! Brilliant ! Brilliant ! ! Brilliant ! ' ! Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible ! Oh , look at that clever angle ! Wow , a jump cut ! ! The camera twirls ! Oh , look at that clever angle ! Wow , a jump cut ! ! Wow ! Zoom ! $ 1.8 million charmer $ 100 million on this $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life $ 99 bargain-basement special & - white freeze frames reminiscent of a pseudo-hip luxury car commercial & - white freeze frames reminiscent of a pseudo-hip luxury car commercial , & - white freeze frames reminiscent of a pseudo-hip luxury car commercial , ( it's ) & - white freeze frames reminiscent of a pseudo-hip luxury car commercial , ( it's ) at its worst when it's actually inside the ring & Amazing & Stitch '' isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . & heart-rate-raising ' ( Hopkins ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it . '' ' ( The Cockettes ) provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable . ' ' ( the cockettes ) provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable ' ... Despite lagging near the finish line , the movie runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' ' ... a great , participatory spectator sport ' ... a great , participatory spectator sport . ' ... a great , participatory spectator sport . ' ' ... both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry , so sit back , relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . ' ' ... the film's considered approach to its subject matter is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' ' A fresh-faced , big-hearted and frequently funny thrill ride for the kiddies , with enough eye candy and cheeky wit to keep parents away from the concession stand . ' ' I feel better already . ' I know how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too . ' I once had a nightmare like this , ' Michael Moore gives us the perfect starting point for a national conversation about guns , violence , and fear . ' a nightmare on elm street ' a nightmare on elm street ' or ` the hills ' a perfect family film ' a perfect family film , ' a perfect family film , ' ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family ' and ` realistic ' ' appeared in 1938 ' begins and ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned . ' begins and ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned . And I've decided to leave a light on every night from now on . ' cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . Too bad . ' dwells on crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and sappy dialogue . ' hanging over the film ' has some visual wit ... but little imagination elsewhere . ' is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . ' is a movie about a bus wreck that turns into a film wreck . ' is banal in its message and the choice of material to convey it . ' is the kind of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers . ' ' it also rocks . ' it is far too self-conscious to draw you deeply into its world . ' left me with a very bad feeling . ' rip-off ' romantic ' should never have been brought out of hibernation ' shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated . ' shows he's on his way ' swims away with the Sleeper Movie of the Summer award . ' the play more has partly closed it down . ' this schlock-filled fairy tale hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability . ' tries to force its quirkiness upon the audience . ' will appeal to No One '' ... something appears to have been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . '' '' 13 Conversations About One Thing '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling . '' 13 conversations '' holds its goodwill close , but is relatively slow to come to the point '' 13 conversations '' holds its goodwill close , but is relatively slow to come to the point . '' A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . '' Abandon '' will leave you wanting to abandon the theater . '' American Beauty '' Analyze That '' is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original . '' Antwone Fisher '' is an earnest , by-the-numbers effort by Washington . It won't rock any boats but is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking . '' Austin Powers in Goldmember '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end . '' Auto Focus '' works as an unusual biopic and document of male swingers in the Playboy era '' Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company , '' and I don't mean that in a good way . '' Being Earnest '' '' Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik '' Birthday Girl '' is an actor's movie first and foremost . '' Brown Sugar '' admirably aspires to be more than another '' Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film . '' Catch Me '' feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark . '' Cremaster 3 '' should come with the warning '' For serious film buffs only ! '' '' Derrida is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow . '' Elling '' '' Extreme Ops '' exceeds expectations . Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good cinematography . '' Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the '' XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . '' Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . '' Frailty '' has been written so well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' near the end takes on a whole other meaning . '' Goddammit '' Hey , the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse . '' '' His Best Friend Remembers '' '' Home Movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time . '' I guess I come from a broken family , '' Imitation '' Laissez-passer '' '' Lilo & Stitch '' isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . '' Look at this ! '' Looking For Leonard '' just seems to kinda sit in neutral , hoping for a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something . '' MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . '' Me Without You '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades . '' Memento '' '' Men in Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel . The story is less vibrant , the jokes are a little lukewarm , but will anyone really care ? '' Minority Report '' Moretti's film makes its own , quieter observations '' Mostly Martha '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see . '' Mr . Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought . '' Not really as bad as you might think ! '' '' One look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid ? '' Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot ? '' Orange County '' is a refreshing change '' Personal Freedom First '' Safe Conduct '' Simone '' is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality . '' Sorority Boys '' was funnier , and that movie was pretty bad . '' Take Care of My Cat '' ) '' The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys '' has flaws , but it also has humor and heart and very talented young actors '' The Emperor's New Clothes '' begins with a simple plan ... Well , at least that's the plan . '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any '' The Time Machine '' is a movie that has no interest in itself . It doesn't believe in itself , it has no sense of humor ... it's just plain bored . '' The best Disney movie since the Lion King '' '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun '' What John does is heroic , but we don't condone it , '' one of the film's stars recently said , a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia . '' What really happened ? '' is a question for philosophers , not filmmakers ; all the filmmakers need to do is engage an audience . '' White Oleander , '' the movie , is akin to a Reader's Digest condensed version of the source material . '' admirably '' and `` terrible '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal '' appalling '' astounds . '' begins with a simple plan '' certainly delivers the goods . '' certainly isn't dull . '' comes from the heart '' cremaster 3 '' should come with the warning '' for serious film buffs only ! '' dangerous '' don't care about the truth '' exceeds expectations . '' exceeds expectations . Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace '' feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark . '' fun '' funny '' grenade '' has been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit ! '' '' hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff '' has the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end . '' has-been '' holds its goodwill close '' home movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time '' home movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time . '' imitation '' is a big time stinker . '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see . '' is a difficult film to shake from your conscience when night falls . '' is a fun '' is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality . '' is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story . '' is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat . '' is a movie that has no interest in itself . '' is a perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year . '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades . '' is a refreshing change '' is a shapeless inconsequential move relying on the viewer to do most of the work . '' is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams . '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time . '' is an actor's movie first and foremost . '' is an earnest '' is an earnest , by-the-numbers effort by Washington . '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling . '' is entertaining . '' is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . '' is never lethargic '' is one of those crass '' is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original . '' is owned by its costars , Spader '' is owned by its costars , Spader and Gyllenhaal . '' is somewhat entertaining '' is suitable summer entertainment '' is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought . '' is the film equivalent of a lovingly rendered coffee table book . '' is the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time . '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight . '' '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to `` Tonight . '' '' lacks in depth '' lacks in depth it makes up for with its heart . '' leaves us with the terrifying message that the real horror may be waiting for us at home '' loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into '' loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into . '' make this a charmer . '' manages to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases '' never cuts corners . '' occurs about 7 times during Windtalkers '' offers chills much like those that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies . '' one of the film's stars recently said , a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia . '' or `` suck '' '' overcome its weaknesses '' por favor '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as `` Mulan '' or `` Tarzan '' remains a disquieting and thought-provoking film ... '' rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing '' should come with the warning '' For serious film buffs only '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta '' snake '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . '' suck '' superior '' terrible '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies '' unelected '' have suspected all along : George W . Bush '' wanted and quite honestly '' warped logic '' was obviously made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care '' will leave you wanting to abandon the theater . '' winner '' worth '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any '60s and 'd be hard pressed to think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn this year 'd be hard pressed to think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn this year . 'd be hard put to find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) 'd be lying if I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow 'd be lying if I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow . 'd be more accurate to say that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way 'd been sitting naked on an igloo 'd bother watching past the second commercial break 'd create a movie better than this . 'd do well to check this one out because it's straight up Twin Peaks action 'd do well to check this one out because it's straight up Twin Peaks action ... 'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police 'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . 'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie 'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . 'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . as it is , it's too long and unfocused 'd have a hard time believing it was just coincidence 'd have to be a most hard-hearted person not to be moved by this drama 'd have to be a most hard-hearted person not to be moved by this drama . 'd have to dig pretty deep to uncover it 'd hoped the movie would avoid 'd live in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve 'd merely like to watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul 'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies 'd need a shower 'd prefer a simple misfire 'd probably turn it off 'd probably turn it off , 'd probably turn it off , convinced that you had already seen that movie 'd probably turn it off , convinced that you had already seen that movie . 'd rather listen to old Tori Amos records 'd rather watch a rerun of The Powerpuff Girls 'd rather watch them on the Animal Planet 'd rather watch them on the Animal Planet . 'd sure make a courtroom trial great fun to watch 'd sure make a courtroom trial great fun to watch . 'd take ( its ) earnest errors and hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time 'd take ( its ) earnest errors and hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time . 'd think by now America would have had enough of plucky British eccentrics with hearts of gold 'd think by now america would have had enough of plucky british eccentrics with hearts of gold 'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . 'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film 'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film . 'd want to watch if you only had a week to live 'd watch these two together again in a New York minute 'd watch these two together again in a New York minute . 'em like that anymore 'll appreciate much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries 'll appreciate much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries . 'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back 'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it 'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles 'll be at the dollar theatres by the time Christmas rolls around 'll be entertained as well 'll be glad you went along for the ride 'll be laughing at Britney Spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch 'll be laughing at Britney Spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch . 'll be laughing at britney spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch 'll be left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance and , perhaps , give in to the urge to get on your feet and shake it 'll be left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance and , perhaps , give in to the urge to get on your feet and shake it . 'll be more acquainted with the tiniest details of Tom Hanks ' face than his wife is 'll be more entertained getting hit by a bus 'll be more entertained getting hit by a bus . 'll be rewarded with some fine acting 'll be rewarded with some fine acting . 'll be taking a risk if you choose to see it 'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser 'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser . 'll be too busy cursing the film's strategically placed white sheets . 'll be treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds 'll be treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds . 'll be white-knuckled and unable to look away 'll be white-knuckled and unable to look away . 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions , especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget 'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions , especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget . 'll be wondering what will happen to her and wishing her the best -- whatever that might mean 'll bet the video game is a lot more fun than the film 'll bet the video game is a lot more fun than the film . 'll buy the soundtrack . 'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project 'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project . 'll cheer 'll cheer . 'll cheer . Otherwise , maybe . 'll cry for your money back 'll cry for your money back . 'll definitely 'll definitely want the T-shirt 'll definitely want the T-shirt . 'll derive from this choppy and sloppy affair 'll end up moved 'll enjoy The Hot Chick . 'll enjoy it 'll enjoy it . 'll enjoy this movie 'll enjoy this movie . 'll ever see and dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled '' Glory : A Soldier's Story 'll ever see and dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled '' Glory : A Soldier's Story . 'll ever see and dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled `` Glory : A Soldier's Story 'll ever see and dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled `` Glory : A Soldier's Story . '' 'll feel as the credits roll 'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub 'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter 'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter ... 'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter ... ' 'll feel too happy to argue much 'll find in this dreary mess 'll find in this dreary mess . 'll find it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; with a screenplay to die for 'll find yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State 'll find yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State . 'll find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie 'll find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie . 'll forget about it by Monday , though 'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else 'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else . 'll get the enjoyable basic minimum . But not a whit more . 'll have a good time with this one too 'll have an idea of the film's creepy , scary effectiveness 'll have an idea of the film's creepy , scary effectiveness . 'll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot 'll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot . 'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief 'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief . 'll just have your head in your hands wondering why Lee's character didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery 'll keep watching the skies for his next project 'll keep you wide awake and ... very tense 'll keep you wide awake and ... very tense . 'll know a star when you see one . 'll laugh 'll laugh at either the obviousness of it all or its stupidity or maybe even its inventiveness 'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , 'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but 'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but come out feeling strangely unsatisfied 'll like it 'll love it 'll love it and 'll love it and probably want to see it twice 'll love it and probably want to see it twice . 'll love this documentary 'll love this documentary . 'll love this movie 'll love this movie . 'll mute your kids for nearly 80 minutes 'll need a stronger stomach than us 'll only put you to sleep 'll only put you to sleep . 'll probably be the best and most mature comedy of the 2002 summer season speaks more of the season than the picture 'll probably love it 'll probably love it . 'll probably run out screaming . 'll probably see a bit of yourself in her unfinished story 'll see Del Toro has brought unexpected gravity to Blade II 'll see a better thriller this year 'll stay with the stage versions , however , which bite cleaner , and deeper 'll stay with the stage versions , however , which bite cleaner , and deeper . 'll still be glued to the screen 'll still be glued to the screen . 'll still feel something 'll still feel something . 'll still have a good time 'll still have a good time . 'll still have a good time . '' 'll still like it now 'll swear that you've seen it all before , even if you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard . 'll take the latter every time 'll trudge out of the theater feeling as though you rode the Zipper after eating a corn dog and an extra-large cotton candy 'll trudge out of the theater feeling as though you rode the Zipper after eating a corn dog and an extra-large cotton candy . 'll wait in vain for a movie to happen 'll wait in vain for a movie to happen . 'll want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment 'll want to slap them 'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it 'm afraid . 'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief 'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . 'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather 'm all for that 'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business 'm behaving like an idiot 'm behaving like an idiot ! 'm convinced I could keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation better than these British soldiers do at keeping themselves kicking 'm convinced I could keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation better than these British soldiers do at keeping themselves kicking . 'm giving it a strong thumbs up 'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment 'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . 'm going to give it a marginal thumbs up 'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal 'm guessing the director is a magician . 'm happy to have seen it 'm happy to have seen it -- 'm happy to have seen it -- not as an alternate version , but as the ultimate exercise in viewing deleted scenes 'm happy to have seen it -- not as an alternate version , but as the ultimate exercise in viewing deleted scenes . 'm just about ready to go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike 'm just about ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike 'm just too bored to care 'm just too bored to care . 'm left slightly disappointed that it didn't 'm left slightly disappointed that it didn't . 'm not 'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop 'm not exactly sure what this movie thinks it is about 'm not exactly sure what this movie thinks it is about . 'm not generally a fan of vegetables 'm not quite sure what the point is 'm not quite sure what the point is ... 'm not suggesting that you actually see it , unless you're the kind of person who has seen every Wim Wenders film of the '70s 'm not sure these words have ever been together in the same sentence 'm not sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening 'm not sure which is worse 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen . 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen 'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen . 'm not sure which will take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche 'm not sure which will take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche . 'm still stunned 'm still stunned . 'm sure if you're a Hartley fan , you might enjoy yourself 'm sure mainstream audiences will be baffled 'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point 'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point . 'm sure the filmmakers found this a remarkable and novel concept 'm sure there's a teenage boy out there somewhere who's dying for this kind of entertainment . 'n safe as to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen 'n safe as to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen . 're - doing-it-for - the-cash 're a connoisseur of psychological horror 're a fan of the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . 're all in this together 're as happy listening to movies as you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you 're at the right film 're at the right film . 're better off staying home and watching The X-Files 're better off staying home and watching The X-Files . 're burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol 're clueless and inept 're content with a clever pseudo-bio that manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life 're convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic 're convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic . 're dead on the vine 're definitely convinced that these women are spectacular 're definitely convinced that these women are spectacular . 're desperate for the evening to end 're desperate for the evening to end . 're down 're drawn in by the dark luster 're dying to see the same old thing in a tired old setting 're each interesting 're engulfed by it . 're entirely unprepared 're entirely unprepared . 're far better served by the source material 're going through the motions 're going to face frightening late fees 're going to feel like you weren't invited to the party 're going to feel like you weren't invited to the party . 're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera 're gonna like this movie 're gonna like this movie . 're hard up for raunchy college humor 're in a mind set for goofy comedy 're in a slap-happy mood 're in for a painful ride 're in for a painful ride . 're in for a real winner , creativity at its peak 're in luck 're in luck . 're in the mood for a melodrama narrated by talking fish 're in trouble 're just a couple of cops in Copmovieland , these two 're just in the mood for a fun -- but bad -- movie 're left thinking the only reason to make the movie is because present standards allow for plenty of nudity 're left with a sour taste in your mouth 're left with a story that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments 're left with a story that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments . 're likely to have one helluva time at the movies 're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . 're looking for an intelligent movie in which you can release your pent up anger 're looking for something new and hoping for something entertaining 're meant to buy that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G . I . Jane . 're meant to buy that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G.I. Jane 're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination 're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination . 're more likely to enjoy on a computer 're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat 're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins 're not a fan , 're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears 're not exactly flattering 're not interested in discretion in your entertainment choices 're not into the Pokemon franchise , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . 're not likely to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it's surprisingly old-fashioned 're not likely to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it's surprisingly old-fashioned . 're not merely watching history 're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes 're not sure 're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed 're not the target demographic 're often undone by Howard's self-conscious attempts to find a ` literary ' filmmaking style to match his subject 're on the edge of your seat 're out there ! '' 're over 25 're over 25 , have an IQ over 90 , 're over 25 , have an IQ over 90 , and have a driver's license 're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans 're presented with a wry dark humor 're presented with a wry dark humor . 're ready to hate one character , 're ready to hate one character , or really sympathize with another character 're really renting this you're not interested in discretion in your entertainment choices 're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over 're sandwiched in between the most impossibly dry account of Kahlo's life imaginable . 're simply not funny performers 're struggling to create . 're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders 're subjected to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes after another 're supposed to shriek 're talking about '' Talk to Her 're the kind of parent who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix 're the unnamed , easily substitutable forces that serve as whatever terror the heroes of horror movies try to avoid . 're too conscious of the effort it takes to be this spontaneous 're too conscious of the effort it takes to be this spontaneous . 're touched by the film's conviction that all life centered on that place , that time and that sport 're treading water at best in this forgettable effort 're watching a 76-minute commercial 're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker 're watching a soap opera rather than a chronicle of the ups and downs that accompany lifelong friendships 're watching an iceberg melt -- only 're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles 're wrapped up in the characters , how they make their choices , and why 's ( Ricci's ) best 's ( Ricci's ) best work yet , this girl-woman who sincerely believes she can thwart the world's misery with blind good will . 's ) a clever thriller with enough unexpected twists to keep our interest 's ) a clever thriller with enough unexpected twists to keep our interest . 's ) better at fingering problems than finding solutions 's ) better at fingering problems than finding solutions . 's ) quite a bit of heart , as you would expect from the directors of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin 's ) quite a bit of heart , as you would expect from the directors of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin . 's , it's simply unbearable 's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . 's ... like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror 's ... like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror . 's ... tremendous energy from the cast , a sense of playfulness and excitement that seems appropriate 's ... tremendous energy from the cast , a sense of playfulness and excitement that seems appropriate . 's ... worth the extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles 's ... worth the extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles with a film whose very subject is , quite pointedly , about the peril of such efforts 's ... worth the extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles with a film whose very subject is , quite pointedly , about the peril of such efforts . 's 51 times better than this 's 51 times better than this . 's 86 minutes too long 's the gift of the magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene . merry friggin ' christmas 's Axis of Evil . 's Barbershop 's Black Hawk Down with more heart 's Black Hawk Down with more heart . 's Black Hawk Down with more heart . At its worst , it's Rambo - meets-John Ford 's Burns ' visuals , characters and his punchy dialogue , not his plot , that carry waydowntown . 's Dench who really steals the show 's Firestorm that my fingernails instinctively crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs 's Firestorm that my fingernails instinctively crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs . 's Friday '' 's How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog is slight but unendurable 's How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog is slight but unendurable . 's Jagger's bone-dry , mournfully brittle delivery that gives the film its bittersweet bite . 's Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents 's John Turturro , who's simply fab as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish 's Kidman who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers 's Kidman who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers . 's Lovely and Amazing 's Lovely and Amazing , 's Lovely and Amazing , from her own screenplay , jumps to the head of the class of women's films that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style 's Lovely and Amazing , from her own screenplay , jumps to the head of the class of women's films that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style . 's Pauly Shore awful 's Pauly Shore awful . 's Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned 's Quaid who anchors the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer 's Quaid who anchors the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer . 's Quinn ( is ) a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like Gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent . 's Quinn ( is ) a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like Gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent . ' 's Revenge : Ultimate Edition 's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies 's Splash without the jokes 's Splash without the jokes . 's TV sitcom material at best 's The Gift of the Magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene 's The Gift of the Magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene . 's The Gift of the Magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene . Merry friggin ' Christmas 's The Gift of the Magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene . Merry friggin ' Christmas ! 's The Prince of Egypt from 1998 . 's Unforgiven which also utilized the scintillating force of its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue 's Unforgiven which also utilized the scintillating force of its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue . 's Young Guns meets Goodfellas in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs 's ` 's ` Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies 's a 100-year old mystery that is constantly being interrupted by Elizabeth Hurley in a bathing suit . 's a British flick gleefully 's a British flick gleefully unconcerned with plausibility , yet just as determined to entertain you . 's a Frankenstein-monster of a film that doesn't know what it wants to be 's a Frankenstein-monster of a film that doesn't know what it wants to be . 's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . 's a bad , embarrassing movie 's a bad , embarrassing movie . 's a bad action movie 's a bad sign 's a bad sign in a thriller when you instantly know whodunit 's a bad sign in a thriller when you instantly know whodunit . 's a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack 's a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over 's a bad thing when a movie has about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel 's a bad thing when a movie has about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel . 's a barely tolerable slog over well-trod ground 's a barely tolerable slog over well-trod ground . 's a bargain-basement European pickup 's a bargain-basement European pickup . 's a beaut 's a beaut . 's a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters 's a beautiful madness 's a beautiful madness . 's a beautifully accomplished lyrical meditation on a bunch of despondent and vulnerable characters living in the renown Chelsea Hotel ... 's a big , comforting jar of Marmite , 's a big , comforting jar of Marmite , to be slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness 's a big part of why we go to the movies 's a big part of why we go to the movies . 's a bit disappointing 's a bit disappointing that it only manages to be decent instead of dead brilliant . 's a bit of thematic meat on the bones of Queen of the Damned 's a bit of thematic meat on the bones of Queen of the Damned , as its origins in an Anne Rice novel dictate 's a bit smug and repetitive 's a bittersweet and lyrical mix of elements 's a bizarre curiosity memorable mainly for the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script , unimpressive acting and indifferent direction 's a bizarre curiosity memorable mainly for the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script , unimpressive acting and indifferent direction . 's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' 's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' 's a boring movie about a boring man , made watchable by a bravura performance from a consummate actor incapable of being boring 's a boring movie about a boring man , made watchable by a bravura performance from a consummate actor incapable of being boring . 's a brave attempt to tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds 's a brave attempt to tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds . 's a brazenly misguided project 's a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson 's a brilliant , honest performance by nicholson 's a buggy drag 's a buggy drag . 's a case of two actors who do everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior 's a certain robustness to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting 's a certain robustness to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting . 's a certain style and wit to the dialogue 's a charismatic charmer likely to seduce and conquer 's a charismatic charmer likely to seduce and conquer . 's a charming and often affecting journey 's a charming and often affecting journey . 's a cheat . 's a choppy , surface-effect feeling to the whole enterprise 's a cipher , played by an actress who smiles and frowns but doesn't reveal an inner life 's a clarity of purpose and even-handedness 's a clarity of purpose and even-handedness to the film's direction 's a clear-eyed portrait of an intensely lived time , filled with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties 's a clear-eyed portrait of an intensely lived time , filled with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties . 's a comedy full of gentle humor that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight 's a compelling and horrifying story 's a compelling story 's a compelling story , 's a compelling story , mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there 's a conundrum not worth solving 's a cookie-cutter movie , a cut-and-paste job 's a cookie-cutter movie , a cut-and-paste job . 's a cool event for the whole family 's a cool event for the whole family . 's a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic , but a movie the kids will want to see over and over again 's a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic , but a movie the kids will want to see over and over again . 's a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime 's a dangerous , secretly unhinged guy who could easily have killed a president because it made him feel powerful . 's a dark , gritty story 's a day at the beach -- with air conditioning and popcorn 's a day at the beach -- with air conditioning and popcorn . 's a decent glimpse into a time period , and an outcast , that is no longer accessible 's a deeply serious movie that cares passionately about its subject , but too often becomes ponderous in its teaching of history , or lost in the intricate connections and multiple timelines of its story 's a deeply serious movie that cares passionately about its subject , but too often becomes ponderous in its teaching of history , or lost in the intricate connections and multiple timelines of its story . 's a delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling 's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) 's a disreputable air about the whole thing 's a diverting enough hour-and-a-half for the family audience 's a diverting enough hour-and-a-half for the family audience . 's a documentary that says that the alternate sexuality meant to set you free may require so much relationship maintenance that celibacy can start looking good . 's a drag how Nettelbeck sees working women -- or at least this working woman -- for whom she shows little understanding 's a drag how Nettelbeck sees working women -- or at least this working woman -- for whom she shows little understanding . 's a dull girl , that's all 's a dull girl , that's all . 's a fairly impressive debut from the director , Charles Stone III 's a fairly impressive debut from the director , Charles Stone III . 's a fairy tale that comes from a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor 's a fairy tale that comes from a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor . 's a fairy tale that comes from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor 's a familiar story , but one that is presented with great sympathy and intelligence 's a familiar story , but one that is presented with great sympathy and intelligence . 's a fanboy ` what if ? ' brought to life on the big screen 's a fantastic movie 's a far more thoughtful film than any slice of Hugh Grant whimsy . 's a feature-length adaptation of one of those `` Can This Marriage Be Saved ? 's a feel-bad ending for a depressing story that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary 's a feel-bad ending for a depressing story that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary . 's a feel-good movie about which you can actually feel good 's a feel-good movie about which you can actually feel good . 's a film that's destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics 's a film that's destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics . 's a film that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship 's a film that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship . 's a film that hinges on its casting 's a film with an idea buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt 's a film with an idea buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt . 's a fine , focused piece of work that reopens an interesting controversy and never succumbs to sensationalism 's a fine , focused piece of work that reopens an interesting controversy and never succumbs to sensationalism . 's a fine , old-fashioned-movie movie , which is to say it's unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance 's a fine , old-fashioned-movie movie , which is to say it's unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance . 's a frightful vanity film that , no doubt , pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni 's a frightful vanity film that , no doubt , pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni . 's a fun adventure movie for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure 's a fun adventure movie for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure . 's a fun one . 's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters 's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters . 's a funny no-brainer 's a gag that's worn a bit thin over the years , though Don't Ask still finds a few chuckles 's a glorified sitcom , and a long , unfunny one at that . 's a glorious groove that leaves you wanting more 's a glorious groove that leaves you wanting more . 's a glorious spectacle 's a glorious spectacle like those D . W . Griffith made in the early days of silent film 's a glorious spectacle like those D . W . Griffith made in the early days of silent film . 's a glorious spectacle like those D.W. Griffith made in the early days of silent film 's a glorious spectacle like those D.W. Griffith made in the early days of silent film . 's a good director 's a good director . 's a good film 's a good film -- 's a good film -- not a classic , but odd , entertaining and authentic 's a good film -- not a classic , but odd , entertaining and authentic . 's a good yarn-spinner 's a grab bag of genres that don't add up to a whole lot of sense 's a grab bag of genres that don't add up to a whole lot of sense . 's a great American adventure and a wonderful film to bring to IMAX 's a great American adventure and a wonderful film to bring to IMAX . 's a great deal of corny dialogue and preposterous moments 's a great deal of sizzle and very little steak 's a great deal of sizzle and very little steak . 's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur 's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur . 's a head-turner -- thoughtfully written , beautifully read and , finally , deeply humanizing 's a head-turner -- thoughtfully written , beautifully read and , finally , deeply humanizing . 's a heaven for bad movies 's a heavy stench of ` been there , done that ' hanging over the film 's a heavy stench of ` been there , done that ' hanging over the film . 's a heck of a ride 's a heck of a ride . Samuel L . Jackson is one of the best actors there is 's a hellish 's a hellish , 's a hellish , numbing experience to watch 's a hoot and a half , and a great way for the American people 's a hoot and a half , and a great way for the American people to see what a candidate is like when he's not giving the same 15-cent stump speech 's a hoot and a half , and a great way for the American people to see what a candidate is like when he's not giving the same 15-cent stump speech . 's a hoot watching The Rock chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back , and leap unscathed through raging fire 's a hoot watching The Rock chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back , and leap unscathed through raging fire ! 's a howler 's a humble effort , but 's a humble effort , but spiced with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially between Morgan and Redgrave 's a humble effort , but spiced with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially between Morgan and Redgrave . 's a humorless , disjointed mess 's a humorless , disjointed mess . 's a liability 's a little bumpy 's a little bumpy , with a final lap that's all too suspiciously smooth 's a little violence and lots of sex in a bid to hold our attention 's a little weak 's a loathsome movie 's a long time before the fat lady sings 's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) 's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium 's a lot less sensational than it wants to be 's a lot of good material 's a lot of good material here 's a lot of tooth in Roger Dodger 's a lot richer than the ones 's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own 's a lot to ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's 's a lot to ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's . 's a lot to recommend Read My Lips 's a lousy one at that 's a lousy one at that . 's a love story as sanguine as its title 's a lovely , eerie film that casts an odd , rapt spell . 's a lovely , sad dance highlighted by Kwan's unique directing style 's a lovely , sad dance highlighted by Kwan's unique directing style . 's a lovely film with lovely performances by Buy and Accorsi 's a lovely film with lovely performances by Buy and Accorsi . 's a lovers-on-the-run crime flick 's a lyrical endeavour . 's a masterpeice . 's a masterpiece 's a masterpiece . 's a memorable performance in a big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film 's a metaphor for this love story 's a mindless action flick with a twist -- far better suited to video-viewing than the multiplex 's a minor comedy that tries to balance sweetness with coarseness , while it paints a sad picture of the singles scene 's a minor comedy that tries to balance sweetness with coarseness , while it paints a sad picture of the singles scene . 's a minor treat 's a mouse , for cryin ' out loud 's a movie about it 's a movie forged in the fires of Chick Flick Hell 's a movie forged in the fires of Chick Flick Hell . 's a movie that accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough 's a movie that accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough . 's a movie that emphasizes style over character and substance 's a movie that ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud 's a movie that ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will 's a movie that ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will . 's a movie that gets under your skin 's a much more emotional journey than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies 's a mystery how the movie could be released in this condition 's a mystery how the movie could be released in this condition . 's a nice departure from standard moviegoing fare 's a nice departure from standard moviegoing fare . 's a nice girl-buddy movie 's a nice girl-buddy movie once it gets rock-n-rolling 's a nicely detailed world of pawns , bishops and kings , of wagers in dingy backrooms or pristine forests 's a nicely detailed world of pawns , bishops and kings , of wagers in dingy backrooms or pristine forests . 's a pale imitation 's a pale imitation . 's a part of us that can not help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something 's a part of us that can not help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something . 's a pedestrian , flat drama that screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame 's a pedestrian , flat drama that screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame . 's a perfect show of respect to just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it 's a perfect show of respect to just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it . 's a perfectly acceptable widget 's a period romance that suffers from an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum . 's a persistent theatrical sentiment and a woozy quality to the manner of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title 's a persistent theatrical sentiment and a woozy quality to the manner of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title . 's a piece of dreck disguised as comedy 's a piece of dreck disguised as comedy . 's a piece of handiwork that shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places , but has some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety 's a piece of handiwork that shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places , but has some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety . 's a pity that ( Nelson's ) achievement doesn't match his ambition 's a pleasurable trifle 's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities 's a pleasure to have a film like The Hours as an alternative 's a pleasure to have a film like The Hours as an alternative . 's a pleasure to see Seinfeld griping about the biz with buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn 's a pleasure to see Seinfeld griping about the biz with buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn . 's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions 's a powerful though flawed movie , guaranteed to put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today 's a powerful though flawed movie , guaranteed to put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today . 's a pretty good execution of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own 's a pretty good execution of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own . 's a pretty listless collection of kid-movie clichés 's a pretty listless collection of kid-movie clichés . 's a pretty mediocre family film 's a pretty mediocre family film . 's a pretty woman 's a quirky , off-beat project ... 's a rare window on an artistic collaboration 's a rare window on an artistic collaboration . 's a rather listless amble down 's a rather listless amble down the middle of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug 's a rather listless amble down the middle of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug . 's a real shame 's a real shame that so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess 's a real shame that so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess . 's a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening 's a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening . 's a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker 's a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker . 's a reason why halftime is only fifteen minutes long . 's a refreshing change from the self-interest and paranoia that shape most American representations of Castro 's a refreshing change from the self-interest and paranoia that shape most American representations of Castro . 's a remarkably solid and subtly satirical tour de force 's a remarkably solid and subtly satirical tour de force . 's a riot to see Rob Schneider in a young woman's clothes 's a ripper of a yarn and I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill . 's a road-trip drama with too many wrong turns 's a road-trip drama with too many wrong turns . 's a rock-solid little genre picture 's a rollicking adventure for you and all your mateys , regardless of their ages . 's a sad , sick sight 's a sadistic bike flick that would have made Vittorio De Sica proud 's a satisfying summer blockbuster and worth a look 's a satisfying summer blockbuster and worth a look . 's a scorcher 's a scorcher . 's a sense that the crux of the mystery hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential 's a shame 's a shame that the storyline and its underlying themes ... finally seem so impersonal or even shallow 's a shame that the storyline and its underlying themes ... finally seem so impersonal or even shallow . 's a shame the marvelous first 101 minutes have to be combined with the misconceived final 5 . 's a sharp movie about otherwise dull subjects 's a sharp movie about otherwise dull subjects . 's a sheer unbridled delight in the way 's a sheer unbridled delight in the way the story unfurls 's a sheer unbridled delight in the way the story unfurls ... 's a sight to behold 's a sight to behold . 's a sincere mess 's a sit down and ponder affair 's a sit down and ponder affair . 's a sitcom without the snap-crackle 's a sitcom without the snap-crackle . 's a slow slog to get there 's a slow study : The action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed . 's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik 's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik 's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke 's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke , made creepy by its `` men in a sardine can '' warped logic 's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke , made creepy by its `` men in a sardine can '' warped logic . 's a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture 's a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn 's a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . 's a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original , mind you , but solidly entertaining 's a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original , mind you , but solidly entertaining . 's a smartly directed , grown-up film of ideas 's a smartly directed , grown-up film of ideas . 's a solid movie about people whose lives are anything but 's a solid movie about people whose lives are anything but . 's a solid woman - finding-herself story 's a sometimes interesting remake that doesn't compare to the brilliant original 's a spectacular performance - ahem 's a spirited film and a must-see 's a spontaneity to The Chateau , a sense of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout . 's a square , sentimental drama that satisfies , as comfort food often can 's a square , sentimental drama that satisfies , as comfort food often can . 's a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish 's a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . 's a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch 's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know 's a stunning lyrical work of considerable force and truth 's a stunning lyrical work of considerable force and truth . 's a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser that lifts your spirits as well as the corners of your mouth 's a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser that lifts your spirits as well as the corners of your mouth . 's a tad slow 's a talking head documentary , but a great one 's a talking head documentary , but a great one . 's a taunt - a call for justice for two crimes from which many of us have not yet recovered 's a technically superb film , shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , expertly utilizing the talents of his top-notch creative team 's a technically superb film , shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , expertly utilizing the talents of his top-notch creative team . 's a terrible movie in every regard 's a terrible movie in every regard , 's a terrible movie in every regard , and 's a terrible movie in every regard , and utterly painful to watch 's a terrible movie in every regard , and utterly painful to watch . 's a terrific American sports movie 's a testament to De Niro and director Michael Caton-Jones 's a testament to De Niro and director Michael Caton-Jones that by movie's end , we accept the characters and the film , flaws and all 's a testament to De Niro and director Michael Caton-Jones that by movie's end , we accept the characters and the film , flaws and all . 's a testament to the film's considerable charm 's a testament to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries 's a testament to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries . 's a thin line between likably old-fashioned and fuddy-duddy 's a tour de force , written and directed so quietly that it's implosion rather than explosion you fear 's a tour de force , written and directed so quietly that it's implosion rather than explosion you fear . 's a treat -- a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score 's a treat watching Shaw , a British stage icon , melting under the heat of Phocion's attentions 's a treat watching Shaw , a British stage icon , melting under the heat of Phocion's attentions . 's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director 's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director , 's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director , that the journey is such a mesmerizing one 's a trifle 's a trifle . 's a trifle of a movie 's a trifle of a movie , with a few laughs surrounding an unremarkable soft center 's a trifle of a movie , with a few laughs surrounding an unremarkable soft center . 's a vastness implied in Metropolis that is just breathtaking 's a vastness implied in Metropolis that is just breathtaking . 's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message 's a very sincere work 's a very tasteful rock and roll movie 's a very tasteful rock and roll movie . 's a very valuable film 's a very valuable film ... 's a very very strong `` B + 's a very very strong `` B + . 's a very very strong `` B + . '' 's a visual delight and a decent popcorn adventure 's a visual delight and a decent popcorn adventure , 's a wacky and inspired little film that works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs 's a wacky and inspired little film that works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs . 's a way to effectively teach kids about the dangers of drugs 's a welcome return to the roots of a genre that should depend on surprises 's a well-written and occasionally challenging social drama that actually has something interesting to say 's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun 's a whole heap of nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age\/coming-out tale 's a whole heap of nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age\/coming-out tale . 's a wickedly subversive bent to the best parts of Birthday Girl 's a wickedly subversive bent to the best parts of Birthday Girl . 's a wise and powerful tale of race and culture forcefully told , with superb performances throughout 's a wise and powerful tale of race and culture forcefully told , with superb performances throughout . 's a wonder that he couldn't have brought something fresher to the proceedings simply by accident 's a wonderful , sobering , heart-felt drama 's a wonderful , sobering , heart-felt drama . 's a work by an artist 's a work by an artist so in control of both his medium and his message 's a work by an artist so in control of both his medium and his message that he can improvise like a jazzman 's a work by an artist so in control of both his medium and his message that he can improvise like a jazzman . 's a work of enthralling drama 's a work of incendiary genius , steering clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions 's a work of incendiary genius , steering clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions . 's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived 's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived . 's a world-class actor with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind 's a world-class actor with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind . 's a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations 's a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre 's ability to pull together easily accessible stories 's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable 's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable . 's about a very human one 's about all it does well 's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest 's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest , 's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest , but has a little too much resonance with real world events 's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest , but has a little too much resonance with real world events and 's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest , but has a little too much resonance with real world events and ultimately comes off as insultingly simplistic 's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest , but has a little too much resonance with real world events and ultimately comes off as insultingly simplistic . 's about as exciting as a sunburn 's about as overbearing and over-the-top as the family 's about as overbearing and over-the-top as the family it 's about following your dreams 's about following your dreams , 's about following your dreams , no matter what your parents think 's about following your dreams , no matter what your parents think . Socrates motions for hemlock . 's about individual moments of mood , and an aimlessness that's actually sort of amazing . 's about issues most adults have to face in marriage 's about teenagers , 's absolutely amazing 's absolutely amazing how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan 's absolutely amazing how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . 's absolutely amazing how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring 's absolutely spooky 's absolutely spooky how Lillard channels the Shagster right down to the original Casey Kasem-furnished voice 's actually pretty funny 's actually pretty funny , 's actually pretty funny , but 's actually pretty funny , but in all the wrong places 's actually pretty funny , but in all the wrong places . 's actually pretty good in the first few minutes 's actually sort of amazing 's actually watchable 's affecting , amusing , sad and reflective 's affecting , amusing , sad and reflective . 's alarmingly current 's all a rather shapeless good time 's all about Anakin ... and the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and , of course , special effect 's all about Anakin ... and the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and , of course , special effect . 's all bad 's all bad . 's all bluster -- in the end it's as sweet as Greenfingers 's all bluster and cliché 's all derivative 's all entertaining enough 's all gratuitous before long , as if Schwentke were fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story 's all gratuitous before long , as if Schwentke were fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story . 's all pretty 's all pretty cynical and condescending 's all pretty cynical and condescending , 's all pretty cynical and condescending , too 's all pretty cynical and condescending , too . 's all quite tasteful to look at 's all stitched together with energy , intelligence and verve , enhanced by a surplus of vintage archive footage 's all stitched together with energy , intelligence and verve , enhanced by a surplus of vintage archive footage . 's all surface psychodramatics 's all surprisingly predictable 's all surprisingly predictable . 's all the stronger because of it 's all very cute , though not terribly funny if you're more than six years old 's all very cute , though not terribly funny if you're more than six years old . 's all-powerful , a voice for a pop-cyber culture that feeds on her Bjorkness 's all-powerful , a voice for a pop-cyber culture that feeds on her Bjorkness . 's almost as if it's an elaborate dare more than a full-blooded film . 's almost impossible not to be moved by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia 's almost impossible not to be moved by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia . 's almost impossible not to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images 's almost impossible not to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images . 's almost worth seeing , if only to witness the crazy confluence of purpose and taste 's almost worth seeing because it's so bad 's already a joke in the United States 's already a joke in the United States . 's already been too many of these films ... 's already comfortable enough in her own skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique 's already done way too often 's also , clearly , great fun 's also , clearly , great fun . 's also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , I might add -- slice of comedic bliss 's also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , I might add -- slice of comedic bliss . 's also a lot of redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it 's also an abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly satanic business than you can shake a severed limb at 's also an abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly satanic business than you can shake a severed limb at . 's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness 's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness . 's also cold , grey , antiseptic and emotionally desiccated . 's also curious to note that this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget . 's also disappointing to a certain degree 's also disappointing to a certain degree . 's also drab and inert 's also extremely effective 's also extremely effective . 's also far from being a realized work 's also full of sharp , smart satire 's also full of sharp , smart satire . 's also generic , untidy , condescending and mild 's also generic , untidy , condescending and mild of impact rather than stunning 's also heavy-handed and devotes too much time to bigoted views 's also heavy-handed and devotes too much time to bigoted views . 's also nice 's also nice to see a movie with its heart 's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly 's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly , 's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly , unabashedly 's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly , unabashedly on its sleeve 's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers 's also not very good 's also not very good . 's also not very good . Especially compared with the television series that inspired the movie 's also not very good . Especially compared with the television series that inspired the movie . 's also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time 's also one of the smartest 's also one that , next to his best work , feels clumsy and convoluted 's also pretty funny 's also probably the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment I'm likely to see all year 's also rarely coherent . 's also simple-minded and contrived 's also so jarring that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story 's also so jarring that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story . 's also somewhat clumsy 's also somewhat clumsy . 's also stupider 's also stupider . 's also the year's sweetest movie 's also the year's sweetest movie . 's also too stupid 's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times 's also undeniably exceedingly clever 's also uninspired 's also uninspired , 's also uninspired , lacking the real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires 's also uninspired , lacking the real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires . 's always disappointing 's always disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic 's always disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . 's always enthralling 's always enthralling . 's always fascinating to watch Marker the essayist at work . 's always fun to watch 's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations 's amazingly perceptive in its subtle , supportive but unsentimental look at the Marks family 's amazingly perceptive in its subtle , supportive but unsentimental look at the Marks family . 's among the most breathtakingly designed films I've ever seen 's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A . 's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L.A.'s show-biz and media 's an 88-minute highlight reel that's 86 minutes too long 's an 88-minute highlight reel that's 86 minutes too long . 's an acquired taste that takes time to enjoy 's an actor's showcase that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters 's an actor's showcase that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters -- 's an actor's showcase that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters -- including the supporting ones 's an actor's showcase that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters -- including the supporting ones . 's an adventure story and history lesson all in one 's an adventure story and history lesson all in one . 's an ambitious film 's an awfully derivative story 's an earnest debut full of heartfelt performances 's an earnest debut full of heartfelt performances , 's an earnest debut full of heartfelt performances , but 's an earnest debut full of heartfelt performances , but is ultimately let down by a story that is all too predictable 's an earnest debut full of heartfelt performances , but is ultimately let down by a story that is all too predictable . 's an emotion closer to pity 's an energy to Y Tu Mamá También . 's an enjoyable one 's an enjoyable trifle nonetheless 's an entertaining and informative documentary 's an entertaining and informative documentary . 's an entertaining movie 's an enthusiastic charm in Fire that makes the formula fresh again 's an epic 's an epic here 's an example of sophisticated , challenging filmmaking that stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal 's an example of sophisticated , challenging filmmaking that stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal . 's an excellent 90-minute film 's an excellent 90-minute film here 's an exhilarating place to visit , this laboratory of laughter 's an exhilarating place to visit , this laboratory of laughter . 's an experience in understanding a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal 's an experience in understanding a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal . 's an interesting effort ( particularly for JFK conspiracy nuts ) 's an intriguing look at two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do 's an intriguing look at two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do . 's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation . 's an odd show , pregnant with moods , stillborn except as a harsh conceptual exercise 's an offbeat treat that pokes fun at the democratic exercise while also examining its significance for those who take part 's an offbeat treat that pokes fun at the democratic exercise while also examining its significance for those who take part . 's an often-cute film 's an often-cute film but either needs more substance to fill the time or some judicious editing 's an opera movie for the buffs 's an opera movie for the buffs . 's an unhappy situation 's an unhappy situation all around 's an unhappy situation all around . 's an unpretentious , sociologically pointed slice of life 's an unusual , thoughtful bio-drama with a rich subject and some fantastic moments and scenes 's an unusual , thoughtful bio-drama with a rich subject and some fantastic moments and scenes . 's an utterly static picture 's anchored by splendid performances from an honored screen veteran and a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair 's anchored by splendid performances from an honored screen veteran and a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair . 's another regurgitated action movie you're after 's another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows 's another stale , kill-by-numbers flick , complete with blade-thin characters and terrible , pun-laden dialogue 's another stale , kill-by-numbers flick , complete with blade-thin characters and terrible , pun-laden dialogue . 's another video movie photographed like a film , with the bad lighting that's often written off as indie film naturalism 's another video movie photographed like a film , with the bad lighting that's often written off as indie film naturalism . 's apparent that this is one summer film that satisfies 's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos 's apparently just what ( Aniston ) has always needed to grow into a movie career 's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose 's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose . 's appealingly manic and energetic 's appealingly manic and energetic . 's approached with imagination and flair 's as close as anyone has dared to come 's as close as we'll ever come to looking through a photographer's viewfinder as he works 's as close as we'll ever come to looking through a photographer's viewfinder as he works . 's as comprehensible as any Dummies guide , something 's as comprehensible as any Dummies guide , something even non-techies can enjoy 's as comprehensible as any Dummies guide , something even non-techies can enjoy . 's as crisp and to the point 's as entertaining 's as entertaining as it is instructive 's as flat as an open can of pop left sitting in the sun 's as flat as an open can of pop left sitting in the sun . 's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast 's as good 's as good as you remember 's as good as you remember . 's as good as you remember . In fact , even better 's as good as you remember . In fact , even better . 's as hard to classify as it is hard to resist 's as if Allen , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself 's as if Allen , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself . 's as if De Palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese 's as if De Palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese . 's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out 's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet 's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet ? 's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet ? '' 's as if you're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker 's as if you're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker . 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this '' 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this '' un-bear-able '' project 's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project 's as morning-glory exuberant 's as morning-glory exuberant as she was in Amélie 's as raw and action-packed an experience as a ringside seat at a tough-man contest 's as raw and action-packed an experience as a ringside seat at a tough-man contest . 's as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , absolutely 's as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , absolutely right 's as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , absolutely right in her stinging social observations 's as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , absolutely right in her stinging social observations . 's as sorry a mess as its director's diabolical debut , Mad Cows 's as sorry a mess as its director's diabolical debut , Mad Cows . 's as sweet as Greenfingers 's assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation 's astonishing 's at once laughable and compulsively watchable 's at once laughable and compulsively watchable , 's at once surreal and disturbingly familiar 's at stake , just a twisty double-cross you can smell a mile away 's attracting audiences to Unfaithful 's awfully entertaining 's awfully entertaining to watch 's awfully entertaining to watch . 's back in form , 's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film 's back-stabbing , inter-racial desire and , most importantly 's back-stabbing , inter-racial desire and , most importantly , 's back-stabbing , inter-racial desire and , most importantly , singing and dancing . 's bad screenwriting 's badder than bad 's badder than bad . 's badly 's badly acted , blandly directed , and could have been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school 's badly acted , blandly directed , and could have been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school . 's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything 's basically an overlong episode of Tales from the Crypt 's basically an overlong episode of Tales from the Crypt . 's because relatively nothing happens 's because relatively nothing happens . 's because the laughs come from fairly basic comedic constructs 's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair 's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled 's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie 's been done before 's been done before but never so vividly or with so much passion 's been done before but never so vividly or with so much passion . 's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe 's been made with an innocent yet fervid conviction that our Hollywood has all but lost 's been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood 's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit 's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars 's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage 's being conned right up to the finale 's best 's best dramatic performance to date ( is ) almost enough to lift ( this ) thrill-kill cat-and-mouser ... above its paint-by-numbers plot 's best films , '' Erin Brockovich , '' 's best in more than a decade 's best served cold 's best to avoid imprisonment with the dull , nerdy folks that inhabit Cherish 's best to avoid imprisonment with the dull , nerdy folks that inhabit Cherish . 's better 's better than The Phantom Menace 's better than The Phantom Menace . 's better than its predecessor 's better than mid-range Steven Seagal , but not as sharp 's better than one might expect when you look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role 's better than one might expect when you look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role . 's better to go in knowing full well what's going to happen , but willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . 's betting her third feature will be something to behold 's boring 's both a necessary political work and a fascinating documentary 's both a necessary political work and a fascinating documentary ... 's both charming 's both charming and 's both charming and well 's both charming and well acted 's both degrading and strangely liberating to see people working so hard at leading lives of sexy intrigue , only to be revealed by the dispassionate Gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen 's both saucy and endearing 's both sitcomishly predictable and cloying in its attempts 's both sitcomishly predictable and cloying in its attempts to be poignant . 's bright 's bright side . 's brilliance 's brilliant 's brilliant ` 's brilliant ` Videodrome 's certainly an honest attempt to get at something 's certainly an invaluable record of that special fishy community 's certainly an invaluable record of that special fishy community . 's certainly laudable 's certainly laudable that the movie deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context 's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting 's changed the male academic from a lower-class Brit to an American , a choice that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film 's characteristically startling visual style and an almost palpable sense of intensity . 's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile 's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him 's clear the filmmakers weren't sure where they wanted their story to go , and even more clear that they lack the skills to get us to this undetermined destination 's clear the filmmakers weren't sure where they wanted their story to go , and even more clear that they lack the skills to get us to this undetermined destination . 's clear why Deuces Wild , which was shot two years ago , has been gathering dust on MGM's shelf 's clear why Deuces Wild , which was shot two years ago , has been gathering dust on MGM's shelf . 's cliche to call the film ` refreshing 's clotted with heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long 's clotted with heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long . 's coherent 's coherent , well shot 's coherent , well shot , 's coherent , well shot , and 's coherent , well shot , and tartly 's coherent , well shot , and tartly acted 's compelling 's compelling anatomy of grief and the difficult process of adapting to loss . 's compelling and heartfelt 's compelling and heartfelt -- 's compelling and heartfelt -- even if the heart belongs to a big 's consistently funny , in an irresistible junior-high way , and consistently free 's consistently funny , in an irresistible junior-high way , and consistently free of any gag that would force you to give it a millisecond of thought . 's consistently surprising , easy 's consistently surprising , easy to watch -- but 's consistently surprising , easy to watch -- but , 's continuing exploration of homosexuality in America 's contrived and predictable 's crafty , energetic and smart 's crap on a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins 's crap on a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins . 's creepy and effective 's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low 's dark and tragic , and lets the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death 's deep-sixed by a compulsion to catalog every bodily fluids gag in There's Something About Mary and devise a parallel clone-gag 's deep-sixed by a compulsion to catalog every bodily fluids gag in There's Something About Mary and devise a parallel clone-gag . 's defiantly and delightfully against the grain 's defiantly and delightfully against the grain . 's definite room for improvement 's definite room for improvement . 's definitely -- defiantly -- 's definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances 's definitely a step in the right direction 's definitely a step in the right direction . 's definitely an improvement on the first Blade 's definitely an improvement on the first Blade , 's definitely an improvement on the first Blade , since it doesn't take itself so deadly seriously 's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter 's definitely worth 's definitely worth taking a look 's denial of sincere grief and mourning in favor of bogus spiritualism 's depressing to see how far Herzog has fallen 's depressing to see how far Herzog has fallen . 's depression 's destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics 's difficult for a longtime admirer of his work to not be swept up in Invincible and overlook its drawbacks 's difficult not to cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff 's difficult to conceive of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny 's difficult to conceive of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny . 's difficult to discern if this is a crazy work of disturbed genius or merely 90 minutes of post-adolescent Electra rebellion 's difficult to discern if this is a crazy work of disturbed genius or merely 90 minutes of post-adolescent Electra rebellion . 's difficult to feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting 's difficult to feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting . 's difficult to imagine that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 's difficult to imagine the process that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role 's difficult to imagine the process that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role . 's difficult to say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing 's difficult to shrug off the annoyance of that chatty fish 's difficult to tell who the other actors in the movie are 's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler 's disappointing when filmmakers throw a few big-name actors and cameos at a hokey script 's disappointing when filmmakers throw a few big-name actors and cameos at a hokey script . 's disastrous 's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow 's done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit 's drab 's drab . 's drab . It's uninteresting 's drab . It's uninteresting . 's drained of life in an attempt to be sober and educational 's driven by ambition and 's driven by ambition and Doesn't Know How to Have Fun 's dry 's dull , spiritless , silly and monotonous 's dull , spiritless , silly and monotonous : an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem , going nowhere fast 's dull , spiritless , silly and monotonous : an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem , going nowhere fast . 's dumb 's easier to change the sheets 's easier to change the sheets than to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies 's easily his finest American film 's easily his finest American film ... 's easily his finest American film ... comes 's easily his finest American film ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films 's easy to be cynical about documentaries in which underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs 's easy to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay 's easy to like 's easy to like and 's easy to like and always 's easy to like and always leaves us laughing 's easy to love Robin Tunney 's emotionally engrossing 's emotionally engrossing , too , 's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances 's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast 's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast . 's encouraging to see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity 's endearing 's endearing to hear Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company 's endearing to hear Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company , 's endearing to hear Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer 's endearing to hear Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer . 's endgame 's endlessly inventive , consistently intelligent and sickeningly savage 's energetic and satisfying if not deep and psychological 's energetic and satisfying if not deep and psychological . 's enough cool fun here to warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages 's enough cool fun here to warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages . 's enough here to make us look forward to the Russos ' next offering 's enough melodrama in this magnolia primavera 's enough melodrama in this magnolia primavera to make pta proud yet director muccino's characters are less worthy of puccini than they are of daytime television 's enough science to make it count as educational , and enough beauty to make it unforgettable 's enough science to make it count as educational , and enough beauty to make it unforgettable . 's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking 's enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking 's enough to make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective 's enough to make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective . 's enough to sustain laughs 's enough to watch Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes as steady as any noir villain , and to enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension that Chabrol spins 's enough to watch Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes as steady as any noir villain , and to enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension that Chabrol spins . 's entertaining enough and worth a look 's entertainingly 's episode of Behind the Music 's equally distasteful 's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight 's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight . 's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight . '' 's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to `` Tonight 's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to `` Tonight . 's equally hard to imagine anybody being able to tear their eyes away from the screen 's equally hard to imagine anybody being able to tear their eyes away from the screen once it's started 's especially fit for the kiddies 's even less plausible than the rest of the picture 's even more remarkable 's every bit as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films 's everything you'd expect -- but nothing more . 's everything you don't go to the movies for 's everything you don't go to the movies for . 's exactly the kind of movie Toback's detractors always accuse him of making 's exactly the kind of movie Toback's detractors always accuse him of making . 's exactly what these two people need to find each other 's exactly what you'd expect . 's exciting on the field and a story 's exciting on the field and a story you 's exhausting to watch 's exploitive without being insightful . 's extreme , all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . Extremely boring 's extreme , all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . Extremely boring . 's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters 's extremely well played and often very funny 's face is ) an amazing slapstick instrument 's face is ) an amazing slapstick instrument , 's fairly lame 's fairly lame , 's fairly lame , making it par for the course for Disney sequels 's fairly lame , making it par for the course for Disney sequels . 's fairly solid -- not to mention well edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark 's fairly solid -- not to mention well edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark . 's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films 's far from a frothy piece 's far from a groundbreaking endeavor 's far from fresh-squeezed 's far too fleeting to squander on offal like this . 's far too sentimental 's far too slight and introspective to appeal to anything wider than a niche audience 's far too slight and introspective to appeal to anything wider than a niche audience . 's far too tragic 's fascinating to see how Bettany and McDowell play off each other 's fascinating to see how Bettany and McDowell play off each other . 's fearless in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience 's fearless in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . 's film ' in the worst sense of the expression 's film ' in the worst sense of the expression . 's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents 's fitfully funny 's fitfully funny but 's fitfully funny but never 's fitfully funny but never really takes off 's fitfully funny but never really takes off . 's fitting that a movie as artificial and soulless as The Country Bears owes its genesis to an animatronic display at Disneyland 's fitting that a movie as artificial and soulless as The Country Bears owes its genesis to an animatronic display at Disneyland . 's flawed and brilliant 's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot 's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace 's frustrating and still oddly likable 's frustrating and still oddly likable . 's frustrating to see these guys 's frustrating to see these guys -- who are obviously pretty clever -- waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest when they were high 's frustrating to see these guys -- who are obviously pretty clever -- waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest when they were high . 's full of cheesy dialogue , but great trashy fun that finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s 's full of cheesy dialogue , but great trashy fun that finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s . 's full of throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and a determined TV amiability 's full of throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and a determined TV amiability that Allen personifies . 's fun 's fun , 's fun , but a psychological mess , with Austin Powers bumping his head on the way out of the closet 's fun , splashy and entertainingly nasty 's fun , splashy and entertainingly nasty . 's fun , wispy 's fun , wispy , 's fun , wispy , wise and surprisingly inoffensive 's fun , wispy , wise and surprisingly inoffensive for a film about a teen in love with his stepmom 's fun , wispy , wise and surprisingly inoffensive for a film about a teen in love with his stepmom . 's fun for kids of any age 's fun for kids of any age . 's fun lite 's fun lite . 's funniest and most likeable movie in years 's funniest and most likeable movie in years . 's funny , 's funny , as the old saying goes , because it's true . 's funny , touching , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot 's funny , touching , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot . 's funny . 's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt 's funny and human and really pretty damned wonderful , 's funny and human and really pretty damned wonderful , all at once 's funny and human and really pretty damned wonderful , all at once . 's genuinely cool 's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc . ) 's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc. ) 's get this thing over with 's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks 's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . 's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us 's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us . 's going to be great 's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal 's gone to Manhattan and Hell 's gone too commercial since his two Oscar nominated films in 2000 's good 's good , hard-edged stuff , violent and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart 's good , hard-edged stuff , violent and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart . 's good enough . 's good enough to be the purr 's good to see Michael Caine whipping out the dirty words and punching people in the stomach again 's good to see Michael Caine whipping out the dirty words and punching people in the stomach again . 's good-natured and sometimes quite funny 's got as potent a topic as ever here 's got its heart in the right place 's got just enough charm and appealing character quirks to forgive that still serious problem 's got oodles of style and substance 's got some pretentious eye-rolling moments 's got the brawn , but not the brains 's got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease 's got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease . 's great cinematic polemic 's great escapist fun that recreates a place and time that will never happen again 's great escapist fun that recreates a place and time that will never happen again . 's great for the kids 's guilty fun to be had here 's guilty fun to be had here . 's guilty fun to be had here . Chomp chomp 's hampered by a Lifetime-channel kind of plot and a lead actress who is out of her depth 's hampered by a Lifetime-channel kind of plot and a lead actress who is out of her depth . 's happening but you'll be blissfully exhausted 's happiest surprise , a movie that deals with a real subject in an always surprising way 's happiest surprise , a movie that deals with a real subject in an always surprising way . 's hard not to be a sucker for its charms 's hard not to be carried away 's hard not to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even 's hard not to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even in this run-of-the-mill vehicle , because this girl knows how to drive it to the max 's hard not to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even in this run-of-the-mill vehicle , because this girl knows how to drive it to the max . 's hard to beat 's hard to believe that something so short could be so flabby 's hard to believe that something so short could be so flabby . 's hard to believe these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before 's hard to believe these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before . 's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress 's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress . 's hard to fairly judge a film like RINGU when you've seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) are worthwhile . 's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . 's hard to get back into the boys ' story 's hard to imagine Alan Arkin being better than he is in this performance 's hard to imagine Alan Arkin being better than he is in this performance . 's hard to imagine a more generic effort in the genre 's hard to imagine a more generic effort in the genre . 's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter 's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter . 's hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie 's hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie . 's hard to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one 's hard to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one . 's hard to imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone 's hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone 's hard to imagine anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb 's hard to imagine anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb . 's hard to imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread 's hard to imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread . 's hard to know what to praise first 's hard to know whether or not to recommend this film because for every thing it does right there's at least one and occasionally two things it gets ever so wrong . 's hard to like a film about a guy who is utterly unlikeable 's hard to like a film so cold and dead 's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss 's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . 's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash 's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash . 's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles 's hard to resist 's hard to resist his enthusiasm 's hard to resist his enthusiasm , 's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs 's hard to say who might enjoy this 's hard to say who might enjoy this , are there Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic , and lets the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death 's hard to shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film 's hard to shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film . 's hard to stop watching 's hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously 's hard to tell with all the crashing and banging where the salesmanship ends 's hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie 's hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . 's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it 's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it . 's hardly a necessary enterprise . 's hardly any fun to watch 's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory 's hardly watchable 's hilarious 's his strongest performance since The Doors 's ho-hum all the way through 's hope for popular cinema 's hope for popular cinema yet 's horribly depressing and not very well done 's horribly depressing and not very well done . 's horribly wrong 's humorously 's humorously tendentious intervention into the who-wrote-shakespeare controversy 's icky 's icky . 's immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before and amazingly successful in terms of what it's trying to do 's immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before and amazingly successful in terms of what it's trying to do . 's impossible to care 's impossible to claim that it is '' Based on a True Story '' with a straight face 's impossible to claim that it is '' Based on a True Story '' with a straight face . 's impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story '' with a straight face 's impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story '' with a straight face . 's impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure . 's impossible to shake . 's in danger of going wrong 's in the action scenes that things fall apart 's incredible 's incredible the number of stories 's incredible the number of stories the Holocaust has generated 's incredible the number of stories the Holocaust has generated . Just when you think that every possible angle has been exhausted by documentarians 's indicative of how uncompelling the movie is unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest 's informative and breathtakingly spectacular 's inoffensive 's inoffensive and actually rather sweet 's insanely violent and very graphic 's insecure in Lovely and Amazing , 's insecure in Lovely and Amazing , a poignant and wryly amusing film about mothers , daughters and their relationships 's insecure in Lovely and Amazing , a poignant and wryly amusing film about mothers , daughters and their relationships . 's intense and thrilling 's intense and thrilling at times 's invigorating about 's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn 's its first sign of trouble 's just a movie that happens to have Jackie Chan in it . 's just a movie that happens to have Jackie Chan in it . And that makes all the difference 's just a silly black genre spoof 's just a silly black genre spoof . 's just another cartoon with an unstoppable superman . 's just as wonderful on the big screen 's just as wonderful on the big screen . 's just because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades 's just brilliant in this 's just brilliant in this . 's just disappointingly superficial 's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads 's just filler . 's just going to take more than a man in a Bullwinkle costume to get there 's just grating 's just hard to believe that a life like this can sound so dull 's just hard to believe that a life like this can sound so dull . 's just impossible not to feel nostalgia for movies you grew up with 's just incredibly dull 's just incredibly dull . 's just merely very bad 's just merely very bad . 's just no currency in deriding James Bond for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club 's just no currency in deriding James Bond for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club . 's just no story , folks 's just not much lurking below its abstract surface 's just not very smart 's just not very smart . 's just one that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar 's just one that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar . 's just plain awful but still 's just plain bored 's just plain boring 's just plain lurid 's just plain lurid when it isn't downright silly 's just plain lurid when it isn't downright silly . 's just rather leaden and dull 's just rather leaden and dull . 's just tediously bad 's just tediously bad , 's just tediously bad , something to be fully forgotten 's just that it's so not-at-all-good 's just that it's so not-at-all-good . 's just the problem with it 's just too bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight 's just too bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain 's just too bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain . 's just too boring and obvious 's just too dry and too placid 's just weirdness for the sake of weirdness 's kind of 's kind of insulting 's kind of insulting , 's kind of insulting , both to men and women 's kind of sad 's kind of sad that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey 's kind of sad that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey . 's kinda dumb 's kinda dumb . 's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting 's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting ? 's lacking a depth in storytelling usually found in anime like this 's lacking in every character in this movie and , subsequently , the movie itself 's lazy for a movie 's lazy for a movie to avoid solving one problem by trying to distract us with the solution to another 's lazy for a movie to avoid solving one problem by trying to distract us with the solution to another . 's leaden and predictable 's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory 's like Rocky and Bullwinkle on Speed 's like a drive-by 's like a poem 's like a poem . 's like an all-star salute 's like an old Warner Bros. costumer jived with sex 's like dying and going to celluloid heaven 's like every bad idea that's ever gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) 's like every bad idea that's ever gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) . 's like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend 's like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend . 's like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend . You don't want to call the cops . 's like having an old friend for dinner 's like having an old friend for dinner ' 's like having an old friend for dinner ' . 's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time 's likely to irk viewers 's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) 's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) 's little to be learned from watching ` Comedian ' 's little to love about this English trifle 's little to love about this English trifle . 's little to recommend Snow Dogs 's little to recommend Snow Dogs , 's little to recommend Snow Dogs , unless one considers cliched dialogue and perverse escapism a source of high hilarity 's little to recommend Snow Dogs , unless one considers cliched dialogue and perverse escapism a source of high hilarity . 's looking for 's lost the politics and the social observation and become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay 's lost the politics and the social observation and become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay . 's lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X 's lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X . 's lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X. 's lots of cute animals and clumsy people 's lots of cute animals and clumsy people . ` Snow Dogs ' has both 's loud and boring 's lovely 's low on both suspense and payoff 's low-cal Woody at best 's low-cal Woody at best . 's low-cal woody at best 's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything 's made at least one damn fine horror movie 's made with deftly unsettling genre flair 's made with deftly unsettling genre flair . 's marvelous series into a deadly bore 's meandering , low on energy , and too eager 's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments 's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy 's merely 's merely a blandly cinematic surgical examination of what makes a joke a joke 's mighty tedious for the viewer who has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes 's mighty tedious for the viewer who has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes . 's mildly entertaining 's mildly entertaining , 's mildly interesting 's mildly interesting to ponder the peculiar American style of justice that plays out here 's mildly sentimental 's mildly sentimental , unabashedly consumerist ... studiously inoffensive and completely disposable 's mildly sentimental , unabashedly consumerist ... studiously inoffensive and completely disposable . 's mindless junk like this that makes you appreciate original romantic comedies like Punch-Drunk Love 's mindless junk like this that makes you appreciate original romantic comedies like Punch-Drunk Love . 's mired in a shabby script that piles layer upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work 's mired in a shabby script that piles layer upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work . 's missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay and liking to read 's mission accomplished 's more determined to become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre 's more determined to become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . But what about the countless other people who'd merely like to watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul ? 's more enjoyable than I expected 's more enjoyable than I expected , 's more enjoyable than I expected , though 's more enjoyable than I expected , though , and that's because the laughs come from fairly basic comedic constructs . 's more like entertainment for trolls 's more of the ` laughing at ' variety than the ` laughing with 's more repetition than creativity throughout the movie 's more scatological action in 8 Crazy Nights than a proctologist is apt to encounter in an entire career 's more scatological action in 8 Crazy Nights than a proctologist is apt to encounter in an entire career . 's most improbable feat ? It didn't go straight to video 's most memorable about Circuit 's most offensive 's most refreshing about Real Women Have Curves 's most striking about this largely celebratory film 's most substantial feature for some time 's most substantial feature for some time . 's most thought-provoking film 's most thought-provoking film . 's most thoughtful films about art , ethics , and the cost of moral compromise 's most thoughtful films about art , ethics , and the cost of moral compromise . 's most weirdly engaging and unpredictable character pieces 's mostly a pleasure to watch 's mostly a pleasure to watch . 's movies about college that are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam 's movies about college that are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam . 's moving 's much , much better 's much to recommend the film 's much to recommend the film . 's much too big for its britches 's muy loco , but no more ridiculous 's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of `` Dragonfly 's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of `` Dragonfly . 's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of `` Dragonfly . '' 's my advice , Kev . Start reading your scripts before signing that dotted line 's my advice , Kev . Start reading your scripts before signing that dotted line . 's needed so badly but what is virtually absent 's neglected over the years 's neither as funny nor as charming as it thinks it is 's neither as romantic nor as thrilling as it should be 's neither as romantic nor as thrilling as it should be . 's neither original nor terribly funny 's neither too erotic nor very thrilling , 's neither too erotic nor very thrilling , either . 's never a dull moment in the giant spider invasion comic chiller 's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma 's never as solid 's never as solid as you want it to be 's never been better in this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon 's never boring 's never dull 's never dull and 's never dull and always looks good 's never dull and always looks good . 's never too late to believe in your dreams . 's never too late to learn 's next ? D . J . Qualls as Indiana Jones ? Or Tom Green as Han Solo ? 's next ? Rob Schneider , Dana Carvey and Sarah Michelle Gellar in The Philadelphia Story ? David Spade as Citizen Kane 's next ? Rob Schneider , Dana Carvey and Sarah Michelle Gellar in The Philadelphia Story ? David Spade as Citizen Kane ? 's nice 's nice to see Piscopo again after all these years 's nice to watch a movie that hasn't been focus-grouped into tedium 's no accident 's no accident that The Accidental Spy is a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form 's no accident that The Accidental Spy is a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form . 's no art here 's no better film than Half Past Dead 's no better film than Half Past Dead . 's no classic 's no classic like its predecessor 's no clear picture of who killed Bob Crane . 's no conversion effort 's no denying that Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him 's no denying that Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him . 's no denying the elaborateness of the artist's conceptions , nor his ability to depict them with outrageous elan 's no denying the fun of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun 's no denying the fun of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun . 's no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances 's no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances . 's no denying the potency of Miller's strange , fleeting brew of hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure 's no denying the potency of Miller's strange , fleeting brew of hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure . 's no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it 's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair 's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer 's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer . 's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer . Or for the year , for that matter 's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer . Or for the year , for that matter . 's no doubting that this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan 's no emotional pulse to Solaris 's no emotional pulse to Solaris . 's no energy 's no energy . 's no excuse for following up a delightful , well-crafted family film with a computer-generated cold fish 's no excuse for following up a delightful , well-crafted family film with a computer-generated cold fish . 's no fizz 's no getting around the fact that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited -- again . 's no good answer to that one . 's no larger point , and little social context 's no mistaking the fact that this hybrid misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version 's no mistaking the fact that this hybrid misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version . 's no mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself 's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year 's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it 's no palpable chemistry between Lopez and male lead Ralph Fiennes 's no place for this story to go but down 's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff 's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible 's no point in extracting the bare bones of Byatt's plot for purposes of bland Hollywood romance 's no point in extracting the bare bones of Byatt's plot for purposes of bland Hollywood romance . 's no point of view , no contemporary interpretation of Joan's prefeminist plight 's no question that Epps scores once or twice 's no real reason to see it 's no real sense of suspense 's no reason to miss Interview with the Assassin 's no rooting interest 's no saving the movie 's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie 's no scene that screams `` bathroom break 's no sense of actual passion being washed away in love's dissolution 's no sense of actual passion being washed away in love's dissolution . 's no surprise that as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances 's no surprise that as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances , 's no surprise that as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances , from himself and from newcomer Derek Luke 's no surprise that as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances , from himself and from newcomer Derek Luke . 's no surprise to see a world-class filmmaker like Zhang Yimou behind the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential 's no way to sort out the mess in our heads and deconstruct where it all went wrong 's no way to sort out the mess in our heads and deconstruct where it all went wrong . 's no way you won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater 's no way you won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater . 's nonsense 's not a bad premise , just a bad movie 's not a bad premise , just a bad movie . 's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking 's not a comedic moment in this romantic comedy 's not a comedic moment in this romantic comedy . 's not a fresh idea 's not a fresh idea at the core of this tale 's not a fresh idea at the core of this tale . 's not a great monster movie 's not a great monster movie . 's not a particularly good film 's not a single jump-in-your-seat moment 's not a spark of new inspiration in it , just more of the same , done with noticeably less energy and imagination 's not a spark of new inspiration in it , just more of the same , done with noticeably less energy and imagination . 's not a very good movie in any objective sense 's not all new 's not always a bad thing 's not an easy movie to watch and 's not an easy movie to watch and will probably disturb many who see it 's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie 's not as awful as some of the recent Hollywood trip tripe 's not as obnoxious as Tom Green's Freddie Got Fingered 's not as pathetic as The Animal 's not as pathetic as The Animal . 's not as single-minded as John Carpenter's original 's not bad prose 's not clear 's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek 's not enough here 's not enough here to justify the almost two hours 's not enough intelligence , wit or innovation on the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd 's not enough intelligence , wit or innovation on the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd . 's not enough substance 's not enough substance here 's not enough substance here to sustain interest for the full 90 minutes , especially with the weak payoff 's not enough substance in the story to actually give them life 's not enough to sustain the comedy . 's not enough to the story to fill two hours 's not entirely memorable 's not even a TV special you'd bother watching past the second commercial break 's not exactly worth 's not exactly worth the bucks to expend the full price for a date , but when it comes out on video 's not funny 's not going to be everyone's bag of popcorn 's not half-bad . 's not helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think Kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter 's not helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think Kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter . 's not helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter 's not horrible , just horribly mediocre . 's not just a feel-good movie 's not just another connect-the-dots , spy-on-the-run picture 's not just the vampires that are damned in Queen of the Damned 's not life-affirming 's not life-affirming -- its vulgar 's not life-affirming -- its vulgar and 's not life-affirming -- its vulgar and mean 's not like having a real film of Nijinsky 's not merely unwatchable 's not merely unwatchable , 's not merely unwatchable , but 's not merely unwatchable , but also 's not merely unwatchable , but also unlistenable 's not merely unwatchable , but also unlistenable . 's not much going on in this movie unless you simply decide to buy into the notion that something inexplicably strange once happened in Point Pleasant 's not much going on in this movie unless you simply decide to buy into the notion that something inexplicably strange once happened in Point Pleasant . 's not much more to this adaptation of the Nick Hornby novel 's not much more watchable than a Mexican soap opera 's not much to Fatale , outside of its stylish surprises 's not much to hang a soap opera on 's not nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor 's not nearly as good as any of its influences 's not nearly as good as any of its influences . 's not nearly enough 's not nearly enough that's right 's not one decent performance from the cast and not one clever line of dialogue 's not one decent performance from the cast and not one clever line of dialogue . 's not only dull 's not only dull because we've seen ( Eddie ) Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed 's not original 's not original enough 's not original enough . 's not particularly well made 's not quite the genre-busting film it's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe . 's not quite the memorable experience it might have been 's not really funny 's not scary , not smart and not engaging 's not scary in the slightest 's not silly fun 's not silly fun unless you enjoy really bad movies 's not silly fun unless you enjoy really bad movies . 's not so much a movie as a joint promotion for the National Basketball Association and teenaged rap and adolescent poster-boy Lil ' Bow Wow 's not so much a movie as a joint promotion for the National Basketball Association and teenaged rap and adolescent poster-boy Lil ' Bow Wow . 's not terribly original 's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat 's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat . 's not that funny 's not that funny -- 's not that funny -- which is just generally insulting 's not that funny -- which is just generally insulting . 's not the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie 's not the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie . 's not the worst comedy of the year 's not there yet 's not thirsty , consuming passion which drives this movie 's not thirsty , consuming passion which drives this movie . 's not to like about a movie with a ` children's ' song that includes the line ` My stepdad's not mean , he's just adjusting ' 's not to like about a movie with a ` children's ' song that includes the line ` My stepdad's not mean , he's just adjusting ' ? 's not too bad 's not too fast and not too slow . 's not too much of anything 's not too much of anything . 's not trying to laugh at how bad 's not very funny 's not very good 's not very good either 's not very good either . 's not very interesting 's not very interesting . 's not very interesting . As a remake , it's a pale imitation . 's not very well shot or composed or edited 's not vintage Spielberg 's not wallowing in hormonal melodrama 's not without its pleasures 's not without style 's not yet an actress , not quite a singer ... 's notably better acted -- and far less crass - 's notably better acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals 's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo 's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo , 's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A . Addessi , much of the time 's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr. DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A. Addessi , much of the time 's nothing here that they couldn't have done in half an hour 's nothing here to match that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration 's nothing here to match that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration . 's nothing here you haven't seen before 's nothing here you haven't seen before . 's nothing interesting in Unfaithful 's nothing interesting in Unfaithful whatsoever 's nothing interesting in Unfaithful whatsoever . 's nothing more satisfying during a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action 's nothing more satisfying during a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action . 's nothing provocative about this film 's nothing provocative about this film save for the ways in which it studiously avoids provoking thought 's nothing provocative about this film save for the ways in which it studiously avoids provoking thought . 's nothing remotely topical or sexy here . 's nothing remotely triumphant about this motion picture . 's nothing resembling a spine here 's nothing so striking or fascinating or metaphorically significant about his career 's nothing so striking or fascinating or metaphorically significant about his career as to rate two hours of our attention 's nothing so striking or fascinating or metaphorically significant about his career as to rate two hours of our attention . 's nothing to gain from watching They 's nothing very attractive about this movie 's nothing wrong with that 's nothing wrong with that if the film is well-crafted and this one is 's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary 's now coming true ' bad 's nowhere near 's nowhere near as exciting as either 's nowhere near as exciting as either . 's nowhere near as good as the original 's nowhere near as good as the original . 's obviously struck a responsive chord with many South Koreans 's obviously struck a responsive chord with many South Koreans , 's obviously struck a responsive chord with many South Koreans , and 's obviously struck a responsive chord with many South Koreans , and should work its magic in other parts of the world . 's of the quality of a lesser Harrison Ford movie - Six Days , Seven Nights , maybe , or that dreadful Sabrina remake 's of the quality of a lesser Harrison Ford movie - Six Days , Seven Nights , maybe , or that dreadful Sabrina remake . 's often faintly amusing 's often handled in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion 's often infuriatingly 's often infuriatingly glib and posturing 's often overwritten 's often overwritten , 's often overwritten , with a surfeit of weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past and roads not taken 's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways 's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand 's on his way 's on par with the first one 's on slippery footing 's one bad dude . When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation 's one for you 's one heck of a character study -- not of Hearst or Davies but of the unique relationship between them 's one heck of a character study -- not of Hearst or Davies but of the unique relationship between them . 's one of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness 's one of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness . 's one of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen 's one of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen . 's one of the most honest films ever made about Hollywood 's one of the most honest films ever made about Hollywood . 's one of the most plain white toast comic book films 's one of the saddest films I have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental 's one of the saddest films I have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental . 's one of the saddest films i have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental 's one of the worst of the entire franchise 's one of the worst of the entire franchise . 's one pussy-ass world when even killer-thrillers revolve around group therapy sessions 's one pussy-ass world when even killer-thrillers revolve around group therapy sessions . 's one thing this world needs less of 's only because we would expect nothing less from this bunch . 's only fair in the interest of full disclosure to say that -- on the basis of this film alone -- I'm not one of them 's only in fairy tales 's only in fairy tales that princesses that are married for political reason live happily ever after 's only one thing to root for : expulsion for everyone . 's only one way to kill Michael Myers for good : stop buying tickets to these movies 's only one way to kill Michael Myers for good : stop buying tickets to these movies . 's only so much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them 's only so much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them . 's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience 's own worst instincts in under 90 minutes . 's packed to bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history 's packed to bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history . 's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message 's packed with just as much intelligence as action 's painful 's painful to watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama 's painful to watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama . 's painful to watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama 's part of what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent 's pathetic 's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about 's perfect 's perfect . 's perfect . It's also the year's sweetest movie 's perfect . It's also the year's sweetest movie . 's perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters 's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars 's played in the most straight-faced fashion , with little humor to lighten things up 's played in the most straight-faced fashion , with little humor to lighten things up . 's pleasant enough 's pleasant enough -- and oozing with attractive men 's plenty of evidence 's plenty of evidence here to indicate Clooney might have better luck next time 's plenty of style in Guillermo Del Toro's sequel to the 1998 hit but why do we need 117 minutes to tell a tale that simply can't sustain more than 90 minutes . 's plenty to enjoy 's plenty to enjoy -- 's plenty to enjoy -- in no small part thanks to Lau . 's plenty to impress about E . T 's plenty to impress about E.T. 's plenty to offend everyone 's plenty to offend everyone ... 's plotless , shapeless 's possible for a sequel to outshine the original 's possible to make a narrative film about September 11th , though I'm sure some will try 's potentially just as rewarding 's potentially moving 's pretentious in a way that verges on the amateurish 's pretentious in a way that verges on the amateurish . 's pretty but dumb 's pretty but dumb . 's pretty enjoyable 's pretty far from a treasure 's pretty linear and only makeup-deep 's pretty stupid 's pretty stupid . 's pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . But there's plenty to offend everyone 's pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . But there's plenty to offend everyone ... 's pretty toxic in its own right 's pretty toxic in its own right . 's probably not accurate to call it a movie 's probably not easy to make such a worthless film 's probably not easy to make such a worthless film ... 's probably worth catching solely on its visual merits 's probably worth catching solely on its visual merits . If only it had the story to match 's propelled by the acting 's provocative stuff 's pure PR hype . 's pure entertainment 's push-the-limits teen comedy , the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny 's quite a talented director 's quite an achievement 's quite an achievement to set and shoot a movie at the Cannes Film Festival 's quite an achievement to set and shoot a movie at the Cannes Film Festival and 's quite an achievement to set and shoot a movie at the Cannes Film Festival and yet fail to capture its visual appeal or its atmosphere 's quite an achievement to set and shoot a movie at the Cannes Film Festival and yet fail to capture its visual appeal or its atmosphere . 's quite diverting nonsense 's quite fun in places 's quite fun in places . 's rare 's rare for any movie to be as subtle and touching as The Son's Room 's rare for any movie to be as subtle and touching as The Son's Room . 's rare in film 's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain 's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action 's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies 's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' . 's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' before landing squarely on `` stupid '' 's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' before landing squarely on `` stupid '' . 's rarely as entertaining as it could have been 's rarely as moronic as some campus gross-out films 's rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity 's rather messy 's real strength 's real visual charge to the filmmaking 's really an exercise in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type 's really bad 's really done it this time . 's really done it this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel 's really done it this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . 's really just another Major League 's really just another Major League . 's really just another silly Hollywood action film , one among a multitude of simple-minded , yahoo-ing death shows 's really just another silly Hollywood action film , one among a multitude of simple-minded , yahoo-ing death shows . 's really little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and deadeningly drawn-out 's really little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and deadeningly drawn-out . 's really nothing more than warmed-over Cold War paranoia 's really only one good idea in this movie 's really sad 's really so appealing about the characters 's really unclear 's really unclear why this project was undertaken 's really well directed 's really wrong with this ricture 's really wrong with this ricture ! 's really yet another anemic and formulaic Lethal Weapon-derived buddy-cop movie , trying to pass off its lack of imagination as hip knowingness 's really yet another anemic and formulaic Lethal Weapon-derived buddy-cop movie , trying to pass off its lack of imagination as hip knowingness . 's refreshing 's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood 's refreshing that someone understands the need for the bad boy 's refreshing to see a cartoon that knows what it is , and knows the form's history 's refreshing to see a girl-power movie that doesn't feel it has to prove anything 's refreshing to see a girl-power movie that doesn't feel it has to prove anything . 's refreshing to see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original 's refreshing to see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original . 's refreshing to see a romance this smart 's refreshing to see a romance this smart . 's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards 's relentlessly folksy 's relentlessly folksy , a procession of stagy set pieces stacked with binary oppositions 's remarkable procession of sweeping pictures that have reinvigorated the romance genre 's remarkable procession of sweeping pictures that have reinvigorated the romance genre . 's rendering of Puccini's tale of devotion 's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery 's replaced by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could 's replaced by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy . 's revealing some great human truths , when , in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile 's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny 's sanctimonious , self-righteous and so eager 's sanctimonious , self-righteous and so eager to earn our love that you want to slap it 's saucy , full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , making '' Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years 's savvy about celebrity and has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year 's secondary to American Psycho but still has claws enough to get inside you and stay there for a couple of hours 's secondary to American Psycho but still has claws enough to get inside you and stay there for a couple of hours . 's seldom boring 's self-defeatingly decorous 's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet 's serious , poetic , earnest and -- sadly -- dull 's serious , poetic , earnest and -- sadly -- dull . 's sharply comic and surprisingly touching 's sharply comic and surprisingly touching , 's sharply comic and surprisingly touching , so hold the gong 's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life 's shot himself in the foot 's shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb 's significant without being overstated 's significant without being overstated . 's silliest and most incoherent movie 's silliest and most incoherent movie . 's simply , and surprisingly , a nice , light treat 's simply crude and unrelentingly exploitative 's simply fab as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish 's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply 's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , 's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , truly 's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , truly , 's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , truly , bottomlessly cynical 's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , truly , bottomlessly cynical . 's simply unbearable 's simultaneously painful and refreshing 's sincere to a fault , but , 's sincere to a fault , but , unfortunately 's sincere to a fault , but , unfortunately , 's sincere to a fault , but , unfortunately , not very compelling or much fun 's sincere to a fault , but , unfortunately , not very compelling or much fun . 's slide down the slippery slope of dishonesty after an encounter with the rich and the powerful who have nothing but disdain for virtue 's slow -- very , very slow 's slow -- very , very slow . 's slow and unwieldy 's slow and unwieldy and 's slow and unwieldy and takes a long time to reach its destination 's slow at times 's smooth and professional 's so bad 's so bad it starts to become good . 's so badly made on every level that I'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it 's so badly made on every level that I'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it . 's so clever you want to hate it 's so clever you want to hate it . 's so crammed with scenes and vistas and pretty moments 's so crammed with scenes and vistas and pretty moments that it's left a few crucial things out , like character development and coherence . 's so devoid of joy and energy 's so devoid of joy and energy it makes even Jason X ... look positively Shakesperean by comparison 's so devoid of joy and energy it makes even Jason X ... look positively Shakesperean by comparison . 's so devoid of realism 's so devoid of realism that its lack of whistles and bells just makes it obnoxious and stiff 's so downbeat and nearly humorless 's so downbeat and nearly humorless that it becomes a chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead 's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second 's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second . 's so full of wrong choices 's so full of wrong choices that all you can do is shake your head in disbelief -- and worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time 's so full of wrong choices that all you can do is shake your head in disbelief -- and worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time . 's so fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller 's so fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller is the director's talent . 's so good 's so good that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation 's so good that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation . 's so good that you can practically see the Hollywood ` suits ' trying to put together the cast and filmmaking team for the all-too - inevitable American remake 's so honest and keenly observed 's so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one 's so inane that it gave me plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list 's so laddish and juvenile 's so laddish and juvenile , only teenage boys could possibly find it funny 's so mediocre 's so mediocre , despite the dynamic duo on the marquee , that we just can't get no satisfaction 's so mediocre , despite the dynamic duo on the marquee , that we just can't get no satisfaction . 's so much to look at in Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles 's so much to look at in Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles . 's so muddled and derivative that few will bother thinking it all through 's so not-at-all-good 's so poorly 's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such 's so preposterous 's so preposterous that I didn't believe it for a second , despite the best efforts of everyone involved 's so preposterous that I didn't believe it for a second , despite the best efforts of everyone involved . 's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance 's so sloppily written and cast that you can not believe anyone more central to the creation of Bugsy than the caterer 's so striking about Jolie's performance 's so successful at lodging itself in the brain 's so tedious 's so tedious that it makes you forgive every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary 's so tedious that it makes you forgive every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary . 's so underwritten that you can't figure out just where the other characters , including Ana's father and grandfather , come down on the issue of Ana's future 's so underwritten that you can't figure out just where the other characters , including Ana's father and grandfather , come down on the issue of Ana's future . 's so uninspired 's so unmemorable 's so unmemorable that it turned my ballpoint notes to invisible ink 's solid and affecting and exactly as thought-provoking 's solid and affecting and exactly as thought-provoking as it should be 's solid and affecting and exactly as thought-provoking as it should be . 's some centered storytelling to go along with all the weird stuff 's some fine sex onscreen , and some tense arguing , but not a whole lot more . 's some good material in their story about a retail clerk wanting more out of life 's some outrageously creative action in The Transporter ... ( b ) ut by the time Frank parachutes down onto a moving truck 's something I would rather live in denial about 's something about a marching band that gets me where I live . 's something auspicious , and daring , 's something auspicious , and daring , too 's something auspicious , and daring , too , 's something auspicious , and daring , too , about the artistic instinct that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A . I . with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority 's something auspicious , and daring , too , about the artistic instinct that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A . I . with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority . 's something auspicious , and daring , too , about the artistic instinct that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A.I. with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority . 's something awfully deadly about any movie with a life-affirming message 's something cringe-inducing about seeing an American football stadium nuked as pop entertainment 's something deeply creepy about Never 's something deeply creepy about Never Again 's something deeply creepy about Never Again , a new arrow in Schaeffer's quiver of ineptitudes 's something deeply creepy about Never Again , a new arrow in Schaeffer's quiver of ineptitudes . 's something else altogether -- clownish and offensive and nothing at all like real life 's something fundamental missing from this story 's something fundamental missing from this story : 's something fundamental missing from this story : something or someone to care about 's something fundamental missing from this story : something or someone to care about . 's something impressive and yet lacking about everything . 's something intrinsically funny about Sir Anthony Hopkins saying ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer 's something not entirely convincing about The Quiet American 's something not entirely convincing about The Quiet American . 's something of the ultimate Scorsese film 's something of the ultimate Scorsese film , with all the stomach-turning violence , colorful New York gang lore and other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas 's something of the ultimate Scorsese film , with all the stomach-turning violence , colorful New York gang lore and other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas . 's something poignant about an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us 's something poignant about an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us . 's something there 's something there . 's something to be said for a studio-produced film that never bothers to hand viewers a suitcase full of easy answers 's something to be said for a studio-produced film that never bothers to hand viewers a suitcase full of easy answers . 's something unintentionally comic in the film's drumbeat about authenticity , given the stale plot and pornographic way the film revels in swank apartments , clothes and parties . 's something vital about the movie 's something vital about the movie . 's something with potential 's something with potential here 's somewhat clumsy and too lethargically paced 's sort of bogus 's soulful and unslick 's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh 's spread too thin 's steeped in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty 's still a good yarn -- which is nothing to sneeze at these days 's still a guilty pleasure to watch 's still a guilty pleasure to watch . 's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema 's still a mistake to go see it 's still a mistake to go see it . 's still a rollicking good time for the most part 's still a sweet , even delectable diversion 's still a sweet , even delectable diversion . 's still a worthy addition to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation 's still a worthy addition to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation . 's still damn funny stuff 's still entertaining to watch the target practice 's still entertaining to watch the target practice . 's still not a good movie 's still pretty tasty 's still quite bad 's still quite bad . 's still quite worth 's still quite worth seeing 's still tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points 's still terrible ! 's still too burdened by the actor 's still unusually crafty and intelligent for Hollywood horror 's still unusually crafty and intelligent for Hollywood horror . 's still very much playing itself out 's still worth a look 's still worth a look . 's strongest and most touching movie of recent years 's strongest and most touching movie of recent years . 's strongly mediocre , 's strongly mediocre , with funny bits surfacing every once in a while 's stuff 's stuff here to like 's stuffy and pretentious 's stupid 's stylishly directed with verve 's stylishly directed with verve ... 's such a mechanical endeavor ( that ) it never bothers to question why somebody might devote time to see it 's such a mechanical endeavor ( that ) it never bothers to question why somebody might devote time to see it . 's such a warm and charming package that you'll feel too happy to argue much 's suitable for all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh 's super - violent , super-serious and super-stupid 's super - violent , super-serious and super-stupid . 's superficial and unrealized 's supposed to be a romantic comedy 's supposed to be post-feminist breezy but 's supposed to be post-feminist breezy but ends up as tedious as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah 's supposed to be post-feminist breezy but ends up as tedious as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah . 's sure a lot smarter and more unnerving than the sequels 's surely something wrong with a comedy where the only belly laughs come from the selection of outtakes tacked onto the end credits 's surprising about Full Frontal 's surprisingly bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction 's surprisingly bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction . 's surprisingly decent 's surprisingly decent , 's surprisingly decent , particularly 's surprisingly decent , particularly for a tenth installment in a series 's surprisingly decent , particularly for a tenth installment in a series . 's surprisingly harmless . 's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary 's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary for the school-age crowd 's sweet , funny , charming , and completely delightful 's sweet , funny , charming , and completely delightful . 's sweet , harmless , dumb , occasionally funny and about as compelling as a fishing show 's sweet , harmless , dumb , occasionally funny and about as compelling as a fishing show . 's sweet . 's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt 's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . 's sweet and fluffy at the time 's taken one of the world's most fascinating stories and made it dull , lifeless , and irritating 's technically sumptuous but also almost wildly alive 's technically sumptuous but also almost wildly alive . 's telling that his funniest moment comes when he falls about ten feet onto his head 's tempting to jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller 's tempting to jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller . 's thanks to Huston's revelatory performance 's thanks to Huston's revelatory performance . 's that good 's that good . 's that life stinks 's that painful 's that painful . 's that rare family movie -- genuine and sweet 's that rare family movie -- genuine and sweet without relying on animation or dumb humor 's that rare family movie -- genuine and sweet without relying on animation or dumb humor . 's that rare luminary who continually raises the standard of her profession 's the CliffsNotes with pages missing 's the Russian word for Wow ! 's the Russian word for Wow ! ? 's the Russian word for Wow ! ? ' 's the Russian word for Wow !? ' 's the best film of the year so far , the benchmark against which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured 's the best film of the year so far , the benchmark against which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured . 's the best sequel since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth 's the best sequel since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth . 's the brilliant surfing photography bringing you right inside the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies 's the brilliant surfing photography bringing you right inside the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies . 's the butt of its own joke 's the chemistry between the women and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun 's the chemistry between the women and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun . 's the chemistry between the women and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun 's the chemistry between the women and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun . 's the cinematic equivalent of a good page-turner 's the cute frissons of discovery and humor between Chaplin and Kidman that keep this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming 's the cute frissons of discovery and humor between Chaplin and Kidman that keep this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming . 's the element of condescension , 's the element of condescension , as the filmmakers look down on their working-class subjects from their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful 's the element of condescension , as the filmmakers look down on their working-class subjects from their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful . 's the filmmakers ' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion 's the funniest American comedy since Graffiti Bridge 's the funniest American comedy since Graffiti Bridge . 's the image that really tells the tale 's the inimitable Diaz 's the inimitable Diaz , holding it all together . 's the kind of effectively creepy-scary thriller that has you fixating on a far corner of the screen at times because your nerves just can't take it any more 's the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards 's the kind of movie that , aside from Robert Altman , Spike Lee , the Coen Brothers and a few others , our moviemakers don't make often enough 's the kind of movie that , aside from Robert Altman , Spike Lee , the Coen Brothers and a few others , our moviemakers don't make often enough . 's the kind of movie that ends up festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that 's the kind of movie that ends up festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that . 's the kind of movie that ends up festooning U.S. art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that 's the kind of movie that makes you want to like it 's the kind of movie you can't quite recommend because it is all windup and not much of a pitch 's the kind of pigeonhole-resisting romp that Hollywood too rarely provides 's the kind of pigeonhole-resisting romp that Hollywood too rarely provides . 's the kind of under-inspired , overblown enterprise that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name 's the kind of under-inspired , overblown enterprise that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name . 's the little nuances that perhaps had to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny to happen , that finally get under your skin 's the mark of a documentary that works 's the most positive thing that can be said about the new Rob Schneider vehicle 's the movie equivalent of a sweaty old guy in a rain coat shopping for cheap porn 's the movie equivalent of a sweaty old guy in a rain coat shopping for cheap porn . 's the only sane rationale I can think of for Swimfan's existence 's the only sane rationale I can think of for Swimfan's existence . 's the perfect cure for insomnia 's the perfect cure for insomnia . 's the perfect kind of film to see when you don't want to use your brain . 's the perfect star vehicle for Grant 's the perfect star vehicle for Grant , 's the perfect star vehicle for Grant , allowing him to finally move away from his usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona 's the perfect star vehicle for Grant , allowing him to finally move away from his usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona . 's the pity . 's the plot , and a maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score that made me want to scream 's the plot , and a maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score that made me want to scream . 's the real damn : It isn't funny , either 's the real damn : It isn't funny , either . 's the repetition of said behavior 's the russian word for wow ! 's the smug and self-congratulatory kind that lets the audience completely off the hook 's the star power of the cast or the redundant messages 's the sweet Cinderella story 's the sweet Cinderella story that '' Pretty Woman 's the sweet Cinderella story that `` Pretty Woman '' wanted to be 's the sweet Cinderella story that `` Pretty Woman '' wanted to be . 's the tension that keeps you in your seat 's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent 's the ultimate redneck road-trip 's the unsettling images of a war-ravaged land that prove more potent and riveting than the unlikely story of Sarah and Harrison 's the very definition of epic adventure 's the very definition of epic adventure . 's the work of an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep 's the worst movie I've seen this summer 's the worst movie of 2002 's therapeutic to laugh along with them 's there to scare while we delight in the images 's this one should appease you for 90 minutes 's this rich and luscious 's thoroughly winning tone 's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal 's to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California 's to this film's ( and its makers ' ) credit that we believe that that's exactly what these two people need to find each other -- and themselves 's too bad nothing else is 's too bad nothing else is . 's too bad that the helping hand he uses to stir his ingredients is also a heavy one . 's too bad that the rest isn't more compelling 's too bad that the rest isn't more compelling . 's too busy flying a lot of metaphoric flags 's too busy flying a lot of metaphoric flags . 's too close to real life to make sense 's too close to real life to make sense . What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn 's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge 's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back 's too harsh 's too harsh to work as a piece of storytelling 's too high a price to pay for a shimmering picture postcard 's too interested in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience 's too interested in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience . 's too long 's too long , too repetitive 's too long , too repetitive , 's too long , too repetitive , and 's too long , too repetitive , and takes way too many years to resolve to be a total winner 's too long , too repetitive , and takes way too many years to resolve to be a total winner . 's too long and too convoluted 's too long and unfocused 's too long and unfocused . 's too loud 's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span 's too loud to shout insults at the screen 's too much falseness to the second half 's too much forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about a young man's battle with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present 's too much forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about a young man's battle with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present . 's too much syrup and not enough fizz 's too patched together 's too random and inconclusive 's too self-important and plodding 's too self-important and plodding to be funny , and too clipped and abbreviated to be an epic 's too self-important and plodding to be funny , and too clipped and abbreviated to be an epic . 's too slowly paced to be a thriller 's too slowly paced to be a thriller . -LRB- But it's -RRB- worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser 's tortured soul . 's touching and tender and 's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor 's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . 's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs 's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . 's tough , astringent , darkly funny 's tough , astringent , darkly funny and 's tough being a black man in America , especially when the Man has taken away your car , your work-hours and denied you health insurance 's tough being a black man in America , especially when the Man has taken away your car , your work-hours and denied you health insurance . 's tough to be startled when you're almost dozing 's tough to tell which is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo 's tough to tell which is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo . 's tough to watch 's traditional moviemaking all the way 's tremendously moving 's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter 's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible 's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible . 's truly cinematic in scope 's truly deserving of its Oscar nomination 's trying to reap from the moviegoing public 's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years 's ultimately rather inconsequential 's unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance 's undeniable enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references 's undeniably hard to follow 's understanding of the expressive power of the camera . 's undone by a sloppy script 's undone by the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors 's unfocused and tediously exasperating 's unfortunate 's unfortunate for the viewer 's unfortunate for the viewer that the thoughts and reflections coming through are torpid and banal 's unfortunate that Wallace , who wrote Gibson's Braveheart as well as the recent Pearl Harbor , has such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue 's unfortunate that Wallace , who wrote Gibson's Braveheart as well as the recent Pearl Harbor , has such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue . 's uninteresting 's uninteresting . 's unique and quirky about Canadians 's unique or memorable 's unique or memorable . 's unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle 's unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle . 's unlikely to inspire anything more than a visit to McDonald's , let alone some savvy street activism 's unlikely we'll see a better thriller this year 's unlikely we'll see a better thriller this year . 's unnerving to see Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment 's unnerving to see Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment . 's unnerving to see Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment . Good film , but very glum 's up to you to decide whether to admire these people's dedication to their cause or be repelled by their dogmatism , manipulativeness and narrow , fearful view of American life 's up to you to decide whether to admire these people's dedication to their cause or be repelled by their dogmatism , manipulativeness and narrow , fearful view of American life . 's updating works surprisingly well 's updating works surprisingly well . 's used so extensively that good bits are hopelessly overshadowed 's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them 's very Beavis and Butthead , 's very Beavis and Butthead , yet always 's very Beavis and Butthead , yet always seems to elicit a chuckle 's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable 's very little 's very little sense to what's going on here 's very much like life itself 's viewed as a self-reflection or cautionary tale 's virtually impossible to like any of these despicable characters 's virtually impossible to like any of these despicable characters . 's virtually its own Hollywood remake 's waltzed itself into the art film pantheon 's waltzed itself into the art film pantheon . 's weaker than most 's weaker than most . 's weird , wonderful , and not necessarily for kids 's well 's well worth 's well worth a rental 's well worth a rental . 's well worth spending some time with 's what makes it irresistible 's what makes it worth a recommendation 's what makes their project so interesting 's what you're in the mood for 's when you're in the most trouble 's where the film ultimately fails 's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring 's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring . 's willing to express his convictions 's wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness 's with the unexplained baboon cameo 's witty and inventive 's witty and inventive , 's witty and inventive , too 's work as well as a remarkably faithful one 's work as well as a remarkably faithful one . 's worked too hard on this movie 's worked too hard on this movie . 's worse 's worse , routine 's worth , 's worth , with fantasy mixing with reality and actors playing more than one role just to add to the confusion 's worth checking out for the performances alone 's worth checking out for the performances alone . 's worth it 's worth it , 's worth seeing 's worth seeing . 's worth seeing just on the basis of the wisdom , and at times , the startling optimism , of the children 's worth seeing just on the basis of the wisdom , and at times , the startling optimism , of the children . 's worth taking the kids to 's worth taking the kids to . 's worth the concentration 's worth the concentration . 's worth the price of admission for the ridicule factor alone 's worth watching in Birthday Girl , a film by the stage-trained Jez Butterworth ( Mojo ) that serves as yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies 's worth watching in Birthday Girl , a film by the stage-trained Jez Butterworth ( Mojo ) that serves as yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies in the post-Full Monty world 's worth yet another visit 's wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture 's yet another cool crime movie that actually manages to bring something new into the mix 's yet another cool crime movie that actually manages to bring something new into the mix . 's yet another studio horror franchise mucking up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep 's yet another studio horror franchise mucking up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep . 've a taste for the quirky 've already seen City by the Sea under a variety of titles 've already seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard 've already seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . 've already seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original 've already seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original . 've already seen the prequel to The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal 've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times 've already seen this kind of thing 've been an exhilarating exploration of an odd love triangle 've been as entranced and appalled by an Asian film since Shinya Tsukamoto's Iron Man 've been here , done that 've been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement 've been patched in from an episode of Miami Vice 've been trying to forget 've come to expect , including the assumption that '' crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny 've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' 've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' 've completely 've completely lowered your entertainment standards 've ever seen before , and yet completely familiar . 've ever seen that had no obvious directing involved 've figured out Bielinsky's great game , that's when you're in the most trouble 've got a huge mess 've got seven days left to live 've got seven days left to live . 've got something pretty damn close 've got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions 've got to give it thumbs down 've got to hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out 've got to love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , and a heroine as feisty and principled as Jane 've got to love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , and a heroine as feisty and principled as Jane . 've grown tired of going where no man has gone before 've grown tired of going where no man has gone before , but several movies have - take heart . 've had more interesting -- and , dare I say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama 've had more interesting -- and , dare I say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama . 've had since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful 've had the misfortune to watch in quite some time 've had the misfortune to watch in quite some time . 've heard that the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one 've heard that the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one . 've just watched a feature-length video game with some really heavy back story 've learned the hard way just how complex international terrorism is 've looked like as a low-budget series on a UHF channel 've looked like as a low-budget series on a UHF channel . 've lost weight 've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world 've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . 've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . Prepare to marvel again 've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . Prepare to marvel again . 've never seen ( a remake ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic 've never seen ( a remake ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic ... 've never seen the deep like you see it in these harrowing surf shots 've reeked of a been-there , done-that sameness 've seen ( Eddie ) Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed 've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer 've seen before 've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material 've seen it all before 've seen many times before 've seen some bad singer-turned actors 've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before 've seen this movie a thousand times before 've shared a great adventure 've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch 've told a nice little story in the process 've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie 've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal ( ( '' Safe Conduct '' ) ( '' Safe Conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes but it fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage . Viva le Resistance ( '' Safe Conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes but it fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage . Viva le Resistance ! ( '' Take Care of My Cat '' ) ( '' Take Care of My Cat '' ) is an honestly nice little film that takes us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals . ( A ) Hollywood sheen bedevils the film from the very beginning ... ( but ) Lohman's moist , deeply emotional eyes shine through this bogus veneer ... ( A ) boldly stroked , luridly coloured , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain . ( A ) crushing disappointment ( A ) crushing disappointment . ( A ) devastatingly powerful and astonishingly vivid Holocaust drama . ( A ) mess ( A ) mess . ( A ) n utterly charming and hilarious film that reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s . ( A ) painfully flat gross-out comedy ( A ) painfully flat gross-out comedy ... ( A ) poorly executed comedy . ( A ) rare , beautiful film ( A ) rare , beautiful film . ( A ) rare movie ( A ) rare movie that makes us ( A ) rather thinly-conceived movie . ( A ) real pleasure in its laid-back way ( A ) real pleasure in its laid-back way . ( A ) satisfying niblet ( A ) satisfying niblet . ( A ) shapeless blob of desperate entertainment . ( A ) slummer . ( A ) smarter and much funnier version of the old Police Academy flicks . ( A ) soulless ( A ) soulless , ( A ) soulless , stupid sequel ( A ) soulless , stupid sequel ... ( A ) stale retread of the '53 original ( A ) stale retread of the '53 original . ( A ) strong piece of work ( A ) strong piece of work . ( A ) superbly controlled , passionate adaptation of Graham Greene's 1955 novel . ( A ) thoughtful , visually graceful ( A ) thoughtful , visually graceful work . ( A ) wonderfully loopy tale of love , longing , and voting ( A ) wonderfully loopy tale of love , longing , and voting . ( Ahola ) has a wooden delivery and encounters a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation . ( Allen's ) been making piffle for a long while ( Allen's ) been making piffle for a long while , ( Allen's ) been making piffle for a long while , and ( Allen's ) been making piffle for a long while , and Hollywood Ending may be his way of saying that piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now ( Allen's ) best works understand why snobbery is a better satiric target than middle-America diversions could ever be . ( Allen ) ( Allen ) manages to breathe life into this somewhat tired premise . ( An ) absorbing documentary ( An ) absorbing documentary . ( An ) hilarious romantic comedy . ( Anderson ) uses a hit-or-miss aesthetic that hits often enough to keep the film entertaining even if none of it makes a lick of sense . ( Assayas ' ) homage to the Gallic ` tradition of quality ( At least ) Moore is a real charmer . ( Attal and Gainsbourg's ) unfamiliar personas give the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts ( Barry ) gives Assassin a disquieting authority . ( Binoche and Magimel ) are being charming or angst-ridden ( Breheny's ) lensing ( Breheny's ) lensing of the New Zealand and Cook Island locations captures both the beauty of the land and the people . ( Broomfield ) ( Broomfield ) uncovers a story powerful enough to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser . ( Caine ) proves once again he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film . ( Carvey's ) characters are both overplayed and exaggerated ( Carvey's ) characters are both overplayed and exaggerated , but then again , subtlety has never been his trademark ( Carvey's ) characters are both overplayed and exaggerated , but then again , subtlety has never been his trademark . ( Cattaneo ) sophomore slump ( Chaiken's ) talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu ( Chaiken's ) talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu and ( Chaiken's ) talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu and in the lively , convincing dialogue she creates for her characters ( Chaiken's ) talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu and in the lively , convincing dialogue she creates for her characters . ( Cho's face is ) an amazing slapstick instrument , creating a scrapbook of living mug shots . ( City ) reminds us how realistically nuanced a Robert De Niro performance can be when he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year . ( Clooney's ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined ( Clooney's ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined , ( Clooney's ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined , but ( Clooney's ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined , but it has a tremendous , offbeat sense of style and humor that suggests he was influenced by some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh ( Clooney's ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined , but it has a tremendous , offbeat sense of style and humor that suggests he was influenced by some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh . ( Creates ) the worst kind of mythologizing , the kind that sacrifices real heroism and abject suffering for melodrama . ( Crudup ) a suburban architect , ( Cuarón has ) created a substantive movie out of several cliched movie structures : the road movie , the coming-of-age movie , and the teenage sex comedy . ( D ) espite its familiar subject matter , Ice Age is consistently amusing and engrossing ... ( D ) oesn't bother being as cloying or preachy as equivalent evangelical Christian movies ( D ) oesn't bother being as cloying or preachy as equivalent evangelical Christian movies -- maybe the filmmakers know that the likely audience will already be among the faithful . ( Danny Huston gives ) an astounding performance that deftly , gradually reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk . ( Davis ) has a bright , chipper style that keeps things moving , while never quite managing to connect her wish-fulfilling characters to the human race . ( Davis ) wants to cause his audience an epiphany ( Davis ) wants to cause his audience an epiphany , yet he refuses to give us real situations and characters ( Davis ) wants to cause his audience an epiphany , yet he refuses to give us real situations and characters . ( De Palma's ) bad , he's really bad , and Femme Fatale ranks with the worst ( DeNiro ) brings to this part ( Denis ' ) bare-bones narrative more closely resembles an outline for a '70s exploitation picture than the finished product . ( Denis ' ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle ( Denis ) accomplishes in his chilling , unnerving film ( Director ) Byler may yet have a great movie in him ( Director ) Byler may yet have a great movie in him , ( Director ) Byler may yet have a great movie in him , but Charlotte Sometimes is only half of one ( Director ) Byler may yet have a great movie in him , but Charlotte Sometimes is only half of one . ( Director Peter ) Jackson ( Director Peter ) Jackson and ( Director Peter ) Jackson and his crew have so steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not . ( Dong ) makes a valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view , ( Dong ) makes a valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view , and ( Dong ) makes a valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view , and he does such a good job of it that Family Fundamentals gets you riled up ( Dong ) makes a valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view , and he does such a good job of it that Family Fundamentals gets you riled up . ( Drumline ) is entertaining for what it does , and admirable for what it doesn't do . ( E ) ventually , every idea in this film is flushed down the latrine of heroism . ( Evans is ) a fascinating character , and deserves a better vehicle than this facetious smirk of a movie . ( F ) rom the performances and the cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional narrative ( F ) rom the performances and the cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional narrative , the film is blazingly alive and admirable on many levels . ( Ferrera ) ( Ferrera ) has the charisma of a young woman who knows how to hold the screen . ( Fessenden ) is much more into ambiguity and creating mood than he is for on screen thrills ( Fiji diver Rusi Vulakoro and the married couple Howard and Michelle Hall ) ( Fiji diver Rusi Vulakoro and the married couple Howard and Michelle Hall ) show us the world they love and make ( Fiji diver Rusi Vulakoro and the married couple Howard and Michelle Hall ) show us the world they love and make us love it , too . ( Fincher's ) camera sense and assured pacing make it an above-average thriller . ( Gai ) comes closer to any actress I can remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form . ( Garbus ) ( Gayton's script ) telegraphs every discovery and layers on the gloss of convenience . ( Gosling's ) combination of explosive physical energy and convincing intelligence ( Gosling's ) combination of explosive physical energy and convincing intelligence helps create a complex , unpredictable character . ( Grant's ) bumbling magic takes over the film ( Grant's ) bumbling magic takes over the film , ( Grant's ) bumbling magic takes over the film , and ( Grant's ) bumbling magic takes over the film , and it turns out to be another winning star vehicle ( Grant's ) bumbling magic takes over the film , and it turns out to be another winning star vehicle . ( Grant ) goes beyond his usual fluttering and stammering and captures the soul of a man in pain who gradually comes to recognize it and deal with it . ( Green is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike . ( Green is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike . ( Gulpilil ) is a commanding screen presence ( Gulpilil ) is a commanding screen presence , ( Gulpilil ) is a commanding screen presence , and ( Gulpilil ) is a commanding screen presence , and his character's abundant humanism makes him the film's moral compass ( Gulpilil ) is a commanding screen presence , and his character's abundant humanism makes him the film's moral compass . ( H ) ad I suffered and bled on the hard ground of Ia Drang , I'd want something a bit more complex than We Were Soldiers to be remembered by . ( Haneke ) steers clear of the sensational and offers instead an unflinching and objective look at a decidedly perverse pathology . ( Harmon ) ( Has ) an immediacy ( Has ) an immediacy and an intimacy that sucks you in and dares you not to believe it ( Has ) an immediacy and an intimacy that sucks you in and dares you not to believe it's all true . ( Hawn's character ) is so bluntly written , without a trace of sentimentality , ( Hawn's character ) is so bluntly written , without a trace of sentimentality , and so blisteringly defined , that every other character seems overlooked and underwritten ( Hayek ) ( Hayek ) throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto ( Hayek ) throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto , ( Hayek ) throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto , she strikes a potent chemistry with Molina ( Hayek ) throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto , she strikes a potent chemistry with Molina and ( Hayek ) throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto , she strikes a potent chemistry with Molina and she gradually makes us believe she is Kahlo ( Hayek ) throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto , she strikes a potent chemistry with Molina and she gradually makes us believe she is Kahlo . ( Haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . Simply put ( Haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . Simply put , '' Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . ( Haynes ' ) homage to such films as `` All That Heaven Allows '' and `` Imitation of Life ( Haynes ' ) homage to such films as `` All That Heaven Allows '' and `` Imitation of Life '' ( Hell is ) looking down at your watch and realizing Serving Sara isn't even halfway through . ( Herzog's ) personal policy ( Hopkins ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . ( Hopkins ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it . '' ( Howard ) so good as Leon Barlow ( Howard ) so good as Leon Barlow ... ( Howard ) so good as Leon Barlow ... that he hardly seems to be acting ( Howard ) so good as Leon Barlow ... that he hardly seems to be acting . ( I ) f you've been to more than one indie flick in your life , chances are you've already seen this kind of thing . ( I ) t's certainly laudable that the movie deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context , ( I ) t's certainly laudable that the movie deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context , but Barbershop isn't as funny as it should be ( I ) t's certainly laudable that the movie deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context , but Barbershop isn't as funny as it should be . ( It's ) a clever thriller with enough unexpected twists to keep our interest . ( It's ) a prison soccer movie starring charismatic tough guy Vinnie Jones , but it had too much spitting for me to enjoy . ( It's ) difficult to get beyond the overall blandness of American Chai ( It's ) difficult to get beyond the overall blandness of American Chai , ( It's ) difficult to get beyond the overall blandness of American Chai , despite its likable performances and refreshingly naive point of view . ( It's ) what punk rock music used to be , ( It's ) what punk rock music used to be , and ( It's ) what punk rock music used to be , and what the video medium could use more of : spirit , perception , conviction ( It ) has the feel of a summer popcorn movie . Nothing too deep or substantial . Explosions , jokes , and sexual innuendoes abound . ( It ) highlights not so much the crime lord's messianic bent , ( Jackson and Bledel ) seem to have been picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks and appeal to the pre-teen crowd . ( Jaglom's ) better efforts ( Janey ) forgets about her other obligations , leading to a tragedy which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies . ( Jeff's ) gorgeous ( Jeff's ) gorgeous , ( Jeff's ) gorgeous , fluid compositions ( Jeff's ) gorgeous , fluid compositions , ( Jeff's ) gorgeous , fluid compositions , underlined by Neil Finn and Edmund McWilliams's melancholy music , are charged with metaphor , but rarely easy , obvious or self-indulgent . ( Johnnie To and Wai Ka Fai are ) sure to find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests may be too narrow to attract crossover viewers . ( Jones ) calls our attention to the inherent conflict between commerce and creativity . ( Kim ) begins to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors ( Kline's ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code ( Kline's ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code , ( Kline's ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code , and ( Kline's ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code , and as a flawed human being who can't quite live up to it ( Kline's ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code , and as a flawed human being who can't quite live up to it . ( L ) ame and unnecessary . ( Lawrence bounces ) all over the stage , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place . ( Lee ) treats his audience the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . ( Lee ) treats his audience the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . And ( Lee ) treats his audience the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . And Lee seems just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception . ( Leigh ) has a true talent for drawing wrenching performances from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable . ( Leigh ) lays it on so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race ( Less a movie than ) ( Less a movie than ) an appalling , odoriferous thing ... so ( Less a movie than ) an appalling , odoriferous thing ... so rotten in almost every single facet of production that you'll want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment . ( Lin Chung's ) voice is rather unexceptional ( Lin Chung's ) voice is rather unexceptional , ( Lin Chung's ) voice is rather unexceptional , even ( Lin Chung's ) voice is rather unexceptional , even irritating ( at least to this Western ear ) , making it awfully hard to buy the impetus for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters . ( MacDowell ) ventures beyond her abilities ( MacDowell ) ventures beyond her abilities several times here and reveals how bad an actress she is . ( Madonna's ) denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag . ( Moore's ) better at fingering problems than finding solutions . ( Moore's ) better at fingering problems than finding solutions . But though he only scratches the surface , at least he provides a strong itch to explore more . ( Moore's ) noisy ( Moore's ) noisy , cocky energy , his passion and class consciousness ; ( Moore's ) noisy , cocky energy , his passion and class consciousness ; we need his shticks ( N ) o matter how much good will the actors generate , Showtime eventually folds under its own thinness . ( Newton ) wanders through CHARLIE completely unaware she needs to show some presence and star quality . ( Næs ) ( Næs ) directed the stage version of Elling , and gets fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage . ( Orlando Jones ) ( P ) artnering Murphy with Robert De Niro for the TV-cops comedy Showtime would seem to be surefire casting . ( P ) artnering Murphy with Robert De Niro for the TV-cops comedy Showtime would seem to be surefire casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders . ( Plays ) ( Plays ) in broad outline as pandering middle-age buddy-comedy . ( Ramsay ) visually transforms the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor . ( Reaches ) wholly believable and heart-wrenching depths of despair ( Reaches ) wholly believable and heart-wrenching depths of despair . ( Reno ) delivers a monologue that manages to incorporate both the horror and the absurdity of the situation in a well-balanced fashion . ( Reno ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W. Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al. ( Reynolds ) takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors and uses a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch . ( Rises ) above its oh-so-Hollywood rejiggering and its conventional direction to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism ( Rises ) above its oh-so-Hollywood rejiggering and its conventional direction to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism . ( Russell ) makes good B movies ( The Mask , The Blob ) ( Russell ) makes good B movies ( The Mask , The Blob ) , and ( Russell ) makes good B movies ( The Mask , The Blob ) , and The Scorpion King more than ably meets those standards ( Russell ) makes good B movies ( The Mask , The Blob ) , and The Scorpion King more than ably meets those standards . ( Sade ) is an unsettlingly familiar figure -- in turns loyal and deceitful , responsible and reckless , idealistically selfless and coldly self-interested . ( Sam's ) self-flagellation is more depressing than entertaining . ( Scherfig ) has made a movie that will leave you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll . ( Schweiger is ) talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists . ( Screenwriter ) Pimental took the Farrelly Brothers comedy and feminized it , ( Screenwriter ) Pimental took the Farrelly Brothers comedy and feminized it , but it is a rather poor imitation ( Seagal's ) ( Seagal's ) strenuous attempt ( Seagal's ) strenuous attempt at a change in expression ( Seagal's ) strenuous attempt at a change in expression could very well clinch him this year's Razzie . ( Seems ) even more uselessly redundant and shamelessly money-grubbing than most third-rate horror sequels . ( Sen's ) soap opera-ish approach undermines his good intentions . ( Serry ) wants to blend politics and drama , an admirable ambition . ( Sex and Lucía ) makes for an arousing good time ( Sex and Lucía ) makes for an arousing good time . ( Shyamalan ) continues to cut a swathe through mainstream Hollywood , while retaining an integrity and refusing to compromise his vision . ( Shyamalan ) turns the goose-pimple genre on its empty head and fills it with spirit , purpose and emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count . ( Siegel ) and co-writers Lisa Bazadona and Grace Woodard have relied too much on convention in creating the characters who surround Frankie . ( Silver's parrot has been replaced with Morph , a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around ) ( Skins ' ) faults are easy to forgive because the intentions are lofty ( Soderbergh ) tends to place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence ( Soderbergh ) tends to place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence , and ( Soderbergh ) tends to place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence , and he creates an overall sense of brusqueness ( Soderbergh ) tends to place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence , and he creates an overall sense of brusqueness . ( Solondz's ) cool compassion ( Sports ) admirable energy , full-bodied characterizations and narrative urgency ( Sports ) admirable energy , full-bodied characterizations and narrative urgency . ( Stephen ) Earnhart's film is more about the optimism of a group of people who are struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones they currently have . ( Stevens is ) so stoked to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits . ( Swimfan ) falls victim to sloppy plotting , an insultingly unbelievable final act and a villainess who is too crazy to be interesting . ( T ) he film is never sure to make a clear point -- even if it seeks to rely on an ambiguous presentation . ( T ) he ideas of Revolution # 9 are more compelling than the execution ( T ) he script isn't up to the level of the direction ( T ) he script isn't up to the level of the direction , nor are the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent . ( T ) here's only so much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them . ( T ) his beguiling Belgian fable ( T ) his beguiling Belgian fable , very much its own droll and delicate little film ( T ) his beguiling Belgian fable , very much its own droll and delicate little film , ( T ) his beguiling Belgian fable , very much its own droll and delicate little film , has some touching things to say about what is important in life and why . ( T ) his slop ( T ) his slop doesn't even have potential as a cult film , as it's too loud to shout insults at the screen . ( T ) hose same extremes prevent us from taking its message seriously ( T ) hose same extremes prevent us from taking its message seriously , ( T ) hose same extremes prevent us from taking its message seriously , and ( T ) hose same extremes prevent us from taking its message seriously , and the Stepford Wives mentality doesn't work in a modern context ( T ) hose same extremes prevent us from taking its message seriously , and the Stepford Wives mentality doesn't work in a modern context . ( T ) oo many of these gross out scenes ... ( Taymor ) utilizes the idea of making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often catapulting the artist into her own work . ( The Cockettes ) provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable . ' ( The film's ) taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all ( The film's ) taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all but ( The film's ) taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all but those weaned on the comedy of Tom Green and the Farrelly Brothers ( The film's ) taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all but those weaned on the comedy of Tom Green and the Farrelly Brothers . ( The film's ) taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all ( The film's ) taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all but ( The film's ) taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all but those weaned on the comedy of Tom Green and the Farrelly Brothers ( The film's ) taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all but those weaned on the comedy of Tom Green and the Farrelly Brothers . ( The film ) tackles the topic of relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end ( The film ) tackles the topic of relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end , it's impossible to ascertain whether the film is , at its core , deeply pessimistic or quietly hopeful . ( The kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy ( The kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , ( The kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and ( The kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale , his little changes ring hollow ( The kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale , his little changes ring hollow . ( There's ) quite a bit of heart , as you would expect from the directors of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin . ( Time Out and Human Resources ) establish Mr . Cantet as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace . ( Toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard ... ( Toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard ... blends uneasily with the titillating material ( Toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard ... blends uneasily with the titillating material . ( Tries ) ( Tries ) to parody ( Tries ) to parody a genre that's already a joke in the United States . ( Tries ) to parody a genre that's already a joke in the United States . The movie is the equivalent of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay . ( Tsai's ) masterpiece ( Two ) fairly dull ( Two ) fairly dull -- ( Two ) fairly dull -- contrasting and interlocking stories about miserable Scandinavian settlers in 18th-century Canada , and yuppie sailboaters in the here and now ( Two ) fairly dull -- contrasting and interlocking stories about miserable Scandinavian settlers in 18th-century Canada , and yuppie sailboaters in the here and now . ( U ) nrelentingly stupid . ( Villeneuve ) seems to realize intuitively that even morality is reduced to an option by the ultimate mysteries of life and death . ( W ) hile long on amiable monkeys and worthy environmentalism , Jane Goodall's Wild Chimpanzees is short on the thrills the oversize medium demands . ( Washington's ) strong hand ( Washington's ) strong hand , keen eye , sweet spirit and good taste ( Washington's ) strong hand , keen eye , sweet spirit and good taste are reflected in almost every scene . ( Wendigo is ) why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind . ( Westbrook ) makes a wonderful subject for the camera . ( While The Last Metro ) was more melodramatic , confined to a single theater company and its strategies and deceptions , while Tavernier is more concerned with the entire period of history . ( Witherspoon's ) charisma ( Woo's ) most resonant film since The Killer . ( `` Laissez-passer '' ) ( `` Safe Conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes ( `` Safe Conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes but ( `` Safe Conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes but it fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage ( `` Safe Conduct '' ) is a long movie at 163 minutes but it fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage . ( `` Take Care of My Cat '' ) is an honestly nice little film that takes us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals . ( a ) strained comedy ( a ) strained comedy that jettisons all opportunities for Rock to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense ( a ) strained comedy that jettisons all opportunities for Rock to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense . ( a remake ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) ( and ) personal illusion ( and ) personal illusion is deconstructed with poignancy ( and an uneasy alliance , at that ( and beautifully edited ( and beautifully edited ) ( and better ( and better ) ( and educational ) ( and fairly unbelievable ) ( and fairly unbelievable ) finale ( and frustrating ( and funnier ( and it does have some very funny sequences ( and it does have some very funny sequences ) ( and its palate ) ( and literally ) tosses around sex toys and offers half-hearted paeans to empowerment that are repeatedly undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense . ( and lovely ( and lovely ) ( and lovely ) experiment ( and misses ) ( and not-so-hot ( and not-so-hot ) ( and peculiarly venomous ) ( and probably should have ( and probably should have ) ( and semi-coherent ( and sometimes illegal ( and torturing ( and torturing ) ( and unintentionally ( and unintentionally ) terrifying . ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) ( b ) ( bizarre , funny , tragic - like love in New York ) ( but ) from a mere story point of view , the film's ice cold ( but ) the script goes wrong at several key junctures . ( but ) there isn't much about K-19 ( but ) there isn't much about K-19 that's unique or memorable . ( but none of the sheer lust ) ( but ultimately silly ( but ultimately silly ) ( caine ) proves once again he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film ( caine ) proves once again he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film . ( cinematically unique ) ( cool visual backmasking ) ( de niro ) ( depending upon where you live ) ( director ) O'Fallon manages to put some lovely pictures up on the big screen ( director ) O'Fallon manages to put some lovely pictures up on the big screen , ( director ) O'Fallon manages to put some lovely pictures up on the big screen , but ( director ) O'Fallon manages to put some lovely pictures up on the big screen , but his skill at telling a story -- he also contributed to the screenplay -- falls short ( director ) O'Fallon manages to put some lovely pictures up on the big screen , but his skill at telling a story -- he also contributed to the screenplay -- falls short . ( especially the frank sex scenes ) ensure that the film is never dull ( even , at times , preposterous ) ( frames ) profound ethical and philosophical questions in the form of dazzling pop entertainment ( haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' all that heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . simply put , ( haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' all that heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . simply put , '' ( haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' all that heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . simply put , '' far from heaven '' ( haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' all that heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . simply put , '' far from heaven '' is a masterpiece ( haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' all that heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . simply put , '' far from heaven '' is a masterpiece . ( headbanger ) ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable ( including a knockout of a closing line ) ( including one that seems to be made for a different film altogether ) ( it ) finds a way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor . ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) ( maybe twice ) ( most notably wretched sound design ) ( no more racist portraits of Indians , for instance ) ( or Robert Aldrich ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) ( other than the very sluggish pace ) ( p ) artnering murphy with robert de niro for the tv-cops comedy showtime ( p ) artnering murphy with robert de niro for the tv-cops comedy showtime would seem to be surefire casting . ( p ) artnering murphy with robert de niro for the tv-cops comedy showtime would seem to be surefire casting . the catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders ( p ) artnering murphy with robert de niro for the tv-cops comedy showtime would seem to be surefire casting . the catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders . ( reynolds ) takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors and uses a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch ( reynolds ) takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors and uses a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch . ( s ) nail-biting suspense and ( s ) nail-biting suspense and credible characters ( s ) nail-biting suspense and credible characters without relying on technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue ( sci-fi ) rehash ( she's a best-selling writer of self-help books who can't help herself ) ( shyamalan ) turns the goose-pimple genre on its empty head and fills it with spirit , purpose and emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count ( sinks ) ( sinks ) into exploitation . ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book ) ( sometimes hilarious ) ( successful ) ( than Leon ) ( the ) superfluous ( the characters ' ) misery ( the film ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce ( the film ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce . ( the film ) works ( the film ) works , due mostly to the tongue-in-cheek attitude of the screenplay ( the film ) works , due mostly to the tongue-in-cheek attitude of the screenplay . ( the kid's ) ( the kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale ( the kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale , ( the kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale , his little changes ( the kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale , his little changes ring hollow ( the kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale , his little changes ring hollow . ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple ( the stage show ) , you still have to see this ! ( their lamentations are pretty much self-centered ) , there's something vital about the movie . ( toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to wittgenstein and kirkegaard ( toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to wittgenstein and kirkegaard ... ( toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to wittgenstein and kirkegaard ... blends uneasily with the titillating material ( unfortunately R-rated ) ( unintentionally ) funniest moments ( vainly , I think ) ( which might have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog ) ( who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) ( who never gets to play that flute ) ) ) Jackson ) That sure is pathetic ! ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce ) all over the stage , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place ) an astounding performance that deftly , gradually reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk . ) are such a companionable couple ) becomes more specimen than character ) begins to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors ) best works understand why snobbery is a better satiric target than middle-America ) bumbling magic takes over the film ) characters are both overplayed and exaggerated ) comes off like a Hallmark commercial ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined ) difficult to get beyond the overall blandness of American Chai ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it . '' ) ensure that the film is never dull ) faults are easy to forgive because the intentions are lofty ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard ) gorgeous ) homage ) homage to such films as '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . Simply put ) just too bratty for sympathy ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W. Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al. ) matured quite a bit with Spider-Man , even though it's one of the most plain white toast comic book films ) meandering and pointless French coming-of-age import from writer-director Anne-Sophie Birot ) noisy ) profound ethical and philosophical questions in the form of dazzling pop entertainment ) revered TV show , about pretty much nothing ) soulless ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle ) talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu ) talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists ) taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all ) taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code ) why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind , ' I feel better already . , ' I know how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too . , ' I once had a nightmare like this , , ' I should be enjoying this . ' , ' Michael Moore gives us the perfect starting point for a national conversation about guns , violence , and fear . , ' have never been more appropriate . , ' it also rocks . , ' this schlock-filled fairy tale hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability . , '' A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . , '' Derrida is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow . , '' Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the '' XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . , '' Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . , '' MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . , '' Moretti's film makes its own , quieter observations , '' Orange County '' is a refreshing change , '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight . '' , '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to `` Tonight . '' , ( Ahola ) has a wooden delivery and encounters a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation . , ( Goldbacher ) just lets her complicated characters be unruly , confusing and , through it all , human . , ( Haneke ) steers clear of the sensational and offers instead an unflinching and objective look at a decidedly perverse pathology . , ( Jones ) calls our attention to the inherent conflict between commerce and creativity . , ( Testud ) acts with the feral intensity of the young Bette Davis . , ( but ) there isn't much about K-19 that's unique or memorable . , 102-minute infomercial , 2 couples , 2000 miles , and all the Pabst Blue Ribbon beer , 84 minutes is short , 91-minute trailer , A Walk to Remember is an inspirational love story , capturing the innocence and idealism of that first encounter . , AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , , AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , but Minority Report delivers all that and a whole lot more . , About a Boy injects just enough freshness into the proceedings to provide an enjoyable 100 minutes in a movie theater . , Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad , Little Nicky bad , 10 Worst List bad . , Adrian Lyne comes as close to profundity as he is likely to get . , Alias Betty is richly detailed , deftly executed and utterly absorbing . , All About the Benjamins evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks from the 1970s . , All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit , All the Queen's Men is finally just one long drag . , Altar Boys requires a taste for Swamp Thing-type animation , doubled with a deafening score . , Amari's film falls short in building the drama of Lilia's journey . , American Chai is enough to make you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school . , Amy's Orgasm has a key strength in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor . , Amy's Orgasm is not a porno , though it is as tedious as one . , Anderson's movie is essentially a one-trick pony that , hampered by an undeveloped script , ultimately pulls up lame . , Andersson's rigorous personal vision is not only distanced but distancing . , Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire , , Ararat is fiercely intelligent and uncommonly ambitious . , Armenian-Canadian director Atom Egoyan broached an original treatment of a deeply personal subject . , Ash Wednesday is essentially devoid of interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot . , Ash Wednesday is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable , with a sterling ensemble cast . , Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places . , Auto Focus bears out as your typical junkie opera ... , Auto Focus becomes both gut-bustingly funny and crushingly depressing . , B-movie , Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . , Ballistic : Ecks Vs. Sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . , Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever is a dumb action movie . , Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever is a dumb action movie . , Barbershop gets its greatest play from the timeless spectacle of people really talking to each other . , Barbershop is tuned in to its community . , Bartleby performs neither one very well . , Below casts its spooky net out into the Atlantic Ocean and spits it back , grizzled and charred , somewhere northwest of the Bermuda Triangle . , Beneath Clouds establishes Sen as a filmmaker of considerable potential . , Big Trouble could be considered a funny little film . , Big Trouble remains a loosely tied series of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny . ' , Bigelow demonstrates a breadth of vision and an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world . , Blade 2 is definitely a cut above the rest . , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . , Blair Witch-style commitment , Blood Work is a strong , character-oriented piece . , Bloody Sunday is a sobering recount of a very bleak day in Derry . , Blue Crush is highly enjoyable . , Blue Crush is highly enjoyable . When it's on dry land , though , this surfer-girl melodrama starts gasping like a beached grouper . , Blue Crush thrillingly uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . , Blue Crush thrillingly uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . By the end you can't help but feel ` stoked . ' , Broomfield has compelling new material but he doesn't unveil it until the end , after endless scenes of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car . , Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . , Bui chooses to produce something that is ultimately suspiciously familiar . , Burkinabe filmmaker Dani Kouyate's reworking of a folk story whose roots go back to 7th-century oral traditions is also a pointed political allegory . , Byler reveals the ways in which a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth . , Cage manages a degree of casual realism , Caruso's self-conscious debut is also eminently forgettable . , Changing Lanes is also a film of freshness , imagination and insight . , Children of the Century ... takes Kurys ' career to a whole new level . , Christopher and Grace are little more than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell . , Cinema Paradiso stands as one of the great films about movie love . , Circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story . , City By The Sea would slip under the waves . He drags it back , single-handed . , City by the Sea swings from one approach to the other , but in the end , it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast . , Cletis Tout is a winning comedy that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone . , Cletis Tout might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience . , Clockstoppers is a lively and enjoyable adventure for all ages at any time . , Clockstoppers will fulfill your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler , while happily killing 94 minutes . , Clooney's a good director . , Colin Hanks is in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee . , Collateral Damage paints an absurdly simplistic picture . , Collateral Damage presents Schwarzenegger as a tragic figure , Collateral Damage would have been just another bad movie . , Collateral Damage would have been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie . , Columbus capturou o pomo de ouro . , Comedian runs out of steam after a half hour . , Crazy as Hell marks an encouraging new direction for La Salle . , Crocodile Hunter has the hurried , badly cobbled look of the 1959 Godzilla , which combined scenes of a Japanese monster flick with canned shots of Raymond Burr commenting on the monster's path of destruction . , Crossroads comes up shorter than Britney's cutoffs . , Crush goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises . , Crystal and De Niro share little screen time and even less chemistry . , Danny is a frighteningly fascinating contradiction . , David Caesar has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- driven by a natural sense for what works on screen . , Davis ' highly personal brand of romantic comedy is a tart , smart breath of fresh air , De Niro and Murphy make Showtime the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season . , De Niro digs deep emotionally , perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars . , Denzel Washington delivers a lean and engaging work . , Derrida is all but useless , Die Another Day suggests that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over , tunnel under or barrel through . , Diesel is that rare creature -- an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep . , Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood is nurturing , in a gauzy , dithering way . , Dogma films can produce the same sleep-inducing effects as watching your neighbor's home videos . , Dogtown and Z-Boys has a compelling story to tell . , Dogtown and Z-Boys lapses into an insider's lingo and mindset that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , or care about . , Dong provides perspective with his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions . , Dong stakes out the emotional heart of Happy . , Douglas McGrath's version of ` Nicholas Nickleby ' left me feeling refreshed and hopeful . Not many movies have that kind of impact on me these days . , Dragon loses its fire midway , nearly flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion . , Dridi tells us nothing about El Gallo other than what emerges through his music . , Duvall ( also a producer ) peels layers from this character that may well not have existed on paper . , E . T . is still a cinematic touchstone . , E . T . remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . , E.T. is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades . , E.T. is still a cinematic touchstone . , E.T. remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . , Eastwood is off his game , Egoyan has done too much . , Eight Crazy Nights is a total misfire . , Eight Legged Freaks is prime escapist fare . , Eileen Walsh , an engaging , wide-eyed actress whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth , infuses the movie with much of its slender , glinting charm . , Eisenstein delivers . , El Bola is a movie steeped in an ambiguity that lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance . , Elling never gets too cloying thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry . , Empire still has enough moments to keep it entertaining . , Enigma offers all the pleasure of a handsome and well-made entertainment . , Esther Kahn is unusual but unfortunately also irritating . , Evans is no Hollywood villain , Evelyn comes from the heart . , Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor , and a relaxed Firth displays impeccable comic skill . , Eyre needs to take a good sweat to clarify his cinematic vision before his next creation and remember the lessons of the trickster spider . , Far From Heaven actually pulls off this stylistic juggling act . , FearDotCom should log a minimal number of hits , Festival In Cannes offers rare insight into the structure of relationships . , Fierce Grace reassures us that he will once again be an honest and loving one . , Finch's tale provides the forgettable pleasures of a Saturday matinee , Formula 51 sank from quirky to jerky to utter turkey . , Frank Novak's irritating slice of lumpen life is as reliably soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless . , Frei's control loosens in direct proportion to the amount of screen time he gives Nachtwey for self-analysis . , French director Anne Fontaine delivers an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst and the emotional blockage that accompanies this human condition , Freundlich's World Traveler might have been one of the more daring and surprising American movies of the year . , Freundlich has made just another safe movie , Frida gets the job done . , Full Frontal plays like the work of a dilettante . , Gangs excels in spectacle and pacing . , Ghost Ship is pretty landbound , with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises . ' , Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch , and it's a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre . , Godard can still be smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still at work . , Godfrey Reggio's career shines like a lonely beacon . , Grant and Bullock's characters are made for each other . , Grant and Bullock's characters are made for each other . But you'd never guess that from the performances . , Green Dragon is still a deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese . , Hard Copy should come a-knocking , Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets finds a way to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . , Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets finds a way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . , Hart's War , like the St. Louis Rams in the Super Bowl , waits until after halftime to get started . , Hart's War has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . , Hart's War has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . As a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired . , Hartley created a monster but didn't know how to handle it . , Harvard Man is something rare and riveting : a wild ride that relies on more than special effects . , Haynes ( like Sirk , but differently ) has transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama into something provocative , rich , and strange . , Haynes gets just about everything right . , Heaven proves to be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors . , Hell House is a fascinating document of an event that has to be seen to be believed . , Herzog simply runs out of ideas and the pace turns positively leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion . , Hewitt's forte is leaning forward while wearing low-cut gowns , not making snappy comebacks . , High Crimes should be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer . , High Crimes would be entertaining , but forgettable . , His Secret Life will leave you thinking , Hoffman's quirks and mannerisms , particularly his penchant for tearing up on cue -- things that seem so real in small doses -- become annoying and artificial . , Hoffman keeps us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity . , Hollywood Ending is a depressing experience , Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies , and Ice Age only improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor . , Hollywood is sordid and disgusting . , Hollywood is sordid and disgusting . Quelle surprise ! , Home Movie is about the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it . , Home Movie will leave you wanting more , not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face . , Hopkins and Norton are a winning combination , Hopkins looks like a drag queen . , Howard's film is really a series of strung-together moments , with all the spaces in between filled with fantasies , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope after another . , Hunter -- starring Irwin and his American wife\/colleague , Terri -- is a movie children should enjoy . , Hush ! , Hush ! sympathetically captures the often futile lifestyle of young people in modern Japan . , Hélène Angel is definitely a director to watch . , I'd rather listen to old Tori Amos records , I'd rather watch them on the Animal Planet . , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes . , I'd say the film works , I'd take ( its ) earnest errors and hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time . , I'd want something a bit more complex than We Were Soldiers to be remembered by . , I'll admit it , my only complaint is that we didn't get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show . , I'll buy the soundtrack . , I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project , I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project . , I'm behaving like an idiot ! '' , I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal , I'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop , I'm not quite sure what the point is ... , I'm the One That I Want , in 2000 . , I Spy has all the same problems the majority of action comedies have . , I Spy is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly that it's more than a worthwhile effort . , I Spy was an amusing lark that will probably rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies . , I assign one bright shining star to Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio -- but I guarantee that no wise men will be following after it . , I can't compare Friday After Next to them , I can't see why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out . , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie . , I can make you a real deal on leftover Enron stock that will double in value a week from Friday . , I can not mount a cogent defense of the film as entertainment , or even performance art , although the movie does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain . , I can state that Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen . , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it . , I could feel my eyelids ... getting ... very ... heavy ... , I didn't care , I didn't care . , I didn't care for it , I don't give a damn , ' have never been more appropriate . , I don't know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . , I don't see the point , I don't see the point . , I don't see the point . It's a visual Rorschach test , I enjoyed . , I enjoyed it just as much , I enjoyed it just as much ! , I fear , will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals . , I feel sorry for Madonna . , I felt disrespected . , I felt tired and drained and wanted to lie on my own deathbed for a while . , I found myself confused when it came time to get to the heart of the movie . , I found myself strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances . , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing . '' , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . '' , I guess a space station in the year 2455 can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) . , I hate it . , I hate myself most mornings . , I hate myself most mornings . I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned , I hated myself in the morning . , I have given this movie a rating of zero . , I love it ... hell , I dunno . , I must report that the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks . , I pledge allegiance to Cagney and Lacey . , I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . , I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . It's a trifle . , I suspect , not to offend by appearing either too serious or too lighthearted , it offends by just being wishy-washy . , I suspect , would have a hard time sitting through this one . , I think it's in projects like the ( unfortunately R-rated ) Paid . , I thought I heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign . , I thought it could have been more . , I was entranced . , I was looking for something hard with which to bludgeon myself unconscious . , I would go back and choose to skip it . , I would have no problem giving it an unqualified recommendation . , I would imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful . , I would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . But even then , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes . , Ice Age is consistently amusing and engrossing ... , Ignorant Fairies is still quite good-natured and not a bad way to spend an hour or two . , Impostor is as close as you can get to an imitation movie . , In Praise of Love lacks even the most fragmented charms I have found in almost all of his previous works . , Interview with the Assassin draws its considerable power from simplicity . , Invincible shows he's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film . , Ivan is a prince of a fellow , Iwai's gorgeous visuals seduce . , Jackass lacks aspirations of social upheaval . , Jacquot seems unsure of how to evoke any sort of naturalism on the set . , Jacquot takes a slightly anarchic approach that works only sporadically . , Jagger obviously relishes every self-mocking moment . , Jane Goodall's Wild Chimpanzees is short on the thrills the oversize medium demands . , Jane learns her place as a girl , softens up and loses some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with . , Jason Bourne . , Jason is about as convincing on the sci-fi front as TV's defunct Cleopatra 2525 . , Jeong-Hyang Lee's film is just as likely to blacken that organ with cold vengefulness . , John , in the movie , is a rather dull person to be stuck with for two hours . , John Q . is a bad movie appearing on behalf of a good cause . , John Q. is a bad movie appearing on behalf of a good cause . , Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre , K-19 sinks to a Harrison Ford low . , Kapur gives us episodic choppiness , undermining the story's emotional thrust . , Kathryn Bigelow offers no sugar-coating or interludes of lightness . Her film is unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant . , Kaufman's script is still memorable for some great one-liners . , Khouri then gets terrific performances from them all . , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea . , Kissing Jessica Stein injects freshness and spirit into the romantic comedy genre , which has been held hostage by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again . , Kissing Jessica Stein is one of the greatest date movies in years . , Kissing Jessica Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious . , Knockaround Guys rarely seems interested in kicking around a raison d'etre that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast . , Kung Pow sets a new benchmark for lameness . , LaBute continues to improve . , LaBute does manage to make a few points about modern man and his problematic quest for human connection . , Lagaan is quintessential Bollywood . Except it's much , much better . , Laissez-Passer is a distinguished and distinctive effort by a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them . , Laissez-passer has all the earmarks of French cinema at its best . , Lan Yu never catches dramatic fire . , Lathan and Diggs are charming and have chemistry both as friends and lovers . , Lawrence's delivery remains perfect , Lawrence desperately looks elsewhere , seizing on George's haplessness and Lucy's personality tics . , Lawrence sounds whiny and defensive , as if his life-altering experiences made him bitter and less mature . , Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , , Les Destinees is , in its quiet , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual . , Like Mike raises some worthwhile themes while delivering a wholesome fantasy for kids . , Like Mike shoots and scores , doing its namesake proud , Lily Chou-Chou never really builds up a head of emotional steam . , Longley's film lacks balance ... and fails to put the struggle into meaningful historical context . , Love is just too , too precious in the end . , Lovely & Amazing involves us because it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives . , MIBII is rote work and predictable , but with a philosophical visual coming right at the end that extravagantly redeems it . , Mad Love looks better than it feels . , Madonna's cameo doesn't suck ! , Madonna doesn't suck as an actress , Madonna gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game . , Madonna is one helluva singer . , Madonna is one helluva singer . As the Mediterranean sparkles , ` Swept Away ' sinks . , Maelström is just another Winter Sleepers . , Margarita Happy Hour represents an auspicious feature debut for Chaiken . , Mark Wahlberg and Thandie Newton are not Hepburn and Grant , two cinematic icons with chemistry galore . , Marshall keeps the energy humming , and his edits , unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it . , Martin Scorcese's Gangs of New York still emerges as his most vital work since GoodFellas . , Martin is a masterfully conducted work . , McGrath crafts quite moving scenes throughout his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel . , Metropolis is a feast for the eyes . , Metropolis never seems hopelessly juvenile . , Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine rekindles the muckraking , soul-searching spirit of the ` Are we a sick society ? ' journalism of the 1960s . , Michael Reilly Burke ( Octopus 2 : River of Fear ) has just the right amount of charisma and menace . , Miller's film is one of 2002's involvingly adult surprises . , Miller , Kuras and the actresses make Personal Velocity into an intricate , intimate and intelligent journey . , Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity . , Miller eloquently captures the moment when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path . , Minority Report commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . , Minority Report commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . That's not vintage Spielberg and that , finally , is minimally satisfying . , Miramax should have hidden it from everyone . , Mostly Martha could make Deutchland a popular destination for hungry tourists . , Mostly Martha will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach . , Mr . Allen has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie . , Mr . Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . , Mr . Murray , a prolific director of music videos , stuffs his debut with more plot than it can comfortably hold . , Mr . Nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . , Mr . Ratliff wisely rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . , Mr . Rose's updating works surprisingly well . , Mr . Schnitzler proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . , Mr . Shyamalan is undone by his pretensions . , Mr. Allen has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie . , Mr. Audiard's direction is fluid and quick . , Mr. Koury's passive technique eventually begins to yield some interesting results . , Mr. Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . , Mr. Murray , a prolific director of music videos , stuffs his debut with more plot than it can comfortably hold . , Mr. Nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . , Mr. Ratliff wisely rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . , Mr. Rose's updating works surprisingly well . , Mr. Schnitzler proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . , Mr. Shyamalan is undone by his pretensions . , Ms. Shreve's novel proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast . , Much Ado About Something is an amicable endeavor . , Murder by Numbers fits the profile too closely . , Murder hits and generally sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling . , My Big Fat Greek Wedding is a non-stop funny feast of warmth , colour and cringe . , My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . , Nair has constructed this motion picture in such a way that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another . , Napoleon's journey is interesting , Narc is as gritty as a movie gets these days . , Narc strikes a defiantly retro chord , and outpaces its contemporaries with daring and verve . , Narc takes a walking-dead , cop-flick subgenre and beats new life into it . , Never Again is a welcome and heartwarming addition to the romantic comedy genre . , Nicholas Nickleby is too much like a fragment of an underdone potato . , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance . , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick , No Such Thing is Hartley's least accessible screed yet . , No Such Thing is a fascinating little tale . , Nolan's penetrating undercurrent of cerebral and cinemantic flair lends ( it ) stimulating depth . , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , , Notorious C.H.O. hits all the verbal marks it should . , Noyce has tailored an epic tale into a lean , economical movie . , On Guard delivers , On Guard delivers . , One Hour Photo lives down to its title . , Oscar-nominated documentary , Pa . is a strangely drab romp . Some studio pizazz might have helped . , Paid in Full has clever ways of capturing inner-city life during the Reagan years . , Parker exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision . ' , Paxton , making his directorial feature debut , does strong , measured work . , Paxton has tapped something in himself as an actor that provides Frailty with its dark soul . , Paxton is surprisingly brilliant , deftly sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip . , Payami graphically illustrates the problems of fledgling democracies , but also the strength and sense of freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box . , Personal Velocity gathers plenty of dramatic momentum . , Piccoli is warmly affecting and so is this adroitly minimalist movie . , Pinocchio never quite achieves the feel of a fanciful motion picture . , Possession is a movie that puts itself squarely in the service of the lovers who inhabit it . , Pray turns the idea of the documentary on its head , making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery . , Promises offers an unexpected window into the complexities of the Middle East struggle and into the humanity of its people . , Pumpkin dares us to say why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so . , Pumpkin is definitely a unique modern fairytale . , Pumpkin is far more offensive than it is funny , Punch-Drunk Love is never heavy-handed . , Punch-Drunk Love is never heavy-handed . The jabs it employs are short , carefully placed and dead-center . , Punch-Drunk Love is one of those films that I wanted to like much more than I actually did . , Queen Latifah , Queen Of The Damned is a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle . , Queen is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . , Queen is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects . , Quitting hits home with disorienting force . , Rabbit-Proof Fence is a quest story as grand as The Lord of the Rings , Rain is the far superior film . , Ram Dass : Fierce Grace is worth seeking out . , Rampling gives a performance that could not be improved upon . , Rampling gives a performance that could not be improved upon . ' , Read My Lips is an original . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone , Red Dragon rates as an exceptional thriller . , Red Dragon satisfies -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified cuisine and palatable presentation . , Reese rules . , Reggio still knows how to make a point with poetic imagery , Revolution # 9 proves to be a compelling , Robert Rodriguez adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking . , Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio is an astonishingly bad film . , Rocky-like , Rodrigues's beast-within metaphor is ultimately rather silly and overwrought , making the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative . , Roger Dodger is one of the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men . , Rohmer's talky films fascinate me , Rohmer fashions the sort of delicate , articulate character - and - relationship study he's favored for decades . , Rose's film , true to its source material , provides a tenacious demonstration of death as the great equalizer . , RunTelDat is something of a triumph . , Russian Ark is mesmerizing . , Russian Ark marks a cinematic milestone . , Ryan Gosling ( Murder By Numbers ) delivers a magnetic performance . , Safe Conduct is anything but languorous . It's packed to bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history . , Safe Conduct is so rich with period minutiae it's like dying and going to celluloid heaven . , Sand and Musset are worth particular attention , Sandler doesn't understand that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself . , Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic , and nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness . , Satan is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise 24\/7 . , Satin Rouge shows that the idea of women's self-actualization knows few continental divides . , Sayles ' smart wordplay and clever plot contrivances are as sharp as ever , though they may be overshadowed by some strong performances . , Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , and the characters ' quirks and foibles never jell into charm . , Scherfig tosses us a romantic scenario that is just as simplistic as a Hollywood production . , Scoob and Shag don't eat enough during the film . ' , Scorsese's best in more than a decade , Scotland , PA would be forgettable if it weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play . , Scratch is great fun , full of the kind of energy it's documenting . , Secret Ballot is a purposefully reductive movie -- which may be why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain . , Secretary is a genial romance that maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips into pop Freudianism . , Secretary stays in your head and makes you question your own firmly held positions . , Secretary takes the most unexpected material and handles it in the most unexpected way . , Sex with Strangers is a success . , Shafer and co-writer Gregory Hinton lack a strong-minded viewpoint , or a sense of humor . , Shiri is a must for genre fans . , Showtime eventually folds under its own thinness . , Showtime is nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while . Before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway . , Shrek ) , Sia lacks visual flair . , Sia lacks visual flair . But Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them . , Signs is a tribute to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project . , Signs is just another unoriginal run of the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype . , Silberling also , to a certain extent , trivializes the movie with too many nervous gags and pratfalls . , Simone , Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire , has a wickedly eccentric enchantment to it . , Skin of Man , Heart of Beast feels unusually assured . , Skins is heartfelt and achingly real . , Slap Her is a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up . , Snide and Prejudice . , Soderbergh's Solaris is a gorgeous and deceptively minimalist cinematic tone poem . , Soderbergh isn't afraid to try any genre and to do it his own way . , Son of the Bride becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained `` big moment '' will occur and not `` if . '' , Songs from the Second Floor has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and so manages to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time . , Sonny is spiked with unintentional laughter that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure . , Sorvino glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . , Sorvino glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad . , Spielberg knows how to tell us about people . , Spirit's visual imagination reminds you of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world . , Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination , Spy Kids 2 looks as if it were made by a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man . , Standing in the Shadows of Motown is cultural history of the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining . , Star Trek : Nemesis is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up -- and there's nothing to drink . , State Property doesn't end up being very inspiring or insightful . , Stealing Harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore . , Stealing Harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore . , Sterile And Lacking , Steven Shainberg's adaptation of Mary Gaitskill's harrowing short story ... is a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience . , Steven Soderbergh's space opera emerges as a numbingly dull experience . , Storytelling fails to provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket . , Storytelling is far more appealing , Storytelling never quite gets over its rather lopsided conception , Stuart Little 2 is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie . , Stuart Little 2 manages sweetness largely without stickiness . , Super Troopers suffers because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length . , Super Troopers suffers from a bad case of arrested development . , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy , Sweet Home Alabama is taking another bummer of a wrong turn . , Swimming gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S . C . , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . , Swimming gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . , Swimming takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity . , Sylvie Testud is icily brilliant . , Tadpole is very much a step in the right direction , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion . , Talk to Her is a cinephile's feast , an invitation to countless interpretations . , Tautou remains captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests , and she is backed by a likable cast . , Tavernier's film bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . , Tavernier's film bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . , The Country Bears ... should keep parents amused with its low groan-to-guffaw ratio . , The Emperor's Club turns a blind eye to the very history it pretends to teach . , The Four Feathers comes up short , The Good Girl is a refreshingly adult take on adultery ... , The Grey Zone attempts to be grandiloquent , but ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way . , The Grey Zone is honest enough to deny the possibility of hope in Auschwitz . , The Guys is a somber trip worth taking . , The Hot Chick is pretty damned funny . , The Hours doesn't connect in a neat way , but introduces characters who illuminate mysteries of sex , duty and love . , The Hours is one of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . , The Hours is one of those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . , The Hours represents two of those well spent , The Lady and the Duke represents the filmmaker's lifelong concern with formalist experimentation in cinematic art . , The Last Kiss is really all about performances . , The Piano Teacher is a daring work of genius . , The Piano Teacher is a film that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music ... , The Piano Teacher is anything but fun . , The Pinochet Case , The Powerpuff Girls is a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- aimed specifically at a grade-school audience . , The Queen of the Damned can not be said to suck , The Ring makes its stupidity more than obvious . , The Rising Place never quite justifies its own existence . , The Sum of All Fears generates little narrative momentum , and invites unflattering comparisons to other installments in the Ryan series . , The Sum of All Fears is simply a well-made and satisfying thriller . , The Transporter is riddled with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through . , The Transporter lacks Besson's perspective as a storyteller . , The Tuxedo doesn't add up to a whole lot . , The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness , The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness . , The Weight of Water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries . ' , The Weight of Water is oppressively heavy . , The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series , The Wild Thornberrys Movie makes for a surprisingly cinematic experience . , Thirteen Conversations About One Thing is a small gem . , Time Out offers an exploration that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film . , Time of Favor presents us with an action movie that actually has a brain . , Tok and O orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death . , Tosca is a real treat . , Trapped is an effective and claustrophobic thriller . , Treasure Planet is better-than-average family entertainment , Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold , Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold . , Treasure Planet maintains a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . , Treasure Planet maintains a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . However , it lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts . , Trouble Every Day is a plodding mess . , Two Towers outdoes its spectacle . , Ultimate X is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever , bogging down in a barrage of hype . , Undisputed scores a direct hit . , Unfaithful is at once intimate and universal cinema . , Villeneuve creates in Maelstrom a world where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical . , Vincent's odyssey resonates in a profound way , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir . , Vulgar is , truly and thankfully , a one-of-a-kind work . , Walt Becker's film pushes all the demographically appropriate comic buttons . , Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal . , Warm Water may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy . , Washington has a sure hand . , Washington has a sure hand . His work with actors is particularly impressive . , Welcome to Collinwood never catches fire . , Wendigo , Larry Fessenden's spooky new thriller , is a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation on several themes derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films . , Wendigo is a genuinely bone-chilling tale . , White Oleander isn't an adaptation of a novel . , White Oleander isn't an adaptation of a novel . It's a flashy , star-splashed reduction . , Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice , Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . , Wilson remains a silent , lumpish cipher , Windtalkers airs just about every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length . , Windtalkers is nothing but a sticky-sweet soap . , Windtalkers seems to have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material . , Witherspoon is just too dialed-up to be America's Sweetheart . , XXX is a blast of adrenalin , , XXX is a blast of adrenalin , rated EEE for excitement . , XXX is as conventional as a Nike ad and as rebellious as spring break . , Yellow Asphalt is an uncompromising film . , Yu clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . , Yu clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . He fails . , ` Blade II ' just doesn't cut it , ` Frankly , my dear , I don't give a damn , ' have never been more appropriate . , ` How can you charge money for this ? ' , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . , ` Lovely ! Brilliant ! ' , ` Naqoyqatsi ' is banal in its message and the choice of material to convey it . , ` Santa Clause 2 ' is wondrously creative . , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary . , ` Swept Away ' sinks . , ` Swimfan ' left me with a very bad feeling . , `` Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever '' seems as safe as a children's film . , `` Big Trouble '' is funny , harmless and as substantial as a tub of popcorn with extra butter . , `` Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . , `` Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . , `` Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . , `` MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . , `` Minority Report '' astounds . , `` Orange County '' is a refreshing change , `` Orange County '' is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . , `` Real Women Have Curves '' is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams . , `` Rollerball '' 2002 may go down in cinema history as the only movie ever in which the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. , `` They're out there ! '' , `` dead circus performer '' funny , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out , a blast of shallow magnificence that only sex , scandal , and a chorus line of dangerous damsels can deliver . , a cast of competent performers from movies , television and the theater are cast adrift in various New York City locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style . , a celebration of living , and a sobering rumination , a challenge and a punishment . , a dark little morality tale disguised as a romantic comedy . , a deadpan suspense , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them , a few too many weeping , a formula comedy redeemed by its stars , , a formula comedy redeemed by its stars , That is even lazier and far less enjoyable . , a genre movie that delivers -- in a couple of genres , no less . , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , , a hardy group of determined New Zealanders has proved its creative mettle . , a jaded critic smacks into something truly new . , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater , a little funnier , and a little more , a lot of people wasted a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential . , a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . , a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I . , a movie does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies , but permits them time and space to convince us of that all on their own . , a movie like Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever is more of an ordeal than an amusement . , a movie like Ballistic : Ecks Vs. Sever is more of an ordeal than an amusement . , a movie that deals with a real subject in an always surprising way , a perfectly realized observation of mood , behavior and intent , a question comes to mind : So why is this so boring ? , a ready-made Eurotrash cult object . , a ripping good yarn is told . , a routine crime thriller remarkable only for its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd . , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds , a second assassin shot Kennedy ? , a sense of playfulness and excitement , a smart and satisfying , a standard-issue crime drama spat out from the Tinseltown assembly line . , a stirring visual sequence like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle rouses us . If horses could fly , this is surely what they'd look like . , a sucker for a good old fashion romance and someone who shamelessly loves to eat , then Mostly Martha offers all the perfect ingredients to more than satisfy your appetite . , a volatile combination . , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails , abandoned , but still consoled by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival , about real people , that gives us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know . , absorbing film , absorbs us with the movie's spycraft and uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere , absurd , , absurd collection , accepting a 50-year-old in the role is creepy in a Michael Jackson sort of way . , accessible and funny , accessible to a chosen few , standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill , accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc . , accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. . , accurate , acerbic laughs , achingly human , action-packed chiller , actor Raymond J . Barry is perfectly creepy and believable . , actor Raymond J. Barry is perfectly creepy and believable . , adored by the movie-going public , affecting and uniquely Almodóvar , after being an object of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes , remains a complete blank , after only three films , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers , after-hours loopiness to it . , after-school special , aggressive and alive , alas , it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . , albeit a visually compelling one , , albeit half-baked , , all credibility flies out the window . , all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of , all this visual trickery stops being clever and devolves into flashy , vaguely silly overkill . , all-enveloping movie experience , all-over-the-map movie would be a lot better if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor . , almost every relationship and personality in the film yields surprises . , almost generic , almost mystical work , alone , should scare any sane person away . , along the way , , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . It must be in the genes , also like its hero , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end , although flawed , is to be commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness , although in reality they are not enough . , always fast and furious , ambition and accomplishment , ambitious , amusing , amusing , laugh-filled little gem , amusing , sad and reflective , amusing , tender and heart-wrenching , amusing and cute , amusing and unpredictable , amusing and unsettling , amusing study , an Italian superstar and aspiring directress who just happens to be her own worst enemy , an actor this uncharismatically beautiful would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` Girl in Bar # 3 . '' , an admirable achievement , an almost real-live girl , an archetypal desire to enjoy good trash every now and then . , an art form at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand as life . , an attempt is made to transplant a Hollywood star into Newfoundland's wild soil , an eye-opening tour of modern Beijing culture in a journey of rebellion , , an interesting and at times captivating take on loss and loneliness . , an issue movie that's so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one . , and , and Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry , and Egoyan tackles his themes and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion . , and Gibson , stepping in for Bruce Willis , is the perfect actor to take us on the trip . , and Maggie Gyllenhaal is a delight . , and Spike Lee's Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents . , and a great way for the American people , and a perfect example of how art -- when done right -- can help heal , , and ably captures the speech patterns , moral codes and ideals of the 1940s . , and all the Pabst Blue Ribbon beer , and always interesting , and amateurishly , and among the best films of the year . , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , , and as with all ambitious films , it has some problems . , and at times endearing , humorous , spooky , educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . , and at times uncommonly moving , and beautifully shot , and because the owners seem fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame , it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities . , and better , and both leads are up to the task . , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , and challenges its audience , and comfort , and damn the consequences , and dramatically moving , and enjoyable , and enough beauty to make it unforgettable , and entirely implausible , and even if it's nonsense , its claws dig surprisingly deep . , and even touching , and fearlessness , and finely directed , and for the memorable character creations , and funny , and genius , and gently tedious in its comedy , and gets fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage , and has managed elements such as sound and cinematography with skill , and he can't help throwing in a few of his own touches . , and he has drawn excellent performances from his cast . , and he is matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders . , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives , and ignorance , and in spite of numerous minor flaws , Scorsese's best in more than a decade . , and intelligence , and intelligent , and intense , and intermittently hilarious , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity , and irritating , and it's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know , and it's directed by ... Neil LaBute . Hmm . , and it's therapeutic to laugh along with them . , and its ample charms should win over the most hard-hearted cynics . , and its capacity to heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes , and just outright enjoyable , and keeps you guessing from first frame to last , and larded with exposition , and lots of fun , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory , and motorcycles , and no desire , and not strictly in the knowledge imparted , and not worth , and of telling a fascinating character's story , and of the thousands thereafter , and one to ponder after the credits roll , and peopled mainly by characters so unsympathetic that you're left with a sour taste in your mouth , and room noise , and rousing , and self-absorbed , and sexuality , and she is backed by a likable cast . , and should work its magic in other parts of the world , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier , and that's what makes it irresistible . , and that erasing them recasts the self , and that saves his pathos from drippiness , and that shading is what makes it worthwhile . , and that they know their roles so well , and the experience is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be ... , and the film uses humour to make its points about acceptance and growth . , and the humor and humanity that root it in feeling , and the performances of the young players are utterly convincing . , and the result is a compelling slice of awkward emotions . , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' , and the trio's absorbing narrative is a heart-wrenching showcase indeed . , and their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script , and their screen rapport makes the old story seem new . , and there's no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it . , and this is a better film than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth . , and those are reasons enough to see it . , and to her inventive director , and to the conflicted complexity of his characters , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world , and totally disorientated , and totally disorientated . , and undoubtedly delighted , and unforgettable characters , and we might resent it sometimes , and will , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come . , and yet at the end , and yet it has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer . , and you'll be glad you went along for the ride . , and you'll be taking a risk if you choose to see it . , anger , greed , jealousy , sickness and love , annoying , heavy-handed , another gross-out college comedy -- ugh . , any John Waters movie has it beat by a country mile . , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this , apparently nobody here bothered to check it twice . , aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment . , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck '' into a sentence . , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence . , are at least interesting . , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it , around the halfway mark it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance . , arrive stillborn , artfully crafted meditation on mortality . , artificial , ill-constructed and fatally overlong , artificial and opaque , artistic and muted , almost to the point of suffocation . , as Blood Work proves , that was a long , long time ago . , as Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin , as a visual treat , the film is almost unsurpassed . , as a writer , Mr . Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . , as an older woman who seduces Oscar , the film founders on its lack of empathy for the social milieu - rich New York intelligentsia - and its off , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play , as bouncy animation and catchy songs escort you through the entire 85 minutes , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time , as if it were an extended short , albeit one made by the smartest kids in class . , as in Ratcatcher , remains a filmmaker with an acid viewpoint and a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid . , as much as it is for Angelique , the ( opening ) dance guarantees Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women . , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy , as usual , , as usual , brilliant , as visually dexterous as it is at times imaginatively overwhelming . , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , seems inconceivable , assuming that ... the air-conditioning in the theater is working properly . , assured of the wrong things , and scared to admit how much they may really need the company of others , astonish and entertain , astringent , darkly funny , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself , at last count , numbered 52 different versions , at least he provides a strong itch to explore more , at least he provides a strong itch to explore more . , at least terribly monotonous , at least the title of this film lets you know exactly where it's heading . , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time , at times , preposterous ) , at times confusing , , at times sublime , , at times sublime , visuals , authentic and dark . , avarice and damaged dreams , awe-inspiring visual poetry , bad , bad movie , bad movie , badly cobbled look , bald , banter-filled comedy , barely begins to describe the plot and its complications . , baroque beauty , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema , beautiful film , beautiful people , beautiful scene , beautifully costumed , beautifully produced film , beautifully realized , because it thinks the gamble is worth the promise , because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , twice as powerful , being about nothing is sometimes funnier than being about something , believe it or not , immensely entertaining , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out , beloved genres , besides its terrific performances , is Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching . , best known for the superfluous Notting Hill , better look elsewhere . , beyond the astute direction of Cardoso and beautifully detailed performances by all of the actors , is a note of defiance over social dictates . , big-hearted and frequently , big-hearted and frequently funny thrill , bile , and irony , biting and witty feature , bitter black comedy . , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory , bliss-less work , bloody and mean , bombastic and ultimately empty World War II action , bordering on offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid . , boredom never takes hold . , both in terms of style and ethnicity , prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time , brain-deadening hangover , brash , sardonic , completely joyful , brash and mainly unfunny , bravery , political intrigue , breath-taking mess , brilliant and macabre , brimming with coltish , neurotic energy , holds the screen like a true star . , brisk delight , broad comedy , brooding and slow , brooding character study , brutal and strangely soulful movie . , brutally clueless , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with , but , more to the point , the issues are subtly presented , managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness . , but Abbas infuses the role with an unimpeachable core of emotional truth . , but Australian director John Polson , making his American feature debut , jazzes it up adroitly . , but Bishop and Stevenson are standouts . , but Family Fundamentals displays a rare gift for unflinching impartiality . , but I believe a movie can be mindless without being the peak of all things insipid , but I believe a movie can be mindless without being the peak of all things insipid . , but I cried , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film , but I cried , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film . , but I had a pretty good time with this movie - despite its myriad flaws . , but I suspect it might deliver again and again , but I suspect it might deliver again and again . , but I was surprised at how quickly it faded from my memory . , but Kinnear's performance is razor sharp . , but LaBute pulls off a neater trick in Possession , but Miss Wonton floats beyond reality with a certain degree of wit and dignity , but Miss Wonton floats beyond reality with a certain degree of wit and dignity . , but Morvern Callar grows less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start . , but Seldahl and Wollter's sterling performances raise this far above the level of the usual maudlin disease movie . , but Sweet Home Alabama hits the mark with critics who escaped from a small town life . , but The Bourne Identity proves that a fresh take is always possible . , but Time Out is better . It's haunting . , but a lively script , sharp acting and partially animated interludes make Just a Kiss seem minty fresh . , but also intriguing and honorable , , but also more than anything else slight ... Tadpole pulls back from the consequences of its own actions and revelations . , but also soon forgotten , but also surprisingly funny , but also to show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte , but as the film proves , that's not always a bad thing . , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . , but at this level of manic whimsy , it is just about right . , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment , but because of the startling intimacy , but certainly to people with a curiosity about , but director Carl Franklin adds enough flourishes and freak-outs to make it entertaining , but director Carl Franklin adds enough flourishes and freak-outs to make it entertaining . , but entertaining enough at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different . , but far more witty , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit , but forgettable , but fun . , but he appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes . , but his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , and that saves his pathos from drippiness . , but his words and images don't have to add up to mesmerize you . , but how long will filmmakers copy the '' Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right the first time ? , but how long will filmmakers copy the `` Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right the first time ? , but if you liked the previous movies in the series , you'll have a good time with this one too . , but is relatively slow to come to the point . , but it's a compelling story , mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there . , but it's a sincere mess , but it's also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time , but it's also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time . , but it's assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation . , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , but it's definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances . , but it's done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit . , but it's easily his finest American film ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films , but it's easily his finest American film ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films . , but it's extremely well played and often very funny . , but it's great cinematic polemic , but it's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat . , but it's not without style , but it's still pretty tasty . , but it's the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards , but it's the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards . , but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us : It preaches . , but it also has humor and heart and very talented young actors , but it at least calls attention to a problem Hollywood too long has ignored . , but it doesn't go too much further . , but it doesn't have the same magical quality as the beginning of the story . , but it doesn't really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions . , but it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time . , but it has clearly been made with affection and care . , but it has just enough spice to keep it interesting . , but it held my interest from start to finish . , but it introduces viewers to a good charitable enterprise and some interesting real people , but it introduces viewers to a good charitable enterprise and some interesting real people . , but it is a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs . , but it is a refreshingly forthright one , but it is a refreshingly forthright one . , but it isn't as quirky as it thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited , but it isn't as quirky as it thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited . , but it is surely no classic , like the novel upon which it is based . , but it jumps through the expected hoops with style and even some depth . , but it moves fast enough to cover its clunky dialogue and lapses in logic . , but it otherwise drowns in a sea of visual and verbal clichés . , but it wears its B-movie heritage like a badge of honor . , but it works under the direction of Kevin Reynolds . , but it would be a lot better if it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories , but it would be a lot better if it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories . , but its boasts a huge charm factor and smacks of originality . , but its macabre , self-deprecating sense of humor makes up for a lot . , but its not very informative about its titular character and no more challenging than your average television biopic , but its pleasures are still plentiful . , but never showy , , but not all that good , but not all that good . , but not compelling , but not compelling . , but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust , but not necessarily with us , but odd , but on the inspired performance of Tim Allen , but one that many more people should check out , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible , but overall limp , , but rather by emphasizing the characters , but rather delivers a performance of striking skill and depth , but slow , but solidly entertaining , but spiced with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially between Morgan and Redgrave , but thanks to some lovely comedic moments and several fine performances , but thanks to the gorgeous locales and exceptional lead performances , but the average is higher than in Mary and most other recent comedies . , but the code-talk will fly right over everyone's head , but the execution is lackluster at best . , but the film conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books , but the film conjures the magic of author J.K. Rowling's books , but the film conjures the magic of author J.K. Rowling's books . , but the miracle of Shainberg's film is that it truly is romance , but the uninspired scripts , acting and direction never rise above the level of an after-school TV special . , but then fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . , but there's no mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself . , but these are performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece . , but they'll register strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor . , but they're each interesting . , but they bring a fresh , quirky charm to the formula . , but this is one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem . , but this is still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer . , but those who loved Cool as Ice have at last found a worthy follow-up . , but three times in this animated sweet film , but through the perverse pleasure of watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel , but to diminishing effect , but to his legend , but to moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers , but together they are magnificent . , but viewers willing to take a chance will be rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances . , but wanes in the middle , but we root for the patronized Iranian lad , but what art direction ! , but what really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons , but when it's good , it's good and horrid . , but why bother if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera , but with his affection for Astoria and its people he has given his tale a warm glow . , but with material this rich it doesn't need it , but with restraint , but worth seeing for Ambrose's performance . , but you will laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all . , but you will quickly recognize him . And that's a big part of why we go to the movies . , but your ego , by all means enjoy The New Guy , by more objective measurements it's still quite bad . , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater , by the time the bloody climax arrives we still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another . , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails , by-the-numbers effort by Washington . It won't rock any boats but is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking . , can charm the paint off the wall ... , can not overcome blah characters , can prevent its tragic waste of life , captivating film , captures a life interestingly lived , caring , caring , warm . , carries a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff . , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity , challenges the brain , character and comedy bits , character development -- and more importantly , character empathy -- is at the heart of Italian for Beginners . , character-driven comedy , character-oriented piece , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence , charismatic and tragically , charming , charming and quirky , charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists . , charming tale , children deserve better than Pokemon 4Ever . , chilling and heart-warming , civility and compassion , clarity and emotional , clarity matters , both in breaking codes and making movies . Enigma lacks it . , claustrophobic , clearly , great fun , clever , cliche-bound epic-horror yarn , cliche-ridden , cliched , cliched and clunky , clumsily staged violence overshadows everything , including most of the actors . , clumsily used visual tricks and self-indulgent actor moments . , cocky energy , his passion and class consciousness ; we need his shticks , colorful , action-filled crime story , colorful , semimusical , colorful characters , colour and cringe , combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture , comedy and romance , comedy-deficient , B-movie , comfortable , comforting jar , committed performances , common sense flies out the window , along with the hail of bullets , none of which ever seem to hit Sascha . , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir , compassionate drama , compelling , compelling story , completely joyful , composed delivery , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom , compressed characterisations and for its profound humanity , compromised and sad , compulsive life , condescending and mild , confident , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually , confused , and totally disorientated , confusing spectacle , consider taking a child younger than middle school age to this wallow in crude humor . , considering her inexperience and her subject matter , considering that Baird is a former film editor , the movie is rather choppy . , consistently funny . , consistently funny . And educational ! , contemplative , and sublimely beautiful . , contemplative film , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible , contrived plotting , stereotyped characters and Woo's over-the-top instincts as a director undermine the moral dilemma at the movie's heart . , contrived sequels , conventional , well-acted tale , convincing , convincing dialogue , convoluted , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances , coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . . , courage and dedication , creamy depth , and ultimate theme , creativity , and fearlessness , creator of Adaptation and Being John Malkovich , credible , credible compassion , credible performances , credit for trying , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . , crisp storytelling , crowd-pleasing goals , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy . , cry and realize , , cry and realize , ` It's never too late to believe in your dreams . ' , cultivation and devotion , cultural backgrounds and rhythmic ability want to get up and dance . , cynical , dainty psychological terror on the outside with a creamy filling of familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy . , damaged characters , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual , dark beauty , darkly funny , darkly funny dance , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope , dazzling , deceit and murder , decisive moments , deeply absorbing , deeply absorbing piece , deeply emotional eyes shine through this bogus veneer ... , deeply felt , deeply felt and masterfully stylized , , deeply thought-provoking look , deeply unsettling experience , deftly setting off uproarious humor with an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated . , delicate treatment , delicately performed , delicious , delivers the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride . , delivery and payoff , delusional man , desiccated talent , despite a definitely distinctive screen presence , just isn't able to muster for a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier if it wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts , despite downplaying her good looks , carries a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff . , despite many talky , slow scenes , despite many talky , slow scenes . But something seems to be missing . A sense of real magic , despite several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes , , despite the gratuitous cinematic distractions impressed upon it , is still good fun . , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste , determined , did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history ? , difficult and sad , director Anne-Sophie Birot's first feature is a sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted drama . , director Carlos Carrera expertly weaves this novelistic story of entangled interrelationships and complex morality . , director Chris Columbus takes a hat-in-hand approach to Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours . , director Fisher Stevens inexplicably dips key moments from the film in Waking Life water colors . , director Jackson strikes a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale and action\/effects on the spectacular scale . , director Robert J. Siegel allows the characters to inhabit their world without cleaving to a narrative arc . , director Roger Kumble seems to have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags . , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers , directors Dean Deblois and Chris Sanders valiantly keep punching up the mix . , disarming , and just outright enjoyable , discerning taste , discontent , and yearning , dishonest , dishonorable history , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations . , disjointed mess , distracted audience , divertida y demencial que su predecesora , , diverting , conventional , well-acted tale , diverting fluff , don't bother . , don't settle for this Imposter . , do we have that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept ? , doddering , misogynistic boy , does not work . , doing its namesake proud , dopey old , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action , dramatic treatment , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot , dramatically satisfying heroine , dramatized PBS program , dreamlike visuals , drugs and show-tunes plot , dry , dull . , dull `` cyber-horror '' flick , dull procession , dull thriller , dumb , dumb , happy , dumb action movie , dumb and derivative horror , dumbfoundingly , mind-numbingly bad . , duty and friendship , dysfunctional and destructive , earnest , intimate film , earnest and -- sadly -- dull , easily forgettable film . , easily one of the best films of the year , easily rivaling Blair Witch or The Others , easily substitutable , economical movie , edgy , educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . , effective , effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding , elliptical film , eloquence , spiritual challenge , eloquent film , elusive , yet inexplicably , embarrassing movie , emotional , Rocky-like , emotionally devastating piece , emotionally honest , empathetic performances , empathy and pity fogging up the screen ... His Secret Life enters the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles . , empty sub-music video style , endearing , endearing , masterful , ends on the protagonist's death bed and doesn't get much livelier in the three hours in between . , energetic and original , energetic and smart , energetic and sweetly whimsical , energetic music , , energy and geniality to please not only the fanatical adherents on either side , but also people who know nothing about the subject and think they're not interested . , engaging film . , engrossing and psychologically resonant , enrapturing , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment , entertaining comedy , entertaining period drama ... both Caine and Fraser have their moments . , entertaining thriller , enveloping affection , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual , er , bubbly , erratic dramedy , especially for aging hippies ( this one included ) , especially with the weak payoff , even after the most awful acts are committed , is an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream . , even delectable , even in all its director's cut glory , he's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , , even the funniest idea isn't funny . , even though it rips off many of its ideas , even-flowing tone , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . , every bit as imperious as Katzenberg's The Prince of Egypt from 1998 . , every blighter in this particular South London housing project digs into dysfunction like it's a big , comforting jar of Marmite , to be slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness . , every idea in this film is flushed down the latrine of heroism . , every once in a while a film arrives from the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel . , every shot enhances the excellent performances , everything else about the film tanks . , evocative , evokes shame among all who are party to it and even promotes understanding , evoking memories of Day of the Jackal , The French Connection , and Heat . , exactly , is fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze , except for the annoying demeanour of its lead character . , except gently and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes , except that it seems to take itself far more seriously . , except to show fisticuffs in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed , excruciatingly tedious , exhilarating , exhilaratingly tasteless . , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant , exquisitely modulated psychological thriller . , extra heavy-duty ropes would be needed to keep it from floating away . , extraordinarily well-acted , exuberant , exuberantly irreverent animated space adventure . , familiar and predictable , family and affection , far more meaningful story , fat , dumb , feasting on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland , featherweight charm , featuring an Oscar-worthy performance by Julianne Moore . , featuring reams of flatly delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted . , feel-good film , feels clumsy and convoluted , fetishistic violence , few films have been this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant . , fiery passion , film has little insight into the historical period and its artists , particularly in how Sand developed a notorious reputation . , find an escape clause and avoid seeing this trite , predictable rehash . , fine music never heard , fireballs and revenge , first by passion , first-class , natural acting and a look at `` the real Americans '' make this a charmer . , first-time director Denzel Washington and a top-notch cast manage to keep things interesting . , fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . , fitfully amusing , but ultimately so weightless that a decent draft in the auditorium might blow it off the screen . , fits the bill perfectly , flashbulbs , blaring brass and back-stabbing babes , flashy , overlong soap opera . , flat and boring , flat dialogue , flat drama , flawed humanity , flawless film , ( Wang ) emerges in the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers . , flee . , flip and terribly hip bit of cinematic entertainment . , folks , it doesn't work . , food-for-thought cinema , for a movie that tries to be smart , it's kinda dumb . , for a movie that tries to be smart , it's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting ? , for everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids , for its eccentric , accident-prone characters , and for the crazy things that keep people going in this crazy life , for one reason or another , Crush turns into a dire drama partway through . , for that matter , Shrek ) , for the most part , credible , for the most part , it avoids the stupid cliches and formulaic potholes that befall its brethren . , for those with at least a minimal appreciation of Woolf and Clarissa Dalloway , The Hours represents two of those well spent , formulaic mix , four-star movie , freaky and funny , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 , freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class . , freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class ... Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . , frightening war scenes , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner , from the incongruous but chemically , from the kind of reporting that is done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks , fulfills one facet of its mission in making me want to find out whether , in this case , that's true , full of mirth that should charm all but the most cynical , full of strength , warmth and vitality . , full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , , full-throated humor , fun , curiously adolescent movie , fun , popcorn movies , fun cheese puff , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . , funnier . , funny , funny , and even touching , funny , even punny 6 , funny , highly enjoyable , funny , rather chaotic , funny and beautifully , funny and entertaining , funny and good-natured , funny and poignant , funny and touching , funny and ultimately sobering film , funny humor , funny humor make '' '' , future Lizard endeavors will need to adhere more closely to the laws of laughter , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public , generosity and diplomacy , generous and subversive artworks , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty , genuine , genuine characters , get ready to take off ... the other direction . , gets a nice wintry look from his locations , absorbs us with the movie's spycraft and uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere , getting there is not even half the interest . , ghastly , giggly little story , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling , giving a tight , focused performance illuminated by shards of feeling , glaring and unforgettable . , glib charm , good action , , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good cinematography . , good cinematography . , good dialogue , good gosh , will you be shocked . , good pace , good-humored ethnic comedy , gorgeous , mind-blowing , breath-taking mess , gorgeous , sprawling swashbuckler , gorgeously shot and beautifully , graceless , hackneyed , great fun , great to look at , great to look at , and funny , gritty , sometimes funny , groan and hiss , gut-clutching piece , guts and crazy beasts stalking men with guns though ... you will likely enjoy this monster . , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic , haphazard script , haphazard theatrical release , happily , , happily , a victim of none , happy , hard-hitting documentary . , harmless diversion and little else . , has solid acting and a neat premise , has stopped challenging himself , hastily , emptily , haunting film , having created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast , , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . , having survived , , he'd sure make a courtroom trial great fun to watch . , he'll get the girl , he's a charismatic charmer likely to seduce and conquer . , he's really bad , he's unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle . , he can not overcome the sense that Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities . , he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift . , he has at least one more story to tell : his own . , he has no clue about making a movie , he insists on the importance of those moments when people can connect and express their love for each other , he is always sympathetic . , he loses the richness of characterization that makes his films so memorable , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy . , he might have been tempted to change his landmark poem to , ` Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Theatre . ' , he showcases Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy , he staggers in terms of story . , he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long , he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . , headbangingly noisy . , heart-felt drama , heart-stopping recipe , heartbeat-like , heartbreaking , and filmed in a natural , unforced style that makes its characters seem entirely convincing even when its script is not . , heartfelt , heartfelt , mesmerizing King Lear , heartfelt family drama . , heartrending look at the divide between religious fundamentalists and their gay relatives . It's also heavy-handed and devotes too much time to bigoted views . , heartwarming digitally animated feature film with plenty of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone . , heartwarming film , heartwarming yarn , held together by skilled ensemble actors . , her creepy Egyptian demigod voice is as computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music . , her movie is really bad . , here's a fun one . , here's one for you . , here comes the first lousy Guy Ritchie imitation . , here the comedian hides behind obviously constructed routines . , high literary aspirations and stunning acting , high-adrenaline documentary . , high-spirited musical , highly enjoyable , hilarious , hilariously wicked black comedy ... , hire a real director and good writers for the next installment , please . , his approach to storytelling might be called Iranian . , his directorial touch is neither light nor magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy . , his distance from the material is mostly admirable . , his increasing weariness as much existential , his little changes ring hollow , his most personal work yet , his most personal work yet . , his story flattens instead of sharpens . , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence , holds the screen like a true star . , hole-ridden plotting , hollow exercise , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama , honest performance , hope and charity , hopeful and always fun , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history , hopefully , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . , horrifying documents of lynchings , still photographs and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all , however , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . , however , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea . , however , Robert Rodriguez adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking . , however , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . , however , is original , however , is the edge of wild , lunatic invention that we associate with Cage's best acting , however , manages just to be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance . , however , the film comes perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good . , however ambitious and well-intentioned , , however entertainingly presented , , human moments , humor and snappy dialogue , humorless and under-inspired , humorless soap opera , humorous , illuminating study , humorous , spooky , educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . , hypocritical , i . e . Peploe's , it's simply unbearable , i.e. Peploe's , it's simply unbearable , iconic characters gambol fluidly through the story , with charming results . , if a bit draggy at times , if disingenuous , , if good-hearted , movie . , if irritating , , if it only had a brain , if it only had a brain . , if least widely recognized , , if not memorable , are at least interesting . , if not very imaginative , , if somewhat heavy-handed , , if the picture also shares the weaknesses of both genres , more , if ultimately not quite satisfying , if uneven , , if you're a connoisseur of psychological horror , this is your ticket . , if you don't know anything about Derrida when you walk into the theater , you won't know much more when you leave . , ill-constructed and fatally overlong , illuminating study , imagination and insight , imaginative , imaginative filmmaking , imaginative kid's movie , implausible , importantly , entertaining , in a better movie , you might not have noticed . , in a gauzy , dithering way , in an irresistible junior-high way , , in an off-kilter , dark , vaguely disturbing way . , in his first film , set himself a task he is not nearly up to , in his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance , grounds even the softest moments in the angry revolt of his wit , in its quiet , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual , in itself , is extraordinary . , in many ways , an admirable achievement , in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile , in short , isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic , in spite of clearly evident poverty and hardship , bring to their music , in the course of reviewing art-house obscurities and slam-bam action flicks , a jaded critic smacks into something truly new . , in the hands of a brutally honest individual like Prophet Jack , , in the hands of a brutally honest individual like Prophet Jack , might have made a point or two regarding life , in the history of the Academy , people may be wondering what all that jazz was about `` Chicago '' in 2002 . , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal , inane images keep popping past your head , incandescent tones and stupendous performances , incoherence and sub-sophomoric , incoherent , incoherent , instantly disposable , incoherent , self-indulgent mess , incomprehensible , vicious and absurd , inconsistent , dishonest , indeed almost never , is such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema . , indescribably bad , indescribably bad movie , indie trick , indulgent and pretentious , inescapably gorgeous , , inexplicable and unpleasant , infantile , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , , inflammatory film , ingenious , inner-city autistic , innocuous and unremarkable , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions , insensitive , insensitive people who take turns hurting each other . , insight and humor , insightful and beautifully rendered film . , insightful and beautifully rendered film . One of the best of the year . , insightful and entertaining , insightfully human , insistently humanizing , inspirational drama , inspiring , instantly disposable , insulting , or childish , intellectually and logistically a mess . , intelligence and verve , intelligent , intelligent , and humanly funny film . , intelligent , romantic and rapturous , intelligent entertainment , intelligent eyes , intelligent film , intelligent psychological drama . , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures , interest can not be revived . , interesting and confirming , interesting as a documentary -- but not very Imaxy . , interesting failure , interestingly told film . , intermittently powerful study , intimate and intelligent , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . , intimate film , intricate magic , intriguing , introspective and entertaining , inventive and impressive , inventive and refreshingly unusual , inventive photography and cutting , and wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery , involving Aragorn's dreams of Arwen , this is even better than The Fellowship . , involving Aragorn's dreams of Arwen , this is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . , ironically , it becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against , irrational , long-suffering but cruel , irredeemably awful . , irresponsible , is a note of defiance over social dictates . , is a temporal inquiry that shoulders its philosophical burden lightly . , is a treat . , is both funny and irritating , is extraordinary . , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence , is fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze , is funny and looks professional . , is insufficiently enlightening and inviting , isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is , is nothing new , is of overwhelming waste , is often as fun to watch as a good spaghetti western . , is original , is painterly . , is pleasant , diverting and modest -- definitely a step in the right direction . , is repellantly out of control . , is something of a stiff -- an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes . , is still good fun . , is such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema . , is that it has none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies . , is the edge of wild , lunatic invention that we associate with Cage's best acting , is the one established by Warner Bros . giant Chuck Jones , who died a matter of weeks before the movie's release . , is this an invigorating , electric movie . , is weirdly sympathetic to both and manages to be tender and darkly comic , is wry and engrossing . , it'll only put you to sleep . , it'll probably be in video stores by Christmas , and it might just be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies . , it's '' Waking up in Reno . '' Go back to sleep . , it's ... like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror . , it's Black Hawk Down with more heart . , it's Black Hawk Down with more heart . At its worst , it's Rambo - meets-John Ford . , it's John Turturro , who's simply fab as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish . , it's Kidman who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers . , it's a bargain-basement European pickup . , it's a bargain-basement European pickup . What's hard to understand is why anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there , it's a beaut . , it's a conundrum not worth solving . , it's a daring if overlong examination of an idolized culture , self-loathing and sexual politics . , it's a far more thoughtful film than any slice of Hugh Grant whimsy . , it's a film that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship . , it's a howler . , it's a humorless , disjointed mess . , it's a lyrical endeavour . , it's a movie that emphasizes style over character and substance , it's a nice departure from standard moviegoing fare . , it's a pale imitation , it's a pale imitation . , it's a period romance that suffers from an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum . , it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities , it's a pretty good execution of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own . , it's a pretty listless collection of kid-movie clichés . , it's a pretty mediocre family film . , it's a rather listless amble down the middle of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug . , it's a real shame that so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess . , it's a sitcom without the snap-crackle . , it's a taunt - a call for justice for two crimes from which many of us have not yet recovered . , it's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message , it's a very very strong `` B + . '' , it's a wacky and inspired little film that works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs . , it's a work of enthralling drama , it's a work of incendiary genius , steering clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions . , it's alarmingly current . , it's all bad . , it's all surprisingly predictable . , it's almost impossible not to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images . , it's also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , I might add -- slice of comedic bliss . , it's also cold , grey , antiseptic and emotionally desiccated . , it's also extremely effective . , it's also full of sharp , smart satire . , it's also generic , untidy , condescending and mild of impact rather than stunning , it's also not very good . Especially compared with the television series that inspired the movie . , it's also rarely coherent . , it's also somewhat clumsy . , it's also uninspired , lacking the real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires . , it's an adventure story and history lesson all in one . , it's an eye-opener . , it's an intriguing look at two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do . , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation . , it's an unhappy situation all around . , it's an unpretentious , sociologically pointed slice of life . , it's as good as you remember . , it's as good as you remember . In fact , even better . , it's awfully entertaining to watch . , it's badder than bad . , it's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair , it's better than one might expect when you look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role . , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile , it's clear that All About the Benjamins is a totally formulaic movie . , it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him , it's contrived and predictable , it's disastrous , it's energetic and satisfying if not deep and psychological . , it's enough to make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective . , it's exploitive without being insightful . , it's extreme , all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . Extremely boring . , it's far from being this generation's Animal House . , it's far too slight and introspective to appeal to anything wider than a niche audience . , it's full of throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and a determined TV amiability that Allen personifies . , it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun , it's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . , it's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . But they fascinate in their recklessness . , it's hard to shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film . , it's icky . , it's just another sports drama\/character study . , it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! C'mon ! , it's just as wonderful on the big screen . , it's just grating , it's just not scary , it's just one that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar . , it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . , it's kinda dumb . , it's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting ? , it's mission accomplished , it's movies about college that are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam . , it's no classic , it's not a very good movie in any objective sense , it's not as pathetic as The Animal . , it's not half-bad . , it's not nearly as good as any of its influences . , it's not silly fun unless you enjoy really bad movies . , it's not too bad . , it's not too bad . It's worth taking the kids to . , it's not very good either . , it's not very interesting . , it's nowhere near as good as the original . , it's often overwritten , with a surfeit of weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past and roads not taken . , it's one of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen . , it's one of the worst of the entire franchise . , it's only a matter of time before he gets the upper hand in matters of the heart . , it's only because we would expect nothing less from this bunch . , it's perfect . , it's perfect . It's also the year's sweetest movie . , it's pleasant enough , it's pleasant enough and its ecological , pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome . , it's pretty but dumb . , it's pretty stupid . , it's pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . But there's plenty to offend everyone ... , it's probably not accurate to call it a movie , it's quite fun in places , it's quite fun in places . , it's really little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and deadeningly drawn-out . , it's really unclear why this project was undertaken , it's refreshing to see a cartoon that knows what it is , and knows the form's history . , it's significant without being overstated . , it's slow and unwieldy and takes a long time to reach its destination . , it's still a good yarn -- which is nothing to sneeze at these days . , it's still a guilty pleasure to watch . , it's still a mistake to go see it . , it's still a rollicking good time for the most part , it's still a sweet , even delectable diversion . , it's still a worthy addition to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation . , it's still entertaining to watch the target practice . , it's still not a good movie , it's still tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points . , it's still unusually crafty and intelligent for Hollywood horror . , it's tempting to jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller . , it's thanks to Huston's revelatory performance . , it's the CliffsNotes with pages missing . , it's the best sequel since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth . , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat , it's the very definition of epic adventure . , it's the worst movie I've seen this summer , it's too long and unfocused , it's too long and unfocused . , it's waltzed itself into the art film pantheon . , it's worth checking out for the performances alone . , it actually hurts to watch . , it ain't half-bad . , it already has one strike against it . , it also has plenty for those ( like me ) who aren't . , it also leaves you intriguingly contemplative . , it also represents glossy Hollywood at its laziest . , it barely gives one pause when considering some of the other dreck out there right now . , it becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against , it can be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing , it can easily worm its way into your heart . ' , it can seem tiresomely simpleminded . , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . , it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . , it comes off as only occasionally satirical and never fresh . , it comes to life in the performances . , it contains Jesse Ventura's best work since the XFL . , it contains almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and no more . , it could be a lot better if it were , well , more adventurous . , it could have been a thinking man's monster movie , it covers just about every cliche in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz . , it created whole new levels of ugly . , it delivers the same message as Jiri Menzel's Closely Watched Trains and Danis Tanovic's No Man's Land . , it demands repeated viewings . , it demonstrates that Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken . , it deserved all the hearts it won -- and wins still , 20 years later . , it deserves a wide audience . , it dives into soapy bathos . , it does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds , it does a disservice to the audience and to the genre . , it does give exposure to some talented performers , it does go on forever . , it doesn't disappoint . , it doesn't even seem like she tried . , it doesn't work . , it does not achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you . , it does so without compromising that complexity . , it drags , it drowns out the lousy dialogue . , it ends up being , like ( Seinfeld's ) revered TV show , about pretty much nothing . , it eventually culminates in the not-exactly - stunning insight that crime doesn't pay , it eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful . , it fails the most basic relevancy test as well . , it fails to lend the characters ' individual stories enough dramatic resonance to make us care about them . , it feels more forced than usual . , it feels painfully redundant and inauthentic . , it finds a new way to surprise and amuse . , it finds a nice rhythm . , it finds humor in the foibles of human behavior , , it finds humor in the foibles of human behavior , and it's a welcome return to the roots of a genre that should depend on surprises . , it gets the job done -- a sleepy afternoon rental . , it gets to you . , it has a genuine dramatic impact , it has a more colorful , more playful tone than his other films . , it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) . , it has considerable charm . , it has no sense of humor , it has said plenty about how show business has infiltrated every corner of society -- and not always for the better . , it has some problems , it has some problems . , it has some special qualities and the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance . , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects . , it irrigates our souls . , it is a failure , it is a failure . , it is a great film . , it is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while . , it is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while . , it is also elevated by it -- the kind of movie that you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out . , it is an engaging nostalgia piece . , it is as seductive as it is haunting . , it is clearly a good thing . , it is impossible not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times . , it is just about right , it is kind of enjoyable thanks mainly to Belushi's easy-going likableness . , it is more likely to induce sleep than fright . , it isn't a comparison to reality so much as it is a commentary about our knowledge of films . , it isn't much fun , it isn't much fun . , it is nonetheless -- and likely inadvertently -- a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role that U.S. foreign policy has played in the rise of Castro . , it is not enough to give the film the substance it so desperately needs . , it is only mildly amusing when it could have been so much more , it is quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film . , it is still ultimately very satisfying . , it is still ultimately very satisfying . Think of it as a sort of comfort food for the mind . , it is twice as bestial but half as funny . , it is worth searching out . , it just gets stupid and maudlin . , it just seems like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it . , it just sits there like a side dish no one ordered . , it lacks grandeur , it lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts . , it loses steam towards the middle and never really develops beyond attacking obvious target . , it makes me wonder if Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work . , it makes up for with a great , fiery passion . , it manages to instruct without reeking of research library dust . , it manages to maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in . , it marks the outstanding feature debut of writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy . , it may be because teens are looking for something to make them laugh . , it may just scare the pants off you . , it may rate as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season . , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts . , it might just be the movie you're looking for , it might just be the movie you're looking for . , it misses a major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche . , it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' , it must be said that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees . , it must have read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame . ' , it never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash . , it never seems fresh and vital . It never plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people . It labours as storytelling . , it never took off and always seemed static . , it offends by just being wishy-washy , it offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us , it offers gorgeous imagery , effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding . , it offers hope , it offers much to absorb and even more to think about after the final frame . , it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , it probably would look a lot like this alarming production , adapted from Anne Rice's novel The Vampire Chronicles . , it projects the same lazy affability as its nominal star , David Arquette . , it puts far more polished documentaries to shame . , it really won my heart , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end , it remains depressingly prosaic and dull , it revigorates the mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway . , it rises in its courageousness , and comedic employment . , it runs for 170 , it seems to lack substance , it seems to lack substance . , it serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history , and would make a terrific 10th-grade learning tool . , it should pay reparations to viewers . , it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma . , it sounds like a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy . , it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast , it still comes off as a touching , transcendent love story . , it still cuts all the way down to broken bone . , it still feels somewhat unfinished . , it still manages to string together enough charming moments to work . , it still seems endless . , it still works , it still works . , it succeeds . , it succeeds as a powerful look at a failure of our justice system . , it successfully showcases the passions of both the director and novelist Byatt . , it suffers from the awkwardness that results from adhering to the messiness of true stories . , it surprised me how much pleasure I had watching McGrath's version . , it takes us on a roller-coaster ride from innocence to experience without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality . , it takes what worked last time , repeats it and adds more characters , more stunts , more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness . , it taps into genuine artistic befuddlement , and at the same time presents a scathing indictment of what drives Hollywood . , it tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation . , it tends to speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , circumstantial evidence , it throws you for a loop . , it traps audiences in a series of relentlessly nasty situations that we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at . , it ultimately comes off as a pale successor . , it ultimately delivers , it uses very little dialogue , making it relatively effortless to read and follow the action at the same time . , it wears out its welcome as tryingly as the title character . , it will be well worth your time . , it will never hold a candle to the original , it will probably be a talky bore . , it will remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking . , it wins you over , it wins you over . , it works beautifully as a movie without sacrificing the integrity of the opera . , it would be a page-turner , it would be rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest . , it would fail and perhaps explode , it would fit Chan like a $ 99 bargain-basement special . , it would gobble in Dolby Digital stereo . , it would have been better off dead . , it would have been groundbreaking . , it would have been groundbreaking . Now it's just tired . , it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head , it would still be beyond comprehension , its ambitions are equally -- and admirably -- uncommercial . , its apparent glee is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded . , its brain is a little scattered -- ditsy , even . , its characters all the more touching for refusing to pity or memorialize themselves . , its curmudgeon doesn't quite make the cut of being placed on any list of favorites . , its determined stylishness , its hard to imagine having more fun watching a documentary ... , its power is undercut by its own head-banging obviousness . , its quintet of writers could still use some more schooling . , its ribald humor and touching nostalgia are sure to please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium . , its shortness disappoints , its soap-opera morality tales have the antiseptic , preprogrammed feel of an after-school special . , its story was making no sense at all , its through-line of family and community is heartening in the same way that each season marks a new start . , its true colors come out in various wet T-shirt and shower scenes . , its unintentional parallels might inadvertently evoke memories and emotions which are anything but humorous . , its vistas are incredibly beautiful to look at . , ivans xtc . is a mess . , jovial team , joyous celebration , joyous romp of a film . , just for them , just isn't able to muster for a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier if it wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts , just stuff . Watching Scarlet Diva , one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead , we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy , kid-friendly outing , kids will go happily along for the ride . , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy , kinky fun , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive , lackadaisical charm , lacks Fellowship's heart , lame screenplay , lame-old slasher nonsense , landmark movie , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser , laugh-filled little gem , laughably predictable wail pitched to the cadence of a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry . , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , , leaning on badly-rendered CGI effects . , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come , lecherous , led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel , his wife , less , less a movie-movie than a funny and weird meditation on Hollywood , success , artistic integrity and intellectual bankruptcy . , let alone conscious of each other's existence . , let alone funny , letting its imagery speak for it while it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be . , liberated from the constraints of formula , , life-affirming moments , life-affirming script , lifeless , lifeless , and amateurishly , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious , light modern day family parable , light treat , lightweight and bizarrely original , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn , like Bartleby , is something of a stiff -- an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes . , like Beatrice , has a watchful affection for the monster . , like Beau Travil and Nenette et Boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre , like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! , like Kubrick before him , may not touch the planet's skin , but understands the workings of its spirit . , like Max Rothman's future , does not work . , like Ravel's Bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with , like Shiner's organizing of the big fight , pulls off enough , like Silence , it's a movie that gets under your skin . , like beau travil and nenette et boni , , like beau travil and nenette et boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre , like its subjects , delivers the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride . , like its title character , is repellantly out of control . , like life , isn't much fun without the highs and lows , like many before his , makes for snappy prose but a stumblebum of a movie . , like me , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with , like nothing we've ever seen before , and yet completely familiar . , like the recent I Spy , the star chemistry begs the question of whether random gags add up to a movie , lip-synching , tragedy , and lots of really really high notes . , literary lyricism and profound common sense . , lively , funny and ultimately sobering film . , lively company , long-suffering but cruel , longing and love , look at that clever angle ! Wow , a jump cut ! , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone , loud , bang-the-drum , loud , painful , obnoxious , loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas , love , duty and friendship , love , memory , trust and loyalty , love . , lovely , low-budget and tired , low-budget constraints , low-key , 102-minute infomercial , low-wattage , ludicrous , provocative and vainglorious , luminous yet careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes , lump-in-the-throat family entertainment that derives its power by sticking to the facts . , lumpish cipher , luridly coloured , , luridly coloured , uni-dimensional nonsense machine , luridly coloured , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain , lushly photographed and beautifully recorded . , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer , made creepy by its '' men in a sardine can '' warped logic . , made richer by his own experiences , making his other movies somehow richer in the bargain . , magnificent to behold in its sparkling beauty yet in reality it's one tough rock . , major kudos go to Leigh for actually casting people who look working-class . , making his first opera-to-film translation with Tosca , , making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery , managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness . , manipulative , manipulative , pencil-thin story , manipulative and as bland as Wonder Bread dipped in milk , but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us : It preaches . , marked by acute writing and a host of splendid performances . , marvelously twisted shapes history , mass drug-induced bowel evacuations , and none-too-funny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits . , masterful , maudlin and cliche-ridden , may not touch the planet's skin , but understands the workings of its spirit . , maybe , but still a film with all the elements that made the other three great , scary times at the movies . , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master , maybe he should just stick with Austin and Dr Evil . , mayhem and stupidity , mean-spirited lashing , meandering , meandering , and sometimes dry , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious , meanwhile , reads more like Driving Miss Daisy than GoodFellas , meditative , meditative , clinical and poetic , The Piano Teacher is a daring work of genius . , melodrama , sorrow , laugther , and tears , memorable cinematic experience , memories and one fantastic visual trope , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence , memory , trust and loyalty , merry and , yes , melancholy film . , mesmerizing , mesmerizing and exceedingly hard , might be all the more infuriating , mind-blowing , breath-taking mess , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie , mind-numbingly bad . , miraculously unsentimental comedy-drama . , miserable and smug . This is one of the biggest disappointments of the year . , modestly action-oriented World War II adventure , moments of the movie caused me to jump in my chair ... , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place , more frantic than involving , more chaotic than entertaining . , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite , more incredible , more of an impish divertissement of themes that interest Attal and Gainsbourg -- they live together -- the film has a lot of charm . , more or less slogs its way through soggy Paris , tongue uncomfortably in cheek . , more playful tone , more stunts , more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness , more time appears to have gone into recruiting the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes and not much else . , more to the point , the issues are subtly presented , managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness . , most humane and important Holocaust movies ever made . , most insulting movie , most joyless movie , most pleasurable expressions of pure movie love to come from an American director in years . , mournfully brittle delivery , mouthpieces , visual motifs , blanks . , movies like Ghost Ship will be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds . , movies like Ghost Ship will be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds . Right now , moving , moving , and adventurous directorial debut , moving and invigorating , moving film that respects its audience and its source material . , much about the film , including some of its casting , is frustratingly unconvincing . , much better . , much less talent , muddy and blurry , multi-layered and profoundly humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation , murky and weakly acted , music , suspense and action , my 6-year-old nephew said , '' I guess I come from a broken family , and my uncles are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done , I enjoyed it just as much ! , my dear , I don't give a damn , ' have never been more appropriate . , my mind kept returning to one anecdote for comparison : the cartoon in Japan that gave people seizures . , nasty , glibly cynical , nasty journey , natural acting , natural acting and a look at '' the real Americans '' make this a charmer . , natural and ancient antidotes , naturally dramatic , nature , and sexuality , nearly psychic nuances , neatly , , neither Sendak nor the directors are particularly engaging or articulate . , neither the actors nor director Reginald Hudlin can make it more than fitfully entertaining . , neurotic , and self-absorbed Martha as her heart begins to open , never rises above the level of a telanovela . , nicely acted and beautifully shot and scored , the film works on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull . , no , we get another scene , and then another . , no matter how degraded things get . , no matter how you spell it , it's still a mistake to go see it . , no one can hear you snore , no-budget approach , no-frills ride , noisy and pretentious , non-exploitive approach , nonconformist values , What to Do in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly settles into a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking . , none of these words really gets at the very special type of badness that is Deuces Wild . , nonsensical and formulaic , nonthreatening family movies , nor are the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent . , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , , not even Ms. Redgrave's noblest efforts can redeem it from hopeless sentimentality . , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film , not only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment , not scarier , not the usual route in a thriller , and the performances are odd and pixilated and sometimes both . , not to mention mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and replete with virtuoso throat-singing . , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it , not-quite-suburban milieu as to have viewers recoiling from the reality check . , nothing good can happen , nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . , nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . And in this regard , On Guard delivers . , now 82 , to find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago , nuanced , numa triste constatação da realidade histórica , numbing action sequence made up mostly of routine stuff Yuen has given us before . , nutty , consistently funny . , nutty , consistently funny . And educational ! , não há como negar o brilhantismo da argumentação de seu diretor . , obnoxious , obnoxious 88-minute , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial , obvious , preposterous , the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . , occasionally horrifying but often inspiring film , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure , oddly colorful and just plain otherworldly , of all the period's volatile romantic lives , Sand and Musset are worth particular attention , of course , barely begins to describe the plot and its complications . , of course , barely begins to describe the plot and its complications . Vulgar is too optimistic a title . , offensive and redundant , offering fine acting moments and pungent , offering itself up in subtle plot maneuvers ... , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story , often hilarious romantic jealousy comedy , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , old-fashioned entertainment , old-fashioned-movie movie , once you get through the accents , All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit . , one could rent the original and get the same love story and parable . , one enjoys seeing Joan grow from awkward young woman to strong , determined monarch , one is left with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else . , one is struck less by its lavish grandeur than by its intimacy and precision . , one that grows in power in retrospect . , one that spans time and reveals meaning ? You bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking . , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' , one the public rarely sees . , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy , one would be hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop . , one would hope for the best , only with muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch , oozing , chilling and heart-warming , open-hearted film , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull , ops , no matter how you spell it , it's still a mistake to go see it . , or anywhere else , did director Ron Underwood manage to blow $ 100 million on this ? , or bored or frustrated by the film , or inventive , organic character work , original , original talent , originality and delight , others will find their humor-seeking dollars best spent elsewhere . , out of embarrassment or stupidity , out-outrage or out-depress , outrageous , ingenious , overall it's an entertaining and informative documentary . , overblown , and entirely implausible , overblown and tie-in , overblown enterprise , overlong , and bombastic , overlong soap , overmanipulative Hollywood practices , overnight , is robbed and replaced with a persecuted `` other , overused cocktail , painful , painful , obnoxious , painful improbability , paralyzed , particularly that unexpected downer of an ending , partisans and sabotage , parts of the movie still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you , passion , and genius , passion and talent , passionate , passionate adaptation of Graham Greene's 1955 novel , pasty lumpen , pathetic , starving and untalented , peculiar and always entertaining costume drama , pencil-thin story , percolating magic , perhaps , give in to the urge to get on your feet and shake it , perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars , period-perfect biopic hammers , personal film , perverse , hopeful and always fun , perversely undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates it , giving the movie a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective . , perverted , sex-soaked riff , pity anyone who sees this mishmash . , plain old , playful film that constantly frustrates our desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to . , pleasurable , featherweight charm , plodding picture , plot mechanics get in the way of what should be the lighter-than-air adventure . , poetic , earnest and -- sadly -- dull , poetically plump and visually fulsome , poignancy , and intelligence , poignant and leavened , poignant picture , point and purpose , pointless , stupid , pointless and depressing , even if you , pointless meditation on losers in a gone-to-seed hotel . , polished , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage , politically charged tapestry , ponderous and charmless , poorly acted , brain-slappingly bad , Harvard Man is ludicrous enough that it could become a cult classic . , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , poorly structured , poorly written , murky and weakly acted , the picture feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo . , populating its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who value cash above credibility . , portrayed with quiet fastidiousness by Per Christian Ellefsen , , potent exploration , powerful act , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. , preachy soap opera , predictable rehash , prepackaged Julia Roberts wannabe , preposterous ) , preposterous , the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . , preprogrammed feel , pretentious , pretentious mess . , pretentious version , pretty and gifted , it really won my heart , prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time , pristine style and bold colors make it as much fun as reading an oversized picture book before bedtime . , profane and exploitative as the most offensive action flick you've ever seen . , prospective tourists might want to consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps . , protecting her cub , and he a reluctant villain , , proves it's never too late to learn . , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting , proving that one man's ruin may be another's fortune , provocative , provocative , insistently humanizing , provocative and entertaining , provocative and prescient , provocative and vainglorious , provocative drama , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y , pulse intensifying escapist adventure , pun-laden dialogue , purpose and emotionally bruised characters , purposeless , quieter observations , quirky , original , quirky and leisurely , quirky charm , quite simply , shouldn't have been made , racist humour , ramshackle landscape , rapid-fire delivery , rather chaotic , rather than forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer , rather than skip along the Seine , more or less slogs its way through soggy Paris , tongue uncomfortably in cheek . , reads more like Driving Miss Daisy than GoodFellas , ready to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters , reaffirming that long-held illusions are indeed reality , and that erasing them recasts the self , realistic portrayal , reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! , reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! -- is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw . , really , really good things can come in enormous packages , really , we've been here , done that , really good , really stupid , redundant , sloppy , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , , reflective and beautifully , reflective and reasonable , refreshingly , , refuses to be simple , rehash old jokes and leave any life at the doorstep . I like Frank the Pug , though , relatively lightweight commercial fare such as Notting Hill to commercial fare with real thematic heft . , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and proud in its message . , relentless and beautiful , remains a complete blank , remains a filmmaker with an acid viewpoint and a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid . , remains surprisingly idealistic , remarkably unpretentious , reminiscent of 1992's Unforgiven which also utilized the scintillating force of its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue . , remote , emotionally distant piece , rent the Disney version . , repetitive , repetitive and ragged , repetitively stretched out to feature length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue . , resembles a bad high school production of Grease , without benefit of song . , resistance and artistic transcendence , resonant , , resonant gem , responsible and reckless , idealistically selfless and coldly self-interested , retro uplifter . , retrospectively , his most personal work yet , retrospectively , his most personal work yet . , revealing and richly entertaining , revenge and above all , faith , reverent , and subtly different , revolting , rich green , environment , ridiculous , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family . , risk and romance , riveting and handsomely , riveting story , road-trip version , roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude . , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , romantic comedy with a fresh point of view just doesn't figure in the present Hollywood program . , run-of-the-mill Hollywood picture , rusty ship , sad dance , sad without being shrill , '' A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . , sadism and seeing people , salvation and good intentions , sardonic , completely joyful , satisfying , save your disgust and your indifference , savvy , compelling , scariest movies to come along in a long , long time , easily rivaling Blair Witch or The Others . , scarily funny , sorrowfully sympathetic to the damage it surveys , scathing and joyous . It's a masterpeice . , schmaltzy and predictable , but still manages to be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless . It's the perfect kind of film to see when you don't want to use your brain . At all . , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats , seamless and sumptuous stream , see Scratch for the music , see Scratch for a lesson in scratching , but , most of all , see it for the passion . , self-assured , self-deprecating sense , self-hating , self-destructive ways , self-important stories , self-indulgent and maddening , self-indulgent and remarkably ugly to look at , it's ... like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror . , self-indulgent film , sense and sensibility have been overrun by what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment . , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater , sentimental , serial killer , serves as a paper skeleton for some very good acting , dialogue , comedy , direction and especially charm . , set himself a task he is not nearly up to , sets the tone for a summer of good stuff , sexist , sexually charged , but ultimately lacking in substance , not to mention dragged down by a leaden closing act . , shapeless documentary , shapeless mess , sharp acting and partially animated interludes , she's appealingly manic and energetic . , she's as morning-glory exuberant as she was in Amélie , she's really done it this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . , she is merely a charmless witch . , she sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions . , shining performance offers us the sense that on some elemental level , Lilia deeply wants to break free of her old life . , shoot-em-up scene , shorn of social insight , intellectual pretension and cinematic interest . , shot in artful , watery tones of blue , green and brown . , should have been a lot nastier , shouldn't have been made , shouldn't the reality seem at least passably real ? , should scare any sane person away . , showing impressive control , both visually and in the writing , shrewd , powerful act , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier , sidesplitting , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun , silly and monotonous , simple and soapy , simple-minded and stereotypical , singing , and unforgettable characters , singing and finger snapping it might have held my attention , but as it stands I kept looking for the last exit from Brooklyn . , sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment . , sketchiest movie , sketchy characters and immature provocations can fully succeed at cheapening it . , skillful little horror film . , slapdash disaster . , slapdash disaster . A DOA dud from frame one . , slice-of-depression life that touches nerves and rings true . , slight but a pleasure , sloppy , sloppy , over-the-top , , slow and dreary , slow scenes , slow scenes . But something seems to be missing . A sense of real magic , slow-moving parable , smart , savvy , compelling , smart and complicated , smart satire , smartly played and smartly directed . , smoky and inviting , so , hopefully , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . , so badly drawn , it created whole new levels of ugly . , so bizarre to the adult mind , , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives , so dumb , so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking , but it is a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast . , so little to offer , so lovingly and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air , so sit back , relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . ' , so who knew Charles Dickens could be so light-hearted ? , soap opera-ish dialogue , soar , soar . , sobering , heart-felt drama , soggy potboiler , solid , kinetically-charged , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy , solid storytelling . , some of it is honestly affecting , some of the stunts are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike . , some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . , some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . For proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , retrospectively , his most personal work yet . , somebody unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff , and left behind the crap ( literally ) . , somehow it all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment , someone , stop Eric Schaeffer before he makes another film . , someone should dispense the same advice to film directors . , something is rotten in the state of California , sometimes beautiful adaptation , sometimes clever , and always interesting , sometimes creepy intimacy , sometimes funny , sometimes gross and surprisingly appealing animated film , sometimes inspiring , , sometimes maddeningly slow film , somnolent show , sophisticated entertainment , sophisticated film , soporific , visually dank , sordid universe , sorrow , laugther , and tears , soulless and ugly movies like this are the result . , soulless and ugly movies like this are the result . Let your silly childhood nostalgia slumber unmolested . , speaking its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass , special-effects soul assaults the Mummy pictures , spicy footnote , spirited fashion , spiteful idiots , splashy and entertainingly nasty , spooky , educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , , sprawling swashbuckler , sprightly spin , standard Disney animated fare , with enough creative energy and wit to entertain all ages . , standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill , stark beauty , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian , starring Piper Perabo in what could be her breakthrough role . , starving and untalented , stay away . , stay away . Otherwise , this could be a passable date film . , sticking its head up for a breath of fresh air now and then . , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema , still offers a great deal of insight into the female condition and the timeless danger of emotions repressed . , still photographs and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all , stop Eric Schaeffer before he makes another film . , straining to get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company . , strange reading , structure and rhythms , stupid , stupid and pointless , stylish , stylized humor throughout , substandard fashion , subtlety has never been his trademark , such as skateboarder Tony Hawk or BMX rider Mat Hoffman , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck '' into a sentence . , such revelations wilt , such revelations wilt . , such talent , such a wise \*\*\* . , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium , superficial and trend-hoppy , superficiality and silliness , superior , surprising romance , surreal ache of mortal awareness emerges a radiant character portrait . , surrealistic moments , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling , surviving footage of Burstein and his family performing , historical archives , and telling stills . , suspense and action , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place , sweaty-palmed fun , sweet , and intermittently hilarious , sweet ` Evelyn , sweet and playful , sweet and romantic , talented , charismatic and tragically , talking and singing heads and all , tarted up with Latin flava and turned out by Hollywood playas . , tasteless , tasteless and idiotic , taut , piercing and feisty , tedious , tedium for thrills . , tender and heart-wrenching , tender hug , tense with suspense . The Ring never lets you off the hook . , than Leigh has created a masterful piece of artistry right here , than Leigh has created a masterful piece of artistry right here . , thankfully , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast , thanks to the presence of ` the King , ' it also rocks . , thanks to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy , that'll be much funnier than anything in the film ... , that's a bad sign . , that's a liability , that's a liability . , that's a pretty big problem . , that's because Panic Room is interested in nothing more than sucking you in ... and making you sweat . , that's not always a bad thing , that gives us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know , that is , , that the compact 86 minutes breezes by , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze . , the ( opening ) dance guarantees Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women . , the 1960 version is a far smoother ride . , the American Insomnia is still pretty darned good . , the Cockettes weren't as much about gender , sexual preference or political agitprop as they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create . , the Cosby-Seinfeld encounter alone confirms the serious weight behind this superficially loose , larky documentary . , the French-produced '' Read My Lips '' is a movie that understands characters must come first . , the French-produced `` Read My Lips '' is a movie that understands characters must come first . , the L.A. beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults . , the Reginald Hudlin comedy relies on toilet humor , ethnic slurs . , the `` big twists '' are pretty easy to guess , the acting is fresh and unselfconscious , and Munch is a marvel of reality versus sappy sentiment . , the acting is robotically italicized , , the air leaks out of the movie , flattening its momentum with about an hour to go . , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough . , the attention process tends to do a little fleeing of its own . , the basic plot of '' Lilo '' could have been pulled from a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script . , the basic plot of `` Lilo '' could have been pulled from a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script . , the benchmark against which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured , the biggest downside is the paucity of laughter in what's supposed to be a comedy . , the biggest is that Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting . , the black-and-white archival footage of their act showcases pretty mediocre shtick . , the capable Clayburgh and Tambor really do a great job of anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age . , the cartoons look almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy . , the cast and director Stephen Herek's polished direction pour delightfully piquant wine from aged bottles . , the cast has a lot of fun with the material . , the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest , , the characters are too strange and dysfunctional , Tom included , to ever get under the skin , the characters have a freshness and modesty that transcends their predicament . , the characters in Swimfan seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover . , the characters make Italian for Beginners worth the journey , the characters move with grace and panache , the cinematic collage Naqoyqatsi could be the most navel-gazing film ever . , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography , the constant referencing of hip-hop arcana can alienate even the savviest audiences . , the conversation presents the kind of linguistic fumbling not heard since Macy Gray's game of Chinese whispers with Mr Bean . , the creepiness would have gotten under the skin . , the derivative Nine Queens is lots of fun , the dialogue sounds like horrible poetry . , the director's experiment is a successful one . , the director just ends up exposing his own obsession . , the director uses the last act to reel in the audience since its poignancy hooks us completely . , the disparate elements don't gel , the diva shrewdly surrounds herself with a company of strictly A-list players . , the documentary gives an especially poignant portrait of her friendship with the never flagging legal investigator David Presson . , the dragons are okay , not much fire in the script . , the drama feels rigged and sluggish . , the dramatics that follow are utter hooey . , the eccentric theater company manager , the edge-of-your-seat , educational antics of Steve Irwin are priceless entertainment . , the effect comes off as self-parody . , the effects not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original . , the emotions seem authentic , the essence of a great one is in there somewhere . , the experience of actually watching the movie is less compelling than the circumstances of its making . , the eye candy here lacks considerable brio . , the fact remains that a wacky concept does not a movie make . , the fights become not so much a struggle of man vs . man as Brother-Man vs . The Man . , the film's comic characters come perilously close to being Amoses and Andys for a new generation . , the film's final scene is soaringly , transparently moving . , the film's ice cold , the film's mid-to-low budget is betrayed by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work . , the film's more determined to become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . , the film's power lies in its complexity . , the film's power lies in its complexity . Nothing is black and white . , the film ( at 80 minutes ) is actually quite entertaining . , the film , directed by Joel Zwick , is heartfelt and hilarious in ways you can't fake . , the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise , the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , pale Mr. Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover . , the film amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing . , the film ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside . , the film becomes predictably conventional . , the film can only be applauded . , the film certainly doesn't disappoint , the film certainly doesn't disappoint . , the film chimes in on the grieving process and strangely draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss . , the film delivers a solid mixture of sweetness and laughs . , the film does hold up pretty well . , the film doesn't end up having much that is fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything . , the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way , and -- unless prewarned -- it would be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all . , the film does pack some serious suspense . , the film ends with a large human tragedy . , the film ends with a large human tragedy . Alas , getting there is not even half the interest . , the film evokes strong emotions and pushes viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong . , the film fails to make the most out of the intriguing premise . , the film feels like a breath of fresh air , but only to those that allow it in . , the film founders on its lack of empathy for the social milieu - rich New York intelligentsia - and its off , the film gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand . , the film gets great laughs , but never at the expense of its characters , the film gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time . , the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability , the film grows as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care . , the film has -- ironically - distanced us from the characters , the film has a gentle , unforced intimacy that never becomes claustrophobic . , the film has an odd purity that doesn't bring you into the characters so much as it has you study them . , the film has in Kieran Culkin a pitch-perfect Holden . , the film is , arguably , the most accomplished work to date from Hong Kong's versatile Stanley Kwan . , the film is -- to its own detriment -- much more a cinematic collage than a polemical tract . , the film is a good one , the film is a hilarious adventure and I shamelessly enjoyed it . , the film is a refreshingly serious look at young women . , the film is about as interesting as an insurance commercial . , the film is almost unsurpassed . , the film is also imbued with strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama , the film is an enjoyable and frankly told tale of a people who live among us , but not necessarily with us . , the film is blazingly alive and admirable on many levels . , the film is deadly dull , the film is doing something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans . , the film is extremely thorough . , the film is just a corny examination of a young actress trying to find her way . , the film is less poetic than simply pretentious . , the film is less the cheap thriller you'd expect than it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably and dangerously collide . , the film isn't nearly as downbeat as it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny . , the film is not only a love song to the movies but it also is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes . , the film is overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue and anachronistic in its style . , the film is packed with information and impressions . , the film is so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking . , the film is typical Miike : fast , furious and full of off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes . , the film is well worthwhile . , the film loses credibility . , the film maintains a beguiling serenity and poise that make it accessible for a non-narrative feature . , the film makes it seem , is not a hobby that attracts the young and fit . Or intelligent . , the film makes up for it with a pleasing verisimilitude . , the film manages to keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity . , the film misses the brilliance of Jelinek's novel by some way . It settles for being merely grim . , the film never percolates beyond a monotonous whine . , the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad , and the too-frosty exterior Ms. Paltrow employs to authenticate her British persona is another liability . , the film never succumbs to the trap of the maudlin or tearful , offering instead with its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future . , the film of '' The Kid Stays in the Picture '' would be an abridged edition , the film operates nicely off the element of surprise , , the film ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip . , the film ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks . , the film retains ambiguities that make it well worth watching . , the film settles in and becomes compulsively watchable in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion . , the film shares that writer's usual blend of observant cleverness , too-facile coincidence and slightly noxious preciousness . , the film shatters you in waves . , the film shows signs that someone other than the director got into the editing room and tried to improve things by making the movie go faster . , the film starts playing like General Hospital crossed with a Saturday Night Live spoof of Dog Day Afternoon . , the film suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing . , the film suffers from a simplistic narrative and a pat , fairy-tale conclusion . , the film tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer , and is never less than engaging . , the film trails off into inconsequentiality . , the film turns into an engrossing thriller almost in spite of itself . , the film unfolds with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller , until the tragedy beneath it all gradually reveals itself . , the film works - mostly due to its superior cast of characters . , the film works as well as it does because of the performances . , the film works on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull . , the film would be a total washout . , the filmmaker's relative passivity will make it tough for them to really care . , the final effect is like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours . , the first film's lovely flakiness is gone , replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks . , the first half of Sorority Boys is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector's lens , the heart of the film rests in the relationship between Sullivan and his son . , the horror concept completely loses its creepy menace . , the humor didn't quite engage this adult , the humor didn't quite engage this adult . , the humor dwindles . , the humor has point , the humor wry and sprightly , the improbable `` Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , the ingredients are there . But an unwillingness to explore beyond the surfaces of her characters prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together . , the intelligence of gay audiences has been grossly underestimated , and a meaty plot and well-developed characters have been sacrificed for skin and flash that barely fizzle . , the jaunt is practically over before it begins . , the jokes are a little lukewarm , , the journey doesn't really go anywhere . , the kind of movie that invites you to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live , the low-budget production swings annoyingly between vertigo and opacity . , the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking , , the more details slip out between his fingers . , the more outrageous bits achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions . , the more you'll enjoy it . , the more you will probably like it . , the most restless young audience deserves the dignity of an action hero motivated by something more than franchise possibilities . , the movie's wildly careening tone and an extremely flat lead performance do little to salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation . , the movie benefits from having a real writer plot out all of the characters ' moves and overlapping story . , the movie bogs down in insignificance , saying nothing about Kennedy's assassination and revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate . , the movie bogs down in rhetoric and cliché . , the movie completely transfixes the audience . , the movie contains no wit , only labored gags . , the movie grows boring despite the scenery . , the movie has a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence that makes it work more than it probably should . , the movie is a disaster , the movie is a disaster . , the movie is a silly ( but not sophomoric ) romp through horror and hellish conditions . , the movie is better than you might think . , the movie is busy contriving false , sitcom-worthy solutions to their problems . , the movie is certainly easy to watch . , the movie is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most of all , alive . , the movie is hindered by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about . , the movie is in a class by itself , the movie is powerful and provocative . , the movie is pretty diverting , the movie is rather choppy . , the movie is remarkably dull with only Caine making much of an impression . , the movie is serviceable , the movie is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly directed it may leave you speaking in tongues . , the movie is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . But this time , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . , the movie is too predictable and too self-conscious to reach a level of high drama . , the movie keeps you diverted and best of all , , the movie keeps you diverted and best of all , it lightens your wallet without leaving a sting . , the movie lacks wit , feeling and believability to compensate for its incessant coarseness and banality . , the movie looks genuinely pretty . , the movie makes two hours feel like four . , the movie passes inspection , the movie possesses its own languorous charm . , the movie runs a good race , the movie runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' , the movie sinks into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music . , the movie stirs us as well . , the movie turns out to be not much more than a shaggy human tale . , the movie will be funny , the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . , the movie winds up feeling like a great missed opportunity . , the movie works . , the movie would be impossible to sit through , the movie would have benefited from a little more dramatic tension and some more editing . , the new Star Wars installment hasn't escaped the rut dug by the last one . , the new film is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . , the new thriller proves that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . , the new thriller proves that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . , the only thing Avary seems to care about are mean giggles and pulchritude . It makes sense that he went back to school to check out the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time . , the only way for a reasonably intelligent person to get through The Country Bears is to ponder how a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky . , the overpraised Elizabeth , the pace never feels slack , the payoff for the audience , as well as the characters , is messy , murky , unsatisfying . , the performances are so stylized as to be drained of human emotion . , the picture becomes increasingly mesmerizing . , the picture begins to resemble the shapeless , grasping actors ' workshop that it is . , the picture does have about a matinee admission's worth of funny to keep it afloat . , the picture failed to capture me . , the picture failed to capture me . I found it slow , drab , and bordering on melodramatic . , the picture feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo . , the picture hosts a parka-wrapped dose of heart . , the picture realizes a fullness that does not negate the subject . , the picture refuses to offer much accompanying sustenance in the way of characterization , humor or plain old popcorn fun . , the plot's saccharine thrust , the potency wanes dramatically , the power of this movie is undeniable . , the production works more often than it doesn't . , the project is sensational and revelatory , even if scratching makes you itch . , the project should have been made for the tube . , the public is , regrettably , going to have tepid films like Dragonfly tossed at them . , the question remains whether this should , indeed , have been presented as a theatrical release . , the recording sessions are intriguing , and -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- this quality band may pick up new admirers . , the rest of the cast comes across as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer . , the rest of the world will enjoy a fast-paced comedy with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious . , the rest of us will be lulled into a coma . , the result doesn't fully satisfy either the die-hard Jason fans or those who can take a good joke . , the satire is weak . , the score is too insistent , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired . , the screenplay is stiff as a board , , the screenplay only comes into its own in the second half . , the script carries Arnold ( and the viewers ) into the forbidden zone of sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the '' other side of the story . '' , the script gives him little to effectively probe Lear's soul-stripping breakdown . , the second is small change . , the seesawing of the general's fate in the arguments of competing lawyers has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller , while the testimony of witnesses lends the film a resonant undertone of tragedy . , the sight of a blind man directing a film is hilarious , the sight of this grandiloquent quartet lolling in pretty Irish settings is a pleasant enough thing , ` tis , the six musical numbers crystallize key plot moments into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy . , the star chemistry begs the question of whether random gags add up to a movie , the startling optimism , , the stories are quietly moving . , the stories never add up to as much as they promise . , the story gets more tiresome , especially as it continues to mount a conspicuous effort to be profound . , the story has the sizzle of old news that has finally found the right vent ( accurate ? Who cares ? ) . , the story is just too slim . , the story offers a trenchant critique of capitalism . , the subject matter goes nowhere . , the subject matter is so fascinating that you won't care . , the suspense is palpable , the tale -- like its central figure , Vivi -- is just a little bit hard to love . , the tale has turned from sweet to bittersweet , and when the tears come during that final , beautiful scene , they finally feel absolutely earned . , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn . , the tricks alone are not enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film . , the trip there is a great deal of fun . , the troopers will entertain with their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games . , the true creativity would have been to hide Treasure Planet entirely and completely reimagine it . , the true wonder of Rintarô's Metropolis is the number of lasting images all its own . , the update is dreary and sluggish . , the updated Dickensian sensibility of writer Craig Bartlett's story is appealing . , the viewer is left puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery , the viewer isn't reacting to humor so much as they are wincing back in repugnance . , the visuals and enveloping sounds of Blue Crush make this surprisingly decent flick worth a summertime look-see . , the way this all works out makes the women look more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead of serious athletes . , the way to that destination is a really special walk in the woods . , the way we like our 20-year-old superstar girls to travel on the fame freeway , the whole of Safe Conduct is less than the sum of its parts . , the women are down for the count , the women shine . , the world's political situation seems little different , and ( director Phillip ) Noyce brings out the allegory with remarkable skill . , the worse it gets , the worst of tragedies can be fertile sources of humor , the writing is indifferent , and Jordan Brady's direction is prosaic . , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . , thematically instructive and thoroughly delightful , then Blood Work is for you . , then Esther's story is a compelling quest for truth . , then They works spectacularly well ... A shiver-inducing , nerve-rattling ride . , then Triple X marks the spot . , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable , then by all means check it out . , then go see this delightful comedy . , then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively , then it's the perfect cure for insomnia . , then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . , then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . If you are willing to do this , then you so crazy ! , then look no further , because here it is . , then takes too long figuring out what to do next . , then the film is a pleasant enough dish . , then the game is even more rigged than it was two centuries ago . , then this first film to use a watercolor background since `` Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . , then this should keep you reasonably entertained . , then you'll enjoy The Hot Chick . , then you're at the right film . , then you're in for a painful ride . , then you will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea . , then you won't want to miss About A Boy . , there's a certain robustness to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting . , there's also an abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly satanic business than you can shake a severed limb at . , there's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose . , there's guilty fun to be had here . , there's little to be learned from watching ` Comedian ' , there's little to love about this English trifle . , there's much to recommend the film . , there's much truth , there's no better film than Half Past Dead . , there's no denying the fun of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun . , there's no saving the movie , there's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie , there's no sense of actual passion being washed away in love's dissolution . , there's no way you won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater . , there's not enough intelligence , wit or innovation on the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd . , there's nothing here to match that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration . , there's nothing here you haven't seen before . , there's nothing remotely triumphant about this motion picture . , there's nothing so striking or fascinating or metaphorically significant about his career as to rate two hours of our attention . , there's something creepy about this movie . , there's something vital about the movie . , there are great rewards here . , there are side stories aplenty -- none of them memorable . , there is a mediocre movie trying to get out . , there is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized . , there is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either . , there is an accuracy of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism . , there is an unsettled feeling to the film , there is little else to recommend '' Never Again . '' , there is little else to recommend `` Never Again . '' , there isn't a redeeming moment here . , there isn't much , there isn't much there here . , there isn't much to it . , there is no doubt that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone . , there is no real reason to see it . , there is no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and then don't rent it . , there remains a huge gap between the film's creepy , there would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . , these bromides would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . , these bromides would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . But in Imax 3-D , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography . , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . , these flicks are just that damn good . , these flicks are just that damn good . Isn't it great ? , they'll be too busy cursing the film's strategically placed white sheets . , they'll be treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds . , they'll probably run out screaming . , they're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination . , they're presented with a wry dark humor . , they're sandwiched in between the most impossibly dry account of Kahlo's life imaginable . , they are pitted against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting . , they can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction . , they can't go wrong , they can't go wrong . , they demonstrate that there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema . , they easily fill their scenes and , fine judges both , never overcook the hysteria . , they finally feel absolutely earned , they find new routes through a familiar neighborhood , they go to a picture-perfect beach during sunset . , they invariably shake up the formula and make it more interesting . , they mock the kind of folks they don't understand , ones they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either . , they never wanted to leave . Chances are you won't , either . , they prove more distressing than suspenseful . , they show a remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck . , they succeed , they won't enjoy the movie at all . , they would have been doing something wrong , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with , thinly sketched story . Killing time , this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . , this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . But it does somehow manage to get you under its spell . , this Dumas adaptation entertains , this Halloween is a gory slash-fest . , this Nicholas Nickleby finds itself in reduced circumstances -- and , also like its hero , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end . , this Oscar-nominated documentary takes you there . , this PG-13-rated piffle is ultimately as threatening as the Snuggle Fabric Softener bear . , this Southern Gothic drama is sadly a tough sit , with an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter . , this cartoon adventure is that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating . , this cinematic snow cone is as innocuous as it is flavorless . , this clever and very satisfying picture is more accurately Chabrolian . , this clever idea is far less funny than the original , Killers From Space . , this clunker has somehow managed to pose as an actual feature movie , the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults . , this could be a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot . , this could be a passable date film , this could be a passable date film . , this could be the worst thing Soderbergh has ever done . , this cross-cultural soap opera is painfully formulaic and stilted . , this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , energetic music , and good-natured spunk are often infectious . , this deeply moving French drama develops a startling story that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times . , this depiction of fluctuating female sexuality has two winning lead performances and charm to spare . , this documentary engages your brain in a way few current films do . , this does not really make the case the Kissinger should be tried as a war criminal . , this equally brutal outing merely sustains it . , this family film sequel is plenty of fun for all . , this film's heart is even more embracing than Monty , if only because it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition . , this film's impressive performances and adept direction aren't likely to leave a lasting impression . , this film is canned tuna . , this film is most transporting when it stays put in the past , this film should not be missed . , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . , this flick is fun , , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences . , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . , this gender-bending comedy is generally quite funny . , this girl-woman who sincerely believes she can thwart the world's misery with blind good will , this has layered , well-developed characters and some surprises . , this has to be among the rare ones , this indie flick never found its audience , probably because it's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters . , this is a coming-of-age story with a twist , this is a film that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth . , this is a movie that's got oodles of style and substance . , this is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving , this is a must ! , this is a refreshingly novel ride , this is a refreshingly novel ride . , this is a remarkably accessible and haunting film . , this is a seriously intended movie that is not easily forgotten . , this is a terrific flick replete with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music . , this is beautiful filmmaking from one of French cinema's master craftsmen . , this is even better than The Fellowship . , this is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . , this is grand-scale moviemaking for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture . , this is lame . , this is likely to cause massive cardiac arrest if taken in large doses . , this is more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . , this is one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen . , this is one of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen . , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . , this is successful as a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece . , this is sure to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll . , this is surely what they'd look like . , this is that rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday . , this is the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes . , this is the kind of movie that deserves a chance to shine . , this is the most visually unappealing , this is the most visually unappealing . , this is the movie for you , this is the one . , this is the opposite of a truly magical movie , this is the opposite of a truly magical movie . , this is the same movie you probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better . , this is the ultimate movie experience , this lavish three-year-old production has enough grandeur and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism . , this loose collection of largely improvised numbers would probably have worked better as a one-hour TV documentary . , this makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . , this makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . You'll forget about it by Monday , though , and if they're old enough to have developed some taste , this marvelous documentary touches -- ever so gracefully -- on the entire history of the Yiddish theater , both in America and Israel . , this melancholic film noir reminded me a lot of Memento ... , this might have made a decent children's movie -- if only Benigni hadn't insisted on casting himself in the title role . , this might not seem like the proper cup of tea , however it is almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half . , this modern mob music drama never fails to fascinate . , this movie introduces a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror . , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . , this movie is hopeless , this movie is likely to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water . , this movie just goes on and on and on and on , this movie proves you wrong on both counts . , this movie strangely enough has the outdated swagger of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . , this movie strangely enough has the outdated swagger of a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . , this movie strives to be more , but doesn't quite get there . , this musty adaptation is all the more annoying since it's been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood . , this nasty comedy pokes fun at the same easy targets as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- without much success . , this nervy oddity , like modern art should . , this one feels like an impostor . , this one is a sweet and modest and ultimately winning story . , this one is pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and intelligent plotting . , this opera isn't a favorite , this opera isn't a favorite , so it's a long time before the fat lady sings . , this oppressively gloomy techno-horror clambake is impossible to ignore . But as a movie , this overheated melodrama plays like a student film . , this quietly lyrical tale probes the ambiguous welcome extended by Iran to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food . , this quirky soccer import is forgettable , this reconfigured tale asks disturbing questions about those things we expect from military epics . , this relentless , all-wise-guys-all-the-time approach tries way too hard and gets tiring in no time at all . , this remains a film about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern . , this retooled Machine is ultimately effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself . , this sad , occasionally horrifying but often inspiring film is among Wiseman's warmest . , this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins , this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins . , this second go-round , this second go-round possesses a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude . , this slight comedy of manners has winning performances and a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat . , this somber cop drama ultimately feels as flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community . , this somber picture reveals itself slowly , intelligently , artfully . , this space-based homage to Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island fires on all plasma conduits . , this strangely schizo cartoon seems suited neither to kids or adults . , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale , this thing feels flimsy and ephemeral . , this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing , this timely sci-fi mystery works on so many different levels that it not only invites , this too-long , spoofy update of Shakespeare's Macbeth doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention . , this trifling romantic comedy in which opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it squanders the charms of stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock . , this version is raised a few notches above kiddie fantasy pablum by Allen's astringent wit . , this white trash War of the Roses is a surprisingly engaging film . , this white-trash satire , this will be an enjoyable choice for younger kids . , this will make you very happy . , this wretched work falls flat in just about every conceivable area . , thoroughly involving , thoroughly unpleasant , thoroughly winning flight of revisionist fancy . , those farts got to my inner nine-year-old , those reaching for more tissues and those begging for mercy , those rejected must have been astronomically bad , those who do will have found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime . , though , it is only mildly amusing when it could have been so much more , though , there is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized . , though , this is a refreshingly novel ride , though , this is a refreshingly novel ride . , though , this surfer-girl melodrama starts gasping like a beached grouper . , though goofy and lurid , , though lovers of the book may wonder why it's necessary , though many of the actors throw off a spark or two when they first appear , they can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction . , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity , though somewhat weakened by a miscast leading lady . , though still positive , , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it , though viewers may be more exhausted than the athletes onscreen , thought-provoking New York fest , thought-provoking film , thought-provoking foreign cinema , thoughtful , unapologetically raw , thoughtful , well-acted clunker , threatening and unforgettable , three-dimensional characters , thumpingly hyperbolic terms , tidy little movie , timeless and universal tale , tiresome nature , to find a place among the studio's animated classics , to find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago , to my great pleasure , , to say nothing of boring . , to see this barbed and bracing comedy on the big screen , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner , today , can prevent its tragic waste of life , told fairly well and scored to perfection , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing . '' , told fairly well and scored to perfection , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . '' , told well by a master storyteller , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast , too boring , and occasionally annoying . , too dull and pretentious to be engaging , too mediocre to love . , too stolid to be funny , tortured , tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski , that the compact 86 minutes breezes by , touching , touching , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot , touching , smart and complicated , touching and well paced . , touching and wonderfully dyspeptic . , touching or , yikes , uproarious , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage , transforms that reality into a lyrical and celebratory vision , transparently moving , treachery and murder , trembling incoherence , triumphant , , trivializes the movie with too many nervous gags and pratfalls . , true to himself , truly bad , trust and loyalty , truths emerge . , twist-and-turn thriller , twisted , brilliant and macabre , twisted sort , twisty yarn , ugly , irritating , ugly , pointless and depressing , even if you hate clowns . , ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* , ugly exercise , ultimately , it wins you over . , unaccountable direction is technically sophisticated in the worst way . , unassuming , subordinate , unaware that it's the butt of its own joke . , uncertain film , uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery , uncompromising , unconvincing , unconvincing dramatics , uncouth , incomprehensible , vicious and absurd , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come , unessential sequel , uneven action comedy , uneventful , unforced , unforced naturalism to their characters . , unforced style , unfortunately , is a little too in love with its own cuteness , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure , unfunny and unrecommendable , unfunny one , unfussily poetic , unholy hokum . , unimaginative , unimaginative and derivative , uninhibited , unique in its deceptive grimness , , unlikable characters , unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence , unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk , it offers hope , unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it , unlikeable people , unmemorable filler . , unnecessary , unrepentantly trashy take on Rice's second installment of her Vampire Chronicles . , unsubtle and Hollywood-predictable , untidy , condescending and mild , unusual , even nutty , uplifting and funny , uplifting and moving , utterly distracting blunder , vaguely silly overkill , vapid and devoid , verve and fun , very enjoyable ... , very good , very much its own droll and delicate little film , , very watchable , very well told with an appropriate minimum of means . , vibrant , vibrant introduction , vicious and absurd , viciously honest coming-of-age films , viewers may find themselves wishing they could roll over and take a nap . , violent , self-indulgent and maddening , violent and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart , violent and mindless , violent movie , virulent and foul-natured , virulently unpleasant excuse , viscerally exciting , and dramatically moving , it's the very definition of epic adventure . , visually dank , visually graceful , visually striking , wacky and wonderful , wait until you've seen him eight stories tall . , waits until after halftime to get started . , wall-to-wall good time , wanna watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? , wannabe-hip crime comedy , warmth and vitality , we'd prefer a simple misfire . , we're subjected to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes after another , we've been here , done that , we all could have stopped watching long ago . , we also need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No . 9 . , we are forced to reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking , we are left with something like two ships passing in the night rather than any insights into gay love , , we can't recommend anything but a rental for The Tuxedo , we can enjoy it anyway . , we deserve the trash that we get . , we don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament , we don't get Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile , and the spectacle is nothing short of refreshing . , we find ourselves longing for the block of wood to come back . , we get a cinematic postcard that's superficial and unrealized . , we get a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- and Meat Loaf explodes , we get a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- and Meat Loaf explodes . , we get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos . , we had no trouble sitting for Blade II . , we have absolutely no idea who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching . , we hope it's only acting . , we long for a greater sense of urgency in the here and now of The Two Towers . , we need agile performers , we need every bit of sympathy the cons can muster ; this time , there isn't much . , we need more X and less blab . , we never really get inside of them . , we only wish we could have spent more time in its world , weightless fairy tale , weirdly retro thriller , well , , well , Performance , well , funnier . , well , it's also rarely coherent . , well-acted , and finely directed , well-acted , bald , well-acted , character-driven comedy , well-acted and thought-provoking , well-acted tale , well-crafted family film , well-crafted psychological study , well-developed characters , well-directed , well-acted , bald , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald , well-made B movie , well-oiled machine , , well-shaped dramas , well-shot and , importantly , entertaining , well-worn video box cover , well-written television series where you've missed the first half-dozen episodes and probably won't see the next six . , what's with the unexplained baboon cameo ? , what a thrill ride , what a thrill ride . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen , what an idea , what a thrill ride . , what an idea , what a thrill ride . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen . , what makes the movie fresh , what the hell . , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances , whatever your orientation . , when she's given the right lines , can charm the paint off the wall ... , when the now computerized Yoda finally reveals his martial artistry , the film ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside . , where exciting , inane images keep popping past your head and the same illogical things keep happening over and over again . , which gets under our skin simply by crossing the nuclear line , which is powerful in itself . , which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs , which transcends ethnic boundaries , while Russell and Dreyfus are a romantic pairing of hearts , preciously exposed as history corners them . , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to , while happily killing 94 minutes , while it may not rival the filmmaker's period pieces , is still very much worth seeing , while it paints a sad picture of the singles scene , while nothing special , is pleasant , diverting and modest -- definitely a step in the right direction . , whimsical feature , who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline . , who can now add movies to the list of things he does well , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders , who segues from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand , who takes the superstitious curse on chain letters and actually applies it , why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? , why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? , why didn't he just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing ? , why not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? , why put someone who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story ? , why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? , why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead , wide-smiling reception , wildly gruesome , will be ahead of the plot at all times , will encourage others to stand up and applaud , and will , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come . , will find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology to be liberating . , winning , if languidly paced , , wistful new film , wit and interesting characters , wit and warmth than should be expected from any movie with a '' 2 '' at the end of its title . , wit and warmth than should be expected from any movie with a `` 2 '' at the end of its title . , with 20 times the creativity but without any more substance ... indulgently entertaining but could have and should have been deeper . , with a final lap that's all too suspiciously smooth , with a solid cast , , with a village idiot as the 007 clone , with all of the pitfalls of such you'd expect . , with charming results , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained , with enough negatives , with half the demons , half the daring , much less talent , many fewer laughs . , with his brawny frame and cool , composed delivery , fits the bill perfectly , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived , with images that seem more like disturbing hallucinations , with increasingly amused irony , the relationship between reluctant captors and befuddled captives . , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion , with its celeb-strewn backdrop well used . , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics , with lots of tears but very little in the way of insights , with really solid performances by Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes . , with some glimpses of nature and family warmth , Time Out is a discreet moan of despair about entrapment in the maze of modern life . , with some real shocks in store for unwary viewers . , with the director taking a hands-off approach when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling . , without sentimentalizing it or denying its brutality , transforms that reality into a lyrical and celebratory vision , witless mess , witty , improbable romantic comedy , witty , seductive , witty and beneath , witty follow-up . , wonderful , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation , worse , worse , , worse , that you have to pay if you want to see it , worse yet , nonexistent -- , wound-licking , bar-scrapping doggedness , writer-director Michael Kalesniko's How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog is slight but unendurable . , writer-director Peter Mattei's first feature microwaves dull leftover romantic motifs basted in faux-contemporary gravy . , writer\/director Achero Manas's film is schematic and obvious . , yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . , yes , but one with characters who think and talk about their goals , and are working on hard decisions . , yet compelling , yet just as determined , yet not as hilariously raunchy as South Park , this strangely schizo cartoon seems suited neither to kids or adults . , yet tremendously sad , yikes , , yikes , uproarious , you'd better have a good alternative , you'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . , you'd have a hard time believing it was just coincidence . , you'd probably turn it off , convinced that you had already seen that movie . , you'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . , you'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film . , you'll appreciate much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries . , you'll be laughing at Britney Spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch . , you'll be more acquainted with the tiniest details of Tom Hanks ' face than his wife is , you'll be rewarded with some fine acting . , you'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser . , you'll be wondering what will happen to her and wishing her the best -- whatever that might mean . , you'll cheer . , you'll cheer . Otherwise , maybe . , you'll enjoy at least the '' real '' portions of the film . , you'll enjoy at least the '' real '' portions of the film . If you're looking for a story , don't bother . , you'll enjoy at least the `` real '' portions of the film . , you'll enjoy this movie . , you'll find yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State . , you'll have a good time with this one too , you'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief . , you'll like Promises . , you'll like it . , you'll love this documentary . , you'll see Del Toro has brought unexpected gravity to Blade II . , you'll still be glued to the screen . , you'll still have a good time . '' , you'll swear that you've seen it all before , even if you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard . , you'll wait in vain for a movie to happen . , you're a Jet all the way , you're definitely convinced that these women are spectacular . , you're desperate for the evening to end , you're desperate for the evening to end . , you're engulfed by it . , you're entirely unprepared . , you're far better served by the source material . , you're going to feel like you weren't invited to the party . , you're gonna like this movie , you're gonna like this movie . , you're in luck . , you're likely wondering why you've been watching all this strutting and posturing . , you're on the edge of your seat , you're too interested to care , you're too interested to care . , you've got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions , you are likely to be as heartily sick of mayhem as Cage's war-weary marine . , you barely realize your mind is being blown . , you begin to wonder if they are ever going to depart . , you can't deny either the tragic loss of two young men in the prime of their talent or the power of this movie . , you can't forget it , you admire its conception and are able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it , you can't help but get caught up in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth . , you can't help but warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe ! ' , you can't help suspecting that it was improvised on a day-to-day basis during production . , you can't miss it . , you can't wait to see what happens next . , you can do no wrong with Jason X . , you can do no wrong with Jason X. , you can do something fun tonight . , you can enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor . , you can feel the love . , you can only love the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history . , you come to believe that Nachtwey hates the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals . , you could call this How Martha Got Her Groove Back -- assuming , that is , she ever had one to begin with . , you could restage the whole thing in your bathtub . , you could say that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't , , you could say that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't , but one thing you couldn't say is that Alias Betty is predictable . , you discover that the answer is as conventional as can be . , you don't want to be worrying about whether the ineffectual Broomfield is going to have the courage to knock on that door . , you feel alive - which is what they did , you have a problem . , you have to give the audience a reason to want to put for that effort , you have to gloss over the no sense ending . , you have to watch them because you can't wait to see what they do next . , you just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . , you just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . Just bring on the Battle Bots , please ! , you know the picture is in trouble . , you know there's something there . , you know there's something there . It's that good . , you may ask , why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . , you may decide it's too high a price to pay for a shimmering picture postcard . , you may just end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards . , you may never again be able to look at a red felt Sharpie pen without disgust , a thrill , or the giggles . , you might be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around . , you might enjoy yourself , you might have fun in this cinematic sandbox , you might imagine that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned . , you might soon be looking for a sign . , you might soon be looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is . , you might want to check it out , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it . , you realize that it is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show . , you realize there's no place for this story to go but down , you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . , you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally , you should be able to find better entertainment . , you still have to see this ! , you think you're watching a serious actioner ; the next , you too may feel time has decided to stand still , you too may feel time has decided to stand still . , you will enjoy seeing how both evolve , you will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot . , you won't feel cheated by the high infidelity of Unfaithful . , you won't feel like it's wasted yours , you won't find anything to get excited about on this DVD . , you won't know much more when you leave . , you wonder what anyone saw in this film that allowed it to get made . , you yearn for a few airborne TV sets or nude groupies on the nod to liven things up . , young in spirit but accomplished in all aspects with the fullness , young science fiction fans will stomp away in disgust . , your senses are as mushy as peas - , Irish - A Veggie Tales Movie may well depend on your threshold for pop manifestations of the Holy Spirit . - I also wanted a little alien as a friend ! - West Coast rap wars , this modern mob music drama never fails to fascinate . - and audience-abuse - as-nasty - - been-told-a - thousand-times - been-told-a - thousand-times - - funny level - good camp - greaseballs mob action-comedy . - hour , dissipated length . - it's a piece of dreck disguised as comedy . - kids-cute sentimentality by a warmth that isn't faked - kids-cute sentimentality by a warmth that isn't faked and - meets-new mesh is incarnated in the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater . - murder-suicide fandango with great cinematic innovation - relationship study - relationship study he's favored for decades - she's not funny ! - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff - spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together . - style cross-country adventure ... it has sporadic bursts of liveliness , some so-so slapstick and a few ear-pleasing songs on its soundtrack . - the books are better . - the director hasn't added enough of his own ingredients . - with honest performances and realistic interaction between the characters , this is a coming-of-age story with a twist . - worst of all - - wow , you've lost weight -- 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- -- 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . -- Conrad L . Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- -- Conrad L . Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- there's something impressive and yet lacking about everything . -- Conrad L. Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- -- Conrad L. Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- there's something impressive and yet lacking about everything . -- I'm not sure even Miyazaki himself does -- but they will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly delighted . -- I can testify to the comparative accuracy of Ms . Vardalos ' memories and insights . -- a decent full-on space battle -- a film less about refracting all of World War II through the specific conditions of one man , and more about that man -- a film to be savored . -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- -- a low-down version of the American dream . -- a nice , harmless date film -- a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- -- all are irrelevant to the experience of seeing The Scorpion King . -- an unpleasant debate that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's been acted out -- -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- -- and admirably -- and admirably -- -- and admirably -- uncommercial -- and at times , All -- and at times , All My Loved Ones more than flirts with kitsch -- the tale commands attention . -- and bad -- and bad -- -- and deeply appealing -- and deeply appealing -- -- and disposable story -- and disposable story -- -- and especially Williams , an American actress who becomes fully English -- and especially Williams , an American actress who becomes fully English -- -- and far less crass -- and far less crass - -- and gross -- and gross -- -- and indeed it must -- then The Grey Zone is to be lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle . -- and it isn't that funny . -- and long -- for its own good -- and not always for the better -- and not in a good way -- and some staggeringly boring cinema . -- and the sometimes bad choices -- and timely -- and timely -- -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . -- as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product -- as long as you're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters -- as well its delightful cast -- -- assuming , that is , she ever had one to begin with -- being real -- -- blessedly curse-free -- -- both colorful pop junk and the classics that unequivocally qualify as art -- -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama -- but , happily , a victim of none -- but bad -- -- but bad -- movie -- but certainly hard to hate . -- but his subjects are charmers . -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity -- but it's a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations . -- but it's rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity . -- but it makes for one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while . -- but never less than pure wankery . -- but not particularly funny -- -- but not stereotyped -- but not very Imaxy -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same -- but unquestionably alive -- but you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding . -- casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- -- definitely a step in the right direction -- don't worry -- drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- -- effortless , pleasurable , featherweight charm . -- elegant technology for the masses -- -- even as they are being framed in conversation -- Max is static , stilted . -- even more damning -- -- ever so gracefully -- -- every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- -- except with an outrageous central gimmick that could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life . -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- -- filled with menace and squalor -- for its historical significance alone -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- -- full of life and small delights -- -- go see it -- however canned -- -- however canned -- makes for unexpectedly giddy viewing . -- if predictable -- -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- -- in the title role -- -- in the title role -- helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying -- in turns loyal and deceitful , responsible and reckless , idealistically selfless and coldly self-interested -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions -- is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw . -- it's among the most breathtakingly designed films I've ever seen . -- it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable . -- kids who read , kids who dream -- -- like a rather unbelievable love interest and a meandering ending -- -- like a rather unbelievable love interest and a meandering ending -- this '60s caper film is a riveting , brisk delight . -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- -- maybe too much -- more accurately , it's moving -- more revealing , more emotional and more surprising -- -- nonstop romance , music , suspense and action . -- not a classic , but odd , entertaining and authentic -- not everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . ' -- not the first , by the way -- -- not the least of which is Amy's self-absorbed personality -- -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- -- one that pushes the boundaries of biography , and challenges its audience . -- opera's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions -- -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas -- or even keep your eyes open . -- people's homes are extensions of themselves , and particularly eccentric people have particularly eccentric living spaces -- but his subjects are charmers . -- perhaps more disturbing than originally intended -- -- pretty much aimed at any youngster who loves horses -- putting together familiar themes of family , forgiveness and love in a new way -- Lilo & Stitch has a number of other assets to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded . -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . -- re-enactments , archival footage , talking-head interviews -- -- reality shows for God's sake ! -- -- sadly -- -- sadly -- dull -- she's pretty and she can act -- -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps -- sometimes tedious -- -- sometimes tender , -- still , the derivative Nine Queens is lots of fun . -- stoner midnight flick , sci-fi deconstruction , gay fantasia -- -- that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen . -- that you should never forget -- the first to be released in the U . S . -- the kind of intimate and character-driven film that Bille August does best . -- the only good thing -- -- the real issues tucked between the silly and crude storyline -- the sober-minded original was as graceful as a tap-dancing rhino -- -- there's no scene that screams '' bathroom break ! '' -- they live together -- the film has a lot of charm . -- though unhappily for his subjects -- -- though unhappily for his subjects -- the invisible hand of the marketplace wrote a script that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match . -- thoughtfully written -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid -- to its own detriment -- much -- toward the end , you can feel your veins cringing from the workout . -- unless prewarned -- -- violence and whimsy don't combine easily -- -- violence and whimsy don't combine easily -- '' Cherish '' certainly isn't dull . -- violence and whimsy don't combine easily -- `` Cherish '' certainly isn't dull . -- wearing a cloak of unsentimental , straightforward text -- -- whatever that might mean -- when are bears bears and when are they like humans , only hairier -- would tax Einstein's brain . -- when done right -- -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so -- which would have made for better drama . -- while undeniably interesting -- wore out its welcome well before the end credits rolled about 45 minutes in . -- who are obviously pretty clever -- who are obviously pretty clever -- -- wisdom that comes with experience . -- worst of all -- -- you'll love this movie . -- you won't want to miss . -LRB- But it's -RRB- worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser -RRB- talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists -RRB- why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind . '' It's astonishing . . . . . little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , one-dimensional characters up the wazoo and sets that can only be described as sci-fi generic . . 11 . A rewarding work of art . All three descriptions suit Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new . . Allen . Besides , real movie producers aren't this nice . . Besson . Better . Burns . Bush . Curiously , Super Troopers suffers because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length . . Dick . Disgusting . . Disturbing . Disgusting . . E aqueles que decidiram . Entertaining . Feelgood . Good actress . . Good fun , good action , . Great dragons . He's one of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness . . He makes you realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty . . Here , alas , it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . . Hilariously . I have not been this disappointed by a movie in a long time . . I loved this film . . Instead , she sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions . . It's a cookie-cutter movie , a cut-and-paste job . . It's a testament to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries . It's a testament to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries . There's a sheer unbridled delight in the way the story unfurls ... . It's also , clearly , great fun . . It's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness . . It's not horrible , just horribly mediocre . . It's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . . It cooks Conduct in a low , smoky and inviting sizzle . . It ends up being neither , and fails at both endeavors . . It is also a testament to the integrity and vision of the band . . It looks like an action movie , but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such . . It merely indulges in the worst elements of all of them . . Killing time . One of the best of the year . Only masochistic moviegoers need apply . . Others may find it migraine-inducing , despite Moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding . . Petersburg . Sadly , Full Frontal plays like the work of a dilettante . . Schaeffer . Scott Baio is turning in some delightful work on indie projects . . Sever . Spielberg . Still , as a visual treat , the film is almost unsurpassed . . Still , it gets the job done -- a sleepy afternoon rental . . Still , it just sits there like a side dish no one ordered . . Still , the updated Dickensian sensibility of writer Craig Bartlett's story is appealing . . That is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion . . The charming result is Festival in Cannes . . The result might look like Vulgar . . This is a shameless sham , calculated to cash in on the popularity of its stars . . Unfortunately , there is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either . . You leave the same way you came -- a few tasty morsels under your belt , but no new friends . . You try to guess the order in which the kids in the house will be gored . . viewers ... '' Bowling for Columbine '' remains a disquieting and thought-provoking film ... ... ( Sex and Lucía ) makes for an arousing good time . ... ( a ) strained comedy that jettisons all opportunities for Rock to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense . ... ( but ) Lohman's moist ... ( it ) finds a way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor . ... ( like ) channel surfing between the Discovery Channel and a late-night made-for-cable action movie . ... ( the film ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce . ... ( the film ) works , due mostly to the tongue-in-cheek attitude of the screenplay . ... Belinsky is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn . ... Blade II is still top-heavy with blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves . ... Brian De Palma is utterly mad : cinema mad , set-piece mad , style mad . It's a beautiful madness . ... Burdette's collage-form scenario tends to over-romanticize the spiritual desolation of the struggling artiste . ... Cagney's ` top of the world ' has been replaced by the bottom of the barrel . ... Despite lagging near the finish line , the movie runs a good race ... Despite lagging near the finish line , the movie runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' ... Festival in Cannes bubbles with the excitement of the festival in Cannes . ... In this incarnation its fizz is infectious ... Liotta is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario . ... Liotta is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario . Too bad . ... Mafia , rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads ... Mafia , rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads in a regurgitation ... Mafia , rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads in a regurgitation of cinematic violence that ... Mafia , rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads in a regurgitation of cinematic violence that gives brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero . ... Margarita feels like a hazy high that takes too long to shake . ... Not that I mind ugly ; the problem is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . ... Olivier Assayas has fashioned an absorbing look at provincial bourgeois French society . ... Pray doesn't have a passion for the material . ... Pray doesn't have a passion for the material . He nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race . ... Rogers's mouth never stops shut about the war between the sexes and how to win the battle . ... Stylistically , the movie is a disaster . ... Tara Reid plays a college journalist , but she looks like the six-time winner of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant , so I don't know what she's doing in here ... ... The Lady and the Duke surprisingly manages never to grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience . ... The movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film , is frequently indecipherable . ... The movie feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies . ... Wallace is smart to vary the pitch of his movie , balancing deafening battle scenes with quieter domestic scenes of women back home receiving War Department telegrams . ... Watching it was painful . ... What Antwone Fisher isn't , however , is original . ... ` Some Body ' will appeal to No One . ... ` The Country Bears ' should never have been brought out of hibernation . ... `` Bowling for Columbine '' remains a disquieting and thought-provoking film ... ... a bland , pretentious mess . ... a bland murder-on-campus ... a bland murder-on-campus yawner ... a bland murder-on-campus yawner . ... a cheap , ludicrous attempt at serious horror . ... a cheerfully inconsequential diversion . ... a cinematic disaster so inadvertently sidesplitting it's worth the price of admission for the ridicule factor alone . ... a complete shambles of a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant that I can't believe any viewer , young or old , would have a good time here . ... a confusing drudgery . ... a delicious crime drama on par with the slickest of Mamet . ... a delightfully unpredictable , hilarious comedy with wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender labels . ... a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , for about ten minutes . ... a funny yet dark and seedy clash of cultures and generations . ... a gleefully grungy , hilariously wicked black comedy ... ... a good film that must have baffled the folks in the marketing department . ... a great , participatory spectator sport . ' ... a guiltless film for nice evening out . ... a hokey piece of nonsense that tries too hard to be emotional . ... a hollow joke ... a hollow joke told by a cinematic gymnast having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it ... a light , yet engrossing piece . ... a light , yet engrossing piece . Lux , now in her eighties , does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject -- taking us through a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history . ... a low rate Annie featuring some kid who can't act , only echoes of Jordan , and weirdo actor Crispin Glover screwing things up old school . ... a movie that , quite simply , shouldn't have been made . ... a plotline that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this '' un-bear-able '' project ! ... a plotline that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project ! ... a powerful sequel and one of the best films of the year . ... a pretentious and ultimately empty examination of a sick and evil woman . ... a pretentious mess ... ... a pretentious mess ... ... a psychological masterpiece ... a quietly introspective portrait of the self-esteem of employment and the shame of losing a job ... a quietly introspective portrait of the self-esteem of employment and the shame of losing a job ... ... a rather bland affair . ... a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions ... a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence ... a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence and ... a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence and how the heart accomodates practical needs . ... a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence and how the heart accomodates practical needs . It is an unstinting look at a collaboration between damaged people that may or may not qual ... a scummy ripoff of David Cronenberg's brilliant ` Videodrome . ' ... a series of tales told with the intricate preciseness of the best short story writing . ... a solid , unassuming drama . ... a solid , well-formed satire . ... a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety ... a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety of the 1920 ... a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety of the 1920's ... ... a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety of the 1920's ... The film's ending has a `` What was it all for ... a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety of the 1920's ... The film's ending has a `` What was it all for ? ... a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety of the 1920's ... The film's ending has a `` What was it all for ? '' ... a spoof comedy that carries its share of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh . ... a star-making project ... a sweetly affecting story about four sisters who are coping , in one way or another , with life's endgame . ... a thoughtful what-if for the heart as well as the mind . ... a triumph of emotionally and narratively complex filmmaking . ... a true delight . ... a visually seductive , unrepentantly trashy take on rice's second installment of her vampire chronicles ... a vivid , thoughtful , unapologetically raw coming-of-age tale full of sex , drugs and rock 'n' roll . ... a weak and ineffective ghost story without a conclusion or pay off . ... about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams playing one another on the final day of the season . ... actually pretty good . ... again shows uncanny skill in getting under the skin of her characters ... also one of the most curiously depressing ... although this idea is '' new '' the results are tired . ... although this idea is `` new '' the results are tired . ... an adorably whimsical comedy that deserves more than a passing twinkle . ... an airless , prepackaged Julia Roberts wannabe that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you'll wonder if Lopez's publicist should share screenwriting credit . ... an eerily suspenseful , deeply absorbing piece that works as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller . ... an enjoyably frothy ` date movie ' ... ... an hour-and-a-half of inoffensive , unmemorable filler . ... an incredibly heavy-handed , manipulative dud that feels all too familiar . ... an interesting slice of history . ... an often intense character study about fathers and sons , loyalty and duty . ... and a nonstop parade of mock-Tarantino scuzbag types that starts out clever but veers into overkill ... and excellent use of music by India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh ... and gradually grows into something of considerable power ... and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer ... and then only as a very mild rental ... another example of how Sandler is losing his touch . ... are of course stultifyingly contrived and too stylized by half . ... are rewarded by brutal , committed performances from Huppert and Magimel . ... as stiff , ponderous and charmless as a mechanical apparatus ... begins on a high note and sustains it beautifully . ... begins with promise , but runs aground after being snared in its own tangled plot . ... better described as a ghost story gone badly awry . ... bibbidy-bobbidi-bland . ... both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry ... both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry , ... both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry , so ... both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry , so sit back , ... breathes surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters . ... bright , intelligent , and humanly funny film . ... brings an absolutely riveting conviction to her role . ... broad streaks of common sense emerge with unimpeachable clarity . ... built on the premise that middle-class Arkansas consists of monster truck-loving good ol' boys and peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids . ... but at least this time there's some centered storytelling to go along with all the weird stuff . ... but finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family ... but it is also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness . ... but its abrupt drop in IQ points as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide . ... but mostly the humor is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty . ... by the time it's done with us , Mira Nair's new movie has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery , of having been immersed in a foreign culture only to find that human nature is pretty much the same all over . ... certainly an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes . ... certainly an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes . But something seems to be missing . A sense of real magic , perhaps . ... comes alive only when it switches gears to the sentimental . ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films ... contains very few laughs and even less surprises . ... continue to impress ... could easily be called the best Korean film of 2002 . ... create engaging characterizations in Imamura's lively and enjoyable cultural mix . ... del Toro maintains a dark mood that makes the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy . ... deliver a riveting and surprisingly romantic ride . ... demonstrates a wry understanding of the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun ... ... digs beyond the usual portrayals of good kids and bad seeds to reveal a more ambivalent set of characters and motivations . ... director John Schultz colors the picture in some evocative shades . ... does full honor to Miyazaki's teeming and often unsettling landscape , and to the conflicted complexity of his characters . ... doesn't deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is . ... embodies the character with an effortlessly regal charisma . ... enthusiastically invokes the percussion rhythm , the brass soul and the sense of fierce competition that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games . ... epilogue that leaks suspension of disbelief like a sieve , Die Another Day is as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller . ... even if you've never heard of Chaplin , you'll still be glued to the screen . ... expands the horizons of boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape . ... familiar and predictable , and 4\/5ths of it might as well have come from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc . ... familiar and predictable , and 4\/5ths of it might as well have come from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc . Reyes ' word processor . ... feels as if ( there's ) a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes can give it a good , hard yank whenever he wants you to feel something . ... flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , delicious dialogue and a wide supply of effective sight gags . ... for all its social and political potential , State Property doesn't end up being very inspiring or insightful . ... fuses the events of her life with the imagery in her paintings so vividly that the artist's work may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film . ... get a sense of good intentions derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone . ... gets vivid performances from her cast and pulls off some deft Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences . ... gives give a solid , anguished performance that eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done . ... gives his best screen performance with an oddly winning portrayal of one of life's ultimate losers . ... grows decidedly flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set pieces . ... had this much imagination and nerve ... has a pleasing way with a metaphor . ... has about 3\/4th the fun of its spry 2001 predecessor -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity . ... has done an amazing job of getting realistic performances from his mainly nonprofessional cast . ... has done his homework and soaked up some jazzy new revisionist theories about the origins of Nazi politics and aesthetics . ... has freaky scenes where the crew wonder if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . It's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke , made creepy by its '' men in a sardine can '' warped logic . ... has thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story . ... have made the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit ... hits every cliche we've come to expect , including the assumption that `` crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny . ... hokey art house pretension . ... hypnotically dull . ... if it had been only half-an-hour long or a TV special , the humor would have been fast and furious -- at ninety minutes , it drags . ... if this sappy script was the best the contest received , those rejected must have been astronomically bad . ... if you , like me , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with , then you're in for a painful ride . ... in no way original , or even all that memorable , but as downtown Saturday matinee brain candy , it doesn't disappoint . ... in the pile of useless actioners from MTV schmucks who don't know how to tell a story for more than four minutes . ... in trying to capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances , the film has -- ironically - distanced us from the characters . ... innocent and well-meaning ... instead go rent `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance . ... irritating soul-searching garbage . ... is , also , frequently hilarious . ... is a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience . ... is a man who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows ... is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri . I had to look away - this was god awful . ... is at 22 a powerful young actor . ... is at once playful and haunting , an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist who was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends . ... is dudsville ... is dudsville . ... is funny in the way that makes you ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important , warm without ever succumbing to sentimentality . ... is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . ... is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . It is also a testament to the integrity and vision of the band . ... is less concerned with cultural and political issues than doting on its eccentric characters . ... is magnificent ... is moldy and obvious . ... is so enamored of her own creation that she can't see how insufferable the character is . ... is so intimate and sensual and funny and psychologically self-revealing that it makes most of what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics . ... is so pat it makes your teeth hurt . ... is that he obviously doesn't have his heart in it . ... is the parade of veteran painters , confounded dealers , and miscellaneous bohos who expound upon the subject's mysterious personality without ever explaining him . ... is there a deeper , more direct connection between these women , one that spans time and reveals meaning ? You bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking . ... it's Robert Duvall ! ... it's also so jarring that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story . ... it's as comprehensible as any Dummies guide , something even non-techies can enjoy . ... it acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today . ... it does possess a loose , lackadaisical charm . ... it feels like a glossy rehash . ... it has sporadic bursts of liveliness , some so-so slapstick and a few ear-pleasing songs on its soundtrack . ... it is visually ravishing , penetrating , impenetrable . ... it wasn't the subject matter that ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second , did I miss something ? '' ... it wastes all its star power on cliched or meaningless roles . ... its solemn pretension prevents us from sharing the awe in which it holds itself . ... its three-hour running time plays closer to two . ... keep the movie from ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired . ... keep the movie slaloming through its hackneyed elements with enjoyable ease . ... less a story than an inexplicable nightmare , right down to the population's shrugging acceptance to each new horror . ... lies a plot cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments . ... makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1 . ... makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart . ... manages to deliver a fair bit of vampire fun . ... manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy . ... may look classy in a '60s - homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry , dry , dry . ... may put off insiders and outsiders alike . ... may work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . ... may work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . This Scarlet's letter is A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary . ... might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener ? ... most viewers will wish there had been more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned . '' ... never quite settles on either side ... no charm , no laughs , no fun , no reason to watch . ... once the true impact of the day unfolds , the power of this movie is undeniable . ... one of the more influential works of the ` Korean New Wave ' . ... one of the most entertaining monster movies in ages ... one of the most entertaining monster movies in ages ... ... one of the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers i ... one of the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers i've seen in quite a long time ... one of the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers i've seen in quite a long time . ... one resurrection too many . ... overly melodramatic ... ... pays tribute to heroes the way Julia Roberts hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism . ... performs is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double ... pitiful , slapdash disaster . ... pitiful , slapdash disaster . A DOA dud from frame one . ... plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . ... plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . In fact , it doesn't even seem like she tried . ... plenty of warmth to go around , with music and laughter and the love of family . ... portrays young Brendan with his usual intelligence and subtlety , not to mention a convincing brogue . ... post-September 11 , '' The Sum Of All Fears '' seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves . ... post-September 11 , `` The Sum Of All Fears '' seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves . ... presents classic moral-condundrum drama : What would you have done to survive ? The problem with the film is whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau . ... puts enough salt into the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material to make it sting . ... quite endearing . ... quite good at providing some good old fashioned spooks . ... really horrible drek . ... reflecting the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score ... represents a spectacular piece of theater ... revenge is sweet ! ... should have been sent back to the tailor for some major alterations . ... silly humbuggery ... ... simultaneously degrades its characters , its stars and its audience . ... somehow manages to escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks . ... something ... something appears to have been lost in the translation this time ... something appears to have been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . '' ... spellbinding fun and deliciously exploitative . ... spiced with humor ( ' I speak fluent flatula , ' advises Denlopp after a rather , er , bubbly exchange with an alien deckhand ) ... spiced with humor ( ' I speak fluent flatula , ' advises Denlopp after a rather , er , bubbly exchange with an alien deckhand ) and ... spiced with humor ( ' I speak fluent flatula , ' advises Denlopp after a rather , er , bubbly exchange with an alien deckhand ) and witty updatings ( Silver's parrot has been replaced with Morph , a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around ) ... stale and uninspired . ... standard guns versus martial arts cliche with little new added . ... strips Bible stores of the potential for sanctimoniousness , making them meaningful for both kids and church-wary adults . ... stumbles over every cheap trick in the book trying to make the outrage come even easier . ... sucks the humanity from the film , leaving behind an horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle . ... take your pick . All three descriptions suit Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new . ... takes Kurys ' career to a whole new level . ... takes the beauty of baseball and melds it ... thankfully manages to outshine the role and successfully plays the foil to Willis's world-weary colonel . ... that feels very human and very true to life . ... that the material is so second-rate . ... the cast portrays their cartoon counterparts well ... but quite frankly , Scoob and Shag don't eat enough during the film . ' ... the chemistry or lack thereof between Newton and Wahlberg could turn an Imax theater into a 9 '' black and white portable TV . ... the drama is finally too predictable to leave much of an impression . ... the efforts of its star , Kline , to lend some dignity to a dumb story are for naught . ... the film's considered approach to its subject matter is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' ... the film suffers from a lack of humor ( something needed to balance out the violence ) ... ... the first 2\/3 of the film are incredibly captivating and insanely funny , thanks in part to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor ... ... the gentle melding of drama and comedy makes '' What Time Is It There ? '' ... the gentle melding of drama and comedy makes '' What Time Is It There ? '' something the true film buff will enjoy ... the gentle melding of drama and comedy makes '' What Time Is It There ? '' something the true film buff will enjoy . ... the good and different idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and , except for the fine star performances , there is little else to recommend `` Never Again . '' ... the kind of entertainment that parents love to have their kids see . ... the kind of movie you see because the theater has air conditioning . ... the maudlin way its story unfolds suggests a director fighting against the urge to sensationalize his material . ... the movie becomes a heady experience . ... the movie is too heady for children , and too preachy for adults . ... the one thing this Wild film has that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . That's fun for kids of any age . ... the picture's cleverness is ironically muted by the very people who are intended to make it shine ... the picture fails to generate much suspense , nor does it ask searching enough questions to justify its pretensions . ... the plot weaves us into a complex web . ... the reason to go see '' Blue Crush '' ... the reason to go see `` Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings . ... the story , like Ravel's Bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with . ... the story , like ravel's bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with ... the story , like ravel's bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with . ... the story is far-flung , illogical , and plain stupid . ... the story simply putters along looking for astute observations and coming up blank . ... the tale of her passionate , tumultuous affair with Musset unfolds as Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , takes form . ... the whole thing succeeded only in making me groggy . ... there's a choppy , surface-effect feeling to the whole enterprise . ... there's enough cool fun here to warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages . ... there is enough originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies that so often end up on cinema screens . ... there just isn't much to laugh at . ... this goes after one truth ( the Ford administration's complicity in tearing ` orphans ' from their mothers ) and stumbles upon others even more compelling . ... this isn't even a movie we can enjoy as mild escapism ; it is one in which fear and frustration are provoked to intolerable levels . ... this movie is one long chick-flick slog . ... this otherwise appealing picture loses its soul to Screenwriting For Dummies conformity . ... this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along ... ... tones down his pint-sized gangsta act to play someone who resembles a real kid . ... too contrived to be as naturally charming as it needs to be . ... too sappy for its own good . ... tremendous energy from the cast , a sense of playfulness and excitement ... tremendous energy from the cast , a sense of playfulness and excitement that seems appropriate ... tries to cram too many ingredients into one small pot . ... unbearably lame . ... unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , and completely , utterly inept . ... unlike ( Scorsese's Mean Streets ) , Ash Wednesday is essentially devoid of interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot . ... unspeakably , unbearably dull , featuring reams of flatly delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted . ... very funny , very enjoyable ... ... visually striking and slickly staged ... was unable to reproduce the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight . ... watching this film nearly provoked me to take my own life . And if The Hours wins ` Best Picture ' I just might . ... what a banal bore the preachy Circuit turns out to be ... while Dark Water isn't a complete wash ( no pun intended ) , watched side-by-side with Ringu , it ultimately comes off as a pale successor . ... while certainly clever in spots , this too-long , spoofy update of Shakespeare's Macbeth doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention . ... while each moment of this broken character study is rich in emotional texture , the journey doesn't really go anywhere . ... while the humor aspects of ` Jason X ' were far more entertaining than I had expected , everything else about the film tanks . ... while the humor aspects of ` jason x ' were far more entertaining than i had expected ... while the humor aspects of ` jason x ' were far more entertaining than i had expected , ... while the humor aspects of ` jason x ' were far more entertaining than i had expected , everything else about the film tanks ... while the humor aspects of ` jason x ' were far more entertaining than i had expected , everything else about the film tanks . ... will always be remembered for the 9-11 terrorist attacks . After seeing the film , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it . ... wise and elegiac ... ... with '' The Bourne Identity '' we return to the more traditional action genre . ... with the candy-like taste of it fading faster than 25-cent bubble gum , I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . It's a trifle . ... with the gifted Pearce on hand to keep things on semi-stable ground dramatically , this retooled Machine is ultimately effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself . ... works on some levels and is certainly worth seeing at least once . ... would be more at home on a daytime television serial ... you can be forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already . 00 007 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience 1 drips with style 1 drips with style and 1 drips with style and , at times , blood 10 10 Worst List 10 Worst List bad 10 minutes into the film you'll be white-knuckled and unable to look away . 10 or 15 minutes could be cut 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- 10,000 10-course banquet 100 % 100 % missing here 100 minutes or $ 7.00 102-minute 11 , an antique , in the end 11 times too many 11-year-old boys with sports dreams of their own 11-year-old boys with sports dreams of their own and 112-minute 123 12th Oscar nomination 13 Conversations About One Thing '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling . 13 Conversations may be a bit too enigmatic and overly ambitious to be fully successful 13 Conversations may be a bit too enigmatic and overly ambitious to be fully successful , 13 Conversations may be a bit too enigmatic and overly ambitious to be fully successful , but 13 Conversations may be a bit too enigmatic and overly ambitious to be fully successful , but Sprecher and her screenwriting partner and sister , Karen Sprecher , don't seem ever to run out of ideas 13-year-old girl 15 years old 15-cent stump speech 19 predecessors to get THIS 19 stays afloat as decent drama\/action flick 1937 breakthrough 1950 live-action swashbuckling classic 1960s rebellion 1987 1991 1993 classic 1995's Forget Paris 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over 2 million 2-day old Coke 20 years apart 2002's first great film 20th 20th anniversary edition 20th-century footnotes 3 Oscar winners 3-D 30 seconds of plot 300 hundred years of Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement 300 years of Russian history and culture 300 years of Russian history and culture compressed into an evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream of consciousness . 3000 4 friends 4 friends , 4 friends , 2 couples 4 friends , 2 couples , 2000 miles , and 49-year-old Roberto Benigni playing the wooden boy Pinocchio is scary enough 4Ever has the same sledgehammer appeal as Pokemon videos , 4Ever has the same sledgehammer appeal as Pokemon videos , but 4Ever has the same sledgehammer appeal as Pokemon videos , but it breathes more on the big screen and induces headaches more slowly 4Ever has the same sledgehammer appeal as Pokemon videos , but it breathes more on the big screen and induces headaches more slowly . 4Ever is harmless in the extreme and it'll mute your kids for nearly 80 minutes 4Ever is harmless in the extreme and it'll mute your kids for nearly 80 minutes , 4Ever is neither a promise nor a threat so much as wishful thinking . 5 grade trash 50-year friendship 500 51 times stronger 65-minute trifle 75 wasted minutes of Sandler as the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie 77 minutes of Pokemon 77 minutes of Pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does . 77 minutes of Pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it . 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it just 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does . 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does . my only wish 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does . my only wish is that celebi could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it 77 minutes of pokemon may not last 4ever , it just seems like it does . my only wish is that celebi could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it . 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' 7th Heaven 8 Crazy Nights 8 Crazy Nights comes close to hitting a comedic or satirical target 8 million charmer 8 million charmer , 8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart 80 minutes of these shenanigans exhausting 800-page 83 minute 84 minutes is short 84 minutes of rolling musical back beat and supercharged cartoon warfare . It's also , clearly , great fun . 86 minutes too long 88 minutes of exaggerated action 88-minute highlight reel 88-minute infomercial 88-minute rip-off 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric , which are included 90 minutes of playing opposite each other Bullock and Grant still 90 minutes of playing opposite each other Bullock and Grant still look ill at ease sharing the same scene 90 minutes trying figure out whether or not some cocky pseudo-intellectual kid has intentionally left college or was killed 90 punitive minutes 90 punitive minutes of eardrum-dicing gunplay , screeching-metal smashups , and flaccid odd-couple sniping 90 punitive minutes of eardrum-dicing gunplay , screeching-metal smashups , and flaccid odd-couple sniping . 90-minute , four-star movie 90-minute dud 90-minute postmodern voyage 90-plus 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us 91-minute trailer 93 minutes of unrecoverable life 93-minute condensation 94-minute travesty 95 minutes 95 often hilarious minutes 95-minute commercial 98 99-minute : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents : Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected . Dramas like this make it human . : Celebrity cameos do not automatically equal laughs . : Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement . : Enter the Fist is hilarious . It's too bad nothing else is . : For the first time since Desperately Seeking Susan , Madonna doesn't suck as an actress . : George W . Bush : He's the con , and you're just the mark . : He makes language sexy . : It's a comedy full of gentle humor that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight . : It's a slow slog to get there . : It's careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes . : It's not really funny . : It's so bad it's good , but only if you slide in on a freebie . : It's witty and inventive , too , and in hindsight , it isn't even all that dumb . : It extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively . : It never comes close to being either funny or scary . : Land Beyond Time is an enjoyable Big Movie primarily because Australia is a weirdly beautiful place . : Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before . : Nobody deserves any prizes here . : Resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , but it isn't nearly as terrible as it cold have been . : Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb : Stallion of the Cimarron is a winner . : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- : The Island of Lost Dreams writer\/director\/producer Robert Rodriguez has cobbled together a film that feels like a sugar high gone awry . : The Movie . '' It's that painful : The Widowmaker is a great yarn . : The Widowmaker is derivative , overlong , and bombastic -- yet surprisingly entertaining . : We need kidnapping suspense dramas right now like we need doomsday thrillers . : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . : disappointment . : fast , furious and full : informative , revealing and richly entertaining : it's not scary in the slightest . : lots of ham , lots of cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half . : neither as funny nor as clever : the intelligent romantic comedy with actual ideas on its mind . : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind : very small children who will be delighted simply to spend more time with familiar cartoon characters . : who wants to see a comedy about shoddy airport security ? ; a Triumph , however , it is not . ; a film that deftly balances action and reflection as it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work . ; absurd , yet tremendously sad ; it's just too bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight . ; it's so clever you want to hate it . But he somehow pulls it off . ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend ; the problem is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . ; their shortage dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences . ; this one is a feast . ; you can hate yourself later . the gift of the magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene . merry friggin ' christmas ? A romance ? ? Certainly . ? No big hairy deal . ? Sadly , as Blood Work proves , that was a long , long time ago . ? That's the only sane rationale I can think of for Swimfan's existence . ? Um , no . ? Well , it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look . A ' list cast A '' Home Alone '' film that is staged like '' Rosemary's Baby , '' but is not as well-conceived as either of those films . A '' black Austin Powers ? A '' black Austin Powers ? '' I prefer to think of it as '' Pootie Tang with a budget . '' Sa da TAY A '' black Austin Powers ? '' I prefer to think of it as '' Pootie Tang with a budget . '' Sa da TAY ! A '' range A ) soulless A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary A ... cynical and serious look at teenage boys doing what they do best - being teenagers A 75-minute sample of puerile A 75-minute sample of puerile rubbish that is listless , witless , and devoid of anything resembling humor . A 94-minute travesty A 94-minute travesty of unparalleled proportions , writer-director Parker A 94-minute travesty of unparalleled proportions , writer-director Parker seems to go out of his way to turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum . A B-movie you can sit through , enjoy on a certain level and then forget . A Blair Witch - style adventure that plays like a bad soap opera , with passable performances from everyone in the cast A Blair Witch - style adventure that plays like a bad soap opera , with passable performances from everyone in the cast . A DOA A DOA dud from frame one . A Frankenstein mishmash that careens from dark satire to cartoonish slapstick A French film with a more down-home flavor A French film with a more down-home flavor . A Funeral A Jewish WW II doc that isn't trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience ! Who knew A Jewish WW II doc that isn't trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience ! Who knew ... A Lifetime movie A Movie to Forget A Nightmare A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip -- A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip -- it avalanches into forced fuzziness A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip -- it avalanches into forced fuzziness . A Rumor of Angels reveals itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , not even Ms . A Rumor of Angels should dispel it . A Song A Song For Martin is made infinitely more wrenching by the performances of real-life spouses Seldahl and Wollter A TV style murder mystery with a few big screen moments ( including one that seems to be made for a different film altogether ) A TV style murder mystery with a few big screen moments ( including one that seems to be made for a different film altogether ) . A Veggie Tales Movie may well depend on your threshold for pop manifestations of the Holy Spirit . A Walk to Remember '' A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . A Walk to Remember a niche hit A Walk to Remember is an inspirational love story , capturing the innocence and idealism of that first encounter . A ` Girls Gone Wild ' video A ` Girls Gone Wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , The Burning Sensation A ` Girls Gone Wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , The Burning Sensation isn't a definitive counter-cultural document A ` Girls Gone Wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , The Burning Sensation isn't a definitive counter-cultural document -- A ` Girls Gone Wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , The Burning Sensation isn't a definitive counter-cultural document -- its makers aren't removed and inquisitive enough for that A ` Girls Gone Wild ' video for the boho art-house crowd , The Burning Sensation isn't a definitive counter-cultural document -- its makers aren't removed and inquisitive enough for that . A `` Home Alone '' film that is staged like `` Rosemary's Baby , '' but is not as well-conceived as either of those films . A backhanded ode to female camaraderie penned by a man who has little clue about either the nature of women or of friendship . A backstage must-see A backstage must-see for true fans A backstage must-see for true fans of comedy A backstage must-see for true fans of comedy . A bad movie A bad movie that A bad movie that happened to good actors . A baffling misfire A baffling misfire , A baffling misfire , and A baffling misfire , and possibly the weakest movie ( Woody Allen ) has made in the last twenty years A baffling misfire , and possibly the weakest movie ( Woody Allen ) has made in the last twenty years . A baffling mixed platter of gritty realism and magic realism with a hard-to-swallow premise A baffling mixed platter of gritty realism and magic realism with a hard-to-swallow premise . A baffling subplot A baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside Danish cows A baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside Danish cows falls flat , and A baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside Danish cows falls flat , and if you're going to alter the Bard's ending , you'd better have a good alternative A baffling subplot involving smuggling drugs inside Danish cows falls flat , and if you're going to alter the Bard's ending , you'd better have a good alternative . A banal , virulently unpleasant excuse A banal , virulently unpleasant excuse for a romantic comedy A banal , virulently unpleasant excuse for a romantic comedy . A battle between bug-eye theatre and dead-eye A battle between bug-eye theatre and dead-eye matinee . A beautiful A beautiful , entertaining two hours A beautiful , entertaining two hours . A beautiful , entertaining two hours . You get the idea , though , that Kapur intended the film to be more than that . A beautiful , timeless and universal tale A beautiful , timeless and universal tale of heated passions A beautiful , timeless and universal tale of heated passions -- A beautiful , timeless and universal tale of heated passions -- jealousy , betrayal , forgiveness and murder A beautiful , timeless and universal tale of heated passions -- jealousy , betrayal , forgiveness and murder . A beautiful and haunting examination A beautiful and haunting examination of the stories A beautiful paean A beautiful paean to a time A beautiful paean to a time long past A beautiful paean to a time long past . A beautifully A beautifully observed character piece . A beautifully shot but dull and ankle-deep ` epic . ' A beautifully tooled action thriller about love and terrorism in Korea . A beguiling , slow-moving parable about the collision of past and present A beguiling , slow-moving parable about the collision of past and present on a remote seacoast in Iran A beguiling evocation A beguiling evocation of the quality that keeps Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions A beguiling evocation of the quality that keeps Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions . A beguiling splash A beguiling splash of pastel colors and prankish comedy from Disney A benign but forgettable sci-fi A beyond-lame satire A beyond-lame satire , A beyond-lame satire , Teddy Bears ' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing A beyond-lame satire , Teddy Bears ' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing debuts by an esteemed writer-actor . A big , gorgeous , sprawling swashbuckler A big , gorgeous , sprawling swashbuckler that A big , loud , bang-the-drum bore . A big fat pain . A big meal of cliches that the talented cast generally chokes on . A big-budget\/all-star movie A big-budget\/all-star movie as unblinkingly pure as The Hours A big-budget\/all-star movie as unblinkingly pure as The Hours is a distinct rarity , and an event . A bigger holiday downer than your end-of-year 401 ( k ) statement . A bit of a downer and a little A bit of a downer and a little over-dramatic at times A bit of a downer and a little over-dramatic at times , A bit of a downer and a little over-dramatic at times , but A bit of a downer and a little over-dramatic at times , but this is a beautiful film for people who like their romances to have that French realism A bit of a downer and a little over-dramatic at times , but this is a beautiful film for people who like their romances to have that French realism . A bit of an unwieldy mess A bit too eager to please A bit too eager to please . A bittersweet contemporary comedy A bittersweet contemporary comedy about benevolent deception , which , while it may not rival the filmmaker's period pieces , is still very much worth seeing A bittersweet contemporary comedy about benevolent deception , which , while it may not rival the filmmaker's period pieces , is still very much worth seeing . A bittersweet drama A bittersweet drama about the limbo of grief and how truth-telling A bittersweet drama about the limbo of grief and how truth-telling can open the door to liberation . A bittersweet film , A bittersweet film , simple in form but rich with human events A bittersweet film , simple in form but rich with human events . A bizarre piece of work , with premise and dialogue A bizarre piece of work , with premise and dialogue at the level of kids ' television and plot threads A bizarre piece of work , with premise and dialogue at the level of kids ' television and plot threads as morose as teen pregnancy , rape and suspected murder A bland , obnoxious 88-minute A bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial A bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial for Universal Studios and its ancillary products A bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial for Universal Studios and its ancillary products . A bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial for Universal Studios and its ancillary products . . . A bland animated sequel A bland animated sequel that A bland animated sequel that hardly seems worth the effort . A blessed gift A blessed gift to film A blessed gift to film geeks and historians A blessed gift to film geeks and historians . If the '70's were your idea of a good time at the movies A blessed gift to film geeks and historians . If the '70's were your idea of a good time at the movies , this will make you very happy . A bloated gasbag thesis A bodice-ripper for intellectuals A bodice-ripper for intellectuals . A bold ( and lovely ) experiment A bold ( and lovely ) experiment that will A bold ( and lovely ) experiment that will almost certainly bore most audiences into their own brightly colored dreams . A bold and subversive film A bold and subversive film that cuts across the grain of what A bonanza of wacky sight gags , outlandish color schemes , and corny visual puns that can be appreciated equally as an abstract Frank Tashlin comedy and as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career A bore that tends to hammer home every one of its points . A boring , formulaic mix A boring , formulaic mix of serial killers and stalk 'n' A boring , pretentious muddle A boring , pretentious muddle that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor for A boring , pretentious muddle that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor for -- A boring , pretentious muddle that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor for -- well , I'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop A boring , pretentious muddle that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor for -- well , I'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop . A boring , wincingly cute and nauseatingly politically correct cartoon A boring masquerade ball where normally good actors , even Kingsley , are made to look bad . A bracing A bracing , unblinking work that serves as a painful elegy and sobering cautionary tale A bracing , unblinking work that serves as a painful elegy and sobering cautionary tale . A breathtaking adventure A breathtaking adventure for all ages , Spirit A breathtaking adventure for all ages , Spirit tells its poignant and uplifting story in a stunning fusion of music and images . A breezy , diverting , conventional , well-acted tale A breezy , diverting , conventional , well-acted tale of two men A breezy blend A breezy blend of art , history , esoteric musings and philosophy A breezy blend of art , history , esoteric musings and philosophy . A breezy romantic comedy A breezy romantic comedy that A bright , inventive A bright , inventive , thoroughly winning flight of revisionist fancy . A brilliant , absurd collection A brilliant , absurd collection of vignettes that , in their own idiosyncratic way , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium A brilliant , absurd collection of vignettes that , in their own idiosyncratic way , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium . A brilliant gag A brisk , reverent , and subtly different sequel A brisk , reverent , and subtly different sequel . A broad , melodramatic estrogen opera A broad , melodramatic estrogen opera that A brutal and funny A brutal and funny work A brutal and funny work . A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter , A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly but A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly but the ideas tie together beautifully A brutal and funny work . Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly but the ideas tie together beautifully . A brutally dry satire of Middle American numbness . A brutally honest documentary A brutally honest documentary about a much anticipated family reunion that goes wrong thanks to culture shock and a refusal to empathize with others A buoyant romantic comedy A buoyant romantic comedy about friendship , love , and the truth A buoyant romantic comedy about friendship , love , and the truth that we're all in this together A buoyant romantic comedy about friendship , love , and the truth that we're all in this together . A burst of color , music , and dance that only the most practiced curmudgeon could fail to crack a smile at A burst of color , music , and dance that only the most practiced curmudgeon could fail to crack a smile at . A by-the-numbers effort that won't A byzantine melodrama A candid and often fascinating documentary A candid and often fascinating documentary about a Pentecostal church A candid and often fascinating documentary about a Pentecostal church in Dallas A candid and often fascinating documentary about a Pentecostal church in Dallas that assembles an elaborate haunted house each year to scare A canny , derivative , wildly gruesome portrait A canny , derivative , wildly gruesome portrait of a London A captivating and intimate study A captivating and intimate study about dying and loving A captivating and intimate study about dying and loving ... A captivating coming-of-age story A captivating coming-of-age story that may also be the first narrative film to be truly informed by the wireless A captivating coming-of-age story that may also be the first narrative film to be truly informed by the wireless age . A captivating cross-cultural comedy A captivating cross-cultural comedy of manners A captivating new film . A captivatingly quirky hybrid A captivatingly quirky hybrid of character portrait , romantic comedy and beat-the-clock thriller A captivatingly quirky hybrid of character portrait , romantic comedy and beat-the-clock thriller . A carefully structured A cartoon ? A cartoon that's truly cinematic in scope A cartoon that's truly cinematic in scope , A cartoon that's truly cinematic in scope , and A cartoon that's truly cinematic in scope , and a story that's compelling and heartfelt -- even if the heart belongs to a big A cartoon that's truly cinematic in scope , and a story that's compelling and heartfelt -- even if the heart belongs to a big , A cautionary tale about the folly of superficiality that is itself endlessly superficial . A cautionary tale about the grandiosity of a college student who sees himself as impervious to a fall A celebration A celebration of quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , and damn the consequences A cellophane-pop remake A cellophane-pop remake of the punk A cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic Ladies and Gentlemen , The Fabulous Stains A cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic Ladies and Gentlemen , The Fabulous Stains ... A cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic Ladies and Gentlemen , The Fabulous Stains ... Crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential A cellophane-pop remake of the punk classic Ladies and Gentlemen , The Fabulous Stains ... Crossroads is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential . A certain sexiness A certain sexiness underlines even the dullest tangents . A chance to see three splendid actors A chance to see three splendid actors turn a larky chase movie into an emotionally satisfying exploration of the very human need to be somebody , and to belong to somebody . A chaotic panorama A characteristically engorged and sloppy A characteristically engorged and sloppy coming-of-age movie . A charmer A charmer from Belgium A charmer from Belgium . A charming , banter-filled comedy A charming , banter-filled comedy ... A charming , banter-filled comedy ... one of those airy cinematic bon bons whose aims -- and by extension , accomplishments -- seem deceptively slight on the surface A charming , banter-filled comedy ... one of those airy cinematic bon bons whose aims -- and by extension , accomplishments -- seem deceptively slight on the surface . A charming , quirky and leisurely paced Scottish comedy A charming , quirky and leisurely paced Scottish comedy -- A charming , quirky and leisurely paced Scottish comedy -- except with an outrageous central gimmick that could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life A charming and funny story A charming and funny story of clashing cultures and a clashing mother\/daughter relationship A charming but slight comedy A charming but slight comedy . A charming romantic comedy A charming romantic comedy that A charming yet poignant tale A charming yet poignant tale of the irrevocable A cheap scam A cheap scam put together by some cynical creeps at Revolution Studios and Imagine Entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life . A chiller resolutely without chills . A chilling movie A chilling movie without oppressive A chilling movie without oppressive gore . A chilling tale A chilling tale of one A chilling tale of one of the great crimes A chilling tale of one of the great crimes of 20th Century France A chilling tale of one of the great crimes of 20th Century France : A chilling tale of one of the great crimes of 20th Century France : the murder of two rich women by their servants in 1933 A chilling tale of one of the great crimes of 20th Century France : the murder of two rich women by their servants in 1933 . A chilly , brooding but quietly A chilly , brooding but quietly resonant psychological study of domestic tension and unhappiness A chilly , brooding but quietly resonant psychological study of domestic tension and unhappiness . A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : ` A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : ` In space , no one can hear you snore A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : ` In space , no one can hear you snore . A chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece ... so dull that its tagline should be : ` In space , no one can hear you snore . ' A chronicle not only of one man's quest to be president , but of how that man single-handedly turned a plane full of hard-bitten , cynical journalists into what was essentially , by campaign's end , an extended publicity department . A cinematic sleeping pill A cinematic sleeping pill of impressive potency A clash between the artificial structure of the story and the more contemporary , naturalistic tone of the film A clash between the artificial structure of the story and the more contemporary , naturalistic tone of the film ... A classic fairy tale A classic fairy tale that perfectly captures the wonders and worries of childhood A classic fairy tale that perfectly captures the wonders and worries of childhood in a way that few movies have ever approached A classic fairy tale that perfectly captures the wonders and worries of childhood in a way that few movies have ever approached . A classy , sprightly spin A classy , sprightly spin on film A classy , sprightly spin on film . A classy item A classy item by a legend who may have nothing left to prove A clever blend A clever blend of fact and fiction A clever script A clever script and A clever script and skilled actors A clever script and skilled actors bring new energy to the familiar topic of office politics . A cleverly A cleverly crafted but ultimately hollow mockumentary . A clichéd and shallow cautionary tale A clichéd and shallow cautionary tale about the hard-partying A clichéd and shallow cautionary tale about the hard-partying lives of gay men . A close-to-solid espionage thriller A clumsily manufactured exploitation flick A clumsily manufactured exploitation flick , A clumsily manufactured exploitation flick , a style-free exercise in manipulation and mayhem A clumsily manufactured exploitation flick , a style-free exercise in manipulation and mayhem . A clutchy , indulgent and pretentious A clutchy , indulgent and pretentious travelogue and diatribe against A clutchy , indulgent and pretentious travelogue and diatribe against ... A clutchy , indulgent and pretentious travelogue and diatribe against ... well , just stuff A clutchy , indulgent and pretentious travelogue and diatribe against ... well , just stuff . Watching Scarlet Diva , one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead , we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy A clutchy , indulgent and pretentious travelogue and diatribe against ... well , just stuff . Watching Scarlet Diva , one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead , we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy . A coarse and stupid gross-out A cockeyed shot all the way . A collage of clichés and a dim A collage of clichés and a dim echo of allusions to other films . A college story that works even without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing A college story that works even without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing ! A colorful , joyous celebration A colorful , joyous celebration of life A colorful , joyous celebration of life ; A colorful , joyous celebration of life ; a tapestry woven of romance , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters A colorful , joyous celebration of life ; a tapestry woven of romance , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters . A colorful , vibrant introduction A colorful , vibrant introduction to a universal human impulse A colorful , vibrant introduction to a universal human impulse , lushly photographed and beautifully recorded . A combination of standard , stiff TV-style animation and snazzy-looking digital effects that do little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move A comedy A comedy that is warm , inviting , and surprising . A comedy that swings and jostles to the rhythms of life A comedy that swings and jostles to the rhythms of life . A comedy-drama of nearly epic proportions A comedy-drama of nearly epic proportions rooted in a sincere performance by the title character undergoing midlife crisis . A comic gem A comic gem with some serious sparkles A coming-of-age film that avoids the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type A coming-of-age film that avoids the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type -- A coming-of-age film that avoids the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type -- the uncertain girl on the brink of womanhood A coming-of-age film that avoids the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type -- the uncertain girl on the brink of womanhood . A coming-of-age movie A coming-of-age movie that Hollywood wouldn't have the guts to make . A coming-of-age tale A coming-of-age tale from New Zealand whose boozy , languid air is balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply A coming-of-age tale from New Zealand whose boozy , languid air is balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply felt performances across the board . A compassionate A compassionate , A compassionate , moving portrait of an American ( and an America ) always reaching for something just outside his grasp A compassionate , moving portrait of an American ( and an America ) always reaching for something just outside his grasp . A compelling A compelling , A compelling , gut-clutching piece A compelling , gut-clutching piece of advocacy cinema that carries you along in a torrent of emotion as it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day A compelling , gut-clutching piece of advocacy cinema that carries you along in a torrent of emotion as it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day . A compelling , moving film that respects its audience and its source material A compelling French psychological drama A compelling French psychological drama examining the encounter of an aloof father and his chilly son after 20 years apart A compelling French psychological drama examining the encounter of an aloof father and his chilly son after 20 years apart . A compelling Spanish film A compelling Spanish film about the withering effects A compelling Spanish film about the withering effects of jealousy A compelling Spanish film about the withering effects of jealousy in the life A compelling Spanish film about the withering effects of jealousy in the life of a young monarch whose sexual passion for her husband becomes an obsession A compelling allegory A compelling allegory about the last days of Germany's democratic Weimar Republic A compelling allegory about the last days of Germany's democratic Weimar Republic . A compelling coming-of-age drama A compelling coming-of-age drama about the arduous journey of a sensitive young girl through a series of foster homes and a fierce struggle to pull free from her dangerous and domineering mother A compelling coming-of-age drama about the arduous journey of a sensitive young girl through a series of foster homes and a fierce struggle to pull free from her dangerous and domineering mother's hold over her . A compelling film . A compelling motion A compelling motion picture that illustrates an American tragedy . A compelling pre-WWII drama A compelling pre-WWII drama with vivid characters and a warm , moving message A compelling pre-WWII drama with vivid characters and a warm , moving message . A compelling story A compelling story of musical passion A compelling story of musical passion against governmental odds A compelling story of musical passion against governmental odds . A compelling yarn A compelling yarn , but not quite a A compelling yarn , but not quite a ripping one A compelling yarn , but not quite a ripping one . A competent , unpretentious entertainment destined to fill the after-school slot at shopping mall theaters across the country . A complete waste A complete waste of time A complete waste of time . A completely spooky piece of business that gets under your skin and , some plot blips aside A completely spooky piece of business that gets under your skin and , some plot blips aside , A completely spooky piece of business that gets under your skin and , some plot blips aside , stays there for the duration . A complex psychological drama A complex psychological drama about a father who returns to his son's home after decades away . A comprehensive and provocative film A comprehensive and provocative film -- A comprehensive and provocative film -- one that pushes the boundaries of biography , and challenges its audience A confluence of kiddie entertainment , sophisticated wit and symbolic graphic design A confluence of kiddie entertainment , sophisticated wit and symbolic graphic design . A conventional , but well-crafted film A conventional , but well-crafted film about a historic legal battle in Ireland over a man A conventional , but well-crafted film about a historic legal battle in Ireland over a man's right to raise his own children . A conventional but heartwarming tale A conventional but heartwarming tale . A cop story that understands the medium A crass and insulting homage A crass and insulting homage to great films A crass and insulting homage to great films like Some Like It Hot and the John Wayne classics . A creepy , intermittently powerful study A creepy , intermittently powerful study of a self-destructive man ... A creepy , intermittently powerful study of a self-destructive man ... about as unsettling to watch as an exploratory medical procedure or an autopsy . A crisp psychological drama A crisp psychological drama ( and ) A crisp psychological drama ( and ) a fascinating little thriller that would have been perfect for an old '' Twilight Zone '' episode A crisp psychological drama ( and ) a fascinating little thriller that would have been perfect for an old '' Twilight Zone '' episode . A crisp psychological drama ( and ) a fascinating little thriller that would have been perfect for an old `` Twilight Zone '' episode A crisp psychological drama ( and ) a fascinating little thriller that would have been perfect for an old `` Twilight Zone '' episode . A cross between Blow and Boyz N A cross between Blow and Boyz N The Hood , this movie strives to be more , but doesn't quite get there . A crude A cultural wildcard experience A cultural wildcard experience : wacky , different , unusual , even nutty A cultural wildcard experience : wacky , different , unusual , even nutty . A culture clash comedy only half as clever as it thinks it is . A culture-clash comedy A culture-clash comedy that , in addition to being very funny A culture-clash comedy that , in addition to being very funny , A culture-clash comedy that , in addition to being very funny , captures some of the discomfort and embarrassment of being a bumbling American in Europe . A cumbersome and cliche-ridden movie A cutesy romantic tale A cutesy romantic tale with a twist A cutesy romantic tale with a twist . A damn fine A damn fine and A damn fine and a truly distinctive and a deeply pertinent film A damn fine and a truly distinctive and a deeply pertinent film . A dark , dull thriller A dark , dull thriller with a parting A dark , quirky road movie that constantly defies expectation A dark , quirky road movie that constantly defies expectation . A dark comedy that goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so . A dark comedy that goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so . The movie is without intent . A dark-as-pitch comedy A dark-as-pitch comedy that frequently veers into corny sentimentality , probably A dark-as-pitch comedy that frequently veers into corny sentimentality , probably would not improve much after a therapeutic zap of shock treatment . A dashing and absorbing A dashing and absorbing outing with one of France's most inventive directors A dashing and absorbing outing with one of France's most inventive directors . A dazzling dream A dazzling dream of a documentary A dazzling dream of a documentary . A dazzling thing to behold -- as long as you're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles the theater A dazzling thing to behold -- as long as you're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles the theater provides . A deceivingly simple film A deceivingly simple film , A deceivingly simple film , one that grows in power in retrospect A decent-enough nail-biter A decent-enough nail-biter that stands a good chance of being the big A decent-enough nail-biter that stands a good chance of being the big hit Franklin needs to stay afloat in Hollywood . A decided lack of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy in its epiphanies . A deep and meaningful film A deeply felt and vividly detailed story about newcomers in a strange new world . A deft A deft , delightful mix of sulky teen drama and overcoming-obstacles sports-movie triumph A deft , delightful mix of sulky teen drama and overcoming-obstacles sports-movie triumph . A deftly entertaining film A deftly entertaining film , smartly played and smartly directed . A delectable and intriguing thriller A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises , Read My Lips A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises , Read My Lips is an original . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises , Read My Lips is an original . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone , A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises , Read My Lips is an original . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone , but A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises , Read My Lips is an original . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone , but together they are magnificent A delectable and intriguing thriller filled with surprises , Read My Lips is an original . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone , but together they are magnificent . A deliberative account of a lifestyle A deliberative account of a lifestyle characterized by its surface-obsession -- one that typifies the delirium of post , pre , and extant stardom . A delicious , quirky movie A delicious , quirky movie with a terrific screenplay and fanciful direction A delicious , quirky movie with a terrific screenplay and fanciful direction by Michael Gondry A delicious , quirky movie with a terrific screenplay and fanciful direction by Michael Gondry . A delicious and delicately funny look A delicious and delicately funny look at the residents of a Copenhagen neighborhood coping with the befuddling complications life A delicious and delicately funny look at the residents of a Copenhagen neighborhood coping with the befuddling complications life tosses at them . A deliciously mordant A deliciously mordant , A deliciously mordant , bitter black comedy A deliciously nonsensical comedy A deliciously nonsensical comedy about a city A deliciously nonsensical comedy about a city coming apart at its seams A deliciously nonsensical comedy about a city coming apart at its seams . A delightful , if minor , pastry A delightful , if minor , pastry of a movie A delightful , if minor , pastry of a movie . A delightful entree A delightful entree in the tradition A delightful entree in the tradition of food movies A delightful entree in the tradition of food movies . A delightful little film A delightful little film that revels in its own simplicity A delightful little film that revels in its own simplicity , Mostly Martha will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach . A delightful stimulus A delightful stimulus for the optic nerves A delightful stimulus for the optic nerves , so much that it's forgivable that the plot feels like every other tale of a totalitarian tomorrow . A delightful surprise A delightful surprise because despite all the backstage drama , this is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving A delightful surprise because despite all the backstage drama , this is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving , is funny and looks professional . A delirious celebration A delirious celebration of the female orgasm A densely constructed , highly referential film A densely constructed , highly referential film , and an audacious return to form that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work A depraved , incoherent , instantly disposable piece A depraved , incoherent , instantly disposable piece of hackery A depraved , incoherent , instantly disposable piece of hackery . A depressing confirmation A depressing confirmation of everything those of us who don't object to the description `` unelected '' A depressing confirmation of everything those of us who don't object to the description `` unelected '' have suspected all along : A depressing confirmation of everything those of us who don't object to the description `` unelected '' have suspected all along : George W. Bush is an incurious , uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy with a mean streak a mile wide A depressingly retrograde A depressingly retrograde , ` post-feminist ' romantic comedy that takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women A depressingly retrograde , ` post-feminist ' romantic comedy that takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women . A derivative collection A derivative collection of horror and sci-fi A derivative collection of horror and sci-fi cliches . A determined , ennui-hobbled slog A determined , ennui-hobbled slog that really doesn't have much to say beyond the news A determined , ennui-hobbled slog that really doesn't have much to say beyond the news flash that loneliness can make people act weird . A devastating indictment of unbridled greed and materalism . A deviant topical comedy A deviant topical comedy which is funny from A didactic and dull documentary glorifying software A different and emotionally reserved type A different and emotionally reserved type of survival story A different and emotionally reserved type of survival story -- a film less about refracting all of World War II through the specific conditions of one man , and more about that man A different and emotionally reserved type of survival story -- a film less about refracting all of World War II through the specific conditions of one man , and more about that man lost in its midst . A different kind of love story - one that is dark , disturbing , painful to watch , yet compelling A different movie -- sometimes tedious -- A different movie -- sometimes tedious -- by a director many viewers would like to skip but film buffs should get to know . A difficult , absorbing film A difficult , absorbing film that manages to convey more substance despite its repetitions and inconsistencies than do most films than A difficult but worthy film A difficult but worthy film that bites off more than it can chew by linking the massacre A difficult but worthy film that bites off more than it can chew by linking the massacre of Armenians A difficult but worthy film that bites off more than it can chew by linking the massacre of Armenians in 1915 with some difficult relationships in the present A dim-witted and lazy spin-off A dim-witted and lazy spin-off of the Animal Planet documentary series , Crocodile Hunter A dim-witted and lazy spin-off of the Animal Planet documentary series , Crocodile Hunter is entertainment opportunism at its most glaring . A direct-to-void release , A direct-to-void release , heading nowhere A directorial tour de force A directorial tour de force by Bernard Rose , ivans A directorial tour de force by Bernard Rose , ivans xtc . A directorial tour de force by Bernard Rose , ivans xtc . is one of this year's very best pictures . A disappointment A disappointment for a movie that should have been the ultimate IMAX trip A disappointment for a movie that should have been the ultimate IMAX trip . A disappointment for those who love alternate versions of the Bard , particularly ones that involve deep fryers and hamburgers A disaster A disaster of a drama A disaster of a drama , saved only by its winged assailants . A disoriented but occasionally disarming saga A disoriented but occasionally disarming saga packed with moments out of an Alice in Wonderland adventure , a stalker thriller , and a condensed season of TV's Big Brother . A distant , even sterile , yet compulsively watchable A distinctly minor effort A distinctly minor effort that will be seen to better advantage on cable , especially considering its barely A distinctly minor effort that will be seen to better advantage on cable , especially considering its barely feature-length running time of one hour . A distinctly mixed bag , the occasional bursts of sharp writing alternating with lots of sloppiness A distinctly mixed bag , the occasional bursts of sharp writing alternating with lots of sloppiness and the obligatory moments of sentimental ooze . A distinguished and thoughtful film A distinguished and thoughtful film , marked by acute writing and a host of splendid performances . A disturbing and frighteningly evocative assembly A diverse and astonishingly articulate A diverse and astonishingly articulate cast of Palestinian and Israeli children . A documentary to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it A documentary to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it is scary . A domestic melodrama A domestic melodrama with weak dialogue and biopic A domestic melodrama with weak dialogue and biopic cliches . A dopey movie A dopey movie clothed in excess layers of hipness A drama of great power , yet some members of the audience A dramatic comedy as pleasantly A dramatic comedy as pleasantly dishonest and pat as any Hollywood fluff . A dreadful day A dreadful day in Irish history A dreadful day in Irish history is given passionate , if somewhat flawed , treatment . A dream cast of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance amongst them . A dreary , incoherent , self-indulgent mess A dreary , incoherent , self-indulgent mess of a movie in which a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours A dreary , incoherent , self-indulgent mess of a movie in which a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours ... A dreary , incoherent , self-indulgent mess of a movie in which a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours ... a cacophony of pretentious , meaningless prattle A dreary movie . A dreary rip-off A dreary rip-off of Goodfellas that serves as a muddled and offensive cautionary tale for Hispanic Americans A droll , A droll , bitchy frolic which pokes fun at the price of popularity and small-town pretension in the Lone Star State A droll , bitchy frolic which pokes fun at the price of popularity and small-town pretension in the Lone Star State . A droll , well-acted , character-driven comedy A droll , well-acted , character-driven comedy with unexpected deposits A droll , well-acted , character-driven comedy with unexpected deposits of feeling A dull , dumb and derivative horror A dull , dumb and derivative horror film A dull , dumb and derivative horror film . A dull , inconsistent , dishonest female bonding A dull , inconsistent , dishonest female bonding picture . A dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale A dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale of drugs A dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale of drugs , A dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale of drugs , death and mind-numbing indifference on the inner-city streets A dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale of drugs , death and mind-numbing indifference on the inner-city streets . A dull , somnambulant exercise A dull , somnambulant exercise in pretension whose pervasive quiet A dull , somnambulant exercise in pretension whose pervasive quiet is broken by frequent outbursts of violence and noise . A dumb movie A dumb movie with dumb characters A dumb movie with dumb characters doing dumb things A dumb movie with dumb characters doing dumb things and A dumb movie with dumb characters doing dumb things and you have to be really dumb not to see where this is going A fairly by-the-books blend A fairly enjoyable mixture A fairly enjoyable mixture of Longest Yard ... and the 1999 Guy Ritchie A fairly enjoyable mixture of Longest Yard ... and the 1999 Guy Ritchie caper Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels . A fairly harmless but ultimately lifeless feature-length A fairly harmless but ultimately lifeless feature-length afterschool special A fairly harmless but ultimately lifeless feature-length afterschool special . A fake street drama A fake street drama that keeps telling you A fake street drama that keeps telling you things instead of showing them A fake street drama that keeps telling you things instead of showing them . A family film A family film that contains some hefty thematic material on time , death , eternity , and what A family film that contains some hefty thematic material on time , death , eternity , and what is needed to live a rich and full life . A family-friendly fantasy A family-friendly fantasy that A fan film that for the uninitiated plays better on video with the sound turned down . A fanciful drama about Napoleon's last years and his surprising discovery of love and humility A fanciful drama about Napoleon's last years and his surprising discovery of love and humility . A fantastic premise anchors A fantastic premise anchors this movie , but what it needs A fantastically vital movie A fantastically vital movie that manages to invest real humor A fantastically vital movie that manages to invest real humor , A fantastically vital movie that manages to invest real humor , sensuality , and sympathy into a story about two adolescent boys . A farce A farce of a parody of a comedy of a premise A fascinating , bombshell documentary A fascinating , bombshell documentary that should shame Americans , regardless of whether or not ultimate blame A fascinating , bombshell documentary that should shame Americans , regardless of whether or not ultimate blame finally lies with Kissinger . A fascinating , bombshell documentary that should shame Americans , regardless of whether or not ultimate blame finally lies with Kissinger . Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike . A fascinating , dark thriller A fascinating , dark thriller that keeps you A fascinating , dark thriller that keeps you hooked on the delicious pulpiness of its lurid fiction . A fascinating , unnerving examination A fascinating , unnerving examination of the delusions A fascinating , unnerving examination of the delusions of one unstable man A fascinating , unnerving examination of the delusions of one unstable man . A fascinating and fun film A fascinating but choppy documentary A fascinating case study A fascinating case study of flower-power liberation A fascinating case study of flower-power liberation -- A fascinating case study of flower-power liberation -- and A fascinating case study of flower-power liberation -- and the price that was paid for it A fascinating case study of flower-power liberation -- and the price that was paid for it . A fascinating documentary A fascinating documentary about the long and eventful spiritual journey of the guru who helped A fascinating documentary about the long and eventful spiritual journey of the guru who helped launch the New Age . A fascinating documentary that provides a rounded and revealing overview of this ancient holistic healing system A fascinating examination A fascinating examination of the joyous , turbulent self-discovery A fascinating examination of the joyous , turbulent self-discovery made by a proper , middle-aged woman . A fascinating glimpse A fascinating glimpse into an insular world that gives the lie to many clichés and showcases a group of dedicated artists A fascinating glimpse into an insular world that gives the lie to many clichés and showcases a group of dedicated artists . A fascinating literary mystery story A fascinating literary mystery story with multiple A fascinating literary mystery story with multiple strands about the controversy of who really wrote Shakespeare's plays . A fast , funny , highly enjoyable movie A fast paced and suspenseful Argentinian thriller A fast paced and suspenseful Argentinian thriller about the shadow side A fast paced and suspenseful Argentinian thriller about the shadow side of play A fast paced and suspenseful Argentinian thriller about the shadow side of play . A fast-moving and remarkable film A fast-moving and remarkable film that appears A fast-moving and remarkable film that appears destined to become a landmark in Japanese animation A fast-paced A faster paced family flick . A faster paced family flick . Upper Teens may get cynical . Smaller numbered kidlets will enjoy . A feeble Tootsie knockoff . A feel-good movie A feel-good movie that A feel-good movie that doesn't give you enough to feel good about . A feel-good picture A feel-good picture in the best sense A feel-good picture in the best sense of the term A few artsy flourishes aside A few energetic stunt sequences briefly enliven the film A few energetic stunt sequences briefly enliven the film , but the wheezing terrorist subplot hasn't the stamina for the 100-minute running time , and the protagonists ' bohemian boorishness mars the spirit of good clean fun A few hours after you've seen it , you forget you've been to the movies . A few nonbelievers may rethink their attitudes when they see the joy the characters take in this creed , A few nonbelievers may rethink their attitudes when they see the joy the characters take in this creed , but skeptics aren't likely to enter the theater . A few pieces of the film buzz and whir ; very little of it actually clicks . A few pieces of the film buzz and whir ; very little of it actually clicks . The thing just never gets off the ground . A few zingers aside A few zingers aside , the writing is indifferent , and Jordan Brady's direction is prosaic . A fiercely clever and subtle film A fiercely clever and subtle film , A fiercely clever and subtle film , capturing the precarious balance between the extravagant confidence of the exiled aristocracy and the cruel earnestness of the victorious revolutionaries A fiercely clever and subtle film , capturing the precarious balance between the extravagant confidence of the exiled aristocracy and the cruel earnestness of the victorious revolutionaries . A fifty car pileup A fifty car pileup of cliches A fifty car pileup of cliches . A film about a young man A film about a young man finding God that is accessible and touching to the marrow A film about female friendship that men can embrace and women A film about female friendship that men can embrace and women will talk about for hours . A film centering on a traditional Indian wedding in contemporary New Delhi may not sound like specialized fare A film centering on a traditional Indian wedding in contemporary New Delhi may not sound like specialized fare , but Mira Nair's film is an absolute delight for all audiences A film centering on a traditional Indian wedding in contemporary New Delhi may not sound like specialized fare , but Mira Nair's film is an absolute delight for all audiences . A film in a class with Spike Lee's masterful A film in a class with Spike Lee's masterful Do The Right Thing . A film neither bitter nor sweet A film neither bitter nor sweet , neither romantic nor comedic A film neither bitter nor sweet , neither romantic nor comedic , neither warm nor fuzzy A film neither bitter nor sweet , neither romantic nor comedic , neither warm nor fuzzy . A film of delicate interpersonal dances . A film of delicate interpersonal dances . Caine A film of delicate interpersonal dances . Caine makes us watch as his character awakens to the notion that to be human is eventually to have to choose . A film of delicate interpersonal dances . Caine makes us watch as his character awakens to the notion that to be human is eventually to have to choose . It's a sight to behold . A film of empty , fetishistic violence in which murder is casual and fun A film of empty , fetishistic violence in which murder is casual and fun . A film of epic scale A film of epic scale with an intimate feeling , a saga of the ups and downs of friendships A film of epic scale with an intimate feeling , a saga of the ups and downs of friendships . A film of ideas and wry comic mayhem A film of ideas and wry comic mayhem . A film of precious increments A film of quiet power A film of quiet power . A film really has to be exceptional to justify a three hour running time A film really has to be exceptional to justify a three hour running time , A film really has to be exceptional to justify a three hour running time , and A film really has to be exceptional to justify a three hour running time , and this isn't A film really has to be exceptional to justify a three hour running time , and this isn't . A film so tedious that it is impossible to care whether that boast is true or not A film that's flawed and brilliant in equal measure . A film that begins with the everyday lives of naval personnel in San Diego and ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking that tears welled up in my eyes both times I A film that begins with the everyday lives of naval personnel in San Diego and ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking that tears welled up in my eyes both times I saw the film . A film that loses sight of its own story . A film that plays things so nice A film that plays things so nice 'n safe as to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen . A film that presents an interesting , even sexy premise A film that should be relegated to a dark video store corner A film that should be relegated to a dark video store corner is somehow making its way instead to theaters . A film that should be relegated to a dark video store corner is somehow making its way instead to theaters . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter . A film that suffers because of its many excesses . A film that takes you inside the rhythms of its subject A film that takes you inside the rhythms of its subject : A film that takes you inside the rhythms of its subject : You experience it as you watch A film that will be best appreciated by those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness A film that will be best appreciated by those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness is ultimately thoughtful without having much dramatic impact . A film that will enthrall the whole family . A film that will probably please people A film which presses familiar Herzog tropes into the service of a limpid and conventional historical fiction , when really what we demand of the director A film which presses familiar Herzog tropes into the service of a limpid and conventional historical fiction , when really what we demand of the director is to be mesmerised . A film with a great premise but only a great premise A film with a great premise but only a great premise . A film with almost as many A film with almost as many delights for adults as there are for children and dog lovers . A film with contemporary political resonance A film with contemporary political resonance illustrated by a winning family story . A film without surprise A film without surprise geared toward maximum comfort and familiarity . A fine , A fine , rousing , G-rated family film A fine , rousing , G-rated family film , A fine , rousing , G-rated family film , aimed mainly at little kids but with plenty of entertainment value to keep grown-ups from squirming in their seats . A fine documentary A fine documentary can be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . A fine documentary can be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary . A fine effort A fine effort , A fine effort , an interesting topic A fine effort , an interesting topic , A fine effort , an interesting topic , some A fine effort , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending A fine effort , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending . A fine effort , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending . Certainly the big finish wasn't something A fine effort , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending . Certainly the big finish wasn't something Galinsky and Hawley could have planned for ... A fine effort , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending . Certainly the big finish wasn't something Galinsky and Hawley could have planned for ... but part of being a good documentarian is being there when the rope snaps A fine effort , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending . Certainly the big finish wasn't something Galinsky and Hawley could have planned for ... but part of being a good documentarian is being there when the rope snaps . A fine film A fine production A fine production with splendid singing A fine production with splendid singing by Angela Gheorghiu , Ruggero Raimondi , and Roberto Alagna A fine production with splendid singing by Angela Gheorghiu , Ruggero Raimondi , and Roberto Alagna . A finely tuned mood A finely tuned mood piece , a model of menacing atmosphere . A first-class , thoroughly involving B movie A first-class , thoroughly involving B movie that effectively combines two surefire , beloved genres A first-class , thoroughly involving B movie that effectively combines two surefire , beloved genres -- A first-class , thoroughly involving B movie that effectively combines two surefire , beloved genres -- the prison flick and the fight film A first-class , thoroughly involving B movie that effectively combines two surefire , beloved genres -- the prison flick and the fight film . A first-class road movie A first-class road movie that proves you A first-class road movie that proves you can run away from home , but your ego A first-class road movie that proves you can run away from home , but your ego and A first-class road movie that proves you can run away from home , but your ego and all your problems go with you A first-class road movie that proves you can run away from home , but your ego and all your problems go with you . A fitfully amusing A flawed but engrossing thriller A flawed but engrossing thriller . A flawed film A flawed film but an admirable one that tries to immerse us in a world of artistic abandon and political madness and very nearly A fleet-footed and pleasingly upbeat family A fleet-footed and pleasingly upbeat family diversion . A flick about our infantilized culture that isn't entirely infantile A flick about our infantilized culture that isn't entirely infantile . A forceful drama A forceful drama of an alienated executive who re-invents himself A forceful drama of an alienated executive who re-invents himself . A formula family tearjerker told with a heavy Irish brogue ... accentuating , rather than muting , the plot's saccharine thrust . A four star performance A four star performance from Kevin Kline who unfortunately works with a two star script A four star performance from Kevin Kline who unfortunately works with a two star script . A fragile framework A fragile framework upon which to hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming A fragile framework upon which to hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming . A frantic search for laughs , with a hit-to-miss ratio that doesn't exactly favour the audience A free-for-all of half-baked thoughts A fresh , entertaining comedy A fresh , entertaining comedy that A fresh , entertaining comedy that looks at relationships minus traditional gender roles . A fresh-faced , big-hearted and frequently funny thrill A fresh-faced , big-hearted and frequently funny thrill ride for the kiddies , with enough eye candy and cheeky wit to keep parents away from the concession stand . ' A frisky and fresh romantic comedy A frisky and fresh romantic comedy exporing sexual politics and the challenges of friendships between women A frustrating ` tweener ' A frustrating ` tweener ' -- A frustrating ` tweener ' -- too slick A frustrating ` tweener ' -- too slick , A frustrating ` tweener ' -- too slick , contrived and exploitative for the art houses and too cynical , small and decadent for the malls . A frustrating combination A frustrating yet deeply watchable melodrama A frustrating yet deeply watchable melodrama that makes you A full experience A full experience , A full experience , a love story and a murder mystery that expands into a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence A full experience , a love story and a murder mystery that expands into a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence . A full world A full world has been presented onscreen , A full world has been presented onscreen , not A full world has been presented onscreen , not some series of carefully structured plot points building to a pat resolution A full-frontal attack on audience patience A full-frontal attack on audience patience . A fun A fun family movie A fun family movie that's suitable for all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh A fun family movie that's suitable for all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh , cry and realize , ` It's never too late to believe in your dreams . ' A fun ride . A funny , triumphant , and A funny , triumphant , and moving documentary A funny , triumphant , and moving documentary . A funny and touching film A funny and touching film that is gorgeously A funny and touching film that is gorgeously acted by a British cast to rival Gosford Park's . A funny and well-contructed black comedy A funny and well-contructed black comedy where the old adage '' be careful what A funny and well-contructed black comedy where the old adage '' be careful what you wish for A funny and well-contructed black comedy where the old adage '' be careful what you wish for '' is given a full workout . A funny and well-contructed black comedy where the old adage `` be careful what you wish for '' A funny and well-contructed black comedy where the old adage `` be careful what you wish for '' is given a full workout . A funny film . A gangster movie with the capacity A gangster movie with the capacity to surprise A gangster movie with the capacity to surprise . A gem A gem , A gem , captured in the unhurried , low-key style A gem of a movie A gem of a movie . A gem of a romantic crime comedy that turns out to be clever , amusing and unpredictable A gem of a romantic crime comedy that turns out to be clever , amusing and unpredictable . A generic bloodbath A generic bloodbath that often becomes A generic bloodbath that often becomes laughably unbearable when it isn't merely offensive . A generic family comedy unlikely to be appreciated by anyone outside the under-10 set . A generic international version A generic international version of a typical American horror film A generic international version of a typical American horror film . A generous , inspiring film A generous , inspiring film that unfolds with grace and humor and gradually A generous , inspiring film that unfolds with grace and humor and gradually becomes a testament to faith . A gentle , compassionate drama A gentle , compassionate drama about grief and healing A gentle and engrossing character A gentle and engrossing character study . A gentle blend A gently funny , sweetly adventurous film A gently funny , sweetly adventurous film that makes you feel genuinely good A gently funny , sweetly adventurous film that makes you feel genuinely good , A gently funny , sweetly adventurous film that makes you feel genuinely good , that is to say A gently funny , sweetly adventurous film that makes you feel genuinely good , that is to say , A gently funny , sweetly adventurous film that makes you feel genuinely good , that is to say , entirely unconned by false sentiment or sharp , overmanipulative Hollywood practices . A genuine mind-bender . A genuinely funny ensemble A genuinely funny ensemble comedy that also asks its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives A genuinely funny ensemble comedy that also asks its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives . A genuinely moving and wisely unsentimental drama A genuinely moving and wisely unsentimental drama . A giddy and provocative sexual A giddy and provocative sexual romp that has something to say . A gift A gift to anyone who loves both dance and cinema A giggle a minute A giggle-inducing comedy A giggle-inducing comedy with snappy dialogue A giggle-inducing comedy with snappy dialogue and A giggle-inducing comedy with snappy dialogue and winning performances by an unlikely team of Oscar-winners A giggle-inducing comedy with snappy dialogue and winning performances by an unlikely team of Oscar-winners : A giggle-inducing comedy with snappy dialogue and winning performances by an unlikely team of Oscar-winners : Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn A gimmick A gimmick in search of a movie : how to get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices as possible A gimmick in search of a movie : how to get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices as possible , A gimmick in search of a movie : how to get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices as possible , plot mechanics be damned A glib but bouncy bit A glib but bouncy bit of sixties-style slickness in which the hero might wind up A glib but bouncy bit of sixties-style slickness in which the hero might wind up caught but the audience gets pure escapism . A glossy knock-off A glossy knock-off of a B-movie revenge A gob A gob of drivel so sickly sweet , even the eager consumers of Moore's pasteurized ditties A gob of drivel so sickly sweet , even the eager consumers of Moore's pasteurized ditties will retch it up like rancid crème brûlée . A good documentary A good documentary can make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold . A good documentary can make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold . A case in point : Doug Pray's Scratch . A good film A good film with a solid pedigree both in front of and , more specifically , behind the camera A good film with a solid pedigree both in front of and , more specifically , behind the camera . A good music documentary A good music documentary , A good music documentary , probably one of the best since The Last Waltz A good music documentary , probably one of the best since The Last Waltz . A good piece A good piece of A good thriller . A good-looking but ultimately pointless political thriller A good-natured ensemble comedy A good-natured ensemble comedy that tries hard to make the most of a bumper A good-natured ensemble comedy that tries hard to make the most of a bumper cast , but never quite gets off the ground . A gorgeous , high-spirited musical A gorgeous , high-spirited musical from India A gorgeous , somnolent show A gorgeous , witty , seductive movie A gorgeously strange movie A gorgeously strange movie , A gorgeously strange movie , Heaven A gorgeously strange movie , Heaven is deeply concerned with morality A gorgeously strange movie , Heaven is deeply concerned with morality , A gorgeously strange movie , Heaven is deeply concerned with morality , but A gorgeously strange movie , Heaven is deeply concerned with morality , but it refuses to spell things out for viewers A gorgeously strange movie , Heaven is deeply concerned with morality , but it refuses to spell things out for viewers . A graceful , contemplative film A graceful , contemplative film that gradually and artfully draws us into a world where the personal and the political get A graceful , moving tribute A graceful , moving tribute to the courage of New York's finest and a nicely understated expression of the grief A graceful , moving tribute to the courage of New York's finest and a nicely understated expression of the grief shared by the nation at their sacrifice . A graceless A graceless , A graceless , witless attempt at mating Some Like It Hot with the WWII espionage thriller A gracious , eloquent film A gracious , eloquent film that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past A gracious , eloquent film that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past forever lost . A grand fart A grand fart coming from a director beginning to resemble someone's crazy French grandfather A grand fart coming from a director beginning to resemble someone's crazy French grandfather . A grating A grating , A grating , emaciated flick A grating , emaciated flick . A gratingly unfunny groaner A gratingly unfunny groaner littered with zero-dimensional , unlikable characters and hackneyed , threadbare comic setups . A great cast A great cast and A great cast and a wonderful but sometimes confusing flashback A great cast and a wonderful but sometimes confusing flashback movie about growing up in a dysfunctional family . A great comedy filmmaker A great comedy filmmaker knows great comedy needn't always make us laugh . Tim Story's not there yet - A great comedy filmmaker knows great comedy needn't always make us laugh . Tim Story's not there yet - but ` A great comedy filmmaker knows great comedy needn't always make us laugh . Tim Story's not there yet - but ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way A great comedy filmmaker knows great comedy needn't always make us laugh . Tim Story's not there yet - but ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way . A great companion piece A great companion piece to other Napoleon films A great companion piece to other Napoleon films . A great ending A great ending doesn't make up for a weak movie , A great ending doesn't make up for a weak movie , and Crazy as Hell doesn't even have a great ending A great ensemble cast A great idea A great script A great script brought down by lousy direction A great script brought down by lousy direction . A great script brought down by lousy direction . Same guy with both hats . A great script brought down by lousy direction . Same guy with both hats . Big mistake A grim , flat and boring werewolf A grim , flat and boring werewolf movie that refuses to develop an energy level A gripping , searing portrait A gripping , searing portrait of a lost soul trying to find her way through life A gripping documentary A gripping documentary that A gripping documentary that reveals how deep the antagonism lies in war-torn Jerusalem . A gripping drama . A gripping movie A gripping movie , A gripping movie , played with performances that are all understated and touching A grittily beautiful film A grittily beautiful film that looks A grittily beautiful film that looks , A grittily beautiful film that looks , sounds , and feels more like an extended , open-ended poem than a traditionally structured story . A guilty pleasure A gushy episode of `` M \* A \* S \* H '' only this time from an Asian perspective . A half-assed film . A hallmark film A hallmark film in an increasingly important film industry and worth the look A hallmark film in an increasingly important film industry and worth the look . A hamfisted romantic comedy A handsome but unfulfilling suspense drama more A handsome but unfulfilling suspense drama more suited to a quiet evening on PBS than a night out at an AMC . A hard look at one man's occupational angst and its subsequent reinvention , a terrifying study of bourgeois desperation worthy of Claude Chabrol . A harmless and mildly amusing family A harrowing account A harrowing account of a psychological breakdown . A haunting tale A haunting tale of murder and mayhem . A headline-fresh thriller A headline-fresh thriller set among orthodox Jews on the West Bank , Joseph Cedar's Time A headline-fresh thriller set among orthodox Jews on the West Bank , Joseph Cedar's Time Of Favor manages not only to find a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation A headline-fresh thriller set among orthodox Jews on the West Bank , Joseph Cedar's Time Of Favor manages not only to find a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation , it does so without compromising that complexity . A heady , biting , be-bop A heady , biting , be-bop ride through nighttime Manhattan , a loquacious videologue of the modern male and the lengths to which he'll go to weave a protective cocoon around his own ego . A heartbreakingly thoughtful minor classic A heartbreakingly thoughtful minor classic , A heartbreakingly thoughtful minor classic , the work of a genuine and singular artist A heartbreakingly thoughtful minor classic , the work of a genuine and singular artist . A heartening tale A heartening tale of small victories A heartening tale of small victories and A heartening tale of small victories and enduring A heartening tale of small victories and enduring hope . A heavy reliance on CGI technology A heroic tale A heroic tale of persistence that is sure to win viewers ' hearts A heroic tale of persistence that is sure to win viewers ' hearts . A hideous , confusing spectacle A hideous , confusing spectacle , A hideous , confusing spectacle , one that may well put the nail in the coffin of any future Rice adaptations A high-minded snoozer . A high-spirited buddy movie A high-spirited buddy movie about the reunion of Berlin A high-spirited buddy movie about the reunion of Berlin anarchists who face arrest 15 years after their crime . A highly A highly intriguing A highly intriguing thriller A highly intriguing thriller , A highly intriguing thriller , coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some A highly intriguing thriller , coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . . it's a worthwhile tutorial in quantum physics and slash-dash A highly personal look at the effects of living a dysfunctionally privileged lifestyle A highly personal look at the effects of living a dysfunctionally privileged lifestyle , and by the end , we only wish we could have spent more time in its world A highly spirited , imaginative kid's movie A highly spirited , imaginative kid's movie that broaches neo-Augustinian theology : Is God A highly spirited , imaginative kid's movie that broaches neo-Augustinian theology : Is God stuck in Heaven because He's afraid of His best-known creation ? A highly watchable , giggly little story A highly watchable , giggly little story with a sweet A highly watchable , giggly little story with a sweet edge to it . A hip A hip ride into hyper-time A historical epic A historical epic with the courage of its convictions A historical epic with the courage of its convictions about both scope and detail A hit A hit - A hit - and-miss affair , A hit - and-miss affair , consistently amusing but not as outrageous or funny as Cho may have intended or as imaginative as one might have hoped . A horrible , 99-minute A horrible , 99-minute stink bomb . A horror movie with seriously dumb characters , which somewhat dilutes the pleasure of watching them A horror movie with seriously dumb characters , which somewhat dilutes the pleasure of watching them stalked by creepy-crawly bug things that live only in the darkness . A huge box-office A huge box-office hit in Korea A huge box-office hit in Korea , Shiri is a must for genre fans . A hugely rewarding experience A hugely rewarding experience that's every bit as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films A hugely rewarding experience that's every bit as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films -- A hugely rewarding experience that's every bit as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films -- Four Weddings and a Funeral and Bridget Jones's Diary A hugely rewarding experience that's every bit as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films -- Four Weddings and a Funeral and Bridget Jones's Diary . A humorless A humorless journey into a philosophical void . A hypnotic cyber hymn and a cruel story of youth culture . A hypnotic portrait A hypnotic portrait of this sad , compulsive life . A hysterical A jaw-droppingly beautiful work A jaw-droppingly beautiful work that upends nearly every cliché A jaw-droppingly beautiful work that upends nearly every cliché of Japanese animation A jaw-droppingly beautiful work that upends nearly every cliché of Japanese animation while delivering a more than satisfactory amount of carnage A jaw-droppingly beautiful work that upends nearly every cliché of Japanese animation while delivering a more than satisfactory amount of carnage . A journey A journey spanning nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history , in which we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick A journey spanning nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history , in which we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick , A journey spanning nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history , in which we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick , and A journey spanning nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history , in which we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick , and our hearts go out to them as both continue to negotiate their imperfect , love-hate relationship A journey spanning nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history , in which we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick , and our hearts go out to them as both continue to negotiate their imperfect , love-hate relationship . A journey that's too random and inconclusive to be compelling , but which Hoffman's brilliance A journey that is as difficult for the audience to take as it A journey that is as difficult for the audience to take as it is for the protagonist A journey that is as difficult for the audience to take as it is for the protagonist -- yet it's potentially just as rewarding A journey that is as difficult for the audience to take as it is for the protagonist -- yet it's potentially just as rewarding . A journey through memory , a celebration of living , and a sobering rumination A journey through memory , a celebration of living , and a sobering rumination on fatality , classism , and ignorance A jumbled fantasy comedy that did not figure out a coherent game A jumbled fantasy comedy that did not figure out a coherent game plan at scripting , shooting or post-production stages . A keep - 'em - guessing plot and an affectionate take on its screwed-up characters A keep - 'em - guessing plot and an affectionate take on its screwed-up characters . A kilted Jackson is an unsettling sight , and indicative of his , if you will , out-of-kilter character , who rambles aimlessly through ill-conceived action pieces . A knowing A knowing look at female friendship , spiked with raw urban humor . A knowing sense of humor A knowing sense of humor and a lot of warmth A knowing sense of humor and a lot of warmth ignite Son of the Bride . A lack of thesis A lackluster , unessential sequel A lackluster , unessential sequel to the classic Disney adaptation A lackluster , unessential sequel to the classic Disney adaptation of J . M . Barrie's Peter Pan A lackluster , unessential sequel to the classic Disney adaptation of J . M . Barrie's Peter Pan . A lackluster , unessential sequel to the classic Disney adaptation of J.M. Barrie's Peter Pan A lame comedy . A lame romantic comedy A lame romantic comedy about an unsympathetic character and someone who would not likely be so stupid as to get A lame romantic comedy about an unsympathetic character and someone who would not likely be so stupid as to get involved with her . A laughable -- A laughable -- or rather A laughable -- or rather , unlaughable A laughable -- or rather , unlaughable -- A laughable -- or rather , unlaughable -- excuse for a film A laughable -- or rather , unlaughable -- excuse for a film . A lean , deftly shot A lean , deftly shot , A lean , deftly shot , well-acted , weirdly retro thriller that recalls a raft of '60s and '70s European-set spy pictures A less-than-thrilling thriller . A light , engaging comedy that fumbles away almost all of its accumulated enjoyment with a crucial third act miscalculation . A lighthearted , feel-good film A lighthearted , feel-good film that embraces the time-honored truth that the most powerful thing in life is A lightweight , uneven action comedy that freely mingles French , Japanese and Hollywood cultures . A limp Eddie Murphy A limp Eddie Murphy vehicle that even he seems embarrassed to be part of . A listless and desultory affair A listless and desultory affair . A listless sci-fi comedy in which Eddie Murphy deploys two A listless sci-fi comedy in which Eddie Murphy deploys two guises and elaborate futuristic sets to no particularly memorable effect . A literary detective story is still a detective story A literary detective story is still a detective story and aficionados of the whodunit won't be disappointed A literary detective story is still a detective story and aficionados of the whodunit won't be disappointed . A literate presentation A literate presentation that wonderfully A little better than Sorcerer's Stone A little better than Sorcerer's Stone . A little less extreme than in the past , with longer exposition sequences between them , and with fewer gags to break the tedium . A little melodramatic , but with enough A little melodramatic , but with enough hope to keep you engaged . A little more intensity A little more intensity and a little less charm would have saved this film a world of hurt . A little too ponderous to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon Wedding A little too ponderous to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon Wedding serves mostly to whet one's appetite for the Bollywood films . A little uneven to be the cat's meow A little uneven to be the cat's meow , A little uneven to be the cat's meow , but it's good enough to be the purr A little uneven to be the cat's meow , but it's good enough to be the purr . A little weak A little weak -- and it isn't that funny . A live-action cartoon , a fast-moving and cheerfully simplistic 88 minutes of exaggerated action A live-action cartoon , a fast-moving and cheerfully simplistic 88 minutes of exaggerated action put together with the preteen boy in mind . A live-wire film A live-wire film that A live-wire film that never loses its ability to shock and amaze . A lively and engaging examination A lively and engaging examination of how similar obsessions can dominate a family A lively and engaging examination of how similar obsessions can dominate a family . A living testament to the power of the eccentric and the strange . A living testament to the power of the eccentric and the strange . The fact that it isn't very good A living testament to the power of the eccentric and the strange . The fact that it isn't very good is almost beside the point . A long , dull procession of despair A long , dull procession of despair , A long , dull procession of despair , set to cello music A long , dull procession of despair , set to cello music culled from a minimalist funeral . A long slog for anyone but the most committed Pokemon fan A long-winded A long-winded , A long-winded , predictable scenario A long-winded and stagy session A long-winded and stagy session of romantic contrivances that never A look A look at the '' A look at the `` wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans A loquacious and dreary piece A loquacious and dreary piece of business . A lot like the imaginary sport it projects onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless . A lot more dimensional and complex than its sunny disposition A lot more dimensional and complex than its sunny disposition would lead you to believe . A lot of fun , with an undeniable energy A lot of fun , with an undeniable energy sparked by two actresses in their 50s working at the peak of their powers . A lot of talent A lot of talent is wasted in this crass , low-wattage endeavor . A lot of the credit for the film's winning tone A lot of the credit for the film's winning tone must go to Grant , who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him . A lot smarter than your average Bond . A loud , brash and mainly unfunny A loud , brash and mainly unfunny high school comedy A loud , brash and mainly unfunny high school comedy . A loud , low-budget and tired formula film A loud , low-budget and tired formula film that arrives A loud , low-budget and tired formula film that arrives cloaked in the euphemism ` urban drama . ' A loud , ugly , irritating movie A loud , ugly , irritating movie without any of its satirical A loud , ugly , irritating movie without any of its satirical salvos hitting a discernible target . A loud , witless mess A loud , witless mess that A loud , witless mess that has none of the charm and little of the intrigue from the TV series . A lousy movie A lousy movie that A lovably A lovably old-school Hollywood confection A lovably old-school Hollywood confection . A love A love for films A love for films shines through each frame A love for films shines through each frame and A love for films shines through each frame and the era is recreated with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats A lovely and beautifully A lovely and beautifully photographed romance . A lovely film A lovely film ... A lovely film ... elegant , witty and beneath a prim exterior unabashedly romantic A lovely film ... elegant , witty and beneath a prim exterior unabashedly romantic ... A lovely film ... elegant , witty and beneath a prim exterior unabashedly romantic ... hugely enjoyable in its own right though not really faithful to its source's complexity A lovely film ... elegant , witty and beneath a prim exterior unabashedly romantic ... hugely enjoyable in its own right though not really faithful to its source's complexity . A lovely film for the holiday season A lovely film for the holiday season . A loving little film A loving little film of considerable appeal A low-budget affair A low-budget affair , Tadpole A low-budget affair , Tadpole was shot on digital video , A low-budget affair , Tadpole was shot on digital video , and the images often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction A low-budget affair , Tadpole was shot on digital video , and the images often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . A low-budget affair , Tadpole was shot on digital video , and the images often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again , in a better movie A low-budget affair , Tadpole was shot on digital video , and the images often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again , in a better movie , you might not have noticed . A low-key labor of love that strikes a very resonant chord A low-key labor of love that strikes a very resonant chord . A low-rent retread A low-rent retread of the Alien A low-rent retread of the Alien pictures . A lyrical metaphor for cultural and personal self-discovery and a picaresque view A lyrical metaphor for cultural and personal self-discovery and a picaresque view of a little-remembered world A lyrical metaphor for cultural and personal self-discovery and a picaresque view of a little-remembered world . A macabre and very stylized Swedish fillm about a modern city where all the religious and civic virtues that hold society in place are in tatters . A major waste A major waste ... A major waste ... generic A major waste ... generic . A man leaving the screening said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . A man leaving the screening said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . A man leaving the screening said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . But A man leaving the screening said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . But Windtalkers doesn't beat that one , either A man leaving the screening said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . But Windtalkers doesn't beat that one , either . A manically generous Christmas A manically generous Christmas vaudeville . A manipulative feminist empowerment tale thinly posing as a serious drama about spousal abuse A manipulative feminist empowerment tale thinly posing as a serious drama about spousal abuse . A map of the inner rhythms of love and jealousy and sacrifice A markedly inactive film A markedly inactive film , A markedly inactive film , City A markedly inactive film , City is conversational bordering on confessional . A marvel A marvel of production design A marvel of production design . A marvellous A marvelous performance A marvelous performance by Allison Lohman A marvelous performance by Allison Lohman as an identity-seeking foster child A marvelous performance by Allison Lohman as an identity-seeking foster child . A masterful film A masterful film from a master filmmaker A masterful film from a master filmmaker , A masterful film from a master filmmaker , unique in its deceptive grimness A masterful film from a master filmmaker , unique in its deceptive grimness , A masterpiece A masterpiece four years A masterpiece four years in the making A mature , deeply felt fantasy of a director's travel through 300 years of Russian history . A mawkish , implausible platonic romance A mawkish , implausible platonic romance that makes Chaplin's City Lights A mawkish self-parody A mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither A mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being A mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being . A mean-spirited film A mean-spirited film made by someone who surely read The Catcher in the Rye but clearly suffers from dyslexia A meatier A meatier deeper beginning A meatier deeper beginning and\/or ending would have easily tipped this film into the `` A '' range , as is , it's a very very strong `` B + . '' A mechanical action-comedy whose seeming purpose is to market the charismatic Jackie Chan to even younger audiences A mechanical action-comedy whose seeming purpose is to market the charismatic Jackie Chan to even younger audiences . A mediocre exercise A mediocre exercise in target demographics A mediocre exercise in target demographics , unaware that it's the butt of its own joke . A meditation on faith and madness A meditation on faith and madness , Frailty is blood-curdling stuff . A melancholy A melancholy , emotional film A memorable experience A memorable experience that , like many of his works , presents weighty issues A memorable experience that , like many of his works , presents weighty issues colorfully wrapped up in his own idiosyncratic strain of kitschy goodwill . A mesmerizing cinematic poem A mesmerizing cinematic poem from the first frame to the last A mesmerizing cinematic poem from the first frame to the last . A mess A mess . A mess . The screenplay does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced A mess . The screenplay does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , Hopkins looks like a drag queen . A metaphor for a modern-day urban China A metaphor for a modern-day urban China searching for its identity . A mildly enjoyable if toothless adaptation of a much better book A mimetic approximation of better films A mimetic approximation of better films like Contempt and 8 1\/2 . A miniscule little bleep on the film radar , but A minor film with major pleasures from Portuguese master Manoel de Oliviera A minor film with major pleasures from Portuguese master Manoel de Oliviera ... A minor picture with a major identity crisis A minor picture with a major identity crisis -- it's sort of true and it's sort of bogus and it's ho-hum all the way through A minor-league soccer remake A minor-league soccer remake of The Longest Yard . A miraculous movie A miraculous movie , I'm Going Home is so slight , A miraculous movie , I'm Going Home is so slight , yet overflows with wisdom and emotion . A mischievous visual style A mischievous visual style and oodles of charm A mischievous visual style and oodles of charm make ` Cherish ' a very good ( but not great ) movie . A misogynistic piece A misogynistic piece of filth that attempts to pass itself off as hip , young adult entertainment A mix of gritty realism , crisp storytelling and radiant compassion that effortlessly draws you in A mix of gritty realism , crisp storytelling and radiant compassion that effortlessly draws you in . A mix of velocity and idiocy , this ruinous remake A mixed bag A mixed bag of a comedy that can't really be described as out of this world A model A model of what films A modest masterpiece . A modest pleasure A modest pleasure that A modestly comic , modestly action-oriented World War II adventure A modestly comic , modestly action-oriented World War II adventure that A modestly comic , modestly action-oriented World War II adventure that , A modestly comic , modestly action-oriented World War II adventure that , in terms of authenticity A modestly made but A modestly made but profoundly moving documentary A modestly made but profoundly moving documentary . A modestly surprising movie A modestly surprising movie . A momentary escape A momentary escape from the summer heat and the sedentary doldrums that set in at this time of year A moody , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , Solaris A morose little soap opera A morose little soap opera about three A morose little soap opera about three vapid A morose little soap opera about three vapid , insensitive people who take A morose little soap opera about three vapid , insensitive people who take turns hurting each other . It's a feature-length adaptation of one of those '' Can This Marriage Be Saved ? '' columns from Ladies Home Journal ... A mostly believable , refreshingly low-key and quietly inspirational little sports A mostly believable , refreshingly low-key and quietly inspirational little sports drama . A mostly intelligent , engrossing and psychologically resonant suspenser A mostly tired A movie I loved on first sight and , even more important , love in remembrance . A movie far more cynical and lazy than anything a fictitious Charlie Kaufman A movie for 11-year-old boys with sports dreams of their own and the preteen girls who worship Lil ' Bow Wow A movie in which laughter and self-exploitation merge into jolly soft-porn 'em powerment . A movie in which laughter and self-exploitation merge into jolly soft-porn 'em powerment . ' A movie in which two not very absorbing characters are engaged in a romance you can't wait to see end . A movie just for Friday fans , critics be damned . A movie just for Friday fans , critics be damned . If you already like this sort of thing , this is that sort of thing all over again . A movie like The Guys is why film criticism can be considered work . A movie more to be prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms . A movie of riveting power and sadness A movie of riveting power and sadness . A movie of technical skill and rare depth A movie of technical skill and rare depth of intellect and feeling A movie of technical skill and rare depth of intellect and feeling . A movie so bad that it quickly enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls . A movie that's about as overbearing and over-the-top as the family it A movie that's about as overbearing and over-the-top as the family it depicts . A movie that's held A movie that's held captive by mediocrity . A movie that's held captive by mediocrity . Not bad , A movie that's held captive by mediocrity . Not bad , but not all that good . Bacon keeps things interesting , but don't go out of your way to pay full price . A movie that's just plain awful but still A movie that both thrills the eye and , in its over-the-top way , touches the heart . A movie that can't get sufficient distance from Leroy's A movie that can't get sufficient distance from Leroy's delusions to escape their maudlin influence . A movie that harps on media-constructed ` issues ' A movie that harps on media-constructed ` issues ' like whether compromise is the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people . A movie that reminds us of just how exciting and satisfying the fantasy cinema can be when it's approached with imagination and flair A movie that sends you out of the theater feeling like you've actually spent time living in another community . A movie that the less charitable might describe as a castrated A movie that the less charitable might describe as a castrated cross between Highlander and Lolita . A movie that will surely be profane , politically charged music to the ears of Cho's fans . A movie that will thrill you , touch you and make you A movie that will thrill you , touch you and make you laugh as well . A movie that will wear you out and make you misty even when you don't A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture . A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture . We can tell what it is supposed to be A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture . We can tell what it is supposed to be , A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture . We can tell what it is supposed to be , but A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture . We can tell what it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art A movie version of a paint-by-numbers picture . We can tell what it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art . A movie where story is almost an afterthought A movie where story is almost an afterthought amidst a swirl of colors and inexplicable events . A movie with a real anarchic flair A movie you observe , rather than one you enter into . A moving , if uneven , success A moving , if uneven , success . A moving and important film A moving and important film . A moving and not infrequently breathtaking film A moving and not infrequently breathtaking film . A moving and solidly entertaining comedy\/drama A moving and solidly entertaining comedy\/drama that should bolster director and co-writer A moving and solidly entertaining comedy\/drama that should bolster director and co-writer Juan José Campanella's reputation in the United States . A moving and stark reminder A moving and stark reminder that the casualties of war reach much further than we imagine . A moving and weighty depiction A moving and weighty depiction of one family A moving and weighty depiction of one family's attempts to heal after the death of a child . A moving essay about the specter of death , especially suicide A moving essay about the specter of death , especially suicide . A moving picture that does not move . A moving story A moving story of determination and the human spirit A moving story of determination and the human spirit . A moving tale A moving tale of love and destruction A moving tale of love and destruction in unexpected places A moving tale of love and destruction in unexpected places , unexamined lives . A much better documentary A much better documentary -- more revealing , more emotional and more surprising -- A much better documentary -- more revealing , more emotional and more surprising -- than its pedestrian English title A much better documentary -- more revealing , more emotional and more surprising -- than its pedestrian English title would have you believe . A much more successful translation than its most famous previous film adaptation A much more successful translation than its most famous previous film adaptation , writer-director Anthony Friedman's similarly updated 1970 British production . A muckraking job A muddle A muddle splashed with bloody beauty as vivid as any Scorsese has ever given us . A muddled limp biscuit A muddled limp biscuit of a movie , a vampire soap opera that doesn't make much A muddled limp biscuit of a movie , a vampire soap opera that doesn't make much sense even on its own terms . A muddy psychological thriller A muddy psychological thriller rife with miscalculations A muddy psychological thriller rife with miscalculations . A muddy psychological thriller rife with miscalculations . It makes me say the obvious : A muddy psychological thriller rife with miscalculations . It makes me say the obvious : Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here A must for fans of British cinema , if only because so many titans of the industry are along for the ride . A must see for all sides of the political spectrum A must-see A must-see for fans of thoughtful war films and those A must-see for fans of thoughtful war films and those interested in the sights and sounds of battle . A must-see for the David Mamet enthusiast and for anyone who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking A muted freak-out A naturally funny film A naturally funny film , A naturally funny film , Home Movie A naturally funny film , Home Movie makes you crave Chris Smith's next movie . A nearly 21\/2 hours , the film is way too indulgent . A negligible British comedy . A new film from Bill Plympton , the animation master , is always welcome . A no-holds-barred cinematic A no-holds-barred cinematic treat . A noble failure . A non-Britney person might survive a screening with little harm done , except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine . A non-mystery mystery . A not-so-Divine Secrets A not-so-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya A not-so-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood with a hefty helping of Re-Fried Green Tomatoes . A one-trick pony A one-trick pony whose few T&A bits A painfully funny A painfully leaden film A painfully slow cliche-ridden film A painfully slow cliche-ridden film filled with more holes than Clyde Barrow's car . A pale Xerox of other , better crime movies . A particularly joyless , and exceedingly dull , period A particularly joyless , and exceedingly dull , period coming-of-age tale . A party-hearty teen A party-hearty teen flick that scalds like acid . A passable romantic comedy , in need of another couple of A passionately inquisitive film A passionately inquisitive film determined to uncover the truth and hopefully inspire action . A pathetic exploitation film A pathetic exploitation film that tries to seem sincere , and just seems worse for the effort . A pathetically A pathetically inane and unimaginative A pathetically inane and unimaginative cross between XXX and Vertical Limit . A peculiar misfire that even Tunney can't save . A penetrating , potent exploration A penetrating , potent exploration of sanctimony , self-awareness , self-hatred and self-determination A penetrating , potent exploration of sanctimony , self-awareness , self-hatred and self-determination . A penetrating glimpse A penetrating glimpse into the tissue-thin ego of the stand-up comic A perceptive , good-natured movie A perceptive , good-natured movie . A perfect example of rancid , well-intentioned , but shamelessly manipulative movie making A perfect example of rancid , well-intentioned , but shamelessly manipulative movie making . A perfectly acceptable , perfectly bland , competently A perfectly competent and often imaginative film A perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey comedy A perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey comedy . A perfectly respectable , perfectly inoffensive A period story about a Catholic boy who tries to help a Jewish friend get into heaven by sending the audience straight to hell . A perplexing example A perplexing example of promise unfulfilled A perplexing example of promise unfulfilled , A perverse little truffle , dainty psychological terror on the outside with a creamy filling of familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy A photographic marvel A photographic marvel of sorts , and it A photographic marvel of sorts , and it's certainly an invaluable record of that special fishy community . A picture A piece of mildly entertaining , inoffensive fluff that drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category : A piece of mildly entertaining , inoffensive fluff that drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category : unembarrassing but unmemorable A piece of mildly entertaining , inoffensive fluff that drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category : unembarrassing but unmemorable . A pint-sized ` Goodfellas ' A pint-sized ` Goodfellas ' designed to appeal to the younger set A pint-sized ` Goodfellas ' designed to appeal to the younger set , it's not a very good movie in any objective sense A pint-sized ` Goodfellas ' designed to appeal to the younger set , it's not a very good movie in any objective sense , A piquant meditation A playful Iranian parable A playful Iranian parable about openness , particularly the A playful Iranian parable about openness , particularly the need for people of diverse political perspectives to get along despite their ideological differences . A pleasant A pleasant , A pleasant and engaging enough A pleasant and engaging enough sit A pleasant and engaging enough sit , A pleasant and engaging enough sit , but A pleasant and engaging enough sit , but in trying to have the best of both worlds it ends up falling short as a whole . A pleasant enough comedy A pleasant enough comedy that should have found a summer A pleasant enough movie A pleasant enough movie , A pleasant enough movie , held together by skilled ensemble actors A pleasant enough romance A pleasant enough romance with intellectual underpinnings A pleasant enough romance with intellectual underpinnings , A pleasant enough romance with intellectual underpinnings , the kind of movie that entertains even as it turns maddeningly predictable A pleasant piece A pleasant piece of escapist entertainment A pleasant piece of escapist entertainment . A pleasant ramble through the sort of idoosyncratic terrain that Errol Morris has often dealt with A pleasant ramble through the sort of idoosyncratic terrain that Errol Morris has often dealt with ... A pleasing , A pleasing , often-funny comedy A pleasing , often-funny comedy . A pleasurably jacked-up piece A pleasurably jacked-up piece of action moviemaking A plethora of engaging diatribes A plethora of engaging diatribes on the meaning of ` home A plethora of engaging diatribes on the meaning of ` home , ' delivered in grand passion by the members of the various households . A plodding teen remake A plodding teen remake that's so mechanical you can smell the grease on the plot A plodding teen remake that's so mechanical you can smell the grease on the plot twists . A poignant A poignant and compelling story A poignant and compelling story about relationships , Food of Love A poignant and gently humorous A poignant and gently humorous parable that loves its characters and communicates something rather beautiful about human nature . A poignant comedy A poignant comedy that offers food for A poignant comedy that offers food for thought . A poignant lyricism runs through Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem . A pointed , often tender , examination A pointed , often tender , examination of the pros and cons of unconditional A pointed , often tender , examination of the pros and cons of unconditional love and familial duties . A poky and pseudo-serious exercise in sham actor workshops and an affected malaise . A polished and vastly entertaining caper A polished and vastly entertaining caper film that puts the sting back into the con A polished and vastly entertaining caper film that puts the sting back into the con . A ponderous meditation A ponderous meditation on love that feels significantly longer than its relatively scant 97 minutes A poorly scripted , preachy fable A portrait of alienation A portrait of alienation so perfect A portrait of alienation so perfect , A portrait of alienation so perfect , it will certainly succeed in alienating most viewers . A portrait of hell so shattering it's impossible to shake . A positively thrilling combination A positively thrilling combination of ethnography and all the intrigue , betrayal , deceit and murder A positively thrilling combination of ethnography and all the intrigue , betrayal , deceit and murder of a Shakespearean tragedy or a juicy soap opera A positively thrilling combination of ethnography and all the intrigue , betrayal , deceit and murder of a Shakespearean tragedy or a juicy soap opera . A potent allegorical A potentially good comic premise A potentially good comic premise and A potentially good comic premise and excellent cast A potentially good comic premise and excellent cast are terribly wasted . A powerful , chilling , and affecting study A powerful , chilling , and affecting study of one man A powerful , chilling , and affecting study of one man's dying fall . A powerful , inflammatory film A powerful , inflammatory film about religion that dares to question an ancient faith , and about hatred that offers no easy , comfortable resolution A powerful , inflammatory film about religion that dares to question an ancient faith , and about hatred that offers no easy , comfortable resolution . A powerful and telling story A powerful and telling story that examines A powerful and telling story that examines forbidden love , racial tension , and other issues that are as valid today as they were in the 1950s A powerful and telling story that examines forbidden love , racial tension , and other issues that are as valid today as they were in the 1950s . A powerful performance A powerful performance from Mel Gibson A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 . A predictable , manipulative stinker A predictable , manipulative stinker . A predictable , manipulative stinker . The story passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal A predictable , manipulative stinker . The story passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , A predictable , manipulative stinker . The story passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge A predictable , manipulative stinker . The story passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge . A predictable and stereotypical A predictable and stereotypical little B-movie A preposterous , prurient whodunit A preposterous , prurient whodunit . A preposterously melodramatic paean A preposterously melodramatic paean to gang-member teens in Brooklyn circa A pretty decent kid-pleasing A pretty decent kid-pleasing , A pretty decent kid-pleasing , tolerable-to-adults lark of a movie A pretty decent kid-pleasing , tolerable-to-adults lark of a movie . A pretty funny movie A pretty funny movie , A pretty funny movie , with most of the humor A pretty funny movie , with most of the humor coming , as before , from the incongruous but chemically perfect teaming of Crystal and De Niro A pretty funny movie , with most of the humor coming , as before , from the incongruous but chemically perfect teaming of Crystal and De Niro . A prison comedy that never really busts out of its comfy little cell A prison comedy that never really busts out of its comfy little cell . A pro-fat farce that overcomes much of its excessive moral baggage thanks to two appealing lead performances A processed comedy chop suey . A profoundly stupid affair A profoundly stupid affair , populating its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who value cash above credibility . A prolonged extrusion of psychopathic pulp A prolonged extrusion of psychopathic pulp . A properly spooky film A properly spooky film about the power of spirits A properly spooky film about the power of spirits to influence us whether we believe in them or not A properly spooky film about the power of spirits to influence us whether we believe in them or not . A provocative movie A provocative movie about loss , anger , greed , jealousy , sickness and love A psychic journey deep into the very fabric of Iranian ... A psychic journey deep into the very fabric of Iranian ... life . A psychological thriller A psychological thriller with a genuinely spooky premise and an above-average cast , actor Bill Paxton's directing debut A psychological thriller with a smart script and an obsessive-compulsive's attention A psychological thriller with a smart script and an obsessive-compulsive's attention to detail A psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller A psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller with a stellar performance by Al Pacino A punch line without a premise , a joke A puppy dog so desperate for attention it nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks A puppy dog so desperate for attention it nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks . A pure participatory event A pure participatory event that malnourished intellectuals A puzzle whose pieces do not fit . A puzzle whose pieces do not fit . Some are fascinating and A puzzle whose pieces do not fit . Some are fascinating and others are not A puzzle whose pieces do not fit . Some are fascinating and others are not , A puzzle whose pieces do not fit . Some are fascinating and others are not , and A puzzle whose pieces do not fit . Some are fascinating and others are not , and in the end , it is almost a good movie . A quaint A quaint , A quaint , romanticized rendering A quaint , romanticized rendering . A quasi-documentary by French filmmaker Karim Dridi that celebrates the hardy spirit of Cuban music A quasi-documentary by French filmmaker Karim Dridi that celebrates the hardy spirit of Cuban music . A quiet , disquieting triumph A quiet , disquieting triumph . A quiet family drama with a little bit of romance and a dose of darkness A quiet family drama with a little bit of romance and a dose of darkness . A quiet treasure A quiet treasure -- A quiet treasure -- a film to be savored A quietly moving A quietly moving look back at what it was to be Iranian-American in 1979 . A quietly reflective and melancholy New Zealand film A quietly reflective and melancholy New Zealand film about an eventful summer in a 13-year-old girl A quirky comedy A quirky comedy set in Newfoundland that cleverly captures the dry wit that's so prevalent on The Rock . A ragbag A ragbag of cliches A ragbag of cliches . A ragbag of promising ideas and failed narrative , of good acting and plain old bad filmmaking A rambling ensemble piece with loosely connected characters and plots that never quite gel A rambling ensemble piece with loosely connected characters and plots that never quite gel . A rare and lightly entertaining A rare and lightly entertaining look behind the curtain that separates comics from the people laughing in the crowd . A rarity A rarity among recent Iranian films A rather average action film A rather average action film that benefits from several funny moments A rather brilliant little cult item A rather brilliant little cult item : A rather brilliant little cult item : a pastiche of children's entertainment , superhero comics , and Japanese animation A rather brilliant little cult item : a pastiche of children's entertainment , superhero comics , and Japanese animation . A rather tired A rather tired exercise in nostalgia . A raunchy and frequently hilarious follow-up A raunchy and frequently hilarious follow-up to the gifted Korean American stand-up A raunchy and frequently hilarious follow-up to the gifted Korean American stand-up's I'm the One That I Want . A real audience-pleaser A real audience-pleaser that will strike a chord with anyone who's ever A real audience-pleaser that will strike a chord with anyone who's ever waited in a doctor's office , emergency room , hospital bed or insurance company office . A real clunker A real clunker . A well-made , thoughtful , well-acted clunker A real clunker . A well-made , thoughtful , well-acted clunker , but a clunker A real clunker . A well-made , thoughtful , well-acted clunker , but a clunker nonetheless . A real movie , A real movie , about real people , that gives us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know A real snooze . A real story A real story about real people living their lives A real winner A real winner -- A real winner -- smart , funny , subtle , and resonant A real winner -- smart , funny , subtle , and resonant . A realistically terrifying movie A realistically terrifying movie that puts another notch A realistically terrifying movie that puts another notch in the belt of the long list of renegade-cop tales A realistically terrifying movie that puts another notch in the belt of the long list of renegade-cop tales . A reality-snubbing hodgepodge . A really funny fifteen-minute A really good premise A really good premise is frittered away in middle-of-the-road blandness . A reasonably efficient mechanism A reasonably entertaining sequel A reasonably entertaining sequel to 1994's surprise family A reasonably entertaining sequel to 1994's surprise family hit that may strain adult credibility . A recent favourite A recent favourite at Sundance , this white-trash satire A recipe for cinematic disaster A recipe for cinematic disaster ... part Quentin Tarantino , part Guy Ritchie , and part 1960s spy spoof A refreshing Korean film A refreshing Korean film about five female high school friends who face an uphill battle when they try to take their relationships into deeper waters A refreshing change A refreshing change from the usual whoopee-cushion effort A refreshing change from the usual whoopee-cushion effort aimed at the youth market . A refreshingly honest and ultimately touching tale A refreshingly honest and ultimately touching tale of the sort of people A refreshingly honest and ultimately touching tale of the sort of people usually ignored in contemporary American film . Search it out . A refreshingly realistic , affectation-free A refreshingly realistic , affectation-free coming-of-age tale A refreshingly realistic , affectation-free coming-of-age tale . A rehash A rehash of every gangster movie A rehash of every gangster movie from the past decade . A relative letdown . A relentless , bombastic and ultimately empty World War II action A relentless , bombastic and ultimately empty World War II action flick . A remarkable 179-minute meditation A remarkable 179-minute meditation on the nature A remarkable 179-minute meditation on the nature of revolution A remarkable film A remarkable film by Bernard Rose A remarkable film by Bernard Rose . A remarkable movie A remarkable movie with an unsatisfying ending , which is just the point A remarkable movie with an unsatisfying ending , which is just the point . A remarkably alluring film A remarkably alluring film set in the constrictive Eisenhower era about one suburban woman's yearning in the face of a loss that shatters her cheery and tranquil suburban life . A remarkably insightful A remarkably insightful look at the backstage angst of the stand-up comic . A reminder that beyond all the hype and recent digital glitz , Spielberg knows how to tell us about people . A resonant tale A respectable venture on its own terms A respectable venture on its own terms , A retread A retread of material already thoroughly plumbed by Martin Scorsese . A return to pure Disney A return to pure Disney magic and is enjoyable family fare . A rewarding work A rewarding work of art A rewarding work of art for only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers A reworking of Die Hard and Cliffhanger A reworking of Die Hard and Cliffhanger but it's nowhere near as exciting as either . A rich tale A rich tale of our times A rich tale of our times , very well told with an appropriate minimum of means . A richly imagined and admirably mature A rigorously structured and exquisitely A rip-off A rip-off twice removed A rip-off twice removed , modeled after ( Seagal's ) earlier copycat Under Siege A rip-off twice removed , modeled after ( Seagal's ) earlier copycat Under Siege , sometimes referred to as Die Hard on a boat . A rip-roaring comedy action A rip-roaring comedy action fest that'll put hairs on your chest . A riveting documentary . A riveting profile A riveting profile of law enforcement , and a visceral , nasty journey A riveting profile of law enforcement , and a visceral , nasty journey into an urban Hades A riveting profile of law enforcement , and a visceral , nasty journey into an urban Hades . A riveting story A riveting story well told . A road trip that will get you thinking , ` Are we there yet ? A rock-solid gangster movie A rock-solid gangster movie with a fair amount A rock-solid gangster movie with a fair amount of suspense , intriguing characters and bizarre bank robberies , plus a heavy dose of father-and-son dynamics A rock-solid gangster movie with a fair amount of suspense , intriguing characters and bizarre bank robberies , plus a heavy dose of father-and-son dynamics . A rollicking A rollicking ride , with jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and a boffo last hour that leads up to a strangely sinister happy ending . A romantic comedy , A romantic comedy , yes , A romantic comedy , yes , but one with characters who think and talk about their goals , and are working on hard decisions A rote exercise in both animation and storytelling A rote exercise in both animation and storytelling . A rude black comedy A rude black comedy about the catalytic effect a holy fool A rude black comedy about the catalytic effect a holy fool has upon those around him in the cutthroat world of children's television . A sad and rote exercise A sad and rote exercise in milking a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title A sad and rote exercise in milking a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title would imply . A savage John Waters-like humor that dances on the edge A savage John Waters-like humor that dances on the edge of tastelessness A savvy exploration A savvy exploration of paranoia and insecurity A savvy exploration of paranoia and insecurity in America's culture A savvy exploration of paranoia and insecurity in America's culture of fear A science-fiction pastiche so lacking in originality that if you stripped away its inspirations there A searing , epic treatment of a nationwide blight that seems to be A searing , epic treatment of a nationwide blight that seems to be , A searing , epic treatment of a nationwide blight that seems to be , horrifyingly , ever on the rise . A selection of scenes in search of a movie A selection of scenes in search of a movie . A semi-autobiographical film that's so sloppily written and cast that you can not believe anyone more central to the creation of Bugsy than the caterer A semi-autobiographical film that's so sloppily written and cast that you can not believe anyone more central to the creation of Bugsy than the caterer had anything to do with it . A sense of real magic A sense of real magic , perhaps A sense of real magic , perhaps . A sensitive , cultivated treatment A sensitive , cultivated treatment of Greene's work as well as a remarkably faithful one . A sensitive , modest comic tragedy A sensitive , modest comic tragedy that works A sensitive , modest comic tragedy that works as both character study and symbolic examination A sensitive , modest comic tragedy that works as both character study and symbolic examination of the huge economic changes sweeping modern China A sensitive , modest comic tragedy that works as both character study and symbolic examination of the huge economic changes sweeping modern China . A sensitive , moving A sensitive , moving , A sensitive , moving , brilliantly constructed work . A sensitive and astute A sensitive and astute first feature by Anne-Sophie Birot . A sensitive and expertly A sensual performance A sensual performance from Abbass A sensual performance from Abbass buoys the flimsy story A sensual performance from Abbass buoys the flimsy story , but A sentimental but entirely irresistible portrait A sentimental but entirely irresistible portrait of three A sentimental but entirely irresistible portrait of three aging sisters A sentimental but entirely irresistible portrait of three aging sisters . A sentimental hybrid A sentimental hybrid that could benefit from the spice of specificity . A sentimental mess A sentimental mess that never A sentimental mess that never rings true A sentimental mess that never rings true . A sequence of ridiculous shoot A sequence of ridiculous shoot - 'em - A sequence of ridiculous shoot - 'em - up scenes A series of escapades demonstrating the adage that what is good for the goose is also good for the gander , some of which occasionally amuses but none of which amounts to much of a story . A series of immaculately composed shots of Patch Adams quietly freaking out does not make for much of a movie . A seriocomic debut of extravagant promise by Georgian-Israeli director Dover Kosashvili . A serious movie A serious movie with serious ideas A serious movie with serious ideas . A serious movie with serious ideas . But seriously , folks , it doesn't work . A seriously bad film A seriously bad film with seriously A seriously bad film with seriously warped logic by writer-director Kurt Wimmer at the screenplay level . A sermonizing and lifeless paean A sermonizing and lifeless paean to teenage A serviceable Euro-trash action extravaganza , A serviceable Euro-trash action extravaganza , with a decent sense of humor and plenty of things that go boom A serviceable Euro-trash action extravaganza , with a decent sense of humor and plenty of things that go boom -- A serviceable Euro-trash action extravaganza , with a decent sense of humor and plenty of things that go boom -- handguns , BMWs and seaside chateaus A sexy , peculiar and always entertaining costume drama A sexy , peculiar and always entertaining costume drama set in Renaissance Spain , and the fact that it's based on true events A sexy , peculiar and always entertaining costume drama set in Renaissance Spain , and the fact that it's based on true events somehow makes it all the more compelling . A sexy , surprising romance A sexy , surprising romance ... A sexy , surprising romance ... Idemoto and Kim make a gorgeous pair ... their scenes brim with sexual possibility and emotional danger A sexy , surprising romance ... Idemoto and Kim make a gorgeous pair ... their scenes brim with sexual possibility and emotional danger . A sham A sham construct based on theory , sleight-of-hand , and ill-wrought hypothesis . A shambles A shambles of a movie -- visually unattractive , unbearably loud and utterly silly A shambles of a movie -- visually unattractive , unbearably loud and utterly silly ... A shambles of a movie -- visually unattractive , unbearably loud and utterly silly ... its hilarity is completely unintentional A shame that Stealing Harvard is too busy getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable . A sharp , amusing study A sharp , amusing study of the cult A sharp , amusing study of the cult of celebrity A sharp , amusing study of the cult of celebrity . A sharp and quick documentary A sharp and quick documentary that is funny and pithy , while illuminating an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , A sharp and quick documentary that is funny and pithy , while illuminating an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , really isn't . A sharp satire A sharp satire of desperation and cinematic deception . A shimmeringly lovely coming-of-age portrait A shimmeringly lovely coming-of-age portrait , shot in artful , watery tones of blue , green and brown . A shiver-inducing A shoddy male hip hop fantasy A shoddy male hip hop fantasy filled with guns , expensive cars , lots of naked women and Rocawear clothing . A showcase A showcase for both the scenic splendor of the mountains and for legendary actor Michel Serrault , the film A showcase for both the scenic splendor of the mountains and for legendary actor Michel Serrault , the film is less successful on other levels . A silly , self-indulgent film A silly , self-indulgent film about a silly , self-indulgent filmmaker A simmering psychological drama A simmering psychological drama in which the bursts of sudden violence are all the more startling for the slow buildup that has preceded them A simple , but gritty and well-acted ensemble A simple , but gritty and well-acted ensemble drama that encompasses a potent metaphor for a country still dealing with its fascist past A simple , sometimes maddeningly slow film A simple tale A simple tale of an unlikely friendship , but thanks to the gorgeous locales and exceptional lead performances A simple tale of an unlikely friendship , but thanks to the gorgeous locales and exceptional lead performances , it has considerable charm . A simpler , leaner treatment would have been preferable ; after all , being about nothing is sometimes funnier than being about something . A sincere A singularly off-putting romantic comedy . A slam-bang extravaganza A slam-bang extravaganza that A slam-bang extravaganza that is all about a wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time . A sleek advert A sleek advert for youthful anomie A sleek advert for youthful anomie that never quite equals the sum of its pretensions . A sleep-inducing thriller A sleep-inducing thriller with a single A sleep-inducing thriller with a single twist that everyone except the characters in it can see coming a mile away . A sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama A sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama with clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set A sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama with clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set of plot devices A sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama with clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set of plot devices . A slick , A slick , engrossing melodrama A slick , engrossing melodrama . A slick , skillful little horror film A slick , well-oiled machine A slick , well-oiled machine , A slick , well-oiled machine , exquisitely polished and upholstered A slight and obvious effort , even for one whose target demographic is likely still in the single digits A slight and obvious effort , even for one whose target demographic is likely still in the single digits , A slight but sweet film A slight but sweet film . A sloppy , amusing comedy A sloppy , amusing comedy that proceeds from a stunningly unoriginal premise A sloppy , amusing comedy that proceeds from a stunningly unoriginal premise . A sloppy slapstick A sloppy slapstick throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like The Ghost and Mr . Chicken . A sloppy slapstick throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like The Ghost and Mr. Chicken . A slow-moving police-procedural thriller A slow-moving police-procedural thriller that A slow-moving police-procedural thriller that takes its title all too literally . A sluggish pace and lack of genuine narrative A sluggish pace and lack of genuine narrative hem the movie in every bit as much as life hems in the spirits of these young women . A sly dissection A sly female empowerment movie A sly female empowerment movie , A sly female empowerment movie , although not in a way anyone would expect . A sly game of cat and mouse A sly game of cat and mouse that's intense and thrilling at times A sly game of cat and mouse that's intense and thrilling at times , A small fortune in salaries and stunt cars A small fortune in salaries and stunt cars might have been saved if the director , Tom Dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) . A small gem from Belgium A small gem from Belgium . A small gem of a movie that defies classification and is as thought-provoking as it A small gem of a movie that defies classification and is as thought-provoking as it is funny , scary and sad . A small independent film suffering from a severe case of Hollywood-itis . A small movie A small movie with a big heart A small movie with a big heart . A small movie with a big impact A small movie with a big impact . A smart A smart , A smart , arch and rather cold-blooded comedy A smart , arch and rather cold-blooded comedy . A smart , compelling drama A smart , compelling drama . A smart , provocative drama A smart , provocative drama that does the nearly impossible A smart , provocative drama that does the nearly impossible : A smart , provocative drama that does the nearly impossible : It gets under the skin of a man we only know as an evil , monstrous lunatic A smart , provocative drama that does the nearly impossible : It gets under the skin of a man we only know as an evil , monstrous lunatic . A smart , sassy and exceptionally charming A smart , sassy and exceptionally charming romantic comedy A smart , sassy and exceptionally charming romantic comedy . A smart , steamy mix A smart , steamy mix of road movie , coming-of-age story and political satire A smart , steamy mix of road movie , coming-of-age story and political satire . A smart , sweet and playful A smart , witty follow-up A smart and funny A smart and funny , albeit sometimes superficial , cautionary tale of a technology in search A smart and funny , albeit sometimes superficial , cautionary tale of a technology in search of an artist A smart and funny , albeit sometimes superficial , cautionary tale of a technology in search of an artist . A smart little indie . A smug and convoluted action-comedy that doesn't allow an earnest moment to pass without reminding audiences that it's only a movie . A so-so , made-for-TV something posing as a real movie . A soap-opera quality twist in the last 20 minutes ... almost puts the kibosh on what is otherwise a sumptuous work of B-movie imagination . A sober and affecting chronicle A sober and affecting chronicle of the leveling A sobering and powerful documentary A sobering and powerful documentary about the most severe kind of personal loss A sobering and powerful documentary about the most severe kind of personal loss : A sobering and powerful documentary about the most severe kind of personal loss : rejection by one's mother A sobering and powerful documentary about the most severe kind of personal loss : rejection by one's mother . A soggy , cliche-bound epic-horror yarn A soggy , cliche-bound epic-horror yarn that A soggy , shapeless mess A soggy , shapeless mess ... A soggy , shapeless mess ... just a dumb excuse for a waterlogged equivalent of a haunted-house movie A solid , psychological action film A solid , psychological action film from Hong Kong A solid , psychological action film from Hong Kong . A solid , spooky entertainment A solid , spooky entertainment worthy of the price of a ticket A solid , spooky entertainment worthy of the price of a ticket . A solid and refined piece A solid and refined piece of moviemaking A solid and refined piece of moviemaking imbued with passion and attitude . A solid cast A solid cast , A solid cast , assured direction and complete lack of modern day irony A solid cast , assured direction and complete lack of modern day irony . A solid examination A solid examination of the male midlife crisis A solid film A solid piece A solidly constructed , entertaining thriller A solidly constructed , entertaining thriller that stops short of true inspiration A solidly constructed , entertaining thriller that stops short of true inspiration . A solidly entertaining A solidly entertaining little film A solidly entertaining little film . A solidly seaworthy chiller A sometimes incisive and sensitive portrait A sometimes incisive and sensitive portrait that is undercut by its awkward structure and a final veering toward melodrama . A sometimes tedious film A somewhat crudely constructed but gripping , questing look at a person A somewhat crudely constructed but gripping , questing look at a person so racked with self-loathing A somewhat disappointing and meandering saga A sophomoric exploration A sophomoric exploration of ` life problems ' most people solved A sophomoric exploration of ` life problems ' most people solved long ago -- or at least A soul-stirring documentary A soul-stirring documentary about the Israeli\/Palestinian conflict as A soul-stirring documentary about the Israeli\/Palestinian conflict as revealed through the eyes of some children who remain curious about each other against all odds . A soulless jumble of ineptly A soulless jumble of ineptly assembled cliches and pabulum that plays like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties . A sour , nasty offering A sour attempt A sour attempt at making a Farrelly Brothers-style , down-and-dirty laugher for the female A sour attempt at making a Farrelly Brothers-style , down-and-dirty laugher for the female set . A special kind A special kind of movie A special kind of movie , this melancholic film noir reminded me a lot of Memento ... A spellbinding African film A spellbinding African film about the modern condition of rootlessness , a state A spiffy animated feature A spiffy animated feature about an unruly adolescent boy who is yearning for adventure and a chance to prove his worth A spiffy animated feature about an unruly adolescent boy who is yearning for adventure and a chance to prove his worth . A splendid entertainment A splendid entertainment , A splendid entertainment , young in spirit but accomplished in all aspects with the fullness A splendid entertainment , young in spirit but accomplished in all aspects with the fullness of spirit and sense A splendid entertainment , young in spirit but accomplished in all aspects with the fullness of spirit and sense of ease that comes only with experience A spooky yarn of demonic doings on the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged A spooky yarn of demonic doings on the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged . A sports movie with action A sports movie with action that's exciting on the field and a story A spunky , original A standard haunted house tale A standard police-oriented drama that , were it not for De Niro's participation , would have likely wound up a TNT Original . A startling and fresh examination A startling and fresh examination of how the bike still remains an ambiguous icon in Chinese society A sterling film A stirring , funny A stirring , funny and A stirring , funny and finally transporting re-imagining of Beauty and the Beast and 1930s horror films A stirring road movie . A stirring tribute A stirring tribute to the bravery and dedication of the world's reporters who willingly walk into the nightmare of war not only to record the events for posterity , but to help us A stirring tribute to the bravery and dedication of the world's reporters who willingly walk into the nightmare of war not only to record the events for posterity , but to help us clearly see the world of our making . A story about intelligent high school A story about intelligent high school students that deals with first love sweetly but also seriously . A story about intelligent high school students that deals with first love sweetly but also seriously . It is also beautifully acted . A story which fails to rise above its disgusting source material . A straight-ahead thriller A straight-ahead thriller that A straight-ahead thriller that never rises above superficiality . A straight-shooting family film A straight-shooting family film which awards animals the respect they A straight-shooting family film which awards animals the respect they've rarely been given . A strangely A strangely compelling and brilliantly A strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort A strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort feel like a 10-course banquet . A string of rehashed sight gags A strong and confident work A strong and confident work which works so well for the first 89 minutes , but ends so horrendously confusing A strong and confident work which works so well for the first 89 minutes , but ends so horrendously confusing in the final two A strong first act A strong first act and A strong first act and absolutely , inescapably gorgeous , skyscraper-trapeze motion of the amazing Spider-Man A strong first act and absolutely , inescapably gorgeous , skyscraper-trapeze motion of the amazing Spider-Man . A strong first quarter A strong first quarter , A strong first quarter , slightly less so second quarter , and average second half A strong script A strong script , A strong script , powerful direction A strong script , powerful direction and A strong script , powerful direction and splendid production design A strong script , powerful direction and splendid production design allows us to be transported into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being . A study in shades of gray A stunning and overwhelmingly cogent case A stunning and overwhelmingly cogent case for Kissinger as a calculating war A stunning piece A stunning piece of visual poetry that will , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history A stupid , derivative horror film A stupid , derivative horror film that substitutes extreme A stupid , derivative horror film that substitutes extreme gore for suspense . A stylish but steady , and ultimately very satisfying , piece A stylish but steady , and ultimately very satisfying , piece of character-driven storytelling A stylish but steady , and ultimately very satisfying , piece of character-driven storytelling . A stylish cast A stylish cast and A stylish cast and some clever scripting solutions A stylish cast and some clever scripting solutions help Chicago make the transition from stage to screen with considerable appeal intact . A stylish thriller . A stylistic A stylistic romp that's always fun to watch . A sub-formulaic slap A sub-formulaic slap in the face A sub-formulaic slap in the face to seasonal cheer . A subject like this should inspire reaction in its audience A subject like this should inspire reaction in its audience ; A subject like this should inspire reaction in its audience ; The Pianist does not A subtle , humorous , illuminating study A subtle , humorous , illuminating study of politics , power and social mobility A subtle , humorous , illuminating study of politics , power and social mobility . A subtle , poignant picture A subtle , poignant picture of goodness that is flawed , compromised and sad A subtle and well-crafted A subtle and well-crafted ( for the most part ) A subtle and well-crafted ( for the most part ) chiller . A suffocating rape-payback horror show that hinges on the subgenre's most enabling victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers . A sugar-coated Rocky A sugar-coated Rocky whose valuable messages are forgotten 10 minutes after the last trombone A sugar-coated Rocky whose valuable messages are forgotten 10 minutes after the last trombone honks . A summary of the plot doesn't quite do justice to the awfulness of the movie , for that comes through all too painfully in the execution . A summer entertainment adults can see without feeling embarrassed A summer entertainment adults can see without feeling embarrassed , A summer entertainment adults can see without feeling embarrassed , but A summer entertainment adults can see without feeling embarrassed , but it could have been more . A sun-drenched masterpiece A sun-drenched masterpiece , A sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game A sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game , A sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game , part psychological case study A sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game , part psychological case study , A sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game , part psychological case study , part droll social satire A sun-drenched masterpiece , part parlor game , part psychological case study , part droll social satire . A superbly A superfluous sequel A superfluous sequel ... A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' : A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' : Everyone has shown up at the appointed time and place A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' : Everyone has shown up at the appointed time and place , A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' : Everyone has shown up at the appointed time and place , but A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' : Everyone has shown up at the appointed time and place , but visible enthusiasm is mighty hard to find A superfluous sequel ... plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' : Everyone has shown up at the appointed time and place , but visible enthusiasm is mighty hard to find . A superlative B movie A superlative B movie -- A superlative B movie -- funny , sexy , and rousing A superlative B movie -- funny , sexy , and rousing . A supernatural mystery that doesn't know whether it wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama A supernatural mystery that doesn't know whether it wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama . A supernatural mystery that doesn't know whether it wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama . It ends up being neither , and fails at both endeavors . A surprisingly ` solid ' achievement A surprisingly ` solid ' achievement by director A surprisingly ` solid ' achievement by director Malcolm D . Lee and writer John Ridley A surprisingly ` solid ' achievement by director Malcolm D . Lee and writer John Ridley . A surprisingly ` solid ' achievement by director Malcolm D. Lee and writer John Ridley A surprisingly ` solid ' achievement by director Malcolm D. Lee and writer John Ridley . A surprisingly charming and even witty match A surprisingly charming and even witty match for the best of Hollywood's comic-book A surprisingly charming and even witty match for the best of Hollywood's comic-book adaptations . A surprisingly flat retread , hobbled by half-baked setups and sluggish pacing . A surprisingly funny movie A surprisingly funny movie . A surprisingly sweet and gentle comedy A surprisingly sweet and gentle comedy . A sustained fest of self-congratulation between actor and director that leaves scant place for the viewer . A swashbuckling tale of love , betrayal , revenge and above all , faith A sweet , tender sermon A sweet , tender sermon about a 12-year-old Welsh boy more curious A sweet , tender sermon about a 12-year-old Welsh boy more curious about God A sweet , tender sermon about a 12-year-old Welsh boy more curious about God than girls , who learns that believing in something does matter A sweet , tender sermon about a 12-year-old Welsh boy more curious about God than girls , who learns that believing in something does matter . A sweet-natured reconsideration A sweet-natured reconsideration of one of San Francisco's most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads A sweet-tempered comedy A sweet-tempered comedy that forgoes A sweet-tempered comedy that forgoes the knee-jerk misogyny that passes for humor in so many teenage comedies A sweet-tempered comedy that forgoes the knee-jerk misogyny that passes for humor in so many teenage comedies . A synthesis A synthesis of cliches and absurdities A synthesis of cliches and absurdities that seems A tale of horror and revenge that is nearly perfect in its relentless descent to the depths of one man A tasty appetizer that leaves you wanting more . A tasty masala . A tasty slice A tasty slice of droll whimsy A taut , intelligent psychological drama A taut , sobering film A taut , sobering film . A taut psychological thriller A taut psychological thriller that doesn't waste a moment A taut psychological thriller that doesn't waste a moment of its two-hour running time A teasing drama whose relentless good-deed\/bad-deed reversals are just interesting enough to make a sinner A technical triumph and A technical triumph and an extraordinary A technical triumph and an extraordinary bore . A technically well-made suspenser A tedious A tender , A tender , heartfelt family drama A tender , witty , captivating film about friendship , love , memory , trust and loyalty A tender and touching drama A tender and touching drama , A tender and touching drama , based on the true story of a troubled African-American's quest to come to terms with his origins A tender and touching drama , based on the true story of a troubled African-American's quest to come to terms with his origins , A terrible movie A terrible movie that some people A terrible movie that some people will nevertheless find moving . A terrific B movie A terrific B movie -- A terrific B movie -- in fact , the best in recent memory A terrific B movie -- in fact , the best in recent memory . A terrific date movie A terrific date movie , whatever your orientation . A terrific insider look at the star-making machinery of tinseltown . A terrifically entertaining specimen A terrifically entertaining specimen of Spielbergian A terrifically entertaining specimen of Spielbergian sci-fi . A thinly veiled excuse A thoroughly awful movie A thoroughly awful movie -- A thoroughly awful movie -- dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam of ` The Thing ' and a geriatric A thoroughly awful movie -- dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam of ` The Thing ' and a geriatric ` Scream . ' A thoroughly engaging , surprisingly touching British comedy A thoroughly engaging , surprisingly touching British comedy . A thoroughly enjoyable , heartfelt A thoroughly enjoyable , heartfelt coming-of-age comedy . A thoroughly entertaining comedy that A thoroughly entertaining comedy that uses Grant's own twist of acidity to prevent itself from succumbing to its own bathos . A thought-provoking and often-funny drama A thought-provoking and often-funny drama about isolation A thought-provoking and often-funny drama about isolation . A thought-provoking picture . A thoughtful A thoughtful , moving piece A thoughtful , moving piece that faces difficult A thoughtful , provocative , insistently humanizing film A thoughtful , reverent portrait A thoughtful , reverent portrait of what A thoughtful , reverent portrait of what is essentially a subculture , with its own rules regarding love and family , governance and hierarchy . A thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait A thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait of a screwed-up man who dared to mess with some powerful people A thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait of a screwed-up man who dared to mess with some powerful people , A thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait of a screwed-up man who dared to mess with some powerful people , seen through the eyes of the idealistic kid who chooses to champion his ultimately losing cause A thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait of a screwed-up man who dared to mess with some powerful people , seen through the eyes of the idealistic kid who chooses to champion his ultimately losing cause . A thoughtful movie A thoughtful movie , A thoughtful movie , a movie that is concerned with souls and risk and schemes and the consequences of one's actions . A three-hour cinema master class . A thriller A thriller whose style , structure and rhythms are so integrated with the story A thriller whose style , structure and rhythms are so integrated with the story , you can not separate them . A thriller with an edge A thriller with an edge -- A thriller with an edge -- which is to say that it doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world . A thriller without a lot of thrills A thriller without a lot of thrills . A thriller without thrills and a mystery devoid A thriller without thrills and a mystery devoid of urgent questions A thriller without thrills and a mystery devoid of urgent questions . A thunderous ride A thunderous ride at first , quiet cadences of pure finesse A thunderous ride at first , quiet cadences of pure finesse are few and far between ; A thunderous ride at first , quiet cadences of pure finesse are few and far between ; their shortage dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences A thunderous ride at first , quiet cadences of pure finesse are few and far between ; their shortage dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences . A tightly directed , highly professional film that's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways . A time machine , a journey back to your childhood A time machine , a journey back to your childhood , A time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater A time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater , A time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater , and A time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater , and films had the ability to mesmerize , astonish and entertain A time machine , a journey back to your childhood , when cares melted away in the dark theater , and films had the ability to mesmerize , astonish and entertain . A timely look back at civil disobedience , anti-war movements and the power of strong voices . A timid , soggy near miss A timid , soggy near miss . A tired , predictable A tired , predictable , bordering on offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid . A tired , unimaginative and derivative variation A tired , unimaginative and derivative variation of that already-shallow A tired , unimaginative and derivative variation of that already-shallow genre . A tired , unnecessary retread A tired , unnecessary retread ... A tired , unnecessary retread ... a stale copy of a picture that wasn't all that great to begin with A tired , unnecessary retread ... a stale copy of a picture that wasn't all that great to begin with . A tone of rueful compassion ... A tone of rueful compassion ... reverberates throughout this film , whose meaning and impact is sadly heightened by current world events A tone of rueful compassion ... reverberates throughout this film , whose meaning and impact is sadly heightened by current world events . A tone poem of transgression . A touch of humor A touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist A touching , small-scale story A touching , small-scale story of family responsibility and care A touching , small-scale story of family responsibility and care in the community A touching , small-scale story of family responsibility and care in the community . A touching , sophisticated film A touching , sophisticated film that almost seems like a documentary in the way A touching , sophisticated film that almost seems like a documentary in the way it captures an Italian immigrant family on the brink of major changes . A touching drama A touching drama about old age and grief A touching drama about old age and grief with a tour de A touching drama about old age and grief with a tour de force performance by Michel Piccoli . A tough go , but A tour de force A tour de force drama about the astonishingly pivotal role of imagination in the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers . A tour de force of modern cinema A tour de force of modern cinema . A trashy , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant experience A treat for its depiction on not giving up on dreams when you're a struggling nobody . A tremendous piece A tremendous piece of work A tremendous piece of work . A triumph A triumph , A triumph , a film that hews out a world and carries us effortlessly from darkness to light A triumph , a film that hews out a world and carries us effortlessly from darkness to light . A triumph , relentless and beautiful A triumph , relentless and beautiful in its downbeat A triumph of art direction A triumph of art direction over narrative A triumph of pure craft and passionate heart A triumph of pure craft and passionate heart . A true pleasure . A true-blue delight . A truly moving experience A truly moving experience , A truly moving experience , and A truly moving experience , and a perfect example of how art -- when done right -- can help heal A truly moving experience , and a perfect example of how art -- when done right -- can help heal , A truly wonderful tale A truly wonderful tale combined with stunning animation . A turgid little history lesson , A turgid little history lesson , humourless and dull A twisty , A twisty , moody slice of Southern Gothic A typically observant , carefully nuanced and intimate French coming-of-age film that is an encouraging debut feature but has a needlessly downbeat ending that A uniquely sensual metaphorical dramatization A uniquely sensual metaphorical dramatization of sexual obsession A uniquely sensual metaphorical dramatization of sexual obsession that spends a bit too much time on its fairly ludicrous plot . A valueless A venturesome , beautifully realized psychological mood piece A venturesome , beautifully realized psychological mood piece that reveals its first-time feature director A venturesome , beautifully realized psychological mood piece that reveals its first-time feature director's understanding of the expressive power of the camera . A very bad sign A very capable nailbiter . A very charming and funny movie A very charming and funny movie . A very depressing movie A very depressing movie of many A very depressing movie of many missed opportunities . A very funny A very funny movie A very funny romantic comedy A very funny romantic comedy about two skittish New York middle-agers who stumble into a relationship and then A very funny romantic comedy about two skittish New York middle-agers who stumble into a relationship and then struggle furiously with their fears and foibles . A very good film A very good film sits in the place where a masterpiece should be . A very long movie A very long movie , A very long movie , dull in stretches , A very long movie , dull in stretches , with entirely too much focus on meal preparation and igloo construction A very pretty after-school A very pretty after-school special A very pretty after-school special . It's an effort to watch this movie A very pretty after-school special . It's an effort to watch this movie , A very pretty after-school special . It's an effort to watch this movie , but it eventually pays off and is effective if you stick with it . A very slow , uneventful A very slow , uneventful ride around a pretty tattered old carousel . A very stylish but ultimately extremely silly tale ... A very well-made , funny and entertaining picture A very well-meaning movie , A very well-meaning movie , and A very well-meaning movie , and it A very well-meaning movie , and it will stand in future years as an eloquent memorial to the World Trade Center tragedy . A very witty A very witty take on change , risk and romance A very witty take on change , risk and romance , A very witty take on change , risk and romance , and A very witty take on change , risk and romance , and the film uses humour to make its points about acceptance and growth A vibrant , colorful , semimusical rendition A vibrant , colorful , semimusical rendition . A vibrant whirlwind A vibrant whirlwind of love , family and all that A vibrant whirlwind of love , family and all that goes with it A vibrant whirlwind of love , family and all that goes with it , My Big Fat Greek Wedding is a non-stop funny feast of warmth , colour and cringe . A vile , incoherent mess A vile , incoherent mess ... a scummy ripoff of David Cronenberg's brilliant ` Videodrome . ' A virtual roller-coaster ride of glamour and sleaze A visionary A visionary marvel A visionary marvel , A visionary marvel , but it's lacking a depth in storytelling usually found in anime like this . A visual spectacle A visual spectacle full of stunning images and effects A visual spectacle full of stunning images and effects . A visually flashy but narratively opaque and emotionally vapid A visually flashy but narratively opaque and emotionally vapid exercise in style and mystification . A vivid A vivid , sometimes surreal A vivid , sometimes surreal , A vivid , sometimes surreal , glimpse into the mysteries of human behavior . A vivid , spicy footnote A vivid , spicy footnote to history , A vivid , spicy footnote to history , and A vivid , spicy footnote to history , and a movie that grips and holds you in rapt attention from A vivid , spicy footnote to history , and a movie that grips and holds you in rapt attention from start to finish . A wannabe comedy A wannabe comedy of manners about a brainy prep-school kid with a Mrs . Robinson complex founders on its own preciousness -- and squanders its beautiful women . A wannabe comedy of manners about a brainy prep-school kid with a Mrs. Robinson complex A wannabe comedy of manners about a brainy prep-school kid with a Mrs. Robinson complex founders on its own preciousness -- and squanders its beautiful women . A warm , funny A warm but realistic meditation A warm but realistic meditation on friendship , family and affection A waste A waste of fearless purity A waste of fearless purity in the acting craft . A waste of good performances A waterlogged version of ` Fatal Attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set A waterlogged version of ` Fatal Attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set ... A waterlogged version of ` Fatal Attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set ... a sad , soggy potboiler that wastes the talents of its attractive young leads A waterlogged version of ` Fatal Attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set ... a sad , soggy potboiler that wastes the talents of its attractive young leads . A weird , arresting little ride A weird , arresting little ride . A weird and wonderful comedy A weird and wonderful comedy . A weird little movie A weird little movie that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A .'s show-biz A weird little movie that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A .'s show-biz and media subcultures . A weird little movie that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A .'s show-biz and media subcultures . But it doesn't leave you with much A weird little movie that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L.A.'s show-biz and media A weird little movie that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L.A.'s show-biz and media subcultures . A welcome relief A welcome relief from baseball movies that try too hard to be mythic A welcome relief from baseball movies that try too hard to be mythic , this one is a sweet and modest and ultimately winning story . A well made indieflick in need of some trims and a more chemistry between its stars . A well paced and satisfying little drama A well paced and satisfying little drama that deserved better than a ` direct-to-video ' release A well paced and satisfying little drama that deserved better than a ` direct-to-video ' release . A well-acted movie A well-acted movie that simply doesn't A well-crafted film A well-crafted film that is all the more remarkable because it A well-crafted film that is all the more remarkable because it achieves its emotional power and moments of revelation with restraint and a delicate ambiguity . A well-crafted letdown . A well-done film A well-done film of a self-reflexive , philosophical nature A well-done film of a self-reflexive , philosophical nature . A well-executed spy-thriller . A well-intentioned effort that's still too burdened by the actor A well-intentioned effort that's still too burdened by the actor's offbeat sensibilities for the earnest emotional core to emerge with any degree of accessibility . A well-made A well-made , thoughtful , well-acted clunker , A well-made , thoughtful , well-acted clunker , but A well-made , thoughtful , well-acted clunker , but a clunker nonetheless A well-made and often lovely depiction A well-made and often lovely depiction of the mysteries of friendship A well-made but emotionally scattered film whose hero gives his heart only to the dog A well-made thriller A well-made thriller with a certain level A well-made thriller with a certain level of intelligence and non-reactionary morality A well-put-together piece A well-put-together piece of urban satire A well-put-together piece of urban satire . A well-rounded tribute to a man whose achievements -- and complexities -- reached far beyond the end zone . A whale of a good time for both children and parents A whale of a good time for both children and parents seeking Christian-themed fun A whale of a good time for both children and parents seeking Christian-themed fun . A whole lot of fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less hard-hitting A whole lot of fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less hard-hitting at the start and finish A whole lot of fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less hard-hitting at the start and finish . A wild , endearing , masterful documentary A wild , endearing , masterful documentary . A wild comedy A wild comedy that could only spring from the demented mind A wild comedy that could only spring from the demented mind of the writer A wild comedy that could only spring from the demented mind of the writer of Being John Malkovich A wild comedy that could only spring from the demented mind of the writer of Being John Malkovich . A wild ride A wild ride juiced with enough energy and excitement for at least three films . A wild ride of a movie that keeps throwing fastballs A wild ride of a movie that keeps throwing fastballs . A wild ride with eight boarders from Venice Beach that was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival . A wildly entertaining A wildly entertaining scan of Evans ' career . A wildly erratic drama with sequences that make you wince in embarrassment and others , thanks to the actors , that are quite touching . A wildly funny prison A wildly inconsistent emotional A winning and wildly fascinating work A winning and wildly fascinating work . A winning comedy A winning comedy with its wry observations A winning comedy with its wry observations about long-lived friendships and the ways in which we all lose track of ourselves by trying A winning comedy with its wry observations about long-lived friendships and the ways in which we all lose track of ourselves by trying to please others A winning comedy with its wry observations about long-lived friendships and the ways in which we all lose track of ourselves by trying to please others . A winning piece A winning piece of work A winning piece of work filled with love for the movies of the 1960s . A wishy-washy melodramatic movie A wishy-washy melodramatic movie that shows us plenty of sturm und drung , but explains its characters ' decisions only unsatisfactorily . A witty A witty , low-key romantic comedy A witty , low-key romantic comedy . A witty , trenchant , A witty , trenchant , wildly unsentimental but flawed A witty , whimsical feature A witty , whimsical feature debut A witty , whimsical feature debut . A woefully dull A woefully dull , redundant concept that bears more than a whiff of exploitation , despite Iwai's vaunted empathy A woefully dull , redundant concept that bears more than a whiff of exploitation , despite Iwai's vaunted empathy . A wonderful , ghastly film A wonderful , ghastly film . A wonderfully speculative character A wonderfully speculative character study that made up for its rather slow beginning by drawing me into the picture . A woozy , roisterous , A woozy , roisterous , exhausting mess A woozy , roisterous , exhausting mess , A woozy , roisterous , exhausting mess , and A woozy , roisterous , exhausting mess , and the off-beat casting of its two leads A word of advice to the makers of The Singles Ward : Celebrity cameos do not automatically equal laughs . A word of advice to the makers of The Singles Ward : Celebrity cameos do not automatically equal laughs . And neither do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are . A wordy wisp of a comedy A work of astonishing delicacy and force A work of extraordinary journalism A work of extraordinary journalism , A work of extraordinary journalism , but A work of extraordinary journalism , but it is also a work of deft and subtle poetry A work of extraordinary journalism , but it is also a work of deft and subtle poetry . A work of intricate elegance A work of intricate elegance , A work of intricate elegance , literary lyricism and profound common sense A work of the utmost subtlety and perception A work that lacks both a purpose and a strong pulse . A working class '' us vs . them '' opera that leaves no heartstring untugged and no liberal cause unplundered . A working class `` us vs. them '' opera that leaves no heartstring untugged and no liberal cause unplundered A worthwhile documentary A worthwhile documentary , A worthwhile documentary , whether you're into rap or not , even if it may still leave you wanting more answers as the credits A worthwhile documentary , whether you're into rap or not , even if it may still leave you wanting more answers as the credits roll . A worthwhile way A worthy addition to the cinematic canon , which , at last count , numbered 52 different versions A worthy addition to the cinematic canon , which , at last count , numbered 52 different versions . A worthy entry A worthy entry into a very difficult genre A worthy idea A worthy idea , but the uninspired scripts , acting and direction never rise above the level of an after-school TV special . A worthy tribute A worthy tribute to a great humanitarian and her vibrant ` co-stars A worthy tribute to a great humanitarian and her vibrant ` co-stars . A wretched movie A wretched movie that reduces the Second World War to one man A wretched movie that reduces the Second World War to one man's quest to find an old flame . A wry , affectionate delight A wry , affectionate delight . A yarn that respects the Marvel version without becoming A yawn-provoking little farm melodrama . A zinger-filled crowd-pleaser that open-minded Elvis fans A zinger-filled crowd-pleaser that open-minded Elvis fans ( but by no means all ) A zinger-filled crowd-pleaser that open-minded Elvis fans ( but by no means all ) will have fun with . A zippy 96 minutes A zippy 96 minutes of mediocre special effects , hoary dialogue , fluxing accents , and -- worst of all -- silly-looking Morlocks A zippy 96 minutes of mediocre special effects , hoary dialogue , fluxing accents , and -- worst of all -- silly-looking Morlocks . A zombie movie in every sense A zombie movie in every sense of the word -- mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious A zombie movie in every sense of the word -- mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious . A-list A-list Brit actors A-list director A-list players A.C. will help this movie one bit A.E.W. Mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks `` The Four Feathers '' bare ABC Kiarostami . ABC Kiarostami . For AIDS and Africa are nothing more than part of the scenery AIDS AIDS and Africa AIDS and Africa are nothing more than part of the scenery . AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , ART FILM Aaliyah rarely dampens her diva persona enough to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend . When she speaks , her creepy Egyptian demigod voice is as computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music . Aan opportunity wasted . Abandon Abandon '' Abandon '' will Abandon '' will leave you wanting to abandon the theater Abandon '' will leave you wanting to abandon the theater . Abandon all hope , ye who enter here ' Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here Abandon spends 90 minutes trying figure out whether or not some cocky pseudo-intellectual kid has intentionally left college or was killed . Abandon spends 90 minutes trying figure out whether or not some cocky pseudo-intellectual kid has intentionally left college or was killed . The only problem is that , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care . Abandons all pretense of creating historical context and waltzes off into a hectic soap about the ups and downs of the heavy breathing between the two artists Abbas infuses the role with an unimpeachable core of emotional truth Abbas infuses the role with an unimpeachable core of emotional truth . Abbass's understated Abbott and Michael Petroni Able to provide insight into a fascinating part of theater history Able to provide insight into a fascinating part of theater history . Abomination About One Thing '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling About One Thing is a small gem . About Schmidt belongs to Nicholson . About Schmidt belongs to Nicholson . Gone are the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances . As Schmidt , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance . About Schmidt is Nicholson's goofy , heartfelt , mesmerizing King Lear . About Schmidt is undoubtedly one of the finest films of the year . About Schmidt is undoubtedly one of the finest films of the year . If you're not deeply touched by this movie , check your pulse . About Something is an amicable endeavor . About The Benjamins that's hard to resist About a Boy injects just enough freshness into the proceedings to provide an enjoyable 100 minutes in a movie theater . About a manga-like heroine who fights back at her abusers About as big a crowdpleaser as they possibly come . About as cutting-edge About as cutting-edge as Pet Rock About as cutting-edge as Pet Rock : About as cutting-edge as Pet Rock : The Movie About as enjoyable About as enjoyable , I would imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful . About as original as a gangster sweating About as satisfying and predictable as the fare at your local About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal . About nowhere kids who appropriated turfs as they found them and become self-made celebrity athletes -- a low-down version of the American dream About one in three gags in White's intermittently wise script hits its mark About one in three gags in White's intermittently wise script hits its mark ; About one in three gags in White's intermittently wise script hits its mark ; the rest are padding unashamedly appropriated from the teen-exploitation playbook About one in three gags in White's intermittently wise script hits its mark ; the rest are padding unashamedly appropriated from the teen-exploitation playbook . About the Benjamins evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks from the 1970s . About the Benjamins is a totally formulaic movie About the best thing you could say about Narc About the best thing you could say about Narc is that it's a rock-solid little genre picture . About the only thing to give the movie points for is bravado -- to take an entirely stale concept and push it through the audience's meat grinder one more time . Absolutely Absolutely not . Absorbing Absorbing and Absorbing and disturbing -- perhaps more disturbing than originally intended -- but a little clarity Absorbing character study by André Turpin . Absurdities Absurdities and clichés Absurdities and clichés accumulate like lint in a fat man's navel . Abysmally Abysmally pathetic Academy Award According to Wendigo , ` nature ' loves the members of the upper class almost as much as they love themselves . According to the script , Grant and Bullock's characters are made for each other . According to the script , Grant and Bullock's characters are made for each other . But you'd never guess that from the performances . Accuracy and Accuracy and realism Accuracy and realism are terrific Accuracy and realism are terrific , Accuracy and realism are terrific , but Ace Ventura ' rip-off Achieves a sort of filmic epiphany Achieves a sort of filmic epiphany that revels in the true potential of the medium Acting , particularly by Tambor , almost makes '' Never Again '' worthwhile , but ( writer\/director ) Schaeffer should follow his titular advice Acting , particularly by Tambor , almost makes `` Never Again '' worthwhile , but ( writer\/director ) Schaeffer should follow his titular advice Action - mechanical . Action Man cliché Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue Adam Sandler Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights is 75 wasted minutes of Sandler as the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie . Adam Sandler's Eight Crazy Nights grows on you -- like a rash . Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad , Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad , Little Nicky bad Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad , Little Nicky bad , Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad , Little Nicky bad , 10 Worst List bad Adam Sandler's cartoon about Hanukkah is numbingly bad , Little Nicky bad , 10 Worst List bad . Adam Sandler's heart may be in the right place Adam Sandler's heart may be in the right place , but he needs to pull his head out of his butt Adam Sandler assault Adam Sandler assault and possibly the worst film Adam Watstein with finishing it at all Adams , with four scriptwriters , takes care with the characters , who are so believable that you feel what they feel . Adams just copies Adams just copies from various sources Adams just copies from various sources -- Adams just copies from various sources -- good sources , bad mixture Adaptation's success Adaptation's success in engaging the audience in the travails of creating a screenplay Adaptation's success in engaging the audience in the travails of creating a screenplay is extraordinary . Adaptation is intricately constructed Adaptation is intricately constructed and Adaptation is intricately constructed and in a strange way nails all of Orlean's themes without being a true adaptation of her book Adaptation is intricately constructed and in a strange way nails all of Orlean's themes without being a true adaptation of her book . Adaptation is simply brilliant . Add yet another hat to a talented head Admirable Admirable , Admirable , certainly Admirable , certainly , Admirable , certainly , but not much Admirable , certainly , but not much fun to watch . For Caine Lovers only . Admirably Admirers of director Abel Ferrara may be relieved that his latest feature , R Xmas , marks a modest if encouraging return to form . Adobo Adolescents will be adequately served by the movie's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick , although the more lascivious-minded might be disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service . ' Adrian Lyne comes as close to profundity as he is likely to get . Adrien Brody -- in the title role -- helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying Adrift , Bentley and Hudson Adrift , Bentley and Hudson stare and sniffle , respectively , as Ledger attempts , in vain , to prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design . Adroit Adroit but finally Adroit but finally a trifle flat , Mad Love doesn't galvanize its outrage the way , say Adroit but finally a trifle flat , Mad Love doesn't galvanize its outrage the way , say , Jane Campion might have done , but at least it possesses some . Adults , other than the parents ... Adults , other than the parents ... will be hard pressed to succumb to the call of the wild . Adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children Adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all . Affable Affable if not timeless Affable if not timeless , Like Mike raises some worthwhile themes while delivering a wholesome fantasy for kids . Affectionately Affectionately reminds us that , in any language , the huge stuff in life can usually be traced back to the little things . Affirms Affirms the gifts of all involved , starting with Spielberg and going right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together . Afghan tragedies Afraid to pitch into farce Afraid to pitch into farce , Afraid to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics African American professionals African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans After Collateral Damage , you might imagine that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned . After Next After Next has the same problem that Next Friday did After Next is the kind of film that could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans . After Next spreads them pretty thin After a while After a while , Hoffman's quirks and mannerisms , particularly his penchant for tearing up on cue -- things that seem so real in small doses -- become annoying and artificial . After a while , the only way for a reasonably intelligent person to get through The Country Bears is to ponder how a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky . After all , he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long After all , he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . After all , it'll probably be in video stores by Christmas , and it might just be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies . After an hour and a half of wondering -- sometimes amusedly , sometimes impatiently -- just what this strenuously unconventional movie is supposed to be After an hour and a half of wondering -- sometimes amusedly , sometimes impatiently -- just what this strenuously unconventional movie is supposed to be , you discover that the answer is as conventional as can be . After an uncertain start After an uncertain start , Murder hits and generally sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling . After one gets the feeling that the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism is at work here After one gets the feeling that the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism is at work here , it's a matter of finding entertainment in the experiences of Zishe and the fiery presence of Hanussen . After seeing ` Analyze That , ' I feel better already . After seeing the film , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it After seeing the film , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it . After several scenes of this tacky nonsense After several scenes of this tacky nonsense , you'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions , especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget . After sitting through this sloppy , made-for-movie comedy special After sitting through this sloppy , made-for-movie comedy special , it makes me wonder if Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work . After that it becomes long and tedious like a classroom play in a college history course . After the first 10 minutes , which is worth seeing After the first 10 minutes , which is worth seeing , the movie sinks into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music . After watching it , you can only love the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history . After you laugh once ( maybe twice ) After you laugh once ( maybe twice ) , you will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot . Again '' worthwhile Again may not , strictly speaking , qualify as revolutionary . Again swings between false sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy and , along the way , expects the audience to invest in the central relationship as some kind of marriage of true minds . Aggravating Aggravating and Aggravating and tedious Aggravating and tedious . Aggressive self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash Aggressive self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash . Aggressive self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash . Stay Aggressive self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash . Stay for the credits and see a devastating comic impersonation by Dustin Hoffman that is revelatory Aggressive self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash . Stay for the credits and see a devastating comic impersonation by Dustin Hoffman that is revelatory . Ago Ah , what the hell Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze . Ah yes Ah-nuld's Ah-nuld's action hero days might be over . Ahola's inadequate performance Ahola ) Ahola is simply not an actor Ahola is simply not an actor . Ahola is simply not an actor . And Ahola is simply not an actor . And in truth , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy Aimed squarely Aimed squarely at the least demanding of demographic groups Al Pacino Alan Arkin being better than he is in this performance Alan Taylor , Alan and his fellow survivors are idiosyncratic enough to lift the movie above its playwriting 101 premise . Alarms for Duvall's throbbing sincerity and his elderly propensity for patting people while he talks Alarms for Duvall's throbbing sincerity and his elderly propensity for patting people while he talks . Alas , Santa is more ho-hum than ho-ho-ho Alas , another breathless movie about same Alas , getting there is not even half the interest . Alas , it's the man that makes the clothes . Alcatraz Alcatraz ' ... a cinematic corpse Alexander Payne's ode to the Everyman Alexandre Alexandre Desplat's haunting and sublime music Alexandre Dumas classic Alfred Hitchcock's Alfred Hitchcock's imaginative flight Alfred Hitchcock's thrillers , Alfred Hitchcock and Ali's graduation from little screen to big Alias Betty is predictable Alias Betty is richly detailed , deftly executed and utterly absorbing . Alice's adventure through the looking glass and into zombie-land ' is filled with strange and wonderful creatures . Aliens and All's well that ends well All's well that ends well , All's well that ends well , and rest assured All About the Benjamins evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks from the 1970s . All American All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents All Ms. Jovovich , as the sanctified heroine All That Heaven Allows '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . All comedy All comedy is subversive , All comedy is subversive , but this unrelenting bleak insistence on opting out of any opportunity for finding meaning in relationships or work just becomes sad All comedy is subversive , but this unrelenting bleak insistence on opting out of any opportunity for finding meaning in relationships or work just becomes sad . All ends well , sort of , All in all , Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . All in all , Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . It will guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face . All in all , Reign of Fire will be a good ( successful ) rental . ' All in all , Road to Perdition is more in love with strangeness than excellence . All in all , The Count of Monte Cristo is okay , but All in all , a great party All in all , a great party . All in all , an interesting look at the life of the campaign-trail press , especially ones that don't really care for the candidate they're forced to follow . All in all , it's a pretty good execution of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own . All leather pants & augmented boobs , Hawn All leather pants & augmented boobs , Hawn is hilarious as she tries to resuscitate the fun-loving libertine lost somewhere inside the conservative , handbag-clutching Sarandon . All mood and no movie . All movie All movie long , City by the Sea swings from one approach to the other , but in the end , it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast . All of it works smoothly under the direction of Spielberg , who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely . All of the elements are in place for a great film noir All of the elements are in place for a great film noir , All of the elements are in place for a great film noir , but All of the elements are in place for a great film noir , but director George Hickenlooper's approach to the material is too upbeat . All of the filmmakers ' calculations can't rescue Brown Sugar from the curse of blandness . All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit All right , so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking , but it is a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast . All that's missing All that's missing is the spontaneity , originality and delight All that ( Powerpuff Girls ) charm All that ( Powerpuff Girls ) charm is present in the movie All that ( Powerpuff Girls ) charm is present in the movie , but All that ( Powerpuff Girls ) charm is present in the movie , but it's spread too thin All that ( Powerpuff Girls ) charm is present in the movie , but it's spread too thin . All the Queen's Men is a throwback war movie that fails on so many levels , it should pay reparations to viewers . All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' All the Queen's Men is allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen All the Queen's Men is finally just one long drag . All the actors are good in Pauline & Paulette All the actors are good in Pauline & Paulette but All the actors are good in Pauline & Paulette but van der Groen , described as ` Belgium's national treasure , ' is especially terrific as Pauline All the amped-up Tony Hawk-style stunts and thrashing rap-metal All the characters are clinically depressed and have abandoned their slim hopes and dreams . All the characters are stereotypes All the characters are stereotypes , All the characters are stereotypes , and All the characters are stereotypes , and their interaction is numbingly predictable All the more disquieting for its relatively gore-free allusions to the serial murders All the more disquieting for its relatively gore-free allusions to the serial murders , All the more disquieting for its relatively gore-free allusions to the serial murders , but it falls down in its attempts to humanize its subject . All the movie's narrative gymnastics can't disguise the fact that it's inauthentic at its core and that its story just isn't worth telling . All the necessary exposition All the performances are top notch All the performances are top notch and All the performances are top notch and , All the performances are top notch and , once you get through the accents , All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit All the pieces fall together without much surprise , but All the pieces fall together without much surprise , but little moments give it a boost All the pieces fall together without much surprise , but little moments give it a boost . All the sensuality , all the eroticism of a good vampire tale All the sensuality , all the eroticism of a good vampire tale has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness . All the small moments and flashbacks All the small moments and flashbacks don't add up to much more than trite observations on the human condition . All these developments and challenges facing Santa weigh down the plot so heavily that they drain all the film of its energy and needlessly strain credibility All three actresses are simply dazzling , particularly Balk , who's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents . All three descriptions suit Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new All three descriptions suit Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new . All three women deliver remarkable performances . All too familiar ... All too familiar ... basically the sort of cautionary tale that was old when ` Angels With Dirty Faces ' appeared in 1938 All too familiar ... basically the sort of cautionary tale that was old when ` Angels With Dirty Faces ' appeared in 1938 . All very stylish and beautifully photographed , but far more trouble Allegiance to Chekhov Allegiance to Chekhov , which director Michael Cacoyannis displays with somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard , Allegiance to Chekhov , which director Michael Cacoyannis displays with somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard , is a particularly vexing handicap . Allen's funniest and most likeable movie in years . Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring Allen's underestimated charm delivers more goodies than lumps of coal . Allen , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself Allen se atreve a atacar , a atacarse y nos ofrece gags que van de la sonrisa a la risa de larga duración Allen shows he can outgag any of those young whippersnappers making moving pictures today . Allows us to hope that Nolan is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker Ally Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences Almodovar is an imaginative teacher of emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears . ' Almodóvar style Almost as offensive Almost as offensive as '' Freddy Almost as offensive as '' Freddy Got Fingered . '' Almost as offensive as `` Freddy Almost as offensive as `` Freddy Got Fingered . '' Almost everyone growing up believes their family must look like '' The Addams Family '' to everyone looking in ... '' My Big Fat Greek Wedding '' comes from the heart Almost everyone growing up believes their family must look like '' The Addams Family '' to everyone looking in ... '' My Big Fat Greek Wedding '' comes from the heart ... Almost everyone growing up believes their family must look like `` The Addams Family '' to everyone looking in Almost everyone growing up believes their family must look like `` The Addams Family '' to everyone looking in ... `` My Big Fat Greek Wedding '' comes from the heart Almost everyone growing up believes their family must look like `` The Addams Family '' to everyone looking in ... `` My Big Fat Greek Wedding '' comes from the heart ... Almost everything else Almost gags Almost gags on its own gore Almost nothing else Almost nothing else -- raunchy and graphic as it may be in presentation -- is one-sided , outwardly sexist or mean-spirited . And Almost nothing else -- raunchy and graphic as it may be in presentation -- is one-sided , outwardly sexist or mean-spirited . And in a sense , that's a liability Almost nothing else -- raunchy and graphic as it may be in presentation -- is one-sided , outwardly sexist or mean-spirited . And in a sense , that's a liability . Almost peerlessly unsettling . Aloof and Aloof and lacks any real raw emotion , which is fatal for a film that relies on personal relationships . Alternately frustrating and rewarding . Alternately hilarious and sad Alternately hilarious and sad , aggravating and Alternately hilarious and sad , aggravating and soulful Alternately hilarious and sad , aggravating and soulful , scathing and joyous Alternately hilarious and sad , aggravating and soulful , scathing and joyous . Alternately hilarious and sad , aggravating and soulful , scathing and joyous . It's a masterpeice . Alternates between deadpan comedy and heartbreaking Alternates between deadpan comedy and heartbreaking loneliness and isn't afraid to provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience . Alternating between facetious comic parody and pulp melodrama , this smart-aleck movie ... tosses around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life Alternating between facetious comic parody and pulp melodrama , this smart-aleck movie ... tosses around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life . Alternative medicine obviously has its merits ... but Ayurveda does the field no favors . Although ... visually striking and slickly staged Although ... visually striking and slickly staged , it's also cold , grey , antiseptic and emotionally desiccated . Although Barbershop boasts some of today's hottest and hippest acts from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy , this movie strangely enough has the outdated swagger of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . Although Disney follows its standard formula in this animated adventure , it feels more forced than usual . Although Estela Bravo's documentary is cloyingly hagiographic in its portrait of Cuban leader Fidel Castro Although Estela Bravo's documentary is cloyingly hagiographic in its portrait of Cuban leader Fidel Castro , it's still a guilty pleasure to watch . Although Frailty fits into a classic genre , in its script and execution it is a remarkably original work . Although German cooking does not come readily to mind when considering the world's best cuisine Although God Is Great addresses interesting matters of identity and heritage Although God Is Great addresses interesting matters of identity and heritage , it's hard to shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film . Although Huppert's intensity and focus has a raw exhilaration about it Although I didn't hate this one Although I didn't hate this one , it's not very good either . Although Life or Something Like It is very much in the mold of feel-good movies Although Olivier Assayas ' elegantly appointed period drama seems , at times , padded with incident in the way of a too-conscientious adaptation Although Olivier Assayas ' elegantly appointed period drama seems , at times , padded with incident in the way of a too-conscientious adaptation ... its three-hour running time plays closer to two . Although What Time offers Tsai's usual style and themes , it has a more colorful , more playful tone than his other films . Although bright , well-acted and thought-provoking Although commentary on Nachtwey is provided ... it's the image that really tells the tale . Although devoid of objectivity and full of nostalgic comments from the now middle-aged participants Although devoid of objectivity and full of nostalgic comments from the now middle-aged participants , Dogtown and Z-Boys has a compelling story to tell . Although fairly involving as far as it goes Although fairly involving as far as it goes , the film doesn't end up having much that is fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything . Although it bangs a very cliched drum at times Although it doesn't always hang together Although it doesn't always hang together -- violence and whimsy don't combine easily -- '' Cherish '' certainly isn't dull . Although it includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick Although it includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick , '' Orange County '' is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . Although it includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick , `` Orange County '' is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . Although it lacks the detail of the book , the film does pack some serious suspense . Although it starts off so bad that you feel like running out screaming Although it starts off so bad that you feel like running out screaming , it eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful . Although it tries to be much more , it's really just another Major League . Although largely a heavy-handed indictment of parental failings and the indifference of Spanish social workers and legal system towards child abuse Although largely a heavy-handed indictment of parental failings and the indifference of Spanish social workers and legal system towards child abuse , the film retains ambiguities that make it well worth watching . Although made on a shoestring and unevenly Although made on a shoestring and unevenly acted , conjures a Lynch-like vision of the rotting underbelly of Middle America . Although mainstream American movies tend to exploit the familiar , every once in a while a film arrives from the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel . Although no pastry is violated , this nasty comedy pokes fun at the same easy targets as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- without much success . Although occasionally static to the point of resembling a stage play Although purportedly a study in modern alienation Although purportedly a study in modern alienation , it's really little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and deadeningly drawn-out . Although sensitive to a fault , it's often overwritten , with a surfeit of weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past and roads not taken . Although shot with little style , Skins is heartfelt and achingly real . Although some viewers will not be able to stomach so much tongue-in-cheek weirdness Although some viewers will not be able to stomach so much tongue-in-cheek weirdness , those who do will have found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime . Although tender and touching Although the editing might have been tighter Although the editing might have been tighter , Hush ! sympathetically captures the often futile lifestyle of young people in modern Japan . Although the film boils down to a lightweight story about matchmaking , the characters make Italian for Beginners worth the journey Although the level of the comedy declines as the movie proceeds Although the sequel has all the outward elements of the original , the first film's lovely flakiness is gone , replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks . Although the subject matter may still be too close to recent national events , the film works - mostly due to its superior cast of characters . Although there are several truly jolting scares Although trying to balance self-referential humor and a normal ol' slasher plot seemed like a decent endeavor Although very much like the first movie based on J . K . Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers , this second go-round possesses a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude . Always destined to be measured against Anthony Asquith's acclaimed 1952 screen adaptation . Alzheimer's disease Amari has dressed up this little parable in a fairly irresistible package full of privileged moments and memorable performances . Amazing Amazing ! Amazing ! A college story that works even without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing ! Amazingly Amazingly dopey Amazingly dopey . Amazingly lame . Amber is such a joke Ambitious Ambitious , unsettling psychodrama that takes full , chilling advantage of its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints Ambitious , unsettling psychodrama that takes full , chilling advantage of its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints . America's culture of fear America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony America's skin-deep notions America's skin-deep notions of pulchritude America's thirst America's thirst for violence America , history America , not only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment American Adobo has its heart ( and its palate ) in the right place American Beauty reeks American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice American Chai encourages rueful laughter at stereotypes only an Indian-American would recognize . And the lesson , in the end , is nothing new American action-adventure buffs American and American and European cinema has amassed a vast Holocaust literature , American and European cinema has amassed a vast Holocaust literature , but it is impossible to think of any film more challenging or depressing than The Grey Zone . American blockbusters American dream American in sensibility and style American instigator Michael Moore's film is a rambling examination of American gun culture that uses his usual modus operandi of crucifixion through juxtaposition . American love stories American musical comedy as we know it wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . American road movies American road-trip drek American sports Americans Americans . Americans to finally revel in its splendor Amid the cliché and foreshadowing Amid the cliché and foreshadowing , Cage manages a degree of casual realism ... Amid the cliché and foreshadowing , Cage manages a degree of casual realism ... that is routinely dynamited by Blethyn Amid the new populist comedies that underscore the importance of family tradition and familial community Amid the new populist comedies that underscore the importance of family tradition and familial community , one would be hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop . Amid the shock and curiosity factors , the film is just a corny examination of a young actress trying to find her way . Amidst the action , the script carries Arnold ( and the viewers ) into the forbidden zone of sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the `` other side of the story . '' Among the many pleasures Among the many pleasures are the lively intelligence of the artists and their perceptiveness about their own situations . Among the year's most intriguing explorations of alientation Amoses and Andys for a new generation Amy's O's honesty Amy's O's honesty will win you over . Amy's Orgasm has a key strength in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor . Amy's Orgasm is not a porno , though it is as tedious as one . Amy's career success Amy's neuroses Amy's self-absorbed personality Amy and Matthew have a bit of a phony relationship Amy and Matthew have a bit of a phony relationship , Amy and Matthew have a bit of a phony relationship , but Amy and Matthew have a bit of a phony relationship , but the film works in spite of it . Amélie's Audrey Tautou with another fabuleux destin Amélie's Audrey Tautou with another fabuleux destin -- i.e. , a banal spiritual quest An ) An Asian neo-realist treasure . An EXIT sign , that is . An Inuit masterpiece An Inuit masterpiece that will give you goosebumps as its uncanny tale of love , communal discord , and justice An Inuit masterpiece that will give you goosebumps as its uncanny tale of love , communal discord , and justice unfolds . An absorbing An absorbing , An absorbing and unsettling psychological drama . An absorbing trip An absorbing trip into the minds and motivations of people under stress An absorbing trip into the minds and motivations of people under stress as well as An absorbing trip into the minds and motivations of people under stress as well as a keen , unsentimental look at variations on the theme of motherhood An absurdist comedy An absurdist comedy about alienation , separation and loss An absurdist spider web . An acceptable way to pass a little over an hour with moviegoers ages An acceptable way to pass a little over an hour with moviegoers ages 8-10 , An acceptable way to pass a little over an hour with moviegoers ages 8-10 , but it's unlikely to inspire anything more than a visit to McDonald's , let alone some savvy street activism . An achingly enthralling premise An achingly enthralling premise , An achingly enthralling premise , the film An achingly enthralling premise , the film is hindered by uneven dialogue and plot lapses . An action\/thriller An action\/thriller of the finest kind An action\/thriller of the finest kind , evoking memories of Day of the Jackal , The French Connection , and Heat . An admitted egomaniac , Evans is no Hollywood villain , and yet this grating showcase almost makes you wish he'd gone the way of Don Simpson . An affable but undernourished romantic comedy that fails to match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer An affable but undernourished romantic comedy that fails to match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer's previous collaboration , Miss Congeniality . An affectionately goofy satire An affectionately goofy satire that's unafraid to throw elbows when necessary An affectionately goofy satire that's unafraid to throw elbows when necessary ... An allegory concerning the chronically mixed signals African American professionals get about overachieving An allegory concerning the chronically mixed signals African American professionals get about overachieving could be intriguing An allegory concerning the chronically mixed signals African American professionals get about overachieving could be intriguing , An allegory concerning the chronically mixed signals African American professionals get about overachieving could be intriguing , but the supernatural trappings only obscure the message . An almost unbearably morbid An almost unbearably morbid love story . An already thin story An already thin story boils down to surviving invaders seeking an existent anti-virus . An already thin story boils down to surviving invaders seeking an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie . An alternately fascinating and frustrating documentary . An alternately raucous and sappy ethnic sitcom ... you'd be wise to send your regrets . An amalgam of The Fugitive , Blade Runner , and Total Recall , only without much energy or tension An amateurish , quasi-improvised acting exercise An amateurish , quasi-improvised acting exercise shot on ugly digital video . An amazing and incendiary movie An amazing and incendiary movie that An ambitious , guilt-suffused melodrama crippled by poor casting . An ambitious , serious film An ambitious , serious film that manages to do virtually everything wrong An ambitious , serious film that manages to do virtually everything wrong ; An ambitious , serious film that manages to do virtually everything wrong ; sitting through it is something akin to an act of cinematic penance An ambitious ` what if ? ' An ambitious ` what if ? ' that works An ambitious ` what if ? ' that works . An ambitious and moving but bleak film An ambitious movie An ambitious movie that , like Shiner's organizing of the big fight , pulls off enough An ambitious movie that , like Shiner's organizing of the big fight , pulls off enough of its effects to make up for the ones that don't come off An ambitious movie that , like Shiner's organizing of the big fight , pulls off enough of its effects to make up for the ones that don't come off . An ambitiously naturalistic , albeit half-baked , drama about an abused , inner-city autistic An ambitiously naturalistic , albeit half-baked , drama about an abused , inner-city autistic teen . An amused indictment of Jaglom's own profession . An amusing , breezily apolitical documentary An amusing , breezily apolitical documentary about life on the campaign An amusing and unexpectedly insightful examination An amusing and unexpectedly insightful examination of sexual jealousy , resentment and the fine An amusing and unexpectedly insightful examination of sexual jealousy , resentment and the fine line between passion and pretence . An animation landmark as monumental as Disney's 1937 breakthrough Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs . An annoying orgy An annoying orgy of excess and exploitation An annoying orgy of excess and exploitation that has no point and goes nowhere An annoying orgy of excess and exploitation that has no point and goes nowhere . An artful , intelligent film An artful , intelligent film that An artful yet depressing film that makes a melodramatic mountain out of the molehill of a missing bike An artful yet depressing film that makes a melodramatic mountain out of the molehill of a missing bike . An artsploitation movie with too much exploitation and too little art An artsploitation movie with too much exploitation and too little art . An atonal estrogen opera An atonal estrogen opera that demonizes An authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless , study An authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless , study in total An authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless , study in total pandemonium . An average B-movie An average B-movie with no aspirations An average B-movie with no aspirations to be anything more An average B-movie with no aspirations to be anything more . An average kid-empowerment fantasy with slightly above-average brains An average kid-empowerment fantasy with slightly above-average brains . An awful lot like one of ( Spears ' ) music videos in content -- except that it goes on for at least 90 more minutes and , worse , that you have to pay if you want to see it . An awful movie An awful movie that An awful movie that will only satisfy the most emotionally malleable of filmgoers . An awful snooze . An awfully good , achingly human picture An awfully good , achingly human picture . An awkward and indigestible movie An awkward hybrid An awkward hybrid of genres that just doesn't work An awkward hybrid of genres that just doesn't work . An awkwardly contrived exercise An awkwardly contrived exercise in magic realism An awkwardly contrived exercise in magic realism . An awkwardly garish showcase An awkwardly garish showcase that diverges from anything An awkwardly garish showcase that diverges from anything remotely probing or penetrating . An earnest , An earnest , heartrending look at the divide between religious fundamentalists and their gay relatives An earnest , heartrending look at the divide between religious fundamentalists and their gay relatives . It's also heavy-handed and devotes too much time to bigoted views . An earnest , roughshod document An earnest , roughshod document , it serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history , and would make a terrific 10th-grade learning tool . An earnest racial-issues picture An earnest racial-issues picture that might have gotten respectful critical praise in a different era An easy watch An ebullient Tunisian film about the startling transformation of a tradition-bound widow who is drawn into the exotic world of belly dancing An ebullient Tunisian film about the startling transformation of a tradition-bound widow who is drawn into the exotic world of belly dancing . An eccentric little comic\/thriller An edgy thriller An edgy thriller that delivers a surprising An edgy thriller that delivers a surprising punch . An edifying glimpse into the wit and revolutionary spirit of these performers and their era An edifying glimpse into the wit and revolutionary spirit of these performers and their era . An effective portrait An effective portrait of a life in stasis An effective portrait of a life in stasis -- An effective portrait of a life in stasis -- of the power of inertia to arrest development in a dead-end existence An effective portrait of a life in stasis -- of the power of inertia to arrest development in a dead-end existence . An effectively creepy An effectively creepy , An effectively creepy , fear-inducing ( not fear-reducing ) film from Japanese director Hideo Nakata , who takes the superstitious curse on chain letters and actually applies it . An effortlessly accomplished and richly resonant work . An elegant An elegant and sly deadpan An elegant and sly deadpan comedy . An elegant film with often surprising twists and an intermingling of naiveté and sophistication An elegant film with often surprising twists and an intermingling of naiveté and sophistication . An elegant work An elegant work , An elegant work , Food of Love An elegant work , Food of Love is as consistently engaging as it is revealing . An eloquent , reflective and beautifully An eloquent , reflective and beautifully acted meditation on both the profoundly devastating events of one year ago and the slow , painful healing process that has followed in their wake . An emotionally and spiritually compelling journey An emotionally and spiritually compelling journey seen through the right eyes , with the right actors and with the kind of visual flair that shows what great cinema can really do . An emotionally strong and politically potent piece An emotionally strong and politically potent piece of cinema An emotionally strong and politically potent piece of cinema . An empty , purposeless An empty , purposeless exercise . An empty , ugly exercise An empty , ugly exercise in druggy trance-noir and trumped-up street credibility An empty exercise An empty exercise , An empty exercise , a florid but ultimately vapid crime melodrama with lots of surface flash but little emotional resonance . An empty shell An empty shell of an epic rather than the real deal . An enchanting An enchanting film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm An enchanting film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg An enchanting film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg's Hermitage Museum . An enchanting spectacular for Potter fans An encouraging effort An encouraging effort from McCrudden An endearingly offbeat romantic comedy An endearingly offbeat romantic comedy with a great meet-cute gimmick An endlessly fascinating , landmark movie An endlessly fascinating , landmark movie that is as bold as anything the cinema An energetic , violent movie An energetic , violent movie with a momentum that never lets up An energetic , violent movie with a momentum that never lets up . An energetic and engaging film An energetic and engaging film that never pretends to be something An energetic and engaging film that never pretends to be something it isn't . An energizing An energizing , An energizing , intoxicating documentary charting the rise of hip-hop culture in general and the art of scratching ( or turntablism ) in particular An energizing , intoxicating documentary charting the rise of hip-hop culture in general and the art of scratching ( or turntablism ) in particular . An engaging An engaging , An engaging , formulaic sports drama that carries a charge of genuine excitement An engaging , formulaic sports drama that carries a charge of genuine excitement . An engaging criminal romp that will have viewers guessing just who's being conned right up to the finale . An engaging overview An engaging overview of Johnson's eccentric career An engrossing Iranian film about two itinerant teachers An engrossing Iranian film about two itinerant teachers and some lost and desolate people An engrossing Iranian film about two itinerant teachers and some lost and desolate people they encounter in a place where war has savaged the lives and liberties of the poor and the dispossessed . An engrossing and grim portrait An engrossing and grim portrait of hookers An engrossing and grim portrait of hookers : what they think of themselves and their clients An engrossing and grim portrait of hookers : what they think of themselves and their clients . An engrossing and infectiously enthusiastic documentary An engrossing and infectiously enthusiastic documentary . An engrossing portrait An engrossing portrait of a man whose engaging manner and flamboyant style made him a truly larger-than-life character An engrossing portrait of a man whose engaging manner and flamboyant style made him a truly larger-than-life character . An engrossing portrait of uncompromising artists trying to create something original An engrossing portrait of uncompromising artists trying to create something original against the backdrop An engrossing portrait of uncompromising artists trying to create something original against the backdrop of a corporate music industry that only seems to care about the bottom line An engrossing portrait of uncompromising artists trying to create something original against the backdrop of a corporate music industry that only seems to care about the bottom line . An engrossing story An engrossing story that combines psychological drama , sociological reflection , and high-octane thriller . An enigmatic film An enigmatic film that's too clever for its own good An enjoyable An enjoyable , if occasionally flawed , experiment An enjoyable , if occasionally flawed , experiment . An enjoyable above average summer diversion An enjoyable above average summer diversion . An enjoyable comedy An enjoyable comedy of lingual and cultural differences ... The Château An enjoyable comedy of lingual and cultural differences ... The Château is a film -- full of life and small delights -- that has all the wiggling energy of young kitten . An enjoyable experience . An enjoyable feel-good family comedy An enjoyable feel-good family comedy regardless of race An enjoyable feel-good family comedy regardless of race . An enjoyable film An enjoyable film for the family , amusing and cute An enjoyable film for the family , amusing and cute for both adults and kids An enjoyably half-wit remake An enjoyably half-wit remake of the venerable Italian comedy Big Deal An enormously entertaining movie An enormously entertaining movie , like nothing we've ever seen before , and yet completely familiar . An entertaining , colorful , action-filled crime story An entertaining , colorful , action-filled crime story with an intimate heart An entertaining , if somewhat standardized , action movie . An entertaining , if ultimately minor , thriller . An entertaining British hybrid An entertaining British hybrid of comedy , caper thrills and quirky romance An entertaining British hybrid of comedy , caper thrills and quirky romance . An entertaining documentary An entertaining documentary that freshly considers arguments the Bard's immortal plays An entertaining documentary that freshly considers arguments the Bard's immortal plays were written by somebody else . An entertaining mix An entertaining mix of period drama and flat-out farce that should please history fans An entertaining mix of period drama and flat-out farce that should please history fans . An entertainment An entertainment so in love with its overinflated mythology that it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots . An enthralling An enthralling , An enthralling , entertaining feature An enthralling , entertaining feature . An enthralling , playful film that constantly frustrates our desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to An enthralling aesthetic experience An enthralling aesthetic experience , An enthralling aesthetic experience , one that's steeped in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty An enthralling aesthetic experience , one that's steeped in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty . An entire film about researchers quietly reading dusty old letters . An epic An epic of grandeur and scale An epic of grandeur and scale that's been decades An erotic thriller An erotic thriller that An erotic thriller that's neither too erotic nor very thrilling , either . An escapist confection that's pure entertainment . An even more predictable , cliche-ridden endeavor than its predecessor . An example of quiet , confident craftsmanship that tells a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship An example of quiet , confident craftsmanship that tells a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship . An excellent An excellent sequel An excellent sequel . An exceptionally An exceptionally acted , quietly affecting cop drama . An exceptionally dreary and overwrought bit An exceptionally dreary and overwrought bit of work An exceptionally dreary and overwrought bit of work , every bit as imperious as Katzenberg's The Prince of Egypt from 1998 . An exciting and involving rock music doc An exciting and involving rock music doc , An exciting and involving rock music doc , a smart and satisfying An excruciating demonstration of the unsalvageability An excruciating demonstration of the unsalvageability of a movie saddled with an amateurish screenplay An excruciating demonstration of the unsalvageability of a movie saddled with an amateurish screenplay . An exercise in cynicism every bit as ugly as the shabby digital photography and muddy sound An exercise in cynicism every bit as ugly as the shabby digital photography and muddy sound . An exhausting family drama An exhausting family drama about a porcelain empire An exhausting family drama about a porcelain empire and An exhausting family drama about a porcelain empire and just as hard An exhausting family drama about a porcelain empire and just as hard a flick as its subject An exhilarating An exhilarating experience . An exhilarating futuristic thriller-noir An exhilarating futuristic thriller-noir , An exhilarating futuristic thriller-noir , Minority Report An exhilarating serving of movie fluff An experience so engrossing it An exquisitely An extraordinary Swedish film An extraordinary Swedish film about the soul adventure of marriage An extraordinary Swedish film about the soul adventure of marriage -- An extraordinary Swedish film about the soul adventure of marriage -- the kind of intimate and character-driven film that Bille August does best An extraordinary dramatic experience . An extremely funny , ultimately heartbreaking An extremely funny , ultimately heartbreaking look at life in contemporary China . An extremely unpleasant film An extremely unpleasant film . An eye-boggling blend An eye-boggling blend of psychedelic devices , special effects and backgrounds , ` Spy Kids 2 ' An eye-boggling blend of psychedelic devices , special effects and backgrounds , ` Spy Kids 2 ' is a visual treat for all audiences . An honest , sensitive story An honest , sensitive story from a Vietnamese point An honest , sensitive story from a Vietnamese point of view An honest , sensitive story from a Vietnamese point of view . An hour and a half of joyful solo performance An hour and a half of joyful solo performance . An ideal An ideal love story for those intolerant of the more common saccharine genre . An idealistic love story An idealistic love story that An ill-conceived An ill-conceived jumble that's not scary , not smart and not engaging . An immensely entertaining look An immensely entertaining look at some of the unsung heroes of 20th century An immensely entertaining look at some of the unsung heroes of 20th century pop music . An impeccable study An impeccable study in perversity . An impenetrable and insufferable ball An impenetrable and insufferable ball of pseudo-philosophic twaddle An impenetrable and insufferable ball of pseudo-philosophic twaddle . An imponderably stilted and self-consciously arty movie An imponderably stilted and self-consciously arty movie . An important movie An important movie , An important movie , a reminder of the power of film to move us and to make us examine our values An impossible romance An impressive debut An impressive debut for first-time writer-director Mark Romanek An impressive hybrid . An impressive if flawed effort that An improvement on the feeble examples of big-screen Poke-mania that have preceded it An improvement on the feeble examples of big-screen Poke-mania that have preceded it . An incendiary , deeply thought-provoking look An incendiary , deeply thought-provoking look at one An incendiary , deeply thought-provoking look at one of the most peculiar ( and peculiarly venomous ) bigotries in our increasingly frightening theocracy An incoherent jumble An incoherent jumble of a film that's rarely as entertaining as it could have been An incoherent jumble of a film that's rarely as entertaining as it could have been . An inconsequential An inconsequential , barely there bit of piffle . An incredibly clever and superbly paced caper An incredibly irritating comedy An incredibly irritating comedy about thoroughly vacuous people An incredibly irritating comedy about thoroughly vacuous people ... manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy . An incredibly low-rent Danish film An incredibly narrow in-joke An incredibly narrow in-joke targeted to the tiniest segment of an already obscure demographic . An incredibly thoughtful , deeply meditative picture An incredibly thoughtful , deeply meditative picture that neatly and effectively captures the debilitating grief An incredibly thoughtful , deeply meditative picture that neatly and effectively captures the debilitating grief felt in the immediate aftermath of the terrorist attacks . An indispensable peek at the art and the agony of making people An indispensable peek at the art and the agony of making people laugh . An inelegant combination An inelegant combination of two unrelated shorts that falls far short An inelegant combination of two unrelated shorts that falls far short of the director's previous work An inelegant combination of two unrelated shorts that falls far short of the director's previous work in terms An inelegant combination of two unrelated shorts that falls far short of the director's previous work in terms of both thematic content and narrative strength An inelegant combination of two unrelated shorts that falls far short of the director's previous work in terms of both thematic content and narrative strength . An inept , tedious spoof An inept , tedious spoof of '70s An inept , tedious spoof of '70s kung fu pictures An inept , tedious spoof of '70s kung fu pictures , it contains almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and no more . An inexperienced director , An inexperienced director , Mehta has much to learn . An infectious cultural fable An infectious cultural fable with a tasty balance An infectious cultural fable with a tasty balance of family drama and frenetic comedy An infinitely wittier version An infinitely wittier version of the Home Alone formula An infinitely wittier version of the Home Alone formula . An infuriating An infuriating film . An infuriating film . Just when you think you are making sense of it , something happens that tells you there is no sense . An ingenious and often harrowing An ingenious and often harrowing look at damaged people and how families can offer either despair or consolation . An inspiring and heart-affecting film An inspiring and heart-affecting film about the desperate attempts of Vietnamese refugees An inspiring and heart-affecting film about the desperate attempts of Vietnamese refugees living in U . S . An inspiring and heart-affecting film about the desperate attempts of Vietnamese refugees living in U . S . relocation camps to keep their hopes alive in 1975 . An inspiring and heart-affecting film about the desperate attempts of Vietnamese refugees living in U.S. relocation camps to keep their hopes alive in 1975 An instance of an old dog not only learning but inventing a remarkable new trick . An instant candidate An instant candidate for worst movie An instant candidate for worst movie of the year An instantly forgettable snow-and-stuntwork extravaganza An instantly forgettable snow-and-stuntwork extravaganza that likely An instantly forgettable snow-and-stuntwork extravaganza that likely will be upstaged by an avalanche of more appealing holiday-season product . An intelligent , earnest , intimate film An intelligent , earnest , intimate film that drops the ball only when it pauses for blunt exposition to make sure you An intelligent , moving and invigorating film An intelligent , multi-layered and profoundly humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation An intelligent , multi-layered and profoundly humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation on the values of knowledge , education , and the An intelligent , multi-layered and profoundly humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation on the values of knowledge , education , and the affects of cultural and geographical displacement . An intelligent and deeply An intelligent and deeply felt work about impossible , irrevocable choices and the price of making them . An intelligent fiction An intelligent fiction about learning through cultural clash An intelligent romantic thriller An intelligent romantic thriller of a very old-school kind An intelligent romantic thriller of a very old-school kind of quality An intelligent romantic thriller of a very old-school kind of quality . An intelligently made An intelligently made ( and beautifully edited ) An intelligently made ( and beautifully edited ) picture that at the very least has a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch . An intense and effective film An intense and effective film about loneliness and the chilly anonymity of the environments where so many of us spend so much of our time An intense and effective film about loneliness and the chilly anonymity of the environments where so many of us spend so much of our time . An interesting look An interesting look behind the scenes of Chicago-based rock group Wilco ... An interesting psychological game An interesting psychological game of cat-and-mouse , three-dimensional characters and believable performances An interesting psychological game of cat-and-mouse , three-dimensional characters and believable performances all add up to a satisfying crime drama . An interesting story An interesting story with a pertinent ( cinematically unique ) message An interesting story with a pertinent ( cinematically unique ) message , told fairly well and scored to perfection , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing . '' An interesting story with a pertinent ( cinematically unique ) message , told fairly well and scored to perfection , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . '' An intermittently pleasing but mostly routine effort An intimate , good-humored ethnic comedy An intimate contemplation An intimate contemplation of two marvelously An intimate contemplation of two marvelously messy lives . An intoxicating An intoxicating experience . An intriguing and entertaining introduction An intriguing and entertaining introduction to Johnson An intriguing cinematic omnibus An intriguing cinematic omnibus and An intriguing cinematic omnibus and round-robin An intriguing look An intriguing look at the French film industry during the German occupation An intriguing look at the French film industry during the German occupation ; An intriguing look at the French film industry during the German occupation ; its most delightful moments come when various characters express their quirky inner selves An intriguing look at the French film industry during the German occupation ; its most delightful moments come when various characters express their quirky inner selves . An invaluable historical document thanks to the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud , whose charm , cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent An invaluable historical document thanks to the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud , whose charm , cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent . An inventive An inventive , An inventive , absorbing movie that's as hard to classify as it is hard to resist An inventive , absorbing movie that's as hard to classify as it is hard to resist . An involving , inspirational drama An involving , inspirational drama that sometimes falls An involving true story An involving true story of a Chinese actor who takes up drugs and winds up in an institution An ironic speculation An ironic speculation on democracy in a culture An irresistible combination An irresistible combination of a rousing good story An obvious copy An obvious copy of one of the best films ever made , how could it not be ? An occasionally funny , but overall limp , fish-out-of-water An occasionally interesting but mostly repetitive An occasionally interesting but mostly repetitive look at a slice of counterculture that might be best forgotten . An odd , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic comedy An odd , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic comedy . An odd drama An odd drama set in the world of lingerie models and bar dancers in the Midwest that held my interest precisely because it didn't try to . An oddity , to be sure , but one that you might wind up remembering with a degree of affection rather than revulsion An oddity , to be sure , but one that you might wind up remembering with a degree of affection rather than revulsion . An off-beat and fanciful film An off-beat and fanciful film about the human need for monsters to blame for all that An off-beat and fanciful film about the human need for monsters to blame for all that is amiss in the world . An offbeat , sometimes gross and surprisingly appealing animated film An offbeat , sometimes gross and surprisingly appealing animated film about the true meaning of the holidays An often unfunny An often watchable , though goofy and lurid , blast of a costume drama An often watchable , though goofy and lurid , blast of a costume drama set in the late 15th century . An often-deadly boring , strange reading An old-fashioned but emotionally stirring adventure tale An old-fashioned but emotionally stirring adventure tale of the kind they An old-fashioned but emotionally stirring adventure tale of the kind they rarely make anymore . An old-fashioned drama An old-fashioned drama of substance about a teacher An old-fashioned drama of substance about a teacher's slide down the slippery slope of dishonesty after an encounter with the rich and the powerful who have nothing but disdain for virtue . An old-fashioned scary movie , An old-fashioned scary movie , one that relies on lingering terror punctuated by sudden shocks and not constant bloodshed An old-fashioned scary movie , one that relies on lingering terror punctuated by sudden shocks and not constant bloodshed punctuated by flying guts . An older cad instructs a younger lad in Zen and the art of getting laid in this prickly indie comedy of manners and misanthropy . An operatic , sprawling picture that's entertainingly An opportunity missed . An original gem An original gem about an obsession An original gem about an obsession with time An original little film An original little film about one young woman An overblown clunker An overemphatic , An overemphatic , would-be wacky An overly familiar scenario An overly familiar scenario is made fresh by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances in this low-budget , video-shot , debut indie effort . An overly melodramatic but somewhat insightful French coming-of-age film An overstuffed compendium An overstuffed compendium of teen-Catholic-movie dogma An overstylized , puréed mélange An overstylized , puréed mélange of sex , psychology , drugs and philosophy An overstylized , puréed mélange of sex , psychology , drugs and philosophy . An overwrought Taiwanese soaper An overwrought Taiwanese soaper about three people and their mixed-up relationship An ugly , pointless , stupid movie An ugly , pointless , stupid movie . An ugly , revolting movie An ugly , revolting movie . An ugly-duckling tale so hideously and clumsily An ugly-duckling tale so hideously and clumsily told it feels accidental . An ultra-low-budget An unabashedly schmaltzy and thoroughly enjoyable true story An unbelievably fun film An unbelievably fun film just a leading man away from perfection An unbelievably stupid film An unbelievably stupid film , though occasionally fun enough to make you An unbelievably stupid film , though occasionally fun enough to make you forget its absurdity . An unclassifiably awful study An unclassifiably awful study in self - and audience-abuse An uncluttered An uncluttered , resonant gem An uncluttered , resonant gem that relays its universal points without lectures or confrontations An uncluttered , resonant gem that relays its universal points without lectures or confrontations . An uncluttered , resonant gem that relays its universal points without lectures or confrontations . ' An uncomfortable experience An uncomfortable experience , An uncomfortable experience , but An uncomfortable experience , but one as brave and challenging as you could possibly expect these days from American cinema . An uncomfortable movie An uncomfortable movie , An uncomfortable movie , suffocating and sometimes almost senseless An uncomfortable movie , suffocating and sometimes almost senseless , An uncomfortable movie , suffocating and sometimes almost senseless , The Grey Zone An uncomfortable movie , suffocating and sometimes almost senseless , The Grey Zone does have a center , though a morbid one . An undeniably gorgeous , terminally An undeniably gorgeous , terminally smitten document of a troubadour , his acolytes , and the triumph of his band . An undeniably moving film An undeniably moving film to experience An undeniably moving film to experience , An undeniably moving film to experience , and An undeniably moving film to experience , and ultimately that's what makes it worth a recommendation An undeniably moving film to experience , and ultimately that's what makes it worth a recommendation . An undistinguished attempt to make a classic theater piece An undistinguished attempt to make a classic theater piece cinematic . An uneasy mix An uneasy mix of run-of-the-mill raunchy humor and seemingly sincere personal reflection An uneasy mix of run-of-the-mill raunchy humor and seemingly sincere personal reflection . An unencouraging threefold expansion An unencouraging threefold expansion on the former MTV series An unencouraging threefold expansion on the former MTV series , accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. . An uneven but intriguing drama An uneven film An uneven film dealing with too many problems to be taken seriously An uneven look into a grim future that doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films An uneven look into a grim future that doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films based on Philip K . Dick stories . An uneven look into a grim future that doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films based on Philip K. Dick stories . An uneven mix An uneven mix of dark satire and childhood awakening An uneven mix of dark satire and childhood awakening . An unexpectedly sweet story An unexpectedly sweet story of An unexpectedly sweet story of sisterhood . An unflinching , An unflinching , complex portrait of a modern Israel that is rarely seen on-screen An unflinching , complex portrait of a modern Israel that is rarely seen on-screen . An unforgettable An unforgettable look at morality , family , and social expectation through the prism of that omnibus tradition called marriage . An unfortunate title An unfortunate title for a film that has nothing An unfortunate title for a film that has nothing endearing about it . An ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job An unholy mess An unholy mess , An unholy mess , driven by the pathetic idea that if you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape , it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' An unholy mess , driven by the pathetic idea that if you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape , it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' . An uninspired preachy and clichéd war An uninspired preachy and clichéd war film . An unintentional parody An unintentionally surreal kid's picture ... in which actors in bad bear suits enact a sort of inter-species parody of a VH1 Behind the Music episode An unintentionally surreal kid's picture ... in which actors in bad bear suits enact a sort of inter-species parody of a VH1 Behind the Music episode . An unorthodox little film noir organized crime story that includes one of the strangest An unorthodox little film noir organized crime story that includes one of the strangest love stories you will ever see . An unpredictable blend An unpredictable blend of gal-pal smart talk , romantic comedy and dark tragedy An unremarkable , An unremarkable , modern action\/comedy buddy movie whose only nod to nostalgia is in the title An unremittingly ugly movie An unremittingly ugly movie to look at , listen to , and think about An unremittingly ugly movie to look at , listen to , and think about , it is quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film . An unsatisfying hybrid An unsatisfying hybrid of Blair Witch and typical stalk-and-slash fare , where the most conservative protagonist is always the last one living An unsettling , memorable cinematic experience An unsettling , memorable cinematic experience that An unsettling , memorable cinematic experience that does its predecessors proud . An unsophisticated An unsophisticated sci-fi drama that takes itself all too seriously . An unsuccessful attempt An unsuccessful attempt at a movie An unsuccessful attempt at a movie of ideas An unsuccessful attempt at a movie of ideas . An unusually dry-eyed , even analytical approach to material that is generally An unusually dry-eyed , even analytical approach to material that is generally played for maximum moisture . An unwise amalgam An uplifting An uplifting , An uplifting , largely bogus story An uplifting , near-masterpiece An uplifting , near-masterpiece . An uplifting drama Analyze That '' is one of those crass Analyze That '' is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original Analyze That '' is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original . Analyze That is De Niro's best film since Meet the Parents Analyze That really isn't all that bad Analyze That regurgitates and waters down many of the previous film's successes , with a few new swings thrown in Analyze This , not Anchored Anchored by Friel and Williams's exceptional performances Anchored by Friel and Williams's exceptional performances , the film's power lies in its complexity . Nothing is black and white . Anchored by a terrific performance Anchored by a terrific performance by Abbass And , thanks to the presence of ` the King , ' it also rocks . And , there's no way you won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater . And Diesel isn't the actor to save it . And Lee seems just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception . And Vin Diesel is the man . And adults will at least have a dream image of the West to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle . And as with most late-night bull sessions , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . And educational ! And for all the wrong reasons besides . And for many of us , that's good enough . And he allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes And if you appreciate the one-sided theme to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade , then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . And if you appreciate the one-sided theme to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade , then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . If you are willing to do this , then you so crazy ! And in a sense , that's a liability . And it's a lousy one at that . And it's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it . And it's not that funny -- which is just generally insulting . And it is . And it marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today . And it sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen . And more than that , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation . And neither do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are . And people make fun of me for liking Showgirls . And second , what's with all the shooting ? And thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering is highly pleasurable . And that's a big part of why we go to the movies And that is where Ararat went astray . And that makes all the difference . And the positive change in tone here seems to have recharged him . And the reason for that is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence . And there's an element of heartbreak to watching it now , with older and wiser eyes , because we know what will happen after Greene's story ends . And there's the inimitable Diaz , holding it all together . And they succeed merrily at their noble endeavor . And we don't avert our eyes for a moment . And yet , it still works . Anderson's movie is essentially a one-trick pony that , hampered by an undeveloped script , ultimately pulls up lame . Andersson's rigorous personal vision is not only distanced but distancing . Andie MacDowell Andrei Andrew's Turnabout Is Fair Play Andrew's Turnabout Is Fair Play is every bit as awful as Borchardt's Coven Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire , Andy Garcia enjoys one of his richest roles in years Andy Garcia enjoys one of his richest roles in years and Andy Garcia enjoys one of his richest roles in years and Mick Jagger gives his best movie performance since , well , Performance Anemic Anemic , Anemic , pretentious Anemic , pretentious . Anemic chronicle of money grubbing New Yorkers and their serial Angel Angel Of Death Angel presents events partly from the perspective of Aurelie and Christelle , and infuses the film with the sensibility of a particularly nightmarish fairytale . Angela Gheorghiu as famous prima donna Floria Tosca , Roberto Alagna as her lover Mario Cavaradossi , and Ruggero as the villainous , lecherous police chief Scarpia , all sing beautifully and act adequately . Angelina Jolie's surprising flair Angelina Jolie's surprising flair for self-deprecating comedy Animal House . Officially Animated drivel Animated drivel meant to enhance the self-image of drooling idiots . Aniston has at last decisively broken with her Friends image in an independent film of satiric fire and emotional turmoil . Anna Battista , an Italian superstar Anna Battista , an Italian superstar and Anna Battista , an Italian superstar and aspiring directress who just happens to be her own worst enemy Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun Anna Chancellor that makes this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun Anne Geddes , John Grisham , and Thomas Kincaid Another Best Another Best of the Year selection Another Best of the Year selection . Another Day is as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller Another big , dumb action movie Another big , dumb action movie in the vein of XXX Another boorish movie Another boorish movie from the I-heard-a-joke Another boorish movie from the I-heard-a-joke - Another boorish movie from the I-heard-a-joke - at-a-frat-party school of screenwriting . Another entertaining Another entertaining romp from Robert Rodriguez . Another in a long line of ultra-violent war movies , this one is not quite what it could have been as a film Another in a long line of ultra-violent war movies , this one is not quite what it could have been as a film , Another in a long line of ultra-violent war movies , this one is not quite what it could have been as a film , but Another in a long line of ultra-violent war movies , this one is not quite what it could have been as a film , but the story and theme make up for it Another in-your-face wallow Another in-your-face wallow in the lower depths Another love story in 2002's remarkable procession of sweeping pictures that have reinvigorated the romance genre . Another one of those estrogen Another one of those estrogen overdose movies like '' Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood , '' except that the writing , acting and character development are a lot better . Another rent installment Another rent installment for the Ian Fleming estate Another trumpet blast that there may be a New Mexican Cinema a-bornin ' . ' Another useless recycling Another useless recycling of a brutal mid Another useless recycling of a brutal mid - Another useless recycling of a brutal mid - '70s American sports movie Another useless recycling of a brutal mid - '70s American sports movie . Another week , another gross-out college comedy -- ugh . Another wholly unnecessary addition Another wholly unnecessary addition to the growing , moldering pile of , well , extreme stunt Another wholly unnecessary addition to the growing , moldering pile of , well , extreme stunt pictures . Anthony . Anthony Asquith's acclaimed 1952 screen adaptation Anthony Hopkins ? Big deal ! We've already seen the prequel to The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal Anthony Hopkins ? Big deal ! We've already seen the prequel to The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal -- and Anthony Hopkins ? Big deal ! We've already seen the prequel to The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal -- and it was better the first time Anthony Hopkins ? Big deal ! We've already seen the prequel to The Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal -- and it was better the first time . Antonio Banderas Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together Antwone Fisher '' is an earnest Antwone Fisher '' is an earnest , by-the-numbers effort by Washington . It won't rock any boats but is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking . Antwone Fisher certainly does the trick of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories Antwone Fisher certainly does the trick of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories but Antwone Fisher certainly does the trick of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories but , with few exceptions , it rarely stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to do it Antwone Fisher certainly does the trick of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories but , with few exceptions , it rarely stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to do it . Antwone Fisher manages the dubious feat of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy . Any Any Chekhov is better than no Chekhov , Any Chekhov is better than no Chekhov , but it would be a shame if this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years Any attempts at nuance given by the capable cast Any attempts at nuance given by the capable cast is drowned out by director Jon Purdy's sledgehammer sap . Any enjoyment Any enjoyment will be hinge from a personal threshold of watching sad but endearing characters do extremely unconventional things . Any film that doesn't even in passing mention political prisoners , poverty and the boat loads of people who try to escape the country Any film that doesn't even in passing mention political prisoners , poverty and the boat loads of people who try to escape the country is less a documentary and more propaganda by way of a valentine sealed with a kiss . Any intellectual arguments being made about the nature of God are framed in a drama so clumsy Any movie that makes hard work seem heroic deserves a look . Any movie this boring Any movie this boring should be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it . Any reasonably creative eighth-grader Any reasonably creative eighth-grader could have written a more credible script , though with the same number of continuity errors . Any rock pile will do for a set . Any rock pile will do for a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap . Anybody who enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little Anybody who enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed Anybody who enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning . Anyone not into high-tech splatterfests Anyone not into high-tech splatterfests is advised to take the warning literally , and log on to something more user-friendly . Anyone who's ever suffered under a martinet music instructor Anyone who's ever suffered under a martinet music instructor has no doubt fantasized about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher . Anyone who can count to five ( the film's target market ? ) Anyone who can count to five ( the film's target market ? ) can see where this dumbed-down concoction is going . Anyone who ever fantasized about space travel but can't afford the $ 20 million ticket to ride a Russian rocket Anyone who ever fantasized about space travel but can't afford the $ 20 million ticket to ride a Russian rocket should catch this IMAX offering . Anyone who gets chills from movies with giant plot holes Anyone who suffers through this film Anyone who suffers through this film deserves , at the very least , a big box of consolation candy . Anyone who wants to start writing screenplays Anyone who wants to start writing screenplays can just follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , sell it to the highest bidder and walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity . Anyone who welcomes a dash of the avant-garde fused with their humor Anyone who welcomes a dash of the avant-garde fused with their humor should take pleasure in this crazed Anyone who welcomes a dash of the avant-garde fused with their humor should take pleasure in this crazed , joyous romp of a film . Anyone with a passion for cinema , and indeed sex , should see it as soon as possible . ' Apallingly Apallingly absurd Apart from anything else , this is one of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen . Apart from dazzling cinematography Apart from its own considerable achievement Apesar de Apparently , romantic comedy with a fresh point of view just doesn't figure in the present Hollywood program . Apparently designed as a reverie about memory and regret , but the only thing you'll regret is remembering the experience of sitting through it . Apparently kissing leads to suicide attempts and tragic deaths . Marisa Tomei is good , but Just A Kiss is just a mess Apparently kissing leads to suicide attempts and tragic deaths . Marisa Tomei is good , but Just A Kiss is just a mess . Apparently reassembled from the cutting-room floor of any given daytime soap Apparently reassembled from the cutting-room floor of any given daytime soap . Apparently writer-director Attal thought he need only cast himself Apparently writer-director Attal thought he need only cast himself and Apparently writer-director Attal thought he need only cast himself and his movie-star wife sitting around in their drawers to justify a film Appropriately Appropriately cynical social commentary Appropriately cynical social commentary aside Appropriately cynical social commentary aside , Appropriately cynical social commentary aside , # 9 never quite ignites . April Aptly Ararat far more demanding than it needs to be Ararat feels like a book report Ararat is fiercely intelligent and uncommonly ambitious . Are we a sick society ? Are we dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue Are we dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue ? Argentine American Beauty reeks Argentine retread Argentinean ` dramedy ' Argentinian thriller Argento Argento , at only 26 , brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project , as if she's cut open a vein and bled the raw film stock . Arguably the best script that Besson has written in years . Arliss Howard's ambitious , moving , and adventurous directorial debut Arliss Howard's ambitious , moving , and adventurous directorial debut , Arliss Howard's ambitious , moving , and adventurous directorial debut , Big Bad Love Arliss Howard's ambitious , moving , and adventurous directorial debut , Big Bad Love , Arliss Howard's ambitious , moving , and adventurous directorial debut , Big Bad Love , meets so many of the challenges it poses for itself that one can forgive the film its flaws . Armageddon Armed with a game supporting cast Armed with a game supporting cast , Armed with a game supporting cast , from the pitch-perfect Forster to the always hilarious Meara and Levy , Like Mike shoots and scores , doing its namesake proud Armed with a game supporting cast , from the pitch-perfect Forster to the always hilarious Meara and Levy , Like Mike shoots and scores , doing its namesake proud . Armenian genocide Armenian-Canadian Armenian-Canadian director Atom Egoyan Arnold ! The Movie could have been made 40 years ago Arnold ! The Movie is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance Arnold's Arnold Schwarzenegger Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters Arnold is not , nor will he be , back Art-house to the core Art-house to the core , Read My Lips is a genre-curling crime story that revives the free-wheeling noir spirit of old French cinema . Arteta directs one of the best ensemble casts of the year Arteta paints a picture of lives lived in a state of quiet desperation . Arthur Schnitzler's Reigen As ( the characters ) get more depressed As ( the characters ) get more depressed , the story gets more tiresome , especially as it continues to mount a conspicuous effort to be profound . As A Rumor of Angels reveals itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum As A Rumor of Angels reveals itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , not even Ms . As A Rumor of Angels reveals itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , not even Ms . Redgrave's noblest efforts can redeem it from hopeless sentimentality . As Antonia is assimilated into this newfangled community , the film settles in and becomes compulsively watchable in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion . As Bundy , Michael Reilly Burke ( Octopus 2 : River of Fear ) has just the right amount of charisma and menace . As David Letterman and The Onion have proven , the worst of tragedies can be fertile sources of humor , As David Letterman and The Onion have proven , the worst of tragedies can be fertile sources of humor , but Lawrence has only a fleeting grasp of how to develop them . As Hannibal would say , yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . As Hugh Grant says repeatedly throughout the movie , ` Lovely ! Brilliant ! ' As I settled into my World War II memories , I found myself strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances . As Janice , Eileen Walsh , an engaging , wide-eyed actress whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth , infuses the movie with much of its slender , glinting charm . As Schmidt , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance As Warren he stumbles in search of all the emotions and life experiences As Weber and Weissman demonstrate with such insight and celebratory verve As ` chick flicks ' go As a belated nod to some neglected all-stars As a director , Eastwood is off his game As a director , Eastwood is off his game -- As a director , Eastwood is off his game -- there's no real sense of suspense , and none of the plot ` surprises ' are really surprising As a director , Eastwood is off his game -- there's no real sense of suspense , and none of the plot ` surprises ' are really surprising . As a director , Mr . Ratliff wisely rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . As a director , Paxton is surprisingly brilliant , deftly sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip . As a feature-length film , it wears out its welcome as tryingly as the title character . As a film director , LaBute continues to improve . As a girl-meets-girl romantic comedy As a girl-meets-girl romantic comedy , Kissing Jessica Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious . As a girl-meets-girl romantic comedy , Kissing Jessica Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious . Yet it's not quite the genre-busting film it's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe . As a good old-fashioned adventure for kids , Spirit As a good old-fashioned adventure for kids , Spirit : Stallion of the Cimarron is a winner . As a kind of colorful , dramatized PBS program As a kind of colorful , dramatized PBS program , Frida gets the job done . As a kind of colorful , dramatized PBS program , Frida gets the job done . But , for that , why not watch a documentary As a movie As a movie , it never seems fresh and vital . It never plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people . It labours as storytelling . As a randy film about sexy people in gorgeous places As a randy film about sexy people in gorgeous places being pushed and pulled ( literally and figuratively ) by desire ... ( Sex and Lucía ) makes for an arousing good time . As a remake , it's a pale imitation As a remake , it's a pale imitation . As a revenge thriller , the movie is serviceable As a revenge thriller , the movie is serviceable , but As a revenge thriller , the movie is serviceable , but it doesn't really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions As a science fiction movie , '' Minority Report '' astounds . As a science fiction movie , `` Minority Report '' astounds . As a singular character study , it's perfect . It's also the year's sweetest movie . As a story of dramatic enlightenment As a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired As a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired . As a thoughtful and unflinching examination of an alternative lifestyle As a thoughtful and unflinching examination of an alternative lifestyle , Sex with Strangers is a success . As a tolerable diversion , the film suffices As a tolerable diversion , the film suffices ; As a vehicle to savour Binoche's skill As a vehicle to savour Binoche's skill , the film is well worthwhile . As a witness to several Greek-American weddings -- but , happily , a victim of none As action-adventure , this space-based homage to Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island fires on all plasma conduits . As aimless as an old pickup skidding completely out of control on a long patch of black ice As aimless as an old pickup skidding completely out of control on a long patch of black ice , the movie makes two hours feel like four . As an actor's showcase As an actor's showcase , Hart's War has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . As an actor's showcase , Hart's War has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . As a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired . As an actress , Madonna is one helluva singer . As an entertainment destination for the general public As an entertainment destination for the general public , Kung Pow sets a new benchmark for lameness . As an introduction to the man's theories and influence , Derrida is all but useless As an introduction to the man's theories and influence , Derrida is all but useless ; As an introduction to the man's theories and influence , Derrida is all but useless ; as a portrait of the artist as an endlessly inquisitive old man , however , it's invaluable As an introduction to the man's theories and influence , Derrida is all but useless ; as a portrait of the artist as an endlessly inquisitive old man , however , it's invaluable . As animation increasingly emphasizes the computer and the cool , this is a film that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth . As any creature-feature fan knows , when you cross toxic chemicals with a bunch of exotic creatures , you get a lot of running around , screaming and death . On that score , the film certainly doesn't disappoint . As averse as I usually am to feel-good , follow-your-dream Hollywood fantasies , this one got to me . As banal as the telling may be As banal as the telling may be -- and at times , All My Loved Ones more than flirts with kitsch -- the tale commands attention . As blunt as it is in depicting child abuse As broad and cartoonish as the screenplay is , there is an accuracy of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism . As chilling and fascinating as Philippe Mora's modern Hitler-study As chilling and fascinating as Philippe Mora's modern Hitler-study , Snide and Prejudice . As comedic spotlights go , Notorious C . H . O . hits all the verbal marks As comedic spotlights go , Notorious C . H . O . hits all the verbal marks it should . As comedic spotlights go , Notorious C.H.O. hits all the verbal marks it should . As commander-in-chief of this film , Bigelow demonstrates a breadth of vision and an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world . As conceived by Mr . Schaeffer , Christopher and Grace are little more than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell . As directed by Dani Kouyate of Burkina Faso , Sia lacks visual flair . But Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them . As dumb and cheesy As dumb and cheesy as they may be , the cartoons look almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy . As each of them searches for their place in the world , Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity . As earnest as a community-college advertisement As earnest as a community-college advertisement , American Chai is enough to make you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school . As elegantly crafted as it often is As ex-Marine Walter , who may or may not have shot Kennedy , actor Raymond J . Barry is perfectly creepy and believable . As ex-Marine Walter , who may or may not have shot Kennedy , actor Raymond J. Barry is perfectly creepy and believable . As exciting as all this exoticism might sound to the typical Pax viewer , the rest of us will be lulled into a coma . As for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all . As gamely as the movie tries to make sense of its title character , there remains a huge gap between the film's creepy As gamely as the movie tries to make sense of its title character , there remains a huge gap between the film's creepy , clean-cut Dahmer ( Jeremy Renner ) and fiendish acts that no amount of earnest textbook psychologizing can bridge . As giddy and whimsical and relevant today As giddy and whimsical and relevant today as it was 270 years ago . As gory as the scenes of torture and self-mutilation may be , they are pitted against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting . As home movie gone haywire , it's pretty enjoyable As home movie gone haywire , it's pretty enjoyable , As home movie gone haywire , it's pretty enjoyable , but As if Drop Dead Gorgeous wasn't enough , this equally derisive clunker is fixated on the spectacle of small-town competition . As if to prove a female director can make a movie with no soft edges , Kathryn Bigelow offers no sugar-coating or interludes of lightness . Her film is unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant . As if trying to grab a lump of Play-Doh , the harder that Liman tries to squeeze his story As if trying to grab a lump of Play-Doh , the harder that Liman tries to squeeze his story , the more details slip out between his fingers . As immaculate as Stuart Little 2 is , it could be a lot better if it were , well , more adventurous . As improbable as this premise may seem , Abbass's understated , shining performance offers us the sense that on some elemental level , Lilia deeply wants to break free of her old life . As inept As inept as big-screen remakes of The Avengers and The Wild Wild West . As is often the case with ambitious , eager first-time filmmakers , Mr. Murray , a prolific director of music videos , stuffs his debut with more plot than it can comfortably hold . As it is , it's too long and unfocused As it is , it's too long and unfocused . As it stands , Crocodile Hunter has the hurried , badly cobbled look of the 1959 Godzilla , which combined scenes of a Japanese monster flick with canned shots of Raymond Burr commenting on the monster's path of destruction . As it turns out , you can go home again . As literary desecrations go As literary desecrations go , this makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . As lively an account as Seinfeld is deadpan . As lo-fi as the special effects are As much as I laughed throughout the movie As much as I laughed throughout the movie , I can not mount a cogent defense of the film as entertainment , or even performance art , although the movie does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain . As original and insightful As original and insightful as last week's episode of Behind the Music . As part of Mr . Dong's continuing exploration of homosexuality in America , Family Fundamentals is an earnest study in despair . As part of Mr. Dong's continuing exploration of homosexuality in America , Family Fundamentals is an earnest study in despair . As pedestrian as they come . As plain and pedestrian as As plain and pedestrian as catsup As plain and pedestrian as catsup -- As played by Ryan Gosling , Danny is a frighteningly fascinating contradiction . As predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game As predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game , Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre As predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game , Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre , As predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game , Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre , and As predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game , Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre , and a personal low for everyone involved As predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game , Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre , and a personal low for everyone involved . As pure over-the-top trash As pure over-the-top trash , any John Waters movie has it beat by a country mile . As quiet , patient and tenacious as Mr . Lopez himself , who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline . As quiet , patient and tenacious as Mr. Lopez himself As quiet , patient and tenacious as Mr. Lopez himself , who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline . As refreshing As refreshing as a drink from a woodland stream . As relationships shift , director Robert J . Siegel allows the characters to inhabit their world without cleaving to a narrative arc . As relationships shift , director Robert J. Siegel allows the characters to inhabit their world without cleaving to a narrative arc . As saccharine as it is disposable . As saccharine movies go As saccharine movies go , this is likely to cause massive cardiac arrest if taken in large doses . As satisfyingly odd and intriguing a tale as it was a century and a half ago As satisfyingly odd and intriguing a tale as it was a century and a half ago ... has a delightfully dour , deadpan tone and stylistic consistency . As shaky as the plot is As simple and innocent a movie as you can imagine . As simple and innocent a movie as you can imagine . This is a movie you can trust . As social exposé , Skins has its heart in the right place As social exposé , Skins has its heart in the right place , As social exposé , Skins has its heart in the right place , but that's not much to hang a soap opera on As steamy as last week's pork dumplings . As surreal as a dream and as detailed as a photograph As teen movies go , '' Orange County '' is a refreshing change As the Mediterranean sparkles As the Mediterranean sparkles , ` Swept Away ' sinks . As the dominant Christine , Sylvie Testud is icily brilliant . As the movie dragged on As the movie dragged on , I thought I heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign . As the movie traces Mr . Brown's athletic exploits , it is impossible not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times . As the movie traces Mr. Brown's athletic exploits , it is impossible not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times . As the princess , Sorvino glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . As the princess , Sorvino glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad . As the sulking , moody male hustler in the title role , ( Franco ) has all of Dean's mannerisms and self-indulgence , but none of his sweetness and vulnerability . As they used to say in the 1950s sci-fi movies , Signs is a tribute to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project . As tricky and satisfying as any of David As tricky and satisfying as any of David Mamet's airless cinematic shell games . As underwater ghost stories go , Below casts its spooky net out into the Atlantic Ocean and spits it back , grizzled and charred , somewhere northwest of the Bermuda Triangle . As unseemly As unseemly as its title As violent , profane and exploitative as the most offensive action flick you've ever seen . As vulgar as As warm as it is wise As warm as it is wise , deftly setting off uproarious humor with an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated . As we have come to learn -- as many times as we have fingers to count on -- Jason is a killer who doesn't know the meaning of the word ` quit . ' The filmmakers might want to look it up . As well-acted and well-intentioned As with so many merchandised-to-the-max movies of this type As with so many merchandised-to-the-max movies of this type , more time appears to have gone into recruiting the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes and not much else . As written by Michael Berg and Michael J . Wilson from a story by Wilson , this relentless , all-wise-guys-all-the-time approach tries way too hard and gets tiring in no time at all . As your relatives swap one mundane story after another Ash Wednesday is essentially devoid of interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot . Ash Wednesday is not Edward Burns ' best film Ash Wednesday is not Edward Burns ' best film , Ash Wednesday is not Edward Burns ' best film , but it is a good and ambitious film Ash Wednesday is not Edward Burns ' best film , but it is a good and ambitious film . Ash Wednesday is not Edward Burns ' best film , but it is a good and ambitious film . And it marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today . Ash Wednesday is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable , with a sterling ensemble cast . Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution Asian neo-realist treasure . Aside from Rohmer's bold choices regarding point of view , The Lady and the Duke represents the filmmaker's lifelong concern with formalist experimentation in cinematic art . Aside from being the funniest movie of the year Aside from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea Aside from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea , the film gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand . Aside from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea Aside from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea , the film gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand . Asks what truth can be discerned from non-firsthand experience , and specifically questions cinema's capability for recording truth . Aspires for the piquant but only really Aspires to the cracked lunacy of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai , but thanks to an astonishingly witless script Aspires to the cracked lunacy of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai , but thanks to an astonishingly witless script ends up more like The Adventures of Ford Fairlane . Assayas ' ambitious , sometimes beautiful adaptation Assayas ' ambitious , sometimes beautiful adaptation of Jacques Chardonne Assayas ' ambitious , sometimes beautiful adaptation of Jacques Chardonne's novel . Assured Assured , glossy Assured , glossy and shot through with brittle desperation Assured , glossy and shot through with brittle desperation . Assured , vital Assured , vital and Assured , vital and well wrought Assured , vital and well wrought , the film is , arguably , the most accomplished work to date from Hong Kong's versatile Stanley Kwan . Astonishing Astonishing ... Astonishing ... ( frames ) profound ethical and philosophical questions in the form of dazzling pop entertainment Astonishing ... ( frames ) profound ethical and philosophical questions in the form of dazzling pop entertainment . Astonishing isn't the word -- Astonishing isn't the word -- neither is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap Astonishing isn't the word -- neither is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap . Astonishing isn't the word -- neither is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap . Indeed , none of these words really gets at the very special type of badness that is Deuces Wild . Astonishingly Astonishingly skillful and moving Astonishingly skillful and moving ... Astonishingly skillful and moving ... it could become a historically significant work as well as a masterfully made one Astonishingly skillful and moving ... it could become a historically significant work as well as a masterfully made one . At 78 minutes it just zings along with vibrance and warmth . At 90 minutes this movie is short At 90 minutes this movie is short , but it feels much longer At 90 minutes this movie is short , but it feels much longer . At a time when commercialism has squeezed the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had At a time when commercialism has squeezed the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had , Godfrey Reggio's career shines like a lonely beacon . At a time when we've learned the hard way just how complex international terrorism is , Collateral Damage paints an absurdly simplistic picture . At best At best , Cletis Tout might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience . At best this is a film for the under-7 crowd . At best this is a film for the under-7 crowd . But it would be better to wait for the video . And a very rainy day . At every opportunity to do something clever At every opportunity to do something clever , the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability At every opportunity to do something clever , the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability ... At every opportunity to do something clever , the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability ... all you have left At every opportunity to do something clever , the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability ... all you have left is a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad it At first , the sight of a blind man directing a film is hilarious At first , the sight of a blind man directing a film is hilarious , At first , the sight of a blind man directing a film is hilarious , but At first , the sight of a blind man directing a film is hilarious , but as the film goes on , the joke wears thin At its best At its best ( and it does have some very funny sequences ) Looking for Leonard At its best , Queen is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects . At its best , it's Black Hawk Down with more heart . At its best , this is grand-scale moviemaking for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture . At its best , which occurs often At its best , which occurs often , Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine rekindles the muckraking , soul-searching spirit of the ` Are we a sick society ? ' At its best , which occurs often , Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine rekindles the muckraking , soul-searching spirit of the ` Are we a sick society ? ' journalism of the 1960s . At its best early on as At its most basic , this cartoon adventure is that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating . At its worst At its worst , it's Rambo - meets-John Ford At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects At its worst , the movie is pretty diverting At its worst , the movie is pretty diverting ; At its worst the screenplay is callow At its worst the screenplay is callow , At its worst the screenplay is callow , but At just over an hour , Home Movie will leave you wanting more , not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face . At least it's a fairly impressive debut from the director , Charles Stone III . At least one scene is so disgusting that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch At once a testament to the divine calling of education and a demonstration of the painstaking process of imparting knowledge . At once disarmingly straightforward and strikingly devious . At once emotional and richly analytical At once overly old-fashioned in its sudsy plotting At once overly old-fashioned in its sudsy plotting and At once overly old-fashioned in its sudsy plotting and heavy-handed in its effort to modernize it with encomia to diversity and tolerance At once overly old-fashioned in its sudsy plotting and heavy-handed in its effort to modernize it with encomia to diversity and tolerance . At once subtle and visceral , the film never succumbs to the trap of the maudlin or tearful , offering instead with its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future . At some point , all this visual trickery stops being clever and devolves into flashy , vaguely silly overkill . At the bottom rung of the series ' entries At the end , when the now computerized Yoda finally reveals his martial artistry , the film ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside . At the end of the movie , my 6-year-old nephew said , '' I guess I come from a broken family , and my uncles are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done , I enjoyed it just as much ! At the one-hour mark , Herzog simply runs out of ideas and the pace turns positively leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion . At three hours and with very little story or character development At three hours and with very little story or character development , there is plenty of room for editing , and a much shorter cut surely would have resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue . At times , it actually hurts to watch . At times , the movie looks genuinely pretty . At times , the suspense is palpable At times , the suspense is palpable , At times , the suspense is palpable , but At times , the suspense is palpable , but by the end there's a sense that the crux of the mystery hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential At times Auto Focus feels so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . At times Auto Focus feels so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . Yet At times Auto Focus feels so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . Yet in its own aloof , unreachable way it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second At times Auto Focus feels so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . Yet in its own aloof , unreachable way it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second . At times THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions At times THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions , At times THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions , but At times THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions , but this kind of material is more effective on stage . It's not a motion picture At times THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions , but this kind of material is more effective on stage . It's not a motion picture ; it's an utterly static picture At times THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions , but this kind of material is more effective on stage . It's not a motion picture ; it's an utterly static picture . At times a bit melodramatic and even a little dated ( depending upon where you live ) At times a bit melodramatic and even a little dated ( depending upon where you live ) , Ignorant Fairies is still quite good-natured and not a bad way to spend an hour or two . At times funny and at other times candidly revealing Atom Attack of the Clones is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , dare I say Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , dare I say , Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , dare I say , outdated Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , dare I say , outdated , Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , dare I say , outdated , it's a wonder that he couldn't have brought something fresher to the proceedings simply by accident Attal's hang-ups surrounding infidelity are so old-fashioned and , dare I say , outdated , it's a wonder that he couldn't have brought something fresher to the proceedings simply by accident . Attal and Gainsbourg's ) Attal is this insecure in real life Attal pushes too hard to make this a comedy or serious drama . Audacious-impossible Audacious-impossible yet compelling Audacious-impossible yet compelling ... Audiard successfully maintains suspense on different levels throughout a film that is both gripping and compelling . Audience Award Audiences are advised to sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching Audiences are advised to sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching , Audiences are advised to sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching , but Audiences are advised to sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching , but otherwise the production is suitably elegant . Audiences can be expected to suspend their disbelief only so far Audiences can be expected to suspend their disbelief only so far -- Audiences can be expected to suspend their disbelief only so far -- and Audiences can be expected to suspend their disbelief only so far -- and that does not include the 5 o'clock shadow on the tall wooden kid as he skips off to school Audiences conditioned to getting weepy over saucer-eyed , downy-cheeked moppets and their empathetic caretakers Audrey Tatou has a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm Audrey Tatou has a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm , Audrey Tatou has a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm , and Audrey Tatou has a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm , and in this literate French comedy , she's as morning-glory exuberant as she was in Amélie Audrey Tatou has a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm , and in this literate French comedy , she's as morning-glory exuberant as she was in Amélie . Auschwitz Aussie David Caesar channels the not-quite-dead career of Guy Ritchie . Austin Powers extravaganza Austin Powers films Austin Powers for the most part is extremely funny , the first part making up for any flaws that come later . Austin Powers in Goldmember '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment Austin Powers in Goldmember '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and Austin Powers in Goldmember '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end Austin Powers in Goldmember '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end . Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places . Austin Powers in Goldmember is a cinematic car wreck , a catastrophic collision of tastelessness and gall that nevertheless will leave fans clamoring for another ride . Austin Powers in Goldmember is like binging on cotton candy . Australia : Land Beyond Time is an enjoyable Big Movie primarily because Australia is a weirdly beautiful place . Australia is a weirdly beautiful place Australian actor\/director John Polson and award-winning English cinematographer Giles Nuttgens make a terrific effort at disguising the obvious with energy and innovation . Australian director John Polson , making his American feature debut Australian director John Polson , making his American feature debut , Australian director John Polson , making his American feature debut , jazzes it up adroitly Australian director John Polson , making his American feature debut , jazzes it up adroitly . Australian filmmaker David Flatman uses the huge-screen format to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them . Auteil's less dramatic but equally incisive performance Auteuil is a goofy pleasure Authentic Auto Focus '' works Auto Focus '' works as an unusual biopic and document of male swingers in the Playboy era Auto Focus bears out as your typical junkie opera ... Auto Focus feels so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . Auto Focus is not your standard Hollywood bio-pic . Schrader aims to present an unflinching look at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness . Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest Avary has done his best to make something out of Ellis ' nothing novel , in the end Avary seems to care about Average , at best , I'm afraid . Awesome Awesome creatures Awesome creatures , Awesome creatures , breathtaking scenery Awesome creatures , breathtaking scenery , Awesome creatures , breathtaking scenery , and Awesome creatures , breathtaking scenery , and epic battle scenes Awesome work Awesome work : Awesome work : ineffable , elusive , yet inexplicably powerful Awful Awkward Awkward but Ayres makes the right choices at every turn Ayurveda does the field no favors Ayurveda works . B ' B + B movie B movies B picture B picture , and B picture , and I mean that as a compliment B-film B-film thuggery B-flick B-grade special effects B-grade stylishness B-movie B-movie category B-movie imagination B-movie scum B-movie thrillers B-movie you B. ) That sure is pathetic ! B.S. Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics Baby-faced Renner is eerily convincing as this bland blank of a man with unimaginable demons within . Bacon Bacon keeps things interesting , but don't go out of your way to pay full price Bad Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company , Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company , '' Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company , '' and Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company , '' and I don't mean that in a good way Bad '' is the operative word for '' Bad Company , '' and I don't mean that in a good way . Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company Bad . Very bad Bad . Very bad . Bad . Very bad . Stultifyingly Bad . Very bad . Stultifyingly , Bad . Very bad . Stultifyingly , dumbfoundingly Bad . Very bad . Stultifyingly , dumbfoundingly , Bad . Very bad . Stultifyingly , dumbfoundingly , mind-numbingly bad Bad . Very bad . Stultifyingly , dumbfoundingly , mind-numbingly bad . Bad Company Bad Company has one of the most moronic screenplays of the year , full of holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them . Bad Film Bad Film You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful Bad Love Bad Love '' Bad Things Bad and Bad and baffling Bad and baffling from the get-go Bad and baffling from the get-go . Bad beyond belief Bad beyond belief and Bad beyond belief and ridiculous beyond description Bad company . Bad in such a bizarre way Bad movie . Bailly manages to deliver Bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids Balk , who's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents Ballhaus Ballistic : Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . Ballistic : Ecks Vs. Sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever is a dumb action movie . Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever is a dumb action movie . Ballistic is oddly lifeless . Ballistic is silly . Ballot Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem Bambi Banal Banal and Banal and predictable Banal and predictable . Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad Baran is a gentle film with dramatic punch , a haunting ode to humanity . Baran isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director Baran isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director -- Baran isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director -- but Baran isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director -- but it's a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations Baran is shockingly devoid of your typical Majid Majidi shoe-loving , crippled children . Barbershop ' Barbershop ' shows he's on his way Barbershop ' shows he's on his way . Barbershop '' is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story . Barbershop . It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters Barbershop boasts some of today's hottest and hippest acts from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy Barbershop gets its greatest play from the timeless spectacle of people really talking to each other . Barbershop isn't as funny as it should be Barbershop is tuned in to its community . Barbershop so likable Barely manages for but a few seconds over its seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference . Barker movie Barlow Barney's Barney's crushingly self-indulgent spectacle Barney's ideas about creation and identity don't really seem all that profound , at least by way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material . Barney throws away the goodwill the first half of his movie generates by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull . Barrie good time Barry's cold-fish act makes the experience worthwhile Barry's dead-eyed , perfectly chilled delivery Barry's terrific performance Barry convinces us he's a dangerous , secretly unhinged guy who could easily have killed a president because it made him feel powerful . Bartleby is a fine , understated piece of filmmaking . Bartleby performs neither one very well . Bartleby squanders as much as it gives out . Based Based on Dave Barry's popular book of the same name , the movie benefits from having a real writer plot out all of the characters ' moves and overlapping story . Based on a devilishly witty script by Heather McGowan and Niels Mueller Basically a static series of semi-improvised ( and semi-coherent ) raps between the stars . Batman Be Really Awful Be forewarned , if you're depressed about anything before watching this film Be forewarned , if you're depressed about anything before watching this film , you may just end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards . Be patient with the lovely Hush Be patient with the lovely Hush ! Be patient with the lovely Hush ! and your reward Be patient with the lovely Hush ! and your reward will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience . Be prepared to cling to the edge of your seat Be prepared to cling to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense Be prepared to cling to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense . Be prepared to cling to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense . The Ring never lets you off the hook . Bean drops the ball too many times Bean drops the ball too many times ... Bean drops the ball too many times ... hoping the nifty premise will create enough interest to make up for an unfocused screenplay Bean drops the ball too many times ... hoping the nifty premise will create enough interest to make up for an unfocused screenplay . Bears ... should keep parents amused with its low groan-to-guffaw ratio Bears ... should keep parents amused with its low groan-to-guffaw ratio . Bears about as much resemblance to the experiences of most battered women as Spider-Man Bears about as much resemblance to the experiences of most battered women as Spider-Man does to the experiences of most teenagers . Bears is bad . Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like Bears is bad . Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , Bears is bad . Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , and it's now coming true ' bad Bears is bad . Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , and it's now coming true ' bad . Bears is even worse than I imagined a movie ever could be . Bears wastes an exceptionally good idea . Bears wastes an exceptionally good idea . But the movie that doesn't really deliver for country music fans or for family audiences Beating the Austin Powers films Beating the Austin Powers films at their own game Beating the Austin Powers films at their own game , this blaxploitation spoof downplays the raunch in favor of gags that rely on the strength of their own cleverness as opposed to the extent of their outrageousness . Beautiful Beautiful , Beautiful , angry and sad Beautiful , angry and sad , Beautiful , angry and sad , with a curious sick poetry , as if the Marquis de Sade Beautiful , angry and sad , with a curious sick poetry , as if the Marquis de Sade had gone in for pastel landscapes . Beautiful , cold , oddly colorful and just plain otherworldly , a freaky bit of art that's there to scare while we delight in the images Beautiful , cold , oddly colorful and just plain otherworldly , a freaky bit of art that's there to scare while we delight in the images . Beautiful spread Beautiful to watch Beautiful to watch and Beautiful to watch and holds a certain charm Beautiful to watch and holds a certain charm . Beautifully Beautifully crafted Beautifully crafted , engaging filmmaking that should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing . Beautifully crafted and Beautifully crafted and brutally honest Beautifully crafted and brutally honest , Promises offers an unexpected window into the complexities of the Middle East struggle and into the humanity of its people . Beautifully crafted and cooly unsettling Beautifully crafted and cooly unsettling ... Beautifully crafted and cooly unsettling ... recreates Beautifully crafted and cooly unsettling ... recreates the atmosphere of the crime expertly Beautifully crafted and cooly unsettling ... recreates the atmosphere of the crime expertly . Beautifully directed and convincingly acted . Beautifully filmed Beautifully filmed and well acted ... but admittedly problematic in its narrative specifics . Beautifully observed Beautifully produced . Beautifully reclaiming the story of Carmen Beautifully reclaiming the story of Carmen and Beautifully reclaiming the story of Carmen and recreating it an in an African idiom Beautifully reclaiming the story of Carmen and recreating it an in an African idiom . Beautifully shot Beautifully shot , Beautifully shot , delicately Beautifully shot , delicately scored and powered by a set of heartfelt performances Beautifully shot , delicately scored and powered by a set of heartfelt performances , it's a lyrical endeavour . Beautifully shot against the frozen winter landscapes of Grenoble and Geneva Beautifully shot against the frozen winter landscapes of Grenoble and Geneva , the film unfolds with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller , until the tragedy beneath it all gradually reveals itself . Beauty Beauty and Beauty reeks Because of an unnecessary and clumsy last scene Because the film deliberately lacks irony Because the film deliberately lacks irony , it has a genuine dramatic impact Because the film deliberately lacks irony , it has a genuine dramatic impact ; Because the film deliberately lacks irony , it has a genuine dramatic impact ; it plays like a powerful 1957 drama we've somehow never seen before Because the film deliberately lacks irony , it has a genuine dramatic impact ; it plays like a powerful 1957 drama we've somehow never seen before . Because the genre is well established , what makes the movie fresh Because the genre is well established , what makes the movie fresh is smart writing , skewed characters , and the title performance by Kieran Culkin . Because the intelligence level of the characters must be low , very low , very very low , for the masquerade to work Because the intelligence level of the characters must be low , very low , very very low , for the masquerade to work , the movie contains no wit , only labored gags . Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected . Dramas like this make it human Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected . Dramas like this make it human . Beck seems to be under the illusion that he's shooting the latest System of a Down video . Becomes a bit of a mishmash Becomes a bit of a mishmash : a tearjerker that doesn't and a thriller that won't . Becomes a fascinating study of isolation and frustration that successfully recreates both the physical setting and emotional tensions of the Papin sisters Becomes a fascinating study of isolation and frustration that successfully recreates both the physical setting and emotional tensions of the Papin sisters . Becomes the last thing you would expect from a film with this title or indeed from any Plympton film : boring Becomes the last thing you would expect from a film with this title or indeed from any Plympton film : boring . Bedouins Bedroom Been there , done that , Been there , done that , liked it much better Been there , done that , liked it much better the first time around - when it was called The Professional Been there , done that , liked it much better the first time around - when it was called The Professional . Been there , done that ... a thousand times already , and better Been there , done that ... a thousand times already , and better . Been there done that Been there done that . Beers , who , when she's given the right lines , can charm the paint off the wall ... Bees Knees Before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy Before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway Before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway . Before it takes a sudden turn and devolves into a bizarre sort of romantic comedy , Steven Shainberg's adaptation of Mary Gaitskill's harrowing short story ... is a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end . Befuddled Befuddled in its characterizations Befuddled in its characterizations as it begins to seem as long as the two year affair which is its subject Began life as a computer game , then morphed into a movie -- a bad one Began life as a computer game , then morphed into a movie -- a bad one , Began life as a computer game , then morphed into a movie -- a bad one , of course Begins like a docu-drama but builds its multi-character story with a flourish . Behan's memoir is great material for a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense Behan's memoir is great material for a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense -- Behan's memoir is great material for a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense -- but Sheridan has settled for a lugubrious romance . Behan's work and Behan himself knew how to spin a tale and one Behind the glitz , Hollywood is sordid and disgusting . Behind the glitz , Hollywood is sordid and disgusting . Quelle surprise ! Behind the snow games and lovable Siberian huskies ( plus one sheep dog ) , the picture hosts a parka-wrapped dose of heart . Beijing Beijing culture Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses Being Earnest , so thick with wit it plays like a reading from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations Being author Wells ' great-grandson , you'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film . Being latently gay Being unique Being unique doesn't necessarily equate to being good , no matter how admirably the filmmakers have gone for broke . Belgium's national treasure Believability Believability wasn't one of the film's virtues . Believes so fervently in humanity that it feels almost anachronistic Believes so fervently in humanity that it feels almost anachronistic , and it is too cute by half . But arriving at a particularly dark moment in history , it offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us . Belinsky is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn . Bella is the picture of health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer . Belongs in the too-hot-for-TV direct-to-video\/DVD category , and this is why I have given it a one-star rating . Belongs to Daniel Day-Lewis as much as it belongs to Martin Scorsese ; Belongs to Daniel Day-Lewis as much as it belongs to Martin Scorsese ; it's a memorable performance in a big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film Below casts its spooky net out into the Atlantic Ocean and spits it back , grizzled and charred , somewhere northwest of the Bermuda Triangle . Below is well below expectations . Below may not mark Mr . Twohy's emergence into the mainstream Below may not mark Mr . Twohy's emergence into the mainstream , Below may not mark Mr . Twohy's emergence into the mainstream , but his promise remains undiminished Below may not mark Mr . Twohy's emergence into the mainstream , but his promise remains undiminished . Below may not mark Mr. Twohy's emergence into the mainstream , Below may not mark Mr. Twohy's emergence into the mainstream , but his promise remains undiminished Below may not mark Mr. Twohy's emergence into the mainstream , but his promise remains undiminished . Belushi's easy-going likableness Ben Affleck Ben Kingsley is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad . Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . Beneath Clouds establishes Sen as a filmmaker of considerable potential . Beneath the film's obvious determination to shock at any cost lies considerable skill and determination , backed by sheer nerve . Beneath the uncanny , inevitable and seemingly shrewd facade of movie-biz farce ... lies a plot cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments . Benefits Benefits from a strong performance from Zhao Benefits from a strong performance from Zhao , but it's Dong Jie's face Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be Benigni ( who stars and co-wrote ) seems to be having a wonderful time Bennett's naturalistic performance speaks volumes more truth than any ` reality ' show Bennett's naturalistic performance speaks volumes more truth than any ` reality ' show , Bennett's naturalistic performance speaks volumes more truth than any ` reality ' show , and Bennett's naturalistic performance speaks volumes more truth than any ` reality ' show , and anybody contemplating their own drastic life changes should watch Some Body first Benoit Beresford nicely mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . Beresford nicely mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn . ' Bergman approaches Swedish fatalism using Gary Larson's Far Side humor Berlin Berling and Béart ... continue to impress Berling and Béart ... continue to impress , Berling and Béart ... continue to impress , and Berling and Béart ... continue to impress , and Isabelle Huppert ... again shows uncanny skill in getting under the skin of her characters Berling and Béart ... continue to impress , and Isabelle Huppert ... again shows uncanny skill in getting under the skin of her characters . Bernstein's Berry's saucy Berry's saucy , Berry's saucy , full-bodied performance Berry's saucy , full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , making '' Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years Berry's saucy , full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , making `` Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years Bertrand Tavernier's Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( '' Laissez-passer '' ) Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( `` Laissez-passer '' ) Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( `` Laissez-passer '' ) wears its heart on its sleeve Besotted '' is misbegotten Besson's high-profile name Besson has written in years Best Best Friend '' Best Friend Remembers Best Man '' Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film Best Picture Best Picture ' Best Picture contenders Best enjoyed as a work of fiction inspired by real-life events . Best enjoyed as a work of fiction inspired by real-life events . Those seeking a definitive account of Eisenstein's life would do better elsewhere . Best indie of the year , so far . Best of all Best of all is Garcia , who perfectly portrays the desperation of a very insecure man . Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool Bettany strut his stuff Bette Davis , cast as Joan , Bette Davis , cast as Joan , would have killed him Better Better at putting you to sleep than a sound machine Better effects , Better effects , better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh Better effects , better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . Better still Better still , he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift . Better than the tepid Star Trek Better than the tepid Star Trek : Better than the tepid Star Trek : Insurrection Better than the tepid Star Trek : Insurrection ; Better to just call it ABC Kiarostami . For AIDS and Africa are nothing more than part of the scenery . Between bursts of automatic gunfire , the story offers a trenchant critique of capitalism . Between the drama of Cube ? s personal revelations regarding what the shop means in the big picture , iconic characters gambol fluidly through the story , with charming results . Between them , De Niro and Murphy make Showtime the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season . Beware the quirky Brit-com . Beyond the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork Beyond the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork , One Hour Photo is a sobering meditation on why we take pictures . Bibi's generic angst Bible stores of the potential for sanctimoniousness Bible stores of the potential for sanctimoniousness , making them meaningful for both kids and church-wary adults Bible stores of the potential for sanctimoniousness , making them meaningful for both kids and church-wary adults . Bielinsky's great game Bielinsky's great game , that's when you're in the most trouble Bielinsky is a filmmaker of impressive talent . Big Bad Love Big Chill Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik Big Fat Liar is a real charmer Big Fat Liar is little more than Home Alone raised to a new , self-deprecating level . Big Fat Waste Big Fat Waste of Time Big Payoff Big Trouble could be considered a funny little film . Big Trouble remains a loosely tied series of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny . ' Big mistake . Big time Bigelow demonstrates a breadth of vision and an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world . Bigelow handles the nuclear crisis sequences evenly but milks drama when she should be building suspense , and drags out too many scenes toward the end that should move quickly . Bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . Bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . But Bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . But for the most part , The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness Biggie and Tupac is so single-mindedly daring Biggie and Tupac is undeniably subversive and involving in its bold presentation . Bill Morrison's Decasia Bill Morrison's Decasia is uncompromising , difficult and unbearably beautiful . Bill Plympton , the animation master Bill Plympton , the animation master , Bille August does best Billy Crystal and Robert De Niro sleepwalk through vulgarities in a sequel you can refuse . Binks Birot's Birot's directorial debut ( she co-wrote the script with Christophe Honoré ) isn't so much bad as it is bland . Birot's film apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents Birot creates a drama with such a well-defined sense of place and age -- as in , 15 years old -- that the torments and angst become almost as operatic to us as they are to her characters . Birot is a competent enough filmmaker Birot is a competent enough filmmaker , Birot is a competent enough filmmaker , but her story has nothing fresh or very exciting about it Birthday Girl '' is an actor's movie first and foremost . Birthday Girl's calculated events Birthday Girl , Birthday Girl doesn't try to surprise us with plot twists , but rather seems to enjoy its own transparency . Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while Birthday Girl lucks out with Chaplin and Kidman , who are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns . Birthday Girl walks a tricky tightrope between being wickedly funny and just plain wicked . Bishop and Stevenson are standouts Bishop and Stevenson are standouts . Bisset Bisset delivers a game performance Bisset delivers a game performance , Bisset is both convincing and radiant Bittersweet Bittersweet comedy\/drama full of life , hand gestures , and some Bittersweet comedy\/drama full of life , hand gestures , and some really adorable Italian guys . Black Hawk Down and We Black Hawk Down and We Were Soldiers Black Hawk Down with more heart Black Hawk Down with more heart . Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel Black II achieves ultimate insignificance Black are ultimately winning Black-and-white Black-and-white and unrealistic Black-and-white and unrealistic . Blade 2 Blade 2 is definitely a cut above the rest . Blade II has a brilliant director and charismatic star Blade II has a brilliant director and charismatic star , Blade II has a brilliant director and charismatic star , but it suffers from rampant vampire devaluation Blade II is as estrogen-free as movies get Blade II is as estrogen-free as movies get , Blade II is as estrogen-free as movies get , so Blade II is as estrogen-free as movies get , so you might want to leave your date behind for this one Blade II is as estrogen-free as movies get , so you might want to leave your date behind for this one , or she's gonna make you feel like you owe her big-time Blade II is more enjoyable than the original . Blade II is still top-heavy with blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves . Blade II merges bits and pieces from fighting games , wire fu , horror movies , mystery , James Bond , wrestling , sci-fi and anime into one big bloody stew . Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . Blade II starts off as a wild hoot and then sucks the blood out Blade and Blair Witch and typical stalk-and-slash fare , where the most conservative protagonist is always the last one living Blair Witch video-cam footage Blair Witch video-cam footage . Blair Witch-style commitment Blanchett and Ribisi compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering Bland Bland but harmless . Blandly Blandly Go Where We Went 8 Movies Ago Bleakly Bledel Blessed Blessed with a searing lead performance Blessed with a searing lead performance by Ryan Gosling ( Murder by Numbers ) Blessed with a searing lead performance by Ryan Gosling ( Murder by Numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative Blessed with a searing lead performance by Ryan Gosling ( Murder by Numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative . Blessed with a searing lead performance by Ryan Gosling ( Murder by Numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative . It's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness . Blessed with immense physical prowess Blessed with immense physical prowess he may well be Blessed with immense physical prowess he may well be , Blessed with immense physical prowess he may well be , but Ahola is simply not an actor Blessed with immense physical prowess he may well be , but Ahola is simply not an actor . And in truth , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy Blessed with immense physical prowess he may well be , but Ahola is simply not an actor . And in truth , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy . Blessed with two fine , nuanced lead performances Blessed with two fine , nuanced lead performances . Blimp Blind Date , only less Blisteringly rude , scarily funny , sorrowfully sympathetic to the damage it surveys , the film has in Kieran Culkin a pitch-perfect Holden . Blithely Blithely anachronistic Blithely anachronistic and slyly achronological Blob Block Blockbuster Blood Work is a strong , character-oriented piece . Blood Work is for you . Blood Work is laughable in the solemnity with which it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period . Bloodwork isn't a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- an unrewarding collar for a murder mystery . Bloody Bloody Sunday connects on a visceral level that transcends language . Bloody Sunday has the grace to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made . Bloody Sunday has the grace to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made . It's a movie that accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough . Bloody Sunday lacks in clarity Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings Blue Crush , a late-summer surfer girl entry , should be as entertaining as it is Blue Crush delivers what it promises , just not well enough to recommend it . Blue Crush follows the formula , but throws in too many conflicts to keep the story compelling . Blue Crush has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought . Blue Crush is as predictable as the tides Blue Crush is as predictable as the tides . Blue Crush is as predictable as the tides ... Blue Crush is as predictable as the tides ... The movie feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies Blue Crush is as predictable as the tides ... The movie feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies . Blue Crush is highly enjoyable . Blue Crush is so prolonged and boring it isn't even close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be . Blue Crush thrillingly uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . Bluer than the Atlantic Bluer than the Atlantic and more biologically detailed than an autopsy , the movie Bluer than the Atlantic and more biologically detailed than an autopsy , the movie ... is , also , frequently hilarious . Bluto Blutarsky , we miss you . Bo Derek Bo Derek made the ridiculous Bolero Boasting some of the most poorly staged and lit action in memory Boasting some of the most poorly staged and lit action in memory , Impostor is as close as you can get to an imitation movie . Boasts a handful of virtuosic set pieces Boasts a handful of virtuosic set pieces and Boasts a handful of virtuosic set pieces and offers a fair amount of trashy , kinky fun Boasts a handful of virtuosic set pieces and offers a fair amount of trashy , kinky fun . Boasts enough funny Boasts enough funny dialogue and sharp Boasts enough funny dialogue and sharp characterizations to be mildly amusing . Boasts eye-catching art direction but has a forcefully quirky tone that quickly wears out its limited welcome . Bogdanich is unashamedly pro-Serbian and makes little attempt to give voice to the other side . Bogdanovich puts history in perspective Bogdanovich puts history in perspective and , via Kirsten Dunst's remarkable performance , he showcases Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy Bogdanovich puts history in perspective and , via Kirsten Dunst's remarkable performance , he showcases Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy . Bogdanovich taps deep into the Hearst mystique Bogdanovich taps deep into the Hearst mystique , entertainingly reenacting a historic scandal . Bogdanovich ties it together with efficiency and an affection for the period Boisterous Boisterous , heartfelt comedy Boisterous , heartfelt comedy . Bola Bolado credit for good intentions Boldly Boldly engineering a collision between tawdry B-movie flamboyance and grandiose spiritual anomie Boll uses a lot of quick cutting and blurry step-printing to goose things up Boll uses a lot of quick cutting and blurry step-printing to goose things up , Boll uses a lot of quick cutting and blurry step-printing to goose things up , but dopey dialogue and sometimes inadequate performances kill the effect Boll uses a lot of quick cutting and blurry step-printing to goose things up , but dopey dialogue and sometimes inadequate performances kill the effect . Bolly-Holly masala mess Bollywood\/Hollywood will undoubtedly provide its keenest pleasures to those familiar with Bombay musicals Bolstered by an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension , and a storyline Bolstered by an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension , and a storyline that I haven't encountered since at least Pete's Dragon Bolstered by an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension , and a storyline that I haven't encountered since at least Pete's Dragon . Bolstered by exceptional performances Bolstered by exceptional performances and Bolstered by exceptional performances and a clear-eyed take on the economics of dealing and the pathology of ghetto fabulousness Bolstered by exceptional performances and a clear-eyed take on the economics of dealing and the pathology of ghetto fabulousness . Bon appétit ! Bond's tired formula Bond's tired formula of guns , girls and gadgets Bond had more glamour than clamor Bond knock-offs Bond thriller Bond-inspired Bond-inspired ? Certainly . Bond-inspired ? Certainly . Likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise ? Let's hope not . Boomers and their kids will have a Barrie good time . Borg Boring Boring and Boring and meandering Boring and meandering . Boring we Borrows from other movies Borrows from other movies like it in the most ordinary and obvious fashion . Borrows from so many literary and cinematic sources that this future world feels absolutely deja vu Borscht Borstal Boy isn't especially realistic Borstal Boy represents the worst kind of filmmaking , the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy . Both Garcia and Jagger turn in perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters , who are alternately touching and funny . Both Grant and Hoult carry the movie because they are believable as people -- flawed , assured of the wrong things , and scared to admit how much they may really need the company of others . Both a beautifully Both a beautifully made nature film and a tribute to a woman whose passion for this region and its inhabitants still shines in her quiet blue eyes . Both a detective story and a romance spiced with the intrigue of academic skullduggery and politics . Both a grand tour through 300 hundred years of Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement Both a grand tour through 300 hundred years of Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement . Both a successful adaptation and an enjoyable film in its own right Both a successful adaptation and an enjoyable film in its own right . Both an admirable reconstruction of terrible events , and a fitting Both an admirable reconstruction of terrible events , and a fitting memorial to the dead of that day , and of the thousands thereafter . Both damning and damned compelling . Both deeply weird and charmingly Both deeply weird and charmingly dear Both deserve better . Both exuberantly Both exuberantly romantic and serenely Both exuberantly romantic and serenely melancholy , What Time Is It There ? Both exuberantly romantic and serenely melancholy , What Time Is It There ? may prove to be ( Tsai's ) masterpiece . Both flawed and delayed Both heartbreaking Both heartbreaking and Both heartbreaking and heartwarming Both heartbreaking and heartwarming ... Both heartbreaking and heartwarming ... just a simple fable done in an artless sytle , but it's tremendously moving Both heartbreaking and heartwarming ... just a simple fable done in an artless sytle , but it's tremendously moving . Both lead performances are Oscar-size . Both lead performances are Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie Both lead performances are Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , Both lead performances are Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , and Both lead performances are Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , and Moore wonderfully underplays the long-suffering heroine with an unflappable '50s dignity somewhere between Jane Wyman and June Cleaver Both lead performances are Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , and Moore wonderfully underplays the long-suffering heroine with an unflappable '50s dignity somewhere between Jane Wyman and June Cleaver . Both shrill and soporific , and because everything Both shrill and soporific , and because everything is repeated five or six times Both shrill and soporific , and because everything is repeated five or six times , it can seem tiresomely simpleminded . Both stars manage to be funny Both stars manage to be funny , Both stars manage to be funny , but Both the crime story and the love story Bottom-rung Bottom-rung New Jack City Bottom-rung New Jack City wannabe . Bound to appeal to women looking for a howlingly trashy time Bound to appeal to women looking for a howlingly trashy time . Bouquet gives a performance that is masterly . Bourne , Jason Bourne . He can scale a building Bourne , Jason Bourne . He can scale a building like a super hero , he can out-stealth any agent , he'll get the girl . He's Super Spy ! Bowling for Columbine '' remains a disquieting and thought-provoking film ... Bowling for Columbine is at its most valuable Boy , has this franchise ever run out of gas . Boy voice Boyd's screenplay ( co-written with Guardian hack Nick Davies ) has a florid turn of phrase that owes more to Guy Ritchie than the Bard of Avon . Boyd weighs it down with too many characters and events , all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of Boys ' Brady Brainless Brainless , Brainless , but Brainless , but enjoyably over-the-top , Brainless , but enjoyably over-the-top , the retro gang melodrama Brainless , but enjoyably over-the-top , the retro gang melodrama , Deuces Wild represents Brainless , but enjoyably over-the-top , the retro gang melodrama , Deuces Wild represents fifties teen-gang machismo in a way that borders on rough-trade homo-eroticism . Branagh , in his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance Branagh , in his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance , Branagh , in his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance , grounds even the softest moments in the angry revolt of his wit Brash , intelligent Brash , intelligent and Brash , intelligent and erotically perplexing Brash , intelligent and erotically perplexing , Haneke's portrait of an upper class Austrian society and the suppression of its tucked away Brash , intelligent and erotically perplexing , Haneke's portrait of an upper class Austrian society and the suppression of its tucked away demons Brash , intelligent and erotically perplexing , Haneke's portrait of an upper class Austrian society and the suppression of its tucked away demons is uniquely felt with a sardonic jolt . Bravado Kathy Bravado Kathy ! Brave Brave and Brave and sweetly Brave and sweetly rendered love story . Braveheart as well as Bravo's Bravo for history Bravo for history rewritten , and for the uncompromising knowledge that the highest power of all is the power of love . Bray excels Bray is completely at sea ; with nothing but a Savage Garden music video on his resume , he has no clue about making a movie Bray is completely at sea ; with nothing but a Savage Garden music video on his resume , he has no clue about making a movie . Brazil-like , hyper-real satire Bread , My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . Bread , My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . It may even fall into the category of Films You Love to Hate . I admit it Bread , My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . It may even fall into the category of Films You Love to Hate . I admit it , I hate to like it . Break Breen's script is sketchy with actorish notations on the margin of acting . Brian De Palma is utterly mad Brian De Palma is utterly mad : cinema mad , set-piece mad , style mad . It's a beautiful madness Brian De Palma is utterly mad : cinema mad , set-piece mad , style mad . It's a beautiful madness . Brian Tufano's handsome widescreen photography Brian Tufano's handsome widescreen photography and Brian Tufano's handsome widescreen photography and Paul Grabowsky's excellent music Brian Tufano's handsome widescreen photography and Paul Grabowsky's excellent music turn this fairly parochial melodrama into something really rather special . Bright Bright seems alternately amused and disgusted with this material , and he can't help throwing in a few of his own touches Brilliant Brilliant ! Brilliantly Brilliantly written Brilliantly written and Brilliantly written and well-acted Brilliantly written and well-acted , Yellow Asphalt is an uncompromising film . Brims with passion Brims with passion : Brims with passion : for words , for its eccentric , accident-prone characters , and for the crazy things that keep people going in this crazy life Brims with passion : for words , for its eccentric , accident-prone characters , and for the crazy things that keep people going in this crazy life . Bring on the sequel Bring on the sequel . Bring tissues Bring tissues . Brings an irresistible blend of warmth and humor and a consistent embracing humanity in the face of life's harshness Brings an irresistible blend of warmth and humor and a consistent embracing humanity in the face of life's harshness . Brings awareness Brings awareness to an issue Brings awareness to an issue often overlooked Brings awareness to an issue often overlooked -- Brings awareness to an issue often overlooked -- women's depression Brings to a spectacular completion one Brings to a spectacular completion one of the most complex , generous and subversive artworks of the last decade Brings to a spectacular completion one of the most complex , generous and subversive artworks of the last decade . Brings together Brings together some of the biggest names in Japanese anime , with impressive results Brings together some of the biggest names in Japanese anime , with impressive results . Brisk hack Brisk hack job Brisk hack job . British children British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime British comedy British comedy . British stage icon Britney's cutoffs Britney Spears ' phoniness Britney Spears ' phoniness is nothing compared to the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction . Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel Britney Spears is really cute Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . Broadway Broder's screenplay is shallow , offensive and redundant , with pitifully few real laughs . Broken Broomfield's film doesn't capture the effect of these tragic deaths on hip-hop culture Broomfield's style of journalism is hardly journalism at all , Broomfield's style of journalism is hardly journalism at all , and Broomfield's style of journalism is hardly journalism at all , and even those with an avid interest in the subject will grow impatient Broomfield's style of journalism is hardly journalism at all , and even those with an avid interest in the subject will grow impatient . Broomfield dresses it up Broomfield has a rather unique approach to documentary . Broomfield has compelling new material Broomfield has compelling new material but he doesn't unveil it until the end , after endless scenes of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car Broomfield has compelling new material but he doesn't unveil it until the end , after endless scenes of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car . Broomfield is energized by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness Broomfield is energized by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness , Broomfield is energized by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness , and Broomfield is energized by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness , and because of that , his film crackles Broomfield is energized by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness , and because of that , his film crackles . Broomfield reminds us that beneath the hype , the celebrity , the high life , the conspiracies and the mystery there were once a couple of bright young men -- promising , talented , charismatic and tragically doomed . Brosnan's finest non-Bondish performance Brosnan's finest non-Bondish performance yet fails to overcome the film's manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes . Brosnan gives a portrayal as solid and as perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die Another Day . Brosnan is more feral in this film than I've seen him before Brosnan is more feral in this film than I've seen him before and Halle Berry does her best to keep up with him Brosnan is more feral in this film than I've seen him before and Halle Berry does her best to keep up with him . Brown Sugar '' admirably aspires to be more than another '' Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film . Brown Sugar '' admirably aspires to be more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film . Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . Brown Sugar is such a sweet and sexy film Brown Sugar signals director Rick Famuyiwa's emergence as an articulate , grown-up voice in African-American cinema . Brown Sugar turns out to be a sweet and enjoyable fantasy Brown played in American culture as an athlete , a movie star , and an image of black indomitability Bruce Springsteen's Brussels Brutally honest Brutally honest and Brutally honest and told with humor and poignancy Brutally honest and told with humor and poignancy , which makes its message resonate . Bryan Adams , the world's most generic rock star Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality Buckaroo Bui Bui chooses to produce something that is ultimately suspiciously familiar . Build some robots , haul 'em to the theatre with you for the late show , and put on your own Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year Build some robots , haul 'em to the theatre with you for the late show , and put on your own Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year . Building slowly and subtly , the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise Bullock's best work Bullock's complete lack of focus and ability Bullock's memorable first interrogation Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling Bullock and Grant still look ill at ease sharing the same scene . Burdette's collage-form scenario tends to over-romanticize the spiritual desolation of the struggling artiste Burdette's collage-form scenario tends to over-romanticize the spiritual desolation of the struggling artiste . Buries an interesting storyline about morality and the choices we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images Buries an interesting storyline about morality and the choices we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images that it might more accurately be titled Mr. Chips off the Old Block Buries an interesting storyline about morality and the choices we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images that it might more accurately be titled Mr. Chips off the Old Block . Burkinabe filmmaker Dani Kouyate's reworking of a folk story whose roots go back to 7th-century oral traditions is also a pointed political allegory . Burning Burns ' fifth beer-soaked film feels in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off . Burns ' visuals , characters and his punchy dialogue Burns ' visuals , characters and his punchy dialogue , Burns's strongest film Burns's strongest film since The Brothers McMullen Burns gets caught up in the rush of slapstick thoroughfare . Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him Bursting through the constraints of its source , this is one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen . Busy urban comedy is clearly not Zhang's forte Busy urban comedy is clearly not Zhang's forte , his directorial touch is neither light nor magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy . But , like Silence , it's a movie that gets under your skin . But ... in trying to capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances , the film has -- ironically - distanced us from the characters . But Daphne , you're too Buff \ \/ Fred thinks he's tough \ \/ And Velma But I had a lot of problems with this movie . But Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them . But Mr. Polanski creates images even more haunting than those in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic . But Toback's deranged immediacy makes it seem fresh again . But Windtalkers doesn't beat that one , either . But arriving at a particularly dark moment in history , it offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us . But as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care . But believe it or not , it's one of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen . But darned if it doesn't also keep us riveted to our seats . But even then , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes . But even while his characters are acting horribly , he is always sympathetic . But even with the two-wrongs-make-a-right chemistry between Jolie and Burns But fans should have fun meeting But first , you have to give the audience a reason to want to put for that effort But for the most part , The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness . But he somehow pulls it off But here's a movie about it anyway . But how it washed out despite all of that is the project's prime mystery . But if the essence of magic is its make-believe promise of life that soars above the material realm , this is the opposite of a truly magical movie . But in Imax 3-D , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography . But in terms of its style , the movie is in a class by itself But it's ) worth recommending because But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser . But it's also disappointing to a certain degree . But it's defiantly and delightfully against the grain . But it's emotionally engrossing But it's emotionally engrossing , But it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast But it's hard to imagine a more generic effort in the genre . But it's hardly a necessary enterprise . But it's surprisingly harmless . But it's worth the concentration . But it also comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won . But it also has many of the things that made the first one charming . But it could be , by its art and heart , a necessary one . But it does have one saving grace . But it doesn't leave you with much . But it does somehow manage to get you under its spell . But it has an ambition to say something about its subjects , but not a willingness . But it is entertaining on an inferior level . But it wasn't . But it will just as likely make you weep , and it will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker . But it would be better to wait for the video . But its awkward structure keeps breaking the spell But its storytelling prowess and special effects are both listless . But mainstream audiences will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted . But mostly it's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived . But never mind all that ; the boobs are fantasti But no. . But not without cheesy fun factor . But on the whole , you're gonna like this movie . But once the falcon arrives in the skies above Manhattan , the adventure is on red alert . But one thing's for sure : It never comes close to being either funny or scary But one thing's for sure : It never comes close to being either funny or scary . But seriously , folks , it doesn't work . But that's just the problem with it But that's just the problem with it - But that's just the problem with it - the director hasn't added enough of his own ingredients But that they are doing it is thought-provoking . But the 2002 film doesn't really believe in it , and breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes . But the actors make this worth a peek . But the cinematography is cloudy , the picture making becalmed . But the feelings evoked in the film are lukewarm and quick to pass . But the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging But the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging . But the movie's narrative hook is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure . But the movie that doesn't really deliver for country music fans or for family audiences But the nerve-raked acting , the crackle of lines , the impressive stagings of hardware , make for some robust and scary entertainment . But the performances of Pacino , Williams , and Swank keep the viewer wide-awake all the way through . But the power of these ( subjects ) is obscured by the majority of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative . But the problem with Wendigo , for all its effective moments , isn't really one of resources . But the second half of the movie really goes downhill . But the talented cast alone will keep you watching , as will the fight scenes . But then again , I hate myself most mornings . But there's plenty to offend everyone ... But they don't fit well together But they don't fit well together and neither is well told But they don't fit well together and neither is well told . But they fascinate in their recklessness . But they lack their idol's energy and passion for detail . But this is not a movie about an inhuman monster ; it's about a very human one But this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title . But this time , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . But though he only scratches the surface , at least he provides a strong itch to explore more . But ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr. De Niro . But tongue-in-cheek preposterousness has always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference ... But tongue-in-cheek preposterousness has always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference ... But unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie , it isn't much fun . But what's nice is that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script . But what is missing from it all is a moral . But what spectacular sizzle it is ! ... In this incarnation its fizz is infectious . But while the highly predictable narrative falls short , Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold . Butterfingered Buy is an accomplished actress Buy is an accomplished actress , Buy is an accomplished actress , and Buy is an accomplished actress , and this is a big , juicy role Buy is an accomplished actress , and this is a big , juicy role . Buy popcorn . Take nothing seriously and enjoy the ride . By Numbers is like a couple of mediocre TV-movie By The Sea would slip under the waves . By and large this is Mr . Kilmer's movie By and large this is Mr . Kilmer's movie , By and large this is Mr . Kilmer's movie , and it's his strongest performance since The Doors By and large this is Mr . Kilmer's movie , and it's his strongest performance since The Doors . By and large this is Mr. Kilmer's movie , and it's his strongest performance since The Doors By and large this is Mr. Kilmer's movie , and it's his strongest performance since The Doors . By applying definition to both sides of the man , the picture realizes a fullness that does not negate the subject . By candidly detailing the politics involved in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music By candidly detailing the politics involved in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music , ( Jones ) calls our attention to the inherent conflict between commerce and creativity . By halfway through this picture I was beginning to hate it , and , of course By halfway through this picture I was beginning to hate it , and , of course , feeling guilty for it ... Then , miracle of miracles , the movie does a flip-flop . By its modest , straight-ahead standards , Undisputed scores a direct hit . By no means a great movie , but it is a refreshingly forthright one . By no means a slam-dunk and sure to ultimately disappoint the action fans who will be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act By no means a slam-dunk and sure to ultimately disappoint the action fans who will be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act , it still comes off as a touching , transcendent love story . By not averting his eyes , Solondz forces us to consider the unthinkable , the unacceptable , the unmentionable . By surrounding us with hyper-artificiality By surrounding us with hyper-artificiality , Haynes makes us see familiar issues , like racism and homophobia , in a fresh way . By taking Entertainment Tonight subject matter and giving it humor and poignancy By that measure , it is a failure By that measure , it is a failure . By the end , you just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . Just bring on the Battle Bots , please ! By the end of it all I sort of loved the people onscreen , even though I could not stand them . By the end of the movie , you're definitely convinced that these women are spectacular . By the end you can't help but feel ` stoked . ' By the final whistle you're convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic . By the miserable standards to which the slasher genre has sunk By the miserable standards to which the slasher genre has sunk , By the miserable standards to which the slasher genre has sunk , ... actually pretty good . Of course , by more objective measurements it's still quite bad . By the standards of knucklehead swill By the standards of knucklehead swill , The Hot Chick is pretty damned funny . By the time it ends in a rush of sequins , flashbulbs , blaring brass and back-stabbing babes By the time the plot grinds itself out in increasingly incoherent fashion By the time the plot grinds itself out in increasingly incoherent fashion , you might be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around . By the time the surprise ending is revealed , interest can not be revived . By the time we learn that Andrew's Turnabout Is Fair Play is every bit as awful as Borchardt's Coven By the time you reach the finale , you're likely wondering why you've been watching all this strutting and posturing . By turns fanciful , grisly and engagingly quixotic . By turns gripping , amusing , tender and heart-wrenching By turns gripping , amusing , tender and heart-wrenching , Laissez-passer has all the earmarks of French cinema at its best . By turns numbingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy . By turns pretentious , fascinating , ludicrous , provocative and vainglorious . By turns touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and , yes , even sexy By turns touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and , yes , even sexy , Never Again is a welcome and heartwarming addition to the romantic comedy genre . By turns very dark and very funny By turns very dark and very funny . By-the-numbers yarn . Byler is too savvy a filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle . Byler is too savvy a filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle . Instead Byler is too savvy a filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle . Instead , he focuses on the anguish that can develop when one mulls leaving the familiar to traverse uncharted ground . Byler reveals his characters in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us Byler reveals his characters in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us , Byler reveals his characters in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us , and Byler reveals his characters in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us , and he never reduces the situation to simple melodrama Byler reveals the ways in which a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth . Byron and Luther Béart and Berling are both superb , while Huppert ... is magnificent . C . H . O . Cho proves she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy . C.H.O. Cho proves she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy . CGI animation CGI effects CQ's reflection of artists and the love of cinema-and-self Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch Can't get enough of libidinous young city dwellers Can't get enough of libidinous young city dwellers ? Try this obscenely bad dark comedy , so crass that it makes Edward Burns ' Sidewalks of New York look like Oscar Wilde . Can't kick about the assembled talent and the Russos show genuine promise as comic filmmakers . Still , this thing feels flimsy and ephemeral . Can't seem to get anywhere near the story's center Cacoyannis ' vision is far less mature , interpreting the play as a call for pity and sympathy for anachronistic phantasms haunting the imagined glory of their own pasts . Caddyshack Cage's best acting Cage makes an unusual but pleasantly haunting debut behind the camera . Cage manages a degree of casual realism Cagney's ` top of the world ' Cagney's ` top of the world ' has been replaced by the bottom of the barrel Caine makes us watch as his character awakens to the notion that to be human is eventually to have to choose . Cal is an unpleasantly shallow and immature character with whom to spend 110 claustrophobic minutes . Call it magic Call it magic realism or surrealism , but Miss Wonton floats beyond reality with a certain degree of wit and dignity . Call me a cold-hearted curmudgeon for not being able to enjoy a mindless action movie Call me a cold-hearted curmudgeon for not being able to enjoy a mindless action movie , but I believe a movie can be mindless without being the peak of all things insipid . Call me a cynic , Call me a cynic , but there's something awfully deadly about any movie with a life-affirming message . Call me a wimp Call this The Full Monty on ice , Calling this movie brainless Calling this movie brainless would be paying it a compliment Calling this movie brainless would be paying it a compliment : it's more like entertainment for trolls Calvin Jr .'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side Calvin Jr.'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side Campanella's competent direction Campanella's competent direction and Campanella's competent direction and his excellent cast Campanella's competent direction and his excellent cast overcome the obstacles of a predictable outcome and a screenplay that glosses over Rafael's evolution . Campanella gets the tone just right -- funny in the middle of sad in the middle of hopeful . Campbell Scott finds the ideal outlet for his flick-knife diction in the role of Roger Swanson . Campbell Scott gives a star performance that is nothing short of mesmerizing Can I admit XXX is as deep as a Petri dish and as well-characterized as a telephone book but still say it was a guilty pleasure ? Can be classified as one of those ` alternate reality ' movies ... except that it would have worked so much better dealing in only one reality Can be classified as one of those ` alternate reality ' movies ... except that it would have worked so much better dealing in only one reality . Can be viewed as pure composition and form -- Can be viewed as pure composition and form -- film as music Can you bear the laughter ? Canada Canada's arctic light Canada's arctic light shines bright on this frozen tundra soap opera that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people . Canadian filmmaker Gary Burns ' inventive and mordantly humorous Canadian filmmaker Gary Burns ' inventive and mordantly humorous take on the soullessness of work in the city . Candid Candid Camera on methamphetamines Candid and comfortable Cannon's confidence Cannon's confidence and Cannon's confidence and laid-back good spirits Cannon's confidence and laid-back good spirits are , with the drumming routines , among the film's saving graces . Cantet beautifully illuminates what it means sometimes to be inside looking out , and at other times outside looking in . Capra and Cooper are rolling over in their graves Captivates Captivates and Captivates and shows Captivates and shows how a skillful filmmaker can impart a message without bludgeoning the audience over the head . Captivates as it Captivates as it shows excess in business and pleasure , allowing us to find the small , human moments , and leaving off with a grand whimper . Captures all the longing , anguish and ache , the confusing sexual messages and the wish Captures all the longing , anguish and ache , the confusing sexual messages and the wish to be a part of that elusive adult world Captures all the longing , anguish and ache , the confusing sexual messages and the wish to be a part of that elusive adult world . Captures the raw comic energy of one Captures the raw comic energy of one of our most flamboyant female comics Captures the raw comic energy of one of our most flamboyant female comics . Care Care deftly captures the wonder and menace of growing up Care deftly captures the wonder and menace of growing up , Care deftly captures the wonder and menace of growing up , but Care deftly captures the wonder and menace of growing up , but he never really embraces the joy of Fuhrman's destructive escapism or the grace-in-rebellion found by his characters Carion's debut feature but his script and direction hums with a confidence Carion's debut feature but his script and direction hums with a confidence that many spend entire careers trying to reach Carl Carlos Carmen '' which is best for the stunning star Carmen ( Vega ) and Carmichael Carrera Carrying Carrying off a spot-on Scottish burr Carrying off a spot-on Scottish burr , Duvall ( also a producer ) peels layers from this character that may well not have existed on paper . Carrying this wafer-thin movie Carrying this wafer-thin movie on his nimble shoulders Carrying this wafer-thin movie on his nimble shoulders , Chan wades through putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master . ' Caruso's self-conscious debut is also eminently forgettable . Caruso sometimes descends into sub-Tarantino cuteness ... but for the most part he makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should , keeping it tight and nasty Caruso sometimes descends into sub-Tarantino cuteness ... but for the most part he makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should , keeping it tight and nasty . Caruso takes an atypically hypnotic approach to a world that's often handled in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion Carvey's ) characters are both overplayed and exaggerated Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry rises above the level of embarrassment Carvey's considerable talents Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it Carvey's glory days Carvey's rubber-face routine is no match for the insipid script he has crafted with Harris Goldberg . Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly Casey Kasem-furnished voice Cassavetes thinks he's making Dog Day Afternoon with a cause , but all he's done is to reduce everything he touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon Cassavetes thinks he's making Dog Day Afternoon with a cause , but all he's done is to reduce everything he touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon . Castro Catch Me '' feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark . Catch Me If You Can isn't badly made Catch it ... if you can Catch it ... if you can ! Catholic doctrine Caton-Jones Cattaneo reworks the formula that made The Full Monty a smashing success ... but neglects to add the magic that made it all work . Caviezel embodies the transformation of his character completely . Caviezel into a movie star Cedar's Cedar somewhat defuses this provocative theme by submerging it in a hoary love triangle . Celebrated Celebrated at Sundance Celebrity cameos do not automatically equal laughs Celebrity cameos do not automatically equal laughs . Celebrity cameos do not automatically equal laughs . And neither do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are Certain to be distasteful to children and adults alike Certain to be distasteful to children and adults alike , Eight Crazy Nights is a total misfire . Certainly Certainly beautiful Certainly not a good movie , but it wasn't horrible either . Certainly the big finish wasn't something Certainly the big finish wasn't something Galinsky and Hawley could have planned for ... but part of being a good documentarian is being there when the rope snaps . Certainly the performances are worthwhile . Chabrol's best Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries Chai's structure and pacing are disconcertingly slack . Chaiken's ) talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu Chaiken ably balances real-time rhythms with propulsive incident . Chalk it up as the worst kind of hubristic folly . Chalk it up to my adoration Chalk it up to my adoration for both De Niro and Murphy Chalk it up to my adoration for both De Niro and Murphy , Chalk it up to my adoration for both De Niro and Murphy , but Chalk it up to my adoration for both De Niro and Murphy , but I had a pretty good time with this movie - despite its myriad flaws Challenging Challenging , Challenging , intermittently engrossing Challenging , intermittently engrossing and Challenging , intermittently engrossing and unflaggingly creative Challenging , intermittently engrossing and unflaggingly creative . But it's too long and too convoluted and Chamber of Secrets Chamber of Secrets will find millions of eager fans . Chamber of Secrets will find millions of eager fans . But if the essence of magic is its make-believe promise of life that soars above the material realm , this is the opposite of a truly magical movie Chan's US influence is starting to show in his Hong Kong films Chan's action sequences Chan's action sequences boring Chan's stunts are limited and so embellished by editing that there's really not much of a sense of action or even action-comedy . Chan's uniqueness Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring Chan has done in the United States Chan like a $ 99 bargain-basement special Chan wades through putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master . ' Changing Lanes is also a film of freshness , imagination and insight . Changing Lanes is an anomaly for a Hollywood movie ; it's a well-written and occasionally challenging social drama that actually has something interesting to say Changing Lanes is an anomaly for a Hollywood movie ; it's a well-written and occasionally challenging social drama that actually has something interesting to say . Changing Lanes tries for more . Changing Lanes tries for more . It doesn't reach them , but the effort is gratefully received . Channel 5 grade trash Chao was Chen Kaige's assistant for years in China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about . Chaotic Chaplin and Kidman , who are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns Characterisation has been sacrificed for the sake of spectacle . Charles ' entertaining film Charlie Hunnam has the twinkling eyes , repressed smile and determined face needed to carry out a Dickensian hero . Charlotte Sometimes Charlotte Sometimes is a brilliant movie . Charlotte Sometimes is a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity . Charlotte Sometimes is a gem . Charlotte Sometimes is a gem . It's always enthralling . Charly comes off as emotionally manipulative and sadly imitative of innumerable past Love Story derisions . Charming Charming , Charming and Charming and funny ( but ultimately silly ) movie Charming and witty Charming and witty , it's also somewhat clumsy . Cheap , Cheap , vulgar dialogue and a plot that crawls along at a snail's pace Cheap , vulgar dialogue and a plot that crawls along at a snail's pace . Check your brain and your secret agent decoder ring at the door because you don't want to think too much about what's going on Check your brain and your secret agent decoder ring at the door because you don't want to think too much about what's going on . Chelsea Hotel Chelsea Walls deserves a medal Chelsea Walls deserves a medal . Chelsea Walls is a case of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe . Chen Kaige's assistant for years in China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about Chen films the resolutely downbeat Smokers Only with every indulgent , indie trick in the book Chen films the resolutely downbeat Smokers Only with every indulgent , indie trick in the book . Cherish Cherish ' Cherish '' certainly Cherish '' certainly isn't dull Cherish '' certainly isn't dull . Cherish is a dud -- a romantic comedy that's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny . Cherish would've worked a lot better had it been a short film . Cherry Orchard is badly edited , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story . ' Chicago make the transition from stage to screen with considerable appeal intact Chicago offers much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes , hoofing and crooning with the best of them . Children , Christian or otherwise , deserve to hear the full story of Jonah's despair -- in all its agonizing , Catch-22 glory -- even if they spend years trying to comprehend it . Children and adults enamored of all things Pokemon Children and adults enamored of all things Pokemon won't be disappointed . Children may not understand everything that happens -- I'm not sure even Miyazaki himself does -- but they will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly delighted Children of the Century , though well dressed and well made , Children of the Century ... takes Kurys ' career to a whole new level . Children of the Century is more mindless love than mad , more grating and boring than anything else Chilling Chilling , well-acted , and finely directed Chilling , well-acted , and finely directed : Chilling , well-acted , and finely directed : David Jacobson's Dahmer Chilling but uncommercial Chilling in its objective portrait of dreary , lost twenty-first century America . Chin's film serves up with style and empathy China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy Chinese society or the price one pays for being dishonest . Cho's face is ) an amazing slapstick instrument , creating a scrapbook of living mug shots . Cho's fans are sure to be entertained Cho's fans are sure to be entertained ; Cho's fearless in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . Her delivery and timing are flawless . Cho's latest comic set Cho's latest comic set isn't as sharp or as fresh as I'm the One That I Want Cho's latest comic set isn't as sharp or as fresh as I'm the One That I Want ... Cho's latest comic set isn't as sharp or as fresh as I'm the One That I Want ... but Cho's latest comic set isn't as sharp or as fresh as I'm the One That I Want ... but it's still damn funny stuff Cho's latest comic set isn't as sharp or as fresh as I'm the One That I Want ... but it's still damn funny stuff . Cho's previous concert comedy film Cho's timing is priceless . Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin Cho continues her exploration of the outer limits of raunch with considerable brio . Chokes on its own depiction Chokes on its own depiction of upper-crust decorum Choose your reaction : A . ) Choose your reaction : A. ) That sure is funny ! Choppy , overlong documentary about ` The Lifestyle . ' Choppy editing Choppy editing and Choppy editing and too many repetitive Choppy editing and too many repetitive scenes Chouraqui brings documentary-like credibility to the horrors of the killing field and the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing . ' Chouraqui no doubt intended the film to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror Chris Chris Columbus ' sequel is faster , livelier and a good deal funnier than his original . Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some Univac-like script machine Christ Christian Christian Bale's charisma make up for a derivative plot Christian Right propaganda machine Christian love Christian parents Christian-themed fun Christians sensitive to a reductionist view of their Lord as a luv-spreading Dr. Feelgood or omnipotent slacker Christmas card Christmas perennial Christmas spirit Christmas-tree flocking in a spray can is to actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists Christopher and Grace are little more than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell . Cinderella Cineasts will revel in those visual in-jokes , as in the film's verbal pokes at everything from the likes of Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein's bluff personal style to the stylistic rigors of Denmark's Dogma movement . Cinema Paradiso stands as one of the great films about movie love . Cinema Paradiso will find the new scenes interesting Cinema Paradiso will find the new scenes interesting , Cinema Paradiso will find the new scenes interesting , but Cinematic poetry Cinematic poetry showcases Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm before machines change nearly everything . Cinematic poo . Cinematic pratfalls Cinematic pratfalls given a working over . The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back . Cinematic pyrotechnics aside , the only thing Avary seems to care about are mean giggles and pulchritude . Cinematic pyrotechnics aside , the only thing Avary seems to care about are mean giggles and pulchritude . It makes sense that he went back to school to check out the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time . Circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story . City By The Sea would slip under the waves . City by the Sea is a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for . City by the Sea is a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for . But City by the Sea is a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for . But how it washed out despite all of that is the project's prime mystery City by the Sea is a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for . But how it washed out despite all of that is the project's prime mystery . City by the Sea is the cinematic equivalent of defensive driving : City by the Sea is the cinematic equivalent of defensive driving : It's careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes . But what saves lives on the freeway does not necessarily make for persuasive viewing . City by the Sea swings from one City by the Sea swings from one approach to the other , but in the end , it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast City by the Sea swings from one approach to the other , but in the end , it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast . Claims to sort the bad guys from the good , which is its essential problem . Claire is a terrific role for someone like Judd , who really ought to be playing villains . Clare Peploe's airless movie adaptation Clare Peploe's airless movie adaptation could use a little American Pie-like irreverence . Clarke-Williams's Claude Claude Chabrol's camera has a way of gently swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements . Claude Chabrol has here a thriller without thrills Claude Chabrol has here a thriller without thrills , Claude Chabrol has here a thriller without thrills , but Clayburgh and Tambor are charming performers Clayburgh and Tambor are charming performers ; Clean and Cleaver Cletis Tout is a winning comedy that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone . Cletis Tout might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience . Cletis Tout never becomes the clever crime comedy it thinks it is Cletis is playful but highly studied and dependent for its success on a patient viewer . Clever Clever , Clever , brutal and strangely soulful movie Clever and Clever and unflinching Clever and unflinching in its comic barbs Clever and unflinching in its comic barbs , Slap Her is a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up . Cliches Cliffhanger CliffsNotes Clint Eastwood's Blood Work is a lot like a well-made PB & J sandwich : familiar , fairly uneventful and boasting no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same . Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style finally has failed him Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style finally has failed him . Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style finally has failed him . Big time Clint Eastwood in the lazy Bloodwork Cloaks a familiar anti-feminist equation ( career - kids = misery ) in tiresome romantic-comedy duds . Clockstoppers if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes Clockstoppers if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . Clockstoppers is a lively and enjoyable adventure for all ages at any time . Clockstoppers is one of those crazy , mixed-up films that doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up . Clockstoppers will fulfill your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler , while happily killing 94 minutes . Clooney's ) debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined Clooney's a good director . Clooney directs this film always keeping the balance between the fantastic and the believable ... Clooney fans or adventure buffs Clooney might have better luck next time Close enough in spirit to its freewheeling trash-cinema roots to be a breath of fresh air Close enough in spirit to its freewheeling trash-cinema roots to be a breath of fresh air . Clueless Clueless Does South Fork Clumsy Clumsy , obvious , preposterous , the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . Co-writer\/director Jonathan Parker's attempts to fashion a Brazil-like , hyper-real satire fall dreadfully short . Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children's stockings Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children's stockings . Coarse , cliched and clunky Coarse , cliched and clunky , this trifling romantic comedy in which opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it squanders the charms of stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock . Coen Brothers Cold Cold , Sterile And Lacking Cold , Sterile And Lacking Any Color Or Warmth Cold , Sterile And Lacking Any Color Or Warmth . Cold , nervy and memorable Cold , nervy and memorable . Cold , pretentious Cold , pretentious , Cold , pretentious , thoroughly dislikable study in sociopathy . Cold Turkey Colin Hanks is in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee . Collapses Collapses after 30 minutes into a slap-happy series Collapses after 30 minutes into a slap-happy series of adolescent violence Collapses after 30 minutes into a slap-happy series of adolescent violence . Collapses under its own meager weight Collapses under its own meager weight . Collateral Collateral Damage is , despite its alleged provocation post-9 \ \/ 11 , an antique , in the end . As are its star , its attitude and its obliviousness . Collateral Damage is trash Collateral Damage is trash , Collateral Damage is trash , but Collateral Damage is trash , but it earns extra points by acting as if it weren't . Collateral Damage offers formula payback and the Big Payoff Collateral Damage offers formula payback and the Big Payoff , but the explosions tend to simply hit their marks , pyro-correctly Collateral Damage paints an absurdly simplistic picture . Collateral Damage seem like thoughtful treatises Collateral Damage would have been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie . Colorful Colorful , energetic and sweetly whimsical Colorful , energetic and sweetly whimsical ... Colorful , energetic and sweetly whimsical ... the rare sequel that's better than its predecessor Colorful , energetic and sweetly whimsical ... the rare sequel that's better than its predecessor . Colorful and deceptively buoyant Colorful and deceptively buoyant until it suddenly pulls the rug out from under you Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie Combine the paranoid claustrophobia of a submarine movie with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural -- why didn't Hollywood think of this sooner ? Combines a comically dismal social realism with a farcically bawdy fantasy of redemption and regeneration . Combines improbable melodrama ( gored bullfighters , comatose ballerinas ) with subtly kinky bedside vigils and sensational denouements , and yet at the end Combines improbable melodrama ( gored bullfighters , comatose ballerinas ) with subtly kinky bedside vigils and sensational denouements , and yet at the end , we are undeniably touched . Combines sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics , and genuine heart Combines sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics , and genuine heart to create a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* , but also about dealing with regret and , ultimately , finding redemption Combines sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics , and genuine heart to create a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* , but also about dealing with regret and , ultimately , finding redemption . Combining quick-cut editing and a blaring heavy metal much of the time Comedian ' Comedian , like its subjects , delivers the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride . Comedian runs out of steam after a half hour . Comes across as a fairly weak retooling Comes across as a fairly weak retooling . Comes across as a relic from a bygone era , and its convolutions ... feel silly rather than plausible Comes across as a relic from a bygone era , and its convolutions ... feel silly rather than plausible . Comes off as a long Comes off as a long , laborious whine , the bellyaching of a paranoid and unlikable man . Comes off like a bad imitation of the Bard Comes off like a bad imitation of the Bard . Comes off more like a misdemeanor , a flat , unconvincing drama that never catches fire Comes off more like a misdemeanor , a flat , unconvincing drama that never catches fire . Comic Book Guy on '' The Simpsons '' Company-style laugh track Compared to his series of spectacular belly flops both on and off the screen Compared to his series of spectacular belly flops both on and off the screen , RunTelDat is something of a triumph . Compassionately explores the seemingly irreconcilable situation between conservative Christian parents and their estranged gay and lesbian children . Compelling Compelling as it is exotic Compelling revenge thriller Compellingly Compellingly watchable . Competently Competently directed but terminally cute drama . Complete lack Completely awful Completely awful Iranian drama Completely awful Iranian drama ... Completely awful Iranian drama ... as much fun as a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque Completely awful Iranian drama ... as much fun as a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque . Completely creatively stillborn Completely creatively stillborn and Completely creatively stillborn and executed in a manner that I'm not sure Completely creatively stillborn and executed in a manner that I'm not sure could be a single iota worse ... a soulless hunk of exploitative garbage . Complex Complex , affecting Complex , affecting and Complex , affecting and uniquely Complex , affecting and uniquely Almodóvar Complex , affecting and uniquely Almodóvar , the film evokes strong emotions and pushes viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong . Complex , sinuously plotted and , somehow , off-puttingly cold . Compulsively watchable Compulsively watchable , no matter how degraded things get . Conceptually brilliant Conceptually brilliant ... Plays like a living-room War Of The Worlds , gaining most of its unsettling force from the suggested and the unknown . Conduct in a low , smoky and inviting sizzle Confessions isn't always coherent Confessions isn't always coherent , Confessions isn't always coherent , but it's sharply comic and surprisingly touching , so hold the gong Confessions isn't always coherent , but it's sharply comic and surprisingly touching , so hold the gong . Confessions is without a doubt a memorable directorial debut from King Hunk . Confessions may not be a straightforward bio Confessions may not be a straightforward bio , nor does it offer much in the way of Barris ' motivations , but the film is an oddly fascinating depiction of an architect of pop culture Confessions may not be a straightforward bio , nor does it offer much in the way of Barris ' motivations , but the film is an oddly fascinating depiction of an architect of pop culture . Confirms Confirms the nagging suspicion that Ethan Hawke would be even worse behind the camera than he is in front of it Conforms itself with creating a game of ` who's who ' ... where the characters ' moves are often more predictable than their consequences . Confounding Confounding because it solemnly advances a daringly preposterous thesis Confounding because it solemnly advances a daringly preposterous thesis . Acting can not be acted . Confuses its message Confuses its message with an ultimate desire Confuses its message with an ultimate desire to please Confuses its message with an ultimate desire to please , and Confuses its message with an ultimate desire to please , and contorting itself into an idea of expectation Confuses its message with an ultimate desire to please , and contorting itself into an idea of expectation is the last thing any of these three actresses , nor their characters , deserve . Confusion is one of my least favourite emotions , especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it . Congrats Disney Congrats Disney on a job Congrats Disney on a job well done Congrats Disney on a job well done , I enjoyed it just as much ! Connoisseurs of Chinese film will be pleased to discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus . Conrad L . Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year Conrad L . Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- Conrad L. Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year Conrad L. Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- Consider it ` perfection Consider it ` perfection . Consider it ` perfection . ' Consider the film a celluloid litmus test for the intellectual and emotional pedigree of your date and a giant step backward for a director I admire Consider the film a celluloid litmus test for the intellectual and emotional pedigree of your date and a giant step backward for a director I admire . Consider the title's clunk-on-the-head that suggests the overtime someone put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept Consider this review life-affirming Considering the harsh locations and demanding stunts , this must have been a difficult shoot , but the movie proves rough going for the audience as well Consistently clever and suspenseful Consistently clever and suspenseful . Constantly slips from the grasp of its maker . Constantly touching Constantly touching , Constantly touching , surprisingly funny Constantly touching , surprisingly funny , Constantly touching , surprisingly funny , semi-surrealist exploration of the creative act . Consummate actor Barry has done excellent work here . Contains a few big laughs but many more that graze the funny bone Contains a few big laughs but many more that graze the funny bone or miss it altogether , in part because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin Contains a few big laughs but many more that graze the funny bone or miss it altogether , in part because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin . Contains all the substance of a Twinkie -- easy to swallow , but scarcely nourishing Contains all the substance of a Twinkie -- easy to swallow , but scarcely nourishing . Contains the humor , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence of a bad sitcom Contains the humor , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence of a bad sitcom . Contando com uma premissa curiosa , o filme mergulha o espectador em um clima de forte suspense , culminando em um desfecho que certamente fica na memória . Contempt Content merely Content merely to lionize its title character and exploit his anger - Content merely to lionize its title character and exploit his anger - all for easy sanctimony , formulaic thrills and a ham-fisted sermon on the need for national health insurance . Continually challenges perceptions of guilt and innocence , of good guys and bad , and asks us whether a noble end can justify evil means . Contradicts Contradicts everything Contradicts everything we've come to expect from movies nowadays . Contradicts everything we've come to expect from movies nowadays . Instead of simply handling conventional material in a conventional way , Secretary takes the most unexpected material and handles it in the most unexpected way . Contrived Contrived , awkward Contrived , awkward and Contrived , awkward and filled with unintended laughs Contrived , awkward and filled with unintended laughs , the film shows signs that someone other than the director got into the editing room and tried to improve things by making the movie go faster . Contrived , maudlin and cliche-ridden Contrived , maudlin and cliche-ridden ... if this sappy script was the best the contest received , those rejected must have been astronomically bad . Contrived as this may sound Contrived as this may sound , Mr . Rose's updating works surprisingly well . Contrived as this may sound , Mr. Rose's updating works surprisingly well . Contrived pastiche of caper clichés . Control-Alt-Delete Control-Alt-Delete Simone Control-Alt-Delete Simone as quickly Control-Alt-Delete Simone as quickly as possible Conversations About One Thing '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling Conversations About One Thing '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling . Cool Cool . Cool ? This movie is a snow emergency . Cool gadgets and creatures Cool gadgets and creatures keep this fresh . Cool gadgets and creatures keep this fresh . Not as good as the original , Cool gadgets and creatures keep this fresh . Not as good as the original , but Cool gadgets and creatures keep this fresh . Not as good as the original , but what is Cool gadgets and creatures keep this fresh . Not as good as the original , but what is ... Coppola's directorial debut is an incredibly layered and stylistic film that , despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema . Coppola , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker Coppola , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . It must be in the genes Coppola has made a film of intoxicating atmosphere and little else . Coral Reef Adventure is a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs Coral Reef Adventure is a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs -- Coral Reef Adventure is a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs -- and Coral Reef Adventure is a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs -- and it lets the pictures do the punching Coral Reef Adventure is a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs -- and it lets the pictures do the punching . Corcuera's attention to detail Corcuera manages to find the seeds of hope in the form of collective action Corny Corny , schmaltzy and predictable Corny , schmaltzy and predictable , Costner's Costner's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops Costner's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops , Costner's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops , and Costner's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops , and some of the more overtly silly dialogue would sink Laurence Olivier Costner's warm-milk persona is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops , and some of the more overtly silly dialogue would sink Laurence Olivier . Coughs Coughs and sputters Coughs and sputters on its own postmodern conceit Could I have been more geeked when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format Could I have been more geeked when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format ? Could I have been more geeked when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format ? In a word : No . Could The Country Bears really be as bad as its trailers Could The Country Bears really be as bad as its trailers ? In a word -- yes Could The Country Bears really be as bad as its trailers ? In a word -- yes . Could as easily have been called ` Under Siege 3 : In Alcatraz ' ... a cinematic corpse that never springs to life Could as easily have been called ` Under Siege 3 : In Alcatraz ' ... a cinematic corpse that never springs to life . Could have been crisper and punchier Could have been crisper and punchier , Could have been crisper and punchier , but Could have been crisper and punchier , but it's likely to please audiences who like movies that demand four hankies Could have been crisper and punchier , but it's likely to please audiences who like movies that demand four hankies . Couldn't someone take Rob Schneider and have him switch bodies with a funny person Couldn't someone take Rob Schneider and have him switch bodies with a funny person ? Could the whole plan here have been to produce something that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison Could the whole plan here have been to produce something that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison ? That's the only sane rationale I can think of for Swimfan's existence . Could this be the first major studio production shot on video tape instead of film ? Could use a little more humanity Could use a little more humanity , Could use a little more humanity , but Could use a little more humanity , but it never lacks in eye-popping visuals Could use a little more humanity , but it never lacks in eye-popping visuals . Count on his movie to work at the back of your neck long after you leave the theater Country Coupling disgracefully written dialogue Coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements Coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting Coupling disgracefully written dialogue with flailing bodily movements that substitute for acting , Circuit is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story . Course Cox's work Cox creates a fluid and mesmerizing sequence of images to match the words of Nijinsky's diaries . Cox is far more concerned with aggrandizing madness , not the man , Cox is far more concerned with aggrandizing madness , not the man , and Cox is far more concerned with aggrandizing madness , not the man , and the results might drive you crazy Cox offers plenty of glimpses at existing photos , Cox offers plenty of glimpses at existing photos , but there are no movies of Nijinsky , so instead the director treats us to an aimless hodgepodge Cox offers plenty of glimpses at existing photos , but there are no movies of Nijinsky , so instead the director treats us to an aimless hodgepodge . Coy but exhilarating Coy but exhilarating , with really solid performances by Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes . Crackerjack Crackerjack entertainment -- Crackerjack entertainment -- nonstop romance , music , suspense and action Craig Bartlett and director Tuck Tucker should be commended for illustrating the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters . Crammed with incident , and bristles with passion and energy Crammed with incident , and bristles with passion and energy . Crane's decline Crane's decline with unblinking candor Cranky Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this Craven endorses They simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison Crazy as Hell doesn't even have a great ending Crazy as Hell marks an encouraging new direction for La Salle . Credibility Credibility levels are low Credibility levels are low and Credibility levels are low and character development a non-starter Credit director Ramsay Credit director Ramsay for taking the sometimes improbable story and making it Credit director Ramsay for taking the sometimes improbable story and making it feel realistic . Credit must be given to Harland Williams , Michael Rosenbaum and Barry Watson Creepy but ultimately Creepy but ultimately unsatisfying Cremaster 3 '' should come with the warning `` For serious film buffs only ! '' Cremaster 3 is at once a tough pill to swallow and a minor miracle of self-expression . Crikey Crikey indeed Criminal Criminal conspiracies and true romances move so easily across racial and cultural lines in the film that it makes My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like an apartheid drama . Critical Critics need a good laugh , too , Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best Crocodile Hunter has the hurried , badly cobbled look of the 1959 Godzilla , which combined scenes of a Japanese monster flick with canned shots of Raymond Burr commenting on the monster's path of destruction . Crossroads comes up shorter than Britney's cutoffs . Crossroads feels like a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama . Crossroads is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album Croze to give herself over completely to the tormented persona of Bibi Crudup's anchoring performance Crudup's screen presence Crudup's screen presence is the one thing that holds interest in the midst of a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families . Cruel Cruel and Cruel and inhuman cinematic punishment Cruel and inhuman cinematic punishment ... simultaneously degrades its characters , its stars and its audience . Crummy Crummy . Crush could be the worst film a man has made about women since Valley of the Dolls . Crush is so warm and fuzzy you might be able to forgive its mean-spirited second half . Cry , Deliverance , and Cry havoc Cry havoc and Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of cheese , indeed Crystal and De Niro ) Crystal and De Niro share little screen time and even less chemistry . Cuaron repeatedly Cuaron repeatedly , perversely undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates it , giving the movie a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective . Cuba Gooding Jr . Cuba Gooding Jr . valiantly mugs his way through Snow Dogs , but even his boisterous energy fails to spark this leaden comedy . Cuba Gooding Jr. valiantly mugs his way through Snow Dogs , but even his boisterous energy fails to spark this leaden comedy Cuba Gooding Jr. valiantly mugs his way through Snow Dogs , but even his boisterous energy fails to spark this leaden comedy . Cube's charisma and chemistry Culkin , who's in virtually every scene Curiously , Super Troopers suffers because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length . Curling may be a unique sport Curling may be a unique sport but Men with Brooms is distinctly ordinary Curves Cusack's just brilliant in this . Cut through the layers of soap-opera emotion Cut through the layers of soap-opera emotion and you find a scathing portrayal of a powerful entity strangling the life out of the people who want to believe in it the most Cut through the layers of soap-opera emotion and you find a scathing portrayal of a powerful entity strangling the life out of the people who want to believe in it the most . Cute Cute , funny Cuts right through the B . S . giving a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another Cyndi Lauper D ) D . J . Caruso DOA dud DOA dud from frame one Dahmer Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment Dahmer resorts to standard slasher flick Dahmer resorts to standard slasher flick thrills when it should be most in the mind of the killer Daily struggles and simple pleasures usurp the preaching message so that , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails Daily struggles and simple pleasures usurp the preaching message so that , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails . Damage '' Damned Damon's ability to be focused and sincere Damon and Damon brings the proper conviction to his role as ( Jason Bourne ) . Damon\/Bourne or Damon\/Bourne or his predicament Dangerous Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry Danilo Donati's witty designs Danilo Donati's witty designs and Danilo Donati's witty designs and Dante Spinotti's luscious cinematography Danis Danish cows Danny Huston gives ) an astounding performance that deftly , gradually reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk . Dante Spinotti's luscious cinematography Daphne , you're too Buff \ \/ Fred thinks he's tough \ \/ And Velma Daring Daring , Daring , mesmerizing Daring , mesmerizing and Daring , mesmerizing and exceedingly hard Daring and Daring and beautifully made Daring and beautifully made . Daringly perceptive , taut , piercing and feisty Daringly perceptive , taut , piercing and feisty , Biggie and Tupac is undeniably subversive and involving in its bold presentation . Dark , Dark , resonant Dark , resonant , Dark and disturbing , Dark and disturbing , but also surprisingly funny Dark and unrepentant , this excursion into the epicenter of percolating mental instability is not easily dismissed or forgotten . Darkly funny Darkly funny and Darkly funny and frequently insightful Darkly funny and frequently insightful . Darling Daughter Daughter From Danang reveals that efforts toward closure only open new wounds . Daughter From Danang sticks with its subjects a little longer and tells a deeper story Dave Barry's Dave Barry's popular book Dave Barry's popular book of the same name David Caesar has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- driven by a natural sense for what works on screen . David Letterman and The Onion David Spade as Citizen Kane ? David and Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy Davis Davis ' candid , archly funny and deeply authentic take Davis ' candid , archly funny and deeply authentic take on intimate relationships Davis ' candid , archly funny and deeply authentic take on intimate relationships comes to fruition in her sophomore effort . Davis ' highly personal brand of romantic comedy Davis ' highly personal brand of romantic comedy is a tart , smart breath of fresh air Davis ... gets vivid performances from her cast and pulls off some deft Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences . Davis has energy , but she doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly Davis is funny , charming and quirky in her feature film acting debut as Amy . Davis the performer is plenty fetching enough , Davis the performer is plenty fetching enough , but she needs to shake up the mix , and work in something that doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine Dawdles and drags Dawdles and drags when it should pop Dawdles and drags when it should pop ; Dawdles and drags when it should pop ; it doesn't even have the virtue of enough mindless violence to break up the tedium of all its generational bonding Day is not a great Bond movie Day is not a great Bond movie , but it is a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs Dazzles Dazzles with its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) and Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years Dazzles with its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) and Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years . Dazzling Dazzling and Dazzling and sugar-sweet Dazzling and sugar-sweet , Dazzling and sugar-sweet , a blast of shallow magnificence that only sex , scandal , and a chorus line of dangerous damsels can deliver Dazzling in its complexity Dazzling in its complexity , Dazzling in its complexity , disturbing for its extraordinary themes Dazzling in its complexity , disturbing for its extraordinary themes , The Piano Teacher is a film that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music ... De Niro's best film De Niro's best film since Meet the Parents De Niro's right-hand goombah De Niro ) De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors De Niro ... is a veritable source of sincere passion that this Hollywood contrivance orbits around . ' De Niro and Crystal having fun De Niro and McDormand give solid performances De Niro and McDormand give solid performances , De Niro and McDormand give solid performances , but De Niro and McDormand give solid performances , but their screen time is sabotaged by the story's inability to create interest De Niro and Murphy make Showtime the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season . De Niro cries . You'll cry for your money back . De Niro digs deep emotionally , perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars . De Niro looks bored De Niro looks bored , Murphy recycles Murphy , De Niro looks bored , Murphy recycles Murphy , and you mentally add Showtime to the pile of Hollywood dreck that represents nothing more than the art of the deal De Niro may enjoy the same free ride from critics afforded to Clint Eastwood in the lazy Bloodwork . But like Bruce Springsteen's gone-to-pot Asbury Park , New Jersey , this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins De Niro may enjoy the same free ride from critics afforded to Clint Eastwood in the lazy Bloodwork . But like Bruce Springsteen's gone-to-pot Asbury Park , New Jersey , this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins . DeMeo is not without talent DeMeo is not without talent ; he just needs better material DeNiro's once promising career DeNiro's once promising career and the once grand Long Beach boardwalk DeVito's misanthropic vision Dead Dead ? Dead Gorgeous Dead Man Deadeningly Deadeningly dull Deadeningly dull , Deadeningly dull , mired in convoluted melodrama Deadeningly dull , mired in convoluted melodrama , Deadly dull Deadly dull , pointless meditation on losers in a gone-to-seed hotel . Death Death might be a release . Death to Smoochy is often very funny Death to Smoochy is often very funny , Death to Smoochy is often very funny , but what's even more remarkable is the integrity of DeVito's misanthropic vision Death to Smoochy is often very funny , but what's even more remarkable is the integrity of DeVito's misanthropic vision . Death to Smoochy keeps firing until the bitter end . Death to Smoochy tells a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke . Death to Smoochy tells a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke . Over and over again . Debut effort by '' Project Greenlight '' winner is sappy and amateurish . Debut effort by `` Project Greenlight '' winner Debut effort by `` Project Greenlight '' winner is sappy and amateurish . Decasia is what has happened already to so many silent movies , newsreels and the like . The unexpected thing is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful . Decent Decent but dull . Deconstructionist theorizing Deep down , I realized the harsh reality of my situation Deep down , I realized the harsh reality of my situation : I would leave the theater with a lower I . Q . than when I had entered Deep down , I realized the harsh reality of my situation : I would leave the theater with a lower I . Q . than when I had entered . Deep down , I realized the harsh reality of my situation : I would leave the theater with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered Deep down , I realized the harsh reality of my situation : I would leave the theater with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered . Deep intelligence Deep intelligence and Deep intelligence and a warm , enveloping affection Deep intelligence and a warm , enveloping affection breathe out of every frame . Deepa Mehta provides an accessible introduction as well as some intelligent observations on the success of Bollywood in the Western world . Defies logic , Defies logic , the laws of physics and almost anyone's willingness to believe in it . But darned if it doesn't also keep us riveted to our seats . Definitely a crowd-pleaser , but then , so was the Roman Colosseum . Definitely funny stuff Definitely funny stuff , Definitely funny stuff , but it's more of the ` laughing at ' variety than the ` laughing with Definitely funny stuff , but it's more of the ` laughing at ' variety than the ` laughing with . ' Definitely in the guilty pleasure B-movie category Definitely in the guilty pleasure B-movie category , Reign of Fire is so incredibly inane that it is laughingly enjoyable . Definitely worth Definitely worth 95 minutes Definitely worth 95 minutes of your time Definitely worth 95 minutes of your time . Deflated Deflated ending aside , there's much to recommend the film . Degenerates Degenerates into hogwash Degenerates into hogwash . Del Del Toro has brought unexpected gravity to Blade II Delia , Greta , and Paula rank as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . Delia , Greta , and Paula rank as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . As each of them searches for their place in the world , Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity . Deliberately and devotedly constructed Deliberately and devotedly constructed , Far from Heaven is too picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like , too obviously a recreation to resonate . Deliberately and skillfully Deliberately and skillfully uses Deliberately and skillfully uses ambiguity to suggest possibilities which imbue the theme with added depth and resonance . Deliciously Deliciously mean-spirited and wryly observant . Deliciously slow . Delight Delight your senses Delight your senses and Delight your senses and crash this wedding Delight your senses and crash this wedding ! Delirious fun . Delivers Delivers more than its fair share of saucy hilarity . Delivers roughly equal amounts of beautiful movement and inside information . Delivers the same old Delivers the same old same old Delivers the sexy razzle-dazzle Delivers the sexy razzle-dazzle that everyone , especially movie musical fans , has been hoping for Delivers the sexy razzle-dazzle that everyone , especially movie musical fans , has been hoping for . Demands too much of most viewers Demme finally succeeds in diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master to lowly studio hack . Demme gets a lot of flavor and spice into his Charade remake Demme gets a lot of flavor and spice into his Charade remake , Demme gets a lot of flavor and spice into his Charade remake , but Demme gets a lot of flavor and spice into his Charade remake , but he can't disguise that he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh Demme gets a lot of flavor and spice into his Charade remake , but he can't disguise that he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh . Demonstrates a vivid imagination and an impressive style Demonstrates a vivid imagination and an impressive style that result in some terrific setpieces Demonstrates a vivid imagination and an impressive style that result in some terrific setpieces . Demonstrates the unusual power of thoughtful , subjective filmmaking Demonstrates the unusual power of thoughtful , subjective filmmaking . Dench who really steals the show Denis ' ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle Denis ) accomplishes in his chilling , unnerving film Denis O'Neill's script avoids the prime sports cliche , a last-second goal to win the championship Denis and co-writer Michele Petin's impeccable screenplay Denis and co-writer Michele Petin's impeccable screenplay penetrates with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing Denis and co-writer Michele Petin's impeccable screenplay penetrates with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing . Lead provocatuers Testud and Parmentier give superlative performances Denis forges out of the theories of class - Dennis Quaid is its athletic heart Dennis Quaid is its athletic heart . Dense Dense , exhilarating documentary Dense , exhilarating documentary . Dense and thoughtful and brimming Dense with characters Dense with characters and contains some thrilling moments Denver should not get the first and last look at one of the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career . It deserves to be seen everywhere . Denzel Denzel Washington's fine performance Denzel Washington's fine performance in the title role Denzel Washington delivers a lean and engaging work . Depicts the sorriest and most sordid of human behavior on the screen , then laughs at how clever it's being . Depressingly Depressingly thin Depressingly thin and Depressingly thin and exhaustingly contrived Depressingly thin and exhaustingly contrived . Depressingly thin and exhaustingly contrived . Only masochistic moviegoers need apply . Derailed Derailed by bad writing Derailed by bad writing and Derailed by bad writing and possibly also by some of that extensive post-production reworking to aim the film at young males in the throes of their first full flush of testosterone . Derrida is all but useless Derrida is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow . Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to Deserves a place of honor Deserves a place of honor next to Nanook Deserves a place of honor next to Nanook as a landmark in film history Deserves a place of honor next to Nanook as a landmark in film history . Deserving Deserving of its critical backlash and more Deserving of its critical backlash and more . Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , `` Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . Despite Auteuil's performance Despite Auteuil's performance , it's a rather listless amble down the middle of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug . Despite Besson's high-profile name being Wasabi's big selling point , there is no doubt that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone . Despite Hoffman's best efforts Despite Hoffman's best efforts , Wilson remains a silent , lumpish cipher Despite Hoffman's best efforts , Wilson remains a silent , lumpish cipher ; his encounters reveal nothing about who he is or who he was before Despite Juliet Stevenon's attempt to bring cohesion to Pamela's emotional roller coaster life Despite Juliet Stevenon's attempt to bring cohesion to Pamela's emotional roller coaster life , it is not enough to give the film the substance it so desperately needs . Despite a blue-chip cast and a provocative title Despite a quieter middle section , involving Aragorn's dreams of Arwen , this is even better than The Fellowship . Despite a quieter middle section , involving Aragorn's dreams of Arwen , this is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . Despite all evidence to the contrary Despite all the closed-door hanky-panky , the film is essentially juiceless . Despite an impressive roster of stars and direction from Kathryn Bigelow Despite an impressive roster of stars and direction from Kathryn Bigelow , The Weight of Water is oppressively heavy . Despite an overwrought ending , the film works as well as it does because of the performances . Despite apparent motives to the contrary , it ends up being , like ( Seinfeld's ) revered TV show , about pretty much nothing . Despite bearing the Paramount imprint , it's a bargain-basement European pickup . Despite bearing the Paramount imprint , it's a bargain-basement European pickup . What's hard to understand is why anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there Despite engaging offbeat touches , Knockaround Guys rarely seems interested in kicking around a raison d'etre that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast . Despite its Hawaiian setting , the science-fiction trimmings and some moments of rowdy slapstick , the basic plot of '' Lilo '' could have been pulled from a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script . Despite its Hawaiian setting , the science-fiction trimmings and some moments of rowdy slapstick , the basic plot of `` Lilo '' could have been pulled from a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script . Despite its dry wit and compassion , the film suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing . Despite its faults , Gangs excels in spectacle and pacing . Despite its flaws , Crazy as Hell marks an encouraging new direction for La Salle . Despite its flaws ... Belinsky is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn . Despite its floating narrative Despite its floating narrative , this is a remarkably accessible and haunting film . Despite its good nature and some genuinely funny moments Despite its lavish formalism and intellectual austerity , the film manages to keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity . Despite its many infuriating flaws -- not the least of which is Amy's self-absorbed personality -- Despite its old-hat set-up and predictable plot , Empire still has enough moments to keep it entertaining . Despite its promising cast of characters Despite its promising cast of characters , Big Trouble remains a loosely tied series of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny . ' Despite its shortcomings , Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch , and it's a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre . Despite its sincere acting Despite its sincere acting , Signs is just another unoriginal run of the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype . Despite its title , Punch-Drunk Love is never heavy-handed . The jabs it employs are short , carefully placed and dead-center . Despite its visual virtuosity , ` Naqoyqatsi ' is banal in its message and the choice of material to convey it . Despite lagging near the finish line Despite lagging near the finish line , the movie runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' Despite modest aspirations Despite modest aspirations its occasional charms are not to be dismissed . Despite slick production values and director Roger Michell's tick-tock pacing , the final effect is like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours . Despite some charm and heart , this quirky soccer import is forgettable Despite some comic sparks , Welcome to Collinwood never catches fire . Despite some strong performances , never rises above the level of a telanovela . Despite suffering a sense-of-humour failure Despite suffering a sense-of-humour failure , The Man Who Wrote Rocky does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this . Despite terrific special effects and funnier gags Despite terrific special effects and funnier gags , Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets finds a way to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . Despite terrific special effects and funnier gags , Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets finds a way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . Despite the 2-D animation Despite the fact that this film wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be , it's still not a good movie Despite the film's bizarre developments , Hoffman keeps us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity . Despite the film's shortcomings , the stories are quietly moving . Despite the opulent lushness of every scene Despite the opulent lushness of every scene , the characters never seem to match the power of their surroundings . Despite the predictable parent vs . child coming-of-age theme , first-class , natural acting and a look at '' the real Americans '' make this a charmer . Despite the predictable parent vs. child coming-of-age theme , first-class , natural acting and a look at `` the real Americans '' make this a charmer . Despite the surface attractions Despite the surface attractions -- Conrad L. Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year -- there's something impressive and yet lacking about everything . Despite what anyone believes about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater Despite what anyone believes about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater , Despite what anyone believes about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater , and Despite what anyone believes about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater , and there's no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it Desta vez , Columbus capturou o pomo de ouro Determined Determined to be fun Determined to be fun , and bouncy , with energetic musicals Deuces Wild , which was shot two years ago , has been gathering dust on MGM's shelf Deuces Wild is an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence . Deuces Wild treads heavily into Romeo and Juliet\/West Side Story territory , where it plainly has no business going . Deutchland Deutchland a popular destination for hungry tourists Devoid Devoid of any of the qualities that made the first film so special . Devolves into the derivative Devolves into the derivative , leaning on badly-rendered CGI effects . Devos Devos and Cassel have tremendous chemistry Devos and Cassel have tremendous chemistry -- Devos and Cassel have tremendous chemistry -- their sexual and romantic tension , while never really vocalized , is palpable Devos and Cassel have tremendous chemistry -- their sexual and romantic tension , while never really vocalized , is palpable . Devos delivers a perfect performance that captures the innocence and budding demons within a wallflower . Devotees Devotees of Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan will feel a nagging sense of deja vu Devotees of Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan will feel a nagging sense of deja vu , Devotees of Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan will feel a nagging sense of deja vu , and Devotees of Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan will feel a nagging sense of deja vu , and the grandeur of the best Next Generation episodes is lacking Devotees of Star Trek II : The Wrath of Khan will feel a nagging sense of deja vu , and the grandeur of the best Next Generation episodes is lacking . DiCaprio's best performance DiCaprio's best performance in anything ever , and easily the most watchable film of the year Dialogue-heavy and too cerebral for its own good -- or , at any rate , too cerebral for its racy subject matter Diane Lane's sophisticated performance Diane Lane's sophisticated performance can't rescue Adrian Lyne's Unfaithful from its sleazy moralizing . Diane Lane shines Diane Lane shines in Unfaithful . Almost everything else Diane Lane works nothing short of a minor miracle in Unfaithful . Diaz , Applegate , Blair and Posey are suitably kooky which should appeal to women and they strip down often enough to keep men alert , if not amused . Diaz wears out her welcome in her most charmless performance Dickens ' wonderfully sprawling soap opera Dickens ' wonderfully sprawling soap opera , Dickens ' wonderfully sprawling soap opera , the better Dickens ' words Dickens ' words and writer-director Douglas McGrath's even-toned direction Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions Did it move me to care about what happened in 1915 Armenia ? No . And that is where Ararat went astray . Did no one on the set have a sense of humor Did no one on the set have a sense of humor , Did no one on the set have a sense of humor , or Did no one on the set have a sense of humor , or did they not have the nerve to speak up Did no one on the set have a sense of humor , or did they not have the nerve to speak up ? Did we really need a remake of '' Charade Did we really need a remake of '' Charade ? Did we really need a remake of `` Charade Did we really need a remake of `` Charade ? Did we really need a remake of `` Charade ? '' Die Die Another Day is as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller Die Another Day is only intermittently entertaining but it's hard not to be a sucker for its charms , or Die Another Day is only intermittently entertaining but it's hard not to be a sucker for its charms , or perhaps it's just impossible not to feel nostalgia for movies you grew up with Die Another Day suggests that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over Die Another Day suggests that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over , Die Another Day suggests that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over , tunnel under or barrel through Die Another Day suggests that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over , tunnel under or barrel through . Diesel's XXX flex-a-thon Diesel , with his brawny frame and cool , composed delivery , fits the bill perfectly Diesel isn't the actor to save it Diesel isn't the actor to save it . Diesel is that rare creature -- an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep . Diggs and Lathan are among the chief reasons Brown Sugar is such a sweet and sexy film . Digital Dignified Dignified CEO Dignified CEO's meet at a rustic retreat and pee against a tree . Dignified CEO's meet at a rustic retreat and pee against a tree . Can you bear the laughter ? Dilbert without the right-on satiric humor Direct-to-Video Directed by Kevin Bray , whose crisp framing , edgy camera work , and wholesale ineptitude with acting , tone and pace very obviously mark him as a video helmer making his feature debut . Directed with purpose and finesse Directed with purpose and finesse by England's Roger Mitchell , who handily makes the move from pleasing Directed with purpose and finesse by England's Roger Mitchell , who handily makes the move from pleasing , relatively lightweight commercial fare such as Notting Hill to commercial fare with real thematic heft . Directed without the expected flair or imagination Directed without the expected flair or imagination by Hong Kong master John Woo , Windtalkers airs just about every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length . Directing with a sure and measured hand Directing with a sure and measured hand , ( Haneke ) steers clear of the sensational and offers instead an unflinching and objective look at a decidedly perverse pathology . Director Alfonso Cuaron gets vivid , convincing performances from a fine cast , and generally keeps things going at a rapid pace , occasionally using an omniscient voice-over narrator in the manner of French New Wave films . Director Andrew Niccol ... demonstrates a wry understanding of the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun ... Director Benoit Jacquot Director Carl Franklin , so crisp and economical in One False Move , Director Carl Franklin , so crisp and economical in One False Move , bogs down in genre cliches here . Director Charles Stone III applies more detail to the film's music than to the story line Director Charles Stone III applies more detail to the film's music than to the story line ; Director Charles Stone III applies more detail to the film's music than to the story line ; what's best about Drumline is its energy Director Charles Stone III applies more detail to the film's music than to the story line ; what's best about Drumline is its energy . Director Chris Wedge and screenwriters Michael Berg , Michael J . Wilson and Peter Ackerman create some episodes that rival vintage Looney Tunes for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time . Director Chris Wedge and screenwriters Michael Berg , Michael J. Wilson and Peter Ackerman create some episodes that rival vintage Looney Tunes for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time . Director Claude Chabrol Director Claude Chabrol has become the master of innuendo . Director Claude Chabrol has become the master of innuendo . It is not what you see Director Claude Chabrol has become the master of innuendo . It is not what you see , it is what you think you see . Director David Fincher and writer David Koepp can't sustain it . Director Douglas McGrath Director Douglas McGrath takes on Nickleby with all the halfhearted zeal of an 8th grade boy delving into required reading . Director Elie Chouraqui , who co-wrote the script , catches the chaotic horror of war , but why bother if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera ? Director Ferzan Ozpetek creates an interesting dynamic with the members of this group , who live in the same apartment building . But Director Ferzan Ozpetek creates an interesting dynamic with the members of this group , who live in the same apartment building . But he loses his focus when he concentrates on any single person . Director George Hickenlooper has had some success with documentaries Director George Hickenlooper has had some success with documentaries , Director George Hickenlooper has had some success with documentaries , but here his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad , and his maudlin ending might not have gotten him into film school in the first place Director George Hickenlooper has had some success with documentaries , but here his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad , and his maudlin ending might not have gotten him into film school in the first place . Director Jay Russell stomps in hobnail boots over Natalie Babbitt's gentle , endearing 1975 children's novel . Director Jay Russell weighs down his capricious fairy-tale with heavy sentiment and lightweight meaning . Director Juan Jose Campanella Director Juan Jose Campanella could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and creates something more beautiful than either of those films . Director Juan Jose Campanella could have turned this into an Argentine retread of `` Iris '' or `` American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and creates something more beautiful than either of those films . Director Kapur is a filmmaker with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure Director Kapur is a filmmaker with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure , Director Kapur is a filmmaker with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure , and Director Kapur is a filmmaker with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure , and this is a better film than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth Director Kevin Bray excels Director Kevin Bray excels in breaking glass and marking off the '' Director Lee has a true cinematic knack Director Lee has a true cinematic knack , Director Lee has a true cinematic knack , but it's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly , unabashedly on its sleeve Director Lee has a true cinematic knack , but it's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly , unabashedly on its sleeve . Director Nancy Savoca's no-frills record of a show forged in still-raw emotions Director Nancy Savoca's no-frills record of a show forged in still-raw emotions captures the unsettled tenor of that post 9-11 period far better than a more measured or polished production ever could . Director Paul Cox's unorthodox , abstract approach Director Paul Cox's unorthodox , abstract approach to visualizing Nijinsky's diaries is both stimulating and demanding . Director Peter Kosminsky gives these women a forum to demonstrate their acting ` chops ' Director Peter Kosminsky gives these women a forum to demonstrate their acting ` chops ' and Director Peter Kosminsky gives these women a forum to demonstrate their acting ` chops ' and they take full advantage Director Peter Kosminsky gives these women a forum to demonstrate their acting ` chops ' and they take full advantage . Director Roger Kumble offers just enough sweet and traditional romantic comedy to counter the crudity . Director Roger Kumble offers just enough sweet and traditional romantic comedy to counter the crudity . And there's the inimitable Diaz , holding it all together Director Roger Kumble offers just enough sweet and traditional romantic comedy to counter the crudity . And there's the inimitable Diaz , holding it all together . Director Shekhar Kapur and screenwriters Michael Schiffer and Hossein Amini have tried hard to modernize and reconceptualize things , Director Shekhar Kapur and screenwriters Michael Schiffer and Hossein Amini have tried hard to modernize and reconceptualize things , but the barriers finally prove to be too great Director Shekhar Kapur and screenwriters Michael Schiffer and Hossein Amini have tried hard to modernize and reconceptualize things , but the barriers finally prove to be too great . Director Todd Solondz has made a movie about critical reaction to his two previous movies , and about his responsibility to the characters that he creates . Director Tom Dey demonstrated a knack for mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon Director Tom Dey demonstrated a knack for mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon , Director Tom Dey demonstrated a knack for mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon , but Showtime's uninspired send-up of TV cop show cliches mostly leaves him shooting blanks Director Tom Dey demonstrated a knack for mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon , but Showtime's uninspired send-up of TV cop show cliches mostly leaves him shooting blanks . Director Tom Shadyac and star Kevin Costner glumly mishandle the story's promising premise of a physician who needs to heal himself . Director Uwe Boll and writer Robert Dean Klein fail to generate any interest in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters . Director Yu seems far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10,000 times . Director of photography Benoit Delhomme shot the movie in delicious colors Director of photography Benoit Delhomme shot the movie in delicious colors , Director of photography Benoit Delhomme shot the movie in delicious colors , and Director of photography Benoit Delhomme shot the movie in delicious colors , and the costumes and sets are grand Director-writer Bille August ... depicts this relationship with economical grace , letting his superb actors convey Martin's deterioration and Barbara's sadness -- and , occasionally Director-writer Bille August ... depicts this relationship with economical grace , letting his superb actors convey Martin's deterioration and Barbara's sadness -- and , occasionally , Directors Brett Morgen and Nanette Burstein have put together a bold biographical fantasia . Directors Harry Gantz and Joe Gantz have chosen a fascinating subject matter , Directors Harry Gantz and Joe Gantz have chosen a fascinating subject matter , but the couples exposing themselves aren't all that interesting Directors John Musker and Ron Clements , the team behind The Little Mermaid , have produced sparkling retina candy Directors John Musker and Ron Clements , the team behind The Little Mermaid , have produced sparkling retina candy , Dirty Dirty Faces Disappointing Disappointing in comparison Disappointing in comparison to other recent war movies Disappointing in comparison to other recent war movies ... Disappointing in comparison to other recent war movies ... or Disappointing in comparison to other recent war movies ... or any other John Woo flick for that matter Disappointing in comparison to other recent war movies ... or any other John Woo flick for that matter . Disappointingly Disappointingly , the characters are too strange and dysfunctional , Tom included , to ever get under the skin Disappointingly , the characters are too strange and dysfunctional , Tom included , to ever get under the skin , Disappointingly , the characters are too strange and dysfunctional , Tom included , to ever get under the skin , but this is compensated in large part by the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the outlandishness of the idea itself Disaster Discovery Channel fans Discursive Discursive but oddly riveting documentary Discursive but oddly riveting documentary . Disguise 24\/7 Disgusting . Disjointed Disjointed parody . Dismally Dismally dull sci-fi comedy Dismally dull sci-fi comedy . Disney Disney's 1937 breakthrough Disney's Cinderella proved that ' a dream is a wish your heart makes Disney's great past Disney's live-action division has a history of releasing cinematic flotsam , but Disney's live-action division has a history of releasing cinematic flotsam , but this is one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem Disney's more faithful 1950 live-action swashbuckling classic Disney's strong sense of formula Disney again ransacks its archives for a quick-buck sequel . Disney classic Disney comedies Disney films Disney has always been hit-or-miss when bringing beloved kids ' books to the screen ... Tuck Everlasting is a little of both Disney scrape Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel Disney sentimentality mixed in for good measure Disney-fied adolescent angst Displaying about equal amounts of naiveté , passion and talent Displaying about equal amounts of naiveté , passion and talent , Beneath Clouds establishes Sen as a filmmaker of considerable potential . Disreputable Disreputable doings and exquisite trappings are dampened by a lackluster script and substandard performances . Dissing Dissing a Bond movie is quite like calling a dog stupid , but when it has the temerity to run over two hours Distances you Distances you by throwing out so many red herrings , so many false scares , Distances you by throwing out so many red herrings , so many false scares , that the genuine ones barely register Distances you by throwing out so many red herrings , so many false scares , that the genuine ones barely register . Distinctly sub-par Distinctly sub-par ... Distinctly sub-par ... more likely to drown a viewer in boredom than to send any shivers down his spine Distinctly sub-par ... more likely to drown a viewer in boredom than to send any shivers down his spine . Disturbing Disturbing . Disturbing . Disgusting . Disturbing and Disturbing and brilliant Disturbing and brilliant documentary Divine Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood is nurturing , in a gauzy , dithering way . Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood may not be exactly divine Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood may not be exactly divine , but Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood may not be exactly divine , but it's definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood suffers from a ploddingly melodramatic structure Djeinaba Djeinaba Diop Gai Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Theatre . ' Do in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly Don't Don't Ask Don't Ask still finds a few chuckles Don't be fooled by the impressive cast list Don't be fooled by the impressive cast list - Don't be fooled by the impressive cast list - Eye See You is pure junk Don't even bother to rent this on video Don't even bother to rent this on video . Don't expect any subtlety from this latest entry in the increasingly threadbare gross-out comedy cycle Don't expect any surprises in this checklist of teamwork cliches Don't hate El Crimen del Padre Amaro because it's anti-Catholic . Hate it because it's lousy . Don't judge this one too soon Don't judge this one too soon - it's a dark , gritty story but it takes off in totally unexpected directions and keeps on going . Don't let the subtitles fool you ; the movie only proves that Hollywood no longer has a monopoly on mindless action . Don't plan on the perfect ending Don't plan on the perfect ending , Don't plan on the perfect ending , but Don't plan on the perfect ending , but Sweet Home Alabama hits the mark with critics who escaped from a small town life Don't say you weren't warned Don't say you weren't warned . Don't wait to see this terrific film with your kids -- if you don't have kids borrow some Don't wait to see this terrific film with your kids -- if you don't have kids borrow some . Don't waste your money Do not see this film Do we really need a 77-minute film to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work Do we really need another film that praises female self-sacrifice ? Do we really need the Tiger Beat version ? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body Dodgy Dodgy mixture Does Does a good job Does a good job of establishing a time and place , and of telling a fascinating character's story Does a good job of establishing a time and place , and of telling a fascinating character's story . Does an impressive job of relating the complicated history of the war and Does an impressive job of relating the complicated history of the war and of filling in the background . Does little to elaborate the conceit of setting this blood-soaked tragedy of murderous ambition in the era of Richard Nixon Doesn't Know How to Have Fun Doesn't add up to much Doesn't add up to much . Doesn't amount to much of anything Doesn't come close to justifying the hype that surrounded its debut at the Sundance Film Festival two years ago Doesn't come close to justifying the hype that surrounded its debut at the Sundance Film Festival two years ago . Doesn't deliver a great story , Doesn't deliver a great story , nor Doesn't deliver a great story , nor is the action as gripping as in past Seagal films Doesn't deliver a great story , nor is the action as gripping as in past Seagal films . Doesn't deserve a passing grade ( even on a curve ) Doesn't deserve a passing grade ( even on a curve ) . Doesn't do more than expand a TV show to movie length Doesn't do more than expand a TV show to movie length . Doesn't do more than expand a TV show to movie length . However Doesn't do more than expand a TV show to movie length . However , it's pleasant enough and Doesn't do more than expand a TV show to movie length . However , it's pleasant enough and its ecological , pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome Doesn't get the job done , running off the limited chemistry created by Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Lopez Doesn't get the job done , running off the limited chemistry created by Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Lopez . Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement . Doesn't offer Doesn't offer much besides glib soullessness , raunchy language and a series of brutal set pieces Doesn't offer much besides glib soullessness , raunchy language and a series of brutal set pieces ... Doesn't offer much besides glib soullessness , raunchy language and a series of brutal set pieces ... that raise the bar on stylized screen violence Doesn't really add up to much Doesn't really add up to much . Does not go far enough in its humor or stock ideas to stand out as particularly memorable or even all that funny . Does point the way for adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover into nonethnic markets . Does what a fine documentary does best Does what a fine documentary does best : Does what a fine documentary does best : It extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively Does what should seem impossible Does what should seem impossible : Does what should seem impossible : it makes serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer boring Dog Soldiers doesn't transcend genre Dog Soldiers doesn't transcend genre -- it embraces it , energizes it and takes big bloody chomps out of it Dog Soldiers doesn't transcend genre -- it embraces it , energizes it and takes big bloody chomps out of it . Dogma films can produce the same sleep-inducing effects as watching your neighbor's home videos . Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful Dogme Dogtown & Z-Boys evokes the blithe rebel fantasy with the kind of insouciance embedded in the sexy demise of James Dean . Dogtown and Z-Boys has a compelling story to tell . Dogtown and Z-Boys lapses into an insider's lingo and mindset that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , or care about . Dogtown and Z-Boys more than exposes the roots of the skateboarding boom that would become '' the punk kids ' revolution . '' Dogtown is hollow , self-indulgent , and - worst of all - boring . Don Done in mostly by a weak script that can't support the epic treatment Done in mostly by a weak script that can't support the epic treatment . Dong never pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting Dong never pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting , Dong never pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting , and Dong never pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting , and the film settles too easily along the contours of expectation Dong never pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting , and the film settles too easily along the contours of expectation . Dong provides perspective with his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions . Dong pulls his even-handed ideological ship to their dock for unloading , before he continues his longer journey still ahead . Dong stakes out the emotional heart of Happy . Donovan ... squanders his main asset Donovan ... squanders his main asset , Donovan ... squanders his main asset , Jackie Chan Donovan ... squanders his main asset , Jackie Chan , Donovan ... squanders his main asset , Jackie Chan , and Donovan ... squanders his main asset , Jackie Chan , and fumbles the vital action sequences Donovan ... squanders his main asset , Jackie Chan , and fumbles the vital action sequences . Douglas McGrath's Nicholas Nickleby does Dickens as it should be done cinematically . Douglas McGrath's version of ` Nicholas Nickleby ' left me feeling refreshed and hopeful . Douglas McGrath's version of ` Nicholas Nickleby ' left me feeling refreshed and hopeful . Not many movies have that kind of impact on me these days . Dover Kosashvili's feature directing debut Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent Down video Down with more heart . Downbeat , period-perfect biopic hammers home a heavy-handed moralistic message Downbeat , period-perfect biopic hammers home a heavy-handed moralistic message . Downright transparent Downright transparent is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a '' cooler '' PG-13 rating . Downright transparent is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' PG-13 rating . Dragon Dragon ' Dragon loses its fire midway , nearly flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion . Dragonfly Dragonfly ' dwells on crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and sappy dialogue . Dragonfly ' is a movie about a bus wreck that turns into a film wreck . Dragonfly has no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner , flailing away . It's a buggy drag . Drags Drama of temptation , salvation and good intentions is a thoughtful examination of faith , love and power . Dramas like this make it human . Dramatically lackluster Dramatically lackluster . Drawing on an irresistible , languid romanticism Drawing on an irresistible , languid romanticism , Byler reveals the ways in which a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth . Dream Dreary Dreary , highly annoying Dreary tale Dreary tale of middle-class angst Dridi tells us nothing about El Gallo other than what emerges through his music . Dripping with cliche Dripping with cliche and Dripping with cliche and bypassing no opportunity to trivialize the material Dripping with cliche and bypassing no opportunity to trivialize the material . Driven by a fantastic dual performance from Ian Holm Driven by a fantastic dual performance from Ian Holm ... Driven by a fantastic dual performance from Ian Holm ... the film is funny , insightfully human and a delightful lark for history buffs Driven by a fantastic dual performance from Ian Holm ... the film is funny , insightfully human and a delightful lark for history buffs . Driver and Goodfellas Drives for the same kind of bittersweet , conciliatory tone that Three Seasons achieved but loses its way in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality Driving Droll caper-comedy Droll caper-comedy remake of '' Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik . '' Droll caper-comedy remake of `` Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik Droll caper-comedy remake of `` Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik . Drop Drop Dead Gorgeous Drowning's too good for this sucker . Drug abuse Drug abuse , infidelity and Drug abuse , infidelity and death aren't usually comedy fare , but Turpin's film allows us to chuckle through the angst Drug abuse , infidelity and death aren't usually comedy fare , but Turpin's film allows us to chuckle through the angst . Drumline ' shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated Drumline ' shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated . Drumline ably captures the complicated relationships in a marching band . Drumline is -- the mere suggestion , albeit a visually compelling one , of a fully realized story . Drumline is its energy Due to some script weaknesses and the casting of the director's brother Due to stodgy , soap opera-ish dialogue Due to stodgy , soap opera-ish dialogue , the rest of the cast comes across as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer . Dull Dull , Dull , a road-trip movie that's surprisingly short of both adventure and song Dull , a road-trip movie that's surprisingly short of both adventure and song . Dull , lifeless , and amateurishly Dull and Dull and mechanical Dull and mechanical , Dull and mechanical , kinda Dumas botch-jobs Dumb Dumber Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years Dummies conformity During The Tuxedo's 90 minutes of screen time , there isn't one true ` Chan moment ' . Duvall's Duvall's throbbing sincerity Duvall's throbbing sincerity and Duvall's throbbing sincerity and his elderly propensity for patting people while he talks Duvall ( also a producer ) peels layers from this character that may well not have existed on paper . Duvall is strong as always . Dylan Kidd Dylan Thomas alive to witness first-time director E . T . is still a cinematic touchstone . E . T . just as I hoped I would E . T . just as I hoped I would -- E . T . remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . E . T . works because its flabbergasting principals , 14-year-old Robert MacNaughton , 6-year-old Drew Barrymore and 10-year-old Henry Thomas , convince us of the existence of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet . E.T. is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades . E.T. is still a cinematic touchstone . E.T. remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . E.T. works because its flabbergasting principals , 14-year-old Robert MacNaughton , 6-year-old Drew Barrymore and 10-year-old Henry Thomas , convince us of the existence of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet . EEE for excitement EEE for excitement . ENOUGH ENOUGH is just the ticket you need . ESPN EXIT EXIT sign Each of these stories has the potential for Touched by an Angel simplicity and sappiness Each of these stories has the potential for Touched by an Angel simplicity and sappiness , Each of these stories has the potential for Touched by an Angel simplicity and sappiness , but Thirteen Conversations About One Thing , for all its generosity and optimism , never resorts to easy feel-good sentiments . Each scene drags , underscoring the obvious Each scene drags , underscoring the obvious , Each scene drags , underscoring the obvious , and Each scene drags , underscoring the obvious , and sentiment is slathered on top Each scene drags , underscoring the obvious , and sentiment is slathered on top . Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth . Each scene wreaks of routine Each scene wreaks of routine ; Each scene wreaks of routine ; the film never manages to generate a single threat of suspense Each story is built on a potentially interesting idea Each story is built on a potentially interesting idea , Each story is built on a potentially interesting idea , but Each story is built on a potentially interesting idea , but the first two are ruined by amateurish writing and acting , while the third feels limited by its short running time Each story is built on a potentially interesting idea , but the first two are ruined by amateurish writing and acting , while the third feels limited by its short running time . Each story on its own could have been expanded and worked into a compelling single feature , but in its current incarnation , Storytelling never quite gets over its rather lopsided conception Ear-splitting Ear-splitting exercise in formula crash-and-bash action . Earnest Earnest , Earnest , unsubtle and Hollywood-predictable Earnest , unsubtle and Hollywood-predictable , Green Dragon is still a deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese . Earnest and heartfelt Earnest and heartfelt but undernourished and plodding . Earnest and tentative Earnest but earthbound ... a slow , soggy , soporific , visually dank crime melodrama\/character study that would be more at home on the small screen but for its stellar cast Earnest but heavy-handed Earnest movie Earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability is the only winner . Earnhart's film is more about the optimism of a group of people who are struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones Earns Earns its laughs Earns its laughs from stock redneck ` types ' and from the many , many moments when we recognize even without the Elizabethan prose , the play behind the thing Easily my choice Easily my choice for one of the year's best films Easily my choice for one of the year's best films . Easily my choice for one of the year's best films . ' Easily one of the best and most exciting movies Easily one of the best and most exciting movies of the year Easily one of the best and most exciting movies of the year . Easily the most thoughtful fictional examination Easily the most thoughtful fictional examination of the root Easily the most thoughtful fictional examination of the root causes of anti-Semitism ever seen on screen . Easter-egg-colored concoction Eastwood's loyal fans Eastwood at his best Eastwood at his best . Eastwood is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around , responsible for some excellent work . But Eastwood is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around , responsible for some excellent work . But even Eastwood is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around , responsible for some excellent work . But even a hero can stumble sometimes . Eastwood is off his game Eastwood winces , clutches Eastwood winces , clutches his chest and gasps for breath . It's a spectacular performance - ahem Easy Eccentric Eccentric enough to stave off doldrums Ecks this one off your must-see list Eckstraordinarily Eckstraordinarily lame and Severely Ed Burns can have his revoked Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man hasn't aged a day . Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson have a cute partnership in I Spy Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson have a cute partnership in I Spy , Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson have a cute partnership in I Spy , but the movie around them is so often nearly nothing that their charm doesn't do a load of good Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson have a cute partnership in I Spy , but the movie around them is so often nearly nothing that their charm doesn't do a load of good . Eddie Murphy nor Robert De Niro has ever made Edited and shot with a syncopated style mimicking the work of his subjects Edward Burns ' Sidewalks of New York look like Oscar Wilde Edward Burns ' best film Eerily accurate Eerily accurate depiction Eerily accurate depiction of depression Eerily accurate depiction of depression . Effective Effective but Effective in all its aspects Effective in all its aspects , Margarita Happy Hour represents an auspicious feature debut for Chaiken . Effectively Efficient Efficient , Efficient , suitably anonymous chiller Efficient , suitably anonymous chiller . Efteriades gives the neighborhood -- scenery , vibe and all -- the cinematic equivalent of a big , tender hug . Egoyan's work often elegantly considers various levels of reality and uses shifting points of view Egoyan's work often elegantly considers various levels of reality and uses shifting points of view , but here he has constructed a film so labyrinthine that it defeats his larger purpose Egoyan has done too much . Egoyan tackles his themes and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion Egoyan tackles his themes and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion . Egypt from 1998 Eh Eight Crazy Nights is a total misfire . Eight Legged Freaks ? Eight Legged Freaks falls flat as a spoof . Eight Legged Freaks is clever and funny , is amused by its special effects , and leaves you feeling like you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer . Eight Legged Freaks won't join the pantheon of great monster\/science fiction flicks that we have come to love ... Eileen Walsh , an engaging , wide-eyed actress whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth , Eileen Walsh , an engaging , wide-eyed actress whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth , infuses the movie with much of its slender , glinting charm . Eisenberg Eisenstein delivers . Eisenstein lacks considerable brio for a film about one of cinema's directorial giants . Either a fascinating study of the relationship between mothers and their children or a disturbing story about sociopaths and their marks Ejemplo Ejemplo de una cinta en que no importa el talento de su reparto o lo interesante que pudo haber resultado su premisa , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y , por momentos , deplorable . ' El Bola is a movie steeped in an ambiguity that lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance . El Crimen Del Padre Amaro would likely be most effective if used as a tool to rally anti-Catholic protestors . El Crimen del Padre Amaro because it's anti-Catholic . Elaborate Elaborate special effects Elaborate special effects take centre screen , so that the human story is pushed to one side . Electric Elegant Elegant , Elegant , mannered and teasing Elegant , mannered and teasing . Elegant and Elegant and eloquent ( meditation ) on death and that most elusive of passions Elegant and eloquent ( meditation ) on death and that most elusive of passions , love . Elegantly Elegantly crafted but emotionally cold , a puzzle whose intricate construction one can admire but is difficult to connect with on any deeper level . Elegantly produced Elegantly produced and Elegantly produced and expressively performed Elegantly produced and expressively performed , the six musical numbers crystallize key plot moments into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy . Elicits more groans from the audience than Jar Jar Binks , Scrappy Doo and Scooby Dumb Elizabeth Hurley's Elizabeth Hurley seem graceless and ugly Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb Ellen Pompeo sitting next to you for the ride Elling '' manages to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases Elling , Elling , portrayed with quiet fastidiousness by Per Christian Ellefsen Elling , portrayed with quiet fastidiousness by Per Christian Ellefsen , Elling and Kjell Bjarne become symbolic characters whose actions are supposed to relate something about the naïf's encounter with the world . Elling builds gradually until you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy . Elling never gets too cloying thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry . Elling really is about a couple of crazy guys Elling really is about a couple of crazy guys , and Elling really is about a couple of crazy guys , and it's therapeutic to laugh along with them Elliott's memoir Ellis ' nothing novel Elmer Elmer Bernstein's perfectly melodic score Elmo Elmo touts his drug as being 51 times stronger than coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this . Elvira fans Elvira fans could hardly ask for more . Elysian Fields is idiotic and absurdly sentimental Emerges as something rare Emerges as something rare , Emerges as something rare , an issue movie that's so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one Empire '' lacks in depth Empire can't make up its mind whether it wants to be a gangster flick or an art film . Empire can't make up its mind whether it wants to be a gangster flick or an art film . It doesn't work as either . Enchanted Encounters Ends up offering nothing more than the latest Schwarzenegger or Stallone flick Ends up offering nothing more than the latest Schwarzenegger or Stallone flick would . Enduring Enduring love Enduring love but exhausting cinema Enemy Energetic Energetic and boldly provocative Engages Engages us Engages us in constant fits of laughter Engages us in constant fits of laughter , Engages us in constant fits of laughter , until we find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story Engages us in constant fits of laughter , until we find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story , Engages us in constant fits of laughter , until we find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story , and Engages us in constant fits of laughter , until we find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story , and end up walking out not only satisfied but also somewhat touched Engages us in constant fits of laughter , until we find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story , and end up walking out not only satisfied but also somewhat touched . Engagingly England's Roger Mitchell , who handily makes the move from pleasing Engrossing Engrossing and Engrossing and affecting , if ultimately not quite satisfying Enigma ' is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . Enigma ' is the kind of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers . ' Enigma is well-made Enigma is well-made , Enigma is well-made , but it's just too dry and too placid . Enigma lacks it . Enigma looks great , has solid acting and a neat premise . Enigma looks great , has solid acting and a neat premise . Yet Enigma looks great , has solid acting and a neat premise . Yet why it fails is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma Enigma looks great , has solid acting and a neat premise . Yet why it fails is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma . Enigma offers all the pleasure of a handsome and well-made entertainment . Enjoy Enjoy it Enjoy it for what it is Enjoy it for what it is ; Enjoyably Enjoyably dumb , sweet , and intermittently hilarious Enjoyably dumb , sweet , and intermittently hilarious -- Enjoyably dumb , sweet , and intermittently hilarious -- if you've a taste for the quirky , steal a glimpse Enjoyably dumb , sweet , and intermittently hilarious -- if you've a taste for the quirky , steal a glimpse . Enjoyably fast-moving Enjoyably fast-moving , hard-hitting documentary . Enormously enjoyable Enormously enjoyable , high-adrenaline documentary . Enormously entertaining for moviegoers of any age Enormously likable Enough is not a bad movie , Enough is not a bad movie , just mediocre . Enough may pander to our basest desires for payback , but unlike many revenge fantasies , it ultimately delivers Enough may pander to our basest desires for payback , but unlike many revenge fantasies , it ultimately delivers . Enough said , except : Film overboard ! Enough trivializes Enough trivializes an important crisis Enough trivializes an important crisis , Enriched Enriched by a strong and unforced supporting cast Enriched by a strong and unforced supporting cast . Enron stock Enter Enter the Fist is hilarious Entertaining Entertaining despite its one-joke premise with the thesis Entertaining despite its one-joke premise with the thesis that women from Venus and men from Mars can indeed get together Entertainment Entertainment more disposable than Hanna-Barbera's half-hour cartoons Entertains Entertains by providing good , lively company Entertains not Entertains not so much Entertains not so much because of its music or comic antics , but through the perverse pleasure of watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel . Enthusiastically Enthusiastically taking up the current teen movie concern with bodily functions Enthusiastically taking up the current teen movie concern with bodily functions , Walt Becker's film pushes all the demographically appropriate comic buttons . Enticing and Enticing and often Enticing and often funny documentary Enticing and often funny documentary . Entirely appropriately , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn . Entirely suspenseful Entirely suspenseful , Entirely suspenseful , extremely Entirely suspenseful , extremely well-paced and ultimately Entirely suspenseful , extremely well-paced and ultimately ... Entirely suspenseful , extremely well-paced and ultimately ... dare I say , entertaining ! Episode Episode II -- Episode II -- Attack of the Clones is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight Episode II -- Attack of the Clones is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight . Epps has neither the charisma nor the natural affability that has made Tucker a star . Epps scores Epps scores once or twice Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus Equilibrium the movie , as opposed to the manifesto , is really , really stupid . Equlibrium could pass for a thirteen-year-old's book report on the totalitarian themes of 1984 and Farenheit 451 . Eric Eric Byler's nuanced pic Eric Rohmer's economical antidote to the bloated costume drama Eric Schaeffer has accomplished with Never Eric Schaeffer has accomplished with Never Again Eric Schweig and Graham Greene both exude an air of dignity that's perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters . Erika a persona that is so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack Ernest Hemmingway at accelerated speed and volume Es divertida , visualmente espectacular y muy entretenida Escapes the precious trappings of most romantic comedies , infusing into the story Escapes the precious trappings of most romantic comedies , infusing into the story very real Escapes the precious trappings of most romantic comedies , infusing into the story very real , Escapes the precious trappings of most romantic comedies , infusing into the story very real , complicated emotions Escapes the precious trappings of most romantic comedies , infusing into the story very real , complicated emotions . Escapism in its purest form Especially give credit to Affleck Especially give credit to Affleck . Essentially a collection of bits -- Essentially a collection of bits -- and they're all naughty . Estela Bravo's documentary is cloyingly hagiographic in its portrait of Cuban leader Fidel Castro Esther's story is a compelling quest for truth . Esther Kahn is unusual but unfortunately also irritating . Esther seems to remain an unchanged dullard Ethan Hawke's strained Chelsea Walls Ethan Hawke would be even worse behind the camera than he is in front of it Euro-film pretension Euro-trash European candor European pickup . What's hard to understand European pickup . What's hard to understand is why anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there Eurotrash Eurotrash cult Evans ' career Evans ) had , lost , and got back Evans is ) a fascinating character , and deserves a better vehicle than this facetious smirk of a movie . Evans is no Hollywood villain Evelyn's strong cast and surehanded direction Evelyn's strong cast and surehanded direction make for a winning , heartwarming yarn . Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new . Evelyn comes from the heart . Evelyn may be based on a true and historically significant story Evelyn may be based on a true and historically significant story , but the filmmakers have made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention Evelyn may be based on a true and historically significant story , but the filmmakers have made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention . Even Murphy's expert comic timing and Even Murphy's expert comic timing and famed charisma can't rescue this effort . Even a hardened voyeur would require the patience of Job to get through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture . Even accepting this in the right frame of mind can only provide it with so much leniency . Even as I valiantly struggled to remain interested , or at least conscious Even as I valiantly struggled to remain interested , or at least conscious , I could feel my eyelids ... getting ... very ... heavy ... Even as it pays earnest homage to turntablists and beat jugglers , old schoolers and current innovators Even as it pays earnest homage to turntablists and beat jugglers , old schoolers and current innovators , Scratch is great fun , full of the kind of energy it's documenting . Even as lame horror flicks go Even as the hero of the story rediscovers his passion in life , the mood remains oddly detached . Even at its best , it will never hold a candle to the original Even at its worst , it's not half-bad . Even before it builds up to its insanely staged ballroom scene , in which 3000 actors appear in full regalia , it's waltzed itself into the art film pantheon . Even better Even better than the first one Even better than the first one ! Even bigger and more ambitious than the first installment Even bigger and more ambitious than the first installment , Spy Kids 2 looks as if it were made by a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man . Even by dumb action-movie standards Even by dumb action-movie standards , Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever is a dumb action movie . Even by the intentionally low standards of frat-boy humor Even by the intentionally low standards of frat-boy humor , Sorority Boys is a bowser . Even during the climactic hourlong cricket match , boredom never takes hold . Even fans of Ismail Merchant's work , I suspect , would have a hard time sitting through this one . Even film silliness Even horror fans Even horror fans will most likely not find what they're seeking with Trouble Every Day Even horror fans will most likely not find what they're seeking with Trouble Every Day ; Even horror fans will most likely not find what they're seeking with Trouble Every Day ; the movie lacks both thrills and humor Even if Britney Spears is really cute Even if Invincible is not quite the career peak that The Pianist is for Roman Polanski , it demonstrates that Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken . Even if The Ring has a familiar ring , it's still unusually crafty and intelligent for Hollywood horror . Even if it is generally amusing from time to time , I Spy has all the same problems the majority of action comedies have . Even if it made its original release date last fall Even if it made its original release date last fall , it would've reeked of a been-there , done-that sameness . Even if it pushes its agenda too forcefully , this remains a film about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern . Even if it ultimately disappoints Even if the Naipaul original remains the real masterpiece Even if the Naipaul original remains the real masterpiece , the movie possesses its own languorous charm . Even if the enticing prospect of a lot of nubile young actors in a film about campus depravity didn't fade amid the deliberate , tiresome ugliness Even if the enticing prospect of a lot of nubile young actors in a film about campus depravity didn't fade amid the deliberate , tiresome ugliness , it would be rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest . Even if you're an Elvis person , you won't find anything to get excited about on this DVD . Even if you're an agnostic carnivore , you can enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor . Even if you've seen '' Stomp '' ( the stage show ) , you still have to see this ! Even if you've seen `` Stomp '' ( the stage show ) , you still have to see this ! Even if you can't pronounce '' gyro '' correctly , you'll appreciate much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries . Even if you don't know the band or the album's songs by heart , you will enjoy seeing how both evolve Even if you don't know the band or the album's songs by heart , you will enjoy seeing how both evolve , Even if you don't know the band or the album's songs by heart , you will enjoy seeing how both evolve , and Even if you don't know the band or the album's songs by heart , you will enjoy seeing how both evolve , and you will also learn a good deal about the state of the music business in the 21st Century Even if you don't know the band or the album's songs by heart , you will enjoy seeing how both evolve , and you will also learn a good deal about the state of the music business in the 21st Century . Even if you don't think ( Kissinger's ) any more guilty of criminal activity than most contemporary statesmen , he'd sure make a courtroom trial great fun to watch . Even if you don't understand what on earth is going on , this is a movie that will stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why . Even if you have no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . - West Coast rap wars , this modern mob music drama never fails to fascinate . Even in terms of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates Even in terms of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates , it never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash . Even in the summertime , the most restless young audience deserves the dignity of an action hero motivated by something more than franchise possibilities . Even kids deserve better Even kids deserve better . Even legends like Alfred Hitchcock and John Huston occasionally directed trifles Even legends like Alfred Hitchcock and John Huston occasionally directed trifles ... Even more baffling is that it's funny Even on its own ludicrous terms , The Sum of All Fears generates little narrative momentum , and invites unflattering comparisons to other installments in the Ryan series . Even the digressions are funny . Even the finest chef can't make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog Even the finest chef can't make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog , Even the finest chef can't make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog , and Even the finest chef can't make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog , and Robert De Niro can't make this movie anything more than a trashy cop buddy comedy Even the hastily and amateurishly Even the hastily and amateurishly drawn animation Even the hastily and amateurishly drawn animation can not engage . Even the unwatchable Soapdish Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original Even these tales of just seven children seem at times too many , although in reality they are not enough . Every child's story is what matters . This film can only point the way -- but thank goodness for this signpost . Even those Even those of a single digit age Even though it's common knowledge that Park and his founding partner , Yong Kang , lost Kozmo in the end , you can't help but get caught up in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth . Even though many of these guys are less than adorable ( their lamentations are pretty much self-centered ) , there's something vital about the movie . Even though the film doesn't manage to hit all of its marks Even though the film doesn't manage to hit all of its marks , it's still entertaining to watch the target practice . Even though we know the outcome , the seesawing of the general's fate in the arguments of competing lawyers has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller , while the testimony of witnesses lends the film a resonant undertone of tragedy . Even through its flaws , Revolution # 9 proves to be a compelling Even through its flaws , Revolution # 9 proves to be a compelling , interestingly told film . Even when Crush departs from the 4W formula ... it feels like a glossy rehash . Even when he's not at his most critically insightful Even when he's not at his most critically insightful , Godard can still be smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still at work . Even when it drags , we are forced to reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic , Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic , and Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic , and the picture is so lovely toward the end Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic , and the picture is so lovely toward the end ... Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic , and the picture is so lovely toward the end ... you almost don't notice the 129-minute running time Even when there are lulls , the emotions seem authentic , and the picture is so lovely toward the end ... you almost don't notice the 129-minute running time . Even with a green Mohawk and a sheet of fire-red flame tattoos covering his shoulder , however , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea . Even with all its botches , Enigma offers all the pleasure of a handsome and well-made entertainment . Even with its $ 50-million US budget , Pinocchio never quite achieves the feel of a fanciful motion picture . Eventually , it wins you over Eventually , they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you don't care who fires the winning shot . Ever see one of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one Ever see one of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one ? Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor , Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor , and Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor , and a relaxed Firth displays impeccable comic skill Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor , and a relaxed Firth displays impeccable comic skill . Everlasting Every bit as bogus as most Disney live action Every conceivable mistake Every conceivable mistake a director could make in filming opera Every conceivable mistake a director could make in filming opera has been perpetrated here . Every dance becomes about seduction , where backstabbing and betrayals are celebrated , Every good actor Every good actor needs to do his or her own Hamlet . For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV . Every individual will see the movie through the prism of his or her own beliefs and prejudices Every individual will see the movie through the prism of his or her own beliefs and prejudices , Every individual will see the movie through the prism of his or her own beliefs and prejudices , but the one thing most will take away is the sense that peace is possible Every individual will see the movie through the prism of his or her own beliefs and prejudices , but the one thing most will take away is the sense that peace is possible . Every individual will see the movie through the prism of his or her own beliefs and prejudices , but the one thing most will take away is the sense that peace is possible . That , in itself , is extraordinary . Every joke is repeated at least Every joke is repeated at least -- Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it ? Every joke is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it ? Every joke is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it ? Every moment crackles with tension Every moment crackles with tension , Every moment crackles with tension , and Every moment crackles with tension , and by the end of the flick , you're on the edge of your seat Every moment crackles with tension , and by the end of the flick , you're on the edge of your seat . Every nanosecond of the The New Guy reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . Every nanosecond of the The New Guy reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . Or Every nanosecond of the The New Guy reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . Or doing last year's taxes with your ex-wife Every nanosecond of the The New Guy reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . Or doing last year's taxes with your ex-wife . Every note rings false . Every now and again , a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Every now and again , a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I . Every now and again , a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I . is that movie ! Every sequel you skip Every sequel you skip will be two hours gained . Every sequel you skip will be two hours gained . Consider this review life-affirming . Every so often a film comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . Every so often a film comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement . Every so often a movie Every so often a movie comes along that confirms one's worse fears about civilization as we know it . The New Guy is one of them . Every visual joke is milked Every visual joke is milked , Every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy Every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy , Every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy , every punchline predictable Every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy , every punchline predictable . Every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy , every punchline predictable . There's no energy Every visual joke is milked , every set-up obvious and lengthy , every punchline predictable . There's no energy . Everybody loves a David and Goliath story Everybody loves a David and Goliath story , Everybody loves a David and Goliath story , and this one is told almost entirely from David's point of view Everybody loves a David and Goliath story , and this one is told almost entirely from David's point of view . Everyone's insecure in Lovely and Amazing , a poignant and wryly amusing film about mothers , daughters and their relationships . Everyone's to blame here . Everyone connected to this movie Everyone should be able to appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting . Everything's serious , poetic , earnest and -- sadly -- dull . Everything -- even life on an aircraft carrier -- is sentimentalized . Everything about Girls Can't Swim , even its passages of sensitive observation , feels secondhand , familiar -- and not in a good way . Everything about The Quiet American is good , except its timing . Everything about it from the bland songs to the colorful but flat drawings Everything about it from the bland songs to the colorful but flat drawings is completely serviceable and quickly forgettable . Everything in Maid in Manhattan is exceedingly pleasant , designed not to offend . Everything in Maid in Manhattan is exceedingly pleasant , designed not to offend . It goes down easy , leaving virtually no aftertaste . Everything is off . Everything that was right about Blade Everything that was right about Blade is wrong in its sequel . Everything was as superficial as the forced New Jersey lowbrow accent Uma had . Everytime you think Undercover Brother has run out of steam Evil Dead II Evil is interesting and good Evokes Evokes a little of the fear that parents have for the possible futures of their children -- and the sometimes bad choices mothers and fathers Evokes a palpable sense Evokes a palpable sense of disconnection Evokes a palpable sense of disconnection , made all the more poignant by the incessant use of cell phones . Evokes the 19th century with a subtlety that is an object lesson in period filmmaking Evokes the 19th century with a subtlety that is an object lesson in period filmmaking . Evokes the frustration , the awkwardness and the euphoria of growing up Evokes the frustration , the awkwardness and the euphoria of growing up , Evokes the frustration , the awkwardness and the euphoria of growing up , without relying on the usual tropes Evokes the frustration , the awkwardness and the euphoria of growing up , without relying on the usual tropes . Evokes the style and flash of the double-cross that made Mamet's '' House of Games '' and last fall's '' Heist '' so much fun Evokes the style and flash of the double-cross that made Mamet's '' House of Games '' and last fall's '' Heist '' so much fun . Evokes the style and flash of the double-cross that made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun Evokes the style and flash of the double-cross that made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun . Exactly what it claims to be Exactly what it claims to be -- a simple diversion for the kids Exactly what its title implies : lusty , boisterous and utterly charming Exactly what its title implies : lusty , boisterous and utterly charming . Examines Examines its explosive subject matter Excellent Excellent Adventure Excellent acting and direction Excellent performances Excellent performances from Jacqueline Bisset and Martha Plimpton Excellent performances from Jacqueline Bisset and Martha Plimpton grace this deeply touching melodrama . Except it's much Except it's much , much better . Exceptionally Exceptionally well acted by Diane Lane and Richard Gere . Excessive Excessive , Excessive , profane Excessive , profane , Exciting Exciting and Exciting and direct Exciting and direct , Exciting and direct , with ghost imagery that shows just enough to keep us on our toes Exciting and well-paced Exciting and well-paced . Exciting documentary Exciting documentary . Excruciatingly Excruciatingly unfunny Excruciatingly unfunny and Excruciatingly unfunny and pitifully unromantic Excruciatingly unfunny and pitifully unromantic . Execrable Execrable . Executed with such gentle but insistent sincerity Executed with such gentle but insistent sincerity , Executed with such gentle but insistent sincerity , with such good humor Executed with such gentle but insistent sincerity , with such good humor and Executed with such gentle but insistent sincerity , with such good humor and appreciation of the daily grind that only the most hardhearted Scrooge could fail to respond Executed with such gentle but insistent sincerity , with such good humor and appreciation of the daily grind that only the most hardhearted Scrooge could fail to respond . Exhibits the shallow sensationalism characteristic of soap opera Exhibits the shallow sensationalism characteristic of soap opera ... Exhibits the shallow sensationalism characteristic of soap opera ... more salacious telenovela than serious drama Exhibits the shallow sensationalism characteristic of soap opera ... more salacious telenovela than serious drama . Exhilarating Exhilarating , Exhilarating , funny and fun Exhilarating , funny and fun . Exhilarating but blatantly biased . Expands Expands the limits of what a film can be , taking us into the lives of women to whom we might not give a second look if we passed them on the street Expands the limits of what a film can be , taking us into the lives of women to whom we might not give a second look if we passed them on the street . Expect no major discoveries , nor any stylish sizzle , Expect no major discoveries , nor any stylish sizzle , but the film sits with square conviction and touching good sense on the experience of its women Expect no major discoveries , nor any stylish sizzle , but the film sits with square conviction and touching good sense on the experience of its women . Expect the same-old , lame-old slasher nonsense Expect the same-old , lame-old slasher nonsense , Expect the same-old , lame-old slasher nonsense , just with different scenery Expect to be reminded of other , better films , especially Seven , which director William Malone slavishly copies Expecting Exploitative and Exploitative and largely devoid Exploitative and largely devoid of the depth or sophistication that would make watching such a graphic treatment of the crimes bearable Exploitative and largely devoid of the depth or sophistication that would make watching such a graphic treatment of the crimes bearable . Exploits ( headbanger ) Exploits ( headbanger ) stereotypes in good fun , while adding a bit of heart and unsettling subject matter . Exploring Exploring value choices is a worthwhile topic for a film Exploring value choices is a worthwhile topic for a film -- Exploring value choices is a worthwhile topic for a film -- but here the choices are as contrived and artificial as Kerrigan's platinum-blonde hair Exquisitely Exquisitely acted and masterfully if preciously interwoven Exquisitely acted and masterfully if preciously interwoven ... Exquisitely acted and masterfully if preciously interwoven ... ( the film ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce Exquisitely acted and masterfully if preciously interwoven ... ( the film ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce . Exquisitely nuanced in mood tics and dialogue Extraordinary Extraordinary debut Extraordinary debut from Josh Koury Extraordinary debut from Josh Koury . Extreme Oops Extreme Oops - Extreme Oops - oops Extreme Ops '' exceeds expectations . Extreme Ops '' exceeds expectations . Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace Extreme Ops '' exceeds expectations . Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good cinematography . Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the '' XXX '' Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the '' XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the '' XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . Extremely bad Extremely bad . Extremely boring Extremely confusing Extremely dumb Extremely well acted by the four primary actors Extremely well acted by the four primary actors , this is a seriously intended movie that is not easily forgotten . Exudes the fizz of a Busby Berkeley musical and the visceral excitement of a sports extravaganza Exudes the fizz of a Busby Berkeley musical and the visceral excitement of a sports extravaganza . Eye See You is pure junk Eyes Eyre's failings as a dramatist Eyre's uninspired dramatics Eyre , a Native American raised by white parents , manages to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor Eyre is on his way to becoming the American Indian Spike Lee . Eyre needs to take a good sweat to clarify his cinematic vision before his next creation and remember the lessons of the trickster spider . F Fabulous Fahrenheit 451 Fails Fails as a dystopian movie , Fails as a dystopian movie , as a retooling of Fahrenheit 451 , and even as a rip-off of The Matrix Fails as a dystopian movie , as a retooling of Fahrenheit 451 , and even as a rip-off of The Matrix . Fails in making this character understandable , in getting under her skin , in exploring motivation ... Fails in making this character understandable , in getting under her skin , in exploring motivation ... Well Fails in making this character understandable , in getting under her skin , in exploring motivation ... Well before the end Fails in making this character understandable , in getting under her skin , in exploring motivation ... Well before the end , the film grows as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care . Fails so fundamentally on every conventional level Fails so fundamentally on every conventional level that it achieves some kind of goofy grandeur Fails so fundamentally on every conventional level that it achieves some kind of goofy grandeur . Fails to bring as much to the table Fails to convince the audience that these brats will ever be anything more than losers Fails to convince the audience that these brats will ever be anything more than losers . Fails to satisfactorily exploit its gender politics , genre thrills or inherent humor Fails to satisfactorily exploit its gender politics , genre thrills or inherent humor . Fairly run-of-the-mill . Fairly successful at faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters Fairly successful at faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . And forget about any attempt at a plot ! Fairy-tale formula , serves as a paper skeleton for some very good acting , dialogue , comedy , direction and especially charm . Faithful Faithful without being forceful Faithful without being forceful , sad without being shrill Faithful without being forceful , sad without being shrill , Faithful without being forceful , sad without being shrill , '' A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . Faithful without being forceful , sad without being shrill , `` A Walk to Remember '' Faithful without being forceful , sad without being shrill , `` A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . Falls short in explaining the music and its roots Falsehoods pile up , undermining the movie's reality and stifling its creator's comic voice . Falters Falters when it takes itself too seriously and when it depends too heavily on its otherwise talented cast Falters when it takes itself too seriously and when it depends too heavily on its otherwise talented cast to clown Falters when it takes itself too seriously and when it depends too heavily on its otherwise talented cast to clown in situations that aren't funny Familiar but utterly delightful . Family Family Fundamentals displays a rare gift for unflinching impartiality Family Fundamentals displays a rare gift for unflinching impartiality . Family Fundamentals gets you riled up Family fare . Family portrait of need , neurosis and nervy negativity is a rare treat that shows the promise of digital filmmaking . Family togetherness Family togetherness takes a back seat to inter-family rivalry and workplace ambition Family togetherness takes a back seat to inter-family rivalry and workplace ambition & # 133 ; whole subplots have no explanation or even plot relevance Family togetherness takes a back seat to inter-family rivalry and workplace ambition & # 133 ; whole subplots have no explanation or even plot relevance . Family togetherness takes a back seat to inter-family rivalry and workplace ambition ... whole subplots have no explanation or even plot relevance Family togetherness takes a back seat to inter-family rivalry and workplace ambition ... whole subplots have no explanation or even plot relevance . Famous Famuyiwa's feature deals with its subject matter in a tasteful , intelligent manner , rather than forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer . Fanboy Fancy Fancy a real downer ? ( Leigh ) lays it on so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race . Fans of Nijinsky Fans of Plympton's shorts may marginally enjoy the film Fans of Plympton's shorts may marginally enjoy the film , Fans of Plympton's shorts may marginally enjoy the film , but Fans of Plympton's shorts may marginally enjoy the film , but it is doubtful this listless feature will win him any new viewers . Fans of critics ' darling band Wilco will marvel at the sometimes murky , always brooding look of I Am Trying to Break Your Heart . Fans of so-bad-they're Fans of the TV series will be disappointed Fans of the TV series will be disappointed , Fans of the TV series will be disappointed , and Fans of the TV series will be disappointed , and everyone else will be slightly bored Fans of the animated wildlife adventure show Fans of the animated wildlife adventure show will be in warthog heaven Fans of the animated wildlife adventure show will be in warthog heaven ; Fans of the animated wildlife adventure show will be in warthog heaven ; others need not necessarily apply Fans of the modern day Hong Kong action film finally have the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow and The Killer which they have been patiently waiting for . Fans will undoubtedly enjoy it Fans will undoubtedly enjoy it , Fans will undoubtedly enjoy it , and Fantastic Fantastic ! Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . Far From Heaven actually pulls off this stylistic juggling act . Far From Heaven is a dazzling conceptual feat Far From Heaven is a dazzling conceptual feat , Far From Heaven is a dazzling conceptual feat , but Far From Heaven is a dazzling conceptual feat , but more than that , it's a work of enthralling drama Far From Heaven is a dazzling conceptual feat , but more than that , it's a work of enthralling drama . Far from perfect , Far from perfect , but its heart is in the right place ... innocent and well-meaning Far more enjoyable than its predecessor . Far more imaginative and ambitious Far more imaginative and ambitious than the trivial , cash-in features Far more imaginative and ambitious than the trivial , cash-in features Nickelodeon Far more successful Far more successful , if considerably less ambitious , Far more successful , if considerably less ambitious , than last year's Kubrick-meets-Spielberg exercise Far more successful , if considerably less ambitious , than last year's Kubrick-meets-Spielberg exercise . Far too clever by half , Howard's film is really a series of strung-together moments , with all the spaces in between filled with fantasies , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope after another . Far-fetched Far-fetched premise Far-fetched premise , Far-fetched premise , convoluted plot Far-fetched premise , convoluted plot , Far-fetched premise , convoluted plot , and Far-fetched premise , convoluted plot , and thematic mumbo jumbo about destiny and redemptive Farrelly Brothers-style , down-and-dirty laugher Fast Runner has a plot that rivals Shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder . Fast and funny Fast and funny , Fast and funny , an action cartoon that's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary for the school-age crowd Fast and funny , an action cartoon that's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary for the school-age crowd . Fast-paced Fast-paced and Fast-paced and wonderfully edited Fast-paced and wonderfully edited , the film is extremely thorough . Fat Fat Waste Fatal Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison Fatale , outside of its stylish surprises Fathers and sons , and the uneasy bonds between them Fathers and sons , and the uneasy bonds between them , rarely have received such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen as they do in this marvelous film . Faultlessly Faultlessly professional Favor Fear Dot Com is more frustrating than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds . Fear permeates the whole of Stortelling , Todd Solondz ' oftentimes funny , yet ultimately cowardly autocritique . Feardotcom '' has the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel Feardotcom's thrills Feardotcom's thrills are all cheap Feardotcom's thrills are all cheap , Fears Featherweight romantic comedy has a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock . Feature debuter D . J . Caruso directs a crack ensemble cast , bringing screenwriter Tony Gayton's narcotics noir to life . Features Features Fincher's characteristically startling visual style and an almost palpable sense of intensity . Features nonsensical and laughable plotting Features nonsensical and laughable plotting , wooden performances Features nonsensical and laughable plotting , wooden performances , ineptly directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory . Features one of the most affecting depictions of a love affair Features one of the most affecting depictions of a love affair ever committed to film . Features what is surely the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer's block ever . Featuring a dangerously seductive performance Featuring a dangerously seductive performance from the great Daniel Auteuil Featuring a dangerously seductive performance from the great Daniel Auteuil , '' Sade '' Featuring a dangerously seductive performance from the great Daniel Auteuil , '' Sade '' covers the same period as Kaufmann's '' Quills '' with more unsettlingly realistic results . Feeble Feeble comedy Feeble comedy . Feel bad for King , who's honestly trying , and Schwartzman , who's shot himself in the foot Feel free to go get popcorn whenever he's not onscreen . Feelgood Feels aimless for much of its running time , until late in the film when a tidal wave of plot arrives , leaving questions in its wake . Feels at times like a giant commercial for Universal Studios , where much of the action takes place . Feels familiar and tired Feels familiar and tired . Feels less Feels less like a change in ( Herzog's ) personal policy than a half-hearted fluke . Feels less like a cousin to Blade Runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the Escape From New York series . Feels like a cold old man going through the motions . Feels like one of those contrived , only-in Feels like one of those contrived , only-in - Feels like one of those contrived , only-in - Hollywood productions where name actors deliver big performances created for the sole purpose of generating Oscar talk Feels like pieces a bunch of other , better movies slapped together . Feels like the work of an artist who is simply tired -- of fighting the same fights , of putting the weight of the world on his shoulders , of playing with narrative form . Feels like the work of someone who may indeed have finally aged past his prime ... and , perhaps more than he realizes , Feels like the work of someone who may indeed have finally aged past his prime ... and , perhaps more than he realizes , just wants to be liked by the people who can still give him work . Feels more like a rejected X-Files episode than a credible account of a puzzling real-life happening . Feels shrill , simple and soapy . Feels strangely hollow at its emotional core Feels strangely hollow at its emotional core . Feels too formulaic and too familiar to produce the transgressive Felinni would know what to make of this Italian freakshow Femme Fatale offers nothing more than a bait-and-switch that is beyond playing fair with the audience . Femme Fatale offers nothing more than a bait-and-switch that is beyond playing fair with the audience . Are we dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue ? Femme Fatale ranks with the worst Feral and uncomfortable Feral and uncomfortable . Ferrara's Ferrara's best film Ferrara's best film in years Ferrara's best film in years . Ferrara's strongest and most touching movie of recent years . Fessenden's narrative is just as much about the ownership and redefinition of myth as it is about a domestic unit finding their way to joy . Fessenden continues to do interesting work Fessenden continues to do interesting work , Fessenden continues to do interesting work , and Fessenden continues to do interesting work , and it would be nice to see what he could make with a decent budget Fessenden continues to do interesting work , and it would be nice to see what he could make with a decent budget . Fessenden continues to do interesting work , and it would be nice to see what he could make with a decent budget . But Fessenden has nurtured his metaphors at the expense of his narrative Fessenden has nurtured his metaphors at the expense of his narrative , Fessenden has nurtured his metaphors at the expense of his narrative , but he does display an original talent Fessenden has nurtured his metaphors at the expense of his narrative , but he does display an original talent . Festers in just such a dungpile that you'd swear you Festers in just such a dungpile that you'd swear you were watching monkeys flinging their feces at you . Festival Festival In Cannes offers rare insight into the structure of relationships . Festival in Cannes bubbles with the excitement of the festival in Cannes . Few films have captured the chaos of an urban conflagration with such fury , Few films have captured the chaos of an urban conflagration with such fury , and Few films have captured the chaos of an urban conflagration with such fury , and audience members will leave feeling as shaken as Nesbitt's Cooper looks when the bullets stop flying Few films have captured the chaos of an urban conflagration with such fury , and audience members will leave feeling as shaken as Nesbitt's Cooper looks when the bullets stop flying . Fiction Fidel Castro Field of Dreams Fierce , glaring and unforgettable . Fierce Grace Fifty years after the fact , the world's political situation seems little different , and ( director Phillip ) Noyce brings out the allegory with remarkable skill . Fiji diver Rusi Vulakoro and the married couple Howard and Michelle Hall ) Filled with Alexandre Desplat's haunting and sublime music , the movie completely transfixes the audience . Filled with honest performances and exceptional detail Filled with honest performances and exceptional detail , Baran is a gentle film with dramatic punch , a haunting ode to humanity . Filled with low-brow humor , gratuitous violence and a disturbing disregard Filled with low-brow humor , gratuitous violence and a disturbing disregard for life . Film Festival Film aficionados can not help but love Cinema Paradiso , whether the original version or new Director's Cut . ' Filmmaker Stacy Peralta has a flashy editing style that doesn't always jell with Sean Penn's monotone narration Filmmaker Stacy Peralta has a flashy editing style that doesn't always jell with Sean Penn's monotone narration , but Filmmaker Stacy Peralta has a flashy editing style that doesn't always jell with Sean Penn's monotone narration , but he respects the material without sentimentalizing it . Filmmaker Tian Zhuangzhuang triumphantly returns to narrative filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power . Filmmakers Dana Janklowicz-Mann and Amir Mann area headed east , Far East , in retelling a historically significant , and personal , episode detailing how one international city welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees while the world's democracie Filmmakers David Weissman and Bill Weber Filmmakers David Weissman and Bill Weber benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , Filmmakers David Weissman and Bill Weber benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , but Filmmakers David Weissman and Bill Weber benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , but they did the same at home Filmmakers David Weissman and Bill Weber benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , but they did the same at home . Filmmakers have to dig deep to sink this low . Fortunately for all involved Filmmakers have to dig deep to sink this low . Fortunately for all involved , this movie is likely to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water . Filmmakers who can deftly change moods Filmmakers who can deftly change moods are treasures and even marvels . So Filmmakers who can deftly change moods are treasures and even marvels . So , too , is this comedy about mild culture clashing in today's New Delhi . Films about loss , grief and recovery are pretty valuable these days Films about loss , grief and recovery are pretty valuable these days . Films about loss , grief and recovery are pretty valuable these days . Seen in that light Films about loss , grief and recovery are pretty valuable these days . Seen in that light , Films about loss , grief and recovery are pretty valuable these days . Seen in that light , Moonlight Mile Films about loss , grief and recovery are pretty valuable these days . Seen in that light , Moonlight Mile should strike a nerve in many . Final verdict Final verdict : You've seen it all before . Finally , the French-produced '' Read My Lips '' is a movie that understands characters must come first . Finally , the French-produced `` Read My Lips '' is a movie that understands characters must come first . Finch's tale provides the forgettable pleasures of a Saturday matinee Fincher takes no apparent joy in making movies Fincher takes no apparent joy in making movies , Fincher takes no apparent joy in making movies , and Fincher takes no apparent joy in making movies , and he gives none to the audience Fincher takes no apparent joy in making movies , and he gives none to the audience . Finds a way to tell a simple story , perhaps the simplest story of all , in a way that seems compelling and even original Fine Fine acting Finn Fire Fire . Great dragons Fire ? lazily and glumly Firestorm that my fingernails instinctively crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs First First , for a movie that tries to be smart , it's kinda dumb . First , for a movie that tries to be smart , it's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting ? First World First and foremost ... the reason to go see '' Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings . First and foremost ... the reason to go see `` Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings . First good First good , First good , then bothersome . Excellent acting and direction . First-time director João Pedro Rodrigues ' unwillingness to define his hero's background or motivations First-time director João Pedro Rodrigues ' unwillingness to define his hero's background or motivations becomes more and more frustrating as the film goes on . First-time writer-director Dylan Kidd also has a good ear for dialogue , and the characters sound like real people . First-timer John McKay is never able to pull it back on course . Fish out of water Fish out of water usually Fish out of water usually die Fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way Fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way ... Fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way ... that feels very human and very true to life Five screenwriters are credited with the cliché-laden screenplay Five screenwriters are credited with the cliché-laden screenplay ; Five screenwriters are credited with the cliché-laden screenplay ; it seems as if each watered down the version of the one before Five screenwriters are credited with the cliché-laden screenplay ; it seems as if each watered down the version of the one before . Flaccid Flaccid drama and exasperatingly slow journey Flamboyant Flamboyant in some movies and artfully restrained in others , 65-year-old Jack Nicholson Flamboyant in some movies and artfully restrained in others , 65-year-old Jack Nicholson could be looking at his 12th Oscar nomination by proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary . Flashy Flashy gadgets and whirling fight sequences may look cool Flashy gadgets and whirling fight sequences may look cool , but they can't distract from the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up Flashy gadgets and whirling fight sequences may look cool , but they can't distract from the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up . Flat Flat , Flat , but with a revelatory performance Flat , but with a revelatory performance by Michelle Williams Flat , misguided comedy Flat , misguided comedy . Flatbush machismo Flaunts Flavorful Flavorful and Flavorful and romantic Flawed Flawed but Flawed but worthy Fleming classic Flick Hell Flotsam in the sea of moviemaking , Flotsam in the sea of moviemaking , not big enough for us to worry about it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising Flounders Fluffy Fluffy and disposible Fluffy and disposible . Fluffy neo-noir Fluffy neo-noir hiding behind cutesy film references Fluffy neo-noir hiding behind cutesy film references . Focus Focus '' works Follows the original film virtually scene for scene and yet manages to bleed it almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun . Fontaine's direction , especially her agreeably startling use of close-ups and her grace with a moving camera Fontaine's direction , especially her agreeably startling use of close-ups and her grace with a moving camera , Fontaine's direction , especially her agreeably startling use of close-ups and her grace with a moving camera , creates sheerly cinematic appeal . Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching Fontaine masterfully Fontaine masterfully creates a portrait of two strong men in conflict , inextricably entwined through family history , each seeing himself in the other , neither liking what he sees . Food Foolish Foolish Choices Foolish Choices for advice For 95 often hilarious minutes For Happiness is a bad film For Leonard For Martin is made infinitely more wrenching by the performances of real-life spouses Seldahl and Wollter For VeggieTales fans , this is more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . For a debut film For a film about action , Ultimate X is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever , bogging down in a barrage of hype . For a film about explosions and death and spies , '' Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever '' seems as safe as a children's film . Well , in some of those , the mother deer even dies . For a film about explosions and death and spies , `` Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever '' seems as safe as a children's film . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy For a film that's being advertised as a comedy , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy , Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that celebrates radical For a film that celebrates radical , nonconformist values , What to Do in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly settles into a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking . For a guy who has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new Hal Hartley movie to pore over , No Such Thing is a big letdown . For a long time the film succeeds with its dark , delicate treatment of these characters and its unerring respect for them . For a movie about the power of poetry and passion , there is precious little of either . For a story set at sea , Ghost Ship is pretty landbound , with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises . ' For all its brilliant touches For all its brilliant touches , Dragon loses its fire midway , nearly flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion . For all its brooding quality , Ash Wednesday is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable , with a sterling ensemble cast . For all its failed connections For all its highfalutin title and corkscrew narrative For all its impressive craftsmanship For all its impressive craftsmanship , and despite an overbearing series of third-act crescendos For all its problems ... The Lady and the Duke surprisingly manages never to grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience . For all its serious sense of purpose ... ( it ) finds a way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor . For all its shoot-outs For all its shoot-outs , fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . For all its shoot-outs , fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . For all its violence , the movie is remarkably dull with only Caine making much of an impression . For all its visual panache and compelling supporting characters For all its visual panache and compelling supporting characters , the heart of the film rests in the relationship between Sullivan and his son . For all of its insights into the dream world of teen life , and its electronic expression through cyber culture , the film gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time . For all the charm of Kevin Kline and a story that puts old-fashioned values under the microscope , there's something creepy about this movie . For all the dolorous trim For all the dolorous trim , Secretary is a genial romance that maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips into pop Freudianism . For all the time we spend with these people , we never really get inside of them . For all the wit and hoopla For all the wit and hoopla , Festival In Cannes offers rare insight into the structure of relationships . For almost the first two-thirds of Martin Scorsese's 168-minute Gangs of New York For almost the first two-thirds of Martin Scorsese's 168-minute Gangs of New York , I was entranced . For casual moviegoers who stumble into Rules expecting a slice of American Pie hijinks starring the kid from Dawson's Creek , they'll probably run out screaming . For dance completists only . For decades we've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . For decades we've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . Prepare to marvel again . For devotees of French cinema For devotees of French cinema , Safe Conduct is so rich with period minutiae it's like dying and going to celluloid heaven . For every articulate player , such as skateboarder Tony Hawk or BMX rider Mat Hoffman , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck '' into a sentence . For every articulate player , such as skateboarder Tony Hawk or BMX rider Mat Hoffman , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence . For every cheesy scene For every cheesy scene , though , there is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized . For his first attempt at film noir , Spielberg presents a fascinating but flawed look at the near future . For its 100 minutes running time , you'll wait in vain for a movie to happen . For its seriousness , high literary aspirations and stunning acting For me , this opera isn't a favorite For more than two decades Mr . Nachtwey has traveled to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity . For more than two decades Mr. Nachtwey has traveled to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity . For most movies , 84 minutes is short For most movies , 84 minutes is short , For most movies , 84 minutes is short , but For most movies , 84 minutes is short , but this one feels like a life sentence For most movies , 84 minutes is short , but this one feels like a life sentence . For most of its footage , the new thriller proves that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . For most of its footage , the new thriller proves that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . For most of the distance the picture provides a satisfyingly unsettling ride into the dark places of our national psyche . For movie lovers as well as opera lovers For once , a movie does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies , but permits them time and space to convince us of that all on their own . For proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls For proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , retrospectively , his most personal work yet . For serious film buffs For single digits kidlets Stuart Little 2 is still a no brainer . If you're looking to rekindle the magic of the first film , you'll need a stronger stomach than us . For something as splendid-looking as this particular film For something as splendid-looking as this particular film , the viewer expects something special but instead gets ( sci-fi ) rehash . For starters , the story is just too slim For the first time in several years For the first time in several years , Mr . Allen has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie . For the first time since Desperately Seeking Susan , Madonna doesn't suck as an actress For the first time since Desperately Seeking Susan , Madonna doesn't suck as an actress . For the first two-thirds of this sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and furious tale For the future , one hopes Mr . Plympton will find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter . For the future , one hopes Mr. Plympton will find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter . For the most part , it works beautifully as a movie without sacrificing the integrity of the opera . For the most part , the film does hold up pretty well . For the most part , the ingredients are there . But an unwillingness to explore beyond the surfaces of her characters prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together . For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference For the rest of us , sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment . For this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- For this sort of thing to work , we need agile performers , For this sort of thing to work , we need agile performers , but the proficient , dull Sorvino has no light touch , and Rodan is out of his league For this sort of thing to work , we need agile performers , but the proficient , dull Sorvino has no light touch , and Rodan is out of his league . For those in search of something different , Wendigo is a genuinely bone-chilling tale . For those of an indulgent , slightly sunbaked and summery mind , Sex and Lucia may well prove diverting enough . For those of us who respond more strongly to storytelling than computer-generated effects , the new Star Wars installment hasn't escaped the rut dug by the last one . For those who are intrigued by politics of the '70s , the film is every bit as fascinating as it is flawed . For those who like quirky , slightly strange French films For those who like quirky , slightly strange French films , this is a must ! For those who pride themselves on sophisticated , discerning taste , this might not seem like the proper cup of tea , however it is almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half . Forages for audience sympathy like a temperamental child begging for attention , giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining . Forced Forced , familiar Forced , familiar and Forced , familiar and thoroughly condescending Ford and Neeson capably hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie Ford effortlessly filled with authority Foreman's barking-mad Taylor to Thewlis's smoothly sinister Freddie and Bettany\/McDowell's hard-eyed gangster Forget Forget about one Oscar nomination for Julianne Moore this year Forget about one Oscar nomination for Julianne Moore this year - Forget about one Oscar nomination for Julianne Moore this year - she should get all five Forget about one Oscar nomination for Julianne Moore this year - she should get all five . Forget the Psychology 101 study of romantic obsession and just watch the procession of costumes in castles and this won't seem like such a bore Forget the Psychology 101 study of romantic obsession and just watch the procession of costumes in castles and this won't seem like such a bore . Forget the misleading title , what's with the unexplained baboon cameo ? Forgettable Forgettable , if good-hearted , movie . Forgettable horror Forgettable horror -- Forgettable horror -- more gory than psychological -- with a highly satisfying quotient of Friday-night excitement and Milla power Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , but Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , but it could have been much stronger Formula 51 promises a new kind of high but delivers the same old bad trip . Formula 51 sank from quirky to jerky to utter turkey . Formulaic Formulaic to the 51st power , more like . Formuliac Formuliac , but fun . Fortunately , Elling never gets too cloying thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry . Foster and Whitaker are especially fine . Foster and Whitaker are especially fine . She is a lioness , protecting her cub , and he a reluctant villain , incapable of controlling his crew . Foster breathes life into a roll that could have otherwise been bland and run of the mill . Frailty '' has been written so well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' near the end takes on a whole other meaning Frailty '' has been written so well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' near the end takes on a whole other meaning . Frailty '' has been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit ! '' Frailty '' leaves us with the terrifying message that the real horror may be waiting for us at home Frailty '' offers chills much like those that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies . Frailty '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story Frailty fits into a classic genre , in its script and execution Frailty isn't as gory or explicit . But in its child-centered , claustrophobic context , it can be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing Frailty will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director France's foremost cinematic poet France's most inventive directors Franco is an excellent choice for the walled-off but combustible hustler Franco is an excellent choice for the walled-off but combustible hustler , Franco is an excellent choice for the walled-off but combustible hustler , but Franco is an excellent choice for the walled-off but combustible hustler , but he does not give the transcendent performance SONNY needs to overcome gaps in character development and story logic Franco is an excellent choice for the walled-off but combustible hustler , but he does not give the transcendent performance SONNY needs to overcome gaps in character development and story logic . Francophiles Francophiles will snicker knowingly Frank Capra's classic Frank Capra played this story straight . Frank Capra played this story straight . But the 2002 film doesn't really believe in it , and breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes Frank Novak's irritating slice Frank Novak's irritating slice of lumpen life Frank Novak's irritating slice of lumpen life is as reliably soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless . Frankly , it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . Frankly , it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . And Frankly , it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . And it's not that funny Frankly , it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . And it's not that funny -- Frankly , it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . And it's not that funny -- which is just generally insulting . Frankly , it's pretty stupid . Frankly , it's pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . But there's plenty to offend everyone ... Freaky Friday , '' it's not . Fred Schepisi's film is paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . Fred Schepisi's film is paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors Fred Schepisi's film is paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors , it is worth searching out . Fred Schepisi's tale of four Englishmen facing the prospect of their own mortality views youthful affluence not as a lost ideal but a starting point . Freddy Gets Molested Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog Freedom Freeman and Judd make it work Freeman can't save it Frei's control loosens in direct proportion to the amount of screen time he gives Nachtwey for self-analysis . Frei assembles a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic , and retains an extraordinary faith in the ability of images to communicate the truth of the world around him . French cinema's master craftsmen French cinema at its best French coming-of-age import French director Anne Fontaine delivers an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst and the emotional blockage that accompanies this human condition French filmmaker Karim Dridi that celebrates the hardy spirit of Cuban music French malapropisms French nuance French shocker French to truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy melodrama Frenetic but not really funny Frequent flurries of creative belly laughs Frequent flurries of creative belly laughs and Frequent flurries of creative belly laughs and genuinely enthusiastic performances Frequent flurries of creative belly laughs and genuinely enthusiastic performances ... keep the movie slaloming through its hackneyed elements with enjoyable ease . Fresh Fresh and Fresh and raw Fresh and raw like a blown-out vein Fresh and raw like a blown-out vein , Narc takes a walking-dead , cop-flick subgenre and beats new life into it . Fresnadillo has something serious to say about the ways in which extravagant chance can distort our perspective and throw us off the path of good sense . Freudian puppet Freundlich's World Traveler Freundlich's World Traveler might have been one of the more daring and surprising American movies of the year . Frida's artistic brilliance Frida's artistic brilliance is undeniable Frida's artistic brilliance is undeniable -- Frida's artistic brilliance is undeniable -- it's among the most breathtakingly designed films I've ever seen Frida gets the job done . Frida isn't that much different from many a Hollywood romance . Frida isn't that much different from many a Hollywood romance . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings . Frida with a visual style unique and inherent Friday After Next Friday After Next has the same problem that Next Friday did Friday After Next has the same problem that Next Friday did -- Friday After Next has the same problem that Next Friday did -- it's called Where's Chris Tucker When You Need Him Friday After Next is a lot more bluster than bite . Friday After Next is the kind of film that could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans . Friday After Next spreads them pretty thin Friday the 13th Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober , Friday-night excitement Friday-night excitement and Friel and Williams's exceptional performances Friel pulls the strings that make Williams sink into melancholia Frodo's quest remains unfulfilled From From Danang reveals that efforts toward closure only open new wounds . It doesn't flinch from its unsettling prognosis , namely , that the legacy of war is a kind of perpetual pain . From Elysian Fields is a cold , bliss-less work that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves . From Heaven '' From Heaven actually pulls off this stylistic juggling act . From Heaven is a dazzling conceptual feat From a deceptively simple premise , this deeply moving French drama develops a startling story that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times . From blushing to gushing -- Imamura squirts the screen in ` Warm Water Under a Red Bridge ' From both a great and a terrible story , Mr . Nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . From both a great and a terrible story , Mr. Nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . From its invitingly upbeat overture to its pathos-filled but ultimately life-affirming finale From its invitingly upbeat overture to its pathos-filled but ultimately life-affirming finale , Martin is a masterfully conducted work . From its nauseating spinning credits sequence to a very talented but underutilized supporting cast From its nauseating spinning credits sequence to a very talented but underutilized supporting cast , Bartleby squanders as much as it gives out . From the big giant titles of the opening credits to Elmer Bernstein's perfectly melodic score From the choppy editing to the annoying score to ` special effects ' by way of replacing objects in a character's hands below the camera line From the choppy editing to the annoying score to ` special effects ' by way of replacing objects in a character's hands below the camera line , '' Besotted '' is misbegotten From the choppy editing to the annoying score to ` special effects ' by way of replacing objects in a character's hands below the camera line , `` Besotted '' is misbegotten From the dull From the dull , surreal ache of mortal awareness emerges a radiant character portrait . From the opening strains of the Average White Band's '' Pick up the Pieces '' , you can feel the love . From the opening strains of the Average White Band's `` Pick up the Pieces '' , you can feel the love . Frustratingly Fudges fact and fancy with such confidence that we feel as if we're seeing something purer than the real thing Fudges fact and fancy with such confidence that we feel as if we're seeing something purer than the real thing . Fuhrman's destructive escapism Fulfills the minimum requirement of Disney animation Fulford-Wierzbicki ... deftly captures the wise-beyond-her-years teen . Full Full Frontal '' seems , well , contrived Full Frontal , which opens today nationwide , could almost be classified as a movie-industry satire , but it lacks the generous inclusiveness that is the genre's definitive , if disingenuous , feature Full Frontal , which opens today nationwide , could almost be classified as a movie-industry satire , but it lacks the generous inclusiveness that is the genre's definitive , if disingenuous , feature . Full Frontal had no effect and elicited no sympathies for any of the characters . Full Frontal had no effect and elicited no sympathies for any of the characters . By that measure , it is a failure Full Frontal had no effect and elicited no sympathies for any of the characters . By that measure , it is a failure . Full Frontal lacks in thematic coherence Full of bland hotels , highways , parking lots , with some glimpses of nature and family warmth , Time Out is a discreet moan of despair about entrapment in the maze of modern life . Full of detail Full of detail about the man and his country , and is well worth seeing Full of detail about the man and his country , and is well worth seeing . Full of flatulence jokes and mild sexual references , Kung Pow Full of flatulence jokes and mild sexual references , Kung Pow ! Full of flatulence jokes and mild sexual references , Kung Pow ! is the kind of movie that's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low . Full of profound , real-life moments Full of profound , real-life moments that anyone can relate to Full of surprises Full of surprises . Full of the kind of obnoxious Full of the kind of obnoxious chitchat that only self-aware neurotics engage in . Full of witless Fun Fun , Fun , flip and terribly hip bit of cinematic entertainment Fun and Fun and nimble Fun and nimble . Functions as both a revealing look at the collaborative process and a timely , tongue-in-cheek profile of the corporate circus that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing . Funeral '' fun Funk Funny Funny , Funny , sexy Funny , sexy , Funny , sexy , devastating and incurably romantic Funny , sexy , devastating and incurably romantic . Funny , somber , absurd , and , finally , achingly sad Funny , somber , absurd , and , finally , achingly sad , Funny , somber , absurd , and , finally , achingly sad , Bartleby is a fine , understated piece of filmmaking . Funny , though Funny and Funny and , at times , Funny and , at times , poignant , the film Funny and , at times , poignant , the film from director George Hickenlooper Funny and , at times , poignant , the film from director George Hickenlooper all takes place in Pasadena , '' a city where people still read . '' Funny and also heartwarming without stooping to gooeyness Funny and also heartwarming without stooping to gooeyness . Funny and touching Funny and touching . Funny in a sick , twisted sort of way Funny in a sick , twisted sort of way . Further Further proof that the epicenter of cool , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema is smack-dab in the middle of Dubya Further sad evidence Further sad evidence that Tom Tykwer , director of the resonant and sense-spinning Run Lola Run , has turned out to be a one-trick pony Further sad evidence that Tom Tykwer , director of the resonant and sense-spinning Run Lola Run , has turned out to be a one-trick pony -- a maker of softheaded metaphysical claptrap Further sad evidence that Tom Tykwer , director of the resonant and sense-spinning Run Lola Run , has turned out to be a one-trick pony -- a maker of softheaded metaphysical claptrap . Gaghan's Gaghan ... has thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story . Gaghan captures the half-lit , sometimes creepy intimacy of college dorm rooms , a subtlety that makes the silly , over-the-top coda especially disappointing . Gambling and throwing a basketball game for money isn't a new plot Gambling and throwing a basketball game for money isn't a new plot -- Gambling and throwing a basketball game for money isn't a new plot -- in fact Toback himself used it in Black and White Gambling and throwing a basketball game for money isn't a new plot -- in fact Toback himself used it in Black and White . But Gambling and throwing a basketball game for money isn't a new plot -- in fact Toback himself used it in Black and White . But Toback's deranged immediacy makes it seem fresh again . Gangs excels in spectacle and pacing . Gangster No . 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience Gangster No . 1 is solid , satisfying fare for adults . Gangster No. 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience Gangster No. 1 drips Gangster No. 1 is solid , satisfying fare for adults . Gaping plot holes sink this ` sub ' Gaping plot holes sink this ` sub ' - Gaping plot holes sink this ` sub ' - standard thriller and drag audience enthusiasm to crush depth Gaping plot holes sink this ` sub ' - standard thriller and drag audience enthusiasm to crush depth . Garcia , who perfectly portrays the desperation of a very insecure man Garcia and the other actors help make the wobbly premise work . García Bernal and Talancón are an immensely appealing couple García Bernal and Talancón are an immensely appealing couple , García Bernal and Talancón are an immensely appealing couple , and García Bernal and Talancón are an immensely appealing couple , and even though their story is predictable , you'll want things to work out García Bernal and Talancón are an immensely appealing couple , and even though their story is predictable , you'll want things to work out . Garden music video Garth ' hasn't progressed as nicely as ` Wayne . ' Gary Larson's Far Side humor Gaunt Gaunt , silver-haired and leonine , Gaunt , silver-haired and leonine , ( Harris ) brings a tragic dimension and savage full-bodied wit and cunning to the aging Sandeman . Gay or straight , Kissing Jessica Stein is one of the greatest date movies in years . Gedeck Gedeck , Gedeck , who makes Martha enormously endearing Gee , a second assassin shot Kennedy ? Moot point . Generates Generates an enormous feeling of empathy for its characters Generates an enormous feeling of empathy for its characters . Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy Generic slasher-movie nonsense Generic thriller junk . Gentlemen Gently Gently humorous and touching . Genuinely touching because it's realistic about all kinds of love Genuinely unnerving Genuinely unnerving . George's haplessness George's haplessness and George Clooney , in his first directorial effort , presents this utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story as one of the most creative , energetic and original comedies to hit the screen in years . George Clooney proves he's quite a talented director and Sam Rockwell shows us George Hickenlooper's George Lucas has long forgotten George Lucas returns as a visionary with a tale full of nuance and character dimension . George Orwell might have imagined had today's mood-altering drug therapy been envisioned by chemists in 1949 George Orwell turning over George Ratliff's documentary , Hell House , reflects their earnestness -- which makes for a terrifying film George W . Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King George W. Bush is an incurious , uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy with a mean streak a mile wide George and Lucy's most obvious differences to ignite sparks German Jewish refugees German cooking does not come readily to mind when considering the world's best cuisine Get Get in the car , bitch , Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer Get out Get out your pooper-scoopers Get out your pooper-scoopers . Gets Molested Gets better after Foster leaves that little room . Gets bogged down by an overly sillified plot and stop-and-start pacing . Gets the look and the period trappings right Gets the look and the period trappings right , but it otherwise drowns in a sea of visual and verbal clichés . Gets under the skin of a man who has just lost his wife Ghandi Ghandi gone bad Ghetto Ghost Ship is pretty landbound , with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises . ' Ghost Ship somehow manages to do exactly that Gibson , stepping in for Bruce Willis , is the perfect actor to take us on the trip Gibson , stepping in for Bruce Willis , is the perfect actor to take us on the trip . Gift Giggling Giggling at the absurdities and Giggling at the absurdities and inconsistencies Giggling at the absurdities and inconsistencies is part of the fun . Giggling at the absurdities and inconsistencies is part of the fun . But the talented cast alone will keep you watching Gilliam-esque Giovanni , a psychiatrist who predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact Girl '' a film worth watching Girl '' a film worth watching . Girlfriends are bad , wives are worse Girlfriends are bad , wives are worse and babies are the kiss of death in this bitter Italian comedy Girlfriends are bad , wives are worse and babies are the kiss of death in this bitter Italian comedy . Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch , Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch , and Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch , and it's a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre Girls Can't Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch , and it's a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre . Give Shapiro , Goldman , and Bolado credit for good intentions Give Shapiro , Goldman , and Bolado credit for good intentions , Give Shapiro , Goldman , and Bolado credit for good intentions , but Give Shapiro , Goldman , and Bolado credit for good intentions , but there's nothing here that they couldn't have done in half an hour Give Shapiro , Goldman , and Bolado credit for good intentions , but there's nothing here that they couldn't have done in half an hour . Give credit to everyone Give credit to everyone from Robinson Give credit to everyone from Robinson down to the key grip Give credit to everyone from Robinson down to the key grip that this bold move works Give credit to everyone from Robinson down to the key grip that this bold move works . Give credit to everyone from Robinson down to the key grip that this bold move works . Especially give credit to Affleck Given how heavy-handed and portent-heavy it is Given that both movies expect us to root for convicted violent felons over those assigned to protect us from same Given the fact that virtually no one is bound to show up at theatres for it Given the fact that virtually no one is bound to show up at theatres for it , the project should have been made for the tube . Given too much time to consider the looseness of the piece Given too much time to consider the looseness of the piece , the picture begins to resemble the shapeless , grasping actors ' workshop that it is . Gives an intriguing twist Gives an intriguing twist to the French coming-of-age genre Gives an intriguing twist to the French coming-of-age genre . Gives everyone Gives everyone something Gives everyone something to shout about . Gives you the steady pulse of life Gives you the steady pulse of life in a beautiful city viewed through the eyes of a character who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive Glass ' evocative music Glass ' evocative music ... Glass's dirgelike score Glass's dirgelike score becomes a fang-baring lullaby Glazed with a tawdry B-movie scum Glazed with a tawdry B-movie scum . Glib , satirical documentary that fudges facts Glib , satirical documentary that fudges facts , Glizty Glizty but formulaic and silly ... Cagney's ` top of the world ' has been replaced by the bottom of the barrel . Gloriously Gloriously goofy ( and gory ) midnight movie stuff . Glory Glover , the irrepressible eccentric of River's Edge , Dead Man and Back to the Future , Glover , the irrepressible eccentric of River's Edge , Dead Man and Back to the Future , is perfect casting for the role Glover really doesn't fit the part Go , girls , right down the reality drain . Go Where We Went 8 Movies Ago Go back to sleep . Go for La Salle's performance , Go for La Salle's performance , and God Is Great addresses interesting matters of identity and heritage God It God bless Crudup and his aversion to taking the easy Hollywood road and cashing in on his movie-star God bless Crudup and his aversion to taking the easy Hollywood road and cashing in on his movie-star gorgeousness . God help the poor woman if Attal is this insecure in real life God help the poor woman if Attal is this insecure in real life : his fictional Yvan's neuroses are aggravating enough to exhaust the patience of even the most understanding spouse God help us God help us , but Capra and Cooper are rolling over in their graves God help us , but Capra and Cooper are rolling over in their graves . God help us , but Capra and Cooper are rolling over in their graves . ' God that is accessible Godard's ode to tackling life's wonderment Godard's ode to tackling life's wonderment is a rambling and incoherent manifesto about the vagueness of topical excess Godard's ode to tackling life's wonderment is a rambling and incoherent manifesto about the vagueness of topical excess ... Godard's ode to tackling life's wonderment is a rambling and incoherent manifesto about the vagueness of topical excess ... In Praise of Love remains a ponderous and pretentious endeavor that's unfocused and tediously exasperating Godard's ode to tackling life's wonderment is a rambling and incoherent manifesto about the vagueness of topical excess ... In Praise of Love remains a ponderous and pretentious endeavor that's unfocused and tediously exasperating . Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking Godard can still be smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still at work . Godard has never made a more sheerly beautiful film than this unexpectedly moving meditation on love , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence . Godard is on about in this film Godard uses his characters -- if that's not too glorified a term -- as art things Godard uses his characters -- if that's not too glorified a term -- as art things , mouthpieces , visual motifs , blanks . Godawful Godawful boring slug Godawful boring slug of a movie Goddammit Godfrey Reggio's career shines like a lonely beacon . Goes Down Goes a long way on hedonistic gusto Goes on and on to the point of nausea Goes on and on to the point of nausea . Going To Be Really Awful Going to the website may be just as fun ( and scary ) as going to the film . Going to this movie is a little like chewing whale blubber Going to this movie is a little like chewing whale blubber - Going to this movie is a little like chewing whale blubber - it's an acquired taste that takes time to enjoy , but it's worth it , even if it does take 3 hours to get through Goldbacher Goldbacher draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy , seductive pacing Goldbacher draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy , seductive pacing ... Goldbacher draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy , seductive pacing ... but Goldbacher draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy , seductive pacing ... but she and writing partner Laurence Coriat don't manage an equally assured narrative coinage Goldbacher draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy , seductive pacing ... but she and writing partner Laurence Coriat don't manage an equally assured narrative coinage . Golden Golden Book Goldie Hawn Goldmember '' Goldmember has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures Goldmember has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures , Goldmember has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures , and Goldmember has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures , and it looks as though Jay Roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab Goldmember has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures , and it looks as though Jay Roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab . Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible Gondry's direction is adequate Gondry's direction is adequate ... but what gives Human Nature its unique feel is Kaufman's script Gondry's direction is adequate ... but what gives Human Nature its unique feel is Kaufman's script . Gone are the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances . As Schmidt , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance Gong Li and a vivid personality Good Good , solid storytelling . Good Housekeeping's unsavory characters and WWF mentality Good Stupid Fun Good Theatre Good Thing Good Will Hunting trilogy Good actors Good actors have a radar for juicy roles -- there's a plethora of characters in this picture , and not one of them is flat Good actors have a radar for juicy roles -- there's a plethora of characters in this picture , and not one of them is flat . Good actress Good car chases Good car chases , Good car chases , great fight scenes Good car chases , great fight scenes , Good car chases , great fight scenes , and Good car chases , great fight scenes , and a distinctive blend of European , American and Asian influences Good film Good for a few unintentional Good for a few unintentional laughs Good for a few unintentional laughs , '' Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the '' XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . Good fun Good fun , good action , Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good cinematography . Good movie Good movie . Good actress Good movie . Good actress . Good movie . Good actress . But if you expect light romantic comedy , good gosh , will you be shocked . Good old-fashioned slash-and-hack Good performances Good performances and Good performances and a realistic , non-exploitive approach Good performances and a realistic , non-exploitive approach make Paid in Full worth seeing . Good performances keep it from being a total rehash . Good-looking Good-looking but Good-looking but relentlessly lowbrow outing plays like Clueless Does South Fork . Good-naturedly Good-naturedly cornball sequel . Goodall and her chimpanzees on the bigger-than-life screen Goodall did , with a serious minded patience , respect and affection Goodfellas Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks Goodfellas in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs Goodfellas that serves as a muddled and offensive cautionary tale for Hispanic Americans Gooding and Coburn are both Oscar winners , a fact which , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , seems inconceivable . Gooding is the energetic frontman Gooding is the energetic frontman , Gooding is the energetic frontman , and Gooding is the energetic frontman , and it's hard to resist his enthusiasm , even if the filmmakers come up with nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences Gooding is the energetic frontman , and it's hard to resist his enthusiasm , even if the filmmakers come up with nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences . Gooding offers a desperately ingratiating performance . Goofy , nutty , consistently funny . Goofy , nutty , consistently funny . And educational ! Gorgeous Gorgeous scenes Gorgeous scenes , Gorgeous scenes , masterful performances Gorgeous scenes , masterful performances , Gorgeous scenes , masterful performances , but the sickly sweet gender normative narrative Gorgeous to look at Gorgeous to look at but Gorgeous to look at but insufferably tedious and turgid Gorgeous to look at but insufferably tedious and turgid ... Gorgeous to look at but insufferably tedious and turgid ... a curiously constricted epic Gorgeous to look at but insufferably tedious and turgid ... a curiously constricted epic . Gosling creates a staggeringly compelling character , a young man whose sharp intellect is at the very root of his contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways Gosling creates a staggeringly compelling character , a young man whose sharp intellect is at the very root of his contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways . Got Got AIDS Got Her Groove Got Her Groove Back Got a David Lynch jones ? Then you'd do well to check this one out because it's straight up Twin Peaks action ... Got some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 Got some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 - hour , dissipated length . Goyer's screenplay and direction are thankfully understated Goyer's screenplay and direction are thankfully understated , Goyer's screenplay and direction are thankfully understated , and Goyer's screenplay and direction are thankfully understated , and he has drawn excellent performances from his cast Graced with the kind of social texture and realism that would be foreign in American teen comedies Graced with the kind of social texture and realism that would be foreign in American teen comedies . Graduate Graham Greene's novel Graham Greene's novel of colonialism and empire is elevated by Michael Caine's performance as a weary journalist in a changing world . Grainy photography Grant's ) bumbling magic takes over the film Grant's two best films Grant , who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him Grant and Bullock's characters are made for each other . But Grant and Bullock's characters are made for each other . But you'd never guess that from the performances Grant and Bullock make it look as though they are having so much fun Grant carries the day with impeccable comic timing , raffish charm and piercing intellect . Grant is certainly amusing Grant is certainly amusing , Grant is certainly amusing , but Grant is certainly amusing , but the very hollowness of the character he plays keeps him at arms length Grant isn't Cary and Bullock isn't Katherine Grant isn't Cary and Bullock isn't Katherine . Grant that for the first time he'll probably appeal more to guys than to their girlfriends who drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor . Graphic sex may be what's attracting audiences to Unfaithful , Graphic sex may be what's attracting audiences to Unfaithful , but gripping performances by Lane and Gere are what will keep them awake Graphic sex may be what's attracting audiences to Unfaithful , but gripping performances by Lane and Gere are what will keep them awake . Grating Grating and tedious Grating and tedious . Great Great American Comedy Great Thing Great character Great character interaction . Great dragons Great dragons ! Great fun Great fun both for sports aficionados and for ordinary louts whose idea of exercise is climbing the steps of a stadium-seat megaplex Great fun both for sports aficionados and for ordinary louts whose idea of exercise is climbing the steps of a stadium-seat megaplex . Great over-the-top Great over-the-top moviemaking if you're in a slap-happy mood Great over-the-top moviemaking if you're in a slap-happy mood . Great performances Great performances , Great performances , stylish cinematography Great performances , stylish cinematography and Great performances , stylish cinematography and a gritty feel help Great performances , stylish cinematography and a gritty feel help make Gangster No . 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience . Great performances , stylish cinematography and a gritty feel help make Gangster No. 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience . Great story Great story , Great story , bad idea for a movie Greatest Greatest Musicians Greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie's rude and crude humor Green's half-hearted movie career Green Dragon is still a deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese . Green Dragon seem more like medicine than entertainment Green is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike . Green is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike . Green ruins every single scene he's in Green ruins every single scene he's in , Green ruins every single scene he's in , and Green ruins every single scene he's in , and the film , while it's not completely wreaked , is seriously compromised by that Green ruins every single scene he's in , and the film , while it's not completely wreaked , is seriously compromised by that . Greene delivers a typically solid performance in a role that is a bit of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past Greene delivers a typically solid performance in a role that is a bit of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past , Greene delivers a typically solid performance in a role that is a bit of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past , and Greene delivers a typically solid performance in a role that is a bit of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past , and he is matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders Greengrass Greenlight Greenlight '' winner Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember Greg Kinnear gives a mesmerizing performance as a full-fledged sex addict who is in complete denial about his obsessive behavior . Grenier is terrific , bringing an unforced , rapid-fire delivery to Toback's Heidegger - and Nietzsche-referencing dialogue . Grey Zone Griffin & Co . manage to be spectacularly outrageous . Griffin & Co. manage to be spectacularly outrageous . Griffin's smartly nuanced performance Griffin's smartly nuanced performance and Griffin's smartly nuanced performance and enthusiasm Griffiths ' warm and winning central performance Group articulates a flood of emotion . Guaranteed Guaranteed to move anyone who ever shook , rattled , or rolled Guillen rarely gets beneath the surface of things . She lists ingredients , but never mixes and stirs . Guilty of the worst sin of attributable to a movie like this Guilty of the worst sin of attributable to a movie like this : it's not scary in the slightest . Gussied up Gussied up with so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks that it's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek Gussied up with so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks that it's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek or Gussied up with so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks that it's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek or laugh . Guy Ritchie's Lock , Guy gets girl Guy gets girl , guy loses girl , audience falls asleep Guy gets girl , guy loses girl , audience falls asleep . Guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , Guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and Guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and , really , Guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and , really , nobody in the viewing audience cares Guys say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and , really , nobody in the viewing audience cares . Guys would probably be duking it out with The Queen of the Damned for the honor . Guzmán frustratingly refuses to give Pinochet's crimes a political context Gyllenhaal . Maggie G . makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and eats up the screen H . HIV\/AIDS Had anyone here done anything remotely intelligent Hailed Hailed as a clever exercise in neo-Hitchcockianism , this clever and very satisfying picture is more accurately Chabrolian . Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal Half Past Dead is just such an achievement . Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget Halfway through , however , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . Halfway through the movie , the humor dwindles . Halfway through the movie , the humor dwindles . It's replaced by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could Hall's cinematography will likely be nominated for an Oscar next year Halle Berry does her best to keep up with him Hallmark card sentimentality Hallmark card sentimentality and Hallmark commercial Hamlet . For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV Hampered -- no , paralyzed -- by a self-indulgent script Hampered -- no , paralyzed -- by a self-indulgent script ... Hampered -- no , paralyzed -- by a self-indulgent script ... that aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire Hampered -- no , paralyzed -- by a self-indulgent script ... that aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire . Handled correctly Handled correctly , Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice Handled correctly , Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . Handled correctly , Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . Here , alas , it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . Hands down the year's most thought-provoking film Hands down the year's most thought-provoking film . But it pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship . Handsome Handsome and Handsome and sincere Handsome and sincere but Handsome and sincere but slightly awkward Handsome and sophisticated approach to the workplace romantic comedy . Haneke's script ( from Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) is contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive , with an inconclusive ending . Hanna-Barbera's half-hour cartoons Hanna-Barbera charm Hanukkah Happily Happily , some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . Happily , some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . For proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , retrospectively , his most personal work yet . Happily for Mr . Chin Happily for Mr . Chin -- though unhappily for his subjects -- the invisible hand of the marketplace wrote a script that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match . Happily for Mr. Chin Happily stays close to the ground in a spare and simple manner and doesn't pummel us with phony imagery or music . Happiness Happy Happy ! Happy Gilmore or The Waterboy Happy Hour Happy Times maintains an appealing veneer without becoming too cute about it . Happy Together shoots for ( and misses ) Hard , endearing , caring Hard , endearing , caring , Hard , endearing , caring , warm . Hard , endearing , caring , warm . Bring tissues . Hard Copy Hard to resist . Hard-core slasher aficionados will find things to like Hard-core slasher aficionados will find things to like ... but overall the Halloween series has lost its edge Hard-core slasher aficionados will find things to like ... but overall the Halloween series has lost its edge . Hardly a film that comes along every day . Hardly a masterpiece Hardly a nuanced portrait Hardly a nuanced portrait of a young woman's breakdown , the film Hardly an objective documentary Hardly an objective documentary , but it's great cinematic polemic Hardly an objective documentary , but it's great cinematic polemic ... Hardly an objective documentary , but it's great cinematic polemic ... love Moore or loathe him , you've got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions Hardly an objective documentary , but it's great cinematic polemic ... love Moore or loathe him , you've got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions . Hardly makes the kind of points Egoyan wanted to make Hardly makes the kind of points Egoyan wanted to make , Hardly makes the kind of points Egoyan wanted to make , nor Hardy Harks Harks back to a time when movies had more to do with imagination than market research . Harmless Harmless fun . Harold Ramis deve ter saído da cama com o pé esquerdo . E aqueles que decidiram assistir a este filme também . Harris's strong effort Harris is affecting at times Harrison's Flowers puts its heart in the right place Harrison's Flowers puts its heart in the right place , Harrison's Flowers puts its heart in the right place , but Harrison's Flowers puts its heart in the right place , but its brains are in no particular place at all Harrison Ford low Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets finds a way to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets finds a way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is deja vu all over again Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is deja vu all over again , Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is deja vu all over again , and Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is deja vu all over again , and while that is a cliche , nothing could be more appropriate Harsh Harsh , effective documentary Harsh , effective documentary on life Harsh , effective documentary on life in the Israeli-occupied Palestinian territories Hart's War , like the St . Louis Rams in the Super Bowl , waits until after halftime to get started . Hart's War has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . As a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired . Hart's War seems to want to be a character study , but apparently can't quite decide which character . Hartley adds enough quirky and satirical touches in the screenplay to keep the film entertaining . Hartley created a monster but didn't know how to handle it . Harvard Man is something rare and riveting : a wild ride that relies on more than special effects . Harvey Weinstein's bluff personal style Has a certain ghoulish fascination , and generates a fair amount of B-movie excitement Has a certain ghoulish fascination , and generates a fair amount of B-movie excitement . Has a customarily jovial air but a deficit of flim-flam inventiveness . Has a lot of the virtues of Has a lot of the virtues of Eastwood at his best Has a shambling charm Has a shambling charm ... Has a shambling charm ... a cheerfully inconsequential diversion Has a solid emotional impact Has a solid emotional impact . Has all the complexity and realistic human behavior of an episode of General Hospital Has all the complexity and realistic human behavior of an episode of General Hospital . Has all the depth of a wading pool Has all the hallmarks of a movie Has all the hallmarks of a movie designed strictly for children's home video , a market so insatiable it absorbs all manner of lame entertainment , as long as 3-year-olds find it diverting Has all the hallmarks of a movie designed strictly for children's home video , a market so insatiable it absorbs all manner of lame entertainment , as long as 3-year-olds find it diverting . Has all the poignancy of a Hallmark card and all the comedy of a Gallagher stand-up act Has all the right elements Has all the scenic appeal of a cesspool Has all the scenic appeal of a cesspool . Has all the values of a straight-to-video movie Has all the values of a straight-to-video movie , Has all the values of a straight-to-video movie , but because it has a bigger-name cast , it gets a full theatrical release . Has an unmistakable , easy joie de vivre Has an unmistakable , easy joie de vivre . Has an uppity musical beat that you can dance to Has an uppity musical beat that you can dance to , Has an uppity musical beat that you can dance to , but Has an uppity musical beat that you can dance to , but its energy can't compare to the wit , humor and snappy dialogue of the original Has enough gun battles and throwaway humor to cover up the yawning chasm where the plot should be Has enough gun battles and throwaway humor to cover up the yawning chasm where the plot should be . Has enough wit Has enough wit , energy and geniality to please not only the fanatical adherents on either side , but also people who know nothing about the subject and think they're not interested . Has it ever been possible to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character Has it ever been possible to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character ? It is now . Has its charming quirks and its dull spots Has its moments , Has its moments , but Has its moments -- and almost as many subplots Has its moments -- and almost as many subplots . Has its share of arresting images Has little on its mind aside from scoring points with drag gags Has lost some of the dramatic conviction that underlies the best of comedies ... Has no reason to exist Has no reason to exist , other than to employ Hollywood kids and people who owe favors to their famous parents . Has none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even '' Indecent Proposal '' Has none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even '' Indecent Proposal '' , Has none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even '' Indecent Proposal '' , and feels more like Lyne's stolid remake of '' Lolita '' Has none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even '' Indecent Proposal '' , and feels more like Lyne's stolid remake of '' Lolita '' . Has none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even `` Indecent Proposal '' , Has none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even `` Indecent Proposal '' , and Has none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even `` Indecent Proposal '' , and feels more like Lyne's stolid remake of `` Lolita '' Has none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even `` Indecent Proposal '' , and feels more like Lyne's stolid remake of `` Lolita '' . Has not so much been written as assembled , Frankenstein-like , out of other , marginally better shoot-em-ups Has nothing Has nothing good to speak about other than the fact that it is relatively short Has nothing good to speak about other than the fact that it is relatively short , tries its best to hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape . Has the capability of effecting change and inspiring hope Has the capability of effecting change and inspiring hope . Has the disjointed feel of a bunch of strung-together TV episodes . Has the marks of a septuagenarian ; Has the marks of a septuagenarian ; it's a crusty treatment of a clever gimmick Has the rare capability to soothe and break your heart with a single stroke Has the rare capability to soothe and break your heart with a single stroke . Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U . S . Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U . S . -- Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U . S . -- a major director is emerging in world cinema Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U . S . -- a major director is emerging in world cinema . Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U.S. Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U.S. -- Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U.S. -- a major director is emerging in world cinema Hashiguchi covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U.S. -- a major director is emerging in world cinema . Hashiguchi uses the situation to evoke a Japan bustling atop an undercurrent of loneliness and isolation . Hashiguchi vividly captures the way young Japanese live now , chafing against their culture's manic mix of millennial brusqueness and undying , traditional politesse . Hate Hate . Hate it Hate it because it's lousy Hate it because it's lousy . Hatfield and Hicks make the oddest of couples , and in this sense the movie becomes a study of the gambles of the publishing world , offering a case study that exists apart from all the movie's political ramifications Hatfield and Hicks make the oddest of couples , and in this sense the movie becomes a study of the gambles of the publishing world , offering a case study that exists apart from all the movie's political ramifications . Hatosy ... portrays young Brendan with his usual intelligence and subtlety , not to mention a convincing brogue . Have Fun Have-yourself-a-happy-little-Holocaust Having had the good sense to cast actors who are , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public Having never been a huge fan of Dickens ' 800-page novel Hawaiian setting Hawaiian shirt Hawke's film , a boring , pretentious waste of nearly two hours , Hawke's film , a boring , pretentious waste of nearly two hours , doesn't tell you anything except that the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes . Hawn's Hawn and Sarandon form an acting bond that makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare . Haynes ' ) homage to such films as '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . Simply put Haynes ' absolute control of the film's mood Haynes ' style apes films from the period Haynes ( like Sirk , but differently ) has transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama into something provocative , rich , and strange . Haynes gets just about everything right . Haynes makes us see familiar issues , like racism and homophobia , in a fresh way . He's a better actor than a standup comedian . He's a mouse , for cryin ' out loud , and all he does is milk it with despondent eyes and whine that nobody treats him human enough He's afraid of His best-known creation He's changed the male academic from a lower-class Brit to an American , a choice that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery , He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery , and the film seems as deflated as he does He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery , and the film seems as deflated as he does . He's not good with people . He's one of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness . He's the God of Second Chances ' He's the con He's the scariest guy you'll see all summer . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . He can scale a building He can scale a building like a super hero , he can out-stealth any agent He can scale a building like a super hero , he can out-stealth any agent , He can scale a building like a super hero , he can out-stealth any agent , he'll get the girl He doesn't , however , deliver nearly enough of the show's trademark style and flash . He does this so well He does this so well you don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role . He drags it back , single-handed . He fails . He has a great cast and a great idea He has a great cast and a great idea . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about He isn't blind to the silliness , but also captures moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction He makes language sexy He makes language sexy . He makes you realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty . He nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race He nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race . He seems to want both , but succeeds in making neither . He thinks the film is just as much a document about him as it is about the subject . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . Heart Heartbreak Hospital wants to convey the same kind of haughtiness in its own sketchy material Heartbreak Hospital wants to convey the same kind of haughtiness in its own sketchy material but this territory has already been explored previously with better aplomb and sardonic wit . Heartwarming Heartwarming and Heartwarming and gently comic even as the film breaks your heart Heartwarming and gently comic even as the film breaks your heart . Heartwarming here relies less on forced air than on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script by Axel Hellstenius . Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable Heaven Heaven '' appalling Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled Heaven is one such beast Heaven proves to be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors . Heavy with flabby rolls of typical Toback machinations Heavy with flabby rolls of typical Toback machinations . Heavy-handed Hell Hell House Hell House , Hell House is a fascinating document of an event that has to be seen to be believed . Hell Houses in particular Hell is ) looking down at your watch and realizing Serving Sara isn't even halfway through . Helmer Hudlin tries to make a hip comedy , Helmer Hudlin tries to make a hip comedy , but his dependence on slapstick defeats the possibility of creating a more darkly edged tome Helmer Hudlin tries to make a hip comedy , but his dependence on slapstick defeats the possibility of creating a more darkly edged tome . Hence , Storytelling is far more appealing Henry Bean's thoughtful screenplay Henry Bean's thoughtful screenplay provides no easy answers , but offers a compelling investigation of faith versus intellect Hepburn and Grant , two cinematic icons with chemistry galore Her fans walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible , '' but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . In this case zero . Her fans walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible , '' but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . Her film Her film is like a beautiful food entrée that isn't heated properly , so that it ends up a bit cold and relatively flavorless . Her performance moves between heartbreak and rebellion as she continually tries to accommodate to fit in and gain the unconditional love she seeks . Here's a case of two actors who do everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior . Here's my advice , Kev . Start reading your scripts before signing that dotted line . Here's yet another cool crime movie that actually manages to bring something new into the mix . Here's yet another studio horror franchise mucking up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep . But Here , alas , it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . Here , common sense flies out the window , along with the hail of bullets , none of which ever seem to hit Sascha . Here , thankfully Here is a VH1 Behind the Music special that has something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation . Here is a divine monument to a single man's struggle to regain his life , his dignity and his music . Here the love scenes all end in someone screaming . Hermitage Museum Heroes Herzog has fallen Herzog is obviously looking for a moral to his fable , but the notion that a strong , unified showing among Germany and Eastern European Jews might have changed 20th-Century history is undermined by Ahola's inadequate performance Herzog simply runs out of ideas Herzog simply runs out of ideas and Herzog simply runs out of ideas and the pace turns positively leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion Herzog simply runs out of ideas and the pace turns positively leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion . Hey , Happy ! Hey , Happy ! is many things -- stoner midnight flick , sci-fi deconstruction , gay fantasia -- but above all it's a love story as sanguine as its title Hey , the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse . '' Hey Arnold ! The Movie could have been made 40 years ago Hey Arnold ! The Movie could have been made 40 years ago , and parents ' appreciation of it may depend on whether they consider that a good thing . Hey Arnold ! The Movie is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance Hey Arnold ! The Movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , Hey Arnold ! The Movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and Hey Arnold ! The Movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and it ain't pretty . Hey Arnold ! is now stretched to barely feature length , with a little more attention paid to the animation Hey Arnold ! is now stretched to barely feature length , with a little more attention paid to the animation . Still , the updated Dickensian sensibility of writer Craig Bartlett's story is appealing . Hey everybody , wanna watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? Hey everybody , wanna watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? I didn't think so . High Art High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \ \/ Marine\/legal mystery High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \ \/ Marine\/legal mystery , High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \ \/ Marine\/legal mystery , and High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \ \/ Marine\/legal mystery , and that's because the movie serves up all of that stuff , nearly subliminally , as the old-hat province of male intrigue . High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \/ Marine\/legal mystery High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \/ Marine\/legal mystery , High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \/ Marine\/legal mystery , and High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \/ Marine\/legal mystery , and that's because the movie serves up all of that stuff , nearly subliminally , as the old-hat province of male intrigue High Crimes carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \/ Marine\/legal mystery , and that's because the movie serves up all of that stuff , nearly subliminally , as the old-hat province of male intrigue . High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . How about surprising us by trying something new High Crimes is a cinematic misdemeanor High Crimes is a cinematic misdemeanor , a routine crime thriller remarkable only for its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd . High Crimes should be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer . High Crimes steals so freely from other movies and combines enough disparate types of films that it can't help but engage an audience . High Fidelity High drama High drama , High drama , Disney-style High drama , Disney-style - a wing and a prayer and a hunky has-been pursuing his castle in the sky High drama , Disney-style - a wing and a prayer and a hunky has-been pursuing his castle in the sky . High on melodrama High on melodrama . But it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast High on melodrama . But it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast . Highbrow Highbrow self-appointed guardians of culture need not apply Highlander Highlighted Highlighted by a gritty style and an excellent cast Highlighted by a gritty style and an excellent cast , it's better than one might expect when you look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role . Highly engaging . Highly irritating at first Highly irritating at first , Mr . Koury's passive technique eventually begins to yield some interesting results . Highly recommended as an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event and the elements which contributed to it . Highly recommended viewing for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting . Highly uneven Highly uneven and Highly uneven and inconsistent Highly uneven and inconsistent ... Highly uneven and inconsistent ... Margarita Happy Hour kinda Highly uneven and inconsistent ... Margarita Happy Hour kinda resembles the el cheapo margaritas served within . Highly watchable stuff . Hilarious Hilarious , Hilarious , acidic Brit comedy Hilarious , touching and wonderfully dyspeptic Hilarious musical comedy Hilariously Hilariously inept and ridiculous Hilary Hill looks to be going through the motions , beginning with the pale script . Hip-hop has a history , and it's a metaphor for this love story Hip-hop prison thriller of stupefying absurdity Hip-hop prison thriller of stupefying absurdity . Hip-hop rarely comes alive as its own fire-breathing entity in this picture . His Best His Best Friend Remembers His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes His Secret Life enters the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles His Secret Life is light , innocuous and unremarkable . His best film His best-known creation His characters are engaging His healthy sense His healthy sense of satire His healthy sense of satire is light and fun His last movie was poetically romantic and full His last movie was poetically romantic and full of indelible images His last movie was poetically romantic and full of indelible images , His last movie was poetically romantic and full of indelible images , but his latest has nothing going for it His warriors collide in balletic explosion that implies an underlying order throughout the chaos His work transcends the boy-meets-girl posturing of typical love stories . His work with actors is particularly impressive . Historical dramas fused with love triangle is a well worn conceit . But Historical dramas fused with love triangle is a well worn conceit . But this films lacks the passion required to sell the material Historical dramas fused with love triangle is a well worn conceit . But this films lacks the passion required to sell the material . Hit Hit and miss as far as the comedy goes Hit and miss as far as the comedy goes and Hit and miss as far as the comedy goes and a big ole ' miss in the way of story Hitchcock's Hitchcockian Hitchcockian suspense Hitchcockian theme Hitchens ' obsession with Kissinger is , at bottom , a sophisticated flower child's desire to purge the world of the tooth and claw of human power Hitler Hitler's Hitler's destiny Hits one out of the park for the ` they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department Hjejle quite appealing Hmmm Hmmm ... might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener ? Hoffman's best efforts Hoffman's brilliance Hoffman's performance is authentic to the core of his being . Hoffman's performance is great Hoffman's powerful acting clinic Hoffman's quirks and mannerisms , particularly his penchant for tearing up on cue -- things that seem so real in small doses -- Hoffman's quirks and mannerisms , particularly his penchant for tearing up on cue -- things that seem so real in small doses -- become annoying and artificial . Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons Hoffman keeps us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity . Hoffman notches in the nuances of pain , Hoffman notches in the nuances of pain , but Hoffman notches in the nuances of pain , but his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , and that saves his pathos from drippiness Hoffman waits too long to turn his movie in an unexpected direction , and Hoffman waits too long to turn his movie in an unexpected direction , and even then his tone retains a genteel , prep-school quality that feels dusty and leatherbound Hoffman waits too long to turn his movie in an unexpected direction , and even then his tone retains a genteel , prep-school quality that feels dusty and leatherbound . Hogan's Heroes star Bob Crane Holland lets things peter out midway , Holland lets things peter out midway , but Holland lets things peter out midway , but it's notably better acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals . Hollywood's hastier productions Hollywood , success Hollywood , success , Hollywood , success , artistic integrity Hollywood , success , artistic integrity and Hollywood , success , artistic integrity and intellectual bankruptcy Hollywood Ending is a depressing experience Hollywood Ending is not show-stoppingly hilarious , but scathingly witty nonetheless . Hollywood Ending is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . Hollywood Ending is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea . Hollywood Ending is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea . But Hollywood Ending is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea . But the execution is a flop with the exception of about six gags that really work Hollywood Ending just isn't very funny . Hollywood Ending may be his way of saying that piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now Hollywood action epics Hollywood action epics . Hollywood comedies such as Father of the Bride Hollywood concoction Hollywood confection Hollywood couldn't possibly fictionalize and be believed Hollywood disregard Hollywood dreck Hollywood excess Hollywood expects people to pay to see it Hollywood fluff Hollywood frightfest Hollywood has been trying to pass off as acceptable teen entertainment for some time now . Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies , Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies , and Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies , and Ice Age only improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies , and Ice Age only improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor . Hollywood has squandered the opportunity , using it as a prop for warmed-over melodrama and the kind of choreographed mayhem that director John Woo has built his career on Hollywood has taken quite a nosedive from Alfred Hitchcock's imaginative flight to Shyamalan's self-important summer fluff . Hollywood hoo-ha Hollywood horror Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us Hollywood is sordid and disgusting . Hollywood is sordid and disgusting . Quelle surprise ! Hollywood kids Hollywood magic Hollywood movie Hollywood pipeline Hollywood program Hollywood remake Hollywood road Hollywood romance Hollywood satire Hollywood sellouts Hollywood too long has ignored Hollywood too rarely provides Hollywood trap Hollywood war-movie stuff Hollywood-action cliches Hollywood-predictable Holm does his sly , intricate magic Holm does his sly , intricate magic , Holm does his sly , intricate magic , and Holm does his sly , intricate magic , and Iben Hjelje is entirely appealing as Pumpkin Holm does his sly , intricate magic , and Iben Hjelje is entirely appealing as Pumpkin . Holm is terrific as both men Holm is terrific as both men and Holm is terrific as both men and Hjejle quite appealing Holmes has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) Holocaust escape story Holocaust films Holocaust literature Holofcener's film offers just enough insight to keep it from being simpleminded , and Holofcener's film offers just enough insight to keep it from being simpleminded , and the ensemble cast is engaging enough to keep you from shifting in your chair too often Holofcener rejects patent solutions to dramatize life's messiness from inside out , in all its strange quirks . Holy mad maniac Holy mad maniac in a mask , Splat-Man ! Good old-fashioned slash-and-hack Home Home Alabama Home Alone goes Hollywood , a funny premise until the kids start pulling off stunts not even Steven Spielberg would know how to do Home Movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time . Home Movie is about the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it . Home Movie will leave you wanting more , not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face . Hong Kong's John Woo Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking Hong Kong films Hong Kong master John Woo Hope keeps arising that the movie will live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors , but it doesn't Hopelessly Hopelessly inane , humorless and under-inspired . Hopkins Hopkins ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . Hopkins ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it . '' Hopkins , squarely fills the screen . Hopkins and Norton are a winning combination Hopkins looks like a drag queen Hopkins looks like a drag queen . Hopkins\/Rock collision Horns and Halos benefits from serendipity but also reminds us of our own responsibility to question what is told as the truth . Horrendously Horrendously amateurish filmmaking that is plainly dull and visually ugly when it isn't incomprehensible . Horrible Horrible . Horrid Horrid little propaganda film Horrid little propaganda film with fascinating connections not only to the Serbs themselves but also to a network of American right-wing extremists . Hossein Hot Hot and the John Wayne classics Hot is like saying the sun rises in the east Hot on the Hardwood proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny . Hot with the WWII espionage thriller Houseboat and Father Goose in its affectionate depiction of the gentle war between a reluctant , irresponsible man and the kid who latches onto him How How I Killed My Father compelling How I Killed My Father is one of those art house films that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only How Long Is This Movie How Martha Got Her Groove Back -- assuming , that is , she ever had one to begin with How about surprising us by trying something new How about surprising us by trying something new ? How anyone over the age of 2 can stomach the touchy-feely message How can something so gross be so boring ? How can such a cold movie claim to express warmth How can such a cold movie claim to express warmth and How can such a cold movie claim to express warmth and longing ? How can such a cold movie claim to express warmth and longing ? In truth , it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) How can such a cold movie claim to express warmth and longing ? In truth , it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) . How can you charge money for this ? How can you charge money for this ? ' How did it ever get made How do you make a movie with depth about a man who lacked any ? How do you make a movie with depth about a man who lacked any ? On the evidence before us , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough . How do you spell cliché ? How good How good this film might be , depends if you believe that the shocking conclusion is too much of a plunge or not . How inept is Serving Sara ? How inept is Serving Sara ? It makes even Elizabeth Hurley seem graceless and ugly . How many more times will indie filmmakers subject us to boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other ? How many more voyages can this limping but dearly-loved franchise survive ? ' How this one escaped the Lifetime network I'll never know . How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog is slight but unendurable How will you feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering ? '' Howard's appreciation of Brown and his writing Howard's appreciation of Brown and his writing is clearly well-meaning and sincere Howard and his co-stars all give committed performances Howard and his co-stars all give committed performances , Howard and his co-stars all give committed performances , but Howard and his co-stars all give committed performances , but they're often undone by Howard's self-conscious attempts to find a ` literary ' filmmaking style to match his subject Howard and his co-stars all give committed performances , but they're often undone by Howard's self-conscious attempts to find a ` literary ' filmmaking style to match his subject . Howard appears to have had free rein to be as pretentious as he wanted Howard conjures the past via surrealist flourishes so overwrought you'd swear he just stepped out of a Buñuel retrospective . Howard demonstrates a great eye as a director However However , it's pleasant enough and its ecological , pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome . However , it lacks grandeur However clever However it may please those who love movies that blare with pop songs However sincere it may be , The Rising Place never quite justifies its own existence . However stale the material However stale the material , Lawrence's delivery remains perfect ; However stale the material , Lawrence's delivery remains perfect ; his great gift is that he can actually trick you into thinking some of this worn-out , pandering palaver is actually funny Howie Hrs Hrs . made Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man hasn't aged a day . Hubert's punches Hubert with a mixture of deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure Hubert with a mixture of deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure of tenderness required to give this comic slugfest some heart Hudlin is stuck trying to light a fire with soggy leaves . Hugely accomplished Hugely accomplished slice of Hitchcockian suspense . Hugely entertaining from start to finish , featuring a fall from grace that still leaves shockwaves Hugely entertaining from start to finish , featuring a fall from grace that still leaves shockwaves , it will gratify anyone who has ever suspected Hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels . Hugh Grant's act is so consuming that sometimes it's difficult to tell who the other actors in the movie are . Hugh Grant , who has a good line in charm Hugh Grant , who has a good line in charm , Hugh Grant , who has a good line in charm , has never been more charming than in About a Boy . Hugh Grant whimsy Hughes comedy Human Nature , in short , isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is ; Human Nature , in short , isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is ; neither is it as smart Human Nature , in short , isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is ; neither is it as smart . Human Nature is a goofball movie , in the way that Malkovich was , but it tries too hard Human Nature is a goofball movie , in the way that Malkovich was , but it tries too hard . Human Nature should be ingratiating Human Nature talks the talk , but it fails to walk the silly walk that distinguishes the merely quirky from the surreal Human Resources was a good , straightforward tale Human Resources was a good , straightforward tale , Human Resources was a good , straightforward tale , but Human Resources was a good , straightforward tale , but Time Out is better Human Resources was a good , straightforward tale , but Time Out is better . It's haunting . Humor in I Spy is so anemic . Humorless Humorless , Humorless , self-conscious art drivel Humorless , self-conscious art drivel , Humorless , self-conscious art drivel , made without a glimmer of intelligence or invention . Humorous Humorous , Humorous , artsy , and even cute Humorous and Humorous and heartfelt Humorous and heartfelt , Humorous and heartfelt , Douglas McGrath's version of ` Nicholas Nickleby ' Humorous and heartfelt , Douglas McGrath's version of ` Nicholas Nickleby ' left me feeling refreshed and hopeful . Humorous and heartfelt , Douglas McGrath's version of ` Nicholas Nickleby ' left me feeling refreshed and hopeful . Not many movies have that kind of impact on me these days . Hungry-Man portions of bad Hungry-Man portions of bad ' Hunter -- starring Irwin and his American wife\/colleague , Terri -- is a movie children should enjoy . Huppert's intensity and focus has a raw exhilaration about it Huppert's show to steal Huppert's show to steal and she makes a meal of it , channeling Kathy Baker's creepy turn as the repressed mother on Boston Public just as much as 8 Women's Augustine Huppert's show to steal and she makes a meal of it , channeling Kathy Baker's creepy turn as the repressed mother on Boston Public just as much as 8 Women's Augustine . Huppert's volatile performance makes for a riveting movie experience Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , is riveting Huppert ... is magnificent Huppert and Girardot give performances of exceptional honesty . Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes Hush ! sympathetically captures the often futile lifestyle of young people in modern Japan . Huston's revelatory performance Huston performance Hypnotically dull Hypnotically dull , Hypnotically dull , relentlessly downbeat Hypnotically dull , relentlessly downbeat , laughably predictable wail pitched to the cadence of a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry . Hélène Angel is definitely a director to watch . I'd be hard pressed to think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn this year . I'd be lying if I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow . I'd have to say the star and director are the big problems here I'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies I'd rather listen to old Tori Amos records I'd rather watch a rerun of The Powerpuff Girls I'd rather watch them on the Animal Planet . I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes . I'd take ( its ) earnest errors and hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time . I'd watch these two together again in a New York minute . I'll at least remember their characters I'll at least remember their characters . I'll bet most parents had thought I'll buy the Criterion DVD . I'll buy the soundtrack . I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project . I'll go out on a limb . I'll go out on a limb . It isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year . It's just merely very bad . I'll put it this way : If you're in the mood for a melodrama narrated by talking fish , this is the movie for you I'll settle for a nice cool glass of iced tea and I'll settle for a nice cool glass of iced tea and a Jerry Bruckheimer flick any day of the week I'll stay with the stage versions , however , which bite cleaner , and deeper . I'm Not I'm Not , and then I realized that I just didn't care I'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it I'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather I'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather , you'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief . I'm all for that I'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business I'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business , I'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business , but surely it doesn't have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks I'm almost recommending it , anyway I'm convinced I could keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation better than these British soldiers do at keeping themselves kicking . I'm giving it a strong thumbs up I'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . I'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . There's got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease . I'm going to give it a marginal thumbs up . I'm going to give it a marginal thumbs up . I liked it just enough . I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal I'm guessing the director is a magician . I'm guessing the director is a magician . After all , he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long I'm just about ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike I'm left slightly disappointed that it didn't . I'm likely to see all year I'm not a fan of the phrase ` life affirming ' because it usually means ` schmaltzy , ' I'm not a fan of the phrase ` life affirming ' because it usually means ` schmaltzy , ' but Real Women Have Curves truly is life affirming I'm not a fan of the phrase ` life affirming ' because it usually means ` schmaltzy , ' but Real Women Have Curves truly is life affirming . I'm not even a fan of the genre I'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop I'm not exactly sure what this movie thinks it is about . I'm not generally a fan of vegetables I'm not generally a fan of vegetables but I'm not generally a fan of vegetables but this batch is pretty cute I'm not quite sure what the point is ... I'm not sure these words have ever been together in the same sentence : I'm not sure these words have ever been together in the same sentence : This erotic cannibal movie is boring I'm not sure these words have ever been together in the same sentence : This erotic cannibal movie is boring . I'm not sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening I'm not sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening , I'm not sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening , but I'm not sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening , but it's stupid I'm not sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening , but it's stupid . I'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen . I'm not sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen . I'm not sure which will take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche . I'm sorry to say that this should seal the deal - Arnold is not , nor will he be , back I'm sorry to say that this should seal the deal - Arnold is not , nor will he be , back . I'm still stunned . I'm still stunned . And I've decided to leave a light on every night from now on I'm sure if you're a Hartley fan , you might enjoy yourself ... I'm sure if you're a Hartley fan , you might enjoy yourself ... Me , I didn't care for it I'm sure mainstream audiences will be baffled , I'm sure mainstream audiences will be baffled , but , for those with at least a minimal appreciation of Woolf and Clarissa Dalloway , The Hours represents two of those well spent . I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point . I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point . It's a visual Rorschach test I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point . It's a visual Rorschach test and I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point . It's a visual Rorschach test and I must have failed I'm sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point . It's a visual Rorschach test and I must have failed . I'm sure the filmmakers found this a remarkable and novel concept , I'm sure the filmmakers found this a remarkable and novel concept , but anybody who has ever seen an independent film can report that it is instead a cheap cliché I'm sure the filmmakers found this a remarkable and novel concept , but anybody who has ever seen an independent film can report that it is instead a cheap cliché . I'm sure there's a teenage boy out there somewhere who's dying for this kind of entertainment . I'm telling you , this is f \*\*\* ed I've always dreamed of attending Cannes , but after seeing this film , it's not that big a deal I've been as entranced and appalled by an Asian film since Shinya Tsukamoto's Iron Man I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' I've ever seen that had no obvious directing involved I've got a creepy feeling that the film is closer to the mark than I want to believe I've got to give it thumbs down I've had more interesting -- and , dare I say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama . I've had since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful I've never bought from telemarketers , but I bought this movie I've never bought from telemarketers , but I bought this movie . I've never seen ( a remake ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic ... I've never seen or heard anything quite like this film I've never seen or heard anything quite like this film , I've never seen or heard anything quite like this film , and I've never seen or heard anything quite like this film , and I recommend it for its originality alone I've never seen or heard anything quite like this film , and I recommend it for its originality alone . I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material I've seen some bad singer-turned actors I've seen some bad singer-turned actors , I've seen some bad singer-turned actors , but I've seen some bad singer-turned actors , but Lil Bow Wow takes the cake I've seen some bad singer-turned actors , but Lil Bow Wow takes the cake . I've yet to find an actual Vietnam War combat movie actually produced by either the North or South Vietnamese I've yet to find an actual Vietnam War combat movie actually produced by either the North or South Vietnamese , but at least now we've got something pretty damn close I've yet to find an actual Vietnam War combat movie actually produced by either the North or South Vietnamese , but at least now we've got something pretty damn close . I Killed My Father I Killed My Father compelling I Killed My Father is one of those art house films that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only I Killed My Father would be a rarity in Hollywood . I Know About Her , but who else engaged in filmmaking today is so cognizant of the cultural and moral issues involved in the process I Spy at a video store near you I Spy has all the same problems the majority of action comedies have . I Spy is an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations . It's as flat as an open can of pop left sitting in the sun . I Spy is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly that it's more than a worthwhile effort . I Spy were funny ( enough ) or exciting ( enough ) I admire I admire it and yet can not recommend it , because it overstays its natural running time . I admire the closing scenes of the film , which seem to ask whether our civilization offers a cure for Vincent's complaint . I almost expected there to be a collection taken for the comedian at the end of the show . I also believe that Resident Evil is not it . I also wanted a little alien as a friend ! I am baffled by Jason X. I am highly amused by the idea that we have come to a point in society where it has been deemed important enough to make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson . I am more offended by his lack of faith in his audience than by anything on display here . I am not generally a huge fan of cartoons derived from TV shows , I am not generally a huge fan of cartoons derived from TV shows , but Hey Arnold ! I am not generally a huge fan of cartoons derived from TV shows , but Hey Arnold ! The Movie is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance I am not generally a huge fan of cartoons derived from TV shows , but Hey Arnold ! The Movie is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance . I approached the usher and said that if she had to sit through it again , she should ask for a raise . I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century I become very involved in the proceedings ; to me I believe Silberling had the best intentions here I believe Silberling had the best intentions here , I blame all men for war , '' ( the warden's daughter ) tells her father . The movie is about as deep as that sentiment . I bought this movie I can't begin to tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents ... I can't quite recommend it I can't quite recommend it -- I can't quite recommend it -- it's too patched together I can't quite recommend it -- it's too patched together -- I can't quite recommend it -- it's too patched together -- but I almost can I can't quite recommend it -- it's too patched together -- but I almost can ; I can't quite recommend it -- it's too patched together -- but I almost can ; it's the kind of movie that makes you want to like it I can't recommend it . I can't recommend it . But I can't recommend it . But it's surprisingly harmless I can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie I can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie , I can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie , but I can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie , but there's only one problem I can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie , but there's only one problem ... I can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie , but there's only one problem ... it's supposed to be a drama I can't remember the last time I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops . I can't say it's on par with the first one I can't say that I liked Homeboy I can't say that I liked Homeboy ; I can't say that I liked Homeboy ; it'd be more accurate to say that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way I can't say this enough : This movie is about an adult male dressed in pink jammies . I can't see why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out . I can't shake the thought that Undercover Brother missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie . I can't wait for the sequel I can't wait to see what the director does next I can analyze this movie in three words : Thumbs Friggin ' Down . I can believe this load of junk . I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master I can easily imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . I can easily imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be and I can easily imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children's stockings I can easily imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be and this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children's stockings . I can imagine this movie as a b & w British comedy , circa 1960 , with Peter Sellers , Kenneth Williams , et al . , but at this time , with this cast , this movie is hopeless . I can imagine this movie as a b & w British comedy , circa 1960 , with Peter Sellers , Kenneth Williams , et al. , but at this time , with this cast , this movie is hopeless I can imagine this movie as a b & w British comedy , circa 1960 , with Peter Sellers , Kenneth Williams , et al. , but at this time , with this cast , this movie is hopeless . I can only imagine one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent I can only imagine one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent , I can only imagine one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent , and I can only imagine one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent , and that's sultry Linda Fiorentino doing the same thing I can state that Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen . I can take infantile humor I can take infantile humor ... but I can take infantile humor ... but this is the sort of infantile that makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it . I can testify to the comparative accuracy of Ms . Vardalos ' memories and insights . I can testify to the comparative accuracy of Ms. Vardalos ' memories and insights . I certainly can't recommend it I certainly wasn't feeling any of it I complain all the time about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again I complain all the time about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again , I complain all the time about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again , but I complain all the time about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again , but The Bourne Identity proves that a fresh take is always possible I could feel my eyelids ... getting ... very ... heavy ... I could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was I could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . Fortunately I could have used my two hours better watching Being John Malkovich again . I could just feel the screenwriter at every moment ` Tap , tap , tap , tap , tapping away ' on this screenplay . I could just skip it I could keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation better than these British soldiers do at keeping themselves kicking I could listen to a teacher with humor , passion , and verve I couldn't help being captivated by it I couldn't help but feel the wasted potential of this slapstick comedy . I couldn't recommend this film more . I could not stand them I could say '' Thank God It's Friday '' I could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' I cried , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film I cried , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film . I cry for I Spy I cry for I Spy -- I cry for I Spy -- or I cry for I Spy -- or I would if this latest and laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs were capable of engendering an emotional response of any kind I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , but I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , but these were more repulsive than the first 30 or 40 minutes I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , but these were more repulsive than the first 30 or 40 minutes . I didn't believe it for a second , despite the best efforts of everyone involved I didn't care I didn't care . I didn't care for it I didn't find much fascination in the swinging . I didn't find much fascination in the swinging . What they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . I didn't find much fascination in the swinging . What they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . But I didn't find much fascination in the swinging . What they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . But that they are doing it is thought-provoking . I didn't hate this one , it's not very good either . I didn't laugh . I didn't laugh . I didn't smile . I didn't laugh . I didn't smile . I survived . I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! I didn't particularly like E.T. the first time I saw it as a young boy I didn't smile . I do . I don't blame Eddie Murphy but shouldn't I don't blame Eddie Murphy but shouldn't Owen Wilson know a movie must have a story and a script ? I don't even care that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible ! I don't feel the least bit ashamed in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold . I don't give a damn , ' have never been more appropriate . I don't know if Frailty will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director , but I don't know if Frailty will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director , but he can rest contentedly with the knowledge that he's made at least one damn fine horror movie I don't know if Frailty will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director , but he can rest contentedly with the knowledge that he's made at least one damn fine horror movie . I don't know what she's doing in here I don't know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . I don't mean that in a good way I don't see the point I don't see the point . I don't think I laughed out loud once . And when you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem . I don't think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version . I don't think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version . But I don't think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version . But I do I don't think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version . But I do . I don't think so I don't think so . I don't think that A . C . will help this movie one bit I don't think that A.C. will help this movie one bit I don't think this movie loves women at all . I doubt anyone will remember the picture by the time Christmas really rolls around I doubt anyone will remember the picture by the time Christmas really rolls around , I encourage young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale I encourage young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale -- I encourage young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale -- you won't be sorry I encourage young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale -- you won't be sorry ! I enjoyed . I enjoyed Barbershop I enjoyed Barbershop . It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters I enjoyed Time of Favor while I was watching it I enjoyed Time of Favor while I was watching it , I enjoyed Time of Favor while I was watching it , but I enjoyed it enough to recommend I enjoyed it enough to recommend . I enjoyed it just as much I enjoyed it just as much ! I enjoyed the movie in a superficial way , while never sure what its purpose was . I enjoyed the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth , and ultimate theme . I even caught the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater I expect much more from a talent as outstanding as director Bruce McCulloch . I fear I feel better already . I feel sorry for Madonna . I felt disrespected . I felt tired and drained and wanted to lie on my own deathbed for a while . I felt trapped and with no obvious escape for the entire 100 minutes . I firmly believe that a good video game movie is going to show up soon . I firmly believe that a good video game movie is going to show up soon . I also believe that Resident Evil is not it . I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill I found The Ring moderately absorbing , largely for its elegantly colorful look and sound . I found What Time ? to be more engaging on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less detached I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way I found it slow , predictable and not very amusing . I found it weirdly appealing I found myself confused when it came time to get to the heart of the movie . I found myself finally unmoved by this film , which is immaculately produced and has serious things to say I found myself finally unmoved by this film , which is immaculately produced and has serious things to say , is that it comes across rather too plainly as allegory . I found myself growing more and more frustrated and detached as Vincent became more and more abhorrent . I found myself howling more than cringing I found myself strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances . I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . '' I found the movie as divided against itself as the dysfunctional family it portrays . I found the proceedings a little bit too conventional . I guarantee that no wise men will be following after it I guess I come from a broken family , and I guess a space station in the year 2455 can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) . I guess it just goes to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen . I had a dream that a smart comedy would come along to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop I had a dream that a smart comedy would come along to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop , I had a dream that a smart comedy would come along to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop , and I had a dream that a smart comedy would come along to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop , and its name was Earnest . I had a lot of problems with this movie I had a lot of problems with this movie . I had a pretty good time with this movie - despite its myriad flaws I had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration I had more fun watching Spy than I had with most of the big summer movies . I had to look away I had to look away - I had to look away - this was god awful I hate it . I hate myself most mornings . I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned I hate the feeling of having been slimed in the name of High Art . I hated myself in the morning . I have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! I have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! - I have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! - I also wanted a little alien as a friend I have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! - I also wanted a little alien as a friend ! I have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E.T. the first time I saw it as a young boy I have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E.T. the first time I saw it as a young boy . I have a feeling that I would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed I have a new favorite musical I have a new favorite musical -- I have a new favorite musical -- and I'm not even a fan of the genre I have always appreciated a smartly written motion picture I have always appreciated a smartly written motion picture , I have always appreciated a smartly written motion picture , and I have always appreciated a smartly written motion picture , and , whatever flaws Igby Goes Down may possess , it is undeniably that I have always appreciated a smartly written motion picture , and , whatever flaws Igby Goes Down may possess , it is undeniably that . I have been waiting my whole life for this movie I have ever seen , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense . I have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental I have given it a one-star rating I have given this movie a rating of zero . I have given this movie a rating of zero . But I haven't laughed that hard in years I haven't laughed that hard in years ! I haven't seen such self-amused trash since Freddy Got Fingered . I have no way of knowing exactly how much is exaggeration , but I have no way of knowing exactly how much is exaggeration , but I've got a creepy feeling that the film is closer to the mark than I want to believe I have not been this disappointed by a movie in a long time . I have returned from the beyond to warn you I have returned from the beyond to warn you : I have returned from the beyond to warn you : this movie is 90 minutes long , and life is too short I have returned from the beyond to warn you : this movie is 90 minutes long , and life is too short . I have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes I have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , I have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , but I have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , but these were more repulsive than the first 30 or 40 minutes I have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes , but these were more repulsive than the first 30 or 40 minutes . I have to admit that I am baffled by Jason X . I have to admit that I am baffled by Jason X. I have to put up with 146 minutes of it I have two words to say about Reign of Fire . Great dragons ! I heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format I highly recommend Irwin I highly recommend Irwin , I highly recommend Irwin , but I honestly never knew what the hell was coming next I hope the movie is widely seen and debated with appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness . I imagined a movie ever could be I just didn't care I just didn't care as much for the story I just saw this movie ... well , it's probably not accurate to call it a movie I just saw this movie ... well , it's probably not accurate to call it a movie . I kept thinking over and over again , ' I should be enjoying this . ' But I kept thinking over and over again , ' I should be enjoying this . ' But I wasn't I kept thinking over and over again , ' I should be enjoying this . ' But I wasn't . I know I shouldn't have laughed , but I know I shouldn't have laughed , but hey , those farts got to my inner nine-year-old I know I shouldn't have laughed , but hey , those farts got to my inner nine-year-old . I know I would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further I know better than to rush to the theatre for this one I know how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too . I know that I'll never listen to Marvin Gaye or the Supremes the same way again I know we're not supposed to take it seriously , but I can't shake the thought that Undercover Brother missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary I last walked out on a movie I laughed at I laughed out loud once . I laughed so much that I didn't mind I laughed throughout the movie I like Frank the Pug , though I like about Men With Brooms and what is kind of special I like all four of the lead actors a lot I like all four of the lead actors a lot and I like all four of the lead actors a lot and they manage to squeeze a few laughs out of the material I like all four of the lead actors a lot and they manage to squeeze a few laughs out of the material , I like all four of the lead actors a lot and they manage to squeeze a few laughs out of the material , but I like all four of the lead actors a lot and they manage to squeeze a few laughs out of the material , but they're treading water at best in this forgettable effort . I like it . I like it . I like it . There is a freedom to watching stunts that are this crude , this fast-paced and this insane . I like my Christmas movies with more elves and snow and less pimps and ho's . I like that Smith , he's not making fun of these people , he's not laughing at them . I like the creepy ideas I like this movie a lot . I like this movie a lot . I like that Smith , he's not making fun of these people , he's not laughing at them . I liked About Schmidt a lot I liked About Schmidt a lot , I liked About Schmidt a lot , but I have a feeling that I would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed I liked About Schmidt a lot , but I have a feeling that I would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed . I liked Homeboy I liked a lot of the smaller scenes . I liked about it I liked it I liked it because it was so endlessly , grotesquely , inventive . I liked it just enough . I liked its heart and its spirit I liked its heart and its spirit . I liked the movie I liked the movie , I liked the movie , but I liked the movie , but I know I would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further I liked the movie , but I know I would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further . I liked the original short story but this movie , even at an hour and twenty-some minutes I liked the original short story but this movie , even at an hour and twenty-some minutes , it's too long and I liked the original short story but this movie , even at an hour and twenty-some minutes , it's too long and it goes nowhere I liked the original short story but this movie , even at an hour and twenty-some minutes , it's too long and it goes nowhere . I liked this film a lot ... I love it ... hell I love it ... hell , I dunno . I love the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . I love the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm before machines change nearly everything . I love the robust middle of this picture . I loved it ! Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible ! I loved looking at this movie . I just didn't care as much for the story . I loved on first sight and , even more important I loved on first sight and , even more important , I loved on first sight and , even more important , love in remembrance . I loved the look of this film . I loved this film . I may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you I mean that as a compliment I mean that in the nicest possible way I might add -- slice of comedic bliss I mind ugly I must have failed I must report that the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks . I never thought I'd say this , but I'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies I never thought I'd say this , but I'd much rather watch teens poking their genitals into fruit pies ! I once had a nightmare like this , I pledge allegiance to Cagney and Lacey . I predict there will be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael I realized that I just didn't care I realized the harsh reality of my situation I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . It's a trifle . I recommend it for its originality alone I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow I saw Knockaround Guys yesterday , and already the details have faded like photographs from the Spanish-American War I saw Knockaround Guys yesterday , and already the details have faded like photographs from the Spanish-American War ... I saw Knockaround Guys yesterday , and already the details have faded like photographs from the Spanish-American War ... It's so unmemorable that it turned my ballpoint notes to invisible ink I saw a theater full of people constantly checking their watches I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie I saw it as a young boy I saw this one I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops I say , entertaining I see this piece of crap again I shamelessly enjoyed it I should be enjoying this . ' I simply can't recommend it enough . I skipped Country Bears I skipped Country Bears . I skipped Country Bears . But I slogged my way through Clockstoppers I sort of loved the people onscreen I spent most of the movie feeling depressed by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters I spied with my little eye ... a mediocre collection of cookie-cutter action scenes and occasionally inspired dialogue bits I stay positive I still can't relate to Stuart I still can't relate to Stuart : I still can't relate to Stuart : He's a mouse , for cryin ' out loud , and all he does is milk it with despondent eyes and whine that nobody treats him human enough I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned . I still want my money back I still want my money back . I stopped thinking about how good it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights . I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener I suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life -- I suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life -- but World Traveler gave me no reason to care I suspect , not to offend by appearing either too serious or too lighthearted , it offends by just being wishy-washy I suspect , not to offend by appearing either too serious or too lighthearted , it offends by just being wishy-washy . I suspect it might deliver again and again I suspect that there are more interesting ways of dealing with the subject . I suspect that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . I suspect that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles . I suspect this is the kind of production that would have been funnier if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD . I sympathize with the plight of these families , but I sympathize with the plight of these families , but the movie doesn't do a very good job conveying the issue at hand I think even fans of Sandler's comic taste may find it uninteresting I think is supposed to be an attempt at hardass American but sometimes just lapses into unhidden British I think it was Plato who said , ' I think , therefore I know better than to rush to the theatre for this one I think it was Plato who said , ' I think , therefore I know better than to rush to the theatre for this one . I think it was Plato who said , ' I think , therefore I know better than to rush to the theatre for this one . ' I thoroughly enjoyed the love story I thought I heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign . I thought it could have been more . I thought the relationships were wonderful , I thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny I thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , I thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and I thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the love ` real ' I thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the love ` real ' . I thought was rather clever I thought was rather clever . I truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne I usually dread encountering the most I valiantly struggled to remain interested , or at least conscious I walked away from this new version of E . T . just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes . I walked away from this new version of E.T. just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes . I walked away not really know who '' they '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care . I walked away not really know who `` they '' were , what `` they '' looked like . I walked out of Runteldat I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back I want a little more than this I wanted more . I wanted so badly for the protagonist to fail I wanted to like much more than I actually did I wanted to stand up in the theater and shout , ` Hey , Kool-Aid ! ' I was amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario , and greatly impressed by the skill of the actors involved in the enterprise . I was beginning to hate it I was entranced . I was expecting I was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism . I was glad when it was over I was hoping that it would be sleazy and fun , but I was hoping that it would be sleazy and fun , but it was neither I was impressed by how many tit-for-tat retaliatory responses the filmmakers allow before pulling the plug on the conspirators and averting an American-Russian Armageddon . I was looking for something hard with which to bludgeon myself unconscious . I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear I was sent a copyof this film to review on DVD . For I was sent a copyof this film to review on DVD . For free . I still want my money back I was sent a copyof this film to review on DVD . For free . I still want my money back . I was surprised at how quickly it faded from my memory I was surprised at how quickly it faded from my memory . I was trying to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great I was trying to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great ... I was trying to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great ... I'm Not , and then I realized that I just didn't care I was trying to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great ... I'm Not , and then I realized that I just didn't care . I was watching a documentary about the wartime Navajos and what they accomplished instead of all this specious Hollywood hoo-ha I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century I will be . I wish I could say '' Thank God It's Friday '' I wish I could say '' Thank God It's Friday '' , I wish I could say '' Thank God It's Friday '' , but I wish I could say '' Thank God It's Friday '' , but the truth of the matter is I was glad when it was over . I wish I could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' I wish I could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' , I wish I could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' , but I wish I could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' , but the truth of the matter is I was glad when it was over I wish it would have just gone more over-the-top instead of trying to have it both ways . I won't argue with anyone who calls ` Slackers ' dumb , insulting , or childish I won't argue with anyone who calls ` Slackers ' dumb , insulting , or childish ... I won't argue with anyone who calls ` Slackers ' dumb , insulting , or childish ... but I won't be sitting through this one again I wonder why . They felt like the same movie to me . I would go back and choose to skip it . I would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further . I would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed I would have no problem giving it an unqualified recommendation . I would if this latest and laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs were capable of engendering an emotional response of any kind I would imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful . I would leave the theater with a lower I . Q . than when I had entered I would leave the theater with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered I would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . I would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . But even then , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes I would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . But even then , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes . IHOPs II achieves ultimate insignificance II experience IMAX cinema IMAX in short IMAX rah-rah IMAX sound system IMAX trip IMAX was made for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space IS as bad as you think , and worse than you can imagine IS as bad as you think , and worse than you can imagine . Ian Holm conquers France as an earthy Napoleon Iben Hjelje is entirely appealing as Pumpkin Ice Age doesn't have some fairly pretty pictures Ice Age is consistently amusing and engrossing ... Ice Age is the first computer-generated feature cartoon to feel like other movies Ice Age is the first computer-generated feature cartoon to feel like other movies , and Ice Age only improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor Ice Age won't drop your jaw Ice Age won't drop your jaw , Ice Age won't drop your jaw , but Ice Age won't drop your jaw , but it will warm your heart , and I'm giving it a strong thumbs up Ice Age won't drop your jaw , but it will warm your heart , and I'm giving it a strong thumbs up . Ice Cube isn't quite out of ripe screwball ideas , but Friday After Next spreads them pretty thin Ice Cube isn't quite out of ripe screwball ideas , but Friday After Next spreads them pretty thin . Ice-T sticks his mug in the window of the couple's BMW and begins haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue Ichi the Killer '' , Takashi Miike , Japan's wildest filmmaker gives us a crime fighter carrying more emotional baggage than Batman ... Ideal Ideal predecessor Idemoto and Kim make a gorgeous pair ... their scenes brim with sexual possibility and emotional danger Idiotic Idiotic and Idiotic and ugly Idiotic and ugly . If '' Lilo & Stitch '' isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . If ( Jaglom's ) latest effort is not the director at his most sparkling , some of its repartee is still worth hearing . If Ayurveda can help us return to a sane regimen of eating , sleeping and stress-reducing contemplation , it is clearly a good thing . If Borstal Boy isn't especially realistic If Damon and Affleck attempt another Project Greenlight , next time out they might try paying less attention to the miniseries and more attention to the film it is about . If Deuces Wild had been tweaked up a notch it would have become a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . But If Deuces Wild had been tweaked up a notch it would have become a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . But it wasn't If Deuces Wild had been tweaked up a notch it would have become a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . But it wasn't . If Disney's Cinderella proved that ' a dream is a wish your heart makes , ' then Cinderella II proves that a nightmare is a wish a studio's wallet makes . If Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood suffers from a ploddingly melodramatic structure If Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood suffers from a ploddingly melodramatic structure , it comes to life in the performances . If Festival in Cannes nails hard - boiled Hollywood argot with a bracingly nasty accuracy If Festival in Cannes nails hard - boiled Hollywood argot with a bracingly nasty accuracy , much about the film , including some of its casting , is frustratingly unconvincing . If H . G . Wells had a time machine and could take a look at his kin's reworked version , what would he say ? ` It looks good , Sonny If H . G . Wells had a time machine and could take a look at his kin's reworked version , what would he say ? ` It looks good , Sonny , If H . G . Wells had a time machine and could take a look at his kin's reworked version , what would he say ? ` It looks good , Sonny , but If H . G . Wells had a time machine and could take a look at his kin's reworked version , what would he say ? ` It looks good , Sonny , but you missed the point If H . G . Wells had a time machine and could take a look at his kin's reworked version , what would he say ? ` It looks good , Sonny , but you missed the point . If H . G . Wells had a time machine and could take a look at his kin's reworked version , what would he say ? ` It looks good , Sonny , but you missed the point . ' If Hill isn't quite his generation's Don Siegel ( or Robert Aldrich ) , it's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair If Hill isn't quite his generation's Don Siegel ( or Robert Aldrich ) , it's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair ; If Hill isn't quite his generation's Don Siegel ( or Robert Aldrich ) , it's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair ; it's all bluster and cliché If Hill isn't quite his generation's Don Siegel ( or Robert Aldrich ) , it's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair ; it's all bluster and cliché . If I Spy were funny ( enough ) or exciting ( enough ) then it would be fairly simple to forgive the financial extortion If I Spy were funny ( enough ) or exciting ( enough ) then it would be fairly simple to forgive the financial extortion it's trying to reap from the moviegoing public . If I could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was If I could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . If I could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . Fortunately If I could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . Fortunately , you still have that option . If I had been thinking about the visual medium , they would have been doing something wrong If I have to choose between gorgeous animation and a lame story ( like , say , Treasure Planet ) or so-so animation and an exciting , clever story with a batch of appealing characters If I stay positive If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master If I want a real movie If I want a real movie , I'll buy the Criterion DVD . If I want music , I'll buy the soundtrack . If Melville is creatively a great whale If Mostly Martha is mostly unsurprising , it's still a sweet , even delectable diversion . If Oscar had a category called Best Bad Film You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful But Wasn't If Oscar had a category called Best Bad Film You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful But Wasn't , Guys would probably be duking it out with The Queen of the Damned for the honor . If S&M seems like a strange route to true love , maybe it is , but it's to this film's ( and its makers ' ) credit that we believe that that's exactly what these two people need to find each other -- and themselves If S&M seems like a strange route to true love , maybe it is , but it's to this film's ( and its makers ' ) credit that we believe that that's exactly what these two people need to find each other -- and themselves . If Sinise's character had a brain his ordeal would be over in five minutes but instead the plot If Steven Soderbergh's ` Solaris ' is a failure If The Count of Monte Cristo doesn't transform Caviezel into a movie star If The Full Monty was a freshman fluke If The Full Monty was a freshman fluke , Lucky Break is ( Cattaneo ) sophomore slump . If The Last Man were the last movie left on earth , there would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . If The Man from Elysian Fields is doomed by its smallness If The Man from Elysian Fields is doomed by its smallness , it is also elevated by it -- the kind of movie that you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out . If The Tuxedo actually were a suit , it would fit Chan like a $ 99 bargain-basement special . If Welles was unhappy at the prospect of the human race splitting in two , he probably wouldn't be too crazy with his great-grandson's movie splitting up in pretty much the same way . If `` Lilo & Stitch '' isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since `` Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . If a big musical number like ` Praise the Lord , He's the God of Second Chances ' doesn't put you off If a big musical number like ` Praise the Lord , He's the God of Second Chances ' doesn't put you off , this will be an enjoyable choice for younger kids . If a horror movie's primary goal is to frighten and disturb , then They works spectacularly well ... A shiver-inducing , nerve-rattling ride . If any of them list this ` credit ' on their resumes in the future If any of them list this ` credit ' on their resumes in the future , that'll be much funnier than anything in the film ... If anything , see it for Karen Black , who camps up a storm as a fringe feminist conspiracy theorist named Dirty Dick . If anything , the film is doing something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans . If cinema had been around to capture the chaos of France in the 1790's , one imagines the result would look like something like this . If director Michael Dowse only superficially understands his characters If ever a concept came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter If ever a concept came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter , this is it . If ever a concept came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter , this is it . If ever such a dependable concept was botched in execution If ever a concept came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter , this is it . If ever such a dependable concept was botched in execution , this is it . If ever such a dependable concept was botched in execution If ever such a dependable concept was botched in execution , this is it . If it's another regurgitated action movie you're after If it's not entirely memorable If it's not entirely memorable , the movie is certainly easy to watch . If it's seldom boring If it's unnerving suspense you're after -- you'll find it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; with a screenplay to die for If it's unnerving suspense you're after -- you'll find it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; with a screenplay to die for . If it seems like a minor miracle that its septuagenarian star is young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible If it tried to do anything more If it tried to do anything more , it would fail and perhaps explode , but at this level of manic whimsy , it is just about right If it were any more of a turkey If it were any more of a turkey , it would gobble in Dolby Digital stereo . If legendary shlockmeister Ed Wood had ever made a movie about a vampire If not a home run , then at least If not a home run , then at least a solid base hit . If nothing else , `` Rollerball '' 2002 may go down in cinema history as the only movie ever in which the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. If only Merchant paid more attention the story . If only it had the story to match If only it had the story to match . If only it were , well , funnier . If religious films aren't your bailiwick , stay away . If routine action and jokes like this are your cup of tea If routine action and jokes like this are your cup of tea , then pay your $ 8 and get ready for the big shear . If routine action and jokes like this are your cup of tea , then pay your $ 8 and get ready for the big shear . This is one baaaaaaaaad movie . If somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son If swimfan does catch on , it may be because teens are looking for something to make them laugh . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will . If the '70's were your idea of a good time at the movies If the film's vision of sport as a secular religion is a bit cloying , its through-line of family and community is heartening in the same way that each season marks a new start . If the film fails to fulfill its own ambitious goals If the film fails to fulfill its own ambitious goals , it nonetheless sustains interest during the long build-up of expository material . If the film has a problem If the film has a problem , its shortness disappoints : If the film has a problem , its shortness disappoints : You want the story to go on and on If the film has a problem , its shortness disappoints : You want the story to go on and on . If the first Men in Black was money , the second is small change . But it still jingles in the pocket . If the material is slight and admittedly manipulative , Jacquot preserves Tosca's intoxicating ardor through his use of the camera . If the movie were all comedy , it might work better . But it has an ambition to say something about its subjects , but not a willingness . If the plot seems a bit on the skinny side , that's because Panic Room is interested in nothing more than sucking you in ... and making you sweat . If the predictability of bland comfort food appeals to you If the predictability of bland comfort food appeals to you , then the film is a pleasant enough dish . If the real-life story is genuinely inspirational If the real-life story is genuinely inspirational , the movie stirs us as well . If the title is a Jeopardy question , then the answer might be `` How does Steven Seagal come across these days ? '' If there's a heaven for bad movies If there's a heaven for bad movies , Deuces Wild is on its way . If there's a way to effectively teach kids about the dangers of drugs , I think it's in projects like the ( unfortunately R-rated ) Paid . If there's no art here If there's no art here , it's still a good yarn -- which is nothing to sneeze at these days . If there's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A . Addessi , much of the time If there's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr. DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A. Addessi , much of the time If there's one thing this world needs less of If there ain't none , you have a problem If there was any doubt that Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body , A Rumor of Angels should dispel it . If there was ever a movie where the upbeat ending feels like a copout If there was ever a movie where the upbeat ending feels like a copout , this is the one . If they broke out into elaborate choreography , singing and finger snapping it might have held my attention , but as it stands I kept looking for the last exit from Brooklyn . If this disposable tissue has one wild card If this dud had been made in the '70s If this holiday movie is supposed to be a gift , somebody unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff , and left behind the crap ( literally ) . If this is cinema If this is cinema , I pledge allegiance to Cagney and Lacey . If this is the Danish idea of a good time If this movie were a book , it would be a page-turner If this silly little cartoon can inspire a few kids not to grow up to be greedy If villainous vampires are your cup of blood , Blade 2 is definitely a cut above the rest . If we're to slap protagonist Genevieve LePlouff because she's French , do we have that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept ? If we sometimes need comforting fantasies about mental illness , we also need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No . 9 . If we sometimes need comforting fantasies about mental illness , we also need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No. 9 . If you're a Crocodile Hunter fan If you're a Crocodile Hunter fan , you'll enjoy at least the '' real '' portions of the film . If you're looking for a story , don't bother . If you're a WWF fan , or you related to the people who watched the robots getting butchered in A . I . , you'll probably like Rollerball . If you're a comic fan , you can't miss it . If you're a fan of the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . If you're a fan of the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . I will be . If you're as happy listening to movies as you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you If you're as happy listening to movies as you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you , then you're at the right film . If you're burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . If you're content with a clever pseudo-bio that manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life , Eisenstein delivers . If you're down for a silly hack-and-slash flick , you can do no wrong with Jason X. If you're hard up for raunchy college humor If you're in the mood for a melodrama narrated by talking fish If you're in the right B-movie frame of mind , it may just scare the pants off you . If you're looking for a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and what might have happened at Picpus If you're looking for a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and what might have happened at Picpus , Sade is your film . If you're looking for a story , don't bother . If you're looking for an intelligent movie in which you can release your pent up anger , ENOUGH is just the ticket you need . If you're looking for something new and hoping for something entertaining If you're looking for something new and hoping for something entertaining , you're in luck . If you're looking to rekindle the magic of the first film , you'll need a stronger stomach than us . If you're not , you'll still have a good time . '' If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts . If you're not deeply touched by this movie If you're not deeply touched by this movie , check your pulse If you're not deeply touched by this movie , check your pulse . If you're not fans of the adventues of Steve and Terri , you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . If you're not fans of the adventues of Steve and Terri , you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally If you're not fans of the adventues of Steve and Terri , you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally , I'd rather watch them on the Animal Planet . If you're not into the Pokemon franchise , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . But fans should have fun meeting If you're not into the Pokemon franchise , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . But fans should have fun meeting a brand-new Pokemon called Celebi . If you're not totally weirded - out by the notion of cinema as community-therapy spectacle If you're over 25 , have an IQ over 90 , and have a driver's license If you're over 25 , have an IQ over 90 , and have a driver's license , you should be able to find better entertainment . If you're part of her targeted audience , you'll cheer . If you're part of her targeted audience , you'll cheer . Otherwise , maybe . If you're paying attention , the `` big twists '' are pretty easy to guess If you're paying attention , the `` big twists '' are pretty easy to guess - If you're paying attention , the `` big twists '' are pretty easy to guess - but that doesn't make the movie any less entertaining If you're really renting this you're not interested in discretion in your entertainment choices If you're the kind of parent who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix If you're the kind of parent who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix , I have just one word for you - -- Decasia If you're willing to have fun with it If you're willing to have fun with it , you won't feel cheated by the high infidelity of Unfaithful . If you've got a house full of tots -- don't worry , this will be on video long before they grow up and you can wait till then . If you've grown tired of going where no man has gone before , but several movies have - take heart . If you've grown tired of going where no man has gone before , but several movies have - take heart . This is the best Star Trek movie in a long time . If you've the patience , there are great rewards here . If you adored The Full Monty so resoundingly that you're dying to see the same old thing in a tired old setting If you answered yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy If you answered yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy . If you are curious to see the darker side of what's going on with young TV actors ( Dawson Leery did what ?!? ) , or see some interesting storytelling devices , you might want to check it out If you are curious to see the darker side of what's going on with young TV actors ( Dawson Leery did what ?!? ) , or see some interesting storytelling devices , you might want to check it out , but there's nothing very attractive about this movie If you are curious to see the darker side of what's going on with young TV actors ( Dawson Leery did what ?!? ) , or see some interesting storytelling devices , you might want to check it out , but there's nothing very attractive about this movie . If you are in the mood for an intelligent weepy If you are in the mood for an intelligent weepy , it can easily worm its way into your heart . ' If you are into splatter movies , then you will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea . If you are willing to do this , then you so crazy ! If you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any If you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else . If you can get past the taboo subject matter If you can get past the taboo subject matter , it will be well worth your time . If you can push on through the slow spots If you can push on through the slow spots , you'll be rewarded with some fine acting . If you can read the subtitles ( the opera is sung in Italian ) and you like ` Masterpiece Theatre ' type costumes , you'll enjoy this movie . If you can stomach the rough content If you can swallow its absurdities and crudities If you can swallow its absurdities and crudities Lagaan really is enormously good fun . If you can tolerate the redneck-versus-blueblood cliches that the film trades in If you come from a family that eats , meddles , argues , laughs , kibbitzes and fights together , then go see this delightful comedy . If you dig on David Mamet's mind tricks ... rent this movie and enjoy If you don't If you don't flee , you might be seduced . If you don't laugh , flee . If you don't laugh If you don't laugh , flee If you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright If you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright , then Blood Work is for you . If you enjoy more thoughtful comedies with interesting conflicted characters If you ever wanted to be an astronaut , this is the ultimate movie experience If you ever wanted to be an astronaut , this is the ultimate movie experience - If you ever wanted to be an astronaut , this is the ultimate movie experience - it's informative and breathtakingly spectacular If you ever wanted to be an astronaut , this is the ultimate movie experience - it's informative and breathtakingly spectacular . If you ever wondered what it would be like to be smack in the middle of a war zone armed with nothing but a camera If you ever wondered what it would be like to be smack in the middle of a war zone armed with nothing but a camera , this Oscar-nominated documentary takes you there . If you go , pack your knitting needles If you go , pack your knitting needles . If you go into the theater expecting a scary , action-packed chiller If you go into the theater expecting a scary , action-packed chiller , you might soon be looking for a sign . If you go into the theater expecting a scary , action-packed chiller , you might soon be looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is . If you grew up on Scooby -- you'll love this movie . If you grew up on Scooby -- you'll love this movie . Matthew Lillard is born to play Shaggy ! If you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . If you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . Much of it is funny If you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . Much of it is funny , If you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . Much of it is funny , but If you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . Much of it is funny , but there are also some startling , surrealistic moments If you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . Much of it is funny , but there are also some startling , surrealistic moments ... If you like an extreme action-packed film with a hint of humor If you like an extreme action-packed film with a hint of humor , then Triple X marks the spot . If you like blood , guts and crazy beasts stalking men with guns though ... you will likely enjoy this monster . If you like peace , you'll like Promises . If you like quirky , odd movies and\/or the ironic If you like quirky , odd movies and\/or the ironic , here's a fun one . If you love Motown music If you love him , you'll like it . If you love reading and\/or poetry If you love reading and\/or poetry , then by all means check it out . If you love the music , and I do If you love the music , and I do , its hard to imagine having more fun watching a documentary ... If you open yourself up to Mr . Reggio's theory of this imagery as the movie's set If you open yourself up to Mr. Reggio's theory of this imagery as the movie's set ... it can impart an almost visceral sense of dislocation and change . If you really want to understand what this story is really all about , you're far better served by the source material . If you recognize Zeus ( the dog from Snatch ) it will make you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one . If you saw Benigni's Pinocchio at a public park , you'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . If you saw it on TV , you'd probably turn it off , convinced that you had already seen that movie . If you sometimes like to go to the movies to have fun If you think it's a riot to see Rob Schneider in a young woman's clothes , then you'll enjoy The Hot Chick . If you thought Tom Hanks was just an ordinary big-screen star If you value your time and money , find an escape clause and avoid seeing this trite , predictable rehash . If you want a movie time trip , the 1960 version is a far smoother ride . Ignorant Ignorant Fairies is still quite good-natured and not a bad way to spend an hour or two . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film . Ignoring that , he made Swimfan anyway Iles Ill-considered Ill-considered , unholy hokum . Illiterate Illiterate , often inert sci-fi action thriller . Illuminating Imagine ( if possible ) a Pasolini film without passion or politics Imagine ( if possible ) a Pasolini film without passion or politics , Imagine ( if possible ) a Pasolini film without passion or politics , or an Almodovar movie without beauty or humor , Imagine ( if possible ) a Pasolini film without passion or politics , or an Almodovar movie without beauty or humor , and Imagine ( if possible ) a Pasolini film without passion or politics , or an Almodovar movie without beauty or humor , and you have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma Imagine ( if possible ) a Pasolini film without passion or politics , or an Almodovar movie without beauty or humor , and you have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma . Imagine Kevin Smith , the blasphemous bad boy of suburban Jersey , if he were stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor Imagine Kevin Smith , the blasphemous bad boy of suburban Jersey , if he were stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor . Imagine Kevin Smith , the blasphemous bad boy of suburban Jersey , if he were stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor . The result might look like Vulgar . Imagine O . Henry Imagine O. Henry's The Gift of the Magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene . Imagine Susan Sontag falling in love with Howard Stern . Imagine a film that begins as a Seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s Imagine a film that begins as a Seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s . Imagine a really bad community theater production of West Side Story Imagine a really bad community theater production of West Side Story without the songs Imagine if you will a Tony Hawk skating video interspliced with footage from Behind Enemy Lines and set to Jersey shore techno Imagine the CleanFlicks version of ` Love Story , ' with Ali MacGraw's profanities replaced by romance-novel platitudes . Imagine the James Woods character from Videodrome making a home movie of Audrey Rose and showing it to the kid from The Sixth Sense Imagine the James Woods character from Videodrome making a home movie of Audrey Rose and showing it to the kid from The Sixth Sense and Imagine the James Woods character from Videodrome making a home movie of Audrey Rose and showing it to the kid from The Sixth Sense and you've imagined The Ring Imamura's lively and enjoyable cultural mix Imamura has said that Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women . Imamura has said that Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women . It may also be the best sex comedy about environmental pollution ever made . Imax 3-D Imitation Immersing Impeccably Impeccably filmed Imperfect Imperfect ? Imperfect ? Yes , but also intriguing and honorable , a worthwhile addition to a distinguished film legacy . Implicitly Implicitly acknowledges and celebrates the glorious chicanery and self-delusion of this most American of businesses Implicitly acknowledges and celebrates the glorious chicanery and self-delusion of this most American of businesses , and for that reason it may be the most oddly honest Hollywood document of all Implicitly acknowledges and celebrates the glorious chicanery and self-delusion of this most American of businesses , and for that reason it may be the most oddly honest Hollywood document of all . Importance Important Impossible as it may sound Impossible as it may sound , this film's heart is even more embracing than Monty , if only because it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition . Imposter makes a better short story than it does a film Impostor can't think of a thing to do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels , fight off various anonymous attackers , and evade elaborate surveillance technologies . Impostor deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture Impostor has a handful of thrilling moments and a couple of good performances Impostor has a handful of thrilling moments and a couple of good performances , but Impostor has a handful of thrilling moments and a couple of good performances , but the movie doesn't quite fly . For starters , the story is just too slim . Impostor is a step down for director Gary Fleder . Impresses Impresses as a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation ... just about as chilling and unsettling as ` Manhunter ' Impresses as a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation ... just about as chilling and unsettling as ` Manhunter ' was . Impresses you Impresses you with its open-endedness and surprises In Adobo In Alcatraz ' ... a cinematic corpse In Alcatraz ' ... a cinematic corpse that never springs to life In Auteil's less dramatic but equally incisive performance In Auteil's less dramatic but equally incisive performance , he's a charismatic charmer likely to seduce and conquer . In Cannes offers rare insight into the structure of relationships . In Death to Smoochy , we don't get Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile , and the spectacle is nothing short of refreshing . In Fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale In Full is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . In Full is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat . In IMAX in short , it's just as wonderful on the big screen . In Praise of Love In Praise of Love ' is the director's epitaph for himself In Praise of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large In Praise of Love lacks even the most fragmented charms I have found in almost all of his previous works . In Praise of Love remains a ponderous and pretentious endeavor that's unfocused and tediously exasperating In The New Guy , even the bull gets recycled . In The Pianist In The Pianist , Polanski is saying what he has long wanted to say , confronting the roots of his own preoccupations and obsessions , and he allows nothing to get in the way . In XXX , Diesel is that rare creature -- an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep . In a 102-minute film , Aaliyah gets at most 20 minutes of screen time ... most viewers will wish there had been more of the '' Queen '' and less of the '' Damned In a 102-minute film , Aaliyah gets at most 20 minutes of screen time ... most viewers will wish there had been more of the '' Queen '' and less of the '' Damned . In a 102-minute film , Aaliyah gets at most 20 minutes of screen time ... most viewers will wish there had been more of the '' Queen '' and less of the '' Damned . '' In a big corner office in Hell In a big corner office in Hell , Satan is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise 24\/7 . In a movie full of surprises In a movie full of surprises , the biggest is that Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting . In a strange way , Egoyan has done too much . He's worked too hard on this movie . In a summer of clones In a summer of clones , Harvard Man is something rare and riveting : a wild ride that relies on more than special effects . In a summer overrun with movies dominated by CGI aliens and super heroes , it revigorates the mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway . In a word : No In addition to Hoffman's powerful acting clinic In addition to Hoffman's powerful acting clinic , this is that rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday . In addition to gluing you to the edge of your seat In addition to gluing you to the edge of your seat , Changing Lanes is also a film of freshness , imagination and insight . In addition to scoring high for originality of plot In addition to scoring high for originality of plot -- putting together familiar themes of family , forgiveness and love in a new way -- Lilo & Stitch has a number of other assets to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded . In addition to sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history In addition to sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history , Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . In addition to sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history , Ballistic : Ecks Vs. Sever also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . In addition to the overcooked , ham-fisted direction , which has all the actors reaching for the back row In addition to the overcooked , ham-fisted direction , which has all the actors reaching for the back row , the dialogue sounds like horrible poetry . In all In all fairness In all fairness , I must report that the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks . In all the annals of the movies , few films have been this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant . In an ART FILM ! In an effort In an era where big stars and high production values are standard procedure , Narc strikes a defiantly retro chord , and outpaces its contemporaries with daring and verve . In any case , I would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . In between all the emotional seesawing , it's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . In between all the emotional seesawing , it's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . But they fascinate in their recklessness . In between the icy stunts , the actors spout hilarious dialogue about following your dream and ` just letting the mountain tell you what to do . ' In both the writing and cutting , it does not achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you . You end up simply admiring this bit or that , this performance or that . In comparison to his earlier films it seems a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title ... amounts to surprisingly little . In exactly 89 minutes , most of which passed as slowly as if I'd been sitting naked on an igloo In fact , even better In fact , even better . In fact , it's quite fun in places In fact , it's quite fun in places . In fact , it doesn't even seem like she tried . In his U . S . debut , Mr . Schnitzler proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . In his U.S. debut , Mr. Schnitzler proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . In his debut as a director , Washington has a sure hand . In his debut as a director , Washington has a sure hand . His work with actors is particularly impressive . In his determination to lighten the heavy subject matter In his latest effort , Storytelling , Solondz has finally made a movie that isn't just offensive -- it also happens to be good In his latest effort , Storytelling , Solondz has finally made a movie that isn't just offensive -- it also happens to be good . In his role of observer of the scene , Lawrence sounds whiny and defensive , as if his life-altering experiences made him bitter and less mature . In its best moments In its chicken heart In its chicken heart , Crush goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises . In its dry and forceful way , it delivers the same message as Jiri Menzel's Closely Watched Trains and Danis Tanovic's No Man's Land . In its own floundering way , it gets to you . In its own way , Joshua is as blasphemous and nonsensical as a Luis Buñuel film without the latter's attendant intelligence , poetry , passion , and genius . In its ragged , cheap and unassuming way In its treatment of the dehumanizing and ego-destroying process of unemployment In its treatment of the dehumanizing and ego-destroying process of unemployment , Time Out offers an exploration that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film . In its understanding , often funny way In its understanding , often funny way , it tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation . In my opinion , Analyze That is not as funny or entertaining as Analyze This In my opinion , Analyze That is not as funny or entertaining as Analyze This , In my opinion , Analyze That is not as funny or entertaining as Analyze This , but In my own very humble opinion , In Praise of Love lacks even the most fragmented charms I have found in almost all of his previous works . In old-fashioned screenwriting parlance , Ms . Shreve's novel proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast . In old-fashioned screenwriting parlance , Ms. Shreve's novel proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast . In one scene , we get a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- and Meat Loaf explodes . In other words , about as bad a film In other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year In other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year . In other words , it's badder than bad . In other words , it's just another sports drama\/character study . In other words , it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! C'mon ! In painting an unabashedly romantic picture of a nation whose songs spring directly from the lives of the people In painting an unabashedly romantic picture of a nation whose songs spring directly from the lives of the people , the movie exalts the Marxian dream of honest working folk , with little to show for their labor , living harmoniously , joined in song . In questioning the election process , Payami graphically illustrates the problems of fledgling democracies , but also the strength and sense of freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box . In scope , ambition and accomplishment In some ways , Lagaan is quintessential Bollywood . Except it's much , much better . In space , no one can hear you snore In spite of Good Housekeeping's unsavory characters and WWF mentality In spite of featuring a script credited to no fewer than five writers In spite of featuring a script credited to no fewer than five writers , apparently nobody here bothered to check it twice . In terms of execution this movie is careless and unfocused . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . In the Bedroom In the Mood for Love -- very much a Hong Kong movie In the affable Maid in Manhattan , Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt to take movies by storm In the affable Maid in Manhattan , Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt to take movies by storm , the diva shrewdly surrounds herself with a company of strictly A-list players . In the book-on-tape market , the film of '' The Kid Stays in the Picture '' would be an abridged edition In the book-on-tape market , the film of `` The Kid Stays in the Picture '' would be an abridged edition In the director's cut , the film is not only a love song to the movies but it also is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes . In the disturbingly involving family dysfunctional drama How I Killed My Father , French director Anne Fontaine delivers an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst and the emotional blockage that accompanies this human condition In the end , Punch-Drunk Love is one of those films that I wanted to like much more than I actually did . Sometimes , that's enough . In the end , Ted Bundy's only justification is the director's common but unexplored fascination with the frustrated maniac In the end , Ted Bundy's only justification is the director's common but unexplored fascination with the frustrated maniac ; there's no larger point , and little social context In the end , The Weight of Water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries . ' In the end , Tuck Everlasting falls victim to that everlasting conundrum experienced by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in . In the end , White Oleander isn't an adaptation of a novel . It's a flashy , star-splashed reduction . In the end , the film feels homogenized and a bit contrived , as if we're looking back at a tattered and ugly past with rose-tinted glasses . In the end , the film is less the cheap thriller you'd expect than it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably and dangerously collide . In the end , the movie bogs down in insignificance , saying nothing about Kennedy's assassination and revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate . In the end , there isn't much to it . In the end there is one word that best describes this film : honest . In the era of The Sopranos , it feels painfully redundant and inauthentic . In the long , dishonorable history of quickie teen-pop exploitation In the name of an allegedly inspiring and easily marketable flick In the name of an allegedly inspiring and easily marketable flick , The Emperor's Club turns a blind eye to the very history it pretends to teach . In the new release of Cinema Paradiso , the tale has turned from sweet to bittersweet , and when the tears come during that final , beautiful scene , they finally feel absolutely earned . In the not-too-distant future , movies like Ghost Ship will be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds . In the process of trimming the movie to an expeditious 84 minutes , director Roger Kumble seems to have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags . In the real world , an actor this uncharismatically beautiful would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` Girl in Bar # 3 . '' In the spirit of the season In the spirit of the season , I assign one bright shining star to Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio -- but I guarantee that no wise men will be following after it . In the telling of a story largely untold In the wake of Saving Private Ryan , Black Hawk Down and We Were Soldiers , you are likely to be as heartily sick of mayhem as Cage's war-weary marine . In the wrong hands In the wrong hands , i.e. Peploe's , it's simply unbearable In theory , a middle-aged romance pairing Clayburgh and Tambor sounds promising In theory , a middle-aged romance pairing Clayburgh and Tambor sounds promising , In theory , a middle-aged romance pairing Clayburgh and Tambor sounds promising , but in practice it's something else altogether -- clownish and offensive and nothing at all like real life . In this case zero . In this incarnation its fizz is infectious In this incarnation its fizz is infectious . In this poor remake of such a well loved classic , Parker exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision . ' In truth , it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) In truth , it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) . In trying to be daring and original In visual fertility Treasure Planet rivals the top Japanese animations of recent vintage . Includes too much obvious padding Includes too much obvious padding . Incoherence Incoherence reigns . Inconsequential Inconsequential road-and-buddy pic Inconsequential road-and-buddy pic . Indecent Indeed , the more outrageous bits achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions . Independence , complete with loads of CGI and bushels of violence , but not a drop of human blood India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh Indiana Jones around the globe Indifferently implausible Indifferently implausible popcorn Indifferently implausible popcorn programmer of a movie Infidelity Infidelity drama is nicely shot , well-edited and features a standout performance by Diane Lane . Informative Informative , Informative , intriguing , observant Informative , intriguing , observant , Informative , intriguing , observant , often touching Informative , intriguing , observant , often touching ... Informative , intriguing , observant , often touching ... gives a human face to what's often discussed in purely abstract terms . Inherently caustic and Inherently caustic and oddly whimsical , the film chimes in on the grieving process and strangely draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss . Initial strangeness Initial strangeness inexorably gives way to rote sentimentality Initial strangeness inexorably gives way to rote sentimentality and Initially gripping Initially gripping , eventually cloying POW drama . Insanely hilarious Insanely hilarious ! Insanely hilarious ! I haven't laughed that hard in years ! Inside Inside the film's conflict-powered plot there is a decent moral trying to get out Inside the film's conflict-powered plot there is a decent moral trying to get out , Inside the film's conflict-powered plot there is a decent moral trying to get out , but it's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat Inside the film's conflict-powered plot there is a decent moral trying to get out , but it's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat . Affleck and Jackson are good sparring partners . Insomnia Insomnia . He does this so well Insomnia does not become one of those rare remakes to eclipse the original , Insomnia does not become one of those rare remakes to eclipse the original , but Insomnia does not become one of those rare remakes to eclipse the original , but it doesn't disgrace it , either Insomnia is involving . Still , I thought it could have been more . Insomnia is one of the year's best films Insomnia is one of the year's best films and Insomnia is one of the year's best films and Pacino gives one of his most daring , and complicated , performances Insomnia is one of the year's best films and Pacino gives one of his most daring , and complicated , performances . Insomnia loses points when it surrenders to a formulaic bang-bang , shoot-em-up scene at the conclusion . Insomnia loses points when it surrenders to a formulaic bang-bang , shoot-em-up scene at the conclusion . But Instead , it'll only put you to sleep . Instead , she sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions . Instead of a balanced film that explains the zeitgeist that is the X Games Instead of a balanced film that explains the zeitgeist that is the X Games , we get a cinematic postcard that's superficial and unrealized . Instead of a witty expose on the banality and hypocrisy of too much kid-vid Instead of a witty expose on the banality and hypocrisy of too much kid-vid , we get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos . Instead of accurately accounting a terrible true story Instead of accurately accounting a terrible true story , the film's more determined to become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . But what about the countless other people who'd merely like to watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul ? Instead of building to a laugh riot we are left with a handful of disparate funny moments of no real consequence . Instead of contriving a climactic hero's death for the beloved-major - character-who-shall - remain-nameless , why not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? Instead of hitting the audience over the head with a moral , Schrader relies on subtle ironies and visual devices to convey point of view . Instead of kicking off the intrigue and suspense and mystery of the whole thing , Hart's War , like the St . Louis Rams in the Super Bowl , waits until after halftime to get started . Instead of letting the laughs come as they may , Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick . Instead of making his own style , director Marcus Adams just copies from various sources -- good sources , bad mixture Instead of panoramic sweep , Kapur gives us episodic choppiness , undermining the story's emotional thrust . Instead of simply handling conventional material in a conventional way Instead of simply handling conventional material in a conventional way , Secretary takes the most unexpected material and handles it in the most unexpected way . Instead of trying to bust some blondes , ( Diggs ) should be probing why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad . Instead of using George and Lucy's most obvious differences to ignite sparks , Lawrence desperately looks elsewhere , seizing on George's haplessness and Lucy's personality tics . Insufferably Insufferably naive Insufferably naive . Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game Intacto's luckiest stroke Intelligent Intelligent , caustic Intelligent , caustic take on a great writer and dubious human being . Intelligent and Intelligent and moving Intelligent and moving . Intensely Intensely romantic Intensely romantic , Intensely romantic , thought-provoking and even an engaging mystery Intensely romantic , thought-provoking and even an engaging mystery . Interacting eyeball-to-eyeball and toe-to-toe Interacting eyeball-to-eyeball and toe-to-toe , Hopkins and Norton are a winning combination Interacting eyeball-to-eyeball and toe-to-toe , Hopkins and Norton are a winning combination -- Interacting eyeball-to-eyeball and toe-to-toe , Hopkins and Norton are a winning combination -- but Interacting eyeball-to-eyeball and toe-to-toe , Hopkins and Norton are a winning combination -- but Fiennes steals ` Red Dragon ' right from under their noses Interesting Interesting and Interesting and thoroughly Interesting and thoroughly unfaithful version of Carmen Interesting both as a historical study and as a tragic love story Interesting both as a historical study and as a tragic love story . Intermezzo strain Interminably Interminably bleak Interminably bleak , to say nothing of boring . Internet Interview '' loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into Interview '' loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into . Interview With the Assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic , Interview With the Assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic , and Interview With the Assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic , and as such the film has a difficult time shaking its Blair Witch Project real-time roots Interview With the Assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic , and as such the film has a difficult time shaking its Blair Witch Project real-time roots . Interview with the Assassin draws its considerable power from simplicity . Intimate and Intimate and panoramic Intimate and panoramic . Intriguing Intriguing and beautiful film Intriguing and beautiful film , Intriguing and beautiful film , but Intriguing and beautiful film , but those of you who read the book Intriguing and downright intoxicating Intriguing and downright intoxicating . Intriguing and stylish Intriguing and stylish . Intriguing documentary which is emotionally diluted by focusing on the story's least interesting subject Inuit masterpiece Inventive Inventive , Inventive , fun Inventive , fun , Inventive , fun , intoxicatingly sexy , violent , self-indulgent and maddening Inventive , fun , intoxicatingly sexy , violent , self-indulgent and maddening . Invigorating , surreal , and resonant Invigorating , surreal , and resonant with a rainbow Invigorating , surreal , and resonant with a rainbow of emotion Invigorating , surreal , and resonant with a rainbow of emotion . Invincible Invincible shows he's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film . Involves two mysteries -- Involves two mysteries -- one it gives away and Involves two mysteries -- one it gives away and the other featuring such badly drawn characters that its outcome hardly matters Iosseliani Iran's borderlands Iranian drama Iraqi factory Irish writer Brendan Behan's memoir , Borstal Boy , has been given a loving screen transferral . Irwin and his director never come up with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free . Irwin is a man with enough charisma and audacity to carry a dozen films Irwin is a man with enough charisma and audacity to carry a dozen films , Irwin is a man with enough charisma and audacity to carry a dozen films , but this particular result is ultimately held back from being something greater Irwin is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs . Is '' Ballistic '' worth the price of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked . Would I see it again ? Is '' Ballistic '' worth the price of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked . Would I see it again ? Please see previous answer . Is Beautiful Is God Is Great Is It There ? is not easy Is Red Dragon worthy of a place alongside the other Hannibal movies ? As Hannibal would say , yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . Is an Actress is an utterly charming French comedy that feels so American in sensibility and style Is an Actress works as well as it does because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple Is an Actress works as well as it does because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple . Is anyone else out there getting tired of the whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action aesthetic Is anyone else out there getting tired of the whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action aesthetic ? Is it a comedy ? Is it a comedy ? A drama ? A romance ? A cartoon Is it a comedy ? A drama ? A romance ? A cartoon ? Is it a total success Is it a total success ? No . Is it something any true film addict will want to check out Is it a total success ? No . Is it something any true film addict will want to check out ? You bet . Is it possible for a documentary to be utterly entranced by its subject and still show virtually no understanding of it Is it possible for a documentary to be utterly entranced by its subject and still show virtually no understanding of it ? Is it really an advantage to invest such subtlety and warmth in an animatronic bear when the humans are acting like puppets ? Is it something any true film addict will want to check Is it something any true film addict will want to check out Isn't as sharp as the original Isn't as sharp as the original ... Despite some visual virtues , ` Blade II ' just doesn't cut it . Isn't it a bit early in his career for director Barry Sonnenfeld to do a homage to himself ? Isn't it a bit early in his career for director Barry Sonnenfeld to do a homage to himself ? And it's a lousy one at that Isn't it a bit early in his career for director Barry Sonnenfeld to do a homage to himself ? And it's a lousy one at that . Isn't it great Isn't quite the equal of Woo's best earlier work Is not Is not so much a work of entertainment as it is a unique , well-crafted psychological study of grief . Is office work really as alienating as ` Bartleby ' so effectively makes it Is there a group of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film Is there a group of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? Is there a group of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . Nothing wrong with performances here , but the whiney characters bugged me Is there a group of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . Nothing wrong with performances here , but the whiney characters bugged me . Is this love or is it masochism ? Binoche makes it interesting trying to find out . Is truth stranger than fiction ? In ( screenwriter ) Charlie Kaufman's world , truth and fiction are equally strange , and his for the taking . Isabelle Huppert ... again shows uncanny skill in getting under the skin of her characters Isabelle Huppert excels as the enigmatic Mika and Anna Mouglalis is a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries . Israeli\/Palestinian conflict as It'll keep you wide awake and ... very tense . It's ( Ricci's ) best work yet , this girl-woman who sincerely believes she can thwart the world's misery with blind good will . It's ) a clever thriller with enough unexpected twists to keep our interest . It's ) difficult to get beyond the overall blandness of American Chai It's ... worth the extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles with a film whose very subject is , quite pointedly , about the peril of such efforts . It's 51 times better than this It's Burns ' visuals , characters and his punchy dialogue , not his plot , that carry waydowntown . It's Pauly Shore awful . It's Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned It's Quaid who anchors the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer . It's Splash without the jokes . It's Tommy's job to clean the peep booths surrounding her , and after viewing this one , you'll feel like mopping up , too It's Tommy's job to clean the peep booths surrounding her , and after viewing this one , you'll feel like mopping up , too . It's Young Guns meets Goodfellas in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs It's a Frankenstein-monster of a film that doesn't know what it wants to be . It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . It's a bad action movie because there's no rooting interest It's a bad action movie because there's no rooting interest and the spectacle is grotesque and boring It's a bad action movie because there's no rooting interest and the spectacle is grotesque and boring . It's a bad sign in a thriller when you instantly know whodunit . It's a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over It's a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over , It's a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over , but It's a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over , but it's indicative of how uncompelling the movie is unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest It's a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over , but it's indicative of how uncompelling the movie is unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest . It's a barely tolerable slog over well-trod ground . It's a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters It's a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters - It's a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters - and It's a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters - and it's also pretty funny It's a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters - and it's also pretty funny . It's a beautiful madness It's a big idea It's a big idea , but the film itself is small and shriveled It's a big idea , but the film itself is small and shriveled . It's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' It's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' ... It's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' ... the pandering to a moviegoing audience dominated by young males is all too calculated It's a boring movie about a boring man , made watchable by a bravura performance from a consummate actor incapable of being boring . It's a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson It's a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson , It's a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson , but It's a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson , but the film is an agonizing It's a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson , but the film is an agonizing bore except when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up . Bravado Kathy ! It's a clear-eyed portrait of an intensely lived time , filled with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties . It's a comedy full of gentle humor that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight It's a comedy full of gentle humor that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight . It's a coming-of-age story we've all seen bits of in other films It's a coming-of-age story we've all seen bits of in other films -- but it's rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity It's a compelling and horrifying story It's a compelling and horrifying story , and It's a compelling and horrifying story , and The Laramie Project is worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in America It's a compelling and horrifying story , and The Laramie Project is worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in America . It's a cool event for the whole family . It's a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic , but a movie the kids will want to see over and over again . It's a day at the beach -- with air conditioning and popcorn . It's a decent glimpse into a time period , and an outcast , that is no longer accessible It's a decent glimpse into a time period , and an outcast , that is no longer accessible , It's a decent glimpse into a time period , and an outcast , that is no longer accessible , but it doesn't necessarily shed more light on its subject than the popular predecessor It's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , It's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , but It's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , but it's savvy about celebrity and has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year It's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , but it's savvy about celebrity and has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year . It's a diverting enough hour-and-a-half for the family audience . It's a drag how Nettelbeck sees working women -- or at least this working woman -- for whom she shows little understanding . It's a fairy tale that comes from a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor . It's a familiar story , but one that is presented with great sympathy and intelligence . It's a feature-length adaptation of one of those '' Can This Marriage Be Saved ? '' columns from Ladies Home Journal ... It's a feel-bad ending for a depressing story that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary . It's a feel-good movie about which you can actually feel good . It's a film that's destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics . It's a film that hinges on its casting , and Glover really doesn't fit the part It's a film with an idea buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt . It's a fine , focused piece of work that reopens an interesting controversy and never succumbs to sensationalism . It's a fine , old-fashioned-movie movie , which is to say it's unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance . It's a frightful vanity film that , no doubt , pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni . It's a fun adventure movie for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure . It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters . It's a glorified sitcom , and a long , unfunny one at that . It's a glorious spectacle like those D . W . Griffith made in the early days of silent film . It's a glorious spectacle like those D.W. Griffith made in the early days of silent film . It's a good film It's a good film , It's a good film , but it falls short of its aspiration to be a true ` epic ' It's a great American adventure and a wonderful film to bring to IMAX . It's a great deal of sizzle and very little steak . But It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur . It's a head-turner -- thoughtfully written , beautifully read and , finally , deeply humanizing . It's a hellish , numbing experience to watch It's a hellish , numbing experience to watch , It's a hellish , numbing experience to watch , and It's a hellish , numbing experience to watch , and it doesn't offer any insights that haven't been thoroughly debated in the media already , back in the Dahmer heyday of the mid - '90s It's a hellish , numbing experience to watch , and it doesn't offer any insights that haven't been thoroughly debated in the media already , back in the Dahmer heyday of the mid - '90s . It's a hoot watching The Rock chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back , and leap unscathed through raging fire ! It's a loathsome movie It's a loathsome movie , It's a loathsome movie , it really is It's a loathsome movie , it really is and It's a loathsome movie , it really is and it makes absolutely no sense It's a loathsome movie , it really is and it makes absolutely no sense . It's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium It's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium , It's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium , and It's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium , and what once was conviction is now affectation It's a long way from Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry ( 1984 ) to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium , and what once was conviction is now affectation . It's a lot to ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's . It's a lovely , eerie film that casts an odd , rapt spell . It's a lovely , sad dance highlighted by Kwan's unique directing style . It's a masterpeice It's a masterpeice . It's a masterpiece . It's a mindless action flick with a twist -- far better suited to video-viewing than the multiplex . It's a movie -- and an album -- you won't want to miss It's a movie that accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough . It's a movie that ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . It's a much more emotional journey than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies It's a much more emotional journey than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies , It's a much more emotional journey than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies , and It's a much more emotional journey than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies , and Gibson , stepping in for Bruce Willis , is the perfect actor to take us on the trip It's a mystery how the movie could be released in this condition . It's a pedestrian , flat drama that screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame . It's a perfect show of respect to just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it . It's a piece of handiwork that shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places , but has some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety . It's a pity that ( Nelson's ) achievement doesn't match his ambition It's a powerful though flawed movie , guaranteed to put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today . It's a quirky , off-beat project . It's a quirky , off-beat project ... It's a rare window on an artistic collaboration . It's a ripper of a yarn It's a ripper of a yarn and It's a ripper of a yarn and I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill It's a ripper of a yarn and I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill . It's a ripper of a yarn and I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill . Naomi Watts is terrific as Rachel ; her petite frame and vulnerable persona emphasising her plight and isolation . It's a road-trip drama with too many wrong turns . It's a rollicking adventure for you and all your mateys , regardless of their ages . It's a satisfying summer blockbuster and worth a look . It's a scathing portrayal It's a scattershot affair It's a scattershot affair , but when it hits its mark it's brilliant It's a scorcher . It's a setup so easy it borders on facile , It's a setup so easy it borders on facile , but It's a setup so easy it borders on facile , but keeping the film from cheap-shot mediocrity is its crack cast . It's a shame that the storyline and its underlying themes ... finally seem so impersonal or even shallow . It's a shame the marvelous first 101 minutes have to be combined with the misconceived final 5 . It's a sharp movie about otherwise dull subjects . It's a slow slog to get there It's a slow slog to get there . It's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke It's a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture It's a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture , It's a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture , and It's a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture , and if it isn't entirely persuasive , it does give exposure to some talented performers It's a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture , and if it isn't entirely persuasive , it does give exposure to some talented performers . It's a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . It's a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original , mind you , but solidly entertaining . It's a smartly directed , grown-up film of ideas . It's a solid movie about people whose lives are anything but . It's a spectacular performance - ahem It's a spectacular performance - ahem , we hope it's only acting . It's a square , sentimental drama that satisfies , as comfort food often can . It's a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . It's a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch It's a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch , it's one of the worst of the entire franchise . It's a strange film , one that was hard for me to warm up to . It's a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser that lifts your spirits as well as the corners of your mouth . It's a talking head documentary , but a great one . It's a technically superb film , shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , expertly utilizing the talents of his top-notch creative team . It's a terrible movie in every regard , and utterly painful to watch . It's a terrific American sports movie It's a terrific American sports movie and It's a terrific American sports movie and Dennis Quaid is its athletic heart It's a testament to De Niro and director Michael Caton-Jones that by movie's end , we accept the characters and the film , flaws and all . It's a testament to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries . It's a thin notion It's a thin notion , repetitively stretched out to feature length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue . It's a treat -- a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score It's a treat -- a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score ... It's a treat -- a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score ... Grant and Bullock make it look as though they are having so much fun It's a treat -- a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score ... Grant and Bullock make it look as though they are having so much fun . It's a treat watching Shaw , a British stage icon , melting under the heat of Phocion's attentions . It's a very sincere work It's a very sincere work , It's a very sincere work , but it would be better as a diary or documentary . It's a very tasteful rock and roll movie . It's a very tasteful rock and roll movie . You could put it on a coffee table anywhere . It's a very valuable film ... It's a visual Rorschach test and I must have failed It's a visual Rorschach test and I must have failed . It's a visual delight and a decent popcorn adventure , as long as you don't try to look too deep into the story It's a wise and powerful tale of race and culture forcefully told , with superb performances throughout . It's a wonderful , sobering , heart-felt drama . It's about as convincing as any other Arnie musclefest , but has a little too much resonance with real world events and ultimately comes off as insultingly simplistic . It's about following your dreams , no matter what your parents think . Socrates motions for hemlock . It's about individual moments of mood , and an aimlessness that's actually sort of amazing . It's about issues most adults have to face in marriage and It's about issues most adults have to face in marriage and I think that's what I liked about it -- the real issues tucked between the silly and crude storyline It's about issues most adults have to face in marriage and I think that's what I liked about it -- the real issues tucked between the silly and crude storyline . It's absolutely amazing how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . It's actually too sincere It's actually too sincere -- It's affecting , amusing , sad and reflective . It's all about Anakin ... and the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and , of course , special effect . It's all arty and jazzy It's all arty and jazzy and people sit and stare and turn away from one another instead of talking and it's all about the silences and if you're into that , have at it It's all arty and jazzy and people sit and stare and turn away from one another instead of talking and it's all about the silences and if you're into that , have at it . It's all pretty tame . The most offensive thing about the movie is that Hollywood expects people to pay to see it . It's all stitched together with energy , intelligence and verve , enhanced by a surplus of vintage archive footage . It's all surface psychodramatics . It's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness . It's also clear from the start that The Transporter is running purely on adrenaline , It's also curious to note that this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers -- It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers -- not It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers -- not everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers -- not everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers -- not everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . ' It's also stupider It's also the year's sweetest movie It's always disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . It's always disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . Unfortunately It's always disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . Unfortunately , that's precisely what Arthur Dong's Family Fundamentals does . It's always enthralling . It's always fascinating to watch Marker the essayist at work . It's an 88-minute highlight reel that's 86 minutes too long . It's an ambitious film It's an ambitious film , It's an ambitious film , and It's an ambitious film , and as with all ambitious films , it has some problems It's an ambitious film , and as with all ambitious films , it has some problems . It's an ambitious film , and as with all ambitious films , it has some problems . But on the whole , you're gonna like this movie It's an ambitious film , and as with all ambitious films , it has some problems . But on the whole , you're gonna like this movie . It's an effort to watch this movie It's an effort to watch this movie , It's an effort to watch this movie , but It's an effort to watch this movie , but it eventually pays off and is effective if you stick with it It's an effort to watch this movie , but it eventually pays off and is effective if you stick with it . It's an entertaining movie It's an entertaining movie , It's an entertaining movie , and It's an entertaining movie , and the effects , boosted to the size of a downtown hotel , will all but take you to outer space It's an entertaining movie , and the effects , boosted to the size of a downtown hotel , will all but take you to outer space . It's an exhilarating place to visit , this laboratory of laughter . It's an experience in understanding a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal . It's an interesting effort ( particularly for JFK conspiracy nuts ) It's an interesting effort ( particularly for JFK conspiracy nuts ) , It's an interesting effort ( particularly for JFK conspiracy nuts ) , and It's an interesting effort ( particularly for JFK conspiracy nuts ) , and Barry's cold-fish act makes the experience worthwhile It's an interesting effort ( particularly for JFK conspiracy nuts ) , and Barry's cold-fish act makes the experience worthwhile . It's an odd show , pregnant with moods , stillborn except as a harsh conceptual exercise . It's an old story , but a lively script , sharp acting and partially animated interludes make Just a Kiss seem minty fresh It's anchored by splendid performances from an honored screen veteran and a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair . It's another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows It's another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows , It's another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows , but It's another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows , but it works under the direction of Kevin Reynolds It's another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows , but it works under the direction of Kevin Reynolds . It's as if Allen , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself . It's as if De Palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese . It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out , It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out , so It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out , so he just slopped 'em together here It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out , so he just slopped 'em together here . It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out , so he just slopped ` em together here It's as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out , so he just slopped ` em together here . It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : '' It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : '' Got AIDS yet It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : '' Got AIDS yet ? It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : '' Got AIDS yet ? '' It's as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet ? '' It's as raw and action-packed an experience as a ringside seat at a tough-man contest . It's as sorry a mess as its director's diabolical debut , Mad Cows . It's at once laughable and compulsively watchable , in its committed dumbness . It's bedeviled by labored writing and slack direction . It's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie It's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie , It's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie , but It's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie , but Resident Evil really earned my indignant , preemptive departure It's been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie , but Resident Evil really earned my indignant , preemptive departure . It's been 20 years since 48 Hrs . made Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man hasn't aged a day . But It's been 20 years since 48 Hrs . made Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man hasn't aged a day . But his showboating wise-cracker stock persona sure is getting old It's been 20 years since 48 Hrs . made Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man hasn't aged a day . But his showboating wise-cracker stock persona sure is getting old . It's been done before but never so vividly or with so much passion . It's better suited for the history or biography channel , It's better suited for the history or biography channel , but there's no arguing the tone of the movie - it leaves a bad taste in your mouth and questions on your mind . It's better than The Phantom Menace . It's better than The Phantom Menace . But unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie , it isn't much fun It's better than The Phantom Menace . But unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie , it isn't much fun . It's both degrading and strangely liberating to see people working so hard at leading lives of sexy intrigue , only to be revealed by the dispassionate Gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen . It's both sitcomishly predictable and cloying in its attempts to be poignant . It's bright , pristine style and bold colors make it as much fun as reading an oversized picture book before bedtime . It's careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes It's careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes . It's clear why Deuces Wild , which was shot two years ago , has been gathering dust on MGM's shelf . It's clotted with heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long . It's coherent , well shot , and tartly acted It's coherent , well shot , and tartly acted , It's coherent , well shot , and tartly acted , but It's coherent , well shot , and tartly acted , but it wears you down like a dinner guest showing off his doctorate . It's consistently funny , in an irresistible junior-high way , and consistently free of any gag that would force you to give it a millisecond of thought . It's crafty , energetic and smart It's crafty , energetic and smart -- It's crafty , energetic and smart -- the kid is sort of like a fourteen-year old Ferris Bueller It's crafty , energetic and smart -- the kid is sort of like a fourteen-year old Ferris Bueller . It's crap on a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins . It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments ; It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments ; you care about the characters It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments ; you care about the characters ; It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments ; you care about the characters ; and It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments ; you care about the characters ; and the action and special effects are first-rate It's dark but has wonderfully funny moments ; you care about the characters ; and the action and special effects are first-rate . It's definitely a step in the right direction . It's definitely an improvement on the first Blade , since it doesn't take itself so deadly seriously . It's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter It's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter , It's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter , and It's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter , and I think even fans of Sandler's comic taste may find it uninteresting It's definitely not made for kids or their parents , for that matter , and I think even fans of Sandler's comic taste may find it uninteresting . It's depressing to see how far Herzog has fallen . It's difficult to conceive of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny . It's difficult to feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting . It's difficult to imagine that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 . It's difficult to say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing It's difficult to say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing -- It's difficult to say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing -- I'm prepared to call it a draw It's drab . It's drab . It's uninteresting . It's drab . It's uninteresting . It squanders Chan's uniqueness It's drab . It's uninteresting . It squanders Chan's uniqueness ; It's drab . It's uninteresting . It squanders Chan's uniqueness ; it could even be said to squander Jennifer Love Hewitt It's drab . It's uninteresting . It squanders Chan's uniqueness ; it could even be said to squander Jennifer Love Hewitt ! It's drained of life in an attempt to be sober and educational It's drained of life in an attempt to be sober and educational , It's drained of life in an attempt to be sober and educational , and It's drained of life in an attempt to be sober and educational , and yet it's so devoid of realism that its lack of whistles and bells just makes it obnoxious and stiff It's dull , spiritless , silly and monotonous : an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem , going nowhere fast . It's dumb It's dumb , It's dumb , but It's dumb , but more importantly , it's just not scary It's easy to be cynical about documentaries in which underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs , but Westbrook's foundation and Dalrymple's film earn their uplift It's easy to love Robin Tunney It's easy to love Robin Tunney -- she's pretty and she can act -- It's easy to love Robin Tunney -- she's pretty and she can act -- but it gets harder and harder to understand her choices . It's endearing to hear Madame D . refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- It's endearing to hear Madame D . refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and It's endearing to hear Madame D . refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer It's endearing to hear Madame D . refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer . It's endlessly inventive , consistently intelligent and sickeningly savage . It's enough to watch Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes as steady as any noir villain , and to enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension that Chabrol spins . It's exactly the kind of movie Toback's detractors always accuse him of making . It's excessively quirky and a little underconfident in its delivery It's excessively quirky and a little underconfident in its delivery , but It's excessively quirky and a little underconfident in its delivery , but otherwise this is the best ` old neighborhood ' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists It's excessively quirky and a little underconfident in its delivery , but otherwise this is the best ` old neighborhood ' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists . It's fairly solid -- not to mention well edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark . It's far from a frothy piece , and the characters are complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones It's far from a frothy piece , and the characters are complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones . It's fitting that a movie as artificial and soulless as The Country Bears owes its genesis to an animatronic display at Disneyland . It's full of cheesy dialogue , but great trashy fun that finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s . It's fun It's fun , It's fun , but it's a real howler It's fun , but it's a real howler . It's fun , splashy and entertainingly nasty . It's fun , wispy , wise and surprisingly inoffensive for a film about a teen in love with his stepmom . It's funny , as the old saying goes , because it's true . It's funny , touching , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot . It's funny . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt It's funny and human and really pretty damned wonderful , all at once . It's getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us . It's good , hard-edged stuff , violent and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart . It's good to see Michael Caine whipping out the dirty words and punching people in the stomach again . It's got all the familiar Bruckheimer elements , It's got all the familiar Bruckheimer elements , and Schumacher does probably as good a job as anyone at bringing off the Hopkins\/Rock collision of acting styles and onscreen personas It's got all the familiar Bruckheimer elements , and Schumacher does probably as good a job as anyone at bringing off the Hopkins\/Rock collision of acting styles and onscreen personas . It's got its heart in the right place It's got its heart in the right place , It's got its heart in the right place , but it also wilts after awhile It's got some pretentious eye-rolling moments It's got some pretentious eye-rolling moments and It's got some pretentious eye-rolling moments and it didn't entirely grab me It's got some pretentious eye-rolling moments and it didn't entirely grab me , It's got some pretentious eye-rolling moments and it didn't entirely grab me , but It's got the brawn , but not the brains . It's hard not to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even in this run-of-the-mill vehicle , because this girl knows how to drive it to the max . It's hard to believe that a relationship like Holly and Marina's could survive the hothouse emotions of teendom It's hard to believe that something so short could be so flabby . It's hard to believe these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before . It's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter . It's hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie . It's hard to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one . It's hard to imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone It's hard to imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone , It's hard to imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone , but It's hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone It's hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone , It's hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone , but It's hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone , but it's equally hard to imagine anybody being able to tear their eyes away from the screen once it's started It's hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone , but it's equally hard to imagine anybody being able to tear their eyes away from the screen once it's started . It's hard to imagine anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb . It's hard to imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread . It's hard to like a film about a guy who is utterly unlikeable It's hard to like a film about a guy who is utterly unlikeable , It's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . It's hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash . It's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles It's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles , It's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles , but It's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles , but Notorious C . H . O . still feels like a promising work-in-progress . It's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles , but Notorious C.H.O. still feels like a promising work-in-progress It's hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles , but Notorious C.H.O. still feels like a promising work-in-progress . It's hard to say who might enjoy this It's hard to say who might enjoy this , are there Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's hard to tell with all the crashing and banging where the salesmanship ends It's hard to tell with all the crashing and banging where the salesmanship ends and the movie begins It's hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . It's hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . And It's hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . And it's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it It's hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . And it's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it . It's harmless , diverting fluff . But It's horribly depressing and not very well done . It's immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before and amazingly successful in terms of what it's trying to do . It's impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure . It's impossible to indulge the fanciful daydreams of Janice Beard ( Eileen Walsh ) when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant . It's in the action scenes that things fall apart . It's incredible the number of stories the Holocaust has generated . It's incredible the number of stories the Holocaust has generated . Just when you think that every possible angle has been exhausted by documentarians It's incredible the number of stories the Holocaust has generated . Just when you think that every possible angle has been exhausted by documentarians , another new film emerges with yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective . It's inoffensive It's inoffensive , cheerful , built to inspire the young people , set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers and aside from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery It's inoffensive , cheerful , built to inspire the young people , set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers and aside from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery , It's inoffensive , cheerful , built to inspire the young people , set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers and aside from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery , it's about as exciting as a sunburn It's just a movie that happens to have Jackie Chan in it . It's just a movie that happens to have Jackie Chan in it . And that makes all the difference . It's just disappointingly superficial It's just disappointingly superficial -- It's just disappointingly superficial -- a movie that has all the elements necessary to be a fascinating , involving character study , but never does more than scratch the surface It's just filler It's just hard to believe that a life like this can sound so dull . It's just merely very bad It's just merely very bad . It's just not very smart . It's just plain lurid when it isn't downright silly . It's just rather leaden and dull . It's just that it's so not-at-all-good . It's just too bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain . It's just weirdness for the sake of weirdness It's just weirdness for the sake of weirdness , It's just weirdness for the sake of weirdness , and It's just weirdness for the sake of weirdness , and where Human Nature should be ingratiating , it's just grating It's just weirdness for the sake of weirdness , and where Human Nature should be ingratiating , it's just grating . It's kind of sad that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey . It's leaden and predictable , It's leaden and predictable , and It's leaden and predictable , and laughs are lacking It's leaden and predictable , and laughs are lacking . It's light on the chills and heavy on the atmospheric weirdness It's light on the chills and heavy on the atmospheric weirdness , It's light on the chills and heavy on the atmospheric weirdness , and there are moments of jaw-droppingly odd behavior It's light on the chills and heavy on the atmospheric weirdness , and there are moments of jaw-droppingly odd behavior -- yet I found it weirdly appealing It's light on the chills and heavy on the atmospheric weirdness , and there are moments of jaw-droppingly odd behavior -- yet I found it weirdly appealing . It's like Rocky and Bullwinkle on Speed , but that's neither completely enlightening , nor does it catch the intensity of the movie's strangeness It's like Rocky and Bullwinkle on Speed , but that's neither completely enlightening , nor does it catch the intensity of the movie's strangeness . It's like a drive-by . It's like a drive-by . You can drive right by it without noticing anything special , save for a few comic turns , intended and otherwise . It's like an all-star salute to Disney's cheesy commercialism . It's like an old Warner Bros . costumer jived with sex -- this could be the movie Errol Flynn always wanted to make , though Bette Davis , cast as Joan , would have killed him It's like an old Warner Bros . costumer jived with sex -- this could be the movie Errol Flynn always wanted to make , though Bette Davis , cast as Joan , would have killed him . It's like an old Warner Bros. costumer jived with sex -- It's like every bad idea that's ever gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) . It's like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend . It's lost the politics and the social observation and become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay . It's loud and boring It's loud and boring ; It's loud and boring ; watching it is like being trapped at a bad rock concert It's loud and boring ; watching it is like being trapped at a bad rock concert . It's makes a better travelogue than movie . It's mildly amusing , but I certainly can't recommend it . It's mildly entertaining , especially if you find comfort in familiarity . It's mildly entertaining , especially if you find comfort in familiarity . But It's mildly interesting to ponder the peculiar American style of justice that plays out here , It's mildly interesting to ponder the peculiar American style of justice that plays out here , but It's mildly interesting to ponder the peculiar American style of justice that plays out here , but it's so muddled and derivative that few will bother thinking it all through It's mildly interesting to ponder the peculiar American style of justice that plays out here , but it's so muddled and derivative that few will bother thinking it all through . It's mildly sentimental , unabashedly consumerist ... studiously inoffensive and completely disposable . It's mired in a shabby script that piles layer upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work . It's more enjoyable than I expected , though It's more enjoyable than I expected , though , It's more enjoyable than I expected , though , and It's more enjoyable than I expected , though , and that's because the laughs come from fairly basic comedic constructs It's more enjoyable than I expected , though , and that's because the laughs come from fairly basic comedic constructs . It's more enjoyable than I expected , though , and that's because the laughs come from fairly basic comedic constructs . Cinematic pratfalls given a working over . The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back . It's mostly a pleasure to watch . It's mostly a pleasure to watch . And It's mostly a pleasure to watch . And the reason for that is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence It's mostly a pleasure to watch . And the reason for that is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence . It's neither as sappy as Big Daddy nor as anarchic as Happy Gilmore or The Waterboy , but it has its moments . It's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma . It's a worse sign when you begin to envy her condition . It's never dull and always looks good . It's never laugh-out-loud funny , It's never laugh-out-loud funny , but it is frequently amusing It's never laugh-out-loud funny , but it is frequently amusing . It's never too late to believe in your dreams . ' It's nice to see Piscopo again after all these years It's nice to see Piscopo again after all these years , It's nice to see Piscopo again after all these years , and It's nice to see Piscopo again after all these years , and Chaykin and Headly are priceless It's nice to see Piscopo again after all these years , and Chaykin and Headly are priceless . It's no accident that The Accidental Spy is a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form . It's no lie It's no lie -- Big Fat Liar is a real charmer It's no lie -- Big Fat Liar is a real charmer . It's no surprise that as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances , from himself and from newcomer Derek Luke . It's not a bad plot ; It's not a bad plot ; but , unfortunately , the movie is nowhere near as refined as all the classic dramas it borrows from It's not a bad premise , just a bad movie . It's not a classic spy-action or buddy movie , It's not a film to be taken literally on any level It's not a film to be taken literally on any level , It's not a film to be taken literally on any level , but its focus always appears questionable It's not a great monster movie . It's not a great monster movie . But It's not a great monster movie . But if you've paid a matinee price and bought a big tub of popcorn , there's guilty fun to be had here . Chomp chomp It's not a motion picture ; It's not a motion picture ; it's an utterly static picture It's not a motion picture ; it's an utterly static picture . It's not a particularly good film It's not a particularly good film , It's not a particularly good film , but It's not a particularly good film , but neither is it a monsterous one It's not an easy one to review . It's not as awful as some of the recent Hollywood trip tripe ... but it's far from a groundbreaking endeavor It's not as awful as some of the recent Hollywood trip tripe ... but it's far from a groundbreaking endeavor . It's not even a TV special you'd bother watching past the second commercial break It's not exactly a gourmet meal It's not exactly a gourmet meal but It's not exactly a gourmet meal but the fare is fair , even coming from the drive-thru It's not going to be everyone's bag of popcorn It's not going to be everyone's bag of popcorn , It's not going to be everyone's bag of popcorn , but it definitely gives you something to chew on It's not going to be everyone's bag of popcorn , but it definitely gives you something to chew on . It's not hateful . It's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , truly , bottomlessly cynical . It's not helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think Kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter . It's not just a feel-good movie It's not just a feel-good movie , It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , you feel sad It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , you feel sad , It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off , It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off , but in the end , you feel alive - which is what they did It's not just a feel-good movie , it's a feel movie . You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off , but in the end , you feel alive - which is what they did . It's not just the vampires that are damned in Queen of the Damned It's not just the vampires that are damned in Queen of the Damned -- It's not just the vampires that are damned in Queen of the Damned -- the viewers will feel they suffer the same fate It's not just the vampires that are damned in Queen of the Damned -- the viewers will feel they suffer the same fate . It's not life-affirming -- its vulgar and mean It's not life-affirming -- its vulgar and mean , It's not life-affirming -- its vulgar and mean , but It's not like having a real film of Nijinsky It's not like having a real film of Nijinsky , It's not like having a real film of Nijinsky , but at least it's better than that eponymous 1980 biopic that used soap in the places where the mysteries lingered . It's not nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor It's not nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor , It's not nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor , but It's not nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor , but there are enough high points to keep this from being a complete waste of time It's not nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor , but there are enough high points to keep this from being a complete waste of time . It's not only dull because we've seen ( Eddie ) Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed . It's not original It's not original , It's not original , and It's not original , and , It's not original , and , robbed of the element of surprise , it doesn't have any huge laughs in its story of irresponsible cops who love to play pranks It's not original enough . It's not particularly subtle ... It's not particularly well made It's not particularly well made , but It's not particularly well made , but since I found myself howling more than cringing , I'd say the film works It's not particularly well made , but since I found myself howling more than cringing , I'd say the film works . It's not really funny It's not really funny . It's not so much a movie as a joint promotion for the National Basketball Association and teenaged rap and adolescent poster-boy Lil ' Bow Wow . It's not that Waiting For Happiness is a bad film , because it isn't . It's just incredibly dull . It's not the least of Afghan tragedies that this noble warlord would be consigned to the dustbin of history . It's not the worst comedy of the year It's not the worst comedy of the year , but It's not the worst comedy of the year , but it certainly won't win any honors It's not thirsty , consuming passion which drives this movie . No , it's the repetition of said behavior , and so Children of the Century is more mindless love than mad , more grating and boring than anything else It's not thirsty , consuming passion which drives this movie . No , it's the repetition of said behavior , and so Children of the Century is more mindless love than mad , more grating and boring than anything else . It's not too fast and It's not too fast and not too slow . It's not too fast and not too slow . It's not too racy and it's not too offensive . It's not too fast and not too slow . It's not too racy and it's not too offensive . It's not too much of anything . It's not too much of anything . It's not too racy and It's not without its pleasures It's obvious ( Je-Gyu is ) trying for poetry ; It's obvious ( Je-Gyu is ) trying for poetry ; what he gets instead has all the lyricism of a limerick scrawled in a public restroom It's often faintly amusing It's often faintly amusing , but It's often faintly amusing , but the problems of the characters never become important to us , and the story never takes hold It's often infuriatingly glib and posturing It's often infuriatingly glib and posturing , It's often infuriatingly glib and posturing , and It's often infuriatingly glib and posturing , and yet it has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer It's one long bore . It's one of those baseball pictures where the hero is stoic , the wife is patient , the kids are as cute as all get-out It's one of those baseball pictures where the hero is stoic , the wife is patient , the kids are as cute as all get-out and It's one of those baseball pictures where the hero is stoic , the wife is patient , the kids are as cute as all get-out and the odds against success are long enough to intimidate , but short enough to make a dream seem possible It's one thing to read about or rail against the ongoing - and unprecedented - construction project going on over our heads . It's one thing to read about or rail against the ongoing - and unprecedented - construction project going on over our heads . It's quite another to feel physically caught up in the process . It's only in fairy tales that princesses that are married for political reason live happily ever after . It's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message It's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message , It's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message , so It's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message , so it's great for the kids It's packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message , so it's great for the kids . It's painful to watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama . ' It's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars It's played in the most straight-faced fashion , with little humor to lighten things up . The heavy-handed film is almost laughable as a consequence . It's plotless , shapeless It's plotless , shapeless -- It's plotless , shapeless -- and It's plotless , shapeless -- and yet , It's plotless , shapeless -- and yet , it must be admitted , not entirely humorless . It's plotless , shapeless -- and yet , it must be admitted , not entirely humorless . Indeed It's plotless , shapeless -- and yet , it must be admitted , not entirely humorless . Indeed , the more outrageous bits achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions . It's possible that something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel It's possible that something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel , It's possible that something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel , but It's possible that something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel , but the result is more puzzling than unsettling It's possible that something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel , but the result is more puzzling than unsettling . It's predictable , It's predictable , but it jumps through the expected hoops with style and even some depth It's pretentious in a way that verges on the amateurish . It's pretty linear and only makeup-deep , It's pretty linear and only makeup-deep , but Bogdanovich ties it together with efficiency and an affection for the period It's pretty linear and only makeup-deep , but Bogdanovich ties it together with efficiency and an affection for the period . It's probably not easy to make such a worthless film ... It's probably worth catching solely on its visual merits . It's provocative stuff It's provocative stuff , It's provocative stuff , but the speculative effort is hampered by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion that Hitler's destiny was shaped by the most random of chances It's provocative stuff , but the speculative effort is hampered by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion that Hitler's destiny was shaped by the most random of chances . It's push-the-limits teen comedy , the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny It's push-the-limits teen comedy , the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny , It's push-the-limits teen comedy , the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny , and It's push-the-limits teen comedy , the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny , and it's used so extensively that good bits are hopelessly overshadowed It's quite an achievement to set and shoot a movie at the Cannes Film Festival and yet fail to capture its visual appeal or its atmosphere . It's quite another to feel physically caught up in the process It's quite diverting nonsense . It's rare for any movie to be as subtle and touching as The Son's Room . It's rare that a movie can be as intelligent as this one is in every regard except its storyline It's rare that a movie can be as intelligent as this one is in every regard except its storyline ; It's rare that a movie can be as intelligent as this one is in every regard except its storyline ; everything that's good is ultimately scuttled by a plot that's just too boring and obvious It's rare that a movie can be as intelligent as this one is in every regard except its storyline ; everything that's good is ultimately scuttled by a plot that's just too boring and obvious . It's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain It's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , It's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , but It's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , AND satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , but Minority Report delivers all that and a whole lot more It's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies It's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , It's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , but It's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , but the word perfectly describes Pauline & Paulette It's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , but the word perfectly describes Pauline & Paulette . It's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' . It's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' before landing squarely on `` stupid '' . It's refreshing that someone understands the need for the bad boy It's refreshing that someone understands the need for the bad boy ; It's refreshing that someone understands the need for the bad boy ; Diesel , with his brawny frame and cool , composed delivery , fits the bill perfectly It's refreshing that someone understands the need for the bad boy ; Diesel , with his brawny frame and cool , composed delivery , fits the bill perfectly . It's refreshing to see a romance this smart . It's replaced by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy . It's secondary to American Psycho but still has claws enough to get inside you and stay there for a couple of hours . It's simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply , truly , bottomlessly cynical . It's slow -- It's slow -- very , very slow . It's not the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie . That's pure PR hype It's slow -- very , very slow . It's not the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie . That's pure PR hype . It's so bad it's good , but only if you slide in on a freebie It's so badly made on every level that I'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it . It's so crammed with scenes and vistas and pretty moments that it's left a few crucial things out , like character development and coherence . It's so devoid of joy and energy it makes even Jason X ... look positively Shakesperean by comparison . It's so downbeat and nearly humorless that it becomes a chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead . It's so good that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation It's so laddish and juvenile It's so tedious that it makes you forgive every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary . It's so unmemorable that it turned my ballpoint notes to invisible ink It's something of the ultimate Scorsese film , with all the stomach-turning violence , colorful New York gang lore and other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas . It's somewhat clumsy and too lethargically paced It's somewhat clumsy and too lethargically paced -- It's somewhat clumsy and too lethargically paced -- but It's somewhat clumsy and too lethargically paced -- but its story about a mysterious creature with psychic abilities offers a solid build-up , a terrific climax , and some nice chills along the way It's sort of a 21st century morality play with a Latino hip hop beat . It's sort of a 21st century morality play with a Latino hip hop beat . But the second half of the movie really goes downhill It's sort of a 21st century morality play with a Latino hip hop beat . But the second half of the movie really goes downhill . It's sort of in-between It's sort of in-between , and it works . It's soulful and unslick It's soulful and unslick , and that's apparently just what ( Aniston ) has always needed to grow into a movie career It's soulful and unslick , and that's apparently just what ( Aniston ) has always needed to grow into a movie career . It's still Adam Sandler , and it's not Little Nicky . And for many of us , that's good enough . It's still a comic book , It's still a comic book , but Maguire makes it a comic book with soul It's still a comic book , but Maguire makes it a comic book with soul . It's still terrible It's still terrible ! It's stylishly directed with verve ... It's such a mechanical endeavor ( that ) it never bothers to question why somebody might devote time to see it . It's super - violent , super-serious and super-stupid . It's supposed to be a humorous , all-too-human look at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength -- It's supposed to be a humorous , all-too-human look at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength -- but it never quite adds up It's supposed to be a romantic comedy It's supposed to be a romantic comedy - it suffers from too much Norma Rae and not enough Pretty Woman It's supposed to be a romantic comedy - it suffers from too much Norma Rae and not enough Pretty Woman . It's supposed to be post-feminist breezy but ends up as tedious as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah . It's surprisingly bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction . It's surprisingly decent , particularly for a tenth installment in a series . It's sweet It's sweet , funny , charming , and completely delightful . It's sweet . It's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . It's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . And It's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . And , It's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . And , thanks to the presence of ` the King , ' it also rocks It's sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . And , thanks to the presence of ` the King , ' it also rocks . It's sweet ... It's sweet and fluffy at the time It's sweet and fluffy at the time , It's sweet and fluffy at the time , but It's sweet and fluffy at the time , but it may leave you feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied . It's technically sumptuous but also almost wildly alive . It's that good . It's that painful . It's that rare family movie -- genuine and sweet without relying on animation or dumb humor . It's the brilliant surfing photography bringing you right inside the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies . It's the chemistry between the women and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun . It's the cinematic equivalent of a good page-turner It's the cinematic equivalent of a good page-turner , It's the cinematic equivalent of a good page-turner , and It's the cinematic equivalent of a good page-turner , and even if it's nonsense , its claws dig surprisingly deep It's the cute frissons of discovery and humor between Chaplin and Kidman that keep this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming . It's the element of condescension , as the filmmakers look down on their working-class subjects from their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful . It's the filmmakers ' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion . It's the funniest American comedy since Graffiti Bridge . It's the humanizing stuff that will probably sink the film for anyone who doesn't think about percentages all day long . It's the kind of effectively creepy-scary thriller that has you fixating on a far corner of the screen at times because your nerves just can't take it any more . It's the kind of movie that , aside from Robert Altman , Spike Lee , the Coen Brothers and a few others , our moviemakers don't make often enough . It's the kind of movie that ends up festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that . It's the kind of movie that ends up festooning U.S. art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that . It's the kind of movie you can't quite recommend because it is all windup and not much of a pitch It's the kind of movie you can't quite recommend because it is all windup and not much of a pitch , It's the kind of movie you can't quite recommend because it is all windup and not much of a pitch , yet It's the kind of under-inspired , overblown enterprise that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name . It's the perfect star vehicle for Grant , allowing him to finally move away from his usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona . It's the sweet Cinderella story that '' Pretty Woman It's the sweet Cinderella story that '' Pretty Woman '' wanted to be . It's the sweet Cinderella story that `` Pretty Woman '' wanted to be . It's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent It's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent , It's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent , and It's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent , and not It's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent , and not sugarcoated in the least It's the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent , and not sugarcoated in the least . It's the type of stunt the Academy loves It's the type of stunt the Academy loves : a powerful political message stuffed into an otherwise mediocre film It's too bad that the helping hand he uses to stir his ingredients is also a heavy one It's too harsh to work as a piece of storytelling It's too harsh to work as a piece of storytelling , It's too harsh to work as a piece of storytelling , but It's too harsh to work as a piece of storytelling , but as an intellectual exercise -- an unpleasant debate that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's been acted out -- The Believer is nothing less than a provocative piece of work . It's too interested in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience . It's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . It's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . It's tough , astringent , darkly funny and It's tough , astringent , darkly funny and ... It's tough to be startled when you're almost dozing . It's tough to tell which is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo . It's tough to watch It's tough to watch , It's tough to watch , but it's a fantastic movie It's tough to watch , but it's a fantastic movie . It's traditional moviemaking all the way It's traditional moviemaking all the way , It's traditional moviemaking all the way , but It's traditional moviemaking all the way , but it's done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit It's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible . It's unfortunate that Wallace , who wrote Gibson's Braveheart as well as the recent Pearl Harbor , has such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue . It's uninteresting It's uninteresting . It's unlikely we'll see a better thriller this year . It's up to ( Watts ) to lend credibility to this strange scenario , and It's up to ( Watts ) to lend credibility to this strange scenario , and her presence succeeds in making us believe It's up to ( Watts ) to lend credibility to this strange scenario , and her presence succeeds in making us believe . It's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them It's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them , It's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them , but Olympia , Wash . , based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting It's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them , but Olympia , Wash . , based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting . It's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them , but Olympia , Wash. , based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting It's usually a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them , but Olympia , Wash. , based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting . It's very Beavis and Butthead , yet always seems to elicit a chuckle . It's virtually impossible to like any of these despicable characters . It's weird , wonderful , and not necessarily for kids . It's witty and inventive , too It's witty and inventive , too , It's witty and inventive , too , and It's witty and inventive , too , and in hindsight , it isn't even all that dumb It's witty and inventive , too , and in hindsight , it isn't even all that dumb . It's worth taking the kids to . It actually improves upon the original hit movie It ain't art , by a long shot It ain't art , by a long shot , It ain't art , by a long shot , but unlike last year's lame Musketeer , this Dumas adaptation entertains . It aimlessly and unsuccessfully attempts to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one . It all comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . It all comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't . It all looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer . It all plays out ... like a high-end John Hughes comedy , a kind of Elder Bueller's Time Out . It all seemed wasted like DeNiro's once promising career and the once grand Long Beach boardwalk . It all starts to smack of a Hallmark Hall of Fame , with a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television . It all unfolds predictably It all unfolds predictably , It all unfolds predictably , and the adventures that happen along the way seem repetitive and designed to fill time , providing no real sense of suspense It all unfolds predictably , and the adventures that happen along the way seem repetitive and designed to fill time , providing no real sense of suspense . It almost feels as if the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us . It also shows how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them . It appears as if even the filmmakers didn't know what kind of movie they were making . It appears to have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept . It appears to have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up . It asks nothing of the audience other than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up . It asks us to care about a young man whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life It becomes gimmicky instead of compelling It becomes gimmicky instead of compelling . '' It becomes gimmicky instead of compelling . '' Interview '' loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into It briefly flirts with player masochism , It briefly flirts with player masochism , but It briefly flirts with player masochism , but the point of real interest - -- audience sadism -- is evaded completely It can't escape its past It can't escape its past , and It can't escape its past , and it doesn't want to It can be safely recommended as a video\/DVD babysitter . It can not be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull . Yes , dull . It celebrates the group's playful spark of nonconformity , glancing vividly back at what Hibiscus grandly called his ` angels of light . ' It certainly won't win any awards in the plot department but It certainly won't win any awards in the plot department but it sets out with no pretensions and delivers big time It certainly won't win any awards in the plot department but it sets out with no pretensions and delivers big time . It challenges , this nervy oddity , like modern art should . It collapses when Mr . Taylor tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush . It collapses when Mr. Taylor tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush . It concentrates far too much on the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between Chan and Hewitt . It cooks Conduct in a low , smoky and inviting sizzle . It could have been something special It could have been something special , but two things drag it down to mediocrity -- director Clare Peploe's misunderstanding of Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress It could have been something special , but two things drag it down to mediocrity -- director Clare Peploe's misunderstanding of Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress . It cuts to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl , and to ride the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you . It dabbles all around , never gaining much momentum . It dares to be a little different It dares to be a little different , It dares to be a little different , and It dares to be a little different , and that shading is what makes it worthwhile It deserves to be seen everywhere . It desperately wants to be a wacky , screwball comedy It desperately wants to be a wacky , screwball comedy , but It desperately wants to be a wacky , screwball comedy , but the most screwy thing here is how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time It desperately wants to be a wacky , screwball comedy , but the most screwy thing here is how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time . It does give a taste of the Burning Man ethos , an appealing blend of counter-cultural idealism and hedonistic creativity . It does give you a peek . The main problem being that it's only a peek . It doesn't believe in itself It doesn't believe in itself , it has no sense of humor It doesn't believe in itself , it has no sense of humor ... It doesn't believe in itself , it has no sense of humor ... it's just plain bored It doesn't do the original any particular dishonor , It doesn't flinch from its unsettling prognosis , namely , that the legacy of war is a kind of perpetual pain . It doesn't make for great cinema It doesn't make for great cinema , It doesn't make for great cinema , but it is interesting to see where one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity . It doesn't matter that the film is less than 90 minutes . It doesn't matter that the film is less than 90 minutes . It still feels like a prison stretch . It doesn't offer audiences any way of gripping what its point is , or even its attitude toward its subject . It doesn't quite deserve the gong , It doesn't quite deserve the gong , but there are more fascinating acts than `` Confessions of a Dangerous Mind It doesn't quite deserve the gong , but there are more fascinating acts than `` Confessions of a Dangerous Mind . It doesn't quite work It doesn't quite work , It doesn't quite work , but there's enough here to make us look forward to the Russos ' next offering It doesn't reach them , but the effort is gratefully received It doesn't reach them , but the effort is gratefully received . It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events . It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that . It doesn't work as either . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style It drowns in sap . It ends up being neither , and fails at both endeavors . It establishes its ominous mood and tension swiftly , and It establishes its ominous mood and tension swiftly , and if the suspense never rises to a higher level , it is nevertheless maintained throughout It establishes its ominous mood and tension swiftly , and if the suspense never rises to a higher level , it is nevertheless maintained throughout . It excels because , unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk , it offers hope . It extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively It extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively . It falls far short It falls far short of poetry It falls far short of poetry , It falls far short of poetry , but It falls far short of poetry , but it's not bad prose It falls far short of poetry , but it's not bad prose . It feels like a community theater production of a great Broadway play It feels like a community theater production of a great Broadway play : It feels like a community theater production of a great Broadway play : Even at its best , it will never hold a candle to the original It feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects It feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , It feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , and It feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , and watching its rote plot points connect is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes It feels like very light Errol Morris , focusing on eccentricity but failing , ultimately , to make something bigger out of its scrapbook of oddballs . It finds its moviegoing pleasures in the tiny events that could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice . It finds no way to entertain or inspire its viewers . It follows the Blair Witch formula for an hour , in which we're told something creepy and vague is in the works , and It follows the Blair Witch formula for an hour , in which we're told something creepy and vague is in the works , and then it goes awry in the final 30 minutes It follows the Blair Witch formula for an hour , in which we're told something creepy and vague is in the works , and then it goes awry in the final 30 minutes . It follows the basic plot trajectory of nearly every Schwarzenegger film It follows the basic plot trajectory of nearly every Schwarzenegger film : Someone crosses Arnie It follows the basic plot trajectory of nearly every Schwarzenegger film : Someone crosses Arnie . Arnie blows things up . It forces you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves It forces you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves , It forces you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves , and It forces you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves , and it maintains a cool distance from its material that is deliberately unsettling It forces you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves , and it maintains a cool distance from its material that is deliberately unsettling . It gets old quickly . It gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix It gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix -- It gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix -- this isn't worth sitting through It gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix -- this isn't worth sitting through . It gets the details of its time frame right It gets the details of its time frame right but it completely misses its emotions . It gives devastating testimony to both people's capacity for evil and their heroic capacity for good . It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , and It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time . It goes down easy , leaving virtually no aftertaste . It goes on for too long and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary subplots . It grabs you in the dark and shakes you vigorously for its duration . It has a caffeinated , sloppy brilliance , sparkling with ideas you wish had been developed with more care , but animated by an energy that puts the dutiful efforts of more disciplined grade-grubbers to shame . It has a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a story just complicated enough to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out . It has a way of seeping into your consciousness , with lingering questions about what the film is really getting at . It has become apparent that the franchise's best years are long past . It has charm to spare It has charm to spare , It has charm to spare , and It has charm to spare , and unlike many romantic comedies , it does not alienate either gender in the audience It has fun with the quirks of family life It has fun with the quirks of family life , It has fun with the quirks of family life , but It has fun with the quirks of family life , but it also treats the subject with fondness and respect It has fun with the quirks of family life , but it also treats the subject with fondness and respect . It has its faults It has its faults , It has its faults , but It has its faults , but it is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie , and Mandy Moore leaves a positive impression It has its faults , but it is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie , and Mandy Moore leaves a positive impression . It has more in common with a fireworks display than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline . It has more than a few moments that are insightful enough to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing . It has no affect on the Kurds , but it wore me down It has no affect on the Kurds , but it wore me down . It has plenty of laughs . It has that rare quality of being able to creep the living hell out of you ... It has the ability to offend and put off everyone It has the ability to offend and put off everyone , It has the ability to offend and put off everyone , but It has the air of a surprisingly juvenile lark , a pop-influenced prank whose charms are immediately apparent and wear thin with repetition . It has the courage to wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion . It risks seeming slow and pretentious , because it thinks the gamble is worth the promise . It has the requisite faux-urban vibe and hotter-two-years-ago rap and R&B names and references . It has the right approach and the right opening premise It has the right approach and the right opening premise , It hates its characters . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music It haunts you , It haunts you , you can't forget it It haunts you , you can't forget it , you admire its conception and are able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it It helps that Lil Bow Wow ... It helps that Lil Bow Wow ... tones down his pint-sized gangsta act to play someone who resembles a real kid It irritates and saddens me that Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere . It is , by conventional standards , a fairly terrible movie It is , by conventional standards , a fairly terrible movie ... It is , by conventional standards , a fairly terrible movie ... but It is , by conventional standards , a fairly terrible movie ... but it is also weirdly fascinating It is , by conventional standards , a fairly terrible movie ... but it is also weirdly fascinating , a ready-made Eurotrash cult object . It is also , at times , curiously moving . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it . It is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus It is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus , It is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus , if the lines work , the humor has point It is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus , if the lines work , the humor has point and It is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus , if the lines work , the humor has point and the actors are humanly engaged It is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus , if the lines work , the humor has point and the actors are humanly engaged . It is Scott's convincing portrayal of Roger the sad cad that really gives the film its oomph . It is a comedy that's not very funny and an action movie that is not very thrilling ( and an uneasy alliance , at that ) . It is a film that will have people walking out halfway through It is a happy , heady jumble of thought and storytelling , an insane comic undertaking that ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film . It is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers It is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers and It is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers and then some . I haven't seen one in so long , no wonder I didn't recognize it at first It is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers and then some . I haven't seen one in so long , no wonder I didn't recognize it at first . It is a likable story , told with competence . It is a popcorn film , not a must-own , or even a must-see . It is a strength of a documentary to disregard available bias , especially as temptingly easy as it would have been with this premise . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity . It is also a testament to the integrity and vision of the band . It is also beautifully acted . It is amusing It is amusing , It is amusing , and It is amusing , and that's all it needs to be It is an unstinting look at a collaboration between damaged people that may or may not qual It is as uncompromising as it is nonjudgmental , and makes clear that a prostitute can be as lonely and needy as any of the clients . It is bad , but certainly not without merit as entertainment . It is dark , brooding and slow , and takes its central idea way too seriously . It is definitely worth seeing . It is depressing , ruthlessly pained and depraved , the movie equivalent of staring into an open wound . It is different from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches It is different from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches ; It is different from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches ; it primarily relies on character to tell its story It is different from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches ; it primarily relies on character to tell its story . It is hard not to be especially grateful for freedom after a film like this . It is just too bad the film's story does not live up to its style . It is life affirming and heartbreaking , sweet without the decay factor , funny and sad . It is messy , uncouth , incomprehensible , vicious and absurd . It is most of the things Costner movies are known for ; it's sanctimonious , self-righteous and so eager to earn our love that you want to slap it It is most of the things Costner movies are known for ; it's sanctimonious , self-righteous and so eager to earn our love that you want to slap it . It is most remarkable not because of its epic scope , but because of the startling intimacy it achieves despite that breadth . It isn't funny , either It isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year . It isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year . It's just merely very bad . It isn't scary . It isn't that Stealing Harvard is a horrible movie -- if only it were that grand a failure ! It is nature against progress . In Fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale . It is not the first time that director Sara Sugarman stoops to having characters drop their pants for laughs and not the last time she fails to provoke them . It is parochial , accessible to a chosen few , standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill It is philosophy , illustrated through everyday events . It is quite a vision . It is refreshingly undogmatic about its characters . It is ridiculous , of course It is ridiculous , of course ... It is ridiculous , of course ... but It is ridiculous , of course ... but it is also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness It is sentimental but feels free to offend , is analytical and then surrenders to the illogic of its characters , is about grief and yet permits laughter . It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . one another and put on a show in drag . It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b.s. one another and put on a show in drag It is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b.s. one another and put on a show in drag . It is that rare combination of bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness . It is too bad that this likable movie isn't more accomplished . It is too bad that this likable movie isn't more accomplished . The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward . It is very difficult to care about the character It is very difficult to care about the character , It is very difficult to care about the character , and It is very difficult to care about the character , and that is the central flaw of the film It is very difficult to care about the character , and that is the central flaw of the film . It jumps around with little logic or continuity , presenting backstage bytes of information that never amount to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier . It just didn't mean much to me and played too skewed to ever get a hold on ( or be entertained by ) It just didn't mean much to me and played too skewed to ever get a hold on ( or be entertained by ) . It just doesn't have anything really interesting to say It just doesn't have anything really interesting to say . It just doesn't have much else ... especially It just goes to show , an intelligent person isn't necessarily an admirable storyteller . It labours as storytelling . It lacks the compassion , good-natured humor and the level of insight that made ( Eyre's ) first film something of a sleeper success . It leaves little doubt that Kidman has become one of our best actors . It leers , offering next to little insight into its intriguing subject . It lets you brush up against the humanity of a psycho , without making him any less psycho . It looks closely , insightfully at fragile , complex relationships . It looks good It looks good , It looks good , Sonny It looks good , Sonny , It looks good , Sonny , but you missed the point It looks good , Sonny , but you missed the point . ' It looks good , but it is essentially empty It looks good , but it is essentially empty . It looks like an action movie , but It looks like an action movie , but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such It looks like an action movie , but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such . It made me feel unclean It made me feel unclean , It made me feel unclean , and It made me feel unclean , and I'm the guy who liked There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies It made me feel unclean , and I'm the guy who liked There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies . It made me feel unclean , and I'm the guy who liked There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies . Oh , and Booty Call It made me feel unclean , and I'm the guy who liked There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies . Oh , and Booty Call . It made me realize that we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire . It made me want to get made-up and go see this movie with my sisters . It made me want to get made-up and go see this movie with my sisters . I thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the love ` real ' . It makes compelling , provocative and prescient viewing . It makes even Elizabeth Hurley seem graceless and ugly . It makes me feel weird \ \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \ \/ Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ And movies starring pop queens It makes me feel weird \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \/ Like puppies with broken legs \/ And butterflies that die \/ And movies starring pop queens It makes me say the obvious : Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here . It makes you believe the cast and crew thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film . It manages to squeeze by on Angelina Jolie's surprising flair for self-deprecating comedy . It may ... work as a jaunt down memory lane for teens and young adults who grew up on televised Scooby-Doo shows or reruns . It may also be the best sex comedy about environmental pollution ever made . It may as well be called `` Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It may be a no-brainer It may be a no-brainer , but at least it's a funny no-brainer It may be a no-brainer , but at least it's a funny no-brainer . It may be a prize winner It may be a prize winner , It may be a somewhat backhanded compliment to say that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality It may be about drug dealers , kidnapping , and unsavory folks , but the tone and pacing are shockingly intimate It may be an easy swipe to take , but this Barbershop just doesn't make the cut It may not be a great piece of filmmaking It may not be a great piece of filmmaking , It may not be a great piece of filmmaking , but its power comes from its soul's - eye view of how well-meaning patronizing masked a social injustice , at least as represented by this case It may not be a great piece of filmmaking , but its power comes from its soul's - eye view of how well-meaning patronizing masked a social injustice , at least as represented by this case . It may not be a huge cut of above the rest , but I enjoyed Barbershop It may not be a huge cut of above the rest , but I enjoyed Barbershop . It may not be a huge cut of above the rest , but I enjoyed Barbershop . It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters It may not be a huge cut of above the rest , but I enjoyed Barbershop . It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters . It may not be particularly innovative It may not be particularly innovative , It may not be particularly innovative , but the film's crisp , unaffected style and air of gentle longing make it unexpectedly rewarding It may not be particularly innovative , but the film's crisp , unaffected style and air of gentle longing make it unexpectedly rewarding . It may scream low budget , It may scream low budget , but this charmer has a spirit that can not be denied It may scream low budget , but this charmer has a spirit that can not be denied . It may sound like a mere disease-of - the-week TV movie , but It may sound like a mere disease-of - the-week TV movie , but A Song For Martin is made infinitely more wrenching by the performances of real-life spouses Seldahl and Wollter It merely indulges in the worst elements of all of them . It might be ` easier ' to watch on video at home It might be ` easier ' to watch on video at home , but that shouldn't stop die-hard French film connoisseurs from going out and enjoying the big-screen experience It might be ` easier ' to watch on video at home , but that shouldn't stop die-hard French film connoisseurs from going out and enjoying the big-screen experience . It might be tempting to regard Mr . Andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but Mr . Earnhart's quizzical It might be tempting to regard Mr . Andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but Mr . Earnhart's quizzical , charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists . It might be tempting to regard Mr. Andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but Mr. Earnhart's quizzical , charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists It might not be 1970s animation , It might not be 1970s animation , but everything else about it is straight from the Saturday morning cartoons -- a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness It might not be 1970s animation , but everything else about it is straight from the Saturday morning cartoons -- a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness . It must be the end of the world : It must be the end of the world : the best film so far this year is a franchise sequel starring Wesley Snipes It must be the end of the world : the best film so far this year is a franchise sequel starring Wesley Snipes . It never comes close to being either funny or scary It never comes close to being either funny or scary . It never plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people . It never plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people . It labours as storytelling . It never quite makes it to the boiling point , but manages to sustain a good simmer for most of its running time . It never rises to its clever what-if concept . It offers a glimpse of the Solomonic decision facing Jewish parents in those turbulent times : to save their children and yet to lose them . It picked me up , swung me around , and dropped me back in my seat with more emotional force than any other recent film . It plods along methodically , somehow under the assumption that its '' dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting . It plods along methodically , somehow under the assumption that its `` dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting . It preaches It pulls the rug out from under you , just when you're ready to hate one character , or really sympathize with another character It puts Washington , as honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher . It puts Washington , as honest working man John Q. Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher . It rapidly develops into a gut-wrenching examination of the way cultural differences and emotional expectations collide . It reaffirms life as it looks in the face of death . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn . ' It recycles every cliché about gays in what is essentially an extended soap opera . It reduces the complexities to bromides and slogans It reduces the complexities to bromides and slogans and It reduces the complexities to bromides and slogans and it gets so preachy-keen and so tub-thumpingly loud it makes you feel like a chump It reduces the complexities to bromides and slogans and it gets so preachy-keen and so tub-thumpingly loud it makes you feel like a chump just for sitting through it It reduces the complexities to bromides and slogans and it gets so preachy-keen and so tub-thumpingly loud it makes you feel like a chump just for sitting through it . It seems impossible that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good It seems impossible that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good , It seems impossible that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good , but It seems impossible that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good , but it is It seems impossible that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good , but it is . It seems like I have been waiting my whole life for this movie It seems like I have been waiting my whole life for this movie and It seems like I have been waiting my whole life for this movie and now I can't wait for the sequel It sends you away a believer again and quite cheered at just that . It shares the first two films ' loose-jointed structure , It shares the first two films ' loose-jointed structure , but It shares the first two films ' loose-jointed structure , but laugh-out-loud bits are few and far between It should be doing a lot of things , but doesn't . It should be interesting It should be interesting , it should be poignant , it turns out to be affected and boring It should be interesting , it should be poignant , it turns out to be affected and boring . It should be mentioned that the set design and interiors of the haunted vessel are more than effectively creepy and moodily lit . So I just did It should be mentioned that the set design and interiors of the haunted vessel are more than effectively creepy and moodily lit . So I just did . It should have stayed there . It shows that some studios firmly believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action . It shows us a slice of life that's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable . It sounds like another clever if pointless excursion into the abyss , and It sounds like another clever if pointless excursion into the abyss , and that's more or less how it plays out It sounds like another clever if pointless excursion into the abyss , and that's more or less how it plays out . It squanders Chan's uniqueness It squanders Chan's uniqueness ; It squanders Chan's uniqueness ; it could even be said to squander Jennifer Love Hewitt ! It stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie . It stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie . Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic It stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie . Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic -- It stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie . Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic -- it's just a weird fizzle It stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie . Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic -- it's just a weird fizzle . It sticks rigidly to the paradigm , rarely permitting its characters more than two obvious dimensions and repeatedly placing them in contrived , well-worn situations . It still feels like a prison stretch . It strikes hardest ... when it reminds you how pertinent its dynamics remain . It sucked It sucked . It takes a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected It takes a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected , It takes a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected , ' It takes a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected , ' but It takes a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected , ' but Ghost Ship somehow manages to do exactly that It takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . It takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . So here it is It takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . So here it is : It takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . So here it is : It's about a family of sour immortals It takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . So here it is : It's about a family of sour immortals . It takes you somewhere It takes you somewhere you're not likely to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it's surprisingly old-fashioned . It tends to remind one of a really solid Woody Allen film , with its excellent use of New York locales and sharp writing It thankfully goes easy on the reel\/real world dichotomy that ( Jaglom ) pursued with such enervating determination in Venice\/Venice . It throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us , all as if to say , '' Look at this ! This is an interesting movie ! '' It throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us , all as if to say , '' Look at this ! This is an interesting movie ! '' But the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging It throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us , all as if to say , '' Look at this ! This is an interesting movie ! '' But the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging . It throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us , all as if to say , `` Look at this ! It treats Ana's journey with honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film . It trusts the story it sets out to tell . It turns out to be smarter and more diabolical than you could have guessed at the beginning . It uses an old-time formula , it's not terribly original It uses an old-time formula , it's not terribly original and It uses an old-time formula , it's not terribly original and it's rather messy It uses an old-time formula , it's not terribly original and it's rather messy -- It uses some of the figures from the real-life story to portray themselves in the film . It uses some of the figures from the real-life story to portray themselves in the film . The result is a powerful , naturally dramatic piece of low-budget filmmaking . It wants to be thought of as a subversive little indie film It wants to be thought of as a subversive little indie film , It was only a matter of time before some savvy producer saw the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo . It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt . It will come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary . But It will come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary . But here's the real damn It will come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary . But here's the real damn : It will come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary . But here's the real damn : It isn't funny , either It will come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary . But here's the real damn : It isn't funny , either . It will guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face . It will make you think twice about what might be going on inside each trailer park you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster . It will not appeal to the impatient It will probably prove interesting to Ram Dass fans , It winds up moving in many directions as it searches ( vainly , I think ) for something fresh to say . It won't bust your gut -- and it's not intended to -- It won't bust your gut -- and it's not intended to -- it's merely a blandly cinematic surgical examination of what makes a joke a joke It won't harm anyone , but It won't harm anyone , but neither can I think of a very good reason to rush right out and see it It won't hold up over the long haul It won't hold up over the long haul , It won't hold up over the long haul , but It won't hold up over the long haul , but in the moment , Finch's tale provides the forgettable pleasures of a Saturday matinee . It won't rock any boats It works its magic with such exuberance and passion that the film's length becomes a part of its fun . It works well enough , since the thrills pop up frequently It works well enough , since the thrills pop up frequently , and It works well enough , since the thrills pop up frequently , and the dispatching of the cast is as often imaginative as it is gory It works well enough , since the thrills pop up frequently , and the dispatching of the cast is as often imaginative as it is gory . It would be churlish to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation that can be found in Dragonfly , yet It would be churlish to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation that can be found in Dragonfly , yet it is impossible to find the film anything but appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and totally lacking in conviction It would be churlish to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation that can be found in Dragonfly , yet it is impossible to find the film anything but appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and totally lacking in conviction . It would be disingenuous to call Reno a great film It would be disingenuous to call Reno a great film , It would be disingenuous to call Reno a great film , but It would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi . It wouldn't be my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7 . 00 . It wouldn't matter so much that this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny . It would take a complete moron to foul up a screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's classic satire . It wraps up a classic mother\/daughter struggle in recycled paper with a shiny new bow and while the audience can tell it's not all new , at least it looks pretty It zips along with B-movie verve while adding the rich details and go-for-broke acting that heralds something special . Italian Pinocchio Italian freakshow Italian masterpiece Italian superstar Its adult themes of familial separation and societal betrayal are head and shoulders above much of the director's previous popcorn work . Its almost too-spectacular coastal setting distracts slightly from an eccentric and good-naturedly aimless story . Its and pieces of The Hot Chick are so hilarious Its and pieces of The Hot Chick are so hilarious , Its and pieces of The Hot Chick are so hilarious , and Its and pieces of The Hot Chick are so hilarious , and Schneider's performance is so fine Its and pieces of The Hot Chick are so hilarious , and Schneider's performance is so fine , it's a real shame that so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess . Its appeal Its appeal will probably limited to LDS Church members and undemanding armchair tourists . Its audacious ambitions sabotaged by pomposity Its audacious ambitions sabotaged by pomposity , Steven Soderbergh's space opera emerges as a numbingly dull experience . Its cast full of caffeinated comedy performances Its cast full of caffeinated comedy performances more than make up for its logical loopholes , which fly by so fast there's no time to think about them anyway . Its compelling mix Its compelling mix of trial movie , escape movie and unexpected fable Its compelling mix of trial movie , escape movie and unexpected fable ensures the film never feels draggy . Its direction , its script Its director's most substantial feature for some time . Its engaging simplicity Its engaging simplicity is driven by appealing leads . Its flame-like , roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude . Its generic villains lack any intrigue ( other than their funny accents ) Its generic villains lack any intrigue ( other than their funny accents ) and Its generic villains lack any intrigue ( other than their funny accents ) and the action scenes are poorly delivered Its generic villains lack any intrigue ( other than their funny accents ) and the action scenes are poorly delivered . Its gentle , touching story Its gentle , touching story creeps into your heart . Its gross-out gags Its gross-out gags and Its impressive images Its impressive images of crematorium chimney fires and stacks of dead bodies Its impressive images of crematorium chimney fires and stacks of dead bodies are undermined by the movie's presentation , which is way too stagy . Its inescapable absurdities Its inescapable absurdities are tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock ( since Sept . 11 ) . Its inescapable absurdities are tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock ( since Sept. 11 ) . Its initial excitement Its initial excitement settles into a warmed over pastiche . Its juxtaposition of overwrought existentialism and stomach-churning gore Its lack Its lack of quality Its message has merit and , in the hands of a brutally honest individual like Prophet Jack , might have made a point or two regarding life . Its metaphors Its metaphors are opaque enough to avoid didacticism , and Its metaphors are opaque enough to avoid didacticism , and the film succeeds as an emotionally accessible , almost mystical work Its metaphors are opaque enough to avoid didacticism , and the film succeeds as an emotionally accessible , almost mystical work . Its mysteries are transparently obvious Its mysteries are transparently obvious , Its mysteries are transparently obvious , and Its mysteries are transparently obvious , and it's too slowly paced to be a thriller Its mysteries are transparently obvious , and it's too slowly paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser Its mysteries are transparently obvious , and it's too slowly paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser . Its mysteries are transparently obvious , and it's too slowly paced to be a thriller . -LRB- But it's -RRB- worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser . Its one-sidedness Its one-sidedness ... flirts with propaganda Its one-sidedness ... flirts with propaganda . Its over-reliance on genre conventions , character types and formulaic conflict resolutions Its plot and animation offer daytime TV serviceability , but little more . Its premise is smart Its premise is smart , Its premise is smart , but Its premise is smart , but the execution is pretty weary Its premise is smart , but the execution is pretty weary . Its rawness and vitality Its rawness and vitality give it considerable punch . Its salient points are simultaneously buried , drowned and smothered in the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary . Its save-the-planet message clashes Its save-the-planet message clashes with its crass marketing Its scenes and sensibility are all more than familiar , Its scenes and sensibility are all more than familiar , but it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time Its screenplay serves as auto-critique , and its clumsiness as its own most damning censure . Its sheer dynamism Its sheer dynamism is infectious . Its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this isn't something to be taken seriously Its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this isn't something to be taken seriously , but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare . Its spirit of iconoclastic abandon Its spirit of iconoclastic abandon -- however canned -- makes for unexpectedly giddy viewing . Its story Its story about a young Chinese woman , Ah Na , who has come to New York City to replace past tragedy with the American Dream Its story about a young Chinese woman , Ah Na , who has come to New York City to replace past tragedy with the American Dream is one that any art-house moviegoer is likely to find compelling . Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question : Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question : Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb Its use of the thriller form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change , Its use of the thriller form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change , buffeted by events seemingly out of their control Its use of the thriller form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change , buffeted by events seemingly out of their control , Its use of the thriller form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change , buffeted by events seemingly out of their control , is intriguing , provocative stuff . Its weighty themes are too grave for youngsters , Its weighty themes are too grave for youngsters , but the story is too steeped in fairy tales and other childish things to appeal much to teenagers . Its well of thorn and vinegar Its well of thorn and vinegar ( and simple humanity ) has long been plundered by similar works featuring the insight and punch this picture so conspicuously lacks . Ivan is a prince of a fellow Ivy League college Iwai's gorgeous visuals Iwai's gorgeous visuals seduce . J . K . Rowling's books J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore J . Lo will earn her share of the holiday box office pie , although this movie makes one thing perfectly clear : J. Lo will earn her share of the holiday box office pie , although this movie makes one thing perfectly clear : She's a pretty woman , but she's no working girl J. Lo will earn her share of the holiday box office pie , although this movie makes one thing perfectly clear : She's a pretty woman , but she's no working girl . J.K. Rowling's marvelous series J.K. Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers JFK conspiracy nuts Ja Rule and Kurupt should have gotten to rap . It would have benefitted the dialogue . Jack O ' Jack Ryan , Tom Clancy's intrepid hero Jackass '' fan Jackass is a vulgar Jackass is a vulgar and Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set . Jackass lacks aspirations of social upheaval . Jackie Chan movies are a guilty pleasure Jackie Chan movies are a guilty pleasure - Jackie Chan movies are a guilty pleasure - he's easy to like and always leaves us laughing Jackie Chan movies are a guilty pleasure - he's easy to like and always leaves us laughing . Jackson's Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad Jackson and co have brought back the value and respect for the term epic cinema . Jackson has done is proven that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery Jackson is always watchable . Jackson is one of the best actors there is Jackson shamefully strolls through this mess with a smug grin , inexplicably wearing a kilt and carrying a bag of golf clubs over one shoulder . Jackson tries to keep the plates spinning as best he can Jackson tries to keep the plates spinning as best he can , but Jackson tries to keep the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting Jacobi , the most fluent of actors , Jacobi , the most fluent of actors , is given relatively dry material from Nijinsky's writings to perform , Jacobi , the most fluent of actors , is given relatively dry material from Nijinsky's writings to perform , and the visuals , even erotically frank ones , become dullingly repetitive Jacobi , the most fluent of actors , is given relatively dry material from Nijinsky's writings to perform , and the visuals , even erotically frank ones , become dullingly repetitive . Jacquot's rendering of Puccini's tale of devotion and double-cross Jacquot's rendering of Puccini's tale of devotion and double-cross is more than just a filmed opera . In his first stab at the form , Jacquot takes a slightly anarchic approach that works only sporadically . Jacquot's strategy allows his cast the benefit of being able to give full performances ... while demonstrating vividly that the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself . Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective Jacquot has filmed the opera exactly as the libretto directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism . Jacquot preserves Tosca's intoxicating ardor through his use of the camera . Jacquot seems unsure of how to evoke any sort of naturalism on the set . Jae-eun Jeong's Take Care of My Cat brings a beguiling freshness to a coming-of-age story with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images that it emerges as another key contribution to the flowering of the South Korean cinema . Jagger's bone-dry , mournfully brittle delivery Jagger's bone-dry , mournfully brittle delivery that gives the film its bittersweet bite Jagger , Stoppard and Jagger , Stoppard and director Michael Apted ... deliver a riveting and surprisingly romantic ride . Jagjit Jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films Jaglom ... put ( s ) the audience in the privileged position of eavesdropping on his characters Jaglom offers the none-too-original premise that everyone involved with moviemaking is a con artist and a liar . Jaglomized is the Cannes Film Festival , the annual Riviera spree of flesh , buzz , blab and money Jam-packed James Bond for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club James Bond thriller James Horner's rousing score James Spader Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes Jane Wyman and Jane learns her place as a girl , softens up and loses some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with . Janey Janice's behavior Janice comes racing to the rescue in the final reel Japan's premier stylist Japan's premier stylist of sex and blood Japan's wildest filmmaker gives us a crime fighter carrying more emotional baggage than Batman ... Japan bustling Japanese director Hideo Nakata , who takes the superstitious curse on chain letters and actually applies it Japanese director Shohei Imamura's latest film is an odd but ultimately satisfying blend of the sophomoric and the sublime . Japanese epic Japanese film Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie Jason Bourne . Jason Patric and Ray Liotta make for one splendidly cast pair . Jason X has cheesy effects and a hoary plot Jason X has cheesy effects and a hoary plot , Jason X has cheesy effects and a hoary plot , but Jason X has cheesy effects and a hoary plot , but its macabre , self-deprecating sense of humor makes up for a lot Jason X is positively anti-Darwinian : nine sequels and 400 years later , the teens are none the wiser and Jason still kills on auto-pilot Jason X is this bad on purpose Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear . Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear . But Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear . But one thing's for sure Jason is about as convincing on the sci-fi front as TV's defunct Cleopatra 2525 . Jaw-droppingly Jaw-droppingly superficial Jaw-droppingly superficial , straining to get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company . Jay Russell Jean Genet and John Rechy , the films of Fassbinder Jean-Claude Van Damme look good Jean-Luc Godard's finest work Jeff's ) gorgeous Jeffrey Dahmer , Jeffrey Tambor's Jeffrey Tambor's performance as the intelligent jazz-playing exterminator is Oscar-worthy . Jeffs has created a breathtakingly assured and stylish work of spare dialogue and acute expressiveness . Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt Jennifer Lopez has shown poor judgment in planning to marry Ben Affleck Jeong-Hyang Lee's film is deceptively simple , deeply satisfying . Jerry Bruckheimer's putrid pond Jerry Bruckheimer's putrid pond of retread action twaddle Jerry Springer crowd Jersey lowbrow accent Uma Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric Jesse Ventura's best work Jet Jeunet Jewish parents Jia's moody , bad-boy behavior which he portrays himself in a one-note performance Jiang Wen's Devils on the Doorstep is a wartime farce in the alternately comic and gut-wrenching style of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut . Jim Brown Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . Jim Carrey Jirí Hubac's script is a gem . Jirí Hubac's script is a gem . His characters are engaging , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . . Joan and Philip's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember John , in the movie , is a rather dull person to be stuck with for two hours . John Carlen's script John Carpenter's original John Carpenter's stylish tracking shots John Hughes comedy John Le Carré with a couple of burnt-out cylinders John Malkovich's reedy consigliere John Malkovich's reedy consigliere will pronounce his next line John McTiernan's botched remake John McTiernan's botched remake may be subtler than Norman Jewison's 1975 ultraviolent futuristic corporate-sports saga . It's also stupider . John Turturro , who's simply fab as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish John Waters-like humor Johnnie To and Wai Ka Fai are ) sure to find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests may be too narrow to attract crossover viewers . Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years Jolie's hideous yellow Jolie's hideous yellow ` do Jolie gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters , especially if you're in the mood for something more comfortable than challenging . Jolting Jolting into Charleston rhythms , the story has the sizzle of old news that has finally found the right vent ( accurate ? Who cares ? ) . Jonah's despair -- in all its agonizing , Catch-22 glory -- Jonah is only so-so Jonathan Parker's Bartleby should have been the be-all-end-all of the modern-office anomie films . Jones , despite a definitely distinctive screen presence , just isn't able to muster for a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier if it wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts . Jones ... makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1 . Jones ... makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1 . 8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart Jones ... makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1 . 8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart . Jones ... makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart . Jones and Snipes are enthralling Jones has delivered a solidly entertaining and moving family drama . Jones has tackled a meaty subject and drawn engaging characters while peppering the pages with memorable zingers . Jones helps breathe some life into the insubstantial plot Jones helps breathe some life into the insubstantial plot , Jones helps breathe some life into the insubstantial plot , but Jones helps breathe some life into the insubstantial plot , but even he is overwhelmed by predictability Jordan jealous Joshua is as blasphemous and nonsensical as a Luis Buñuel film without the latter's attendant intelligence , poetry , passion , and genius . Journalistically dubious , Journalistically dubious , inept Journalistically dubious , inept and often lethally dull Journalistically dubious , inept and often lethally dull . Jr .'s Barbershop Judd's characters ought to pick up the durable best seller Smart Women , Foolish Choices for advice . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary . Judith and Zaza's extended bedroom sequence ... is so intimate and sensual and funny and psychologically self-revealing that it makes most of what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics . Jules and Julia Roberts hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism Julia Roberts wannabe Julie Davis is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors , sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent . Julie Taymor's preposterous Titus Juliette Binoche's Sand is vivacious Juliette Binoche's Sand is vivacious , Juliette Binoche's Sand is vivacious , but Juliette Binoche's Sand is vivacious , but it's hard to sense that powerhouse of 19th-century prose behind her childlike smile . Just A Kiss is just a mess Just a Kiss is a just a waste . Just a Kiss seem minty fresh Just a Kiss wants desperately to come off as a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people . But it is set in a world that is very , very far from the one most of us Just a bunch of good actors Just a bunch of good actors flailing around in a caper that's neither original nor terribly funny Just a bunch of good actors flailing around in a caper that's neither original nor terribly funny . Just a collection of this and that -- whatever fills time -- with no unified whole Just a collection of this and that -- whatever fills time -- with no unified whole . Just a string Just a string of stale gags Just a string of stale gags , Just a string of stale gags , with no good inside dope , and no particular bite Just a string of stale gags , with no good inside dope , and no particular bite . Just about all of the film is confusing on one level or another , making Ararat far more demanding than it needs to be . Just about everyone involved here seems to be coasting . Just about everyone involved here seems to be coasting . There are a few modest laughs , but certainly no thrills . Just about the best straight-up Just about the best straight-up , Just about the best straight-up , old-school horror film of the last 15 years Just about the best straight-up , old-school horror film of the last 15 years . Just about the surest bet Just about the surest bet for an all-around good time at the movies this summer Just about the surest bet for an all-around good time at the movies this summer . Just another combination of bad animation and mindless violence Just another combination of bad animation and mindless violence ... Just another combination of bad animation and mindless violence ... lacking the slightest bit Just another combination of bad animation and mindless violence ... lacking the slightest bit of wit or charm Just another combination of bad animation and mindless violence ... lacking the slightest bit of wit or charm . Just another disjointed Just another disjointed , Just another disjointed , fairly predictable psychological thriller Just another disjointed , fairly predictable psychological thriller . Just another generic drama Just another generic drama that has nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap Just another generic drama that has nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap thrills . Just as the lousy Tarantino imitations have subsided Just as the lousy Tarantino imitations have subsided , here comes the first lousy Guy Ritchie imitation . Just as the recent Argentine film Son of the Bride reminded us that a feel-good movie can still show real heart Just as the recent Argentine film Son of the Bride reminded us that a feel-good movie can still show real heart , Time of Favor presents us with an action movie that actually has a brain . Just because A Walk to Remember Just because A Walk to Remember is shrewd enough to activate girlish tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls . Just bring on the Battle Bots , please ! Just consider what New Best Friend does not have , beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay . Just dreadful Just dreadful . Just dreadful . I don't blame Eddie Murphy but shouldn't Just dreadful . I don't blame Eddie Murphy but shouldn't Owen Wilson know a movie must have a story and a script ? Just embarrassment Just embarrassment and Just embarrassment and a vague sense Just embarrassment and a vague sense of shame Just entertaining Just how extreme are these ops ? I regret to report that these ops are just not extreme enough . Just isn't as weird as it ought to be . Just like Hearst's enormous yacht Just like a splendid meal Just like a splendid meal , Red Dragon satisfies -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified cuisine and palatable presentation . Just like every other Seagal movie , only louder and without that silly ponytail Just offbeat Just offbeat enough to keep you interested without coming close to bowling you over . Just one bad idea Just one more collection of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story . Or a profit . Or some damn thing Just one more collection of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story . Or a profit . Or some damn thing . Just one problem : Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die Just plain bad . Just send it to Cranky . Just send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this Just the labour involved in creating the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light Just the labour involved in creating the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light is astonishing . Just the sort of lazy tearjerker that gives movies about ordinary folk a bad name . Just too silly Just too silly and Just too silly and sophomoric to ensnare its target audience . Just watch Bettany strut his stuff Just watch Bettany strut his stuff . You'll know a star when you see one . Just what Just what makes us happy Just when you think that every possible angle has been exhausted by documentarians , another new film emerges with yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective . Just when you think you are making sense of it , something happens that tells you there is no sense . Juwanna Mann Juwanna Mann is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre K 19 stays afloat as decent drama\/action flick K-19 : The Widowmaker is a great yarn . K-19 : The Widowmaker is derivative , overlong , and bombastic -- yet surprisingly entertaining . K-19 may not hold a lot of water as a submarine epic K-19 may not hold a lot of water as a submarine epic , K-19 may not hold a lot of water as a submarine epic , but it holds even less when it turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich K-19 sinks to a Harrison Ford low . K-19 will not go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories K-19 will not go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories , K-19 will not go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories , but K-19 will not go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories , but it is an engaging and exciting narrative of Man confronting the Demons of his own fear and paranoia K-19 will not go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories , but it is an engaging and exciting narrative of Man confronting the Demons of his own fear and paranoia . Kafka Kang tacks on three or four more endings Kapur's contradictory feelings about his material result in a movie that works against itself . Kapur fails to give his audience a single character worth rooting for ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) . Kapur gives us episodic choppiness , undermining the story's emotional thrust . Kapur modernizes A.E.W. Mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks `` The Four Feathers '' bare . Kapur weighs down the tale with bogus profundities . Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women Karmen moves like rhythm Kate's jealous female friends become downright despicable Kate isn't very bright Kathy Baker's creepy turn Katz's documentary doesn't have much panache , but with material this rich it doesn't need it . Katz uses archival footage , horrifying documents of lynchings , still photographs and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all Katzenberg Kaufman's imagination has failed him . Kaufman's script is never especially clever and often is rather pretentious . Kaufman's script is still memorable for some great one-liners . Kaufman and Gondry rarely seem sure of where it should go Kaufman and Jonze take huge risks to ponder the whole notion of passion Kaufman and Jonze take huge risks to ponder the whole notion of passion -- Kaufman and Jonze take huge risks to ponder the whole notion of passion -- our desire as human beings for passion in our lives and the emptiness one feels when it is missing Kaufman creates an eerie sense of not only being there at the time of these events Kaufman creates an eerie sense of not only being there at the time of these events but Kaufman creates an eerie sense of not only being there at the time of these events but the very night Matthew was killed Kaufmann's '' Quills '' with more unsettlingly realistic results Keener is marvelous Keenly Keenly observed and Keenly observed and refreshingly natural Keenly observed and refreshingly natural , Swimming gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S . C . , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . Keenly observed and refreshingly natural , Swimming gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . Ken Russell would love this . Ken Russell would love this . In one scene , we get a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- and Meat Loaf explodes . Kennedy ? Moot Kenneth Branagh's energetic sweet-and-sour performance as a curmudgeonly British playwright Kept aloft largely by a comically adept ensemble Kevin Bray excels Kevin Costner rests on his pretty-boy laurels Kevin Kline who unfortunately works with a two star script Khouri manages , with terrific flair , to keep the extremes of screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum . Khouri then gets terrific performances from them all . Ki-Deok Kiarostami has crafted a deceptively casual ode to children and managed to convey a tiny sense of hope . Kicks off with an inauspicious premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper . Kidman Kidman has become one of our best actors Kidman who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers Kids Kids don't mind crappy movies as much as adults , provided there's lots of cute animals and clumsy people . Kids don't mind crappy movies as much as adults , provided there's lots of cute animals and clumsy people . ` Snow Dogs ' has both . Kids five and up will be delighted with the fast , funny Kids five and up will be delighted with the fast , funny , Kids five and up will be delighted with the fast , funny , and Kids five and up will be delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story . Kids five and up will be delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story . Parents may even find that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults Kids five and up will be delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story . Parents may even find that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults . Kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . Kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . And Kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . And adults will at least have a dream image of the West to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle Kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . And adults will at least have a dream image of the West to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle . Kids who are into this Thornberry stuff will probably be in wedgie heaven . Kids who are into this Thornberry stuff will probably be in wedgie heaven . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning . Kids will love its fantasy and adventure Kids will love its fantasy and adventure , Kids will love its fantasy and adventure , and Kids will love its fantasy and adventure , and grownups should appreciate its whimsical humor Kids will love its fantasy and adventure , and grownups should appreciate its whimsical humor . Kieran Culkin a pitch-perfect Holden Killed My Father Killed My Father is one of those art house films that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only Killed My Father would be a rarity in Hollywood . Killer Killing time Killing time , that's all that's going on here . Kilmer's absorbing performance Kilmer's absorbing performance increase the gravitational pull considerably Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea . Kim ) begins to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors Kim Ki-Deok seems to have in mind an ( emotionally at least ) adolescent audience demanding regular shocks and bouts of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested . Kind King Lear Kinnear's performance is a career-defining revelation . Kinnear's performance is razor sharp Kinnear's performance is razor sharp . Kinnear ... gives his best screen performance with an oddly winning portrayal of one of life's ultimate losers . Kinnear and Dafoe give what may be the performances of their careers . Kirkegaard Kirshner and Monroe seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . Kirshner and Monroe seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . ( Kirshner wins , but it's close . ) Kirshner wins , but it's close . Kirshner wins , but it's close . ) Kirsten Dunst's remarkable performance Kissing Kissing Jessica Stein injects freshness and spirit into the romantic comedy genre , which has been held hostage by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again . Kissing Jessica Stein is one of the greatest date movies in years . Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen Kissing Jessica Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious . Kissing Jessica Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious . Yet Kitschy , flashy , overlong soap opera . Klein Klein , charming in comedies like American Pie and dead-on in Election , Klein , charming in comedies like American Pie and dead-on in Election , delivers one of the saddest action hero performances ever witnessed . Kline's ) utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code Kline's superbly nuanced performance Kline's superbly nuanced performance , Kmart blue-light-special effects Kmart blue-light-special effects all Knockaround Knockaround Guys plays like a student film by two guys who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up . Knockaround Guys plays like a student film by two guys who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up . But Knockaround Guys plays like a student film by two guys who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up . But they lack their idol's energy and passion for detail . Knockaround Guys rarely seems interested in kicking around a raison d'etre that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast . Knows how to make our imagination Knows how to make our imagination wonder . Koepp's screenplay isn't nearly surprising or clever enough to sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own . Kong action Kong action cinema Kong master John Woo Korean filmmaker's Kosminsky ... puts enough salt into the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material to make it sting . Koury's Koury's passive technique Koury frighteningly and honestly exposes Koury frighteningly and honestly exposes one teenager's uncomfortable class resentment and , in turn , his self-inflicted retaliation . Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them . Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone Kudos to the most enchanting film of the year Kudos to the most enchanting film of the year . Kung Pow : Enter the Fist Kung Pow is Oedekerk's realization of his childhood dream to be in a martial-arts flick , and proves that sometimes the dreams of youth should remain just that . Kung Pow isn't funny some of the time Kung Pow seems like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk Kung Pow seems like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk and Kung Pow seems like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk and his fellow moviemakers got through crashing a college keg party Kung Pow seems like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk and his fellow moviemakers got through crashing a college keg party . Kung Pow sets a new benchmark for lameness . Kurys ' career to a whole new level Kurys ' direction is clever and insightful Kurys seems intimidated by both her subject matter and the period trappings of this debut venture into the heritage business . Kwan's unique directing style Kwan is a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise Kwan is a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise , Kwan is a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise , and Kwan is a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise , and Lan Yu is a disarmingly lived-in movie Kwan is a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise , and Lan Yu is a disarmingly lived-in movie . L . A . beach scene L'Avventura and Repulsion La Salle's performance La cinta comienza intentando LaBute's careful handling makes the material seem genuine rather than pandering . LaBute can't avoid a fatal mistake in the modern era LaBute can't avoid a fatal mistake in the modern era : LaBute can't avoid a fatal mistake in the modern era : He's changed the male academic from a lower-class Brit to an American , a choice that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film LaBute continues to improve . LaBute does manage to make a few points about modern man and his problematic quest for human connection . LaBute masterfully LaBute masterfully balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . LaBute masterfully balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . Something for everyone . LaBute pulls off a neater trick in Possession LaPaglia's LaPaglia's ability to convey grief and hope Laced Laced with liberal doses of dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and a stable-full of solid performances Laced with liberal doses of dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and a stable-full of solid performances , No Such Thing is a fascinating little tale . Lacking Lacking gravitas Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , and Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , and ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , and ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel . Leave these Flowers unpicked Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , and ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel . Leave these Flowers unpicked -- Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , and ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel . Leave these Flowers unpicked -- they're dead on the vine Lacking gravitas , MacDowell is a placeholder for grief , and ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel . Leave these Flowers unpicked -- they're dead on the vine . Lacking substance and soul Lacking substance and soul , Crossroads comes up shorter than Britney's cutoffs . Lacks Lacks depth . Lacks dramatic punch and depth Lacks dramatic punch and depth . Lacks heart , depth and , most of all , purpose Lacks the inspiration of the original Lacks the inspiration of the original and Lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience Lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . Lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . But Lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . But it also has many of the things that made the first one charming Lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . But it also has many of the things that made the first one charming . Lacks the spirit of the previous two Lacks the spirit of the previous two , Lacks the spirit of the previous two , and Lacks the spirit of the previous two , and makes all those jokes about hos Lacks the spirit of the previous two , and makes all those jokes about hos and even more unmentionable subjects seem like mere splashing around in the muck Lacks the spirit of the previous two , and makes all those jokes about hos and even more unmentionable subjects seem like mere splashing around in the muck . Lacks the visual flair and bouncing bravado that characterizes better hip-hop clips and is content to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago Lacks the visual flair and bouncing bravado that characterizes better hip-hop clips and is content to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago . Laconic and Laconic and very stilted in its dialogue , this indie flick never found its audience , probably because it's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters . Lagaan Lagaan is quintessential Bollywood . Lagaan is quintessential Bollywood . Except it's much , much better . Lagaan really is enormously good fun . Laggard drama wending its way to an uninspired philosophical epiphany Laggard drama wending its way to an uninspired philosophical epiphany . Laissez-Passer is a distinguished and distinctive effort by a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them . Laissez-passer has all the earmarks of French cinema at its best . Lame Lame , Lame , haphazard teen comedy Lame Sweet Home leaves no Southern stereotype unturned . Lan Yu is a genuine love story , full of traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery . Lan Yu is at times too restrained Lan Yu is at times too restrained , Lan Yu is certainly a serviceable melodrama , Lan Yu lacks a sense of dramatic urgency Lan Yu never catches dramatic fire . Lan Yu seems altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . Lan Yu seems altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it . Land , people and narrative flow together in a stark portrait of motherhood deferred and desire explored . Land Beyond Time Land Beyond Time is an enjoyable Big Movie primarily because Australia is a weirdly beautiful place Land Beyond Time is an enjoyable Big Movie primarily because Australia is a weirdly beautiful place . Lane and Lane shines Large budget notwithstanding , the movie is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . Large budget notwithstanding , the movie is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . But this time , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . Larry Fessenden's spooky new thriller Lasker's canny , meditative script distances sex and love , as Byron and Luther Lasker's canny , meditative script distances sex and love , as Byron and Luther ... Lasker's canny , meditative script distances sex and love , as Byron and Luther ... realize they can't get no satisfaction without the latter . Last Orders nurtures the multi-layers of its characters , allowing us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . Last Orders nurtures the multi-layers of its characters , allowing us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . It's affecting , amusing , sad and reflective . Last Orders will touch the heart of anyone old enough to have earned a 50-year friendship Late Marriage's stiffness is unlikely to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U . S . viewers off their feet . Late Marriage is an in-your-face family drama and black comedy that is filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love . Lathan and Diggs are charming and have chemistry both as friends and lovers . Lathan and Diggs carry the film with their charisma Lathan and Diggs carry the film with their charisma , and Lathan and Diggs carry the film with their charisma , and both exhibit sharp comic timing that makes the more hackneyed elements of the film easier to digest Lathan and Diggs carry the film with their charisma , and both exhibit sharp comic timing that makes the more hackneyed elements of the film easier to digest . Lathan and Diggs have considerable personal charm Lathan and Diggs have considerable personal charm , Lathan and Diggs have considerable personal charm , and Lathan and Diggs have considerable personal charm , and their screen rapport makes the old story seem new Laugh-out-loud Laugh-out-loud lines Laugh-out-loud lines , Laugh-out-loud lines , adorably ditsy but heartfelt performances , and sparkling Laugh-out-loud lines , adorably ditsy but heartfelt performances , and sparkling , Laugh-out-loud lines , adorably ditsy but heartfelt performances , and sparkling , bittersweet dialogue that cuts to the chase of the modern girl's dilemma . Laughably Laughably , irredeemably awful . Lauren Ambrose comes alive under the attention from two strangers in town Lauren Ambrose comes alive under the attention from two strangers in town - Lauren Ambrose comes alive under the attention from two strangers in town - with honest performances and realistic interaction between the characters , this is a coming-of-age story with a twist Lawrence's delivery remains perfect Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade Lawrence bounces ) all over the stage , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place . Lawrence desperately looks elsewhere , seizing on George's haplessness and Lucy's personality tics . Lawrence gives us mostly fool's gold Lawrence has only a fleeting grasp of how to develop them Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work Lawrence plumbs personal tragedy and also the human comedy . Lawrence should stick to his day job . Lawrence should stick to his day job . He's a better actor than a standup comedian . Lawrence sounds whiny and defensive , as if his life-altering experiences made him bitter and less mature . Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , Lazily Lazily directed by Charles Stone III ... from a leaden script by Matthew Cirulnick and novelist Thulani Davis . Lazy Lazy , Lazy , miserable and smug Lazy , miserable and smug . Lazy , miserable and smug . This is one of the biggest disappointments of the year . Lazy filmmaking , with the director taking a hands-off approach when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling . LeBlanc thought , `` Hey , the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse . '' Lead actress Gaï , she of the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile Lead actress Gaï , she of the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile , Lead actress Gaï , she of the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile , is a towering siren . Leading a double life in an American film only comes to no good Leading a double life in an American film only comes to no good , but not here Leading a double life in an American film only comes to no good , but not here . Matters play out realistically if not always fairly Leading a double life in an American film only comes to no good , but not here . Matters play out realistically if not always fairly . Leaks treacle from every pore . Leaping from one arresting image to another Leaping from one arresting image to another , Songs from the Second Floor has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and so manages to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time . Leather Leave Leave it Leave it to John Sayles to take on developers , the Chamber of Commerce , tourism , historical pageants , Leave it to John Sayles to take on developers , the Chamber of Commerce , tourism , historical pageants , and commercialism all in the same movie ... without neglecting character development for even one minute Leave it to John Sayles to take on developers , the Chamber of Commerce , tourism , historical pageants , and commercialism all in the same movie ... without neglecting character development for even one minute . Leave it to Rohmer , now 82 , to find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago Leave it to the French to truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy melodrama Leave it to the French to truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy melodrama . Leave these Flowers unpicked Leave these Flowers unpicked -- they're dead on the vine Leaves us wondering less about its ideas and more about its characterization of Hitler and the contrived nature of its provocative conclusion Leaves us wondering less about its ideas and more about its characterization of Hitler and the contrived nature of its provocative conclusion . Leaves viewers out in the cold and undermines some phenomenal performances . Leaves you with a knot in your stomach Led by Griffin's smartly nuanced performance and enthusiasm Lee's achievement Lee's achievement extends to his supple understanding of the role that Brown played in American culture as an athlete , a movie star , and an image of black indomitability . Lee's character didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery Lee does so marvelously compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight Lee seems just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception Lee seems just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception . Left me with the visceral sensation of longing , lasting traces of Charlotte's web of desire and desperation . Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination Legendary Legged Freaks Leguizamo's best movie work Leguizamo's best movie work so far Leguizamo's best movie work so far , Leguizamo's best movie work so far , a subtle and richly internalized performance Leguizamo and Jones are both excellent Leguizamo and Jones are both excellent and Leguizamo and Jones are both excellent and the rest of the cast is uniformly superb Leguizamo and Jones are both excellent and the rest of the cast is uniformly superb . Leigh's depth and rigor , Leigh's depth and rigor , and Leigh's depth and rigor , and his skill at inspiring accomplished portrayals that are all the more impressive for their lack of showiness , Leigh for actually casting people who look working-class Leigh isn't breaking new ground , but he knows how a daily grind can kill love Leigh isn't breaking new ground , but he knows how a daily grind can kill love . Leigh is one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . Leigh is one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here . Leigh makes these lives count . Leigh makes these lives count . And he allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range Leigh makes these lives count . And he allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range . Leigh succeeds in delivering a dramatic slap in the face that's simultaneously painful and refreshing . Lends itself to the narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) machinations of the biennial Disney boy movie Leon Leon Barlow . Leonard '' just seems to kinda Leoni Les Les Destinees is , in its quiet , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual . Less a heartfelt appeal for the handicapped than a nice Belgian waffle Less a movie Less a movie than Less a movie than ) Less a study in madness or love than a study in schoolgirl obsession . Less about Shakespeare than the spawn of fools who saw Quentin Tarantino's handful of raucous gangster films and branched out into their own pseudo-witty copycat interpretations Less an examination of neo-Nazism than a probe into the nature of faith Less an examination of neo-Nazism than a probe into the nature of faith itself Less an examination of neo-Nazism than a probe into the nature of faith itself . Less cinematically powerful Less dizzying than just dizzy Less front-loaded Less funny Less funny than it should be and Less funny than it should be and less funny than it thinks it is Less funny than it should be and less funny than it thinks it is . Less than fresh Less than fresh . Less the sensational true-crime hell-jaunt purists might like and more experimental in its storytelling ( though no less horrifying for it ) . Less worrying about covering all the drama in Frida's life and more time Less-than-compelling Less-than-compelling documentary Less-than-compelling documentary of a Yiddish theater clan Let's cut to the consumer-advice bottom line Let's cut to the consumer-advice bottom line : Stay home Let's face it -- Let's face it -- there aren't many reasons anyone would want to see Crossroads if they're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears Let's hope -- shall we Let's hope -- shall we ? -- that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' was a lot funnier Let's hope -- shall we ? -- that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' was a lot funnier and Let's hope -- shall we ? -- that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen . Let's issue a moratorium , effective immediately , on treacly films about inspirational prep-school professors and the children they so heartwarmingly motivate . Let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next Let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp Let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp ? Letterman with a clinical eye Lewis Liar Life Life Is Beautiful and Life on the rez is no picnic : Life or Something Like It has its share of high points , Life or Something Like It has its share of high points , but Life or Something Like It is very much in the mold of feel-good movies Lifetime Channel-style anthology Lifetime movie Light , silly Light , silly , photographed with colour and depth , and rather a good time . Light the candles , bring out the cake Light the candles , bring out the cake and Light the candles , bring out the cake and don't fret about the calories because there's precious little substance in Birthday Girl -- Light the candles , bring out the cake and don't fret about the calories because there's precious little substance in Birthday Girl -- it's simply , and surprisingly , a nice , light treat Light the candles , bring out the cake and don't fret about the calories because there's precious little substance in Birthday Girl -- it's simply , and surprisingly , a nice , light treat . Light years \ \/ several warp speeds \ \/ levels and levels of dilithium crystals better than the pitiful Insurrection . Which isn't to say that it's the equal of some of its predecessors . Light-years ahead of paint-by-number American blockbusters like Pearl Harbor , at least artistically . Lightweight Lightweight but appealing Lightweight but appealing . Like Like Brosnan's performance Like Brosnan's performance , Evelyn comes from the heart . Like Dickens with his passages Like Edward Norton in American History X , Ryan Gosling ( Murder By Numbers ) delivers a magnetic performance . Like It Like It Hot on the Hardwood proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny . Like It has its share of high points Like It is very much in the mold of feel-good movies Like Kissing Jessica Stein , Amy's Orgasm has a key strength in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor . Like Kubrick , Soderbergh isn't afraid to try any genre and to do it his own way . Like Mike doesn't win any points for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids some welcome role models and optimism . Like Mike is a slight and uninventive movie Like Mike is a slight and uninventive movie : Like Mike is a slight and uninventive movie : Like the exalted Michael Jordan referred to in the title , many can aspire but none can equal Like Mike is a slight and uninventive movie : Like the exalted Michael Jordan referred to in the title , many can aspire but none can equal . Like Mike isn't going to make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous Like Mike isn't going to make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous , but it has some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) - with nothing but net Like Mike isn't going to make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous , but it has some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) - with nothing but net . Like Mike isn't interested in recycling old cliches . It wants to tweak them with a taste of tangy new humor . Like Mike raises some worthwhile themes while delivering a wholesome fantasy for kids . Like Mike shoots and scores Like Mike shoots and scores , doing its namesake proud Like Mike stands out for its only partly synthetic decency . Like Rudy Yellow Lodge , Eyre needs to take a good sweat to clarify his cinematic vision before his next creation and remember the lessons of the trickster spider . Like Schindler's List Like Schindler's List , The Grey Zone attempts to be grandiloquent , but ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way . Like Showgirls and Glitter , the most entertaining moments here are unintentional . Like Shrek , Spirit's visual imagination reminds you of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world . Like Smoke Signals , the film is also imbued with strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama Like The English Patient and The Unbearable Lightness of Being Like The English Patient and The Unbearable Lightness of Being , The Hours is one of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . Like The English Patient and The Unbearable Lightness of Being , The Hours is one of those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . Like The Full Monty , this is sure to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll . Like The Rugrats movies , The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series Like The Rugrats movies , The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series , Like The Rugrats movies , The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series , but Like The Rugrats movies , The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series , but its emphasis on caring for animals and respecting other cultures is particularly welcome Like The Rugrats movies , The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series , but its emphasis on caring for animals and respecting other cultures is particularly welcome . Like Vardalos and Corbett , who play their roles with vibrant charm Like Vardalos and Corbett , who play their roles with vibrant charm , the film , directed by Joel Zwick , is heartfelt and hilarious in ways you can't fake . Like a Tarantino movie with heart Like a Tarantino movie with heart , Alias Betty is richly detailed , deftly executed and utterly absorbing . Like a bad improvisation exercise , the superficially written characters ramble on tediously about their lives , loves and the art Like a bad improvisation exercise , the superficially written characters ramble on tediously about their lives , loves and the art they're struggling to create . Like a can of 2-day old Coke Like a can of 2-day old Coke . Like a can of 2-day old Coke . You can taste it Like a can of 2-day old Coke . You can taste it , but there's no fizz Like a can of 2-day old Coke . You can taste it , but there's no fizz . Like a child with an important message to tell Like a child with an important message to tell ... Like a child with an important message to tell ... ( Skins ' ) faults are easy to forgive because the intentions are lofty . Like a comedian who starts off promisingly but then proceeds to flop Like a comedian who starts off promisingly but then proceeds to flop , Comedian runs out of steam after a half hour . Like a fish that's lived too long Like a fish that's lived too long , Austin Powers in Goldmember has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places . Like a grinning Jack O ' Lantern , its apparent glee is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded . Like a less dizzily gorgeous companion to Mr . Wong's In the Mood for Love -- very much a Hong Kong movie despite its mainland setting . Like a less dizzily gorgeous companion to Mr. Like a medium-grade network sitcom -- mostly inoffensive Like a medium-grade network sitcom -- mostly inoffensive , fitfully amusing , but ultimately so weightless that a decent draft in the auditorium might blow it off the screen . Like a pack of dynamite sticks , built for controversy . Like a pack of dynamite sticks , built for controversy . The film is explosive Like a pack of dynamite sticks , built for controversy . The film is explosive , Like a pack of dynamite sticks , built for controversy . The film is explosive , but Like a pack of dynamite sticks , built for controversy . The film is explosive , but a few of those sticks are wet . Like a precious and finely cut diamond Like a precious and finely cut diamond , magnificent to behold in its sparkling beauty yet in reality it's one tough rock . Like a skillful fisher Like a skillful fisher , the director uses the last act to reel in the audience since its poignancy hooks us completely . Like a soft drink that's been sitting open too long Like a soft drink that's been sitting open too long : Like a soft drink that's been sitting open too long : it's too much syrup and not enough fizz Like a soft drink that's been sitting open too long : it's too much syrup and not enough fizz . Like a three-ring circus , there are side stories aplenty -- none of them memorable . Like a tone-deaf singer at a benefit concert Like a tone-deaf singer at a benefit concert , John Q . is a bad movie appearing on behalf of a good cause . Like a veteran head cutter , Barbershop is tuned in to its community . Like all great films about a life you never knew existed , it offers much to absorb and even more to think about after the final frame . Like all of Egoyan's work , Ararat is fiercely intelligent and uncommonly ambitious . Like an Afterschool Special with costumes by Gianni Versace , Mad Love looks better than it feels . Like any good romance Like any good romance , Son of the Bride , proves it's never too late to learn . Like being able to hit on a 15-year old when you're over 100 Like being able to hit on a 15-year old when you're over 100 . Like being invited to a classy dinner soiree Like being invited to a classy dinner soiree and not knowing anyone Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . Like coming into a long-running , well-written television series where you've missed the first half-dozen episodes and probably won't see the next six . Like its New England characters , most of whom wander about in thick clouds of denial , the movie eventually gets around to its real emotional business , striking deep chords of sadness . Like its bizarre heroine , it irrigates our souls . Like its parade of predecessors , this Halloween is a gory slash-fest . Like its predecessor , it's no classic Like its predecessor , it's no classic , Like its predecessor , it's no classic , but Like its script , which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire Olympic swim team through Like its script , which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire Olympic swim team through , the characters in Swimfan seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover . Like its title character , Esther Kahn is unusual but unfortunately also irritating . Like its title character , this Nicholas Nickleby finds itself in reduced circumstances -- and , also like its hero , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end . Like leafing through an album of photos Like leafing through an album of photos accompanied by the sketchiest of captions . Like life on the island Like life on the island , the movie grows boring despite the scenery . Like many Western action films , this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing Like many Western action films , this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing , Like many Western action films , this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing , but Like many Western action films , this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing , but its heartfelt concern about North Korea's recent past and South Korea's future adds a much needed moral weight Like many Western action films , this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing , but its heartfelt concern about North Korea's recent past and South Korea's future adds a much needed moral weight . Like many such biographical melodramas , it suffers from the awkwardness that results from adhering to the messiness of true stories . Like most Bond outings in recent years , some of the stunts are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike . A heavy reliance on CGI technology is beginning to creep into the series . Like most movies about the pitfalls of bad behavior Like most movies about the pitfalls of bad behavior ... Circuit gets drawn into the party . Like most of Jaglom's films , some of it is honestly affecting Like most of Jaglom's films , some of it is honestly affecting , Like most of Jaglom's films , some of it is honestly affecting , but Like most of Jaglom's films , some of it is honestly affecting , but more of it seems contrived and secondhand Like most of Jaglom's films , some of it is honestly affecting , but more of it seems contrived and secondhand . Like other great documentaries Like puppies with broken legs Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ And movies starring pop queens Like puppies with broken legs \/ And butterflies that die \/ And movies starring pop queens Like so many other allegedly scary movies Like the Hanks character , he's a slow study : The action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed . Like the Tuck family themselves , this movie just goes on and on and on and on Like the best 60 Minutes Like the best 60 Minutes exposé , the film ( at 80 minutes ) is actually quite entertaining . Like the best of Godard's movies Like the best of Godard's movies ... it is visually ravishing , penetrating , impenetrable . Like the chilled breath of oral storytelling frozen onto film Like the chilled breath of oral storytelling frozen onto film . Like the excruciating End of Days Like the excruciating End of Days , Collateral Damage presents Schwarzenegger as a tragic figure , Like the excruciating End of Days , Collateral Damage presents Schwarzenegger as a tragic figure , but Like the excruciating End of Days , Collateral Damage presents Schwarzenegger as a tragic figure , but sympathy really belongs with any viewer forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions Like the excruciating End of Days , Collateral Damage presents Schwarzenegger as a tragic figure , but sympathy really belongs with any viewer forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions . Like the film's almost anthropologically detailed realization of early - '80s suburbia Like the original Like the original , this version is raised a few notches above kiddie fantasy pablum by Allen's astringent wit . Like the world of his film , Hartley created a monster but didn't know how to handle it . Like watching a dress rehearsal the week before the show goes up Like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away Likely to have decades of life Likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise Likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise ? Likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise ? Let's hope not Likely to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise ? Let's hope not . Lil Bow Wow takes the cake Lilia's transformation from strict mother to sensual siren Lilia's transformation from strict mother to sensual siren is superficially preposterous Lilia's transformation from strict mother to sensual siren is superficially preposterous , Lilia's transformation from strict mother to sensual siren is superficially preposterous , but Lilia herself . She's a cipher , played by an actress who smiles and frowns but doesn't reveal an inner life Lillard and Cardellini earn their Scooby Snacks , Lillard channels the Shagster right down to the original Casey Kasem-furnished voice Lilo & Stitch '' isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen Lilo & Stitch '' isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . Lilo & Stitch '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as '' Mulan '' or '' Tarzan . '' Lilo & Stitch '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as `` Mulan '' or `` Tarzan Lilo & Stitch has a number of other assets to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded . Lily Chou-Chou never really builds up a head of emotional steam . Limps along Limps along on a squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula that goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly Limps along on a squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula that goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly . Lina Linklater Liotta is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario . Liotta is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario . Too bad Liotta is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario . Too bad . Lisa Rinzler's cinematography may be lovely Lisa Rinzler's cinematography may be lovely , Lisa Rinzler's cinematography may be lovely , but Love Liza's tale itself virtually collapses into an inhalant blackout , maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension Lisa Rinzler's cinematography may be lovely , but Love Liza's tale itself virtually collapses into an inhalant blackout , maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension . List it ain't Literally Literally nothing in The Pool Literally nothing in The Pool is new Literally nothing in The Pool is new , Literally nothing in The Pool is new , but Literary purists may not be pleased , but as far as mainstream matinee-style entertainment goes , it does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds . Little Mermaid Little Nicky . Little Nicky bad Little is done to support the premise other than fling gags at it to see which ones shtick . Little more than a frothy vanity project Little more than a stylish exercise in revisionism whose point Little more than a stylish exercise in revisionism whose point ... is no doubt true , but serves as a rather thin moral to such a knowing fable . Little more than a super-sized infomercial for the cable-sports channel and its Summer X Games Little more than a well-mounted history lesson Little more than a well-mounted history lesson . Live-honed mimicry Lonely Long Long Is This Movie Long Time Dead ? Not nearly long enough Long Time Dead ? Not nearly long enough . Long before it's over , you'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser . Long on twinkly-eyed close-ups and short Long on twinkly-eyed close-ups and short on shame Long on twinkly-eyed close-ups and short on shame . Longley's film Lookin ' for sin , American-style ? Lookin ' for sin , American-style ? Try Hell House , which documents the cautionary Christian spook-a-rama of the same name . Looking For Leonard '' just seems to kinda sit in neutral , hoping for a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something . Looking aristocratic , luminous yet careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes Looking aristocratic , luminous yet careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes , Rampling gives a performance that could not be improved upon . Looks Looks and feels like a low-budget hybrid of Scarface or Carlito's Way . Looks like a high school film project Looks more like a travel-agency video targeted at people who like to ride bikes Looks more like a travel-agency video targeted at people who like to ride bikes topless and roll in the mud than a worthwhile glimpse of independent-community guiding lights . Loosely speaking , we're in All of Me territory again , Loosely speaking , we're in All of Me territory again , and Loosely speaking , we're in All of Me territory again , and , strictly speaking , Schneider is no Steve Martin Loosely speaking , we're in All of Me territory again , and , strictly speaking , Schneider is no Steve Martin . Lopez's publicist should share screenwriting credit Lopez Romantic Comedy Lopez himself , who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline Lopez himself , who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline . Lord as a luv-spreading Dr . Feelgood or omnipotent slacker Loses its sense of humor Loses its sense of humor in a vat of failed jokes , twitchy acting , and general boorishness Loses its sense of humor in a vat of failed jokes , twitchy acting , and general boorishness . Losin ' Losin ' his fan base Lost Lost Dreams Lots of effort and intelligence Lots of effort and intelligence are on display Lots of effort and intelligence are on display but Lots of effort and intelligence are on display but in execution it is all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings Lots of effort and intelligence are on display but in execution it is all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings . Loud , chaotic and Loud , chaotic and largely unfunny Loud , chaotic and largely unfunny . Loud , silly , stupid and pointless Loud , silly , stupid and pointless . Louiso lets the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode Louiso lets the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode , Louiso lets the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode , and Louiso lets the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode , and brother Hoffman's script stumbles over a late-inning twist that just doesn't make sense Louiso lets the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode , and brother Hoffman's script stumbles over a late-inning twist that just doesn't make sense . Love Love '' Love '' is a little like a chocolate milk moustache Love '' is a little like a chocolate milk moustache ... Love , Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large Love -- Love -- very much Love -- very much a Hong Kong movie Love Call to Jeanette MacDonald Love Liza Love Liza's Love Liza's tale Love Liza is a festival film that would have been better off staying on the festival circuit . Love Story Love a joy Love a joy to behold Love in the Time of Money Love is just too , too precious in the end . Love may have been in the air onscreen , but I certainly wasn't feeling any of it Love may have been in the air onscreen , but I certainly wasn't feeling any of it . Loved Loved Ones Lovely Lovely ! Brilliant ! ' Lovely & Lovely & Amazing Lovely & Amazing involves us because it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives . Lovely and Lovely and Amazing Lovely and Amazing , Lovely and Amazing , ' Lovely and Amazing is Holofcener's deep , uncompromising curtsy to women she knows , and very likely is . Lovely and Amazing is Holofcener's deep , uncompromising curtsy to women she knows , and very likely is . When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and so , I trust Lovely and Amazing is Holofcener's deep , uncompromising curtsy to women she knows , and very likely is . When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and so , I trust , will you . Lovely and poignant Lovely and poignant . Puts Lovely and poignant . Puts a human face on a land most Westerners are unfamiliar with Lovely and poignant . Puts a human face on a land most Westerners are unfamiliar with . Lovingly Lovingly photographed in the manner of a Golden Book sprung to life Lovingly photographed in the manner of a Golden Book sprung to life , Stuart Little 2 manages sweetness largely without stickiness . Low comedy Low comedy doesn't come much lower . Low rent from frame one . Loyal Lucas has in fact come closer than anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s . Lucky Break is ( Cattaneo ) sophomore slump . Lucky Break is perfectly inoffensive and harmless Lucky Break is perfectly inoffensive and harmless , Lucy's a dull girl , that's all . Lucy Liu never comes together Ludicrous Ludicrous ' Ludicrous , but director Carl Franklin adds enough flourishes and freak-outs to make it entertaining . Lurid Lurid and less Lurid and less than lucid work Lurid and less than lucid work . Lush Lush and beautifully Lush and beautifully photographed ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book ) Lush and beautifully photographed ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book ) , Lush and beautifully photographed ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book ) , but Lush and beautifully photographed ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book ) , but ultimately you'll leave the theater wondering why these people mattered Lush and beautifully photographed ( somebody suggested the stills might make a nice coffee table book ) , but ultimately you'll leave the theater wondering why these people mattered . Lux , now in her eighties , does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject -- taking us through a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history . Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier Lyne's latest , the erotic thriller Unfaithful , further demonstrates just how far his storytelling skills have eroded . Lyne's stolid remake Lyne's stolid remake of '' Lolita '' Lynne Ramsay as an important , original talent in international cinema M . I . T . M . Night Shyamalan M. Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . MIB II is a movie that makes it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything . MTV schmucks MTV schmucks who don't know how to tell a story for more than four minutes MY LITTLE EYE is the best little '' horror '' movie MY LITTLE EYE is the best little `` horror '' movie I've seen in years . MacDowell , whose wifty Southern charm has anchored lighter affairs MacDowell ... gives give a solid , anguished performance that eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done . MacDowell is a placeholder for grief Macaroni and Cheese Macy Mad Love doesn't galvanize its outrage the way , Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company Made by jackasses for jackasses Made me feel uneasy , even queasy , because ( Solondz's ) cool compassion Made me unintentionally famous Made me unintentionally famous -- as the queasy-stomached critic who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby Made me unintentionally famous -- as the queasy-stomached critic who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby . Made to be Jaglomized is the Cannes Film Festival , the annual Riviera spree of flesh , buzz , blab and money . Made to be Jaglomized is the Cannes Film Festival , the annual Riviera spree of flesh , buzz , blab and money . The charming result is Festival in Cannes . Made with no discernible craft and monstrously sanctimonious Made with no discernible craft and monstrously sanctimonious in dealing with childhood loss Madonna's Madonna's cameo doesn't suck ! Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik Madonna gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game . Madonna has made herself over so often now , there's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose . Madonna is one helluva singer . Maelstrom is strange and compelling Maelstrom is strange and compelling , Maelstrom is strange and compelling , engrossing and different Maelstrom is strange and compelling , engrossing and different , Maelstrom is strange and compelling , engrossing and different , a moral tale with a twisted sense of humor Maelstrom is strange and compelling , engrossing and different , a moral tale with a twisted sense of humor . Mafia , rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads Mafia , rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads in a regurgitation of cinematic violence that gives brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero . ' Maggie G. makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and eats up the screen . Maggie Gyllenhaal Maggie Gyllenhaal is a delight Maggie Gyllenhaal is a delight . Maggie Smith as the Ya-Ya member with the O2-tank will absolutely crack you up with her crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment . Magnifique Magnifique ' Magnolia Primavera Maguire makes it a comic book with soul Maid in Manhattan might not look so appealing on third or fourth viewing down the road Maid in Manhattan might not look so appealing on third or fourth viewing down the road ... But as a high concept vehicle for two bright stars of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations , the movie passes inspection Maid in Manhattan proves that it's easier to change the sheets than to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies . Maik , the firebrand turned savvy ad man , Maik , the firebrand turned savvy ad man , would be envious of Maintains your interest until the end and even leaves you with a few lingering animated thoughts . Maintains your sympathy for this otherwise challenging soul Maintains your sympathy for this otherwise challenging soul by letting you share her one-room world for a while Maintains your sympathy for this otherwise challenging soul by letting you share her one-room world for a while . Majidi's direction has never been smoother or more confident . Majidi's poetic love story Majidi shoe-loving Make Chan's action sequences boring Make Chan's action sequences boring . Make like the title and dodge this one Make like the title and dodge this one . Makes Makes 98 minutes feel like three hours . Makes S&M seem very romantic , and Makes S&M seem very romantic , and Maggie Gyllenhaal is a delight Makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and then gives us half an hour of car chases . Makes an aborbing if arguable case for the man's greatness Makes for a pretty unpleasant viewing experience Makes one thing abundantly clear . Makes one thing abundantly clear . American musical comedy as we know it wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . Makes the case for a strong education and good teachers being more valuable in the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem , and not strictly in the knowledge imparted . Makes the same mistake as the music industry Makes the same mistake as the music industry it criticizes , Makes the same mistake as the music industry it criticizes , becoming so slick and watered-down it almost loses what made you love it Makes the same mistake as the music industry it criticizes , becoming so slick and watered-down it almost loses what made you love it in the first place Makes the same mistake as the music industry it criticizes , becoming so slick and watered-down it almost loses what made you love it in the first place . Makhmalbaf keeps her distance from the characters Makin ' a fool of himself Making such a tragedy the backdrop to a love story risks trivializing it , though Chouraqui no doubt intended the film to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror . Malcolm D. Lee Malcolm McDowell ? Cool Malcolm McDowell is cool . Malcolm McDowell is cool . Paul Bettany is cool . Paul Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool . Malone Malone does have a gift for generating nightmarish images that will be hard to burn out of your brain . But Mama Africa pretty much delivers on that promise . Mama Africa pretty much delivers on that promise . It does give you a peek . The main problem being that it's only a peek . Mama takes a bit too long to find its rhythm Mama takes a bit too long to find its rhythm and Mama takes a bit too long to find its rhythm and a third-act plot development is somewhat melodramatic Mamet's '' House of Games '' and Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun Mamet's airless cinematic shell games . Mamet enthusiast Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film Man cliché Manages to accomplish what few sequels can Manages to accomplish what few sequels can -- Manages to accomplish what few sequels can -- it equals the original and in some ways even betters it Manages to accomplish what few sequels can -- it equals the original and in some ways even betters it . Manages to be both hugely entertaining and uplifting . Manages to be wholesome and subversive at the same time . Manages to delight without much of a story . Manages to please its intended audience -- children -- without placing their parents in a coma-like state . Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , and Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , and his scripting unsurprising Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , and his scripting unsurprising , Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , and his scripting unsurprising , but Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , and his scripting unsurprising , but the performances by Phifer and Black are ultimately winning Mandel Holland's direction is uninspired , and his scripting unsurprising , but the performances by Phifer and Black are ultimately winning . You'll find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie Mandy Moore leaves a positive impression Manhattan , Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt Manipulative Manipulative claptrap Manipulative claptrap , Manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week Manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week , Manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney ... Manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney ... take your pick . Manipulative claptrap , a period-piece movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney ... take your pick . All three descriptions suit Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new . Many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching A Walk To Remember . Many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching A Walk To Remember . So could young romantics out on a date . Many insightful moments . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) Many shallower movies these days seem too long Many shallower movies these days seem too long , Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside , Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside , and Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside , and I don't think that A . C . will help this movie one bit Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside , and I don't think that A . C . will help this movie one bit . Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside , and I don't think that A.C. will help this movie one bit Many went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside , and I don't think that A.C. will help this movie one bit . Marcus Adams just copies from various sources -- good sources , bad mixture Margaret Thatcher's ruinous legacy Margarita Happy Hour Margarita Happy Hour represents an auspicious feature debut for Chaiken . Margarita feels like a hazy high that takes too long to shake . Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive Margot Mariah Carey gives us another peek at some of the magic we saw in Glitter here in Wisegirls . Marinated in clichés and mawkish dialogue Marinated in clichés and mawkish dialogue . Marisa Tomei is good Marisa Tomei is good , Marisa Tomei is good , but Just A Kiss is just a mess Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress Mark Pellington's latest pop thriller is as kooky and overeager as it is spooky and subtly in love with myth . Mark Wahlberg and Thandie Newton are not Hepburn and Grant , two cinematic icons with chemistry galore . Mark me down as a non-believer in werewolf films that are not serious Mark me down as a non-believer in werewolf films that are not serious and rely on stupidity as a substitute for humor Marquis Marries the amateurishness of The Blair Witch Project with the illogic of Series 7 Marries the amateurishness of The Blair Witch Project with the illogic of Series 7 : Marries the amateurishness of The Blair Witch Project with the illogic of Series 7 : The Contenders to create a completely crass and forgettable movie Marshall keeps the energy humming , Marshall keeps the energy humming , and Marshall keeps the energy humming , and his edits , unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it Marshall keeps the energy humming , and his edits , unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it . Marshall puts a suspenseful spin on standard horror flick formula . Martha '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve Martha Stewart decorating program run amok Martha could have used a little trimming Martha enormously endearing Martha will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach . Martin's deterioration and Barbara's sadness -- and , occasionally Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere Martin Lawrence Live ' is so self-pitying Martin Scorcese's Gangs of New York still emerges as his most vital work since GoodFellas . Martin and Barbara are complex characters -- sometimes tender , sometimes angry Martin and Barbara are complex characters -- sometimes tender , sometimes angry -- Martin and Barbara are complex characters -- sometimes tender , sometimes angry -- and the delicate performances by Sven Wollter and Viveka Seldahl make their hopes and frustrations vivid Martin is a masterfully conducted work . Martyr Marvel version Marvelous Marvelously Marvelously entertaining Marvelously entertaining and Marvelously entertaining and deliriously Marvelously entertaining and deliriously joyous documentary . Maryam is a small film , but it offers large rewards Maryam is a small film , but it offers large rewards . Maryam is more timely now than ever . Massacre . Master of Disguise runs for only 71 minutes and feels like three hours . Mastering its formidable arithmetic of cameras and souls Mastering its formidable arithmetic of cameras and souls , Group articulates a flood of emotion . Masterpiece Matches neorealism's Mattei's underdeveloped effort Mattei's underdeveloped effort here is nothing but a convenient conveyor belt of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination . Mattei so completely loses himself to the film's circular structure to ever offer any insightful discourse on , well , Love in the Time of Money . Mattel Matters play out realistically if not always fairly Matters play out realistically if not always fairly . Matthew's predicament Matthew Lillard is born to play Shaggy ! Matthew was killed Maud and Roland's search for an unknowable past makes for a haunting literary detective story Maud and Roland's search for an unknowable past makes for a haunting literary detective story , Maud and Roland's search for an unknowable past makes for a haunting literary detective story , but Maud and Roland's search for an unknowable past makes for a haunting literary detective story , but LaBute pulls off a neater trick in Possession Maud and Roland's search for an unknowable past makes for a haunting literary detective story , but LaBute pulls off a neater trick in Possession : Maud and Roland's search for an unknowable past makes for a haunting literary detective story , but LaBute pulls off a neater trick in Possession : He makes language sexy Maudlin Maudlin and Maudlin and melodramatic we expected . Boring we Maudlin and melodramatic we expected . Boring we didn't . Max is static , stilted . Max pokes , provokes , takes expressionistic license and hits a nerve Max pokes , provokes , takes expressionistic license and hits a nerve ... Max pokes , provokes , takes expressionistic license and hits a nerve ... as far as art is concerned , it's mission accomplished Max pokes , provokes , takes expressionistic license and hits a nerve ... as far as art is concerned , it's mission accomplished . May be far from the best of the series , May be far from the best of the series , but May be far from the best of the series , but it's assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation May be more genial than ingenious , but May be more genial than ingenious , but it gets the job done May be more genial than ingenious , but it gets the job done . May be spoofing an easy target -- those old ' 50's giant creature features -- but ... it acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today May be spoofing an easy target -- those old '50's giant creature features -- but May be spoofing an easy target -- those old '50's giant creature features -- but ... it acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today May be spoofing an easy target -- those old '50's giant creature features -- but ... it acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today . May cause you to bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists . May lack the pungent bite of its title May lack the pungent bite of its title , May lack the pungent bite of its title , but May lack the pungent bite of its title , but it's an enjoyable trifle nonetheless May lack the pungent bite of its title , but it's an enjoyable trifle nonetheless . May not be a breakthrough in filmmaking , May not be a breakthrough in filmmaking , but it is unwavering and arresting May not be a breakthrough in filmmaking , but it is unwavering and arresting . May offend viewers not amused by the sick sense of humor . May puzzle his most ardent fans . May take its sweet time to get wherever it's going May take its sweet time to get wherever it's going , but if you have the patience for it , you won't feel like it's wasted yours May take its sweet time to get wherever it's going , but if you have the patience for it , you won't feel like it's wasted yours . Maybe LeBlanc thought , '' Hey , the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse . '' Maybe LeBlanc thought , `` Hey , the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse . '' Maybe he was reading the minds of the audience . Maybe it's asking too much Maybe it's just because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades Maybe it's just because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades ... Maybe it's just because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades ... But honestly , Analyze That really isn't all that bad Maybe it's the star power of the cast or the redundant messages Maybe it's the star power of the cast or the redundant messages , but something aboul '' Full Frontal '' seems , well , contrived Maybe it's the star power of the cast or the redundant messages , but something aboul '' Full Frontal '' seems , well , contrived . Maybe it's the star power of the cast or the redundant messages , but something aboul `` Full Frontal '' seems , well , contrived Maybe it is formula filmmaking , but there's nothing wrong with that if the film is well-crafted and this one is Maybe it is formula filmmaking , but there's nothing wrong with that if the film is well-crafted and this one is . Maybe not a classic , but a movie the kids will want to see over and over again . Maybe there's a metaphor here , but figuring it out wouldn't make Trouble Every Day any better . Maybe you'll be lucky , and there'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back Maybe you'll be lucky , and there'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back . Mazel tov to a film about a family's joyous life acting on the Yiddish stage . McCoist , the players McConaughey's fun McConaughey's fun to watch McDowell ? Cool McFarlane's animation lifts the film firmly above the level of other coming-of-age films McGrath McGrath crafts quite moving scenes throughout his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel . McGrath has deftly trimmed Dickens ' wonderfully sprawling soap opera , the better to focus on the hero's odyssey from cowering poverty to courage and happiness . McKay seems embarrassed by his own invention and tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device McKay seems embarrassed by his own invention and tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device he has put in service . McKay shows crushingly little curiosity about , or is ill-equipped to examine , the interior lives of the characters in his film , much less incorporate them into his narrative . McTiernan's remake may be lighter on its feet McTiernan's remake may be lighter on its feet -- the sober-minded original was as graceful as a tap-dancing rhino -- but it is just as boring and as obvious McTiernan's remake may be lighter on its feet -- the sober-minded original was as graceful as a tap-dancing rhino -- but it is just as boring and as obvious . McWilliams's melancholy music , are charged with metaphor , Me '' feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark Me '' feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark . Me , I didn't care for it Me If You Can isn't badly made Me Without You '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades . Me Without You has a bracing truth that's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood . Me no lika da accents so good Me no lika da accents so good , Me no lika da accents so good , but Me no lika da accents so good , but I thoroughly enjoyed the love story Me no lika da accents so good , but I thoroughly enjoyed the love story . Me no lika da accents so good , but I thoroughly enjoyed the love story . Scott Baio is turning in some delightful work on indie projects . Mean Meandering , sub-aquatic mess Meandering and confusing Meandering and confusing . Meandering and glacially paced , and often just plain dull Meant for Star Wars fans . It is there to give them a good time . Measured against practically any like-themed film other than its Oscar-sweeping franchise predecessor Measured against practically any like-themed film other than its Oscar-sweeping franchise predecessor The Silence of the Lambs , Red Dragon rates as an exceptional thriller . Medem may have disrobed most of the cast , leaving their bodies exposed , but the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt Medem may have disrobed most of the cast , leaving their bodies exposed , but the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . Medem may have disrobed most of the cast , leaving their bodies exposed , but the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring Medem may have disrobed most of the cast , leaving their bodies exposed , but the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring . Mediocre Mediocre fable from Burkina Faso . Mediocre movies Mediocre movies start to drag as soon as the action speeds up Mediterranean sparkles Meeting , even exceeding expectations Meeting , even exceeding expectations , it's the best sequel since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth . Mel Mel Brooks ' Borscht Belt schtick look sophisticated Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo Mel Gibson fights the good fight in Vietnam in director Randall Wallace's flag-waving war flick with a core of decency . Melanie eventually slugs the Yankee . Too bad the former Murphy Brown doesn't pop Reese back . Melds derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting , and always a beauty to behold Melds derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting , and always a beauty to behold . Melodrama with a message Melville is creatively a great whale Memorable Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and , Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and , by extension , its surprises limp Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and , by extension , its surprises limp and Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and , by extension , its surprises limp and its resolutions ritual Memorable for a peculiar malaise that renders its tension flaccid and , by extension , its surprises limp and its resolutions ritual . Memories of Rollerball Memories of Rollerball have faded , and I skipped Country Bears . But this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title Men Men in Black II , '' Men in Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel Men in Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel . The story is less vibrant Men in Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel . The story is less vibrant , the jokes are a little lukewarm , Men in Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel . The story is less vibrant , the jokes are a little lukewarm , but Men in Black II , '' has all the earmarks of a sequel . The story is less vibrant , the jokes are a little lukewarm , but will anyone really care Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance -- Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance -- it's the sci-fi comedy spectacle as Whiffle-Ball epic Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance -- it's the sci-fi comedy spectacle as Whiffle-Ball epic . Men in Black II creates a new threat for the MIB , but recycles the same premise . Men in Black II has sequel-itis something fierce . An ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job ... Men with Brooms is distinctly ordinary Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' Mendes still doesn't quite know how to fill a frame . Mendes still doesn't quite know how to fill a frame . Like the Hanks character , he's a slow study : The action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed . Mention `` Solaris '' five years from now and Mention `` Solaris '' five years from now and I'm sure those who saw it will have an opinion to share . Merchant Ivory productions Merely ( and literally ) tosses around sex toys and offers half-hearted paeans to empowerment that are repeatedly undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense . Merely as a technical , logistical feat Merry Message movie or an action-packed submarine spectacular Message movie or an action-packed submarine spectacular ? Alas , it's neither . Metaphors abound , but it is easy to take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story Metaphors abound , but it is easy to take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story . Methodical , measured , and gently tedious in its comedy , Secret Ballot is a purposefully reductive movie -- which may be why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain . Meticulously mounted , exasperatingly well-behaved film , which ticks off Kahlo's lifetime milestones with the dutiful precision of a tax accountant . Meticulously uncovers a trail of outrageous force and craven concealment . Metropolis confirms Tezuka's status as both the primary visual influence on the animé tradition and its defining philosophical conscience . Metropolis is a feast for the eyes . Metropolis worth seeing Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists Meyjes ' provocative film Meyjes ' provocative film might be called an example of the haphazardness of evil . Meyjes's movie , like Max Rothman's future , does not work . Meyjes ... has done his homework and soaked up some jazzy new revisionist theories about the origins of Nazi politics and aesthetics . Michael Berg , Michael J . Wilson Michael Jordan referred to in the title , many can aspire but none can equal Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine rekindles the muckraking , soul-searching spirit of the ` Are we a sick society ? ' Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine rekindles the muckraking , soul-searching spirit of the ` Are we a sick society ? ' journalism of the 1960s . Michael Moore's latest documentary about America's thirst for violence is his best film yet ... Michael Moore gives us the perfect starting point for a national conversation about guns , violence , and fear . Michael Moore has perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making Michael Moore has perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making , Michael Moore has perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making , and Michael Moore has perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making , and he's got as potent a topic as ever here Michael Moore has perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making , and he's got as potent a topic as ever here . Michael Myers for good Michael Reilly Burke ( Octopus 2 : River of Fear ) has just the right amount of charisma and menace . Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something Michel Michel Piccoli's moving performance Michel Piccoli's moving performance is this films reason for being . Michele's spiritual quest is neither amusing nor dramatic enough to sustain interest Michele Petin's impeccable screenplay Michele Petin's impeccable screenplay penetrates with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing Michele Petin's impeccable screenplay penetrates with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing . Michele is a such a brainless flibbertigibbet that it's hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously . Michelle Williams Mick Jagger gives his best movie performance since , well , Performance Mick Jagger gives his best movie performance since , well , Performance . Middle American musical torpor Middle East Middle Eastern world politics Miike Miike ... a cult hero . Mike Leigh populates his movie with a wonderful ensemble cast of characters that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life Mike Myers shows up and ruins everything Mike Tyson's E ! True Hollywood Story Mike White's deft combination of serious subject matter and dark Mike White's deft combination of serious subject matter and dark , funny humor Mike White's deft combination of serious subject matter and dark , funny humor make '' '' Mike White's deft combination of serious subject matter and dark , funny humor make '' '' The Good Girl '' a film worth watching . Mike White's deft combination of serious subject matter and dark , funny humor make `` The Good Girl '' a film worth watching . Mike shoots and scores Milder Isn't Better Mildly amusing Mildly entertaining Miller's film is one of 2002's involvingly adult surprises . Miller's hand often feels unsure . Miller , Kuras and the actresses Miller . If I had been thinking about the visual medium , they would have been doing something wrong Miller comes at film with bracing intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary . Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity . Miller eloquently captures the moment when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path . Miller has crafted an intriguing story of maternal instincts and misguided acts of affection . Miller tells this very compelling tale with little fuss or noise , expertly plucking tension from quiet . Millions of dollars heaped upon a project of such vast proportions need to reap more rewards than spiffy bluescreen technique and stylish weaponry . Minac drains his movie of all individuality Mindless Mindless and Mindless and boring Mindless and boring martial arts and gunplay with too little excitement and zero compelling storyline . Mindless yet impressively lean spinoff of last summer's bloated effects fest The Mummy Returns . Ming-liang's witty , wistful new film Minority Report '' astounds . Minority Report commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . Minority Report commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . That's not vintage Spielberg and that , finally , is minimally satisfying . Minority Report delivers all that and a whole lot more Minority Report delivers all that and a whole lot more . Mira Nair's film is an absolute delight for all audiences Mira Nair's new movie has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery Mira Sorvino's limitations Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress Miramax should have hidden it from everyone . Miss Congeniality Miss Wonton floats beyond reality with a certain degree of wit and dignity Mitch Davis's wall of kitsch hard going Mixes Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning , Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning , and Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning , and his imagination so vivid Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning , and his imagination so vivid , Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning , and his imagination so vivid , that the only possible complaint you could have about Spirited Away is that there is no rest period , no timeout Miyazaki's nonstop images are so stunning , and his imagination so vivid , that the only possible complaint you could have about Spirited Away is that there is no rest period , no timeout . Miyazaki has created such a vibrant , colorful world Miyazaki has created such a vibrant , colorful world , it's almost impossible not to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images . Miyazaki is one of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists and storytellers . Mobius strip Mocking Mocking kung fu pictures when they were a staple of exploitation theater programming Mocking kung fu pictures when they were a staple of exploitation theater programming was witty . Mocking them now is an exercise in pointlessness . Mocking them now Mocking them now is an exercise in pointlessness Molested Mollà , Gil and Bardem -- Mom and Dad Monsoon Wedding Monsoon Wedding ) to lament the loss of culture Monsters , Inc Monte Cristo smartly emphasizes the well-wrought story and omits needless chase scenes and swordfights as the revenge unfolds . Monty Python's Moonlight Mile '' rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing Moonlight Mile doesn't quite go the distance Moonlight Mile doesn't quite go the distance but Moonlight Mile doesn't quite go the distance but the cast is impressive and they all give life to these broken characters who are trying to make their way through this tragedy Moonlight Mile doesn't quite go the distance but the cast is impressive and they all give life to these broken characters who are trying to make their way through this tragedy . Moonlight Mile gives itself the freedom to feel contradictory things . Moonlight Mile gives itself the freedom to feel contradictory things . It is sentimental but feels free to offend , is analytical and then surrenders to the illogic of its characters , is about grief and yet permits laughter . Moonlight Mile is replete with acclaimed actors and actresses and tackles a subject that's potentially moving Moonlight Mile should strike a nerve in many . Moore's ) better at fingering problems than finding solutions . Moore's ) noisy Moore's complex and important film Moore provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and encouraging thought . Moore provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and encouraging thought . Better still , he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift . Moore wonderfully Moore wonderfully underplays the long-suffering heroine with an unflappable '50s dignity somewhere between Jane Wyman and June Cleaver Mordantly funny Mordantly funny and Mordantly funny and intimately knowing Mordantly funny and intimately knowing ... More a gunfest than a Rock concert . More a load of enjoyable , Conan-esque claptrap than the punishing , special-effects soul assaults the Mummy pictures More busy than exciting More busy than exciting , more frantic than involving , more chaotic than entertaining . More concerned with Sade's ideas More concerned with Sade's ideas than with his actions . The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as More concerned with Sade's ideas than with his actions . The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as ... More concerned with Sade's ideas than with his actions . The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as ... ( Quills ) did by showing them . More concerned with overall feelings , broader ideas , and open-ended questions than concrete story and definitive answers More concerned with overall feelings , broader ideas , and open-ended questions than concrete story and definitive answers , Soderbergh's Solaris is a gorgeous and deceptively minimalist cinematic tone poem . More dutiful than enchanting ... terribly episodic and lacking the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating More dutiful than enchanting ... terribly episodic and lacking the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating treat . More good than great More good than great but Freeman and Judd make it work . More honest about Alzheimer's disease More intellectually scary than dramatically involving . More intimate More intimate than spectacular , E . T . is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades . More intimate than spectacular , E.T. is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades . More likely More likely to have you scratching your head than hiding under your seat . More mature than Fatal Attraction More mature than Fatal Attraction , More mature than Fatal Attraction , more complete than Indecent Proposal More mature than Fatal Attraction , more complete than Indecent Proposal and More mature than Fatal Attraction , more complete than Indecent Proposal and more relevant than 9 1\/2 Weeks More mature than Fatal Attraction , more complete than Indecent Proposal and more relevant than 9 1\/2 Weeks , Unfaithful is at once intimate and universal cinema . More maudlin More of the same from Taiwanese auteur Tsai Ming-liang , which is good news to anyone who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films More of the same from Taiwanese auteur Tsai Ming-liang , which is good news to anyone who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films . More of the same old garbage More of the same old garbage Hollywood has been trying to pass off as acceptable teen entertainment for some time now . More romantic More romantic , More romantic , more emotional More romantic , more emotional and More romantic , more emotional and ultimately more satisfying than the teary-eyed original More sophisticated and More sophisticated and literate than such pictures More sophisticated and literate than such pictures usually are More sophisticated and literate than such pictures usually are ... More sophisticated and literate than such pictures usually are ... an amusing little catch More sophisticated and literate than such pictures usually are ... an amusing little catch . More successful More successful at relating history than in creating an emotionally complex , dramatically satisfying heroine More than anything else , Kissing Jessica Stein injects freshness and spirit into the romantic comedy genre , which has been held hostage by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again . More than simply a portrait More than simply a portrait of early extreme sports , this peek into the 1970s skateboard revolution More than their unique residences More than their unique residences , Home Movie is about the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it . More timely than its director could ever have dreamed More timely than its director could ever have dreamed , this quietly lyrical tale probes the ambiguous welcome extended by Iran to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food . More tiring than anything More tiring than anything . More trifle than triumph More trifle than triumph . More vaudeville show than well-constructed narrative More vaudeville show than well-constructed narrative , More vaudeville show than well-constructed narrative , but on those terms it's inoffensive and actually rather sweet Moretti ... is the rare common-man artist who's wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness . Moretti plays Giovanni , a psychiatrist who predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact . Morgen and Nanette Burstein Morrissette has performed a difficult task indeed Morrissette has performed a difficult task indeed - he's taken one of the world's most fascinating stories and made it dull , lifeless , and irritating Morrissette has performed a difficult task indeed - he's taken one of the world's most fascinating stories and made it dull , lifeless , and irritating . Morton deserves an Oscar nomination . Morton is a great actress portraying a complex character Morton is a great actress portraying a complex character , Morton is a great actress portraying a complex character , but Morton is a great actress portraying a complex character , but Morvern Callar grows less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . Morvern Callar confirms Lynne Ramsay as an important , original talent in international cinema . Morvern Callar grows less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start Morvern Callar grows less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start . Morvern rocks . Most consumers of lo mein and General Tso's chicken barely give a thought to the folks who prepare and deliver it , so , hopefully , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . Most fish stories are a little peculiar , but this is one that should be thrown back in the river Most fish stories are a little peculiar , but this is one that should be thrown back in the river . Most haunting about `` Fence '' is its conclusion , when we hear the ultimate fate of these girls and realize , much to our dismay , that this really did happen . Most impressive Most new movies have a bright sheen . Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn Most new movies have a bright sheen . Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn ... Most new movies have a bright sheen . Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn ... looking like the beaten , well-worn video box cover of seven years into the future . Most of the dialogue made me want to pack raw dough in my ears . Most of the information has already appeared in one forum or another and , no matter how Broomfield dresses it up , it tends to speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , circumstantial evidence Most of the information has already appeared in one forum or another and , no matter how Broomfield dresses it up , it tends to speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , circumstantial evidence . Most of the movie is so deadly dull that watching the proverbial paint dry would be a welcome improvement . Most of the problems with the film Most of the problems with the film don't derive from the screenplay , but rather the mediocre performances by most of the actors involved Most of the storylines feel like time fillers between surf shots . Most of the storylines feel like time fillers between surf shots . The movie isn't horrible , but you can see mediocre cresting on the next wave Most of the supporting characters in Eastwood films are weak , as are most of the subplots . This one's weaker than most . Most of the things that made the original Men in Black such a pleasure Most of the things that made the original Men in Black such a pleasure are still there . Most thrillers send audiences out talking about specific scary scenes or startling moments ; '' Frailty '' leaves us with the terrifying message that the real horror may be waiting for us at home Most thrillers send audiences out talking about specific scary scenes or startling moments ; '' Frailty '' leaves us with the terrifying message that the real horror may be waiting for us at home . Most thrillers send audiences out talking about specific scary scenes or startling moments ; `` Frailty '' leaves us with the terrifying message that the real horror may be waiting for us at home . Mostly , ( Goldbacher ) just lets her complicated characters be unruly , confusing and , through it all , human . Mostly , Shafer and co-writer Gregory Hinton lack a strong-minded viewpoint , or a sense of humor . Mostly Martha '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve Mostly Martha '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for Mostly Martha '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see Mostly Martha '' is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see . Mostly Martha could have used a little trimming -- 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- Mostly Martha could make Deutchland a popular destination for hungry tourists . Mostly Martha is mostly unsurprising Mostly Martha will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach . Mostly honest Mostly honest , this somber picture reveals itself slowly , intelligently , artfully . Mostly works because of the universal themes , earnest performances ... and excellent use of music by India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh . Moulin Rouge Move over Bond Move over Bond ; Move over Bond ; this girl deserves a sequel Move over Bond ; this girl deserves a sequel . Moves in such odd plot directions and descends into such message-mongering moralism that its good qualities are obscured . Movie . Movie Gauge Movies like High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . Movies like High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . How about surprising us by trying something new ? Movies like this are selling the old European candor , the old wink of ` bold ' revelation . But in 2002 , such revelations wilt . Moving Moving and Moving and vibrant Moving and vibrant . Mr . Allen has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie . Mr . Besson Mr . Caine and Mr . Fraser are the whole show here , with their memorable and resourceful performances . Mr . Chabrol's subtlest works , Mr . Chabrol's subtlest works , but also Mr . Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny Mr . Day-Lewis roars with leonine power Mr . Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment Mr . Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment that Mr . Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought Mr . Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought . Mr . Deeds is , as comedy goes , very silly Mr . Deeds is , as comedy goes , very silly -- and in the best way Mr . Deeds is , as comedy goes , very silly -- and in the best way . Mr . Deeds is not really a film as much as it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor . Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics and Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage Mr . Fraser Mr . Goyer's loose Mr . Goyer's loose , unaccountable direction is technically sophisticated in the worst way . Mr . Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience Mr . Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow Mr . Hundert Mr . Kilmer's movie Mr . Mattei fosters moments of spontaneous intimacy Mr . Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . Mr . Murray , a prolific director of music videos , Mr . Nachtwey has traveled to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity . Mr . Nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . Mr . Parker has brilliantly updated his source and grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom . Mr . Plympton Mr . Polanski creates images even more haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic Mr . Polanski is in his element here Mr . Polanski is in his element here : Mr . Polanski is in his element here : alone , abandoned , but still consoled by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival Mr . Polanski is in his element here : alone , abandoned , but still consoled by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival . Mr . Ratliff wisely rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . Mr . Reggio's theory of this imagery as the movie's set Mr . Rose's updating works surprisingly well . Mr . Schnitzler proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . Mr . Shyamalan is undone by his pretensions . Mr . Soderbergh's direction and Mr . Soderbergh's direction and visual style struck me as unusually and unimpressively fussy and pretentious . Mr . Spielberg and his company just want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . Mr . Spielberg and his company just want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . And Mr . Spielberg and his company just want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . And they succeed merrily at their noble endeavor Mr . Spielberg and his company just want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . And they succeed merrily at their noble endeavor . Mr . Tsai is a very original artist in his medium Mr . Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , Mr . Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , and Mr . Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , and What Time Is It There ? should be seen at the very least for its spasms of absurdist humor Mr . Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , and What Time Is It There ? should be seen at the very least for its spasms of absurdist humor . Mr . Wedge and Mr . Saldanha handle the mix of verbal jokes and slapstick well . Their film falters , however , in its adherence to the Disney philosophy of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid . Mr . Wollter and Ms . Seldhal give strong and convincing performances Mr . Wollter and Ms . Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , Mr . Wollter and Ms . Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , but Mr . Wollter and Ms . Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , but neither reaches into the deepest recesses of the character to unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear Mr . Zhang Mr. Allen has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie . Mr. Audiard's direction is fluid and quick . Mr. Burns is trying something in the Martin Scorsese street-realist mode Mr. Caine and Mr. Fraser are the whole show here , with their memorable and resourceful performances . Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works Mr. Clooney , Mr. Kaufman and all their collaborators are entitled to take a deep bow for fashioning an engrossing entertainment out of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster . Mr. Day-Lewis roars with leonine power Mr. Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought . Mr. Deeds is , as comedy goes , very silly -- Mr. Deeds is , as comedy goes , very silly -- and in the best way Mr. Deeds is , as comedy goes , very silly -- and in the best way . Mr. Deeds is not really a film as much as it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor . Mr. Deeds is sure to give you a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy . Mr. Earnhart's quizzical , charming movie Mr. Earnhart's quizzical , charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics Mr. Goyer's loose , unaccountable direction Mr. Goyer's loose , unaccountable direction is technically sophisticated in the worst way . Mr. Haneke's own sadistic tendencies Mr. Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience Mr. Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms Mr. Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow Mr. Koshashvili is a director to watch . Mr. Koury's passive technique eventually begins to yield some interesting results . Mr. Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . Mr. Murray , a prolific director of music videos Mr. Murray , a prolific director of music videos , stuffs his debut with more plot than it can comfortably hold . Mr. Nachtwey has traveled to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity . Mr. Nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . Mr. Polanski creates images even more haunting than those in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic . Mr. Polanski is in his element here Mr. Polanski is in his element here : Mr. Polanski is in his element here : alone , abandoned , but still consoled by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival Mr. Polanski is in his element here : alone , abandoned , but still consoled by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival . Mr. Ratliff wisely rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . Mr. Rose's updating works surprisingly well . Mr. Schnitzler proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . Mr. Scorsese's Mr. Scorsese's bravery and integrity Mr. Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision Mr. Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated . Mr. Shyamalan is undone by his pretensions . Mr. Soderbergh's direction and visual style struck me as unusually and unimpressively fussy and pretentious . Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic Mr. Spielberg and his company just want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . Mr. Taylor tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush Mr. Tsai is a very original artist in his medium Mr. Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , Mr. Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , and Mr. Tsai is a very original artist in his medium , and What Time Is It There Mr. Wollter and Ms. Seldhal give strong and convincing performances Mr. Wollter and Ms. Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , Mr. Wollter and Ms. Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , but Mr. Wollter and Ms. Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , but neither reaches into the deepest recesses of the character to unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear Mr. Wollter and Ms. Seldhal give strong and convincing performances , but neither reaches into the deepest recesses of the character to unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear . Ms . Birot's film apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents Ms . Bullock's best work Ms . Bullock's best work in some time Ms . Fulford-Wierzbicki is almost spooky in her sulky , calculating Lolita turn . Ms . Griffiths Ms . Hutchins is talented enough and charismatic enough to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate . Ms . Leoni Ms . Phoenix is completely lacking in charm and charisma , and is unable to project either Esther's initial anomie or her eventual awakening . Ms . Seigner and Mr . Serrault bring fresh Ms . Seigner and Mr . Serrault bring fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters . Ms . Shu is an institution Ms. Bullock's best work Ms. Griffiths and Mr. Pryce bring off this wild Welsh whimsy . Ms. Hutchins is talented enough and charismatic enough to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate . Ms. Paltrow employs to authenticate her British persona Ms. Phoenix is completely lacking in charm and charisma , and is unable to project either Esther's initial anomie or her eventual awakening . Ms. Ramsay and her co-writer , Liana Dognini , have dramatized the Alan Warner novel , which itself felt like an answer to Irvine Welsh's book Trainspotting Ms. Redgrave's noblest efforts Ms. Seigner and Mr. Serrault bring fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters . Ms. Shreve's novel proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast . Ms. Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine Muccino's characters are less worthy of Puccini than they are of daytime television Muccino , who directed from his own screenplay , is a canny crowd pleaser , and The Last Kiss ... provides more than enough sentimental catharsis for a satisfying evening at the multiplex . Muccino either doesn't notice when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters Muccino seems to be exploring the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble . Muccino seems to be exploring the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble . But even while his characters are acting horribly , he is always sympathetic Much Ado About Something is an amicable endeavor . Much as we might be interested in gratuitous sexualization , Haneke has a different objective in mind Much as we might be interested in gratuitous sexualization , Haneke has a different objective in mind -- namely Much credit Much credit must be given to the water-camera operating team of Don King , Sonny Miller , and Michael Stewart . Much credit must be given to the water-camera operating team of Don King , Sonny Miller , and Michael Stewart . Their work is fantastic . Much has been written about those years when the psychedelic '60s grooved over into the gay '70s , but words don't really do the era justice . Much has been written about those years when the psychedelic '60s grooved over into the gay '70s , but words don't really do the era justice . You have to see it . Much like Robin Williams , Death to Smoochy has already reached its expiration date . Much like its easily dismissive Much like its easily dismissive take on the upscale lifestyle , there isn't much there here . Much monkeyfun Much monkeyfun for all Much of All About Lily Chou-Chou is mesmerizing Much of All About Lily Chou-Chou is mesmerizing : Much of All About Lily Chou-Chou is mesmerizing : some of its plaintiveness could make you weep Much of All About Lily Chou-Chou is mesmerizing : some of its plaintiveness could make you weep . Much of The Lady and the Duke is about quiet , decisive moments between members of the cultural elite as they determine how to proceed as the world implodes . Much of it comes from the brave , uninhibited performances by its lead actors . Much of it is funny Much of it is funny , Much of it is funny , but Much of it is funny , but there are also some startling , surrealistic moments Much of it is funny , but there are also some startling , surrealistic moments ... Much of the cast is stiff or just plain bad . Much of the digitally altered footage appears jagged , as if filmed directly from a television monitor , while the extensive use of stock footage quickly becomes a tiresome cliché . Much of the movie's charm Much of the movie's charm lies in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . Much of the movie's charm lies in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive . Much of this slick and sprightly CGI feature Much of this slick and sprightly CGI feature is sufficiently funny to amuse even the most resolutely unreligious parents who escort their little ones to megaplex screenings . Much of what is meant to be ` inspirational ' and ` uplifting ' is simply distasteful to audiences not already sharing ( the movie's ) mindset . Much of what we see is horrible Much of what we see is horrible but Much of what we see is horrible but it's also undeniably exceedingly clever Much of what we see is horrible but it's also undeniably exceedingly clever . Much smarter and more attentive than it first sets out to be . Much-anticipated Much-anticipated and ultimately Much-anticipated and ultimately lackluster movie Muddled Muddled , Muddled , melodramatic paranormal romance is an all-time low for Kevin Costner . Muddled , simplistic and more than a little pretentious Muddled , simplistic and more than a little pretentious . Muddled , trashy Muddled , trashy and Mummy and The Mummy Returns Munch's screenplay is tenderly observant of his characters . Munch's screenplay is tenderly observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short and often unexpected . Munch is a marvel of reality versus sappy sentiment . Munchausen-by-proxy mum Muniz Murder By Numbers is like a couple of mediocre TV-movie Murder By Numbers is like a couple of mediocre TV-movie - Murder By Numbers is like a couple of mediocre TV-movie - of-the-week films clumsily stuck together Murder and Murder by Numbers ' isn't a great movie Murder by Numbers ' isn't a great movie , Murder by Numbers ' isn't a great movie , but Murder by Numbers fits the profile too closely . Murder by Numbers just doesn't add up . Murder hits and generally sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling . Murderous Murderous Maids has a lot going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud ... and Parmentier . Murderous Maids pulls no punches in its depiction of the lives of the Papin sister and the events that led to their notorious rise to infamy ... Murphy's better performances Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies Murphy's expert comic timing Murphy's well-honed prima donna Murphy and Owen Wilson Murphy and Wilson actually make a pretty good team Murphy and Wilson actually make a pretty good team ... Murphy and Wilson actually make a pretty good team ... but the project surrounding them is distressingly rote . Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed Murphy recycles Murphy , Mushes the college-friends genre ( The Big Chill ) together with the contrivances and overwrought emotion of soap Must-see Must-see viewing Must-see viewing for anyone Must-see viewing for anyone involved in the high-tech industry My Big Fat Greek Wedding '' comes from the heart My Big Fat Greek Wedding is a non-stop funny feast of warmth , colour and cringe . My Big Fat Greek Wedding is not only the best date movie of the year My Big Fat Greek Wedding is not only the best date movie of the year , it's also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , I might add -- slice of comedic bliss . My Big Fat Greek Wedding is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family . My Lips is an original My Lips is an original . My Loved Ones My Sweet has so many flaws My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . It may even fall into the category of Films My Sweet has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . It may even fall into the category of Films You Love to Hate . I admit it My Wife's plotting is nothing special My Wife's plotting is nothing special ; it's the delivery that matters here My Wife Is an Actress is an utterly charming French comedy that feels so American in sensibility and style My Wife Is an Actress works as well as it does because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple . My Wife is an Actress has its moments in looking at the comic effects of jealousy . My Wife is an Actress has its moments in looking at the comic effects of jealousy . In the end , though , it is only mildly amusing when it could have been so much more . My advice is to skip the film and pick up the soundtrack . My god , I'm behaving like an idiot ! '' Yes , you are , Ben Kingsley My god , I'm behaving like an idiot ! '' Yes , you are , Ben Kingsley . My goodness , My goodness , Queen Latifah has a lot to offer My goodness , Queen Latifah has a lot to offer and My goodness , Queen Latifah has a lot to offer and she seemed to have no problem flaunting her natural gifts My goodness , Queen Latifah has a lot to offer and she seemed to have no problem flaunting her natural gifts . She must have a very strong back . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it . My own minority report is that it stinks . My precious new Star Wars movie My precious new Star Wars movie is a lumbering , wheezy drag ... My reaction in a word : disappointment My reaction in a word : disappointment . His last movie was poetically romantic and full My reaction in a word : disappointment . His last movie was poetically romantic and full of indelible images , but his latest My reaction in a word : disappointment . His last movie was poetically romantic and full of indelible images , but his latest has nothing going for it . My response to the film is best described as lukewarm . Maybe I found the proceedings a little bit too conventional . Myers Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies Myers never knows when to let a gag die Myers never knows when to let a gag die ; Myers never knows when to let a gag die ; thus , we're subjected to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes after another Myrtle Beach , S . C . Más Más sarcástica Münch's genuine insight makes the film's occasional overindulgence forgivable . NOT Nachtwey clears the cynicism right out of you Nachtwey clears the cynicism right out of you . He makes you realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty . Nachtwey hates the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals Nadia's birthday might not have been such a bad day after all . Naipaul's lively mix Naipaul's lively mix of characters from the page Naipaul , a juicy writer Naipaul fans may be disappointed . Naipaul fans may be disappointed . Those who are not acquainted with the author's work , on the other hand , may fall fast asleep Naipaul fans may be disappointed . Those who are not acquainted with the author's work , on the other hand , may fall fast asleep . Naipaul original Nair's attention to detail Nair's attention to detail creates an impeccable sense of place , while Thurman and Lewis give what can easily be considered career-best performances . Nair's cast is so large it's Altman-esque Nair's cast is so large it's Altman-esque , but she deftly spins the multiple stories in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion Nair's cast is so large it's Altman-esque , but she deftly spins the multiple stories in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion . Nair doesn't treat the issues lightly . Nair doesn't treat the issues lightly . She allows each character to confront their problems openly and honestly . Nair doesn't use ( Monsoon Wedding ) to lament the loss of culture Nair doesn't use ( Monsoon Wedding ) to lament the loss of culture . Instead , she sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions . Nair has constructed this motion picture in such a way that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another . Nair just doesn't have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy . Nair stuffs the film with dancing , henna , ornamentation , and group song , but her narrative clichés and telegraphed episodes smell of old soap opera . Nakata's technique is to imply terror by suggestion , rather than the overuse of special effects . Nakata did it better Nalin Nancy Drew Naomi Watts is terrific as Rachel Naomi Watts is terrific as Rachel ; Naomi Watts is terrific as Rachel ; her petite frame and vulnerable persona emphasising her plight and isolation Naomi Watts is terrific as Rachel ; her petite frame and vulnerable persona emphasising her plight and isolation . Napoleon's journey is interesting Naqoyqatsi ' is banal in its message and the choice of material to convey it . Narc Narc is a no-bull throwback to 1970s action films . Narc is a no-bull throwback to 1970s action films . It zips along with B-movie verve while adding the rich details and go-for-broke acting that heralds something special . Narc is all menace and atmosphere . Narc is as gritty as a movie gets these days . Narc may not get an ` A ' for originality Narc may not get an ` A ' for originality , but it wears its B-movie heritage like a badge of honor Narc takes a walking-dead , cop-flick subgenre and beats new life into it . Narratively , Trouble Every Day is a plodding mess . Nasty Natalie Babbitt's gentle , endearing 1975 children's novel Nation National Lampoon's Van Wilder is Son of Animal House . Officially National Lampoon's Van Wilder may aim to be the next Animal House National Lampoon's Van Wilder may aim to be the next Animal House , but National Lampoon since Class Reunion Nazi Nazi politics and aesthetics Nearly all the fundamentals you take for granted in most films are mishandled here . Nearly every attempt at humor Nearly every attempt at humor here is DOA . Nearly surreal , Nearly surreal , dabbling in French Nearly surreal , dabbling in French , this is no simple movie Nearly surreal , dabbling in French , this is no simple movie , Nearly surreal , dabbling in French , this is no simple movie , and Nearly surreal , dabbling in French , this is no simple movie , and you'll be taking a risk if you choose to see it . I enjoyed the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth , and ultimate theme . Neatly Neatly constructed thriller Neatly constructed thriller . Nebrida Needed a little less bling-bling and a lot more romance Needed a little less bling-bling and a lot more romance . Needless Needless to say Needs more impressionistic Needs more impressionistic cinematography and exhilarating point-of-view shots and fewer slow-motion ` grandeur ' shots and quick-cut edits that often detract from the athleticism Needs more impressionistic cinematography and exhilarating point-of-view shots and fewer slow-motion ` grandeur ' shots and quick-cut edits that often detract from the athleticism . Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary Neil Burger here succeeded in Neil Burger here succeeded in ... making the mystery of four decades back the springboard for a more immediate mystery in the present Neil Burger here succeeded in ... making the mystery of four decades back the springboard for a more immediate mystery in the present . Neither Parker nor Donovan is a typical romantic lead Neither Parker nor Donovan is a typical romantic lead , but they bring a fresh , quirky charm to the formula Neither as scary-funny as Tremors Neither as scary-funny as Tremors nor Neither as scary-funny as Tremors nor demented-funny as Starship Troopers , the movie isn't tough to take as long as you've paid a matinee price . Neither funny nor suspenseful nor Neither funny nor suspenseful nor particularly well-drawn Neither quite a comedy nor a romance , more of an impish divertissement of themes that interest Attal and Gainsbourg -- they live together -- the film has a lot of charm . Neither revelatory nor truly edgy -- merely crassly flamboyant and comedically labored . Neither the funniest film that Eddie Murphy nor Robert De Niro has ever made Neither the funniest film that Eddie Murphy nor Robert De Niro has ever made , Showtime is nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while . Nelson's brutally unsentimental approach Nelson's intentions are good Nelson's intentions are good , but Nelson's intentions are good , but the end result does no justice to the story itself Nelson's intentions are good , but the end result does no justice to the story itself . Nelson's intentions are good , but the end result does no justice to the story itself . It's horribly depressing and not very well done . Nemesis Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before . Nemesis suffers from a paunchy midsection , several plodding action sequences and a wickedly undramatic central theme . Nemesis together indulge the force of humanity over hardware in a way that George Lucas has long forgotten . Nerds Nervy and Nettelbeck ... has a pleasing way with a metaphor . Nettelbeck has crafted an engaging fantasy of flavours and emotions , one part romance novel , one part recipe book . Nettelbeck sees working women -- or at least this working woman -- for whom she shows little understanding Never Never ( sinks ) into exploitation . Never Again '' Never Again '' worthwhile Never Again , while nothing special , is pleasant , diverting and modest -- definitely a step in the right direction . Never Again is a welcome and heartwarming addition to the romantic comedy genre . Never capitalizes on this concept and opts for the breezy and amateurish feel of an after school special on the subject of tolerance . Never comes together as a coherent whole . Never decides whether it wants to be a black comedy , drama , melodrama or some combination of the three . Never does '' Lilo & Stitch '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as '' Mulan '' or '' Tarzan . '' Never does `` Lilo & Stitch '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as `` Mulan '' or `` Tarzan . '' Never engaging Never engaging , Never engaging , utterly predictable and completely void Never engaging , utterly predictable and completely void of anything Never engaging , utterly predictable and completely void of anything remotely interesting or suspenseful Never having seen the first two films in the series , I can't compare Friday After Next to them , but nothing would change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days Never having seen the first two films in the series , I can't compare Friday After Next to them , but nothing would change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days . Never inspires more than an interested detachment . Never lets go your emotions , taking them to surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving . Never mind whether you buy the stuff about Barris being a CIA hit man . The kooky yet shadowy vision Clooney sustains throughout is daring , inventive and impressive . Never once predictable Never once predictable . Never quite transcends jokester status Never quite transcends jokester status ... and Nevertheless , it still seems endless . New New Age-inspired good intentions New Best Friend '' New Best Friend's New Best Friend does not have , beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay New Clothes New Testament stories New York's finest New York's finest and New York's finest and a nicely understated expression of the grief New York locales and sharp writing New York metropolitan area New Zealand coming-of-age movie New Zealand film New Zealand whose boozy , languid air is balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply New ways of describing badness New ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is . Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and , at times , Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and , at times , blood Next Great Thing Next Pretty Good Thing Niccol the filmmaker merges his collaborators ' symbolic images with his words , insinuating , for example , that in Hollywood , only God speaks to the press Nice piece Nice piece of work Nice piece of work . Nicely Nicely combines the enigmatic features of ` Memento ' with the hallucinatory drug culture of ` Requiem for a Dream . ' Nicholas Nickleby '' is a perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year . Nicholas Nickleby celebrates the human spirit with such unrelenting Dickensian decency that it turned me ( horrors ! ) Nicholas Nickleby is too much like a fragment of an underdone potato . Nicholson's goofy , heartfelt , mesmerizing King Lear Nicholson's understated performance is wonderful . Nicholson's understated performance is wonderful . As Warren he stumbles in search of all the emotions and life experiences he's neglected over the years . Nicholson proves once again that he's the best brush in the business Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance . Nickleby with all the halfhearted zeal of an 8th grade boy delving Nicks , seemingly uncertain what's going to make people laugh Nicks , seemingly uncertain what's going to make people laugh , Nicks and Steinberg match their own creations for pure venality -- that's giving it the old college try . Nicks refuses to let Slackers be seen as just another teen movie , which means he can be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy . Nicks sustains the level of exaggerated , stylized humor throughout by taking your expectations and twisting them just a bit . Nicolas Cage isn't the first actor to lead a group of talented friends astray Nicolas Cage isn't the first actor to lead a group of talented friends astray , Nicolas Cage isn't the first actor to lead a group of talented friends astray , and Nicolas Cage isn't the first actor to lead a group of talented friends astray , and this movie won't create a ruffle in what is already an erratic career Nicolas Cage isn't the first actor to lead a group of talented friends astray , and this movie won't create a ruffle in what is already an erratic career . Nicole Holofcener's Lovely and Amazing , from her own screenplay , jumps to the head of the class of women's films that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style . Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly but the ideas tie together beautifully Nicole Holofcenter , the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly but the ideas tie together beautifully . Nicole Kidman evolved from star to superstar some time over the past year , which means that Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while . Nicole Kidman makes it a party worth attending . Nightmare Nights feels more like a quickie TV special than a feature film Nights feels more like a quickie TV special than a feature film ... Nights feels more like a quickie TV special than a feature film ... It's not even a TV special you'd bother watching past the second commercial break Nights feels more like a quickie TV special than a feature film ... It's not even a TV special you'd bother watching past the second commercial break . Nijinsky Nijinsky says , ' I know how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too . Nine Queens Ninety minutes of Viva Castro ! can be as tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric , which are included Niro ... is a veritable source of sincere passion that this Hollywood contrivance orbits around . ' Niro performance No No , I don't know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . No , I hate it . No , I love it ... hell , I dunno . No , even that's too committed . No , it's not as single-minded as John Carpenter's original , but it's sure a lot smarter and more unnerving than the sequels No , it's not as single-minded as John Carpenter's original , but it's sure a lot smarter and more unnerving than the sequels . No , it's the repetition of said behavior , No , it's the repetition of said behavior , and No , it's the repetition of said behavior , and so No , it's the repetition of said behavior , and so Children of the Century is more mindless love than mad , more grating and boring than anything else No . No French people were harmed during the making of this movie , but they were insulted and the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half No French people were harmed during the making of this movie , but they were insulted and the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half . No Such Thing breaks no new ground and treads old turf like a hippopotamus ballerina . No Such Thing is Hartley's least accessible screed yet . No Such Thing is a big letdown . No Such Thing is sort of a minimalist Beauty and the Beast , but in this case the Beast should definitely get top billing . No Such Thing is sort of a minimalist Beauty and the Beast , but in this case the Beast should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and steals the show No Such Thing is sort of a minimalist Beauty and the Beast , but in this case the Beast should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and steals the show . No amount of arty theorizing -- the special effects are ` German-Expressionist , ' according to the press notes -- can render it anything but laughable . No amount of blood and disintegrating vampire cadavers can obscure this movie's lack of ideas . No amount of burning , blasting , stabbing , and shooting No amount of burning , blasting , stabbing , and shooting can hide a weak script . No amount of good acting No amount of good acting is enough to save Oleander's uninspired story . No amount of good intentions is able to overcome the triviality of the story . No amount of nostalgia for Carvey's glory days No amount of nostalgia for Carvey's glory days can disguise the fact that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it . No aspirations No aspirations to social import No aspirations to social import inform the movie version No aspirations to social import inform the movie version . This is a shameless sham , calculated to cash in on the popularity of its stars . No better or worse than ` Truth or Consequences , N . M . ' or any other interchangeable actioner with imbecilic Mafia toolbags botching a routine assignment in a Western backwater . No better or worse than ` Truth or Consequences , N.M. ' or any other interchangeable actioner with imbecilic Mafia No better or worse than ` Truth or Consequences , N.M. ' or any other interchangeable actioner with imbecilic Mafia toolbags botching a routine assignment in a Western backwater . No big whoop No big whoop , No big whoop , nothing new to see No big whoop , nothing new to see , No big whoop , nothing new to see , zero thrills , too many flashbacks and a choppy ending make for a bad film . No cliche escapes the perfervid treatment of gang warfare No cliche escapes the perfervid treatment of gang warfare called ces Wild . No cute factor No cute factor here ... Not that I mind ugly ; the problem is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . No doubt the star and everyone else involved had their hearts in the right place . No doubt the star and everyone else involved had their hearts in the right place . Where their heads were is anyone's guess . No es la mejor cinta de la serie , No film could possibly be more contemptuous of the single female population . No laughs . No matter how much he runs around and acts like a doofus , accepting a 50-year-old in the role is creepy in a Michael Jackson sort of way . No more No movement No movement , No movement , no yuks , No movement , no yuks , not much of anything No new plot conceptions No new plot conceptions or No new plot conceptions or environmental changes No new plot conceptions or environmental changes , just different bodies for sharp objects to rip through . No number of fantastic sets , extras , costumes and spectacular locales No one but a convict guilty of some truly heinous crime No one can doubt the filmmakers ' motives , but The Guys still feels counterproductive No one can doubt the filmmakers ' motives , but The Guys still feels counterproductive . No one goes unindicted here , which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes No one goes unindicted here , which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes , you've got ice water in your veins . No one involved , save Dash , shows the slightest aptitude for acting No one involved , save Dash , shows the slightest aptitude for acting , No one involved , save Dash , shows the slightest aptitude for acting , and No one involved , save Dash , shows the slightest aptitude for acting , and the script , credited to director Abdul Malik Abbott and Ernest ` Tron ' Anderson , seems entirely improvised No one involved , save Dash , shows the slightest aptitude for acting , and the script , credited to director Abdul Malik Abbott and Ernest ` Tron ' Anderson , seems entirely improvised . No question No reason for anyone to invest their hard-earned bucks into a movie which obviously didn't invest much into itself either No screen fantasy-adventure No surprises . No thanks . No way No wonder they're talking about '' Talk to Her No wonder they're talking about '' Talk to Her . '' It's astonishing . No worse No worse a film No worse a film than Breaking Out , and Breaking Out No worse a film than Breaking Out , and Breaking Out was utterly charming . No worse than a lot of the crap No worse than a lot of the crap we've been offered this summer , No worse than a lot of the crap we've been offered this summer , and No. No. . No. 1 Nobody deserves any prizes here Nobody deserves any prizes here . Nobody seems to have cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release . Nohe's documentary about the event is sympathetic without being gullible Nohe's documentary about the event is sympathetic without being gullible : He isn't blind to the silliness , but also captures moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction Nohe's documentary about the event is sympathetic without being gullible : He isn't blind to the silliness , but also captures moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction . Nohe has made a decent ` intro ' documentary , Nohe has made a decent ` intro ' documentary , but Nohe has made a decent ` intro ' documentary , but he feels like a spectator and not a participant Nohe has made a decent ` intro ' documentary , but he feels like a spectator and not a participant . Nolan's penetrating undercurrent Nolan's penetrating undercurrent of cerebral and cinemantic flair Nolan's penetrating undercurrent of cerebral and cinemantic flair lends ( it ) stimulating depth . Nolan is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker Nolan proves that he can cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure . Nonchalantly freaky and uncommonly pleasurable Nonchalantly freaky and uncommonly pleasurable , Warm Water may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy . None of Birthday Girl's calculated events take us by surprise ... None of his actors stand out None of his actors stand out , None of his actors stand out , but None of his actors stand out , but that's less of a problem here than it would be in another film : None of the characters or plot-lines are fleshed-out enough to build any interest . None of this has the suavity or classical familiarity of Bond , but None of this is half as moving as the filmmakers seem to think . None of this is meaningful or memorable None of this is meaningful or memorable , None of this is meaningful or memorable , but None of this is meaningful or memorable , but frosting isn't , either None of this is meaningful or memorable , but frosting isn't , either , None of this is meaningful or memorable , but frosting isn't , either , and None of this is meaningful or memorable , but frosting isn't , either , and you wouldn't turn down a big bowl of that , would you ? None of this is very original None of this is very original , and None of this is very original , and it isn't particularly funny None of this is very original , and it isn't particularly funny . None of this so-called satire has any sting to it , as if Woody is afraid of biting the hand that has finally , to some extent , warmed up to him . None of this sounds promising None of this sounds promising and None of this sounds promising and , None of this sounds promising and , indeed , the first half of Sorority Boys is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector's lens None of this sounds promising and , indeed , the first half of Sorority Boys is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector's lens . Nonsensical Nonsensical , dull '' cyber-horror '' flick Nonsensical , dull '' cyber-horror '' flick is a grim , hollow exercise in flat scares and bad acting . Nonsensical , dull `` cyber-horror '' flick Normally , Rohmer's talky films fascinate me , but when he moves his setting to the past , and relies on a historical text , he loses the richness of characterization that makes his films so memorable Normally , Rohmer's talky films fascinate me , but when he moves his setting to the past , and relies on a historical text , he loses the richness of characterization that makes his films so memorable . Norman Jewison's 1975 ultraviolent futuristic corporate-sports North or South Vietnamese Norton has to recite bland police procedural details Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced Norton is magnetic as Graham . Norwegian offering which somehow snagged an Oscar nomination Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like Not a bad choice Not a bad choice here Not a bad premise Not a cozy or ingratiating work Not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting Not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , and Not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , and those are reasons enough to see it Not a film for the faint of heart or conservative of spirit , but for the rest of us -- especially San Francisco lovers Not a film for the faint of heart or conservative of spirit , but for the rest of us -- especially San Francisco lovers -- Not a film for the faint of heart or conservative of spirit , but for the rest of us -- especially San Francisco lovers -- it's a spirited film and a must-see Not a film for the faint of heart or conservative of spirit , but for the rest of us -- especially San Francisco lovers -- it's a spirited film and a must-see . Not a film to rival To Live , Not a film to rival To Live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite whetted Not a movie Not a movie but a live-action agitprop cartoon Not a schlocky creature feature but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and , hence , more chillingly effective . Not a stereotype is omitted nor a cliché left unsaid . Not a strike Not a strike against Yang's similarly themed Yi Yi , but I found What Time ? Not a strike against Yang's similarly themed Yi Yi , but I found What Time ? to be more engaging on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less detached . Not about scares but a mood in which an ominous , pervasive , and unknown threat lurks just below the proceedings and adds an almost constant mindset of suspense Not about scares but a mood in which an ominous , pervasive , and unknown threat lurks just below the proceedings and adds an almost constant mindset of suspense . Not all of the stories work and the ones that do Not all of the stories work and the ones that do are thin and scattered , Not all of the stories work and the ones that do are thin and scattered , but Not all of the stories work and the ones that do are thin and scattered , but the film works well enough to make it worth watching Not all of the stories work and the ones that do are thin and scattered , but the film works well enough to make it worth watching . Not always too whimsical for its own good ( but enough to do harm ) , this strange hybrid of crime thriller , quirky character study , third-rate romance and female empowerment fantasy Not an objectionable or dull film Not an objectionable or dull film ; Not as distinctive Not as distinctive or even as Not as distinctive or even as humorous Not as distinctive or even as humorous as its needs Not as distinctive or even as humorous as its needs to be to stand out Not as distinctive or even as humorous as its needs to be to stand out , but Not as distinctive or even as humorous as its needs to be to stand out , but it has clearly been made with affection and care Not as good as The Full Monty , but a really strong second effort . Not as good as the original Not as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , but stylish and moody and exceptionally well-acted . Not at all clear what it's trying to say and even if it were -- I doubt it would be all that interesting . Not completely loveable -- but what underdog movie since The Bad News Bears has been ? Not completely loveable -- but what underdog movie since The Bad News Bears has been ? -- but certainly hard to hate . Not counting a few gross-out comedies I've been trying to forget Not counting a few gross-out comedies I've been trying to forget , this is the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes . Not easily and , in the end , not well enough Not even Felinni would know what to make of this Italian freakshow . Not even Solondz's thirst for controversy , sketchy characters and immature provocations can fully succeed at cheapening it . Not even Steven Spielberg has dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie . Not every animated film from Disney will become a classic , but forgive me if I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' . Not everyone will welcome or accept The Trials of Henry Kissinger as faithful portraiture , Not everyone will welcome or accept The Trials of Henry Kissinger as faithful portraiture , but Not everyone will welcome or accept The Trials of Henry Kissinger as faithful portraiture , but few can argue that the debate it joins is a necessary and timely one . Not everything Not everything in this ambitious comic escapade works Not everything in this ambitious comic escapade works , but Coppola , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker Not everything in this ambitious comic escapade works , but Coppola , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . Not everything in this ambitious comic escapade works , but Coppola , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . It must be in the genes Not everything in this ambitious comic escapade works , but Coppola , along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . It must be in the genes . Not everything works , Not everything works , but the average is higher than in Mary and most other recent comedies Not exaggerated enough Not exaggerated enough to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , Not exaggerated enough to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or Not exaggerated enough to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general Not exaggerated enough to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general . Not exaggerated enough to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general . It merely indulges in the worst elements of all of them . Not for everyone Not for everyone , but for those with whom it will connect Not good Not good enough Not good enough to pass for a litmus test of the generation gap and not bad enough to repulse any generation of its fans . Not just unlikable . Not just unlikable . Disturbing . Disgusting . Not many movies have that kind of impact on me these days . Not once does it come close to being exciting . Not once in the rush to save the day did I become very involved in the proceedings ; to me Not once in the rush to save the day did I become very involved in the proceedings ; to me , it was just a matter of ` eh . ' Not only a coming-of-age story and cautionary parable , but also a perfectly rendered period piece Not only a coming-of-age story and cautionary parable , but also a perfectly rendered period piece . Not only a reminder of how they used to make movies , but also how they sometimes still can be made . Not only are the film's Sopranos gags incredibly dated and unfunny Not only are the film's Sopranos gags incredibly dated and unfunny , they also demonstrate how desperate the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were . Not only are the special effects and narrative flow much improved , and Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry , but the film conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books . Not only better Not only better than its predecessor Not only better than its predecessor , it may rate as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season . Not only does LeBlanc make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad , but he appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes . Not only does Spider-Man deliver , but I suspect it might deliver again and again . Not only does the movie fail to make us part of its reality Not only does the thoroughly formulaic film represent totally exemplify middle-of-the-road mainstream Not only does the thoroughly formulaic film represent totally exemplify middle-of-the-road mainstream , it also represents glossy Hollywood at its laziest . Not only is Undercover Brother as funny , if not more so , than both Austin Powers films Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch , it's one of the worst of the entire franchise . Not only is it a charming , funny and beautifully crafted import , it uses very little dialogue , making it relatively effortless to read and follow the action at the same time . Not only is it hokey Not only is it hokey , manipulative and as bland as Wonder Bread dipped in milk , but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us : It preaches . Not only unfunny , but downright repellent Not quite Not quite as miraculous as its DreamWorks makers Not quite as miraculous as its DreamWorks makers would have you believe Not quite as miraculous as its DreamWorks makers would have you believe , but it more than adequately fills the eyes and stirs the emotions Not quite as miraculous as its DreamWorks makers would have you believe , but it more than adequately fills the eyes and stirs the emotions . Not really a thriller so much as a movie for teens to laugh , groan and hiss at . Not really as bad as you might think ! Not really as bad as you might think ! '' Not really bad so much as distasteful Not since Freddy Got Fingered Not since Ghostbusters has a film used Manhattan's architecture in such a gloriously goofy way . Not so much Not so much a movie as a picture book for the big screen . This isn't my favorite in the series , still Not so much a movie as a picture book for the big screen . This isn't my favorite in the series , still I enjoyed it enough to recommend . Not so much farcical as sour . Not so much funny as aggressively sitcom-cute Not sweet enough to liven up its predictable story and will leave even fans Not sweet enough to liven up its predictable story and will leave even fans of hip-hop Not that I mind ugly ; the problem is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . Not that any of us Not that any of us should be complaining when a film clocks in around 90 minutes these days , but the plotting here leaves a lot to be desired Not that any of us should be complaining when a film clocks in around 90 minutes these days , but the plotting here leaves a lot to be desired . Not the Great American Comedy Not the Great American Comedy , but if you liked the previous movies in the series , you'll have a good time with this one too . Not the best Herzog Not the kind of film Not the kind of film that will appeal to a mainstream American audience Not the kind of film that will appeal to a mainstream American audience , Not the kind of film that will appeal to a mainstream American audience , but Not the kind of film that will appeal to a mainstream American audience , but there is a certain charm about the film that makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit Not to mention absolutely refreshed Not to mention absolutely refreshed . Not too fancy , not too filling , not too fluffy , but definitely tasty and sweet Not too fancy , not too filling , not too fluffy , but definitely tasty and sweet . Nothing's at stake , just a twisty double-cross you can smell a mile away -- Nothing's at stake , just a twisty double-cross you can smell a mile away -- still , the derivative Nine Queens is lots of fun Nothing about it Nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of Elizabeth Hurley's breasts -- Nothing about the film -- with the possible exception of Elizabeth Hurley's breasts -- is authentic . Nothing about them is attractive . Nothing about this movie Nothing about this movie works . Nothing but an episode Nothing but an episode of Smackdown Nothing but an episode of Smackdown ! Nothing but an episode of Smackdown ! in period costume and with a bigger budget Nothing but an episode of Smackdown ! in period costume and with a bigger budget . Nothing but one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time Nothing but one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time , Nothing but one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time , something that you could easily be dealing with right now in your lives Nothing but one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time , something that you could easily be dealing with right now in your lives . Nothing can detract from the affection of that moral favorite Nothing can detract from the affection of that moral favorite : Nothing can detract from the affection of that moral favorite : friends will be friends through thick and thin Nothing can detract from the affection of that moral favorite : friends will be friends through thick and thin . Nothing debases a concept comedy quite like the grinding of bad ideas Nothing debases a concept comedy quite like the grinding of bad ideas , Nothing debases a concept comedy quite like the grinding of bad ideas , and Nothing debases a concept comedy quite like the grinding of bad ideas , and Showtime is crammed full of them Nothing happens Nothing happens , Nothing happens , and Nothing happens , and it happens to flat characters Nothing happens , and it happens to flat characters . Nothing here seems as funny as it did in Analyze This , not even Joe Viterelli as De Niro's right-hand goombah . Nothing more or less than an outright bodice-ripper Nothing more or less than an outright bodice-ripper -- it should have ditched the artsy pretensions and revelled in the entertaining shallows . Nothing more than a mediocre trifle Nothing more than a stifling morality tale dressed up in peekaboo clothing . Nothing more than a widget cranked out on an assembly line to see if stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks . Nothing more than an amiable but unfocused bagatelle that plays like a loosely-connected string of acting-workshop exercises Nothing more than an amiable but unfocused bagatelle that plays like a loosely-connected string of acting-workshop exercises . Nothing more than four or five mild chuckles Nothing more than four or five mild chuckles surrounded by 86 minutes of overly-familiar and poorly-constructed comedy . Nothing overly original Nothing overly original , mind you , but solidly entertaining Nothing overly original , mind you , but solidly entertaining . Nothing plot-wise Nothing short of a masterpiece -- and a challenging one Nothing short of a masterpiece -- and a challenging one . Nothing short of wonderful with its ten-year-old female protagonist and its steadfast refusal to set up a dualistic battle between good and evil . Nothing sticks , really , except a lingering creepiness one feels from being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams . Nothing too deep or substantial . Nothing wrong with performances here Nothing wrong with performances here , Nothing wrong with performances here , but the whiney characters bugged me Nothing wrong with performances here , but the whiney characters bugged me . Notorious C . H . O . has oodles of vulgar highlights . Notorious C . H . O . still feels like a promising work-in-progress Notorious C.H.O. hits all the verbal marks it should . Notorious C.H.O. still feels like a promising work-in-progress Notting Hill , Four Weddings And A Funeral , Bridget Jones ' Diary or Notwithstanding my problem with the movie's final half hour Notwithstanding my problem with the movie's final half hour , I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal Notwithstanding my problem with the movie's final half hour , I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal , Notwithstanding my problem with the movie's final half hour , I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal , and Notwithstanding my problem with the movie's final half hour , I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal , and also the unique way Shainberg goes about telling what at heart is a sweet little girl Notwithstanding my problem with the movie's final half hour , I'm going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal , and also the unique way Shainberg goes about telling what at heart is a sweet little girl - Novak contemplates a heartland so overwhelmed by its lack of purpose that it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama . Now as a former Gong Show addict Now as a former Gong Show addict , I'll admit it , my only complaint is that we didn't get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show . Now here's a sadistic bike flick that would have made Vittorio De Sica proud . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie Noyce's film Noyce's greatest mistake Noyce's greatest mistake is thinking that we needed sweeping , dramatic , Hollywood moments to keep us Noyce brings out the allegory with remarkable skill Noyce has tailored an epic tale into a lean , economical movie . Noyce has worked wonders with the material . O Fantasma is boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually O Fantasma is boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually , O Fantasma is boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually , and O Fantasma is boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually , and its impact is deeply and rightly disturbing O Fantasma is boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually , and its impact is deeply and rightly disturbing . OK for a movie Observant intelligence Obstacles are too easily overcome and Obvious , obnoxious and didactic burlesque Obvious , obnoxious and didactic burlesque . Obvious . Obvious politics and rudimentary animation Obvious politics and rudimentary animation reduce the chances that the appeal of Hey Arnold ! The Movie will reach far beyond its core demographic . Obviously , a lot of people wasted a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential . Occasionally funny Occasionally funny , Occasionally funny , always very colorful Occasionally funny , always very colorful and Occasionally funny , always very colorful and enjoyably overblown in the traditional Almodóvar style Occasionally funny , always very colorful and enjoyably overblown in the traditional Almodóvar style . Occasionally funny , sometimes inspiring , Occasionally funny and consistently odd , and it Occasionally interesting but essentially unpersuasive Occasionally loud and offensive , but more often Occasionally loud and offensive , but more often , it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma . Octopus 2 : River of Fear Odd and Odd and weird Odd and weird . Oddly Oddly , the film isn't nearly as downbeat as it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny . Oddly compelling Oddly compelling . Oedekerk mugs mercilessly , and the genuinely funny jokes are few and far between . Oedekerk wrote Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- is beyond me . Of Favor manages not only to find a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation Of The Bride's humour is born out of an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues . Of The Damned is a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle . Of all the Halloween's , this is the most visually unappealing Of all the Halloween's , this is the most visually unappealing . Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer Off the Hook is overlong and not well-acted , but credit writer-producer-director Adam Watstein with finishing it at all . Offensive Offensive in the way it exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap Offensive in the way it exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap thrills Offensive in the way it exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap thrills and Offensive in the way it exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap thrills and disgusting in the manner it repeatedly puts a small child in jeopardy , treating her as little more than a prop to be cruelly tormented Offers a breath of the fresh air of true sophistication Offers a clear-eyed chronicle of a female friendship that is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film Offers a clear-eyed chronicle of a female friendship that is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film . Offers a guilt-free trip Offers a guilt-free trip into feel-good territory Offers a guilt-free trip into feel-good territory . Offers a persuasive Offers a persuasive look at a defeated but defiant nation in flux . Offers absolutely nothing I hadn't already seen . Offers an interesting look Offers an interesting look at the rapidly changing face of Beijing Offers an interesting look at the rapidly changing face of Beijing . Offers an unusual opportunity to observe the inequities in the death penalty , not just the inherent immorality but also the haphazard administration of it and public misperception of how the whole thing works Offers big , fat , dumb Offers big , fat , dumb laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . Offers big , fat , dumb laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . Ah , what the hell . Offers enough playful Offers laughs and insight into one of the toughest ages a kid can go through . Offers much to enjoy Offers much to enjoy ... Offers much to enjoy ... and Offers much to enjoy ... and a lot to mull over in terms Offers much to enjoy ... and a lot to mull over in terms of love , loyalty and the nature Offers much to enjoy ... and a lot to mull over in terms of love , loyalty and the nature of staying friends Offers no new insight Offers no new insight on the matter Offers no new insight on the matter , Offers no new insight on the matter , nor Offers no new insight on the matter , nor do its characters exactly spring to life Offers no new insight on the matter , nor do its characters exactly spring to life . Offers that rare combination of entertainment and education Offers the flash of rock videos fused with solid performances and eerie atmosphere . Offers very little genuine romance and Offers very little genuine romance and even fewer laughs Offers very little genuine romance and even fewer laughs ... Offers very little genuine romance and even fewer laughs ... a sad sitcom of a movie , largely devoid of charm Officially , it is twice as bestial but half as funny . Often demented in a good way , Often demented in a good way , but it is an uneven film for the most part Often demented in a good way , but it is an uneven film for the most part . Often gruelling Often gruelling and Often hilarious Often hilarious , well-shot and , importantly , entertaining Often hilarious . Often likable , but just as often it's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy . Often lingers just as long on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time Is It There ? Often lingers just as long on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time Is It There ? into How Long Is This Movie ? Often messy and frustrating , but very pleasing at its best moments Often messy and frustrating , but very pleasing at its best moments , it's very much like life itself . Often moving Often moving and Often moving and explores the discomfort inherent in the contacts between the American ` hosts ' and their ` guests Often moving and explores the discomfort inherent in the contacts between the American ` hosts ' and their ` guests . Often overwrought Often overwrought and Often overwrought and at times positively irritating Often shocking but ultimately worthwhile Often shocking but ultimately worthwhile exploration Often shocking but ultimately worthwhile exploration of motherhood and desperate mothers Often shocking but ultimately worthwhile exploration of motherhood and desperate mothers . Often silly -- and gross -- but it's rarely as moronic as some campus gross-out films . Oh , James ! Oh , James ! Your 20th outing shows off a lot of stamina and vitality , and get this Oh , and more entertaining , too . Oh , it's extreme , all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . Extremely boring . Oh , look at that clever angle ! Oh come on . Like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away . Old Old people will love this movie Old people will love this movie , Old people will love this movie , and Old people will love this movie , and I mean that in the nicest possible way Old people will love this movie , and I mean that in the nicest possible way : Old people will love this movie , and I mean that in the nicest possible way : Last Orders will touch the heart of anyone old enough to have earned a 50-year friendship Old-fashioned but thoroughly satisfying entertainment Old-fashioned but thoroughly satisfying entertainment . Old-form moviemaking at its best Oleander's uninspired story Oliver Stone's conspiracy thriller JFK Oliver Stone's conspiracy thriller JFK was long , intricate , star-studded and visually flashy Olivier Assayas ' elegantly appointed period drama Olivier Assayas ' elegantly appointed period drama seems , at times , padded with incident in the way of a too-conscientious adaptation Olivier Assayas has fashioned an absorbing look at provincial bourgeois French society . Olympia , Wash . , based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting Olympia , Wash. , based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting On Guard delivers . On a certain base level On a cutting room floor somewhere lies ... footage that might have made No Such Thing a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire . On its icy face , the new film is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . On its icy face , the new film is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . On its own , Big Trouble could be considered a funny little film . On its own , it's not very interesting . On its own , it's not very interesting . As a remake , it's a pale imitation . On its own cinematic terms On its own staggeringly unoriginal terms On its own staggeringly unoriginal terms , this gender-bending comedy is generally quite funny . On that score , the film certainly doesn't disappoint . On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10 , The Powerpuff Girls is a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- aimed specifically at a grade-school audience . On the bright side On the evidence before us , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough On the evidence before us , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough . On the right track to something On the surface , it's a lovers-on-the-run crime flick On the surface , it's a lovers-on-the-run crime flick , but On the surface a silly comedy On the surface a silly comedy , Scotland , PA would be forgettable if it weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play . On top of a foundering performance On top of a foundering performance , ( Madonna's ) denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag . Once ( Kim ) begins to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors , you may decide it's too high a price to pay for a shimmering picture postcard . Once Ice-T sticks his mug in the window of the couple's BMW and begins haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue Once Ice-T sticks his mug in the window of the couple's BMW and begins haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue , all credibility flies out the window . Once again , director Chris Columbus takes a hat-in-hand approach to Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours . Once folks started hanging out at the barbershop , they never wanted to leave . Once folks started hanging out at the barbershop , they never wanted to leave . Chances are you won't , either . Once he starts learning to compromise with reality enough to become comparatively sane and healthy , the film becomes predictably conventional . Once one experiences Mr . Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience Once one experiences Mr. Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience , one is left with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else . Once the audience figure out what's being said Once the downward spiral comes to pass , Auto Focus bears out as your typical junkie opera ... Once the expectation of laughter has been quashed by whatever obscenity is at hand Once the expectation of laughter has been quashed by whatever obscenity is at hand , even the funniest idea isn't funny . One Hour Photo is a sobering meditation on why we take pictures . One Hour Photo is an intriguing snapshot of one man and his delusions One Hour Photo is an intriguing snapshot of one man and his delusions ; One Hour Photo is an intriguing snapshot of one man and his delusions ; it's just too bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight One Hour Photo lives One Hour Photo lives down to its title . One Hour Photo may seem disappointing in its generalities One Hour Photo may seem disappointing in its generalities , One Hour Photo may seem disappointing in its generalities , but One Hour Photo may seem disappointing in its generalities , but it's the little nuances that perhaps had to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny to happen , that finally get under your skin One Hour Photo may seem disappointing in its generalities , but it's the little nuances that perhaps had to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny to happen , that finally get under your skin . One big blustery movie One big blustery movie where nothing really happens . One can't deny its seriousness and quality . One can't shake the feeling that Crossroads is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album . One can only assume that the jury who bestowed star Hoffman's brother Gordy with the Waldo Salt Screenwriting award at 2002's Sundance Festival were honoring an attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off One fantastic ( and educational ) One fantastic ( and educational ) documentary . One feels the dimming of a certain ambition , but in its place a sweetness , clarity and emotional openness that recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism . One from the heart One funny popcorn One funny popcorn flick . One gets the impression the creators of Don't Ask Don't Tell laughed a hell of a lot at their own jokes . Too bad none of it is funny . One groan-inducing familiarity One key problem with these ardently Christian storylines One key problem with these ardently Christian storylines is that there is never any question of how things will turn out . One long One long , numbing action sequence made up mostly of routine stuff Yuen has given us before . One long string of cliches One look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid One look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid ? One look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid ? '' Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot One look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid ? '' Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot ? One lousy movie One lousy movie . One of ( Herzog's ) least inspired One of ( Jaglom's ) better efforts -- One of ( Jaglom's ) better efforts -- a wry and sometime bitter movie about love One of creepiest One of recent memory's most thoughtful films about art , ethics , and the cost of moral compromise . One of the best , most One of the best , most understated performances of ( Jack Nicholson's ) career . One of the best examples of how to treat a subject , you're not fully aware is being examined , much like a photo of yourself you didn't know One of the best films One of the best films I have ever seen , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense . One of the best films of the year with its exploration of the obstacles to happiness One of the best films of the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes One of the best films of the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes of tenderness , loss , discontent , and yearning One of the best films of the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes of tenderness , loss , discontent , and yearning . One of the best inside-show-biz yarns ever . One of the best looking and stylish One of the best looking and stylish animated movies in quite a while One of the best looking and stylish animated movies in quite a while ... One of the best movies of the year One of the best movies of the year . One of the best of a growing strain of daring films One of the best of a growing strain of daring films ... One of the best of a growing strain of daring films ... that argue that any sexual relationship that doesn't hurt anyone and works for its participants is a relationship that is worthy of our respect One of the best of a growing strain of daring films ... that argue that any sexual relationship that doesn't hurt anyone and works for its participants is a relationship that is worthy of our respect . One of the best of the year One of the best rock One of the best rock documentaries ever . One of the best rock documentaries ever . Wilco One of the best rock documentaries ever . Wilco is a phenomenal band with such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many . One of the best silly horror movies One of the best silly horror movies of recent memory One of the best silly horror movies of recent memory , with some real shocks in store for unwary viewers . One of the film's most effective aspects One of the finest One of the finest , most humane and important Holocaust movies ever made . One of the funnier movies One of the funnier movies in town One of the funnier movies in town . One of the funniest motion One of the funniest motion pictures of the year One of the funniest motion pictures of the year , One of the funniest motion pictures of the year , but One of the funniest motion pictures of the year , but ... also one of the most curiously depressing One of the funniest motion pictures of the year , but ... also one of the most curiously depressing . One of the greatest family-oriented , fantasy-adventure movies One of the greatest family-oriented , fantasy-adventure movies ever One of the greatest films One of the greatest films I've ever seen . One of the greatest romantic comedies One of the greatest romantic comedies of the past decade One of the more glaring signs of this movie's servitude to its superstar One of the more glaring signs of this movie's servitude to its superstar is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears . One of the more glaring signs of this movie's servitude to its superstar is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears . One of the more irritating cartoons One of the most depressing movie-going experiences I can think of One of the most depressing movie-going experiences I can think of is to sit through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh once . One of the most exciting action films One of the most exciting action films to come out of China in recent years One of the most exciting action films to come out of China in recent years . One of the most genuinely sweet films One of the most genuinely sweet films to come along in quite some time One of the most genuinely sweet films to come along in quite some time . One of the most gloriously unsubtle and adrenalized extreme One of the most gloriously unsubtle and adrenalized extreme shockers since The Evil Dead . One of the most haunting , viciously honest coming-of-age films One of the most haunting , viciously honest coming-of-age films in recent memory One of the most highly-praised disappointments I've had the misfortune to watch in quite some time . One of the most important and exhilarating forms of animated filmmaking since old Walt doodled Steamboat Willie . One of the most incoherent One of the most incoherent features in recent memory . One of the most original American productions this year One of the most original American productions this year , you'll find yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State . One of the most plain , unimaginative romantic comedies I One of the most plain , unimaginative romantic comedies I've ever seen . One of the most significant moviegoing pleasures One of the most significant moviegoing pleasures of the year One of the most slyly exquisite anti-adult movies One of the most slyly exquisite anti-adult movies ever made . One of the most splendid One of the most splendid entertainments to emerge from the French film industry in years . One of the most unpleasant things the studio One of the most unpleasant things the studio has ever produced . One of the oddest and most inexplicable sequels One of the pleasures in Walter's documentary One of the smarter offerings the horror genre One of the smarter offerings the horror genre has produced in recent memory , even if it's far tamer than advertised . One of the very best movies One of the very best movies ever made about the life of moviemaking . One of the worst films of 2002 One of the worst films of 2002 . One of the worst movies of the year One of the worst movies of the year . One of the worst movies of the year . One of the worst movies of the year ... Watching it was painful . One of the year's best films One of the year's best films , featuring an Oscar-worthy performance by Julianne Moore . One of the year's most weirdly engaging and unpredictable character pieces . One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie , One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie , but One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie , but until then there's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations One of these days Hollywood will come up with an original idea for a teen movie , but until then there's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations . One of those based-on-truth stories that persuades you , with every scene , that it could never really have happened this way One of those decades-spanning historical epics that strives to be intimate and socially encompassing but fails to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time One of those decades-spanning historical epics that strives to be intimate and socially encompassing but fails to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time . One of those energetic surprises One of those energetic surprises , One of those energetic surprises , an original that pleases almost everyone who sees it One of those exceedingly rare films in which the talk alone is enough to keep us One of those exceedingly rare films in which the talk alone is enough to keep us involved . One of those films that seems tailor made to air on pay cable to offer some modest amusements when one has nothing else to watch . One of those films that started with a great premise and then just fell apart One of those films that started with a great premise and then just fell apart . One of those films where the characters inhabit that special annex of hell where adults behave like kids , children behave like adults and everyone screams at the top of their lungs no matter what the situation . One of those joyous films that leaps over national boundaries and celebrates universal human nature . One of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself One of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely , an archetypal desire to enjoy good trash every now and then . One of those movies that make us pause and think of what we have given up to acquire the fast-paced contemporary society . One of those movies where you walk out of the theater not feeling One of those movies where you walk out of the theater not feeling cheated exactly , but feeling pandered to , which , in the end , might be all the more infuriating One of those rare , exhilarating cinematic One of those rare films that come by once in a while with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace One of those rare films that come by once in a while with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace . One of those rare films that seems as though it was written for no one , but somehow manages to convince almost everyone that it was put on the screen , just for them . One of those so-so films that could have been much better One of those so-so films that could have been much better . One of those staggeringly well-produced One of those staggeringly well-produced , One of those strained caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch and begins to vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends . One of those terrific documentaries that collect a bunch of people who are enthusiastic about something and then One of those terrific documentaries that collect a bunch of people who are enthusiastic about something and then figures out how to make us share their enthusiasm . One of those unassuming films that sneaks up on you and stays with you long after you have left the theatre One of those unassuming films that sneaks up on you and stays with you long after you have left the theatre . One problem with the movie One problem with the movie , One problem with the movie , directed by Joel Schumacher One problem with the movie , directed by Joel Schumacher , One problem with the movie , directed by Joel Schumacher , is that it jams too many prefabricated story elements into the running time . One regards Reign of Fire with awe . One scene One scene after another in this supposedly funny movie One scene after another in this supposedly funny movie falls to the floor with a sickening thud . One senses One senses in World Traveler and in his earlier film that Freundlich bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers , and circles it obsessively , without making contact . One sloughs one's way through the mire of this alleged psychological thriller in search of purpose or even a plot . One suspects that Craven endorses They simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison . One thing's for sure -- if George Romero had directed this movie , it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head One thing's for sure -- if George Romero had directed this movie , it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head . One thing you have to give them credit for : The message of the movie is consistent with the messages espoused in the company's previous video work . One well-timed explosion in a movie One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout , One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout , but a hundred of them can be numbing One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout , but a hundred of them can be numbing . One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout , but a hundred of them can be numbing . Proof of this is Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever One well-timed explosion in a movie can be a knockout , but a hundred of them can be numbing . Proof of this is Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever . One-of-a-kind One-of-a-kind near-masterpiece . One-sided One-sided documentary One-sided documentary offers simplistic explanations to a very complex situation . One-sided documentary offers simplistic explanations to a very complex situation ... Stylistically , the movie is a disaster One-sided documentary offers simplistic explanations to a very complex situation ... Stylistically , the movie is a disaster . Ong's promising debut Ong's promising debut is a warm and well-told tale of one recent Chinese immigrant's experiences in New York City . Only about as sexy and dangerous as an actress in a role that reminds at every turn of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm . Only an epic documentary Only an epic documentary could get it all down Only an epic documentary could get it all down , Only an epic documentary could get it all down , and Only an epic documentary could get it all down , and Spike Lee's Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents Only masochistic moviegoers Only masochistic moviegoers need apply . Only those most addicted to film violence Only two words will tell you what you know when deciding to see it : Anthony Only two words will tell you what you know when deciding to see it : Anthony . Hopkins . Only two-fifths of a satisfying movie experience Oops , she's really done it this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . Open-ended and composed Open-minded Open-minded kids -- kids who read , kids who dream -- Opening up Opening up ' the play more has partly closed it down . Opens as promising as any war\/adventure film Opens as promising as any war\/adventure film you'll ever see and dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled '' Glory : A Soldier's Story . '' Opera on film is never satisfactory . Opera on film is never satisfactory . The art demands live viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen . Opportunists Oprah's Oprahfication Orange County '' is a refreshing change Orange County '' is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . Orgasm Originality Originality ain't on the menu Originality ain't on the menu , Originality ain't on the menu , but there's never a dull moment in the giant spider invasion comic chiller Originality ain't on the menu , but there's never a dull moment in the giant spider invasion comic chiller . Originality is sorely lacking . Orwell's dark , intelligent warning cry Oscar Oscar Wilde's classic satire Oscar Wilde's masterpiece Oscar Wilde's masterpiece , Oscar Wilde's masterpiece , The Importance of Being Earnest Oscar Wilde's masterpiece , The Importance of Being Earnest , Oscar Wilde's masterpiece , The Importance of Being Earnest , may be the best play of the 19th century . It's so good that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation . Oscar caliber cast Oscar caliber cast doesn't live up to material Oscar nominated films Oscar nomination Oscar talk Oscar time Oscar winner Oscar winners Oscar-caliber Oscar-caliber performances Oscar-nominated Oscar-nominated documentary Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie Oscar-sweeping Oscar-sweeping franchise predecessor Oscar-winners Oscar-winning Oscar-winning master Oscar-winning potential Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand Oscar-winning sound Oscar-worthy Oscar-worthy performance Other Side of Heaven '' appalling '' Other than a mildly engaging central romance , Hospital Other than a mildly engaging central romance , Hospital is sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst . Other than the slightly flawed ( and fairly unbelievable ) finale , everything else is top shelf . Others , more attuned to the anarchist maxim that ` the urge to destroy is also a creative urge ' , or more willing to see with their own eyes , will find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology to be liberating . Otherwise , this could be a passable date film . Otto-Sallies has a real filmmaker's eye . Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender -- Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender -- and Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender -- and I know this because I've seen ` jackass : the movie Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender -- and I know this because I've seen ` jackass : the movie . Our culture is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender -- and I know this because I've seen ` jackass : the movie . ' Ourside the theatre Roger might be intolerable company , Ourside the theatre Roger might be intolerable company , but inside it he's well worth spending some time with Ourside the theatre Roger might be intolerable company , but inside it he's well worth spending some time with . Out of Sight Outer-space buffs might love this film , but others will find its pleasures intermittent Outrageousness is all Plympton seemed to be going for this time . We miss the quirky amazement that used to come along for an integral part of the ride . Outside of Burger's desire to make some kind of film , it's really unclear why this project was undertaken Over and over again . Over the years , Hollywood has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies , and Ice Age only improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor . Over-the-top and a bit ostentatious Overall , Cletis Tout is a winning comedy that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone . Overall , it's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message Overall , it's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message : Overall , it's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message : God is love Overall , it's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message : God is love . Overall , the film misses the brilliance of Jelinek's novel by some way . It settles for being merely grim . Overall tomfoolery like this is a matter of taste . Overall very good for what it's trying to do Overcomes its visual hideousness Overcomes its visual hideousness with a sharp script and strong performances . Overly long Overly long and worshipful bio-doc . Overly stylized with lots of flash black - & - white freeze frames reminiscent of a pseudo-hip luxury car commercial , ( it's ) at its worst when it's actually inside the ring Oversexed Oversexed , at times Oversexed , at times overwrought comedy\/drama Oversexed , at times overwrought comedy\/drama that Oversexed , at times overwrought comedy\/drama that offers little insight into the experience of being forty , female and single . Overwrought Overwrought , Overwrought , melodramatic bodice-ripper Overwrought , melodramatic bodice-ripper . Owen Wilson know a movie must have a story and a script ? Ozpetek's effort has the scope and shape of an especially well-executed television movie . Ozpetek avoids most of the pitfalls you'd expect in such a potentially sudsy set-up Ozpetek falls short in showing us Antonia's true emotions Ozpetek offers an AIDS subtext , skims over the realities of gay sex , and presents yet another tired old vision of the gay community as an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves . P ) P . C . P . T . Anderson understands the grandness of romance P . T . Anderson understands the grandness of romance and P . T . Anderson understands the grandness of romance and how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew were possible P . T . Anderson understands the grandness of romance and how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew were possible . P.T. Anderson understands the grandness of romance P.T. Anderson understands the grandness of romance and P.T. Anderson understands the grandness of romance and how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew were possible P.T. Anderson understands the grandness of romance and how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew were possible . PC stability notwithstanding PC stability notwithstanding , the film suffers from a simplistic narrative and a pat , fairy-tale conclusion . PG-13 PG-13-rated piffle PG-rated , nonthreatening family movies PR hype PTA proud yet director Muccino's characters are less worthy of Puccini than they are of daytime television Pa . is a strangely drab romp . Some studio pizazz Pacino and Williams seem to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . Pacino and Williams seem to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . What results is the best performance from either in years . Pacino gives one of his most daring , and complicated , performances Pacino is the best he's been in years Pacino is the best he's been in years and Pacino is the best he's been in years and Keener is marvelous Pacino is the best he's been in years and Keener is marvelous . Paid In Full is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat . Paid in Full has clever ways of capturing inner-city life during the Reagan years . Paid in Full is remarkably engaging despite being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks . Painful Painful , horrifying and oppressively tragic Painful , horrifying and oppressively tragic , this film should not be missed . Painful to watch Painful to watch , but Painful to watch , but viewers willing to take a chance will be rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances Painfully Painfully padded . Pair that with really poor comedic writing Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... and Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... and you've got a huge mess Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... and you've got a huge mess . Pan Nalin's exposition is beautiful and mysterious Pan Nalin's exposition is beautiful and mysterious , Pan Nalin's exposition is beautiful and mysterious , and Pan Nalin's exposition is beautiful and mysterious , and the interviews that follow , with the practitioners of this ancient Indian practice , are as subtle and as enigmatic Pan Nalin's exposition is beautiful and mysterious , and the interviews that follow , with the practitioners of this ancient Indian practice , are as subtle and as enigmatic . Panic Panic Room is interested in nothing more than sucking you in ... and making you sweat Pap invested in undergraduate doubling subtexts and ridiculous stabs at existentialism reminding of the discovery of the wizard of God in the fifth Trek flick . Para Hitler Paramount imprint Parents beware Parents beware ; Parents beware ; this is downright movie penance Parents beware ; this is downright movie penance . Parents may even find that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults Parents may even find that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults . Parker's creative interference Parker's ill-advised meddling Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material Parker and co-writer Catherine di Napoli are faithful to Melville's plotline , they Parker and co-writer Catherine di Napoli are faithful to Melville's plotline , they and a fully engaged supporting cast Parker and co-writer Catherine di Napoli are faithful to Melville's plotline , they and a fully engaged supporting cast ... have made the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit Parker can not sustain the buoyant energy level of the film's city beginnings into its country conclusion ' Parker displays in freshening the play Parker exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision . ' Parker probably thinks he's shaking up a classic the way Kenneth Branagh and Baz Luhrmann have Parker probably thinks he's shaking up a classic the way Kenneth Branagh and Baz Luhrmann have , but Parker probably thinks he's shaking up a classic the way Kenneth Branagh and Baz Luhrmann have , but this half-hearted messing-about just makes us miss Wilde's still-contemporary play Parker should be commended for taking a fresh approach to familiar material Parker should be commended for taking a fresh approach to familiar material , Parker updates the setting in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place . Parris ' performance is credible and remarkably mature . Part of the charm of Satin Rouge Part of the charm of Satin Rouge is that it avoids the obvious with humour and lightness . Part of the film's cheeky charm Part of the film's cheeky charm comes from its vintage schmaltz . Partly a schmaltzy , by-the-numbers romantic comedy , partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success -- and entirely soulless . Parts of the film feel a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . Parts of the film feel a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . But Parts of the film feel a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . But mostly Parts of the film feel a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . But mostly it's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived . Parts seem like they were lifted from Terry Gilliam's subconscious , pressed through Kafka's meat grinder and into Buñuel's casings Pascale Bailly's rom-com provides Amélie's Audrey Tautou with another fabuleux destin Pascale Bailly's rom-com provides Amélie's Audrey Tautou with another fabuleux destin -- i . e . , a banal spiritual quest . Pascale Bailly's rom-com provides Amélie's Audrey Tautou with another fabuleux destin -- i.e. , a banal spiritual quest . Passion Passion , lip-synching Passion , lip-synching , tragedy , and lots of really really high notes Passion , lip-synching , tragedy , and lots of really really high notes . For me , this opera isn't a favorite , Passion , lip-synching , tragedy , and lots of really really high notes . For me , this opera isn't a favorite , so Passion , lip-synching , tragedy , and lots of really really high notes . For me , this opera isn't a favorite , so it's a long time before the fat lady sings Passion , melodrama , sorrow , laugther , and tears Passion , melodrama , sorrow , laugther , and tears cascade over the screen effortlessly Passion , melodrama , sorrow , laugther , and tears cascade over the screen effortlessly ... Passionate Passionate , irrational , long-suffering but cruel as a tarantula , Helga figures prominently in this movie , and helps keep the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats . Passions , obsessions , and Passions , obsessions , and loneliest dark spots are pushed to their most virtuous limits , lending the narrative an unusually surreal tone . Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- is beyond me Patchy Patchy combination Patchy combination of soap opera Patchy combination of soap opera , Patchy combination of soap opera , low-tech magic realism and , at times , ploddingly sociological commentary Patchy combination of soap opera , low-tech magic realism and , at times , ploddingly sociological commentary . Patriot Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop Paul Bettany is cool . Paul Bettany is cool . Paul Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool . Paul Bettany is good at being the ultra-violent gangster wannabe Paul Bettany is good at being the ultra-violent gangster wannabe , Paul Bettany is good at being the ultra-violent gangster wannabe , but the movie is certainly not number 1 . Paul Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool Paul Cox needed to show it . Paul Grabowsky's excellent music Paul Thomas Anderson ever had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear Pauly Shore awful Pauly Shore awful . Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned Paxton , making his directorial feature debut , does strong , measured work . Paxton has tapped something in himself as an actor that provides Frailty with its dark soul . Paxton is surprisingly brilliant , deftly sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip . Pay Nine Bucks for This Payami graphically illustrates the problems of fledgling democracies , but also the strength and sense of freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box . Payami tries to raise some serious issues about Iran's electoral process , Payami tries to raise some serious issues about Iran's electoral process , but the result is a film that's about as subtle as a party political broadcast Payami tries to raise some serious issues about Iran's electoral process , but the result is a film that's about as subtle as a party political broadcast . Payne constructs a hilarious ode to middle America and middle age with this unlikely odyssey , featuring a pathetic , endearing hero who is all too human . Payne has created a beautiful canvas Payne has created a beautiful canvas , Payne has created a beautiful canvas , and Payne has created a beautiful canvas , and Nicholson proves once again that he's the best brush in the business Payne has created a beautiful canvas , and Nicholson proves once again that he's the best brush in the business . Pedro Pellington gives '' Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling Pellington gives `` Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling Peppered with witty dialogue and inventive moments Peppered with witty dialogue and inventive moments . Peppering this urban study with references to Norwegian folktales , Villeneuve creates in Maelstrom a world where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical . Peralta's Peralta captures , in luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago , the essence of the Dogtown experience . Perceptive Perceptive in its vision of nascent industrialized world politics as a new art form , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit for this movie Perdition Perdition , meanwhile , reads more like Driving Miss Daisy than GoodFellas Perfectly Perfectly pitched between comedy and tragedy , hope and despair Perfectly pitched between comedy and tragedy , hope and despair , About Schmidt instead comes far closer than many movies to expressing the way many of us live -- someplace between consuming self-absorption and insistently demanding otherness . Performances Performances all around are tops , with the two leads delivering Oscar-caliber performances . Performances are potent Performances are potent , Performances are potent , and Performances are potent , and the women's stories are ably intercut and involving Perhaps a better celebration of these unfairly dismissed heroes would be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated . Perhaps even the SLC high command found writer-director Mitch Davis's wall of kitsch hard going . Perhaps it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing Perhaps it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' Perhaps it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but Perhaps it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is Perhaps it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is . Perhaps the best sports movie I've ever seen . Perhaps the film should be seen as a conversation starter . It's not an easy one to review . Perhaps the grossest movie Perhaps the grossest movie ever made Perhaps the grossest movie ever made . Perhaps the grossest movie ever made . Funny , though . Perhaps the most annoying thing Perry's good Perry's good and Perry's good and his is an interesting character Perry's good and his is an interesting character , Perry's good and his is an interesting character , but `` Serving Sara '' hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff Perry's good and his is an interesting character , but `` Serving Sara '' hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff . Perry and Hurley make inspiring efforts to breathe life into the disjointed , haphazard script by Jay Scherick and David Ronn Personal Velocity Personal Velocity gathers plenty of dramatic momentum . Personal Velocity has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness Personal Velocity has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness , Personal Velocity has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness , yet Personal Velocity has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness , yet Miller lingers on invisible , nearly psychic nuances , leaping into digressions of memory and desire . She boxes these women's souls right open for us . Personal Velocity seems to be idling in neutral Personally , I'd rather watch them on the Animal Planet . Pete's screenplay manages to find that real natural , even-flowing tone that few movies are able to accomplish . Peter Jackson and company once again dazzle and delight us Peter Jackson and company once again dazzle and delight us , Peter Jackson and company once again dazzle and delight us , fulfilling practically every expectation either a longtime Tolkien fan or a movie-going neophyte Peter Jackson and company once again dazzle and delight us , fulfilling practically every expectation either a longtime Tolkien fan or a movie-going neophyte could want . Peter Jackson has done the nearly impossible . Peter Jackson has done the nearly impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . Peter Jackson has done the nearly impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . What Jackson has done Peter Jackson has done the nearly impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . What Jackson has done is proven that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery Peter Kosminsky never get the audience to break through the wall her character erects Peter Mattei's Love in the Time of Money sets itself apart by forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script Philip K . Dick must be turning in his grave , along with my stomach . Philippe , who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest Philippe , who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest , and Philippe , who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest , and Sarandon , who couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron Phillip Noyce and all of his actors -- as well as his cinematographer , Christopher Doyle -- understand the delicate forcefulness of Greene's prose Phillip Noyce and all of his actors -- as well as his cinematographer , Christopher Doyle -- understand the delicate forcefulness of Greene's prose , Phillip Noyce and all of his actors -- as well as his cinematographer , Christopher Doyle -- understand the delicate forcefulness of Greene's prose , and Phillip Noyce and all of his actors -- as well as his cinematographer , Christopher Doyle -- understand the delicate forcefulness of Greene's prose , and it's there on the screen in their version of The Quiet American Phillip Noyce and all of his actors -- as well as his cinematographer , Christopher Doyle -- understand the delicate forcefulness of Greene's prose , and it's there on the screen in their version of The Quiet American . Philosophically , intellectually and logistically a mess . Phoned-in business Phoned-in business as usual . Photographed with melancholy richness Photographed with melancholy richness and Photographed with melancholy richness and eloquently performed yet also decidedly uncinematic Piccoli Piccoli's performance is amazing , yes Piccoli's performance is amazing , yes , Piccoli's performance is amazing , yes , but the symbols of loss and denial and life-at-arm's - length in the film seem irritatingly transparent . Piccoli gives a superb performance full of deep feeling . Piccoli is warmly affecting and so is this adroitly minimalist movie . Pictures Piercingly affecting Piercingly affecting ... Piercingly affecting ... while clearly a manipulative film , emerges as powerful rather than cloying Piercingly affecting ... while clearly a manipulative film , emerges as powerful rather than cloying . Pink Floyd tickets Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child Pinocchio he directed , cowrote and starred in borders on the grotesque Pinocchio he directed , cowrote and starred in borders on the grotesque . Pinocchio never quite achieves the feel of a fanciful motion picture . Pinochet Pinochet's victims Pipe Dream does have its charms . Pipe Dream does have its charms . The leads are natural and lovely Pipe Dream does have its charms . The leads are natural and lovely , the pace is serene , the humor wry and sprightly . Piper Perabo in what Pixar's Places a slightly believable love triangle in a difficult-to-swallow setting , and Places a slightly believable love triangle in a difficult-to-swallow setting , and then disappointingly moves the story into the realm of an improbable thriller PlayStation cocktail Playfully Playfully profound Playfully profound ... Playfully profound ... and Playfully profound ... and crazier than Michael Jackson on the top floor of a skyscraper Playfully profound ... and crazier than Michael Jackson on the top floor of a skyscraper nursery Playfully profound ... and crazier than Michael Jackson on the top floor of a skyscraper nursery surrounded by open windows . Playing a role of almost Bergmanesque intensity Playing a role of almost Bergmanesque intensity ... Playing a role of almost Bergmanesque intensity ... Bisset is both convincing and radiant Playing a role of almost Bergmanesque intensity ... Bisset is both convincing and radiant . Plays as hollow catharsis , with lots of tears but very little in the way of insights Plays like John Le Carré with a couple of burnt-out cylinders . Plays like a bad blend of an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of Love Story . Plays like a glossy melodrama that occasionally verges on camp . Plays like a living-room War Of The Worlds , gaining most of its unsettling force from the suggested and the unknown . Plays like a series of vignettes -- clips of a film that are still looking for a common through-line . Plays like a volatile and overlong W magazine fashion Plays like one long , meandering sketch inspired by the works of John Waters and Todd Solondz , rather than a fully developed story . Plays like one of those conversations that Comic Book Guy on '' The Simpsons '' has . Plays like one of those conversations that Comic Book Guy on `` The Simpsons '' has . Plays like the old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas . Plays out with a dogged and eventually winning squareness that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel . Pleasant Pleasant but not Pleasant but not more than recycled jock piffle . Please , someone , stop Eric Schaeffer before he makes another film . Plodding , Plodding , peevish and gimmicky Plodding , peevish and gimmicky . Plodding , poorly written , murky and weakly acted , the picture feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo . Plot , characters , Plot , characters , drama , emotions , ideas -- all are irrelevant to the experience of seeing The Scorpion King . Plotless Plotless collection Plotless collection of moronic stunts Plotless collection of moronic stunts is by far the worst movie of the year . Plummer steals the show without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . Plummer steals the show without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur . Plunges you into a reality that is , more often then not , difficult and sad , Plunges you into a reality that is , more often then not , difficult and sad , and Plunges you into a reality that is , more often then not , difficult and sad , and then , without sentimentalizing it or denying its brutality , transforms that reality into a lyrical and celebratory vision . Plus , like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker Pluto Nash ? How did it ever get made Plutonium Pocas veces Poetic Poetic , Poetic , heartbreaking Poetic , heartbreaking . Poetry Poetry in motion Poetry in motion captured on film . Poetry in motion captured on film . While it can be a bit repetitive , overall it's an entertaining and informative documentary . Poignant Japanese epic Poignant Japanese epic about adolescent anomie and heartbreak . Poignant and Poignant and delicately Poignant and delicately complex . Poignant and funny Poignant and funny . Poignant and moving Poignant and moving , A Walk to Remember is an inspirational love story , capturing the innocence and idealism of that first encounter . Poignant if familiar story of a young person Poignant if familiar story of a young person suspended between two cultures . Pokemon 4Ever Pokemon 4Ever practically assures that the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over Pokemon 4ever Pokemon franchise Pokémon 4ever Pokémon 4ever is terrifying Polanski's best film Polanski's best films Polanski has found the perfect material with which to address his own World War II experience in his signature style . Polanski is saying what he has long wanted to say , confronting the roots of his own preoccupations and obsessions Polanski is saying what he has long wanted to say , confronting the roots of his own preoccupations and obsessions , and he allows nothing to get in the way Polanski is saying what he has long wanted to say , confronting the roots of his own preoccupations and obsessions , and he allows nothing to get in the way . Polished Polished , Polished , well-structured film Polished , well-structured film . Polished Korean political-action film Pollyana would reach for a barf bag Pompous Pompous and Pompous and garbled Pompous and garbled . Ponderous , plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film Ponderous , plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film . Poor Poor Ben Bratt couldn't find stardom if MapQuest emailed him point-to-point driving directions . Poor editing Poor editing , Poor editing , bad bluescreen Poor editing , bad bluescreen , Poor editing , bad bluescreen , and Poor editing , bad bluescreen , and ultra-cheesy dialogue Poor editing , bad bluescreen , and ultra-cheesy dialogue highlight the radical action . Pootie Tang with a budget Portentous and Portentous and pretentious Portentous and pretentious , Portuguese master Manoel de Oliviera Posey Possession is a movie that puts itself squarely in the service of the lovers who inhabit it . Possession is in the end an honorable , interesting failure . It falls far short of poetry Possession is in the end an honorable , interesting failure . It falls far short of poetry , but it's not bad prose Possibly the most irresponsible picture ever released by a major film studio . Post 9\/11 the philosophical message of '' Personal Freedom First '' might not be as palatable as intended . Potty-mouthed Potty-mouthed enough Potty-mouthed enough for PG-13 , yet not as hilariously raunchy as South Park , this strangely schizo cartoon seems suited neither to kids or adults . Pow Pow ! Praise Praise of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large Pratfalls aside , Barbershop gets its greatest play from the timeless spectacle of people really talking to each other . Pray's film Pray doesn't have a passion for the material . Pray doesn't have a passion for the material . He nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race Pray doesn't have a passion for the material . He nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race . Pray has really done his subject justice . Pray turns the idea of the documentary on its head , making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery . Precocious Precocious smarter-than-thou wayward teen Precocious smarter-than-thou wayward teen struggles to rebel against his oppressive , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family . Precocious smarter-than-thou wayward teen struggles to rebel against his oppressive , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family . Anyone else seen this before ? Predecessors The Mummy and The Mummy Returns stand as intellectual masterpieces next to The Scorpion King . Predictable and Predictable and cloying Predictable and cloying , Predictable and cloying , though Brown Sugar is so earnest in its yearning for the days before rap went nihilistic that it summons more spirit and bite than your average formulaic romantic quadrangle . Predictable storyline Predictable storyline and Predictable storyline and by-the-book scripting Predictable storyline and by-the-book scripting is all but washed away by sumptuous ocean visuals and the cinematic stylings of director John Stockwell . Predictably melodramatic . Predictably soulless techno-tripe . Prejudice Prepare Prepare to marvel again Prepare to marvel again . Preposterous Preposterous and Preposterous and tedious Presents a good case while failing to provide a reason for us to care beyond the very basic dictums of human decency Presents a side of contemporary Chinese life that many outsiders will be surprised to know exists , and does so with an artistry that also smacks of revelation . Presents an astute appraisal of Middle American musical torpor and the desperate struggle Presents an astute appraisal of Middle American musical torpor and the desperate struggle to escape it Presents nothing special and , until the final act , nothing Presents nothing special and , until the final act , nothing overtly disagreeable Presents nothing special and , until the final act , nothing overtly disagreeable . Press the delete key Press the delete key . Pretend it's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away Pretend it's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . Pretend it's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun , Pretend it's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun , but Pretend it's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun , but it's a real howler . Pretend like your SAT scores are below 120 Pretend like your SAT scores are below 120 and Pretend like your SAT scores are below 120 and you might not notice the flaws Pretend like your SAT scores are below 120 and you might not notice the flaws . Pretension , in its own way Pretension , in its own way , is a form of bravery . For this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- Chelsea Walls deserves a medal . Pretentious Pretentious editing ruins a potentially terrific flick Pretty Pretty Good Thing Pretty good little movie Pretty good little movie . Pretty much sucks , but has a funny moment or two . Price horror classics Priggish Priggish , lethargically paced parable of renewal . Probably the best case for Christianity Probably the best case for Christianity since Chesterton and Lewis Probably the best case for Christianity since Chesterton and Lewis . Probes in a light-hearted way the romantic problems Probes in a light-hearted way the romantic problems of individuals Probes in a light-hearted way the romantic problems of individuals for whom the yearning for passion spells discontent Probes in a light-hearted way the romantic problems of individuals for whom the yearning for passion spells discontent . Problem Child Problem Child IV Problem is , we have no idea what in creation is going on . Producer John Penotti Producer John Penotti surveyed high school students ... and came back with the astonishing revelation that '' they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' Producer John Penotti surveyed high school students ... and came back with the astonishing revelation that '' they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' Ignoring that , he made Swimfan anyway Producer John Penotti surveyed high school students ... and came back with the astonishing revelation that `` they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' Professional Program Project Greenlight '' winner Promises Promises is a compelling piece that demonstrates just how well children can be trained to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish . Promises is one film that's truly deserving of its Oscar nomination . Promises offers an unexpected window into the complexities of the Middle East struggle and into the humanity of its people . Proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books Proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . Proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . Better Proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . Better effects , better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . An excellent sequel Proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . Better effects , better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . An excellent sequel . Proof that a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism Proof that a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism ... Proof that a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism ... and Proof that a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism ... and still Proof that a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism ... and still be a letdown if its twists and turns hold no more surprise than yesterday's weather report Propelled not by characters but by caricatures Proves a lovely trifle that , unfortunately , is a little too in love with its own cuteness Proves a lovely trifle that , unfortunately , is a little too in love with its own cuteness . Proves a servicable World War II drama that can't totally hide its contrivances Proves a servicable World War II drama that can't totally hide its contrivances , but it at least calls attention to a problem Hollywood too long has ignored . Proves that a movie about goodness is not the same thing as a good movie Proves that some movie formulas don't need messing with Proves that some movie formulas don't need messing with -- Provide ( s ) nail-biting suspense and credible characters Provide ( s ) nail-biting suspense and credible characters without relying on technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue Provide ( s ) nail-biting suspense and credible characters without relying on technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue . Provides a porthole into that noble , trembling incoherence that defines us all Provides a satisfactory overview of the bizarre world of extreme athletes as several daredevils express their own views . Provides a very moving and revelatory footnote to the Holocaust Provides a very moving and revelatory footnote to the Holocaust . Provides an intriguing window Provides an intriguing window into the imagination and hermetic analysis of Todd Solondz Provides the kind of ` laugh Provides the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies Provides the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- Provides the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending Provides the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending . Provides the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending . After seeing ` Analyze That Provides the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending . After seeing ` Analyze That , ' I feel better already . Prozac Nation Prurient Pryor wannabe Psychologically revealing Psychologically revealing . Psychologically savvy Psychologically savvy . Puccini's famous love-jealousy Pull ( s ) off the rare trick of recreating Pull ( s ) off the rare trick of recreating not only Pull ( s ) off the rare trick of recreating not only the look of a certain era , but also the feel Pumpkin dares us to say why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so . Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities Pumpkin is definitely a unique modern fairytale . Pumpkin is far more offensive than it is funny Pumpkin takes an admirable look at the hypocrisy of political correctness Pumpkin takes an admirable look at the hypocrisy of political correctness , Pumpkin takes an admirable look at the hypocrisy of political correctness , but Punch-Drunk Love is never heavy-handed . Punch-Drunk Love is one of those films that I wanted to like much more than I actually did . Punch-Drunk Love is so convinced of its own brilliance that , if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in . ' Punitively affirmational Puportedly '' Based on True Events , '' a convolution of language that suggests it's impossible to claim that it is '' Based on a True Story '' with a straight face . Puportedly `` Based on True Events , '' a convolution of language that suggests it's impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story '' with a straight face . Purdy Pure Pure cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama , tastelessness and swooning elegance Pure cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama , tastelessness and swooning elegance . Pure of intention Pure of intention and Purely propaganda Purely propaganda , Purely propaganda , a work of unabashed hero worship Purely propaganda , a work of unabashed hero worship , Purely propaganda , a work of unabashed hero worship , it is nonetheless -- and likely inadvertently -- a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role that U . S . foreign policy has played in the rise of Castro . Purgatory County Purports Purports to be a Hollywood satire Purports to be a Hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something Purports to be a Hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something deeper and more engaging . Purports to be a Hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something deeper and more engaging . Oh , and more entertaining , too . Purposefully shocking in its eroticized gore , if unintentionally dull in its lack of poetic frissons . Puts a human face Puts a refreshing and comical spin on the all-too-familiar saga of the contemporary single woman Puts a refreshing and comical spin on the all-too-familiar saga of the contemporary single woman . Puts on airs of a Hal Hartley wannabe film -- without the vital comic ingredient of the hilarious writer-director himself . Puts to rest any thought that the German film industry can not make a delightful comedy centering on food . Putting the primitive murderer inside a high-tech space station unleashes a Pandora's Box of special effects that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest Putting the primitive murderer inside a high-tech space station unleashes a Pandora's Box of special effects that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest . Putty Pyromania Python Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , and Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie , and Moore wonderfully underplays the long-suffering heroine with an unflappable '50s dignity somewhere between Jane Wyman and June Cleaver . Quaid who anchors the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer Qualities that were once amusing are becoming irritating . Quando Tiros em Columbine acerta o alvo ( com o perdão do trocadilho ) Queen Of The Damned is a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle . Queen is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . Queen is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects . Queen of the Damned as you might have guessed , makes sorry use of Aaliyah in her one and only starring role -- Queen of the Damned as you might have guessed , makes sorry use of Aaliyah in her one and only starring role -- she does little here but point at things that explode into flame Queen of the Damned as you might have guessed , makes sorry use of Aaliyah in her one and only starring role -- she does little here but point at things that explode into flame . Queen of the Damned is too long with too little going on . Quelle surprise Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout Quiet Quiet , adult and just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year ... a true study , a film with a questioning heart and mind that isn't afraid to admit it Quiet , adult and just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year ... a true study , a film with a questioning heart and mind that isn't afraid to admit it doesn't have all the answers . Quietly engaging . Quite frankly , I can't see why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out . Quite funny Quite simply , a joy to watch and -- especially -- to listen to Quite simply , a joy to watch and -- especially -- to listen to . Quitting , however , manages just to be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance . Quitting delivers a sucker-punch , and its impact is all the greater beause director Zhang's last film , the cuddly Shower , was a non-threatening multi-character piece centered around a public bath house Quitting hits home with disorienting force . Quitting offers piercing domestic drama with spikes of sly humor . Quitting will prove absorbing to American audiences Qutting may be a flawed film Qutting may be a flawed film , Qutting may be a flawed film , but Qutting may be a flawed film , but it is nothing if not sincere R . Abrams R-rated ) RINGU RINGU when you've seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) are worthwhile ROCKS Rabbit-Proof Fence is a quest story as grand as The Lord of the Rings Rabbit-Proof Fence will probably make you angry . But Rabbit-Proof Fence will probably make you angry . But it will just as likely make you weep , and it will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker Rabbit-Proof Fence will probably make you angry . But it will just as likely make you weep , and it will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker . Rae Raimi and his team couldn't have done any better in bringing the story of Spider-Man to the big screen . Raimi crafted a complicated hero who is a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings . Ram Dass : Fierce Grace doesn't organize it with any particular insight Ram Dass : Fierce Grace is worth seeking out . Rambles Rambles on in a disjointed , substandard fashion from one Rampling gives a performance that could not be improved upon . Rampling gives a performance that could not be improved upon . ' Ramsay and Morton fill this character study with poetic force and buoyant feeling . Ramsay is clearly extraordinarily talented Ramsay is clearly extraordinarily talented , Ramsay is clearly extraordinarily talented , and Ramsay is clearly extraordinarily talented , and based on three short films and two features , here's betting her third feature will be something to behold Ramsay is clearly extraordinarily talented , and based on three short films and two features , here's betting her third feature will be something to behold . Ramsay succeeds primarily with her typical blend of unsettling atmospherics , delivering a series of abrasive , stylized sequences that burn themselves upon the viewer's memory . Randall Wallace Randolph Ranges from laugh-out-loud Ranges from laugh-out-loud hilarious to wonder-what Ranges from laugh-out-loud hilarious to wonder-what - Ranging from funny to shattering and featuring some of the year's best acting Ranks among Willams ' best screen Rare Birds ' tries to force its quirkiness upon the audience . Rarely , a movie is more than a movie . Rarely , a movie is more than a movie . Go . Rarely , indeed almost never , is such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema . Rarely does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along . Rarely does such high-profile talent serve such literate material . Rarely has a film's title served such dire warning . Rarely has sex on screen been so aggressively anti-erotic . Rarely has skin looked as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , as it does in Trouble Every Day . Rarely have I seen a film so willing to champion the fallibility of the human heart . Rashomon-for-dipsticks Rashomon-for-dipsticks tale . Rates an ` E ' for effort -- and a ` B ' for boring Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash . Rather less than the sum of its underventilated père-fils confrontations Rather less than the sum of its underventilated père-fils confrontations . Rather than real figures Rather than real figures , Elling and Kjell Bjarne become symbolic characters whose actions are supposed to relate something about the naïf's encounter with the world . Ratliff's two previous titles , Plutonium Circus and Purgatory County show his penchant for wry , contentious configurations , Ratliff's two previous titles , Plutonium Circus and Purgatory County show his penchant for wry , contentious configurations , and this film is part of that delicate canon Ratliff's two previous titles , Plutonium Circus and Purgatory County show his penchant for wry , contentious configurations , and this film is part of that delicate canon . Ray Liotta Ray Liotta and Jason Patric do some of their best work in their underwritten roles , but don't be fooled Ray Liotta and Jason Patric do some of their best work in their underwritten roles , but don't be fooled : Re-Fried Re-Fried Green Tomatoes Reaches Read My Lips Read My Lips is a genre-curling crime story that revives the free-wheeling noir spirit of old French cinema . Read My Lips is an original . Read My Lips is to be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality as well as its lyrical variations on the game of love . Read My Lips with such provocative material Real Real Women Have Curves '' is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams . Real Women Have Curves truly is life affirming Real Women Have Curves wears its empowerment on its sleeve Real Women Have Curves wears its empowerment on its sleeve but even Real Women Have Curves wears its empowerment on its sleeve but even its worst harangues are easy to swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros Real Women Have Curves wears its empowerment on its sleeve but even its worst harangues are easy to swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros . Real Women may have many agendas , but it also will win you over , in a big way Real Women may have many agendas , but it also will win you over , in a big way . Real-life strongman Ahola lacks the charisma and ability to carry the film on his admittedly broad shoulders . Really Awful Really does feel like a short stretched out to feature length . Really dumb but occasionally really funny Really is a pan-American movie , with moments of genuine insight into the urban heart . Really quite funny Really quite funny . Reassuring Reassuring , retro uplifter . Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment . Good film , Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment . Good film , but very Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment . Good film , but very glum Recoing's fantastic performance Red Dragon '' is entertaining . Red Dragon '' never cuts corners . Red Dragon is less baroque and showy than Hannibal , and less emotionally affecting than Silence . But Red Dragon is less baroque and showy than Hannibal , and less emotionally affecting than Silence . But , like Silence , it's a movie that gets under your skin Red Dragon is less baroque and showy than Hannibal , and less emotionally affecting than Silence . But , like Silence , it's a movie that gets under your skin . Red Dragon rates as an exceptional thriller . Red Dragon satisfies -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified cuisine and palatable presentation . Redgrave's noblest efforts Redgrave's noblest efforts can redeem it from hopeless sentimentality . Reeboir varies between a sweet smile and an angry bark , while Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds , but Reeboir varies between a sweet smile and an angry bark , while Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds , but it wore me down Reeboir varies between a sweet smile and an angry bark , while Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds , but it wore me down . Reef Reeks Reeks of rot and hack Refreshing Refreshing . Reggio's Reggio's continual visual barrage Reggio's images and Glass ' evocative music Reggio's images and Glass ' evocative music ... Reggio and Glass put on an intoxicating show . Reggio and Glass so rhapsodize cynicism , with repetition and languorous slo-mo sequences , that Glass's dirgelike score becomes a fang-baring lullaby . Reggio still knows how to make a point with poetic imagery Rehearsals are frequently more fascinating than the results . Reign Reign of Fire . Great dragons Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap . Reign of Fire is hardly the most original fantasy film ever made Reign of Fire is hardly the most original fantasy film ever made -- Reign of Fire is hardly the most original fantasy film ever made -- beyond Road Warrior , it owes enormous debts to Aliens and every previous dragon drama Reign of Fire is hardly the most original fantasy film ever made -- beyond Road Warrior , it owes enormous debts to Aliens and every previous dragon drama -- but that barely makes it any less entertaining Reign of Fire is hardly the most original fantasy film ever made -- beyond Road Warrior , it owes enormous debts to Aliens and every previous dragon drama -- but that barely makes it any less entertaining . Reign of Fire is so incredibly inane that it is laughingly enjoyable . Reign of Fire just might go down as one of the all-time great apocalypse movies . Reign of Fire may be little more than another platter of reheated Aliens Reign of Fire may be little more than another platter of reheated Aliens , Reign of Fire may be little more than another platter of reheated Aliens , but Reign of Fire never comes close to recovering from its demented premise , Reign of Fire never comes close to recovering from its demented premise , but Reign of Fire never comes close to recovering from its demented premise , but it does sustain an enjoyable level of ridiculousness . Reinforces the often forgotten fact of the world's remarkably varying human population and mindset , and its capacity to heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes Reinforces the talents of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman , creator of Adaptation and Being John Malkovich Releasing a film with the word ` dog ' in its title in January lends itself to easy jokes and insults Releasing a film with the word ` dog ' in its title in January lends itself to easy jokes and insults , Releasing a film with the word ` dog ' in its title in January lends itself to easy jokes and insults , and Releasing a film with the word ` dog ' in its title in January lends itself to easy jokes and insults , and Snow Dogs deserves every single one of them Releasing a film with the word ` dog ' in its title in January lends itself to easy jokes and insults , and Snow Dogs deserves every single one of them . Remarkable Remarkable for its excellent storytelling , its economical , compressed characterisations and for its profound humanity Remarkable for its excellent storytelling , its economical , compressed characterisations and for its profound humanity , it's an adventure story and history lesson all in one . Remarkable for its intelligence and intensity Remarkable for its intelligence and intensity . Remarkably Remarkably accessible and affecting Remember back when thrillers actually thrilled Remember back when thrillers actually thrilled ? Remember back when thrillers actually thrilled ? When the twist endings were actually surprising ? When the violence actually shocked ? When the heroes were actually under 40 Remember back when thrillers actually thrilled ? When the twist endings were actually surprising ? When the violence actually shocked ? When the heroes were actually under 40 ? Sadly , as Blood Work proves , that was a long , long time ago . Remember it . Remember the kind of movie we were hoping '' Ecks vs . Sever '' or '' xXx '' was going to be ? This is it . Remember when Bond had more glamour than clamor Remember when Bond had more glamour than clamor ? No more Remember when Bond had more glamour than clamor ? No more . Reminiscent Reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's thrillers , most of the scary parts in ` Signs ' Reminiscent of Alfred Hitchcock's thrillers , most of the scary parts in ` Signs ' occur while waiting for things to happen . Remove Spider-Man the movie Remove Spider-Man the movie from its red herring surroundings and Remove Spider-Man the movie from its red herring surroundings and it's apparent that this is one summer film that satisfies Remove Spider-Man the movie from its red herring surroundings and it's apparent that this is one summer film that satisfies . Renner ? s face is chillingly unemotive , yet he communicates a great deal in his performance . Renner ? s face is chillingly unemotive , yet he communicates a great deal in his performance . See it for his performance if nothing else . Renner carries much of the film with a creepy and dead-on performance . Reno's immense wit and insight Reno ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W . Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al . Reno ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W. Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al. Reno devolves into a laugh-free lecture . Reno does what he can in a thankless situation , the film ricochets from humor to violence and back again , Reno does what he can in a thankless situation , the film ricochets from humor to violence and back again , and Reno does what he can in a thankless situation , the film ricochets from humor to violence and back again , and Ryoko Hirosue makes us wonder if she is always like that Reno himself can take credit for most of the movie's success Reno himself can take credit for most of the movie's success . Reno himself can take credit for most of the movie's success . He's one of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness . Replacing John Carpenter's stylish tracking shots Replacing John Carpenter's stylish tracking shots is degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage . Replacing John Carpenter's stylish tracking shots is degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage . Of all the Halloween's , this is the most visually unappealing Replacing John Carpenter's stylish tracking shots is degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage . Of all the Halloween's , this is the most visually unappealing . Report card : Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline Report card : Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline - Report card : Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement . Report card : Doesn't live up to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement . Doesn't deserve a passing grade ( even on a curve ) . Represents a worthy departure from the culture clash comedies that have marked an emerging Indian American cinema Represents a worthy departure from the culture clash comedies that have marked an emerging Indian American cinema . Represents the depths to which the girls-behaving-badly film has fallen Represents the depths to which the girls-behaving-badly film has fallen . Repulsion Resembles a soft porn Brian De Palma pastiche . Resident Resident Evil Resident Evil isn't a product of its cinematic predecessors so much as an MTV , sugar hysteria , and PlayStation cocktail . Resident Evil is not it Resident Evil is what comes from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings . In other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year . Resourceful Resourceful and Resourceful and ingenious entertainment Resurrection Resurrection has the dubious distinction of being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project . Resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema Resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , Resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , but Resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , but it isn't nearly as terrible as it cold have been Retard Retard 101 Return to Never Land is much more P . C . than the original version ( no more racist portraits of Indians , for instance ) , but the excitement is missing Return to Never Land is much more P.C. than the original version ( no more racist portraits of Indians , for instance ) , but the excitement is missing Return to Never Land is much more P.C. than the original version ( no more racist portraits of Indians , for instance ) , but the excitement is missing . Return to Never Land is reliable Return to Never Land is reliable , standard Disney animated fare , with enough creative energy and wit to entertain all ages . Return to Never Land may be another shameless attempt by Disney to rake in dough from baby boomer families Return to Never Land may be another shameless attempt by Disney to rake in dough from baby boomer families , Return to Never Land may be another shameless attempt by Disney to rake in dough from baby boomer families , but Return to Never Land may be another shameless attempt by Disney to rake in dough from baby boomer families , but it's not half-bad . Return to Neverland manages to straddle the line between another classic for the company Return to Neverland manages to straddle the line between another classic for the company and Return to Neverland manages to straddle the line between another classic for the company and just another run-of-the-mill Disney sequel intended for the home video market Return to Neverland manages to straddle the line between another classic for the company and just another run-of-the-mill Disney sequel intended for the home video market . Return to Neverland never manages to take us to that elusive , lovely place where we suspend our disbelief Returning aggressively to his formula of dimwitted comedy and even dimmer characters Returning director Rob Minkoff ... and screenwriter Bruce Joel Rubin Returning director Rob Minkoff ... and screenwriter Bruce Joel Rubin ... have done a fine job of updating White's dry wit to a new age . Reveals how important our special talents can be when put in service of of others Reveals how important our special talents can be when put in service of of others . Reveals how important our special talents can be when put in service of of others . It also shows how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them . Revenge : Revolution # 9 proves to be a compelling Rewarding Rewarding . Reyes ' directorial debut has good things to offer Reyes ' directorial debut has good things to offer , Reyes ' directorial debut has good things to offer , but ultimately it's undone by a sloppy script Rice is too pedestrian a filmmaker to bring any edge or personality to The Rising Place that would set it apart from other Deep South stories . Rice never clearly defines his characters or gives us a reason to care about them . Rich Rich in atmosphere of the post-war art world Rich in atmosphere of the post-war art world , it manages to instruct without reeking of research library dust . Rich in detail , gorgeously shot and beautifully Rich in detail , gorgeously shot and beautifully acted Rich in shadowy metaphor Rich in shadowy metaphor and as sharp as a samurai sword Rich in shadowy metaphor and as sharp as a samurai sword , Jiang Wen's Devils on the Doorstep is a wartime farce in the alternately comic and gut-wrenching style of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut . Richard Pryor mined his personal horrors and came up with a treasure chest of material , Richard Pryor mined his personal horrors and came up with a treasure chest of material , but Richard Pryor mined his personal horrors and came up with a treasure chest of material , but Lawrence gives us mostly fool's gold . Richly Richly entertaining and suggestive Richly entertaining and suggestive of any number of metaphorical readings Richly entertaining and suggestive of any number of metaphorical readings . Rick Ridiculous Rife with nutty cliches and far too much dialogue Rife with nutty cliches and far too much dialogue . Rife with the rueful , wry humor springing out of Yiddish culture and language Rife with the rueful , wry humor springing out of Yiddish culture and language . Rifkin's references are ... impeccable throughout . Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr . , Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr . , but Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr . , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr . , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script ; Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr . , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script ; it's simply crude and unrelentingly exploitative Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr . , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script ; it's simply crude and unrelentingly exploitative . Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr. , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr. , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script ; Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr. , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script ; it's simply crude and unrelentingly exploitative Rifkin no doubt fancies himself something of a Hubert Selby Jr. , but there isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script ; it's simply crude and unrelentingly exploitative . Right now , they're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination . Ringu is a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ringu is a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film . Rises Rises ) Rising Ritchie's film is easier to swallow than Wertmuller's polemical allegory , but it's self-defeatingly decorous Ritchie's film is easier to swallow than Wertmuller's polemical allegory , but it's self-defeatingly decorous . Ritchie may not have a novel thought in his head Road Trip Road to Perdition does display greatness Road to Perdition does display greatness , and Road to Perdition does display greatness , and it's worth seeing Road to Perdition does display greatness , and it's worth seeing . Road to Perdition does display greatness , and it's worth seeing . But Road to Perdition does display greatness , and it's worth seeing . But it also comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won Rob Schneider's infantile cross-dressing routines Rob Schneider's infantile cross-dressing routines fill The Hot Chick , the latest gimmick from this unimaginative comedian . Rob Schneider , Dana Carvey and Sarah Michelle Gellar in The Philadelphia Story ? David Spade as Citizen Kane Rob Schneider actually turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl Robert Altman's lesser works Robert De Niro can't make this movie anything more than a trashy cop buddy comedy Robert De Niro performance Robert De Niro singing - and dancing to - West Side Story show tunes Robert Duvall Robert Harmon's less-is-more approach Robert Harmon's less-is-more approach delivers real bump-in - the-night chills Robert Harmon's less-is-more approach delivers real bump-in - the-night chills -- Robert Harmon's less-is-more approach delivers real bump-in - the-night chills -- his greatest triumph is keeping the creepy crawlies hidden in the film's thick shadows Robert Harmon's less-is-more approach delivers real bump-in - the-night chills -- his greatest triumph is keeping the creepy crawlies hidden in the film's thick shadows . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and steals the show . Robert Rodriguez adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking . Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio is an astonishingly bad film . Robin Tunney Robin Williams , Death to Smoochy Robin Williams has thankfully ditched the saccharine sentimentality of Bicentennial Man in favour of an altogether darker side . Robinson's web of suspense Robinson's web of suspense matches the page-turning frenzy that Clancy creates . Robinson complex founders Robinson complex founders on its own preciousness -- and Robinson complex founders on its own preciousness -- and squanders its beautiful women Robinson complex founders on its own preciousness -- and squanders its beautiful women . Rock's stand-up magic Rock's stand-up magic wanes . Rock's stand-up magic wanes . Hopkins , squarely fills the screen Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins Rock solid family fun Rock solid family fun out Rock solid family fun out of the gates Rock solid family fun out of the gates , Rock solid family fun out of the gates , extremely imaginative through out Rock solid family fun out of the gates , extremely imaginative through out , but wanes in the middle Rocky and Rodan is out of his league Rodrigues's Rodrigues's beast-within metaphor is ultimately rather silly and overwrought , making the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative . Rodriguez does a splendid job of racial profiling Hollywood style -- casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- a trend long overdue . Rodriguez has the chops of a smart-aleck film school brat and the imagination of a big kid ... Roger Dodger is one of the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men . Roger Michell ( '' Notting Hill `` ) directs a morality thriller . '' Roger Michell , best known for the superfluous Notting Hill Roger Michell , who did an appealing job directing Persuasion and Notting Hill in England Roger Michell , who did an appealing job directing Persuasion and Notting Hill in England , Roger the sad cad that really gives the film its oomph Rohmer's drama builds to an intense indoor drama about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love in the face of political corruption Rohmer's talky films fascinate me Rohmer , now 82 , to find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago Rohmer fashions the sort of delicate , articulate character - and - relationship study he's favored for decades . Rohmer still has a sense of his audience Roland's Rollerball IS as bad as you think , and worse than you can imagine . Rollerball left us cold Roman Coppola's brief pretentious period Roman Coppola may never become the filmmaker his Dad was , but heck -- few filmmakers will Roman Coppola may never become the filmmaker his Dad was , but heck -- few filmmakers will . But Roman Coppola may never become the filmmaker his Dad was , but heck -- few filmmakers will . But based on CQ , I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project Roman Coppola may never become the filmmaker his Dad was , but heck -- few filmmakers will . But based on CQ , I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project . Roman Polanski's autobiographical gesture at redemption is better than ` Shindler's List ' Roman Polanski's autobiographical gesture at redemption is better than ` Shindler's List ' - Roman Polanski's autobiographical gesture at redemption is better than ` Shindler's List ' - it is more than merely a Holocaust movie Roman Polanski's autobiographical gesture at redemption is better than ` Shindler's List ' - it is more than merely a Holocaust movie . Roman Polanski directs The Pianist like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion . Roman Polanski may have been born to make Romanek's themes are every bit as distinctive as his visuals . Romanek's themes are every bit as distinctive as his visuals . Beyond the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork Romanek keeps adding flourishes -- artsy fantasy sequences -- that simply feel wrong . Romanek keeps adding flourishes -- artsy fantasy sequences -- that simply feel wrong . They cheapen the overall effect . Romantic Romantic , riveting and handsomely Romantic , riveting and handsomely animated . Romantic comedy Romantic comedy and Dogme 95 filmmaking may seem odd bedfellows Romantic comedy and Dogme 95 filmmaking may seem odd bedfellows , but they turn out to be delightfully compatible here Romantic comedy and Dogme 95 filmmaking may seem odd bedfellows , but they turn out to be delightfully compatible here . Romeo and Juliet\/West Side Story territory , where it plainly has no business going Romething's really wrong with this ricture ! Romijn-Stamos Ron Howard's Apollo 13 in the IMAX format Rose's film Rose's film , true to its source material Rose's film , true to its source material , Rosenthal ( Halloween II ) Rosenthal ( Halloween II ) seems to have forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense . Ross's Rouge is less about a superficial midlife crisis than it is about the need to stay in touch with your own skin , at 18 or 80 . Roussillon providing comic relief Routine Rowling's phenomenal fantasy Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers , Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers , this second go-round Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers , this second go-round possesses a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude . Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics Rubbo's humorously tendentious intervention into the who-wrote-Shakespeare controversy . Rubbo runs through a remarkable amount of material in the film's short 90 minutes . Rugrats Ruh-roh ! Romething's really wrong with this ricture ! Rules expecting a slice of American Pie hijinks starring the kid from Dawson's Creek Rumor Rumor , a muddled drama about coming to terms with death , Rumor , a muddled drama about coming to terms with death , feels impersonal , almost generic . Run for your lives Run for your lives ! RunTelDat is something of a triumph . Runs on the pure adrenalin Runs on the pure adrenalin of Pacino's performance Runs on the pure adrenalin of Pacino's performance . Rusi Vulakoro Russell and Dreyfus are a romantic pairing of hearts Russell lacks the visual panache , the comic touch , and perhaps the budget of Sommers's title-bout features . Russian Ark is a new treasure of the Hermitage . Russian Ark is mesmerizing . Russian Ark marks a cinematic milestone . Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement Ryan Gosling ( Murder By Numbers ) delivers a magnetic performance . Ryan Gosling ( Murder by Numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative Ryan Gosling ... is at 22 a powerful young actor . Ryan Gosling is , in a word , brilliant as the conflicted Daniel . Ryanovich Rymer doesn't trust laughs -- and doesn't conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects . S&M S1M0NE's satire is not subtle S1M0NE's satire is not subtle , S1M0NE's satire is not subtle , but S1M0NE's satire is not subtle , but it is effective S1M0NE's satire is not subtle , but it is effective . S1M0NE's satire is not subtle , but it is effective . It's a quirky , off-beat project ... SC2 is an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit SC2 is an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit , SC2 is an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit , yet SC2 is an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit , yet it's geared toward an audience full of masters of both SC2 is an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit , yet it's geared toward an audience full of masters of both . SNL '' has-been SONNY needs to overcome gaps in character development and story logic SOOOOO tired SOOOOO tired . Pair SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing Sacre bleu ! ' Sacrifices the value of its wealth of archival foot-age with its less-than-objective stance Sad nonsense Sad nonsense , Sad nonsense , this Sad nonsense , this . Sad nonsense , this . But Sad nonsense , this . But not without cheesy fun factor Sad to say Sad to say -- Sad to say -- it accurately reflects the rage and alienation that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people . Saddled Saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles Saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles , Saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles , but the payoff is powerful and revelatory Saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles , but the payoff is powerful and revelatory . Sade achieves the near-impossible Sade achieves the near-impossible : Sade achieves the near-impossible : It turns the Marquis de Sade into a dullard Sade achieves the near-impossible : It turns the Marquis de Sade into a dullard . Sadly Sadly , Full Frontal plays like the work of a dilettante . Sadly , ` Garth ' hasn't progressed as nicely as ` Wayne . ' Sadly , as Blood Work proves , that was a long , long time ago . Sadly , though many of the actors throw off a spark or two when they first appear , they can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction . Safe Conduct , however ambitious and well-intentioned , Safe Conduct is anything but languorous . Safe Conduct is so rich with period minutiae it's like dying and going to celluloid heaven . Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition Saigon in 1952 . That's its first sign of trouble Salma Hayek has a feel for the character at all stages of her life Salma goes native and she's never been better in this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon Salma goes native and she's never been better in this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon . Salton Sea surprisingly engrossing Sam Jones became a very lucky filmmaker the day Sam Mendes Same song , Same song , second verse Same song , second verse , coulda been better , but it coulda Same song , second verse , coulda been better , but it coulda been worse Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success Samuel L. Jackson Samuel L. Jackson is one of the best actors there is . San Francisco's most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads Sand's masculine persona Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , takes form Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth Sand and Musset are worth particular attention Sandler Sandler's many talents Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor Sandler , who also executive produces , has made a film that makes previous vehicles look smart and sassy . Sandler doesn't understand that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself . Sandler is losing his touch Sandler running on empty , repeating what he's already done way too often Sandra Bullock , despite downplaying her good looks , carries a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff . Sandra Bullock and Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant make a great team Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant make a great team , Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant make a great team , but Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant make a great team , but this predictable romantic comedy should get a pink slip Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant make a great team , but this predictable romantic comedy should get a pink slip . Santa Clause 2 ' is wondrously creative . Santa bumps up against 21st century reality so hard Santa gives gifts to grownups Santa weigh down the plot so heavily that they drain all the film of its energy and needlessly strain credibility Sara Sugarman's whimsical comedy Sara Sugarman's whimsical comedy Very Annie-Mary Sara Sugarman's whimsical comedy Very Annie-Mary but not Sara Sugarman's whimsical comedy Very Annie-Mary but not enough Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic , Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic , and Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic , and nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic , and nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness . Sarandon , who couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron Satan is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise 24\/7 . Satin Rouge is not a new , or inventive , journey Satin Rouge is not a new , or inventive , journey , Satin Rouge is not a new , or inventive , journey , but Satin Rouge is not a new , or inventive , journey , but it's encouraging to see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity Satin Rouge is not a new , or inventive , journey , but it's encouraging to see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity . Satisfyingly Satisfyingly scarifying Satisfyingly scarifying , Satisfyingly scarifying , fresh Satisfyingly scarifying , fresh and Satisfyingly scarifying , fresh and old-fashioned at the same time Satisfyingly scarifying , fresh and old-fashioned at the same time . Saturday Night Live-style parody , '70s Blaxploitation films and goofball action comedy Saved Saved from being merely way-cool by a basic , credible compassion Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . Saving Ryan's Privates Savvy director Robert J . Siegel Savvy director Robert J . Siegel and Savvy director Robert J . Siegel and his co-writers Savvy director Robert J . Siegel and his co-writers keep the story subtle and us in suspense . Savvy director Robert J. Siegel and Savvy director Robert J. Siegel and his co-writers Savvy director Robert J. Siegel and his co-writers keep the story subtle and us in suspense . Say It Isn't So Sayles ' smart wordplay and clever plot contrivances Sayles ' smart wordplay and clever plot contrivances are as sharp as ever , though they may be overshadowed by some strong performances . Sayles ... once again strands his superb performers in the same old story . Sayles has a knack for casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors . Sayles has an eye for the ways people of different ethnicities talk to and about others outside the group . Scarcely worth Scarcely worth a mention Scarcely worth a mention apart from reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres Scarcely worth a mention apart from reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres graced with its company . Scarface . That's a cheat Scarlet Diva Scene-by-scene , things happen , but you'd be hard-pressed to say what or why Schaefer's ... determination to inject farcical raunch Schaefer's ... determination to inject farcical raunch ... drowns out the promise of the romantic angle . Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , and Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , and the characters ' quirks and foibles never jell into charm Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , and the characters ' quirks and foibles never jell into charm . Schaeffer's quiver of ineptitudes Schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies Schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , Schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , and Schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , and it might as well be the resuscitation of the middle-aged character Schaeffer isn't in this film , which may be why it works as well as it does . Schaeffer should follow his titular advice Schepisi , aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) Schepisi , aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) , Schepisi , aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) , has succeeded beyond all expectation . Schepisi , aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) , Schepisi , aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) , has succeeded beyond all expectation . Scherfig's light-hearted profile Scherfig's light-hearted profile of emotional desperation Scherfig's light-hearted profile of emotional desperation is achingly honest and delightfully cheeky . Scherfig , the writer-director Scherfig , the writer-director , has made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Scherfig , the writer-director , has made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar . Scherfig , who has had a successful career in TV Scherfig , who has had a successful career in TV , tackles more than she can handle . Scherfig tosses us a romantic scenario that is just as simplistic as a Hollywood production . Schiffer Schindler's Schmaltzy and unfunny Schneider's mugging is relentless and his constant need to suddenly transpose himself into another character undermines the story's continuity and progression Schneider's performance is so fine Schneider is no Steve Martin Schneidermeister ... Makin ' a fool of himself Schneidermeister ... Makin ' a fool of himself ... Schneidermeister ... Makin ' a fool of himself ... Losin ' his fan base Schneidermeister ... Makin ' a fool of himself ... Losin ' his fan base ... Schnieder Schnieder bounces around with limp wrists , wearing tight tummy tops and hip huggers , twirling his hair on his finger and assuming that's enough to sustain laughs ... Schnitzler does a fine job contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past . Schnitzler does a fine job contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past . ' Schrader aims to present an unflinching look at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness . Schrader examines Crane's decline with unblinking candor . Schrader relies on subtle ironies and visual devices to convey point of view . Schumacher does probably as good a job as anyone at bringing off the Hopkins\/Rock collision of acting styles and onscreen personas Schwartzman , who's shot himself in the foot Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders Schweiger is ) talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists . Schweiger is -RRB- talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists . Schwentke were fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story Schütte's dramatic snapshot Schütte's dramatic snapshot of the artist three days before his death offers an interesting bit of speculation as to the issues Brecht faced as his life drew to a close . Scoob Scoob and Shag don't eat enough during the film . ' Scooby -- you'll love this movie . Scooby Doo is surely everything its fans are hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation . Scooby Dooby Doo \ \/ And Shaggy too \ Scooby Dumb Scooby-Doo doesn't know if it wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick . Scores a few points Scores no points Scores no points for originality , wit , or intelligence Scores no points for originality , wit , or intelligence . It's a cookie-cutter movie , a cut-and-paste job . Scorsese's Mean Streets redone by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot Scorsese's best in more than a decade Scorsese's bold images Scorsese's bold images and generally smart casting Scorsese's bold images and generally smart casting ensure that '' Gangs '' is never lethargic Scorsese's bold images and generally smart casting ensure that `` Gangs '' is never lethargic Scorsese at his best Scorsese at his best makes gangster films that are equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent Scorsese at his best makes gangster films that are equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent ; Scotland , PA . blurs the line between black comedy and black hole . Scotland , PA is entirely too straight-faced to transcend its clever concept . Scotland , PA would be forgettable if it weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play . Scotland , Pa . is a strangely drab romp . Some studio pizazz might have helped . Scotland looks wonderful Scotland looks wonderful , Scotland looks wonderful , the fans are often funny fanatics Scotland looks wonderful , the fans are often funny fanatics , Scotland looks wonderful , the fans are often funny fanatics , the showdown sure beats a bad day of golf Scotland looks wonderful , the fans are often funny fanatics , the showdown sure beats a bad day of golf . Scott's charismatic Roger and Scott's convincing portrayal Scott's convincing portrayal of Roger the sad cad that really gives the film its oomph Scott Baio is turning in some delightful work on indie projects . Scott delivers a terrific performance in this fascinating portrait of a modern Lothario . Scottish comedy Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary Scratch for a lesson in scratching Scratch is great fun , full of the kind of energy it's documenting . Screenwriter Chris ver Weil's directing debut is good-natured and never dull Screenwriter Chris ver Weil's directing debut is good-natured and never dull , Screenwriter Chris ver Weil's directing debut is good-natured and never dull , but Screenwriter Chris ver Weil's directing debut is good-natured and never dull , but its virtues are small and easily overshadowed by its predictability Screenwriter Dan Schneider and director Shawn Levy Screenwriter Dan Schneider and director Shawn Levy substitute volume and primary colors for humor and bite . Screenwriting 101 class Screenwriting award Sea's Seagal Seagal , who looks more like Danny Aiello these days Seagal , who looks more like Danny Aiello these days , mumbles his way through the movie . Seagal appeared in an orange prison jumpsuit Seagal is painfully foolish in trying to hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory . Seagal ran out of movies years ago Seagal ran out of movies years ago , Seagal ran out of movies years ago , and Seagal ran out of movies years ago , and this is just the proof Seagal ran out of movies years ago , and this is just the proof . Search Search it out Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting Secret Ballot is a funny , puzzling movie ambiguous enough to be engaging and oddly moving . Secretary Secretary '' is owned by its costars , Spader Secretary '' is owned by its costars , Spader and Secretary '' is owned by its costars , Spader and Gyllenhaal . Secretary '' is owned by its costars , Spader and Gyllenhaal . Maggie G . makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and eats up the screen Secretary '' is owned by its costars , Spader and Gyllenhaal . Maggie G . makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and eats up the screen . Secretary is a genial romance that maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips into pop Freudianism . Secretary is just too original to be ignored . Secretary is not a movie about fetishism . It is a movie about passion . Secretary manages a neat trick , bundling the flowers of perversity , comedy and romance into a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie . Secretary stays in your head and makes you question your own firmly held positions . Secretary takes the most unexpected material and handles it in the most unexpected way . See Clockstoppers See Clockstoppers if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . See Clockstoppers if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . But be warned , you too may feel time has decided to stand still . See Clockstoppers if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . But be warned , you too may feel time has decided to stand still . Or that the battery on your watch has died . See Scratch for the history , see Scratch for the music , see Scratch for a lesson in scratching , but , most of all , see it for the passion . See it See it . See it . See it for his performance if nothing else See it for his performance if nothing else . See it now See it now , Seeing Seinfeld at home Seeing Seinfeld at home as he watches his own appearance on Letterman with a clinical eye Seeing as the film lacks momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable Seeing as the film lacks momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable , the director's experiment is a successful one . Seeks to transcend its genre with a curiously stylized , quasi-Shakespearean portrait of pure misogynist evil . Seemingly Seemingly a vehicle to showcase the Canadian's inane ramblings Seemingly a vehicle to showcase the Canadian's inane ramblings , Stealing Harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore . Seemingly a vehicle to showcase the Canadian's inane ramblings , Stealing Harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore . Seemingly disgusted with the lazy material and the finished product's unshapely look Seemingly disgusted with the lazy material and the finished product's unshapely look , director Fisher Stevens inexplicably dips key moments from the film in Waking Life water colors . Seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , as Happiness was Seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , as Happiness was ... Seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , as Happiness was ... Hence , Storytelling is far more appealing . Seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool Seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool , Seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool , and Seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool , and it's a sad , sick sight Seems content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool , and it's a sad , sick sight . Seems like someone going through the motions Seems like someone going through the motions . Seems like something American and European gay movies were doing 20 years ago . Seen in that light Seen in that light , Moonlight Mile should strike a nerve in many . Seinfeld's real life is boring Seldahl and Wollter's sterling performances Self-congratulatory Sen as a filmmaker of considerable potential Senegalese updating of `` Carmen '' which is best for the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai Sensation Sensitive , Sensitive , insightful and beautifully rendered film . One of the best of the year Sensitive , insightful and beautifully rendered film . One of the best of the year . Sensitive ensemble performances Sensitive ensemble performances and Sensitive ensemble performances and good period reconstruction Sensitive ensemble performances and good period reconstruction add up to a moving tragedy with some buoyant human moments . Sensitive though not quite revelatory documentary Sensual Sensual , Sensual , funny and , in the end , very touching Sensual , funny and , in the end , very touching . Serious Serious and thoughtful Serious and thoughtful . Serious movie-goers embarking upon this journey Serious movie-goers embarking upon this journey will find that The Road to Perdition leads to a satisfying destination . Seriously , rent the Disney version . Serry's ability to take what is essentially a contained family conflict and put it into a much larger historical context Serry does a fine job of capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly , relating it to what is happening in America in 2002 . But hard-to-believe plot twists force the movie off track in its final half hour . Serviceable at best , slightly less Serviceable at best , slightly less than serviceable at worst Serving Sara '' hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff Serving Sara doesn't distinguish itself from the herd Serving Sara is little more than a mall movie designed to kill time . Serving Sara should be served an eviction notice at every theater stuck with it . Set in a 1986 Harlem that doesn't look much like anywhere in New York Set in a 1986 Harlem that doesn't look much like anywhere in New York . Sets animation back 30 years , musicals back 40 years and Judaism back at least 50 . Sets up a nice concept for its fiftysomething leading ladies Sets up a nice concept for its fiftysomething leading ladies , but fails loudly in execution Seven rip-off Several degrees Several degrees shy of the gross-out contests one Several of Steven Soderbergh's earlier films were hailed as the works of an artist Several of Steven Soderbergh's earlier films were hailed as the works of an artist . Several of Steven Soderbergh's earlier films were hailed as the works of an artist . Sadly , Full Frontal plays like the work of a dilettante . Several uninteresting , unlikeable people Several uninteresting , unlikeable people do bad things to and with each other in '' Unfaithful Several uninteresting , unlikeable people do bad things to and with each other in '' Unfaithful . Several uninteresting , unlikeable people do bad things to and with each other in '' Unfaithful . '' Several uninteresting , unlikeable people do bad things to and with each other in '' Unfaithful . '' Why anyone who is not a character in this movie should care is beyond me Several uninteresting , unlikeable people do bad things to and with each other in '' Unfaithful . '' Why anyone who is not a character in this movie should care is beyond me . Several uninteresting , unlikeable people do bad things to and with each other in `` Unfaithful . '' Sewer rats Sewer rats could watch this movie and be so skeeved out that they'd need a shower . Sex Sex With Strangers is fascinating ... Sex With Strangers will shock many with its unblinking frankness . But what is missing from it all is a moral . What is the filmmakers ' point ? Why did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery Sex and Lucia is so alluring Sex ironically has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler . Sex is one of those films that aims to confuse . Sex with Strangers Sex with Strangers is a success . Sexy Beast Sexy and Sexy and romantic Sexy and romantic . Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops Shadyac , who belongs with the damned for perpetrating Patch Adams Shadyac shoots his film like an M . Night Shyamalan movie Shadyac shoots his film like an M . Night Shyamalan movie , and he frequently maintains the same snail's pace Shadyac shoots his film like an M . Night Shyamalan movie , and he frequently maintains the same snail's pace ; Shadyac shoots his film like an M . Night Shyamalan movie , and he frequently maintains the same snail's pace ; he just forgot to add any genuine tension Shadyac shoots his film like an M . Night Shyamalan movie , and he frequently maintains the same snail's pace ; he just forgot to add any genuine tension . Shadyac shoots his film like an M. Night Shyamalan movie , and he frequently maintains the same snail's pace Shadyac shoots his film like an M. Night Shyamalan movie , and he frequently maintains the same snail's pace ; Shafer's feature doesn't offer much in terms of plot or acting . Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb Shakespeare Shakespeare's Macbeth Shakespeare's better known tragedies Shakespeare's eloquent language Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- Shaky close-ups of turkey-on-rolls , stubbly chins , liver spots , red noses and the filmmakers new bobbed Shallow Shallow , noisy and pretentious Shallow , noisy and pretentious . Shallow . Shame Shame on writer\/director Vicente Aranda Shame on writer\/director Vicente Aranda for making a florid biopic about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery so dull Shame on writer\/director Vicente Aranda for making a florid biopic about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery so dull . Shamelessly Shanghai Ghetto , much stranger than any fiction , brings this unknown slice of history affectingly to life . Shanghai Ghetto may not be as dramatic as Roman Polanski's The Pianist , but Shanghai Ghetto may not be as dramatic as Roman Polanski's The Pianist , but its compassionate spirit soars every bit as high Shanghai Ghetto may not be as dramatic as Roman Polanski's The Pianist , but its compassionate spirit soars every bit as high . Shanghai Ghetto should be applauded for finding a new angle on a tireless story Shanghai Ghetto should be applauded for finding a new angle on a tireless story , Shanghai Ghetto should be applauded for finding a new angle on a tireless story , but you might want to think twice before booking passage Shankman ... and screenwriter Karen Janszen bungle their way through the narrative as if it were a series of Bible parables and not an actual story . Sharp Sharp , Sharp , lively , funny and ultimately sobering film Sharp edges and a deep vein of sadness Sharp edges and a deep vein of sadness run through its otherwise comic narrative . Shatner is probably the funniest person in the film , which gives you an idea just how bad it was . Shattering , devastating documentary on two maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral . Shattering , devastating documentary on two maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral . Extraordinary debut from Josh Koury Shattering , devastating documentary on two maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral . Extraordinary debut from Josh Koury . She's a pretty woman She's a pretty woman , She's a pretty woman , but she's no working girl She's all-powerful , a voice for a pop-cyber culture that feeds on her Bjorkness . She's as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , absolutely right in her stinging social observations . She allows each character to confront their problems openly and honestly . She boxes these women's souls right open for us . She is a lioness She is a lioness , She is a lioness , protecting her cub , and he a reluctant villain She is a lioness , protecting her cub , and he a reluctant villain , She is a lioness , protecting her cub , and he a reluctant villain , incapable of controlling his crew . She may not be real She may not be real , but the laughs are She may not be real , but the laughs are . She nearly glows with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit . Sheds light Sheds light on a subject few are familiar with , and makes you care about music you may not have heard before . Shekhar Kapur Sheridan's take on the author's schoolboy memoir ... is a rather toothless take on a hard young life Sheridan's take on the author's schoolboy memoir ... is a rather toothless take on a hard young life . Sheridan had a wonderful account to work from Sheridan had a wonderful account to work from , Sheridan had a wonderful account to work from , but , curiously , he waters it down , turning grit and vulnerability into light reading Sheridan had a wonderful account to work from , but , curiously , he waters it down , turning grit and vulnerability into light reading . Sheridan has settled for a lugubrious romance Sheridan is painfully bad , a fourth-rate Jim Carrey who doesn't understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb . Sheridan seems terrified of the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its élan , humor , bile , and irony . Shindler Shiner Shiner can certainly go the distance , but isn't world championship material Shining Shinya Tsukamoto's Iron Man Shiri is a must for genre fans . Shiri is an action film that delivers on the promise of excitement Shiri is an action film that delivers on the promise of excitement , Shiri is an action film that delivers on the promise of excitement , but it also has a strong dramatic and emotional pull that gradually sneaks up on the audience Shiri is an action film that delivers on the promise of excitement , but it also has a strong dramatic and emotional pull that gradually sneaks up on the audience . Shore awful . Short Cuts Short and sweet Short and sweet , but also more than anything else slight ... Tadpole pulls back from the consequences of its own actions and revelations . Short-story quaint Short-story quaint , touchingly mending a child's pain for his dead mother via communication with an old woman straight out of Eudora Welty Short-story quaint , touchingly mending a child's pain for his dead mother via communication with an old woman straight out of Eudora Welty . Shot in rich , shadowy black-and-white , Devils chronicles Shot in rich , shadowy black-and-white , Devils chronicles , with increasingly amused irony , the relationship between reluctant captors and befuddled captives . Shot largely in small rooms , the film has a gentle , unforced intimacy that never becomes claustrophobic . Shot like a postcard Shot like a postcard and Shot like a postcard and overacted with all the boozy self-indulgence that brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors Shot like a postcard and overacted with all the boozy self-indulgence that brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors ... Should Pay Nine Bucks for This Should Pay Nine Bucks for This : Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike . Should have been worth cheering as a breakthrough but is devoid of wit and humor . Should have gone straight to video Should have gone straight to video . Should have gone straight to video . It looks like an action movie , but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such . Shouldn't have been allowed to use the word '' new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie Shouldn't have been allowed to use the word '' new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie . Shouldn't have been allowed to use the word `` new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie Shouldn't have been allowed to use the word `` new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie . Show me the mugging Shows moments of promise Shows moments of promise but Shows moments of promise but ultimately succumbs to cliches and pat storytelling Shows moments of promise but ultimately succumbs to cliches and pat storytelling . Shows that Jackie Chan is getting older , and that's something I would rather live in denial about Showtime's starry cast Showtime's starry cast could be both an asset and a detriment . Those who trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr . De Niro . Showtime's uninspired send-up Showtime's uninspired send-up of TV cop show cliches Showtime's uninspired send-up of TV cop show cliches mostly leaves him shooting blanks Showtime deserves the hook . Showtime eventually folds under its own thinness . Showtime is a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation . Showtime is crammed full of them Showtime isn't particularly assaultive , but it can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again Showtime isn't particularly assaultive , but it can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again . Showtime is nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while . Showtime is nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while . Before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway . Showtime is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome . Showtime the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season Shrek Shreve's graceful dual narrative Shreve's graceful dual narrative gets clunky on the screen , Shreve's graceful dual narrative gets clunky on the screen , and Shreve's graceful dual narrative gets clunky on the screen , and we keep getting torn away from the compelling historical tale to a less-compelling soap opera Shreve's graceful dual narrative gets clunky on the screen , and we keep getting torn away from the compelling historical tale to a less-compelling soap opera . Shreve's novel proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast . Shrewd Shrewd but pointless Shrewd but pointless . Shunji Iwai's All About Lily Chou Chou is a beautifully shot , but ultimately flawed film about growing up in Japan . Shyamalan's gifts Shyamalan's gifts , Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project Shyamalan offers copious hints along the way -- myriad signs , if you will -- that beneath the familiar , funny surface is a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one in which little green men come to Earth for harvesting purposes . Shyamalan should stop trying to please his mom . Shyamalan takes a potentially trite and overused concept ( aliens come to Earth ) and infuses it into a rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy tale of hidden invasion . Sia Sia lacks visual flair . Sia lacks visual flair . But Sia lacks visual flair . But Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them Sia lacks visual flair . But Kouyate elicits strong performances from his cast , and he delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them . Side of Heaven '' appalling Side of Heaven '' appalling '' Significantly better Significantly better than its 2002 children's - movie competition Significantly better than its 2002 children's - movie competition . Signs is a good film Signs is a good film , Signs is a good film , and Signs is a good film , and it is Signs is a tribute to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project . Signs is just another unoriginal run of the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype . Silberling also , to a certain extent , trivializes the movie with too many nervous gags and pratfalls . Silberling had the best intentions here Sillier Sillier , cuter Sillier , cuter , Sillier , cuter , and Sillier , cuter , and shorter than the first ( as best I remember ) , but still a very good time at the cinema Sillier , cuter , and shorter than the first ( as best I remember ) , but still a very good time at the cinema . Silly , loud and goofy Silly stuff Silly stuff , all mixed up together like a term paper from a kid who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another Silly stuff , all mixed up together like a term paper from a kid who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another . Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film Simone '' is a fun Simone '' is a fun and Simone '' is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality Simone '' is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality . Simone , Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire Simone , Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire , Simone , Andrew Niccol's brilliant anti-Hollywood satire , has a wickedly eccentric enchantment to it . Simone is not a bad film . Simple , poignant and leavened Simple , poignant and leavened with humor Simple , poignant and leavened with humor , it's a film that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship . Simplistic , silly and tedious Simplistic , silly and tedious . Simplistic fluff-ball Simplistic fluff-ball of whimsy Simply Simply a re-hash of the other seven films Simply a re-hash of the other seven films . Simply and eloquently Simply and eloquently articulates the tangled feelings of particular New Yorkers deeply touched by an unprecedented tragedy . Simply put , `` Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . Simply put , there should have been a more compelling excuse to pair Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn . Simultaneously heart-breaking and very funny Simultaneously heart-breaking and very funny , The Last Kiss is really all about performances . Simultaneously heartbreakingly beautiful Simultaneously heartbreakingly beautiful and Simultaneously heartbreakingly beautiful and exquisitely sad Since Dahmer resorts to standard slasher flick thrills when it should be most in the mind of the killer Since Dahmer resorts to standard slasher flick thrills when it should be most in the mind of the killer , it misses a major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche . Since when did dumb entertainment Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb Singer\/composer Bryan Adams contributes a slew of songs -- a few potential hits , a few more simply intrusive to the story -- but the whole package certainly captures the intended , er , spirit of the piece Singer\/composer Bryan Adams contributes a slew of songs -- a few potential hits , a few more simply intrusive to the story -- but the whole package certainly captures the intended , er , spirit of the piece . Sinks Sinks into the usual cafeteria goulash Sinks into the usual cafeteria goulash of fart jokes , masturbation jokes , and racist Japanese jokes Sinks so low in a poorly played game of absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters that even Freeman can't save it . Sir Anthony Hopkins Sir Anthony Hopkins saying ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer Sirk Sit through this one Sit through this one , Sit through this one , and you won't need a magic watch to stop time Sit through this one , and you won't need a magic watch to stop time ; Sits Sitting in the third row of the IMAX cinema at Sydney's Darling Harbour , but I sometimes felt as though I was in the tiny two seater plane that carried the giant camera around Australia , sweeping and gliding , banking and Sitting in the third row of the IMAX cinema at Sydney's Darling Harbour , but I sometimes felt as though I was in the tiny two seater plane that carried the giant camera around Australia , sweeping and gliding , banking and hovering over some of the most not Sitting through the last reel ( spoiler alert ! ) is significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration recount Sitting through the last reel ( spoiler alert ! ) is significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration recount his Halloween trip to the Haunted House Sitting through the last reel ( spoiler alert ! ) is significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration recount his Halloween trip to the Haunted House . Six Days Skillful Skillful as he is Skillfully Skillfully weaves both the elements of the plot and a powerfully evocative mood combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise . Skin Of Man gets a few cheap shocks from its kids-in-peril theatrics Skin Of Man gets a few cheap shocks from its kids-in-peril theatrics , but Skin Of Man gets a few cheap shocks from its kids-in-peril theatrics , but it also taps into the primal fears of young people trying to cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults Skin Of Man gets a few cheap shocks from its kids-in-peril theatrics , but it also taps into the primal fears of young people trying to cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults . Skin of Man , Heart of Beast feels unusually assured . Skins ' ) faults are easy to forgive because the intentions are lofty Skins has a desolate air Skins has a desolate air , but Eyre , a Native American raised by white parents , manages to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor Skins has a desolate air , but Eyre , a Native American raised by white parents , manages to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor . Skins has a right to yawp , and we have a right to our grains of salt Skins is heartfelt and achingly real . Skip the film Skip the film and Skip the film and buy the Philip Glass soundtrack CD Skip the film and buy the Philip Glass soundtrack CD . Skip this dreck Skip this dreck , Skip this dreck , rent Animal House Skip this dreck , rent Animal House and Skip this dreck , rent Animal House and go back to the source Skip this dreck , rent Animal House and go back to the source . Skip this turd Skip this turd and Skip this turd and pick your nose instead because you're sure to get more out of the latter experience Skip this turd and pick your nose instead because you're sure to get more out of the latter experience . Slack and Slack and uninspired , and peopled mainly by characters so unsympathetic that you're left with a sour taste in your mouth Slack and uninspired , and peopled mainly by characters so unsympathetic that you're left with a sour taste in your mouth . Slackers ' jokey approach Slackers ' jokey approach to college education Slackers ' jokey approach to college education is disappointingly simplistic -- the film's biggest problem -- Slackers ' jokey approach to college education is disappointingly simplistic -- the film's biggest problem -- and Slackers ' jokey approach to college education is disappointingly simplistic -- the film's biggest problem -- and there are no unforgettably stupid stunts or uproariously rude lines of dialogue to remember it by Slap Her Slap Her is a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up . Slap her Slap her - she's not funny Slap her - she's not funny ! Slap her - she's not funny ! No French people were harmed during the making of this movie Slap her - she's not funny ! No French people were harmed during the making of this movie , Slap her - she's not funny ! No French people were harmed during the making of this movie , but Slap her - she's not funny ! No French people were harmed during the making of this movie , but they were insulted and the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half Slap her - she's not funny ! No French people were harmed during the making of this movie , but they were insulted and the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half . Slap me Slap me , I saw this movie . Sleek Sleek and arty Sleek and arty . Sleeper Slick piece Slick piece of cross-promotion Slight but enjoyable documentary . Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell Sling Blade and South of Heaven , West of Hell Slob Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks Slow Slow , dry Slow , dry , Slow , silly and unintentionally Slow and ponderous , Slow and ponderous , but Rohmer's drama builds to an intense indoor drama about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love in the face of political corruption Slow and ponderous , but Rohmer's drama builds to an intense indoor drama about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love in the face of political corruption . Slowtime Sluggish Sluggish , Sluggish , tonally uneven Sluggish , tonally uneven . Sluggishly Sluggishly directed by episodic TV veteran Joe Zwick Sly , sophisticated and surprising Sly , sophisticated and surprising . Sly Stallone Smaller numbered kidlets will enjoy . Smart Smart , Smart , provocative Smart , provocative and Smart , provocative and blisteringly funny Smart , sassy interpretation of the Oscar Wilde play Smart , sassy interpretation of the Oscar Wilde play . Smart and Smart and alert Smart and alert , Thirteen Conversations About One Thing is a small gem . Smart and fun Smart and fun , but far more witty Smart and fun , but far more witty than it is wise Smart and fun , but far more witty than it is wise . Smart and taut Smart and taut . Smart science Smarter Smarter than its commercials make it seem . Smith's approach Smith's point Smith's point is simple and obvious -- people's homes are extensions of themselves , and particularly eccentric people have particularly eccentric living spaces -- Smith's point is simple and obvious -- people's homes are extensions of themselves , and particularly eccentric people have particularly eccentric living spaces -- but his subjects are charmers Smith examines the intimate , unguarded moments of folks who live in unusual homes -- which pop up in nearly every corner of the country . Smith finds amusing juxtapositions that justify his exercise . Smith is careful not to make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities . Instead , he shows them the respect they are due . Smith profiles five extraordinary American homes Smith profiles five extraordinary American homes , Smith profiles five extraordinary American homes , and Smith profiles five extraordinary American homes , and because the owners seem fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame , it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities Smoke Signals Smokers Only Smoochy Smothered Smothered by its own solemnity Smug Smug , artificial , ill-constructed and fatally overlong Smug , artificial , ill-constructed and fatally overlong ... Smug , artificial , ill-constructed and fatally overlong ... it never finds a consistent tone and lacks bite , degenerating into a pious , preachy soap opera Snide Snide and Snide and Prejudice Snide and Prejudice . Snipes is both a snore and utter tripe . Snoots will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , but rarely does an established filmmaker so ardently waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this . Snow Dogs deserves every single one of them Snow Dogs finds its humour in a black man getting humiliated by a pack of dogs who are smarter than him Snow White Snowball's cynicism to cut through the sugar coating . So aggressively cheery So aggressively cheery that Pollyana would reach for a barf bag . So beautifully acted and directed , it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him if he so chooses . So bland So bland and So bland and utterly forgettable So bland and utterly forgettable that it might as well have been titled Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy . So boring So boring that even its target audience talked all the way through it . So clichéd that , at one point , they literally upset an apple cart . So could young romantics out on a date . So devoid of any kind of intelligible story So devoid of pleasure or sensuality So devoid of pleasure or sensuality that it can not even be dubbed hedonistic . So exaggerated and broad So exaggerated and broad that it comes off as annoying rather than charming . So fiendishly cunning that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . So fiendishly cunning that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . Not to mention absolutely refreshed . So genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . So genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . It never is , not fully . So here it is : It's about a family of sour immortals So lazy and slipshod So many documentaries like this presuppose religious bigotry or zealous nuttiness of its antagonists So many documentaries like this presuppose religious bigotry or zealous nuttiness of its antagonists , but So many documentaries like this presuppose religious bigotry or zealous nuttiness of its antagonists , but Family Fundamentals displays a rare gift for unflinching impartiality So mind-numbingly awful that you hope Britney won't do it one more time , as far as movies are concerned . So much about the film is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened . So muddled , repetitive and ragged So muddled , repetitive and ragged that it says far less about the horrifying historical reality than about the filmmaker's characteristic style So muddled , repetitive and ragged that it says far less about the horrifying historical reality than about the filmmaker's characteristic style . So original in its base concept that you can not help but get caught up . So purely enjoyable that you might not even notice it's a fairly straightforward remake of Hollywood comedies such as Father of the Bride . So putrid it is not worth the price of the match that should be used to burn every print of the film . So refreshingly incisive So routine , familiar and predictable So stupid So stupid , So stupid , so ill-conceived So unique So unique and So unique and stubborn and charismatic So unremittingly awful So verbally flatfooted So verbally flatfooted and So verbally flatfooted and so emotionally predictable or bland So vivid So vivid a portrait So vivid a portrait of a woman So vivid a portrait of a woman consumed by lust and love and crushed by betrayal that it conjures up the intoxicating fumes and emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt . So we got Ten Little Indians meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober , filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat . So what is the point ? Lovingly choreographed bloodshed taking place in a pristine movie neverland , basically . So young , so smart Sodden Sodden and glum Sodden and glum , even in those moments where it's supposed to feel funny and light . Soderbergh's Solaris is a gorgeous and deceptively minimalist cinematic tone poem . Soderbergh's best films Soderbergh's best films , Soderbergh's best films , '' Erin Brockovich , '' Soderbergh's best films , `` Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , '' Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , '' `` Out of Sight '' Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , '' `` Out of Sight '' and Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , '' `` Out of Sight '' and `` Ocean's Eleven , '' Soderbergh's spectacular swing Soderbergh's spectacular swing for the fence yields only a spectacular whiff . Soderbergh , like Kubrick before him , may not touch the planet's skin , but understands the workings of its spirit . Soderbergh faithful Soderbergh isn't afraid to try any genre and to do it his own way . Soderbergh skims the fat from the 1972 film . Solaris '' is a shapeless inconsequential move relying on the viewer to do most of the work Solaris '' is a shapeless inconsequential move relying on the viewer to do most of the work . Solaris . With an emotional sterility to match its outer space setting Solaris is rigid and evasive in ways that Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , '' `` Out of Sight '' and `` Ocean's Eleven , '' never were . Soldiers ultimately achieves its main strategic objective : dramatizing the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation . Solid Solid , Solid , lump-in-the-throat family entertainment that derives its power by sticking to the facts Solondz is so intent on hammering home his message that he forgets to make it entertaining . Solondz is without doubt an artist of uncompromising vision , but that vision is beginning to feel , if not morally bankrupt , at least terribly monotonous . Solondz may be convinced that he has something significant to say , but Solondz may be convinced that he has something significant to say , but he isn't talking a talk that appeals to me Solondz may be convinced that he has something significant to say , but he isn't talking a talk that appeals to me . Solondz may well be the only one laughing at his own joke Solondzian satire and callow student film Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn ... Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn ... looking like the beaten , well-worn video box cover of seven years into the future Some Body ' will appeal to No One Some Body is a shaky , uncertain film that nevertheless touches a few raw nerves . Some Body often looks like an episode of the TV show Blind Date , only less technically proficient and without the pop-up comments . Some Body smacks of exhibitionism more than it does cathartic truth telling . Some Body will take you places you haven't been , and also places you have . Some Like It Some Like It Hot is like saying the sun rises in the east Some Like It Hot on the Hardwood proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny . Some actors have so much charisma that you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book . Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock are two such likeable actors . Some actors steal scenes . Tom Green just gives them a bad odor . Some actors steal scenes . Tom Green just gives them a bad odor . This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , Some actors steal scenes . Tom Green just gives them a bad odor . This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , but Some actors steal scenes . Tom Green just gives them a bad odor . This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , but he's the most obvious one Some actors steal scenes . Tom Green just gives them a bad odor . This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , but he's the most obvious one . Some are fascinating Some are fascinating and Some are fascinating and others are not Some are fascinating and others are not , and in the end , it is almost a good movie Some decent actors Some elements of it really blow the big one Some elements of it really blow the big one , Some elements of it really blow the big one , but Some episodes work , some don't . Some fine acting , but ultimately a movie with no reason for being . Some may choose to interpret the film's end as hopeful or optimistic but I think Payne is after something darker Some motion pictures portray ultimate passion ; others create ultimate thrills Some motion pictures portray ultimate passion ; others create ultimate thrills . Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance Some motion pictures portray ultimate passion ; others create ultimate thrills . Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance -- Some motion pictures portray ultimate passion ; others create ultimate thrills . Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance -- it's the sci-fi comedy spectacle as Whiffle-Ball epic Some movies are like a tasty hors-d'oeuvre Some movies are like a tasty hors-d'oeuvre ; this one is a feast Some movies blend together as they become distant memories . Mention '' Solaris '' five years from now and I'm sure those who saw it will have an opinion to share . Some movies can get by without being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes Some movies can get by without being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff . Stealing Harvard can't even do that much . Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth Some movies suck you in despite their flaws , Some movies suck you in despite their flaws , and Some movies suck you in despite their flaws , and Heaven is one such beast . Some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen Some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen , and some , like Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever , were made for the palm screen Some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen , and some , like Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever , were made for the palm screen . Some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen , and some , like Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever , were made for the palm screen Some movies were made for the big screen , some for the small screen , and some , like Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever , were made for the palm screen . Some of Seagal's action pictures Some of Seagal's action pictures are guilty pleasures Some of Seagal's action pictures are guilty pleasures , but this one is so formulaic that it seems to be on auto-pilot Some of it is clever Some of it is clever , Some of it is clever , but Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and , really , Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and , really , nobody in the viewing audience cares Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson , and , really , nobody in the viewing audience cares . Some of the computer animation is handsome Some of the computer animation is handsome , Some of the computer animation is handsome , and Some of the computer animation is handsome , and various amusing sidekicks add much-needed levity to the otherwise bleak tale , Some of the computer animation is handsome , and various amusing sidekicks add much-needed levity to the otherwise bleak tale , but Some of the computer animation is handsome , and various amusing sidekicks add much-needed levity to the otherwise bleak tale , but overall the film never rises above mediocrity . Some of the most inventive Some of the most inventive silliness you are likely to witness in a movie theatre for some time . Some of the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since '' Saving Private Ryan '' Some of the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since '' Saving Private Ryan '' have been recreated by John Woo in this little-known story of Native Americans and their role in the second great war . Some of the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since `` Saving Private Ryan '' Some of the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since `` Saving Private Ryan '' have been recreated by John Woo in this little-known story of Native Americans and their role in the second great war . Some of the visual flourishes Some of the visual flourishes are a little too obvious , but restrained and subtle storytelling Some of the visual flourishes are a little too obvious , but restrained and subtle storytelling , and fine performances make this delicate coming-of-age tale a treat Some of the visual flourishes are a little too obvious , but restrained and subtle storytelling , and fine performances make this delicate coming-of-age tale a treat . Some of their jokes work Some of their jokes work , but most fail miserably and in the end , Pumpkin is far more offensive than it is funny Some people march to the beat of a different drum Some people march to the beat of a different drum , and if you ever wondered what kind of houses those people live in , this documentary takes a look at 5 alternative housing options Some people march to the beat of a different drum , and if you ever wondered what kind of houses those people live in , this documentary takes a look at 5 alternative housing options . Some remarkable achival film Some remarkable achival film about how Shanghai ( of all places ) Some remarkable achival film about how Shanghai ( of all places ) served Jews who escaped the Holocaust . Some stunning visuals Some writer dude , I think his name was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something Some writer dude , I think his name was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , Some writer dude , I think his name was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , but , dude Some writer dude , I think his name was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , but , dude , Some writer dude , I think his name was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , but , dude , the only thing that I ever saw that was written down were the zeroes on my paycheck Some writer dude , I think his name was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something , but , dude , the only thing that I ever saw that was written down were the zeroes on my paycheck . Somehow Ms. Griffiths and Mr. Pryce bring off this wild Welsh whimsy . Somehow both wildly implausible and strangely conventional Somehow we're meant to buy that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G . I . Jane . Someone crosses Arnie . Arnie blows things up Something for everyone Something for everyone . Something has been lost in the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise . Something must have been lost in the translation . Sometimes , nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . And in this regard , On Guard delivers . Sometimes charming , sometimes infuriating Sometimes charming , sometimes infuriating , this Argentinean ` dramedy ' succeeds mainly on the shoulders of its actors . Sometimes entertaining Sometimes is a brilliant movie . Sometimes is a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity . Sometimes is a gem . Sometimes makes less sense than the Bruckheimeresque American action flicks it emulates . Sometimes there are very , very good reasons for certain movies to be sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely . Sometimes this ` Blood ' seems as tired as its protagonist Sometimes this ` Blood ' seems as tired as its protagonist ... Sometimes this ` Blood ' seems as tired as its protagonist ... Still , the pulse never disappears entirely , and the picture crosses the finish line winded but still game Sometimes we feel as if the film careens from one colorful event to another without respite , Sometimes we feel as if the film careens from one colorful event to another without respite , but sometimes it must have seemed to Frida Kahlo as if her life did , too Somewhat blurred Somewhat blurred , Somewhat blurred , but Kinnear's performance is razor sharp Somewhere in the middle , the film compels , as Demme experiments Somewhere in the middle , the film compels , as Demme experiments he harvests a few movie moment gems Somewhere in the middle , the film compels , as Demme experiments he harvests a few movie moment gems , Somewhere inside the mess that is World Traveler Somewhere inside the mess that is World Traveler , there is a mediocre movie trying to get out . Somewhere short of Tremors on the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever , though Son of the Bride , proves it's never too late to learn . Son of the Bride becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained `` big moment '' will occur and not `` if . '' Songs from the Second Floor has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and so manages to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time . Sonny is spiked with unintentional laughter that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure . Sophisticated Sorority Boys '' was funnier , and that movie was pretty bad Sorority Boys '' was funnier , and that movie was pretty bad . Sorority Boys , which is as bad at it is cruel , Sorority Boys , which is as bad at it is cruel , takes every potential laugh and stiletto-stomps the life out of it . Sorority Boys , whose makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction Sorority Boys is a bowser . Sorry Sorvino Sorvino glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Sorvino glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad . Sorvino is delightful in the central role . Sorvino is delightful in the central role . She nearly glows with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit . Sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish Sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and Sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and the film only really comes alive when poor Hermocrates and Leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours Sorvino makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish , and the film only really comes alive when poor Hermocrates and Leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours . Soulless Soulless and Soulless and -- even more damning -- Soulless and -- even more damning -- virtually joyless Soulless and -- even more damning -- virtually joyless , Soulless and -- even more damning -- virtually joyless , XXX achieves near virtuosity in its crapulence . Sound the trumpets Sound the trumpets : For the first time since Desperately Seeking Susan , Madonna doesn't suck as an actress Sounding like Arnold Schwarzenegger , with a physique to match , ( Ahola ) has a wooden delivery and encounters a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation . South Korea's South Korea's future South Park Southern California locations Southern bore-athon . Southern charm Spain Spain's greatest star wattage Spain's greatest star wattage doesn't overcome the tumult of maudlin tragedy . Spanish film Spanish inquisitions about her '' madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . Spare but quietly effective retelling . Sparkles Sparkles in its deft portrait of Tinseltown's seasoned veterans Sparkles in its deft portrait of Tinseltown's seasoned veterans of gossip Sparkles in its deft portrait of Tinseltown's seasoned veterans of gossip , Sparkles in its deft portrait of Tinseltown's seasoned veterans of gossip , wealth Sparkles in its deft portrait of Tinseltown's seasoned veterans of gossip , wealth , Sparkling Sparkling , often hilarious romantic jealousy comedy Sparkling , often hilarious romantic jealousy comedy ... Sparkling , often hilarious romantic jealousy comedy ... Attal looks so much like a young Robert DeNiro that it seems the film should instead be called ` My Husband Is Travis Bickle ' Sparkling , often hilarious romantic jealousy comedy ... Attal looks so much like a young Robert DeNiro that it seems the film should instead be called ` My Husband Is Travis Bickle ' . Sparse Sparse but oddly compelling Sparse but oddly compelling . Speaks eloquently about the symbiotic relationship between art and life . Special Special P . O . V . camera mounts on bikes , skateboards , and motorcycles provide an intense experience when splashed across the immense IMAX screen . Special P.O.V. camera mounts on bikes , skateboards , and motorcycles provide an intense experience when splashed across the immense IMAX screen . Special without the courage of its convictions . Spectacular Spectacular in every sense of the word , even if you don ' t Spectacular in every sense of the word , even if you don ' t know an Orc from a Uruk-Hai . Spectacularly Spectacularly beautiful Spectacularly beautiful , not to mention mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and replete with virtuoso throat-singing . Spectators will indeed sit open-mouthed before the screen , not screaming but yawning . Spider-Man Spider-Man is about growing strange hairs , getting a more mature body , and finding it necessary to hide new secretions from the parental units . Spider-man is better than any summer blockbuster we had to endure last summer , and hopefully , sets the tone for a summer of good stuff . Spiderman ROCKS Spielberg's first real masterpiece Spielberg's first real masterpiece , it deserved all the hearts it won -- and wins still , 20 years later . Spielberg's picture is smarter and subtler than ( Total Recall and Blade Runner ) , although its plot may prove too convoluted for fun-seeking summer audiences . Spielberg's realization of a near-future America is masterful . Spielberg's realization of a near-future America is masterful . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , as the film has some of the best special effects ever . Spielberg flair Spielberg has managed to marry science fiction with film noir and action flicks with philosophical inquiry . Spielberg is the rare director who does not want to invite viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects . He just wants them to be part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully Spielberg is the rare director who does not want to invite viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects . He just wants them to be part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully , they are . Spielberg knows how to tell us about people . Spielberg presents a fascinating but flawed look at the near future . Spike Lee's Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents Spike Lee's Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents . Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it , Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it , but Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it , but '' Spider-Man Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it , but '' Spider-Man '' certainly delivers the goods . Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it , but `` Spider-Man '' certainly delivers the goods Spinning a web of dazzling entertainment may be overstating it , but `` Spider-Man '' certainly delivers the goods . Spirit's visual imagination Spirit's visual imagination reminds you of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world . Spirit is a visual treat Spirit is a visual treat , Spirit is a visual treat , and Spirit is a visual treat , and it takes chances that are bold by studio standards Spirit is a visual treat , and it takes chances that are bold by studio standards , Spirit is a visual treat , and it takes chances that are bold by studio standards , but Spirit is a visual treat , and it takes chances that are bold by studio standards , but it lacks a strong narrative . Spirited Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination Spit Splash without the jokes Splashes its drama all over the screen , subjecting its audience and characters to action that feels not only manufactured , but also so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings Splat-Man ! Good old-fashioned slash-and-hack Splendidly Splendidly illustrates the ability of the human spirit to overcome adversity . Sports Spousal abuse is a major problem in contemporary society , but the film reduces this domestic tragedy to florid melodrama Spreads itself too thin Spreads itself too thin , Spreads itself too thin , leaving these actors , as well as the members of the commune Spreads itself too thin , leaving these actors , as well as the members of the commune , Spreads itself too thin , leaving these actors , as well as the members of the commune , short of profound characterizations Sprecher and her screenwriting partner and sister , Karen Sprecher , don't seem ever to run out of ideas Springer crowd Spy Kids 2 also happens to be that rarity among sequels Spy Kids 2 also happens to be that rarity among sequels : Spy Kids 2 also happens to be that rarity among sequels : It actually improves upon the original hit movie Spy Kids 2 also happens to be that rarity among sequels : It actually improves upon the original hit movie . Spy Kids 2 looks as if it were made by a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man . Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences Spy at a video store near you Spy has all the same problems the majority of action comedies have . Spy is an embarrassment , a monotonous Spy is an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations . Spy is an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations . It's as flat as an open can of pop left sitting in the sun . Spy is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly that it's more than a worthwhile effort . Spy makes its big-screen entry with little of the nervy originality of its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor . Spy was an amusing lark that will probably rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies . Spy-vs . - spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together Spy-vs . - spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together . Squandering Squandering his opportunity to make absurdist observations Squandering his opportunity to make absurdist observations , Burns gets caught up in the rush of slapstick thoroughfare . Stage director Sam Mendes showcases Tom Hanks as a depression era hit-man in this dark tale of revenge . Staggeringly dreadful romance . Staggers Staggers between flaccid satire and what Staggers between flaccid satire and what is supposed to be madcap farce . Stains Stale Stale , Stale , futile scenario Stale , futile scenario . Stale and Stale and clichéd to a fault Stale and clichéd to a fault . Stale first act , Scrooge story Stale first act , Scrooge story , Stale first act , Scrooge story , blatant product placement Stale first act , Scrooge story , blatant product placement , Stale first act , Scrooge story , blatant product placement , some very good comedic songs , strong finish Stale first act , Scrooge story , blatant product placement , some very good comedic songs , strong finish , dumb fart jokes . Stallion of the Cimarron is a winner . Standing by Yourself is haunting ... ( It's ) what punk rock music used to be , and what the video medium could use more of : spirit , perception , conviction . Standing in the Shadows of Motown is cultural history of the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining . Standing in the Shadows of Motown is the best kind of documentary , one that makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow . Stands as a document of what it felt like to be a New Yorker -- or , really , to be a human being -- in the weeks after 9\/11 . Stands as one of the year's most intriguing movie experiences Stands as one of the year's most intriguing movie experiences , letting its imagery speak for it while it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be . Stanley Kwan has directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made Stanley Kwan has directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made , Stanley Kwan has directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made , but Stanley Kwan has directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made , but one of the best love stories of any stripe Stanley Kwan has directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made , but one of the best love stories of any stripe . Star Star Trek : Nemesis is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up Star Trek : Nemesis is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up -- Star Trek : Nemesis is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up -- and Star Trek : Nemesis is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up -- and there's nothing to drink Star Trek : Nemesis is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up -- and there's nothing to drink . Star Trek : Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before Star Trek : Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before . Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty and Kmart blue-light-special effects Star Trek : Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before . Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty and Kmart blue-light-special effects all Star Trek : Nemesis meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before . Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty and Kmart blue-light-special effects all conspire to test Trekkie loyalty . Star Trek was kind of terrific once , Star Trek was kind of terrific once , but now it is a copy of a copy of a copy . Star\/producer Salma Hayek and director Julie Taymor have infused Frida with a visual style unique and inherent to the titular character's paintings and in the process created a masterful work of art of their own . Stars Matthew Perry and Elizabeth Hurley illicit more than a chuckle , and more jokes land than crash Stars Matthew Perry and Elizabeth Hurley illicit more than a chuckle , and more jokes land than crash , but Stars Matthew Perry and Elizabeth Hurley illicit more than a chuckle , and more jokes land than crash , but ultimately Serving Sara doesn't distinguish itself from the herd Start reading your scripts before signing that dotted line Start reading your scripts before signing that dotted line . Starts as a tart little lemon drop of a movie Starts as a tart little lemon drop of a movie and Starts as a tart little lemon drop of a movie and ends up as a bitter pill Starts as a tart little lemon drop of a movie and ends up as a bitter pill . Starts as an intense political and psychological thriller Starts as an intense political and psychological thriller but is sabotaged by ticking time bombs and other Hollywood-action cliches . Starts off with a bang Starts off witty and sophisticated Starts off witty and sophisticated and Starts off witty and sophisticated and you Starts off witty and sophisticated and you want to love it -- Starts off witty and sophisticated and you want to love it -- but filmmaker Yvan Attal quickly writes himself into a corner . Starts out ballsy and stylish but fails to keep it up and settles into clichés . Starts out mediocre , spirals downward , and thuds to the bottom of the pool with an utterly incompetent conclusion . Starts out strongly Starts out strongly before quickly losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis with a scar Starts out strongly before quickly losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis with a scar . Starts out with tremendous promise , Starts out with tremendous promise , introducing an intriguing and alluring premise , only to fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter Starts out with tremendous promise , introducing an intriguing and alluring premise , only to fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter . Starts promisingly but disintegrates into a dreary , humorless soap opera . Starts slowly , but Adrien Brody -- in the title role -- helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying Starts slowly , but Adrien Brody -- in the title role -- helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying . State Property doesn't end up being very inspiring or insightful . Statham employs an accent that I think is supposed to be an attempt at hardass American but sometimes just lapses into unhidden British . Static Static , repetitive , muddy and blurry Static , repetitive , muddy and blurry , Hey Arnold ! would seem to have a lock on the title of ugliest movie of the year . Stay Stay away Stay away . Stay clear of reminding yourself that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies . Stay clear of reminding yourself that it's a `` true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies Stay for the credits Stay for the credits and see a devastating comic impersonation by Dustin Hoffman that is revelatory Stay for the credits and see a devastating comic impersonation by Dustin Hoffman that is revelatory . Stay home Steadfastly uncinematic but powerfully dramatic . Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 Stealing Harvard can't even do that much . Stealing Harvard doesn't care about cleverness , wit or any other kind of intelligent humor . Stealing Harvard is a horrible movie -- if only it were that grand a failure Stealing Harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore . Stealing Harvard is evidence that the Farrelly Bros . -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career . Stealing Harvard is too busy getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable Stealing Harvard will dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and offer you precisely this in recompense : A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious . Steers , in his feature film debut , has created a brilliant motion picture . Steers refreshingly clear Steers refreshingly clear of the usual cliches Steers refreshingly clear of the usual cliches . Steers turns in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges Steers turns in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges ; Steers turns in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges ; it's so clever you want to hate it Steers turns in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges ; it's so clever you want to hate it . But he somehow pulls it off Steers turns in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges ; it's so clever you want to hate it . But he somehow pulls it off . Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious Steinis quirky , charming and often hilarious . Stephen Earnhart's documentary is a decomposition of healthy eccentric inspiration and ambition -- wearing a cloak of unsentimental , straightforward text -- when it's really an exercise in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type . Stephen Rea , Aidan Quinn , and Alan Bates play Desmond's legal eagles , and when joined by Brosnan , the sight of this grandiloquent quartet lolling in pretty Irish settings is a pleasant enough thing , ` tis Sterile Sterile And Steve Martin Steve Oedekerk is , alas , no Woody Allen . Steven Seagal Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good Steven Shainberg's adaptation Steven Shainberg's adaptation of Mary Gaitskill's harrowing short story ... is a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience . Steven Soderbergh's ` Solaris ' is a failure Steven Soderbergh's digital video experiment is a clever and cutting , quick and dirty look at modern living and movie life . Steven Soderbergh's earlier films Steven Soderbergh's earlier films were hailed as the works of an artist Steven Soderbergh's space opera emerges as a numbingly dull experience . Steven Soderbergh doesn't remake Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris so much as distill it . Steven Spielberg brings us another masterpiece Steven Spielberg got it right Steven Spielberg has dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie . Stevens ' vibrant creative instincts Stevens ' vibrant creative instincts are the difference between this and countless other flicks about guys and dolls . Stevens glides through on some solid performances and witty dialogue . Stevens has a flair for dialogue comedy Stevens has a flair for dialogue comedy , the film operates nicely off the element of surprise , Stevens has a flair for dialogue comedy , the film operates nicely off the element of surprise , and Stevens has a flair for dialogue comedy , the film operates nicely off the element of surprise , and the large cast is solid Stevens has a flair for dialogue comedy , the film operates nicely off the element of surprise , and the large cast is solid . Stevens is ) so stoked to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits . Stevenson's book , which is a treasure in and of itself Sticky sweet sentimentality , clumsy plotting and Sticky sweet sentimentality , clumsy plotting and a rosily myopic view of life in the WWII-era Mississippi Delta Stiff and Stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily Stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily directed . Still , it just sits there like a side dish no one ordered . Still , the pulse never disappears entirely , Still , the pulse never disappears entirely , and Still , the updated Dickensian sensibility of writer Craig Bartlett's story is appealing . Still , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences . Still pretentious and filled with subtext Still pretentious and filled with subtext , but entertaining enough at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different Still rapturous after all these years Still rapturous after all these years , Cinema Paradiso stands as one of the great films about movie love . Sting Stinks Stinks from start Stinks from start to finish , like a wet burlap sack of gloom Stinks from start to finish , like a wet burlap sack of gloom . Stitch is a bad mannered , ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* . Stock Character camp Stock up on silver bullets for director Neil Marshall's intense freight train of a film . ' Stone seems to have a knack for wrapping the theater in a cold blanket of urban desperation . Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks Storytelling Storytelling fails to provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket . Storytelling feels slight . Storytelling is far more appealing Storytelling never quite gets over its rather lopsided conception Straightforward and Straightforward and old-fashioned Straightforward and old-fashioned in the best possible senses of both those words Straightforward and old-fashioned in the best possible senses of both those words , Possession is a movie that puts itself squarely in the service of the lovers who inhabit it . Strange , funny , twisted , brilliant and macabre Strange , funny , twisted , brilliant and macabre . Strange and beautiful film Strange and beautiful film . Strange it is , but delightfully so Strange it is , but delightfully so . Strange occurrences build in the mind of the viewer and take on extreme urgency . Strangely comes off as a kingdom more mild than wild . Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- Streamlined to a tight , brisk 85-minute screwball thriller , '' Big Trouble '' is funny , harmless and as substantial as a tub of popcorn with extra butter . Stress ` dumb Stress ` dumb . Stress ` dumb . ' Strictly a ` guy's film ' in the worst sense of the expression . Strident and inelegant Strident and inelegant in its ` message-movie ' posturing Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth Strip Strip it of all its excess debris , Strip it of all its excess debris , and you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . Strip it of all its excess debris , and you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . As it is , it's too long and unfocused Strip it of all its excess debris , and you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . As it is , it's too long and unfocused . Stripped almost entirely Stripped almost entirely of such tools as nudity , profanity and violence Stripped almost entirely of such tools as nudity , profanity and violence , LaBute does manage to make a few points about modern man and his problematic quest for human connection . Strong filmmaking Strong filmmaking requires a clear sense of purpose Strong filmmaking requires a clear sense of purpose , and in that oh-so-important category , The Four Feathers comes up short Strong filmmaking requires a clear sense of purpose , and in that oh-so-important category , The Four Feathers comes up short . Strong setup Strong setup and Strong setup and ambitious goals Stuart's poor-me persona Stuart's poor-me persona needs a whole bunch of Snowball's cynicism to cut through the sugar coating . But Stuart's poor-me persona needs a whole bunch of Snowball's cynicism to cut through the sugar coating . But once the falcon arrives in the skies above Manhattan , the adventure is on red alert Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over Stuart Little 2 is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie . Stuart Little 2 manages sweetness largely without stickiness . Studios Stuffed to the brim with ideas Stuffed to the brim with ideas , American instigator Michael Moore's film is a rambling examination of American gun culture that uses his usual modus operandi of crucifixion through juxtaposition . Stuffy Stuffy , Stuffy , full of itself Stuffy , full of itself , Stuffy , full of itself , morally ambiguous and nothing to shout about . Stultifyingly Stupid Stupid , Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy , Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , and Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , and amateurish . Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , and amateurish . Yep Stupid , infantile , redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , and amateurish . Yep , it's '' Waking up in Reno . '' Go back to sleep . Stupid Fun Stylistically , the movie is a disaster Stylistically , the movie is a disaster . Submarine flick , Half Ghost Story , All in one criminally Succeeds Succeeds as a well-made evocation Succeeds as a well-made evocation of a subculture Succeeds as a well-made evocation of a subculture . Succeeds in providing a disquiet world the long-dreaded completion of the Police Academy series Succeeds where its recent predecessor miserably Succeeds where its recent predecessor miserably fails because it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides . Successfully Successfully blended satire Successfully blended satire , Successfully blended satire , high camp and yet another sexual taboo into a really funny movie Successfully blended satire , high camp and yet another sexual taboo into a really funny movie . Succumbs Succumbs to the same kind of maudlin , sentimental mysticism that mars the Touched by an Angel school of non-God spiritual-uplift movies Such a bad movie Such a bad movie that its luckiest viewers will be seated next to one of those ignorant Such a bad movie that its luckiest viewers will be seated next to one of those ignorant pinheads who talk throughout the show . Such a fine idea Such a fine idea for a film , and such a stultifying , lifeless execution . Such a premise is ripe for all manner of lunacy , but Kaufman and Gondry rarely seem sure of where it should go Such a premise is ripe for all manner of lunacy , but Kaufman and Gondry rarely seem sure of where it should go . Such a wildly uneven hit-and-miss enterprise Such a wildly uneven hit-and-miss enterprise , you can't help suspecting that it was improvised on a day-to-day basis during production . Such an incomprehensible mess that it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema . Such master screenwriting Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us '' The Skulls '' and last year's '' Rollerball Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us '' The Skulls '' and last year's '' Rollerball . Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us '' The Skulls '' and last year's '' Rollerball . '' Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us '' The Skulls '' and last year's '' Rollerball . '' Enough said Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us '' The Skulls '' and last year's '' Rollerball . '' Enough said , Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us `` The Skulls '' Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us `` The Skulls '' and Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us `` The Skulls '' and last year's `` Rollerball Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us `` The Skulls '' and last year's `` Rollerball . Such master screenwriting comes courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us `` The Skulls '' and last year's `` Rollerball . '' Sucking Sucking all the ` classic ' out of Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island Suffers from a decided lack Suffers from a decided lack of creative storytelling Suffers from a flat script and a low budget Suffers from a flat script and a low budget . Suffers from a lack of clarity and audacity that a subject as monstrous and pathetic as Dahmer Suffers from a lack of clarity and audacity that a subject as monstrous and pathetic as Dahmer demands . Suffers from all the excesses Suffers from all the excesses of the genre Suffers from all the excesses of the genre . Suffers from its timid parsing of the barn-side target of sons trying to breach gaps in their relationships with their fathers . Suffers from over-familiarity since hit-hungry British filmmakers Suffers from over-familiarity since hit-hungry British filmmakers have strip-mined the Monty formula mercilessly since 1997 . Suffers from rambling , repetitive dialogue and the visual Suffers from the lack Suffers from the lack of a compelling or comprehensible narrative Suffers from unlikable characters and a self-conscious sense Suffers from unlikable characters and a self-conscious sense of its own quirky hipness Suffers from unlikable characters and a self-conscious sense of its own quirky hipness . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled . Suffocated Suffocated at conception Suffocated at conception by its Munchausen-by-proxy mum Suffocated at conception by its Munchausen-by-proxy mum . Punish Suffocated at conception by its Munchausen-by-proxy mum . Punish the vehicle to adore the star Suffocated at conception by its Munchausen-by-proxy mum . Punish the vehicle to adore the star . Suffocated by its fussy script and uptight characters Sugar '' admirably Suggests puns about ingredients and soup and somebody being off their noodle , but let's just say the ingredients don't quite add up to a meal Sullivan and his son Sum '' is Jack Ryan's '' do-over . '' Give credit to everyone from Robinson down to the key grip that this bold move works . Especially give credit to Affleck . Summer X Games Sundance Festival Sunk Sunk by way too much indulgence of scene-chewing , teeth-gnashing actorliness Sunk by way too much indulgence of scene-chewing , teeth-gnashing actorliness . Super Super Spy Super Troopers is above Academy standards Super Troopers suffers because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length . Super Troopers suffers from a bad case of arrested development . Superb Superb production values & Christian Bale's charisma make up for a derivative plot . Superbly Superbly photographed and staged by Mendes with a series of riveting set pieces the likes of which mainstream audiences have rarely seen . Superior Supposedly , Pokemon can't be killed , but Pokemon 4Ever practically assures that the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over Supposedly , Pokemon can't be killed , but Pokemon 4Ever practically assures that the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over . Supposedly authentic account of a historical event that's far too tragic to merit such superficial treatment . Supposedly based upon real , or at least soberly reported incidents , the film ends with a large human tragedy . Alas , getting there is not even half the interest . Sure , I hated myself in the morning . Sure , I hated myself in the morning . But Sure , I hated myself in the morning . But then Sure , it's contrived and predictable Sure , it's contrived and predictable , Sure , it's contrived and predictable , but Sure , it's contrived and predictable , but its performances are so well tuned that the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be Sure , it's contrived and predictable , but its performances are so well tuned that the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be . Sure , it's more of the same Sure , it's more of the same , Sure , it's more of the same , but as the film proves , that's not always a bad thing Surprisingly , considering that Baird is a former film editor , the movie is rather choppy . Surprisingly , the film is a hilarious adventure and I shamelessly enjoyed it . Surprisingly insightful Surprisingly powerful and universal Surprisingly powerful and universal . Susan Susan Sarandon Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb Suspend your disbelief here and now , Suspend your disbelief here and now , or you'll be shaking your head all the way to the credits . Sustains Sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects Sven Wollter as the stricken composer and Viveka Seldahl as his desperate violinist wife Swamp Thing-type animation Swedish Swedish fatalism using Gary Larson's Far Side humor Sweet Sweet Home Abomination Sweet Home Alabama '' is what it is -- a nice , harmless date film ... Sweet Home Alabama certainly won't be remembered as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films . Sweet Home Alabama hits the mark with critics who escaped from a small town life Sweet Home Alabama hits the mark with critics who escaped from a small town life . Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . Sweet Home Alabama isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy Sweet Home Alabama isn't going to win any Academy Awards Sweet Home Alabama isn't going to win any Academy Awards , but Sweet Home Alabama isn't going to win any Academy Awards , but this date-night diversion will definitely win some hearts Sweet Home Alabama isn't going to win any Academy Awards , but this date-night diversion will definitely win some hearts . Sweet Home Alabama is one dumb movie Sweet Home Alabama is one dumb movie , Sweet Home Alabama is one dumb movie , but Sweet Home Alabama is one dumb movie , but its stupidity is so relentlessly harmless that it almost wins you over in the end Sweet Home Alabama is taking another bummer of a wrong turn . Sweet and memorable film Sweet and memorable film . Sweet gentle Jesus Sweet gentle Jesus , did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history ? Sweetest Thing Sweetheart Sweetly Sweetly sexy , funny and touching . Swept Away Swept Away ' Swept Away ' sinks . Swept Under the Rug Swiftly Swiftly deteriorates into a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress Andie MacDowell . Swim represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch Swimfan ' left me with a very bad feeling . Swimfan , like Fatal Attraction Swimming gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S . C . , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . Swimming gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . Swimming is above all about a young woman's face , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings Swimming is above all about a young woman's face , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings , it succeeds . Swimming takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity . Swims in mediocrity , sticking its head up for a breath of fresh air now and then . Swinging , the film makes it seem , is not a hobby that attracts the young and fit . Sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , Sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in Insomnia . He does this so well Sylvie Testud is icily brilliant . Symbolically , Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal . T . Anderson THE GUYS taps into some powerful emotions TNT TUCK EVERLASTING is about . So TV TV's defunct Cleopatra 2525 TV cop show cliches TV episodes TV sitcom material TV sitcom material at best TV skit-com material fervently deposited on the big screen . TV-style Tackles the difficult subject of grief and loss Tackles the difficult subject of grief and loss with such life-embracing spirit Tackles the difficult subject of grief and loss with such life-embracing spirit that the theme doesn't drag an audience down Tackles the difficult subject of grief and loss with such life-embracing spirit that the theme doesn't drag an audience down . Tadpole is emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films Tadpole is emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films : Young is cool , and too young is too cool Tadpole is very much a step in the right direction , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion . Tadpole may be one of the most appealing movies ever made about an otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject -- a teenage boy in love with his stepmother . Tailored to entertain Takashi Miike keeps pushing the envelope Takashi Miike keeps pushing the envelope : Takashi Miike keeps pushing the envelope : Ichi the Killer Take Care is nicely performed by a quintet of actresses Take Care is nicely performed by a quintet of actresses , Take Care is nicely performed by a quintet of actresses , but nonetheless it drags during its 112-minute length . Take Care of My Cat emerges as the very best of them Take any 12-year-old boy to see this picture Take any 12-year-old boy to see this picture , and he'll be your slave for a year Take any 12-year-old boy to see this picture , and he'll be your slave for a year . Take away all the cliches and the carbon copy scenes from every drug movie we've seen Take away all the cliches and the carbon copy scenes from every drug movie we've seen and Take away all the cliches and the carbon copy scenes from every drug movie we've seen and all Take away all the cliches and the carbon copy scenes from every drug movie we've seen and all you have left Take away the controversy Take away the controversy , and it's not much more watchable than a Mexican soap opera Take away the controversy , and it's not much more watchable than a Mexican soap opera . Take nothing seriously and Take nothing seriously and enjoy the ride Take nothing seriously and enjoy the ride . Taken as a whole , The Tuxedo doesn't add up to a whole lot . Taken outside the context of the current political climate ( see : terrorists are more evil than ever ! ) Taken purely as an exercise in style , this oppressively gloomy techno-horror clambake is impossible to ignore . But as a movie Taken purely as an exercise in style , this oppressively gloomy techno-horror clambake is impossible to ignore . But as a movie , it's a humorless , disjointed mess . Takes a clunky TV-movie approach to detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated Irish playwright , poet and drinker Takes a clunky TV-movie approach to detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated Irish playwright , poet and drinker . Takes a fresh and absorbing look Takes a fresh and absorbing look at a figure whose legacy had begun to bronze Takes a fresh and absorbing look at a figure whose legacy had begun to bronze . Takes a simple premise and carries it to unexpected heights Takes a simple premise and carries it to unexpected heights . Takes one character we don't like and another we don't believe , and puts them into a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny Takes you by the face Takes you by the face , Takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks Takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and Takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and coos beseechingly at you Takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and coos beseechingly at you : Takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and coos beseechingly at you : slow down , shake off your tensions and take this picture at its own breezy , distracted rhythms Takes you by the face , strokes your cheeks and coos beseechingly at you : slow down , shake off your tensions and take this picture at its own breezy , distracted rhythms . Tale Tales from the Crypt Talk To Her is not the perfect movie many have made it out to be Talk To Her is not the perfect movie many have made it out to be , Talk To Her is not the perfect movie many have made it out to be , but it's still quite worth seeing Talk To Her is not the perfect movie many have made it out to be , but it's still quite worth seeing . Talk to Her is so darned assured Talk to Her is so darned assured , we have absolutely no idea who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching . Talkiness Talkiness isn't necessarily bad Talkiness isn't necessarily bad , but the dialogue frequently misses the mark Talkiness isn't necessarily bad , but the dialogue frequently misses the mark . Talky Talky , artificial and opaque Talky , artificial and opaque ... an interesting technical exercise Talky , artificial and opaque ... an interesting technical exercise , but a tedious picture Talky , artificial and opaque ... an interesting technical exercise , but a tedious picture . Tambor and Clayburgh make an appealing couple -- he's understated and sardonic , she's appealingly manic and energetic . Tara Reid plays a college journalist , Tara Reid plays a college journalist , but she looks like the six-time winner of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant , so I don't know what she's doing in here Tarkovsky's mostly male , mostly patriarchal debating societies Tartakovsky's team has some freakish powers of visual charm Tartakovsky's team has some freakish powers of visual charm , Tartakovsky's team has some freakish powers of visual charm , but Tartakovsky's team has some freakish powers of visual charm , but the five writers slip into the modern rut of narrative banality Tartakovsky's team has some freakish powers of visual charm , but the five writers slip into the modern rut of narrative banality . Tashlin comedy Tautou remains captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests , Tautou remains captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests , and Tautou remains captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests , and she is backed by a likable cast Tautou remains captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests , and she is backed by a likable cast . Tavernier's film bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . Tavernier's film bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . Tavernier is more concerned with the entire period of history Taylor's cartoonish performance Taylor's cartoonish performance and Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings Tchaikovsky soundtrack Technically and artistically inept Technically and artistically inept . Ted Bundy's only justification Ted Bundy's only justification is the director's common but unexplored fascination with the frustrated maniac Teddy Bears ' Teddy Bears ' Picnic ranks Teddy Bears ' Picnic ranks among the most pitiful directing Tedious Tedious Norwegian offering which somehow snagged an Oscar nomination Tedious Norwegian offering which somehow snagged an Oscar nomination . Tells a fascinating , compelling story Tells a fascinating , compelling story . Ten Ten Little Indians meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober , filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat Tender Tender yet lacerating and darkly funny fable Tends to pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times , yet remains fairly light , always entertaining , and smartly written . Tends to pile too many `` serious issues '' on its plate at times , yet Tends to pile too many `` serious issues '' on its plate at times , yet remains fairly light , always entertaining , and smartly written . Tends to plod Tends to plod . Tennessee Williams by way of Oprah's Book Club Tense Tense , terrific , sweaty-palmed fun Tense , terrific , sweaty-palmed fun . Terminally bland Terminally bland , Terminally bland , painfully slow Terminally bland , painfully slow and Terminally bland , painfully slow and needlessly confusing Terminally bland , painfully slow and needlessly confusing ... The movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film , is frequently indecipherable . Terminally brain dead production Terminally brain dead production . Terrible Terrible . Terrific Terrific as Nadia , a Russian mail-order bride who comes to America speaking not a word of English Terrific as Nadia , a Russian mail-order bride who comes to America speaking not a word of English , it's Kidman who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers . Terrific casting Terrific casting and Terrific casting and solid execution Terrific casting and solid execution give all three stories life . Terrific performances Terrific performances , great to look at Terrific performances , great to look at , and funny Terrific performances , great to look at , and funny . Terrific performances , great to look at , and funny . A little uneven to be the cat's meow , but it's good enough to be the purr . Terry is a sort of geriatric Dirty Harry , which will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man . Testud and Parmentier give superlative performances Texan director George Ratliff had unlimited access to families and church meetings , Texan director George Ratliff had unlimited access to families and church meetings , and he delivers fascinating psychological fare Texan director George Ratliff had unlimited access to families and church meetings , and he delivers fascinating psychological fare . Tezuka's status as both the primary visual influence Thank God Thank God It Thank God It's Friday '' Thank you Thanks largely Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes -- the rest is just an overexposed waste of film Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes -- the rest is just an overexposed waste of film . Thanks to Haynes ' absolute control of the film's mood Thanks to Haynes ' absolute control of the film's mood , Thanks to Haynes ' absolute control of the film's mood , and Thanks to Haynes ' absolute control of the film's mood , and buoyed by three terrific performances Thanks to Scott's charismatic Roger and Eisenberg's sweet nephew Thanks to The Château's balance of whimsicality , narrative discipline and serious improvisation Thanks to The Château's balance of whimsicality , narrative discipline and serious improvisation , almost every relationship and personality in the film yields surprises . Thanks to a small star with big heart Thanks to a small star with big heart , this family film sequel is plenty of fun for all . Thanks to confident filmmaking and a pair of fascinating performances Thanks to confident filmmaking and a pair of fascinating performances , the way to that destination is a really special walk in the woods . That '' is one of those crass That's a cheat That's because relatively nothing happens . That's fun for kids of any age That's fun for kids of any age . That's its first sign of trouble That's its first sign of trouble . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of `` Dragonfly . '' That's not vintage Spielberg That's not vintage Spielberg and That's not vintage Spielberg and that , finally , is minimally satisfying That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring . That , in itself , is extraordinary . That Good Theatre That Haynes can both maintain and dismantle the facades that his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace . That Heaven Allows That Jack Nicholson makes this man so watchable is a tribute not only to his craft , but to his legend . That Storytelling has value can not be denied . That ` Alabama ' manages to be pleasant in spite of its predictability That ` Alabama ' manages to be pleasant in spite of its predictability and That ` Alabama ' manages to be pleasant in spite of its predictability and occasional slowness is due primarily to the perkiness of Witherspoon ( who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) That ` Alabama ' manages to be pleasant in spite of its predictability and occasional slowness is due primarily to the perkiness of Witherspoon ( who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) ... That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . That frenetic spectacle ( on the TV show ) That frenetic spectacle ( on the TV show ) has usually been leavened by a charm that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout . That is De Niro's best film since Meet the Parents That is a compliment to Kuras and Miller . If I had been thinking about the visual medium , they would have been doing something wrong . That is even lazier and far less enjoyable . That is not as funny or entertaining as Analyze This That neither protagonist has a distinguishable condition hardly matters because both are just actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks . That old adage about women being unknowable That old adage about women being unknowable gets an exhilarating new interpretation in Morvern Callar . That rara avis : the intelligent romantic comedy with actual ideas on its mind That rare documentary That rare documentary that incorporates so much That rare documentary that incorporates so much of human experience -- drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- that it transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film That rare documentary that incorporates so much of human experience -- drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- that it transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film . That rare film whose real-life basis is , in fact , so interesting that no embellishment is That rare film whose real-life basis is , in fact , so interesting that no embellishment is needed . That rare movie That rare movie that works on any number of levels That rare movie that works on any number of levels -- That rare movie that works on any number of levels -- as That rare movie that works on any number of levels -- as a film of magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death , both pro and con , for adults That rare movie that works on any number of levels -- as a film of magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death , both pro and con , for adults . That regurgitates and waters That regurgitates and waters down many That regurgitates and waters down many of the previous film's successes , That regurgitates and waters down many of the previous film's successes , with a few new swings thrown in That such a horrible movie could have sprung from such a great one That such a horrible movie could have sprung from such a great one is one of the year's worst cinematic tragedies . That sure is funny That sure is funny ! B . ) That sure is pathetic That sure is pathetic That sure is pathetic ! That the e-graveyard That the e-graveyard holds as many good ideas as bad is the cold comfort that Chin's film serves up with style and empathy . That the film opens with maggots crawling on a dead dog That the film opens with maggots crawling on a dead dog is not an out of place metaphor . That the real Antwone Fisher was able to overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man That the real Antwone Fisher was able to overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man is a wonderful thing ; that he has been able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle . The 1960s rebellion was misdirected The 1960s rebellion was misdirected : The 1960s rebellion was misdirected : you can't fight your culture The 3-D vistas from orbit The 3-D vistas from orbit , with the space station suspended like a huge set of wind chimes over the great blue globe The 3-D vistas from orbit , with the space station suspended like a huge set of wind chimes over the great blue globe , The 3-D vistas from orbit , with the space station suspended like a huge set of wind chimes over the great blue globe , are stanzas of breathtaking , awe-inspiring visual poetry . The 50-something lovebirds are too immature and unappealing to care about . The 70-year-old Godard The AAA of action The AAA of action , XXX is a blast of adrenalin , rated EEE for excitement . The AAA of action , XXX is a blast of adrenalin , rated EEE for excitement . And The AAA of action , XXX is a blast of adrenalin , rated EEE for excitement . And Vin Diesel is the man The AAA of action , XXX is a blast of adrenalin , rated EEE for excitement . And Vin Diesel is the man . The AM-radio soundtrack and game cast The Accidental Spy is a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker . The Adventures of Pluto Nash is a whole lot of nada . The April 2002 instalment of the American War for Independence , complete with loads of CGI and bushels of violence , but not a drop of human blood . The Armenian genocide The Bai brothers have taken an small slice of history and opened it up for all of us to understand The Bai brothers have taken an small slice of history and opened it up for all of us to understand , The Bai brothers have taken an small slice of history and opened it up for all of us to understand , and The Bai brothers have taken an small slice of history and opened it up for all of us to understand , and they've told a nice little story in the process The Bai brothers have taken an small slice of history and opened it up for all of us to understand , and they've told a nice little story in the process . The Bard as black comedy -- Willie would have loved it The Bard as black comedy -- Willie would have loved it . The Believer feels like a 12-Step Program for the Jewish Nazi The Believer is nothing less than a provocative piece of work The Benjamins that's hard to resist The Blair Witch Project with the illogic of Series 7 The Bourne Identity proves that a fresh take is always possible The Bourne Identity proves that a fresh take is always possible . The Bourne Identity shouldn't be half as entertaining as it is The Bourne Identity shouldn't be half as entertaining as it is , The Bourne Identity shouldn't be half as entertaining as it is , but The Bourne Identity shouldn't be half as entertaining as it is , but director Doug Liman and his colleagues have managed to pack it with enough action to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood The Bourne Identity shouldn't be half as entertaining as it is , but director Doug Liman and his colleagues have managed to pack it with enough action to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood . The Bread , The Burning Sensation The Cat's Meow The Cat's Meow marks a return to form for director Peter Bogdanovich ... The Chateau , a sense of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout The Chateau ... is less concerned with cultural and political issues than doting on its eccentric characters . The Chateau belongs to Rudd , whose portrait of a therapy-dependent flakeball spouting French malapropisms The Chateau belongs to Rudd , whose portrait of a therapy-dependent flakeball spouting French malapropisms ... The Chateau belongs to Rudd , whose portrait of a therapy-dependent flakeball spouting French malapropisms ... is a nonstop hoot The Chateau belongs to Rudd , whose portrait of a therapy-dependent flakeball spouting French malapropisms ... is a nonstop hoot . The Chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones The Chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones , The Chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones , but The Chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones , but all it amounts to is a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant film The Chateau has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones , but all it amounts to is a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant film . The Chateau is a risky venture that never quite goes where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy . The Christ allegory doesn't work because there is no foundation for it The Château's balance of whimsicality , narrative discipline and serious improvisation The Château is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . ' The Château would have been benefited from a sharper , cleaner script before it went in front of the camera . The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance The Cockettes ) provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable . ' The Contenders to create a completely crass and forgettable movie The Count of Monte Cristo ... never quite settles on either side The Country Bears ' should never have been brought out of hibernation The Country Bears has no scenes that will upset or frighten young viewers The Country Bears has no scenes that will upset or frighten young viewers . Unfortunately , there is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either . The Country Bears wastes an exceptionally good idea . The Country Bears wastes an exceptionally good idea . But the movie that doesn't really deliver for country music fans or for family audiences The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys ' take on adolescence The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys ' take on adolescence feels painfully true . The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys '' has flaws , but it also has humor and heart and very talented young actors The Emperor's Club , The Emperor's Club , ruthless in its own placid way The Emperor's Club , ruthless in its own placid way , The Emperor's Club , ruthless in its own placid way , finds one of our most conservative and hidebound movie-making traditions and gives it new texture , new relevance , new reality . The Emperor's Club any time The Emperor's Club turns a blind eye to the very history it pretends to teach . The Emperor's New Clothes '' begins with a simple plan ... The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth The Four Feathers comes up short The Four Feathers has rewards , from the exoticism of its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes . The Four Feathers is definitely horse feathers The Four Feathers is definitely horse feathers , The Four Feathers is definitely horse feathers , but The Four Feathers is definitely horse feathers , but if you go in knowing that , you might have fun in this cinematic sandbox . The Four Feathers lacks The French Lieutenant's Woman The French director has turned out nearly 21\/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing . The Fugitive , Blade Runner , and Total Recall , only without much energy or tension The Full Monty , but The Full Monty , but a really strong second effort The Full Monty was a freshman fluke The Good Girl '' a film worth watching The Good Girl '' a film worth watching . The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) The Good Girl is a film in which the talent is undeniable The Good Girl is a film in which the talent is undeniable but The Good Girl is a film in which the talent is undeniable but the results are underwhelming . The Good Girl is a refreshingly adult take on adultery ... The Greatest Musicians The Grey Zone attempts to be grandiloquent , but ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way . The Grey Zone gives voice to a story that needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies The Grey Zone gives voice to a story that needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies ... The Guys is a somber trip worth taking . The Guys still feels counterproductive The Hanukkah spirit seems fried in pork . The Hood The Hood , this movie strives to be more , but doesn't quite get there . The Hot Chick , the latest gimmick from this unimaginative comedian The Hot Chick is pretty damned funny . The Hours , a delicately crafted film The Hours , a delicately crafted film , The Hours , a delicately crafted film , is an impressive achievement in spite of a river of sadness that pours into every frame . The Hours is one of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . The Hours is one of those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be The Hours makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do The Hours makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do , The Hours makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do , and The Hours makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do , and the experience is profound The Hours makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do , and the experience is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be The Hours makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do , and the experience is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be ... The Hours represents two of those well spent The Hours wins ` Best Picture ' The IMAX screen enhances the personal touch of manual animation . The Iditarod lasts for days - this just felt like it did The Importance of Being Earnest The Importance of Being Earnest , so thick with wit it plays like a reading from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . '' The Importance of Being Earnest offers opportunities for occasional smiles and chuckles The Irwins ' scenes are fascinating The Irwins ' scenes are fascinating ; The Irwins ' scenes are fascinating ; the movie as a whole is cheap junk and an insult to their death-defying efforts The Irwins ' scenes are fascinating ; the movie as a whole is cheap junk and an insult to their death-defying efforts . The Irwins emerge unscathed , but the fictional footage is unconvincing and criminally badly acted The Island of Lost Dreams writer\/director\/producer Robert Rodriguez has cobbled together a film that feels like a sugar high gone awry . The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any The Isle is both preposterous and thoroughly misogynistic The Kid Stays in the Picture '' is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it The Kid Stays in the Picture '' is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it but The Kid Stays in the Picture '' is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat The Kid Stays in the Picture '' is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat . The Komediant is a tale worth catching . The Lady and the Duke is a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the French Revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective . The Lady and the Duke represents the filmmaker's lifelong concern with formalist experimentation in cinematic art . The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air The Lady and the Duke surprisingly The Lady and the Duke surprisingly manages never to grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience . The Laramie Project is worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in America The Last Kiss The Last Kiss is really all about performances . The Last Kiss will probably never achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding The Last Kiss will probably never achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding , but The Last Kiss will probably never achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding , but its provocative central wedding sequence has far more impact The Last Kiss will probably never achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding , but its provocative central wedding sequence has far more impact . The Last Metro ) The Lion King The Lion King redone for horses , with fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by Bryan Adams , the world's most generic rock star The Lion King was a roaring success when it was released eight years ago The Lion King was a roaring success when it was released eight years ago , The Lion King was a roaring success when it was released eight years ago , but The Lion King was a roaring success when it was released eight years ago , but on Imax it seems better , not just bigger The Lord of the Rings The Man Who Wrote Rocky does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this . The Man from Elysian Fields is doomed by its smallness The Master of Disguise falls under the category of ` should have been a sketch on Saturday Night Live . ' The Master of Disguise is awful . The Master of Disguise is awful . It's Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned . The Master of Disguise is funny The Master of Disguise is funny -- The Master of Disguise is funny -- not The Master of Disguise is funny -- not `` ha ha '' funny , `` dead circus performer '' funny The Master of Disguise may have made a great Saturday Night Live sketch , but a great movie it is not . The Master of Disguise represents Adam Sandler's latest attempt to dumb down the universe . The Merchant-Ivory team continues to systematically destroy everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage . The Mothman Prophecies '' is a difficult film to shake from your conscience when night falls . The Mothman Prophecies , which is mostly a bore The Mothman Prophecies , which is mostly a bore , The Mothman Prophecies , which is mostly a bore , seems to exist only for its climactic setpiece . The Mothman Prophecies is best when illustrating the demons bedevilling the modern masculine journey . The Movie . '' It's that painful The Movie could have been made 40 years ago , The Movie could have been made 40 years ago , and The Movie is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance . The Movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size The Movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and The Movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and it ain't pretty The Next Great Thing The Other Side of Heaven '' appalling '' The Other Side of Heaven `` appalling '' The Other Side of Heaven that subtly undermines its message of Christian love and compassion The Paradiso's rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse The Paradiso's rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse during the film's final ( restored ) third ... The Paradiso's rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse during the film's final ( restored ) third ... emotionally belittle a cinema classic . The Paradiso's rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse during the film's final ( restored ) third ... emotionally belittle a cinema classic . Sometimes shorter The Paradiso's rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse during the film's final ( restored ) third ... emotionally belittle a cinema classic . Sometimes shorter is better . The Pianist ( is ) a supremely hopeful cautionary tale of war's madness remembered that we , today , can prevent its tragic waste of life The Pianist ( is ) a supremely hopeful cautionary tale of war's madness remembered that we , today , can prevent its tragic waste of life . The Pianist does not The Pianist is Polanski's best film . The Pianist is a fine valedictory work for Polanski The Pianist is the film Roman Polanski may have been born to make . The Pianist lacks the quick emotional connections of Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List . But The Pianist lacks the quick emotional connections of Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List . But Mr . Polanski creates images even more haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic The Pianist lacks the quick emotional connections of Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List . But Mr . Polanski creates images even more haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic . The Pianist like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion The Piano Teacher The Piano Teacher , like its title character , is repellantly out of control . The Piano Teacher is a daring work of genius . The Piano Teacher is a film that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music ... The Piano Teacher is anything but fun . The Piano Teacher is not an easy film . The Pool drowned me in boredom . The Porky The Powerpuff Girls arrive on the big screen with their super-powers , their super-simple animation and their super-dooper-adorability intact . The Powerpuff Girls is a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- aimed specifically at a grade-school audience . The Powers team has fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question . But The Powers team has fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question . But this time there's some mold on the gold The Powers team has fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question . But this time there's some mold on the gold . The Quiet American isn't a bad film , it's just one that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar . The Right Thing The Ring '' is pretty much an English-language copy of the film that inspired it , The Ring '' is pretty much an English-language copy of the film that inspired it , and it carries the same strengths and flaws . The Ring makes its stupidity more than obvious . The Ring moderately absorbing , largely for its elegantly colorful look and sound The Ring never lets you off the hook . The Rising Place that would set it apart from other Deep South stories The Road The Road Warrior The Road to Perdition The Road to Perdition leads to a satisfying destination The Rock's fighting skills are more in line with Steven Seagal The Rock is destined to be the 21st Century's new '' Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal . The Rock is destined to be the 21st Century's new `` Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal . The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget The Rookie is a nearly impeccable cinematic experience -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- The Rules of Attraction gets us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing . The Saigon of 1952 is an uneasy mix of sensual delights and simmering violence , and The Quiet American brings us right into the center of that world The Saigon of 1952 is an uneasy mix of sensual delights and simmering violence , and The Quiet American brings us right into the center of that world . The Salton Sea has moments of inspired humour , though every scrap is of the darkest variety . The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should The Santa Clause 2's plot may sound like it was co-written by Mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry . The Santa Clause 2 is a barely adequate babysitter for older kids The Santa Clause 2 is a barely adequate babysitter for older kids , The Santa Clause 2 is a barely adequate babysitter for older kids , but The Santa Clause 2 is a barely adequate babysitter for older kids , but I've got to give it thumbs down The Santa Clause 2 proves itself a more streamlined and thought out encounter than the original could ever have hoped to be . The Scorpion King is more fun than Conan the Barbarian . The Scorpion King more than ably The Scorpion King more than ably meets those standards The Shining , The Thing , The Son Of The Bride's humour is born out of an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues . The Sound of Music play like a nail-biting thriller The Spalding Gray equivalent of a teen gross-out comedy The Sum Of All Fears The Sum of All Fears generates little narrative momentum , and invites unflattering comparisons to other installments in the Ryan series . The Sum of All Fears is almost impossible to follow The Sum of All Fears is almost impossible to follow -- The Sum of All Fears is almost impossible to follow -- and The Sum of All Fears is almost impossible to follow -- and there's something cringe-inducing about seeing an American football stadium nuked as pop entertainment The Sum of All Fears is remarkably fuddled about motives and context , which drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) . The Sum of All Fears is simply a well-made and satisfying thriller . The Sum of All Fears pretends to be a serious exploration of nuclear terrorism , The Sum of All Fears pretends to be a serious exploration of nuclear terrorism , but The Sum of All Fears pretends to be a serious exploration of nuclear terrorism , but it's really nothing more than warmed-over Cold War paranoia . The Sweetest Thing , The Sweetest Thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies The Sweetest Thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , The Sweetest Thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , may be a mess in a lot of ways . But it does have one saving grace . A lot of its gags The Sweetest Thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , may be a mess in a lot of ways . But it does have one saving grace . A lot of its gags and The Sweetest Thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , may be a mess in a lot of ways . But it does have one saving grace . A lot of its gags and observations reflect a woman's point-of-view . The Sweetest Thing is expressly for idiots who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance . The Sweetest Thing leaves a bitter taste . The Sweetest Thing leaves an awful sour taste . The Thing ' and a geriatric The Time Machine '' is a movie that has no interest in itself . It doesn't believe in itself , The Time Machine '' is a movie that has no interest in itself . It doesn't believe in itself , it has no sense of humor ... it's just plain bored The Time Machine '' is a movie that has no interest in itself . It doesn't believe in itself , it has no sense of humor ... it's just plain bored . The Transporter bombards the viewer with so many explosions and The Transporter bombards the viewer with so many explosions and side snap kicks that it ends up being surprisingly dull The Transporter bombards the viewer with so many explosions and side snap kicks that it ends up being surprisingly dull . The Transporter is riddled with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through . The Transporter is running purely on adrenaline The Transporter lacks Besson's perspective as a storyteller . The Trials of Henry Kissinger is a remarkable piece of filmmaking ... because you get it . The Trinity Assembly approaches the endeavor with a shocking lack of irony , and The Truth About Charlie The Truth About Charlie gets increasingly tiresome The Tuxedo '' should have been the vehicle for Chan that '' The Mask '' was for Jim Carrey . Alas The Tuxedo '' should have been the vehicle for Chan that `` The Mask '' was for Jim Carrey . The Tuxedo's 90 minutes of screen time The Tuxedo doesn't add up to a whole lot . The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing The Tuxedo miscalculates badly by forcing the star to play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life . The Tuxedo wasn't just bad The Tuxedo wasn't just bad ; The Tuxedo wasn't just bad ; it was , as my friend David Cross would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' The Tuxedo wasn't just bad ; it was , as my friend David Cross would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' . The Unbearable Lightness of Being The Uncertainty Principle , as verbally pretentious as the title may be The WWII drama The War of the Roses , ' The Way Home The Way Home is an ode to unconditional love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness . The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness . The Weight of Water comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries . ' The Weight of Water uses water as a metaphor for subconscious desire , but this leaky script barely stays afloat The Widowmaker is a great yarn The Widowmaker is a great yarn . The Widowmaker is derivative , overlong , and bombastic -- yet surprisingly entertaining . The Wild Thornberrys Movie The Wild Thornberrys Movie doesn't offer much more than the series The Wild Thornberrys Movie has all the sibling rivalry and general family chaos to which anyone can relate . The Wild Thornberrys Movie is pleasant enough The Wild Thornberrys Movie is pleasant enough and The Wild Thornberrys Movie is pleasant enough and the message of our close ties with animals can certainly not be emphasized enough The Wild Thornberrys Movie is pleasant enough and the message of our close ties with animals can certainly not be emphasized enough . The Wild Thornberrys Movie makes for a surprisingly cinematic experience . The Wild Wild West The Woodman seems to have directly influenced this girl-meets-girl love story , The Woodman seems to have directly influenced this girl-meets-girl love story , but even more reassuring is how its makers actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring The Woodman seems to have directly influenced this girl-meets-girl love story , but even more reassuring is how its makers actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring . The X-Files The Ya-Ya's have many secrets and one is - the books are better The Ya-Ya's have many secrets and one is - the books are better . The Ya-Ya's have many secrets and one is - the books are better . Translating complex characters from novels to the big screen is an impossible task The Ya-Ya's have many secrets and one is - the books are better . Translating complex characters from novels to the big screen is an impossible task but they are true to the essence of what it is to be Ya-Ya . The abiding impression The abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste The abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- The abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the acres of haute couture can't quite conceal that there's nothing resembling a spine here . The acting , costumes , music , cinematography and sound are all astounding The acting , for the most part The acting , for the most part , is terrific , although the actors must struggle with the fact that they're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans . The acting in Pauline And Paulette is good all round , but what really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons . The acting is amateurish The acting is amateurish , The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , the direction is clumsy The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , the direction is clumsy , The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , the direction is clumsy , the writing is insipid The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , the direction is clumsy , the writing is insipid and The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , the direction is clumsy , the writing is insipid and the violence is at once luridly graphic and laughably unconvincing The acting is amateurish , the cinematography is atrocious , the direction is clumsy , the writing is insipid and the violence is at once luridly graphic and laughably unconvincing . The acting is fine The acting is fine but The acting is fine but the script is about as interesting as a recording of conversations at the Wal-Mart checkout line The acting is fine but the script is about as interesting as a recording of conversations at the Wal-Mart checkout line . The acting is just fine The acting is just fine , The acting is just fine , but The acting is just fine , but there's not enough substance here to sustain interest for the full 90 minutes , especially with the weak payoff . The acting isn't much better . The acting is stiff The acting is stiff , The acting is stiff , the story lacks all trace of wit The acting is stiff , the story lacks all trace of wit , The acting is stiff , the story lacks all trace of wit , the sets look like they were borrowed from Gilligan's Island The acting is stiff , the story lacks all trace of wit , the sets look like they were borrowed from Gilligan's Island -- The acting is stiff , the story lacks all trace of wit , the sets look like they were borrowed from Gilligan's Island -- and The acting is stiff , the story lacks all trace of wit , the sets look like they were borrowed from Gilligan's Island -- and the CGI Scooby might well be the worst special-effects creation of the year The action clichés The action clichés just pile up . The action here is unusually tame The action here is unusually tame , the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest , The action here is unusually tame , the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest , and the plot offers few surprises The action here is unusually tame , the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest , and the plot offers few surprises . The action is reasonably well-done The action is reasonably well-done ... The action is stilted The action is stilted and The action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed The action quickly sinks into by-the-numbers territory . The action scenes have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if Kaos hadn't blown them all up . The action sequences are fun and reminiscent of combat scenes from the Star Wars series . The action switches between past and present , but the material link is too tenuous to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide The actors are appealing The actors are appealing , The actors are appealing , but Elysian Fields is idiotic and absurdly sentimental The actors are fantastic . The actors are simply too good The actors are simply too good , The actors are simply too good , and The actors are simply too good , and the story too intriguing The actors are simply too good , and the story too intriguing , The actors are simply too good , and the story too intriguing , for technical flaws to get in the way . The actors are so terrific at conveying their young angst The actors don't inhabit their roles The actors don't inhabit their roles -- The actors don't inhabit their roles -- they're trapped by them , forced to change behavior in bizarre unjustified fashion and spout dialog that consists mostly of platitudes The actors improvise and scream their way around this movie directionless , lacking any of the rollicking dark humor so necessary to make this kind of idea work on screen . The actors must indeed be good to recite some of this laughable dialogue with a straight face . The actors pull out all the stops in nearly every scene The actors pull out all the stops in nearly every scene , but The actors pull out all the stops in nearly every scene , but to diminishing effect . The characters never change . The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward . The actresses find their own rhythm and protect each other from the script's bad ideas and awkwardness . The actresses may have worked up a back story for the women they portray so convincingly The actresses may have worked up a back story for the women they portray so convincingly , The additional storyline is interesting and entertaining The additional storyline is interesting and entertaining , The additional storyline is interesting and entertaining , but The advantage of a postapocalyptic setting is that it can be made on the cheap . The advantage of a postapocalyptic setting is that it can be made on the cheap . Any rock pile will do for a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap . The adventure doesn't contain half the excitement of Balto , or quarter the fun of Toy Story 2 . The affectionate loopiness that once seemed congenital to Demme's perspective The all-French cast is marveilleux . The amazing film work The amazing film work is so convincing that by movies ' end you'll swear you are wet in some places and feel sand creeping in others . The animated sequences are well done and perfectly constructed to convey a sense of childhood imagination The animated sequences are well done and perfectly constructed to convey a sense of childhood imagination and The animated sequences are well done and perfectly constructed to convey a sense of childhood imagination and creating adventure out of angst The animated sequences are well done and perfectly constructed to convey a sense of childhood imagination and creating adventure out of angst . The animated subplot keenly The animation and backdrops are lush and inventive The animation and backdrops are lush and inventive , The animation and backdrops are lush and inventive , yet The animation and backdrops are lush and inventive , yet Return to Neverland never manages to take us to that elusive , lovely place where we suspend our disbelief The animation and game phenomenon The animation and game phenomenon that peaked about three years ago is actually dying a slow death , if the poor quality of Pokemon 4 Ever is any indication . The animation is competent The animation is competent , The animation is competent , and The animation is competent , and some of the gags are quite funny , but Jonah ... never shakes the oppressive , morally superior good-for-you quality that almost automatically accompanies didactic entertainment The appeal of the vulgar , sexist , racist humour went over my head or -- considering just how low brow it is The appeal of the vulgar , sexist , racist humour went over my head or -- considering just how low brow it is -- The appeal of the vulgar , sexist , racist humour went over my head or -- considering just how low brow it is -- perhaps it snuck under my feet The appeal of the vulgar , sexist , racist humour went over my head or -- considering just how low brow it is -- perhaps it snuck under my feet . The appearance of Treebeard and Gollum's expanded role will either have you loving what you're seeing , or rolling your eyes . I loved it ! Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible ! The art demands live viewing . The art demands live viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen The art direction and costumes are gorgeous and finely detailed The art direction and costumes are gorgeous and finely detailed , The art direction and costumes are gorgeous and finely detailed , and The art direction and costumes are gorgeous and finely detailed , and Kurys ' direction is clever and insightful The art direction and costumes are gorgeous and finely detailed , and Kurys ' direction is clever and insightful . The art direction is often exquisite The art direction is often exquisite , The art direction is often exquisite , and The art direction is often exquisite , and the anthropomorphic animal characters are beautifully realized through clever makeup design , leaving one to hope that the eventual DVD release will offer subtitles and the original Italian-language soundtrack The art direction is often exquisite , and the anthropomorphic animal characters are beautifully realized through clever makeup design , leaving one to hope that the eventual DVD release will offer subtitles and the original Italian-language soundtrack . The artwork The artwork is spectacular The artwork is spectacular and The artwork is spectacular and unlike most animaton from Japan , the characters move with grace and panache The artwork is spectacular and unlike most animaton from Japan , the characters move with grace and panache . The asylum material is gripping , as are the scenes of Jia with his family . The attempt to build up a pressure cooker of horrified awe The attempt to build up a pressure cooker of horrified awe emerges from the simple fact that the movie has virtually nothing to show . The attraction between these two marginal characters is complex from the start -- and , refreshingly , stays that way . The audacity to view one of Shakespeare's better known tragedies as a dark comedy is , by itself , deserving of discussion . The audience when I saw this one was chuckling at all the wrong times , and The audience when I saw this one was chuckling at all the wrong times , and that's a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack The audience when I saw this one was chuckling at all the wrong times , and that's a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack . The auteur's ear for the way fears and slights The auteur's ear for the way fears and slights are telegraphed in the most blithe exchanges gives the film its lingering tug . The author's devotees will probably find it fascinating The author's devotees will probably find it fascinating ; The author's devotees will probably find it fascinating ; others may find it baffling . The bad sound The bad sound , The bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all The bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all , The bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all , watching Seinfeld ( who is also one of the film's producers ) do everything he can to look like a good guy The band's courage The band's courage in the face of official repression The band's courage in the face of official repression is inspiring , especially for aging hippies ( this one included ) . The band performances featured in Drumline are red hot The band performances featured in Drumline are red hot ... The band performances featured in Drumline are red hot ... ( but ) from a mere story point of view , the film's ice cold The banter between Calvin and his fellow barbers feels like a streetwise McLaughlin Group ... and never fails to entertain . The basic premise is intriguing but quickly becomes distasteful and downright creepy . The beautiful , unusual music The beautiful , unusual music is this film's chief draw The beautiful , unusual music is this film's chief draw , The beautiful images and solemn words The beautiful images and solemn words can not disguise the slack complacency of ( Godard's ) vision , any more than the gorgeous piano and strings on the soundtrack can drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice . The beautifully choreographed kitchen ballet The beautifully choreographed kitchen ballet is simple but absorbing . The beauty The beauty of Alexander Payne's ode to the Everyman is in the details . The beauty of the piece The beauty of the piece is that it counts heart as important as humor . The best The best Disney movie The best Disney movie since the Lion King '' The best animated The best animated feature to hit theaters since Beauty and the Beast 11 years ago . The best comedy concert movie The best comedy concert movie I've seen since Cho's previous concert comedy film The best comedy concert movie I've seen since Cho's previous concert comedy film , I'm the One That I Want , in 2000 . The best didacticism The best didacticism is one carried by a strong sense of humanism , The best didacticism is one carried by a strong sense of humanism , and Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( '' Laissez-passer '' ) wears its heart on its sleeve The best didacticism is one carried by a strong sense of humanism , and Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( '' Laissez-passer '' ) wears its heart on its sleeve . The best didacticism is one carried by a strong sense of humanism , and Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( `` Laissez-passer '' ) wears its heart on its sleeve The best didacticism is one carried by a strong sense of humanism , and Bertrand Tavernier's oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( `` Laissez-passer '' ) wears its heart on its sleeve . The best drug addition movies The best drug addition movies are usually depressing but rewarding . Quitting , however , manages just to be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance . The best film The best film about baseball The best film about baseball to hit theaters since Field of Dreams The best film of the year 2002 The best film of the year 2002 . The best movie The best movie in many a moon about the passions that sometimes fuel our best achievements and other times The best movie in many a moon about the passions that sometimes fuel our best achievements and other times leave us stranded with nothing more than our lesser appetites . The best movie of its kind since ` Brazil The best movie of its kind since ` Brazil . The best movie of its kind since ` Brazil . ' Lucas , take notes . This The best movie of its kind since ` Brazil . ' Lucas , take notes . This is how you use special effects . The best of the Pierce Brosnan James Bond The best of the Pierce Brosnan James Bond films to date . The best part about '' Gangs '' The best part about `` Gangs '' was Daniel Day-Lewis . The best revenge The best thing The best thing I can say about this film The best thing I can say about this film is that I can't wait to see what the director does next . The best thing about the movie is its personable , amusing cast . The best thing that can be said of the picture The best way The best way to hope for any chance of enjoying this film The best way to hope for any chance of enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . Then lower them a bit more . The best you can say about it is it The best you can say about it is it's so uninspired The big ending surprise The big ending surprise almost saves the movie . The big ending surprise almost saves the movie . It's too bad that the rest isn't more compelling . The big finish is a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing . The big-screen Scooby The big-screen Scooby makes the silly original cartoon seem smart and well-crafted in comparison . The biggest problem The biggest problem I have The biggest problem I have ( other than the very sluggish pace ) is we never really see her Esther blossom as an actress , even though her talent is supposed to be growing . The biggest problem with Roger Avary's uproar against the MPAA The biggest problem with Roger Avary's uproar against the MPAA is that , even in all its director's cut glory , he's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything . The biggest problem with Satin Rouge is Lilia herself . The bland The bland outweighs the nifty The bland outweighs the nifty , The bland outweighs the nifty , and The bland outweighs the nifty , and Cletis Tout never becomes the clever crime comedy it thinks it is The bodily function jokes are about what you'd expect , The bodily function jokes are about what you'd expect , but there are rich veins of funny stuff in this movie The bodily function jokes are about what you'd expect , but there are rich veins of funny stuff in this movie . The bottom line , at least in my opinion , is Imposter makes a better short story than it does a film . The bottom line is the piece works brilliantly . The bottom line with Nemesis is the same as it has been with all the films in the series : Fans will undoubtedly enjoy it , and the uncommitted needn't waste their time on it The bottom line with Nemesis is the same as it has been with all the films in the series : Fans will undoubtedly enjoy it , and the uncommitted needn't waste their time on it . The boys ' sparring , The byplay and bickering between the now spy-savvy siblings , Carmen ( Vega ) and Juni ( Sabara ) Cortez , anchor the film in a very real and amusing give-and-take . The cameo-packed , M : I-2-spoofing title sequence is the funniest 5 minutes to date in this spy comedy franchise The cameo-packed , M : I-2-spoofing title sequence is the funniest 5 minutes to date in this spy comedy franchise ... The cameo-packed , M : I-2-spoofing title sequence is the funniest 5 minutes to date in this spy comedy franchise ... Then Mike Myers shows up and ruins everything The camera soars above the globe in dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm . The camera twirls ! Oh , look at that clever angle ! Wow , a jump cut ! The campy results make Mel Brooks ' Borscht Belt schtick look sophisticated . The cartoon that isn't really good enough to be on afternoon TV The case is a convincing one , and should give anyone with a conscience reason to pause . The cast , collectively a successful example of the lovable-loser protagonist The cast , collectively a successful example of the lovable-loser protagonist , The cast , collectively a successful example of the lovable-loser protagonist , shows deft comic timing . The cast ... keeps this pretty watchable , and casting Mick Jagger as director of the escort service was inspired The cast ... keeps this pretty watchable , and casting Mick Jagger as director of the escort service was inspired . The cast delivers without sham the raw-nerved story . The cast has a high time The cast has a high time , The cast is phenomenal , especially the women . The cast is so low-wattage that none of the characters comes off as big The cast is so low-wattage that none of the characters comes off as big ... The cast is so low-wattage that none of the characters comes off as big ... and The cast is so low-wattage that none of the characters comes off as big ... and the setting remains indistinct The cast is spot on The cast is spot on and The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back . The cast is top-notch The cast is top-notch and The cast is top-notch and I predict there will be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael The cast is top-notch and I predict there will be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael . The cast is uniformly excellent The cast is uniformly excellent ... The cast is uniformly excellent ... but the film itself is merely mildly charming The casting of Raymond J . Barry as the ` assassin ' greatly enhances the quality of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary . The casting of Raymond J. Barry as the ` assassin ' greatly enhances the quality of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary . The casting of von Sydow ... is itself Intacto's luckiest stroke . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders . The character is too forced and overwritten to be funny or believable much of the time The character is too forced and overwritten to be funny or believable much of the time , The character is too forced and overwritten to be funny or believable much of the time , and The character is too forced and overwritten to be funny or believable much of the time , and Clayburgh doesn't always improve the over-the-top mix The characterizations and dialogue lack depth or complexity , with the ironic exception of Scooter . The characters , cast in impossibly contrived situations The characters , cast in impossibly contrived situations , are totally estranged from reality . The characters ... are paper-thin , and their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script . The characters are based on stock clichés The characters are based on stock clichés , The characters are based on stock clichés , and The characters are based on stock clichés , and the attempt to complicate the story only defies credibility The characters are based on stock clichés , and the attempt to complicate the story only defies credibility . The characters are complex and quirky , but entirely believable as the remarkable ensemble cast brings them to life . The characters are interesting The characters are interesting and The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory The characters are interesting and the relationship between Yosuke and Saeko is worth watching as it develops The characters are interesting and the relationship between Yosuke and Saeko is worth watching as it develops , The characters are more deeply thought through than in most ` right-thinking ' films . The characters are never more than sketches ... which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach . The characters are paper thin The characters are paper thin and The characters are paper thin and the plot is so cliched and contrived that it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects The characters are paper thin and the plot is so cliched and contrived that it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects . The characters are so generic The characters are so generic and The characters are so generic and the plot so bland that even as rogue CIA assassins working for Chris Cooper's agency boss close in on the resourceful amnesiac , we don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament The characters are so generic and the plot so bland that even as rogue CIA assassins working for Chris Cooper's agency boss close in on the resourceful amnesiac , we don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament . The characters never change The characters never change . The characters seem one-dimensional The characters seem one-dimensional , The characters seem one-dimensional , and The characters seem one-dimensional , and the film is superficial and will probably be of interest primarily to its target audience . The charm of Revolution OS The charm of Revolution OS is rather the way it introduces you to new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers . The charm of the first movie The charm of the first movie is still there The charm of the first movie is still there , The charm of the first movie is still there , and The charm of the first movie is still there , and the story feels like the logical , unforced continuation of the careers of a pair of spy kids The charm of the first movie is still there , and the story feels like the logical , unforced continuation of the careers of a pair of spy kids . The charming result The charming result is Festival in Cannes . The charms of the lead performances The charms of the lead performances allow us to forget most of the film's problems . The charms of willful eccentricity The charms of willful eccentricity , The charms of willful eccentricity , at least as evidenced by this latest cinematic essay The chocolate factory without Charlie . The cinematic equivalent The cinematic equivalent of patronizing a bar The cinematic equivalent of patronizing a bar favored by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate . The closest thing to the experience of space travel The code talkers deserved better than a hollow tribute . The cold and dreary weather The color sense of Stuart Little 2 The color sense of Stuart Little 2 is its most immediate and most obvious pleasure The color sense of Stuart Little 2 is its most immediate and most obvious pleasure , The color sense of Stuart Little 2 is its most immediate and most obvious pleasure , but it would count for very little if the movie weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is The color sense of Stuart Little 2 is its most immediate and most obvious pleasure , but it would count for very little if the movie weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is . The colorful Masseur wastes its time on mood rather than riding with the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise up the social ladder . The combination of lightness and strictness in this instance The comedy The comedy Death to Smoochy is a rancorous curiosity : a movie without an apparent audience . The comedy is nonexistent . The complex , politically charged tapestry The complex , politically charged tapestry of contemporary Chinese life this exciting new filmmaker has brought to the screen The complex , politically charged tapestry of contemporary Chinese life this exciting new filmmaker has brought to the screen is like nothing we Westerners have seen before . The concept behind Kung Pow : Enter the Fist is hilarious The concept behind Kung Pow : Enter the Fist is hilarious . The concept is a hoot . The concept is a hoot . The trailer is a riot . The movie is a dud . The concert footage is stirring The concert footage is stirring , the recording sessions are intriguing , and -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- this quality band may pick up new admirers . The connected stories of Breitbart and Hanussen are actually fascinating The connected stories of Breitbart and Hanussen are actually fascinating , The connected stories of Breitbart and Hanussen are actually fascinating , but the filmmaking in Invincible is such that the movie does not do them justice . The continued good chemistry The continued good chemistry between Carmen and Juni The corpse count ultimately overrides what little we learn along the way about vicarious redemption . The crap The crap continues . The crassness The crassness of this reactionary thriller The crassness of this reactionary thriller is matched only by the ridiculousness of its premise . The creaking , rusty ship The creaking , rusty ship makes a fine backdrop The creative animation work The creative animation work may not look as fully ` rendered ' as Pixar's industry standard , The creative animation work may not look as fully ` rendered ' as Pixar's industry standard , but it uses lighting effects and innovative backgrounds to an equally impressive degree The creative animation work may not look as fully ` rendered ' as Pixar's industry standard , but it uses lighting effects and innovative backgrounds to an equally impressive degree . The criticism never rises above easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters ... The culmination of everyone's efforts The culmination of everyone's efforts is given life when A Selection appears in its final form ( in '' Last Dance '' ) . The cumulative effect of the movie is repulsive and depressing . The cumulative effect of watching this 65-minute trifle The cumulative effect of watching this 65-minute trifle is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . The cumulative effect of watching this 65-minute trifle is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end . The dark and bittersweet twist The dark and bittersweet twist feels strange as things turn nasty and tragic during the final third of the film . First-timer John McKay is never able to pull it back on course . The darker elements of misogyny and unprovoked violence The darker elements of misogyny and unprovoked violence suffocate the illumination created by the two daughters The darker elements of misogyny and unprovoked violence suffocate the illumination created by the two daughters and The darker elements of misogyny and unprovoked violence suffocate the illumination created by the two daughters and the sparse instances of humor meant to shine through the gloomy film noir veil The darker elements of misogyny and unprovoked violence suffocate the illumination created by the two daughters and the sparse instances of humor meant to shine through the gloomy film noir veil . The delicious The delicious trimmings The delicious trimmings ... The delicious trimmings ... arrive early and stay late , filling nearly every minute ... with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability to triumph over a Scrooge or two The delicious trimmings ... arrive early and stay late , filling nearly every minute ... with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability to triumph over a Scrooge or two . The densest distillation of Roberts ' movies The densest distillation of Roberts ' movies ever made . The determination of Pinochet's victims to seek justice , and their often heartbreaking testimony , spoken directly into director Patricio Guzman's camera , pack a powerful emotional wallop The determination of Pinochet's victims to seek justice , and their often heartbreaking testimony , spoken directly into director Patricio Guzman's camera , pack a powerful emotional wallop . The dialogue is cumbersome The dialogue is cumbersome , The dialogue is cumbersome , the simpering soundtrack and editing more so The dialogue is cumbersome , the simpering soundtrack and editing more so . The dialogue is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact that it is being dubbed . The difference between Cho and most comics is that her confidence in her material is merited . The difference is that I truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne The directing and story are disjointed , flaws that have to be laid squarely on Taylor's doorstep . The directing and story are disjointed , flaws that have to be laid squarely on Taylor's doorstep . But The direction , by George Hickenlooper , has no snap to it , no wiseacre crackle or hard-bitten cynicism . The direction has a fluid , no-nonsense authority The direction has a fluid , no-nonsense authority , and The direction has a fluid , no-nonsense authority , and the performances by Harris , Phifer and Cam ` ron seal the deal The direction has a fluid , no-nonsense authority , and the performances by Harris , Phifer and Cam ` ron seal the deal . The direction occasionally rises to the level of marginal competence The direction occasionally rises to the level of marginal competence , but for most of the film it is hard to tell who is chasing who or why The direction occasionally rises to the level of marginal competence , but for most of the film it is hard to tell who is chasing who or why . The directive to protect the code at all costs also The director's many dodges and turns The director's many dodges and turns add up to little more than a screenful of gamesmanship that's low on both suspense and payoff . The director's twitchy sketchbook style and adroit perspective shifts grow wearisome amid leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship ( most notably wretched sound design ) . The director , Mark Pellington , does a terrific job conjuring up a sinister , menacing atmosphere though unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head . The director , with his fake backdrops and stately pacing The director , with his fake backdrops and stately pacing , The director , with his fake backdrops and stately pacing , never settles on a consistent tone . The director and her capable cast The director and her capable cast appear to be caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions The director and her capable cast appear to be caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions , The director and her capable cast appear to be caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions , but The director and her capable cast appear to be caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions , but the spell they cast isn't the least bit mesmerizing The director explores all three sides of his story with a sensitivity and an inquisitiveness reminiscent of Truffaut . The director has injected self-consciousness into the proceedings at every turn . The results are far more alienating than involving . The director knows how to apply textural gloss , The director mostly plays it straight , turning Leys ' fable into a listless climb down the social ladder . The director seems to take an unseemly pleasure in ( the characters ' ) misery and at the same time to congratulate himself for having the guts to confront it . The dirty jokes provide the funniest moments in this oddly sweet comedy about jokester highway patrolmen . The disjointed mess The disjointed mess flows as naturally as Jolie's hideous yellow ` do . The documentary is much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- to do the subject matter justice . The documentary is much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice . The doofus-on - the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood The doofus-on - the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood has a cocky , after-hours loopiness to it . And as with most late-night bull sessions , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is The doofus-on - the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood has a cocky , after-hours loopiness to it . And as with most late-night bull sessions , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . The dose is strong and funny , for the first 15 minutes anyway The dose is strong and funny , for the first 15 minutes anyway ; after that , the potency wanes dramatically The dragons are the real stars of Reign of Fire and The dragons are the real stars of Reign of Fire and you won't be disappointed The dragons are the real stars of Reign of Fire and you won't be disappointed . The drama discloses almost nothing . The drama was so uninspiring that even a story immersed in love , lust , and sin couldn't keep my attention . The dramatic crisis doesn't always succeed in its quest to be taken seriously The dramatic crisis doesn't always succeed in its quest to be taken seriously , The dramatic crisis doesn't always succeed in its quest to be taken seriously , but The dramatic crisis doesn't always succeed in its quest to be taken seriously , but Huppert's volatile performance makes for a riveting movie experience The dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , The dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and The dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- are surprisingly uninvolving The dramatic scenes are frequently unintentionally funny , and the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- are surprisingly uninvolving . The draw ( for '' Big Bad Love '' ) is a solid performance by Arliss Howard . The draw ( for `` Big Bad Love '' ) is a solid performance by Arliss Howard . The early and middle passages The early and middle passages are surprising in how much they engage and even touch us . The early and middle passages are surprising in how much they engage and even touch us . This is not a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one . It's sort of in-between , and The early and middle passages are surprising in how much they engage and even touch us . This is not a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one . It's sort of in-between , and it works The early and middle passages are surprising in how much they engage and even touch us . This is not a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one . It's sort of in-between , and it works . The editing is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally hilarious The editing is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally hilarious , The editing is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally hilarious , the direction unfocused The editing is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally hilarious , the direction unfocused , The editing is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally hilarious , the direction unfocused , the performances as wooden The effort is sincere The effort is sincere and The effort is sincere and the results are honest The effort is sincere and the results are honest , The effort is sincere and the results are honest , but the film is so bleak that it's hardly watchable The effort is sincere and the results are honest , but the film is so bleak that it's hardly watchable . The elements were all there The elements were all there but lack of a pyschological center knocks it flat The elements were all there but lack of a pyschological center knocks it flat . The emotion is impressively true for being so hot-blooded The emotion is impressively true for being so hot-blooded , The emotion is impressively true for being so hot-blooded , and The emotion is impressively true for being so hot-blooded , and both leads are up to the task The emotion is impressively true for being so hot-blooded , and both leads are up to the task . The emotional overload of female angst irreparably drags the film down . The end result is like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump . The ending does leave you unfulfilled The ending does leave you unfulfilled , The ending does leave you unfulfilled , but these are performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece The ending doesn't work The ending doesn't work ... The ending doesn't work ... but The ending doesn't work ... but most of the movie works so well I'm almost recommending it , anyway -- maybe not to everybody , but certainly to people with a curiosity about how a movie can go very right , and then step wrong The ending feels at odds with the rest of the film . The ending is a cop-out . What happens to John Q ? The ending is a cop-out . What happens to John Q ? I don't have an I Am Sam clue . The engagingly primitive animated special effects contribute to a mood that's sustained through the surprisingly somber conclusion . The enjoyable Undercover Brother The enjoyable Undercover Brother , The enjoyable Undercover Brother , a zany mix of Saturday Night Live-style parody , '70s Blaxploitation films and goofball action comedy gone wild The enjoyable Undercover Brother , a zany mix of Saturday Night Live-style parody , '70s Blaxploitation films and goofball action comedy gone wild , The enjoyable Undercover Brother , a zany mix of Saturday Night Live-style parody , '70s Blaxploitation films and goofball action comedy gone wild , dishes out a ton of laughs that everyone can enjoy . The enormous comic potential The ensemble cast The ensemble cast turns in a collectively stellar performance The ensemble cast turns in a collectively stellar performance , The ensemble cast turns in a collectively stellar performance , and The ensemble cast turns in a collectively stellar performance , and the writing is tight and truthful , full of funny situations and honest observations The ensemble cast turns in a collectively stellar performance , and the writing is tight and truthful , full of funny situations and honest observations . The entire cast is extraordinarily good . The entire cast is first-rate , especially Sorvino . The entire film is one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another . The entire film is one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another . About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal . The entire movie establishes a wonderfully creepy mood . The entire movie has a truncated feeling The entire movie has a truncated feeling , The entire movie has a truncated feeling , but what's available is lovely and lovable The entire movie is in need of a scented bath . The entire movie is so formulaic and forgettable that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory . The entire point of a shaggy dog story The entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , The entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and The entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and this is classic nowheresville in every sense The entire point of a shaggy dog story , of course , is that it goes nowhere , and this is classic nowheresville in every sense . The episodic film makes valid points about the depersonalization of modern life . But the characters tend to be cliches whose lives are never fully explored . The essential problem The ethos of the Chelsea Hotel The ethos of the Chelsea Hotel may shape Hawke's artistic aspirations , but he hasn't yet coordinated his own DV poetry with the Beat he hears in his soul The ethos of the Chelsea Hotel may shape Hawke's artistic aspirations , but he hasn't yet coordinated his own DV poetry with the Beat he hears in his soul . The events of the film are just so WEIRD that I honestly never knew what the hell was coming next . The evocative imagery The evocative imagery and The evocative imagery and gentle , lapping rhythms of this film The evocative imagery and gentle , lapping rhythms of this film are infectious The evocative imagery and gentle , lapping rhythms of this film are infectious -- The evocative imagery and gentle , lapping rhythms of this film are infectious -- it gets under our skin and draws us in long before the plot kicks into gear The evocative imagery and gentle , lapping rhythms of this film are infectious -- it gets under our skin and draws us in long before the plot kicks into gear . The exclamation point seems to be the only bit of glee The exclamation point seems to be the only bit of glee you'll find in this dreary mess . The experience of going to a film festival is a rewarding one The experience of going to a film festival is a rewarding one ; The experience of going to a film festival is a rewarding one ; the experiencing of sampling one through this movie is not The experience of watching blobby old-school CGI animation in this superlarge format The exploitative The exploitative , clumsily staged violence overshadows everything , including most of the actors . The explosion essentially ruined -- or , rather , overpowered The explosion essentially ruined -- or , rather , overpowered -- The explosion essentially ruined -- or , rather , overpowered -- the fiction of the movie for me The explosion essentially ruined -- or , rather , overpowered -- the fiction of the movie for me . The extent to which it succeeds The extent to which it succeeds is impressive The extent to which it succeeds is impressive . The fact is that the screen is most alive when it seems most likely that Broomfield's interviewees , or even himself , will not be for much longer . The fact that The Rookie is a nearly impeccable cinematic experience -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- The fact that it isn't very good The fact that it isn't very good is almost beside the point . The fact that the ` best part ' of the movie comes from a 60-second homage to one of Demme's good films The fact that the ` best part ' of the movie comes from a 60-second homage to one of Demme's good films doesn't bode well for the rest of it . The faithful The faithful will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V . S . Naipaul's novel The faithful will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V . S . Naipaul's novel , The faithful will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V . S . Naipaul's novel , but The faithful will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V.S. Naipaul's novel The faithful will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V.S. Naipaul's novel , The faithful will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V.S. Naipaul's novel , but The far future may be awesome to consider The far future may be awesome to consider , but The far future may be awesome to consider , but from period detail to matters of the heart , this film is most transporting when it stays put in the past The farcical elements seemed too pat and familiar to hold my interest , The farcical elements seemed too pat and familiar to hold my interest , yet its diverting grim message is a good one The fascination comes in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile The fascination comes in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile , The fascination comes in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile , and The fascination comes in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile , and in the way the Ivan character accepts the news of his illness so quickly but still finds himself unable to react The fascination comes in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile , and in the way the Ivan character accepts the news of his illness so quickly but still finds himself unable to react . The feature-length stretch ... strains the show's concept The feature-length stretch ... strains the show's concept . The fetid underbelly of fame The fetid underbelly of fame has never looked uglier . The fight scenes are fun The fight scenes are fun , The fight scenes are fun , but The fight scenes are fun , but it grows tedious The film's ) taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all The film's ) taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all The film's almost unbearable portrait The film's almost unbearable portrait of sadness and grief The film's appeal The film's appeal has a lot to do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth . The film's best trick The film's constant mood of melancholy and its unhurried narrative are masterfully controlled . The film's constant mood of melancholy and its unhurried narrative are masterfully controlled . But The film's constant mood of melancholy and its unhurried narrative are masterfully controlled . But ... The film's constant mood of melancholy and its unhurried narrative are masterfully controlled . But ... in trying to capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances , the film has -- ironically - distanced us from the characters . The film's darker moments become smoothed over by an overwhelming need to tender inspirational tidings , especially in the last few cloying moments The film's desire to be liked sometimes The film's desire to be liked sometimes undermines the possibility for an exploration of the thornier aspects of the nature\/nurture argument in regards to homosexuality . The film's ending has a `` What was it all for The film's few ideas are stretched to the point of evaporation The film's few ideas are stretched to the point of evaporation ; The film's few ideas are stretched to the point of evaporation ; the whole central section is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency The film's few ideas are stretched to the point of evaporation ; the whole central section is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler The film's few ideas are stretched to the point of evaporation ; the whole central section is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler . The film's final hour The film's final hour , where nearly all the previous unseen material resides , is unconvincing soap opera that Tornatore was right to cut . The film's gamble to occasionally break up the live-action scenes with animated sequences pays off , as does its sensitive handling of some delicate subject matter . The film's greatest asset The film's hackneyed message The film's hero is a bore The film's hero is a bore and The film's hero is a bore and his innocence soon becomes a questionable kind of inexcusable dumb innocence The film's hero is a bore and his innocence soon becomes a questionable kind of inexcusable dumb innocence . The film's highlight The film's highlight is definitely its screenplay , both for the rhapsodic dialogue that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations . The film's images give a backbone to the company and provide an emotional edge to its ultimate demise . The film's intimate camera work The film's intimate camera work and The film's intimate camera work and searing performances The film's intimate camera work and searing performances pull us deep into the girls ' confusion and pain as they struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them . The film's lack The film's lack of personality The film's lack of personality permeates all its aspects -- from the TV movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes ever filmed . The film's maudlin focus on the young woman's infirmity and her naive dreams play like the worst kind of Hollywood heart-string plucking . The film's messages of tolerance and diversity aren't particularly original The film's messages of tolerance and diversity aren't particularly original , but The film's messages of tolerance and diversity aren't particularly original , but one can't help but be drawn in by the sympathetic characters The film's messages of tolerance and diversity aren't particularly original , but one can't help but be drawn in by the sympathetic characters . The film's most improbable feat ? The film's most improbable feat ? It didn't go straight to video . The film's needlessly opaque intro The film's needlessly opaque intro takes its doe-eyed Crudup out of pre-9 \ \/ 11 New York and onto a cross-country road trip of the Homeric kind . The film's needlessly opaque intro takes its doe-eyed Crudup out of pre-9 \/ 11 New York and onto a cross-country road trip of the Homeric kind . The film's only missteps The film's plot may be shallow The film's plot may be shallow , The film's plot may be shallow , but The film's plot may be shallow , but you've never seen the deep like you see it in these harrowing surf shots The film's plot may be shallow , but you've never seen the deep like you see it in these harrowing surf shots . The film's sense of imagery gives it a terrible strength The film's sense of imagery gives it a terrible strength , but The film's sense of imagery gives it a terrible strength , but it's propelled by the acting The film's sense of imagery gives it a terrible strength , but it's propelled by the acting . The film's sharp , often mischievous sense The film's sharp , often mischievous sense of humor The film's snags and stumblings The film's strength isn't in its details , but in the larger picture it paints - of a culture in conflict with itself , with the thin veneer of nationalism that covers our deepest , media-soaked fears . The film's thoroughly recycled plot The film's thoroughly recycled plot and tiresome jokes The film's thoroughly recycled plot and tiresome jokes ... The film's thoroughly recycled plot and tiresome jokes ... drag the movie down . The film's trailer also looked like crap , so crap is what I was expecting . The film's unhurried pace is actually one of its strengths . The film's unhurried pace is actually one of its strengths . Entirely appropriately , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn . The film's welcome breeziness and The film's welcome breeziness and some unbelievably hilarious moments The film's welcome breeziness and some unbelievably hilarious moments -- most portraying the idiocy of the film industry -- The film ) tackles the topic of relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end The film , despite the gratuitous cinematic distractions impressed upon it , is still good fun . The film , like Jimmy's routines , could use a few good laughs . The film , while not exactly assured in its execution , The film , while not exactly assured in its execution , is notable for its sheer audacity and openness . The film ... presents classic moral-condundrum drama : What would you have done to survive ? The film affords us intriguing glimpses of the insights gleaned from a lifetime of spiritual inquiry , The film affords us intriguing glimpses of the insights gleaned from a lifetime of spiritual inquiry , but The film aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . The film aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive . The film becomes an overwhelming pleasure The film becomes an overwhelming pleasure , The film becomes an overwhelming pleasure , and The film becomes an overwhelming pleasure , and you find yourself rooting for Gai's character to avoid the fate that has befallen every other Carmen before her The film becomes an overwhelming pleasure , and you find yourself rooting for Gai's character to avoid the fate that has befallen every other Carmen before her . The film boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances The film boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances , The film boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances , but The film boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances , but the result is disappointing The film boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances , but the result is disappointing . The film boasts dry humor and jarring shocks , plus moments of breathtaking mystery . The film brilliantly shines on all the characters , as the direction is intelligently accomplished . The film can't be called a solid success , although there's plenty of evidence here to indicate Clooney might have better luck next time The film can depress you about life itself . The film delivers not just the full assault of Reno's immense wit and insight The film delivers not just the full assault of Reno's immense wit and insight , The film delivers not just the full assault of Reno's immense wit and insight , but The film delivers what it promises : A look at the '' wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans . The film delivers what it promises : A look at the `` wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans . The film desperately sinks further and further into comedy futility . The film didn't convince me that Calvin Jr .'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side . The film didn't convince me that Calvin Jr.'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side . The film didn't move me one way or the other The film didn't move me one way or the other , The film does a solid job of slowly , steadily building up to the climactic burst of violence . The film does give a pretty good overall picture of the situation in Laramie following the murder of Matthew Shepard . The film doesn't have enough innovation or pizazz to attract teenagers The film doesn't have enough innovation or pizazz to attract teenagers , The film doesn't have enough innovation or pizazz to attract teenagers , and The film doesn't have enough innovation or pizazz to attract teenagers , and it lacks the novel charm that made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences The film doesn't have enough innovation or pizazz to attract teenagers , and it lacks the novel charm that made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences . The film doesn't really care about the thousands of Americans who die hideously The film doesn't really care about the thousands of Americans who die hideously , it cares about how Ryan meets his future wife and makes his start at the CIA . The film doesn't show enough of the creative process or even of what was created for the non-fan to figure out what makes Wilco a big deal . The film exudes the urbane sweetness that Woody Allen seems to have bitterly forsaken . The film falls short on tension , eloquence , spiritual challenge -- things that have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries . The film fearlessly gets under the skin of the people involved The film fearlessly gets under the skin of the people involved ... This makes it not only a detailed historical document , but an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture The film fearlessly gets under the skin of the people involved ... This makes it not only a detailed historical document , but an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture . The film feels formulaic , its plot and pacing typical Hollywood war-movie stuff , while the performances elicit more of a sense of deja vu than awe . The film feels uncomfortably real , its language and locations bearing the unmistakable stamp of authority . The film fits into a genre that has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet remains uniquely itself , vibrant with originality . The film flat lines The film flat lines when it should peak and is more The film gets close to the chimps the same way Goodall did , with a serious minded patience , respect and affection . The film grows on you . The film grows on you . And how . The film has ( its ) moments The film has ( its ) moments , but The film has ( its ) moments , but they are few and far between The film has ( its ) moments , but they are few and far between . The film has a childlike quality about it . But the feelings evoked in the film are lukewarm and quick to pass The film has a few cute ideas and several modest chuckles The film has a few cute ideas and several modest chuckles but The film has a few cute ideas and several modest chuckles but it isn't exactly kiddie-friendly ... Alas , Santa is more ho-hum than ho-ho-ho and the Snowman ( who never gets to play that flute ) has all the charm of a meltdown . The film has a kind of hard , cold effect . The film has a laundry list of minor shortcomings The film has a laundry list of minor shortcomings , The film has a laundry list of minor shortcomings , but The film has a laundry list of minor shortcomings , but the numerous scenes of gory mayhem are worth the price of admission ... if '' gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time . The film has a laundry list of minor shortcomings , but the numerous scenes of gory mayhem are worth the price of admission ... if `` gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time The film has a laundry list of minor shortcomings , but the numerous scenes of gory mayhem are worth the price of admission ... if `` gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time . The film has a nearly terminal case of the cutes , and it's neither as funny nor as charming as it thinks it is The film has a nearly terminal case of the cutes , and it's neither as funny nor as charming as it thinks it is . The film has a terrific look The film has a terrific look and The film has a terrific look and Salma Hayek has a feel for the character at all stages of her life The film has a terrific look and Salma Hayek has a feel for the character at all stages of her life . The film has an infectious enthusiasm The film has an infectious enthusiasm and The film has an infectious enthusiasm and we're touched by the film's conviction that all life centered on that place , that time and that sport The film has an infectious enthusiasm and we're touched by the film's conviction that all life centered on that place , that time and that sport . The film has just enough of everything -- re-enactments , archival footage , talking-head interviews -- The film has just enough of everything -- re-enactments , archival footage , talking-head interviews -- and the music is simply sublime The film has several strong performances . The film has the courage of its convictions and excellent performances on its side . The film has the high-buffed gloss and high-octane jolts you expect of De Palma , but what makes it transporting is that it's also one of the smartest The film has the high-buffed gloss and high-octane jolts you expect of De Palma , but what makes it transporting is that it's also one of the smartest , most pleasurable expressions of pure movie love to come from an American director in years . The film has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed , arbitrarily plotted and filled with crude humor and vulgar innuendo . The film has the uncanny ability to right itself precisely when you think it's in danger of going wrong . The film hinges on its performances , The film hinges on its performances , and both leads are up to the task The film is ... determined to treat its characters , weak and strong , as fallible human beings , not caricatures , and to carefully delineate the cost of the inevitable conflicts between human urges and an institution concerned with self-preservation . The film is a confusing melange of tones and styles , one moment a romantic trifle and the next a turgid drama . The film is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence The film is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence , The film is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence , but The film is a fierce dance of destruction . The film is a hoot , and is just as good , if not better than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand . The film is a verbal duel between two gifted performers . The film is a very good viewing alternative for young women . The film is about the relationships rather than about the outcome . And The film is about the relationships rather than about the outcome . And it sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen The film is about the relationships rather than about the outcome . And it sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen . The film is all a little Lit Crit 101 The film is all a little Lit Crit 101 , but The film is all a little Lit Crit 101 , but it's extremely well played and often very funny The film is all over the place , really . The film is all over the place , really . It dabbles all around , never gaining much momentum . The film is an earnest try at beachcombing verismo The film is an earnest try at beachcombing verismo , but it would be even more indistinct than it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose . The film is an earnest try at beachcombing verismo , but it would be even more indistinct than it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose The film is an earnest try at beachcombing verismo , but it would be even more indistinct than it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose . The film is based on truth and yet there is something about it that feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner The film is beautifully mounted The film is beautifully mounted , The film is beautifully mounted , but The film is beautifully mounted , but , more to the point , the issues are subtly presented The film is beautifully mounted , but , more to the point , the issues are subtly presented , The film is beautifully mounted , but , more to the point , the issues are subtly presented , managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness The film is bright and flashy in all the right ways . The film is darkly funny in its observation of just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work . The film is delicately narrated by Martin Landau and directed with sensitivity and skill by Dana Janklowicz-Mann . The film is directed by Wally Wolodarsky from a script by Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future . The film is enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film and stage adaptations of the work . The film is explosive The film is explosive , The film is explosive , but The film is explosive , but a few of those sticks are wet The film is faithful to what one presumes are the book's twin premises -- that we become who we are on the backs of our parents The film is faithful to what one presumes are the book's twin premises -- that we become who we are on the backs of our parents , but The film is faithful to what one presumes are the book's twin premises -- that we become who we are on the backs of our parents , but we have no idea who they were at our age ; and that time is a fleeting and precious commodity no matter how old you are The film is filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders The film is filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders , The film is filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders , but The film is filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders , but deftly manages to avoid many of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill The film is filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders , but deftly manages to avoid many of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill . The film is flat . The film is full of charm . The film is grossly contradictory in conveying its social message , if indeed there is one . The film is hampered by its predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters . The film is hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful , and lit by flashes of mordant humor . The film is impressive for the sights and sounds of the wondrous beats the world has to offer . The film is insightful about Kissinger's background and history . The film is like sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and desperately wishing you could change tables . The film is moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming all at once ... a twisting , unpredictable , cat-and-mouse thriller . The film is old-fashioned , occasionally charming and as subtle as boldface . The film is one of the year's best . The film is painfully authentic , and The film is painfully authentic , and the performances of the young players are utterly convincing The film is powerful , accessible and funny . You won't miss its messages , The film is powerful , accessible and funny . You won't miss its messages , but The film is powerful , accessible and funny . You won't miss its messages , but you'll be entertained as well The film is powerful , accessible and funny . You won't miss its messages , but you'll be entertained as well . The film is predictable in the reassuring manner of a beautifully sung holiday carol . The film is really closer to porn than a serious critique of what's wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture . The film is reasonably entertaining , though it begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy . The film is saved from aren't - kids-cute sentimentality by a warmth that isn't faked and a stately sense of composition . The film is small in scope , yet perfectly formed . The film is so bad it doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen . The film is so busy making reference to other films and trying to be other films that it fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own . The film is so packed with subplots involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film . The film is stark , straightforward and deadly ... an unnatural calm that's occasionally shaken by ... blasts of rage , and later , violent jealousy . ' The film is strictly routine . The film is ultimately about as inspiring as a Hallmark card . The film is undone by anachronistic quick edits and occasional jarring glimpses of a modern theater audience watching the events unfold . The film is visually dazzling The film is visually dazzling , The film is visually dazzling , the depicted events dramatic , funny and poignant The film is visually dazzling , the depicted events dramatic , funny and poignant . The film is way too full of itself The film is way too full of itself ; The film is way too full of itself ; it's stuffy and pretentious in a give-me-an-Oscar kind of way The film is way too full of itself ; it's stuffy and pretentious in a give-me-an-Oscar kind of way . The film is weighed down by supporting characters who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil . The film itself is about something very interesting and odd that The film itself is about something very interesting and odd that would probably work better as a real documentary without the insinuation of mediocre acting or a fairly trite narrative . The film jolts the laughs from the audience -- as if by cattle prod . The film just might turn on many people to opera , in general The film just might turn on many people to opera , in general , an art form at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand as life . The film lapses The film lapses too often into sugary sentiment and withholds delivery on the pell-mell pyrotechnics its punchy style promises . The film makes a fatal mistake The film makes a fatal mistake : It asks us to care about a young man whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life The film makes a tragic error by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc . The film makes strong arguments regarding the social status of America's indigenous people The film makes strong arguments regarding the social status of America's indigenous people , but The film makes strong arguments regarding the social status of America's indigenous people , but really only exists to try to eke out an emotional tug of the heart , one which it fails to get The film may appear naked in its narrative form The film may not hit as hard as some of the better drug-related pictures The film may not hit as hard as some of the better drug-related pictures , The film may not hit as hard as some of the better drug-related pictures , but The film may not hit as hard as some of the better drug-related pictures , but it still manages to get a few punches in The film never finds its tone and several scenes run too long . The film never gets over its own investment in conventional arrangements , in terms of love , age , gender , race , and class . The film occasionally tries the viewer's patience with slow pacing and a main character who sometimes defies sympathy The film occasionally tries the viewer's patience with slow pacing and a main character who sometimes defies sympathy , but it ultimately satisfies with its moving story The film occasionally tries the viewer's patience with slow pacing and a main character who sometimes defies sympathy , but it ultimately satisfies with its moving story . The film offers an intriguing what-if premise . The film oozes craft . The film presents visceral and dangerously honest revelations about the men and machines behind the curtains of our planet . The film proves unrelentingly grim -- and equally engrossing . The film rehashes several old themes and is capped with pointless extremes The film rehashes several old themes and is capped with pointless extremes -- The film rehashes several old themes and is capped with pointless extremes -- it's insanely violent and very graphic The film rehashes several old themes and is capped with pointless extremes -- it's insanely violent and very graphic . The film reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding The film reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding -- The film reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding -- with better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style . The film reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding -- with better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style . The difference is that I truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne The film runs on a little longer than it needs to The film runs on a little longer than it needs to -- The film runs on a little longer than it needs to -- Muccino either doesn't notice when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters The film runs on a little longer than it needs to -- Muccino either doesn't notice when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters -- The film runs on a little longer than it needs to -- Muccino either doesn't notice when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters -- but The film runs on a little longer than it needs to -- Muccino either doesn't notice when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters -- but it's smooth and professional The film runs on a little longer than it needs to -- Muccino either doesn't notice when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters -- but it's smooth and professional . The film runs on equal parts of innocence and wisdom The film runs on equal parts of innocence and wisdom -- wisdom that comes with experience . It has fun being grown up . The film seems a dead weight . The lack of pace kills it , although , in a movie about cancer , this might be apt . The film sometimes flags The film sometimes flags ... but there is enough secondary action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace The film sounds like the stuff of lurid melodrama The film sounds like the stuff of lurid melodrama , but The film sounds like the stuff of lurid melodrama , but what makes it interesting as a character study is the fact that the story is told from Paul's perspective The film sounds like the stuff of lurid melodrama , but what makes it interesting as a character study is the fact that the story is told from Paul's perspective . The film sparkles with the the wisdom and humor of its subjects . The film starts promisingly , but The film starts promisingly , but the ending is all too predictable and far too cliched to really work The film starts promisingly , but the ending is all too predictable and far too cliched to really work . The film takes too long getting to the good stuff The film tries too hard to be funny and tries too hard to be hip . The end result is a film that's neither . The film truly does rescue ( the Funk Brothers ) from Motown's shadows . It's about time . The film ultimately offers nothing more than people in an urban jungle needing other people to survive ... The film was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances by both Steve Buscemi and Rosario Dawson ... The film wasn't preachy The film wasn't preachy , The film was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way and demographically targeted to please every one ( and no one ) . The film would have been more enjoyable had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama , The film would have been more enjoyable had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama , ' The film would have been more enjoyable had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama , ' but The film would have been more enjoyable had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama , ' but the emphasis on the latter leaves Blue Crush waterlogged The film would have been more enjoyable had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama , ' but the emphasis on the latter leaves Blue Crush waterlogged . The film would work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . Immediately . The filmmaker ascends , literally , to the Olympus of the art world The filmmaker ascends , literally , to the Olympus of the art world , The filmmaker ascends , literally , to the Olympus of the art world , but he would have done well to end this flawed , dazzling series with the raising of something other than his own cremaster The filmmakers ' eye for detail The filmmakers ' eye for detail and The filmmakers ' eye for detail and the high standards of performance The filmmakers ' eye for detail and the high standards of performance convey a strong sense of the girls ' environment . The filmmakers are playing to the Big Boys in New York and L . A . To that end , they mock the kind of folks they don't understand , ones they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either . The filmmakers are playing to the Big Boys in New York and L.A. To that end , they mock the kind of folks they don't understand , ones they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either . The filmmakers keep pushing the jokes at the expense of character until things fall apart . The filmmakers know how to please the eye The filmmakers know how to please the eye , The filmmakers know how to please the eye , but The filmmakers know how to please the eye , but it is not always the prettiest pictures that tell the best story The filmmakers know how to please the eye , but it is not always the prettiest pictures that tell the best story . The filmmakers needed more emphasis on the storytelling and less on the glamorous machine that thrusts the audience into a future they won't much care about . The filmmakers try to balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and in unexpected ways , touching . The filmmakers want nothing else than to show us a good time The filmmakers want nothing else than to show us a good time , The filmmakers want nothing else than to show us a good time , and The filmmakers want nothing else than to show us a good time , and in their cheap , B movie way , they succeed The filmmakers want nothing else than to show us a good time , and in their cheap , B movie way , they succeed . The filmmakers wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best , and fashion a story around him . The final result makes for adequate entertainment The first Bond movie in ages that isn't fake fun The first Bond movie in ages that isn't fake fun . The first Fatal Attraction The first Fatal Attraction was vile enough . The first Fatal Attraction was vile enough . Do we really need the Tiger Beat version ? The first Tunisian film I have ever seen , and it's also probably the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment I'm likely to see all year The first Tunisian film I have ever seen , and it's also probably the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment I'm likely to see all year . The first five minutes will have you talking 'til the end of the year The first five minutes will have you talking 'til the end of the year ! The first hour is tedious though Ford and Neeson capably hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie . The first mistake The first mistake , I suspect , The first mistake , I suspect , is casting Shatner as a legendary professor and Kunis as a brilliant college student -- where's Pauly Shore as the rocket scientist ? The first question to ask about Bad Company is why Anthony Hopkins is in it . The first shocking thing about Sorority Boys is that it's actually watchable . The first shocking thing about Sorority Boys is that it's actually watchable . Even more baffling is that it's funny . The fluid motion is astounding on any number of levels The fluid motion is astounding on any number of levels -- including the physical demands made on Büttner -- The fluid motion is astounding on any number of levels -- including the physical demands made on Büttner -- and The fluid motion is astounding on any number of levels -- including the physical demands made on Büttner -- and it implies in its wake the intractable , irreversible flow of history The fluid motion is astounding on any number of levels -- including the physical demands made on Büttner -- and it implies in its wake the intractable , irreversible flow of history . The fly-on-the-wall method The following things are not at all entertaining The following things are not at all entertaining : The following things are not at all entertaining : The bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all , watching Seinfeld ( who is also one of the film's producers ) do everything he can to look like a good guy The following things are not at all entertaining : The bad sound , the lack of climax and , worst of all , watching Seinfeld ( who is also one of the film's producers ) do everything he can to look like a good guy . The footage of the rappers at play and the prison interview with Suge Knight The footage of the rappers at play and the prison interview with Suge Knight are just two of the elements that will grab you . The format gets used best The formula is familiar but enjoyable . The fourth '' Pokemon '' is a diverting -- if predictable -- adventure suitable for a matinee , with a message that cautions children about disturbing the world's delicate ecological balance . The fourth `` Pokemon '' is a diverting -- if predictable -- adventure suitable for a matinee , with a message that cautions children about disturbing the world's delicate ecological balance . The fourth in a series that I'll bet most parents had thought -- hoped ! -- The fourth in a series that I'll bet most parents had thought -- hoped ! -- was a fad that had long since vanished . The fun The fun of the movie The fun of the movie is the chance it affords to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad . The funny thing The furious coherence The furious coherence that ( DeNiro ) brings to this part The furious coherence that ( DeNiro ) brings to this part only underscores the fuzzy sentimentality of the movie itself , which feels , as it plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing . The gags The gags , and the script , are a mixed bag . The gags are often a stitch . The gags that fly at such a furiously funny pace that the only rip off that we were aware of was the one we felt when the movie ended so damned soon . The genius The genius of the work The genius of the work speaks volumes , offering up a hallucinatory dreamscape that frustrates and captivates . The gentle comic treatment The gentle comic treatment of adolescent sturm und drang The gentle comic treatment of adolescent sturm und drang should please fans of Chris Fuhrman's posthumously published cult novel . The gifted Crudup has the perfect face to play a handsome blank yearning to find himself The gifted Crudup has the perfect face to play a handsome blank yearning to find himself , The gifted Crudup has the perfect face to play a handsome blank yearning to find himself , and The gifted Crudup has the perfect face to play a handsome blank yearning to find himself , and his cipherlike personality and bad behavior would play fine if the movie knew what to do with him . The good The good is very , very good The good is very , very good ... The good is very , very good ... The rest runs from mildly unimpressive to despairingly awful The good thing The gorgeously elaborate continuation The gorgeously elaborate continuation of `` The Lord of the Rings '' trilogy The gorgeously elaborate continuation of `` The Lord of the Rings '' trilogy is so huge that a column of words can not adequately describe co-writer\/director Peter Jackson's expanded vision of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth . The graphic carnage and re-creation of war-torn Croatia is uncomfortably timely , relevant , and sickeningly real . The great pity The great pity is that those responsible didn't cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home . The hackneyed story The hackneyed story about an affluent damsel in distress who decides to fight her bully of a husband is simply too overdone . The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry between the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry between the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant proves to be sensational The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry between the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant proves to be sensational , The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry between the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant proves to be sensational , and The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry between the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant proves to be sensational , and everything meshes in this elegant entertainment The hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry between the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant proves to be sensational , and everything meshes in this elegant entertainment . The heart of the film The heart of the film is a touching reflection on aging , suffering and the prospect of death . The heat of the moment The heat of the moment prevails . The heat of the moment prevails . It cooks Conduct in a low , smoky and inviting sizzle . The heedless impetuousness of youth is on full , irritating display in ( this ) meandering and pointless French coming-of-age import from writer-director Anne-Sophie Birot . The heightened symmetry The high-concept scenario soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , and The high-concept scenario soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , and truth-in-advertising hounds take note The high-concept scenario soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , and truth-in-advertising hounds take note : The high-concept scenario soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , and truth-in-advertising hounds take note : There's very little hustling on view The high-concept scenario soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , and truth-in-advertising hounds take note : There's very little hustling on view . The history is fascinating The history is fascinating ; The history is fascinating ; the action is dazzling The history is fascinating ; the action is dazzling . The histrionic muse The histrionic muse still eludes Madonna and , playing a charmless witch The histrionic muse still eludes Madonna and , playing a charmless witch , she is merely a charmless witch . The holes in this film The holes in this film remain agape The holes in this film remain agape -- The holes in this film remain agape -- holes punched through by an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot The holes in this film remain agape -- holes punched through by an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot . The holiday message of the 37-minute Santa vs . the Snowman The holiday message of the 37-minute Santa vs . the Snowman leaves a lot to be desired . The holiday message of the 37-minute Santa vs. the Snowman leaves a lot to be desired . The hook The hook is the drama within the drama , as an unsolved murder and an unresolved moral conflict jockey for the spotlight . The hot topics of the plot are relegated to the background -- a welcome step forward from the Sally Jesse Raphael atmosphere of films like Philadelphia and American Beauty . The humor and humanity The humor and humanity of Monsoon Wedding The humor and humanity of Monsoon Wedding are in perfect balance . The humor isn't as sharp The humor isn't as sharp , the effects not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original . But The humor isn't as sharp , the effects not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original . But it could have been worse The humor isn't as sharp , the effects not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original . But it could have been worse . The huskies are beautiful The huskies are beautiful , The huskies are beautiful , the border collie is funny The huskies are beautiful , the border collie is funny and the overall feeling is genial and decent The huskies are beautiful , the border collie is funny and the overall feeling is genial and decent . The hypnotic imagery and fragmentary tale The hypnotic imagery and fragmentary tale explore the connections between place and personal identity . The idea is more interesting than the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run . The idea of 49-year-old Roberto Benigni playing the wooden boy Pinocchio is scary enough The idea of 49-year-old Roberto Benigni playing the wooden boy Pinocchio is scary enough . The reality of the new live-action Pinocchio he directed , cowrote and starred in borders on the grotesque The ill-conceived modern-day ending The images lack contrast The images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable . The immersive powers The immersive powers of the giant screen and its hyper-realistic images The immersive powers of the giant screen and its hyper-realistic images are put to perfect use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D . The impulses that produced this project ... are commendable The impulses that produced this project ... are commendable , but The impulses that produced this project ... are commendable , but the results are uneven The increasingly diverse French director The increasingly diverse French director has created a film that one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history . The inevitable double - and triple-crosses arise , but the only drama is in waiting to hear how John Malkovich's reedy consigliere will pronounce his next line The ingenious construction The ingenious construction ( adapted by David Hare from Michael Cunningham's novel ) The ingenious construction ( adapted by David Hare from Michael Cunningham's novel ) constantly flows forwards and back , weaving themes among three strands which allow us to view events as if through a prism The ingenuity The ingenuity that Parker displays in freshening the play The ingenuity that Parker displays in freshening the play is almost in a class with that of Wilde himself . The inherent limitations of using a video game as the source material movie The inherent limitations of using a video game as the source material movie are once again made all too clear in this schlocky horror\/action hybrid . The inherent strength The inherent strength of the material as well as the integrity of the filmmakers The inhospitability of the land The innate The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen . The innocence of holiday cheer The inspirational screenplay The inspirational screenplay by Mike Rich The intent is almost exactly the same ( as The Full Monty ) . All that's missing is the spontaneity , originality and delight The intent is almost exactly the same ( as The Full Monty ) . All that's missing is the spontaneity , originality and delight . The invincible Werner Herzog The irony is that this film's cast is uniformly superb The irony is that this film's cast is uniformly superb ; their performances could have -- should have -- been allowed to stand on their own . The isolated moments of creative insanity The issues are presented in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care . The jokes are flat The jokes are flat , The jokes are flat , and the action looks fake The jokes are flat , and the action looks fake . The jokes are sophomoric The jokes are sophomoric , The jokes are sophomoric , stereotypes are sprinkled everywhere and The jokes are sophomoric , stereotypes are sprinkled everywhere and the acting ranges from bad to bodacious The jokes are sophomoric , stereotypes are sprinkled everywhere and the acting ranges from bad to bodacious . The jokes are telegraphed so far in advance The jokes are telegraphed so far in advance they must have been lost in the mail . The journey is worth your time , especially if you have Ellen Pompeo sitting next to you for the ride . The journey to the secret's eventual discovery The journey to the secret's eventual discovery is a separate adventure , The journey to the secret's eventual discovery is a separate adventure , and thrill enough The journey to the secret's eventual discovery is a separate adventure , and thrill enough . The kid's ) just too bratty for sympathy The kids in the audience at the preview screening seemed bored , cheering the pratfalls but little else The kids in the audience at the preview screening seemed bored , cheering the pratfalls but little else ; The kids in the audience at the preview screening seemed bored , cheering the pratfalls but little else ; their parents , wise folks that they are , read books The kids in the audience at the preview screening seemed bored , cheering the pratfalls but little else ; their parents , wise folks that they are , read books . The kind of film that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an ill-advised and poorly The kind of film that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an ill-advised and poorly executed idea . The kind of movie that comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , gutsy and perfectly The kind of movie that comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , gutsy and perfectly executed it takes your breath away . The kind of movie that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics The kind of movie that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics . The kind of primal storytelling that George Lucas can only dream of The kind of primal storytelling that George Lucas can only dream of . The kind of sense of humor that derives from a workman's grasp of pun and entendre and its attendant The kind of spectacularly The kind of sweet-and-sour insider movie that film buffs will eat up like so much gelati The kind of sweet-and-sour insider movie that film buffs will eat up like so much gelati . The kind of trifle that date nights were invented for . The lack The lack of naturalness makes everything seem self-consciously poetic and forced The lack of naturalness makes everything seem self-consciously poetic and forced ... The lack of naturalness makes everything seem self-consciously poetic and forced ... It's a pity that ( Nelson's ) achievement doesn't match his ambition The lack of naturalness makes everything seem self-consciously poetic and forced ... It's a pity that ( Nelson's ) achievement doesn't match his ambition . The lack of opposing viewpoints The lack of opposing viewpoints soon grows tiresome The lack of opposing viewpoints soon grows tiresome -- The lack of opposing viewpoints soon grows tiresome -- the film feels more like a series of toasts at a testimonial dinner than a documentary The lack of pace The large-format film is well suited to capture these musicians in full regalia The large-format film is well suited to capture these musicians in full regalia and The large-format film is well suited to capture these musicians in full regalia and the incredible IMAX sound system lets you feel the beat down to your toes The large-format film is well suited to capture these musicians in full regalia and the incredible IMAX sound system lets you feel the beat down to your toes . The large-frame IMAX camera lends itself beautifully to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers . The laser-projected paintings provide a spell-casting beauty The last 20 minutes are somewhat redeeming The last 20 minutes are somewhat redeeming , The last 20 minutes are somewhat redeeming , but most of the movie is the same teenage American road-trip drek we've seen before The last 20 minutes are somewhat redeeming , but most of the movie is the same teenage American road-trip drek we've seen before - The last scenes of the film are anguished , bitter and truthful . The last scenes of the film are anguished , bitter and truthful . Mr . Koshashvili is a director to watch The last scenes of the film are anguished , bitter and truthful . Mr . Koshashvili is a director to watch . The last three narcissists The latest Adam Sandler assault and possibly the worst film The latest Adam Sandler assault and possibly the worst film of the year The latest Adam Sandler assault and possibly the worst film of the year . The latest vapid actor's exercise to appropriate the structure of Arthur Schnitzler's Reigen . The laughs are as rare as snake foo yung . The lead actors share no chemistry or engaging charisma . The lead actors share no chemistry or engaging charisma . We don't even like their characters . The leads are natural and lovely The leads are natural and lovely , the pace is serene , the humor wry and sprightly . The leads are so unmemorable , despite several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes , that one eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material . The leads we are given here are simply too bland to be interesting . The leanest and meanest The leanest and meanest of Solondz's misanthropic comedies The leanest and meanest of Solondz's misanthropic comedies . The leaping story line , shaped by director Peter Kosminsky into sharp slivers and cutting impressions The leaping story line , shaped by director Peter Kosminsky into sharp slivers and cutting impressions , The leaping story line , shaped by director Peter Kosminsky into sharp slivers and cutting impressions , shows all the signs of rich detail condensed into a few evocative images and striking character traits . The level of acting elevates the material above pat inspirational status and gives it a sturdiness and solidity that we've long associated with Washington the actor . The level of maturity displayed by this 33-year-old first-time feature director The lightest , most breezy movie Steven Spielberg The lightest , most breezy movie Steven Spielberg has made in more than a decade . The lightest , most breezy movie Steven Spielberg has made in more than a decade . And The lightest , most breezy movie Steven Spielberg has made in more than a decade . And the positive change in tone here seems to have recharged him The lightest , most breezy movie Steven Spielberg has made in more than a decade . And the positive change in tone here seems to have recharged him . The limited sets and The little girls understand , and McCracken knows that's all that matters . The lively appeal The lively appeal of The Last Kiss The lively appeal of The Last Kiss lies in the ease with which it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy . The locale ... remains far more interesting than the story at hand . The locations go from stark desert to gorgeous beaches . The locations go from stark desert to gorgeous beaches . The story plays out slowly , but the characters are intriguing and realistic The locations go from stark desert to gorgeous beaches . The story plays out slowly , but the characters are intriguing and realistic . The logic The logic of it all will be Greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie's rude and crude humor . The long-range appeal The long-range appeal of '' Minority Report '' The long-range appeal of '' Minority Report '' should transcend any awards it bags . This is one for the ages . The long-range appeal of `` Minority Report '' The longer the movie goes , the worse it gets The longer the movie goes , the worse it gets , The longer the movie goes , the worse it gets , but The longer the movie goes , the worse it gets , but it's actually pretty good in the first few minutes The lousy John Q The lousy John Q all but spits out Denzel Washington's fine performance in the title role . The lousy lead performances The lousy lead performances ... keep the movie from ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired . The low-budget Full Frontal was one of the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures The low-budget Full Frontal was one of the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures , The low-budget Full Frontal was one of the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures , and The low-key direction is pleasingly emphatic in this properly intense , claustrophobic tale of obsessive love . The magic The magic ( and original running time ) of ace Japanimator Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away The magic ( and original running time ) of ace Japanimator Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away survives intact in BV's re-voiced version . The magic of the film The main characters are simply named The Husband , The Wife and The Kidnapper , emphasizing the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort . The main problem The main problem being that it's only a peek The main story ... is compelling enough , but it's difficult to shrug off the annoyance of that chatty fish . The major problem The major problem with Windtalkers The major problem with Windtalkers is that the bulk of the movie centers on the wrong character . The makers have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original The makers have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and The makers have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and , The makers of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood should offer a free ticket ( second prize , of course , two free tickets ) to anyone who can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie . The makers of Mothman Prophecies succeed in producing that most frightening of all movies -- a mediocre horror film too bad to be good and too good to be bad . The mantra behind the project seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick . ' The mantra behind the project seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick . ' Translation The mantra behind the project seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick . ' Translation : ` The mantra behind the project seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick . ' Translation : ` We don't need to try very hard . The mantra behind the project seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick . ' Translation : ` We don't need to try very hard . ' The mark of a respectable summer blockbuster The mark of a respectable summer blockbuster is one of two things : unadulterated thrills or genuine laughs . The material The material and the production The material and the production itself are little more than routine . The members manage to pronounce KOK exactly as you think they might , thus giving the cast ample opportunity to use that term as often as possible . It's very Beavis and Butthead , yet always seems to elicit a chuckle . The mesmerizing performances The mesmerizing performances of the leads The messages of compassion and mercy are clearly , squarely and The messages of compassion and mercy are clearly , squarely and specifically expounded via computer animated Old Testament tale of Jonah and the Whale The messages of compassion and mercy are clearly , squarely and specifically expounded via computer animated Old Testament tale of Jonah and the Whale . Determined to be fun , The messages of compassion and mercy are clearly , squarely and specifically expounded via computer animated Old Testament tale of Jonah and the Whale . Determined to be fun , and The messages of compassion and mercy are clearly , squarely and specifically expounded via computer animated Old Testament tale of Jonah and the Whale . Determined to be fun , and bouncy , with energetic musicals , the humor didn't quite engage this adult . The messy emotions raging throughout this three-hour effort The metaphors are provocative The metaphors are provocative , The metaphors are provocative , but The metaphors are provocative , but too often , the viewer is left puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery The metaphors are provocative , but too often , the viewer is left puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery . The milieu is wholly unconvincing The milieu is wholly unconvincing ... The milieu is wholly unconvincing ... and The milieu is wholly unconvincing ... and the histrionics reach a truly annoying pitch The milieu is wholly unconvincing ... and the histrionics reach a truly annoying pitch . The minor figures surrounding ( Bobby ) ... form a gritty urban mosaic The minor figures surrounding ( Bobby ) ... form a gritty urban mosaic . The misery The misery of these people The misery of these people becomes just another voyeuristic spectacle , to be consumed and forgotten . The modern master The modern master of the chase sequence The modern master of the chase sequence returns with a chase to end all chases The modern remake of Dumas's story is long on narrative and ( too ) short on action . The modern-day characters are nowhere near as vivid as the 19th-century ones . The modern-day royals have nothing on these guys when it comes to scandals . The mood , look and tone of the film fit the incredible storyline to a T . The mood , look and tone of the film fit the incredible storyline to a T. The moral shrapnel and mental shellshock will linger long after this film has ended . The more you think about the movie , the more you will probably like it . The most amazing super-sized dosage The most amazing super-sized dosage of goofball The most amazing super-sized dosage of goofball stunts any '' Jackass '' fan could want . The most amazing super-sized dosage of goofball stunts any `` Jackass '' fan The most amazing super-sized dosage of goofball stunts any `` Jackass '' fan could want . The most audacious , outrageous , sexually explicit , psychologically probing , pure libido film of the year has arrived from Portugal . The most brilliant and brutal UK crime film The most brilliant and brutal UK crime film since Jack Carter The most brilliant and brutal UK crime film since Jack Carter went back to Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No . 1 drips with style and , at times , blood . The most brilliant and brutal UK crime film since Jack Carter went back to Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and , at times , blood . The most brilliant work The most brilliant work in this genre since the 1984 uncut version of Sergio Leone The most brilliant work in this genre since the 1984 uncut version of Sergio Leone's flawed but staggering Once Upon a Time in America . The most compelling Wiseman epic The most compelling Wiseman epic of recent years The most compelling performance The most compelling performance of the year The most compelling performance of the year adds substantial depth to this shocking testament to anti-Semitism and neo-fascism . The most consistently funny The most consistently funny of the Austin Powers films The most consistently funny of the Austin Powers films . The most excruciating 86 minutes one The most excruciating 86 minutes one might sit through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill . The most hopelessly monotonous film The most hopelessly monotonous film of the year , noteworthy only for the gimmick of being filmed as a single unbroken 87-minute The most horrific movie The most horrific movie experience The most horrific movie experience I've had since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful . The most horrific movie experience I've had since `` Can't Stop The Music . '' The most ill-conceived animated comedy The most ill-conceived animated comedy since the 1991 dog Rover The most ingenious film The most ingenious film comedy since Being John Malkovich The most ingenious film comedy since Being John Malkovich . The most memorable moment The most memorable moment was when Green threw medical equipment at a window ; not because it was particularly funny , but because I had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration . The most offensive thing about the movie The most offensive thing about the movie is that Hollywood expects people to pay to see it . The most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy The most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy an excuse for a movie as you can imagine The most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy an excuse for a movie as you can imagine . The most remarkable ( and frustrating ) thing The most remarkable ( and frustrating ) thing about World Traveler , The most remarkable ( and frustrating ) thing about World Traveler , which opens today in Manhattan The most repugnant adaptation The most repugnant adaptation of a classic text since Roland Joffé and Demi Moore The most repugnant adaptation of a classic text since Roland Joffé and Demi Moore's The Scarlet Letter . The most surprising thing The most surprising thing about this film The most surprising thing about this film is that they are actually releasing it into theaters . The most wondrous love story The most wondrous love story in years The most wondrous love story in years , it is a great film . The movie's accumulated force The movie's accumulated force still feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . But is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition ? The movie's biggest shocks come from seeing former nymphette Juliette Lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named Minnie and watching Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell . The movie's blatant derivativeness is one reason it's so lackluster . The movie's captivating details The movie's captivating details are all in the performances , from Foreman's barking-mad Taylor to Thewlis's smoothly sinister Freddie and Bettany\/McDowell's hard-eyed gangster . The movie's downfall The movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality . The movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality . It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events . The movie's eventual success The movie's gloomy atmosphere The movie's heavy-handed screenplay The movie's major and most devastating flaw The movie's major and most devastating flaw is its reliance on formula , though The movie's major and most devastating flaw is its reliance on formula , though , The movie's major and most devastating flaw is its reliance on formula , though , and The movie's major and most devastating flaw is its reliance on formula , though , and it's quite enough to lessen the overall impact the movie could have had . The movie's messages are quite admirable The movie's messages are quite admirable , The movie's messages are quite admirable , but the story is just too clichéd and too often strains credulity The movie's messages are quite admirable , but the story is just too clichéd and too often strains credulity . The movie's plot is almost entirely witless and inane , carrying every gag two or three times beyond its limit to sustain a laugh . The movie's progression The movie's progression into rambling incoherence The movie's progression into rambling incoherence gives new meaning to the phrase ` fatal script error . ' The movie's quiet affirmation The movie's ripe , enrapturing beauty The movie's seams may show The movie's seams may show ... The movie's seams may show ... but The movie's seams may show ... but Pellington gives '' Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling The movie's seams may show ... but Pellington gives '' Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling . The movie's seams may show ... but Pellington gives `` Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling The movie's seams may show ... but Pellington gives `` Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling . The movie's something-borrowed construction feels less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . The movie's something-borrowed construction feels less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here . The movie's thesis -- elegant technology for the masses -- The movie's thesis -- elegant technology for the masses -- is surprisingly refreshing . The movie's ultimate point -- that everyone should be themselves -- is trite The movie's ultimate point -- that everyone should be themselves -- is trite , The movie's ultimate point -- that everyone should be themselves -- is trite , but The movie's ultimate point -- that everyone should be themselves -- is trite , but the screenwriter and director Michel Gondry restate it to the point of ridiculousness The movie's ultimate point -- that everyone should be themselves -- is trite , but the screenwriter and director Michel Gondry restate it to the point of ridiculousness . The movie's vision of a white American zealously spreading a Puritanical brand of Christianity to South Seas islanders is one only a true believer could relish . The movie , despite its rough edges and a tendency to sag in certain places , is wry and engrossing . The movie , like Bartleby , is something of a stiff -- an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes . The movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film The movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film , is frequently indecipherable The movie , shot on digital videotape rather than film , is frequently indecipherable . The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as ... The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as ... ( Quills ) did by showing them The movie achieves as great an impact by keeping these thoughts hidden as ... ( Quills ) did by showing them . The movie attempts to mine laughs from a genre -- the gangster\/crime comedy -- that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago , and its cutesy reliance on movie-specific cliches isn't exactly endearing The movie attempts to mine laughs from a genre -- the gangster\/crime comedy -- that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago , and its cutesy reliance on movie-specific cliches isn't exactly endearing . The movie barely makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks . The movie certainly has its share of clever moments and biting dialogue The movie certainly has its share of clever moments and biting dialogue , The movie certainly has its share of clever moments and biting dialogue , but The movie does its best to work us over , with second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds . The movie doesn't add anything fresh to the myth . The movie doesn't generate a lot of energy . The movie doesn't generate a lot of energy . It is dark , brooding and slow , and takes its central idea way too seriously . The movie doesn't think much of its characters , its protagonist , or of us . The movie does such an excellent job of critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development that criticizing feels more like commiserating . The movie ends with outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie . The movie enters a realm where few non-porn films venture , and comes across as darkly funny , energetic , and surprisingly gentle . The movie eventually snaps under the strain of its plot contrivances and its need to reassure . The movie fails to portray its literarily talented and notorious subject as anything much more than a dirty old man . The movie feels like it's going to be great , The movie feels like it's going to be great , and The movie feels like it's going to be great , and it carries on feeling that way for a long time , The movie feels like it's going to be great , and it carries on feeling that way for a long time , but takeoff just never happens The movie feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies The movie feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies . The movie generates plot points with a degree of randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing . The movie has a script ( by Paul Pender ) made of wood , The movie has a script ( by Paul Pender ) made of wood , and The movie has a script ( by Paul Pender ) made of wood , and it's relentlessly folksy , a procession of stagy set pieces stacked with binary oppositions The movie has a script ( by Paul Pender ) made of wood , and it's relentlessly folksy , a procession of stagy set pieces stacked with binary oppositions . The movie has an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture The movie has an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults . The movie has an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L.A. beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults . The movie has lots of dancing and fabulous music . There are slow and repetitive parts , The movie has lots of dancing and fabulous music . There are slow and repetitive parts , but The movie has lots of dancing and fabulous music . There are slow and repetitive parts , but it has just enough spice to keep it interesting The movie has lots of dancing and fabulous music . There are slow and repetitive parts , but it has just enough spice to keep it interesting . The movie has no respect for laws , political correctness or common decency The movie has no respect for laws , political correctness or common decency , The movie has no respect for laws , political correctness or common decency , but The movie is ... very funny as you peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes . The movie is a desperate miscalculation . The movie is a desperate miscalculation . It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , The movie is a desperate miscalculation . It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , and The movie is a desperate miscalculation . It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time The movie is a desperate miscalculation . It gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny , and then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time . The movie is a dud . The movie is a little tired The movie is a little tired ; The movie is a little tired ; maybe the original inspiration has run its course The movie is a lumbering load of hokum but The movie is a lumbering load of hokum but ... The movie is a lumbering load of hokum but ... it's at least watchable The movie is a lumbering load of hokum but ... it's at least watchable . The movie is a mess from start to finish . The movie is a negligible work of manipulation , an exploitation piece doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents . The movie is a trove of delights . The movie is about as deep as that sentiment . The movie is about as humorous as watching your favorite pet get buried alive . The movie is almost completely lacking in suspense , surprise and consistent emotional conviction . The movie is amateurish The movie is amateurish , The movie is amateurish , but The movie is amateurish , but it's a minor treat . The movie is as far as you can get from racy , to the point where it almost stops the blood flow to your brain The movie is as far as you can get from racy , to the point where it almost stops the blood flow to your brain ; The movie is as padded as Allen's jelly belly . The movie is brilliant , really . The movie is brilliant , really . It is philosophy , illustrated through everyday events . The movie is concocted and carried out by folks worthy of scorn The movie is concocted and carried out by folks worthy of scorn , The movie is concocted and carried out by folks worthy of scorn , and The movie is concocted and carried out by folks worthy of scorn , and the nicest thing I can say is that I can't remember a single name responsible for it The movie is concocted and carried out by folks worthy of scorn , and the nicest thing I can say is that I can't remember a single name responsible for it . The movie is genial but never inspired , and little about it will stay with you . The movie is gorgeously made The movie is gorgeously made , The movie is gorgeously made , but The movie is hardly a masterpiece The movie is hardly a masterpiece , The movie is hardly a masterpiece , but it does mark Ms . Bullock's best work in some time The movie is hardly a masterpiece , but it does mark Ms . Bullock's best work in some time . The movie is hardly a masterpiece , but it does mark Ms. Bullock's best work in some time The movie is hardly a masterpiece , but it does mark Ms. Bullock's best work in some time . The movie is ingenious fun . The movie is ingenious fun . See it . The movie is like Scorsese's Mean Streets redone by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot . The movie is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the '' webcast . '' The movie is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast . '' The movie is loaded with good intentions The movie is loaded with good intentions , but in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the Holocaust escape story , Minac drains his movie of all individuality The movie is loaded with good intentions , but in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the Holocaust escape story , Minac drains his movie of all individuality . The movie isn't always easy to look at . But if it is indeed a duty of art to reflect life , than Leigh has created a masterful piece of artistry right here The movie isn't always easy to look at . But if it is indeed a duty of art to reflect life , than Leigh has created a masterful piece of artistry right here . The movie isn't horrible , but The movie isn't just hilarious : The movie isn't just hilarious : It's witty and inventive , too , and in hindsight , it isn't even all that dumb The movie isn't painfully bad , something to be ` fully experienced ' The movie isn't painfully bad , something to be ` fully experienced ' ; it's just tediously bad , something to be fully forgotten The movie isn't painfully bad , something to be ` fully experienced ' ; it's just tediously bad , something to be fully forgotten . The movie is not as terrible as the synergistic impulse that created it . The movie is pretty funny now and then without in any way demeaning its subjects . The movie is silly beyond comprehension The movie is silly beyond comprehension , The movie is silly beyond comprehension , and The movie is silly beyond comprehension , and even if it weren't silly , it would still be beyond comprehension The movie is silly beyond comprehension , and even if it weren't silly , it would still be beyond comprehension . The movie is so contrived , nonsensical and formulaic that , come to think of it , the day-old shelf would be a more appropriate location to store it . The movie is so resolutely cobbled together out of older movies that it even uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory . The movie is so thoughtlessly assembled . The movie is the equivalent of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay . The movie is too amateurishly square to make the most of its own ironic implications . The movie is too cute to take itself too seriously The movie is too cute to take itself too seriously , The movie is too cute to take itself too seriously , but The movie is too cute to take itself too seriously , but it still feels like it was made by some very stoned college students The movie is too impressed with its own solemn insights to work up much entertainment value . The movie is undone by a filmmaking methodology that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads . The movie is virtually without context The movie is virtually without context -- The movie is virtually without context -- journalistic or historical . The movie is virtually without context -- journalistic or historical . What's worse is that Pelosi knows it The movie is virtually without context -- journalistic or historical . What's worse is that Pelosi knows it . The movie is well crafted The movie is well crafted , The movie is well crafted , and The movie is well crafted , and well executed . The movie is well crafted , and well executed . If you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' are pretty easy to guess The movie is well crafted , and well executed . If you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' are pretty easy to guess - The movie is well crafted , and well executed . If you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' are pretty easy to guess - but The movie is well crafted , and well executed . If you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' are pretty easy to guess - but that doesn't make the movie any less entertaining The movie is well crafted , and well executed . If you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' are pretty easy to guess - but that doesn't make the movie any less entertaining . The movie is well done , but slow . The movie is well shot and very tragic The movie is well shot and very tragic , The movie is well shot and very tragic , and The movie is well shot and very tragic , and one to ponder after the credits roll The movie is without intent . The movie itself appears to be running on hypertime in reverse as the truly funny bits get further and further apart . The movie itself is far from disappointing , offering an original The movie itself is far from disappointing , offering an original take on courtroom movies , a few nifty twists that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis . The movie keeps coming back to the achingly unfunny Phonce and his several silly subplots . The movie makes absolutely no sense . Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question : Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb ? The movie occasionally threatens to become didactic The movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , The movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , but The movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , but it's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge The movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , but it's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back The movie quickly drags on becoming boring and predictable . I tried to read the time on my watch . The movie resolutely avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation , and becomes one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates . The movie should jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs , and leave you feeling like it was worth your seven bucks , even though it does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end . The movie slides downhill as soon as macho action conventions assert themselves . The movie spends more time with Schneider than with newcomer McAdams , even though her performance is more interesting ( and funnier ) than his . The movie starts with a legend and ends with a story that is so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true . The movie starts with a legend and ends with a story that is so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true . This is the stuff that Disney movies are made of . The movie straddles the fence between escapism and social commentary , The movie straddles the fence between escapism and social commentary , and on both sides it falls short The movie straddles the fence between escapism and social commentary , and on both sides it falls short . The movie suffers from two fatal ailments -- a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected . The movie takes itself too seriously The movie takes itself too seriously and The movie takes itself too seriously and , The movie turns out to be ( Assayas ' ) homage to the Gallic ` tradition of quality , ' in all its fusty squareness . The movie ultimately relies a bit too heavily on grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like moments The movie ultimately relies a bit too heavily on grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like moments ... The movie ultimately relies a bit too heavily on grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like moments ... but it's such a warm and charming package that you'll feel too happy to argue much The movie wavers between Hallmark card sentimentality and goofy , life-affirming moments straight out of a cellular phone commercial . The movie weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne . The movie worked for me right up to the final scene , The movie worked for me right up to the final scene , and The movie would seem less of a trifle if Ms. Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine . The mushy finale The mushy finale turns John Q into a movie-of-the-week tearjerker . The music makes a nice album The music makes a nice album , The music makes a nice album , the food is enticing The music makes a nice album , the food is enticing and The music makes a nice album , the food is enticing and Italy beckons us all The music makes a nice album , the food is enticing and Italy beckons us all . The mystery of Enigma is how a rich historical subject , combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture . The name says it all . Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set . The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , but The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , but she's never seen speaking on stage The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , but she's never seen speaking on stage ; one feels cheated , The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , but she's never seen speaking on stage ; one feels cheated , and The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , but she's never seen speaking on stage ; one feels cheated , and Esther seems to remain an unchanged dullard The narrator and the other characters try to convince us that acting transfigures Esther , but she's never seen speaking on stage ; one feels cheated , and Esther seems to remain an unchanged dullard . The new Insomnia The new Insomnia is a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor The new Insomnia is a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor , The new Insomnia is a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor , and The new Insomnia is a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor , and when it does elect to head off in its own direction , it employs changes that fit it well rather than ones that were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities The new Insomnia is a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor , and when it does elect to head off in its own direction , it employs changes that fit it well rather than ones that were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities . The new faces The new faces are interesting The new faces are interesting , The new faces are interesting , but the old story isn't , especially when it starts to seem more improvised than scripted The new film of Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard The new film of Anton Chekhov's The Cherry Orchard puts the ` ick ' in ` classic . ' The next big thing's The next big thing's not-so-big The next big thing's not-so-big ( and not-so-hot ) The next generation of mob movie The next generation of mob movie . Part low rent Godfather . Part Three Stooges . The nicest thing The nicest thing that can be said about Stealing Harvard ( which might have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog ) The nicest thing that can be said about Stealing Harvard ( which might have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog ) is that it's not as obnoxious as Tom Green's Freddie Got Fingered . The niftiest trick The niftiest trick perpetrated by The Importance of Being Earnest The nonstop artifice The nonstop artifice ultimately proves tiresome , with the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations . The notion of deleting emotion from people The notion of deleting emotion from people , even in an advanced Prozac Nation The notion of deleting emotion from people , even in an advanced Prozac Nation , is so insanely dysfunctional that the rampantly designed Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus . The notion that bombing buildings is the funniest thing in the world The obligatory break-ups and The obnoxious special effects The obnoxious special effects , The obnoxious special effects , the obligatory outbursts of flatulence and the incessant , so-five-minutes-ago pop music on the soundtrack The obnoxious special effects , the obligatory outbursts of flatulence and the incessant , so-five-minutes-ago pop music on the soundtrack overwhelm what is left of the scruffy , dopey old Hanna-Barbera charm . The obnoxious title character The obnoxious title character provides the drama that gives added clout to this doc . The observations The observations of this social\/economic\/urban environment are canny and spiced with irony . The off-center humor The off-center humor is a constant The off-center humor is a constant , and the ensemble gives it a buoyant delivery The off-center humor is a constant , and the ensemble gives it a buoyant delivery . The one not-so-small problem with Expecting The one not-so-small problem with Expecting is that the entire exercise has no real point . The one-liners are snappy The one-liners are snappy , the situations volatile The one-liners are snappy , the situations volatile and The one-liners are snappy , the situations volatile and the comic opportunities richly rewarded The one-liners are snappy , the situations volatile and the comic opportunities richly rewarded . The only camouflage Carvey should now be considering is a paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers . The only entertainment The only entertainment you'll derive from this choppy and sloppy affair The only entertainment you'll derive from this choppy and sloppy affair will be from unintentional giggles -- several of them . The only fun part of the movie The only fun part of the movie is playing the obvious game The only fun part of the movie is playing the obvious game . The only fun part of the movie is playing the obvious game . You try to guess the order in which the kids in the house will be gored . The only pain The only pain you'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub The only pain you'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub . The only problem The only problem is that , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care . The only question ... is to determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . The only question ... is to determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid . The only reason The only reason you should see this movie is if you have a case of masochism and an hour and a half to blow . The only surprise The only surprise is that heavyweights Joel Silver and Robert Zemeckis agreed to produce this The only surprise is that heavyweights Joel Silver and Robert Zemeckis agreed to produce this ; I assume the director has pictures of them cavorting in ladies ' underwear . The only thing '' swept away '' is the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time . The only thing I laughed at The only thing I laughed at were the people who paid to see it . The only thing `` swept away '' is the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time . The only thing scary about feardotcom The only thing scary about feardotcom is that the filmmakers and studio are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie . The only thing that could possibly make them less interesting than they already are The only thing that distinguishes a Randall Wallace film from any other is the fact that there is nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film . The only thing to fear about '' Fear Dot Com '' The only thing to fear about '' Fear Dot Com '' is hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you when you doze off thirty minutes into the film . The only thing to fear about `` Fear Dot Com '' is hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you when you doze off thirty minutes into the film . The only thing worse than your substandard , run-of-the-mill Hollywood picture The only time 8 Crazy Nights comes close to hitting a comedic or satirical target The only type of lives this glossy comedy-drama resembles are ones in formulaic mainstream movies . The only upside to all of this unpleasantness The only way this supernatural snore-fest could give anyone a case of the frights The only way to tolerate this insipid , brutally clueless film The only way to tolerate this insipid , brutally clueless film might be with a large dose of painkillers . The only young people who possibly will enjoy it The only young people who possibly will enjoy it are infants ... who might be distracted by the movie's quick movements and sounds . The origin story is well told The origin story is well told , The origin story is well told , and The origin story is well told , and the characters will not disappoint anyone who values the original comic books The origin story is well told , and the characters will not disappoint anyone who values the original comic books . It's in the action scenes that things fall apart . The original wasn't a good movie The original wasn't a good movie but The original wasn't a good movie but this remake makes it look like a masterpiece ! The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less - The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less - than-likely New York celebrities The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less - than-likely New York celebrities ... The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr . Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less - than-likely New York celebrities ... certainly raises the film above anything Sandler's been attached to before . The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr. Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr. Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr. Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less - than-likely New York celebrities The otherwise good-naturedness of Mr. Deeds , with its embrace of sheer goofiness and cameos of less - than-likely New York celebrities ... certainly raises the film above anything Sandler's been attached to before . The overall effect is awe and affection -- and a strange urge to get on a board and , uh , shred , dude . The overall fabric is hypnotic The overall fabric is hypnotic , The overall fabric is hypnotic , and The overall fabric is hypnotic , and Mr . Mattei fosters moments of spontaneous intimacy The overall fabric is hypnotic , and Mr . Mattei fosters moments of spontaneous intimacy . The overall fabric is hypnotic , and Mr. Mattei fosters moments of spontaneous intimacy The overall fabric is hypnotic , and Mr. Mattei fosters moments of spontaneous intimacy . The overall feel is not unlike watching a glorified episode of `` 7th Heaven . '' The overall feel of the film is pretty cheesy The overall feel of the film is pretty cheesy , The overall feel of the film is pretty cheesy , but there's still a real sense that the Star Trek tradition has been honored as best it can The overall feel of the film is pretty cheesy , but there's still a real sense that the Star Trek tradition has been honored as best it can , given the embarrassing script and weak direction The overall result is an intelligent , realistic portrayal of testing boundaries . The overall vibe is druggy and self-indulgent , like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors . The pace of the film is very slow ( for obvious reasons ) The pace of the film is very slow ( for obvious reasons ) and The pace of the film is very slow ( for obvious reasons ) and that too becomes off-putting The pacing is deadly The pacing is deadly , the narration helps little The pacing is deadly , the narration helps little and The pacing is deadly , the narration helps little and Naipaul , a juicy writer , is negated The pacing is deadly , the narration helps little and Naipaul , a juicy writer , is negated . The pacing is glacial The pacing is glacial , the screenplay is stiff as a board , The pacing is glacial , the screenplay is stiff as a board , and The pacing is glacial , the screenplay is stiff as a board , and things heat up only in the movie's final scenes The pacing is often way off The pacing is often way off and The pacing is often way off and there are too many bona fide groaners among too few laughs The pacing is often way off and there are too many bona fide groaners among too few laughs . The package in which this fascinating -- and timely -- content comes wrapped The package in which this fascinating -- and timely -- content comes wrapped is disappointingly generic . The pain , loneliness and insecurity of the screenwriting process are vividly and painfully brought to slovenly life in this self-deprecating , biting and witty feature written by Charlie Kaufman and his twin brother , Donald , and directed by Spike Jonze . The pairing does sound promising in theory ... but their lack of chemistry makes Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro in Showtime look like old , familiar vaudeville partners . The part where nothing's happening , The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening The party scenes deliver some tawdry kicks . The rest of the film ... is dudsville The party scenes deliver some tawdry kicks . The rest of the film ... is dudsville . The passions aroused by the discord between old and new cultures The people in Dogtown and Z-Boys are so funny , aggressive and alive The people in Jessica are so recognizable and true that , as in real life , we're never sure how things will work out . The perfect film The perfect film for those who like sick comedies that can be snide The performances are all solid The performances are all solid ; The performances are all solid ; it merely lacks originality to make it a great movie The performances are amiable and committed The performances are amiable and committed , The performances are amiable and committed , and The performances are amiable and committed , and the comedy more often than not hits the bullseye The performances are amiable and committed , and the comedy more often than not hits the bullseye . The performances are an absolute joy . The performances are immaculate , with Roussillon providing comic relief . The performances are remarkable . The performances are so leaden The performances are so leaden , Michael Rymer's direction is so bloodless and The performances are so leaden , Michael Rymer's direction is so bloodless and the dialogue is so corny that the audience laughs out loud The performances are so overstated The performances are so overstated , the effect comes off as self-parody . The performances are strong , though the subject matter demands acting that borders on hammy at times . The performances are uniformly good . The performances of the children , untrained in acting The performances of the children , untrained in acting , have an honesty and dignity that breaks your heart . The performances of the four main actresses bring their characters to life . The performances of the four main actresses bring their characters to life . A little melodramatic , but with enough hope to keep you engaged . The performers are so spot on The performers are so spot on , it is hard to conceive anyone else in their roles . The period -- swinging London in the time of the mods and the rockers -- gets the once-over once again in Gangster No . 1 , but falls apart long before the end . The philosophical musings of the dialogue jar against the tawdry soap opera antics The philosophical musings of the dialogue jar against the tawdry soap opera antics of the film's action The philosophical musings of the dialogue jar against the tawdry soap opera antics of the film's action in a way that is surprisingly enjoyable The photographer's show-don ` t-tell stance is admirable The photographer's show-don ` t-tell stance is admirable , The picture's fascinating byways The picture's fascinating byways are littered with trenchant satirical jabs at the peculiar egocentricities of the acting breed . The picture emerges as a surprisingly anemic disappointment . The picture runs a mere 84 minutes , The picture runs a mere 84 minutes , but it's no glance . The picture runs a mere 84 minutes , but it's no glance . It's a head-turner -- thoughtfully written , beautifully read and , finally , deeply humanizing . The picture seems uncertain whether it wants to be an acidic all-male All About Eve or a lush , swooning melodrama in the Intermezzo strain . The picture uses humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life The picture uses humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life , The picture uses humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life , but The picture uses humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life , but also acknowledging the places , and the people , from whence you came The picture uses humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life , but also acknowledging the places , and the people , from whence you came . The piquant story The plan to make Enough into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller ' has flopped as surely as a soufflé gone wrong . The pleasure The pleasure of Read My Lips is like seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . The pleasure of Read My Lips is like seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . We're drawn in by the dark luster . The pleasures of Super Troopers The pleasures of Super Troopers may be fleeting , The pleasures of Super Troopers may be fleeting , but The pleasures of Super Troopers may be fleeting , but they'll register strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor The pleasures that it does afford may be enough to keep many moviegoers The pleasures that it does afford may be enough to keep many moviegoers occupied amidst some of the more serious-minded concerns of other year-end movies . The plot's clearly mythic structure The plot's clearly mythic structure may owe more to Disney's strong sense of formula than to the original story . But while the highly predictable narrative falls short , Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold . The plot's contrivances are uncomfortably strained . The plot grows thin soon The plot grows thin soon , The plot grows thin soon , and you find yourself praying for a quick resolution The plot grows thin soon , and you find yourself praying for a quick resolution . The plot has a number of holes The plot has a number of holes , The plot has a number of holes , and The plot has a number of holes , and at times it's simply baffling The plot has a number of holes , and at times it's simply baffling . The plot is nothing but boilerplate clichés from start to finish The plot is nothing but boilerplate clichés from start to finish , The plot is nothing but boilerplate clichés from start to finish , and The plot is nothing but boilerplate clichés from start to finish , and the script assumes that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience , but that it's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times The plot is paper-thin The plot is paper-thin and The plot is paper-thin and the characters aren't interesting enough to watch them go about their daily activities for two whole hours The plot is paper-thin and the characters aren't interesting enough to watch them go about their daily activities for two whole hours . The plot is plastered with one Hollywood cliche after another , most of which involve precocious kids getting the better of obnoxious adults . The plot is so predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine The plot is so predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine and The plot is so predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine and her goats walk off into the sunset The plot is very clever The plot is very clever , The plot is very clever , but The plot is very clever , but Boyd weighs it down with too many characters and events , all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of The plot of the comeback curlers isn't very interesting actually , The plot of the comeback curlers isn't very interesting actually , but what I like about Men With Brooms and what is kind of special is how the film knows what's unique and quirky about Canadians The plot of the comeback curlers isn't very interesting actually , but what I like about Men With Brooms and what is kind of special is how the film knows what's unique and quirky about Canadians . The plot twists give I Am Trying to Break Your Heart an attraction it desperately needed . The powder blues and sun-splashed whites of Tunis make an alluring backdrop for this sensuous and spirited tale of a prim widow who finds an unlikely release in belly-dancing clubs . The power of Shanghai Ghetto The power of Shanghai Ghetto , a documentary by Dana Janklowicz-Mann and Amir Mann , The power of Shanghai Ghetto , a documentary by Dana Janklowicz-Mann and Amir Mann , rests in the voices of men and women , now in their 70s , who lived there in the 1940s . The power of this script The power of this script , The power of this script , and The power of this script , and the performances that come with it The power of this script , and the performances that come with it , The powerful success The powerful success of Read My Lips with such provocative material The powerful success of Read My Lips with such provocative material shows why , after only three films , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers . The predominantly amateur cast is painful to watch , so stilted and unconvincing The predominantly amateur cast is painful to watch , so stilted and unconvincing are the performances . The premise for this kegger comedy probably sounded brilliant four six-packs and a pitcher of margaritas in The premise for this kegger comedy probably sounded brilliant four six-packs and a pitcher of margaritas in , The premise for this kegger comedy probably sounded brilliant four six-packs and a pitcher of margaritas in , but The premise for this kegger comedy probably sounded brilliant four six-packs and a pitcher of margaritas in , but the film must have been written ... in the thrall of a vicious hangover The premise is in extremely bad taste The premise is in extremely bad taste , The premise is in extremely bad taste , and The premise is in extremely bad taste , and the film's supposed insights are so poorly thought-out and substance-free that even a high school senior taking his or her first psychology class could dismiss them The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired . The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... and The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... and you've got a huge mess The premise itself is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing ... and you've got a huge mess . The premise of '' Abandon '' holds promise , The premise of '' Abandon '' holds promise , ... The premise of '' Abandon '' holds promise , ... but The premise of '' Abandon '' holds promise , ... but its delivery is a complete mess The premise of '' Abandon '' holds promise , ... but its delivery is a complete mess . The premise of Jason X is silly but strangely believable . The premise of `` Abandon '' holds promise , The premise of `` Abandon '' holds promise , ... The premise of `` Abandon '' holds promise , ... but The premise of `` Abandon '' holds promise , ... but its delivery is a complete mess The premise of `` Abandon '' holds promise , ... but its delivery is a complete mess . The pretensions -- and disposable story -- The pretensions -- and disposable story -- sink the movie . The pretensions -- and disposable story -- sink the movie . And The pretensions -- and disposable story -- sink the movie . And Diesel isn't the actor to save it The pretensions -- and disposable story -- sink the movie . And Diesel isn't the actor to save it . The primitive force of this film The primitive force of this film seems to bubble up from the vast collective memory of the combatants . It's like watching a nightmare made flesh . The principals in this cast are all fine The principals in this cast are all fine , The principals in this cast are all fine , but The principals in this cast are all fine , but Bishop and Stevenson are standouts The problem , amazingly enough , is the screenplay . The problem is not that it's all derivative , because plenty of funny movies recycle old tropes . The problem is that Van Wilder does little that is actually funny with the material . The problem is that Van Wilder does little that is actually funny with the material . The problem is that for the most part , the film is deadly dull . The problem is that it is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another . The problem is that the movie has no idea of it is serious or not . The problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable . The problem with ANTWONE FISHER The problem with ANTWONE FISHER is that it has a screenplay written by Antwone Fisher based on the book by Antwone Fisher . The problem with The Bread , My Sweet The problem with The Bread , My Sweet is that it's far too sentimental . The problem with `` XXX '' The problem with `` XXX '' is that its own action isn't very effective . The problem with all of this The problem with all of this : It's not really funny . The problem with concept films is that if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie The problem with movies about angels The problem with movies about angels is they have a tendency to slip into hokum . The problem with movies about angels is they have a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip The problem with movies about angels is they have a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip -- The problem with movies about angels is they have a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip -- it avalanches into forced fuzziness The problem with movies about angels is they have a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip -- it avalanches into forced fuzziness . The problem with the film The problem with the film is whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau . The problem with the mayhem in Formula 51 The problem with the mayhem in Formula 51 is not that it's offensive , but that it's boring . The problem with this film The problem with this film is that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot . Had anyone here done anything remotely intelligent The problem with this film is that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot . Had anyone here done anything remotely intelligent , we all could have stopped watching long ago . The problem with this film is that it lacks focus . I sympathize with the plight of these families The problem with this film is that it lacks focus . I sympathize with the plight of these families , The problem with this film is that it lacks focus . I sympathize with the plight of these families , but The problem with this film is that it lacks focus . I sympathize with the plight of these families , but the movie doesn't do a very good job conveying the issue at hand The problematic characters The problematic characters and The problematic characters and overly convenient plot twists The problematic characters and overly convenient plot twists foul up Shum's good intentions . The problems and characters it reveals The problems and characters it reveals are universal and involving The problems and characters it reveals are universal and involving , and The problems and characters it reveals are universal and involving , and the film itself -- as well its delightful cast -- is so breezy , pretty and gifted , it really won my heart The problems and characters it reveals are universal and involving , and the film itself -- as well its delightful cast -- is so breezy , pretty and gifted , it really won my heart . The problems of the people in Love in the Time of Money are hardly specific to their era . They just have problems , which are neither original nor are presented in convincing way . The production design , score and choreography are simply intoxicating . The production has been made with an enormous amount of affection The production has been made with an enormous amount of affection , The production has been made with an enormous amount of affection , so The production has been made with an enormous amount of affection , so we believe these characters love each other The production has been made with an enormous amount of affection , so we believe these characters love each other . The production values are of the highest and the performances attractive without being memorable . The production values are up there . The use of CGI The production values are up there . The use of CGI and The project's filmmakers forgot to include anything even halfway scary as they poorly rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting . The punch lines The punch lines that miss The punch lines that miss , unfortunately , outnumber the hits by three-to-one . The punch lines that miss , unfortunately , outnumber the hits by three-to-one . But The punch lines that miss , unfortunately , outnumber the hits by three-to-one . But Death to Smoochy keeps firing until the bitter end The punch lines that miss , unfortunately , outnumber the hits by three-to-one . But Death to Smoochy keeps firing until the bitter end . The quality of the art combined with the humor and intelligence of the script The question hanging over The Time Machine is not , as the main character suggests , ` what if ? ' but rather , ` How can you charge money for this ? ' The quirky and recessive charms The quirky and recessive charms of co-stars Martin Donovan and Mary-Louise Parker The quirky and recessive charms of co-stars Martin Donovan and Mary-Louise Parker help overcome the problematic script . The quirky drama The quirky drama touches the heart and the funnybone thanks to the energetic and always surprising performance by Rachel Griffiths . The rare Imax movie that you'll wish The rare Imax movie that you'll wish was longer than an hour . The rare movie The rare movie that's as crisp and to the point The rare movie that's as crisp and to the point as the novel on which it's based The rare movie that's as crisp and to the point as the novel on which it's based . The re - enactments , however fascinating they may be as history , are too crude to serve the work especially well . The re-release of Ron Howard's Apollo 13 in the IMAX format proves absolutely that really , really , really good things can come in enormous packages . The real charm The real star of this movie is the score , as in the songs translate well to film The real star of this movie is the score , as in the songs translate well to film , The real star of this movie is the score , as in the songs translate well to film , and The real star of this movie is the score , as in the songs translate well to film , and it's really well directed The real star of this movie is the score , as in the songs translate well to film , and it's really well directed . The real triumphs The real triumphs in Igby The real triumphs in Igby come from Philippe , who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest , and Sarandon , who couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron . The reason to see '' Sade '' The reason to see '' Sade '' lay with the chemistry and complex relationship between the marquis ( Auteil ) and Emilie ( Le Besco ) . The reason we keep seeing the same movie with roughly the same people every year The redeeming feature The redeeming feature of Chan's films The redeeming feature of Chan's films has always been the action The redeeming feature of Chan's films has always been the action , The redeeming feature of Chan's films has always been the action , but the stunts in The Tuxedo seem tired and , what's worse , routine The redeeming feature of Chan's films has always been the action , but the stunts in The Tuxedo seem tired and , what's worse , routine . The respective charms of Sandra Bullock and Hugh Grant The rest of the film ... is dudsville The rest of the film ... is dudsville . The rest of the plot The rest runs from mildly unimpressive to despairingly awful The result , however well-intentioned , The result , however well-intentioned , is ironically just the sort of disposable , kitchen-sink homage that illustrates why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood . The result is a powerful , naturally dramatic piece of low-budget filmmaking . The result is an ` action film ' mired in stasis . The result is more depressing than liberating The result is more depressing than liberating , The result is more depressing than liberating , but The result is so tame that even slightly wised-up kids would quickly change the channel . The result is somewhat satisfying The result is somewhat satisfying -- The result is somewhat satisfying -- it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable The result is somewhat satisfying -- it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable . The result is somewhat satisfying -- it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable . But The result is somewhat satisfying -- it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable . But it's also disappointing to a certain degree . The result puts a human face on Derrida , and makes one of the great minds of our times interesting and accessible to people who normally couldn't care less . The results are far more alienating than involving . The rich performances The rich performances by Friel The rich performances by Friel -- and especially Williams , an American actress who becomes fully English -- The rich performances by Friel -- and especially Williams , an American actress who becomes fully English -- round out the square edges . The riveting performances The riveting performances by the incredibly flexible cast The riveting performances by the incredibly flexible cast make Love a joy to behold . The rollerball sequences feel sanitised and stagey . The romance between the leads isn't as compelling or as believable as it should be . The sad thing The sad thing about Knockaround Guys The satire is just too easy to be genuinely satisfying . The satire is unfocused , while the story goes nowhere . The saturation bombing The saturation bombing of Reggio's images and Glass ' evocative music ... The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . The screenplay , co-written by director Imogen Kimmel , lacks the wit necessary to fully exploit the comic elements of the premise , making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing . The screenplay by James Eric , James Horton and director Peter O'Fallon ... is so pat it makes your teeth hurt . The screenplay does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced The screenplay does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , Hopkins looks like a drag queen . The screenplay flounders under the weight of too many story lines . The screenplay is hugely overwritten , with tons and tons of dialogue -- most of it given to children . The screenplay never lets us forget that Bourne was once an amoral assassin just like the ones who are pursuing him The screenplay never lets us forget that Bourne was once an amoral assassin just like the ones who are pursuing him ... There is never really a true '' us '' versus '' them '' . The screenplay never lets us forget that Bourne was once an amoral assassin just like the ones who are pursuing him ... There is never really a true `` us '' versus `` them '' The screenplay never lets us forget that Bourne was once an amoral assassin just like the ones who are pursuing him ... There is never really a true `` us '' versus `` them '' . The screenplay sabotages The screenplay sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . All the characters are stereotypes The screenplay sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . All the characters are stereotypes , The screenplay sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . All the characters are stereotypes , and The screenplay sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . All the characters are stereotypes , and their interaction is numbingly predictable The screenwriters dig themselves in deeper every time The screenwriters dig themselves in deeper every time they toss logic and science into what is essentially a `` Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry ... The script's judgment and sense of weight is way , way off . The script's snazzy dialogue The script's snazzy dialogue establishes a realistic atmosphere that involves us in the unfolding crisis The script's snazzy dialogue establishes a realistic atmosphere that involves us in the unfolding crisis , The script's snazzy dialogue establishes a realistic atmosphere that involves us in the unfolding crisis , but The script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff The script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff , The script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff , and The script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff , and that's where this film should have remained The script , the gags , the characters are all direct-to-video stuff , and that's where this film should have remained . The script ? The script ? Please . The script becomes lifeless and falls apart like a cheap lawn chair . The script boasts some tart TV-insider humor , The script boasts some tart TV-insider humor , but the film has not a trace of humanity or empathy The script boasts some tart TV-insider humor , but the film has not a trace of humanity or empathy . The script by David Koepp is perfectly serviceable and because he gives the story some soul The script by David Koepp is perfectly serviceable and because he gives the story some soul ... The script by David Koepp is perfectly serviceable and because he gives the story some soul ... he elevates the experience to a more mythic level The script by David Koepp is perfectly serviceable and because he gives the story some soul ... he elevates the experience to a more mythic level . The script by Vincent R . Nebrida ... tries to cram too many ingredients into one small pot . The script by Vincent R. Nebrida ... tries to cram too many ingredients into one small pot . The script covers huge , heavy topics in a bland , surfacey way that doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people . The script falls back on too many tried-and-true shenanigans that hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy . The script has less spice than a rat burger The script has less spice than a rat burger and The script has less spice than a rat burger and The Rock's fighting skills are more in line with Steven Seagal The script has less spice than a rat burger and The Rock's fighting skills are more in line with Steven Seagal . The script is a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish . The script is a disaster , with cloying messages and irksome characters . The script is a tired one , with few moments of joy rising above the stale material . The script is high on squaddie banter , low on shocks . The script isn't very good The script isn't very good ; The script isn't very good ; not even someone as gifted as Hoffman ( the actor ) can make it work The script isn't very good ; not even someone as gifted as Hoffman ( the actor ) can make it work . The script is smart , not cloying . The script is smart and dark - hallelujah for small favors . The script is too mainstream and the psychology too textbook to intrigue The script is too mainstream and the psychology too textbook to intrigue . The script kicks in , and The script kicks in , and Mr . Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow The script kicks in , and Mr . Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow . The script kicks in , and Mr. Hartley's distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow The script manages the rare trick of seeming at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar . The script was reportedly rewritten a dozen times The script was reportedly rewritten a dozen times -- The script was reportedly rewritten a dozen times -- either 11 times too many or else too few The script was reportedly rewritten a dozen times -- either 11 times too many or else too few . The scriptwriters are no less a menace to society than the film's characters . The search for redemption makes for a touching love story , mainly because Blanchett and Ribisi compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering . The seaside splendor The seaside splendor and The seaside splendor and shallow , beautiful people The second coming The second coming of Harry Potter The second coming of Harry Potter is a film far superior to its predecessor . A movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda . The secrets of time travel will have been discovered , indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again . The self-serious Equilibrium The self-serious Equilibrium makes its point too well ; The self-serious Equilibrium makes its point too well ; a movie , like life , isn't much fun without the highs and lows . The sentimental cliches The sentimental cliches mar an otherwise excellent film . The sentimental cliches mar an otherwise excellent film . A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 . The sentimental script has problems The sentimental script has problems , but the actors pick up the slack The sentimental script has problems , but the actors pick up the slack . The sequel The sequel is everything the original was not : The sequel plays out like a flimsy excuse to give Blade fans another look at Wesley Snipes ' iconic hero doing battle with dozens of bad guys -- at once . The series ' message about making the right choice in the face of tempting alternatives The series ' message about making the right choice in the face of tempting alternatives remains prominent , as do the girls ' amusing personalities . The setting is so cool that it chills the characters , reducing our emotional stake in the outcome of '' Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game . The setting turns out to be more interesting than any of the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions . The sheer dumbness The sheer dumbness of the plot ( other than its one good idea ) and the movie's inescapable air of sleaziness The sheer dumbness of the plot ( other than its one good idea ) and the movie's inescapable air of sleaziness get you down . The sheer joy and pride The sheer joy and pride they took in their work -- and in each other -- The sheer joy and pride they took in their work -- and in each other -- shines through every frame . The sight of the name Bruce Willis brings to mind images of a violent battlefield action picture , but the film has a lot more on its mind -- maybe too much The sight of the spaceship on the launching pad is duly impressive in IMAX dimensions , as are shots of the astronauts floating in their cabins . The sinister inspiration that fuelled DeVito's early work is confused in Death to Smoochy into something both ugly and mindless . The skills of a calculus major at M . I . T . The skills of a calculus major at M . I . T . are required to balance all the formulaic equations in the long-winded heist comedy Who Is Cletis Tout ? The skills of a calculus major at M.I.T. The skills of a calculus major at M.I.T. are required to balance all the formulaic equations in the long-winded heist comedy Who Is Cletis Tout ? The skirmishes for power waged among victims and predators settle into an undistinguished rhythm of artificial suspense . The slam-bang superheroics are kinetic enough to engross even the most antsy youngsters . The slapstick is labored The slapstick is labored , The slapstick is labored , and The slapstick is labored , and the bigger setpieces flat The slapstick is labored , and the bigger setpieces flat . The smartest bonehead comedy The smartest bonehead comedy of the summer The smug , oily demeanor The smug , oily demeanor that Donovan adopts throughout the stupidly named Pipe Dream The so-inept - it's - surreal dubbing ( featuring the voices of Glenn Close , Regis Philbin and Breckin Meyer ) brings back memories of cheesy old Godzilla flicks . The socio-histo-political treatise is told in earnest strides The socio-histo-political treatise is told in earnest strides ... The socio-histo-political treatise is told in earnest strides ... ( and ) personal illusion is deconstructed with poignancy The socio-histo-political treatise is told in earnest strides ... ( and ) personal illusion is deconstructed with poignancy . The solid filmmaking The solid filmmaking and The solid filmmaking and convincing characters The solid filmmaking and convincing characters makes this a high water mark for this genre . The somber pacing and lack The somber pacing and lack of dramatic fireworks The somber pacing and lack of dramatic fireworks make Green Dragon seem more like medicine than entertainment . The sort of movie that gives The sort of picture in which , whenever one of the characters has some serious soul searching to do , they go to a picture-perfect beach during sunset . The soul-searching deliberateness of the film The soul-searching deliberateness of the film , although leavened nicely with dry absurdist wit The soul-searching deliberateness of the film , although leavened nicely with dry absurdist wit , eventually becomes too heavy for the plot . The soundtrack alone is worth the price of admission . The soupy end result The spaniel-eyed Jean Reno infuses Hubert with a mixture of deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure of tenderness required to give this comic slugfest some heart . The spark of special anime magic The special effects and many scenes of weightlessness The star who helped give a spark to '' Chasing Amy '' and '' Changing Lanes '' The star who helped give a spark to '' Chasing Amy '' and '' Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , '' The Sum of All Fears . '' The star who helped give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , `` The Sum of All Fears The star who helped give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , `` The Sum of All Fears . '' The stars The stars may be college kids , but the subject matter is as adult as you can get The stars may be college kids , but the subject matter is as adult as you can get : The stars may be college kids , but the subject matter is as adult as you can get : the temptations of the flesh are unleashed by a slightly crazed , overtly determined young woman The stars may be college kids , but the subject matter is as adult as you can get : the temptations of the flesh are unleashed by a slightly crazed , overtly determined young woman and a one-night swim turns into an ocean of trouble The stars may be college kids , but the subject matter is as adult as you can get : the temptations of the flesh are unleashed by a slightly crazed , overtly determined young woman and a one-night swim turns into an ocean of trouble . The story's pathetic The story's pathetic and The story's pathetic and the gags are puerile The story's pathetic and the gags are puerile . The story's pathetic and the gags are puerile . . The story's scope and pageantry The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing , The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing , and The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing , and Mr . Day-Lewis roars with leonine power The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing , and Mr . Day-Lewis roars with leonine power . The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing , and Mr. Day-Lewis roars with leonine power The story's scope and pageantry are mesmerizing , and Mr. Day-Lewis roars with leonine power . The story , like life , refuses to be simple , The story , like life , refuses to be simple , and The story , once it gets rolling , is nothing short of a great one . The story , touching though it is The story , touching though it is , does not quite have enough emotional resonance or variety of incident to sustain a feature The story , touching though it is , does not quite have enough emotional resonance or variety of incident to sustain a feature , The story , touching though it is , does not quite have enough emotional resonance or variety of incident to sustain a feature , and The story , touching though it is , does not quite have enough emotional resonance or variety of incident to sustain a feature , and even at 85 minutes it feels a bit long The story ... is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . The story ... is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . It is also a testament to the integrity and vision of the band . The story alone could force you to scratch a hole in your head . The story and The story drifts so inexorably into cliches about tortured ( and torturing ) artists and consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods on . The story gives ample opportunity for large-scale action and suspense , which director Shekhar Kapur supplies with tremendous skill . The story has its redundancies The story has its redundancies , The story has its redundancies , and The story has its redundancies , and the young actors , not very experienced , are sometimes inexpressive The story has its redundancies , and the young actors , not very experienced , are sometimes inexpressive . The story has little wit and no surprises . The story has some nice twists but the ending and The story has some nice twists but the ending and some of the back-story is a little tired . The story has some nice twists but the ending and some of the back-story is a little tired . The performances are all solid The story has some nice twists but the ending and some of the back-story is a little tired . The performances are all solid ; The story has some nice twists but the ending and some of the back-story is a little tired . The performances are all solid ; it merely lacks originality to make it a great movie The story is -- forgive me -- a little thin The story is -- forgive me -- a little thin , The story is -- forgive me -- a little thin , and The story is -- forgive me -- a little thin , and the filmmaking clumsy and rushed The story is -- forgive me -- a little thin , and the filmmaking clumsy and rushed . The story is a rather simplistic one : grief drives her , love drives him , and a second chance to find love in the most unlikely place - it struck a chord in me The story is a rather simplistic one : grief drives her , love drives him , and a second chance to find love in the most unlikely place - it struck a chord in me . The story is also as unoriginal as they come , already having been recycled more times than I'd care to count . The story is bogus The story is bogus and The story is bogus and its characters tissue-thin The story is bogus and its characters tissue-thin . The story is familiar from its many predecessors ; like them , it eventually culminates in the not-exactly - stunning insight that crime doesn't pay The story is lacking any real emotional impact The story is lacking any real emotional impact , The story is lacking any real emotional impact , and The story is lacking any real emotional impact , and the plot is both contrived and cliched The story is lacking any real emotional impact , and the plot is both contrived and cliched . The story is less vibrant The story is less vibrant , the jokes are a little lukewarm The story is less vibrant , the jokes are a little lukewarm , The story is naturally poignant The story is naturally poignant , The story is predictable The story is predictable , the jokes are typical Sandler fare , The story is predictable , the jokes are typical Sandler fare , and The story is predictable , the jokes are typical Sandler fare , and the romance with Ryder is puzzling The story is predictable , the jokes are typical Sandler fare , and the romance with Ryder is puzzling . The story is smart and entirely charming in intent and execution . The story is virtually impossible to follow here The story is virtually impossible to follow here , The story is virtually impossible to follow here , but The story itself is actually quite vapid . The story itself it mostly told through on-camera interviews with several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday The story itself it mostly told through on-camera interviews with several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday . The story line may be 127 years old , but El Crimen del Padre Amaro ... couldn't be more timely in its despairing vision of corruption within the Catholic establishment The story line may be 127 years old , but El Crimen del Padre Amaro ... couldn't be more timely in its despairing vision of corruption within the Catholic establishment . The story may not be new , but Australian director John Polson , making his American feature debut , jazzes it up adroitly The story of Trouble Every Day ... is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film The story of Trouble Every Day ... is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film , The story of Trouble Every Day ... is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film , and The story of Trouble Every Day ... is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film , and the movie's fragmentary narrative style makes piecing the story together frustrating difficult The story of Trouble Every Day ... is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film , and the movie's fragmentary narrative style makes piecing the story together frustrating difficult . The story passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal The story passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge . The story plays out slowly The story plays out slowly , The story plays out slowly , but the characters are intriguing and realistic The story plays out slowly , but the characters are intriguing and realistic . The story really has no place to go since Simone is not real The story really has no place to go since Simone is not real -- The story really has no place to go since Simone is not real -- she can't provide any conflict The story really has no place to go since Simone is not real -- she can't provide any conflict . The story suffers a severe case of oversimplification , superficiality and silliness . The story that emerges has elements of romance , tragedy and even silent-movie comedy . The story the movie tells is of Brian De Palma's addiction to the junk-calorie suspense tropes that have all but ruined his career . The story ultimately takes hold and grips hard . The story wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today , but be warned The story wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today , but be warned : The story wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today , but be warned : It's a slow slog to get there The storylines are woven together skilfully The storylines are woven together skilfully , the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking , The storylines are woven together skilfully , the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking , and The storylines are woven together skilfully , the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking , and the overall experience is awesome The storylines are woven together skilfully , the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking , and the overall experience is awesome . The storytelling may be ordinary , but the cast is one of those all-star reunions that fans of Gosford Park have come to assume is just another day of Brit cinema . The streets , shot by cinematographer Michael Ballhaus , may be as authentic as they are mean , The strength The strength of the film comes not from any cinematic razzle-dazzle but from its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting . The strength of the film lies in its two central performances by Sven Wollter as the stricken composer and Viveka Seldahl as his desperate violinist wife . The stripped-down approach does give the film a certain timeless quality The stripped-down approach does give the film a certain timeless quality , The stripped-down approach does give the film a certain timeless quality , but the measured pace and lack of dramatic inflection can also seem tedious The strong subject matter continues to shock throughout the film . Not everyone will play the dark , challenging tune taught by The Piano Teacher . The structure is simple , but The structure is simple , but in its own way , Rabbit-Proof Fence is a quest story as grand as The Lord of the Rings The structure is simple , but in its own way , Rabbit-Proof Fence is a quest story as grand as The Lord of the Rings . The stunning , dreamlike visuals The stunt work is top-notch The stunt work is top-notch ; The stunt work is top-notch ; the dialogue and drama often food-spittingly funny The stunt work is top-notch ; the dialogue and drama often food-spittingly funny . The stupidest , most insulting movie The stupidest , most insulting movie of 2002 The subtitled costume drama is set in a remote African empire before cell phones , guns , and the internal combustion engine The subtitled costume drama is set in a remote African empire before cell phones , guns , and the internal combustion engine , but the politics that thump through it are as timely as tomorrow The subtitled costume drama is set in a remote African empire before cell phones , guns , and the internal combustion engine , but the politics that thump through it are as timely as tomorrow . The subtle strength of '' Elling '' is that it never loses touch with the reality of the grim situation . The subtle strength of `` Elling '' The success The success of Undercover Brother The success of Undercover Brother is found in its ability to spoof both black and white stereotypes equally . The superior plotline The superior plotline isn't quite enough to drag along the dead ( water ) weight of the other . The sword fighting is well done The sword fighting is well done and The sword fighting is well done and Auteuil is a goofy pleasure The sword fighting is well done and Auteuil is a goofy pleasure . The symbols float like butterflies and the spinning styx sting like bees . I wanted more . The tale of Tok ( Andy Lau ) , a sleek sociopath on the trail of O ( Takashi Sorimachi ) , the most legendary of Asian hitmen The tale of Tok ( Andy Lau ) , a sleek sociopath on the trail of O ( Takashi Sorimachi ) , the most legendary of Asian hitmen , is too scattershot to take hold . The talents of the actors The talents of the actors helps '' Moonlight Mile '' The talents of the actors helps '' Moonlight Mile '' rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing . The talk-heavy film The tasteful little revision works The tasteful little revision works wonders , enhancing the cultural and economic subtext , bringing richer meaning to the story's morals . The techno tux is good for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt The techno tux is good for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt , The techno tux is good for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt , but The techno tux is good for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt , but when such a good design turns out to be a cheap knockoff , we can't recommend anything but a rental for The Tuxedo The tenderness The tenderness of the piece The terrific and bewilderingly The thing about guys like Evans is this : You're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins The thing about guys like Evans is this : You're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . The thing about guys like Evans is this : You're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . But as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care The thing about guys like Evans is this : You're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . But as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care . The thing just never gets off the ground . The things this movie tries to get the audience to buy just The things this movie tries to get the audience to buy just won't fly with most intelligent viewers . The thought of watching this film with an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes The thought of watching this film with an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes ( of which they'll get plenty ) The thought of watching this film with an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes ( of which they'll get plenty ) fills me with revulsion . The threat implied in the title Pokémon 4ever is terrifying The threat implied in the title Pokémon 4ever is terrifying -- like locusts in a horde these things will keep coming The threat implied in the title Pokémon 4ever is terrifying -- like locusts in a horde these things will keep coming . The three leads produce adequate performances , The three leads produce adequate performances , but The three leads produce adequate performances , but what's missing from this material is any depth of feeling The three leads produce adequate performances , but what's missing from this material is any depth of feeling . The thrill is ( long ) gone . The thriller side The thriller side of this movie is falling flat , as the stalker doesn't do much stalking The thriller side of this movie is falling flat , as the stalker doesn't do much stalking , The thriller side of this movie is falling flat , as the stalker doesn't do much stalking , and The thriller side of this movie is falling flat , as the stalker doesn't do much stalking , and no cop or lawyer grasps the concept of actually investigating the case The title's The title's lameness The title , alone , should scare any sane person away . The title not only describes its main characters , but the lazy people behind the camera as well The tonal shifts are jolting , and The touch The touch is generally light enough The touch is generally light enough and The touch is generally light enough and the performances , for the most part , credible The touch is generally light enough and the performances , for the most part , credible . The town has kind of an authentic feel The town has kind of an authentic feel , The town has kind of an authentic feel , but The town has kind of an authentic feel , but each one of these people stand out and everybody else is in the background and it just seems manufactured to me and artificial The town has kind of an authentic feel , but each one of these people stand out and everybody else is in the background and it just seems manufactured to me and artificial . The trailer is a riot . The trailer is a riot . The movie is a dud . The trappings of I Spy are so familiar you might as well be watching a rerun . The trashy teen-sleaze equivalent The trashy teen-sleaze equivalent of Showgirls . The trick when watching Godard is to catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , and ponder the historical , philosophical , and ethical issues that intersect with them . The trouble is , its filmmakers run out of clever ideas and visual gags about halfway through . The trouble with making this queen a thoroughly modern maiden is that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , a victim of mental illness . The troubling thing The troubling thing about Clockstoppers The troubling thing about Clockstoppers is that it doesn't make any sense . The truth about Charlie is that it's a brazenly misguided project . The turntable is now outselling the electric guitar ... '' The twist that ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but twists The twist that ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but twists are getting irritating The twist that ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but twists are getting irritating , and The twist that ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but twists are getting irritating , and this is the kind of material where the filmmakers should be very careful about raising eyebrows The two leads , nearly perfect in their roles The two leads , nearly perfect in their roles , The two leads , nearly perfect in their roles , bring a heart and reality that buoy the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie . The two leads are almost good enough to camouflage the dopey plot , but so much naturalistic small talk , delivered in almost muffled exchanges , eventually has a lulling effect The type of dumbed-down exercise in stereotypes that gives the ( teen comedy ) The type of dumbed-down exercise in stereotypes that gives the ( teen comedy ) genre a bad name . The umpteenth summer The unceasing sadism The unceasing sadism is so graphically excessive The underworld urban angst is derivative of Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver and Goodfellas , but this film speaks for itself The underworld urban angst is derivative of Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver and Goodfellas , but this film speaks for itself . The uneven movie does have its charms and its funny moments but not quite enough of them . The unexpected thing is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful The unexpected thing is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful . The unexplored story opportunities The unexplored story opportunities of '' Punch-Drunk Love '' may have worked against the maker's minimalist intent The unexplored story opportunities of '' Punch-Drunk Love '' may have worked against the maker's minimalist intent but it is an interesting exercise by talented writer\/director Anderson . The unexplored story opportunities of `` Punch-Drunk Love '' may have worked against the maker's minimalist intent but it is an interesting exercise by talented writer\/director Anderson . The unique niche of self-critical , behind-the-scenes navel-gazing Kaufman The unique niche of self-critical , behind-the-scenes navel-gazing Kaufman has carved from Orleans ' story The unique niche of self-critical , behind-the-scenes navel-gazing Kaufman has carved from Orleans ' story and his own infinite insecurity is a work of outstanding originality The unique niche of self-critical , behind-the-scenes navel-gazing Kaufman has carved from Orleans ' story and his own infinite insecurity is a work of outstanding originality . The universal theme The universal theme of becoming a better person through love has never been filmed more irresistibly than in ` Baran . ' The urban landscapes are detailed down to the signs on the kiosks The urban landscapes are detailed down to the signs on the kiosks , The urban landscapes are detailed down to the signs on the kiosks , and The urban landscapes are detailed down to the signs on the kiosks , and the color palette , with lots of somber blues and pinks , is dreamy and evocative The urban landscapes are detailed down to the signs on the kiosks , and the color palette , with lots of somber blues and pinks , is dreamy and evocative . The usual movie rah-rah The usual movie rah-rah , pleasantly and predictably The usual movie rah-rah , pleasantly and predictably delivered in low-key style by director Michael Apted and writer Tom Stoppard . The values that have held the Enterprise crew together through previous adventures and perils The vampire thriller Blade II starts off as a wild hoot and then sucks the blood out The vampire thriller Blade II starts off as a wild hoot and then sucks the blood out of its fun The verdict : Two bodies and hardly a laugh between them The verdict : Two bodies and hardly a laugh between them . The very definition of what critics have come to term an '' ambitious failure The very definition of what critics have come to term an '' ambitious failure . The very definition of what critics have come to term an '' ambitious failure . '' The very definition of what critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure The very definition of what critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure . The very definition of what critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure . '' The very simple story seems too simple and the working out of the plot almost arbitrary . The viewer takes great pleasure in watching the resourceful Molly stay a step ahead of her pursuers . The vistas are sweeping The vistas are sweeping and the acting is far from painful The vitality The vitality of the actors The vivid lead performances The vivid lead performances sustain interest and empathy The vivid lead performances sustain interest and empathy , The vivid lead performances sustain interest and empathy , but The vivid lead performances sustain interest and empathy , but the journey is far more interesting than the final destination The wanton slipperiness The wanton slipperiness of \* Corpus and its amiable jerking and reshaping of physical time and space would make it a great piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art . The warm presence The warm presence of Zhao Benshan The warnings The warnings to resist temptation in this film The waterlogged script The waterlogged script plumbs uncharted depths of stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter . The way The way Coppola professes his love for movies -- both colorful pop junk and the classics that unequivocally qualify as art -- The way the roundelay of partners functions , and the interplay within partnerships and among partnerships and the general air of Gator-bashing are consistently delightful . The weakest The weakest of the four Harry Potter books The weight of the piece , the unerring professionalism of the chilly production , and the fascination embedded in the lurid topic The weird thing The weird thing about The Santa Clause 2 , purportedly a children's movie , is that there is nothing in it to engage children emotionally . The whole The whole affair , true story or not , feels incredibly hokey The whole affair , true story or not , feels incredibly hokey ... The whole affair , true story or not , feels incredibly hokey ... ( it ) comes off like a Hallmark commercial The whole affair , true story or not , feels incredibly hokey ... ( it ) comes off like a Hallmark commercial . The whole damn thing is ripe for the Jerry Springer crowd . It's all pretty cynical and condescending , too . The whole film has this sneaky feel to it -- as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product . The whole is quite entertaining The whole is quite entertaining , The whole is quite entertaining , but The whole is quite entertaining , but despite its virtues , there is an unsettled feeling to the film The whole mess The whole mess boils down to a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years . The whole mess boils down to a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years . ' The whole mildly pleasant outing The whole mildly pleasant outing -- the R rating is for brief nudity and a grisly corpse -- The whole movie is simply a lazy exercise in bad filmmaking that asks you to not only suspend your disbelief but your intelligence as well . The whole talking-animal thing is grisly . The whole thing's fairly lame , making it par for the course for Disney sequels . The whole thing comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break . The whole thing feels like a ruse , a tactic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas . The whole thing plays like a tired Tyco ad . The wonder of Mostly Martha The wonder of Mostly Martha is the performance of Gedeck , who makes Martha enormously endearing . The wonderful combination The wonderful combination of the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film The wonderful combination of the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film are maintained The wonderful combination of the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film are maintained , The wonderful combination of the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film are maintained , but The wonderful combination of the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film are maintained , but its overall impact falls a little flat with a storyline that never quite delivers the original magic The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism , The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism , and The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism , and Ms . Ramsay and her co-writer , Liana Dognini , have dramatized the Alan Warner novel , which itself felt like an answer to Irvine Welsh's book Trainspotting The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism , and Ms . Ramsay and her co-writer , Liana Dognini , have dramatized the Alan Warner novel , which itself felt like an answer to Irvine Welsh's book Trainspotting . The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism , and Ms. Ramsay and her co-writer , Liana Dognini , have dramatized the Alan Warner novel , which itself felt like an answer to Irvine Welsh's book Trainspotting The wonderfully lush Morvern Callar is pure punk existentialism , and Ms. Ramsay and her co-writer , Liana Dognini , have dramatized the Alan Warner novel , which itself felt like an answer to Irvine Welsh's book Trainspotting . The word that comes to mind , while watching Eric Rohmer's tribute to a courageous Scottish lady The word that comes to mind , while watching Eric Rohmer's tribute to a courageous Scottish lady , is painterly . The work of a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them The work of a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . The work of a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . Strange occurrences The work of a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . Strange occurrences build in the mind of the viewer and take on extreme urgency . The work of an artist The work of an artist tormented by his heritage , using his storytelling ability to honor the many faceless victims . The work of an exhausted , desiccated talent who can't get out of his own way The work of an exhausted , desiccated talent who can't get out of his own way . The world needs more filmmakers with passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese . The world needs more filmmakers with passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese . But The world needs more filmmakers with passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese . But it doesn't need Gangs of New York . The worst film The worst film of the year The worst film of the year . The worst kind The worst kind of independent ; the one where actors play The writers , director Wally Wolodarsky , The writing is clever The writing is clever and The writing is clever and the cast is appealing The writing is clever and the cast is appealing . The year's greatest adventure The year's greatest adventure , The year's greatest adventure , and The year's greatest adventure , and Jackson's limited but enthusiastic adaptation The year's greatest adventure , and Jackson's limited but enthusiastic adaptation has made literature literal without killing its soul -- a feat any thinking person is bound to appreciate The year's greatest adventure , and Jackson's limited but enthusiastic adaptation has made literature literal without killing its soul -- a feat any thinking person is bound to appreciate . The year 2002 has conjured up more coming-of-age stories than seem possible , but Take Care of My Cat emerges as the very best of them The year 2002 has conjured up more coming-of-age stories than seem possible , but Take Care of My Cat emerges as the very best of them . The young stars are too cute ; The young stars are too cute ; the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative The young stars are too cute ; the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative ; The young stars are too cute ; the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative ; the message is too blatant The young stars are too cute ; the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative ; the message is too blatant ; The young stars are too cute ; the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative ; the message is too blatant ; the resolutions are too convenient The young stars are too cute ; the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative ; the message is too blatant ; the resolutions are too convenient . Their computer-animated faces Their computer-animated faces are very expressive Their computer-animated faces are very expressive . Their contrast Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic -- Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic -- it's just a weird fizzle Their contrast is neither dramatic nor comic -- it's just a weird fizzle . Their parents Their parents would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . Their work is fantastic . Then again , in a better movie , you might not have noticed . Then you'd do well to check this one out because it's straight up Twin Peaks action ... Then you get another phone call warning you that if the video isn't back at Blockbuster before midnight , you're going to face frightening late fees . Theological Theological matters aside , the movie is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly directed it may leave you speaking in tongues . There's ) quite a bit of heart , as you would expect from the directors of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin . There's ... an underlying Old World sexism to Monday Morning that undercuts its charm There's ... an underlying Old World sexism to Monday Morning that undercuts its charm . There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies There's a delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling There's a delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling , There's a delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling , but There's a delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling , but Brooms isn't it . There's a disreputable air about the whole thing , There's a disreputable air about the whole thing , and There's a disreputable air about the whole thing , and that's what makes it irresistible There's a great deal of corny dialogue and preposterous moments . There's a great deal of corny dialogue and preposterous moments . And There's a great deal of corny dialogue and preposterous moments . And yet , it still works There's a heavy stench of ` been there , done that ' hanging over the film . There's a heavy stench of ` been there , done that ' hanging over the film . It's everything you'd expect -- but nothing more . There's a little violence and lots of sex in a bid to hold our attention , but it grows monotonous after a while , as do Joan and Philip's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery There's a little violence and lots of sex in a bid to hold our attention , but it grows monotonous after a while , as do Joan and Philip's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery . There's a lot of good material here There's a lot of good material here , There's a lot of good material here , but there's also a lot of redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it There's a lot of tooth in Roger Dodger . There's a lot of tooth in Roger Dodger . But what's nice is that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script There's a lot to recommend Read My Lips . There's a neat twist , subtly rendered , that could have wrapped things up at 80 minutes , There's a neat twist , subtly rendered , that could have wrapped things up at 80 minutes , but There's a neat twist , subtly rendered , that could have wrapped things up at 80 minutes , but Kang tacks on three or four more endings There's a part of us that can not help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something . There's a persistent theatrical sentiment and a woozy quality to the manner of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title . There's a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening . There's a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker . There's a reason why halftime is only fifteen minutes long . There's a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed There's a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed : Mediocre movies start to drag as soon as the action speeds up There's a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed : Mediocre movies start to drag as soon as the action speeds up ; There's a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed : Mediocre movies start to drag as soon as the action speeds up ; when the explosions start , they fall to pieces There's a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed : Mediocre movies start to drag as soon as the action speeds up ; when the explosions start , they fall to pieces . There's a sheer unbridled delight in the way There's a sheer unbridled delight in the way the story unfurls ... There's a solid woman - finding-herself story somewhere in here , but you'd have to dig pretty deep to uncover it There's a spontaneity to The Chateau , a sense of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout . There's a thin line between likably old-fashioned and fuddy-duddy , and There's a whole heap of nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age\/coming-out tale . There's absolutely no reason why Blue Crush , a late-summer surfer girl entry , should be as entertaining as it is There's already been too many of these films There's already been too many of these films ... There's an admirable rigor to Jimmy's relentless anger , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending There's an admirable rigor to Jimmy's relentless anger , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending , There's an admirable rigor to Jimmy's relentless anger , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending , but There's an admirable rigor to Jimmy's relentless anger , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending , but as those monologues stretch on and on , you realize there's no place for this story to go but down There's an admirable rigor to Jimmy's relentless anger , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending , but as those monologues stretch on and on , you realize there's no place for this story to go but down . There's an audience for it There's an audience for it , There's an audience for it , but it could have been funnier and more innocent There's an energy to Y Tu Mamá También . There's an epic here There's an epic here , There's an excellent 90-minute film here There's an excellent 90-minute film here ; There's an excellent 90-minute film here ; unfortunately , it runs for 170 . There's back-stabbing , inter-racial desire and , most importantly , singing and dancing . There's got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease . There's just no story , folks There's just something about watching a squad of psychopathic underdogs whale the tar out of unsuspecting lawmen that reaches across time and distance . There's little to recommend Snow Dogs , unless one considers cliched dialogue and perverse escapism a source of high hilarity . There's lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X . There's lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X. There's more repetition than creativity throughout the movie . There's much tongue in cheek in the film and there's no doubt the filmmaker is having fun with it all There's much tongue in cheek in the film and there's no doubt the filmmaker is having fun with it all . There's no conversion effort There's no conversion effort , There's no conversion effort , much of the writing is genuinely witty There's no conversion effort , much of the writing is genuinely witty and There's no conversion effort , much of the writing is genuinely witty and both stars are appealing enough to probably have a good shot at a Hollywood career , if they want one There's no conversion effort , much of the writing is genuinely witty and both stars are appealing enough to probably have a good shot at a Hollywood career , if they want one . There's no denying that Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him . There's no denying the elaborateness of the artist's conceptions , nor his ability to depict them with outrageous elan , There's no denying the elaborateness of the artist's conceptions , nor his ability to depict them with outrageous elan , but really the whole series is so much pretentious nonsense , lavishly praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity There's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer . There's no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer . Or for the year , for that matter . There's no doubting that this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan There's no doubting that this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan , There's no doubting that this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan , but There's no doubting that this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan , but it's also one that , next to his best work , feels clumsy and convoluted There's no emotional pulse to Solaris . With an emotional sterility to match its outer space setting There's no emotional pulse to Solaris . With an emotional sterility to match its outer space setting , Soderbergh's spectacular swing for the fence yields only a spectacular whiff . There's no energy There's no energy . There's no excuse for following up a delightful , well-crafted family film with a computer-generated cold fish . There's no good answer to that one . There's no palpable chemistry between Lopez and male lead Ralph Fiennes There's no palpable chemistry between Lopez and male lead Ralph Fiennes , plus the script by Working Girl scribe Kevin Wade is workmanlike in the extreme . There's no point in extracting the bare bones of Byatt's plot for purposes of bland Hollywood romance . There's no point of view , no contemporary interpretation of Joan's prefeminist plight , There's no point of view , no contemporary interpretation of Joan's prefeminist plight , so There's no point of view , no contemporary interpretation of Joan's prefeminist plight , so we're left thinking the only reason to make the movie is because present standards allow for plenty of nudity . There's no question that Epps scores once or twice There's no question that Epps scores once or twice , There's no real reason to see it There's no real reason to see it , There's no real reason to see it , and There's no reason to miss Interview with the Assassin There's no way to sort out the mess in our heads and deconstruct where it all went wrong . This is an hour and a half of daydreaming . There's none of the happily-ever - after spangle of Monsoon Wedding in Late Marriage -- and that's part of what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent There's none of the happily-ever - after spangle of Monsoon Wedding in Late Marriage -- and that's part of what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent . There's not a comedic moment in this romantic comedy . There's not a fresh idea at the core of this tale . There's not a single jump-in-your-seat moment There's not a single jump-in-your-seat moment and There's not a single jump-in-your-seat moment and believe it or not , Jason actually takes a backseat in his own film to special effects . There's not a spark of new inspiration in it , just more of the same , done with noticeably less energy and imagination . There's not much more to this adaptation of the Nick Hornby novel than charm There's not much to Fatale , outside of its stylish surprises There's not one decent performance from the cast and not one clever line of dialogue . There's nothing exactly wrong here There's nothing exactly wrong here , but There's nothing exactly wrong here , but there's not nearly enough that's right . There's nothing interesting in Unfaithful whatsoever . There's nothing like love to give a movie a B-12 shot There's nothing like love to give a movie a B-12 shot , There's nothing like love to give a movie a B-12 shot , and There's nothing like love to give a movie a B-12 shot , and CQ shimmers with it . There's nothing more satisfying during a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action . There's nothing remotely topical or sexy here . There's nothing to gain from watching They . There's nothing to gain from watching They . It isn't scary . It hates its characters . There's nothing to gain from watching They . It isn't scary . It hates its characters . It finds no way to entertain or inspire its viewers . There's only one way to kill Michael Myers for good : stop buying tickets to these movies . There's plenty to enjoy -- in no small part thanks to Lau . There's plenty to impress about E . T . There's plenty to impress about E.T. There's real visual charge to the filmmaking There's real visual charge to the filmmaking , There's real visual charge to the filmmaking , and There's real visual charge to the filmmaking , and a strong erotic spark to the most crucial lip-reading sequence There's real visual charge to the filmmaking , and a strong erotic spark to the most crucial lip-reading sequence . There's so much to look at in Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles . There's some good material in their story about a retail clerk wanting more out of life There's some good material in their story about a retail clerk wanting more out of life , There's some good material in their story about a retail clerk wanting more out of life , but the movie too often spins its wheels with familiar situations and repetitive scenes There's some good material in their story about a retail clerk wanting more out of life , but the movie too often spins its wheels with familiar situations and repetitive scenes . There's some outrageously creative action in The Transporter ... ( b ) ut by the time Frank parachutes down onto a moving truck There's some outrageously creative action in The Transporter ... ( b ) ut by the time Frank parachutes down onto a moving truck , it's just another cartoon with an unstoppable superman . There's something fishy about a seasonal holiday kids ' movie There's something fishy about a seasonal holiday kids ' movie ... There's something fishy about a seasonal holiday kids ' movie ... that derives its moment of most convincing emotional gravity from a scene where Santa gives gifts to grownups There's something fishy about a seasonal holiday kids ' movie ... that derives its moment of most convincing emotional gravity from a scene where Santa gives gifts to grownups . There's something not entirely convincing about The Quiet American . And There's something not entirely convincing about The Quiet American . And that holds true for both the movie and the title character played by Brendan Fraser There's something not entirely convincing about The Quiet American . And that holds true for both the movie and the title character played by Brendan Fraser . There's something poignant about an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us . There's something to be said for a studio-produced film that never bothers to hand viewers a suitcase full of easy answers . There's something unintentionally comic in the film's drumbeat about authenticity , given the stale plot and pornographic way the film revels in swank apartments , clothes and parties . There's something with potential here There's something with potential here , There's surely something wrong with a comedy where the only belly laughs come from the selection of outtakes tacked onto the end credits . There's suspension of disbelief and then there's bad screenwriting There's suspension of disbelief and then there's bad screenwriting ... There's suspension of disbelief and then there's bad screenwriting ... this film packs a wallop of the latter There's the plot , and a maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score that made me want to scream . There's too much falseness to the second half There's too much falseness to the second half , There's too much falseness to the second half , and what began as an intriguing look at youth fizzles into a dull , ridiculous attempt at heart-tugging There's too much forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about a young man's battle with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present . There's undeniable enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references There's undeniable enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references , There's undeniable enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references , but the fun wears thin -- then out -- when there's nothing else happening There's undeniable enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references , but the fun wears thin -- then out -- when there's nothing else happening . There's very little sense to what's going on here There's very little sense to what's going on here , There's very little sense to what's going on here , but There's very little sense to what's going on here , but the makers serve up the cliches with considerable dash There are a couple of things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall . There are a couple of things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall . There are a few chuckles , but not a single gag sequence that really scores There are a few chuckles , but not a single gag sequence that really scores , There are a few chuckles , but not a single gag sequence that really scores , and the stars seem to be in two different movies There are a few stabs at absurdist comedy ... There are a few stabs at absurdist comedy ... but mostly the humor is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty There are as many misses as hits , but ultimately There are as many misses as hits , but ultimately , it finds humor in the foibles of human behavior , There are as many misses as hits , but ultimately , it finds humor in the foibles of human behavior , and There are cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and many tired jokes about men in heels . There are deeply religious and spiritual people in this world who would argue that entering a church , synagogue or temple doesn't mean you have to check your brain at the door . There are deeply religious and spiritual people in this world who would argue that entering a church , synagogue or temple doesn't mean you have to check your brain at the door . The same should go for movie theaters . There are enough throwaway references to faith and rainbows to plant smile-button faces on that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit . There are few things more frustrating to a film buff than seeing an otherwise good movie marred beyond redemption by a disastrous ending . There are flaws , but also stretches of impact and moments of awe There are flaws , but also stretches of impact and moments of awe ; There are flaws , but also stretches of impact and moments of awe ; we're wrapped up in the characters , how they make their choices , and why There are flaws , but also stretches of impact and moments of awe ; we're wrapped up in the characters , how they make their choices , and why . There are just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations . There are just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations . Where's the movie here ? There are laughs aplenty There are laughs aplenty , There are laughs aplenty , and There are laughs aplenty , and , as a bonus , There are laughs aplenty , and , as a bonus , viewers don't have to worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances that have overrun modern-day comedies There are laughs aplenty , and , as a bonus , viewers don't have to worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances that have overrun modern-day comedies . There are many definitions of ` time waster ' There are many definitions of ` time waster ' but There are many definitions of ` time waster ' but this movie must surely be one of them There are many definitions of ` time waster ' but this movie must surely be one of them . There are many things that solid acting can do for a movie There are many things that solid acting can do for a movie , There are many things that solid acting can do for a movie , but crafting something promising from a mediocre screenplay is not one of them There are moments it can be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way . There are moments of hilarity to be had . There are more shots of children smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film . It's makes a better travelogue than movie . There aren't many conclusive answers in the film There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , but There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , but there is an interesting story of pointed personalities There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , but there is an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs . the big guys There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , but there is an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs . the big guys . There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , but there is an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs. the big guys There aren't many conclusive answers in the film , but there is an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs. the big guys . There aren't too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) There aren't too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) , There aren't too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) , but There aren't too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) , but `` Elling '' manages to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases There aren't too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) , but `` Elling '' manages to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases . There are no special effects , and no Hollywood endings . There are now two signs that M. Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema : Unbreakable and Signs . There are plenty of scenes in Frida that do work , but rarely do they involve the title character herself . There are problems with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome There are problems with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome , There are problems with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome , but There are problems with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome , but it's a nice girl-buddy movie once it gets rock-n-rolling There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . There are simply too many ideas floating around -- part farce , part Sliding Doors , part pop video -- There are simply too many ideas floating around -- part farce , part Sliding Doors , part pop video -- and There are simply too many ideas floating around -- part farce , part Sliding Doors , part pop video -- and yet failing to exploit them There are slow and repetitive parts There are slow and repetitive parts , There are slow and repetitive parts , but There are slow and repetitive parts , but it has just enough spice to keep it interesting There are so few films about the plight of American Indians in modern America that Skins comes as a welcome , if downbeat , missive from a forgotten front . There are some fairly unsettling scenes There are some fairly unsettling scenes , There are some fairly unsettling scenes , but There are some fairly unsettling scenes , but they never succeed in really rattling the viewer There are some fairly unsettling scenes , but they never succeed in really rattling the viewer . There are some laughs in this movie There are some laughs in this movie , There are some laughs in this movie , but There are some laughs in this movie , but Williams ' anarchy gets tiresome , the satire is weak . There are some movies that hit you from the first scene There are some movies that hit you from the first scene and you know it's going to be a trip There are some movies that hit you from the first scene and you know it's going to be a trip . There are some movies that hit you from the first scene and you know it's going to be a trip . Igby Goes Down is one of those movies . There are things to like about Murder By Numbers There are things to like about Murder By Numbers -- There are times when A Rumor of Angels plays like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- There are times when A Rumor of Angels plays like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- but There are times when A Rumor of Angels plays like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- but I liked its heart and its spirit There are times when you wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances There are times when you wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances , There are times when you wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances , but There are touching moments in Etoiles There are touching moments in Etoiles , There are touching moments in Etoiles , but for the most part this is a dull , dour documentary on what ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject There are weird resonances between actor and role here , and they're not exactly flattering There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous There has been a string of ensemble cast romances recently ... but Peter Mattei's Love in the Time of Money sets itself apart by forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note There has been a string of ensemble cast romances recently ... but Peter Mattei's Love in the Time of Money sets itself apart by forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note . There has been much puzzlement among critics about what the election symbolizes . I believe the message is in the messenger : The agent is a woman There is a beautiful , aching sadness to it all . There is a beautiful , aching sadness to it all . Paul Cox needed to show it . There is a beautiful , aching sadness to it all . Paul Cox needed to show it . It is up to you to decide if you need to see it . There is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work There is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work , There is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work , but There is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work , but it is nevertheless compelling There is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work , but it is nevertheless compelling . There is a difference between movies with the courage to go over the top and movies that don't care about being stupid There is a freedom to watching stunts that are this crude , this fast-paced and this insane . There is a general air of exuberance in All About The Benjamins that's hard to resist . There is a kind of attentive concern that Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons There is a kind of attentive concern that Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons , There is a kind of attentive concern that Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons , and There is a kind of attentive concern that Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons , and now it is time for their first public recital There is a real subject here There is a real subject here , and There is a real subject here , and it is handled with intelligence and care There is a real subject here , and it is handled with intelligence and care . There is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 There is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- There is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market There is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over . There is a strong directorial stamp on every frame of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye . There is a subversive element to this Disney cartoon , providing unexpected fizzability . There is a welcome lack of pretension about the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure . There is greatness here . There is little question that this is a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out . There is more than one joke about putting the toilet seat down . And that should tell you everything you need to know about All the Queen's Men There is more than one joke about putting the toilet seat down . And that should tell you everything you need to know about All the Queen's Men . There isn't a weak or careless performance There isn't one moment in the film that surprises or delights . There is never really a true '' us '' versus '' them '' There is no denying the power of Polanski's film ... There is no entry portal in The Rules of Attraction , There is no entry portal in The Rules of Attraction , and I spent most of the movie feeling depressed by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters There is no pleasure in watching a child suffer . Just embarrassment and a vague sense of shame . There is no psychology here , and no real narrative logic -- just a series of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract . There is no solace here , no entertainment value , merely a fierce lesson in where filmmaking can take us . There is no substitute for on-screen chemistry There is no substitute for on-screen chemistry , and There is no substitute for on-screen chemistry , and when Friel pulls the strings that make Williams sink into melancholia , the reaction in Williams is as visceral as a gut punch There is no substitute for on-screen chemistry , and when Friel pulls the strings that make Williams sink into melancholia , the reaction in Williams is as visceral as a gut punch . There is nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie . There is nothing outstanding about this film There is nothing outstanding about this film , There is nothing outstanding about this film , but There is nothing outstanding about this film , but it is good enough and will likely be appreciated most by sailors and folks who know their way around a submarine There is nothing redeeming about this movie . There is only so much baked cardboard I need to chew . There is simply no doubt that this film asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country . There is simply not enough of interest onscreen to sustain its seventy-minute running time . There is something in Full Frontal , I guess , about artifice and acting and how it distorts reality for people who make movies and watch them , but There is something in Full Frontal , I guess , about artifice and acting and how it distorts reality for people who make movies and watch them , but like most movie riddles , it works only if you have an interest in the characters you see . There is something that is so meditative and lyrical about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics There is very little dread or apprehension There is very little dread or apprehension , There is very little dread or apprehension , and There is very little dread or apprehension , and though I like the creepy ideas , they are not executed with anything more than perfunctory skill There may have been a good film in '' Trouble Every Day There may have been a good film in '' Trouble Every Day , '' There may have been a good film in '' Trouble Every Day , '' but it is not what is on the screen There may have been a good film in '' Trouble Every Day , '' but it is not what is on the screen . There may have been a good film in `` Trouble Every Day , '' There may have been a good film in `` Trouble Every Day , '' but There may have been a good film in `` Trouble Every Day , '' but it is not what is on the screen There may have been a good film in `` Trouble Every Day , '' but it is not what is on the screen . There might be some sort of credible gender-provoking philosophy submerged here , but who the hell cares ? There must be an audience that enjoys the Friday series , but There must be an audience that enjoys the Friday series , but I wouldn't be interested in knowing any of them personally There must be an audience that enjoys the Friday series , but I wouldn't be interested in knowing any of them personally . These are names to remember These are textbook lives of quiet desperation . These characters are so well established that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field These characters are so well established that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field , These characters are so well established that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field , and These characters are so well established that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field , and I'm all for that These characters are so well established that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field , and I'm all for that . These characters become wearisome . These guys seem great to knock back a beer with but they're simply not funny performers . These people These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher . These self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently These self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and These self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and furiously , their capacity to explain themselves has gone the same way as their natural instinct for self-preservation These self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and furiously , their capacity to explain themselves has gone the same way as their natural instinct for self-preservation . These spiders can outrun a motorcycle and wrap a person in a sticky cocoon in seconds , but they fall short of being interesting or entertaining These three films form a remarkably cohesive whole , both visually and thematically , through their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment of an ignored people . They ' begins and ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned . They're going through the motions , They're going through the motions , but They're just a couple of cops in Copmovieland , these two , but in Narc , they find new routes through a familiar neighborhood . They're the unnamed , easily substitutable forces that serve as whatever terror the heroes of horror movies try to avoid . They are what makes it worth the trip to the theatre . They can and will turn on a dime from oddly humorous to tediously sentimental . They cheapen the overall effect . They crush each other under cars , throw each other out windows , electrocute and dismember their victims in full consciousness . They crush each other under cars , throw each other out windows , electrocute and dismember their victims in full consciousness . And They do a good job of painting this family dynamic for the audience They do a good job of painting this family dynamic for the audience but They felt like the same movie to me They just don't work in concert They just don't work in concert . They just have problems , which are neither original nor are presented in convincing way . They kept much of the plot but jettisoned the stuff that would make this a moving experience for people who haven't read the book . They ought to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering . They presume their audience won't sit still for a sociology lesson They presume their audience won't sit still for a sociology lesson , however entertainingly presented , so They presume their audience won't sit still for a sociology lesson , however entertainingly presented , so they trot out the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes They presume their audience won't sit still for a sociology lesson , however entertainingly presented , so they trot out the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes . They threw loads of money at an idea that should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans . They were afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . They were afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . They were right . They works spectacularly well ... A shiver-inducing , nerve-rattling ride . Thin Thin period piece Things really get weird , though not particularly scary Things really get weird , though not particularly scary : Things really get weird , though not particularly scary : the movie is all portent and no content Things really get weird , though not particularly scary : the movie is all portent and no content . Think The Lion King redone for horses , with fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by Bryan Adams , the world's most generic rock star . Think of it as Gidget , only with muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch Think of it as Gidget , only with muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch . Think of it as a sort of comfort food for the mind Third time's the charm Third time's the charm ... Third time's the charm ... yeah , baby Third time's the charm ... yeah , baby ! Thirteen Conversations About One Thing , for all its generosity and optimism , Thirteen Conversations About One Thing , for all its generosity and optimism , never resorts to easy feel-good sentiments Thirteen Conversations About One Thing is a small gem . Thirteen Conversations About One Thing lays out a narrative puzzle that interweaves individual stories , and , like a Mobius strip , elliptically loops back to where it began . Thirty years ago , it would have been groundbreaking . Now it's just tired . This 100-minute movie only has about 25 minutes of decent material . This 10th film in the series looks and feels tired . This 72-minute film does have some exciting scenes This 72-minute film does have some exciting scenes , This 90-minute dud This 90-minute dud could pass for Mike Tyson's E ! This 90-minute dud could pass for Mike Tyson's E ! True Hollywood Story . This 90-minute postmodern voyage was more diverting and thought-provoking than I'd expected it to be . This Bond film goes off the beaten path , not necessarily for the better . This Chicago has hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , as well as one terrific score and attitude to spare . This New Zealand coming-of-age movie isn't really about anything . This Nickleby thing might have more homosexual undertones than an Eddie Murphy film . And just when you think it can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane This Nickleby thing might have more homosexual undertones than an Eddie Murphy film . And just when you think it can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane . This Orange has some juice , This Orange has some juice , but it's far from fresh-squeezed This Orange has some juice , but it's far from fresh-squeezed . This Sade is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . This Sade is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery This Sade is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery , and This Sade is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery , and the film seems as deflated as he does This Sade is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery , and the film seems as deflated as he does . This Scarlet's letter is A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary This Tuxedo ... should have been sent back to the tailor for some major alterations . This action-thriller\/dark comedy is one of the most repellent things to pop up in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage . This amiable picture This amiable picture talks tough , but it's all bluster -- in the end it's as sweet as Greenfingers This amiable picture talks tough , but it's all bluster -- in the end it's as sweet as Greenfingers ... This angst-ridden territory was covered earlier and much better in Ordinary People . This beautifully animated epic This beautifully animated epic is never dull . This boisterous comedy This bold and lyrical first feature This bold and lyrical first feature from Raja Amari This bracingly truthful antidote to Hollywood teenage movies that slather Clearasil over the blemishes of youth captures the combustible mixture of a chafing inner loneliness and desperate grandiosity that tend to characterize puberty . This breezy caper movie becomes a soulful , incisive meditation on the way we were , and the way we are . This charming , thought-provoking New York fest This charming , thought-provoking New York fest of life and love This charming , thought-provoking New York fest of life and love has its rewards . This charming but slight tale This charming but slight tale has warmth , wit and interesting characters compassionately portrayed . This cheery , down-to-earth film This cinema verite speculation on the assassination of John F . Kennedy may have been inspired by Blair Witch , but This cinema verite speculation on the assassination of John F . Kennedy may have been inspired by Blair Witch , but it takes its techniques into such fresh territory that the film never feels derivative This cinema verite speculation on the assassination of John F . Kennedy may have been inspired by Blair Witch , but it takes its techniques into such fresh territory that the film never feels derivative . This cinema verite speculation on the assassination of John F. Kennedy may have been inspired by Blair Witch , This cinema verite speculation on the assassination of John F. Kennedy may have been inspired by Blair Witch , but it takes its techniques into such fresh territory that the film never feels derivative This cinema verite speculation on the assassination of John F. Kennedy may have been inspired by Blair Witch , but it takes its techniques into such fresh territory that the film never feels derivative . This clever caper movie This cloying , voices-from-the-other-side story This cloying , voices-from-the-other-side story is hell . This comic gem This comic gem is as delightful as it is derivative . This concoction , This concoction , so bizarre to the adult mind This cuddly sequel This cuddly sequel to the 1999 hit This deeply spiritual film taps This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications . This delicately This delicately observed story This delicately observed story , This delicately observed story , deeply felt and masterfully stylized This delicately observed story , deeply felt and masterfully stylized , This director's cut -- which adds 51 minutes -- takes a great film and turns it into a mundane soap opera . This disturbing bio-pic This documentary is a dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder of what ( Evans ) had , lost , and got back . This dramatically shaky contest of wills This dramatically shaky contest of wills only reiterates the old Hollywood saw : This dramatically shaky contest of wills only reiterates the old Hollywood saw : Evil is interesting and good is boring This dreadfully earnest inversion of the Concubine love triangle eschews the previous film's historical panorama and roiling pathos for bug-eyed mugging and gay-niche condescension . This dubious product This dubious product of a college-spawned ( Colgate U . ) comedy ensemble known as Broken Lizard This dubious product of a college-spawned ( Colgate U. ) comedy ensemble known as Broken Lizard plays like a mix of Cheech and Chong and CHiPs . This ecologically minded , wildlife friendly film This engrossing , characteristically complex Tom Clancy thriller This enthralling documentary This enthralling documentary ... is at once playful and haunting , an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist who was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends . This erotic cannibal movie is boring This extremely unfunny film This familiar rise-and-fall tale is long on glamour and short on larger moralistic consequences , though it's told with sharp ears and eyes for the tenor of the times . This fascinating experiment This fascinating experiment plays as more of a poetic than a strict reality , creating an intriguing species of artifice that gives The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air . This fascinating look This fascinating look at Israel in ferment This fascinating look at Israel in ferment feels as immediate as the latest news footage from Gaza and , because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , twice as powerful . This feature is about as necessary as a hole in the head This film , starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock , is your typical ` fish out of water ' story . You've seen them a million times . Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die . This film , starring Anthony Hopkins and Chris Rock , is your typical ` fish out of water ' story . You've seen them a million times . Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die . This one does . This film biggest This film biggest problem This film biggest problem ? This film biggest problem ? No laughs This film biggest problem ? No laughs . This film can only point the way -- but thank goodness for this signpost . This film is an act of spiritual faith -- an eloquent , deeply felt meditation on the nature of compassion . This film is full of rabbits . Brimful . But like most rabbits , it seems to lack substance This film is full of rabbits . Brimful . But like most rabbits , it seems to lack substance . This film is so different from The Apple and so striking that it can only encourage us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success . This film is too busy hitting all of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own . This film puts Wang at the forefront of China's Sixth Generation of film makers . This film was made by and for those folks who collect the serial killer cards and are fascinated by the mere suggestion of serial killers . For the rest of us , sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment . This filmed Tosca -- not the first , by the way -- is a pretty good job , if it's filmed Tosca that you want . This flat run This flat run at a hip-hop Tootsie is so poorly paced you could fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines . This formulaic chiller This franchise has not spawned a single good film . This franchise has not spawned a single good film . The crap continues . This goofy gangster yarn This gorgeous epic This gorgeous epic is guaranteed to lift the spirits of the whole family . This harrowing journey into combat hell This hastily mounted production exists only to capitalize on Hopkins ' inclination to play Hannibal Lecter again , even though Harris has no immediate inclination to provide a fourth book . This heist flick about young Brooklyn hoods is off the shelf after two years to capitalize on the popularity of Vin Diesel , Seth Green and Barry Pepper . It should have stayed there . This humbling little film , This humbling little film , fueled by the light comedic work of Zhao Benshan and the delicate ways of Dong Jie This humbling little film , fueled by the light comedic work of Zhao Benshan and the delicate ways of Dong Jie , This humbling little film , fueled by the light comedic work of Zhao Benshan and the delicate ways of Dong Jie , is just the sort for those moviegoers who complain that ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore . ' This idea has lost its originality This idea has lost its originality ... and This idea has lost its originality ... and neither star appears very excited at rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture This ill-conceived and expensive project This ill-conceived and expensive project winds up looking like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it . This ill-fitting Tuxedo This illuminating documentary This in-depth study of important developments of the computer industry This in-depth study of important developments of the computer industry should make it required viewing in university computer science departments for years to come . This insightful , Oscar-nominated documentary This insightful , Oscar-nominated documentary , This insightful , Oscar-nominated documentary , in which children on both sides of the ever-escalating conflict have their say away from watchful parental eyes This insufferable movie This insufferable movie is meant to make you think about existential suffering . This insufferable movie is meant to make you think about existential suffering . Instead This insufferable movie is meant to make you think about existential suffering . Instead , it'll only put you to sleep . This is Christmas Future for a lot of baby boomers . This is DiCaprio's best performance in anything ever , and easily the most watchable film of the year . This is SO De Palma . If you love him , you'll like it . If you don't This is SO De Palma . If you love him , you'll like it . If you don't ... This is SO De Palma . If you love him , you'll like it . If you don't ... well , skip to another review This is SO De Palma . If you love him , you'll like it . If you don't ... well , skip to another review . This is Sandler running on empty , repeating what he's already done way too often . This is a children's film in the truest sense . This is a dark , gritty , sometimes funny little gem . This is a fascinating film because there is no clear-cut hero and no all-out villain . This is a film about the irksome , tiresome nature of complacency that remains utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout . This is a film about the irksome , tiresome nature of complacency that remains utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout . Even as the hero of the story rediscovers his passion in life This is a film living far too much in its own head . This is a film tailor-made for those who when they were in high school would choose the Cliff-Notes over reading a full-length classic . This is a film that manages to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography . This is a finely written , superbly acted offbeat thriller . This is a fragmented film , once a good idea that was followed by the bad idea to turn it into a movie . This is a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions -- a lunar mission with no signs of life . This is a good movie in spurts This is a good movie in spurts , This is a good script , good dialogue , funny even for adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . This is a good script , good dialogue , funny even for adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . The film will play equally well on both the standard and giant screens . This is a gorgeous film This is a gorgeous film - This is a gorgeous film - vivid with color , music and life . This is a gorgeous film - vivid with color , music and life . Delight your senses and crash this wedding This is a gorgeous film - vivid with color , music and life . Delight your senses and crash this wedding ! This is a great subject for a movie This is a great subject for a movie , This is a great subject for a movie , but This is a great subject for a movie , but Hollywood has squandered the opportunity , using it as a prop for warmed-over melodrama and the kind of choreographed mayhem that director John Woo has built his career on This is a heartfelt story This is a heartfelt story ... This is a heartfelt story ... it just isn't a very involving one This is a heartfelt story ... it just isn't a very involving one . This is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking : joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen This is a more fascinating look at the future than `` Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen . This is a movie filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots ; whether or not their friendship is salvaged This is a movie filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots ; whether or not their friendship is salvaged makes no difference in the least . This is a movie full of grace This is a movie full of grace and This is a movie full of grace and , This is a movie full of grace and , ultimately , hope This is a movie full of grace and , ultimately , hope . This is a movie so insecure about its capacity to excite that it churns up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action . This is a movie that is what it is : a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion , an excuse to eat popcorn . This is a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body This is a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body , This is a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body , so This is a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body , so original is its content , look , and style This is a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body , so original is its content , look , and style . This is a movie that starts out like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable . This is a movie where the most notable observation is how long you've been sitting still . This is a movie you can trust . This is a nervy , risky film , and This is a nervy , risky film , and Villeneuve has inspired Croze to give herself over completely to the tormented persona of Bibi This is a nicely handled affair , a film about human darkness but etched with a light ( yet unsentimental ) touch . This is a picture that Maik , the firebrand turned savvy ad man , would be envious of This is a picture that Maik , the firebrand turned savvy ad man , would be envious of : This is a picture that Maik , the firebrand turned savvy ad man , would be envious of : it hijacks the heat of revolution and turns it into a sales tool This is a poster movie , a mediocre tribute to films like Them ! This is a raw and disturbing tale that took five years to make This is a raw and disturbing tale that took five years to make , This is a raw and disturbing tale that took five years to make , and This is a raw and disturbing tale that took five years to make , and the trio's absorbing narrative is a heart-wrenching showcase indeed This is a remake by the numbers , linking a halfwit plot to a series of standup routines in which Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie . This is a shrewd and effective film from a director who understands how to create and sustain a mood . This is a sincerely crafted picture that deserves to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies . This is a smart movie that knows its classical music , knows its Freud and knows its Sade . This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone This is a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone , but together they are magnificent This is a story that zings all the way through with originality , humour and pathos . This is a stunning film , a one-of-a-kind tour de force . This is a superior horror flick . This is a third-person story now , told by Hollywood , and much more ordinary for it . This is a truly , truly bad movie . This is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker This is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker , This is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker , but This is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker , but good actors , good poetry and good music help sustain it This is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker , but good actors , good poetry and good music help sustain it . This is a very funny , heartwarming film . This is a very funny , heartwarming film . It has fun with the quirks of family life , This is a very funny , heartwarming film . It has fun with the quirks of family life , but This is a very funny , heartwarming film . It has fun with the quirks of family life , but it also treats the subject with fondness and respect This is a very funny , heartwarming film . It has fun with the quirks of family life , but it also treats the subject with fondness and respect . This is a visually stunning rumination on love , memory , history and the war between art and commerce . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer . This is an action movie with an action icon who's been all but decommissioned . This is an egotistical endeavor from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento ( a producer here ) This is an egotistical endeavor from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento ( a producer here ) , This is an egotistical endeavor from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento ( a producer here ) , but her raw performance and utter fearlessness make it strangely magnetic This is an egotistical endeavor from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento ( a producer here ) , but her raw performance and utter fearlessness make it strangely magnetic . This is an elegantly balanced movie -- every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- that doesn't reveal even a hint of artifice . This is an exercise in chilling style , and Twohy films the sub , inside and out , with an eye on preserving a sense of mystery . This is an exercise not in biography but in hero worship . This is an extraordinary film , not least because it is Japanese and yet feels universal . This is an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief and its impacts upon the relationships of the survivors . This is an interesting movie This is an interesting movie ! '' This is an undeniably intriguing film from an adventurous young talent who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground . This is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be . This is as lax and limp a comedy as I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material . This is cruel , misanthropic stuff with only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy . This is for the most part a useless movie , even with a great director at the helm . This is going to be something really good This is going to be something really good . ' This is historical filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . This is historical filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated . This is just lazy writing . This is just lazy writing . Even kids deserve better . This is lightweight filmmaking , to be sure This is lightweight filmmaking , to be sure , This is lightweight filmmaking , to be sure , but it's pleasant enough -- and oozing with attractive men This is lightweight filmmaking , to be sure , but it's pleasant enough -- and oozing with attractive men . This is more fascinating -- being real -- than anything seen on Jerry Springer . This isn't a '' Friday '' worth waiting for . This isn't a movie This isn't a movie ; This isn't a movie ; it's a symptom This isn't a movie ; it's a symptom . This isn't a narrative film -- I don't know if it's possible to make a narrative film about September 11th , though I'm sure some will try -- but it's as close as anyone has dared to come This isn't a new idea . This isn't a stand up and cheer flick ; it's a sit down and ponder affair This isn't a stand up and cheer flick ; it's a sit down and ponder affair . This isn't a stand up and cheer flick ; it's a sit down and ponder affair . And thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering is highly pleasurable This isn't a stand up and cheer flick ; it's a sit down and ponder affair . And thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering is highly pleasurable . This isn't a terrible film by any means , This isn't a terrible film by any means , but This isn't even Madonna's Swept Away . This is her Blue Lagoon . This isn't exactly profound cinema , This isn't exactly profound cinema , but This isn't exactly profound cinema , but it's good-natured and sometimes quite funny This isn't exactly profound cinema , but it's good-natured and sometimes quite funny . This isn't my favorite in the series This isn't my favorite in the series , This isn't my favorite in the series , still This isn't my favorite in the series , still I enjoyed it enough to recommend This is no `` Waterboy ! '' This is not Chabrol's best This is not Chabrol's best , but This is not a Jackie Chan movie . This is not a Jackie Chan movie . It's just a movie that happens to have Jackie Chan in it . And that makes all the difference . This is not a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one . This is not an easy film . This is not an easy film . But it could be , by its art and heart , a necessary one This is not one of the movies you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live . This is not the undisputed worst boxing movie ever , This is not the undisputed worst boxing movie ever , but This is not the undisputed worst boxing movie ever , but it's certainly not a champion - This is not the undisputed worst boxing movie ever , but it's certainly not a champion - the big loser is the audience This is one baaaaaaaaad movie . This is one for the ages This is one of Mr . Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny . This is one of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny . This is one of the biggest disappointments of the year This is one of the biggest disappointments of the year . This is one of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory This is one of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory , This is one of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory , and This is one of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory , and in spite of numerous minor flaws , Scorsese's best in more than a decade This is one of the outstanding thrillers of recent years . This is one of the rarest kinds of films : a family-oriented non-Disney film that is actually funny without hitting below the belt . This is one of the year's best films . This is one of those rare docs that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party . This is one of those war movies that focuses on human interaction rather than battle and action sequences ... This is one of those war movies that focuses on human interaction rather than battle and action sequences ... and This is one of those war movies that focuses on human interaction rather than battle and action sequences ... and it's all the stronger because of it This is one of those war movies that focuses on human interaction rather than battle and action sequences ... and it's all the stronger because of it . This is popcorn movie fun with equal doses of action , cheese , ham and cheek ( as well as a serious debt to The Road Warrior ) This is popcorn movie fun with equal doses of action , cheese , ham and cheek ( as well as a serious debt to The Road Warrior ) , but This is popcorn movie fun with equal doses of action , cheese , ham and cheek ( as well as a serious debt to The Road Warrior ) , but it feels like unrealized potential This is pretty dicey material . But This is pure , exciting moviemaking . This is pure , exciting moviemaking . You won't exactly know what's happening but you'll be blissfully exhausted . This is rote drivel aimed at Mom and Dad's wallet . This is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight This is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight , This is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight , and This is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight , and the whole of the proceedings beg the question ` Why This is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight , and the whole of the proceedings beg the question ` Why ? This is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight , and the whole of the proceedings beg the question ` Why ? ' This is standard crime drama fare ... instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull . This is surely one of the most frantic , virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pics ever delivered by a Hollywood studio . This is the best Star Trek movie in a long time . This is the case of a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience . This is the first full scale WWII flick from Hong Kong's John Woo . He's not good with people . This is the kind of movie during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness . This is the kind of movie that gets a quick release before real contenders arrive in September . This is the kind of movie that used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee This is the kind of movie that used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee , This is the kind of movie that used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee , and This is the kind of movie that used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee , and it still is This is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes , This is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes , here This is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes , here we have a bad , bad , bad movie This is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes , here we have a bad , bad , bad movie . This is the kind of movie that you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes , here we have a bad , bad , bad movie . ' This is the kind of movie where people who have never picked a lock do so easily after a few tries and become expert fighters after a few weeks . This is the kind of movie where the big scene is a man shot out of a cannon into a vat of ice cream . This is the kind of subject matter that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker This is the kind of subject matter that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker , This is the kind of subject matter that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker , but This is the kind of subject matter that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker , but Ayres makes the right choices at every turn This is the kind of subject matter that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker , but Ayres makes the right choices at every turn . This is the sort of burly action flick where one coincidence pummels another This is the sort of burly action flick where one coincidence pummels another , narrative necessity is a drunken roundhouse , This is the sort of burly action flick where one coincidence pummels another , narrative necessity is a drunken roundhouse , and This is the sort of burly action flick where one coincidence pummels another , narrative necessity is a drunken roundhouse , and whatever passes for logic is a factor of the last plot device left standing This is the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes . This is the stuff that Disney movies are made of . This is unusual , food-for-thought cinema that's as entertaining as it is instructive . This is very much of a mixed bag , with enough negatives to outweigh the positives . This is wild surreal stuff This is wild surreal stuff , This is wild surreal stuff , but This is wild surreal stuff , but brilliant and the camera just kind of sits there and lets you look at this and its like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other This kiddie-oriented stinker This kiddie-oriented stinker is so bad that I even caught the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater This kind of dark comedy This kind of dark comedy requires a delicate , surgical touch . But director Danny DeVito and screenwriter Adam Resnick ( remember Cabin Boy ? ) just pound away This kind of hands-on storytelling This kind of hands-on storytelling is ultimately what makes Shanghai Ghetto move beyond a good , dry , reliable textbook and what allows it to rank with its worthy predecessors . This latest installment of the horror film franchise that is apparently as invulnerable as its trademark villain This latest installment of the horror film franchise that is apparently as invulnerable as its trademark villain has arrived for an incongruous summer playoff , demonstrating yet again that the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone . This limp gender-bender-baller from a first-time director and rookie screenwriter This little film is so slovenly done , so primitive in technique , that it can't really be called animation . This long and relentlessly saccharine film This long and relentlessly saccharine film is a clear case of preaching to the converted . This loud and thoroughly obnoxious comedy This loud and thoroughly obnoxious comedy about a pair of squabbling working-class spouses This loud and thoroughly obnoxious comedy about a pair of squabbling working-class spouses is a deeply unpleasant experience . This low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- rip-off This low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- rip-off of the Farrelly brothers ' oeuvre This low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- rip-off of the Farrelly brothers ' oeuvre gets way too mushy -- and in a relatively short amount of time . This ludicrous film This ludicrous film is predictable at every turn . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , as the film has some of the best special effects ever . This makes it not only a detailed historical document , but an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture This masterfully calibrated psychological thriller This masterfully calibrated psychological thriller thrives on its taut performances and creepy atmosphere even if the screenplay falls somewhat short . This may be Burns's strongest film since The Brothers McMullen . This may be Dover Kosashvili's feature directing debut , This may be Dover Kosashvili's feature directing debut , but it looks an awful lot like life -- gritty , awkward and ironic This may be the first cartoon ever to look as if it were being shown on the projection television screen of a sports bar . This may not have the dramatic gut-wrenching impact of other Holocaust films This may not have the dramatic gut-wrenching impact of other Holocaust films , but it's a compelling story , mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there This mess This mess of a movie This mess of a movie is nothing short of a travesty of a transvestite comedy . This method almost never fails him This method almost never fails him , and This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here . This mild-mannered farce , directed by one of its writers , John C . Walsh , This mild-mannered farce , directed by one of its writers , John C. Walsh , is corny in a way that bespeaks an expiration date passed a long time ago . This miserable excuse This miserable excuse of a movie This mistaken-identity picture is so film-culture referential that the final product is a ghost . This misty-eyed Southern nostalgia piece This misty-eyed Southern nostalgia piece , This misty-eyed Southern nostalgia piece , in treading the line between sappy and sanguine This misty-eyed Southern nostalgia piece , in treading the line between sappy and sanguine , This misty-eyed Southern nostalgia piece , in treading the line between sappy and sanguine , winds up mired in tear-drenched quicksand . This movie , a certain scene in particular , brought me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch . This movie ... doesn't deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is . This movie feel more like a non-stop cry for attention , than an attempt at any kind of satisfying entertainment . This movie got me grinning . This movie has a strong message about never giving up on a loved one This movie has a strong message about never giving up on a loved one , but This movie has the usual impossible stunts ... This movie has the usual impossible stunts ... But it has just as many scenes that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie This movie has the usual impossible stunts ... But it has just as many scenes that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie . This movie is about an adult male dressed in pink jammies This movie is about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States . This movie is maddening . It conveys a simple message in a visual style that is willfully overwrought . This movie is so bad , that it's almost worth seeing because it's so bad . This movie is to be cherished . This movie may not have the highest production values you've ever seen This movie may not have the highest production values you've ever seen , This movie may not have the highest production values you've ever seen , but This movie may not have the highest production values you've ever seen , but it's the work of an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep This movie may not have the highest production values you've ever seen , but it's the work of an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep . This movie plays like an extended dialogue exercise in Retard 101 . This movie seems to have been written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous . This movie sucks . ' This new Time Machine is hardly perfect This new Time Machine is hardly perfect ... This new Time Machine is hardly perfect ... yet it proves surprisingly serviceable This new movie version of the Alexandre Dumas classic is the stuff of high romance , brought off with considerable wit . This odd , distant Portuguese import more or less This odd , distant Portuguese import more or less borrows from Bad Lieutenant and Les Vampires , and comes up with a kind of art-house gay porn film . This odd , poetic road movie , This odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music This odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music , This odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music , pretty much takes place in Morton's ever-watchful gaze This odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music , pretty much takes place in Morton's ever-watchful gaze -- This odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music , pretty much takes place in Morton's ever-watchful gaze -- and it's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director , that the journey is such a mesmerizing one This odd , poetic road movie , spiked by jolts of pop music , pretty much takes place in Morton's ever-watchful gaze -- and it's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director , that the journey is such a mesmerizing one . This off-putting French romantic comedy This often-hilarious farce This often-hilarious farce manages to generate the belly laughs of lowbrow comedy without sacrificing its high-minded appeal . This one aims for the toilet and scores a direct hit . This one is a few bits funnier than Malle's dud , if only because the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks . This one is certainly well-meaning This one is certainly well-meaning , This one is not nearly as dreadful as expected . This one is not nearly as dreadful as expected . In fact , it's quite fun in places . This overlong infomercial This overlong infomercial , This overlong infomercial , due out on video before month's end This overlong infomercial , due out on video before month's end , is tepid and tedious . This overproduced and generally disappointing effort This overproduced piece This overproduced piece of dreck This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . Hmmm This overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . Hmmm ... might I suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener ? This painfully unfunny farce This painfully unfunny farce traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications This painfully unfunny farce traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications ... This painfully unfunny farce traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications ... that have no bearing on the story This painfully unfunny farce traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications ... that have no bearing on the story . This pathetic junk This pathetic junk is barely an hour long . This pathetic junk is barely an hour long . Nevertheless , it still seems endless . This pep-talk for faith , hope and charity does little to offend , but if saccharine earnestness were a crime , the film's producers would be in the clink for life This picture This picture is mostly a lump of run-of-the-mill profanity sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy that you might think he was running for office -- or trying to win over a probation officer . This picture is murder by numbers , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , despite a few whopping shootouts . This piece of Channel 5 grade trash This quiet , introspective and entertaining independent This quiet , introspective and entertaining independent is worth seeking . This rather unfocused This rather unfocused , all-over-the-map movie would be a lot better if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor . This ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day This ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , but This ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , but under the right conditions , it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun This ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , but under the right conditions , it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun . This real-life Hollywood fairy-tale This real-life Hollywood fairy-tale is more engaging than the usual fantasies Hollywood produces . This remake gets all there is to get out of a peculiar premise with promise This remake gets all there is to get out of a peculiar premise with promise : This remake gets all there is to get out of a peculiar premise with promise : Al Pacino loathing Robin Williams This remake of Lina Wertmuller's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John This remake of Lina Wertmuller's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John and This remake of Lina Wertmuller's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John and Bo Derek made the ridiculous Bolero This remake of Lina Wertmuller's 1975 eroti-comedy might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John and Bo Derek made the ridiculous Bolero . This rich , bittersweet Israeli documentary This rich , bittersweet Israeli documentary , This rich , bittersweet Israeli documentary , about the life of song-and-dance-man Pasach ` ke Burstein and his family This rich , bittersweet Israeli documentary , about the life of song-and-dance-man Pasach ` ke Burstein and his family , This rich , bittersweet Israeli documentary , about the life of song-and-dance-man Pasach ` ke Burstein and his family , transcends ethnic lines . This riveting World War II moral suspense story deals with the shadow side of American culture This riveting World War II moral suspense story deals with the shadow side of American culture : This road movie gives you emotional whiplash This road movie gives you emotional whiplash , This road movie gives you emotional whiplash , and you'll be glad you went along for the ride This romantic thriller This romantic thriller is steeped in the atmosphere of wartime England This romantic thriller is steeped in the atmosphere of wartime England , This romantic thriller is steeped in the atmosphere of wartime England , and This romantic thriller is steeped in the atmosphere of wartime England , and ably captures the speech patterns , moral codes and ideals of the 1940s This romantic\/comedy asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in . This rough trade Punch-and-Judy act didn't play well then This rough trade Punch-and-Judy act didn't play well then and it plays worse now This rush to profits This rush to profits has created a predictably efficient piece of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen , which , in this day and age , is of course the point . This seductive tease This seductive tease of a thriller This seductive tease of a thriller gets the job done . This seductive tease of a thriller gets the job done . It's a scorcher . This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , but This self-infatuated goofball is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard , but he's the most obvious one This sensitive , smart , savvy , compelling coming-of-age drama This sensitive , smart , savvy , compelling coming-of-age drama delves into the passive-aggressive psychology of co-dependence and the struggle for self-esteem . This series should have died long ago This series should have died long ago , This series should have died long ago , but This series should have died long ago , but they keep bringing it back another day as punishment for paying money to see the last James Bond movie This slender plot feels especially thin stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time . This slight premise This slight premise ... works because of the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm as the aged Napoleon This slight premise ... works because of the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm as the aged Napoleon . This slow-moving Swedish film This sort of cute and cloying material is far from Zhang's forte and This sort of cute and cloying material is far from Zhang's forte and it shows This starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel and it gets very ugly This starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel and it gets very ugly , This starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel and it gets very ugly , very fast This starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel and it gets very ugly , very fast . This starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel and it gets very ugly , very fast . The first five minutes will have you talking 'til the end of the year This starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel and it gets very ugly , very fast . The first five minutes will have you talking 'til the end of the year ! This story of a determined woman's courage to find her husband in a war zone This story of a determined woman's courage to find her husband in a war zone offers winning performances and some effecting moments . This story of unrequited love doesn't sustain interest beyond the first half-hour . This story still seems timely and important . This story still seems timely and important . And This story still seems timely and important . And there's an element of heartbreak to watching it now , with older and wiser eyes , because we know what will happen after Greene's story ends This story still seems timely and important . And there's an element of heartbreak to watching it now , with older and wiser eyes , because we know what will happen after Greene's story ends . This strenuously unfunny Showtime deserves the hook . This stuck pig This stuck pig of a movie This stuck pig of a movie flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror . This submarine drama earns the right to be favorably compared to Das Boot . This surreal Gilliam-esque film is also a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . A rewarding work of art for only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers . This tale has been told and retold This tale has been told and retold ; This tale has been told and retold ; the races and rackets change , but the song remains the same . This thing is just garbage . This thing is virtually unwatchable . This thing works on no level whatsoever for me . This time , the hype is quieter , and This time , the hype is quieter , and while the movie is slightly less successful than the first , it's still a rollicking good time for the most part This time , the hype is quieter , and while the movie is slightly less successful than the first , it's still a rollicking good time for the most part . This time Mr. Burns is trying something in the Martin Scorsese street-realist mode This time Mr. Burns is trying something in the Martin Scorsese street-realist mode , but This time Mr. Burns is trying something in the Martin Scorsese street-realist mode , but his self-regarding sentimentality trips him up again This time out , ( Sade ) is an unsettlingly familiar figure -- in turns loyal and deceitful , responsible and reckless , idealistically selfless and coldly self-interested . This toothless Dog , already on cable , This toothless Dog , already on cable , loses all bite on the big screen . This u-boat doesn't have a captain . This version's no classic like its predecessor This version's no classic like its predecessor , This version's no classic like its predecessor , but This version's no classic like its predecessor , but its pleasures are still plentiful This version does justice both to Stevenson and to the sci-fi genre . This warm and gentle romantic comedy This warm and gentle romantic comedy has enough interesting characters to fill several movies This warm and gentle romantic comedy has enough interesting characters to fill several movies , This warm and gentle romantic comedy has enough interesting characters to fill several movies , and This warm and gentle romantic comedy has enough interesting characters to fill several movies , and its ample charms should win over the most hard-hearted cynics This was lazy but enjoyable This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , and This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , and there still could have been room for the war scenes . This would-be ` James Bond for the Extreme Generation ' pic is one big , dumb action movie . This would-be ` James Bond for the Extreme Generation ' pic is one big , dumb action movie . Stress ` dumb . ' This wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy This wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy is inane and awful This wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy is inane and awful - This wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy is inane and awful - no doubt , it's the worst movie I've seen this summer This wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy is inane and awful - no doubt , it's the worst movie I've seen this summer . Thornberrys Movie Thoroughly awful Thoroughly awful . Thoroughly engrossing Thoroughly engrossing and Thoroughly engrossing and ultimately tragic . Thoroughly enjoyable Thoroughly enjoyable . Those 24-and-unders looking for their own Caddyshack to adopt as a generational signpost may have to keep on looking . Those eternally devoted to the insanity of Black will have an intermittently good time . Those moviegoers who would automatically bypass a hip-hop documentary Those moviegoers who would automatically bypass a hip-hop documentary should give '' Scratch '' a second look . Those moviegoers who would automatically bypass a hip-hop documentary should give `` Scratch '' a second look . Those of you who are not an eighth grade girl will most likely doze off during this one . Those of you who don't believe in Santa Claus probably also think that sequels can never capture the magic of the original . Well Those of you who don't believe in Santa Claus probably also think that sequels can never capture the magic of the original . Well , this movie proves you wrong on both counts . Those prone to indignation need not apply Those prone to indignation need not apply ; Those prone to indignation need not apply ; those susceptible to blue hilarity , step right up Those prone to indignation need not apply ; those susceptible to blue hilarity , step right up . Those seeking a definitive account of Eisenstein's life would do better elsewhere Those seeking a definitive account of Eisenstein's life would do better elsewhere . Those who aren't put off by the film's austerity will find it more than capable of rewarding them . Those who are not acquainted with the author's work , on the other hand , may fall fast asleep Those who are not acquainted with the author's work , on the other hand , may fall fast asleep . Those who are only mildly curious , I fear , will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals . Those who don't entirely ` get ' Godard's distinctive discourse will still come away with a sense of his reserved but existential poignancy . Those who love Cinema Paradiso will find the new scenes interesting , but few will find the movie Those who managed to avoid the Deconstructionist theorizing of French philosopher Jacques Derrida in college can now take an 85-minute brush-up course with the documentary Derrida . Or , you can do something fun tonight Those who managed to avoid the Deconstructionist theorizing of French philosopher Jacques Derrida in college can now take an 85-minute brush-up course with the documentary Derrida . Or , you can do something fun tonight . Those who trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . Those who trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr . De Niro Those who want to be jolted out of their gourd should drop everything and run to Ichi . Those with a modicum of patience Those with a modicum of patience will find in these characters ' foibles a timeless and unique perspective . Those with an interest in new or singular sorts of film experiences Those with an interest in new or singular sorts of film experiences will find What Time Is It There ? well worth the time . Though Avary has done his best to make something out of Ellis ' nothing novel , in the end Though Frida is easier to swallow than Julie Taymor's preposterous Titus , the eye candy here lacks considerable brio . Though Ganesh is successful in a midlevel sort of way Though Harris is affecting at times , he can not overcome the sense that Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities . Though Howard demonstrates a great eye as a director Though Impostor deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture , it too is a bomb . Though Jackson doesn't always succeed in integrating the characters in the foreground into the extraordinarily rich landscape Though Jackson doesn't always succeed in integrating the characters in the foreground into the extraordinarily rich landscape , it must be said that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees . Though Jones and Snipes are enthralling Though Jones and Snipes are enthralling , the movie bogs down in rhetoric and cliché . Though Lan Yu lacks a sense of dramatic urgency Though Lan Yu lacks a sense of dramatic urgency , the film makes up for it with a pleasing verisimilitude . Though Mama takes a bit too long to find its rhythm and a third-act plot development is somewhat melodramatic Though Moonlight Mile is replete with acclaimed actors and actresses and tackles a subject that's potentially moving Though Nijinsky's words grow increasingly disturbed , the film maintains a beguiling serenity and poise that make it accessible for a non-narrative feature . Though Perry and Hurley make inspiring efforts to breathe life into the disjointed , haphazard script by Jay Scherick and David Ronn Though Tom Shadyac's film kicks off spookily enough Though Tom Shadyac's film kicks off spookily enough , around the halfway mark it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance . Though a bit of a patchwork in script and production Though a capable thriller Though a capable thriller , somewhere along the way K-19 jettisoned some crucial drama . Though a touch too Arthouse 101 in its poetic symbolism , Heaven proves to be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors . Though an important political documentary , this does not really make the case the Kissinger should be tried as a war criminal . Though clearly well-intentioned Though clearly well-intentioned , this cross-cultural soap opera is painfully formulaic and stilted . Though few will argue that it ranks with the best of Herzog's works Though few will argue that it ranks with the best of Herzog's works , Invincible shows he's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film . Though filmed partly in Canada , Paid in Full has clever ways of capturing inner-city life during the Reagan years . Though her fans will assuredly have their funny bones tickled Though her fans will assuredly have their funny bones tickled , others will find their humor-seeking dollars best spent elsewhere . Though in some ways similar to Catherine Breillat's Fat Girl , Rain is the far superior film . Though intrepid in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity Though intrepid in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity , Ozpetek falls short in showing us Antonia's true emotions ... Though intrepid in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity , Ozpetek falls short in showing us Antonia's true emotions ... But Though intrepid in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity , Ozpetek falls short in showing us Antonia's true emotions ... But at the very least , His Secret Life will leave you thinking Though intrepid in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity , Ozpetek falls short in showing us Antonia's true emotions ... But at the very least , His Secret Life will leave you thinking . Though it's become almost redundant to say so Though it's equally solipsistic in tone Though it's equally solipsistic in tone , the movie has enough vitality to justify the notion of creating a screen adaptation of Evans ' saga of Hollywood excess . Though it's not very well shot or composed or edited Though it's not very well shot or composed or edited , the score is too insistent Though it's not very well shot or composed or edited , the score is too insistent and Though it's not very well shot or composed or edited , the score is too insistent and the dialogue is frequently overwrought and crudely literal Though it's not very well shot or composed or edited , the score is too insistent and the dialogue is frequently overwrought and crudely literal , the film shatters you in waves . Though it draws several decent laughs Though it goes further than both , anyone who has seen The Hunger or Cat People will find little new here Though it goes further than both , anyone who has seen The Hunger or Cat People will find little new here , Though it goes further than both , anyone who has seen The Hunger or Cat People will find little new here , but a tasty performance from Vincent Gallo lifts this tale of cannibal lust above the ordinary . Though it inspires some ( out-of-field ) creative thought Though it lacks the utter authority of a genre gem Though it lacks the utter authority of a genre gem , there's a certain robustness to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting . Though it never rises to its full potential as a film Though it pretends to expose the life of male hustlers Though it pretends to expose the life of male hustlers , it's exploitive without being insightful . Though it runs 163 minutes Though it runs 163 minutes , Safe Conduct is anything but languorous . Though it runs 163 minutes , Safe Conduct is anything but languorous . It's packed to bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history . Though it was made with careful attention to detail and is well-acted by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal Though its atmosphere is intriguing Though its rather routine script is loaded with familiar situations Though its rather routine script is loaded with familiar situations , the movie has a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence that makes it work more than it probably should . Though its story is only surface deep Though its story is only surface deep , the visuals and enveloping sounds of Blue Crush make this surprisingly decent flick worth a summertime look-see . Though of particular interest to students and enthusiast of international dance and world music , the film is designed to make viewers of all ages Though overall an overwhelmingly positive portrayal Though overall an overwhelmingly positive portrayal , the film doesn't ignore the more problematic aspects of Brown's life . Though the aboriginal aspect lends the ending an extraordinary poignancy , and the story Though the aboriginal aspect lends the ending an extraordinary poignancy , and the story itself could be played out in any working class community in the nation . Though the book runs only about 300 pages , it is so densely packed ... that even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production like Mr . Schepisi's seems skimpy and unclear Though the book runs only about 300 pages , it is so densely packed ... that even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production like Mr . Schepisi's seems skimpy and unclear . Though the book runs only about 300 pages , it is so densely packed ... that even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production like Mr. Schepisi's seems skimpy and unclear Though the controversial Korean filmmaker's latest effort is not for all tastes Though the film is static Though the film is static , its writer-director's heart is in the right place , his plea for democracy and civic action laudable . Though the film is well-intentioned Though the film is well-intentioned , one could rent the original and get the same love story and parable . Though the story ... is hackneyed Though the story ... is hackneyed , the characters have a freshness and modesty that transcends their predicament . Though there's a clarity of purpose and even-handedness to the film's direction Though there's a clarity of purpose and even-handedness to the film's direction , the drama feels rigged and sluggish . Though there are entertaining and audacious moments , the movie's wildly careening tone and an extremely flat lead performance do little to salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation . Though there are many tense scenes in Trapped , they prove more distressing than suspenseful . Though this film can be clumsy Though this rude and crude film does deliver a few gut-busting laughs Though this rude and crude film does deliver a few gut-busting laughs , its digs at modern society are all things we've seen before . Though this saga would be terrific to read about , it is dicey screen material that only a genius should touch . Though uniformly well acted Though writer\/director Bart Freundlich's film ultimately becomes a simplistic story about a dysfunctional parent-child relationship , it has some special qualities and the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance . Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful Thought-provoking Thought-provoking and Thought-provoking and stylish Thought-provoking and stylish , if also somewhat hermetic . Thoughtful Thoughtful , Thoughtful , even Thoughtful , provocative and entertaining Thoughtless Thoughtless , Thoughtless , random , superficial humour Thoughtless , random , superficial humour and Thoughtless , random , superficial humour and a lot Thoughtless , random , superficial humour and a lot of very bad Scouse accents Three Seasons achieved but loses its way in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality Thriller Thriller directorial debut for Traffic scribe Gaghan has all the right parts Thriller directorial debut for Traffic scribe Gaghan has all the right parts , Thriller directorial debut for Traffic scribe Gaghan has all the right parts , but Thriller directorial debut for Traffic scribe Gaghan has all the right parts , but the pieces don't quite fit together Thrilling Thrilling , provocative Thrilling , provocative and darkly funny Thrilling , provocative and darkly funny , this timely sci-fi mystery works on so many different levels that it not only invites Throughout , Mr . Audiard's direction is fluid and quick . Throughout , Mr. Audiard's direction is fluid and quick . Throughout all the tumult Throughout all the tumult , a question comes to mind : So why is this so boring ? Throw Smoochy from the train ! Throwing caution to the wind with an invitation to the hedonist in us all Throwing in everything except someone pulling the pin from a grenade with his teeth , Windtalkers seems to have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material . Throwing it Throwing it all away Throws in enough clever and unexpected Throws in enough clever and unexpected twists to make the formula feel fresh . Thumbs Friggin ' Down Thumbs down Thumbs down . Thumbs up Thumbs up to Paxton Thumbs up to Paxton for not falling into the Hollywood trap and making a vanity project with nothing new to offer Thumbs up to Paxton for not falling into the Hollywood trap and making a vanity project with nothing new to offer . Thurman Thurman and Lewis give what can easily be considered career-best performances Tian's meticulous talent Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus Tierney and the inimitable Walken especially Tierney and the inimitable Walken especially -- Tim Story's not there yet Tim Story's not there yet - Tim Story's not there yet - but ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way Time Out Time Out is as serious as a pink slip . Time Out is as serious as a pink slip . And more than that , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation Time Out is as serious as a pink slip . And more than that , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation . Time Out is existential drama without any of the pretension associated with the term . Time Out offers an exploration that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film . Time is a beautiful film to watch Time is a beautiful film to watch , an interesting and at times captivating take on loss and loneliness . Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers , Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers , '' but that doesn't mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers , '' but that doesn't mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life . Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers , Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers , '' Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers , '' but that doesn't mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life Time literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers , '' but that doesn't mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life . Time of Favor could have given audiences the time of day by concentrating on the elements of a revealing alienation among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation . Time of Favor presents us with an action movie that actually has a brain . Time stands still in more ways that one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable . Tinseltown assembly line Tiresomely derivative and hammily acted . To Be Really Awful To Blandly Go Where We Went 8 Movies Ago ... To Live To Remember To and Wai Ka Fai are ) sure to find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests To be influenced chiefly by humanity's greatest shame To be influenced chiefly by humanity's greatest shame , reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! To be influenced chiefly by humanity's greatest shame , reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! -- is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw . To be oblivious to the existence of this film To be oblivious to the existence of this film would be very sweet indeed . To better understand why this didn't connect with me would require another viewing , and To better understand why this didn't connect with me would require another viewing , and I won't be sitting through this one again To better understand why this didn't connect with me would require another viewing , and I won't be sitting through this one again ... that in itself is commentary enough To better understand why this didn't connect with me would require another viewing , and I won't be sitting through this one again ... that in itself is commentary enough . To build a feel-good fantasy around a vain dictator-madman To build a feel-good fantasy around a vain dictator-madman is off-putting , to say the least , not to mention inappropriate and wildly undeserved . To call The Other Side of Heaven '' appalling '' To call The Other Side of Heaven '' appalling '' would be to underestimate just how dangerous entertainments like it can be . To call The Other Side of Heaven `` appalling '' To call this film a lump of coal To call this film a lump of coal would only be to flatter it . To call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement To call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , To call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and To call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and woe is the horror fan who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest To call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and woe is the horror fan who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest . To enjoy this movie's sharp dialogue and delightful performance by Jolie and Burns To get at the root psychology of this film would require many sessions on the couch of Dr. Freud . To honestly address the flaws inherent in how medical aid is made available to American workers , a more balanced or fair portrayal of both sides will be needed . To imagine the life of Harry Potter as a martial arts adventure told by a lobotomized Woody Allen To me , it sounds like a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy . To others , it will remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking . To paraphrase a line from another Dickens ' novel To paraphrase a line from another Dickens ' novel , Nicholas Nickleby is too much like a fragment of an underdone potato . To say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful To say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor . To show these characters in the act and give them no feelings of remorse To show these characters in the act and give them no feelings of remorse -- and to cut repeatedly to the flashback of the original rape -- To some eyes this will seem like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits . To some eyes this will seem like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits . To others , it will remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking . To the civilized mind , a movie like Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever is more of an ordeal than an amusement . To the civilized mind , a movie like Ballistic : Ecks Vs. Sever is more of an ordeal than an amusement . To the degree that ivans xtc . works , it's thanks to Huston's revelatory performance . To the filmmakers , Ivan is a prince of a fellow , but he comes across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited , and there's no indication that he's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit To the filmmakers , Ivan is a prince of a fellow , but he comes across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited , and there's no indication that he's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit . To the vast majority of more casual filmgoers , it will probably be a talky bore . To those who have not read the book , the film is a much better mother-daughter tale than last summer's ` Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood , ' but that's not saying much . To work , love stories require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer To work , love stories require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer . That is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion . Toback's ) fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard Toback's deranged immediacy makes it seem fresh again Toback's deranged immediacy makes it seem fresh again . Todd Solondz ' oftentimes funny , yet ultimately cowardly autocritique Todd Solondz takes aim on political correctness and suburban families . Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film Toes the fine line between cheese and earnestness remarkably well Toes the fine line between cheese and earnestness remarkably well ; everything is delivered with such conviction that it's hard not to be carried away Toes the fine line between cheese and earnestness remarkably well ; everything is delivered with such conviction that it's hard not to be carried away . Together ( Time Out and Human Resources ) establish Mr . Cantet as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace . Together ( Time Out and Human Resources ) establish Mr. Cantet as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace Together ( Time Out and Human Resources ) establish Mr. Cantet as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace . Together , Miller , Kuras and the actresses make Personal Velocity into an intricate , intimate and intelligent journey . Together , Tok and O orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death . In the process Together , Tok and O orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death . In the process , they demonstrate that there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema . Together shoots for ( and misses ) Together writer-director Danny Verete's three tales comprise a powerful and reasonably fulfilling gestalt . Tok ( Andy Lau ) , a sleek sociopath on the trail Tok and O orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death Tok and O orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death . Told in scattered fashion Told in scattered fashion , the movie only intermittently lives up to the stories and faces and music of the men who are its subject . Told just proficiently enough to trounce its overly comfortable trappings . Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic Tom Green's Freddie Got Fingered Tom Green a grimace Tom Green as Han Solo ? Tom Green just gives them a bad odor Tom Green stages his gags as assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony Tom Hanks was just an ordinary big-screen star Tom Shadyac's film kicks off spookily enough Tom Shadyac has learned a bit more craft since directing Adams Tom Shadyac has learned a bit more craft since directing Adams , Tom Shadyac has learned a bit more craft since directing Adams , but he still lingers over every point until the slowest viewer grasps it Tom Tykwer , director of the resonant and sense-spinning Run Lola Run Tom Tykwer , director of the resonant and sense-spinning Run Lola Run , has turned out to be a one-trick pony Tommy's job to clean the peep booths surrounding her Tonga people Tony Gayton's script doesn't give us anything we haven't seen before Tony Gayton's script doesn't give us anything we haven't seen before , Tony Gayton's script doesn't give us anything we haven't seen before , but Tony Gayton's script doesn't give us anything we haven't seen before , but director D . J . Caruso's grimy visual veneer and Kilmer's absorbing performance increase the gravitational pull considerably . Tony Gayton's script doesn't give us anything we haven't seen before , but director D.J. Caruso's grimy visual veneer and Kilmer's absorbing performance increase the gravitational pull considerably Tony Hawk skating video interspliced with footage from Behind Enemy Lines and set to Jersey Too bad , but thanks to some lovely comedic moments and several fine performances Too bad . Too bad . Too bad Kramer Too bad Kramer couldn't make a guest appearance to liven things up . Too bad Maggio couldn't come up with a better script . Too bad none of it is funny . Too bad the former Murphy Brown doesn't pop Reese back Too bad writer-director Adam Rifkin situates it all in a plot as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets . Too bland and Too bland and fustily tasteful to be truly prurient . Too campy to work as straight drama Too campy to work as straight drama and Too campy to work as straight drama and too violent and sordid to function as comedy Too campy to work as straight drama and too violent and sordid to function as comedy , Vulgar is , truly and thankfully , a one-of-a-kind work . Too clever by about nine-tenths . Too clumsy Too clumsy in key moments Too clumsy in key moments ... to make a big splash . Too clunky Too clunky and Too clunky and too busy Too daft by half ... but supremely good natured . Too damn weird Too damn weird to pass up , and for the blacklight crowd , way cheaper ( and better ) than Pink Floyd tickets . Too infuriatingly quirky and taken with its own style . Too intensely focused on the travails of being Hal Hartley to function as pastiche Too intensely focused on the travails of being Hal Hartley to function as pastiche , No Such Thing is Hartley's least accessible screed yet . Too lazy Too leisurely paced Too leisurely paced and Too leisurely paced and visually drab for its own good Too long , and larded with exposition Too long , and larded with exposition , this somber cop drama ultimately feels as flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community . Too loud Too loud , Too loud , too long Too loud , too long and Too loud , too long and too frantic by half Too many improbabilities Too many improbabilities and Too many improbabilities and rose-colored situations Too much of Nemesis has a tired , talky feel . Too much of Storytelling Too much of Storytelling moves away from Solondz's social critique , casting its audience as that of intellectual lector in contemplation of the auteur's professional injuries . Too much of it Too much of the movie feels contrived , as if the filmmakers were worried the story wouldn't work without all those gimmicks . Too much power , not enough puff Too much power , not enough puff . Too often , Son of the Bride becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained '' big moment '' will occur and not '' if . '' Too often , Son of the Bride becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained `` big moment '' will occur and not `` if . '' Too ordinary Too predictably Too predictably , in fact . Too restrained to be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging Too restrained to be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging ... Too restrained to be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging ... The Isle defies an easy categorization Too silly to be frightening , too stolid to be funny Too silly to take seriously . Too simple for its own good Too sincere to exploit its subjects Too sincere to exploit its subjects and too honest to manipulate its audience Too slick and manufactured to claim street credibility . Too slow Too slow , Too slow , too long Too slow , too long and Too slow , too long and too little happens Too slow for a younger crowd Too slow for a younger crowd , too shallow for an older one . Too smart to ignore but a little too smugly superior to like , this could be a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot . Too stagey Too stagey , Too stagey , talky Too stagey , talky -- and long -- for its own good . Too stupid to be satire , too obviously hateful to be classified otherwise Too timid Tootsie Tootsie knockoff . Top-notch Top-notch action powers Top-notch action powers this romantic drama Top-notch action powers this romantic drama . Topics that could make a sailor blush Topics that could make a sailor blush - but lots of laughs Topics that could make a sailor blush - but lots of laughs . Tori Amos records Tosca's intoxicating ardor Tosca is a real treat . Totally Totally Past His Prime Totally overwrought Totally overwrought , Totally overwrought , deeply biased , and wholly designed to make you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe Totally overwrought , deeply biased , and wholly designed to make you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe are The Greatest Musicians of All Time . Touched Touched by an Angel Touches smartly and wistfully Touches smartly and wistfully on a number of themes , not least the notion that the marginal members of society ... might benefit from a helping hand and a friendly kick in the pants . Toward the end Sum of All Fears morphs into a mundane '70s disaster flick . Trade Center tragedy Trades run-of-the-mill revulsion for extreme unease Traffic Traffic scribe Gaghan Traffics in the kind of prechewed racial clichés that have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill Trailer park Magnolia Trailer park Magnolia : too long , too cutesy , too sure of its own importance , and possessed of that peculiar tension of being too dense & about nothing at all Trailer trash cinema Trailer trash cinema so uncool the only thing missing is the '' Gadzooks ! '' Trailer trash cinema so uncool the only thing missing is the `` Gadzooks ! '' Transcends Transcends its agenda to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals Transcends its agenda to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals and Transcends its agenda to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals and offer a fascinating glimpse into the subculture of extreme athletes whose derring-do puts the X into the games Transcends its agenda to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals and offer a fascinating glimpse into the subculture of extreme athletes whose derring-do puts the X into the games . Transforms one of ( Shakespeare's ) deepest tragedies Transforms one of ( Shakespeare's ) deepest tragedies into a smart new comedy Transforms one of ( Shakespeare's ) deepest tragedies into a smart new comedy . Translating complex characters from novels to the big screen Translating complex characters from novels to the big screen is an impossible task but they are true to the essence of what it is to be Ya-Ya Translating complex characters from novels to the big screen is an impossible task but they are true to the essence of what it is to be Ya-Ya . Translation : ` We don't need to try very hard Translation : ` We don't need to try very hard . Translation : ` We don't need to try very hard . ' Trapped Trapped is an effective and claustrophobic thriller . Trapped presents a frightening and compelling ` What if ? ' Trapped presents a frightening and compelling ` What if ? ' scenario that will give most parents pause Trapped won't score points for political correctness Trapped won't score points for political correctness , Trapped won't score points for political correctness , but it may cause parents a few sleepless hours -- a sign of its effectiveness . Travels a fascinating arc from hope and euphoria Travels a fascinating arc from hope and euphoria to reality and disillusionment Treasure Treasure Planet is better-than-average family entertainment Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold . Treasure Planet maintains a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . Treasure Planet maintains a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . However , it lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts . Treasure Planet rivals the top Japanese animations of recent vintage . Trekkie loyalty Tremors on the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever Tremors on the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever , though Tres Greek writer and star Nia Vardalos has crafted here a worldly-wise and very funny script . Tries so hard to be quirky and funny that the strain is all too evident Tries so hard to be quirky and funny that the strain is all too evident . Tries to work in the same vein as the brilliance of Animal House but instead comes closer to the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel . Tries too hard to be funny in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span Tries too hard to be funny in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span . Triple X Triple X is a double agent , and he's one bad dude Triple X is a double agent , and he's one bad dude . Triple X is a double agent , and he's one bad dude . When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation Triple X is a double agent , and he's one bad dude . When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation , it adds up to big box office bucks all but guaranteed . Triple X marks the spot . Trite Trite , Trite , banal , cliched Trite , banal , cliched , Triumph Triumph of Love is a very silly movie Triumph of Love is a very silly movie , Trivial Trivial where it should be profound , and hyper-cliched where it should be sincere Troll Troll the cult section of your local video store for the real deal Trouble Trouble '' Trouble Every Day is a plodding mess . Trouble Every Day is a success in some sense Trouble Every Day is a success in some sense , Trouble Every Day is a success in some sense , but it's hard to like a film so cold and dead Trouble Every Day is a success in some sense , but it's hard to like a film so cold and dead . Troubling Troubling and Troubling and powerful Troubling and powerful . True to its animatronic roots True to its animatronic roots : True to its animatronic roots : ... as stiff , ponderous and charmless as a mechanical apparatus True to its animatronic roots : ... as stiff , ponderous and charmless as a mechanical apparatus ... ` The Country Bears ' should never have been brought out of hibernation . True to its title True to its title , it traps audiences in a series of relentlessly nasty situations that we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at . Truly Truly terrible Truly terrible . Try as I may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you Try as I may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! Try as I may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie . Try as you might to resist , if you've got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson Try as you might to resist , if you've got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson , this movie will worm its way there . Try as you might to scrutinize the ethics of Kaufman's approach , somehow it all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment Try as you might to scrutinize the ethics of Kaufman's approach , somehow it all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment . Try this obscenely bad dark comedy , so crass that it makes Edward Burns ' Sidewalks of New York look like Oscar Wilde Try this obscenely bad dark comedy , so crass that it makes Edward Burns ' Sidewalks of New York look like Oscar Wilde . Trying to Break Your Heart an attraction it desperately needed Trying to figure out the rules of the Country Bear universe -- when are bears bears and when are they like humans , only hairier -- would tax Einstein's brain . Trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie Snipes is enough to give you brain strain Trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie Snipes is enough to give you brain strain -- Trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie Snipes is enough to give you brain strain -- and Trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie Snipes is enough to give you brain strain -- and the pay-off is negligible Trying to make head or tail of the story in the hip-hop indie Snipes is enough to give you brain strain -- and the pay-off is negligible . Tsai's usual style and themes Tsai Ming-liang's witty , wistful new film Tsai Ming-liang's witty , wistful new film , Tsai Ming-liang's witty , wistful new film , What Time Is It There ? Tsai Ming-liang's witty , wistful new film , What Time Is It There ? , Tsai Ming-liang's witty , wistful new film , What Time Is It There ? , is a temporal inquiry that shoulders its philosophical burden lightly . Tsai convincingly paints a specifically urban sense of disassociation here . Tsai has a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists Tsai has a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists , Tsai has a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists , and Tsai has a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists , and in this film , every shot enhances the excellent performances Tsai has a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists , and in this film , every shot enhances the excellent performances . Tuck Everlasting falls victim to that everlasting conundrum experienced by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in . Tully is in many ways the perfect festival film : a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience . Tully is worth a look for its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham . Tunney , brimming with coltish , neurotic energy , holds the screen like a true star . Tunney is allowed to build an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope . Turns potentially forgettable formula into something strangely diverting Turturro is fabulously funny and over the top as a ` very sneaky ' butler who excels in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts Twenty years after its first release , E . T . remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . Twenty years after its first release , E.T. remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . Twenty years later , E . T . is still a cinematic touchstone . Twenty years later , E.T. is still a cinematic touchstone . Twenty years later , Reggio still knows how to make a point with poetic imagery Twenty years later , Reggio still knows how to make a point with poetic imagery , Twenty years later , Reggio still knows how to make a point with poetic imagery , but his ability to startle has been stifled by the very prevalence of the fast-forward technology that he so stringently takes to task Twenty-three movies into a mostly magnificent directorial career Twenty-three movies into a mostly magnificent directorial career , Twenty-three movies into a mostly magnificent directorial career , Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style Twenty-three movies into a mostly magnificent directorial career , Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style finally has failed him . Twenty-three movies into a mostly magnificent directorial career , Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style finally has failed him . Big time Twenty-three movies into a mostly magnificent directorial career , Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style finally has failed him . Big time . Two Towers outdoes its spectacle . Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun Two Weeks Notice has appeal beyond being a Sandra Bullock vehicle or a standard romantic comedy . Two badly interlocked stories drowned by all too clever complexity . Two big things are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all . Two bodies and hardly a laugh between them Two generations within one family test boundaries in this intelligent and restrained coming-of-age drama Two hours fly by Two hours fly by -- opera's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions -- Two hours fly by -- opera's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions -- and Two hours fly by -- opera's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions -- and even a novice to the form comes away exhilarated Two hours of junk Two hours of junk . Two tedious Two tedious acts light on great scares and a good surprise ending . Two-bit potboiler . Twohy's a good yarn-spinner Twohy's a good yarn-spinner , Twohy's a good yarn-spinner , and ultimately the story compels Twohy's a good yarn-spinner , and ultimately the story compels . Twohy knows how to inflate the mundane into the scarifying , and gets full mileage out of the rolling of a stray barrel or the unexpected blast of a phonograph record . Tykwer's surface flash isn't just a poor fit with Kieslowski's lyrical pessimism Tykwer's surface flash isn't just a poor fit with Kieslowski's lyrical pessimism ; Tykwer's surface flash isn't just a poor fit with Kieslowski's lyrical pessimism ; it completely contradicts everything Kieslowski's work aspired to , including the condition of art Tykwer's surface flash isn't just a poor fit with Kieslowski's lyrical pessimism ; it completely contradicts everything Kieslowski's work aspired to , including the condition of art . Tykwer has done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled Typical animé , with cheapo animation ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) , a complex sword-and-sorcery plot and characters who all have big round eyes and Japanese names . U . S . audiences may find ( Attal and Gainsbourg's ) unfamiliar personas give the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts . U.S. audiences may find ( Attal and Gainsbourg's ) unfamiliar personas give the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts . UB equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of ` black culture ' and the dorkier aspects of ` white culture , ' even as it points out how inseparable the two are . US Ultimate X is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever , bogging down in a barrage of hype . Ultimately , '' MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . Ultimately , Sarah's dedication to finding her husband seems more psychotic than romantic , and nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness . Ultimately , `` MIB II '' succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . Ultimately , clarity matters , both in breaking codes and making movies . Enigma lacks it . Ultimately , in the history of the Academy , people may be wondering what all that jazz was about `` Chicago '' in 2002 . Ultimately , the film amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing . Ultimately , the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad , and the too-frosty exterior Ms. Paltrow employs to authenticate her British persona is another liability . Ultimately ... the movie is too heady for children , and too preachy for adults . Ultimately engages less for its story of actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese ` cultural revolution . ' Ultimately the , yes , snail-like pacing and lack of thematic resonance make the film more silly than scary , like some sort of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok . Ultimately this is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) and an old Payne screenplay . Ultimately too repellent to fully endear itself to American art house audiences , but it is notable for its stylistic austerity and forcefulness . Um , no. Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot ? Unambitious Unambitious writing Unambitious writing emerges in the movie , using a plot that could have come from an animated-movie screenwriting textbook . Unbearable Unbreakable Uncertain in tone Uncertain in tone ... Uncertain in tone ... a garbled exercise in sexual politics , a junior varsity Short Cuts by way of Very Bad Things Uncertainty Principle Uncle Ralph Uncle Ralph . Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur Uncommonly stylish Uncommonly stylish but Under a Red Bridge is a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal . Under a Red Bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women Under a Red Bridge is a quirky and poignant Japanese film that explores the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality . Underachieves Underachieves only Underachieves only in not taking the Shakespeare parallels quite far enough Undercover Brother as funny , if not more so , than both Austin Powers films Undercover Brother doesn't go far enough . It's just a silly black genre spoof . Undercover Brother has run out of steam Undercover Brother is definitely one for the masses Undercover Brother missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary Undiscovered Undisputed Undisputed is nearly incoherent , an excuse to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins . Undisputed scores a direct hit . Undone Undone by its overly complicated and derivative screenplay , the glacier-paced direction and the stereotypical characters Undoubtedly Undoubtedly the scariest movie ever made about tattoos . Uneasy Uneasy mishmash Uneven Uneven , self-conscious but often hilarious Uneven , self-conscious but often hilarious spoof . Uneven but a lot of fun Uneven but a lot of fun . Uneven performances Uneven performances and Uneven performances and a spotty script Uneven performances and a spotty script add up to a biting satire that has no teeth . Unexpected , and often contradictory , truths emerge . Unexpected moments of authentically impulsive humor Unexpected moments of authentically impulsive humor are the hallmark of this bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery . Unfaithful ' cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . Unfaithful ' cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . Too bad . Unfaithful . Almost everything else Unfaithful = Unfaithful = don't Unfaithful is at once intimate and universal cinema . Unflinchingly Unfolds as one Unfolds as one of the most politically audacious films of recent decades Unfolds as one of the most politically audacious films of recent decades from any country , but especially from France Unfolds as one of the most politically audacious films of recent decades from any country , but especially from France . Unfolds in a low-key , organic way that encourages you to accept it as life and go with its flow Unfolds in a low-key , organic way that encourages you to accept it as life and go with its flow . Unfolds in a series of achronological vignettes whose cumulative effect is chilling . Unfolds with such a wallop of you-are-there immediacy Unfolds with such a wallop of you-are-there immediacy that when the bullets start to fly , your first instinct is to duck Unfolds with such a wallop of you-are-there immediacy that when the bullets start to fly , your first instinct is to duck . Unforgiven Unfortunately Unfortunately , Carvey's rubber-face routine is no match for the insipid script he has crafted with Harris Goldberg . Unfortunately , Kapur modernizes A . E . W . Mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks '' The Four Feathers '' bare . Unfortunately , Kapur modernizes A.E.W. Mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks `` The Four Feathers '' bare . Unfortunately , One Hour Photo lives down to its title . Unfortunately , One Hour Photo lives down to its title . Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes Unfortunately , One Hour Photo lives down to its title . Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes -- Unfortunately , One Hour Photo lives down to its title . Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes -- the rest is just an overexposed waste of film Unfortunately , One Hour Photo lives down to its title . Thanks largely to Williams , all the interesting developments are processed in 60 minutes -- the rest is just an overexposed waste of film . Unfortunately , a cast of competent performers from movies , television and the theater are cast adrift in various New York City locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style . Unfortunately , as a writer , Mr . Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . Unfortunately , it's also not very good . Unfortunately , it's also not very good . Especially compared with the television series that inspired the movie . Unfortunately , that's precisely what Arthur Dong's Family Fundamentals does . Unfortunately , the experience of actually watching the movie is less compelling than the circumstances of its making . Unfortunately , the picture failed to capture me . I found it slow , drab , and bordering on melodramatic . Unfortunately , there is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either . Unfortunately , we'd prefer a simple misfire . Unfortunately the story and the actors are served with a hack script . Unfunny Unfunny and Unfunny and lacking any sense of commitment to or affection for its characters Unfunny and lacking any sense of commitment to or affection for its characters , the Reginald Hudlin comedy relies on toilet humor , ethnic slurs . Unfunny comedy Unfunny comedy with a lot of static set ups , not much camera movement , and most of the scenes Unfunny comedy with a lot of static set ups , not much camera movement , and most of the scenes take place indoors in formal settings with motionless characters . United States Univac-like script machine Unless Bob Crane is someone of particular interest to you , this film's impressive performances and adept direction aren't likely to leave a lasting impression . Unless there are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction Unless there are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction , Impostor is opening today at a theater near you . Unless you're a fanatic , the best advice is : ` Scooby ' don't . Unless you are in dire need of a Diesel fix Unless you are in dire need of a Diesel fix , there is no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and then don't rent it . Unless you come in to the film with a skateboard under your arm , you're going to feel like you weren't invited to the party . Unlike Unlike Trey Parker , Sandler doesn't understand that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself . Unlike lots of Hollywood fluff Unlike lots of Hollywood fluff , this has layered , well-developed characters and some surprises . Unlike most anime , whose most ardent fans outside Japan seem to be introverted young men with fantasy fetishes , Metropolis never seems hopelessly juvenile . Unlike most surf movies , Blue Crush thrillingly uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . Unlike most surf movies , Blue Crush thrillingly uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . By the end you can't help but feel ` stoked . ' Unlike most teen flicks Unlike the nauseating fictions peddled by such ` Have-yourself-a-happy-little-Holocaust ' movies as Life Is Beautiful and Jakob the Liar Unlike the speedy wham-bam effect of most Hollywood offerings Unofficially , National Lampoon's Van Wilder is Son of Animal House . Officially , it is twice as bestial but half as funny . Unspeakable Unspeakable , of course , barely begins to describe the plot and its complications . Unspeakable , of course , barely begins to describe the plot and its complications . Vulgar is too optimistic a title . Unsurprisingly Unsurprisingly , the way this all works out makes the women look more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead of serious athletes . Until it goes off the rails in its final 10 or 15 minutes Until it goes off the rails in its final 10 or 15 minutes , Wendigo , Larry Fessenden's spooky new thriller , is a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation on several themes derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films . Until its final minutes this is a perceptive study of two families in crisis -- and of two girls whose friendship is severely tested by bad luck and their own immaturity . Unwieldy contraption . Up Uplifting Uplifting , Uplifting , funny and wise Uplifting , funny and wise . Uplifting as only a document of the worst possibilities of mankind can be , and among the best films of the year . Upper Teens may get cynical . Upper West Sidey Upper West Sidey exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute . Upsetting and thought-provoking Upsetting and thought-provoking , the film has an odd purity that doesn't bring you into the characters so much as it has you study them . Uses high comedy to evoke surprising poignance Uses sharp humor and insight into human nature to examine class conflict Using a stock plot , About a Boy injects just enough freshness into the proceedings to provide an enjoyable 100 minutes in a movie theater . Using an endearing cast Using an endearing cast , writer\/director Dover Kosashvili takes a slightly dark look at relationships , both sexual and kindred . Utter mush Utter mush ... Utter mush ... conceited pap Utter mush ... conceited pap . Utterly lacking in charm , wit and invention Uzumaki's interesting social parallel and defiant aesthetic seems a prostituted muse ... Vague Vaguely interesting Vaguely interesting , but it's just too too much Vaguely interesting , but it's just too too much . Valley of the Dolls Van Wilder brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ` comedy gag Van Wilder brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ` comedy gag . ' At least one scene is so disgusting that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch Van Wilder brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ` comedy gag . ' At least one scene is so disgusting that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch . Van Wilder does little that is actually funny with the material Van Wilder doesn't bring anything new to the proverbial table , Van Wilder doesn't bring anything new to the proverbial table , but Van Wilder doesn't bring anything new to the proverbial table , but it does possess a coherence absent in recent crass-a-thons like Tomcats , Freddy Got Fingered , and Slackers Van Wilder has a built-in audience , but only among those who are drying out from spring break and are still unconcerned about what they ingest . Vardalos ' humor , Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries Vardalos and Corbett , who play their roles with vibrant charm Veggie Tales Movie Venice Beach that was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival Ver Wiel's Ver Wiel's desperate attempt at wit Ver Wiel's desperate attempt at wit is lost , leaving the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless . Vera's technical prowess Vera's technical prowess ends up selling his film short ; Vera's technical prowess ends up selling his film short ; he smoothes over hard truths even as he uncovers them Vera's three actors -- Mollà , Gil and Bardem -- excel in insightful , empathetic performances . Vera has created a provocative , absorbing drama that reveals the curse of a self-hatred instilled by rigid social mores . Verbinski substitutes atmosphere for action Vereté has a whip-smart sense of narrative bluffs . Versace Very Very amusing Very amusing , not the usual route in a thriller , and the performances are odd and pixilated and sometimes both . Very bad Very much a home video , and so devoid of artifice and purpose that it appears not to have been edited at all . Very predictable Very predictable but still entertaining Very psychoanalytical -- provocatively so -- Very psychoanalytical -- provocatively so -- and Very psychoanalytical -- provocatively so -- and also refreshingly literary Very special effects , Very special effects , brilliantly bold colors Very special effects , brilliantly bold colors and Very special effects , brilliantly bold colors and heightened reality Very special effects , brilliantly bold colors and heightened reality can't hide the giant Achilles ' heel in '' Stuart Little 2 '' Very stupid and annoying Very stupid and annoying . Very well written and directed with brutal honesty and respect for its audience . Very well-written Very well-written and Very well-written and very well-acted Very well-written and very well-acted . Vibrantly Vibrantly colored Vibrantly colored and Vibrantly colored and beautifully designed Vibrantly colored and beautifully designed , Metropolis is a feast for the eyes . Victor Rosa is Leguizamo's best movie work so far , a subtle and richly internalized performance . Video games are more involving than this mess . Vietnam War Viewed as a comedy , a romance , a fairy tale , or a drama Viewed on its own terms , Treasure Planet is better-than-average family entertainment Viewed on its own terms , Treasure Planet is better-than-average family entertainment , Viewed on its own terms , Treasure Planet is better-than-average family entertainment , but Viewed on its own terms , Treasure Planet is better-than-average family entertainment , but true fans of the Stevenson's novel will likely prefer Disney's more faithful 1950 live-action swashbuckling classic Viewers are asked so often to suspend belief that were it not for Holm's performance Viewers are asked so often to suspend belief that were it not for Holm's performance , the film would be a total washout . Viewers of Barney's crushingly self-indulgent spectacle Viewers of Barney's crushingly self-indulgent spectacle will see nothing in it to match the ordeal of sitting through it . Viewers will need all the luck they can muster just figuring out who's who in this pretentious mess . Viewing this underdramatized but overstated film Vile Vile and tacky Villeneuve creates in Maelstrom a world where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical . Villeneuve spends too much time wallowing in Bibi's generic angst ( there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) . Vin Diesel is the man Vin Diesel is the man . Vincent's odyssey resonates in a profound way , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir . Vincent Gallo is right at home in this French shocker playing his usual bad boy weirdo role . Vincent Price horror classics Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction Vincent became more and more abhorrent Violent , vulgar and forgettably Violent , vulgar and forgettably entertaining Violent , vulgar and forgettably entertaining . Visits spy-movie territory like a novel Visually Visually , ` Santa Clause 2 ' is wondrously creative . Visually breathtaking Visually breathtaking , viscerally exciting , and dramatically moving , it's the very definition of epic adventure . Visually captivating . Visually engrossing Visually engrossing , seldom hammy , Visually engrossing , seldom hammy , honorably Mexican and burns its Kahlories with conviction . Visually exciting Visually fascinating ... an often intense character study about fathers and sons , loyalty and duty . Visually imaginative Visually imaginative , Visually imaginative , thematically instructive Visually imaginative , thematically instructive and Visually imaginative , thematically instructive and thoroughly delightful Visually rather stunning Visually rather stunning , but ultimately a handsome-looking Visually striking Visually striking and Visually striking and viscerally repellent Visually striking and viscerally repellent . Viva le Viva le Resistance Viva le Resistance ! Viveka Seldahl and Sven Wollter will touch you to the core in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget . Vividly Vividly conveys the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists -- a captivating drama that will speak to the nonconformist in us all . Vividly demonstrates that the director of such Hollywood blockbusters as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop . Volletta Wallace's maternal fury Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness Vonnegut Vs Vulgar Vulgar is too optimistic a title . W W . Bush WEIRD that I honestly never knew what the hell was coming next WWF fan WWII-era Mississippi Delta Wait for pay per view or rental but Wait for video Wait for video -- Wait for video -- and then Wait for video -- and then don't rent it Wait to see it then Wait to see it then . Waiting For Happiness is a bad film Waiting for Godard can be fruitful : ` In Praise of Love ' is the director's epitaph for himself . Wal-Mart budget Wal-Mart checkout line Waldo Salt Screenwriting award Walk to Remember Walk to Remember '' Walk to Remember a niche hit Walken especially Wallace , who wrote Gibson's Braveheart as well as the recent Pearl Harbor , has such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue Wallace directs with such patronising reverence Wallace is smart to vary the pitch of his movie , balancing deafening battle scenes with quieter domestic scenes of women back home receiving War Department telegrams . Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie Walt Becker's film pushes all the demographically appropriate comic buttons . Walter Hill's Undisputed is like a 1940s Warner Bros . B picture Walter Hill's Undisputed is like a 1940s Warner Bros . B picture , and Walter Hill's Undisputed is like a 1940s Warner Bros . B picture , and I mean that as a compliment Walter Hill's Undisputed is like a 1940s Warner Bros . B picture , and I mean that as a compliment . Walter Hill's Undisputed is like a 1940s Warner Bros. . Wanderers and A Bronx Tale Wanders Wanders all over the map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier while failing to find a spark of its own . Wang ) Wang Xiaoshuai directs this intricately structured and well-realized drama that presents a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men . Wang at the forefront of China's Sixth Generation of film makers Wannabes Wannabes , War Warm Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal . Warm Water may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy . Warm and Warm and exotic Warm and exotic . Warm in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people Warm in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace Warm in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and Warm in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and proud in its message Warm in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and proud in its message . Warm in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and proud in its message . I loved this film . Warmth Warner Bros . giant Chuck Jones , who died a matter of weeks before the movie's release Was Going To Be Really Awful Was I scared ? Only at the prospect of Beck's next project . Let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp Was I scared ? Only at the prospect of Beck's next project . Let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp ? Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz Was that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in trotting out a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz ? Wasabi is slight fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) Wasabi is slight fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) , Wasabi is slight fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) , but Wasabi is slight fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) , but it should go down smoothly enough with popcorn Wasabi is slight fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) , but it should go down smoothly enough with popcorn . Washington , as honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher Washington . It won't rock any boats Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today Washington demands and receives excellent performances Washington has a sure hand . Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him Washington overcomes the script's flaws and envelops the audience in his character's anguish , anger and frustration . Waste Waste of Time Waste of Time . Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix -- Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix -- this isn't worth sitting through Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix -- this isn't worth sitting through . Watchable Watchable up Watchable up until the point Watchable up until the point where the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say Watchable up until the point where the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say , Watchable up until the point where the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say , when Carol Kane appears on the screen Watchable up until the point where the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say , when Carol Kane appears on the screen . Watching '' Ending '' is too often like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale . Watching '' Ending '' is too often like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale . You can't believe anyone would really buy this stuff . Watching Austin Powers in Goldmember is like binging on cotton candy . Watching Austin Powers in Goldmember is like binging on cotton candy . It's sweet and fluffy at the time , Watching Austin Powers in Goldmember is like binging on cotton candy . It's sweet and fluffy at the time , but it may leave you feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied Watching Austin Powers in Goldmember is like binging on cotton candy . It's sweet and fluffy at the time , but it may leave you feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied . Watching E . T now , in an era dominated by cold , loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas , one is struck less by its lavish grandeur than by its intimacy and precision . Watching Haneke's film is , aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment . But Watching Haneke's film is , aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment . But watching Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , is riveting Watching Haneke's film is , aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment . But watching Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , is riveting . Watching Harris ham it up while physically and emotionally disintegrating over the course of the movie has a certain poignancy in light of his recent death Watching Harris ham it up while physically and emotionally disintegrating over the course of the movie has a certain poignancy in light of his recent death , but Boyd's film offers little else of consequence Watching Queen of the Damned is like reading a research paper , with special effects tossed in . Watching The Powerpuff Girls Movie , my mind kept returning to one anecdote for comparison : the cartoon in Japan that gave people seizures . Watching Trouble Every Day , at least if you don't know what's coming Watching War Photographer , you come to believe that Nachtwey hates the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals . Watching `` Ending '' is too often like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale . Watching a Brian DePalma movie is like watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie after drinking twelve beers Watching a Brian DePalma movie is like watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie after drinking twelve beers . Watching it is rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . As your relatives swap one mundane story after another Watching it is rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . As your relatives swap one mundane story after another , you begin to wonder if they are ever going to depart . Watching it was painful Watching it was painful . Watching junk Watching junk like this Watching junk like this induces a kind of abstract guilt , as if you were paying dues for good books unread , fine music never heard . Watching the chemistry between Freeman and Judd , however , almost makes this movie worth seeing . Watching these eccentrics is both inspiring and pure joy . Watching these two actors play Watching these two actors play against each other so intensely , but with restraint Watching these two actors play against each other so intensely , but with restraint , is a treat . Watching this film , one is left with the inescapable conclusion that Hitchens ' obsession with Kissinger is , at bottom , a sophisticated flower child's desire to purge the world of the tooth and claw of human power . Watching this film , what we feel isn't mainly suspense or excitement . Watching this gentle , mesmerizing portrait of a man coming to terms with time Watching this gentle , mesmerizing portrait of a man coming to terms with time , you barely realize your mind is being blown . Waters Waydowntown is by no means a perfect film Waydowntown is by no means a perfect film , but its boasts a huge charm factor and smacks of originality We're drawn in by the dark luster . We're left with a story that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments . We've liked Klein's other work but Rollerball left us cold We've liked Klein's other work but Rollerball left us cold . We've seen it all before in one form or another We've seen it all before in one form or another , We've seen it all before in one form or another , but director Hoffman , with great help from Kevin Kline , makes us care about this latest reincarnation of the world's greatest teacher We've seen it all before in one form or another , but director Hoffman , with great help from Kevin Kline , makes us care about this latest reincarnation of the world's greatest teacher . We've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before We've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before , We've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before , but We've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before , but there's an enthusiastic charm in Fire that makes the formula fresh again We've seen the hippie-turned-yuppie plot before , but there's an enthusiastic charm in Fire that makes the formula fresh again . We Were Soldiers We admire this film for its harsh objectivity and refusal to seek our tears , our sympathies . We assume he had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce , because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low . We can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . We can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately We can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately , we'd prefer a simple misfire . We can see the wheels turning , and We can see the wheels turning , and we might resent it sometimes , We can see the wheels turning , and we might resent it sometimes , but this is still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer We can tell what it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art . We do get the distinct impression that this franchise is drawing to a close . We don't even like their characters . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this . We get light showers of emotion a couple of times , but then -- strangely -- these wane to an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle We get the comedy we settle for . We hate ( Madonna ) within the film's first five minutes We hate ( Madonna ) within the film's first five minutes , We hate ( Madonna ) within the film's first five minutes , and We hate ( Madonna ) within the film's first five minutes , and she lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground We hate ( Madonna ) within the film's first five minutes , and she lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground . We have poignancy jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , that it looks neat . We just don't really care too much about this love story . We just don't really care too much about this love story . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . We know the plot's a little crazy , but it held my interest from start to finish We need ( Moore's ) noisy , cocky energy , his passion and class consciousness ; we need his shticks , we need his stones . We need kidnapping suspense dramas right now like we need doomsday thrillers . We never feel anything for these characters We never feel anything for these characters , We never feel anything for these characters , and We never feel anything for these characters , and as a result the film is basically just a curiosity We never feel anything for these characters , and as a result the film is basically just a curiosity . We never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together We never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together , We never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together , and We never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together , and Michele's spiritual quest is neither amusing nor dramatic enough to sustain interest We never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together , and Michele's spiritual quest is neither amusing nor dramatic enough to sustain interest . We root for ( Clara and Paul ) , even like them , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity . We started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed ` Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some Univac-like script machine We started to wonder if ... some unpaid intern had just typed ` Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some Univac-like script machine . We want the funk - and this movie's got it We want the funk - and this movie's got it . Weapon-derived buddy-cop movie Weaver and LaPaglia are both excellent , in the kind of low-key way that allows us to forget that they are actually movie folk . Weaves a spell over you Weaves a spell over you , Weaves a spell over you , with its disturbingly close-up look at damaged psyches and its subtle undercurrents of danger Weber and Weissman demonstrate with such insight and celebratory verve Wedding Wedding feels a bit anachronistic . Wedding feels a bit anachronistic . Still , not Wedding feels a bit anachronistic . Still , not every low-budget movie must be quirky or bleak Wedding feels a bit anachronistic . Still , not every low-budget movie must be quirky or bleak , and Wedding feels a bit anachronistic . Still , not every low-budget movie must be quirky or bleak , and a happy ending is no cinematic sin Weekend Weighted down Weighted down with slow Weighted down with slow , Weighted down with slow , uninvolving storytelling Weighted down with slow , uninvolving storytelling and Weighted down with slow , uninvolving storytelling and flat acting Weighted down with slow , uninvolving storytelling and flat acting . Weighty and ponderous but every bit as filling as the treat of the title Weighty and ponderous but every bit as filling as the treat of the title . Weird Weird , Weird , vulgar comedy that's definitely an acquired taste Weird . Weirdly , Broomfield has compelling new material but he doesn't unveil it until the end , after endless scenes of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car . Weiss and Welcome to Collinwood never catches fire . Well , Jason's gone to Manhattan and Hell Well , Jason's gone to Manhattan and Hell , I guess a space station in the year 2455 can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) . Well , in some of those , the mother deer even dies . Well , it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises Well , it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , Well , it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but Well , it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look . Well , this movie proves you wrong on both counts . Well cast and well directed - a powerful drama with enough sardonic wit to keep it from being maudlin . Well made but uninvolving , Bloodwork isn't a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- an unrewarding collar for a murder mystery . Well-acted Well-acted , Well-acted , well-directed and , for all its moodiness , not too Well-acted , well-directed and , for all its moodiness , not too pretentious . Well-done Well-done supernatural thriller Well-done supernatural thriller with keen insights Well-done supernatural thriller with keen insights into parapsychological phenomena and the soulful nuances Well-done supernatural thriller with keen insights into parapsychological phenomena and the soulful nuances of the grieving process Well-done supernatural thriller with keen insights into parapsychological phenomena and the soulful nuances of the grieving process . Well-intentioned Well-made Well-made but mush-hearted . Well-meaning but inert Well-meant Well-meant but Well-meant but unoriginal Well-meant but unoriginal . Well-nigh Well-nigh unendurable Well-nigh unendurable ... Well-nigh unendurable ... though the picture strains to become cinematic poetry , it remains depressingly prosaic and dull Well-shot Well-shot but badly written tale Well-written Welles groupie\/scholar Peter Bogdanovich took a long time to do it , but he's finally provided his own broadside at publishing giant William Randolph Hearst Welles groupie\/scholar Peter Bogdanovich took a long time to do it , but he's finally provided his own broadside at publishing giant William Randolph Hearst . Welsh whimsy Wen's messages are profound and thoughtfully delivered Wendigo , Larry Fessenden's spooky new thriller , is a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation on several themes derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films . Wendigo is ) why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind . Wendigo is -RRB- why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind . Wendigo is a genuinely bone-chilling tale . Wendigo wants to be a monster movie for the art-house crowd Wendigo wants to be a monster movie for the art-house crowd , but it falls into the trap of pretention almost every time Wendigo wants to be a monster movie for the art-house crowd , but it falls into the trap of pretention almost every time . Went 8 Movies Ago Were Dylan Thomas alive to witness first-time director Ethan Hawke's strained Chelsea Walls , he might have been tempted to change his landmark poem to , ` Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Theatre . ' Were it not for a sentimental resolution that explains way more about Cal than does the movie or the character any good Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon Wes Craven's presence is felt ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend . ' Westbrook's foundation and Dalrymple's film earn their uplift Western foreign policy - however well intentioned - can wreak havoc in other cultures Wewannour money Wewannour money back Wewannour money back , Wewannour money back , actually Wewannour money back , actually . Whaley's determination to immerse you in sheer , unrelenting wretchedness What '' Empire '' lacks in depth it makes up for with its heart . What's hard to understand is why anybody picked it up . What's infuriating about Full Frontal What's infuriating about Full Frontal is that it's too close to real life to make sense . What's infuriating about Full Frontal is that it's too close to real life to make sense . What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn . What's invigorating about What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn . What's missing What's missing in Murder by Numbers What's missing in Murder by Numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behaviour . What's missing in Murder by Numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behaviour . Being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough . What's missing is what we call the ` wow ' factor . What's most memorable about Circuit What's most memorable about Circuit is that it's shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb . What's most offensive What's most offensive isn't the waste of a good cast What's most offensive isn't the waste of a good cast , What's most offensive isn't the waste of a good cast , but What's most offensive isn't the waste of a good cast , but the film's denial of sincere grief and mourning in favor of bogus spiritualism . What's most refreshing about Real Women Have Curves What's most refreshing about Real Women Have Curves is its unforced comedy-drama and its relaxed , natural-seeming actors . What's most striking about this largely celebratory film What's needed so badly but what is virtually absent here is either a saving dark humor or the feel of poetic tragedy . What's next : '' My Mother the Car What's next ? What's next ? What's next ? D . J . Qualls as Indiana Jones ? Or Tom Green as Han Solo ? What's next ? Rob Schneider , Dana Carvey and Sarah Michelle Gellar in The Philadelphia Story ? David Spade as Citizen Kane ? What's next ? The Porky's Revenge : Ultimate Edition ? What's not to like about a movie with a ` children's ' song that includes the line ` My stepdad's not mean , he's just adjusting ' ? What's really sad is to see two Academy Award winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best . What's really so appealing about the characters is their resemblance to everyday children . What's so fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller What's so fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller is the director's talent . What's so fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller is the director's talent . Watching a Brian DePalma movie is like watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie after drinking twelve beers . What's so striking about Jolie's performance What's so striking about Jolie's performance is that she never lets her character become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair . What's surprising about this traditional thriller , moderately successful but not completely satisfying , is exactly how genteel and unsurprising the execution turns out to be . What's surprising is how well it holds up in an era in which computer-generated images are the norm . What's the Russian word for Wow ! ? ' What's the Russian word for Wow !? ' What's the point ? What's worse What's worse is that Pelosi knows it . What ( Denis ) accomplishes in his chilling , unnerving film What ( Denis ) accomplishes in his chilling , unnerving film is a double portrait of two young women whose lives were as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as the attics to which they were inevitably consigned . What ( Frei ) gives us ... is a man who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows . What Antwone Fisher isn't , however , is original What Antwone Fisher isn't , however , is original . What Eric Schaeffer has accomplished with Never Again What Eric Schaeffer has accomplished with Never Again may not , strictly speaking , qualify as revolutionary . But it's defiantly and delightfully against the grain What Eric Schaeffer has accomplished with Never Again may not , strictly speaking , qualify as revolutionary . But it's defiantly and delightfully against the grain . What Full Frontal lacks in thematic coherence it largely makes up for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . Still , I'm not quite sure what the point is ... What I saw , I enjoyed . What Jackson has accomplished here What Jackson has done is proven that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery What John does is heroic What John does is heroic , What John does is heroic , but we don't condone it , '' one of the film's stars recently said , a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia . What Lee does so marvelously compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight What Madonna does here can't properly be called acting -- more accurately , it's moving and What Madonna does here can't properly be called acting -- more accurately , it's moving and it's talking and it's occasionally gesturing , sometimes all at once What Madonna does here can't properly be called acting -- more accurately , it's moving and it's talking and it's occasionally gesturing , sometimes all at once . What Time Is It There ? should be seen at the very least for its spasms of absurdist humor What Time Is It There ? well worth the time What Time offers Tsai's usual style and themes What ` Blade Runner ' would What ` Blade Runner ' would've looked like as a low-budget series on a UHF channel . What ` Dumb and Dumber ' would have been without the vulgarity and with an intelligent , life-affirming script What `` Empire '' lacks in depth it makes up for with its heart . What a bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining What a bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining movie What a bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining movie this is . What a concept What a concept , what an idea , what a thrill ride . What a concept , what an idea , what a thrill ride . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen . What a dumb , fun , curiously adolescent movie this What a dumb , fun , curiously adolescent movie this is . What a great shame that such a talented director as Chen Kaige has chosen to make his English-language debut with a film What a great shame that such a talented director as Chen Kaige has chosen to make his English-language debut with a film so poorly plotted and scripted . What a great way to spend 4 units of your day What a great way to spend 4 units of your day . What a pity What a pity ... that the material is so second-rate . What a stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess this What a stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess this is ! What a vast enterprise has been marshaled in the service of such a minute idea What an embarrassment . What begins as a conventional thriller evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters . What begins as a seemingly brainless What begins brightly What begins brightly gets bogged down over 140 minutes . What better message than ` love thyself ' What bubbles up out of John C . Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie What bubbles up out of John C . Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie they might actually want to watch . What bubbles up out of John C. Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie What bubbles up out of John C. Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie they might actually want to watch . What could and should have been biting and droll What could have been a daytime soap opera is actually a compelling look at a young woman's tragic odyssey . What could have been a neat little story about believing in yourself What could have been a pointed little chiller about the frightening seductiveness of new technology What could have been right at home as a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic fails to arrive at any satisfying destination . What could have easily become a cold , calculated exercise in postmodern pastiche winds up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking . What distinguishes Time of Favor from countless other thrillers What doesn't this film have that an impressionable kid couldn't stand to hear ? What elevates the movie above the run-of-the-mill singles blender What elevates the movie above the run-of-the-mill singles blender is its surreal sense of humor and technological finish . What emerges is an unsettling picture of childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice . What enlivens this film What enlivens this film , beyond the astute direction of Cardoso and beautifully detailed performances by all of the actors , is a note of defiance over social dictates . What ensues are much blood-splattering , mass drug-induced bowel evacuations , and none-too-funny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits . What goes on for the 110 minutes of '' Panic Room '' is a battle of witlessness between a not-so-bright mother and daughter and an even less capable trio of criminals . What goes on for the 110 minutes of `` Panic Room '' What goes on for the 110 minutes of `` Panic Room '' is a battle of witlessness between a not-so-bright mother and daughter and an even less capable trio of criminals . What happened with Pluto Nash ? How did it ever get made ? What happens to John Q What happens when something goes bump in the night and nobody cares ? What if ? What is 100 % missing here What is sorely missing What is sorely missing , however , is the edge of wild , lunatic invention that we associate with Cage's best acting What it lacks in originality What it lacks in substance it makes up for in heart . What lifts the film high above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks What lifts the film high above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks is its refusal to recognise any of the signposts , as if discovering a way through to the bitter end without a map . What little atmosphere is generated by the shadowy lighting , macabre sets What little atmosphere is generated by the shadowy lighting , macabre sets , and What little atmosphere is generated by the shadowy lighting , macabre sets , and endless rain is offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else . What little grace ( Rifkin's ) tale of precarious skid-row dignity achieves What little grace ( Rifkin's ) tale of precarious skid-row dignity achieves is pushed into the margins by predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics . What makes Barbershop so likable What makes Barbershop so likable , with all its flaws , is that it has none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies . What makes Esther Kahn so demanding is that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony . What makes Esther Kahn so demanding is that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony . But it's worth the concentration . What makes How I Killed My Father compelling , besides its terrific performances , is Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching . What makes Salton Sea surprisingly engrossing is that Caruso takes an atypically hypnotic approach to a world that's often handled in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion . What makes it worth watching What makes it worth watching is Quaid's performance . What makes the film special What makes the film special is the refreshingly unhibited enthusiasm that the people , in spite of clearly evident poverty and hardship , bring to their music . What makes the movie special What makes the movie special is its utter sincerity . What makes this film special What makes this film special is Serry's ability to take what is essentially a contained family conflict and put it into a much larger historical context . What might've been an exhilarating exploration of an odd love triangle What might have been a predictably heartwarming tale What might have been acceptable on the printed page of Iles ' book does not translate well to the screen . What might have been readily dismissed as the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention takes a surprising , subtle turn at the midway point . What might have emerged as hilarious lunacy in the hands of Woody Allen or What might have emerged as hilarious lunacy in the hands of Woody Allen or Mel Brooks ( at least during their '70s heyday ) comes across as lame and sophomoric in this debut indie feature . What more can be expected from a college comedy that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school ? What one is left with , even after the most awful acts are committed , is an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream . What really happened ? '' is a question for philosophers , not filmmakers ; all the filmmakers need to do is engage an audience What redeems the film is the cast , particularly the Ya-Yas themselves . What remains is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona , here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip . What results is the best performance from either in years What results is the best performance from either in years . What saves it ... and makes it What saves it ... and makes it one of the better video-game-based flicks , is that the film acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice . What saves this deeply affecting film from being merely a collection of wrenching cases is Corcuera's attention to detail . What sets Ms . Birot's film apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents . What sets Ms. Birot's film apart from others in the genre What sets Ms. Birot's film apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings . What sets this romantic comedy apart from most Hollywood romantic comedies is its low-key way of tackling what seems like done-to-death material . What should have been a cutting Hollywood satire is instead about as fresh as last week's issue of Variety . What should have been a painless time-killer What should have been a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test . What soured me on The Santa Clause 2 was that Santa bumps up against 21st century reality so hard , it's icky . What starts off as a possible Argentine American Beauty reeks like a room stacked with pungent flowers . What starts off as a potentially incredibly twisting mystery becomes simply a monster chase film . What starts off as a satisfying kids flck becomes increasingly implausible as it races through contrived plot points . What the audience feels is exhaustion , from watching a movie that is dark ( dark green , to be exact ) , sour , bloody and mean . What the director can't do What the director can & # 8217 ; t do is make either of Val Kilmer & # 8217 ; s two personas interesting or worth caring about . What the film lacks in general focus What the movie lacks in action What the movie lacks in action it more than makes up for in drama , suspense , revenge , and romance . What they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . What they see in each other also is difficult to fathom What they see in each other also is difficult to fathom . What to Do in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly What ultimately makes Windtalkers a disappointment is the superficial way it deals with its story . What was subtle and mystifying in the novella What we get ... is Caddyshack crossed with the Loyal Order of Raccoons What we get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . What we get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . In other words What we get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . In other words , it's badder than bad . What we have here isn't a disaster , exactly , but a very handsomely produced let-down . What we have is a character faced with the possibility that her life is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance . What with all the blanket statements and dime-store ruminations on vanity What with all the blanket statements and dime-store ruminations on vanity , the worries of the rich and sudden wisdom , the film becomes a sermon for most of its running time . What with the incessant lounge music playing in the film's background What would Jesus do if He was a film director ? He'd create a movie better than this . What you expect is just what you get ... assuming the bar of expectations hasn't been raised above sixth-grade height . What you would end up with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender What you would end up with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But that's just the problem with it - the director hasn't added enough of his own ingredients . Whatever Eyre's failings as a dramatist Whatever complaints I might have Whatever complaints I might have , I'd take ( its ) earnest errors and hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time . Whatever heartwarming scene the impressively discreet filmmakers may have expected to record with their mini DV , they show a remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck . Whatever one makes of its political edge , this is beautiful filmmaking from one of French cinema's master craftsmen . Whatever satire Lucky Break was aiming for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . It's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars Whatever satire Lucky Break was aiming for , it certainly got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . Whatever the movie's sentimental , hypocritical lessons about sexism Whatever the movie's sentimental , hypocritical lessons about sexism , its true colors come out in various wet T-shirt and shower scenes . When ( De Palma's ) bad , he's really bad , and Femme Fatale ranks with the worst When ( De Palma's ) bad , he's really bad , and Femme Fatale ranks with the worst he has done . When ( Reno ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W . Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al . , Reno devolves into a laugh-free lecture . When ( Reno ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W. Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al. When ( Reno ) lets her radical flag fly , taking angry potshots at George W. Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al. , Reno devolves into a laugh-free lecture . When ` science fiction ' takes advantage of the fact that its intended audience hasn't yet had much science When ` science fiction ' takes advantage of the fact that its intended audience hasn't yet had much science , it does a disservice to the audience and to the genre . When a film is created SOLELY because it's a marketable product When a film is created SOLELY because it's a marketable product , soulless and ugly movies like this are the result . Let your silly childhood nostalgia slumber unmolested . When a movie asks you to feel sorry for Mick Jagger's sex life When a movie asks you to feel sorry for Mick Jagger's sex life , it already has one strike against it . When a movie has stuck around for this long When a movie has stuck around for this long , you know there's something there . When a movie has stuck around for this long , you know there's something there . It's that good . When a set of pre-shooting guidelines a director came up with for his actors turns out to be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign . A very bad sign . When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and so , I trust When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and so , I trust , will you . When compared to the usual , more somber festival entries , Davis ' highly personal brand of romantic comedy is a tart , smart breath of fresh air When compared to the usual , more somber festival entries , Davis ' highly personal brand of romantic comedy is a tart , smart breath of fresh air that stands out from the pack even if the picture itself is somewhat problematic . When cowering and begging at the feet a scruffy Giannini , Madonna gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game . When in doubt , the film ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks . When it's not wallowing in hormonal melodrama When it's not wallowing in hormonal melodrama , `` Real Women Have Curves '' is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams . When it's this rich and luscious When it's this rich and luscious , who cares ? When it comes out on video , then it's the perfect cure for insomnia . When it comes to the battle of Hollywood vs . Woo , it looks like Woo's a P . O . W . When it comes to the battle of Hollywood vs. Woo , it looks like Woo's a P.O.W. When not obscured by the booming bass-heavy soundtrack When not wallowing in its characters ' frustrations , the movie is busy contriving false , sitcom-worthy solutions to their problems . When one hears Harry Shearer is going to make his debut as a film director , one would hope for the best When the casting call for this movie went out , it must have read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame . ' When the fire burns out , we've only come face-to-face with a couple dragons When the fire burns out , we've only come face-to-face with a couple dragons and that's where the film ultimately fails When the fire burns out , we've only come face-to-face with a couple dragons and that's where the film ultimately fails . When the first few villians are introduced as '' Spider '' and '' Snake '' you know you're in for a real winner , creativity at its peak . When the movie mixes the cornpone and the Cosa Nostra , it finds a nice rhythm . When the painted backdrops in a movie are more alive than its characters When the screenwriter responsible for one of the worst movies of one year directs an equally miserable film the following year When the screenwriter responsible for one of the worst movies of one year directs an equally miserable film the following year , you'd have a hard time believing it was just coincidence . When the twist endings were actually surprising ? When the violence actually shocked ? When the heroes were actually under 40 When twentysomething hotsies make movies about their lives , hard-driving narcissism is a given When twentysomething hotsies make movies about their lives , hard-driving narcissism is a given , but When twentysomething hotsies make movies about their lives , hard-driving narcissism is a given , but what a world we'd live in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve When twentysomething hotsies make movies about their lives , hard-driving narcissism is a given , but what a world we'd live in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve . When you're a Jet When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation , it adds up to big box office bucks all but guaranteed . When you find yourself rooting for the monsters in a horror movie , you know the picture is in trouble . When you resurrect a dead man , Hard Copy should come a-knocking When your leading ladies are a couple of screen-eating dominatrixes like Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon at their raunchy best When your subject is illusion versus reality , shouldn't the reality seem at least passably real ? Whenever it threatens to get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy Whenever it threatens to get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy , a stirring visual sequence like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle rouses us . Whenever it threatens to get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy , a stirring visual sequence like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle rouses us . If horses could fly , this is surely what they'd look like . Whenever its story isn't bogged down by idiocy involving the CIA and a lost U . S . satellite Whenever its story isn't bogged down by idiocy involving the CIA and a lost U.S. satellite Whenever you think you've figured out Late Marriage Whenever you think you've figured out Late Marriage , it throws you for a loop . Whenever you think you've seen the end of the movie , we cut to a new scene , which also appears to be the end . Where's Chris Tucker When You Need Him Where's the movie here ? Where Bowling for Columbine is at its most valuable Where Janice Beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace Where Janice Beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace , it rises in its courageousness , and comedic employment . Where This was lazy but enjoyable Where This was lazy but enjoyable , a formula comedy redeemed by its stars , That is even lazier and far less enjoyable . Where Tom Green stages his gags as assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony Where Tom Green stages his gags as assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony , Jackass lacks aspirations of social upheaval . Where last time jokes flowed out of Cho's life story , which provided an engrossing dramatic through line Where the film falters is in its tone . Where their heads were Where their heads were is anyone's guess . Whereas Oliver Stone's conspiracy thriller JFK was long , intricate , star-studded and visually flashy Whereas Oliver Stone's conspiracy thriller JFK was long , intricate , star-studded and visually flashy , Interview with the Assassin draws its considerable power from simplicity . Whereas the extremely competent hitman films such as Pulp Fiction and Get Shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing Whereas the extremely competent hitman films such as Pulp Fiction and Get Shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , Who Is Cletis Tout ? is an inexpressible and drab wannabe looking for that exact niche . Whether ( Binoche and Magimel ) are being charming or angst-ridden Whether Jason X is this bad on purpose Whether Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear . Whether Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear . But one thing's for sure Whether Jason X is this bad on purpose is never clear . But one thing's for sure : It never comes close to being either funny or scary . Whether Kiss is a future cult classic or destined to be completely forgotten Whether Kiss is a future cult classic or destined to be completely forgotten is open to question , but the risk-takers in the crowd should check it out and form their own opinion Whether Quitting will prove absorbing to American audiences Whether it's the worst movie of 2002 , I can't say for sure Whether it's the worst movie of 2002 , I can't say for sure : Whether it's the worst movie of 2002 , I can't say for sure : Memories of Rollerball have faded , and I skipped Country Bears Whether it's the worst movie of 2002 , I can't say for sure : Memories of Rollerball have faded , and I skipped Country Bears . Whether it's the worst movie of 2002 , I can't say for sure : Memories of Rollerball have faded , and I skipped Country Bears . But this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title Whether it's the worst movie of 2002 , I can't say for sure : Memories of Rollerball have faded , and I skipped Country Bears . But this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title . Whether or not Ram Dass proves as clear and reliable an authority on that as he was about inner consciousness , Fierce Grace reassures us that he will once again be an honest and loving one . Whether or not you're enlightened by any of Derrida's lectures on '' the other '' and '' the self , '' Derrida is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow . Whether or not you're enlightened by any of Derrida's lectures on `` the other '' and `` the self , '' Derrida is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow . Whether or not you buy Whether or not you buy Mr . Broomfield's findings , the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight Whether or not you buy Mr . Broomfield's findings , the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , pale Mr . Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover . Whether or not you buy Mr. Broomfield's findings , the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , pale Mr. Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover . Whether our action-and-popcorn obsessed culture will embrace this engaging and literate psychodrama Whether this is art imitating life or life imitating art , it's an unhappy situation all around . Whether writer-director Anne Fontaine's film is a ghost story , an account of a nervous breakdown , a trip down memory lane , all three or none of the above While ( Hill ) has learned new tricks , the tricks alone are not enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film . While American Adobo has its heart ( and its palate ) in the right place While American Adobo has its heart ( and its palate ) in the right place , its brain is a little scattered -- ditsy , even . While Benigni ( who stars and co-wrote ) seems to be having a wonderful time While Benigni ( who stars and co-wrote ) seems to be having a wonderful time , he might be alone in that . While Bollywood\/Hollywood will undoubtedly provide its keenest pleasures to those familiar with Bombay musicals While Bollywood\/Hollywood will undoubtedly provide its keenest pleasures to those familiar with Bombay musicals , it also has plenty for those ( like me ) who aren't . While Broomfield's film doesn't capture the effect of these tragic deaths on hip-hop culture While Broomfield's film doesn't capture the effect of these tragic deaths on hip-hop culture , it succeeds as a powerful look at a failure of our justice system . While Cherish doesn't completely survive its tonal transformation from dark comedy to suspense thriller While Cherish doesn't completely survive its tonal transformation from dark comedy to suspense thriller , it's got just enough charm and appealing character quirks to forgive that still serious problem . While Glover , the irrepressible eccentric of River's Edge , Dead Man and Back to the Future , is perfect casting for the role While Guzmán frustratingly refuses to give Pinochet's crimes a political context While Hoffman's performance is great While Hollywood Ending has its share of belly laughs ( including a knockout of a closing line ) While Hollywood Ending has its share of belly laughs ( including a knockout of a closing line ) , the movie winds up feeling like a great missed opportunity . While Holm is terrific as both men and Hjejle quite appealing While Howard's appreciation of Brown and his writing is clearly well-meaning and sincere , the movie would be impossible to sit through While I can't say it's on par with the first one While I can't say it's on par with the first one , Stuart Little 2 is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie . While Insomnia is in many ways a conventional , even predictable remake , Nolan's penetrating undercurrent of cerebral and cinemantic flair lends ( it ) stimulating depth . While Parker and co-writer Catherine di Napoli are faithful to Melville's plotline , they and a fully engaged supporting cast ... have made the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit While Parker and co-writer Catherine di Napoli are faithful to Melville's plotline , they and a fully engaged supporting cast ... have made the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit major would have thought possible . While Scorsese's bold images and generally smart casting ensure that '' Gangs '' is never lethargic While Scorsese's bold images and generally smart casting ensure that `` Gangs '' is never lethargic While Scorsese's bold images and generally smart casting ensure that `` Gangs '' is never lethargic , the movie is hindered by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about . While Solondz tries and tries hard , Storytelling fails to provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket . While Tattoo borrows heavily from both Seven and The Silence of the Lambs , it manages to maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in . While The Importance of Being Earnest offers opportunities for occasional smiles and chuckles While The Importance of Being Earnest offers opportunities for occasional smiles and chuckles , it doesn't give us a reason to be in the theater beyond Wilde's wit and the actors ' performances . While The Isle is both preposterous and thoroughly misogynistic While The Last Metro ) was more melodramatic , confined to a single theater company and its strategies and deceptions , while Tavernier is more concerned with the entire period of history . While Undisputed isn't exactly a high , it is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while . While Van Wilder may not be the worst National Lampoon film While centered on the life experiences of a particular theatrical family , this marvelous documentary touches -- ever so gracefully -- on the entire history of the Yiddish theater , both in America and Israel . While certainly more naturalistic than its Australian counterpart , Amari's film falls short in building the drama of Lilia's journey . While dutifully pulling on heartstrings , directors Dean Deblois and Chris Sanders valiantly keep punching up the mix . While easier to sit through than most of Jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films , it's still tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points . While general audiences might not come away with a greater knowledge of the facts of Cuban music , they'll be treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds . While it's all quite tasteful to look at , the attention process tends to do a little fleeing of its own . While it's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc . ) While it's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc . ) , the constant referencing of hip-hop arcana can alienate even the savviest audiences . While it's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc. ) , the constant referencing of hip-hop arcana can alienate even the savviest audiences . While it's nice to watch a movie that hasn't been focus-grouped into tedium While it's nothing we haven't seen before from Murphy , I Spy is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly that it's more than a worthwhile effort . While it can be a bit repetitive While it can be a bit repetitive , overall it's an entertaining and informative documentary . While it has definite weaknesses -- like a rather unbelievable love interest and a meandering ending -- this '60s caper film is a riveting , brisk delight . While it is interesting to witness the conflict from the Palestinian side , Longley's film lacks balance ... and fails to put the struggle into meaningful historical context . While it is welcome to see a Chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion While it is welcome to see a Chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion , Lan Yu never catches dramatic fire . While it may not add up to the sum of its parts While it may not add up to the sum of its parts , Holofcener's film offers just enough insight to keep it from being simpleminded , and the ensemble cast is engaging enough to keep you from shifting in your chair too often . While locals will get a kick out of spotting Cleveland sites While maintaining the appearance of clinical objectivity , this sad , occasionally horrifying but often inspiring film is among Wiseman's warmest . While most films these days are about nothing , this film seems to be about everything that's plaguing the human spirit in a relentlessly globalizing world . While much of the cast has charm -- especially Allodi and Nolden -- While not all that bad of a movie , it's nowhere near as good as the original . While not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught While not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught , there's much truth While not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught , there's much truth and While not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught , there's much truth and no small amount of poetry in Girls Can't Swim While not as aggressively impressive as its American counterpart , '' In the Bedroom , '' Moretti's film makes its own , quieter observations While not for every taste While not for every taste , this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy . While not quite '' Shrek '' or Monsters , Inc . '' While not quite '' Shrek '' or Monsters , Inc . '' , it's not too bad . It's worth taking the kids to . While not quite `` Shrek '' or `` Monsters , Inc. '' , it's not too bad . While obviously aimed at kids , The Country Bears ... should keep parents amused with its low groan-to-guffaw ratio . While some of the camera work is interesting While some of the camera work is interesting , the film's mid-to-low budget is betrayed by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work . While some will object to the idea of a Vietnam picture with such a rah-rah , patriotic tone , Soldiers ultimately achieves its main strategic objective : dramatizing the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation . While somewhat less than it might have been , the film is a good one While somewhat less than it might have been , the film is a good one , While somewhat less than it might have been , the film is a good one , and While somewhat less than it might have been , the film is a good one , and you've got to hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out While somewhat less than it might have been , the film is a good one , and you've got to hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out . While surprisingly sincere While the ensemble player who gained notice in Guy Ritchie's Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch has the bod , he's unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle . While the film is competent , it's also uninspired , lacking the real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires . While the film is not entirely successful While the film is not entirely successful , it still manages to string together enough charming moments to work . While the film misfires at every level While the filmmaking may be a bit disjointed , the subject matter is so fascinating that you won't care . While the frequent allusions to gurus and doshas will strike some Westerners as verging on mumbo-jumbo While the frequent allusions to gurus and doshas will strike some Westerners as verging on mumbo-jumbo ... broad streaks of common sense emerge with unimpeachable clarity . While the glass slipper doesn't quite fit While the humor is recognizably Plympton While the humor is recognizably Plympton , he has actually bothered to construct a real story this time . While the material is slight , the movie is better than you might think . While the mystery surrounding the nature of the boat's malediction remains intriguing enough to sustain mild interest While the mystery unravels While the now 72-year-old Robert Evans been slowed down by a stroke , he has at least one more story to tell : his own . While the path may be familiar , first-time director Denzel Washington and a top-notch cast manage to keep things interesting . While the performances are often engaging While the performances are often engaging , this loose collection of largely improvised numbers would probably have worked better as a one-hour TV documentary . While the plot follows a predictable connect-the-dots course ... director John Schultz colors the picture in some evocative shades . While the production details are lavish While the production details are lavish , film has little insight into the historical period and its artists , particularly in how Sand developed a notorious reputation . While the script starts promisingly While the story's undeniably hard to follow While the story's undeniably hard to follow , Iwai's gorgeous visuals seduce . While the story does seem pretty unbelievable at times , it's awfully entertaining to watch . While the story is better-focused than the incomprehensible Anne Rice novel it's based upon , Queen Of The Damned is a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle . While the transgressive trappings ( especially the frank sex scenes ) ensure that the film is never dull While the transgressive trappings ( especially the frank sex scenes ) ensure that the film is never dull , Rodrigues's beast-within metaphor is ultimately rather silly and overwrought , making the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative . While there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) While there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) , Much Ado About Something is an amicable endeavor . While there are times when the film's reach exceeds its grasp , the production works more often than it doesn't . While this film has an ` A ' list cast and some strong supporting players While this film has an ` A ' list cast and some strong supporting players , the tale -- like its central figure , Vivi -- is just a little bit hard to love . While this film is not in the least surprising , it is still ultimately very satisfying . Think of it as a sort of comfort food for the mind . While this gentle and affecting melodrama will have luvvies in raptures While this movie , by necessity , lacks Fellowship's heart While this movie , by necessity , lacks Fellowship's heart , Two Towers outdoes its spectacle . While this one gets off with a good natured warning , future Lizard endeavors will need to adhere more closely to the laws of laughter While we no longer possess the lack-of-attention span that we did at seventeen , we had no trouble sitting for Blade II . While you have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet While you have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet , you're a Jet all the way While you have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet , you're a Jet all the way , '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight . '' While you have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet , you're a Jet all the way , '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to `` Tonight . '' White's dry wit White's intermittently wise script White Oleander , '' the movie , is akin to a Reader's Digest condensed version of the source material . White Oleander may leave you rolling your eyes in the dark , White Oleander may leave you rolling your eyes in the dark , but that doesn't mean you won't like looking at it White Oleander may leave you rolling your eyes in the dark , but that doesn't mean you won't like looking at it . White hasn't developed characters so much as caricatures , one-dimensional buffoons that get him a few laughs but nothing else . Who , exactly , is fighting whom here Who , exactly , is fighting whom here ? Who , exactly , is fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze Who , exactly , is fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze . Who cares ? Who cares ? ) . Who is the audience for Cletis Tout ? Anybody who enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed . Who is this movie for ? Not kids , who don't need the lesson in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers Who is this movie for ? Not kids , who don't need the lesson in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers -- not everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . ' Who knows , but it works under the direction of Kevin Reynolds . Who knows what exactly Godard is on about in this film Who knows what exactly Godard is on about in this film , but Who knows what exactly Godard is on about in this film , but his words and images don't have to add up to mesmerize you Who needs mind-bending drugs when they can see this , the final part of the ` qatsi ' trilogy , directed by Godfrey Reggio , with music by Philip Glass ? Whole stretches of the film may be incomprehensible to moviegoers not already clad in basic black . Why , you may ask , why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? Why , you may ask , why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? There's no good answer to that one . Why ? Why `` they '' were here and what `` they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care . Why anyone who is not a character in this movie should care is beyond me Why anyone who is not a character in this movie should care is beyond me . Why did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery Why did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery ? Why he was given free reign over this project Why make a documentary about these marginal historical figures ? Wouldn't one about their famous dad , author of Death in Venice , etc . , be more valuable ? Why sit through a crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy that refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one ? Why spend $ 9 on the same stuff you can get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby ? Why would anyone cast the magnificent Jackie Chan in a movie full of stunt doubles and special effects ? Wickedly funny Wickedly funny , Wickedly funny , visually engrossing Wickedly funny , visually engrossing , Wickedly funny , visually engrossing , never boring Wickedly funny , visually engrossing , never boring , Wickedly funny , visually engrossing , never boring , this movie Wickedly funny , visually engrossing , never boring , this movie challenges us to think about the ways we consume pop culture . Wilco fans will have a great time Wilco fans will have a great time , Wilco fans will have a great time , and Wilco fans will have a great time , and the movie should win the band a few new converts , too Wilco fans will have a great time , and the movie should win the band a few new converts , too . Wilco got dropped from their record label , proving that one man's ruin may be another's fortune . Wilco is a phenomenal band with such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many . Wild Wild film Wilde's droll whimsy Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses Wilde's own vision of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . Wilde's still-contemporary play Wilde's wit and Wildly incompetent Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal pessimists : Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal pessimists : Totally Past His Prime Wildly incompetent but brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal pessimists : Totally Past His Prime . Will anyone who isn't a Fangoria subscriber be excited that it hasn't gone straight to video ? Will assuredly rank as one of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year . Will certainly appeal to Asian cult cinema fans and Asiaphiles interested to see what all the fuss is about . Will give many ministers and Bible-study groups hours of material to discuss . Will give many ministers and Bible-study groups hours of material to discuss . But Will give many ministers and Bible-study groups hours of material to discuss . But mainstream audiences will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted Will no doubt delight Plympton's legion of fans Will no doubt delight Plympton's legion of fans ; Will no doubt delight Plympton's legion of fans ; others may find 80 minutes of these shenanigans exhausting Will probably be one of those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 . Will undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr . Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms . Shu is an institution Will undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution Will undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution , Will undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution , but Will undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution , but American audiences will probably find it familiar and insufficiently cathartic Will undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution , but American audiences will probably find it familiar and insufficiently cathartic . Will warm your heart without making you feel guilty about it . Willams ' best screen William James once called ` the gift of tears Williams ' anarchy gets tiresome Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile Williams absolutely nails Sy's queasy infatuation and overall strangeness . Williams creates a stunning , Taxi Driver-esque portrayal of a man teetering on the edge of sanity . Williams has truly inhabited a character Williams plays Sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in Insomnia . He does this so well Williams plays Sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in Insomnia . He does this so well you don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role . Willie would have loved it Wilson and Murphy Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie Wilson remains a silent , lumpish cipher Wimps Wimps out by going for that PG-13 rating Wimps out by going for that PG-13 rating , so Wimps out by going for that PG-13 rating , so the more graphic violence is mostly off-screen Wimps out by going for that PG-13 rating , so the more graphic violence is mostly off-screen and Wimps out by going for that PG-13 rating , so the more graphic violence is mostly off-screen and the sexuality is muted . Wince-inducing Wince-inducing dialogue Wince-inducing dialogue , Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty and Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty and Kmart blue-light-special effects Wince-inducing dialogue , thrift-shop costumes , prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty and Kmart blue-light-special effects all Winds up being both revelatory and narcissistic , achieving some honest insight into relationships that most high-concept films candy-coat with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars Winds up being both revelatory and narcissistic , achieving some honest insight into relationships that most high-concept films candy-coat with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars . Windtalkers airs just about every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length . Windtalkers blows this way and that , but there's no mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself Windtalkers doesn't beat that one , either Windtalkers had had more faith in the dramatic potential of this true story . This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted Windtalkers had had more faith in the dramatic potential of this true story . This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , Windtalkers had had more faith in the dramatic potential of this true story . This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , and Windtalkers had had more faith in the dramatic potential of this true story . This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , and there still could have been room for the war scenes Windtalkers seems to have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material . Wins Wins my vote Wise Wise and deadpan Wise and deadpan humorous . Wiseman's warmest Wiseman epic Wiseman is patient Wiseman is patient and Wiseman is patient and uncompromising , letting his camera observe and record the lives of women torn apart by a legacy of abuse Wiseman is patient and uncompromising , letting his camera observe and record the lives of women torn apart by a legacy of abuse . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it Wishy-washy Wishy-washy . Witch Project real-time roots With Brooms and what is kind of special With Danilo Donati's witty designs and Dante Spinotti's luscious cinematography With Dickens ' words and writer-director Douglas McGrath's even-toned direction With Dickens ' words and writer-director Douglas McGrath's even-toned direction , a ripping good yarn is told . With Dirty Deeds , David Caesar has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- driven by a natural sense for what works on screen . With McConaughey in an entirely irony-free zone and Bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids With McConaughey in an entirely irony-free zone and Bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids , there's not enough intelligence , wit or innovation on the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd . With Notorious C . H . O . Cho proves she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy . With Notorious C.H.O. Cho proves she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy . With Spy Kids 2 : The Island of Lost Dreams , however , Robert Rodriguez adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking . With Spy Kids 2 : The Island of Lost Dreams , the Spy Kids franchise establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape : a James Bond series for kids . With We Were Soldiers , Hollywood makes a valiant attempt to tell a story about the Vietnam War before the pathology set in . With Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller '' New Best Friend '' , who needs enemies ? With Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller '' New Best Friend '' , who needs enemies ? Just another generic drama that has nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap thrills . With Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller `` New Best Friend '' , who needs enemies With Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller `` New Best Friend '' , who needs enemies ? With ` Bowling for Columbine , ' Michael Moore gives us the perfect starting point for a national conversation about guns , violence , and fear . With `` Ichi the Killer '' , Takashi Miike , Japan's wildest filmmaker gives us a crime fighter carrying more emotional baggage than Batman ... With a '' Spy Kids '' sequel opening next week , why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? With a `` Spy Kids '' sequel opening next week , why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? With a cast of A-list Brit actors With a cast of A-list Brit actors , it is worth searching out . With a cast that includes some of the top actors working in independent film With a completely predictable plot With a completely predictable plot , you'll swear that you've seen it all before , even if you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard . With a large cast representing a broad cross-section , Tavernier's film bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . With a large cast representing a broad cross-section , Tavernier's film bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . With a romantic comedy plotline straight from the ages With a romantic comedy plotline straight from the ages , this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . With a romantic comedy plotline straight from the ages , this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . But it does somehow manage to get you under its spell . With a story as bizarre and mysterious as this With a tighter editorial process and firmer direction this material could work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent With a tighter editorial process and firmer direction this material could work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent , but as is , Personal Velocity seems to be idling in neutral With a tighter editorial process and firmer direction this material could work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent , but as is , Personal Velocity seems to be idling in neutral . With a tone as variable as the cinematography With a tone as variable as the cinematography , Schaeffer's film never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs , and the characters ' quirks and foibles never jell into charm . With all the sympathy , empathy and pity fogging up the screen ... His Secret Life enters the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles . With amazing finesse With amazing finesse , the film shadows Heidi's trip back to Vietnam and the city where her mother , Mai Thi Kim , still lives . With an admirably dark first script by Brent Hanley With an admirably dark first script by Brent Hanley , Paxton , making his directorial feature debut , does strong , measured work . With an emotional sterility to match its outer space setting With an expressive face reminiscent of Gong Li and a vivid personality like Zhang Ziyi's With an expressive face reminiscent of Gong Li and a vivid personality like Zhang Ziyi's , Dong stakes out the emotional heart of Happy . With an obvious rapport with her actors and a striking style behind the camera With an obvious rapport with her actors and a striking style behind the camera , Hélène Angel is definitely a director to watch . With an unflappable air of decadent urbanity With an unflappable air of decadent urbanity , Everett remains a perfect Wildean actor , and a relaxed Firth displays impeccable comic skill . With an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing Jackson ) and subject matter , the improbable `` Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining With an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing Jackson ) and subject matter , the improbable `` Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , With an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing Jackson ) and subject matter , the improbable `` Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , but With an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing Jackson ) and subject matter , the improbable `` Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining , but it could have been much stronger . With each of her three protagonists , Miller eloquently captures the moment when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path . With elements cribbed from Lang's Metropolis , Welles ' Kane , and Eisenstein's Potemkin With exquisite craftsmanship With exquisite craftsmanship ... Olivier Assayas has fashioned an absorbing look at provincial bourgeois French society . With few respites With few respites , Marshall keeps the energy humming , and his edits , unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it . With flashbulb editing as cover for the absence of narrative continuity With flashbulb editing as cover for the absence of narrative continuity , Undisputed is nearly incoherent , an excuse to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins . With generic sets and B-grade special effects With its dogged Hollywood naturalism and the inexorable passage of its characters toward sainthood With its hints of a greater intelligence lurking somewhere , The Ring makes its stupidity more than obvious . It's painful . With its lackadaisical plotting and mindless action With its lackadaisical plotting and mindless action , All About the Benjamins evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks from the 1970s . With its paint fights , motorized scooter chases and dewy-eyed sentiment , it's a pretty listless collection of kid-movie clichés . With its parade of almost perpetually wasted characters With its parade of almost perpetually wasted characters ... Margarita feels like a hazy high that takes too long to shake . With jump cuts , fast editing and lots of pyrotechnics , Yu clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . With jump cuts , fast editing and lots of pyrotechnics , Yu clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . He fails . With lesser talents With lesser talents , High Crimes would be entertaining With lesser talents , High Crimes would be entertaining , With lesser talents , High Crimes would be entertaining , but With lesser talents , High Crimes would be entertaining , but forgettable . With Freeman and Judd , I'll at least remember their characters With lesser talents , High Crimes would be entertaining , but forgettable . With Freeman and Judd , I'll at least remember their characters . With lines that feel like long soliloquies With little visible talent and no energy With little visible talent and no energy , Colin Hanks is in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee . With minimal imagination With minimal imagination , you could restage the whole thing in your bathtub . With miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax With more character development this might have been an eerie thriller ; with better payoffs , it could have been a thinking man's monster movie With more character development this might have been an eerie thriller ; with better payoffs , it could have been a thinking man's monster movie . With nary a glimmer of self-knowledge , ( Crane ) becomes more specimen than character With nary a glimmer of self-knowledge , ( Crane ) becomes more specimen than character -- With nary a glimmer of self-knowledge , ( Crane ) becomes more specimen than character -- and With nary a glimmer of self-knowledge , ( Crane ) becomes more specimen than character -- and Auto Focus remains a chilly , clinical lab report With nary a glimmer of self-knowledge , ( Crane ) becomes more specimen than character -- and Auto Focus remains a chilly , clinical lab report . With or without ballast tanks , K-19 sinks to a Harrison Ford low . With or without the sex , a wonderful tale of love and destiny With or without the sex , a wonderful tale of love and destiny , told well by a master storyteller With so many bad romances out there , this is the kind of movie that deserves a chance to shine . With the Assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic With the cheesiest monsters this side of a horror spoof , which They isn't With the cheesiest monsters this side of a horror spoof , which They isn't , it is more likely to induce sleep than fright . With the dog days of August upon us , think of this dog of a movie as the cinematic equivalent of high humidity . With the exception of McCoist , the players don't have a clue on the park . With the exception of McCoist , the players don't have a clue on the park . The acting isn't much better . With the exception of some fleetingly amusing improvisations by Cedric the Entertainer as Perry's boss With the film's striking ending With the prospect of films like Kangaroo Jack about to burst across America's winter movie screens it's a pleasure to have a film like The Hours as an alternative . With the same sort of good-natured fun found in films like Tremors With the same sort of good-natured fun found in films like Tremors , Eight Legged Freaks is prime escapist fare . With this masterful With this masterful , flawless film , ( Wang ) emerges in the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers . With this new Rollerball With three excellent principal singers , a youthful and good-looking diva and tenor and richly handsome locations With tightly organized efficiency , numerous flashbacks and a constant edge of tension With tiny little jokes and nary an original idea With tiny little jokes and nary an original idea , this sappy ethnic sleeper proves that not only blockbusters pollute the summer movie pool . With very little to add beyond the dark visions already relayed by superb recent predecessors like Swimming With Sharks and The Player , this latest skewering With very little to add beyond the dark visions already relayed by superb recent predecessors like Swimming With Sharks and The Player , this latest skewering ... may put off insiders and outsiders alike . With virtually no interesting elements for an audience to focus on With wit and empathy to spare With youthful high spirits Witherspoon's talents Witherspoon is just too dialed-up to be America's Sweetheart . Witherspoon puts to rest her valley-girl image Witherspoon puts to rest her valley-girl image , but it's Dench who really steals the show Without ( De Niro ) , City By The Sea would slip under the waves . Without ( De Niro ) , City By The Sea would slip under the waves . He drags it back , single-handed . Without September 11 , Collateral Damage would have been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie . Without Shakespeare's eloquent language , the update is dreary and sluggish . Without You '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades Without You '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades . Without You has a bracing truth that's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood . Without a fresh infusion of creativity Without a fresh infusion of creativity , 4Ever is neither a promise nor a threat so much as wishful thinking . Without a strong script and energetic acting Without any redeeming value whatsoever Without any redeeming value whatsoever . Without heavy-handedness Without non-stop techno or the existential overtones of a Kieslowski morality tale , Maelström is just another Winter Sleepers . Without resorting to camp or parody Without resorting to camp or parody , Haynes ( like Sirk , but differently ) has transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama into something provocative , rich , and strange . Without resorting to hyperbole Witless Witless , Witless , pointless , tasteless and idiotic Witless , pointless , tasteless and idiotic . Witless and utterly pointless Witless and utterly pointless . Witty Witty , Witty , contemplative , and sublimely beautiful . Witty , vibrant , and intelligent Witty , vibrant , and intelligent . Witty and Witty and often surprising Witty and often surprising , a dark little morality tale disguised as a romantic comedy . Witty dialog between realistic characters Witty dialog between realistic characters showing honest emotions Witty dialog between realistic characters showing honest emotions . Witty dialog between realistic characters showing honest emotions . It's touching and tender and proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . Wobbly Wobbly Senegalese updating of '' Carmen '' which is best for the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai Woefully Woefully pretentious . Wollter's sterling performances Wonder , hope and magic Wonder , hope and magic can never escape the heart of the boy when the right movie comes along , especially if it begins with the name of Star Wars Wonder of wonders Wonder of wonders -- Wonder of wonders -- a teen movie with a humanistic message Wonder of wonders -- a teen movie with a humanistic message . Wonderful Wonderful Life Wonderful fencing scenes Wonderful fencing scenes and Wonderful fencing scenes and an exciting plot Wonderful fencing scenes and an exciting plot make this an eminently engrossing film . Wonderland adventure , a stalker thriller , Wonderland adventure , a stalker thriller , and Wonderland adventure , a stalker thriller , and a condensed season of TV's Big Brother Woo Woo's fights have a distinct flair . His warriors collide in balletic explosion that implies an underlying order throughout the chaos . Woo has as much right to make a huge action sequence as any director Woo has as much right to make a huge action sequence as any director , but how long will filmmakers copy the `` Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right the first time ? Woody , what happened ? Woody Allen can write and deliver a one liner as well as anybody . Woody Allen can write and deliver a one liner as well as anybody . But Woody Allen can write and deliver a one liner as well as anybody . But I had a lot of problems with this movie . Woody Allen has really found his groove these days . Woody Allen has really found his groove these days . The problem is that it is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another . Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea . Woody Allen seems to have bitterly forsaken Woody Allen used to ridicule movies like Hollywood Ending . Woody Allen used to ridicule movies like Hollywood Ending . Now he makes them . Working from a surprisingly sensitive script co-written Working from a surprisingly sensitive script co-written by Gianni Romoli Working from a surprisingly sensitive script co-written by Gianni Romoli ... Working from a surprisingly sensitive script co-written by Gianni Romoli ... Ozpetek avoids most of the pitfalls you'd expect in such a potentially sudsy set-up Working from a surprisingly sensitive script co-written by Gianni Romoli ... Ozpetek avoids most of the pitfalls you'd expect in such a potentially sudsy set-up . Workmanlike , maybe , but still a film with all the elements that made the other three great , scary times at the movies Works as pretty contagious fun Works as pretty contagious fun . Works because Works because Reno Works because Reno doesn't become smug or sanctimonious towards the audience . Works because we're never sure if Ohlinger's on the level or merely Works because we're never sure if Ohlinger's on the level or merely a dying , delusional man trying to get into the history books before he croaks Works better in the conception than it does in the execution Works better in the conception than it does in the execution ... winds up seeming just a little too clever Works better in the conception than it does in the execution ... winds up seeming just a little too clever . Works hard to establish World Trade Center tragedy World Traveler gave me no reason to care World Traveler might not go anywhere new , or arrive anyplace special , World Traveler might not go anywhere new , or arrive anyplace special , but it's certainly an honest attempt to get at something World Traveler might not go anywhere new , or arrive anyplace special , but it's certainly an honest attempt to get at something . World War II World War II ? Um , no . Worse Worst Worst List Worth Worth a Worth a look Worth a look as a curiosity Worth a look as a curiosity . Worth a look by those on both sides of the issues , if only for the perspective it offers , one the public rarely sees . Worth a salute just for trying to be more complex than your average film . Worth catching for Griffiths ' warm and winning central performance Worth catching for Griffiths ' warm and winning central performance . Worth seeing just for Weaver and LaPaglia Worth seeing just for Weaver and LaPaglia . Worth seeing once Worth seeing once , Worth the effort to watch Worth watching for Dong Jie's performance Worth watching for Dong Jie's performance -- Worth watching for Dong Jie's performance -- and Worth watching for Dong Jie's performance -- and for the way it documents a culture in the throes of rapid change Worthless Worthless , Worthless , from its pseudo-rock-video opening Worthless , from its pseudo-rock-video opening to the idiocy of its last frames Worthless , from its pseudo-rock-video opening to the idiocy of its last frames . Worthy Worthy of the gong . Would've been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement . Would've been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement . Then Would've been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement . Then Nadia's birthday might not have been such a bad day after all Would've been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement . Then Nadia's birthday might not have been such a bad day after all . Would Benigni's Italian Pinocchio have been any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster Would Benigni's Italian Pinocchio have been any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster ? Would be an unendurable viewing experience for this ultra-provincial New Yorker if 26-year-old Reese Witherspoon were not on hand to inject her pure fantasy character , Melanie Carmichael , with a massive infusion of old-fashioned Hollywood magic . Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of Allied soldiers went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . But here's a movie about it anyway Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of Allied soldiers went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . But here's a movie about it anyway . Would that Greengrass had gone a tad less for grit and a lot more for intelligibility Would that Greengrass had gone a tad less for grit and a lot more for intelligibility . Would you laugh if a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can ? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body ? If you answered yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy Woven together handsomely Woven together handsomely , recalling sixties ' rockumentary milestones from Lonely Boy to Don't Look Back . Wow Wow ! Wow , so who knew Charles Dickens could be so light-hearted ? Wow . Wow . I have not been this disappointed by a movie in a long time . Wow fans Wraps itself in the guise of a dark and quirky comedy Writer \ \/ director M . Night Shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable . Writer \/ director M. Night Shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity Writer \/ director M. Night Shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable . Writer and director Otar Iosseliani's pleasant tale Writer and director Otar Iosseliani's pleasant tale about a factory worker who escapes for a holiday in Venice Writer and director Otar Iosseliani's pleasant tale about a factory worker who escapes for a holiday in Venice reveals how we all need a playful respite from the grind to refresh our souls . Writer-director's Mehta's effort has tons of charm Writer-director's Mehta's effort has tons of charm and Writer-director's Mehta's effort has tons of charm and the whimsy is in the mixture , the intoxicating masala , of cultures and film genres Writer-director David Jacobson Writer-director David Jacobson and Writer-director David Jacobson and his star , Jeremy Renner , have made a remarkable film that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted . Writer-director Juan Carlos Fresnadillo makes a feature debut that is fully formed and remarkably assured . Writer-director Randall Wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew Writer-director Randall Wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew , Writer-director Randall Wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew , and Writer-director Randall Wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew , and his movie veers like a drunken driver through heavy traffic Writer-director Randall Wallace has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew , and his movie veers like a drunken driver through heavy traffic . Writer-director Ritchie reduces Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon . Writer-director Stephen Gaghan has made the near-fatal mistake of being what the English call ` too clever by half . ' Writer-director Walter Hill and co-writer David Giler try to create characters out of the obvious cliches , but wind up using them as punching bags . Writer\/director Alexander Payne ( Election ) and his co-writer Jim Taylor brilliantly employ their quirky and fearless ability to look American angst in the eye and end up laughing . Writer\/director Burr Steers emphasizes the Q in Quirky , with mixed results . Writer\/director David Caesar ladles on the local flavour with a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza . Writer\/director Joe Carnahan's grimy crime drama Writer\/director Joe Carnahan's grimy crime drama is a manual of precinct cliches Writer\/director Joe Carnahan's grimy crime drama is a manual of precinct cliches , but Writer\/director John McKay ignites some charming chemistry between Kate and Jed Writer\/director John McKay ignites some charming chemistry between Kate and Jed but Writer\/director John McKay ignites some charming chemistry between Kate and Jed but , when he veers into sodden melodrama , punctuated by violins , it's disastrous and Writer\/director John McKay ignites some charming chemistry between Kate and Jed but , when he veers into sodden melodrama , punctuated by violins , it's disastrous and Kate's jealous female friends become downright despicable Writer\/director Mark Romanek spotlights the underlying caste system in America . It's a scathing portrayal . Writer\/director Walter Hill is in his hypermasculine element here , once again able to inject some real vitality and even art into a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable . Writhing Writhing under dialogue Writhing under dialogue like ` You're from two different worlds ' and ` Tonight the maid is a lie and this Writhing under dialogue like ` You're from two different worlds ' and ` Tonight the maid is a lie and this , this is who you are Written , flatly Written , flatly , Written , flatly , by David Kendall Written , flatly , by David Kendall and Written , flatly , by David Kendall and directed , barely , by There Written , flatly , by David Kendall and directed , barely , by There's Something About Mary co-writer Ed Decter . X-Men - occasionally brilliant but mostly average , XXX XXX '' crowd XXX '' is that its own action isn't very effective XXX flex-a-thon XXX is a blast of adrenalin XXX is a blast of adrenalin , XXX is no less subservient to Bond's tired formula of guns , girls and gadgets while brandishing a new action hero . Xerox of other , better crime movies Xmas Y Tu Mamá También is hilariously , gloriously alive , and quite often hotter than Georgia asphalt . Ya-Ya's Ya-Yas everywhere will forgive the flaws and love the film . Yakusho , as always , is wonderful as the long-faced sad sack Yakusho , as always , is wonderful as the long-faced sad sack ... Yakusho , as always , is wonderful as the long-faced sad sack ... and Yakusho , as always , is wonderful as the long-faced sad sack ... and his chemistry with Shimizu is very believable Yakusho , as always , is wonderful as the long-faced sad sack ... and his chemistry with Shimizu is very believable . Yale grad Yeah , these flicks are just that damn good . Isn't it great ? Yellow Asphalt is an uncompromising film . Yes , 4Ever is harmless in the extreme and it'll mute your kids for nearly 80 minutes , but why not just treat the little yard apes to the real deal and take them to Spirited Away Yes , Ballistic is silly . Unfortunately Yes , Ballistic is silly . Unfortunately , it's not silly fun unless you enjoy really bad movies . Yes , I have given this movie a rating of zero . Yes , I have given this movie a rating of zero . But fans of the show should not consider this a diss . Consider it ` perfection . ' Yes , I suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life -- but World Traveler gave me no reason to care , Yes , I suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life -- but World Traveler gave me no reason to care , so Yes , I suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life -- but World Traveler gave me no reason to care , so I didn't Yes , I suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life -- but World Traveler gave me no reason to care , so I didn't . Yes , MIBII is rote work and predictable , but with a philosophical visual coming right at the end that extravagantly redeems it . Yes , Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination Yes , Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination , Yes , Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination , but Yes , Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination , but it's also a failure of storytelling Yes , Spirited Away is a triumph of imagination , but it's also a failure of storytelling . Yes , but also intriguing and honorable , Yes , but also intriguing and honorable , a worthwhile addition to a distinguished film legacy Yes , but also intriguing and honorable , a worthwhile addition to a distinguished film legacy . Yes , dull Yes , it's as good as you remember . Yes , it's as good as you remember . In fact , even better . Yes , one enjoys seeing Joan grow from awkward young woman to strong , determined monarch Yes , one enjoys seeing Joan grow from awkward young woman to strong , determined monarch , Yes , soar . Yes , that's right Yes , you are Yes . Yet another Arnold vehicle that fails to make adequate use of his particular talents . Yet another entry in the sentimental oh-those-wacky-Brits genre that was ushered in by The Full Monty and is still straining to produce another smash hit . Yet another genre exercise , Gangster No . 1 is as generic as its title . Yet another genre exercise , Gangster No. 1 is as generic as its title . Yet another iteration of what's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally '' superior '' friends , family ... Yet another iteration of what's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally `` superior '' friends , family ... Yet in its own aloof , unreachable way it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second . Yet it's not quite the genre-busting film it's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe . Yet the act is still charming here . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Yet why it fails is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma . Yiddish stage Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . Yong Kang York intelligentsia You '' is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades You'd be hard put to find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) . You'd have to be a most hard-hearted person not to be moved by this drama . You'd think by now America would have had enough of plucky British eccentrics with hearts of gold . Yet the act is still charming here . You'll cry for your money back . You'll end up moved . You'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter You'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter ... ' You'll find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie You'll find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie . You'll forget about it by Monday , though You'll forget about it by Monday , though , You'll forget about it by Monday , though , and You'll forget about it by Monday , though , and if they're old enough to have developed some taste You'll forget about it by Monday , though , and if they're old enough to have developed some taste , so will your kids You'll forget about it by Monday , though , and if they're old enough to have developed some taste , so will your kids . You'll gasp appalled and laugh outraged You'll gasp appalled and laugh outraged and You'll gasp appalled and laugh outraged and possibly , watching the spectacle of a promising young lad treading desperately in a nasty sea , shed an errant tear You'll get the enjoyable basic minimum . But not a whit more . You'll have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot . You'll be more entertained getting hit by a bus . You'll just have your head in your hands wondering why Lee's character didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery . You'll know a star when you see one . You'll laugh at either the obviousness of it all or its stupidity or maybe even its inventiveness , You'll laugh at either the obviousness of it all or its stupidity or maybe even its inventiveness , but the point is , you'll laugh You'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half You'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but You'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but come out feeling strangely unsatisfied . You'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but come out feeling strangely unsatisfied . You'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter ... You'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but come out feeling strangely unsatisfied . You'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter ... ' You'll probably love it . You'll trudge out of the theater feeling as though you rode the Zipper after eating a corn dog and an extra-large cotton candy . You're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins You're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . But as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care You're not merely watching history You're not merely watching history , you're engulfed by it . You've already seen City by the Sea under a variety of titles You've already seen City by the Sea under a variety of titles , but You've already seen City by the Sea under a variety of titles , but it's worth yet another visit You've already seen City by the Sea under a variety of titles , but it's worth yet another visit . You've already seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original . You've seen it all before You've seen them a million times You ... get a sense of good intentions derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone . You Should Pay Nine Bucks for This You Should Pay Nine Bucks for This : You Should Pay Nine Bucks for This : Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected . Dramas like this make it human You Should Pay Nine Bucks for This : Because you can hear about suffering Afghan refugees on the news and still be unaffected . Dramas like this make it human . You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful You begin to long for the end credits as the desert does for rain . You bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking You both look and sound great You can't believe anyone would really buy this stuff . You can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' You can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' And You can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' And it is You can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' And it is . You can drive right by it without noticing anything special , save for a few comic turns , intended and otherwise . You can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes You can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes , You can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes , and the scripters don't deserve any Oscars You can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes , and the scripters don't deserve any Oscars . You can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes , and the scripters don't deserve any Oscars . But You can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes , and the scripters don't deserve any Oscars . But the nerve-raked acting , the crackle of lines , the impressive stagings of hardware , make for some robust and scary entertainment You can not guess why the cast and crew didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed . You can practically hear George Orwell turning over . You can see the would-be surprises coming a mile away You can see the would-be surprises coming a mile away , and You can see the would-be surprises coming a mile away , and the execution of these twists is delivered with a hammer You can see the would-be surprises coming a mile away , and the execution of these twists is delivered with a hammer . Thumbs down You can see the would-be surprises coming a mile away , and the execution of these twists is delivered with a hammer . Thumbs down . You can see where Big Bad Love is trying to go , but it never quite gets there You can sip your vintage wines and watch your Merchant Ivory productions ; I'll settle for a nice cool glass of iced tea and a Jerry Bruckheimer flick any day of the week . You can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored You can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored ... You can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored ... audience is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter You can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored ... audience is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter . You can taste it , You can taste it , but there's no fizz You can taste it , but there's no fizz . You can tell almost immediately that Welcome to Collinwood isn't going to jell . You can thank me for this . I saw Juwanna Mann so you don't have to . You can watch , giggle and get an adrenaline boost without feeling like you've completely lowered your entertainment standards . You come away from his film overwhelmed , hopeful and , perhaps paradoxically , illuminated . You come away thinking not only that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about and that maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another . You could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time . You could hate it for the same reason . You could say that it's slow at times You could say that it's slow at times , you could say that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't , You don't know whether to admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . You don't need to be a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch You don't need to be a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch , You don't need to be a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch , and that's the mark of a documentary that works You don't need to be a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch , and that's the mark of a documentary that works . You don't need to know your Ice-T's from your Cool-J's to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California . You emerge dazed , confused as to whether you've seen pornography or documentary . You expect more from director Michael Apted ( Enigma ) and screenwriter Nicholas Kazan ( Reversal of Fortune ) than this cliche pileup . You experience it as you watch . You feel good You feel good , You feel good , you feel sad You feel good , you feel sad , You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off , You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off , but in the end , you feel alive - which is what they did You feel good , you feel sad , you feel pissed off , but in the end , you feel alive - which is what they did . You get the impression that writer and director Burr Steers knows the territory ... You get the impression that writer and director Burr Steers knows the territory ... but his sense of humor has yet to lose the smug self-satisfaction usually associated with the better private schools . You have no affinity for most of the characters . You have no affinity for most of the characters . Nothing about them is attractive . What they see in each other also is difficult to fathom . You have to pay attention to follow all the stories , but they're each interesting You have to pay attention to follow all the stories , but they're each interesting . The movie is well shot and very tragic , and one to ponder after the credits roll . You have to see it . You is pure junk You know that ten bucks you'd spend on a ticket ? Just send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this . You leave feeling like you've endured a long workout without your pulse ever racing . You leave the same way you came -- a few tasty morsels under your belt , but no new friends . You live the mood rather than savour the story . You may be captivated , as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star , and still wonder why Paul Thomas Anderson ever had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear . You may be galled that you've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie . You may feel compelled to watch the film twice or pick up a book on the subject . You may leave the theater with more questions than answers , but darned if your toes won't still be tapping . You may think you have figured out the con and the players in this debut film by Argentine director Fabian Bielinsky , but while you were thinking someone made off with your wallet . You might not buy the ideas . But you'll definitely want the T-shirt You might not buy the ideas . But you'll definitely want the T-shirt . You might not want to hang out with Samantha You might not want to hang out with Samantha , You might not want to hang out with Samantha , but You might say Tykwer has done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled . You might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead . You might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead . You needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work . You needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work . Though Haynes ' style apes films from the period You needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work . Though Haynes ' style apes films from the period ... You needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work . Though Haynes ' style apes films from the period ... its message is not rooted in that decade You never know where Changing Lanes is going to take you You never know where Changing Lanes is going to take you but it's a heck of a ride You never know where Changing Lanes is going to take you but it's a heck of a ride . You never know where Changing Lanes is going to take you but it's a heck of a ride . Samuel L . Jackson is one of the best actors there is You never know where Changing Lanes is going to take you but it's a heck of a ride . Samuel L . Jackson is one of the best actors there is . You see Robin Williams and psycho killer , You see Robin Williams and psycho killer , and you think , hmmmmm . You see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz You see Robin Williams and psycho killer , and you think , hmmmmm . You see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz . You see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz You see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz . You try to guess the order in which the kids in the house will be gored . You walk out of The Good Girl with mixed emotions -- disapproval of Justine combined with a tinge of understanding for her actions . You want the story to go on and on You watch for that sense of openness , the little surprises . You will likely prefer to keep on watching . You won't believe much of it You won't believe much of it , but you will laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all You won't have any trouble getting kids to eat up these Veggies . You won't like Roger You won't like Roger , You won't like Roger , but You won't like Roger , but you will quickly recognize him . And that's a big part of why we go to the movies . You won't miss its messages You won't miss its messages , but you'll be entertained as well You wouldn't call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) You wouldn't call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) , You wouldn't call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) , but You wouldn't call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) , but when it's good , it's good and horrid You wouldn't want to live waydowntown You wouldn't want to live waydowntown , You wouldn't want to live waydowntown , but it is a hilarious place to visit You wouldn't want to live waydowntown , but it is a hilarious place to visit . Young Everlyn Sampi , as the courageous Molly Craig Young Everlyn Sampi , as the courageous Molly Craig , Young Everlyn Sampi , as the courageous Molly Craig , simply radiates star-power potential in this remarkable and memorable film . Young Guns meets Goodfellas in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs Young Hanks and Fisk , who vaguely resemble their celebrity parents , bring fresh good looks and an ease in front of the camera to the work . Young is cool Young is cool , Young is cool , and Your 20th outing shows off a lot of stamina and vitality , and get this Your 20th outing shows off a lot of stamina and vitality , and get this , Madonna's cameo doesn't suck ! Your appreciation of it Your children will be occupied for 72 minutes . Your nightmares Your nightmares , on the other hand Your nightmares , on the other hand , Yu's cinematic alchemy produces nearly as much lead as gold . Yu clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . Yvan's rambunctious , Jewish sister and her non-Jew husband Zany Ze movie starts out so funny Ze movie starts out so funny , Ze movie starts out so funny , then she is nothing Zealand coming-of-age movie Zellweger's whiny pouty-lipped poof Zellweger's whiny pouty-lipped poof faced and spindly attempt at playing an ingenue makes her nomination as best actress even more of a an a Zhang's last film Zhang's last film , the cuddly Shower , Zhuangzhuang creates delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance Zhuangzhuang creates delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance , Zhuangzhuang creates delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance , but Zhuangzhuang creates delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance , but against all odds , nothing does Zhuangzhuang creates delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance , but against all odds , nothing does . ZigZag might have been richer and more observant if it were less densely plotted . Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller '' Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller '' New Best Friend '' Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller '' New Best Friend '' , Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller '' New Best Friend '' , who needs enemies Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller `` New Best Friend '' , Zoe Clarke-Williams's lackluster thriller `` New Best Friend '' , who needs enemies Zone '' episode Zoom ! \ \/ But Daphne , you're too Buff \ \/ Fred thinks he's tough \ \/ And Velma - wow , you've lost weight \ \/ Fred \ \/ Thinking \* Corpus and its amiable jerking \* Corpus and its amiable jerking and reshaping of physical time and space \*\* holes \/ Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ And movies starring pop queens \/ You both look and sound great \/ You both look and sound great . ` A ' for creativity ` A ' list cast ` Abandon all hope , ye who enter here ' ` Abandon all hope , ye who enter here ' ... ` Abandon all hope , ye who enter here ' ... you should definitely let Dante's gloomy words be your guide ` Ace Ventura ' rip-off ` Alice's adventure through the looking glass and into zombie-land ' is filled with strange and wonderful creatures . ` Anyone with a passion for cinema , and indeed sex , should see it as soon as possible . ' ` Are we a sick society ? ' journalism ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way . ` Barbershop '' is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story . ` Bartleby ' so effectively makes it ` Best Picture ' ` Blade II ' just doesn't cut it ` Blue Crush ' swims away with the Sleeper Movie of the Summer award . ` Butterfingered ' is the word for the big-fisted direction of Jez Butterworth , who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach . ` CQ may one day be fondly remembered as Roman Coppola's brief pretentious period before going on to other films that actually tell a story worth caring about ` Cherish ' ` Christian Bale's Quinn ( is ) a leather clad grunge-pirate with a hairdo like Gandalf in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent . ' ` Dragonfly ' dwells on crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and sappy dialogue . ` Drumline ' shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated . ` Enigma ' is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . A waste of good performances . ` Fatal Attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set ` Film aficionados can not help but love Cinema Paradiso , whether the original version or new Director's Cut . ' ` Frailty '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story , ` Frailty '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story , but it turns out to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme ` Frailty '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story , but it turns out to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme . ` Frankly , my dear , I don't give a damn , ' have never been more appropriate . ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer ` God help us , but Capra and Cooper are rolling over in their graves . ' ` Have-yourself-a-happy-little-Holocaust ' movies ` Hey Arnold ! ' has some visual wit ... but little imagination elsewhere . ` How can you charge money for this ? ' ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' ` If you are in the mood for an intelligent weepy , it can easily worm its way into your heart . ' ` In this poor remake of such a well loved classic , Parker exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision . ' ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . ` It's painful to watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama . ' ` It looks good , Sonny ` It looks good , Sonny , but you missed the point . ' ` Linklater fans , or pretentious types who want to appear avant-garde will suck up to this project ... ' ` Lovely ! Brilliant ! ' ` Magnifique ' ` Martin Lawrence Live ' is so self-pitying , I almost expected there to be a collection taken for the comedian at the end of the show . ` Matrix ' - style massacres erupt throughout ... but the movie has a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy ` Matrix ' - style massacres erupt throughout ... but the movie has a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy . ` Moore is like a progressive bull in a china shop , a provocateur crashing into ideas and special-interest groups as he slaps together his own brand of liberalism . ' ` Opening up ' the play more has partly closed it down . ` Possession , ' based on the book by A.S. Byatt , demands that LaBute deal with the subject of love head-on ; trading in his cynicism for reverence and a little wit ` Praise the Lord ` Punch-Drunk Love is so convinced of its own brilliance that , if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in . ' ` Red Shoe Diaries ` Sacre bleu ! ' than ` Magnifique ' ` Santa Clause 2 ' is wondrously creative . ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary . ` Si bien no logra desarrollarse como un gran drama , tampoco es tan superficial como muchas cintas que pecan de pretenciosas y que resultan totalmente banales . ' ` Silence of the Lambs ' better than ` Hannibal ' ` Slackers ' ` Some Body ' will appeal to No One ` Some Body ' will appeal to No One . ` Sophisticated ' viewers ` Sophisticated ' viewers who refuse to admit that they don't like it ` Stock up on silver bullets for director Neil Marshall's intense freight train of a film . ' ` Stock up on silver bullets for director Neil Marshall's intense freight train of a film . ' ` Swept Away ' ` Swept Away ' sinks . ` Swimfan ' left me with a very bad feeling . ` Synthetic ' is the best description of this well-meaning , beautifully produced film that sacrifices its promise for a high-powered star pedigree . ` The Château is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . ' ` The Country Bears ' should never have been brought out of hibernation ` The Country Bears ' should never have been brought out of hibernation . ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' ` The War of the Roses , ' trailer-trash style . ` The War of the Roses , ' trailer-trash style . Entertaining but like shooting fish in a barrel . ` This movie sucks . ' ` Unfaithful ' cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . ` Unfaithful ' cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . Too bad . ` What's the Russian word for Wow ! ? ' ` What's the Russian word for Wow !? ' ` Yes , that's right : it's Forrest Gump , Angel Of Death . ' ` You'll laugh for not quite and hour and a half , but come out feeling strangely unsatisfied . You'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter ... ' ` You're from two different worlds ' and ` Tonight the maid is a lie and this ` amateur ' in almost every frame ` artistically ' with handheld cameras ` barbershop '' is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story ` barbershop '' is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story . ` best part ' of the movie ` blue crush ` blue crush ' swims away with the sleeper movie of the summer award ` blue crush ' swims away with the sleeper movie of the summer award . ` blundering ' style ` chick flicks ' go ` classic ' ` comedy ' scenes ` cultural revolution ` difficult ` difficult ' ` direct-to-video ' release ` dumb ` epic ` fatal script error ` funny ` gentle ' ` get in the car , bitch , ` get in the car , bitch , ' ` get in the car , bitch , ' this jerry bruckheimer production ` get in the car , bitch , ' this jerry bruckheimer production has little else to offer ` grandeur ' shots ` hip ' ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' ` hypertime ' ` ick ' ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' ` inspirational ' and ` inspirational ' and ` uplifting ' ` it's better to go in knowing full well what's going to happen , but willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . ` it's just a kids ' flick ` it's painful to watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama ` it's painful to watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama . ` it's painful to watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama . ' ` just letting the mountain tell you what to do ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks ` ke Burstein ` laugh therapy ' ` laughing ` life affirming ' ` love thyself ' ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey ` naturalistic ' rather than ` naturalistic ' rather than carefully lit and set up ` nature ' loves the members of the upper class almost as much as they love themselves . ` perfection ` post-feminist ' romantic comedy that takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women ` realistic ' ` refreshing ` ron seal the deal ` science fiction ' takes advantage of the fact that its intended audience hasn't yet had much science ` spectacular spectacle ` stoked ` terrible filmmaking ' ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , and ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , and it's now coming true ' bad ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like , ' I once had a nightmare like this , and it's now coming true ' bad . ` terrorists ` they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore ` this is a story without surprises ` time waster ' ` top of the world ' ` triumph ' ` true story ' ` uplifting ' ` urban comedy ' ` what's the russian word for wow ! ` what's the russian word for wow ! ? ` what's the russian word for wow ! ? ' ` what you don't see ' is much more terrifying than what you do ` wow ' factor ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny `` ( Hopkins ) doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . `` ... something appears to have been lost in the translation this time `` ... something appears to have been lost in the translation this time . `` 13 Conversations About One Thing '' is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling . `` A '' range `` Abandon '' `` Abandon '' will leave you wanting to abandon the theater . `` Analyze That '' is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original . `` Austin Powers in Goldmember '' has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end . `` Auto Focus '' works as an unusual biopic and document of male swingers in the Playboy era `` B + `` Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company `` Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company , `` Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company , '' `` Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company , '' and `` Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company , '' and I don't mean that in a good way `` Bad '' is the operative word for `` Bad Company , '' and I don't mean that in a good way . `` Ballistic : Ecks vs. Sever '' seems as safe as a children's film . `` Barbershop '' is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story . `` Based on True Events , '' a convolution of language that suggests it `` Based on True Events , '' a convolution of language that suggests it's impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story '' with a straight face . `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses `` Besotted '' is misbegotten `` Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik `` Birthday Girl '' is an actor's movie first and foremost . `` Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings `` Bowling for Columbine '' remains a disquieting and thought-provoking film ... `` Brown Sugar '' admirably aspires to be more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film . `` Catch Me '' feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark . `` Cherish '' certainly isn't dull . `` Cremaster 3 '' should come with the warning `` For serious film buffs only ! '' `` Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . `` Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years `` Ecks vs. Sever '' or `` xXx '' `` Elling '' manages to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases `` Empire '' lacks in depth `` Extreme Ops '' exceeds expectations . `` Extreme Ops '' was obviously made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . `` Far From Heaven '' `` Far From Heaven '' is a masterpiece . `` Feardotcom '' has the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel `` Feardotcom '' has the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel , `` Feardotcom '' has the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel , but `` Feardotcom '' has the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel , but it simply becomes a routine shocker `` Frailty '' has been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit ! '' `` Frailty '' offers chills much like those that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies . `` Frailty '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story , but it turns out to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme `` Frailty '' starts out like a typical Bible killer story , but it turns out to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme . `` Freaky Friday , '' it's not . `` Gangs '' is never lethargic `` Goddammit `` Home Movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time . `` How will you feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering ? '' `` Interview '' loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into . `` Looking For Leonard '' just seems to kinda sit in neutral , hoping for a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something . `` Minority Report '' astounds . `` Moonlight Mile '' rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing `` Mr. Deeds '' is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought . `` Never Again '' `` Never Again '' worthwhile `` New Best Friend '' `` Nicholas Nickleby '' is a perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year . `` One look at a girl in tight pants and big tits and you turn stupid ? '' `` Orange County '' `` Orange County '' is a refreshing change `` Orange County '' is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . `` Pretty Woman '' wanted to be `` Project Greenlight '' winner `` Real Women Have Curves '' is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams . `` Red Dragon '' is entertaining . `` Red Dragon '' never cuts corners . `` Rollerball '' 2002 may go down in cinema history as the only movie ever in which the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. `` SNL '' has-been `` Sade '' covers the same period as Kaufmann's `` Quills '' with more unsettlingly realistic results . `` Serving Sara '' hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance `` Simone '' is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality . `` Solaris '' is a shapeless inconsequential move relying on the viewer to do most of the work . `` Sorority Boys '' was funnier `` Sorority Boys '' was funnier , `` Sorority Boys '' was funnier , and that movie was pretty bad `` Sorority Boys '' was funnier , and that movie was pretty bad . `` Spider-Man '' certainly `` Spider-Man '' certainly delivers the goods `` Spider-man is better than any summer blockbuster we had to endure last summer , and hopefully , sets the tone for a summer of good stuff . `` Sweet Home Alabama '' is what it is -- a nice , harmless date film ... `` The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker . `` The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys '' has flaws `` The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys '' has flaws , `` The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys '' has flaws , but `` The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys '' has flaws , but it also has humor and heart and very talented young actors `` The Good Girl '' a film worth watching `` The best Disney movie `` The best Disney movie since the Lion King '' `` White Oleander , '' the movie , is akin to a Reader's Digest condensed version of the source material . `` ambitious failure `` appalling '' `` big twists '' `` crazy '' `` gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time `` hi '' `` horrible '' and `` terrible `` if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome `` interesting '' `` men in a sardine can '' warped `` radical '' or `` suck '' `` serious issues '' `` shock humor '' `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section `` suck '' `` superior '' `` terrible `` the road paved with good intentions leads to the video store '' `` un-bear-able '' project `` unfilmable '' novels `` wild ride '' a $ 40 million version of a game a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer a '' Big Chill '' reunion of the Baader-Meinhof Gang , only these guys are more harmless pranksters than political activists a '' Friday '' worth waiting for a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies a 10-course banquet a 100-year old mystery that is constantly being interrupted by Elizabeth Hurley in a bathing suit a 12-Step Program a 15-year-old boy a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman a 1986 Harlem that doesn't look much like anywhere in New York a 20-car pileup a 2002 audience a 60-second homage a 65th class reunion mixer a 76-minute commercial a 90-minute , four-star a 90-minute , four-star movie a 90-minute , four-star movie . a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long a 95-minute commercial a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties a B-movie revenge a Barrie good time a Bolly-Holly masala mess a Bond movie is quite like calling a dog stupid a Brazil-like , hyper-real satire a British cast a British flick gleefully unconcerned with plausibility , yet just as determined to entertain you a Chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion a Christmas perennial a Christmas perennial . Coal a City of ruins a Communion wafer a Communion wafer without the wine a Copenhagen neighborhood coping with the befuddling complications life a David and Goliath a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out a Dickensian hero a Disney pic a Down video a Farrelly Brothers-style , down-and-dirty laugher a Funeral a Funeral '' fun a Golden Book sprung to life a Good Will Hunting trilogy that was never planned a Hallmark Hall of Fame a Harrison Ford low a Hartley fan a Hollywood film a Hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something a Jackie Chan movie a James Bond series a James Bond series for kids a Japan bustling a Jerry Bruckheimer flick any day of the week a Kiss a Kiss seem minty fresh a Kiss wants desperately to come off as a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people . a Kiss wants desperately to come off as a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people . But a Kiss wants desperately to come off as a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people . But it is set in a world that is very , very far from the one most of us a Lifetime special -- pleasant , sweet and forgettable a Lifetime-channel kind of plot a Lifetime-channel kind of plot and a Lifetime-channel kind of plot and a lead actress who is out of her depth a Luis Buñuel film a Lynch-like vision a Mexican soap opera a Mobius strip a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that a Native American a Pandora's Box of special effects that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest a Pasolini film without passion or politics a Puritanical brand of Christianity a Reader's Digest condensed version a Saturday night a Scrooge or two a Seven rip-off a Shakespearean tragedy a Southern Gothic with the emotional arc of its raw blues soundtrack a Spielberg trademark a TV episode rather than a documentary a Tarantino movie with heart a Triumph a Triumph , however , it is not a Triumph , however , it is not . a VH1 Behind the Music special that has something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation a Vietnamese-born youngster who eagerly and easily assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee a Wal-Mart budget a Wonderful Life marathons a Wonderful Life marathons and bored a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . a Xerox machine a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc . Reyes ' word processor a \*\* holes a ` B ' for boring a ` b ' for boring a ` bad ' police shooting a ` direct-to-video ' release a ` guy's film ' in the worst sense of the expression . a `` Friday '' worth waiting for a `` SNL '' has-been a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni a `` true story '' a backbone a backseat in his own film a bad a bad , bad , bad movie a bad , embarrassing movie a bad Clive Barker movie a bad blend a bad blend of an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of Love Story a bad case of arrested development a bad day a bad film a bad high school production a bad high school production of Grease a bad idea a bad idea from frame one a bad imitation a bad improvisation exercise a bad improvisation exercise , a bad improvisation exercise , the superficially written characters ramble on tediously about their lives , loves and the art a bad joke a bad joke at that a bad journey a bad journey at all a bad journey at all . a bad mannered , ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* a bad movie a bad movie , a bad movie , just mediocre a bad movie appearing on behalf of a good cause a bad name a bad odor a bad one a bad plot a bad premise a bad premise , a bad premise , just a bad premise , just a bad movie a bad rock concert a bad run a bad run in the market or a costly divorce a bad sign a bad sign in a thriller when you instantly know whodunit a bad sign when directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack a bad sign when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over a bad sitcom a bad slasher a bad slasher flick a bad soap opera a bad taste a bad taste , a bad taste , not only because of its bad-luck timing a bad taste , not only because of its bad-luck timing , a bad taste , not only because of its bad-luck timing , but also a bad taste , not only because of its bad-luck timing , but also the staleness of its script a bad taste in your mouth and questions a bad thing a bad thing when a movie has about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel a bad way a bad-movie way a badge of honor a badly edited , 91-minute trailer a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) a badly handled screenplay a badly handled screenplay of what is really an amusing concept -- a high-tech tux that transforms its wearer into a superman a baffling casual approach a balanced film a balding 50-year-old actor playing an innocent boy carved from a log a banal script a banal spiritual quest a bang-up a bang-up job a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds a barely adequate babysitter a barely adequate babysitter for older kids a barely tolerable slog over well-trod ground a barf bag a bargain-basement a bargain-basement European pickup a basic , credible compassion a basketball game a basketball game for money a batch of appealing characters a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny a battle of witlessness between a not-so-bright mother and daughter and an even less capable trio of criminals a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny a beaut a beautiful , aching sadness a beautiful , aching sadness to it all a beautiful , aching sadness to it all . Paul Cox needed to show it . a beautiful canvas a beautiful city a beautiful city viewed through the eyes of a character who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive a beautiful film a beautiful film , a beautiful film , full of elaborate and twisted characters a beautiful film for people who like their romances to have that French realism a beautiful film to watch a beautiful food entrée a beautiful food entrée that isn't heated properly , so that it ends up a bit cold and relatively flavorless a beautiful madness a beautifully a beautifully accomplished lyrical meditation a beautifully accomplished lyrical meditation on a bunch of despondent and vulnerable characters living in the renown Chelsea Hotel a beautifully shot , but ultimately flawed film about growing up in Japan a beautifully sung holiday carol a beauty to behold a been-there a been-there , a been-there , done-that sameness a beer with but they're simply not funny performers a beguiling freshness a believable mother\/daughter pair a benefit concert a besotted and obvious drama a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new a best a best selling a best selling novel a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda a best-foreign-film Oscar a best-selling writer a best-selling writer of self-help books who can't help herself a better celebration a better celebration of these unfairly dismissed heroes would be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated . a better film a better film than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth a better lot a better movie a better movie experience a better movie than what Bailly manages to deliver a better person a better satiric target a better script a better short story a better thriller a better vehicle a bewildering sense a bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining a bid to hold our attention a big , baggy , sprawling carnival a big , baggy , sprawling carnival of a movie , stretching out before us with little rhyme or reason a big , baggy , sprawling carnival of a movie , stretching out before us with little rhyme or reason . a big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film a big , comforting jar a big , comforting jar of Marmite a big , gorgeous , mind-blowing , breath-taking mess a big , juicy role a big , tender hug a big box of consolation candy a big corner office in Hell a big deal , indeed a big deal , indeed -- a big deal , indeed -- at least the third-best , and maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI a big deal , indeed -- at least the third-best , and maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI : a big deal , indeed -- at least the third-best , and maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country a big heart a big letdown a big mess a big middle-fingered a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta a big middle-fingered `` a big middle-fingered `` shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta a big musical number like ` Praise the Lord , He's the God of Second Chances ' a big part a big part of why we go to the movies a big splash a big time stinker a big tub a big-budget , a big-budget , after-school special a bigger , more complicated story a bigger , more complicated story , one that never materializes a bigger-name cast a bilingual charmer a bilingual charmer , a bilingual charmer , just like the woman who inspired it a bit anachronistic a bit anachronistic . a bit cold and a bit cold and relatively flavorless a bit disappointing a bit disjointed a bit draggy at times a bit exploitative a bit exploitative but also nicely done a bit exploitative but also nicely done , a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart a bit heavy handed with his message at times a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing a bit melodramatic and even a little dated a bit of a cheat in the end a bit of a patchwork in script and production a bit of a phony relationship a bit of heart a bit of heart and unsettling subject matter a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him a bit of thematic meat on the bones of Queen of the Damned a bit of yourself a bit of yourself in her unfinished story a bit on the skinny side a bit repetitive a bit smug a bit smug and a bit smug and repetitive a bit tedious a bit too enigmatic a bit too enigmatic and a bit too enigmatic and overly ambitious to be fully successful a bit too long a bit too long to find its rhythm a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . a biting satire a biting satire that has no teeth a bitter pill a bitter taste a bittersweet and lyrical mix a bittersweet and lyrical mix of elements a bizarre curiosity memorable a black comedy , a black hole a black hole of dullness a black man getting humiliated by a pack of dogs who are smarter than him a bland a bland , pretentious mess . a bland , surfacey way a bland , surfacey way that doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people a bland murder-on-campus a bland murder-on-campus yawner . a blandly cinematic surgical examination a blandly cinematic surgical examination of what makes a joke a joke a blast a blast of adrenalin a blast of educational energy a blast of educational energy , as bouncy animation and catchy songs escort you through the entire 85 minutes a blast of shallow magnificence a blast of shallow magnificence that only sex , scandal , and a chorus line of dangerous damsels can deliver a blind man directing a film a blinding embarrassment a blip a bloated a bloated plot a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . a bloody mess . a blown-out vein a blue-chip cast and a provocative title a blur of dead ends and distracting camera work a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter a bold biographical fantasia a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist with a bright future a bolly-holly masala mess a bomb a bona-fide master a bona-fide master , a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them a bonus a bonus feature a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' a bore a bored Cage a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet a boring , pretentious waste a boring , pretentious waste of nearly two hours a boring , sad man a boring , sad man being boring and sad a boring man a boring man , a boring movie a boring parade a boring parade of talking heads and technical gibberish that will do little to advance the Linux cause a boring parade of talking heads and technical gibberish that will do little to advance the Linux cause . a bottom-feeder a bottom-feeder sequel a bottom-feeder sequel in the Escape From New York series a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series a bow-wow a bowser a bracing truth that's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood a brainless flibbertigibbet a brave attempt to tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds a bravura lead performance a bravura lead performance by Bruce Campbell that doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it a bravura performance a brazenly misguided project a breadth of vision a breadth of vision and a breadth of vision and an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world a breakthrough a breakthrough in filmmaking a breath a breath of fresh air a breath of fresh air now and then a breath of the fresh air of true sophistication a breath of the fresh air of true sophistication . a breathtakingly assured and stylish work a breathtakingly assured and stylish work of spare dialogue and acute expressiveness a brief amount a brief amount of time a brief era of insanity a brief shooting star of love a bright , chipper style a bright , chipper style that keeps things moving , while never quite managing to connect her wish-fulfilling characters to the human race a bright , light modern day family parable a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see a bright future a bright future ahead of him a bright sheen a bright sheen . a bright sheen . Some , like Ballistic , arrive stillborn a brilliant a brilliant , a brilliant , absurd a brilliant , absurd collection a brilliant , absurd collection of vignettes that , in their own idiosyncratic way , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium a brilliant , absurd collection of vignettes that , in their own idiosyncratic way , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium . a brilliant , honest a brilliant , honest performance a brilliant , honest performance by Nicholson a brilliant , honest performance by nicholson a brilliant college student a brilliant college student -- a brilliant college student -- where's Pauly Shore as the rocket scientist ? a brilliant director a brilliant director and a brilliant director and charismatic star a brilliant motion picture a brilliant movie a brilliant movie . a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity a brilliant piece a brilliant piece of filmmaking a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience a brisk , amusing a brisk , amusing pace a brisk pace as it races a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . However , it lacks grandeur a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . However , it lacks grandeur and a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . However , it lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts a brutal 90-minute battle sequence a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 a buddy movie a budget affair that exposes the generally sad existence of the Bedouins while providing a precious twinkle of insight into their lives a buggy drag a bump on the head a bumper a bumpy but satisfying journey a bumpy but satisfying journey of the heart a bunch of Allied soldiers went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . a bunch of Allied soldiers went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . But here's a movie about it anyway a bunch of other , better movies slapped together . a bunch of pompous windbags a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours a bunch of strung-together TV episodes a bunch of talented thesps a bunch of talented thesps slumming it a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing a buoyant , darkly funny dance a buoyant , expressive flow a buoyant , expressive flow of images a buoyant delivery a bus wreck a by-the-numbers patient\/doctor pic a cacophony of pretentious , meaningless prattle a caffeinated , sloppy brilliance a caffeinated , sloppy brilliance , a cage with her ape a calculating fiend a calculating fiend or a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter a calm , self-assured portrait a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good a can of 2-day old Coke a canny crowd pleaser a canny crowd pleaser , a canny crowd pleaser , and a canny crowd pleaser , and The Last Kiss a canny crowd pleaser , and The Last Kiss ... a canny crowd pleaser , and The Last Kiss ... provides more than enough sentimental catharsis for a satisfying evening at the multiplex a capable thriller a caper that's neither original nor terribly funny a captivating drama a captivating drama that will speak to the nonconformist in us all a career-defining revelation a carefully balanced scenario a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair a cartoon monster a case of ` Sacre bleu ! ' than ` Magnifique ' a case of masochism and an hour and a half a case of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe a case of two actors who do everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior a case study that exists apart from all the movie's political ramifications a cassette a cast of A-list Brit actors a cast of competent performers from movies , television and the theater a cast of competent performers from movies , television and the theater are cast adrift in various New York City locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style . a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters a cast that includes some of the top actors working in independent film a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) a casual intelligence a casual intelligence that permeates the script a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight a catastrophic collision a catastrophic collision of tastelessness and gall a category called Best Bad Film You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful But Wasn't a celebrated wonder a celebrated wonder in the spotlight a celebration a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal a celebration of living a celebration of living , and a sobering rumination a cellular phone commercial a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about a century and a half ago a certain ambition a certain charm a certain charm about the film that makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit a certain degree of wit and dignity a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected a certain part of a man's body a certain poignancy a certain robustness a certain robustness to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work a certain style and wit a certain style and wit to the dialogue a certain timeless quality a cesspool a chafing inner loneliness and desperate grandiosity a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note a champion a chance to learn , to grow , to travel a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions a change in ( herzog's ) personal policy a change in expression a changing world a character faced with the possibility that her life is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance . a character in the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged , not a moment that is not false a character who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive a character worth caring about a character worth giving a damn about a charge of genuine excitement a charismatic charmer a charismatic charmer likely to seduce and conquer a charm a charm that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout a charmer a charming , funny and beautifully crafted import a charming and evoking little ditty a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics a charming and often affecting a charming and often affecting journey a charming triumph where its intended under-12 audience is concerned a chase flick that detracts from its ending a cheap a cheap , ludicrous attempt a cheap , ludicrous attempt at serious horror a cheap , ludicrous attempt at serious horror . a cheap cliché a cheap knockoff a cheap scam a cheap scam put together by some cynical creeps at revolution studios and imagine entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life a cheap scam put together by some cynical creeps at revolution studios and imagine entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life . a cheap slasher flick a cheap thriller a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a cheat in the end a cheerfully inconsequential diversion a cheerfully inconsequential diversion . a chemistry and comfort level a chemistry and comfort level that's both saucy and endearing a child's interest and a child's interest and an adult's patience a child's pain a child suffer a child with an important message to tell a children's film in the truest sense a children's movie than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts a children's party clown a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped a china shop , a provocateur crashing into ideas and special-interest groups as he slaps together his own brand of liberalism a chocolate a choice that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film a choke leash a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes a choppy , surface-effect feeling a choppy , surface-effect feeling to the whole enterprise a choppy ending a chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead a chorus line a chuckle a cinema classic a cinematic car wreck , a cinematic corpse a cinematic disaster a cinematic disaster so inadvertently sidesplitting it a cinematic disaster so inadvertently sidesplitting it's worth the price of admission for the ridicule factor alone . a cinematic fluidity and sense a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence that makes it work more than it probably should a cinematic gymnast a cinematic gymnast having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it a cinematic milestone a cinematic poem a cinematic postcard a cinematic postcard that's superficial and unrealized a cinematic touchstone a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage a cinephile's feast , a cinephile's feast , an invitation to countless interpretations a clarity of purpose and even-handedness a clash a clashing mother\/daughter relationship a class by itself a class with Spike Lee's masterful a class with that of Wilde a classic a classic genre a classic low-budget film noir movie a classic mother\/daughter struggle a classic mother\/daughter struggle in recycled paper with a shiny new bow a classic movie franchise a classic spy-action or buddy movie a classic story a classic text a classic text since Roland Joffé and Demi Moore a classic theater piece a classic whose witty dialogue a classic whose witty dialogue is treated with a baffling casual approach a classical actress a classical dramatic animated feature a classical dramatic animated feature , a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one . a classy dinner soiree a clean , kid-friendly outing a clear point a clear sense of purpose a clear-eyed a clear-eyed chronicle a clear-eyed chronicle of a female friendship that is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film a clear-eyed portrait a clear-eyed portrait of an intensely lived time , filled with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties a clear-eyed take on the economics of dealing and the pathology of ghetto fabulousness a clearer , more memorable a clearer view a clearer view of how the gears of justice grind on and the death report comes to share airtime alongside the farm report a clever a clever , charming tale a clever adaptation a clever and captivating romantic comedy a clever and captivating romantic comedy with a welcome pinch of tartness a clever and cutting , quick and dirty look a clever and cutting , quick and dirty look at modern living and movie life a clever exercise a clever exercise in neo-Hitchcockianism a clever gimmick a clever pseudo-bio a clever pseudo-bio that manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life a clever thriller with enough unexpected twists to keep our interest a clich a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller a cliché a cliché left a cliché left unsaid a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club a climactic hero's a climax a cloak of unsentimental , straightforward text a close look at people they don't really want to know a clunker a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase , a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase , interrupted by a middling car chase a clunker nonetheless a clunky TV-movie approach to detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated Irish playwright , poet and drinker a clunky tv-movie a clunky tv-movie approach a clunky tv-movie approach to detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation a cockamamie tone a cockamamie tone poem a cockamamie tone poem pitched precipitously between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe a cockamamie tone poem pitched precipitously between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe ... a cockamamie tone poem pitched precipitously between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe ... the most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic romantic comedy in cinema history a cockamamie tone poem pitched precipitously between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe ... the most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic romantic comedy in cinema history . a cocky a cocky , a cocky , after-hours a cocky , after-hours loopiness a coherent , believable story a coherent rhythm a coherent rhythm going a coherent whole a cohesive story a cold , bliss-less work a cold , bliss-less work that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves a cold , calculated exercise a cold blanket a cold movie a cold-hearted curmudgeon for not being able to enjoy a mindless action movie a collection of wrenching cases is Corcuera's attention to detail . a collective heart attack a collectively stellar performance a college comedy that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school a college keg party a collision a column of words can not adequately describe co-writer\/director Peter Jackson's expanded vision of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth a coma a coma-like state a comedian who starts off promisingly but then proceeds to flop a comedic context a comedic moment a comedic moment in this romantic comedy a comedy , a romance a comedy , a romance , a comedy , a romance , a fairy tale a comedy , a romance , a fairy tale , a comedy , both gentle and biting a comedy ? A drama ? A romance ? a comedy as I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material a comedy full of gentle humor that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight a comedy of a premise a comedy that's not very funny a comedy that's not very funny and a comedy that's not very funny and an action movie that is not very thrilling ( and an uneasy alliance , at that ) a comedy that swings and jostles to the rhythms of life a comedy that swings and jostles to the rhythms of life . a comedy to start a reaction a comedy with more laughs a comedy with more laughs than many , no question . a comic book with soul a comic fan a comically adept ensemble a comically dismal social realism with a farcically bawdy fantasy of redemption and regeneration a coming-of-age story and a coming-of-age story and cautionary parable a coming-of-age story and cautionary parable , but also a perfectly rendered period piece a coming-of-age story with a twist a coming-of-age story with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images a commanding screen presence a commentary a commentary about our knowledge of films a commercial yet inventive filmmaker a commodified , sold-out concept a commodified , sold-out concept on the American filmmaking scene a commodified , sold-out concept on the american filmmaking scene a community striving to anchor itself in new grounds a community theater production a community-college advertisement a companionable couple a company of strictly A-list players a compelling a compelling and horrifying story a compelling argument about death a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation a compelling investigation a compelling investigation of faith versus intellect a compelling journey a compelling journey ... a compelling journey ... and a compelling journey ... and '' a compelling journey ... and '' His Best Friend Remembers a compelling journey ... and '' His Best Friend Remembers '' a compelling journey ... and '' His Best Friend Remembers '' is up there with the finest of specials . a compelling journey ... and `` a compelling journey ... and `` His Best Friend Remembers a compelling journey ... and `` His Best Friend Remembers '' a compelling look a compelling look at a young woman's tragic odyssey a compelling or comprehensible narrative a compelling piece a compelling piece that demonstrates just how well children can be trained to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish a compelling plot a compelling portrait a compelling quest a compelling quest for truth a compelling single feature a compelling slice a compelling slice of awkward emotions a compelling story a compelling story to tell a competent , unpretentious a competent , unpretentious entertainment a competent , unpretentious entertainment destined to fill the after-school slot at shopping mall theaters across the country a competent enough filmmaker a complete failure a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . a complete mess a complete moron a complete shambles a complete shambles of a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant that I can't believe any viewer , young or old , a complete shambles of a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant that I can't believe any viewer , young or old , would have a good time here . a complete wash a complete wash ( no pun intended ) , a complete waste a complete waste of time a completely crass and forgettable movie a completely honest , open-hearted a completely honest , open-hearted film a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it a completely numbing experience a complex story a complex web a complicated hero a complicated hero who is a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings a compliment a compliment to Kuras a compliment to Kuras and a computer-generated cold fish a con artist and a concept doofus a condition only the old are privy to a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! a confidence a confident , richly acted , emotionally devastating piece a confident , richly acted , emotionally devastating piece of work and 2002's first great film a conflicted soldier a confused mediocrity a confusing drudgery . a confusing melange a confusing melange of tones and styles , a confusing melange of tones and styles , one moment a romantic trifle a confusing melange of tones and styles , one moment a romantic trifle and the next a turgid drama a confusing sudden finale a connoisseur of psychological horror a consistent embracing humanity a consistent tone a consummate actor a consummate actor incapable of being boring a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . a continuing and deeply satisfying awareness of the best movies as monumental ` picture shows a contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play a contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence a convenient conveyor belt of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination a conventional thriller evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters a conversation starter a convict guilty a convincing brogue a convincing case a convincing case for the relevance of these two 20th-century footnotes a convincing case that one woman's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness a convincing impersonation a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely a convincing one a convolution a convolution of language that suggests it a cookie-cutter movie a cookie-cutter movie , a cookie-cutter movie , a cut-and-paste job a cool event a cool event for the whole family a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic , a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic , but a cool event for the whole family . Maybe not a classic , but a movie the kids will want to see over and over again a cop-out a cop-out . What happens to John Q ? a copout a copy of a copy a copy of a copy of a copy a core a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas a corn dog a corny examination a corny examination of a young actress trying to find her way a country skunk a couple hours of summertime a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original a couple of aborted attempts a couple of burnt-out cylinders a couple of good performances a couple of great actors hamming it up a couple of mediocre TV-movie a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay a couple of screen-eating dominatrixes like Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon at their raunchy best a couple of things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall a couple of things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall a courageous Scottish lady a courtroom trial great fun a cousin to blade runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series a cozy or ingratiating a cozy or ingratiating work a crack ensemble a crack ensemble cast , bringing screenwriter Tony Gayton's narcotics noir to life a crash course a crash course in movie mythology a crazy work of disturbed genius a crazy work of disturbed genius or a crazy work of disturbed genius or merely 90 minutes of post-adolescent Electra rebellion a creaky '' Pretty Woman '' a creaky '' Pretty Woman '' retread a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought a creative sequel a creative urge a credible account of a puzzling real-life happening a credible case a credible case for reports a creepy and dead-on performance a creepy feeling a crescendo a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime a critical and commercial disaster a crock a crock -- a crock -- or something like it a cross a cross between Boys Don't Cry , Deliverance , and Ode to Billy Joe - lies somewhere in the story of Matthew Shepard , but that film is yet to be made a crowd-pleaser a crowd-pleaser , a crowd-pleaser , but then a crowd-pleaser , but then , a crowd-pleaser , but then , so a crowdpleaser a crowdpleaser as a crucial third act miscalculation a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron a cruel deception a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy a cruel reminder a cruel reminder of the fate of hundreds of thousands of Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy a cruel story a cruelly funny twist a cruelly funny twist on teen comedy a cruelly funny twist on teen comedy packed with inventive cinematic tricks and an ironically killer soundtrack a cruelly hilarious vein a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy in the situation with his cast of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach a crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy a crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy that refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one a crusty treatment a crusty treatment of a clever gimmick a crystalline point a cult classic a cult favorite a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation a curious a curious sick poetry , a curiously stylized , quasi-Shakespearean portrait of pure misogynist evil a customarily jovial air a cut above the norm a cut above the norm , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting a cut above the rest a cut-and-paste a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history a cute alien creature a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around a cute and sometimes side-splittingly funny blend a cute and sometimes side-splittingly funny blend of Legally Blonde and Drop Dead Gorgeous a cute and sometimes side-splittingly funny blend of Legally Blonde and Drop Dead Gorgeous , starring Piper Perabo in what could be her breakthrough role . a cute partnership a cute partnership in I Spy a cutesy romantic a cutesy romantic tale a cutesy romantic tale with a twist a cutesy romantic tale with a twist . a cutting Hollywood satire a dangerously seductive performance a daring if overlong examination a daring work a daring work of genius a daringly preposterous thesis a dark , gritty , sometimes funny little gem a dark mood that makes the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy a dark pit a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema a dark room with something cool a dash of the avant-garde fused with their humor a dashing and resourceful hero a dashing and resourceful hero ; a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a story a date a date movie a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) a day at the beach a day at the beach -- with air conditioning and popcorn a daytime television serial a dazed and enervated , drenched-in-the - past a dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder a dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder of what ( Evans ) had , lost , and got back a dazzling conceptual feat a dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut a dead man a dead-end existence a deadly bore a deadpan suspense a deafening score a dearth a dearth of vitality a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected a decent a decent TV outing a decent ` intro ' documentary a decent attempt a decent children's a decent children's movie a decent draft in the auditorium might blow it off the screen a decent endeavor a decent full-on space battle a decent glimpse a decent glimpse into a time period , a decent glimpse into a time period , and a decent moral trying to get out a decent popcorn a decent popcorn adventure a decent sense of humor and plenty a decent sense of humor and plenty of things that go boom a decent-enough a decent-enough nail-biter a decent-enough nail-biter that stands a good chance of being the big hit franklin a decent-enough nail-biter that stands a good chance of being the big hit franklin needs to stay afloat in hollywood a decent-enough nail-biter that stands a good chance of being the big hit franklin needs to stay afloat in hollywood . a deceptively casual ode a deceptively simple premise a decomposition a decomposition of healthy eccentric inspiration and ambition a decomposition of healthy eccentric inspiration and ambition -- wearing a cloak of unsentimental , straightforward text -- a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism a deep bow a deep vein of sadness a deeper , more direct connection a deeper , more direct connection between these women a deeper story a deeply humanistic artist a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic a deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese a deeply serious movie a deeply serious movie that cares passionately about its subject , but too often becomes ponderous in its teaching of history , or lost in the intricate connections and multiple timelines of its story a deeply unpleasant experience a defiantly retro chord a deficit a deficit of flim-flam a definitely distinctive screen presence a definitive account a definitive account of Eisenstein's life a definitive counter-cultural document a deft pace master a deft pace master and stylist a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast a deftly wrought suspense yarn a degree of affection rather than a degree of affection rather than revulsion a degree of randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing a deliberately unsteady mixture of stylistic elements a delicate , surgical touch a delicate ambiguity a delicate balance a delicate balance of romantic innocence and philosophical depth a delicately crafted film a delicious crime drama a delicious crime drama on par a delicious crime drama on par with the slickest of Mamet a delicious crime drama on par with the slickest of Mamet . a delight a delightful , well-crafted family film a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score a delightful blend a delightful blend of sweet romance a delightful comedy a delightful comedy centering on food a delightful lark a delightful lark for history buffs a delightful romantic comedy a delightful romantic comedy with plenty a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite . a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite . It's far from a frothy piece a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite . It's far from a frothy piece , a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite . It's far from a frothy piece , and a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite . It's far from a frothy piece , and the characters are complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones a delightful romantic comedy with plenty of bite . It's far from a frothy piece , and the characters are complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones . a delightfully dour a delightfully dour , a delightfully dour , deadpan tone a delightfully dour , deadpan tone and stylistic consistency a delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling a delightfully unpredictable , hilarious comedy a delightfully unpredictable , hilarious comedy with wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender a delightfully unpredictable , hilarious comedy with wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender labels . a demented a demented kitsch a demented kitsch mess a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) a dentist's waiting room a dentist drill a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past a dependable concept a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry a depressing experience a depressing story a depressing story that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary a derivative collection of horror and sci-fi cliches a deserved co-winner a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival a desperate miscalculation a detailed historical document a detailed historical document , a detailed historical document , but an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture a detailed personal portrait a determined woman's courage to find her husband in a war zone a detriment a devastating comic impersonation a devilishly witty script a devilishly witty script by Heather McGowan and Niels Mueller a didactic and dull a didactic and dull documentary a didactic and dull documentary glorifying a didactic and dull documentary glorifying software a didactic and dull documentary glorifying software anarchy a didactic and dull documentary glorifying software anarchy . a different kind of time traveler a difficult film to shake from your conscience when night falls a difficult shoot a difficult time a difficult time shaking its Blair Witch Project real-time roots a difficult time shaking its blair witch project real-time roots a difficult-to-swallow setting a dim a dim-witted a dim-witted pairing a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish a dime a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers a direct hit a director I admire a director beginning to resemble someone's crazy French grandfather a director enjoying himself immensely a director so self-possessed a director to watch a director who understands how to create and sustain a mood a dirty , tasteless feel a dirty old man a disappointingly thin slice a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title ... a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title ... amounts to surprisingly little a disappointment a disappointment is the superficial way it deals with its story . a disaster a disaster of a story a disaster of a story , a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film a disastrous ending a discreet moan a disjointed , substandard fashion a disjointed , substandard fashion from one a disquieting and thought-provoking film a disreputable air a disreputable air about the whole thing a diss a diss . Consider it ` perfection a disservice a distinct flair a distinct flair . a distinct rarity a distinct rarity , and a distinct rarity , and an event a distinctive blend a distinctive blend of European , American and Asian influences a distinctly musty odour a distinctly musty odour , a distinctly musty odour , its expiry date long gone a distinguished and distinctive effort a distinguished and distinctive effort by a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them a distinguished film legacy a disturbing ` Great White Hope ' undertone a disturbing disregard a disturbing story about sociopaths and their marks a diverting -- if predictable -- adventure suitable for a matinee a diverting enough hour-and-a-half for the family audience a divine monument a divine monument to a single man's struggle to regain his life , his dignity and his music a dizzying , volatile , pressure-cooker a dizzying , volatile , pressure-cooker of a situation that quickly snowballs out of control , while focusing on the what much more than the why a doctor's office , emergency room , hospital bed or insurance company office a document of what it felt like to be a New Yorker -- or , really , to be a human being -- in the weeks after 9\/11 a documentary -- just a documentary -- just not this one a documentary and more propaganda a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic a documentary that works a documentary to disregard available bias a dog stupid a domestic unit finding their way to joy a doubt a downer and a downer and a little a downward narcotized spiral a drag a drag how Nettelbeck sees working women -- or at least this working woman -- for whom she shows little understanding a drama so clumsy a dramatic actor -- just not in this movie a dramatic slap a drawling , slobbering , lovable run-on sentence a drawling , slobbering , lovable run-on sentence of a film , a Southern Gothic with the emotional arc of its raw blues soundtrack a dream a dream image a dream image of the West to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle a dream image of the west to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle a dream is a wish your heart makes a dreary a dreary , humorless soap opera a dreary indulgence a dreary indulgence . a dreary tract a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings a droll sense a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination a dualistic battle between good and evil a dud a dud -- a dud -- a romantic comedy that's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny a dull a dull , a dull , costumey feel a dull , dour documentary a dull , dour documentary on what ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject a dull , pretentious a dull , pretentious version a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son a dull , ridiculous attempt a dull , ridiculous attempt at heart-tugging a dull girl a dull girl , a dull girl , that's all a dull moment a dullard a dumb , distracted audience a dumb , fun , curiously adolescent movie a dumb , fun , curiously adolescent movie this a dumb action movie a dumb comedy a dungpile a durable part a duty of art to reflect life a dysfunctional parent-child relationship a fabric of complex ideas a fabric of complex ideas here , a fabric of complex ideas here , and a fabric of complex ideas here , and feelings that profoundly deepen them a fact which , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , seems inconceivable a fad that had long since vanished a failure a failure as straight drama a failure at life a failure of storytelling a fair amount of B-movie excitement a fair amount of intelligence and wit a fair bit a fair bit of vampire fun a fair share a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick a fairly disposable yet still entertaining B a fairly disposable yet still entertaining B picture a fairly disposable yet still entertaining B picture . a fairly disposable yet still entertaining b picture a fairly effective one at that a fairly impressive debut a fairly impressive debut from the director , Charles Stone III a fairly inexperienced filmmaker a fairly irresistible package a fairly irresistible package full of privileged moments and memorable performances a fairly revealing study a fairly revealing study of its two main characters a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably a fairly slow paced a fairly slow paced , a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development a fairly terrible movie a fairly terrible movie ... a fairly weak retooling a fairy tale a fairy tale that comes from a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor a fairy tale that comes from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor a fall a familiar anti-feminist equation ( career - kids = misery ) a familiar anti-feminist equation ( career - kids = misery ) in tiresome romantic-comedy duds a familiar road with a few twists a familiar story , but one that is presented with great sympathy and intelligence a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation a family-oriented non-Disney film a family-oriented non-Disney film that is actually funny without hitting below the belt a fan a fan of the genre a fan of the phrase ` life affirming ' because it usually means ` schmaltzy a fan of the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . a fanciful film a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people a fanciful motion picture a fantastic dual performance a fantastic dual performance from Ian Holm a fantastic movie a far bigger , far more meaningful story a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one a far cry from either the book or the beloved film a far more thoughtful film a far more thoughtful film than any slice of Hugh Grant whimsy a fascinating a fascinating , albeit depressing view a fascinating , albeit depressing view of Iranian rural life close to the Iraqi border a fascinating , compelling story a fascinating , intelligent manner a fascinating , riveting story a fascinating arc a fascinating arc from hope and euphoria a fascinating character a fascinating character's a fascinating character's story a fascinating character study a fascinating character study with laughs a fascinating curiosity piece a fascinating curiosity piece -- a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , for about ten minutes a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , for about ten minutes . a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , for about ten minutes . After that it becomes long and tedious like a classroom a fascinating curiosity piece -- fascinating , that is , for about ten minutes . After that it becomes long and tedious like a classroom play in a college history course . a fascinating document a fascinating document of an event that has to be seen to be believed a fascinating documentary a fascinating film a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them a fascinating glimpse a fascinating glimpse of urban life a fascinating glimpse of urban life and a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men a fascinating little tale a fascinating little thriller a fascinating little thriller that would have been perfect for an old '' Twilight Zone '' episode a fascinating little thriller that would have been perfect for an old `` Twilight Zone '' episode a fascinating part a fascinating part of theater history a fascinating portrait a fascinating portrait of a Vietnamese-born youngster who eagerly and easily assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee a fascinating profile a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic a fascinating study a fascinating study of isolation and frustration a fascinating study of isolation and frustration that successfully recreates both the physical setting and emotional tensions of the Papin sisters a fascinating study of the relationship between mothers a fascinating study of the relationship between mothers and a fascinating study of the relationship between mothers and their children or a disturbing story about sociopaths and their marks a fascinating subject matter a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- aimed specifically at a grade-school audience a fast fade a fast-moving and cheerfully simplistic a fast-moving and cheerfully simplistic 88 minutes of exaggerated action a fast-paced comedy a fat man's navel a fatal mistake a father and son a father and son connection a father and son connection that is a brief shooting star of love a fault a faulty a faulty premise a faulty premise , a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness a favorite a feast a feast for the eyes a feast of visual amazement a feat a feat any thinking person is bound to appreciate a feature debut a feature debut that is fully formed and remarkably assured a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway a feature-length adaptation of one of those '' Can This Marriage Be Saved ? a feature-length adaptation of one of those '' Can This Marriage Be Saved ? '' a feature-length adaptation of one of those '' Can This Marriage Be Saved ? '' columns from Ladies Home Journal a feature-length film a feel movie a feel-bad ending a feel-bad ending for a depressing story that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary a feel-good fantasy a feel-good formula a feel-good formula with a winning style a feel-good movie a feel-good movie about which you can actually feel good a feel-good movie can still show real heart a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades a female friendship that is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film a festival film that would have been better off staying on the festival circuit a few advantages a few advantages to never growing old a few are sexy a few big laughs a few characters and ideas a few cheap a few cheap shocks a few chuckles , a few cute ideas a few cute ideas and a few cute ideas and several modest chuckles a few cute moments a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous a few dynamic decades a few ear-pleasing songs a few ear-pleasing songs on its soundtrack a few evocative images a few fanciful touches a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television a few good ideas a few good laughs a few gross-out comedies I've been trying to forget a few gut-busting laughs a few laughs a few laughs , a few laughs but nothing else a few laughs surrounding an unremarkable soft center a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat a few modest laughs a few movie moment gems a few new swings a few new swings thrown in a few nice a few nice twists a few nice twists in a standard plot a few nice twists in a standard plot and a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of hugh grant and sandra bullock a few nifty twists that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis a few other decent ones a few points about modern man and his problematic quest for human connection a few points for doing what it does with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism a few punches a few tasty morsels a few tasty morsels under your belt a few too many weeping a fierce dance a fierce dance of destruction . Its flame-like a fierce dance of destruction . Its flame-like , roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude a figurative port-of-call a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma a film's title served such dire warning a film , a Southern Gothic with the emotional arc of its raw blues soundtrack a film , and such a stultifying , a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece a film -- full of life and small delights -- a film -- full of life and small delights -- that has all the wiggling energy of young kitten a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense a film about one of cinema's directorial giants a film about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern a film about the irksome , tiresome nature of complacency a film about the irksome , tiresome nature of complacency that remains utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout . a film as Byatt fans could hope for a film brimming with detail and nuance a film brimming with detail and nuance and a film brimming with detail and nuance and one that speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever a film far superior to its predecessor . A movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda a film in the tradition of The Graduate quickly switches into something more recyclable than significant a film in which the talent is undeniable a film is created SOLELY because it's a marketable product a film less a film living far too much in its own head a film maker who artfully bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight a film of freshness , imagination and insight a film of magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death , both pro and con , for adults a film of near-hypnotic physical beauty a film school undergrad a film so cold and dead a film so graceless and devoid a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along a film so solidly connect with one demographic while striking out with another a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar a film so willing to champion the fallibility of the human heart a film tailor-made for those who when they were in high school would choose the Cliff-Notes over reading a full-length classic a film that's about as subtle as a party political broadcast a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything a film that's destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics a film that's neither a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* a film that's rarely as entertaining as it could have been a film that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship a film that are still looking for a common through-line a film that begins as a Seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s a film that celebrates radical a film that comes along every day . a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action a film that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music a film that deftly balances action and reflection as it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work a film that deftly balances action and reflection as it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work . a film that doesn't merit it a film that has nothing a film that hews out a world and carries us effortlessly from darkness to light a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience a film that is both gripping and compelling a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch a film that is only mildly diverting a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history a film that manages to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress a film that relies on personal relationships a film that should be seen by all , especially those who aren't aware of , or have forgotten about the unmentioned victims of war a film that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth a film that takes nearly three hours to unspool a film that will have people walking out halfway through a film to be savored a film to be savored . a film to be taken literally on any level a film to rival to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies a film well a film well worth seeing , talking and singing heads and all a film with an idea buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt a film worth watching a film wreck a film you will never forget a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget a filmmaker of considerable potential a filmmaker of impressive talent a filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle a filmmaker when he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . Strange occurrences a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him a filmmaker with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure a filmmaking methodology that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads a final lap that's all too suspiciously smooth a finale that is impenetrable and dull a fine a fine , focused piece a fine , focused piece of work a fine , focused piece of work that reopens an interesting controversy and never succumbs to sensationalism a fine , old-fashioned-movie movie a fine , old-fashioned-movie movie , a fine , old-fashioned-movie movie , which is to say it's unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance a fine , understated piece of filmmaking a fine cast a fine character study a fine character study that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life a fine documentary a fine documentary does best a fine idea a fine job a fine job contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past a fine job of capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly , relating it to what is happening in America in 2002 a fine job of updating White's dry wit to a new age a fine line a fine little a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite whetted a fine valedictory work a fine valedictory work for Polanski a fine-looking a fine-looking film a fine-looking film with a bouncy score a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation a finely written a finely written , a finely written , superbly acted offbeat thriller a fireworks a first-rate cast a first-timer a fish that's lived too long a fish-out-of-water gag a fitfully clever doodle a flair for dialogue comedy a flashy editing style a flashy editing style that doesn't always jell with Sean Penn's monotone narration a flat , plodding picture a flat , unconvincing drama a flat , unconvincing drama that never catches fire a flat script a flat script and a flat script and a low budget a flattering sense a flattering sense of mystery and quietness a flawed a flawed film a flawed human a fleeting and precious commodity a fleeting grasp a flick boasting this many genuine cackles a flimsy excuse a flood of emotion a flop a flop with the exception of about six gags a flop with the exception of about six gags that really work a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel a florid biopic about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery a florid biopic about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery so dull a florid but ultimately vapid crime melodrama a florid but ultimately vapid crime melodrama with lots of surface a florid turn a flourish a fluid , no-nonsense authority a fluid and mesmerizing sequence a fluid and mesmerizing sequence of images a footnote to history seldom brought to light on the screen a forceful drama of an alienated executive who re-invents himself a forceful drama of an alienated executive who re-invents himself . a forcefully quirky tone that quickly wears out its limited welcome a form of bravery . a form of bravery . For this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- Chelsea Walls deserves a medal a form of bravery . for this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions a former gong show addict a formula comedy a formula comedy redeemed by its stars a formula comedy redeemed by its stars , a formula that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz a forum to demonstrate their acting ` chops ' a foundering performance a fourth-rate Jim Carrey who doesn't understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb a fragment of an underdone potato a fragmented film a frat boy's idea a freak show , a freak show , too mercenary and obvious a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging a freaky bit of art that's there to scare while we delight in the images a free ticket a freedom a fresh a fresh , quirky charm a fresh , quirky charm to the formula a fresh and absorbing look a fresh and dramatically substantial spin a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre a fresh approach a fresh idea a fresh infusion a fresh infusion of creativity a fresh point a fresh point of view a fresh take a fresh view a fresh view of an old type a fresh way a freshly painted Rembrandt a freshness and modesty a friend a frightening and compelling a frightening and compelling ` a frightening and compelling ` What if a frighteningly capable debut a frighteningly capable debut and a frighteningly capable debut and genre piece a frighteningly capable debut and genre piece , but also a frighteningly capable debut and genre piece , but also a snapshot of a dangerous political situation on the verge of coming to a head a frighteningly fascinating contradiction a frightful vanity film a frightful vanity film that , no doubt , pays off what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni a frothy vanity project a frustrating misfire a frustrating patchwork a frustrating patchwork : a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) and a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) and an old Payne screenplay a fudged opportunity a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions -- a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions -- a lunar mission with no signs of life a full-blooded film a full-blown movie a full-length classic a fuller experience a fullness a fullness that does not negate the subject a fully developed story a fully engaged supporting cast a fun a fun , no-frills ride a fun -- but bad -- movie a fun adventure movie a fun adventure movie for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure a fun and funky look a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality a fun little timewaster , helped especially by the cool presence of Jean Reno . a fun one a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast a funny , puzzling movie a funny , puzzling movie ambiguous enough to be engaging and oddly moving a funny little film a funny little movie a funny moment a funny moment or a funny moment or two a funny no-brainer a funny premise a funny premise until the kids start pulling off stunts a funny yet dark a funny yet dark and a funny yet dark and seedy clash a funny yet dark and seedy clash of cultures and generations a funny yet dark and seedy clash of cultures and generations . a future cult classic a future they won't much care about a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized a fuzzy treat a gag die a gamble and last orders are to be embraced a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . a game of ` who's who ' ... where the characters ' moves are often more predictable than their consequences a game performance a game supporting cast a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer a garbled exercise a garbled exercise in sexual politics , a junior varsity Short Cuts by way of Very Bad Things a gaudy bag a gaudy bag of stale candy , something from a Halloween that died a gawky actor a gem a gem . a gem . His characters are engaging a gem . His characters are engaging , a gem . His characters are engaging , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large a gem . His characters are engaging , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and a gem . His characters are engaging , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . a gem that could stand alone a gem that could stand alone , a gem that could stand alone , a perfectly realized observation of mood , behavior and intent a general air of misogyny a generation defines its music as much as the music defines a generation a generational signpost a generous cast a generous cast , a genial romance a genial romance that maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips into pop Freudianism a genius a genre -- the gangster\/crime comedy -- that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago a genre gem a genre movie that delivers -- in a couple of genres , no less . a genre that's already a joke in the United States . a genre that has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet remains uniquely itself , vibrant with originality a genre-curling crime story a genre-curling crime story that revives the free-wheeling noir spirit of old French cinema a genteel , prep-school quality that feels dusty and leatherbound a gentle , unforced intimacy a gentle , unforced intimacy that never becomes claustrophobic a gentle film a gentle film with dramatic punch , a haunting ode to humanity a gentle waking coma a genuine and singular artist a genuine dramatic impact a genuine love story a genuine love story , a genuine love story , full of traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery a genuinely bone-chilling tale a genuinely honest moment a genuinely honest moment in their movie a genuinely spooky premise and a genuinely spooky premise and an above-average cast , actor Bill Paxton's directing debut a geriatric a geriatric Peter a ghost of a chance a ghost story gone badly awry a giant commercial for Universal Studios , where much of the action takes place a giant furry monster costume a giant misplaced ashtray a giant pile of elephant feces a giant step backward a giant step backward for a director I admire a gift a gift for generating nightmarish images a gifted director a gifted director who definitely has something on his mind a girl-power movie that doesn't feel it has to prove anything a give-me-an-Oscar kind a glass of flat champagne a gleefully a gleefully grungy a gleefully grungy , hilariously wicked black comedy ... a glimmer a glimmer of intelligence or invention a glimpse of the Solomonic decision facing Jewish parents in those turbulent times a glorified Nike ad a glorified episode a glorified episode of `` 7th Heaven a glorified sitcom a glorified sitcom , a glorified sitcom , and a glorified sitcom , and a long , unfunny one at that a glorious dose a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability a glorious failure a glorious groove a glorious groove that leaves you wanting more a glorious spectacle a glorious spectacle like those D.W. Griffith made in the early days of silent film a gloriously goofy way a glossy , glib charm a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat a glossy , rich green , environment a glossy , rich green , environment almost makes the picture work . a glossy coat of action movie excess while remaining heartless a glossy rehash a gobbler like this a golden a golden book a golden book sprung to life a good a good ( successful ) rental a good , hard yank a good , if not entirely fresh , look at war . a good , straightforward a good , straightforward tale a good , straightforward tale , a good , straightforward tale , but Time Out is better . It's haunting . a good Bond movie a good Bond movie , a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs a good alternative a good and ambitious film a good bark a good case while failing to provide a reason for us to care beyond the very basic dictums of human decency a good cast a good cause a good chance a good chance of being the big a good chance of being the big hit franklin a good charitable enterprise a good charitable enterprise and a good charitable enterprise and some interesting real people a good deal a good deal funnier a good deal funnier than his original a good deal of warmth and humor a good design a good director a good documentarian a good ear for dialogue a good ear for dialogue , a good ear for dialogue , and the characters sound like real people a good fight a good film a good film -- not a classic , but odd , entertaining and authentic a good film in '' Trouble a good film in `` Trouble Every Day a good film that must have baffled the folks in the marketing department a good film that must have baffled the folks in the marketing department . a good guy a good half-hour a good half-hour too long a good human a good human being a good idea a good idea that was followed by the bad idea to turn it into a movie a good indication a good indication of how serious-minded the film is a good job a good job here of working against her natural likability a good job of laying out some of the major issues that we encounter as we journey through life a good job of painting this family dynamic for the audience a good joke a good laugh a good line a good line in charm a good match a good match of the sensibilities of two directors a good movie a good movie ye a good movie ye who enter here a good name for a movie a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . a good natured warning a good noir a good old fashion romance and someone a good old fashion romance and someone who shamelessly loves to eat , then Mostly Martha a good old-fashioned adventure a good one a good page-turner a good performance a good performance in a film that doesn't merit it a good portion a good portion of the respected critical community in this country consider Blue Crush to be an intelligent film about young women a good race a good race , a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches a good script a good script , a good script , good dialogue a good script , good dialogue , a good script , good dialogue , funny even for adults a good shot a good sign a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma a good simmer a good sitcom a good spaghetti a good spaghetti western a good stepping stone a good stepping stone for director Sprecher a good story a good surprise ending a good thing a good three days a good time a good time at the movies a good time for both children and parents a good time with this one too a good vampire tale a good video game movie a good way a good yarn a good yarn -- a good yarn -- which is nothing to sneeze at these days a good-hearted a good-hearted ensemble a good-hearted ensemble comedy a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story a good-natured a good-natured ensemble a good-natured ensemble comedy a good-natured ensemble comedy that tries hard to make the most of a bumper a good-natured ensemble comedy that tries hard to make the most of a bumper cast , but never quite gets off the ground . a goofy energy a goofy pleasure a gorgeous and deceptively minimalist cinematic tone poem a gorgeous color palette a gorgeous film a gorgeous film - a gorgeous film - vivid with color , music and life a gorgeous pair a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters a gorgeously strange a gorgeously strange movie a gorgeously strange movie , heaven a gorgeously strange movie , heaven is deeply concerned with morality a gorgeously strange movie , heaven is deeply concerned with morality , a gorgeously strange movie , heaven is deeply concerned with morality , but a gorgeously strange movie , heaven is deeply concerned with morality , but it refuses to spell things out for viewers a gory a gory slash-fest a gourmet meal a grab bag of genres that don't add up to a whole lot of sense a gracious a gracious , eloquent a gracious , eloquent film a gracious , eloquent film that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past a gracious , eloquent film that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past forever a gracious , eloquent film that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past forever lost a gracious , eloquent film that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past forever lost . a grand picture a grand picture of an era a grand tour a grand tour through 300 hundred years of Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement a grand whimper a grating , mannered onscreen presence , a grating endurance test a great a great , fiery passion a great , participatory spectator sport a great , participatory spectator sport . ' a great American adventure a great American adventure and a great American adventure and a wonderful film to bring to IMAX a great Bond movie a great Broadway play a great Saturday Night Live sketch a great actress a great actress portraying a complex character a great actress tearing into a landmark role a great adventure a great and a terrible story a great cast a great cast and a great cast and a great idea a great combination act a great deal a great deal of corny dialogue and preposterous moments a great deal of fun a great deal of insight a great deal of thought a great director a great director at the helm a great disservice a great ending a great eye a great film a great film noir a great glimpse a great glimpse into a very different world a great hook , a great hook , some clever bits a great hook , some clever bits and a great humanitarian a great humanitarian and a great humanitarian and her vibrant ` co-stars a great idea a great impression a great job a great job of anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age a great meet-cute gimmick a great missed opportunity a great monster movie a great movie a great movie in him a great movie it is not a great one a great party a great performance a great performance and a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur a great piece a great piece of filmmaking a great piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art a great premise a great premise but only a great premise a great presence a great shame that such a talented director as Chen Kaige a great shame that such a talented director as Chen Kaige has chosen to make his English-language debut with a film a great story a great story , a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it a great subject a great subject for a movie a great team a great time a great way a great way for the American people a great way to spend 4 units of your day a great writer a great writer and a great writer and dubious human being a great yarn a greater attention a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents a greater intelligence a greater knowledge a greater sense a grenade a grenade with his teeth a grief a grief that could lead a man across centuries a grim , hollow exercise a grim , hollow exercise in flat scares and bad acting a grim , upsetting glimpse at the lives of some of the 1 . 2 million Palestinians who live in the crowded cities and refugee camps of Gaza a grim future a grim future that doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films a grimace a grinning a gripping , tidy little movie a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while a gripping story a gripping thriller a grisly corpse a gritty police thriller a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for . a gritty style and an excellent cast a gritty urban mosaic a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic a grouchy ayatollah in a cold mosque a groundbreaking a groundbreaking endeavor a group of dedicated artists a group of extremely talented musicians a group of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film a group of people together in a sweet and charming way , if a little convenient a group of talented friends a guarantee a guilt-free trip a guiltless film a guiltless film for nice evening out a guiltless film for nice evening out . a guilty pleasure a guilty pleasure to watch a guilty-pleasure a guilty-pleasure , a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion a guilty-pleasure , so-bad-it's - funny level a gut punch a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? a guy who has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new Hal Hartley movie to pore over a guy who is utterly unlikeable a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad a hack script a half beat off a half dozen a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks a half-baked stand-up routine a half-hearted a half-hearted fluke a halfhearted twist on its cautionary message a halfhearted twist on its cautionary message : a halfway intriguing plot a halfwit plot a hallucinatory dreamscape a hallucinatory dreamscape that frustrates and captivates a ham-fisted sermon a handful a handful of mildly amusing lines a handful of smart jokes a handful of thrilling moments and a couple of good performances a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns a handful of virtuosic set pieces a hands-off approach a handsome and well-made entertainment a handsome-looking a happy , heady jumble a happy , heady jumble of thought and storytelling a happy , heady jumble of thought and storytelling , a happy , heady jumble of thought and storytelling , an insane comic undertaking that ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film a happy ending a happy ending is no cinematic sin a happy throwback a happy throwback to the time when cartoons were cinema's most idiosyncratic form instead of one of its most predictable a hard time a hard time sitting through this one a hard-to-swallow premise a hardy group of determined New Zealanders has proved its creative mettle . a harrowing drama a harrowing drama that tries to tell of the unspeakable a harrowing movie a harrowing movie about how parents know where all the buttons are , and how to push them a hatred a haunted house , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp a haunting dramatization a haunting dramatization of a couple's moral ascension a haunting literary detective story a haunting ode to humanity a haunting sense of malaise a haunting vision a haunting vision , with images that seem more like disturbing hallucinations . a hazy high a head-turner a head-turner -- thoughtfully written a head-turner -- thoughtfully written , a head-turner -- thoughtfully written , beautifully read and , finally , deeply humanizing a headache a heady experience a heady whirl a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions a heart , mind or humor a heart , mind or humor of its own a heart and a heart and reality that buoy the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie a heart-wrenching showcase a heart-wrenching showcase indeed a heartfelt appeal a heartfelt appeal for the handicapped than a nice Belgian waffle a heartfelt conviction a heartfelt romance a heartfelt romance for teenagers a heartfelt story a heartland so overwhelmed by its lack of purpose that it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way a heaven a heavy stench a heavy stench of ` been there , done a heavy stench of ` been there , done that ' hanging over the film a heavy-handed indictment a heavy-handed indictment of parental failings and a heavy-handed indictment of parental failings and the indifference of Spanish social workers and legal system towards child abuse a heavyweight film a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs a heck of a ride a heck of a ride . a heck of a ride . Samuel L a heck of a ride . Samuel L . a heck of a ride . Samuel L . Jackson is one of the best actors there is a hectic soap a hell a helping hand a heretofore unfathomable question a heretofore unfathomable question : Is it possible for computer-generated characters a hero a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share a heroine a heroine as feisty and a heroine as feisty and principled as Jane a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted a high concept vehicle for two bright stars of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations a high enough level a high enough level of invention a high note a high time a high water mark a high water mark for this genre a high-end John Hughes comedy a high-end John Hughes comedy , a high-end John Hughes comedy , a kind of Elder Bueller's Time Out a high-energy movie a high-powered star pedigree a highbrow , low-key , 102-minute infomercial a higher plateau a highly ambitious and personal project a highly gifted 12-year-old a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man a highly satisfying quotient a highly satisfying quotient of Friday-night excitement and Milla a hilarious a hilarious Kenneth Branagh a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . An excellent sequel a hilarious adventure a hilarious kenneth a hilarious kenneth branagh a hilarious ode a hilarious ode to middle America a hilarious ode to middle America and a hilarious ode to middle America and middle age with this unlikely odyssey a hilarious place to visit a hill in a trash can ? a hint a hint of humor a hint of joy a hint of joy , a hint of joy , preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed a hint of joy , preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed and urinates on the plants at his own birthday party a hip comedy a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch a historic scandal a historically significant , and personal , episode a historically significant work a hit-or-miss aesthetic that hits often enough to keep the film entertaining even if none of it makes a lick of sense a hit-to-miss ratio that doesn't exactly favour the audience a ho-hum affair a ho-hum affair , a ho-hum affair , always a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question a hokey piece a hokey piece of nonsense a hokey piece of nonsense that tries too hard to be emotional a hokey piece of nonsense that tries too hard to be emotional . a hokey script a hole in the head a hole in your head a hollow a hollow joke a hollow joke told by a cinematic gymnast having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it . a holy fool a homage a home movie a hoot a hoot and a hoot and a half a hoot and a half , a hoot and a half , and a hoot and a half , and a great way for the American people a hoot and a half , and a great way for the American people to see what a candidate is like when he's not giving the same 15-cent stump speech a hoot in a bad-movie way a hoot watching The Rock chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back , and leap unscathed through raging fire a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle a horrible movie a horror a host of splendid performances a hot sake half-sleep a hot summer day a huge action sequence a huge amount of the credit for the film a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone a huge charm factor a huge cut of above the rest a huge disappointment coming a huge disappointment coming , a huge disappointment coming , as it does a huge disappointment coming , as it does , a huge disappointment coming , as it does , from filmmakers and performers of this calibre a huge fan a huge fan of Dickens ' 800-page novel a huge heart a huge mess a huge sacrifice a huge sacrifice of character and mood a hugely enjoyable film a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza a human face on it a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank a humanistic message a humorless , disjointed mess a humorous , all-too-human look a humorous , all-too-human look at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength a hundred of them can be numbing a hundred of them can be numbing . Proof of this is Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever a hungry need for PG-rated , nonthreatening family movies a hunky has-been a husband has to cope with the pesky moods of jealousy a hyperbolic beat-charged urban western a jaded critic a jaded critic smacks into something truly new . a jarring , new-agey tone a jarring , new-agey tone creeping into the second half a jaunt down memory lane for teens a jaunt down memory lane for teens and young adults who grew up on televised Scooby-Doo shows or reruns a job well done a joint promotion a joint promotion for the National Basketball Association and a joke about Hawn's breasts , which constantly threaten to upstage the woman sporting them a joke at once flaky and resonant , lightweight and bizarrely original a joke at once flaky and resonant , lightweight and bizarrely original . a jolly a jolly surprise a journey back to your childhood a joy a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate a joy to watch and -- especially -- to listen to a joyful effusion a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater a joyful or at least fascinating subject a joyous communal festival a joyous communal festival of rhythm a joyous occasion a juicy a juicy , delicious plum a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day a juicy soap opera a juicy writer a junior varsity Short Cuts a junior varsity Short Cuts by way of Very Bad Things a just a waste a keen , unsentimental look a keen , unsentimental look at variations on the theme of motherhood . a key strength a key strength in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor a kick a kick out of goofy Brits a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers and then some a kid again a kid who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another a kids ' flick a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel a killer who doesn't know the meaning of the word ` quit . ' a kilt a kind a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie a kind of Ghandi gone bad a kind of abstract guilt a kind of attentive concern a kind of attentive concern that Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons a kind of hard , cold effect a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm a kind of perpetual pain a kind of political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside a kingdom a kingdom more mild than wild a kitchen sink a knack for casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm a knockout a knockout of a closing line a knot in your stomach a labour a labour of love a lack a lack of clarity and audacity a lack of clarity and audacity that a subject as monstrous and pathetic as Dahmer a lack of humor a lack of humor ( something needed to balance out the violence ) a lack of traditional action a lackluster screenplay a lackluster script a lackluster script and substandard performances a laconic pace a laconic pace and a laconic pace and a lack of traditional action a lame kiddie flick a lame story a landmark a landmark in Japanese animation a landmark in film history a landmark role a lapdance a large dose of painkillers a large group of your relatives a large human tragedy . a large human tragedy . Alas a large human tragedy . Alas , a larger-than-life figure a larger-than-life figure , a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture a last-minute happy ending a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture . Much of the way , a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture . Much of the way , though , this is a refreshingly novel ride a last-second goal to win the championship a lasting impression a late-inning twist that just doesn't make sense a laugh a laugh . The problem a laugh between them a laugh riot a laugh-out-loud way a laundry list of minor shortcomings a lazy exercise a lazy exercise in bad filmmaking a lazy exercise in bad filmmaking that asks you to not only suspend your disbelief but your intelligence as well a lead actress who is out of her depth a leading man away from perfection a lean , economical movie a lean and engaging work a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins a legacy a legal thriller a legend a legend who may have nothing left to prove a legendary professor a less manic tone a less-compelling soap opera a lesser Harrison Ford movie a lesser Harrison Ford movie - a lesser Harrison Ford movie - Six Days a lesson in prehistoric hilarity . a letdown a letdown if its twists and turns hold no more surprise than yesterday's weather report a level of connection and concern a level of high drama a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated a liability a lick of sense a lie and a lie and this a life interestingly a life interestingly lived a life like this can sound so dull a life-affirming message a lifeless movie a lifetime a light ( yet unsentimental ) touch a light , a light , fun a light , fun cheese a light , fun cheese puff a light , yet engrossing piece a light , yet engrossing piece . a light , yet engrossing piece . Lux , now in her eighties a light , yet engrossing piece . Lux , now in her eighties , a light , yet engrossing piece . Lux , now in her eighties , does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject -- taking us through a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history . a light touch a light-hearted way a light-hearted way the romantic problems a lighthearted comedy a lighthearted glow a lighthearted glow , a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability a lightweight a lightweight story about matchmaking a likable cast a likable story a likable story , a likable story , told with competence a likably delinquent attitude a limerick scrawled in a public restroom a lingering creepiness one a listless climb a listless climb down the social ladder a literate presentation a literate presentation that wonderfully a literate presentation that wonderfully weaves a murderous event in 1873 with murderous rage in 2002 a literate presentation that wonderfully weaves a murderous event in 1873 with murderous rage in 2002 . a little bit of romance and a dose a little bit too conventional a little broad comedy a little broad comedy and a few unabashedly sentimental tears a little closer to human nature a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts a little convenient a little different a little flat a little fleeing of its own a little funnier a little funnier , and a little more a little less bling-bling and a lot more romance a little less charm a little less product a little like a chocolate milk moustache a little like chewing whale blubber a little lukewarm a little more attention paid to the animation a little more dramatic tension and some more editing a little more human being , and a little more human being , and a little less product a little more humanity a little more special a little more visually polished , a little funnier , and a little more a little more visually polished , a little funnier , and a little more madcap a little off-kilter a little old-fashioned storytelling a little scattered a little scattered -- ditsy a little too familiar a little too familiar at the end a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff a little too much dancing a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- a little too much resonance with real world events a little too smugly a little too smugly superior to like a little underconfident a little violence and lots of sex in a bid to hold our attention a little wit a little-remembered world a lively and enjoyable adventure a lively and enjoyable adventure for all ages at any time a lively script a lively script , a lively script , sharp acting a lively script , sharp acting and a lively script , sharp acting and partially a lively script , sharp acting and partially animated interludes a lively script , sharp acting and partially animated interludes make Just a Kiss seem minty fresh a lively script , sharp acting and partially animated interludes make Just a Kiss seem minty fresh . a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days a load of good a loathsome movie a lobotomized Woody Allen a lobotomy a lock on the title of ugliest movie of the year a long , convoluted ploy a long , unfunny one a long , unfunny one at that a long and clunky ending a long and clunky ending ... a long and clunky ending ... which forces the audience to fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence a long patch of black ice a long shot a long soap opera a long soap opera in which only the first episode was any good a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes a long time to reach its destination a long way to go before it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza a longtime Tolkien fan a longtime admirer a longtime admirer of his work a look for its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham a loony melodramatic denouement a loony melodramatic denouement in which a high school swimming pool substitutes for a bathtub a loose , poorly structured film a loose collection a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory a loosely tied series of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny a loss a lost ideal a lot about a filmmaker when he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense a lot better a lot better if it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories a lot better if it were , well , more adventurous a lot going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud ... a lot going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud ... and a lot going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud ... and Parmentier a lot less sensational a lot less sensational than it wants to be a lot like a well-made PB & J sandwich a lot like a well-made PB & J sandwich : a lot like a well-made PB & J sandwich : familiar , fairly uneventful and boasting no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same a lot more a lot more bluster than bite a lot more fun a lot more on its mind -- maybe too much a lot more painful than an unfunny movie that thinks it's hilarious a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit a lot of charm a lot of emotional resonance a lot of energy a lot of energy into his nicely nuanced narrative a lot of flavor and spice a lot of fun with the material a lot of good cheer a lot of good material a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy a lot of life a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema a lot of metaphoric flags a lot of people wasted a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential . a lot of problems a lot of redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it a lot of running around , screaming and death a lot of stamina and vitality a lot of static set ups , not much camera movement , and most of the scenes a lot of tension a lot of the crap a lot of the smaller scenes a lot of the virtues of a lot of the virtues of Eastwood at his best . a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential a lot of tooth in Roger Dodger a lot of warmth a lot richer than the ones a lot smarter and more unnerving than the sequels a lot to ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's a lot to do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth a lot to offer a lot to recommend Read My Lips a lousy a lousy movie a lousy movie that's not merely unwatchable , but also a lousy movie that's not merely unwatchable , but also unlistenable a lousy movie that's not merely unwatchable , but also unlistenable . a lousy one a lousy one at that a lousy script a lousy script , a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography a love affair a love letter a love letter for the slain rappers a love song to the movies a love story and a love story and a murder mystery that expands into a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence a love story as sanguine a love story as sanguine as its title a loved one a lovely , eerie film a lovely , eerie film that casts an odd , rapt spell a lovely , sad dance a lovely , sad dance highlighted by Kwan's unique directing style a lovely film a lovely film with lovely performances by Buy and Accorsi a lovely trifle a lovely trifle that , unfortunately , is a little too in love with its own cuteness a loving screen transferral a lovingly rendered coffee table book a low , smoky and inviting sizzle a low rate Annie a low rate Annie featuring some kid who can't act , only echoes of Jordan , and weirdo actor Crispin Glover screwing things up old school a low-budget TV pilot a low-budget TV pilot that could not find a buyer to play it on the tube a low-budget hybrid a low-budget hybrid of Scarface a low-budget hybrid of Scarface or a low-budget hybrid of Scarface or Carlito's Way a low-budget movie in which inexperienced children play the two main characters a low-budget series a low-budget series on a UHF channel a low-down version of the American dream a low-down version of the American dream . a low-key , organic way a low-key , organic way that encourages you to accept it as life and go with its flow a lower I . Q a lower I . Q . a lower I . Q . than when I had entered a lower I.Q. a lower I.Q. than when I had entered a lumbering a lumbering , wheezy a lumbering , wheezy drag a lumbering load a lumbering load of hokum but a lump of Play-Doh a lump of run-of-the-mill profanity a lump of run-of-the-mill profanity sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy that you might think he was running for office -- or trying to win over a probation officer a lunar mission with no signs of life a lush , swooning melodrama a lush , swooning melodrama in the Intermezzo strain a luv-spreading Dr. Feelgood a luv-spreading Dr. Feelgood or a lyrical and celebratory vision a maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score that made me want to scream a made-for-TV look a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense a made-for-home-video quickie a magnetic performance a magnificent a magnificent drama a magnificent drama well worth a magnificent drama well worth tracking down a magnificent drama well worth tracking down . a magnificent landscape a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch a main character who sometimes defies sympathy a majestic achievement a majestic achievement , a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth a major director a major director is emerging in world cinema a major movie a major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche a major problem a major problem in contemporary society a major release a major work a major-league leading lady a maker of softheaded metaphysical claptrap a mall movie designed to kill time a man has made about women since Valley of the Dolls a man in drag is not in and of himself funny a man in pain a man who has just lost his wife a man who has little clue about either the nature of women or of friendship a man whose achievements -- and complexities -- reached far beyond the end zone a man whose engaging manner and flamboyant style made him a truly larger-than-life character a man with enough charisma and audacity a man with enough charisma and audacity to carry a dozen films a manga-like heroine who fights back at her abusers a manipulative whitewash a manner that one never overwhelms the other a manner that one never overwhelms the other . something for everyone a marching band that gets me where I live a marginal thumbs a marginal thumbs up a marketable product a marquee , especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 a martial arts adventure a martial arts adventure told by a lobotomized Woody Allen a marvel a marvel of reality versus sappy sentiment a mask , Splat-Man a mask , Splat-Man ! Good old-fashioned slash-and-hack a massive infusion a massive infusion of old-fashioned Hollywood magic a master a master's a master's steady stroke a master filmmaker a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise a masterful piece a masterful piece of artistry a masterful piece of artistry right here a masterful work a masterful work of art of their own a masterfully a masterfully made one a masterpeice a masterpiece a masterpiece -- a masterpiece -- and a masterpiece -- and a challenging one a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice a masterpiece of nuance and characterization a masterpiece of nuance and characterization , a matinee price a matter of ( being ) in a shrugging mood a matter of finding entertainment in the experiences of Zishe and the fiery presence of Hanussen a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge a mature and frank fashion a mawkish , a mawkish , implausible platonic romance that makes chaplin's city lights a mawkish , implausible platonic romance that makes chaplin's city lights seem dispassionate by comparison a mawkish , implausible platonic romance that makes chaplin's city lights seem dispassionate by comparison . a mawkish self-parody a mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point a mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason a mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being a mawkish self-parody that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point of view nor a compelling reason for being . a mean streak a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film a measure of faith in the future a measure of style a meatballs for the bare-midriff generation a meaty plot a meaty plot and a meaty plot and well-developed characters a meaty subject a mediocre collection of cookie-cutter action scenes a mediocre movie a mediocre movie trying to get out a mediocre one a mediocre screenplay a mediocre tribute to films like Them a mediocre trifle a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence a medium-grade network sitcom -- a meltdown a memorable a memorable directorial a memorable directorial debut a memorable directorial debut from King Hunk a memorable directorial debut from king hunk a memorable ensemble piece a memorable performance a memorable performance in a big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film a menace a mere disease-of - a mere disease-of - the-week TV movie a mere excuse a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here a mere plot pawn a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities a mesmerizing one a mesmerizing performance a mesmerizing performance as a full-fledged sex addict a mesmerizing performance as a full-fledged sex addict who is in complete denial about his obsessive behavior a mesmerizing poetry a mess a mess as its director's diabolical debut , Mad Cows a mess as this one a mess from start to finish a mess in a lot of ways a mess in a lot of ways . a mess in a lot of ways . But it does have one saving grace . A lot of its gags a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis a mess of purposeless violence a message that cautions children about disturbing the world's delicate ecological balance a metaphorical visual style a metaphorical visual style and a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score a middle-aged moviemaker's attempt to surround himself with beautiful , half-naked women a middle-aged romance a middle-aged romance pairing Clayburgh and Tambor a middle-aged romance pairing Clayburgh and Tambor sounds promising a midlevel sort of way a mild headache a mildly entertaining a mildly entertaining 77 minutes a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant a milquetoast movie a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen a mind set for goofy comedy a mindless action flick a mindless action flick with a twist -- far better suited to video-viewing than the multiplex a mindless action movie a minimal number a minimalist Beauty a minimalist Beauty and a minimalist Beauty and the Beast a minor miracle a minor miracle in Unfaithful a minor miracle of self-expression a minor treat a miracle a miracle akin to the story the film portrays a miscast leading lady a misdemeanor , a flat , unconvincing drama that never catches fire a miserable relationship unfold a miserable relationship unfold in real time a mishmash a mistake to go see it a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick a mix of smiles and tears a mixture of deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure a model of what films a model of what films like this should be like a model of what films like this should be like . a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds a modern motion picture a modest pleasure a modest pleasure that a modest pleasure that accomplishes its goals with ease and confidence a modest pleasure that accomplishes its goals with ease and confidence . a modicum of patience a moldy-oldie a moldy-oldie , a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke . a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke . Over and over again a momentum that never lets up a monologue that manages to incorporate both the horror and the absurdity of the situation in a well-balanced fashion a monopoly on mindless action a monotonous a monotonous whine a monster a monster movie a monsterous one a monstrous a monstrous murk a monument to bad in all its florid variety a monumental achievement a mood in which an ominous , pervasive , and unknown threat lurks just below the proceedings and adds an almost constant mindset of suspense a mood that's sustained through the surprisingly somber conclusion a moody , a moody , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery a moody , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , a moody , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , solaris a moody , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , solaris is a thought-provoking , haunting film that allows the seeds of the imagination to germinate a moody , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , solaris is a thought-provoking , haunting film that allows the seeds of the imagination to germinate . a moral a moral tale a moral tale with a twisted sense of humor a moratorium a moratorium , effective immediately , a morbid appeal that's tough to shake a morbid one a more ambitious movie a more annoying a more annoying , though a more annoying , though less angry a more balanced or fair portrayal a more balanced or fair portrayal of both sides a more colorful , more playful tone a more colorful , more playful tone than his other films a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 a more credible script a more credible script , a more credible script , though a more down-home flavor a more engaged and honest treatment a more fascinating a more fascinating look at the future a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one a more fascinating look at the future than `` Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen a more graceful a more graceful way a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease a more measured or polished production a more measured or polished production ever could a more multifaceted look a more mythic level a more original story instead of just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags a more rigid , Blair Witch-style commitment to its mockumentary format , or a more rigid , Blair Witch-style commitment to its mockumentary format , or a more straightforward , dramatic treatment , with all the grandiosity a more sheerly beautiful film a more straightforward , dramatic treatment , a more straightforward , dramatic treatment , with all the grandiosity a more than satisfactory amount of carnage a most hard-hearted person a most touching reconsideration a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking a mostly boring affair a mostly boring affair with a confusing sudden finale that's likely to irk viewers a mostly boring affair with a confusing sudden finale that's likely to irk viewers . a mostly magnificent directorial career a mostly magnificent directorial career , a mostly magnificent directorial career , Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style a mournful undercurrent a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective a mouse , for cryin ' out loud a movie , a vampire soap opera that doesn't make much a movie , largely devoid a movie , largely devoid of charm a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline a movie -- a bad one a movie -- visually unattractive , unbearably loud and utterly silly a movie : how to get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices a movie about a bus wreck that turns into a film wreck a movie about goodness a movie about goodness is not the same thing as a good movie a movie about the power of poetry and passion a movie about whimsical folk a movie as a picture book for the big screen . a movie as a picture book for the big screen . This isn't my favorite in the series , still a movie as artificial and soulless a movie as artificial and soulless as The Country Bears a movie as artificial and soulless as The Country Bears owes its genesis to an animatronic display at Disneyland a movie better than this a movie can be mindless without being the peak of all things insipid a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) a movie children should enjoy a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I . a movie does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies , but permits them time and space to convince us of that all on their own . a movie ever could be a movie filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots a movie forged in the fires of Chick Flick Hell a movie full of grace a movie full of surprises a movie has about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel a movie in which a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped a movie instead of an endless trailer a movie is more than a movie . a movie is more than a movie . Go . a movie is truly going to inspire me a movie like Ballistic : Ecks Vs . Sever is more of an ordeal than an amusement . a movie like Ballistic : Ecks Vs. Sever is more of an ordeal than an amusement . a movie make a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant that I can't believe any viewer , young or old , a movie so unabashedly Canadian , not afraid to risk American scorn or disinterest a movie star a movie steeped in an ambiguity that lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance a movie that's got oodles of style and substance a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier a movie that , quite simply , shouldn't have been made a movie that , quite simply , shouldn't have been made . a movie that accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough a movie that deals with a real subject in an always surprising way a movie that defies classification and is as thought-provoking as it a movie that deserves recommendation a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot a movie that ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will a movie that grips and holds you in rapt attention from a movie that hasn't been focus-grouped into tedium a movie that has no interest in itself a movie that is concerned with souls and risk and schemes and the consequences of one's actions a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance a movie that isn't just offensive a movie that isn't really good enough to be in theaters a movie that is what it is : a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion , an excuse to eat popcorn a movie that keeps throwing fastballs a movie that makes it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body a movie that starts out like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable a movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving a movie that tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a bolly-holly masala mess a movie that tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a bolly-holly masala mess . a movie that understands characters must come first a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker a movie that will leave you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll a movie that will make you laugh a movie that will stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why a movie the kids will want to see over and over again a movie theatre a movie this bad a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . a movie where the most notable observation is how long you've been sitting still a movie which obviously didn't invest much into itself either a movie with a ` children's ' song that includes the line ` My stepdad's not mean , he's just adjusting ' a movie with a bigger , fatter heart a movie with depth a movie with no reason for being a movie with no soft edges a movie without an apparent audience a movie worthy a movie worthy of his talents a movie you've seen many times a movie you can trust a movie-industry satire a movie-movie than a funny and weird meditation on Hollywood , success , artistic integrity and intellectual bankruptcy a movie-of-the-week tearjerker a moving experience a moving experience for people who haven't read the book a moving tragedy with some buoyant human moments a much better mother-daughter tale a much funnier film a much funnier film with a similar theme a much larger historical context a much more emotional journey a much more emotional journey than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies a much needed kick , making `` Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years a much shorter cut surely would have resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue a muddle a muddled and offensive cautionary tale a muddled and offensive cautionary tale for Hispanic Americans a multilayered work a multilayered work that tackles any number of fascinating issues a multitude of simple-minded a mundane '70s disaster flick a murder mystery that expands into a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence a murderous a museum , where viewers would be free to leave a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families a music scene that transcends culture and race a music video rather than a full-length movie a must a must-own a must-see a mystery devoid a mystery how the movie could be released in this condition a nagging sense a nail-biting thriller a narrative film a narrative film about September 11th a narrative puzzle that interweaves individual stories a nasty aftertaste but little clear a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics a nation whose songs spring directly from the lives of the people a nationwide blight a natural , unforced style that makes its characters a natural sense for what works a nearly impeccable cinematic experience a nearly impeccable cinematic experience -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- a nearly terminal case a neat little story a neat little story about believing in yourself a neat premise a neat trick a neat twist a neat twist , a neat twist , subtly rendered a neat twist , subtly rendered , a neat twist , subtly rendered , that could have wrapped things up at 80 minutes a neat way a neater trick a necessary and timely one a necessary political work and a necessary political work and a fascinating documentary a needlessly downbeat a negligible work a negligible work of manipulation , an exploitation piece doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents a nervous breakdown , a new , or inventive , journey a new , self-deprecating level a new action hero a new and ingenious angle a new arrow in Schaeffer's quiver of ineptitudes a new art form a new benchmark for lameness a new collectible a new collectible . What parents will suspect is that they're watching a 76-minute commercial a new favorite musical a new generation a new hal a new idea a new kind of high a new scene a new software program spit out the screenplay a new treasure a new treasure of the Hermitage a new voice a new voice that deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors a new way to surprise a new year of magic and mischief a nice a nice , harmless date film a nice , light treat a nice Belgian waffle a nice album a nice change a nice change of mindless pace in collision a nice coffee table book a nice concept a nice concept for its fiftysomething leading ladies a nice cool glass of iced tea a nice departure a nice departure from standard moviegoing fare a nice girl-buddy movie a nice little picture a nice little picture , a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer a nice little story a nice little story in the process a nice vomit bath a nice vomit bath at his wedding a nice wintry look a nice wintry look from his locations a nicely a nicely detailed world a nicely detailed world of pawns , bishops and kings a nicely detailed world of pawns , bishops and kings , a nicely detailed world of pawns , bishops and kings , of wagers in dingy backrooms or pristine forests a nicely understated expression a nicely understated expression of the grief a niche hit a nifty plot line a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic fails to arrive at any satisfying destination a nightmare a nightmare about bad cinema a nightmare date a nightmare like this a nightmare made flesh a nightmare on elm street a no-bull throwback a no-bull throwback to 1970s action films a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad a noble a noble end a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code a nomination for a best-foreign-film Oscar a nomination for a best-foreign-film Oscar : a nomination for a best-foreign-film Oscar : Make a movie about whimsical folk who learn a nonchallenging , life-affirming lesson while walking around a foreign city with stunning architecture a non-believer in werewolf films that are not serious a non-starter a non-stop cry for attention a non-stop funny feast a non-stop funny feast of warmth , colour and cringe a non-threatening multi-character piece a nonstop hoot a nonstop parade a nonstop parade of mock-Tarantino scuzbag types a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing a not particularly flattering spotlight a not-great movie a not-so-bright mother and daughter a noticeable lack of pace a noticeable lack of pace . Or both a novice to the form a novice to the form comes away exhilarated a nuanced portrait a number of holes a number of other assets to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded a numbingly dull experience a nutjob a one liner as well as anybody a one-joke movie a one-joke movie , a one-joke movie , and a one-joke movie , and a bad joke at that a one-note performance a one-of-a-kind tour de force a one-of-a-kind work a one-star rating a one-trick pony a one-trick pony that , hampered by an undeveloped script , ultimately pulls up lame a pack of dogs who are smarter than him a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed a page-turner a painful elegy and a painful incident a painful lie a painful ride a painless time-killer a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test a paint-by-numbers manner a paint-by-numbers picture a pair of fascinating performances a pale a pale imitation a pale imitation of the real deal a pale successor a paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers a paper party hat a parallel clone-gag a parka-wrapped dose of heart a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , a part of its fun a part of its grand locations a part of us that can not help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something a particularly amateurish episode a particularly amateurish episode of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break a particularly good film a particularly nightmarish a particularly nightmarish fairytale a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy a particularly toxic a particularly toxic little a particularly toxic little bonbon , a party political broadcast a party worth attending a pasolini film without passion or politics , a pasolini film without passion or politics , or a pasolini film without passion or politics , or an almodovar movie without beauty or humor a passable date film a passable family film a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults a passing twinkle a passion for cinema , and indeed sex , a passion for the material a pastiche of children's entertainment , superhero comics , and Japanese animation a patchwork in script and production a pathetic , endearing hero a patient predator a patient viewer a paunchy midsection , a paunchy midsection , several plodding action sequences a paunchy midsection , several plodding action sequences and a paunchy midsection , several plodding action sequences and a wickedly undramatic central theme a peculiar malaise a peculiar malaise that renders its tension a peculiar premise with promise a pedestrian , flat drama a pedestrian , flat drama that screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame a perceptive study a perceptive study of two families in crisis -- and of two girls whose friendship is severely tested by bad luck and their own immaturity a perfect a perfect Wildean actor a perfect example a perfect example of how art -- when done right -- can help heal a perfect example of how art -- when done right -- can help heal , a perfect family a perfect family film a perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year a perfect film a perfect medium a perfect metaphor for the movie itself , which contains few laughs and not much drama a perfect performance a perfect performance that captures the innocence and budding demons within a wallflower a perfect show a perfect show of respect to just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it a perfectly acceptable widget a perfectly entertaining summer diversion a perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey a perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey comedy a perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey comedy . a perfectly realized observation a perfectly realized observation of mood , behavior and intent a perfectly rendered period piece a performance of striking skill and depth a performance of sustained intelligence from Stanford and another of subtle humour from Bebe Neuwirth a performance that could not be improved upon a performance that is masterly a period romance that suffers from an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum a perpetual frat party ... How can something so gross be so boring ? a perpetual sense of urgency , which , for a film that takes nearly three hours to unspool , is both funny and irritating a persecuted a persistent theatrical sentiment and a woozy quality to the manner of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title a persona a persona that is so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack a personal low a personal low for everyone a personal low for everyone involved a persuasive a pertinent ( cinematically unique ) message a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . a perversely cheerful Marcus Miller accordion\/harmonica\/banjo abomination a pesky mother a phenomenal band with such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing a philosophical visual coming right a philosophical void a phlegmatic bore a phlegmatic bore , a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian a phony relationship a physique to match a pianist , but a good human being a picaresque view a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun a picture that wasn't all that great to begin with a picture-perfect a picture-perfect beach a piece of dreck disguised as comedy a piece of handiwork that shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places , but has some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety a pious , preachy soap opera a pitch-perfect Holden a place alongside the other Hannibal movies a place alongside those other two recent Dumas botch-jobs a place and time that will never happen again a place in your heart a play that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome a played-out idea a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title a playful recapitulation a playful recapitulation of the artist's career a playful respite a playful spirit a pleasant a pleasant distraction a pleasant distraction , a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion , a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion , an excuse to eat popcorn a pleasant enough a pleasant enough dish a pleasant enough romance a pleasant enough romance with intellectual underpinnings a pleasant enough romance with intellectual underpinnings , a pleasant enough romance with intellectual underpinnings , the kind of movie that entertains even as it turns maddeningly predictable . a pleasant enough thing a pleasant enough thing , a pleasant enough thing , ` a pleasant enough thing , ` tis a pleasing verisimilitude a pleasing way a pleasing way with a metaphor a pleasurable trifle a pleasure a pleasure in its own right a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities a pleasure to have a film like The Hours as an alternative a pleasure to see Seinfeld griping about the biz with buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn a pleasure to watch a plodding mess a ploddingly melodramatic structure a plot and jokes done too often by people far more talented than Ali G a plot as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets a plot cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments a plot full of twists upon knots a plot full of twists upon knots ... a plot full of twists upon knots ... and a plot full of twists upon knots ... and a nonstop parade of mock-Tarantino scuzbag types that starts out clever but veers into overkill a plot that's just too boring and obvious a plot that crawls along at a snail's pace a plot that rivals Shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder a plot that rivals shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder a plot twist instead of trusting the material a plotline that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this '' un-bear-able '' project a plotline that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this '' un-bear-able '' project ! a plotline that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project a plotline that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project ! a plucky heroine a poem of art , music and metaphor a poem to the enduring strengths of women a poetic a poignant and powerful narrative a poignant and powerful narrative that reveals that reading writing and arithmetic a poignant and powerful narrative that reveals that reading writing and arithmetic are not the only subjects to learn in life . a poignant and wryly amusing film a poignant and wryly amusing film about mothers , daughters and their relationships a pointed little chiller a pointed little chiller about the frightening seductiveness of new technology a pointed political allegory a pointless , meandering celebration a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle a pointless endeavor a polemical tract a polished , sophisticated entertainment a polished , sophisticated entertainment that is in love with its own cleverness a polished and relatively sincere piece a polished and relatively sincere piece of escapism a polished and relatively sincere piece of escapism . a ponderous and pretentious endeavor a ponderous and pretentious endeavor that's unfocused and tediously exasperating a poor -- if durable -- imitation a poor fit a poor fit with Kieslowski's lyrical pessimism a poor one a pop-influenced prank whose charms are immediately apparent a popcorn film , not a must-own , a popcorn film , not a must-own , or even a must-see a popular destination a popular destination for hungry tourists a porno flick a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) a portrait of grace in an imperfect world a portrait of two strong men in conflict a positive ( if tragic ) note a positive impression a possible Argentine American Beauty reeks a poster movie , a mediocre tribute to films like Them a postmodern joke a postmodern joke , made creepy by its `` men in a sardine can '' warped a potent chemistry a potent metaphor a potent metaphor for a country still dealing with its fascist past a potentially incredibly twisting mystery a potentially sudsy set-up a potentially terrific flick a potentially trite and overused concept a potentially trite and overused concept ( aliens come to Earth ) a powerful , naturally dramatic piece a powerful , naturally dramatic piece of low-budget filmmaking a powerful 1957 drama a powerful 1957 drama we've somehow never seen before a powerful and deeply moving example a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking a powerful and reasonably fulfilling gestalt a powerful commentary a powerful drama a powerful drama with enough sardonic wit a powerful drama with enough sardonic wit to keep it from being maudlin a powerful emotional wallop a powerful entity a powerful look a powerful look at a failure of our justice system a powerful political message a powerful portrayal a powerful portrayal by Binoche a powerful sequel a powerful sequel and a powerful sequel and one a powerful sequel and one of the best films of the year a powerful sequel and one of the best films of the year . a powerful though flawed movie , guaranteed to put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today a powerful young actor a powerfully evocative mood a praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience a preachy parable stylized with a touch of John Woo bullet ballet . a preamble to a bigger , more complicated story , one that never materializes a precious twinkle a precious twinkle of insight a precious twinkle of insight into their lives a precise and moving portrait a precise and moving portrait of someone a precise and moving portrait of someone whose world is turned upside down , first by passion and then by illness a precisely layered performance a precisely layered performance by an actor in his mid-seventies , Michel Piccoli a predictable , maudlin story a predictable , maudlin story that swipes heavily from Bambi and The Lion King a predictable connect-the-dots course a predictable outcome and a predictable outcome and a screenplay a predictably efficient piece a predictably efficient piece of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen a predictably efficient piece of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen , which , in this day and age , is of course the point a predictably heartwarming tale a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience a preordained '' big moment '' a preordained '' big moment '' will occur a preschooler's fancy , but a pressure cooker of horrified awe a pretentious and a pretentious and ultimately empty examination a pretentious and ultimately empty examination of a sick and evil woman a pretentious and ultimately empty examination of a sick and evil woman . a pretentious mess ... a pretty amazing accomplishment a pretty big problem a pretty convincing performance a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl a pretty decent little documentary a pretty fair description a pretty good execution a pretty good execution of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own a pretty good job a pretty good overall picture a pretty good overall picture of the situation a pretty good team a pretty good time a pretty good time with this movie - despite its myriad flaws a pretty listless collection a pretty listless collection of kid-movie clichés a pretty mediocre family film a pretty unpleasant a pretty unpleasant viewing a pretty unpleasant viewing experience a pretty woman a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship a primer on what happens when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn a prince of a fellow a prisoner a pristine movie neverland a prize winner a probing examination a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades a problem Hollywood too long has ignored a proctologist is apt to encounter in an entire career a profit . a profound way a profound way , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir a prolific director a prolific director of music videos a promise nor a promise nor a threat so much as wishful thinking a promising a promising , a promising , unusual a promising , unusual kind a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror a promising meditation on one of America's most durable obsessions a promising work-in-progress a promising young lad a prop for warmed-over melodrama a prostitute a provocateur a provocative a provocative piece a provocative piece of work a psychiatrist who predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy a psychiatrist who predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact a psycho a psychological masterpiece a psychological mess a psychological mess , a psychological mess , with Austin Powers bumping his head on the way out of the closet a psychological mystery a psychologically rich and suspenseful a psychologically rich and suspenseful moral a psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller a psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller with a stellar performance a psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller with a stellar performance by al pacino a psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller with a stellar performance by al pacino . a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable a punishment a pure comedy a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire a purpose and a strong pulse a purposefully reductive movie a quest story as grand as The Lord of the Rings a question comes to mind : So why is this so boring ? a question for philosophers , not filmmakers a question for philosophers , not filmmakers ; a questionable kind of inexcusable dumb innocence a quick-buck sequel a quietly introspective portrait a quietly introspective portrait of the self-esteem of employment and the shame of losing a job a quirky , off-beat project a quirky and poignant Japanese film a quirky and poignant Japanese film that explores the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality a quirky cast a quirky cast of characters a quite pleasing , headlong thrust a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude a radiant character portrait a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters a ragbag a ragbag of cliches a ragbag of cliches . a rain coat shopping for cheap porn a raise a raison d'etre that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast a rambling and incoherent manifesto a rambling and incoherent manifesto about the vagueness of topical excess a rambling examination of American gun culture that uses his usual modus operandi of crucifixion through juxtaposition a rancorous curiosity : a movie without an apparent audience a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. a randy film about sexy people in gorgeous places a rare gem a rare gift a rare gift for unflinching impartiality a rare glimpse a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know a rare treat a rare treat that shows the promise of digital filmmaking a rare window on an artistic collaboration a rarity a rarity in Hollywood a rather bland a rather bland affair . a rather dull , unimaginative car chase a rather dull person to be stuck with for two hours a rather listless amble a rather listless amble down a rather poor imitation a rather sad a rather sad story a rather sad story of the difficulties a rather shapeless good time a rather simplistic one : grief drives her , love drives him a rather simplistic one : grief drives her , love drives him , and a second chance to find love in the most unlikely place a rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment a rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment out of it a rather thin moral a rather toothless take a rather unbelievable love interest a rather unique approach a rather unique approach to documentary a rating of zero a ravishing , baroque beauty a ravishing consciousness-raiser a ravishing consciousness-raiser , if a bit draggy at times a raw and disturbing tale a raw and disturbing tale that took five years to make a raw exhilaration about it a rawness a ray of hope a razor-sided tuning fork that rings with cultural , sexual and social discord a re-hash a re-hash of the other seven films a ready-made Eurotrash cult a ready-made Eurotrash cult object . a real anarchic flair a real charmer a real danger less sophisticated audiences will mistake it for an endorsement of the very things that Bean abhors a real deal a real director a real director and a real director and good writers for the next installment a real documentary a real downer a real downer ? a real film a real filmmaker a real filmmaker's eye a real flair a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure a real gift a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid a real howler a real human soul a real movie a real shame a real story a real subject in an always surprising way a real treat a real winner a real winner , a real winner , creativity at its peak a real writer plot a real-life , big-budget NC-17 version a real-life , big-budget NC-17 version of Tank Girl a realistic , non-exploitive approach a realistic atmosphere a realistic atmosphere that involves us in the unfolding crisis a realized work a really bad community theater production a really bad community theater production of West Side Story a really bad imitation a really cool bit a really cool bit -- a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized a really funny movie a really long , slow and dreary time a really solid Woody Allen film a really special walk a really special walk in the woods a really strong second effort a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening a reason the studio didn't offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker a reasonable degree a reasonable degree of suspense a reasonably attractive holiday contraption a reasonably attractive holiday contraption , a reasonably attractive holiday contraption , one that families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing should investigate a reasonably good time a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun a recommendation a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts a recycled and dumbed-down version a recycled and dumbed-down version of Love Story a redeeming moment a reductionist view of their Lord as a luv-spreading Dr. Feelgood or omnipotent slacker a refreshing absence a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over a refreshing and comical spin a refreshing and comical spin on the all-too-familiar saga of the contemporary single woman a refreshing change a refreshing change from the self-interest and paranoia that shape most American representations of Castro a refreshing departure a refreshing departure from the now more prevalent technique of the docu-makers being a visible part of their work a refreshingly adult take on adultery a refreshingly different slice a refreshingly different slice of Asian cinema a refreshingly forthright one a refreshingly novel ride a refreshingly serious look a refreshingly serious look at young women a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation on several themes derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films a refusal a regurgitation of cinematic violence a reject a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life a rejected ABC Afterschool Special a rejected TV show a rejected X-Files episode a rejected X-Files episode than a credible account of a puzzling real-life happening a relationship like Holly and Marina's could survive the hothouse emotions of teendom a relationship that is worthy of our respect a relaxed Firth displays impeccable comic skill a relentlessly globalizing world a relic from a bygone era , and its convolutions ... feel silly rather than plausible a reluctant , irresponsible man and a reluctant , irresponsible man and the kid who latches onto him a remake ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic a remake by the numbers a remake by the numbers , linking a halfwit plot to a series of standup routines in which Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie a remarkable a remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck a remarkable amount a remarkable amount of material in the film's short 90 minutes a remarkable and novel a remarkable and novel concept a remarkable film a remarkable film that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted a remarkable gift a remarkable gift for storytelling a remarkable new trick a remarkable piece a remarkable piece of filmmaking a remarkably accessible and haunting film a remarkably coherent , horrifically vivid snapshot a remarkably coherent , horrifically vivid snapshot of those turbulent days a remarkably cohesive whole a remarkably cohesive whole , a remarkably cohesive whole , both visually and thematically a remarkably cohesive whole , both visually and thematically , a remarkably cohesive whole , both visually and thematically , through their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment of an ignored people a remarkably faithful one a remarkably original work a remarkably solid and subtly satirical tour a remarkably solid and subtly satirical tour de force a remarkably strong cast a reminder of how they used to make movies , but also how they sometimes still can be made a reminder of how they used to make movies , but also how they sometimes still can be made . a reminder of the power of film a reminder of the power of film to move us and to make us examine our values a reminiscence without nostalgia or sentimentality a remote shelf a renowned a renowned Indian film culture a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor a renowned filmmaker a renowned filmmaker attempts to show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people a renowned indian film a renowned indian film culture a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor a reprieve a rerun a resolutely realistic path a resolutely realistic path in this uncompromising insight a resolutely realistic path in this uncompromising insight into the harsh existence of the Kurdish refugees of Iran's borderlands a respectable new one a respectable sequel a respectable summer blockbuster a responsive chord with many South Koreans a retail clerk a retooling of Fahrenheit 451 , and a retooling of Fahrenheit 451 , and even as a rip-off of The Matrix a retread a retread of `` Dead Poets ' Society a retread of material already thoroughly a retread of material already thoroughly plumbed by martin scorsese a retread of material already thoroughly plumbed by martin scorsese . a retread story a retread story , bad writing a retread story , bad writing , and a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness a return ticket a return to form for director Peter Bogdanovich a reunion concert a revealing look a revealing look at the collaborative process a revealing look at the collaborative process and a revealing look at the collaborative process and a timely , tongue-in-cheek profile of the corporate circus that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing a rewarding balance a rewarding balance between emotion a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale a rewarding one a rich and full life a rich and intelligent film a rich and intelligent film that a rich and intelligent film that uses a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence and how the heart accomodates practical a rich and intelligent film that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence and how the heart accomodates practical needs . a rich historical subject a rich stew a rich stew of longing a rich subject a rich subject and a rich subject and some fantastic moments and scenes a rich visual clarity and deeply a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma a ride , basically a ride , basically the kind of greatest-hits reel that might come with a subscription to ESPN the Magazine a ride that's consistently surprising , easy to watch -- but , oh , so dumb a ridiculous wig a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell a right to yawp a riot a riot . The movie is a dud a riot to see Rob Schneider in a young woman's clothes a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche a rip-off of The Matrix a ripper of a yarn and a ripper of a yarn and I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill a ripper of a yarn and I for one enjoyed the thrill of the chill . a ripping good yarn a ripping good yarn is told . a risk if you choose to see it a risky venture that never quite goes where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy a river of sadness that pours into every frame a riveting , brisk delight a riveting , pulse intensifying escapist adventure a riveting , pulse intensifying escapist adventure of the first order a riveting and surprisingly romantic ride a riveting movie experience a road-trip drama a road-trip drama with too many wrong turns a road-trip movie that's surprisingly short of both adventure and song a roaring success a rock-solid little genre picture a role of almost Bergmanesque intensity a role that Ford effortlessly filled with authority a roller-coaster ride a roller-coaster ride from innocence a roller-coaster ride of a movie a rollicking adventure a rollicking adventure for you a rollicking adventure for you and a rollicking adventure for you and all your mateys , regardless of their ages a rollicking good time a rollicking good time for the most part a romance this smart a romantic a romantic comedy a romantic comedy plotline a romantic comedy plotline straight from the ages a romantic comedy that's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies a romantic crime comedy a romantic crime comedy that turns out to be clever , amusing and unpredictable a romantic pairing a romantic pairing of hearts a romantic relationship a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work a romantic scenario that is just as simplistic as a Hollywood production a rosily myopic view a rosily myopic view of life in the WWII-era Mississippi Delta a rounded and revealing overview a rounded and revealing overview of this ancient holistic healing system a rousing good story a rousing success a rousing treatise of sensual empowerment a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled `` Glory : A Soldier's Story a routine crime a routine crime thriller remarkable only for its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd . a routine shocker a routine slasher film that was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through a ruffle in what is already an erratic career a rush a rush of sequins , flashbulbs , blaring brass and back-stabbing babes a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half a rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy tale a rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy tale of hidden invasion a rustic retreat and pee against a tree a résumé loaded with credits like `` Girl in Bar # 3 a sad , soggy potboiler a sad , soggy potboiler that wastes the talents of its attractive young leads a sad , sordid universe a sad aristocrat in tattered finery a sad picture a sad picture of the singles scene a sad sitcom of a movie , largely devoid of charm a sad trust a sadistic bike flick a sadistic bike flick that would have made Vittorio De Sica proud a saga a saga of the ups and downs of friendships a sales tool a salute a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid a salute to the universal language of rhythm a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds a sane and breathtakingly creative film a sane regimen a sane regimen of eating , sleeping and stress-reducing contemplation a sappy , preachy one a sappy , preachy one at that a sardine a sardonic jolt a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout a satisfactory overview a satisfactory overview of the bizarre world of extreme athletes as several daredevils a satisfactory overview of the bizarre world of extreme athletes as several daredevils express their own views . a satisfying complete picture a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier a satisfying crime drama a satisfying destination a satisfying evening a satisfying evening at the multiplex a satisfying kids flck a satisfying kids flck becomes increasingly implausible as it races through contrived plot points a satisfying movie experience a satisfying summer blockbuster a satisfying summer blockbuster and a satisfying summer blockbuster and worth a look a satisfying well-made romantic comedy a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted a satisfyingly unsettling ride a scary , action-packed chiller a scathing indictment a scathing portrayal of a powerful entity strangling the life out a scathing portrayal of a powerful entity strangling the life out of the people who want to believe in it the most a schlocky creature a schmaltzy , by-the-numbers romantic comedy , partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success -- and entirely a schmaltzy , by-the-numbers romantic comedy , partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success -- and entirely soulless . a scientific law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed a scorchingly plotted dramatic scenario a scrappy , jovial team a screenplay more ingeniously constructed a screenplay more ingeniously constructed than '' Memento '' a screenplay more ingeniously constructed than `` Memento '' a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior a screenplay to die for a screenwriter's a screwed-up man a screwed-up man who dared to mess with some powerful people a script ( by Paul Pender ) made of wood a script in need of polishing a script of even the most elemental literacy , an inkling of genuine wit , and anything resembling acting a script that assumes you aren't very bright a script that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience a scruffy a scummy ripoff a scummy ripoff of David Cronenberg a scummy ripoff of David Cronenberg's brilliant ` Videodrome a scummy ripoff of David Cronenberg's brilliant ` Videodrome . a scummy ripoff of David Cronenberg's brilliant ` Videodrome . ' a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter a sea of visual and verbal clichés a seamless ensemble a seamless ensemble . a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance a searing album a searing album of remembrance from those who , having survived , suffered most a searing lead a searing lead performance a second assassin shot Kennedy ? Moot point . a second chance to find love in the most unlikely place a seemingly brainless a seemingly serene marriage a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence a self-congratulatory 3D IMAX rah-rah a self-conscious performer a self-hatred instilled a self-indulgent script a self-reflexive , philosophical nature a semi-throwback , a reminiscence without nostalgia or sentimentality a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor a sense of action a sense of childhood imagination a sense of dramatic urgency a sense of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions a sense of good intentions derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone a sense of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout a sense of mystery a sense of playfulness and excitement a sense of pure wonderment and excitement a sense of wonder a sense-of-humour failure a sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted drama a septuagenarian a sequel you can refuse a series of beginnings and middles that never take off a series of brutal set pieces a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . a series of pretentiously awful student films a series of relentlessly nasty situations a series of riveting set pieces a series of tales told with the intricate preciseness of the best short story writing . a series of very bad special effects a serious actioner a serious actioner ; the next a serious contender a serious contender for the title a serious debt to The Road Warrior a serious drama a serious exploration a serious exploration of nuclear terrorism a serious minded patience , respect and affection a serious read , a serious read , filled with heavy doses of always enticing Sayles dialogue a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out a seriously intended movie a seriously intended movie that is not easily forgotten a sermon for most of its running time a servicable World War II drama a serviceable melodrama a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap a set of evidence as you'll ever find of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives a set of heartfelt performances a setup , delivery and payoff . Stealing Harvard can't even do that much . Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth a setup so easy it borders on facile a severe case of Hollywood-itis a severe case of oversimplification , superficiality and silliness a sexy slip of an earth mother a sexy slip of an earth mother who mourns her tragedies in private and embraces life in public a shabby script a shaky , uncertain film a shallow rumination a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success a shambling charm a shame a shame the marvelous first 101 minutes have to be combined with the misconceived final 5 a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom a shameless sham a shameless sham , a shameless sham , calculated to cash in on the popularity of its stars a sharp eye a sharp movie a sharp movie about otherwise dull subjects a sharp script a sharp script and a sharp script and strong performances a sharper , cleaner script a sheer unbridled delight a sheer unbridled delight in the way a sheer unbridled delight in the way the story unfurls a shield a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work a shimmering picture postcard a ship as leaky a shock-you-into-laughter intensity a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions a shocking lack a show forged in still-raw emotions a showcase a showcase for Sandler's many talents a showdown a shrewd and effective film a shrewd and effective film from a director who understands how to create and sustain a mood a shrill , didactic cartoon a sick , twisted sort of way a sick and evil woman a sick society ? a sickening thud a sickly sweet coating a side dish no one ordered a side dish of asparagus a side dish of asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts a side of contemporary Chinese life that many outsiders will be surprised to know a side of contemporary Chinese life that many outsiders will be surprised to know exists , and does so with an artistry that also smacks of revelation . a sight to behold a sign . An EXIT sign a sign . An EXIT sign , that is a significant character study a significant character study that is both moving and wise a silent , lumpish cipher a silly ( but not sophomoric ) romp a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick a silly , self-indulgent filmmaker a silly comedy a silly hack-and-slash flick a similarly morose and humorless horror movie a similarly morose and humorless horror movie that , although flawed , is to be commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness a simple '' Goddammit a simple `` Goddammit a simple and heart-warming story a simple and heart-warming story , a simple and heart-warming story , full of mirth that should charm all but the most cynical a simple diversion for the kids a simple message a simple misfire a simple plan a simple premise a simple story , perhaps the simplest story of all a simple story , perhaps the simplest story of all , in a way that seems compelling and even original a simplistic narrative and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent a sincere performance a sincerely crafted picture a sincerely crafted picture that deserves to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies a single gag sequence a single good film a single good reason a single iota worse a single man's struggle to regain his life , his dignity and his music a single surprise a sinner a sitcom without the snap-crackle a situation a situation that quickly snowballs out of a sketchy work-in-progress a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time a skillful filmmaker a skillful filmmaker can impart a message without bludgeoning the audience over the head a skillful fisher a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation ... a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation ... just about as chilling and unsettling as ` Manhunter ' a skyscraper a slam-dunk a slap-happy mood a slap-happy series a slapdash mess a slapstick comedy a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem a sleek sociopath a sleeper success a sleepy afternoon rental a slice of American Pie hijinks a slice of counterculture a slice of counterculture that might be best forgotten a slick piece of nonsense but nothing more a slight , weightless fairy tale a slight and uninventive movie a slightly anarchic approach that works only sporadically a slightly believable love triangle a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway a sloppy script a slow , deliberate gait a slow , soggy , soporific , visually dank crime melodrama\/character study a slow , soggy , soporific , visually dank crime melodrama\/character study that would be more at home on the small screen but for its stellar cast a slow death a slow slog to get there a slow study : The action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik a sly dissection of the inanities of the contemporary music business and a rather sad story of the difficulties of artistic collaboration a sly dissection of the inanities of the contemporary music business and a rather sad story of the difficulties of artistic collaboration . a sly wink a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke a small , personal film a small but rewarding a small but rewarding comedy a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up a small star with big heart a small town life a small treasure a smart a smart , a smart , funny look a smart , funny look at an arcane area of popular culture a smart , nuanced look a smart , nuanced look at de Sade a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and what might have happened at Picpus a smart , romantic a smart , romantic drama a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the French Revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the french revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original , mind you a smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original , mind you , but solidly entertaining a smart and satisfying a smart comedy a smart comedy would come along to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop a smart movie a smart movie that knows its classical music , knows its Freud and knows its Sade a smart new comedy a smart script a smart script and a smartly directed , grown-up film a smartly directed , grown-up film of ideas a smartly written motion picture a smashing success a smear a smile a smile , just sneers and bile a smile on your face a smile on your face and a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach a smooth sleight a smoother , more focused a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore a smutty guilty pleasure a snail's pace a snapshot of a dangerous political situation on the verge of coming to a head a snapshot of modern China in microcosm as it is a crash course in movie mythology a snore a snore and a snore and utter tripe a so-called ` comedy ' a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh a sobering meditation a sobering recount of a very bleak day in Derry a social injustice , at least a sock-you-in-the-eye a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else a soft , percolating magic a soft , percolating magic , a soft , percolating magic , a deadpan suspense a soft spot for precollegiate humor a solid , a solid , anguished performance a solid , anguished performance that eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done a solid , if somewhat heavy-handed , account of the near-disaster a solid , if somewhat heavy-handed , account of the near-disaster ... done up by Howard with a steady , if not very imaginative , hand a solid , unassuming drama a solid , unassuming drama . a solid , well-formed satire a solid , well-formed satire . a solid action pic a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form a solid base a solid base hit . a solid build-up a solid build-up , a solid build-up , a terrific climax a solid build-up , a terrific climax , a solid build-up , a terrific climax , and a solid build-up , a terrific climax , and some nice chills along the way a solid cast a solid emotional impact a solid formula a solid formula for successful animated movies a solid mixture a solid mixture of sweetness a solid movie a solid movie about people whose lives are anything but a solid pedigree a solid pedigree both in front of and , more specifically , behind the camera a solid performance a solid performance by Arliss Howard a solid sci-fi thriller a solid success a solid tale a solid woman - finding-herself story a solidly entertaining and moving family drama a somber film , a sometimes interesting remake that doesn't compare to the brilliant original a somewhat backhanded compliment to say that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality a soothing a soothing formula a soothing formula of brotherly conflict and reconciliation a sophisticated , funny and good-natured treat a sophisticated , funny and good-natured treat , a sophisticated , funny and good-natured treat , slight but a pleasure a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment a sophisticated flower child's a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom a sort of cinematic high crime , one that brings military courtroom dramas down very , very low a sort of comfort food for the mind a sort of filmic epiphany that revels in the true potential of the medium . a sort of geriatric Dirty Harry , which will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man a sort of inter-species parody of a VH1 Behind the Music episode a sort of ridiculous sourness a soufflé gone wrong a soul and a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism a soul-stirring a soul-stirring documentary a soul-stirring documentary about the israeli\/palestinian a soul-stirring documentary about the israeli\/palestinian conflict as revealed through the eyes of some children who remain curious about each other against all odds a soul-stirring documentary about the israeli\/palestinian conflict as revealed through the eyes of some children who remain curious about each other against all odds . a soulful , incisive meditation a soulless hunk a soulless hunk of exploitative garbage a sound machine a sour cliche a sour little movie a sour little movie at its core ; an exploration of the emptiness that underlay the relentless gaiety a sour taste a sour taste in one's mouth a sour taste in one's mouth , a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else a sour taste in your mouth a source of high hilarity a space station in the year 2455 can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) a spark of its own a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch a spark of new inspiration in it a spark of new inspiration in it , a spark of new inspiration in it , just more of the same , done with noticeably less energy and imagination a sparkling newcomer a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair a spectacular completion one a spectacular performance - ahem a spectacular piece a spectacular piece of theater a spectator a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors a speedy swan dive a spell over you a spell-casting beauty a spirit a spirit that can not be denied a spirited and touching occasion a spirited film a spirited film and a spirited film and a must-see a spiritual aspect a splash a splash even greater a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards a splendid job a splendid job of racial profiling Hollywood style -- casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- a splendid job of racial profiling Hollywood style -- casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- a trend long overdue a splendid meal a spontaneity a spontaneity to The Chateau , a sense of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout a spoof comedy a spoof comedy that carries its share of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh a spoof comedy that carries its share of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh . a sports extravaganza a sports movie with action that's exciting on the field and a story you a sports movie with action that's exciting on the field and a story you care about off it a sports movie with action that's exciting on the field and a story you care about off it . a spotty script a sprawl of uncoordinated vectors a square , sentimental drama that satisfies , as comfort food often can a squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula a squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula that goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly a stab a stab at soccer hooliganism a stab at soccer hooliganism , a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- and a stable-full of solid performances a stadium-seat megaplex a staggeringly compelling character a staggeringly compelling character , a staggeringly compelling character , a young man whose sharp intellect is at the very root of his contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways a stale , overused cocktail a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish a stale , overused cocktail using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch a stale copy a stale copy of a picture that wasn't all that great to begin with a stand in favor of tradition and warmth a stand up and cheer flick a standard a standard of quality a standard-issue crime drama spat out from the Tinseltown assembly line . a standout performance a staple a staple of exploitation theater programming a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good a star vehicle a star vehicle for Zhao a star-making project a stark portrait a stark portrait of motherhood deferred and desire a startling film that gives you a fascinating , albeit depressing view of Iranian rural life close to the Iraqi border a startling story that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times a stately sense a stately sense of composition a statement and issue worthy a statement and issue worthy of a much more thoughtfulness and insight than a melodramatic and wholly predictable thriller a static series a static series of semi-improvised ( and semi-coherent ) raps between the stars . a stellar a stellar performance a stellar performance by Al Pacino a step down a step further , a step further , richer a step further , richer and a step further , richer and deeper a step in the right direction a step in the right direction , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion a stereotype a stereotypical one a stereotypical one of self-discovery a sterling ensemble cast a stick a sticky-sweet soap a stiff a stiff wind to blow it uphill a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something a stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess a stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess this a stirring a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie a stirring visual sequence a stirring visual sequence like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle a stirring visual sequence like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle rouses us . a stock plot a story , an old and scary one , about the monsters we make , and the vengeance they take . a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film a story already overladen with plot conceits a story as bizarre a story for more than four minutes a story largely untold a story of dramatic enlightenment a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George a story of two misfits who don't stand a chance alone a story powerful enough to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own a story that's compelling and heartfelt -- even if the heart belongs to a big a story that's shapeless and uninflected a story that could touch anyone regardless of their familiarity with the sport a story that is all too predictable a story that is so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true a story that is unlike any a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else a story that needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies a story that puts old-fashioned values under the microscope a story that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know a story that zings all the way through with originality , humour and pathos a story we haven't seen on the big screen before , and it's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know a story we haven't seen on the big screen before , and it's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know . a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation a story without surprises a story worth caring about a storyline that never quite delivers the original magic a straight face a straight-to-video movie a straightforward , emotionally honest manner a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end a strainingly cute film -- with a blind orphan at its center , no less -- indicates where his ambitions have wandered a strange combo of you-are-there closeness with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen a strange film , one that was hard for me to warm up to a strange kind of laziness a strange kind of laziness to waste the talents of Robert Forster , Anne Meara , Eugene Levy , and Reginald VelJohnson all in the same movie a strange urge to get on a board and , uh , shred , dude a strangely drab romp a strangely sinister happy ending a strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort a strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort feel like a 10-course banquet a strangely stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort feel like a 10-course banquet . a strangely tempting bouquet a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie a streetwise McLaughlin Group a strength a strength of a documentary to disregard available bias a strict reality a striking new significance for anyone a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film a striking style a striking style behind the camera a string of ensemble cast romances recently a string of exotic locales a strong a strong , character-oriented piece a strong , unified showing a strong , unified showing among Germany and Eastern European Jews a strong and unforced supporting cast a strong case a strong case for letting sleeping dogs lie a strong case for the importance of the musicians a strong case for the importance of the musicians in creating the Motown sound a strong directorial stamp a strong directorial stamp on every frame of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye a strong dramatic and emotional pull a strong dramatic and emotional pull that gradually sneaks up on the audience a strong education and a strong erotic spark to the most crucial lip-reading sequence a strong impression a strong message a strong message about never giving up on a loved one a strong narrative a strong performance a strong performance from Zhao a strong pulse a strong script a strong script , a strong script , powerful direction a strong script , powerful direction and a strong script , powerful direction and splendid production design a strong script , powerful direction and splendid production design allows us to be transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being a strong script , powerful direction and splendid production design allows us to be transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being . a strong script and a strong script and energetic acting a strong sense of humanism a strong thumbs a strong thumbs up a strong-minded viewpoint , a strong-minded viewpoint , or a strong-minded viewpoint , or a sense of humor a struggling nobody a student film a study in contrasts ; the wide range of one actor a study in schoolgirl obsession a stultifyingly obvious one a stumblebum a stunning , Taxi Driver-esque portrayal a stunning , Taxi Driver-esque portrayal of a man teetering on the edge of sanity a stunning film a stunning film , a stunning film , a one-of-a-kind tour de force a stunning fusion of music and images a stunning lyrical work a stunning lyrical work of considerable force and truth a stunning new young talent a stunning new young talent in one a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries a stunning technical achievement a stunningly unoriginal premise a stupefying a stupefying attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold and throw 40 years of cinematic history down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs a sturdiness and solidity a sturdiness and solidity that we've long associated with Washington a stuttering script a stylish and energetic one-shot a stylish and energetic one-shot , a stylish and energetic one-shot , The Queen of the Damned a stylish exercise a stylish exercise in revisionism whose point a stylish psychological thriller a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun a subject that's potentially moving a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative a subject you thought would leave you cold . A case in point a submarine epic a submarine movie with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation a substantive movie a substitute for humor a subtle and richly internalized performance a subtle way of getting under your skin and sticking with you long after it's over a subtlety that is an object lesson in period filmmaking a subtlety that makes the silly , over-the-top coda especially disappointing a suburban architect a subzero version a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , a success a successful a successful adaptation a successful adaptation and a successful adaptation and an enjoyable film in its own right a successful career a successful career in TV a successful example a successful example of the lovable-loser protagonist a successful one a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects a such a brainless flibbertigibbet a sucker a sucker for a good old fashion romance and someone who shamelessly loves to eat , then Mostly Martha a sucker for a good old fashion romance and someone who shamelessly loves to eat , then Mostly Martha offers all the perfect ingredients to more than satisfy your appetite . a sucker-punch a sudden lunch rush a sudden turn and devolves a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum a sufficient a sufficient explanation a suffocating a suffocating rape-payback a suffocating rape-payback horror a suffocating rape-payback horror show that hinges on the subgenre's most enabling victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers . a sugar high gone awry a suitable entry into the fest circuit a sultry evening a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth a summer a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action a summer of good stuff a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop a summer popcorn movie a summer popcorn movie . Nothing too deep or substantial . a summer popcorn movie . Nothing too deep or substantial . Explosions , jokes , and sexual innuendoes abound a summer-camp talent show : hastily written a summertime look-see a sumptuous work a super hero a superb a superb performance a superficial snapshot a superficial way a superficial way , while never sure a superior cast a superior cast playing smart people amid a compelling plot a superior crime movie a superior horror flick a superior moral tone a superior movie a supremely hopeful cautionary tale a supremely hopeful cautionary tale of war's madness remembered that we , today , can prevent its tragic waste of life a supremely kittenish performance a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers a sure hand a surfeit of weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past a surgeon mends a surgeon mends a broken heart a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion a surprising , subtle turn a surprising , subtle turn at the midway point a surprising winner a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences a surprisingly anemic a surprisingly anemic disappointment a surprisingly cinematic experience a surprisingly effective Peter\/Spider-Man a surprisingly engaging film a surprisingly faithful remake a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor a surprisingly juvenile lark , a surprisingly sensitive script co-written a suspenseful horror movie a suspenseful spin a suspenseful spin on standard horror flick formula a sweaty old guy in a rain coat shopping for cheap porn a sweet a sweet , charming tale a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship a sweet , even delectable diversion a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser that lifts your spirits a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser that lifts your spirits as well as a sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser that lifts your spirits as well as the corners of your mouth a sweet and charming way a sweet and enjoyable fantasy a sweet and modest a sweet and modest and a sweet and modest and ultimately winning story a sweet and sexy film a sweet little girl a sweet treasure a sweet treasure and a sweet treasure and something a sweet treasure and something well worth a sweet treasure and something well worth your time a sweetly a sweetly affecting story about four sisters who are coping , in one way or another , with life a sweetly affecting story about four sisters who are coping , in one way or another , with life's endgame . a sweetness , clarity and emotional openness a sweetness , clarity and emotional openness that recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism a symbolic resonance a symptom of artistic malnutrition a tactic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas a tad slow a tale full of nuance and character dimension a tale worth catching a talent a talent as outstanding as director Bruce McCulloch a talented director a talented head a talk that appeals to me a talking head documentary , but a great one a talky bore a tap-dancing rhino a tapestry woven of romance , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters a tart , smart breath of fresh air a task he is not nearly up to a taste for the quirky a taste of tangy new humor a tasteful , intelligent manner a tasty a tasty balance a tasty hors-d'oeuvre a tasty performance a tasty performance from Vincent Gallo a tasty performance from Vincent Gallo lifts this tale of cannibal lust above the ordinary a tasty slice of droll whimsy . a tattered and ugly past with rose-tinted glasses a taunt a taut contest a tawdry B-movie scum a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script a tearjerker a tearjerker that doesn't and a thriller that won't a technical , logistical feat a technically superb film a technically superb film , a technically superb film , shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , expertly utilizing the talents of his top-notch creative team a technically well-made a technically well-made suspenser a technically well-made suspenser ... a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight a tedious picture a teen movie with a humanistic message a teenage boy out there somewhere who's dying for this kind of entertainment a teenybopper Ed Wood film , a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama a teeth-clenching gusto a temperamental child begging for attention , giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining a temporal inquiry a tenacious , humane fighter a tenacious , humane fighter who was also the prisoner ( and ultimately the victim ) of history a tendency to sag in certain places a tendency to slip into hokum a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip a tepid waste a tepid waste of time and talent a term paper a terrible a terrible adaptation a terrible adaptation of a play a terrible adaptation of a play that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome a terrible adaptation of a play that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome . a terrible adaptation of a play that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome . In the wrong hands , i . e . Peploe's , it's simply unbearable a terrible beauty a terrible film a terrible movie a terrible movie , a terrible movie , just a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- an unrewarding collar for a murder mystery a terrible movie in every regard a terrible story a terrible strength a terrible tragedy a terrible true story a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress Andie MacDowell a terrific American sports movie a terrific character study a terrific character study , a terrific character study , a probe into the life of a complex man a terrific climax a terrific effort a terrific flick a terrific flick replete with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music a terrific job a terrific look a terrific performance a terrific performance in this fascinating portrait of a modern Lothario a terrific role a terrific role for someone like Judd , who really ought to be playing villains a terrific screenplay a terrific screenplay and a terrific screenplay and fanciful direction a terrorist bomb a testament of quiet endurance , of common concern , a testament of quiet endurance , of common concern , of reconciled survival a testament to De Niro and director Michael Caton-Jones a testament to the divine calling of education and a demonstration of the painstaking a testament to the divine calling of education and a demonstration of the painstaking process of imparting knowledge . a testament to the film's considerable charm a testament to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries a testament to the integrity and vision of the band a testimonial dinner a testimonial dinner than a documentary a text to ` lick a text to ` lick , a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast a theater full of people constantly checking their watches a theme that will resonate with singles of many ages a therapeutic zap of shock treatment a therapy session a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet a thin notion a thing that already knows it's won a thing to do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels , fight off various anonymous attackers , and evade elaborate surveillance technologies a thinking man's a thinking man's monster movie a third-act plot development is somewhat melodramatic a third-person story now , told by Hollywood , and much more ordinary for it a thirteen-year-old's book report a thoroughly modern maiden a thought-provoking a thought-provoking , a thought-provoking , haunting a thought-provoking , haunting film a thoughtful a thoughtful , a thoughtful , emotional a thoughtful , emotional movie a thoughtful , emotional movie experience a thoughtful , reverent a thoughtful , reverent portrait a thoughtful , reverent portrait of what a thoughtful , reverent portrait of what is essentially a subculture , with its own rules regarding love and family , governance and hierarchy a thoughtful , reverent portrait of what is essentially a subculture , with its own rules regarding love and family , governance and hierarchy . a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse a thoughtful and unflinching examination of an alternative lifestyle a thoughtful examination a thoughtful examination of faith , love and power a thoughtful what-if a thoughtful what-if for the heart as well as the mind a thoughtful what-if for the heart as well as the mind . a thousand years old , a thousand years old , but why did it have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us ? a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience a thrill a thrill ride a thrill ride . a thrill ride . this a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' a thriller a thriller , a thriller , and the performances a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism a thriller without thrills and a mystery devoid of urgent questions a thriller without thrills and a mystery devoid of urgent questions . a thrilling sci-fi cinematic ride a throwaway , junk-food movie a throwaway , junk-food movie whose rap soundtrack was better tended to than the film itself a throwaway movie a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time a throwback war movie a tidal wave of plot a tight , brisk 85-minute screwball thriller , '' a tight , brisk 85-minute screwball thriller , '' Big Trouble '' a tight , focused performance a tight , focused performance illuminated by shards of feeling a tight plot with an easy pace a tight plot with an easy pace and a tight plot with an easy pace and a focus on character drama over crime-film complications a time travel back to what it felt like during those unforgettably uncertain days a time travel back to what it felt like during those unforgettably uncertain days . a time when commercialism has squeezed the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had a time when half the so-called real movies are little more than live-action cartoons a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda a timeless and unique perspective a timely , tongue-in-cheek profile a timely , tongue-in-cheek profile of the corporate circus that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role that U . S . a tiny sense of hope a tired , talky feel a tired Tyco ad a tired old setting a tired one a tireless story a tiresome cliché a tolerable diversion a ton of laughs a ton of laughs that everyone can enjoy a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny a tone-deaf singer a tone-deaf singer at a benefit concert a tongue-in-cheek attitude a too-conscientious adaptation a top-notch cast a topnotch foursome a topnotch foursome of actors a torn book jacket a torrent a torrent of emotion a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia a total lack a total lack of empathy a total loss a total misfire a total rehash a total success a total success ? a total washout a total winner a totally formulaic movie a touch of humor a touch of the flamboyant , the outrageous a touch too Arthouse 101 in its poetic symbolism a touching , transcendent love story a touching love story a touching reflection a touching reflection on aging , suffering and the prospect of death a tough pill to swallow a tough pill to swallow and a tough sit a tough time a tough time emerging from between the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the newfangled Hollywood post-production effects a tougher picture a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy a tour de force a tour de force , a tour de force , written and directed so quietly that it's implosion a tour de force , written and directed so quietly that it's implosion rather than explosion you fear a tour de force that is weird , wacky and wonderful a tradition-bound widow who is drawn into the exotic world of belly dancing a tragedy a tragedy which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies a tragic coming-of-age saga punctuated by bursts of animator Todd McFarlane's superhero dystopia a tragic dimension a tragic dimension and a tragic dimension and savage full-bodied wit a tragic dimension and savage full-bodied wit and a tragic love story a tragic past a train wreck a train wreck of an action film a train wreck of an action film -- a train wreck of an action film -- a stupefying attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold and throw 40 years of cinematic history down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs a transcript of a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet a transition is a common tenet in the world's religions . This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning a transition is a common tenet in the world's religions . This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning and a transition is a common tenet in the world's religions . This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications a transparently hypocritical work a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years a trashy a trashy , a trashy , exploitative a trashy , exploitative , a trashy , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant a trashy , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant experience a trashy , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant experience . a trashy cop buddy comedy a trashy little a travelogue for what mostly resembles a real-life , big-budget NC-17 version of Tank Girl a travesty a travesty of a transvestite comedy a travesty of the genre a travesty of the genre and even as spoof takes itself too seriously a treasure a treasure chest a treasure chest of material a treasure in and of itself a treat a treat -- a treat -- a delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy with a zippy jazzy score a treat watching Shaw , a British stage icon , melting under the heat of Phocion's attentions a treatise on spirituality a treatise on spirituality as well as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller a tree a tremendous , offbeat sense a tremendous , offbeat sense of style and humor a tremendous , offbeat sense of style and humor that suggests he was influenced by some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh a tremendous performance a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire a trend a trend long overdue a tribute a tribute to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director a tribute to the power of women to heal a tricky tightrope between being wickedly funny and just plain wicked a trifle a trifle flat a trifle of a movie a trip a triple-espresso endurance challenge a triumph a triumph , a triumph , however , a triumph , however , it a triumph , however , it is not a triumph for its maverick director a triumph of emotionally and narratively complex filmmaking a triumph of emotionally and narratively complex filmmaking . a triumph of gentility a triumph of gentility that earns its moments of pathos a triumph of imagination a triumph of the indomitable human will a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create a troubadour a troubled African-American's quest to come to terms with his origins a troubled and determined homicide cop a troubling interpretation a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . A rewarding work of art a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . A rewarding work of art for only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers a trove a trove of delights a true a true ` epic ' a true adaptation a true adaptation of her book a true and historically significant a true and historically significant story a true believer a true cinematic knack a true delight . a true star a true study , a true study , a film with a questioning heart a true talent a true talent for drawing wrenching performances from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable a truly , truly bad movie a truly annoying pitch a truly distinctive and a deeply pertinent film a truly frightening situation a truly grand scale a truly larger-than-life character a truly magical movie a truly singular character a truly singular character , a truly singular character , one whose frailties are only slightly magnified versions of the ones that vex nearly everyone a truly wonderful a truly wonderful tale a truly wonderful tale combined with stunning animation a truly wonderful tale combined with stunning animation . a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can ? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body ? If you answered yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy a turkey a twist a twist -- far better a twisted sense a twisted sense of humor a twisting , unpredictable , cat-and-mouse thriller a twisty double-cross a two star script a two-actor master class a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness a typical Bible killer story a typically solid performance a typically solid performance in a role that is a bit of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past a unique , well-crafted psychological study a unique , well-crafted psychological study of grief a unique culture a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal a unique modern fairytale a universal a universal product a universal product code instead of a title a universally interesting soul a useless movie a valentine sealed with a kiss a valiant attempt to tell a story about the Vietnam War before the pathology set in a valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view a valuable time a valuable time capsule to remind us of the devastating horror suffered by an entire people a vampire a vampire soap opera that doesn't make much a vanity project a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story a vastly improved Germanic version a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding a vastness implied in Metropolis that is just breathtaking a vat of failed jokes , twitchy acting , and general boorishness a vehicle to savour Binoche's skill a vehicle to showcase the Canadian's inane ramblings a vehicle to showcase the canadian's inane ramblings a vehicle to showcase the canadian's inane ramblings , stealing harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr a verbal duel a verbal duel between two gifted performers a veritable source of sincere passion that this Hollywood contrivance orbits around a very ambitious project a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker a very bad feeling a very bleak day a very cliched drum a very cliched drum at times a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment a very complex situation a very distinctive sensibility a very distinctive sensibility , a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success a very entertaining , thought-provoking film a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message a very fine movie -- go see it a very funny , heartwarming film a very good ( but not great ) movie a very good job a very good job conveying the issue at hand a very good movie a very good movie in any objective sense a very good time a very good time at the cinema a very good viewing alternative a very good viewing alternative for young women a very lively dream a very lucky filmmaker a very lucky filmmaker the day a very moving and revelatory a very moving and revelatory footnote a very moving and revelatory footnote to the Holocaust a very moving and revelatory footnote to the holocaust a very old-school kind a very old-school kind of quality a very original artist a very original artist in his medium a very rainy day a very rainy day . a very real and amusing give-and-take a very resonant chord a very sincere work a very strong back a very talented but underutilized supporting cast a very tasteful rock and a very tasteful rock and roll movie a very valuable film a very very strong `` B + a very well-made , funny and entertaining a very well-made , funny and entertaining picture a very well-made , funny and entertaining picture . a vibrant , colorful world a vibrant and intoxicating fashion a vicarious voyage to the last frontier a vicious hangover a victim of none -- i can testify to the comparative accuracy of ms a video helmer a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . a video store near you a village idiot as the 007 clone a virgin with a chastity belt . a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring a visceral level a visceral level that transcends language a visceral sense of its characters ' lives a visceral sense of its characters ' lives and conflicted emotions that carries it far above ... what could have been a melodramatic , Lifetime Channel-style anthology a vision a vision both painterly and literary a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago a visionary a visionary with a tale full of nuance and character dimension a visit to McDonald's , let alone a visual delight a visual delight and a visual delight and a decent popcorn adventure a visual flair that waxes poetic far too much for our taste a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except a visual style that is willfully overwrought a visual style unique and inherent a visual tour-de-force a visual tour-de-force and a visual tour-de-force and a story a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else a visual treat a visual treat for all audiences a visually compelling one a visually masterful work a visually masterful work of quiet power a visually seductive a visually seductive , unrepentantly trashy a visually seductive , unrepentantly trashy take a visually stunning rumination a visually stunning rumination on love , memory , history and the war between art and commerce a vivid , thoughtful , unapologetically raw coming-of-age tale a vivid , thoughtful , unapologetically raw coming-of-age tale full of sex , drugs and rock a vivid , thoughtful , unapologetically raw coming-of-age tale full of sex , drugs and rock 'n' roll . a vivid , vibrant individual a vivid , vibrant individual and a vivid , vibrant individual and the movie's focus a vivid , vibrant individual and the movie's focus upon her makes it successful and accessible a vivid imagination a vivid imagination and a vivid imagination and an impressive style a vivid personality a voice for a pop-cyber culture a volatile and overlong W magazine fashion a volatile combination a wacky , screwball comedy a wacky and inspired little film a wacky and inspired little film that works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs a war tribute a war tribute is disgusting to begin with a war-ravaged land a warm , enveloping affection a warm , fuzzy feeling a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails a warm , moving message a warm and charming package a warm and charming package that you'll feel too happy to argue much a warm and well-told tale a warm glow a warm invitation a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world a warmth a warmth that isn't faked a wartime farce in the alternately comic and a waste a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast a waste of time a watch a watch that makes time go faster rather than a watchful affection a watchful affection for the monster a waterlogged equivalent a waterlogged equivalent of a haunted-house movie a way of gently swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements a way of infecting the entire crowd as the film rolls on a way of seeping into your consciousness a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span a way that bespeaks an expiration date passed a long time ago a way that few movies have ever approached a way that intrigues and even fascinates us a way that is surprisingly enjoyable a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement a way that seems compelling and even original a way that speaks forcefully enough about the mechanisms of poverty to transcend the rather simplistic filmmaking a way that verges on the amateurish a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago a way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor a way to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore a way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore a weak , manipulative , pencil-thin story a weak , manipulative , pencil-thin story that is miraculously able to entertain anyway . a weak and ineffective ghost story a weak and ineffective ghost story without a conclusion or pay off a weak and ineffective ghost story without a conclusion or pay off . a weak movie a weak or careless performance a weak or careless performance amongst them a weak script a weak script that can't support the epic treatment a weary journalist a web of dazzling entertainment a weepy melodrama a weird fizzle a weirdly beautiful place a welcome , if downbeat , missive a welcome , if downbeat , missive from a forgotten front a welcome and heartwarming addition a welcome and heartwarming addition to the romantic comedy genre a welcome improvement a welcome lack a welcome pinch a welcome pinch of tartness a welcome relief a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings a welcome return a welcome return to the roots of a genre that should depend on surprises a welcome step a well loved classic a well-acted television melodrama a well-balanced fashion a well-defined sense a well-deserved reputation a well-deserved reputation as one a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists a well-established genre a well-intentioned remake a well-made a well-made PB & J sandwich a well-made and satisfying thriller a well-made evocation a well-made evocation of a subculture a well-made pizza a well-made thriller a well-made thriller with a certain level a well-made thriller with a certain level of intelligence and non-reactionary morality a well-made thriller with a certain level of intelligence and non-reactionary morality . a well-mounted history lesson a well-written and occasionally challenging social drama a well-written and occasionally challenging social drama that actually has something interesting to say a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun a wet burlap sack a wet burlap sack of gloom a wet stick of dynamite a wet stick of dynamite at the very end a whale of a good time a while , as do Joan and Philip's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery a whimper a whip-crack of a buddy movie a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper a whip-smart sense of narrative bluffs a white-empowered police force a whole bunch of Snowball's cynicism to cut through the sugar coating . a whole heap a whole heap of nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age\/coming-out tale a whole lot a whole lot of fun a whole lot of laughs a whole lot of nada a whole new level a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky a wholesome attitude a wholesome fantasy a wholesome fantasy for kids a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story a wickedly eccentric enchantment a wickedly eccentric enchantment to it a wickedly subversive bent a wickedly subversive bent to the best parts of Birthday Girl a wickedly undramatic central theme a wide audience a wide summer audience a wild ride a wild ride that relies on more than special effects a wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time a wildly inventive mixture a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama a wildly uneven hit-and-miss enterprise a wimp a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent a winner a winner for Lil Bow Wow a winner for Lil Bow Wow , who can now add movies to the list of things he does well a winner for Lil Bow Wow , who can now add movies to the list of things he does well . a winner for kids , and no doubt a winning , heartwarming yarn a winning combination a winning comedy a winning comedy that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone a winning ensemble comedy a winning ensemble comedy that shows Canadians can put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world a winning family story a winning style a winsome cast a winsome cast and a winsome cast and nice dialogue a wise and powerful tale a wise and powerful tale of race and culture forcefully told , with superb performances throughout a wish your heart makes a witness to several Greek-American weddings -- a witness to several Greek-American weddings -- but , happily , a witness to several greek-american weddings -- but , happily a witty expose a woman's point-of-view a woman whose passion for this region and its inhabitants still shines in her quiet blue eyes a wonder a wonderful , imaginative script a wonderful , sobering , heart-felt drama a wonderful account to work from a wonderful all-ages triumph a wonderful all-ages triumph besides a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- a wonderful ensemble cast a wonderful ensemble cast of characters that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life a wonderful film a wonderful film to bring to IMAX a wonderful film with a bravura lead performance by Bruce Campbell that doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it a wonderful movie a wonderful subject a wonderful subject for the camera a wonderful tale a wonderful tale of love and destiny a wonderful thing a wonderful time a wonderfully creepy mood a wonderfully warm human drama a wonderfully warm human drama that remains vividly in memory long a wonderfully warm human drama that remains vividly in memory long after viewing a wonderous accomplishment a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace a wooden delivery a wool wetsuit a woozy quality a woozy quality to the manner of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title a word : No a word : disappointment . a work by an artist a work of art a work of deft and subtle poetry a work of drama a work of entertainment a work of enthralling drama a work of fiction inspired by real-life events . a work of incendiary genius a work of incendiary genius , a work of incendiary genius , steering clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions a work of outstanding originality a work that's more interested in asking questions than in answering them a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived a workable primer a working over . a working over . The cast is spot on a working over . The cast is spot on and a working over . The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back a world of artistic abandon and political madness and very nearly a world of hurt a world of meaningless activity a world that's at once surreal and disturbingly familiar a world that's often handled in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion a world that is very , very far from the one most of us a world where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical a world-class actor a world-class actor with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind a world-class fencer a world-class filmmaker a worldly-wise and very funny script a worse a worse sign a worse sign when you begin to envy her condition a worthless film a worthwhile a worthwhile addition a worthwhile addition to a distinguished film legacy a worthwhile documentary a worthwhile documentary , a worthwhile documentary , whether you're into rap or not , even if it may still leave you wanting more answers as the credits roll a worthwhile documentary , whether you're into rap or not , even if it may still leave you wanting more answers as the credits roll . a worthwhile effort a worthwhile environmental message a worthwhile glimpse a worthwhile glimpse of independent-community guiding lights a worthwhile moviegoing experience a worthwhile topic a worthwhile topic for a film a worthwhile tutorial a worthwhile tutorial in quantum physics and slash-dash a worthy addition a worthy addition to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation a worthy companion a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations a worthy entry a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre a worthy follow-up a worthy substitute a wry , winning , if languidly paced , meditation a wry and sometime bitter movie about love a wry dark humor a wry understanding a wry understanding of the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun a wry white man and a yawn a yawn or a year late a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the '' webcast a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back a young American , a young Robert DeNiro a young artist's thoughtful consideration a young artist's thoughtful consideration of fatherhood a young audience , which will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy a young boy a young man who uses sarcastic lies like a shield a young man whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life a young woman's breakdown a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy a young woman who knows how to hold the screen a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams a younger lad a younger lad in Zen and the art of getting laid in this prickly indie comedy of manners and misanthropy a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness a youthful and good-looking diva a youthful and good-looking diva and a youthful and good-looking diva and tenor and richly handsome locations a zany mix a zany mix of Saturday Night Live-style parody , '70s Blaxploitation films and goofball action comedy a zany mix of Saturday Night Live-style parody , '70s Blaxploitation films and goofball action comedy gone wild a zippy jazzy score a zippy sampling a zippy sampling of sounds a-knocking abandon the theater abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them abandoned , abandoned , but abandoned their slim hopes and dreams abbreviated in favor of mushy obviousness abhorrent abhorrent to you ability to be focused and sincere ability to depict them with outrageous elan ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary ability to offend and put off everyone ability to pull together easily accessible stories ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity ability to right itself precisely when you think it's in danger of going wrong ability to shock and amaze ability to startle ability to take what is essentially a contained family conflict and put it into a much larger historical context ability to think abject abject suffering able able to appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn able to forgive its mean-spirited second half able to give full performances able to inject some real vitality and even art into a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable able to look ahead and resist living in a past able to make an impact in the theater world able to muster a lot of emotional resonance in the cold vacuum of space able to overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man able to pull it back on course able to recognize that this story is too goofy ... even for Disney able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle able to tear their eyes away from the screen ably balances real-time rhythms with propulsive incident . ably captures the complicated relationships in a marching band . ably captures the speech patterns , moral codes and ideals of the 1940s ably captures the speech patterns , moral codes and ideals of the 1940s . abomination aborbing aborted attempts aboul `` Full Frontal '' seems , well , contrived about $ 40 to see a film in theaters , why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead about , but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust about 25 minutes of decent material about 3\/4th the fun of its spry 2001 predecessor -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics about E . T about Full Frontal about Hawn's breasts about Hollywood about Reign of Fire . Great dragons about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics about September 11th about Sir Anthony Hopkins saying ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer about Sorority Boys about The Santa Clause 2 , purportedly a children's movie , about a Pentecostal church in Dallas that assembles an elaborate haunted house each year to scare about a boring , sad man being boring and sad about a brainy prep-school kid with a Mrs. Robinson complex about a bus wreck about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay about a domestic unit finding their way to joy about a family's joyous life about a family of sour immortals about a father and son connection that is a brief shooting star of love about a filmmaker when he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense about a guy who is utterly unlikeable about a horrifying historical event about a man who loses his faith about a mysterious creature with psychic abilities about a pair of squabbling working-class spouses about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters about a silly , self-indulgent filmmaker about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem about a superficial midlife crisis about a universally interesting soul about a wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time about a young woman's face , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings about acceptance and growth about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom about all kinds of love about all the bad things in the world \ about an adult male dressed in pink jammies about an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us about an hour about an unruly adolescent boy who is yearning for adventure and a chance to prove his worth about an unsympathetic character and someone who would not likely be so stupid as to get about art , ethics , and the cost of moral compromise about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams playing one another on the final day of the season about as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams playing one another on the final day of the season . about as humorous about as inspiring about as interesting about as much resemblance to the experiences of most battered women as Spider-Man about as much substance about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel about as overbearing and over-the-top as the family about as unsettling to watch as an exploratory medical procedure or an autopsy about bad cinema about baseball to hit theaters since Field of Dreams . about being a different kind of time traveler , while happily killing 94 minutes about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances about believing in yourself about canning his stockbroker and repairing his pool about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza about cleverness , wit or any other kind of intelligent humor about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love about compelling questions with no easy answers about dealing with regret and , ultimately , finding redemption about death about discovering your destination in life about documentaries in which underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs about each other against all odds about either the nature of women or about equal amounts of naiveté , passion and talent about every cliche in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz about every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length about everything right about existential suffering about female friendship that men can embrace and women about fetishism . It is a movie about passion about following your dreams , no matter what your parents think . Socrates motions for hemlock about friendship , love , and the truth about friendship , love , memory , trust and loyalty about gays in what is essentially an extended soap opera about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning about growing up that we don't see often enough these days about guys and dolls about hatred about hatred that offers no easy , comfortable resolution about how good it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights about how lame about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities about identity and alienation about in thick clouds of denial about intelligent high school about interfaith understanding about issues most adults have to face in marriage about it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising about it will stay with you about its ideas and about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast about kicking undead \*\*\* about long-lived friendships and the ways in which we all lose track of ourselves by trying about love and culture about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery about memory and regret about morality and the choices we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images about motives and context , which drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) about movie love about never giving up on a loved one about nothing about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore about nothing delivered by the former mr about one of cinema's directorial giants about openness , particularly the about otherwise dull subjects about passion about pretty much nothing about real people about real people , about real people , that gives us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know . about real people living their lives about refracting all of World War II through the specific conditions of one man , and more about that man about right about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics about seeing an American football stadium nuked as pop entertainment about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again about sex gags and prom dates about sexy people in gorgeous places about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern about starting with a more original story instead of just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags on top of the same old crap about starting with a more original story instead of just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags on top of the same old crap ? about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo about surprising us by trying something new about tattoos about telling what at heart is a sweet little girl about ten about the ability of the human spirit about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever about the artistic instinct that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A . I . with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority about the artistic instinct that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A.I. with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority about the astonishingly pivotal role of imagination in the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers about the best straight-up about the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure about the film tanks about the film that makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit about the filmmaker's characteristic style about the folly of superficiality that is itself about the general absurdity of modern life about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater about the grandiosity of a college student who sees himself as impervious to a fall about the human need for monsters to blame for all that about the hypocrisies of our time about the inability of dreams and aspirations about the life about the long and eventful spiritual journey of the guru who helped about the mechanisms of poverty about the monsters we make , and the vengeance they about the need to stay in touch with your own skin , at 18 or 80 about the optimism of a group of people who are struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones about the origins of Nazi politics and aesthetics about the passions that sometimes fuel our best achievements and other times about the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it about the pitfalls of bad behavior about the plight of American Indians in modern America about the startling transformation of a tradition-bound widow who is drawn into the exotic world of belly dancing about the thousands of Americans who die hideously about the true meaning of the holidays about the ups and downs of the heavy breathing between the two artists about the withering effects of jealousy in the life of a young monarch whose sexual passion for her husband becomes an obsession . about the worst thing about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States about their budding amours about their lives , loves and the art about this English trifle about this largely celebratory film about this latest reincarnation of the world's greatest teacher about this love story about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller about this traditional thriller , moderately successful but not completely satisfying , is exactly how genteel and unsurprising the execution turns out to be . about thoroughly vacuous people about those things we expect from military epics about three weeks in drive-ins about tortured ( and torturing ) artists and consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods about warning kids about the dangers of ouija boards about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time about what is important in life and why about which you can actually feel good about whimsical folk about whose fate it is hard to care about with `` courage '' pinned to its huckster lapel while a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back about young women above Academy standards above a little broad comedy and a few unabashedly sentimental tears above all above all , faith above all about a young woman's face , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings above all it's a love story as sanguine as its title above anything Sandler above easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters above its disgusting source material above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing above its oh-so-Hollywood rejiggering and its conventional direction to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism above most of its ilk above much of the director's previous popcorn work above pat inspirational status above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks above superficiality above the globe in dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm above the level of a telanovela above the level of an after-school TV special above the level of embarrassment above the level of other coming-of-age films above the norm above the ordinary above the rest above the run-of-the-mill singles blender above your generic sand 'n' sandal adventure above-average above-average brains above-average cast above-average thriller abrasive abridged edition abrupt abrupt drop absent in recent crass-a-thons like Tomcats , Freddy Got Fingered , and Slackers absolutamente predecible absolute delight absolute joy absolute top absolutely absolutely , inescapably gorgeous , absolutely , inescapably gorgeous , skyscraper-trapeze motion absolutely , inescapably gorgeous , skyscraper-trapeze motion of the amazing Spider-Man absolutely amazing absolutely and completely ridiculous absolutely and completely ridiculous and absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer absolutely can't miss it . absolutely deja vu absolutely no idea absolutely no meaning absolutely no meaning , absolutely no meaning , and no desire absolutely no sense . absolutely no sense . Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question absolutely no sense . Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question : Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb absolutely refreshed absolutely riveting conviction absolutely spooky absolutely spooky how Lillard channels the Shagster right down to the original Casey Kasem-furnished voice absolutely unnecessary absorbing absorbing , absorbing , largely for its elegantly colorful look and sound absorbing and unsettling psychological drama absorbing as well as absorbing as well as thought-provoking absorbing characters absorbing documentary absorbing film absorbing look absorbing movie absorbing movie that's as hard to classify as it is hard to resist absorbing narrative absorbing performance absorbing to American audiences absorbing trip absorbs all manner of lame entertainment absorbs us absorbs us with the movie's spycraft absorbs us with the movie's spycraft and uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere abstract approach abstract characters absurd absurd , absurd , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible absurd , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible finale absurd collection absurd finale absurd lengths absurd plot twists absurd plot twists , absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters absurdist absurdist humor absurdist spider web . absurdist wit absurdities absurdities and absurdities and inconsistencies absurdity absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes absurdly overblown climax absurdly sentimental absurdly simplistic absurdly simplistic picture abundance abundance of hackneyed dialogue abundance of hackneyed dialogue and abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly satanic business abundant abundant humanism aburrido abuse abused abusers abuses abysmal abysmal Hannibal abysmally abysmally pathetic abyss academic accents so good accents thick as mud accentuating accentuating , accept it as life and accept it as life and go with its flow accept the characters and the film , flaws and all acceptable acceptable , acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable acceptable entertainment for the entire family and one acceptable entertainment for the entire family and one that's especially fit for the kiddies acceptance and growth accepting a 50-year-old in the role is creepy in a Michael Jackson sort of way . accepting him accepting him in the role accepting this in the right frame of mind can only provide it with so much leniency . accessible accessible and accessible and affecting accessible and funny accessible to a chosen few , standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill accident accident-prone acclaim acclaimed acclaimed 1952 screen adaptation acclaimed actors and actresses accompanied by the sketchiest of captions . accompanying sustenance accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc . accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. accompanying the stunt-hungry dimwits in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. . accomplish what few sequels can accomplished accomplished . accomplished . The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward accomplished Oscar winners accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb accomplished actress accomplished and accomplished and richly resonant work accomplished and richly resonant work . accomplished here accomplished in all aspects with the fullness accomplished lyrical meditation accomplished portrayals accomplished work accomplishes accomplishes in his chilling , unnerving film accomplishes its goals accomplishes its goals with ease and confidence accomplishes its goals with ease and confidence . accomplishes its primary goal accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough accomplishing neither in full accomplishment accumulate like lint in a fat man's navel accumulate like lint in a fat man's navel . accumulated enjoyment accumulated force still feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach accumulates power and depth accuracy accurate accurately accurately accounting a terrible true story accurately reflects the rage and alienation that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately accused of being a bit undisciplined ace ace Japanimator Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away ache ache by the end of Kung Pow ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important achieve achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions . achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding achieved achieved but loses its way in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality achieved by motocross and BMX riders , whose balletic hotdogging occasionally ends in bone-crushing screwups achievement achieves a delicate balance of romantic innocence and philosophical depth achieves a delicate balance of romantic innocence and philosophical depth . achieves a level of connection and concern achieves a mesmerizing poetry achieves a mesmerizing poetry . achieves a sort of ridiculous sourness achieves a sort of ridiculous sourness . achieves as great an impact achieves its best achieves its emotional power and moments of revelation achieves its emotional power and moments of revelation with restraint and a delicate ambiguity achieves its emotional power and moments of revelation with restraint and a delicate ambiguity . achieves its main strategic objective achieves its main strategic objective : achieves its main strategic objective : dramatizing the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation achieves its main strategic objective : dramatizing the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation . achieves near virtuosity in its crapulence achieves some kind of goofy grandeur achieves the feel of a fanciful motion picture achieves the feel of a fanciful motion picture . achieves the near-impossible achieves the remarkable feat achieves the remarkable feat of squandering a topnotch foursome of actors achieves the remarkable feat of squandering a topnotch foursome of actors ... by shoving them into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable . achieves ultimate insignificance achieving some honest insight achieving some honest insight into relationships achieving some honest insight into relationships that most high-concept films candy-coat with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself aching aching beauty achingly enthralling premise achingly honest achingly honest and achingly honest and delightfully cheeky achingly human achingly sad achingly unfunny Phonce acidic all-male acidity acknowledges and celebrates acknowledges and celebrates the glorious chicanery and self-delusion of this most American of businesses acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today acknowledges the silent screams of workaday inertia but acknowledges the silent screams of workaday inertia but stops short of indulging its characters ' striving solipsism acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice acquainted with the author's work , on the other hand , acquainted with the tiniest details of Tom Hanks ' face acquire the fast-paced contemporary society acquires an undeniable entertainment value acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , pale Mr. Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , pale Mr. Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover . acrid across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' across as darkly funny , energetic , and surprisingly gentle across as lame and sophomoric across as shallow and glib though across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length act a lick act in ways that real people wouldn't act weird acted , blandly directed acted , blandly directed , acted , blandly directed , and acted , blandly directed , and could have been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school acted , emotionally devastating piece acted , magnificently shot and gripping enough to sustain most of its 170-minute length acted , magnificently shot and gripping enough to sustain most of its 170-minute length . acted , quietly affecting cop drama acted , quietly affecting cop drama . acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts acted ... but acted and directed acted and directed , it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him acted and directed , it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him if he so chooses acted and directed , it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him if he so chooses . acted and funny\/gritty fable of the humanizing of one woman at the hands of the unseen forces of fate acted and masterfully if acted and masterfully if preciously interwoven acted by Diane Lane and Richard Gere . acted by a British cast to rival Gosford Park's . acted by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling acted crowd-pleaser that isn't above a little broad comedy and a few unabashedly sentimental tears acted crowd-pleaser that isn't above a little broad comedy and a few unabashedly sentimental tears . acted meditation on both the profoundly devastating events of one year ago and the slow , painful healing process that has followed in their wake acted offbeat thriller acting , but ultimately a movie with no reason for being acting , but ultimately a movie with no reason for being . acting , good dialogue acting , good dialogue , acting , good dialogue , good pace acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography acting -- more accurately , it's moving acting horribly acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni acting like puppets acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout acting that could be any flatter acting that heralds something special acting to compensate for the movie's failings action and action and almost no substance action clichés action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering action epics action extravaganza action farce action hero performances action laudable action movie excess while remaining heartless action movies action scenes action sequences and some of the worst dialogue action that's exciting on the field and a story you action that feels not only manufactured , but also so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings action thriller hybrid action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace action twaddle action-adventure buffs action-filled action-filled crime story action-oriented World War action-oriented World War II adventure action-packed action-packed an experience action-packed an experience as a ringside seat action-packed an experience as a ringside seat at a tough-man contest action-packed chiller action-packed film action-packed submarine action-packed trash action\/comedy buddy movie action\/effects on the spectacular scale actor Michel Serrault actor Raymond J . Barry is perfectly creepy and believable . actor Raymond J. Barry is perfectly creepy and believable . actor moments actor to lead a group of talented friends astray actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell actors in bad bear suits actors in bad bear suits enact a sort of inter-species parody of a VH1 Behind the Music episode actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue actors who are , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks actress-producer and writer actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best acts circles around her better known co-star , Mark Wahlberg acts light on great scares and a good surprise ending acts light on great scares and a good surprise ending . acts like a doofus acts that no amount of earnest textbook psychologizing can bridge . acts with the feral intensity of the young Bette Davis acts with the feral intensity of the young Bette Davis . actual passion actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation actually a charming triumph where its intended under-12 audience is concerned actually amusing actually casting people who look working-class actually clicks . actually engage actually exploiting it yourself actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny actually give them life actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue actually has something interesting to say actually hurts to watch . actually improves upon the original hit movie actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen actually make a pretty good team actually makes the heart soar actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar actually manages to bring something new into the mix actually means to face your fears actually pretty good actually pretty good . actually pulling it off actually pulls off this stylistic juggling act actually pulls off this stylistic juggling act . actually see it , unless you're the kind of person who has seen every Wim Wenders film of the '70s actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring actually shows may put you off the idea forever . actually thrilled actually turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl acumen acute character study acute enough acute enough to make everyone who has been there squirm with recognition acute expressiveness acute writing acute writing and a host of splendid performances ad I suffered and bled on the hard ground of Ia Drang adam sandler's heart adam sandler's heart may be in the right place , but he needs to pull his head out of his butt adaptation and elaborate production adapted by Kevin Molony from Simon Leys ' novel `` The Death of Napoleon '' and directed by Alan Taylor , Napoleon's journey is interesting but his Parisian rebirth is stillborn adapts adapts to the changes required of her , but the actress and director Peter Kosminsky never get the audience to break through the wall her character erects add add anything fresh add beyond the dark visions already relayed by superb add movies add movies to the list of things he does well add much-needed levity add much-needed levity to the otherwise bleak tale add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring add to the confusion add up to a biting satire that has no teeth add up to a biting satire that has no teeth . add up to a moving tragedy with some buoyant human moments add up to a moving tragedy with some buoyant human moments . add up to a satisfying crime drama add up to a satisfying crime drama . add up to a sufficient explanation of what the final dance work , the selection , became in its final form add up to another ` spectacular spectacle add up to another ` spectacular spectacle . add up to another ` spectacular spectacle . ' add up to little more than a screenful of gamesmanship that's low on both suspense and payoff add up to little more than a screenful of gamesmanship that's low on both suspense and payoff . add up to mesmerize you add up to more than body count add up to nothing more than jerking the audience's chain add up to nothing more than jerking the audience's chain . add up to the time required to boil a four - minute egg added clout added clout to this doc added depth and resonance added disdain addict addicted addictive addictive guilty pleasure adding adding flourishes -- artsy fantasy sequences -- that simply feel wrong adding the rich details adding the rich details and adding the rich details and go-for-broke acting that heralds something special adding true addition to Hoffman's powerful acting clinic addition to being very funny addition to gluing you to the edge of your seat addition to scoring high for originality of plot addition to sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history addition to the overcooked , ham-fisted direction , which has all the actors reaching for the back row address his own World War II experience in his signature style addresses a hungry need for PG-rated , nonthreatening family movies addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce addresses interesting matters of identity and heritage addressing the turn of the 20th century into the 21st adds a much needed moral weight adds an almost constant mindset of suspense adds enough flourishes and freak-outs to make it entertaining adds enough quirky and satirical touches adds enough quirky and satirical touches in the screenplay to keep the film entertaining adds enough quirky and satirical touches in the screenplay to keep the film entertaining . adds substantial depth adds substantial depth to this shocking testament to anti-Semitism and neo-fascism adds substantial depth to this shocking testament to anti-Semitism and neo-fascism . adds up to big box office bucks all but guaranteed adds up to big box office bucks all but guaranteed . adds up to good fun adds up to good fun . adept adequate entertainment , adequately adequately fills the eyes admirable admirable achievement admirable ambition admirable energy admirable energy , admirable energy , full-bodied characterizations admirable energy , full-bodied characterizations and admirable energy , full-bodied characterizations and narrative urgency admirable for what it doesn't do admirable look admirable one admirable quality admirable reconstruction admirable rigor admirable storyteller admirably admirably -- admirably ambitious admirably ambitious but admirably ambitious but self-indulgent admirably mature admiration admire admire ... admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions admire it admire it and yet can not recommend it , because it overstays its natural running time . admire its conception admire its conception and admire the closing scenes of the film , which seem to ask whether our civilization offers a cure for Vincent's complaint admire the closing scenes of the film , which seem to ask whether our civilization offers a cure for Vincent's complaint . admire the ensemble players admire the ensemble players and admire the ensemble players and wonder what the point of it is admire the film's stately nature admire the film's stately nature and admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace admire the way it accumulates power and depth admire these people's dedication admire these people's dedication to their cause admire these people's dedication to their cause or admire these people's dedication to their cause or be repelled by their dogmatism , manipulativeness and narrow , fearful view of American life admire this film for its harsh objectivity and refusal to seek our tears , our sympathies admire this film for its harsh objectivity and refusal to seek our tears , our sympathies . admired admired it admired it , admired it , particularly that unexpected downer of an ending admired this work a lot admired this work a lot . admirers admiring admission ? Absolutely not admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked admission for the ridicule factor admit I walked out of Runteldat admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet admit that I am baffled by Jason X admit that I am baffled by Jason X. admitted egomaniac admittedly limited admittedly limited extent admittedly manipulative admittedly problematic in its narrative specifics admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold adolescence difficult to wade through adolescent angst adolescent dirty-joke book adolescent heroes adolescent melodramatics adolescent self-absorption adopt a somewhat mannered tone ... that ultimately dulls the human tragedy at the story's core adopts throughout the stupidly named Pipe Dream adorable adorable Italian guys adorable Italian guys . adorably adorably ditsy but adorably ditsy but heartfelt adorably ditsy but heartfelt performances adorably ditsy but heartfelt performances , adorably ditsy but heartfelt performances , and adorably whimsical comedy adoration adore adore the star adored adored The Full Monty so resoundingly adored The Full Monty so resoundingly that you're dying to see the same old thing in a tired old setting adored by the movie-going public adoring , wide-smiling reception adorned with some awesome action photography and surfing adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking . adrenalin adrenaline boost adrenaline jolt adrenalized adrift in various New York City locations adroit perspective shifts adroitly , and without fuss ; adroitly minimalist movie adult movies adult surprises adult world adultery adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . adults behave like kids adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . as for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all adults will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . as for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all . advances advances a daringly preposterous thesis advancing advancing this vision advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated advantage adventure adventure and a worthwhile environmental message adventure and song adventure buffs adventure movie adventure show adventure story and history lesson adventures adventurous adventurous Indian filmmakers adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover adventurous adults adventurous adults in specialty venues adventurous young talent advised to sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching advised to take the warning literally , and log on to something more user-friendly advocacy cinema that carries you along in a torrent of emotion as it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day aesthetic experience aesthetically and sexually affair affair , affectation affected and boring affected child acting affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes ever filmed affecting , affecting , amusing , sad and reflective affecting and uniquely Almodóvar affecting story about four sisters who are coping , in one way or another , with life affectingly affection affection and care affection for its characters affectionate delight affectionately affectionately goofy affectionately goofy satire affects of cultural and geographical displacement . affirm affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror affirming affirming ' affirming and affirming and heartbreaking affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear affirms affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship affluence affluent slacker characters afford the $ 20 million ticket to ride a Russian rocket affords to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad affords us intriguing glimpses of the insights gleaned from a lifetime of spiritual inquiry aficionados of the whodunit won't be disappointed afraid of the bad reviews afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn afraid to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics afraid to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics , afraid to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics , all the queen's men afraid to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics , all the queen's men is finally just one long drag afraid to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics , all the queen's men is finally just one long drag . afraid to provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather afresh after ( Seagal's ) earlier copycat Under Siege after 30 minutes into a slap-happy series after 90 minutes of playing opposite each other Bullock and Grant still look ill at ease sharing the same scene after a couple of aborted attempts after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock after another , most of which involve precocious kids getting the better of obnoxious adults after another is not the same as one battle followed by killer CGI effects after being an object of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes , remains a complete blank after being snared in its own tangled plot after decades after drinking twelve beers after only three films , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers after seeing this movie in IMAX form , you'll be more acquainted with the tiniest details of Tom Hanks ' face than his wife is after that , the potency wanes dramatically after the clever credits roll after the death of a child after the most awful acts are committed after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood after the wrap of his legendary sitcom after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy after-hours after-school '' cartoon afterlife afterlife and aftertaste again , I hate myself most mornings . I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned again , in a better movie , you might not have noticed . again and quite cheered at just that again dazzle and delight us again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent again ransacks its archives for a quick-buck sequel . again that the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone against a tree against all odds against each other against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except against governmental odds against her natural likability against his oppressive , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family against humanity against itself against progress against progress . In Fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting against the frozen winter landscapes of Grenoble and Geneva against the maker's minimalist intent against the strange , stark beauty of the Mideast desert , so lovingly and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air against this natural grain against which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured aged aged past his prime agenda to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals ages that isn't fake fun ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks aggrandizing aggravating aggravating enough aggravating enough to exhaust the patience of even the most understanding spouse aggressive and alive aggressively anti-erotic aggressively impressive as its American counterpart aggressively nerve-wracking aggressively silly aggressively sitcom-cute aggrieved father cliché agile agile performers aging , suffering aging , suffering and the prospect of death aging Sandeman aging hippies aging hippies ( this one included ) aging series agonizing agonizing , Catch-22 agonizing bore agonizing contrivances agonizing contrivances , overheated pathos agony agreeable agreeable time-wasting agreeably agreeably startling agreed aground aground after being snared in its own tangled plot ah ahead of paint-by-number American blockbusters like Pearl Harbor , at least ahead of paint-by-number American blockbusters like Pearl Harbor , at least artistically . ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff ain't a lot more painful than an unfunny movie that thinks it's hilarious . ain't art ain't art , ain't art , by a long shot ain't half-bad ain't half-bad . ain't pretty ain't what it used to be ain't what it used to be . aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) aided by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) ailments aimed at Mom and Dad's wallet aimed mainly at little kids but with plenty of entertainment value aimed mainly at little kids but with plenty of entertainment value to keep grown-ups from squirming in their seats aimed mainly at little kids but with plenty of entertainment value to keep grown-ups from squirming in their seats . aiming for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . It's petty thievery aiming for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . It's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars aimless aimless , aimless , arduous aimless , arduous , aimless , arduous , and aimless , arduous , and arbitrary aimless as an old pickup skidding completely out of control on a long patch of black ice aimless for much of its running time aimless for much of its running time , aimless for much of its running time , until late in the film when a tidal wave of plot arrives aimless hodgepodge aimless story aimlessly aimlessly and aimlessly and unsuccessfully aimlessly and unsuccessfully attempts to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one . aimlessness aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire aims for the toilet and scores a direct hit aims for the toilet and scores a direct hit . aims so low aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive aims to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive . aims to confuse aims to present an unflinching look at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness aims to shock air ball air conditioning and popcorn air of gentle longing airhead airhead movie airhead movie about a wife airhead movie about a wife in distress who resorts to desperate measures . airhead movie business airless , prepackaged Julia Roberts wannabe airless cinematic shell games . airs just about every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length airs just about every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length . airs out a tight plot with an easy pace and a focus on character drama over crime-film complications airs out a tight plot with an easy pace and a focus on character drama over crime-film complications . airy cinematic bon bons akin to a Reader's Digest condensed version of the source material akin to an act of cinematic penance akin to the story the film portrays al alabama alacrity alarming alas , it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . albeit a visually compelling one albeit a visually compelling one , albeit depressing albeit depressing view albeit one made by the smartest kids in class albeit one made by the smartest kids in class . alert , if not alienate alienate even the savviest audiences alienate the mainstream audience alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads alienated alienating alienating as ` Bartleby ' so effectively makes it alienating most alienating most viewers alienation alienation , separation and loss alientation alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale alive alive and alive and admirable alive and well and living in LA all , The Count of Monte Cristo all , a condition only the old are privy to all , a great party all , an interesting look at the life of the campaign-trail press , especially ones that don't really care for the candidate all , especially all Hollywood fantasies all I sort of loved the people onscreen all I sort of loved the people onscreen , all I sort of loved the people onscreen , even though I could not stand them . Perhaps the film should be seen as a conversation starter . It's not an easy one to review . all about Anakin ... and the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and , of course , special effect all about a wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time all about a young woman's face , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings all add up to a satisfying crime drama . all adds up to good fun . all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh all ages at any time all aliens all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done all are irrelevant to the experience of seeing The Scorpion King all arty and jazzy all as Very Important all aspects with the fullness all astounding all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive all awkward all awkward , all awkward , static all awkward , static , all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings all blown up to the size of a house all bluster all bluster and cliché all but spits out Denzel Washington's fine performance in the title role . all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener all can't stand all comedy all comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . all comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't . all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment all could have stopped watching long ago . all credibility flies out the window . all derivative all down all drags on so interminably it's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time . all end all end in someone screaming all entertaining enough all excited about a chocolate eclair all feels like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong . all for easy sanctimony , formulaic thrills and a ham-fisted sermon all for easy sanctimony , formulaic thrills and a ham-fisted sermon on the need for national health insurance all give life to these broken characters who are trying to make their way through this tragedy all go wrong all great films about a life you never knew existed all he's done is to reduce everything he touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon all his disparate Manhattan denizens -- especially the a \*\* holes all hope , ye who enter here all in a plot as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets all in all it's a lot less sensational than it wants to be all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of all it amounts to is a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant film all it needs to be all its agonizing , Catch-22 glory all its brilliant touches all its effective moments all its excess debris all its failed connections all its flaws all its fusty squareness all its impressive craftsmanship all its moodiness all its problems all its star power on cliched or meaningless roles all its strange quirks all its technical virtuosity all its visual panache and compelling supporting characters all its vital essence all kinds of love all kinds of obstacles all looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer . all manner of drag queen , bearded lady and lactating hippie all manner of lame entertainment all men for war , '' ( the warden's daughter ) tells her father . The movie is about as deep as that sentiment all menace and atmosphere all mixed up together like a term paper from a kid who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another all movies all new all of Dean's mannerisms and self-indulgence , all of Dean's mannerisms and self-indulgence , but all of Dean's mannerisms and self-indulgence , but none of his sweetness and vulnerability all of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own all of its meaning and most of its pleasure all of the pitfalls of such all of this , and more all of this unpleasantness all of those terrific songs and spirited performances all opportunities for Rock to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense all other Best Picture contenders all other Best Picture contenders should be measured all over the map all over the map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier while failing to find a spark of its own all over the stage , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place all over this `` un-bear-able '' project all plays out ... like a high-end John Hughes comedy , a kind of Elder Bueller's Time Out . all portent and no content all pretense of creating historical context and waltzes off into a hectic soap about the ups and downs of the heavy breathing between the two artists all pretty all relationships are simultaneously broadly metaphorical , oddly abstract , and excruciatingly literal all right . Extremely dumb all right . Extremely dumb . all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . Extremely boring all round , but what really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons all seemed wasted like DeNiro's once promising career and the once grand Long Beach boardwalk . all seen bits of in other films all sides all sing beautifully and act adequately . all starts to smack of a Hallmark Hall of Fame , with a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television . all that and a whole lot all that and a whole lot more all that good . all that matters all that memorable , but as downtown Saturday matinee brain all the ` classic ' all the annals all the bad things all the bad things in the world \/ all the best possible ways all the blanket statements and dime-store ruminations all the blanket statements and dime-store ruminations on vanity all the boozy self-indulgence that brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors all the bouncing all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting all the charm all the charm of Kevin Kline and a story that puts old-fashioned values under the microscope all the charm of a meltdown all the classic dramas all the cliches all the cliches and the carbon copy scenes from every drug movie all the comedy all the comic possibilities of its situation all the complexity and all the complexity and realistic human behavior of an episode of General Hospital all the complications all the demographically appropriate comic buttons all the depth of a wading pool all the dramatic weight all the dramatic weight of a raindrop all the earmarks of French cinema at its best all the elements necessary all the elements that made the other three great , scary times at the movies all the enjoyable randomness all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream all the excitement all the excitement of eating oatmeal all the film of its energy all the filmmakers need to do all the good stuff all the halfhearted zeal all the hallmarks of a movie all the heart all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) all the hearts it won -- and wins still all the interesting developments all the loss all the lyricism of a limerick scrawled in a public restroom all the more annoying all the more compelling all the more impressive for their lack of showiness all the more infuriating all the more poignant by the incessant use of cell phones all the more remarkable because it all the more startling for the slow buildup that has preceded them all the mounting tension of an expert thriller all the outward elements of the original all the perfect ingredients all the perfect ingredients to more than satisfy your appetite all the period's volatile romantic lives all the pleasure of a handsome and well-made entertainment all the poignancy of a Hallmark card and all the comedy of a Gallagher stand-up act all the right elements all the right parts all the right ways all the same problems the majority of action comedies have all the scenic appeal of a cesspool all the sibling rivalry and all the signs of rich detail condensed all the spaces in between filled with fantasies , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope after another all the stomach-turning violence all the stomach-turning violence , colorful New York gang lore all the stomach-turning violence , colorful New York gang lore and other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head all the stronger all the stronger because of it all the substance of a Twinkie -- easy to swallow , but scarcely nourishing all the time about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure all the usual Spielberg flair all the usual ground all the values of a straight-to-video movie all the verbal marks it should all the way all the way to the credits all the wiggling energy all the writhing and all the writhing and wailing all the writhing and wailing , all the writhing and wailing , tears , all the writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses all the wrong places all their collaborators are entitled to take a deep bow for fashioning an engrossing entertainment out of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster . all these distortions all things insipid all things we've seen before all this contrived nonsense all this contrived nonsense a bit all this emotional misery all this exoticism might sound to the typical Pax all this specious Hollywood hoo-ha all this visual trickery stops being clever and devolves into flashy , vaguely silly overkill . all those famous moments all three sides of his story with a sensitivity and an inquisitiveness reminiscent of Truffaut all time low all too clever complexity all too familiar all too literally all too predictable and far too cliched all unfolds predictably all vintage-TV spinoffs all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights all went wrong all will be Greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie's rude and crude humor . all works out all you can do is admire the ensemble players and wonder what the point of it is . all you can do is shake your head in disbelief -- and worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time all your mateys , all-American all-American girl all-ages triumph all-around good time all-enveloping movie experience all-night all-out all-over-the-map all-over-the-map movie would be a lot better if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor . all-powerful all-powerful , all-powerful , a voice for a pop-cyber culture that feeds on her Bjorkness all-star all-star reunions all-star salute all-stars all-time great apocalypse movies all-time low all-too-familiar all-wise-guys-all-the-time all-wise-guys-all-the-time approach all-woman alleged youthful fire allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier allegedly inspiring and allegedly inspiring and easily marketable allegedly scary allegedly scary movies allegorical allow the filmmakers to present the biblical message of forgiveness without it ever becoming preachy or syrupy allow the filmmakers to present the biblical message of forgiveness without it ever becoming preachy or syrupy . allow the suit to come to life allowed to build an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope allowed to play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters allowed to use the word '' new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie allowed to use the word `` new '' in its title allowed to use the word `` new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie allowing us to find the small , human moments , allowing us to find the small , human moments , and allowing us to find the small , human moments , and leaving off with a grand whimper allowing us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced allowing us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range . allows americans to finally revel in its splendor allows each character to confront their problems openly and honestly allows each character to confront their problems openly and honestly . allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . allows his cast the benefit of being able to give full performances allows his cast the benefit of being able to give full performances ... allows his cast the benefit of being able to give full performances ... while demonstrating vividly that the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself allows his cast the benefit of being able to give full performances ... while demonstrating vividly that the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself . allows it to rank with its worthy predecessors allows nothing allows the characters to inhabit their world without cleaving to a narrative arc allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours allows the larger implications of the journey allows the mind to enter and accept another world allows the seeds of the imagination to germinate allows us to be transported into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being allows us to be transported into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being . allows us to be transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being allows us to chuckle through the angst allows us to forget that they are actually movie folk allows us to see them , finally , as artists allows us to see them , finally , as artists . alluring allusions allying you allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought almost Bergmanesque intensity almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy almost all of its accumulated enjoyment with a crucial third act miscalculation almost anachronistic almost anthropologically detailed realization almost anyone's willingness almost anyone's willingness to believe in it almost as if it's an elaborate dare more than a full-blooded film almost as much as they love themselves almost can almost certainly be fascinated almost comic embarrassment almost completely deadpan almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun almost don't notice the 129-minute running time almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and no more almost entirely witless and inane , almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off almost every relationship and personality in the film yields surprises . almost every single facet of production almost everything about the film is unsettling , from the preposterous hairpiece worn by lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences almost everything about the film is unsettling , from the preposterous hairpiece worn by lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences . almost feels as if the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us . almost forget the sheer almost funny almost generic almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half almost humdrum approach almost humdrum approach to character development almost immediately that Welcome to Collinwood isn't going to jell almost impossible almost impossible not to be moved by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia almost in a class with that of Wilde almost laughable almost laughable as a consequence almost makes `` Never Again '' worthwhile , but ( writer\/director ) Schaeffer should follow his titular advice almost makes you wish he'd gone the way of Don Simpson almost mystical work almost never fails him almost no organic intrigue almost no organic intrigue as a government \ \/ Marine\/legal mystery almost no substance almost perpetually wasted almost perpetually wasted characters almost real-live almost redundant to say so almost saccharine domestic interludes almost saves the movie almost saves the movie . almost seems like a documentary in the way almost senseless almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . almost spooky in her sulky , calculating Lolita turn almost stops the blood flow to your brain almost taste the desiccated air almost unbearable almost unbearable portrait almost unbearably almost unbearably morbid almost unimaginable horror almost unsurpassed almost wildly alive alone , should scare any sane person away . alone are not enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film . alone conscious of each other's existence alone could force you to scratch a hole in your head . alone is worth the price of admission . alone make Metropolis worth seeing . alone will keep you watching , as will the fight scenes . along for the ride along in a dazed and enervated , drenched-in-the - past numbness . along in a long , long time along looking for astute observations and coming up blank along that are as intelligent , exuberant , and moving as Monsoon Wedding along the way -- myriad signs , if you will -- that beneath the familiar , funny surface is a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one in which little green men come to Earth for harvesting purposes along with green's half-hearted movie career along with his sister , Sofia , is a real filmmaker . alongside those other two recent Dumas botch-jobs aloof alpha already be among the faithful already knows it's won already littered with celluloid garbage already mentioned already obscure already overladen with plot conceits already relayed by superb already the details have faded like photographs from the Spanish-American War already thin story already tired already-shallow also , believe it or not , immensely entertaining , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out also , clearly , great fun also a -- dare I say it twice -- also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , I might add -- slice of comedic bliss also a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . A rewarding work of art for only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers also are homages to a classic low-budget film noir movie . also asks its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives also captures moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction also comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won also comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won . also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime also decidedly uncinematic also demonstrate how desperate the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were . also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us also extremely effective also features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . also full of sharp , smart satire also happens to be good also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality also has a good ear for dialogue , and the characters sound like real people . also has a strong dramatic and emotional pull that gradually sneaks up on the audience also has humor and heart and very talented young actors also has many of the things that made the first one charming also has many of the things that made the first one charming . also heartwarming without stooping to gooeyness also intriguing and honorable , also is difficult to fathom also is difficult to fathom . also is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues also leaves you intriguingly contemplative . also like its hero , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end also looked like crap , so crap is what I was expecting . also looking cheap also need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No. 9 . also nice also nicely done also not very good . also one of the most curiously depressing also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness also refreshingly literary also reminds us of our own responsibility to question what is told as the truth also represents glossy Hollywood at its laziest . also rocks also rocks . also seems to play on a 10-year delay also shares the weaknesses of both genres , more also shows how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them also shows how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them . also so jarring that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story also somewhat touched also surprisingly funny also taps into the primal fears of young people trying to cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults also tempered with elements which prove the direct antithesis of what it gets right also the unique way Shainberg goes about telling what at heart is a sweet little girl also the year's sweetest movie also think that sequels can never capture the magic of the original also think that sequels can never capture the magic of the original . also treats the subject with fondness and respect also unlistenable also utilized the scintillating force of its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue also wanted a little alien as a friend ! also will win you over , in a big way also wilts after awhile also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare altered alternate sexuality alternately amused alternately amused and alternately fascinating and frustrating alternately fascinating and frustrating documentary alternately melancholic , hopeful alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny alternately touching and funny alternating between facetious comic parody and pulp melodrama , this smart-aleck movie alternating between facetious comic parody and pulp melodrama , this smart-aleck movie ... tosses around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life . alternating with lots of sloppiness alternative housing options although flawed , although in reality they are not enough . although it's more comedy although the more lascivious-minded might be disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) although this idea is '' new '' the results are tired although this idea is '' new '' the results are tired . although this idea is `` new '' although this idea is `` new '' the results are tired although this idea is `` new '' the results are tired . altogether creepy altogether darker side altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it always a narratively cohesive one always a narratively cohesive one . always appears questionable always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference always been something likable about the Marquis de Sade always brooding always disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . always easy to look at always entertaining always entertaining , always entertaining , and always entertaining , and smartly written always enticing Sayles dialogue always fairly always fast and furious always for the better always fun always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions always hilarious always hilarious Meara always interesting always keeping the balance between the fantastic and the believable always looks good always make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but always pulls it back always relates to characters and story always remains movingly genuine always remains movingly genuine . always seemed static always surprising always surprising way always the prettiest pictures always the prettiest pictures that tell the best story always too whimsical always very colorful am baffled by Jason X. am highly amused by the idea that we have come to a point in society where it has been deemed important enough to make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson . am more offended by his lack of faith in his audience than by anything on display am more offended by his lack of faith in his audience than by anything on display here am not generally a huge fan of cartoons derived from TV shows am not generally a huge fan of cartoons derived from TV shows , but Hey Arnold ! am sorry that I was unable to get the full brunt of the comedy am sorry that I was unable to get the full brunt of the comedy . am to feel-good , follow-your-dream Hollywood fantasies amateur ' in almost every frame amateurish amateurish , quasi-improvised amateurish , quasi-improvised acting exercise amateurish . Yep amateurish execution amateurish screenplay amateurishly amateurishly made but a winsome cast and nice dialogue keeps it going . amateurishness amaze amaze them amaze them and amuse them amazement amazing amazing and incendiary movie amazing breakthrough amazing film work amazing finesse amazing job amazing on a technical level amazing performance amazing slapstick amazingly amazingly evocative amazingly evocative film amazingly evocative film from three decades ago amazingly lame amazingly lame . amazingly lifelike amazingly lifelike Tara Reid amazingly perceptive in its subtle , supportive but unsentimental look at the Marks family amazingly successful amazingly well amazingly well . ambiguities that make it well worth watching ambiguity and ambiguity and creating ambiguity and creating mood ambiguity to suggest possibilities which imbue the theme with added depth and resonance . ambiguous ambiguous and nothing ambiguous ending ambiguous enough to be engaging ambiguous enough to be engaging and ambiguous enough to be engaging and oddly moving ambiguous icon ambition ambition and ambition and accomplishment ambition but no sense of pride or shame ambition is in short supply in the cinema ambition is in short supply in the cinema , ambition is in short supply in the cinema , and Egoyan tackles his themes and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion ambitious ambitious , eager ambitious , eager first-time filmmakers ambitious , moving , and adventurous directorial debut ambitious , serious film ambitious , sometimes beautiful adaptation ambitious ` ambitious ` what if ambitious adaptation and elaborate production ambitious and ambitious and moving ambitious and moving but bleak ambitious and personal ambitious and well-intentioned ambitious but self-indulgent ambitious comic escapade ambitious failure ambitious film ambitious films ambitious movie ambitious to be fully successful ambitiously naturalistic ambivalence ambivalence and ambiguity ambling , broad comedy ame and unnecessary ame and unnecessary . america's sweetheart american art american art house american art house audiences americans to finally revel in its splendor americans who die hideously amiable amiable and committed amiable but amiable but unfocused amiable picture amiably idiosyncratic work amicable amid a compelling plot amid clanging film references that make Jay and Silent Bob's Excellent Adventure seem understated amid leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship ( most notably wretched sound design ) amid the bland animation and simplistic story amid the deliberate , tiresome ugliness amnesiac among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work among Willams ' best screen among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation among cinema's finest this year among cinema's finest this year . among recent Iranian films among the best films of the year among the best films of the year . among the chief reasons Brown Sugar is such a sweet and sexy film among the cinema's memorable women among the five friends among the most breathtakingly designed films I've ever seen among the most enjoyable among the most pitiful directing among the studio's animated classics among three strands which allow us to view events as if through a prism amor amoral amoral assassin amount to much of anything amounts of beautiful movement and inside information amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing amounts to is a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant film amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film amounts to little more than punishment amounts to little more than punishment . amounts to surprisingly little amours amped-up amped-up Tony Hawk-style stunts ample ample charms amuse and amuse and provoke adventurous adults in specialty venues amuse and provoke adventurous adults in specialty venues . amuse even amuse even the most resolutely unreligious parents who escort their little ones to megaplex screenings amuse or entertain amuse or entertain them amuse them amuse-bouche to keep your appetite amused amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario , amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario , and amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario , and greatly impressed by the skill of the actors involved in the enterprise amused by its special effects amused by the idea amused indictment amused with its low groan-to-guffaw ratio amusedly amusedly , amusement amusements amuses amusing amusing , amusing , breezily apolitical amusing , breezily apolitical documentary amusing , but ultimately so amusing , interesting and confirming amusing , laugh-filled little gem amusing , let alone funny amusing , sad and reflective amusing , tender and heart-wrenching amusing about how we go about our lives amusing and amusing and cute amusing and engrossing amusing and unexpectedly insightful amusing and unexpectedly insightful examination amusing and unpredictable amusing and unsettling amusing characters amusing concept amusing enough amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A . amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L.A.'s show-biz and media amusing for a good while amusing for about three minutes amusing from time amusing joy ride amusing juxtapositions amusing lark amusing nor dramatic enough to sustain interest amusing personalities amusing sidekicks amusing study amusing us amusingly amusingly contrived and outlandish an '' O Bruin , Where Art Thou ? '' - style cross-country adventure ... it has sporadic bursts of liveliness , some so-so slapstick and a few ear-pleasing songs on its soundtrack an ( emotionally at least ) adolescent audience demanding regular shocks and bouts of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni an 83 minute document of a project which started in a muddle an 83 minute document of a project which started in a muddle , an 85-minute brush-up course an 88-minute highlight reel an 88-minute highlight reel that's 86 minutes too long an 88-minute rip-off an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock an A-list director an ART FILM an Actress is an utterly charming French comedy that feels so American in sensibility and style an Alfred Hitchcock movie an American an American ( and an America ) always reaching for something just outside his grasp an American , an American , a choice that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film an American actress who becomes fully English an American movie an American movie might demand an American tragedy an Angel an Angel school an Angel school of non-God spiritual-uplift movies an Angel simplicity an Argentine retread an Asian landscape painting an English-language copy of the film that inspired it an Ikea world an Iranian specialty an Iraqi factory an Italian superstar an Italian superstar and aspiring directress who just happens to be her own worst enemy an MTV , sugar hysteria an MTV , sugar hysteria , an MTV , sugar hysteria , and an Oscar an Oscar nomination an Oscar-worthy performance an ` A ' an ` A ' for originality an ` A ' list cast an ` A ' list cast and an ` A ' list cast and some strong supporting players an ` E ' for effort an ` E ' for effort -- and a ` B ' for boring an ` action film ' an ` action film ' mired in stasis an ` e ' for effort -- and a ` b ' for boring an `` ambitious failure an aborbing if arguable case an aborbing if arguable case for the man's greatness an aborbing if arguable case for the man's greatness . an above-average cast an above-average cast , an above-average cast , actor Bill Paxton's directing debut an above-average thriller an absolute delight an absolute delight for all audiences an absolute joy an absolutely riveting conviction an absorbing look an absurd finale an absurd finale of twisted metal an absurdist workplace sitcom an absurdly an absurdly overblown an absurdly overblown climax an absurdly simplistic picture an abundance an abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly satanic business an abundance of mindsets an abused , inner-city autistic an abyss an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music an accessible introduction an accessible introduction as well as an accessible introduction as well as some intelligent observations on the success of Bollywood an accomplished actress an account of a nervous breakdown , a trip down memory lane , all three an accuracy an accuracy of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism an achievement an acid viewpoint an acidic all-male All About Eve an acrid an acrid test an act of spiritual faith an act of spiritual faith -- an eloquent , deeply felt meditation on the nature of compassion an acting bond an acting bond that makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare an acting bond that makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare an acting exercise or an exceptionally dark joke an action cartoon that's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary for the school-age crowd an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with an action film that delivers on the promise of excitement an action hero motivated by something more than franchise possibilities an action hero with table manners an action hero with table manners , an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep an action icon an action movie that is not very thrilling an action movie that is not very thrilling ( and an uneasy alliance , at that ) an action movie with an action icon who's been all but decommissioned an actor's showcase that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters an actor that provides Frailty with its dark soul an actor this uncharismatically beautiful an actor who can relate to the search for inner peace by dramatically depicting the lives of others onstage an actress an actress , not quite a singer an actress she is an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings an actual Vietnam War combat movie an actual feature movie an actual feature movie , an actual story an addictive guilty pleasure an addictive guilty pleasure but the material an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . This Scarlet's letter is A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary an admirable an admirable , an admirable , sometimes exceptional film an admirable achievement an admirable ambition an admirable look an admirable one an admirable one that tries to immerse us in a world of artistic abandon and political madness and very nearly an admirable reconstruction an admirable reconstruction of terrible events an admirable reconstruction of terrible events , an admirable reconstruction of terrible events , and an admirable reconstruction of terrible events , and a fitting an admirable rigor an admirable storyteller an admirably dark first script by Brent Hanley an admittedly limited extent an admittedly middling film an adorably whimsical comedy an adorably whimsical comedy that deserves more than a passing twinkle an adorably whimsical comedy that deserves more than a passing twinkle . an adoring , wide-smiling reception an adrenaline boost an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos an advantage an adventure story and history lesson an adventure story and history lesson all in one an adventurous young talent an adventurous young talent who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground an affair with a nutjob an affected malaise an affection an affection for the period an affectionate an affluent damsel in distress who decides to fight her bully of a husband an after school special an after-school special compiled in one place an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention an agonizing an agonizing bore an agonizing bore except when the fantastic kathy bates turns up an agonizing bore except when the fantastic kathy bates turns up . an agreeable time-wasting device an agreeable time-wasting device -- but George Pal's low-tech 1960 version still rules the epochs an agreeably unpretentious way to spend ninety minutes . an aimless hodgepodge an aimlessness an aimlessness that's actually sort of amazing an air of dignity that's perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters an airless , prepackaged Julia Roberts wannabe an airless , prepackaged Julia Roberts wannabe that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you an airless , prepackaged Julia Roberts wannabe that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you'll wonder if Lopez's publicist should share screenwriting credit . an alienated an all time low an all-around good time an all-around good time at the movies an all-around good time at the movies this summer an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves an all-star salute an all-time low an all-time low for Kevin Costner an all-time low in Sorority Boys , whose makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction an allegedly inspiring and easily marketable flick an alluring backdrop an alluring backdrop for this sensuous and spirited tale of a prim widow who finds an unlikely release in belly-dancing clubs an almost comic embarrassment an almost constant mindset of suspense an almost palpable sense of intensity an almost sure-fire prescription an already obscure demographic an always surprising way an amateurish screenplay an amazing breakthrough an amazing job an amazing job of getting realistic performances from his mainly nonprofessional cast an amazing performance an amazing performance that dwarfs everything else in the film an amazing slapstick an amazing slapstick instrument an ambiguity that lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance an ambiguous icon an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production an ambitious film an ambling , broad comedy an ambling , broad comedy about all an amiable aimlessness that keeps it from seeming predictably formulaic an amiably idiosyncratic work an amicable an amicable endeavor an amusement an amusing concept an amusing joy ride an amusing lark that will probably rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies an amusing little catch an ancient librarian an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body an angry bark an anti-date movie an anti-date movie is more like it an anti-date movie is more like it ) an anticipated audience an apartheid drama an appalling , an appalling , odoriferous thing ... so an appalling ` Ace Ventura ' rip-off an appalling ` Ace Ventura ' rip-off that somehow manages to bring together Kevin Pollak , former wrestler Chyna and Dolly Parton an appalling ` Ace Ventura ' rip-off that somehow manages to bring together Kevin Pollak , former wrestler Chyna and Dolly Parton . an appealing blend an appealing blend of counter-cultural idealism and hedonistic creativity an appealing couple an appealing couple -- an appealing couple -- he's understated and sardonic an appealing job an appealing job directing Persuasion and Notting Hill in England an appealing veneer an arcane area of popular culture an architect of pop culture an arousing good time an art an art form at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand as life . an arthritic attempt an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri . an articulate , grown-up voice an articulate , grown-up voice in African-American cinema an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture an artist who is simply tired an artist who is simply tired -- an artist who is simply tired -- of fighting the same fights , of putting the weight of the world on his shoulders , of playing with narrative form an artistry an artistry that also smacks of revelation an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense an aspiring an aspiring writer an aspiring writer's an aspiring writer's coming-of-age an asset an asset and an assurance worthy an assurance worthy of international acclaim an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness an astonishing voice cast an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension , and an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension , and a storyline an astonishingly bad film an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women an astonishingly witless script an astounding performance an astounding performance that deftly , gradually reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk . an astoundingly rich film an astute appraisal an astute appraisal of Middle American musical torpor and the desperate struggle to escape it an athlete an athlete , a movie star an athlete , a movie star , an athlete , a movie star , and an athlete as well as an actor an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . an attachment an attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place an attempt to seem weird and distanced an attention an attention to detail an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world an attraction that crosses sexual identity an audacious return to form that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work an audacious tour an audacious tour of the past an audience's an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes an audience laugh so much during a movie an auspicious feature debut an auspicious feature debut for Chaiken an authentic feel an autopilot Hollywood concoction an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit an autopsy , the movie an avalanche of eye-popping visual effects an avalanche of more appealing holiday-season product an average comedic dateflick an average comedic dateflick but not an average comedic dateflick but not a waste of time an avid interest an avid interest in the subject an awful lot like life -- gritty , an awful sour taste an awfully derivative story an awkward Hitchcockian theme an earnest an earnest , by-the-numbers effort an earnest , by-the-numbers effort by Washington an earnest debut an earnest debut full of heartfelt performances an earnest moment an earnest study an earnest study in despair an earnest try at beachcombing verismo an ease an ease in front of the camera an easily accessible way an easy film an easy movie to watch an easy pace an easy target -- those old '50's giant creature features -- an ebullient an ebullient affection an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers an eerie thriller an eerily suspenseful , deeply absorbing piece an eerily suspenseful , deeply absorbing piece that works as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller an eerily suspenseful , deeply absorbing piece that works as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller . an effective and claustrophobic thriller an effective horror film an effectively chilling guilty pleasure an effortlessly regal charisma an egg timer for 93 minutes an egotistical endeavor an egotistical endeavor from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento ( a producer here ) an elaborate haunted house an elaborate haunted house each year an elderly , mentally handicapped family member an electric pencil sharpener an elegance and maturity an elegant visual sense an elegant visual sense and an elegant visual sense and a talent an elegantly balanced movie an elegantly balanced movie -- every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- an elegantly balanced movie -- every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- that doesn't reveal even a hint of artifice an elegiac portrait an elegiac portrait of a transit city on the West African coast struggling against foreign influences an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich an eloquent , deeply felt meditation an eloquent , deeply felt meditation on the nature of compassion an eloquent memorial an embarrassment an embarrassment , an embarrassment , a monotonous an embarrassment , a monotonous , an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations an embarrassment . an eminently engrossing film an emotion closer to pity an emotional , though still positive , wrench an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit an emotional edge an emotional level , funnier an emotional level , funnier , an emotional response of any kind an emotional sterility to match its outer space setting an emotional wallop an emotionally accessible , almost mystical work an emotionally complex , dramatically satisfying heroine an emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film an emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film whose bittersweet themes are reinforced an emotionally satisfying exploration an emotionally satisfying exploration of the very human need an emotionally unavailable rut an empty vessel an encouraging debut feature an encouraging new direction an encouraging new direction for La Salle an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career an endearing cast an endless trailer an endorsement an endorsement of the very things an enemy an enemy to his own race an energetic , extreme-sports adventure an energy that puts the dutiful efforts of more disciplined grade-grubbers an energy to Y Tu Mamá También an engaging an engaging , wide-eyed actress an engaging , wide-eyed actress whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth an engaging and exciting narrative an engaging and exciting narrative of Man confronting the Demons of his own fear and paranoia an engaging and intimate first feature an engaging and moving portrait an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture an engaging and warm performance an engaging fantasy an engaging fantasy of flavours and emotions , one part romance novel , one part recipe book an engaging look an engaging look at the controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic hero an engaging mystery an engaging nostalgia piece an engaging story an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn an engaging storyline an engaging storyline , an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues an engrossing an engrossing entertainment an engrossing story an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event and an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event and the elements which contributed to it an engrossing thriller an engrossing thriller almost in spite of itself an engrossing way to demonstrate the virtues of the IMAX format an enjoyable an enjoyable 100 minutes an enjoyable 100 minutes in a movie theater an enjoyable Big Movie an enjoyable and frankly told tale an enjoyable and frankly told tale of a people who live among us , but not necessarily with us an enjoyable choice an enjoyable choice for younger kids an enjoyable family film an enjoyable family film -- pretty much aimed an enjoyable family film -- pretty much aimed at any youngster who loves horses an enjoyable film an enjoyable film in its own right an enjoyable level an enjoyable level of ridiculousness an enjoyable one an enjoyable trifle an enjoyably an enjoyably frothy ` date movie ' ... an enormous amount of affection an enormous feeling an entertaining and informative an entertaining and informative documentary an entertaining movie an entertaining ride an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes . But something seems to be missing . A sense of real magic an entertainment destination an entertainment destination for the general public an enthusiastic audience an enthusiastic charm an enthusiastic charm in Fire an enthusiastic charm in Fire that makes the formula fresh again an entirely irony-free zone and Bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids an entirely stale concept an epic an epic , but also an epic , but also a tragedy , the record of a tenacious , humane fighter who was also the prisoner ( and ultimately the victim ) of history an epic documentary an epic four-hour Indian musical an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game an epic of astonishing grandeur an epic rather than an epic tale an epiphany an episode of Miami Vice an equally assured narrative coinage an equally beautiful , self-satisfied an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress an equally great Robin Williams performance an equally impressive degree an equally miserable film an equally miserable film the following year an era dominated by cold , loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , an erotic thriller that an erotic thriller that's neither too erotic nor very thrilling , either . an erratic career an especially poignant portrait an especially poignant portrait of her friendship an especially well-executed television movie an essentially awkward version an essentially awkward version of the lightweight female empowerment picture we've been watching for decades an established filmmaker an esteemed writer-actor an evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream an evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream of consciousness an even less capable trio an even less capable trio of criminals an even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped creation an event that has to be seen to be believed an eventful summer an eventual cult an eventual cult classic an eventual cult classic would be an understatement an eviction notice an evil , monstrous lunatic an evocative , accurate observation an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu an example of sophisticated , challenging filmmaking an example of sophisticated , challenging filmmaking that stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes an example to up-and-coming documentarians an example to up-and-coming documentarians , of the overlooked pitfalls of such an endeavour an exceedingly clever piece an exceedingly clever piece of cinema an exceedingly clever piece of cinema . another great ` what you don't see ' is much more terrifying than what you do an exceedingly clever piece of cinema . another great ` what you don't see ' is much more terrifying than what you do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances an excellent an excellent 90-minute film an excellent cast an excellent choice an excellent companion piece an excellent job an excellent sequel an exceptional thriller an exceptionally good idea an exceptionally well-written , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald rip-off an exciting , clever story an exciting , clever story with a batch of appealing characters an exciting plot an exclamation an exclamation point an excruciating dollop of Disney sentimentality mixed in for good measure an excruciating film an excuse an excuse to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins an exercise in chilling style an exercise in chilling style , an exercise in chilling style , and Twohy films the sub , inside and out an exercise in gorgeous visuals an exercise in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type an exercise in pointlessness an exhausted , desiccated talent an exhausted , desiccated talent who can't get out of his own way an exhilarating exploration an exhilarating exploration of an odd love triangle an exhilarating new interpretation an exhilarating new interpretation in Morvern Callar an exhilarating place to visit , this laboratory of laughter an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie an experience in understanding a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal an experience that is richer than anticipated an expert thriller an expiration date passed a long time ago an exploitation piece doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents an exploration that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film an exquisite , unfakable sense an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema an exquisite motion picture an exquisite motion picture in its own right an extended , open-ended poem an extended , open-ended poem than a traditionally structured story an extended cheap an extended dialogue exercise in Retard 101 an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes an extraordinary an extraordinary faith an extraordinary faith in the ability of images an extraordinary film an extraordinary film , an extraordinary film , not least an extraordinary piece an extraordinary piece of music an extraordinary poignancy an extraordinary poignancy , an extraordinary poignancy , and the story an extreme action-packed film an extremely flat lead performance an extremely personal work an eye on preserving a sense of mystery an eye out an eye-opener an eye-opening tour an eye-opening tour of modern Beijing culture an eye-opening tour of modern Beijing culture in a journey of rebellion , an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting an homage to Them , Tarantula and other low an homage to Them , Tarantula and other low - budget B-movie thrillers of the 1950s and '60s an honest , lived-in glow an honest and loving one an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way an honest attempt to get at something an honest effort an honest look an honest look at a community striving to anchor itself in new grounds an honestly nice little film an honestly nice little film that takes us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals an honesty and dignity an honesty and dignity that breaks your heart an honorable an honorable , interesting failure an honored screen veteran an honored screen veteran and a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair an horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle an hour's worth of actual material an hour and a half of daydreaming an hour long . Nevertheless , it still seems endless an hour-and-a-half of inoffensive , unmemorable filler . an hour-and-a-half-long commercial an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album an iceberg melt -- only an icon an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers an iconoclastic artist an idea , what a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' an idea , what a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' and an idea , what a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen an idea buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt an idea of expectation an idea of the film's creepy , scary effectiveness an idea that should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans an idiot an idolized culture , self-loathing an ill fit an imaginative filmmaker an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees an imaginative teacher an imaginative teacher of emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears an imaginatively mixed cast an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits an imitation movie an immensely appealing couple an impact in the theater world an impacting film an impeccable pedigree , mongrel pep an impeccable pedigree , mongrel pep , and almost indecipherable plot complications an impeccable sense an important , original talent an important , original talent in international cinema an important chronicle an important director an important documentary an important documentary about stand-up comedy an important film an important message to tell an important movie an important movie , an important movie , or even an important movie , or even a good one an important political documentary an impossible spot an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and an impostor an impressive achievement an impressive achievement in spite of a river of sadness that pours into every frame an impressive and highly entertaining celebration an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds an impressive job an impressive job of relating the complicated history of the war an impressive roster an impressive roster of stars and direction an impressive roster of stars and direction from Kathryn Bigelow an impressive style an improvement an improvement on the first Blade an in-depth portrait an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist who was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends an in-your-face family drama and black comedy that is filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love an inarticulate screenplay an incomprehensible an inconclusive ending an incongruous summer playoff an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle an increasingly important film industry an increasingly unsettling sense an incredibly heavy-handed , manipulative dud an incredibly heavy-handed , manipulative dud that feels all too familiar an incredibly heavy-handed , manipulative dud that feels all too familiar . an incredibly layered and stylistic film an incredibly layered and stylistic film that , despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema an incurious , uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy an incurious , uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy with a mean streak a mile wide an indelible epic American story an indelible epic American story about two families , one black and one white , facing change in both their inner and outer lives an indisputably spooky film an inexplicable , utterly distracting blunder at the very end an inexplicable nightmare an inexplicable nightmare , an inexplicable nightmare , right down to the population an inexpressible and drab an inexpressible and drab wannabe an inexpressible and drab wannabe looking for that exact niche an infectious enthusiasm an infectious exuberance an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults an inferior level an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book an inhalant blackout an inhuman monster an inkling of genuine wit an innocuous game of fill-in an innocuous game of fill-in - an innocuous game of fill-in - the-blanks with a tragic past an inquisitiveness reminiscent of Truffaut an insane comic undertaking an insane comic undertaking that ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film an insider clique , which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones an inspirational love story an inspired portrait an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst and an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst and the emotional blockage that accompanies this human condition an inspiring tale an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller an instant camp classic an insult an insult to every family an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer an insult to the intelligence of the true genre enthusiast an insultingly inept and artificial examination an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief and an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief and its impacts upon the relationships of the survivors an insultingly unbelievable final act an insurance commercial an integral part an integrity an intellectual exercise an intelligent an intelligent , life-affirming script an intelligent , realistic portrayal an intelligent , realistic portrayal of testing boundaries an intelligent film an intelligent film about young women an intelligent flick an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling an intelligent movie an intelligent movie in which you can release your pent up anger an intelligent person an intelligent person isn't necessarily an admirable storyteller . an intelligent romantic an intelligent romantic thriller an intelligent romantic thriller of a very old-school kind of quality an intelligent romantic thriller of a very old-school kind of quality . an intelligent screenplay an intelligent screenplay and an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances an intelligent weepy an intense , brooding character study an intense and engrossing head-trip an intense experience an intense indoor drama an intense indoor drama about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love an intense political and psychological thriller an intensely lived time an intensely lived time , an intensely lived time , filled with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties an interest an interested detachment an interesting , even sexy premise an interesting and at times captivating an interesting and at times captivating take on loss and loneliness . an interesting bit an interesting bit of speculation an interesting character an interesting character , an interesting character , but '' Serving Sara an interesting character , but '' Serving Sara '' an interesting character to begin with an interesting controversy an interesting dynamic an interesting exercise an interesting exercise by talented writer\/director Anderson an interesting look an interesting look at the life of the campaign-trail press , especially ones an interesting look at the life of the campaign-trail press , especially ones that don't really care for the candidate an interesting meditation an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies an interesting movie an interesting racial tension an interesting slice an interesting slice of history an interesting slice of history . an interesting story an interesting story of pointed personalities an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs. the big guys an interesting storyline an interesting technical exercise an interesting topic an interesting topic , an interesting topic , some intriguing characters an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and an interesting topic , some intriguing characters and a sad ending an intermingling of naiveté and sophistication an intermittently good time an intimacy an intimacy that sucks you in and dares you not to believe it an intimate and quaint reality an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts an intimate feeling an intimate feeling , an intimate feeling , a saga of the ups and downs of friendships an intimate heart an intoxicating show an intricate , intimate and intelligent journey an intricate plot an intriguing and alluring premise an intriguing bit an intriguing bit of storytelling an intriguing curiosity an intriguing look an intriguing look at two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do an intriguing snapshot an intriguing snapshot of one man and his delusions an intriguing species an intriguing species of artifice an intriguing story an intriguing story of maternal instincts an intriguing story of maternal instincts and an intriguing story of maternal instincts and misguided acts of affection an intriguing twist an intriguing what-if premise an intriguing window an intriguing window into the imagination and hermetic analysis of Todd Solondz an invaluable record an invaluable service an invigorating an invigorating , an invigorating , electric movie an invigorating , electric movie . an inviting piece an inviting piece of film an inviting piece of film . an ironically killer soundtrack an irrepressible passion an irresistible , languid romanticism an irresistible blend an irresistible blend of warmth and humor an irresistible blend of warmth and humor and an irresistible blend of warmth and humor and a consistent embracing humanity in the face of life's harshness an irresistibly uncanny ambience an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept an issue movie that's so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one an issue movie that's so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one . an oafish idiot impersonating an aristocrat an object lesson in period filmmaking an objectionable or dull film an objective documentary an observant , unfussily poetic meditation an obsessive-compulsive's an obsolete , if irritating , notion an obsolete , if irritating , notion of class an obvious rapport with her actors an obvious rapport with her actors and an obvious rapport with her actors and a striking style behind the camera an occasionally insightful acting exercise an odd amalgam of comedy genres , existing somewhere between the often literal riffs of early Zucker Brothers\/Abrahams films , and an odd but ultimately satisfying blend an odd but ultimately satisfying blend of the sophomoric and the sublime an odd show an odd show , pregnant with moods , an odd show , pregnant with moods , stillborn except as a harsh conceptual exercise an oddly fascinating depiction an oddly fascinating depiction of an architect of pop culture an oddly winning portrayal an oddly winning portrayal of one an oddly winning portrayal of one of life's ultimate losers an ode to unconditional love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness an off-kilter , dark , vaguely disturbing way an offbeat treat that pokes fun at the democratic exercise while also examining its significance for those who take part an often intense character study an often intense character study about fathers an often intense character study about fathers and sons , loyalty and duty an often intense character study about fathers and sons , loyalty and duty . an often-cute film an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain an old Warner Bros . costumer jived with sex an old and scary one an old story an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them an open mind an open mind and considerable good cheer an open wound an opera movie for the buffs an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary an ordeal an ordeal than an amusement an ordinary big-screen star an original an original and highly cerebral examination an original and highly cerebral examination of the psychopathic mind an original bone an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie an original idea an original idea for a teen movie an original talent an original that pleases almost everyone who sees it an original treatment of a deeply personal subject an otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject -- an otherwise delightful comedy an otherwise delightful comedy of errors an otherwise excellent film an otherwise excellent film . an otherwise excellent film . A powerful performance from Mel Gibson an otherwise excellent film . A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and an otherwise excellent film . A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 an otherwise good movie marred beyond redemption by a disastrous ending an otherwise intense , twist-and-turn thriller an otherwise intense , twist-and-turn thriller that certainly shouldn't hurt an otherwise intense , twist-and-turn thriller that certainly shouldn't hurt talented young Gaghan's resume . an ounce of honest poetry an out of place metaphor an outcast , that is no longer accessible an outline for a role he still needs to grow into an outline for a role he still needs to grow into , a role that Ford effortlessly filled with authority an outrageous central gimmick an outrageous central gimmick that could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life an outrageous dark satire an overall sense of brusqueness an overbearing series an overcooked an overcooked souffl an overcooked soufflé an overexposed waste an overexposed waste of film an overflowing septic an overflowing septic tank an overlong episode an overlong visit an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives an overly deliberate pace an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum an overly sillified plot an overly sillified plot and an overly sillified plot and stop-and-start pacing an overly-familiar set an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek and an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of Love Story an overwhelming pleasure an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream an overwhelmingly positive portrayal an ugly an ugly chapter an ugly chapter of the twentieth century an ugly knot an ugly knot tightening an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . but is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition an ultra-loud blast an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem , an ultra-loud blast of pointless mayhem , going nowhere fast an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism an unabashedly romantic picture an unabashedly romantic picture of a nation whose songs spring directly from the lives of the people an unapologetic mess an unapologetic mess , an unapologetic mess , whose only saving grace is that it ends by blowing just about everything up an unbalanced mixture an unbalanced mixture of graphic combat footage an unbalanced mixture of graphic combat footage and an unbalanced mixture of graphic combat footage and almost saccharine domestic interludes that are pure Hollywood an unchanged dullard an uncommonly human character , an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope an uncompromising attempt by one artist an uncompromising attempt by one artist to think about another an uncompromising film an unconventional storyteller an unconventional storyteller , capable of finding beauty in the most depressing places an undeniable energy an undeniable entertainment value an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow an undeniably intriguing film an undeniably intriguing film from an adventurous young talent who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground an undeniably worthy and devastating an underachiever an underachiever , an undercurrent of loneliness and isolation an underdone potato an underlying order an underlying order throughout the chaos an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated an undeveloped narrative an undeveloped narrative and an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter an undeveloped script an undistinguished rhythm of artificial suspense an undoubted stylistic tour-de-force an uneasy alliance an uneasy blend an uneasy blend of Ghost an uneasy marriage an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) an uneasy mix an uneasy mix of sensual delights and simmering violence an unendurable viewing experience an uneven film for the most part an uneven tone an unexpected plot an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back an unexpectedly adamant streak an unexpectedly adamant streak of warm-blooded empathy for all his disparate Manhattan denizens -- especially the a \*\* holes an unfamiliar world an unflinching and objective look an unflinching look an unforced , rapid-fire delivery an unforgettable visual panache an unfunny movie an unfunny movie that thinks it's hilarious an ungainly an ungainly movie an ungainly movie , an ungainly movie , ill-fitting an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher an unimaginative an unimaginative , nasty , glibly cynical piece an unimaginative , nasty , glibly cynical piece of an unimaginative , nasty , glibly cynical piece of work . an unimaginative screenwriter an unimaginative screenwriter's an unimaginative screenwriter's invention an unimpeachable core an unimpeachable core of emotional truth an uninspired philosophical epiphany an unlikely , but likable , hero an unlimited amount of phony blood an unmistakable , easy joie an unmistakable , easy joie de vivre an unnatural calm an unnatural calm that's occasionally shaken by an unnatural calm that's occasionally shaken by ... an unnatural calm that's occasionally shaken by ... blasts of rage an unnecessary and clumsy last scene an unpleasant debate that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's been acted out an unpleasantly an unprecedented tragedy an unpretentious , sociologically pointed slice an unpretentious , sociologically pointed slice of life an unrewarding collar an unruly adolescent boy an unschooled comedy an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 an unseemly pleasure an unsettling picture an unsettling picture of childhood innocence an unsettling sight an unsettling sight , an unsettling sight , and an unsettling sight , and indicative of his , if you will , out-of-kilter character an unsettling sight , and indicative of his , if you will , out-of-kilter character , an unsettling sight , and indicative of his , if you will , out-of-kilter character , who rambles aimlessly through ill-conceived action pieces an unsettlingly familiar figure an unsettlingly familiar figure -- an unsettlingly familiar figure -- in turns loyal and deceitful , responsible and reckless , idealistically selfless and coldly self-interested an unsolved murder and an unresolved moral conflict jockey for the spotlight an unsympathetic character and someone an unsympathetic character and someone who would not likely be so stupid as to get an unsympathetic hero an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters an unusual , thoughtful bio-drama an unusual , thoughtful bio-drama with a rich subject and some fantastic moments and scenes an unusual biopic and document of male swingers in the Playboy era an unusual but pleasantly haunting debut an unusual but pleasantly haunting debut behind the camera an unusual opportunity to observe the inequities in the death penalty , not just the inherent immorality but also an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing Jackson ) and subject matter an unusual protagonist ( a kilt-wearing Jackson ) and subject matter , the improbable '' an unusual sci-fi character study to a chase flick that detracts from its ending an unusually surreal tone an unusually vivid set an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast an unwieldy an unwieldy cast an unwieldy mess an unwillingness to explore beyond the surfaces of her characters prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together an unwillingness to explore beyond the surfaces of her characters prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together . an uppity musical an uppity musical beat that you can dance to an utterly charming French comedy an utterly charming French comedy that feels so American in sensibility and style an utterly incompetent conclusion anachronistic . anachronistic phantasms haunting the imagined glory of their own pasts anachronistic quick edits and anachronistic quick edits and occasional jarring glimpses of a modern theater audience watching the events unfold analyze this movie in three words : Thumbs Friggin ' Down anarchist maxim anarchists who face arrest 15 years after their crime anarchy anarchy . anchor itself in new grounds anchor the film in a very real and amusing give-and-take anchor the film in a very real and amusing give-and-take . anchored by splendid performances anchored by splendid performances from an honored screen veteran and a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair anchoring anchoring performance anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age anchors the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer and '' Imitation and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . and ( too ) short and , and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time and , at times , poignant , the film and , because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , twice as powerful and , importantly , entertaining and , in the end , not well enough and , once you get through the accents , All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit . and , perhaps paradoxically , illuminated and , potentially , of life and , through it all , human and - relationship study he's favored for decades and -- sadly -- dull and BMX riders and Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry and Dennis Quaid is its athletic heart . and Dreyfus and Drop Dead Gorgeous and Egoyan tackles his themes and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion . and Eisenberg's sweet nephew and Elizabeth Hurley and Gibson , stepping in for Bruce Willis , is the perfect actor to take us on the trip . and Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years and Maggie Gyllenhaal is a delight . and Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive and Mick Jagger gives his best movie performance since , well , Performance . and Parker's creative interference and Repulsion and Spike Lee's Jim Brown : All American at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents . and Two Smoking Barrels and Wai Ka Fai are ) sure to find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests and Wollter's sterling performances and `` terrible and a bit ostentatious and a fascinating documentary and a feast of visual amazement and a few fanciful touches and a few unabashedly sentimental tears and a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat and a gritty , no-budget approach and a likably delinquent attitude and a nonstop parade of mock-Tarantino scuzbag types that starts out clever but veers into overkill and a perfect example of how art -- when done right -- can help heal , and a sobering rumination and a story that is unlike any and a terrible story and a third-act plot development is somewhat melodramatic and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- and a zippy sampling of sounds and ably captures the speech patterns , moral codes and ideals of the 1940s . and accessible and action\/effects on the spectacular scale and acts circles around her better known co-star , Mark Wahlberg and admirable for what it doesn't do and admirably -- and admirably mature and adroit perspective shifts and affecting and affecting , if ultimately not quite satisfying and affection and alive and allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought and altogether creepy and always fun and always interesting and amaze them and amuse them and ambiguity and ambitious and among the most enjoyable and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score and appalled by an Asian film since Shinya Tsukamoto's Iron Man and applaud and artful and artfully and artistic transcendence and artistically inept and as bland and as detailed as a photograph and as fun and aspiring directress who just happens to be her own worst enemy and at other times candidly revealing and at times endearing and at times endearing , humorous , spooky , educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn and authentic and bad -- and beautiful and beautiful film and beautifully and beautifully shot and scored and beauty and because the owners seem fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame , it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities . and become self-made celebrity athletes and best of all and bizarrely original and blood and borrowed materials is as much fun as it must have been for them to make it and both leads are up to the task . and bracing and brilliant documentary and brilliantly personified by Michel Piccoli and callow student film and captivating and catchy songs and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today and celebratory verve and challenges its audience and character development and character-driven and charm to spare and charming and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all and charmingly and choppy recycling and church meetings and cinemantic flair and cinematic deception and civic action laudable and claustrophobic and clever plot contrivances and coldly self-interested and comedy bits and commanding open spaces of the city and communicates something and compassion and compelling story and completely ridiculous and con , for adults and consistently odd and contains some thrilling moments and contradictions and creating mood and credible characters and crude film and crude humor and crude storyline and crudely literal and crushingly depressing and curiosity and cute and damaged dreams and darkly comic and darkly funny and darkly funny fable and death and deceitful and delightful and delightful performance and despairing milieu and directed by Alan Taylor , Napoleon's journey is interesting but his Parisian rebirth is stillborn and disgusted with this material and distinctive and disturbing and disturbing little movie and disturbingly familiar and diverse and dog lovers and double-crosses and drab wannabe and dreary piece and ear candy and edits around his screenplay's sappier elements ... and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer and effective film and elaborate production and endearing and energetic and engages one in a sense of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions and engaging and engaging examination and engaging film and enjoy and enjoyable and enough beauty to make it unforgettable and entertaining and enthusiasm and entirely implausible and even dimmer characters and even fascinates us and even if it's nonsense , its claws dig surprisingly deep . and even marvels . So and even original and even promotes understanding and even some depth and even touching and exactly as thought-provoking and excitement and expertly and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion and exquisitely and fabulous music and fabulous music . and fatally overlong and fear and featuring some of the year's best acting and fiercely atheistic and fiercely committed and filled with enjoyably complex characters who are never what they first appear and films it so beautifully and finely cut diamond and finely directed and flair and flat-out farce and for anyone who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking and forgettable and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time and frequently funny thrill and fresh examination and fresh romantic comedy and friendly souls and from the many , many moments when we recognize even without the Elizabethan prose , the play behind the thing and fun and fun to see Goodall and her chimpanzees on the bigger-than-life screen and funky look and funny and funny story and funny work and game phenomenon and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place and genre piece and gentle and gently humorous and genuine tenderness and gets fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage and giving it humor and poignancy and good intentions and good lines for everyone in this comedy and good-hearted and good-natured and good-natured spunk and gradually grows into something of considerable power and grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom and greatly moving and hard to resist and harsh and has managed elements such as sound and cinematography with skill and hate -- about the movie biz and hatred and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat and he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer . and he has drawn excellent performances from his cast . and he is matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders . and he never reduces the situation to simple melodrama . and healing and heart enough for everyone and heart-affecting and heart-warming and hell and hellish conditions and helps to give them an atavistic power , as if they were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time and hilarious and historians and hood rats butt their ugly heads and hope and horrid and host to some truly excellent sequences and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives and immature character and immature provocations and impressive and in hindsight , it isn't even all that dumb and in spite of numerous minor flaws , Scorsese's best in more than a decade . and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes and in the best way and inconsistencies and ingenious entertainment and insecurity and insights and insufferable ball and interesting characters and intermittently hilarious and intriguing thriller and introduces some intriguing ambiguity and invaluable and inventive and inventive moments and invigorating and is enormous fun for thinking audiences and it's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know and it's a welcome return to the roots of a genre that should depend on surprises . and it's directed by ... Neil LaBute . Hmm . and it's rather messy -- but you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding . and it's therapeutic to laugh along with them . and it's what makes their project so interesting and it isn't that funny and it isn't that funny . and its ample charms should win over the most hard-hearted cynics . and its fine acting and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia and jealousy and just outright enjoyable and just plain dumb and keenly observed and keeps you guessing from first frame to last and laugh outraged and lesbian children and likeable characters and lots of fun and lovable Siberian huskies ( plus one sheep dog ) and lovable Siberian huskies -LRB- plus one sheep dog -RRB- and love and love it and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory and made a rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment out of it and mainly unfunny and make it more interesting and makes you question your own firmly held positions and manages to be tender and darkly comic and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer and masterfully and masterfully if and masterfully if preciously interwoven and mawkish dialogue and meaningful and mind games and mind-numbing indifference and mordantly humorous and more entertaining , too and more entertaining , too . and more importantly , character empathy -- and movie life and moving and moving as Monsoon Wedding and moving portrait and much better and murder and murky cinematography and narrative flow and narrative grace and narrative strength and nice dialogue and no desire and no one ) and not always for the better and not bad enough to repulse any generation of its fans and not in a good way and novelist Byatt and now it is time for their first public recital . and occasionally cloying and often contradictory and often fascinating and often lovely and often very funny and often-funny drama and one that speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever and one to ponder after the credits roll and ostensible adults and overwhelmingly cogent and packed with fleet turns of plot and a feast of visual amazement and packs an emotional wallop and paper-thin supporting characters and particularly eccentric people have particularly eccentric living spaces and pasta-fagioli comedy and pat storytelling and pee jokes and perception and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air and philosophical depth and plastic knickknacks and playful and poetic and ponderously mope around trying to strike lightning as captured by their 1970s predecessors and poorly-constructed comedy and possibly , watching the spectacle of a promising young lad treading desperately in a nasty sea , shed an errant tear . and powerful and powerful documentary and powerful narrative and precious commodity and pretentious endeavor and profound common sense and provocative and provoke adventurous adults in specialty venues and psychologically resonant and pulled ( literally and figuratively ) by desire and pulp melodrama and pure and pushes viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong and quirky comedy and realistically drawn characterizations and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off and refined it to a crystalline point and refined piece and refreshingly unusual and relatively sincere and relies on predictable plot contrivances and remarkable and repetitive and resonant and resourceful hero and revenge and revolutionary spirit and rhythmic ability and richly entertaining and riveting film performances and rough-hewn vanity project and sappy fiascoes he's been making for the last several years and satirical touches and satisfying and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism and screamingly neurotic and self-absorbed and self-conscious seams and sensitive and sensitivity and she is backed by a likable cast . and shot with a syncopated style mimicking the work of his subjects and show-tunes plot and sickening product placement and simply the best family film of the year and sincere and singing heads and all and slack direction and slam-bam action flicks and smacks of originality and small delights and smart and snappy dialogue and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue and social commentary and some lavishly built settings and some staggeringly boring cinema and some unbelievably hilarious moments and sometimes dry and sometimes side-splittingly and spirited performances and sprightly acting and sticking with you long after it's over and stiff-upper-lip laboriousness and still love the old stuff and still oddly likable and strangely soulful movie and stunning acting and stupendous performances and sublime music and substance and subtly , the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise . and successfully plays the foil to Willis's world-weary colonel and sugar-sweet and sumptuous stream and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry and superbly paced and supercharged and surehanded direction and surprises and surprisingly appealing and surrounds himself with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters and suspenseful and suspenseful Argentinian thriller and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier and tantalizing and telling stills and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists and terribly hip bit and that's what makes it irresistible . and that essential feature -- a decent full-on space battle and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal and that shading is what makes it worthwhile . and that they know their roles so well and the challenges of friendships between women and the choking sense of hollow despair and the desperate struggle and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family and the director's well-known narrative gamesmanship and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun and the entrancing music of Philip Glass and the era is recreated with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats . and the experience is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be ... and the film uses humour to make its points about acceptance and growth . and the humor and humanity that root it in feeling and the inimitable Walken especially and the music is simply sublime . and the performances of the young players are utterly convincing . and the pleasures of over-the-top love and the preteen girls who worship Lil ' Bow Wow and the sometimes bad choices and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' and the trio's absorbing narrative is a heart-wrenching showcase indeed . and their screen rapport makes the old story seem new . and thematically moving and then only as a very mild rental and then some . I haven't seen one in so long , no wonder I didn't recognize it at first . and there's no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it . and this is a better film than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth . and thoroughly delightful and thoroughly engage you and thoroughly enjoyable true and thoroughly misogynistic and those are reasons enough to see it . and thought-provoking film and thrilling and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation and through to the most painfully marginal lives and to Have and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world and too stylized by half and totally disorientated and touching drama and touching nostalgia and touching occasion and touching to the marrow and triumphs and trumped-up street credibility and twisted and twisted characters and ugly movies and ultimate collapse and ultimately the victim ) and ultimately touching and ultimately tragic and unabashed sweetness and undemanding armchair tourists and underarm noises and underwritten and undoubtedly delighted and unforgettable characters and unfunny madcap comedy and unfunny tricks and uninspired . and uniquely Almodóvar and unoriginal mess and unpleasant and unrelentingly exploitative and unsatisfying and unselfconscious and unsettling subject matter and uptight characters and uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere and utterly pointless and verbal clichés and violent and visually fulsome and vulgar innuendo and vulnerable and wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun and warm performance and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . and weakly acted and welfare centers and well acted ... but admittedly problematic in its narrative specifics and well and living and well-crafted and well-made entertainment and well-meaning and whirling fight sequences and wickedly satisfying and will , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come . and will appeal even to those who aren't too familiar with turntablism and wisdom and wise and wishing her the best -- whatever that might mean and withholds delivery and without fuss ; and witty dialogue and witty feature and wonder and wonderful and wonderful creatures and wonderfully dyspeptic and wondering if she'll crack and yell ` Safe and yet -- unlike Quills -- deftly shows us the temper of the times and yet completely familiar and yet it has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer . and you'll be glad you went along for the ride . and you'll be taking a risk if you choose to see it . and you'll want to slap them . and your reward will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience . anemic anemic 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and heartbreak anonymous chiller another's fortune another , most of which involve precocious kids getting the better of obnoxious adults another Arnold vehicle that fails to make adequate another Arnold vehicle that fails to make adequate use of his particular talents . another Austin Powers movie another Winter Sleepers another ` spectacular spectacle another `` Best Man '' another anemic and formulaic Lethal Weapon-derived buddy-cop movie another anemic and formulaic Lethal Weapon-derived buddy-cop movie , another anemic and formulaic Lethal Weapon-derived buddy-cop movie , trying to pass off its lack of imagination as hip knowingness another bad movie another bad movie . another big-budget bust another breathless movie another breathless movie about same ! another bummer another bummer of a wrong turn another car chase , explosion another cautionary fable is allowed to play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters . another character another classic another classic for the company another clever if pointless excursion another cool crime movie another cool crime movie that actually manages to bring something new into the mix another day of Brit cinema another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie another disjointed another earnestly generic crime-busting comic vehicle -- a well-intentioned remake that shows some spunk and promise but fails to register as anything distinctive or daring another example of how Sandler is losing his touch another example of the sad decline of British comedies another first-rate performance another fish-out-of-water story that barely stays afloat another fish-out-of-water story that barely stays afloat . another generic drama another genre exercise another genre exercise , another genre exercise , Gangster No. 1 is as generic as its title . another great another great ` another great ` what you don't see another great ` what you don't see ' is much more terrifying than what you do another gross-out college comedy -- another gross-out college comedy -- ugh another gross-out college comedy -- ugh . another hat another hat to a talented head another iteration of what's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled another iteration of what's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally '' superior '' friends , family ... another iteration of what's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally `` superior '' friends , family ... another key contribution another kung-fu sci-fi movie another masterpiece another movie which presumes that high school social groups are at war , let alone conscious of each other's existence . another new film emerges with yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective . another night another of his open-faced , smiling madmen another of subtle humour from Bebe Neuwirth another peek at some of the magic we saw in Glitter here in Wisegirls another phone call warning you that if the video isn't back at Blockbuster before midnight , you're going to face frightening late fees another platter of reheated Aliens another platter of reheated aliens another regurgitated action movie another regurgitated action movie you're after another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? another retelling of Alexandre Dumas ' classic . Why ? Who knows another routine Hollywood frightfest another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise another run-of-the-mill Disney sequel another run-of-the-mill Disney sequel intended for the home video market another self-consciously overwritten another self-consciously overwritten story another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can't another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can't - another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can't - miss heist -- only to have it all go wrong . another shameless attempt another silly Hollywood action film , one among a multitude of simple-minded another silly Hollywood action film , one among a multitude of simple-minded , another silly Hollywood action film , one among a multitude of simple-minded , yahoo-ing death shows another smash another stale , kill-by-numbers flick another stale , kill-by-numbers flick , another stale , kill-by-numbers flick , complete with blade-thin characters and terrible , pun-laden dialogue another studio horror franchise mucking up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep another tired old vision another unoriginal run another unoriginal run of the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype another video movie photographed like a film , with the bad lighting that's often written off as indie film naturalism another visit another we don't believe , and puts them into a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny another weepy Southern bore-athon . another winning star vehicle answered answered yes , by all means antagonists anteing up some movie star charisma anthropologically detailed anthropomorphic anti- anti-Darwinian anti-Semitism and neo-fascism anti-date anti-date movie anti-establishment message anti-feminist anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie antic spirits anticipated antiseptic , preprogrammed feel antithesis antwone fisher anxious to ride the Hogwarts Express toward a new year of magic and mischief anxious to ride the Hogwarts Express toward a new year of magic and mischief . any '' Jackass '' fan could want any Dummies guide , something any Hollywood fluff any John Waters movie has it beat by a country mile . any MTV puffery any Scorsese any Scorsese has ever given us any ` reality ' show any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out any actress I can remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form any after-school special you can imagine any age any agent , he'll get the girl any art-house moviegoer any art-house moviegoer is likely to find compelling any attempt at a plot any awards any awards it bags . This is one for the ages any chance of enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . any country any creature-feature fan any definitive explanation for it would have felt like a cheat any doubt that Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster any fiction any film more challenging or depressing any flaws that come later any gag that would force you to give it a millisecond of thought any given frame look like a family's custom-made Christmas card any insight any insights that haven't been thoroughly debated in the media any kind of intelligible story any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted any less enjoyable any less entertaining any less psycho any more gay any more guilty of criminal activity than most contemporary statesmen any more than the gorgeous piano and strings on the soundtrack can drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice any movie with a life-affirming message any naked teenagers horror flick any number of fascinating issues any number of metaphorical readings any of the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions any of the signposts any of the signposts , as if any of them list this ` credit ' on their resumes in the future any of these despicable characters any of these performances as award-worthy any of these three actresses , nor their characters , deserve any other kind of intelligent humor any points for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids any real emotional impact any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behaviour . Being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough any real raw emotion , which is fatal for a film that relies on personal relationships any recent film , independent or otherwise , any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one any recreational drug any redeeming value whatsoever any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears any sexual relationship that doesn't hurt anyone and works for its participants any sexual relationship that doesn't hurt anyone and works for its participants is a relationship that is worthy of our respect any shoddy product any storytelling flow any stylish sizzle any summer blockbuster any thinking person is bound to appreciate any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly any true film addict any true film addict will want to check any true film addict will want to check out any viewer , young or old , any viewer forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions any way demeaning its subjects any way of gripping what its point is any way of gripping what its point is , any way of gripping what its point is , or any way of gripping what its point is , or even its attitude toward its subject any working class community any youngster who loves horses anybody contemplating their own drastic life changes should watch Some Body first anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there anybody who has ever seen an independent film can report that it is instead a cheap cliché anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor anyone's guess anyone believes about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater anyone can relate anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . anyone in his right mind would want to see the it anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb anyone saw in this film that allowed it to get made anyone who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking anyone who ever shook , rattled , or rolled anyone who grew up on Disney's 1950 Treasure Island , or remembers the 1934 Victor Fleming classic anyone who has ever suspected Hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny anyone who has seen Chicago on stage will leave the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal anyone who has seen The Hunger or Cat People will find little new here anyone who has seen chicago on stage will leave the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal anyone who loves both dance and cinema anything Sandler anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all anything but compelling anything but frustrating , anything but frustrating , boring , and anything but fun anything but laughable anything ever , and easily the most watchable film of the year anything except that the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes anything fresh anything more than a visit to McDonald's , let alone anything remotely intelligent anything resembling reality anything special , save for a few comic turns , anything we haven't seen before anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this apart by forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents apart from reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings . aplenty appalled appalled by an Asian film since Shinya Tsukamoto's Iron Man appalling appalling '' appalling , appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and totally lacking appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and totally lacking in conviction appalling ` Ace Ventura ' rip-off appalling as any ` comedy ' apparent joy apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device apparently nobody here bothered to check it twice . apparently takes place in a fantasy world where people in hotel hallways recite poetry in voice-over instead of speaking to each other . appeal appeal beyond being a Sandra Bullock vehicle or a standard romantic comedy appeal even appeal even to those who aren't too familiar with turntablism appeal to Asian cult cinema fans appeal to Asian cult cinema fans and Asiaphiles interested to see what all the fuss is about appeal to Asian cult cinema fans and Asiaphiles interested to see what all the fuss is about . appeal to No One appeal to a mainstream American audience appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) appeal to women appeal to women looking for a howlingly trashy time appealing appealing about the characters appealing blend appealing character quirks appealing character quirks to forgive that still serious problem appealing characters appealing couple appealing enough appealing enough to probably have a good shot at a Hollywood career , if they want one appealing fresh faces appealing ingredients appealing job appealing lead performances appealing leads appealing veneer appealingly appealingly juvenile appealingly manic and energetic appeals appeals to me appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience appeals to you appear avant-garde appear foolish and shallow appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , appear to be reading the lines appear together on a marquee , especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 appeared in 1938 appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best appearing on behalf of a good cause appears as if even the filmmakers didn't know what kind of movie they were making appears jagged , as if filmed directly from a television monitor , while the extensive use of stock footage quickly becomes a tiresome cliché appears jagged , as if filmed directly from a television monitor , while the extensive use of stock footage quickly becomes a tiresome cliché . appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes appears not to have been edited at all appears that ( Jackie ) Chan's US influence is starting to show in his Hong Kong films appears that ( Jackie ) Chan's US influence is starting to show in his Hong Kong films . appears that something has been lost in the translation to the screen appears that something has been lost in the translation to the screen . appears to be the definition of a ` bad ' police shooting appears to be the definition of a ` bad ' police shooting . appears to have been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . appears to have been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . '' appears to have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept appears to have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept . appears to have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up appears to have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up . appears to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights appears to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights and appears to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights and had nothing left over for jokes appears to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights and had nothing left over for jokes . appears to have had free rein to be as pretentious as he wanted appears to have settled comfortably into her skin appears very excited at rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture appetizer that leaves you wanting more appetizer that leaves you wanting more . appetizing appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts applaud applaud his special effects applaud or applaud or look into having him committed applauded for finding a new angle on a tireless story applies more detail to the film's music than to the story line apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief applying definition to both sides of the man appreciate appreciate much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries appreciate original romantic comedies appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting appreciated appreciated a smartly written motion picture appreciated equally appreciated equally as an abstract Frank Tashlin comedy and as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career appreciated most appreciates appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking appreciates the art appreciates the art and appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race . appreciation appreciation of the daily appreciation of the daily grind that only the most hardhearted Scrooge could fail to respond appreciative appreciative you are of this approach to the workplace romantic comedy approach to the workplace romantic comedy . approached the usher and said that if she had to sit through it again , she should ask for a raise approached the usher and said that if she had to sit through it again , she should ask for a raise . approached with imagination and flair approaches Swedish fatalism using Gary Larson's Far Side humor approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline . approaches the endeavor with a shocking lack of irony approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all appropriate appropriate comic buttons appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness appropriately , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn . appropriately brief 40-minute running time aptly aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment . aptly named , this shimmering , beautifully costumed and filmed production aptly named , this shimmering , beautifully costumed and filmed production doesn't work for me aptly named , this shimmering , beautifully costumed and filmed production doesn't work for me . aquel que desee una lengua para expresar su amor arbitrarily plotted arcane area arch and rather cold-blooded comedy archival foot-age archival footage , horrifying documents of lynchings , still photographs archly funny ardently waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this arduous arduous journey are , with the drumming routines , among the film's saving graces are , with the drumming routines , among the film's saving graces . are -- no real plot , no real conflict , no real point are -- no real plot , no real conflict , no real point . are ... are ... impeccable throughout are ... impeccable throughout . are John Leguizamo's cool jackets . are Oscar-size are Oscar-size . Quaid is utterly fearless as the tortured husband living a painful lie are The Greatest Musicians of All Time are The Greatest Musicians of All Time . are a couple of screen-eating dominatrixes like Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon at their raunchy best are a couple of things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall are a couple of things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall . are a couple of things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall are a few chuckles , but not a single gag sequence that really scores are a few laughs and clever sight gags scattered about , but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust are a few laughs and clever sight gags scattered about , but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust . are a few modest laughs are a few modest laughs , are a few modest laughs , but are a few modest laughs , but certainly no are a few modest laughs , but certainly no thrills are a few modest laughs , but certainly no thrills . are a little peculiar are a little too big for her mouth are a lot better are a winning combination are able to accomplish are ably intercut and involving are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck '' into a sentence are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck '' into a sentence . are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence . are acting horribly are acting like puppets are actually fascinating are actually releasing it into theaters are advised to sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching are aggravating enough to exhaust the patience of even the most understanding spouse are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done are all astounding are all cheap are all direct-to-video stuff are all fine are all in the performances , from Foreman's barking-mad Taylor to Thewlis's smoothly sinister Freddie and Bettany\/McDowell's hard-eyed gangster are all in the performances , from Foreman's barking-mad Taylor to Thewlis's smoothly sinister Freddie and Bettany\/McDowell's hard-eyed gangster . are all more than competent are all spot are all spot on are all spot on , are all spot on , especially Lee Ross's turn as Ken are all spot on , especially Lee Ross's turn as Ken . are all things we've seen before are all too abundant when human hatred spews forth unchecked are all understated and touching are almost good enough to camouflage the dopey plot are also are also some startling , surrealistic moments are also tempered with elements which prove the direct antithesis of what it gets right are alternately touching and funny are amiable and committed are among cinema's finest this year are among cinema's finest this year . are among cinema's finest this year . Unfortunately are among the chief reasons Brown Sugar is such a sweet and sexy film are among the chief reasons Brown Sugar is such a sweet and sexy film . are an absolute joy are an absolute joy . are an actor who can relate to the search for inner peace by dramatically depicting the lives of others onstage are an immensely appealing couple are anguished , bitter and truthful are anything but compelling are appealing are appealing enough to probably have a good shot at a Hollywood career , if they want one are as contrived and artificial are as contrived and artificial as Kerrigan's platinum-blonde hair are as cute as all get-out are as intelligent are as intelligent , are as intelligent , exuberant are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine are as mushy as peas are as predictable and as lowbrow are as predictable and as lowbrow as the endless pratfalls the boys take in their high heels are as predictable and as lowbrow as the endless pratfalls the boys take in their high heels . are as sharp as ever are as sharp as ever , are as sharp as ever , though they may be overshadowed by some strong performances are as subtle and as enigmatic are as thick as the cigarette smoke are as timely as tomorrow are at least 10 complete misses , many coming from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout are at least 10 complete misses , many coming from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout . are at least interesting . are attached to the concept of loss are bad are based on stock clichés are beautiful are beautifully are beautifully realized through clever makeup design , leaving one to hope that the eventual DVD release will offer subtitles and the original Italian-language soundtrack are becoming irritating are becoming irritating . are beginning to wear a bit thin are beginning to wear a bit thin . are believable as people are blunt and are blunt and challenging and offer no easy rewards for staying clean are both Oscar winners , a fact which , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , seems inconceivable are both excellent are both excellent , are both excellent , in the kind of low-key way that allows us to forget that they are actually movie folk are both excellent , in the kind of low-key way that allows us to forget that they are actually movie folk . are both listless are both overplayed and exaggerated are both superb are both superb , are both superb , while Huppert ... is magnificent are both superb , while Huppert ... is magnificent . are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie are breathtaking are canny and spiced with irony are canny and spiced with irony . are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns are cast adrift in various New York City locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style are cast adrift in various New York City locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style . are celebrated are certainly are certainly welcome are charmers are charming are charming and are charming and have chemistry both as friends and lovers are charming and have chemistry both as friends and lovers . are charming performers are cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and many tired jokes about men in heels are cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and many tired jokes about men in heels . are clinically depressed are clinically depressed and are clinically depressed and have abandoned their slim hopes and dreams are cloaked in gross-out gags are cloaked in gross-out gags . are committed are comparable to a cardboard cutout are complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones are complex and quirky , but entirely believable are complex and quirky , but entirely believable as the remarkable ensemble cast brings them to life are complex and quirky , but entirely believable as the remarkable ensemble cast brings them to life . are complex characters -- sometimes tender , sometimes angry are consistently delightful are consistently delightful . are credited with the cliché-laden screenplay are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it are dampened by a lackluster script and substandard performances are decent are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior are disjointed , flaws that have to be laid squarely on Taylor's doorstep . are easy to forgive because the intentions are lofty are easy to swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros are engaging are enough moments of heartbreaking honesty to keep one glued to the screen are enough moments of heartbreaking honesty to keep one glued to the screen . are entertaining and audacious moments are enthralling are entitled to take a deep bow for fashioning an engrossing entertainment out of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster are equal parts poetry and politics , obvious at times but evocative and heartfelt are equal parts poetry and politics , obvious at times but evocative and heartfelt . are equally -- and admirably -- uncommercial are equally -- and admirably -- uncommercial . are equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent are equally strange are especially fine are especially fine . are every bit as distinctive as his visuals are every bit as distinctive as his visuals . are every bit as distinctive as his visuals . Beyond the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork are exactly what was missing from Rabbit-Proof Fence are experienced actors are faithful to Melville's plotline , they are familiar with , and makes you care about music you may not have heard before are familiar with , and makes you care about music you may not have heard before . are fantasti are fantastic are fantastic . are far more alienating than involving are far more alienating than involving . are far more pointed and clear are far more pointed and clear . are far worse are far worse messages to teach a young audience , which will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy are far worse messages to teach a young audience , which will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy . are fascinated by the mere suggestion of serial killers are fascinating are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile are films that try the patience of even the most cinema-besotted critic -- and this was one of them are films that try the patience of even the most cinema-besotted critic -- and this was one of them . are fine are fine as well are fine as well . are first-rate are flat are flawless are flawless . are fleshed-out enough to build any interest are for children and dog lovers are forced to grapple with hazy motivations that never come into focus are forced to reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking are framed in a drama so clumsy are frequently more fascinating than the results . Last Dance , whatever its flaws , fulfills one facet of its mission in making me want to find out whether , in this case , that's true . are frequently too dark to be decipherable are front and center are fun are fun and reminiscent of combat scenes are fun and reminiscent of combat scenes from the Star Wars series are fun and reminiscent of combat scenes from the Star Wars series . are funny are funny . are generating about as much chemistry as an Iraqi factory poised to receive a UN inspector are generating about as much chemistry as an Iraqi factory poised to receive a UN inspector . are getting irritating are good are good in Pauline & Paulette are good sparring partners are good sparring partners . are gorgeous and finely detailed are great rewards are great rewards here are great rewards here . are hardly enough are hardly enough . are hardly specific to their era are having so much fun are head and shoulders above much of the director's previous popcorn work are head and shoulders above much of the director's previous popcorn work . are hilarious throughout are hilarious throughout . are homages to a classic low-budget film noir movie are hopelessly overshadowed are hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation are idiosyncratic enough to lift the movie above its playwriting 101 premise are idiosyncratic enough to lift the movie above its playwriting 101 premise . are immaculate are immaculate , are immaculate , with Roussillon providing comic relief are immaculate , with Roussillon providing comic relief . are immaculate , with roussillon providing comic relief are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude are in perfect balance are in perfect balance . are in place for a great film noir are in tatters are in this tepid genre offering are incapable of conveying any emotion are included are incoherent are incoherent . are incredibly beautiful to look at are incredibly beautiful to look at . are incredibly captivating and insanely funny are incredibly captivating and insanely funny , are incredibly captivating and insanely funny , thanks in part to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor are incredibly captivating and insanely funny , thanks in part to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor ... are infants are infants ... who might be distracted by the movie's quick movements and sounds . are infectious are inherently funny are innocent , childlike and inherently funny are insightful enough to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing are instantly recognizable are instantly recognizable , are instantly recognizable , allowing the film to paradoxically feel familiar and foreign at the same time are instantly recognizable , allowing the film to paradoxically feel familiar and foreign at the same time . are interesting are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . are intimate and therefore bolder are intimate and therefore bolder than the otherwise calculated artifice that defines and overwhelms the film's production design are intriguing and realistic are introduced as '' spider '' and are its star , its attitude and its obliviousness are jarring and deeply out of place in what could are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy are just actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks are just enough twists in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory are just enough twists in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory . are just interesting enough to make a sinner are just not are just so WEIRD that I honestly never knew what the hell was coming next . are just that damn good are just that damn good . are just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations are just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations . Where's the movie here are just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations . Where's the movie here ? are just two of the elements that will grab you are just two of the elements that will grab you . are kinetic enough to engross even the most antsy youngsters are kinetic enough to engross even the most antsy youngsters . are lacking are laughs aplenty are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie are left with a handful of disparate funny moments of no real consequence . are left with a superficial snapshot that , however engaging , is insufficiently enlightening and inviting are left with a superficial snapshot that , however engaging , is insufficiently enlightening and inviting . are left with something like two ships passing in the night rather than any insights into gay love are less than adorable are less worthy are like a tasty hors-d'oeuvre are likely to be as heartily sick of mayhem as Cage's war-weary marine are likely to be disappointed are likely to be disappointed . are likely to lose interest before Sandrine are limited and so embellished by editing that there's really not much of a sense of action or even action-comedy are limited and so embellished by editing that there's really not much of a sense of action or even action-comedy . are littered with trenchant satirical jabs at the peculiar egocentricities of the acting breed are littered with trenchant satirical jabs at the peculiar egocentricities of the acting breed . are little more than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell are little more than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell . are lives worth watching , paths worth following are lives worth watching , paths worth following . are lost in the thin soup of canned humor . are lukewarm and quick to pass . are lush and inventive are made for each other . are made of little moments . are magnificent are many definitions of ` time waster ' are many tense scenes in Trapped are many things that solid acting can do for a movie are married for political reason are masterfully controlled are masterfully controlled . are mean giggles and pulchritude . are mesmerizing are missing -- are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all are missing -- anything approaching a visceral kick , and anything approaching even a vague reason to sit through it all . are moments in this account of the life of artist Frida Kahlo that are among cinema's finest this year are moments in this account of the life of artist Frida Kahlo that are among cinema's finest this year . are moments it can be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way are moments it can be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way . are moments it captures the erotics of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree are moments of hilarity to be had are moments of hilarity to be had . are more alive than its characters are more compelling than the execution are more deeply thought through than in most ` right-thinking ' films are more grating than engaging are more grating than engaging . are more harmless pranksters than political activists . are more interesting ways of dealing with the subject are more involving than this mess are more involving than this mess . are more likely to remember the haunting images than the plot holes . are more shots of children smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film are more shots of children smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film . are more silly than scary are more than compensated for by its wryly subversive tone are more than compensated for by its wryly subversive tone . are more than effectively are moved by the emotional tumult of ( François and Michèle's ) relationship are murky and are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable aren't aren't - kids-cute sentimentality by a warmth that isn't faked and a stately sense of composition aren't - kids-cute sentimentality by a warmth that isn't faked and a stately sense of composition . aren't all that interesting aren't aware of aren't funny aren't interested in rap aren't interested in rap , as it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way aren't interesting enough to watch them go about their daily activities for two whole hours aren't likely to leave a lasting impression aren't likely to leave a lasting impression . aren't many conclusive answers in the film aren't many laughs in this interesting study of the cultural mores of Georgian Jews in Tel Aviv . aren't many reasons anyone would want to see Crossroads if they're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears aren't so substantial or fresh aren't too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) aren't very bright aren't your bailiwick are names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future are names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future . are natural and lovely are nearly impossible to care about are neither original are neither original nor are presented in convincing way are never more than sketches ... which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach are never more than sketches ... which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach . are nice to look at while you wait for the story to get going are no less a menace to society than the film's characters . are no special effects , and no Hollywood endings . are no unforgettably stupid stunts or uproariously rude lines of dialogue to remember it by are not at all entertaining are not enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film are not enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film . are not entertaining are not entertaining . are not executed with anything more than perfunctory skill are not to be dismissed are not to be dismissed . are nothing more than part of the scenery are now two signs that M . Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema : Unbreakable and Signs are now two signs that M . Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema : Unbreakable and Signs . are nowhere near are nowhere near as vivid as the 19th-century ones are nowhere near gripping enough are nowhere near gripping enough . are obviously pretty clever are odd and pixilated are odd and pixilated and are odd and pixilated and sometimes both . are of course stultifyingly contrived and too stylized by half . are of the highest and the performances are of the highest and the performances attractive without being memorable are of the highest and the performances attractive without being memorable . are off almost from the get-go are often a stitch are often engaging are often funny fanatics are often hackneyed or just plain crude , calculated to provoke shocked laughter , without following up on a deeper level are often infectious are often more predictable than their consequences are okay , not much fire in the script are okay , not much fire in the script . are on the backs of our parents are on the loose ! Run for your lives are on the loose ! Run for your lives ! are once again made all too clear in this schlocky horror\/action hybrid are once again made all too clear in this schlocky horror\/action hybrid . are only slightly magnified versions of the ones that vex nearly everyone are padding unashamedly appropriated from the teen-exploitation playbook are painfully aware of their not-being are paper thin are paper-thin , and their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script are paper-thin , and their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script . are particularly engaging or articulate . are perfect in these roles are perfect in these roles . are performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece are pitted against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting are pitted against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting . are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy are plot holes big enough for Shamu the killer whale to swim through are plot holes big enough for Shamu the killer whale to swim through . are poorly are poorly delivered are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally '' superior '' friends , family are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally '' superior '' friends , family ... are portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally `` superior '' friends , family ... are potent are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama are presented in convincing way are presented in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care are presented in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care . are pretty valuable are pretty valuable these days are priceless are priceless entertainment are priceless entertainment . are problems with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome are profound and thoughtfully delivered are puerile are pure Hollywood are pushed to their most virtuous limits , lending the narrative an unusually surreal tone . are put to perfect use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D are put to perfect use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D . are quietly moving are quite admirable are quite funny are quite funny , are quite funny , but Jonah are quite funny , but Jonah ... are quite touching are raw and will strike a nerve with anyone who's ever had family trauma . are really going to love The Piano Teacher are really going to love The Piano Teacher . are really surprising are reasons enough to see it are red hot are reflected in almost every scene are reflected in almost every scene . are relegated to the background -- a welcome step forward from the Sally Jesse Raphael atmosphere of films like Philadelphia and American Beauty are relegated to the background -- a welcome step forward from the Sally Jesse Raphael atmosphere of films like Philadelphia and American Beauty . are remarkable are remarkable . are remembered only as an afterthought are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday are repeatedly undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense are required to balance all the formulaic equations in the long-winded heist comedy Who Is Cletis Tout ? are rewarded by brutal , committed performances from Huppert and Magimel are rewarded by brutal , committed performances from Huppert and Magimel . are rich veins of funny stuff in this movie are rolling over in their graves are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . are selling the old European candor , the old wink of ` bold ' revelation . are served with a hack script are served with a hack script . are set against the strange , stark beauty of the Mideast desert , so lovingly and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air are set against the strange , stark beauty of the Mideast desert , so lovingly and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air . are several truly jolting scares are sexy are shockingly intimate are short , carefully placed and dead-center are short , carefully placed and dead-center . are side stories aplenty are simply dazzling are simply dazzling , are simply dazzling , particularly Balk , who's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents are simply dazzling , particularly Balk , who's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents . are simply intoxicating are simply intoxicating . are simply named The Husband , The Wife and The Kidnapper , emphasizing the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort are simply too bland to be interesting are simply too bland to be interesting . are simply too good are simultaneously buried , drowned and smothered in the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary are simultaneously buried , drowned and smothered in the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary . are slow and repetitive parts are small and easily overshadowed by its predictability are so believable that you feel what they feel are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis are so excellent are so familiar you might as well be watching a rerun are so few films about the plight of American Indians in modern America that Skins comes as a welcome , if downbeat , missive from a forgotten front are so few films about the plight of American Indians in modern America that Skins comes as a welcome , if downbeat , missive from a forgotten front . are so funny are so funny , are so funny , aggressive and alive are so generic are so heavy-handed that they instead pummel the audience are so heavy-handed that they instead pummel the audience . are so hilarious are so old-fashioned are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike . are so overstated are so poorly thought-out and substance-free that even a high school senior taking his or her first psychology class could dismiss them are so spot on are so stunning are so stylized as to be drained of human emotion are so stylized as to be drained of human emotion . are so terrific at conveying their young angst are so unmemorable are so unmemorable , despite several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes , are so unmemorable , despite several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes , that one eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material are so unmemorable , despite several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes , that one eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material . are so well are so well established that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field are so well realized that you may forget all about the original conflict , just like the movie does are so well tuned that the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be are some fairly unsettling scenes are some movies that hit you from the first scene are some wonderfully fresh moments that smooth the moral stiffness with human kindness and hopefulness are some wonderfully fresh moments that smooth the moral stiffness with human kindness and hopefulness . are sometimes bracing are sometimes inexpressive are somewhat redeeming are spectacular are standouts are stanzas of breathtaking , awe-inspiring visual poetry are stanzas of breathtaking , awe-inspiring visual poetry . are still looking for a common through-line are still unconcerned about what they ingest are stretched to the point of evaporation are strong are strong , though the subject matter demands acting that borders on hammy at times are strong , though the subject matter demands acting that borders on hammy at times . are struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue are such a companionable couple are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project are sunk by all the sanctimony are sunk by all the sanctimony . are sunk by the film's primitive approach to the mechanics of comedy are sunk by the film's primitive approach to the mechanics of comedy . are sure to be entertained are sure to please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium are sure to please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium . are surprising in how much they engage and even touch us . are sweeping are sweet and believable are sweet and believable , are sweet and believable , and are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior are tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock are tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock ( since Sept . 11 ) are tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock ( since Sept. 11 ) are tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock ( since Sept. 11 ) . are telegraphed in the most blithe exchanges gives the film its lingering tug are telegraphed in the most blithe exchanges gives the film its lingering tug . are television - caliber and the message of providing solace through deception is a little creepy are television - caliber and the message of providing solace through deception is a little creepy . are terribly convincing are terribly wasted are terribly wasted . are thankfully understated are the big problems are the big problems here are the clear-eyed boldness and quiet irony with which actor and director take on life's urgent questions . are the difference between this and countless other flicks about guys and dolls are the film's Sopranos gags incredibly dated and unfunny are the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances . are the hallmark of this bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery are the hallmark of this bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery . are the kiss of death in this bitter Italian comedy are the lively intelligence of the artists and their perceptiveness about their own situations are the lively intelligence of the artists and their perceptiveness about their own situations . are the special effects and narrative flow much improved , and Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry are the special effects and narrative flow much improved , and Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry , but the film conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books . are the terrific performances by Christopher Plummer , as the prime villain , and Nathan Lane as Vincent Crummles , the eccentric theater company manager are the terrific performances by Christopher Plummer , as the prime villain , and Nathan Lane as Vincent Crummles , the eccentric theater company manager . are the two best adjectives to describe Ghost Ship are the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent are the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent . are the whole show here , with their memorable and resourceful performances are the whole show here , with their memorable and resourceful performances . are there Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic are they like humans , only hairier are things to like about Murder By Numbers are thinner than cardboard -- or even comic-book paper are thinner than cardboard -- or even comic-book paper . are those who just want the Ball and Chain are thrilling . are times when A Rumor of Angels plays like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- are times when the film's reach exceeds its grasp are to be embraced . are to ourselves and each other are too complex to be rapidly absorbed are too crude to serve the work especially well are too cute are too grave for youngsters are too immature and unappealing to care about are too immature and unappealing to care about . are too many bona fide groaners among too few laughs are too obvious are too ragged to ever fit smoothly together are too simplistic to maintain interest are too strange and dysfunctional are too strange and dysfunctional , Tom included , to ever get under the skin are top notch are tops are tops , with the two leads delivering Oscar-caliber performances are tops , with the two leads delivering Oscar-caliber performances . are torpid and banal are tossed out the window with the intelligent French drama that deftly explores the difficult relationship between a father and son are tossed out the window with the intelligent French drama that deftly explores the difficult relationship between a father and son . are totally estranged from reality are totally estranged from reality . are touching moments in Etoiles are transparently obvious are treasures and even marvels are treasures and even marvels . are treated as docile , mostly wordless ethnographic extras are treated as docile , mostly wordless ethnographic extras . are true to the essence of what it is to be Ya-Ya are two such likeable actors are two such likeable actors . are typical Sandler fare are ultimately winning are uncomfortably strained are uncomfortably strained . are undeniably touched are undeniably touched . are undermined by the movie's presentation , which is way too stagy are undermined by the movie's presentation , which is way too stagy . are underwhelming are uniformly good are uniformly good . are universal and involving are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching are unusual . But they don't fit well together and neither is well told are unusual . But they don't fit well together and neither is well told . are up there are up there . are up to the task are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal are usually are usually abbreviated in favor of mushy obviousness and telegraphed pathos , particularly where Whitaker's misfit artist is concerned . are utter hooey . are utterly convincing are very , very good reasons are very , very good reasons for certain movies are very , very good reasons for certain movies to be sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely are very , very good reasons for certain movies to be sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely . are very expressive are very expressive . are vividly and painfully brought to slovenly life in this self-deprecating , biting and witty feature written by Charlie Kaufman and his twin brother , Donald , and directed by Spike Jonze are vividly and painfully brought to slovenly life in this self-deprecating , biting and witty feature written by Charlie Kaufman and his twin brother , Donald , and directed by Spike Jonze . are wasted in it are weak are weak , are weak , as are weak , as are most of the subplots are weak , as are most of the subplots . are weird resonances between actor and role are well done and perfectly are well done and perfectly constructed to convey a sense of childhood imagination are well worth are well worth revisiting as many times as possible are well-honed are well-honed . are what makes it worth the trip to the theatre are what makes it worth the trip to the theatre . are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career are wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career are when he's getting busy on the basketball court because that's when he really scores . are wincing back in repugnance are worse are worth particular attention are worth the price of admission are worth the price of admission ... are worth the price of admission ... if '' gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time are worth the price of admission ... if `` gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time are worthwhile are worthwhile . are woven together skilfully are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam are your cup of blood are your cup of tea , then pay your $ 8 and get ready for the big shear are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction argue argue that any sexual relationship that doesn't hurt anyone and works for its participants is a relationship that is worthy of our respect argue that entering a church , synagogue or temple doesn't mean you have to check your brain at the door argue that it ranks with the best of Herzog's works argue with anyone who calls ` Slackers ' dumb , insulting , or childish argues arguments one way arising that the movie will live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors aristocratic , luminous yet careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas around a gripping story around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears around his screenplay's sappier elements around old friends around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today around some flawed but rather unexceptional women , emerging with a fine character study that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life around this movie directionless around to capture the chaos of France in the 1790's arouse further curiosity aroused aroused by the discord between old and new cultures arousing arousing good time arrangements and mind games , arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge arrest development in a dead-end existence arrested arresting arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances arresting image arresting little ride arrive early arrive early and stay late arrive early and stay late , arrive early and stay late , filling nearly every minute ... with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability to triumph over a Scrooge or two arrive on the big screen with their super-powers , their super-simple animation and their super-dooper-adorability intact arrive on the big screen with their super-powers , their super-simple animation and their super-dooper-adorability intact . arrive stillborn arrived for an incongruous summer playoff , demonstrating yet again that the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone arrives at its heart , as simple self-reflection meditation arrives at its heart , as simple self-reflection meditation . arrives from the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel arrives from the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel . arrives we still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another arrives we still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another . arriving at a particularly dark moment in history , it offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us arriving at a particularly dark moment in history , it offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us . arrogant arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe art -- when done right -- can help heal art and commerce art form art house pretension . art paying homage to art art-conscious art-house gay porn film art-house obscurities artful artful , intelligent film artful , watery tones artful , watery tones of blue , green and brown artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon artfully artfully bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight artfully camouflaged as everyday activities artfully camouflaged as everyday activities . artfully crafted meditation on mortality . artfully lighted artfully lighted , artfully lighted , earnest artfully lighted , earnest inquiries artfully restrained in others , 65-year-old Jack Nicholson arthouse . The power of this script , arthouse . The power of this script , and the performances that come with it arthouse . The power of this script , and the performances that come with it , arthouse . The power of this script , and the performances that come with it , is that the whole damned thing didn't get our moral hackles up . arthritic articulate , grown-up voice articulate character articulates articulates a flood of emotion . articulates the tangled feelings of particular New Yorkers deeply touched by an unprecedented tragedy articulates the tangled feelings of particular New Yorkers deeply touched by an unprecedented tragedy . artifact , capturing a brief era of insanity in the sports arena that surely can not last artifact , capturing a brief era of insanity in the sports arena that surely can not last . artificial artificial , ill-constructed and fatally overlong artificial and opaque artificial and soulless artificial as the video games artificial as the video games japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence artificial structure artificial suspense artificiality artistes artistic artistic abandon artistic and muted , almost to the point of suffocation artistic and muted , almost to the point of suffocation . artistic aspirations artistic befuddlement artistic brilliance artistic malnutrition artistic merits artistic significance artistic transcendence artistically artistically ' with handheld cameras artistically inept artistry artists and the love of cinema-and-self artless artless sytle artsy artsy , artsy , and artsy , and even cute artsy and artsy and often pointless artsy fantasy sequences -- artwork arty and arty and jazzy as ' a perfect family film as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family as '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . Simply put as '' Pootie Tang with a budget as All or Nothing is , however , the film comes perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good . as American Pie On Valium as Anna Battista , an Italian superstar and aspiring directress who just happens to be her own worst enemy as Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin as Corcuera manages to find the seeds of hope in the form of collective action as Dahmer as Disney's 1937 breakthrough as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace as Frida and ... a star-making project as Gidget , only with muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch as Grant's two best films as Hollywood action epics as Hollywood action epics . Is this progress as I'm the One That I Want as I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material as I Know What You Did Last Winter as I hoped I would as I laughed throughout the movie as I may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you as I slogged my way through Clockstoppers as I usually am to feel-good , follow-your-dream Hollywood fantasies as I valiantly struggled to remain interested , or at least conscious as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star as Jet Li on rollerblades as John Ritter's glory days as Jolie's hideous yellow ` do as Katzenberg as Ken as Ledger attempts , in vain , to prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design as Mr. Deeds was to that of Frank Capra as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop as Roman Coppola's brief pretentious period as Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , takes form as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth as Sexy Beast as South Park as The Monster horns as Vincent became more and more abhorrent as X-Men - occasionally brilliant but mostly average , showing signs of potential for the sequels , but not giving us much this time around as ` Bartleby ' so effectively makes it as ` Belgium's national treasure as ` Wayne as ` worse than expected as a Seven rip-off as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish as a ` very sneaky ' butler who excels in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts as a bitter pill as a block of snow as a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist with a bright future as a call for pity and sympathy as a castrated as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? as a classic movie franchise as a classic movie franchise ? Let's hope not as a clever , charming tale as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters as a clever exercise in neo-Hitchcockianism as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks as a comedy as a comedy , a romance , a fairy tale , or a drama as a commodified , sold-out concept on the american filmmaking scene as a compliment as a conventional thriller evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters as a conversation starter as a creative sequel as a cult film as a dentist's waiting room as a detailed personal portrait as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics as a documentary -- but not very Imaxy as a durable part of the movie landscape as a dystopian movie as a fairly weak retooling as a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people as a feast of bleakness as a figurative port-of-call as a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece as a film in the tradition of The Graduate quickly switches into something more recyclable than significant as a film maker who artfully bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight as a filmmaker of considerable potential as a fishing show as a friend as a fringe feminist conspiracy theorist as a ghost story gone badly awry as a high concept vehicle for two bright stars of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations as a high concept vehicle for two bright stars of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations , the movie passes inspection as a historical study and as a tragic love story as a hole in the head as a joint promotion for the National Basketball Association and teenaged rap and adolescent poster-boy Lil ' Bow Wow as a kind of political Blair Witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen as a landmark in film history as a low-budget series on a UHF channel as a masterfully made one as a matinee as a mechanical apparatus as a movie , it's a humorless , disjointed mess . as a movie for teens to laugh , groan and hiss at as a muddled and offensive cautionary tale for Hispanic Americans as a new art form as a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic fails to arrive at any satisfying destination as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code as a non-believer in werewolf films that are not serious as a numbingly dull experience as a painful elegy and sobering cautionary tale as a pale successor as a paper skeleton for some very good acting , dialogue , as a piece of storytelling as a pink slip as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career as a pompous professor as a portrait of the artist as an endlessly inquisitive old man , however , it's invaluable as a possible successor as a potentially incredibly twisting mystery as a powerful look at a failure of our justice system as a prissy teenage girl as a promising meditation on one of America's most durable obsessions as a real movie as a recording of conversations at the Wal-Mart checkout line as a relic from a bygone era , and its convolutions ... feel silly rather than plausible as a remake , it's a pale imitation as a result , it makes for only intermittent fun as a retooling of Fahrenheit 451 , and even as a rip-off of The Matrix as a reverie about memory and regret as a root cause of gun violence as a satisfying kids flck becomes increasingly implausible as it races through contrived plot points as a seemingly brainless as a serious drama about spousal abuse as a shocking history lesson as a skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation ... just about as chilling and unsettling as ` Manhunter ' as a slight , weightless fairy tale , whose most unpleasant details seem to melt away in the face of the character's blank-faced optimism as a sort of comfort food for the mind as a soufflé gone wrong as a stylish and energetic one-shot as a stylish and energetic one-shot , The Queen of the Damned as a sunburn as a surprisingly anemic disappointment as a tarantula , Helga as a technical , logistical feat as a terrible tragedy as a thriller about the ruthless social order that governs college cliques as a tolerable diversion , the film suffices ; a triumph , however , it is not as a tolerable diversion , the film suffices ; a triumph , however , it is not . as a touching , transcendent love story as a tragic figure as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller as a tribute as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . as a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring as a visionary with a tale full of nuance and character dimension as a visual treat as a visual treat , the film is almost unsurpassed . as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with as a well-made evocation as a well-made evocation of a subculture as a wild hoot as a witness to several greek-american weddings -- but , happily as a witness to several greek-american weddings -- but , happily , a victim of none -- i can testify to the comparative accuracy of ms . vardalos ' memories and insights as a work of fiction inspired by real-life events . Those seeking a definitive account of Eisenstein's life would do better elsewhere as a workable primer for the region's recent history as a writer , Mr. Montias isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . as a young man who uses sarcastic lies like a shield as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy as adapted by kevin molony from simon leys ' novel '' the death of napoleon '' and directed by alan taylor , napoleon's journey is interesting as aggressively impressive as its American counterpart as aggressively impressive as its American counterpart , '' In the Bedroom as an abstract Frank Tashlin comedy and as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career as an actress in a role as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . This Scarlet's letter is A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary as an all-American girl as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee as an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves as an articulate , grown-up voice in African-American cinema as an eloquent memorial as an emotionally accessible , almost mystical work as an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event and the elements which contributed to it as an evil , monstrous lunatic as an exceptional thriller as an exercise in gorgeous visuals as an exploratory medical procedure or an autopsy as an exquisite motion picture in its own right as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water as an important , original talent in international cinema as an intellectual exercise -- an unpleasant debate that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's been acted out -- as an intellectual exercise -- an unpleasant debate that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's been acted out -- The Believer is nothing less than a provocative piece of work as an intense , brooding character study as an intense political and psychological thriller as an occasionally insightful acting exercise . as an old pickup skidding completely out of control on a long patch of black ice as an older woman who seduces Oscar , the film founders on its lack of empathy for the social milieu - rich New York intelligentsia - and its off as an open can of pop left sitting in the sun as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention as an unusual biopic and document of as analgesic balm as another key contribution as any Hollywood fluff as any James Bond thriller as any in the heart-breakingly extensive annals of white-on-black racism as any other Arnie musclefest as anyone has dared to come as anything distinctive or daring as anything more than markers in a screenplay as anything much more as appalling as any ` comedy ' as artificial and soulless as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play as artificial as the video games japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence as assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony as assembled , Frankenstein-like as award-worthy as awful as awful as some of the recent Hollywood trip tripe as awful as some of the recent hollywood trip tripe as bad as bad a film as bad as as bad as its trailers as bad as its trailers ? as bad as you might think as bad as you think as bad as you think , as bad as you think , and as bad as you think , and worse than you can imagine as bad at a fraction the budget as bad at it is cruel as beautiful as beautiful , as beautiful , desirable as beautiful , desirable , as beautiful , desirable , even delectable as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , as beautifully shaped as beautifully shaped and as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as before , from the incongruous but chemically perfect teaming of Crystal and De Niro as being 51 times stronger than coke as being 51 times stronger than coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this as best actress as best it can as best you can with a stuttering script as bestial as big a crowdpleaser as as big-screen remakes of The Avengers and The Wild Wild West as blasphemous and nonsensical as blasphemous and nonsensical as a Luis Buñuel film as bold as anything the cinema as bored as boring as boring and as boring and as obvious as boring before I see this piece of crap again as both a revealing look at the collaborative process and a timely , tongue-in-cheek profile of the corporate circus that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing as both shallow and dim-witted as bouncy animation and catchy songs escort you through the entire 85 minutes as brave and challenging as brave and challenging as you could possibly expect these days from American cinema as captured by their 1970s predecessors as cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as the attics to which they were inevitably consigned as clear and reliable an authority on that as clever as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects as clinical , detached , uninvolving as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' as close as anyone has dared to come as close as we'll ever come to looking through a photographer's viewfinder as he works as cloying or preachy as cloying or preachy as equivalent evangelical Christian movies as comfort food often can as compelling as compelling or as believable as computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music as contrived and artificial as conventional as a Nike ad as cool and crowd-pleasing as a documentary can get as crisp and as crisp and to the point as cute as all get-out as cutting , as witty as cutting , as witty or as cutting , as witty or as true as back as daft as daring as John Ritter's glory days as darkly funny as darkly funny , as darkly funny , energetic as darkly funny , energetic , as darkly funny , energetic , and as darkly funny , energetic , and surprisingly gentle as decent drama\/action flick as deep as a Petri dish as deflated as he does as delicately calibrated in tone as delightful as detailed as a photograph as director of the escort service was inspired as distasteful as distinctive as his visuals . as distinctive as his visuals . Beyond the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork as do the girls ' amusing personalities as docile , mostly wordless ethnographic extras as does its sensitive handling of some delicate subject matter as drama as dreadful as dull as dull a person as this film makes him out to be as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care as dumb as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . as each overwrought new sequence as easy to be bored by as your ABC's as emotionally grand as emotionally manipulative and sadly imitative of innumerable past Love Story derisions as endearing and easy as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films as entertaining as the final hour as entertainment as epic tragedy as equivalent evangelical Christian movies as erratic as its central character as erratic as its central character . as exciting as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball as exciting to watch as two last-place basketball teams as expected . In fact , it's quite fun in places as faithful portraiture as famous prima donna Floria Tosca , Roberto Alagna as her lover Mario Cavaradossi , and Ruggero as the villainous , lecherous police chief Scarpia , as far as art is concerned , it's mission accomplished as far as mainstream matinee-style entertainment goes as far as mainstream matinee-style entertainment goes , it does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California as fascinating as filling as the treat of the title as flippant or slick as it thinks it is as for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all as fresh as fresh or enjoyable as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast as friends and lovers as fun as fun ( and scary ) as funny as funny , if not more so , as funny , if not more so , than both Austin Powers films as funny as you'd hoped . as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats as funny nor as funny nor as charming as it thinks it is as funny or entertaining as garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes as generic as its title as gifted as Hoffman as glum as Mr . De Niro as glum as Mr. De Niro as good as good , as good , if not as good , if not better as good , if not better than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand as good a job as anyone as good as The Full Monty , but a really strong second effort as good as The Full Monty , but a really strong second effort . as good as the original as good as you remember . as good or as good or better than in the original as gory or explicit as graceful as grand as The Lord of the Rings as great as great an impact as gripping as grown-up escapism as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring as happiness was as happy listening to movies as he creates as he was about inner consciousness as hilarious as hilarious lunacy as hilariously raunchy as South Park as hip , young adult entertainment as his most vital work since GoodFellas as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die as history as hollow catharsis as hollow catharsis , with lots of tears but very little in the way of insights as honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher as i hoped i would as if ( there's ) a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes can give it a good , hard yank whenever he wants you to feel something as if Allen , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself as if De Palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese as if Schwentke were fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story as if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream as if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet as if by cattle prod as if circularity itself indicated profundity as if even the filmmakers didn't know what kind of movie they were making as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo as if he or she has missed anything as if it belongs on the big screen as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream as if it might have been made in the '70s or '80s as if it started to explore the obvious voyeuristic potential of ` hypertime ' as if it was made without much thought as if it were an obligation as if it were an obligation . as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product as if the film careens from one colorful event to another without respite as if the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us as if the writers mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination as if they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff as if they were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time as if to prove a female director can make a movie with no soft edges , as if to prove a female director can make a movie with no soft edges , kathryn bigelow offers no sugar-coating or interludes of lightness . her film is unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant as if to say , '' Look at this ! This is an interesting movie as if we're seeing something purer than the real thing as if you're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops as ill-starred as imaginative as one might have hoped as immediate as the latest news footage from Gaza and , because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , twice as powerful as impenetrable as Morvern as imperious as impersonal in its relentlessness as important as humor as in Ratcatcher , remains a filmmaker with an acid viewpoint and a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid . as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary . as in the songs translate well to film as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as inspiring as intellectual masterpieces as intelligent as intelligent , exuberant as it's too loud to shout insults at the screen as it develops as it does because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple as it does thanks in large measure to Anspaugh's three lead actresses as it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day as it is , it's too long and unfocused as it is Schmidt's , no matter if it's viewed as a self-reflection or cautionary tale as it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor as it is a unique , well-crafted psychological study of grief as it is at times imaginatively overwhelming as it is bland as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world as it is exotic as it is flavorless as it is flawed as it is for Angelique as it is hard to resist as it is in depicting child abuse as it is instructive as it is interminable as it is repetitious as it is spooky and subtly in love with myth as it is unapologetically dumb as it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work as it often is as it pays earnest homage to turntablists and beat jugglers , old schoolers and current innovators as it plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing as it presents friendship between women as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive as it provides a fresh view of an old type as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide as it should be as it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny as it stands I as it thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care as its end credits blooper reel as its larger themes as its origins in an Anne Rice novel dictate as its own most damning censure as its uncanny tale of love , communal discord , and justice as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds as kooky and overeager as it is spooky and subtly in love with myth as lame and sophomoric as lame horror flicks go as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor as lax and limp a comedy as I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material as lazy as little as little cleavage as little wit , interest , and professionalism as lively as lively and as lively and as fun as lively and as fun as it is unapologetically dumb as long as you're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles as long on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time Is It There ? as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . as lukewarm as lukewarm . Maybe as lumpy as lumpy as two-day old porridge as many good ideas as bad is the cold comfort that Chin's film serves up with style and empathy as many misses as hits , but ultimately as mindless as miraculous as its DreamWorks makers as monstrous as monumental ` picture shows as monumental as Disney's 1937 breakthrough as monumental as Disney's 1937 breakthrough Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs as more of a poetic than a strict reality , creating an intriguing species of artifice that gives The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air as morning-glory exuberant as moronic as some campus as moronic as some campus gross-out films as morose as teen pregnancy , rape and suspected murder as moving , uplifting and funny as moving , uplifting and funny as ever as moving , uplifting and funny as ever . as much a snapshot of modern China in microcosm as it is a crash course in movie mythology as much about gender , sexual preference or political agitprop as they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create as much as it is for Angelique , the ( opening ) dance guarantees Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women . as much fun as much fun as it must have been for them to make it as much humor as pathos as much of a mess as this one as much resemblance to the experiences of most battered women as Spider-Man as mushy as peas as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets as my friend David Cross would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' as naturally as naturally charming as naturally charming as it needs to be as nudity , profanity and violence as obnoxious as Tom Green's Freddie Got Fingered as obvious as telling a country skunk as offensive as often imaginative as often it's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy as on the engaging as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies as one of the all-time great apocalypse movies as one of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year as one of the great films about movie love as one of the great submarine stories as one of the most important stories as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today as one of the worst films of the summer as one of the worst films of the summer . as one of the year's most intriguing movie experiences as only a document of the worst possibilities of mankind can be as only occasionally satirical and never fresh as original as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- as outstanding as director Bruce McCulloch as overbearing and over-the-top as the family as padded as Allen's jelly belly as pandering middle-age buddy-comedy as pantomimesque sterotypes as particularly memorable or even all that funny as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive as pathetic as The Animal as perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die as pleasantly as pleasantly in its own way as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters as pop entertainment as possibly the best actor working in movies today as powerful rather than cloying as predictable and as predictable as the tides as pretentious as pretty contagious fun as pretty dull and wooden as punching bags as punishment for paying money to see the last James Bond movie as pure composition and form -- as rebellious as reliably soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless as resolute in their emotional nakedness as respectful as respectful a film as Byatt fans could hope for as respectful a film as byatt fans could hope for as revealed through the eyes of some children who remain curious about each other against all odds as rewarding as rogue CIA assassins working for Chris Cooper's agency boss close in on the resourceful amnesiac as romantic nor as thrilling as it should be . as rude and profane as rude and profane as ever , as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , as rude and profane as ever , always hilarious and , most of the time , absolutely as sappy as Big Daddy as scary-funny as Tremors as sci-fi generic as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful as sexual manifesto , I'd rather listen to old Tori Amos records as sexy as shallow entertainment as shameful as sharp as sharp as a samurai sword as sharp as ever as sharp as ever , though they may be overshadowed by some strong performances as sharp as the original as sharp or as fresh as she's already comfortable enough in her own skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique as she continually tries to accommodate to fit in and gain the unconditional love she seeks as simple self-reflection meditation as simplistic as a Hollywood production as simultaneously funny as simultaneously funny , as simultaneously funny , offbeat as simultaneously funny , offbeat and as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming as single-minded as John Carpenter's original as social expos , skins has its heart in the right place as social expos , skins has its heart in the right place , as social expos , skins has its heart in the right place , but that's not much to hang a soap opera on as solid and as perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die as solid and as perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die Another Day as some kind of marriage of true minds as some of the better drug-related pictures as some of the recent Hollywood trip tripe as some of the recent hollywood trip tripe as something rare as splendid-looking as this particular film as spoof takes itself too seriously as spooky action-packed trash of the highest order as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer as stiff , ponderous and charmless as stiff , ponderous and charmless as a mechanical apparatus as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes as substantial as subtle and as enigmatic as subtle and touching as The Son's Room as such the film has a difficult time shaking its Blair Witch Project real-time roots as such the film has a difficult time shaking its blair witch project real-time roots as tawdry trash as telling a country skunk as temptingly easy as temptingly easy as it would have been with this premise as terrible as terrible as the synergistic impulse that created it as that sentiment as the characterizations turn more crassly reductive as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah as the cinematic equivalent of high humidity as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub as the direction is intelligently accomplished as the enigmatic Mika and Anna Mouglalis is a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries as the film breaks your heart as the film descends into unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery as the film diffuses every opportunity for a breakthrough as the film goes on , the joke wears thin as the film has some of the best special effects ever as the film lacks momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable as the film proves , that's not always a bad thing . as the filmmakers look down on their working-class subjects from their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful as the libretto directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism as the long-faced sad sack as the lousy Tarantino imitations have subsided as the main character suggests , ` what if as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season as the most offensive action as the most original in years as the movie sputters as the novel on which it's based as the old saying goes , because it's true as the old-hat province of male intrigue as the original as the protagonists struggled as the queasy-stomached critic who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today as the recent Argentine film Son of the Bride reminded us that a feel-good movie can still show real heart as the remarkable ensemble cast brings them to life as the scenes of torture and self-mutilation as the scruffy sands of its titular community as the shabby digital photography as the slight , pale Mr. Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover as the story congeals you feel the pieces of the Star Wars saga falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement . as the synergistic impulse that created it as the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention as the treat of the title as the very best of them as the villainous , lecherous police chief Scarpia as the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year as the worst kind of hubristic folly as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking as their natural instinct for self-preservation as there are moviegoers anxious to see strange young guys doing strange guy things as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy as they come , already having been recycled more times than I'd care to count as they do in this marvelous film as they may , Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick as they may , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick as they may be , the cartoons look almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy . as they poorly rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting as they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create as thick as the cigarette smoke as things turn nasty and tragic during the final third of the film as things turn nasty and tragic during the final third of the film . as this becomes just another kung-fu sci-fi movie with silly action sequences as those monologues stretch on and on as those monologues stretch on and on , you realize there's no place for this story to go but down as though I was in the tiny two seater plane that carried the giant camera around Australia , sweeping and gliding , banking as though Jay Roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab as though clips from The Pink Panther Strikes Again and\/or Sailor Moon have been spliced in as though they are having so much fun as though you rode the Zipper after eating a corn dog and an extra-large cotton candy as thought-provoking as threatening as the Snuggle Fabric Softener bear as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . As each of them searches for their place in the world , Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity as thrilling as thrilling as it should be as thrilling as it should be . as timely as tomorrow as tired as its protagonist as tiresome as 9 as tiresome as 9 seconds as tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro as to where the story's going , or how long it's going to take to get there as tricky and satisfying as true to the spirit of the Festival of Lights as tryingly as the title as two-day old porridge as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this as ugly as the shabby digital photography as ugly as the shabby digital photography and as ugly as the shabby digital photography and muddy sound as unblinkingly pure as The Hours as unoriginal as unpleasant as unusually and unimpressively fussy as visually bland as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room as visually dexterous as it is at times imaginatively overwhelming . as watching your neighbor's home videos as we as we'll ever come to looking through a photographer's viewfinder as he works as we know it wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . as we might be interested in gratuitous sexualization as well as a keen , unsentimental look at variations on the theme of motherhood . as well as a masterfully made one as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats as well as it does because of the performances as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) as well as some very welcome wit as well as the integrity of the filmmakers as well as the libido as well as thought-provoking as well as warmth as well its delightful cast as well its delightful cast -- as well-characterized as well-conceived as either of those films as well-written as Sexy Beast as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , but as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , but stylish and moody as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , but stylish and moody and as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , but stylish and moody and exceptionally well-acted as well-written as Sexy Beast , not as gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels , but stylish and moody and exceptionally well-acted . as what Christmas-tree flocking in a spray can is to actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation as with all ambitious films , it has some problems as with all ambitious films , it has some problems . as with most late-night bull sessions , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is as with most late-night bull sessions , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . as witty as wonderful on the big screen as yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies as you'll ever find of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives as you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you as you discount its ability to bore as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live as you might to resist , if you've got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson as you might to scrutinize the ethics of Kaufman's approach , somehow it all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment as you mull over its every nuance in your mind as you peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes as you remember . as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care . as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , as you would expect from the directors of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin as-it - thinks-it-is joke as-nasty - ascends , literally , to the Olympus of the art world ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside . ascension ashamed in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold aside , the only thing Avary seems to care about are mean giggles and pulchritude . It makes sense that he went back to school to check out the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time . aside from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery aside from scoring points with drag gags asinine asinine ` twist ' ask , why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? ask for a raise ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's ask searching enough questions to justify its pretensions asking of us asking too much asks disturbing questions asks its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives asks nothing of the audience other than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in . asks the right questions asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country asks us to care about a young man whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life asks you to feel sorry for Mick Jagger's sex life asks you to not only suspend your disbelief but your intelligence as well asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts aspiration aspiration to be a true ` epic ' aspired aspires aspires to be more than another '' Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film . aspires to be more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film aspires to be more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film . aspires to comedic grand larceny but aspires to comedic grand larceny but stands convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time aspires to comedic grand larceny but stands convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time . aspiring aspiring directress who just happens to be her own worst enemy assassination assault assaultive assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony assembled cliches and pabulum that plays like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties assembled cliches and pabulum that plays like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties . assembled talent assembles a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic assembles a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic , assembles a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic , and assembles a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic , and retains an extraordinary faith in the ability of images to communicate the truth of the world around him assembles a fascinating profile of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic , and retains an extraordinary faith in the ability of images to communicate the truth of the world around him . assembles an elaborate haunted house each year to scare assert assertive assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid assesses assesses the issues with a clear passion for sociology asset assign one bright shining star to Roberto Benigni's Pinocchio -- assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee associate with Cage's best acting assume he had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce , because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low assume he had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce , because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low . assume is just another day of Brit cinema assume that the jury who bestowed star Hoffman's brother Gordy with the Waldo Salt Screenwriting award at 2002's Sundance Festival were honoring an attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off assume the director has pictures of them cavorting in ladies ' underwear assumes that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience , but that it's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times assumes you aren't very bright assuming that ... the air-conditioning in the theater assuming the bar of expectations hasn't been raised above sixth-grade height assurance assurance worthy assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation assured and stylish assured direction and complete lack of modern day irony assured in its execution assured of the wrong things assuredly assuredly rank as one of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year . assuredness assures that the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over astonish astonish and astonish and entertain astonishing astonishing , considering her inexperience and her subject matter astonishing delicacy and force astonishing grandeur astonishing growth astonishing lack astonishing voice cast astonishingly astonishingly bad astonishingly bad film astonishingly condescending astonishingly condescending attitude astonishingly pivotal astonishingly pivotal role astonishingly vivid astounding astounding on any number of levels astounding performance astoundingly astoundingly rich astoundingly rich film astounds astounds . astringent , darkly funny astringent wit astronomically bad astute appraisal asylum material at , but its not very informative about its titular character and no more challenging than your average television biopic at 18 or 80 at 2002's Sundance Festival at Blockbuster at Oscar time at Oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier at Sundance , this white-trash satire at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different at a bad rock concert at a brisk , amusing pace at a community striving to anchor itself in new grounds at a failure of our justice system at a grade-school audience at a perpetual frat party ... How can something so gross be so boring ? at a rustic at a slice of counterculture that might be best forgotten at a snail's pace at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors at a tough-man contest at accelerated speed and volume at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell at all clear what it's trying to say and even if it were -- I doubt it at all the wrong times at an all time low at an egg timer for 93 minutes at an idea that should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans at arm's length . Guided more by intellect than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens at best , I'm afraid . at best , and not worth seeing unless you want to laugh at it at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at britney spears ' movie-starring debut at cheapening it at childhood at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs at ease sharing the same scene at either the obviousness of it all or its stupidity or maybe even its inventiveness at every faltering half-step of its development at every turn of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm at existing photos at faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters at female friendship , spiked with raw urban humor at first , quiet cadences of pure finesse at heart is a sweet little girl at heart-tugging at his 12th Oscar nomination at his best at his most critically insightful at his most sparkling at hostile odds with one another at how clever it's being at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength at how much we care about the story at how quickly it faded from my memory at in Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles at inspiring accomplished portrayals at its best at its best . at its best it is a young artist's thoughtful consideration of fatherhood at its best moments at its cluelessness at its finest at its greasiest at its laziest at its utterly misplaced earnestness at its visual delights at its worst at its worst when it's actually inside the ring at keeping themselves kicking at last at last found a worthy follow-up at leading lives of sexy intrigue at least 10 complete misses at least 10 complete misses , many coming from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema at least a few good ideas at least a few good ideas and at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances at least a minimal appreciation at least during their '70s heyday at least fascinating at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it at least funny at least he provides a strong itch to explore more at least he provides a strong itch to explore more . at least it's a funny no-brainer at least it's better than that eponymous 1980 biopic that used soap in the places where the mysteries lingered at least it looks pretty at least now we've got something pretty damn close at least one damn fine at least one damn fine horror movie at least passably at least passably real at least terribly monotonous at least the third-best at least the third-best , and maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI at least the title of this film lets you know exactly where it's heading . at least three dull plots at least three films at lengthy dialogue scenes at little kids but with plenty of entertainment value at long last gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents at meaningful cinema at most at ninety minutes , it drags at odds with the rest of the film at once both refreshingly different at once both refreshingly different and at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar at once clueless at once clueless and at once exhilarating , at once exhilarating , silly at once exhilarating , silly , at once exhilarating , silly , perverse at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun at once flaky and resonant , at once flaky and resonant , lightweight and at once flaky and resonant , lightweight and bizarrely original at once laughable at once laughable and compulsively watchable at once surreal and at once surreal and disturbingly familiar at once visceral and spiritual at once visceral and spiritual , at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness at one man's occupational angst and its subsequent reinvention , a terrifying study of bourgeois at other times as bland as a block of snow at other times as bland as a block of snow . at other times candidly revealing at putting you to sleep than a sound machine at rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture at soccer hooliganism at stake , just a twisty double-cross you can smell a mile away at such a furiously funny pace at that clever angle ! Wow at the absurdities and inconsistencies at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all at the back of your neck at the controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic hero at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken at the edge of your seat for long stretches at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes at the end that extravagantly redeems it at the expense of character at the expense of cheap-looking monsters at the expense of its characters at the expense of those who paid for it and those who pay to see it at the film's nightmare versions of everyday sex-in-the-city misadventures at the future than `` Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen at the hands of the unseen forces of fate at the heart of more universal concerns at the helm at the hypocrisy of political correctness at the least demanding of demographic groups at the mercy of its inventiveness at the peak of their powers at the residents of a Copenhagen neighborhood coping with the befuddling complications life at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists at the right film at the same easy targets as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- at the same time , which is a pretty amazing accomplishment at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece at the screen in frustration at the sometimes murky , always brooding look of I at the station looking for a return ticket to realism at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work at the very least at the very root of his contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways at the very special type of badness that is Deuces Wild at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all at theaters at their noble endeavor at this beautifully drawn movie at this interesting time and place at this level of manic whimsy , it is just about right at this level of manic whimsy , it is just about right . at this nonsensical story at this time , with this cast , this movie is hopeless at times , and lots of fun at times , but lapses quite casually into the absurd at times , preposterous ) at times confusing at times exhilarating movie at times exhilarating movie a great yarn at times imaginatively overwhelming at times it's simply baffling at times too many at times uncommonly moving at trying to create some pretty cool characters at two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do at while you wait for the story to get going at your neighbor's garage sale at-a-frat-party school of screenwriting atavistic power ate ate a Reeses atheistic athletic heart atmospheric weirdness atonal estrogen opera atop an undercurrent of loneliness and isolation atop wooden dialogue atrocious atrociously atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie atrocities attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . attack attack of the clones attack of the clones is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold and attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold and throw 40 years of cinematic history down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs attempt to be profound attempt to bring cohesion to Pamela's emotional roller coaster life attempt to build up a pressure cooker of horrified awe attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie attempt to seem weird and distanced attempt to tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel attempts , in vain attempts , in vain , attempts , in vain , to prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern attempts to be grandiloquent , but attempts to be grandiloquent , but ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way attempts to be grandiloquent , but ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way . attempts to do too many things in this story about ethics , payola , vice , murder , kids ' TV and revenge attempts to do too many things in this story about ethics , payola , vice , murder , kids ' TV and revenge . attempts to fashion a Brazil-like , hyper-real satire attempts to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one attempts to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one . attempts to mine laughs attempts to mine laughs from a genre -- the gangster\/crime comedy -- that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago attempts to pass itself off as hip , young adult entertainment attempts to show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds attention , the '' big twists attentive attentive concern attract and sustain an older crowd attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing attracting attracting audiences attracting audiences to Unfaithful attraction attraction and interdependence attractive attractive about this movie attractive and attractive and talented attractive and talented actors attractive men attractive throughout attractive young leads attracts the young and fit attributable to a movie like this attuned atypically hypnotic atypically hypnotic approach audacious ambitions audacious return to form that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work audacity audacity and audacity and openness audacity to view one of Shakespeare's better known tragedies as a dark comedy audience falls asleep audience hostage audience is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter audience members will leave feeling as shaken as Nesbitt's Cooper looks when the bullets stop flying audience sadism audience to fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence audience-abuse audience-pleaser audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him audiences to the edge of their seats aunque sea condensada ) aura auspicious , and daring , auspicious feature debut austerity and forcefulness authentic authentic Christmas spirit authentic account authentic account of a historical event authentic account of a historical event that's far too tragic to merit such superficial treatment authentic account of a historical event that's far too tragic to merit such superficial treatment . authentic and authentic and dark . authentic coming-of-age tale . authentic feel authentic to the core of his being authentically authentically impulsive humor authentically vague authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless , authentically vague , but ultimately purposeless , study authenticate authenticate her British persona author's autistic auto-critique available avalanche avarice avarice and damaged dreams average Bond average coming-of-age tale average formulaic romantic quadrangle average kid-empowerment fantasy average television avert our eyes averting an American-Russian Armageddon avid avid interest avoid avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers avoid imprisonment avoid imprisonment with the dull , nerdy folks that inhabit Cherish avoid many of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching avoid ridiculous schlock avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller avoid seeing this trite , predictable rehash avoid solving one problem by trying to distract us with the solution to another avoid the Deconstructionist theorizing of French philosopher Jacques Derrida in college avoid the Godzilla avoid the Godzilla sized soda avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style avoid the godzilla sized soda avoid them avoid them in the future avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally avoided avoiding eye contact and avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation , avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation , and avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation , and becomes one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation , and becomes one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates . avoids easy sentiments and explanations avoids easy sentiments and explanations ... avoids most of the pitfalls you'd expect in such a potentially sudsy set-up avoids the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type avoids the more serious emotions involved avoids the obvious avoids the stupid cliches and formulaic potholes that befall its brethren avoids the stupid cliches and formulaic potholes that befall its brethren . avuncular chortles awakening and awakening and ripening awakens award award-winning award-winning Coen brothers envious award-winning English cinematographer Giles Nuttgens award-worthy awarded mythic status awarded mythic status in contemporary culture awards animals the respect they aware of his own coolness awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue away . Otherwise , this could be a passable date film away a believer again and quite cheered at just that away exhilarated away from perfection awe . What a vast enterprise has been marshaled in the service of such a minute idea awe and affection awe and affection -- awe and affection -- and awe and affection -- and a strange urge to get on a board and , uh , shred , dude awe-inspiring awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals awe-inspiring visual poetry awed awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times awesome awesome action photography awesome scenery awesome to consider awful . awful . It's Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned awful acting awful acts awful and awful and appealing awful and appealing . awful as some of the recent Hollywood trip tripe awful complications awful movie awful snooze . awful sour taste awful study awfully awfully deadly awfully derivative story awfully entertaining awfully good , achingly human awfully good , achingly human picture awfully hard awfully hard to buy the impetus for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters awfully like one long tourist spot for a Mississippi that may never have existed outside of a scriptwriter's imagination awfully like one long tourist spot for a Mississippi that may never have existed outside of a scriptwriter's imagination . awfulness awfulness of its script awkward awkward Hitchcockian theme awkward and awkward and indigestible awkward and indigestible movie awkward and ironic awkward emotions awkward hybrid awkward interplay and utter lack awkward silence awkward structure awkward version awkwardly contrived exercise awkwardly garish showcase awkwardly paced awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story awkwardly staged scenes awry ayatollah b.s. b.s. one another baaaaaaaaad baaaaaaaaad movie babies are the kiss of death in this bitter Italian comedy back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today back the springboard for a more immediate mystery in the present back to a time when movies had more to do with imagination than market research . back to sleep back with the astonishing revelation back-stabbing back-stabbing , back-stabbing , inter-racial back-stabbing , inter-racial desire back-stabbing , inter-racial desire and , most importantly back-stabbing babes backbone backed by a likable cast backed by sheer nerve backed off backstabbing backstabbing and backstabbing and betrayals backstage must-see backwater bad bad ' police bad , bad , bad , bad movie bad , bad movie bad , but bad , embarrassing movie bad , he's really bad bad , he's really bad , bad , he's really bad , and bad , he's really bad , and Femme Fatale ranks with the worst bad -- bad . bad . Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like bad Clive Barker movie bad a film bad a film you're likely to see all year bad acting bad action movie bad action-movie line bad alternative music bad animation bad animation and bad animation and mindless violence bad as bad as its trailers bad as its trailers ? bad at a fraction the budget bad at it is cruel bad bear suits bad behavior bad blend bad bluescreen bad case bad choice bad cinema bad day bad direction bad direction and bad acting bad direction and bad acting -- bad dude . bad dude . When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation bad enough bad enough to repulse any generation of its fans bad film bad filmmaking bad for King , who's honestly trying , and Schwartzman , who's shot himself in the foot bad hair design bad high school production bad idea bad idea for a movie bad ideas bad ideas and awkwardness bad imitation bad improvisation exercise bad in a major movie bad in all its florid variety bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight bad it doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen bad it starts to become good . bad joke bad jokes bad jokes , bad jokes , howling cliches bad jokes , howling cliches and bad jokes , howling cliches and by-the-numbers action bad journey bad lighting bad luck bad luck and bad luck and their own immaturity bad mannered bad mannered , ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* bad martial arts movies bad martial arts movies are all by themselves , without all Oedekerk's impish augmentation bad mixture bad movie bad movies bad movies make and is determined not to make them bad name bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee bad nothing else is bad odor bad of a movie bad on purpose is never clear . bad one bad people bad plot bad premise bad prose bad reviews bad rock concert bad romances bad run bad sci-fi bad seeds bad sign bad singer-turned actors bad sitcom bad slasher bad slasher flick bad so much as distasteful bad soap opera bad sound bad stage dialogue bad taste bad the film's story does not live up to its style bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain bad thing bad things bad to be good bad trip bad way bad writing bad writing , bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness bad-boy behavior which he portrays himself in a one-note performance bad-luck bad-luck timing bad-movie bad-movie way badder badder than bad badly acted badly art-directed badly awry badly cobbled badly cobbled look badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario badly drawn badly drawn characters that its outcome hardly matters badly edited badly edited , 91-minute trailer badly edited , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story badly focused badly handled badly handled screenplay badly interlocked stories drowned by all too clever complexity . badly made badly made on every level badly written badly written tale badly-rendered badly-rendered CGI effects badness that is Deuces Wild baffled by Jason X. baffled the folks in the marketing department baffling casual approach baffling mixed platter baggy , sprawling carnival bags bags . This is one for the ages baked baked cardboard balance all the formulaic equations in the long-winded heist comedy balance out balance out the violence balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and in unexpected ways , touching balance sweetness balance sweetness with coarseness balanced , reflective and reasonable balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply balanced film balanced or fair balances action and reflection as it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work balances both Traditional or Modern stories balances both Traditional or Modern stories together balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . Something for everyone balances both Traditional or Modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . Something for everyone . balances both traditional or modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . something for everyone balances real-time rhythms balances real-time rhythms with propulsive incident balances real-time rhythms with propulsive incident . balancing deafening battle scenes with quieter domestic scenes of women back home receiving War Department telegrams balding balding 50-year-old actor balletic explosion ballsy ballsy and baloney baloney movie biz banal banal , cliched banal , virulently unpleasant excuse banal as the telling banal bore banal bore the preachy Circuit turns out to be banal dialogue banal in its message and the choice of material banal script banality banality and hypocrisy bang your head bang your head on the seat in front of you , bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness bang-bang , shoot-em-up scene bang-up bang-up job banged their brains banged their brains into the ground banged their brains into the ground so frequently bangs a very cliched drum at times bankruptcy banter-filled comedy bar-scrapping doggedness baran is shockingly devoid of your typical majid majidi shoe-loving , crippled children barbarism barbed and barbed and bracing comedy bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor bare-midriff generation bared his soul bared his soul and barely adequate barely adequate babysitter barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism barely defensible sexual violence barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested barely enough plot to string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization to keep the faces straight barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . barely feature length barely fizzle barely gets by on its artistic merits barely give a thought to the folks who prepare and deliver it barely gives one pause when considering some of the other dreck out there right now . barely interesting barely makes it any less entertaining barely makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks . barely realize your mind is being blown . barely register barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 barely shocking barely shocking , barely shocking , barely interesting barely shocking , barely interesting and most barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything barely stays afloat barely stops moving , portraying both the turmoil of the time and giving Conduct a perpetual sense of urgency , which , for a film that takes nearly three hours to unspool , is both funny and irritating . barely tolerable barely tolerable slog barf bargain-basement bargain-basement European pickup bargain-basement photography and bargain-basement photography and hackneyed romance bargain-basement special barn-burningly barn-burningly bad movie baroque beauty barry as the ` assassin ' greatly enhances the quality of neil burger's impressive fake documentary baseball movies that try too hard to be mythic based filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting based in insipid vulgarity based in insipid vulgarity . based on CQ , I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project based on CQ , I'll certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project . based on J.K. Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers based on a Nicholas Sparks best seller based on a true and historically significant story based on stock clichés based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal based on theory , sleight-of-hand , and ill-wrought hypothesis based on three short films and two features , here's betting her third feature will be something to behold based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , based rage and sisterly obsession a razor-sided tuning fork that rings with cultural , sexual and social discord basic flaws basically the sort of cautionary tale that was old when ` Angels With Dirty Faces ' appeared in 1938 bask in your own cleverness bastard child bastards , bastards , more power to it . basted in faux-contemporary gravy batch battles you staged with your green plastic army men were more exciting and almost certainly made more sense bawdy bawdy comedy and head games be ( Assayas ' ) homage to the Gallic ` tradition of quality be ( Assayas ' ) homage to the Gallic ` tradition of quality , be ( Assayas ' ) homage to the Gallic ` tradition of quality , ' in all its fusty squareness be , by its art and heart , a necessary one be America's Sweetheart be Burns's strongest film since The Brothers McMullen be Greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie's rude and crude humor be Jaglomized is the Cannes Film Festival , the annual Riviera spree of flesh , buzz , blab and money be a New Mexican Cinema a-bornin ' be a bit disjointed be a bit of a cheat in the end be a bit repetitive be a bit too enigmatic and overly ambitious to be fully successful be a breakthrough in filmmaking be a breath of fresh air be a cheap knockoff be a collection taken for the comedian at the end of the show be a cut above the norm be a cut above the norm , be a cut above the norm , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting be a different kind of film be a directing license , so that Ed Burns can have his revoked be a dramatic actor -- just not in this movie be a failure at life , be a fascinating , be a fascinating , involving character study be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated be a flawed film be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging be a gift be a good half-hour too long be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors be a great piece of filmmaking be a huge cut of above the rest be a kid again , or be a kid again , or show it to their own kids be a letdown if its twists and turns hold no more surprise than yesterday's weather report be a little different be a lot better if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor be a mess in a lot of ways be a most hard-hearted person be a most hard-hearted person not to be moved by this drama be a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot be a one-trick pony be a page-turner be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general be a passable date film be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back be a prize winner be a rarity in Hollywood be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick be a shame if this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years be a single iota worse be a somewhat backhanded compliment to say that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality be a straightforward bio be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , be a sweet and enjoyable fantasy be a talky bore be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience be a thousand years old , but why did it have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us ? be a thriller be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows be a total loss be a total washout be a total winner be a true ` epic ' be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering be able to appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting be able to find better entertainment be able to look at a red felt Sharpie pen without disgust , a thrill , or the giggles be able to look away for a second be able to recognize that this story is too goofy ... even for Disney be about everything that's plaguing the human spirit in a relentlessly globalizing world be all the more infuriating be all too familiar be an astronaut be an attempt at hardass American be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure be an enjoyable choice for younger kids be an epic be an honest and loving one be an important movie , or even a good one be an intelligent film about young women be an outrageous dark satire on fraternity life be an unendurable viewing experience for this ultra-provincial New Yorker be an unendurable viewing experience for this ultra-provincial New Yorker if 26-year-old Reese Witherspoon were not on hand to inject her pure fantasy character , Melanie Carmichael , with a massive infusion of old-fashioned Hollywood magic be another's fortune be another shameless attempt by Disney be another shameless attempt by Disney to rake in dough from baby boomer families be another winning star vehicle be any flatter be anything be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable be applauded be applauded for finding a new angle on a tireless story be appreciated by anyone outside the under-10 set be appreciated equally as an abstract Frank Tashlin comedy and as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career be appreciated most by sailors and folks who know their way around a submarine be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks be as bad as its trailers be as bad as its trailers ? be as bad as its trailers ? In a word -- yes be as bored be as bored watching Morvern Callar be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles be as cutting , as witty or as true as back be as entertaining be as ill-starred be as ill-starred as you might expect be as intelligent be as lonely and needy be as naturally charming as it needs to be be as pretentious be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) be as subtle and touching as The Son's Room be as tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro be as tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric , which are included be at the dollar theatres by the time Christmas rolls around be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times be awesome to consider be bad be baffled be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . be based on a true and historically significant story be best appreciated by those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness be best forgotten be better and more successful be better as a diary or documentary be better off investing in the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , or the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies be better to wait for the video be blissfully exhausted be bored by as your ABC's be both an asset and a detriment . Those who trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr . De Niro be both hugely entertaining and uplifting be both repulsively sadistic and mundane be building suspense be called `` Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie be called a solid success , although there's plenty of evidence here to indicate Clooney might have better luck next time be called animation be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted be called the best Korean film of 2002 be captivated be captivated , be captivated , as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star be captivated , as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star , be captivated , as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star , and be captivated , as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star , and still be captivated , as I was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star , and still wonder why Paul Thomas Anderson ever had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear be careful what be careful what you wish for be careful what you wish for '' be caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging be characterized as robotic sentiment be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer be cherished be churlish to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation be churlish to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation that can be found in Dragonfly be clever , amusing and unpredictable be cleverer , better written and be cleverer , better written and of be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign . be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign . A very bad sign be cliches whose lives are never fully explored be comforted by the way it deals with big issues like death and destiny be commended for illustrating the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters be commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness be commended for taking a fresh approach to familiar material be compelling be compelling , amusing and unsettling be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time be complaining when a film clocks in around 90 minutes these days be completely forgettable be completely forgotten be considered a funny little film be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors be considered career-best performances be consigned to the dustbin of history be consumed and forgotten be credited to Dennis Quaid , in fighting trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor be credited with remembering his victims be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) be cruelly tormented be cutting-edge indie filmmaking be damned . If you already like this sort of thing , this is that sort of thing all over again be daring and original be delighted simply to spend more time with familiar cartoon characters be delighted with the fast , funny be delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story be delightfully compatible be delightfully compatible here be depressing be depressing , be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance be disappointed be disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service be disingenuous to call Reno a great film be dismissed as mindless be distasteful to children and adults be distasteful to children and adults alike be distinguished from a mediocre one be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary be doing something else far more pleasurable be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . be drawn in by the sympathetic characters be easy for critics to shred it be embraced be engaging be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull . Yes , dull be enjoyed as a daytime soaper be enjoyed as a daytime soaper . be enjoying this be entertained be entertained as well be entertained by be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something be entertaining be especially grateful for freedom after a film like this be ethereal be even more indistinct than it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose be even worse behind the camera be even worse behind the camera than he is in front of it be even worse than its title be exactly divine be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both be excited that it hasn't gone straight to video ? be expected from any movie with a `` 2 '' at the end of its title be exploring the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble be familiar be far more interesting to the soderbergh faithful be far more interesting to the soderbergh faithful than it will be to the casual moviegoer who might be lured in by julia roberts be fascinated be fertile sources of humor be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing be fooled by the impressive cast list be forgettable be forgettable if it weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy be forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already be found a tough beauty be found in Sara Sugarman's whimsical comedy Very Annie-Mary but not enough to sustain the film be frightening , too stolid to be funny be fruitful be fun be fun , and bouncy , be fun , and bouncy , with energetic musicals be funny be funny , and be funny , uplifting and moving be funny , uplifting and moving , be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive be funny if a bunch of Allied soldiers went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . But here's a movie about it anyway be funny in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span be galled that you've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie be genuinely satisfying be glad you went along for the ride be glued to the screen be going through the motions , beginning with the pale script be good be great be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi be greedy be growing be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them be half as entertaining as it is be happening for the first time be happy to listen to them reading the phone book be hard pressed to retain their lunch be hard pressed to succumb to the call of the wild be hard pressed to think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn this year be hard put to find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) be hard to burn out of your brain be hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop be hard-pressed to say what or why be having a wonderful time be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way be her breakthrough role be her own worst enemy be hip . The end result is a film that's neither be his most demented film to date be his way of saying that piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now be impossible to sit through be impressed by this tired retread be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . be in the decades be in video stores by Christmas be in wedgie heaven . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning be incomprehensible to moviegoers not already clad in basic black be influenced chiefly by humanity's greatest shame be inside looking out , and at other times outside looking in be interested in knowing any of them personally be intimate and socially encompassing be intolerable company be intriguing be invented to describe exactly how bad it is be just be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing be just as fun ( and scary ) be keeping an eye out for his next project be killed be kind of heartwarming be kind of heartwarming , be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' be lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle be laughing at Britney Spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch be laughing at britney spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch be left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance be left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance and be left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance and , perhaps , be left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance and , perhaps , give in to the urge to get on your feet and shake it be liberating be like to be smack in the middle of a war zone armed with nothing but a camera be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts be liked sometimes be little more than another platter of reheated Aliens be little more than another platter of reheated aliens be living well because this film , unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence be looking at his 12th Oscar nomination by proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary be looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is be lost on the target audience be lovely be low , very low , very very low , be low , very low , very very low , for the masquerade to work be lulled into a coma be lured in by Julia Roberts be lying if I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow be madcap farce be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans be made for a different film altogether be made on the cheap be me : fighting off the urge to doze be mesmerised be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes be mildly amusing be mindless without being the peak of all things insipid be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative be more accurate to say that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way be more at home on the small screen but for its stellar cast be more complex than your average film be more entertained getting hit by a bus be more genial than ingenious be more like hell be more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film be more timely in its despairing vision of corruption be most effective if used as a tool to rally anti-Catholic protestors be most in the mind of the killer be moved by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia be moved by this drama be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act be much funnier than anything be much funnier than anything in the film be my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7 . 00 be neither funny nor provocative - only dull be no clear path as to where the story's going , or how long it's going to take to get there be nominated for an Oscar next year be not much more be not much more than a shaggy human tale be numbing be oblivious to the existence of this film be occupied for 72 minutes be of interest primarily to its target audience be on afternoon TV be on video be on video by then be one of the most appealing movies ever made about an otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject -- a teenage boy in love with his stepmother be one of those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 be one of those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 . be one of those vanity projects in which a renowned filmmaker attempts to show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people be original , be over be overshadowed by some strong performances be part of be part of an insider clique , which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones be particularly innovative be patient with the lovely hush ! and your reward be patient with the lovely hush ! and your reward will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience be patient with the lovely hush ! and your reward will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience . be paying it a compliment be placed in the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers but it is a whole lot of fun and you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , be played out in any working class community in the nation be pleasant in spite of its predictability be pleased be pleased to discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael be ploughing the same furrow once too often be post-feminist breezy be prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms be probing why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad be profane be profane , be profound be profound , and hyper-cliched where it should be sincere be punishable by chainsaw be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals be quirky and funny be quirky or bleak be rapidly absorbed be really dumb be really dumb not to see where this is going be really funny be relegated to a dark video store corner be relieved that his latest feature , R Xmas , marks a modest if encouraging return to form be remembered as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history be remembered at Oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier be remembered long afterwards be reminded of other , better films , especially Seven , which director William Malone slavishly copies be rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . 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Though Haynes ' style apes films from the period be stomping through them in clown clothes , playing a college football fight song on untuned instruments be subtler than Norman Jewison's 1975 ultraviolent futuristic corporate-sports saga . It's also stupider be surefire casting be surefire casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work be sweet and wickedly satisfying be sweet and wickedly satisfying at the same time be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images be swept up in Invincible be swept up in Invincible and overlook its drawbacks be taken literally on any level be taking a risk if you choose to see it be talking about the film once you exit the theater be tempting to regard mr . andrew and his collaborators as oddballs be the best and most mature comedy of the 2002 summer season speaks more of the season than the picture be the best play of the 19th century be the best play of the 19th century . It's so good that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation be the best same-sex romance I have seen be the best sex comedy about environmental pollution ever made be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John be the cat's meow be the definition of a ` bad ' police shooting be the dumbest , sketchiest movie on record about an aspiring writer's coming-of-age be the end of the world be the first major studio production shot on video tape instead of film be the lighter-than-air adventure be the most comprehensive of these films be the most comprehensive of these films and be the most comprehensive of these films and also strike closest to the truth be the most memorable cinema session be the most memorable cinema session but its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence and the absence of spiritual guidance should at least invade an abundance of mindsets be the most navel-gazing film be the most oddly honest Hollywood document of all be the most repellent movie of 2002 be the most tuneless tune be the most undeserving victim of critical overkill be the movie you're looking for be the next Animal House be the only one laughing at his own joke be the performances of their careers be the target of something deeper and more engaging . Oh , and more entertaining be the worst National Lampoon film be the worst film a man has made about women since Valley of the Dolls be the worst film a man has made about women since valley of the dolls be the worst special-effects creation of the year be the worst thing be the worst thing to come out of National Lampoon since Class Reunion be the worst thing to come out of national lampoon since class reunion be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy be themselves be thinking about going to see this movie be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser be this dumb be this good be to Clooney fans or adventure buffs , but to moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers be to this supposedly evenhanded presentation be told in Australia's film history be too busy cursing the film's strategically placed white sheets be too narrow to attract crossover viewers be transported into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being be transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being be treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds be tried as a war criminal be turning in his grave , along with my stomach be two hours gained be unaffected be underestimated be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , be uplifting but not overly sentimental be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds . be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds . Right now be used to burn every print of the film be utterly entranced by its subject and be utterly entranced by its subject and still show virtually no understanding of it be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all be very sweet be very sweet indeed be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality as well as be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality as well as its lyrical variations on the game of love be viewed as pure composition and form -- be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense be warned be warned , you too may feel time has decided to stand still be well worth your time be when he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year be when it's approached with imagination and flair be white-knuckled and unable to look away be wholesome and subversive at the same time be why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain be why it works as well as it does be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around be with a large dose of painkillers beaches beacon of hope bear the laughter bearing the unmistakable stamp of authority bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers , bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers , and circles it obsessively , without making contact bears a grievous but obscure complaint against fathers , and circles it obsessively , without making contact . bears more than a whiff of exploitation , bears more than a whiff of exploitation , despite Iwai's vaunted empathy bears out as your typical junkie opera beat . Ben Kingsley beat and supercharged beat and supercharged cartoon warfare beat and supercharged cartoon warfare . beat each other to a pulp beat that you can dance to beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs beat-charged urban western beat-the-clock thriller beaten beaten , well-worn video box cover beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game beating beating heart beatings beats new life beats new life into it beaut beautiful beautiful , beautiful , aching sadness beautiful , entertaining two hours beautiful , evocative beautiful , self-satisfied beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema beautiful , timeless and universal tale beautiful , unusual music beautiful and beautiful and haunting beautiful and haunting examination beautiful and mysterious beautiful canvas beautiful city beautiful film beautiful film to watch beautiful food entrée beautiful images and solemn words beautiful movement and inside information beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D beautiful paean beautiful people beautiful scene beautiful stars beautiful than either of those films beautiful to behold beautiful to look at beautiful work beautifully beautifully accomplished lyrical meditation beautifully acted beautifully acted and directed , it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him if he so chooses . beautifully animated epic beautifully articulated beautifully articulated portrayals beautifully choreographed beautifully choreographed kitchen ballet beautifully costumed beautifully designed beautifully detailed performances beautifully detailed performances by all of the actors beautifully edited beautifully illuminates what it means sometimes to be inside looking out , and at other times outside looking in . beautifully made beautifully mounted beautifully orchestrates the transformation of the chilly , neurotic , and self-absorbed Martha as her heart begins to open . beautifully photographed beautifully produced beautifully produced film beautifully read beautifully read and beautifully read and , finally , beautifully read and , finally , deeply humanizing beautifully realized beautifully shaped beautifully shot beautifully shot , beautifully shot , but beautifully shot and scored beautifully sung beautifully sung holiday carol beautifully to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers beauty beauty , beauty , grace beauty , grace and beauty or humor beauty to behold beauty to make it unforgettable becalmed became a deadly foreign policy became mad became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple because , unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk , it offers hope because Australia is a weirdly beautiful place because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget because I had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration because Panic Room is interested in nothing more than sucking you in ... and making you sweat because Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor because both are just actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks because despite all the backstage drama , this is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars because he acts so goofy all the time because he gives the story some soul because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him because it's a marketable product because it's lousy because it's realistic about all kinds of love because it's so bad because it aims so low because it can never be seen because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies because it has a bigger-name cast because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults because it includes segments of 12 songs at a reunion concert because it is Japanese and yet feels universal because it is all windup and not much of a pitch because it is aware of its own grasp of the absurd because it is dull because it is full of necessary discussion points because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment because it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives because it made him feel powerful because it overstays its natural running time because it plays everything too safe because it thinks the gamble is worth the promise because it was particularly funny because it was so endlessly , grotesquely , inventive because it was too overbearing because its flabbergasting principals , 14-year-old Robert MacNaughton , 6-year-old Drew Barrymore and 10-year-old Henry Thomas , convince us of the existence of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet because of its bad-luck timing because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans because of its epic scope because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , because of its music or comic antics , but through the perverse pleasure of watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel because of the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm because of the universal themes , earnest performances because of the universal themes , earnest performances ... and excellent use of music by India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh because of the way it's told by the people who were there because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser because relatively nothing happens because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier because so many of us keep going and then , out of embarrassment or stupidity because that's when he really scores because the attention is on the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters because the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product because the movie serves up all of that stuff , nearly subliminally , as the old-hat province of male intrigue because the owners seem fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame , it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities because the owners seem fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame , it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities . because the plot is equally hackneyed because the villain couldn't pick the lint off Borg Queen Alice Krige's cape ; and finishes half a parsec ( a nose ) ahead of Generations because there's no rooting interest because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie because there's precious little substance in Birthday Girl because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low because there is no foundation for it because they're clueless and inept because they love what they do because this film , unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence because this girl knows how to drive it to the max because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades because we've seen ( Eddie ) Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed because we would expect nothing less from this bunch because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out because you're sure to get more out of the latter experience because you can't wait to see what they do next because your nerves just can't take it any more beckons us all become , to judge from In Praise of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large become a Spielberg trademark become a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair become a classic become a classic , but forgive me if I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' become a classic , but forgive me if I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' become a cold , calculated exercise in postmodern pastiche winds up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking become a cult classic become a historically significant work become a historically significant work as well as a masterfully made one become a household name become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle become a major-league leading lady become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) become almost as operatic to us become almost as operatic to us as they are to her characters become almost redundant to say so become annoying and artificial become apparent that the franchise's best years are long past become cinematic poetry become comparatively sane and healthy become downright despicable become dullingly repetitive become even weaker become expert fighters become good become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods become one of our best actors become one of those rare remakes to eclipse the original become smug or sanctimonious become so buzz-obsessed that fans and producers descend upon Utah each January to ferret out The Next Great Thing become strangely impersonal and abstract become the master of innuendo become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . But what about the countless other people who'd merely like to watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul become very involved become wearisome become wearisome . becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary becomes a chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead becomes a cliche-drenched melodrama becomes a cliche-drenched melodrama by mid-film and , by film's end , a feminist action fantasy becomes a cliche-drenched melodrama by mid-film and , by film's end , a feminist action fantasy . becomes a heady experience becomes a heady experience . becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle becomes a not-great movie . becomes a part of its fun becomes a questionable kind of inexcusable dumb innocence becomes a sermon for most of its running time becomes a sermon for most of its running time . becomes a simplistic story about a dysfunctional parent-child relationship becomes a soulful , incisive meditation becomes a soulful , incisive meditation on the way we were , and the way we are becomes a soulful , incisive meditation on the way we were , and the way we are . becomes a sprawl of uncoordinated vectors becomes a sprawl of uncoordinated vectors . becomes a testament becomes a testament to faith becomes a testament to faith . becomes a tiresome cliché becomes about seduction , where backstabbing and betrayals are celebrated becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit becomes an enemy becomes an enemy to his own race becomes an enemy to his own race . becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained '' big moment '' will occur and not '' if . becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained `` big moment '' will occur and not `` if becomes an exercise in trying to predict when a preordained `` big moment '' will occur and not `` if . '' becomes an obsession becomes an overwhelming pleasure becomes boring becomes both gut-bustingly funny and crushingly depressing becomes both gut-bustingly funny and crushingly depressing . becomes claustrophobic becomes compulsively watchable becomes compulsively watchable in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion becomes distasteful and downright creepy becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against becomes gimmicky instead of compelling becomes gimmicky instead of compelling . becomes increasingly implausible as it races becomes increasingly mesmerizing becomes increasingly mesmerizing . becomes instead a grating endurance test becomes instead a grating endurance test . becomes just another kung-fu sci-fi movie with silly action sequences becomes just another revenge film becomes just another voyeuristic spectacle becomes just another voyeuristic spectacle , becomes just another voyeuristic spectacle , to be consumed and forgotten becomes just another voyeuristic spectacle , to be consumed and forgotten . becomes lifeless becomes lifeless and becomes lifeless and falls apart like a cheap lawn chair becomes lifeless and falls apart like a cheap lawn chair . becomes long and tedious becomes long and tedious like a classroom becomes long and tedious like a classroom play in a college history course becomes long and tedious like a classroom play in a college history course . becomes monotonous becomes monotonous . becomes more and more frustrating becomes more and more frustrating as the film goes on becomes more and more frustrating as the film goes on . becomes more specimen than character becomes off-putting becomes one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates becomes ponderous in its teaching of history becomes predictably conventional becomes predictably conventional . becomes simply a monster chase film becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities becomes the clever crime comedy it thinks it is becomes too heavy for the plot becomes too heavy for the plot . becomes unwatchable becomes weighed down with agonizing contrivances , overheated pathos and long , wistful gazes becomes weighed down with agonizing contrivances , overheated pathos and long , wistful gazes . becoming becoming a Christmas perennial becoming a better person through love becoming a postmodern joke becoming a postmodern joke , made creepy by its `` men in a sardine can '' warped becoming boring and predictable becoming irritating becoming mired in sentimentality becoming too cute about it bedeviled by labored writing and slack direction bedevils the film from the very beginning bedevils the film from the very beginning ... ( but ) Lohman's moist been , pardon the pun , sucked out been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness been 13 months and 295 preview screenings been 13 months and 295 preview screenings since I last walked out on a movie been 20 years since 48 been a confusing and horrifying vision been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip been a good film in `` Trouble Every Day been a hoot in a bad-movie way been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened been a huge fan of Dickens ' 800-page novel been a lighthearted comedy been a more compelling excuse to pair Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn been a more multifaceted look at this interesting time and place been a neat little story about believing in yourself been a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test been a predictably heartwarming tale been able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle been acted out been all but decommissioned been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky been allowed to use the word '' new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie been allowed to use the word `` new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie been an exhilarating exploration of an odd love triangle been an impacting film been an important documentary about stand-up comedy been any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster been as dull been as dull a person as this film makes him out to be been as resolute in their emotional nakedness been astronomically bad been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture been benefited from a sharper , cleaner script before it went in front of the camera been better been better , but it coulda been better in this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon been better off as a documentary been better off as a documentary , been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage been better off dead been better than the fiction been biting and droll been bland been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog been called The Hills Have Antlers and played for about three weeks in drive-ins been cobbled together onscreen been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming been deemed important enough to make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson been delivered to the big screen safe and sound , the way we like our 20-year-old superstar girls to travel on the fame freeway been developed with more care been discovered , indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again been doing something wrong been done before but never so vividly been done before but never so vividly or been done before but never so vividly or with so much passion been dulled by slasher films and gorefests been edited at all been exhausted by documentarians been expanded and worked into a compelling single feature been explored previously with better aplomb and sardonic wit been filmed more irresistibly than in ` Baran been fleshed out a little more instead of going for easy smiles been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker been gathering dust on MGM's shelf been given a loving screen transferral been given a part worthy of her considerable talents been given the drive of a narrative been grossly underestimated been held hostage by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again been here , done that been honored as best it can been hoping for been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe been immersed in a foreign culture only to find that human nature is pretty much the same all over been just another bad movie been just another bad movie . been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie been kind enough to share it been leavened by a charm that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout been lost in the mail been lost in the translation been lost in the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise been lost in the translation this time been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play been lost in the translation to the screen been made 40 years ago been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept been made under the influence of Rohypnol been made with affection and care been made with an enormous amount of affection been made with great evident care been making for the last several years been making piffle for a long while been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up been more charming than in About a Boy been more fun than it is in Nine Queens been more geeked when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format been more geeked when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format ? been more satisfying if it had , in fact , been fleshed out a little more instead of going for easy smiles been much better been much puzzlement among critics about what the election symbolizes been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement been nice if the screenwriters had trusted audiences to understand a complex story , and left off the film's predictable denouement . been one of the more daring and surprising American movies of the year been overrun by what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference been patched in from an episode of miami vice been perfect for an old '' Twilight Zone '' episode been perfect for an old `` Twilight Zone '' episode been picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks been plundered by similar works featuring the insight been possible to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character been preferable been properly digested been quashed by whatever obscenity is at hand been readily dismissed as the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention been recycled more times than I'd care to count been remarkable been remarkable about clung-to traditions been replaced by the bottom of the barrel been replaced with Morph , a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit been richer and more observant if it were less densely plotted been sacrificed for skin been sacrificed for the sake of spectacle been saved if the director , Tom Dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school been sent back to the tailor for some major alterations been shot been sitting naked on an igloo been slimed in the name of High Art been smoother or more confident been so aggressively anti-erotic been so painful to sit through been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars been such a bad day been the ultimate IMAX trip been the vehicle for Chan that '' The Mask '' was for Jim Carrey . Alas been there , done been this disappointed by a movie in a long time been this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill been titled Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' been to produce something that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison been told and retold been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity been too many of these films been transformed into the stronger of the two films by the thinnest of margins been trying to forget been visualized with such operatic grandeur been waiting my whole life for this movie been worse been worth caring about been worth cheering as a breakthrough been written ... in the thrall of a vicious hangover been written as assembled , Frankenstein-like , out of other , marginally better shoot-em-ups been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit been written using Mad-libs been written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous been-there material been-told-a - thousand-times beer-fueled befallen befallen every other Carmen before her before , from the incongruous but chemically perfect teaming of Crystal and De Niro before I see this piece of crap again before Janice comes racing to the rescue in the final reel before becoming mired in sentimentality before booking passage before but never so vividly before getting to the truly good stuff before going on to other films that actually tell a story worth caring about before i saw this movie and i could just skip it before indigestion sets before it begins to fade from memory before it builds up to its insanely staged ballroom scene , in which 3000 actors appear in full regalia before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . before landing squarely on `` stupid '' before long , the film starts playing like general hospital crossed with a Saturday night live spoof of dog day afternoon before long , the film starts playing like general hospital crossed with a Saturday night live spoof of dog day afternoon . before pulling the plug on the conspirators and averting an American-Russian Armageddon before quickly losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis with a scar before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right before she dies before some savvy producer saw the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them before the daddy of all slashers arrives , still with the boiler suit and white mask , which look remarkably clean for a guy who has been mass-murdering since 1978 but has never been seen doing laundry before the plot kicks into gear before you'll spy i spy at a video store near you before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead befuddled befuddlement befuddling beg the question ` Why began as an intriguing look at youth fizzles into a dull , ridiculous attempt at heart-tugging begging for attention begging for attention , begging for attention , giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining begging for mercy begin to long for the end credits begin to long for the end credits as the desert does for rain begin to long for the end credits as the desert does for rain . begin to tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents begin to wonder if they are ever going to depart begin to wonder if they are ever going to depart . begin with beginning to hate it beginning to resemble someone's crazy French grandfather beginning to wear a bit thin beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay beginning with the pale script beginnings beginnings and middles begins and ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned . And I've decided to leave a light on every night from now on begins and ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned . And I've decided to leave a light on every night from now on . begins as a Seven rip-off begins as a Seven rip-off , begins as a Seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s begins as a conventional thriller evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters begins as a conventional thriller evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters . begins as a seemingly brainless begins haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue begins in Saigon in 1952 . That's its first sign of trouble begins in Saigon in 1952 . That's its first sign of trouble . begins on a high note begins on a high note and begins on a high note and sustains it beautifully begins on a high note and sustains it beautifully . begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy begins to fade from memory begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik begins to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors begins to resemble the shapeless , begins to resemble the shapeless , grasping actors ' workshop that it is begins to resemble the shapeless , grasping actors ' workshop that it is . begins to seem as long as the two year affair which is its subject begins to vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends begins to yield some interesting results begins to yield some interesting results . begins with promise , begins with promise , but runs begins with promise , but runs aground after being snared in its own tangled plot begins with promise , but runs aground after being snared in its own tangled plot . begins with the everyday lives of naval personnel in San Diego and ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking that tears welled up in my eyes both times begins with the everyday lives of naval personnel in San Diego and ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking that tears welled up in my eyes both times I begs the question of whether random gags add up to a movie begs to be parodied beguiling beguiling freshness beguiling serenity and poise beguiling splash begun to split up so that it can do even more damage behalf of a good cause behave like kids behaving like an idiot behavior and severe flaws behind an horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle behind bars behind cutesy film references behind the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential behind the crap ( literally ) behind the project behind the scenes of Chicago-based rock group Wilco behind this superficially loose , larky documentary behold in its sparkling beauty being 51 times stronger than coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this being Wasabi's big selling point being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club being a complete waste of time being a different kind of time traveler being a good documentarian being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece being a realized work being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project being a total rehash being a true adaptation of her book being able to creep the living hell out of you being able to give full performances being able to hit on a 15-year old when you're over 100 being able to tear their eyes away from the screen being about nothing is sometimes funnier than being about something being an unusual sci-fi character study to a chase flick that detracts from its ending being as cloying or preachy as equivalent evangelical Christian movies being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel being better than he is in this performance being bored being boring being boring and sad being captivated by it being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams being earnest , so thick with wit being even dumber being even dumber than its title being exciting being forced to watch the host and hostess being forceful , sad without being shrill being fun being funny being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff being good being gullible being insightful being interesting or entertaining being invited to a classy dinner soiree being invited to a classy dinner soiree and being invited to a classy dinner soiree and not knowing anyone being lectured to by tech-geeks being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing being memorable being merely grim being more valuable in the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem being neither being nothing more than a formulaic chase in the dark being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks being only sporadically amusing being overstated being placed on any list of favorites being pushed and pulled ( literally and figuratively ) by desire ... being pushed and pulled ( literally and figuratively ) by desire ... ( Sex and Lucía ) makes for an arousing good time being pushed and pulled ( literally and figuratively ) by desire ... ( Sex and Lucía ) makes for an arousing good time . being real being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers being released a few decades too late being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright being simpleminded being snared in its own tangled plot being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema being stupid being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances being surprisingly dull being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be being the dreary mid-section of the film being the funniest movie of the year being the ultra-violent gangster wannabe being this generation's Animal House being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good being too dense & about nothing at all being trapped at a bad rock concert being trapped at a perpetual frat party ... How can something so gross be so boring ? being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end being unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable being very funny being very inspiring or insightful being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience being wickedly funny and just plain wicked believability believability to its limits believable believable and believable and heart-wrenching believable mother\/daughter pair believable performances believable story believable that you feel what they feel believe Silberling had the best intentions here believe a movie can be mindless without being the peak of all things insipid believe any of this believe anyone would really buy this stuff believe it believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones believe it or believe it or not , Jason actually takes a backseat in his own film to special effects believe much of it believe that Nachtwey hates the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals believe that Resident Evil is not it believe that Resident Evil is not it . believe that a life like this can sound so dull believe that people have lost the ability to think believe that people have lost the ability to think and believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action believe that something so short could be so flabby believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction believe the cast and crew thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film believe these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before believe this load of junk believed in their small-budget film believes about the goal of its makers , the show ... represents a spectacular piece of theater believes it's revealing some great human truths , when , in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile . believing in something does matter believing it was just coincidence believing people were paid to make it belittle a cinema classic belittle a cinema classic . belly laugh belly laughs belly laughs ( including a knockout of a closing line ) belongs firmly in the so-bad-it's - good camp . belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers belongs on the big screen belongs to Nicholson belongs to Nicholson . Gone are the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances . As Schmidt , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance belongs to Nicholson . Gone are the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances . As Schmidt , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance . belongs to the marvelous Verdu , a sexy slip of an earth mother who mourns her tragedies in private and embraces life in public belongs with the damned for perpetrating Patch Adams beloved beloved film beloved genre beloved genres beloved kids ' beloved kids ' books beloved kids ' books to the screen beloved-major below below expectations below its abstract surface bemused contempt bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago bends bends technical know-how bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight beneath it beneath otherwise tender movements beneath the familiar , funny surface benefit benefit enormously benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness -- benefit enormously from the Cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances benefit from a Three's Company-style laugh track benefited from a sharper , cleaner script benefits benefits from having a real writer plot out all of the characters ' moves and overlapping story benefits from having a real writer plot out all of the characters ' moves and overlapping story . benefits from serendipity benefits from serendipity but benefits from serendipity but also reminds us of our own responsibility to question what is told as the truth benefits from serendipity but also reminds us of our own responsibility to question what is told as the truth . benefits from several funny moments benefits greatly benefits greatly from a less manic tone than its predecessor , benefits greatly from a less manic tone than its predecessor , as Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin benefits greatly from a less manic tone than its predecessor , as Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin . benefitted the dialogue benevolent deception , which , while it may not rival the filmmaker's period pieces , is still very much worth seeing benign but forgettable benign but forgettable sci-fi besides glib soullessness besides its terrific performances besides its terrific performances , is Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching . besides unintentional laughs besotted and obvious besotted and obvious drama bespeaks an expiration date passed a long time ago best best 60 Minutes best American movie best Disney movie best Disney movie since the Lion King '' best European directors best Herzog best Irish sense best Korean film best Star Trek movie best about best achievements best acting best actor best actors best actress best and best and most best and most exciting best and most exciting movies best and most mature best and most mature comedy best and most unpredictable comedy best animated best be enjoyed as a daytime soaper . best brush best case best comedy concert movie best date movie best described as lukewarm . Maybe best describes this film : honest best didacticism best dramatic performance best dramatic performance to date best dramatic performance to date ( is ) best dramatic performance to date ( is ) almost enough best dramatic performance to date ( is ) almost enough to lift ( this ) thrill-kill cat-and-mouser ... above its paint-by-numbers plot best earlier work best efforts best ensemble casts best espionage picture best examples best family film best film best films best films , best films , '' best films , '' Erin Brockovich , '' best for the stunning star best for the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai best forgotten best gay love stories best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious best in more than a decade best inside-show-biz best intentions best kind best little best little '' horror best little '' horror '' movie best little `` horror '' movie best moments best movie best movie work best movies best of all best part best part ' best part ' of the movie best parts best performance best play best possible best possible senses best possible ways best rock best same-sex romance best screen best script best seller best sellers best selling novel best sense best sequel best sex comedy best short best short story writing best silly horror movies best some directors best soundtrack best special effects best spent elsewhere best sports movie best story best straight-up best thing best war movies best way best work best you can with a stuttering script best-foreign-film best-foreign-film Oscar best-known creation best-selling best-sustained bestowed star Hoffman's brother Gordy with the Waldo Salt Screenwriting award at 2002's Sundance Festival bet . bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking . betrayal , deceit and murder betrayal , forgiveness and murder betrayal , revenge and above all , faith betrayals betrayed by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work better better , better , but better , but it coulda better , not just bigger better acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . An excellent sequel better acting and a hilarious kenneth branagh better acting and a hilarious kenneth branagh . better acting and a hilarious kenneth branagh . an excellent sequel better acting and a hilarious kenneth branagh . an excellent sequel . better actor better after Foster better and better at fingering problems than finding solutions better at fingering problems than finding solutions . better celebration better characters better characters , better characters , some genuine quirkiness and better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style better described as a ghost story gone badly awry . better drama better effects better effects , better effects , better acting and a hilarious kenneth branagh . an excellent sequel . better elsewhere better entertainment better film better film versions better films better hip-hop clips better look elsewhere . better luck better message better movie better movie experience better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics and better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more better off dead better off staying on the festival circuit better performances better person better script better suited for a movie titled '' Glory : A Soldier's Story better suited for the small screen better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies better than better than Pokemon better than Pokemon 4Ever better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . better than Sorcerer's Stone better than The Phantom Menace better than ` Shindler's List ' better than any summer blockbuster better than in the original better than inconsequential better than its predecessor better than its predecessors is that Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies better than mid-range Steven Seagal , better than mid-range Steven Seagal , but better than no Chekhov better than the fiction better than the pitiful Insurrection better than the whole ( bizarre , funny , tragic - like love in New York ) better than this better thriller better to do with 94 minutes better to go in knowing full well what's going to happen , but willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists better to wait for the video . better to wait for the video . And better to wait for the video . And a very rainy day better vehicle better video-game-based better video-game-based flicks , better written better-focused better-than-average better-than-average family entertainment better-than-average movie-making better-than-average movie-making that doesn't demand a dumb , distracted audience betters it betting her third feature will be something to behold between Chaplin and Kidman between Hallmark card sentimentality and goofy , life-affirming moments straight out of a cellular phone commercial between Sullivan and his son between a minute-by-minute account of the British court's extradition chess game and the regime's talking-head survivors between being wickedly funny and just plain wicked between black comedy and black hole between commerce and creativity between deadpan comedy and heartbreaking between dumb fun and just plain dumb between facetious comic parody and pulp melodrama , this smart-aleck movie between false sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy between farcical and loathsome between farcical and loathsome . between flaccid satire and what between following one's heart and following the demands of tradition between its powerful moments between mirthless Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film between passion and pretence between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows between realistic characters between religious fundamentalists and their gay relatives . between sucking face and literally sucking face between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe ... the most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic romantic comedy in cinema history between the artificial structure between the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the newfangled Hollywood post-production effects between the characters that made the first film such a delight between the fantastic and the believable between these two marginal characters between these women , one that spans time and reveals meaning between two gifted performers between vertigo and opacity between women as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive bewildering bewilderingly bewilderingly brilliant bewilderingly brilliant and bewilderingly brilliant and entertaining beyond Road Warrior , it owes enormous debts to Aliens and every previous dragon drama beyond all expectation beyond being a Sandra Bullock vehicle or a standard romantic comedy beyond good hair and humping beyond its formula beyond its limit to sustain a laugh beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting beyond redemption beyond the astute direction of Cardoso and beautifully detailed performances by all of the actors beyond the astute direction of Cardoso and beautifully detailed performances by all of the actors , is a note of defiance over social dictates . beyond the crime-land action genre beyond the end zone beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting beyond the momentary joys of pretty and weightless intellectual entertainment beyond the original's nostalgia for the communal film experiences of yesteryear beyond the very basic dictums of human decency beyond-lame beyond-lame satire bias biased bibbidy-bobbidi-bland bibbidy-bobbidi-bland . bibi's generic bibi's generic angst bidder bien bien no logra desarrollarse como un gran drama , tampoco es tan superficial como muchas cintas que pecan de pretenciosas y que resultan totalmente banales big , baggy , sprawling carnival big , brassy big , brassy , disturbing big , brassy , disturbing , big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film big , colorful characters big , comforting jar big , dumb , happy big , dumb , happy movie big , dumb action movie big , fat , big , fat , dumb big , gorgeous , mind-blowing , breath-taking mess big , gorgeous , sprawling swashbuckler big , juicy role big , tender hug big action sequences big bloody chomps big bloody stew big box office bucks big damage big ending surprise big enough for us to worry about it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising big excuse big family big fans big fat pain . big hairy deal big heart big issues big laugh big laughs big letdown big loser big mess big middle-fingered big moment big ole ' big performances big problems big round eyes and big screen magic big selling point big shear big splash big stars and big stars and high production values big stars and high production values are standard procedure big summer movies big time big time stinker big twists big-budget , after-school special big-budget bust big-budget\/all-star movie big-fisted big-hearted big-hearted and big-hearted and frequently big-hearted and frequently funny thrill big-screen experience big-time bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . but for the most part , the weight of water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness bigelow offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . but for the most part , the weight of water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness . bigger bigger , fatter heart bigger and more ambitious than the first installment bigger than yourself bigger-than-life bigger-than-life screen biggest biggest disappointments biggest downside biggest husband-and-wife disaster biggest names biggest offense bigoted views bigotries bile bile , and irony bilingual charmer bilked bilked unsuspecting moviegoers bills bind us binds of a small family biographical fantasia biographical melodramas biography channel biologically bit of fluff stuffed with enjoyable performances bit of fluff stuffed with enjoyable performances and bit of piffle . bit too precious at the start and a little too familiar at the end bitch bitchy bitchy frolic bitchy frolic which pokes fun at the price of popularity and small-town pretension in the Lone Star State bite bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists bites hard . bites off more than it can chew by linking the massacre biting and biting and witty feature biting into what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day biting into what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day and coming away with your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms bits funnier bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew bitter bitter Italian comedy bitter and less mature bitter and truthful bitter end bitter nor sweet bitter old crank bitter pill bitter taste bitterly bittersweet bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery bittersweet and lyrical bittersweet and lyrical mix bittersweet bite bittersweet camaraderie and history bittersweet contemporary comedy bittersweet dialogue that cuts to the chase of the modern girl's dilemma bittersweet dialogue that cuts to the chase of the modern girl's dilemma . bittersweet drama bittersweet film bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory bizarre bizarre , funny bizarre , funny , bizarre , funny , tragic bizarre , funny , tragic - bizarre , funny , tragic - like love bizarre , funny , tragic - like love in New York bizarre , funny , tragic - like love in New York ) bizarre , implausible bizarre curiosity bizarre developments bizarre realm bizarre to the adult mind bizarrely original blab blab and black Austin black BMW black comedy and black hole black indomitability black urban professionals black-and-white archival footage black-and-white inspires black-and-white psychedelia blacked out blacked out in the lobby blacken that organ with cold vengefulness blade runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series blade-thin blade-thin characters blah blah characters blame Eddie Murphy blame all men for war , '' ( the warden's daughter ) tells her father . The movie is about as deep as that sentiment . bland bland , obnoxious 88-minute bland , obnoxious 88-minute infomercial bland , surfacey bland , surfacey way bland Hollywood romance bland actors bland animated sequel bland animation bland as a block of snow bland but bland but harmless bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction bland hotels bland hotels , highways , parking lots bland murder-on-campus bland police procedural details bland police procedural details , Fiennes bland songs bland to be interesting blandly cinematic surgical examination blandly directed blandness blank yearning blasphemous and blasphemous and nonsensical blasphemous bad blast blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance blasts blasts of rage blatant and sickening product placement blatant derivativeness blatant product placement blatantly biased blaxploitation blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom blaxploitation spoof blazing blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves blazingly blazingly alive and admirable blazingly alive and admirable on many levels bleak bleak and bleak and desperate bleakly bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives bleed it almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun blemishes blend politics and drama , an admirable ambition blend together as they become distant memories . blending entrepreneurial zeal blending entrepreneurial zeal with the testimony of satisfied customers blends uneasily bless Crudup blessed blessed gift blessed with a searing lead performance blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) , blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) , the movie blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) , the movie is powerful blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) , the movie is powerful and blessed with a searing lead performance by ryan gosling ( murder by numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative . it's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness blessedly blessedly curse-free -- blessing blind , crippled , Amish people blind good will blind to the silliness blinding blinding embarrassment bliss bliss-less bliss-less work blissfully blissfully exhausted blisteringly defined , that every other character seems overlooked blisteringly defined , that every other character seems overlooked and underwritten blisteringly defined , that every other character seems overlooked and underwritten . blisteringly funny blithe exchanges blithe rebel fantasy bloated bloated effects bloated gasbag thesis bloated plot blob of desperate entertainment blobby blobby old-school blobby old-school CGI animation blobby old-school cgi animation blockbuster blockbusters blockbusters as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop blond honeys blood blood-curdling family intensity bloodbath bloodless bloodsucker computer effects bloody bloody beauty bloody beauty as vivid bloody climax bloody mess . blooper reel blow $ 100 million on this blow it off the screen blow the big one blowing just about everything blown blown his entire budget blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights blown up to the size of a house blows blows this way and that blubber bludgeon bludgeon myself unconscious bludgeoning bludgeoning the audience bludgeoning the audience over the head blue hilarity blue-chip blue-light-special blue-light-special effects blues bluff blunder blundering blurred blurs blurs the line between black comedy and black hole blurs the line between black comedy and black hole . blushing to gushing -- Imamura squirts the screen in ` Warm Water Under a Red Bridge ' bluster and bluster and cliché blustery blustery movie boarders from Venice Beach that was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival boarders from Venice Beach that was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival . boasted a clearer , more memorable boasting this many genuine cackles boasts a huge charm factor boasts a huge charm factor and boasts a huge charm factor and smacks of originality boasts at least a few good ideas and features some decent performances boasts both a heart and a mind boasts dry humor and jarring shocks , plus moments of breathtaking mystery boasts dry humor and jarring shocks , plus moments of breathtaking mystery . boasts some of today's hottest and hippest acts from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy boasts some tart TV-insider humor bodacious bodice-ripper and plodding costume drama . bodily fluids gag bodily function jokes body humour and reinforcement boffo last hour bogged down bogged down by an overly sillified plot and stop-and-start pacing bogged down by an overly sillified plot and stop-and-start pacing . bogged down by hit-and-miss topical humour bogged down by idiocy bogged down in earnest dramaturgy bogged down over 140 minutes bogging down bogging down in a barrage of hype bogs bogs down in a mess of purposeless violence bogs down in a mess of purposeless violence . bogs down in a surfeit of characters bogs down in a surfeit of characters and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary bogs down in genre cliches bogs down in genre cliches here bogs down in genre cliches here . bogs down in insignificance bogs down in insignificance , bogs down in insignificance , saying nothing about Kennedy's assassination and revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate bogs down in insignificance , saying nothing about Kennedy's assassination and revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate . bogs down in rhetoric and cliché bogs down in rhetoric and cliché . bogus bogus as most Disney live action bogus spiritualism bogus story bogus veneer bohemian boorishness boiled Hollywood argot boilerplate clichés boiling point boiling water boils down to a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years boils down to a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years . boils down to a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years . ' boils down to surviving invaders seeking an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie boils down to surviving invaders seeking an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie . boisterous and utterly charming boisterous comedy boisterous energy bold bold ' revelation bold ( and lovely ) experiment bold and lyrical bold and lyrical first feature bold and subversive bold and subversive film bold as anything the cinema bold biographical fantasia bold by studio standards bold choices bold colors bold presentation bolder boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually boldly provocative boldly stroked , luridly coloured , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain . boldness and bolster director and co-writer bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes bomb bombastic and ultimately empty bombastic and ultimately empty World War II action bombastic self-glorification bombing bombing buildings bombs bombshell bombshell documentary bona fide bona fide groaners bona-fide master bone-chilling bone-crushing screwups bone-dry , mournfully brittle delivery bonehead bonehead comedy bones tickled bong bonus boobs book report book-on-tape booking passage boom mikes boorish boorish movie boorishness boost Stallone's career boozy bordering on confessional bordering on offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid bordering on offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid . borderline insulting borderline silly chase sequence borders on rough-trade homo-eroticism bore bore . bore except when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up . Bravado Kathy bore except when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up . Bravado Kathy ! bore most audiences bore most audiences into their own brightly colored dreams bore most audiences into their own brightly colored dreams . bore that tends to hammer home every one of its points bore that tends to hammer home every one of its points . bore-athon bore-athon . bored bored Cage bored and bored and ... bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son bored by as your ABC's bored or bored or frustrated bored or frustrated by the film bored to care bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for boredom boredom never takes hold . boredom to the point boredom to the point of collapse boredom to the point of collapse , boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape bores boring boring , boring , and boring , and occasionally annoying boring , formulaic mix boring , pretentious boring , pretentious muddle boring , pretentious waste boring , sad man boring , self-important stories boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other boring , wincingly cute boring , wincingly cute and boring , wincingly cute and nauseatingly politically correct boring , wincingly cute and nauseatingly politically correct cartoon boring and obvious boring and predictable boring and sad boring before I see this piece of crap again boring despite the scenery boring man boring movie boring parade boring slug boring talking heads boring talking heads , boring talking heads , etc . boring talking heads , etc. born out of an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues born to make borrowed images borrowed plot points borrows a bit from the classics '' Wait Until Dark '' and '' Extremities '' ... But in terms of its style , the movie is in a class by itself borrows a bit from the classics '' Wait Until Dark '' and '' Extremities '' ... But in terms of its style , the movie is in a class by itself . borrows a bit from the classics `` Wait Until Dark '' and `` Extremities '' ... But in terms of its style , the movie is in a class by itself borrows a bit from the classics `` Wait Until Dark '' and `` Extremities '' ... But in terms of its style , the movie is in a class by itself . borrows from Bad Lieutenant and Les Vampires , borrows from other movies like it in the most ordinary and obvious fashion borrows from other movies like it in the most ordinary and obvious fashion . borrows heavily borrows heavily from Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier while failing to find a spark of its own borrows heavily from lynch , jeunet , and von trier while failing to find a spark of its own botch-jobs botched botched in execution botched remake botches botching botching a routine assignment both Oscar winners both Oscar winners , both Oscar winners , a fact which , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , seems inconceivable both a great both a great and both a great and a terrible story both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in both a necessary political work and a fascinating documentary both a revealing look at the collaborative process and a timely , tongue-in-cheek profile of the corporate circus that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing both a successful adaptation both a successful adaptation and both a successful adaptation and an enjoyable film both a successful adaptation and an enjoyable film in its own right both a successful adaptation and an enjoyable film in its own right . both adults and kids both an asset and a detriment . Those who trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr . De Niro both architectural glories and both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city both are just actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks both as a historical study and as a tragic love story both charming both colorful pop junk and the classics both colorful pop junk and the classics that unequivocally qualify as art both colorful pop junk and the classics that unequivocally qualify as art -- both contrived and cliched both convincing and radiant both excellent both exude an air of dignity that's perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters . both for the rhapsodic dialogue that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations both funny and irritating both gentle and biting both gripping and compelling both hokey both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry both hokey and super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry , so sit back , relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . ' both hugely entertaining and uplifting both in breaking codes and making movies both in terms of style and ethnicity , prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time both innocent and jaded both inspiring and pure joy both kids and parents entertained both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb both leads are up to the task both leads are up to the task . both look and sound great both maintain and dismantle the facades that his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace both moving and wise both overplayed and exaggerated both overstuffed and undernourished both overstuffed and undernourished ... both overstuffed and undernourished ... The film can't be called a solid success , although there's plenty of evidence here to indicate Clooney might have better luck next time both people's capacity both people's capacity for evil and their heroic capacity for good both preposterous and thoroughly misogynistic both refreshingly different both repulsively sadistic and mundane both saucy and endearing both shallow and dim-witted both sides of this emotional car-wreck both sitcomishly predictable and cloying both sitcomishly predictable and cloying in its attempts both stars are appealing enough to probably have a good shot at a Hollywood career , if they want one both the beauty both the beauty of the land and the people both the elements of the plot and a powerfully evocative mood combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise both the glad-handing and both the glad-handing and the choking sense of hollow despair both the pitfalls both the scenic splendor both the scenic splendor of the mountains both the writing and cutting , it does not achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you . both thematic content and narrative strength both times both traditional both traditional or modern stories together in both traditional or modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . something for everyone both ugly and mindless both unflinching and tantalizing both visually and in the writing both wildly implausible and strangely conventional bother being as cloying or preachy as equivalent evangelical Christian movies bother if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera bother thinking it all through bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly bother to rent this on video bother watching past the second commercial break bother with a contemptible imitator bother with a contemptible imitator starring a bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' SNL '' has-been acting bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? bother with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni bother with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? bothered to construct a real story this time bothers to question why somebody might devote time to see it bothersome bottom bottom tier bottom-feeder bottom-feeder sequel bottom-of-the-bill bottom-of-the-bill fare bottomless pit bottomlessly bottomlessly cynical bounce off a quirky cast of characters bounces bounces ) bounces ) all over the stage , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place bounces ) all over the stage , dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place . bounces all over the map bounces around with limp wrists bounces around with limp wrists , wearing tight tummy tops and hip huggers , twirling his hair on his finger and assuming that's enough to sustain laughs bouncing bravado bouncy bouncy , with energetic musicals , the humor didn't quite engage this adult bouncy animation and catchy songs bouncy animation and catchy songs escort you through the entire 85 minutes bouncy score bound bound to show up at theatres for it boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse boundless energy bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday , '' bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes bounds along with the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes . bourgeois French society bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama bowel-curdling bowel-curdling , heart-stopping recipe bowling you over bowser box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous boxes these women's souls right open for us boxes these women's souls right open for us . bracing bracing intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary bracing truth bracingly nasty bracingly truthful bracingly truthful antidote brain strain brain-slappingly brain-slappingly bad brainless brainless flibbertigibbet brainless insanity branched out into their own pseudo-witty copycat interpretations brand name brash , sardonic , completely joyful brash and mainly unfunny brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans bratty bratty for bratty for sympathy bratty for sympathy , and bratty for sympathy , and as the film bravado bravado -- to take an entirely stale concept and push it through the audience's meat grinder one more time bravado kathy brave , uninhibited brave , uninhibited performances brave and brave and challenging brave attempt to tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds bravely bravely treads where few American films dare to delve -- into the world of ambivalence and ambiguity bravely treads where few American films dare to delve -- into the world of ambivalence and ambiguity ... bravery bravery and dedication bravery and integrity bravura bravura lead performance bravura performance brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie brazenly misguided project brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense breach gaps in their relationships with their fathers break free of her old life break the audience's awkward silence break through the stupor break up breakdown breaking codes breaking glass and marking off the `` Miami Vice '' checklist of power boats , Latin music and dog tracks breaking new ground breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks breaks no new ground breaks no new ground and breaks no new ground and treads old turf like a hippopotamus ballerina breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes breaks your heart breakthrough breakthrough role breast and flatulence gags breath-taking breathe life breathe life into the disjointed , haphazard script by Jay Scherick and David Ronn breathe life into this somewhat tired premise breathe out of every frame breathe out of every frame . breathes extraordinary life breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people breathes life breathes life into a roll that could have otherwise been bland and run of the mill breathes life into a roll that could have otherwise been bland and run of the mill . breathes more breathes more on the big screen breathes surprising new life breathes surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters breathes surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters . breathes surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters . ' breathless breathless anticipation breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie breathless movie breathtaking breathtaking , awe-inspiring visual poetry breathtaking adventure breathtaking landscapes breathtaking mystery breathtaking scenery breathtakingly breathtakingly assured and stylish breathtakingly assured and stylish work breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D breathtakingly designed breathtakingly spectacular breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones breezily apolitical breezy , distracted rhythms breezy , diverting , conventional , well-acted tale breezy blend breezy movie breezy romantic comedy breezy spontaneity brief pretentious period brief shooting star briefly briefly enliven the film bright bright , chipper style bright , intelligent , and humanly funny film . bright , inventive bright , light modern day family parable bright , well-acted and thought-provoking bright and bright and friendly souls bright future bright on this frozen tundra soap opera that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people bright shining star bright spot bright stars bright young men -- promising , talented , charismatic and tragically brightly brightly colored dreams brightly optimistic brilhantismo brilliance brilliant brilliant , honest performance brilliant and brilliant and brutal brilliant and macabre brilliant and the camera brilliant and the camera just kind of sits there and lets you look at this and its like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other brilliant anti-Hollywood satire brilliant as the sleep-deprived Dormer , his increasing weariness as much existential brilliant crime dramas brilliant director brilliant documentary brilliant four brilliant four six-packs brilliant gag brilliant in this brilliant motion picture brilliant movie brilliant original brilliant performances brilliant piece brilliant surfing photography brilliant touches brilliantly brilliantly bold colors brilliantly constructed work brilliantly constructed work . brilliantly employ their quirky and fearless ability to look American angst in the eye and end up laughing brilliantly employ their quirky and fearless ability to look American angst in the eye and end up laughing . brilliantly named Half Past Dead -- or for Seagal brilliantly personified by Michel Piccoli brilliantly played brilliantly shines on all the characters , as the direction is intelligently accomplished . brilliantly updated his source and grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom brimming brimming with coltish , neurotic energy brimming with coltish , neurotic energy , holds the screen like a true star . brimming with detail and nuance brimming with gentle humor brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments bring bring Kissinger's record into question and explain how the diplomat's tweaked version of statecraft may have cost thousands and possibly millions of lives bring a fresh , quirky charm bring a fresh , quirky charm to the formula bring a heart and reality that buoy the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie bring a heart and reality that buoy the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie . bring a sense of closure to an ugly chapter of the twentieth century bring anything new bring anything new to the proverbial table bring audiences to the edge of their seats bring cohesion bring fresh bring fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters bring fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters . bring fresh good looks and an ease in front of the camera bring fresh good looks and an ease in front of the camera to the work bring fresh good looks and an ease in front of the camera to the work . bring happiness bring happiness to their loved ones bring new energy bring new energy to the familiar topic of office politics bring new energy to the familiar topic of office politics . bring off bring off this kind of whimsy bring off this wild Welsh whimsy bring off this wild Welsh whimsy . bring on the Battle Bots , please bring on the battle bots , please bring out joys in our lives bring out joys in our lives that we never knew bring out the cake bring something new bring something new into the mix bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life bring their characters to life bring their characters to life . bring their characters to life . A little melodramatic , but with enough hope bring their characters to life . A little melodramatic , but with enough hope to keep you engaged bring their characters to life . A little melodramatic , but with enough hope to keep you engaged . bring to IMAX bring you into the characters bring yourself to dislike it bringing a barf bag bringing a barf bag to the moviehouse bringing an unforced , rapid-fire delivery bringing an unforced , rapid-fire delivery to Toback's Heidegger - and Nietzsche-referencing dialogue bringing audiences bringing audiences into this hard and bitter place bringing beloved kids ' books bringing beloved kids ' books to the screen bringing it bringing it back another day as punishment for paying money to see the last James Bond movie bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film bringing richer meaning to the story's morals bringing you right inside the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies brings a beguiling freshness brings a beguiling freshness to a coming-of-age story with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images brings a beguiling freshness to a coming-of-age story with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images that it emerges as another key contribution to the flowering of the South Korean cinema brings a beguiling freshness to a coming-of-age story with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images that it emerges as another key contribution to the flowering of the South Korean cinema . brings a group of people together in a sweet and charming way , if a little convenient brings a tragic dimension and savage full-bodied wit and cunning to the aging Sandeman brings a whole new meaning brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project , brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project , as if she's cut open a vein brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project , as if she's cut open a vein and brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project , as if she's cut open a vein and bled the raw film stock brings a youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness to the project , as if she's cut open a vein and bled the raw film stock . brings an absolutely riveting conviction brings an absolutely riveting conviction to her role brings an absolutely riveting conviction to her role . brings documentary-like credibility brings military courtroom dramas down very brings out the allegory with remarkable skill brings out the latent 15-year-old romantic in everyone brings out the latent 15-year-old romantic in everyone . brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors brings the proper conviction brings the proper conviction to his role as ( Jason Bourne ) brings the proper conviction to his role as ( Jason Bourne ) . brings them to life brings this unknown slice of history affectingly brings this unknown slice of history affectingly to life brings this unknown slice of history affectingly to life . brings to his characters , brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth brings us another masterpiece brings us right into the center of that world brisk brisk , brisk , amusing brisk , amusing pace brisk , reverent , and subtly different brisk , reverent , and subtly different sequel brisk 85-minute screwball thriller brisk delight brisk is Wang's pacing that none of the excellent cast are given air to breathe . brisk pace bristles with passion and energy brittle desperation broached an original treatment of a deeply personal subject broad , handsome shoulders broad , melodramatic estrogen opera broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming broad and farcical broad comedy broad cross-section broad racial insensitivity broad stereotypes broad stereotypes and broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios broad streaks of common sense broad streaks of common sense emerge with unimpeachable clarity broad streaks of common sense emerge with unimpeachable clarity . broadcast broader vision broadly metaphorical broadly metaphorical , oddly abstract broke out into elaborate choreography broken character study broken characters broken with her Friends image in an independent film of satiric fire and emotional turmoil broken-down bronx bronze brooding brooding and slow brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination broomfield reveals an ironic manifestation of institutionalized slavery that ties a black-owned record label with a white-empowered police force . brother Hoffman's script stumbles over a late-inning twist that just doesn't make sense brotherly brothers envious brought back the value and respect for the term epic cinema brought down brought down by lousy direction brought down by lousy direction . brought him fame in the first place brought me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch brought me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch . brought off with considerable wit brought something fresher brought something fresher to the proceedings brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet brought to life brought to life on the big screen brought to life on the big screen . brought to light on the screen brought unexpected gravity brought unexpected gravity to Blade II brow bruised bruising brushed with sentimentality brushed with sentimentality but brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments brushes brutal , committed performances brutal 90-minute battle sequence brutal and brutal and funny brutal and funny work brutal and strangely soulful movie brutal birth brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero brutal form brutal honesty and respect brutal mid brutally clueless brutally dry brutally dry satire brutally honest brutally honest documentary brutally honest individual brutally intelligent brutally labored and unfunny brutally labored and unfunny hokum bubbles up bubbles up out of John C . Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie bubbles up out of John C. Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie bubbles with the excitement of the festival in Cannes bubbles with the excitement of the festival in Cannes . bubbly bubbly romantic comedy bubbly romantic comedy becomes a cliche-drenched melodrama by mid-film and , by film's end , a feminist action fantasy . buck or bucked the odds bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right buddies buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn budding amours buddy cop comedy buena buffoonery can tickle many a preschooler's fancy , but when it costs a family of four about $ 40 to see a film in theaters , why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead ? buffoons bug-eye theatre and dead-eye bug-eyed mugging bug-eyed mugging and gay-niche condescension bugged me buggy buggy drag build a feel-good fantasy build a feel-good fantasy around a vain dictator-madman build a seamless ensemble build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance build an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope build in the mind of the viewer and take on extreme urgency . building to a laugh riot building up to the climactic burst of violence builds gradually until you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy builds gradually until you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy . builds its multi-character story builds its multi-character story with a flourish builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with builds to an intense indoor drama about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love builds to an intense indoor drama about compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love in the face of political corruption builds up a head of emotional steam builds up to its insanely staged ballroom scene , in which 3000 actors appear in full regalia built entirely from musty memories of half-dimensional characters . built for controversy built for controversy . built his career built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness built on the premise that middle-class Arkansas consists of monster truck-loving good ol' boys and peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids built on the premise that middle-class Arkansas consists of monster truck-loving good ol' boys and peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids . built to inspire the young people built-in audience bull bull sessions bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson bullock bullock does a good job here of working against her natural likability bullock does a good job here of working against her natural likability . bully bumbling bump in the night and nobody bump in the night and nobody cares bumper sticker platitudes bumping his head bumping his head on the way out of the closet bumps and bumpy bumpy but satisfying bumpy but satisfying journey bundling the flowers of perversity , comedy and romance into a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie bungle their way bungle their way through the narrative bungle their way through the narrative as if it were a series of Bible parables and not an actual story bungle their way through the narrative as if it were a series of Bible parables and not an actual story . bungling bungling the big stuff buoy the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie buoyant , darkly funny dance buoyant , expressive buoyant , expressive flow buoyant delivery buoyant energy level buoyant feeling buoyant romantic comedy buoyed by three terrific performances buoys the flimsy story burdened by the actor buried , drowned buried , drowned and buried , drowned and smothered in the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary buried at the heart of his story buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt burly action flick burly action flick where one coincidence pummels another burn out burn out of your brain burn the negative and the script burn the negative and the script and burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed burning , blasting , stabbing burns burns out burnt out burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . burnt-out bursting bursting with incident bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history bursts with a goofy energy bursts with a goofy energy previous Disney films only used for a few minutes here and there bursts with a goofy energy previous Disney films only used for a few minutes here and there . bus wreck business and pleasure business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen business plans bust bust your gut busts out of its comfy little cell busy busy on the basketball court because that's when he really scores but , happily , a victim of none but , more to the point , the issues are subtly presented , managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness . but Abbas infuses the role with an unimpeachable core of emotional truth . but Bishop and Stevenson are standouts . but Family Fundamentals displays a rare gift for unflinching impartiality . but I cried , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film . but I liked its heart and its spirit . but I sometimes felt as though I was in the tiny two seater plane that carried the giant camera around Australia , sweeping and gliding , banking but Kinnear's performance is razor sharp . but LaBute pulls off a neater trick in Possession but Minority Report delivers all that and a whole lot more . but Morvern Callar grows less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start . but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child but Seldahl and Wollter's sterling performances but Seldahl and Wollter's sterling performances raise this far above the level of the usual maudlin disease movie . but Sweet Home Alabama hits the mark with critics who escaped from a small town life . but The Bourne Identity proves that a fresh take is always possible . but ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way but ` Barbershop ' shows he's on his way . but a clunker but a complete failure but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . but a convenient conveyor belt of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination but a great one but a little too smugly but a little too smugly superior but a little too smugly superior to like but a lively script , sharp acting and partially animated interludes make Just a Kiss seem minty fresh . but a mood in which an ominous , pervasive , and unknown threat lurks just below the proceedings and adds an almost constant mindset of suspense but a pale imitation of the real deal but a pleasure but a polished , sophisticated entertainment that is in love with its own cleverness but a stumblebum of a movie but a tedious picture but a very handsomely produced let-down but a winsome cast and nice dialogue but a winsome cast and nice dialogue keeps it going but accomplished in all aspects with the fullness but also intriguing and honorable , but also nicely done but also surprisingly funny but also to show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte but an admirable one that tries to immerse us in a world of artistic abandon and political madness and very nearly but an amiably idiosyncratic work but as but at least this time there's some centered storytelling to go along with all the weird stuff . but at the heart of more universal concerns but at this level of manic whimsy , it is just about right . but badly written tale but be warned but because it has a bigger-name cast , it gets a full theatrical release but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment but because of the startling intimacy but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones but blatantly biased but blatantly biased . but boilerplate clichés but brimming with gentle humor but certainly hard to hate but certainly not without merit but comes across more as a sketch for a full-length comedy . but completely but completely fails to gel together . but could have and should have been deeper but could have and should have been deeper . but cuts deeper than expected but disintegrates into a dreary , humorless soap opera but disintegrates into a dreary , humorless soap opera . but distancing but dull and ankle-deep but dull and ankle-deep ` epic but energetic entertainment but enjoyable documentary . but enough but enough to do harm but enough to do harm ) but entertaining enough at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different . but every bit as filling as the treat of the title but exhausting cinema but extremely silly piece but fails to keep it up and settles into clichés but fails to keep it up and settles into clichés . but film buffs should get to know but filmmaker Yvan Attal quickly writes himself into a corner but finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family but fun but fun . but gripping , questing look at a person but heck but here the choices are as contrived and artificial as Kerrigan's platinum-blonde hair but his script and direction hums but his script and direction hums with a confidence but his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , and that saves his pathos from drippiness . but his subjects are charmers . but his words and images don't have to add up to mesmerize you . but if you expect light romantic comedy , good gosh , but in Talk to Her , the women are down for the count . but in the richness of its performances but intellectually stultifying but intriguing but is sabotaged by ticking time bombs and other Hollywood-action cliches . but it's a compelling story , mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there . but it's a pleasurable trifle but it's a pleasurable trifle . but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity but it's a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations . but it's also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time . but it's assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation . but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting but it's definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances . but it's difficult to shrug off the annoyance of that chatty fish but it's done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit . but it's easily his finest American film ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films . but it's extremely well played and often very funny . but it's great cinematic polemic but it's just too too much but it's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat . but it's rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity . but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such but it's still pretty tasty . but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us : but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us : It preaches but it also has humor and heart and very talented young actors but it also has many of the things that made the first one charming but it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time . but it goes deeper than that , to fundamental choices that include the complexity of the Catholic doctrine but it has clearly been made with affection and care . but it has just enough spice to keep it interesting . but it held my interest from start to finish . but it is a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs . but it is a good stepping stone for director Sprecher . but it is a whole lot of fun and you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , but it is also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness . but it is also weirdly fascinating but it is surely no classic , like the novel upon which it is based . but it jumps through the expected hoops with style and even some depth . but it makes for one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while . but it never quite adds up but it offers few surprises and finds its stars slumming in territory but it wasn't horrible either but it wasn't horrible either . but it works under the direction of Kevin Reynolds but it works under the direction of Kevin Reynolds . but it works under the direction of kevin reynolds but its abrupt drop in IQ points as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide but its abrupt drop in IQ points as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide . but its abrupt drop in iq points as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide but its boasts a huge charm factor and smacks of originality . but its heart is in the right place ... innocent and well-meaning but its heart is in the right place ... innocent and well-meaning . but its just not a thrilling movie but its macabre , self-deprecating sense of humor makes up for a lot . but its pleasures are still plentiful . but its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence and the absence of spiritual guidance should at least invade an abundance of mindsets but lapses quite casually into the absurd but likable , but like shooting fish in a barrel but love for its posse of trailer park denizens but most powerful of all but mostly the humor is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty but mostly the humor is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty . but mush-hearted . but never hogs the scenes from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy but never less than pure wankery . but no sense of pride or shame but no tension or surprise but no-nonsense human beings they are and but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history but none of which amounts to much of a story but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust but not especially compelling but not great ) but not much fun to watch . but not overly sentimental but not particularly funny but not particularly funny -- but not sophomoric ) but not very Imaxy but nothing more but occasionally stretches believability to its limits and relies on predictable plot contrivances but oddly compelling but one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time but one that many more people should check out but only among those who are drying out from spring break but overall limp , but overall the Halloween series has lost its edge but quietly effective but quietly effective retelling but rather , ` How can you charge money for this ? ' but rather delivers a performance of striking skill and depth but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights but realistic but sincere but something far more stylish and cerebral but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and , but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and , hence but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and , hence , more chillingly effective but spiced with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially between Morgan and Redgrave but still entertaining but still has the chops and drive to show how its done but still has the chops and drive to show how its done . but still manages to be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless . but still quite tasty and inviting all the same but strangely believable but the code-talk will fly right over everyone's head but the film conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books . but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . but the miracle of Shainberg's film is that it truly is romance but the movie has a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy but the payoff is powerful and revelatory but the project surrounding them is distressingly rote but then backed off when the producers saw the grosses for Spy Kids but then fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . but there's no mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself . but there is no sense of connecting the dots , just dots . but these are performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece . but they'll register strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor . but they're each interesting . but they're simply not funny performers but they bring a fresh , quirky charm to the formula . but they will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly delighted . but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat but this is one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem . but this is still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer . but thoroughly satisfying entertainment but those who loved Cool as Ice have at last found a worthy follow-up . but three times in this animated sweet film but thrilling but together they are magnificent . but too-tepid biopic but true fans of the Stevenson's novel will likely prefer Disney's more faithful 1950 live-action swashbuckling classic . but undernourished and plodding . but unfortunately also but uninvolving but unmemorable but unquestionably alive but unremarkable but utterly delightful . but veers into overkill but very glum . but very pleasing at its best moments but viewers willing to take a chance will be rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances . but weirdly unemotional spectacle but what art direction ! but what gives Human Nature its unique feel is Kaufman's script but when it's good , it's good and horrid . but why did it have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us ? but with a revelatory performance but with his affection for Astoria and its people he has given his tale a warm glow . but worthy but you'll be blissfully exhausted but you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding . but you will laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all . but you will quickly recognize him . And that's a big part of why we go to the movies . butchered butchered in A.I. butt their ugly heads butt their ugly heads in a regurgitation of cinematic violence that gives brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero butterflies that die buy into the notion that something inexplicably strange once happened in Point Pleasant buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free buy the soundtrack buy the stuff about Barris being a CIA hit man buy this stuff buying into sham truths and routine '' indie '' filmmaking , Freundlich has made just another safe movie buying into sham truths and routine '' indie '' filmmaking , Freundlich has made just another safe movie . It's not horrible , just horribly mediocre . buying into sham truths and routine `` indie '' filmmaking buying into sham truths and routine `` indie '' filmmaking , Freundlich has made just another safe movie . buzz , blab and money buzz and whir ; very little buzz and whir ; very little of it actually clicks . buzz-obsessed by '' Project Greenlight '' winner by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even by 86 minutes of overly-familiar and poorly-constructed comedy by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans by Ahola's inadequate performance by Alan Taylor , Napoleon's journey is interesting but by Anne-Sophie Birot by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest by England's Roger Mitchell , who handily makes the move from pleasing by French filmmaker Karim Dridi that celebrates the hardy spirit of Cuban music by Friel and Williams's exceptional performances by Griffin's smartly nuanced performance and enthusiasm by H by Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember by John Woo in this little-known story of Native Americans and their role in the second great war by Julia Roberts by Kevin Bray , whose crisp framing , edgy camera work , and wholesale ineptitude with acting , tone and pace very obviously mark him as a video helmer making his feature debut by Laurice Guillen by Ryan Gosling by Ryan Gosling ( Murder by Numbers ) , the movie is powerful and provocative by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders by Southern blacks as distilled by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion by The Full Monty by Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness by Washington . It won't rock any boats by Working Girl scribe Kevin Wade by a British cast by a Lifetime-channel kind of plot and a lead actress who is out of her depth by a badly handled screenplay of what is really an amusing concept -- a high-tech tux that transforms its wearer into a superman by a basic , credible compassion by a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them by a bravura performance by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) by a cast that seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about by a charm that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout by a cinematic gymnast having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it by a comically adept ensemble by a desire to match mortarboards with Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting than by its own story by a director so self-possessed he actually adds a period to his first name by a disastrous ending by a failure by a fantastic dual performance from Ian Holm by a gritty style and an excellent cast by a lackluster script and substandard performances by a legacy of abuse by a likable cast by a lobotomized Woody Allen by a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense by a master by a miscast leading lady by a natural sense for what works by a noticeable lack of pace by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both by a pack of dogs who are smarter than him by a plot that's just too boring and obvious by a rich visual clarity and deeply by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior by a script that assumes you aren't very bright by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience by a self-indulgent script by a set of heartfelt performances by a sloppy script by a soft southern gentility that speaks of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons by a story that is all too predictable by a strong and unforced supporting cast by a talented director by a terrific performance by a terrific performance by Abbass by a terrorist bomb by a warmth that isn't faked by a weak script that can't support the epic treatment by a winning family story by accents thick as mud by acute writing and a host of splendid performances by al pacino by all means by all means enjoy The New Guy by all willing to make the effort to reap them by amalgamating genres and adding true by amateurish by amateurish execution by an Angel simplicity by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos by an astonishing voice cast ( excepting Love Hewitt ) , an interesting racial tension , and a storyline by an energy that puts the dutiful efforts of more disciplined grade-grubbers by an esteemed writer-actor by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out by an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot by an inexplicable , utterly distracting blunder at the very end by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances by an overly sillified plot and stop-and-start pacing by an undeveloped script by anyone with even a passing interest in the events shaping the world beyond their own horizons by anything on display by bad luck and their own immaturity by bad writing by bright and friendly souls by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer by brutal , committed performances by brutal , committed performances from Huppert and Magimel by carefully selecting interview subjects who will construct a portrait of Castro so predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings , it by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings , it succeeds by characters so unsympathetic by characters who are nearly impossible to care about by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks by cliches , painful improbability and murky points by cold , loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas by corrupt and hedonistic weasels by deft staging and the director's well-known narrative gamesmanship by director Jon Purdy's sledgehammer sap by drawing me into the picture by dumb action-movie standards by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in by exceptional performances by extension , accomplishments by false sentiment or sharp , overmanipulative Hollywood practices by far the lightest Dogme film and by far the lightest Dogme film and among the most enjoyable by far the worst movie of the year by five contemporary individuals ... a psychological masterpiece by flashes of mordant humor by focusing on the story's least interesting subject by folks worthy of scorn by following a feel-good formula with a winning style by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids by forcing the star to play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life by forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc. by half-baked setups and sluggish pacing by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once by heavy-handed melodrama by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival by his lack of self-awareness by humanity's greatest shame by idiocy by intellect than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens by it -- the kind of movie by its art and heart by its awkward structure and a final veering by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades by its fussy script and uptight characters by its intimacy and precision by its lack of purpose by its lavish grandeur by its munchausen-by-proxy mum by its own gargantuan aura of self-importance by its own head-banging obviousness by its own pretentious self-examination by its predictability by its predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters by its smallness by its wryly subversive tone by jackasses for jackasses by just being wishy-washy by killer CGI effects by labored writing and slack direction by letting you share her one-room world for a while by lousy direction by lowering your expectations by mediocrity by men of marginal intelligence by more objective measurements it's still quite bad . by movie's end , we accept the characters and the film , flaws and all by movies ' end you'll swear you are wet in some places and feel sand creeping in others by no means a perfect film by no means his best work by now intolerable by now intolerable morbidity by numbers , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , by on Angelina Jolie's surprising flair for self-deprecating comedy by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull by people far more talented than Ali G by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept by people who can't come up with legitimate funny by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam by people who have never sung those blues by poor casting by predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate by providing good , lively company by providing good , lively company . by proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary by sending the audience straight to hell by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense by sheer force of charm by shooting itself in the foot by shoving them into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot by skilled ensemble actors by some Freudian puppet by some cynical creeps at Revolution Studios and Imagine Entertainment by some cynical creeps at revolution studios by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy by some strong performances by some very stoned college students by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime by sparking debate and encouraging thought by spinning out of control by splendid performances by sticking to the facts by storm by such ` Have-yourself-a-happy-little-Holocaust ' movies by superb by supporting characters who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil by surrounding himself with untalented people by taking your expectations and twisting them just a bit by talented writer\/director Anderson by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' by the artsy and often pointless visuals by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary by the booming bass-heavy soundtrack by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent by the cool presence of Jean Reno by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling by the dispassionate Gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen by the dunce of a Screenwriting by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class by the dynamic first act by the end , you just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake petrovich ( that would be reno ) gets his comeuppance . just bring on the battle bots , please ! by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater by the end of the flick , you're on the edge of your seat by the end there's a sense that the crux of the mystery hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen by the film's primitive approach by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks by the impressive cast list by the incessant use of cell phones by the incredibly flexible cast by the intentionally low standards of frat-boy humor by the majority of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative by the man who wrote it by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat by the most random of chances by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia by the movie's presentation , which is way too stagy by the movie's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick by the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the outlandishness of the idea itself by the pacing and lack of creativity by the pathetic idea by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times by the powerful work of his co-stars by the rules of its own self-contained universe by the shadowy lighting by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters by the sheer beauty of his images by the sick sense of humor by the simplicity of the storytelling and the authenticity of the performances by the sketchiest of captions by the smartest kids in class by the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors by the story's inability to create interest by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work by the thin characterizations , nonexistent plot and pretentious visual style by the time it's done with us , by the time it's done with us , Mira Nair's new movie has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery by the time it's done with us , Mira Nair's new movie has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery , by the time it's done with us , Mira Nair's new movie has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery , of having been immersed in a foreign culture only to find that human nature is pretty much the same all over by the time it's done with us , Mira Nair's new movie has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery , of having been immersed in a foreign culture only to find that human nature is pretty much the same all over . by the time the bloody climax arrives we still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another . by the time the credits roll across the pat ending by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails by the ultimate mysteries of life and death by the waste of potential by the way it deals with big issues like death and destiny by then by then , your senses are as mushy as peas by thirty-five minutes of inflated nonsense by this film , which is immaculately produced by this gentle comedy by this latest cinematic essay by this tired retread by those on both sides of the issues , if only for the perspective it offers by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary by those who equate obscurity with profundity by those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness by three terrific performances by top-billed star Bruce Willis by trying to distract us with the solution to another by uneven dialogue and plot lapses by violins by way of Very Bad Things by way of a valentine sealed with a kiss by way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material by way too much indulgence of scene-chewing , teeth-gnashing actorliness by weaving a theme throughout this funny film by what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen by which time it's impossible to care who wins by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes by writer-director Kurt Wimmer by-the-numbers effort by Washington . It won't rock any boats by-the-numbers effort by Washington . It won't rock any boats but is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking . bypassing no opportunity to trivialize the material can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . can't accuse Kung Pow for misfiring , since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately can't act can't act a lick can't act a lick . can't be dismissed as mindless can't begin to tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents can't begin to tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents ... can't believe anyone would really buy this stuff can't believe anyone would really buy this stuff . can't break through the stupor can't bring yourself to dislike it can't come up with legitimate funny can't compare Friday After Next to them can't compare to the wit , humor and snappy dialogue of the original can't decide if it wants to be a mystery\/thriller , a romance or a comedy . can't deny either the tragic loss of two young men in the prime of their talent or the power of this movie can't deny either the tragic loss of two young men in the prime of their talent or the power of this movie . can't deny its seriousness and quality can't deny its seriousness and quality . can't disguise that he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh can't disguise the fact that , really , we've been here , done that can't disguise the fact that , really , we've been here , done that . can't disguise the fact that it's inauthentic at its core and that its story just isn't worth telling can't disguise the fact that it's inauthentic at its core and that its story just isn't worth telling . can't distract from the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up can't erase the fact that The Believer feels like a 12-Step Program for the Jewish Nazi can't erase the fact that The Believer feels like a 12-Step Program for the Jewish Nazi . can't even can't even do that much can't even do that much . can't even do that much . Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth can't figure out just where the other characters , including Ana's father and grandfather , come down on the issue of Ana's future can't forget it can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction . can't get any more gay can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane can't get no satisfaction can't get no satisfaction without the latter can't get sufficient distance from Leroy's can't go home again can't go wrong can't go wrong . can't help but be drawn in by the sympathetic characters can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods can't help but engage an audience can't help but feel ` stoked can't help but feel ` stoked . can't help but feel ` stoked . ' can't help but get caught up in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth can't help but get caught up in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth . can't help but go soft and stinky can't help but think he'd appreciate this attempt to turn his life into art can't help but warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe can't help herself can't help suspecting that it was improvised on a day-to-day basis during production can't help suspecting that it was improvised on a day-to-day basis during production . can't hide the giant Achilles ' heel in `` Stuart Little 2 `` : There's just no story , folks can't hide the giant Achilles ' heel in `` Stuart Little 2 `` : There's just no story , folks . can't hide the musty scent of Todd Farmer's screenplay , which is a simple retread of the 1979 Alien , with a plucky heroine battling a monster loose in a spaceship can't hide the musty scent of Todd Farmer's screenplay , which is a simple retread of the 1979 Alien , with a plucky heroine battling a monster loose in a spaceship . can't look away from can't make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog can't make this movie anything more than a trashy cop buddy comedy can't make up its mind whether it wants to be a gangster flick or an art film can't miss it can't miss it . can't possibly be enough can't pronounce '' gyro '' correctly can't properly be called acting -- more accurately , it's moving can't put down can't quite conceal that there's nothing resembling a spine here can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another can't quite live up to it can't quite maintain its initial momentum can't quite maintain its initial momentum , can't quite maintain its initial momentum , but remains sporadically funny throughout . can't quite negotiate the many inconsistencies in Janice's behavior or compensate for them by sheer force of charm can't quite recommend because it is all windup and not much of a pitch can't quite recommend it can't really be called animation can't really be described as out can't really call it a work of art can't recommend anything but a rental for The Tuxedo can't recommend it can't recommend it . can't recommend it enough can't recommend it enough . can't remember a single name responsible for it can't remember the last time I saw a movie where I wanted so badly for the protagonist to fail can't remember the last time I saw a movie where I wanted so badly for the protagonist to fail . can't remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie can't remember the last time I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops can't remember the last time I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops . can't rescue Adrian Lyne's Unfaithful from its sleazy moralizing . can't rescue Brown Sugar from the curse of blandness can't rescue Brown Sugar from the curse of blandness . can't rescue this effort can't rescue this effort . can't save it can't save itself from being unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable can't save itself from being unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable . can't save the script , rooted in a novel by Joseph Finder , from some opportunism . can't say it's on par with the first one can't say that I liked Homeboy can't see how insufferable the character is can't see why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out can't see why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out . can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . can't shake the feeling that Crossroads is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album can't shake the thought that Undercover Brother missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary can't stand can't stop loving anime can't support the epic treatment can't sustain it . can't sustain more than 90 minutes can't tell the difference between the good , the bad and the ugly can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie . can't think of a thing to do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels , fight off various anonymous attackers , and evade elaborate surveillance technologies can't think of a thing to do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels , fight off various anonymous attackers , and evade elaborate surveillance technologies . can't wait for the sequel can't wait to see end . can't wait to see what happens next can't wait to see what happens next . can't wait to see what the director does next can't wait to see what they do next cable channel cable sexploitation cafeteria goulash caffeinated , sloppy caffeinated , sloppy brilliance café calcified into chronic cynicism and fear calculated to cash in on the popularity of its stars calculated to provoke shocked laughter , calculating fiend caliber caliber and the message of providing solace through deception caliber and the message of providing solace through deception is a little creepy caliber cast call Reno a great film call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) call The Other Side of Heaven '' appalling '' call The Other Side of Heaven `` appalling '' call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made call it ABC Kiarostami . For AIDS and Africa are nothing more than part of the scenery call it a work of art call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both call the ` wow ' factor call the cops call the film ` refreshing call this film a lump of coal called Best Bad Film You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful called Best Bad Film You Thought Was Going To Be Really Awful But called Celebi . called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog called `` Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie called a solid success called a solid success , called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted called the best Korean film of 2002 called this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn callow callow pretension callow rich boy callow student callow student film calls and double-crosses calls attention to a problem Hollywood too long has ignored calls our attention calls our attention to the inherent conflict between commerce and creativity . calm , self-assured portrait calm and thoughtful calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew camaraderie came back with the astonishing revelation that '' they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter , this is it . came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter , this is it . If ever such a dependable concept was botched in execution came up with a treasure chest of material cameo-packed cameos do not automatically equal laughs . cameos do not automatically equal laughs . And cameos do not automatically equal laughs . And neither do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are camera movements camera-work , dancing and music camouflage how bad his movie is camouflage the dopey plot camouflaging grotesque narcissism camp classic campy fun campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick can I think of a very good reason to rush right out and see it can act can actually feel good can actually trick you into thinking some of this worn-out , pandering palaver is actually funny can admire can alienate even the savviest audiences . can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . can almost see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' can already be seen on television can also negotiate the movie's darker turns can also seem tedious can also sometimes come across like nothing more than a glorified Nike ad can also sometimes come across like nothing more than a glorified Nike ad . can analyze this movie in three words : Thumbs Friggin ' Down can analyze this movie in three words : Thumbs Friggin ' Down . can argue that the debate it joins is a necessary and timely one can aspire but none can equal can be a bit repetitive can be a knockout can be accused of being a bit undisciplined can be appreciated equally as an abstract Frank Tashlin comedy and as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career can be as intelligent as this one is in every regard except its storyline can be as tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro can be as tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric , which are included can be clumsy can be considered work can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) can be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience can be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . can be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary can be distinguished from a mediocre one by the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary . can be expected from a college comedy that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school can be expected from a college comedy that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school ? can be fertile sources of humor can be forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already can be forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already . can be fruitful : ` In Praise of Love ' is the director's epitaph for himself can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material can be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way can be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing . can be made can be made on the cheap can be made on the cheap . can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous can be numbing can be numbing . Proof of this is Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever can be safely recommended as a video\/DVD babysitter . can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism can be snide can be when it's approached with imagination and flair can believe this load of junk can believe this load of junk . can both maintain and dismantle the facades that his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace can both maintain and dismantle the facades that his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace . can catch some quality naptime along the way can catch some quality naptime along the way . can certainly go the distance , can charm the paint off the wall ... can comfortably hold can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work can cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure can deftly change moods are treasures and even marvels . So can deliver can depress you about life itself can depress you about life itself . can detract from the affection of that moral favorite can disguise the emptiness at the center of the story can disguise the fact that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it can disguise the fact that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it . can do even more damage can do no wrong with Jason X can do no wrong with Jason X . can do no wrong with Jason X. can do something fun tonight can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them can drive right by it without noticing anything special , save for a few comic turns , intended and otherwise can drive right by it without noticing anything special , save for a few comic turns , intended and otherwise . can drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice can easily be considered career-best performances can easily imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial can easily imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . can easily worm its way into your heart can easily worm its way into your heart . can easily worm its way into your heart . ' can enjoy can enjoy as mild escapism can enjoy it anyway can enjoy it anyway . can enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor can enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor . can explode obnoxiously into 2 , 500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere can feel the heat that ignites this gripping tale , and the humor and humanity that root it in feeling can feel the heat that ignites this gripping tale , and the humor and humanity that root it in feeling . can feel the love can feel the love . can feel your veins cringing from the workout can feel your veins cringing from the workout . can find humor can fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes can fully succeed at cheapening it . can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo can get by without being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff . can get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby can get on television for free can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any can get past the taboo subject matter can get your money back can go home again can handle can hate yourself later can hear you snore can help heal can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history can impart a message without bludgeoning the audience over the head can impart an almost visceral sense of dislocation and change can impart an almost visceral sense of dislocation and change . can improvise like a jazzman can inspire a few kids not to grow up to be greedy can just follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , sell it to the highest bidder and walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity can just follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , sell it to the highest bidder and walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity . can keep your eyes open amid all the blood and gore can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie can make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold can make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold . A case in point : Doug Pray's Scratch can make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold . A case in point : Doug Pray's Scratch . can make it more than fitfully entertaining can make it work can make people act weird can make undemanding action movies with all the alacrity of their Hollywood counterparts can make undemanding action movies with all the alacrity of their Hollywood counterparts . can move beyond the crime-land action genre can never capture the magic of the original can never escape the heart of the boy when the right movie comes along , especially if it begins with the name of Star Wars can no longer can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking can no longer pass as mere entertainment can no longer pass as mere entertainment . can not be acted . can not be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull can not be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull . can not be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull . Yes , dull can not be enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull . Yes , dull . can not be faulted . can not be revived can not be revived . can not disguise the slack complacency of ( Godard's ) vision , any more than the gorgeous piano and strings on the soundtrack can drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice can not disguise the slack complacency of ( Godard's ) vision , any more than the gorgeous piano and strings on the soundtrack can drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice . can not engage can not engage . can not even be dubbed hedonistic can not guess why the cast and crew didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed can not guess why the cast and crew didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed . can not help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something can not help but love Cinema Paradiso , whether the original version or new Director's Cut can not help but love Cinema Paradiso , whether the original version or new Director's Cut . can not help but love Cinema Paradiso , whether the original version or new Director's Cut . ' can not last can not mount a cogent defense of the film as entertainment , or even performance art , although the movie does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain can not mount a cogent defense of the film as entertainment , or even performance art , although the movie does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain . can not overcome blah characters can not overcome the sense that Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities can not overcome the sense that Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities . can not recommend it , because it overstays its natural running time can not sustain the buoyant energy level of the film's city beginnings into its country conclusion ' can now add movies to the list of things he does well can obscure this movie's lack of ideas can obscure this movie's lack of ideas . can only assume that the jury who bestowed star Hoffman's brother Gordy with the Waldo Salt Screenwriting award at 2002's Sundance Festival were honoring an attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off can only be applauded can only be applauded . can only be described as sci-fi generic can only be described as sci-fi generic . can only be seen as propaganda can only encourage us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success can only imagine one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent can only love the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history can only love the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history . can only point the way -- but thank goodness for this signpost can only point the way -- but thank goodness for this signpost . can only provide it with so much leniency . can only qualify as a terrible tragedy can only remind us of brilliant crime dramas without becoming one itself can open the door to liberation . can out-bad-act the other can out-stealth any agent , he'll get the girl can out-stealth any agent , he'll get the girl . can outgag any of those young whippersnappers making moving pictures today can overcome bad hair design can pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED can practically hear George Orwell turning over . can practically see the Hollywood ` suits ' trying to put together the cast and filmmaking team for the all-too - inevitable American remake can practically smell the patchouli oil can prevent its tragic waste of life can produce the same sleep-inducing effects as watching your neighbor's home videos can produce the same sleep-inducing effects as watching your neighbor's home videos . can put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world can read the subtitles ( the opera is sung in Italian ) and you like ` Masterpiece Theatre ' type costumes can redeem it from hopeless sentimentality can relate can relate to the search for inner peace by dramatically depicting the lives of others onstage can render it anything but laughable can render it anything but laughable . can rent a pedigree instead can report that it is instead a cheap cliché can rest contentedly with the knowledge that he's made at least one damn fine horror movie can rise to fans ' lofty expectations can say can scale a building like a super hero can see coming a mile away can see mediocre cresting on the next wave can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings can see the forest for the trees can see the would-be surprises coming a mile away can see where this dumbed-down concoction is going can see why people thought I was too hard on `` The Mothman Prophecies '' can see without feeling embarrassed can seem tiresomely simpleminded can seem tiresomely simpleminded . can smell a mile away can smell the grease on the plot can something so gross can something so gross be so boring can something so gross be so boring ? can sound so dull can start looking good can state that Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen can state that Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen . can still be smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still at work can still be smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still at work . can still feel director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and the fondness he has for his characters can still feel director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and the fondness he has for his characters . can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop can stomach the touchy-feely message can stumble sometimes can stumble sometimes . can such a cold movie can such a cold movie claim to express warmth and longing ? can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue can take a good joke can take credit for most of the movie's success can take credit for most of the movie's success . can take the grandkids or the grandparents can take the grandkids or the grandparents and can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored can tell almost immediately that Welcome to Collinwood isn't going to jell can tell almost immediately that Welcome to Collinwood isn't going to jell . can tell what it is supposed to be can tell what it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art can tell what it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art . can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it . can testify to the comparative accuracy of Ms . Vardalos ' memories and insights can testify to the comparative accuracy of Ms . Vardalos ' memories and insights . can testify to the comparative accuracy of Ms. Vardalos ' memories and insights can this limping but dearly-loved franchise survive can this limping but dearly-loved franchise survive ? ' can tickle many a preschooler's fancy , but when it costs a family of four about $ 40 to see a film in theaters , why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead can tickle many a preschooler's fancy , but when it costs a family of four about $ 40 to see a film in theaters , why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead ? can tolerate Leon Barlow can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't can tolerate the redneck-versus-blueblood cliches that the film trades in can truly be can trust can usually be traced back to the little things can watch , giggle and get an adrenaline boost without feeling like you've completely lowered your entertainment standards can watch , giggle and get an adrenaline boost without feeling like you've completely lowered your entertainment standards . can with a stuttering script can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck can wreak havoc in other cultures can write and deliver a one liner as well as anybody can write and deliver a one liner as well as anybody . can you charge money for this can you charge money for this ? can you take before indigestion sets in cancer candid , candid , archly funny candid , archly funny and candid , archly funny and deeply authentic candid , archly funny and deeply authentic take candid and candid and often fascinating candid and often fascinating documentary candidly detailing the politics involved in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music candidly revealing candy and cheeky candy and cheeky wit to keep parents away from the concession stand candy-coat with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars candy-like candy-like taste canned humor canned tuna cannibal cannibal genre cannibal lust above the ordinary canny , derivative , wildly gruesome canny , meditative canny and canny and spiced canny crowd pleaser cantet perfectly captures the hotel lobbies , two-lane highways , and roadside cafes that permeate vincent's days capability to soothe and break your heart with a single stroke capable capable Clayburgh capable cast capable of anteing up some movie star charisma capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark capable of engendering an emotional response of any kind capable of finding beauty in the most depressing places capable only of delivering capable thriller capably hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie capacity to heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes caper . caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch caper thrills capitalize on its lead's specific gifts capitalize on the popularity of Vin Diesel , Seth Green and Barry Pepper . capitalizes on this concept and opts for the breezy and amateurish feel of an after school special on the subject of tolerance capitalizes on this concept and opts for the breezy and amateurish feel of an after school special on the subject of tolerance . capped with pointless extremes capsule to remind us of the devastating horror suffered by an entire people captain captivated captivated by it captivates captivating captivating . captivating and captivating and intimate captivating and intimate study captivating as the rowdy participants think it is captivating coming-of-age story captivating cross-cultural comedy captivating details captivating drama captivating film captivating new film . captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests captivatingly captivatingly quirky hybrid captive by mediocrity captive by mediocrity . captive by mediocrity . Not bad capture a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy capture a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy in the situation with his cast of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach capture its visual appeal or its atmosphere capture so perfectly capture so perfectly the hopes and dreams of little boys on baseball fields as well as the grown men who sit in the stands capture so perfectly the hopes and dreams of little boys on baseball fields as well as the grown men who sit in the stands . capture the chaos of France in the 1790's capture the complexity of a big family and its trials and tribulations capture the magic of the original capture the magic of the original . Well capture the minds and hearts of many capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy capture these musicians in full regalia captured captured the chaos of an urban conflagration captured the chaos of an urban conflagration with such fury captures , in luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago captures , in luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago , captures , in luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago , the essence of the Dogtown experience captures , in luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago , the essence of the Dogtown experience . captures a life interestingly lived captures an Italian immigrant family on the brink of major changes captures an Italian immigrant family on the brink of major changes . captures both the beauty of the land and the people captures both the beauty of the land and the people . captures moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction captures some of the discomfort and embarrassment of being a bumbling American in Europe captures that perverse element of the Kafkaesque where identity , overnight , is robbed and replaced with a persecuted '' other . captures that perverse element of the Kafkaesque where identity , overnight , is robbed and replaced with a persecuted `` other captures that perverse element of the Kafkaesque where identity , overnight , is robbed and replaced with a persecuted `` other . '' captures the chaotic insanity and personal tragedies that are all too abundant when human hatred spews forth unchecked captures the chaotic insanity and personal tragedies that are all too abundant when human hatred spews forth unchecked . captures the combustible mixture of a chafing inner loneliness and desperate grandiosity that tend to characterize puberty captures the complicated relationships in a marching band captures the complicated relationships in a marching band . captures the debilitating grief captures the dry wit that's so prevalent on The Rock captures the erotics of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree captures the hotel lobbies , two-lane highways , and roadside cafes that permeate Vincent's days captures the innocence and budding demons within a wallflower captures the intended , er , spirit of the piece captures the maddening and magnetic ebb and flow of friendship captures the maddening and magnetic ebb and flow of friendship . captures the moment when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path captures the moment when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path . captures the often futile lifestyle of young people in modern Japan captures the soul of a man in pain who gradually comes to recognize it and deal with it captures the speech patterns , moral codes and ideals of the 1940s captures the unsettled tenor of that post 9-11 period far better captures the unsettled tenor of that post 9-11 period far better than a more measured or polished production ever could captures the unsettled tenor of that post 9-11 period far better than a more measured or polished production ever could . captures the way young Japanese live now , chafing against their culture's manic mix of millennial brusqueness and undying , traditional politesse captures the way young Japanese live now , chafing against their culture's manic mix of millennial brusqueness and undying , traditional politesse . captures the wonder and menace of growing up captures the wonders and worries of childhood captures them by freeing them from artefact capturing capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly , capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly , relating it to what is happening in America in 2002 capturing the innocence and idealism of that first encounter capturing the opera's drama and lyricism capturing the precarious balance between the extravagant confidence of the exiled aristocracy and the cruel earnestness of the victorious revolutionaries capturing the understated comedic agony of an ever-ruminating , genteel yet decadent aristocracy that can no longer pay its bills capturou o pomo de ouro car chase car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck car chases for an hour car to drive through car wreck car-wreck carbon copy scenes card being the dreary mid-section of the film cardboard characters and performers cardiac cardiac arrest care care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress care about a young man whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life care about cleverness , wit or any other kind of intelligent humor care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories care about the thousands of americans who die hideously care about the truth care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining care less care that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible care too much about this love story care too much about this love story . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . Just bring on the Battle Bots , please care whether that cold-hearted snake petrovich ( that would be reno ) gets his comeuppance . just bring on the battle bots , please cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release careens from dark satire to cartoonish slapstick careens from one colorful event to another career career - kids = misery career - kids = misery ) career peak career success career-best career-best performances career-defining career-defining revelation careful , conscientious careful , conscientious and careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes careful period attention careful period attention as well as careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit carefully balanced carefully balanced scenario carefully choreographed carefully choreographed atrocities carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract carefully lit carefully lit and set up carefully nuanced carefully structured carefully structured plot points careless careless and careless and unfocused cares cares if the story's a little weak cares passionately about its subject cares passionately about its subject , cares passionately about its subject , but cares passionately about its subject , but too often becomes ponderous in its teaching of history , careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes caricature caring , caring , warm caring , warm . caring for animals and caring for animals and respecting other cultures carnage and carried by a strong sense of humanism carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades carried out carried out by men of marginal intelligence , carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy carries Arnold ( and the viewers ) into the forbidden zone of sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the `` other side of the story . '' carries a charge of genuine excitement carries a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff carries a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff . carries almost no organic intrigue carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \ \/ Marine\/legal mystery carries almost no organic intrigue as a government \/ Marine\/legal mystery carries it far above carries it to unexpected heights carries its share of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh carries much of the film with a creepy and dead-on performance carries much of the film with a creepy and dead-on performance . carries the day with impeccable comic timing , raffish charm and piercing intellect carries the day with impeccable comic timing , raffish charm and piercing intellect . carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders carries us effortlessly carries us effortlessly from darkness carries us effortlessly from darkness to light carries you carries you along carries you along in a torrent of emotion carry forward into the next generation carry on their parents ' anguish carry the film carry the film on his admittedly broad shoulders carry the film with their charisma carry the movie carry the movie because they are believable as people -- flawed , assured of the wrong things , and scared to admit how much they may really need the company of others carry the movie because they are believable as people -- flawed , assured of the wrong things , and scared to admit how much they may really need the company of others . carrying more emotional baggage than Batman cartoon's cartoon characters cartoonish clichés and sneering humor cartoonish performance cartoons derived from TV shows carved their own comfortable niche in the world cascade over the screen effortlessly case while case with projects such noble and lofty ambitions case zero . cast , bringing screenwriter Tony Gayton's narcotics noir to life cast , but beautifully cast , but beautifully shot cast , but beautifully shot . cast , but never quite gets off the ground cast actors who are , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public cast adrift in various New York City locations with no unifying rhythm or visual style cast and surehanded direction cast and well directed - a powerful drama with enough sardonic wit to keep it from being maudlin cast in impossibly contrived situations cast is painful to watch cast of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble cast of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . cast of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance cast of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance amongst them cast of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance amongst them . cast the magnificent Jackie Chan cast the magnificent Jackie Chan in a movie full of stunt doubles and special effects casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders casting Mick Jagger as director of the escort service was inspired casting Shatner as a legendary professor and Kunis as a brilliant college student -- where's Pauly Shore as the rocket scientist ? casting call casting excellent Latin actors of all ages casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- casting for the role castrated casts attractive and talented actors casts its spooky net casts its spooky net out into the Atlantic Ocean and spits it back , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity casual and fun casual fans could correct in their sleep casual filmgoers casual moviegoer casually into the absurd cat and cat-and-mouse , three-dimensional characters and cat-and-mouse , three-dimensional characters and believable performances catalog every bodily fluids gag in There's Something About Mary and catalog every bodily fluids gag in There's Something About Mary and devise a parallel clone-gag catapulting catapulting the artist catapulting the artist into her own work catastrophe catastrophic collision catch some catch some quality naptime catch some quality naptime along the way catch the intensity of the movie's strangeness catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , and catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , and ponder the historical , philosophical , and ethical issues that intersect with them catch this IMAX offering catches dramatic fire catches dramatic fire . catches the chaotic horror catches the chaotic horror of war , but why bother if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera catches the chaotic horror of war , but why bother if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera ? catches you catches you up in something bigger than yourself catching for Griffiths ' warm and winning central performance catching solely on its visual merits catchy catchy songs categorisation . categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music cathartic caught but the audience gets pure escapism caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions caught the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater caught up in an intricate plot caught up in the rush of slapstick thoroughfare cause Tom Green a grimace cause Tom Green a grimace ; still cause loads of irreparable damage cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix cause massive cardiac arrest cause parents a few sleepless hours cause parents a few sleepless hours -- cause you to bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists cause you to bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists . caused caused me to jump in my chair ... causes of anti-Semitism ever seen on screen . causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising caution to the wind with an invitation to the hedonist in us all cautionary Christian spook-a-rama cautions celebi could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it celebrate celebrated celebrated wonder celebrates celebrates middle-aged girl power , celebrates radical celebrates radical , nonconformist values , What to Do in Case of Fire celebrates the group's playful spark of nonconformity celebrates the group's playful spark of nonconformity , celebrates the group's playful spark of nonconformity , glancing vividly back at what Hibiscus grandly called his ` angels of light celebrates the group's playful spark of nonconformity , glancing vividly back at what Hibiscus grandly called his ` angels of light . celebrates the group's playful spark of nonconformity , glancing vividly back at what Hibiscus grandly called his ` angels of light . ' celebrates the hardy spirit of Cuban music celebrates the human spirit celebrates the human spirit and celebrates the human spirit and packs an emotional wallop celebrates the human spirit and packs an emotional wallop . celebrates the human spirit with such unrelenting Dickensian decency that it turned me ( horrors ! ) celebrates the human spirit with such unrelenting Dickensian decency that it turned me ( horrors ! ) into Scrooge . celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today celebrates universal human nature celebration celebratory celebratory to soppy celebratory verve cell phones , guns , and cell phones , guns , and the internal combustion engine cellophane-pop remake celluloid garbage celluloid heaven centered storytelling to go along with all the weird stuff centers central flaw central gimmick cerebral cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging cerebral and cinemantic flair certain certain ambition certain charm certain robustness certain sexiness certain style and wit certain timeless quality certainly certainly an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes certainly an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes . certainly an entertaining ride , despite many talky , slow scenes . But something seems to be missing . A sense of real magic , certainly appeal to Asian cult cinema fans and Asiaphiles interested to see what all the fuss is about . certainly be keeping an eye out for his next project certainly can't recommend it certainly clever in spots certainly delivers the goods certainly delivers the goods . certainly doesn't disappoint certainly doesn't disappoint . certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark certainly does the trick of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . certainly got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . certainly hard to hate certainly has its share of clever moments and biting dialogue certainly isn't dull . certainly more naturalistic than its australian counterpart certainly no certainly not a good movie , but it certainly not earthshaking certainly not without merit certainly raises the film above anything Sandler's been attached to before . certainly ranks as the most original in years certainly ranks as the most original in years . certainly shouldn't hurt certainly the performances are worthwhile certainly the performances are worthwhile . certainly wasn't feeling any of it certainly won't be remembered as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films . certainly won't win any awards in the plot department certainly won't win any honors certified cesspool chafing challenge-hungry moviegoers challenges challenges its audience challenges perceptions of guilt and innocence , of good guys and bad , and asks challenges perceptions of guilt and innocence , of good guys and bad , and asks us whether a noble end can justify evil means challenges the brain challenges us to confront the reality of sexual aberration . challenges us to think about the ways we consume pop culture . challenging , sometimes clever challenging , sometimes clever , challenging , sometimes clever , and challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting challenging or depressing chamber champion champion the fallibility of the human heart championship championship material chance to find love in the most unlikely place chance to learn , to grow , to travel chance to prove his worth chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions chance to see three splendid actors chance to shine change , risk and romance change America , not only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment change a nation change behavior in bizarre unjustified fashion change hackneyed concepts change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies change moods are treasures and even marvels . So change tables change the channel change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days change titles or distributors again before the closing credits roll change watching such a character change watching such a character , change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's changed the male academic from a lower-class Brit to an American , a choice that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film changing the director and writer's diapers changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza channeling Kathy Baker's creepy turn as the repressed mother on Boston Public just as much as 8 Women's Augustine chaos chaotic chaotic , the photography grainy chaotic , the photography grainy and chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused chaotic insanity chaotic nonsense character creations character development -- and more importantly , character empathy -- character development -- and more importantly , character empathy -- is at the heart of Italian for Beginners . character development a non-starter character piece character portrait , romantic comedy character portrait , romantic comedy and beat-the-clock thriller character to avoid the fate that has befallen every other Carmen before her character-driven comedy character-driven storytelling character-oriented character-oriented piece character-who-shall - remain-nameless characteristic style characteristic warmth characteristically complex characteristically complex Tom Clancy thriller characteristically engorged characteristically engorged and characteristically engorged and sloppy characteristically startling visual style characteristically startling visual style and characteristically startling visual style and an almost palpable sense of intensity characterization , humor characterization , poignancy , and intelligence characterizations to be mildly amusing characterized as robotic sentiment characterizes better hip-hop clips and is content to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago characterizing how people from such diverse cultures share the same human and spiritual needs characters and WWF mentality characters are both overplayed and exaggerated characters drop their pants for laughs and not the last time characters idiots characters of the year characters of the year . characters ramble characters so unsympathetic characters that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life characters who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil characters who are nearly impossible to care about characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior characters who illuminate mysteries of sex , duty and love characters who think and talk about their goals , and are working on hard decisions characters worthy of its strong cast charge money for this ? charge money for this ? ' charged charged , but ultimately lacking in substance , not to mention dragged down by a leaden closing act charged , but ultimately lacking in substance , not to mention dragged down by a leaden closing act . charged music to the ears of Cho's fans charged music to the ears of Cho's fans . charged with loitering charged with loitering -- charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer charges charges full admission and gets charisma charisma and charisma and ability charisma and audacity charisma and chemistry charisma and menace charisma that you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book charismatic charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists charismatic Jackie Chan charismatic Roger charismatic and tragically charismatic charmer charismatic enough charismatic enough to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal charismatic star charismatic tough guy Vinnie Jones charitable charitable enterprise charitable it can only be seen as propaganda charles dickens could be so light-hearted charm charm , cultivation and devotion charm , cultivation and devotion to his people charm , cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent charm , generosity and diplomacy charm , wit and invention charm -- especially Allodi and Nolden -- charm all but charm all but the most cynical charm and charisma charm and good charm and heart charm factor charm or charm or personality charm or texture charm the paint off the wall ... charm to make it memorable charm to spare charmer charmers charming charming , charming , banter-filled comedy charming , funny and beautifully charming , funny and beautifully crafted import charming , quirky , original charming , quirky and leisurely charming , quirky and leisurely paced Scottish comedy charming , sometimes infuriating charming , thought-provoking New York fest charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon charming and charming and evoking charming and evoking little ditty charming and funny charming and funny story charming and hilarious charming and often affecting charming and often affecting journey charming and quirky charming but slight charming but slight comedy charming but slight tale charming chemistry charming in comedies like American Pie charming in comedies like American Pie and charming in comedies like American Pie and dead-on in Election charming moments charming movie charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists . charming old reel-to-reel recordings charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all charming or charming or angst-ridden charming performers charming quirks charming result charming results charming romantic comedy charming tale charming than in About a Boy charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark charming triumph charming yet charming yet poignant charming yet poignant tale charmingly charmless charmless and charmless and vacant charmless nonsense ensues charmless witch charms charms are immediately apparent charred , somewhere northwest of the Bermuda Triangle charting the rise of hip-hop culture in general and the art of scratching ( or turntablism ) in particular chase to end all chases chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck chases for an hour and then chasing who chatty fish cheap cheap , B movie way cheap , graceless , hackneyed cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials cheap , ludicrous attempt cheap Hollywood tension cheap cliché cheap effects cheap hysterics cheap junk cheap junk and cheap junk and an insult to their death-defying efforts cheap knockoff cheap manipulation or corny conventions cheap porn cheap scam cheap shocks cheap trick cheap-looking cheap-looking monsters cheap-looking version cheap-looking version of Candid Camera cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set cheap-shot cheap-shot mediocrity cheapen cheapen the overall effect cheapen the overall effect . cheapened cheapened the artistry of making a film cheapening cheapening it cheapo cheapo animation cheapo animation ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) cheapo animation ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) , cheapo animation ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) , a complex sword-and-sorcery plot and characters who all have big round eyes and Japanese names cheat cheated cheated exactly cheatfully cheating cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . Too bad cheats on itself and retreats to comfortable territory . Too bad . check check it out check it out and form their own opinion check this one out check your brain check your brain at the door check your pulse . checking out for the performances alone checking their watches checkout cheeky cheer . cheer . Otherwise cheer . Otherwise , maybe cheer flick cheered cheered at just that cheerful cheerful , built to inspire the young people cheerful , built to inspire the young people , cheerful , built to inspire the young people , set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers and aside from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery cheerful Marcus Miller accordion\/harmonica\/banjo abomination cheerful enough cheerful enough but cheerful enough but imminently forgettable cheerfully cheerfully inconsequential cheering cheery cheery , down-to-earth cheery , down-to-earth film cheery and cheery and tranquil cheery and tranquil suburban life cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half cheese and underarm noises cheese-laced spectacles cheesier cheesier to cheesiest cheesiest cheesiness cheesy cheesy B-movie cheesy B-movie playing cheesy backdrops cheesy backdrops , cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and cheesy backdrops , ridiculous action sequences , and many tired jokes about men in heels cheesy coincidences cheesy coincidences and cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects cheesy commercialism cheesy dialogue cheesy effects cheesy effects and cheesy effects and a hoary plot cheesy fun cheesy fun factor cheesy old Godzilla flicks cheesy screenplay chelsea walls is a case of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe chelsea walls is a case of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe . chemistry galore chemistry or lack thereof chemists in 1949 cherished chicanery and self-delusion chick-flick slog chicken barely give a thought to the folks who prepare and deliver it chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight child abuse child acting child-centered , claustrophobic context childhood imagination childhood innocence childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice childish childish things childlike dimness childlike dimness and childlike smile children children's ' song children's entertainment , superhero comics children's entertainment , superhero comics , children's entertainment , superhero comics , and Japanese animation children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death children and ostensible adults children behave like adults and everyone children deserve better than Pokemon 4Ever . children should enjoy children smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film chill chilling chilling , and affecting chilling , and affecting study chilling , unnerving film chilling advantage chilling and fascinating chilling and fascinating as Philippe Mora's modern Hitler-study chilling and heart-warming chilling but quite human chilling but quite human Berling chilling movie chilling style chilling tale chillingly chillingly effective chills and sustained chilly , clinical lab report chilly , remote , emotionally distant piece chilly poetry chimes in on the grieving process and chimes in on the grieving process and strangely draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss chimes in on the grieving process and strangely draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss . chimps , lots of chimps , chipper chitchat that only self-aware neurotics engage in chloroform-soaked cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin choirs at the same time , which is a pretty amazing accomplishment choirs at the same time , which is a pretty amazing accomplishment . choke choke a horse -- choke a horse -- or choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter chokes chokes on . chokes on its own self-consciousness chokes on its own self-consciousness . chokes the energy right out of the very audience it seeks to frighten choking on its own conceit choking sense chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back chomp on jumbo ants , pull an arrow out of his back , and choose the Cliff-Notes over reading a full-length classic choose to interpret the film's end as hopeful or optimistic choose to see it choose to skip it chooses his words carefully chooses to produce something that is ultimately suspiciously familiar . choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary choppiness choppy choppy , surface-effect feeling choppy and choppy and sloppy choppy and sloppy affair choppy ending choppy recycling chopsocky chore chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead choreographed chosen a fascinating subject matter chouraqui brings documentary-like credibility to the horrors of the killing field and the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing . chronically chronically mixed signals chronicle not only of one man's quest to be president , but of how that man single-handedly turned a plane full of hard-bitten , cynical journalists into what was essentially , by campaign's end , an extended publicity department . chronicles Seinfeld's return to stand-up comedy after the wrap of his legendary sitcom , chronicles Seinfeld's return to stand-up comedy after the wrap of his legendary sitcom , alongside wannabe comic Adams ' attempts to get his shot at the big time chronicles Seinfeld's return to stand-up comedy after the wrap of his legendary sitcom , alongside wannabe comic Adams ' attempts to get his shot at the big time . chuckle chuckles churlish churn out one mediocre movie churn out one mediocre movie after another churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile churns up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action cigarette smoke cine cine de entretenimiento puro y sin complejos cinema's directorial giants cinema's finest cinema's finest this year cinema's finest this year . cinema's inability to stand in for true , lived experience cinema's most idiosyncratic form cinema's most idiosyncratic form instead of one of its most predictable cinema at its finest cinema at its finest . cinema classic cinema fans cinema history as the only movie ever cinema history as the only movie ever in which the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. cinema mad , set-piece mad , style mad . cinema mad , set-piece mad , style mad . It's a beautiful madness cinema master class . cinemantic flair cinematic cinematic alchemy cinematic appeal cinematic art cinematic bon bons cinematic car wreck cinematic corpse cinematic deception cinematic disaster cinematic experience cinematic flotsam cinematic fluidity and sense cinematic gymnast cinematic high crime , one that brings military courtroom dramas down very cinematic high crime , one that brings military courtroom dramas down very , cinematic in scope cinematic innovation cinematic intoxication cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama , cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama , tastelessness cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama , tastelessness and cinematic intoxication , a wildly inventive mixture of comedy and melodrama , tastelessness and swooning elegance cinematic knack cinematic milestone cinematic perfection cinematic poem cinematic poet cinematic poet of the workplace cinematic poetry cinematic pollution cinematic postcard cinematic punishment cinematic razzle-dazzle cinematic ride cinematic sin cinematic sleeping pill cinematic tone poem cinematic touchstone cinematic tragedies cinematically powerful cinematography and exhilarating cinematography and exhilarating point-of-view shots cinematography and exhilarating point-of-view shots and cinematography and exhilarating point-of-view shots and fewer slow-motion ` grandeur ' shots cinematography and exhilarating point-of-view shots and fewer slow-motion ` grandeur ' shots and cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional narrative cintas que pecan de pretenciosas y que resultan totalmente banales circa circles around her better known co-star , Mark Wahlberg circularity itself indicated profundity city by the sea would slip under the waves city by the sea would slip under the waves . civil disobedience , anti-war movements and the power of strong voices claim to express warmth and longing claims to sort the bad guys from the good , which is its essential problem claims to sort the bad guys from the good , which is its essential problem . clamoring for another ride clanging film references that make Jay and Silent Bob's Excellent Adventure seem understated clarify , and comfort clarify , and comfort . clarity clarity and clarity and audacity clarity and deeply clarity and emotional clashes clashing cultures and clashing with each other class bores class resentment class reunion mixer class warfare classic classic ' classic . classic Disney adaptation classic French nuance classic Ladies and Gentlemen , The Fabulous Stains classic cinema classic cinema served up with heart and humor classic dramas classic fairy tale classic films classic low-budget film noir movie classic moral-condundrum drama : What would you have done to survive ? classic mother\/daughter struggle classic movie franchise classic satire classic story classic text classic theater piece classical classical actress classical dramatic animated feature classical familiarity classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both classified as a movie-industry satire classified as one of those ` alternate reality ' classify as it is hard to resist classism classism , and ignorance classy classy , sprightly spin classy dinner soiree classy item claustrophic , suffocating and chilly claustrophobic claustrophobic and unpleasant claustrophobic concept claustrophobic context clean clean , kid-friendly outing clean fun clean-cut clean-cut Dahmer clean-cut Dahmer ( Jeremy Renner ) and fiendish acts that no amount of earnest textbook psychologizing can bridge . cleaner cleaner , and deeper cleansing clear and reliable clear and reliable an authority clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions clear of reminding yourself that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies clear of reminding yourself that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies . clear passion clear point clear sense clear the filmmakers weren't sure where they wanted their story to go clear the filmmakers weren't sure where they wanted their story to go , clear the filmmakers weren't sure where they wanted their story to go , and clear the filmmakers weren't sure where they wanted their story to go , and even more clear that they lack the skills to get us to this undetermined destination clear-cut clear-cut hero clear-eyed boldness and quiet irony clear-eyed chronicle clear-eyed portrait clearer , more memorable clearly , great fun clearly a manipulative film clearly been made with affection and care clearly evident poverty and hardship clearly evident quality clearly hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . clearly see the world of our making . clearly well-intentioned clearly well-meaning clearly well-meaning and clearly well-meaning and sincere clears the cynicism right out clears the cynicism right out of you clears the cynicism right out of you . clever clever , clever , amusing and unpredictable clever , charming tale clever , offbeat clever , offbeat and clever , offbeat and even gritty enough clever adaptation clever and clever and captivating clever and captivating romantic comedy clever and cutting clever and cutting , quick and dirty look clever and funny clever and insightful clever and subtle clever and suspenseful clever and unexpected clever and unflinching in its comic barbs clever and unflinching in its comic barbs , clever and unflinching in its comic barbs , slap her clever and unflinching in its comic barbs , slap her is a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up clever and unflinching in its comic barbs , slap her is a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up . clever and very satisfying clever and very satisfying picture clever angle clever angle ! Wow clever bits clever blend clever but veers clever but veers into overkill clever by about nine-tenths clever caper movie clever concept clever credits roll clever crime comedy clever dialogue and likeable characters clever enough clever enough to sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own clever exercise clever idea clever ideas clever ideas and clever ideas and visual gags clever in spots clever makeup design clever moments clever moments and biting dialogue clever plot contrivances clever pseudo-bio clever script clever scripting solutions clever sight gags clever sight gags scattered about , but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust clever ways clever ways of capturing inner-city life during the Reagan years clever writing cleverer cleverer , better written cleverer , better written and cleverer , better written and of considerable cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film cleverest cleverly cleverly captures the dry wit that's so prevalent on The Rock cleverly constructed cleverly constructed scenario cleverly probes the cross-cultural differences between Gauls and Yanks . cleverly worked out cleverly written cleverness cleverness , wit or clich cliche cliche pileup cliche with little new added . cliche-bound cliche-bound epic-horror yarn cliche-drenched cliche-drenched melodrama cliche-ridden cliche-ridden film cliche-riddled cliche-riddled but cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller cliched cliched and cliched and clunky cliched and contrived cliched and contrived that it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects cliched dialogue cliched dialogue and cliched dialogue and perverse escapism cliched dialogue and perverse escapism a source of high hilarity cliched dialogue rip cliched or meaningless cliched or meaningless roles cliched to hardened indie-heads cliches , painful improbability cliches , painful improbability and cliches , painful improbability and murky cliches and cliches and pabulum cliches and pat cliches and pat storytelling cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter cliches whose lives are never fully explored cliché and foreshadowing cliché-laden cliché-laden screenplay cliché-riddled cliché-riddled genre clichéd clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy clichéd and clichéd and shallow clichéd and shallow cautionary tale clichéd to a fault clichéd white-trash situation imaginable clichés clichés , clichés , depression and clichés , depression and bad alternative music clichés . clichés and a dim clichés and borrowed images clichés and mawkish dialogue clichés and sneering humor clichés and telegraphed episodes smell of old soap opera clients climactic climactic burst climactic setpiece climate climax climax and , worst of all clinch him this year's Razzie cling to the edge of your seat cling to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense clinical , clinical , detached clinical , detached , clinical , detached , uninvolving clinical and poetic clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat clips of a film that are still looking for a common through-line cloaked in gross-out gags cloaked in the euphemism ` urban drama clobbering the audience clobbering the audience over the head clocks in at 80 minutes , but feels twice as long clocks in at 80 minutes , but feels twice as long . clone-gag close its characters ' emotional wounds close look close to being exciting close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good close to hitting a comedic or satirical target close to losing my lunch close to pro-Serb propaganda . close to pro-serb propaganda close to real life close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films close-to-solid closed closed-off nationalist reality closely matched the spirit of a man and his work closer in quality closer than many movies closer to any actress I can remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form closer to the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel closer to the mark clothed in excess layers of hipness clotted clotted with heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long clown clothes cloying messages cloying messages and irksome characters cloying or preachy clue you in on how bad the movie is clue you in that something's horribly wrong clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will clueless clueless and clueless and inept cluelessness clumsily clumsily manufactured exploitation flick clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs clumsily plotted clumsily staged violence overshadows everything , including most of the actors . clumsiness clumsy clumsy and clumsy and rushed clumsy cliché clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard clumsy dialogue clumsy dialogue , clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set clumsy plotting clunk-on-the-head clunk-on-the-head that suggests the overtime someone put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept clunker clunker . clunkiness clunky clunky TV-movie clunky TV-movie approach clunky on the screen clunky tv-movie clutches his chest clutchy clutchy , indulgent and pretentious co-stars co-winner co-writer\/director Peter Jackson's expanded vision co-writers Lisa Bazadona and Grace Woodard coarse and stupid coarse and stupid gross-out coarseness and banality coasting . There are a few modest laughs cobbled together a film that feels like a sugar high gone awry cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments cobbled together out of older movies cockamamie cocktail cocky energy cocky energy , his passion and class consciousness ; we need his shticks codswallop coffee cogent point cogent story-telling and visual clarity cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences coherent coherent , believable story coherent dialogue coherent rhythm coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film cohesive cohesive story coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this cold cold , cold , bliss-less work cold , calculated exercise cold , grey cold , grey , antiseptic cold , grey , antiseptic and cold , grey , antiseptic and emotionally desiccated cold , oddly colorful and just plain otherworldly cold , oddly colorful and just plain otherworldly , a freaky bit of art that's there to scare while we delight in the images cold and dead cold and dreary weather cold and wet like I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear cold blanket cold fish cold have been cold light cold movie cold porridge cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump cold vengefulness cold-fish cold-hearted cold-hearted curmudgeon cold-hearted snake Petrovich cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance coldly coldly self-interested collapse collapses collapses into an inhalant blackout collapses into an inhalant blackout , maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway collapses like an overcooked souffl collapses like an overcooked soufflé collapses like an overcooked soufflé . collapses on its shaky foundation collapses on its shaky foundation despite the best efforts of director Joe Carnahan collapses on its shaky foundation despite the best efforts of director Joe Carnahan . collapses when Mr . Taylor tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush . collapses when Mr. Taylor tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush collapses when Mr. Taylor tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush . collectible . collectible . What parents will suspect is that they're watching a 76-minute commercial collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell collective collective heart attack collective memory collectively stellar performance college college education college keg party collision color , music , and dance that only the most practiced curmudgeon could fail to crack a smile at color and creativity colorful colorful , action-filled crime story colorful , dramatized PBS program colorful , joyous celebration colorful , semimusical colorful , vibrant introduction colorful action farce colorful and colorful and controversial colorful bio-pic colorful characters colorful event colorful look colorful set pieces colorful world colorfully colorfully wrapped up in his own idiosyncratic strain of kitschy goodwill . colors and prankish comedy colors the picture in some evocative shades colors the picture in some evocative shades . colour and depth , colour and depth , and colour and depth , and rather a good time com is so rambling and disconnected it never builds any suspense coma coma-like state comatose comatose ballerinas combat hell combatants combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . combined scenes of a Japanese monster flick with canned shots of Raymond Burr commenting on the monster's path of destruction combined with a tinge of understanding for her actions combined with indoctrinated prejudice combined with so much first-rate talent combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture combined with stunning animation combined with stunning animation . combined with the humor and intelligence of the script combined with the misconceived final 5 combines The Blues Brothers and Almost Famous ( but with bears , and a G rating ) , with an excruciating dollop of Disney sentimentality mixed in for good measure combines The Blues Brothers and Almost Famous ( but with bears , and a G rating ) , with an excruciating dollop of Disney sentimentality mixed in for good measure . combines psychological drama , sociological reflection , and high-octane thriller combines psychological drama , sociological reflection , and high-octane thriller . combines the enigmatic features of ` Memento ' combines the enigmatic features of ` Memento ' with the hallucinatory drug culture of ` Requiem for a Dream combines the enigmatic features of ` Memento ' with the hallucinatory drug culture of ` Requiem for a Dream . combines two surefire , beloved genres combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise combustible mixture come , already having been recycled more times than I'd care to count come across like nothing more come across like nothing more than a glorified Nike ad come along for an integral part of the ride come along that are as intelligent , exuberant , and moving as Monsoon Wedding come along that turns me into that annoying specimen of humanity that I usually dread encountering the most - The Fanboy come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary come as they may , Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick come as they may , Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick . come away from his film overwhelmed , come away from his film overwhelmed , hopeful and , perhaps paradoxically , illuminated come away from his film overwhelmed , hopeful and , perhaps paradoxically , illuminated . come away hating the second one come away thinking not only that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about and that maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another come away thinking not only that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about and that maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another . come away wishing , though , that the movie spent a lot less time trying to make a credible case for reports from the afterlife and a lot more time on the romantic urgency that's at the center of the story come away with a greater knowledge of the facts of Cuban music come away with a sense of his reserved but existential poignancy come by once in a while with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace come close to justifying the hype that surrounded its debut at the Sundance Film Festival two years ago come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films come closer than anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s come during that final , beautiful scene come even easier . come from Philippe , who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest , and Sarandon , who couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron . come from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc come from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc . Reyes ' word processor come from a family that eats , meddles , argues , laughs , kibbitzes and fights together come from an animated-movie screenwriting textbook come from seeing former nymphette Juliette Lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named Minnie and watching Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell come from seeing former nymphette Juliette Lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named Minnie and watching Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell . come from the script's insistence come from the script's insistence on providing deep emotional motivation for each and every one of Abagnale's antics come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note come off as pantomimesque sterotypes come off as pantomimesque sterotypes . come off too amateurish and awkward come on . Like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away come on . Like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away . come out feeling strangely unsatisfied come out feeling strangely unsatisfied . come out feeling strangely unsatisfied . You'll feel like you ate a Reeses without the peanut butter come out in various wet T-shirt and shower scenes come perilously close to being Amoses and Andys for a new generation come perilously close to being Amoses and Andys for a new generation . come readily come to Earth come to believe that Nachtwey hates the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals come to care about the main characters come to expect , including the assumption that '' crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' come to learn -- as many times as we have fingers to count on -- Jason is a killer who doesn't know the meaning of the word ` quit . ' come to life come to looking through a photographer's viewfinder as he works come to love come to term an '' ambitious failure come to term an `` ambitious failure come up with a better script come up with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept come up with an original idea for a teen movie come up with one cogent point , unless it's that life stinks , especially for sensitive married women who really love other women come up with something even quasi-original , when you can pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED come up with something even quasi-original , when you can pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED ? come when various characters express their quirky inner selves come with the warning come with the warning '' For serious film buffs only come with the warning `` comeback comedia comedic comedic agony comedic bliss comedic employment comedic grand comedic grand larceny comedic moments comedic writing comedically labored comedies to hit the screen in years comedy comedy , caper thrills comedy , caper thrills and comedy , caper thrills and quirky romance comedy Death comedy and comedy and even dimmer characters comedy and melodrama comedy ensemble comedy fare comedy genre comedy goes comedy only half as clever as it thinks it is comedy since Being John Malkovich comedy special comedy spectacle comedy that also asks its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives comedy that is warm , inviting , and surprising comedy that is warm , inviting , and surprising . comedy that takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women comedy to evoke surprising poignance comedy to start a reaction comedy with a serious exploration of ego and jealousy comedy-deficient , B-movie comedy\/thriller . comes comes a similarly morose and humorless horror movie that , although flawed , is to be commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness comes across , rather unintentionally , comes across as both shallow and dim-witted comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` what's the point ? ' comes across as darkly funny , energetic , and surprisingly gentle comes across as lame and sophomoric comes across as lame and sophomoric in this debut indie feature comes across as lame and sophomoric in this debut indie feature . comes across as pretty dull and wooden comes across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited comes across as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer comes across as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer . comes across more as a sketch for a full-length comedy comes across rather too plainly as allegory comes alive comes alive as its own fire-breathing entity in this picture comes alive as its own fire-breathing entity in this picture . comes alive under the attention from two strangers in town comes alive when poor Hermocrates and Leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours comes along every day comes along only occasionally comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , gutsy and perfectly comes along that confirms one's worse fears about civilization as we know it comes along that confirms one's worse fears about civilization as we know it . comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement comes along that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement . comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I . comes at film with bracing intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary comes at film with bracing intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary . comes away exhilarated comes close to hitting a comedic or satirical target comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films comes closer to any actress I can remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form comes closer to any actress I can remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form . comes closer to the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't comes down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't . comes far closer than many movies comes far closer than many movies to expressing the way many of us live -- someplace between consuming self-absorption and insistently demanding otherness comes far closer than many movies to expressing the way many of us live -- someplace between consuming self-absorption and insistently demanding otherness . comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids comes from a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor comes from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor comes from its soul's - eye view of how well-meaning patronizing masked a social injustice , at least as represented by this case comes from the brave , uninhibited performances comes from the brave , uninhibited performances by its lead actors comes from the brave , uninhibited performances by its lead actors . comes from the heart comes from the heart . comes in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile comes into its own comes into its own in the second half . comes into sharp focus comes not from any cinematic razzle-dazzle but from its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting comes not from any cinematic razzle-dazzle but from its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting . comes off as a kingdom more mild than wild comes off as a kingdom more mild than wild . comes off as a pale successor comes off as a pale successor . comes off as a touching , transcendent love story comes off as a touching , transcendent love story . comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness . comes off as annoying rather than charming comes off as big comes off as emotionally manipulative and sadly imitative of innumerable past Love Story derisions . comes off as insultingly simplistic comes off as only occasionally satirical and never fresh comes off as only occasionally satirical and never fresh . comes off as self-parody . comes off as so silly that you wouldn't be surprised if BA , Murdock and rest of the A-Team were seen giving chase in a black and red van comes off as so silly that you wouldn't be surprised if BA , Murdock and rest of the A-Team were seen giving chase in a black and red van . comes off like a Hallmark commercial comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break comes off like a particularly amateurish episode of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break . comes off like a rejected ABC Afterschool Special comes off like a rejected ABC Afterschool Special , freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class ... Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . comes off winningly comes off winningly , comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be comes only comes out looking like something wholly original comes out on video comes perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good comes perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good . comes replete with a flattering sense of mystery and quietness comes the first lousy Guy Ritchie imitation comes the first lousy Guy Ritchie imitation . comes through all too painfully in the execution comes to dreaming up romantic comedies comes to life in the performances . comes to mind : So why is this so boring ? comes to no good comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries . comes to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries . ' comes to the characters and writing ... but works its way underneath the skin like few movies comes together comes together as a coherent whole comes together as a coherent whole . comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment comes up shorter than Britney's cutoffs comes up shorter than Britney's cutoffs . comes up with a kind of art-house gay porn film comes when the credits finally roll and you get to leave the theater . comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won . comfort comfort and familiarity comfort food comfort food for the mind comfort in familiarity comfortable comfortable enough comfortable enough in her own skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique comfortable niche comfortably comfortably into her skin comforted comforted by the way it deals with big issues like death and destiny comforting comforting fantasies comfy comic Adams ' attempts comic barbs comic chiller comic elements comic embarrassment comic energy comic face comic fan comic gem comic moments comic parody and pulp melodrama , this smart-aleck movie ... tosses around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life comic possibilities comic potential comic relief comic scenes fly comic set comic skill comic slugfest comic sparks comic touch comic voice comic-strip characters comical comically comically adept ensemble comically dismal social realism comin ' at ya -- as if fearing that his film is molto superficiale coming , as before , from the incongruous but chemically perfect teaming of Crystal and De Niro coming apart at its seams coming away with your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms coming back from Stock Character camp coming back to the achingly unfunny Phonce and his several silly subplots coming close to bowling you over coming down off of Miramax's deep shelves after a couple of aborted attempts , coming down off of Miramax's deep shelves after a couple of aborted attempts , Waking Up in Reno coming down off of Miramax's deep shelves after a couple of aborted attempts , Waking Up in Reno makes coming down off of Miramax's deep shelves after a couple of aborted attempts , Waking Up in Reno makes a strong case for letting sleeping dogs lie coming down off of Miramax's deep shelves after a couple of aborted attempts , Waking Up in Reno makes a strong case for letting sleeping dogs lie . coming from a director beginning to resemble someone's crazy French grandfather coming from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout coming through in the end coming-of-age cliches coming-of-age comedy . coming-of-age drama coming-of-age film coming-of-age portrait coming-of-age romance coming-of-age theme commander-in-chief commanding commanding screen presence commands commands attention commands attention . commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . That's not vintage Spielberg and that , finally , is minimally satisfying commands interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . That's not vintage Spielberg and that , finally , is minimally satisfying . commands the screen commands the screen , commands the screen , using his frailty to suggest the ravages of a life of corruption and ruthlessness commands the screen , using his frailty to suggest the ravages of a life of corruption and ruthlessness . commendable commended for its straight-ahead approach commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness commended for taking a fresh approach to familiar material commercial yet inventive commercial yet inventive filmmaker commercialism all in the same movie commercialism all in the same movie ... without neglecting character development for even one minute committed committed dumbness committed performances committed to film committed to growth in his ninth decade common sense common sense flies out the window , along with the hail of bullets , none of which ever seem to hit Sascha . common through-line common with Piesiewicz's and Kieslowski's earlier work , commonly communal spirit communicate the truth of the world communicate the truth of the world around him communicates a great deal in his performance communicates a great deal in his performance . communicates something community-college advertisement companion companion piece companionable companionship company once again dazzle and delight us comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir comparative comparative accuracy comparatively sane and healthy compare to the brilliant original compare to the wit , humor and snappy dialogue of the original compared to the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction compared to the usual , more somber festival entries , Davis ' highly personal brand of romantic comedy is a tart , smart breath of fresh air compassion , compassion , good-natured compassion , good-natured humor compassion , sacrifice , compassion , sacrifice , and Christian love compassion and mercy compassionate compassionate drama compassionate spirit compassionately compassionately explores the seemingly irreconcilable situation between conservative christian parents and their estranged gay and lesbian children compassionately portrayed compatible compelled to watch the film twice or pick up a book on the subject compelling compelling , amusing and unsettling compelling , damaged characters compelling , damaged characters who we want to help -- or hurt compelling , gut-clutching piece compelling , provocative and prescient compelling , provocative and prescient viewing compelling French psychological drama compelling Spanish film compelling Wiseman epic compelling ` compelling ` who wrote it ' in which the reputation of the most famous author who ever lived comes into question compelling ` who wrote it ' in which the reputation of the most famous author who ever lived comes into question . compelling allegory compelling anatomy compelling anatomy of grief and compelling anatomy of grief and the difficult process of adapting to loss compelling and compelling and brilliantly compelling and even original compelling and heartfelt compelling and horrifying compelling and horrifying story compelling as an intense , brooding character study compelling as it is exotic compelling as it is exotic , compelling as it is exotic , fast runner compelling as it is exotic , fast runner has a plot that rivals shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder compelling as it is exotic , fast runner has a plot that rivals shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder . compelling character compelling characters compelling characters and compelling characters and intelligent script compelling coming-of-age drama compelling dramatic compelling dramatic means compelling enough compelling film . compelling historical tale compelling in its fatalist worldview compelling in its fatalist worldview . compelling investigation compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight compelling journey compelling look compelling mix compelling motion compelling new material compelling or compelling or comprehensible narrative compelling piece compelling plot compelling plots compelling portrait compelling pre-WWII drama compelling quest compelling slice compelling story compelling story to tell compelling storyline compelling supporting characters compelling yarn compellingly compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering compels compensate for corniness and cliche compensate for its incessant coarseness and banality compensate for the movie's failings compensated in large part by the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the outlandishness of the idea itself competence competent competent , competent , unpretentious competent , unpretentious entertainment competent but competent but unremarkable competent direction competent enough filmmaker competent performers competent performers from movies , television and the theater competently competitive complain complain all the time complain all the time about seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again complain that ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore complaining complaining when a film clocks in around 90 minutes these days complaint complaints I might have complejos complete complete and utter complete and utter lack complete blank complete denial about his obsessive behavior complete failure complete lack complete mess complete misses complete moron complete shambles complete wash complete waste complete with blade-thin characters complete with blade-thin characters and complete with blade-thin characters and terrible , pun-laden dialogue complete with loads of CGI and bushels of violence , but not a drop complete with receding hairline , weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice complete with trouble and hope completed the day completely contradicts everything Kieslowski's work aspired to , including the condition of art completely crass and forgettable completely crass and forgettable movie completely deadpan completely delightful completely empty completely empty entertainment completely enlightening completely familiar completely forgettable completely forgotten completely honest completely honest , completely honest , open-hearted completely honest , open-hearted film completely inane completely joyful completely lacking in chills completely loses its creepy menace . completely loveable completely misses its emotions completely numbing completely predictable completely predictable plot completely ridiculous completely satisfying completely serviceable and quickly forgettable completely transfixes the audience . completely void completely wreaked completes a Good Will Hunting trilogy that was never planned complex complex , complex , laden with plenty of baggage and complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones complex , politically charged tapestry complex , unpredictable character complex and honest complex and important complex and important film complex and quirky complex and quirky , complex and quirky , but complex and quirky , but entirely believable complex characters complex characters -- sometimes tender , complex enough complex enough to hold our interest complex from the start -- and , refreshingly , stays that way complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment complex portrait of a modern Israel complex portrait of a modern Israel that is rarely seen on-screen complex story complex than its sunny disposition complex than your average film complexities complexity complexity . Nothing complexity to its not-so-stock characters complexity to its not-so-stock characters . complicated and derivative complicated characters complicated enough to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out complicated plotting and banal dialogue complicated to sustain involvement , and , if you'll excuse a little critical heresy , too intellectually ambitious complications complications , close calls and double-crosses compliment compliment to say that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality composed delivery composed of snappy patter and pseudo-sophisticated cultural observations composed of snappy patter and pseudo-sophisticated cultural observations , while the remainder ... would be more at home on a daytime television serial composed or edited comprehend it comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them comprehensible comprehensive and provocative comprehensive and provocative film compressed characterisations compressed characterisations and for its profound humanity compressed into an evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream of consciousness compressed into an evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream of consciousness . comprise a powerful and reasonably fulfilling gestalt comprise a powerful and reasonably fulfilling gestalt . compromise is the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people compromise with reality enough to become comparatively sane and healthy compromised and compromised and sad compromising that complexity compulsively watchable computer game computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music computer-generated cold fish comradeship comradeship and comradeship and community con con job conceal that there's nothing resembling a spine here conceit conceited conceited pap conceivable conceivable mistake conceive of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs concentrates far too much concentrates far too much on the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between Chan and Hewitt concentrates far too much on the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between Chan and Hewitt . concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway concentrating on the elements of a revealing alienation among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation concentration concept doofus conceptual feat concerned about the future of an elderly , mentally handicapped family member . concerned with Sade's ideas than with his actions concerned with aggrandizing madness , not the man concession stand and\/or restroom conciliatory tone that Three Seasons achieved but loses its way in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn concocted concrete story concrete story and definitive answers condensation condescending condescending and condescending stereotypes condescension from every pore . confection that's pure entertainment confection that's pure entertainment . confessions is without a doubt a memorable directorial debut from king hunk confessions is without a doubt a memorable directorial debut from king hunk . confidence confident confident , richly confident , richly acted , emotionally devastating piece confident enough confident enough to handle subtlety confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye confident filmmaking confident filmmaking and confident filmmaking and a pair of fascinating performances confidently confidently orchestrated confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually confined confined and confined and dark spaces confines himself to shtick and sentimentality confines himself to shtick and sentimentality -- confines himself to shtick and sentimentality -- the one bald and the other sloppy . confining confirmation confirms Fincher's status as a film maker who artfully bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight confirms Fincher's status as a film maker who artfully bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight . confirms Lynne Ramsay as an important , original talent in international cinema confirms Lynne Ramsay as an important , original talent in international cinema . confirms Tezuka's status as both the primary visual influence confirms Tezuka's status as both the primary visual influence on the animé tradition and its defining philosophical conscience . confirms her power confirms her power once again conflict conflict with itself conflicted emotions that carries it far above conflicted emotions that carries it far above ... conflicting conflicts confront it confront what's possible confrontational confrontational stance confrontations confused confused , and totally disorientated confused in Death to Smoochy confused mediocrity confused when it came time to get to the heart of the movie confuses confuses the mere flashing of kinky soft-core imagery with naughty fun confuses the mere flashing of kinky soft-core imagery with naughty fun . confusing confusing and horrifying confusing and horrifying vision confusing melange confusing on one level or another confusing on one level or another , confusing on one level or another , making Ararat far more demanding than it needs to be confusing sexual messages confusion and confusion and hatred confusion and pain congratulate himself for having the guts to confront it conjure proper respect conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects conjured up a multilayered work that tackles any number of fascinating issues conjured up more coming-of-age stories conjured up more coming-of-age stories than seem possible conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming conjures a Lynch-like vision of the rotting underbelly of Middle America conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books conjures the magic of author J.K. Rowling's books conjures the past via surrealist flourishes so overwrought you'd swear he just stepped out of a Buñuel retrospective . conjures up the intoxicating fumes and emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt conjuring up a sinister , menacing atmosphere though unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head connect and express their love connect in a neat way connect is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes connect with on any deeper level connect with one demographic while connected to this movie connecting connection and concern connection or identification frustratingly connects connects on a visceral level that transcends language connects on a visceral level that transcends language . conned conniving wit conquer all kinds of obstacles conquer all kinds of obstacles , conquer all kinds of obstacles , whether they be of nature , of man or of one another conquers consciously dumbed-down approach consciousness-raiser consciousness-raising conservative Christian parents conservative Christian parents and consider Blue Crush to be an intelligent film about young women consider a DVD rental instead consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps consider taking a child younger than middle school age to this wallow in crude humor consider taking a child younger than middle school age to this wallow in crude humor . consider that a good thing consider this a diss consider this a diss . Consider it ` perfection consider what New Best Friend does not have , beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay consider what New Best Friend does not have , beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay . considerable considerable achievement considerable aplomb considerable appeal considerable charm considerable force and truth considerable good cheer considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign considerable personal charm considerable potential considerable power considerable punch considerable skill and determination , considerable skill and determination , backed by sheer nerve considerable talents considerable wit considerably less ambitious considerably more considerably more scenery considerably more scenery with their acting than fire-breathing monsters barbecue with their breath considered a funny little film considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good considered as a possible successor considered as a possible successor to the best European directors considered career-best performances considering Barry's terrific performance considering some of the other dreck out considering some of the other dreck out there right now considering that Baird is a former film editor , the movie is rather choppy . considering the world's best cuisine consigned to the dustbin of history consistency consistent consistent embracing humanity consistent emotional conviction consistent with the messages espoused in the company's previous video work consistently amusing consistently amusing but consistently amusing but not as outrageous or funny consistently delightful consistently funny consistently funny , in an irresistible junior-high way , consistently funny , in an irresistible junior-high way , and consistently funny , in an irresistible junior-high way , and consistently free consistently funny . consistently funny . And educational consistently funny . And educational ! consistently intelligent consistently sensitive consistently sensitive and consistently sensitive and often exciting consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment consistently surprising consistently surprising , consistently surprising , easy consistently unimaginative consolation in afterlife communications conspicuous conspicuous success conspire to test Trekkie loyalty constant edge constant fits of laughter constant need to suddenly transpose himself into another character constant smiles constant smiles and constant smiles and frequent laughter constantly checking their watches constantly defies expectation constantly flows forwards and back , weaving themes among three strands which allow us to view events as if through a prism constantly frustrates our desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to constantly pulling the rug from underneath us constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense constantly taut ... reflecting the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score constantly unfulfilling constitutes cruelty constricted constrictive constrictive Eisenhower era construct a story construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest construct based on theory , sleight-of-hand , and ill-wrought hypothesis constructed a film so labyrinthine that it defeats his larger purpose constructed a remarkably coherent , horrifically vivid snapshot of those turbulent days constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas constructed from figure to backstory constructed this motion picture in such a way that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another constructed to convey a sense of childhood imagination constructs constructs a hilarious ode to middle America and middle age with this unlikely odyssey constructs a hilarious ode to middle America and middle age with this unlikely odyssey , constructs a hilarious ode to middle America and middle age with this unlikely odyssey , featuring a pathetic , endearing hero who is all too human constructs a hilarious ode to middle America and middle age with this unlikely odyssey , featuring a pathetic , endearing hero who is all too human . consumed and forgotten consumed by lust and love consumed by lust and love and crushed by betrayal that it conjures up the intoxicating fumes and emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt consumed by lust and love and crushed by betrayal that it conjures up the intoxicating fumes and emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt . consumerist ... studiously inoffensive and completely disposable consuming but impossible consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods consuming passion consuming self-absorption consummate consummate actor contains Jesse Ventura's best work since the XFL contains Jesse Ventura's best work since the XFL . contains almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and no more . contains few laughs and not much drama contains no good jokes , no good scenes , barely a moment when Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry rises above the level of embarrassment contains no good jokes , no good scenes , barely a moment when Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry rises above the level of embarrassment . contains no wit , only labored gags contains no wit , only labored gags . contains some hefty thematic material on time , death , eternity , and what contains some thrilling moments contains very few laughs and even less surprises contains very few laughs and even less surprises . contemplates a heartland so overwhelmed by its lack of purpose that it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama . contemplation contemplative contemplative , and contemplative , and sublimely beautiful contemplative , and sublimely beautiful . contemplative and contemplative film contemporary contemporary Chinese life that many outsiders will be surprised to know contemporary Chinese life this exciting new filmmaker has brought to the screen contemporary southern adolescence contempt contemptible contemptible imitator contemptuous of the single female population contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes contenders content content and narrative strength content to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool content to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago content with a clever pseudo-bio that manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life contentedly contentious configurations contest to see who can out-bad-act the other continually challenges perceptions of guilt and innocence , of good guys and bad , and asks continually challenges perceptions of guilt and innocence , of good guys and bad , and asks us continually challenges perceptions of guilt and innocence , of good guys and bad , and asks us whether a noble end can justify evil means continually raises the standard of her profession continue to impress continued good chemistry continues . continues her exploration of the outer limits of raunch with considerable brio continues her exploration of the outer limits of raunch with considerable brio . continues to baffle the faithful with his games of hide-and-seek . continues to cut a swathe through mainstream Hollywood , while retaining an integrity and refusing to compromise his vision continues to cut a swathe through mainstream Hollywood , while retaining an integrity and refusing to compromise his vision . continues to do interesting work continues to improve continues to improve . continues to mount a conspicuous effort to be profound continues to shock throughout the film continues to systematically destroy everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage continues to systematically destroy everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage . continuity errors contorting itself into an idea of expectation contradiction contradictions contradictory contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways contradictory things contradicts everything Kieslowski's work aspired to , including the condition of art contrasting and interlocking stories contrasting and interlocking stories about miserable Scandinavian settlers contrasting and interlocking stories about miserable Scandinavian settlers in 18th-century Canada , and yuppie sailboaters in the here and now contrasting the original Ringu with the current Americanized adaptation is akin to comparing The Evil Dead with Evil Dead II contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past contribute to a mood that's sustained through the surprisingly somber conclusion contribute to a mood that's sustained through the surprisingly somber conclusion . contributions contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play contrivances and overwrought emotion contrived , contrived , lame screenplay contrived , nonsensical and formulaic contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible contrived , overblown and tie-in contrived , overblown and tie-in ready contrived , unmotivated contrived , unmotivated , contrived , unmotivated , and contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive contrived , well-worn situations contrived and artificial contrived and exploitative for the art houses and too cynical , small and decadent for the malls contrived and exploitative for the art houses and too cynical , small and decadent for the malls . contrived and outlandish contrived and predictable contrived and secondhand contrived banter contrived nonsense contrived pastiche of caper clich s contrived pastiche of caper clich s . contrived plot points contrived plotting , contrived plotting , stereotyped characters contrived plotting , stereotyped characters and contrived plotting , stereotyped characters and Woo's over-the-top instincts as a director contrived sequels contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original contrived situations contrived to be as naturally charming as it needs to be contriving contriving a climactic hero's death for the beloved-major contriving false , sitcom-worthy solutions control of both his medium and his message controlled , passionate adaptation of Graham Greene's 1955 novel controlled , passionate adaptation of Graham Greene's 1955 novel . controlled display of murderous vulnerability ensures that malice has a very human face . controversial controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic hero controversy convenient conventional , conventional , but well-crafted conventional , but well-crafted film conventional , well-acted tale conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- to do the subject matter justice conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice conventional as a Nike ad conventional but heartwarming conventional but heartwarming tale conventional direction to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism conventional thriller conversation starter conversations '' holds its goodwill close , conversations '' holds its goodwill close , but is relatively slow to come to the point convert you -- or even keep your eyes open convey a sense of childhood imagination convey a strong sense of the girls ' environment convey a strong sense of the girls ' environment . convey a tiny sense of hope convey grief and hope convey more substance despite its repetitions and inconsistencies than do most films than convey the same kind of haughtiness in its own sketchy material conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable conveys both the pitfalls and the pleasures of over-the-top love conveys both the pitfalls and the pleasures of over-the-top love . conveys the heaving passion of Puccini's famous love-jealousy - murder-suicide fandango with great cinematic innovation conveys the heaving passion of Puccini's famous love-jealousy - murder-suicide fandango with great cinematic innovation . conveys the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists -- a captivating drama that will speak to the nonconformist in us all conveys the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists -- a captivating drama that will speak to the nonconformist in us all . conveys the shadow side of the 30-year friendship between two English women . convicted of nothing convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time convicted violent felons over those assigned to protect us from same convince almost everyone that it was put on the screen , just for them convince me that Calvin Jr .'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side convince the audience that these brats will ever be anything more than losers convince us of that all on their own convinced convinced I could keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation better than these British soldiers do at keeping themselves kicking convinced of its own brilliance convinced that these women are spectacular convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic convincing convincing and radiant convincing as this bland blank of a man with unimaginable demons convincing case convincing characters convincing dialogue convincing impersonation convincing intelligence convincing one convincing portrayal convincing way convincingly paints a specifically urban sense of disassociation here . convoluted convoluted melodrama convoluted plot cookie-cutter action scenes cookie-cutter movie cooks Conduct in a low , smoky and inviting sizzle cool cool , cool , and cool , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema cool , composed delivery cool , slick stuff cool , slick stuff , cool , slick stuff , ready to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters cool . cool . Paul Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool cool and cool and crowd-pleasing cool and crowd-pleasing as a documentary can get cool at others cool crime movie cool event cool jackets cool presence cool stuff cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X. cool visual backmasking cool visual backmasking ) coolness coordinated coordinated his own DV poetry coos beseechingly coos beseechingly at you cop flick cliches cop-out cop-out . cop-out . What happens to John Q ? cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults cope with the pesky moods of jealousy copout copycat copycat interpretations copyof cornball sequel corniest corniness and cliche corny corny conventions corny dialogue and preposterous moments corny examination corny sentimentality corny television corny visual puns corporate circus corpse correctly correctly , Wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice corrupt corrupt and hedonistic weasels corruption corruption and corruption and ruthlessness costly dud could be , by its art and heart , a necessary one could be , by its art and heart , a necessary one . could be a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot could be a passable date film could be a single iota worse ... could be a single iota worse ... a soulless hunk of exploitative garbage could be a single iota worse ... a soulless hunk of exploitative garbage . could be any flatter could be both an asset and a detriment . Those who trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr . De Niro could be considered a funny little film could be doing something else far more pleasurable could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . could be her breakthrough role could be her breakthrough role . could be intriguing could be looking at his 12th Oscar nomination by proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary could be looking at his 12th Oscar nomination by proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary . could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative could be more appropriate could be so flabby could be so light-hearted ? could be the most navel-gazing film ever . could be the worst film a man has made about women since Valley of the Dolls could be the worst film a man has made about women since Valley of the Dolls . could be the worst film a man has made about women since valley of the dolls could be the worst thing Soderbergh has ever done could be the worst thing Soderbergh has ever done . could be the worst thing to come out of National Lampoon since Class Reunion could be the worst thing to come out of national lampoon since class reunion could be this good could become a cult classic could become a historically significant work as well as a masterfully made one could benefit from a Three's Company-style laugh track could bond while watching A Walk To Remember . could bond while watching a walk to remember could change America , not only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment could change America , not only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment . could channel could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s could dredge up could easily be called the best Korean film of 2002 could easily be called the best Korean film of 2002 . could easily be dealing with right now in your lives could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time could easily mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time . could easily wait for your pay per view dollar could ever have hoped to be could fail to crack a smile at could fail to respond could feel my eyelids ... getting ... very ... heavy could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double could force you to scratch a hole in your head could force you to scratch a hole in your head . could hardly could hardly ask for more could hardly ask for more . could hate it for the same reason could hate it for the same reason . could have -- should have could have -- should have -- been allowed could have -- should have -- been allowed to stand on their own could have and should have been deeper could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip could have been a daytime soap opera could have been a more multifaceted look at this interesting time and place could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life could have been funnier and more innocent could have been made 40 years ago could have been much better could have been much stronger could have been right at home as a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic fails to arrive at any satisfying destination could have been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school could have been so much more could have easily become a cold , calculated exercise in postmodern pastiche winds up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking could have easily become a cold , calculated exercise in postmodern pastiche winds up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking . could have expected a little more human being , and a little less product . could have given audiences the time of day by concentrating on the elements of a revealing alienation among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation could have given audiences the time of day by concentrating on the elements of a revealing alienation among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation . could have guessed at the beginning could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . could have looked into my future and saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . Fortunately could have stopped watching long ago could have stopped watching long ago . could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , '' but could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and creates something more beautiful than either of those films could have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and creates something more beautiful than either of those films . could have turned this into an Argentine retread of `` Iris '' or `` American Beauty , could have turned this into an Argentine retread of `` Iris '' or `` American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and creates something more beautiful than either of those films could have turned this into an Argentine retread of `` Iris '' or `` American Beauty , '' but instead pulls a little from each film and creates something more beautiful than either of those films . could have used a little trimming could have used a little trimming -- 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . The only pain you'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub could have used a little trimming -- 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . The only pain you'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub . could have used my two hours better watching Being John Malkovich again could have used my two hours better watching Being John Malkovich again . could have used some informed , adult hindsight could have used some informed , adult hindsight . could have wrapped things up at 80 minutes could have written a more credible script , though with the same number of continuity errors could have written a more credible script , though with the same number of continuity errors . could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture could just feel the screenwriter at every moment ` Tap , tap , tap , tap , tapping away ' on this screenplay could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one could keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation better than these British soldiers do at keeping themselves kicking could lead a man across centuries could love Safe Conduct ( Laissez Passer ) for being a subtitled French movie that is 170 minutes long could make Deutchland a popular destination for hungry tourists could make Deutchland a popular destination for hungry tourists . could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice could make you weep couldn't couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron couldn't be more timely in its despairing vision of corruption within the Catholic establishment couldn't care less couldn't come up with a better script . couldn't find stardom if MapQuest emailed him point-to-point driving directions couldn't find stardom if MapQuest emailed him point-to-point driving directions . couldn't have been as dull a person as this film makes him out to be couldn't have been as dull a person as this film makes him out to be . couldn't have brought something fresher to the proceedings simply by accident couldn't have done any better in bringing the story of Spider-Man to the big screen couldn't have done any better in bringing the story of Spider-Man to the big screen . couldn't help being captivated by it couldn't help but couldn't help but feel the wasted potential of this slapstick comedy couldn't help but feel the wasted potential of this slapstick comedy . couldn't keep my attention couldn't make a guest appearance to liven things up couldn't pass an entrance exam couldn't pick the lint off Borg Queen Alice Krige's cape couldn't pick the lint off Borg Queen Alice Krige's cape ; couldn't pick the lint off Borg Queen Alice Krige's cape ; and couldn't possibly fictionalize and be believed couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out couldn't recommend this film more couldn't recommend this film more . couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away . couldn't stand to hear could nap for an hour and not miss a thing could nap for an hour and not miss a thing . could not be improved upon could not find a buyer to play it on the tube could not stand them could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans could pass for Mike Tyson's E ! True Hollywood Story could pass for a thirteen-year-old's book report on the totalitarian themes of 1984 and Farenheit 451 could possibly be more contemptuous of the single female population could possibly be more contemptuous of the single female population . could possibly make them less interesting than they already are could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre could prove to be another man's garbage could put it on a coffee table anywhere . could relish could rent the original and get the same love story and parable could restage the whole thing in your bathtub could restage the whole thing in your bathtub . could roll over and take a nap could say '' Thank God It's Friday '' could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' could say that it's slow at times could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker could stand alone could still use some more schooling could take me back to a time before I saw this movie could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it could touch anyone regardless of their familiarity with the sport could use more of : spirit , perception , conviction could very well clinch him this year's Razzie could very well clinch him this year's Razzie . could watch this movie and be so skeeved out that they'd need a shower could watch this movie and be so skeeved out that they'd need a shower . could work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent could young romantics out on a date coulda been better , but it coulda count for very little if the movie weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is count on count to five ( the film's target market ? ) countenance counter the crudity counter-cultural counter-cultural idealism and hedonistic creativity counterparts well counterparts well ... counting a few gross-out comedies I've been trying to forget counts heart as important as humor coupled with pitch-perfect acting coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . . courage '' courage '' pinned to its huckster lapel while a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back courage , tragedy and the little guys vs . courage , tragedy and the little guys vs . the big guys courage -- and complicity -- courage -- and complicity -- at Auschwitz courage and courage and dedication courage and happiness courage to knock on that door courage to wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion courageous courageous Molly Craig courageous Scottish lady courageousness course stultifyingly contrived court maneuvers courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us '' The Skulls '' and last year's '' Rollerball courtesy of John Pogue , the Yale grad who previously gave us `` The Skulls '' courting and courtroom movies , a few nifty twists that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis courtroom trial great fun cover its clunky dialogue and lapses cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas covered earlier and much better covering all the drama covers a lot of ground , perhaps too much , but covers a lot of ground , perhaps too much , but ties things together , neatly , by the end covers a lot of ground , perhaps too much , but ties things together , neatly , by the end . covers huge , heavy topics in a bland , surfacey way that doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people covers huge , heavy topics in a bland , surfacey way that doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people . covers just about every cliche in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz covers just about every cliche in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz . covers the same period as Kaufmann's '' Quills '' with more unsettlingly realistic results covers the same period as Kaufmann's '' Quills '' with more unsettlingly realistic results . covers the same period as Kaufmann's `` Quills '' with more unsettlingly realistic results covers this territory with wit and originality covers this territory with wit and originality , covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U . S . covers this territory with wit and originality , suggesting that with his fourth feature -- the first to be released in the U.S. cowardly cozy cozy feeling cozy or cozy or ingratiating crack a smile crack a smile at crack cast crack ensemble crack you up crack you up with her crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment cracked lunacy cracking up crackles cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements crafted crafted , crafted , and well crafted , and well executed crafted , engaging filmmaking that should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing crafted , engaging filmmaking that should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing . crafted a complicated hero who is a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings crafted a complicated hero who is a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings . crafted a deceptively casual ode crafted a deceptively casual ode to children and crafted a deceptively casual ode to children and managed to convey a tiny sense of hope crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies crafted an engaging fantasy of flavours and emotions , one part romance novel , one part recipe book crafted an intriguing story of maternal instincts and misguided acts of affection crafted and crafted and acted tale crafted but crafted but emotionally cold , a puzzle whose intricate construction one can admire but is difficult to connect with on any deeper level . crafted but ultimately hollow mockumentary crafted but ultimately hollow mockumentary . crafted film crafted here a worldly-wise and very funny script crafted import crafted meditation crafted meditation on mortality . crafted picture crafting crafting something promising from a mediocre screenplay is not one of them crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier crafts quite moving scenes crafts quite moving scenes throughout his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel crafts quite moving scenes throughout his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel . crafty crafty , energetic and smart crafty and crafty and intelligent cram earplugs cram too many ingredients cram too many ingredients into one small pot crammed with scenes and vistas and pretty moments cranked out on an assembly line cranked out on an assembly line to see if stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks cranky cranky adults crap crap is what I was expecting crap like this crap on a leash -- far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins crappola crappola radar crappy crappy movies crapulence crash 'em crash 'em - crash-and-bash crash-and-bash action crashing and banging where the salesmanship ends crass , contrived sequels crass , jaded crass , jaded movie types crass , jaded movie types and crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz crass , low-wattage crass , low-wattage endeavor crass , then gasp for gas , crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment crass and forgettable crass and insulting crass and insulting homage crass marketing crass-a-thons crassly crassly flamboyant crassly reductive craven crawl up your own \*\*\* crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment crawled crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs crawlies crawls along crawls along at a snail's pace craziness crazy , mixed-up films crazy confluence crazy work creaking creaking , rusty ship creamy depth creamy depth , and ultimate theme creamy filling create create a completely crass and forgettable movie create a completely numbing experience create a complex , unpredictable character create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch create a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* create a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* , create a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* , but also about dealing with regret and , ultimately , finding redemption create a ruffle in what is already an erratic career create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn create an underplayed melodrama about family dynamics and dysfunction that harks back to the spare , unchecked heartache of Yasujiro Ozu create and sustain create and sustain a mood create characters create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior create engaging characterizations in Imamura's lively and enjoyable cultural mix create engaging characterizations in Imamura's lively and enjoyable cultural mix . create images you wish you hadn't seen create some episodes that rival vintage Looney Tunes for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time create some episodes that rival vintage Looney Tunes for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time . create some pretty cool characters create something original create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows create ultimate thrills create ultimate thrills . Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance created SOLELY because it's a marketable product created a beautiful canvas created a breathtakingly assured and stylish work of spare dialogue and acute expressiveness created a brilliant motion picture created a film that one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history created a masterful piece of artistry created a masterful piece of artistry right here created a masterful work of art of their own created a monster created a monster but didn't know how to handle it created a monster but didn't know how to handle it . created a predictably efficient piece of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen , which , in this day and age , is of course the point created a provocative created a provocative , created a provocative , absorbing drama that reveals the curse of a self-hatred instilled by rigid social mores created a substantive movie created a substantive movie out created a substantive movie out of several cliched movie structures : the road movie , the coming-of-age movie , and the teenage sex comedy created a substantive movie out of several cliched movie structures : the road movie , the coming-of-age movie , and the teenage sex comedy . created a tour de force that is weird , wacky and wonderful created a wry , winning , if languidly paced , meditation on the meaning and value of family created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast created for the sole purpose of generating Oscar talk created such a vibrant , colorful world created whole new levels of ugly created whole new levels of ugly . creates a drama with such a well-defined sense of place and age -- as in , 15 years old -- creates a drama with such a well-defined sense of place and age -- as in , 15 years old -- that the torments and angst become almost as operatic to us as they are to her characters creates a drama with such a well-defined sense of place and age -- as in , 15 years old -- that the torments and angst become almost as operatic to us as they are to her characters . creates a film of near-hypnotic physical beauty creates a film of near-hypnotic physical beauty even as he tells a story as horrifying as any in the heart-breakingly extensive annals of white-on-black racism creates a film of near-hypnotic physical beauty even as he tells a story as horrifying as any in the heart-breakingly extensive annals of white-on-black racism . creates a fluid and mesmerizing sequence of images creates a fluid and mesmerizing sequence of images to match the words of Nijinsky's diaries creates a fluid and mesmerizing sequence of images to match the words of Nijinsky's diaries . creates a new threat for the MIB , but recycles the same premise creates a portrait of two strong men in conflict , creates a portrait of two strong men in conflict , inextricably entwined through family history creates a portrait of two strong men in conflict , inextricably entwined through family history , creates a portrait of two strong men in conflict , inextricably entwined through family history , each seeing himself in the other , neither liking what he sees creates a portrait of two strong men in conflict , inextricably entwined through family history , each seeing himself in the other , neither liking what he sees . creates a stunning , Taxi Driver-esque portrayal of a man teetering on the edge of sanity creates a stunning , Taxi Driver-esque portrayal of a man teetering on the edge of sanity . creates a visceral sense of its characters ' lives and conflicted emotions that carries it far above ... what could have been a melodramatic , Lifetime Channel-style anthology creates a visceral sense of its characters ' lives and conflicted emotions that carries it far above ... what could have been a melodramatic , Lifetime Channel-style anthology . creates a world that's at once surreal and disturbingly familiar ; absurd , yet tremendously sad creates a world that's at once surreal and disturbingly familiar ; absurd , yet tremendously sad . creates an eerie sense of not only being there at the time of these events creates an emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film whose bittersweet themes are reinforced creates an emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film whose bittersweet themes are reinforced and creates an emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film whose bittersweet themes are reinforced and brilliantly personified by Michel Piccoli creates an emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film whose bittersweet themes are reinforced and brilliantly personified by Michel Piccoli . creates an impeccable sense of place creates an impeccable sense of place , creates an impeccable sense of place , while Thurman and Lewis give what can easily be considered career-best performances creates an impeccable sense of place , while Thurman and Lewis give what can easily be considered career-best performances . creates an interesting dynamic creates an interesting dynamic with the members of this group , who live in the same apartment building creates an interesting dynamic with the members of this group , who live in the same apartment building . creates an outline for a role he still needs to grow into , a role that Ford effortlessly filled with authority . creates delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance creates images even more haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic creates images even more haunting than those in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic creates images even more haunting than those in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic . creates in Maelstrom a world where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical creates in Maelstrom a world where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical . creates sheerly cinematic appeal creates sheerly cinematic appeal . creates some effective moments of discomfort for character and viewer alike . creates something more beautiful than either of those films creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation creating an emotionally complex , dramatically satisfying heroine creating an intriguing species of artifice creating the characters who surround Frankie creating the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light creative creative , energetic and original creative , natural and ancient antidotes creative . creative act creative action creative animation work creative belly laughs creative composure creative contributions creative energy and wit to entertain all ages creative film creative forces creative fountainheads creative instincts creative interference creative mettle creative sequel creative storytelling creative team creative thought creative urge creatively creatively constructed from figure to backstory creatively stillborn creativity creativity , and fearlessness creativity at its peak credible credible account credible and remarkably mature credible case credible characters credible compassion credible gender-provoking philosophy credible performances credit for trying credited to Dennis Quaid , credited to Dennis Quaid , in fighting trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor credited to director Abdul Malik Abbott and Ernest ` Tron ' Anderson credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential credulous credulous , unassuming , subordinate credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects creep creep the living hell out of you creeped creeped me creeped me out creeped me out just fine creepiest conventions creepiness creeping creeping in others creeping into the second half creeps creeps into your heart creeps into your heart . creepy creepy , intermittently powerful study creepy , scary effectiveness creepy Egyptian demigod voice creepy and believable creepy and dead-on creepy and dead-on performance creepy and vague creepy atmosphere creepy by its '' men in a sardine can '' warped logic creepy crawlies creepy ideas creepy stories creepy turn creepy-crawly bug things creepy-crawly bug things that live only in the darkness creepy-scary creepy-scary thriller crematorium crematorium chimney fires and stacks of dead bodies cresting cribbed cried cried , not once cried , not once , but three times in this animated sweet film crime crime drama crime drama fare crime expertly crime movie equivalent crime thriller , quirky character study , third-rate romance and female empowerment fantasy crime-film complications crimes crimes against humanity criminal activity criminally badly acted cringe cringing cringing from the workout crippled crippled by poor casting . crippled children crisp , unaffected style crisp and crisp and purposeful crisp and purposeful without overdoing it crisp clarity crisp framing crisp framing , crisp framing , edgy camera work crisp framing , edgy camera work , crisp framing , edgy camera work , and crisp framing , edgy camera work , and wholesale ineptitude crisp professionalism crisp psychological drama crisp storytelling crisper and crisper and punchier critic-proof critical and commercial disaster critical backlash critical distance and a sad trust critical overkill critically insightful criticism critics afforded to Clint Eastwood in the lazy Bloodwork critics afforded to Clint Eastwood in the lazy Bloodwork . critics be damned . critics have come to term an '' ambitious failure critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development crock cross between Highlander and Lolita cross between XXX and Vertical Limit . cross swords with the best of them and cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure cross-country road trip cross-dressing cross-promotion crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) crossed with John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars , with zombies crosses the finish line winded but still game crossing-over crossing-over mumbo jumbo crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction crowd pleaser crowd-pleaser crowd-pleaser's crowd-pleaser that isn't above a little broad comedy and a few unabashedly sentimental tears crowd-pleasing crowd-pleasing goals crowdpleaser crucial role crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance crucifixion crude crude '70s throwback crude and unrelentingly exploitative crude film crude humor and vulgar innuendo crude storyline crude to serve the work especially well crudely crudely constructed crudely literal crudeness crudity crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza cruel cruel , misanthropic stuff cruel , misanthropic stuff with only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy cruel as it may sound cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy . cruel but weirdly likable cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron cruel story cruelly cruelly funny cruelly funny twist cruelly hilarious cruelly hilarious vein cruelly tormented cruelty and suffering crummy crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy crummy-looking videotape crush could be the worst film a man has made about women since valley of the dolls crush could be the worst film a man has made about women since valley of the dolls . crush each other crush each other under cars , throw each other out windows , electrocute and dismember their victims in full consciousness . crush it crush it forever crushed crushes crushes all the goodwill it otherwise develops crushes all the goodwill it otherwise develops . crushing disappointment crushingly depressing crushingly self-indulgent spectacle crusty cry for your money back crypt crystallize key plot moments crystallize key plot moments into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy crystallize key plot moments into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy . crème brûlée cuddly cuddly sequel cuisine and palatable presentation cult cult classic cult favorite cult film cultivated cultivation cultivation and cultural cultural , sexual and social discord cultural and economic subtext cultural and personal self-discovery cultural and personal self-discovery and cultural and personal self-discovery and a picaresque view cultural backgrounds and rhythmic ability want to get up and dance . cultural differences cultural elite cultural fable cultural history of the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining cultural identity cultural intrigue cultural satire culture shock and a refusal culture-clash comedy cumbersome cumbersome and cumbersome and cliche-ridden cumbersome and cliche-ridden movie cunning cunning that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . Not to mention absolutely refreshed cunning that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . Not to mention absolutely refreshed . curiosity factors curious curious about each other against all odds curious to note that this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget curiously , he waters it down , turning grit and vulnerability into light reading curiously depressing curiously moving curiously stylized curiously tepid and choppy recycling curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability is the only winner curmudgeonly current Americanized adaptation current innovators current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago current teen fare curse cursing cursing the film's strategically placed white sheets cursory cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff cussing cut open a vein cut out figures cut their losses cut their losses -- and ours -- and cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home cut to a new scene , which also appears to be the end cut to a new scene , which also appears to be the end . cut-and-paste job cute cute alien cute alien creature cute and cute and cloying cute and forgettable cute and sometimes side-splittingly cute and sometimes side-splittingly funny blend cute animals cute animals and cute animals and clumsy people . ` Snow Dogs ' has both cute as all get-out cute drama cute factor cute frissons cute ideas cute moments cute partnership cuteness cuteness , Amy's career success cuteness , Amy's career success ( she's a best-selling writer of self-help books who can't help herself ) cuteness , Amy's career success ( she's a best-selling writer of self-help books who can't help herself ) , and cuter cutes cutesy reliance cutesy romance cutesy romance , cutesy romance , dark satire and cutesy romance , dark satire and murder mystery cutesy romantic tale cutesy-pie cuts against this natural grain , cuts against this natural grain , producing a work that's more interested in asking questions than in answering them cuts corners cuts corners . cuts deeper than expected cuts to the chase of the modern girl's dilemma cuts to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl , and to ride the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you cuts to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl , and to ride the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you . cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way cutting Hollywood satire cutting and blurry cutting impressions cutting-edge cutting-edge indie filmmaking cynical cynical and condescending cynical creeps cynicism cynicism and fear cynicism every bit cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over cynicism to cut through the sugar coating cynicism to cut through the sugar coating . dabbles all around dabbles all around , never gaining much momentum dabbles all around , never gaining much momentum . daddy daft daft by half ... daft by half ... but daft by half ... but supremely good natured daft by half ... but supremely good natured . dainty psychological dainty psychological terror on the outside with a creamy filling of familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy dainty psychological terror on the outside with a creamy filling of familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy . damage damaged damaged-goods damaged-goods people damn damn fine damn funny damn funny stuff damn good damn good . damn it damn it ! damn moldy damn moldy values damn thing damn thing . damn unpleasant damn weird damned damned . damned compelling damned funny damned in Queen of the Damned damned thing damned wonderful damning and damned compelling damning and damned compelling . dampened by a lackluster script and substandard performances dampened through dampened through familiarity , dampens her diva persona enough to spark genuine chemistry dampens her diva persona enough to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend dampens her diva persona enough to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend . When she speaks dances on the edge dancing dancing , running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters dancing and fabulous music dancing and fabulous music . dancing and music dangerous and domineering dangerously collide dangerously honest dangerously seductive dangerously seductive performance dangerously slow dangers dare I say , entertaining dare I say , entertaining ! dare to build a movie around some flawed but rather unexceptional women , emerging with a fine character study that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life dare to build a movie around some flawed but rather unexceptional women , emerging with a fine character study that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life . dared dared to mess with some powerful people dares to depict the french revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective dares us to say why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so dares us to say why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so . daring , daring , inventive daring , inventive and daring , inventive and impressive daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual daring and original daring and surprising daring and verve daring as John Ritter's glory days daring if overlong daring work dark , decadent truffle dark , disturbing , painful to watch dark , disturbing , painful to watch , dark , disturbing , painful to watch , yet dark , dull thriller dark , funny humor dark , gritty , sometimes funny dark , gritty , sometimes funny little gem dark , intelligent dark , intelligent warning cry dark , vaguely disturbing way dark and bittersweet dark and bittersweet twist dark and jolting dark and quirky comedy dark areas dark comedy dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and a stable-full of solid performances dark little morality tale dark pit dark places dark room dark soul dark to be decipherable dark-as-pitch darker darker turns darkly comic darkly funny darkly funny dance darkly funny fable darkness darling darling band Wilco darn good darn good , darn good , despite its smarty-pants aura darn good , despite its smarty-pants aura . darned assured darned good darned if it doesn't also keep us riveted to our seats darned if it doesn't also keep us riveted to our seats . darned if your toes won't still be tapping dashing dashing and absorbing dashing and resourceful hero date-night diversion dated dated and unfunny dates dating comedy with ` issues ' to simplify david mamet's airless david mamet's airless cinematic shell david mamet's airless cinematic shell games david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances davis has energy davis has energy , davis has energy , but she doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly davis has energy , but she doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly . dawns , comic relief dawns , real dawns , comic relief daydreaming daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope daytime daytime TV serviceability , but little more daytime soaper dazed and enervated dazed and enervated , dazed and enervated , drenched-in-the dazed and enervated , drenched-in-the - dazzle dazzle and delight us dazzles dazzles the eye dazzles the eye , dazzles the eye , challenges the brain dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action dazzling dazzling , remarkably unpretentious dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder dazzling . dazzling camera-work , dancing and music dazzling cinematography dazzling conceptual feat dazzling dream dazzling entertainment dazzling panoramic shots dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm dazzling pop entertainment dazzling thing to behold -- as long as you're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles the theater dazzlingly dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut de Broca has little enthusiasm for such antique pulp de cultura ( aunque sea condensada ) que bien vale la pena aprovechar de entretenimiento puro y sin complejos de la celluloid de lo que es el cine de entretenimiento puro y sin complejos de su reparto o lo interesante que pudo haber resultado su premisa , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y dead dead ( water ) weight dead bodies dead brilliant dead circus performer dead dog dead ends dead ends and dead ends and distracting camera work dead mother dead on the vine dead production dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting dead-end dead-end distaste dead-end existence dead-end experimentation dead-eyed dead-eyed , perfectly chilled delivery dead-on dead-on in Election dead-undead genre deadeningly deadeningly drawn-out deadly bore deadly dull deadpan comic face deadpan cool , wry humor deadpan cool , wry humor and deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure deadpan suspense deadpan tone deafening deal funnier deal with the subject of love head-on deal with the subject of love head-on ; trading in his cynicism for reverence and a little wit dealing in broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios dealing in broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios , dealing in broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios , and dealing in broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios , and saddled with a general air of misogyny dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue dealing with the destruction of property and , potentially , of life itself deals with a real subject in an always surprising way deals with first love sweetly deals with first love sweetly but also seriously . deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context deals with its subject matter in a tasteful , intelligent manner , rather than forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer deals with its subject matter in a tasteful , intelligent manner , rather than forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer . dearly dearly-loved death , especially death . death . On that score , the film certainly doesn't disappoint death and mind-numbing indifference death and mind-numbing indifference on the inner-city streets death is lurking around the corner , just waiting to spoil things death might be a release death might be a release . death penalty death report deathbed deathly deathly slow to any teen deaths debases a concept comedy debases a concept comedy quite like the grinding of bad ideas debilitating debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni debts debut can be accused of being a bit undisciplined debut feature sucked debut that smacks more of good intentions than talent debuts by an esteemed writer-actor debuts by an esteemed writer-actor . decadent in its cinematic flash decay deceit deceit and murder deceitful decent decent TV outing decent ` intro ' documentary decent acting decent acting , decent acting , writing , decent acting , writing , and decent acting , writing , and direction decent action entertainment decent actors decent children's decent draft decent drama\/action flick decent endeavor decent full-on space battle decent gags decent instead of dead brilliant decent kid-pleasing decent laughs decent material decent moral decent ones decent performance decent performances decent popcorn adventure decent sense decent-enough nail-biter deception deceptions deceptively amusing deceptively buoyant deceptively simple , deceptively simple , deeply satisfying decide if you need to see it decide what annoyed me most about God is Great decided lack of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy decided lack of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy in its epiphanies decided to leave a light on every night from now on decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best , and fashion a story around him decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best , and fashion a story around him . decided to make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son decidedly flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set decidedly flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set pieces decidedly foul decidedly foul stylings decidedly mixed bag decidedly uncinematic decidedly unoriginal decides decides whether it wants to be a black comedy , drama , melodrama or some combination of the three . decisive declares its director , Zhang Yang of Shower , as a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist with a bright future declares its director , Zhang Yang of Shower , as a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist with a bright future . declines declines as the movie proceeds decomposition deconstruct where it all went wrong deconstructed decorous decrepit decrepit freaks dedicated dedicated and dedicated and good-hearted dedicated and good-hearted professionalism dedicated artists dedication deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery deemed important enough to make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson deep , uncompromising deep , uncompromising curtsy deep and meaningful deep and meaningful film deep and psychological deep as a Petri dish deep bow deep deceptions deep emotional motivation deep emotionally deep emotionally , perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars deep feeling deep inside righteousness deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty deep into the girls ' confusion and pain as they struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them deep or deep or substantial deep to sink this low deep to sink this low . Fortunately for all involved deep vein deep-seated , emotional deep-seated , emotional need deep-sixed by a compulsion deeper , more direct connection deeper and more engaging deeper and more engaging . deeper every time deeper meaning deeper realization deeper than expected deepest recesses deepest tragedies deeply absorbing deeply absorbing piece deeply affecting film deeply and rightly deeply appealing deeply appealing veteran Bouquet deeply authentic deeply biased deeply biased , deeply biased , and deeply biased , and wholly deeply biased , and wholly designed to make you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe deeply concerned with morality deeply emotional deeply emotional eyes deeply felt and masterfully deeply felt and masterfully stylized deeply felt and masterfully stylized , deeply felt and vividly detailed story about newcomers in a strange new world . deeply felt fantasy of a director's travel through 300 years of Russian history . deeply humanistic deeply humanistic artist deeply humanizing deeply in love with its own quirky personality . deeply meditative deeply meditative picture deeply moving deeply moving French drama deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese deeply out of place deeply out of place in what could have deeply pessimistic deeply pessimistic or deeply satisfying deeply satisfying awareness deeply satisfying awareness of the best movies as monumental ` picture shows deeply serious movie deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications . deeply thought-provoking deeply thought-provoking look deeply touched by this movie deeply touching melodrama deeply unpleasant deeply unpleasant experience deeply unsettling deeply unsettling experience deeply watchable deeply weird and charmingly defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second defeats the possibility of creating a more darkly edged tome defecates defend himself defensive driving : It's careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes . deferred and desire defiantly and delightfully against the grain deficit defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music defies classification defies expectation define a generation define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV defined defined , defined , that every other character seems overlooked defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks defines a comedy that's strongly mediocre , with funny bits surfacing every once in a while defines a generation defines its music defining defining philosophical conscience definite room for improvement definitely definitely -- defiantly -- definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances definitely a step in the right direction definitely a unique modern fairytale definitely distinctive definitely distinctive screen presence definitely gives you something to chew on definitely has something on his mind definitely in the guilty pleasure b-movie category definitely in the guilty pleasure b-movie category , definitely in the guilty pleasure b-movie category , reign of fire definitely in the guilty pleasure b-movie category , reign of fire is so incredibly inane that it is laughingly enjoyable definitely in the guilty pleasure b-movie category , reign of fire is so incredibly inane that it is laughingly enjoyable . definitely one for the masses definitely tasty and sweet definitely want the T-shirt definitive definitive , if disingenuous , definitive , if disingenuous , feature definitive account definitive explanation deflated deflated as he does deflates deflates his piece of puffery with a sour cliche and heavy doses of mean-spiritedness deform families deform families , deform families , then deform families , then tear them apart deft deft and subtle deft and subtle poetry deft comic timing deft portrait deft punctuation deft sense deft staging and the director's well-known narrative gamesmanship deftly captures deftly captures the wise-beyond-her-years teen deftly change moods deftly entertaining film deftly executed deftly explores the difficult relationship between a father and son deftly manages to avoid many of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill deftly setting off uproarious humor with an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated . deftly sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip deftly spins the multiple stories in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion deftly unsettling genre flair deftly wrought suspense yarn defunct defuses this provocative theme by submerging it in a hoary love triangle . degenerating degenerating into a pious , preachy soap opera degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage . Of all the Halloween's , this is the most visually unappealing degraded things degrades its characters , its stars and its audience degrades its characters , its stars and its audience . degrading and degrading and strangely liberating dehumanizing dehumanizing and dehumanizing and ego-destroying dehumanizing and ego-destroying process del del Toro maintains a dark mood that makes the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy . del director delectable delectable and intriguing thriller delete key deleted deliberate laughs deliberately unsteady delibrately obtuse delicacy and delicacy and force delicate delicate , articulate character delicate , clever delicate , clever direction delicate ambiguity delicate balance delicate balance of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance delicate coming-of-age tale delicate little film delicate performances delicate treatment delicately calibrated in tone delicately crafted film delicately performed delicious delicious , quirky movie delicious and delicious and delicately delicious and delicately funny look delicious colors delicious crime drama delicious dialogue delicious guilty pleasure delicious pulpiness deliciously deliciously exploitative deliciously mordant deliciously nonsensical comedy delight delight . delight Plympton's legion of fans delight in the images delight newcomers delight newcomers to the story and those who know it from bygone days delighted delighted simply delighted simply to spend more time with familiar cartoon characters delighted with the fast , funny delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story delightful delightful , if minor , delightful , if minor , pastry delightful , well-crafted family film delightful , witty , improbable romantic comedy delightful . delightful blend delightful cast delightful comedy delightful coming-of-age story . delightful entree delightful hand shadows delightful in the central role delightful little film delightful mix delightful mix of sulky teen drama and overcoming-obstacles sports-movie triumph delightful performance delightful romantic comedy delightful stimulus delightful surprise delightful work delightfully delightfully against the grain delightfully charming delightfully charming -- delightfully charming -- and delightfully charming -- and totally American delightfully cheeky delightfully compatible delightfully dour delightfully piquant wine delightfully piquant wine from aged bottles delightfully quirky movie to be made from curling delightfully rendered delightfully so delightfully unpredictable , hilarious delightfully unpredictable , hilarious comedy delights delights and delights and simmering delights for adults delights for adults as there are for children and dog lovers delights that gets even better in hindsight , as you mull over its every nuance in your mind delights that gets even better in hindsight , as you mull over its every nuance in your mind . delineate the cost of the inevitable conflicts between human urges and an institution concerned with self-preservation delirious celebration deliriously funny , fast and loose , accessible to the uninitiated , and full deliver deliver a fair bit of vampire fun deliver a few gut-busting laughs deliver a great story deliver a riveting and surprisingly romantic ride deliver a riveting and surprisingly romantic ride . deliver again and again deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals deliver remarkable performances deliver remarkable performances . deliver some tawdry kicks deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions deliver up delivered , delivered , yet with a distinctly musty odour , its expiry date long gone delivered a solidly entertaining and moving family drama delivered an undoubted stylistic tour-de-force delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted . delivered hokum of Hart's War is never fun delivered in grand passion delivered in grand passion by the members of the various households delivered in grand passion by the members of the various households . delivered in low-key style delivered so little entertainment delivered to the big screen safe and sound delivered to the big screen safe and sound , delivered with a hammer . Thumbs down delivered with such conviction delivered with such conviction that it's hard not to be carried away delivering Oscar-caliber performances delivering a dramatic slap delivering a more than satisfactory amount of carnage delivering a riveting , pulse intensifying escapist adventure of the first order delivering a series of abrasive , stylized sequences that burn themselves upon the viewer's memory delivering a wholesome fantasy for kids delivering genuine , acerbic laughs delivering in good measure delivering such an instant camp classic delivers -- in a couple of genres , no less delivers -- in a couple of genres , no less . delivers . delivers a game performance delivers a lean and engaging work delivers a lean and engaging work . delivers a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory delivers a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory . delivers a magnetic performance delivers a magnetic performance . delivers a monologue that manages to incorporate both the horror and the absurdity of the situation in a well-balanced fashion delivers a monologue that manages to incorporate both the horror and the absurdity of the situation in a well-balanced fashion . delivers a perfect performance that captures the innocence and budding demons within a wallflower delivers a perfect performance that captures the innocence and budding demons within a wallflower . delivers a performance of striking skill and depth delivers a powerful commentary delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , delivers a powerful commentary on how governments lie , no matter who runs them delivers a solid mixture of sweetness delivers a solid mixture of sweetness and delivers a solid mixture of sweetness and laughs delivers a solid mixture of sweetness and laughs . delivers a surprising delivers a terrific performance in this fascinating portrait of a modern Lothario delivers a terrific performance in this fascinating portrait of a modern Lothario . delivers a typically solid performance in a role that is a bit of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past delivers all that and a whole lot delivers all that and a whole lot more delivers an inspired portrait of male-ridden angst and the emotional blockage that accompanies this human condition delivers and delivers and then some delivers big time delivers fascinating psychological fare delivers few moments of inspiration amid the bland animation and simplistic story delivers few moments of inspiration amid the bland animation and simplistic story . delivers its diversions delivers its diversions in grand , uncomplicated fashion . delivers its share of laughs delivers its share of laughs and delivers its share of laughs and smiles delivers mildly amusing performances delivers more goodies delivers more goodies than lumps of coal delivers more goodies than lumps of coal . delivers not just delivers not just the full assault of Reno's immense wit and insight delivers not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , but a time travel delivers not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , but a time travel back to what it felt like during those unforgettably uncertain days delivers on that promise delivers on that promise . delivers on the promise of excitement delivers one of the saddest action hero performances ever witnessed delivers real bump-in - the-night chills delivers some chills and sustained unease , delivers some chills and sustained unease , but flounders in its quest for Deeper Meaning delivers the goods delivers the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride delivers the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride . delivers the goods for Schwarzenegger fans delivers the goods for Schwarzenegger fans . delivers the original magic delivers the same old bad trip delivers warm , genuine characters who lie not through dishonesty , but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones delivers warm , genuine characters who lie not through dishonesty , but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones . delivers what it promises : A look at the '' wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans delivers what it promises : A look at the '' wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans . delivers what it promises : A look at the `` wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans delivers what it promises : A look at the `` wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans . delivers without sham the raw-nerved story . delusional delusional man delusions delusions to escape their maudlin influence . delves into the passive-aggressive psychology of co-dependence and the struggle for self-esteem . delving demand a dumb , distracted audience demanding demanding regular shocks and bouts of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested demanding stunts demanding than it needs to be demands and receives excellent performances demands repeated viewings demands repeated viewings . demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides demeaning demeaning its subjects demented demented in a good way demented kitsch mess demented premise demographic while demonic demonic doings on the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged demonizes demons demonstrate how desperate the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were demonstrate how desperate the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were . demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted demonstrate that there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema demonstrate that there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema . demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U . S . viewers demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U . S . viewers off their feet demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U.S. viewers demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U.S. viewers off their feet demonstrate the virtues of the IMAX format demonstrate their acting ` chops ' demonstrate with such insight and celebratory verve demonstrated a knack for mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon demonstrates a breadth of vision and an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world demonstrates a breadth of vision and an attention to detail that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world . demonstrates a great eye demonstrates a great eye as a director demonstrates a wry understanding of the quirks of fame demonstrates a wry understanding of the quirks of fame . demonstrates a wry understanding of the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun demonstrates a wry understanding of the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun ... demonstrates just how far his storytelling skills have eroded demonstrates just how far his storytelling skills have eroded . demonstrates that Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken demonstrates that Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken . demonstrates that the director of such Hollywood blockbusters as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop demonstrates that the director of such Hollywood blockbusters as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop . demonstrating vividly demonstrating vividly that the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself denial of sincere grief and mourning in favor of bogus spiritualism denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag denied her own athleticism by lighting that emphasizes every line and sag . denouement dense dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid densely packed denuded deny its seriousness and quality deny the possibility of hope denying denying that Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him denying the elaborateness of the artist's conceptions , nor his ability to depict them with outrageous elan denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances denying the talent of the creative forces behind it depend on empathy . depend on empathy . If there ain't none , you have a problem depend on empathy . If there ain't none , you have a problem . depend on surprises depend on your threshold for pop manifestations of the Holy Spirit dependable concept depends a lot on how interesting and likable you find them depends largely on your appetite for canned corn depends largely on your appetite for canned corn . depends on how well flatulence gags fit into your holiday concept depends too heavily depends too heavily on its otherwise talented cast depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion depict the French Revolution depict the french revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective depicting depicting the lives of others onstage depicts this relationship with economical grace , depicts this relationship with economical grace , letting his superb actors convey Martin's deterioration and Barbara's sadness -- and , occasionally depleted deplorable depraved depraved , incoherent , instantly disposable depraved , incoherent , instantly disposable piece depress depress you depress you about life itself depressed depressed about anything before watching this film depressed by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters depressed fifteen-year-old's depressing depressing , depressing , even if you depressing , ruthlessly pained depressing , ruthlessly pained and depraved depressing but depressing but rewarding depressing confirmation depressing story depressing than entertaining depressing to see how far Herzog has fallen depressingly prosaic and dull depressingly retrograde depth and rigor depth it makes up for with its heart depth or complexity derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone derails derails the film deranged immediacy deriding James Bond for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club derisive derivative derivative , overlong , and bombastic derivative , overlong , and bombastic -- derivative , overlong , and bombastic -- yet surprisingly entertaining derivative , wildly gruesome derivative and done to death derivative and hammily derivative and hammily acted . derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting , derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting , and derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting , and always derivative elements into something that is often quite rich and exciting , and always a beauty to behold derivative horror film derivative to stand on its own as the psychological thriller it purports to be derivativeness derive from the screenplay , but rather the mediocre performances by most of the actors involved derive from this choppy and sloppy affair derived from a lobotomy derived from a lobotomy , derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films derives its power derives its power by sticking to the facts derring-do desarrollarse desarrollarse como un gran drama , tampoco es tan superficial como muchas cintas que pecan de pretenciosas y que resultan totalmente banales descends into sub-Tarantino cuteness descends into such message-mongering moralism descends into such message-mongering moralism that its good qualities are obscured descends into unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery describe Ghost Ship describe as a castrated describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history describe exactly how bad it is describe how bad it is describe it is as a cross between Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia and David Lynch's Mulholland Dr. described as ` Belgium's national treasure described as a ghost story gone badly awry described as a ghost story gone badly awry . described as lukewarm described as lukewarm . Maybe described as sci-fi generic describes this film : honest describing badness desert deserve a passing grade deserve a passing grade ( even on a curve ) deserve better deserve better . deserve better than Pokemon 4Ever deserve but rarely receive it deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is deserve the gong deserve the trash deserve the trash that we get deserve the trash that we get . deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this deserve to hear the full story of Jonah's despair -- in all its agonizing , Catch-22 glory -- even if they spend years trying to comprehend it . deserved all the hearts it won -- and wins still deserved all the hearts it won -- and wins still , deserved all the hearts it won -- and wins still , 20 years later deserved co-winner deserves , at the very least , deserves , at the very least , a big box of consolation candy deserves , at the very least , a big box of consolation candy . deserves a better vehicle deserves a better vehicle than this facetious smirk of a movie deserves a chance to shine deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone deserves a look deserves a medal deserves a medal . deserves a sequel deserves a wide audience deserves a wide audience . deserves an Oscar nomination deserves an Oscar nomination . deserves any prizes deserves any prizes here deserves credit deserves credit for bringing audiences into this hard and bitter place deserves credit for bringing audiences into this hard and bitter place . deserves more than a passing twinkle deserves recommendation deserves the dignity of an action hero motivated by something more than franchise possibilities deserves the hook deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors deserves to be remembered at Oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier deserves to be remembered at Oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier . deserves to be seen by anyone with even a passing interest in the events shaping the world beyond their own horizons deserves to be seen by anyone with even a passing interest in the events shaping the world beyond their own horizons . deserves to be seen everywhere deserves to be seen everywhere . deserves to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies deserving of discussion deserving of its Oscar nomination desfecho que certamente fica na memória desiccated desiccated talent designed Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus designed as a reverie about memory and regret , designed as a reverie about memory and regret , but the only thing you'll regret is remembering designed as a reverie about memory and regret , but the only thing you'll regret is remembering the experience of sitting through it designed as a reverie about memory and regret , but the only thing you'll regret is remembering the experience of sitting through it . designed strictly for children's home video , designed to fill time designed to fill time , designed to fill time , providing no real sense of suspense designed to give some of the characters a ` back story designed to keep the audience guessing and guessing -- which is not to be confused with suspecting -- until it comes time to wrap things up and send the viewers home designed to make viewers of all ages designed to make you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe desirable desire to enjoy good trash every now and then desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to desire to match mortarboards with Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting than by its own story desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s desolate desolation despair despair and despairing milieu despairingly awful desperate desperate attempt desperate attempts desperate entertainment desperate for attention it nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks desperate for the evening to end desperate for work and food desperate measures desperate miscalculation desperately desperately looks elsewhere , seizing on George's haplessness and Lucy's personality tics . desperately needed desperately unsuspenseful when it tries to make us jump out of our seats desperately wishing you could change tables desperation desperation and cinematic deception desperation worthy despicable despicable characters despising despite Iwai's vaunted empathy despite Moore's attempts despite a definitely distinctive screen presence despite a definitely distinctive screen presence , just isn't able to muster for a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier if it wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema despite all the backstage drama despite all the backstage drama , this is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving despite being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks despite downplaying her good looks despite downplaying her good looks , carries a little too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff . despite her relentless vim and winsome facial symmetry despite her relentless vim and winsome facial symmetry , witherspoon is just too dialed-up to be america's sweetheart despite her relentless vim and winsome facial symmetry , witherspoon is just too dialed-up to be america's sweetheart . despite its alleged provocation post-9 \ despite its flaws ... belinsky is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn despite its flaws ... belinsky is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn . despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft despite its overt self-awareness , parts of the movie still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you despite its raucous intent despite its raucous intent , despite its repetitions and inconsistencies than do most films than despite its rough edges and a tendency to sag in certain places despite its rough edges and a tendency to sag in certain places , is wry and engrossing . despite its virtues despite its virtues , there is an unsettled feeling to the film despite moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries despite several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes despite some creepy scenes that evoke childish night terrors , and a praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience despite some first-rate performances despite the efforts of a first-rate cast despite the gratuitous cinematic distractions impressed upon it , is still good fun . despite the gravity of its subject matter despite the gravity of its subject matter , is often as fun to watch as a good spaghetti western . despite the long running time despite the long running time , the pace never feels slack despite the long running time , the pace never feels slack -- there's no scene that screams '' bathroom break despite the long running time , the pace never feels slack -- there's no scene that screams '' bathroom break ! despite the long running time , the pace never feels slack -- there's no scene that screams `` bathroom break despite the long running time , the pace never feels slack -- there's no scene that screams `` bathroom break ! despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste despondent and vulnerable destined for pre-dawn cable television slots destined for pre-dawn cable television slots . destined to be completely forgotten destined to be measured against Anthony Asquith's acclaimed 1952 screen adaptation . destined to be the 21st Century's new '' Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal destined to be the 21st Century's new `` Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal destined to become a landmark in Japanese animation destined to become a landmark in Japanese animation . destined to fill the after-school slot at shopping mall theaters across the country . destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics destroy destroy , blood ties destroy everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage destroy is also a creative urge destruction destructive desultory detached detached , uninvolving detached , uninvolving , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' detached . detail detail , gorgeously shot and beautifully detail and nuance detailed detailed as a photograph detailed down to the signs on the kiosks detailed historical document detailed performances detailed personal portrait detailed story about newcomers in a strange new world detailing detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker detailing how one international city welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees while the world's democracie detailing the politics involved in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music detective story detention deteriorates into a protracted deteriorates into a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress Andie MacDowell deteriorates into a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress Andie MacDowell . deteriorating determination and the human spirit determination to immerse you in sheer , unrelenting wretchedness determination to inject farcical raunch determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid determined , ennui-hobbled determined , ennui-hobbled slog determined New Zealanders determined to uncover the truth and hopefully inspire action detract from the affection of that moral favorite detract from the athleticism detracts detriment deuces wild is an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence deuces wild is an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence . devastated devastated by war , famine and poverty and devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity devastating devastating , eloquent clarity devastating documentary on two maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral . Extraordinary debut from Josh Koury devastating horror devastating indictment devastating testimony devastatingly devastatingly powerful and astonishingly vivid Holocaust drama devastatingly powerful and astonishingly vivid Holocaust drama . devastation develop her own film language develop her own film language with conspicuous success developed developed characters developed characters so much developed characters so much as caricatures , one-dimensional buffoons that get him a few laughs but nothing else developed hastily developed with more care develops a startling story that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times develops a startling story that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times . develops beyond attacking obvious target develops into a gut-wrenching examination of the way cultural differences and emotional expectations collide develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise deviant deviant behaviour deviant behaviour . deviant topical comedy devilish complexity devilishly witty script deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture devoid of any kind of intelligible story devoid of interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot devoid of joy and energy devoid of objectivity and full of nostalgic comments from the now middle-aged participants devoid of pleasure or sensuality devoid of realism devoid of urgent questions devoid of wit devoid of wit and humor devolves devolves into a laugh-free lecture devolves into a laugh-free lecture . devote time to see it devoted to the insanity of Black devotes too much time to bigoted views dexterous as it is at times imaginatively overwhelming . diabolical as this dialog between realistic characters dialog between realistic characters showing honest emotions dialog that consists mostly of platitudes dialogue , 30 seconds of plot dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted dialogue and delightful performance dialogue and inventive moments dialogue and lapses dialogue and likeable characters dialogue and murky cinematography dialogue and plot lapses dialogue and preposterous moments dialogue and sharp dialogue that cuts to the chase of the modern girl's dilemma dicey dicey material dicey screen material dictums did , with a serious minded patience , respect and affection did I miss something did I miss something ? did I miss something ? '' did an appealing job directing Persuasion and Notting Hill in England did director Ron Underwood manage to blow $ 100 million on this did director Ron Underwood manage to blow $ 100 million on this ? did dumb entertainment did go back did it better did it ever get made did it have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting didn't Hollywood think of this sooner didn't believe for a moment in these villains or their plot didn't believe for a moment in these villains or their plot . didn't believe it for a second , despite the best efforts of everyone involved didn't care didn't care . didn't care as much for the story . didn't care for it didn't connect with me would require another viewing didn't convince me that Calvin Jr .'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side didn't convince me that Calvin Jr.'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side didn't convince me that Calvin Jr.'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side . didn't cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home didn't entirely grab me didn't find much fascination in the swinging didn't find much fascination in the swinging . didn't find much fascination in the swinging . What they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . didn't hate this one didn't hate this one , it's not very good either . didn't have an original bone in his body didn't he just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing didn't he just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing ? didn't invest much into itself either didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery didn't know didn't know what kind of movie they were making didn't laugh . didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of Cube , and his skinny buddy Mike Epps , to make like Laurel and Hardy 'n the hood didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of Cube , and his skinny buddy Mike Epps , to make like Laurel and Hardy 'n the hood . didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube didn't mean much to me didn't mean much to me and didn't mean much to me and played too skewed to ever get a hold on didn't move me one way or the other didn't offer an advance screening didn't offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker didn't particularly like E . T . the first time didn't particularly like E.T. the first time I saw it as a young boy didn't play well then didn't quite engage this adult didn't quite engage this adult . didn't reserve enough for his second didn't sell many records but didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed didn't smile didn't smile . didn't stop me from enjoying much of it didn't talk down to them did not figure out a coherent game did the screenwriters just did the screenwriters just do a cut-and-paste of every bad action-movie line in history ? did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery ? did they not did they not have the nerve to speak up did this viewer feel enveloped in a story that , though meant to be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , never seems to leave the lot didactic and dull didactic and dull documentary glorifying software didactic entertainment die die for die hideously die-hard French film connoisseurs died died a matter of weeks died a matter of weeks before the movie's release died long ago dies dies . different ( and better ) different , unusual , even nutty different from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches different than anything that's been done before difficult difficult ' films difficult '' movies difficult , endless difficult , endless work difficult and difficult but worthy difficult but worthy film difficult for the audience difficult to conceive of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny difficult to connect with on any deeper level difficult to discern if this is a crazy work of disturbed genius or merely 90 minutes of post-adolescent Electra rebellion difficult to fathom difficult to feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting difficult to get beyond the overall blandness of American Chai difficult to imagine that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 difficult to imagine the process that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role difficult to say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing difficult to shrug off the annoyance of that chatty fish difficult to spot the culprit early-on in this predictable thriller difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact difficult to tell who the other actors in the movie are difficult to wade through difficult-to-swallow difficult-to-swallow setting difficulties difficulty diffuses every opportunity for a breakthrough dig deep to sink this low dig deep to sink this low . Fortunately for all involved dig on David Mamet's mind tricks ... dig on David Mamet's mind tricks ... rent this movie dig on David Mamet's mind tricks ... rent this movie and dig on David Mamet's mind tricks ... rent this movie and enjoy dig surprisingly deep digital photography digitally altered footage digitally animated feature film with plenty of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone digs beyond the usual portrayals of good kids and bad seeds to reveal a more ambivalent set of characters and motivations digs deep emotionally , digs deep emotionally , perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars digs deep emotionally , perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars . digs into their very minds digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity . diluted diluted by focusing on the story's least interesting subject diluted by too much stage business in the modern day dilutes the pleasure of watching them dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still , this flick is fun , and dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences dim-witted dim-witted and dim-witted and lazy dim-witted and lazy spin-off dim-witted pairing dime-store psychology dime-store ruminations diminishes diminishes her stature diminishing effect diminishing effect . diminishing his stature diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master to lowly studio hack dimming dimness dimwits dimwitted dimwitted comedy and even dimmer characters dingy dinner guest dinner party dip in Jerry Bruckheimer's putrid pond of retread action twaddle dip in Jerry Bruckheimer's putrid pond of retread action twaddle . dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and offer you precisely this in recompense : A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious dips key moments dips key moments from the film dips key moments from the film in Waking Life water colors dire drama partway direct antithesis direct hit direct-to-video ' release direct-to-video stuff direct-to-video\/DVD direct-to-video\/DVD category direct-to-void direct-to-void release , directed , barely directed , barely , directed , barely , by There directed , cowrote directed , cowrote and starred in borders on the grotesque directed , highly professional film that's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways directed , highly professional film that's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways . directed - a powerful drama with enough sardonic wit to keep it from being maudlin directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory directed action sequences and some of the worst dialogue in recent memory . directed and convincingly acted directed and convincingly acted . directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story directed but terminally cute drama . directed by Alan Taylor , Napoleon's journey is interesting but his Parisian rebirth is stillborn directed by Wally Wolodarsky from a script by Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember , directed by Wally Wolodarsky from a script by Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future directed by episodic TV veteran Joe Zwick directed in a flashy , empty sub-music video style directed it may leave you speaking in tongues directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made directed the film from the back of a taxicab directed the stage version of Elling , and gets fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage directed the stage version of Elling , and gets fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage . directed this movie so much as produced it -- like sausage directed trifles directed with resonance directed with sensitivity and skill directed with sensitivity and skill by Dana Janklowicz-Mann directed with verve direction and complete lack direction and especially charm direction to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism directionless directions and descends into such message-mongering moralism that its good qualities are obscured directions and descends into such message-mongering moralism that its good qualities are obscured . director Adrian Lyne holds sway , where all relationships are simultaneously broadly metaphorical , oddly abstract , and excruciatingly literal director Anne Fontaine director Anne-Sophie Birot's first feature is a sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted drama . director Carl Franklin adds enough flourishes and freak-outs to make it entertaining director Carlos Carrera expertly weaves this novelistic story of entangled interrelationships and complex morality . director Chris Columbus takes a hat-in-hand approach to Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours . director D . J . Caruso's grimy visual veneer director D . J . Caruso's grimy visual veneer and director D . J . Caruso's grimy visual veneer and Kilmer's absorbing performance increase the gravitational pull considerably director D.J. Caruso's grimy visual veneer and Kilmer's absorbing performance director D.J. Caruso's grimy visual veneer and Kilmer's absorbing performance increase the gravitational pull considerably director Davis director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and the fondness he has for his characters director Doug Liman and his colleagues have managed to pack it with enough action to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood director Hoffman , his writer and Kline's agent should serve detention director Hoffman , with great help from Kevin Kline director Hoffman , with great help from Kevin Kline , director Hoffman , with great help from Kevin Kline , makes us care about this latest reincarnation of the world's greatest teacher director Jackson strikes a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale and action\/effects on the spectacular scale . director John Polson director Jon Purdy's sledgehammer sap director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell director Marcus Adams just copies from various sources -- good sources , bad mixture director Michael Cacoyannis director Michael Cacoyannis displays with somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard director Michael Dowse only superficially understands his characters director Peter Kosminsky director Peter Sheridan director Randall Wallace's flag-waving war flick with a core of decency director Rick Famuyiwa's emergence as an articulate , grown-up voice in African-American cinema director Robert J . Siegel allows the characters to inhabit their world without cleaving to a narrative arc . director Robert J. Siegel allows the characters to inhabit their world without cleaving to a narrative arc . director Roger Kumble seems to have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags . director Sam Mendes , who segues from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand director Sara Sugarman stoops to having characters drop their pants for laughs and not the last time director Shekhar Kapur supplies with tremendous skill director are the big problems here director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie director m . night shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable director or actor director rob marshall went out gunning to make a great one director rob marshall went out gunning to make a great one . director to watch director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers directorial touch directorial tour de force directors Dean Deblois and Chris Sanders valiantly keep punching up the mix . directors abandon their scripts and go where the moment takes them directs , ideally directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism directs The Pianist like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion directs The Pianist like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion . directs a crack ensemble cast , bringing screenwriter Tony Gayton's narcotics noir to life directs a crack ensemble cast , bringing screenwriter Tony Gayton's narcotics noir to life . directs an equally miserable film the following year directs and edits around his screenplay's sappier elements directs and edits around his screenplay's sappier elements ... and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer directs and edits around his screenplay's sappier elements ... and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer . directs one of the best ensemble casts of the year directs the entire film with the kind of detachment that makes any given frame look like a family's custom-made Christmas card . directs the traffic directs the traffic well directs the traffic well , directs the traffic well , gets a nice wintry look from his locations directs the traffic well , gets a nice wintry look from his locations , directs the traffic well , gets a nice wintry look from his locations , absorbs us with the movie's spycraft directs the traffic well , gets a nice wintry look from his locations , absorbs us with the movie's spycraft and directs the traffic well , gets a nice wintry look from his locations , absorbs us with the movie's spycraft and uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere directs the traffic well , gets a nice wintry look from his locations , absorbs us with the movie's spycraft and uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere . directs this film always keeping the balance between the fantastic and the believable directs this film always keeping the balance between the fantastic and the believable ... directs this intricately structured and well-realized drama that presents a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men directs this intricately structured and well-realized drama that presents a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men . directs with such patronising reverence dirty , tasteless dirty , tasteless feel dirty jokes dirty old man disagree disagreeable disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography . disappoint disappoint anyone who values the original comic books disappoint the action disappointed disappointed . disappointed as each overwrought new sequence disappointed by a movie disappointed by a movie in a long time disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service disappointing disappointing and disappointing and meandering disappointing to a certain degree disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler disappointing when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . disappointingly disappointingly generic disappointingly generic nature disappointingly moves the story into the realm of an improbable thriller disappointingly superficial disappointingly thin disappointingly thin slice disappointment disappointment . disappointment coming disappointments disappointments I disappoints disapproval disarming , and just outright enjoyable disarming cornball atmosphere disarmingly disarmingly straightforward and strikingly devious disaster disaster . A DOA dud from frame one disaster flick disastrous disastrous ending disbelief discarded discards the potential for pathological study , exhuming instead , the skewed melodrama of the circumstantial situation . discerned here that producers would be well to heed discerning taste discloses almost nothing discloses almost nothing . disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater discomfort discomfort and embarrassment disconcertingly disconcertingly slack disconnected disconnected it never builds any suspense disconnects disconnects every 10 seconds discontented discord discordant discourages discourages American audiences from ever wanting to see another foreign film discouraging discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus discover that the answer is as conventional as can be discovered , indulged in discovered , indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again discoveries discovering your destination in life discovery and humor discovery and humor between Chaplin and Kidman discreet filmmakers disdain disease disease movie disease-of-the-week disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas disgrace disgrace it disgrace it , disgracefully disgracefully written dialogue disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention disguise its excrescence disguise that he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh disguise the emptiness disguise the emptiness at the center of the story disguise the fact disguise the fact that , really , we've been here , done that disguise the fact that it's inauthentic at its core and that its story just isn't worth telling disguise the fact that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it disguise the slack complacency of ( Godard's ) vision disguise the slack complacency of ( Godard's ) vision , any more than the gorgeous piano and strings on the soundtrack can drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice disguised disguised as a feature film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with disguised as comedy disguising the obvious with energy and innovation disguising this disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer disgust disgust , disgust , a thrill , or disgusted disgusted with the lazy material and the finished product's unshapely look disgusted with this material disgusting disgusting . Quelle surprise disgusting in the manner disgusting in the manner it repeatedly puts a small child in jeopardy , treating her as little more than a prop to be cruelly tormented disgusting source material disgusting to begin with dished out humor dishes out a ton of laughs that everyone can enjoy dishes out a ton of laughs that everyone can enjoy . dishonest dishonest and dishonest and pat dishonest and pat as any Hollywood fluff . dishonesty dishonorable disillusionment disingenuous disingenuous , disingenuous to call Reno a great film disintegrates disintegrates into a dreary , humorless soap opera disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves disintegrating over the course of the movie disintegration disinterest disjointed disjointed , disjointed , flaws that have to be laid squarely on Taylor's doorstep disjointed , haphazard script disjointed , substandard fashion disjointed jumble disjointed jumble of borrowed plot disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations . disjointed mess dislikable dislikable study in sociopathy dislikable study in sociopathy . dislike dislike it dislocation disloyal dismal dismantle the facades that his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace dismay dismember dismiss dismiss -- dismiss -- moody dismiss -- moody , dismiss BarberShop out of hand dismiss barbershop out of hand dismiss the film dismiss them dismissed as mindless dismissed as the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention dismissed heroes would be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated dismissed heroes would be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated . disorientated disorientated . disoriented disoriented but occasionally disorienting disorienting force disparate elements disparate funny moments dispassionate dispense the same advice to film directors displacement display an original talent display greatness display his cadness to perfection display of murderous vulnerability ensures that malice has a very human face display than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place displays a rare gift displays a rare gift for unflinching impartiality displays impeccable comic skill displays in freshening the play displays something more important displays something more important : displays with somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard disposable disposable , kitchen-sink homage disposable , kitchen-sink homage that illustrates why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood disposable story disposable tissue disposible disquieting disquieting and thought-provoking film disquieting triumph disquietingly disreputable air disrespected disrobed most of the cast , dissatisfied dissatisfied with the movie as a whole disservice dissidents dissidents in the streets dissing the film dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . In this case zero dissolution dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled '' Glory : A Soldier's Story dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled `` Glory : A Soldier's Story distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies distanced us distanced us from the characters distanced us from the characters . distant distant , even sterile , yet compulsively watchable distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . distaste distasteful distasteful and distasteful and downright creepy distended distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms distended pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow distinct and very welcome distinct and very welcome sense distinct flair distinct flair . distinct parallels between this story and the 1971 musical '' Bedknobs and Broomsticks , '' which also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime distinct parallels between this story and the 1971 musical `` Bedknobs and Broomsticks , '' which also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime distinct rarity distinctive distinctive ` blundering ' style distinctive as his visuals distinctive discourse distinctive milieu distinctive or distinctive or daring distinctly minor distinctly minor effort distinctly musty distinguish itself from the herd distinguish one sci-fi work distinguish one sci-fi work from another distinguishable distinguished distinguished actor distinguished and distinguished and distinctive distinguished and distinctive effort distinguished and thoughtful distinguished and thoughtful film distinguished film legacy distinguishes distinguishes Time of Favor from countless other thrillers distinguishes the merely quirky from the surreal distortions distorts reality for people who make movies and watch them distract distract from the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up distract you distract you from the ricocheting distracted distracted by the movie's quick movements distracted rhythms distracting distracting camera work distracting special effects and visual party tricks distractions distracts distressing distressingly distressingly rote disturb disturb many who see it disturbance disturbance or detached pleasure disturbing disturbing , yet compelling disturbing , yet compelling to watch disturbing . disturbing . disgusting disturbing . disgusting . disturbing . disgusting . without any redeeming disturbing ` Great White Hope ' undertone disturbing bio-pic disturbing disregard disturbing examination disturbing hallucinations disturbing little movie disturbing questions disturbing questions about those things we expect from military epics disturbing story disturbing way disturbingly disturbingly close-up look disturbingly familiar ditched the artsy pretensions ditched the saccharine sentimentality of Bicentennial Man ditched the saccharine sentimentality of Bicentennial Man in favour of an altogether darker side dithering ditsy diva diverges from anything diverse diverse and astonishingly articulate diverse cultures diverted and best of all diverting and modest diverting fluff diverting grim message dives straight into the rough waters of contradiction divide its audience divine divine monument divining meaning dizzily gorgeous dizzy dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated dizzying do a good job of painting this family dynamic for the audience do a great job of anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age do a great job of anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age . do a homage do a little fleeing of its own do a load of good do a very good job conveying the issue at hand do all three quite well do all three quite well , do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases do anything do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic do as best you can with a stuttering script do as best you can with a stuttering script . do bad things do best - do better elsewhere do cinema , eu estava feliz do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are do draw easy chuckles but lead nowhere do everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior do films come along that are as intelligent , exuberant , and moving as Monsoon Wedding do films come along that are as intelligent , exuberant , and moving as Monsoon Wedding . do for a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap do his or her own Hamlet . For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV do in this marvelous film do indeed feel for them do indeed feel for them . do it , do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing do it his own way do justice do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time do justice to the awfulness of the movie do justice to the awfulness of the movie , do justice to the awfulness of the movie , for that comes through all too painfully in the execution do little to advance the Linux cause do little to boost Stallone's career do little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move do little to salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation do little to salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation . do more than expand a TV show to movie length . do much stalking do much to enhance the franchise don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . don't add up to a whole lot of sense don't add up to much more than trite observations on the human condition don't add up to much more than trite observations on the human condition . don't avert our eyes for a moment don't avert our eyes for a moment . don't be fooled don't believe , and puts them into a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny don't believe in Santa Claus don't blame Eddie Murphy but don't blame Eddie Murphy but shouldn't don't bother don't care about being stupid don't care about the truth don't care to understand don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . Just bring on the Battle Bots , please ! don't care whether that cold-hearted snake petrovich ( that would be reno ) gets his comeuppance . just bring on the battle bots , please don't combine easily don't come off don't demand a standard of quality for the art that we choose don't demand much more than a few cheap thrills from your Halloween entertainment don't derive from the screenplay , but rather the mediocre performances by most of the actors involved don't deserve any Oscars don't deserve any Oscars . don't entirely ` get ' Godard's distinctive discourse don't even care that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff don't even care that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible don't even care that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible ! don't even like their characters don't even like their characters . don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament don't feel the least bit ashamed in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold don't feel the least bit ashamed in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold . don't fit well together don't fret about the calories because there's precious little substance in Birthday Girl don't gel don't get Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile don't get enough of that background for the characters to be involving as individuals rather than types don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this . don't give a damn don't go out of your way to pay full price don't go to the movies for don't have a clue on the park don't have a clue on the park . don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role . don't have to add up to mesmerize you don't have to know about music to appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance don't have to know about music to appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance . don't inhabit their roles don't know if Frailty will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director don't know precisely what to make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it don't know precisely what to make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it . don't know what she's doing in here don't know whether to admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace don't know whether to admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both . don't know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money don't know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money . don't like don't like it don't look for any hefty anti-establishment message in what is essentially a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper don't make movies like they used to anymore don't manage an equally assured narrative coinage don't mind crappy movies as much as adults , provided there's lots of cute animals and clumsy people don't mind crappy movies as much as adults , provided there's lots of cute animals and clumsy people . don't mind crappy movies as much as adults , provided there's lots of cute animals and clumsy people . ` Snow Dogs ' has both . don't mind having my heartstrings pulled , but don't treat me like a fool don't mind having my heartstrings pulled , but don't treat me like a fool . don't need the lesson in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers don't need to be a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch don't need to know your Ice-T's from your Cool-J's to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California don't need to try very hard don't notice the 129-minute running time don't pile on this much syrup don't pile on this much syrup . don't quite add up to a meal don't quite fit together don't really care for the candidate don't really care too much about this love story don't really care too much about this love story . don't really care too much about this love story . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting don't really care too much about this love story . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . don't really care too much about this love story . in that setting don't really seem all that profound , at least by way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material don't really seem all that profound , at least by way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material . don't really want to know don't rent it don't see don't see often enough these days don't see the point don't see the point . don't seem ever to run out of ideas don't seem to have much emotional impact on the characters don't seem to have much emotional impact on the characters . don't settle for this Imposter don't settle for this Imposter . don't stand a chance alone don't think I laughed out loud once don't think I laughed out loud once . don't think I laughed out loud once . And when you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem don't think I laughed out loud once . And when you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem . don't think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version don't think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version . don't think so don't think so . don't think that A . C . will help this movie one bit don't think that A.C. will help this movie one bit don't think this movie loves women at all don't understand what on earth is going on don't walk , to see this barbed and bracing comedy on the big screen don't want to be worrying about whether the ineffectual Broomfield is going to have the courage to knock on that door don't want to be worrying about whether the ineffectual Broomfield is going to have the courage to knock on that door . don't want to think too much about what's going on don't want to use your brain don't want to use your brain . don't work in concert don't work in concert . do no wrong do no wrong with Jason X do no wrong with Jason X. do not automatically equal laughs do not automatically equal laughs . do not fit do not fit . do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances do so again-courage , self-sacrifice and patience do so again-courage , self-sacrifice and patience under pressure do some of their best work in their underwritten roles do some of their best work in their underwritten roles , do some of their best work in their underwritten roles , but do some of their best work in their underwritten roles , but don't be fooled do something fun do that is really funny do that much . Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth do the genial-rogue shtick to death do the subject matter justice do too many things in this story do virtually everything wrong do we have that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept do we have that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept ? do well to check this one out do well to check this one out because it's straight up Twin Peaks action do well to cram earplugs do well to cram earplugs in their ears do well to cram earplugs in their ears and do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes do what he does best do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel do with imagination do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels , fight off various anonymous attackers , and evade elaborate surveillance technologies do worse than this oddly cheerful -- but not particularly funny -- body-switching farce do you do you make a movie with depth about a man who lacked any do you make a movie with depth about a man who lacked any ? do you make a movie with depth about a man who lacked any ? On the evidence before us , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough do you make a movie with depth about a man who lacked any ? On the evidence before us , the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough . do you spell cliché do-over doc that isn't trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience ! docile , mostly wordless ethnographic extras docu-Dogma plainness document document both sides of this emotional car-wreck documentarian documentaries in which underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs documentary to disregard available bias documentary to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it documentary which is emotionally diluted by focusing on the story's least interesting subject documentary-like credibility documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity documents a culture in the throes of rapid change doddering doddering , misogynistic boy dodge dodge this one does . does Dickens as it should be done cinematically does LeBlanc make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad does LeBlanc make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad , but he appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes . does Spider-Man deliver , but I suspect it might deliver again and again . does Steven Seagal come across these days ? does `` Lilo & Stitch '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as `` Mulan '' or `` Tarzan . does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely does a disservice does a disservice to the audience and to the genre does a disservice to the audience and to the genre . does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along . does a fine job contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past does a fine job contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past . does a fine job contrasting the sleekness of the film's present with the playful paranoia of the film's past . ' does a fine job of capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly , relating it to what is happening in America in 2002 does a fine job of capturing the climate of the times and , perhaps unwittingly , relating it to what is happening in America in 2002 . does a good job does a good job here of working against her natural likability does a good job here of working against her natural likability . does a good job of laying out some of the major issues that we encounter as we journey through life does a good job of laying out some of the major issues that we encounter as we journey through life . does a great combination act does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject -- does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject -- taking us through a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history does a great combination act as narrator , Jewish grandmother and subject -- taking us through a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history . does a solid job does a solid job of slowly does a solid job of slowly , does a solid job of slowly , steadily building up to the climactic burst of violence does a solid job of slowly , steadily building up to the climactic burst of violence . does a splendid job of racial profiling Hollywood style -- casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- a trend long overdue does a splendid job of racial profiling Hollywood style -- casting excellent Latin actors of all ages -- a trend long overdue . does a terrific job conjuring up a sinister , menacing atmosphere though unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head does all of this , and more does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift . does an established filmmaker does an established filmmaker so ardently waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this does because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple does best does capture the complexity of a big family and its trials and tribulations does capture the complexity of a big family and its trials and tribulations ... does cathartic truth telling does deliver a few gut-busting laughs does display an original talent does display greatness does everything does feel like a short stretched out to feature length . does full honor does full honor to Miyazaki's teeming and often unsettling landscape , and to the conflicted complexity of his characters does full honor to Miyazaki's teeming and often unsettling landscape , and to the conflicted complexity of his characters . does give a pretty good overall picture of the situation in Laramie following the murder of Matthew Shepard does give a pretty good overall picture of the situation in Laramie following the murder of Matthew Shepard . does give a taste of the Burning Man ethos , an appealing blend of counter-cultural idealism and hedonistic creativity does give a taste of the Burning Man ethos , an appealing blend of counter-cultural idealism and hedonistic creativity . does give the film a certain timeless quality does give you a peek . The main problem being that it's only a peek does give you a peek . The main problem being that it's only a peek . does go on forever does go on forever . does has some entertainment value - how much depends on how well you like Chris Rock does have a few cute moments does have a heart does have a heart . does have a heart . Now , if it only had a brain does have a heart . Now , if it only had a brain . does have a long way to go before it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza does have its charms does have its charms . does have some exciting scenes does have some very funny sequences does her best does his sly , intricate magic does hold up pretty well does hold up pretty well . does it ask searching enough questions to justify its pretensions does its best does its best to work us over , with second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds does its best to work us over , with second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds . does its predecessors proud does its predecessors proud . does its sensitive handling of some delicate subject matter does justice does justice both to Stevenson and to the sci-fi genre does justice both to Stevenson and to the sci-fi genre . does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain does little does little , apart from raising the topic , to further stoke the conversation does little here does little here but point at things that explode into flame does little that is actually funny with the material does make for excellent company does manage to make a few points about modern man and his problematic quest for human connection does mark Ms . Bullock's best work in some time does mark Ms. Bullock's best work in some time doesn't doesn't add anything fresh to the myth doesn't add anything fresh to the myth . doesn't add up doesn't add up . doesn't add up to a sufficient explanation of what the final dance work , The Selection , became in its final form . doesn't add up to a sufficient explanation of what the final dance work , the selection , became in its final form doesn't add up to a whole lot doesn't add up to a whole lot . doesn't aim for our sympathy , but rather delivers a performance of striking skill and depth doesn't aim for our sympathy , but rather delivers a performance of striking skill and depth . doesn't allow an earnest moment to pass without reminding audiences that it's only a movie doesn't allow an earnest moment to pass without reminding audiences that it's only a movie . doesn't always hang together doesn't always improve the over-the-top mix doesn't always jell with Sean Penn's monotone narration doesn't always succeed in its quest to be taken seriously doesn't amount to much of anything doesn't amount to much of anything . doesn't beat that one , either . doesn't become smug or sanctimonious towards the audience doesn't believe in itself doesn't bode well for the rest of it doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly doesn't bring anything new to the proverbial table doesn't capture the effect of these tragic deaths on hip-hop culture doesn't care about cleverness , wit or any other kind of intelligent humor doesn't care about cleverness , wit or any other kind of intelligent humor . doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films doesn't come much lower . doesn't compare to the brilliant original doesn't completely doesn't completely survive its tonal transformation from dark comedy to suspense thriller doesn't conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects doesn't connect in a neat way doesn't connect in a neat way , doesn't connect in a neat way , but doesn't connect in a neat way , but introduces characters who illuminate mysteries of sex , duty and love doesn't contain half the excitement of Balto , or quarter the fun of Toy Story 2 doesn't contain half the excitement of Balto , or quarter the fun of Toy Story 2 . doesn't cut it doesn't demand a dumb , distracted audience doesn't deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is doesn't deserve the energy it takes to describe how bad it is . doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it doesn't disappoint doesn't disappoint . doesn't distinguish itself from the herd doesn't do doesn't do a load of good doesn't do a very good job conveying the issue at hand doesn't do much to weigh any arguments one way or the other doesn't do much to weigh any arguments one way or the other . doesn't do much to weigh any arguments one way or the other . He simply presents his point of view that Ayurveda works . No question . doesn't do much with its template , despite a remarkably strong cast doesn't do much with its template , despite a remarkably strong cast . doesn't drag an audience down doesn't end up being very inspiring or insightful doesn't end up being very inspiring or insightful . doesn't end up having much that is fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything . doesn't even have a great ending doesn't even have potential as a cult film , as it's too loud to shout insults at the screen doesn't even have potential as a cult film , as it's too loud to shout insults at the screen . doesn't even have the virtue of enough mindless violence to break up the tedium of all its generational bonding doesn't even in passing mention political prisoners , poverty and the boat loads of people who try to escape the country doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such doesn't even seem like she tried doesn't even try for the greatness that Happy Together shoots for ( and misses ) doesn't exactly favour the audience doesn't exactly reveal what makes Vincent tick , but perhaps any definitive explanation for it would have felt like a cheat doesn't feel it has to prove anything doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine doesn't figure in the present Hollywood program doesn't fit the part doesn't flinch from its unsettling prognosis , namely , that the legacy of war is a kind of perpetual pain doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world doesn't fully doesn't fully satisfy either the die-hard Jason fans or those who can take a good joke . doesn't generate a lot of energy doesn't generate a lot of energy . doesn't get much livelier in the three hours in between doesn't get the job done , running off the limited chemistry created by ralph fiennes and jennifer lopez doesn't get the job done , running off the limited chemistry created by ralph fiennes and jennifer lopez . doesn't give us a character worth giving a damn about doesn't give us a character worth giving a damn about . doesn't give us a reason to be in the theater beyond Wilde's wit and the actors ' performances doesn't give us anything we haven't seen before doesn't give you enough to feel good about doesn't give you enough to feel good about . doesn't give you time doesn't go far enough doesn't go far enough . doesn't go for the usual obvious laughs at the expense of cheap-looking monsters -- unless you count Elvira's hooters . doesn't have a passion for the material doesn't have a passion for the material . doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . doesn't have all the answers doesn't have any huge laughs in its story of irresponsible cops who love to play pranks doesn't have anything really interesting to say doesn't have anything really interesting to say . doesn't have big screen magic doesn't have enough innovation or pizazz to attract teenagers doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length doesn't have his heart in it doesn't have more flashes of insight doesn't have much else ... especially doesn't have much else ... especially in a moral sense doesn't have much else ... especially in a moral sense . doesn't have much panache , but with material this rich it doesn't need it doesn't have much panache , but with material this rich it doesn't need it . doesn't have much to say beyond the news doesn't have some fairly pretty pictures doesn't have sufficient heft to justify its two-hour running time doesn't have sufficient heft to justify its two-hour running time . doesn't have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy doesn't have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy . doesn't have the same magical quality as the beginning of the story doesn't have the same magical quality as the beginning of the story . doesn't have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch doesn't help that the director and cinematographer Stephen Kazmierski shoot on grungy video , giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel doesn't help that the director and cinematographer Stephen Kazmierski shoot on grungy video , giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel . doesn't hold them in contempt doesn't hurt anyone and works for its participants doesn't ignore the more problematic aspects of Brown's life . doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen doesn't just make the most out of its characters ' flaws doesn't just make the most out of its characters ' flaws but doesn't just make the most out of its characters ' flaws but insists on the virtue of imperfection doesn't know if it wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick . doesn't know it's a comedy doesn't know it's a comedy . doesn't know the meaning of the word ` quit . ' doesn't know what it wants to be doesn't know whether it wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama doesn't leave you with much doesn't leave you with much . doesn't live up to Barry's dead-eyed , perfectly chilled delivery doesn't live up to material doesn't make any sense doesn't make for great cinema doesn't make much doesn't make sense doesn't make the cut doesn't make the movie any less entertaining doesn't make up for a weak movie doesn't manage to hit all of its marks doesn't match his ambition doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls doesn't mean that it's interesting to anyone else doesn't mean that it's interesting to anyone else . doesn't mean you have to check your brain at the door doesn't mean you won't like looking at it doesn't merit it doesn't necessarily doesn't necessarily equate to being good , no matter how admirably the filmmakers have gone for broke doesn't need Gangs of New York doesn't offer any easy answers . doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people doesn't offer audiences any way of gripping what its point is , or even its attitude toward its subject doesn't offer audiences any way of gripping what its point is , or even its attitude toward its subject . doesn't offer much in terms of plot or acting doesn't offer much in terms of plot or acting . doesn't organize it with any particular insight doesn't overcome the tumult of maudlin tragedy doesn't overcome the tumult of maudlin tragedy . doesn't pay doesn't pop Reese back doesn't pop Reese back . doesn't pummel us with phony imagery or music doesn't put you off doesn't quite doesn't quite do justice to the awfulness of the movie , for that comes through all too painfully in the execution doesn't quite do justice to the awfulness of the movie , for that comes through all too painfully in the execution . doesn't quite fit doesn't quite fly doesn't quite fly . doesn't quite get there doesn't quite go the distance doesn't quite know how to fill a frame doesn't quite know how to fill a frame . doesn't quite know how to fill a frame . Like the Hanks character doesn't quite make the cut of being placed on any list of favorites doesn't quite make the cut of being placed on any list of favorites . doesn't reach them doesn't really believe in it doesn't really believe in it , doesn't really believe in it , and breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes doesn't really believe in it , and breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes . doesn't really care about the thousands of Americans who die hideously doesn't really care about the thousands of americans who die hideously doesn't really deliver for country music fans or for family audiences doesn't really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions doesn't really go anywhere doesn't really go anywhere . doesn't really know or care about the characters doesn't really know or care about the characters , doesn't really know or care about the characters , and doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events . doesn't remake Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris so much as distill it . doesn't reveal even a hint of artifice doesn't serve up a whole lot of laughs doesn't serve up a whole lot of laughs . doesn't show enough of the creative process or even of what was created for the non-fan to figure out what makes Wilco a big deal . doesn't signify a whole lot either doesn't so much phone in his performance as doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it . doesn't so much phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it . '' doesn't stand a ghost of a chance doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention . doesn't sustain interest beyond the first half-hour doesn't sustain interest beyond the first half-hour . doesn't sustain its initial promise with a jarring , new-agey tone creeping into the second half doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that . doesn't take itself so deadly seriously doesn't tell you anything except that the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes doesn't tell you anything except that the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes . doesn't think much of its characters , its protagonist , or of us doesn't think much of its characters , its protagonist , or of us . doesn't transcend genre doesn't trust laughs doesn't trust laughs -- and doesn't conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects doesn't trust laughs -- and doesn't conjure proper respect for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects . doesn't try to surprise us with plot twists doesn't try to surprise us with plot twists , but rather doesn't try to surprise us with plot twists , but rather seems to enjoy its own transparency doesn't try to surprise us with plot twists , but rather seems to enjoy its own transparency . doesn't understand that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself doesn't understand that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself . doesn't understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb doesn't use ( Monsoon Wedding ) to lament the loss of culture . doesn't want to doesn't waste a moment doesn't win any points for originality doesn't win any points for originality . doesn't win any points for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids doesn't win any points for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids some welcome role models and optimism . doesn't work doesn't work . doesn't work as either doesn't work as either . doesn't work because there is no foundation for it doesn't work for me doesn't work for me . doesn't work in a modern context doesn't wrap the proceedings up neatly does no justice does no justice to the story itself does no justice to the story itself . does not a movie make does not achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you does not achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you . does not alienate either gender in the audience does not come readily to mind when considering the world's best cuisine does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this does not deserve to go down with a ship as leaky as this . does not have does not have , beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay does not live up to its style does not make for much of a movie does not make for much of a movie . does not necessarily make for persuasive viewing . does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies , but does not proclaim the truth about two love-struck somebodies , but permits them time and space to convince us of that all on their own . does not really does not really make the case the Kissinger should be tried as a war criminal does not really make the case the Kissinger should be tried as a war criminal . does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches does not translate well to the screen does not work does not work . does nothing new with the old story does nothing new with the old story , except to show fisticuffs in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed does nothing new with the old story , except to show fisticuffs in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed over a 28K modem does nothing new with the old story , except to show fisticuffs in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed over a 28K modem . does offer a brutal form of charisma . does pack some serious suspense does pack some serious suspense . does paint some memorable images ... , does possess a loose , lackadaisical charm does probably as good a job as anyone does probably as good a job as anyone at bringing off the Hopkins\/Rock collision of acting styles and onscreen personas does seem pretty unbelievable at times does so many of the little things right does so many of the little things right that it's difficult not to cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff does so marvelously compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight does so with an artistry that also smacks of revelation does so with such an uneven tone does so without compromising that complexity does so without compromising that complexity . does somehow manage to get you under its spell does somehow manage to get you under its spell . does sound promising in theory does strong , measured work does strong , measured work . does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids some welcome role models and optimism does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids some welcome role models and optimism . does such a fine job of engulfing you in its world and allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought does such a fine job of engulfing you in its world and allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought . does such a good job of it does such a good job of it that Family Fundamentals gets you riled up does such an excellent job of critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development that criticizing feels more like commiserating . does such high-profile talent serve such literate material does sustain an enjoyable level of ridiculousness does thanks in large measure does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us does the field no favors does the movie fail to make us part of its reality does the nearly impossible does the thoroughly formulaic film does the trick of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories does this so well does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , Hopkins looks like a drag queen does too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , Hopkins looks like a drag queen . does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end does well does with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism dog dog soldiers doesn't transcend genre dog soldiers doesn't transcend genre -- it embraces it , energizes it and takes big bloody chomps out of it dog soldiers doesn't transcend genre -- it embraces it , energizes it and takes big bloody chomps out of it . dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool dogged dogged good will of the parents and ` vain ' Jia's defoliation of ego , make the film touching despite some doldrums dogged good will of the parents and ` vain ' Jia's defoliation of ego , make the film touching despite some doldrums . doggie dogs dogs who are smarter than him doing battle doing dumb things doing its namesake proud doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents doing last year's taxes doing last year's taxes with your ex-wife doing last year's taxes with your ex-wife . doing little doing nothing doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights doing silly stuff doing something else far more pleasurable doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . doing something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans doing something wrong doing strange guy things doing them good doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves doing very little doing very little with its imaginative premise doing what it does with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism doldrums dollars doltish doltish and doltish and uneventful domestic abuse domestic psychopathy domestic tension and unhappiness domestic tragedy dominant dominate a family dominate the story dominated dominated by cold , loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas dominates domination and destruction done , but slow done , running off the limited chemistry created by Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Lopez done , running off the limited chemistry created by ralph fiennes and jennifer lopez done , so primitive in technique done , so primitive in technique , done , so primitive in technique , that it can't really be called animation done -- a sleepy afternoon rental done a fine job of updating White's dry wit to a new age done a great disservice done a great disservice by a lack of critical distance and a sad trust in liberal arts college bumper sticker platitudes done a great disservice by a lack of critical distance and a sad trust in liberal arts college bumper sticker platitudes . done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled done an amazing job of getting realistic performances from his mainly nonprofessional cast done and perfectly done any better in bringing the story of Spider-Man to the big screen done anything remotely intelligent done before but never so vividly done better in Wilder's Some Like It Hot is like saying the sun rises in the east done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks done cinematically done excellent work done excellent work here done his best done his homework done his subject justice done it this time done it this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel done right done that ... a thousand times done that ... a thousand times already done the nearly impossible done the nearly impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . done to death done too often by people far more talented than Ali G done up by Howard done way too often done well done well to end this flawed , dazzling series with the raising of something other than his own cremaster done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit done with noticeably less energy and imagination done-to-death done-to-death material donna doofus doofus-on doomed doomed by its smallness dope dopey dopey dialogue dopey dialogue and dopey dialogue and sometimes inadequate performances dopey dialogue and sometimes inadequate performances kill the effect dopey movie dopey old dopey plot dormant national grief dot com is so rambling and disconnected it never builds any suspense dot com is so rambling and disconnected it never builds any suspense . double in value a week double in value a week from Friday double-barreled rip-off double-cross that made Mamet's '' House of Games '' and last fall's '' Heist '' so much fun doubt it doubt that Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body doubt the filmmakers ' motives doubtful this listless feature will win him any new viewers doubting dough from baby boomer families dour down a familiar road with a few twists down badly down badly as we down badly as we absorb Jia's moody , bad-boy behavior which he portrays himself in a one-note performance . down by hit-and-miss topical humour down easily down his pint-sized gangsta down memory lane down on their working-class subjects down over 140 minutes down the path of the mundane down the reality drain down the story's more cerebral , and likable , plot elements down the toilet in favor of bright flashes down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito down to mediocrity down to the key grip that this bold move works . down to the key grip that this bold move works . Especially give credit to Affleck down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow down to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't down-and-dirty down-and-dirty laugher down-to-earth down-to-earth Bullock downbeat downer downer than your end-of-year 401 ( k ) statement downer than your end-of-year 401 ( k ) statement . downfall downhill downhill as soon as macho action conventions assert themselves downing downplays the raunch in favor of gags that rely on the strength of their own cleverness as opposed to the extent of their outrageousness downright Hitchcockian downright comically evil downright creepy downright despicable downright intoxicating downright movie penance downright repellent downright silly downright unfree downward doze off doze off during this one doze off for a few minutes doze off for a few minutes or doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything doze off thirty minutes doze off thirty minutes into the film dozens of bad guys drab drab . drab and drab and inert drab and sordid drab romp drab wannabe drabness drabness endemic to digital video drabness endemic to digital video . drag drag along drag along the dead ( water ) weight of the other drag an audience drag as soon as the action speeds up drag audience enthusiasm drag gags drag it down to mediocrity drag it down to mediocrity -- drag it down to mediocrity -- director Clare Peploe's misunderstanding of Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress drag on drag on for nearly three hours drag queen , drag the movie drag the movie down drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor drag two-thirds through drag two-thirds through , dragged down dragged down by a leaden closing act dragged on dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams draggin ' draggin ' about draggy dragons dragons ! drags drags , underscoring the obvious drags during its 112-minute length drags it drags it back drags on drags on becoming boring and predictable drags on becoming boring and predictable . drags on so interminably it's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time drags on so interminably it's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time . drags out drags the film drags the film down drags the film down . drain drain all the film of its energy drained of human emotion drained of life in an attempt to be sober and educational drains drains his movie of all individuality drains it drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) drama drama , drama , an admirable ambition drama , conflict , drama , conflict , tears and surprise drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage drama , suspense , revenge , and romance drama , tampoco es tan superficial como muchas drama . drama about a father and son connection that is a brief shooting star of love drama and exasperatingly slow journey drama that takes itself all too seriously dramatic dramatic , funny and poignant dramatic and emotional dramatic and emotional pull dramatic animated feature dramatic arc dramatic comedy dramatic enlightenment , dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George dramatic enough dramatic enough to sustain interest dramatic experience . dramatic gut-wrenching impact dramatic impact dramatic interest dramatic momentum dramatic nor dramatic nor comic dramatic performance dramatic potential dramatic punch dramatic punch and depth dramatic snapshot dramatic substance dramatic tension dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition dramatic things happen to people dramatic treatment dramatic unity dramatic urgency dramatically depicting the lives of others onstage dramatically forceful dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot dramatically moving dramatically satisfying dramatically satisfying heroine dramatically substantial dramatize life's messiness dramatize life's messiness from inside out , in all its strange quirks dramatized dramatized PBS program dramaturgy dramedy ' draw attention draw attention to itself draw easy chuckles but lead nowhere draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue draw people together draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them draw you deeply into its world drawbacks drawing flavorful performances drawing flavorful performances from bland actors drawing wrenching performances drawing wrenching performances from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable drawn engaging characters drawn engaging characters while peppering the pages with memorable zingers drawn excellent performances drawn excellent performances from his cast drawn in by the sympathetic characters drawn into the exotic world of belly dancing drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign drawn with a master's steady stroke drawn with a master's steady stroke . drawn-out draws a picture of a man for whom political expedience became a deadly foreign policy draws its considerable power draws its considerable power from simplicity draws its considerable power from simplicity . draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent draws on an elegant visual sense and a talent for easy , seductive pacing draws our attention draws our attention like a magnet draws our attention like a magnet , draws our attention like a magnet , and draws our attention like a magnet , and acts circles around her better known co-star , Mark Wahlberg draws our attention like a magnet , and acts circles around her better known co-star , Mark Wahlberg . draws out the best from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals that are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue draws out the best from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals that are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue . draws several decent laughs draws the audience draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss draws us in draws us in long draws you draws you in dread dread encountering the most dread or dreaded dreadful dreadful Sabrina remake dreadful day dreadful live-action movie . dreadful romance dreadful romance . dreadfully dreadfully earnest inversion dreadfully short dreadfulness dream dream of dreamed of attending Cannes dreamed up dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie dreaminess dreaming up romantic comedies dreamlike dreamlike ecstasy dreamlike glide dreamlike visuals dreams , dreams and aspirations dreamy dreamy and dreamy and evocative dreary dreary , humorless soap opera dreary , incoherent , self-indulgent mess dreary and dreary and overwrought dreary and sluggish dreary expanse dreary indulgence . dreary mess dreary mid-section dreary movie . dreary piece dreary rip-off dreary tract dreary weather dreck disguised as comedy dredge dredge up drek drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama dress up in drag dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? dressed up this little parable dressed up this little parable in a fairly irresistible package full of privileged moments and memorable performances dresses them in lovely costumes , Southern California locations and star power drew to a close drifts aimlessly drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category drifts so inexorably drifts so inexorably into cliches drifts so inexorably into cliches about tortured ( and torturing ) artists and consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods drifts so inexorably into cliches about tortured ( and torturing ) artists and consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods on drifts so inexorably into cliches about tortured ( and torturing ) artists and consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods on . drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . drink to excess , piss on trees , b.s. one another drive anyone much over age 4 screaming from the theater drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster drive to show how its done drivel drivel so sickly sweet , even the eager consumers of Moore's pasteurized ditties driven by a natural sense for what works driven by appealing leads driven by the pathetic idea driven by the pathetic idea that if you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape , it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' drives this movie drives this movie . No , it's the repetition of said behavior droll , well-acted , character-driven comedy droll whimsy drone on inanely for two hours droning droning house music drooling idiots drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael drop everything and run to Ichi drop your jaw dropped dropped from their record label , proving that one man's ruin may be another's fortune dropped me back in my seat with more emotional force than any other recent film drops the ball drops the ball too many times drops you drops you into a dizzying , volatile , pressure-cooker of a situation that quickly snowballs out of drown a viewer in boredom drown a viewer in boredom than to send any shivers down his spine drown out drown out the tinny self-righteousness of his voice drown yourself drown yourself in a lake drown yourself in a lake afterwards drowned me drowned me in boredom drowned me in boredom . drowned out drowned out by director Jon Purdy's sledgehammer sap drowns in a sea of visual and verbal clichés drowns in sap . drowns out drowns out the lousy dialogue drowns out the lousy dialogue . drowns out the promise of the romantic angle . drowsy drowsy drama drowsy heaviness drudgery drudgery . drug culture drug dealers drug dealers , drug dealers , kidnapping , and unsavory folks drug therapy drug-induced bowel druggy druggy and self-indulgent druggy and self-indulgent , druggy and self-indulgent , like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors drugs and winds up drugs and winds up in an institution drum up drunken drunken driver dry dry , reliable textbook dry and dry humor dry humor and jarring shocks dry humor and jarring shocks , plus dry of humor , verve and fun dry the undead action flick formula dry wit and compassion drying out dubious dubious human being dubious product duck the very issues it raises ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls dud dud from frame one dud from frame one . duda duds dudsville due to Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material due to its rapid-fire delivery and due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment dull dull '' dull '' cyber-horror '' flick dull , brain-deadening hangover dull , costumey feel dull , dour documentary dull , dumb and derivative horror dull , inconsistent , dishonest dull , inconsistent , dishonest female bonding dull , lifeless dull , lifeless , and irritating dull , nerdy folks dull , pretentious version dull , ridiculous dull , ridiculous attempt dull , simple-minded and stereotypical dull , simple-minded and stereotypical tale dull , somnambulant exercise dull , spiritless , silly and monotonous dull , unimaginative dull . dull `` cyber-horror '' flick dull a person as this film makes him out to be dull and dull and ankle-deep dull and pretentious dull and pretentious to be engaging dull and wooden dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care dull effects dull exposition dull girl dull in its lack of poetic frissons dull in stretches dull leftover romantic motifs basted in faux-contemporary gravy dull moment dull plots dull procession dull spots dull thriller dull with only Caine dull-witted dull-witted and dull-witted and disquietingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy dullard dullards . dulled dulled by slasher films and gorefests dulled your senses dulled your senses faster and deeper dulled your senses faster and deeper than any recreational drug on the market dullest dullest Irish pub scenes dullest kiddie flicks dullest science fiction dullest tangents dullingly dullingly repetitive dullness dulls duly impressive in IMAX dimensions dumas dumb dumb , dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects dumb , distracted audience dumb , fun , curiously adolescent movie dumb , insulting , or childish dumb , narratively chaotic dumb , narratively chaotic , dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam dumb , narratively chaotic , visually sloppy ... a weird amalgam of ` The Thing ' and a geriatric dumb , sweet , and intermittently hilarious dumb . dumb action movie dumb action-movie standards dumb and dumb and cheesy dumb and derivative horror dumb but occasionally dumb but occasionally really funny dumb characters dumb comedy dumb down dumb drug jokes dumb drug jokes and dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick dumb entertainment dumb entertainment have to be this dumb dumb excuse dumb fart dumb fart jokes dumb gags dumb gags , dumb gags , anatomical humor dumb gags , anatomical humor , dumb gags , anatomical humor , or dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches dumb high school comedy dumb humor dumb movie dumb story dumb things dumbed-down dumbed-down approach dumbed-down concoction dumbed-down tactics dumbed-down version dumber dumbest dumbest , sketchiest movie dumbfoundingly dumbfoundingly , mind-numbingly bad . dumbness dumped dumped a whole lot of plot dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags dumplings dunce dupe dupe the viewer dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product durable durable obsessions during World War II during a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action during sunset during that final , beautiful scene during the long build-up of expository material during the offbeat musical numbers during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness dust-caked dust-caked stagnation dusty dutiful precision dutifully pulling on heartstrings duty and love dwarfs everything else in the film dwells dwells on crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and sappy dialogue dwells on crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and sappy dialogue . dwindles dwindles . dying dying a slow death dying a slow death , if the poor quality of Pokemon 4 Ever is any indication dying and dying and going dying and loving dying coral dying fall dying for this kind of entertainment dying to see the same old thing in a tired old setting dynamic dynamic decades dynamic duo dynamic first act dynamics and dysfunction dynamism dynamite at the very end dynamited dysfunction dysfunctional dysfunctional and dysfunctional and destructive dysfunctional drama dysfunctional parent-child relationship dysfunctionally privileged lifestyle dyspeptic dystopia dystopian e . t . just as i hoped i would e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes each interesting each moment of this broken character study is rich in emotional texture each one of these people stand out each one of these people stand out and each one of these people stand out and everybody else is in the background and it just seems manufactured to me and artificial each other against all odds each other also is difficult to fathom each other psychologically each other so intensely , but with restraint each other virtually each overwrought new sequence each trailer park you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster each watered down the version of the one before eager fans eager to please eagerly eagerly and eagerly and easily ear candy ear-pleasing ear-pleasing songs eardrum-dicing gunplay , screeching-metal smashups , earlier copycat Under Siege early laughs early work earn our love earn their uplift earned my indignant , preemptive departure earnest , intimate film earnest and well-meaning earnest and well-meaning , earnest and well-meaning , and earnest and well-meaning , and so stocked with talent earnest and well-meaning , and so stocked with talent , earnest and well-meaning , and so stocked with talent , that you almost forget the sheer earnest and well-meaning , and so stocked with talent , that you almost forget the sheer , earnest as a community-college advertisement earnest debut earnest dramaturgy earnest emotional core earnest homage earnest inquiries earnest moment earnest performances earnest racial-issues picture earnest strides earnest study earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability is the only winner earnest yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability is the only winner . earnestly generic crime-busting comic vehicle earnestness earnestness remarkably well earns extra points earns extra points by acting as if it weren't earns it earns it a place alongside those other two recent Dumas botch-jobs , earns it a place alongside those other two recent Dumas botch-jobs , The Man in the Iron Mask and The Musketeer earns it a place alongside those other two recent Dumas botch-jobs , The Man in the Iron Mask and The Musketeer . earns its moments of pathos earns the right to be favorably compared to Das Boot earns the right to be favorably compared to Das Boot . earthly earthshaking earthy ease and confidence easier to digest easier to sit through than most of Jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films easily easily accessible stories easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity easily and , in the end , not well enough easily become a cold , calculated exercise in postmodern pastiche winds up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking easily crush it forever easily dismissive easily fill their scenes and , fine judges both , never overcook the hysteria . easily forgettable film easily forgettable film . easily forgotten easily his finest American film easily marketable easily one of the best films of the year easily rivaling Blair Witch or The Others easily skippable easy , comfortable easy , cynical potshots easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters easy , seductive easy , seductive pacing easy feel-good sentiments easy film easy jokes and insults easy pace easy sanctimony easy sanctimony , formulaic thrills and easy smiles easy swipe to take easy target easy to be bored by as your ABC's easy to be cynical about documentaries in which underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs easy to guess easy to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay easy to like easy to look at easy to love Robin Tunney easy to make such a worthless film easy to swallow , easy to swallow , but scarcely nourishing easy to swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros easy to take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story easy to watch easy watch easy-going easy-going likableness easygoing easygoing blend eat popcorn eat the whole thing up eat up eating , sleeping and stress-reducing eats , meddles , argues , laughs , kibbitzes eats , meddles , argues , laughs , kibbitzes and fights eats up the screen ebullient ebullient Tunisian film ebullient affection eccentric , accident-prone characters eccentric and eccentric and good-naturedly eccentric and good-naturedly aimless story eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss eccentrics echo of allusions echoes echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies eclipse the original eclipses eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done ecological ecologically minded , wildlife friendly film economical economical grace economically packed with telling scenes ecstasy edge edge or edge to it edge to it . edge-of-your-seat edge-of-your-seat , educational antics edgy camera work edgy thriller edit edited , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark editing and pompous editing and pompous references editing ruins editing ruins a potentially terrific flick editorial process edits edits around his screenplay's sappier elements edits around his screenplay's sappier elements ... and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer educates educates viewers educates viewers with words and pictures educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them educational ! educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . educational antics eerie sense eerie thriller eerily eerily convincing as this bland blank of a man with unimaginable demons eerily suspenseful eerily suspenseful , deeply absorbing piece effect of loss effecting effecting change effecting change and inspiring hope effective effective and effective and claustrophobic effective and claustrophobic thriller effective documentary effective enough effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself effective film effective horror effective horror film effective if you stick with it effective in creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation effective moments effective on stage effective performances effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding effective portrait effectively chilling effectively chilling guilty pleasure effectively combines two surefire , beloved genres effectively creepy effectively creepy-scary thriller effectively probe Lear's soul-stripping breakdown effectively translates Naipaul's lively mix of characters from the page to screen . effectiveness effects , better acting and a hilarious Kenneth Branagh . An excellent sequel effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances effects that are more silly than scary efficiency and efficiency and an affection for the period efficient efficient , efficient , suitably anonymous chiller efficient , suitably anonymous chiller . efficiently efficiently minimalist style effort and effort by Washington . It won't rock any boats effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us effort to understand everyone's point of view effort to watch effort to watch this movie effortless effortless , pleasurable , featherweight charm effortless , pleasurable , featherweight charm . effortless performance effortlessly effortlessly draws you in effortlessly regal charisma ego-destroying egocentricities egotistical egotistical endeavor egregiously egregiously short eighth-grader eighties either 11 times too many or else either 11 times too many or else too few either cracking up either moderately amusing either moderately amusing or either moderately amusing or just plain irrelevant either needs more substance to fill the time or some judicious editing either of Val Kilmer's two personas interesting or worth caring about either of those movies either the die-hard Jason fans or those who can take a good joke either the obviousness of it all or its stupidity or maybe even its inventiveness either you're willing to go with this claustrophobic concept el talento elaborate and twisted characters elaborate choreography elaborate continuation elaborate futuristic sets elaborate futuristic sets to no particularly memorable effect elaborate haunted house elaborate production elaborate the conceit of setting this blood-soaked tragedy of murderous ambition in the era of Richard Nixon elaborateness elapse before the daddy of all slashers arrives , still with the boiler suit and white mask , which look remarkably clean for a guy who has been mass-murdering since 1978 but has never been seen doing laundry elbowed aside elbowed aside by one-liners elbows in the face and spit in the eye electric electric movie electrocute and dismember electrocute and dismember their victims in full consciousness electrocute and dismember their victims in full consciousness . elegance elegance and elegance and maturity elegant elegant , witty and beneath elegant , witty and beneath a prim exterior elegant , witty and beneath a prim exterior unabashedly romantic elegant and elegant and sly elegant and sly deadpan elegant entertainment elegant film elegant symmetry elegant technology elegant technology for the masses elegant technology for the masses -- elegant visual sense elegant wit elegant wit and elegant wit and artifice elegant work elegante elegantly elegantly appointed elegantly appointed period drama elegantly balanced movie elegantly colorful look elegantly considers various levels of reality elegantly considers various levels of reality and elegantly considers various levels of reality and uses shifting points of view elegantly crafted as it often is elegiac portrait elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) elements cribbed from Lang's Metropolis , Welles ' Kane , and Eisenstein's Potemkin elements of romance , tragedy and even silent-movie comedy elements such as sound and cinematography with skill elephant feces elevate elevate '' elevate '' Glory elevate '' Glory '' elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk elevate `` Glory '' elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires elevated by Michael Caine's performance elevated by Michael Caine's performance as a weary journalist in a changing world elevated by deft staging and the director's well-known narrative gamesmanship elevated by deft staging and the director's well-known narrative gamesmanship . elevated by it -- the kind of movie elevated by the wholesome twist of a pesky mother elevated by the wholesome twist of a pesky mother interfering during her son's discovery of his homosexuality . elevates itself elevates itself from being yet elevates the experience elevates the experience to a more mythic level elevates the material above pat inspirational status elevates the material above pat inspirational status and elevates the material above pat inspirational status and gives it a sturdiness and solidity that we've long associated with Washington elevates the material above pat inspirational status and gives it a sturdiness and solidity that we've long associated with Washington the actor elevates the material above pat inspirational status and gives it a sturdiness and solidity that we've long associated with Washington the actor . elevates the movie above the run-of-the-mill singles blender elicit a chuckle elicit more of a sense of deja vu than awe elicits strong performances elicits strong performances from his cast elite elling builds gradually until you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy elling builds gradually until you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy . elliptical film eloquence eloquence , spiritual challenge eloquent eloquent ( meditation ) on death eloquent ( meditation ) on death and eloquent ( meditation ) on death and that most elusive of passions eloquent , deeply felt eloquent , deeply felt meditation eloquent , reflective and beautifully eloquent clarity eloquent film eloquent language eloquent memorial eloquently eloquently about the symbiotic relationship between art and life eloquently about the symbiotic relationship between art and life . eloquently performed yet also decidedly uncinematic else about the film tanks else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning eludes Madonna and , playing a charmless witch elusive '' missing elusive , lovely elusive , lovely place elusive , yet inexplicably elusive ... elusive ... stagy and stilted em que , em um desfecho que certamente fica na memória emaciated emaciated flick embark a major career embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker embarrassed embarrassed to be part of embarrassing embarrassing movie embarrassing script embarrassingly embarrassingly ham-fisted embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes embarrassment . embarrassment and embarrassment and others embarrassment or embarrassment or stupidity embedded in the sexy demise of James Dean embellished by editing embellishing embellishing the misanthropic tale embellishment emblematic of the witless ageism emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films embodies the character with an effortlessly regal charisma embodies the character with an effortlessly regal charisma . embodies the transformation of his character embodies the transformation of his character completely embodies the transformation of his character completely . embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St. Petersburg's Hermitage Museum embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St. Petersburg's Hermitage Museum . embrace this engaging and literate psychodrama embraced embraced by this gentle comedy embraces it , energizes it embraces it , energizes it and embraces it , energizes it and takes big bloody chomps out of it embraces its old-fashioned themes embraces life embraces life in public embraces the time-honored truth embraces the time-honored truth that the most powerful thing in life is embracing embracing than Monty embroiled in a bloody civil war emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right emerge dazed , confused as to whether you've seen pornography or documentary emerge dazed , confused as to whether you've seen pornography or documentary . emerge with unimpeachable clarity emerged as hilarious lunacy emerged as hilarious lunacy in the hands of Woody Allen emerges a radiant character portrait emerges a radiant character portrait . emerges as a numbingly dull experience emerges as a numbingly dull experience . emerges as a surprisingly anemic disappointment emerges as a surprisingly anemic disappointment . emerges as another key contribution emerges as another key contribution to the flowering of the South Korean cinema emerges as his most vital work since GoodFellas emerges as his most vital work since GoodFellas . emerges as powerful rather than cloying emerges as the very best of them emerges from the simple fact that the movie has virtually nothing to show emerges from the simple fact that the movie has virtually nothing to show . emerges in the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers emerges in the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers . emerges in the movie , using a plot that could have come from an animated-movie screenwriting textbook emerges with yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective emerges with yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective . emerging from between the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the newfangled Hollywood post-production effects emerging from that most surprising of nations emerging in world cinema eminently engrossing film eminently forgettable emotional , Rocky-like emotional , though still positive , emotional , though still positive , wrench emotional and emotional and moral emotional blandness emotional buttons emotional car-wreck emotional comfort emotional connections emotional conviction emotional depth emotional development emotional edge emotional evolution emotional film emotional force emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt emotional gravity emotional heart emotional heft emotional intelligence emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears emotional intimacy emotional investment emotional misery emotional motivation emotional power emotional seesawing emotional sterility to match its outer space setting emotional truth emotionally accessible , almost mystical work emotionally and narratively complex emotionally and narratively complex filmmaking emotionally and spiritually compelling emotionally and spiritually compelling journey emotionally assertive emotionally at least ) emotionally belittle emotionally belittle a cinema emotionally belittle a cinema classic . emotionally bruised emotionally bruised characters emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count emotionally cheated emotionally cheated by the film's tart , sugar-free wit emotionally complex emotionally complex , dramatically satisfying heroine emotionally desiccated emotionally devastating emotionally diluted by focusing on the story's least interesting subject emotionally distant piece emotionally engrossing emotionally engrossing , too , emotionally grand emotionally honest emotionally intense emotionally malleable emotionally manipulative and sadly imitative of innumerable emotionally manipulative and sadly imitative of innumerable past Love Story derisions emotionally predictable or bland emotionally rich emotionally rich , emotionally rich , poetically plump emotionally rich , poetically plump and emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , emotionally rich , poetically plump and visually fulsome , but never showy , film emotionally satisfying emotionally satisfying exploration emotionally scattered film emotionally scattered film whose hero gives his heart only to the dog emotionally stirring emotionally strong emotionally strong and emotionally strong and politically potent emotionally strong and politically potent piece emotionally unavailable rut emotionally vapid emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them empathetic empathetic caretakers empathize empathize with others empathy empathy . If there ain't none , you have a problem empathy and pity fogging up the screen ... empathy and pity fogging up the screen ... His Secret Life enters the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles . emphasis emphasising her plight and isolation emphasized emphasizes every line and sag emphasizes style over character and substance emphasizes the Q in Quirky , with mixed results . emphasizes the computer and the cool emphasizes the isolation of these characters by confining color to Liyan's backyard emphasizes the q in quirky , emphasizes the spare precision of the narratives emphasizes the spare precision of the narratives and emphasizes the spare precision of the narratives and helps to give them an atavistic power , emphasizes the spare precision of the narratives and helps to give them an atavistic power , as if they were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time emphasizes the spare precision of the narratives and helps to give them an atavistic power , as if they were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time . emphasizes the well-wrought story emphasizes the well-wrought story and emphasizes the well-wrought story and omits needless chase scenes and swordfights as the revenge unfolds emphasizes the well-wrought story and omits needless chase scenes and swordfights as the revenge unfolds . emphasizing emphasizing the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort emphatic employ their quirky and fearless ability employ their quirky and fearless ability to look American angst in the eye and end up laughing employs an accent that I think is supposed to be an attempt at hardass American but sometimes just lapses into unhidden British . employs changes that fit it well rather than ones that were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities employs to authenticate her British persona empowerment empowerment movie empowerment tale thinly empress emptiness emptiness and emptiness and maddeningly emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing empty empty , fetishistic violence empty , fetishistic violence in which murder is casual and fun empty , purposeless empty , ugly exercise empty and empty and unsatisfying empty and unsatisfying , like swallowing a Communion wafer without the wine empty exercise empty head empty stud knockabout empty sub-music video style empty theatres empty vessel emptying rat traps . enable them to discern flimsy screenplays enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb enact a sort of inter-species parody of a VH1 Behind the Music episode enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen enactments , however fascinating they may be as history , enactments , however fascinating they may be as history , are too crude to serve the work especially well enactments , however fascinating they may be as history , are too crude to serve the work especially well . enamored enchanting enchanting ... enchanting ... terribly episodic and lacking the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating enchanting film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm enchanting film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg enchantment encompasses a potent metaphor for a country still dealing with its fascist past encompasses many more paths encompassing encounter in a place where war has savaged the lives and liberties of the poor and the dispossessed . encounter than the original could ever have hoped to be encounters a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation encourage encourage others to stand up and applaud encourage young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale encourages rueful laughter at stereotypes only an Indian-American would recognize encourages you to accept it as life and go with its flow encouraging encouraging debut feature encouraging effort encouraging thought encouraging thought . Better still , he does all of this , encouraging thought . Better still , he does all of this , and encouraging thought . Better still , he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift encouraging to see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity encumbers itself encumbers itself with complications end all chases end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener end on a positive ( if tragic ) note end this flawed , dazzling series end this flawed , dazzling series with the raising of something other end this flawed , dazzling series with the raising of something other than his own cremaster end up laughing end up simply admiring this bit or that , this performance or that end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards end up walking out not only satisfied but also somewhat touched end up with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But that's just the problem with it endear endear itself endear itself to American art house audiences endearing endearing , caring endearing , caring , warm . endearing , masterful endearing . endearing about it endearing about it . endearing and endearing and easy endearing and well-lensed endearing cast endearingly endearingly offbeat romantic comedy endeavors ended so damned ended so damned soon ended up in a movie this bad ending surprise ending that forces the viewer to totally suspend disbelief endless endless assault endless exposition endless pratfalls endless rain is offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long endless trailer endlessly endlessly challenging endlessly fascinating , landmark movie endlessly inventive , fiercely competitive endlessly repetitive endlessly superficial . endorses endorses They simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison ends and tragedy ends by blowing just about everything up ends in a muddle ends in bone-crushing screwups ends on the protagonist's death bed and ends on the protagonist's death bed and doesn't get much livelier in the three hours in between ends on the protagonist's death bed and doesn't get much livelier in the three hours in between . ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters ends so horrendously confusing ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but twists ends up as a bitter pill ends up as tedious as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah ends up being even dumber than its title ends up being even dumber than its title . ends up being neither ends up being neither , and fails at both endeavors ends up being neither , and fails at both endeavors . ends up being surprisingly dull ends up delivering in good measure ends up doing very little with its imaginative premise ends up doing very little with its imaginative premise . ends up exposing his own obsession ends up falling short as a whole ends up festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles ends up festooning U.S. art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles ends up festooning U.S. art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and ends up festooning U.S. art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that ends up merely pretentious -- in a grisly sort of way ends up more of a creaky '' Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought ends up more of a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought ends up seeming goofy ends up selling his film short ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot ends up sounding like satire ends well ends well , ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will ends with a large human tragedy . Alas , getting there is not even half the interest ends with a large human tragedy . Alas , getting there is not even half the interest . ends with a story that is so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true ends with a whimper ends with outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie ends with outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie . ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned ends with scenes so terrifying I'm still stunned . And I've decided to leave a light on every night from now on ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking that tears welled up in my eyes both times endure almost unimaginable horror endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer endure instead of endure instead of enjoy endure three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one enduring enduring strengths energetic energetic , extreme-sports adventure energetic , violent movie energetic acting energetic and energetic and always surprising energetic and always surprising performance energetic and engaging film energetic and original energetic and satisfying energetic and satisfying if energetic and satisfying if not deep and psychological energetic and smart energetic and sweetly energetic and sweetly whimsical energetic cast energetic entertainment energetic frontman energetic music energetic music , energetic musicals energetic stunt sequences energetic surprises energetic sweet-and-sour performance energized energizes energizes it energizing energy energy , intelligence and verve energy , intelligence and verve , energy , intelligence and verve , enhanced by a surplus of vintage archive footage energy and excitement energy and geniality energy and geniality to please not only the fanatical adherents on either side , but also people who know nothing about the subject and think they energy and geniality to please not only the fanatical adherents on either side , but also people who know nothing about the subject and think they're not interested . energy and imagination energy and innovation energy and wit energy and wit to entertain all ages energy it's documenting energy right enervating enervating determination engage engage an audience engage and even touch us engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults engage children engage you engaged engaged in a ferocious debate for years engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come engages engages less for its story of actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese ` cultural revolution . engages less for its story of actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese ` cultural revolution . ' engages one engages one in a sense of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions engages your brain engages your brain in a way few current films do engages your brain in a way few current films do . engaging engaging , engaging , imaginative engaging , imaginative filmmaking engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 engaging , surprisingly engaging , surprisingly touching British comedy engaging , wide-eyed actress engaging . engaging . Oh engaging and engaging and exciting engaging and exciting narrative engaging and intimate engaging and intimate first feature engaging and literate engaging and literate psychodrama engaging and moving portrait engaging and unpredictable character pieces engaging and warm performance engaging as it is revealing engaging characterizations engaging characterizations in Imamura's lively and enjoyable cultural mix engaging characters engaging charisma engaging comedy engaging criminal engaging despite being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks engaging diatribes engaging enough engaging enough to keep you from shifting in your chair too often engaging examination engaging fantasy engaging film engaging film . engaging filmmaking that should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing engaging historical drama engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers engaging look engaging manner and flamboyant style engaging mix engaging mystery engaging nostalgia piece engaging offbeat touches engaging on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less engaging on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less detached engaging overview engaging performances engaging performers engaging simplicity engaging story engaging storyline engaging than the usual fantasies Hollywood produces engaging the audience in the travails of creating a screenplay engagingly engross engross even engross even the most antsy youngsters engrossing engrossing and different engrossing and grim engrossing and infectiously enthusiastic engrossing and infectiously enthusiastic documentary engrossing and moving engrossing and moving in its own right engrossing and psychologically resonant engrossing entertainment engrossing film engrossing melodrama engrossing piece engrossing piece . Lux , now in her eighties engrossing portrait engrossing story engrossing thriller engrossing way to demonstrate the virtues of the IMAX format engulfing you engulfing you in its world engulfing you in its world and engulfing you in its world and allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought enhance enhance the film's otherworldly quality , giving it a strange combo of you-are-there closeness with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen enhance the film's otherworldly quality , giving it a strange combo of you-are-there closeness with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen . enhanced enhanced by a surplus of vintage archive footage enhances the excellent performances enhances the personal touch of manual animation enhances the personal touch of manual animation . enhances the quality of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary enhances the quality of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary . enhances the quality of neil burger's impressive fake documentary enhancing enhancing the cultural and economic subtext , bringing richer meaning to the story's morals enigmatic features enjoy enjoy The Hot Chick enjoy The New Guy . enjoy a close look enjoy a close look at people they don't really want to know enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up enjoy a fast-paced comedy enjoy a fast-paced comedy with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious enjoy as mild escapism enjoy at least enjoy at least the '' real '' portions of the film enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright enjoy for a lifetime enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece enjoy it enjoy its own transparency enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story enjoy mindless action enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out enjoy more thoughtful comedies with interesting conflicted characters enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor enjoy on a certain level enjoy really bad movies enjoy seeing how both evolve enjoy the big screen enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest enjoy the film enjoy the movie enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension that Chabrol spins enjoy the ride enjoy the same free ride from critics afforded to Clint Eastwood in the lazy Bloodwork enjoy their eccentricities enjoy themselves enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers enjoy this enjoy this colorful action farce enjoy this movie enjoy this movie's sharp dialogue and delightful performance by Jolie and Burns enjoy this nonthreatening but thrilling adventure enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V . S . Naipaul's novel enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V.S. Naipaul's novel enjoy yourself enjoy yourselves enjoy yourselves without feeling conned enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . enjoyable enjoyable , Conan-esque claptrap enjoyable , Conan-esque claptrap than the punishing , special-effects soul assaults the Mummy pictures enjoyable , if occasionally flawed , enjoyable , if occasionally flawed , experiment enjoyable ... enjoyable 100 enjoyable 100 minutes enjoyable Big Movie enjoyable Undercover Brother enjoyable above average summer diversion enjoyable and enjoyable and frankly told enjoyable and frankly told tale enjoyable basic enjoyable basic minimum enjoyable choice enjoyable comedy enjoyable documentary . enjoyable ease enjoyable family enjoyable family fare enjoyable family film enjoyable feel-good family comedy enjoyable film enjoyable in its own right enjoyable level enjoyable one enjoyable performances enjoyable randomness enjoyable thanks enjoyable to watch as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world enjoyable trifle enjoyably enjoyably complex enjoyably complex characters enjoyably complex characters who are never what they first appear enjoyably over-the-top enjoyably overblown in the traditional Almodóvar style enjoyed enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , enjoyed , even on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick , primarily because it is dull enjoyed . enjoyed Barbershop enjoyed Barbershop . It's a funny little movie with clever dialogue and likeable characters enjoyed Time of Favor enjoyed Time of Favor while I was watching it enjoyed as a work of fiction inspired by real-life events enjoyed as a work of fiction inspired by real-life events . enjoyed it enjoyed it enough to recommend enjoyed it enough to recommend . enjoyed it just enjoyed it just as much enjoyed it just as much ! enjoyed most of Mostly Martha enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne enjoyed the love story enjoyed the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth , and ultimate theme enjoyed the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth , and ultimate theme . enjoyed the thrill of the chill enjoyed themselves enjoying enjoying himself immensely enjoying much of it enjoying the big-screen experience enjoying this enjoying this film enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . enjoyment enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references enjoys enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix enjoys one of his richest roles enjoys one of his richest roles in years enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little enjoys seeing Joan grow from awkward young woman to strong , determined monarch enjoys the Friday series enlightened enlightened by any of Derrida's enlightening enlightening , insightful and entertaining enlightening and inviting enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world enlightenment enlivens enlivens this film ennui-hobbled enormous enormous comic potential enormous feeling enormous fun enormous fun for thinking audiences enormous packages enormous yacht enormously endearing enormously entertaining enormously entertaining movie enormously good enormously good fun enough , but nothing new enough . Do we really need the Tiger Beat version enough amusing enough amusing banter enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- enough at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different enough beauty to make it unforgettable enough charisma and audacity enough charm and appealing character quirks to forgive that still serious problem enough charm and good enough charm and good acting to make it interesting enough charming moments enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch enough clever enough clever and unexpected enough clever innuendo to fil enough complications , close calls and double-crosses to satisfy us enough cool enough cool fun enough cool fun here enough cool fun here to warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages enough dramatic enough dramatic resonance to make us care about them enough emotional resonance or variety of incident enough energy and excitement enough finely tuned enough flourishes and freak-outs enough flourishes and freak-outs to make it entertaining enough freshness enough funny enough grandeur and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism enough gun battles and enough innovation or pizazz enough insight to keep it from being simpleminded enough intelligence , wit or innovation on the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd enough interest enough interesting enough interesting characters enough interesting characters to fill several movies enough laughs to sustain interest to the end enough melodrama enough melodrama in this Magnolia Primavera enough melodrama in this magnolia primavera enough mindless enough mindless violence enough moments of heartbreaking honesty to keep one glued to the screen enough moments to keep it entertaining enough not to hate enough of interest onscreen enough of libidinous young city dwellers enough of plucky British eccentrics enough of plucky british eccentrics enough originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies enough originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies that so often end up on cinema screens enough playful enough questions enough quirky and satirical touches enough sardonic enough science to make it count as educational enough science to make it count as educational , enough science to make it count as educational , and enough science to make it count as educational , and enough beauty to make it unforgettable enough secondary enough secondary action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace enough sentimental enough substance enough substance in the story to actually give them life enough sweet and enough sweet and traditional romantic comedy to counter the crudity enough throwaway references to faith and rainbows to plant smile-button faces on that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit enough to be diverting enough to become comparatively sane and healthy enough to drag along the dead ( water ) weight of the other enough to feel good about enough to give the film the substance it so desperately needs enough to give you brain strain enough to keep men enough to keep you interested without coming close to bowling you over enough to keep you interested without coming close to bowling you over . enough to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue enough to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out enough to make The Sound of Music play like a nail-biting thriller enough to make even Jean-Claude Van Damme look good enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking enough to make you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school enough to make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play enough to recommend enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film enough to see it enough to sit through crap like this enough to spark genuine chemistry enough to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend enough to stave off doldrums enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel enough to sustain laughs enough to the story to fill two hours enough to watch Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes as steady as any noir villain , and to enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension that Chabrol spins enough twists enough twists in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory enough vices to merit its 103-minute length enough vitality to justify the notion of creating a screen adaptation of Evans ' saga of Hollywood excess enrapturing enriched enriched by a sharp eye enriched by a sharp eye for manners and mores enriched by a sharp eye for manners and mores . enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film and enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film and stage adaptations of the work ensemble cast ensemble cast romances recently ensnared by it ensnaring the audience ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull ensues are much blood-splattering ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans ensure that the film is never dull ensures ensures that little of our emotional investment pays off ensures the film never feels draggy ensures the film never feels draggy . entangled interrelationships entangled interrelationships and complex morality enter enter and accept another world entered the bizarre realm entering enters a realm where few non-porn films venture , enters a realm where few non-porn films venture , and comes across as darkly funny , energetic , and surprisingly gentle enters a realm where few non-porn films venture , and comes across as darkly funny , energetic , and surprisingly gentle . enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls entertain entertain all ages entertain anyway entertain or entertain or inspire its viewers entertain the preschool set while embracing a wholesome attitude entertain with their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games entertain you entertained entertained as well entertained by entertained by the sight of someone entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's entertained getting hit by a bus entertaining entertaining , entertaining , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out entertaining , but forgettable entertaining , colorful , action-filled crime story entertaining , if somewhat standardized , entertaining , if somewhat standardized , action entertaining , if ultimately minor , entertaining , if ultimately minor , thriller entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated entertaining British hybrid entertaining and entertaining and , ultimately , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment entertaining and audacious moments entertaining and authentic entertaining and informative entertaining and informative documentary entertaining and moving entertaining and suggestive entertaining as the final hour entertaining but entertaining but also entertaining comedy entertaining documentary entertaining elements entertaining enough , entertaining enough , but nothing new entertaining enough and worth entertaining enough and worth a look entertaining enough at ` face value ' entertaining enough at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different entertaining enough at ` face value ' to recommend to anyone looking for something different . entertaining even if none of it makes a lick of sense entertaining feature entertaining film entertaining for moviegoers of any age entertaining for what it does entertaining for what it does , entertaining for what it does , and entertaining for what it does , and admirable for what it doesn't do entertaining from start to finish , featuring a fall from grace that still leaves shockwaves entertaining his children entertaining his children to create his song history entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all entertaining itself entertaining mix entertaining movie entertaining on an inferior level entertaining period drama entertaining period drama ... entertaining period drama ... both Caine and Fraser entertaining period drama ... both Caine and Fraser have their moments . entertaining ride entertaining thriller entertaining to watch the target practice entertaining tricks entertaining two hours entertaining two hours . entertaining two hours . You get the idea , though , that Kapur intended the film to be more than that . entertaining with its unconventionally wacky entertaining with its unconventionally wacky but entertaining with its unconventionally wacky but loving family entertainingly entertainingly nasty entertainingly presented entertainingly reenacting a historic scandal entertainingly reenacting a historic scandal . entertainment entertainment . entertainment adults can see without feeling embarrassed entertainment and entertainment and education entertainment and evangelical entertainment for trolls entertainment opportunism at its most glaring entertainment that parents love to have their kids entertains enthrall enthrall the whole family enthralling enthralling aesthetic experience enthralling documentary enthralling drama enthronement enthusiasm enthusiasm , enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit enthusiast enthusiastic enthusiastic audience enthusiastic charm enthusiastically enthusiastically invokes the percussion rhythm , the brass soul and the sense of fierce competition that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games enthusiastically invokes the percussion rhythm , the brass soul and the sense of fierce competition that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games . enticing prospect entirely believable entirely charming entirely close its characters ' emotional wounds entirely convincing entirely convincing about The Quiet American entirely fresh entirely humorless entirely implausible entirely improvised entirely infantile entirely irony-free entirely irony-free zone entirely irresistible entirely memorable entirely persuasive entirely stale entirely stale concept entirely successful entirely too much entirely too much focus on meal preparation and igloo construction entirely unexamined in this startlingly unfunny comedy entirely unprepared entirely wholesome entirely wholesome ) entirely witless entirely witless and entirely witless and inane entirely witless and inane , entirety entrancing entrancing music entrapment entrapment in the maze of modern life entrepreneurial zeal entretenimiento entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch enveloped in a story that , though meant to be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , never seems to leave the lot enveloping affection enveloping sounds enveloping the viewer in a literal and spiritual torpor that is anything but cathartic environmental pollution environmental pollution ever made envisioned epic epic ' epic American story epic adventure epic battle scenes epic cinema epic documentary epic four-hour Indian musical epic landscapes epic landscapes and epic landscapes and adventure epic quality epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts epic scale epic scope epic struggle epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions epic tale epic treatment epic treatment of a nationwide blight epic treatment of a nationwide blight that seems to be epic way epic way , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual epic-horror epic-horror yarn epics epilogue that leaks suspension of disbelief epilogue that leaks suspension of disbelief like a sieve epilogue that leaks suspension of disbelief like a sieve , epilogue that leaks suspension of disbelief like a sieve , Die Another Day is as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller epilogue that leaks suspension of disbelief like a sieve , Die Another Day is as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller . epiphanies epiphany episode ii -- attack of the clones is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight episode ii -- attack of the clones is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight . episodes smell episodes smell of old soap opera episodic choppiness episodic choppiness , episodic choppiness , undermining the story's emotional thrust episodic pacing epochs equal amounts of beautiful movement and inside information equal amounts of beautiful movement and inside information . equal amounts of naiveté , passion and talent equal doses of action , cheese , ham and cheek equal laughs equal parts of innocence and wisdom equal parts of innocence and wisdom -- equal parts of innocence and wisdom -- wisdom that comes with experience equal parts poetry and politics , obvious at times but evocative and heartfelt equally -- and admirably -- uncommercial equally assured equally beautiful equally beautiful , equally beautiful , self-satisfied equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress equally derisive equally derisive clunker equally distasteful equally engrossing equally gentle equally gentle sentiments equally gentle sentiments on the button equally great equally great Robin Williams performance equally impressive equally impressive degree equally lovely equally lovely but also equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent equally miserable equally miserable film equally spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of ` black culture ' and the dorkier aspects of ` white culture , ' even as it points out how inseparable the two are . equals largely a confused mediocrity equals the original equals the original and in some ways even betters it equals the sum of its pretensions equals the sum of its pretensions . equate obscurity with profundity equate to being good , equivalent evangelical Christian movies er , bubbly erase the fact that The Believer feels like a 12-Step Program for the Jewish Nazi erasing erasing them recasts the self ergo this sloppy drama ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel ergo this sloppy drama is an empty vessel . Leave these Flowers unpicked eroti-comedy erotic erotic or sensuous charge erotically erotically frank errant erratic career erratic dramedy error errors errs on the shrill side , tempered by a soft southern gentility that speaks of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons . es francamente aburrido y es un buen ejemplo de lo que es el cine de entretenimiento puro y sin complejos escape escape story escape the heart of the boy when the right movie comes along , especially if it begins with the name of Star Wars escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks escaped the rut dug by the last one escapism without requiring a great deal of thought escapist film escapist fun eschews the previous film's historical panorama and roiling pathos for bug-eyed mugging and gay-niche condescension esoteric especially Lee Ross's turn as Ken especially Williams , an American actress who becomes fully English especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget especially charm especially clever especially compelling especially disappointing especially fine especially fit for the kiddies especially grateful for freedom especially her agreeably startling use of close-ups and her grace with a moving camera especially poignant portrait especially realistic especially so especially terrific as Pauline especially the frank sex scenes ) ensure that the film is never dull especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand especially thin stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time especially those who aren't aware of especially tough especially unfortunate in light of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast especially well especially well-executed especially well-executed television movie especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 especially with the weak payoff espectacular espectacular y muy entretenida esquerdo . E aqueles que decidiram essential essential feature essential feature -- essential feature -- a decent full-on space battle essentially '' Fatal Attraction essentially `` Fatal Attraction '' remade for viewers who were in diapers when the original was released in 1987 . essentially an exceptionally well-written , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald rip-off essentially an exceptionally well-written , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald rip-off of Aliens essentially awkward version essentially juiceless essentially ruined -- essentially ruined -- or essentially ruined -- or , essentially ruined -- or , rather essentially ruined -- or , rather , essentially ruined -- or , rather , overpowered essentially unpersuasive establish Mr . Cantet as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace . establish Mr. Cantet as France's foremost cinematic poet of the workplace established filmmaker establishes Sen as a filmmaker of considerable potential establishes Sen as a filmmaker of considerable potential . establishes a realistic atmosphere that involves us in the unfolding crisis establishes a wonderfully creepy mood establishes a wonderfully creepy mood . establishes its ominous mood and tension establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape : establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape : a James Bond series for kids establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape : a James Bond series for kids . este fato com elegante abandono , numa triste constatação da realidade histórica esteemed esteemed writer-actor estranged estranged from reality estranged gay and lesbian children estrogen-free ethereal ethereal beauty ethical and philosophical ethics ethnic ethnic cleansing ethnic comedy ethnic sleeper euphoria evacuations , and none-too-funny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits evacuations , and none-too-funny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits . evaded evaded completely evaluate what is truly ours in a world of meaningless activity evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream evangelical evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain evasive evelyn may be based on a true and historically significant story , but the filmmakers have made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention evelyn may be based on a true and historically significant story , but the filmmakers have made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention . even , at times , preposterous ) even 3 Oscar winners even Elizabeth Hurley seem graceless and ugly even Felinni would know what to make of this Italian freakshow even Felinni would know what to make of this Italian freakshow . even Jason X ... look positively Shakesperean by comparison even Jean-Claude Van Damme look good even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation even Steven Spielberg has dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie . even a high school senior taking his or her first psychology class could dismiss them even a hint of joy , preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed and urinates on the plants at his own birthday party even a little dated even a must-see even a plot even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' even a story immersed in love , lust , and sin even a story immersed in love , lust , and sin couldn't keep my attention even after 90 minutes of playing opposite each other even after 90 minutes of playing opposite each other Bullock and Grant still look ill at ease sharing the same scene . even after 90 minutes of playing opposite each other Bullock and Grant still look ill at ease sharing the same scene . What should have been a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test . even after the most awful acts are committed , is an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream . even all that dumb even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production even as it points out how inseparable the two are even as it turns maddeningly predictable even as rogue CIA assassins working for Chris Cooper's agency boss close in on the resourceful amnesiac , we don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament even as spoof takes itself too seriously even as they are being framed in conversation -- even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live even at 85 minutes it feels a bit long even better even better in hindsight even better in hindsight , as you mull over its every nuance in your mind even better than The Fellowship even better than The Fellowship . even betters it even bother to rent this on video even caught the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater even close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside even cute even delectable even dies . even dimmer characters even dumber even fans of Sandler's comic taste may find it uninteresting even fascinates us even fewer laughs even for adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . even for one whose target demographic is likely still in the single digits even gritty enough even halfway scary even he is overwhelmed by predictability even his boisterous energy fails to spark this leaden comedy even his lesser works outshine the best some directors even his lesser works outshine the best some directors can offer even if it's a dish that's best served cold even if it's nonsense , its claws dig surprisingly deep even if it may still leave you wanting more answers as the credits even if it weren't silly , it would still be beyond comprehension even if none of it makes a lick of sense even if the movie itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance even if the picture itself is somewhat problematic even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player even if you've never heard of Chaplin , you'll still be glued to the screen . even if you hate clowns even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs even in those moments where it's supposed to feel funny and light even its exacting author might admire even its inventiveness even its target audience talked all the way through it even lazier even lazier and even lazier and far less enjoyable even leaves you with a few lingering animated thoughts even less capable even less capable trio even less plausible even less plausible than the rest of the picture even less surprises even less when it turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich even life on an aircraft carrier -- even like even like them even lower-wit even marvels . So even more clear even more compelling even more damning -- even more haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic even more haunting than those in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic even more important even more indistinct even more indistinct than it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose even more indistinct than it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped even more ludicrous even more magical even more magical than the first and simply the best family film of the year even more predictable even more predictable , cliche-ridden even more reassuring even more reassuring is how its makers actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring even more remarkable even more to think about after the final frame even more unmentionable subjects seem like mere splashing around in the muck even non-techies can enjoy even predictable remake even promotes understanding even quasi-original , when you can pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED even queasy even sexy even shallow even slightly wised-up kids would quickly change the channel even some depth even sterile , yet compulsively even sterile , yet compulsively watchable even that's too committed . even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it even the bull gets recycled . even the claustrophobic on-board quarters seem fun . even the corniest even the corniest and even the corniest and most hackneyed even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances even the filmmakers didn't know what kind of movie they were making even the most cynical curmudgeon even the most cynical curmudgeon with even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another even the most elemental literacy , an inkling of genuine wit , even the most elemental literacy , an inkling of genuine wit , and even the most elemental literacy , an inkling of genuine wit , and anything resembling acting even the most jaded cinema audiences even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . even the most unlikely can link together to conquer all kinds of obstacles , whether they be of nature , of man or of one another even the softest moments in the angry revolt of his wit even the stuffiest cinema goers even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half even then , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes . even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes even those with an avid interest in the subject will grow impatient even though I could not stand them even though I could not stand them . even though her performance is more interesting ( and funnier ) than his even though it rips off many of its ideas even though the reality is anything but even though their story is predictable , you'll want things to work out even touch us even touching story . even touching story . Parents may even find that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults even uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory even vaguely interested even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread even viewers who aren't interested in rap , as it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way even when dramatic things happen to people . It labours as storytelling even while his characters are acting horribly even with all those rough edges safely sanded down , the american insomnia is still pretty darned good even with all those rough edges safely sanded down , the american insomnia is still pretty darned good . even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints even with the two-wrongs-make-a-right chemistry between Jolie and Burns even witty even worse even worse behind the camera even worse than its title even-flowing tone even-toned direction eventful events that could easily crush it forever eventual cult classic eventual discovery eventual success eventually arrives at its heart , as simple self-reflection meditation . eventually becomes too heavy for the plot . eventually begins to yield some interesting results . eventually cloying POW drama . eventually gets around to its real emotional business , striking deep chords of sadness eventually gets around to its real emotional business , striking deep chords of sadness . eventually goes overboard with a loony melodramatic denouement in which a high school swimming pool substitutes for a bathtub . eventually pays off and is effective if you stick with it eventually prevail eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material eventually slugs the Yankee . Too bad the former Murphy Brown doesn't pop Reese back . eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . eventually winning squareness that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful . ever a concept came handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter ever a movie needed one of the actor's whiny jags to pump it up ever becoming preachy or syrupy ever been possible to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character ever find of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives ever fit smoothly together ever had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear ever knew about generating suspense ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired ever released by a major film studio . ever seen , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental ever so gracefully ever so gracefully -- ever so wrong ever spill from a projector's lens ever such a dependable concept was botched in execution ever to look as if it were being shown on the projection television screen of a sports bar ever-growing category ever-watchful everlasting every aggrieved father cliché every articulate player every bad action-movie line every bad action-movie line in history every bad idea every bad idea that's ever gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) every bit as awful every bit as awful as Borchardt's Coven every bit as distinctive every bit as distinctive as his visuals . Beyond the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork every bit as fascinating every bit as filling as the treat of the title every bit as high every bit as imperious every bit as imperious as Katzenberg's The Prince of Egypt from 1998 . every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy with such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed every bodily fluids gag every bodily fluids gag in There's Something every cheap trick every cheap trick in the book trying to make the outrage every cheesy scene every cliche every cliche in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz every cliche in the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length every cliche we've come to expect , including the assumption that `` crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny every cliché every cliché about gays in what is essentially an extended soap opera every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable every conceivable area every drop of one's patience to get to the good stuff every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary every faltering half-step every faltering half-step of its development every family every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer every frame of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye every frame produces new joys every gag two or three times every hack-artist trick to give us the ooky-spookies every idea in this film is flushed down the latrine of heroism . every indulgent , indie trick every indulgent , indie trick in the book every low-budget movie must be quirky or bleak every major stunt Seagal's character ... performs is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double every member every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- every mournful composition every moviegoer's appetite every once in a while , a movie will come along that turns me into that annoying specimen of humanity that I usually dread encountering the most - The Fanboy every once in a while a film every once in a while a film arrives from the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel . every one ( and no one ) every opportunity for a breakthrough every other Seagal movie , every other Seagal movie , only louder every painful nuance , every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy every possible angle has been exhausted by documentarians every punchline predictable every punchline predictable . every punchline predictable . There's no energy every scrap is of the darkest variety every self-mocking moment every shot enhances the excellent performances every single scene every suspenseful cliché every suspenseful cliché in the book every theater stuck with it every top-notch British actor every turn of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm every-joke-has - been-told-a everybody , wanna watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? everybody else is in the background everybody else is in the background and it just seems manufactured to me and artificial everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids everyday sex-in-the-city misadventures everyman's romance everyman's romance comedy everyone's everyone , especially movie musical fans everyone , especially movie musical fans , has been hoping for everyone can enjoy everyone else will be slightly bored everyone else yawning with admiration everyone except the characters in it can see coming a mile away everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! everyone involved with moviemaking is a con artist and a liar everyone making it everyone see this movie -- for its historical significance alone everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy everything's in place but everything's in place but something's just a little off-kilter everything Kieslowski's work aspired to , including the condition of art everything else about it is straight from the Saturday morning cartoons -- a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness everything else about the film tanks . everything except someone pulling the pin from a grenade with his teeth everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior everything is delivered with such conviction that it's hard not to be carried away everything its fans are hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation everything meshes in this elegant entertainment everything might be literate and smart everything right everything seem self-consciously poetic and forced everything that's good everything that's good is ultimately scuttled by a plot that's just too boring and obvious everything too safe everything we've come to expect from movies nowadays . everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage everything you'd expect -- but nothing more everything you don't go to the movies for everywhere everywhere will forgive the flaws and love the film . eviction evil evil , monstrous lunatic evocative evocative , accurate evocative , accurate observation evocative aesthetics evocative and evocative and heartfelt evocative imagery evocative music evocative shades evoke any sort of naturalism on the set evoke childish night terrors evoke memories and emotions which are anything evoke surprising poignance evokes shame evokes shame among all who are party to it evokes shame among all who are party to it and even promotes understanding evokes strong emotions evokes strong emotions and evokes strong emotions and pushes viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong evokes the blithe rebel fantasy with the kind of insouciance embedded in the sexy demise of James Dean evokes the blithe rebel fantasy with the kind of insouciance embedded in the sexy demise of James Dean . evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks from the 1970s evokes the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks from the 1970s . evoking memories of Day of the Jackal , The French Connection , and Heat evolve evolved from star to superstar evolved from star to superstar some time evolved from star to superstar some time over the past year , which means that Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while . evolves evolves into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters evolves into what has become of us all in the era of video . evolving exactly , is fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze exactly 89 minutes , most of which passed as slowly as if I'd been sitting naked on an igloo exactly a gourmet meal exactly as thought-provoking exactly assured in its execution exactly divine exactly endearing exactly how bad exactly how bad it is exactly how genteel and unsurprising the execution turns out to be exactly how much is exaggeration exactly kiddie-friendly exactly the same ( as The Full Monty ) exactly what it wants to be exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . exactly what was missing from Rabbit-Proof Fence exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work exactly wrong exaggerated action exaggerated and exaggerated and broad exalted exalts the Marxian dream of honest working folk exalts the Marxian dream of honest working folk , exalts the Marxian dream of honest working folk , with little to show for their labor , living harmoniously , joined in song . examine , the interior lives of the characters in his film , much less examine your own life in much the same way its characters do examines Crane's decline with unblinking candor . examines a footnote to history seldom brought to light on the screen , examines a footnote to history seldom brought to light on the screen , and examines a footnote to history seldom brought to light on the screen , and keeps you guessing from first frame to last examines a footnote to history seldom brought to light on the screen , and keeps you guessing from first frame to last . examines general issues of race and justice among the poor , and examines general issues of race and justice among the poor , and specifically raises serious questions about the death penalty and asks what good the execution of a mentally challenged woman could possibly do examines general issues of race and justice among the poor , and specifically raises serious questions about the death penalty and asks what good the execution of a mentally challenged woman could possibly do . examines many different ideas from happiness examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling examines the intimate , unguarded moments of folks who live in unusual homes -- which pop up in nearly every corner of the country examining its significance exasperated exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both exasperating exasperating blandness exasperating blandness by Laura Regan exasperatingly exasperatingly slow exasperatingly slow journey exceed exceeding expectations exceedingly exceedingly clever exceedingly clever piece exceedingly dull exceedingly hard exceedingly memorable exceedingly memorable one exceedingly memorable one for most people exceedingly pleasant exceedingly pleasant , designed exceedingly pleasant , designed not to offend . exceedingly rare exceedingly rare films exceeds exceeds expectations exceeds expectations . exceeds expectations . Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace excel excel in insightful , empathetic performances excel in insightful , empathetic performances . excellence excellent excellent 1934 MGM version excellent 90-minute film excellent Latin actors excellent Latin actors of all ages excellent cast excellent choice excellent companion piece excellent company excellent job excellent music excellent performances excellent performances from his cast excellent performances on its side excellent principal singers excellent sequel excellent sequel . excellent storytelling excellent use excellent use of music excellent use of music by India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh excellent work excels excels as the enigmatic Mika and Anna Mouglalis is a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries excels as the enigmatic Mika and Anna Mouglalis is a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries . excels because , unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk , it offers hope excels because , unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk , it offers hope . excels in breaking glass and marking off the `` Miami Vice '' checklist of power boats , Latin music and dog tracks excels in spectacle and pacing excels in spectacle and pacing . excels in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts except : Film overboard except a lingering creepiness one feels from being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams except as a harsh conceptual exercise except for the annoying demeanour of its lead character except for the annoying demeanour of its lead character . except for the fine star performances except gently and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine except that it goes on for at least 90 more minutes and , worse , that you have to pay if you want to see it except that it looks even better except that it seems to take itself far more seriously . except that the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes except that the writing , acting and character development are a lot better except to show fisticuffs in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed except when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up except when the fantastic kathy bates turns up except with an outrageous central gimmick that could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life except with an outrageous central gimmick that could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life . exceptional exceptional detail exceptional film exceptional honesty exceptional lead performances exceptional performances exceptional thriller exceptional to justify a three hour running time exceptionally exceptionally charming exceptionally dreary and overwrought exceptionally dreary and overwrought bit exceptionally good exceptionally good idea exceptionally well-acted exceptionally well-detailed exceptionally well-detailed characters exceptionally well-written , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald exceptionally well-written , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald rip-off excess , piss on trees , b . s . excess debris excess layers excess layers of hipness excess while remaining heartless excessive excessive moral baggage excessively quirky excessively strained excessively tiresome excite excited excited about on this DVD excited at rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture excited that it hasn't gone straight to video excitement excitement in manufactured high drama excites excites the imagination excites the imagination and excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone exciting exciting ( enough ) exciting , clever exciting , clever story exciting and exciting and involving exciting and involving rock music doc exciting and satisfying exciting and well-paced exciting and well-paced . exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes exciting moviemaking exciting new filmmaker exciting on the field and a story exciting on the field and a story you exciting plot exciting scenes exciting to watch as two last-place basketball excruciating excruciating End excruciating demonstration excruciating film excruciatingly excruciatingly tedious excuse for a film excuse to eat popcorn excuse to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins executed action sequence to the next . executed it takes your breath away executed it takes your breath away . execution and skill exemplary exemplary Sexy Beast exemplary costumes exercise in emptiness exercise in emptiness . exercise in formula crash-and-bash action exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute . exercise in sham actor workshops and an affected malaise exercise in sham actor workshops and an affected malaise . exercise in style and mystification exercise in style and mystification . exercise in time-vaulting literary pretension exercise in time-vaulting literary pretension . exhaust the patience of even the most understanding spouse exhausted exhausted , desiccated talent exhausted by documentarians exhausted than the athletes onscreen exhausting cinema exhausting family drama exhausting mess exhausting to watch exhaustingly exhaustingly contrived exhaustion , from watching a movie that is dark ( dark green , to be exact ) exhaustion , from watching a movie that is dark ( dark green , to be exact ) , exhaustion , from watching a movie that is dark ( dark green , to be exact ) , sour , bloody and mean exhibit sharp comic timing that makes the more hackneyed elements of the film easier to digest exhilarate exhilarate you exhilarated exhilarating exhilarating documentary exhilarating exploration exhilarating futuristic thriller-noir exhilarating new exhilarating new interpretation exhilarating place exhilarating to watch because Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor exhilaratingly exhilaratingly tasteless exhilaratingly tasteless . exigencies exist for hushed lines exist only for its climactic setpiece existential drama without any of the pretension associated with the term existential exploration existential suffering existentialism reminding of the discovery of the wizard of God exists , exists , and does so with an artistry that also smacks of revelation exists , and does so with an artistry that also smacks of revelation . exists for its soccer action and its fine acting exists for its soccer action and its fine acting . exists to try to eke out an emotional tug of the heart , one which it fails to get existência exit sign exit the theater exotic creatures exotic-looking exotic-looking woman expand a TV show expanded and worked expanded and worked into a compelling single feature expanded vision expands into a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence expands the horizons of boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape expands the horizons of boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape . expands the pat notion that middle-aged women just wanna have fun into a rousing treatise of sensual empowerment . expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy expect any subtlety from this latest entry in the increasingly threadbare gross-out comedy cycle expect any surprises expect from movies expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre expect light romantic comedy expect light romantic comedy , good gosh expect light romantic comedy , good gosh , expect more from director Michael Apted ( Enigma ) and screenwriter Nicholas Kazan ( Reversal of Fortune ) expect more from director Michael Apted ( Enigma ) and screenwriter Nicholas Kazan ( Reversal of Fortune ) than this cliche pileup expect more from director Michael Apted ( Enigma ) and screenwriter Nicholas Kazan ( Reversal of Fortune ) than this cliche pileup . expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' expect much more expect much more from a talent as outstanding as director Bruce McCulloch expect nothing less expect us to root for convicted violent felons over those assigned to protect us from same expectations . Good fun expectations . Good fun , expectations . Good fun , good action expectations . Good fun , good action , expectations . Good fun , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace expected expected flair expected from a college comedy that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school expected from any movie with a '' 2 '' at the end of its title expected it to be expected there to be a collection taken for the comedian at the end of the show expects people to pay to see it expects something special but expects something special but instead gets ( sci-fi ) rehash expects something special but instead gets ( sci-fi ) rehash . expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time expedience experience I've had since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful experience I've had since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful . experience it experience it as you watch experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort experienced experienced by Southern blacks as distilled through a Caucasian perspective experienced by millions experiences Mr . Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience experiences he's neglected over the years experiences you bring to it experimental , contemporary stylist experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads experimentation and improvisation expert comic timing expert fighters expert thriller expertly expertly cast expertly plucking tension from quiet expertly weaves this novelistic story of entangled interrelationships and complex morality . expiration date explain how the diplomat's tweaked version of statecraft may have cost thousands and possibly millions of lives explains its characters ' decisions only unsatisfactorily explicit explode explode obnoxiously explode obnoxiously into 2 , 500 screens explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere exploit his anger exploit its gender politics , genre thrills or inherent humor exploit its subjects exploit the comic elements of the premise , making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing exploit the familiar exploit them exploitation exploitation film exploitation flick exploitation picture exploitation piece exploitation theater programming exploitative exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant exploitative for the art houses and exploitative for the art houses and too cynical exploitative for the art houses and too cynical , exploitative for the art houses and too cynical , small exploitative for the art houses and too cynical , small and exploitative garbage exploiting exploiting it yourself exploiting molestation for laughs exploiting the novelty of the '' exploits our substantial collective fear of nuclear holocaust to generate cheap Hollywood tension . exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap explorations explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor explore religion that it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler explore religion that it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler . explore same-sex culture in ways that elude the more nationally settled explore the connections between place and personal identity . explored previously with better aplomb and sardonic wit explored very deeply explored with infinitely more grace and eloquence explored with infinitely more grace and eloquence in his Prelude to a Kiss explores all three sides of his story with a sensitivity and an inquisitiveness reminiscent of Truffaut explores all three sides of his story with a sensitivity and an inquisitiveness reminiscent of Truffaut . explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion explores the awful complications of one terrifying day explores the conflict between following one's heart and following the demands of tradition explores the conflict between following one's heart and following the demands of tradition . explores the discomfort inherent in the contacts between the American ` hosts ' and their ` guests explores the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality explores the friendship between five Filipino-Americans and their frantic efforts to find love . explores the seemingly irreconcilable situation between conservative Christian parents and their estranged gay and lesbian children . exploring her process of turning pain into art would have made this a superior movie exploring the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble explosions , sadism and seeing people explosive explosive physical energy explosive physical energy and explosive physical energy and convincing intelligence explosive subject matter exporing sexual politics and the challenges of friendships between women exporing sexual politics and the challenges of friendships between women . exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision . exposes the limitations of his skill and the basic flaws in his vision . ' exposing the ways we fool ourselves is one hour photo's real strength exposé , the film ( at 80 minutes ) is actually quite entertaining . express warmth express warmth and longing expresses empathy expresses our most basic emotions expressing itself in every way imaginable expressing the way many of us live -- someplace between consuming self-absorption and insistently demanding otherness expressionistic license expressive expressive power expressively performed exquisite exquisite , unfakable sense exquisite acting exquisite balance exquisite craftsmanship exquisite motion picture exquisite trappings exquisitely exquisitely blends music exquisitely modulated psychological thriller . exquisitely performed exquisitely polished exquisitely polished and exquisitely polished and upholstered exquisitely polished and upholstered . extant stardom extend your arms extended , open-ended poem extended cheap extended dialogue exercise extends a warm invitation extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully and extends a warm invitation into an unfamiliar world , then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively extends the writings of Jean Genet and John Rechy , the films of Fassbinder , perhaps even the nocturnal works of Goya extends the writings of Jean Genet and John Rechy , the films of Fassbinder , perhaps even the nocturnal works of Goya . extends to his supple understanding of the role extends to his supple understanding of the role that Brown played in American culture as an athlete , a movie star , and an image of black indomitability extends to his supple understanding of the role that Brown played in American culture as an athlete , a movie star , and an image of black indomitability . extensions of themselves extensive post-production extensively extols the virtues of comradeship and community extols the virtues of comradeship and community in a spunky , spirited fashion extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles extra little something extra points extra-dry extra-large cotton candy extraordinarily extraordinarily good extraordinarily rich extraordinarily rich landscape extraordinarily silly thriller extraordinarily talented extraordinarily well-acted extraordinary extraordinary American homes extraordinary Swedish film extraordinary access extraordinary dramatic experience . extraordinary faith extraordinary film extraordinary intelligence and originality extraordinary journalism extraordinary piece extraordinary poignancy extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes , which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays extraordinary technical accomplishments extraordinary themes extravagant extravagant confidence extravagantly extravagantly redeems it extravaganza extreme action-packed film extreme humor extreme unease extremely bad extremely bad taste extremely competent extremely competent hitman films extremely effective extremely flat extremely flat lead performance extremely funny extremely funny , ultimately heartbreaking extremely imaginative through out extremely languorous rhythms extremely personal extremely silly extremely talented extremely talented musicians extremely thorough extremely unfunny extremely unfunny film extremely unpleasant extremely unpleasant film extremely well played extremely well played and extremely well played and often very funny exuberance exuberance and passion exuberance in All exuberant exuberant openness exuberantly exuberantly irreverent animated space adventure exuberantly irreverent animated space adventure . exude a chemistry and comfort level that's both saucy and endearing exude a chemistry and comfort level that's both saucy and endearing . exude an air of dignity that's perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters exude an air of dignity that's perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters . exude any charm or personality exudes exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time exudes none of the charm or charisma that might keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character exudes none of the charm or charisma that might keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character . exudes the urbane sweetness exudes the urbane sweetness that Woody Allen seems to have bitterly forsaken exudes the urbane sweetness that Woody Allen seems to have bitterly forsaken . eye and ear candy eye-catching eye-catching art direction eye-filling eye-opener eye-opening eye-opening tour eye-popping eye-popping visual effects eye-popping visuals eye-rolling moments eyeballs eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` deadly friend f \*\*\* ed fab fable of the humanizing of one woman fabricated fabuleux fabulous fabulous music fabulous music . fabulously fabulously funny fabulously funny and fabulously funny and over the top as a ` very sneaky ' butler who excels in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts fabulousness face an uphill battle face and spit face and transmute his demons face arrest 15 years after their crime face frightening late fees face is chillingly unemotive faced faced and spindly attempt at playing an ingenue makes her nomination as best actress even more of a an a faced by five contemporary individuals ... a psychological masterpiece faced by five contemporary individuals ... a psychological masterpiece . faced with the possibility that her life is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance faced with the possibility that her life is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance . facetious facetious comic parody facetious comic parody and pulp facetious comic parody and pulp melodrama facile than the earlier films facing change in both their inner and outer lives fact , fact , even better fact , the best in recent memory fact and fancy with such confidence fact that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited fad fade amid the deliberate , tiresome ugliness fade as the film descends into unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery fade as the film descends into unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery . fade from memory faded like photographs from the Spanish-American War fades fading fading faster fading faster than 25-cent bubble gum fail fail miserably fail to capture its visual appeal or its atmosphere fail to crack a smile at fail to generate any interest in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters fail to generate any interest in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters . fail to make us part of its reality failed failed connections failed jokes failed jokes , failed jokes , twitchy acting failed jokes , twitchy acting , failed jokes , twitchy acting , and failed jokes , twitchy acting , and general boorishness failed narrative failed to capture me failed to capture me . failing failing , failing , ultimately failing , ultimately , failing , ultimately , to make something bigger out of its scrapbook of oddballs failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations failing to exploit them failing to find a spark of its own failings fails fails . fails at both endeavors fails because it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides fails because it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides . fails by spinning out of control fails him fails loudly in execution fails on its own fails on its own , fails on its own , but fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original fails on so many levels fails the most basic relevancy test fails the most basic relevancy test as well fails the most basic relevancy test as well . fails to arrive at any satisfying destination fails to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time fails to engage us fails to entertain fails to fascinate fails to fascinate . fails to fulfill its own ambitious goals fails to gel together fails to gel together . fails to generate much suspense fails to get fails to give his audience a single character worth rooting for ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) fails to give his audience a single character worth rooting for ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) . fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own fails to hit the entertainment bull's - eye fails to justify the build-up fails to justify the build-up . fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 fails to keep it up and fails to keep it up and settles into clichés fails to lend the characters ' individual stories enough dramatic resonance to make us care about them fails to lend the characters ' individual stories enough dramatic resonance to make us care about them . fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic fails to live up to the sum of its parts fails to live up to the sum of its parts . fails to make the most out of the intriguing premise . fails to match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer fails to overcome the film's manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes fails to overcome the film's manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes . fails to portray its literarily talented and notorious subject as anything much more than a dirty old man fails to portray its literarily talented and notorious subject as anything much more than a dirty old man . fails to provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket fails to provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket . fails to provoke them fails to provoke them . fails to put the struggle into meaningful historical context fails to rise above its disgusting source material fails to spark this leaden comedy fails to unlock the full potential of what is in many ways a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre fails to walk the silly walk that distinguishes the merely quirky from the surreal failure failure . failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest faint of heart or conservative of spirit faint of heart or conservative of spirit , but for the rest of us -- especially San Francisco lovers fair , even coming from the drive-thru fair amount fair with the audience . Are we dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue ? fairly basic comedic constructs fairly disposable fairly disposable yet fairly disposable yet still entertaining fairly disposable yet still entertaining B fairly dull fairly effective fairly effective one fairly enjoyable fairly enjoyable mixture fairly harmless fairly harmless but ultimately lifeless fairly impressive debut fairly involving as far as it goes fairly irresistible package fairly judge a film like RINGU when you've seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) are worthwhile fairly lame fairly ludicrous fairly ludicrous plot fairly parochial melodrama fairly predictable psychological thriller fairly pretty fairly pretty pictures fairly revealing fairly self-aware in its dumbness fairly slow fairly slow paced fairly solid fairly solid -- not to mention fairly solid -- not to mention well edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark fairly straightforward fairly terrible movie fairly trite fairly trite narrative fairly uneventful fairly uneventful and fairly unsettling scenes fairly weak fairly weak retooling fairly well fairy-tale conclusion fairytale faith , hope and charity faith , love and power faith in the future faithful faithful portraiture faithful to Melville's plotline faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago faithful to the doldrums of the not-quite-urban , not-quite-suburban milieu as to have viewers recoiling from the reality check . fake fake , dishonest fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment fake backdrops fake documentary fake stimulation faked faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . And forget about any attempt at a plot ! fall's fall apart fall dreadfully short fall dreadfully short . fall fast asleep fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter fall short of being interesting or entertaining fall to pieces fall together without much surprise fallen fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films falling falling flat falling in love falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement falling into the Hollywood trap falling into the Hollywood trap and falling into the Hollywood trap and making a vanity project with nothing new to offer falling short falling short as a whole falls falls a little flat falls a little flat with a storyline that never quite delivers the original magic falls about ten feet onto his head falls apart falls apart like a cheap lawn chair falls apart long falls apart long before the end falls back falls back on the same old formula of teen sex , outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs falls back on the same old formula of teen sex , outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs . falls back on too many tried-and-true shenanigans that hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy falls back on too many tried-and-true shenanigans that hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy . falls down falls down in its attempts to humanize its subject falls far short falls far short of poetry falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work falls flat falls flat . falls flat as a spoof falls flat as a spoof . falls flat as thinking man falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , '' The Sum of All Fears falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , '' The Sum of All Fears . falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , '' The Sum of All Fears . '' falls flat in just falls flat in just about every conceivable area falls flat in just about every conceivable area . falls flat where it should deliver a moral punch falls flat where it should deliver a moral punch . falls into a soothing formula of brotherly conflict and reconciliation falls into a soothing formula of brotherly conflict and reconciliation . falls into the trap of pretention falls into the trap of pretention almost every time falls prey to the contradiction that afflicts so many movies about writers . falls short falls short in building the drama of Lilia's journey falls short in building the drama of Lilia's journey . falls short in building the drama of lilia's journey falls short in showing us Antonia's true emotions falls short of First Contact because the villain couldn't pick the lint off Borg Queen Alice Krige's cape ; and finishes half a parsec ( a nose ) ahead of Generations falls short of First Contact because the villain couldn't pick the lint off Borg Queen Alice Krige's cape ; and finishes half a parsec ( a nose ) ahead of Generations . falls short of its Ideal predecessor largely due to Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material falls short of its Ideal predecessor largely due to Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material . falls short on tension , eloquence , spiritual challenge -- things that have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries falls short on tension , eloquence , spiritual challenge -- things that have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries . falls somewhat short falls to the floor with a sickening thud falls to the floor with a sickening thud . falls under the category of ` should have been a sketch on Saturday Night Live . ' falls victim falls victim to frazzled wackiness and frayed satire falls victim to relying on the very digital technology that he fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film falls victim to relying on the very digital technology that he fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film . falls victim to sloppy plotting , an insultingly unbelievable final act and a villainess who is too crazy to be interesting falls victim to sloppy plotting , an insultingly unbelievable final act and a villainess who is too crazy to be interesting . falls victim to that everlasting conundrum experienced by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in . false false , sitcom-worthy solutions false and false and fabricated false sentiment or sharp , overmanipulative Hollywood practices false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings falseness faltering faltering half-step falters falters , however falters , however , in its adherence to the Disney philosophy of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid falters , however , in its adherence to the Disney philosophy of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid . falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun fame and fortune famed famed charisma familial familial jealousy familial jealousy and familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' familiar , fairly uneventful and boasting no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same familiar , funny familiar , funny surface familiar -- and not in a good way familiar and insufficiently cathartic familiar and predictable familiar and predictable , familiar and predictable , and familiar and predictable , and 4\/5ths of it familiar and predictable , and 4\/5ths of it might as well have come from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc . familiar and tired familiar but enjoyable familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity familiar masterpiece familiar road familiar situations and repetitive scenes familiar to traverse uncharted ground familiar you might as well be watching a rerun families and church meetings families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing should investigate family family , forgiveness and love family and community family audience family comedy family drama family dynamic family dynamics family entertainment family film sequel family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year family fun family movie family movies are -- no real plot , no real conflict , no real point . family parable family responsibility and care family tragedy family values family warmth family-friendly family-friendly comedy family-friendly fantasy family-oriented famous love-jealousy famous moments fan fan to appreciate Scratch fanatically fetishized every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy with such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed fancied fancied himself the bastard child of the Beatnik generation fanciful fanciful , fanciful , grisly and engagingly quixotic fanciful direction fanciful drama fanciful film fanciful motion picture fanciful thinkers fanciful touches fancy fancy special effects fancy themselves too sophisticated for the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent fandango fandom fang-baring lullaby fans fans clamoring for another ride fans of Gosford Park have come to assume is just another day of Brit cinema fans of Sandler's comic taste may find it uninteresting fans of the show fans of the show should not consider this a diss . Consider it ` perfection fans should have fun meeting fans should have fun meeting a brand-new Pokemon called Celebi . fans the embers of a dormant national grief and curiosity that has calcified into chronic cynicism and fear . fans who can't stop loving anime fans who can't stop loving anime , fans who can't stop loving anime , and the fanatical excess built into it fantasies fantasized fantasized about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher fantasti fantastic fantastic Kathy Bates fantastic Reign fantastic Reign of Fire fantastic Reign of Fire looked fantastic dual performance fantastic kathy fantastic moments and scenes fantastic movie fantastic performance fantastic premise anchors fantastic sets fantastic sets , fantastic sets , extras fantastic sets , extras , fantastic sets , extras , costumes fantastic sets , extras , costumes and fantastic sets , extras , costumes and spectacular locales fantastic visual trope fantastical fantastical aspects fantastically fantastically vital fantastically vital movie fantasy fantasy and adventure fantasy best sellers fantasy of a director's travel fantasy pablum far above the level of the usual maudlin far above the level of the usual maudlin disease movie far as slapdash far better far bigger , far more meaningful story far closer than many movies far cry far from a groundbreaking endeavor far from a treasure far from being a bow-wow far from being a realized work far from being this generation's Animal House far from being yesterday's news far from disappointing far from heaven '' far from novel far from the best of the series far from the worst , thanks to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy far from the worst , thanks to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy , and that essential feature -- a decent full-on space battle far funnier far less far less crass far less endearing far less endearing disabilities far less enjoyable far less funny than the original , Killers far less funny than the original , Killers From Space far less sophisticated far less sophisticated and far more alienating than involving far more appealing far more cynical far more cynical and lazy than anything a fictitious Charlie Kaufman far more demanding than it needs to be far more energy far more entertaining far more entertaining than I had expected far more good-natured far more good-natured spirit and talent far more impact far more interested in gross-out humor far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10 far more interesting far more interesting than the final destination far more interesting than the story at hand far more interesting to the soderbergh faithful far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence far more meaningful far more meaningful story far more often than the warfare far more often than the warfare itself -- far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . far more pointed and far more pointed and clear far more polished far more polished documentaries to shame far more satisfying far more stylish far more stylish and far more talented than Ali G far more thoughtful far more thoughtful film far more witty far richer far short far superior far superior Nurse Betty far superior film far tamer far the worst movie far the worst movie of the year far too far too cliched far too clunky far too clunky , far too clunky , didactic far too clunky , didactic and far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit far too fleeting far too much far too much for our taste far too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins far too self-conscious far too sentimental far too staid far too tragic far worse far-fetched far-flung far-flung , far-flung , illogical far-flung , illogical , far-flung , illogical , and far-flung , illogical , and plain stupid farce farce , farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except farce and blood-curdling family intensity farcical and loathsome farcical and loathsome . farcically farcically bawdy farcically bawdy fantasy fare , with enough fare , with enough creative energy and wit to entertain all ages fare , with enough creative energy and wit to entertain all ages . fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) fare with real thematic heft fare with real thematic heft . farewell-to-innocence movies farm melodrama . fart fart jokes , fart jokes , masturbation jokes , fart jokes , masturbation jokes , and fart jokes , masturbation jokes , and racist Japanese jokes farts farts , boobs farts , boobs , farts , urine farts , urine , farts , urine , feces farts , urine , feces , farts , urine , feces , semen farts , urine , feces , semen , or fascinate fascinate in their recklessness fascinate me fascinated fascinated by Behan but leave everyone else yawning with admiration . fascinates fascinates us fascinating fascinating , bombshell documentary fascinating , compelling story fascinating , dark thriller fascinating , intelligent manner fascinating , landmark movie fascinating , ludicrous , provocative and vainglorious fascinating , riveting story fascinating , unnerving examination fascinating -- and timely -- fascinating -- and timely -- content fascinating ... an often intense character study about fathers and sons , loyalty and duty . fascinating and fascinating and fun fascinating and fun film fascinating and playful fascinating arc fascinating but choppy documentary fascinating but flawed look fascinating case study fascinating character's fascinating character study fascinating connections fascinating curiosity piece fascinating document fascinating documentary fascinating examination fascinating experiment fascinating film fascinating glimpse fascinating issues fascinating literary mystery story fascinating little tale fascinating little thriller fascinating look fascinating part fascinating portrait fascinating profile fascinating psychological fare fascinating stories fascinating study fascinating subject fascinating subject matter fascinating than the results fascinating than the results . Last Dance , whatever its flaws , fulfills one facet of its mission in making me want to find out whether , in this case , that's true fascinating they may be as history fascinating to see how Bettany and McDowell play off each other fascinating to watch Marker the essayist at work fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second fascination fascination , fascination , and fascination , and generates a fair amount of B-movie excitement fascist past fashion a Brazil-like , hyper-real satire fashion a fascinating portrait of a Vietnamese-born youngster who eagerly and easily assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee fashion a fascinating portrait of a Vietnamese-born youngster who eagerly and easily assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee . fashioned a comedy with more laughs fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question . fashioned an absorbing look fashioned an absorbing look at provincial bourgeois French society fashioning an engrossing entertainment out fashioning an engrossing entertainment out of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster fashions the sort of delicate , articulate character - and - relationship study he's favored for decades fashions the sort of delicate , articulate character - and - relationship study he's favored for decades . fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 fast , funny fast , funny , and even touching fast , funny , and even touching story fast , funny , highly enjoyable fast , funny , highly enjoyable movie fast , furious and full fast and fast enough fast enough to cover its clunky dialogue and lapses in logic fast fade fast paced and suspenseful Argentinian thriller fast runner fast-edit , hopped-up fashion fast-forward fast-moving fast-moving and fast-moving and cheerfully fast-moving and cheerfully simplistic fast-moving and remarkable fast-moving and remarkable film fast-paced fast-paced action fast-paced comedy fast-paced contemporary society faster , livelier faster , livelier and faster , livelier and a good deal funnier than his original faster and deeper fat fat , dumb fatal ailments fatal for a film that relies on personal relationships fatal mistake fatal script error fatality fatality , classism fatality , classism , and ignorance fatally overlong father and son connection father cliché fathom fatigues faults are easy to forgive because the intentions are lofty faulty faux-urban favor of gags that rely on the strength of their own cleverness favor of sentimental war movies favor of tradition and warmth favorably favorably compared to Das Boot favored favored by many directors of the Iranian new wave favored by many directors of the Iranian new wave . favored by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate favored by pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate . favored for decades favorite favorite musical favors the scientific over the spectacular ( visually speaking ) . favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing favour favour of an altogether darker side favourite fax fear and frustration are provoked to intolerable levels fear and paranoia fear-inducing ( not fear-reducing ) film fear-inducing ( not fear-reducing ) film from Japanese director Hideo Nakata , who takes the superstitious curse on chain letters and actually applies it fear-inducing ( not fear-reducing ) film from Japanese director Hideo Nakata , who takes the superstitious curse on chain letters and actually applies it . fearful fearful view fearing that his film is molto superficiale fearless fearless in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience fearless in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . fearless purity fearlessly fearlessly gets under the skin of the people involved fearlessness fears feast feasting on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland feat ? It didn't go straight to video featherweight featherweight charm featherweight romantic comedy featherweight romantic comedy has a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of hugh grant and sandra bullock featherweight romantic comedy has a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of hugh grant and sandra bullock . feature but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and , hence , more chillingly effective feature but something far more stylish and cerebral -- and , hence , more chillingly effective . feature sucked feature to hit theaters since Beauty and the Beast 11 years ago feature to hit theaters since Beauty and the Beast 11 years ago . feature-length feature-length running time feature-length stretch featured in Drumline features a standout performance features a standout performance by Diane Lane features some decent performances features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase features terrible , banal dialogue ; convenient , hole-ridden plotting ; superficial characters and a rather dull , unimaginative car chase . featuring an Oscar-worthy performance featuring an Oscar-worthy performance by Julianne Moore . featuring reams of flatly featuring reams of flatly delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted . featuring some of the year's best acting feces feeble feeble Tootsie knockoff . feeds our senses feeds our senses with the chilling sights feeds our senses with the chilling sights and feeds our senses with the chilling sights and sounds from within the camp to create a completely numbing experience feeds our senses with the chilling sights and sounds from within the camp to create a completely numbing experience . feel ` stoked feel a bit too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic feel a nagging sense of deja vu feel absolutely feel absolutely earned feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering feel alive - feel alive - which is what they did feel anything much while watching this movie , feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting feel as if the film careens from one colorful event to another without respite feel as if we're seeing something purer than the real thing feel better already . feel cheated feel cheated by the high infidelity of Unfaithful feel compelled to watch the film twice or pick up a book on the subject feel contradictory things feel director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and the fondness he has for his characters feel emotionally cheated feel emotionally cheated by the film's tart , sugar-free wit feel for them feel fresh feel fully feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy feel funny and light feel genuinely good feel good feel good about feel good about themselves feel involved with the story feel involved with the story , feel involved with the story , as all of its ideas remain just that : abstract ideas feel isn't mainly suspense or excitement feel it has to prove anything feel like a 10-course banquet feel like a 10-course banquet . feel like a chump feel like a half-baked stand-up routine feel like a parody of the mellow , peace-and-love side of the '60s counterculture feel like a short stretched out to feature length feel like it's wasted yours feel like mopping up feel like mopping up , feel like running out screaming feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while feel like they've been patched in from an episode of Miami Vice . feel like they've been patched in from an episode of miami vice feel like three hours feel like three hours . feel like time fillers between surf shots feel like time fillers between surf shots . feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only feel like you've seen this movie a thousand times before feel like you weren't invited to the party feel more like a non-stop cry for attention feel more like a non-stop cry for attention , than an attempt at any kind of satisfying entertainment feel more like a non-stop cry for attention , than an attempt at any kind of satisfying entertainment . feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans feel my eyelids ... getting ... very feel my eyelids ... getting ... very ... feel my eyelids ... getting ... very ... heavy feel nostalgia for movies you grew up with feel of a bunch of strung-together TV episodes . feel optimistic that there's hope for popular cinema yet feel optimistic that there's hope for popular cinema yet . feel pissed off feel realistic feel realistic . feel sad feel sanitised and stagey feel sanitised and stagey . feel sorry feel sorry for Madonna feel sorry for Madonna . feel sorry for Mick Jagger's sex life feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again feel the beat down to your toes feel the heat that ignites this gripping tale , and the humor and humanity that root it in feeling feel the least bit ashamed in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold feel the love feel the pieces of the Star Wars saga falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement feel the pieces of the Star Wars saga falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement . feel the screenwriter at every moment feel the screenwriter at every moment ` Tap feel the screenwriter at every moment ` Tap , tap , tap , feel the screenwriter at every moment ` Tap , tap , tap , tap , tapping away ' on this screenplay feel the wasted potential of this slapstick comedy feel time has decided to stand still feel too happy to argue much feel uneasy , even queasy feel uneasy , even queasy , feel uneasy , even queasy , because ( Solondz's ) cool compassion feel vastly more affronted than secularists , who might even praise God for delivering such an instant camp classic feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow feel weird \ \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \ \/ Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ And movies starring pop queens feel you've just watched a feature-length video game with some really heavy back story feel your veins cringing from the workout feel-bad feel-bad ending feel-good feel-good family comedy feel-good film feel-good formula feel-good movie feel-good movies feel-good picture feel-good sentiments feel-good territory feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied feeling a part of its grand locations feeling and believability feeling compromised feeling embarrassed feeling guilty feeling guilty for it feeling guilty for it ... Then , miracle of miracles , the movie does a flip-flop . feeling like a great missed opportunity feeling like it was worth your seven bucks , even though it does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end feeling like no other film in recent history feeling like you've completely lowered your entertainment standards feeling like you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer feeling pandered to , which , in the end , might be all the more infuriating feeling refreshed and hopeful feeling repetitious feeling strangely unsatisfied feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal feeling this movie feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism feeling to it , but like the 1920's , the trip there is a great deal of fun . feeling touched and amused by several moments and ideas feelings of marginalization loom for every dreamer with a burst bubble feelings that profoundly deepen them feels a bit anachronistic . feels a bit anachronistic . Still feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here feels all too familiar feels as flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community feels as flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community . feels as if ( there's ) a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes can give it a good , hard yank whenever he wants you to feel something feels as if ( there's ) a choke leash around your neck so director Nick Cassavetes can give it a good , hard yank whenever he wants you to feel something . feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo . feels as if it might have been made in the '70s or '80s , and feels as if the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us feels as if the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us . feels as immediate as the latest news footage from Gaza and , because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , twice as powerful feels as immediate as the latest news footage from Gaza and , because of its heightened , well-shaped dramas , twice as powerful . feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years feels at odds with the rest of the film feels at odds with the rest of the film . feels authentic feels authentic . feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark feels capable of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark . feels cheated feels clumsy and convoluted feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs feels conceived and shot on the fly -- like between lunch breaks for Shearer's radio show and his Simpson voice-overs . feels contrived feels contrived , feels contrived , as if the filmmakers were worried the story wouldn't work without all those gimmicks feels contrived , as if the filmmakers were worried the story wouldn't work without all those gimmicks . feels counterproductive feels derivative feels draggy feels empty and unsatisfying feels empty and unsatisfying , feels empty and unsatisfying , like swallowing a Communion wafer without the wine feels empty and unsatisfying , like swallowing a Communion wafer without the wine . feels especially thin stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time feels especially thin stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time . feels five hours long feels flimsy and ephemeral feels flimsy and ephemeral . feels formulaic , because the attention is on the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters feels free to offend feels from being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams feels funny and true feels funny and true . feels generic feels homogenized and a bit contrived feels homogenized and a bit contrived , feels homogenized and a bit contrived , as if we're looking back at a tattered and ugly past with rose-tinted glasses . feels impersonal , almost generic feels impersonal , almost generic . feels in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off feels in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off . feels incomplete feels incomplete , feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner feels incredibly hokey feels labored , feels labored , with a hint of the writing exercise about it . feels less feels less like a change in ( herzog's ) personal policy feels less like a change in ( herzog's ) personal policy than a half-hearted fluke feels less like a change in ( herzog's ) personal policy than a half-hearted fluke . feels less like a cousin to blade runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series feels less like a cousin to blade runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series . feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema feels less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story feels less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . feels less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here . feels like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong feels like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong . feels like a book report feels like a breath of fresh air , but only to those that allow it in . feels like a community theater production of a great Broadway play feels like a copout feels like a glossy rehash feels like a glossy rehash . feels like a hazy high that takes too long to shake feels like a hazy high that takes too long to shake . feels like a low-budget TV pilot that could not find a buyer to play it on the tube feels like a low-budget TV pilot that could not find a buyer to play it on the tube . feels like a preamble to a bigger , more complicated story , one that never materializes feels like a preamble to a bigger , more complicated story , one that never materializes . feels like a prison stretch feels like a prison stretch . feels like a ruse , a tactic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas feels like a ruse , a tactic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas . feels like a spectator and not a participant feels like a streetwise McLaughlin Group ... and never fails to entertain feels like a streetwise McLaughlin Group ... and never fails to entertain . feels like a sugar high gone awry feels like a suicide race feels like a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama feels like a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama . feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects feels like an impostor feels like an impostor . feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . but is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition feels like it's going to be great feels like it was made by some very stoned college students feels like just one more feels like just one more in the long line of films feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about the business of making movies feels like the logical , unforced continuation of the careers of a pair of spy kids feels like three hours feels like very light Errol Morris feels like very light Errol Morris , focusing on eccentricity but failing , ultimately , to make something bigger out of its scrapbook of oddballs feels like very light Errol Morris , focusing on eccentricity but failing , ultimately , to make something bigger out of its scrapbook of oddballs . feels limited by its short running time feels more like Lyne's stolid remake of '' Lolita '' feels more like a cinematic experiment than a full-blown movie feels more like a cinematic experiment than a full-blown movie . feels more like a quickie TV special than a feature film feels more like an extended , open-ended poem than a traditionally structured story feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film feels not only manufactured , but also so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings feels painfully redundant and inauthentic feels painfully redundant and inauthentic . feels rigged and sluggish feels rigged and sluggish . feels secondhand , familiar -- and not in a good way feels secondhand , familiar -- and not in a good way . feels significantly longer feels significantly longer than its relatively scant 97 minutes feels so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope feels somewhat unfinished feels somewhat unfinished . feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies feels stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies . feels strange feels the dimming of a certain ambition feels the dimming of a certain ambition , but in its place a sweetness , clarity and emotional openness that recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism feels the dimming of a certain ambition , but in its place a sweetness , clarity and emotional openness that recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism . feels twice as long feels uncomfortably real feels uncomfortably real , feels uncomfortably real , its language and locations bearing the unmistakable stamp of authority feels uncomfortably real , its language and locations bearing the unmistakable stamp of authority . feels unfocused and underdeveloped feels unfocused and underdeveloped . feels universal feels unsure feels unsure . feels unusually assured feels very human and very true feels very human and very true to life fell apart fellow sophisticates felt ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend felt and masterfully felt and vividly detailed story about newcomers in a strange new world felt and vividly detailed story about newcomers in a strange new world . felt disrespected felt disrespected . felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them felt fantasy of a director's travel felt like an answer to Irvine Welsh's book Trainspotting felt like the same movie to me felt like the same movie to me . felt like to be a New Yorker -- or , really , to be a human being -- in the weeks after 9\/11 felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign felt performances felt performances across the board . felt sad for Lise felt sad for Lise not so much because of what happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier felt sad for Lise not so much because of what happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier , felt sad for Lise not so much because of what happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier , by Rohmer felt sad for Lise not so much because of what happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier , by Rohmer , felt sad for Lise not so much because of what happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier , by Rohmer , for example . felt tired and drained felt tired and drained and felt tired and drained and wanted to lie on my own deathbed for a while felt tired and drained and wanted to lie on my own deathbed for a while . felt trapped and with no obvious escape felt trapped and with no obvious escape for the entire 100 minutes felt trapped and with no obvious escape for the entire 100 minutes . felt with a sardonic jolt felt work about impossible , irrevocable choices and the price of making them . female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael female empowerment female friendship , female friendship , spiked with raw urban humor female friendship that men can embrace female friendship that men can embrace and female orgasm female population female sexuality feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal feminism while gifting the most sympathetic male of the piece with a nice vomit bath at his wedding feminism while gifting the most sympathetic male of the piece with a nice vomit bath at his wedding . feminist action fantasy feminist empowerment tale thinly feral intensity ferocity and ferocity and thoughtfulness fertile fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film fervid fessenden's fessenden's horror trilogy fest of self-congratulation between actor and director that leaves scant place for the viewer fest that'll put hairs on your chest fest that'll put hairs on your chest . festival festive festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles festooning U.S. art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles fetching fetid underbelly fetishism . fetishism . It is a movie about passion fetishistic violence fetishized every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy fetishized every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy with such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed fever-pitched melodrama few ` cool ' actors few american films few and far between few characters and ideas few cheap shocks few current films do few early laughs few equals this side of Aesop few films have been this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant . few good ideas few gut-busting laughs few laughs and not much drama few moments of inspiration few movies are able to accomplish few movies explore religion that it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler . few movies have ever approached few new converts few nice twists few nonbelievers few points few seconds few sequels few sleepless hours few things in this world more complex -- few things more frustrating few things more frustrating to a film buff few things more frustrating to a film buff than seeing an otherwise good movie marred beyond redemption by a disastrous ending few unintentional few will argue that it ranks with the best of Herzog's works few will find the movie fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs fewer gags to break the tedium fewer laughs fiascoes fiascoes he's been making for the last several years fiascos fica na memória fiction fiction for grown-ups fiction for grown-ups , fictionalize and be believed fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence fiend fiendishly fiendishly cunning that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . Not to mention absolutely refreshed . fierce fierce . An ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job fierce competition fierce grandeur fiercely atheistic fiercely clever and subtle fiercely clever and subtle film fiercely committed fiercely competitive fiercely intelligent fiercely intelligent and fiercely intelligent and uncommonly ambitious fiery fiery passion fifth beer-soaked film fifty minutes of tedious adolescent melodramatics fifty minutes of tedious adolescent melodramatics followed by thirty-five minutes of inflated nonsense . fighting each other fighting games , wire fu , horror movies , mystery , James Bond , wrestling , sci-fi and anime into one big bloody stew fighting hard for something that really matters fighting off the urge to doze fighting the same fights fighting trim shape fighting trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze fights fights a good fight fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs fights the good fight in Vietnam fights the good fight in Vietnam in director Randall Wallace's flag-waving war flick with a core of decency fights the good fight in Vietnam in director Randall Wallace's flag-waving war flick with a core of decency . figure out that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either figures of fun figures out how to make us share their enthusiasm figures out how to make us share their enthusiasm . figures prominently in this movie figures prominently in this movie , figures prominently in this movie , and figures prominently in this movie , and helps keep the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats figures prominently in this movie , and helps keep the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats . figuring it out wouldn't make Trouble Every Day any better figuring it out wouldn't make Trouble Every Day any better . fill The Hot Chick , the latest gimmick from this unimaginative comedian fill The Hot Chick , the latest gimmick from this unimaginative comedian . fill the after-school slot fill the after-school slot at shopping mall theaters across the country fill their scenes fill their scenes and , fine judges both , fill their scenes and , fine judges both , never overcook the hysteria fill their scenes and , fine judges both , never overcook the hysteria . fill this character study with poetic force and buoyant feeling fill this character study with poetic force and buoyant feeling . fill time filled out his cast with appealing fresh faces filled with a sense of pure wonderment and excitement filled with a sense of pure wonderment and excitement not often seen in today's cinema du sarcasm filled with authority filled with crude humor and vulgar innuendo filled with enjoyably complex characters who are never what they first appear filled with fantasies , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope filled with fantasies , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope after another filled with heavy doses of always enticing Sayles dialogue filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders filled with love for the movies of the 1960s filled with love for the movies of the 1960s . filled with more holes than Clyde Barrow's car filled with more holes than Clyde Barrow's car . filled with people who just want to live their lives filled with raw emotions filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love filled with scams filled with scams within scams filled with scams within scams within scams filled with scams within scams within scams . filled with shootings , beatings , and more cussing than you could shake a stick at filled with strange and wonderful creatures filled with subtext filled with surprises filled with surprises , Read My Lips filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots filling filling nearly every minute ... filling nearly every minute ... with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability filling nearly every minute ... with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability to triumph over a Scrooge or two filling the screen filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the filling the void with sci-fi video game graphics and Disney-fied adolescent angst fills it with spirit , purpose and emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count fills me with revulsion fills me with revulsion . fills the eyes fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage . Viva le Resistance fills time film ' in the worst sense of the expression film : honest film a must film a must for everyone film a must for everyone from junior scientists film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days film buffs film buffs will eat up like so much gelati film buzz and whir film compels film debut something film festival film flat lines film grows on you . And film grows on you . And how film grows on you . And how . film history film is yet to be made film lapses film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . film legacy film radar film school brat film school undergrad film silliness film that's flawed and brilliant in equal measure film that's flawed and brilliant in equal measure . film that is a portrait of grace in an imperfect world film that is a portrait of grace in an imperfect world . film that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an ill-advised and poorly film that loses sight of its own story film that loses sight of its own story . film that makes me miss Hitchcock , but also film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm film that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg film that reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s film that suffers because of its many excesses film that suffers because of its many excesses . film that will enthrall the whole family film that will enthrall the whole family . film to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror film to be savored film to drag on for nearly three hours film to shake from your conscience when night falls film to watch film touching film which suffers from a lackluster screenplay film wreck filme consegue entreter filmed Tosca that you want . filmed directly filmed directly from a television monitor filmed drama about a father and son connection that is a brief shooting star of love filmed drama about a father and son connection that is a brief shooting star of love . filmed in a natural , unforced style that makes its characters filmed more irresistibly than in ` Baran filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air filmed the opera exactly as the libretto directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism filmic epiphany filming the teeming life filming the teeming life on the reefs filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film filmmaker Yvan Attal quickly writes himself into a corner filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle . Instead filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . Strange occurrences filmmakers Anne de Marcken and Marilyn Freeman did just that and it's what makes their project so interesting filmmakers and performers of this calibre filmmakers copy the '' Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes filmmakers copy the '' Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right filmmakers david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances filmmakers david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , filmmakers david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , but filmmakers david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , but they did the same at home filmmakers david weissman and bill weber benefit enormously from the cockettes ' camera craziness -- not only did they film performances , but they did the same at home . filmmakers throw a few big-name actors and cameos at a hokey script filmmaking , the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy filmmaking from one of French cinema's master craftsmen filmmaking that is plainly dull and visually ugly when it isn't incomprehensible filmmaking that is plainly dull and visually ugly when it isn't incomprehensible . filmmaking that should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated films are weak , as films are weak , as are most of the subplots . films are weak , as are most of the subplots . This one's weaker than most . films come along that are as intelligent , exuberant , and moving as Monsoon Wedding films crammed with movie references films emerging from that most surprising of nations films had the ability to mesmerize , astonish and entertain films it so beautifully films such as pulp fiction and get shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout films that leaps over national boundaries and celebrates universal human nature films that try the patience of even the most cinema-besotted critic -- and this was one of them films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix filter out the complexity final , beautiful scene final act final surprising shots final third final whistle finally , is minimally satisfying finally comes into sharp focus finally delivers the goods for Schwarzenegger fans . finally has failed him finally has failed him . finally have the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow and The Killer which they have been patiently waiting for . finally lies with Kissinger . Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike . finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful finally move away from his usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s finally revel in its splendor finally seem so impersonal or even shallow finally succeeds in diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master to lowly studio hack . finally transporting re-imagining of Beauty and the Beast and 1930s horror films financial extortion find ( Attal and Gainsbourg's ) unfamiliar personas give the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts find 80 minutes of these shenanigans exhausting find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology to be liberating find The Singles Ward occasionally bewildering find What Time Is It There ? well worth the time find a ` literary ' filmmaking style find a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop find a place among the studio's animated classics find a scathing portrayal of a powerful entity strangling the life out of the people who want to believe in it the most find a small place in my heart find a spark of its own find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago find adolescence difficult to wade through find an enthusiastic audience find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests find an escape clause find an escape clause and avoid seeing this trite , predictable rehash find an escape clause and avoid seeing this trite , predictable rehash . find anything to get excited about on this DVD find comfort in familiarity find compelling find greatness find hard to follow find himself or herself smiling at one time or another find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick find in these characters ' foibles a timeless and unique perspective find in this dreary mess find it baffling find it diverting find it either moderately amusing or just plain irrelevant find it fascinating find it funny find it migraine-inducing find it migraine-inducing , find it migraine-inducing , despite Moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding find it migraine-inducing , despite moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding find it more than capable of rewarding them find it uninteresting find it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; find it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; with a screenplay to die for find little new find little of interest find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted find love find love in the most unlikely place find millions of eager fans find millions of eager fans . find much fascination find much fascination in the swinging find much fascination in the swinging . What they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . find much to mull and debate find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter find solace find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies find something new to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring find that The Road to Perdition leads to a satisfying destination find that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults find that real natural , even-flowing tone find that real natural , even-flowing tone that few movies are able to accomplish find the new scenes interesting find the seeds of hope find the seeds of hope in the form of collective action find the small , human moments find their humor-seeking dollars best spent elsewhere find their own rhythm and protect each other from the script's bad ideas and awkwardness . find themselves stifling a yawn or two during the first hour find themselves wishing they could roll over and take a nap find yourself rooting for Gai's character to avoid the fate that has befallen every other Carmen before her find yourself rooting for the monsters in a horror movie find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie finding God that is accessible finding God that is accessible and touching to the marrow finding God that is accessible and touching to the marrow . finding a new and ingenious angle finding a new angle finding beauty in the most depressing places finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny finding their way to joy finds a consistent tone finds a consistent tone and finds a consistent tone and lacks finds a consistent tone and lacks bite finds a consistent tone and lacks bite , finds a consistent tone and lacks bite , degenerating into a pious , preachy soap opera finds a new way to surprise finds a new way to surprise and finds a new way to surprise and amuse finds a new way to surprise and amuse . finds a nice rhythm finds a nice rhythm . finds a way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor finds a way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor . finds a way to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore finds a way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore finds a way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore . finds amusing juxtapositions that justify his exercise finds amusing juxtapositions that justify his exercise . finds his inspiration finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground finds humor finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact finds its humour finds its humour in a black man getting humiliated by a pack of dogs who are smarter than him finds its moviegoing pleasures finds its moviegoing pleasures in the tiny events that could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice finds its moviegoing pleasures in the tiny events that could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice . finds its stars slumming in territory finds its tone and several scenes run finds its tone and several scenes run too long . finds itself in reduced circumstances finds no way to entertain or inspire its viewers finds no way to entertain or inspire its viewers . finds one of our most conservative and hidebound movie-making traditions and gives it new texture , new relevance , new reality finds one of our most conservative and hidebound movie-making traditions and gives it new texture , new relevance , new reality . finds surprising depth finds surprising depth in its look finds surprising depth in its look at the finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family finds the ideal outlet for his flick-knife diction in the role of Roger Swanson finds the ideal outlet for his flick-knife diction in the role of Roger Swanson . finds warmth finds warmth in the coldest environment finds warmth in the coldest environment and finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort fine fine , focused fine , focused piece fine , nuanced lead performances fine , old-fashioned-movie movie fine acting fine acting moments fine actors fine backdrop fine character study fine documentary fine effort fine film fine idea fine job fine judges fine judges both fine judges both , fine music fine music never heard fine performance fine performances fine performances , fine performances , led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel , his wife fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage fine performances make this delicate coming-of-age tale a treat fine production fine sex onscreen fine star performances fine valedictory work fine work fine-looking fine-looking film finely finely crafted finely crafted , finely crafted , finely written finely crafted , finely written , finely crafted , finely written , exquisitely performed finely cut diamond finely detailed finely directed finely tuned finely written finery finesse finest finest American film finest chef finest films finest kind finest non-Bondish performance finest work fingering problems than finding solutions finish , like a wet burlap sack of gloom finished film fire a torpedo fire a torpedo through some of Clancy's holes fire-breathing fire-breathing monsters barbecue fires on all plasma conduits fires the winning shot firing on all cylinders firmly firmly above the level of other coming-of-age films firmly believe that a good video game movie is going to show up soon . firmly believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action first , Mr . Koury's passive technique first , quiet cadences first , quiet cadences of pure finesse first . Many of the effective horror first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity first and first and foremost ... the reason to go see '' blue crush '' is first and foremost ... the reason to go see '' blue crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by david hennings first and foremost ... the reason to go see '' blue crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by david hennings . first computer-generated feature cartoon first film something of a sleeper success first full flush first full scale WWII flick first great film first lousy Guy Ritchie imitation first love sweetly first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him first major studio production first mistake first place first real masterpiece first scene first shocking thing first-class first-class , natural acting first-class , natural acting and first-class , natural acting and a look at `` the real Americans '' first-class , natural acting and a look at `` the real Americans '' make this a charmer . first-class , thoroughly involving first-class road movie first-rate first-rate , especially Sorvino first-rate cast first-rate performance first-rate performances first-time director Denzel Washington and a top-notch cast first-time director Denzel Washington and a top-notch cast manage to keep things interesting . first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring first-timer fish-out-of-water formula fish-out-of-water gag fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way ... fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way ... that feels very human and very true to life fisher has bared his soul and confronted his own shortcomings here in a way ... that feels very human and very true to life . fishy fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , fistfights , and car chases , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . fit fit Chan like a $ 99 bargain-basement special fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines fit for the kiddies fit in any modern action movie fit smoothly fit smoothly together fit the incredible storyline fit the incredible storyline to a T fit the incredible storyline to a T . fit the incredible storyline to a T. fit well together fitfully amusing fitfully clever fitfully entertaining fitfully funny fits fits into a classic genre fits into a classic genre , fits into a classic genre , in its script and execution fits into a genre that has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet remains uniquely itself , vibrant with originality fits into a genre that has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet remains uniquely itself , vibrant with originality . fits the bill fits the bill perfectly fits the profile too closely fitting five contemporary individuals five contemporary individuals ... a psychological masterpiece five hours long five minutes but instead fixating fixating on a far corner of the screen at times fixating on a far corner of the screen at times because your nerves just can't take it any more fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes fizzability fizzle fizzles fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . flabbergasting principals flabby flaccid flaccid odd-couple sniping flaccid satire flaccid satire and what flagrantly flagrantly fake thunderstorms flailing flailing around flailing around in a caper that's neither original nor terribly funny flailing away flailing reputation flails flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror . flair . flair and bouncing bravado flakeball flakiness flaky flamboyant female comics flamboyant mannerisms flamboyant style flash but little emotional resonance flash that barely fizzle flashbulb editing as cover for the absence of narrative continuity flashes of mordant humor flashes of warmth and gentle humor flashy flashy , empty sub-music video style flashy , overlong soap flashy , overlong soap opera . flashy , star-splashed reduction flashy editing style flashy twists flat flat , flat , flat dialogue flat , misguided comedy flat , misguided comedy . flat , plodding picture flat , unconvincing flat , unconvincing drama flat acting flat and flat and boring flat and uncreative flat as a spoof flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community flat as thinking man flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , '' The Sum of All Fears flat champagne flat characters flat dialogue flat effort flat in just flat manner flat run flat scares and bad acting flat-out amusing flat-out amusing , flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , delicious dialogue flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , delicious dialogue and flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , delicious dialogue and a wide supply flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , delicious dialogue and a wide supply of effective sight gags flat-out amusing , sometimes endearing and often fabulous , with a solid cast , noteworthy characters , delicious dialogue and a wide supply of effective sight gags . flatfooted flatly flattening flattening its momentum flattening its momentum with about an hour flattening its momentum with about an hour to go flattens instead of sharpens flattens instead of sharpens . flatter flatter it flattering flattering spotlight flatula flatulence flaunting her natural gifts flavor and spice flavorful flavorful performances flavorless flavours flavours and emotions flawed flawed , flawed , compromised and sad flawed , crazy flawed , crazy people flawed and flawed and brilliant flawed and delayed flawed but flawed but engrossing flawed but rather unexceptional flawed but rather unexceptional women flawed film flawed humanity flawed support structure flawless flawless amounts flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace flawless film flawless film , flawless film , ( Wang ) flawless film , ( Wang ) emerges in the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers . flaws flaws , flaws , but also flaws Igby flee fleet turns of plot and fleet turns of plot and a feast of visual amazement fleet-footed and pleasingly upbeat fleeting joys fleetingly amusing fleetingly interesting fleetingly interesting actors ' fleshed out a little more instead of going for easy smiles fleshed-out enough to build any interest flexible flick , primarily because it is dull flick . Upper Teens may get cynical . flick cliches flick that scalds like acid flick that scalds like acid . flick worthy flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original flick worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original , mind you flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion flickering reminders of the ties that bind us flies out the window flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set flimsy flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas flimsy and flimsy and ephemeral flimsy ending flimsy flicks flimsy story flinching fling fling gags at it flinging their feces flinging their feces at you flippant or slick as it thinks it is flirts with bathos and pathos and the further Oprahfication of the world as we know it flirts with propaganda float like butterflies and the spinning styx sting like bees float like butterflies and the spinning styx sting like bees . floating narrative floats beyond reality with a certain degree of wit and dignity flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . How about surprising us by trying something new flop flopped flopped as surely flopped as surely as a soufflé gone wrong flopping floppy floppy hair flops florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock florid but ultimately vapid crime melodrama floundering floundering way flounders flounders in its quest for Deeper Meaning flounders under the weight of too many story lines flounders under the weight of too many story lines . flourish flourishes flourishes -- artsy fantasy sequences -- flourishes and flow of friendship flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch flowed out of Cho's life story , which provided an engrossing dramatic through line flower-power liberation flowering flowery flows as naturally flows forwards and back , weaving themes among three strands which allow us to view events as if through a prism fluff stuffed fluff stuffed with enjoyable performances fluid fluid , no-nonsense authority fluid and mesmerizing fluid and mesmerizing sequence fluidity and sense fluidly through the story , with charming results fluke flushed down flushed down the latrine of heroism fluttering fly at such a furiously funny pace fly at such a furiously funny pace that the only rip off that we were aware of fly right over everyone's head fly with most intelligent viewers focus , point and purpose focus on the hero's odyssey from cowering poverty to courage and happiness focus-grouped into tedium focused and focused and sincere focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her '' madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her '' madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . 50 on this 21st century torture device focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her '' madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . 50 on this 21st century torture device . focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her `` madness '' focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her `` madness '' so much focuses on Joan's raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her `` madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century focuses on the anguish that can develop when one mulls leaving the familiar to traverse uncharted ground . focuses too much on Max when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the focuses too much on Max when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the - focuses too much on Max when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the - making focuses too much on Max when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the - making . focusing intently focusing intently on his characters focusing intently on his characters , focusing intently on his characters , making them quirky individuals rather than figures of fun focusing on eccentricity but failing , ultimately , to make something bigger out of its scrapbook of oddballs focusing on the story's least interesting subject foibles and folds under its own thinness folds under its own thinness . folks , it doesn't work . folks . It's laughing at us folks they don't understand , ones they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , sell it to the highest bidder and follow the same blueprint from hundreds of other films , sell it to the highest bidder and walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world follow-your-dream followed by killer CGI effects followed by the bad idea followed by thirty-five minutes of inflated nonsense followed by thirty-five minutes of inflated nonsense . followed the runaway success of his first film , The Full Monty , followed through followed through on her defiance of the saccharine followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects following a feel-good formula following a feel-good formula with a winning style following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids following one's heart following one's heart and following the demands of tradition following up a delightful , well-crafted family film following up a delightful , well-crafted family film with a computer-generated cold fish following up on a deeper level following your dream following your dreams follows a resolutely realistic path in this uncompromising insight follows a resolutely realistic path in this uncompromising insight into the harsh existence of the Kurdish refugees of Iran's borderlands follows a resolutely realistic path in this uncompromising insight into the harsh existence of the Kurdish refugees of Iran's borderlands . follows into melodrama and silliness follows its standard formula in this animated adventure follows the basic plot trajectory of nearly every Schwarzenegger film follows the formula , follows the formula , but throws in too many conflicts to keep the story compelling follows the formula , but throws in too many conflicts to keep the story compelling . fondly fondly remembered as Roman Coppola's brief pretentious period before going on to other films that actually tell a story worth caring about fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing fondness fondness and respect fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard fondness for fancy split-screen , stuttering editing and pompous references to wittgenstein and kirkegaard food-for-thought cinema food-spittingly fool fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double fooled fooled by the impressive cast list foolish foolish and shallow fools who saw Quentin Tarantino's handful of raucous gangster films and branched out into their own pseudo-witty copycat interpretations foot-dragging footage that might have made No Such Thing a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all for ( Clara and Paul ) , even like them , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . It's petty thievery for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space for : expulsion for everyone for Beginners for Blade II for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament for Gai's character to avoid the fate that has befallen every other Carmen before her for Godard for Griffiths ' warm and winning central performance for Happiness for Independence , complete with loads of CGI and bushels of violence , but not a drop of human blood for Kissinger as a calculating war for Lil Bow Wow , who can now add movies to the list of things he does well for Sandler's many talents for Soderbergh fans who think he's gone too commercial since his two Oscar nominated films in 2000 for Swamp Thing-type animation , doubled with a deafening score for Touched by an Angel simplicity for Wilson to play his self-deprecating act against Murphy's well-honed prima donna for Wow ! for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all for a bad film for a barf bag for a best-foreign-film Oscar for a breath of fresh air now and then for a clean , kid-friendly outing for a country still dealing with its fascist past for a critical and commercial disaster for a depressing story that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary for a director I admire for a documentary -- just not this one for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker for a few airborne TV sets or nude groupies on the nod to liven things up for a few comic turns for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt for a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense for a film that has nothing for a film that takes nearly three hours to unspool for a fun -- but bad -- movie for a good old fashion romance and someone who shamelessly loves to eat , then Mostly Martha for a good while . Before it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway for a great film noir for a greater sense of urgency in the here and now of The Two for a guy who has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie to pore over , for a guy who has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie to pore over , no such thing is a big letdown for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture for a laugh for a longtime admirer of his work for a mildly entertaining 77 minutes , if that's what you're in the mood for for a movie that tries to be smart for a movie that tries to be smart , it's kinda dumb . for a movie that tries to be smart , it's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting ? for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . for a new generation for a new hal hartley movie for a painful ride for a plot twist instead of trusting the material for a pretty unpleasant viewing experience for a quick-buck sequel for a real winner , creativity at its peak for a reasonably intelligent person to get through The Country Bears for a riveting movie experience for a role he still needs to grow into for a routine slasher film that was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through for a satisfying evening at the multiplex for a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap for a shimmering picture postcard for a shoot-out in the o . k . for a silly hack-and-slash flick for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time for a slummy Hollywood caper flick for a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and what might have happened at Picpus for a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something for a story for a strong education and good teachers being more valuable in the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem for a summer of good stuff for a surprisingly cinematic experience for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . for a thirteen-year-old's book report for a thrilling sci-fi cinematic ride for a touching love story for a waterlogged equivalent of a haunted-house movie for a weak movie for a winning , heartwarming yarn for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential for adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . for adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover for all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh for all ages at any time for all audiences for all his disparate Manhattan denizens -- especially the a \*\* holes for all its social and political potential , State Property doesn't end up being very inspiring or insightful . for all its surface frenzy , high crimes should be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer for all its surface frenzy , high crimes should be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer . for all its technical virtuosity , the film is so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking . for all of its insights into the dream world of teen life , and its electronic expression through cyber culture , for all of its insights into the dream world of teen life , and its electronic expression through cyber culture , the film gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time for all of its insights into the dream world of teen life , and its electronic expression through cyber culture , the film gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time . for all of us for all the writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses , for all the writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses , there for all the writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses , there's no sense of actual passion being washed away in love's dissolution for all the writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses , there's no sense of actual passion being washed away in love's dissolution . for all the wrong reasons besides . for an absurd finale of twisted metal for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge for an all-around good time at the movies this summer for an arousing good time for an eagerness for an even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped creation for an hour , in which we're told something creepy and vague is in the works for an intelligent movie in which you can release your pent up anger for an intelligent weepy for an older one for an unfocused screenplay for any chance of enjoying this film for any chance of enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . for any hefty anti-establishment message in what is essentially a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper for anyone for anyone who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment for attention it nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks for bad movies for bathroom breaks for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club for blunt exposition for boring for both adults and kids . for both children and parents for both the scenic splendor of the mountains for both the scenic splendor of the mountains and for legendary actor Michel Serrault , the film for brief nudity and a grisly corpse for bringing audiences into this hard and bitter place for bug-eyed mugging and gay-niche condescension for bungling the big stuff for but a few seconds for cable for cable rather than for cable rather than for the big screen for casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors for cheap porn for children for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all for cinematic disaster for comfort for completely empty entertainment for controversy for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable for crimes against humanity for cryin ' for cultural and personal self-discovery and a picaresque view for deft punctuation for delivering such an instant camp classic for director Sam Mendes , who segues from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand for director Sprecher for doing what it does with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism for drawing wrenching performances from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable for each other for each others ' affections for easy , seductive pacing for easy smiles for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 for epic landscapes and adventure for every taste for everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids for everyone for evil for excitement for exploiting the novelty of the '' for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast for extreme unease for faith , hope and charity for fans of British cinema , if only because so many titans of the industry are along for the ride for fans who can't stop loving anime , and the fanatical excess built into it for fashioning an engrossing entertainment out of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster for finding a new and ingenious angle for finding meaning in relationships or work for followers of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects for following up a delightful , well-crafted family film with a computer-generated cold fish for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy for fun-seeking summer audiences for future Hollywood sellouts for genre fans for good for granted in most films are mishandled here for grasping the coolness vibes when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is for great cinema for hemlock for her characters for his characters for historical truth and realism for history buffs for horror movie fanatics for human connection for humor and bite for humor in so many teenage comedies for idiots who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance for illustrating the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters for improvement for in drama , suspense , revenge , and romance for in effective if cheap moments of fright and dread for in intelligence and B-grade stylishness for industrial-model meat freezers for insights for insomnia for instance , good things happen to bad people for intelligibility for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap for it would have felt like a cheat for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting for its elegantly colorful look and sound for its excellent storytelling , its economical for its excellent storytelling , its economical , compressed characterisations and for its profound humanity for its extraordinary intelligence and originality for its extraordinary themes for its historical significance alone for its incessant coarseness and banality for its intelligence and intensity for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship for its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd for its logical loopholes , which fly by so fast there's no time to think about them anyway for its mawkish posing by offering for its originality for its overwhelming creepiness for its posse of trailer park denizens for its profound humanity for its rather slow beginning for its sheer audacity and openness for its soccer action and its fine acting for its spasms of absurdist for its spasms of absurdist humor for its stellar cast for its story of actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese for its straight-ahead approach for its stylistic austerity and forcefulness for its success on a patient viewer for its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham for juicy roles for kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure for kids , Spirit for kids or their parents for kids or their parents , for that matter for lameness for large-scale action and suspense for laughs for laughs , with a hit-to-miss ratio that doesn't exactly favour the audience for laughs and not the last time for making a florid biopic about mad queens , obsessive relationships , and rampant adultery so dull for many of us , that's good enough for mercy for mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon for more . It doesn't reach them , but the effort is gratefully received for more tissues and those for most of the characters for most of the characters . Nothing about them is attractive . for most of the film it is hard to tell who is chasing who or why for most of the movie's success for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist for moviegoers of any age for nearly three hours for nice evening out for no apparent reason except for no better reason for no one for occasional smiles for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick for on screen thrills for on-screen chemistry for once for one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while for one of the worst movies of one year for one of the year's best films for one reason or another , Crush turns into a dire drama partway through . for one splendidly cast pair for only 71 minutes for ordinary louts whose idea of exercise is climbing the steps of a stadium-seat megaplex for originality , wit , or intelligence for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids for originality of plot for overstimulated minds for people who like their romances to have that French realism for people who make movies and watch them for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . for personality . It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events for pg-rated , nonthreatening family movies for philosophers , not filmmakers for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm for political courage for pretentious arts majors for purposes of bland Hollywood romance for putting together any movies of particular value or merit for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already for reverence and a little wit for self-deprecating comedy for serious for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics for sick and demented humor for sick and demented humor simply for sick humor for silly summer entertainment for some awful acting and lame special effects for some excellent work for some great one-liners for some major alterations for some robust and scary entertainment for some very good acting , dialogue , for someone like Judd , who really ought to be playing villains for something entertaining for something new for staying clean for sure for taking a fresh approach to familiar material for taking the sometimes improbable story and making it for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings for technical flaws to get in the way for teens to laugh , groan and hiss for terror . for that comes through all too painfully in the execution for that matter , Shrek ) for that reason it may be the most oddly honest Hollywood document of all for that sense of openness , the little surprises for the David Mamet enthusiast for the David Mamet enthusiast and for the David Mamet enthusiast and for anyone who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking for the David Mamet enthusiast and for anyone who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking . for the Jerry Springer crowd for the Lifetime cable television network for the Marquis de Sade set for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction for the ages for the annoying demeanour of its lead character for the art-house crowd for the best for the best of Hollywood's comic-book for the better for the big-fisted direction of Jez Butterworth , who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach for the blacklight crowd , way cheaper ( and better ) for the breezy and amateurish feel of an after school special on the subject of tolerance for the character at all stages of her life for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters for the connoisseurs for the day for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking for the earnest emotional core for the entire family and one for the faint of heart or conservative of spirit , but for the rest of us -- especially San Francisco lovers for the family , amusing and cute for the family , amusing and cute for both adults and kids . for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters for the film's winning tone for the fine star performances for the first time he'll probably appeal more to guys than to their girlfriends who drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor for the fleeting joys of love's brief moment for the full 90 minutes , especially with the weak payoff for the future when a good portion of the respected critical community in this country consider Blue Crush to be an intelligent film about young women for the greatness for the heart as well as the mind for the insipid script he has crafted with Harris Goldberg for the kiddies for the kids for the last 15 minutes for the man's greatness for the memorable character creations for the mind for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time for the most part ) for the most part , The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness for the most part , The Weight of Water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness . for the most part , credible for the most part , the film is deadly dull for the most part , the weight of water comes off as a two-way time-switching myopic mystery that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness for the most part a useless movie , even with a great director at the helm for the most part he makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should , keeping it tight and nasty for the most part this is a dull , dour documentary on what ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject for the movie's failings for the ones that don't come off for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations for the patronized Iranian lad for the performances alone for the perspective it offers for the playlist for the quirky for the rhapsodic dialogue that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations for the ridicule factor for the sights and sounds of the wondrous beats for the slain rappers for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history for the straight-to-video sci-fi rental shelf for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose for the stunning star for the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai for the superfluous Notting Hill for the teens ' deviant behaviour . Being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions for the thousands of Indians who fancy themselves too sophisticated for the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent for the toilet and scores a direct hit for the tube for the uncompromising knowledge that the highest power of all is the power of love for the under-7 crowd for the uninitiated plays better on video with the sound for the usual obvious laughs at the expense of cheap-looking monsters for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything for the viewer who has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes for the wan , thinly sketched story for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here for the way it documents a culture in the throes of rapid change for the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script , unimpressive acting and indifferent direction for the ways in which it studiously avoids provoking thought for the whole family for the whole family . for the whole family . Maybe not a classic for their Mamet for their acting chops , but for their looks for thinking audiences for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre for this illuminating comedy for this sensuous and spirited tale of a prim widow who finds an unlikely release in belly-dancing clubs for this story to go but down for those for whom the name Woody Allen was once a guarantee of something fresh , sometimes funny , and usually genuinely worthwhile , Hollywood Ending is a depressing experience for those moviegoers who complain that ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore for those who like sick comedies that can be snide for those who like sick comedies that can be snide . for those with at least a minimal appreciation of Woolf and Clarissa Dalloway , The Hours represents two of those well spent for those with whom it will connect for thrills for thrills , suspense , for too long and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary subplots for true fans for trying for two bright stars of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations for two crimes from which many of us have not yet recovered for two directors with far less endearing disabilities for two movies for unexpectedly giddy viewing for unflinching impartiality for us for violence for warmed-over melodrama for what we can get on television for free for whom she shows little understanding for with a great , fiery passion for with its heart for words , for its eccentric , accident-prone characters , and for the crazy things that keep people going in this crazy life for worst movie for wow for wow ! for wrapping the theater in a cold blanket of urban desperation for young children , if them . Their parents would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . forbearing forbidden love , racial tension , and other issues that are as valid today forbidden love , racial tension , and other issues that are as valid today as they were in the 1950s force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover force its quirkiness force still feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach force the movie off track in its final half hour force the movie off track in its final half hour . force you to scratch a hole in your head force-feed force-feed James Bond forced forced and forced and heavy-handed forced and heavy-handed , forced and heavy-handed , and occasionally simply unpleasant forced and overwritten forced avuncular chortles forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos forced drama forced drama in this wildly uneven movie forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about a young man's battle with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present forced funniness forced to endure three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one forced to follow forced to grapple with hazy motivations that never come into focus forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot forced to reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions forced to watch the host and hostess forceful drama forcefully told , with superb performances throughout forces the audience to fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence forces the viewer to totally suspend disbelief forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior forces us to confront what's possible forces us to consider the unthinkable , the unacceptable , the unmentionable forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be forces you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves forcing forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer forefront foreign culture only foreign mush foremost cinematic poet forever on the verge of either cracking up or throwing up forewarned , if you're depressed about anything before watching this film forged in still-raw emotions forged in the fires of Chick Flick Hell forget forget about any attempt at a plot forget about any attempt at a plot ! forget about it forget about it by Monday forget about it by Monday , though forget it forget its absurdity forget its absurdity . forget that they are actually movie folk forgets forgets about her other obligations , leading to a tragedy which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies forgets about her other obligations , leading to a tragedy which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies . forgets about unfolding a coherent , believable story in its zeal to spread propaganda forgets to make it entertaining forgettable forgettable . forgettable effort forgettable film forgettably forgettably pleasant from start to finish forgetting only forgetting only to retain a single laugh forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action forgive its mean-spirited second half forgive the flaws and love the film forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already forgiveness and love forgoes the larger socio-political picture of the situation in Northern Ireland in favour of an approach that throws one in the pulsating thick of a truly frightening situation forgot forgot to add any genuine tension forgot to include anything even halfway scary as they poorly rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting forgot to include anything even halfway scary as they poorly rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting . forgotten 10 minutes forgotten 10 minutes after the last trombone forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense forgotten the movie forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot form a gritty urban mosaic form a remarkably cohesive whole , both visually and thematically , through their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment of an ignored people form a remarkably cohesive whole , both visually and thematically , through their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment of an ignored people . form an acting bond that makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare form an acting bond that makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare . form an acting bond that makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare form at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand form at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand as life form at once visceral and spiritual , wonderfully vulgar and sublimely lofty -- and as emotionally grand as life . form that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change formal settings with motionless characters format to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them former Gong Show addict former Mr . Drew Barrymore formidable formidable arithmetic forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast formula family tearjerker formula mercilessly formula payback and formulaic formulaic , formulaic , its plot and pacing typical Hollywood war-movie stuff formulaic , its plot and pacing typical Hollywood war-movie stuff , formulaic , its plot and pacing typical Hollywood war-movie stuff , while the performances elicit more of a sense of deja vu than awe formulaic and forgettable formulaic and forgettable that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory formulaic and stilted formulaic chiller formulaic conflict resolutions formulaic equations formulaic films rather than formulaic potholes that befall its brethren formulaic sports drama that carries a charge of genuine excitement forsaken the entertaining elements of the original forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes forth as an important chronicle of the abuses of one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes fortified sweet tooth fortify this turgid fable fosters moments of spontaneous intimacy foul foul , freaky and funny foul , freaky and funny . foul substances foul up foul up Shum's good intentions foul up Shum's good intentions . foul-mouthed foul-natured found The Ring moderately absorbing , largely for its elegantly colorful look and sound found The Ring moderately absorbing , largely for its elegantly colorful look and sound . found a cult favorite found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime found a tough beauty found a worthy follow-up found his groove found his groove these days found in almost all of his previous works found in its ability to spoof both black and white stereotypes equally found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way found it slow , drab , and bordering on melodramatic found it slow , drab , and bordering on melodramatic . found it slow , predictable and not very amusing found it slow , predictable and not very amusing . found it weirdly appealing found its audience , found its audience , probably because it's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters . found its sweet spot found myself confused when it came time to get to the heart of the movie found myself confused when it came time to get to the heart of the movie . found myself finally unmoved by this film , which is immaculately produced found myself finally unmoved by this film , which is immaculately produced and found myself growing more and more frustrated and detached as Vincent became more and more abhorrent found myself growing more and more frustrated and detached as Vincent became more and more abhorrent . found myself liking the film found myself liking the film , found myself strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances found myself strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances . found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing . found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing . '' found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . '' found the movie as divided against itself found the movie as divided against itself as the dysfunctional family it portrays found the movie as divided against itself as the dysfunctional family it portrays . found the perfect material found the perfect material with which to address his own World War II experience in his signature style found the proceedings a little bit too conventional found the proceedings a little bit too conventional . found this a remarkable and novel concept found with an devastating , eloquent clarity found writer-director Mitch Davis's wall of kitsch hard going found writer-director Mitch Davis's wall of kitsch hard going . foundering performance founders on its lack of empathy founders on its own preciousness -- and squanders its beautiful women founders on its own preciousness -- and squanders its beautiful women . fountainheads four hankies four star performance four-star four-star movie fourth feature fourth-rate fraction fragmentary fragmentary narrative style fragmented fragmented film frailties frailty fascinates frailty to suggest the ravages of a life of corruption and ruthlessness frame one framed in a drama so clumsy frames ) profound ethical and philosophical questions in the form of dazzling pop entertainment franchise possibilities frankly fantastical frankness , civility and compassion frantic frantic , virulent and foul-natured frantic and fun frantic and fun , but also soon forgotten frantic efforts frantic search frantic than involving , frantic than involving , more chaotic than entertaining fraught frayed satire frazzled wackiness and frazzled wackiness and frayed satire freak show freaking out freakish freaks freakshow freaky and funny freaky scenes where the crew wonder if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . It's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke free free . I still want my money back free of the usual thriller nonsense free ticket free to go get popcorn whenever he's not onscreen free to leave freedom freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box freedom to feel contradictory things freeing freely freewheeling trash-cinema roots frenetic , funny , even punny 6 frenetic comedy frequent laughter frequently funny thrill frequently hilarious frequently maintains the same snail's pace frequently misses the mark frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy frequently veers into corny sentimentality , probably fresh fresh , fresh , entertaining comedy fresh , quirky charm fresh , sometimes funny fresh , sometimes funny , fresh , sometimes funny , and fresh , sometimes funny , and usually genuinely worthwhile fresh , unforced fresh , unforced naturalism fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters fresh . fresh again fresh air fresh air now and then fresh and fresh and absorbing fresh and absorbing look fresh and delightful fresh and dramatically substantial fresh and dramatically substantial spin fresh and unselfconscious fresh and vital fresh approach fresh by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances fresh dialogue fresh examination fresh good looks and fresh good looks and an ease in front of the camera fresh or enjoyable fresh point fresh romantic comedy fresh take fresh territory fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything fresh view fresh-faced fresh-faced , big-hearted and frequently fresh-faced , big-hearted and frequently funny thrill freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class . freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class ... freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class ... Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class ... Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns freshened up by the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class ... Designed to provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . freshening freshly freshly painted Rembrandt freshman freshman fluke freshness freshness , imagination and insight freshness and freshness and modesty freshness and spirit fret frida isn't that much different from many a hollywood romance . what sets it apart is the vision that taymor , the avant garde director of broadway's the lion king and the film titus , brings frida isn't that much different from many a hollywood romance . what sets it apart is the vision that taymor , the avant garde director of broadway's the lion king and the film titus , brings . fried in pork friend friendly friendly demeanor friendly film friendly kick friends friends will be friends through thick and thin friendship , friendship , family and affection friendship , love friendship , love , and friendship , love , and the truth friendship , love , memory , trust and loyalty friendship between women as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive friggin ' christmas fright fright and dread frighten and frightening , too stolid to be funny frightening and compelling frightening and compelling ` frightening and compelling ` What if ? ' frightening and disturbing frightening late fees frightening war scenes frighteningly capable frighteningly capable debut frighteningly evocative frighteningly fascinating frighteningly fascinating contradiction frightfest frightful vanity film fringe feminist conspiracy theorist frisky frittered frittered away frittered away in middle-of-the-road blandness fritters away fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script from Bill Plympton , the animation master , from Burkina Faso from David's point of view from Dawson's Creek from Disney from Hollywood from In Praise of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large from Japan from Kevin Kline who unfortunately works with a two star script from Lang's Metropolis , Welles ' Kane , and Eisenstein's Potemkin from Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier while failing to find a spark of its own from MTV schmucks who don't know how to tell a story for more than four minutes from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 from Motown's shadows from New Zealand whose boozy , languid air is balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply from Oscar winner from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand from Oscar-winning master from Philippe , who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest , and Sarandon , who couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids from TV shows from Terry Gilliam's subconscious , pressed through Kafka's meat grinder and into Buñuel's casings from Venice Beach that was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival from `` promising from `` promising '' from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc . Reyes ' word processor from a bad Clive Barker movie from a bad case of arrested development from a bygone era from a college comedy that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school from a completist's checklist rather than with a cultist's passion from a consummate actor incapable of being boring from a director beginning to resemble someone's crazy French grandfather from a director who understands how to create and sustain a mood from a faraway planet from a fine cast from a flat script and a low budget from a genre -- the gangster\/crime comedy -- that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago from a gifted director who definitely has something on his mind from a groundbreaking endeavor from a lack of clarity and audacity that a subject as monstrous and pathetic as Dahmer from a lack of humor ( something needed to balance out the violence ) from a lackluster screenplay from a less manic tone than its predecessor , as Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin from a master filmmaker from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing from a ploddingly melodramatic structure from a renowned Indian film culture that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche from a scene where Santa gives gifts to grownups from a severe case of Hollywood-itis from a sharper , cleaner script from a strong performance from Zhao from a stunningly unoriginal premise from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop from a surprisingly sensitive script co-written from a talent as outstanding as director Bruce McCulloch from a television monitor from a treasure from a woodland stream from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb from an adventurous young talent who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground from an eccentric and good-naturedly aimless story from an honored screen veteran and a sparkling newcomer who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair from an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum from any cinematic razzle-dazzle but from its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting from any movie with a `` 2 '' from baseball movies that try too hard to be mythic from behind from being a complete waste of time from being a total rehash from being an unusual sci-fi character study to a chase flick that detracts from its ending from being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams from being merely way-cool by a basic , credible compassion from being the funniest movie of the year from being unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable from between the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the newfangled Hollywood post-production effects from bland actors from both a great and a terrible story , mr . nelson from both a great and a terrible story , mr . nelson has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb from cheap-shot mediocrity from cowering poverty to courage and happiness from dark satire from dazzling cinematography from developing any storytelling flow from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny from disappointing from dramatic tension from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition from each film from either the book or the beloved film from enjoying much of it from ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired from ever wanting to see another foreign film from fighting games , wire fu , horror movies , mystery , James Bond , wrestling , sci-fi and anime into one big bloody stew from films crammed with movie references from firing on all cylinders from funny to shattering and featuring some of the year's best acting from grace that still leaves shockwaves from heaven '' from her own screenplay , jumps to the head of the class of women's films that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy from his fun friendly demeanor in exchange for a darker unnerving role from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals that are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue from his largely amateur cast from his usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona from hope and euphoria from hopeless sentimentality from human impulses that grew hideously twisted from humor from its cheesy screenplay from its comic course from its material that is deliberately unsettling from its own considerable achievement from its own provocative theme from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S . C . , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner from its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified from its sleazy moralizing from its unsettling prognosis from its well-meaning clunkiness from largely flat and uncreative moments from laugh-out-loud from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists from little screen to big from many a Hollywood romance . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings from many a hollywood romance from mildly unimpressive to despairingly awful from military epics from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending from movies with giant plot holes from one arresting image to another from one colorful event to another from one implausible situation to another from one of French cinema's master craftsmen from one visual marvel from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches from perfect from perfection from pinnacle to pinnacle from pleasing from raising the topic from rambling , repetitive dialogue and the visual from reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres from seeing former nymphette Juliette Lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named Minnie and watching Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell from seeming predictably formulaic from several funny moments from sharing the awe in which it holds itself from showing us in explicit detail how difficult it is to win over the two-drink-minimum crowd from squirming in their seats from stale parody from stark desert from start to finish , featuring a fall from grace that still leaves shockwaves from stock redneck ` types ' from such a great one from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings from that 1982's Tootsie , forgetting only to retain a single laugh from the TV movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes ever filmed from the Tinseltown assembly line from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story from the ages from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout from the audience than Jar Jar Binks , Scrappy Doo and Scooby Dumb from the awkwardness that results from adhering to the messiness of true stories from the best of the series from the bland songs to the colorful but flat drawings from the brave , uninhibited performances from the characters from the classics from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American from the cutting-room floor of any given daytime soap from the daughter of horror director Dario Argento ( a producer here ) from the demented mind from the dullest science fiction from the exoticism of its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea from the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea from the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up from the great Daniel Auteuil from the guy-in-a-dress genre from the incongruous but chemically from the lack from the lack of a compelling or comprehensible narrative from the latest eccentric , super-wealthy megalomaniac bent on world domination and destruction from the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel from the movie gods from the movie gods on a silver platter from the now more prevalent technique of the docu-makers being a visible part of their work from the page from the people laughing in the crowd from the pitch-perfect Forster to the always hilarious Meara and Levy , Like Mike shoots and scores , doing its namesake proud from the predictable plot to the characters straight out of central casting from the preposterous hairpiece worn by Lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences from the real-life story to portray themselves in the film from the repetitive manifestos that keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke from the screenplay , but rather the mediocre performances from the script's bad ideas and awkwardness from the shadow of Ellis ' book from the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions from the start -- and , refreshingly , stays that way from the string of insultingly innocuous from the summer heat and the sedentary doldrums that set in at this time of year from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look from the vast collective memory of the combatants from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy from the worst , thanks to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy from the writing and direction to the soggy performances from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- from their incessant whining from their record label , proving that one man's ruin may be another's fortune from this choppy and sloppy affair from this latest entry in the increasingly threadbare gross-out comedy cycle from 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T . just as I hoped I would -- from this new version of e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material from this unimaginative comedian from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics from too much Norma Rae and not enough Pretty Woman from two fatal ailments -- a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected from unbearable lightness by the simplicity of the storytelling and the authenticity of the performances from unlikable characters and a self-conscious sense from which no interesting concept can escape from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen front of an audience frosting frothing frothy ` date movie frothy ` date movie ' ... frozen tundra soap opera fruitful frustrated frustrated and detached frustrated maniac frustrates frustrates and frustrates and captivates frustrating frustrating ` tweener ' frustrating and frustrating combination frustrating misfire frustrating patchwork frustrating than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds frustrating to see these guys frustrating yet frustrating yet deeply watchable melodrama frustratingly refuses to give Pinochet's crimes a political context frustratingly timid and soggy frustratingly unconvincing frustration frustration from those frustrations fu fuddled fuddled about motives and context , which drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) fuddy-duddy fudged opportunity fudges facts fuel our best achievements and other times fueled by the light comedic work of Zhao Benshan and the delicate ways of Dong Jie fueling fueling terrorist acts fuelled DeVito's early work fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people fulfill fulfill its own ambitious goals fulfill your wildest fantasies fulfill your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler fulfill your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler , fulfilling fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story fulfilling practically every expectation either a longtime Tolkien fan or a movie-going neophyte fulfills one facet of its mission full full , chilling advantage full , irritating display full admission full advantage full circle full effect the energetic cast full flush full of bad jokes , howling cliches and by-the-numbers action full of charm full of cheesy dialogue full of cheesy dialogue , full of cheesy dialogue , but great trashy fun that finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s full of deep feeling full of elaborate and twisted characters full of fine performances , led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel , his wife full of funny situations and honest observations full of gentle humor that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight full of grace full of heartfelt performances full of holes and completely lacking in chills full of holes and completely lacking in chills . full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film full of holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them full of itself full of life , hand gestures , and some full of life and small delights full of life and small delights -- full of masters of both full of memorable performances from top full of memorable performances from top to bottom full of mirth that should charm all but the most cynical full of necessary discussion points full of nuance and character dimension full of people constantly checking their watches full of privileged moments and memorable performances full of sex , drugs and rock full of sharp , smart satire full of strength , warmth and vitality full of strength , warmth and vitality . full of stunning images and effects full of surprises full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes full of the kind of energy it's documenting full of throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and a determined TV amiability full of traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery full of unhappy full of wrong choices full potential full price full well full-blooded full-bodied full-bodied characterizations full-bodied performance full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , full-bodied wit full-length classic full-on full-on space battle full-throated humor fuller experience fully ` rendered ' fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts fully developed story fully endear fully endear itself fully endear itself to American art house audiences fully endear itself to american art house audiences fully engaged supporting cast fully exploit the comic elements of the premise , making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing fully explored fully forgotten fully formed fully formed and fully formed and remarkably assured fully realized story fully successful fully understand all the sexual permutations involved fully-written characters fumbled fumbles away fumbles away almost all of its accumulated enjoyment with a crucial third act miscalculation fumbles the vital action sequences fun fun ( and scary ) fun , fun , and fun , and bouncy fun , and bouncy , fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences fun , curiously adolescent movie fun , popcorn movies fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed fun , splashy and entertainingly nasty fun , with an undeniable energy fun , with its celeb-strewn backdrop well used . fun -- but bad -- movie fun . fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller is the director's talent . fun adventure movie fun and fun and enjoyable fun and funky look fun and funny in the middle fun and funny in the middle , fun and funny in the middle , though fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less hard-hitting fun and reminiscent fun being grown up fun cheese puff fun factor fun family fare fun film fun for all fun for kids of any age fun friendly demeanor fun in this cinematic sandbox fun into a rousing treatise of sensual empowerment fun lacking any MTV puffery fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects fun lite fun meeting fun meeting a brand-new Pokemon called Celebi fun of me fun one fun or fun or energy fun part fun to be had here fun to be had here . Chomp chomp fun to entertain the preschool set while embracing a wholesome attitude fun to entertain the preschool set while embracing a wholesome attitude . fun to make than it is to sit through fun to see Goodall and her chimpanzees on the bigger-than-life screen fun to watch fun to watch . fun to watch Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters fun with it fun with it all fun with the material fun with the quirks of family life fun-for-fun fun-for-fun's fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . fun-loving fun-loving libertine fun-seeking fun-seeking summer fun-seeking summer audiences fundamental choices funeral funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality funnier funnier . funnier and funnier and more innocent funnier film funnier gags funnier than anything funnier than being about something funnier version of the old Police Academy flicks funnier version of the old Police Academy flicks . funniest funniest 5 minutes funniest American comedy funniest and funniest and most accurate funniest and most accurate depiction funniest and most likeable funniest and most likeable movie funniest and most likeable movie in years funniest film funniest idea funniest jokes funniest moment funniest moments funniest motion funniest movie funniest person funniest thing funniness funny funny ! funny ! 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B . ) funny ( enough ) or funny ( enough ) or exciting ( enough ) funny ( sometimes hilarious ) funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy funny , funny , `` dead circus performer '' funny funny , and even touching funny , charming and quirky funny , even punny 6 funny , fast and loose funny , fast and loose , funny , fast and loose , accessible to the uninitiated funny , fast and loose , accessible to the uninitiated , funny , fast and loose , accessible to the uninitiated , and funny , fast and loose , accessible to the uninitiated , and full funny , harmless funny , harmless and funny , harmless and as substantial funny , harmless and as substantial as a tub of popcorn funny , highly enjoyable funny , insightfully human funny , moving funny , moving yarn funny , puzzling movie funny , rather chaotic funny , sexy , and rousing funny , smart funny , smart , funny , smart , visually inventive funny , smart , visually inventive , funny , smart , visually inventive , and funny , smart , visually inventive , and most funny , sometimes inspiring , funny , subtle , and resonant funny , sweetly adventurous funny , touching , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot funny , touching , smart and complicated funny , triumphant , funny , twisted , brilliant and macabre funny , ultimately heartbreaking funny , uplifting and moving funny . funny . A little uneven to be the cat's meow , but it's good enough to be the purr . funny . And educational funny . And for all the funny . And for all the wrong reasons funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt funny about Sir Anthony Hopkins saying ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer funny and funny and , in the end , funny and , in the end , very touching funny and at other times candidly revealing funny and consistently odd funny and consistently odd , and it funny and entertaining funny and fun funny and good-natured funny and human funny and human and funny and human and really funny and human and really pretty damned wonderful funny and light funny and pithy funny and poignant funny and sad funny and touching funny and touching film funny and true funny and ultimately funny and ultimately sobering film funny and weird funny and weird meditation funny and well-contructed funny and well-contructed black comedy funny and wise funny as aggressively sitcom-cute funny as you'd hoped . funny bits funny bits surfacing every once in a while funny blend funny bone funny bones tickled funny dance funny documentary funny enough funny even for adults funny even for adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . funny fable funny fanatics funny feast funny film funny film . funny for grown-ups as for rugrats funny from funny humor funny humor make '' '' funny in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span funny in drag funny in its observation of just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work funny in the middle funny in the middle of sad in the middle of hopeful funny in the way that makes you ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important , warm without ever succumbing to sentimentality funny level funny little film funny little movie funny look funny moment funny moments funny movies funny no-brainer funny nor provocative funny nor provocative - funny nor provocative - only dull funny nor suspenseful funny or funny or entertaining funny pace funny performers funny popcorn funny premise funny scenes funny situations funny situations and funny situations and honest observations funny story funny stuff funny stuff in this movie funny than the original , Killers funny thing funny thrill funny to shattering and featuring some of the year's best acting funny with the material funny without hitting below the belt funny work funny yet funny yet dark funny\/gritty funny\/gritty fable of the humanizing of one woman funny\/gritty fable of the humanizing of one woman at the hands of the unseen forces of fate funnybone furious furious and full furiously furiously , furiously , their capacity to explain themselves has gone the same way as their natural instinct for self-preservation furiously funny pace further Oprahfication further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer further declares its director , Zhang Yang of Shower , as a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist with a bright future . further demonstrates just how far his storytelling skills have eroded . fuse at least three dull plots fused with solid performances and eerie atmosphere fused with solid performances and eerie atmosphere . fused with their humor fuses the events of her life with the imagery in her paintings so vividly that the artist's work may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film fuses the events of her life with the imagery in her paintings so vividly that the artist's work may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film . fuss or noise fussing over fussing over too weak a recipe fussy fussy script and uptight characters fustily tasteful fusty squareness futile futile concoction futile lifestyle futile silliness futile silliness looking to tap into the kiddie sensibilities futility future Hollywood sellouts future Lizard endeavors will need to adhere more closely to the laws of laughter future cult classic future years as an eloquent memorial future-world future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized futuristic sets futuristic thriller-noir futuristic women in skimpy clothes fuzziness fuzzy gabbiest giant-screen movie gadgets gag gag two or three times gags and gags in search of a story gags in search of a story . gags to break the tedium gain from watching They gain the unconditional love she seeks gained the ears of the world gaining most of its unsettling force gaining most of its unsettling force from the suggested and the unknown gaining much momentum gal-pal smart talk , romantic comedy gal-pal smart talk , romantic comedy and galled that you've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie gambol fluidly gambol fluidly through the story , with charming results gambol fluidly through the story , with charming results . game of absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters game supporting cast gamely as the movie tries to make sense of its title character , there remains a huge gap between the film's creepy gang gang-infested gangs gangs , gangs , despite the gravity of its subject matter gangs , despite the gravity of its subject matter , is often as fun to watch as a good spaghetti western gangs , despite the gravity of its subject matter , is often as fun to watch as a good spaghetti western . gangster gangster films that are equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent gangster\/crime comedy gap gaping gaping enough to pilot gaping enough to pilot an entire Olympic swim team through gaps in their relationships garbage garbage . garde gargantuan aura gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it garish showcase garner the film a '' cooler '' PG-13 rating garner the film a `` cooler '' PG-13 rating garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch gasbag gasp gasp , shudder gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo gasp appalled gasp appalled and gasp appalled and laugh outraged gasp-inducing gasp-inducing ending gasping at its visual delights gasping like a beached grouper gates gathering dust gathering dust on MGM's shelf gathers plenty of dramatic momentum gator-bashing gaudy Hawaiian shirt gaudy bag gave me no reason to care gave me plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list gave people seizures gave us '' gawk at or applaud his special effects gawky gawky actor gay and lesbian children gay coming-of-age tale gay film . gay filmmakers gay love stories gay personal ads gay porn gay porn film gay s\/m fantasy gay-niche condescension gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes geared geared toward maximum comfort and familiarity geeks and historians geeky or geeky or nerdy thing gem gender politics gender-bending comedy gender-provoking gender-war ideas original general absurdity general and theatrical phenomenon general audiences might not come away with a greater knowledge of the facts of Cuban music general boorishness general family chaos to which anyone can relate general hospital crossed with a Saturday night live spoof of dog day afternoon generally a huge fan generally amusing from time generally disappointing generally insulting generally light enough generally mean-spirited generally sad generally sad existence generally smart generally smart casting generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public generally sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling generate a lot of energy generate any interest in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters generate cheap Hollywood tension generate enough heat generate much suspense generate suspense generate suspense rather than gross out the audience generate the belly laughs of lowbrow comedy without sacrificing its high-minded appeal generates by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull generates little narrative momentum generates little narrative momentum , generates little narrative momentum , and generates little narrative momentum , and invites unflattering comparisons to other installments in the Ryan series generates little narrative momentum , and invites unflattering comparisons to other installments in the Ryan series . generates plot points generates plot points with a degree of randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing . generating Oscar talk generating nightmarish images generating suspense generational signpost generic generic , generic , derivative and done to death generic , untidy , condescending and mild generic angst generic drama generic scripts generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again generic sets generic sets and generic sets and B-grade special effects generic villains generically generically , forgettably pleasant from start to finish generosity generosity and diplomacy generous generous , inspiring generous , inspiring film generous and generous and deep generous and subversive generous and subversive artworks generous cast genial genial and genial and decent genial but never inspired , and little genial is the conceit , genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen genial is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . It never is , not fully . genial romance genial than ingenious genial-rogue shtick geniality genitals genius genocide genre a bad name genre a bad name . genre cliches genre conventions genre conventions , character types and formulaic conflict resolutions genre gem genre storytelling , which gets under our skin simply by crossing the nuclear line . genre thrills genre-busting genre-busting film genres that don't add up to a whole lot of sense genres that just doesn't work genteel and genteel and unsurprising genteel and unsurprising the execution genteel yet decadent gentle gentle ) gentle , compassionate drama gentle , endearing gentle , endearing 1975 children's novel gentle , lapping gentle , lapping rhythms gentle , lapping rhythms of this film gentle , mesmerizing gentle , mesmerizing portrait gentle , touching gentle , touching story gentle , unforced intimacy gentle Jesus gentle and gentle and affecting gentle and affecting melodrama gentle and biting gentle and engrossing gentle and engrossing character gentle and humane gentle and humane side gentle and occasionally cloying gentle blend gentle but gentle but insistent gentle but insistent sincerity gentle comedy gentle film gentle humor gentle humor , gentle humor , bittersweet pathos gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments gentle laughs gentle laughs and gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world gentle longing gentle melding gently comic even as the film breaks your heart gently funny , sweetly adventurous gently funny , sweetly adventurous film gently humorous gently political gently swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements gently tedious in its comedy genuine genuine , acerbic laughs genuine acting genuine and genuine and singular artist genuine and sweet genuine characters genuine chemistry genuine depth genuine depth that would make them redeemable genuine dramatic impact genuine excitement genuine feeling genuine heart genuine insight genuine insight into the urban heart genuine laughs genuine love story genuine mind-bender . genuine narrative genuine ones genuine pathos genuine promise genuine quirkiness genuine rather than pandering genuine romance genuine spontaneity genuine tenderness genuine tension genuine wit genuinely genuinely bone-chilling genuinely bone-chilling tale genuinely cool genuinely engaging performers genuinely enthusiastic genuinely enthusiastic performances genuinely funny genuinely funny ensemble genuinely funny jokes genuinely funny moments genuinely good genuinely honest genuinely inspirational genuinely moving genuinely moving and genuinely moving and wisely unsentimental genuinely moving and wisely unsentimental drama genuinely pretty genuinely pretty . genuinely satisfying genuinely spooky genuinely spooky premise genuinely sweet genuinely witty genuinely worthwhile gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters geriatric Dirty Harry geriatric Dirty Harry , geriatric Dirty Harry , which will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man geriatric Peter gesturing get Carvey into as many silly costumes and get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices get THIS get a cinematic postcard that's superficial and unrealized get a cinematic postcard that's superficial and unrealized . get a fuzzy treat get a kick out get a kick out of goofy Brits get a kick out of watching them today get a nomination for a best-foreign-film Oscar : Make a movie about whimsical folk who learn a nonchallenging , life-affirming lesson while walking around a foreign city with stunning architecture get a sense of good intentions derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone . get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else get all five get an ` A ' for originality get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos . get another phone call warning you that if the video isn't back at Blockbuster before midnight , you're going to face frightening late fees get any more gay , get at something get back to your car in the parking lot get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company get by without being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff get caught up in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth get enough of that background for the characters to be involving as individuals rather than types get excited about on this DVD get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby get him a few laughs but nothing else get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . In other words get in the car , bitch , get in the way get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death get in the way of what should be the lighter-than-air adventure get inside you get into heaven get into heaven by sending the audience straight to hell get into its rhythm get into the history books before he croaks get it get laughs get laughs from the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions get lost in the murk of its own making get made-up and get me down get me down . get more depressed get more out of the latter experience get more re-creations of all those famous moments get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show get no satisfaction get on a board and , uh , shred , get on television get on your feet and shake it get our moral hackles get our moral hackles up get out get paid enough to sit through crap like this get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any get popcorn whenever he's not onscreen get ready to take off ... the other direction get ready to take off ... the other direction . get really peeved at it get some truly unique character studies and a cross-section of Americana get some truly unique character studies and a cross-section of Americana that Hollywood couldn't possibly fictionalize and be believed get some truly unique character studies and a cross-section of Americana that Hollywood couldn't possibly fictionalize and be believed . get the audience to break through the wall her character erects get the enjoyable basic minimum get the enjoyable basic minimum . get the first and last look at one of the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career get the idea , though get the impression that writer and director Burr Steers knows the territory get the same love story and get the same love story and parable get this thing over with get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather get through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture get to an imitation movie get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over get to leave the theater get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins get to the good stuff get together get top billing get under the skin get up and dance get weird , get you get you down get your money back gets a bit heavy handed with his message at times gets a bit heavy handed with his message at times , and gets a bit heavy handed with his message at times , and has a visual flair that waxes poetic far too much for our taste gets a bit heavy handed with his message at times , and has a visual flair that waxes poetic far too much for our taste . gets a lot of flavor and spice gets a lot of flavor and spice into his Charade remake gets a nice wintry look gets added disdain for the fact gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand . gets all there is to get out of a peculiar premise with promise gets an exhilarating new interpretation in Morvern Callar gets an exhilarating new interpretation in Morvern Callar . gets around to its real emotional business gets around to its real emotional business , gets around to its real emotional business , striking deep chords of sadness gets beneath the surface of things gets beneath the surface of things . gets bogged down by hit-and-miss topical humour gets bogged down by hit-and-miss topical humour before getting to the truly good stuff . gets bogged down over 140 minutes gets bogged down over 140 minutes . gets caught up in the rush of slapstick thoroughfare . gets chills gets chills from movies with giant plot holes gets close to the chimps the same way Goodall did , with a serious minded patience , respect and affection gets close to the chimps the same way Goodall did , with a serious minded patience , respect and affection . gets clunky on the screen gets drawn into the party . gets even better in hindsight gets even better in hindsight , gets even better in hindsight , as you mull over its every nuance in your mind gets ever so wrong gets fine performances gets fine performances from his two leads who originated the characters on stage gets full mileage gets full mileage out gets full mileage out of the rolling of a stray barrel or the unexpected blast of a phonograph record gets great laughs gets great laughs , but never gets great laughs , but never at the expense of its characters gets harder and harder to understand her choices gets increasingly tiresome gets its greatest play gets its greatest play from the timeless spectacle of people gets its greatest play from the timeless spectacle of people really talking to each other gets its greatest play from the timeless spectacle of people really talking to each other . gets just about everything right gets just about everything right . gets more tiresome gets more tiresome , gets more tiresome , especially as it continues to mount a conspicuous effort to be profound gets muted and routine . gets off the ground . gets off with a good natured warning gets old gets old quickly gets old quickly . gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop again gets old quickly . Watch Barbershop again if you're in need of a Cube fix gets onto the screen just about as much of the novella as one could reasonably expect gets onto the screen just about as much of the novella as one could reasonably expect , gets onto the screen just about as much of the novella as one could reasonably expect , and gets onto the screen just about as much of the novella as one could reasonably expect , and is engrossing and moving in its own right . gets over its own investment in conventional arrangements gets over its own investment in conventional arrangements , gets over its rather lopsided conception gets rock-n-rolling gets royally screwed gets royally screwed and gets royally screwed and comes back for more gets sillier , not scarier gets sillier , not scarier , gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along gets so tangled up in The Twist that it chokes the energy right out of the very audience it seeks to frighten . gets stupid and maudlin gets stupid and maudlin . gets terrific performances gets terrific performances from them all gets terrific performances from them all . gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S . C . , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S . C . , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner gets the details right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner . gets the feeling that the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism is at work here gets the impression the creators of Don't Ask Don't Tell laughed a hell of a lot at their own jokes . gets the job done gets the job done -- a sleepy afternoon rental gets the job done . gets the once-over once again gets the once-over once again in Gangster No . 1 gets the once-over once again in Gangster No . 1 , but falls apart long before the end gets the once-over once again in Gangster No . 1 , but falls apart long before the end . gets the once-over once again in Gangster No. 1 , but falls apart long before the end gets the once-over once again in Gangster No. 1 , but falls apart long before the end . gets the tone just right gets the tone just right -- gets the tone just right -- funny in the middle of sad in the middle of hopeful gets the tone just right -- funny in the middle of sad in the middle of hopeful . gets the upper hand in matters of the heart gets tiresome gets to display his cadness to perfection , but also to show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte gets to display his cadness to perfection , but also to show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte . gets to you . Just like Igby . gets too artsy in his American debut gets too artsy in his American debut . gets too cloying gets too cloying thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry gets too cloying thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry . gets under our skin and gets under our skin and draws us in long gets under our skin and draws us in long before the plot kicks into gear gets under the skin of a man we only know as an evil , monstrous lunatic gets under your skin and , some plot blips gets under your skin and , some plot blips aside gets uniformly engaging performances gets uniformly engaging performances from his largely amateur cast gets uniformly engaging performances from his largely amateur cast . gets us gets us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing gets us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing . gets used best gets very ugly gets very ugly , very fast gets violently gang-raped gets vivid , convincing performances gets vivid , convincing performances from a fine cast gets vivid , convincing performances from a fine cast , gets vivid , convincing performances from a fine cast , and gets vivid , convincing performances from a fine cast , and generally keeps things going at a rapid pace , occasionally using an omniscient voice-over narrator in the manner of French New Wave films gets vivid , convincing performances from a fine cast , and generally keeps things going at a rapid pace , occasionally using an omniscient voice-over narrator in the manner of French New Wave films . gets vivid performances gets vivid performances from her cast gets vivid performances from her cast and gets vivid performances from her cast and pulls off some deft Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences gets vivid performances from her cast and pulls off some deft Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences . gets way too mushy -- and in a relatively short amount of time . gets you riled up getting a more mature body getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing getting around the fact that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited getting around the fact that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited -- getting around the fact that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited -- again getting busy on the basketball court because that's when he really scores getting butchered in A . 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It's laughing at us getting hit by a bus getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable getting into too many pointless situations getting irritating getting myself wrapped up in the visuals and eccentricities of many of the characters getting the better of obnoxious adults getting their fair shot getting their fair shot in the movie business getting there is not even half the interest getting there is not even half the interest . getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke getting tired of the whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action aesthetic getting to the good stuff getting to the truly good stuff getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' getting torn away from the compelling historical tale to a less-compelling soap opera getting under your skin getting weirder ghastly ghetto ghetto fabulousness ghost imagery that shows just enough to keep us on our toes ghoulish as the first and trains not as big as the second giant Chuck Jones giant William Randolph Hearst giant plot holes giant spider invasion comic chiller giant step backward gibberish giddily giddily entertaining giddy and provocative sexual giddy and whimsical and relevant today giddy viewing gifted gifted Korean American stand-up gifted artists gifted as Hoffman gifted director gifted performers gifting the most sympathetic male of the piece gigantic proportions giggle a minute . Over age 15 ? giggle-inducing giggle-inducing comedy giggles giggles and giggly gimmick gimmicks gimmicky gimmicky instead of compelling girl entry girl-meets-girl romantic comedy girl-woman girlish tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls girls , right down the reality drain girls , who learns that believing in something does matter give give '' Scratch '' a second look give Blade fans another look at Wesley Snipes ' iconic hero doing battle with dozens of bad guys -- at once give I Am Trying to Break Your Heart an attraction it desperately needed give I Am Trying to Break Your Heart an attraction it desperately needed . give `` Scratch '' a second look give a backbone to the company give a backbone to the company and provide an emotional edge to its ultimate demise give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood give a pretty good overall picture of the situation give a pretty good overall picture of the situation in Laramie following the murder of Matthew Shepard give a second look give a second look if we passed them on the street give a spark give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , `` give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , `` The Sum of All Fears give a taste of the Burning Man ethos , an appealing blend of counter-cultural idealism and hedonistic creativity give a thought to the folks who prepare and give all three stories life give anyone a case of the frights give committed performances give credit to Affleck give credit to Affleck . give director Roger Michell , best known for the superfluous Notting Hill , credit for trying give each other the willies give exposure to some talented performers give full performances give herself over give herself over completely to the tormented persona of Bibi give his audience a single character worth rooting for ( or worth rooting against , for that matter ) give his blessing give in to the urge to get on your feet and shake it give it a boost give it a marginal thumbs up give it considerable punch give it considerable punch . give it thumbs down give life give many ministers and Bible-study groups hours of material to discuss give performances of exceptional honesty give performances of exceptional honesty . give solid performances give strong and convincing performances give superlative performances give the film a certain timeless quality give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism give the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts give the movie points for give the physical act all of its meaning and most of its pleasure give the transcendent performance give them a good time give them credit for : The message of the movie give us a reason to be in the theater beyond Wilde's wit and the actors ' performances give us anything we haven't seen before give us real situations and characters give what can easily be considered career-best performances give what may be the performances of their careers give what may be the performances of their careers . give you give you a few laughs give you a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy give you a mild headache give you enough to feel good about give you goosebumps as its uncanny tale of love , communal discord , and justice give-me-an-Oscar given a loving screen transferral given a part worthy of her considerable talents given a pedestrian spin given a working over given a working over . The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back given audiences given by the capable cast given fair warning given his tale a warm glow given it a one-star rating given its Labor Day weekend upload given its Labor Day weekend upload , FearDotCom should log a minimal number of hits given passionate , if somewhat flawed , treatment given relatively dry material from Nijinsky's writings to perform given the embarrassing script and weak direction given the stale plot and pornographic way the film revels in swank apartments , clothes and parties given this movie a rating of zero given to the water-camera operating team of Don King , Sonny Miller , and Michael Stewart . given up gives '' Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling gives Dahmer a consideration that the murderer never game his victims gives Erika a persona that is so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack gives Erika a persona that is so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack . gives Hollywood sequels gives Hollywood sequels a bad name gives Human Nature its unique feel gives Italian for Beginners an amiable aimlessness that keeps it from seeming predictably formulaic gives Nachtwey for self-analysis gives Secret Life its intermittent unease , reaffirming that long-held illusions are indeed reality , and that erasing them recasts the self gives The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air gives `` Mothman '' an irresistibly uncanny ambience that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling gives a good performance gives a good performance in a film that doesn't merit it gives a human face to what's often discussed in purely abstract terms gives a human face to what's often discussed in purely abstract terms . gives a mesmerizing performance as a full-fledged sex addict who is in complete denial about his obsessive behavior gives a mesmerizing performance as a full-fledged sex addict who is in complete denial about his obsessive behavior . gives a performance that could not be improved upon . gives a performance that could not be improved upon . ' gives a performance that is masterly gives a performance that is masterly . gives a portrayal as solid and as perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die Another Day gives a portrayal as solid and as perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die Another Day . gives a star performance that is nothing short of mesmerizing gives a superb performance gives a superb performance full of deep feeling gives a superb performance full of deep feeling . gives a tremendous performance gives a tremendous performance . gives added clout to this doc gives ample opportunity gives ample opportunity for large-scale action and suspense gives ample opportunity for large-scale action and suspense , gives ample opportunity for large-scale action and suspense , which director Shekhar Kapur supplies with tremendous skill gives ample opportunity for large-scale action and suspense , which director Shekhar Kapur supplies with tremendous skill . gives an especially poignant portrait of her friendship gives an especially poignant portrait of her friendship with the never flagging legal investigator David Presson gives an especially poignant portrait of her friendship with the never flagging legal investigator David Presson . gives brutal birth gives brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero gives devastating testimony gives devastating testimony to both people's capacity for evil and their heroic capacity for good . gives gifts to grownups gives give a solid , anguished performance that eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done gives give a solid , anguished performance that eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done . gives her best gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game gives her best performance since Abel Ferrara had her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game . gives his best movie gives his best movie performance since , well , Performance gives his best screen gives his best screen performance gives his best screen performance with an oddly winning portrayal of one of life's ultimate losers gives his best screen performance with an oddly winning portrayal of one of life's ultimate losers . gives his heart gives it a buoyant delivery gives it a sturdiness and solidity that we've long associated with Washington gives it an honest , lived-in glow gives it an honest , lived-in glow . gives it new texture , new relevance , new reality gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters , gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters , especially if you're in the mood for something more comfortable than challenging gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters , especially if you're in the mood for something more comfortable than challenging . gives its subject gives its subject a movie worthy of his talents gives itself the freedom to feel contradictory things . gives new meaning to the phrase ` fatal script error gives new meaning to the phrase ` fatal script error . ' gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time gives none to the audience gives one of his most daring , and complicated , performances gives out gives peace gives peace yet another chance gives poor Dana Carvey nothing gives poor Dana Carvey nothing to do that is really funny gives the film its bittersweet bite gives the film its lingering tug gives the lie gives the lie to many clichés gives the lie to many clichés and gives the lie to many clichés and showcases a group of dedicated artists gives the neighborhood -- scenery , vibe and all -- the cinematic equivalent of a big , tender hug gives the neighborhood -- scenery , vibe and all -- the cinematic equivalent of a big , tender hug . gives the quickly named Blossom , Bubbles and Buttercup supernatural powers that include extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes , which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays gives the quickly named Blossom , Bubbles and Buttercup supernatural powers that include extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes , which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays . gives the story some soul gives them a bad odor gives them a bad odor . gives these women gives these women a forum to demonstrate their acting ` chops ' gives this aging series a much needed kick gives this aging series a much needed kick , making `` Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years gives this coming-of-age story gives this coming-of-age story restraint as well as warmth gives this coming-of-age story restraint as well as warmth . gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling gives us a rare glimpse gives us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know gives us a reason to care about them gives us another peek at some of the magic we saw in Glitter here in Wisegirls gives us another peek at some of the magic we saw in Glitter here in Wisegirls . gives us compelling , damaged characters who we want to help -- or hurt gives us compelling , damaged characters who we want to help -- or hurt . gives us episodic choppiness , undermining the story's emotional thrust gives us episodic choppiness , undermining the story's emotional thrust . gives us mostly fool's gold gives us the perfect starting point for a national conversation about guns , violence , and fear gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel gives voice to a story that needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies gives you a fascinating , albeit depressing view of Iranian rural life close to the Iraqi border gives you an idea just how bad it was giving a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta giving a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another giving a big middle-fingered `` shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta giving a big middle-fingered `` shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another giving a damn giving a damn about giving a tight , focused performance illuminated by shards of feeling giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining giving it a strange combo of you-are-there closeness giving it a strong thumbs up giving it humor and poignancy giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment giving the cast ample opportunity to use that term as often as possible . giving the movie a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel giving up giving us much this time glacially paced , and often just plain dull glacier-paced glacier-paced direction glad glad you went along for the ride glamorous glamorous machine glamour glancing vividly back glaring glaring and unforgettable glaring and unforgettable . glaring triteness gleaned from a lifetime of spiritual inquiry gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material glee gleefully gleefully unconcerned with plausibility , yet just as determined to entertain you glib glib but glib but bouncy glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter glib soullessness glibly tick off every point of `` The Longest Yard '' playbook like a checklist . glides glides gracefully from male persona to female glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny , glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad glides gracefully from male persona to female without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad . glides through on some solid performances and witty dialogue glides through on some solid performances and witty dialogue . glimpse into the mysteries of human behavior glinting charm glitches glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep glitz glitzy but extremely silly piece gloom gloomy atmosphere gloomy film noir veil gloomy techno-horror clambake gloomy words glories glorified glorified Nike ad glorified sitcom glorifying glorifying software glorious glorious , gaudy benefit glorious failure glorious groove glorious spectacle gloriously gloriously alive gloriously flippant as Lock , Stock and Two Smoking Barrels gloriously goofy way gloriously unsubtle glory days glosses over Rafael's evolution glossy , rich green , environment glossy Hollywood glossy coat glossy knock-off glossy melodrama glossy rehash glow glows glows with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit glows with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit . glucose sentimentality and glued glued to the screen gluing you to the edge of your seat glum glum , glum , numb glum . glum as Mr . De Niro glum as Mr. De Niro glumly mishandle the story's promising premise of a physician who needs to heal himself . go , '' Orange County '' is a refreshing change go anywhere new , go ape go ape over this movie go around , with music and laughter go at all the wrong moments go away go back and choose to skip it go before it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza go boom go but down go down as one of the all-time great apocalypse movies go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year go down in the annals of cinema go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories go down smoothly enough go down smoothly enough with popcorn go down with a ship as leaky go down with a ship as leaky as this go for the usual obvious laughs at the expense of cheap-looking monsters go from stark desert go from stark desert to gorgeous beaches go from stark desert to gorgeous beaches . go hand in hand go hand in hand with talent go happily go happily along for the ride go home '' when talking to Americans go on so long as there are moviegoers anxious to see strange young guys doing strange guy things go over the top and movies that don't care about being stupid go rent '' Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance go rent `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance go see it go see this delightful comedy go see this delightful comedy . go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale go soft and stinky go straight to video go the distance go to Grant , who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery go to a picture-perfect beach go to a picture-perfect beach during sunset go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind go to the movies go to the movies to have fun go unnoticed and underappreciated go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans go very right go very right , go very right , and then step wrong go where the moment takes them go with this claustrophobic concept go wrong go your emotions , taking them to surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving go-for-broke go-for-broke acting that heralds something special goal goals god awful goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy . goes about telling what at heart is a sweet little girl goes after one truth ( the Ford administration's complicity in tearing ` orphans ' from their mothers ) and stumbles upon others even more compelling goes awry goes beyond comic book status . goes beyond his usual fluttering and stammering goes beyond his usual fluttering and stammering and goes beyond his usual fluttering and stammering and captures the soul of a man in pain who gradually comes to recognize it and deal with it goes bump in the night and nobody cares goes by quickly goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults goes by the numbers and reps decent action entertainment goes deeper than that , goes deeper than that , to fundamental choices that include the complexity of the Catholic doctrine goes down easily goes down easily . goes down easy goes downhill goes downhill . goes easy on the reel\/real world dichotomy that ( Jaglom ) pursued with such enervating determination in Venice\/Venice . goes entirely unexamined in this startlingly unfunny comedy goes entirely unexamined in this startlingly unfunny comedy . goes for sick and demented humor simply goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so . goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so . The movie goes from being an unusual sci-fi character study to a chase flick that detracts from its ending goes from being an unusual sci-fi character study to a chase flick that detracts from its ending . goes further goes nowhere . goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly goes off the beaten path , not necessarily for the better goes off the beaten path , not necessarily for the better . goes off the rails in its final 10 or 15 minutes goes on and on and on and on goes on for the 110 minutes of '' Panic Room goes on for the 110 minutes of `` Panic Room '' goes on for too long and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary subplots goes on for too long and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary subplots . goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers goes out of its way to introduce obstacles for him to stumble over goes overboard goes overboard with a loony melodramatic denouement in which a high school swimming pool substitutes for a bathtub . goes right goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability goes straight to video goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography goes to absurd lengths goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises . goes to the essence of Broadway goes unindicted here , which is probably for the best goes unindicted here , which is probably for the best . goes unindicted here , which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before goes where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy goes wrong at several key junctures goes wrong at several key junctures . goes wrong thanks goes wrong thanks to culture shock and a refusal going , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- going , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained going at a rapid pace going at a rapid pace , going at a rapid pace , occasionally going at a rapid pace , occasionally using an omniscient voice-over narrator in the manner of French New Wave films going for it going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap going for that PG-13 rating going for the audience as well going nowhere fast going on for too long going on for too long , going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc. going on inside each trailer park you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster going on to other films that actually tell a story worth caring about going out and enjoying the big-screen experience going right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together going through the motions going through the paces again with his usual high melodramatic style of filmmaking going to a dinner party and being forced to watch the host and hostess going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend . You don't want to call the cops . going to be everyone's bag of popcorn going to be great going to be something really good going to face frightening late fees going to feel like you weren't invited to the party going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year going to inspire me going to jell going to love The Piano Teacher going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal going to make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous going to make his debut as a film director going to make people laugh going to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning going to show up soon . going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera going to take you going to win any academy awards going where no man has gone before going wrong gold golden gone , replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks gone a long way gone a tad less for grit and a lot more gone awry gone badly awry gone before , but several movies have gone from the popcorn pushing sound stages of Hollywood . gone horribly wrong gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) gone more over-the-top instead of trying to have it both ways gone straight to a Mystery Science Theater 3000 video gone straight to video gone too commercial gone too commercial since his two Oscar nominated films in 2000 gone wrong gone-to-pot gone-to-pot Asbury Park , New Jersey gonna like this movie good good ( successful ) good ( successful ) rental good , good , Sonny good , achingly human good , dry , reliable textbook good , hard-edged stuff good , hard-edged stuff , violent and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart good , lively company good , organic character work good , straightforward good , straightforward tale good . good B movies good B movies ( The Mask , The Blob ) good Bond movie good a job as anyone good acting good acting , good dialogue , good pace good acting and plain old bad filmmaking good action good action , good action , good acting good action , good acting , good action , good acting , good dialogue good action , good acting , good dialogue , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good cinematography good action , good acting , good dialogue , good pace , good cinematography . good actor good actors good actors , good actors , even Kingsley good actors , even Kingsley , good actors , even Kingsley , are made to look bad good actors , good poetry good actors , good poetry and good actors , good poetry and good music good actors , good poetry and good music help sustain it good actress good alternative good and good and ambitious good and ambitious film good and different good as Leon Barlow good as The Full Monty , but a really strong second effort good as the original good as you remember . good at being the ultra-violent gangster wannabe good at this kind of thing , unlike the Americans , who have a passion for Musketeers , only to spoof them good bark good bits good bits are hopelessly overshadowed good camp good cast good cause good chance good charitable enterprise good cheer good chemistry good cinema good cinematography good cinematography . good clean fun good deal good deal funnier good design good dialogue good director good documentarian good documentary good ear good enough good enough to be in theaters good enough to be the purr good ethics good ethics while entertaining with its unconventionally wacky but loving family good fight good film good films good for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt good for a laugh good for a laugh . 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Wong gorgeous companion to Mr . Wong's In the Mood for Love -- very much a Hong Kong movie despite its mainland setting . gorgeous epic gorgeous exterior photography gorgeous film gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers gorgeous imagery gorgeous imagery , gorgeous imagery , effective performances gorgeous imagery , effective performances , gorgeous imagery , effective performances , and gorgeous imagery , effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding gorgeous locales gorgeous pair gorgeous piano gorgeous places gorgeous scenes gorgeous scenes , gorgeous scenes , masterful performances gorgeous scenes , masterful performances , gorgeous scenes , masterful performances , but the sickly sweet gender normative narrative gorgeous scenes , masterful performances , but the sickly sweet gender normative narrative left an acrid test in this gourmet's mouth gorgeous scenes , masterful performances , but the sickly sweet gender normative narrative left an acrid test in this gourmet's mouth . gorgeous visuals gorgeously gorgeously atmospheric meditation gorgeously elaborate continuation gorgeously made gorgeously shot and beautifully gorgeously strange movie gorgeousness gorgeousness . gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff gory as the scenes of torture and self-mutilation gory as the scenes of torture and self-mutilation may be gory mayhem '' gory or explicit gory to be a comedy and too silly to be an effective horror film gosh , will you be shocked . got Ten Little Indians meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober , filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat got a creepy feeling that the film is closer to the mark than I want to believe got a headache got a headache watching this meaningless downer got a headache watching this meaningless downer . got a house full of tots -- don't worry got a place in your heart got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson got as potent a topic as ever here got dropped from their record label , proving that one man's ruin may be another's fortune got dropped from their record label , proving that one man's ruin may be another's fortune . got ice water in your veins got it right got it right the first time got its heart got its heart in the right place got just enough charm and appealing character quirks to forgive that still serious problem got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . got me grinning got me grinning . got oodles of style and substance got some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room got some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 got some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 - hour , dissipated length got some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 - hour , dissipated length . got some pretentious eye-rolling moments got something got the brawn , but not the brains got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease got to give it thumbs down got to hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out got to love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , and a heroine as feisty and principled as Jane got to me got to my inner nine-year-old goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle gothic rural Americana gotta give director Roger Michell , best known for the superfluous Notting Hill , credit for trying gotten respectful critical praise gotten respectful critical praise in a different era gourmet governmental odds governs college cliques grab me grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration grab us grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments grab you grab your children by the imagination grab your children by the imagination and grab your children by the imagination and amaze them grab your children by the imagination and amaze them and grab your children by the imagination and amaze them and amuse them grab your children by the imagination and amaze them and amuse them . grab your kids and run grab your kids and run and then grab your kids and run and then probably call the police grabs you grabs you in the dark and shakes you vigorously for its duration grabs you in the dark and shakes you vigorously for its duration . grace grace and eloquence grace and humor grace and panache grace in an imperfect world grace that still leaves shockwaves grace this deeply touching melodrama grace this deeply touching melodrama . grace to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made grace-in-rebellion graced graceful , contemplative film graceful , moving graceful , moving tribute graceful dual narrative gracefully graceless graceless , hackneyed graceless and graceless and devoid graceless and ugly graces gracious gracious , eloquent film grade grade trash grade-grubbers grade-school audience gradually accumulates more layers gradually and gradually and artfully gradually and artfully draws us into a world where the personal and the political get gradually grows into something of considerable power gradually makes us believe she is Kahlo gradually sneaks up on the audience graduated grand grand , intelligent entertainment grand , uncomplicated fashion grand a failure grand as The Lord of the Rings grand fart grand locations grand picture grand tour grand-scale grandeur ' shots grandeur and grandeur and scale grandeur and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts grandiloquent grandiosa grandiosity grandkids grandly grandness grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like moments graphic treatment graphic violence graphically illustrates the problems of fledgling democracies , but also the strength and sense of freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box . grapple with hazy motivations that never come into focus grasp and feel the passion others have for their work grasped its essence grasped its essence , grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom grasping actors ' workshop that it is grasping the coolness vibes when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is grasps gratify anyone who has ever suspected Hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels gratifying grating grating , mannered onscreen presence grating than engaging gratingly unfunny gratingly unfunny groaner gratitude gratuitous cinematic distractions grave grave and grave and long-winded grave for youngsters graves problemas gravitational grayish grayish quality greased with every emotional device known to man greased with every emotional device known to man . greasiest greasy little vidgame pit great great , fiery passion great , has solid acting and a neat premise great , participatory spectator sport great , scary great , scary times great . great American adventure great Bond movie great Broadway play great Daniel Auteuil great Saturday Night Live sketch great acting great actors great actors hamming it up great actress great adventure great and a terrible story great artistic significance great cast great charm , generosity and diplomacy great cinema great cinema can really do great cinematic innovation great cinematic polemic great combination act great comedy great comedy filmmaker great companion piece great credit great crimes great deal great director great disservice great documentaries great dragons great ending great ensemble cast great equalizer great escapist fun great escapist fun that recreates a place and time that will never happen again great evident great evident care great eye great fight scenes great film great film noir great films great for the kids great fun great fun , great fun , full of the kind of energy it's documenting great fun to watch performing in a film that is only mildly diverting great game great gift great glimpse great help great help from Kevin Kline great hook great human truths great humanitarian great idea great impression great in his role great insight great job great laughs great leaps great love great marching bands great material great material for a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense great meet-cute gimmick great minds great missed opportunity great monster movie great monster\/science fiction flicks great movie great one great one-liners great party great past great performance great performances great piece great piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art great pity great pleasure great power great power , great power , yet great power , yet some members of the audience great premise great presence great rewards great scares great scares and great scares and a good surprise ending great script great shame great story great subject great submarine stories great summer great summer fun great summer fun to watch Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters great summer fun to watch arnold great sympathy and intelligence great team great time great to begin with great to knock back a beer with but they're simply not funny performers great to look at great to look at , and funny great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi great trashy fun great trashy fun that finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s great visual stylists great way great writer great yarn greater greater beause director greater intelligence greater sense greatest greatest adventure greatest asset greatest date movies greatest family-oriented greatest films greatest generation greatest hits greatest mistake greatest natural sportsmen greatest pictures greatest play greatest plays greatest romantic comedies greatest star wattage greatest teacher greatest triumph greatest-hits greatest-hits reel greatly greatly enhances the quality of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary . greatly from a less manic tone than its predecessor , as Cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin greatly impressed by the skill of the actors involved in the enterprise greatly moving greatness greedy greedy characters greedy talent agents green's half-hearted green's half-hearted movie green's half-hearted movie career green men grenade grew hideously twisted grew up on Scooby -- you'll love this movie . grief drives her grievous grievous but grievous but obscure grievous but obscure complaint grim , flat and boring grim , flat and boring werewolf grim , hollow exercise grim , upsetting glimpse grim , upsetting glimpse at the lives of some of the 1 . grim future grim message grim situation grimace grimly grimly competent and stolid and earnest grimly competent and stolid and earnest military courtroom grimly for the next shock grin grind on grind that only the most hardhearted Scrooge could fail to respond grinding grinds itself grinds itself out grinds itself out in increasingly incoherent fashion grinds on grinds on with yawn-provoking dullness grinds on with yawn-provoking dullness . grinning grip even viewers who aren't interested in rap , as it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way gripping gripping , amusing , tender and heart-wrenching gripping , questing look at a person gripping , searing portrait gripping , tidy little movie gripping and gripping and compelling gripping and handsome execution gripping documentary gripping drama . gripping film gripping humanity gripping movie gripping performances gripping performances by Lane and Gere gripping performances by Lane and Gere are what will keep them awake gripping portrait gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight gripping story gripping tale gripping thriller grips and holds you in rapt attention from grisly grisly and engagingly quixotic grisly corpse grittily beautiful grittily beautiful film gritty gritty , sometimes funny gritty and well-acted gritty enough gritty police thriller gritty prison authenticity gritty realism , crisp storytelling and radiant compassion gritty realism , crisp storytelling and radiant compassion that effortlessly draws you in gritty realism and magic realism gritty urban mosaic groan groan and groan and hiss groan-inducing groan-inducing familiarity groaner groaners groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves groans from the audience than Jar Jar Binks , Scrappy Doo and Scooby Dumb groggy gross gross out gross out the audience gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games gross romanticization gross romanticization of the delusional personality type gross-out college comedy gross-out contests gross-out flicks , gross-out flicks , college flicks , or gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general gross-out gags gross-out humor gross-out quota grosses grossest grossest movie grossly grossly contradictory grotesque grotesque and grotesque and boring grotesque narcissism grotesquely ground that has long passed the point of being fertile groundbreaking groundbreaking endeavor grounded grounded in an undeniable social realism grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back grounds this overstuffed , erratic dramedy in which he and his improbably forbearing wife contend with craziness and child-rearing in Los Angeles . groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic grow attached to their lives , grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . grow boring grow boring ... grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience grow impatient grow increasingly disturbed grow into a movie career grow wearisome amid leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship ( most notably wretched sound design ) grow wearisome amid leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship ( most notably wretched sound design ) . growing , moldering pile growing canon growing old growing old . growing strain growing strange hairs , getting a more mature body growing strange hairs , getting a more mature body , and growing up that we don't see often enough these days grown tired of going where no man has gone before grown up grown-up escapism grown-up film grown-up voice grownups grownups should appreciate its whimsical humor grows grows as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care grows as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care . grows boring despite the scenery grows boring despite the scenery . grows decidedly flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set pieces grows decidedly flimsier with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set pieces . grows in power in retrospect grows into something of considerable power grows less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start grows monotonous grows monotonous after a while , as do Joan and Philip's repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery grows on you grows on you -- grows on you -- like a rash grows on you -- like a rash . grows on you . grows on you . And grows tedious grows thin grows thin soon grows tiresome grows up growth grueling gruelling gruesome grumble grumbling grungy video guarantee guarantee that no wise men will be following after it guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face guaranteed to drive anyone much over age 4 screaming from the theater guaranteed to drive anyone much over age 4 screaming from the theater . guaranteed to lift the spirits of the whole family guaranteed to put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today guarantees guarantees Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women guarantees Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women . guess a space station in the year 2455 can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) guess a space station in the year 2455 can be crossed off the list of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) . guess it just goes to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen guess it just goes to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen . guess why the cast and crew didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed guessable from the first few minutes guessing at almost every turn guessing from first frame to last guessing plot and guessing plot and an affectionate guessing plot and an affectionate take on its screwed-up characters guest appearance guffaw with a script guide a loose , poorly structured film guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy guiding lights guilt guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling guilt-free guilt-free trip guilt-suffused melodrama guilt-trip guilty guilty about it guilty fun to be had here guilty fun to be had here . Chomp chomp guilty pleasures guilty-pleasure guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort gunfight gunning to make a great one guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves guns , violence gushing gushing -- gushing -- Imamura squirts the screen in ` Warm Water Under a Red Bridge ' gusto gut-buster gut-busting gut-bustingly gut-bustingly funny gut-bustingly funny and gut-bustingly funny and crushingly depressing gut-clutching piece gut-wrenching gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since '' Saving Private Ryan '' gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since `` Saving Private Ryan '' gut-wrenching examination gut-wrenching impact gut-wrenching style of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut gutless gutless direction guts guts and guts and crazy beasts stalking men with guns though ... you will likely enjoy this monster . guts and energy gutsy gutsy and gutsy and perfectly gutter gutter romancer's gymnast ha ha '' funny ha ha '' funny ha ha '' funny , ha ha '' funny , '' hack hack Nick Davies hack script hack-artist trick to give us the ooky-spookies hackery hackneyed hackneyed , threadbare comic setups hackneyed and hackneyed and meanspirited hackneyed and meanspirited storyline hackneyed concepts hackneyed elements hackneyed in its dialogue hackneyed romance hackneyed story had , in fact had , in fact , been fleshed out a little more instead of going for easy smiles had , lost , and got back had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce , had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce , because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low had a brain his ordeal would be over in five minutes but instead the plot had a lot of problems with this movie had a lot of problems with this movie . had a nightmare had a nightmare like this had a sense of humor had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration had a week ago that won't go away had a wonderful account to work from had all its vital essence scooped had all its vital essence scooped out had all its vital essence scooped out and had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded had been developed with more care had been more of the '' Queen '' and less of the '' Damned had family trauma had free rein to be as pretentious as he wanted had from films crammed with movie references had gone a tad less for grit and a lot more for intelligibility had gone in for pastel landscapes . had just typed ` Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some Univac-like script machine had more faith in the dramatic potential of this true story had more fun had more fun watching Spy than I had with most of the big summer movies had more fun watching Spy than I had with most of the big summer movies . had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . had more glamour than clamor ? No more had more interesting -- and , dare I say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama had more to do with imagination than market research had much science had no effect and had no effect and elicited no sympathies for any of the characters had no effect and elicited no sympathies for any of the characters . had no obvious directing had no obvious directing involved had no trouble sitting for Blade II . had nothing left over for jokes had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD had since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful had so much fun had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . In this case zero had so much fun in two decades had so much fun in two decades , since he was schlepping Indiana Jones around the globe in search of a giant misplaced ashtray had some success with documentaries had the ability to mesmerize , astonish and entertain had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama had the best intentions here had the good sense had the good sense to cast actors who are , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear had the misfortune to watch in quite some time had their hearts in the right place had their hearts in the right place . had this much imagination and nerve had to endure last summer had to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny had to look away had to sit through it again had too much spitting for me to enjoy hairline , hairline , weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice half a parsec ( a nose ) ahead of Generations half an half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening half the daring , much less talent , many fewer half the daring , much less talent , many fewer laughs . half the demons half the excitement of Balto half the excitement of Balto , half the excitement of Balto , or quarter the fun of Toy Story 2 half the fun of college football games half the so-called real movies half-assed half-assed film . half-baked half-baked and half-baked and overheated half-baked and overheated . half-baked setups half-baked setups and half-baked setups and sluggish pacing half-baked stand-up routine half-baked thoughts half-dimensional characters half-formed half-formed wit half-hearted half-hearted fluke half-hearted in its spy mechanics half-hearted movie career half-lit , sometimes creepy intimacy half-step half-wit half-wit remake halfhearted halfhearted twist halftime to get started halfway intriguing plot halfway mark it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance . halfway through this picture I was beginning to hate it halfway through this picture I was beginning to hate it , halfway through this picture I was beginning to hate it , and , halfway through this picture I was beginning to hate it , and , of course halfwit halfwit plot hallelujah for small favors hallmark film hallucinatory production design ham it up ham-fisted hamfisted hampered hampered by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion hampered by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion that Hitler's destiny was shaped by the most random of chances hampered by a Lifetime-channel kind of plot and a lead actress who is out of her depth hampered by a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense hampered by an undeveloped script hampered by its predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters hamstrung hamstrung by a badly handled screenplay of what is really an amusing concept -- a high-tech tux that transforms its wearer into a superman hand in hand hand it to director George Clooney hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out hand viewers a suitcase full of easy answers hand you a cup of coffee hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it hand-held camera and documentary feel handbag-clutching handed down handed down from the movie gods handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter handed down from the movie gods on a silver platter , this is it handheld handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage . Of all the Halloween's , this is the most visually unappealing handily handily directs and edits around his screenplay's sappier elements ... and sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer . handle the mix of verbal jokes and handle the mix of verbal jokes and slapstick well handle the mix of verbal jokes and slapstick well . handle the mix of verbal jokes and slapstick well . Their film handle the rigors of filmmaking handled affair , a film about human darkness but etched with a light ( yet unsentimental ) touch handled correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice handled correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . handled correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . here handled correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . here , handled correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . here , alas handled correctly , wilde's play is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . here , alas , handled well handled with intelligence and care handles it in the most unexpected way handles the nuclear crisis sequences evenly but milks drama when she should be building suspense , and drags out too many scenes toward the end that should move quickly handles the nuclear crisis sequences evenly but milks drama when she should be building suspense , and drags out too many scenes toward the end that should move quickly . hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism hands-on storytelling handsome and well-made entertainment handsome but unfulfilling suspense drama handsome execution handsome locations handsome shoulders handsome widescreen photography handsome-looking handsomely handsomely produced hang a soap opera on hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming hang his persistently useless movies hang onto that ski mask hang onto that ski mask , as robbery may be the only way to pay for his next project hanging hanging over The Time Machine is not , as the main character suggests , ` what if ? ' but rather , ` How can you charge money for this ? hanging over The Time Machine is not , as the main character suggests , ` what if ? ' but rather , ` How can you charge money for this ? ' haphazard , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic haphazard , as if the writers mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot haphazard , as if the writers mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot . haphazard administration haphazard script haphazard theatrical release haphazardness hapless hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome happened already happened already to so many silent movies , newsreels happened to good actors happened with Pluto Nash ? happened with Pluto Nash ? How did it ever get made happened with Pluto Nash ? How did it ever get made ? happening but you'll be blissfully exhausted happening for the first time happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier happens that tells you there is no sense happens that tells you there is no sense . happens to be good happens to be her own worst enemy happens to be that rarity among sequels happens to be the movie's most admirable quality happens when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn happens when something goes bump in the night and nobody cares happens when something goes bump in the night and nobody cares ? happiest happiest surprise happiest surprise , happiest surprise , a movie that deals with a real subject in an always surprising way happily happily , happily along for the ride happily glib happily glib and vicious as its characters happily killing 94 minutes happiness happiness to their loved ones happy happy , heady jumble happy ending happy listening to movies happy music happy throwback happy to have seen it happy to listen to them reading the phone book haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue hard , cold effect hard and bitter hard and bitter place hard as this may be to believe , Here on Earth , a surprisingly similar teen drama , was a better film . hard for me hard ground hard not to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even in this run-of-the-mill vehicle , because this girl knows how to drive it to the max hard pressed to retain their lunch hard pressed to succumb to the call of the wild hard put to find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) hard time hard to achieve this little fun hard to be emotional hard to be funny hard to be funny in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span hard to be hip . The end result is a film that's neither hard to be mythic hard to beat hard to believe that a life like this can sound so dull hard to believe that something so short could be so flabby hard to believe these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before hard to burn out of your brain hard to care hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress hard to conceive anyone else in their roles hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful hard to follow hard to forget hard to get back into the boys ' story hard to imagine Alan Arkin being better than he is in this performance hard to imagine a more generic effort in the genre hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter hard to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie hard to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one hard to imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone hard to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone hard to imagine anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb hard to imagine having more fun watching a documentary hard to imagine having more fun watching a documentary ... hard to imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread hard to know what to praise first hard to know whether or not to recommend this film because for every thing it does right there's at least one and occasionally two things it gets ever so wrong hard to like a film about a guy who is utterly unlikeable hard to like a film so cold and dead hard to make the most of a bumper hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss hard to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash hard to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles hard to resist hard to resist his enthusiasm hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs hard to say who might enjoy this hard to say who might enjoy this , are there Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic , and lets the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death hard to shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film hard to stop watching hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously hard to tell with all the crashing and banging where the salesmanship ends hard to think of a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun hard to understand hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie hard to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . hard to whip life into The Importance of Being Earnest that he probably pulled a muscle or two hard-driving hard-driving narcissism is a given hard-edged stuff hard-hitting hard-hitting documentary hard-hitting documentary . hard-pressed hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop hard-sell hard-sell image-mongering hard-to-believe plot twists force the movie off track in its final half hour hard-to-believe plot twists force the movie off track in its final half hour . hard-to-predict and absolutely essential hard-to-predict and absolutely essential chemistry hard-to-swallow hard-to-swallow premise hard-won hard-won rewards hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time hardened indie-heads harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks harder and harder to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us hardest hardhearted Scrooge hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy hardly enough hardly memorable hardly perfect hardly seems worth the effort . hardly watchable hardscrabble lives hardy group harm harmed harmless and mildly amusing family harmlessly harmoniously harnesses to full effect the energetic cast harnesses to full effect the energetic cast . harps on media-constructed ` issues ' harrowing account harrowing and painful harrowing and uplifting harrowing drama harrowing journey harsh harsh conceptual exercise harsh objectivity and refusal harsh reality harvard aspires harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr harvests a few movie moment gems has ( its ) moments has , in his first film , set himself a task he is not nearly up to has , in his first film , set himself a task he is not nearly up to . has a `` What was it all for has a bigger rant on the war between modern landscape architecture and small-town America . has a bigger-name cast has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . has a bracing truth that's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood has a bracing truth that's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood . has a brain has a bright , chipper style that keeps things moving , while never quite managing to connect her wish-fulfilling characters to the human race has a brilliant director and charismatic star has a built-in audience , but only among those who are drying out from spring break has a built-in audience , but only among those who are drying out from spring break and has a built-in audience , but only among those who are drying out from spring break and are still unconcerned about what they ingest has a bundle in common with them has a bundle in common with them , as the film diffuses every opportunity for a breakthrough has a caffeinated , sloppy brilliance , sparkling with ideas you wish had been developed with more care , has a caffeinated , sloppy brilliance , sparkling with ideas you wish had been developed with more care , but has a childlike quality about it . has a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence that makes it work more than it probably should has a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence that makes it work more than it probably should . has a cocky , after-hours loopiness to it . has a compelling story to tell has a compelling story to tell . has a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a story has a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a story just has a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a story just complicated enough to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out has a dashing and resourceful hero ; a lisping , reptilian villain ; big fights ; big hair ; lavish period scenery ; and a story just complicated enough to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out . has a delightfully dour , deadpan tone and stylistic consistency has a delightfully dour , deadpan tone and stylistic consistency . has a difficult time shaking its Blair Witch Project real-time roots has a difficult time shaking its blair witch project real-time roots has a dull , costumey feel has a feel for the character at all stages of her life has a few cute ideas and several modest chuckles has a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock has a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock . has a few nice twists in a standard plot and the charisma of hugh grant and sandra bullock has a film's title served such dire warning has a film's title served such dire warning . has a film used Manhattan's architecture in such a gloriously goofy way . has a flair for dialogue comedy has a florid turn of phrase that owes more to Guy Ritchie than the Bard of Avon has a fluid , no-nonsense authority has a forcefully quirky tone that quickly wears out its limited welcome has a funny moment or two has a gentle , unforced intimacy that never becomes claustrophobic has a gentle , unforced intimacy that never becomes claustrophobic . has a genuine dramatic impact has a glossy coat of action movie excess while remaining heartless at its core has a glossy coat of action movie excess while remaining heartless at its core . has a good bark has a good bark , has a good bark , far from being a bow-wow has a good bark , far from being a bow-wow . has a good ear for dialogue , and the characters sound like real people has a good ear for dialogue , and the characters sound like real people . has a good line in charm has a great cast and a great idea has a great cast and a great idea . has a great hook , some clever bits and well-drawn , if standard issue , characters has a great hook , some clever bits and well-drawn , if standard issue , characters , has a great hook , some clever bits and well-drawn , if standard issue , characters , but has a great presence but one battle after another is not the same as one battle followed by killer CGI effects . has a handful of smart jokes has a handful of thrilling moments and a couple of good performances has a history of releasing cinematic flotsam has a huge heart has a key strength in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor has a key strength in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor . has a kind of hard , cold effect has a knack for casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors has a knack for casting , often resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors . has a knack for picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm has a laundry list of minor shortcomings has a lot going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud ... and Parmentier has a lot going for it , not least the brilliant performances by Testud ... and Parmentier . has a lot in common with Piesiewicz's and Kieslowski's earlier work , films like The Double Life of Veronique has a lot of charm has a lot of charm . has a lot of fun with the material has a lot of fun with the material . has a lot to do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth has a lot to do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth . has a lot to offer has a lulling effect has a major release been so painful to sit through has a major release been so painful to sit through . has a monopoly on mindless action has a morbid appeal that's tough to shake has a morbid appeal that's tough to shake . has a more colorful , more playful tone than his other films has a more colorful , more playful tone than his other films . has a movie so closely matched the spirit of a man and his work has a movie so closely matched the spirit of a man and his work . has a nearly terminal case of the cutes has a needlessly downbeat has a needlessly downbeat ending that has a new career ahead of him has a no-frills docu-Dogma has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness , yet Miller lingers on invisible , nearly psychic nuances , leaping into digressions of memory and desire has a no-frills docu-Dogma plainness , yet Miller lingers on invisible , nearly psychic nuances , leaping into digressions of memory and desire . has a number of holes has a number of other assets to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded has a number of other assets to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded . has a pleasing way with a metaphor has a pleasing way with a metaphor . has a plot that rivals Shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder has a plot that rivals Shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder . has a plot that rivals shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder has a rather unique approach to documentary has a rather unique approach to documentary . has a raw exhilaration about it has a real filmmaker's eye has a real filmmaker's eye . has a script ( by Paul Pender ) made of wood has a sense of his audience has a soft , percolating magic , a deadpan suspense has a soft , percolating magic , a deadpan suspense . has a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch has a spirit that can not be denied has a strong dramatic and emotional pull that gradually sneaks up on the audience has a strong message about never giving up on a loved one has a subtle way of getting under your skin and sticking with you long after it's over has a subtle way of getting under your skin and sticking with you long after it's over . has a sure hand has a sure hand . has a terrific look has a tired , talky feel has a tired , talky feel . has a tough time emerging from between the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the newfangled Hollywood post-production effects . has a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy has a tremendous , offbeat sense of style and humor that suggests he was influenced by some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh has a true cinematic knack has a true talent for drawing wrenching performances from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable has a true talent for drawing wrenching performances from his actors ( improvised over many months ) and for conveying the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable . has a very human face has a visual flair that waxes poetic far too much for our taste has a voyeuristic tug has a watchful affection for the monster has a watchful affection for the monster . has a way of gently swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements has a way of gently swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements . has a way of infecting the entire crowd as the film rolls on has a way of infecting the entire crowd as the film rolls on . has a way of seeping into your consciousness has a way of seeping into your consciousness , has a way of seeping into your consciousness , with lingering questions about what the film is really getting at has a well-deserved reputation as one of the cinema world's great visual stylists has a whip-smart sense of narrative bluffs has a whip-smart sense of narrative bluffs . has a wickedly eccentric enchantment to it has a wickedly eccentric enchantment to it . has a wooden delivery and has a wooden delivery and encounters a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation has a wooden delivery and encounters a substantial arc of change that doesn't produce any real transformation . has about 25 minutes of decent material has about 25 minutes of decent material . has about 3\/4th the fun of its spry 2001 predecessor -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity has about 3\/4th the fun of its spry 2001 predecessor -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity . has about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel has accomplished here has actually bothered to construct a real story this time has actually bothered to construct a real story this time . has all but lost has all of Dean's mannerisms and self-indulgence , but none of his sweetness and vulnerability has all of Dean's mannerisms and self-indulgence , but none of his sweetness and vulnerability . has all the actors reaching for the back row has all the charm of a meltdown has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop has all the earmarks of French cinema at its best has all the earmarks of French cinema at its best . has all the elements necessary has all the elements necessary to be a fascinating , involving character study has all the elements necessary to be a fascinating , involving character study , has all the elements necessary to be a fascinating , involving character study , but has all the elements necessary to be a fascinating , involving character study , but never does more than has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and so has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and so manages to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time has all the enjoyable randomness of a very lively dream and so manages to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time . has all the excitement of eating oatmeal has all the excitement of eating oatmeal . has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) . has all the lyricism of a limerick scrawled in a public restroom has all the outward elements of the original has all the qualities of a modern situation comedy has all the right parts has all the same problems the majority of action comedies have has all the same problems the majority of action comedies have . has all the sibling rivalry and general family chaos to which anyone can relate has all the sibling rivalry and general family chaos to which anyone can relate . has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky '' Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky '' Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought . has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought has all the trappings of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure , but ends up more of a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought . has all the wiggling energy of young kitten has already appeared in one forum or another has already been explored previously with better aplomb and sardonic wit has already reached its expiration date has always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference has always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference has always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference ... has always been something likable about the Marquis de Sade . has always held dear has an ` A ' list cast and some strong supporting players has an actor made such a strong impression in his underwear . has an ambition to say something about its subjects , but not a willingness . has an avalanche of eye-popping visual effects has an avalanche of eye-popping visual effects . has an eye for the ways people of different ethnicities talk to and about others outside the group . has an infectious enthusiasm has an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture has an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults has an infectious exuberance that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults . has an odd purity that doesn't bring you into the characters so much as it has you study them . has an unexpectedly adamant streak of warm-blooded empathy for all his disparate Manhattan denizens -- especially the a \*\* holes has an unexpectedly adamant streak of warm-blooded empathy for all his disparate Manhattan denizens -- especially the a \*\* holes . has any sting to it has appeal beyond being a Sandra Bullock vehicle or a standard romantic comedy has appeal beyond being a Sandra Bullock vehicle or a standard romantic comedy . has arrived for an incongruous summer playoff , demonstrating yet again that the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone has arrived for an incongruous summer playoff , demonstrating yet again that the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone . has as much right to make a huge action sequence as any director has at last decisively broken with her Friends image in an independent film of satiric fire and emotional turmoil has at last decisively broken with her Friends image in an independent film of satiric fire and emotional turmoil . has at least one more story to tell : his own has barely enough plot to string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization to keep the faces straight has barely enough plot to string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization to keep the faces straight . has become , to judge from In Praise of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large without doing all that much to correct them . has become apparent that the franchise's best years are long past has become apparent that the franchise's best years are long past . has become even weaker has become one of our best actors has become the master of innuendo has become the master of innuendo . has become the master of innuendo . It is not what you see has become valedictorian at the School for Soft Landings and Easy Ways Out has been has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness has been , pardon the pun , sucked out and replaced by goth goofiness . has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture has been co-opted so frequently that it now seems pedestrian has been co-opted so frequently that it now seems pedestrian . has been delivered to the big screen safe and sound , the way we like our 20-year-old superstar girls to travel on the fame freeway has been delivered to the big screen safe and sound , the way we like our 20-year-old superstar girls to travel on the fame freeway . has been gathering dust on MGM's shelf has been given a loving screen transferral has been given a loving screen transferral . has been grossly underestimated has been held hostage by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again has been honored as best it can has been lost in the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise has been lost in the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise . has been lost in the translation to the screen has been made with an enormous amount of affection has been made with great evident care has been made with great evident care and has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer has been marshaled in the service of such a minute idea has been mass-murdering since 1978 but has never been seen doing laundry has been much puzzlement among critics about what the election symbolizes . has been overexposed has been overexposed , has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet has been presented onscreen has been properly digested has been properly digested . has been remarkable about clung-to traditions has been replaced by the bottom of the barrel has been sacrificed for the sake of spectacle has been transformed into the stronger of the two films by the thinnest of margins has been transformed into the stronger of the two films by the thinnest of margins . has been trying to pass off as acceptable teen entertainment for some time now . has been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit has been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit ! has been written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit ! '' has bitten off more than he or anyone else could chew has brilliantly has brilliantly updated his source and grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom has brilliantly updated his source and grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom . has brought unexpected gravity to Blade II has bucked the odds has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right has calcified into chronic cynicism and fear has charm -- especially Allodi and Nolden -- has charm to spare has cheapened the artistry of making a film has cheesy effects and a hoary plot has chosen to make his English-language debut with a film has claws enough to get inside you and stay there for a couple of hours has clearly been made with affection and care has clever ways of capturing inner-city life during the Reagan years has clever ways of capturing inner-city life during the Reagan years . has cobbled together a film that feels like a sugar high gone awry . has come to New York City to replace past tragedy with the American Dream has compelling new material has completely transformed himself from his smooth , Goodfellas image has conjured up a multilayered work that tackles any number of fascinating issues has considerable charm has considerable charm . has constructed a film so labyrinthine that it defeats his larger purpose has constructed a remarkably coherent , horrifically vivid snapshot of those turbulent days has constructed a remarkably coherent , horrifically vivid snapshot of those turbulent days . has constructed this motion picture in such a way that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another has constructed this motion picture in such a way that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another . has crafted a solid formula for successful animated movies has crafted an engaging fantasy of flavours and emotions , one part romance novel , one part recipe book has crafted an engaging fantasy of flavours and emotions , one part romance novel , one part recipe book . has crafted an intriguing story of maternal instincts and misguided acts of affection has crafted an intriguing story of maternal instincts and misguided acts of affection . has crafted here a worldly-wise and very funny script has crafted here a worldly-wise and very funny script . has created a beautiful canvas has created a breathtakingly assured and stylish work of spare dialogue and acute expressiveness has created a breathtakingly assured and stylish work of spare dialogue and acute expressiveness . has created a brilliant motion picture has created a brilliant motion picture . has created a film that one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history has created a film that one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history . has created a masterful piece of artistry right here has created a masterful piece of artistry right here . has created a predictably efficient piece of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen , which , in this day and age , is of course the point has created a predictably efficient piece of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen , which , in this day and age , is of course the point . has created a provocative , absorbing drama that reveals the curse of a self-hatred instilled by rigid social mores has created a provocative , absorbing drama that reveals the curse of a self-hatred instilled by rigid social mores . has created a tour de force that is weird , wacky and wonderful has created a tour de force that is weird , wacky and wonderful . has created a wry , winning , if languidly paced , meditation on the meaning and value of family has created a wry , winning , if languidly paced , meditation on the meaning and value of family . has created such a vibrant , colorful world has definite weaknesses has deftly trimmed Dickens ' wonderfully sprawling soap opera , the better to focus on the hero's odyssey from cowering poverty to courage and happiness . has delivered a solidly entertaining and moving family drama has delivered a solidly entertaining and moving family drama . has delivered an undoubted stylistic tour-de-force has delivered an undoubted stylistic tour-de-force , has delivered an undoubted stylistic tour-de-force , and has delivered an undoubted stylistic tour-de-force , and has managed elements such as sound and cinematography with skill has died has directed not only one of the best gay love stories ever made has done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled has done an amazing job of getting realistic performances from his mainly nonprofessional cast has done an amazing job of getting realistic performances from his mainly nonprofessional cast . has done excellent work here has done excellent work here . has done his homework and has done his homework and soaked up some jazzy new revisionist theories about the origins of Nazi politics and aesthetics has done his homework and soaked up some jazzy new revisionist theories about the origins of Nazi politics and aesthetics . has done is proven that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery has done the nearly impossible has done the nearly impossible . has done the nearly impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . has done too much has drawn excellent performances from his cast has dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie has dreamed up such blatant and sickening product placement in a movie . has drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama has dressed up this little parable in a fairly irresistible package full of privileged moments and memorable performances has dressed up this little parable in a fairly irresistible package full of privileged moments and memorable performances . has dulled your senses faster and deeper than any recreational drug on the market has elements of romance , tragedy and even silent-movie comedy has elements of romance , tragedy and even silent-movie comedy . has energy has enough has enough grandeur and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism has enough grandeur and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism . has enough interesting characters to fill several movies has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end has enough moments to keep it entertaining has enough moments to keep it entertaining . has enough vitality to justify the notion of creating a screen adaptation of Evans ' saga of Hollywood excess has ever suspected Hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels has failed him has fallen has far more energy has far more energy , wit and warmth than should be expected from any movie with a '' 2 '' at the end of its title . has far more energy , wit and warmth than should be expected from any movie with a `` 2 '' at the end of its title . has fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question has fashioned a comedy with more laughs than many , no question . has fashioned an absorbing look at provincial bourgeois French society has fashioned an absorbing look at provincial bourgeois French society . has few equals this side of Aesop has filled out his cast with appealing fresh faces has filled out his cast with appealing fresh faces . has filmed the opera exactly as the libretto directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism has filmed the opera exactly as the libretto directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism . has finally , to some extent , warmed up to him has finally found the right vent ( accurate has finally made a movie that isn't just offensive has flopped as surely as a soufflé gone wrong has flopped as surely as a soufflé gone wrong . has found the perfect material with which to address his own World War II experience in his signature style has found the perfect material with which to address his own World War II experience in his signature style . has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity has freaky scenes where the crew wonder if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . has freaky scenes where the crew wonder if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . It's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke has fun being grown up has fun being grown up . has fun with the quirks of family life has generic virtues has generic virtues , has generic virtues , and despite a lot of involved talent , seems done by the numbers has given his tale a warm glow has had a successful career in TV has had some success with documentaries has here a thriller has here a thriller without thrills has hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , as well as one terrific score and attitude to spare has hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , as well as one terrific score and attitude to spare . has humor and heart and very talented young actors has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . has in Kieran Culkin a pitch-perfect Holden . has in fact come closer than anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s has in fact come closer than anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s . has infiltrated every corner of society -- and not always for the better has injected self-consciousness into the proceedings at every turn has injected self-consciousness into the proceedings at every turn . has intentionally left college or was killed has it beat by a country mile has its audience giddy with the delight of discovery has its charming quirks and its dull spots . has its faults has its handful of redeeming features , as long as you discount its ability to bore . has its heart has its heart ( and its palate ) has its heart ( and its palate ) in the right place has its heart in the right place has its merits has its moments has its moments , but ultimately has its moments in looking at the comic effects of jealousy has its moments of swaggering camaraderie has its moments of swaggering camaraderie , has its moments of swaggering camaraderie , but more often just feels generic , derivative and done to death has its moments of swaggering camaraderie , but more often just feels generic , derivative and done to death . has its redundancies has its rewards has its rewards . has its share of belly laughs ( including a knockout of a closing line ) has its share of clever moments and biting dialogue has its share of high points has just as many scenes that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie has just enough has just enough charm and good acting to make it interesting has just enough charm and good acting to make it interesting , has just enough of everything -- re-enactments , archival footage , talking-head interviews -- has just enough spice to keep it interesting has just lost his wife has just the right amount of charisma and menace has just the right amount of charisma and menace . has kind of an authentic feel has layered , well-developed characters and some surprises has layered , well-developed characters and some surprises . has learned new tricks has less spice than a rat burger has leukemia looked so shimmering and benign has little clue has little clue about either the nature of women or of friendship has little else to offer has little enthusiasm for such antique pulp has little insight has little insight into the historical period and its artists has little insight into the historical period and its artists , has little insight into the historical period and its artists , particularly in how Sand developed a notorious reputation has little to do with the story has little to do with the story , has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler . has little wit and no surprises . has long been plundered by similar works featuring the insight and has long been plundered by similar works featuring the insight and punch this picture so conspicuously has long been plundered by similar works featuring the insight and punch this picture so conspicuously lacks has long been plundered by similar works featuring the insight and punch this picture so conspicuously lacks . has lost its edge has lost its originality has lots of dancing and fabulous music has lots of dancing and fabulous music . has made Tucker a star has made a decent ` intro ' documentary has made a film of intoxicating atmosphere and little else . has made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar has made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . has made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar has made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar . has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience has made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience . has made a film that makes previous vehicles look smart and sassy . has made a movie that will leave you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll has made a movie that will leave you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll . has made before , like Beau Travil and Nenette et Boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre . has made before , like beau travil and nenette et boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre has made its way into your very bloodstream has made just another safe movie . has made literature literal without killing its soul -- a feat any thinking person is bound to appreciate has made the near-fatal mistake of being what the English call ` too clever by half . has made the near-fatal mistake of being what the English call ` too clever by half . ' has managed elements such as sound and cinematography with skill has managed to create an underplayed melodrama about family dynamics and dysfunction that harks back to the spare , unchecked heartache of Yasujiro Ozu . has managed to marry science fiction with film noir and action flicks with philosophical inquiry has managed to marry science fiction with film noir and action flicks with philosophical inquiry . has many of the things that made the first one charming has many of the things that made the first one charming . has merit has merit and has merit and , in the hands of a brutally honest individual like Prophet Jack , might have made a point or two regarding life has moments of inspired humour has moments of inspired humour , has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year has more in common with a fireworks display than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline has more in common with a fireworks display than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline . has more literally showed that the road to hell is paved with good intentions has more literally showed that the road to hell is paved with good intentions . has more than a few moments that are insightful enough to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing has more than a few moments that are insightful enough to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing . has more than enough has more than enough charm to make it memorable has more than enough charm to make it memorable . has much to learn has much to recommend it has much to recommend it , has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . has much to recommend it , even if the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . As a story of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired hasn't added enough of his own ingredients hasn't added enough of his own ingredients . hasn't aged a day hasn't been worth caring about hasn't developed characters so much as caricatures , one-dimensional buffoons that get him a few laughs but nothing else hasn't developed characters so much as caricatures , one-dimensional buffoons that get him a few laughs but nothing else . hasn't directed this movie so much as produced it -- like sausage hasn't escaped the rut dug by the last one hasn't escaped the rut dug by the last one . hasn't graduated from junior high school hasn't had so much fun in two decades , since he was schlepping Indiana Jones around the globe in search of a giant misplaced ashtray hasn't had so much fun in two decades , since he was schlepping Indiana Jones around the globe in search of a giant misplaced ashtray . hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff . Nor is it hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff . Nor is it a romantic comedy hasn't much more to serve than silly fluff . Nor is it a romantic comedy . hasn't progressed as nicely as ` Wayne hasn't progressed as nicely as ` Wayne . ' hasn't the stamina for the 100-minute running time has neither the charisma nor the natural affability that has made Tucker a star has neither the charisma nor the natural affability that has made Tucker a star . has never has never been filmed more irresistibly than in ` Baran has never been filmed more irresistibly than in ` Baran . has never been filmed more irresistibly than in ` Baran . ' has never been more charming than in About a Boy has never been more charming than in About a Boy . has never been smoother or more confident has never been smoother or more confident . has never looked uglier has never looked uglier . has never made a more sheerly beautiful film than this unexpectedly moving meditation on love , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence has never made a more sheerly beautiful film than this unexpectedly moving meditation on love , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence . has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable has no affect on the Kurds has no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner has no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner , has no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner , flailing away has no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner , flailing away . has no character , loveable or otherwise has no clue about making a movie has no doubt fantasized about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . has no doubt fantasized about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher has no doubt fantasized about what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher . has no idea of it is serious has no place to go since Simone is not real has no point has no point and has no point and goes nowhere has no real point has no respect for laws , political correctness or common decency has no scenes that will upset or frighten young viewers has no sense of humor has no snap has no snap to it , no wiseacre crackle or hard-bitten cynicism . has no teeth has none of the charm and little of the intrigue from the TV series has none of the charm and little of the intrigue from the TV series . has none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies has none of the visual wit of the previous pictures has not a trace of humanity or empathy has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about . has not spawned a single good film has not spawned a single good film . has nothing has nothing but love for its posse of trailer park denizens has nothing but love for its posse of trailer park denizens . has nothing else to watch has nothing fresh or particularly interesting has nothing fresh or particularly interesting to say about them has nothing fresh or very exciting has nothing fresh or very exciting about it has nothing going for it has nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap has nurtured his metaphors at the expense of his narrative has once again reinvented itself for a new generation has one of the most moronic screenplays of the year , full of holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them . has one strike against it has one very funny joke and a few other decent ones has only a fleeting grasp of how to develop them has oodles of vulgar has perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making has performed a difficult task indeed has pictures of them cavorting in ladies ' underwear has plenty for those ( like me ) who aren't . has plenty of laughs has plenty of laughs . has plenty of laughs . It just doesn't have much else ... especially has plenty of laughs . It just doesn't have much else ... especially in a moral sense has popped up with more mindless drivel has produced in recent memory , even if it's far tamer than advertised . has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale . has proved its creative mettle has proved its creative mettle . has rarely been more fun than it is in Nine Queens has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny has really done his subject justice . has really found his groove these days has really found his groove these days . has rewards has rewards , has rewards , from the exoticism of its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes has rewards , from the exoticism of its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes . has run its course has run out of steam has said that Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them has seen in years has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades has sequel-itis something fierce . An ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job has sequel-itis something fierce . An ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job ... has settled for a lugubrious romance has several strong performances has several strong performances . has severe body odor has sex on screen been so aggressively anti-erotic has shown poor judgment in planning to marry Ben Affleck has since has skin looked as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , as it does in Trouble Every Day has so fanatically fetishized every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy with such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed has so many flaws has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it has so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it . has so much money delivered so little entertainment has so much money delivered so little entertainment . has solid acting and a neat premise has some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) - has some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) - with nothing but net has some entertainment value - how much depends on how well you like Chris Rock has some entertainment value - how much depends on how well you like Chris Rock . has some freakish powers of visual charm has some nice twists but the ending has some of the best special effects has some of the best special effects ever has some of the funniest jokes of any movie has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults has some problems has some problems . has some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety has some special qualities and the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance has some special qualities and the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance . has some touching things to say about what is important in life and why has some touching things to say about what is important in life and why . has some unnecessary parts has some unnecessary parts and has some unnecessary parts and is kinda wrong in places has something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation has something fascinating has something fascinating to do has something interesting to say has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out has something serious to say about the ways in which extravagant chance can distort our perspective and throw us off the path of good sense has something serious to say about the ways in which extravagant chance can distort our perspective and throw us off the path of good sense . has something significant to say has something to say has squandered the opportunity , using it as a prop for warmed-over melodrama and the kind of choreographed mayhem that director John Woo has built his career on has squeezed the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- driven by a natural sense for what works has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- driven by a natural sense for what works on screen has stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim and with every cinematic tool well under his control -- driven by a natural sense for what works on screen . has stopped challenging himself has succeeded beyond all expectation has succeeded beyond all expectation . has succeeded by focusing intently on his characters , making them quirky individuals rather than figures of fun . has such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie . has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie has surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie . has tackled a meaty subject and drawn engaging characters while peppering the pages with memorable zingers has tackled a meaty subject and drawn engaging characters while peppering the pages with memorable zingers . has tailored an epic tale into a lean , economical movie has taken away your car , your work-hours has taken away your car , your work-hours and has taken away your car , your work-hours and denied you health insurance has taken his trademark style and refined it to a crystalline point has taken his trademark style and refined it to a crystalline point . has taken promising material for a black comedy and has taken promising material for a black comedy and turned it instead into a somber chamber drama . has taken quite a nosedive from Alfred Hitchcock's imaginative flight to Shyamalan's self-important summer fluff has taken quite a nosedive from Alfred Hitchcock's imaginative flight to Shyamalan's self-important summer fluff . has taken this mothball-y stuff and made a rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment out of it has taken this mothball-y stuff and made a rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment out of it . has tapped something in himself as an actor that provides Frailty with its dark soul has tapped something in himself as an actor that provides Frailty with its dark soul . has thankfully ditched the saccharine sentimentality of Bicentennial Man in favour of an altogether darker side has thankfully ditched the saccharine sentimentality of Bicentennial Man in favour of an altogether darker side . has that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . has that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . That's fun for kids of any age . has that rare quality of being able to creep the living hell out of you has that rare quality of being able to creep the living hell out of you ... has the ability to offend and put off everyone has the air of a surprisingly juvenile lark , a pop-influenced prank whose charms are immediately apparent and wear thin with repetition has the air of a surprisingly juvenile lark , a pop-influenced prank whose charms are immediately apparent and wear thin with repetition . has the charisma of a young woman who knows how to hold the screen has the charisma of a young woman who knows how to hold the screen . has the charm of the original American road movies , feasting on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland has the charm of the original American road movies , feasting on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland . has the chops has the chops of a smart-aleck film school brat and the imagination of a big kid has the chops of a smart-aleck film school brat and the imagination of a big kid ... has the courage of its convictions and excellent performances on its side has the courage of its convictions and excellent performances on its side . has the courage to wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion has the courage to wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion . has the disadvantage of also looking cheap has the disadvantage of also looking cheap . has the dubious distinction of being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project has the dubious distinction of being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project . has the feel of a summer popcorn movie has the feel of a summer popcorn movie . has the feel of a summer popcorn movie . Nothing too deep or substantial . Explosions , jokes , and sexual innuendoes abound . has the glorious , gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days , featuring all manner of drag queen , bearded lady and lactating hippie has the grace to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made has the grace to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made . has the high-buffed gloss and high-octane jolts you expect of De Palma , but what makes it transporting is that it's also one of the smartest has the odd distinction of being playful without being fun has the odd distinction of being playful without being fun , too has the odd distinction of being playful without being fun , too . has the outdated swagger of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom has the outdated swagger of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . has the outdated swagger of a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom has the outdated swagger of a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . has the perfect face to play a handsome blank yearning to find himself has the potential for Touched by an Angel simplicity and has the potential for Touched by an Angel simplicity and sappiness has the power to deform families , then tear them apart has the punch of a good sitcom has the punch of a good sitcom , has the punch of a good sitcom , while offering exceptionally well-detailed characters has the punch of a good sitcom , while offering exceptionally well-detailed characters . has the requisite faux-urban vibe and hotter-two-years-ago rap and R&B names and references has the requisite faux-urban vibe and hotter-two-years-ago rap and R&B names and references . has the right approach and the right opening premise has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end has the right stuff for silly summer entertainment and has enough laughs to sustain interest to the end . has the same sledgehammer appeal as Pokemon videos has the scope and shape of an especially well-executed television movie has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) has the showmanship of Clones ' last 45 minutes has the showmanship of Clones ' last 45 minutes . has the sizzle of old news that has finally found the right vent ( accurate has the sizzle of old news that has finally found the right vent ( accurate ? Who cares ? ) has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller , has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller , while the testimony of witnesses lends the film a resonant undertone of tragedy has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller , while the testimony of witnesses lends the film a resonant undertone of tragedy . has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy has the suavity or classical familiarity of Bond has the temerity to run over two hours has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed , arbitrarily plotted has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed , arbitrarily plotted and has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed , arbitrarily plotted and filled with crude humor and vulgar innuendo has the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written , underrehearsed , arbitrarily plotted and filled with crude humor and vulgar innuendo . has the twinkling eyes , repressed smile and has the twinkling eyes , repressed smile and determined face needed to carry out a Dickensian hero has the twinkling eyes , repressed smile and determined face needed to carry out a Dickensian hero . has the uncanny ability to right itself precisely when you think it's in danger of going wrong has the usual impossible stunts has this sneaky feel to it -- as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product has this sneaky feel to it -- as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product . has thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story has thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story . has to be a few advantages to never growing old has to be a few advantages to never growing old . has to be a few advantages to never growing old . Like being able to hit on a 15-year old when you're over 100 . has to be seen to be believed has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes has to do is look radiant , grimly purposeful and mildly alarmed while forcing open doors , wielding wrenches and fleeing monsters has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies has to recite bland police procedural details has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced has tons of charm has too many spots where it's on slippery footing has too many spots where it's on slippery footing , has too many spots where it's on slippery footing , but has too many spots where it's on slippery footing , but is acceptable entertainment for the entire family and one that's especially fit for the kiddies has too many spots where it's on slippery footing , but is acceptable entertainment for the entire family and one that's especially fit for the kiddies . has too much on its plate to really stay afloat for its just under ninety minute running time has too much on its plate to really stay afloat for its just under ninety minute running time . has transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama into something provocative , rich , and strange has transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama into something provocative , rich , and strange . has traveled to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity has truly inhabited a character has turned completely and irrevocably bizarre to the point of utter nonsense has turned completely and irrevocably bizarre to the point of utter nonsense . has turned his franchise into the movie version of an adolescent dirty-joke book done up in post-Tarantino pop-culture riffs has turned out nearly 21\/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing has turned out nearly 21\/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing . has turned out to be a one-trick pony has twists worthy of David Mamet has twists worthy of David Mamet and has twists worthy of David Mamet and is enormous fun for thinking audiences has twists worthy of David Mamet and is enormous fun for thinking audiences . has two winning lead performances and charm to spare has two winning lead performances and charm to spare . has usually has usually been leavened by a charm that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout . has value can not be denied has value can not be denied . has very little has very little to offer besides unintentional laughs has very little to offer besides unintentional laughs . has virtually no script at all has virtually nothing to show has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new Hal Hartley movie to pore over has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie to pore over has warmth , wit and interesting characters compassionately portrayed has warmth , wit and interesting characters compassionately portrayed . has winning performances and a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat has winning performances and a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat . has wonderfully funny moments has worked wonders with the material has worked wonders with the material . has you fixating on a far corner of the screen at times because your nerves just can't take it any more has you study them has-been has-been acting hash hastier productions hastily and hastily and amateurishly hastily dubbed hastily mounted production exists only to capitalize on Hopkins ' inclination to play Hannibal Lecter again , even though Harris has no immediate inclination to provide a fourth book . hastily written hat hate hate ( Madonna ) within the film's first five minutes hate -- about the movie biz hate El Crimen del Padre Amaro because it's anti-Catholic hate El Crimen del Padre Amaro because it's anti-Catholic . hate clowns hate clowns . hate it hate it . hate it . No , I love it ... hell hate it for the same reason hate myself hate myself most mornings hate myself most mornings . hate myself most mornings . I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned hate one character hate the feeling of having been slimed in the name of High Art hate the feeling of having been slimed in the name of High Art . hate this movie hate this one hate this one , it's not very good either . hate to like it . hate to tear your eyes away from the images hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles hate yourself hate yourself for giving in hate yourself for giving in . hate yourself later hated hated every minute of it hated every minute of it . hated myself hated myself in the morning hated myself in the morning . hateful hates hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work hates its characters hating the second one hatred haul 'em to the theatre haunted by the waste of potential haunting images haunting literary detective story haunting tale haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic haunts , horrifies , haunts , horrifies , startles haunts , horrifies , startles and haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates haunts us precisely haunts you , you can't forget it , you admire its conception and are able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it haunts you , you can't forget it , you admire its conception and are able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it . haute have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy . have . have I seen a film so willing to champion the fallibility of the human heart have I seen a film so willing to champion the fallibility of the human heart . have a 90-minute , four-star movie have a 90-minute , four-star movie . have a 90-minute , four-star movie . as it is , it's too long and unfocused have a Barrie good time have a bad , bad , bad movie have a bright sheen . have a case of masochism and an hour and a half have a case of masochism and an hour and a half to blow have a confession to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! have a cute partnership in I Spy have a distinct flair have a distinct flair . have a distinct flair . His warriors collide in balletic explosion that implies an underlying order throughout the chaos have a distinct flair . His warriors collide in balletic explosion that implies an underlying order throughout the chaos . have a feeling that I would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed have a few cute moments have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat have a freshness and modesty that transcends their predicament have a freshness and modesty that transcends their predicament . have a fun , no-frills ride have a good shot have a good shot at a Hollywood career have a good shot at a Hollywood career , have a good shot at a Hollywood career , if they want one have a good time have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life have a good time here have a good time with this one too have a great ending have a great time have a hard time have a hard time believing it was just coincidence have a hard time sitting through this one have a lock on the title of ugliest movie of the year have a long way to go before it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza have a new favorite musical have a passion for the material have a radar for juicy roles have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea have a résumé loaded with credits like `` Girl in Bar # 3 have a sense of humor have a stirring time have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie have a story and a script have a tendency to slip into hokum have a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip have a very strong back have a way of plying into your subconscious like the nightmare you had a week ago that won't go away have a whale of a good time have a whale of a good time . have abandoned their slim hopes and dreams have absolutely no idea who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching have absolutely no idea who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching . have all but ruined his career have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if Kaos hadn't blown them all up have all the suspense of a 20-car pileup , while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if Kaos hadn't blown them all up . have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill have always appreciated a smartly written motion picture have an actor who is great fun to watch performing in a film that is only mildly diverting . have an honesty and dignity that breaks your heart have an honesty and dignity that breaks your heart . have an idea of the film's creepy , scary effectiveness have an interest in the characters you see have an intermittently good time have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize have an original bone in his body have any trouble getting kids to eat up these Veggies have at it have at last found a worthy follow-up have banged their brains into the ground so frequently have become a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . have been a difficult shoot have been a melodramatic , Lifetime Channel-style anthology have been a neat little story about believing in yourself have been a painless time-killer have been a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life have been a sketch on Saturday Night Live have been allowed to use the word '' new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie have been allowed to use the word `` new '' in its title , because there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie have been an eerie thriller have been an important documentary about stand-up comedy have been any easier to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster have been as dull a person as this film makes him out to be have been astronomically bad have been benefited from a sharper , cleaner script before it went in front of the camera have been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage have been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage . have been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage have been better off as a documentary , with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage . have been better off dead have been better off staying on the festival circuit have been better than the fiction have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog have been called ` Under Siege 3 have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming have been discovered , indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again have been doing something wrong have been expanded and worked into a compelling single feature have been funnier if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD have been groundbreaking have been just another bad movie have been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie have been kind enough to share it have been lost in the translation have been lost in the translation this time have been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up have been more enjoyable had the balance shifted in favor of water-bound action over the land-based ` drama have been more geeked when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format ? In a word : No have been much better have been one of the more daring and surprising American movies of the year have been overrun by what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment have been overrun by what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment . have been perfect for an old '' Twilight Zone '' episode have been perfect for an old `` Twilight Zone '' episode have been picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks have been picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks and have been readily dismissed as the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention have been richer and more observant if it were less densely plotted have been right at home as a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic fails to arrive at any satisfying destination have been sacrificed for skin have been sacrificed for skin and flash that barely fizzle have been saved if the director , Tom Dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) have been scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school have been the ultimate IMAX trip have been the vehicle for Chan that `` The Mask '' was for Jim Carrey have been this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant have been this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant . have been tighter have been titled Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' have been to produce something that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison have been waiting my whole life for this movie have been without the vulgarity and with an intelligent , life-affirming script have been worse have been worth cheering as a breakthrough have been worth cheering as a breakthrough but have been worth cheering as a breakthrough but is devoid of wit and humor have been written using Mad-libs have been written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous have benefited from a little more dramatic tension and some more editing have better luck next time have bitterly forsaken have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights have brought back the value and respect for the term epic cinema have brought back the value and respect for the term epic cinema . have called it Gutterball have called this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn have captured the chaos of an urban conflagration with such fury have cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release have carved their own comfortable niche in the world have changed 20th-Century history have chemistry have chemistry both as friends and lovers have chosen a fascinating subject matter have come away hating the second one have come away hating the second one . have come from a Xerox machine rather than ( writer-director ) Franc have come to learn -- as many times as we have fingers to count on -- Jason is a killer who doesn't know the meaning of the word ` quit . ' have come to term an '' ambitious failure have come to term an `` ambitious failure have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot have considerable personal charm have cost thousands and possibly millions of lives have decades of life as a classic movie franchise have developed some taste have ditched the artsy pretensions and revelled in the entertaining shallows have done a fine job of updating White's dry wit to a new age have done a fine job of updating White's dry wit to a new age . have done in half an hour have done so have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags have earned a 50-year friendship have easily become a cold , calculated exercise in postmodern pastiche winds up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking have easily tipped this film into the `` A '' range , as is have emerged as hilarious lunacy in the hands of Woody Allen have enough finely tuned have enough finely tuned acting to compensate for the movie's failings have ever seen , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense have ever seen , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense . have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental have expected a little more human being , and a little less product have eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` deadly friend have failed have felt like a cheat have finally aged past his prime ... have finally aged past his prime ... and , have finally aged past his prime ... and , perhaps more than he realizes have forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes and have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes and leave any life at the doorstep have forsaken the entertaining elements of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes and leave any life at the doorstep . have found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime have fun have fun in this cinematic sandbox have fun into a rousing treatise of sensual empowerment have fun meeting have fun meeting a brand-new Pokemon called Celebi have fun with it have given audiences the time of day by concentrating on the elements of a revealing alienation among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation have given it a one-star rating have given this movie a rating of zero have given this movie a rating of zero . have gone a long way have gone into recruiting the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes and not much else have gone straight to video . have had enough of plucky British eccentrics with hearts of gold have had enough of plucky british eccentrics with hearts of gold have had free rein to be as pretentious as he wanted have in our hearts for acceptance have in our hearts for acceptance within the family circle have infused Frida with a visual style unique and inherent to the titular character's paintings and in the process created a masterful work of art of their own have infused Frida with a visual style unique and inherent to the titular character's paintings and in the process created a masterful work of art of their own . have it all go wrong have its charms have little patience for Euro-film pretension have lost the ability to think have loved it have made Vittorio De Sica proud have made a great Saturday Night Live sketch , but a great movie it is not have made a remarkable film that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted have made a remarkable film that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted . have made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention have made for better drama have made it an exhilarating have made the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries have made this a superior movie have managed to pack it with enough action to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood have marked an emerging Indian American cinema have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates have more fun have more fun setting fire to yourself in the parking lot have more homosexual undertones than an Eddie Murphy film have much emotional impact on the characters have much panache , but with material this rich it doesn't need it haven't laughed that hard in years haven't laughed that hard in years ! haven't seen on the big screen before haven't seen such hilarity since Say It Isn't So haven't seen such hilarity since Say It Isn't So ! haven't seen such self-amused trash since Freddy Got Fingered haven't seen such self-amused trash since Freddy Got Fingered . haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . have never been more appropriate . have never gained the ears of the world have no affinity for most of the characters have no affinity for most of the characters . have no affinity for most of the characters . Nothing about them is attractive . have no affinity for most of the characters . Nothing about them is attractive . What they see in each other also is difficult to fathom have no affinity for most of the characters . Nothing about them is attractive . What they see in each other also is difficult to fathom . have no bearing on the story have no goal and no urgency have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler have no idea what in creation is going on have no interest in the gang-infested have no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . - West Coast rap wars have no problem flaunting her natural gifts have no problem giving it an unqualified recommendation have no way of knowing exactly how much is exaggeration have not been this disappointed by a movie in a long time have not been this disappointed by a movie in a long time . have not yet recovered have nothing better to do with 94 minutes have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . have once again entered the bizarre realm where director Adrian Lyne holds sway , where all relationships are simultaneously broadly metaphorical , oddly abstract , and excruciatingly literal . have one helluva time at the movies have one saving grace have one saving grace . have otherwise been bland and have people walking out halfway through have poignancy jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , that it looks neat . have potential have potential as a cult film have potential as a cult film , have preceded it have preferred a transfer down the hall to Mr . Holland's class for the music , or to Robin Williams's lecture so I could listen to a teacher with humor , passion , and verve have preferred a transfer down the hall to Mr. Holland's class for the music , or to Robin Williams's lecture so I could listen to a teacher with humor , passion , and verve have problems , which are neither original nor are presented in convincing way have problems , which are neither original nor are presented in convincing way . have produced sparkling retina candy have pulled off four similar kidnappings before have put together a bold biographical fantasia have put together a bold biographical fantasia . have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material have rarely seen have reached the absolute top of the game have read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame have really hit the skids have really hit the skids . have received such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen as they do in this marvelous film have received such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen as they do in this marvelous film . have recharged him have reinvigorated the romance genre have relied too much on convention in creating the characters who surround Frankie . have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears have resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue have returned from the beyond to warn you have saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys have saved this film a world of hurt have seen a comedy have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it's surprisingly old-fashioned have set new standards for thrills , suspense , have set new standards for thrills , suspense , and have set new standards for thrills , suspense , and gore for video games have settled comfortably into her skin have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling have so much have so much charisma that you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book have so much charisma that you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book . have so steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not have so steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not . have some exciting scenes have some fairly pretty pictures have some idea of the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma have some very funny sequences have sprung from such a great one have stayed there have stopped watching long ago have strip-mined the Monty formula mercilessly since 1997 have strip-mined the Monty formula mercilessly since 1997 . have taken an small slice of history and opened it up for all of us to understand have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head have that kind of impact on me these days have that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept have the antiseptic , preprogrammed feel of an after-school special have the antiseptic , preprogrammed feel of an after-school special . have the best of both worlds have the courage to knock on that door have the highest production values you've ever seen have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy have the patience for it have the same magical quality as the beginning of the story have the savagery of combat and the specter of death been visualized with such operatic grandeur have the savagery of combat and the specter of death been visualized with such operatic grandeur . have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role have the virtue of enough mindless violence to break up the tedium of all its generational bonding have the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow and The Killer which they have been patiently waiting for have the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow and The Killer which they have been patiently waiting for . have their funny bones tickled have thought possible have to add up to mesmerize you have to admit I walked out of Runteldat have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . have to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet have to admit that I am baffled by Jason X have to admit that I am baffled by Jason X . have to admit that I am baffled by Jason X. have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live have to ask whether her personal odyssey trumps the carnage that claims so many lives around her . have to be a most hard-hearted person not to be moved by this drama have to be an especially tough grader to give a charitable B-minus to The Emperor's Club have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks have to be really dumb not to see where this is going have to be this dumb have to check your brain at the door have to dig deep to sink this low have to dig deep to sink this low . have to dig deep to sink this low . Fortunately for all involved have to endure intermissions have to give the audience a reason to want to put for that effort have to give them credit for : The message of the movie have to gloss over the no sense ending have to gloss over the no sense ending . have to know about music to appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding have to pay if you want to see it have to put up with 146 minutes of it have to read the fart jokes have to salute writer-director Haneke ( he adapted Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) for making a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch have to salute writer-director Haneke ( he adapted Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) for making a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch . have to see it have to see it . have to see this have to see this ! have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us have to watch them because you can't wait to see what they do next have to watch them because you can't wait to see what they do next . have to wonder how on earth anyone , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this have to wonder how on earth anyone , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this . have to worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances have to worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances that have overrun modern-day comedies have tremendous chemistry have turned Rice's complex Akasha into a cartoon monster have turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris '' or '' American Beauty have two words to say about Reign of Fire . Great dragons have two words to say about Reign of Fire . Great dragons ! have two words to say about reign of fire . great dragons have unearthed a rare gem have used my two hours better watching Being John Malkovich again have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it have viewers guessing just who's being conned right up to the finale have worked up a back story for the women they portray so convincingly have worn threadbare . have written a more credible script , though with the same number of continuity errors have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches have you forever have you forever on the verge of either cracking up or throwing up have you impatiently have you impatiently squinting at your watch have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face have you loving what you're seeing , or rolling your eyes have you scratching your head than hiding under your seat have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look have you talking 'til the end of the year having a hard time believing people were paid to make it having a nightmare about bad cinema having a real writer plot having an old friend having an old friend for dinner ' having been recycled more times than I'd care to count having been slimed in the name of High Art having created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast having created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast , having fun having fun with it all having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded having just witnessed a great performance having much that is fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything having so much fun having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois having sucked dry the undead action flick formula having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it having two guys yelling in your face for two hours havoc hawn and sarandon form an acting bond that makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare hawn and sarandon form an acting bond that makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare . haywire hazy hazy high hazy motivations hazy motivations that never come into focus he'd appreciate this attempt to turn his life into art he'd sure make a courtroom trial great fun to watch . he'll go to weave a protective cocoon around his own ego he's a charismatic charmer likely to seduce and conquer . he's a dangerous , secretly unhinged guy who could easily have killed a president because it made him feel powerful . he's a slow study : The action is stilted and the tabloid energy embalmed . he's a world-class actor with Confessions of a Dangerous Mind . he's already done way too often he's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film he's been in a while he's been in years he's been making for the last several years he's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars he's done he's dry he's easy to like and always leaves us laughing he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal he's gone too commercial since his two Oscar nominated films in 2000 he's got as potent a topic as ever here he's just adjusting he's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything he's made at least one damn fine horror movie he's making Dog Day Afternoon with a cause he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary he's one bad dude . When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation he's quite a talented director he's quite a talented director and he's quite a talented director and Sam Rockwell shows us he's really bad he's shaking up a classic the way Kenneth Branagh and Baz Luhrmann have he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh he's taken one of the world's most fascinating stories and made it dull , lifeless , and irritating he's the best brush in the business he's unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle . he's well worth spending some time with he's willing to express his convictions he allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range he allows a gawky actor like Spall -- who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- to reveal his impressively delicate range . he allows nothing to get in the way he and his improbably forbearing wife he appears miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes he becomes an enemy to his own race . he brings together he can't disguise that he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh he can actually trick you into thinking some of this worn-out , pandering palaver is actually funny he can be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense he can cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure he can not overcome the sense that Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities . he can out-stealth any agent he can outgag any of those young whippersnappers making moving pictures today he can rest contentedly with the knowledge that he's made at least one damn fine horror movie he comes across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited he comes across as shallow and glib though not mean-spirited , and there's no indication that he's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit he communicates a great deal in his performance he communicates a great deal in his performance . he creates he croaks he defecates in bed he delivers a long , low-heat chase he delivers fascinating psychological fare he demonstrates that he's a disloyal satyr he deserves credit for bringing audiences into this hard and bitter place . he directed , cowrote and starred in borders on the grotesque he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift . he does best he does display an original talent he does make for excellent company he does make for excellent company , he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer he does make for excellent company , not least as a self-conscious performer . he doesn't unveil it until the end , after endless scenes of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car he does not give the transcendent performance SONNY needs to overcome gaps in character development and story logic he does such a good job of it that Family Fundamentals gets you riled up he does this so well he does well he expresses our most basic emotions he falls about ten feet onto his head he feels like a spectator and not a participant he fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film he forgets to make it entertaining he frequently maintains the same snail's pace he gets the upper hand in matters of the heart he gives Nachtwey for self-analysis he gives none to the audience he gives the story some soul he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers he had a bad run in the market or a costly divorce , because there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low he harvests a few movie moment gems he has actually bothered to construct a real story this time . he has at least one more story to tell : his own . he has been able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle he has constructed a film so labyrinthine that it defeats his larger purpose he has drawn excellent performances from his cast he has drawn excellent performances from his cast . he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity he has given his tale a warm glow he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film he has no character , loveable or otherwise he has no clue about making a movie he has severe body odor he has something significant to say he is always sympathetic he is always sympathetic . he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees he is for on screen thrills he is matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders he is matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders . he isn't talking a talk that appeals to me he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life he is one of the luckiest men alive he is overwhelmed by predictability he just doesn't have the restraint to fully realize them he just forgot to add any genuine tension he just needs better material he just slopped 'em together here he just slopped ` em together here he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good he loses his focus when he concentrates on any single person he loses his focus when he concentrates on any single person . he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy . he makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should , keeping it tight and nasty he makes the audience hostage to his swaggering affectation of seriousness he needs to pull his head out of his butt he never really embraces the joy of Fuhrman's destructive escapism or the grace-in-rebellion found by his characters he never reduces the situation to simple melodrama he never reduces the situation to simple melodrama . he obviously doesn't have his heart in it he or anyone else he portrays himself in a one-note performance he probably wouldn't be too crazy with his great-grandson's movie splitting up in pretty much the same way . he provides a strong itch to explore more he provides a strong itch to explore more . he really scores he reasonably should be he refuses to evaluate his own work he refuses to give us real situations and characters he respects the material without sentimentalizing it he runs around and acts like a doofus he script isn't up to the level of the direction he seems embarrassed to be part of he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the he should consider permanent sex-reassignment he should not be forgiven he should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- he showcases Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals he shows them the respect they are due he shows them the respect they are due . he slaps together his own brand of liberalism he somehow pulls it off he somehow pulls it off . he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long he took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . he uncovers them he veers into sodden melodrama , punctuated by violins he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV he wants you to feel something he was reading the minds of the audience . he waters it down , turning grit and vulnerability into light reading he went back to school to check out the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time he were stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor he will once again be an honest and loving one he would have done well to end this flawed , dazzling series with the raising of something other than his own cremaster head and heart head and shoulders above much of the director's previous popcorn work head cutter head-banging head-banging obviousness head-turner headache headbangingly headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender headed east , Far East , in retelling a historically significant , and personal , episode detailing how one international city welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees while the world's democracie heading headline-fresh thriller headlong heady , biting , be-bop heady experience heady jumble heady yet far from impenetrable theory heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes healing healing process health with boundless energy health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer healthy eccentric inspiration and ambition healthy sense heaped upon a project of such vast proportions need to reap more rewards than spiffy bluescreen technique and stylish weaponry . heaps hear George Orwell turning over hear Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign heard before heard since Macy Gray's game of Chinese whispers with Mr Bean heard that the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one heard that the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one . heart , heart , depth heart , depth and heart , depth and , most of all , heart , depth and , most of all , purpose heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens heart and humor heart and unsettling subject matter heart as important as humor heart attack heart enough for everyone heart or conservative heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned heart-affecting heart-breakingly extensive annals heart-felt heart-felt drama heart-on-its-sleeve heart-on-its-sleeve writing heart-pounding heart-pounding suspense heart-rate-raising heart-rending heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way heart-stopping recipe heart-string plucking heart-tugging heart-warming heartache everyone heartbeat heartbeat-like heartbreak heartbreak to watching it now , with older and wiser eyes , because we know what will happen after Greene's story ends heartbreaking , and filmed in a natural , unforced style that makes its characters heartbreaking , and filmed in a natural , unforced style that makes its characters seem entirely convincing even when its script is not . heartbreaking honesty heartbreaking honesty to keep one glued to the screen heartbreaking subject matter heartbreaking subject matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible heartbreakingly beautiful heartbreakingly thoughtful minor classic heartening heartening in the same way heartening in the same way that each season marks a new start heartening tale heartfelt heartfelt , mesmerizing King Lear heartfelt and heartfelt and achingly real heartfelt and hilarious heartfelt appeal heartfelt comedy heartfelt concern heartfelt conviction heartfelt enterprise heartfelt family drama heartfelt family drama . heartfelt performances heartfelt romance heartfelt story heartily sick heartrending look heartrending look at the divide between religious fundamentalists and their gay relatives heartrending look at the divide between religious fundamentalists and their gay relatives . hearts hearts and minds hearts of gold heartstring untugged heartwarming heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind heartwarming digitally animated feature film heartwarming digitally animated feature film with plenty of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone heartwarming digitally animated feature film with plenty of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone . heartwarming film heartwarming scene the impressively discreet filmmakers may have expected to record with their mini DV heartwarming without stooping to gooeyness heartwarming yarn heartwarmingly heat up only heated sexuality heaven heaven '' heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . heaven allows '' and '' imitation of life '' transcends them . simply heaven and heaviest heaviest , most joyless movie heaving passion heavy doses of mean-spiritedness heavy for all that has preceded it heavy on religious symbols but heavy on religious symbols but wafer-thin heavy on the atmospheric weirdness heavy stench heavy-duty heavy-handed heavy-handed , heavy-handed , manipulative heavy-handed and heavy-handed and portent-heavy heavy-handed film heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter heavy-handed moralistic heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long heavy-handed that they instead pummel the audience heavy-handedness heavyweight film heavyweights Joel Silver and Robert Zemeckis heavyweights Joel Silver and Robert Zemeckis agreed to produce this hedonist hedonistic hedonistic creativity heedless heft to justify its two-hour running time hefty anti-establishment message hefty helping hefty thematic material heightened , well-shaped dramas heightened reality heinous heinous crime held back from being something greater held hostage held my attention held my interest held my interest from start held my interest from start to finish held my interest precisely held my interest precisely because it didn't try to held together held together by skilled ensemble actors held together by skilled ensemble actors . hell hell , I dunno hell-bent hell-jaunt hell-jaunt purists hellish hellish conditions helluva singer helluva time helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure helmer help Chicago make the transition from stage to screen with considerable appeal intact help Chicago make the transition from stage to screen with considerable appeal intact . help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something help being captivated by it help but engage help but engage an audience help but warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe help clear up the case help from the screenplay ( proficient , but singularly cursory ) help heal help increase an average student's self-esteem help overcome the problematic script . help sustain it help that the director and cinematographer Stephen Kazmierski shoot on grungy video , giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel help the poor woman if Attal is this insecure in real life help this movie one bit help us return to a sane regimen of eating , sleeping and stress-reducing contemplation helped helped by the thin characterizations , nonexistent plot and pretentious visual style helped change a nation helped especially helped especially by the cool presence of Jean Reno helped especially by the cool presence of Jean Reno . helped give a spark to '' Chasing Amy '' and '' Changing Lanes '' helped give a spark to `` Chasing Amy '' and `` Changing Lanes '' falls flat as thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , `` The Sum of All Fears helpful helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think Kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses helps `` Moonlight Mile '' rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing helps `` Moonlight Mile '' rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing . helps create a complex , unpredictable character helps create a complex , unpredictable character . helps keep the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats helps little helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying helps that the central performers are experienced actors , and that they know their roles so well helps that the central performers are experienced actors , and that they know their roles so well . helps to give them an atavistic power hence , storytelling hence , storytelling is far more appealing her Rubenesque physique her agreeably startling use her agreeably startling use of close-ups her agreeably startling use of close-ups and her grace with a moving camera her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , her beaten to a pulp in his Dangerous Game her best her better known co-star , her breakthrough role her bully of a husband her capable cast her character become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair her character erects her cheery and tranquil suburban life her childlike smile her complicated characters be unruly , confusing and , through it all , human her confidence in her material her confidence in her material is merited her considerable talents her creepy Egyptian demigod voice is as computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music . her defiance her face and her body language to bring us Morvern's soul her fans will assuredly have their funny bones tickled her fearlessness her feature film her film her film is unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant her goats her good looks her grace her grace with a moving camera her heroine's book sound convincing her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly her inexperience her inexperience and her inner journey is largely unexplored her inner journey is largely unexplored and we're left wondering about this exotic-looking woman whose emotional depths are only hinted at her inventive director her life bare in front of an audience her life half-asleep her life is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance her love her love depraved leads meet , ( Denis ' ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle her makes it successful and accessible her material is not first-rate her most charmless her movie is really bad . her narrative clichés and telegraphed episodes smell of old soap opera her natural gifts her natural likability her nomination as best actress even more her own screenplay , jumps to the head of the class of women's films that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style her own worst enemy her pale , dark beauty and her passionate , tumultuous affair her passionate , tumultuous affair with Musset her personal descent her personal descent into post-breakup perdition her personal odyssey trumps the carnage that claims so many lives around her her petite frame and vulnerable persona emphasising her plight and isolation her presence succeeds in making us believe her pure fantasy character her pure fantasy character , her pure fantasy character , Melanie Carmichael , with a massive infusion of old-fashioned Hollywood magic her raw performance and her raw performance and utter fearlessness her raw performance and utter fearlessness make it strangely magnetic her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant her relentless vim her relentless vim and winsome facial symmetry her share of the holiday box office pie her skin her small , intelligent eyes her stature her story has nothing fresh or very exciting about it her subject matter her third feature will be something to behold her tough , funny , rather chaotic show her tough , funny , rather chaotic show isn't subversive so much as it is nit-picky about the hypocrisies of our time . her tragedies her vibrant ` co-stars her welcome in her most charmless performance heralds something special here's a fun one . here's a sadistic bike flick that would have made Vittorio De Sica proud . here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role here's only so much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them . here's the real damn : It isn't funny , either . here , which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes here ... Not that I mind ugly ; the problem is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . here a more annoying , though less angry here a more annoying , though less angry version here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible sandlerian here are unintentional . here except for some awful acting and lame special effects here he has constructed a film so labyrinthine that it defeats his larger purpose here his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad here his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad , here his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad , and here his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad , and his maudlin ending might not have gotten him into film school in the first place here is DOA . here is how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time here is nothing but a convenient conveyor belt of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination . here is that without once denying the hardscrabble lives of people on the economic fringes of Margaret Thatcher's ruinous legacy , he insists on the importance of those moments when people can connect and express their love for each other . here is unmistakable and hard to resist . here is unusually tame here lacks considerable brio . here leaves a lot to be desired here of a director enjoying himself immensely here relies less on forced air than on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script by Axel Hellstenius . here seems to have recharged him here seems to have recharged him . here suffer from the chosen format . here the choices are as contrived and artificial as Kerrigan's platinum-blonde hair here to make us look forward to the Russos ' next offering heresy hero hero performances heroes heroes the way Julia Roberts hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism heroes would be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated heroic heroic deserves a look heroine hews out a world and carries us effortlessly from darkness to light hey , those farts got to my inner nine-year-old hey arnold ! the movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and hey arnold ! the movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and it ain't pretty hey arnold ! the movie is what happens when you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size , and it ain't pretty . hi '' hicks and ponderously mope around trying to strike lightning as captured by their 1970s predecessors hidden-agenda drama hide a weak script hide its contrivances hide new secretions hide new secretions from the parental units hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape hide the giant Achilles ' heel in `` Stuart Little 2 `` : There's just no story , folks hideous hideous , confusing spectacle hideous yellow hideously hideously and hideously and clumsily hideously twisted hideousness hides behind obviously constructed routines hiding behind cutesy film references high high above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks high camp and yet another sexual taboo into a really funny movie high comedy to evoke surprising poignance high concept vehicle high crime high crimes high crimes were any more generic high hilarity high humidity high literary aspirations high literary aspirations and stunning acting high melodramatic style high note high points high points to keep this from being a complete waste of time high production values high romance , high romance , brought off with considerable wit high school production high standards high style high time high water mark high-adrenaline documentary high-adrenaline documentary . high-concept high-concept films high-concept scenario high-concept sci fi adventures high-energy high-energy action stylings high-energy movie high-minded high-minded appeal high-minded snoozer . high-octane high-octane jolts high-octane thriller high-powered high-powered star pedigree high-profile high-profile name high-profile talent high-spirited high-spirited buddy movie high-spirited musical high-strung high-strung but flaccid drama high-wattage high-wattage brainpower highbrow highbrow , low-key , 102-minute infomercial higher higher level higher than he's been in a while higher than in Mary and most other recent comedies highest power highest production values highlight highlight reel highlighted by Kwan's unique directing style highly ambitious and personal highly ambitious and personal project highly annoying highly cerebral highly enjoyable highly entertaining highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making highly gifted 12-year-old highly intriguing highly intriguing thriller highly pleasurable highly polished highly predictable highly predictable narrative highly professional film highly professional film that's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways highly recommend Irwin highly recommended highly recommended viewing highly recommended viewing for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting highly recommended viewing for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting . highly referential film highly satisfying highly satisfying quotient highly spirited highly spirited , imaginative kid's movie highly studied highly successful highly watchable highly watchable , giggly little story highly-praised highly-praised disappointments I hijacks the heat of revolution hijacks the heat of revolution and turns it into a sales tool hilarious hilarious ! hilarious ) hilarious , well-shot and , importantly , entertaining hilarious Kenneth Branagh hilarious adventure hilarious and hilarious and sad hilarious dialogue hilarious ode hilarious place to visit hilarious romantic comedy hilarious romantic comedy . hilarious throughout hilarious writer-director himself hilariously hilariously , hilariously , gloriously alive hilariously , gloriously alive , hilariously , gloriously alive , and hilariously , gloriously alive , and quite often hotter hilariously raunchy as South Park hilariously wicked black comedy hilariously wicked black comedy ... hilarity hilarity . him a problematic documentary subject him eight stories tall him this year's Razzie him to churn out one mediocre movie after another him with interesting characters himself , who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline himself a deft pace master and stylist himself a task he is not nearly up to himself can take credit for most of the movie's success himself can take credit for most of the movie's success . himself funny himself or himself or herself smiling at one time or another himself with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie hindered hindered by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about hindered by uneven dialogue and plot lapses hinged on the belief that knees in the crotch , elbows in the face and spit in the eye are inherently funny hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential hinges on the subgenre's most enabling victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers hint hip hip ' hip , hip , contemporary , in-jokey one hip , young adult entertainment hip . hip . The end result is a film that's neither hip comedy hip hop beat hip hop fantasy hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch hip-hop indie Snipes hipness hippest hire a real director and good writers for the next installment hire a real director and good writers for the next installment , please . his ( Nelson's ) screenplay his ( Nelson's ) screenplay needs some serious re-working to show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting his ( Nelson's ) screenplay needs some serious re-working to show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting matches about it . his American wife\/colleague , his Indian Love Call to Jeanette MacDonald has there been a movie so unabashedly Canadian , not afraid to risk American scorn or disinterest his Parisian rebirth is stillborn his Rules is barely worth following . his ` angels of light his ability to depict them with outrageous elan his ability to startle his ambitions have wandered his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival his audience an epiphany his aversion his beautiful his beautiful , his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress his best his best film his best movie his best movie performance since , well , Performance his best screen his best work his big-budget action film debut something of a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase , interrupted by a middling car chase his blessing to his body his boisterous energy his boisterous energy fails to spark this leaden comedy his brawny frame and cool , composed delivery his broad , handsome shoulders his cadness to perfection his cast with appealing fresh faces his character's abundant humanism makes him the film's moral compass his character's deceptions ultimately undo him his character awakens to the notion that to be human his characters -- if that's not too glorified a term -- his characters are acting horribly his characters in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us his characters stage his characters were torturing each other psychologically and talking about their genitals in public his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon his chemistry with Shimizu is very believable his children to create his song history his cinematic vision his cipherlike personality and bad behavior would play fine if the movie knew what to do with him his clamorous approach his co-writers keep the story subtle and us in suspense his collaborators ' symbolic images with his words , his constant need to suddenly transpose himself into another character his constant need to suddenly transpose himself into another character undermines the story's continuity and progression his contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways his control his craft his dead mother his dependence on slapstick his determination to remain true to the original text his determination to remain true to the original text leads him to adopt a somewhat mannered tone ... that ultimately dulls the human tragedy at the story's core his difficult , endless work his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline his disparate Manhattan denizens -- especially the a \*\* holes his distance from the material is mostly admirable . his distinctive ` blundering ' style his distinctive ` blundering ' style into something that could really help clear up the case his documentary To Be and to Have , easily his documentary To Be and to Have , easily one of the best films of the year his drug his edits , unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it his effortless performance his encounters reveal nothing about who he is or who he was before his even-handed ideological ship his excellent cast his fake backdrops his fake backdrops and stately pacing his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy his fictional Yvan's neuroses are aggravating enough to exhaust the patience of even the most understanding spouse his film crackles his film overwhelmed his films his films so memorable his finest American film his flick-knife diction in the role of Roger Swanson his formula of dimwitted comedy and even dimmer characters his frailty to suggest the ravages of a life of corruption and ruthlessness his fun friendly demeanor his funniest moment comes when he falls about ten feet onto his head his future wife his generation's his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace his grave , along with my stomach his greatest triumph his greatest triumph is keeping the creepy crawlies hidden in the film's thick shadows his heart his imagination so vivid his impressions of life and loss and his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us his impressively delicate range his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present his innocence soon becomes a questionable kind of inexcusable dumb innocence his inspiration his intellectual rigor his intellectual rigor or his intelligent grasp his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions his is an interesting character his kids to watch too many Barney videos his lack his lack of faith in his audience his lack of self-awareness his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals his largely amateur cast his latest effort , his latest feature , R Xmas , marks a modest if encouraging return to form his latest has nothing going for it his legendary sitcom his lesser works outshine the best some directors his lesser-praised movies his life , his dignity and his music his life drew to a close his life-altering experiences his love for movies -- both colorful pop junk and the classics that unequivocally qualify as art -- his machismo his mainly nonprofessional cast his martial artistry his maudlin ending his maudlin ending might not have gotten him into film school in the first place his most ardent fans his most critically insightful his most daring , and complicated , performances his most demented film his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance his most personal his most personal work yet his most personal work yet . his most sparkling his most vital work his most vital work since GoodFellas his movie veers like a drunken driver through heavy traffic his nicely nuanced narrative his ninth decade his open-faced , smiling his oppressive , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family his ordeal his outstanding performance his outstanding performance as Bond in Die his own idiosyncratic strain his own infinite insecurity is a work of outstanding originality his own preoccupations and obsessions his own shortcomings here in a way his parisian rebirth his parisian rebirth is stillborn his passages his passion his passion and class consciousness his passion and class consciousness ; we need his shticks his pathos from drippiness his penchant his penchant for tearing up on cue -- his penchant for tearing up on cue -- things that seem so real in small doses his persistently useless his persistently useless movies his personal obstacles his piece of puffery with a sour cliche and heavy doses of mean-spiritedness his pleas his point of view that Ayurveda works . his portrait of sex-as-war is strictly sitcom his prime his problematic his promise his promise remains undiminished his rental car his reserved but existential poignancy his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel his richest roles his screenplay's sappier elements his scripting unsurprising his second his self-deprecating act his self-inflicted retaliation his self-regarding sentimentality his self-regarding sentimentality trips him up again his sense of story and his juvenile camera movements smack of a film school undergrad his sentimental journey his sentimental journey of the heart his several silly subplots his shortest , The Hole , which makes many of the points that this film does but feels less repetitive his showboating wise-cracker stock persona sure is getting old his showboating wise-cracker stock persona sure is getting old . his skill at inspiring accomplished portrayals that are all the more impressive for their lack of showiness his skill at telling a story -- he also contributed to the screenplay -- his slasher video his slasher video from spare parts his sleek black BMW his slop his sly , intricate magic his smart , edgy voice his smart , edgy voice and his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , and his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , and that saves his pathos from drippiness his smart , edgy voice and waddling profile ( emphasized here ) accent the humor of Wilson's plight , and that saves his pathos from drippiness . his smooth , Goodfellas image his smooth , shrewd , powerful act his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters his story flattens his story flattens instead of sharpens his story flattens instead of sharpens . his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle his storytelling skills have eroded his strongest performance his strongest performance since The Doors his subject justice his subjects are charmers his subjects are charmers . his superb actors his superb actors convey Martin's deterioration and Barbara's sadness -- and , occasionally his supple understanding of the role his surprising discovery his surprising discovery of love and humility his sweetness and vulnerability his tale a warm glow his top-notch creative team his trademark misogyny his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank his two Oscar nominated films his two Oscar nominated films in 2000 his unemployment his unemployment . his unemployment . Good film his unemployment . Good film , his usual high melodramatic style his usual intelligence and subtlety his victims his vitality his way of saying that piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now his way to becoming the American Indian Spike Lee his way to turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum his wife look so bad in a major movie his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . his words and images don't have to add up to mesmerize you his words and images don't have to add up to mesmerize you . his zeal hiss historic historic scandal historical . historical epic historical event historical significance historical truth and realism historically significant historically significant , historically significant , and historically significant , and personal historically significant , and personal , historically significant , and personal , episode historically significant work history in perspective history seldom brought to light on the screen histrionic hit hit . hit on a 15-year old hit on a 15-year old when you're over 100 hit that may strain adult credibility hit that may strain adult credibility . hit the entertainment bull's - eye hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years hit the skids hit their marks hit their marks , hit their marks , pyro-correctly hit you from the first scene hit you where you live hit-man hit-or-miss aesthetic hit-to-miss hits a nerve hits all the verbal marks hits all the verbal marks it should hits all the verbal marks it should . hits an all-time low in Sorority Boys , whose makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction hits an all-time low in Sorority Boys , whose makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction . hits and generally sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling hits and generally sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling . hits audiences hits audiences with what may be his most demented film to date hits close to home hits close to home while engaging in such silliness as that snake-down-the-throat business and the inevitable shot of Schwarzenegger hits every cliche we've come to expect , including the assumption that '' crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny hits every cliche we've come to expect , including the assumption that `` crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny hits every cliche we've come to expect , including the assumption that `` crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny . hits home hits home with disorienting force hits home with disorienting force . hits its mark hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability . hits often enough hits so close to home so much as that it hits close to home while engaging in such silliness as that snake-down-the-throat business and the inevitable shot of Schwarzenegger hits the bullseye hits the mark hits the mark with critics who escaped from a small town life hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) hitting a comedic or satirical target hitting all of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own hitting below the belt hitting on each other hitting the audience over the head with a moral hitting your head hitting your head on the theater seat hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you when you doze off thirty minutes into the film ho-hum affair ho-hum all the way ho-hum all the way through ho-hum than ho-ho-ho hoary hoary dialogue , hoary dialogue , fluxing accents hoary dialogue , fluxing accents , and hoary dialogue , fluxing accents , and -- worst of all -- hoary dialogue , fluxing accents , and -- worst of all -- silly-looking Morlocks hoary plot hobbled by half-baked setups and sluggish pacing hodgepodge hodgepodge . hogs the scenes hogs the scenes from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy hogwash hoity-toity hoity-toity convictions hokey hokey script hokum . hokum but hokum of Hart's War hokum of Hart's War is never fun hold a candle hold a candle to the original hold dear about cinema hold dear about cinema , hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage hold my interest hold no more surprise hold no more surprise than yesterday's weather report hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory hold our attention hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie hold society in place hold up pretty well holding Equilibrium up holds a certain charm holds as many good ideas as bad is the cold comfort that Chin's film serves up with style and empathy . holds even less when it turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich holds for many urban dwellers holds interest holds interest in the midst of a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families holds its goodwill close holds its goodwill close , holds its goodwill close , but is relatively slow to come to the point holds its goodwill close , but is relatively slow to come to the point . holds itself holds promise holds promise , holds the film holds the film together . holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers holds the film together with an engaging and warm performance holds the film together with an engaging and warm performance ... holds the screen like a true star holds the screen like a true star . holds true to Wilde's own vision of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire holds true to Wilde's own vision of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire to be anything but a polished , sophisticated entertainment that is in love with its own cleverness holds true to Wilde's own vision of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire to be anything but a polished , sophisticated entertainment that is in love with its own cleverness . holds up holds up in an era in which computer-generated images are the norm holds up well holds up well after two decades holds you holds you in rapt attention holds you in rapt attention from holds you with its outrageousness hole-ridden hole-ridden plotting holes and completely lacking in chills holes punched through by an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them holiday box office pie holiday carol holiday concept holland lets things peter out midway , holland lets things peter out midway , but holland lets things peter out midway , but it's notably better acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals holland lets things peter out midway , but it's notably better acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals . hollow hollow , self-indulgent hollow , self-indulgent , hollow , self-indulgent , and hollow , self-indulgent , and - worst of all - hollow , self-indulgent , and - worst of all - boring hollow at its emotional core hollow catharsis hollow despair hollow exercise hollow joke hollow mockumentary hollow state hollow tribute hollowness holocaust holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized homage homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry , homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry , dry , dry homage to art homage to such films as '' All That Heaven Allows '' and '' Imitation of Life '' transcends them . Simply put homages to a classic low-budget film noir movie home movie gone haywire home on the small screen homespun homogenized and a bit contrived honest honest , and enjoyable honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama honest , lived-in glow honest , sensitive story honest about Alzheimer's disease honest and honest and loving honest and loving one honest and unaffected honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way honest attempt to get at something honest effort honest emotions honest enough honest insight honest look honest observations honest performance honest performances honest performances and honest performances and exceptional detail honest performances and realistic interaction between the characters honest poetry honest working man John Q . Archibald honest working man John Q . Archibald , honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher honest working man John Q. Archibald , honest working man John Q. Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher honestly honestly , I didn't care honestly , I don't see the point honestly , I don't see the point . It's a visual Rorschach test honestly address the flaws inherent in how medical aid is made available to American workers honestly nice honestly nice little film honesty honesty , insight and humor honesty and honesty and beauty honesty and dignity honesty and good sportsmanship honesty and respect honesty and sensitivity honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film honesty to keep one glued to the screen honey , doesn't mean that it's interesting to anyone else . honor the many faceless victims honorable , interesting failure honorably Mexican and burns its Kahlories with conviction . honored as best it can honored screen veteran honoring hood rats hood rats butt their ugly heads hooey hooked hooked on the delicious pulpiness of its lurid fiction hooked on the delicious pulpiness of its lurid fiction . hooker hooks us hooks us completely hooting hooting it's praises hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look hop beat hope hope -- shall we ? -- that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' was a lot funnier hope Britney won't do it one more time , as far as hope and magic hope for any chance of enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . hope for popular cinema hope of a good movie ye who enter here hope that Nolan is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker hope the movie is widely seen and debated with appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness hoped ! -- hoped I would -- with moist eyes hoped the movie would avoid hopeful and , perhaps paradoxically , illuminated hopeful and always fun hopeful or optimistic hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history hopefully , sets the tone for a summer of good stuff hopefully , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . hopefully inspire action hopefully it'll be at the dollar theatres by the time Christmas rolls around hopefulness hopeless hopeless , unsatisfying muddle hopelessly juvenile hopelessly monotonous hopelessly out hopes Mr . Plympton will find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter hopes Mr . Plympton will find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter . hopes Mr. Plympton will find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter hopes and dreams hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is hopes to camouflage how bad his movie is . hoping '' hoping '' Ecks vs . Sever '' or '' xXx hoping for a stiff wind hoping for a stiff wind to blow it uphill or something hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation hoping that it would be sleazy and fun hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . hoping the nifty premise will create enough interest to make up for an unfocused screenplay horizons hormonal melodrama horrendously horrendously confusing horrible horrible '' and `` terrible horrible , 99-minute horrible movie horrible pains horrible poetry horribly horribly depressing horribly depressing and horribly depressing and not horribly depressing and not very well done horribly mediocre horribly wrong horribly wrong , nothing will horrid horrific horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle horrific movie horrifically horrifically vivid horrifically vivid snapshot horrified horrifies horrifying horrifying and oppressively tragic horrifying documents horrifying documents of lynchings horrifying documents of lynchings , still photographs and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all horrifyingly horrifyingly , horrifyingly , ever horror horror and hellish conditions horror and revenge horror concept horror\/action hybrid horrors horrors ! horrors ! ) horse feathers horse tale hospitals , courts and welfare centers host to some truly excellent sequences hostages to fortune hostile hosts a parka-wrapped dose of heart hosts a parka-wrapped dose of heart . hot hot air hot sake half-sleep hot topics hot-button items hotter-two-years-ago rap and R&B names and references hour-and-a-half-long commercial hours of material to discuss household name how Bettany and McDowell play off each other how Lillard channels the Shagster right down to the original Casey Kasem-furnished voice how Sandler is losing his touch how a rich historical subject , combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture how a skillful filmmaker can impart a message without bludgeoning the audience over the head how a skillful filmmaker can impart a message without bludgeoning the audience over the head . how admirably how appreciative you are of this depends on your level of fandom how art -- when done right -- can help heal how bad an actress she is how bad his movie is how bad it is how bad the movie is how bad this movie was how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . how both evolve how clever how comically how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them how desperate the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were how difficult how exciting how exciting and how exciting and satisfying how families can offer either despair or consolation how fantastic Reign of Fire looked how far Herzog has fallen how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan how first-time director Kevin Donovan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie how good how good it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights how heavy-handed and portent-heavy it is how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength how horrible how horrible we are to ourselves and each other how important our special talents can be when put in service of of others how important our special talents can be when put in service of of others . how inseparable the two are how insufferable the character is how interesting and likable how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives how it washed out despite all of that how it washed out despite all of that is the project's prime mystery . how it winds up affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear how its makers actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring how lame how long will filmmakers copy the `` Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg how long will filmmakers copy the `` Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right the first time how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew how love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew were possible how low brow how low brow it is how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence how much he runs around and acts like a doofus how much it's not just another connect-the-dots , spy-on-the-run picture how much pleasure I had watching McGrath's version how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in how much they engage and even touch us how not to act like Pinocchio . how on earth anyone , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this how people from such diverse cultures share the same human and spiritual needs how pertinent its dynamics remain how quickly it faded from my memory how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and how ridiculous and money-oriented how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is how serious-minded the film is how show business has infiltrated every corner of society -- and not always for the better how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time how tedious how the bike still remains an ambiguous icon in Chinese society how the creative process how the depth and breadth of emotional intimacy give the physical act all of its meaning and most of its pleasure how the diplomat's tweaked version of statecraft may have cost thousands and possibly millions of lives how the film knows what's unique and quirky about Canadians how the heart accomodates practical needs . It is an unstinting look at a collaboration between damaged people that may or may not qual how the movie could be released in this condition how they make their choices , and how they used to make movies , but also how they sometimes still can be made how this gets us in trouble how this gets us in trouble . how thoroughly unrewarding all of this how to do how to drive it to the max how to make us share their enthusiasm how to please a crowd how to please a crowd , how to please a crowd , and how to suffer ' how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too how to win the battle how uncompelling the movie is unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest how very bad how very bad a motion picture can truly be how very bad a motion picture can truly be . how we all need a playful respite from the grind to refresh our souls how well flatulence gags fit into your holiday concept how well it holds up in an era in which computer-generated images are the norm how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid howard's appreciation of brown and his writing howard's appreciation of brown and his writing is clearly well-meaning and sincere however , Dogtown and Z-Boys lapses into an insider's lingo and mindset that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , or care about . however , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . however , Kilmer seems to be posing , rather than acting . And that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea . however , Robert Rodriguez adorns his family-film plot with an elegance and maturity that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking . however , almost makes this movie worth seeing . however , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . however , is original however , it's invaluable however , it is not however , manages just to be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance . however , the film comes perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good . however canned -- however engaging however engaging , is insufficiently enlightening and inviting however entertainingly presented however entertainingly presented , however well intentioned howler howlingly trashy time hubristic folly huckster lapel huge , heavy topics in a bland , surfacey way that doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people huge action sequence huge box-office huge charm factor huge disappointment coming huge fan huge gap huge heart huge laughs huge mess huge sacrifice huge-screen huge-screen format to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them hugely enjoyable hugely enjoyable film hugely enjoyable in its own right hugely enjoyable in its own right though hugely enjoyable in its own right though not really hugely enjoyable in its own right though not really faithful hugely enjoyable in its own right though not really faithful to hugely enjoyable in its own right though not really faithful to its source's complexity hugely entertaining hugely entertaining and hugely entertaining and uplifting hugely imaginative and successful hugely imaginative and successful casting hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , as well as hugely imaginative and successful casting to its great credit , as well as one terrific score and attitude to spare hugely overwritten hugely rewarding hugely rewarding experience human comedy human comedy at its most human comedy at its most amusing , interesting and confirming human darkness human drama human emotion human experience -- drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- human experience -- drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- that it transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . human hatred human hatred spews forth unchecked human impulses that grew hideously twisted human kindness and hopefulness human moments human nature human power human resources was a good , straightforward tale human resources was a good , straightforward tale , human resources was a good , straightforward tale , but human resources was a good , straightforward tale , but time out is better . it's haunting . human resources was a good , straightforward tale , but time out is better . it's haunting . it's like a poem human resources was a good , straightforward tale , but time out is better . it's haunting . it's like a poem . humane humane and important humane fighter humanism humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation humanistic humanity's greatest shame humanity or empathy humanize humanize its subject humanizing humanizing stuff humankind's liberating ability humanly humanly funny film humanly possible humble humble , teach humble , teach and humble , teach and ultimately humble effort humbling little film humbuggery humbuggery ... humdrum humdrum life by some Freudian puppet humiliated by a pack of dogs who are smarter than him humor humor , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence humor , passion humor , passion , and humor , passion , and verve humor , verve and fun humor , warmth humor , warmth , humor , warmth , and humor , warmth , and intelligence humor . humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast humor and humor and a few fanciful touches humor and a heartfelt conviction humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life humor and bite humor and eye-popping humor and eye-popping visuals humor and heart humor and heart and humor and heart and very talented young actors humor and humanity humor and insight humor and intelligence humor and plenty humor and poignancy humor and snappy dialogue humor and technological finish humor and touching nostalgia humor ends and tragedy humor in the foibles of human behavior humor or an unexpected plot twist humor throughout humor to cover up the yawning chasm where the plot should be humor to lighten things up humor wry humorless humorless , disjointed mess humorless and humorless disquisition humorless disquisition on the thin line between sucking face and literally sucking face humorless disquisition on the thin line between sucking face and literally sucking face . humorless soap opera humorous humorous , all-too-human look humorous , illuminating study humorous , spooky , educational , but at other times as bland as a block of snow . humorous . humorous and humorous and tender humorous and touching humorous and touching . humorous observations humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life humorously humour humour and humour and lightness humour and pathos humour to make its points about acceptance and growth humourless humourless and humourless and dull hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing hunk hunky has-been hurried , badly cobbled look hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over hurt hurting hurts hurts the overall impact of the film hurts to watch husband-and-wife disaster hymn and a cruel story of youth culture hyper-artificiality hyper-cliched hyper-realistic hyper-realistic images hyperbolic beat-charged urban western hypermasculine hypertime in reverse hypnotic portrait hypnotically dull . hypocrisy and hypocritical hypocritical work hysterical i'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather i'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather , i'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather , you i'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather , you'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief i'm afraid you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather , you'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief . i'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business , i'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business , but i'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business , but surely it doesn't have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks i'm all for the mentally challenged getting their fair shot in the movie business , but surely it doesn't have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks . i'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment i'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . i'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . there i'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . there's got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease i'm giving it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment . there's got to be a more graceful way of portraying the devastation of this disease . i . e . Peploe's , it's simply unbearable i can testify to the comparative accuracy of ms i could just skip it i didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube i didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube , i didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube , and i didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube , and his skinny buddy mike epps , to make like laurel and hardy 'n the hood i didn't laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube , and his skinny buddy mike epps , to make like laurel and hardy 'n the hood . i had expected i have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental i have two words to say about reign of fire . great dragons i have two words to say about reign of fire . great dragons ! i like it i like it . i like it . there i like it . there is a freedom to watching stunts that are this crude , this fast-paced and this insane i like it . there is a freedom to watching stunts that are this crude , this fast-paced and this insane . i saw this movie and i could just skip it i walked away from this new version of e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes i walked away from this new version of e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes . i was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism i was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism . i.e. , a banal spiritual quest i.e. Peploe's , it's simply unbearable ice cube ice water icily brilliant ick ick ' icky iconic iconic characters iconic characters gambol fluidly through the story , with charming results . iconic hero iconoclastic uses icons idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and , idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and , except for the fine star performances idea is '' new '' ideal ideal casting ideal outlet idealism idealism American idealistic kid ideally ideas and awkwardness ideas and special-interest groups ideas and wry comic mayhem ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) ideas original ideas that are too complex to be rapidly absorbed ideological idiocy idiosyncratic enough to lift the movie above its playwriting 101 premise idiosyncratic humor idiotic idiotic and idiotic and absurdly sentimental idiotic court maneuvers idiotically idiotically uses the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea idiots idiots who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance idling in neutral idol idol's if '' gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time if Allen , at 66 , has stopped challenging himself if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve if Attal is this insecure in real life if De Palma spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese if Frailty will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director if George Romero had directed this movie , it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head if I'd been sitting naked on an igloo if I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' if I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' if I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow if Invincible is not quite the career peak that The Pianist is for Roman Polanski if Kaos hadn't blown them all up if MapQuest emailed him point-to-point driving directions if Ms. Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine if Schwentke were fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story if Solondz had two ideas for two movies , couldn't really figure out how to flesh either out if The Hours wins ` Best Picture ' I just might if The Hours wins ` Best Picture ' I just might . if `` gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time if a bit draggy at times if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream if a bored Cage spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet if a bunch of Allied soldiers went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . But here's a movie about it anyway if a movie is truly going to inspire me , I want a little more than this if a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can ? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body ? If you answered yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy if also somewhat hermetic . if cheap if cheap moments if circularity itself indicated profundity if considerably less ambitious if considerably less ambitious , if disingenuous , if downbeat , if each watered down the version of the one before if encouraging return if even the filmmakers didn't know what kind of movie they were making if ever a movie needed one of the actor's whiny jags to pump it up if ever a movie needed one of the actor's whiny jags to pump it up , this has to be among the rare ones if forgettable if good-hearted if good-hearted , movie . if high crimes were any more generic if high crimes were any more generic it if high crimes were any more generic it would have a universal product code instead of a title if high crimes were any more generic it would have a universal product code instead of a title . if irritating , if it's an elaborate dare more than a full-blooded film if it's filmed Tosca that you want if it's possible to make a narrative film about September 11th , though I'm sure some will try if it belongs on the big screen if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double if it doesn't also keep us riveted to our seats if it had , in fact , been fleshed out a little more instead of going for easy smiles if it had been only half-an-hour long or a TV special , the humor would have been fast and furious -- at ninety minutes , it drags if it had been only half-an-hour long or a TV special , the humor would have been fast and furious -- at ninety minutes , it drags . if it had just gone that one step further if it had just gone that one step further . if it is generally amusing from time to time if it is indeed a duty of art to reflect life , than Leigh has created a masterful piece of artistry right here if it is indeed a duty of art to reflect life , than Leigh has created a masterful piece of artistry right here . if it isn't entirely persuasive , it does give exposure to some talented performers if it may still leave you wanting more answers as the credits if it might have been made in the '70s or '80s if it only had a brain if it only had a brain . if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor if it pushes its agenda too forcefully if it put on a giant furry monster costume and then gave them a lapdance if it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories if it ultimately disappoints if it wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick if it was made without much thought if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in if it were an extended short if it weren't silly if it weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor if its twists and turns hold no more surprise than yesterday's weather report if least if none of it makes a lick of sense if not a pleasure in its own right if not devoid of wit if not morally bankrupt , at least terribly monotonous if not more so , if not very imaginative , if nothing else , this movie if nothing else , this movie introduces a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror if nothing else , this movie introduces a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror . if occasionally flawed , if only Benigni hadn't insisted on casting himself in the title role if only because it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition if only because the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks if only it were that grand a failure if overly talky if overly talky documentary . if pointless excursion if predictable time-travel fable if rather precious if rather precious , if saccharine earnestness were a crime , the film's producers would be in the clink for life if shayamalan wanted to tell a story about a man who loses his faith , why didn't he just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing if shayamalan wanted to tell a story about a man who loses his faith , why didn't he just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing ? if she had to sit through it again , she should ask for a raise if signs is a good film , and it is if signs is a good film , and it is , if signs is a good film , and it is , the essence of a great one if signs is a good film , and it is , the essence of a great one is in there somewhere if signs is a good film , and it is , the essence of a great one is in there somewhere . if somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son if somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son , if somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son , they if somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son , they'd come up with something like bart freundlich's world traveler if somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son , they'd come up with something like bart freundlich's world traveler . if somewhat standardized , if stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks if that's not too glorified a term if that's what you're in the mood for if the concept is a poor one if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie if the director , Tom Dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product if the enticing prospect of a lot of nubile young actors in a film about campus depravity didn't fade amid the deliberate , tiresome ugliness if the essence of magic is its make-believe promise of life that soars above the material realm if the essence of magic is its make-believe promise of life that soars above the material realm , this is the opposite of a truly magical movie . if the film is well-crafted and this one is if the filmmakers come up with nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences if the filmmakers just follow the books , if the filmmakers just follow the books , they if the filmmakers were worried the story wouldn't work without all those gimmicks if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened if the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us if the movie itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance if the movie knew what to do with him if the movie weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is if the picture also shares the weaknesses of both genres , more if the poor quality of Pokemon 4 Ever is any indication if the screenplay falls somewhat short if the story's a little weak if the suspense never rises to a higher level if the suspense never rises to a higher level , it is nevertheless maintained throughout if the video isn't back at Blockbuster before midnight , you're going to face frightening late fees if the writers mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . if they're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears if they had periods if they looked at how this movie turned out if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination if they were jokes if they were put to sleep by the movie and had a nightmare if they were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time if this is a crazy work of disturbed genius or merely 90 minutes of post-adolescent Electra rebellion if this latest and laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs were capable of engendering an emotional response of any kind if this sappy script was the best the contest received , those rejected must have been astronomically bad if this sappy script was the best the contest received , those rejected must have been astronomically bad . if this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years if tragic ) if ultimately not quite satisfying if uneven , if unintentionally dull in its lack of poetic frissons if we're seeing something purer than the real thing if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' if you'll excuse a little critical heresy , if you're a connoisseur of psychological horror , this is your ticket . if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera if you're in a mind set for goofy comedy if you're in a mind set for goofy comedy , the troopers will entertain with their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games . if you're in the mood for something more comfortable than challenging if you're in the right b-movie frame of mind if you're in the right b-movie frame of mind , it may just scare the pants off you if you're in the right b-movie frame of mind , it may just scare the pants off you . if you're just in the mood for a fun -- but bad -- movie if you're more than six years old if you're not a prepubescent girl if you're not a prepubescent girl , if you're not a prepubescent girl , you'll be laughing at britney spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch if you're not a prepubescent girl , you'll be laughing at britney spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch . if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes , you've got ice water in your veins . if you're up for that sort of thing if you're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker if you've a taste for the quirky , steal a glimpse if you've paid a matinee price and bought a big tub of popcorn , there's guilty fun to be had here . Chomp chomp if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original if you , like me , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with if you , like me , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with , then you're in for a painful ride . if you appreciate the one-sided theme to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade if you appreciate the one-sided theme to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade , then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . if you appreciate the one-sided theme to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade , then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . If you are willing to do this , then you so crazy ! if you believe that the shocking conclusion is too much of a plunge or if you can't pronounce `` gyro '' correctly if you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any if you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you if you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else if you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else . if you don't demand much more than a few cheap thrills from your Halloween entertainment if you don't know anything about Derrida when you walk into the theater if you don't know anything about Derrida when you walk into the theater , you won't know much more when you leave . if you don't understand what on earth is going on if you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright if you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright , if you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright , then if you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright , then blood work if you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright , then blood work is for you if you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright , then blood work is for you . if you expect light romantic comedy if you expect light romantic comedy , good gosh if you expect light romantic comedy , good gosh , if you expect light romantic comedy , good gosh , will you be shocked . if you feel like you've seen this movie a thousand times before if you find comfort in familiarity if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen if you go in knowing that , you might have fun in this cinematic sandbox if you grew up on the stalker flicks of the 1980 if you grew up on the stalker flicks of the 1980's this one should appease you for 90 minutes if you have no interest in the gang-infested if you have no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . - West Coast rap wars if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . But be warned , you too may feel time has decided to stand still if you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . But be warned , you too may feel time has decided to stand still . if you have the patience for it if you have the patience for it , you won't feel like it's wasted yours if you liked the previous movies in the series if you liked the previous movies in the series , you'll have a good time with this one too if you love him if you love him , you if you love him , you'll like it if you only had a week to live if you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape , it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But that's just the problem with it if you want to see a flick about telemarketers if you want to see a flick about telemarketers this one will due if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled if you will a Tony Hawk skating video interspliced with footage from Behind Enemy Lines and set to Jersey shore techno if your film becomes boring , and your dialogue isn't smart , then you need to use more poetic license if your taste runs to ` difficult ' films if your taste runs to ` difficult ' films you absolutely if your taste runs to ` difficult ' films you absolutely can't miss it . igloo ignite ignite sparks ignites ignites some charming chemistry between Kate and Jed ignites this gripping tale ignorance ignorant ignore ignore but a little too smugly superior ignore but a little too smugly superior to like ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us ignore the film ignored it ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe ill at ease sharing the same scene ill fit ill-advised ill-advised and ill-advised and poorly ill-advised meddling ill-conceived action pieces ill-conceived and ill-conceived and expensive ill-conceived and expensive project ill-conceived folly ill-conceived modern-day ending ill-considered ill-considered notion ill-constructed ill-constructed and fatally overlong ill-equipped ill-equipped to examine , the interior lives of the characters in his film , much less incorporate them into his narrative ill-fitting ill-informed ill-starred ill-timed ill-wrought hypothesis illicit more than a chuckle , and more jokes land illness illogic illogical ills illuminate illuminate mysteries of sex , duty and love illuminated illuminated by shards of feeling illuminates illuminates it fully illuminates what it means sometimes to be inside looking out , and at other times outside looking in illuminates what it means sometimes to be inside looking out , and at other times outside looking in . illuminating illuminating an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , illuminating comedy illuminating documentary illuminating study illustrated by a winning family story illustrated by a winning family story . illustrates illustrates the ability of the human spirit to overcome adversity illustrates the ability of the human spirit to overcome adversity . illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia illustrates the problems of fledgling democracies , but also the strength and sense of freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box illustrates why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood illustrating the demons bedevilling the modern masculine journey illustrating the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters image-mongering imagery and imagery and hypnotic images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago images even more haunting than those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic images even more haunting than those in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic images lack contrast images of dissidents in the streets images you wish you hadn't seen imaginable imaginary imagination imagination and authentic Christmas spirit imagination and flair imagination and insight imagination in the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers imaginative imaginative , imaginative and imaginative and ambitious imaginative and successful imaginative as in the original imaginative as one might have hoped imaginative comedy\/thriller . imaginative filmmaker imaginative filmmaking imaginative flight imaginative flourishes imaginative kid's movie imaginative premise imaginative teacher imaginative through out imaginatively imaginatively fans the embers of a dormant national grief and curiosity that has calcified into chronic cynicism and fear . imaginatively mixed imaginatively mixed cast imaginatively overwhelming imagine ( if possible ) a pasolini film without passion or politics , or an almodovar movie without beauty or humor imagine ( if possible ) a pasolini film without passion or politics , or an almodovar movie without beauty or humor , imagine ( if possible ) a pasolini film without passion or politics , or an almodovar movie without beauty or humor , and imagine ( if possible ) a pasolini film without passion or politics , or an almodovar movie without beauty or humor , and you have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma imagine ( if possible ) a pasolini film without passion or politics , or an almodovar movie without beauty or humor , and you have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma . imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial imagine Benigni's Pinocchio becoming a Christmas perennial . Coal isn't as easy to come by as it used to be imagine a scenario where Bergman approaches Swedish fatalism using Gary Larson's Far Side humor imagine acting that could be any flatter imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one imagine anybody being able to tear their eyes away from the screen imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone imagine anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb imagine entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life imagine having more fun watching a documentary imagine o . henry's the gift of the magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene . merry friggin ' christmas imagine o . henry's the gift of the magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene . merry friggin ' christmas ! imagine one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent imagine that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread imagine that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned imagine the life of Harry Potter as a martial arts adventure told by a lobotomized Woody Allen imagine the process that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role imagines imbecilic imbue the theme with added depth and resonance imbued with passion and attitude imbued with passion and attitude . imbued with strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama imitation imitation movie imitations imitative imitative of innumerable immaculate immaculately immature and immature and unappealing immature and unappealing to care about immature character immature provocations immaturity immediate inclination to provide a fourth book immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth . immense immense IMAX screen immense physical prowess immense wit and insight immensely immensely ambitious immensely ambitious , immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before and immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before and amazingly successful immensely ambitious , different than anything that's been done before and amazingly successful in terms of what it's trying to do immensely appealing immensely appealing couple immensely enjoyable immensely entertaining immensely entertaining , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out immensely entertaining look immerse you immerse you in sheer , unrelenting wretchedness immersed immersed in a foreign culture only immersed in love , lust , and sin immersive immersive powers imminently imminently forgettable immorality impact rather than stunning impacting film impacts impair your ability to ever again maintain a straight face while speaking to a highway patrolman impair your ability to ever again maintain a straight face while speaking to a highway patrolman . impart a message impart a message without bludgeoning the audience over the head impart an almost visceral sense of dislocation and change impassive a manner impatiently squinting at your watch impeccable impeccable acting impeccable acting ... impeccable acting ... and impeccable acting ... and a script that takes some rather unexpected ( even , at times , preposterous ) turns impeccable comic skill impeccable comic timing impeccable comic timing , impeccable comic timing , raffish charm and piercing intellect impeccable pedigree , mongrel pep impeccable screenplay impeccable sense impeccable study impeccable throughout impenetrable and impenetrable and insufferable ball imperfect imperfect , love-hate relationship imperfect world impersonal impersonal , almost generic impersonal and impersonal and abstract impersonal in its relentlessness impervious impish impish augmentation impish divertissement implausible implausible platonic implausible platonic romance implausible platonic romance that makes chaplin's city lights implausible situation implements every hack-artist trick to give us the ooky-spookies implied in Metropolis that is just breathtaking implied in the title Pokémon 4ever is terrifying implies in its wake the intractable , irreversible flow of history implodes implodes in a series of very bad special effects implodes in a series of very bad special effects . implosion imply terror by suggestion , rather than the overuse of special effects imponderably stilted imponderably stilted and imponderably stilted and self-consciously arty imponderably stilted and self-consciously arty movie important , original talent important and exhilarating important director important documentary important film important in life important message to tell important movie important political documentary important to him importantly , impossible impossible , irrevocable choices impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . impossible romance impossible spot impossible task impossible to care about impossible to care whether that boast is true impossible to claim that it is '' Based on a True Story '' impossible to claim that it is '' Based on a True Story '' with a straight face impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story '' impossible to claim that it is `` Based on a True Story '' with a straight face impossible to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure impossible to ignore impossible to ignore . impossible to indulge the fanciful daydreams of Janice Beard ( Eileen Walsh ) when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant impossible to look away impossible to look away . Ah yes impossible to sit through impossibly impossibly contrived situations impossibly long limbs impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial impostor deviously impress impress about E . T impress about E.T. impress even those viewers who have little patience for Euro-film pretension impressed impressed by how many tit-for-tat retaliatory responses the filmmakers allow before pulling the plug on the conspirators and averting an American-Russian Armageddon impressed by the skill of the actors involved in the enterprise impressed with its own solemn insights impresses impresses almost as much as her work impresses almost as much as her work with Haynes in 1995's Safe impresses almost as much as her work with Haynes in 1995's Safe . impression impressionistic impressive impressive achievement impressive and impressive and highly entertaining impressive and highly entertaining celebration impressive and yet lacking about everything impressive as its American counterpart impressive as its American counterpart , '' In the Bedroom impressive cast list impressive control impressive control , impressive control , both visually and in the writing impressive craftsmanship impressive debut impressive fake documentary impressive for the sights and sounds of the wondrous beats impressive hybrid . impressive images impressive in IMAX dimensions impressive job impressive performances impressive potency impressive results impressive roster impressive stagings impressive style impressive talent impressively impressively delicate range impressively discreet filmmakers impressively true for being so hot-blooded imprisonment improbable improbable as this premise may seem improbable as this premise may seem , Abbass's understated improbable melodrama ( gored bullfighters , comatose ballerinas ) with subtly kinky bedside vigils and sensational denouements , and yet at the end improbably improbably forbearing improbably forbearing wife improperly hammy performance improve the over-the-top mix improved improved . improved upon improved upon the first improved upon the first and improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper improvement improves improves on it , improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor improves upon the original hit movie improvisations improvise and scream improvise and scream their way around this movie directionless , lacking any of the rollicking dark humor so necessary improvise and scream their way around this movie directionless , lacking any of the rollicking dark humor so necessary to make this kind of idea work on screen improvise like a jazzman improvised on a day-to-day basis during production impudent in '' Trouble in ( the characters ' ) misery in ( this ) meandering and pointless French coming-of-age import from writer-director Anne-Sophie Birot in 1958 Brooklyn in 2002 , such revelations wilt in 2002 , such revelations wilt . in 8 Crazy Nights than a proctologist is apt to encounter in an entire career in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution in Bibi's generic angst in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance in Case of Fire in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly in China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie in Dallas that assembles an elaborate haunted house each year to scare in Derry in European markets , where Mr . Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms . Shu is an institution in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution in Heaven in Imamura's lively and enjoyable cultural mix in Imax 3-D , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography in Imax 3-D , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography . in Insomnia . He does this so well in Ireland over a man in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes in Janice's behavior in Jerry Bruckheimer's putrid pond of retread action twaddle in Laramie following the murder of Matthew Shepard in Lovely and Amazing in Manhattan , Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt in Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles in Mr. Spielberg's 1993 classic in Narc , they find new routes through a familiar neighborhood in Northern Ireland in favour of an approach in Possession in Reno . '' Go in Risky Business has an actor made such a strong impression in his underwear . in Saigon in 1952 . That's its first sign of trouble in Schaeffer's quiver of ineptitudes in Sorority Boys , whose makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over in Talk to Her , the women are down for the count in The Philadelphia Story ? David Spade in Trapped in Trouble Every Day in U.S. relocation camps in Venice in White's intermittently wise script in `` Unfaithful in a '60s in a bad-movie way in a beautiful city viewed through the eyes of a character who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive in a bid to hold our attention in a big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film in a big way in a black man getting humiliated by a pack of dogs who are smarter than him in a blur of dead ends and distracting camera work in a caper that's neither original nor terribly funny in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage in a class by itself in a class with Spike Lee's masterful in a collectively stellar performance in a coma in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . in a culture in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema in a dark room with something cool in a dead-end existence in a delightful blend of sweet romance in a difficult-to-swallow setting in a disjointed , substandard fashion from one in a doctor's office , emergency room , hospital bed or insurance company office in a downward narcotized spiral in a drama so clumsy in a dysfunctional family in a fairly irresistible package full of privileged moments and memorable performances in a fascinating , intelligent manner in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce in a fat man's navel in a ferocious debate for years in a film that doesn't merit it in a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget in a flashy , empty sub-music video style in a flat manner in a fresh way in a giant pile of elephant feces in a give-me-an-Oscar kind of way in a good way in a grisly sort of way in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- in a hot sake half-sleep in a joyous communal festival of rhythm in a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture in a laugh-out-loud way in a light-hearted way the romantic problems in a literal and spiritual torpor in a long , long time in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes in a low-key , organic way that encourages you to accept it as life and go with its flow in a mask , Splat-Man ! Good old-fashioned slash-and-hack in a memorable ensemble piece in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis in a mess of purposeless violence in a modern context in a more ambitious movie in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance in a movie that works against itself in a movie this bad in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave in a nasty sea in a natural , unforced style that makes its characters in a neat way in a new way in a one-note performance in a patch somewhere between mirthless Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film in a plot as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets in a poorly in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl in a pristine movie neverland in a profound way , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir in a rain coat shopping for cheap porn in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc in a random series of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc. in a regurgitation in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell in a sardine can '' warped logic in a sea of visual and verbal clichés in a sense , that's a liability . in a sense of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions in a series of achronological vignettes whose cumulative effect is chilling in a series of relentlessly nasty situations in a series of very bad special effects in a shabby script in a sick , twisted sort of way in a sincere performance in a slap-happy mood in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges in a spunky , spirited fashion in a standard plot in a story that , though meant to be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , never in a stunning fusion of music and images in a superficial way , while never sure in a sweet and charming way in a tasteful , intelligent manner in a thriller , and the performances in a tired old setting in a trash can in a trash can ? in a vat of failed jokes , twitchy acting , and general boorishness in a very real and amusing give-and-take in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion in a visual style that is willfully overwrought in a way in a way even its exacting author might admire in a way few current films do in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span in a way that bespeaks an expiration date passed a long time ago in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us in a way that is surprisingly enjoyable in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement in a way that seems compelling and even original in a way that speaks forcefully enough about the mechanisms of poverty to transcend the rather simplistic filmmaking in a way that verges on the amateurish in a well-balanced fashion in a wind-tunnel and a simply astounding cor-blimey-luv-a-duck cockney accent in a word : disappointment . in a world of meaningless activity in action in addition to being very funny in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary in all , Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . in all , Brown Sugar is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . It will guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face . in all , a great party in all , an interesting look at the life of the campaign-trail press , especially ones that don't really care for the candidate in all its director's cut glory in all its director's cut glory , in all its strange quirks in all of its banality in all of their pity and terror in all the best possible ways in all the right ways in all the wrong places in almost every possible way -- from the writing and direction to the soggy performances -- tossed off in amazement over the fact in amusing us in an admittedly middling film in an attempt in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place in an easily accessible way in an emotionally unavailable rut in an entirely irony-free zone and Bale reduced mainly to batting his sensitive eyelids in an era dominated by cold , loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas , one is struck less by its lavish grandeur than by its intimacy and precision . in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way in an impossible spot in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario in an inarticulate screenplay in an increasingly important film industry and in an increasingly important film industry and worth the look in an independent film of satiric fire and emotional turmoil in an intricate plot in an intriguing bit of storytelling in an irresistible junior-high way , in an off-kilter , dark , vaguely disturbing way in an off-kilter , dark , vaguely disturbing way . in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters in and of himself funny in answering them in any way demeaning its subjects in anything ever , and easily the most watchable film of the year in artful , watery tones of blue , green and brown in as flat in as much humor as pathos in bad filmmaking in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee in bad stage dialogue in balletic explosion that implies an underlying order throughout the chaos in beautifully articulated portrayals in between the most impossibly dry account of Kahlo's life imaginable in bizarre unjustified fashion in bone-crushing screwups in borders in boredom in breaking codes and making movies . in broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios in by the sympathetic characters in charm in charm , wit and invention in chilling style in cinema history as the only movie ever in which the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. in clarity in clichés and mawkish dialogue in conflict with itself in constant fits of laughter in control of both his medium and his message in conveying its social message in convoluted melodrama in creating an emotionally complex , dramatically satisfying heroine in creating the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light in crisis in crisis -- and of two girls whose friendship is severely tested by bad luck and their own immaturity in crude humor in cynicism every bit in dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm in delicious colors in delivering a dramatic slap in the face that's simultaneously painful and refreshing in denial about in depth it makes up for with its heart in deriding James Bond for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club in detail , gorgeously shot and beautifully in diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master to lowly studio hack in dire need of a Diesel fix in director Randall Wallace's flag-waving war flick with a core of decency in disgust in doubt in druggy trance-noir and trumped-up street credibility in each other also is difficult to fathom in earnest dramaturgy in effective if cheap moments of fright and dread in emptiness in engaging the audience in the travails of creating a screenplay in enough clever and unexpected in entertaining in events that could easily crush it forever in excess layers of hipness in execution in execution it is all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity in extremely bad taste in eye-popping visuals in fact , the best in recent memory in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion in favor in favor of mushy obviousness in favor of sentimental war movies in fighting trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor in films in films over and over again in fine performances in flat scares and bad acting in for a real winner , creativity at its peak in form in formal settings with motionless characters in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast in formula crash-and-bash action in four years in freshening the play in from an episode of miami vice in frustration in full consciousness in future years as an eloquent memorial in general and theatrical phenomenon of Hell Houses in particular in genre cliches in getting under the skin of her characters in good fun in good measure in gorgeous places in gorgeous visuals in grand , uncomplicated fashion in grand passion in gratuitous sexualization in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type in gross-out gags in gross-out humor in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned in her most charmless in her sulky , calculating Lolita turn in her unfinished story in hero worship in himself in hindsight , it isn't even all that dumb in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon in his chilling , unnerving film in his documentary To Be and to Have , easily one of the best films of the year in his first film in his first film , set himself a task he is not nearly up to in his grave , along with my stomach in his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance in his most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance , grounds even the softest moments in the angry revolt of his wit in his right mind in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the Holocaust escape story , Minac drains his movie of all individuality in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story , minac in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story , minac drains his movie of all individuality in how much they engage and even touch us in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit in increasingly incoherent fashion in insightful , empathetic performances in insignificance in insipid vulgarity in integrating the characters in the foreground into the extraordinarily rich landscape in its ` message-movie ' posturing in its adherence to the Disney philosophy of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid in its affectionate depiction of the gentle war between a reluctant , irresponsible man and the kid who latches onto him in its attempts in its bold presentation in its characterizations in its characters ' frustrations in its chicken heart , in its chicken heart , crush goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises in its chicken heart , crush goes to absurd lengths to duck the very issues it raises . in its child-centered , claustrophobic context , it can be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing in its child-centered , claustrophobic context , it can be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing . in its coincidences in its combination of entertainment and evangelical in its committed dumbness in its complexity . Nothing in its courageousness , and comedic employment in its crapulence in its current incarnation , Storytelling never quite gets over its rather lopsided conception in its deft portrait of tinseltown in its dumbness in its effort to modernize it with encomia to diversity and tolerance in its final surprising shots in its lack of poetic frissons in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness in its laid-back way in its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction of everyday people , relaxed in its perfect quiet pace in its observation of just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work in its over-the-top way in its own aloof , unreachable way it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second in its own aloof , unreachable way it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second . in its own direction in its own simplicity in its own way in its own way , Rabbit-Proof Fence is a quest story as grand as The Lord of the Rings in its perfect quiet pace in its place a sweetness , clarity and emotional openness that recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism in its poetic symbolism in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form in its purest form in its quiet , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace in its rhythms and resonance in its sparkling beauty in its splendor in its ugly and diverse forms in its vision of nascent industrialized world politics as a new art form , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit for this movie in its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor in its yearning for the days in itself , is extraordinary . in jeopardy in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience in just such a dungpile that you'd swear you in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy in kicking around a raison d'etre that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast in looking at the comic effects of jealousy in love with a girl in love with its own cleverness in love with myth in lovely costumes , Southern California locations and star power in luck in luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago in making me groggy in manipulation and mayhem in many ways , an admirable achievement in many ways a conventional , even predictable remake in many ways the perfect festival film : a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience in marriage in matters of the heart in me in memory in middle-of-the-road blandness in milking a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title in mind an ( emotionally at least ) adolescent audience demanding regular shocks and bouts of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested in modern alienation in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo in more ways that one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty in narcissism and self-congratulation in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute in nearly every scene in nearly every scene , but to diminishing effect in need of a scented bath in need of polishing in need of some trims and a more chemistry between its stars in no small part thanks to Lau in no time at all in no way original , or even all that memorable , but as downtown Saturday matinee brain candy in not taking the Shakespeare parallels quite far enough in on how bad the movie is in on the resourceful amnesiac in one forum or another in our hearts for acceptance in our increasingly frightening theocracy in pain in part because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin in part to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor in peace in perfect balance in perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters , who are alternately touching and funny in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience in picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . in place for a great film noir in pointlessness in power in retrospect in practically every facet of inept filmmaking in practice it's something else altogether -- clownish and offensive and nothing at all like real life in prehistoric hilarity in pretty Irish settings in private in producing that most frightening of all movies -- a mediocre horror film too bad to be good and too good to be bad in providing a disquiet world the long-dreaded completion of the Police Academy series in rapt attention in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile in reality it's one tough rock . in reality they are not enough in recompense : A few early laughs scattered around a plot in remembrance in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers in retelling a historically significant , and personal , episode detailing how one international city welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees while the world's democracie in reverse in rhetoric and cliché in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality in search of a better movie experience in search of a movie : how to get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices in search of a story in search of purpose or even a plot in self - and audience-abuse in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue in sham actor workshops and an affected malaise in sheer , unrelenting wretchedness in short in short , isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10 in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10,000 times in situations that aren't funny in some delightful work on indie projects in some evocative shades in some terrific setpieces in something lighter and sunnier in sorrow in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic in spite of clearly evident poverty and hardship in spite of its predictability in spite of numerous minor flaws in spite of numerous minor flaws , Scorsese's best in more than a decade in spite of numerous minor flaws , Scorsese's best in more than a decade . in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist in subtle plot maneuvers in such a gloriously goofy way in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care in such a potentially sudsy set-up in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end in such odd plot in such silliness as that snake-down-the-throat business and the inevitable shot of Schwarzenegger in suspense , surprise and consistent emotional conviction in swank apartments , clothes and parties in tact in tatters in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal in terms of its style , the movie is in a class by itself in terms of style and ethnicity , prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time in terms of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates in that are generally not heard on television in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches in that oh-so-important category , The Four Feathers comes up short in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation in that something's horribly wrong in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes in the in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile in the Midwest that held my interest precisely because it didn't try to in the Picture '' in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison in the annals of cinema in the arguments of competing lawyers in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts in the best Irish sense in the best possible senses of both those words in the best sense in the best sense of the term . in the best way in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D in the broiling sun for a good three days in the business in the car , bitch , in the central relationship in the characters you see in the cinematic equivalent of tabloid journalism in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz in the conception than it does in the execution in the course of reviewing art-house obscurities and slam-bam action flicks , a jaded critic smacks into something truly new . in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music in the crotch , elbows in the face and spit in the eye in the current climate of mergers and downsizing in the death penalty , not just the inherent immorality in the dullest kiddie flicks in the ease with which it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy in the end , Pumpkin is far more offensive than it is funny in the end , is nothing new in the end , it is almost a good movie in the end , it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast in the end , might be all the more infuriating in the end , you feel alive - which is what they did in the end an honorable , interesting failure in the end it's as sweet as Greenfingers in the endlessly inventive , fiercely competitive world of hip-hop DJs in the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary in the face and spit in the eye in the face of the character's blank-faced optimism in the face that's simultaneously painful and refreshing in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain in the film's drumbeat about authenticity , given the stale plot and pornographic way the film revels in swank apartments , clothes and parties in the film's verbal pokes in the film , which gives you an idea just how bad it was in the film that surprises or delights in the form of dazzling pop entertainment in the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers in the hands of a brutally honest individual like Prophet Jack in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller in the immediate aftermath of the terrorist attacks in the interests of doing them good in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today in the kind of low-key way that allows us to forget that they are actually movie folk in the kind of prechewed racial clichés that have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics in the knowledge imparted in the larger picture it paints - of a culture in conflict with itself , with the thin veneer of nationalism that covers our deepest , media-soaked fears in the last few cloying moments in the latest in the lazy Bloodwork in the lead in the life of the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker in the lively , convincing dialogue in the lively , convincing dialogue she creates for her characters in the long , dishonorable history of quickie teen-pop exploitation in the long , dishonorable history of quickie teen-pop exploitation , in the long , dishonorable history of quickie teen-pop exploitation , like mike in the long , dishonorable history of quickie teen-pop exploitation , like mike stands out for its only partly synthetic decency . in the long-winded heist comedy in the majesty of Tolkien's writing in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not in the manner in which it addresses current terrorism anxieties and sidesteps them at the same time in the manner of a Golden Book sprung to life in the manner of a golden book sprung to life in the media in the middle , the film compels , in the middle , the film compels , as Demme experiments in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run in the middle of hopeful in the mind of the killer in the mixture , the intoxicating masala , of cultures and film genres in the mood for a melodrama narrated by talking fish in the mood for an intelligent weepy in the most blithe exchanges gives the film its lingering tug in the most depressing places in the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater in the murk of its own making in the mysterious spring but in the richness of its performances in the nicest possible way in the not-exactly - stunning insight that crime doesn't pay in the nuances of pain in the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers in the pants in the pile of useless actioners in the pile of useless actioners from MTV schmucks who don't know how to tell a story for more than four minutes in the place where a masterpiece should be in the post-Full Monty world in the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile in the present in the prime of their talent in the privileged position of eavesdropping in the process comes out looking like something wholly original in the process created a masterful work of art of their own in the pulsating thick of a truly frightening situation in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . a touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back in the reassuring manner of a beautifully sung holiday carol in the richness of its performances in the right direction in the right place in the right place ... innocent and well-meaning in the rush of slapstick thoroughfare in the same old story in the screenplay to keep the film entertaining in the series in the service of the lovers who inhabit it in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year in the simple telling in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting in the solemnity with which it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period in the songs translate well to film in the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers in the story and the somewhat predictable plot in the sun in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . in the thin soup of canned humor in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth in the tiny events that could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice in the title Pokémon 4ever is terrifying in the tradition in the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play in the travails of creating a screenplay in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers in the true potential of the medium in the truest sense in the unfolding crisis in the unhurried , low-key style in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive in the very top rank of French filmmakers in the way it exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap in the way of a too-conscientious adaptation in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death in the way of what should be the lighter-than-air adventure in the way that makes you ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important , warm without ever succumbing to sentimentality in the way the Ivan character accepts the news of his illness so quickly but still finds himself unable to react in the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity in the worst elements of all of them in the worst sense of the expression in the worst way in the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , or the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production in their cheap , B movie way in their cheap , B movie way , they succeed in their own idiosyncratic way , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium in their recklessness in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world in these characters ' foibles a timeless and unique perspective in thick clouds of denial in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible in this animated sweet film in this case one man's treasure could prove to be another man's garbage in this case the Beast should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and steals the show in this checklist of teamwork cliches in this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon in this crass , low-wattage endeavor in this crude '70s throwback in this dreary mess in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs in this elegant entertainment in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears in this every-joke-has - been-told-a in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie in this fascinating portrait of a modern Lothario in this film , every shot enhances the excellent performances in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted in this film , which may be why it works as well as it does in this flat effort in this forgettable effort in this gut-buster in this high-tech age in this high-tech age , speaking its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass in this intelligent and restrained coming-of-age drama in this intelligent and restrained coming-of-age drama . in this interesting study of the cultural mores of Georgian Jews in Tel Aviv in this jumbled mess in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best in this less-than-magic kingdom in this literate French comedy , she's as morning-glory exuberant as she was in Amélie in this marvelous film in this oddly sweet comedy about jokester highway patrolmen in this performance in this predictable thriller in this pretentious mess in this properly intense , claustrophobic tale of obsessive love in this regard , On Guard delivers in this regard , On Guard delivers . in this remarkable and memorable film in this romantic comedy in this run-of-the-mill vehicle in this sense the movie becomes a study of the gambles of the publishing world , offering a case study that exists apart from all the movie's political ramifications in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed in this startlingly unfunny comedy in this summer's new action film in this tepid genre offering in this uncompromising insight in this wildly uneven movie in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo in three gags in White's intermittently wise script in three words : Thumbs Friggin ' Down in tight pants and big tits in tired stereotypes in to the urge to get on your feet and shake it in today's cinema du sarcasm in too many conflicts in treading the line between sappy and sanguine in truth , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy in truth , cruel as it may sound , he makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy . in trying to be daring and original , it in trying to be daring and original , it comes off as only occasionally satirical and never fresh in trying to be daring and original , it comes off as only occasionally satirical and never fresh . in trying to capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances , the film has -- ironically - distanced us from the characters in trying to have the best of both worlds it ends up falling short as a whole in two separate groups , those reaching for more tissues and those begging for mercy in undergraduate doubling subtexts and ridiculous stabs in understanding a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal in unexpected ways , touching in unobtrusively in various wet T-shirt and shower scenes in virtually every scene in waiting to hear how John Malkovich's reedy consigliere will pronounce his next line in watching a child suffer in watching the resourceful Molly stay a step ahead of her pursuers in ways that Soderbergh's best films , '' Erin Brockovich , '' in wedgie heaven . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning in welcome perspective in what's supposed to be a comedy in what is essentially an extended soap opera in which a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? in which a high school swimming pool substitutes for a bathtub in which a renowned filmmaker attempts to show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people in which a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth in which an ominous , pervasive , and unknown threat lurks just below the proceedings and adds an almost constant mindset of suspense in which children on both sides of the ever-escalating conflict have their say away from watchful parental eyes , in which fear and frustration are provoked to intolerable levels in which he would cut out figures from drawings and photographs and paste them together in which it studiously avoids provoking thought in which laughter and self-exploitation merge into jolly soft-porn 'em powerment in which most of the characters forget their lines in which opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it in which special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences in which the hero might have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize in which the kids in the house will be gored in which the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. in which the script and characters hold sway in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise in which the talent is undeniable in which this fascinating -- and timely -- content comes wrapped in which two not very absorbing characters are engaged in a romance in which underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs in world cinema in your face for two hours in your heart in-depth portrait in-jokes for the adults in-your-face family drama and black comedy in-your-face wallow inability to create interest inability to stand in for true , lived experience inactive inadequate inadequate performance inadequately inadequately motivated inadvertent inadvertent ones inadvertently sidesplitting it inane inane , humorless and under-inspired inane , humorless and under-inspired . inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions inane and inane and awful inane and unimaginative inane images keep popping past your head inane ramblings inanely for two hours inanities inappropriate inappropriate and wildly undeserved inarticulate inauthentic inauthentic at its core incandescent tones and stupendous performances incapable incapable of being boring incapable of controlling his crew incapable of conveying any emotion incarnated in the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater incarnates the prophetic book incarnates the prophetic book in a way incarnates the prophetic book in a way even its exacting author might admire incarnates the prophetic book in a way even its exacting author might admire . incendiary , deeply thought-provoking look incendiary genius incendiary movie incessant incessant , so-five-minutes-ago pop music incessant coarseness and banality incessant use incessant whining incessantly incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one inchoate but already eldritch Christian Right propaganda machine incidents incinerates Frank Capra's classic incisive and incisive and sensitive inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) include extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes , which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays include the 5 o'clock shadow on the tall wooden kid as he skips off to school include the complexity of the Catholic doctrine includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick , '' Orange County '' includes one of the strangest includes some of the top actors working in independent film includes the line ` My stepdad's not mean , he's just adjusting ' including a knockout of a closing line including a knockout of a closing line ) including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen including the assumption that `` crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny incoherence incoherence and incoherence and redundancy incoherence and sub-sophomoric incoherent incoherent , instantly disposable incoherent , self-indulgent incoherent , self-indulgent mess incoherent jumble incompetent incompetent , incompetent , incoherent or incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap incompetent cops incomprehensible inconceivable inconclusive inconclusive ending incongruous incongruous summer playoff inconsequential inconsequential move inconsistencies inconsistencies is part of the fun . inconsistencies is part of the fun . 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' inspires more inspires more than an interested detachment inspires some ( out-of-field ) creative thought inspiring inspiring , inspiring , especially for aging hippies ( this one included ) inspiring , ironic inspiring , ironic , inspiring , ironic , and inspiring , ironic , and revelatory inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is inspiring accomplished portrayals inspiring and inspiring and heart-affecting inspiring and heart-affecting film inspiring and pure inspiring and pure joy inspiring efforts inspiring hope inspiring or insightful inspiring tale instant camp classic instantly disposable instantly forgettable instantly forgettable and instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull instantly forgettable snow-and-stuntwork extravaganza instantly know whodunit instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair instead comes closer to the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel instead comes closer to the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel . instead comes far closer than many movies to expressing the way many of us live -- someplace between consuming self-absorption and insistently demanding otherness . instead found their Sturges . instead gets ( sci-fi ) rehash instead go rent '' Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance . instead go rent `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance instead has all the lyricism of a limerick scrawled in a public restroom instead into a somber chamber drama instead of a title instead of dead brilliant instead of just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags instead of kicking off the intrigue and suspense and mystery of the whole thing instead of kicking off the intrigue and suspense and mystery of the whole thing , instead of letting the laughs instead of letting the laughs come as they may , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick instead of letting the laughs come as they may , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick . instead of shaping the material to fit the story instead of speaking to each other instead of trusting the material instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing instead opts for a routine slasher film that was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through . instead pummel the audience instead the director treats us to an aimless hodgepodge instead to theaters . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter instinctively crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs institutionalized slavery institutionalized slavery that ties a black-owned record label with a white-empowered police force instructive instructs a younger lad in Zen and the art of getting laid in this prickly indie comedy of manners and misanthropy insubstantial insubstantial plot insufferable insufferable ball insufferable movie insufferable the character insufferable the character is insufferably insufferably tedious and turgid insufficiently insufficiently cathartic insult insult the intelligence of everyone insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience insulted insulting insulting , or childish insultingly insultingly inept and artificial insultingly inept and artificial examination insultingly innocuous insultingly simplistic insultingly unbelievable insultingly unbelievable final act insults insurance insurance company office integral part integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy integrating the characters integrating the characters in the foreground integrating the characters in the foreground into the extraordinarily rich landscape integrity integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated intellect intellect and intellect and feeling intellect than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens intellectual and intellectual and emotional intellectual and emotional impact intellectual and emotional pedigree intellectual bankruptcy intellectual entertainment intellectual gamesmanship intellectual lector in contemplation of the auteur's professional injuries intellectual masterpieces intellectually and logistically intellectually and logistically a mess . intellectually stultifying intelligence intelligence , wit or innovation intelligence and intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary intelligence and intensity intelligence and non-reactionary morality intelligence and originality intelligence and subtlety intelligence and verve intelligence and wit intelligence or invention intelligent intelligent , intelligent , and intelligent , and humanly funny film intelligent , and humanly funny film . intelligent , earnest , intimate film intelligent , life-affirming script intelligent , moving and invigorating intelligent , moving and invigorating film intelligent , multi-layered and profoundly humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation intelligent , realistic portrayal intelligent , romantic and rapturous intelligent , stylish intelligent , stylish moviemaking intelligent , well-made B movie intelligent . intelligent French drama intelligent and intelligent and considered in its details intelligent and considered in its details , intelligent and considered in its details , but intelligent and deeply intelligent and restrained intelligent and restrained coming-of-age drama intelligent entertainment intelligent fiction intelligent film intelligent flick intelligent grasp intelligent high school intelligent humor intelligent jazz-playing exterminator intelligent manner intelligent movie intelligent observations intelligent people intelligent psychological drama intelligent psychological drama . intelligent romantic comedy intelligent romantic thriller intelligent screenplay intelligent script intelligent subtlety intelligently intelligentsia intelligible story intended for the home video market intended the film to be more than that intended to make it shine intense intense , brooding character study intense , claustrophobic intense and intense and effective intense and effective film intense and engrossing intense and engrossing head-trip intense and thrilling intense and thrilling at times intense experience intense political and psychological thriller intense scrutiny for 104 minutes intensely lived intensely personal intensifying intensifying escapist adventure intentional and unintentional comedy intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix intentionally low intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures inter-species interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . interest almost solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals . That's not vintage Spielberg interest and empathy interest can not be revived . interest onscreen interested interested in Anne Geddes , John Grisham , and Thomas Kincaid interested in entertaining itself interested in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience interested in recycling old cliches interested in the sights and sounds of battle interesting interesting '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' interesting , even sexy interesting , even sexy premise interesting . interesting and interesting and accessible interesting and at times interesting and at times captivating interesting and confirming interesting and entertaining interesting and fun interesting and fun to see Goodall and her chimpanzees on the bigger-than-life screen interesting and good interesting and likable interesting and often interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory interesting as a character study is the fact that the story is told from Paul's perspective interesting bit interesting but constantly unfulfilling interesting character interesting character to begin with interesting characters interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot interesting cinematic devices interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor interesting concept interesting conflicted characters interesting controversy interesting developments interesting dynamic interesting effort interesting elements interesting enough interesting enough to make a sinner interesting failure interesting in Unfaithful interesting in concept interesting look interesting matters interesting matters of identity and heritage interesting meditation interesting movie interesting or suspenseful interesting psychological game interesting real people interesting results interesting slice interesting social interesting social parallel and defiant aesthetic interesting story interesting storyline interesting storytelling devices interesting study interesting subject interesting technical interesting technical exercise interesting than any of the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions interesting than the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run interesting time interesting to Ram Dass interesting to see where one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity interesting to witness the conflict from the Palestinian side interesting topic interesting trying to find out interesting work interestingly interfering interlocked stories drowned by all too clever complexity interminable , shapeless documentary interminably it's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time intermittent fun intermittent unease intermittently engrossing intermittently engrossing and intermittently engrossing and unflaggingly creative . intermittently good intermittently good time intermittently good time . Feel free to go get intermittently good time . Feel free to go get popcorn whenever he's not onscreen intermittently hilarious intermittently pleasing intermittently pleasing but mostly routine intermittently powerful intermittently powerful study intermittently wise international acclaim interplay and utter lack interpret the film's end as hopeful or optimistic interpreting the play as a call for pity and sympathy interrupted interview subjects who will construct a portrait of Castro so predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda interview with the assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic interview with the assassin is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic , interwoven intimacy and precision intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree intimate , good-humored ethnic comedy intimate , unguarded moments intimate and character-driven intimate and character-driven film intimate and intelligent intimate and quaint intimate and quaint reality intimate and socially encompassing intimate and the dialogue intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . intimate and therefore bolder intimate and universal cinema intimate contemplation intimate feeling intimate film intimate heart intimate than spectacular intimidated by both her subject matter intimidated by both her subject matter and intimidated by both her subject matter and the period trappings of this debut venture into the heritage business intimidating into How Long Is This Movie ? into Romeo and Juliet\/West Side Story territory , where it plainly has no business going into Rules expecting a slice of American Pie hijinks starring the kid from Dawson's Creek into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller ' into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long into a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny into a believable mother\/daughter pair into a black hole of dullness into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy into a cinematic poem into a classic genre into a comedy graveyard into a deadly bore into a dreary , humorless soap opera into a dull , ridiculous attempt at heart-tugging into a dullard into a fascinating part of theater history into a few evocative images and striking character traits into a film wreck into a future they won't much care about into a genre that has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet remains uniquely itself , vibrant with originality into a gentle waking coma into a gorgeously atmospheric meditation on life-changing chance encounters into a grim future that doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary into a gut-wrenching examination of the way cultural differences and emotional expectations collide into a hectic soap about the ups and downs of the heavy breathing between the two artists into a landmark role into a laugh-free lecture into a lean , economical movie into a lyrical and celebratory vision into a mostly magnificent directorial career into a mostly magnificent directorial career , Clint Eastwood's efficiently minimalist style into a movie -- a bad one into a movie which obviously didn't invest much into itself either into a mundane '70s disaster flick into a pious , preachy soap opera into a poem of art , music and metaphor into a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable into a really funny movie into a roll that could have otherwise been bland and run of the mill into a rousing treatise of sensual empowerment into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled '' Glory : A Soldier's Story into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled `` Glory : A Soldier's Story into a rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy tale of hidden invasion into a sane and breathtakingly creative film into a significant character study that is both moving and wise into a smart new comedy into a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie into a terribly obvious melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project for lead actress Andie MacDowell into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda into a tragic coming-of-age saga punctuated by bursts of animator Todd McFarlane's superhero dystopia into a typical romantic triangle into a warmed over pastiche into ambiguity and creating mood into an A-list director into an Argentine retread of `` Iris '' or `` American Beauty into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich into an emotionally satisfying exploration of the very human need into an engrossing thriller almost in spite of itself into an evanescent , seamless and sumptuous stream of consciousness into an excruciating film into an inhalant blackout into an insider's lingo and mindset into an insular world that gives the lie to many clichés and showcases a group of dedicated artists into an intense and engrossing head-trip into an intricate , intimate and intelligent journey into an ocean of trouble into an otherwise mediocre film into an uneasy blend of Ghost and Close Encounters of the Third Kind into an urban Hades into becoming a world-class fencer into bizarre , implausible behavior into brutally labored and unfunny hokum into by-the-numbers territory into clichés into combat hell into comedy futility into corny sentimentality into elaborate choreography into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable into everyman's romance comedy into feel-good territory into forced fuzziness into genuine artistic befuddlement into heaven into his nicely nuanced narrative into hogwash into hokum into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip into its intriguing subject into melancholia into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy into one good one into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies into one of the toughest ages a kid can go through into one terrific story with lots of laughs into overkill into parapsychological phenomena and the soulful nuances into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement into pomposity and pretentiousness into predictably treacherous situations into rambling incoherence into recruiting the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes into sham truths into sham truths and routine '' indie '' filmmaking into sham truths and routine '' indie '' filmmaking , Freundlich has made just another safe movie into sodden melodrama , punctuated by violins into some Univac-like script machine into something more recyclable than significant into something of considerable power into something provocative , rich , and strange into something strangely diverting into something truly new into splatter movies into sub-Tarantino cuteness into such fresh territory into sugary sentiment and withholds delivery on the pell-mell into that annoying specimen of humanity into the 21st into the `` A '' range , as is into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story into the art film pantheon into the category of Good Stupid Fun into the complexities of the Middle East struggle and into the deepest recesses of the character to unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear into the disjointed , haphazard script into the extraordinarily rich landscape into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds into the kiddie sensibilities into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim into the mind of Jeffrey Dahmer , serial killer into the mindless XXX mold into the modern rut of narrative banality into the nature of faith into the neurotic mindset of all comics -- even those who have reached the absolute top of the game into the passive-aggressive psychology of co-dependence and the struggle for self-esteem into the realm of an improbable thriller into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes into the sort of heartache everyone into the stronger of the two films into the structure of relationships into the subculture of extreme athletes whose derring-do puts the X into the games into the trap of pretention into the upper echelons of the directing world into the urban heart into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography into the world of ambivalence and ambiguity into thinking some of this worn-out , pandering palaver is actually funny into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto into this hard and bitter place into this project than it deserves into this somewhat tired premise into this turkey into too many pointless situations into torpor into unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery into what is essentially a '' Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry into what is otherwise a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller into what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day into what was essentially , by campaign's end , an extended publicity department into your heart intolerable intolerable company intolerable levels intolerance has the power to deform families , then tear them apart intolerant intoxicating intoxicating atmosphere intoxicating atmosphere and intoxicating documentary intoxicating documentary charting the rise of hip-hop culture in general and the art of scratching ( or turntablism ) in particular intoxicating show intoxicatingly sexy , violent , self-indulgent and maddening intrepid intrepid hero intrepid hero ? 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Or Tom Green as Han Solo ? intrepid in exploring an attraction that crosses sexual identity intricate , intimate and intelligent intricate , intimate and intelligent journey intricate connections intricate elegance intricate intellectual gamesmanship intricate magic intricate plot intricate preciseness intricately intricately constructed intricately structured and well-realized intricately structured and well-realized drama intrigue intrigue , treachery intrigue , treachery and murder intrigue and human-scale characters intrigued intrigues and intrigues and even fascinates us intriguing intriguing , bizarre intriguing , observant intriguing , provocative intriguing , provocative stuff intriguing ambiguity intriguing and intriguing and alluring intriguing and alluring premise intriguing and entertaining intriguing and entertaining introduction intriguing and honorable intriguing and honorable , intriguing and realistic intriguing bit intriguing characters intriguing characters and intriguing characters and a sad ending intriguing characters and a sad ending . intriguing cinematic omnibus intriguing curiosity intriguing enough intriguing glimpses intriguing look intriguing movie experiences intriguing plot intriguing premise intriguing questions intriguing snapshot intriguing species intriguing story intriguing subject intriguing thriller intriguing twist intriguing what-if premise intriguing window intriguingly contemplative intrinsically funny intrinsically funny about Sir Anthony Hopkins saying ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer introduce video as art introduces introduces a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror introduces a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror . introduces characters who illuminate mysteries of sex , duty and love introduces some intriguing ambiguity introduces viewers to a good charitable enterprise and some interesting real people introduces you to new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers introducing an intriguing and alluring premise introducing an intriguing and alluring premise , introducing an intriguing and alluring premise , only to fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix introspective and introspective and entertaining introspective portrait introverted young men with fantasy fetishes intuitively that even morality is reduced to an option by the ultimate mysteries of life and death invade an abundance of mindsets invaluable historical document thanks invaluable record invaluable service invariably shake up the formula and make it more interesting . invented invented to describe exactly how bad it is inventing inventive inventive , inventive , consistently intelligent inventive , consistently intelligent and inventive , consistently intelligent and sickeningly savage inventive , fiercely competitive inventive action sequences inventive and inventive and artful inventive and impressive inventive and mordantly humorous inventive and refreshingly unusual inventive cinematic tricks and inventive cinematic tricks and an ironically killer soundtrack inventive director inventive directors inventive moments inventive photography and cutting inventive photography and cutting , and wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun inventive screenplay inventively inventively detailed inventively detailed and inventively detailed and packed with fleet turns of plot and a feast of visual amazement inventively detailed and packed with fleet turns of plot and a feast of visual amazement . inventiveness invest such subtlety and warmth in an animatronic bear when the humans are acting like puppets invest their hard-earned bucks into a movie which obviously didn't invest much into itself either invested in undergraduate doubling subtexts and ridiculous stabs invested in undergraduate doubling subtexts and ridiculous stabs at existentialism reminding of the discovery of the wizard of God investing in the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , or the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production invigorating invigorating about invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery invisible , nearly psychic nuances , leaping into digressions of memory and desire invite invite some genuine spontaneity into the film invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? invite viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects invited to a classy dinner soiree invited to the party invites unflattering comparisons invites unflattering comparisons to other installments in the Ryan series invites you to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live inviting inviting all the same inviting piece invitingly upbeat invitingly upbeat overture invokes the percussion rhythm , the brass soul and the sense of fierce competition that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games involve a dentist drill involved , involved , starting with Spielberg and going right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together . involved . involved in creating the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light involved in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music involved talent involved with the story involvement involvement , and , if you'll excuse a little critical heresy , too intellectually ambitious involves us because it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives involves us because it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives . involving , inspirational drama involving Aragorn's dreams of Arwen , this is even better than The Fellowship . involving Aragorn's dreams of Arwen , this is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . involving character study involving in its bold presentation involving than this mess involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film involving true story involvingly adult surprises invulnerable as its trademark villain iq points as it races to the finish line irk irk viewers irksome , tiresome nature irksome characters ironic cultural satire ironically , it becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against ironically has little to do with the story , which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler . ironically killer soundtrack irony irony-free irrational irrational , long-suffering but cruel irreconcilable irredeemably awful irredeemably awful . irrelevancy irrelevant irrelevant as on the engaging irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What irreparable irreparably irreparably drags the film down . irrepressible passion irresistible irresistible , languid romanticism irresistible blend irresistible combination irresistible package irresistibly irresistibly than in ` Baran irresistibly uncanny ambience irresponsible irresponsible Sandlerian irresponsible cops irreverent animated space adventure irreverent energy irrevocably bizarre irrevocably bizarre to the point of utter nonsense irritates irritates and irritates and saddens irritates and saddens me irritates and saddens me that Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2 , 500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere irritates and saddens me that Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2 , 500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere . irritates and saddens me that Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere irritates and saddens me that Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere . irritating irritating ( at least to this Western ear ) irritating ( at least to this Western ear ) , irritating ( at least to this Western ear ) , making it awfully hard to buy the impetus for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters irritating , irritating at first irritating character late irritating display irritating films irritating slice irritating soul-searching garbage . irritatingly irritatingly transparent irritatingly unimaginative irritatingly unimaginative retread concept irwin is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs irwin is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs . irwin is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs . there irwin is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs . there are far worse messages to teach a young audience , which will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy . is ( Cattaneo ) sophomore slump is ( Cattaneo ) sophomore slump . is ( long ) gone . is ) a fascinating character is ) a fascinating character , is ) a fascinating character , and is ) a fascinating character , and deserves a better vehicle than this facetious smirk of a movie is ) a fascinating character , and deserves a better vehicle than this facetious smirk of a movie . is ) looking down at your watch and realizing Serving Sara isn't even halfway through is ) looking down at your watch and realizing Serving Sara isn't even halfway through . is ) one of the few reasons to watch the film , which director Gerardo Vera has drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama is ) so stoked to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits is ) so stoked to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits . is ) talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists is ) talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists . is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike . is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike is ) the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein , and I'm just about ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike . is ) why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind is ) why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind . is , I didn't mind all this contrived nonsense a bit is , alas , no Woody Allen . is , also , frequently hilarious is , also , frequently hilarious . is , aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment is , aptly enough , a challenge and a punishment . is , arguably , the most accomplished work to date from Hong Kong's versatile Stanley Kwan is , arguably , the most accomplished work to date from Hong Kong's versatile Stanley Kwan . is , as comedy goes , is , as usual , brilliant is , as usual , brilliant . is , at bottom , a sophisticated flower child's desire to purge the world of the tooth and claw of human power is , by conventional standards , a fairly terrible movie is , by itself , deserving of discussion is , by itself , deserving of discussion . is , despite its alleged provocation post-9 \ \/ 11 , an antique , in the end . As are its star , its attitude and its obliviousness is , despite its alleged provocation post-9 \ \/ 11 , an antique , in the end . As are its star , its attitude and its obliviousness . is , despite its alleged provocation post-9 \/ 11 , an antique , in the end is , despite its alleged provocation post-9 \/ 11 , an antique , in the end . is , for about ten minutes . After is , for about ten minutes . After that it becomes long and tedious like a classroom is , however , is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it . is , in a word , brilliant is , in a word , brilliant as the conflicted Daniel is , in a word , brilliant as the conflicted Daniel . is , in fact , so interesting is , in fact , so interesting that no embellishment is is , in its quiet is , in its quiet , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual is , in its quiet , epic way , daring , inventive and refreshingly unusual . is , in many ways , an admirable achievement is , in many ways , an admirable achievement . is , it's too long and unfocused is , its filmmakers run out of clever ideas and visual gags about halfway through . is , like the military system of justice it portrays , tiresomely regimented is , like the military system of justice it portrays , tiresomely regimented . is , more often then is , overall , far too staid is , quite frankly , an insult to the intelligence of the true genre enthusiast is , quite frankly , an insult to the intelligence of the true genre enthusiast . is , quite pointedly , is , regrettably is , regrettably , is , regrettably , going to have tepid films like Dragonfly tossed at them is , regrettably , going to have tepid films like Dragonfly tossed at them . is , to some degree at least , quintessentially American is , truly and thankfully , a one-of-a-kind work is , truly and thankfully , a one-of-a-kind work . is , we have no idea what in creation is going on is , we have no idea what in creation is going on . is , you'll laugh is -- to its own detriment -- much is -- to its own detriment -- much more a cinematic collage is -RRB- talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists is -RRB- talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists . is -RRB- why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind is -RRB- why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind . is ... determined to treat its characters , weak and strong , as fallible human beings , not caricatures , and to carefully delineate the cost of the inevitable conflicts between human urges and an institution concerned with self-preservation is ... determined to treat its characters , weak and strong , as fallible human beings , not caricatures , and to carefully delineate the cost of the inevitable conflicts between human urges and an institution concerned with self-preservation . is ... very funny as you peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes is ... very funny as you peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes . is 100 % missing here is 75 wasted minutes of Sandler as the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie is 75 wasted minutes of Sandler as the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie . is : ` Scooby ' don't is : ` Scooby ' don't . is A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary is A. . is A. . . is Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever is Caddyshack is Carion's debut feature but his script and direction hums with a confidence is Carion's debut feature but his script and direction hums with a confidence that many spend entire careers trying to reach is Carion's debut feature but his script and direction hums with a confidence that many spend entire careers trying to reach . is Corcuera's attention to detail . is DOA is DOA . is Dawn of the Dead crossed with John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars , with zombies not as ghoulish as the first and trains not as big as the second is Dawn of the Dead crossed with John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars , with zombies not as ghoulish as the first and trains not as big as the second . is De Niro's best film since Meet the Parents is DiCaprio's best performance in anything ever , and easily the most watchable film of the year is DiCaprio's best performance in anything ever , and easily the most watchable film of the year . is Ernest Hemmingway at accelerated speed and volume is Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching is Fontaine's willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching . is Garcia , who perfectly portrays the desperation of a very insecure man . is Great is Hartley's least accessible screed is Hartley's least accessible screed yet is Hartley's least accessible screed yet . is Holofcener's deep , uncompromising curtsy to women she knows , and very likely is is Holofcener's deep , uncompromising curtsy to women she knows , and very likely is . is Holofcener's deep , uncompromising curtsy to women she knows , and very likely is . When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and so , I trust is I was glad when it was over is Imposter makes a better short story than it does a film is Imposter makes a better short story than it does a film . is Japanese and yet feels universal is Leguizamo's best movie work so far , a subtle and richly internalized performance is Leguizamo's best movie work so far , a subtle and richly internalized performance . is Lilia herself . She's a cipher , played by an actress who smiles and frowns but doesn't reveal an inner life is NOT is NOT a retread of '' Dead Poets ' Society . '' is NOT a retread of `` Dead Poets ' Society . is Nicholson's goofy , heartfelt , mesmerizing King Lear is Nicholson's goofy , heartfelt , mesmerizing King Lear . is OK for a movie to be something of a sitcom apparatus is Oedekerk's realization of his childhood dream to be in a martial-arts flick , and proves that sometimes the dreams of youth should remain just that is One Hour Photo's real strength is Oscar-worthy is Oscar-worthy . is Polanski's best film is Polanski's best film . is SO De Palma is SO De Palma . If you love him , you'll like it . is SO De Palma . If you love him , you'll like it . If you don't is Sandler running on empty , repeating what he's already done way too often is Sandler running on empty , repeating what he's already done way too often . is Scott's convincing portrayal of Roger the sad cad that really gives the film its oomph is Scott's convincing portrayal of Roger the sad cad that really gives the film its oomph . is Serry's ability to take what is essentially a contained family conflict and put it into a much larger historical context is Serry's ability to take what is essentially a contained family conflict and put it into a much larger historical context . is Undercover Brother as funny , if not more so , than both Austin Powers films is Wang's pacing that none of the excellent cast are given air to breathe is a City of ruins . is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that is a VH1 Behind the Music special that has something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation is a VH1 Behind the Music special that has something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation . is a bad film is a bad mannered , ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* is a bad mannered , ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* . is a bad movie appearing on behalf of a good cause is a bad movie appearing on behalf of a good cause . is a barely adequate babysitter for older kids is a battle of witlessness between a not-so-bright mother and daughter and an even less capable trio of criminals is a beautiful , aching sadness to it all is a beautiful , aching sadness to it all . is a beautiful , aching sadness to it all . Paul Cox needed to show it . is a beautiful film for people who like their romances to have that French realism is a beautiful film to watch is a beautifully shot , but ultimately flawed film about growing up in Japan . is a better film than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth is a big , juicy role is a big deal , indeed -- at least the third-best , and maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country is a big deal , indeed -- at least the third-best , and maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI : The Undiscovered Country . is a big letdown is a big letdown . is a big time stinker is a big time stinker . is a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing is a bit like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing . is a blast of educational energy is a blast of educational energy , is a blast of educational energy , as bouncy animation and catchy songs escort you through the entire 85 minutes is a blast of educational energy , as bouncy animation and catchy songs escort you through the entire 85 minutes . is a bomb is a bomb . is a bore is a bowser is a bowser . is a brief shooting star of love is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see is a bright , light modern day family parable that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see . is a brilliant movie is a brilliant movie . is a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity is a brilliant movie . It is about irrational , unexplainable life and it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity . is a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience is a brilliantly played , deeply unsettling experience . is a canny crowd pleaser , and The Last Kiss ... provides more than enough sentimental catharsis for a satisfying evening at the multiplex is a canny crowd pleaser , and The Last Kiss ... provides more than enough sentimental catharsis for a satisfying evening at the multiplex . is a career-defining revelation is a career-defining revelation . is a case of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe is a case of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe . is a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal is a celebration of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal . is a certain charm about the film that makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit is a certain sense of experimentation and improvisation to this film that may not always work is a challenging film is a children's film in the truest sense is a children's film in the truest sense . is a cinematic car wreck , a catastrophic collision of tastelessness and gall that nevertheless will leave fans clamoring for another ride is a cinematic car wreck , a catastrophic collision of tastelessness and gall that nevertheless will leave fans clamoring for another ride . is a cinematic misdemeanor is a cinephile's feast , an invitation to countless interpretations is a clear case of preaching to the converted is a clever and captivating romantic comedy with a welcome pinch of tartness is a clever and captivating romantic comedy with a welcome pinch of tartness . is a clever and cutting , quick and dirty look at modern living and movie life is a clever and cutting , quick and dirty look at modern living and movie life . is a cliche is a cold , bliss-less work that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves is a cold , bliss-less work that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves . is a comedy , both gentle and biting is a comedy that's not very funny and an action movie that is not very thrilling ( and an uneasy alliance , at that ) is a comedy that's not very funny and an action movie that is not very thrilling ( and an uneasy alliance , at that ) . is a coming-of-age story with a twist is a commanding screen presence is a commentary about our knowledge of films is a compelling piece that demonstrates just how well children can be trained to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish is a compelling quest for truth is a compelling quest for truth . is a compelling slice of awkward emotions is a competent enough filmmaker is a complete mess is a compliment to Kuras and Miller is a compliment to Kuras and Miller . is a compliment to Kuras and Miller . If I had been thinking about the visual medium , they would have been doing something wrong . is a confusing melange of tones and styles , one moment a romantic trifle and the next a turgid drama is a confusing melange of tones and styles , one moment a romantic trifle and the next a turgid drama . is a contrivance , is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games Japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence is a convincing one is a convincing one , is a convincing one , and is a convincing one , and should give anyone with a conscience reason to pause is a convincing one , and should give anyone with a conscience reason to pause . is a cop-out is a cop-out . is a cop-out . What happens to John Q ? is a copy of a copy of a copy is a crash course in movie mythology is a creepy slice of gothic rural Americana is a creepy slice of gothic rural Americana . is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw is a crock -- or something like it . is a daring work of genius is a daring work of genius . is a dark , gritty , sometimes funny little gem is a dark , gritty , sometimes funny little gem . is a dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder of what ( Evans ) had , lost , and got back is a dazzling , remarkably unpretentious reminder of what ( Evans ) had , lost , and got back . is a dazzling conceptual feat is a decent moral is a decent moral trying to get out is a decomposition of healthy eccentric inspiration and ambition -- wearing a cloak of unsentimental , straightforward text -- when it's really an exercise in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type is a deeply unpleasant experience is a deeply unpleasant experience . is a deftly wrought suspense yarn whose richer shadings work as coloring rather than substance is a deftly wrought suspense yarn whose richer shadings work as coloring rather than substance . is a deliberately unsteady mixture of stylistic elements is a delight is a depressing experience is a desperate miscalculation is a difficult film to shake from your conscience when night falls . is a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish is a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish . is a director to watch is a director to watch . is a disarmingly lived-in movie is a disaster is a disaster , is a disaster , with cloying messages and irksome characters is a disaster , with cloying messages and irksome characters . is a disaster . is a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills is a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . is a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film is a disaster of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film . is a discreet moan of despair about entrapment in the maze of modern life . is a distinct rarity , and an event is a distinct rarity , and an event . is a distinguished and distinctive effort by a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them is a distinguished and distinctive effort by a bona-fide master , a fascinating film replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them . is a diverting -- if predictable -- adventure suitable for a matinee , is a diverting -- if predictable -- adventure suitable for a matinee , with a message is a diverting -- if predictable -- adventure suitable for a matinee , with a message that cautions children about disturbing the world's delicate ecological balance . is a divine monument to a single man's struggle to regain his life , his dignity and his music is a divine monument to a single man's struggle to regain his life , his dignity and his music . is a dud is a dud -- a romantic comedy that's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny is a dud -- a romantic comedy that's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny . is a dud . is a dull , dour documentary on what ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject is a dumb action movie is a dumb action movie . is a fabric of complex ideas here , and feelings that profoundly deepen them is a fabric of complex ideas here , and feelings that profoundly deepen them . is a factor of the last plot device left standing is a failure is a failure . is a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one in which little green men come to Earth for harvesting purposes is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film . is a far smoother ride . is a fascinating document of an event that has to be seen to be believed is a fascinating document of an event that has to be seen to be believed . is a fascinating film is a fascinating film because there is no clear-cut hero and no all-out villain is a fascinating film because there is no clear-cut hero and no all-out villain . is a fascinating little tale is a fascinating little tale . is a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- aimed specifically at a grade-school audience is a fast , frenetic , funny , even punny 6 -- aimed specifically at a grade-school audience . is a feast is a feast for the eyes is a feast for the eyes . is a festival film that would have been better off staying on the festival circuit is a festival film that would have been better off staying on the festival circuit . is a few bits funnier than Malle's dud , if only because the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks is a fierce dance of destruction . Its flame-like , roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude is a fierce dance of destruction . Its flame-like , roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude . is a film -- full of life and small delights -- that has all the wiggling energy of young kitten is a film -- full of life and small delights -- that has all the wiggling energy of young kitten . is a film about the irksome , tiresome nature of complacency that remains utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout is a film brimming with detail and nuance and one that speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever is a film brimming with detail and nuance and one that speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever . is a film far superior to its predecessor is a film far superior to its predecessor . is a film far superior to its predecessor . A movie is a film far superior to its predecessor . A movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda is a film far superior to its predecessor . A movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda . is a film for the under-7 crowd is a film in which the talent is undeniable is a film living far too much in its own head is a film living far too much in its own head . is a film tailor-made for those who when they were in high school would choose the Cliff-Notes over reading a full-length classic is a film that's about as subtle as a party political broadcast is a film that's neither . is a film that defies categorisation is a film that defies categorisation . is a film that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music is a film that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music ... is a film that manages to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography is a film that manages to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography . is a film that should be seen by all , especially those who aren't aware of , or have forgotten about the unmentioned victims of war is a film that should be seen by all , especially those who aren't aware of , or have forgotten about the unmentioned victims of war . is a film that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth is a film that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth . is a film that will have people walking out halfway through is a film well is a film well worth is a film well worth seeing , talking and singing heads and all is a film well worth seeing , talking and singing heads and all . is a filmmaker of impressive talent is a filmmaker of impressive talent . is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him is a filmmaker with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure is a fine , understated piece of filmmaking . is a fine valedictory work for Polanski is a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation is a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation . is a finely written , superbly acted offbeat thriller is a finely written , superbly acted offbeat thriller . is a fleeting and precious commodity no matter how old you are is a flop with the exception of about six gags that really work is a flop with the exception of about six gags that really work . is a form of bravery is a form of bravery . For this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- Chelsea Walls deserves a medal is a former film editor is a fragmented film is a fragmented film , is a fragmented film , once a good idea that was followed by the bad idea to turn it into a movie . is a frat boy's idea of a good time is a frighteningly fascinating contradiction is a frighteningly fascinating contradiction . is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) and an old Payne screenplay is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) and an old Payne screenplay . is a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions -- a lunar mission with no signs of life is a fudged opportunity of gigantic proportions -- a lunar mission with no signs of life . is a fun is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality is a fun and funky look into an artificial creation in a world that thrives on artificiality . is a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast is a funny , puzzling movie ambiguous enough to be engaging and oddly moving is a funny , puzzling movie ambiguous enough to be engaging and oddly moving . is a future cult classic is a future cult classic or is a fuzzy huggy is a gaudy bag of stale candy , something from a Halloween that died is a gaudy bag of stale candy , something from a Halloween that died . is a gem is a gem . is a gem . His characters are engaging , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . is a gem . His characters are engaging , intimate and the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family is large and we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . . is a gem that could stand alone , a perfectly realized observation of mood , behavior and intent is a gem that could stand alone , a perfectly realized observation of mood , behavior and intent . is a general air of exuberance in All About The Benjamins that's hard to resist is a general air of exuberance in All About The Benjamins that's hard to resist . is a genial romance that maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips into pop Freudianism is a genial romance that maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips into pop Freudianism . is a genre-curling crime story that revives the free-wheeling noir spirit of old French cinema is a genre-curling crime story that revives the free-wheeling noir spirit of old French cinema . is a gentle film with dramatic punch , a haunting ode to humanity is a gentle film with dramatic punch , a haunting ode to humanity . is a genuine love story , full of traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery is a genuine love story , full of traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery . is a genuinely bone-chilling tale is a genuinely bone-chilling tale . is a ghost story , an account of a nervous breakdown , a trip down memory lane , all three or none of the above is a glorious failure is a glorious failure . is a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs is a good and ambitious film is a good and ambitious film . is a good film is a good indication of how serious-minded the film is is a good indication of how serious-minded the film is . is a good movie in spurts is a good name for a movie is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . A waste of good performances is a good name for a movie this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . A waste of good performances . is a good one is a good place to start is a good place to start . is a good script , good dialogue is a good script , good dialogue , is a good script , good dialogue , funny even for adults is a good script , good dialogue , funny even for adults . is a good script , good dialogue , funny even for adults . The characters are interesting and often very creatively constructed from figure to backstory . is a good stepping stone for director Sprecher is a good stepping stone for director Sprecher . is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story is a good-hearted ensemble comedy with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story . is a goofball movie , in the way that Malkovich was is a goofy pleasure is a gorgeous and deceptively minimalist cinematic tone poem is a gorgeous and deceptively minimalist cinematic tone poem . is a gorgeous film is a gorgeous film - vivid with color , music and life is a gorgeous film - vivid with color , music and life . is a gory slash-fest is a grating , mannered onscreen presence , which is especially unfortunate in light of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast is a grating , mannered onscreen presence , which is especially unfortunate in light of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast . is a great actress portraying a complex character is a great deal of fun is a great deal of fun . is a great film is a great film . is a great glimpse into a very different world is a great glimpse into a very different world . is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat is a great story , terrifically told by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat . is a great subject for a movie is a great yarn is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents . is a grim , hollow exercise in flat scares and bad acting is a grim , hollow exercise in flat scares and bad acting . is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while . is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while . is a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for is a gritty police thriller with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for . is a happy , heady jumble of thought and storytelling , an insane comic undertaking that ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film is a happy , heady jumble of thought and storytelling , an insane comic undertaking that ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film . is a happy throwback to the time when cartoons were cinema's most idiosyncratic form instead of one of its most predictable is a happy throwback to the time when cartoons were cinema's most idiosyncratic form instead of one of its most predictable . is a harmlessly naïve slice of b-ball fantasy , fit for filling in during the real NBA's off-season is a harmlessly naïve slice of b-ball fantasy , fit for filling in during the real NBA's off-season . is a harrowing drama that tries to tell of the unspeakable is a harrowing drama that tries to tell of the unspeakable . is a harrowing movie about how parents know where all the buttons are , and how to push them is a haunting dramatization of a couple's moral ascension is a haunting dramatization of a couple's moral ascension . is a heart-wrenching showcase is a heart-wrenching showcase indeed is a heartfelt story is a heavyweight film that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan is a hilarious adventure is a hilarious place to visit is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question is a hoot is a hoot , is a hoot , and is a hoot , and is just as good , if not better than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand is a hoot , and is just as good , if not better than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand . is a horrible movie is a horrible movie -- is a horrible movie -- if only it were that grand a failure is a jolly surprise is a jolly surprise . is a just a waste is a just a waste . is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers and then some is a kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid that delivers and then some . is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie is a kind of attentive concern is a kind of attentive concern that Hoffman brings to his characters , as if he has been giving them private lessons is a kind of perpetual pain is a lame kiddie flick is a lie is a lie and this is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie . is a likable story , told with competence is a likable story , told with competence . is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts is a little like a chocolate milk moustache is a little like a chocolate milk moustache ... is a little like chewing whale blubber is a little more visually polished , a little funnier , and a little more madcap is a little scattered -- ditsy is a little scattered -- ditsy , is a little scattered -- ditsy , even . is a little tired is a little too in love is a little too in love with its own cuteness is a lively and enjoyable adventure for all ages at any time is a lively and enjoyable adventure for all ages at any time . is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor is a lot like a well-made PB & J sandwich : familiar , fairly uneventful and boasting no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same is a lot like a well-made PB & J sandwich : familiar , fairly uneventful and boasting no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same . is a lot more bluster than bite is a lot more bluster than bite . is a lot more fun than the film is a lumbering , wheezy drag is a lumbering , wheezy drag ... is a lumbering load of hokum but is a magician is a man who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows is a man with enough charisma and audacity to carry a dozen films is a manual of precinct cliches is a marvel of reality versus sappy sentiment is a master of shadow , quietude , and room noise is a masterfully is a masterfully conducted work is a masterfully conducted work . is a masterpiece is a masterpiece . is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice is a masterpiece of elegant wit and artifice . is a masterpiece of nuance and characterization , marred only by an inexplicable , utterly distracting blunder at the very end . is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . is a mediocre movie trying to get out is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities is a mess . is a mess from start to finish is a mess from start to finish . is a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant film is a miracle akin to the story the film portrays is a miracle akin to the story the film portrays . is a misfire is a monument to bad in all its florid variety is a monument to bad in all its florid variety . is a monumental achievement is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking : is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking : joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy is a monumental achievement in practically every facet of inept filmmaking : joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy . is a more fascinating look at the future is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' is a more fascinating look at the future than `` Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen is a more fascinating look at the future than `` Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen . is a movie about a bus wreck that turns into a film wreck is a movie about a bus wreck that turns into a film wreck . is a movie about passion . is a movie children should enjoy is a movie children should enjoy . is a movie filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots is a movie filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots ; is a movie filled with unlikable , spiteful idiots ; whether or not their friendship is salvaged is a movie full of grace is a movie so insecure about its capacity is a movie so insecure about its capacity to excite that it churns up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action is a movie so insecure about its capacity to excite that it churns up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action . is a movie steeped in an ambiguity that lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance is a movie that's got oodles of style and substance is a movie that's got oodles of style and substance . is a movie that also does it by the numbers is a movie that deserves recommendation is a movie that has no interest in itself is a movie that has no interest in itself . is a movie that is what it is : a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion , an excuse to eat popcorn is a movie that is what it is : a pleasant distraction , a Friday night diversion , an excuse to eat popcorn . is a movie that makes it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything is a movie that makes it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything . is a movie that puts itself squarely in the service of the lovers who inhabit it is a movie that puts itself squarely in the service of the lovers who inhabit it . is a movie that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body is a movie that starts out like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable is a movie that starts out like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable . is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving is a movie that understands characters must come first is a movie that will stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why is a movie that will stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why . is a movie where the most notable observation is how long you've been sitting still is a movie where the most notable observation is how long you've been sitting still . is a movie you've seen many times is a movie you've seen many times before is a movie you've seen many times before , repackaged as new material is a movie you've seen many times before , repackaged as new material because there is a latino in the lead is a movie you can trust is a movie you can trust . is a much better mother-daughter tale is a much better mother-daughter tale than last summer's ` Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood , ' but that's not saying much is a must is a must ! is a must for genre fans is a must for genre fans . is a nearly impeccable cinematic experience -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- is a negligible work of manipulation , an exploitation piece doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents is a nervy , risky film is a new collectible . is a new collectible . What parents will suspect is that they're watching a 76-minute commercial . is a new treasure of the Hermitage . is a nicely handled affair , a film about human darkness but etched with a light ( yet unsentimental ) touch is a no-bull throwback to 1970s action films is a no-bull throwback to 1970s action films . is a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad is a no-surprise series of explosions and violence while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad it is a non-stop funny feast of warmth , colour and cringe is a non-stop funny feast of warmth , colour and cringe . is a nonstop hoot is a one-joke movie , and a bad joke at that is a pan-American movie , with moments of genuine insight into the urban heart is a pan-American movie , with moments of genuine insight into the urban heart . is a paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers is a paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers . is a particularly toxic little bonbon , palatable to only a chosen and very jaundiced few . is a particularly vexing handicap is a perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year is a perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year . is a perfect metaphor for the movie itself , which contains few laughs and not much drama is a perfect metaphor for the movie itself , which contains few laughs and not much drama . is a phenomenal band with such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many is a phenomenal band with such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many . is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . is a picture that Maik , the firebrand turned savvy ad man , would be envious of is a pity is a pleasant enough dish is a pleasant enough dish . is a plodding mess is a plodding mess . is a poem to the enduring strengths of women is a pointless , meandering celebration of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle is a poor one is a popcorn film , not a must-own , or even a must-see is a popcorn film , not a must-own , or even a must-see . is a portrait of grace in an imperfect world is a poster boy for the geek generation is a poster boy for the geek generation . is a poster boy for the geek generation . ' is a poster movie , a mediocre tribute to films like Them is a poster movie , a mediocre tribute to films like Them ! is a powerful , naturally dramatic piece of low-budget filmmaking is a powerful , naturally dramatic piece of low-budget filmmaking . is a precise and moving portrait of someone whose world is turned upside down , first by passion and then by illness is a precise and moving portrait of someone whose world is turned upside down , first by passion and then by illness . is a precisely layered performance by an actor in his mid-seventies , Michel Piccoli is a precisely layered performance by an actor in his mid-seventies , Michel Piccoli . is a pretty amazing accomplishment is a pretty decent little documentary is a pretty decent little documentary . is a pretty good job is a pretty good job , is a pretty good job , if it's filmed Tosca that you want . is a primer on what happens when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn is a primer on what happens when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn . is a probing examination of a female friendship set against a few dynamic decades is a purposefully reductive movie -- which may be why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain is a purposefully reductive movie -- which may be why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain . is a question for philosophers , not filmmakers ; all the filmmakers need to do is a question for philosophers , not filmmakers ; all the filmmakers need to do is engage an audience . is a quirky and poignant Japanese film that explores the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality is a quirky and poignant Japanese film that explores the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality . is a rambling and incoherent manifesto about the vagueness of topical excess is a rambling examination of American gun culture that uses his usual modus operandi of crucifixion through juxtaposition is a rambling examination of American gun culture that uses his usual modus operandi of crucifixion through juxtaposition . is a rancorous curiosity : a movie without an apparent audience is a rancorous curiosity : a movie without an apparent audience . is a rare treat that shows the promise of digital filmmaking is a rare treat that shows the promise of digital filmmaking . is a rather dull person to be stuck with for two hours is a rather dull person to be stuck with for two hours . is a rather poor imitation is a rather toothless take on a hard young life is a ravishing consciousness-raiser is a ravishing consciousness-raiser , is a ravishing consciousness-raiser , if a bit draggy at times . is a real charmer is a real charmer . is a real danger less sophisticated audiences will mistake it for an endorsement of the very things that Bean abhors is a real danger less sophisticated audiences will mistake it for an endorsement of the very things that Bean abhors . is a real filmmaker is a real filmmaker . is a real treat is a real treat . is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized . is a really special walk in the woods is a really special walk in the woods . is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over is a refreshing absence of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over . is a refreshing change is a refreshing departure from the now more prevalent technique of the docu-makers being a visible part of their work is a refreshing departure from the now more prevalent technique of the docu-makers being a visible part of their work . is a refreshingly adult take on adultery is a refreshingly adult take on adultery ... is a refreshingly forthright one is a refreshingly novel ride is a refreshingly novel ride . is a refreshingly serious look at young women is a refreshingly serious look at young women . is a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation on several themes derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films is a refreshingly smart and newfangled variation on several themes derived from far less sophisticated and knowing horror films . is a relationship that is worthy of our respect is a remake by the numbers , linking a halfwit plot to a series of standup routines in which Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie is a remake by the numbers , linking a halfwit plot to a series of standup routines in which Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie . is a remarkable piece of filmmaking is a remarkable piece of filmmaking ... is a remarkable piece of filmmaking ... because you get it is a remarkable piece of filmmaking ... because you get it . is a remarkably accessible and haunting film is a remarkably accessible and haunting film . is a remarkably original work is a remarkably original work . is a respectable sequel is a rewarding one is a rich stew of longing is a rich stew of longing . is a ride , basically the kind of greatest-hits reel that might come with a subscription to ESPN the Magazine is a riot is a riot . is a riot . The movie is a dud is a riot . The movie is a dud . is a risky venture that never quite goes where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy . is a riveting , brisk delight is a riveting , brisk delight . is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted is a satisfying well-made romantic comedy that's both charming and well acted . is a script of even the most elemental literacy , an inkling of genuine wit , and anything resembling acting . is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter is a searing album of remembrance from those who , having survived , suffered most . is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence . is a semi-throwback , a reminiscence without nostalgia or sentimentality is a sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted drama is a sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted drama . is a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out is a seriously intended movie that is not easily forgotten is a seriously intended movie that is not easily forgotten . is a shaky , uncertain film that nevertheless touches a few raw nerves is a shaky , uncertain film that nevertheless touches a few raw nerves . is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn . is a shameless sham , calculated to cash in on the popularity of its stars . is a shapeless inconsequential move relying on the viewer to do most of the work . is a showcase for Sandler's many talents is a showcase for Sandler's many talents . is a shrewd and effective film from a director who understands how to create and sustain a mood is a shrewd and effective film from a director who understands how to create and sustain a mood . is a simple and heart-warming story , full of mirth that should charm all but the most cynical is a simple and heart-warming story , full of mirth that should charm all but the most cynical . is a simple retread of the 1979 Alien , is a simple retread of the 1979 Alien , with a plucky heroine battling a monster loose in a spaceship is a sincerely crafted picture that deserves to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies is a sincerely crafted picture that deserves to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies . is a slapdash mess is a slight and uninventive movie is a small but rewarding comedy that takes aim at contemporary southern adolescence and never lets up . is a small gem is a small treasure is a small treasure , is a small treasure , enveloping the viewer in a literal and spiritual torpor that is anything but cathartic is a small treasure , enveloping the viewer in a literal and spiritual torpor that is anything but cathartic . is a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the French Revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective is a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the French Revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective . is a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the french revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective is a smart movie that knows its classical music , knows its Freud and knows its Sade is a smart movie that knows its classical music , knows its Freud and knows its Sade . is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore . is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore . is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr is a snow emergency . is a sobering meditation on why we take pictures is a sobering meditation on why we take pictures . is a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form is a solid performance by Arliss Howard is a solid performance by Arliss Howard . is a somber trip worth taking is a somber trip worth taking . is a sophisticated , funny and good-natured treat , slight but a pleasure is a sophisticated , funny and good-natured treat , slight but a pleasure . is a sort of geriatric Dirty Harry , which will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man is a startling film that gives you a fascinating , albeit depressing view of Iranian rural life close to the Iraqi border . is a statement and issue worthy of a much more thoughtfulness and insight than a melodramatic and wholly predictable thriller is a step down is a step down for director Gary Fleder is a step down for director Gary Fleder . is a story that zings all the way through with originality , humour and pathos is a story that zings all the way through with originality , humour and pathos . is a strangely drab romp is a strangely drab romp . is a strangely drab romp . Some studio pizazz is a strength of a documentary to disregard available bias , is a strength of a documentary to disregard available bias , especially is a strength of a documentary to disregard available bias , especially as temptingly easy as it would have been with this premise is a strong , character-oriented piece is a strong , character-oriented piece . is a strong directorial stamp on every frame of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye is a strong directorial stamp on every frame of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye . is a stunning film , a one-of-a-kind tour de force is a stunning film , a one-of-a-kind tour de force . is a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , without the latter's imagination is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination , is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . is a success is a success . is a success in some sense is a successful one is a successful one . is a succinct low-budget film whose compelling characters and intelligent script are exactly what was missing from Rabbit-Proof Fence is a succinct low-budget film whose compelling characters and intelligent script are exactly what was missing from Rabbit-Proof Fence . is a such a brainless flibbertigibbet is a such a brainless flibbertigibbet that it's hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously is a such a brainless flibbertigibbet that it's hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously . is a superior horror flick is a superior horror flick . is a surprisingly effective Peter\/Spider-Man is a surprisingly effective Peter\/Spider-Man . is a surprisingly engaging film is a surprisingly engaging film . is a surprisingly faithful remake of its chilly predecessor is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams is a sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama about a young woman who wants many things in life , but fears she'll become her mother before she gets to fulfill her dreams . is a sweet and modest and ultimately winning story is a sweet and modest and ultimately winning story . is a sweet treasure and something is a sweet treasure and something well is a sweet treasure and something well worth is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time . is a tale worth catching is a tale worth catching . is a tart , smart breath of fresh air is a technological exercise that lacks juice and delight is a temporal inquiry that shoulders its philosophical burden lightly . is a terrific character study , a probe into the life of a complex man is a terrific character study , a probe into the life of a complex man . is a terrific flick replete with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music is a terrific flick replete with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music . is a terrific role for someone like Judd , who really ought to be playing villains is a terrific role for someone like Judd , who really ought to be playing villains . is a testament of quiet endurance , of common concern , of reconciled survival is a testament of quiet endurance , of common concern , of reconciled survival . is a thought-provoking , haunting film that allows the seeds of the imagination to germinate is a thought-provoking , haunting film that allows the seeds of the imagination to germinate . is a thoughtful examination of faith , love and power is a thoughtful examination of faith , love and power . is a throwaway , junk-food movie whose rap soundtrack was better tended to than the film itself is a throwaway , junk-food movie whose rap soundtrack was better tended to than the film itself . is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time is a throwback war movie that fails on so many levels is a tired one is a tired one , is a tired one , with few moments of joy rising above the stale material . is a total misfire is a total misfire . is a totally formulaic movie is a touching reflection on aging , suffering and the prospect of death is a touching reflection on aging , suffering and the prospect of death . is a towering siren . is a train wreck of an action film -- a stupefying attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold and throw 40 years of cinematic history down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs is a train wreck of an action film -- a stupefying attempt by the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond into the mindless XXX mold and throw 40 years of cinematic history down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs . is a travesty of the genre and even as spoof takes itself too seriously is a travesty of the genre and even as spoof takes itself too seriously . is a treasure in and of itself is a treat is a treat . is a tribute is a tribute not only to his craft , but to his legend is a tribute to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project is a tribute to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project . is a triple-espresso endurance challenge is a triumph for its maverick director is a triumph for its maverick director . is a triumph of gentility that earns its moments of pathos is a triumph of gentility that earns its moments of pathos . is a triumph of imagination is a trove of delights is a trove of delights . is a truly , truly bad movie is a truly , truly bad movie . is a typical romantic lead is a unique , well-crafted psychological study of grief is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona , is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona , here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip is a variant of the nincompoop Benigni persona , here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip . is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona is a verbal duel between two gifted performers is a verbal duel between two gifted performers . is a veritable source of sincere passion that this Hollywood contrivance orbits around is a very ambitious project for a fairly inexperienced filmmaker is a very fine movie -- go see it is a very fine movie -- go see it . is a very funny , heartwarming film is a very funny , heartwarming film . is a very good viewing alternative for young women is a very good viewing alternative for young women . is a very original artist in his medium is a very silly movie is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else is a visual treat is a visual treat for all audiences is a visual treat for all audiences . is a visually stunning rumination on love , memory , history and the war between art and commerce is a visually stunning rumination on love , memory , history and the war between art and commerce . is a vivid , vibrant individual and the movie's focus is a vivid , vibrant individual and the movie's focus upon her makes it successful and accessible is a vivid , vibrant individual and the movie's focus upon her makes it successful and accessible . is a vulgar is a warm and well-told tale of one recent Chinese immigrant's experiences in New York City is a warm and well-told tale of one recent Chinese immigrant's experiences in New York City . is a wartime farce in the alternately comic and gut-wrenching style of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut is a wartime farce in the alternately comic and gut-wrenching style of Joseph Heller or Kurt Vonnegut . is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast is a weirdly beautiful place is a welcome and heartwarming addition to the romantic comedy genre is a welcome and heartwarming addition to the romantic comedy genre . is a welcome lack of pretension about the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure is a welcome lack of pretension about the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure . is a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings is a well worn conceit is a well worn conceit . is a whole lot of fun is a whole lot of nada is a whole lot of nada . is a winner is a winner . is a winner for kids , and no doubt is a winner for kids , and no doubt a winner for Lil Bow Wow , who can now add movies to the list of things he does well is a winner for kids , and no doubt a winner for Lil Bow Wow , who can now add movies to the list of things he does well . is a winning comedy that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone is a winning comedy that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone . is a winning ensemble comedy that shows Canadians can put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world is a winning ensemble comedy that shows Canadians can put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world . is a wish a studio's wallet makes is a wonderful film with a bravura lead performance by Bruce Campbell that doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it is a wonderful film with a bravura lead performance by Bruce Campbell that doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it . is a wonderful movie is a wonderful movie . is a wonderful thing is a wonderful thing ; is a wonderful thing ; that he has been able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle is a wonderful thing ; that he has been able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle . is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace is a work of outstanding originality is a worthwhile topic for a film is a young artist's thoughtful consideration of fatherhood is abhorrent to you is able to overcome the triviality of the story is able to visualize schizophrenia is about a boring , sad man being boring and sad is about a boring , sad man being boring and sad . is about a domestic unit finding their way to joy is about as convincing on the sci-fi front as TV's defunct Cleopatra 2525 . is about as cool and crowd-pleasing as a documentary can get is about as cool and crowd-pleasing as a documentary can get . is about as deep as that sentiment is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes is about as humorous as watching your favorite pet get buried alive is about as humorous as watching your favorite pet get buried alive . is about as interesting is about as interesting as a recording of conversations at the Wal-Mart checkout line is about as interesting as an insurance commercial is about as necessary as a hole in the head is about as true to the spirit of the Festival of Lights is about as true to the spirit of the Festival of Lights as Mr. Deeds was to that of Frank Capra is about as true to the spirit of the Festival of Lights as Mr. Deeds was to that of Frank Capra . is about grief is about quiet , decisive moments between members of the cultural elite as they determine how to proceed as the world implodes is about quiet , decisive moments between members of the cultural elite as they determine how to proceed as the world implodes . is about something very interesting and odd that is about the art of ripping people off without ever letting them consciously know you have done so is about the need to stay in touch with your own skin , at 18 or 80 is about the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it is about the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it . is about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States is about the worst thing Chan has done in the United States . is about to turn onto a different path is above Academy standards is above all is above all about a young woman's face is above all about a young woman's face , and by casting an actress whose face projects that woman's doubts and yearnings is absolutely and completely ridiculous is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer . is absorbing as well as thought-provoking is absorbing as well as thought-provoking . is acceptable entertainment for the entire family and one that's especially fit for the kiddies is achingly honest and delightfully cheeky is achingly honest and delightfully cheeky . is actually is actually a charming triumph where its intended under-12 audience is concerned is actually a charming triumph where its intended under-12 audience is concerned . is actually a compelling look at a young woman's tragic odyssey . is actually dying a slow death , if the poor quality of Pokemon 4 Ever is any indication is actually dying a slow death , if the poor quality of Pokemon 4 Ever is any indication . is actually funny is actually funny with the material is actually funny without hitting below the belt is actually one of its strengths is actually one of its strengths . is actually one of its strengths . Entirely appropriately , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn is actually one of its strengths . Entirely appropriately , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn . is actually quite entertaining is actually quite entertaining . is adequate is admirable is admire the ensemble players and wonder what the point of it is is adorned with some awesome action photography and surfing is adorned with some awesome action photography and surfing . is advised to take the warning literally , and log on to something more user-friendly is advised to take the warning literally , and log on to something more user-friendly . is after something darker is akin to a Reader's Digest condensed version of the source material is akin to a Reader's Digest condensed version of the source material . is alive and well and living in LA is all a little Lit Crit 101 is all about a wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time is all about a wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time . is all awkward , static , and lifeless rumblings is all but useless is all but washed away by sumptuous ocean visuals and the cinematic stylings of director John Stockwell is all but washed away by sumptuous ocean visuals and the cinematic stylings of director John Stockwell . is all flash . is all over the place is all over the place , really is all over the place , really . is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now is all the greater beause director Zhang's last film , the cuddly Shower , was a non-threatening multi-character piece centered around a public bath house is all the more annoying is all the more annoying since it's been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood is all the more annoying since it's been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood . is all the more remarkable because it is all too calculated is all too familiar is all too familiar . is all too predictable is all too predictable and far too cliched is all too predictable and far too cliched to really work is all windup and not much of a pitch is allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen is allowed to build an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope is allowed to build an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope . is allowed to play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters is allowed to play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters . is almost is almost an afterthought is almost certainly is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year is almost completely deadpan is almost completely lacking in suspense , surprise and consistent emotional conviction is almost completely lacking in suspense , surprise and consistent emotional conviction . is almost entirely witless and inane , is almost entirely witless and inane , carrying every gag two or three times beyond its limit to sustain a laugh is almost entirely witless and inane , carrying every gag two or three times beyond its limit to sustain a laugh . is almost exactly the same ( as The Full Monty ) . is almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half is almost impossible is almost impossible to follow is almost in a class with that of Wilde is almost in a class with that of Wilde himself is almost in a class with that of Wilde himself . is almost laughable as a consequence is almost laughable as a consequence . is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either . is almost spooky in her sulky , calculating Lolita turn . is almost unsurpassed is almost unsurpassed . is also , at times is also , at times , curiously moving is also , at times , curiously moving . is also , believe it or not , immensely entertaining , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out is also , believe it or not , immensely entertaining , a David and Goliath story that's still very much playing itself out . is also a creative urge is also a film of freshness , imagination and insight is also a film of freshness , imagination and insight . is also a pointed political allegory is also a pointed political allegory . is also a testament to the integrity and vision of the band is also a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes is also a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . is also a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . A rewarding work of art for only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers is also a troubling interpretation of Ecclesiastes . A rewarding work of art for only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers . is also a work of deft and subtle poetry is also as unoriginal is also as unoriginal as they come , already having been recycled more times than I'd care to count is also as unoriginal as they come , already having been recycled more times than I'd care to count . is also beautifully acted is also beautifully acted . is also elevated by it -- the kind of movie is also elevated by it -- the kind of movie that you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out is also elevated by it -- the kind of movie that you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out . is also eminently forgettable . is also imbued with strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama is also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable is also somewhat shallow and art-conscious is also weirdly fascinating is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate is always possible is always sympathetic is always watchable is always watchable . is always welcome is always welcome . is amateurish is amazing is amazing , is amazing , yes is amazing on a technical level is amazing on a technical level . is amiss in the world . is among Wiseman's warmest is among Wiseman's warmest . is amused by its special effects is amusing is amusing for about three minutes is amusing for about three minutes . is an ` action film ' mired in stasis is an ` action film ' mired in stasis . is an absolute delight for all audiences is an accomplished actress is an accuracy of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism is an accuracy of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism . is an act of spiritual faith -- an eloquent , deeply felt meditation on the nature of compassion is an act of spiritual faith -- an eloquent , deeply felt meditation on the nature of compassion . is an action film that delivers on the promise of excitement is an action movie with an action icon who's been all but decommissioned is an action movie with an action icon who's been all but decommissioned . is an agonizing is an agonizing bore except when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up is an agonizing bore except when the fantastic kathy bates turns up . bravado kathy is an all-time low for Kevin Costner is an all-time low for Kevin Costner . is an almost poignant dimension to the way that every major stunt Seagal's character ... performs is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double is an almost poignant dimension to the way that every major stunt Seagal's character ... performs is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double . is an amicable endeavor is an amicable endeavor . is an amusing joy ride is an amusing joy ride , is an amusing joy ride , with some surprisingly violent moments . is an angst-ridden attempt to be profound is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri . is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri . I had to look away is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri . I had to look away - is an arthritic attempt at directing by Callie Khouri . I had to look away - this was god awful . is an astonishingly bad film is an astonishingly bad film . is an autopilot Hollywood concoction lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit is an earnest study in despair is an effective and claustrophobic thriller is an effective and claustrophobic thriller . is an elegantly balanced movie -- every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- that doesn't reveal even a hint of artifice is an elegantly balanced movie -- every member of the ensemble has something fascinating to do -- that doesn't reveal even a hint of artifice . is an elegiac portrait of a transit city on the West African coast struggling against foreign influences is an elegiac portrait of a transit city on the West African coast struggling against foreign influences . is an embarrassment , a monotonous is an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations is an embarrassment , a monotonous , disjointed jumble of borrowed plot points and situations . is an empty vessel is an encouraging debut feature is an encouraging debut feature but is an encouraging debut feature but has a needlessly downbeat ending that is an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence is an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence . is an encyclopedia of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence is an engaging and exciting narrative of Man confronting the Demons of his own fear and paranoia is an engaging look at the controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic hero is an engaging look at the controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic hero . is an engaging nostalgia piece is an engaging nostalgia piece . is an enjoyable Big Movie is an enjoyable Big Movie primarily is an enjoyable Big Movie primarily because Australia is a weirdly beautiful place is an enjoyable and frankly told tale of a people who live among us , but not necessarily with us is an enjoyable and frankly told tale of a people who live among us , but not necessarily with us . is an enjoyable family film -- pretty much aimed at any youngster who loves horses is an enjoyable family film -- pretty much aimed at any youngster who loves horses . is an entirely foreign concept is an epic , but also a tragedy , the record of a tenacious , humane fighter who was also the prisoner ( and ultimately the victim ) of history is an epic , but also a tragedy , the record of a tenacious , humane fighter who was also the prisoner ( and ultimately the victim ) of history . is an excellent choice for the walled-off but combustible hustler is an exercise in chilling style , and Twohy films the sub , inside and out is an exercise in chilling style , and Twohy films the sub , inside and out , is an exercise in chilling style , and Twohy films the sub , inside and out , with an eye on preserving a sense of mystery is an exercise in chilling style , and Twohy films the sub , inside and out , with an eye on preserving a sense of mystery . is an exercise in pointlessness is an exercise in pointlessness . is an exercise not in biography but in hero worship . is an extraordinary film , not least is an extraordinary film , not least because it is Japanese and yet feels universal is an extraordinary film , not least because it is Japanese and yet feels universal . is an honestly nice little film that takes us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals is an honestly nice little film that takes us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals . is an hour and a half of daydreaming is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around , is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around , responsible for some excellent work is an icon of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers around , responsible for some excellent work . is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees is an imaginative teacher of emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears is an imaginative teacher of emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears . is an imaginative teacher of emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears . ' is an impossible task is an impressive achievement in spite of a river of sadness that pours into every frame is an impressive achievement in spite of a river of sadness that pours into every frame . is an in-your-face family drama and black comedy that is filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love is an in-your-face family drama and black comedy that is filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love . is an incredibly layered and stylistic film that , despite a fairly slow paced , almost humdrum approach to character development , still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema . is an incurious , uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy with a mean streak a mile wide . is an indelible epic American story about two families , one black and one white , facing change in both their inner and outer lives is an indelible epic American story about two families , one black and one white , facing change in both their inner and outer lives . is an inexpressible and drab wannabe looking for that exact niche is an inexpressible and drab wannabe looking for that exact niche . is an inspirational love story is an inspirational love story , is an inspirational love story , capturing the innocence and idealism of that first encounter is an inspirational love story , capturing the innocence and idealism of that first encounter . is an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief and its impacts upon the relationships of the survivors is an insultingly inept and artificial examination of grief and its impacts upon the relationships of the survivors . is an intelligent , realistic portrayal of testing boundaries is an intelligent , realistic portrayal of testing boundaries . is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling is an intelligent flick that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling . is an interesting character is an interesting character , but '' Serving Sara '' is an interesting exercise by talented writer\/director Anderson is an interesting movie is an interesting movie ! is an interesting movie ! '' is an interesting story of pointed personalities is an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs. the big guys is an intriguing snapshot of one man and his delusions is an object lesson in period filmmaking is an odd amalgam of comedy genres , existing somewhere between the often literal riffs of early Zucker Brothers\/Abrahams films , and the decidedly foul stylings of their post-modern contemporaries , The Farrelly Brothers is an odd but ultimately satisfying blend of the sophomoric and the sublime is an odd but ultimately satisfying blend of the sophomoric and the sublime . is an oddly fascinating depiction of an architect of pop culture is an ode to unconditional love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness is an ode to unconditional love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness . is an original is an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream is an overwhelming sadness that feels as if it has made its way into your very bloodstream . is an unapologetic mess , whose only saving grace is that it ends by blowing just about everything up is an unapologetic mess , whose only saving grace is that it ends by blowing just about everything up . is an uncompromising film is an uncompromising film . is an unconventional storyteller , capable of finding beauty in the most depressing places is an unconventional storyteller , capable of finding beauty in the most depressing places . is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow is an undeniably fascinating and playful fellow . is an undeniably intriguing film from an adventurous young talent who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground is an undeniably intriguing film from an adventurous young talent who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground . is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience is an uneven film for the most part is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be . is an unpleasantly shallow and immature character with whom to spend 110 claustrophobic minutes is an unpleasantly shallow and immature character with whom to spend 110 claustrophobic minutes . is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 is an unsettling picture of childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice . is an unsettling sight , and indicative of his , if you will , out-of-kilter character , who rambles aimlessly through ill-conceived action pieces is an utterly charming French comedy that feels so American in sensibility and style is analytical is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions is another liability is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behaviour . Being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough . is anything but fun is anything but fun . is anything but languorous is apparently as invulnerable as its trademark villain is appealing is appealing . is appropriately titled , given the heavy-handedness of it drama . is art paying homage to art is art paying homage to art . is as a cross between Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia and David Lynch's Mulholland Dr . is as adult as you can get is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector's lens is as bad at it is cruel is as blasphemous and nonsensical as a Luis Buñuel film is as blasphemous and nonsensical as a Luis Buñuel film without the latter's attendant intelligence , poetry , passion , and genius is as blasphemous and nonsensical as a Luis Buñuel film without the latter's attendant intelligence , poetry , passion , and genius . is as bold as anything the cinema is as close as you can get to an imitation movie is as computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music is as computer processed and overproduced as it was in her music . is as consistently engaging as it is revealing is as consistently engaging as it is revealing . is as conventional as can be is as deep as a Petri dish and as well-characterized is as deep as a Petri dish and as well-characterized as a telephone book is as deep as a Petri dish and as well-characterized as a telephone book but still is as deep as a Petri dish and as well-characterized as a telephone book but still say it was a guilty pleasure is as delightful is as delightful as it is derivative is as delightful as it is derivative . is as difficult for the audience is as difficult for the audience to take as it is as far as you can get from racy , is as far as you can get from racy , to the point where it almost stops the blood flow to your brain is as generic as its title is as generic as its title . is as gritty is as gritty as a movie gets these days is as gritty as a movie gets these days . is as innocuous as it is flavorless is as lax and limp a comedy as I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material . is as lively and as fun is as lively and as fun as it is unapologetically dumb is as much a snapshot of modern China in microcosm as it is a crash course in movie mythology is as much fun is as much fun as it must have been for them to make it is as often imaginative is as often imaginative as it is gory is as padded as Allen's jelly belly is as padded as Allen's jelly belly . is as powerful is as powerful a set of evidence as you'll ever find of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives is as powerful a set of evidence as you'll ever find of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives . is as predictable is as predictable as can be is as predictable as the tides is as predictable as the tides . is as reliably soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless is as reliably soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless . is as respectful a film as Byatt fans could hope for is as respectful a film as Byatt fans could hope for , is as respectful a film as Byatt fans could hope for , though lovers of the book may wonder why it's necessary is as respectful a film as Byatt fans could hope for , though lovers of the book may wonder why it's necessary . is as respectful a film as byatt fans could hope for is as respectful a film as byatt fans could hope for , is as seductive is as seductive as it is haunting is as seductive as it is haunting . is as serious as a pink slip . is as stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller is as tedious as one is as thought-provoking is as thought-provoking as it is as uncompromising as it is nonjudgmental , and makes clear that a prostitute can be as lonely and needy as any of the clients is as visceral as a gut punch is astonishing is astonishing , is astonishing , considering her inexperience and her subject matter is astonishing , considering her inexperience and her subject matter . is astonishing . is astounding on any number of levels is at 22 a powerful young actor is at 22 a powerful young actor . is at its most valuable is at once a tough pill to swallow and a minor miracle of self-expression is at once a tough pill to swallow and a minor miracle of self-expression . is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun is at once intimate and universal cinema is at once intimate and universal cinema . is at once luridly graphic and laughably unconvincing is at once playful and haunting , an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist who was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends is at once playful and haunting , an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist who was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends . is at the heart of Italian for Beginners . is at times imaginatively overwhelming is at times too restrained is atrocious is attractive is attractive . is authentic is authentic . is authentic to the core of his being is authentic to the core of his being . is awe and affection -- and a strange urge to get on a board and , uh , shred , dude . is awesome is awful is awful . is awful . It's Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned is awful . It's Pauly Shore awful . Don't say you weren't warned . is back in a major way is back in a major way . is backed by a likable cast is bad is bad . is bad . Not ` terrible filmmaking ' bad , but more like is badly edited , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story is badly edited , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story . is badly edited , often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story . ' is balanced , reflective and reasonable is balanced , reflective and reasonable . is balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply is banal is banal in its message and the choice of material is banal in its message and the choice of material to convey it is banal in its message and the choice of material to convey it . is barely is barely an hour long . is barely an hour long . Nevertheless , it still seems endless is barely an hour long . Nevertheless , it still seems endless . is barely worth is barely worth following is barely worth following . is basically just a curiosity is beautiful is beautiful and mysterious is beautiful filmmaking from one of French cinema's master craftsmen is beautiful filmmaking from one of French cinema's master craftsmen . is beautiful to behold is beautiful to behold and is beautiful to behold and engages one in a sense of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions is beautiful to behold and engages one in a sense of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions . is beautifully is beautifully mounted is because so many of us keep going and then , out of embarrassment or stupidity is because so many of us keep going and then , out of embarrassment or stupidity , is because so many of us keep going and then , out of embarrassment or stupidity , not warning anyone is because so many of us keep going and then , out of embarrassment or stupidity , not warning anyone . is beginning to creep into the series . is beginning to feel is believable is best is best described as lukewarm . is best described as lukewarm . Maybe is best for the stunning star is best for the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai is best when illustrating the demons bedevilling the modern masculine journey . is betrayed by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work is better is better . is better than ` Shindler's List ' is better than any summer blockbuster is better than any summer blockbuster we had to endure last summer , and hopefully , sets the tone for a summer of good stuff is better than any summer blockbuster we had to endure last summer , and hopefully , sets the tone for a summer of good stuff . is better than most of the writing in the movie is better than you might think is better than you might think . is better-focused than the incomprehensible Anne Rice novel it's based upon is better-than-average family entertainment is beyond me . is beyond playing fair with the audience is beyond playing fair with the audience . Are we dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue ? is bland is blazingly alive and admirable on many levels is blazingly alive and admirable on many levels . is blood-curdling stuff is boldly , confidently orchestrated , aesthetically and sexually is boring is born out of an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues is born out of an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues . is born to play Shaggy is born to play Shaggy ! is both a snore and utter tripe is both a snore and utter tripe . is both contrived and cliched is both convincing and radiant is both gripping and compelling is both inspiring and pure joy is both inspiring and pure joy . is both moving and wise is both preposterous and thoroughly misogynistic is both stimulating and demanding is both stimulating and demanding . is both unflinching and tantalizing is bound to appreciate is bravado -- to take an entirely stale concept and push it through the audience's meat grinder one more time is breathtaking is bright and flashy is bright and flashy in all the right ways is bright and flashy in all the right ways . is brilliant is brilliant , is brilliant , really is brilliant , really . is brilliant as the sleep-deprived Dormer , his increasing weariness as much existential is brilliant as the sleep-deprived Dormer , his increasing weariness as much existential as it is physical is broken by frequent outbursts of violence and noise is broken by frequent outbursts of violence and noise . is built on a potentially interesting idea is busy contriving false , sitcom-worthy solutions to their problems is busy contriving false , sitcom-worthy solutions to their problems . is by far the lightest Dogme film and among the most enjoyable is by far the lightest Dogme film and among the most enjoyable . is by far the worst movie of the year is by far the worst movie of the year . is by lowering your expectations is by lowering your expectations . is by no means a perfect film is by no means his best work is callow is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects is campy fun like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s . At its worst , it implodes in a series of very bad special effects . is capped with pointless extremes is careful not to make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities is careful not to make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities . Instead , he shows them the respect they are due is careless and unfocused is careless and unfocused . is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades . is casual and fun is certainly a serviceable melodrama is certainly amusing is certainly easy to watch is certainly easy to watch . is certainly no disaster is certainly not earthshaking is certainly that is certainly well-meaning is certainly worth seeing at least once is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally is chaotic , the photography grainy and badly focused , the writing unintentionally hilarious is charming is cheap junk and an insult to their death-defying efforts is cinema is classic nowheresville in every sense is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough . is clearly a good thing is clearly a good thing . is clearly extraordinarily talented is clearly not Zhang's forte is clearly well-meaning and sincere is clever is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance is clever , offbeat and even gritty enough to overcome my resistance . is clever and funny is clever and funny , is clever and funny , is amused by its special effects is clever and funny , is amused by its special effects , is clever and funny , is amused by its special effects , and is clever and funny , is amused by its special effects , and leaves you feeling like you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer is clever and funny , is amused by its special effects , and leaves you feeling like you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer . is clever and insightful is clever enough is clever enough , is clever enough , though thin writing proves its undoing is closer to Slowtime is closer to slowtime is cloudy , the picture making becalmed . is clumsy is commentary enough is compelling enough is compelling enough , is compelling enough , but it's difficult to shrug off the annoyance of that chatty fish is compensated in large part by the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the outlandishness of the idea itself is competent is completely is completely at sea is completely lacking in charm and charisma is completely lacking in charm and charisma , is completely lacking in charm and charisma , and is completely lacking in charm and charisma , and is unable to project either Esther's initial anomie or her eventual awakening is completely lacking in charm and charisma , and is unable to project either Esther's initial anomie or her eventual awakening . is completely serviceable and quickly forgettable is completely unintentional is complex from the start -- and , refreshingly , stays that way is complex from the start -- and , refreshingly , stays that way . is composed of snappy patter and pseudo-sophisticated cultural observations , while the remainder ... would be more at home on a daytime television serial is concerned with souls and risk and schemes and the consequences of one's actions is concocted and carried out by folks worthy of scorn is confused in Death to Smoochy into something both ugly and mindless is confused in Death to Smoochy into something both ugly and mindless . is confusing on one level or another , making Ararat far more demanding than it needs to be is confusing on one level or another , making Ararat far more demanding than it needs to be . is consistently is consistently amusing and engrossing is consistently amusing and engrossing ... is constantly is constantly being interrupted by Elizabeth Hurley in a bathing suit is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas is contemplative and mournfully reflective is contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive is contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive , is contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive , with an inconclusive ending is contrived , unmotivated , and psychologically unpersuasive , with an inconclusive ending . is conversational bordering on confessional is cool , slick stuff , ready to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters is cool , slick stuff , ready to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters . is cool . is cool . Paul Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool is cool . Paul Bettany playing Malcolm McDowell ? Cool . is corny in a way that bespeaks an expiration date passed a long time ago . is courageous is courageous , is courageous , even if the result is wildly uneven is created SOLELY because it's a marketable product is creatively is creatively a great whale is credible and remarkably mature is credible and remarkably mature . is creepy is creepy in a Michael Jackson sort of way is cruel is cruel , misanthropic stuff with only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy is cruel , misanthropic stuff with only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy . is cultural history of the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining is cultural history of the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining . is cumbersome is daring , inventive and impressive is daring , inventive and impressive . is dark , brooding and slow is dark , brooding and slow , is dark , brooding and slow , and is dark , brooding and slow , and takes its central idea way too seriously is dark , brooding and slow , and takes its central idea way too seriously . is darkly atmospheric is darkly funny in its observation of just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work is darkly funny in its observation of just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work . is dazzling is dazzling . They just don't work in concert is deadly is deadly dull is deadpan is deceptively simple , deeply satisfying is deceptively simple , deeply satisfying . is deeply concerned with morality is definitely a cut above the rest is definitely a cut above the rest . is definitely a director to watch is definitely a director to watch . is definitely a unique modern fairytale is definitely a unique modern fairytale . is definitely horse feathers is definitely its screenplay , both for the rhapsodic dialogue that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations is definitely its screenplay , both for the rhapsodic dialogue that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations . is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance is definitely one for the masses is definitely one to skip , even for horror movie fanatics is definitely one to skip , even for horror movie fanatics . is definitely worth is definitely worth seeing is definitely worth seeing . is degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage is degraded , handheld Blair Witch video-cam footage . is deja vu all over again is deliberately unsettling is delicately is delicately narrated by Martin Landau and directed with sensitivity and skill by Dana Janklowicz-Mann is delicately narrated by Martin Landau and directed with sensitivity and skill by Dana Janklowicz-Mann . is delightful in the central role is delightful in the central role . is delivered with such conviction that it's hard not to be carried away is depressing , ruthlessly pained and depraved is depressing , ruthlessly pained and depraved , is depressing , ruthlessly pained and depraved , the movie equivalent of staring into an open wound is depressing , ruthlessly pained and depraved , the movie equivalent of staring into an open wound . is derivative is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded . is designed to make viewers of all ages is destined to be the 21st Century's new '' Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal is destined to be the 21st Century's new '' Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal . is destined to be the 21st Century's new `` Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal is destined to be the 21st Century's new `` Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal . is devoid of wit and humor is different from others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches is difficult to connect with on any deeper level is difficult to fathom is difficult to fathom . is diluted by too much stage business in the modern day is diluted by too much stage business in the modern day . is directed by Wally Wolodarsky from a script by Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future is directed by Wally Wolodarsky from a script by Joe Jarvis and Greg Coolidge . These are names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future . is disappointing is disappointingly is disappointingly generic is disappointingly generic . is disappointingly simplistic -- the film's biggest problem -- is disgusting to begin with is disposable is distressingly rote is doing something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans is doing something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans . is done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks is done to support the premise other than fling gags at it to see which ones shtick is doomed by its smallness is doubtful this listless feature will win him any new viewers is downright doltish and uneventful is downright movie penance is dreamy and evocative is dreary and sluggish is dreary and sluggish . is driven by appealing leads is drowned out by director Jon Purdy's sledgehammer sap is drowned out by director Jon Purdy's sledgehammer sap . is druggy and self-indulgent , like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors is druggy and self-indulgent , like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors . is dudsville is dudsville . is due primarily to the perkiness of Witherspoon ( who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) is dull is duly impressive in IMAX dimensions , is duly impressive in IMAX dimensions , as are shots of the astronauts floating in their cabins is duly impressive in IMAX dimensions , as are shots of the astronauts floating in their cabins . is during the offbeat musical numbers . is easily is easily as bad at a fraction the budget is easy to take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story is economically packed with telling scenes . is eerily convincing as this bland blank of a man with unimaginable demons within is effective is effective . is effective if you stick with it is egregiously short is either a more rigid , Blair Witch-style commitment to its mockumentary format , or a more straightforward , dramatic treatment , with all the grandiosity that that implies is either a saving dark humor or the feel of poetic tragedy . is elevated by Michael Caine's performance as a weary journalist in a changing world is elevated by Michael Caine's performance as a weary journalist in a changing world . is emblematic of the witless ageism is emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films is emerging in world cinema is emotionally diluted by focusing on the story's least interesting subject is energized by Volletta Wallace's maternal fury , her fearlessness is engage an audience is engaged is engaging enough to keep you from shifting in your chair too often is engrossing and moving in its own right is enjoyable family fare is enlightening is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world is enormous fun for thinking audiences is enormously good fun is enormously good fun . is enough originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies that so often end up on cinema screens is enough originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies that so often end up on cinema screens . is enough secondary action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace is enough to give you brain strain is enough to make you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school . is enough to save Oleander's uninspired story . is enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film and stage adaptations of the work is enriched by an imaginatively mixed cast of antic spirits , headed by Christopher Plummer as the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film and stage adaptations of the work . is entertaining is entertaining . is entertaining for what it does , and admirable for what it doesn't do is entertaining for what it does , and admirable for what it doesn't do . is entertaining on an inferior level is entertainment opportunism at its most glaring is entertainment opportunism at its most glaring . is enticing is enticing and is enticing and italy beckons us all is entirely appealing as Pumpkin is entirely too straight-faced is entirely too straight-faced to transcend its clever concept . is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch is equally hackneyed is especially terrific as Pauline is especially unfortunate in light of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast is essentially a '' is essentially a `` Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry is essentially a one-trick pony that , hampered by an undeveloped script , ultimately pulls up lame is essentially a one-trick pony that , hampered by an undeveloped script , ultimately pulls up lame . is essentially a series of fleetingly interesting actors ' moments . is essentially a subculture , with its own rules regarding love and family , governance and hierarchy is essentially a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper is essentially an extended soap opera is essentially devoid of interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot is essentially juiceless . is evaded completely is even better than The Fellowship is even better than The Fellowship . is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . is even lazier and far less enjoyable is even lazier and far less enjoyable . is even more embracing than Monty , is even more embracing than Monty , if only because it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition is even more embracing than Monty , if only because it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition . is even more ludicrous than you'd expect from the guy-in-a-dress genre is even more magical than the first and simply the best family film of the year is even more magical than the first and simply the best family film of the year . is even more rigged is even more rigged than it was two centuries ago is even more rigged than it was two centuries ago . is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer is even more suggestive of a 65th class reunion mixer where only eight surviving members show up is even remotely new or interesting is even worse is even worse than I imagined a movie ever could be is even worse than I imagined a movie ever could be . is every bit as awful is every bit as fascinating is every bit as fascinating as it is flawed . is everything the original was not is evidence that the Farrelly Bros . -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career is evidence that the Farrelly Bros. -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career is evidence that the farrelly bros . -- peter and bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career is exactly how genteel and unsurprising the execution turns out to be is exactly how genteel and unsurprising the execution turns out to be . is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately is exceedingly pleasant is exceedingly pleasant , is exceedingly pleasant , designed not to offend is exceedingly pleasant , designed not to offend . is exhausting is exhausting . is exhaustion , from watching a movie that is dark ( dark green , to be exact ) , sour , bloody and mean is exhaustion , from watching a movie that is dark ( dark green , to be exact ) , sour , bloody and mean . is exhilarating to watch because Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor is exhilarating to watch because Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor . is existential drama without any of the pretension associated with the term . is exotic is explosive is expressly for idiots who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance is expressly for idiots who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance . is extraordinarily good is extraordinarily good . is extraordinary is extraordinary . is extremely funny is extremely funny , is extremely funny , the first part making up for any flaws that come later is extremely funny , the first part making up for any flaws that come later . is extremely straight and mind-numbingly stilted is extremely straight and mind-numbingly stilted , is extremely straight and mind-numbingly stilted , its episodic pacing keeping the film from developing any storytelling flow is extremely straight and mind-numbingly stilted , its episodic pacing keeping the film from developing any storytelling flow . is extremely thorough is extremely thorough . is f \*\*\* ed is fabulously funny and over the top as a ` very sneaky ' butler who excels in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts is fair is fair , is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago is faithful to what one presumes are the book's twin premises -- that we become who we are on the backs of our parents is falling flat is falling flat , is falling flat , as the stalker doesn't do much stalking is familiar but enjoyable is familiar but enjoyable . is familiar from its many predecessors is fantastic is fantastic . is far from Zhang's forte is far from disappointing is far from disappointing , is far from disappointing , offering an original is far from the only thing is far from the only thing wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard is far from the worst , thanks to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy , and that essential feature -- a decent full-on space battle is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be is far funnier than it would seem to have any right to be . is far less funny than the original , Killers From Space . is far less mature is far less mature , interpreting the play as a call for pity and sympathy for anachronistic phantasms haunting the imagined glory of their own pasts is far less mature , interpreting the play as a call for pity and sympathy for anachronistic phantasms haunting the imagined glory of their own pasts . is far more appealing is far more interesting than the final destination is far more offensive is far more offensive than it is funny is far too self-conscious is far too self-conscious to draw you deeply into its world is far too self-conscious to draw you deeply into its world . is far-flung , illogical , and plain stupid is far-flung , illogical , and plain stupid . is fascinating is fascinating , is fascinating , though is fascinating , though , is fascinating , though , even if the movie itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance is fascinating , though , even if the movie itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance . is fascinating ... is faster , livelier and a good deal funnier than his original is faster , livelier and a good deal funnier than his original . is fatal for a film that relies on personal relationships is felt ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend is felt ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend . is felt ; not the Craven of ' A Nightmare on Elm Street ' or ` The Hills Have Eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend . ' is fiercely intelligent and uncommonly ambitious is fiercely intelligent and uncommonly ambitious . is fighting whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze is filled with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life as seen through the eyes outsiders is filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love is filled with strange and wonderful creatures is filled with strange and wonderful creatures . is finally just one long drag is finally just one long drag . is finally too predictable to leave much of an impression is fine is firing his R&D people is first-rate , especially Sorvino is first-rate , especially Sorvino . is flat is flat . is flavorless is flawed is flawed , compromised and sad is fluid and quick is flushed down the latrine of heroism is for fans who can't stop loving anime , and the fanatical excess built into it is for fans who can't stop loving anime , and the fanatical excess built into it . is for the most part a useless movie , even with a great director at the helm . is forced and heavy-handed , and occasionally simply unpleasant is forced and heavy-handed , and occasionally simply unpleasant . is forced to endure three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one is forced to endure three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one . is forgettable is found in its ability to spoof both black and white stereotypes equally is found in its ability to spoof both black and white stereotypes equally . is frequently amusing is frequently overwrought and crudely literal is fresh and unselfconscious is fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything is frittered away in middle-of-the-road blandness is frittered away in middle-of-the-road blandness . is frustratingly unconvincing is frustratingly unconvincing . is fuhgeddaboutit . is full of charm is full of charm . is full of fine performances , led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel , his wife is full of fine performances , led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel , his wife . is full of memorable performances from top is full of memorable performances from top to bottom is full of memorable performances from top to bottom . is full of necessary discussion points is full of unhappy is full of unhappy , is full of unhappy , two-dimensional characters who are anything but compelling is full of unhappy , two-dimensional characters who are anything but compelling . is fully formed and remarkably assured is fun is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences . is funny is funny , is funny , charming and quirky is funny , charming and quirky in her feature film acting debut as Amy is funny , charming and quirky in her feature film acting debut as Amy . is funny , harmless and as substantial as a tub of popcorn is funny , harmless and as substantial as a tub of popcorn with extra butter is funny , harmless and as substantial as a tub of popcorn with extra butter . is funny , insightfully human is funny , insightfully human and is funny , insightfully human and a delightful lark for history buffs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself is funny , scary and sad . is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most of all is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most of all , is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most of all , alive is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most of all , alive . is funny , touching , smart and complicated is funny -- is funny -- not '' ha ha '' funny , '' dead circus performer '' funny . And for all the wrong reasons besides is funny -- not '' ha ha '' funny , '' dead circus performer '' funny . And for all the wrong reasons besides . is funny . is funny and is funny and looks professional is funny and looks professional . is funny and pithy is funny and pithy , is funny and pithy , while illuminating an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , is funny enough to justify the embarrassment of bringing a barf bag to the moviehouse . is funny from is generally amusing from time is generally amusing from time to time is generally light enough is generally mean-spirited is generally quite funny is generally quite funny . is generous and deep is genial and decent is genial but never inspired , and little is genial but never inspired , and little about it will stay with you is genial but never inspired , and little about it will stay with you . is genuine sweep or feeling or even a character worth caring about is genuine sweep or feeling or even a character worth caring about . is genuinely inspirational is genuinely witty is getting old is getting old . is giddily entertaining is giddily entertaining . is given life when A Selection appears in its final form ( in '' Last Dance '' is given life when A Selection appears in its final form ( in '' Last Dance '' ) is given life when A Selection appears in its final form ( in '' Last Dance '' ) . is given life when A Selection appears in its final form ( in `` Last Dance '' ) is given passionate , if somewhat flawed , treatment . is going through the paces again with his usual high melodramatic style of filmmaking is going to be something really good is going to be something really good . is going to be something really good . ' is gone , replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks is gone , replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks . is good is good , is good , except its timing is good , except its timing . is good all round , but what really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons is good all round , but what really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons . is good at being the ultra-violent gangster wannabe is good enough is good enough and is good enough and will likely be appreciated most by sailors and folks who know their way around a submarine is good for a few laughs , as are Chan and Hewitt is good for a laugh is good for a laugh . The problem is good for a laugh . The problem with '' XXX '' is that its own action isn't very effective is good gossip , entertainingly delivered , yet with a distinctly musty odour , its expiry date long gone . is good news to anyone who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films is good-natured and never dull is gorgeously is gorgeously made is grand-scale is grand-scale moviemaking for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture is grand-scale moviemaking for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture . is gratefully received is great is great fun , full of the kind of energy it's documenting is great fun , full of the kind of energy it's documenting . is great fun to watch performing in a film that is only mildly diverting is great in his role is great in his role but is great in his role but never hogs the scenes from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy is great in his role but never hogs the scenes from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy . is great material for a film -- rowdy , brawny and lyrical in the best Irish sense is great summer fun to watch Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters is great summer fun to watch Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters . is great summer fun to watch arnold is greatness is greatness here is greatness here . is gripping , as are the scenes of Jia with his family is gripping , as are the scenes of Jia with his family . is grisly . is grossly contradictory is grossly contradictory in conveying its social message is grossly contradictory in conveying its social message , is grossly contradictory in conveying its social message , if indeed there is one is grossly contradictory in conveying its social message , if indeed there is one . is grotesque and boring is guaranteed to lift the spirits of the whole family is guaranteed to lift the spirits of the whole family . is half as moving as the filmmakers seem to think . is hampered by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion that Hitler's destiny was shaped by the most random of chances is hampered by a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense is hampered by its predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters is hampered by its predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters . is hamstrung by a badly handled screenplay of what is really an amusing concept -- a high-tech tux that transforms its wearer into a superman . is handled with intelligence and care is handsome is hard not to be especially grateful for freedom after a film like this . is hard to care is hard to conceive anyone else in their roles is hard to conceive anyone else in their roles . is hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful is hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful , is hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful , and is hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful , and lit by flashes of mordant humor is hard to dismiss -- moody , thoughtful , and lit by flashes of mordant humor . is hard to forget is hard to forget . is hard to resist is hard to tell who is chasing who or why is hardly a masterpiece is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . is hardly a perverse , dangerous libertine and agitator -- which would have made for better drama . He's just a sad aristocrat in tattered finery is hardly journalism at all is hardly perfect is hardly the most original fantasy film ever made is haunting ... ( It's ) what punk rock music used to be , and what the video medium could use more of : spirit , perception , conviction is haunting ... ( It's ) what punk rock music used to be , and what the video medium could use more of : spirit , perception , conviction . is having fun with it all is he has no character , loveable or otherwise is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . is headed down the toilet with the ferocity of a frozen burrito after an all-night tequila bender is heartening in the same way that each season marks a new start is heartening in the same way that each season marks a new start . is heartfelt and achingly real is heartfelt and achingly real . is heartfelt and hilarious is heartfelt and hilarious in ways you can't fake is heartfelt and hilarious in ways you can't fake . is heavy on religious symbols but wafer-thin is heavy on religious symbols but wafer-thin on dramatic substance is hell is hell . is hereby given fair warning . is heroic is high on squaddie banter is high on squaddie banter , is high on squaddie banter , low is higher than in Mary and most other recent comedies is highly enjoyable is highly enjoyable . is highly pleasurable is highly pleasurable . is hilarious is hilarious as she tries to resuscitate the fun-loving libertine lost somewhere inside the conservative , handbag-clutching Sarandon is hilarious as she tries to resuscitate the fun-loving libertine lost somewhere inside the conservative , handbag-clutching Sarandon . is hilariously , gloriously alive , and quite often hotter is hilariously , gloriously alive , and quite often hotter than Georgia asphalt is hilariously , gloriously alive , and quite often hotter than Georgia asphalt . is hindered by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about is hindered by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about . is hindered by uneven dialogue and plot lapses is hindered by uneven dialogue and plot lapses . is hinged on the belief that knees in the crotch , elbows in the face and spit in the eye are inherently funny is hinged on the belief that knees in the crotch , elbows in the face and spit in the eye are inherently funny . is his best film is his best film yet is his best film yet ... is historical filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative is historical filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . is historical filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated is historical filmmaking without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated . is hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you when you doze off thirty minutes into the film is hitting your head on the theater seat in front of you when you doze off thirty minutes into the film . is hollow , self-indulgent , and - worst of all - boring is hollow , self-indulgent , and - worst of all - boring . is honest enough to deny the possibility of hope in Auschwitz is honestly is honestly affecting is horrible is how a rich historical subject , combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture is how a rich historical subject , combined with so much first-rate talent ... could have yielded such a flat , plodding picture . is how it winds up affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear is how it winds up affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear . is how its makers actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring is how much it's not just another connect-the-dots , spy-on-the-run picture is how much it's not just another connect-the-dots , spy-on-the-run picture . is how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time is how the film knows what's unique and quirky about Canadians is how well it holds up in an era in which computer-generated images are the norm is how well it holds up in an era in which computer-generated images are the norm . is hugely overwritten is hugely overwritten , is hugely overwritten , with tons and tons of dialogue -- most of it given to children is hugely overwritten , with tons and tons of dialogue -- most of it given to children . is human comedy at its most amusing , interesting and confirming is human comedy at its most amusing , interesting and confirming . is hypnotic is icily brilliant is icily brilliant . is idiotic and absurdly sentimental is if they were put to sleep by the movie and had a nightmare . is if you have a case of masochism and an hour and a half to blow is if you have a case of masochism and an hour and a half to blow . is immaculately produced is impenetrable and dull is important in life is impossible is impossible not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times is impossible not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times . is impossible to care about is impossible to care about and is impossible to care about and isn't very funny is impossible to care whether that boast is true is impossible to find the film anything but is impossible to find the film anything but appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and totally lacking in conviction is impossible to ignore is impossible to look away is impossible to look away . Ah yes is impossible to think of any film more challenging or depressing than The Grey Zone is impressive is impressive . is impressive for the sights and sounds of the wondrous beats is impressive for the sights and sounds of the wondrous beats the world has to offer is impressive for the sights and sounds of the wondrous beats the world has to offer . is impressively true for being so hot-blooded is in a class by itself is in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee is in bad need of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee . is in every way inferior to that of John is in every way inferior to that of john is in extremely bad taste is in his element is in his element here is in his hypermasculine element here , once again able to inject some real vitality and even art into a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable is in his hypermasculine element here , once again able to inject some real vitality and even art into a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable . is in its examination of America's culture of fear as a root cause of gun violence . is in many ways a conventional , even predictable remake is in many ways a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre is in many ways the perfect festival film : a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience is in many ways the perfect festival film : a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience . is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo is in need of a scented bath is in need of a scented bath . is in the end an honorable , interesting failure is in the end an honorable , interesting failure . is in the end an honorable , interesting failure . It falls far short of poetry is in the mixture , the intoxicating masala , of cultures and film genres is in the right place is in the right place , his plea for democracy and civic action laudable is in the right place , his plea for democracy and civic action laudable . is in the right place ... innocent and well-meaning is in the same category is in the same category as X-Men - occasionally brilliant but mostly average , showing signs of potential for the sequels , but not giving us much this time around is in the same category as X-Men - occasionally brilliant but mostly average , showing signs of potential for the sequels , but not giving us much this time around . is in there somewhere is in trouble is inane and awful is incarnated in the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap is incredible is incredible ! is indeed a duty of art is indeed a duty of art to reflect life is infectious is infectious . is infused with the sensibility of a video director is ingenious is ingenious fun is ingenious fun . is ingenious fun . See it is ingenious fun . See it . is insightful about Kissinger's background and history is insightful about Kissinger's background and history . is insipid is inspirational in characterizing how people from such diverse cultures share the same human and spiritual needs is inspirational in characterizing how people from such diverse cultures share the same human and spiritual needs . is inspiring is inspiring , is inspiring , especially for aging hippies ( this one included ) is inspiring , especially for aging hippies ( this one included ) . is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . It is also a testament to the integrity and vision of the band . is instead a cheap cliché is instead a tepid waste of time and talent is instead a tepid waste of time and talent . is instead about as fresh as last week's issue of Variety is instead about as fresh as last week's issue of Variety . is instructive is insufficiently enlightening and inviting is intelligently is intelligently accomplished is intensely personal is intensely personal and is intensely personal and yet -- unlike Quills -- deftly is intensely personal and yet -- unlike Quills -- deftly shows us the temper of the times is intensely personal and yet -- unlike Quills -- deftly shows us the temper of the times . is interested is interested in nothing is interesting is interesting and entertaining is interesting and fun to see Goodall and her chimpanzees on the bigger-than-life screen is interesting and fun to see Goodall and her chimpanzees on the bigger-than-life screen . is interesting and good is interesting but constantly unfulfilling is interesting but constantly unfulfilling . is interesting but his Parisian rebirth is stillborn is interesting to see where one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity is interesting to witness the conflict from the Palestinian side is interminable is intriguing is intriguing , provocative stuff is intriguing , provocative stuff . is intriguing but quickly becomes distasteful and downright creepy is intriguing but quickly becomes distasteful and downright creepy . is involving is involving . is ironically just the sort of disposable , kitchen-sink homage that illustrates why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood is ironically muted by the very people who are intended to make it shine is it a charming , funny and beautifully crafted import is it a charming , funny and beautifully crafted import , it uses very little dialogue , making it relatively effortless to read and follow the action at the same time . is it a monsterous one is it as smart is it hokey is it the Kahlo movie Frida fans have been looking for is its complete and utter lack of tension is its energy is its essential problem is its lame aspiration for grasping the coolness vibes when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is is its low-key quality and genuine tenderness is its low-key quality and genuine tenderness . is its low-key way of tackling what seems like done-to-death material is its make-believe promise of life that soars above the material realm is its most immediate and most obvious pleasure is its personable , amusing cast is its personable , amusing cast . is its reliance on formula is its reliance on formula , though is its spirit , its ribald , full-throated humor is its spirit , its ribald , full-throated humor . is its surreal sense of humor and technological finish is its surreal sense of humor and technological finish . is its unforced comedy-drama and its relaxed , natural-seeming actors is its unforced comedy-drama and its relaxed , natural-seeming actors . is its utter sincerity is its utter sincerity . is itself Intacto's luckiest stroke is itself a sort of cinematic high crime , one that brings military courtroom dramas down very , very low is itself a sort of cinematic high crime , one that brings military courtroom dramas down very , very low . is just SOOOOO tired is just SOOOOO tired . is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing is just a big , gorgeous , mind-blowing , breath-taking mess is just a corny examination of a young actress trying to find her way is just a corny examination of a young actress trying to find her way . is just a little bit hard to love is just a little bit hard to love . is just a mess is just a plain old monster is just a plain old monster . is just about right is just an overexposed waste of film is just another unoriginal run of the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype is just another unoriginal run of the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype . is just as boring and as obvious is just as good , if not better than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand is just as ill-fitting as Shadyac's perfunctory directing chops is just as likely to blacken that organ with cold vengefulness is just as likely to blacken that organ with cold vengefulness . is just as much about the ownership and redefinition of myth as it is about a domestic unit finding their way to joy is just as obvious as telling a country skunk is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor is just as obvious as telling a country skunk that he has severe body odor . is just breathtaking is just fine is just futile silliness looking to tap into the kiddie sensibilities is just futile silliness looking to tap into the kiddie sensibilities . is just garbage is just garbage . is just generally insulting is just hectic and homiletic is just hectic and homiletic : two parts exhausting Men in Black mayhem to one part family values is just lazy is just lazy writing is just lazy writing . is just lazy writing . Even kids deserve better is just lazy writing . Even kids deserve better . is just repulsive is just repulsive . is just such an achievement is just such an achievement . is just the point is just the sort for those moviegoers who complain that ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore . is just the ticket you need . is just too , too precious in the end is just too , too precious in the end . is just too bad the film's story does not live up to its style is just too bad the film's story does not live up to its style . is just too clichéd and too often strains credulity is just too dialed-up is just too dialed-up to be America's Sweetheart is just too dialed-up to be America's Sweetheart . is just too dialed-up to be america's sweetheart is just too easy to be genuinely satisfying is just too easy to be genuinely satisfying . is just too original to be ignored is just too original to be ignored . is just too slim is just too slim . is kind of enjoyable thanks mainly to Belushi's easy-going likableness . is kind of special is kinda wrong in places is labored is lacking is lacking any real emotional impact is lackluster at best is lame is lame . is largely unexplored is laugh-out-loud ludicrous . is laughable in the solemnity with which it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period . is laughingly is laughingly enjoyable is leaning forward while wearing low-cut gowns , not making snappy comebacks is leaning forward while wearing low-cut gowns , not making snappy comebacks . is left puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery is left slightly unfulfilled is left slightly unfulfilled . is left with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else is left with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else . is left with the inescapable conclusion that Hitchens ' obsession with Kissinger is , at bottom , a sophisticated flower child's desire to purge the world of the tooth and claw of human power is less a documentary and more propaganda by way of a valentine sealed with a kiss is less a documentary and more propaganda by way of a valentine sealed with a kiss . is less about a superficial midlife crisis is less about a superficial midlife crisis than it is about the need to stay in touch with your own skin , at 18 or 80 . is less compelling than the circumstances of its making is less compelling than the circumstances of its making . is less concerned with cultural and political issues than doting on its eccentric characters . is less like a children's movie than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts is less like a children's movie than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts . is less poetic than simply pretentious is less poetic than simply pretentious . is less successful on other levels is less than the sum of its parts is less than the sum of its parts . is less the cheap thriller you'd expect than it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably and dangerously collide is life affirming and heartbreaking , sweet without the decay factor , funny and sad is life affirming and heartbreaking , sweet without the decay factor , funny and sad . is light , innocuous and unremarkable is light and fun is light and fun ... is lightweight filmmaking is lightweight filmmaking , is lightweight filmmaking , to be sure is like Scorsese's Mean Streets redone by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot is like Scorsese's Mean Streets redone by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot . is like a 1940s Warner Bros . B picture is like a beautiful food entrée that isn't heated properly , so that it ends up a bit cold and relatively flavorless is like a beautiful food entrée that isn't heated properly , so that it ends up a bit cold and relatively flavorless . is like a couple of mediocre TV-movie is like a progressive bull in a china shop , a provocateur crashing into ideas and special-interest groups as he slaps together his own brand of liberalism . ' is like a series of beginnings and middles that never take off . is like a year late is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the '' webcast is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the '' webcast . is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the '' webcast . '' is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast . is like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the `` webcast . '' is like being buried in a new environment . is like being trapped at a bad rock concert is like binging on cotton candy is like biting into what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day and coming away with your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms is like biting into what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day and coming away with your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms . is like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump is like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump . is like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours is like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours . is like nothing we Westerners have seen before . is like reading a Times Portrait of Grief that keeps shifting focus to the journalist who wrote it is like reading a research paper is like reading a research paper , is like reading a research paper , with special effects tossed in is like seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string is like seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . is like sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and desperately wishing you could change tables is like sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and desperately wishing you could change tables . is like watching a transcript of a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet is like watching a transcript of a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet . is like watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie after drinking twelve beers . is like when he's not giving the same 15-cent stump speech is likely to cause massive cardiac arrest if taken in large doses is likely to cause massive cardiac arrest if taken in large doses . is likely to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water is likely to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water . is likely to find compelling is listless , witless , and devoid of anything is listless , witless , and devoid of anything resembling humor is little else is little else to recommend '' Never Again is little else to recommend '' Never Again . is little else to recommend '' Never Again . '' is little else to recommend `` Never Again is little else to recommend `` Never Again . is little else to recommend `` Never Again . '' is little more than Home Alone raised to a new , self-deprecating level is little more than Home Alone raised to a new , self-deprecating level . is little more than a mall movie designed to kill time is little more than a mall movie designed to kill time . is little question that this is a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out is little question that this is a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out . is loaded with good intentions is long gone is long on is long on glamour and short on larger moralistic consequences , is long on narrative and ( too ) short is long on narrative and ( too ) short on action is long on narrative and ( too ) short on action . is look radiant , grimly purposeful and mildly alarmed while forcing open doors , wielding wrenches and fleeing monsters is loopy and ludicrous is loopy and ludicrous ... is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened . is losing his touch is lost , leaving the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless is lost , leaving the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless . is lots of fun is lovely and lovable is maddening . is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion . is made fresh by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances in this low-budget , video-shot , debut indie effort is made fresh by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances in this low-budget , video-shot , debut indie effort . is made infinitely more wrenching by the performances of real-life spouses Seldahl and Wollter is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show is magically is magically ` significant ' because of that is magnetic as Graham is magnificent is majorly ham-fisted is majorly ham-fisted , is majorly ham-fisted , from the repetitive manifestos that keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke is majorly ham-fisted , from the repetitive manifestos that keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke . is make either of Val Kilmer's two personas interesting or worth caring about is make either of Val Kilmer's two personas interesting or worth caring about . is many things -- stoner midnight flick , sci-fi deconstruction , gay fantasia -- is many things -- stoner midnight flick , sci-fi deconstruction , gay fantasia -- but above all it's a love story as sanguine as its title . is marveilleux is marveilleux . is marvelous is masterful is masterful . is masterful . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans is masterful . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , is masterful . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , as the film has some of the best special effects ever is masterful . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , as the film has some of the best special effects ever . is masterly is matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders is matched only by the ridiculousness of its premise is matched only by the ridiculousness of its premise . is meaningful or memorable is meaningless , vapid and devoid is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance is meant to be ` inspirational ' and ` uplifting ' is merely Anne-Sophie Birot's off-handed way of saying girls find adolescence difficult to wade through is merely a charmless witch is merely a charmless witch . is merely a transition is a common tenet in the world's religions . This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications is merely a transition is a common tenet in the world's religions . This deeply spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications . is merely mildly charming is merited is mesmerizing is mesmerizing -- is mesmerizing . is messy , murky , unsatisfying is messy , murky , unsatisfying . is messy , uncouth , incomprehensible , vicious and absurd is messy , uncouth , incomprehensible , vicious and absurd . is mild-mannered , been-there material given a pedestrian spin by a director who needed a touch of the flamboyant , the outrageous is milk it with despondent eyes and whine that nobody treats him human enough is milked is miraculously able is miraculously able to entertain anyway is misbegotten is missing from it all is a moral . What is the filmmakers ' point ? is missing from it all is a moral . What is the filmmakers ' point ? Why did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery is moldy and obvious is moldy and obvious . is molto superficiale is moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming is moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming all at once is moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming all at once ... is moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming all at once ... a twisting , unpredictable , cat-and-mouse thriller is moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming all at once ... a twisting , unpredictable , cat-and-mouse thriller . is more a case of ` Sacre bleu is more a case of ` Sacre bleu ! ' than ` Magnifique ' is more a case of ` Sacre bleu ! ' than ` Magnifique ' . is more about the optimism of a group of people who are struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones is more accurate than anything is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film is more accurately Chabrolian . is more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus is more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts . is more boring or embarrassing is more complex and honest is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film is more depressing than entertaining is more depressing than liberating is more effective on stage is more effective on stage . It's not a motion picture is more engaging than the usual fantasies Hollywood produces is more engaging than the usual fantasies Hollywood produces . is more enjoyable than the original is more enjoyable than the original . is more fascinating -- being real -- than anything seen on Jerry Springer is more fascinating -- being real -- than anything seen on Jerry Springer . is more frustrating than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds is more frustrating than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds . is more fully is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes is more fun than Conan the Barbarian is more fun than Conan the Barbarian . is more ho-hum than ho-ho-ho is more in love with strangeness than excellence is more in love with strangeness than excellence . is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us is more interesting is more interesting ( and funnier ) is more interesting ( and funnier ) than his is more interesting than the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run is more interesting than the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run . is more like is more like it is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . is more likely to induce sleep than fright is more likely to induce sleep than fright . is more mindless is more mindless love is more mindless love than mad , more grating and boring is more mindless love than mad , more grating and boring than anything else is more of an ordeal than an amusement is more of an ordeal than an amusement . is more original is more original . is more than a movie is more than a movie . is more than a movie . Go is more than a movie . Go . is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival is more than just a filmed opera is more than merely a Holocaust movie is more than one joke about putting the toilet seat down . is more timely now than ever is more timely now than ever . is more worshipful than your random E is more worshipful than your random E ! True Hollywood Story is more worshipful than your random e ! true hollywood story is most commonly case with projects such noble and lofty ambitions is most remarkable not because of its epic scope , but because of the startling intimacy is most remarkable not because of its epic scope , but because of the startling intimacy it achieves despite that breadth is most remarkable not because of its epic scope , but because of the startling intimacy it achieves despite that breadth . is most transporting when it stays put in the past is mostly a bore is mostly a lump of run-of-the-mill profanity sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy that you might think he was running for office -- or trying to win over a probation officer is mostly a lump of run-of-the-mill profanity sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy that you might think he was running for office -- or trying to win over a probation officer . is mostly admirable is mostly admirable . is mostly well-constructed fluff , which is all it seems intended to be . is moving is much like the ethos of a stream of consciousness , although , it's unfortunate for the viewer that the thoughts and reflections coming through are torpid and banal is much more P.C. than the original version ( no more racist portraits of Indians , for instance ) is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched Stephen Norrington-directed predecessor is much more into ambiguity and creating mood is much more terrifying than what you do is much more terrifying than what you do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances is much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- to do the subject matter justice . is much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice is much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice . is murder by numbers , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , is murder by numbers , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , despite a few whopping shootouts . is muted isn't isn't , especially when it starts to seem more improvised than scripted isn't . isn't a '' Friday '' worth waiting for isn't a '' Friday '' worth waiting for . isn't a bad film isn't a disaster , exactly , but a very handsomely produced let-down isn't a disaster , exactly , but a very handsomely produced let-down . isn't a favorite isn't a great movie isn't a new idea isn't a new plot isn't a new plot -- in fact Toback himself used it in Black and White . isn't a product of its cinematic predecessors so much as an MTV , sugar hysteria , and PlayStation cocktail isn't a product of its cinematic predecessors so much as an MTV , sugar hysteria , and PlayStation cocktail . isn't a redeeming moment isn't a redeeming moment here . isn't a retooled genre piece , the tale of a guy and his gun , isn't a retooled genre piece , the tale of a guy and his gun , but an amiably idiosyncratic work . isn't a terrible film by any means isn't a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- an unrewarding collar for a murder mystery isn't a terrible movie , just a stultifyingly obvious one -- an unrewarding collar for a murder mystery . isn't a very isn't a very involving one isn't a weak or careless performance isn't a weak or careless performance amongst them isn't a weak or careless performance amongst them . isn't able to muster for a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier isn't afraid to provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience isn't afraid to try any genre and to do it his own way isn't afraid to try any genre and to do it his own way . isn't all that bad isn't always coherent isn't always easy to look at isn't always easy to look at . isn't an ounce of honest poetry in his entire script isn't as compelling or as believable isn't as compelling or as believable as it should be isn't as compelling or as believable as it should be . isn't as easy to come by as it used to be isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is isn't as funny isn't as funny as it should be isn't as funny as you'd hoped isn't as funny as you'd hoped . isn't as funny as you'd hoped . For a film that's being advertised as a comedy isn't as gory or explicit . isn't as quirky as it thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited isn't as sharp isn't as sharp , isn't as sharp or as fresh isn't as weird as it ought to be isn't as weird as it ought to be . isn't badly made isn't blind to the silliness , but also captures moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction isn't breaking new ground isn't complex enough to hold our interest isn't complex enough to hold our interest . isn't downright silly isn't dull . isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues isn't enough clever innuendo to fil isn't entirely persuasive isn't especially realistic isn't even Madonna's Swept Away isn't even a movie isn't even all that dumb isn't even halfway isn't exactly endearing isn't exactly kiddie-friendly isn't exactly profound cinema isn't exactly quality cinema isn't funny isn't funny , isn't funny , either isn't funny . isn't going to jell isn't going to make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous isn't going to win any academy awards isn't heated isn't heated properly , isn't heated properly , so that it ends up isn't horrible isn't in this film , which may be why it works as well as it does isn't in this film , which may be why it works as well as it does . isn't interested in recycling old cliches isn't just isn't just a poor fit with Kieslowski's lyrical pessimism isn't just hilarious isn't just offensive isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us isn't likely to rouse the Rush Hour crowd isn't likely to rouse the Rush Hour crowd . isn't mainly suspense or excitement . isn't merely offensive isn't more accomplished . The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward isn't more compelling isn't much about K-19 isn't much better isn't much better . isn't much fun isn't much fun . isn't much fun without the highs and lows isn't much in the way of character development isn't much in the way of character development in the script isn't much of a mystery , isn't much of a mystery , unfortunately . isn't much there here . isn't much to it isn't much to it . isn't much to laugh at isn't my favorite isn't my favorite in the series isn't my favorite in the series , still isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . isn't nearly as downbeat as it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny isn't nearly as downbeat as it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny . isn't nearly as funny isn't nearly as funny as it thinks it is isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor isn't nearly as good to his crew as he is as a director or actor . isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch isn't nearly enough fun here isn't nearly surprising or clever enough to sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own isn't nearly surprising or clever enough to sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own . isn't necessarily an admirable storyteller isn't necessarily an admirable storyteller . isn't one moment in the film that surprises or delights isn't one moment in the film that surprises or delights . isn't one true ` Chan moment ' isn't one true ` Chan moment ' . isn't painfully bad , something to be ` fully experienced ' isn't particularly assaultive isn't particularly funny isn't quite isn't quite enough to drag along the dead ( water ) weight of the other isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year . isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year . It's just merely very bad isn't quite one of the worst movies of the year . It's just merely very bad . isn't quite out of ripe isn't reacting to humor so much as they are wincing back in repugnance isn't reacting to humor so much as they are wincing back in repugnance . isn't really about anything . isn't really good enough to be on afternoon TV isn't really one of resources isn't scary isn't scary . isn't scary . It hates its characters . isn't smart isn't so much bad as it is bland isn't so much bad as it is bland . isn't something to be taken seriously isn't subversive so much as it is nit-picky about the hypocrisies of our time isn't talking a talk that appeals to me isn't that Stealing Harvard is a horrible movie -- if only it were that grand a failure isn't that Stealing Harvard is a horrible movie -- if only it were that grand a failure ! isn't that funny isn't that much different from many a Hollywood romance isn't that much different from many a Hollywood romance . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings isn't that much different from many a Hollywood romance . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings . isn't that the picture is unfamiliar , but that it manages to find new avenues of discourse on old problems isn't that the picture is unfamiliar , but that it manages to find new avenues of discourse on old problems . isn't the actor to save it . isn't the least bit mesmerizing isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years isn't the most edgy piece of Disney animation to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , isn't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director isn't the word -- neither is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated isn't to say that it's the equal of some of its predecessors isn't tough to take as long as you've paid a matinee price isn't trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience isn't trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience ! Who knew isn't very bright isn't very effective isn't very funny isn't very funny . isn't very good isn't very interesting isn't very interesting actually isn't world championship material isn't worth sitting through isn't worth telling is naturally poignant is nature against progress . In Fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale is nature against progress . In Fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale . is nature against progress . in fessenden's horror trilogy is nearly impossible to look at or understand is nearly incoherent is nearly incoherent , is nearly incoherent , an excuse to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins is nearly incoherent , an excuse to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins . is nearly meaningless is nearly perfect in its relentless descent is nearly perfect in its relentless descent to the depths of one man is needed to live a rich and full life is needed to live a rich and full life . is negated is neither ... excessively strained is neither ... excessively strained and contrived is neither amusing nor dramatic enough to sustain interest is neither dramatic nor comic is neither light nor magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy . is never able to pull it back on course . is never any question of how things will turn out is never as daft is never as daft as it should have been . is never clear is never clear . is never dull is never especially clever and is never especially clever and often is never especially clever and often is rather pretentious is never especially clever and often is rather pretentious . is never fun is never heavy-handed . is never less than engaging is never lethargic is never melodic \/ is never much worse than bland or better than inconsequential is never quite able is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . is never quite able to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot . ' is never satisfactory is never satisfactory . is never satisfactory . The art demands live viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen is never satisfactory . The art demands live viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen . is never sure to make a clear point -- even if it seeks to rely on an ambiguous presentation . is never to tease , except gently and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes is never to tease , except gently and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes . is nevertheless compelling is nevertheless efficiently amusing is nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while is nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while . is new is nicely is nicely performed by a quintet of actresses is nicely shot is nicely shot , is nicely shot , well-edited is nicely shot , well-edited and is nicely shot , well-edited and features a standout performance by Diane Lane is nicely shot , well-edited and features a standout performance by Diane Lane . is no '' Waterboy ! '' is no denying the power of Polanski's film is no denying the power of Polanski's film ... is no doubt that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone is no doubt that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone . is no doubt true is no doubt true , but serves as a rather thin moral to such a knowing fable is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low is no entry portal in The Rules of Attraction is no foundation for it is no insight is no insight into the anguish of Heidi's life is no insight into the anguish of Heidi's life -- is no less subservient to Bond's tired formula of guns , girls and gadgets while brandishing a new action hero is no longer accessible is no match for the insipid script he has crafted with Harris Goldberg is no picnic is no pleasure in watching a child suffer is no pleasure in watching a child suffer . is no pleasure in watching a child suffer . Just embarrassment and a vague sense of shame is no pleasure in watching a child suffer . Just embarrassment and a vague sense of shame . is no psychology here , and no real narrative logic -- just a series of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract is no psychology here , and no real narrative logic -- just a series of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract . is no real reason to see it is no real reason to see it . is no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and then don't rent it is no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and then don't rent it . is no rest period , no timeout is no solace here , no entertainment value , merely a fierce lesson in where filmmaking can take us is no substitute for on-screen chemistry is nonetheless -- and likely inadvertently -- a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role is nonetheless -- and likely inadvertently -- a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role that U.S. foreign policy has played in the rise of Castro is nonexistent . is nonjudgmental , and is nonjudgmental , and makes clear that a prostitute can be as lonely and needy as any of the clients is not is not , nor will he be , back is not Chabrol's best is not Edward Burns ' best film is not ` Who ? is not a bad film . is not a bad movie is not a bad movie , just mediocre . is not a character in the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged , not a moment that is not false is not a character in the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged , not a moment that is not false . is not a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one is not a classical dramatic animated feature , nor a hip , contemporary , in-jokey one . is not a great Bond movie is not a mass-market entertainment but an uncompromising attempt by one artist to think about another is not a mass-market entertainment but an uncompromising attempt by one artist to think about another . is not a movie about fetishism . It is a movie about passion is not a movie about fetishism . It is a movie about passion . is not a porno , though it is as tedious as one . is not a stereotypical one of self-discovery , is not a stereotypical one of self-discovery , as she's already comfortable enough in her own skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique is not always the prettiest pictures that tell the best story is not an easy film . is not an ounce of honesty in the entire production is not an ounce of honesty in the entire production . is not as funny or entertaining is not as funny or entertaining as Analyze This is not as terrible as the synergistic impulse that created it is not as well-conceived as either of those films is not easily dismissed or forgotten . is not easily forgotten is not enough to give the film the substance it so desperately needs is not enough to give the film the substance it so desperately needs . is not entirely successful is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days is not even half the interest is not even half the interest . is not explored very deeply is not first-rate is not for all tastes is not handled well is not helped by the thin characterizations , nonexistent plot and pretentious visual style is not helped by the thin characterizations , nonexistent plot and pretentious visual style . is not in the least surprising is not it is not just the spice , is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year is not nearly as dreadful as expected . In fact , it's quite fun in places is not nearly as dreadful as expected . In fact , it's quite fun in places . is not nearly up is not nearly up to is not one of the movies you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live is not one of the movies you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live . is not one of them is not only a love song to the movies is not only a pianist , but a good human being is not only distanced but distancing is not only distanced but distancing . is not only than a frighteningly capable debut and genre piece , but also a snapshot of a dangerous political situation on the verge of coming to a head is not only than a frighteningly capable debut and genre piece , but also a snapshot of a dangerous political situation on the verge of coming to a head . is not only the best date movie of the year is not quite the career peak is not quite what it could have been as a film is not real is not really a film as much as it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor is not really a film as much as it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor . is not rooted in that decade is not show-stoppingly hilarious , but scathingly witty is not show-stoppingly hilarious , but scathingly witty nonetheless is not show-stoppingly hilarious , but scathingly witty nonetheless . is not sufficiently developed to support a film constructed around him is not sufficiently developed to support a film constructed around him . is not that it's all derivative , because plenty of funny movies recycle old tropes . is not that it's offensive , but that it's boring is not that it's offensive , but that it's boring . is not the director at his most sparkling is not the first time that director Sara Sugarman stoops to having characters drop their pants for laughs and not the last time is not the most impressive player is not the most impressive player . is not the same thing as a good movie is not the undisputed worst boxing movie ever is not unlike watching a glorified episode of '' 7th Heaven . is not unlike watching a glorified episode of '' 7th Heaven . '' is not unlike watching a glorified episode of `` 7th Heaven . is not unlike watching a glorified episode of `` 7th Heaven . '' is not without talent is not worth is not your standard Hollywood bio-pic . Schrader aims to present an unflinching look at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness . is notable for its sheer audacity and openness is notable for its sheer audacity and openness . is notable for its stylistic austerity and forcefulness is nothing but a convenient conveyor belt of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination is nothing but a convenient conveyor belt of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination . is nothing but a sticky-sweet soap is nothing but a sticky-sweet soap . is nothing but boilerplate clichés from start to finish is nothing but familiar territory is nothing but familiar territory . is nothing compared to the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction is nothing compared to the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction . is nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film is nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie is nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie . is nothing if not is nothing if not sincere is nothing in it to engage children emotionally is nothing less than a provocative piece of work is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album is nothing more than an obsolete , if irritating , notion of class is nothing more than an obsolete , if irritating , notion of class . is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta is nothing new . is nothing outstanding about this film is nothing redeeming about this movie is nothing redeeming about this movie . is nothing short of a great one is nothing short of a great one . is nothing short of a travesty of a transvestite comedy is nothing short of a travesty of a transvestite comedy . is nothing short of mesmerizing is nothing short of refreshing is nothing special is nothing to sneeze at these days is now a movie that isn't really good enough to be in theaters is now a movie that isn't really good enough to be in theaters . is now outselling the electric guitar ... is now outselling the electric guitar ... '' is now stretched to barely feature length , with a little more attention paid to the animation is nowhere near as refined as all the classic dramas it borrows from is numbingly bad is numbingly predictable is nurturing is obscured by the majority of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative is obviously a labour of love is oddly lifeless . is of Brian De Palma's addiction to the junk-calorie suspense tropes that have all but ruined his career is of Brian De Palma's addiction to the junk-calorie suspense tropes that have all but ruined his career . is of overwhelming waste is of the darkest variety is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty is off . is off his game is off-putting is off-putting , is off-putting , to say the least , not to mention inappropriate and wildly undeserved . is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny is offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else is often as fun is often as fun to watch as a good spaghetti western is often as fun to watch as a good spaghetti western . is often exquisite is often filled with a sense of pure wonderment and excitement not often seen in today's cinema du sarcasm is often preachy is often preachy and is often preachy and poorly acted is often quite rich and exciting is often very funny is often way off is old-fashioned , occasionally charming and as subtle as boldface . is omitted nor a clich left unsaid is omitted nor a cliché left unsaid is omitted nor a cliché left unsaid . is on full , irritating display is on full , irritating display in ( this ) meandering and pointless French coming-of-age import from writer-director Anne-Sophie Birot is on full , irritating display in ( this ) meandering and pointless French coming-of-age import from writer-director Anne-Sophie Birot . is on his way to becoming the American Indian Spike Lee is on his way to becoming the American Indian Spike Lee . is on the border of bemused contempt is one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen is one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen . is one baaaaaaaaad movie is one baaaaaaaaad movie . is one big , dumb action movie is one big , dumb action movie . is one big , dumb action movie . Stress ` dumb is one big , dumb action movie . Stress ` dumb . is one big , dumb action movie . Stress ` dumb . ' is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler is one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another is one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another . is one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another . About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal is one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another . About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal . is one carried by a strong sense of humanism is one dumb movie is one film that's truly deserving of its Oscar nomination is one film that's truly deserving of its Oscar nomination . is one for the ages is one for the ages . is one helluva singer is one helluva singer . is one long chick-flick slog is one long chick-flick slog . is one more celluloid testimonial to the cruelties experienced by Southern blacks as distilled through a Caucasian perspective is one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem is one of 2002's involvingly adult surprises is one of 2002's involvingly adult surprises . is one of Mr . Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny is one of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny is one of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny . is one of Polanski's best films is one of Polanski's best films . is one of my least favourite emotions , especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it is one of my least favourite emotions , especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it . is one of the best actors there is is one of the best actors there is . is one of the best examples of artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon is one of the best examples of artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon . is one of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen is one of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen . is one of the biggest disappointments of the year is one of the biggest disappointments of the year . is one of the greatest date movies in years is one of the greatest date movies in years . is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome . is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant `` if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant `` if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome . is one of the luckiest men is one of the luckiest men alive is one of the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men is one of the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men . is one of the most repellent things to pop up in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage is one of the most repellent things to pop up in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage . is one of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory is one of the outstanding thrillers of recent years is one of the outstanding thrillers of recent years . is one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema is one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . is one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here is one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here . is one of the rarest kinds of films : a family-oriented non-Disney film that is actually funny without hitting below the belt is one of the rarest kinds of films : a family-oriented non-Disney film that is actually funny without hitting below the belt . is one of the year's best is one of the year's best . is one of the year's best films is one of the year's best films . is one of the year's worst cinematic tragedies is one of the year's worst cinematic tragedies . is one of this year's very best pictures is one of this year's very best pictures . is one of those all-star reunions is one of those art house films that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original is one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original . is one of those crazy , mixed-up films that doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up is one of those crazy , mixed-up films that doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up . is one of those films that I wanted to like much more than I actually did is one of those films that aims to confuse is one of those films that possesses all the good intentions in the world , but is one of those films that requires the enemy to never shoot straight is one of those films that requires the enemy to never shoot straight . is one of those rare docs that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party is one of those rare docs that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party . is one of those rare pictures is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout is one of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right is one of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . is one of those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right . is one of those war movies that focuses on human interaction rather than battle and action sequences is one of two things : unadulterated thrills or genuine laughs is one of two things : unadulterated thrills or genuine laughs . is one of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists is one of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists and is one of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists and storytellers is one of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists and storytellers . is one only a true believer could relish . is one reason it's so lackluster . is one summer film that satisfies is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another is one that any art-house moviegoer is likely to find compelling is one that any art-house moviegoer is likely to find compelling . is one that should be thrown back in the river is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat is one word that best describes this film : honest is one word that best describes this film : honest . is one-sided , is one-sided , outwardly sexist or mean-spirited is only intermittently entertaining is only intermittently entertaining but it's hard not to be a sucker for its charms is only mildly amusing when it could have been so much more is only so much baked cardboard I need to chew is only so much baked cardboard I need to chew . is only so-so is oppressively heavy is oppressively heavy . is original is otherwise a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller is otherwise a sumptuous work of B-movie imagination is our story as much as it is Schmidt's , no matter if it's viewed as a self-reflection or cautionary tale . is out of his league is overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue and anachronistic in its style is overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue and anachronistic in its style . is overkill to the highest degree is overkill to the highest degree . is overlong and not well-acted , but credit writer-producer-director is overlong and not well-acted , but credit writer-producer-director Adam Watstein with finishing it at all . is overshadowed by the uberviolence of the Clericks as this becomes just another kung-fu sci-fi movie with silly action sequences is overshadowed by the uberviolence of the Clericks as this becomes just another kung-fu sci-fi movie with silly action sequences . is overwhelmed by predictability is owned by its costars , Spader and Gyllenhaal . is paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen is paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . is paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors is packed with information and impressions is packed with information and impressions . is painful to watch is painfully bad is painfully bad , is painfully bad , a fourth-rate Jim Carrey who doesn't understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb is painfully bad , a fourth-rate Jim Carrey who doesn't understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb . is painfully foolish in trying to hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory is painfully foolish in trying to hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory . is painfully formulaic and stilted is painfully formulaic and stilted . is painterly is painterly . is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal is parochial , accessible to a chosen few , standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill is part homage and part remake of the Italian masterpiece is part of the fun is particularly impressive is particularly impressive . is pathetic is pathetic ! is paved with good intentions is perfect is perfect casting for the role is perfectly creepy and believable is perfectly creepy and believable . is perfectly inoffensive and harmless is perfectly serviceable and because he gives the story some soul is perhaps too effective in creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation is perhaps too effective in creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation and is perhaps too effective in creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation and labored gentility is perhaps too effective in creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation and labored gentility . is phenomenal , especially the women is phenomenal , especially the women . is philosophy , illustrated through everyday events is plainly dull and visually ugly is plainly dull and visually ugly when it isn't incomprehensible is plastered with one Hollywood cliche after another , most of which involve precocious kids getting the better of obnoxious adults is plastered with one Hollywood cliche after another , most of which involve precocious kids getting the better of obnoxious adults . is played out with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes is played out with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes . is played with exasperating blandness by Laura Regan is played with exasperating blandness by Laura Regan . is playful but highly studied and dependent for its success on a patient viewer is playful but highly studied and dependent for its success on a patient viewer . is playing so free with emotions , and the fact that children are hostages to fortune , that he makes the audience hostage to his swaggering affectation of seriousness is pleasant , diverting and modest is pleasant , diverting and modest -- definitely a step in the right direction is pleasant , diverting and modest -- definitely a step in the right direction . is pleasant enough is pleasingly emphatic in this properly intense , claustrophobic tale of obsessive love is pleasingly emphatic in this properly intense , claustrophobic tale of obsessive love . is plenty fetching enough is plenty of fun for all is plenty of fun for all . is plenty of room for editing is poised for titillation , raw insight or both is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker is popular and powerful is popular and powerful in this high-tech age is popular and powerful in this high-tech age , is popular and powerful in this high-tech age , speaking its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass is popular and powerful in this high-tech age , speaking its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass . is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes is powerful is powerful , accessible and funny is powerful , accessible and funny . is powerful and provocative is powerful and provocative . is powerful and revelatory is powerful in itself is practically over before it begins is practically over before it begins . is precious little of either . is predictable is predictable at every turn is predictable at every turn . is predictable in the reassuring manner of a beautifully sung holiday carol is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight is presented with great sympathy and intelligence is presented with universal appeal is pretty cheesy is pretty cute is pretty damned funny is pretty damned funny . is pretty dicey material . is pretty funny is pretty funny now and then without in any way demeaning its subjects is pretty funny now and then without in any way demeaning its subjects . is pretty landbound , with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises is pretty landbound , with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises . is pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and intelligent is pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and intelligent plotting is pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and intelligent plotting . is pretty much the same all over is pretty weary is priceless is priceless . is prime escapist fare is prime escapist fare . is probably for the best is probably the funniest person in the film , which gives you an idea just how bad it was is probably the funniest person in the film , which gives you an idea just how bad it was . is profound is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be is proven that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery is pure ' 87 , with a halfhearted twist on its cautionary message : Fatal Attraction = don't have an affair with a nutjob ; Unfaithful = don't if you're married to one . is pure , exciting moviemaking is pure , exciting moviemaking . is pure junk is pure punk existentialism is pushed into the margins by predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics is pushed into the margins by predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics . is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario is put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario . is quiet , threatening and unforgettable is quiet , threatening and unforgettable . is quintessential Bollywood is quintessential Bollywood . is quintessential Bollywood . Except it's much , much better is quintessential Bollywood . Except it's much , much better . is quite a vision . is quite beautiful is quite entertaining is quite like calling a dog stupid is quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film . is raised a few notches above kiddie fantasy pablum by Allen's astringent wit is raised a few notches above kiddie fantasy pablum by Allen's astringent wit . is rather choppy is rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives is rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . is rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . As your relatives swap one mundane story after another is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end is rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end . is rather like viewing a long soap opera in which only the first episode was any good is rather like viewing a long soap opera in which only the first episode was any good . is rather pretentious is rather the way it introduces you to new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers is rather the way it introduces you to new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers . is rather unexceptional is razor sharp is realistic and greatly moving is realistic and greatly moving . is really , really stupid is really , really stupid . is really all about performances is really an amusing concept is really bad is really bad . is really closer to porn than a serious critique of what's wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture is really closer to porn than a serious critique of what's wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture . is really cute is really frustratingly timid and soggy is really funny is really just another genre picture . is really not so much bad as bland is really only one movie's worth of decent gags is really only one movie's worth of decent gags to be gleaned from the premise is really the only thing that's worth watching in Birthday Girl , a film by the stage-trained Jez Butterworth ( Mojo ) that serves as yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies in the post-Full Monty world is reasonably entertaining is reasonably entertaining , is reasonably entertaining , though it begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy . is reasonably well-done is recognizably Plympton is recommended only for those under 20 years of age is recreated with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats is refreshingly undogmatic about its characters is refreshingly undogmatic about its characters . is relatively slow is relatively slow to come to the point is relatively slow to come to the point . is reliable is remarkably dull with only Caine is remarkably dull with only Caine making much of an impression . is remarkably engaging despite being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks is remarkably engaging despite being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks . is remarkably fuddled about motives and context , which drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) is remarkably fuddled about motives and context , which drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) . is remembering is repeated at least four times . is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it is repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it ? is repellantly out of control is repellantly out of control . is repetitious is replete with acclaimed actors and actresses is replete with acclaimed actors and actresses and is replete with acclaimed actors and actresses and tackles a subject that's potentially moving is repulsive and depressing is repulsive and depressing . is required to supply too much of the energy in a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter is required to supply too much of the energy in a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter . is rich in emotional texture is richer than anticipated is richly detailed , deftly executed and utterly absorbing is richly detailed , deftly executed and utterly absorbing . is riddled with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through is riddled with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through . is ridiculous is ridiculous , is ridiculous , of course is right at home in this French shocker playing his usual bad boy weirdo role is right at home in this French shocker playing his usual bad boy weirdo role . is rigid and evasive is rigid and evasive in ways is rigid and evasive in ways that Soderbergh's best films , '' Erin Brockovich , '' '' Out of Sight '' and '' Ocean's Eleven is rigid and evasive in ways that Soderbergh's best films , `` Erin Brockovich , '' `` Out of Sight '' and `` Ocean's Eleven , '' is ripe for the Jerry Springer crowd . is risky , intelligent , romantic and rapturous is risky , intelligent , romantic and rapturous from start to finish is risky , intelligent , romantic and rapturous from start to finish . is riveting is riveting . is robbed and replaced with a persecuted '' other is robotically italicized is romantic comedy boilerplate from start to finish is rote drivel aimed at Mom and Dad's wallet is rote drivel aimed at Mom and Dad's wallet . is rote spookiness is rote spookiness , with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight is rote work and predictable is rote work and predictable , is rote work and predictable , but with a philosophical visual coming right at the end that extravagantly redeems it is rotten in the state of California is routine is running purely on adrenaline is sabotaged by the story's inability to create interest is sabotaged by ticking time bombs and other Hollywood-action cliches is sabotaged by ticking time bombs and other Hollywood-action cliches . is sacred in this gut-buster . is sadly is sadly a tough sit is sadly a tough sit , is sadly a tough sit , with an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter is sadly a tough sit , with an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter . is sadly heightened by current world events is sappy and amateurish is saved from unbearable lightness by the simplicity of the storytelling and the authenticity of the performances is saved from unbearable lightness by the simplicity of the storytelling and the authenticity of the performances . is schematic and obvious . is sensational and revelatory is sensational and revelatory , is sensational and revelatory , even if scratching makes you itch is sensational and revelatory , even if scratching makes you itch . is sentimental is sentimental but feels free to offend , is analytical and then surrenders to the illogic of its characters is sentimental but feels free to offend , is analytical and then surrenders to the illogic of its characters , is about grief and is sentimental but feels free to offend , is analytical and then surrenders to the illogic of its characters , is about grief and yet permits laughter is sentimental but feels free to offend , is analytical and then surrenders to the illogic of its characters , is about grief and yet permits laughter . is serene , the humor wry and sprightly is serene , the humor wry and sprightly . is seriously compromised by that is serviceable is set in a world that is very , very far from the one most of us is shake your head in disbelief -- and worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time is shallow , offensive and redundant is shallow , offensive and redundant , is shallow , offensive and redundant , with pitifully few real laughs is shallow , offensive and redundant , with pitifully few real laughs . is shapelessly gratifying is shapelessly gratifying , is shapelessly gratifying , the kind of movie that invites you to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live is shapelessly gratifying , the kind of movie that invites you to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live . is shifty in the manner in which it addresses current terrorism anxieties and sidesteps them at the same time is shifty in the manner in which it addresses current terrorism anxieties and sidesteps them at the same time . is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . is shockingly devoid of your typical Majid Majidi shoe-loving , crippled children is short on the thrills is short on the thrills the oversize medium demands is short on the thrills the oversize medium demands . is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double is shrewd enough to activate girlish tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls is shrewd enough to activate girlish tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls . is sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst is sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst . is significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration is significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration recount is significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration recount his Halloween trip to the Haunted House . is silly . is silly . Unfortunately is silly beyond comprehension is silly but strangely believable is silly but strangely believable . is simple and obvious is simple but absorbing is simple but absorbing . is simply a lazy exercise in bad filmmaking that asks you to not only suspend your disbelief but your intelligence as well is simply a lazy exercise in bad filmmaking that asks you to not only suspend your disbelief but your intelligence as well . is simply a matter of ( being ) in a shrugging mood . is simply a well-made and satisfying thriller is simply a well-made and satisfying thriller . is simply brilliant is simply brilliant . is simply distasteful to audiences not already sharing ( the movie's ) mindset is simply distasteful to audiences not already sharing ( the movie's ) mindset . is simply no doubt that this film asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country is simply no doubt that this film asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country . is simply not an actor is simply not enough of interest onscreen is simply not enough of interest onscreen to sustain its seventy-minute running time is simply not enough of interest onscreen to sustain its seventy-minute running time . is simply sublime is simply the most fun you'll ever have with a documentary is simply the most fun you'll ever have with a documentary ! is simply tired is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . is simply too overdone is simply too overdone . is sincere is slight but unendurable is slight fare indeed , with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) is slightly less successful than the first is slow to those of us in middle age is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors is small and shriveled is small change is small change . is small in scope , yet perfectly formed is small in scope , yet perfectly formed . is smart is smart , not cloying . is smart and dark - hallelujah for small favors is smart and dark - hallelujah for small favors . is smart and entirely charming is smart and entirely charming in intent and execution is smart and entirely charming in intent and execution . is smart to vary the pitch of his movie , balancing deafening battle scenes with quieter domestic scenes of women back home receiving War Department telegrams is smart writing , skewed characters , and the title performance by Kieran Culkin is smart writing , skewed characters , and the title performance by Kieran Culkin . is smarter and subtler is smarter and subtler than ( Total Recall and Blade Runner ) , is smarter and subtler than ( Total Recall and Blade Runner ) , although its plot may prove too convoluted for fun-seeking summer audiences is smarter and subtler than ( total recall and blade runner ) is smarter and subtler than ( total recall and blade runner ) , is so accessible is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment is so amusingly contrived and outlandish in its coincidences is so anemic is so bad is so bad , is so bad , that it's almost worth seeing because it's so bad is so bad , that it's almost worth seeing because it's so bad . is so bad . is so bad it doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen is so bad it doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen . is so bad that I even caught the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater is so bleak is so bleak that it's hardly watchable is so bloodless is so bluntly written , without a trace of sentimentality is so busy making reference to other films and trying to be other films is so busy making reference to other films and trying to be other films that it fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own is so busy making reference to other films and trying to be other films that it fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own . is so charmless and vacant is so cliched and contrived that it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects is so clumsily sentimental is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly directed it may leave you speaking in tongues is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly directed it may leave you speaking in tongues . is so cognizant of the cultural and moral issues involved in the process is so completely inane is so completely inane that one would have to be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes is so completely inane that one would have to be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes . is so consistently unimaginative is so consistently unimaginative that probably the only way to have saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys is so consistently unimaginative that probably the only way to have saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys . is so contrived , nonsensical and formulaic that , come to think of it , the day-old shelf would be a more appropriate location to store it is so convinced of its own brilliance is so convinced of its own brilliance that , if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in is so convinced of its own brilliance that , if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in . is so convinced of its own brilliance that , if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in . ' is so convincing is so convincing that by movies ' end you'll swear you are wet in some places and feel sand creeping in others is so convincing that by movies ' end you'll swear you are wet in some places and feel sand creeping in others . is so cool is so cool that it chills the characters , reducing our emotional stake in the outcome of '' Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game is so cool that it chills the characters , reducing our emotional stake in the outcome of '' Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game . is so cool that it chills the characters , reducing our emotional stake in the outcome of `` Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game is so corny is so de palma . if you love him , you'll like it . is so deadly dull is so deadly dull that watching the proverbial paint dry would be a welcome improvement is so deadly dull that watching the proverbial paint dry would be a welcome improvement . is so densely packed is so different from The Apple and so striking is so different from The Apple and so striking that it can only encourage us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success is so different from The Apple and so striking that it can only encourage us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success . is so disgusting is so disgusting that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch is so disgusting that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch . is so dumb and so exploitative in its violence is so dumb and so exploitative in its violence that , ironically , it becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against is so dumb and so exploitative in its violence that , ironically , it becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against . is so earnest in its yearning for the days is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs is so earnest that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs . is so enamored of her own creation is so enamored of her own creation that she can't see how insufferable the character is is so engagingly is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks is so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true is so fascinating is so fascinating that you won't care . is so film-culture referential that the final product is a ghost is so film-culture referential that the final product is a ghost . is so fine is so formulaic and forgettable that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory is so formulaic and forgettable that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory . is so formulaic that it seems to be on auto-pilot is so fresh and is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time is so funny in drag is so funny in drag he should consider permanent sex-reassignment is so grainy and rough , so dependent on being ` naturalistic ' rather than carefully lit and set up is so grainy and rough , so dependent on being ` naturalistic ' rather than carefully lit and set up , is so grainy and rough , so dependent on being ` naturalistic ' rather than carefully lit and set up , that it's exhausting to watch is so grainy and rough , so dependent on being ` naturalistic ' rather than carefully lit and set up , that it's exhausting to watch . is so graphically excessive is so huge that a column of words can not adequately describe co-writer\/director Peter Jackson's expanded vision of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle-earth is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives is so incredibly inane is so insanely dysfunctional is so insanely dysfunctional that the rampantly designed Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus is so insanely dysfunctional that the rampantly designed Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus . is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement is so intent on hammering home his message that he forgets to make it entertaining is so intent on hammering home his message that he forgets to make it entertaining . is so intimate and sensual and funny and psychologically self-revealing is so intimate and sensual and funny and psychologically self-revealing that it makes most of what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics is so intimate and sensual and funny and psychologically self-revealing that it makes most of what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics . is so intriguing is so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack is so lovely toward the end is so low-wattage is so low-wattage that none of the characters comes off as big is so meditative and lyrical about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics is so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking is so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking . is so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking is so much in the right place it is difficult to get really peeved at it is so much plodding sensitivity is so much pretentious nonsense , lavishly praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity is so off-Hollywood that it seems positively French in its rhythms and resonance is so often less is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood is so often nearly nothing is so packed with subplots involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film is so pat it makes your teeth hurt is so pat it makes your teeth hurt . is so pedestrian that the most positive comment we can make is that Rob Schneider actually turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl is so pedestrian that the most positive comment we can make is that Rob Schneider actually turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl . is so poorly paced you could fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines is so poorly paced you could fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines . is so predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine is so prolonged and boring is so prolonged and boring it isn't even close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be is so prolonged and boring it isn't even close to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be . is so rambling and disconnected it never builds any suspense is so refreshing to see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous and sappy fiascoes he's been making for the last several years . is so relentlessly harmless that it almost wins you over in the end is so resolutely is so resolutely cobbled together out of older movies that it even uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory is so resolutely cobbled together out of older movies that it even uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory . is so rich with period minutiae is so rich with period minutiae it's like dying and going to celluloid heaven is so rich with period minutiae it's like dying and going to celluloid heaven . is so ripe the film can't help but go soft and stinky is so ripe the film can't help but go soft and stinky . is so self-pitying is so single-mindedly daring is so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film is so slick , superficial and trend-hoppy , is so slick , superficial and trend-hoppy , that it's easy to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay is so slick , superficial and trend-hoppy , that it's easy to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay . is so slight is so slovenly done , so primitive in technique , that it can't really be called animation is so slovenly done , so primitive in technique , that it can't really be called animation . is so stale is so stale , in fact is so stale , in fact , is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat is so stale , in fact , that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat . is so tame that even slightly wised-up kids would quickly change the channel is so tame that even slightly wised-up kids would quickly change the channel . is so thoughtlessly assembled is so thoughtlessly assembled . is so trite is so trite that even Yu's high-energy action stylings can't break through the stupor is so trite that even Yu's high-energy action stylings can't break through the stupor . is so warm and fuzzy is so warm and fuzzy you might be able to forgive its mean-spirited second half is so warm and fuzzy you might be able to forgive its mean-spirited second half . is soaringly , transparently moving is soaringly , transparently moving . is solid is solid , satisfying fare for adults is solid , satisfying fare for adults . is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , is somehow making its way instead to theaters is somehow making its way instead to theaters . is somehow making its way instead to theaters . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter is somehow making its way instead to theaters . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter . is someone you want to see again is someone you want to see again . is something about it that feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner is something of a stiff -- an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes is something of a stiff -- an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes . is something of a triumph is something of a triumph . is something of an impostor itself , is something of an impostor itself , stretching and padding its material in a blur of dead ends and distracting camera work is something of an impostor itself , stretching and padding its material in a blur of dead ends and distracting camera work . is something quite fresh and delightful is something quite fresh and delightful . is something rare and riveting : a wild ride that relies on more than special effects is something rare and riveting : a wild ride that relies on more than special effects . is something that is so meditative and lyrical about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics is something worth seeing is somewhat entertaining is somewhat melodramatic is somewhat problematic is somewhat satisfying is somewhat satisfying -- it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable . is sophisticated , brash , sardonic , completely joyful is sophisticated , brash , sardonic , completely joyful in its execution is sophisticated , brash , sardonic , completely joyful in its execution . is sordid and disgusting is sordid and disgusting . is sordid and disgusting . Quelle surprise is sordid and disgusting . Quelle surprise ! is sorely lacking is sorely lacking . is sorely missing is spectacular is spiked with unintentional laughter that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure is spiked with unintentional laughter that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure . is splendidly is spooky and subtly is spooky and subtly in love with myth is spot is spot on is standard crime drama fare ... instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull is standard crime drama fare ... instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull . is stark , straightforward and deadly ... is stark , straightforward and deadly ... an unnatural calm that's occasionally shaken by ... blasts of rage , and later , violent jealousy is static , stilted . is steeped in the atmosphere of wartime England is stiff as a board is stiff or just plain bad is stiff or just plain bad . is still a cinematic touchstone is still a cinematic touchstone . is still a deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese is still a deeply moving effort to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese . is still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn is still able to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn . is still charming is still charming here is still charming here . is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly that it's more than a worthwhile effort is still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly that it's more than a worthwhile effort . is still good fun is still good fun . is still memorable for some great one-liners is still memorable for some great one-liners . is still pretty darned good is still pretty darned good . is still quite good-natured is still quite good-natured and is still quite good-natured and not a bad way to spend an hour or two is still quite good-natured and not a bad way to spend an hour or two . is still there , for everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids is still there , for everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids . is still top-heavy with blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves is still top-heavy with blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves . is still ultimately very satisfying is still ultimately very satisfying . is still very much worth is still very much worth seeing is still worth is still worth hearing is still worth hearing . is stillborn is straight from the Saturday morning cartoons -- a retread story , bad writing , and the same old silliness is strange and compelling is strictly a lightweight escapist film is strictly a lightweight escapist film . is strictly off-the-rack is strictly off-the-rack . is strictly routine is strictly routine . is strong as always is strong as always . is struck less by its lavish grandeur than by its intimacy and precision is structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic is stuck trying to light a fire with soggy leaves is stunning as Frida and ... a star-making project is stunning as Frida and ... a star-making project . is successful as a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece is successful as a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece . is such a blip on the year's radar screen is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . is such a dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut is such a dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut that it's hard to know what to praise first is such a dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut that it's hard to know what to praise first . is such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , who cares if the story's a little weak is such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , who cares if the story's a little weak . is such a joke is such a mesmerizing one is such a perfect medium for children is such a perfect medium for children , is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world is such a sweet and sexy film is such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema is such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema . is such that the movie does not do them justice is sufficiently funny is sufficiently funny to amuse even the most resolutely unreligious parents who escort their little ones to megaplex screenings is sufficiently funny to amuse even the most resolutely unreligious parents who escort their little ones to megaplex screenings . is suffused with complexity is suffused with complexity . is suitable summer entertainment is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought is suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought . is suitably elegant is superbly is superbly acted by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling is superbly acted by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling . is superficial is superficial and is superficially preposterous is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art is supposed to be madcap farce is supposed to be madcap farce . is supposed to be the star of the story , but comes across as pretty dull and wooden is supposed to be the star of the story , but comes across as pretty dull and wooden . is supremely unfunny and unentertaining is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . one another and put on a show in drag is supremely unfunny and unentertaining to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . one another and put on a show in drag . is sure to give you a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy is sure to give you a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy . is sure to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll is sure to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll . is sure to test severely the indulgence of fans of Amélie is sure to win viewers ' hearts is surely is surely everything its fans are hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation is surely everything its fans are hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation . is surely no classic , like the novel upon which it is based is surely one of the most frantic , virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pics ever delivered by a Hollywood studio is surely one of the most frantic , virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pics ever delivered by a Hollywood studio . is surely the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer is surprising less moldy and trite than the last two , likely because much of the Japanese anime is set in a scenic forest where Pokemon graze in peace is surprisingly brilliant is surprisingly brilliant , is surprisingly brilliant , deftly sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip is surprisingly brilliant , deftly sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip . is surprisingly enjoyable is surprisingly refreshing is surprisingly refreshing . is surprisingly well-directed by Brett Ratner , who keeps things moving well -- at least until the problematic third act . is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable , is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable , with a sterling ensemble cast is suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable , with a sterling ensemble cast . is swamped by heavy-handed melodrama is sweet is sympathetic without being gullible is taking another bummer of a wrong turn is taking another bummer of a wrong turn . is talented enough and charismatic enough to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate is talented enough and charismatic enough to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate . is technically sophisticated in the worst way is technically sophisticated in the worst way . is tedious though Ford and Neeson capably hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie is tedious though Ford and Neeson capably hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie . is telegraphed well in advance , every performance respectably muted ; the movie itself seems to have been made under the influence of Rohypnol is telegraphed well in advance , every performance respectably muted ; the movie itself seems to have been made under the influence of Rohypnol . is tenderly observant of his characters is tenderly observant of his characters . is tenderly observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short and often unexpected is tenderly observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short and often unexpected . is tepid and tedious is tepid and tedious . is terrific is terrific , is terrific , although the actors must struggle with the fact that they're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans is terrific , although the actors must struggle with the fact that they're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans . is terrific , bringing an unforced , rapid-fire delivery to Toback's Heidegger - and Nietzsche-referencing dialogue is terrific , bringing an unforced , rapid-fire delivery to Toback's Heidegger - and Nietzsche-referencing dialogue . is terrific as Rachel is terrific as Rachel ; her petite frame and vulnerable persona emphasising her plight and isolation is terrific as Rachel ; her petite frame and vulnerable persona emphasising her plight and isolation . is terrific as both men is that , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care is that , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care . is that , even in all its director's cut glory , he's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything is that , even in all its director's cut glory , he's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything . is that , having created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast , the film flounders when it comes to giving them something to do is that Caruso takes an atypically hypnotic approach to a world that's often handled in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie is that Hollywood expects people to pay to see it . is that I can't remember a single name responsible for it is that I can't wait to see what the director does next is that I can't wait to see what the director does next . is that I truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne is that Rob Schneider actually turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl is that Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting is that Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting . is that The Truth About Charlie gets increasingly tiresome is that The Truth About Charlie gets increasingly tiresome . is that Van Wilder does little that is actually funny with the material is that Van Wilder does little that is actually funny with the material . is that celebi could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it is that despite its overt self-awareness , parts of the movie still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you is that despite its overt self-awareness , parts of the movie still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you . is that even the most unlikely can link together to conquer all kinds of obstacles , whether they be of nature , of man or of one another is that for the most part , the film is deadly dull is that for the most part , the film is deadly dull . is that he obviously doesn't have his heart in it is that he obviously doesn't have his heart in it . is that her confidence in her material is merited is that her confidence in her material is merited . is that hollywood expects people to pay to see it is that if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie is that if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie . is that if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie is that it's a brazenly misguided project is that it's a brazenly misguided project . is that it's a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime is that it's a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime . is that it's a rock-solid little genre picture is that it's a rock-solid little genre picture . is that it's a rock-solid little genre picture . Whether you like it or not is basically a matter of taste . is that it's actually watchable is that it's actually watchable . is that it's actually watchable . Even more baffling is that it's funny is that it's actually watchable . Even more baffling is that it's funny . is that it's also one of the smartest is that it's far too sentimental is that it's far too sentimental . is that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot is that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot . is that it's funny is that it's funny . is that it's not as obnoxious as Tom Green's Freddie Got Fingered is that it's shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb is that it's shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb . is that it's so inane that it gave me plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list . is that it's too close to real life to make sense . is that it's too close to real life to make sense . What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn . is that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , a victim of mental illness is that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , a victim of mental illness . is that it avoids the obvious with humour and lightness is that it avoids the obvious with humour and lightness . is that it comes across rather too plainly as allegory is that it comes across rather too plainly as allegory . is that it counts heart as important as humor . is that it does have a few cute moments is that it does have a few cute moments . is that it doesn't give a damn is that it doesn't make any sense is that it doesn't make any sense . is that it goes nowhere is that it has a screenplay written by Antwone Fisher based on the book by Antwone Fisher . is that it has none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies . is that it is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another is that it is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another . is that it jams too many prefabricated story elements into the running time is that it jams too many prefabricated story elements into the running time . is that it lacks focus is that it lacks focus . is that it never loses touch with the reality of the grim situation is that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony is that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony . is that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony . But it's worth the concentration is that it pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling is that it rarely achieves its best is that it stinks is that it stinks . is that it truly is romance is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful . is that its own action isn't very effective is that its own action isn't very effective . is that its protagonist , after being an object of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes , remains a complete blank is that its protagonist , after being an object of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes , remains a complete blank . is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition ? is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family . is that rare combination of bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness is that rare combination of bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness . is that rare creature -- an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep is that rare creature -- an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep . is that rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday is that rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday . is that rather than dramatizing this premise , Mr . Desplechin is content to state it is that rather than dramatizing this premise , Mr . Desplechin is content to state it . is that she never lets her character become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair is that she never lets her character become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair . is that sort of thing all over again is that the entire exercise has no real point is that the faith of the Tonga people is in every way inferior to that of John is that the faith of the Tonga people is in every way inferior to that of John . is that the filmmakers and studio are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie is that the movie has no idea of it is serious or not is that the movie has no idea of it is serious or not . is that the screen is most alive when it seems most likely that Broomfield's interviewees , or even himself , will not be for much longer is that the whole damned thing didn't get our moral hackles up is that the whole damned thing didn't get our moral hackles up . is that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script is that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script . is that there is never any question of how things will turn out is that there is nothing in it to engage children emotionally is that there is nothing in it to engage children emotionally . is that there is really only one movie's worth of decent gags to be gleaned from the premise . is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders . is that they're watching a 76-minute commercial is that they're watching a 76-minute commercial . is that this film's cast is uniformly superb is that those responsible didn't cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home is that those responsible didn't cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home . is that we didn't get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show is that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating is that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating . is the Danish idea of a good time is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors , is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors , sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent is the Kathie Lee Gifford of film directors , sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent . is the Vertical Limit of surfing movies - memorable stunts with lots of downtime in between . is the ` urban comedy ' that even attempts the insight and honesty of this disarming indie is the ` urban comedy ' that even attempts the insight and honesty of this disarming indie . is the action as gripping is the alchemical transmogrification of Wilde into Austen -- and a Hollywood-ized Austen at that is the alchemical transmogrification of Wilde into Austen -- and a Hollywood-ized Austen at that . is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story is the awkwardly paced soap opera-ish story . is the best American movie about troubled teens since 1998's Whatever is the best American movie about troubled teens since 1998's Whatever . is the best Star Trek movie in a long time is the best Star Trek movie in a long time . is the best ` old neighborhood ' project is the best ` old neighborhood ' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists is the best description of this well-meaning , beautifully produced film that sacrifices its promise for a high-powered star pedigree is the best he's been in years is the best kind of documentary , one that makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow is the best kind of documentary , one that makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow . is the best little '' horror '' movie is the best little `` horror '' movie I've seen in years is the best little `` horror '' movie I've seen in years . is the best performance from either in years is the case of a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience is the case of a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience . is the cast , particularly the Ya-Yas themselves is the central flaw of the film is the chance it affords to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad is the chance it affords to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad . is the cinematic equivalent of defensive driving is the cold comfort that Chin's film serves up with style and empathy is the commitment of two genuinely engaging performers is the conceit , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . It never is , not fully . is the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people is the director's common but unexplored fascination with the frustrated maniac is the director's talent is the director's talent . is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie is the drama within the drama is the edge of wild , lunatic invention that we associate with Cage's best acting is the energetic frontman is the equivalent of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay is the equivalent of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay . is the fact that there is nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film is the fact that there is nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film . is the far superior film is the far superior film . is the film Roman Polanski may have been born to make is the film Roman Polanski may have been born to make . is the film equivalent of a lovingly rendered coffee table book is the filmmakers ' point ? is the first computer-generated feature cartoon to feel like other movies is the first film I've ever seen that had no obvious directing involved is the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes is the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes . is the funniest 5 minutes to date in this spy comedy franchise is the funniest thing in the world is the gabbiest giant-screen movie is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever , is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever , bogging down in a barrage of hype is the gabbiest giant-screen movie ever , bogging down in a barrage of hype . is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew is the heart and soul of cinema is the heart and soul of cinema . is the kathie lee gifford of film directors is the kathie lee gifford of film directors , is the kathie lee gifford of film directors , sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent is the kind of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers is the kind of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers . is the kind of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers . ' is the kind of film that could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans is the kind of film that could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans . is the kind of movie during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness is the kind of movie during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness . is the kind of movie that's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low is the kind of movie that's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low . is the kind of movie that deserves a chance to shine is the kind of movie that deserves a chance to shine . is the kind of movie that gets a quick release before real contenders arrive in September is the kind of movie that gets a quick release before real contenders arrive in September . is the kind of movie that used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee is the kind of movie where people who have never picked a lock do so easily after a few tries and become expert fighters after a few weeks . is the kind of movie where the big scene is a man shot out of a cannon into a vat of ice cream is the kind of production that would have been funnier if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while is the kind of subject matter that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker is the lack of emphasis on music in Britney Spears ' first movie is the last thing any of these three actresses , nor their characters , deserve is the last thing any of these three actresses , nor their characters , deserve . is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . is the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea . is the most visually unappealing is the most visually unappealing . is the movie for you is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable . is the number of lasting images all its own . is the one is the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time is the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time . is the one thing that holds interest in the midst of a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families is the one with the most emotional resonance is the only part of the film that is enlightening -- and how appreciative you are of this depends on your level of fandom is the only part of the film that is enlightening -- and how appreciative you are of this depends on your level of fandom . is the only winner is the opposite of a truly magical movie is the opposite of a truly magical movie . is the paucity of laughter in what's supposed to be a comedy is the paucity of laughter in what's supposed to be a comedy . is the perfect actor to take us on the trip is the performance of Gedeck , who makes Martha enormously endearing is the performance of Gedeck , who makes Martha enormously endearing . is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings . is the picture of health with boundless energy is the picture of health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies is the picture of health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . is the picture of health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer is the picture of health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer . is the piece works brilliantly is the piece works brilliantly . is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice is the power of love is the rare common-man artist who's wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness is the rare common-man artist who's wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness . is the rare director who does not want to invite viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects . is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing is the refreshingly unhibited enthusiasm is the refreshingly unhibited enthusiasm that the people , in spite of clearly evident poverty and hardship , bring to their music is the refreshingly unhibited enthusiasm that the people , in spite of clearly evident poverty and hardship , bring to their music . is the same as what Christmas-tree flocking in a spray can is to actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation is the same as what Christmas-tree flocking in a spray can is to actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation . is the same movie you probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better is the same movie you probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better . is the same teenage American road-trip drek we've seen before is the score , as in the songs translate well to film is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a '' cooler '' PG-13 rating is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a '' cooler '' PG-13 rating . is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' PG-13 rating is the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' PG-13 rating . is the sense that peace is possible is the sheer , selfish , wound-licking , bar-scrapping doggedness of Leon's struggle to face and transmute his demons that makes the movie a spirited and touching occasion , despite its patchy construction is the sheer , selfish , wound-licking , bar-scrapping doggedness of Leon's struggle to face and transmute his demons that makes the movie a spirited and touching occasion , despite its patchy construction . is the sort of infantile that makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers is the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes is the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes . is the sort of movie that discourages American audiences from ever wanting to see another foreign film is the sort of movie that discourages American audiences from ever wanting to see another foreign film . is the spontaneity , originality and delight is the spontaneity , originality and delight . is the stuff of high romance , brought off with considerable wit is the stuff of high romance , brought off with considerable wit . is the stuff that Disney movies are made of is the stuff that Disney movies are made of . is the superficial way it deals with its story is the type of movie best enjoyed by frat boys and college kids while sucking on the bong and downing one alcoholic beverage after another is the type of movie best enjoyed by frat boys and college kids while sucking on the bong and downing one alcoholic beverage after another . is the ultimate movie experience is the vision that taymor , the avant garde director of broadway's the lion king and the film titus , brings is the way it avoids the more serious emotions involved . is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears . is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears is the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears . is the word for the big-fisted direction of Jez Butterworth , who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach is the word for the big-fisted direction of Jez Butterworth , who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach . is their resemblance to everyday children . is there a deeper , more direct connection between these women , one that spans time and reveals meaning ? You bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking . is there to give them a good time is there to give them a good time . is they have a tendency to slip into hokum is they have a tendency to slip into hokum . is thinking that we needed sweeping , dramatic , Hollywood moments to keep us is this an invigorating , electric movie is this an invigorating , electric movie . is this bad on purpose is this bad on purpose is never clear . is this film's chief draw is this films reason for being . is this love is this love or is this love or is it masochism ? binoche makes it interesting trying to find out . is this movie for ? Not kids , who don't need the lesson in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers is this so boring is this so boring ? is thought-provoking is thought-provoking . is throwing up his hands in surrender , is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , and is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise 24\/7 is throwing up his hands in surrender , is firing his R&D people , and has decided he will just screen The Master of Disguise 24\/7 . is tight and truthful , full of funny situations and honest observations is tiresomely grave and long-winded is tiresomely grave and long-winded , is tiresomely grave and long-winded , as if circularity itself indicated profundity . is to Gary Cooper what a gnat is to a racehorse is to always make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but is to be cherished is to be cherished . is to be lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle is to be lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle . is to be mesmerised is to be mesmerised . is to be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality as well as its lyrical variations on the game of love is to be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality as well as its lyrical variations on the game of love . is to catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , and ponder the historical , philosophical , and ethical issues that intersect with them is to catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , and ponder the historical , philosophical , and ethical issues that intersect with them . is to determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid is to frighten and disturb is to get out of a peculiar premise with promise is to have some idea of the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist is to have some idea of the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist . is to imply terror by suggestion , rather than the overuse of special effects is to imply terror by suggestion , rather than the overuse of special effects . is to ponder how a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky is to ponder how a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky . is to reduce everything he touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon is to say that it doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world is to see two Academy Award winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best is to see two Academy Award winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best . is to show us not only what that mind looks like , but how the creative process itself operates is to show us not only what that mind looks like , but how the creative process itself operates . is to sit through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh once is to sit through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh once . is to skip the film and pick up the soundtrack is to substitute plot for personality is to substitute plot for personality . is to substitute plot for personality . It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events is to win over the two-drink-minimum crowd is told as the truth is too amateurishly square is too amateurishly square to make the most of its own ironic implications is too bad is too bad that this likable movie isn't more accomplished . is too bad that this likable movie isn't more accomplished . The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward is too blatant is too busy is too busy getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable is too busy hitting all of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own is too busy hitting all of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own . is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' is too complicated to sustain involvement , and , if you'll excuse a little critical heresy , too intellectually ambitious is too contemplative is too contemplative to be really funny . is too cool is too crazy to be interesting is too cute is too cute by half . is too cute to take itself too seriously is too forced and overwritten is too forced and overwritten to be funny or believable much of the time is too goofy is too heady for children , and too preachy is too heady for children , and too preachy for adults is too heady for children , and too preachy for adults . is too heavy for all that has preceded it is too heavy for all that has preceded it . is too impressed with its own solemn insights is too impressed with its own solemn insights to work up much entertainment value is too insistent is too long with too little is too long with too little going on is too long with too little going on . is too loud and thoroughly overbearing is too mainstream is too much like a fragment of an underdone potato is too much like a fragment of an underdone potato . is too much of a plunge is too obvious or simplistic for this movie is too obvious or simplistic for this movie . is too often like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale is too often like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale . is too optimistic a title . is too pedestrian a filmmaker to bring any edge or personality to The Rising Place that would set it apart from other Deep South stories is too pedestrian a filmmaker to bring any edge or personality to The Rising Place that would set it apart from other Deep South stories . is too picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like is too picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like , is too picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like , too obviously a recreation to resonate is too picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like , too obviously a recreation to resonate . is too predictable and too self-conscious is too predictable and too self-conscious to reach a level of high drama is too predictable and too self-conscious to reach a level of high drama . is too savvy a filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle . is too savvy a filmmaker to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle . Instead is too scattershot is too scattershot to take hold is too scattershot to take hold . is too short is too steeped in fairy tales and other childish things is too steeped in fairy tales and other childish things to appeal much to teenagers is too tenuous is too tenuous to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide is too upbeat is top shelf is top-notch is tortured and unsettling is tragically is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film is trash is trite is true is truly is truly funny is truly funny , is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad is truly funny , playing a kind of Ghandi gone bad . is truly going to inspire me is truly gorgeous is truly gorgeous to behold is truly gorgeous to behold . is truly stirring is truth is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product is tuned in to its community is tuned in to its community . is turned upside down , first by passion and then by illness is turning in some delightful work on indie projects is turning in some delightful work on indie projects . is twice as bestial but half as funny is twice as bestial but half as funny . is typical Miike : fast , furious and full of off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes is typical Miike : fast , furious and full of off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes . is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product is ultimately is ultimately a pointless endeavor is ultimately about as inspiring as a Hallmark card is ultimately about as inspiring as a Hallmark card . is ultimately as threatening as the Snuggle Fabric Softener bear is ultimately as threatening as the Snuggle Fabric Softener bear . is ultimately effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself is ultimately effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself . is ultimately let down by a story that is all too predictable is ultimately quite unengaging is ultimately quite unengaging . is ultimately rather silly and overwrought , is ultimately rather silly and overwrought , making the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative is ultimately rather silly and overwrought , making the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative . is ultimately scuttled by a plot that's just too boring and obvious is ultimately thoughtful without having much dramatic impact is ultimately what makes Shanghai Ghetto move beyond a good , dry , reliable textbook and what allows it to rank with its worthy predecessors is ultimately what makes Shanghai Ghetto move beyond a good , dry , reliable textbook and what allows it to rank with its worthy predecessors . is unable to project either Esther's initial anomie or her eventual awakening is unable to save the movie is unapologetically dumb is unashamedly pro-Serbian is unashamedly pro-Serbian and makes little attempt to give voice to the other side . is uncomfortably timely , relevant , and sickeningly real . is uncompromising , difficult and unbearably beautiful is uncompromising , difficult and unbearably beautiful . is unconvincing is unconvincing and criminally badly acted is unconvincing soap opera that Tornatore was right to cut is unconvincing soap opera that Tornatore was right to cut . is undeniable , if not a pleasure in its own right is undeniable , if not a pleasure in its own right . is undeniably subversive and involving in its bold presentation is undeniably subversive and involving in its bold presentation . is undercut by amateurish execution is undercut by its own head-banging obviousness is undercut by its own head-banging obviousness . is undone by a filmmaking methodology that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads is undone by a filmmaking methodology that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads . is undone by anachronistic quick edits and occasional jarring glimpses of a modern theater audience watching the events unfold is undone by anachronistic quick edits and occasional jarring glimpses of a modern theater audience watching the events unfold . is undone by his pretensions is undoubtedly one of the finest films of the year is undoubtedly one of the finest films of the year . is undoubtedly one of the finest films of the year . If you're not deeply touched by this movie , check your pulse is undoubtedly one of the finest films of the year . If you're not deeply touched by this movie , check your pulse . is unfocused is unfocused , is unfocused , while the story goes nowhere is unfocused , while the story goes nowhere . is unforgettable , deeply absorbing is unforgettable , deeply absorbing . is uniformly excellent is uniformly excellent and is uniformly excellent and relaxed is uniformly excellent and relaxed . is uniformly superb is uninspired is uninteresting is uniquely felt with a sardonic jolt is uniquely felt with a sardonic jolt . is unlike any is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else is unlikely to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U . S . viewers off their feet is unlikely to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U . S . viewers off their feet . is unlikely to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U.S. viewers off their feet . is unmistakable and hard to resist is unmistakable and hard to resist . is unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant is unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant . is unsettling is unsettling , from the preposterous hairpiece worn by Lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences is unsettling , from the preposterous hairpiece worn by lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences is unusual , food-for-thought cinema that's as entertaining as it is instructive is unusual , food-for-thought cinema that's as entertaining as it is instructive . is unusual but unfortunately also irritating is unusual but unfortunately also irritating . is up there is up there with the finest of specials is up there with the finest of specials . is utterly fearless as the tortured husband is utterly unlikeable is validated by the changing composition of the nation is very , very far is very , very far from the one most of us is very , very far from the one most of us inhabit is very , very good is very believable is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact that it is being dubbed is very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact that it is being dubbed . is very clever is very difficult is very difficult to care about the character is very funny , but not always is very funny , but not always in a laugh-out-loud way is very funny , but not always in a laugh-out-loud way . is very funny but too concerned is very funny but too concerned with giving us a plot is very little dread or apprehension is very much a step in the right direction is very much a step in the right direction , is very much a step in the right direction , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion is very much a step in the right direction , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion . is very much in the mold of feel-good movies is very much of a mixed bag , with enough negatives is very much of a mixed bag , with enough negatives to outweigh the positives . is very original is very slow is very slow ( for obvious reasons ) is violated is virtually absent is virtually impossible is virtually impossible to follow here is virtually unwatchable is virtually unwatchable . is virtually without context is virtually without context -- journalistic or historical is virtually without context -- journalistic or historical . is visually dazzling is visually ravishing is visually ravishing , is visually ravishing , penetrating , impenetrable is visually ravishing , penetrating , impenetrable . is visually smart is visually smart , is visually smart , cleverly written is vivacious is warm , inviting , and surprising is warm with the cozy feeling of relaxing around old friends is warm with the cozy feeling of relaxing around old friends . is warmly is warmly affecting is warmly affecting and is warmly affecting and so is warmly affecting and so is this adroitly minimalist movie is wasted in this crass , low-wattage endeavor is wasted in this crass , low-wattage endeavor . is way , way off is way , way off . is way too indulgent is way too indulgent . is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure . is way too stagy is we never really see her Esther blossom as an actress , even though her talent is supposed to be growing is we never really see her Esther blossom as an actress , even though her talent is supposed to be growing . is weak . is weighed down by supporting characters who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil is weighed down by supporting characters who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil . is weird , wacky and wonderful is weirdly sympathetic to both is weirdly sympathetic to both and manages to be tender and darkly comic is well is well below expectations is well below expectations . is well crafted is well crafted , and well executed is well crafted , and well executed . is well done is well established is well plotted , visually striking is well plotted , visually striking and is well plotted , visually striking and filled with enjoyably complex characters who are never what they first appear is well plotted , visually striking and filled with enjoyably complex characters who are never what they first appear . is well shot and very tragic is well shot and very tragic , and one to ponder after the credits roll is well shot and very tragic , and one to ponder after the credits roll . is well suited to capture these musicians in full regalia is well told is well worth seeing is well worthwhile is well worthwhile . is well-acted by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal is well-crafted is well-made is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose is what's lacking in every character in this movie and , subsequently , the movie itself is what's lacking in every character in this movie and , subsequently , the movie itself . is what George Orwell might have imagined had today's mood-altering drug therapy been envisioned by chemists in 1949 . is what IMAX was made for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space is what IMAX was made for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space . is what comes from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings . is what comes from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings . In other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year is what comes from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings . In other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year . is what has happened already to so many silent movies , newsreels and the like . The unexpected thing is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful is what has happened already to so many silent movies , newsreels and the like . The unexpected thing is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful . is what it is -- a nice , harmless date film is what it is -- a nice , harmless date film ... is what keeps this slightly disappointing sequel going , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained is what keeps this slightly disappointing sequel going , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained . is what makes it worthwhile is what matters . is what movies are supposed to be is what movies are supposed to be ... is what summer screen escapism used to be in the decades when it was geared more to grownups is what summer screen escapism used to be in the decades when it was geared more to grownups . is what we call the ` wow ' factor is what we call the ` wow ' factor . is where Ararat went astray . is whether the movie will change titles or distributors again before the closing credits roll is whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau is whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau . is wholly unconvincing is why Anthony Hopkins is in it . is why I have given it a one-star rating is why I have given it a one-star rating . is why anybody picked it up . is why anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there is why film criticism can be considered work is why film criticism can be considered work . is wickedly fun is wickedly fun to watch is widely seen and debated with appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness is wild surreal stuff is wildly uneven is willfully overwrought is wise is without a doubt a memorable directorial debut from King Hunk is without a doubt a memorable directorial debut from King Hunk . is without a doubt a memorable directorial debut from king hunk is without doubt an artist of uncompromising vision , but that vision is beginning to feel , is without doubt an artist of uncompromising vision , but that vision is beginning to feel , if not morally bankrupt , at least terribly monotonous is without doubt an artist of uncompromising vision , but that vision is beginning to feel , if not morally bankrupt , at least terribly monotonous . is without intent . is wonderful is wonderful . is wonderful . As Warren he stumbles in search of all the emotions and life experiences he's neglected over the years is wonderful . As Warren he stumbles in search of all the emotions and life experiences he's neglected over the years . is wonderful as the long-faced sad sack is wondrously creative is wondrously creative . is working properly is working properly . is workmanlike in the extreme is workmanlike in the extreme . is worse is worse : is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen is worth a look is worth a look , is worth a look , if you don't demand much more than a few cheap thrills from your Halloween entertainment is worth a look for its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham is worth a look for its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham . is worth e-mailing home about is worth e-mailing home about . is worth searching out is worth searching out . is worth seeing is worth seeking is worth seeking . is worth seeking out is worth seeking out . is worth the price of admission is worth the price of admission . is worth the promise is worth watching as it develops is worth your time is worth your time , is worth your time , especially is worth your time , especially if you have Ellen Pompeo sitting next to you for the ride is worth your time , especially if you have Ellen Pompeo sitting next to you for the ride . is worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in America is worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in america is wrong in its sequel is wrong in its sequel . is wry and engrossing . is young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible is your film . is your ticket is your ticket right here . is your typical ` fish out of water ' story . is your typical ` fish out of water ' story . You've seen them a million times . Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die . isolated isolation issue a moratorium , effective immediately , on treacly films about inspirational prep-school professors and the children they so heartwarmingly motivate issue a moratorium , effective immediately , on treacly films about inspirational prep-school professors and the children they so heartwarmingly motivate . issue worthy issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 issues ' issues with honesty and beauty . it ! Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible it'd be more accurate to say that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way it'll be at the dollar theatres by the time Christmas rolls around it'll only put you to sleep . it'll probably be in video stores by Christmas it'll probably be in video stores by Christmas , it'll probably be in video stores by Christmas , and it might just be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies it's '' Waking up in Reno . '' Go back to sleep . it's ) worth recommending it's ) worth recommending because it's ... like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror . it's Black Hawk Down with more heart . it's Black Hawk Down with more heart . At its worst , it's Rambo - meets-John Ford . it's Dench who really steals the show it's John Turturro , who's simply fab as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish . it's Kidman who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers . it's Robert Duvall ! it's Robert Duvall ! C'mon it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies it's a bad , embarrassing movie it's a bad , embarrassing movie . it's a bargain-basement European pickup . it's a bargain-basement European pickup . What's hard to understand is why anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there it's a beaut . it's a big , comforting jar of Marmite , to be slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness it's a bit smug and repetitive it's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' it's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' ... it's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' ... the pandering to a moviegoing audience dominated by young males is all too calculated it's a boom-box of a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' ... the pandering to a moviegoing audience dominated by young males is all too calculated . it's a brazenly misguided project it's a brilliant , honest performance by nicholson it's a brilliant , honest performance by nicholson , it's a brilliant , honest performance by nicholson , but it's a charming and often affecting journey it's a charming and often affecting journey . it's a compelling and horrifying story it's a compelling and horrifying story , it's a compelling and horrifying story , and the laramie project is worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in america it's a compelling story , mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there it's a compelling story , mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there . it's a conundrum not worth solving . it's a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime it's a dark , gritty story but it's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) it's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , it's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , but it's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , but it's savvy about celebrity and has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year it's a demented kitsch mess ( although the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative ) , but it's savvy about celebrity and has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year . it's a dish that's best served cold it's a fairly impressive debut from the director , Charles Stone III . it's a fairy tale that comes from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor it's a fairy tale that comes from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor . it's a fantastic movie it's a far more thoughtful film than any slice of Hugh Grant whimsy . it's a feel movie . You feel good it's a film that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship . it's a funny no-brainer it's a heck of a ride it's a heck of a ride . Samuel L . Jackson is one of the best actors there is it's a humorless , disjointed mess . it's a long time before the fat lady sings it's a lot less sensational than it wants to be it's a lousy one at that it's a lousy one at that . it's a love story as sanguine as its title it's a lovers-on-the-run crime flick it's a lyrical endeavour . it's a marketable product it's a memorable performance in a big , brassy , disturbing , unusual and highly successful film it's a metaphor for this love story it's a movie that gets under your skin it's a movie that gets under your skin . it's a nice departure from standard moviegoing fare . it's a nice girl-buddy movie once it gets rock-n-rolling it's a pale imitation it's a pale imitation . it's a perfectly acceptable widget it's a period romance that suffers from an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum . it's a piece of dreck disguised as comedy . it's a pleasurable trifle it's a pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities it's a pleasure to have a film like The Hours as an alternative . it's a pretty good execution of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own . it's a pretty listless collection of kid-movie clichés . it's a pretty mediocre family film . it's a rather listless amble down the middle of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug . it's a real shame that so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess . it's a riot to see Rob Schneider in a young woman's clothes it's a rock-solid little genre picture it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half it's a sad , sick sight it's a sincere mess it's a sit down and ponder affair it's a sit down and ponder affair . it's a sit down and ponder affair . And it's a sit down and ponder affair . And thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering is highly pleasurable it's a sitcom without the snap-crackle . it's a spirited film and a must-see it's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know it's a tad slow it's a tribute to the actress , and to her inventive director , that the journey is such a mesmerizing one it's a very entertaining , thought-provoking film with a simple message it's a very very strong `` B + . '' it's a visual delight and a decent popcorn adventure , as long as you don't try to look too deep into the story it's a wacky and inspired little film that works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs . it's a welcome return to the roots of a genre that should depend on surprises it's a welcome return to the roots of a genre that should depend on surprises . it's a well-written and occasionally challenging social drama that actually has something interesting to say it's a werewolf itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun it's a work of enthralling drama it's a work of incendiary genius , steering clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions . it's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived it's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived . it's a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations it's a worthy companion to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations . it's a worthy entry in the French coming-of-age genre it's about a very human one it's about as exciting as a sunburn it's about family it's about teenagers , than it was written by teenagers it's actually pretty good in the first few minutes it's actually watchable it's actually watchable . Even more baffling is that it's funny it's all bad . it's all bluster -- in the end it's as sweet as Greenfingers it's all bluster and cliché it's all pretty tame . it's all pretty tame . the most offensive thing about the movie is that hollywood expects people to pay to see it it's all pretty tame . the most offensive thing about the movie is that hollywood expects people to pay to see it . it's all quite tasteful to look at it's all surprisingly predictable . it's all the stronger because of it it's almost impossible not to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images . it's almost worth seeing , if only to witness the crazy confluence of purpose and taste it's almost worth seeing because it's so bad it's also a -- dare I say it twice -- delightfully charming -- and totally American , I might add -- slice of comedic bliss . it's also cold , grey , antiseptic and emotionally desiccated . it's also disappointing to a certain degree it's also disappointing to a certain degree . it's also drab and inert it's also extremely effective . it's also far from being a realized work it's also full of sharp , smart satire . it's also generic , untidy , condescending and mild of impact rather than stunning it's also nice to see a movie with its heart so thoroughly , unabashedly on its sleeve it's also not very good . it's also not very good . Especially compared with the television series that inspired the movie . it's also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time it's also one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time . it's also one of the smartest it's also one that , next to his best work , feels clumsy and convoluted it's also pretty funny it's also probably the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment I'm likely to see all year it's also rarely coherent . it's also simple-minded and contrived it's also so jarring that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story . it's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times it's also undeniably exceedingly clever it's also uninspired , lacking the real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires . it's among the most breathtakingly designed films I've ever seen it's an 88-minute highlight reel that's 86 minutes too long it's an 88-minute highlight reel that's 86 minutes too long . it's an acquired taste that takes time to enjoy it's an acquired taste that takes time to enjoy , it's an acquired taste that takes time to enjoy , but it's an acquired taste that takes time to enjoy , but it's worth it , even if it does take 3 hours to get through it's an adventure story and history lesson all in one . it's an enjoyable one it's an enjoyable trifle nonetheless it's an entertaining and informative documentary . it's an eye-opener . it's an intriguing look at two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do . it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation . it's an opera movie for the buffs . it's an unhappy situation all around . it's an unpretentious , sociologically pointed slice of life . it's an utterly static picture it's another regurgitated action movie you're after it's another retelling of alexandre dumas ' classic . why ? who knows , but it works under the direction of kevin reynolds . it's apparent that this is one summer film that satisfies it's approached with imagination and flair it's as close as anyone has dared to come . it's as comprehensible as any Dummies guide , something even non-techies can enjoy . it's as good as you remember . it's as good as you remember . In fact , even better . it's as though clips from The Pink Panther Strikes Again and\/or Sailor Moon have been spliced in . it's asking too much it's assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation it's assured , wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation . it's at least watchable it's awfully entertaining to watch . it's badder than bad . it's because there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair it's become almost redundant to say so it's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe it's been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage it's better than one might expect when you look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role . it's better than that eponymous 1980 biopic that used soap in the places where the mysteries lingered it's better to go in knowing full well what's going to happen , but willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . it's better to go in knowing full well what's going to happen , but willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . Cynics need not apply it's boring it's brilliant it's called Where's Chris Tucker When You Need Him it's certainly an honest attempt to get at something it's certainly not a champion it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting it's clear that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is . it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is . ` it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is . ` Drumline ' shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated it's cliche to call the film ` refreshing , ' but it is . ` Drumline ' shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated . it's common knowledge that Park and his founding partner , Yong Kang , lost Kozmo in the end it's compelling it's defiantly and delightfully against the grain it's defiantly and delightfully against the grain . it's definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances it's definitely -- defiantly -- ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances . it's definitely worth taking a look it's difficult not to cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff it's difficult to shrug off the annoyance of that chatty fish it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler it's disastrous it's done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit it's done with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit . it's easier to change the sheets than to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies it's easily his finest American film ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films it's easily his finest American film ... comes close to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films . it's easy to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay it's emotionally engrossing it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast . it's encouraging to see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity it's energetic and satisfying if not deep and psychological . it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking it's enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking it's enough to make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective . it's entertaining enough and worth a look it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to '' Tonight . '' it's equally distasteful to watch him sing the lyrics to `` Tonight . '' it's equally hard to imagine anybody being able to tear their eyes away from the screen once it's started it's exhausting to watch it's exploitive without being insightful . it's extreme , all right . Extremely dumb . Extremely confusing . Extremely boring . it's extremely well played and often very funny it's extremely well played and often very funny . it's far from a groundbreaking endeavor it's far from being this generation's Animal House . it's far from fresh-squeezed it's far tamer than advertised it's far too slight and introspective to appeal to anything wider than a niche audience . it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot it's frustrating and still oddly likable . it's frustrating to see these guys -- who are obviously pretty clever -- waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest when they were high it's frustrating to see these guys -- who are obviously pretty clever -- waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest when they were high . it's full of throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and a determined TV amiability that Allen personifies . it's funny it's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc . ) it's genuinely cool to hear characters talk about early rap records ( Sugar Hill Gang , etc. ) it's going to be a trip it's going to be great it's good it's good , it's good , but only if you slide in on a freebie it's good enough for our girls it's good enough to be the purr it's good-natured and sometimes quite funny it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun it's great cinematic polemic it's great for the kids it's hard not to be a sucker for its charms it's hard not to be carried away it's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress it's hard to care about a film that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress . it's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . it's hard to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived . But they fascinate in their recklessness . it's hard to imagine a more generic effort in the genre it's hard to imagine a more generic effort in the genre . it's hard to know what to praise first it's hard to like a film so cold and dead it's hard to resist his enthusiasm , even if the filmmakers come up with nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences it's hard to shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film . it's hard to stop watching it's hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously it's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it it's harder still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it . it's hardly a necessary enterprise it's hardly a necessary enterprise . it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory it's hardly watchable it's haunting . it's hilarious it's his strongest performance since The Doors it's ho-hum all the way through it's icky . it's impossible to care it's impossible to care who wins it's in danger of going wrong it's inauthentic at its core it's informative and breathtakingly spectacular it's inoffensive and actually rather sweet it's insanely violent and very graphic it's just a kids ' flick it's just a kids ' flick . it's just another cartoon with an unstoppable superman . it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned ... it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! C'mon it's just another sports drama\/character study . Yet this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! C'mon ! it's just as wonderful on the big screen . it's just because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades it's just grating it's just not scary it's just plain bored it's just tediously bad , something to be fully forgotten it's just tired . it's just too bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight it's just too dry and too placid it's kind of insulting , both to men and women . it's kinda dumb . it's kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting ? it's lazy for a movie to avoid solving one problem by trying to distract us with the solution to another it's lazy for a movie to avoid solving one problem by trying to distract us with the solution to another . it's left a few crucial things out , like character development and coherence it's like a poem it's like dying and going to celluloid heaven it's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time it's likely to please audiences who like movies that demand four hankies it's lousy it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life it's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy it's merely a blandly cinematic surgical examination of what makes a joke a joke it's merely a blandly cinematic surgical examination of what makes a joke a joke . it's mission accomplished it's more comedy it's more like entertainment for trolls it's more of the ` laughing at ' variety than the ` laughing with it's more of the same it's more than a worthwhile effort it's movies about college that are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam . it's moving it's much , much better it's neither . it's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma it's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma . it's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma . it it's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma . it's a worse sign when you begin to envy her condition it's never a good sign when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma . it's a worse sign when you begin to envy her condition . it's never as solid as you want it to be it's never boring it's no classic it's no surprise to see a world-class filmmaker like Zhang Yimou behind the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential it's nonsense it's not Little Nicky . And for many of us , that's good enough it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking it's not a total loss . it's not a very good movie in any objective sense it's not all new it's not an easy movie to watch and will probably disturb many who see it it's not as awful as some of the recent hollywood trip tripe ... but it's far from a groundbreaking endeavor it's not as pathetic as The Animal . it's not bad prose it's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek it's not entirely memorable it's not half-bad it's not helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter it's not helpful to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter . it's not intended to it's not just another connect-the-dots , spy-on-the-run picture it's not much more watchable than a Mexican soap opera it's not nearly as good as any of its influences . it's not nearly long enough it's not quite the genre-busting film it's been hyped to be because it plays everything too safe . it's not scary in the slightest it's not scary in the slightest . it's not silly fun unless you enjoy really bad movies . it's not terribly original it's not terribly original and it's rather messy -- but you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding . it's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat it's not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat . it's not that big a deal it's not that funny it's not that funny -- which is just generally insulting . it's not very good either . it's not very interesting it's not very interesting . it's not very interesting . As a remake , it's a pale imitation . it's not very well shot or composed or edited it's notably better acted -- and far less crass - than some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals it's now coming true ' bad it's nowhere near as good as the original . it's offensive it's often overwritten , with a surfeit of weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past and roads not taken . it's on par with the first one it's one of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen . it's one of the saddest films i have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental it's one of the saddest films i have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental . it's one of the worst of the entire franchise . it's one tough rock . it's only a matter of time before he gets the upper hand in matters of the heart . it's only because we would expect nothing less from this bunch . it's only fair in the interest of full disclosure to say that -- on the basis of this film alone -- I'm not one of them it's perfect . it's perfect . It's also the year's sweetest movie . it's played in the most straight-faced fashion , with little humor to lighten things up . the heavy-handed film is almost laughable as a consequence it's played in the most straight-faced fashion , with little humor to lighten things up . the heavy-handed film is almost laughable as a consequence . it's pleasant enough it's pleasant enough -- and oozing with attractive men it's pleasant enough and it's pleasant enough and its ecological , pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome it's pleasant enough and its ecological , pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome . it's possible for a sequel to outshine the original it's potentially just as rewarding it's praises , it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look it's pretty enjoyable it's pretty far from a treasure it's pretty stupid . it's probably not accurate to call it a movie it's propelled by the acting it's quite enough to lessen the overall impact the movie could have had it's quite fun in places it's quite fun in places . it's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action it's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , it's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , but it's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , but minority report delivers all that and a whole lot more it's rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action , but minority report delivers all that and a whole lot more . it's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies it's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , it's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , but it's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , but the word perfectly describes pauline & paulette it's rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies , but the word perfectly describes pauline & paulette . it's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' it's rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' . it's rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity it's rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity . it's rather messy it's rather messy -- but you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding . it's realistic about all kinds of love it's really little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and deadeningly drawn-out . it's really nothing more than warmed-over Cold War paranoia it's really unclear why this project was undertaken it's really well directed it's refreshing to see a cartoon that knows what it is , and knows the form's history . it's refreshing to see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original . it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards it's relentlessly folksy , a procession of stagy set pieces stacked with binary oppositions it's revealing some great human truths , when , in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile it's sanctimonious , self-righteous and so eager to earn our love that you want to slap it it's savvy about celebrity and has more guts and energy than much of what will open this year it's seldom boring it's self-defeatingly decorous it's sharply comic and surprisingly touching , so hold the gong it's shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb it's simply baffling it's simply crude and unrelentingly exploitative it's simply unbearable it's slow at times it's smooth and professional it's so bad it's so clever you want to hate it . But it's so clever you want to hate it . But he somehow pulls it off it's so clever you want to hate it . But he somehow pulls it off . it's so devoid of realism that its lack of whistles and bells just makes it obnoxious and stiff it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second it's so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second . it's so inane that it gave me plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list it's so lackluster it's so laddish and juvenile , only teenage boys could possibly find it funny it's so laddish and juvenile , only teenage boys could possibly find it funny . it's so not-at-all-good it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain it's something else altogether -- clownish and offensive and nothing at all like real life it's sort of bogus it's sort of bogus and it's sort of bogus and it's ho-hum all the way through it's sort of true and it's sort of bogus and it's ho-hum all the way through it's spread too thin it's still a good yarn -- which is nothing to sneeze at these days . it's still a guilty pleasure to watch . it's still a mistake to go see it . it's still a rollicking good time for the most part it's still a sweet , even delectable diversion . it's still a worthy addition to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation . it's still damn funny stuff it's still entertaining to watch the target practice . it's still not a good movie it's still pretty tasty it's still pretty tasty . it's still quite bad it's still quite bad . it's still quite worth seeing it's still tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points . it's still unusually crafty and intelligent for Hollywood horror . it's stuffy and pretentious in a give-me-an-Oscar kind of way it's stupid it's such a warm and charming package that you'll feel too happy to argue much it's supposed to feel funny and light it's surprisingly bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction it's surprisingly bland despite the heavy doses of weird performances and direction . it's surprisingly harmless it's sweet it's sweet , harmless , dumb , occasionally funny and about as compelling as a fishing show . it's sweet ... it's sweet ... but it's sweet ... but just a little bit too precious at the start and a little too familiar at the end . it's tempting to jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller . it's thanks to Huston's revelatory performance . it's that life stinks it's the CliffsNotes with pages missing . it's the best sequel since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth . it's the butt of its own joke it's the delivery that matters here it's the equal of some of its predecessors it's the image that really tells the tale . it's the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards it's the little nuances that perhaps had to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny to happen , that finally get under your skin it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones it's the perfect cure for insomnia . it's the repetition of said behavior it's the star power of the cast or the redundant messages it's the ultimate redneck road-trip . it's the very definition of epic adventure . it's the work of an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep it's the worst movie I've seen this summer it's the worst movie of 2002 it's therapeutic to laugh along with them it's therapeutic to laugh along with them . it's this rich and luscious it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge it's too close to real life to make sense it's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge it's too high a price to pay for a shimmering picture postcard it's too long it's too long and too convoluted it's too long and too convoluted and it's too long and too convoluted and it ends in a muddle it's too long and too convoluted and it ends in a muddle . it's too long and unfocused it's too long and unfocused . it's too loud to shout insults at the screen it's too much syrup and not enough fizz it's too patched together it's too slowly paced to be a thriller it's too slowly paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser it's too slowly paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser . it's too slowly paced to be a thriller . -LRB- But it's -RRB- worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser it's tremendously moving it's true it's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter it's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter , but it's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible it's truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible . it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years it's unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance it's undone by a sloppy script it's undone by the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors it's unfortunate for the viewer that the thoughts and reflections coming through are torpid and banal it's unlikely to inspire anything more than a visit to McDonald's , let alone some savvy street activism it's unnerving suspense it's used so extensively that good bits are hopelessly overshadowed it's very much like life itself . it's waltzed itself into the art film pantheon . it's wasted yours it's well worth a rental . it's what makes their project so interesting it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking it's won it's worth checking out for the performances alone . it's worth it , even if it does take 3 hours to get through it's worth seeing it's worth seeing . it's worth the concentration it's worth the concentration . it's worth yet another visit it ) comes off like a Hallmark commercial it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' it , offering fine acting moments and pungent it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights it , particularly that unexpected downer of an ending it -- it . No , it . No , I love it ... hell it Gutterball it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash it ` perfection it a comedy ? A drama ? A romance ? it a comic book with soul it a failure as straight drama it a great movie it a party worth attending it a passable family film that won't win many fans over the age of 12 it a step further , richer and deeper it a strange combo of you-are-there closeness with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen it a total success ? it abundantly clear it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition it accumulates power and depth it accurately reflects the rage and alienation that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people it achieves some kind of goofy grandeur it acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today it acknowledges and celebrates their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today . it actually clicks it actually has a bundle in common with them , as the film diffuses every opportunity for a breakthrough it actually hurts to watch . it actually makes the heart soar it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar it adds up to big box office bucks all but guaranteed . it affords to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad it ain't half-bad . it ain't pretty it aims so low it all . Jackass is a vulgar it all . Jackass is a vulgar and it all . Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set it all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment it all down it all go wrong it all looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer it all looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer . it all seems to be happening for the first time it all the more compelling it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights it all went wrong it allows the mind to enter and accept another world it almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun it almost loses what made you love it it almost stops the blood flow to your brain it already has one strike against it . it also comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won it also comes with the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won . it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us it also happens to be good it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality it also has a strong dramatic and emotional pull that gradually sneaks up on the audience it also has humor and heart and very talented young actors it also has many of the things that made the first one charming it also has many of the things that made the first one charming . it also is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes it also leaves you intriguingly contemplative . it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , it also represents glossy Hollywood at its laziest . it also rocks . it also taps into the primal fears of young people trying to cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults it also treats the subject with fondness and respect it also will win you over , in a big way it also wilts after awhile it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare it amounts to is a mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant film it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film it an above-average thriller it an exhilarating it an honest , lived-in glow it apart it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings it appears not to have been edited at all it appears that ( Jackie ) Chan's US influence is starting to show in his Hong Kong films . it arrives it aspires it at least calls attention to a problem Hollywood too long has ignored it attractive throughout it avoids the obvious with humour and lightness it avoids the stupid cliches and formulaic potholes that befall its brethren . it awfully hard to buy the impetus for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters it bags . This is one for the ages it bangs a very cliched drum at times it barely gives one pause when considering some of the other dreck out there right now . it be nice if all guys got a taste of what it's like on the other side of the bra it be nice if all guys got a taste of what it's like on the other side of the bra ? it becomes a chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead it becomes long and tedious like a classroom it becomes long and tedious like a classroom play in a college history course . it begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy it begins to fade from memory it begins to seem as long as the two year affair which is its subject it belongs on the big screen it belongs to Martin Scorsese it borders on facile it brings tears to your eyes it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history it can't be dismissed as mindless it can't escape its past it can't escape its past , it can't escape its past , and it can't escape its past , and it doesn't want to it can't get any more gay it can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane it can't help but engage an audience it can't really be called animation it can it can be a bit repetitive it can be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way it can be just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing it can be made on the cheap . it can chew by linking the massacre it can comfortably hold it can do even more damage it can easily worm its way into your heart . ' it can impart an almost visceral sense of dislocation and change . it can make him a problematic documentary subject it can not even be dubbed hedonistic it can only be seen as propaganda it can only encourage us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives it can seem tiresomely simpleminded . it can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again it captures the erotics of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree it carries the same strengths and flaws it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising it caved in it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . it certainly got lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . it certainly won't win any honors it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster it chills the characters , reducing our emotional stake in the outcome of `` Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game it chokes the energy right out of the very audience it seeks to frighten it churns up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace it cold it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it collapses into exactly the kind of buddy cop comedy it set out to lampoon , anyway it collapses like an overcooked soufflé . it comes across rather too plainly as allegory it comes off as annoying rather than charming it comes off as only occasionally satirical and never fresh . it comes time to wrap things up and send the viewers home it comes to the characters and writing ... but works its way underneath the skin like few movies it completely contradicts everything Kieslowski's work aspired to , including the condition of art it confuses the mere flashing of kinky soft-core imagery with naughty fun . it conjures up the intoxicating fumes and emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt it contains Jesse Ventura's best work since the XFL . it contains almost enough chuckles for a three-minute sketch , and no more . it continues to mount a conspicuous effort to be profound it could be , by its art and heart , a necessary one it could be , by its art and heart , a necessary one . it could be a lot better if it were , well , more adventurous . it could become a cult classic it could become a historically significant work as well as a masterfully made one it could channel it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened it could have been so much more it could never really have happened this way it counts heart as important as humor it covers just about every cliche in the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz . it created whole new levels of ugly . it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way it defeats his larger purpose it definitely gives you something to chew on it delivers some chills and sustained unease , but flounders in its quest for deeper meaning it delivers some chills and sustained unease , but flounders in its quest for deeper meaning . it demands repeated viewings . it demands that you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides it demonstrates that Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken . it deserved all the hearts it won -- and wins still , 20 years later . it deserves a wide audience . it didn't it didn't entirely grab me it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact it displays something more important : respect for its flawed , crazy people it does . it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it it does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds it does a disservice to the audience and to the genre . it does because ( the leads ) are such a companionable couple it does cathartic truth telling it does elect to head off in its own direction it does give exposure to some talented performers it does go on forever . it does have one saving grace it does have one saving grace . it does have some very funny sequences it does in Trouble Every Day it does mark Ms . Bullock's best work in some time it does mark Ms. Bullock's best work in some time it does mostly hold one's interest it doesn't disappoint . it doesn't even have the virtue of enough mindless violence to break up the tedium of all its generational bonding it doesn't even seem like she tried it doesn't even seem like she tried . it doesn't even try for the greatness that Happy Together shoots for ( and misses ) it doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world it doesn't give a damn it doesn't give you time it doesn't go too much further . it doesn't have any huge laughs in its story of irresponsible cops who love to play pranks it doesn't have more flashes of insight it doesn't have the same magical quality as the beginning of the story . it doesn't have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch it doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen it doesn't leave you with much it doesn't leave you with much . it doesn't make any sense it doesn't make for completely empty entertainment it doesn't necessarily shed more light on its subject than the popular predecessor it doesn't offer any insights that haven't been thoroughly debated in the media already , back in the Dahmer heyday of the mid - '90s it doesn't really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions it doesn't really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions . it doesn't signify a whole lot either it doesn't take itself so deadly seriously it doesn't work . it does not achieve the kind of dramatic unity that transports you . it does not alienate either gender in the audience it does not attempt to filter out the complexity it does possess a coherence absent in recent crass-a-thons like Tomcats , Freddy Got Fingered , and Slackers it does possess a loose , lackadaisical charm it does possess a loose , lackadaisical charm . it does so without compromising that complexity . it does somehow manage to get you under its spell it does somehow manage to get you under its spell . it does sustain an enjoyable level of ridiculousness it does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end it does well it does with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism it drags it drags during its 112-minute length it draws several decent laughs it dull , lifeless , and irritating it earns extra points by acting as if it weren't it either moderately amusing or just plain irrelevant it embraces it , energizes it and takes big bloody chomps out of it it emerges as another key contribution to the flowering of the South Korean cinema it employs are short , carefully placed and dead-center . it employs changes that fit it well rather than ones that were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities it ends by blowing just about everything up it ends in a muddle it ends up being , it ends up being , like ( Seinfeld's ) revered TV show , about pretty much nothing it ends up being surprisingly dull it ends up falling short as a whole it enough to recommend it entertaining it equals the original and in some ways even betters it it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain it even uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory it eventually culminates in the not-exactly - stunning insight that crime doesn't pay it eventually pays off and is effective if you stick with it it eventually works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful . it ever becoming preachy or syrupy it ever been possible to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time . it faded from my memory it fails it fails the most basic relevancy test as well . it fails to get it fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own it fails to lend the characters ' individual stories enough dramatic resonance to make us care about them . it fails to walk the silly walk that distinguishes the merely quirky from the surreal it falls down in its attempts to humanize its subject it falls into the trap of pretention almost every time it falls short it falls short of its aspiration to be a true ` epic ' it familiar and insufficiently cathartic it far above it far more satisfying it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory it fascinating it feels a bit long it feels accidental it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema it feels like a glossy rehash . it feels like a suicide race it feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects it feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , it feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , and it feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , and watching its rote plot points connect is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes it feels like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects , and watching its rote plot points connect is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes . it feels like unrealized potential it feels more forced than usual . it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film it feels much longer it feels painfully redundant and inauthentic . it felt like to be a New Yorker -- or , really , to be a human being -- in the weeks after 9\/11 it fills the time with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage . Viva le Resistance it finds a new way to surprise and amuse . it finds a nice rhythm . it finds humor in the foibles of human behavior it finds humor in the foibles of human behavior , it for what it is it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be it from the bland songs to the colorful but flat drawings it funny it gave me plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list it gets ever so wrong it gets harder and harder to understand her choices it gets rock-n-rolling it gets so preachy-keen and so tub-thumpingly loud it makes you feel like a chump it gets so tangled up in The Twist that it chokes the energy right out of the very audience it seeks to frighten . it gets to you . it gets very ugly , very fast it gives devastating testimony to both people's capacity for evil and their heroic capacity for good it goes awry in the final 30 minutes it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults it goes for a plot twist instead of trusting the material it goes further than both it goes nowhere it goes off the rails in its final 10 or 15 minutes it goes on for at least 90 more minutes and , worse , that you have to pay if you want to see it it great it grows tedious it had , in fact , been fleshed out a little more instead of going for easy smiles it had a sense of humor it had been only half-an-hour long or a TV special it had too much spitting for me to enjoy it happens to flat characters it has a bigger-name cast it has a dull , costumey feel it has a genuine dramatic impact it has a lot in common with Piesiewicz's and Kieslowski's earlier work , films like The Double Life of Veronique it has a lot in common with Piesiewicz's and Kieslowski's earlier work , films like The Double Life of Veronique . it has a more colorful , more playful tone than his other films . it has a tremendous , offbeat sense of style and humor that suggests he was influenced by some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) . it has an ambition to say something about its subjects , but not a willingness it has become even weaker it has been deemed important enough to make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson it has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer it has clearly been made with affection and care it has clearly been made with affection and care . it has considerable charm . it has definite weaknesses it has its moments it has its moments of swaggering camaraderie , but more often just feels generic , derivative and done to death it has its moments of swaggering camaraderie , but more often just feels generic , derivative and done to death . it has just as many scenes that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie it has just enough spice to keep it interesting it has just enough spice to keep it interesting . it has made its way into your very bloodstream it has no sense of humor it has no sense of humor ... it has no sense of humor ... it's just plain bored it has some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) - with nothing but net it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults it has some problems it has some problems . it has some special qualities and the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance . it has the temerity to run over two hours it held my interest from start to finish it held my interest from start to finish . it hit you where you live it hits its mark it holds even less when it turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich it holds itself it holds up in an era in which computer-generated images are the norm it holds you with its outrageousness it humor and poignancy it implodes in a series of very bad special effects it implodes in a series of very bad special effects . it includes a fair share of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy it interesting it interesting as a character study is the fact that the story is told from Paul's perspective it interesting trying to find out it intriguing , bizarre it intriguing , bizarre , it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , it introduces viewers to a good charitable enterprise and some interesting real people it introduces you to new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers it irresistible it irrigates our souls . it is it is , it's too long and unfocused it is Japanese and yet feels universal it is Schmidt's , no matter if it's viewed as a self-reflection or cautionary tale it is a copy of a copy of a copy it is a failure it is a failure . it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably it is a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast it is a glorious failure . it is a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs it is a good Bond movie , which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs . it is a good and ambitious film it is a good and ambitious film . it is a good and ambitious film . And it is a good and ambitious film . And it marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today it is a good stepping stone for director Sprecher . it is a great film . it is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while . it is a gripping , tidy little movie that takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while . it is a hilarious place to visit it is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie it is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie , it is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie , and it is a kind , unapologetic , sweetheart of a movie , and Mandy Moore leaves a positive impression it is a loose collection of not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor it is a rather poor imitation it is a refreshingly forthright one it is a remarkably original work . it is a respectable sequel it is a unique , well-crafted psychological study of grief it is a whole lot of fun it is a whole lot of fun and it is a whole lot of fun and you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , it is a young artist's thoughtful consideration of fatherhood it is about a domestic unit finding their way to joy it is all windup and not much of a pitch it is almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half it is also elevated by it -- the kind of movie that you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out . it is also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness it is also refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness . it is also somewhat shallow and art-conscious it is also weirdly fascinating it is an engaging and exciting narrative of Man confronting the Demons of his own fear and paranoia it is an interesting exercise by talented writer\/director Anderson it is an uneven film for the most part it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited it is as seductive as it is haunting . it is as tedious as one it is banal . it is bland it is by no means his best work it is clearly a good thing . it is clever it is clever , it is clever , but it is cruel it is derivative it is disposable . it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches it is doubtful this listless feature will win him any new viewers it is dull it is easy to take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story it is effective it is effective . it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world it is entertaining on an inferior level . it is essentially empty it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately it is exotic it is far too self-conscious to draw you deeply into its world . it is flavorless it is flawed it is formula filmmaking it is full of necessary discussion points it is funny it is generally amusing from time to time it is good enough and will likely be appreciated most by sailors and folks who know their way around a submarine it is great summer fun to watch arnold it is great summer fun to watch arnold and it is great summer fun to watch arnold and his buddy gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters it is great summer fun to watch arnold and his buddy gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters . it is handled with intelligence and care it is hard to conceive anyone else in their roles . it is hard to resist it is hard to tell who is chasing who or why it is impossible not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times . it is impossible to care whether that boast is true it is impossible to find the film anything but appalling , shamelessly manipulative and contrived , and totally lacking in conviction it is impossible to look away it is impossible to look away . Ah yes it is impossible to think of any film more challenging or depressing than The Grey Zone it is in depicting child abuse it is infused with the sensibility of a video director it is instructive it is interesting to see where one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity it is interminable it is just about right it is kind of enjoyable thanks mainly to Belushi's easy-going likableness . it is laughingly enjoyable it is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show it is missing it is more likely to induce sleep than fright . it is more than merely a Holocaust movie it isn't a comparison to reality so much as it is a commentary about our knowledge of films . it isn't as quirky as it thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited it isn't entirely persuasive it isn't exactly kiddie-friendly it isn't merely offensive it isn't much fun it isn't much fun . it isn't nearly as terrible as it cold have been it isn't particularly funny it isn't that funny it isn't very good it is nature against progress . in fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale it is nature against progress . in fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale . it is nearly impossible to look at or understand it is never melodic it is never melodic \/ it is nevertheless compelling it is nit-picky about the hypocrisies of our time it is nonetheless -- and likely inadvertently -- a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role that U . S . it is nonjudgmental , and makes clear that a prostitute can be as lonely and needy as any of the clients it is not enough to give the film the substance it so desperately needs . it is not worth it is notable for its stylistic austerity and forcefulness it is one in which fear and frustration are provoked to intolerable levels it is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another it is only mildly amusing when it could have been so much more . it is quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film . it is rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . As your relatives swap one mundane story after another it is repetitious it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives it is spooky and subtly in love with myth it is still ultimately very satisfying . it is still ultimately very satisfying . Think of it as a sort of comfort food for the mind . it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art it is surely no classic , like the novel upon which it is based it is surely no classic , like the novel upon which it is based . it is that it doesn't give a damn it is that it doesn't give a damn . it is thought-provoking it is thought-provoking . it is time for their first public recital it is to be Ya-Ya it is truly stirring it is unapologetically dumb it is unwavering and arresting it is visually ravishing , penetrating , impenetrable . it is welcome to see a Chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose it is were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose it is wise it is worth searching out . it jumps through the expected hoops with style and even some depth it jumps through the expected hoops with style and even some depth . it just gets stupid and maudlin . it just goes to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen it just isn't a very involving one it just seems like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it . it just seems manufactured to me and artificial it just sits there like a side dish no one ordered . it just zings along with vibrance and warmth . it lacks a strong narrative it lacks focus it lacks focus . I sympathize with the plight of these families it lacks grandeur it lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts . it lacks in originality it lacks in outright newness it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned it lacks in substance it lacks the detail of the book it lacks the novel charm that made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences it lacks the utter authority of a genre gem it lacks the zest and it lacks the zest and it goes for a plot twist instead of trusting the material it largely makes up for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . Still it leaves a bad taste in your mouth and questions on your mind it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work it lightens your wallet without leaving a sting . it look as though they are having so much fun it look like a masterpiece it looks as though Jay Roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab it looks even better it looks like Woo's a P.O.W. it looks neat it looks pretty it loses steam towards the middle and never really develops beyond attacking obvious target . it magic it makes My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like an apartheid drama it makes absolutely no sense it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment it makes even Jason X ... look positively Shakesperean by comparison it makes films like XXX and Collateral Damage seem like thoughtful treatises it makes for one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while . it makes me wonder if Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work . it makes most of what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics it makes one long for a geriatric Peter it makes serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer boring it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian it makes up for in effective if cheap moments of fright and dread . it makes up for in heart . it makes up for with a great , fiery passion . it makes up for with its heart it makes up for with its heart . it makes you feel like a chump it makes you forgive every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects it makes your teeth hurt it manages to find new avenues of discourse on old problems it manages to maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in . it marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today it marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today . it marks the outstanding feature debut of writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy . it may be because teens are looking for something to make them laugh . it may be the most oddly honest Hollywood document of all it may cause parents a few sleepless hours -- a sign of its effectiveness it may leave you feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied it may rate as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season . it memorable it merely lacks everything except good intentions it merely lacks originality to make it a great movie it might as well be the resuscitation of the middle-aged character it might as well have been titled Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts . it might be tempting to regard mr . andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but mr . earnhart's quizzical , it might be tempting to regard mr . andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but mr . earnhart's quizzical , charming movie it might be tempting to regard mr . andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but mr . earnhart's quizzical , charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists it might be tempting to regard mr . andrew and his collaborators as oddballs , but mr . earnhart's quizzical , charming movie allows us to see them , finally , as artists . it might deliver again and again it might have been it might have held my attention , it might have held my attention , but it might just be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies it might just be the movie you're looking for it might just be the movie you're looking for . it might work better . But it has an ambition to say something about its subjects , but not a willingness it migraine-inducing it misses a major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche . it misses too many opportunities it more as a shocking history lesson it more closely resembles this year's version of Tomcats it more than adequately fills the eyes and stirs the emotions it more than makes up for in drama , suspense , revenge , and romance . it moves fast enough to cover its clunky dialogue and lapses in logic . it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs it must it must be admitted , not entirely humorless . Indeed it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' it must be said that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees . it must have read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame . ' it needs it never bothers to question why somebody might devote time to see it it never builds any suspense it never finds a consistent tone and lacks bite , degenerating into a pious , preachy soap opera it never lacks in eye-popping visuals it never loses touch with the reality of the grim situation it never moves beyond their surfaces it never quite adds up it never quite gets there it never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash . it never seems fresh and vital . it never took off and always seemed static . it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots it nonetheless sustains interest during the long build-up of expository material . it not only invites it now seems pedestrian it obnoxious and stiff it offends by just being wishy-washy it offers few surprises and finds its stars slumming in territory it offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us it offers gorgeous imagery , effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding . it offers hope it offers large rewards it offers much to absorb and even more to think about after the final frame . it offers plenty to ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds it offers plenty to ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds . it on so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race it one of the best war movies ever made it one of the year's most enjoyable releases it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap it otherwise drowns in a sea of visual and verbal clichés it overstays its natural running time it paints a sad picture of the singles scene it pauses for blunt exposition to make sure you it pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship it pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship . it pays earnest homage to turntablists and beat jugglers , old schoolers and current innovators it plainly has no business going it plays everything too safe it plays like a big-budget , after-school special with a generous cast , who at times lift the material from its well-meaning clunkiness . it plays like a powerful 1957 drama we've somehow never seen before it plays like a reading from bartlett's familiar quotations it plays like the standard made-for-TV movie it plays worse now it plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing it points out how inseparable the two are it ponders the reasons we need stories so much . it portrays , tiresomely regimented it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything it presents friendship between women as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive it pretends to expose the life of male hustlers it pretends to investigate it probably will enjoy themselves it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises it probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look . it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony . But it's worth the concentration it projects onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless it projects the same lazy affability as its nominal star , David Arquette . it promised it would be it promises , just not well enough to recommend it it proves surprisingly serviceable it provides a fresh view of an old type it provides a reasonably attractive holiday contraption , one that families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing should investigate it pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling it pushes its agenda too forcefully it pushes the Croc Hunter agenda it puts far more polished documentaries to shame . it quickly enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls it races it races to the finish line it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy it raises the possibility that it wrote itself as a newly automated Final Draft computer program . it ranks with the best of Herzog's works it rarely achieves its best it rarely stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to do it it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza it really counts it really won my heart it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end it remains depressingly prosaic and dull it remains inextricably stuck in an emotionally unavailable rut . it reminds you how pertinent its dynamics remain it repeatedly puts a small child in jeopardy , treating her as little more than a prop to be cruelly tormented it required viewing in university computer science departments for years to come it requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it it reveals it reveals the filmmaker's bottomless pit of self-absorption . it revigorates the mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway . it rips off many of its ideas it rises in its courageousness , and comedic employment . it risks monotony . it risks monotony . But it's worth the concentration it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery it says far less about the horrifying historical reality than about the filmmaker's characteristic style it searches ( vainly , I think ) for something fresh to say it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama it seeks to frighten it seeks to rely on an ambiguous presentation it seem fresh again it seems a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title ... amounts to surprisingly little . it seems as if each watered down the version of the one before it seems better , not just bigger it seems like a minor miracle that its septuagenarian star is young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible it seems most likely that Broomfield's interviewees , or even himself , will not be for much longer it seems positively French in its rhythms and resonance it seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity it seems to be on auto-pilot it seems to lack substance it seems to lack substance . it seems to take itself far more seriously . it sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen it sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen . it serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history , and would make a terrific 10th-grade learning tool . it set out to lampoon , anyway it sets out with no pretensions and delivers big time it shine it should be done cinematically it should be poignant it should be profound , and hyper-cliched where it should be sincere it should deliver a moral punch it should go down smoothly enough with popcorn it should have ditched the artsy pretensions and revelled in the entertaining shallows . it should have gone straight to a Mystery Science Theater 3000 video it should pay reparations to viewers . it simply lulls you into a gentle waking coma . it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears it slow , predictable and not very amusing it so beautifully it so lovingly it so lovingly and it so lovingly and films it so beautifully it so lovingly and films it so beautifully that I couldn't help being captivated by it it something any true film addict will want to check it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny it sounds like a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy . it sounds sick and twisted it sounds sick and twisted , it sounds sick and twisted , but the miracle of shainberg's film is that it truly is romance it special it starts off so bad that you feel like running out screaming it starts to become good it starts to become good . it starts to seem more improvised than scripted it stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable it still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable . it still comes off as a touching , transcendent love story . it still cuts all the way down to broken bone . it still feels like it was made by some very stoned college students it still feels somewhat unfinished . it still manages to build to a terrifying , if obvious , conclusion it still manages to get a few punches in it still seems endless it still works . it stinks it strangely magnetic it struck a chord in me it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories it studiously avoids provoking thought it succeeds it succeeds . it succeeds as a powerful look at a failure of our justice system . it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries it successful and accessible it successfully showcases the passions of both the director and novelist Byatt . it suffers from rampant vampire devaluation it suffers from the awkwardness that results from adhering to the messiness of true stories . it suffers from too much Norma Rae and not enough Pretty Woman it suits the script it summons more spirit and bite than your average formulaic romantic quadrangle it surprised me how much pleasure I had watching McGrath's version . it surrenders to a formulaic bang-bang , shoot-em-up scene at the conclusion it takes a sudden turn and devolves into a bizarre sort of romantic comedy it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance it takes chances that are bold by studio standards it takes its techniques into such fresh territory that the film never feels derivative it takes itself too seriously it takes off in totally unexpected directions and keeps on going it takes to describe how bad it is it takes us on a roller-coaster ride from innocence to experience without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality . it takes what worked last time , repeats it and adds more characters , more stunts , more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness . it takes your breath away it taps into genuine artistic befuddlement , and at the same time presents a scathing indictment of what drives Hollywood . it the Kahlo movie Frida fans have been looking for it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel it the most it thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited it thinks the gamble is worth the promise it threatens to get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy it throws you for a loop . it thumbs down it thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment it tight and nasty it to a crystalline point it to be better and more successful than it is it too is a bomb . it took chances and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off it tough for them to really care it transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film it transporting is that it's also one of the smartest it traps audiences in a series of relentlessly nasty situations that we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at . it treats ana's journey with honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film it treats ana's journey with honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film . it treats conspiracy as a kind of political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen it treats women like idiots it treats women like idiots . it tries to be thrilling , touching or , yikes , uproarious it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period it truly is romance it turned my ballpoint notes to invisible ink it turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich it turns maddeningly predictable it turns out to be affected and boring it turns out to be another winning star vehicle it turns out to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme it turns the stomach . it ultimately delivers it ultimately disappoints it ultimately satisfies with its moving story it unexpectedly rewarding it unfold with an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness it unforgettable it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it it uses lighting effects and innovative backgrounds to an equally impressive degree it uses very little dialogue , making it relatively effortless to read and follow the action at the same time . it veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism it wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts it wants to be it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . it wants to be a black comedy , drama , melodrama or some combination of the three it wants to be an acidic all-male All About Eve or a lush , swooning melodrama in the Intermezzo strain it was , as my friend David Cross would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' it was a guilty pleasure it was an honest effort it was at least funny it was better the first time it was co-written by Mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry it was going to be it was just a matter of ` eh . ' it was made by some very stoned college students it was made with careful attention to detail and is well-acted by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal it wasn't horrible either it wasn't the subject matter that ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second it wasn't the subject matter that ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second , did I miss something ? '' it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans it was particularly funny it was so endlessly , grotesquely , inventive it was so weak it was so weak , it was so weak , and it has been unearthed it was too overbearing it was two centuries ago it was worth your seven bucks it was written by teenagers it was written for no one it washed out despite all of that it wastes all its star power on cliched or meaningless roles . it wears its B-movie heritage like a badge of honor it wears its B-movie heritage like a badge of honor . it wears out its welcome as tryingly as the title character . it wears you down like a dinner guest showing off his doctorate it weirdly appealing it well worth watching it were , well , more adventurous it were any more of a turkey it were that grand a failure it will be , it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation it will be well worth your time . it will certainly succeed in alienating most viewers it will connect it will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker it will gratify anyone who has ever suspected Hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels . it will just as likely make you weep , it will just as likely make you weep , and it will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker it will just as likely make you weep , and it will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker . it will make you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one . it will never hold a candle to the original it will probably be a talky bore . it will remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking . it will stay with you it will warm your heart it will warm your heart , it will warm your heart , and it will warm your heart , and I'm giving it a strong thumbs up it winds up affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear it wins you over it wins you over . it with Ring , it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; it won't be long before you'll spy i spy at a video store near you it won't be long before you'll spy i spy at a video store near you . it won -- and wins still it wore me down it works it works beautifully as a movie without sacrificing the integrity of the opera . it works superbly here it worth checking out at theaters it worth watching it worthwhile it would've reeked of a been-there , done-that sameness . it would be it would be a lot better if it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories it would be a page-turner it would be a shame if this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years it would be better as a diary or documentary it would be better to wait for the video . it would be better to wait for the video . And a very rainy day it would be easy for critics to shred it it would be easy for critics to shred it . it would be like to be smack in the middle of a war zone armed with nothing but a camera it would be nice to see what he could make with a decent budget it would be rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest . it would be sleazy and fun it would be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all it would count for very little if the movie weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is it would fit Chan like a $ 99 bargain-basement special . it would have become a camp adventure , one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . it would have been better off dead . it would have been called The Hills Have Antlers and played for about three weeks in drive-ins . it would have been groundbreaking . it would have just gone more over-the-top instead of trying to have it both ways it would have worked so much better dealing in only one reality it wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head it would still be beyond comprehension it wrote itself as a newly automated Final Draft computer program italy beckons us itch to explore more its 112-minute length its American counterpart , '' its B-movie heritage its Hawaiian setting , the science-fiction trimmings and its Hawaiian setting , the science-fiction trimmings and some moments of rowdy slapstick its Ideal predecessor its Labor Day weekend upload its New England characters , most of whom wander about in thick clouds of denial its Oscar nomination its Oscar-sweeping franchise predecessor its `` dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting its `` men in a sardine can '' warped its ability to shock and amaze its abrupt drop its abrupt drop in IQ its abrupt drop in IQ points as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide its abrupt drop in iq points as it races to the finish line its absurd , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible finale its absurdities and crudities its absurdity its accumulated enjoyment its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue its affectionate depiction its agenda to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals its agonizing , Catch-22 glory its ambitions its ambitions are equally -- and admirably -- uncommercial . its ambitions far exceed the abilities of writer Adam Larson Broder and his co-director , Tony R . Abrams , in their feature debut its ambitions far exceed the abilities of writer Adam Larson Broder and his co-director , Tony R. Abrams , in their feature debut its amiable jerking its ample charms its ample charms should win over the most hard-hearted cynics its ample charms should win over the most hard-hearted cynics . its apparent glee its apparent glee is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded . its art and heart its aspiration to be a true ` epic ' its athletic heart its atmosphere is intriguing its attitude and its obliviousness its attractive young leads its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives its audience giddy its audience giddy with the delight of discovery its audience in two separate groups , those reaching for more tissues and those begging for mercy its awkward structure its awkward structure and its awkward structure and a final veering its awkward structure keeps breaking the spell its awkward structure keeps breaking the spell . its bad-luck timing its beautiful women its best its best ( and it does have some very funny sequences ) its best ( and it does have some very funny sequences ) Looking for Leonard its best , its best early on as its best moments its blair witch project real-time roots its blend of frankness , civility and compassion its blood-drenched its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor its boasts a huge charm factor and smacks of originality its boasts a huge charm factor and smacks of originality . its body humour and reinforcement its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes its bold presentation its botches its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse its brain is a little scattered -- ditsy , even . its brains are in no particular place at all its brilliant touches its broad racial insensitivity its capacity to heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes its careful pace and seemingly opaque story may not satisfy every moviegoer's appetite its cast , its cuisine and its quirky tunes its cautionary message its celeb-strewn backdrop well used its characterization of Hitler and its characterization of Hitler and the contrived nature of its provocative conclusion its characters ' choices , good and ill its characters ' decisions its characters ' decisions only unsatisfactorily its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care its characters , weak and strong its characters all the more touching for refusing to pity or memorialize themselves . its characters and communicates something its characters and its audience its characters idiots its characters tissue-thin its charm its charm quickly fades its charming its charming quirks its charming quirks and its charms its charms and its charms and its funny moments its cheesy screenplay its chicken heart its child-centered , claustrophobic context its chosen topic its cinematic flash its classical music its clever concept its clumsiness its clumsiness as its own most damning censure its clunky dialogue and lapses its clunky dialogue and lapses in logic its comedy is generally mean-spirited its comic its comic course its committed dumbness its compassionate spirit its compassionate spirit soars every bit as high its complete and utter lack its complete and utter lack of tension its complexity . Nothing its conclusion , when we hear the ultimate fate of these girls and realize , much to our dismay , that this really did happen its conflicts a symbolic resonance its considerable power its contrivances its convolutions its core its costars , Spader its courage , its courage , ideas its courage , ideas , its courage , ideas , technical proficiency its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting its courageousness its courageousness , its courageousness , and its courageousness , and comedic employment its crack cast its crapulence its crass marketing its creative mettle its creator's comic voice its creepy its creepy menace its critical backlash its curmudgeon its curmudgeon doesn't quite make the cut of being placed on any list of favorites . its cutesy reliance its cutesy reliance on movie-specific cliches its cutesy reliance on movie-specific cliches isn't exactly endearing its dark , delicate treatment its dark , delicate treatment of these characters its deceptive grimness its decrepit freaks its defining philosophical conscience its deft its deft portrait its deft portrait of Tinseltown's seasoned veterans its deft portrait of tinseltown its delightful cast its delivery is a complete mess its demented premise its difficult these days to appreciate Fire's bright side . its digs at modern society are all things we've seen before . its director's cut glory its director , Zhang Yang of Shower , as a boldly experimental , contemporary stylist with a bright future its director could ever have dreamed its disgusting source material its disturbingly close-up look at damaged psyches and its subtle undercurrents of danger its diversions in grand , uncomplicated fashion its diverting grim message is a good one its drastic iconography its drawbacks its dreaminess its dreaminess may lull you to sleep its dreamlike its dreamlike glide its dull its dull spots its dumbness its dying its dying , its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful its easily dismissive its ecological , pro-wildlife sentiments are certainly welcome its economical its effectiveness its elbows sticking out where the knees should be its electronic expression through cyber culture its elegantly colorful look its elegantly colorful look and its elegantly colorful look and sound its emotional power its emotional power and moments of revelation its emotional pull its emphasis on caring for animals and respecting other cultures its emphasis on caring for animals and respecting other cultures is particularly welcome its empowerment its empty its empty head its energy can't compare to the wit , humor and snappy dialogue of the original its epic scope its episodic pacing keeping the film from developing any storytelling flow its essence its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom its essential problem its exacting author might admire its excellent storytelling its excellent storytelling , its excellent storytelling , its economical its excellent use its excellent use of New York locales and sharp writing its excessive moral baggage its excessive moral baggage thanks to two appealing lead performances its execution and skill its execution and skill of its cast its expiry date long gone its exploitive array of obligatory cheap its exploration of the obstacles to happiness its explosive subject matter its exquisite acting its exquisite acting , its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes its extraordinary intelligence and originality its extraordinary themes its extremely languorous rhythms , its face its failed connections its fans are hoping it will be , and in that sense is a movie that deserves recommendation its faults its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live its filmmakers run out of clever ideas and visual gags about halfway through its final form ( in '' Last Dance '' its final surprising shots its fine acting its finest its first-time feature director its fizz is infectious its fizz is infectious . its flabbergasting principals , 14-year-old Robert MacNaughton , 6-year-old Drew Barrymore and 10-year-old Henry Thomas , convince us of the existence of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet its flawed , crazy people its flaws its floating narrative its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis its focus always appears questionable its formidable arithmetic of cameras and souls its full potential its fully-written characters its fully-written characters , its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) and its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) and Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years its fun its funny , moving yarn its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades its funny moments its fussy script and uptight characters its fusty squareness its gags its gags and observations its gasp-inducing its gasp-inducing ending its gender politics , genre thrills its goals with ease and confidence its good nature its good nature and its good nature and some genuinely funny moments its good qualities its good qualities are obscured its goodwill its goodwill close its grand locations its great credit its greatest play its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who its handful of redeeming features its hard to imagine having more fun watching a documentary ... its heart its heart , its heart , as simple self-reflection meditation its heart and its spirit its heart in the right place its heart is in the right place ... innocent and well-meaning its heart is so much in the right place it is difficult to get really peeved at it . its heart-on-its-sleeve writing its heartfelt concern its heartfelt concern about North Korea's recent past and South Korea's future its heartfelt concern about North Korea's recent past and South Korea's future adds a much needed moral weight its heightened , well-shaped dramas its hero its highfalutin title and corkscrew narrative its hilarity its hilarity is completely unintentional its historical significance its huckster lapel its idiocy its imaginative premise its impact is all the greater beause director Zhang's last film , the cuddly Shower , was a non-threatening multi-character piece centered around a public bath house its impact is deeply and rightly disturbing its impressive craftsmanship its incessant coarseness and banality its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length its initial promise its inscrutable mysteries its insights into the dream world of teen life , and its electronic expression through cyber culture its intelligence its intelligence and its intelligence and intensity its intended audience -- children -- its intended audience hasn't yet had much science its intended under-12 audience is concerned its intermittent unease , reaffirming that long-held illusions are indeed reality , and that erasing them recasts the self its intimacy and precision its intricate intellectual gamesmanship its intriguing subject its inventiveness its invitingly upbeat overture its invitingly upbeat overture to its invitingly upbeat overture to its pathos-filled but ultimately life-affirming finale its just not a thrilling movie its juxtaposition of overwrought existentialism and stomach-churning gore its juxtaposition of overwrought existentialism and stomach-churning gore will have you forever on the verge of either cracking up or throwing up its juxtaposition of overwrought existentialism and stomach-churning gore will have you forever on the verge of either cracking up or throwing up . its keenest pleasures its lack of empathy its lack of imagination its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd its lack of poetic frissons its lack of purpose its lack of whistles and bells just makes it obnoxious and stiff its lackadaisical plotting and mindless action its lackluster its lackluster gear its lackluster gear of emotional blandness its laid-back way its lame aspiration its lame aspiration for grasping the coolness vibes when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is its laughs its lavish formalism its lavish formalism and intellectual austerity its lavish grandeur its laziest its leaden acting its leaden acting , its leaden acting , dull exposition its leaden acting , dull exposition and its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises its less-than-objective stance its likable performances its likable performances and its likable performances and refreshingly naive point of view its limit to sustain a laugh its logical loopholes , its logical loopholes , which fly by so fast there's no time to think about them anyway its longevity gets more inexplicable as the characterizations turn more crassly reductive its love its love of life and beauty its loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction its low groan-to-guffaw ratio its low-key quality and its low-key quality and genuine tenderness its luckiest viewers its luckiest viewers will be seated next to one of those ignorant its ludicrous and contrived plot its lyrical variations on the game of love its macabre , self-deprecating sense its macabre , self-deprecating sense of humor makes up for a lot its macabre , self-deprecating sense of humor makes up for a lot . its magic its magic in other parts of the world its mainland setting its make-believe promise of life its make-believe promise of life that soars above the material realm its makers actually seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring its makers aren't removed and inquisitive enough for that its many excesses its many infuriating flaws its many infuriating flaws -- not the least of which is Amy's self-absorbed personality -- its many out-sized , its material that is deliberately unsettling its mean-spirited second half its message of Christian love and compassion its mind its mind -- maybe too much its moment its moment of most convincing emotional gravity from a scene where Santa gives gifts to grownups its moments of swaggering camaraderie its moral medicine its moral medicine go down its most delightful moments its most delightful moments come when various characters express their quirky inner selves its most glaring its most immediate and most obvious pleasure its most tedious scenes its most vibrant scene its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat its moviegoing pleasures its moving story its munchausen-by-proxy its munchausen-by-proxy mum its music as much as the music defines a generation its music or its myriad flaws its namesake proud its nauseating spinning credits sequence its need to reassure its not very informative about its titular character and its not very informative about its titular character and no more challenging than your average television biopic its noticeable lack its noticeable lack of emotional heft its objective portrait its obliviousness its observation of just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work its occasional charms its occasional charms are not to be dismissed . its oh-so-Hollywood rejiggering its oh-so-Hollywood rejiggering and its oh-so-Hollywood rejiggering and its conventional direction to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism its old-hat set-up and its old-hat set-up and predictable plot its one good idea its one-joke premise its one-joke premise with the thesis its open-endedness and surprises its opening its originality its otherwise comic narrative its outcome hardly matters its overall impact falls a little flat with a storyline that never quite delivers the original magic its overall sense of mystery its overinflated mythology its overly complicated and derivative its overly complicated and derivative screenplay its overly complicated and derivative screenplay , its overly complicated and derivative screenplay , the glacier-paced direction and the stereotypical characters its own its own action isn't very effective its own breezy , distracted rhythms its own brilliance its own clichés its own conceit its own considerable achievement its own cuteness its own detriment its own direction its own droll and its own existence its own good its own head-banging obviousness its own ironic implications its own languorous charm its own ludicrous terms its own making its own meager weight its own most damning censure its own preciousness its own pretentious self-examination its own quirky hipness its own quirky personality its own rules regarding love and family , governance and hierarchy its own sketchy material its own solemnity its own staggeringly unoriginal terms its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions its own style its own thinness its paint fights , motorized scooter chases its paint-by-numbers plot its parade of almost perpetually wasted characters its passages of sensitive observation its patchy construction its pathos-filled but ultimately life-affirming finale its peak its perfect quiet pace its performances its performances are so well tuned that the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be its perfunctory conclusion its personable , amusing cast its playwriting 101 premise its pleasure its pleasures its pleasures are still plentiful its pleasures are still plentiful . its pleasures intermittent its plot contrivances its plot may prove too convoluted for fun-seeking summer audiences its plot twists its poignancy hooks us completely its poignant and uplifting story its poignant and uplifting story in a stunning fusion of music and images its position its posse of trailer park denizens its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script its power by sticking to the facts its power comes from its soul's - eye view of how well-meaning patronizing masked a social injustice , at least as represented by this case its power is undercut by its own head-banging obviousness . its powerful moments its predecessors is that Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies its predecessors proud its predictability its predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters its predictable story its pretensions its profound self-evaluation message its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence and its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence and the absence of spiritual guidance its promising cast its promising cast of characters its proper home its protagonist , after being an object of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes , remains a complete blank its provocative central wedding sequence has far more impact its provocative conclusion its pulpy core conceit its punchy style promises its purest and , yes , most intimidating form its purest form its quest for deeper meaning its questionable in-the-ring match-up its questionable satirical ambivalence its quintet of writers could still use some more schooling . its quirky excesses its ragged , cheap and unassuming way its rapid-fire delivery its rather lopsided conception its rather routine script its rather slow beginning its raucous its rawness its rawness and its rawness and vitality its rawness and vitality give it considerable punch its rawness and vitality give it considerable punch . its real emotional business its recent predecessor miserably its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting its recycled its recycled aspects its recycled aspects , its recycled aspects , implausibility its recycled aspects , implausibility , its recycled aspects , implausibility , and its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace its refusal to recognise any of the signposts , as if discovering a way through to the bitter end without a map its relatively scant 97 minutes its relaxed its relaxed , its relaxed , natural-seeming actors its relentless , polished wit its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation its relentless descent its remarkable camerawork its remarkable camerawork and its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery its repetitions and inconsistencies its rhythms and resonance its ribald , full-throated humor its ribald humor and touching nostalgia its ribald humor and touching nostalgia are sure to please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium . its ridiculousness its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients its rote plot its rote plot points its rough its rough edges its rough edges and a tendency to sag in certain places its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints its scenes and sensibility its scenes and sensibility are all more than familiar , but its scenes and sensibility are all more than familiar , but it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time its scenes and sensibility are all more than familiar , but it exudes a kind of nostalgic spy-movie charm and , at the same time , is so fresh and free of the usual thriller nonsense that it all seems to be happening for the first time . its scrapbook of oddballs its screwed-up characters its script , which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire Olympic swim team through its script and execution its script is not its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes its seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference its self-dramatizing characters its sense of fun or energy its sensitive handling its sensitive handling of some delicate subject matter its septuagenarian star is young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible its seriousness , its seriousness , high literary aspirations its seriousness , high literary aspirations and its seriousness , high literary aspirations and stunning acting its seriousness and quality its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor its shaky foundation its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes its share of belly laughs ( including a knockout of a closing line ) its share of clever moments and biting dialogue its share of high points its share of laughs its share of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh its shocking start its shortcomings its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought its shortness disappoints its simplicity its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this isn't something to be taken seriously , its simplicity puts an exclamation point on the fact that this isn't something to be taken seriously , but it also wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare its sincere acting its sleazy moralizing its slightly humorous and tender story its smallness its soap-opera morality tales have the antiseptic , preprogrammed feel of an after-school special . its soccer action and its fine acting its social and political potential its solemn pretension its soul its soul's - eye view of how well-meaning patronizing masked a social injustice , at least as represented by this case its soul to Screenwriting its source's complexity its sparkling beauty its sparse dialogue its spasms of absurdist humor its splendor its spry 2001 predecessor -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity its standard formula its star its star , Jean Reno , who resembles Sly Stallone in a hot sake half-sleep its star , its attitude and its obliviousness its star power its star power on cliched or meaningless roles its stellar cast its stirring epilogue its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia its story about a mysterious creature with psychic abilities offers a solid build-up , a terrific climax , and some nice chills along the way its story isn't bogged down by idiocy involving the CIA and a lost U . S . satellite its story isn't bogged down by idiocy involving the CIA and a lost U.S. satellite its story is only surface deep its story just isn't worth telling its story of actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese its story was making no sense at all its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep its storytelling prowess its storytelling prowess and its storytelling prowess and special effects its storytelling prowess and special effects are both listless . its straight-ahead approach its strengths its strong cast its stupidities its stupidities wind up sticking in one's mind a lot more than the cool bits . its stupidity its stupidity is so relentlessly harmless that it almost wins you over in the end its stupidity more than obvious its stupidity or its stylish surprises its stylistic its stylistic austerity its stylistic austerity and its subject a movie worthy of his talents its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . its subject matter in a tasteful , intelligent manner its subject matter is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' its subsequent reinvention , a terrifying study of bourgeois its subtle , supportive but unsentimental look at the Marks family its success its success on a patient viewer its successes its sunny disposition its superior cast its superstar its surprises its surprises limp its surreal sense of humor and technological finish its sweeping battle scenes its sweet spot its sweet time its target audience of youngsters its target audience talked all the way through it its technical virtuosity its terrific performances its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication its three-hour running time plays closer to two . its thrills and extreme emotions its through-line of family and community is heartening in the same way that each season marks a new start . its tidal wave its tidal wave of imagery its title implies its title is nearly meaningless its title notwithstanding its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier its total promise its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled its tragic waste its tragic waste of life its true-to-life characters , its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass its twists and turns hold no more surprise than yesterday's weather report its two older , more accessible Qatsi siblings its two predecessors its ugly and diverse forms its ultimate its ultimate demise its unadorned view its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks its uncanny tale its underventilated père-fils confrontations its unerring respect its unerring respect for them its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future its unforced comedy-drama its unforced comedy-drama and its relaxed , natural-seeming actors its unhurried narrative its unintentional parallels might inadvertently evoke memories and emotions which are anything but humorous . its unique feel its unsettling force its unsettling prognosis its unusual relationship its unusual relationship slowly unfolds its usual worst its utter sincerity its utterly misplaced earnestness its virtues are small and easily overshadowed by its predictability its vision of nascent industrialized world politics as a new art form , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit for this movie its vistas are incredibly beautiful to look at . its visual appeal its visual delights its visual imagination its visual imagination is breathtaking its visual merits its visual panache its visual panache and compelling supporting characters its vulgar its warm its weaknesses its weaknesses and its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference its welcome well its welcome with audiences several years its well-meaning its whimsical humor its willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor its worst its worst harangues its worst harangues are easy to swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros its worst when it's actually inside the ring its worthy predecessors its writer-director's its writer-director's heart is in the right place , his plea for democracy and civic action laudable . its wryly subversive tone its zeal to spread propaganda its élan itself , a playful spirit itself , a playful spirit and itself , a playful spirit and a game cast itself -- as well its delightful cast -- itself -- as well its delightful cast -- is so breezy itself all too seriously itself and retreats itself are little more than routine . itself beautifully to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . itself by avoiding eye contact and walking slowly away . It's fun itself could be played out in any working class community in the nation . itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance itself is about something very interesting and odd that itself is actually quite vapid . itself is far from disappointing , offering an original itself is just SOOOOO tired . itself is just SOOOOO tired . Pair that with really poor comedic writing itself is small and shriveled itself is ultimately quite unengaging . itself is uninteresting itself is uninteresting , itself is uninteresting , and itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished : itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished : They Might Be Giants itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished : They Might Be Giants ' itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished : They Might Be Giants ' So itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished : They Might Be Giants ' So to Be One of Us may be the most tuneless tune itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , not even Ms . itself to be truly entertaining itself to the narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) machinations of the biennial Disney boy movie itself up in subtle plot maneuvers itself virtually collapses into an inhalant blackout , maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension ivans xtc . is a mess . jabs jackass jackasses jackasses for jackasses jacked-up piece jackson tries to keep the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting jackson tries to keep the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting . jacquot's tosca is a treat jacquot's tosca is a treat . jaded jagged , jagged , as if filmed directly from a television monitor jagged , as if filmed directly from a television monitor , jagged camera moves jail sentence jam-packed jam-packed with literally bruising jokes . every five minutes or so jam-packed with literally bruising jokes . every five minutes or so , jam-packed with literally bruising jokes . every five minutes or so , someone jam-packed with literally bruising jokes . every five minutes or so , someone gets clocked jam-packed with literally bruising jokes . every five minutes or so , someone gets clocked . jams too many prefabricated story elements jams too many prefabricated story elements into the running time janice beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace jargon and stiff-upper-lip laboriousness jarring , new-agey tone jarring shocks jaundiced jaw-dropping jaw-dropping action sequences jaw-dropping action sequences , jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and a boffo last hour jaw-droppingly beautiful work jazzes it jazzes it up adroitly jazzy new revisionist theories jazzy score jealous jealous female friends jealousy jealousy , betrayal , forgiveness and murder jell into charm jell with Sean Penn's monotone narration jerking off jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience jerking the audience's chain jerky jesus ' jettisons all opportunities for Rock to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense join the pantheon of great monster\/science fiction flicks join the pantheon of great monster\/science fiction flicks that we have come to love joins the ranks of those gay filmmakers who have used the emigre experience to explore same-sex culture in ways that elude the more nationally settled joins the ranks of those gay filmmakers who have used the emigre experience to explore same-sex culture in ways that elude the more nationally settled . joke jokes , dealing in broad stereotypes and outrageously unbelievable scenarios , and saddled with a general air of misogyny jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff jokester highway patrolmen jokester status jolie gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters , especially if you're in the mood for something more comfortable than challenging jolie gives it that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters , especially if you're in the mood for something more comfortable than challenging . jolly jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . jolly surprise jolt you jolt you out jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs , jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs , and jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs , and leave you feeling like it was worth your seven bucks , even though it does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end jolting jolts the laughs jolts the laughs from the audience jolts the laughs from the audience -- jolts the laughs from the audience -- as if by cattle prod jolts the laughs from the audience -- as if by cattle prod . jose campanella delivers a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory jose campanella delivers a loosely autobiographical story brushed with sentimentality but brimming with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory . jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , that it looks neat journalistic or historical journalistic or historical . What's worse is that Pelosi knows it journalistic work that draws a picture of a man for whom political expedience became a deadly foreign policy journey from childhood idealism to adolescent self-absorption . journey into a philosophical void journey into a philosophical void . jovial jovial air joy joy and energy joy and pride joy ride joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate joy to watch and -- especially -- to listen to joyful joyful effusion joyful or joyful or at least fascinating joyful solo performance joyless joyless , joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , joyless , idiotic , annoying , heavy-handed , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy joyless special-effects excess joylessly joylessly extravagant pictures joylessly extravagant pictures that keep whooshing you from one visual marvel to the next , hastily , emptily joyous joyous , turbulent self-discovery joyous celebration joyous communal festival joyous documentary joyous documentary . joyous films that leaps over national boundaries and celebrates universal human nature joyous films that leaps over national boundaries and celebrates universal human nature . joyous life joyous occasion joyous romp of a film . joys joys in our lives judicious editing juggle and juxtapose three story lines but juggle and juxtapose three story lines but fail to come up with one cogent point , unless it's that life stinks , especially for sensitive married women who really love other women juggle and juxtapose three story lines but fail to come up with one cogent point , unless it's that life stinks , especially for sensitive married women who really love other women . juice and delight juiced juiced with enough energy and excitement juiced with enough energy and excitement for at least three films juiced with enough energy and excitement for at least three films . juiceless juicy juicy , delicious juicy , delicious plum juicy role juicy soap opera juicy writer julie davis is the kathie lee gifford of film directors , sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent jumble of borrowed plot jumble that's not scary , not smart and not engaging jumble that's not scary , not smart and not engaging . jumbled jump cuts , fast editing jump out of our seats jump ship in January jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller jump-in-your-seat jump-in-your-seat moment jumps around jumps around with little logic or continuity jumps around with little logic or continuity , jumps around with little logic or continuity , presenting backstage bytes of information that never amount to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier jumps around with little logic or continuity , presenting backstage bytes of information that never amount to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier . jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations jumps through the expected hoops with style and even some depth jumps to the head of the class of women's films jumps to the head of the class of women's films that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style junior-high junk food cinema junk-calorie junk-calorie suspense tropes junk-food movie junkie just a big , gorgeous , mind-blowing , breath-taking mess just a big mess just a big mess of a movie , full of images and events , just a big mess of a movie , full of images and events , but no tension or surprise just a big mess of a movie , full of images and events , but no tension or surprise . just a dumb excuse just a dumb excuse for a waterlogged equivalent of a haunted-house movie just a leading man away from perfection just a leading man away from perfection . just a little bit too precious at the start and a little too familiar at the end just a long , convoluted ploy just a series of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract just a simple fable done in an artless sytle just a simple fable done in an artless sytle , just a simple fable done in an artless sytle , but it's tremendously moving just a suspension of disbelief . just a twisty double-cross just a twisty double-cross you can smell a mile away just a waste just about everything right just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year ... just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year ... a true study , a film with a questioning heart just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year ... a true study , a film with a questioning heart and just about more stately than any contemporary movie this year ... a true study , a film with a questioning heart and mind that isn't afraid to admit it just about right just another bad movie just another bad movie . just another connect-the-dots , spy-on-the-run picture just another kung-fu sci-fi movie just another revenge film just another run-of-the-mill Disney sequel intended for the home video market just another silly Hollywood action film , one among a multitude of simple-minded , yahoo-ing death shows just another situation romance just another teen movie just another teen movie , just another teen movie , which means he can be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy just another voyeuristic spectacle just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes just as endearing and easy just as endearing and easy to watch just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception just as frightening and disturbing -- just as frightening and disturbing -- even punishing just as i hoped i would just as many scenes that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie just as much intelligence just as rewarding just bad just because it seems obligatory just because this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades just becomes sad just breathtaking just brilliant in this just can't get no satisfaction just can't take it any more just can't tear himself away from the characters just copies just didn't care just didn't care as much for the story just didn't care as much for the story . just didn't mean much to me and played too skewed to ever get a hold on just die already just different bodies for sharp objects to rip through just do just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . just don't really care too much about this love story . just don't really care too much about this love story . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . just don't work in concert just don't work in concert . just doesn't add up . just doesn't cut it just doesn't figure in the present Hollywood program . just doesn't have anything really interesting to say just doesn't have anything really interesting to say . just doesn't have big screen magic just doesn't have much else ... especially just doesn't have much else ... especially in a moral sense . just doesn't have the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy . just doesn't have the restraint to fully realize them just doesn't make sense just doesn't make the cut just doesn't work just enough charm and good acting to make it interesting just enough insight to keep it from being simpleminded just enough of everything -- re-enactments , archival footage , talking-head interviews -- just enough sweet and traditional romantic comedy to counter the crudity just enough to keep us on our toes just enough twists in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory just feels generic just feels generic , just feels generic , derivative and just feels generic , derivative and done to death just fell apart just felt like it did just fine just for sitting through it just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy just gets stupid and maudlin . just gives them a bad odor . just goes on and on and on and on just goes to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen just happens to be her own worst enemy just has too much on its plate to really stay afloat for its just under ninety minute running time . just have problems , which are neither original nor are presented in convincing way . just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding just hectic and homiletic just hilarious just honest enough just honest enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play just how bad just how bad it was just how exciting and satisfying just how exciting and satisfying the fantasy cinema can be when it's approached with imagination and flair just how much more grueling and time-consuming just how much more grueling and time-consuming the illusion of work is than actual work just how ridiculous and money-oriented just how well just impossible just isn't a very involving one just isn't able to muster for a movie that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier if it wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts just isn't any funnier than bad martial arts movies are all by themselves , without all Oedekerk's impish augmentation just isn't much to laugh at just isn't very funny . just isn't worth telling just kind of sits there just kind of sits there and just kind of sits there and lets you look at this and its like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other just lapses into unhidden British just lazy just left me cold and wet like I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear . just like the deli sandwich : lots of ham , lots of cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half just like the deli sandwich : lots of ham , lots of cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half . just lost his wife just loved every minute of this film . just makes it obnoxious and stiff just may inspire a few younger moviegoers to read Stevenson's book , which is a treasure in and of itself . just mediocre . The performances are so overstated just might go down as one of the all-time great apocalypse movies . just might turn on many people to opera , in general just more of the same just more of the same , just more of the same , done with noticeably less energy and imagination just needs better material just never gets off the ground . just not a thrilling movie just not well enough just offensive just on the basis of the wisdom , and at times , the startling optimism , of the children just one long just one long drag just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it just one that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar just outright enjoyable just plain just plain awful just plain awful but just plain awful but still just plain bad just plain crap just plain dull just plain dumb just plain irrelevant just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions just repulsive just right just say the ingredients don't quite add up to a meal just seem like a bad idea from frame one just seems like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it . just sits there like a side dish no one ordered . just skip just skip it just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags just slopped 'em together here just slopped ` em together here just sneers just so the documentary will be over just stuff . Watching Scarlet Diva , one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead , we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy just such a dungpile just such a dungpile that you'd swear you just that and it's what makes their project so interesting just that damn good . just that it's so not-at-all-good just the inherent immorality just the right amount just the right amount of charisma and menace just the right tone just the sort of disposable , kitchen-sink homage that illustrates why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood just the spice just tired just too bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight just too bad the film's story does not live up to its style just too bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain just too bratty for sympathy just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows just too bratty for sympathy , and as the film grows to its finale just too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations . just two just two of the elements that will grab you just unlikable just unlikable . just unlikable . Disturbing . Disgusting . just unthinkable just utter ` uhhh , ' just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie just waits grimly for the next shock without developing much attachment to the characters . just wants them to be part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully just wants to be liked by the people who can still give him work . just what ( Aniston ) has always needed to grow into a movie career just what this strenuously unconventional movie is supposed to be just when you think it can't get any more gay just when you think it can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane . just witnessed a great performance just zings along with vibrance and warmth . justifies justifies its own existence justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau justify his exercise justify its two-hour running time justify the build-up justify the notion of creating a screen adaptation of Evans ' saga of Hollywood excess justifying the hype that surrounded its debut at the Sundance Film Festival juvenile juvenile and near-xenophobic juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy juvenile camera movements juvenile delinquent juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks juxtapositions kappa rho alpha phi kathryn bigelow offers no sugar-coating or interludes of lightness ke keen keen , unsentimental look keen eye , keen eye , sweet spirit keen eye , sweet spirit and keen eye , sweet spirit and good taste keen insights keenest pleasures keening and self-mutilating keening and self-mutilating sideshow keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks keenly observed keep - 'em keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 keep a family of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character keep both kids and parents entertained keep bringing it back another day as punishment for paying money to see the last James Bond movie keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke keep getting torn away from the compelling historical tale to a less-compelling soap opera keep grown-ups from squirming in their seats keep it entertaining keep it from being a total rehash keep it from being simpleminded keep it interested keep it interesting keep it up keep my attention keep one glued to the screen keep our interest keep parents away keep people going in this crazy life keep pushing the jokes at the expense of character until things fall apart keep pushing the jokes at the expense of character until things fall apart . keep the audience guessing and guessing keep the audience guessing and guessing -- which is not to be confused with suspecting -- until it comes time to wrap things up and send the viewers home keep the audience riveted keep the extremes of screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum keep the film entertaining keep the film entertaining even if none of it makes a lick of sense keep the film grounded and keep the film grounded and keep the audience riveted keep the film grounded and keep the audience riveted . keep the movie from ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired keep the movie from ever reaching the comic heights it obviously desired . keep the movie slaloming through its hackneyed elements with enjoyable ease keep the movie slaloming through its hackneyed elements with enjoyable ease . keep the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting keep the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats keep the story compelling keep the story subtle and us in suspense keep the viewer wide-awake all the way through . keep their hopes keep their hopes alive keep their hopes alive in 1975 keep them guessing keep things interesting keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace keep this keep this fresh keep this fresh . keep this from being a complete waste of time keep this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming keep this unusual comedy keep this unusual comedy from choking on its own conceit keep this unusual comedy from choking on its own conceit . keep upping the ante on each other , keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . keep us riveted to our seats keep watching the skies for his next project keep whooshing you from one visual marvel to the next , hastily , emptily keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity keep you engaged keep you interested without coming close to bowling you over keep you reasonably entertained keep you watching , keep you watching , as will the fight scenes keep you wide awake and keep you wide awake and ... keep you wide awake and ... very tense keep your eyes open keeping an eye out for his next project keeping the balance between the fantastic and the believable keeping the picture compelling keeping themselves kicking keeping time as I slogged my way through Clockstoppers keeps Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions keeps adding flourishes -- artsy fantasy sequences -- that simply feel wrong keeps adding flourishes -- artsy fantasy sequences -- that simply feel wrong . keeps arising that the movie will live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good keeps coming back to the achingly unfunny Phonce and his several silly subplots . keeps it fast -- zippy keeps it fast -- zippy , keeps it from seeming predictably formulaic keeps lifting the pedestal higher keeps the energy humming keeps the film keeps the film constantly taut keeps the film constantly taut ... keeps the film constantly taut ... reflecting the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score keeps the film constantly taut ... reflecting the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score . keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism keeps the intensity of the film high keeps the intensity of the film high , keeps the intensity of the film high , even as the strafings blend together keeps the intensity of the film high , even as the strafings blend together . keeps things going at a rapid pace , occasionally using an omniscient voice-over narrator in the manner of French New Wave films keeps things interesting keeps things interesting , keeps things interesting , but don't go out of your way to pay full price . keeps this pretty watchable keeps this pretty watchable , keeps this pretty watchable , and keeps this pretty watchable , and casting Mick Jagger as director of the escort service was inspired keeps throwing fastballs keeps us at arm's length . Guided more by intellect than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens keeps us at arm's length . Guided more by intellect than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens . keeps us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity keeps us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity . keeps you keeps you diverted and best of all keeps you guessing at almost every turn keeps you guessing from first frame to last kept Cameron Diaz a prisoner in a cage with her ape , kept much of the plot kept much of the plot but jettisoned the stuff that would make this a moving experience for people who haven't read the book kept thinking over and over again , ' I should be enjoying this . ' kept wishing I was watching a documentary about the wartime Navajos and what they accomplished instead of all this specious Hollywood hoo-ha . key strength kickass kickass , dense sci-fi action thriller hybrid kicking off the intrigue and suspense and mystery of the whole thing kicking undead \*\*\* kicks into gear kicks off with an inauspicious premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings kicks off with an inauspicious premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and kicks off with an inauspicious premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper . kicks that it ends up being surprisingly dull kid could bond while watching A Walk To Remember . kid could bond while watching a walk to remember kid-empowerment kid-empowerment fantasy kid-friendly kid-friendly outing kiddie entertainment , kiddie entertainment , sophisticated wit kiddie entertainment , sophisticated wit and kiddie entertainment , sophisticated wit and symbolic graphic design kiddie fantasy pablum kiddie-flick sentimentality kiddie-friendly kiddie-oriented stinker kids ' TV kids ( of all ages ) that like adventure kids , Spirit kids = misery kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . and kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . and adults will at least have a dream image of the west to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle kids should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . and adults will at least have a dream image of the west to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle . kids to watch too many Barney videos kids who read , kids who dream kids will go happily along for the ride . kids will probably eat the whole thing up kids-and-family-oriented kids-and-family-oriented cable channel kids-cute kids-cute sentimentality kids-cute sentimentality by a warmth that isn't faked kill Michael Myers for good kill Michael Myers for good : stop buying tickets to these movies kill the effect kill-by-numbers kill-by-numbers flick killer killer CGI effects killer soundtrack killer website movie killers and stalk 'n' killing its soul killing me kills every sense of believability kills it , kills on auto-pilot kills the suspense kills the suspense . kilt-wearing Jackson kind kind , kind , unapologetic kind , unapologetic , kind , unapologetic , sweetheart kind of an authentic feel kind of dark comedy requires a delicate , surgical touch kind of enjoyable thanks mainly kind of heartwarming kind of special kind of terrific kinda dumb kinda dumb . kinda dumb . And kinda dumb . And second , what's with all the shooting kinda wrong kinda wrong in places kindness kindness and kindness and hopefulness kinetic enough to engross even the most antsy youngsters kinetically-charged spy flick worthy king kinky fun kissing leads to suicide attempts and tragic deaths . Marisa Tomei is good kitchen-sink homage kitsch mess kitschy goodwill knee-jerk misogyny knee-jerk reactions and knees in the crotch , elbows in the face and spit in the eye knew about generating suspense knew charles dickens could be so light-hearted knew how to spin a tale and one knew what the hell was coming next knock back a beer with but they're simply not funny performers knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . If you are willing to do this , then you so crazy ! knock-off knock-offs knockabout knockoff knockoff . knockout knocks it flat know I would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further know a star know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter know as an evil , monstrous lunatic know better than to rush to the theatre for this one know exactly where it's heading know how to fill a frame . Like the Hanks character know how to please the eye know how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too know how to suffer ' and if you see this film you'll know too . know if it's possible to make a narrative film about September 11th , though I'm sure some will try know if it wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick know it's going to be a trip . know it wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway know it wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . know precisely what to make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it know something terrible is going to happen . But when it does , you're entirely unprepared know subtle characterization know subtle characterization if it put on a giant furry monster costume and then gave them a lapdance know that I'll never listen to Marvin Gaye or the Supremes the same way again know that ten bucks you'd spend on a ticket ? know that ten bucks you'd spend on a ticket ? Just send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this know that ten bucks you'd spend on a ticket ? Just send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this . know that the likely audience will already be among the faithful know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to know the band or the album's songs by heart know the meaning of the word ` quit know the picture is in trouble . know their roles know their roles so well know we're not supposed to take it seriously know what's coming know what's happening but you'll be blissfully exhausted know what it wants to be know what it wants to be when it grows up know what to make of this Italian freakshow know what to praise first know where all the buttons are , and how to push them know whether it wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama know whether it wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama . know who '' they '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or know why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good or make any money know you're in for a real winner , creativity at its peak know you're in for a real winner , creativity at its peak . know you're in trouble . know-how knowledge , education , and known as ' a perfect family film known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family knows , and very likely knows , and very likely is knows everything and answers all questions knows everything and answers all questions , knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized knows great comedy needn't always make us laugh knows great comedy needn't always make us laugh . knows how a daily grind can kill love knows how to drive it to the max knows how to hold the screen knows how to inflate the mundane into the scarifying knows how to inflate the mundane into the scarifying , knows how to inflate the mundane into the scarifying , and gets full mileage out of the rolling of a stray barrel or the unexpected blast of a phonograph record knows how to inflate the mundane into the scarifying , and gets full mileage out of the rolling of a stray barrel or the unexpected blast of a phonograph record . knows how to make a point with poetic imagery knows how to please a crowd , and that's about all it does well knows how to please a crowd , and that's about all it does well . knows how to tell us about people knows how to tell us about people . knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive knows it's won knows its classical music knows its classical music , knows its classical music , knows its Freud and knows its classical music , knows its Freud and knows its Sade knows the form's history knows the mistakes that bad movies make and is determined not to make them , and maybe that is nobility of a sort knows what it is , and knows the form's history knows when to let a gag die knucklehead knucklehead swill kooky and overeager kooky and overeager as it is spooky and subtly in love with myth kooky which should appeal to women kooky yet kooky yet shadowy la cabeza , pero de que entretiene labeling it a dog labeling it a dog probably constitutes cruelty to canines labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' labored labored and unfunny labored gags labored gentility labored writing and slack direction laborious laborious pacing laborious whine , the bellyaching of a paranoid and unlikable man laborious whine , the bellyaching of a paranoid and unlikable man . laboriousness labors labors so hard to whip life into The Importance of Being Earnest that he probably pulled a muscle or two labors so hard to whip life into The Importance of Being Earnest that he probably pulled a muscle or two . labours as storytelling labours as storytelling . labute masterfully labute masterfully balances both traditional or modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . something for everyone labute masterfully balances both traditional or modern stories together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . something for everyone . labyrinthine laced with humor and a few fanciful touches lack a strong-minded viewpoint , or a sense of humor lack a strong-minded viewpoint , or a sense of humor . lack any intrigue ( other than their funny accents ) lack contrast lack contrast , lack contrast , are murky lack contrast , are murky and lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable . lack depth or complexity lack depth or complexity , lack depth or complexity , with the ironic exception of Scooter lack depth or complexity , with the ironic exception of Scooter . lack of a pyschological center knocks it flat lack of give-a-damn lack of know-how lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn lack of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy lack of thematic resonance lack substance lack the kind of genuine depth that would make them redeemable lack the nerve lack the nerve ... lack the nerve ... to fully exploit the script's potential for sick humor lack the nerve ... to fully exploit the script's potential for sick humor . lack the skills to get us to this undetermined destination lack their idol's energy and passion for detail lack their idol's energy and passion for detail . lack-of-attention lack-of-attention span lackadaisical lackadaisical charm lackadaisical plotting and mindless action lacked lacked any lacking lacking a depth lacking a depth in storytelling usually found in anime like this lacking about everything lacking any of the rollicking dark humor so necessary lacking any real emotional impact lacking any sense of commitment lacking any sense of commitment to lacking any sense of commitment to or lacking in charm , wit and invention lacking in charm and charisma lacking in chills lacking in every character in this movie and , subsequently , the movie itself lacking in imagination and authentic Christmas spirit lacking in originality lacking in originality that if you stripped away its inspirations there lacking in substance lacking in substance , lacking in substance , not to mention dragged down by a leaden closing act lacking in suspense , surprise and consistent emotional conviction lacking the broader vision that has seen certain Trek films lacking the broader vision that has seen certain Trek films ... lacking the real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires lacking the slightest bit lacking the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating lackluster lackluster , unessential sequel lackluster at best lackluster movie lackluster screenplay lackluster script lackluster thriller '' lackluster thriller `` New Best Friend '' lacks lacks Besson's perspective as a storyteller lacks Besson's perspective as a storyteller . lacks Fellowship's heart lacks a sense of dramatic urgency lacks a strong narrative lacks all lacks all trace of wit lacks any real raw emotion , which is fatal for a film that relies on personal relationships lacks any real raw emotion , which is fatal for a film that relies on personal relationships . lacks aspirations of social upheaval lacks aspirations of social upheaval . lacks balance lacks balance ... lacks balance ... and fails to put the struggle into meaningful historical context lacks balance ... and fails to put the struggle into meaningful historical context . lacks both a purpose and a strong pulse lacks both thrills and humor lacks considerable brio lacks considerable brio for a film about one of cinema's directorial giants lacks even the most fragmented charms I have found in almost all of his previous works lacks even the most fragmented charms I have found in almost all of his previous works . lacks everything except good intentions lacks focus lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts . lacks in lacks in action lacks in clarity lacks in depth lacks in depth it makes up for with its heart lacks in depth it makes up for with its heart . lacks in eye-popping visuals lacks in general focus lacks in originality lacks in outright newness lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned lacks in substance lacks in thematic coherence lacks in thematic coherence it largely makes up for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . Still lacks it lacks it . lacks juice and delight lacks momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable lacks originality to make it a great movie lacks punch lacks punch . lacks spark , with Csokas particularly unconnected lacks spark , with Csokas particularly unconnected . lacks the brawn -- and the brains -- of the 1970s original lacks the brawn -- and the brains -- of the 1970s original . lacks the charisma and ability lacks the charisma and ability to carry the film on his admittedly broad shoulders . lacks the compassion , good-natured humor and the level of insight that made ( Eyre's ) first film something of a sleeper success lacks the detail of the book lacks the emotional resonance of either of those movies lacks the generous inclusiveness that is the genre's definitive , if disingenuous , feature lacks the inspiration of the original lacks the inspiration of the original and lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . lacks the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . but it also has many of the things that made the first one charming lacks the kind of dynamic lacks the kind of dynamic that Limbo offers , and in some ways is a rather indulgent piece . lacks the novel charm that made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences lacks the passion required to sell the material lacks the passion required to sell the material . lacks the punch and verve needed to make this genre soar lacks the punch and verve needed to make this genre soar . lacks the quick emotional connections of Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List lacks the skill or presence lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground lacks the utter authority of a genre gem lacks the visual panache , the comic touch , and perhaps the budget of Sommers's title-bout features lacks the visual panache , the comic touch , and perhaps the budget of Sommers's title-bout features . lacks the wit necessary to fully exploit the comic elements of the premise , making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing lacks the wit necessary to fully exploit the comic elements of the premise , making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing . lacks the zest lacks visual flair lacks visual flair . lacks what little Lilo & Stitch had in lacks wit , feeling and believability lacks wit , feeling and believability to compensate for its incessant coarseness and banality lacks wit , feeling and believability to compensate for its incessant coarseness and banality . laconic laconic pace lactating hippie laddish and juvenile laddish and juvenile , laddish and juvenile , only laddish and juvenile , only teenage laddish and juvenile , only teenage boys laddish and juvenile , only teenage boys could possibly find it funny laden with plenty of baggage ladles on the local flavour with a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza ladles on the local flavour with a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza . lady lagging lagging near the finish line lags badly lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run laid back laid-back laid-back good spirits lame lame . lame Musketeer lame and lame and Severely lame and sophomoric lame aspiration lame comedy . lame entertainment lame horror flicks lame horror flicks go lame kiddie flick lame romantic comedy lame screenplay lame special effects lame story lame-old lame-old slasher nonsense lameness lament the loss of culture lamer lamer instincts lampoons the moviemaking process itself , lampoons the moviemaking process itself , while shining a not particularly flattering spotlight on America's skin-deep notions of pulchritude landing squarely on `` stupid '' landmark landmark as monumental as Disney's 1937 breakthrough Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs landmark as monumental as Disney's 1937 breakthrough Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs . landmark movie landmark role landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch language and locations language to bring us Morvern's soul languishing languishing on a shelf somewhere languorous charm languorous slo-mo sequences lapses into an insider's lingo and mindset that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , or care about lapses into an insider's lingo and mindset that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , or care about . larceny larded larded with exposition large and obvious large cast large human tragedy large rewards large shadows and wide-angle shots taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double large-format large-scale large-scale action and suspense largely bogus story largely by a comically adept ensemble largely celebratory largely celebratory film largely devoid largely due to Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material largely flat and uncreative largely flat and uncreative moments largely improvised largely unfulfilling largely unfunny larger than life larger-than-life figure largest-ever historical canvas last 15 minutes last 15 years last album last count last summer's bloated effects last time jokes flowed out of Cho's life story , which provided an engrossing dramatic through line last walked out on a movie last year's Kubrick-meets-Spielberg exercise last year's exemplary Sexy Beast last year's exemplary Sexy Beast seemed to revitalize the British gangster movie last year's lame Musketeer last-minute last-minute action last-place basketball last-second goal to win the championship lasting images lasting images all its own lasting impression lasting traces lasting traces of Charlotte's web late fees late-night cable sexploitation late-night made-for-cable action movie late-summer lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . latent 15-year-old romantic latently gay later , violent jealousy latest eccentric latest effort is not the director at his most sparkling laudable laudable in themselves lauded lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle laugh laugh along laugh along with them laugh as well . laugh at either the obviousness of it all or its stupidity or maybe even its inventiveness laugh at how bad laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all laugh at the ongoing efforts of cube laugh because he acts so goofy all the time laugh for not quite and hour and a half laugh if a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can laugh if a tuba-playing dwarf rolled down a hill in a trash can ? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body ? If you answered yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy laugh once ( maybe twice ) laugh riot laugh so much laugh so much during a movie laugh their \*\*\* off laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half laugh therapy ' laugh-a-minute laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser laugh-filled laugh-filled little gem laugh-free lecture laugh-out-loud laugh-out-loud bits laugh-out-loud bits are few and far between laugh-out-loud funny laugh-out-loud ludicrous laugh-out-loud lunacy laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor laugh-out-loud way laughable laughable as a consequence laughable dialogue laughable in the solemnity with which it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period laughably laughably unbearable when it isn't merely offensive . laughably unconvincing laughed laughed a hell of a lot laughed at laughed out loud once laughed so much laughed so much that I didn't mind laughed that hard laughed that hard in years laughed throughout the movie laughing laughing at ' variety laughing at Britney Spears ' movie-starring debut laughing at Britney Spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch laughing at britney spears ' movie-starring debut laughing at britney spears ' movie-starring debut whenever it doesn't have you impatiently squinting at your watch laughing at his own joke laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists laughing at us laughing in the crowd laughingly laughs laughs , with a hit-to-miss ratio that doesn't exactly favour the audience laughs -- laughs -- sometimes a chuckle laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh laughs and insight into one of the toughest ages a kid can go through . laughs and not the last time laughs aplenty laughs are lacking laughs at how clever it's being . laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy laughs out loud laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . Ah , what the hell laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . Ah , what the hell . laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . ah , what the hell laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . ' laughter laughter and self-exploitation laughter and self-exploitation merge into jolly soft-porn 'em powerment laughter in what's supposed to be a comedy laugther launch lavish lavish formalism lavish grandeur lavish period scenery lavish three-year-old production lavishly lavishly built lavishly built settings lavishly built settings . . lavishly praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity law enforcement , and a visceral , nasty journey law to be discerned here that producers would be well to heed lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank lax lax and lax and limp lax and limp a comedy as I've seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor lay her life lay her life bare in front of an audience lay her life bare in front of an audience . lay with the chemistry and complex relationship between the marquis ( Auteil ) and Emilie ( Le Besco ) layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work layer upon layer layer upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work layered layered , well-developed characters layered , well-developed characters and layered , well-developed characters and some surprises layered and stylistic layered performance layered richness layers laying out some of the major issues laying out some of the major issues that we encounter as we journey through life lays it on so thick this time lays it on so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race lays it on so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race . lays out a narrative puzzle that interweaves individual stories lazier laziest laziest imaginable laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs lazily lazily and glumly lazily and glumly settles into a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking . laziness and arrogance lazy lazy affability lazy and lazy and slipshod lazy but enjoyable lazy exercise lazy for a movie lazy material lazy people lazy plotting lazy tearjerker lazy tearjerker that gives movies about ordinary folk a bad name lazy than anything a fictitious Charlie Kaufman lead a group of talented friends lead a group of talented friends astray lead actress Andie MacDowell lead nowhere lead performances lead to a joke about Hawn's breasts , which constantly threaten to upstage the woman sporting them leaden leaden and leaden and dull leaden and predictable leaden as the movie sputters leaden as the movie sputters to its inevitable tragic conclusion leaden closing act leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship ( most notably wretched sound design ) leaden script leading to a tragedy which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies leads chomp considerably more scenery with their acting than fire-breathing monsters barbecue with their breath ... leads him to adopt a somewhat mannered tone ... that ultimately dulls the human tragedy at the story's core leads to a satisfying destination leads to suicide attempts and tragic deaths leads to suicide attempts and tragic deaths . leads up to a strangely sinister happy ending leaks out of the movie , leaks out of the movie , flattening its momentum with about an hour to go leaks out of the movie , flattening its momentum with about an hour to go . leaky script lean and engaging lean and engaging work lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie leaning forward while wearing low-cut gowns , not making snappy comebacks leaning on badly-rendered CGI effects leaps over national boundaries leaps over national boundaries and celebrates universal human nature learn a good deal learn a lot about dying coral learn a lot about dying coral and see a lot of life on the reef learn a lot about dying coral and see a lot of life on the reef . learn a nonchallenging , life-affirming lesson while walking around a foreign city with stunning architecture learn that Andrew's Turnabout Is Fair Play is every bit as awful as Borchardt's Coven learned from watching ` Comedian ' learned the hard way just learning but inventing a remarkable new trick learning to compromise with reality enough to become comparatively sane and healthy learns her place as a girl , softens up and loses some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with learns her place as a girl , softens up and loses some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with . learns that believing in something does matter least least accessible least favorite least favourite least favourite emotions least inspired least interesting least interesting subject least surprising leather pants & leatherbound leave leave a large dog alone leave a lasting impression leave a light on every night from now leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come leave everyone else yawning with admiration leave fans clamoring for another ride leave feeling as shaken as Nesbitt's Cooper looks when the bullets stop flying leave feeling like you've endured a long workout without your pulse ever racing leave feeling like you've endured a long workout without your pulse ever racing . leave frowns leave frowns on more than a few faces leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . leave the building leave the building until everyone is aware of it leave the same way you came -- a few tasty morsels under your belt , but no new friends leave the same way you came -- a few tasty morsels under your belt , but no new friends . leave the screen sizzling leave the screen sizzling with intrigue leave the theater leave the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal leave the theater with a lower I . Q . than when I had entered leave the theater with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered leave their families leave them singing long after the credits roll leave this loser leave us stranded with nothing more than our lesser appetites leave us stranded with nothing more than our lesser appetites . leave us with a sense of wonder leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken leave you cold leave you feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain leave you speaking in tongues leave you unfulfilled leave you wanting more leave you wanting more , leave you wanting more , not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face leave you wanting more answers as the credits roll leave you wanting to abandon the theater leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach leave your date leave your date behind for this one leavened by a charm that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout leaves Blue Crush waterlogged leaves a bad taste , not only because of its bad-luck timing , but also the staleness of its script leaves a bad taste , not only because of its bad-luck timing , but also the staleness of its script . leaves a bad taste in your mouth and questions leaves a bitter taste leaves a bitter taste . leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea leaves a lot to be desired leaves a lot to be desired . leaves a positive impression leaves an awful sour taste leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach leaves him shooting blanks leaves little doubt that Kidman has become one of our best actors leaves little doubt that Kidman has become one of our best actors . leaves no Southern stereotype unturned leaves no cliche unturned leaves no cliche unturned , leaves no cliche unturned , from the predictable plot to the characters straight out of central casting leaves no cliche unturned , from the predictable plot to the characters straight out of central casting . leaves no heartstring untugged and no liberal cause unplundered leaves scant place for the viewer leaves shockwaves leaves something to be desired leaves something to be desired . leaves us feeling touched and amused by several moments and ideas leaves us laughing leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics leaves viewers leaves viewers feeling compromised leaves viewers feeling compromised , leaves viewers feeling compromised , unable to find their way out of the fog and the ashes leaves viewers feeling compromised , unable to find their way out of the fog and the ashes . leaves viewers with the task of divining meaning . leaves you cool leaves you giddy leaves you intriguingly contemplative leaves you intriguingly contemplative . leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an leaves you wanting more leaves you with a few lingering animated thoughts leaves you with the impression that you should have gotten more out of it than you did leaving questions in its wake leaving the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless leaving the theater leaving the theater with a smile on your face leaving you leaving you with some laughs and a smile leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face lecherous lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing lectures on '' the other '' and '' the self leers , leers , offering next to little insight into its intriguing subject left a few crucial things out left a few crucial things out , left a few crucial things out , like character development and coherence left an acrid test left an acrid test in this gourmet's mouth left an acrid test in this gourmet's mouth . left behind the crap ( literally ) left in the broiling sun for a good three days left me left me behind left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism left me cold and wet like I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear left me cold and wet like I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear . left me feeling refreshed and hopeful left me feeling refreshed and hopeful . left me with a very bad feeling left me with a very bad feeling . left of his passe ' chopsocky glory left off the film's predictable denouement left on a remote shelf left on a remote shelf indefinitely left over left sitting in the sun left slightly disappointed left slightly disappointed that it didn't left slightly unfulfilled left the theatre left thinking the only reason to make the movie is because present standards allow for plenty of nudity left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose left us cold left well enough alone and just left with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else left with a sour taste in your mouth left with a story that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments left with a superficial snapshot left with something like two ships passing in the night rather than any insights into gay love left with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance left wondering about this exotic-looking woman whose emotional depths are only hinted at leftovers leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh legal battle legally blonde and sweet legally blonde and sweet home legally blonde and sweet home abomination legally blonde and sweet home abomination , legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama legend stuff legendary legendary actor Michel Serrault legendary sitcom legitimate legitimate funny legs leisurely lend some dignity to a dumb story lend the characters ' individual stories enough dramatic resonance to make us care about them lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance lends itself beautifully to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers lends itself beautifully to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers . lends itself to easy jokes and insults lends the ending an extraordinary poignancy , and the story lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue lengthy jail sentence lent the film a bit more depth leonine power less a documentary and more propaganda less a story less a story than an inexplicable nightmare , right down to the population's shrugging acceptance to each new horror . less ambitious less as a documentary and more as a found relic less blab less bling-bling less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades less capable less charitable less charming than listening to a four-year-old less compelling less compelling than the circumstances of its making less compelling the farther it meanders from its shocking start less concerned with cultural and political issues less concerned with cultural and political issues than doting on its eccentric characters less conspicuous writing strength less enjoyable less entertaining less for its story of actorly existential despair than for its boundary-hopping formal innovations and glimpse into another kind of Chinese less funny less funny than it thinks it is less funny than the original , Killers less interesting than they already are less like less like a children's movie than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts less like a coming-of-age romance than an infomercial less like a coming-of-age romance than an infomercial . less like a cousin to Blade Runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the Escape From New York series less like a cousin to Blade Runner than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the Escape From New York series . less like storytelling than something less manic less mature less moldy and trite less of Mr . Eyre's uninspired dramatics and more of his sense of observation and outrage less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics less of a trifle less of a trifle if Ms . Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine less of a trifle if Ms. Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine less plausible less poetic less psycho less sensational less sense than the Bruckheimeresque American action flicks it emulates less simplistic less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized less sophisticated less sophisticated audiences less successful less than less than a new voice that deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors less than adorable less than pure wankery less than pure wankery . less than saintly tones less than the characters , although the filmmakers supply enough complications , close calls and double-crosses to satisfy us less than the sum of its parts less than the sum of its underventilated père-fils confrontations less the cheap thriller you'd expect than it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably less the cheap thriller you'd expect than it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably and less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story less the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here less worthy less worthy of Puccini less worthy of Puccini than they are of daytime television less-compelling less-is-more less-is-more approach less-than-magic less-than-magic kingdom less-than-thrilling less-than-thrilling thriller . lessen the overall impact the movie could have had lesser Harrison Ford movie lesser talents let's get this thing over with let's just say the ingredients don't quite add up to a meal let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best , let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best , and fashion a story around him let Dante's gloomy words be your guide let a gag die let down let down by a story that is all too predictable let slip the dogs of cheese , indeed let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . let the subtitles fool you let this morph into a typical romantic triangle let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out let-down letdown letdown . lethally dull lethargic lethargically lethargically paced lethargically paced parable of renewal . lets go your emotions , taking them to surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving lets go your emotions , taking them to surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving . lets her character become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair lets her complicated characters be unruly , confusing and , through it all , human lets her love depraved leads meet , ( Denis ' ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle lets the audience completely lets the audience completely off the hook lets the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death lets the cliched dialogue rip lets the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks lets the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode lets the pictures do the punching lets things peter out midway lets you brush up against the humanity of a psycho lets you brush up against the humanity of a psycho , lets you brush up against the humanity of a psycho , without making him any less psycho . lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work lets you look at this and its like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other letting go at all the wrong moments letting its imagery speak for it while it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be . letting you share her one-room world for a while leukemia levity liability liberal arts college bumper sticker platitudes liberal cause liberal doses liberal doses of dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and a stable-full of solid performances liberally seasoned with emotional outbursts liberated liberated from the constraints of formula liberated from the constraints of formula , liberating liberating ability libido film librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized lie lie down in a dark room with something cool lie not through dishonesty , but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones lies ... lies ... footage that might have made No Such Thing a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire lies ... footage that might have made No Such Thing a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire . lies a plot cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments lies a plot cobbled together from largely flat and uncreative moments . lies considerable skill and determination , backed by sheer nerve lies considerable skill and determination , backed by sheer nerve . lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu lies in its complexity lies in the ease with which it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy lies in the ease with which it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy . lies in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo lies in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . lies in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive lies in the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive . lies like a shield lies not in the mysterious spring but in the richness of its performances . lies somewhere in the story of Matthew Shepard , but that film is yet to be made lies with Kissinger . Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike lies with Kissinger . Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike . life life's harshness life's ultimate losers life's wonderment life , life , hand gestures , life , hand gestures , and life . life . A little melodramatic life . A little melodramatic , life affirming life affirming ' life affirming and heartbreaking life affirming and heartbreaking , life affirming and heartbreaking , sweet without the decay factor life affirming and heartbreaking , sweet without the decay factor , life affirming and heartbreaking , sweet without the decay factor , funny and sad life and beauty life and death life and love life and small delights life changes life in the performances life inside a one-room schoolhouse in northern France in his documentary To Be and to Have , easily one of the best films of the year life on the rez is no picnic : this picture shows you why . life stinks life that's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable life type of flick life-affirming life-affirming message life-affirming moments life-affirming script life-altering life-changing life-changing chance encounters life-embracing life-embracing spirit lifeless , and amateurishly lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious lifeless boxing film lifeless execution lifeless execution . lifeless movie lifeless rumblings lifelike lifelong concern lifetime milestones lift lift ( this ) thrill-kill cat-and-mouser ... above its paint-by-numbers plot lift the material from its well-meaning clunkiness lift the movie above its playwriting 101 premise lift the spirits of the whole family lift this heartfelt enterprise lift this heartfelt enterprise out of the familiar lifted from Terry Gilliam's subconscious , pressed through Kafka's meat grinder and into Buñuel's casings lifted from a screenwriter's outline and lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell lifting the pedestal higher lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies lifts the film lifts the film firmly above the level of other coming-of-age films lifts the film high above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks lifts this tale of cannibal lust above the ordinary lifts your spirits light ( yet unsentimental ) light , fun cheese puff light , innocuous and unremarkable light a fire with soggy leaves light and fun light and sugary light and sugary that were it a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon light enough light modern day family parable light nor magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy light on the screen light romantic comedy light romantic comedy , light romantic comedy , good gosh light romantic comedy , good gosh , light showers of emotion light treat light-hearted light-hearted comedy light-hearted comedy was his forte light-hearted profile light-hearted way light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout lighten things up lightens your wallet without leaving a sting lighter lighter and sunnier lighthearted lighthearted , feel-good film lighthearted comedy lighthearted glow lighting effects and lighting effects and innovative backgrounds lighting that emphasizes every line and sag lightly entertaining lightness and strictness lightweight , uneven action comedy lightweight and bizarrely original lightweight female empowerment lightweight filmmaking lightweight meaning likability likable likable , likable , but just as often it's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy . likable cast likable movie likable performances likable story likableness likably delinquent attitude like '' horrible '' like '' si , pretty much like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of '' Dragonfly like . like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care like Arnold Schwarzenegger like Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever , were made for the palm screen like Bartleby , is something of a stiff -- an extra-dry office comedy that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes . like Beatrice , has a watchful affection for the monster . like Bruce Springsteen's gone-to-pot Asbury Park , New Jersey , this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins like Bruce Springsteen's gone-to-pot Asbury Park , New Jersey , this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins . like E.T. the first time I saw it as a young boy like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable like High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation like High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . like High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . How about surprising us by trying something new like High Crimes flog the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . How about surprising us by trying something new ? like Holly like Hollywood Ending . Now like I already mentioned ... it's Robert Duvall ! like I have been waiting my whole life for this movie like I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear like Jimmy's routines like John Le Carré with a couple of burnt-out cylinders like John Le Carré with a couple of burnt-out cylinders . like Kubrick before him , may not touch the planet's skin , but understands the workings of its spirit . like L'Avventura and Repulsion like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination like Lyne's stolid remake of '' Lolita '' like Max Rothman's future , does not work . like Pinocchio like RINGU when you've seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) are worthwhile like Ravel's Bolero like Saturday morning TV in the '60s like Scorsese's Mean Streets redone by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot like Shiner's organizing of the big fight , pulls off enough like Silence , it's a movie that gets under your skin . like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks like Some Like It like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 like The Guys like The Hours as an alternative like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale like XXX like Zhang Yimou behind the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential like ` like ` Praise the Lord like ` Praise the Lord , He's the God of Second Chances ' like `` horrible '' and `` terrible like a '' Big Chill '' reunion of the Baader-Meinhof Gang , only these guys are more harmless pranksters than political activists like a 10-course banquet like a 12-Step Program for the Jewish Nazi like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties like a Lifetime special -- pleasant , sweet and forgettable like a Monty Python sketch gone horribly wrong like a bad blend of an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of Love Story . like a bad idea from frame one like a bad soap opera like a badge of honor like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going like a beached grouper like a beautiful food entrée that isn't heated properly , so that it ends up a bit cold and relatively flavorless like a big-budget , after-school special with a generous cast , who at times lift the material from its well-meaning clunkiness like a blown-out vein like a book report like a bottom-feeder sequel in the Escape From New York series like a breath of fresh air like a breath of fresh air , but only to those that allow it in like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it like a cartoon in the end like a change in ( Herzog's ) personal policy like a change in ( Herzog's ) personal policy than a half-hearted fluke . like a cheap lawn chair like a checklist of everything Rob Reiner and his cast like a children's movie than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts like a classic like a classroom play in a college history course like a cold old man going through the motions like a cold old man going through the motions . like a coming-of-age romance like a coming-of-age romance than an infomercial like a community theater production of a great Broadway play like a copout like a couple of mediocre TV-movie like a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy like a decent endeavor like a dinner guest showing off his doctorate like a discarded House Beautiful spread like a docu-drama but builds its multi-character story with a flourish like a docu-drama but builds its multi-character story with a flourish . like a documentary in the way like a drunken driver like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries like a film about a guy who is utterly unlikeable like a film so cold and dead like a film that strays past the two and a half mark like a fragment of an underdone potato like a giant commercial for Universal Studios , where much of the action takes place like a glossy melodrama that occasionally verges on camp . like a glossy rehash like a good guy like a great missed opportunity like a grinning jack o ' lantern , like a grinning jack o ' lantern , its apparent glee like a grinning jack o ' lantern , its apparent glee is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded like a grinning jack o ' lantern , its apparent glee is derived from a lobotomy , having had all its vital essence scooped out and discarded . like a half-baked stand-up routine like a hazy high that takes too long to shake like a high school film project like a high-end John Hughes comedy , a kind of Elder Bueller's Time Out like a highbrow , low-key , 102-minute infomercial like a highbrow , low-key , 102-minute infomercial , like a highbrow , low-key , 102-minute infomercial , blending entrepreneurial zeal with the testimony of satisfied customers like a highbrow , low-key , 102-minute infomercial , blending entrepreneurial zeal with the testimony of satisfied customers . like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day like a lazy summer afternoon like a living-room War Of The Worlds , gaining most of its unsettling force from the suggested and the unknown like a low-budget TV pilot that could not find a buyer to play it on the tube like a low-budget hybrid of Scarface or Carlito's Way like a made-for-home-video quickie like a magnet like a masterpiece like a mere disease-of - the-week TV movie like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen like a minor miracle like a minor miracle that its septuagenarian star is young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible like a mix of Cheech and Chong like a nail-biting thriller like a nature film like a non-stop cry for attention like a parody of the mellow , peace-and-love side of the '60s counterculture like a particularly amateurish episode of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break like a party like a poem like a poor man's like a powerful 1957 drama we've somehow never seen before like a prison stretch like a project better suited for the small screen like a promising work-in-progress like a quickie TV special than a feature film like a rash like a rather unbelievable love interest and a meandering ending -- like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits like a rejected ABC Afterschool Special like a rejected X-Files episode than a credible account of a puzzling real-life happening like a rejected X-Files episode than a credible account of a puzzling real-life happening . like a room stacked with pungent flowers like a ruse , a tactic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas like a series of pretentiously awful student films like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror like a series of toasts at a testimonial dinner than a documentary like a serious read , filled with heavy doses of always enticing Sayles dialogue like a side dish no one ordered like a spectator and not a participant like a splendid meal like a spring-break orgy for pretentious arts majors like a student film like a sucker like a sugar high gone awry like a super hero like a super hero , he can out-stealth any agent , he'll get the girl . like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle like a surge through swirling rapids or a leap from pinnacle to pinnacle like a surgeon mends a broken heart ; very meticulously but without any passion like a tasty hors-d'oeuvre like a teenybopper Ed Wood film , replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo and the high-strung but flaccid drama like a temperamental child begging for attention , giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining like a temperamental child begging for attention , giving audiences no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining . like a term paper like a tired Tyco ad like a travel-agency video like a true star like a typical Bible killer story like a very goofy museum exhibit like a volatile and overlong W magazine fashion like a well-made PB & J sandwich like a wet burlap sack of gloom like a wet stick of dynamite like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . like a year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier for exploiting the novelty of the '' webcast like acid like all four of the lead actors a lot like an after-school special gussied up with some fancy special effects like an all-star salute like an episode of the TV show Blind Date , only less technically proficient and without the pop-up comments like an extended , open-ended poem than a traditionally structured story like an extended dialogue exercise in Retard 101 like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- like an extreme action-packed film like an extreme action-packed film with a hint of humor like an idiot like an impostor like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain like an old Warner Bros . costumer jived with sex like an old Warner Bros. costumer jived with sex like an overcooked souffl like an overcooked soufflé like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . but is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition like an unbalanced mixture of graphic combat footage and almost saccharine domestic interludes that are pure Hollywood . like any of these despicable characters like as a low-budget series on a UHF channel like bad cinema like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema like being trapped at a bad rock concert like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end like biting into what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day and coming away with your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms like calling a dog stupid like chewing whale blubber like cold porridge with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump like crap like done-to-death material like during those unforgettably uncertain days like entertainment for trolls like every bad idea that's ever gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) like every other Seagal movie , only louder and without that silly ponytail like every other tale of a totalitarian tomorrow like explosions , sadism and seeing people beat each other to a pulp like few others like general hospital crossed with a Saturday night live spoof of dog day afternoon like getting all excited about a chocolate eclair and then biting into it and finding the filling missing like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend like going to a house party and watching the host defend himself against a frothing ex-girlfriend . You don't want to call the cops . like having a real film of Nijinsky like having an old friend for dinner ' like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours like horrible poetry like idiots like it like it's a big , comforting jar of Marmite , to be slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness like it's about teenagers , than it was written by teenagers like it's about teenagers , than it was written by teenagers . like it's going to be great like it's wasted yours like it did like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it like it or like it probably will enjoy themselves like it was co-written by Mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry like it was made by some very stoned college students like it was produced in 1954 like it was worth your seven bucks like it was worth your seven bucks , like its hero like its parade of predecessors like its parade of predecessors , like its parade of predecessors , this halloween is a gory slash-fest . it can't escape its past , and it doesn't want to like its subjects , delivers the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride . like its title character , is repellantly out of control . like just one more in the long line of films this year about like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama like life like lint in a fat man's navel like locusts in a horde these things will keep coming like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale like looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale . like many before his , makes for snappy prose but a stumblebum of a movie . like many of his works like me , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with like me pray for an even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped creation like me pray for an even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped creation . like mere splashing around like mike isn't interested in recycling old cliches . it like mike isn't interested in recycling old cliches . it wants to tweak them with a taste of tangy new humor . like most rabbits , it seems to lack substance like most rabbits , it seems to lack substance . like movies that demand four hankies like much more than I actually did . like my Christmas movies with more elves and snow and less pimps and ho's . like no other film in recent history like none you've seen . like nostalgia like nothing quite so much as a middle-aged moviemaker's attempt to surround himself with beautiful , half-naked women like nothing we Westerners have seen before like numerous others but cuts deeper than expected like one long like one long , meandering sketch inspired by the works of John Waters and Todd Solondz , rather than a fully developed story like one long tourist spot for a Mississippi that may never have existed outside of a scriptwriter's imagination like one of ( Spears ' ) music videos in content -- except that it goes on for at least 90 more minutes and , worse , that you have to pay if you want to see it like one of ( Spears ' ) music videos in content -- except that it goes on for at least 90 more minutes and , worse , that you have to pay if you want to see it . like one of Hubert's punches ) like peace like pieces a bunch of other , better movies slapped together . like quirky , odd movies and\/or the ironic like quirky , slightly strange French films like rancid crème brûlée like reading a Times Portrait of Grief that keeps shifting focus to the journalist who wrote it like reading a research paper like real life like real people like running out screaming like scrubbing the toilet like scrubbing the toilet . like seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . like shooting fish in a barrel like sick comedies that can be snide like sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and desperately wishing you could change tables like six different movies fighting each other for attention like six different movies fighting each other for attention . like snapshots of memory like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk like some sort of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok like some weird masterpiece theater sketch like something wholly original like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead like such a bore like swallowing a Communion wafer without the wine like the ( unfortunately R-rated ) Paid like the St. Louis Rams in the Super Bowl , waits until after halftime to get started . like the Vincent Price horror classics of the '60s like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing like the first movie based on J . K . like the grinding of bad ideas like the grittiest movie that was ever made for the Lifetime cable television network . like the happy music like the imaginary sport it projects onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless like the imaginary sport it projects onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless . like the logical , unforced continuation of the careers of a pair of spy kids like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life like the military system of justice like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while like the new footage like the new footage and like the new footage and still love the old stuff like the new footage and still love the old stuff . like the nightmare you had a week ago that won't go away like the old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas like the old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas . like the recent I Spy , the star chemistry begs the question of whether random gags add up to a movie like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust like the standard made-for-TV movie like the work of an artist who is simply tired -- of fighting the same fights , of putting the weight of the world on his shoulders , of playing with narrative form like the work of an artist who is simply tired -- of fighting the same fights , of putting the weight of the world on his shoulders , of playing with narrative form . like the work of someone like the world of his film , hartley like the world of his film , hartley created a monster but didn't know how to handle it like the world of his film , hartley created a monster but didn't know how to handle it . like the worst kind of Hollywood heart-string plucking like their characters like their romances to have that French realism like them , it eventually culminates in the not-exactly - stunning insight that crime doesn't pay like them , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity like they've been patched in from an episode of Miami Vice like they've been patched in from an episode of miami vice like they were lifted from Terry Gilliam's subconscious , pressed through Kafka's meat grinder and into Buñuel's casings like this alarming production , adapted from Anne Rice's novel The Vampire Chronicles like this film like this make it human like this movie like this movie a lot like this movie a lot . like this presuppose religious bigotry like this shoddy suspense thriller like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars like those D.W. Griffith made in the early days of silent film like time fillers between surf shots like to be a New Yorker -- or , really , to be a human being -- in the weeks after 9\/11 like to dismiss the film like to ride bikes like to skip but film buffs should get to know like trying to eat Brussels sprouts like viewing a long soap opera in which only the first episode was any good like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time like watching a nightmare made flesh like watching a transcript of a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet like watching an Alfred Hitchcock movie after drinking twelve beers like watching an Eastern imagination explode like when he's not giving the same 15-cent stump speech like whether compromise is the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people like whether compromise is the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people . like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only like you've actually spent time living in another community like you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer like you've seen this movie a thousand times before like you weren't invited to the party like-themed film likeable likeable actors likeable characters likeable personalities , inventive photography and cutting , and wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun likeable personalities , inventive photography and cutting , and wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun . likeable thanks to its cast , its cuisine and its quirky tunes likeable thanks to its cast , its cuisine and its quirky tunes . liked liked About Schmidt a lot liked a lot of the smaller scenes liked a lot of the smaller scenes . liked by the people who can still give him work liked it liked it because it was so endlessly , grotesquely , inventive liked it because it was so endlessly , grotesquely , inventive . liked it just enough liked it just enough . liked it much better liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed liked its heart and its spirit liked sometimes liked such movies liked such movies as Notting Hill , Four Weddings And A Funeral , Bridget Jones ' Diary or High Fidelity liked the movie liked this film a lot liked this film a lot ... likely inadvertently -- likely to be disappointed likely to cause massive cardiac arrest if taken in large doses likely to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water likely to drown a viewer in boredom than to send any shivers down his spine likely to find compelling likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat likely to have one helluva time at the movies likely to induce sleep than fright likely to leave a lasting impression likely to lose interest before Sandrine likely to please audiences who like movies that demand four hankies likely to seduce and conquer likely to see all year likely to witness in a movie theatre for some time likes likes of which mainstream audiences have rarely seen liking liking Showgirls liking the film limitations limited limited and so embellished by editing that there's really not much of a sense of action limited and so embellished by editing that there's really not much of a sense of action or limited and so embellished by editing that there's really not much of a sense of action or even action-comedy limited appeal limited but enthusiastic limited by its short running time limited chemistry limited range limited sets limited to LDS Church members and undemanding armchair tourists limp , limp Eddie Murphy limp biscuit limp gender-bender-baller limpid and limpid and conventional historical fiction limping limply limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror line between passion and pretence . lines , the impressive stagings of hardware lines that feel like long soliloquies linger long after this film has ended lingerie models and bar dancers lingering creepiness one lingering death lingering questions about what the film is really getting at lingering terror punctuated by sudden shocks and not constant bloodshed lingers just as long on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time Is It There ? into How Long Is This Movie lingers just as long on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time Is It There ? into How Long Is This Movie ? lingers over every point until the slowest viewer grasps it linguistic fumbling link together link together to conquer all kinds of obstacles , whether they be of nature , of man or of one another linking a halfwit plot linking a halfwit plot to a series of standup routines in which Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie linking the massacre lionize its title character and exploit his anger lip-reading lip-synching lip-synching , tragedy lip-synching , tragedy , lip-synching , tragedy , and lots list listen to Marvin Gaye or the Supremes the same way again listen to a teacher with humor , passion , and verve listen to extremist name-calling listen to extremist name-calling , listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter listless listless , witless listless , witless , listless , witless , and listless , witless , and devoid of anything listless and listless and desultory listless and desultory affair listless direction listless sci-fi listless sci-fi comedy lists and ways lists ingredients lists ingredients , but never mixes and stirs literacy literal literal and spiritual torpor literally literally and figuratively ) literally bruising literally bruising jokes literally bruising jokes . literally bruising jokes . Every five minutes or so literally bruising jokes . every five minutes literally bruising jokes . every five minutes or so literally stops on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers literary desecrations literary detective story literary lyricism and profound common sense literary lyricism and profound common sense . literary purists may not be pleased literary purists may not be pleased , literary purists may not be pleased , but as far as mainstream matinee-style entertainment goes , it does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds literary purists may not be pleased , but as far as mainstream matinee-style entertainment goes , it does a bang-up job of pleasing the crowds . literate literate French comedy literate and smart literate material literate presentation littered with celluloid garbage littered with trenchant satirical jabs at the peculiar egocentricities of the acting breed littered with zero-dimensional , unlikable characters and hackneyed , threadbare comic setups littered with zero-dimensional , unlikable characters and hackneyed , threadbare comic setups . little $ 1.8 million charmer little , apart from raising the topic , to further stoke the conversation little action little action , little action , almost little action , almost no suspense or believable tension little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , one-dimensional characters up little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , one-dimensional characters up the wazoo and sets little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , one-dimensional characters up the wazoo and sets that little action , almost no suspense or believable tension , one-dimensional characters up the wazoo and sets that can only be described as sci-fi generic . little alien little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite little atmosphere is generated by the shadowy lighting little attempt little catch little clarity little cleavage little critical little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) little doubt little doubt that Kidman has become one of our best actors little else little else of consequence little else to offer little else to recommend '' little emotional resonance little enthusiasm little enthusiasm for such antique pulp little excitement little farm melodrama . little film noir organized crime story little fuss or noise little gem little grace ( Rifkin's ) tale of precarious skid-row dignity little humor to lighten things up little imagination little jokes little left little less bling-bling little less bling-bling and a lot more little less bling-bling and a lot more romance little melodramatic little melodramatic , but with little morality tale little more dramatic little more than a mall movie designed to kill time little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and little more than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy , enervating and deadeningly drawn-out little more than a screenful of gamesmanship that's low on both suspense and payoff little more than a well-acted television melodrama little more than a well-acted television melodrama shot for the big screen . little more than another platter of reheated Aliens little more than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell little more than live-action cartoons little more than play an innocuous game of fill-in - the-blanks with a tragic past . little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film little more than punishment little more than routine little narrative momentum little objectivity little of our emotional investment little of the nervy originality of its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor little off-kilter little on its mind little patience little patience for Euro-film pretension little propaganda film little revision works little rhyme or reason little room little room for engaging , imaginative filmmaking in its nearly 2 1\/2 little screen time and even little screen time and even less chemistry little social context little sticky and unsatisfied little style little substance little time little timewaster little to be learned from watching ` Comedian ' little to boost Stallone's career little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move little to elaborate the conceit of setting this blood-soaked tragedy of murderous ambition in the era of Richard Nixon little to love about this English trifle little to offer little to salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation little to wipe away the jeweled beads of sweat little too obvious , little too obvious , but little too ponderous to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon little too ponderous to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon Wedding little truffle little uneven little vidgame pit little visible talent little visible talent and little visible talent and no energy little wit little wit , interest little wit , interest , little wit , interest , and little wit , interest , and professionalism little wit and no surprises little-known perspective little-remembered live , but a fine little live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite live a rich and full life live happily live happily ever live happily ever after live in denial about live in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it live spoof of dog day afternoon live the mood live together live up to Barry's dead-eyed , perfectly chilled delivery live up to material live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors live up to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement live up to the sum of its parts live viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen live-action cartoon live-action swashbuckling classic live-wire live-wire film lived in a state of quiet desperation liveliness lively lively , lively , convincing dialogue lively , funny and ultimately sobering film lively , funny and ultimately sobering film . lively and lively and engaging examination lively and enjoyable lively and enjoyable adventure lively and enjoyable cultural mix lively dream lively intelligence lively mix lively script lively songs lively songs for deft punctuation liven up its predictable story and will leave even lives count lives down to its title . lives up lives up to the stories and faces and music of the men who are its subject lives up to the stories and faces and music of the men who are its subject . lives worth watching , paths worth following living far too much living far too much in its own head living harmoniously living hell living in U . S living in the renown Chelsea Hotel living mug shots living under a rock living well because this film , unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence lo que es el cine lo-fi lo-fi as the special effects are loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat loaded with good intentions loads of CGI and bushels of violence loads of irreparable damage loathe loathe him loathe it loathing loathing Robin Williams loathsome loathsome movie lobotomized lobotomized Woody Allen lobotomy local local commerce local flavour locales locked in an ongoing game of cat-and-cat locked in an ongoing game of cat-and-cat . lofty log a minimal number of hits logic and misuse logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd logical logical , unforced continuation logistical feat logistically loitering loneliest dark spots loneliness loneliness and desperate grandiosity loneliness and insecurity loneliness and isn't afraid to provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience loneliness and isn't afraid to provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience . loneliness and isolation loneliness and the chilly anonymity of the environments where so many of us spend so much of our time loneliness can make people act weird lonely and needy long , long , convoluted long , convoluted ploy long , dishonorable history long , dull procession long , intricate , star-studded long , intricate , star-studded and long , intricate , star-studded and visually flashy long , slow and dreary long . Nevertheless , it still seems endless long after this film has ended long after you leave the theater long and clunky long and clunky ending long and eventful long and eventful spiritual journey long and relentlessly saccharine long and relentlessly saccharine film long and tedious long and unfocused long bore . long enough to read the subtitles long for a greater sense of urgency in the here and now of The Two long for the end long for the end credits long gone long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like The Ghost and Mr. Chicken long last long on glamour long on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time long overdue long running long running time long slog long soap opera long soliloquies long way to go before it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza long workout long-dreaded long-dreaded completion long-faced sad sack long-held illusions are indeed reality long-lived friendships long-lived friendships and long-on-the-shelf long-range appeal long-suffering long-suffering eyeballs long-winded long-winded and long-winded and stagy longer exposition sequences between them longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach longing ? In truth , it has all the heart of a porno flick ( but none of the sheer lust ) longing and love longs to frisk through the back alleys of history , but scarcely manages more than a modest , snoozy charm . longtime admirer look American angst in the eye and end up laughing look a lot like this alarming production , adapted from Anne Rice's novel The Vampire Chronicles look ahead and resist living in a past look almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy look and sound great look as fully ` rendered ' as Pixar's industry standard look as good or better than in the original look as good or better than in the original , look as good or better than in the original , while the Oscar-winning sound and James Horner's rousing score make good use of the hefty audio system look as good or better than in the original , while the Oscar-winning sound and James Horner's rousing score make good use of the hefty audio system . look as if it were being shown on the projection television screen of a sports bar look as though they are having so much fun look at , but its not very informative about its titular character and no more challenging than your average television biopic look at a painful incident that made headlines in 1995 look at a painful incident that made headlines in 1995 . look at a red felt Sharpie pen without disgust , a thrill , or the giggles look at a slice of counterculture that might be best forgotten look at a slice of counterculture that might be best forgotten . look at female friendship , spiked with raw urban humor look at female friendship , spiked with raw urban humor . look at how Western foreign policy - however well intentioned - can wreak havoc in other cultures look at how another culture handles the process of courting and marriage look at life in U . S . relocation camps . look at morality , family , and social expectation look at morality , family , and social expectation through the prism of that omnibus tradition called marriage look at religious fanatics -- or backyard sheds -- the same way again look at teenage boys doing what they do best - being teenagers . look at that clever angle look at that clever angle ! look at that clever angle ! Wow , a jump cut ! look at the French Revolution through the eyes of aristocrats . look at the backstage angst of the stand-up comic . look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role look at the star-making machinery of tinseltown . look at the world's dispossessed . look at this and its like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other look back at civil disobedience , anti-war movements and the power of strong voices . look bad look behind the curtain that separates comics from the people laughing in the crowd . look classy in a '60s - look classy in a '60s - homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry , dry , dry look down on their working-class subjects from their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful look downright unfree look easy look easy , even though the reality is anything but look elsewhere look for any hefty anti-establishment message in what is essentially a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper look forward to the Russos ' next offering look good look ill at ease sharing the same scene look ill at ease sharing the same scene . look into having him committed look like a '' look like a classic look like a masterpiece look like cheap hysterics look like they were borrowed from Gilligan's Island look more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead of serious athletes look no further look no further , look no further , because here it is . look really slick look remarkably clean for a guy who has been mass-murdering since 1978 but has never been seen doing laundry look smart and sassy look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again , look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again , in a better movie look so appealing on third or fourth viewing look so bad in a major movie look sophisticated look too deep into the story looked as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , looked as beautiful , desirable , even delectable , as it does in Trouble Every Day looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care looked like as a low-budget series on a UHF channel looked like crap looked like crap , looked like crap , so crap is what I was expecting looked like crap , so crap is what I was expecting . looked uglier looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history looking and stylish looking at his 12th Oscar nomination looking at his 12th Oscar nomination by proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary looking down at your watch and looking down at your watch and realizing Serving Sara isn't even halfway through looking for a return ticket looking for a return ticket to realism looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is looking for a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and what might have happened at Picpus looking for a story looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . looking for a thrilling sci-fi cinematic ride looking for astute observations and coming up blank looking for nothing looking for something hard with which to bludgeon myself unconscious looking for something new looking for something new and hoping for something entertaining looking good looking like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it looking like something wholly original looking like the beaten , well-worn video box cover of seven years looking like the beaten , well-worn video box cover of seven years into the future looking over the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks at your neighbor's garage sale looks an awful lot like life -- gritty , awkward and ironic looks and feels tired looks and feels tired . looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer looks and plays like a $ 40 million version of a game you're more likely to enjoy on a computer . looks as if it belongs on the big screen looks as if it was made without much thought looks as if it was made without much thought -- looks as if it was made without much thought -- and looks as if it was made without much thought -- and is best watched that way looks as if it was made without much thought -- and is best watched that way . looks as if it were made by a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man looks as if it were made by a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man . looks as though Jay Roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab looks back on those places he saw at childhood , and captures them by freeing them from artefact , and by showing them heartbreakingly drably looks back on those places he saw at childhood , and captures them by freeing them from artefact , and by showing them heartbreakingly drably . looks bored looks closely , insightfully looks closely , insightfully at fragile , complex relationships looks elsewhere looks elsewhere , seizing on George's haplessness and Lucy's personality tics . looks even better looks fake looks genuinely pretty looks genuinely pretty . looks genuinely pretty . Your nightmares , on the other hand , will be anything but . looks good looks great , has solid acting and a neat premise looks great , has solid acting and a neat premise . looks like a drag queen looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day looks like a made-for-home-video quickie looks like a made-for-home-video quickie . looks like an action movie , but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such looks like an action movie , but it's so poorly made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such . looks like an episode of the TV show Blind Date , only less technically proficient and without the pop-up comments looks like an episode of the TV show Blind Date , only less technically proficient and without the pop-up comments . looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad looks like it was produced in 1954 looks like it was produced in 1954 , shelved for 48 years looks like it was produced in 1954 , shelved for 48 years , looks like it was produced in 1954 , shelved for 48 years , and repackaged for a 2002 audience looks like it was produced in 1954 , shelved for 48 years , and repackaged for a 2002 audience . looks like the six-time winner of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant , so I don't know what she's doing in here looks made for cable rather than for the big screen looks made for cable rather than for the big screen . looks much more like a cartoon in the end looks much more like a cartoon in the end than The Simpsons ever has looks neat looks pretty looks there is something worth seeing looks there is something worth seeing . looks to be going through the motions , beginning with the pale script looks to be going through the motions , beginning with the pale script . looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois , looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois , tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois , tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski , looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois , tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski , that the compact 86 minutes breezes by looks to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois , tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski , that the compact 86 minutes breezes by . looks wonderful loony loopy loopy and loose loose , poorly structured loose , poorly structured film loose , unaccountable loose , unaccountable direction loose ends with more bows loose-jointed structure loosely connected loosely connected characters loosely connected characters and loosely connected characters and plots that never quite gel loosely tied loosely tied series loosely-connected string loosens loosens in direct proportion loosey-goosey loquacious loquacious and dreary piece lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work lose lose interest lose interest before Sandrine lose their luster lose their luster when flattened onscreen . loser losers loses loses all loses all bite on the big screen loses all bite on the big screen . loses credibility loses credibility . loses faith loses faith in its own viability loses faith in its own viability and loses faith in its own viability and succumbs to joyless special-effects excess loses faith in its own viability and succumbs to joyless special-effects excess . loses himself to the film's circular structure loses himself to the film's circular structure to ever offer any insightful discourse on , well , Love in the Time of Money loses himself to the film's circular structure to ever offer any insightful discourse on , well , Love in the Time of Money . loses his faith loses his focus loses his focus when he concentrates on any single person loses his focus when he concentrates on any single person . loses its ability to shock and amaze loses its ability to shock and amaze . loses its bite loses its bite in a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture loses its bite in a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture . loses its bite in a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture . Much of the way , though , this is a refreshingly novel ride loses its bite in a last-minute happy ending that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture . Much of the way , though , this is a refreshingly novel ride . loses its creepy menace loses its creepy menace . loses its fire loses its fire midway , loses its fire midway , nearly flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion loses its fire midway , nearly flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion . loses its overall sense of mystery loses its overall sense of mystery and loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into loses its overall sense of mystery and becomes a TV episode rather than a documentary that you actually buy into . loses its soul to Screenwriting For Dummies conformity loses its way loses its way in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality loses points when it surrenders to a formulaic bang-bang , shoot-em-up scene at the conclusion loses points when it surrenders to a formulaic bang-bang , shoot-em-up scene at the conclusion . loses sight of its own story loses some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with loses steam towards the middle loses steam towards the middle and loses steam towards the middle and never loses steam towards the middle and never really develops beyond attacking obvious target loses steam towards the middle and never really develops beyond attacking obvious target . loses touch with the reality of the grim situation loses what made you love it losing losing his touch losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis losing my lunch loss loss , anger , greed , jealousy , sickness and love loss and denial loss and denial and life-at-arm's - loss and loneliness lost , leaving the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless lost . lost U.S. satellite lost and desolate lost his touch lost his touch , lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film lost ideal lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison lost in the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile lost in the intricate connections and multiple timelines of its story lost in the murk of its own making lost in the thin soup of canned humor lost in the translation lost in the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise lost in the translation this time lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play lost in the translation to the screen lost its edge lost its originality lost on the target audience lost some of the dramatic conviction that underlies the best of comedies lost soul lost the ability to think lost the politics and the social observation lost the politics and the social observation and become just another situation romance about a couple of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay lost their movie mojo lot funnier lot less time lot more fun lot to ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's lot to be desired lot to do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth lot to offer lot to recommend Read My Lips lots of Hollywood fluff lots of boring talking heads , etc . lots of boring talking heads , etc. lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- lots of characters lots of cheese lots of cheese , lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X lots of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X. lots of cute animals and clumsy people lots of cute animals and clumsy people . ` Snow Dogs ' has both lots of dancing and fabulous music lots of fun lots of ham , lots of cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half lots of ham , lots of cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half . lots of in-jokes for the adults lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions lots of laughs lots of obvious political insights lots of other quirky movies that try to score hipness lots of sloppiness loud , bang-the-drum loud , brash and mainly unfunny loud , low-budget and tired loud , low-budget and tired formula film loud , ugly , irritating loud , ugly , irritating movie loud , violent and mindless loud , witless mess loud and boring loud and goofy loud and offensive , but more often loud and thoroughly loud and thoroughly obnoxious comedy loud special-effects-laden extravaganzas lousy lousy Guy Ritchie imitation lousy John Q lousy Tarantino imitations lousy direction lousy movie lousy one lousy script lousy way lovable lovable Siberian huskies lovable Siberian huskies ( plus one sheep dog ) lovable Siberian huskies -LRB- plus one sheep dog -RRB- lovably love love's love , betrayal , love , betrayal , revenge and above all love , betrayal , revenge and above all , faith love , communal discord , love , duty and friendship love , family love , family and love , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence love , longing love , longing , love , longing , and love , loyalty love , loyalty and love , memory love , memory , history love , memory , history and love , memory , trust and loyalty love , racial tension , and other issues that are as valid today love -- love . love Cinema Paradiso , whether the original version or new Director's Cut love Moore or love Moore or loathe him , you've got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions love Motown music love Robin Tunney love Safe Conduct ( Laissez Passer ) for being a subtitled French movie that is 170 minutes long love The Piano Teacher love a Disney pic love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , and love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , and a heroine as feisty and principled as Jane love a joy love a joy to behold love about this English trifle love affair love alternate versions of the Bard love and love and bloodletting love and compassion love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness love and culture love and familial love and humility love and power love for its posse of trailer park denizens love for the movies of the 1960s love head-on love him love in remembrance love in remembrance . love interest love is the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew love it love it , love it , too love it , too . love it ... love it ... hell love it ... hell , I dunno . love its fantasy and adventure love letter love reading and\/or poetry love song love stories you will ever see love stories you will ever see . love story and sci-fi mystery love story for those intolerant of the more common saccharine genre . love sweetly love that feels significantly longer than its relatively scant 97 minutes love that strikes a very resonant chord love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods love the big , dumb , happy movie love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding love the film love the music love the old stuff love the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 love the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . love the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm before machines change nearly everything love the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm before machines change nearly everything . love the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history love the robust middle of this picture love the robust middle of this picture . love the way love the way that it took chances and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off love the way that it took chances and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off . love this love this documentary love this film love this movie love thyself ' love to come from an American director in years love to have their kids love what they do love with its overinflated mythology that it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots love with its overinflated mythology that it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots . love with its own cleverness love with its own quirky personality love-struck loveable loveable or otherwise loved loved Cool loved Cool as Ice loved about it loved about it in 1982 loved classic loved every minute of this film loved every minute of this film . loved in 1994 loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better loved it loved it ! loved it ! Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible loved it ! Gollum's ` performance ' is incredible ! loved looking at this movie loved looking at this movie . loved on first sight and , even more important loved one loved ones loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version loved the look of this film loved the look of this film . loved the people onscreen loved the people onscreen , loved the people onscreen , even though I could not stand them loved the people onscreen , even though I could not stand them . loved this film loved this film . lovefest loveless loveless hook ups . lovely lovely , eerie film lovely , sad dance lovely Hush ! lovely and lovely and beautifully lovely and lovable lovely comedic moments lovely costumes lovely costumes , lovely costumes , Southern California locations and lovely costumes , Southern California locations and star power lovely film lovely flakiness lovely performances lovely performances by Buy and Accorsi lovely pictures lovely toward the end lovely trifle lovers of the book loves loves a David and Goliath story loves both dance and cinema loves horses loves its characters and communicates something loves its characters and communicates something rather beautiful loves its characters and communicates something rather beautiful about human nature loves the members of the upper class almost as much as they love themselves loves them loves them to pieces loving anime loving family loving little film loving screen transferral loving the friends you loving what you're seeing loving what you're seeing , loving what you're seeing , or loving yet loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent loving yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction lovingly lovingly photographed lovingly photographed in the manner of a golden book sprung to life lovingly photographed in the manner of a golden book sprung to life , lovingly photographed in the manner of a golden book sprung to life , stuart little 2 lovingly photographed in the manner of a golden book sprung to life , stuart little 2 manages sweetness largely without stickiness lovingly photographed in the manner of a golden book sprung to life , stuart little 2 manages sweetness largely without stickiness . lovingly rendered lovingly rendered coffee table book low , smoky and inviting low , smoky and inviting sizzle low , very low low , very low , low , very low , very low , very low , very very low low budget low on both suspense and payoff low on energy low rate Annie low rent Godfather low rent Godfather . Part Three Stooges . low-brow low-brow humor low-brow humor , low-brow humor , gratuitous violence low-brow humor , gratuitous violence and low-brow humor , gratuitous violence and a disturbing disregard low-budget low-budget , video-shot low-budget Full Frontal low-budget TV pilot low-budget affair low-budget and low-budget and tired low-budget constraints low-budget film noir movie low-budget filmmaking low-budget hybrid low-budget movie low-budget production low-budget series low-cal Woody low-cal Woody at best low-cut gowns low-down version low-grade low-grade cheese standards low-grade dreck low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes low-key , 102-minute infomercial low-key quality low-key romantic comedy low-life low-life tragedy low-rent -- low-rent -- and even lower-wit low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- low-rent -- and even lower-wit -- rip-off low-rent retread low-tech low-tech magic realism low-tech magic realism and , at times , lowbrow lower I.Q. lower depths lower-wit lowered your entertainment standards lowly studio hack loyal loyal and loyal and deceitful , loyal and deceitful , responsible and reckless loyal fans loyalty loyalty , courage and dedication lucid work luckiest luckiest men luckiest stroke luckiest viewers lucks lucks out with Chaplin and Kidman , who are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns lucratively lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year ludicrous ludicrous and ludicrous and contrived ludicrous and contrived plot ludicrous attempt ludicrous enough ludicrous film ludicrous terms lukewarm . lukewarm . Maybe lukewarm and lukewarm and quick to pass lull you to sleep lulled lulled into a coma lulling lulling us into torpor lulls you lulls you into a gentle waking coma lulls you into a gentle waking coma . lumbering lumbering , wheezy lumbering load luminary luminous luminous interviews luminous interviews and amazingly evocative film from three decades ago luminous yet careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes lump-in-the-throat lump-in-the-throat family entertainment lump-in-the-throat family entertainment that derives its power by sticking to the facts lump-in-the-throat family entertainment that derives its power by sticking to the facts . lumpen lumpen life lumps of coal lumpy as two-day old porridge lunacy lurches between not-very-funny comedy lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics lured in by Julia Roberts lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist lurid topic luridly graphic and luridly graphic and laughably unconvincing lurking around the corner , just waiting to spoil things lurks just below the proceedings and lurks just below the proceedings and adds an almost constant mindset of suspense luscious luscious cinematography lush lush , all-enveloping movie experience lush , swooning melodrama lush and inventive lush scenery lushly photographed and beautifully recorded . lushness lust lust and love lustrous lustrous polished lustrous polished visuals lusty , lusty , boisterous and utterly charming luv-spreading luv-spreading Dr . Feelgood lying lying , cheating , lying , cheating , but lying if I said my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow lynchings lyric moments lyric moments that linger like snapshots of memory lyrical and celebratory lyrical and celebratory vision lyrical meditation lyrical tale probes the ambiguous welcome extended by Iran to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food lyrical tale probes the ambiguous welcome extended by Iran to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food . lyrical work lyricism and lyricism and profound common sense macabre macabre , self-deprecating sense macabre and machismo and over-the-top mad mad , mad , more grating and mad , more grating and boring mad , set-piece mad , style mad , set-piece mad , style mad mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . maddening maddeningly maddeningly insistent and repetitive maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score maddeningly predictable maddeningly slow made , but doesn't generate a lot of tension made , on all levels , made , on all levels , that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such made 40 years ago made A Walk to Remember a niche hit made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring made Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man made Eddie Murphy a movie star and the man hasn't aged a day . made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun made No Such Thing made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences made Swimfan anyway made The Full Monty a smashing success made The Full Monty a smashing success ... made The Full Monty a smashing success ... but made Tucker a star made a decent ` intro ' documentary made a decent children's movie -- if only Benigni hadn't insisted on casting himself in the title role made a difference made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar made a film so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything made a film that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience made a great Saturday Night Live sketch , but a great movie it is not made a more sheerly beautiful film made a movie that isn't just offensive made a movie that will leave you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll made a point or two regarding life made a rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment out of it made a remarkable film that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted made all the more poignant by the incessant use of cell phones made all too clear in this schlocky horror\/action hybrid made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion made at least one damn fine horror movie made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him made before , like Beau Travil and Nenette et Boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre made before , like beau travil and nenette et boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre made but a winsome cast and nice dialogue keeps it going made but a winsome cast and nice dialogue keeps it going . made but uninvolving made by a proper , middle-aged woman . made by and for those folks who collect the serial killer cards and are fascinated by the mere suggestion of serial killers made by bright and friendly souls made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept made by people who have never sung those blues made by people who have never sung those blues . made by some very stoned college students made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime made by the smartest kids in class made creepy by its '' men in a sardine can '' warped logic made creepy by its '' men in a sardine can '' warped logic . made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention made for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space made for cable rather than for the big screen made for the '' XXX made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction made for the big screen , some for the small screen made for the tube made fresh by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances made fresh by an intelligent screenplay and gripping performances in this low-budget , video-shot , debut indie effort made from a completist's checklist rather than with a cultist's passion made from a completist's checklist rather than with a cultist's passion . made headlines made her an interesting character to begin with made him a truly larger-than-life character made him bitter and less mature made him feel powerful made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker made indieflick in need of some trims and a more chemistry between its stars made infinitely more wrenching by the performances of real-life spouses Seldahl and Wollter made it all work made it dull , lifeless , and irritating made literature literal without killing its soul made literature literal without killing its soul -- a feat any thinking person is bound to appreciate made me feel unclean made me realize that we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire made me realize that we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire . made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes made me want to get made-up and go see this movie with my sisters made me want to pack raw dough in my ears made me want to pack raw dough in my ears . made me want to scream made me want to swipe something . made me want to wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen made me want to wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen . made movie that is no more than mildly amusing . made nature film and a tribute made nature film and a tribute to a woman whose passion for this region and its inhabitants still shines in her quiet blue eyes made nature film and a tribute to a woman whose passion for this region and its inhabitants still shines in her quiet blue eyes . made of little moments made off with your wallet made on the cheap made on the cheap . made piece of unwatchable drivel made piece of unwatchable drivel . made richer made richer by his own experiences made richer by his own experiences , made richer by his own experiences , making his other movies somehow made richer by his own experiences , making his other movies somehow richer in the bargain made richer by his own experiences , making his other movies somehow richer in the bargain . made such a strong impression made such a strong impression in his underwear made the film more cohesive made the first film so special made the first film such a delight made the first one charming made the near-fatal mistake of being what the English call ` too clever by half made the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit made the original Men in Black such a pleasure made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries made the other three great , scary times at the movies made this a superior movie made to air on pay cable to offer some modest amusements when one has nothing else to watch . made to get laughs from the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions made to look bad made to share the silver screen made to transplant a Hollywood star into Newfoundland's wild soil made under the influence of Rohypnol made up for its rather slow beginning made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show made watchable by a bravura performance made with affection and care made with an enormous amount of affection made with as little wit , interest , and professionalism as artistically possible for a slummy Hollywood caper flick made with as little wit , interest , and professionalism as artistically possible for a slummy Hollywood caper flick . made with careful attention made with careful attention to detail made with great evident care made without a glimmer of intelligence or invention made without much thought made you love it made-for-TV made-for-TV movie made-for-home-video quickie madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . madness -- and strength maggie gyllenhaal is a delight maggots crawling on a dead dog magic and is enjoyable family fare magic and is enjoyable family fare . magic and whimsy magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death , magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death , both pro and con , for adults magic takes over the film magical magical enough magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy magical quality magnetic as Graham magnetic performance magnificence magnificent magnificent Jackie Chan magnificent directorial career magnificent drama magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch magnificent swooping aerial shots magnificent to behold in its sparkling beauty magnificent to behold in its sparkling beauty yet in reality it's one tough rock . magnificently magnificently shot magnificently shot and magnificently shot and gripping enough magnificently shot and gripping enough to sustain most of its 170-minute length magnified versions of the ones that vex nearly everyone magnify her outrageous charm main asset mainly because Blanchett and Ribisi compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering mainly because of the way it's told by the people who were there mainly nonprofessional cast mainly that South Korean filmmakers can make undemanding action movies with all the alacrity of their Hollywood counterparts . mainly unfunny mainstream American movies tend to exploit the familiar mainstream Hollywood mainstream audiences have rarely seen mainstream audiences will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted mainstream audiences will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted . mainstream foreign mush mainstream foreign mush like My Big Fat Greek Wedding mainstream matinee-style mainstream matinee-style entertainment maintain a sense of urgency and suspense maintain a straight face maintain a straight face while speaking to a highway patrolman maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in maintained maintaining a light touch maintaining consciousness just long enough maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension maintaining the appearance of clinical objectivity maintains a beguiling serenity and poise that make it accessible for a non-narrative feature maintains a brisk pace as it races maintains a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . maintains a brisk pace as it races through the familiar story . However , it lacks grandeur and that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts maintains a cool distance maintains a dark mood that makes the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy . maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , maintains a surprisingly buoyant tone throughout , notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips maintains an appealing veneer maintains an appealing veneer without becoming too cute about it maintains an appealing veneer without becoming too cute about it . maintains suspense on different levels maintains suspense on different levels throughout a film that is both gripping and compelling maintains suspense on different levels throughout a film that is both gripping and compelling . maintains the same snail's pace majestic majestic achievement majesty majidi's direction has never been smoother or more confident majidi's direction has never been smoother or more confident . major acting lessons and major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee major issues major kudos major kudos go to Leigh for actually casting people who look working-class . major mistakes major movie major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche major pleasures major pleasures from Portuguese master Manoel de Oliviera major problem major stunt Seagal's major waste major way major-league majorly ham-fisted make 'em like that make 105 minutes seem twice as long make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! make Enough into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller ' make Gangster No . 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience make Gangster No . 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience . make Gangster No. 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience make Gangster No. 1 a worthwhile moviegoing experience . make Green Dragon seem more like medicine than entertainment make Green Dragon seem more like medicine than entertainment . make Italian for Beginners worth the journey make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore make Jay and Silent Bob's Excellent Adventure seem understated make Just a Kiss seem minty fresh make Love a joy to behold . make Mel Brooks ' Borscht Belt schtick look sophisticated make Metropolis worth seeing make PTA proud yet director Muccino's characters are less worthy of Puccini than they are of daytime television make Paid in Full worth seeing make Paid in Full worth seeing . make Personal Velocity into an intricate , intimate and intelligent journey make Personal Velocity into an intricate , intimate and intelligent journey . make Showtime the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season make Showtime the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season . make The Sound of Music play like a nail-biting thriller make Trouble make ` Cherish ' a very good ( but not great ) movie make ` Cherish ' a very good ( but not great ) movie . make `` The Good Girl '' a film worth watching make `` The Good Girl '' a film worth watching . make a big splash make a classic theater piece make a clear point make a clear point -- make a convincing case for the relevance of these two 20th-century footnotes make a courtroom trial great fun make a courtroom trial great fun to watch make a credible case for reports from the afterlife and a lot more time on the romantic urgency that's at the center of the story make a delightful comedy centering on food make a documentary about these marginal historical figures ? Wouldn't one about their famous dad , author of Death in Venice , etc . , be more valuable make a dream seem possible make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson make a gorgeous pair make a gorgeous pair ... make a gorgeous pair ... their scenes brim with sexual possibility and emotional danger make a great one make a great team make a hip comedy make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog make a huge action sequence make a huge action sequence as any director make a lifeless movie make a lifeless movie about the most heinous man who ever lived make a nice coffee table book make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice make a point with poetic imagery make a pretty good team make a splash even greater make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal make a terrific 10th-grade learning tool make a terrific effort make a terrific effort at disguising the obvious with energy and innovation make an alluring backdrop for this sensuous and spirited tale of a prim widow who finds an unlikely release in belly-dancing clubs . make an appealing couple -- he's understated and sardonic make an excellent companion piece make an excellent companion piece to the similarly themed ` The French Lieutenant's Woman make an impact in the theater world make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous make creative contributions to the story and dialogue make either of Val Kilmer's two personas interesting or worth caring about make for a bad film make for a mildly entertaining 77 minutes make for a mildly entertaining 77 minutes , make for a mildly entertaining 77 minutes , if that's what you're in the mood for make for a mildly entertaining 77 minutes , if that's what you're in the mood for . make for a winning , heartwarming yarn make for a winning , heartwarming yarn . make for completely empty entertainment make for excellent company make for great cinema make for one splendidly cast pair make for one splendidly cast pair . make for persuasive viewing make for some robust and scary entertainment make for some robust and scary entertainment . make fun of me for liking Showgirls make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities . make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities . Instead , he shows them the respect they are due make good use of the hefty audio system make great marching bands make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly make him a problematic documentary subject make his mark make in the interests of doing them good make in the interests of doing them good . make inspiring efforts make interesting make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold make interesting a subject you thought would leave you cold . A case in point : Doug Pray's Scratch make it a great movie make it a great piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation make it an above-average thriller make it an above-average thriller . make it as much fun make it as much fun as reading an oversized picture book before bedtime make it as much fun as reading an oversized picture book before bedtime . make it far more satisfying make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory make it human make it interesting make it look as though they are having so much fun make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but make it memorable make it mostly worth the trip make it mostly worth the trip . make it required viewing in university computer science departments for years to come make it shine make it sting make it strangely magnetic make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel make it tough for them to really care make it unexpectedly rewarding make it unforgettable make it well worth watching make it worth watching make its characters idiots make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot make its points make its points about acceptance and growth make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary make its way past my crappola radar and make love a joy to behold make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking make one spectacularly ugly-looking broad make people laugh make pta proud yet director muccino's characters are less worthy of puccini make sense of the mundane horrors of the world make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not make something out of Ellis ' nothing novel make such a worthless film make the attraction a movie make the award-winning Coen brothers envious make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying make the film more silly than scary make the film more silly than scary , make the film more silly than scary , like some sort of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok make the film more silly than scary , like some sort of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok . make the film relevant today make the film relevant today , make the film touching make the formula feel fresh make the most of its own ironic implications make the most of the large-screen format make the most of the large-screen format , make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm make the most out of its characters ' flaws make the most out of the intriguing premise make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear make the movie or the discussion any less enjoyable make the stones weep make the stones weep -- make the stones weep -- as shameful make the stones weep -- as shameful as it make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life make the thing look really slick make the thing look really slick . make them laugh make them less interesting than they already are make this a charmer make this a charmer . make this a comedy or serious drama make this a moving experience for people who haven't read the book make this a two-actor master class make this an eminently engrossing film make this an eminently engrossing film . make this anything more than another big-budget bust make this delicate coming-of-age tale a treat make this genre soar make this movie anything more than a trashy cop buddy comedy make this silly con job sing make this statement in an easily accessible way make this surprisingly decent flick make this surprisingly decent flick worth a summertime look-see make this surprisingly decent flick worth a summertime look-see . make this worth a peek make this worth a peek . make undemanding action movies with all the alacrity of their Hollywood counterparts make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images make up for a derivative plot make up for an unfocused screenplay make up its mind whether it wants to be a gangster flick or an art film make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate make us care about them make us examine our values make us jump out of our seats make us laugh make us look forward to the Russos ' next offering make us share their enthusiasm make watching such a graphic treatment of the crimes bearable make you angry make you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe make you feel like a sucker make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again make you laugh make you misty even when you don't make you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school make you reach for the tissues make you think about existential suffering make you think about existential suffering . Instead make you think twice about what might be going on inside each trailer park you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster make you very happy make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective make you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction makes Arnold Schwarzenegger look like Spencer Tracy makes Barbershop so likable makes Chaplin's City Lights makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent makes Edward Burns ' Sidewalks of New York look like Oscar Wilde makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion makes Martha enormously endearing makes Maryam , in the end , play out with the intellectual and emotional impact of an after-school special makes Maryam , in the end , play out with the intellectual and emotional impact of an after-school special . makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , as the film has some of the best special effects ever makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans , as the film has some of the best special effects ever . makes My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like an apartheid drama makes Oliver far more interesting makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest makes Salton Sea surprisingly engrossing makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful makes Shanghai Ghetto move beyond a good , dry , reliable textbook makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare makes `` Never Again '' worthwhile makes `` Never Again '' worthwhile , makes a better short story makes a better short story than it does a film makes a better travelogue than movie . makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow makes a fatal mistake makes a feature debut that is fully formed and remarkably assured makes a feature debut that is fully formed and remarkably assured . makes a fine backdrop makes a great impression makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1 makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1 . makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart makes a great impression as the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart . makes a joke a joke makes a joke out of car chases for an hour makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and then makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and then gives us half an hour of car chases makes a joke out of car chases for an hour and then gives us half an hour of car chases . makes a lick of sense makes a meal of it makes a melodramatic mountain makes a nice album makes a strong case for the importance of the musicians makes a strong case for the importance of the musicians in creating the Motown sound makes a strong case for the importance of the musicians in creating the Motown sound . makes a tragic error makes a tragic error by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc makes a tragic error by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc . makes a tragic error by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc. makes a tragic error by going on for too long , trying to mirror every subsequent event in Chinese history : war , revolution , Communism , etc. . makes a valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view makes a wonderful subject for the camera makes a wonderful subject for the camera . makes absolutely no sense makes absolutely no sense . makes absolutely no sense . Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question : Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb makes absolutely no sense . Its underlying mythology is a hodgepodge of inconsistencies that pose the question : Since when did dumb entertainment have to be this dumb ? makes all the difference makes all the difference . makes an amazing breakthrough makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and eats up the screen makes an amazing breakthrough in her first starring role and eats up the screen . makes an unusual but pleasantly haunting debut behind the camera makes an unusual but pleasantly haunting debut behind the camera . makes as much of a mess as this one makes compelling , provocative and prescient viewing makes compelling , provocative and prescient viewing . makes complex politics makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment makes each crumb of emotional comfort makes even Elizabeth Hurley seem graceless and ugly makes even Elizabeth Hurley seem graceless and ugly . makes even Jason X ... look positively Shakesperean by comparison makes facile points makes facile points and engages in the cinematic equivalent of tabloid journalism makes facile points and engages in the cinematic equivalent of tabloid journalism . makes for a haunting literary detective story makes for a pretty unpleasant viewing experience makes for a pretty unpleasant viewing experience . makes for a riveting movie experience makes for a surprisingly cinematic experience makes for a surprisingly cinematic experience . makes for a terrifying film makes for a touching love story makes for a touching love story , makes for a touching love story , mainly because Blanchett and Ribisi compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering makes for a touching love story , mainly because Blanchett and Ribisi compellingly tap into a spiritual aspect of their characters ' suffering . makes for adequate entertainment makes for adequate entertainment , i suppose makes for an arousing good time makes for one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while makes for one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while . makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . You'll forget about it by Monday , though , and if they're old enough to have developed some taste makes for snappy prose but a stumblebum of a movie makes for snappy prose but a stumblebum of a movie . makes for some glacial pacing makes for some glacial pacing early on makes for unexpectedly giddy viewing makes for unexpectedly giddy viewing . makes gangster films that are equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent makes good B movies ( The Mask , The Blob ) makes her nomination as best actress even more of a an a makes him the film's moral compass makes his big-budget action film debut something of a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase , interrupted by a middling car chase makes his big-budget action film debut something of a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase , interrupted by a middling car chase . makes his films so memorable makes it a comic book with soul makes it a failure as straight drama makes it a failure as straight drama . makes it a failure as straight drama . ' makes it a party worth attending makes it a party worth attending . makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit makes it all the more compelling makes it all the more compelling . makes it attractive throughout makes it interesting as a character study is the fact that the story is told from Paul's perspective makes it interesting trying to find out makes it irresistible makes it look like a masterpiece makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs makes it not only a detailed historical document , but an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture makes it obnoxious and stiff makes it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything makes it seem makes it seem , is not a hobby that attracts the young and fit . Or intelligent makes it seem , is not a hobby that attracts the young and fit . Or intelligent . makes it seem fresh again . makes it special makes it successful and accessible makes it to the boiling point makes it work more than it probably should makes it worth a recommendation makes it worth checking out at theaters makes it worth the trip to the theatre makes it worth watching makes it worthwhile makes its big-screen entry makes its big-screen entry with little of the nervy originality of its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor . makes its message resonate makes its message resonate . makes its own , quieter observations makes its point makes its point too well makes its stupidity makes its stupidity more than obvious makes its stupidity more than obvious . makes less sense than the Bruckheimeresque American action flicks it emulates makes less sense than the Bruckheimeresque American action flicks it emulates . makes little attempt makes little attempt to give voice to the other side makes me feel weird \ \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \ \/ Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ And movies starring pop queens makes me feel weird \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \/ Like puppies with broken legs \/ And butterflies that die \/ And movies starring pop queens makes me miss Hitchcock , but also makes me say the obvious : Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here makes me say the obvious : Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here . makes me wonder if Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work makes most American love stories look downright unfree makes no difference in the least makes no major mistakes makes no sense makes one of the great minds of our times interesting and accessible makes our girl the hapless facilitator of an extended cheap makes piecing the story together frustrating difficult makes previous vehicles look smart and sassy makes s & m seem very romantic makes s & m seem very romantic , and maggie gyllenhaal is a delight makes s & m seem very romantic , and maggie gyllenhaal is a delight . makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks makes sense , with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks . makes serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer boring makes social commentary more palatable . makes sorry use of Aaliyah in her one and only starring role makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should , makes sure The Salton Sea works the way a good noir should , keeping it tight and nasty makes the audience hostage makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare makes the clothes makes the experience worthwhile makes the film's occasional overindulgence forgivable makes the film's occasional overindulgence forgivable . makes the film a fuller experience makes the film a fuller experience , makes the film a fuller experience , like an old friend haunted by the exigencies of time makes the film a fuller experience , like an old friend haunted by the exigencies of time . makes the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy makes the film special makes the formula fresh again makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed makes the grade as tawdry trash makes the grade as tawdry trash . makes the heart soar makes the heart soar . Yes , soar makes the journey feel like a party makes the kind of points Egoyan wanted to make makes the material seem genuine rather than pandering makes the material seem genuine rather than pandering . makes the mix-and - match metaphors intriguing , while lulling us into torpor with his cultivated allergy makes the mix-and - match metaphors intriguing , while lulling us into torpor with his cultivated allergy to action makes the move from pleasing makes the movie a spirited and touching occasion makes the movie a spirited and touching occasion , makes the movie fresh makes the movie special makes the movie work -- to an admittedly limited extent -- is the commitment of two genuinely engaging performers makes the movie work -- to an admittedly limited extent -- is the commitment of two genuinely engaging performers . makes the old story seem new makes the picture work makes the picture work . makes the preposterous lying hero into something more than he reasonably should be . makes the princess seem smug and cartoonish makes the right choices at every turn makes the silly , over-the-top coda especially disappointing makes the silly original cartoon seem smart and well-crafted in comparison makes the silly original cartoon seem smart and well-crafted in comparison . makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality makes the women look more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead of serious athletes makes their project so interesting makes these lives count makes these lives count . makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun makes this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun makes this a high water mark for this genre makes this a high water mark for this genre . makes this film special makes this man so watchable is a tribute not only to his craft , but to his legend makes this man so watchable is a tribute not only to his craft , but to his legend . makes this movie worth seeing makes this movie worth seeing . makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking makes two hours feel like four makes two hours feel like four . makes up for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . makes up for in compassion makes up for in compassion , makes up for in compassion , as Corcuera manages to find the seeds of hope in the form of collective action . makes up for in drama , suspense , revenge , and romance makes up for in heart makes up for in heart . makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned makes up for in intelligence and B-grade stylishness makes up for in intelligence and B-grade stylishness . makes up for it with a pleasing verisimilitude makes up for it with a pleasing verisimilitude . makes up for its mawkish posing by offering rousing spates of genuine feeling makes up for its mawkish posing by offering rousing spates of genuine feeling . makes up for with a great , fiery passion makes up for with a great , fiery passion . makes up for with its heart makes up for with its heart . makes us believe she is Kahlo makes us happy makes us laugh makes us see familiar issues , like racism and homophobia , in a fresh way makes us see familiar issues , like racism and homophobia , in a fresh way . makes us think twice about immigrants we see around us every day . makes us watch as his character awakens to the notion that to be human is eventually to have to choose makes valid points makes valid points about the depersonalization of modern life makes valid points about the depersonalization of modern life . makes worth taking makes you ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important makes you believe the cast and crew thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film makes you believe the cast and crew thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film . makes you care about music you may not have heard before makes you crave Chris Smith's next movie makes you crave Chris Smith's next movie . makes you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do makes you feel genuinely good makes you feel like a chump makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only makes you itch makes you nervous makes you realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty makes you realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty . makes you want to like it makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects makes your spine tingle makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement makes your teeth hurt making '' Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years making Ararat far more demanding than it needs to be making Dog Day Afternoon with a cause making Kahlo's art a living making Kahlo's art a living , making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often catapulting the artist into her own work making `` Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years making a Farrelly Brothers-style , down-and-dirty laugher for the female making a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch making a statement making a statement about the inability of dreams and aspirations to carry forward into the next generation making a vanity project with nothing new making his other movies making his wife look so bad in a major movie making it awfully hard to buy the impetus for the complicated love triangle that develops between the three central characters making it one of the best war movies ever made making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases making it par for the course for Disney sequels making it relatively effortless to read and follow the action at the same time making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery making me groggy making moving pictures today making no sense making no sense at all making piffle for a long while making reference to other films and trying to be other films making snappy comebacks making the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing making the right choice making the right choice in the face of tempting alternatives making this character understandable , making this character understandable , in getting under her skin , in exploring motivation ... making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers making this queen a thoroughly modern maiden making up for any flaws that come later maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral . malaise malarkey male hip hop fantasy male hooker mall movie malnourished malnourished intellectuals malnutrition manage to be funny manage to be spectacularly outrageous manage to be spectacularly outrageous . manage to break past the artifice manage to get you under its spell manage to hit all of its marks manage to keep things interesting manage to keep things interesting . manage to squeeze a few laughs out of the material managed elements such as sound and cinematography managed elements such as sound and cinematography with skill managed to convey a tiny sense of hope managed to create an underplayed melodrama about family dynamics and dysfunction that harks back to the spare , unchecked heartache of Yasujiro Ozu managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan managed to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring managed to make its way past my crappola radar and find a small place in my heart managed to pack it with enough action to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood manages , with terrific flair manages , with terrific flair , manages , with terrific flair , to keep the extremes of screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum manages , with terrific flair , to keep the extremes of screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum . manages a neat trick manages a neat trick , bundling the flowers of perversity , comedy and romance into a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie manages a neat trick , bundling the flowers of perversity , comedy and romance into a strangely tempting bouquet of a movie . manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema manages for but a few seconds manages for but a few seconds over its seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference manages for but a few seconds over its seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference . manages just to be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance manages just to be depressing , as the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance . manages never to grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience manages never to grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience . manages not only manages not only to find a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation manages sweetness manages sweetness largely without stickiness manages sweetness largely without stickiness . manages the dubious feat of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy manages the dubious feat of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy . manages the rare trick of seeming at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar manages the rare trick of seeming at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar . manages to avoid many of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill manages to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time manages to be decent instead of dead brilliant manages to be even worse than its title manages to be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless manages to be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless . manages to be pleasant in spite of its predictability manages to be tender and darkly comic manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental manages to bleed it almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun manages to bleed it almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun . manages to breathe life into this somewhat tired premise . manages to bring something new into the mix manages to capture a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy in the situation with his cast of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach manages to capture a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy in the situation with his cast of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach . manages to convey more substance despite its repetitions and inconsistencies than do most films than manages to convince almost everyone that it was put on the screen , just for them manages to convince almost everyone that it was put on the screen , just for them . manages to delight without much of a story manages to delight without much of a story . manages to deliver manages to deliver a fair bit of vampire fun . manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer manages to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases manages to do virtually everything wrong manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy manages to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy . manages to entertain on a guilty-pleasure , so-bad-it's - funny level manages to escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks manages to escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks . manages to fall closer in quality to Silence than to the abysmal Hannibal manages to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography manages to find new avenues of discourse on old problems manages to find that real natural , even-flowing tone that few movies are able to accomplish manages to find that real natural , even-flowing tone that few movies are able to accomplish . manages to find the seeds of hope in the form of collective action manages to generate the belly laughs of lowbrow comedy without sacrificing its high-minded appeal manages to generate the belly laughs of lowbrow comedy without sacrificing its high-minded appeal . manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life manages to incorporate both the horror manages to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor manages to instruct without reeking of research library dust manages to instruct without reeking of research library dust . manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience manages to invest real humor manages to keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity manages to keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity . manages to maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in manages to maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in . manages to nail the spirit-crushing ennui of denuded urban living without giving in to it manages to nail the spirit-crushing ennui of denuded urban living without giving in to it . manages to outshine the role manages to outshine the role and manages to outshine the role and successfully plays the foil to Willis's world-weary colonel manages to outshine the role and successfully plays the foil to Willis's world-weary colonel . manages to put some lovely pictures up on the big screen manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics manages to squeeze by on Angelina Jolie's surprising flair for self-deprecating comedy . manages to string together enough charming moments to work manages to string together enough charming moments to work . manages to sustain a good simmer for most of its running time manages to take us to that elusive , lovely place where we suspend our disbelief managing to connect her wish-fulfilling characters to the human race managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of road trip mandates that you avoid the Godzilla mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda mangle next time manic manic and energetic manic whimsy manically generous manipulate its audience manipulating our collective fear manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves manipulation , manipulation , an exploitation piece doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents manipulation or corny conventions manipulative and manipulative and as bland manipulative and as bland as Wonder Bread dipped in milk manipulative and as bland as Wonder Bread dipped in milk , but it also does the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us : It preaches . manipulative and contrived manipulative feminist empowerment tale thinly manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes manipulative whitewash manner and flamboyant style mannered mannerisms and self-indulgence manual manufactured to claim street credibility manufactured to me and artificial many '' serious issues many a Hollywood romance many a Hollywood romance . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel many a moon about the passions that sometimes fuel our best achievements and other times many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching a walk to remember many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching a walk to remember . many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching a walk to remember . so many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching a walk to remember . so could young romantics out on a date many a parent and their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching a walk to remember . so could young romantics out on a date . many artists many before his many bona fide groaners many bona fide groaners among too few laughs many can aspire but none can equal many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations . many charming moments many clichés many coming from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout many conclusive answers in the film many definitions of ` time waster ' many different ideas from happiness many documentaries like this presuppose religious bigotry or zealous nuttiness of its antagonists many excesses many false scares many fans many fine many flaws many genuine cackles many good ideas many good ideas as bad is the cold comfort that Chin's film serves up with style and empathy many have made it out to be many improbabilities many inconsistencies many infuriating flaws many inimitable scenes many laughs many laughs in this interesting study of the cultural mores of Georgian Jews in Tel Aviv many misses as hits many moviegoers many of benjamins ' elements feel like they've been patched in from an episode of miami vice many of benjamins ' elements feel like they've been patched in from an episode of miami vice . many of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill many of the things that made the first one charming many of these gross many of these guys are less than adorable many of us , that's good enough many of us have not yet recovered many pleasures many pointless many repetitive many silly costumes many subplots many such biographical melodramas many talented people many tense scenes in Trapped many ways the perfect festival film many ways the perfect festival film : many ways the perfect festival film : a calm , self-assured portrait of small town regret , love , duty and friendship that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience map thematically and stylistically , and map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier while failing to find a spark of its own mar an otherwise excellent film . A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 mar an otherwise excellent film . A powerful performance from Mel Gibson and a brutal 90-minute battle sequence that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 . marginal marginal characters marginal intelligence marginalization mark Ms . Bullock's best work in some time mark Ms. Bullock's best work mark Ms. Bullock's best work in some time mark it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance mark it takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance . marked an emerging Indian American cinema marked by acute writing and a host of splendid performances marked by acute writing and a host of splendid performances . markedly inactive marketable product marking the slow , lingering death of imagination marks a cinematic milestone marks a cinematic milestone . marks a modest if encouraging return marks a modest if encouraging return to form marks a return to form for director Peter Bogdanovich marks an encouraging new direction for La Salle marks an encouraging new direction for La Salle . marks for political courage marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today marks him as one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today . marks the outstanding feature debut of writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy marks the outstanding feature debut of writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy . marks the spot . marks to take on any life of its own marred marred beyond redemption marred beyond redemption by a disastrous ending marred by a willful single-mindedness . marred only by an inexplicable , utterly distracting blunder at the very end married women marry science fiction with film noir and action flicks mars an otherwise delightful comedy of errors mars the Touched marshaled in the service of such a minute idea martial arts martial arts adventure martial arts and gunplay with too little excitement and zero compelling storyline martial arts and gunplay with too little excitement and zero compelling storyline . marveilleux marvel marvel again marvel at the sometimes murky , always brooding look of I marveled marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . marveling marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain marvellous marvelous marvelous , marvelous , merry and , yes , melancholy marvelous , merry and , yes , melancholy film marvelous , merry and , yes , melancholy film . marvelous Verdu marvelous documentary touches marvelous documentary touches -- ever so gracefully -- marvelous documentary touches -- ever so gracefully -- on the entire history of the Yiddish theater , both in America and Israel marvelous documentary touches -- ever so gracefully -- on the entire history of the Yiddish theater , both in America and Israel . marvelous film marvelous first marvelous first 101 marvelous first 101 minutes marvelous performance marvelous performances marvelous series marvelous series into a deadly bore marvelously marvelously compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight marvelously twisted shapes history marvels marvels . mas não convence . É um passatempo descompromissado masala mess masochism masochism ? masochistic masochistic moviegoers masquerade ball where normally good actors , even Kingsley , are made to look bad masquerade ball where normally good actors , even Kingsley , are made to look bad . mass drug-induced bowel mass drug-induced bowel evacuations , and none-too-funny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits . mass-market entertainment massive cardiac arrest master's master class master class . master craftsmen master filmmaker masterful masterful . masterful . This makes Minority Report necessary viewing for sci-fi fans masterful British actor Ian Holm masterful film masterful performances masterful piece masterful work masterfully masterfully calibrated masterfully calibrated psychological thriller masterfully controlled masterfully controlled . masterly masterpeice masterpiece masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' masterpiece . masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted masterpieces masters of both masturbation jokes match his ambition match mortarboards with Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting than by its own story match that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer match the muddled narrative match the ordeal of sitting through it match their own creations for pure venality -- that's giving it the old college try matched by Schweig , who carries the film on his broad , handsome shoulders matched only by the ridiculousness of its premise matched the spirit of a man and his work matches about it . matches the page-turning frenzy matches the page-turning frenzy that Clancy creates . material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence material realm material this rich material this rich it doesn't need it materials is as much fun as it must have been for them to make it matinee price matter , but one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible matter how many times he demonstrates that he's a disloyal satyr matter how much he runs around and acts like a doofus matters because both are just actory concoctions , defined by childlike dimness and a handful of quirks . matters less than the characters , although the filmmakers supply enough complications , close calls and double-crosses to satisfy us mature mature and mature and frank fashion matured quite a bit matured quite a bit with Spider-Man , matured quite a bit with Spider-Man , even though it's one of the most plain white toast comic book films maturity maturity displayed by this 33-year-old first-time feature director maudlin , sentimental mysticism that mars the Touched by an Angel school of non-God spiritual-uplift movies maudlin and cliche-ridden maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine maudlin ending maudlin focus maudlin or maverick mawkish mawkish , implausible platonic romance mawkish dialogue mawkish self-parody maximum comfort and familiarity may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` may , I can't think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you may , Lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning may , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , may , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick may ... work as a jaunt down memory lane for teens and young adults who grew up on televised Scooby-Doo shows or reruns . may also be the best sex comedy about environmental pollution ever made may also be the best sex comedy about environmental pollution ever made . may also be the first narrative film to be truly informed by the wireless may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks may as well be called `` Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie may as well be called `` Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . may as well be called `` Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' may ask , why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? may be Burns's strongest film since The Brothers McMullen may be Burns's strongest film since The Brothers McMullen . may be a bit disjointed may be a flawed film may be a good half-hour too long may be a good half-hour too long but comes replete with a flattering sense of mystery and quietness may be a mess in a lot of ways may be a mess in a lot of ways . may be a mess in a lot of ways . But it does have one saving grace . 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homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry , dry , dry may look classy in a '60s - homage pokepie hat , but as a character he's dry , dry , dry . may look cool may lull you to sleep may make you hate yourself for giving in . may marginally enjoy the film may mistake Love Liza for an Adam Sandler Chanukah song may mistake Love Liza for an Adam Sandler Chanukah song . may never again may never again be able to look at a red felt Sharpie pen without disgust , a thrill , or the giggles . may never think of band camp as a geeky or nerdy thing again may never think of band camp as a geeky or nerdy thing again . may not may not , strictly speaking , qualify as revolutionary may not , strictly speaking , qualify as revolutionary . may not add up to the sum of its parts may not always work may not be a great piece of filmmaking may not be a straightforward bio may not be an important movie , or even a good one may not be as cutting , as witty or as true as back in the glory days of Weekend and Two or Three Things I Know About Her , but who else engaged in filmmaking today is so cognizant of the cultural and moral issues involved in the process ? may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart may not be exactly divine may not be particularly innovative may not be pleased may not be the most memorable cinema session but its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence and the absence of spiritual guidance should at least invade an abundance of mindsets may not have a novel thought in his head may not have generated many may not have generated many sparks may not have the dramatic gut-wrenching impact of other Holocaust films may not have the highest production values you've ever seen may not hold a lot of water as a submarine epic may not look as fully ` rendered ' as Pixar's industry standard may not mark Mr . Twohy's emergence into the mainstream may not mark Mr. Twohy's emergence into the mainstream may not rival the filmmaker's period pieces may not satisfy every moviegoer's appetite may not touch the planet's skin , but understands the workings of its spirit may not touch the planet's skin , but understands the workings of its spirit . may pander to our basest desires for payback may pick up new admirers may please those who love movies that blare with pop songs may prove to be ( Tsai's ) masterpiece may prove to be ( Tsai's ) masterpiece . may prove too convoluted for fun-seeking summer audiences may put off insiders and outsiders alike . may rate as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season may rate as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season . may really need the company of others may require so much relationship maintenance that celibacy can start looking good may rethink their attitudes when they see the joy the characters take in this creed may scream low budget may seem disappointing in its generalities may seem long at 110 minutes if you're not a fan , because it includes segments of 12 songs at a reunion concert may seem long at 110 minutes if you're not a fan , because it includes segments of 12 songs at a reunion concert . may shape Hawke's artistic aspirations may sound like it was co-written by Mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry may sound like it was co-written by Mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry . may strain adult credibility may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte may surprise you may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film may well may well be the most comprehensive of these films and also strike closest to the truth may well be the most comprehensive of these films and also strike closest to the truth . may well be the only one laughing at his own joke may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy . may well put the nail in the coffin of any future Rice adaptations may wonder why it's necessary may work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence may work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . may work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . 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'' maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies maybe even a notch above the previous runner-up , Nicholas Meyer's Star Trek VI maybe even its inventiveness maybe it'll be on video by then maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another maybe the original inspiration has run its course maybe too much maybe twice maybe twice ) mayhem and stupidity me me a lot of Memento me as unusually and unimpressively fussy me cold and wet like I was out in the Seattle drizzle without rainwear me feel unclean me feel uneasy , even queasy , because ( Solondz's ) cool compassion me feel weird \ \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \ \/ Like puppies with broken legs \ \/ And butterflies that die \ \/ And movies starring pop queens me feel weird \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \/ Like puppies with broken legs \/ And butterflies that die \/ And movies starring pop queens me feeling refreshed and hopeful me from enjoying much of it me grinning me how much pleasure I had watching McGrath's version me pray for an even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped creation me realize that we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire me say the obvious : Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here me to care about what happened in 1915 Armenia ? No . And that is where Ararat went astray me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes me want to get made-up and go see this movie with my sisters me want to pack raw dough in my ears me want to scream me want to wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen me wonder if Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work meager meager weight meal mean mean giggles and mean it's good enough for our girls mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life mean streak mean that as a compliment mean that it's interesting to anyone else mean things mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . 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Jane meant to enhance the self-image of drooling idiots meant to enhance the self-image of drooling idiots . meant to make you think about existential suffering . Instead meant well in its horse tale about freedom , meant well in its horse tale about freedom , but wasn't able to reach the heart because it was too overbearing meant well in its horse tale about freedom , but wasn't able to reach the heart because it was too overbearing . meanwhile , reads more like Driving Miss Daisy than GoodFellas measured or polished meat-and-potatoes meaty meaty plot meaty subject mechanical and joyless mechanical and joyless . mechanical you can smell the grease on the plot mechanism meddling media manipulation media-soaked medicine mediocre mediocre TV-movie mediocre acting mediocre cresting mediocre end mediocre exercise mediocre horror film mediocre movie mediocre one mediocre screenplay mediocre special effects mediocre trifle mediocrity mediocrity . meditation ) meditative meditative , clinical and poetic meditative , clinical and poetic , The Piano Teacher is a daring work of genius . meditative and meditative and lyrical medium-grade network sitcom meekly goes where nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before meet at a rustic retreat and pee against a tree . Can you bear the laughter ? meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober , filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat meets Goodfellas in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs meets Goodfellas in this easily skippable hayseeds-vs . meets his future wife meets so many of the challenges it poses for itself that one can forgive the film its flaws meets so many of the challenges it poses for itself that one can forgive the film its flaws . meets those standards meets-John meets-new mesh meets-new mesh is incarnated in the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater meets-new mesh is incarnated in the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater . melancholic melancholy melodic melodrama ( gored bullfighters , comatose ballerinas ) with subtly kinky bedside vigils and sensational denouements melodrama . But it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast melodrama and melodrama and rough-hewn vanity project melodrama and tiresome love triangles melodrama in this Magnolia Primavera melodramatic , Lifetime Channel-style anthology melodramatic and melodramatic and predictable melodramatic bodice-ripper melodramatic denouement melodramatic mountain melodramatic movie melodramatic paranormal romance melodramatic paranormal romance is an all-time low for Kevin Costner . member members of the cultural elite memorable memorable and memorable and resourceful memorable and resourceful performances memorable character creations memorable cinematic experience memorable directorial debut memorable ensemble piece memorable experience memorable film memorable first interrogation memorable for some great one-liners memorable images ... memorable performance memorable performances memorable performances from top memorable stunts memorable women 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King , yet merely serves up a predictable , maudlin story that swipes heavily from Bambi and The Lion King , yet lacks the emotional resonance of either of those movies merely serves up a predictable , maudlin story that swipes heavily from Bambi and The Lion King , yet lacks the emotional resonance of either of those movies . merely unwatchable merely unwatchable , merely unwatchable , but merely unwatchable , but also unlistenable merely very bad merely way-cool by a basic , credible compassion mergers and downsizing merges bits and pieces from fighting games , wire fu , horror movies , mystery , James Bond , wrestling , sci-fi and anime into one big bloody stew merges his collaborators ' symbolic images with his words , insinuating , for example , that in Hollywood , only God speaks to the press merit it merit its 103-minute length merits merrily merry merry and merry and , yes , merry and , yes , melancholy film merry and , yes , melancholy film . meshes in this elegant 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Spears might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears might imagine that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned might imagine that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned . might inadvertently evoke memories and emotions which are anything but might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience might inspire a trip to the video store -- in search of a better movie experience . might just be better suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies might just be the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John might just be the movie you're looking for might just be the movie you're looking for . might keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character might like and more experimental in its storytelling might look like Vulgar . might love this film might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious might more accurately be titled Mr. Chips off the Old Block might not be as palatable as intended might not be as palatable as intended . might not be the best way to cut your teeth in the film industry might not buy the ideas . might not give a second look if we passed them on the street might not have been such a bad day after all might not have gotten him into film school in the first place might not have noticed might not look so appealing on third or fourth viewing down the road might not seem like the proper cup of tea might not want to hang out with Samantha might resent it sometimes might say Tykwer has done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled might say Tykwer has done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled . might sit through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill might sit through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill . might soon be looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is might soon be looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is . might survive a screening with little harm done , except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine might survive a screening with little harm done , except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine . might to resist might to resist , if you've got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson might try paying less attention to the miniseries and more attention to the film it is about might try paying less attention to the miniseries and more attention to the film it is about . might turn on many people to opera , in general might want to check it out might want to consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps might want to consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps . might want to hang onto that ski mask , as robbery may be the only way to pay for his next project might want to hang onto that ski mask , as robbery may be the only way to pay for his next project . might want to leave your date behind for this one might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead . might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead might want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead . might want to think twice before booking passage might well be the worst special-effects creation of the year mighty mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes mighty tedious for the viewer who has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes migraine-inducing migraine-inducing , migraine-inducing , despite Moore's attempts migraine-inducing , despite Moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding mild culture clashing in today's New Delhi mild disturbance or detached pleasure mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting mild hallucinogenic buzz mild headache mild-mannered , been-there material mildly alarmed mildly amusing mildly amusing lines mildly amusing performances mildly charming mildly engaging central romance mildly enjoyable mildly enjoyable if mildly entertaining mildly entertaining , mildly entertaining , especially if you find comfort in familiarity . mildly funny , sometimes tedious , ultimately insignificant mildly interesting mildly pleasant mildly pleasant outing mildly unimpressive mildly unimpressive to despairingly awful milieu as milked milking a played-out idea -- a straight guy has to dress up in drag -- that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title milks drama when she should be building suspense millions of eager fans milquetoast mimicry mimics everyone and everything minac mind , while watching Eric Rohmer's tribute mind , while watching Eric Rohmer's tribute to a courageous Scottish lady mind : So why is this so boring ? mind and spirit mind crappy movies mind crappy movies as much mind crappy movies as much as adults mind crappy movies as much as adults , mind having my heartstrings pulled , but don't treat me like a fool mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway mind ugly mind when considering the world's best cuisine mind whether you buy the stuff about Barris being a CIA hit man . mind-bender . mind-bending mind-blowing mind-destroying mind-destroying cinematic pollution mind-numbing mind-numbing indifference mind-numbingly mind-numbingly , indescribably bad mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie mind-numbingly awful mind-numbingly awful that you hope Britney won't do it one more time , as far as mind-numbingly awful that you hope Britney won't do it one more time , as far as movies mind-numbingly awful that you hope Britney won't do it one more time , as far as movies are concerned . mind-numbingly bad mind-numbingly bad . mind-numbingly lengthy riff mind-numbingly stilted minded patience , respect and affection mindless mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious mindless XXX mold mindless action mindless action flick mindless action movie mindless junk mindless junk like this that makes you appreciate original romantic comedies like Punch-Drunk Love mindless pace mindless pace in collision mindless without being the peak of all things insipid mindsets mined his personal horrors and mined his personal horrors and came up with a treasure chest of material minimal appreciation minimally satisfying miniscule miniscule little miniscule little bleep minor classic minor film minor flaws minor miracle minor tinkering minor work minor-league minor-league soccer remake minority report minority report delivers all that and a whole lot more minty fresh minus the twisted humor and eye-popping visuals minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) minute idea minutely detailed wonders minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy miracle miracle of miracles , the movie miracles miracles , miraculous miraculous as its DreamWorks makers miraculous movie miraculously able to entertain anyway miraculously unsentimental comedy-drama mired in a shabby script mired in a shabby script that piles layer upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work mired in convoluted melodrama mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking mired in stasis mired in tear-drenched quicksand mirth mirth that should charm all but the most cynical mirthless mirthless Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film mirthless todd solondzian mirthless todd solondzian satire and mirthless todd solondzian satire and callow student film misanthropic misanthropic comedies misanthropic stuff misanthropic tale misanthropy miscalculates badly miscalculates badly by forcing the star to play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life miscalculates badly by forcing the star to play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life . miscalculation miscast leading lady miscast leads miscast leads , miscast leads , banal dialogue miscast leads , banal dialogue and miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax miscasts miscasts nearly every leading character miscasts nearly every leading character . miscellaneous bohos miscellaneous bohos who expound upon the subject's mysterious personality without ever explaining him mischief misconceived misconceived enterprise misconceived enterprise that only a sophisticated cinephile could have perpetrated misconceived enterprise that only a sophisticated cinephile could have perpetrated . misconceived final misconceived final 5 misconstrued misconstrued as weakness misdemeanor misdirected miserable miserable Scandinavian miserable Scandinavian settlers miserable and miserable and smug miserable and smug . miserable and smug . This is one of the biggest disappointments of the year miserable and smug . This is one of the biggest disappointments of the year . miserable excuse miserable throughout as he swaggers through his scenes miserably misery misfire misfire that even Tunney can't save misfire that even Tunney can't save . misfires misfires at every level misfiring misfit artist misguided misguided , and misguided , and ill-informed , misguided , and ill-informed , if misguided , and ill-informed , if nonetheless compulsively watchable misguided acts of affection misguided comedy misguided project mishandle the story's promising premise of a physician who needs to heal himself mishandle the story's promising premise of a physician who needs to heal himself . mishandled mishandled here mishmash mishmash . mishmash that careens from dark satire to cartoonish slapstick misleading mismatched mismatched buddies misogynist misogynist evil misogynistic misogynistic boy misogynistic piece misogyny misogyny and unprovoked misogyny and unprovoked violence misperception miss miss About A Boy miss Wilde's still-contemporary play miss as far as the comedy goes miss heist -- only to have it all go wrong miss in the way of story miss it miss it altogether miss it altogether , in part because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin miss its messages miss the quirky amazement that used to come along for an integral part of the ride . miss you . missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary missed opportunities . missed opportunity missed opportunity and trifle missed opportunity and trifle than dark , decadent truffle missed opportunity and trifle than dark , decadent truffle . missed the boat missed the boat . missed the point misses misses a major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche misses a major opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche . misses its emotions misses the brilliance of Jelinek's novel misses the brilliance of Jelinek's novel by some way misses the brilliance of Jelinek's novel by some way . misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version misses the mark misses too many opportunities missing a beat missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play missing from it missing from it all is a moral . What is the filmmakers ' point ? missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout missing from this material missing from this story missing here missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay and missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay and liking to read mistake . mistake Love Liza for an Adam Sandler Chanukah song mistake it for a sketchy work-in-progress that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time mistake it for an endorsement of the very things that Bean abhors mistaken-identity mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot mistakes mistaking mistaking the fact that this hybrid misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself misty-eyed Southern nostalgia piece misunderstanding of Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress misuse mix-and - match metaphors intriguing mixed messages , mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis mixed results mixed up mixed up together like a term paper mixed up together like a term paper from a kid who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another mixed-up mixed-up films mixed-up relationship mixes comedy with a serious exploration of ego and jealousy within a seemingly serene marriage mixes comedy with a serious exploration of ego and jealousy within a seemingly serene marriage . mixes in as much humor as pathos mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn . mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn . ' mixes with lack of give-a-damn mixing action and idiosyncratic humor in his charming 2000 debut Shanghai Noon mixing with reality and actors playing more than one role just to add to the confusion moaning about their cruel fate mob mock the kind of folks they don't understand , ones they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either . mock-Tarantino scuzbag types model modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up moderately amusing moderately successful moderately successful but modern Beijing culture modern Japan modern action\/comedy buddy movie whose only nod to nostalgia is in the title modern art modern day family parable modern masculine journey modern master modern moviemaking modern stories modern-day comedies modern-day royals modernize it with encomia modernize it with encomia to diversity and tolerance modernized modernized for the extreme sports generation modernizes A.E.W. Mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks `` The Four Feathers '' bare modernizes A.E.W. Mason's story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks `` The Four Feathers '' bare . modest modest , crowd-pleasing goals modest , snoozy charm modest , straight-ahead standards modest amusements modest chuckles modest laughs modest masterpiece . modestly modestly comic , modestly action-oriented World War II adventure modestly made modestly surprising modestly surprising movie modulated psychological thriller modulated psychological thriller . modus moldering moldering pile moldy moldy and moldy and obvious moldy and trite moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it molestation molto superficiale moment moment gems momentary joys momento inspirado moments and an intelligent subtlety moments in this account of the life of artist Frida Kahlo that are among cinema's finest this year moments it can be heart-rending in an honest and unaffected ( and gentle ) way moments it captures the erotics of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree moments of breathtaking mystery moments of genuine insight into the urban heart moments of hilarity moments of hilarity to be had moments of inspired humour moments of jaw-droppingly odd behavior moments of promise moments of real pleasure moments of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction moments of the movie caused me to jump in my chair ... moments out of an Alice moments to keep it entertaining momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low money-grubbing money-oriented mongrel monkeyfun monotone monotone narration monotonous monotonous whine monotony monster truck-loving good ol' boys and peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids monster-in-the monster\/science fiction flicks monstrous monstrously montage to break the audience's awkward silence month monument to bad in all its florid variety monumental monumental ` picture shows monumental achievement monumental as Disney's 1937 breakthrough moodiness moody , oozing , chilling and heart-warming moody male hustler moody slice of Southern Gothic moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding mope mope around trying to strike lightning mopes mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place mopping up moral ascension moral codes and ideals moral emptiness moral favorite moral schizophrenia morality , family morality , family , and social expectation morality and the choices we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images morality tale morality tale whose thought-provoking potential is hampered by a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense morality tale whose thought-provoking potential is hampered by a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense . moralizing morally morally alert morally ambiguous and nothing to shout about morally ambiguous and nothing to shout about . morally bankrupt morally bankrupt characters morbid morbid one more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift more . It doesn't reach them , more X more a cinematic collage more abhorrent more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo more accessible more accomplished more accurate than anything more accurate to say that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way more accurately , it's moving more adventurous more alive than its characters more ambitious more ambivalent set more and more abhorrent more and more frustrated and detached as Vincent became more and more abhorrent more and more frustrating more annoying more annoying , more annoying , though more annoying , though less angry more appealing more appealing holiday-season product more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts more appropriate more as a sketch for a full-length comedy more attuned to the anarchist maxim that ` the urge to destroy is also a creative urge ' more attuned to the anarchist maxim that ` the urge to destroy is also a creative urge ' , or more willing to see with their own eyes , will find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology to be liberating . more baffling more balanced or fair portrayal more beautiful than either of those films more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out more biologically detailed than an autopsy , the movie more bizarre more bizarre than more bizarre than actually amusing more bluster more boring more boring or more boring or embarrassing more by a desire to match mortarboards with Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting than by its own story more by intellect than heart more by intellect than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens more celluloid more cerebral , more cerebral , and more cerebral , and likable more cerebral , and likable , more cerebral , and likable , plot elements more challenging or depressing more chaotic than entertaining more charming than in About a Boy more chillingly effective more closely resembles this year's version of Tomcats more cohesive more collection of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story . more collection of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story . Or a profit . Or more collection of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story . Or a profit . Or some damn thing more colorful more colorful , more playful tone more comfortable more coming-of-age stories more compelling more compelling excuse to pair Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn more complete than Indecent Proposal more complex more complex and honest more confident more confused more confused , more confused , less interesting more confused , less interesting and more more confused , less interesting and more sloppily more contemporary more contemptuous of the single female population more curious more damning more daring and surprising more daring and surprising American movies more depressed more depressing than entertaining more depressing than liberating more determined to become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . But what about the countless other people who'd merely like to watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul more dimensional and complex than its sunny disposition more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods more disciplined grade-grubbers more disposable than Hanna-Barbera's half-hour cartoons more disturbing than originally intended more disturbing than originally intended -- more diverting and thought-provoking more down-home flavor more editing more effective on stage more effective on stage . It's not a motion picture more elves and snow and more emotional more emotional force more emotional force than any other recent film more emotionally assertive more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry more engaged and honest more engaged and honest treatment more engaging on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less more enjoyable more enjoyable than I expected more enjoyable than its predecessor more enjoyable than its predecessor . more enjoyable than the original more entertained getting hit by a bus more entertaining more entertaining , more entertaining , too more evil than ever more experimental more experimental in its storytelling more eye-catching more faithful more faithful 1950 live-action swashbuckling classic more fascinating more fascinating -- being real -- more fascinating -- being real -- than anything seen on Jerry Springer more fascinating acts more fascinating look more fascinating than the results more fascinating than the results . Last Dance , whatever its flaws , fulfills one facet of its mission in making me want to find out whether , in this case , that's true more flashes of insight more focused more forced than usual more frantic than involving , more chaotic than entertaining . more frustrating more frustrating than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds more fun than Conan the Barbarian more fun to make than it is to sit through more fun watching Spy than I had with most of the big summer movies more fun watching a documentary more gay more glamour more good-natured more goodies more gory than more gory than psychological -- with a highly satisfying quotient of Friday-night excitement and Milla more graceful more graceful way more grating more grating than engaging more grueling and more grueling and time-consuming more guilty of criminal activity more guts and energy more guts and energy than much of what will open this year more hackneyed more hackneyed elements more harmless more ho-hum than ho-ho-ho more holes more holes than Clyde Barrow's car more homosexual undertones than an Eddie Murphy film more if it had just gone that one step further more if it had just gone that one step further . more importantly , character empathy -- more importantly , it's just not scary more in common with a fireworks display than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline more incredible more inexplicable more inexplicable as the characterizations turn more crassly reductive more ingeniously constructed more intelligent more interested in entertaining itself more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us more interesting more interesting , more interesting , less symmetrical more interesting , less symmetrical , more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped more interesting -- more interesting -- and more interesting -- and , dare I say , more interesting -- and , dare I say , thematically complex -- bowel movements than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama more interesting in concept more interesting than the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run more irresistibly than in ` Baran more irritating more irritating cartoons more light more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story more like a serious read , filled with heavy doses of always enticing Sayles dialogue more like a travel-agency video more like a travel-agency video targeted at people who like to ride bikes more like disturbing hallucinations more like entertainment for trolls more like it more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead more like the pilot episode of a TV series more likely to drown a viewer in boredom than to send any shivers down his spine more likely to induce sleep than fright more likely to remember the haunting images than the plot holes more mature more meaningful more measured or polished production more memorable more mindless more mindless drivel more naturalistic than its australian counterpart more of : spirit , perception , conviction more of a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought more of a poetic than a strict reality , more of a poetic than a strict reality , creating an intriguing species of artifice more of a poetic than a strict reality , creating an intriguing species of artifice that gives The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air more of an impish divertissement of themes that interest Attal and Gainsbourg -- they live together -- the film has a lot of charm . more of an ordeal than an amusement more of the ` laughing at ' variety than the ` laughing with more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned more offended by his lack of faith in his audience more offended by his lack of faith in his audience than by anything on display more offensive more often sophomoric more often than not hits the bullseye more or less slogs its way through more or less slogs its way through soggy Paris , tongue uncomfortably in cheek . more original more outre aspects more overtly silly dialogue more painful more palatable more playful more playful tone more pleasurable more plot more polished more power more powerful more precious than perspicacious more predictable than their consequences more problematic aspects more propaganda more psychotic than romantic more quick-witted than any English Lit more racist portraits more re-creations of all those famous moments more recent successes more recent successes such more recyclable more recyclable than more recyclable than significant more relevant than 9 1\/2 Weeks more repetition than creativity more repetition than creativity throughout the movie more repulsive more revealing , more emotional more revealing , more emotional and more revealing , more emotional and more surprising more revealing , more emotional and more surprising -- more reverence more ridiculous more salacious telenovela than serious drama more satisfying more satisfying during a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action more satisfying than the teary-eyed original more scatological action in 8 Crazy Nights than a proctologist is apt to encounter in an entire career more self-absorbed women than the mother and more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . Nothing wrong with performances here more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . Nothing wrong with performances here , but more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . Nothing wrong with performances here , but the whiney characters bugged me more seriously more shapely than the two-hour version released here in 1990 more sheerly beautiful film more shots of children smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film more silly than scary more simply intrusive more simply intrusive to the story more slowly more smarts more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch more spirit and bite more spirit and bite than your average formulaic romantic quadrangle more straightforward more straightforward , dramatic treatment more streamlined more strongly more strongly to storytelling more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness more stunts more stunts , more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness more substance to fill the time or some judicious editing more successful more tacky and reprehensible more than a more than a bait-and-switch more than a chuckle more than a chuckle , more than a chuckle , and more than a chuckle , and more jokes land more than a few moments that are insightful enough to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing more than a little pretentious more than a modest , snoozy charm more than a movie more than a movie . more than a run-of-the-mill action more than a tepid more than a tepid exercise in more than a whiff more than a whiff of exploitation more than a widget cranked out on an assembly line to see if stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks more than a widget cranked out on an assembly line to see if stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks . more than a worthwhile effort more than ably more than adequately fills the eyes and more than adequately fills the eyes and stirs the emotions more than another '' Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film more than anything else slight ... Tadpole pulls back from the consequences of its own actions and revelations more than capable more than capable of rewarding them more than compensated for by its wryly subversive tone more than competent more than effectively more than enough more than enough charm to make it memorable more than enough sentimental catharsis more than enough sentimental catharsis for a satisfying evening at the multiplex more than exposes the roots of the skateboarding boom that would become '' the punk kids ' revolution more than exposes the roots of the skateboarding boom that would become '' the punk kids ' revolution . '' more than exposes the roots of the skateboarding boom that would become `` the punk kids ' revolution more than exposes the roots of the skateboarding boom that would become `` the punk kids ' revolution . '' more than fitfully entertaining more than four more than it does cathartic truth telling more than its fair share of saucy hilarity . more than jerking the audience's chain more than make up for its logical loopholes , which fly by so fast there's no time to think about them anyway more than make up for its logical loopholes , which fly by so fast there's no time to think about them anyway . more than makes up for in drama , suspense , revenge , and romance more than makes up for in drama , suspense , revenge , and romance . more than merely a Holocaust movie more than people more than petty theft of your time more than play an innocuous game of fill-in - the-blanks with a tragic past . more than recycled jock more than satisfactory more than satisfy your appetite more than she can handle more than sketches ... which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach more than sucking you in ... and making you sweat more than that , it's a work of enthralling drama more than that , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation more than that , it's an observant , unfussily poetic meditation about identity and alienation . more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch more thorough transitions more thoughtful comedies more thoughtful comedies with interesting conflicted characters more time appears to have gone into recruiting the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes and not much else . more timely in its despairing vision of corruption more tiresome more tissues more to be prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms more to be prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms . more to grownups more to the point , the issues are subtly presented more to the point , the issues are subtly presented , managing to walk a fine line with regard to the question of Joan's madness . more to think about after the final frame more traditional action genre more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller more truth than any ` reality ' show more unattractive or odorous more unmentionable subjects more valuable more watchable more ways more ways that one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable more worshipful more worshipful than your random E ! True Hollywood Story more worshipful than your random e ! true hollywood story more wrenching morning-glory morning-glory exuberant mornings . I still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned moron moronic moronic as some campus morose and humorless morphed into a movie -- a bad one morphs into a mundane '70s disaster flick morphs into a mundane '70s disaster flick . mortal awareness most American love stories most Bond outings in recent years , some of the stunts are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike most Bond outings in recent years , some of the stunts are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike . most Hollywood romantic comedies most Westerners are unfamiliar with . most accomplished most accomplished work most addicted to film most admirable quality most adults will be way ahead of the plot . most aggressive and most sincere most aggressive and most sincere attempt most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic romantic comedy most alive most amazing most amazing super-sized dosage most anime , whose most ardent fans outside Japan seem to be introverted young men with fantasy fetishes most annoying most anti-human most antsy youngsters most appealing most appealing movies most ardent most at women's expense most audacious , most audacious , outrageous most audacious , outrageous , most audacious , outrageous , sexually explicit , psychologically probing most awful acts most basic most battered women most beautiful , evocative most beautiful , evocative works most breathtakingly designed most breathtakingly designed films most breezy movie most breezy movie Steven Spielberg most brilliant most brilliant and brutal most brilliant and brutal UK crime film most brilliant work most certainly has a new career ahead of him most charmless most closely most colorful and controversial most colorful and controversial artists most compelling most compelling Wiseman epic most compelling performance most compelling variations most complex , generous and subversive artworks most comprehensive most convincing emotional gravity from a scene where Santa gives gifts to grownups most creative , energetic and original most creative mayhem most cynical curmudgeon most damning most damning censure most dangerous most daring most daring , most daring , and most daring , and complicated most daring , and complicated , performances most deceptively amusing most deceptively amusing comedies most deceptively amusing comedies of the year most delightful most delightful moments most demented most demented film most depressing most depressing movie-going experiences most depressing places most devastating most devastating flaw most disappointing most disappointing Woody Allen movie most edgy most edgy piece most effective most effective aspects most effective if used as a tool to rally anti-Catholic protestors most elusive most enchanting most enchanting film most enjoyable most enjoyable releases most entertaining most entertaining Bonds most entertaining moments most every aggrieved father cliché most exciting most exciting action films most excruciating most excruciating 86 minutes most excruciating 86 minutes one most fail miserably most fail miserably and most fail miserably and in the end , Pumpkin is far more offensive than it is funny most famous most famous author most fascinating stories most flamboyant female comics most forceful non-Shakespeare screen performance most frantic , virulent and foul-natured most frightening most fun most generic most genuinely sweet most genuinely sweet films most gloriously unsubtle and adrenalized extreme most good-hearted most good-hearted yet most good-hearted yet sensual most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment most hackneyed most hard-hearted cynics most haunting most heinous man most high-concept films candy-coat with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars most honest most honest films most hopelessly monotonous most hopelessly monotonous film most horrific most horrific movie most horrific movie experience most humane and important most humane and important Holocaust movies most humane and important Holocaust movies ever made . most ill-conceived most ill-conceived animated comedy most immediate and most obvious most immediate and most obvious pleasure most important most important and exhilarating most important and exhilarating forms most importantly most importantly , most impossibly dry most impossibly dry account most impressive most impressive player most improbable most improbable feat ? 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'' most virtuous most virtuous limits most visually stunning most visually stunning and most visually stunning and thematically moving most visually stunning and thematically moving epics most vital , if least widely recognized , most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads most vital work most watchable most watchable film most wondrous most wondrous love story most wondrously most wondrously gifted artists mostly admirable mostly believable mostly believable , mostly believable , refreshingly low-key mostly believable , refreshingly low-key and mostly believable , refreshingly low-key and quietly inspirational mostly believable , refreshingly low-key and quietly inspirational little sports mostly boring mostly boring affair mostly due to its superior cast mostly fool's mostly fool's gold mostly inarticulate mostly intelligent mostly intelligent , mostly intelligent , engrossing mostly intelligent , engrossing and mostly intelligent , engrossing and psychologically resonant mostly intelligent , engrossing and psychologically resonant suspenser mostly it's a work that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived . mostly leaves him shooting blanks mostly little-known performers in key roles mostly magnificent directorial career mostly plays it straight , turning Leys ' fable into a listless climb down the social ladder . mostly repetitive mostly routine mostly the humor is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty mostly tired mostly to the tongue-in-cheek attitude of the screenplay mostly told through on-camera interviews with several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday mostly undeterminable mostly wordless ethnographic extras mostly worth the trip mothball-y mothball-y stuff motherhood mothers mothers , motion captured on film . motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards motionless characters motivate motivated motivated by nothing motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover motivated by something more than franchise possibilities motivated more by a desire to match mortarboards with Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting than by its own story motivated more by a desire to match mortarboards with Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting than by its own story . moulds itself as an example to up-and-coming documentarians , of the overlooked pitfalls of such an endeavour moulds itself as an example to up-and-coming documentarians , of the overlooked pitfalls of such an endeavour . mount a cogent defense of the film as entertainment , or even performance art , although the movie does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain mounted , exasperatingly mounted , exasperatingly well-behaved film , which ticks off Kahlo's lifetime milestones with the dutiful precision of a tax accountant mounted , exasperatingly well-behaved film , which ticks off Kahlo's lifetime milestones with the dutiful precision of a tax accountant . mounts on bikes , skateboards , and motorcycles provide an intense experience when splashed across the immense IMAX screen . mournful mournfully mournfully brittle delivery mourning in favor of bogus spiritualism mourns mourns her tragedies in private moustache move anyone who ever shook , rattled , or rolled move away from his usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona move beyond the crime-land action genre move me to care about what happened in 1915 Armenia move me to care about what happened in 1915 Armenia ? No . And that is where Ararat went astray move so easily across racial and cultural lines in the film move with grace and panache moved moved and love it moved and love it , moved and love it , or moved by the emotional tumult of ( François and Michèle's ) relationship moved by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia moved by this drama moved to tears moved to tears by a couple of scenes moved to the edge of their seats moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act moves between heartbreak and rebellion moves beyond the original's nostalgia for the communal film experiences of yesteryear moves beyond the original's nostalgia for the communal film experiences of yesteryear to a deeper realization of cinema's inability to stand in for true , lived experience . moves fast enough moves fast enough to cover its clunky dialogue and lapses in logic moves quickly , adroitly , and without fuss ; it doesn't give you time to reflect on the inanity -- and the Cold War datedness -- of its premise movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well movie '' is a sweet treasure and something well worth your time movie , '' Minority Report '' astounds . movie -- go see it movie audiences both innocent and jaded movie brainless movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending movie dawdle movie directionless movie excess while remaining heartless movie fun movie it is movie lights movie love movie lovers as well as movie lovers as well as opera lovers movie moment gems movie nothing movie or an action-packed submarine spectacular movie phenomenon movie rapes movie screen movie special movie sputters movie star charisma movie starring charismatic tough guy Vinnie Jones movie that comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , gutsy and perfectly movie that falls victim to frazzled wackiness and frayed satire movie that hovers somewhere between an acute character study and a trite power struggle movie that hovers somewhere between an acute character study and a trite power struggle . movie that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery movie that refuses to develop an energy level movie that tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a Bolly-Holly masala mess movie that tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a Bolly-Holly masala mess . movie that will touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats movie that will touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats . movie version movie worthy movie-biz movie-of-the-week movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney movie-star intensity moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist moviegoers not already clad in basic black moviegoers of any age moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers moviegoing pleasures moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers moviemaking all the way moviemaking for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture movies , television and the theater movies -- both colorful pop junk and the classics that unequivocally qualify as art -- movies about angels movies about college that are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam movies like Ghost Ship will be used as analgesic balm for overstimulated minds . Right now movies of the year movies to come along in a long , long time movies to come along in a long , long time , easily rivaling Blair Witch or The Others movies to the list of things he does well movies with giant plot holes movies with the courage to go over the top and movies that don't care about being stupid moving moving , and adventurous moving , and adventurous directorial debut moving , effective moving , effective little film moving , if uneven , success moving , portraying both the turmoil of the time moving , portraying both the turmoil of the time and moving , uplifting and funny moving along moving along at a brisk , amusing pace moving and important moving and important film moving and invigorating moving and not infrequently breathtaking moving and not infrequently breathtaking film moving and revelatory moving and solidly entertaining moving and solidly entertaining comedy\/drama moving and stark moving and stark reminder moving and weighty moving and weighty depiction moving and wise moving as Monsoon Wedding moving documentary moving experience moving film moving film that respects its audience and its source material moving film that respects its audience and its source material . moving in many directions as it searches ( vainly , I think ) for something fresh to say moving moments and an intelligent subtlety moving performance moving portrait moving portrait of an American ( and an America ) always reaching for something just outside his grasp moving story moving tale moving tragedy moving well movingly movingly genuine ms . seigner and mr . serrault bring fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters ms . seigner and mr . serrault bring fresh , unforced naturalism to their characters . muccino's characters are less worthy much , much better much a home video , and so devoid of artifice and purpose that it appears not to have been edited at all . much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay much about the film , including some of its casting much about the film , including some of its casting , much about the film is loopy and ludicrous ... that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened . much about the ownership and redefinition of myth much accompanying sustenance much accompanying sustenance in the way of characterization , humor or plain old popcorn fun much ado much ado about something much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them much as I laughed throughout the movie much as distasteful much bad much baked cardboard much besides glib soullessness much besides glib soullessness , raunchy language much besides glib soullessness , raunchy language and much besides glib soullessness , raunchy language and a series of brutal set pieces much better much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . much better documentary much better mother-daughter tale much better than your typical Bond knock-offs much closer to Hornby's drop-dead confessional tone than the film version of High Fidelity did much colorful much colorful eye candy much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes , much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes , hoofing and crooning with the best of them much different from many a hollywood romance much dramatic impact much emotional impact much enjoyable to watch as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world much entertainment much entertainment value much existential much facile technique , such cute ideas , so little movie much falseness much fire in the script much first-rate much forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about a young man's battle with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present much fun much fun to watch much fun to watch . much funnier film much funnier than anything much further than we imagine much humor much imagination much improved much in the mold of feel-good movies much interest much interest in the elizabethans ( much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics much like a fragment of an underdone potato much like a young Robert DeNiro much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . much like the ethos of a stream of consciousness much livelier much lurking below its abstract surface much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , Hopkins looks like a drag queen much more emotional much more emotional journey much more eye-catching much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched Stephen Norrington-directed predecessor much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor much more like a cartoon in the end much more ordinary much more successful much more successful translation much more terrifying much more terrifying than what you do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances much more than much more thoughtfulness and insight than a melodramatic and much more thoughtfulness and insight than a melodramatic and wholly predictable thriller much more to this adaptation of the Nick Hornby novel than charm much more watchable much needed much of Jonah simply , and gratefully much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries much of a mixed bag , with enough negatives much of a plunge much of a splash much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards much of it is good for a laugh much of it is good for a laugh . The problem with '' XXX '' is that its own action isn't very effective much of the Japanese anime is set in a scenic forest where Pokemon graze in peace much of the action takes place much of the cast has charm -- especially Allodi and Nolden -- much of the film with a creepy and dead-on performance much of the writing is genuinely witty much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand much on Max when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the much panache much panache , but with material this rich it doesn't need it much power much self-centered much stranger than any fiction much stronger much sucks , but has a funny moment or two . much suspense much the same way much to absorb and even more to think about after the final frame much to do , too little time to do it in much to enjoy much to it much to laugh at much to our dismay much to recommend the film much to weigh any arguments one way or the other . He simply presents his point of view that Ayurveda works . much to weigh any arguments one way or the other . He simply presents his point of view that Ayurveda works . No question much tongue in cheek in the film much too big much too big for its britches much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- to do the subject matter justice much too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice much truth much worse than bland much worse than bland or much worse than bland or better than inconsequential much worth much-needed levity muck mucking up mucking up its storyline mucking up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep muckraking job muddled muddled , repetitive and ragged muddled and muddled and derivative muddled and derivative that few will bother thinking it all through muddled and offensive muddled and offensive cautionary tale muddled drama muddled narrative muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure muddy muddy and blurry muddy psychological muddy psychological thriller muddy sound mug shots mugging their way through Snow Dogs mugs mercilessly mull multi-character story multi-dimensional multi-dimensional love multi-dimensional love story multi-dimensional love story and multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , multi-dimensional love story and sci-fi mystery , Solaris multi-layered multi-layered and profoundly multi-layered and profoundly humanist ( not to mention gently political ) meditation multi-layers multifaceted multilayered multilayered and sympathetic multitude mumbles his way through the movie mumbles his way through the movie . mumbo jumbo mummified and thoroughly mundane mundane '70s mundane '70s disaster flick mundane soap opera mundane story murder murder and mayhem murder and mayhem of this sort quickly becomes monotonous murder and mayhem of this sort quickly becomes monotonous . murder by numbers , and as easy to be bored by as your ABC's , murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay murder-suicide murder-suicide fandango with great cinematic innovation murderer murderous murderous ambition murderous rage murderous rage in 2002 murk murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures murky murky cinematography muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch mush mushy mushy , existential exploration mushy as peas music , suspense and action music and laughter music and life music doc music fans music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun music video show-off Higuchinsky music videos music you may not have heard before musical back beat and supercharged cartoon warfare musical number musical numbers musical passion musicals back musicals back 40 years must be a serious contender for the title must be a serious contender for the title . must be admitted , not entirely humorless . Indeed must be given to the water-camera operating team of Don King , Sonny Miller , and Michael Stewart . must be low , very low , very very low , for the masquerade to work must be quirky or bleak must be said that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees must be said that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees . must be the end of the world must be turning in his grave , along with my stomach must for fans of British cinema , if only because so many titans of the industry are along for the ride must for fans of British cinema , if only because so many titans of the industry are along for the ride . must go to Grant , who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him must go to Grant , who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him . must have baffled the folks in the marketing department must have been astronomically bad must have been lost in the mail must have been lost in the translation must have been lost in the translation . must have been written ... in the thrall of a vicious hangover must have failed must have read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame . must have read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame . ' must indeed must indeed be good to recite some of this laughable dialogue with a straight face must indeed be good to recite some of this laughable dialogue with a straight face . must report that the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks must see for all sides of the political spectrum must shoot it in the head must struggle with the fact that they're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans must-see must-see list must-see viewing must-see viewing for anyone involved in the high-tech industry must-see viewing for anyone involved in the high-tech industry . must-see viewing for anyone involved in the high-tech industry . others must-see viewing for anyone involved in the high-tech industry . others may find it migraine-inducing , despite moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding must-see viewing for anyone involved in the high-tech industry . others may find it migraine-inducing , despite moore's attempts at whimsy and spoon feeding . muster a lot of emotional resonance musty musty adaptation musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets musty memories of half-dimensional characters mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . mute your kids for nearly 80 minutes muted muted and routine muted by the very people who are intended to make it shine muted freak-out muting muttering words like '' horrible '' muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible muy entretenida muy loco muy loco , but no more ridiculous my 6-year-old nephew said , '' I guess I come from a broken family , and my uncles are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done , I enjoyed it just as much my 6-year-old nephew said , '' I guess I come from a broken family , and my uncles are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done , I enjoyed it just as much ! my adoration my advice , Kev . Start reading your scripts before signing that dotted line my big fat greek wedding is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family my big fat greek wedding is that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family . my crappola radar my dear , I don't give a damn , ' have never been more appropriate . my enjoyment my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold my eyelids ... getting my favorite my favorite in the series my favorite in the series , still my fingernails instinctively crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs my friend David Cross would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' my great pleasure my greatest pictures my greatest pictures , my greatest pictures , Drunken Master my indignant , preemptive departure my interest from start to finish my least favourite emotions , my least favourite emotions , especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it my long-suffering eyeballs my mind my mind kept returning to one anecdote for comparison : the cartoon in Japan that gave people seizures . my only complaint my only wish my own deathbed for a while my own tortured psyche my own watch had stopped keeping time as I slogged my way through Clockstoppers my precious new my precious new star my precious new star wars my precious new star wars movie my precious new star wars movie is a lumbering , wheezy drag my precious new star wars movie is a lumbering , wheezy drag ... my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7 . 00 my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7.00 my problem with the movie's final half hour my ribcage my ribcage didn't ache by the end of Kung Pow my seat trying to sneak out of the theater my spirit soaring out of the theater my two hours better watching my uncles are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done my uncles are all aliens , too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done , I enjoyed it just as much myopic myriad flaws myself confused when it came time to get to the heart of the movie myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign myself wrapped up in the visuals and eccentricities of many of the characters mysteries of sex , duty and love mysterious mysterious , mysterious , sensual mysterious , sensual , mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and replete mysterious and brutal nature mysterious personality mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty mystery devoid mystic mystical mythic status mythic structure may owe more to Disney's strong sense of formula than to the original story myths and n utterly charming and hilarious film that reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s n utterly charming and hilarious film that reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s . n't above a little broad comedy and a few unabashedly sentimental tears n't all that bad n't always easy to look at n't as much about gender , sexual preference or political agitprop as they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create n't be to Clooney fans or adventure buffs , but to moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers n't been dulled by slasher films and gorefests n't call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) n't demand a dumb , distracted audience n't deny either the tragic loss of two young men in the prime of their talent or the power of this movie n't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it n't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane n't have the same magical quality as the beginning of the story n't have to add up to mesmerize you n't have to know about music to appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance n't help being captivated by it n't help but warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe n't it great n't know if it's possible to make a narrative film about September 11th , though I'm sure some will try n't know precisely what to make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it n't make 'em like that anymore n't put down n't quite fit n't really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions n't rock any boats n't stop me from enjoying much of it n't suck as an actress n't the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director n't transform Caviezel into a movie star n't wait to see what happens next n't wait to see what they do next n't walk , to see this barbed and bracing comedy on the big screen n't want to miss n't win any points for originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids n't work na nadir nagging nagging suspicion nail the spirit-crushing ennui of denuded urban living without giving in to it nail-biting nail-biting suspense nail-biting thriller nails Sy's queasy infatuation and overall strangeness nails Sy's queasy infatuation and overall strangeness . nails all of Orlean's themes nails all of Orlean's themes without being a true adaptation of her book nails hard nails hard - nails hard - boiled Hollywood argot with a bracingly nasty accuracy nails the role nails the role , nails the role , giving a tight , focused performance illuminated by shards of feeling nails the role , giving a tight , focused performance illuminated by shards of feeling . naipaul , a juicy writer naipaul , a juicy writer , naipaul , a juicy writer , is negated naive naive dreams naiveté , passion and talent naiveté and naiveté and sophistication naked teenagers horror flick name-calling named The Husband , The Wife and The Kidnapper , emphasizing the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort namely , an archetypal desire to enjoy good trash every now and then . names to remember , in order to avoid them in the future nap for an hour nap for an hour and nap for an hour and not miss a thing naptime narcissism narcissism and narcissism and self-congratulation narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute narcissistic narcotics narcotized narcotizing bland narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) machinations narrated by Martin Landau and directed with sensitivity and skill by Dana Janklowicz-Mann narrative and ( too ) short narrative arc narrative banality narrative continuity narrative discipline narrative filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power narrative grace narrative necessity is a drunken roundhouse , narratively complex narrow , fearful view of American life nary a glimmer of self-knowledge nary an original idea nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight nascent nascent industrialized world politics as a new art form , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit nascent industrialized world politics as a new art form , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit for this movie nasty nasty , nasty , glibly cynical nasty , ugly , pointless and depressing nasty , ugly , pointless and depressing , nasty , ugly , pointless and depressing , even if you hate clowns nasty , ugly , pointless and depressing , even if you hate clowns . nasty aftertaste nasty aftertaste but nasty and nasty comedy nasty journey national grief national lampoon's van wilder could be the worst thing to come out of national lampoon since class reunion national lampoon since class reunion national treasure nationwide blight natter natural , even-flowing tone natural , matter-of-fact performances natural , matter-of-fact performances that glint with sorrow , longing and love natural , unforced style natural acting and natural acting and a look at '' the real Americans natural acting and a look at '' the real Americans '' make this a charmer . natural affability natural and natural and lovely natural gifts natural likability natural running time natural sportsmen natural-seeming actors naturalistic naturalistic ' naturalistic acting naturalistic performance naturalistic small talk naturally charming naturally dramatic naturally funny naturally funny film naturally poignant nature and family warmth nature film and a tribute natured naughty children's naughty fun nausea nauseating nauseatingly nauseatingly politically correct navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb navigates a fast fade into pomposity and pretentiousness navigates a fast fade into pomposity and pretentiousness . naïveté naïveté and arbitrary naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks near gripping enough near miss near virtuosity in its crapulence near-disaster near-fatal mistake near-hypnotic physical beauty near-masterpiece near-masterpiece . near-miss . near-xenophobic nearly 21\/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is nearly as dreadful nearly as dreadful as expected nearly as dreadful as expected . In fact , it's quite fun in places nearly as fresh or enjoyable nearly as fresh or enjoyable as its predecessor nearly as good as any of its influences nearly as graphic but much nearly as graphic but much more powerful nearly as graphic but much more powerful , nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks nearly enough and not without taxing every drop of one's patience to get to the good stuff nearly epic nearly every Star Trek movie has gone before nearly every cliché nearly flickering out by its perfunctory conclusion nearly glows with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit nearly glows with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit . nearly impeccable nearly impeccable cinematic experience nearly impossible nearly impossible to care about nearly incoherent nearly meaningless nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes nearly overcomes its questionable in-the-ring match-up with solid fight choreography and gritty prison authenticity . nearly perfect in its relentless descent nearly perfect in its relentless descent to the depths of one man nearly perfect in their roles nearly provoked me to take my own life nearly so sinister nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie nearly surprising or clever enough to sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own nearly terminal nearly terminal case nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history neat neat little story neat premise neat trick neat twist neatly neatly , neatly and effectively neatly and effectively captures the debilitating grief neatly into the category of Good Stupid Fun neatly into the category of Good Stupid Fun . necessarily apply necessarily with us necessary and timely necessary and timely one necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy necessary to document all this emotional misery necessary viewing for sci-fi fans need , neurosis and nervy need 117 minutes to tell a tale that simply can't sustain more than 90 minutes need a 77-minute film to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work need a 77-minute film to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work ? need a constant influx of liquid need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it . need a good laugh need a good laugh , need a good laugh , too need a playful respite need a stronger stomach than us need agile performers need all the luck they can muster just figuring out who's who in this pretentious mess need another film that praises female self-sacrifice need comforting fantasies about mental illness need every bit of sympathy the cons can muster ; this time , there isn't much need every bit of sympathy the cons can muster ; this time , there isn't much . need his shticks need kidnapping suspense dramas right now like we need doomsday thrillers need messing with need more X and less blab need more X and less blab . need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No . 9 need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No. 9 . needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work . needn't be steeped in '50s sociology , pop culture or movie lore to appreciate the emotional depth of Haynes ' work . Though Haynes ' style apes films from the period needn't waste their time on it need not apply need not apply . need of a Cube fix need of a scented bath need of some trims need of some trims and need stories so much need the lesson in repugnance . need to adhere more closely to the laws of laughter need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is . need to constantly draw attention to itself . need to function according to some set of believable and comprehensible impulses , no matter how many drugs they do or how much artistic license Avary employs . need to reap more rewards than spiffy bluescreen technique and stylish weaponry need to see it need to stay in touch with your own skin , at 18 or 80 need to try very hard need to use more poetic license needed needed . needed a touch of the flamboyant , the outrageous needed more emphasis needed more emphasis on the storytelling and less on the glamorous machine that thrusts the audience into a future they won't much care about needed one of the actor's whiny jags needed one of the actor's whiny jags to pump it up needed so badly needed so badly but what is virtually absent needed sweeping , dramatic , Hollywood moments to keep us needed to balance out the violence needed to keep it from floating away needed to make this genre soar needing other people needless needless chase scenes and swordfights as the revenge unfolds needlessly needlessly confusing needlessly opaque intro needlessly poor quality needlessly strain credibility needs a little gravity , needs a little gravity , beyond good hair and humping needs a little gravity , beyond good hair and humping . needs better material needs love needs love like this needs mind-bending drugs when they can see this , the final part of the ` qatsi ' trilogy , directed by Godfrey Reggio , with music by Philip Glass ? needs more dramatic meat on its bones . needs more filmmakers with passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese needs more filmmakers with passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese . needs more substance to fill the time or some judicious editing needs some serious re-working to show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting needs the subtitles to enjoy this colorful action farce needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies needs to do his or her own Hamlet . For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV needs to do his or her own Hamlet . For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV . needs to overcome gaps in character development and story logic needs to pull his head out of his butt needs to shake up the mix , and work in something that doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine needs to show some presence and star quality needs to stay afloat in Hollywood needs to take a good sweat to clarify his cinematic vision before his next creation and remember the lessons of the trickster spider . negative negatives negativity negativity is a rare treat that shows the promise of digital filmmaking . neglected neglected film neglected over the years neglecting character development neglecting its less conspicuous writing strength neglects neglects to add the magic that made it all work negligible negligible British comedy . negligible work negotiate the many inconsistencies in Janice's behavior or negotiate the many inconsistencies in Janice's behavior or compensate for them by sheer force of charm negotiate their imperfect , love-hate relationship neighborhood neil burger's impressive neither Sendak nor the directors are particularly engaging or articulate . neither amusing nor dramatic enough to sustain interest neither as funny neither as funny nor neither as funny nor as charming as it thinks it is neither as funny nor as clever neither as romantic nor as thrilling as it should be neither as romantic nor as thrilling as it should be . neither can I think of a very good reason to rush right out and see it neither do cliches , no matter how ` inside ' they are . neither does it exude any charm or personality neither dramatic nor comic neither is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap neither is it as smart neither is it the Kahlo movie Frida fans have been looking for neither is well told neither light nor magical enough to bring off this kind of whimsy neither of them deserves Eric Schaeffer neither original neither protagonist has a distinguishable condition neither reaches into the deepest recesses of the character to unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear neither romantic nor comedic neither star appears very excited at rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture neither the actors nor director Reginald Hudlin can make it more than fitfully entertaining . nenette et neo-Augustinian theology : Is God neo-Nazism neo-fascism neorealism's nerdy folks nerves and rings true nervous nervous film nervous film that will either give you a mild headache or exhilarate you nervous gags nervy , risky nervy and nervy and memorable nervy originality neurasthenic neurotic , and self-absorbed neurotic , and self-absorbed Martha as her heart begins to open never achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding never add up to as much as they promise . never amount to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier never become important to us never becomes claustrophobic never becomes the clever crime comedy it thinks it is never been a huge fan of Dickens ' 800-page novel never bothers to question why somebody might devote time to see it never builds any suspense never catches fire never change . never clearly defines his characters never clearly defines his characters or never clearly defines his characters or gives us a reason to care about them . never come into focus never come up with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free never comes close to being either funny or scary never comes close to recovering from its demented premise never comes together never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks never cuts corners . never dull never existed never fails him never fails to engage us . never fails to entertain never fails to fascinate . never feel anything for these characters never feels derivative never feels draggy never feels formulaic , because the attention is on the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters . never feels slack never finds a consistent tone and lacks bite , degenerating into a pious , preachy soap opera never finds its tone and several scenes run too long . never found its audience , probably because it's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters . never fresh never fun never gaining much momentum never get the audience to break through the wall her character erects never gets off the ground . never gets over its own investment in conventional arrangements , in terms of love , age , gender , race , and class . never gets too cloying thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry . never growing old never growing old . Like being able to hit on a 15-year old when you're over 100 never hogs the scenes from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy never inspired never knew what the hell was coming next never know when humor ends and tragedy begins never knows when to let a gag die never lacks in eye-popping visuals never less than pure wankery . never lets you off the hook . never loses its ability to shock and amaze . never loses touch with the reality of the grim situation never make a convincing case for the relevance of these two 20th-century footnotes . never manages to generate a single threat of suspense never manages to take us to that elusive , lovely place where we suspend our disbelief never materializes never mind all that ; the boobs are fantasti never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence never percolates beyond a monotonous whine . never plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people . never pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting never quite never quite achieves the feel of a fanciful motion picture . never quite adds up never quite delivers the original magic never quite emerges from the shadow of Ellis ' book . never quite gel never quite gets over its rather lopsided conception never quite gets there never quite goes where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy never quite ignites . never quite justifies its own existence . never quite makes it to the boiling point , but manages to sustain a good simmer for most of its running time . never quite makes the grade as tawdry trash . never reach satisfying conclusions never really builds up a head of emotional steam . never really busts out of its comfy little cell never really feel involved with the story , as all of its ideas remain just that : abstract ideas . never really finds the tonal or thematic glue it needs . never really harnesses to full effect the energetic cast . never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad never rise above the level of an after-school TV special never rises above easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters ... never rises above mediocrity never rises above superficiality . never rises to a higher level never rises to its clever what-if concept . never rises to its full potential as a film never seems aware of his own coolness never seems fresh and vital . never seems hopelessly juvenile . never settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs never shakes the oppressive , morally superior good-for-you quality that almost automatically accompanies didactic entertainment never shoot straight never so vividly never springs to life never succeed in really rattling the viewer never succumbs to sensationalism never succumbs to the trap of the maudlin or tearful , offering instead with its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future . never take off never takes hold never takes hold . never thought I'd say this never to tease , except gently and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes never took off never took off and always seemed static never took off and always seemed static . never truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together never veers from its comic course never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again never wanted to leave . never worry never worry about anyone never worry about anyone being bored never-ending confusion and hatred nevertheless efficiently nevertheless efficiently amusing nevertheless efficiently amusing for a good while nevertheless will leave fans clamoring for another ride nevertheless works up a few scares nevertheless works up a few scares . new new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers new , or inventive , new , or inventive , journey new Star Wars movie new adaptation new age new and new and ingenious new and ingenious angle new avenues new benchmark new collectible new depths new depths of unoriginality and predictability new energy new favorite musical new friends new ground new grounds new insight new inspiration new inspiration in it new joys new kind new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters . ' new movie rapes new or interesting new or singular sorts of film experiences new release new relevance , new sequel new sides of a previous reality new standards new standards for thrills , suspense , new swings new texture , new relevance , new reality new treasure new ways of describing badness new ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is new ways of describing badness need to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is . new with the old story newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb newcomers may find themselves stifling a yawn or two during the first hour next ... ghost blimp next : `` next ? D . J . Qualls as Indiana Jones next ? D . J . Qualls as Indiana Jones ? Or Tom Green as Han Solo next movie next to his best work , feels clumsy and convoluted next to little insight next week , why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? nice nice , harmless nice , harmless date film nice , light treat nice Belgian waffle nice album nice change nice chills nice concept nice departure nice dialogue nice evening out nice girl-buddy movie nice little picture nice little story nice rhythm nice to see Piscopo again after all these years nice to see what he could make with a decent budget nice to watch a movie that hasn't been focus-grouped into tedium nice twists nice twists but the ending and nice twists but the ending and some of the back-story is a little tired nice vomit bath nice wintry look nicely nicely acted nicely acted and nicely acted and beautifully shot nicely acted and beautifully shot and nicely acted and beautifully shot and scored nicely acted and beautifully shot and scored , the film works on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull . nicely detailed world nicely done nicely mixes in as much humor as pathos to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . nicely nuanced narrative nicely shot nicely understated expression nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming nicest nicest possible way niches niftiest niftiest trick nifty nifty plot line nifty premise nifty twists night out night shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity night shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable nightmare nightmare date nightmares nightmarish nighttime Manhattan , a loquacious videologue of the modern male and nighttime Manhattan , a loquacious videologue of the modern male and the lengths to which he'll go to weave a protective cocoon around his own ego nimble shoulders nincompoop nincompoop Benigni persona nine sequels and 400 years later nit-picky no no , paralyzed no , we get another scene , and then another . no Steve Martin no `` Waterboy no affinity no affinity for most of the characters no affinity for most of the characters . Nothing about them is attractive . no amount of earnest textbook psychologizing can bridge no amount of imagination no amount of imagination , no amount of imagination , no creature no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery no apparent no apparent joy no apparent reason no apparent reason except no art no art grows from a vacuum no aspirations no atmosphere no atmosphere , no atmosphere , no tension no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner no atmosphere , no tension -- nothing but Costner , flailing away no bearing on the story no better film no better film than Half Past Dead no business going no character no character , no character , loveable or otherwise no charm no charm , no charm , no laughs no charm , no laughs , no charm , no laughs , no fun no charm , no laughs , no fun , no charm , no laughs , no fun , no reason to watch no charm , no laughs , no fun , no reason to watch . no chemistry no chemistry or no chemistry or engaging charisma no classic , no classic , like the novel upon which it is based no clear picture no clear-cut hero no clear-cut hero and no all-out villain no cliche unturned no clue no clue about making a movie no content no conversion effort no currency in deriding James Bond for being a clichéd , doddering , misogynistic boy's club no denying that Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him no denying the elaborateness of the artist's conceptions , nor his ability to depict them with outrageous elan no denying the fun of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances no denying the power of Polanski's film no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it no desire no discernible craft no discernible craft and no discernible craft and monstrously sanctimonious no discernible feeling no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer no disguising this as one of the worst films of the summer . Or for the year , for that matter no doubt , it's the worst movie I've seen this summer no doubt delight Plympton's legion of fans no doubt intended the film to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror no doubt that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone no doubt that this film asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country no doubt the filmmaker is having fun with it all no doubt the star and everyone else involved no doubt the star and everyone else involved had their hearts in the right place . where their heads were is anyone's guess no doubt the star and everyone else involved had their hearts in the right place . where their heads were is anyone's guess . no earthly reason no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low no emotional pulse no emotional pulse to Solaris no energy no entertainment value no entry portal in The Rules of Attraction no excuse no excuse for following up a delightful , well-crafted family film with a computer-generated cold fish no explanation no explanation or even no explanation or even plot relevance no fantasy story no feelings no foundation no foundation for it no fun no getting around the fact that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited -- again no goal and no goal and no urgency no goal and no urgency . no goal and no urgency . It's just filler no good no good answer no good answer to that one no good inside dope no good inside dope , and no good inside dope , and no particular bite no good jokes no good jokes , no good jokes , no good scenes no good jokes , no good scenes , no good jokes , no good scenes , barely a moment no good jokes , no good scenes , barely a moment when Carvey's Saturday Night Live-honed mimicry rises above the level of embarrassment no good scenes no great love no great love for the original no heartstring untugged and no heartstring untugged and no liberal cause no human screenwriter could have hoped to match no idea of it is serious no idea what in creation is going on no idea who they were at our age ; and that time is a fleeting and precious commodity no matter how old you are no insight no interest no interest in itself no interest in the gang-infested no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . - no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . - West Coast rap wars no interesting concept no interesting concept can escape no justice no larger point no larger point , and little social context no laughs no less subservient to Bond's tired formula of guns , girls and gadgets no level whatsoever no level whatsoever for me no lie no lika no lika da no lika da accents so good no lika da accents so good , but I thoroughly enjoyed the love story no logra desarrollarse como un gran drama , tampoco es tan superficial como muchas cintas que pecan de pretenciosas y que resultan totalmente banales no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies no major discoveries , nor any stylish sizzle no man has gone before , but several movies have no man has gone before , but several movies have - take heart . no match for the insipid script he has crafted with Harris Goldberg no matter how Broomfield dresses it up , it tends to speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , circumstantial evidence no matter how fantastic Reign of Fire looked , its story was making no sense at all no matter how you spell it , it's still a mistake to go see it . no meaning no means a perfect film no means a slam-dunk no means a slam-dunk and no means a slam-dunk and sure to ultimately disappoint the action fans who will be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act no means his best work no mistake no mistaking the fact that this hybrid misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version no mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself no more no more challenging than your average television biopic no more racist portraits of Indians , for instance ) no new friends no new insight no obvious directing no obvious escape no one can hear you snore no one could ever mistake it for anything resembling reality no one in the audience or the film seems to really care no one would notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . no organic intrigue no other explanation . Hilariously no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous no other purpose no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it no palpable chemistry no palpable chemistry between Lopez and male lead Ralph Fiennes no particular bite no particularly memorable effect no pastry is violated no picnic no picture no picture ever made has more literally showed that the road to hell is paved with good intentions . no place for this story to go but down no pleasure no pleasure in watching a child suffer no pleasure in watching a child suffer . no pleasure in watching a child suffer . Just embarrassment and a vague sense no pleasure in watching a child suffer . Just embarrassment and a vague sense of shame no plot no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible no point no point in extracting the bare bones of Byatt's plot for purposes of bland Hollywood romance no point of view , no contemporary interpretation of Joan's prefeminist plight no points no points for originality , wit , or intelligence no problem no problem flaunting her natural gifts no psychology no psychology here , no psychology here , and no real narrative logic no psychology here , and no real narrative logic -- no psychology here , and no real narrative logic -- just a series of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract no quarter no quarter to anyone no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time no real conflict no real conflict , no real conflict , no real point no real narrative logic no real plot no real plot , no real plot , no real conflict , no real point no real point no real reason no real reason to see it no real reason to see it . no real reason to see it . Wait for video no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and then don't rent it no real sense no real sense of suspense no real surprises no real surprises -- but still quite tasty and inviting all the same no reason for being no reason to exist no reason to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining no reason to watch no respect no respect for laws , political correctness or common decency no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell no rest period , no rest period , no timeout no rooting interest no satisfaction no saving the movie no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie no scene that screams '' bathroom break no scenes that will upset or frighten young viewers no sense . no sense of actual passion being washed away in love's dissolution no sense of connecting the dots , just dots no sense of humor no sense of pride or shame no signs of life no simple movie no small amount of poetry in girls no solace here no solace here , no solace here , no entertainment value no solace here , no entertainment value , no solace here , no entertainment value , merely a fierce lesson in where filmmaking can take us no special effects , and no special effects , and no Hollywood endings no story no story , no story , folks no substance no substitute for on-screen chemistry no such no sugar-coating or interludes of lightness no surprise to see a world-class filmmaker like Zhang Yimou behind the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential no surprises no teeth no tension no tension -- nothing but Costner no tension or surprise no timeout no trouble sitting for Blade II no unforgettably stupid stunts or uproariously no unforgettably stupid stunts or uproariously rude lines of dialogue to remember it by no unifying rhythm no unifying rhythm or no unifying rhythm or visual style no way no way original no way original , no way original , or even no way original , or even all that memorable , but as downtown Saturday matinee brain candy no way to entertain or inspire its viewers no way to sort out the mess in our heads and deconstruct where it all went wrong no wit no wit , no wit , only no wit , only labored gags no wrong no-budget no-frills docu-Dogma no-frills docu-Dogma plainness no-holds-barred cinematic no-nonsense authority no-surprise no-surprise series no. noble noble , trembling incoherence noble and lofty ambitions noble characters noble end noble endeavor noble failure . noble teacher noblest nobody here bothered to check it twice . nobody in the viewing audience cares nobody treats him human enough nod in agreement noir veil noise , mayhem and stupidity noisy noisy and noisy and pretentious nolan bravely treads where few american films dare to delve -- into the world of ambivalence and ambiguity ... nominal nominated films nominated for an Oscar nominated for an Oscar next year non-God spiritual-uplift movies non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach non-exploitive approach non-firsthand experience non-stop funny feast non-techies can enjoy nonchalantly freaky and uncommonly pleasurable nonchalantly freaky and uncommonly pleasurable , warm water nonchalantly freaky and uncommonly pleasurable , warm water may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy nonchalantly freaky and uncommonly pleasurable , warm water may well be the year's best and most unpredictable comedy . nonchallenging nonconformist nonconformist values , What to Do in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly settles into a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking . none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal none can equal none of it makes a lick of sense none of the characters comes off as big none of the charm and little none of the charm or charisma that might keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or none of the crackle of '' Fatal Attraction '' , '' 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even '' Indecent Proposal '' none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even `` Indecent Proposal '' none of the crackle of `` Fatal Attraction '' , `` 9 1\/2 Weeks '' , or even `` Indecent Proposal '' , none of the excellent cast are given air to breathe none of the happily-ever none of the plot ` surprises ' none of the plot ` surprises ' are really surprising none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies none of the visual wit of the previous pictures none of them are ever any good none of them memorable none of these words really gets at the very special type of badness that is Deuces Wild . none of which amounts to much of a story none of which ever seem to hit none-too-funny none-too-funny commentary none-too-funny commentary on the cultural distinctions between Americans and Brits none-too-original none-too-original premise nonetheless -- and likely inadvertently -- a timely and invaluable implicit reminder of the role that U . S . nonetheless appreciates the art nonetheless appreciates the art and nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race nonetheless appreciates the art and reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race . nonetheless compulsively watchable nonetheless it drags during its 112-minute length nonexistent plot nonjudgmental nonjudgmental kind nonjudgmentally nonjudgmentally as Wiseman's previous studies of inner-city high schools , hospitals , courts and welfare centers nonprofessional nonsense nonsense , this nonsense , this . nonsense but nothing more nonsense ensues nonsense machine nonsensical nonsensical and nonsensical and formulaic nonsensical and laughable nonsensical and laughable plotting nonsensical jargon and stiff-upper-lip laboriousness nonsensical jargon and stiff-upper-lip laboriousness . nonsensical story nonstop hoot nonstop parade nonstop romance , music , suspense and action nonstop romance , music , suspense and action . nonthreatening but thrilling nonthreatening but thrilling adventure nor a cliché left unsaid nor as clever nor as thrilling as it should be . nor terribly funny nor truly edgy -- merely crassly flamboyant and comedically labored nor truly edgy -- merely crassly flamboyant and comedically labored . normal ol' slasher plot normally couldn't care less normally good actors , even Kingsley , are made to look bad nosedive nostalgia slumber nostalgic nostalgic , twisty yarn nostalgic comments nostalgic comments from the now middle-aged participants nostalgic spy-movie nostalgic spy-movie charm not not '' ha ha '' funny , '' dead circus performer '' funny . And for all the wrong reasons besides not , difficult and sad not Zhang's forte not a Hollywood product not a bad way not a bad way to spend an hour or two not a champion not a classic not a classic , not a classic , but a movie the kids will want to see over and over again . not a classic , but odd , entertaining and authentic not a cozy or ingratiating work not a cozy or ingratiating work , not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , and not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , and those are reasons enough to see it not a cozy or ingratiating work , but it's challenging , sometimes clever , and always interesting , and those are reasons enough to see it . not a film to rival to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite not a film to rival to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite whetted not a film to rival to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite whetted . not a good movie not a good movie , not a good movie , but it not a great Bond movie not a mass-market entertainment but an uncompromising attempt by one artist to think about another not a movie make not a must-own not a participant not a stereotype is omitted nor a clich left unsaid . not a trace not a trace of humanity or empathy not a word of English not afraid not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . not all not all that bad of a movie not all that good not all that good . not all that good . Bacon keeps things interesting , but don't go out of your way to pay full price not always a narratively cohesive one . not always for the better not amused by the sick sense of humor not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged not apply not as aggressively impressive as its American counterpart not as aggressively impressive as its American counterpart , '' In the Bedroom not as aggressively impressive as its American counterpart , '' In the Bedroom , '' Moretti's film makes its own , quieter observations not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original . not as outrageous or funny not as sharp not badly art-directed not be a breakthrough in filmmaking not be as palatable as intended not be exactly divine not be improved upon not because of its epic scope , but because of the startling intimacy not being able to enjoy a mindless action movie not big enough for us to worry about it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising not buy the ideas not by characters but by caricatures not come readily to mind when considering the world's best cuisine not compelling not constant bloodshed not deep and psychological not earthshaking not engaging not enough fizz not enough of interest onscreen not enough puff not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust not entirely convincing about The Quiet American not entirely fresh not entirely wholesome not even Ms. Redgrave's noblest efforts can redeem it from hopeless sentimentality . not even Steven Spielberg would know how to do not even a hint of joy , preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed and urinates on the plants at his own birthday party not even someone as gifted as Hoffman ( the actor ) can make it work not even the hanson brothers can save it not every low-budget movie not everyone thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . ' not exactly a gourmet meal not exactly assured in its execution not falling into the Hollywood trap and making a vanity project with nothing new to offer not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics not fear-reducing ) not for a sentimental resolution that explains way more about Cal than does the movie or the character any good not for all tastes not for every taste not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose not for their acting chops , but for their looks not from any cinematic razzle-dazzle but from its recovery of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting not fully not fully aware is being examined not funny performers not great not have the dramatic gut-wrenching impact of other Holocaust films not in a good way not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted not in the way this film showcases him not infrequently breathtaking not into high-tech splatterfests not into the Pokemon franchise , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? not just the full assault of Reno's immense wit and insight not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , but not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , but a time travel not just ticking , but humming not just unlikable . not just unlikable . disturbing . disgusting . without any redeeming not just unlikable . disturbing . disgusting . without any redeeming value whatsoever not just unlikable . disturbing . disgusting . without any redeeming value whatsoever . not life-affirming not mean-spirited not memorable not morally bankrupt , at least terribly monotonous not much not much else not much fire in the script not much fun to watch . not much of anything not number 1 not often seen in today's cinema du sarcasm not on its own self-referential hot air , but on the inspired performance of Tim Allen not once , but three times in this animated sweet film not one clever line not one clever line of dialogue not only a detailed historical document , but an engaging and moving portrait of a subculture not only a pianist , but not only a pianist , but a good human being not only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment not only because of its bad-luck timing not only distanced but distancing not only fails on its own , but makes you not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation not only learning but inventing a remarkable new trick not only learning but inventing a remarkable new trick . not only manufactured , not only manufactured , but also not only manufactured , but also so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings not only of one man's quest to be president , but of how that man single-handedly turned a plane full of hard-bitten , cynical journalists into what was essentially , by campaign's end , an extended publicity department not only satisfied not only than a frighteningly capable debut and genre piece , but also a snapshot of a dangerous political situation on the verge of coming to a head not only to his craft , but to his legend not only to record the events for posterity , but to help us not only what that mind looks like , but how the creative process itself operates not overly sentimental not particularly not particularly flattering spotlight not particularly scary not quite not quite '' Shrek '' or Monsters , Inc . '' not quite enough not quite revelatory documentary not quite satisfying not quite sure what the point is not quite what it could have been as a film not really funny not really know who `` they '' were , what `` they '' looked like not remotely incisive enough not scarier not scary not scary , not smart and not engaging not since Grumpy Old Men have I heard a film so solidly connect with one demographic while striking out with another . not smart not smart and not smart and not engaging not smart or not smart or barbed enough for older viewers not smelly enough to bother despising not so not so much enjoyable to watch as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world not sophomoric not stereotyped not stereotyped -- not sure even Miyazaki himself does not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed not taken not taking the Shakespeare parallels quite far enough not terribly funny not terribly original not that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat not that funny not the Craven of ' A Nightmare not the least not the least of which is Amy's self-absorbed personality -- not the least of which is Rebecca Romijn-Stamos not there yet not to act like pinocchio not to be a sucker for its charms not to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times not to be dismissed not to be moved by this drama not to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even in this run-of-the-mill vehicle , because this girl knows how to drive it to the max not to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images not to believe it not to feel you've just watched a feature-length video game with some really heavy back story not to grow up to be greedy not to have been edited at all not to like about a movie with a ` children's ' song that includes the line ` My stepdad's not mean , he's just adjusting ' not to make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities not to make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities . Instead , he shows them the respect they are due not to mention a convincing brogue not to mention dragged down by a leaden closing act not to mention inappropriate and wildly undeserved not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face not to mention mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and replete with virtuoso throat-singing not to mention mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and replete with virtuoso throat-singing . not to see it not too filling not understand everything that happens not very absorbing characters not very amusing not very compelling or much fun not very good . not very imaginative , not very informative about its titular not very informative about its titular character not want to hang out with Samantha not well enough not well-acted not without cheesy fun factor not without cheesy fun factor . not without merit not-at-all-good not-great not-great movie not-nearly not-quite not-quite jokes not-quite-suburban milieu as to have viewers recoiling from the reality not-so-Divine not-so-big not-so-bright mother and daughter not-so-funny not-so-funny gags not-so-funny gags , not-so-funny gags , scattered moments of lazy humor not-so-hot not-so-small problem not-so-stock not-so-stock characters not-very-funny not-very-funny comedy notable notable for its sheer audacity and openness notable for its stylistic austerity and forcefulness notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness notably better notably better acted notably better acted -- and far less crass - note that this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget noteworthy noteworthy characters nothing nothing's happening nothing I hadn't already seen . nothing about El Gallo other than what emerges through his music nothing about crime nothing about who he is or who he was before nothing at all nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age\/coming-out tale nothing better to do with 94 minutes nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal nothing but a sticky-sweet soap nothing but boilerplate clichés nothing but boilerplate clichés from start nothing but boilerplate clichés from start to finish nothing but familiar territory nothing but net nothing compared to the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction nothing could be more appropriate nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore nothing delivered by the former mr nothing denis has made before , like beau travil and nenette et boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre nothing denis has made before , like beau travil and nenette et boni , could prepare us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre . nothing distinguishing nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film nothing else happening nothing else to watch nothing fresh nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A . Addessi , much of the time nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr. DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A. Addessi , much of the time nothing fresh or nothing fresh or particularly interesting nothing fresh or very exciting nothing funny nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie nothing going for it nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap nothing good nothing good can happen nothing in it to engage children emotionally nothing in the movie makes a convincing case that one woman's broken heart outweighs all the loss we witness nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them nothing interesting in Unfaithful nothing left over for jokes nothing left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose nothing less from this bunch nothing less than a provocative piece of work nothing like love to give a movie a B-12 shot nothing more than a formulaic chase in the dark nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album nothing more than an obsolete , if irritating , notion of class nothing more than the latest Schwarzenegger or Stallone nothing more than warmed-over Cold War paranoia nothing new nothing new to see nothing novel nothing of the audience other than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up nothing original nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences nothing outstanding about this film nothing provocative about this film nothing quite so much as a middle-aged moviemaker's attempt to surround himself with beautiful , half-naked women nothing really happens nothing really happens . nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . And nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . And in this regard , On Guard delivers nothing satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . And in this regard , On Guard delivers . nothing scary here except for some awful acting and lame special effects . nothing short of a great one nothing short of a minor miracle in Unfaithful nothing short of a travesty of a transvestite comedy nothing short of mesmerizing nothing short of refreshing nothing special nothing special and , until the final act , nothing special and , until the final act , nothing nothing to drink nothing to gain from watching They nothing to show nothing to sneeze at these days nothing to write home about nothing we haven't seen before from Murphy notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . notice the 129-minute running time notice the flaws notice the glaring triteness of the plot device noticeable lack noticeably derivative noticeably less noticeably less energy and imagination noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching notorious c . h . o notorious c . h . o . has oodles of vulgar highlights . notorious reputation notorious rise notwithstanding some of the writers ' sporadic dips nourishing nourishing aspects novel novel charm novelist Byatt novelistic story novels that has bucked the odds novels to the big screen now , told by Hollywood , and much more ordinary for it now 82 , to find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago now I can't wait for the sequel now add movies to the list of things he does well now and again , a movie comes along to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I . now and then without in any way demeaning its subjects now as a former gong show addict , i'll admit it , my only complaint is that we didn't get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show . now is an exercise in pointlessness now it is a copy of a copy of a copy now it is time for their first public recital . now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers now we've got something pretty damn close nowhere fast nowheresville nrelentingly stupid nrelentingly stupid . nuanced a Robert De Niro performance can be when he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year nuanced in mood tics and dialogue nuanced look nuanced narrative nuanced performance nuanced portrait nuances nubile young actors nuclear holocaust nude groupies nudity nudity , profanity nudity , profanity and violence numb numb experience numb experience of watching O Fantasma number 1 numbing numbing . numbing . Proof of this is Ballistic : Ecks vs . Sever numbing action sequence made up mostly of routine stuff Yuen has given us before . numbing experience numbing experience to watch numbingly bad numbingly dull numbingly dull experience numbingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy numbingly predictable numbness numbness . numbs numbs the movie's power numbs the movie's power as a work of drama numbs the movie's power as a work of drama . numerous , world-renowned filmmakers numerous flashbacks numerous minor flaws numerous yawns nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire Olympic swim team through nurtured his metaphors nurtures the multi-layers of its characters nurtures the multi-layers of its characters , nurtures the multi-layers of its characters , allowing us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced nurtures the multi-layers of its characters , allowing us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . nurturing , in a gauzy , dithering way nutjob nutty , consistently funny . nutty , consistently funny . And educational ! nutty cliches nutty cliches and far too much nutty cliches and far too much dialogue nyc's drug não convence o filme mergulha o espectador em um clima de forte suspense , culminando em um desfecho que certamente fica na memória o matter how much good will the actors generate o pé esquerdo . E aqueles que decidiram oafish oafish idiot object lesson object to the idea of a Vietnam picture objectionable or objectionable or dull objectionable or dull film objective documentary objectivity and refusal obligatory cheap oblivion oblivious oblivious to the existence of this film obnoxious obnoxious 88-minute obnoxious 88-minute infomercial obnoxious adults obnoxious and obnoxious and didactic burlesque obnoxious and stiff obnoxious as Tom Green's Freddie Got Fingered obnoxious comedy obnoxious special effects obnoxious title character obnoxiously obscenely obscenely bad obscenely bad dark comedy obscenity obscenity is at hand obscure and self-indulgent obscure the message obscure this movie's lack of ideas obscured by the majority of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative obscurity observant , often touching observant , often touching ... observant , unfussily poetic observant , unfussily poetic meditation observant . observant cleverness observant cleverness , observant cleverness , too-facile coincidence observant of his characters observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism observations on the human condition observations reflect a woman's point-of-view observe the inequities in the death penalty , not just the inherent immorality observed character piece . observes life inside a one-room schoolhouse in northern France in his documentary To Be and to Have , easily one of the best films of the year observes life inside a one-room schoolhouse in northern France in his documentary To Be and to Have , easily one of the best films of the year . obsessive obsessive love obsessively obsolete obsolete , if irritating , obsolete , if irritating , notion obstacles obtuse and obtuse and unapproachable obvious obvious ( Je-Gyu is ) trying for poetry obvious , preposterous , the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . obvious affection obvious affection , obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats obvious and lengthy obvious as telling a country skunk obvious at times but evocative and heartfelt obvious cliches obvious copy obvious determination to shock at any cost obvious directing obvious or self-indulgent obvious or simplistic obvious political obvious political insights obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier obviously constructed obviously desired obviously didn't invest much into itself either obviously doesn't have his heart in it obviously has its merits obviously made for the '' XXX '' obviously struck a responsive chord with many South Koreans occasion occasional belly laugh occasional charms occasional jarring glimpses occasional jarring glimpses of a modern theater audience watching the events unfold occasional slowness occasional smiles occasionally annoying occasionally brilliant occasionally brilliant but occasionally brilliant but mostly average occasionally cloying occasionally ends in bone-crushing screwups occasionally flawed , occasionally fun occasionally fun enough occasionally funny occasionally horrifying but often inspiring occasionally insightful occasionally inspired dialogue bits occasionally interesting occasionally really funny occasionally satirical occasionally simply unpleasant occasionally static to the point of resembling a stage play occasionally stretches believability to its limits occasionally stretches believability to its limits and relies on predictable plot contrivances occasionally two things it gets ever so wrong occasionally very enjoyable occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . occurs about 7 times during Windtalkers is a good indication of how serious-minded the film is occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure ocean visuals odd , haphazard , and inconsequential romantic odd , inexplicable and unpleasant odd , intriguing odd , poetic road movie odd , rapt spell odd and odd and intriguing odd and pixilated odd bedfellows odd but ultimately satisfying odd but ultimately satisfying blend odd drama odd enjoyably odd enjoyably chewy lump odd movies odd purity oddballs oddest oddly cheerful oddly colorful oddly colorful and oddly compelling oddly detached oddly fascinating oddly fascinating depiction oddly honest oddly humorous oddly humorous to tediously sentimental oddly lifeless oddly likable oddly moving oddly sweet oddly sweet comedy oddly whimsical odds with the rest of the film ode to bad behavior ode to bad behavior . ode to tackling life's wonderment ode to unconditional love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness odoriferous thing odoriferous thing ... of ' A Nightmare of '' Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik of '' Carmen '' which is best for the stunning star of '' Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game of '' Minority Report of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any of '60s spy movies of ( Witherspoon's ) better films of ( Woo's ) best work of 2-day old Coke of 49-year-old Roberto Benigni playing the wooden boy Pinocchio is scary enough of A-list Brit actors of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue of Afghan tragedies of America , history and the awkwardness of human life of American Pie hijinks of American society in an unnerving way of Animal House of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun of Anna Chancellor that makes this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun of B-movie excitement of Balto of Barney's crushingly self-indulgent spectacle of Bewitched that takes place during Spring Break of Bible parables and not an actual story of Blair Witch and typical stalk-and-slash fare , where the most conservative protagonist is always the last one living of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality of California of Candid Camera of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring of Channel 5 grade trash of Chick Flick Hell of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers of Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy of Cho's life story , which provided an engrossing dramatic through line of Christian love and compassion of Cinema ' Award of Clean and Sober of Cox's work of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless of Crudup's anchoring performance of Cuban leader Fidel Castro of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors of DeVito's misanthropic vision of Demme's good films of Direct-to-Video Nash of Disney's great past of Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood of Dreams of E . T . just as I hoped I would -- of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm of Ellis ' book of Fear of Fire ? lazily and glumly of France's most inventive directors of French cinema's master craftsmen of French cinema at its best of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay of Friday-night excitement and Milla of Fuhrman's destructive escapism of Ghandi gone bad of Good Housekeeping's unsavory characters and WWF mentality of Good Stupid Fun of Guy Ritchie of Happy of Heaven '' appalling of Hell of High Art of His best-known creation of Hollywood dreck of Hollywood fluff of Hollywood heart-string plucking of Holocaust movies of Jaglom's own profession of Jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films of Janice Beard ( Eileen Walsh ) when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant of Jason X of Jez Butterworth , who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight of Joan's madness of John C . Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie of John C. Walsh's Pipe Dream of Latin America's most oppressive regimes of Leon's struggle to face and transmute his demons of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large of Malcolm in the Middle and its pubescent star , Frankie Muniz of Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok of Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver and Goodfellas of Matthew Shepard of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists of Middle American musical torpor and the desperate struggle of Middle Eastern world politics of Miller's strange , fleeting brew of hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics of Ms . Ambrose of Nazi politics and aesthetics of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary of New Age-inspired good intentions of New York's finest and a nicely understated expression of the grief of New York locales and sharp writing of Nijinsky of Oscar Wilde's classic satire of Oscar-winners of Patch Adams quietly freaking out of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker of Polanski's best films of Ramsay's portrait of grief of Read My Lips of Reggio's images and Glass ' evocative music ... of Richard Nixon of Robert Altman's lesser works of Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement of San Francisco's most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads of Shakespeare's better known tragedies of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it of Steven Soderbergh's earlier films were hailed as the works of an artist of Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List of The Blair Witch Project with the illogic of Series 7 of The Fugitive , Blade Runner , and Total Recall , only without much energy or tension of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin of Todd Farmer's screenplay , which is a simple retread of the 1979 Alien , with a plucky heroine battling a monster loose in a spaceship of Tomcats of Touched by an Angel of Tremors on the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever , of Tremors on the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever , though of Trouble Every Day of Unfaithful of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . of ` Fatal Attraction ' for the teeny-bopper set of ` Sacre bleu ! ' than ` Magnifique ' of ` We Were Soldiers of ` black culture ' and the dorkier aspects of ` deadly friend of ` eh of ` ethnic cleansing of ` laugh of ` laugh therapy ' of ` let's get this thing over with of ` should have been a sketch on Saturday Night Live of ` the King , ' it also of `` Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes of a 20-car pileup of a Copenhagen neighborhood coping with the befuddling complications life of a Down video of a Golden Book sprung to life of a Hubert Selby Jr . of a Vietnamese-born youngster who eagerly and easily assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee of a balanced film that explains the zeitgeist that is the X Games of a beautifully sung holiday carol of a been-there , done-that sameness of a big , tender hug of a brutal mid of a brutally honest individual like Prophet Jack of a buddy movie of a calculus major at M . I . T . of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress of a certain ambition of a certain outré sexual practice of a cesspool of a chafing inner loneliness and desperate grandiosity that tend to characterize puberty of a character who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive of a classic text since Roland Joffé and Demi Moore of a clunker as he delivers a long , low-heat chase , interrupted by a middling car chase of a comedy of a premise of a comedy that can't really be described as out of a compelling or comprehensible narrative of a couple's moral ascension of a creaky `` Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought of a culture in conflict of a deeply humanistic artist who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic of a departure from the noble characters he has played in the past of a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry of a determined woman's courage to find her husband in a war zone of a director enjoying himself immensely of a dormant national grief and curiosity that has calcified into chronic cynicism and fear of a fanciful motion picture of a female friendship that is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film of a film , a Southern Gothic with the emotional arc of its raw blues soundtrack of a film that's rarely as entertaining as it could have been of a film that are still looking for a common through-line of a film that doesn't know what it wants to be of a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them of a filmmaker who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . Strange occurrences of a first-rate cast of a freshly painted Rembrandt of a frustrating misfire of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized of a genre gem of a genuine and singular artist of a giant misplaced ashtray of a golden book sprung to life of a good cast of a good movie ye who enter here of a good sitcom of a good story of a good time of a good time at the movies of a good time for both children and parents of a good vampire tale of a great one of a growing strain of daring films of a handsome and well-made entertainment of a happy ending of a hyperbolic beat-charged urban western of a kids ' story of a legal thriller of a lesser Harrison Ford movie - Six Days , Seven Nights , maybe , or that dreadful Sabrina remake of a lost soul trying to find her way through life of a lost soul trying to find her way through life . of a love affair of a lovingly rendered coffee table book of a man for whom political expedience became a deadly foreign policy of a man we only know as an evil , monstrous lunatic of a man whose engaging manner and flamboyant style made him a truly larger-than-life character of a man with unimaginable demons of a masterpiece -- and a challenging one of a minor miracle in Unfaithful of a mishmash of a mixed bag , with enough negatives of a modern situation comedy of a movie , a vampire soap opera that doesn't make much of a movie , full of images and events , of a movie -- visually unattractive , unbearably loud and utterly silly of a movie : how to get Carvey into as many silly costumes and deliver as many silly voices of a movie in which a bunch of pompous windbags drone on inanely for two hours of a movie saddled with an amateurish screenplay of a movie so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant that I can't believe any viewer , young or old , of a movie that defies classification and is as thought-provoking as it of a movie that keeps throwing fastballs of a movie that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' of a movie that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' of a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families of a mystery of a new teen-targeted action TV series of a novel of a paint-by-numbers picture of a paranoid and unlikable man of a parody of a comedy of a premise of a particular theatrical family of a particularly nightmarish fairytale of a patchwork in script and production of a peculiar premise with promise of a pesky mother of a phonograph record of a physician who needs to heal himself of a picture that wasn't all that great to begin with of a play that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome of a plot and jokes done too often by people far more talented than Ali G of a poetic of a predictable outcome and a screenplay of a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience of a promising young lad treading desperately in a nasty sea of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire of a raindrop of a really solid Woody Allen film of a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun of a rejected TV show of a respectable summer blockbuster of a river of sadness that pours into every frame of a romantic crime comedy that turns out to be clever , amusing and unpredictable of a rousing good story of a satisfying movie experience of a script in need of polishing of a scriptwriter's imagination of a self-destructive man of a self-reflexive , philosophical nature of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom of a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom of a sick and evil woman of a situation that quickly snowballs out of control , while focusing on the what much more than the why of a sleeper success of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh of a sports extravaganza of a story , full of holes and completely lacking in chills . Ignore the reputation , and ignore the film of a story that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own of a stylish psychological thriller of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun of a summer popcorn movie of a summer popcorn movie . Nothing too deep or substantial . Explosions , jokes , and sexual innuendoes abound of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written of a superior cast playing smart people amid a compelling plot of a surprisingly juvenile lark , a pop-influenced prank whose charms are immediately apparent of a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet of a thousand cliches of a thriller gets the job done . of a thriller gets the job done . It's a scorcher . of a travesty of a transvestite comedy of a triumph of a troubadour , his acolytes , and the triumph of his band of a truly frightening situation of a truly magical movie of a typical American horror film of a valentine sealed with a kiss of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding of a very lively dream of a very old-school kind of quality of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago of a war zone of a war-ravaged land that prove more potent and riveting than the unlikely story of Sarah and Harrison of a well-established genre of a well-made pizza of a witty expose on the banality and hypocrisy of too much kid-vid of a wrong turn of a young American , a decision that plucks '' The Four Feathers '' of a young woman who knows how to hold the screen of aborted attempts of about six gags of above the rest of absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters of absurdist of abuse of academic skullduggery and politics of accurately accounting a terrible true story of ace Japanimator Hayao Miyazaki's Spirited Away of action and almost no substance of action movie excess while remaining heartless of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked . of admission for the ridicule factor of adolescent sturm und drang of adolescent violence of advocacy cinema that carries you along in a torrent of emotion as it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day of alexandre dumas ' classic of all Hollywood fantasies of all ages of all comics -- even those who have reached the absolute top of the game of all the period's volatile romantic lives , Sand and Musset are worth particular attention of all those famous moments of all vintage-TV spinoffs of almost Bergmanesque intensity of almost perpetually wasted characters of always enticing Sayles dialogue of ambivalence and ambiguity of an action film of an adolescent dirty-joke book done up in post-Tarantino pop-culture riffs of an adoring , wide-smiling reception of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention of an allegedly inspiring and easily marketable flick of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster of an already obscure demographic of an alternative lifestyle of an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep of an artist who is simply tired -- of fighting the same fights , of putting the weight of the world on his shoulders , of playing with narrative form of an authentic feel of an awkward Hitchcockian theme in tact of an elderly , mentally handicapped family member of an energetic , extreme-sports adventure of an engaging storyline , which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues of an especially well-executed television movie of an event that has to be seen to be believed of an ever-ruminating , genteel yet decadent aristocracy that can no longer pay its bills of an expert thriller of an extraordinary piece of music of an historical episode that , in the simple telling , proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting of an ignored people of an impression of an improbable thriller of an intensely lived time , filled with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies of an intriguing curiosity of an oafish idiot impersonating an aristocrat of an ordeal than an amusement of an overripe episode of TV's Dawson's Creek and a recycled and dumbed-down version of Love Story of an underdone potato of an unnecessary and clumsy last scene of an unwieldy mess of an upper class Austrian society of animated filmmaking since old Walt of animation enthusiasts of all ages of anti-Semitism ever seen on screen of any film more challenging or depressing of any opportunity for finding meaning in relationships or work of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny of appealing characters of archival foot-age with its less-than-objective stance of artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon of artifice and purpose of artificial suspense of artistic collaboration of artistic malnutrition of artists and the love of cinema-and-self of asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts of astonishing delicacy and force of astonishing delicacy and force . of astonishing grandeur of attraction and interdependence of authentically impulsive humor of awakening and ripening of awe of bad animation and mindless violence of bad jokes , howling cliches and by-the-numbers action of bad taste of bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness of badness of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested of beautiful movement and inside information of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons of becoming a better person through love of being a bit undisciplined of being a good documentarian of being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project of being able to give full performances of being boring of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels of being placed on any list of favorites of being released a few decades too late of being the big of being the big hit franklin of being too dense & about nothing at all of belly laughs ( including a knockout of a closing line ) of better films of big , colorful characters of biting the hand that has finally , to some extent , warmed up to him of bitter old crank of bittersweet camaraderie and history of black indomitability of bland Hollywood romance of bland comfort food of bland hotels , highways , parking lots of blaxploitation flicks of bogus of boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape of boring of boring talking heads , etc . of boring talking heads , etc. of borrowed plot points of both adventure and song of both thematic content and narrative strength of bravery of bravery . For this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- Chelsea Walls deserves a medal of breathtaking , awe-inspiring visual poetry of breathtaking mystery of bright young men -- promising , talented , charismatic and tragically of brilliant crime dramas of bringing a barf bag to the moviehouse of brooding personalities that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination of building to a laugh riot of business notable largely for its overwhelming creepiness , for an eagerness to create images you wish you hadn't seen of businesses of canned humor of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit of carefully choreographed atrocities , which become strangely impersonal and abstract of carefully structured plot points of carnage of casual realism of cat-and-mouse , three-dimensional characters and believable performances of cerebral and cinemantic flair of character portrait , romantic comedy and beat-the-clock thriller of character-driven storytelling of characterization , humor or plain old popcorn fun of characters in this picture of characters that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life of characters worthy of its strong cast of charisma and menace of charm of charming the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments that have become a Spielberg trademark of cheese , with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects of cheesy dialogue of cheesy old Godzilla flicks of childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice of children smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film of cinema's directorial giants of cinema . another great ` what you don't see ' is much more terrifying than what you do of cinematic entertainment of cinematic perfection of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires of clever ideas and visual gags of clever moments and biting dialogue of cliches of cliches and absurdities of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence of cliches that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence of cliches that the talented cast generally of clichés , depression and bad alternative music of clichés and a dim of clichés and borrowed images of collected gags , pranks , pratfalls , dares , injuries , etc of college dorm rooms , a subtlety that makes the silly , over-the-top coda especially disappointing of color , music , and dance that only the most practiced curmudgeon could fail to crack a smile at of comedic bliss of comedy and romance of comfort food for the mind of common concern of common sense of compassion and mercy of complacency of comradeship and community of consciousness that is tortured and unsettling -- but unquestionably alive of considerable of considerable appeal of considerable appeal . of considerable force and truth of considerable potential of considerable power of constant smiles and frequent laughter of contemporary Chinese life this exciting new filmmaker has brought to the screen of continuity errors of control on a long patch of black ice of conveying any emotion of cookie-cutter action scenes of cool , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X of cool stuff packed into ESPN's Ultimate X. of corny dialogue and preposterous moments of corruption and ruthlessness of course , barely begins to describe the plot and its complications . of course stultifyingly contrived of course stultifyingly contrived and too stylized by half of crap of creating historical context and waltzes off into a hectic soap about the ups and downs of the heavy breathing between the two artists of creative belly laughs of creative insanity of creative storytelling of credible gender-provoking philosophy of crime thriller , quirky character study , third-rate romance and female empowerment fantasy of criminals of critical overkill of critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development that criticizing feels more like commiserating of crucifixion of cute and cloying material of cute animals and clumsy people of cutesy romance , dark satire and murder mystery of cynicism in Stuart Little 2 -- quite a rarity , even in the family film market . Eventually , it wins you over of dancing and fabulous music of daring films of dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and a stable-full of solid performances of day by concentrating on the elements of a revealing alienation among a culture of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation of dazzling entertainment of dazzling pop entertainment of dead bodies of dead brilliant of dead ends and distracting camera work of dead-end distaste of deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure of death of death in this bitter Italian comedy of decent acting , writing , and direction of decent gags of dedicated artists of deep feeling of defensive driving : It's careful , conscientious and makes no major mistakes . of deft and subtle poetry of deja vu of delicate , articulate character of delicate interpersonal dances . Caine of delightful hand shadows of demonic doings on the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged of denial of describing badness of despair of despair about entrapment in the maze of modern life of desperate entertainment of destruction of detachment that makes any given frame look like a family's custom-made Christmas card of determination and the human spirit of dimwitted comedy and even dimmer characters of director Abel Ferrara of director John Stockwell of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater of disconnection of discovery of dishonesty of dissidents in the streets of disturbed genius of diverse political perspectives of documentary , one that makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow of doing them good of domestic tension and unhappiness of drag queen , bearded lady and lactating hippie of dramatic enlightenment of dramatic enlightenment , the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George of dramatic fireworks of dramatic interest of dramatic momentum of dramatic unity of dreamlike ecstasy of dreck of dreck disguised as comedy of drivel so sickly sweet , even the eager consumers of Moore's pasteurized ditties of drooling idiots of dumb drug jokes of dumb drug jokes and of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick of dumb drug jokes and predictable slapstick , '' Orange County of dumbed-down exercise in stereotypes that gives the ( teen comedy ) of dynamite of dynamite at the very end of e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes of eager fans of earnest textbook psychologizing of ease that comes only with experience of ease that comes only with experience . of education of educational energy of effecting change and inspiring hope of ego of either cracking up or throwing up of elaborate and twisted characters of elegant symmetry of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today of elegant wit and artifice of elephant feces of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes of embarrassment of embarrassment or stupidity of emotional blandness of emotional comfort of emotional desperation of emotional intelligence in this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears of emotional resonance of emotional truth of emotionally and narratively complex filmmaking of empathy of empathy for its characters of empty , fetishistic violence in which murder is casual and fun of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers of engulfing you in its world and allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought of enjoyable , Conan-esque claptrap than the punishing , special-effects soul assaults the Mummy pictures of enjoyable thanks of enjoying this film of enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . of entangled interrelationships and complex morality of entertainment that parents love to have their kids of enthralling drama of epic adventure of epic scale of epic struggle -- inner and outer -- that's all too rare in Hollywood's hastier productions of establishing a time and place , and of telling a fascinating character's story of even the most elemental literacy , an inkling of genuine wit , and anything resembling acting of even the most understanding spouse of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity of every bad action-movie line in history of everyday sex-in-the-city misadventures of everything those of us who don't object to the description '' unelected '' have suspected all along : George W . Bush of exceptional honesty of exotic creatures of exploitative garbage of exploiting molestation for laughs of explosive physical energy and convincing intelligence of expository material of extraordinary journalism of extravagant of extremely talented musicians of eye-popping visual effects of failed jokes , twitchy acting , and general boorishness of faith of faith in the future of faith just of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun of familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy of familial separation and societal betrayal of family , forgiveness and love of family drama and frenetic comedy . of family tradition and familial community of fantastic sets , extras , costumes and spectacular locales of fart jokes , masturbation jokes , and racist Japanese jokes of fascinating issues of fascinating performances of favorites of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael of feminine energy , a tribute to the power of women to heal of fighting hard for something that really matters of fill-in of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days of film entertainment of film that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an ill-advised and poorly of film that makes me miss Hitchcock , but also of filmic epiphany of filmmaking , the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim of filth that attempts to pass itself off as hip , young adult entertainment of finding beauty in the most depressing places of fine performances , led by Josef Bierbichler as Brecht and Monica Bleibtreu as Helene Weigel , his wife of five blind , crippled , Amish people alive in this situation of flat champagne of flatly of fleetingly interesting actors ' moments of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas of fluctuating female sexuality of fluff stuffed with enjoyable performances of folks they don't understand , ones they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either of fools who saw Quentin Tarantino's handful of raucous gangster films and branched out into their own pseudo-witty copycat interpretations of four Englishmen facing the prospect of their own mortality of four fine of frankness , civility and compassion of fresh air of freshness , imagination and insight of friendship and sexual identity of friendships between women of fright and dread of fun of fun , with an undeniable energy of fun and funny in the middle , though somewhat less hard-hitting of fun for all of fun or energy of fun with the material of funny movies of funny situations and honest observations of gags that rely on the strength of their own cleverness of gal-pal smart talk , romantic comedy and dark tragedy of generating Oscar talk of genius of genres that don't add up to a whole lot of sense of genres that just doesn't work of gentility of gentle longing of gently swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements of genuine depth of genuine depth that would make them redeemable of genuine excitement of genuine feeling of genuine insight into the urban heart of genuine wit of geriatric Dirty Harry , which will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man of getting realistic performances from his mainly nonprofessional cast of getting under your skin and sticking with you long after it's over of give-a-damn of going where no man has gone before , but several movies have - take heart . of gold of good of good acting of good actors of good cheer of good clean fun of good intentions derailed by a failure to seek and strike just the right tone of good material of good old-fashioned escapism of good performances of good sense of good stuff of good-natured fun found in films like Tremors of goodness that is flawed , compromised and sad of goofball stunts any `` Jackass '' fan of grace of grace in an imperfect world of grandeur and scale of grandeur and scale that's been decades of great actors hamming it up of great charm , generosity and diplomacy of great monster\/science fiction flicks of greatest-hits reel of grief and loss of gritty realism , crisp storytelling and radiant compassion that effortlessly draws you in of gun violence of hackery of hackneyed dialogue of half-baked thoughts of half-dimensional characters of hard-bitten , cynical journalists of having been slimed in the name of High Art of having just witnessed a great performance of health with boundless energy until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous and an insult to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer of healthy eccentric inspiration and ambition of heart of heart and unsettling subject matter of heart or conservative of spirit of heartbreaking honesty to keep one glued to the screen of heartfelt performances of heartwarming of hell of hell so shattering it of help from the screenplay ( proficient , but singularly cursory ) of her Rubenesque physique of her considerable talents of her life with the imagery in her paintings of her profession of her vampire of high hilarity of high humidity of high romance , brought off with considerable wit of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car of his character of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . of his contradictory , self-hating , self-destructive ways of his first film , The Full Monty , of his most daring , and complicated , performances of his passe ' chopsocky glory of his recent death of his rental car of his reserved but existential poignancy of his richest roles of his spiritual survival of his sweetness and vulnerability of his talents of his top-notch creative team of his way to turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum of holes and completely lacking in chills of holes and completely lacking in chills . of holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them of holiday cheer of hollow despair of honest poetry of honest working folk of hope of hopeful of hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure of horror and revenge of horror and revenge that is nearly perfect in its relentless descent to the depths of one man of how Sandler is losing his touch of how art -- when done right -- can help heal of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other of how the bike still remains an ambiguous icon in Chinese society . of how to treat a subject , you're not fully aware is being examined , much like a photo of yourself you didn't know of how uncompelling the movie is unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest of how very bad a motion picture can truly be of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . of how well-meaning patronizing masked a social injustice , at least as represented by this case of human experience -- drama , conflict , tears and surprise -- that it transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film of human frailty fascinates of humankind's liberating ability of humor , verve and fun of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast of humor and plenty of hype of ideas for the inevitable future sequels ( hey , don't shoot the messenger ) of imagery and hypnotic music of imagination in the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers of impact and moments of imperfection of important developments of the computer industry of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts of impressive potency of impressive talent of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions of incendiary genius of incendiary genius , steering clear of knee-jerk reactions and quick solutions of inconsistencies that pose the question of inept filmmaking of ineptly of inexcusable dumb innocence of infantile that makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers of inflated nonsense of innocence and wisdom of inspiration of inspired humour of institutionalized slavery that ties a black-owned record label with a white-empowered police force of insulting , both to men and women of insultingly innocuous of intellectual lector in contemplation of the auteur's professional injuries of intelligence and non-reactionary morality of intelligence and non-reactionary morality . of intelligence or invention of intelligent humor of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes of interest of intergalactic friendship of international acclaim of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree of intimate and character-driven film of intimate and character-driven film that Bille August does best of intoxicating atmosphere and little else of intricate elegance of invention of involved talent of irreparable damage of isolation and frustration of it as a sort of comfort food for the mind of it is clever , but it is never melodic \ \/ of its Oscar nomination of its actors of its antagonists of its aspiration to be a true ` epic ' of its assigned marks to take on any life of its own of its attractive young leads of its banality of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans of its characters ' lives of its characters , its protagonist , or of us of its critical backlash and more of its epic scope of its excessive moral baggage thanks to two appealing lead performances of its excessive moral baggage thanks to two appealing lead performances . of its execution of its execution and skill of its cast of its gags and observations of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt of its grand locations of its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor of its heightened , well-shaped dramas of its inventiveness of its kind since ` Brazil of its kind since ` Brazil . ' Lucas , take notes . This of its lurid fiction of its marks of its most predictable of its music or comic antics , but through the perverse pleasure of watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel of its own brilliance of its own grasp of the absurd of its own self-contained universe of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions of its own world of its pleasure of its plot contrivances of its pretensions of its provocative conclusion of its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints of its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes of its sense of fun or energy of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor of its spirit of its spry 2001 predecessor -- but it's a rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel with less than half the plot and ingenuity of its star , Jean Reno , who resembles Sly Stallone in a hot sake half-sleep of its strong cast of its stylish surprises of its sweeping battle scenes of its title character of joy and energy of joyful solo performance of junk of just how exciting and satisfying the fantasy cinema can be when it's approached with imagination and flair of just how exciting and satisfying the fantasy cinema can be when it's approached with imagination and flair . of just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags of justice of kiddie entertainment , sophisticated wit and symbolic graphic design of kinky soft-core imagery with naughty fun of kitsch hard going of knucklehead swill of lame entertainment of last summer's bloated effects of lasting images all its own of laughs of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh of laughs . It just doesn't have much else ... especially of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy of law enforcement , and a visceral , nasty journey of laying out some of the major issues that we encounter as we journey through life of laziness of lazy humor of lazy tearjerker that gives movies about ordinary folk a bad name of life and small delights of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout of lingerie models and bar dancers of liveliness of lives of lives lived in a state of quiet desperation of lo mein and General Tso's chicken barely give a thought to the folks who prepare and deliver it of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd of longing , lasting traces of Charlotte's web of desire and desperation of loss of loss and denial and life-at-arm's - length in the film of love , family and all that of love , longing , and voting of love and companionship of love and destiny of love and humility of love that strikes a very resonant chord of loving of low-budget filmmaking of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes of loyalty , courage and dedication of lurid melodrama of magic of magic and whimsy for children , a heartfelt romance for teenagers and a compelling argument about death , both pro and con , for adults of major acting lessons and maybe a little coffee of making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often catapulting the artist into her own work of making us care about its protagonist and celebrate his victories of malaise of male hustlers of male-ridden angst of manipulation , an exploitation piece doing its usual worst to guilt-trip parents of masterpiece of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted of masters of both of maturity displayed by this 33-year-old first-time feature director of maudlin , sentimental mysticism that mars the Touched by an Angel school of non-God spiritual-uplift movies of mean-spiritedness of media manipulation of mediocre TV-movie of mediocre acting of melodramatic musical married to two hours of underdog sports intrigue , if the picture also shares the weaknesses of both genres , more of memorable performances from top of menacing atmosphere of merit of millions of vibrant flowers of mindless pace in collision of minor shortcomings of mirth that should charm all but the most cynical of misogyny of misogyny and unprovoked violence of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis of mock-Tarantino scuzbag types of mock-Tarantino scuzbag types that starts out clever but veers into overkill of modern life of modern love life of money grubbing New Yorkers and their serial of monster truck-loving good ol' boys and peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids of moral compromise of moral emptiness of more appealing holiday-season product of more recent successes such of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film of more self-absorbed women than the mother and daughters featured in this film ? I don't think so . Nothing wrong with performances here , but the whiney characters bugged me of moronic stunts of most convincing emotional gravity from a scene where Santa gives gifts to grownups of motherhood and desperate mothers of motherhood deferred and desire of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards of movie fluff of movie that comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , gutsy and perfectly of movie that gives of movie that invites you to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live of movie that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics of movie that used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots of moviemaking , one of the best actors , directors and producers of mushy obviousness of musical passion of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master of my least favourite emotions , especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it of naiveté , passion and talent of naiveté and sophistication of narrative banality of nascent industrialized world politics as a new art form , but far too clunky , didactic and saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit for this movie of nationalism that covers our deepest , media-soaked fears of nature and family warmth of near-hypnotic physical beauty of nearly epic proportions of necessary discussion points of neighborhood values of neil burger's impressive fake documentary of neurasthenic regret of new inspiration in it of no erotic or sensuous charge of no real consequence of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach of nonsense of nostalgic comments from the now middle-aged participants of nostalgic spy-movie charm of nothing at the core of this slight coming-of-age\/coming-out tale of nuance and characterization of numerous minor flaws of obligatory cheap of obnoxious of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism of obstacles of off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes of official repression of old-fashioned Hollywood magic of one's patience to get to the good stuff of one man's quest to be president of one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes of one of San Francisco's most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads of one of San Francisco's most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads . of one of the best films of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times of one unstable man of oral storytelling frozen onto film of originality of originality , cleverness or even visible effort of other , better films , especially Seven , which director William Malone slavishly copies of other , better movies of other , marginally better shoot-em-ups of other quirky movies that try to score hipness of our best actors of our making of our most conservative and hidebound movie-making traditions of our most flamboyant female comics of our respect of outrageous force and craven concealment of over-the-top love of overkill of overly-familiar and poorly-constructed comedy of overwhelming waste of overwrought existentialism and stomach-churning gore of pain of paint-by-number American blockbusters like Pearl Harbor of paint-by-number American blockbusters like Pearl Harbor , at least of paint-by-number romantic comedies of paranoia and insecurity of parental failings of particular interest to students and enthusiast of international dance and world music of particular interest to students and enthusiast of international dance and world music , the film is designed to make viewers of all ages of particular value or merit of passion of passion , grief and fear of pastel colors and prankish comedy from Disney of pawns , bishops and kings , of wagers in dingy backrooms or pristine forests of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story of people constantly checking their watches of people together in a sweet and charming way , if a little convenient of people who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation of period drama and flat-out farce that should please history fans of persistence that is sure to win viewers ' hearts of perversity , comedy and romance of piffle of platitudes of playfulness and excitement of playing with narrative form of pleasure or sensuality of poetry and passion of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys of pointless mayhem of political correctness of political corruption of pompous windbags of popcorn . Nothing overly original of portraying the devastation of this disease of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation of poverty of pre-9 \ \/ 11 New York and of pre-9 \/ 11 New York and of pre-9 \/ 11 New York and onto a cross-country road trip of the Homeric kind of prechewed racial clichés that have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill of precinct cliches of precious increments of predictable narrative rhythms of pretension about the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure of pretentious , meaningless prattle of pretentiously awful student films of privileged moments and memorable performances of profound , real-life moments of profound , real-life moments that anyone can relate to of profound characterizations of promise of promising ideas and failed narrative , of good acting and plain old bad filmmaking of psychological insight of psychopathic pulp of puerile of puffery with a sour cliche and heavy doses of mean-spiritedness of pun and entendre and its attendant of pure craft and passionate heart of pure finesse of pure misogynist evil of pure movie of pure wonderment and excitement of purely commercial motivation of purpose of purpose and even-handedness of purpose and taste of purpose or even a plot of purposeless violence of quality of quickie teen-pop exploitation of quiet , confident craftsmanship that tells a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship of quiet desperation of quiet power of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while of quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , and damn the consequences of quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , and damn the consequences . of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters of quirky characters and an engaging story of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell of rabbits . Brimful . of race and culture forcefully told , with superb performances throughout of racism , revenge and retribution . of rancid , well-intentioned , but shamelessly manipulative movie making of randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing of real interest of real interest - of real pleasure of redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it of rehashed sight gags of relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note of relaxing around old friends of relentlessly nasty situations of reminding yourself that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies of renegade-cop tales of reno's immense wit and insight of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid of resembling a stage play of respect to just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it of retread action twaddle of rich detail condensed of ridiculous sourness of ridiculousness of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative of ripping people off without ever letting them consciously know you have done so of riveting power and sadness of riveting set pieces of road movie , coming-of-age story and political satire of rolling musical back beat and supercharged cartoon warfare of romance , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters of romantic obsession of rot and hack of rotten pulp and living worms of routine stuff Yuen of run-of-the-mill profanity of sanctimony , self-awareness , self-hatred and self-determination of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes of saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay of satisfying entertainment of saucy of saying that piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now of scene-chewing , teeth-gnashing actorliness of scorn of screen-eating dominatrixes like Goldie Hawn and Susan Sarandon at their raunchy of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter of screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum of seeing justice served of seeming at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar of self-absorption of self-congratulation between actor and director of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity of self-importance of semi-improvised ( and semi-coherent ) of sense of humor that derives from a workman's grasp of pun and entendre and its attendant of sensitive observation of sensual delights and simmering violence of sentimental ooze of sentimental war movies of sentimentality of serious subject matter and dark , funny humor of sexy intrigue of shallow magnificence of shallow magnificence that only sex , scandal , and a chorus line of dangerous damsels can deliver of shape of sharp , smart satire of sharp writing of silliness and a little bloodshed of simple-minded of sincere grief and mourning in favor of bogus spiritualism of sizzle and very little steak of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone of slapstick sequences of sleaziness of sly humor of small town regret , love , duty and friendship of small-town competition of smart jokes of social insight , intellectual pretension and cinematic interest of social texture and realism of soft-core twaddle of softheaded metaphysical claptrap of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance of solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance amongst them of solid performances of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore of some appealing ingredients of some children who remain curious about each other against all odds of some fleetingly amusing improvisations by Cedric the Entertainer as Perry's boss of some of the worst film comedies in decades of some truly heinous crime of someone whose world is turned upside down , first by passion and then by illness of sophisticated , challenging filmmaking of sophisticated , challenging filmmaking that stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters of spare dialogue and acute expressiveness of special anime magic of special effects that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest of spectacular belly flops of spectacularly of spirit of spirit and sense of ease that comes only with experience . of spiritual guidance of splendid performances of spontaneity in its execution and a dearth of real poignancy of spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction of squandering a topnotch foursome of actors of stagy set pieces stacked with binary oppositions of stale candy , something from a Halloween that died of stale gags of standard , stiff TV-style animation and snazzy-looking digital effects that do little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move of static set ups , not much camera movement , and most of the scenes of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed of story and his juvenile camera movements of strength , warmth and vitality of strictly A-list players of striking skill and depth of strong voices of strung-together TV episodes of strung-together moments of stunning images and effects of stupefying absurdity of stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter of style , text , and subtext that's so simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance of style and substance of styles and genres of substance about a teacher of subtle humour from Bebe Neuwirth of such a minute idea of such a well loved classic of such tools as nudity , profanity and violence of sudden violence of sulky teen drama and overcoming-obstacles sports-movie triumph of superficiality of surprises of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller of suspense , intriguing characters and bizarre bank robberies , plus a heavy dose of father-and-son dynamics of sustained intelligence from Stanford and another of subtle humour from Bebe Neuwirth of sweet romance of sweet-and-sour insider movie that film buffs will eat up like so much gelati of sweetness of sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the `` other side of the story of talking heads and technical gibberish that will do little to advance the Linux cause of tangy new humor of tastelessness and gall of teamwork cliches of technical skill and rare depth of technology around a gripping story of tedious adolescent melodramatics of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop of teen-speak and animal gibberish of telling a fascinating character's story of temptation , salvation and good intentions of tenderness required to give this comic slugfest some heart of terrific of testing boundaries of that of that already-shallow of that delicate canon of that moral favorite of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls of that peculiar tension of being too dense & about nothing at all of that special fishy community of the of the 37-minute Santa vs . the Snowman of the American dream of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival of the Austin Powers films of the Holy Land and its inhabitants of the Italian masterpiece of the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy of the Oscar Wilde play of the Police Academy series of the Solomonic decision facing Jewish parents in those turbulent times of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood of the ` laughing at ' variety than the ` laughing with of the abuses of one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes of the acting breed of the all-time great apocalypse movies of the amazing Spider-Man of the arrogant of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' of the art combined with the humor and intelligence of the script of the audience other than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up of the avant-garde fused with their humor of the bad reviews of the band of the best of the best , most of the best Next Generation episodes of the best actors , directors and producers of the best actors there is of the best and most exciting movies of the best ensemble casts of the year of the best examples of artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon of the best examples of how to treat a subject , you're not fully aware is being examined , much like a photo of yourself you didn't know of the best films of the best films of the year of the best films of the year with its exploration of the obstacles to happiness of the best films of the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes of the best gay love stories of the best inside-show-biz of the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining of the best looking and stylish of the best movies as monumental ` picture shows of the best movies of the year of the best of a growing strain of daring films of the best of the Disney comedies of the best of the swashbucklers of the best of the year of the best rock of the best rock documentaries ever . Wilco of the best short story writing of the best silly horror movies of the best since The Last Waltz of the best special effects of the best war movies ever made of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen of the better drug-related pictures of the better video-game-based flicks , of the biennial Disney boy movie of the big summer movies of the biggest disappointments of the year of the biggest names in Japanese anime , with impressive results of the bra of the cast or the redundant messages of the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions of the charm and little of the charm of Satin Rouge of the chilly production of the cinema world's great visual stylists of the circumstantial situation of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year of the clients of the company's astonishing growth of the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill of the conflict that came to define a generation of the crap of the creative act of the creative forces behind it of the credit for the film's winning tone of the current political climate of the current political climate ( see : terrorists are more evil than ever ! ) of the darkest variety of the delicate characters of the delusional personality type of the director's previous Full Frontal of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism of the discomfort and embarrassment of being a bumbling American in Europe of the double-cross that made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun of the dramatic conviction that underlies the best of comedies of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him of the eccentric and the strange . The fact that it isn't very good of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) of the elements that will grab you of the emotional development of the delicate characters of the excellent 1934 MGM version of the excellent cast of the expressive power of the camera of the familiar masterpiece of the family vacation of the fate of hundreds of thousands of Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy of the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist of the festival in Cannes of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness of the film's cheeky charm of the film's most effective aspects of the film's problems of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream of the film buzz and whir ; very little of it of the film in a coma of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative of the film with a creepy and dead-on performance of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast of the finest of the finest films of the year of the finest films of the year . of the finest kind of the first order of the flesh of the fresh air of true sophistication of the funniest jokes of any movie of the funniest motion of the gay community as an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves of the giant screen and its hyper-realistic images of the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma of the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma of the goth-vampire , tortured woe-is-me lifestyle of the great crimes of the great films about movie love of the great minds of our times of the greatest date movies in years of the greatest family-oriented , fantasy-adventure movies of the greatest family-oriented , fantasy-adventure movies ever . of the greatest films of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times of the greatest plays of the last 100 years of the greatest romantic comedies of the greatest romantic comedies of the past decade . of the grief of the grieving process of the gross-out comedy of the guru who helped of the hapless victims of the arrogant of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome of the heart , one which it fails to get of the highest and the performances of the highest order of the hilarious writer-director himself of the holiday box office pie of the horror film franchise that is apparently as invulnerable as its trademark villain of the human heart of the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm of the idealistic kid who chooses to champion his ultimately losing cause of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light of the imagination to germinate of the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile of the increasingly far-fetched events that first-time writer-director Neil Burger follows up with of the insurance actuary of the intelligent , well-made B movie of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with of the intriguing premise of the jokes , most at women's expense of the journey of the joyous , turbulent self-discovery of the killing field and the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience of the land of the life of artist Frida Kahlo of the lightweight female empowerment of the long list of renegade-cop tales of the lovable-loser protagonist of the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates of the luckiest men of the major issues of the man of the masterful British actor Ian Holm of the match that should be used to burn every print of the film of the material as well as the integrity of the filmmakers of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations of the more daring and surprising American movies of the year of the more influential works of the more irritating cartoons of the more overtly silly dialogue of the more serious-minded concerns of other year-end movies of the most affecting depictions of a love affair of the most appealing movies ever made about an otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject -- a teenage boy in love with his stepmother of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen of the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men of the most complex , generous and subversive artworks of the last decade of the most creative , energetic and original comedies to hit the screen in years of the most curiously depressing of the most depressing movie-going experiences I can think of of the most entertaining Bonds in years of the most entertaining monster movies in ages of the most exciting action films of the most famous author who ever lived of the most frantic , virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pics ever delivered by a Hollywood studio of the most genuinely sweet films of the most gloriously unsubtle and adrenalized extreme of the most haunting , viciously honest coming-of-age films of the most haunting , viciously honest coming-of-age films in recent memory . of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen of the most highly-praised disappointments I of the most honest films ever made about Hollywood of the most important and exhilarating forms of animated filmmaking since old Walt of the most important stories of the most ingenious and entertaining of the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers i of the most interesting writer\/directors of the most inventive of the most moronic screenplays of the year , full of holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them of the most multilayered and sympathetic female of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year of the most original American productions this year of the most plain , unimaginative romantic comedies I of the most politically audacious films of recent decades of the most poorly staged and lit action in memory of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while of the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since '' Saving Private Ryan '' of the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since `` Saving Private Ryan '' of the most repellent things of the most significant moviegoing pleasures of the most significant moviegoing pleasures of the year . of the most slyly exquisite anti-adult movies of the most splendid of the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career of the most unpleasant things the studio of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory of the movie's charm of the movie's success of the movie feeling depressed by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters of the movie is playing the obvious game of the movies you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live of the mundane horrors of the world of the near-disaster of the nincompoop Benigni persona of the nincompoop benigni persona of the obstacles to happiness of the obvious cliches of the ones that vex nearly everyone of the opening credits to Elmer Bernstein's perfectly melodic score of the original American road movies , feasting on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes of the other of the other foul substances of the outstanding thrillers of recent years of the painstaking of the park for the ` they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version of the piece , the unerring professionalism of the chilly production , and the fascination embedded in the lurid topic of the pitfalls you'd expect in such a potentially sudsy set-up of the pleasures in Walter's documentary of the plot ( other than its one good idea ) and the movie's inescapable air of sleaziness of the plot ` surprises ' of the plot and a powerfully evocative mood combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise of the pool with an utterly incompetent conclusion of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit of the potential for sanctimoniousness of the power of film of the previous film's successes of the previous two of the problems with the film of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies of the qualities that made the first film so special of the quality of a lesser Harrison Ford movie - Six Days , Seven Nights , maybe , or that dreadful Sabrina remake of the quality that keeps Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions of the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here of the rarest kinds of films of the real deal of the really bad Blair Witch Project of the recent Hollywood trip tripe of the refuse of adults of the relentless horror on parade of the rich and sudden wisdom , the film of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug of the rollicking dark humor so necessary of the rotting underbelly of Middle America of the sad decline of British comedies of the saddest action hero performances ever witnessed of the saddest films I have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental of the same from Taiwanese auteur Tsai Ming-liang , which is good news to anyone who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films of the same old crap of the same old garbage of the self-esteem of employment and the shame of losing a job of the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . of the situation in a well-balanced fashion of the skateboarding boom of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time of the smarter offerings the horror genre of the smartest of the stand-up comic of the startling intimacy of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title of the summer's most pleasurable movies of the summer award of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty of the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film of the theater of the theater feeling of the things Costner movies are known for of the things that made the original Men in Black such a pleasure of the tooth and claw of human power of the top actors working in independent film of the tortured and self-conscious material of the true genre enthusiast of the two bewitched adolescents of the ugly American of the ultimate Scorsese film of the universal themes , earnest performances of the unsalvageability of the unspeakable of the unsung heroes of 20th century of the upper class almost as much as they love themselves of the usual maudlin of the utmost subtlety and perception of the venerable Italian comedy Big Deal on Madonna Street . of the very best movies of the victorious revolutionaries of the virtues of of the vulgar , sexist , racist humour of the war of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world of the week blown up for the big screen of the west to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle of the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects of the whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action aesthetic of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet of the witless ageism of the witless ageism afflicting films of the wondrous beats of the word -- mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , of the world's greatest teacher of the world's most fascinating stories of the world's remarkably varying human population and mindset , and its capacity to heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes of the worst of the worst dialogue of the worst film comedies in decades of the worst films of 2002 of the worst films of the summer of the worst movies of one year of the worst movies of the year of the worst movies of the year ... Watching it of the worst of the entire franchise of the worst possibilities of mankind of the worst sin of attributable to a movie like this of the worst titles in recent cinematic history of the year's best of the year's best acting of the year's best films of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances of the year's most enjoyable releases of the year's most intriguing movie experiences of the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures of the year's worst cinematic tragedies of the year , noteworthy only for the gimmick of being filmed as a single unbroken 87-minute of the year with its exploration of the obstacles to happiness of the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes of theater history of their Lord as a luv-spreading Dr . Feelgood or omnipotent slacker of their best work in their underwritten roles of their first full flush of testosterone of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential of them verge on the bizarre as the film winds down of these despicable characters of these shenanigans exhausting of these tragic deaths of these young women of things he does well of things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall of things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel of this alleged psychological thriller in search of purpose or even a plot of this and that -- whatever fills time -- with no unified whole of this bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery of this dog of a movie of this emotional car-wreck of this grandiloquent quartet lolling in pretty Irish settings of this laughable dialogue of this reactionary thriller of this sad , compulsive life of this slick and sprightly CGI feature of this so-called satire of this sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and furious tale of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye of this tacky nonsense of this unhurried , low-key film that is so off-Hollywood that it seems positively French in its rhythms and resonance of this unique director's previous films of this unpleasantness of this well-meaning , beautifully produced film that sacrifices its promise for a high-powered star pedigree of this worn-out , pandering palaver of this year's very best pictures of thorn and vinegar of those airy cinematic bon bons whose aims -- and by extension , accomplishments -- seem deceptively slight on the surface of those based-on-truth stories that persuades you , with every scene , that it could never really have happened this way of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one of those contrived , only-in of those crass of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original of those crazy , mixed-up films that doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up of those decades-spanning historical epics that strives to be intimate and socially encompassing but fails to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time of those energetic surprises of those exceedingly rare films in which the talk alone is enough to keep us of those films that aims to confuse of those films that requires the enemy to never shoot straight of those films that started with a great premise and then just fell apart of those films where the characters inhabit that special annex of hell where adults behave like kids , children behave like adults and everyone of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself of those movies where you walk out of the theater not feeling of those rare , exhilarating cinematic of those rare docs that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party of those rare films that come by once in a while with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace of those rare pictures of those rare remakes of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right of those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right of those so-so films that could have been much better of those staggeringly well-produced of those terrific documentaries that collect a bunch of people who are enthusiastic about something and then of those terrific songs and spirited performances of those unassuming films that sneaks up on you and stays with you long after you have left the theatre of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it of thoughtful , subjective filmmaking of thoughtful war films and those of three of three episodes of a rejected TV show of thrilling moments and a couple of good performances of throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and a determined TV amiability of time , money and celluloid of toasts at a testimonial dinner than a documentary of today's hottest and hippest acts from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy of too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe of too many story lines of too much kid-vid of torture and self-mutilation of tradition and warmth of traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude of trailer park denizens of trashy , kinky fun of true inspiration of true minds of true sophistication of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy of two actors who do everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd of two genuinely engaging performers of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser of two unrelated shorts that falls far short of two young men in the prime of their talent of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing of ugliest movie of the year of ugly of unabashed hero worship of unbridled greed and materalism of uncoordinated vectors of under-inspired , overblown enterprise that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema of unhappy of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles of unoriginality and predictability of unparalleled proportions , writer-director Parker of unrecoverable life of unsettling atmospherics of unwatchable drivel of updating White's dry wit to a new age of upper-crust decorum of urgency and suspense of useless actioners of using George and Lucy's most obvious differences to ignite sparks of using bad sci-fi as window dressing of utter loss personified in the film's simple title of utter nonsense of vampire fun of vegetables of velocity and idiocy , this ruinous remake of veracity and narrative grace of very bad Scouse accents of very bad special effects of view nor a compelling reason of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny of virtually plotless meanderings of virtuosic set pieces of visual amazement of visual and verbal clichés of visual charm of visual flair of visual poetry that will , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history of visual poetry that will , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history . of von Sydow ... is itself Intacto's luckiest stroke of vulgar highlights of war of war-torn Croatia of warmth of warmth , colour and cringe of warmth and gentle humor of warmth and humor of warmth to go around , with music and laughter and the love of family of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun of watching blobby old-school CGI animation in this superlarge format of watching blobby old-school cgi animation in this superlarge format of watching intelligent people making a movie of watching sad but endearing characters do extremely unconventional things of watching this film with an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes of weeks of weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past of weird performances and direction of what's become one of the movies ' creepiest conventions , in which the developmentally disabled of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand of what's wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture of what critics have come to term an '' ambitious failure of what critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure of what happens as because she was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier of what is in many ways a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre of what is really an amusing concept -- a high-tech tux that transforms its wearer into a superman of what it actually means to face your fears of what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion of what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent of what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics of what was created for the non-fan to figure out what makes Wilco a big deal of which mainstream audiences have rarely seen of whimsicality , narrative discipline and serious improvisation of whimsy of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble . of why the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film of why we go to the movies of willful eccentricity of wit and dignity of wit or charm of witless of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being of women torn apart by a legacy of abuse of work and 2002's first great film of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists of would-be characters of writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy of you-are-there immediacy of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated of young people in modern Japan of your eyes of your relatives of your seat , tense with suspense of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes of yourself of-the-week of-the-week films clumsily stuck together off off as annoying rather than charming off his game off more than he or anyone else could chew off more than it can chew by linking the massacre off spookily enough off the element of surprise off the hook off the idea off the page , and for the memorable character creations off the path of good sense off the rare trick of recreating off the shelf off the wall off too far off track in its final half hour off with a bang off with a bang , off with a bang , but then fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . off with an inauspicious premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper . off witty and sophisticated off your must-see list off-beat off-beat and fanciful off-beat and fanciful film off-handed off-kilter dialogue off-kilter dialogue at us off-putting off-putting romantic comedy . off-puttingly off-puttingly cold off-season off-the-cuff off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes offal offbeat , sometimes gross and surprisingly appealing animated film offbeat humor offbeat humor , amusing characters offbeat humor , amusing characters , offbeat humor , amusing characters , and offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending offbeat romantic comedy offbeat sensibilities offbeat sensibilities for the earnest emotional core to emerge with any degree of accessibility offbeat thriller offend offend and offend and put off everyone offend everyone offend viewers not amused by the sick sense of humor offend viewers not amused by the sick sense of humor . offended offended by his lack of faith in his audience offends offends by just being wishy-washy offense offensive offensive , puerile offensive , puerile and offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid offensive and offensive and nothing at all like real life offensive and redundant offer a brutal form of charisma offer a fascinating glimpse offer a fascinating glimpse into the subculture of extreme athletes whose derring-do puts the X into the games offer a free ticket ( second prize , of course , two free tickets ) offer a free ticket ( second prize , of course , two free tickets ) to anyone who can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker offer any easy answers offer any insights that haven't been thoroughly debated in the media already , back in the Dahmer heyday of the mid - '90s offer any new insight offer audiences offer audiences any way of gripping what its point is , or even its attitude toward its subject offer much more than the series offer natural , matter-of-fact performances that glint with sorrow , longing and love offer natural , matter-of-fact performances that glint with sorrow , longing and love . offer some modest amusements offer some modest amusements when one has nothing else to watch offering a peep show into the lives of the era's creme de la celluloid offering an original offering exceptionally well-detailed characters offering fine acting moments offering fine acting moments and offering fine acting moments and pungent offering instead with its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future offering itself up in subtle plot maneuvers offering itself up in subtle plot maneuvers ... offering next to little insight offering next to little insight into its intriguing subject offers a compelling investigation of faith versus intellect offers a desperately ingratiating performance offers a desperately ingratiating performance . offers a fair amount of trashy , kinky fun offers a glimpse of the Solomonic decision facing Jewish parents in those turbulent times : to save their children and yet to lose them . offers a great deal of insight offers a great deal of insight into the female condition offers a great deal of insight into the female condition and offers a great deal of insight into the female condition and the timeless danger of emotions repressed offers a great deal of insight into the female condition and the timeless danger of emotions repressed . offers a ray of hope offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past offers a refreshingly different slice of Asian cinema offers a refreshingly different slice of Asian cinema . offers a solid build-up , a terrific climax , and some nice chills along the way offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone offers a trenchant critique of capitalism offers all the perfect ingredients offers all the perfect ingredients to more than satisfy your appetite offers all the perfect ingredients to more than satisfy your appetite . offers all the pleasure of a handsome and well-made entertainment offers all the pleasure of a handsome and well-made entertainment . offers an AIDS subtext , skims over the realities of gay sex , offers an AIDS subtext , skims over the realities of gay sex , and offers an AIDS subtext , skims over the realities of gay sex , and presents yet another tired old vision of the gay community as an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves offers an engrossing way to demonstrate the virtues of the IMAX format . offers an exploration that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film offers an exploration that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film . offers an interesting bit of speculation offers an interesting bit of speculation as to the issues Brecht faced as his life drew to a close . offers an intriguing what-if premise offers an intriguing what-if premise . offers an unexpected window offers an unexpected window into the complexities of the Middle East struggle and into the humanity of its people offers an unexpected window into the complexities of the Middle East struggle and into the humanity of its people . offers big , fat , dumb offers big , fat , dumb laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . ah , what the hell offers big , fat , dumb laughs that may make you hate yourself for giving in . ah , what the hell . offers chills offers chills much like those offers chills much like those that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies offers chills much like those that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies . offers copious hints along the way -- myriad signs , if you will -- that beneath the familiar , funny surface is a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one in which little green men come to Earth for harvesting purposes offers copious hints along the way -- myriad signs , if you will -- that beneath the familiar , funny surface is a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one in which little green men come to Earth for harvesting purposes . offers escapism offers few surprises offers few surprises and finds its stars slumming in territory offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us offers flickering reminders of the ties that bind us . offers gorgeous imagery , effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding offers gorgeous imagery , effective performances , and an increasingly unsettling sense of foreboding . offers hope offers instead an unflinching and objective look at a decidedly perverse pathology offers just enough insight to keep it from being simpleminded offers just enough sweet and traditional romantic comedy to counter the crudity . offers large rewards offers little offers little beyond the momentary joys of pretty and weightless intellectual entertainment offers little beyond the momentary joys of pretty and weightless intellectual entertainment . offers little else of consequence offers little insight offers little insight into the experience of being forty , female and single offers little insight into the experience of being forty , female and single . offers much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes , hoofing and crooning with the best of them offers much colorful eye candy , including the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes , hoofing and crooning with the best of them . offers much to absorb and even more to think about after the final frame offers much to absorb and even more to think about after the final frame . offers no easy , comfortable resolution offers no sugar-coating or interludes of lightness offers not even a hint of joy , preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed and urinates on the plants at his own birthday party offers nothing offers nothing more than a bait-and-switch that is beyond playing fair with the audience offers nothing more than a bait-and-switch that is beyond playing fair with the audience . offers opportunities for occasional smiles offers opportunities for occasional smiles and offers piercing domestic drama with spikes of sly humor offers piercing domestic drama with spikes of sly humor . offers plenty to ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds offers plenty to ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds . offers rare insight offers rare insight into the structure of relationships offers rare insight into the structure of relationships . offers some flashy twists offers some flashy twists and offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable offers some flashy twists and turns that occasionally fortify this turgid fable . offers the most succinct review of it you'll read anywhere offers the none-too-original premise offers the none-too-original premise that everyone involved with moviemaking is a con artist and a liar offers the none-too-original premise that everyone involved with moviemaking is a con artist and a liar . offers us the sense that on some elemental level , Lilia deeply wants to break free of her old life offers us the sense that on some elemental level , Lilia deeply wants to break free of her old life . offers winning performances and some effecting moments offers winning performances and some effecting moments . official repression offset by the sheer ugliness of everything else offsets to a notable degree ofrecen actuaciones verdaderamente memorables oft-brilliant oft-brilliant Safe Conduct ( `` Laissez-passer '' ) often achieves a level of connection and concern often achieves a mesmerizing poetry . often appear to be reading the lines and often appear to be reading the lines and are incapable of conveying any emotion often appear to be reading the lines and are incapable of conveying any emotion . often awkwardly directed and suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story often boring often boring . often contradictory often downright creepy often elegantly considers various levels of reality and uses shifting points of view often exciting often exquisite often fascinating often feels unsure . often filled with a sense of pure wonderment and excitement not often seen in today's cinema du sarcasm often food-spittingly often food-spittingly funny often funny often funny way often futile lifestyle often hackneyed often hackneyed or often hackneyed or just plain often hackneyed or just plain crude often hackneyed or just plain crude , often hackneyed or just plain crude , calculated to provoke shocked laughter , without following up on a deeper level often heartbreaking often hilarious often hilarious minutes often hilarious romantic jealousy comedy often imaginative often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness often infectious often infuriatingly glib and posturing often inspiring often intense often intense character study often it's meandering , low on energy , and too eager to be quirky at moments when a little old-fashioned storytelling would come in handy often lethally dull often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again , in a better movie often looks like an episode of the TV show Blind Date , only less technically proficient and without the pop-up comments . often lovely often overwhelms what could have been a more multifaceted look at this interesting time and place . often overwritten often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen often pointless often sophomoric often strains often surprises you with unexpected comedy often surprising often surprising twists often surprising twists and often surprising twists and an intermingling of naiveté and sophistication often touching often unexpected often unfunny often unsettling often very funny often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy often watchable often watchable , though goofy and lurid , often watchable , though goofy and lurid , blast often-cute often-cute film often-deadly boring , strange reading often-funny often-funny comedy often-funny drama often-hilarious often-hilarious farce often-mined and despairing milieu oftentimes funny oftentimes funny , oftentimes funny , yet oftentimes funny , yet ultimately cowardly oftentimes funny , yet ultimately cowardly autocritique oh my oh-so-important ol' ol' urban legend stuff ol' urban legend stuff . old , familiar old . old Monty Python cartoons old World War old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles old age and grief old and old and scary one old bad trip old cliches old college try old crap old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas old enough to have developed some taste old enough to have earned a 50-year friendship old fashion romance and someone old gags old garbage old jokes old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one old pickup skidding old popcorn fun old porridge old quickly . old soap opera old story old stuff old tropes old-fashioned , occasionally charming old-fashioned , occasionally charming and old-fashioned , occasionally charming and as subtle old-fashioned Hollywood magic old-fashioned adventure old-fashioned and fuddy-duddy old-fashioned but emotionally stirring old-fashioned but emotionally stirring adventure tale old-fashioned entertainment old-fashioned in all the best possible ways old-fashioned scary movie old-fashioned storytelling old-fashioned swashbuckling old-fashioned themes old-fashioned values old-fashioned-movie movie old-hat old-hat province old-movie idiosyncrasy old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion old-world charm older older and wiser eyes , older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b.s. one another and put on a show in drag ominous mood and tension omits omitted nor a cliché left unsaid omnibus tradition on '' stupid on , well , Love in the Time of Money on . Like you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away on 30 pounds for the role on Angelina Jolie's surprising flair for self-deprecating comedy on Dave Barry's popular book of the same name on Imax it seems better , not just bigger on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . on J.K. Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers on Johnny Knoxville's stomach on MGM's shelf on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik on Max when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script on Philip K . Dick stories on Scooby -- you'll love this movie . on The Santa Clause 2 on `` stupid on `` stupid '' on a 10-inch television screen on a 10-year delay on a Wal-Mart budget on a board on a bumpy but satisfying journey of the heart on a daytime television serial on a devilishly witty script by Heather McGowan and Niels Mueller on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers on a dime in the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness on a group of extremely talented musicians on a high note on a job well done on a land most Westerners are unfamiliar with on a marquee , especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 on a number of themes , not least the notion that the marginal members of society ... on a pedestal on a positive ( if tragic ) note on a potentially interesting idea on a ride that's consistently surprising , easy to watch -- but , oh , so dumb on a roller-coaster ride from innocence on a roller-coaster ride from innocence to experience without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality on a scorchingly plotted dramatic scenario for its own good on a squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula that goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film on a string of exotic locales on a theme that will resonate with singles of many ages on a traditional Indian wedding in contemporary New Delhi on a true and historically significant story on a truly grand scale on a visceral level that transcends language on action on adultery on all cylinders on all levels on an elegant visual sense and a talent on an emotional level , funnier , on an emotional level , funnier , and on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less on an emotional level , funnier , and on the whole less detached on an inferior level on an intoxicating show on an irresistible , languid romanticism on and on to the point of nausea on any level on any list of favorites on audience patience on badly-rendered CGI effects on becoming boring and predictable on both sides it falls short on both suspense and payoff on cable on character on cliched or meaningless roles on cotton candy on courtroom movies , a few nifty twists that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis on crossing-over mumbo jumbo , manipulative sentimentality , and sappy dialogue on crummy-looking videotape on cue on different levels on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches on equal parts of innocence and wisdom on equal parts of innocence and wisdom -- wisdom that comes with experience on every frame of this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye on expressing itself in every way imaginable on fatality , classism , and ignorance on fatality , classism , and ignorance . on foreign shores on grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like moments on great scares and a good surprise ending on grungy video on hammy at times on his broad , handsome shoulders on his creepy explorations on his movie to work at the back of your neck long after you leave the theater on his pretty-boy laurels on his sentimental journey of the heart on his sentimental journey of the heart . on his way to becoming the American Indian Spike Lee on how bad the movie is on human interaction rather than battle and action sequences on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company on in a disjointed , substandard fashion from one on inanely for two hours on intimate relationships on invisible , nearly psychic nuances , leaping into digressions of memory and desire on it on its empty head on its fairly ludicrous plot on its lack of empathy on its own , on its own , it's not very interesting on its own , it's not very interesting . as a remake , it's a pale imitation on its own , it's not very interesting . as a remake , it's a pale imitation . on its own postmodern conceit on its own self-referential hot air on its own self-referential hot air , but on the inspired performance of Tim Allen on its shaky foundation on its taut performances and creepy atmosphere on its visual merits . on its way on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today on lingering terror punctuated by sudden shocks and not constant bloodshed on losers in a gone-to-seed hotel on melodrama . But it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast on melodrama . But it's emotionally engrossing , too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast . on mindless action on my own deathbed for a while on no level whatsoever for me on offal like this on offensive , waste of time , money and celluloid on one of America's most durable obsessions on opting out of any opportunity for finding meaning in relationships or work on other levels on par with the first one on parade on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway on poo and pee jokes on providing deep emotional motivation for each and every one of Abagnale's antics on purpose is never clear . on rollerblades on screen been so aggressively anti-erotic on screen thrills on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull on shame on slippery footing on so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race on some levels on some solid performances and witty dialogue on sophisticated , discerning taste on stage . It's not a motion picture on standard horror flick formula on straight versus gay personal ads , on how men would act if they had periods , and on the perils of a certain outré sexual practice on subtle ironies and visual devices on surprises on technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue on tediously about their lives , loves and the art on televised Scooby-Doo shows or reruns on tension , eloquence , spiritual challenge -- things that have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries on the amateurish on the anguish that can develop when one mulls leaving the familiar to traverse uncharted ground on the assassination of John F . Kennedy on the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between Chan and Hewitt on the banality and hypocrisy of too much kid-vid on the basis of the wisdom , and at times , the startling optimism , of the children on the battle bots , please on the bigger-than-life screen on the brink of major changes on the button on the cannibal genre on the cinematic front on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls on the deep deceptions of innocence on the delicious pulpiness of its lurid fiction on the economics of dealing and the pathology of ghetto fabulousness on the edge of your seat on the engaging on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies on the fame freeway on the glamorous machine that thrusts the audience into a future they won't much care about on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland on the grotesque on the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged on the importance of those moments on the inanity -- and the Cold War datedness -- of its premise on the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time on the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick on the local flavour with a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza on the marquee , that we just can't get no satisfaction on the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever on the monster's path of destruction on the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing on the perfect ending on the premise on the promise of excitement on the same old formula of teen sex , outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs on the shoulders of its actors on the shrill side , tempered by a soft southern gentility that speaks of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons on the soullessness of work on the spectacular scale on the strength of their own cleverness on the subgenre on the subgenre's most enabling victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers on the success of Bollywood on the title of ugliest movie of the year on the verge of either cracking up or throwing up on the whole , you're gonna like this movie on the whole , you're gonna like this movie . on the whole less on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up on the young woman's infirmity and her naive dreams on their parents ' anguish on theory , sleight-of-hand , and ill-wrought hypothesis on this frozen tundra soap opera that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people on this screenplay on those rare occasions when the narrator stops yammering on those terms it's inoffensive and actually rather sweet on three short films and two features on toilet humor , ethnic slurs on too many tried-and-true shenanigans that hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy on top on top of the same old crap on ugly digital video on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior on untuned instruments on what happens when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn on what ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject on which to hang his persistently useless movies on world domination and destruction on your feet on-screen chemistry once a good idea that was followed by the bad idea to turn it into a movie once again dazzle and delight us once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent once again he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film once again looking for residuals as this officially completes a Good Will Hunting trilogy that was never planned once again reinvented itself for a new generation once again strands his superb performers in the same old story . once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny once again that he's the best brush in the business once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . once amusing once called ` the gift of tears once emotional and richly once emotional and richly analytical once had a nightmare like this once in a while a film once in the rush to save the day did I become very involved in the proceedings ; to me once intimate and universal cinema once overly old-fashioned once overly old-fashioned in its sudsy once overly old-fashioned in its sudsy plotting once playful and haunting once playful and haunting , once playful and haunting , an in-depth portrait of an iconoclastic artist who was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends once she lets her love depraved leads meet , ( Denis ' ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle once subtle and visceral once the falcon arrives in the skies above Manhattan , the adventure is on red alert once the true impact of the day unfolds , the power of this movie is undeniable . once too often once you get through the accents , All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit once you get through the accents , All or Nothing becomes an emotional , though still positive , wrench of a sit . one's appetite for the Bollywood films one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity one's patience to get to the good stuff one's worse fears about civilization one , it's not very good either . one Hollywood cliche one Oscar nomination one Oscar nomination for Julianne Moore this year one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen one alcoholic beverage one among a multitude of simple-minded one appreciate Silence of the Lambs one arresting image one as brave and challenging as you could possibly expect these days from American cinema one baaaaaaaaad movie one bad dude . When you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation one bad idea one battle followed by killer CGI effects one big , dumb action movie one big , dumb action movie . one big , dumb action movie . Stress ` dumb one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another one big excuse to play one lewd scene after another . About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal one big laugh one big laugh , one big laugh , three or four mild giggles , and one bright shining star one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms one can't help but be drawn in by the sympathetic characters one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history one carried by a strong sense of humanism one clever line one cogent point , unless it's that life stinks one coincidence pummels another one colorful event one colorful event to another one could rent the original and get the same love story and parable . one decent performance one decent performance from the cast and one decent performance from the cast and not one clever line of dialogue one dumb movie one enjoys a bad slasher one enjoys a bad slasher flick one enjoys seeing Joan grow from awkward young woman to strong , determined monarch one eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material one experiences Mr . Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience one experiences Mr. Haneke's own sadistic tendencies toward his audience one fantastic visual trope one feels cheated one film one film that's truly deserving of its Oscar nomination one for the ages one for the masses one for this kind of movie one for you one gets the feeling that the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism is at work here one glued to the screen one good idea one good one one has nothing else to watch one hears Harry Shearer is going to make his debut as a film director one heck of a character study -- not of Hearst or Davies one heck of a character study -- not of Hearst or Davies but one heck of a character study -- not of Hearst or Davies but of the unique relationship between them one helluva singer one helluva time one helluva time at the movies one hopes Mr. Plympton will find room for one more member of his little band , a professional screenwriter . one implausible situation to another one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable one in which fear and frustration are provoked to intolerable levels one is - the books are better . one is - the books are better . Translating complex characters from novels to the big screen is an impossible task one is left with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else . one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead one it follows into melodrama and silliness one level one makes one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness one man's ruin may be another's fortune one man's treasure one man's triumph one man's triumph of will one man and his delusions one mediocre movie one mind-numbingly lengthy riff one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes one moment one moment in the film that surprises or delights one more celluloid testimonial to the cruelties experienced by Southern blacks as distilled through a Caucasian perspective one more collection of penis , breast and flatulence one more collection of penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story . one more dumb high school comedy one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates one mundane story one never one never overwhelms the other one not-so-small problem one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films one of 2002's involvingly adult surprises one of Demme's good films one of France's most inventive directors one of French cinema's master craftsmen one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes one of Mr . Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny one of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works one of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works , one of Mr. Chabrol's subtlest works , but also one of his most uncanny one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies one of Polanski's best films one of Robert Altman's lesser works one of San Francisco's most vital , if least widely recognized , creative fountainheads one of Shakespeare's better known tragedies one of a really solid Woody Allen film one of cinema's directorial giants one of his most daring , and complicated , performances one of his richest roles one of his richest roles in years one of its strengths one of its strengths . one of its strengths . Entirely appropriately one of its strengths . Entirely appropriately , one of its strengths . Entirely appropriately , the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master one of my least favourite emotions , especially when I have to put up with 146 minutes of it one of our best actors one of the actor's whiny jags one of the all-time great apocalypse movies one of the best one of the best actors , directors and producers one of the best actors there is one of the best ensemble casts of the year one of the best examples of artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon one of the best films one of the best films of the year one of the best gay love stories one of the best gay love stories ever made one of the best love stories of any stripe one of the best war movies ever made one of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen one of the better video-game-based flicks , one of the better video-game-based flicks , is that the film acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice . one of the biggest disappointments of the year one of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year one of the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness one of the film's stars recently said , a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia . one of the finest films of the year one of the finest films of the year . one of the finest films of the year . If you're not deeply touched by this movie , check your pulse one of the great films about movie love one of the great minds of our times one of the great minds of our times interesting and accessible one of the great submarine stories one of the greatest date movies in years one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years one of the hapless victims of the arrogant one of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome one of the lucky few who sought it out one of the more daring and surprising American movies of the year one of the more influential works one of the more influential works of the ` Korean New Wave ' one of the more influential works of the ` Korean New Wave ' . one of the most appealing movies ever made about an otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject -- a teenage boy in love with his stepmother one of the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen one of the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men one of the most curiously depressing one of the most entertaining Bonds in years one of the most entertaining monster movies in ages one of the most frantic , virulent and foul-natured Christmas season pics ever delivered by a Hollywood studio one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen one of the most honest films ever made about Hollywood one of the most important stories one of the most ingenious and entertaining one of the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers I've seen in quite a long time . one of the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers i one of the most interesting writer\/directors one of the most interesting writer\/directors working today one of the most moronic screenplays of the year , full of holes that will be obvious even to those who aren't looking for them one of the most plain white toast comic book films one of the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while one of the most repellent things one of the most repellent things to pop up in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage one of the most savagely hilarious social critics one of the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory one of the movies you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live one of the outstanding thrillers of recent years one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema one of the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here one of the rarest kinds of films one of the rarest kinds of films : one of the rarest kinds of films : a family-oriented non-Disney film that is actually funny without hitting below the belt one of the saddest action hero performances ever witnessed one of the saddest films I have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental one of the saddest films i have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental one of the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time one of the smartest one of the smartest takes on singles culture i've seen in a long time one of the smartest takes on singles culture i've seen in a long time . one of the summer's most pleasurable movies one of the world's most fascinating stories one of the worst one of the worst films of the summer one of the worst movies of one year one of the worst movies of the year . one of the worst movies of the year . It's just merely very bad one of the worst of the entire franchise one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history one of the year's best one of the year's best films one of the year's most enjoyable releases one of the year's most intriguing movie experiences one of the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures one of the year's worst cinematic tragedies one of them one of this year's very best pictures one of those ` alternate reality ' one of those all-star reunions one of those art house films that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only one of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one one of those crass one of those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original one of those crazy , mixed-up films that doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up one of those films that possesses all the good intentions in the world , but one of those films that requires the enemy to never shoot straight one of those films that started with a great premise and then just fell apart one of those films that started with a great premise and then just fell apart . one of those movies one of those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good one of those movies that's so bad it starts to become good . one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely , one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely , an archetypal one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely , an archetypal desire to enjoy good trash every now and then one of those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself , namely , an archetypal desire to enjoy good trash every now and then . one of those rare docs that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party one of those rare remakes one of those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right one of those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right one of those vanity projects in which a renowned filmmaker attempts to show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people one of two things : unadulterated thrills or genuine laughs one of world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists one only a true believer could relish one out of the park for the ` they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department one out of the park for the ` they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department . one part romance novel , one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking one pussy-ass world one pussy-ass world when even killer-thrillers revolve around group therapy sessions one reason it's so lackluster one relentlessly depressing situation one relentlessly depressing situation after another for its entire running time one resurrection too many . one saving one scene is so disgusting that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch one spectacularly ugly-looking broad one splendidly cast pair one step further one strike one strike against it one summer film that satisfies one surefire way to get a nomination for a best-foreign-film Oscar : Make a movie about whimsical folk who learn a nonchallenging , life-affirming lesson while walking around a foreign city with stunning architecture one teenager's uncomfortable class resentment and one terrific score one terrific score and one terrific score and attitude to spare one terrific story one terrific story with lots of laughs one that's been told by countless filmmakers about Italian - , Chinese - , Irish - , Latin - one that's been told by countless filmmakers about Italian - , Chinese - , Irish - , Latin - , Indian - , Russian one that's steeped in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty one that , next to his best work , feels clumsy and convoluted one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern one that families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing should investigate one that grows in power in retrospect one that grows in power in retrospect . one that is dark , disturbing , painful to watch , yet compelling one that is presented with great sympathy and intelligence one that many more people should check out one that may well put the nail in the coffin of any future Rice adaptations one that never materializes one that pushes the boundaries of biography , and challenges its audience one that pushes the boundaries of biography , and challenges its audience . one that seems to be made for a different film altogether one that should be thrown back in the river one that spans time and reveals meaning one that spans time and reveals meaning ? You bet there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking . one that speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever one that typifies the delirium of post , pre , and extant stardom one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat one that was hard for me to warm up to one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' one the public one thing's for sure if george romero had directed this movie , it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head one thing's for sure if george romero had directed this movie , it wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head . one thing this world needs less of one thing worse one thing worse than Kevin Spacey trying on an Irish accent one thing you couldn't say is that Alias Betty is predictable . one time one truth ( the Ford administration's complicity in tearing ` orphans ' from their mothers one very funny joke and one very funny joke and a few other decent ones one viewing can't possibly be enough one visual marvel one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy one which it fails to get one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep one whose lessons are well worth one whose lessons are well worth revisiting as many times as possible one whose target demographic is likely still in the single digits one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep one word that best describes this film : honest one would be hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop . one would have to be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes one-dimensional one-dimensional buffoons one-dimensional buffoons that get him a few laughs but nothing else one-dimensional characters one-hour mark one-joke one-joke movie one-joke premise one-note performance one-of-a-kind one-of-a-kind tour de force one-of-a-kind work one-sided , one-sided , outwardly sexist one-sided , outwardly sexist or one-sided , outwardly sexist or mean-spirited one-sided theme one-sidedness one-star one-star rating one-trick pony ones that were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities ongoing - and unprecedented - only Benigni hadn't insisted on casting himself in the title role only a depiction of pain only a depiction of pain , today's version of Greek tragedy only a depiction of pain , today's version of Greek tragedy , the talk-show guest decrying her fate only a document of the worst possibilities of mankind only a document of the worst possibilities of mankind can be only a fleeting grasp of how to develop them only a genius only a spectacular whiff only are the film's Sopranos gags incredibly dated and unfunny only at the prospect of beck's next project . let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp only be applauded only because Bullock and Grant were made to share the silver screen . only because it is full of necessary discussion points , but because it is so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment only because the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks only belly laughs only comes to no good only defies credibility only drama only dull only enhance the film's otherworldly quality , giving it a strange combo of you-are-there closeness with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen . only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome . In the wrong hands only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome . In the wrong hands , i . e . Peploe's , it's simply unbearable only excitement only exists to try to eke out an emotional tug of the heart , one which it fails to get only for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters only had a week to live only half-an-hour long or only half-hearted only half-hearted in its spy mechanics only has about 25 minutes of decent material . only improves on it , with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor only in making me groggy only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch only learning but inventing a remarkable new trick only makeup-deep only mildly funny only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage only obscure the message only occasionally satirical and only occasionally satirical and never fresh only of one man's quest to be president , but of how that man single-handedly turned a plane full of hard-bitten , cynical journalists into what was essentially , by campaign's end , an extended publicity department only one of the best gay love stories ever made only one problem only one thing to root for : expulsion for everyone only open new wounds only pain only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny only qualify as a terrible tragedy only reiterates the old Hollywood saw only satisfy those who can't tell the difference between the good , the bad and the ugly . only saving grace only saving grace is that it ends by blowing just about everything up only scratches the surface only seems to care about the bottom line only self-aware neurotics engage in only sex , scandal only sex , scandal , and a chorus line of dangerous damsels can deliver only so much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them only so much baked cardboard only so much baked cardboard I need to chew only sporadically amusing only superficially understands his characters only surprise only teenage boys could possibly find it funny . only the most hardhearted Scrooge could fail to respond only the most patient only the most patient and challenge-hungry moviegoers only the most practiced curmudgeon could fail to crack a smile at only the odd enjoyably chewy lump only thing missing only thing to fear about `` Fear Dot Com '' only those most addicted to film only those most addicted to film violence in all its forms only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments only to record the events for posterity , but only underscores the fuzzy sentimentality of the movie itself , which feels , as it plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing only underscores the fuzzy sentimentality of the movie itself , which feels , as it plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing . only unsatisfactorily only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy only wish we could have spent more time in its world only with muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch only without much energy or tension onto a cross-country road trip of the Homeric kind onto a different path onto the end credits onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory oo many of these gross oo many of these gross out scenes oo many of these gross out scenes ... oodles of charm oodles of style and substance oodles of vulgar oodles of vulgar highlights oops oozes craft oozes craft . oozing , chilling and heart-warming oozing with attractive men open open this year open windows open yourself up to Mr. Reggio's theory of this imagery as the movie's set open-ended finale open-ended questions open-endedness and open-endedness and surprises open-faced open-hearted film open-mouthed before the screen , not screaming but yawning opened it up for all of us opened it up for all of us to understand opening ) dance opening the man's head and heart is the only imaginable reason for the film to be made openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull openness , openness , the little surprises opens today opens today in the New York metropolitan area opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful opens with maggots crawling on a dead dog opera's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions opera's a pleasure when you don't have to endure intermissions -- opera lovers opera that leaves no heartstring untugged and no liberal cause unplundered opera-ish approach undermines his good intentions . opera-ish dialogue opera-ish story operates nicely operatic operatic , sprawling picture opium oportunidad de cultura ( aunque sea condensada ) que bien vale la pena aprovechar opportunity to be truly revelatory about his psyche opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn opportunity to make absurdist observations opportunity to observe the inequities in the death penalty , not just the inherent immorality opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary opportunity to use that term as often as possible . opposed to the extent of their outrageousness opposed to the manifesto opposite each other Bullock and Grant still opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it oppressive oppressive , morally superior good-for-you quality oppressively oppressively gloomy oppressively gloomy techno-horror clambake oppressively heavy ops , no matter how you spell it , it's still a mistake to go see it . optimism optimistic optimistic that there's hope for popular cinema yet option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept opts for a routine slasher film that was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through opts for a routine slasher film that was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through . opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest opulent or , worse yet , nonexistent -- or Monsters , Inc or The Others or `` suck '' or an absurdist workplace sitcom or applaud his special effects or bored or frustrated by the film or comprehensible or destined to be completely forgotten or even keep your eyes open or even keep your eyes open . or exhilarate you or have forgotten about the unmentioned victims of war or loathe it or maybe `` How will you feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering ? '' or preachy or pristine forests or rolling your eyes or show it to their own kids or the emotional integrity of the performances or worth rooting against , for that matter oral storytelling frozen onto film orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death orchestrate a buoyant , darkly funny dance of death . orchestrates the transformation of the chilly , neurotic , and self-absorbed Martha as her heart begins to open orchestrating orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull ordinary ordinary , pasty lumpen ordinary and ordinary and obvious ordinary melodrama organic organic intrigue organized orgasm orgy original original and , instead , original and , instead , rehash old original and , instead , rehash old jokes original and highly cerebral original and highly cerebral examination original and insightful original cartoon original character , siuation or joke original fantasy film original film original gem original hit movie original in form original in its base concept that you can not help but get caught up . original inspiration original is its content , look , and style original little film original magic original nor terribly funny original rape original story original talent original treatment originality originality , cleverness or even visible originality , humour and pathos originality , wit originality , wit , originality , wit , or originality , wit , or intelligence originality . originality . It does succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style originality and delight originality in ` Life ' originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies originality of plot originality to make it a great movie originated ostentatious other , better crime movies other , better films other , better films , especially Seven other , better films , especially Seven , which director William Malone slavishly copies other , better movies other Best Picture contenders other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . other direction other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time other foul substances other great documentaries other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas other hyphenate American young men struggling to balance conflicting cultural messages other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- other sloppy other than fling gags at it other than its Oscar-sweeping franchise predecessor other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low other than the very sluggish pace ) other than to employ Hollywood kids and people who owe favors to their famous parents . other than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up other thrillers other times as bland as a block of snow other times candidly revealing other two recent Dumas botch-jobs other words , about as bad a film other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year others create ultimate thrills . Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance others don't , others in its genre in that it is does not rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches others in the genre others may find 80 minutes of these shenanigans exhausting others to stand up and applaud others will find their humor-seeking dollars best spent elsewhere . otherwise appalling otherwise appalling , and otherwise appalling , and downright creepy otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject otherwise appealing otherwise appealing picture otherwise bleak otherwise bleak tale otherwise calculated otherwise comic otherwise comic narrative otherwise delightful otherwise delightful comedy otherwise drowns in a sea of visual and verbal clichés otherwise dull otherwise dull subjects otherwise excellent otherwise excellent film otherwise good otherwise good movie otherwise good-naturedness otherwise intense otherwise intense , twist-and-turn thriller otherwise mediocre otherwise mediocre film otherwise respectable otherwise respectable action otherwise talented otherwise talented cast otherwise the production is suitably elegant otherwise this is the best ` old neighborhood ' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists otherworldly otherworldly quality ou've got to love a Disney pic with as little cleavage as this one has , and a heroine as feisty and principled as Jane . ought to be a directing license , so that Ed Burns can have his revoked ought to be a directing license , so that Ed Burns can have his revoked . ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject ought to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering ought to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering . ought to pick up the durable best seller Smart Women , Foolish Choices for advice our Hollywood has all but lost our action-and-popcorn obsessed culture will embrace this engaging and literate psychodrama our best achievements our best achievements and our best achievements and other times our best actors our close ties with animals our deepest , media-soaked fears our desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to our dismay our emotional investment our emotions our eyes our hearts for acceptance our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man our imagination our infantilized culture our infantilized culture that isn't entirely infantile our lust our lust for fast-paced action our moral hackles our most conservative and hidebound movie-making traditions our most flamboyant female comics our moviemakers our reality tv obsession , our reality tv obsession , and even our respect our senses with the chilling sights our special talents can be when put in service of of others our sympathies ourselves and ourselves is One Hour Photo's real strength ourselves longing for the block of wood to come back ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story out out a tight plot with an easy pace and a focus on character drama over crime-film complications out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters out ballsy and stylish out ballsy and stylish but fails to keep it up and settles into clichés . out by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos out clever but veers into overkill out feeling strangely unsatisfied out gunning to make a great one out his cast with appealing fresh faces out in high style out loud . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will out mediocre out of Eudora Welty out of John C . Walsh's Pipe Dream is the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie out of a cellular phone commercial out of character and logically out of character and logically porous action set out of control out of embarrassment or stupidity out of reach out of steam out on video before month's end out the best from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals that are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue out the latent 15-year-old romantic in everyone out there ! out there because they love what they do out there somewhere who's dying for this kind of entertainment out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life out to be out to be a cut above the norm , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting out with Samantha out with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes out-bad-act the other out-of-kilter out-of-kilter character out-outrage out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience out-sized out-stealth any agent , out-to-change-the-world outdated outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks outdated swagger outdoes its spectacle outdoes its spectacle . outgag any of those young whippersnappers making moving pictures today outing with one of France's most inventive directors outlandish outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike outnumber the hits by three-to-one . outpaces its contemporaries with daring and verve outraged outrageous , ingenious outrageous , sickening , sidesplitting goods outrageous central gimmick outrageous charm outrageous dark outrageous or funny outrageous pranks and scenes outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs outrageous tendencies outrageously creative action outrageously unbelievable outrageously unbelievable scenarios outright bodice-ripper outright enjoyable outright newness outright newness . Plus outselling the electric guitar outshine outshine the best some directors outshine the original outshined outside his grasp outside the context of the current political climate ( see : terrorists are more evil than ever ! ) outside the under-10 set outstanding outstanding about this film outstanding as director outstanding as director Bruce McCulloch outstanding feature debut outstanding originality outstanding performance outstanding soundtrack outstanding thrillers outta outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie outwardly sexist outwardly sexist or mean-spirited outwardly sexist or mean-spirited . outweigh the positives over a late-inning twist that just doesn't make sense over age 4 screaming from the theater over crime-film complications over every cheap trick in the book trying to make the outrage over everyone's head over his head over its seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference over saucer-eyed , downy-cheeked moppets and their empathetic caretakers over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time over the end of cinema over the head with a moral over the map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from Lynch , Jeunet , and von Trier while failing to find a spark of its own over the no sense ending over the past year , which means that Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while over the spectacular ( visually speaking ) over this over this `` un-bear-able '' project over with over-blown over-blown drama over-dramatic over-dramatic at times over-familiarity over-indulgent over-indulgent tirade over-reliance over-romanticize the spiritual desolation of the struggling artiste over-the-top , and over-the-top , and amateurish over-the-top , and amateurish . over-the-top love over-the-top mix over-the-top trash overachieving overacted overacted with all the boozy self-indulgence that brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors overall an overwhelmingly positive portrayal overall blandness overall feelings , broader ideas overall feelings , broader ideas , overall flaw overall it's an entertaining and informative documentary . overall limp , overall mood and focus overall the Halloween series has lost its edge overbearing overbearing and overbearing and over-the-top overbearing and over-the-top as the family overbearing series overblown overblown , and entirely implausible overblown and overblown and tie-in overblown climax overblown clunker overblown enterprise overblown in its plotting , overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue and overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue and anachronistic in its style overblown in the traditional Almodóvar style overboard overburdened with complicated plotting and banal dialogue overcome bad hair design overcome blah characters overcome his personal obstacles and overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man overcome its weaknesses overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot overcome the film's manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes overcome the obstacles of a predictable outcome and a screenplay that glosses over Rafael's evolution . overcome the problematic script overcome the sense that Pumpkin is a mere plot pawn for two directors with far less endearing disabilities overcome the triviality of the story overcomes overcomes its questionable in-the-ring match-up with solid fight choreography and gritty prison authenticity overcomes its questionable in-the-ring match-up with solid fight choreography and gritty prison authenticity . overcomes much overcomes the regular minefield of coming-of-age cliches overcomes the regular minefield of coming-of-age cliches with potent doses of honesty and sensitivity overcomes the regular minefield of coming-of-age cliches with potent doses of honesty and sensitivity . overcomes the script's flaws and envelops the audience in his character's anguish , anger and frustration overcomes the script's flaws and envelops the audience in his character's anguish , anger and frustration . overcoming-obstacles sports-movie triumph overcook the hysteria overcooked overcooked , ham-fisted direction overcooked soufflé overdoing overdoing it overdone overdose movies overdose movies like '' Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood overdose movies like '' Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood , '' except that the writing , acting and character development are a lot better overdose movies like `` Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood , '' overdose movies like `` Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood , '' except that the writing , acting and character development are a lot better overdoses overeager overemphatic overexposed overexposed waste overflowing overflowing septic tank overflows overflows with wisdom and emotion overflows with wisdom and emotion . overindulgence forgivable overinflated overinflated mythology overkill to the highest degree overladen overladen with plot conceits overloads overloads it with sugary bits of business overlong overlong , and bombastic overlong and overlong and not well-acted overlong and not well-acted , overlong and not well-acted , but overlong and not well-acted , but credit writer-producer-director overlong documentary overlong documentary about ` The Lifestyle . overlong episode overlong infomercial overlong soap overlong visit overlooked pitfalls overly ambitious to be fully successful overly complicated overly complicated and overly complicated and derivative overly complicated and derivative screenplay overly convenient overly convenient plot twists overly deliberate overly familiar overly familiar scenario overly melodramatic overly melodramatic ... overly melodramatic but overly old-fashioned overly original overly sentimental overly sillified plot overly talky overly-familiar overly-familiar and poorly-constructed comedy overmanipulative overmanipulative Hollywood practices overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors overplayed overplayed and exaggerated overplotted overplotted , Anne Rice rock overpraised overpraised Elizabeth overproduced overproduced and overproduced and generally disappointing overproduced and generally disappointing effort overproduced as it was in her music overproduced piece overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . overproduced piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . Hmmm overreaches the logic of its own world overrides overrides what little we learn along the way about vicarious redemption overrides what little we learn along the way about vicarious redemption . overripe episode overrun overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels overrun modern-day comedies overrun with movies dominated by CGI aliens and super heroes overshadowed overshadowed by its predictability overshadowed by some strong performances overshadowed by the uberviolence of the Clericks overshadowed by the uberviolence of the Clericks as this becomes just another kung-fu sci-fi movie with silly action sequences oversimplification , superficiality and silliness oversize medium overstated overstating overstays overstays its natural running time overstimulated overstimulated minds overstuffed overstuffed , erratic dramedy overstuffed and overstuffed and undernourished overstuffed compendium overstylized overstylized , puréed mélange overt self-awareness overtly disagreeable overtly silly overtly silly dialogue overtones overuse overused overused cocktail overweight and out overweight and out of shape overwhelm everything else overwhelm what is left of the scruffy , dopey old Hanna-Barbera charm overwhelm what is left of the scruffy , dopey old Hanna-Barbera charm . overwhelmed by its lack of purpose overwhelmed by its lack of purpose that it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama overwhelmed by predictability overwhelming overwhelming pleasure overwhelming sadness overwhelming waste overwhelmingly overwhelmingly cogent overwhelmingly positive portrayal overwhelms what could have been a more multifaceted look at this interesting time and place overwhelms what could have been a more multifaceted look at this interesting time and place . overworked overwritten overwrought overwrought , overwrought , melodramatic bodice-ripper overwrought , melodramatic bodice-ripper . overwrought Taiwanese soaper overwrought and crudely literal overwrought comedy\/drama overwrought emotion overwrought ending overwrought existentialism overwrought existentialism and overwrought existentialism and stomach-churning gore overwrought new sequence overwrought you'd swear he just stepped out of a Buñuel retrospective owe Nicolas Cage an apology . owed to Benigni owes enormous debts owes enormous debts to Aliens and every previous dragon drama own Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tribute own ambitious goals own breezy , distracted rhythms own brightly colored dreams own brilliance own considerable achievement own cremaster own cuteness own deathbed own eccentricities own fear and paranoia own floundering way own head-banging obviousness own idiosyncratic way own languorous charm own life own meager weight own most damning censure own placid way own preciousness own pretentious self-examination own provocative theme own quirky hipness own sadistic tendencies toward his audience own self-referential hot air own shortcomings own skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique own solemn insights own staggeringly unoriginal terms own style own tortured psyche own touches own worst enemy own worst instincts own worst instincts in under 90 minutes pace and foot-dragging rhythms follow paced , and often just plain dull paced and satisfying paced and suspenseful Argentinian thriller paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen paced at a speed that is slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . With a cast of A-list Brit actors paced to be a thriller . paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser paced to be a thriller . -LRB- But it's -RRB- worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser pacing and indifferent craftsmanship pacing and lack pack 'em in on the subcontinent pack a powerful emotional wallop pack it with enough action to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood pack raw dough in my ears pack some serious suspense pack your knitting needles pack your knitting needles . packaged and sold back packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood packed to bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history packed with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message packed with fleet turns of plot and a feast of visual amazement packed with information and impressions packed with inventive cinematic tricks and an ironically killer soundtrack packed with just as much intelligence packed with just as much intelligence as action packed with moments out of an Alice packed with subplots involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film packs an emotional wallop pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed padded padded . padded with incident in the way of a too-conscientious adaptation padding paean page-turner page-turning pages missing paid enough to sit through crap like this pain and violence pained painful painful , obnoxious painful and painful and refreshing painful as The Grey Zone painful elegy painful improbability painful incident painful lie painful nuance painful ride painful to sit through painful to watch painful to watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama painful to watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama painfully painfully authentic painfully aware of their not-being painfully awful painfully bad painfully flat painfully flat gross-out comedy painfully foolish in trying to hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory painfully forced painfully forced , painfully forced , false and fabricated painfully formulaic painfully formulaic and painfully formulaic and stilted painfully leaden painfully leaden film painfully marginal painfully redundant and inauthentic painfully slow painfully slow cliche-ridden film painfully undistinguished painfully unfunny painfully unfunny farce painless painstaking paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun paint some memorable images ... paint-by-number American blockbusters like Pearl Harbor paint-by-numbers paint-by-numbers picture paint-by-numbers plot painted on their largest-ever historical canvas painters painting an unabashedly romantic picture of a nation whose songs spring directly from the lives of the people painting this family dynamic paints - of a culture in conflict with itself paints - of a culture in conflict with itself , paints a grand picture of an era paints a grand picture of an era and paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party paints a sad picture of the singles scene paints a specifically urban sense of disassociation here paints an absurdly simplistic picture paints an absurdly simplistic picture . pairing Clayburgh and Tambor palatable presentation palatable to only a chosen palatable to only a chosen and palatable to only a chosen and very jaundiced few pale pale , dark beauty pale Xerox of other , better crime movies pale Xerox of other , better crime movies . pale imitation pale script pale successor pallid pallid horror palma . if you love him , you'll like it palma . if you love him , you'll like it . palpable palpable chemistry pander to our basest desires pandering pandering middle-age pandering middle-age buddy-comedy pandering palaver pantomimesque sterotypes paper bag to wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers paper thin paper-thin , and their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script paper-thin and paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal paper-thin characterizations paper-thin supporting characters par with the first one parable about honesty and good sportsmanship parable that loves its characters and communicates something rather beautiful about human nature parable that loves its characters and communicates something rather beautiful about human nature . parallel clone-gag paranoia paranoia , and paranoia and paranoia and insecurity paranoid paranoid and unlikable paranoid impulse paraphrase a line from another Dickens ' novel parapsychological parapsychological phenomena and the soulful nuances pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens parental units parents ' appreciation parents ' appreciation of it parents love to have their kids parochial , accessible to a chosen few , standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill parodia absolutamente predecible parody . part Quentin Tarantino , part because the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin part biography , part entertainment part biography , part entertainment and part biography , part entertainment and part history part homage and part remake part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps '' Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference part of an insider clique , which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones part of being a good documentarian part of that delicate canon part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully part of the fun part of what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent participation participatory spectator sport particular , anciently demanding métier particular New Yorkers deeply touched by an unprecedented tragedy particular dishonor particular interest particular interest to students and enthusiast particular talents particularly Balk , who's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents particularly amateurish particularly amateurish episode particularly eccentric particularly engaging particularly funny particularly good particularly good film particularly impressive particularly innovative particularly interesting particularly joyless particularly joyless , particularly joyless , and particularly joyless , and exceedingly dull particularly joyless , and exceedingly dull , particularly joyless , and exceedingly dull , period particularly memorable particularly memorable effect particularly memorable or even all that funny particularly nightmarish particularly original particularly that unexpected downer of an ending particularly toxic little bonbon particularly unconnected particularly well made particularly well-drawn partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success partly a shallow rumination on the emptiness of success -- partly because it is aware of its own grasp of the absurd partly satisfying partly synthetic parts of the movie still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you party-hearty pass for a litmus test of the generation gap and not bad enough to repulse any generation of its fans pass for a thirteen-year-old's book report pass for a thirteen-year-old's book report on the totalitarian themes of 1984 and Farenheit 451 pass off its lack of imagination pass off its lack of imagination as hip knowingness pass this stinker pass this stinker off pass this stinker off as a scary movie pass up pass without reminding audiences that it's only a movie passable enough for a shoot-out in the o . k . court house passable enough for a shoot-out in the o . k . court house of life type of flick . passable entertainment passable entertainment , but it's the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards passable entertainment , but it's the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards . passably passe passe ' passed as slowly as if I'd been sitting naked on an igloo passed the point of being fertile passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge passes time until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge . passing interest passing twinkle passion , and genius passion , creativity , and fearlessness passion , grief and fear passion and attitude passion and energy passion and pretence passion and talent passionate passionate , if somewhat flawed , treatment passionate , tumultuous affair passionate adaptation passionate adaptation of Graham Greene's 1955 novel passionate and passionate and truthful passionate enthusiasms passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese passionate heart passionately passive passive-aggressive passive-aggressive psychology past Love Story derisions past a child's interest and an adult's patience past his prime past its natural length past my crappola radar past the fantastical aspects and harsh past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of `` The Isle '' past your head pastel landscapes pat , fairy-tale conclusion pat for its own good pat storylines pat storylines , precious circumstances pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars patched in from an episode of Miami Vice patchy patchy construction patent solutions to dramatize life's messiness from inside out , in all its strange quirks pathetic pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive pathetic , endearing pathetic , starving and untalented pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography pathetic as Dahmer pathetic as The Animal pathetic exploitation film pathetic idea pathetic junk pathetically pathetically compare notes about their budding amours pathos to support the scattershot terrorizing tone pathos-filled but ultimately life-affirming pathos-filled but ultimately life-affirming finale paths worth following patience patience , respect and affection patient and tenacious patient with the lovely hush patient with the lovely hush ! patient with the lovely hush ! and patient with the lovely hush ! and your reward patriotic patronising patronising reverence patronized patronizing pause and think of what we have given up to acquire the fast-paced contemporary society pauses pauses for blunt exposition to make sure you pausing only to tie up loose ends with more bows than you'll find on a French poodle paved with good intentions paved with good intentions leads to the video store paved with good intentions leads to the video store '' pay for his next project pay money for what we can get on television for free pay reparations to viewers pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead pay to see it pay your $ 8 and get ready for the big shear paying attention , the '' big twists '' paying homage to art paying it a compliment paying money to see the last James Bond movie pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship . pays earnest homage to turntablists pays earnest homage to turntablists and pays earnest homage to turntablists and beat jugglers , old schoolers and current innovators pays for being dishonest . pays off pays off , pays off , as does its sensitive handling of some delicate subject matter pays off , as does its sensitive handling of some delicate subject matter . pays off and pays off and is effective if you stick with it pays tribute peace is possible peace is possible . peace yet another chance peace-and-love peak peaked peaked about three years ago peculiar and always entertaining peculiar and always entertaining costume drama peculiar malaise peculiarly peculiarly moral amorality peculiarly venomous peculiarly venomous ) pedestrian pedestrian , flat drama pee jokes pee-related pee-related sight gags that might even cause Tom Green a grimace ; still pee-related sight gags that might even cause Tom Green a grimace ; still , pee-related sight gags that might even cause Tom Green a grimace ; still , Myer's energy and the silliness of it all eventually prevail peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes peels layers peels layers from this character that may well not have existed on paper peels layers from this character that may well not have existed on paper . peerlessly peeved peevish peevish and peevish and gimmicky pegged into the groove of a New York dating comedy with ` issues ' to simplify pegs itself for the straight-to-video sci-fi rental shelf pegs itself for the straight-to-video sci-fi rental shelf . pencil-thin story penetrates with a rawness penetrates with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing penetrates with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing . penetrating penetrating , penetrating , impenetrable penetrating , potent exploration penis , breast and flatulence gags penis , breast and flatulence gags in search of a story penned by a man who has little clue about either the nature of women or of friendship . pentacostal practices in general and theatrical phenomenon of Hell Houses in particular people's capacity for evil people's homes are extensions of themselves people's homes are extensions of themselves , and particularly eccentric people have particularly eccentric living spaces -- but his subjects are charmers . people act weird people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny people can connect and express their love for each other people constantly checking their watches people far more talented than Ali G people from such diverse cultures people get a kick out of watching them today people have lost the ability to think people in hotel hallways recite poetry in voice-over instead of speaking to each other people laugh people may be wondering what all that jazz was about `` Chicago '' in 2002 . people on the economic fringes of Margaret Thatcher's ruinous legacy people sit and stare and turn away from one another instead of talking and it's all about the silences and if you're into that , have at it people thought I was too hard on `` The Mothman Prophecies '' people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept people together in a sweet and charming way people together in a sweet and charming way , people together in a sweet and charming way , if a little convenient people under stress people usually ignored in contemporary American film . people walking out halfway through people who are enthusiastic about something and then people who can't come up with legitimate funny people who couldn't pass an entrance exam people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction people who have never picked a lock do so easily after a few tries and become expert fighters after a few weeks people who like their romances to have that French realism people who look working-class peopled mainly by characters so unsympathetic that you're left with a sour taste in your mouth peppered with false starts peppered with false starts and peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about peppered with witty dialogue and inventive moments peppered with witty dialogue and inventive moments . peppering the pages with memorable zingers perception , conviction perceptive perceptive , good-natured perceptive , good-natured movie perceptive , taut , piercing and feisty perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air percolating percolating magic perfect perfect . perfect . It's also the year's sweetest movie perfect Wildean actor perfect actor to take us on the trip perfect as his outstanding performance as Bond in Die perfect balance perfect black pearls perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . perfect comic timing perfect ending perfect example perfect family film perfect family film to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year perfect festival film perfect film perfect for a ballplayer perfect for the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters perfect in its relentless descent perfect in their roles perfect in these roles perfect ingredients perfect kind perfect material perfect medium perfect metaphor perfect movie perfect performance perfect quiet pace perfect show perfect starting point perfect teaming perfect use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D perfected perfected the art of highly entertaining , self-aggrandizing , politically motivated documentary-making perfection perfectly perfectly acceptable perfectly acceptable , perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . perfectly acceptable , perfectly bland , perfectly acceptable widget perfectly bland perfectly captures perfectly captures the hotel lobbies , two-lane highways , and roadside cafes perfectly captures the hotel lobbies , two-lane highways , and roadside cafes that permeate Vincent's days perfectly captures the hotel lobbies , two-lane highways , and roadside cafes that permeate vincent's days perfectly captures the wonders and worries of childhood perfectly chilled perfectly clear perfectly competent perfectly competent and perfectly competent and often imaginative perfectly competent and often imaginative film perfectly creepy and believable perfectly describes Pauline & Paulette perfectly enjoyable perfectly enjoyable , perfectly enjoyable , instantly forgettable , perfectly entertaining perfectly entertaining summer diversion perfectly executed perfectly executed and perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters , perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters , who are alternately touching and funny perfectly formed perfectly happy perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy perfectly inoffensive perfectly inoffensive and harmless perfectly melodic perfectly melodic score perfectly pitched perfectly pitched web perfectly pleasant perfectly pleasant if perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey perfectly pleasant if slightly pokey comedy perfectly portrays the desperation of a very insecure man perfectly realized perfectly realized observation perfectly rendered perfectly rendered period piece perfectly respectable perfectly respectable , perfectly respectable , perfectly inoffensive perfectly serviceable perfectly serviceable and perfectly serviceable and because he gives the story some soul perform perform entertaining tricks performance - ahem performance that is nothing short of mesmerizing performances , great to look at , and funny performances of ( Jack Nicholson's ) career performances of exceptional honesty performances that are all understated and touching performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece performed a difficult task indeed performer '' funny performers who rarely work in movies now performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks performing in a film that is only mildly diverting performs is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double performs neither one very well performs neither one very well . perfunctory conclusion perhaps , perhaps ` artistically ' with handheld cameras and apparently no movie lights by Joaquin Baca-Asay perhaps because he's been stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity perhaps more disturbing than originally intended -- perhaps put a little too much heart into his first film and didn't reserve enough for his second . perhaps the budget of Sommers's title-bout features perhaps the heaviest , most joyless movie perhaps the heaviest , most joyless movie ever made about giant perhaps the heaviest , most joyless movie ever made about giant dragons taking over the world . perhaps the simplest story of all perhaps unwittingly peril perilously perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good period drag period drag , period drama and flat-out farce that should please history fans period trappings period-perfect period-piece movie-of-the-week period-piece movie-of-the-week , plain old blarney permeates all its aspects -- from the TV movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes ever filmed permeates all its aspects -- from the TV movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes ever filmed . permits laughter permitting its characters more than two obvious dimensions and repeatedly placing them in contrived , well-worn situations peroxide blond honeys whose worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids perpetual sense perpetually wasted perseverance and persistence that is sure to win viewers ' hearts persistently persistently useless persistently useless movies persnickety persnickety preteens person to be stuck with for two hours personable , amusing personable , amusing cast personal personal loss personal low personal self-discovery personal tragedies personal tragedy personal tragedy and personal tragedy and also the human comedy personalities , inventive photography and cutting personalities , inventive photography and cutting , personalities , inventive photography and cutting , and personalities , inventive photography and cutting , and wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun personality personified by Michel Piccoli personified in the film's simple title personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form perspective with his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions persuades you persuades you , with every scene persuades you , with every scene , persuasive persuasive viewing pertinent ( cinematically unique ) pertinent ( cinematically unique ) message pertinent and enduring pervasive perverse perverse , hopeful and always fun perversely perversely undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates it , giving the movie a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective . perversity perverted perverted , sex-soaked riff pesky pesky mother pessimism peter out midway petty petty theft of your time petty thievery petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars pg-rated , nonthreatening family pg-rated , nonthreatening family movies phenomenal phenomenal , phenomenal , especially phenomenal , water-born cinematography phenomenal band phenomenal fantasy phenomenal fantasy best sellers phenomenal performances phenomenon philosophers , not philosophers , not filmmakers philosophical philosophical depth philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing philosophical musings philosophical visual coming right philosophical void phlegmatic phlegmatic bore phone in his performance as fax it . No , even that's too committed . He gets his secretary to fax it phoney-feeling phoney-feeling sentiment phony phony baloney movie biz phony humility phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism phony imagery or music phony relationship photographed and beautifully photographed and beautifully recorded photographed and beautifully recorded . photographed and staged by Mendes with a series of riveting set pieces photographed and staged by Mendes with a series of riveting set pieces the likes of which mainstream audiences have rarely seen photographed and staged by Mendes with a series of riveting set pieces the likes of which mainstream audiences have rarely seen . photographed in the manner of a Golden Book sprung to life photographed like a film , with the bad lighting that's often written off as indie film naturalism photographed with colour and depth , and rather a good time photographed with colour and depth , and rather a good time . photographic marvel phrase ` comedy gag phrase ` fatal script error phrase ` life affirming ' physical beauty physical energy physically and emotionally disintegrating over the course of the movie physically and emotionally disintegrating over the course of the movie has a certain poignancy in light of his recent death physically caught up in the process physically spectacular physically spectacular qualities piano pick apart its faults pick up new admirers pick up the durable best seller Smart Women , Foolish Choices for advice pick up the slack pick your nose instead pick your nose instead because you're sure to get more out of the latter experience picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there picked me up picked me up , swung me around picked me up , swung me around , picked me up , swung me around , and dropped me back in my seat with more emotional force than any other recent film picked me up , swung me around , and dropped me back in my seat with more emotional force than any other recent film . picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks picking apart picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience picking apart human foibles , not afraid to lay her life bare in front of an audience . picking roles that magnify her outrageous charm picnic picture postcard picture postcard perfect , too neat and new pin-like picture strains picture that at the very least has a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch picture that at the very least has a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch . picture that does not move picture that does not move . picture that extols the virtues of comradeship and community in a spunky , spirited fashion picture that extols the virtues of comradeship and community in a spunky , spirited fashion . picture that illustrates an American tragedy picture-perfect picture-perfect beach picture-perfect life pictures whose promising , if rather precious , premise is undercut by amateurish execution pictures whose promising , if rather precious , premise is undercut by amateurish execution . piece , a model of menacing atmosphere piece , a model of menacing atmosphere . piece of dreck piece of dreck is shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary . piece of unwatchable drivel piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art pieces do not fit . pieces of the famous director's life piecing the story together frustrating difficult piercing piercing and feisty piercing domestic drama piercing intellect piffle piffle . piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now pig pigeonhole-resisting pigeonhole-resisting romp pile on this much syrup pile too many '' serious issues pile too many '' serious issues '' pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times , pile too many `` serious issues '' pile too many `` serious issues '' on its plate at times , yet pile up , undermining the movie's reality and stifling its creator's comic voice piles layer upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work pill to swallow pillage pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED pilot episode pinheads pinheads who talk throughout the show pinheads who talk throughout the show . pinnacle pinned to its huckster lapel pinned to its huckster lapel while a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back pinocchio pious , preachy soap opera piquant wine pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference piss on trees piss on trees , piss on trees , b . piss on trees , b . s piss on trees , b . s . piss on trees , b.s. one another pissed pissed off pitch into farce , yet pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics pitch your expectations at an all time low pitch-perfect pitch-perfect Forster pitch-perfect Holden pitch-perfect acting pitched precipitously pitched precipitously between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe pitched precipitously between swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe ... the most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic romantic comedy in cinema history . pitched to the cadence of a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry . pitiful pitiful , slapdash disaster . pitiful , slapdash disaster . A DOA dud from frame one . pitiful Insurrection pitifully pitifully few real laughs pitifully unromantic pitted against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting pity pity and pity and terror pity anyone who sees this pity anyone who sees this mishmash pity anyone who sees this mishmash . pity or pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash pivotal narrative point pizazz place and personal identity place for a great film noir place in Pasadena place in Pasadena , '' place in Pasadena , '' a city where people still read place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence placed in the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers placed in the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers but it is a whole lot of fun and you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , placed on any list of favorites places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective placing their parents plagued by that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' plaguing the human spirit in a relentlessly globalizing world plain , unimaginative plain awful plain bad plain bad . plain bored plain boring plain crap plain dumb plain irrelevant plain lurid plain old plain old bad filmmaking plain old blarney plain old popcorn fun plain silly plain silly . plain wacky implausibility plain wacky implausibility -- plainly dull plainly dull and visually ugly plaintiveness plan on the perfect ending plan to make Enough into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller ' plant smile-button faces plant smile-button faces on that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit plastered with one Hollywood cliche plastered with one Hollywood cliche after another , most of which involve precocious kids getting the better of obnoxious adults plateau play Hannibal Lecter play against each other so intensely play against each other so intensely , play against each other so intensely , but with restraint play against each other so intensely , but with restraint , play against each other so intensely , but with restraint , is a treat play an innocuous game of fill-in - the-blanks with a tragic past play equally well play equally well on both the standard and giant screens play fine play his self-deprecating act play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen play like the worst kind of Hollywood heart-string plucking play like the worst kind of Hollywood heart-string plucking . play off each other play off each other virtually to a stand-off play off each other virtually to a stand-off , play off each other virtually to a stand-off , with the unfortunate trump card being the dreary mid-section of the film . play one lewd scene after another play one lewd scene after another . play one lewd scene after another . About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal play out as a clever , charming tale play out as a clever , charming tale -- play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters play out realistically if not always fairly play out realistically if not always fairly . play out with the intellectual and emotional impact of an after-school special play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life play that flute play their roles with vibrant charm play well play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution play well with the affable cast play well with the affable cast . played and smartly played and smartly directed played and smartly directed . played by an actress who smiles and frowns played for maximum moisture played game of absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters played game of absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters that even Freeman can't save it played game of absurd plot twists , idiotic court maneuvers and stupid characters that even Freeman can't save it . played in the most straight-faced fashion played in the most straight-faced fashion , with little humor to lighten things up played out with such aching beauty and truth played out with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes played this story straight played with exasperating blandness by Laura Regan played with performances that are all understated and touching played-out played-out idea playful playful Iranian parable playful and playful and haunting playful but highly studied playful but highly studied and playful but highly studied and dependent for its success on a patient viewer playful film playful film that constantly frustrates our desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to playful film that constantly frustrates our desire to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to . playful paranoia playful recapitulation playful respite playful spark playful spirit playful without being fun playfulness and playfulness and excitement playing a college football fight song playing an ingenue makes her nomination as best actress even more of a an a playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans playing fair with the audience . Are we dealing with dreams , visions or being told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue ? playing itself playing like General Hospital crossed with a Saturday Night Live spoof of Dog Day Afternoon playing more than one role just to add to the confusion playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries playing smart people amid a compelling plot playing the obvious game playing the wooden boy Pinocchio is scary enough plays Giovanni , a psychiatrist who predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact . plays Sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in Insomnia . He does this so well plays as dramatic plays as dramatic even when dramatic things happen to people . It labours as storytelling plays as more of a poetic than a strict reality , creating an intriguing species of artifice that gives The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air plays as more of a poetic than a strict reality , creating an intriguing species of artifice that gives The Lady and the Duke something of a theatrical air . plays as well as it does thanks in large measure to Anspaugh's three lead actresses plays as well as it does thanks in large measure to Anspaugh's three lead actresses . plays better only for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters plays closer to two . plays it straight , turning Leys ' fable into a listless climb down the social ladder plays it straight , turning Leys ' fable into a listless climb down the social ladder . plays like Clueless Does South Fork . plays like Solaris , but with guns and jokes . plays like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties plays like a bad soap opera plays like a bad soap opera , plays like a bad soap opera , with passable performances from everyone in the cast plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . In fact plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . In fact , plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . In fact , it doesn't even seem like she tried plays like a badly edited , 91-minute trailer ( and ) the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . In fact , it doesn't even seem like she tried . plays like a loosely-connected string of acting-workshop exercises plays like a powerful 1957 drama we've somehow never seen before plays like a reading from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations plays like a student film plays like a student film . plays like a student film by two guys who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up plays like a student film by two guys who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up . plays like a tired Tyco ad plays like a tired Tyco ad . plays like a travelogue for what mostly resembles a real-life , big-budget NC-17 version of Tank Girl plays like an extended dialogue exercise in Retard 101 plays like an extended dialogue exercise in Retard 101 . plays like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- plays like an unbalanced mixture of graphic combat footage and almost saccharine domestic interludes that are pure Hollywood . plays like one of Robert Altman's lesser works . plays like some corny television plays like some corny television production from a bygone era plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point plays like somebody spliced random moments of a Chris Rock routine into what is otherwise a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller . plays like the standard made-for-TV movie plays out ... like a high-end John Hughes comedy , a kind of Elder Bueller's Time Out plays out ... like a high-end John Hughes comedy , a kind of Elder Bueller's Time Out . plays out like a flimsy excuse plays out like a flimsy excuse to give Blade fans another look at Wesley Snipes ' iconic hero doing battle with dozens of bad guys -- at once plays out like a flimsy excuse to give Blade fans another look at Wesley Snipes ' iconic hero doing battle with dozens of bad guys -- at once . plays out with the drowsy heaviness of synchronized swimmer wearing a wool wetsuit plays out with the drowsy heaviness of synchronized swimmer wearing a wool wetsuit . plays up the cartoon's more obvious strength of snazziness plays up the cartoon's more obvious strength of snazziness while neglecting its less conspicuous writing strength plays up the cartoon's more obvious strength of snazziness while neglecting its less conspicuous writing strength . plays worse plays worse now playwriting playwriting 101 premise pleasant pleasant , pleasant , designed pleasant , diverting and modest pleasant and engaging enough pleasant distraction pleasant enough pleasant enough -- pleasant enough -- and pleasant enough -- and oozing with attractive men pleasant enough comedy pleasant enough dish pleasant enough movie pleasant enough romance pleasant enough thing pleasant from start pleasant from start to finish pleasant in spite of its predictability pleasant piece pleasant romantic comedy . pleasant tale pleasantly pleasantly and pleasantly and predictably pleasantly in its own way please Eastwood's loyal fans please a crowd please anyone please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium please audiences who like movies that demand four hankies please fans of Chris Fuhrman's posthumously published cult novel please history fans please not only the fanatical adherents on either side , but also people who know nothing about the subject please not only the fanatical adherents on either side , but also people who know nothing about the subject and please people please the eye please those who love movies that blare with pop songs pleased pleased to discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus pleaser pleases pleases almost everyone who sees it pleasing pleasing at its best moments pleasing the crowds pleasing verisimilitude pleasing way pleasingly pleasingly emphatic in this properly intense , claustrophobic tale of obsessive love pleasingly upbeat pleasurable pleasurable , featherweight charm pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . pleasurable expressions pleasurable movies pleasurable trifle pleasurably pleasurably jacked-up piece pleasure pleasure . pleasure or pleasure to enjoy their eccentricities pleasure to have a film like The Hours as an alternative pleasure to see Seinfeld griping about the biz with buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn pleasure to watch pleasures pleasuring pleasuring its audience plentiful plenty of baggage plenty of dramatic momentum plenty of entertainment value plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael plenty of fun for all plenty of funny movies plenty of funny movies recycle old tropes plenty of laughs plenty of laughs . It just doesn't have much else ... especially plenty of laughs and plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy plenty of nudity plenty of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone plenty of style in Guillermo Del Toro's sequel to the 1998 plenty of style in Guillermo Del Toro's sequel to the 1998 hit plenty of style in Guillermo Del Toro's sequel to the 1998 hit but plenty of time to ponder my Thanksgiving to-do list plenty of warmth to go around , with music and laughter and the love of family plenty of warmth to go around , with music and laughter and the love of family . plenty to enjoy plenty to impress about E . T plenty to impress about E.T. plenty to offend everyone plenty to ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds plight and isolation plod plodding plodding action sequences plodding and plodding mess plodding picture plodding soap opera plodding soap opera disguised as a feature film plodding teen remake ploddingly melodramatic structure ploddingly sociological ploddingly sociological commentary plods along methodically , somehow under the assumption that its '' dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting plods along methodically , somehow under the assumption that its '' dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting . plods along methodically , somehow under the assumption that its `` dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting plods along methodically , somehow under the assumption that its `` dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting . plods toward the end , less like a movie plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing plot and pacing typical Hollywood war-movie stuff plot and paper-thin supporting characters plot and pornographic way plot conceits plot contrivances plot convolutions plot development plot holes plot holes big enough for Shamu the killer whale to swim through plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through plot holes sink this ` sub ' plot holes so large and obvious plot holes so large and obvious a marching band plot holes so large and obvious a marching band might as well be stomping through them in clown clothes , playing a college football fight song on untuned instruments . plot lapses plot mechanics be damned plot mechanics get in the way of what should be the lighter-than-air adventure . plot to string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization to keep the faces straight plotless plotless , plotless , shapeless plots that never quite gel plotted , visually striking plotting plotting and mindless plotting and mindless action ploughing the same furrow ploughing the same furrow once too often plucking tension from quiet plucks plucky british plugged an irritating character late plumbs personal tragedy and also the human comedy . plumbs uncharted depths of stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter plumbs uncharted depths of stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter . plummets plummets into a comedy graveyard plummets into a comedy graveyard before Janice comes racing to the rescue in the final reel plummets into a comedy graveyard before Janice comes racing to the rescue in the final reel . plundered by similar works featuring the insight plunging deeper plus plus the script by Working Girl scribe Kevin Wade is workmanlike in the extreme . plying plying into your subconscious plying into your subconscious like the nightmare you had a week ago that won't go away poetic poetic force poetic force and poetic force and buoyant feeling poetic imagery poetic love story poetic road movie poetic symbolism poetic tragedy poetically poetically plump poetically romantic and full poetically states at one point in this movie that we '' don't care about the truth poetically states at one point in this movie that we '' don't care about the truth . poetically states at one point in this movie that we '' don't care about the truth . '' poetically states at one point in this movie that we `` don't care about the truth . poetry poetry , passion , and genius poetry and passion poetry and politics , poetry and politics , obvious at times but evocative and heartfelt poetry in girls poetry in motion captured poetry in motion captured on film poetry in motion captured on film . poetry in motion captured on film . while it can be a bit repetitive poetry in motion captured on film . while it can be a bit repetitive , poetry in motion captured on film . while it can be a bit repetitive , overall poetry in motion captured on film . while it can be a bit repetitive , overall it poetry in motion captured on film . while it can be a bit repetitive , overall it's an entertaining and informative documentary poetry in motion captured on film . while it can be a bit repetitive , overall it's an entertaining and informative documentary . poetry in voice-over poignancy poignancy , and intelligence poignancy jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , that it looks neat poignant poignant , poignant , the film poignant Japanese film poignant and poignant and compelling story poignant and gently humorous poignant and leavened poignant and powerful narrative poignant and uplifting poignant and uplifting story poignant and wryly amusing poignant and wryly amusing film poignant comedy poignant lyricism poignant picture poignant portrait point and purpose point at things that explode into flame point the way for adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover point the way for adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover into nonethnic markets point the way for adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover into nonethnic markets . pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness pointed , often tender , pointed , often tender , examination pointed personalities pointed personalities , courage , pointed personalities , courage , tragedy pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car pointless pointless , meandering pointless , stupid pointless , tasteless and idiotic pointless and pointless and depressing , even if you pointless extremes pointless mayhem pointless meditation pointless meditation on losers in a gone-to-seed hotel pointless meditation on losers in a gone-to-seed hotel . pointlessness points as it races to the finish line proves simply too discouraging to let slide points for style poise poised for titillation , raw insight or both poised for titillation , raw insight or both . poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker pokes , provokes pokes , provokes , pokes , provokes , takes expressionistic license pokes , provokes , takes expressionistic license and hits a nerve pokes fun at the democratic exercise while also examining its significance for those who take part pokes fun at the same easy targets as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- without much success pokes fun at the same easy targets as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- without much success . pokey poking their genitals into fruit pies poky polemical tract polished polished , sophisticated entertainment polished and polished and relatively sincere polished and relatively sincere piece polished and vastly entertaining polished and vastly entertaining caper polished direction political Blair Witch , political Blair Witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen political and psychological thriller political blair witch , political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen political courage political prisoners , poverty and the boat loads of people who try to escape the country politically audacious politically charged politically potent politics politics , power and politics and drama , an admirable ambition politics and drama , an admirable ambition . politics and drama , an admirable ambition . It's too bad that the helping hand he uses to stir his ingredients is also a heavy one pollute the summer movie pool pollution pomposity pomposity and pomposity and pretentiousness pompous pompous professor pompous references pompous windbags ponder after the credits roll ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds ponder the peculiar American style of justice that plays out here ponder the whole notion of passion ponderous and ponderous and charmless ponderous and pretentious endeavor ponderous awfulness of its script ponderous awfulness of its script . ponderous to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon ponderously ponderously mope around trying to strike lightning poo poo . poo-poo poo-poo jokes poo-poo jokes are ` edgy pooper-scoopers poor poor -- if durable -- poor Dana Carvey poor Hermocrates and Leontine poor acting poor casting poor fit poor judgment poor one poor quality poor remake poor-me poor-me persona poorly poorly acted poorly acted , poorly acted , brain-slappingly bad poorly acted , brain-slappingly bad , poorly acted , brain-slappingly bad , Harvard Man poorly acted , brain-slappingly bad , Harvard Man is ludicrous enough that it could become a cult classic . poorly dubbed poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography poorly executed comedy . poorly paced you could fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines poorly rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting poorly scripted poorly scripted , poorly scripted , preachy fable poorly staged poorly structured poorly thought-out and substance-free poorly written poorly written , murky and weakly acted poorly written , murky and weakly acted , the picture feels as if everyone making it lost their movie mojo . poorly-constructed poorly-constructed comedy pop junk pop manifestations of the Holy Spirit pop up in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage pop up in nearly every corner of the country pop-culture popcorn popcorn . Nothing overly original popcorn adventure popcorn movie fun popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed popcorn thriller popped up with more mindless drivel pops pops Nathan Lane popular popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh popular and popular and powerful popular and powerful in this high-tech age , speaking its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass popular predecessor populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes populates his movie with a wonderful ensemble cast of characters that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life populating its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who populating its hackneyed and meanspirited storyline with cardboard characters and performers who value cash above credibility . population por momentos por momentos grandiosa y casi siempre conmovedora . por ser una parodia absolutamente predecible porno porno flick pornography or documentary portray its literarily talented and notorious subject as anything much more than a dirty old man portray so convincingly portray themselves portray ultimate passion portrayals portrayed with almost supernatural powers portrayed with almost supernatural powers to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally '' superior '' friends , family portrayed with quiet fastidiousness portrayed with quiet fastidiousness by Per Christian Ellefsen portrayed with quiet fastidiousness by Per Christian Ellefsen , portraying a complex character portraying the idiocy of the film industry portrays , tiresomely portrays , tiresomely regimented portrays himself in a one-note performance portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery portrays their portrays their cartoon counterparts well portrays their cartoon counterparts well ... portrays their cartoon counterparts well ... but quite portrays young Brendan with his usual intelligence and subtlety portrays young Brendan with his usual intelligence and subtlety , portrays young Brendan with his usual intelligence and subtlety , not to mention a convincing brogue portrays young Brendan with his usual intelligence and subtlety , not to mention a convincing brogue . pose as an actual feature movie , the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults poses for itself that one can forgive the film its flaws poses is not ` Who ? ' but ` Why ? ' posing , rather than acting posing as a real movie posing as a real movie . posing as a serious drama about spousal abuse positive positive ( if tragic ) positive ( if tragic ) note positive , positive change positive impression positively positively Shakesperean positively decadent in its cinematic flash positively decadent in its cinematic flash and positively decadent in its cinematic flash and emptiness . positively dreadful positively thrilling combination positives possess the lack-of-attention span possess the lack-of-attention span that we did at seventeen possesses a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude possesses a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude . possesses all the good intentions possesses all the good intentions in the world possesses all the good intentions in the world , possesses all the good intentions in the world , but possesses its own languorous charm . possibilities possibilities which imbue the theme with added depth and resonance possible Argentine American Beauty reeks possible angle possible for a sequel possible for a sequel to outshine the original possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything possible to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` what's the point ? ' possibly the best actor possibly the best actor working in movies today possibly the sturdiest example yet possibly the weakest movie possibly the weakest movie ( Woody Allen ) possibly the weakest movie ( Woody Allen ) has made in the last twenty years possibly the worst film possibly will enjoy it post-Saving Private Ryan tributes post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation post-September 11 , '' The Sum Of All Fears '' seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves post-September 11 , '' The Sum Of All Fears '' seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves . post-September 11 , `` The Sum Of All Fears '' seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves . post-Tarantino post-war art world postcard perfect postcard perfect , postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . If you are willing to do this , then you so crazy postmodern conceit pot potboiler until its absurd , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible finale potboiler until its absurd , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible finale . potent potent allegorical potent and potent and riveting potent chemistry potent doses of honesty and sensitivity potent exploration potent metaphor potential potential for the sequels potential success potentially enticing potentially enticing ingredients potentially forgettable potentially forgettable formula potentially forgettable formula into something strangely diverting potentially good potentially good comic premise potentially incredibly potentially incredibly twisting mystery potentially interesting potentially interesting idea potentially interesting subject potentially interesting subject matter potentially just as rewarding potentially moving potentially terrific potentially terrific flick potentially trite and overused potentially trite and overused concept pour delightfully piquant wine from aged bottles pour delightfully piquant wine from aged bottles . pouty-lipped poof poverty powder blues power and depth power and grace power to deform families , then tear them apart power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror power-lunchers powerful powerful , powerful , accessible powerful , accessible and powerful , accessible and funny powerful , chilling , and affecting study powerful , inflammatory film powerful , naturally dramatic powerful , naturally dramatic piece powerful 1957 drama powerful act powerful acting clinic powerful and powerful and astonishingly vivid powerful and astonishingly vivid Holocaust drama powerful and deeply moving powerful and deeply moving example powerful and moving powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama powerful and provocative powerful and reasonably fulfilling powerful and reasonably fulfilling gestalt powerful and revelatory powerful and satisfying powerful and telling powerful and telling story powerful and universal powerful commentary powerful direction powerful documentary powerful drama powerful emotional wallop powerful emotions powerful enough powerful enough to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue powerful entity powerful look powerful moments powerful narrative powerful of all powerful people powerful performance powerful political message powerful portrayal powerful rather than cloying powerful sequel powerful success powerful work powerful young actor powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign powerfully evocative powerfully evocative mood powerhouse powers that include extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes , which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays practically any like-themed film other than its Oscar-sweeping franchise predecessor practically assures that the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over practically every expectation either a longtime Tolkien fan or a movie-going neophyte practically every facet of inept filmmaking practices praise praise God for delivering such an instant camp classic praise first praised praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity praises praises female self-sacrifice praiseworthy praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience prankish comedy pranks and scenes pratfalls given a working over . The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back pratfalls given a working over . The cast is spot on and the mood is laid back . prattle pray for an even more interesting , less symmetrical , less obviously cross-shaped creation preach exclusively to the converted . preaches strictly to the converted preaches strictly to the converted . preaching message preachy preachy and preachy and clichéd preachy fable preachy or preachy parable preachy soap opera preachy-keen precarious prechewed prechewed racial clichés prechewed racial clichés that have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill precious precious and finely cut diamond precious at the start precious at the start and a little too familiar at the end precious circumstances precious commodity precious increments precious little left precious little of either precious little substance precious little substance in Birthday Girl precious new Star Wars movie precious than perspicacious precious twinkle preciously interwoven preciousness precise precise and precise and moving precise and moving portrait precisely precisely layered performance precisely what to make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it precision precollegiate humor predecessors predecible predicament predict there will be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael predictability is the only winner predictable , manipulative stinker predictable , maudlin story predictable and predictable and cloying predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine predictable and stereotypical predictable as the outcome of a Globetrotters-Generals game predictable as the tides predictable at every turn predictable denouement predictable enough to make The Sound of Music play like a nail-biting thriller predictable in the reassuring manner of a beautifully sung holiday carol predictable or predictable or bland predictable outcome predictable plot predictable plot and paper-thin supporting characters predictable plot contrivances predictable plotting predictable plotting and predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics predictable rehash predictable romantic comedy predictable scenario predictable slapstick , '' predictable story predictable than their consequences predictable thriller predictably predictably conventional predictably efficient predictably efficient piece predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy predictably formulaic predictably heartwarming predictably heartwarming tale predictably treacherous predisposed to like it predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations predisposed to the movie's rude and crude humor predominantly amateur predominantly amateur cast is painful to watch predominantly amateur cast is painful to watch , predominantly amateur cast is painful to watch , so stilted and unconvincing predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda prefabricated prefabricated story elements prefer Disney's more faithful 1950 live-action swashbuckling classic prefer this new version prefer to keep on watching prefer to think of it as '' Pootie Tang with a budget preferable preferred a transfer down the hall to Mr . Holland's class for the music , or to Robin Williams's lecture preferred a transfer down the hall to Mr. Holland's class for the music , or to Robin Williams's lecture preferring to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed prehistoric hilarity prejudices preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film premier stylist premisa , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper premise , mopes through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings and then ends with a whimper . premise is undercut by amateurish execution premissa curiosa , o filme mergulha o espectador em um clima de forte suspense , culminando em um desfecho que certamente fica na memória prepackaged prepare us prepared to cling to the edge of your seat prepared to cling to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense preposterous preposterous , prurient preposterous , prurient whodunit preposterous , the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . preposterous and preposterous and thoroughly misogynistic preposterous hairpiece preposterous moments preposterously preposterously melodramatic paean preposterousness preprogrammed feel preschool prescribed prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms presence and star quality presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) present Ah Na's life present Ah Na's life as a slight , weightless fairy tale , whose most unpleasant details seem to melt away in the face of the character's blank-faced optimism present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight present an unflinching look present an unflinching look at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness present some profound social commentary present the biblical message of forgiveness without it ever becoming preachy or syrupy presented in convincing way presented in such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care presented with a wry dark humor presented with great sympathy and intelligence presented with universal appeal presenting an impossible romance in an impossible world presenting backstage bytes of information that never amount to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier presents a fascinating but flawed look at the near future presents a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men presents a frightening and compelling ` What if presents a frightening and compelling ` What if ? presents a frightening and compelling ` What if ? ' presents a frightening and compelling ` What if ? ' scenario that will give most parents pause presents an audacious tour of the past and presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg presents an interesting , even sexy premise presents classic moral-condundrum drama : What would you have done to survive ? The problem with the film is whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau presents events partly from the perspective of Aurelie and Christelle , and infuses the film with the sensibility of a particularly nightmarish fairytale presents events partly from the perspective of Aurelie and Christelle , and infuses the film with the sensibility of a particularly nightmarish fairytale . presents events partly from the perspective of aurelie and christelle , and infuses the film with the sensibility of a particularly nightmarish fairytale presents friendship between women as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive presents himself as the boy puppet Pinocchio presents himself as the boy puppet Pinocchio , complete with receding hairline , weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice presents himself as the boy puppet Pinocchio , complete with receding hairline , weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice . presents his point of view that Ayurveda works . presents it with an unforgettable visual panache presents the kind of linguistic fumbling not heard since Macy Gray's game of Chinese whispers with Mr Bean presents this utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story as one of the most creative , energetic and original comedies to hit the screen in years presents this utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story as one of the most creative , energetic and original comedies to hit the screen in years . presents us with an action movie that actually has a brain presents us with an action movie that actually has a brain . presents visceral and dangerously honest revelations about the men and machines behind the curtains of our planet presents visceral and dangerously honest revelations about the men and machines behind the curtains of our planet . presents yet another tired old vision of the gay community as an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves preserves Tosca's intoxicating ardor preserves Tosca's intoxicating ardor through his use of the camera preserves Tosca's intoxicating ardor through his use of the camera . preserving preserving a sense of mystery presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and pressed through Kafka's meat grinder and into Buñuel's casings pressed to think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn this year presume presume their audience won't sit still for a sociology lesson presumes presuppose religious bigotry pretend the whole thing never existed pretended pretended not to see it pretended not to see it and pretends to be a serious exploration of nuclear terrorism pretends to be passionate and truthful pretends to be passionate and truthful but pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy pretends to expose the life of male hustlers pretension , pretension , in its own way pretension , in its own way , pretension , in its own way , is a form of bravery . for this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- chelsea walls deserves a medal pretension , in its own way , is a form of bravery . for this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- chelsea walls deserves a medal . pretension about the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure pretention pretentious pretentious , pretentious , fascinating , ludicrous , provocative and vainglorious pretentious , meaningless prattle pretentious , untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate pretentious . pretentious and as impenetrable as Morvern pretentious and as impenetrable as Morvern's thick , working-class Scottish accent . pretentious and filled with subtext pretentious as the title may be pretentious dialogue pretentious endeavor pretentious eye-rolling moments pretentious in a way that verges on the amateurish pretentious mess pretentious mess . pretentious nonsense pretentious nonsense , pretentious nonsense , lavishly praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity pretentious types pretentious types who want to appear avant-garde pretentious version pretentiously pretentiously awful pretentiously awful student films pretentiousness prettiest prettiest pictures pretty pretty . pretty Irish settings pretty amazing pretty amazing accomplishment pretty and gifted pretty and gifted , it really won my heart pretty bad pretty big pretty but pretty but dumb pretty clever pretty contagious fun pretty convincing pretty convincing performance pretty cool pretty cool characters pretty cool stunts pretty cute pretty cynical and condescending pretty damned funny pretty damned wonderful pretty darned good pretty decent pretty decent kid-pleasing pretty decent little documentary pretty diverting pretty dull and wooden pretty enjoyable pretty fair pretty far from a treasure pretty funny pretty funny movie pretty good pretty good . pretty good . Of course , by more objective measurements pretty good . Of course , by more objective measurements it's still quite bad . pretty good execution pretty good in the first few minutes pretty good overall picture pretty good team pretty good time pretty listless pretty listless collection pretty mediocre pretty mediocre shtick pretty miserable pretty miserable , pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and intelligent pretty moments pretty much delivers on that promise pretty much delivers on that promise . pretty much self-centered pretty stupid pretty stupid . pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . But pretty stupid . I had more fun with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . But there's plenty to offend everyone pretty tasty pretty tattered pretty toxic in its own right pretty unbelievable pretty unpleasant pretty unpleasant viewing experience pretty valuable pretty watchable pretty weary pretty well prevail prevails prevent its tragic waste of life prevents prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together . prevents the picture from rising above your generic sand 'n' sandal adventure prevents the picture from rising above your generic sand 'n' sandal adventure . prevents the proceedings prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time prevents them from firing on all cylinders prevents us from sharing the awe in which it holds itself previous Disney films previous adventures and perils prey to its sob-story trappings . priceless priceless entertainment prickly prickly indie comedy pride themselves on sophisticated , discerning taste prima prima donna primal storytelling that George Lucas can only dream of primary visual influence prime prime mystery prime sports cliche primitive animated special effects princesses principled prisoner prissy pristine pristine camerawork pristine movie neverland pristine style and bold colors privileged moments and privileged moments and memorable performances privileged position privy to prize winner pro-Serb propaganda pro-fat pro-serb pro-serb propaganda probably also think that sequels can never capture the magic of the original . probably appeal more to guys than to their girlfriends who drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor probably be one of those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 . probably because it's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters probably constitutes cruelty to canines probably feel emotionally cheated by the film's tart , sugar-free wit probably limited to LDS Church members and undemanding armchair tourists probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better probably one of the best since The Last Waltz probably see a bit of yourself in her unfinished story probably should probably sounded brilliant four six-packs and a pitcher of margaritas in probably the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment probably the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment I'm likely to see all year probably the only way to have saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys probably want to see it twice probably will enjoy themselves probably will enjoy themselves . probably won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises probably won't stand the cold light of day probably would look a lot like this alarming production , adapted from Anne Rice's novel The Vampire Chronicles . probe Lear's soul-stripping breakdown probe questions of attraction and interdependence probes the cross-cultural differences between Gauls and Yanks . probing or penetrating problem problem ? No laughs problem being that it's only a peek problematic problematic characters problematic quest problematic script problems and problems than finding solutions . problems with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome proceeds in such a way that you're watching a soap opera rather than a chronicle of the ups and downs that accompany lifelong friendships proceeds in such a way that you're watching a soap opera rather than a chronicle of the ups and downs that accompany lifelong friendships . proceeds to flop process of imparting knowledge . processed and overproduced as it was in her music processed comedy produce adequate performances produce another smash produce promotes is beyond us . produce something that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison produce the same sleep-inducing effects as watching your neighbor's home videos produced in recent memory , even if it's far tamer than advertised produced sparkling retina candy produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role produces nearly as much lead as gold produces nearly as much lead as gold . produces new joys production exists only to capitalize on Hopkins ' inclination to play Hannibal Lecter again , even though Harris has no immediate inclination to provide a fourth book production values & Christian Bale's charisma make up for a derivative plot profane profane and exploitative profane and exploitative as the most offensive action profane and exploitative as the most offensive action flick you've ever seen . profanities profanity and violence profesores professes his love professional professional film professional success professionalism professionals proficiency proficient , proficient , dull proficient , dull Sorvino proficiently enough to trounce its overly comfortable trappings profiles five extraordinary American homes profits profound profound , profound , and hyper-cliched profound , real-life moments profound . profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be profound and profound and thoughtfully delivered profound characterizations profound cinema profound common sense profound ethical and philosophical questions profound ethical and philosophical questions in the form of dazzling pop entertainment profound humanity profound self-evaluation message profound social commentary profound way profound without ever being self-important profoundly profoundly deepen them profoundly devastating events profoundly moving documentary profoundly stupid profoundly stupid affair profundity profundity as he is likely to get progress progress . progress . In Fessenden's horror trilogy , this theme has proved important to him and is especially so in the finale progressed as nicely as ` Wayne progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony project comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' projector's projects onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless projects such noble and lofty ambitions projects the same lazy affability projects the same lazy affability as its nominal star , David Arquette projects the same lazy affability as its nominal star , David Arquette . prolific director prolonged and boring prolonged extrusion prominent promise promise by Georgian-Israeli director Dover Kosashvili promised ( or threatened ) for later this year promises , just not well enough promises , just not well enough to recommend it promises a new kind of high promises a new kind of high but delivers the same old bad trip promises a new kind of high but delivers the same old bad trip . promising promising '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' promising , talented , charismatic and tragically promising , unusual kind promising as any war\/adventure film promising cast promising debut promising ideas promising ideas and failed narrative promising ideas and failed narrative , of good acting and plain old bad filmmaking promising material promising material for a black comedy promising premise promising work-in-progress promising young lad promisingly promisingly but disintegrates into a dreary , humorless soap opera . promotes a reasonable landscape of conflict promotes a reasonable landscape of conflict and promotes understanding prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' prompting audience members to wonder , ` what's the point ? ' proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , retrospectively , his most personal work yet proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . proof once again that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . better effects , better acting and a hilarious kenneth branagh . an excellent sequel . propaganda propaganda , propaganda , a work of unabashed hero worship propaganda film propelled by the acting propels propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world proper home proper respect properly digested properly intense , claustrophobic tale properly spooky properly spooky film prophetic propulsive pros prosaic and dull prospective tourists might want to consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps . prosthetic makeup by Silly Putty prostituted muse protagonist protagonists protect us from same protect your community protective cocoon proud proud in its message proud warrior proud yet director Muccino's characters are less worthy of Puccini than they are of daytime television prove absorbing to American audiences prove diverting enough prove more distressing prove more potent and riveting prove more potent and riveting than the unlikely story of Sarah and Harrison prove recommendation prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design prove to be ( Tsai's ) masterpiece prove too convoluted prove too convoluted for fun-seeking summer audiences proved its creative mettle proved too difficult proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast proved too difficult a text to ` lick , ' despite the efforts of a first-rate cast . proven that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery proves absolutely that really , really , really good things can come in enormous packages proves absolutely that really , really , really good things can come in enormous packages . proves as clear and reliable an authority on that proves he's quite a talented director and Sam Rockwell shows us proves himself a deft pace master and stylist proves himself a deft pace master and stylist . proves it's never too late to learn proves it's never too late to learn . proves itself a more streamlined proves itself a more streamlined and thought out encounter than the original could ever have hoped to be proves itself a more streamlined and thought out encounter than the original could ever have hoped to be . proves once again he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film proves once again he hasn't lost his touch , bringing off a superb performance in an admittedly middling film . proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny proves once again that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny . proves once again that he's the best brush in the business proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , proves quite compelling as an intense , brooding character study . proves rough proves rough going for the audience as well proves she's that rare luminary who continually raises the standard of her profession proves she's that rare luminary who continually raises the standard of her profession . proves she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy proves she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy . proves simply too discouraging to let slide proves simultaneously harrowing and uplifting proves surprisingly serviceable proves that a fresh take is always possible proves that a nightmare is a wish a studio's wallet makes . proves that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo proves that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . proves that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo proves that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep proves that even in sorrow you can find humor proves that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs proves that he can cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure proves that he can cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure . proves that it's easier to change the sheets than to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies proves that it's easier to change the sheets than to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies . proves that not only blockbusters pollute the summer movie pool proves that not only blockbusters pollute the summer movie pool . proves that sometimes the dreams of youth should remain just that proves tiresome proves tiresome , proves tiresome , with the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations proves tiresome , with the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations . proves to be a compelling proves to be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors proves to be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors . proves to be sensational proves unrelentingly grim -- and equally engrossing proves unrelentingly grim -- and equally engrossing . proves you wrong on both counts provide a mix of smiles and tears , provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes provide a reason for us to care beyond the very basic dictums of human decency provide a spell-casting beauty provide an emotional edge provide an enjoyable 100 minutes in a movie theater provide an intense experience provide an intense experience when splashed across the immense IMAX screen provide an intense experience when splashed across the immense IMAX screen . provide any conflict provide insight provide insight into a fascinating part of theater history provide its keenest pleasures provide its keenest pleasures to those familiar with Bombay musicals provide its thrills and extreme emotions provide much more insight provide much more insight than the inside column of a torn book jacket provide scant reason provide scant reason to care in this crude '70s throwback provide scant reason to care in this crude '70s throwback . provide the funniest moments in this oddly sweet comedy about jokester highway patrolmen provide the funniest moments in this oddly sweet comedy about jokester highway patrolmen . provide the obstacle course for the love of a good woman provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway play provided an engrossing dramatic through line provided his own broadside provides provides Amélie's Audrey Tautou with another fabuleux destin -- i.e. , a banal spiritual quest provides a fresh view of an old type provides a grim , upsetting glimpse provides a grim , upsetting glimpse at the lives of some of the 1.2 million Palestinians who live in the crowded cities and refugee camps of Gaza provides a nice change of mindless pace in collision provides a nice change of mindless pace in collision with the hot Oscar season currently underway provides a reasonably attractive holiday contraption , one that families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing should investigate provides a satisfyingly unsettling ride provides a satisfyingly unsettling ride into the dark places of our national psyche provides a satisfyingly unsettling ride into the dark places of our national psyche . provides a strong itch to explore more provides a strong itch to explore more . provides a tenacious demonstration of death as the great equalizer provides a tenacious demonstration of death as the great equalizer . provides a very moving and revelatory footnote to the holocaust provides a very moving and revelatory footnote to the holocaust . provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable . provides a window into a subculture hell-bent on expressing itself in every way imaginable . ' provides an accessible introduction as well as some intelligent observations on the success of Bollywood provides an accessible introduction as well as some intelligent observations on the success of Bollywood in the Western world provides an accessible introduction as well as some intelligent observations on the success of Bollywood in the Western world . provides an amazing performance that dwarfs everything else in the film provides an amazing performance that dwarfs everything else in the film . provides an honest look provides an honest look at a community striving to anchor itself in new grounds provides an honest look at a community striving to anchor itself in new grounds . provides an invaluable service provides an invaluable service by sparking debate provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and encouraging thought provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and encouraging thought . provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and encouraging thought . Better still , he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift provides an invaluable service by sparking debate and encouraging thought . Better still , he does all of this , and more , while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift . provides its target audience of youngsters provides its target audience of youngsters enough provides its target audience of youngsters enough stimulating eye and ear candy to make its moral medicine go down provides its target audience of youngsters enough stimulating eye and ear candy to make its moral medicine go down . provides more than enough sentimental catharsis for a satisfying evening at the multiplex provides no easy answers , but offers a compelling investigation of faith versus intellect provides perspective provides perspective with his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions provides perspective with his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions . provides some great insight provides some great insight into the neurotic mindset of all comics -- even those who have reached the absolute top of the game provides some great insight into the neurotic mindset of all comics -- even those who have reached the absolute top of the game . provides the drama that gives added clout to this doc provides the drama that gives added clout to this doc . provides the forgettable pleasures of a Saturday matinee provides the grand , intelligent entertainment of a superior cast playing smart people amid a compelling plot provides the grand , intelligent entertainment of a superior cast playing smart people amid a compelling plot . providing a disquiet world providing a disquiet world the long-dreaded completion of the Police Academy series providing a precious twinkle of insight providing a precious twinkle of insight into their lives providing an experience that is richer than anticipated providing comic relief providing deep emotional motivation providing deep emotional motivation for each and every one of Abagnale's antics providing good , lively company providing no real sense of suspense providing solace through deception providing some good old fashioned spooks proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent proving that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary provocative provocative , insistently humanizing provocative . provocative . it's also built on a faulty premise , one it follows into melodrama and silliness provocative about this film provocative and provocative and entertaining provocative and prescient provocative central wedding sequence provocative drama provocative film provocative material provocative movie provocative piece provocative stuff provocative title provocatively so provocatuers Testud and Parmentier give superlative performances provoke adventurous adults in specialty venues provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience provoke shocked laughter provoked me to take my own life provoked me to take my own life . provoked to intolerable levels provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns provokes a handful of unintentional howlers and numerous yawns . provoking thought prurient or squeamish pseudo-intellectual kid pseudo-philosophic pseudo-philosophic twaddle pseudo-sophisticated pseudo-witty copycat interpretations psychedelic devices , special effects and backgrounds , psychological psychological -- with a highly satisfying quotient of Friday-night excitement and Milla psychological and philosophical psychological case study psychological masterpiece psychological mess psychological thriller psychologically psychologically probing psychologically rich psychologically rich and psychologically rich and suspenseful psychologically rich and suspenseful moral thriller psychologically unpersuasive psychopathic psychotic psychotic than romantic pta proud yet pta proud yet director pta proud yet director muccino's characters are less worthy of puccini pubescent public misperception pudo haber resultado su premisa , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y puerile puerile men puerile men dominate the story puffery puffery with a sour cliche puffery with a sour cliche and puffery with a sour cliche and heavy doses of mean-spiritedness puke puke up puke up something like ROSE RED pull a cohesive story out pull his head out of his butt pull it back pull out all the stops pull out all the stops in nearly every scene pull out all the stops in nearly every scene , but to diminishing effect . pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity pull us deep into the girls ' confusion and pain as they struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them pull us deep into the girls ' confusion and pain as they struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them . pulled ( literally and figuratively ) by desire pulled from a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script pulled under by the pacing and lack of creativity pulled under by the pacing and lack of creativity within pulled under by the pacing and lack of creativity within . pulling on heartstrings pulling the plug on the conspirators and averting an American-Russian Armageddon pulls back from the consequences of its own actions and revelations pulls his even-handed ideological ship pulls his even-handed ideological ship to their dock for unloading pulls it back pulls it off pulls it off . pulls no punches in its depiction of the lives of the Papin sister and the events that led to their notorious rise to infamy ... pulls off enough pulls off some deft Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences pulls off the feat with aplomb pulls off this stylistic juggling act pulls the rug out from under you pulls the rug out from under you , just when you're ready to hate one character , or really sympathize with another character pulls the strings that make Williams sink into melancholia pulls up lame pulls us pulls us into its world pulls us into its world , pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling pulp melodrama pulpy pulpy concept pulpy core conceit pulse pulse intensifying escapist adventure pummel us pummel us with phony imagery or music pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period pumpkin sits in a patch somewhere between mirthless todd solondzian satire and callow student film pumpkin sits in a patch somewhere between mirthless todd solondzian satire and callow student film . pumps a lot of energy pumps a lot of energy into his nicely nuanced narrative pumps a lot of energy into his nicely nuanced narrative and pumps a lot of energy into his nicely nuanced narrative and surrounds himself with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters pumps a lot of energy into his nicely nuanced narrative and surrounds himself with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters . punch and depth punch line punch this picture so punched through by an inconsistent , meandering , and sometimes dry plot punches punchier punching people in the stomach again punching up the mix punchy dialogue punctuated by flying guts punctuated by sudden shocks punctuated with graphic violence . pungent pungent bite punish the vehicle to adore the star punishable by chainsaw punishing punishment for paying money to see the last James Bond movie punitive minutes punk kids ' puns puppet strings puppies with broken legs pure pure ' pure '87 , with a halfhearted twist on its cautionary message : Fatal Attraction = don't have an affair with a nutjob ; Unfaithful = don't pure , elliptical film pure , exciting moviemaking pure Disney pure Hollywood pure PR hype pure adrenalin pure comedy pure composition pure composition and pure composition and form pure craft pure craft and pure craft and passionate heart pure entertainment pure escapism pure finesse pure junk pure misogynist evil pure movie pure over-the-top trash pure slapstick pure venality pure venality -- pure wankery pure wonderment and excitement purely abstract purely enjoyable purely enjoyable that you might not even notice it purely enjoyable that you might not even notice it's a fairly straightforward remake of Hollywood comedies such as Father of the Bride . purest purest and purest and , yes , purest and , yes , most intimidating purest and , yes , most intimidating form purest form purpose purpose and even-handedness purpose and finesse purpose and taste purpose is never clear purpose is never clear . purposefully purposefully reductive movie purposeless purposeless violence purposes of bland Hollywood romance purr puréed mélange push it through the audience's meat grinder one more time push the envelope of bad taste push the envelope of bad taste for laughs push-the-limits push-the-limits teen comedy , the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny pushed into the margins pushed into the margins by predictable plotting and tiresome histrionics pushed to their most virtuous limits pushed to their most virtuous limits , pushed to their most virtuous limits , lending the narrative an unusually surreal tone pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A . I . with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority pushes all the demographically appropriate comic buttons pushes all the demographically appropriate comic buttons . pushes for insights beyond the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting pushes its agenda too forcefully pushes the boundaries of biography pushes the boundaries of biography , pushes the boundaries of biography , and challenges its audience pushes too hard pushes too hard to make this a comedy or serious drama pushes too hard to make this a comedy or serious drama . pushes viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong pushiness pushiness and decibel pushiness and decibel volume pushing sound stages of Hollywood pushing the jokes at the expense of character pushing the jokes at the expense of character until things fall apart pussy-ass world put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese put a little too much heart put a little too much heart into his first film put a little too much heart into his first film and didn't reserve enough for his second . put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today put away put away the guitar , put away the guitar , sell the amp , put away the guitar , sell the amp , and put down put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world put hairs on your chest put in an impossible spot because his character's deceptions ultimately undo him and the believability of the entire scenario put in fine performances put in fine performances as does French actor Oliver Martinez put in fine performances as does French actor Oliver Martinez . put in service put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept put it on a coffee table put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing put off by the film's austerity put off everyone put on 30 pounds for the role , and has completely transformed himself from his smooth , Goodfellas image put on a show put on an intoxicating show put on an intoxicating show . put on your own Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tribute to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes put so much time and energy into this turkey put some lovely pictures up on the big screen put someone who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story put the nail in the coffin of any future Rice adaptations put themselves out there because they love what they do put through torture put through torture for an hour and a half put to find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) put to perfect use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D put to sleep by the movie put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals put together a bold biographical fantasia put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and put together by some cynical creeps at Revolution Studios and Imagine Entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life put together by some cynical creeps at Revolution Studios and Imagine Entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life . put together by some cynical creeps at revolution studios put together by some cynical creeps at revolution studios and put together by some cynical creeps at revolution studios and imagine entertainment to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life put together his slasher video put together his slasher video from spare parts put together his slasher video from spare parts and put together with the preteen boy in mind put together with the preteen boy in mind . put up with 146 minutes of it put you off put you off the idea forever put you to sleep putrid putrid it is not worth putrid it is not worth the price of the match that should be used to burn every print of the film putrid it is not worth the price of the match that should be used to burn every print of the film . putrid pond putrid writing , direction and timing putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master . putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master . ' puts Wang at the forefront of China's Sixth Generation of film makers puts Wang at the forefront of China's Sixth Generation of film makers . puts Washington , as honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher puts Washington , as honest working man John Q . Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher . puts Washington , as honest working man John Q. Archibald , on a pedestal , then keeps lifting the pedestal higher puts a human face puts a human face on Derrida , and makes one of the great minds of our times interesting and accessible puts a human face on Derrida , and makes one of the great minds of our times interesting and accessible to people who normally couldn't care less puts a human face on Derrida , and makes one of the great minds of our times interesting and accessible to people who normally couldn't care less . puts a human face on it puts a human face on it , evokes shame among all who are party to it and even promotes understanding puts a small child in jeopardy , puts a suspenseful spin on standard horror flick formula puts a suspenseful spin on standard horror flick formula . puts an exclamation point puts an exclamation point on the fact puts an exclamation point on the fact that this isn't something to be taken seriously puts enough salt puts enough salt into the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material puts enough salt into the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material to make it sting puts enough salt into the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material to make it sting . puts far more polished documentaries puts far more polished documentaries to shame puts far more polished documentaries to shame . puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars puts history in perspective puts its heart in the right place puts itself squarely in the service of the lovers who inhabit it puts the ` ick ' in ` classic . puts the dutiful efforts of more disciplined grade-grubbers puts the kibosh on what is otherwise a sumptuous work of B-movie imagination . puts the sting back into the con puts them into a battle of wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny puts to rest her valley-girl image putters putters along looking for astute observations and coming up blank putters along looking for astute observations and coming up blank . putting the toilet seat putting together any movies of particular value or merit putting together familiar themes of family , forgiveness and love putting together familiar themes of family , forgiveness and love in a new way putting together familiar themes of family , forgiveness and love in a new way -- putting you to sleep than a sound machine puzzle his most ardent fans puzzle his most ardent fans . puzzle whose pieces do not fit puzzle whose pieces do not fit . puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery puzzlement among critics about what the election symbolizes puzzles me is the lack of emphasis on music in Britney Spears ' first movie . puzzling puzzling than unsettling pyrotechnics its punchy style promises qualifies as cool qualifies as cool at times qualify as ` worse than expected qualify as a terrible tragedy qualify as art qualify as revolutionary qualities qualities essential to both movie qualities that were once amusing qualities that were once amusing are becoming irritating qualities that were once amusing are becoming irritating . quality quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing quality band quality cinema quality naptime quality twist quarter the fun of Toy Story 2 quasi-documentary queasy queasy infatuation and overall strangeness queasy-stomached quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters questionable questionable in-the-ring match-up questionable kind questionable satirical ambivalence questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull questions cinema's capability for recording truth questions cinema's capability for recording truth . quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles quick-buck quick-buck sequel quick-cut editing and a blaring heavy metal much of the time quick-cut edits quick-cut edits that often detract from the athleticism quick-cuts , ( very ) large shadows and wide-angle shots taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double ( for Seagal ) quick-witted quick-witted than any English Lit quickie TV special quickie teen-pop exploitation quickly , adroitly , and without fuss ; it doesn't give you time quickly . quickly becomes a tiresome cliché quickly becomes distasteful and downright creepy quickly becomes monotonous . quickly drags on becoming boring and predictable quickly drags on becoming boring and predictable . quickly enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls quickly fades quickly forgettable quickly losing its focus , point and purpose in a mess of mixed messages , over-blown drama and Bruce Willis with a scar quickly sinks into by-the-numbers territory . quickly snowballs out of quickly snowballs out of control , while focusing on the what much more than the why quickly switches into something more recyclable than significant quickly wears out its limited welcome quickly writes himself into a corner quiet , confident quiet , confident craftsmanship quiet , confident craftsmanship that tells a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship quiet , decisive moments quiet , decisive moments between members of the cultural elite quiet , introspective and entertaining quiet , introspective and entertaining independent quiet , patient and tenacious as Mr. Lopez himself quiet , pure , elliptical film quiet , threatening and unforgettable quiet affirmation quiet endurance quiet endurance , of common concern , quiet family drama quiet fastidiousness quiet freak-outs quiet power quiet treasure quieter domestic scenes quietly affecting cop drama quietly hopeful quietly inspirational quietly moving quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety quietly reflective quietly reflective and quietly reflective and melancholy quietly reflective and melancholy New Zealand film quietly suggesting the sadness and obsession beneath Hearst's forced avuncular chortles quietly vulnerable quintessential Bollywood quintessential Bollywood . Except it's much , much better quintessentially American quirkily appealing quirkily appealing minor movie quirkiness , eccentricity quirkiness , eccentricity , quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , and quirkiness , eccentricity , and certain individuals ' tendency to let it all hang out , and damn the consequences quirky , charming quirky , charming and quirky , charming and often hilarious quirky , fun , popcorn movies quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed quirky , odd movies and\/or the ironic quirky , off-beat project quirky , original quirky , slightly strange French films quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot quirky amazement quirky and fearless quirky and fearless ability quirky and funny quirky and leisurely quirky and poignant Japanese film quirky and recessive charms quirky and satirical touches quirky and taken with its own style quirky at moments quirky cast quirky characters , odd situations , and quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us quirky characters and an engaging story quirky charm quirky comedy quirky drama quirky movie quirky movie to be made from curling quirky or bleak quirky rip-off prison quirky road movie that constantly defies expectation quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell quit . ' quite '' Shrek quite '' Shrek '' or Monsters , Inc . quite a bit of heart quite a bit of heart , quite a bit of heart , as you would expect from the directors of The Little Mermaid and Aladdin quite a comedy quite a comedy nor quite a nosedive quite a rarity quite a rarity , even in the family film market quite a rarity , even in the family film market . quite a talented director quite a vision quite able quite admirable quite an achievement quite appealing quite as unpleasant quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life quite bad quite beautiful quite compelling as an intense , brooding character study quite endearing . quite enough of them quite entertaining quite fresh and delightful quite fun quite fun in places quite funny quite good quite good at providing some good old fashioned spooks quite good at providing some good old fashioned spooks . quite good-natured quite human quite like calling a dog stupid quite like the grinding of bad ideas quite makes it to the boiling point , but manages to sustain a good simmer for most of its running time quite makes it to the boiling point , but manages to sustain a good simmer for most of its running time . quite moving quite moving scenes quite moving scenes throughout his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel quite one of the worst movies of the year quite one of the worst movies of the year . It's just merely very bad quite pleasing quite pleasing , headlong thrust quite possibly the sturdiest example yet quite possibly the sturdiest example yet of why the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film quite revelatory documentary quite rich and exciting quite satisfying quite simply , shouldn't have been made quite sure quite sure what the point is quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins quite tasteful to look at quite tasty quite tasty and quite tasty and inviting all the same quite the career peak quite the equal quite the equal of Woo's best earlier work quite the genre-busting film quite the memorable experience quite touching quite truthful quite unengaging quite vapid quite worth quiver quizzical , charming quizzical , charming movie qutting may be a flawed film qutting may be a flawed film , but it is nothing if not sincere . race , politics and local commerce race and culture forcefully told , with superb performances throughout race splitting races and rackets racial clichés racial insensitivity racial prejudice in its ugly and diverse forms racial prejudice in its ugly and diverse forms . racial profiling Hollywood style racial tension racing to the rescue in the final reel racism racism and racism and homophobia racist racist Japanese jokes racist humour racist portraits racy radiant radiant , radiant , grimly purposeful radiant , grimly purposeful and mildly alarmed radiant character portrait radiates star-power potential in this remarkable and memorable film radiates star-power potential in this remarkable and memorable film . radical '' or `` suck '' radical action radioactive hair raffish charm rag-tag bunch ragbag rage rage and alienation ragged , cheap and unassuming way raging hormones and sledgehammers the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her `` madness '' raging throughout this three-hour effort rah-rah rail against the ongoing - and unprecedented - construction project going on over our heads . raise audience's spirits raise audience's spirits and raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll raise the bar on stylized screen violence raise this far above the level of the usual maudlin disease movie raise this far above the level of the usual maudlin disease movie . raised a few notches above kiddie fantasy pablum by Allen's astringent wit raised to a new , self-deprecating level raises serious questions raises some worthwhile themes raises some worthwhile themes while delivering a wholesome fantasy for kids raises some worthwhile themes while delivering a wholesome fantasy for kids . raises the film above anything Sandler's been attached to before raises the film above anything Sandler's been attached to before . raises the standard of her profession rally to its cause , ramble ramble through the sort of idoosyncratic terrain rambles rambles aimlessly rambles aimlessly through ill-conceived action pieces rambling rambling , repetitive rambling , repetitive dialogue rambling , repetitive dialogue and rambling , repetitive dialogue and the visual rambling and incoherent rambling and incoherent manifesto rambling examination rambling incoherence rampant adultery rampant vampire devaluation rancid crème brûlée rancorous curiosity random , superficial humour random and random and inconclusive random glass-shattering randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing randy film ranges from bad ranges from bad to bodacious rank rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies rank as one of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year rank as one of the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year . rank as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year rank as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . rank as three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . As each of them searches for their place in the world , Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity . rank frustration rank frustration from those rank frustration from those in the rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics rank with its worthy predecessors ranks as the most original in years ranks as the most original in years . ranks with the best of Herzog's works ranks with the worst ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material ransacks ransacks its archives ransacks its archives for a quick-buck sequel ransacks its archives for a quick-buck sequel . rant rap and R&B names rap stars and hood rats butt their ugly heads in a regurgitation of cinematic violence that gives brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero . ' rape and rape and suspected murder rape-payback rapid-fire delivery rapidly deteriorating rapidly deteriorating line rapidly develops into a gut-wrenching examination of the way cultural differences and emotional expectations collide . rapt spell rapturous rare rare , beautiful film rare , beautiful film . rare , exhilarating rare , exhilarating cinematic rare Imax movie rare and lightly entertaining rare and riveting rare capability to soothe and break your heart with a single stroke rare combination rare depth rare director rare directors rare documentary rare drama rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday rare family movie rare film rare for any movie rare gem rare gift rare glimpse rare in Hollywood's hastier productions rare in film rare in film today rare in the depiction of young women in film rare insight rare luminary rare movie rare ones rare quality rare remakes rare sequel rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain rare to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action rare to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' rare to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' before landing squarely on `` stupid '' rare treat rare trick rare window rarely achieves its best rarely been told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity rarely coherent rarely comes alive as its own fire-breathing entity in this picture . rarely dampens her diva persona enough to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend . rarely dampens her diva persona enough to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend . When she speaks rarely does rarely does a film so graceless and devoid of merit rarely does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along rarely does a film so graceless and devoid of merit as this one come along . rarely easy , obvious or self-indulgent rarely gets beneath the surface of things . rarely have received such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen as they do in this marvelous film . rarely permitting its characters more than two obvious dimensions and repeatedly placing them in contrived , well-worn situations rarely provides rarely seem sure of where it should go rarely stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to do it rarely work in movies now rarity rash ratchets ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks . rate Annie rate as the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season rated EEE for excitement rated EEE for excitement . rates an ` e ' for effort -- and a ` b ' for boring rates an ` e ' for effort -- and a ` b ' for boring . rates as an exceptional thriller rates as an exceptional thriller . rather beautiful rather bland rather brilliant rather brilliant little cult item rather chaotic rather choppy rather clever rather clumsy original rather cold-blooded comedy rather convoluted rather convoluted journey rather delivers a performance of striking skill and depth rather dull rather dull , unimaginative rather dull , unimaginative car chase rather dull person to be stuck with for two hours rather frightening rather inconsequential rather indulgent rather leaden and dull rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . rather like an overlong visit from a large group of your relatives . As your relatives swap one mundane story after another rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge rather like being trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end rather like viewing a long soap opera in which only the first episode was any good rather listless amble rather lopsided conception rather messy rather precious rather quickly , the film falls into a soothing formula of brotherly conflict and reconciliation rather routine rather sad rather shapeless rather shapeless good time rather silly rather simplistic rather slow rather slow beginning rather special rather stunning rather sturdy rather sturdy , old-fashioned entertainment rather superficial arthouse middle-brow film rather sweet rather than a chronicle of the ups and downs that accompany lifelong friendships rather than provocative rather than skip along the Seine , more or less slogs its way through soggy Paris , tongue uncomfortably in cheek . rather than substance rather thin rather thin moral rather tired rather too plainly rather toothless rather toothless take rather unbelievable rather unexceptional rather unfocused rather unique rather unique approach rattling the viewer raucous and sappy raucously raucously amusing raunch raunchy and raunchy and frequently hilarious raunchy and frequently hilarious follow-up raunchy and graphic raunchy and graphic as it may be in presentation -- raunchy as South Park raunchy language raunchy sex gags ravishing ravishing , baroque beauty ravishing consciousness-raiser ravishing costumes ravishing costumes , ravishing costumes , eye-filling ravishing costumes , eye-filling , ravishing costumes , eye-filling , wide-screen production design ravishing costumes , eye-filling , wide-screen production design and ravishing costumes , eye-filling , wide-screen production design and Joan's wacky decision to stand by her man , no matter how many times he demonstrates that he's a disloyal satyr ravishing waif raw and disturbing raw and disturbing tale raw comic energy raw emotion raw emotions raw exhilaration raw insight or raw insight or both raw insight or both . raw urban humor raw-nerved story razor-sided tuning re-assess the basis for our lives and evaluate what is truly ours in a world of meaningless activity re-create the excitement of such '50s flicks re-create the excitement of such '50s flicks as Jules Verne's ' 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ' and the George Pal version of H.G. Wells ' ` The Time Machine re-creation re-do re-enactments , re-imagining of Beauty and re-invents himself re-voiced version re-working to show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting reach a level of high drama reach a truly annoying pitch reach far beyond its core demographic reach for a barf bag reach much further than we imagine reach much further than we imagine . reach satisfying conclusions reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as '' Mulan '' or '' Tarzan . reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as '' Mulan '' or '' Tarzan . '' reach the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as `` Mulan '' or `` Tarzan reach the heart reached its expiration date reached the absolute top of the game reaches across time and distance reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza reaching for more tissues and those reaching happiness reaching the comic heights it obviously desired reacting to humor so much as they are wincing back in repugnance reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights reaction reactionary ideas about women reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy reactions read Stevenson's book , which is a treasure in and of itself read ` seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame read like a discarded House Beautiful spread read the fart jokes readily dismissed as the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention reading an oversized picture book before bedtime reading lines reading lines from a TelePrompTer reading your scripts before signing that dotted line ready to go to the U . N . and ask permission for a preemptive strike ready to go to the U.N. and ask permission for a preemptive strike ready to hate one character ready to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters ready to take off ... the other direction ready-made Eurotrash cult ready-made midnight movie reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today reaffirms life reaffirms life as it looks in the face of death real real '' portions of the film real Americans real and real and amusing real appeal real audience-pleaser real bump-in - the-night chills real characters real characters and compelling plots real charm real clunker real clunker . real conflict real contenders real dawns , comic relief real documentary real downer real emotional impact real film real filmmaker's real flair real gift real heart real heroism and abject suffering real human soul real humor real interest real laughs real magic real magic , real magic , perhaps real masterpiece real money real movie producers real movies real narrative logic real natural , even-flowing tone real people living their lives real people wouldn't real pleasure real pleasure in its laid-back way real plot real poignancy real psychological grounding real raw emotion real reason to see it real shame real situations and characters real snooze . real star real stars real strength real talent real talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires real treat real triumphs real turns real visual charge real visual charge to the filmmaking real vitality real winner real writer plot real-life Hollywood fairy-tale real-life basis is , in fact , so interesting that no embellishment is real-life happening real-life persona real-life story real-time rhythms realism , crisp storytelling realism , crisp storytelling and realism , crisp storytelling and radiant realism , crisp storytelling and radiant compassion realistic ' realistic , non-exploitive approach realistic , urgent realistic about all kinds of love realistic and realistic and greatly moving realistic atmosphere realistic characters realistic characters showing honest emotions realistic human behavior of an episode of General Hospital realistic interaction realistic interaction between the characters realistic performances realistic portrayal realistically realistically drawn characterizations realistically nuanced a Robert De Niro performance can be when he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year realistically terrifying movie reality and disillusionment reality drain reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! -- reality shows -- reality shows for God's sake ! -- is a crime that should be punishable by chainsaw . reality shows for God's sake reality shows for God's sake ! -- reality tv obsession reality-snubbing realize , much to our dismay realize , much to our dismay , realize , much to our dismay , that this really did happen realize intuitively realize intuitively that even morality is reduced to an option by the ultimate mysteries of life and death realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty realize that it is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show realize that it is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show . realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times realize that we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire realize there's no place for this story to go but down realize your mind is being blown realize your mind is being blown . realized on the screen realized that I just didn't care realized that no matter how fantastic Reign of Fire looked , its story was making no sense at all realized that no matter how fantastic Reign of Fire looked , its story was making no sense at all . realized the harsh reality of my situation realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time realized through clever makeup design realized through clever makeup design , realizes a fullness that does not negate the subject realizes a fullness that does not negate the subject . realizing Steven Spielberg got it right realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already really , really , really good things can come in enormous packages really , really good really , really good things really , really good things can come in enormous packages really , really stupid really , save your disgust and your indifference really , we've been here , done that really a thriller really a thriller so much really a true really a true `` us '' versus `` them '' really adorable Italian guys . really an advantage to invest such subtlety and warmth in an animatronic bear when the humans are acting like puppets really as bad as you might think really as bad as you might think ! '' really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off really bad really bad Blair Witch Project really bad community theater production really bad imitation really bad movies really bad so much as distasteful really belongs with any viewer forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions really blow the big one really builds up a head of emotional steam really builds up a head of emotional steam . really busts out of its comfy little cell really cool really cool bit really cute really deliver the delicious guilty pleasure of the better film versions really develops beyond attacking obvious target really do a great job of anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age . really doesn't fit the part really doesn't have much to say beyond the news really dumb really dumb but really earned my indignant , preemptive departure really elevates itself from being yet another earnestly generic crime-busting comic vehicle -- a well-intentioned remake that shows some spunk and promise but fails to register as anything distinctive or daring really embraces the joy of Fuhrman's destructive escapism or the grace-in-rebellion found by his characters really feel involved with the story , as all of its ideas remain just that : abstract ideas . really finds the tonal or thematic glue it needs really finds the tonal or thematic glue it needs . really funny really funny fifteen-minute really funny movie really get inside of them really get inside of them . really get weird , though not particularly scary really gives the film its oomph really goes downhill really goes downhill . really good really good premise really harnesses to full effect the energetic cast . really has no place to go since Simone is not real really have to salute writer-director Haneke ( he adapted Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) for making a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch . really have to wonder how on earth anyone , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this . really heavy back story really help clear up the case really horrible really horrible drek . really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn . ' really is enormously good fun . really know who '' they '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care really long , slow and dreary time really makes it special really need a 77-minute film to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work ? really need a remake of `` Charade really only exists to try to eke out an emotional tug of the heart , one which it fails to get really peeved really peeved at it really poor really poor comedic writing really rather special really rattling the viewer really really high really really high notes really ripe for a warmed-over James Bond adventure , with a village idiot as the 007 clone really scores really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons really slick really slick . really slick . The voices are fine as well . The problem really solid really solid Woody Allen film really solid performances really solid performances by Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes really special walk really steals the show really strong second effort really stupid really surprises about Wisegirls is its low-key quality and genuine tenderness . really takes off really tells the tale really the whole series is so much pretentious nonsense , lavishly praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity really unclear really vocalized really what we demand of the director really won my heart really work really wrong with this ricture reap more rewards reason to go reason to miss Interview with the Assassin reason to see it reasonable reasonably attractive reasonably attractive holiday contraption reasonably creative reasonably creative eighth-grader reasonably efficient reasonably entertained reasonably entertaining reasonably entertaining sequel reasonably good reasonably good time reasonably intelligent reasonably well-done reasons enough to see it reasons to watch the film , which director Gerardo Vera has drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama reassembled from the cutting-room floor of any given daytime soap reassures reassures us reassures us that he will once again be an honest and loving one reassures us that he will once again be an honest and loving one . reassuring manner reassuringly familiar rebellious rebirth rebirth to bruising recalling sixties ' rockumentary milestones from Lonely Boy to recalling sixties ' rockumentary milestones from Lonely Boy to Don't Look Back . recalls recalls the Cary Grant of Room recalls the Cary Grant of Room for One More , Houseboat and Father Goose in its affectionate depiction of the gentle war between a reluctant , irresponsible man and the kid who latches onto him recalls the Cary Grant of Room for One More , Houseboat and Father Goose in its affectionate depiction of the gentle war between a reluctant , irresponsible man and the kid who latches onto him . recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism recapitulation recapturing recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films receding receive received such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen received such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen as they do in this marvelous film receiving War Department telegrams recent Dumas botch-jobs recent Hollywood trip tripe recent action-fantasy extravaganzas recent comedies recent crass-a-thons recent favourite recent past recent successes recently said , a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia recently said , a tortuous comment that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia . recharged recipe , inspiring recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt recite poetry in voice-over recite some of this laughable dialogue recite some of this laughable dialogue with a straight face recognise recognise any of the signposts , as if discovering a way through to the bitter end recognizable recognizable and true recognizable and true that , as in real life , we're never sure how things will work out recognize even without the Elizabethan prose , the play behind the thing recognize it recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile recognize that this story is too goofy recognize that this story is too goofy ... even for Disney recognized recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots recommend recommend '' recommend Big Bad Love recommend Big Bad Love only recommend Read My Lips recommend SECRETARY recommend SECRETARY , recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal recommend Snow Dogs recommend `` recommend `` Never Again recommend anything but a rental for The Tuxedo recommend it recommend it , recommend it , because it overstays its natural running time recommend it enough recommend it for its originality recommend it for its originality alone recommend that everyone see this movie -- for its historical significance alone recommend that everyone see this movie -- for its historical significance alone . recommend the film recommend this film recommend this film because for every thing it does right there recommend this film more recommend to anyone looking for something recommend to anyone looking for something different recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes recommended recommended -- recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms recommended as an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event and the elements which contributed to it recommended as an engrossing story about a horrifying historical event and the elements which contributed to it . recommended viewing for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting recommended viewing for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting . recommending recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser recommending it recommending it , record the lives of women torn apart by a legacy of abuse recording recovering from its demented premise recreated with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats recreates a place and time that will never happen again recreates both the physical setting and emotional tensions of the Papin sisters recreating it an in an African idiom recreation to resonate recreational drug recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago recycled recycled and dumbed-down version recycled more times recycled more times than I'd care to count recycled plot recycles every cliché about gays in what is essentially an extended soap opera recycles every cliché about gays in what is essentially an extended soap opera . recycles the same premise recycling recycling old cliches red hot red lights , a rattling noise redeem it from hopeless sentimentality redeem their mentally '' superior redeemable redeemed redeemed by its stars redeeming feature redeeming features redeeming value redeems it redemption redemptive rediscover the quivering kid inside rediscovering the power of fantasy rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime rediscovers rediscovers his passion in life redneck redolent redolent of a thousand cliches redone by someone who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot redone for horses , with fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs redone for horses , with fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by Bryan Adams , the world's most generic rock star reduce Blake's philosophy into a tragic coming-of-age saga punctuated by bursts of animator Todd McFarlane's superhero dystopia reduce everything he touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon reduce it reduce the chances that the appeal of Hey Arnold reduce the chances that the appeal of Hey Arnold ! reduce the chances that the appeal of Hey Arnold ! The Movie will reach far beyond its core demographic reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy reduces Wertmuller's social mores and politics to tiresome jargon reduces it to an almost comic embarrassment reduces it to an almost comic embarrassment . reduces the complexities to bromides and slogans reduces this domestic tragedy reduces this domestic tragedy to florid melodrama reducing our emotional stake reducing our emotional stake in the outcome reducing our emotional stake in the outcome of '' Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game redundancies redundancy redundancy and redundancy and unsuccessful redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it redundant redundant , sloppy redundant , sloppy , over-the-top , redundant and redundant and inauthentic redundant concept redundant messages redundant to say so reek of a script reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a '' cooler '' PG-13 rating reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' PG-13 rating reeked of a been-there , done-that sameness reeking reeking of research library dust reel in the audience reel in when we should be playing out reenacting a historic scandal references to faith and rainbows to plant smile-button faces on that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit referred to in the title , many can aspire but none can equal refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one refined refined it to a crystalline point refined piece reflect reflect a woman's point-of-view . reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking reflected in almost every scene reflecting reflecting the character's instability reflecting the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score reflective and reflective and beautifully reflective and reasonable reflects the worst of their shallow styles reflects their earnestness -- which makes for a terrifying film refracting refracting all of World War II through the specific conditions of one man refresh refresh our souls refreshed refreshed and refreshed and hopeful refreshes refreshes the mind and spirit refreshes the mind and spirit along refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body refreshing refreshing , refreshing , disarming refreshing , disarming , refreshing , disarming , and refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable refreshing , disarming , and just outright enjoyable despite its ridiculousness refreshing Korean film refreshing and refreshing and comical refreshing and comical spin refreshing change refreshing departure refreshing to see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous refreshing to see a cartoon that knows what it is , and knows the form's history refreshing to see a girl-power movie that doesn't feel it has to prove anything refreshing to see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original refreshing to see a romance this smart refreshing visit refreshingly refreshingly , refreshingly adult take on adultery refreshingly authentic coming-of-age tale . refreshingly clear refreshingly different slice refreshingly forthright refreshingly forthright one refreshingly honest refreshingly honest and refreshingly honest and ultimately touching refreshingly honest and ultimately touching tale refreshingly incisive refreshingly literary refreshingly naive refreshingly naive point refreshingly natural refreshingly novel refreshingly novel ride refreshingly realistic refreshingly realistic , refreshingly realistic , affectation-free refreshingly serious refreshingly serious look refreshingly smart and newfangled refreshingly smart and newfangled variation refreshingly unhibited refreshingly unhibited enthusiasm refreshingly unusual refusal refusal to recognise any of the signposts , as if discovering a way through to the bitter end without a map refuse to admit that they don't like it refused refused to gel refuses refuses to be simple refuses to develop an energy level refuses to evaluate his own work refuses to let Slackers be seen as just another teen movie , which means he can be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy refuses to let Slackers be seen as just another teen movie , which means he can be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy . refuses to offer much accompanying sustenance in the way of characterization , humor or plain old popcorn fun refuses to offer much accompanying sustenance in the way of characterization , humor or plain old popcorn fun . refuses to spell things out for viewers regal regal charisma regard regard Mr. Andrew and his collaborators as oddballs regardless of race regardless of whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter regards 1967 as the key turning point of the 20th century regards Reign of Fire with awe regards Reign of Fire with awe . regards Reign of Fire with awe . What a vast enterprise has been marshaled in the service of such a minute idea . register strongly register strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor regret regret , love , duty and friendship regret and regret and , ultimately , regret and , ultimately , finding redemption regret to report that these ops are just not extreme enough regret to report that these ops are just not extreme enough . regrettably regurgitated regurgitated action movie regurgitation rehash old rehash old jokes rehash old jokes and rehash old jokes and leave rehash old jokes and leave any life at the doorstep . rehash old jokes and leave any life at the doorstep . I like Frank the Pug , though rehashed rehashed sight gags rehashes rehashes several old themes rehashes several old themes and is capped with pointless extremes rehashes to feed to the younger generations rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture reheated Aliens reheated aliens reign of fire may be little more than another platter of reheated aliens reign of fire may be little more than another platter of reheated aliens , reign of fire may be little more than another platter of reheated aliens , but it's still pretty tasty reign of fire may be little more than another platter of reheated aliens , but it's still pretty tasty . reinforces the talents of screenwriter charlie kaufman , creator of adaptation reinforces the talents of screenwriter charlie kaufman , creator of adaptation and reinforces the talents of screenwriter charlie kaufman , creator of adaptation and being john malkovich reinforces the talents of screenwriter charlie kaufman , creator of adaptation and being john malkovich . reinvented reinvented itself reinvented itself for a new generation reinvigorated reinvigorated the romance genre reject rejected rejected ABC Afterschool Special rejected X-Files episode rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again rejected must have been astronomically bad rejection by one's mother rejects rejects patent solutions to dramatize life's messiness from inside out , in all its strange quirks rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting rekindle the magic of the first film rekindled by the Kathleen Soliah trial and the upcoming trial of SLA members Emily and William Harris , not to mention Sept . 11 , its difficult these days to appreciate Fire's bright side rekindled by the Kathleen Soliah trial and the upcoming trial of SLA members Emily and William Harris , not to mention Sept . 11 , its difficult these days to appreciate Fire's bright side . rekindles relate to the search for inner peace relate to the search for inner peace by dramatically depicting the lives of others onstage relates to characters and story relationship and relationship maintenance that celibacy can start looking good relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end relative relative letdown . relative modesty relatively dry relatively dry material relatively effective relatively flavorless relatively gore-free relatively lightweight commercial fare such as Notting Hill to commercial relatively lightweight commercial fare such as Notting Hill to commercial fare with real thematic heft . relatively nothing relatively nothing happens relatively scant 97 minutes relatively sincere relatively slow relatively slow to come to the point relatives swap one mundane story after another relax relax and relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . ' relaxed in its perfect quiet pace relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and proud in its message relaxed in its perfect quiet pace and proud in its message . relaxing relaxing around old friends relayed by superb relays its universal points without lectures or confrontations released in IMAX format released now , when it has become even weaker released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed releasing relegated relegated to a dark video store corner relegated to the background -- a welcome step relegated to the background -- a welcome step forward from the Sally Jesse Raphael atmosphere of films like Philadelphia and American Beauty relentless , all-wise-guys-all-the-time approach relentless , polished wit relentless and beautiful relentless descent relentlessly brutal relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent relentlessly depressing relentlessly downbeat relentlessly folksy relentlessly globalizing relentlessly nasty relentlessly nasty situations relentlessly saccharine relevant today reliable reliable textbook reliably soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless relic from a bygone era , and its convolutions ... relied too much relied too much on convention relies a bit too heavily on grandstanding , emotional , Rocky-like moments relies less on forced air than on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script relies less on forced air than on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script by Axel Hellstenius relies less on forced air than on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script by Axel Hellstenius . relies on more than special effects relies on predictable plot contrivances relies on subtle ironies and visual devices relies on subtle ironies and visual devices to convey point of view . relies on toilet humor , ethnic slurs relies on toilet humor , ethnic slurs . relies too much on a scorchingly plotted dramatic scenario for its own good relies too much on a scorchingly plotted dramatic scenario for its own good . relieved that his latest feature , R Xmas , marks a modest if encouraging return to form religion that dares to question an ancient faith religion that dares to question an ancient faith , religion that dares to question an ancient faith , and religious and romantic quests religious bigotry religious fanatics -- or backyard sheds -- relishes every self-mocking moment . relocation camps reluctant reluctant , irresponsible reluctant , irresponsible man rely on an ambiguous presentation rely on dumb gags , anatomical humor , or character cliches rely on stupidity rely on stupidity as a substitute for humor relying on animation or dumb humor relying on technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue relying on the very digital technology that he fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film relying on the viewer to do most of the work remade for viewers who were in diapers when the original was released in 1987 ... this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along remain an unchanged dullard remain curious about each other against all odds remain interested , or at least conscious remain the same throughout . remaining heartless remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift remains remains a chilly , clinical lab report remains a complete blank remains a disquieting and thought-provoking film remains a film about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern remains a film about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern . remains a filmmaker with an acid viewpoint and a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid remains a filmmaker with an acid viewpoint and a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid . remains a loosely tied series of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny . remains a loosely tied series of vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny . ' remains a perfect Wildean actor remains a ponderous and pretentious endeavor that's unfocused and tediously exasperating remains a reactive cipher , when opening the man's head and heart is the only imaginable reason for the film to be made remains a silent , lumpish cipher remains aloft not on its own self-referential hot air , but on the inspired performance of Tim Allen remains aloft not on its own self-referential hot air , but on the inspired performance of Tim Allen . remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring remains brightly optimistic remains brightly optimistic , remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end remains captivating throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests remains depressingly prosaic and dull remains fairly light , remains fairly light , always entertaining , and smartly written remains fairly light , always entertaining , and smartly written . remains indistinct remains inextricably stuck in an emotionally unavailable rut . remains is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona remains mostly undeterminable remains movingly genuine remains oddly detached remains perfect remains prominent remains prominent , remains prominent , as do the girls ' amusing personalities remains prominent , as do the girls ' amusing personalities . remains sadly unrealized . remains sporadically funny remains sporadically funny throughout remains surprisingly idealistic remains that a wacky concept does not a movie make remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career remains the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career . remains the real masterpiece remains to be seen whether Statham can move beyond the crime-land action genre , but then again remains undiminished remains unfulfilled remains uniquely itself remains utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout remains utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout . remains vividly in memory remains vividly in memory long remake Andrei Tarkovsky's Solaris so much as distill it remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again remake of '' Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik remake of '' Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik . remake of '' Big Deal on Madonna Street '' that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik . '' remarkable remarkable 179-minute meditation remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck remarkable achival film remarkable amount remarkable and remarkable and memorable remarkable and memorable film remarkable and novel remarkable assuredness remarkable assuredness for a first-timer remarkable because it remarkable camerawork remarkable ensemble cast remarkable feat remarkable film remarkable for its intelligence and intensity remarkable for its intelligence and intensity . remarkable gift remarkable movie remarkable new trick remarkable performance remarkable performances remarkable piece remarkable procession remarkable procession of sweeping pictures remarkable procession of sweeping pictures that have reinvigorated the romance genre remarkable serenity and discipline remarkable skill remarkable yet remarkable yet shockingly remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective remarkably remarkably accessible and haunting remarkably accessible and haunting film remarkably alluring remarkably alluring film remarkably assured remarkably coherent , horrifically vivid snapshot remarkably cohesive remarkably cohesive whole remarkably dull with only Caine remarkably engaging despite being noticeably derivative of Goodfellas and at least a half dozen other trouble-in-the-ghetto flicks remarkably faithful one remarkably fuddled about motives and context , which drains it of the dramatic substance that would shake us in our boots ( or cinema seats ) remarkably insightful remarkably mature remarkably original remarkably original work remarkably solid and subtly remarkably solid and subtly satirical tour remarkably strong remarkably strong cast remarkably ugly to look at remarkably unpretentious remarkably varying remarkably well remember , in order to avoid them in the future remember Cabin Boy ? ) remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced remember the haunting images than the plot holes remember the last time I saw a movie where I wanted so badly for the protagonist to fail remember the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie remember the last time I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops remember the picture remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form remembered as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films remembered as one of the most important stories remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history remembered at Oscar time remembered at Oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier remembered for the 9-11 terrorist attacks remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing remembered long afterwards remembering this refreshing visit remembers the '60s or remembrance remind one of a really solid Woody Allen film remind one of a really solid Woody Allen film , remind one of a really solid Woody Allen film , with its excellent use of New York locales and sharp writing remind the First World that HIV\/AIDS is far from being yesterday's news remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking remind us remind us of brilliant crime dramas remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I remind us of the devastating horror suffered by an entire people reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s reminded of other , better films , especially Seven , which director William Malone slavishly copies reminded us that a feel-good movie can still show real heart reminding yourself that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies reminding yourself that it's a `` true story '' reminds at every turn of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding -- reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding -- with better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style reminds me of a vastly improved Germanic version of My Big Fat Greek Wedding -- with better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style . reminds us how realistically nuanced a Robert De Niro performance can be when he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year reminds us of our own responsibility reminds us of our own responsibility to question what is told as the truth reminds us that , in any language , the huge stuff in life can usually be traced back to the little things reminds us that , in any language , the huge stuff in life can usually be traced back to the little things . reminds you how pertinent its dynamics remain reminds you just how comically subversive silence can be reminds you of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world reminds you of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world . reminds you that the key to stand-up is to always make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but reminds you that the key to stand-up is to always make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but . reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . reminds you that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . reminiscent of 1992's Unforgiven which also utilized the scintillating force of its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue . reminiscent of Gong Li and a vivid personality reminiscent of a pseudo-hip luxury car commercial remote , emotionally distant piece remotely new or interesting remotely probing or penetrating . remotely topical or sexy remotely triumphant about this motion picture render it anything but laughable rendered in as flat rendered tedious rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest rendered with such clarity rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday rendering of Puccini's tale of devotion renewal reno's immense wit reno's immense wit and reno's immense wit and insight renown renown Chelsea Hotel renowned renowned filmmaker rent Godfather rent `` Shakes The Clown '' , a much funnier film with a similar theme and an equally great Robin Williams performance rent a pedigree instead rent the Disney version rent this movie rent this on video rent those movies instead rent those movies instead , renting renting this you're not interested in discretion in your entertainment choices reopens an interesting controversy and reopens an interesting controversy and never succumbs to sensationalism repackaged for a 2002 audience reparto o lo interesante que pudo haber resultado su premisa , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y repeated repeated at least four times repeated at least four times . Every joke is repeated at least -- annoying , isn't it repeated in films over and over again repeatedly puts a small child in jeopardy , treating her as little more than a prop to be cruelly tormented repeatedly throughout the movie repeating repeating what he's already done way too often repellantly out of control repellent repellent to fully endear itself to American art house audiences , repellent to fully endear itself to American art house audiences , but repellent to fully endear itself to American art house audiences , but it is notable for its stylistic austerity and forcefulness . repetition and languorous slo-mo sequences repetitions repetitions and inconsistencies repetitious repetitive repetitive , muddy and blurry repetitive and repetitive and designed to fill time , providing no real sense of suspense repetitive and ragged repetitive arguments , schemes and treachery repetitively repetitively stretched out to feature length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue repetitively stretched out to feature length , awash in self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue . replaced by goth goofiness replaced by romance-novel platitudes replaced by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could replaced by some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy replaced by the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks replaced with Morph , a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around replete with a flattering sense of mystery and quietness replete with acclaimed actors and actresses replete with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music replete with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them replete with stereotypical familial quandaries replete with the pubescent scandalous replete with the pubescent scandalous innuendo report that it is instead a cheap cliché report that the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks reporting on the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres reporting that is done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks reprehensible represent totally exemplify middle-of-the-road mainstream represented , both in terms of style and ethnicity , prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time represented , both in terms of style and ethnicity , prevents the proceedings from feeling repetitious , as does the appropriately brief 40-minute running time . represents Adam Sandler's latest attempt to dumb down the universe represents Adam Sandler's latest attempt to dumb down the universe . represents Bartleby's main overall flaw . represents a spectacular piece of theater represents an auspicious feature debut for Chaiken represents an auspicious feature debut for Chaiken . represents an engaging and intimate first feature represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director represents an engaging and intimate first feature by a talented director to watch represents better-than-average movie-making that doesn't demand a dumb , distracted audience . represents everything wrong with '' independent film '' as a commodified , sold-out concept on the american filmmaking scene represents glossy Hollywood at its laziest represents glossy Hollywood at its laziest . represents nothing represents nothing more than the art of the deal represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side represents the worst kind of filmmaking , the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy represents the worst kind of filmmaking , the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy . represents two of those well spent repressed repressed teenage memories repression reproduce the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight reps decent action entertainment repugnance repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers repugnant repulse repulsive repulsive and repulsive and depressing repulsively repulsively sadistic repulsively sadistic and repulsively sadistic and mundane reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer . that is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion require the patience of Job to get through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture required genuine acting from Ms. Spears required of her , but the actress and director Peter Kosminsky never get the audience to break through the wall her character erects required poignancy , required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid required to balance all the formulaic equations in the long-winded heist comedy Who Is Cletis Tout ? required to give this comic slugfest some heart required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it required to supply too much of the energy in a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike required viewing in university computer science departments for years to come requires a delicate , surgical touch . requires a taste for Swamp Thing-type animation , doubled with a deafening score requires a taste for Swamp Thing-type animation , doubled with a deafening score . requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it requiring a great deal of thought requisite faux-urban vibe rerun rescue Adrian Lyne's Unfaithful from its sleazy moralizing rescue Brown Sugar from the curse of blandness rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop research library dust resemblance to , resemblance to , and shares the weaknesses of , too many recent action-fantasy extravaganzas in which special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences resemblance to , and shares the weaknesses of , too many recent action-fantasy extravaganzas in which special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences . resemble the shapeless resemble their celebrity parents resembles a bad high school production of Grease resembles a bad high school production of Grease , resembles a bad high school production of Grease , without benefit of song resembles a bad high school production of Grease , without benefit of song . resembles a real-life , big-budget NC-17 version of Tank Girl resembles an outline for a '70s exploitation picture resembles an outline for a '70s exploitation picture than the finished product resembles an outline for a '70s exploitation picture than the finished product . resembles anyone you've ever met in real life , unless you happen to know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter resembles anyone you've ever met in real life , unless you happen to know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter . resembles the el cheapo margaritas served within . resembling humor resent it resentful Betty and resentful Betty and the manipulative yet needy Margot resentment resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material reserved but existential resist resist his pleas resist his pleas to spare wildlife and resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs resist temptation resistance and artistic transcendence resolutely avoids all the comic possibilities of its situation , and becomes one more dumb high school comedy about sex gags and prom dates . resolutely downbeat resolutely dramatic resolutely dramatic variation resolutely realistic resolutely realistic path resolutely unamusing resolutely unamusing , resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is resolve to be a total winner resolved easily , or soon resonance resonance to make us care about them resonant resonant chord resonant film since The Killer resonant gem resonant gem that relays its universal points without lectures or confrontations resonant tale resonate far resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives resonate with singles of many ages resonates resonates in a profound way , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir resonates in a profound way , comparable to the classic films of Jean Renoir . resorting to camp resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur resorting to camp or parody resorting to hyperbole resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development resorts to desperate measures resorts to easy feel-good sentiments resoundingly resourceful resourceful amnesiac resourceful and resourceful and ingenious resourceful and ingenious entertainment resourceful and ingenious entertainment . resourceful hero respect respect and affection respect than enthuse respect than enthuse over respect to just one of those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it respectable respectable action respectable action . respectable but uninspired thriller respectable new one respectable sequel respectable summer blockbuster respectably respected respectful respectful a film as Byatt fans could hope for respectful of its past respective charms respects respects its audience and its source material respects the Marvel version respects the Marvel version without becoming respects the material respects the material without sentimentalizing it respond by hitting on each other . responsible responsible for one of the worst movies of one year responsible for some excellent work responsible for some excellent work . responsible for this illuminating comedy rest contentedly with the knowledge that he's made at least one damn fine horror movie restage the whole thing restate restore restore ( Harmon ) to prominence , restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy restrained and restrained and subtle restrained to be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging restraint as well as restraint as well as warmth restrictive restrictive and chaotic result in a movie that works against itself result in a movie that works against itself . resultado su premisa , pues el resultado es francamente aburrido y resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue results from adhering to the messiness of true stories results is the best performance from either in years results that are sometimes bracing resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... resurrecting performers who rarely work in movies now ... and drawing flavorful performances from bland actors resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , but resurrection isn't exactly quality cinema , but it isn't nearly as terrible as it cold have been resuscitate retain their lunch retaining an integrity retaining an integrity and refusing to compromise his vision retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor retains ambiguities that make it well worth watching retains ambiguities that make it well worth watching . retains an extraordinary faith in the ability of images retains an extraordinary faith in the ability of images to communicate the truth of the world around him retch retch it up retch it up like rancid crème brûlée retelling retelling a historically significant , and personal , episode retelling a historically significant , and personal , episode detailing how one international city welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees while the world's democracie rethink their attitudes when they see the joy the characters take in this creed retina candy retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash retooled genre piece retread , retread , hobbled by half-baked setups and sluggish pacing retread , hobbled by half-baked setups and sluggish pacing . retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought retread action twaddle retread concept retread of several other mob tales retread story retreat into oblivion and return . retro uplifter . retro-refitting exercise retrospectively , his most personal work yet retrospectively , his most personal work yet . return ticket return to a sane regimen of eating , sleeping and stress-reducing contemplation return to form for director Peter Bogdanovich return to form that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work return to the more traditional action genre returning to one anecdote for comparison : the cartoon in Japan that gave people seizures returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s returns as a visionary with a tale full of nuance and character dimension returns as a visionary with a tale full of nuance and character dimension . returns the martial arts master to top form returns to his son's home returns to narrative filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power returns to narrative filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power . returns with a chase to end all chases reunion reveal his impressively delicate range reveal nothing about who he is or who he was before revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival revealing and richly entertaining revealing nothing revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate revealing the human complexities reveals a music scene that transcends culture and race reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk reveals an ironic manifestation of institutionalized slavery that ties a black-owned record label with a white-empowered police force . reveals his characters reveals his characters in a way that intrigues and even fascinates us reveals how bad an actress she is reveals how we all need a playful respite from the grind to refresh our souls reveals how we all need a playful respite from the grind to refresh our souls . reveals itself reveals itself slowly , reveals itself slowly , intelligently reveals itself slowly , intelligently , reveals itself slowly , intelligently , artfully reveals itself slowly , intelligently , artfully . reveals itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum reveals itself to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , not even Ms . reveals meaning reveals that efforts toward closure only open new wounds reveals the filmmaker's bottomless pit of self-absorption reveals the filmmaker's bottomless pit of self-absorption . reveals the true intent of her film by carefully selecting interview subjects who will construct a portrait of Castro so predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda reveals the true intent of her film by carefully selecting interview subjects who will construct a portrait of Castro so predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda . reveals the ways in which a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth reveals the ways in which a sultry evening or a beer-fueled afternoon in the sun can inspire even the most retiring heart to venture forth . reveals the yearning we all have in our hearts for acceptance within the family circle reveals the yearning we all have in our hearts for acceptance within the family circle . reveals unexpected depths reveals unexpected depths as an actor revel in its splendor revel in those visual in-jokes , as in the film's verbal pokes at everything from the likes of Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein's bluff personal style revel in those visual in-jokes , as in the film's verbal pokes at everything from the likes of Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein's bluff personal style to the stylistic rigors of Denmark's Dogma movement revelation revelation and excitement revelatory revelatory about his psyche revelatory and revelatory and narcissistic revelatory nor truly edgy -- merely crassly flamboyant and comedically labored . revelatory performance revelled in the entertaining shallows revels in its own simplicity revenge , and romance revenge and revenge thriller revenge-of-the-nerds clichés reverberates throughout this film , whose meaning and impact is sadly heightened by current world events revered revered TV show reverent reverent , and subtly different reverie reviewers revigorates revigorates the mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway revigorates the mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway . revisionist revisionist fancy revisiting as many times as possible revitalize revitalize the British gangster movie revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions revolting revolutionary revolutionary spirit revulsion reward rewarded rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright rewarded by brutal , committed performances rewarded by brutal , committed performances from Huppert and Magimel rewarded with some fine acting rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances rewarding rewarding balance rewarding one rewarding work rewards rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them reworking to aim the film at young males in the throes of their first full flush of testosterone reworks rewritten , and rewritten , and for the uncompromising knowledge that the highest power of all is the power of love rewritten , and for the uncompromising knowledge that the highest power of all is the power of love . reynolds rhapsodic rhapsodize cynicism , with repetition and languorous slo-mo sequences , rhapsodize cynicism , with repetition and languorous slo-mo sequences , that Glass's dirgelike score becomes a fang-baring lullaby . rhetoric and cliché rhetorical rhetorical excess rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality rhythmic ribald , full-throated humor ribald humor and touching nostalgia ribbing itself to be truly entertaining rice's second rich rich , and strange rich , bittersweet Israeli documentary rich , shadowy black-and-white rich and rich and exciting rich and full rich and full life rich and intelligent rich and intelligent film rich and luscious rich and sudden rich and sudden wisdom rich and suspenseful rich detail condensed rich details rich green , environment rich historical subject rich in color and creativity rich in emotional texture rich in the tiny revelations of real life rich performances rich promise rich stew rich subject rich tale rich veins of funny stuff in this movie rich visual clarity and deeply rich with human events rich with period minutiae richer and more observant richer by his own experiences , making his other movies somehow richer in the bargain richer in the bargain . richer shadings richly richly detailed richly detailed , richly detailed , deftly executed richly detailed , deftly executed and richly detailed , deftly executed and utterly absorbing richly entertaining richly handsome locations richly imagined richly imagined and richly imagined and admirably mature richly resonant work richly rewarded riddled with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through riddled with unanswered questions that it requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it riddled with unanswered questions that it requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it plod along . ride , with jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and a boffo last hour ride , with jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and a boffo last hour that leads up to a strangely sinister happy ending ride , with jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and a boffo last hour that leads up to a strangely sinister happy ending . ride around a pretty tattered old carousel ride around a pretty tattered old carousel . ride for the kiddies , with enough eye ride for the kiddies , with enough eye candy and cheeky wit to keep parents away from the concession stand ride for the kiddies , with enough eye candy and cheeky wit to keep parents away from the concession stand . ride for the kiddies , with enough eye candy and cheeky wit to keep parents away from the concession stand . ' ride of a movie ride the Hogwarts Express ride the Hogwarts Express toward a new year of magic and mischief ride the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you ride the dubious divide where gay porn reaches for serious drama ride the dubious divide where gay porn reaches for serious drama . ride through nighttime Manhattan , a loquacious videologue of the modern male and the lengths to which he'll go to weave a protective cocoon around his own ego ride through nighttime Manhattan , a loquacious videologue of the modern male and the lengths to which he'll go to weave a protective cocoon around his own ego . ridicule factor ridiculous ridiculous , of course ridiculous Bolero ridiculous action sequences ridiculous and ridiculous and money-oriented ridiculous beyond description ridiculous dialog ridiculous schlock ridiculous shoot ridiculous sourness ridiculous wig ridiculously inappropriate ridiculousness riding with the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise up the social ladder rife with miscalculations rigged and sluggish right right , from its promenade of barely clad bodies in Myrtle Beach , S.C. , to the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner right actors right amount right and right approach right at home right at home as a nifty plot line in Steven Soderbergh's Traffic fails to arrive at any satisfying destination right at home at the Saturday matinee right at home in this French shocker right choice right choices right conditions right direction right down the reality drain right elements right film right inside the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies right into the center of that world right itself precisely when you think it's in danger of going wrong right movie right now like we need doomsday thrillers right opening premise right over everyone's head right place right questions right stuff right through the B . S . giving a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together right to be right tone right ways right-on right-on satiric humor right-thinking ' films right-wing , propriety-obsessed family rightly rights rigid rigid and rigid and evasive rigid and evasive in ways rigid performances rigor rigorously ring hollow rings false rings false . ringside seat rip off rip off that we were aware of rip-off rip-roaring rip-roaring comedy action ripe , enrapturing ripe , enrapturing beauty ripe for a documentary -- just not this one ripe for a warmed-over James Bond adventure , with a village idiot as the 007 clone ripe for the Jerry Springer crowd ripe recipe , inspiring ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients ripe the film can't help but go soft and stinky ripoff ripping people off ripping people off without ever letting them consciously know you have done so rips off rips off The Sixth Sense rips off many of its ideas rise above its disgusting source material rise above its heart-on-its-sleeve writing rise above the level of an after-school TV special rise to fans ' lofty expectations rises above easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters rises above easy , cynical potshots at morally bankrupt characters ... rises above superficiality rises above superficiality . rises above the level of a telanovela . rises in its courageousness , and comedic employment . rises to a higher level rises to its clever what-if concept rises to its clever what-if concept . rises to its full potential rises to its full potential as a film rising rising above similar fare rising star Jake Gyllenhaal risks seeming slow and pretentious risks seeming slow and pretentious , risks seeming slow and pretentious , because it thinks the gamble is worth the promise risky risky , intelligent , romantic and rapturous risky , intelligent , romantic and rapturous from start to finish rival rival the filmmaker's period pieces rival to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite rivaling rivaling Blair Witch or The Others rivals Shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder rivals shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder rivals the top Japanese animations of recent vintage rivals the top Japanese animations of recent vintage . riveted riveted to our seats riveted to our seats . riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity riveting riveting , brisk delight riveting , pulse intensifying escapist adventure riveting World riveting World War riveting World War II riveting World War II moral suspense story deals riveting and riveting and handsomely riveting and surprisingly romantic riveting and surprisingly romantic ride riveting conviction riveting documentary . riveting film performances riveting memories riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday riveting movie experience riveting performances riveting power and sadness riveting profile riveting set pieces riveting story road road movie , coming-of-age story and road movie , coming-of-age story and political satire road-trip drek roaring success roars with leonine power robbed robbed and robbed and replaced robbed of the element of surprise robbed of the element of surprise , it doesn't have any huge laughs in its story of irresponsible cops who love to play pranks robbery robbery may be the only way to pay for his next project robert de niro for the tv-cops comedy showtime robotically robotically italicized robust robust and scary robustness rock any boats rock music doc rock-solid rock-solid gangster movie rock-solid little genre picture rocks . rode the Zipper roiling roiling black-and-white inspires roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude roiling black-and-white inspires trembling and gratitude . role , or edit , or score , or anything , really roles that magnify her outrageous charm roll over and take a nap rolled down a hill in a trash can rolled down a hill in a trash can ? Do you chuckle at the thought of an ancient librarian whacking a certain part of a man's body ? roller-coaster ride rollicking rollicking adventure rollicking dark humor rollicking good time rolling musical back rolling musical back beat and supercharged cartoon warfare rolling over rolling over in their graves rolling your eyes rolling your eyes in the dark rom the performances and the cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional narrative romance romance , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters romance , music , suspense and action romance , tragedy romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue romance , tragedy and even silent-movie comedy romance . romance and someone romance-novel romantic and romantic and full romantic and rapturous romantic and serenely romantic and serenely melancholy , What Time Is It There ? may prove to be ( Tsai's ) masterpiece . romantic comedy boilerplate romantic comedy genre romantic comedy with a fresh point of view romantic comedy with a fresh point of view just doesn't figure in the present Hollywood program . romantic crime comedy romantic innocence and romantic innocence and philosophical depth romantic lives romantic relationship romantic tale romantic thriller romantic urgency romantic-comedy duds romantic\/comedy asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in . romanticization romanticized rendering romantics romp from Robert Rodriguez . romp masquerading as a thriller about the ruthless social order that governs college cliques romp of a film romp of a film . romp pile romp that's always fun to watch romp that's always fun to watch . romp that boasts both a heart and a mind romp that boasts both a heart and a mind . romp that has something to say . romp that will have viewers guessing just who's being conned right up to the finale romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks root for ( Clara and Paul ) , root for ( clara and paul ) root for ( clara and paul ) , even like them root for ( clara and paul ) , even like them , root for ( clara and paul ) , even like them , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity root for convicted violent felons over those assigned to protect us from same root for the patronized Iranian lad rooted rooted in a sincere performance rooted in a sincere performance by the title character undergoing midlife crisis rooted in a sincere performance by the title character undergoing midlife crisis . rooting against , rooting for the film rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over rooting for the monsters in a horror movie rootlessness , rosily myopic view rot rot and hack rote drivel rote work and predictable rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except rotten rotten in almost every single facet of production rotten in almost every single facet of production that you'll want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment rotten in almost every single facet of production that you'll want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment . rotten in the state of California rotten pulp and living worms rotting rotting from miles away rotting underbelly rough rough content rough edges rough waters rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints rough-hewn vanity project rough-trade homo-eroticism roughage roughly equal amounts of beautiful movement and inside information . round out the square edges . round to see the subtleties of Ramsay's portrait of grief rounded and revealing rounded and revealing overview rounded characters , but then has nothing fresh or particularly interesting to say about them . rouses us rouses us . rousing rousing , rousing , G-rated family film rousing , invigorating rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery rousing good story rousing score rousing spates of genuine feeling rousing success roussillon providing comic relief routine '' indie '' routine action and jokes like this routine action and jokes like this are your cup of tea , then pay your $ 8 and get ready for the big shear . routine crime routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny routine stuff Yuen rowdy participants rowdy slapstick royally royally screwed rubber-face routine rubbish rubbish that is listless , witless , and devoid of anything resembling humor rubbish that is listless , witless , and devoid of anything resembling humor . rubbo's dumbed-down rubbo's dumbed-down tactics rubbo's humorously tendentious intervention into the who-wrote-shakespeare controversy . rude rude , scarily funny , sorrowfully sympathetic to the damage it surveys rude and rude and crude humor rude and profane rude black comedy rude lines rueful , wry humor ruin ruin and ultimate collapse ruined ruined by amateurish ruined by amateurish writing and acting ruined by amateurish writing and acting , ruined by amateurish writing and acting , while the third feels limited by its short running time ruined his career ruinous remake ruins every single scene he's in ruins everything ruins itself ruins itself with too many contrivances and goofy situations ruins itself with too many contrivances and goofy situations . rumbles look like they're being streamed rumblings run for cover run into a creative wall run its course run of the mill run out of clever ideas and visual gags run out of clever ideas and visual gags about halfway through run out of gas run out of ideas run out of steam run out screaming run over two hours run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest run through its otherwise comic narrative . run-of-the-filth run-of-the-filth gangster flicks run-of-the-mill run-of-the-mill . run-of-the-mill Disney sequel run-of-the-mill Hollywood picture run-of-the-mill action run-of-the-mill profanity run-of-the-mill raunchy humor and run-of-the-mill revulsion run-of-the-mill revulsion for extreme unease run-of-the-mill singles blender run-of-the-mill vehicle runaway success running , sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place running around , screaming running off running off the limited chemistry created by ralph fiennes and jennifer lopez running on empty running on empty , running on empty , repeating what he's already done way too often running time , you'll wait in vain for a movie to happen . runs 163 minutes runs a good race runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' runs around and runs around and acts like a doofus runs away from its own provocative theme runs for only 71 minutes and runs for only 71 minutes and feels like three hours runs from mildly unimpressive to despairingly awful runs on empty runs on empty , runs on empty , believing Flatbush machismo will get it through runs on empty , believing Flatbush machismo will get it through . runs on equal parts of innocence and wisdom runs on equal parts of innocence and wisdom -- wisdom that comes with experience runs out of ideas runs out of steam runs out of steam after a half hour runs out of steam after a half hour . runs the gamut from stale parody runs the gamut from stale parody to raunchy sex gags to formula romantic comedy runs the gamut from stale parody to raunchy sex gags to formula romantic comedy . runs through Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem runs through Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem . runs through a remarkable amount of material in the film's short 90 minutes runs to ` difficult ' films runs with it and presents it with an unforgettable visual panache rush rush job rush right out and rush right out and see it rush through rush to the theatre rush to the theatre for this one rushed rushed , rushed , slapdash rushed , slapdash , rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - rushed , slapdash , sequel-for-the-sake - of-a-sequel rushed to the megaplexes rusted-out rusted-out ruin rusted-out ruin and ultimate collapse rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy rut ruthless in its own placid way ruthlessly pained ruthlessness rápidamente se transforma en una comedia y termina por ser una parodia absolutamente predecible s face is chillingly unemotive , s face is chillingly unemotive , yet s face is chillingly unemotive , yet he communicates a great deal in his performance s two personas interesting or worth caring about s two personas interesting or worth caring about . sabotage sabotaged sabotaged by pomposity sabotaged by the story's inability to create interest sabotaged by ticking time bombs and other Hollywood-action cliches sabotages sabotages the movie's strengths sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture sabotages the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . saccharine as saccharine earnestness saccharine earnestness were a crime saccharine genre saccharine sentimentality sacred sacred in this gut-buster sacrificed for the sake of spectacle sacrifices its promise sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue sacrificing its high-minded appeal sacrificing the integrity of the opera sad sad , sad , occasionally horrifying but often inspiring film sad , sick sight sad , soggy potboiler sad , sordid universe sad , superior sad , superior human comedy sad and rote exercise sad but sad but endearing sad but endearing characters sad but endearing characters do extremely unconventional things sad decline sad ending sad for Lise sad picture sad sack sad schlock merchant sad sitcom sad state sad to say sad to say -- sad to say -- it accurately reflects the rage and alienation that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people sad to say -- it accurately reflects the rage and alienation that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people . sad without being shrill sad without being shrill , '' A Walk to Remember '' succeeds through sincerity . sad-sack sad-sack waste saddens saddest saddest action hero performances saddest films saddled saddled with a general air of misogyny saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles , but the payoff is powerful and revelatory saddled with an unwieldy cast of characters and angles , but the payoff is powerful and revelatory . saddled with scenes that seem simply an ill fit sadistic sadistic bike flick sadists sadly sadly -- sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation sadly imitative of innumerable sadly proving once again ego doesn't always go hand in hand with talent sadly unrealized sadness and sadness and grief sadness and obsession safe safe and safe and sound safe as a children's film safe as to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen safely recommended as a video\/DVD babysitter safely sanded down sag in certain places saga . It's also stupider sags sags in pace said , except : Film overboard ! said plenty said that Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women said that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees said that if she had to sit through it again , she should ask for a raise said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan said the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . said to squander Jennifer Love Hewitt said to suck sainthood salaciously simplistic . salient points salute just for trying to be more complex than your average film . salute writer-director Haneke salute writer-director Haneke ( he adapted Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) salute writer-director Haneke ( he adapted Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) for making a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation salvation salvation and good intentions salvos hitting a discernible target . same damn moldy values same easy targets same extremes prevent us from taking its message seriously same illogical things same lazy affability same love story same magical quality same old same old bad trip same old crap same old garbage same old story same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept same path same premise same sledgehammer appeal same sleep-inducing effects same snail's same stuff same teenage American road-trip drek same time to congratulate himself for having the guts to confront it same tired old gags same-old same-old , lame-old slasher nonsense sameness sanctified sanctimonious sanctimonious , self-righteous sanctimonious , self-righteous and sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes sandbox sanded down sandwiched in between the most impossibly dry account of Kahlo's life imaginable sane and breathtakingly sane and breathtakingly creative film sane and healthy sane person sanitised and sank sank from quirky sank from quirky to jerky to utter turkey sank from quirky to jerky to utter turkey . sappiness sappy sappy , preachy one sappy and , worse , runs away from its own provocative theme sappy and , worse , runs away from its own provocative theme . sappy and amateurish sappy as Big Daddy sappy dialogue sappy ethnic sleeper sappy fiascoes he's been making for the last several years sappy script sappy situations and dialogue saps stuck in an inarticulate screenplay sardonic , completely joyful sardonic jolt sardonic verve sassy sassy interpretation sassy interpretation of the Oscar Wilde play satanic satire , too obviously hateful to be classified otherwise satire Lucky Break satire Lucky Break was aiming for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . It's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars satire and callow student film satire and childhood awakening satire and unabashed sweetness satirical documentary that fudges facts satirical touches satirical tour satisfaction satisfactorily satisfactorily exploit its gender politics , genre thrills or inherent humor satisfactory . satisfactory . The art demands live viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen satisfactory overview satisfied satisfied customers satisfied to remain the same throughout . satisfies satisfies , satisfies , as comfort food often can satisfies -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified satisfies -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified cuisine and palatable presentation satisfies -- from its ripe recipe , inspiring ingredients , certified cuisine and palatable presentation . satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling satisfies like old-fashioned swashbuckling . satisfies our lust satisfies our lust for fast-paced action satisfies with its moving story satisfy satisfy as grown-up escapism satisfy every moviegoer's appetite satisfy the boom-bam crowd satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood satisfy those who can't tell the difference between the good , the bad and the ugly satisfy your appetite satisfying satisfying and satisfying complete satisfying complete picture satisfying conclusions satisfying crime drama satisfying destination satisfying during a summer of event movies than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity that's packed with just as much intelligence as action satisfying entertainment satisfying evening satisfying kids flck satisfying movie experience satisfying niblet satisfying summer satisfying summer blockbuster satisfying than the teary-eyed original satisfying well-made satisfying well-made romantic comedy satisfyingly satisfyingly odd and intriguing satisfyingly odd and intriguing a tale satisfyingly odd and intriguing a tale as it was a century and a half ago satisfyingly unsettling satisfyingly unsettling ride saturation bombing saucer-eyed , downy-cheeked moppets saucy saucy , full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , saucy , full-bodied performance gives this aging series a much needed kick , making '' Die Another Day '' one of the most entertaining Bonds in years saucy and saucy and endearing savage full-bodied wit savaged the lives and liberties of the poor and the dispossessed savagely savagely hilarious save Oleander's uninspired story save everyone the misery save for the ways in which it studiously avoids provoking thought save itself from being unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable save their children saved from saved from unbearable lightness saved from unbearable lightness by the simplicity of the storytelling and the authenticity of the performances saved if the director , Tom Dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys saved this film saves saves his pathos saves it ... and makes it saves lives on the freeway saves this deeply affecting film saves this deeply affecting film from being merely saving saving grace saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie savor savor every minute of Cox's work savor the pleasure of his sounds and images savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle savored savory savory and savory and hilarious savour the story savvier spoofs to come along in some time savviest savvy savvy , compelling savvy about celebrity savvy director savvy director robert savvy director robert j . savvy director robert j . siegel savvy director robert j . siegel and savvy director robert j . siegel and his co-writers keep the story subtle and us in suspense savvy director robert j . siegel and his co-writers keep the story subtle and us in suspense . savvy exploration savvy producer savvy street activism saw Juwanna Mann so you don't have to saw Juwanna Mann so you don't have to . saw Knockaround Guys yesterday saw Quentin Tarantino's handful of raucous gangster films and branched out into their own pseudo-witty copycat interpretations saw a movie where I wanted so badly for the protagonist to fail saw a theater full of people constantly checking their watches saw an audience laugh so much during a movie saw at childhood , and captures them by freeing them from artefact saw how bad this movie was saw how bad this movie was , I would go back and choose to skip it . saw juwanna mann so you don't have to saw that was written down saw the film saw the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops say , yes , say , yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' say Analyze That is De Niro's best film since Meet the Parents say Tykwer has done all that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled say about a balding 50-year-old actor playing an innocent boy carved from a log say about reign of fire . great dragons say about what is important in life and why say for plenty of movies say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch say it's on par with the first one say it was a guilty pleasure say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets say mean things and shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson say nothing of boring say something about its subjects say that -- on the basis of this film alone -- I'm not one of them say that I liked Homeboy say that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't say that after seeing this movie in IMAX form , you'll be more acquainted with the tiniest details of Tom Hanks ' face than his wife is say that it's slow at times say that it's the equal of some of its predecessors say that it doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world say that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful say the ingredients don't quite add up to a meal say the least , not to mention inappropriate and wildly undeserved say the obvious : Abandon all hope of a good movie ye who enter here say things like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of '' Dragonfly say things like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of '' Dragonfly . say things like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of '' Dragonfly . '' say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing say who might enjoy this , are there Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic , and lets the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death say you weren't warned saying ` get in the car , bitch , ' this jerry bruckheimer production has little else to offer saying girls find adolescence difficult to wade through saying nothing about Kennedy's assassination and revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations says ` I'm telling you , this is f \*\*\* ed says ` I'm telling you , this is f \*\*\* ed ' says ` I'm telling you , this is f \*\*\* ed ' . says a lot about a filmmaker when he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense says a lot about a filmmaker when he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense . says far less about the horrifying historical reality than about the filmmaker's characteristic style says he has to ? says it all . Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set says it all . Jackass is a vulgar and cheap-looking version of Candid Camera staged for the Marquis de Sade set . says repeatedly throughout the movie says that the alternate sexuality meant to set you free may require so much relationship maintenance that celibacy can start looking good scalds like acid scale a building scale a building like a super hero scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism scam scams scandal scant scant place scant place for the viewer scarcely needs the subtitles to enjoy this colorful action farce . scare scare any sane person away scare the pants scare the pants off you scare while we delight in the images scared ? Only at the prospect of Beck's next project . scared ? Only at the prospect of Beck's next project . Let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp scared ? only at the prospect of beck's next project . let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp scariest movie scariest movies to come along in a long , long time scariest movies to come along in a long , long time , scariest movies to come along in a long , long time , easily rivaling Blair Witch or The Others scariest movies to come along in a long , long time , easily rivaling Blair Witch or The Others . scarily funny scarily funny , scarily funny , sorrowfully sympathetic to the damage it scarily funny , sorrowfully sympathetic to the damage it surveys scary , action-packed chiller scary and sad scary enough scary here except for some awful acting and lame special effects scary here except for some awful acting and lame special effects . scary horror movie scary-funny scathing scathing and joyous scathing and joyous . scathing and joyous . It's a masterpeice scathing and joyous . It's a masterpeice . scathingly witty scattered scattered about , but not enough to make this anything more than another big-budget bust scattered over the course of 80 minutes . scattershot affair scenario that will give most parents pause ... scenario that will give most parents pause ... Then , something terrible happens scene the impressively discreet filmmakers may have expected to record with their mini DV scene-chewing scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism scenery , vibe scenery , vibe and all scenery , vibe and all -- scenery , vibe and all -- the cinematic equivalent of a big , tender hug scenes . But something seems to be missing . scenes . Tom Green just gives them a bad odor . scenes all end in someone screaming scenes all end in someone screaming . scenes and vistas and pretty moments scenes brim scenes of cinematic perfection scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away scenes so true and heartbreaking scenes that seem simply an ill fit scenic scenic shots scenic splendor schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , and schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , and it might as well be the resuscitation of the middle-aged character schaeffer has to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies , and it might as well be the resuscitation of the middle-aged character . schizo schizo cartoon schlock-filled schlock-filled fairy tale schlocky schlocky creature schlocky horror\/action hybrid schmaltz schmaltzy schmaltzy , by-the-numbers romantic comedy schmaltzy and clumsily schmaltzy and predictable schmaltzy and predictable , but still schmucks school experience that plays better only for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters school friends schticky schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie sci-fi . sci-fi action thriller hybrid sci-fi cinematic ride sci-fi drama that takes itself all too seriously sci-fi drama that takes itself all too seriously . sci-fi film which suffers from a lackluster screenplay sci-fi film which suffers from a lackluster screenplay . sci-fi generic sci-fi rental shelf sci-fi techno-sex thriller sci-fi thriller scintillating scintillating force scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm scope , ambition and accomplishment scope and scope and detail scorcher scorchingly plotted dramatic scenario score score points for political correctness scored and powered scored and powered by a set of heartfelt performances scored by a perversely cheerful Marcus Miller accordion\/harmonica\/banjo abomination scored to perfection scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats scores a direct hit scores a direct hit . scores points for style scoring scoring high scoring high for originality of plot scoring points scoring points with drag gags scorns scrap scratch a hole in your head scratching your head scratching your head in amazement over the fact scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an scratching your head than hiding under your seat scrawled scream scream low budget scream of consciousness that is tortured and unsettling -- but unquestionably alive . screaming and exaggerated screaming and exaggerated facial expressions screaming but yawning screamingly neurotic screams screams '' bathroom break screams `` bathroom break screams at the top of their lungs no matter what the situation screams at the top of their lungs no matter what the situation . screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame screeching-metal screen been so aggressively anti-erotic screen magic screen presence screen sizzling screen thrills screen violence screen with considerable appeal screen-eating dominatrixes screen-eating dominatrixes like Goldie Hawn screenplay or screenplay to die for screenplay to keep the film entertaining screenwriter Charlie Kaufman , screenwriters Michael Berg , Michael J . Wilson screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum screwball ideas screwed-up screwed-up characters screwing screwing things up old school screwups script and uptight characters script error script isn't up to the level of the direction script weaknesses scripted scripted by someone who just graduated from elementary school scrubbing the toilet scruffy , dopey old scruffy , dopey old Hanna-Barbera charm scrutinize scrutiny scum scummy scummy ripoff scuttled scuttled by a plot that's just too boring and obvious scuzbag scuzzy scuzzy underbelly sea condensada seal the deal sealed in a jar sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely sealed with a kiss seamless seamless and sumptuous stream seamless ensemble seamless ensemble . search of purpose or even a plot search of something different searches ( vainly , I think ) for something fresh to say searching enough questions searching enough questions to justify its pretensions searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful searching for its identity searing lead performance searing performances seaside splendor season seasonal holiday kids seat second , what's with all the shooting ? second chance to find love in the most unlikely place second chapter second fiddle second helpings second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds second prize , second round to see the subtleties of Ramsay's portrait of grief second-rate secondary secondary action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace secondhand , secondhand , familiar -- and not in a good way secondhand material secularists secularists , who might even praise God for delivering such an instant camp classic sedate sedentary sedentary doldrums seduce and seduce and conquer seduced seduced . seduced . If you don't laugh , flee seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even seduction , seductively stylish seductively stylish game see '' Blue Crush '' see '' blue crush see '' blue crush '' see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... Ghost Blimp see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp see : terrorists are more evil than ever ! see Crossroads see Crossroads if they're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears see Del Toro has brought unexpected gravity to Blade II see Maid in Manhattan see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good see Mendes and company getting together before a single frame had been shot and collectively vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' see Recoing's bizzarre reaction see Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment see Robert De Niro singing - and dancing to - West Side Story show tunes . Choose your reaction : A . ) That sure is funny ! B . ) That sure is pathetic ! see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success see Scratch for a lesson in scratching , but , most of all , see it for the passion . see Scratch for the music , see Scratch for a lesson in scratching , but , most of all , see it for the passion . see Seinfeld griping about the biz with buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn see `` Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead see a better thriller see a better thriller this year see a bit of yourself see a bit of yourself in her unfinished story see a cartoon that knows what it is , and knows the form's history see a comedy about shoddy airport security see a devastating comic impersonation see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway see a flick about telemarketers see a girl-power movie that doesn't feel it has to prove anything see a lot of life see a movie see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' before landing squarely on `` stupid '' see a movie with its heart see a romance this smart see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity see a train wreck see a train wreck that you can't look away from see a world-class filmmaker see again see all summer see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles see because the theater see coming a mile away see familiar issues , like racism and homophobia , in a fresh way see her Esther blossom as an actress see her Esther blossom as an actress , see how insufferable the character is see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence see in each other also is difficult to fathom see it see it again see it and enjoy see it and enjoy . see it as soon as possible see it at the first opportunity see it for the passion see it twice see mediocre cresting on the next wave see nothing in it see nothing in it to match the ordeal of sitting through it see one of those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler see over and over see over and over again see people working so hard at leading lives of sexy intrigue see some interesting storytelling devices see something that didn't talk down to them see strange young guys doing strange guy things see the attraction for the sole reason see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside see the filmmakers ' puppet strings see the forest for the trees see the it see the movie see the movie through the prism of his or her own beliefs and prejudices see the perpetrators of Chicago torn apart by dingoes see the same old thing see the same old thing in a tired old setting see the would-be surprises coming a mile away see this see this , the final part of the ` qatsi ' trilogy , directed by Godfrey Reggio , with music see this barbed and bracing comedy on the big screen see this delightful comedy see this film see this movie see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' see this movie -- see this movie -- for its historical significance see this movie -- for its historical significance alone see this movie with my sisters see this piece of crap see this piece of crap again see this terrific film see this terrific film with your kids see this terrific film with your kids -- see this terrific film with your kids -- if you don't have kids borrow some see this turd squashed see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances see two Academy Award winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best see what he could make with a decent budget see when you don't want to use your brain . see where this dumbed-down concoction is going see who can out-bad-act the other see why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out see why people thought I was too hard on `` The Mothman Prophecies '' seedy clash seeing , seeing Joan grow from awkward young woman to strong , determined monarch seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string seeing a series of perfect black pearls clicking together to form a string . seeing an American football stadium nuked as pop entertainment seeing an otherwise good movie marred beyond redemption by a disastrous ending seeing because it's so bad seeing former nymphette Juliette Lewis playing a salt-of-the-earth mommy named Minnie and watching Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell seeing himself in the other , seeing just on the basis of the wisdom , and at times , the startling optimism , of the children seeing justice served seeing something purer than the real thing seeing the same ideas repeated in films over and over again seeing the same movie with roughly the same people every year seeing things from new sides seeing things from new sides , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense seeing this trite , predictable rehash seek and strike just the right tone seeking Christian-themed fun seeking an existent anti-virus seeking an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie seeking anyone with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame seeking to pull a cohesive story out seeks to re-create the excitement of such '50s flicks as Jules Verne's ' 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ' and the George Pal version of H.G. Wells ' ` The Time Machine . seeks to re-create the excitement of such '50s flicks as Jules Verne's ' 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ' and the George Pal version of H.G. Wells ' ` The Time Machine . ' seeks to rely on an ambiguous presentation seem all that profound , at least by way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material seem appealing seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects seem as long as the two year affair which is its subject seem at least passably real seem at times too many seem at times too many , seem at times too many , although in reality they are not enough seem authentic seem barely in the same movie seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent seem deceptively slight seem disappointing seem disappointing in its generalities seem dispassionate seem dispassionate by comparison seem downright Hitchcockian seem drab and sordid seem entirely convincing seem entirely convincing even when its script is not seem entirely convincing even when its script is not . seem fresh seem fresh again seem fully aware of the uses and abuses of fame seem fun seem fun . seem genuine rather than pandering seem goofy seem goofy rather than provocative seem graceless and ugly seem great to knock back a beer with but they're simply not funny performers seem great to knock back a beer with but they're simply not funny performers . seem heroic deserves a look seem heroic deserves a look . seem irritatingly transparent seem less of a trifle if Ms . Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine seem less of a trifle if Ms. Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine seem like a bad idea from frame one seem like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits seem like mere splashing around in the muck seem like something to endure instead of enjoy seem like such a bore seem like the proper cup of tea seem like they were lifted from Terry Gilliam's subconscious , pressed through Kafka's meat grinder and into Buñuel's casings seem minty fresh seem more improvised seem more like disturbing hallucinations seem more like medicine seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover . seem odd bedfellows seem one-dimensional seem repetitive and designed to fill time , providing no real sense of suspense seem self-consciously poetic and seem self-consciously poetic and forced seem simply an ill fit seem sincere , and just seem smart and well-crafted seem smart and well-crafted in comparison seem smug and cartoonish seem so impersonal or even shallow seem so real seem so real in small doses seem sure of where it should go seem tedious seem tired seem tired and , seem tired and , what's worse , routine seem tiresomely simpleminded seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . seem to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . ( Kirshner wins , but it's close . ) seem to be in two different movies seem to be introverted young men with fantasy fetishes seem to be surefire casting seem to be surefire casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders seem to find the oddest places to dwell seem to get a coherent rhythm going seem to get anywhere near the story's center seem to have a lock on the title of ugliest movie of the year seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming seem to have been picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks and appeal to the pre-teen crowd . seem to have much emotional impact on the characters seem to hit seem to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film seem to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . seem to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . What results is the best performance from either in years seem to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . What results is the best performance from either in years . seem to match the power of their surroundings seem to match the power of their surroundings . seem to melt away in the face of the character's blank-faced optimism seem to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring seem too long seem twice as long seem very romantic seem weird and distanced seemed bored seemed bored , cheering the pratfalls but little else seemed like a decent endeavor seemed static seemed to have no problem flaunting her natural gifts . seemed too pat and familiar to hold my interest seemed wasted like DeNiro's once promising career and the once grand Long Beach boardwalk seemed wasted like DeNiro's once promising career and the once grand Long Beach boardwalk . seeming at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar seeming predictably formulaic seeming slow and pretentious seeming slow and pretentious , because it thinks the gamble is worth the promise seemingly a vehicle to showcase the canadian's inane ramblings , stealing harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr . seemingly a vehicle to showcase the canadian's inane ramblings , stealing harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr . drew barrymore seemingly a vehicle to showcase the canadian's inane ramblings , stealing harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr . drew barrymore . seemingly brainless seemingly eternal running time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference seemingly irreconcilable seemingly opaque seemingly sincere personal reflection seemingly uncertain what's going to make people laugh seems Grant doesn't need the floppy hair and the self-deprecating stammers after all seems a bit on the skinny side seems a dead weight seems a dead weight . seems a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title ... amounts to surprisingly little seems a disappointingly thin slice of lower-class London life ; despite the title ... amounts to surprisingly little . seems a half beat off seems a half beat off . seems a prostituted muse seems a prostituted muse ... seems altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece seems altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . seems altogether too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted film that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it . seems appropriate seems as deflated as he does seems as funny seems as funny as it did in Analyze This , not even Joe Viterelli as De Niro's right-hand goombah . seems as if each watered down the version of the one before seems as safe as a children's film . Well , in some of those seems as though it was written for no one , but somehow seems as tired as its protagonist seems aware of his own coolness seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , as happiness was seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , as happiness was ... seems based on ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior , as happiness was ... hence , storytelling is far more appealing . seems better , not just bigger seems capable seems capable only of delivering artfully lighted , earnest inquiries that lack the kind of genuine depth that would make them redeemable seems compelling and even original seems confident enough to handle subtlety seems contrived and secondhand seems embarrassed seems embarrassed by his own invention seems embarrassed by his own invention and seems embarrassed by his own invention and tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device seems embarrassed to be part of seems endless seems endless . seems far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10 seems far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10 , 000 times seems far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10 , 000 times . seems far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10,000 times seems far more interested in gross-out humor than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10,000 times . seems fresh and vital seems fresh and vital . seems hopelessly juvenile seems hopelessly juvenile . seems impossible that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good seems inconceivable seems interested in kicking around a raison d'etre that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast seems intimidated by both her subject matter and the period trappings of this debut venture into the heritage business seems intimidated by both her subject matter and the period trappings of this debut venture into the heritage business . seems just a long , convoluted ploy seems just a long , convoluted ploy to get men into drag seems just a long , convoluted ploy to get men into drag -- seems just a long , convoluted ploy to get men into drag -- period drag , no less seems just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception seems just as expectant of an adoring , wide-smiling reception . seems less like he's been burning to tell a war story than he's been itching to somehow tack one together seems like I have been waiting my whole life for this movie seems like a minor miracle seems like a minor miracle that its septuagenarian star is young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible seems like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it seems like it does . My only wish is that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie and I could just skip it . seems like some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk seems little different seems manufactured to me and artificial seems more tacky and reprehensible seems more tacky and reprehensible , seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves seems more tacky and reprehensible , manipulating our collective fear without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves . seems overlooked seems pedestrian seems positively seems positively French in its rhythms and resonance seems ripe for a documentary -- just not this one . seems skimpy and unclear seems so larger than life and yet so fragile seems so real seems so real because it does not attempt to filter out the complexity seems so similar to the 1953 Disney classic that it makes one long for a geriatric Peter seems so similar to the 1953 Disney classic that it makes one long for a geriatric Peter . seems suited neither to kids or adults seems suited neither to kids or adults . seems terrified of the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its lan , humor , bile , and irony seems terrified of the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its élan , humor , bile , and irony seems terrified of the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its élan , humor , bile , and irony . seems the film should instead be called ` My Husband Is Travis Bickle ' seems thirsty for reflection , seems thirsty for reflection , itself taking on adolescent qualities . seems timely and important seems timely and important . seems to be about everything that's plaguing the human spirit in a relentlessly globalizing world seems to be acting seems to be coasting . seems to be coasting . There are a few modest laughs , seems to be coasting . There are a few modest laughs , but certainly no seems to be coasting . There are a few modest laughs , but certainly no thrills seems to be having a wonderful time seems to be made for a different film altogether seems to be missing seems to be missing . seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play . '' seems to be no clear path as to where the story's going , or how long it's going to take to get there seems to be no clear path as to where the story's going , or how long it's going to take to get there . seems to be on auto-pilot seems to be part of an insider clique , which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones . seems to be posing , rather than acting seems to be posing , rather than acting . seems to be that all sexual desire disrupts life's stasis . seems to be under the illusion that he's shooting the latest System of a Down video seems to be under the illusion that he's shooting the latest System of a Down video . seems to elicit a chuckle seems to enjoy its own transparency seems to exist only for its climactic setpiece seems to go out of his way to turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum seems to go out of his way to turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum . seems to have a knack for wrapping the theater in a cold blanket of urban desperation seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick seems to have been ` it's just a kids ' flick . seems to have been made under the influence of Rohypnol seems to have been written using Mad-libs seems to have been written using Mad-libs . seems to have been written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous seems to have been written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous . seems to have cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release seems to have cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release . seems to have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags seems to have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags . seems to have forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense seems to have forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense . seems to have in mind an ( emotionally at least ) adolescent audience demanding regular shocks and bouts of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested seems to have in mind an ( emotionally at least ) adolescent audience demanding regular shocks and bouts of barely defensible sexual violence to keep it interested . seems to have no goal and no urgency seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler seems to have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material seems to have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material . seems to have recharged him . seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) seems to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) seems to lack substance seems to lack substance . seems to me the film is about the art of ripping people off without ever letting them consciously know you have done so seems to play on a 10-year delay seems to realize intuitively that even morality is reduced to an option by the ultimate mysteries of life and death . seems to really care seems to remain an unchanged dullard seems to take an unseemly pleasure in ( the characters ' ) misery and at the same time to congratulate himself for having the guts to confront it seems to take itself far more seriously seems to want both , but succeeds in making neither seems to want both , but succeeds in making neither . seems to want to be a character study , seems to want to be a character study , but apparently seems to want to be a character study , but apparently can't quite decide which character . seems too simple and the working out of the plot almost arbitrary seems too simple and the working out of the plot almost arbitrary . seems twice as long seems twice as long as its 83 minutes seems uncertain seems uncertain whether it wants to be an acidic all-male All About Eve or a lush , swooning melodrama in the Intermezzo strain seems uncertain whether it wants to be an acidic all-male All About Eve or a lush , swooning melodrama in the Intermezzo strain . seems unsure of how to evoke any sort of naturalism on the set seems unsure of how to evoke any sort of naturalism on the set . seems worse for the effort seems worse for the effort . seems worth the effort seems worth the effort . seen ( Eddie ) seen ( Eddie ) Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed seen ( a remake ) do anything as stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes , pillages and incinerates Frank Capra's classic seen , constantly pulling the rug from underneath us , seeing things from new sides , plunging deeper , getting more intense seen 10,000 times seen City seen Heartbreak if you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original seen a film so willing to champion the fallibility of the human heart seen and debated with appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness seen as hip , seen as hip , winking social commentary seen as propaganda seen as speculative history , as much an exploration of the paranoid impulse as a creative sequel seen by anyone seen him eight stories tall seen in a while , a meander through worn-out material seen in years seen it all before seen it all before , seen it all before in one form or another seen just about everything in Blue Crush in one form or the other seen many times seen on a 10-inch television screen or at your local multiplex seen on the big screen before seen or heard anything quite like this film seen some bad singer-turned actors seen such hilarity since Say It Isn't So seen such self-amused trash seen such self-amused trash since Freddy Got Fingered seen that had no obvious directing involved seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental seen the deep like you see it in these harrowing surf shots seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , seen them a million times seen this before seen this exact same movie a hundred times seen this movie seen this movie a thousand times seen this movie a thousand times before seen this summer seen through the right eyes seen through the right eyes , with the right actors and with the kind of visual flair that shows what great cinema can really do seen through the right eyes , with the right actors and with the kind of visual flair that shows what great cinema can really do . seen to be believed seen to better advantage on cable seen to better advantage on cable , especially considering its barely seen whether Statham can move beyond the crime-land action genre sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions . sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen sees those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen . segues segues from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand seizing on George's haplessness and Lucy's personality tics seldom hammy seldom hammy , selecting interview subjects who will construct a portrait of Castro so predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda self - and audience-abuse self-absorbed self-actualization self-amused trash self-assured directorial debut self-aware , often self-mocking , self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence self-aware in its dumbness self-aware movies go , Who is Cletis Tout ? self-caricature self-centered self-congratulatory 3D self-conscious art drivel self-conscious but often hilarious self-conscious debut self-consciously self-consciously arty self-consciously flashy camera effects self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and self-consciously flashy camera effects , droning house music and flat , flat dialogue self-consciously overwritten story self-consciously poetic self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy self-critical , behind-the-scenes navel-gazing Kaufman self-defeatingly decorous self-deprecating self-deprecating , biting and witty feature self-deprecating comedy self-deprecating stammers self-destructiveness self-determination self-discovery self-discovery handled with such sensitivity self-flagellation self-flagellation is more depressing than entertaining . self-glorification and self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash . self-glorification and a manipulative whitewash . Stay self-hating , self-destructive ways self-hatred and self-hatred instilled self-importance self-important and self-important summer fluff self-indulgent self-indulgent and self-indulgent and just plain self-indulgent and maddening self-indulgent and remarkably ugly to look at self-indulgent and remarkably ugly to look at , it's ... like a series of pretentiously awful student films strung together into one feature-length horror . self-infatuated self-infatuated goofball self-inflicted retaliation self-interest self-interested self-loathing self-mocking , self-mutilating self-mutilating sideshow geeks self-pitying self-promotion self-promotion ends and self-referential hot air self-regarding sentimentality self-righteousness self-sacrifice and patience selfish selfish , greedy characters selfish , wound-licking , bar-scrapping doggedness sell it sell many records sell us on this twisted love story sellers selling his film short sellouts semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet semi-humorous premise semi-surrealist exploration of the creative act semi-surrealist exploration of the creative act . send audiences out talking about specific scary scenes or startling moments send it down the path of the mundane send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this send the viewers home send this ill-conceived folly send this ill-conceived folly to sleep with the fishes sending the audience sending the audience straight to hell sends you away a believer again and quite cheered at just that sends you away a believer again and quite cheered at just that . sensation sensational sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime sensational and sensational and revelatory sensational denouements sensational true-crime sense . What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn sense and sensibility have been overrun by what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment . sense is a movie that deserves recommendation sense of humor sense that powerhouse of 19th-century prose behind her childlike smile sense-of-humour sense-of-humour failure sense-spinning senseless sensibility and sensitive , cultivated treatment sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted sensitive , extraordinarily well-acted drama sensitive , smart , savvy , compelling sensitive , smart , savvy , compelling coming-of-age drama sensitive acting sensitive and sensitive and astute sensitive and expertly sensitive story sensitive to a reductionist view of their Lord as a luv-spreading Dr. Feelgood or omnipotent slacker sensitivity and skill sensual sensual and sensual and funny sensual delights and simmering sensual delights and simmering violence sensual empowerment sensual performance sensual siren sensuality sensuality , and sensuality , and sympathy into a story about two adolescent boys sensuality , and sympathy into a story about two adolescent boys . sensuality and a conniving wit sensuous and sensuous and spirited sensuous and spirited tale sent back sent back to the tailor for some major alterations sent my spirit soaring out of the theater sent to and buried on Pluto sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy sentiment and withholds delivery sentiment or sharp , overmanipulative Hollywood practices sentimental sentimental , hypocritical sentimental but entirely irresistible sentimental but entirely irresistible portrait sentimental chick-flicks sentimental cliches sentimental journey sentimental mess sentimental ooze sentimental script sentimental war movies sentimentality and annoying sentimentality and annoying stereotypes sentimentalized sentimentalizing sentimentalizing it separates comics from the people laughing in the crowd separation and loss septic septic tank septuagenarian star sequel that's much too big for its britches sequel that's much too big for its britches . sequel-for-the-sake sequel-itis something sequel-itis something fierce sequel-itis something fierce . An ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job sequels can never capture the magic of the original sequels can never capture the magic of the original . Well sequences boring sequences boring . serene serene , the humor wry and sprightly serenity serenity and discipline serenity and poise serial killer serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer boring serial murders serious actioner serious contender serious critique serious minded patience , respect and affection serious re-working to show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting serious read serious sense serious soul serious sparkles serious subject matter and serious subject matter and dark serious subject matter and dark , funny humor serious suspense serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration serious-minded the film seriously , folks , it doesn't work . seriously bad seriously bad film seriously dumb seriously dumb characters seriously dumb characters , seriously dumb characters , which somewhat dilutes the pleasure of watching them seriously intended seriously intended movie seriousness and compassion seriousness and quality sermonize sermonizing sermonizing and lifeless paean serve no other purpose serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves serve than silly fluff . Nor is it serve the work especially well serve up a whole lot of laughs served served an eviction notice at every theater stuck with it served as a feast of bleakness served by the movie's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick served by the movie's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick , although the more lascivious-minded might be disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service served up with heart and humor served with a hack script serves as a muddled and offensive cautionary tale for Hispanic Americans serves as a painful elegy and sobering cautionary tale serves as a paper skeleton for some very good acting , dialogue , serves as a paper skeleton for some very good acting , dialogue , comedy , direction and especially charm serves as a paper skeleton for some very good acting , dialogue , comedy , direction and especially charm . serves as a rather thin moral serves as a rather thin moral to such a knowing fable serves as a valuable time capsule to remind us of the devastating horror suffered by an entire people serves as a valuable time capsule to remind us of the devastating horror suffered by an entire people . serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history , serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history , and would make a terrific 10th-grade learning tool serves as a workable primer for the region's recent history , and would make a terrific 10th-grade learning tool . serves as an examination of a society in transition serves as an examination of a society in transition . serves as auto-critique , and its clumsiness as its own most damning censure serves as auto-critique , and its clumsiness as its own most damning censure . serves as the antidote ( and cannier doppelganger ) to Diesel's XXX flex-a-thon serves mostly to whet one's appetite for the Bollywood films . serves up a cruel reminder of the fate of hundreds of thousands of Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy . serves up a predictable , maudlin story that swipes heavily from Bambi and The Lion King serves up all of that stuff serves up all of that stuff , nearly subliminally serves up all of that stuff , nearly subliminally , serves up with style and empathy servicable World War II drama service of of others serviceability , but serviceable at worst services serving up the usual chaotic nonsense set against the strange , stark beauty of the Mideast desert , so lovingly and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air set himself a task he is not nearly up to set in Newfoundland that cleverly captures the dry wit that's so prevalent on The Rock set in Newfoundland that cleverly captures the dry wit that's so prevalent on The Rock . set in a remote African empire before cell phones , guns , and the internal combustion engine set in a world that is very , very far from the one most of us set in the world of lingerie models and bar dancers set in the world of lingerie models and bar dancers in the Midwest that held my interest precisely because it didn't try to set in the world of lingerie models and bar dancers in the Midwest that held my interest precisely because it didn't try to . set it apart from other Deep South stories set new standards for thrills , suspense , set of believable and comprehensible impulses , no matter how many drugs they do or how much artistic license Avary employs set on a truly grand scale set on a truly grand scale . set out to lampoon , anyway set out to lampoon , anyway . set the cause of woman warriors back decades set the women's liberation movement back 20 years set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers and set to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers and aside from its remarkable camerawork and awesome scenery set up set you free sets Ms . Birot's film apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents sets Ms . Birot's film apart from others in the genre is a greater attention to the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- in the emotional evolution of the two bewitched adolescents . sets a new benchmark for lameness sets a new benchmark for lameness . sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings sets it apart is the vision that taymor , the avant garde director of broadway's the lion king and the film titus , brings sets itself apart by forming a chain of relationships that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note sets out sets out to entertain sets out to entertain and sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure sets out with no pretensions and delivers big time sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons sets the tone for a summer of good stuff sets this romantic comedy apart sets this romantic comedy apart from most Hollywood romantic comedies setting distracts setting fire to yourself setting fire to yourself in the parking lot setting off settle for settled comfortably settled comfortably into her skin settled for a lugubrious romance settles for being merely grim settles for being merely grim . settles in and becomes compulsively watchable in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion settles in and becomes compulsively watchable in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion . settles into a most traditional , reserved kind of filmmaking settles into clichés settles into the light-footed enchantment the material needs settles on a consistent tone . settles too easily settles too easily along the contours of expectation seven days left to live seventy-minute running time several adaptations of other writers ' work several attempts at lengthy dialogue scenes several cliched movie structures several cliched movie structures : several cliched movie structures : the road movie several cliched movie structures : the road movie , several cliched movie structures : the road movie , the coming-of-age movie several cliched movie structures : the road movie , the coming-of-age movie , several decent several decent laughs several fine performances several funny moments several modest chuckles several old themes several plodding action sequences several scenes of this tacky nonsense several strong performances several survivors , several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday several times here and reveals how bad an actress she is several times here and reveals how bad an actress she is . severe body odor severe flaws sewage sewing together what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip sex sex , duty and love sex gags sex gags and prom dates sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics sex on screen been so aggressively anti-erotic sex threatens to overwhelm everything else sex toys and offers sex-soaked sexiness sexism to Monday Morning that undercuts its charm sexist sexist or mean-spirited sexploitation sexual and romantic sexual and romantic tension sexual jealousy , resentment sexual jealousy , resentment and the fine sexual passion sexual relationship sexually explicit sexy sexy , and rousing sexy , funny and touching sexy , funny and touching . sexy , peculiar and always entertaining costume drama sexy , surprising romance sexy , violent , self-indulgent and maddening sexy intrigue sexy people sexy people in gorgeous places sexy razzle-dazzle sexy slip shabby digital photography shabby script shadowy shadowy vision Clooney sustains throughout shadowy vision Clooney sustains throughout is daring , inventive and impressive . shaggy human tale shake a severed limb shake it shake the feeling that it was intended to be a different kind of film shake the thought that Undercover Brother missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary shake up the formula and make it more interesting shake up the formula and make it more interesting . shake up the mix , and work in something that doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine shake your head shake your head in disbelief shake your head in disbelief -- shake your head in disbelief -- and worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time shakes the oppressive , morally superior good-for-you quality that almost automatically accompanies didactic entertainment shakes you vigorously shakes you vigorously for its duration shaking its blair witch project real-time roots shaking your head shaking your head all the way to the credits shaky shaky , uncertain film shaky as the plot shaky as the plot is shallow , offensive and redundant shallow and shallow and art-conscious shallow and dim-witted shallow and glib shallow and immature character shallow and immature character with whom to spend 110 claustrophobic minutes shallow rumination shallow styles shallower shallowly sham actor workshops sham actor workshops and sham actor workshops and an affected malaise sham truths sham truths and sham truths and routine sham truths and routine `` indie '' filmmaking shambles shambling charm shame shame Americans shame Americans , shame that Stealing Harvard is too busy getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable shame that Stealing Harvard is too busy getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable . shameful shamefully shamefully strolls through this mess with a smug grin , inexplicably wearing a kilt and carrying a bag of golf clubs over one shoulder . shameless shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom shameless and shameless and coarse shameless attempt shameless self-caricature shameless sham shamelessly enjoyed it shamelessly manipulative shamelessly manipulative and contrived shamelessly money-grubbing shamelessly money-grubbing than most third-rate horror sequels shaped by director Peter Kosminsky into sharp slivers and cutting impressions shaped the story to show us why it's compelling shapeless shapeless and shapeless and uninflected shapeless blob of desperate entertainment shapeless blob of desperate entertainment . shapeless documentary shapeless inconsequential move shapeless mess shapelessly shapelessly gratifying shapes history shaping the world share share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle share it share little screen time and even less chemistry share little screen time and even less chemistry . share no chemistry or engaging charisma share no chemistry or engaging charisma . share their enthusiasm shared a great adventure shared by the nation shared by the nation at their sacrifice . shares that writer's usual blend of observant cleverness , too-facile coincidence and slightly noxious preciousness shares the weaknesses of , too many recent action-fantasy extravaganzas in which special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences shares the weaknesses of both genres , more sharp sharp , amusing study sharp , often mischievous sense sharp , overmanipulative Hollywood practices sharp , smart satire sharp acting sharp acting and partially animated interludes sharp and sharp and quick sharp and quick documentary sharp as a samurai sword sharp as ever sharp as the original sharp comedy sharp comedy , sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics , sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics , and sharp comedy , old-fashioned monster movie atmospherics , and genuine heart sharp comic timing sharp comic timing that makes the more hackneyed elements of the film easier to digest sharp dialogue and delightful performance sharp eye sharp focus sharp humor and insight sharp humor and insight into human nature sharp humor and insight into human nature to examine class conflict sharp movie sharp objects sharp script sharp writing sharper sharper , cleaner sharper , cleaner camera lens sharper , cleaner script sharply sharply comic sharply comic and sharply comic and surprisingly touching shattering and shattering and featuring some of the year's best acting shave ice without the topping she's a best-selling writer of self-help books who can't help herself she's already comfortable enough in her own skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique she's appealingly manic and energetic . she's as morning-glory exuberant as she was in Amélie she's cut open a vein she's given the right lines she's never been better in this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon she's not funny she's not funny ! she's pretty she's pretty and she's pretty and she can act she's pretty and she can act -- she's really done it this time . she's really done it this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . she's that rare luminary who continually raises the standard of her profession she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another she can't provide any conflict she can't see how insufferable the character is she can act she can thwart the world's misery with blind good will she creates for her characters she deftly spins the multiple stories in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion she dies she does little here but point at things that explode into flame she doesn't bother to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly she fails to provoke them . she gets to fulfill her dreams she gradually makes us believe she is Kahlo she had to sit through it again she hasn't been worth caring about she has the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy she is backed by a likable cast she is backed by a likable cast . she is merely a charmless witch . she is unable to save the movie she lacks the skill or presence to regain any ground she lets her love depraved leads meet , ( Denis ' ) story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle she looks like the six-time winner of the Miss Hawaiian Tropic Pageant , so I don't know what she's doing in here she loves them to pieces she might not make for a while she must be a failure at life , because she's driven by ambition and Doesn't Know How to Have Fun she needs to shake up the mix , and work in something that doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine she never lets her character become a caricature -- not even with that radioactive hair she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier she of the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile she seemed to have no problem flaunting her natural gifts . she sees it as a chance to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions . she strikes a potent chemistry with Molina she-cute shed an errant tear shed more light on its subject than the popular predecessor shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans sheep sheer , unrelenting wretchedness sheer audacity and openness sheer beauty sheer dumbness sheer dynamism sheer force of charm sheer goofiness and cameos sheer insanity sheer joy and pride sheer ugliness sheer unbridled delight sheerly beautiful sheerly beautiful film sheerly cinematic appeal shenanigans and shenanigans and slapstick sheridan seems terrified of the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its lan , humor , bile , and irony sheridan seems terrified of the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most of its lan , humor , bile , and irony . shield shift shifting in your chair too often shifts abruptly from tense to celebratory to soppy shifts abruptly from tense to celebratory to soppy . shimmering , beautifully costumed shimmering cinematography shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting shimmeringly lovely shimmeringly lovely coming-of-age portrait shimmers with it shine shine through shine through the gloomy film noir veil shine through this bogus veneer ... shines shines bright on this frozen tundra soap opera that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people shines bright on this frozen tundra soap opera that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people . shines in Unfaithful . shines in her quiet blue eyes shines like a lonely beacon shines like a lonely beacon . shines on all the characters shines on all the characters , shines on all the characters , as the direction is intelligently accomplished shines on all the characters , as the direction is intelligently accomplished . shines through each frame shines through every frame shines through every frame . shining shining a not particularly flattering spotlight shining a not particularly flattering spotlight on America's skin-deep notions of pulchritude shining performance shining performance offers us the sense that on some elemental level , Lilia deeply wants to break free of her old life . shining star shining with all the usual Spielberg flair shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , expertly shining with all the usual Spielberg flair , expertly utilizing the talents of his top-notch creative team shiny new bow shiver-inducing shlockmeister shock and amaze shock humor '' will wear thin on all shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors shock-you-into-laughter shock-you-into-laughter intensity shocked if there was actually one correct interpretation , but that shouldn't make the movie or the discussion any less enjoyable shocked laughter shocked to discover that Seinfeld's real life is boring shockers since The Evil Dead shocking in its eroticized gore shocking lack shockingly bad shockingly bad and shockingly bad and absolutely unnecessary shockingly devoid shockingly devoid of your typical majid majidi shoe-loving , crippled children shockingly intimate shockingly manages to be even worse than its title shoddy shoddy airport security shoddy male hip hop fantasy shoddy product shoddy suspense thriller shoestring and unevenly shoot shoot a lot of bullets . Some of the characters die and others don't , and the film pretends that those living have learned some sort of lesson shoot it in the head shoot on grungy video shoot on grungy video , shoot on grungy video , giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel shoot something on crummy-looking videotape shoot themselves shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain shooting shooting blanks shooting fish in a barrel shooting itself shooting itself in the foot shooting star shootings , beatings shoots and scores shoots for ( and misses ) shoplifts shoplifts shamelessly shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence shorn of social insight , intellectual pretension and cinematic interest short enough to make a dream seem possible short of a travesty of a transvestite comedy short of being interesting or entertaining short of both adventure and song short of its Ideal predecessor short of its Ideal predecessor largely due to Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material short of its aspiration to be a true ` epic ' short of profound characterizations short of true inspiration short of wonderful with its ten-year-old female protagonist and its steadfast refusal to set up a dualistic battle between good and evil short of wonderful with its ten-year-old female protagonist and its steadfast refusal to set up a dualistic battle between good and evil . short on larger moralistic consequences short on plot short on plot but short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life short on tension , eloquence , spiritual challenge -- things that have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries short on the thrills short running short stretched beyond its limits to fill an almost feature-length film . short supply in the cinema shortage shortcomings shorter than Britney's cutoffs shorter than the first ( as best I remember ) , but still a very good time at the cinema shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout shot , expertly cast shot , expertly cast , shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism shot Kennedy ? Moot point . shot all the way . shot and beautifully shot but dull and ankle-deep ` epic . shot but dull and ankle-deep ` epic . ' shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double shot himself in the foot shot in artful , watery tones of blue , green and brown shot in artful , watery tones of blue , green and brown . shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb shot on digital videotape rather than film shot on ugly digital video shot on ugly digital video . shot out of a cannon into a vat of ice cream shot that misfires . shot the movie in delicious colors shot two years ago should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it should appeal to women should appreciate its whimsical humor should at least invade an abundance of mindsets should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally should be able to appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting should be able to appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting . should be able to find better entertainment should be applauded for finding a new angle on a tireless story should be as entertaining as it is should be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer should be charged with loitering -- so much on view , so little to offer . should be commended for illustrating the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters should be commended for illustrating the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters . should be commended for taking a fresh approach to familiar material should be complaining when a film clocks in around 90 minutes these days should be credited to Dennis Quaid , in fighting trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor should be doing a lot of things , but doesn't should be doing a lot of things , but doesn't . should be enjoying this . should be enjoying this . ' should be expected from any movie with a '' 2 '' at the end of its title should be expected from any movie with a '' 2 '' at the end of its title . should be expected from any movie with a `` 2 '' at the end of its title should be expected from any movie with a `` 2 '' at the end of its title . should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the should be interesting should be mentioned that the set design and interiors of the haunted vessel are more than effectively creepy and moodily lit should be poignant should be probing why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad should be probing why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad . should be profound , and hyper-cliched where it should be sincere should be punishable by chainsaw should be relegated to a dark video store corner should be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes should be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . should be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it should be required to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it . should be seen at the very least for its spasms of absurdist humor should be seen by all , especially those who aren't aware of , or have forgotten about the unmentioned victims of war should be sent to and buried on Pluto should be sent to and buried on Pluto . should be served an eviction notice at every theater stuck with it should be served an eviction notice at every theater stuck with it . should be the lighter-than-air adventure should be themselves should be thrown back in the river should be tried as a war criminal should be used to burn every print of the film should bolster director and co-writer should catch this IMAX offering should catch this IMAX offering . should charm all but the most cynical should check out should clue you in on how bad the movie is should clue you in on how bad the movie is . should come a-knocking should come with the warning '' For serious film buffs only should come with the warning '' for serious should come with the warning `` For serious film buffs only should come with the warning `` For serious film buffs only ! '' should definitely get top billing should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and steals the show should dispel it should dispense the same advice to film directors . should drop everything and run to Ichi should drop everything and run to Ichi . should enjoy should enjoy this nonthreatening but thrilling adventure should enjoy this nonthreatening but thrilling adventure . should get a pink slip should get all five should give '' Scratch '' a second look should give '' Scratch '' a second look . should give `` Scratch '' a second look should give `` Scratch '' a second look . should go for movie theaters should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie should have a stirring time at this beautifully drawn movie . should have avoided should have avoided . should have been should have been a cutting Hollywood satire should have been a more compelling excuse to pair Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn should have been a more compelling excuse to pair Susan Sarandon and Goldie Hawn . should have been a painless time-killer should have been a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test should have been a painless time-killer becomes instead a grating endurance test . should have been deeper should have been made for the tube should have been made for the tube . should have been sent back to the tailor for some major alterations should have been the be-all-end-all of the modern-office anomie films . should have been the ultimate IMAX trip should have called it Gutterball should have called it Gutterball . should have died long ago should have ditched the artsy pretensions and revelled in the entertaining shallows should have fun meeting should have fun meeting a brand-new Pokemon called Celebi should have fun meeting a brand-new Pokemon called Celebi . should have gone straight to a Mystery Science Theater 3000 video should have gotten more out of it than you did should have hidden it from everyone should have stayed there should have stayed there . should inspire reaction in its audience should jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs , and leave you feeling like it was worth your seven bucks , even though it does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end should jolt you out of your seat a couple of times , give you a few laughs , and leave you feeling like it was worth your seven bucks , even though it does turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end . should just stick with Austin and Dr Evil should just stick with Austin and Dr Evil . should keep you reasonably entertained should keep you reasonably entertained . should know better should make it required viewing in university computer science departments for years to come should make it required viewing in university computer science departments for years to come . shouldn't have been made shouldn't have gone straight to video shouldn't the reality seem at least passably real should never , ever , should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler should never appear together on a marquee , especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 should never appear together on a marquee , especially when the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 . should never forget should never have been brought out of hibernation should not should not be forgiven should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- should not be missed should not be missed . should not consider this a diss . should not consider this a diss . Consider it ` perfection should not get the first and last look at one of the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career should not get the first and last look at one of the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career . should offer a free ticket ( second prize , of course , two free tickets ) to anyone who can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie should offer a free ticket ( second prize , of course , two free tickets ) to anyone who can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie . should pay money for what we can get on television for free should pay reparations to viewers should pay reparations to viewers . should please fans of Chris Fuhrman's posthumously published cult novel should please fans of Chris Fuhrman's posthumously published cult novel . should please history fans should scare any sane person away should scare any sane person away . should see it as soon as possible should see it as soon as possible . should see it as soon as possible . ' should see this movie should serve detention should shame Americans , regardless of whether or not ultimate blame should share screenwriting credit should stay in the past : a lesson this film teaches all too well . should stick to his day job should stick to his day job . should stop trying to please his mom should strike a nerve in many should strike a nerve in many . should transcend any awards it bags should transcend any awards it bags . should transcend any awards it bags . This is one for the ages should transcend any awards it bags . This is one for the ages . should win over the most hard-hearted cynics should win the band a few new converts , too should work its magic in other parts of the world should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free shout insults at the screen shouted , ` Thank you ! shouts classic French nuance shouts classic French nuance . shoving them into every clichéd white-trash situation imaginable show Blind Date , only less show a fair amount of intelligence and wit show a fair amount of intelligence and wit -- but show a remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck show a remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck . show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte show business has infiltrated every corner of society -- and not always for the better show fisticuffs in this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed show for their labor , living harmoniously , joined in song show genuine promise show genuine promise as comic filmmakers show his penchant for wry , contentious configurations show how its done show it to their own kids show life in all of its banality show more of the dilemma , rather than show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting show off his talent by surrounding himself with untalented people show real heart show some presence and star quality show than well-constructed narrative show that hinges on the subgenre's most enabling victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . show to steal show up soon . show us a good time show us not only what that mind looks like , but how the creative process itself operates show-don't show-stoppingly show-stoppingly hilarious show-stoppingly hilarious , show-stoppingly hilarious , but show-stoppingly hilarious , but scathingly witty showboating wise-cracker stock persona showcase that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters showcase the Canadian's inane ramblings showcases showcases Carvey's talent for voices showcases Carvey's talent for voices , showcases Carvey's talent for voices , but not nearly enough and not without taxing every drop of one's patience to get to the good stuff showcases Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy showcases Tom Hanks as a depression era hit-man in this dark tale of revenge showcases Tom Hanks as a depression era hit-man in this dark tale of revenge . showcases a group of dedicated artists showcases pretty mediocre shtick showcases pretty mediocre shtick . showcases the city's old-world charm showcases the city's old-world charm before machines change nearly everything showcases the passions of both the director and novelist Byatt showcases the passions of both the director and novelist Byatt . showdown showed that the road to hell is paved with good intentions showing honest emotions showing honest emotions . showing impressive control , both visually and in the writing showing off showing off his doctorate showing signs of potential for the sequels , showing signs of potential for the sequels , but not showing the humanity of a war-torn land showing them heartbreakingly drably showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10,000 times showmanship shown poor judgment in planning to marry Ben Affleck shows -- reality shows for God's sake shows Canadians can put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world shows Holmes has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) shows Holmes has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) the movie itself is an underachiever , a psychological mystery that takes its sweet time building to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time shows Holmes has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) the movie itself is an underachiever , a psychological mystery that takes its sweet time building to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time it arrives shows Holmes has the screen presence to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) the movie itself is an underachiever , a psychological mystery that takes its sweet time building to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time it arrives . shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated shows a level of young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated . shows a remarkable gift for storytelling shows a remarkable gift for storytelling with this moving , effective little film shows a remarkable gift for storytelling with this moving , effective little film . shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative shows all the signs of rich detail condensed into a few evocative images and striking character traits shows all the signs of rich detail condensed into a few evocative images and striking character traits . shows crushingly little curiosity about shows crushingly little curiosity about , shows crushingly little curiosity about , or is ill-equipped to examine , the interior lives of the characters in his film , much less incorporate them into his narrative shows crushingly little curiosity about , or is ill-equipped to examine , the interior lives of the characters in his film , much less incorporate them into his narrative . shows deft comic timing . shows excess in business and pleasure shows excess in business and pleasure , shows excess in business and pleasure , allowing us to find the small , human moments , and leaving off with a grand whimper shows excess in business and pleasure , allowing us to find the small , human moments , and leaving off with a grand whimper . shows he's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film shows he's back in form , with an astoundingly rich film . shows he's on his way shows he can outgag any of those young whippersnappers making moving pictures today . shows how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them shows how deeply felt emotions can draw people together across the walls that might otherwise separate them . shows how intolerance has the power to deform families , then tear them apart . shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places , shows just enough to keep us on our toes shows little understanding shows may put you off the idea forever shows may put you off the idea forever . shows moments of promise but ultimately succumbs to cliches and pat storytelling shows moments of promise but ultimately succumbs to cliches and pat storytelling . shows off a lot of stamina and vitality shows off a lot of stamina and vitality , shows off a lot of stamina and vitality , and shows some spunk and promise shows that some studios firmly believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action shows that some studios firmly believe that people have lost the ability to think and will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action . shows that the idea of women's self-actualization knows few continental divides shows that the idea of women's self-actualization knows few continental divides . shows the promise of digital filmmaking shows them the respect they are due shows them the respect they are due . shows uncanny skill in getting under the skin of her characters shows up and ruins everything shows us a slice of life that's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable shows us a slice of life that's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable . shows what great cinema can really do shows why , after only three films , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers shows why , after only three films , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers . shows why , of all the period's volatile romantic lives , Sand and Musset are worth particular attention shows why , of all the period's volatile romantic lives , Sand and Musset are worth particular attention . showtime is a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation showtime is a fine-looking film with a bouncy score and a clutch of lively songs for deft punctuation . showtime is closer to slowtime showtime is closer to slowtime . showtime isn't particularly assaultive , but it can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again showtime isn't particularly assaultive , but it can still make you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again . showtime is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome showtime is one of the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome . showy showy than Hannibal shreds the fabric of the film shrewd , powerful act shrewd and effective film shrewd enough shrewd enough to activate girlish tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls shrewd feminist fairy tale shrewdly shrieky special effects shrill , simple and soapy . shrill and shrill and soporific shrill and soporific , and because shrugging off the plot's persnickety problems shtick shtick and sentimentality shticks shun shun her kids , shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G . I . Jane shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G.I. Jane shuns shut out shut out the real world shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier shut up shut up '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta shy of overkill shy of overkill , though viewers may be more exhausted than the athletes onscreen sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor sick sick , twisted sort sick and sick and demented sick and demented humor sick and evil woman sick and twisted sick character sick comedies sick humor sick sense sick sight sick society sickening , sidesplitting sickening product placement sickening thud sickeningly sickeningly real sickeningly savage sickly sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution sickly entertainment at best and mind-destroying cinematic pollution at worst sickly sweet sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half sickly sweet gender normative narrative sickness side snap kicks that it ends up being surprisingly dull side-splittingly sideshow sidesplitting sight gags sights sign sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed signals director Rick Famuyiwa's emergence as an articulate , grown-up voice in African-American cinema signals director Rick Famuyiwa's emergence as an articulate , grown-up voice in African-American cinema . signature style significant ' significant character study significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising significant moviegoing pleasures significant without being overstated significantly different ( and better ) significantly different ( and better ) than most films significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration significantly less charming than listening to a four-year-old with a taste for exaggeration recount signing signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination signs is a good film signs is a good film , signs is a good film , and signs is a good film , and it is silences silent , lumpish cipher sillier sillier , not scarier silliest and most incoherent silliest and most incoherent movie silliness silliness and silliness you are likely to witness in a movie theatre for some time silly silly ( but not sophomoric ) romp silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick silly , outrageous , ingenious silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun silly , self-indulgent silly , self-indulgent filmmaker silly , stupid and pointless silly -- and gross -- silly -- and gross -- but it's rarely as moronic as some campus gross-out films . silly . Unfortunately silly Hollywood action film silly and silly and crude storyline silly and monotonous silly and overwrought silly and tedious silly and unintentionally silly beyond comprehension silly but strangely believable silly childhood nostalgia slumber silly comedy silly con job silly fluff silly fluff . Nor silly fun silly horror movies silly humbuggery ... silly little cartoon silly overkill silly rather than silly rather than plausible silly showdown silly street patois silly subplots silly summer entertainment silly-looking silly-looking Morlocks silver bullets for director Neil Marshall's intense freight similar obsessions can dominate a family similar to the 1953 Disney classic similarly ill-timed similarly ill-timed Antitrust similarly morose and humorless similarly styled Gremlins similarly themed simon leys ' novel '' simpering soundtrack simple '' Goddammit simple , but gritty and well-acted simple , but gritty and well-acted ensemble simple , sometimes maddeningly slow film simple , sweet and romantic simple , sweet and romantic comedy simple and heart-warming simple and heart-warming story simple and innocent simple and innocent a movie simple and innocent a movie as you simple and innocent a movie as you can imagine . simple and precise simple and precise that anything discordant would topple the balance simple and soapy simple but absorbing simple in form but rich with human events simple message simple misfire simple pleasures simple pleasures usurp the preaching message so that , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails simple story simple tale simple title simple-minded simple-minded and simple-minded and contrived simple-minded and stereotypical simpler , leaner simplistic -- the film's biggest problem simplistic -- the film's biggest problem -- simplistic and more than a little pretentious simplistic as a Hollywood production simplistic story simply , and surprisingly , simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create simply admiring this bit or that , this performance or that simply astounding simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product simply becomes a routine shocker simply by accident simply can't recommend it enough . simply can't sustain more than 90 minutes simply doesn't simply feel wrong simply feeling like no other film in recent history simply intrusive simply not funny performers simply presents his point of view that Ayurveda works . simply pretentious simply putters along looking for astute observations and coming up blank . simply radiates star-power potential in this remarkable and memorable film . simply runs out of ideas simply stupid , simply stupid , irrelevant simply stupid , irrelevant and simply stupid , irrelevant and deeply simply sublime simply the best family film simply the best family film of the year simply the most fun you'll ever have with a documentary simply too discouraging to let slide simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot simply unpleasant simply wanted to update her beloved genre for the thousands of Indians who fancy themselves too sophisticated for the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent simultaneously degrades its characters , its stars and its audience . simultaneously harrowing and uplifting sin sin , sin complejos since '' Can't Stop The Music . '' It may as well be called '' Jar-Jar Binks : The Movie . '' It's that painful since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years since , well , since , well , Performance since Beauty and the Beast since Freddy Got Fingered since Ghostbusters since Sept . 11 ) since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth since The Evil Dead since it doesn't take itself so deadly seriously since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie since it is exactly what it wants to be : an atrociously , mind-numbingly , indescribably bad movie . Unfortunately since its poignancy hooks us completely since lee is a sentimentalist , the film since the thrills pop up frequently sincere sincere , and just sincere acting sincere and artful sincere grief and mourning in favor of bogus spiritualism sincere mess sincere passion sincere passion that this Hollywood contrivance orbits around sincere performance sincerely sincerely crafted picture sincerity sincerity and sincerity and devotion sing beautifully sing beautifully and sing beautifully and act adequately sing beautifully and act adequately . sing the lyrics to '' Tonight singing , and unforgettable characters singing - and dancing to - West Side Story show tunes singing and finger singing and finger snapping it might have held my attention , but as it stands I kept looking for the last exit from Brooklyn . singing long after the credits roll single digits kidlets Stuart Little 2 is still a no brainer . single gag sequence single good film single-handedly turned a plane full of hard-bitten , cynical journalists into what was essentially , by campaign's end , an extended publicity department single-minded as John Carpenter's original singles out any of these performances as award-worthy sings singularly off-putting romantic comedy . sinister sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) sinister happy ending sinister inspiration sink into melancholia sink it sink it faster than a leaky freighter sink the film for anyone who doesn't think about percentages all day long sink the movie . sink this sink this ` sub ' sink this low sink this low . Fortunately for all involved sinks . sinks further and further sinks further and further into comedy futility sinks further and further into comedy futility . sinks into a mire of sentiment sinks into a mire of sentiment . sinks into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music sinks into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music . sinks into by-the-numbers territory sinks into by-the-numbers territory . sinks to a Harrison Ford low . sinner sinuously plotted sinuously plotted and sip your vintage wines and watch your Merchant Ivory productions sir anthony hopkins saying ` get in the car , bitch , ' this jerry bruckheimer production has little else to offer siren sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work sit and stare and turn away from one another instead of talking sit and stare and turn away from one another instead of talking and sit and stare and turn away from one another instead of talking and it's all about the silences and if you're into that , have at it sit back , relax sit back , relax and sit back , relax and have a few sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up sit in neutral sit in neutral , hoping for a stiff wind to blow it sit near the back sit near the back and squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching sit open-mouthed before the screen , not screaming but yawning sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's sit through , sit through , enjoy on a certain level sit through , enjoy on a certain level and sit through , enjoy on a certain level and then sit through -- despite some first-rate performances sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead sit through a crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy that refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one sit through a crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy that refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one ? sit through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh sit through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh once sit through crap like this sit through it again sit through it all sit through its tidal wave of imagery sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster sit through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill sitcom material sitcom-worthy solutions sitcomishly sitcomishly predictable and cloying sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large sits in a patch somewhere between mirthless Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film sits in a patch somewhere between mirthless Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film . sits in a patch somewhere between mirthless todd solondzian satire and callow student film sits in the place where a masterpiece should be sits in the place where a masterpiece should be . sits there like a side dish no one ordered sits there like a side dish no one ordered . sits uneasily sits uneasily as a horror picture sits uneasily as a horror picture ... sits uneasily as a horror picture ... but sits uneasily as a horror picture ... but finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family sits uneasily as a horror picture ... but finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family . sitting around sitting around in their drawers to justify a film sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and sitting in a downtown café , overhearing a bunch of typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing , and desperately wishing you could change tables sitting open too long sitting through Dahmer's two hours sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment . sitting through it is something akin to an act of cinematic penance sitting through this one sitting through this sloppy , made-for-movie comedy special situates it all in a plot as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets situates it all in a plot as musty as one of the Golden Eagle's carpets . situations and jokes situations that aren't funny six different movies fighting each other for attention sixties ' rockumentary milestones sixties-style slickness sixties-style slickness in which the hero might wind up sizzle and sizzle and very little sizzle and very little steak sizzle it is sizzle it is ! skates blithely from one implausible situation to another skates blithely from one implausible situation to another , pausing only to tie up loose ends with more bows than you'll find on a French poodle skates blithely from one implausible situation to another , pausing only to tie up loose ends with more bows than you'll find on a French poodle . skeeved skeeved out that they'd need a shower skeptics sketch inspired by the works of John Waters and Todd Solondz , rather than a fully developed story sketches sketches ... sketches ... which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach sketchiest sketchiest movie sketchy sketchy but nevertheless sketchy characters and immature provocations sketchy characters and immature provocations can fully succeed at cheapening it . sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film sketchy material sketchy with actorish notations on the margin of acting skewed melodrama skewed to ever get a hold on skid-row skidding skilfully skill and depth skill and determination skilled skilled actors skilled ensemble actors skillful skillful and skillful and moving skillful filmmaker skillful fisher skillful little horror film skillful little horror film . skillfully skillfully assembled skillfully assembled , skillfully assembled , highly polished skillfully assembled , highly polished and skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional skillfully assembled , highly polished and professional adaptation skillfully through the plot's hot brine skillfully through the plot's hot brine -- skillfully through the plot's hot brine -- until it's undone by the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors skimpy skims over the realities of gay sex skin to be proud of her Rubenesque physique skin-deep skinny dip in Jerry Bruckheimer's putrid pond of retread action twaddle . skip skip , even for horror movie fanatics skip but film buffs should get to know skip it skip the film skip the film and skip the film and pick up the soundtrack skip to another review skip will be two hours gained skippable skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears skirts that rapidly deteriorating line between fantasy and reality ... skit-com material fervently deposited on the big screen . skullduggery and skunk slack complacency slack execution slacker characters slain slain rappers slaloming through its hackneyed elements slaloming through its hackneyed elements with enjoyable ease slam-bam slam-bam action flicks slam-bang slam-bang extravaganza slam-dunk slap slap her slap-happy slapdash disaster slapdash disaster . slapdash disaster . A DOA dud from frame one slapdash disaster . A DOA dud from frame one . slapdash mess slapped together slapped together . slapping extreme humor slapping its target audience slapping its target audience in the face slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot slapstick slapstick and unfunny tricks slapstick antics slapstick humor for the kids slapstick humor for the kids , slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone slapstick sequences slapstick well slash-fest slasher film slasher nonsense slather Clearasil over the blemishes of youth slathered on crackers and slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness slavishly slavishly copies sleaze sleaziness sleazy sleazy and sleazy and fun sleazy moralizing sledgehammers sleek sleekly sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism sleekness sleep sleep by the movie sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals sleep-deprived sleep-deprived Dormer sleep-inducing sleep-inducing effects sleep-inducing thriller sleep-inducingly sleep-inducingly slow-paced crime drama sleeper sleeping pill sleepless sleepwalk through vulgarities in a sequel you can refuse sleepwalk through vulgarities in a sequel you can refuse . sleepy afternoon rental slice of Hitchcockian suspense . slice of comedic bliss slice-of-depression life that touches nerves and rings true slick slick , superficial and trend-hoppy slick and slick and manufactured to claim street credibility slick and manufactured to claim street credibility . slick and sprightly CGI feature slick piece slick production values slick production values and slick production values and director Roger Michell's tick-tock pacing slick stuff slickest slickly slickly staged slickness and sophistication slide down the slippery slope of dishonesty slide down the slippery slope of dishonesty after an encounter with the rich and the powerful who have nothing but slides downhill as soon as macho action conventions assert themselves slides downhill as soon as macho action conventions assert themselves . slight , weightless fairy tale slight and introspective slight and introspective to appeal to anything wider than a niche audience slight and obvious slight and uninventive slight but slight but a pleasure slight but sweet slight but unendurable slight comedy slight to be called any kind of masterpiece slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted slightest difficulty slightly anarchic approach slightly believable slightly believable love triangle slightly better than Men in Black 2 as far as slapdash extraterrestrial comedies slightly better than Men in Black 2 as far as slapdash extraterrestrial comedies go slightly bored slightly disappointed slightly disappointing slightly flawed slightly flawed ( and fairly unbelievable ) finale slightly humorous and tender slightly humorous and tender story slightly less so second quarter , and average second half slightly less successful slightly less successful than the first slightly naughty , just-above-average off slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play slightly noxious slightly noxious preciousness slightly pokey slightly sunbaked and summery mind , Sex and slightly sunbaked and summery mind , Sex and Lucia slightly sunbaked and summery mind , Sex and Lucia may well prove diverting enough . slightly unfulfilled slightly wised-up kids slim hopes and dreams slimed slimed in the name of High Art slip into hokum slip into the modern rut of narrative banality slippery footing slippery self-promoter slippery slope slipshod slobbering slog slog to get there slogged my way slogged my way through Clockstoppers slogs its way slogs its way through slopped slopped 'em together slopped 'em together here slopped ` slopped ` em together slopped ` em together here sloppily sloppily written sloppiness sloppy sloppy , amusing sloppy , made-for-movie sloppy , made-for-movie comedy special sloppy , over-the-top , sloppy drama sloppy plotting sloppy script sloppy slapstick sloughs one's way sloughs one's way through the mire of this alleged psychological thriller in search of purpose or even a plot slovenly done , so primitive in technique , that it can't really be called animation slovenly life slovenly life in this self-deprecating , biting and witty feature written by Charlie Kaufman and his twin brother , Donald , and directed by Spike Jonze slow slow , slow , deliberate gait slow , drab slow , drab , and bordering on melodramatic slow , painful healing process slow , predictable slow , predictable and slow , predictable and not very amusing slow , soggy , soporific , visually dank slow , soggy , soporific , visually dank crime melodrama\/character study slow , uneventful slow -- slow -- very slow -- very , slow -- very , very slow slow . slow and slow and dreary slow and repetitive slow and repetitive parts slow and unwieldy slow at times slow buildup slow death slow down slow down , shake off your tensions and take this picture at its own breezy , distracted rhythms slow for a younger crowd slow pacing slow scenes slow scenes . But something seems to be missing . slow slog to get there slow to come to the point slow to those of us in middle age slow to those of us in middle age and slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen slow to those of us in middle age and deathly slow to any teen . slow-moving slow-moving Swedish film slowed down by a stroke slowest slowly leaks out of the movie . slowtime sluggish sluggish pace and lack sluggish pacing slugs the Yankee . Too bad the former Murphy Brown doesn't pop Reese back . slummer slumming slumming in territory slummy slump slump for director Sam Mendes , who segues from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand . slurs sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem sly , intricate magic sly dissection sly female empowerment movie sly humor sly wink slyly exquisite smack of a Hallmark Hall of Fame smack of a film school undergrad smacks into something truly new smacks into something truly new . smacks of exhibitionism smacks of exhibitionism more than it does cathartic truth telling smacks of exhibitionism more than it does cathartic truth telling . smacks of originality smacks of purely commercial motivation smacks of purely commercial motivation , smacks of purely commercial motivation , with no great love for the original smacks of purely commercial motivation , with no great love for the original . small ' movie small , human moments small , intelligent eyes small , personal film small , sweet ` Evelyn small ... small ... with considerable aplomb small amount small and easily overshadowed by its predictability small but rewarding small but rewarding comedy small confined and dark spaces small delights small family small gem small in scope , small in scope , yet perfectly formed small part thanks small potatoes small treasure small-budget smallness smart smart , smart , compelling smart , compelling drama smart , edgy smart , edgy voice smart , funny smart , funny , subtle , and resonant smart , funny and smart , funny and just honest enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play smart , funny and just honest enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play . smart , funny and just honest enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway play smart , funny and just honest enough to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway play . smart , funny look smart , not cloying smart , nuanced look smart , provocative drama smart , romantic drama smart , sassy smart , sassy and smart , sassy and exceptionally charming smart , savvy , compelling smart , solid , kinetically-charged smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy smart , solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy smart , steamy mix smart , sweet and playful smart and smart and complicated smart and dark smart and dark - smart and dark - hallelujah for small favors smart and entirely charming smart and funny smart and newfangled smart and sassy smart and satisfying smart and well-crafted smart comedy smart jokes smart little indie . smart movie smart new comedy smart people smart people amid a compelling plot smart satire smart script smart to ignore but a little too smugly superior to like smart to vary the pitch of his movie , balancing deafening battle scenes with quieter domestic scenes of women back home receiving War Department telegrams smart wordplay and clever plot contrivances smart-aleck smart-aleck movie smarter smarter and more attentive than it first sets out to be . smarter and more diabolical smarter and more unnerving than the sequels smarter and much smarter and much funnier version of the old Police Academy flicks . smarter and subtler smarter offerings smarter than any 50 other filmmakers still smarter than your average Bond smarter than your average Bond . smarter-than-thou wayward teen struggles to rebel against his oppressive smartest smartest bonehead comedy smartly smartly and smartly and wistfully smartly directed , grown-up film smartly emphasizes the well-wrought story and omits needless chase scenes and swordfights as the revenge unfolds . smartly nuanced smartly nuanced performance smartly played and smartly directed . smartly written smartly written motion picture smarty-pants smarty-pants aura smash 'em - smash 'em - up , smash its face in smashing success smear smeary smeary and smeary and blurry smeary and blurry , smeary and blurry , to the point smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction smeary digital video smell the grease on the plot smell this turkey rotting smell this turkey rotting from miles smell this turkey rotting from miles away smelly enough smelly enough to bother smelly enough to bother despising smile smile-button smile-button faces smiles and smiling smiling at one time or another smiling for the camera smiling for the camera than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film smirk smirk uneasily smirk uneasily at the film's nightmare versions of everyday sex-in-the-city misadventures smitten document of a troubadour , his acolytes , and the triumph of his band . smoky and smoky and inviting smooth , Goodfellas image smooth , shrewd , powerful act smooth and professional smooth sleight smoother smoother or more confident smoothes smoothes over hard truths smoothes over hard truths even as he uncovers them smoothes over sources of conflict smoothly smoothly enough smoothly sinister Freddie smothered smothered in the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary smug smug , oily demeanor smug and cartoonish smug and convoluted smug and convoluted action-comedy that smug and self-congratulatory smug and self-congratulatory kind smug grin smug or sanctimonious smug self-satisfaction smugly smutty snagged an Oscar nomination snags and stumblings snail-like snail-like pacing snake-down-the-throat business snapping it might have held my attention , but as it stands I snappy snappy comebacks snappy dialogue snappy prose but a stumblebum of a movie snappy screenplay snaps under the strain of its plot contrivances and its need to reassure snaps under the strain of its plot contrivances and its need to reassure . snared in its own tangled plot snazzy snazzy dialogue snazzy-looking snazzy-looking digital effects snazzy-looking digital effects that do little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move sneak out of the theater sneaks up on the viewer sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated sneaks up on you sneaks up on you and sneaks up on you and stays with you long after you have left the theatre sneering sneering humor snobbery snooze snooze . snoozer snoozer . snoozy snoozy charm snore snore-fest snow-and-stuntwork extravaganza snowballs out of snowballs out of control snowballs out of control , while focusing on the what much more than the why so , I trust so , hopefully , this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . so American in sensibility and style so Howard appears to have had free rein to be as pretentious as he wanted so I don't know what she's doing in here so accessible so accessible that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment so again-courage , self-sacrifice and patience so again-courage , self-sacrifice and patience under pressure so aggressively anti-erotic so amusingly contrived and outlandish so amusingly contrived and outlandish in its coincidences so appealing about the characters so appealing on third or fourth viewing so awful so bad so bad in a major movie so bad it doesn't improve upon the experience of staring at a blank screen so bad it starts to become good . so badly so badly drawn so badly drawn , it created whole new levels of ugly . so badly made on every level so badly made on every level that I'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it so beautifully so believable that you feel what they feel so bizarre to the adult mind so bland so bland that even as rogue CIA assassins working for Chris Cooper's agency boss close in on the resourceful amnesiac , we don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament so bleak so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives so blisteringly defined , that every other character seems overlooked and underwritten . so bloodless so bluntly written , without a trace of sentimentality so boring so charmless and vacant so clever you want to hate it so cliched and contrived that it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects so clumsily sentimental so cognizant of the cultural and moral issues involved in the process so cold and dead so compelling so compellingly so compellingly with us is a minor miracle so completely inane so completely loses himself to the film's circular structure to ever offer any insightful discourse on , well , Love in the Time of Money . so consistently unimaginative so convincing so convincingly so cool so corny so crass so crazy ! so crisp and so crisp and economical in One False Move so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance so desperate for attention it nearly breaks its little neck trying to perform entertaining tricks so devoid so devoid of artifice and purpose so devoid of realism so different from The Apple and so striking so disgusting so distant so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope so distant you might as well be watching it through a telescope . so distasteful so downbeat so downbeat and so downbeat and nearly humorless so dull so dumb so dumb and so dumb and so exploitative in its violence so earnest , so overwrought and so wildly implausible so easily after a few tries and become expert fighters after a few weeks so emotionally predictable or bland so enamored of her own creation so engagingly so engrossing it so excellent so exploitative in its violence so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings so familiar you might as well be watching a rerun so fanatically fetishized every bizarre old-movie idiosyncrasy with such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true so fascinating so fascinating you won't be able to look away for a second so few movies explore religion that it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler so few movies explore religion that it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler . so flabby so formulaic so formulaic and forgettable that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory so fraught so freely so frequently that it now seems pedestrian so fresh so full of wrong choices so fun about this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller is the director's talent . so funny so funny , aggressive and alive so funny in drag so good so good as Leon Barlow so gracefully so graceless and so graceless and devoid so graceless and devoid of merit so grainy and rough so grainy and rough , so grainy and rough , so so grainy and rough , so dependent on being ` naturalistic ' rather than carefully lit and set up so graphically excessive so gross so hard to be quirky and funny that the strain is all too evident so heartwarmingly so heartwarmingly motivate so heavily that they drain all the film of its energy so hideously and clumsily so hilarious so honest so honest and so honest and keenly observed so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one so horrendously confusing so hot-blooded so hyped up that a curious sense of menace informs everything so impersonal so impersonal or so impersonal or even shallow so in control of both his medium and his message so in love with its overinflated mythology that it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots . so inane so incisive , so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives so incredibly so incredibly inane so insanely dysfunctional so insanely stupid so insanely stupid , so insanely stupid , so awful so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways so insatiable so insatiable it absorbs all manner of lame entertainment , so integrated with the story so intensely , but with restraint so intensely feminine that it serves as the antidote ( and cannier doppelganger ) to Diesel's XXX flex-a-thon . so interesting so interminably it's like watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time so intimate so intimate and so intimate and sensual and funny so intimate and sensual and funny and so intimate and sensual and funny and psychologically self-revealing so intriguing so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking , so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking , but so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking , but it is a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast so it's not a brilliant piece of filmmaking , but it is a funny ( sometimes hilarious ) comedy with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast . so jarring that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story so lacking in originality that if you stripped away its inspirations there so lackluster so laddish and juvenile , only teenage boys could possibly find it funny so larger than life so larger than life and so likable so little so little entertainment so little to offer so long so long as there are moviegoers anxious to see strange young guys doing strange guy things so lovely toward the end so lovingly so lovingly and perceptively filmed that you can almost taste the desiccated air so low so low in a poorly so low-wattage so many bad romances out there so many different levels so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks so many explosions so many false scares so many flaws so many flaws it would be easy for critics to shred it so many literary and cinematic sources that this future world feels absolutely deja vu so many merchandised-to-the-max movies so many merchandised-to-the-max movies of this type so many of the challenges it poses for itself that one can forgive the film its flaws so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey so many red herrings so many red herrings , so many red herrings , so many false scares so many red herrings , so many false scares , so many talented people so many talented people could participate in such an so many talented people were convinced to waste their time so marvelously compelling is present Brown as a catalyst for the struggle of black manhood in restrictive and chaotic America ... sketchy but nevertheless gripping portrait of Jim Brown , a celebrated wonder in the spotlight so mediocre so meditative and lyrical so meditative and lyrical about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics so memorable so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking so much a movie as a picture book for the big screen so much a movie as a picture book for the big screen . so much anyone can do with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel before the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them so much as distasteful so much as it is a commentary about our knowledge of films so much as they are wincing back in repugnance so much bad as bland so much charisma that you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book so much crypt mist in the brain so much enjoyable to watch as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world so much farcical so much farcical as sour . so much first-rate so much first-rate talent so much fun so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . In this case zero so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois so much funny as aggressively sitcom-cute so much leniency so much like a young Robert DeNiro so much money so much more so much naturalistic small talk , delivered in almost muffled exchanges , so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess so much on view , so little to offer so much passion so much phone in his performance as so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough so much that this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny so much to look so much to look at in Metropolis you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles so much tongue-in-cheek weirdness so muddled and derivative that few will bother thinking it all through so not-at-all-good so off-Hollywood so often end up on cinema screens so old-fashioned so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike so overwhelmed by its lack of purpose that it seeks excitement in manufactured high drama so overwrought so overwrought you'd swear he just stepped out of a Buñuel retrospective so packed with subplots involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film so painful to sit through so pat it makes your teeth hurt so perfect so perfect for a ballplayer so perfectly so pertinent and enduring so poorly so poorly paced you could fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines so poorly plotted and scripted . so poorly thought-out and substance-free so poorly thought-out and substance-free that even a high school senior taking his or her first psychology class could dismiss them so potent so preachy-keen and so preachy-keen and so tub-thumpingly loud it makes you feel like a chump so predictable and sentimental that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine so predominantly charitable it can only be seen as propaganda so preposterous so primitive in technique so prolonged and boring so racked with self-loathing so rambling so rambling and so rambling and disconnected it never builds any suspense so real so recognizable and true that , as in real life , we're never sure how things will work out so refreshing to see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous so refreshing to see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous and so refreshing to see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous and sappy fiascoes he's been making for the last several years so rhapsodize cynicism , with repetition and languorous slo-mo sequences , that Glass's dirgelike score becomes a fang-baring lullaby . so rich with period minutiae so ripe the film can't help but go soft and stinky so second-rate so self-possessed so shameless and coarse so short so short could be so flabby so similar to the 1953 Disney classic so single-mindedly so single-mindedly daring so sit back , relax and have a few so sit back , relax and have a few laughs while the little ones get a fuzzy treat . ' so skeeved out that they'd need a shower so sketchy it amounts to little more than preliminary notes for a science-fiction horror film so slick and so slick and watered-down it almost loses what made you love it so sloppily written so sloppily written and so sloppily written and cast that you can not believe anyone more central to the creation of Bugsy than the caterer so sloppy so sloppy , so sloppy , so uneven so sloppy , so uneven , so sloppy , so uneven , so so sloppy , so uneven , so damn unpleasant so smart so solidly connect with one demographic while so solidly connect with one demographic while striking out with another so special so spot on so stale so steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not so stilted and unconvincing so stocked with talent so stoked to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits so striking so striking or fascinating so striking or fascinating or so striking or fascinating or metaphorically significant about his career so stunning so stupid so stylized as to be drained of human emotion so substantial or fresh so successful at lodging itself in the brain so tedious so tedious it makes the silly spy vs so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian so tedious that it is impossible to care whether that boast is true or not so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside so terrific at conveying their young angst so terrifying I'm still stunned so terrifying I'm still stunned . And I've decided to leave a light on every night from now on so that , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails so that Ed Burns can have his revoked so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark so that the human story is pushed to one side so thick this time that it feels like a suicide race so trite so true and heartbreaking so unabashedly Canadian , not afraid to risk American scorn so unabashedly Canadian , not afraid to risk American scorn or so unabashedly hopeful so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar so unabashedly hopeful that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar so uncool the only thing missing is the '' Gadzooks ! '' so uncool the only thing missing is the `` Gadzooks ! '' so unforgivably trite in its last 10 minutes so unforgivably trite in its last 10 minutes that anyone without a fortified sweet tooth will likely go into sugar shock so uninspiring so unmemorable so unsympathetic so vivid so vividly so vividly that the artist's work may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film so warm and fuzzy so watchable so weak so well so well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' near the end takes on a whole other meaning . so well tuned that the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be so who knew charles dickens could be so light-hearted so willing to champion the fallibility of the human heart so with an artistry that also smacks of revelation so with such an uneven tone so wrong so you can get your money back so-bad-it so-bad-it's so-bad-they so-called ` comedy ' so-called real movies so-called satire so-five-minutes-ago pop music so-inept so-inept - it's - so-inept - it's - surreal dubbing ( featuring the voices of Glenn Close , Regis Philbin and Breckin Meyer ) so-so , made-for-TV so-so animation so-so animation and an exciting , clever story with a batch of appealing characters so-so entertainment . so-so slapstick soap opera soap opera that Tornatore was right to cut soap opera-ish dialogue soap opera-ish story soap-opera soap-opera emotion soap-opera quality twist soar . soaring out of the theater soaringly soaringly , transparently moving soars soars above the globe in dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm . soars above the material realm soars every bit as high sob-story trappings sober and affecting sober and educational sobering , heart-felt drama sobering and powerful documentary sobering cautionary tale soccer action social and political potential social injustice social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull socially encompassing sociologically pointed sociopath sociopath who's the scariest of sadists sociopath who's the scariest of sadists . sociopaths sock-you-in-the-eye flick sodden melodrama sodden melodrama , soderbergh seems capable only of delivering artfully lighted , earnest inquiries that lack the kind of genuine depth that would make them redeemable soderbergh seems capable only of delivering artfully lighted , earnest inquiries that lack the kind of genuine depth that would make them redeemable . soft , percolating magic soft and stinky soft-core twaddle soft-porn soft-porn 'em powerment softheaded metaphysical claptrap sogginess soggy , cliche-bound epic-horror yarn soggy , shapeless mess soggy , soporific , visually dank soggy Paris soggy Paris , soggy Paris , tongue uncomfortably in cheek soggy leaves soggy performances soggy potboiler solace in events that could easily crush it forever sold-out sold-out concept sole bright spot sole purpose solely as an exercise in gorgeous visuals solemn and horrifying , yet solemn insights solemn pretension solemnly advances a daringly preposterous thesis solid solid ' solid , if somewhat heavy-handed , solid , kinetically-charged solid , kinetically-charged spy flick worthy solid , psychological action film solid , satisfying solid , satisfying fare solid , satisfying fare for adults solid , spooky solid , spooky entertainment solid , very watchable solid acting solid acting and solid acting and a neat premise solid acting can do for a movie solid action pic solid and solid and affecting solid and affecting and solid and affecting and exactly as thought-provoking solid and affecting and exactly as thought-provoking as it should be solid and refined piece solid and subtly solid base solid build-up solid cast solid emotional impact solid execution solid family fun solid female talent solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble solid female talent who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance solid fight choreography solid fight choreography and solid fight choreography and gritty prison authenticity solid film solid filmmaking solid formula solid job solid meat-and-potatoes solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking . solid mixture solid movie solid pedigree solid performance solid performances solid performances and solid performances and eerie atmosphere solid piece solid sci-fi thriller solid storytelling . solid success solid tale solid woman - finding-herself story solidly solidly connect with one demographic while solidly constructed solidly constructed , entertaining thriller solidly entertaining solidly entertaining and moving solidly entertaining and moving family drama solidly seaworthy solidly seaworthy chiller soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr . Drew Barrymore soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former Mr. Drew Barrymore solo solution solutions somber , absurd , somber , absurd , and somber , absurd , and , finally , somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard somber pacing and lack some ( out-of-field ) creative thought some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' some appealing ingredients some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances some awesome action photography some awesome action photography and some awesome action photography and surfing some awful acting some awful acting and some awful acting and lame special effects some bad singer-turned actors some blondes , ( Diggs ) should be probing why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad . some buoyant human moments some charm and heart some charming chemistry some charming chemistry between Kate and Jed some chills and sustained unease some clever bits some clever scripting solutions some clever writing some clever writing and some clever writing and sprightly acting some cocky pseudo-intellectual kid some comic sparks some contrived banter , some contrived banter , cliches and some contrived banter , cliches and some loose ends some corny television some creepy scenes some creepy scenes that evoke childish night terrors , and a praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience some cute moments some cute moments , some cute moments , funny scenes some cute moments , funny scenes , some cute moments , funny scenes , and some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) some cute moments , funny scenes , and hits the target audience ( young Bow Wow fans ) - some cynical creeps some cynical creeps at revolution studios some damn thing . some decent performances some deft Ally McBeal-style fantasy sequences some delightful work some delightful work on indie projects some difficult relationships some doldrums some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could some dramatic scenes that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy some effecting moments some effective moments some entertainment value some entertainment value - some entertainment value - how much depends on how well you like some entertainment value - how much depends on how well you like Chris Rock some episodes that rival vintage Looney Tunes for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time some excellent work some exciting scenes some eyes this will seem like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits . some eyes this will seem like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits . To others some fairly unsettling scenes some fancy special effects some fantastic moments and scenes some fine acting some fine sex onscreen , some fine sex onscreen , and some fine sex onscreen , and some tense arguing some fine sex onscreen , and some tense arguing , some fine sex onscreen , and some tense arguing , but not a whole lot more some first-rate performances some flashy some flashy twists some flawed but rather unexceptional women some flawed but rather unexceptional women , some fleetingly amusing improvisations some fleetingly amusing improvisations by Cedric the Entertainer as Perry's boss some fun some fun in this jumbled mess some futile concoction some futile concoction that was developed hastily after Oedekerk some genuine quirkiness some genuine spontaneity some genuinely funny moments some glimpses of nature and family warmth some good some good , some good , organic some good , organic character some good , organic character work some good , organic character work , some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and some good , organic character work , lots of obvious political insights and little room some good laughs some good material some good material in their story about a retail clerk wanting more out of life some great human truths some great human truths , some great human truths , when , in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile some great insight into the neurotic mindset of all comics -- even those who have reached the absolute top of the game some great one-liners some honest insight some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma some ingenious plot devices some ingenious plot devices and some ingenious plot devices and some some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . some intelligent observations some intelligent observations on the success of Bollywood some interesting real people some interesting results some interesting storytelling devices some intriguing some intriguing ambiguity some intriguing characters some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life some jazzy new revisionist theories about the origins of Nazi politics and aesthetics some jolly country some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war some kid who can't act , only some kid who can't act , only echoes of Jordan some kid who can't act , only echoes of Jordan , some kid who can't act , only echoes of Jordan , and some kid who can't act , only echoes of Jordan , and weirdo actor Crispin Glover screwing things up old school some kind of goofy grandeur some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run some laughs some laughs and some laughs and a smile some laughs in this movie some lavishly built settings some lovely comedic moments some lovely comedic moments and some lovely comedic moments and several fine performances some lovely pictures some major alterations some memorable images ... some modest amusements some mold on the gold some movie star charisma some movies and artfully restrained in others , 65-year-old Jack Nicholson some movies that hit you from the first scene some nice chills some nice chills along the way some nice twists some nice twists but the ending and some of the back-story is a little tired . some of it is honestly affecting some of its repartee is still worth hearing . some of the back-story is a little tired some of the best special effects some of the better drug-related pictures some of the biggest names in Japanese anime , with impressive results some of the camera work is interesting some of the confusions you had while watching it some of the discomfort and embarrassment of being a bumbling American in Europe some of the dramatic conviction that underlies the best of comedies some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh some of the funniest jokes of any movie some of the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with some of the magic we saw in Glitter here in Wisegirls some of the major issues some of the more overtly silly dialogue some of the more overtly silly dialogue would sink Laurence Olivier some of the most poorly staged and lit action in memory some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world some of the stunts are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike some of the stunts are so outlandish that they border on being cartoonlike . some of the top actors working in independent film some of the unsung heroes of 20th century some of the worst dialogue some of the worst film comedies in decades some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care some of the year's best acting some of their best work in their underwritten roles some of this laughable dialogue some of this worn-out , pandering palaver some of this worn-out , pandering palaver is actually funny some of today's hottest and hippest acts from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy some opportunism some other recent efforts in the burgeoning genre of films about black urban professionals some outrageously creative action some outrageously creative action in The Transporter some outrageously creative action in The Transporter ... some phenomenal performances some powerful emotions some powerful people some pretentious eye-rolling moments some pretty cool characters some pretty cool stunts some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . some problems some profound social commentary some quality naptime some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety some real vitality some real vitality and some real vitality and even some real vitality and even art some really heavy back story some robust and scary entertainment some savvy producer some savvy producer saw the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo some savvy street activism some script weaknesses some script weaknesses and some script weaknesses and the casting of the director's brother some serious issues some serious re-working to show more of the dilemma , rather than have his characters stage shouting some serious soul some serious sparkles some serious suspense some solid performances some solid performances and some solid performances and witty dialogue some sort of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok some sort of beacon of hope some soul some special qualities some special qualities and some special qualities and the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance some spice some spunk and promise some staggeringly boring cinema some startling , surrealistic moments some strong performances some strong supporting players some success some success with documentaries some surprises some talented performers some tasty boogaloo beats some tasty grub some terrific setpieces some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . For some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . For proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , retrospectively , his most personal work yet some things are immune to the folly of changing taste and attitude . For proof of that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls , retrospectively , his most personal work yet . some thrilling moments some touching things to say about what is important in life and why some truly excellent sequences some truly unique character studies some truly unique character studies and some truly unique character studies and a cross-section of Americana some truly unique character studies and a cross-section of Americana that Hollywood couldn't possibly fictionalize and be believed some unbelievably hilarious moments some unexpected zigs and some unexpected zigs and zags help some unexpected zigs and zags help . some unnecessary parts some unpaid intern some unpaid intern had just typed ` Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some Univac-like script machine some very funny sequences some very good acting some very good acting , some very good acting , dialogue some very good acting , dialogue , some very good comedic songs some very good comedic songs , some very good comedic songs , strong finish some very welcome wit some visual virtues some visual wit some ways is a rather indulgent piece some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither some weird masterpiece some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end some welcome role models some welcome role models and some welcome role models and optimism some welcome role models and optimism . some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte some wickedly sick and twisted humor some will object to the idea of a Vietnam picture with such a rah-rah , patriotic tone some will try some wonderfully fresh moments some wonderfully fresh moments that smooth the moral stiffness with human kindness and hopefulness some worthwhile themes somebody might devote time to see it somebody unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff , and left behind the crap ( literally ) . somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son somebody was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son somehow it all comes together to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment somehow it hit you where you live somehow makes it all the more compelling . somehow managed to make its way past my crappola radar and find a small place in my heart somehow manages to bring together Kevin Pollak , former wrestler Chyna and Dolly Parton somehow manages to escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks . somehow pulls it off somehow pulls it off . somehow snagged an Oscar nomination somehow under the assumption that its '' dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting someone , stop Eric Schaeffer before he makes another film . someone going through the motions someone made off with your wallet someone other than the director someone other than the director got into the editing room and tried to improve things by making the movie go faster someone understands the need for the bad boy someone who obviously knows nothing about crime someone who surely read The Catcher in the Rye but clearly suffers from dyslexia someone who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story someone you want to see again something's horribly wrong something's just a little off-kilter something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern something I would rather live in denial about something a little more special behind it something a little more special behind it : something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation something aboul '' Full Frontal '' seems , well , contrived something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities something about it that feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner something about watching a squad of psychopathic underdogs whale the tar out of unsuspecting lawmen that reaches across time and distance something any true film addict will want to check out something appears to have been lost in the translation this time something as splendid-looking as this particular film something auspicious , and daring , something awfully deadly something awfully deadly about any movie with a life-affirming message something bigger than yourself something both ugly and mindless something clever something cool something creepy about this movie something creepy and vague something cringe-inducing something cringe-inducing about seeing an American football stadium nuked as pop entertainment something deeply creepy about Never something different something else altogether -- clownish and something else altogether -- clownish and offensive and nothing at all like real life something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . something entertaining something far richer something fascinating something fishy something for everyone something fresh to say something from a Halloween that died something from a bad Clive Barker movie something fun something fundamental missing from this story something goes bump in the night and nobody cares something has been lost in the translation to the screen something hip something hip and transgressive something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel something impressive and yet lacking about everything something in the Martin Scorsese street-realist mode something is rotten in the state of California something lighter and sunnier something likable something likable about the Marquis de Sade something more beautiful than either of those films something more recyclable than significant something more user-friendly something must have been lost in the translation something must have been lost in the translation . something needed to balance out the violence something new something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere something of a public service something of a public service -- something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans something of a stiff something of a stiff -- something of a triumph something of an impostor itself something of considerable power something of the ultimate Scorsese film something on crummy-looking videotape something original something poignant about an artist of 90-plus years taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us something provocative something provocative , something provocative , rich , and strange something purer something quite fresh and delightful something rare something rare and riveting something rare and riveting : something rare and riveting : a wild ride that relies on more than special effects something really good something seems to be missing something serious to say about the ways in which extravagant chance can distort our perspective and throw us off the path of good sense something so gross something special something strangely diverting something terrible happens something that doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine something that is so meditative and lyrical about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics something that is ultimately suspiciously familiar something that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison something that really matters something the true film buff will enjoy something to be ` fully experienced ' something to be fully forgotten something to be said for a studio-produced film that never bothers to hand viewers a suitcase full of easy answers something to be taken seriously something to behold something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) something truly new something vital something vital about the movie something wholly original something with potential something worth something worth seeing something wrong sometime bitter movie about love sometimes a chuckle sometimes all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive sometimes almost senseless sometimes angry sometimes bad sometimes bad choices sometimes beautiful sometimes beautiful adaptation sometimes both sometimes clever , and always interesting sometimes come across like nothing more than a glorified Nike ad sometimes confusing sometimes creepy intimacy sometimes descends into sub-Tarantino cuteness sometimes dry sometimes endearing sometimes exceptional film sometimes falls sometimes felt as though I was in the tiny two seater plane that carried the giant camera around Australia , sweeping and gliding , banking sometimes funny sometimes gross sometimes gross and surprisingly appealing sometimes gross and surprisingly appealing animated film sometimes hilarious ) sometimes illegal sometimes improbable sometimes improbable story sometimes inadequate sometimes inadequate performances sometimes inexpressive sometimes inspiring , sometimes interesting sometimes it's difficult to tell who the other actors in the movie are sometimes just lapses into unhidden British sometimes like to go to the movies to have fun sometimes maddeningly slow sometimes maddeningly slow film sometimes murky sometimes murky , always brooding look sometimes quite funny sometimes side-splittingly sometimes tedious sometimes tedious -- sometimes tedious film sometimes tender , sometimes the dreams of youth should remain just that somewhat backhanded somewhat backhanded compliment to say that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality somewhat clumsy somewhat clumsy and somewhat clumsy and too lethargically paced somewhat crudely constructed but gripping , questing look at a person somewhat cumbersome somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles somewhat defuses this provocative theme by submerging it in a hoary love triangle . somewhat dilutes the pleasure of watching them somewhat disappointing and meandering somewhat flawed , somewhat heavy-handed , somewhat insightful somewhat less somewhat less than it might have been somewhat mannered somewhat melodramatic somewhat predictable somewhat predictable plot somewhat problematic somewhat redeeming somewhat satisfying somewhat shallow and art-conscious somewhat short somewhat tired somewhat tired premise somewhat touched somewhat unfinished somewhat weakened by a miscast leading lady somewhat weakened by a miscast leading lady . somewhat well-acted somewhat well-acted , somewhat well-acted , not badly art-directed somewhere along the way K-19 jettisoned some crucial drama . somewhere between an acute character study and a trite power struggle somewhere between mirthless Todd Solondzian satire and callow student film somewhere between mirthless todd solondzian satire and callow student film somewhere in the story of Matthew Shepard somewhere lies ... footage that might have made No Such Thing a trenchant , ironic cultural satire instead of a frustrating misfire . somnambulant exercise somnolent show song-and-dance-man songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel . sons , loyalty and duty soon becomes a questionable kind of inexcusable dumb innocence soon forgotten soon grows tiresome soon proves preposterous , the acting is robotically italicized , soon-to-be-forgettable soon-to-be-forgettable '' section soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile soothe and break soothing formula sophisticated sophisticated , brash , sardonic , completely joyful sophisticated , brash , sardonic , completely joyful in its execution sophisticated , challenging sophisticated , challenging filmmaking sophisticated , discerning taste sophisticated , funny and good-natured sophisticated , funny and good-natured treat sophisticated and sophisticated and surprising sophisticated and unsentimental treatment sophisticated entertainment sophisticated film sophisticated for the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent sophisticated in the worst way sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters sophisticated performance sophisticated wit sophomore effort sophomore slump sophomoric sophomoric exploration soppy sordid and sordid and disgusting sordid and disgusting . Quelle surprise sordid of human behavior on the screen sordid of human behavior on the screen , sordid to function as comedy sordid universe sorriest sorrow sorrowful and hilarious sorrowful and hilarious tone poem sorrowful lows sorrowfully sorry use of Aaliyah in her one sorry use of Aaliyah in her one and sorry use of Aaliyah in her one and only starring role sort of amazing sort of loved the people onscreen sort of loved the people onscreen , even though I could not stand them . sort out the mess in our heads sort out the mess in our heads and deconstruct where it all went wrong sort the bad guys from the good , which is its essential problem soul adventure soul-killing soul-killing as its title is nearly meaningless soul-searching soul-searching garbage . soul-stirring soul-stirring documentary soul-stripping soul-stripping breakdown soulful soulful , soulful , incisive meditation soulful , scathing and soulful , scathing and joyous soulful and soulful development soulful gravity soulful movie soulful nuances soulless soulless . soulless and ugly movies soulless and ugly movies like this soulless and ugly movies like this are the result . soulless and ugly movies like this are the result . Let your silly childhood nostalgia slumber unmolested . soulless hunk soulless jumble soulless techno-tripe soulless techno-tripe . soullessness sound effects sound great sound great . \ \/ But Daphne , you're too Buff \ \/ Fred thinks he's tough \ \/ And Velma - wow , you've lost weight sound like a mere disease-of - the-week TV movie sound like it was co-written by Mattel executives and lobbyists for the tinsel industry sound so dull sounding sounds , and feels more like an extended , open-ended poem than a traditionally structured story sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny sounds like a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy sounds like a cruel deception carried out by men of marginal intelligence , with reactionary ideas about women and a total lack of empathy . sounds like another clever if pointless excursion into the abyss sounds like horrible poetry sounds like horrible poetry . sounds promising sounds sick and twisted sounds whiny and defensive sounds whiny and defensive , sounds whiny and defensive , as if his life-altering experiences made him bitter and less mature sounds whiny and defensive , as if his life-altering experiences made him bitter and less mature . soupy end result sour sour , bloody and mean sour , nasty sour , nasty offering sour attempt sour cliche sour immortals sour little movie sour taste soured me on The Santa Clause 2 was that Santa bumps up against 21st century reality so hard sourness souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in space adventure spaces spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb spaghetti spaghetti western spanning nearly three decades of bittersweet camaraderie and history , in which we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick spans time and reveals meaning spare , unchecked heartache spare dialogue spare dialogue and spare dialogue and acute expressiveness spare wildlife spark , spark genuine chemistry spark genuine chemistry with Townsend sparked by two actresses in their 50s working at the peak of their powers sparked by two actresses in their 50s working at the peak of their powers . sparking sparking debate and sparking debate and encouraging thought sparkles sparkles in its deft portrait of tinseltown's seasoned veterans of gossip , wealth , paranoia , and celebrityhood sparkles in its deft portrait of tinseltown's seasoned veterans of gossip , wealth , paranoia , and celebrityhood . sparkles with the the wisdom and humor of its subjects . sparkling sparkling beauty sparkling newcomer sparkling retina candy sparkling with ideas sparkling with ideas you wish had been developed with more care sparklingly sparklingly inventive and artful sparklingly inventive and artful , sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and furious sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and furious tale sparse instances spat out spat out from the Tinseltown assembly line spat out from the Tinseltown assembly line . speak fluent flatula speak fluent flatula , ' advises Denlopp after a rather , er , bubbly exchange with an alien deckhand speak for it while it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be speak for it while it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be . speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter speak to the ways in which need , history and presumption tangle speak to the ways in which need , history and presumption tangle , speak to the ways in which need , history and presumption tangle , and speak to the ways in which need , history and presumption tangle , and sometimes speaking , adored by the movie-going public speaking its truths with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass speaks for itself speaks more of the season than the picture speaks of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons speaks volumes speaks volumes , speaks volumes , offering up a hallucinatory dreamscape that frustrates and captivates speaks volumes , offering up a hallucinatory dreamscape that frustrates and captivates . speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever speaks volumes more truth than any ` reality ' show special special anime magic special effect special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences special effects that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest special fishy community special qualities special spark special walk special-effects soul assaults the Mummy pictures special-effects-laden extravaganzas specifically expounded via computer animated Old Testament tale of Jonah and the Whale . Determined to be fun spectacle spectacle and spectacle and pacing spectacular spectacular , spectacular , E . T . spectacular , E . T . is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades spectacular belly flops spectacular completion one spectacular for Potter fans spectacular locales spectacular performance - ahem spectacular piece spectacular scale spectacular sizzle it is spectacular sizzle it is ! spectacular spectacle spectacular whiff spectacularly spectacularly outrageous spectacularly ugly-looking spectacularly ugly-looking broad spectacularly well spectator speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , circumstantial evidence speculative effort speeds up spell cliché spell things out for viewers spell-casting spell-casting beauty spellbinding spellbinding African spellbinding African film spellbinding fun spellbinding fun and spellbinding fun and deliciously exploitative spellbinding fun and deliciously exploitative . spellbinding imagery spellbinding imagery and spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass spellbinding serpent's spend $ 9 on the same stuff you can get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby spend $ 9 on the same stuff you can get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby ? spend 110 claustrophobic minutes spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead spend more time with familiar cartoon characters spend on a ticket spend on a ticket ? spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . spend with these people spend years trying to comprehend it spends 90 minutes trying figure out whether or not some cocky pseudo-intellectual kid has intentionally left college or was killed . spends a bit too much time spends a bit too much time on its fairly ludicrous plot spends the entirety of the film in a coma spends too much time spends too much time wallowing in Bibi's generic angst spends too much time wallowing in Bibi's generic angst ( there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) spends too much time wallowing in Bibi's generic angst ( there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) . spends too much time wallowing in bibi's generic angst spends too much time wallowing in bibi's generic angst ( there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) spent an hour setting a fancy table and then served up Kraft Macaroni and Cheese spent elsewhere spent exploring her process of turning pain into art would have made this a superior movie . spent most of the movie feeling depressed by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters spent screen series spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` spent the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream : `` Got AIDS yet spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch spent watching this waste of time spent watching this waste of time . spews forth unchecked spice spice to keep it interesting spiced spiced with humor ( ' I speak fluent flatula , ' advises Denlopp after a rather , er , bubbly exchange with an alien deckhand ) spiced with the intrigue of academic skullduggery and politics spiced with the intrigue of academic skullduggery and politics . spiced with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially spiced with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially between Morgan and Redgrave spicy spicy footnote spider invasion comic chiller spider web . spied with my little eye ... a mediocre collection of cookie-cutter action scenes spied with my little eye ... a mediocre collection of cookie-cutter action scenes and spielberg's picture is smarter and subtler than ( total recall and blade runner ) , although its plot may prove too convoluted for fun-seeking summer audiences spies spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh spiffy spiffy animated feature spiffy bluescreen technique spiffy bluescreen technique and spiffy bluescreen technique and stylish weaponry spiked by jolts of pop music spiked with raw urban humor spiked with unintentional laughter that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure spikes of sly humor spin hopelessly out spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say spine tingle spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious spinning its wheels spinning styx sting spinoff of last summer's bloated effects spinoff of last summer's bloated effects fest The Mummy Returns spins the multiple stories in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion spirals downward spirals downward , spirals downward , and spirals downward , and thuds to the bottom of the pool with an utterly incompetent conclusion spirals downward , and thuds to the bottom of the pool with an utterly incompetent conclusion . spirit spirit , perception , conviction spirit , purpose spirit , purpose and spirit and sense spirit and talent spirit triumphs spirit-crushing spirit-crushing ennui spirited spirited and touching occasion spirited fashion spirited film spirited performances spiritless , silly and monotonous spiritual spiritual anomie spiritual film taps spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications spiritual film taps into the meaning and consolation in afterlife communications . spiritual inquiry spiritual journey spiritual survival spiritual-uplift spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama spiritually spit spit out spit out the screenplay spite of Good Housekeeping's unsavory characters and WWF mentality spite of clearly evident poverty and hardship spite of it spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude spiteful spiteful idiots spits out spits out Denzel Washington's fine performance in the title role spitting splash splashed with bloody beauty as vivid splashed with bloody beauty as vivid as any Scorsese has ever given us splashed with bloody beauty as vivid as any Scorsese has ever given us . splashy and splashy and entertainingly nasty splatter splatterfests splendid splendid actors splendid entertainment splendid meal splendid performances splendid production splendid production design splendid singing splendid-looking splendid-looking as this particular film splendidly cast pair splendor splendour spliced random moments of a Chris Rock routine spliced random moments of a Chris Rock routine into what is otherwise a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller spliced random moments of a Chris Rock routine into what is otherwise a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller . spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) split up so that it can do even more damage spoil things spoil what could have been an important documentary about stand-up comedy spoiler alert ! ) spontaneity , originality and delight spontaneity in its execution spontaneity in its execution and spontaneous spontaneous creativity spontaneous creativity and spontaneous creativity and authentic co-operative interaction spontaneous intimacy spoof takes itself too seriously spoofs spoofs and celebrates spoofs and celebrates the more outre aspects of ` black culture ' and the dorkier aspects of ` white culture , ' even as it points out how inseparable the two are . spook-a-rama spooks spooky action-packed trash spooky action-packed trash of the highest order spooky and subtly spooky new thriller sporadic bursts of liveliness , some so-so slapstick sporadic bursts of liveliness , some so-so slapstick and a few ear-pleasing songs on its soundtrack sporadic dips sporadically amusing sporadically funny sporting a breezy spontaneity sporting a breezy spontaneity and sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history sports aficionados sports cliche sports extravaganza sports-movie triumph spot spot on spot the culprit early-on spot the culprit early-on in this predictable thriller spot-on spot-on Scottish burr spotlights the underlying caste system in America spotty spotty script spousal abuse spout dialog that consists mostly of platitudes spout hilarious dialogue spout hilarious dialogue about following your dream and ` just letting the mountain tell you what to do sprawling swashbuckler spray cheese and underarm noises spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role spread propaganda spread too thin spreading spreading a Puritanical brand of Christianity spreads them pretty thin sprightly sprightly acting sprightly spin springing sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy sprinkled with a few remarks so geared toward engendering audience sympathy that you might think he was running for office -- or trying to win over a probation officer sprung from such a great one sprung to life spun afresh spun afresh . spunk and promise spunky , original spunky , spirited fashion spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together spy action flick with Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu never comes together . spy film The Sum spy film The Sum of All Fears spy flick worthy spy i spy at a video store near you spy-movie charm spy-savvy siblings squalor squander Jennifer Love Hewitt squander on offal like this squandered squandered the opportunity squandered the opportunity , squandered the opportunity , using it as a prop for warmed-over melodrama and the kind of choreographed mayhem that director John Woo has built his career on squandering a topnotch foursome of actors squanders Chan's uniqueness squanders as much as it gives out squanders as much as it gives out . squanders its beautiful women squanders the charms of stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock . squarely fills the screen squarely fills the screen . squareness that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel squashed squeeze a few laughs squeeze a few laughs out of the material squeeze the action and our emotions squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the Holocaust escape story squeeze too many elements into the film squeezed the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had squint to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching squinting at your watch squirm-inducing fish-out-of-water formula squirming squirming in their seats squirts the screen in ` Warm Water Under a Red Bridge ' stabs staged like '' Rosemary's Baby , '' but is not as well-conceived as either of those films staged like '' Rosemary's Baby , '' but is not as well-conceived as either of those films . staged like `` Rosemary's Baby , '' but is not as well-conceived as either of those films staged like `` Rosemary's Baby , '' but is not as well-conceived as either of those films . staged violence overshadows everything staged violence overshadows everything , staged violence overshadows everything , including most of the actors staged violence overshadows everything , including most of the actors . staged with your green plastic army men were more exciting staged with your green plastic army men were more exciting and staged with your green plastic army men were more exciting and almost certainly made more sense stages his gags stages his gags as assaults on America's knee-jerk moral sanctimony staggered from the theater staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby staggeringly boring staggeringly compelling character staggeringly dreadful romance staggeringly dreadful romance . staggeringly unoriginal terms staggeringly well-produced staggers staggers in terms of story staggers in terms of story . stagnation stagy and stilted staid stake , just a twisty double-cross you can smell a mile away stakes out the emotional heart of Happy stakes out the emotional heart of Happy . stale , kill-by-numbers flick stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline stale and uninspired . stale candy , stale candy , something from a Halloween that died stale copy stale gags stale material stale parody stale plot and pornographic way stale retread stale retread of the '53 original stale the material staleness stalk stalk 'n' stalking stalls stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness stamina and vitality stance is admirable , stand a ghost of a chance stand as intellectual masterpieces stand as intellectual masterpieces next to The Scorpion King stand as intellectual masterpieces next to The Scorpion King . stand in future years as an eloquent memorial stand in future years as an eloquent memorial to the World Trade Center tragedy stand out stand tall stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy stand the test of time stand up and stand up and applaud stand up in the theater stand-up comedy after the wrap of his legendary sitcom stand-up magic stand-up magic wanes . stand-up magic wanes . Hopkins , squarely fills the screen standard standard , stiff TV-style animation standard , stiff TV-style animation and standard , stiff TV-style animation and snazzy-looking digital effects that do little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move standard crime drama standard crime drama fare ... instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull standard formula standard guns versus martial arts cliche with little new added . standard horror flick formula standard issue standard slasher flick standard thriller and drag audience enthusiasm standard thriller and drag audience enthusiasm to crush depth standoffish to everyone else standoffish to everyone else , and smugly suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill standout standout performance standouts stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal stands a good chance of being the big stands a good chance of being the big hit franklin stands as one of the great films about movie love stands as one of the great films about movie love . stands convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time stands for Milder Isn't Better stands for Milder Isn't Better . stands forth as an important chronicle of the abuses of one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes . stands out stands out from the pack stands out from the pack even if the picture itself is somewhat problematic . stands still in more ways that one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable stands still in more ways that one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable . stanzas of breathtaking , awe-inspiring visual poetry staple star Bruce Willis star charisma star chemistry star performance star performances star power star power , star power , a pop-induced score star quality star script star to play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life star-making star-making project star-power potential star-power potential in this remarkable and memorable film star-studded stare and sniffle stare and sniffle , respectively , as Ledger attempts , in vain , to prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design stare and sniffle , respectively , as Ledger attempts , in vain , to prove that movie-star intensity can overcome bad hair design . staring staring at a blank screen staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack stark , straightforward and deadly stark beauty starred in borders on the grotesque starring Piper Perabo in what could be her breakthrough role . starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni stars schticky Chris Rock and stolid Anthony Hopkins , who seem barely in the same movie . start looking good start to drag as soon as the action speeds up start to finish , featuring a fall from grace that still leaves shockwaves start to shine through started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights started out as a taut contest of wills between Bacon and Theron , deteriorates into a protracted and started out as a taut contest of wills between Bacon and Theron , deteriorates into a protracted and borderline silly chase sequence started out as a taut contest of wills between Bacon and Theron , deteriorates into a protracted and borderline silly chase sequence . started with a great premise started with a great premise and then just fell apart starting starting with Spielberg and going right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together starting with a more original story instead of just slapping extreme humor and gross-out gags on top of the same old crap startling and fresh examination startling film startling optimism startling story startlingly startlingly unfunny comedy starts gasping like a beached grouper starts gasping like a beached grouper . starts making water torture seem appealing starts off as a possible Argentine American Beauty reeks like a room stacked with pungent flowers starts off as a possible Argentine American Beauty reeks like a room stacked with pungent flowers . starts off as a potentially incredibly twisting mystery starts off as a satisfying kids flck becomes increasingly implausible as it races through contrived plot points starts off as a satisfying kids flck becomes increasingly implausible as it races through contrived plot points . starts off as a wild hoot and starts off as a wild hoot and then sucks the blood out starts off promisingly but then proceeds to flop starts off so bad starts off so bad that you feel like running out screaming starts off with a 1950's Doris Day feel starts out starts out as competent but unremarkable ... starts out as competent but unremarkable ... and gradually grows into something of considerable power starts out as competent but unremarkable ... and gradually grows into something of considerable power . starts out bizarre starts out bizarre and just starts out bizarre and just keeps getting weirder starts out bizarre and just keeps getting weirder . starts out clever but veers into overkill starts out like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable starts out like a typical Bible killer story starts playing like General Hospital crossed with a Saturday Night Live spoof of Dog Day Afternoon starts playing like General Hospital crossed with a Saturday Night Live spoof of Dog Day Afternoon . starts playing like general hospital crossed with a Saturday night live spoof of dog day afternoon starts promisingly starts slowly , but adrien brody in the title role starts slowly , but adrien brody in the title role helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying starts slowly , but adrien brody in the title role helps make the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying . starts to become good starts to become good . starts to smack of a Hallmark Hall of Fame , with a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television starts to smack of a Hallmark Hall of Fame , with a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television . starts with a legend starts with a legend and ends with a story that is so far-fetched it would be impossible to believe if it weren't true starving and starving and untalented state that Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen stately sense statement and issue worthy statements and dime-store ruminations states at one point in this movie that we '' don't care about the truth static static , stilted static set ups , static set ups , not much camera movement static set ups , not much camera movement , static to the point of resembling a stage play status stay afloat stay afloat for its just under ninety minute running time stay amused at the kaleidoscope of big , colorful characters stay away stay away . stay away . Otherwise , this could be a passable date film stay away . Otherwise , this could be a passable date film . stay in the past : a lesson this film teaches all too well stay in the shadow of its two older , more accessible Qatsi siblings stay in touch with your own skin stay on the light , comic side of the issue , despite the difficulty of doing so when dealing with the destruction of property and , potentially , of life itself stay positive stay with the stage versions stay with the stage versions , however , stay with the stage versions , however , which bite cleaner , and deeper staying friends staying home and watching The X-Files stays afloat stays afloat thanks to its hallucinatory production design stays afloat thanks to its hallucinatory production design . stays close to the ground stays close to the ground in a spare and simple manner stays close to the ground in a spare and simple manner and stays close to the ground in a spare and simple manner and doesn't pummel us with phony imagery or music stays in formula -- which is a waste of De Niro , McDormand and the other good actors in the cast stays in your head and stays in your head and makes you question your own firmly held positions stays in your head and makes you question your own firmly held positions . stays there for the duration stays with you stays with you long after you have left the theatre stays within the confines of a well-established genre . steadfast steadfast , hoity-toity convictions steady , if not very imaginative , steady , if not very imaginative , hand steady pulse steal steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb steal your heart steal your heart away stealing harvard aspires stealing harvard aspires to comedic grand larceny stealing harvard aspires to comedic grand larceny but stealing harvard aspires to comedic grand larceny but stands convicted of nothing stealing harvard aspires to comedic grand larceny but stands convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time stealing harvard aspires to comedic grand larceny but stands convicted of nothing more than petty theft of your time . stealing harvard is a smorgasbord of soliloquies about nothing delivered by the former mr stealing harvard is evidence that the farrelly bros . -- peter and bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career stealing harvard is evidence that the farrelly bros . -- peter and bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career . steals steals so freely from other movies steals so freely from other movies and steals so freely from other movies and combines enough disparate types of films steals the show steals the show without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph steals the show without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . steals the show without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur steals the show without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur . steals wholesale from that 1982's Tootsie , forgetting only to retain a single laugh steals wholesale from that 1982's Tootsie , forgetting only to retain a single laugh . steaming , visceral heaps steamy steeped in an ambiguity that lends its conflicts a symbolic resonance steeped in fairy tales and other childish things steeped in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty steeped in the atmosphere of wartime England steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , steeped themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not steers clear of the sensational and steers clear of the sensational and offers instead an unflinching and objective look at a decidedly perverse pathology steers clear of the sensational and offers instead an unflinching and objective look at a decidedly perverse pathology . stellar stellar cast stellar performance stench step backward step wrong stepped into the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim stereotyped characters stereotypes stereotypes are sprinkled everywhere stereotypes in good fun stereotypes in good fun , stereotypes in good fun , while adding a bit of heart and unsettling subject matter stereotypes in good fun , while adding a bit of heart and unsettling subject matter . stereotypes that gives the ( teen comedy ) stereotypical stereotypical caretakers stereotypical characters stereotypical familial quandaries stereotypical one sterling sterling ensemble cast sterling film sterling performances sterotypes stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer stick to his day job sticker platitudes sticking to the facts sticking with you sticking with you long after it's over sticks , really , except a lingering creepiness one feels from being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams sticks , really , except a lingering creepiness one feels from being dragged through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams . sticks his mug in the window of the couple's BMW and begins haranguing the wife in bad stage dialogue sticks much closer to Hornby's drop-dead confessional tone than the film version of High Fidelity did sticks much closer to Hornby's drop-dead confessional tone than the film version of High Fidelity did . sticks rigidly to the paradigm , sticks rigidly to the paradigm , rarely permitting its characters more than two obvious dimensions and repeatedly placing them in contrived , well-worn situations sticks rigidly to the paradigm , rarely permitting its characters more than two obvious dimensions and repeatedly placing them in contrived , well-worn situations . sticks with its subjects a little longer sticks with its subjects a little longer and tells a deeper story sticky and unsatisfied sticky cocoon stiff stiff , ponderous and charmless stiff TV-style animation stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily directed stiff and schmaltzy and clumsily directed . stiff as a board stiff or just plain bad stiff wind to blow it uphill stiff-upper-lip laboriousness stiffness stifled stifled by the very prevalence of the fast-forward technology that he so stringently takes to task stifles creativity stifles creativity and stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours stifling a yawn or two stifling a yawn or two during the first hour stifling morality tale stiflingly stiflingly unfunny and unoriginal mess stiletto-stomps the life out still , the derivative Nine Queens is lots of fun still , the derivative Nine Queens is lots of fun . still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer still a worthy addition to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation still are the clear-eyed boldness and quiet irony with which actor and director take on life's urgent questions . still can't act a lick . still can't relate to Stuart still can't save itself from being unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable . still charming still comes from Spielberg , who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable still comes off as a touching , transcendent love story . still committed to growth in his ninth decade still consoled by his art , which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival still could have been room for the war scenes still cuts all the way down to broken bone still cuts all the way down to broken bone . still dealing with its fascist past still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another still doesn't quite know how to fill a frame . still doesn't quite know how to fill a frame . Like the Hanks character still eludes Madonna and , playing a charmless witch still emerges as his most vital work since GoodFellas . still feel director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and the fondness he has for his characters still feels counterproductive still feels like a prison stretch still feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach still feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . still feels like it was made by some very stoned college students still feels somewhat unfinished . still fun and enjoyable still fun and enjoyable and still fun and enjoyable and so aggressively silly still has a sense of his audience still has enough moments to keep it entertaining . still has the chops still has the chops and still has the chops and drive to show how its done still have to see this ! still is still kills on auto-pilot still leaves shockwaves still like Moonlight Mile , better judgment be damned . still lingers over every point until the slowest viewer grasps it still love the old stuff still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you still manages at least a decent attempt at meaningful cinema still manages to be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless . still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental still manages to build to a terrifying , if obvious , conclusion still manages to get a few punches in still manages to string together enough charming moments to work . still memorable for some great one-liners still need to function according to some set of believable and comprehensible impulses , no matter how many drugs they do or how much artistic license Avary employs . still oddly likable still offers a great deal of insight into the female condition and the timeless danger of emotions repressed . still photographs and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all still plentiful still positive , still pretty darned good still pretty tasty still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor still rules the epochs still seems endless still seems timely and important still seems timely and important . still serious problem still shines in her quiet blue eyes still show virtually no understanding of it still there , for everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids still to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it still ultimately very satisfying still want my money back still want my money back . still works . still worth a look still wouldn't add up to the time required to boil a four - minute egg . still-contemporary still-inestimable contribution still-raw emotions stillborn stillborn except as a harsh conceptual exercise stilted stilted and unconvincing stimulate stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why stimulates the higher brain functions as well as the libido stimulates the higher brain functions as well as the libido . stimulating stimulating & heart-rate-raising stimulating & heart-rate-raising as any James Bond thriller stimulating and stimulating and demanding stimulating eye and ear candy sting like bees stinging at times , and lots of fun stinging at times , and lots of fun . stink stink bomb . stinks stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you stinky stirred by the powerful work of his co-stars stirring stirring , stirring , funny stirring epilogue stirring experience that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort stirring music stirring road movie . stirring tribute stirring visual sequence stirs the emotions stirs us stirs us as well stirs us as well . stitch stitched together from stock situations and characters stitched together from stock situations and characters from other movies stock clichés stock footage stock persona stock plot stock redneck stock situations and characters stodgy stodgy , soap opera-ish dialogue stoked stoked to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits stolid and earnest stolid remake stolid to be funny stomach so much tongue-in-cheek weirdness stomach-churning stomach-knotting suspense stomach-turning as the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes stomp away in disgust stomps in hobnail boots over Natalie Babbitt's gentle , endearing 1975 children's novel stomps in hobnail boots over Natalie Babbitt's gentle , endearing 1975 children's novel . stoned stoner midnight flick , sci-fi deconstruction stoop so low stooping stooping to base melodrama stooping to gooeyness stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to do it stoops to having characters drop their pants for laughs and not the last time stop Eric Schaeffer before he makes another film stop buying tickets stop buying tickets to these movies stop me stop time stop watching stop-and-start pacing stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed stopped challenging himself stopped keeping time as I slogged my way through Clockstoppers stopped thinking about how good it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights stopped thinking about how good it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights . stopped watching long ago stops being clever and devolves into flashy , vaguely silly overkill stops being clever and devolves into flashy , vaguely silly overkill . stops moving , portraying both the turmoil of the time and giving Conduct a perpetual sense of urgency , which , for a film that takes nearly three hours to unspool , is both funny and irritating . stops short of indulging its characters ' striving solipsism stops shy of overkill stops shy of overkill , stops shy of overkill , though viewers may be more exhausted than the athletes onscreen stops the blood flow to your brain store for unwary viewers stories drowned by all too clever complexity stories require the full emotional involvement stories work story , character and comedy bits story , character and comedy bits are too ragged to ever fit smoothly together story . Killing time story . You've seen them a million times . Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die . story and his juvenile camera movements story and pace story and theme story becomes a hopeless , unsatisfying muddle story flattens story for those intolerant of the more common saccharine genre story is almost an afterthought story to show us why it's compelling story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks '' The Four Feathers '' bare story to suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks `` The Four Feathers '' story which fails to rise above its disgusting source material story which fails to rise above its disgusting source material . story-telling and visual clarity storytellers storytelling , storytelling ability storytelling prowess storytelling skills straight from the Saturday morning cartoons straight from the ages straight into the rough waters of contradiction straight out of a cellular phone commercial straight to a Mystery Science Theater 3000 video straight to video straight-ahead straight-ahead approach straight-ahead thriller straight-shooting family film straight-to-video straight-to-video movie straight-to-video sci-fi rental shelf straightforward straightforward , emotionally honest straightforward , emotionally honest manner straightforward and deadly straightforward and strikingly devious strain strain credibility strained caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch strained caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch and strained caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch and begins to vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends strained caper movies that's hardly any fun to watch and begins to vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends . strained comedy strained humor straining to get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company straining to get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company . straining to produce another smash strainingly cute strainingly cute film strains strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential stranded stranded with nothing more than our lesser appetites strands his superb performers in the same old story strange strange , fleeting brew strange , stark beauty strange and compelling strange and wonderful creatures strange film strangely strangely believable strangely draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss strangely funny strangely hollow at its emotional core strangely impersonal and abstract strangely liberating strangely moved by even the corniest and most hackneyed contrivances strangely schizo cartoon strangely sinister happy ending strangely soulful movie strangely tempting strangely tempting bouquet strangely unsatisfied strangling the life out strategies strays strays past the two and a half mark streamed across its borders street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo street-smart strength strength , warmth and vitality strength and sense strengths and strenuous strenuously unfunny Showtime deserves the hook . stress stress-reducing stretched beyond its limits to fill an almost feature-length film stretched beyond its limits to fill an almost feature-length film . stretched out to 90 minutes stretched out to feature stretched out to feature length stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time stretched to barely feature length stretched to barely feature length , stretched to barely feature length , with a little more attention paid to the animation stretched to the point of evaporation stretches believability to its limits stretches of impact and moments stretches of impact and moments of awe stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . stretching and padding stretching and padding its material stretching and padding its material in a blur of dead ends and distracting camera work strictly A-list players strictly speaking , Schneider is no Steve Martin strike a chord strike a chord with anyone who's ever strike a nerve with anyone who's ever had family trauma strike closest to the truth strike some Westerners as verging on mumbo-jumbo strikes a defiantly retro chord , and outpaces its contemporaries with daring and verve strikes a defiantly retro chord , and outpaces its contemporaries with daring and verve . strikes a potent chemistry strikes a potent chemistry with Molina strikes a rewarding balance between emotion strikes a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale strikes a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale and strikes a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale and action\/effects on the spectacular scale strikes a rewarding balance between emotion on the human scale and action\/effects on the spectacular scale . strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny strikes a very resonant chord strikes hardest strikes hardest ... when it reminds you how pertinent its dynamics remain striking striking , quietly vulnerable personality striking a blow for artistic integrity striking about Jolie's performance striking and striking character traits striking deep chords of sadness striking ending striking new significance striking or fascinating striking out striking skill and depth striking style striking villains strikingly devious string string the bastard string the bastard up string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization to keep the faces straight string together enough charming moments string together enough charming moments to work string-pulling string-pulling rather than legitimate character development strip it of all its excess debris , strip it of all its excess debris , and strip it of all its excess debris , and you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . as it is , it's too long and unfocused strip it of all its excess debris , and you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . as it is , it's too long and unfocused . strip-mined the Monty formula mercilessly since 1997 stripped almost entirely stripped almost entirely of such tools as nudity , profanity and violence stripped almost entirely of such tools as nudity , profanity and violence , labute does manage to make a few points about modern man and his problematic quest for human connection stripped away its inspirations stripped away its inspirations there stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor strips Bible stores of the potential for sanctimoniousness , making them meaningful for both kids and church-wary adults . strives strives to be intimate and socially encompassing but strives to be intimate and socially encompassing but fails to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time strives to be more , but doesn't quite get there . striving striving to anchor itself in new grounds stroke stroked , luridly coloured , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain stroked , luridly coloured , uni-dimensional nonsense machine that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain . strokes the eyeballs strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain strolls strolls through this mess with a smug grin , strolls through this mess with a smug grin , inexplicably wearing a kilt and carrying a bag of golf clubs over one shoulder strolls through this mess with a smug grin , inexplicably wearing a kilt and carrying a bag of golf clubs over one shoulder . strong strong , character-oriented piece strong , credible performances strong , determined strong , determined monarch strong , measured work strong , unified showing strong and strong and confident strong and confident work strong and convincing strong and convincing performances strong and funny strong and funny , strong and funny , for the first 15 minutes strong and unforced strong and unforced supporting cast strong arguments regarding the social status of America's indigenous people strong as always strong case strong cast strong cast and surehanded direction strong directorial stamp strong dramatic and emotional pull strong education strong effort strong emotions strong erotic strong finish strong first act strong first quarter strong impression strong itch to explore more strong message strong narrative strong on personality strong performance strong performances strong piece strong piece of work strong script strong supporting players strong themes strong themes of familial ties strong themes of familial ties and strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama strong voices strong-minded stronger strongest strongest and strongest and most touching movie of recent years strongest film strongest performance strongly strongly mediocre strongly present some profound social commentary strongly reminiscent strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor struck a chord in me struck a responsive chord struck a responsive chord with many South Koreans struck less by its lavish grandeur struck less by its lavish grandeur than by its intimacy and precision struck me as unusually and unimpressively fussy struck me as unusually and unimpressively fussy and struck me as unusually and unimpressively fussy and pretentious struck me as unusually and unimpressively fussy and pretentious . structure and structured and structured and exquisitely structured and well-realized structured less as a documentary and more as a found relic struggle struggle furiously struggle tragically struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them struggled struggled to remain interested , or at least conscious struggles struggles of the working class to life struggles to rebel against his oppressive , right-wing , propriety-obsessed family . struggling struggling nobody struggling to balance conflicting cultural messages struggling to create struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing strung together into one feature-length horror strung-together moments strut his stuff struts about with '' courage '' pinned to its huckster lapel while a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back struts about with `` courage '' pinned to its huckster lapel while a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back . stubbornly refused to gel stuck around for this long stuck in Heaven because He's afraid of His best-known creation ? stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema stuck in an emotionally unavailable rut stuck in an inarticulate screenplay stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories stuck trying to light a fire with soggy leaves stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders stuck with for two hours students that deals with first love sweetly students that deals with first love sweetly but also seriously students that deals with first love sweetly but also seriously . studio hack studio pizazz studiously avoids provoking thought studiously inoffensive study that made up for its rather slow beginning by drawing me into the picture study that made up for its rather slow beginning by drawing me into the picture . stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy stuffed into an otherwise mediocre film stuffiest stuffiest cinema goers stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener stuffs his debut stuffs his debut with more plot than it can comfortably hold stuffy and stuffy and pretentious stultifying stultifyingly obvious stumbles stumbles in search of all the emotions stumbles in search of all the emotions and life experiences stumbles over a late-inning twist that just doesn't make sense stumbles over every cheap trick in the book trying to make the outrage stumbles over every cheap trick in the book trying to make the outrage come even easier . stumblings stunning stunning , Taxi Driver-esque portrayal stunning , dreamlike visuals stunning acting stunning and stunning and overwhelmingly cogent stunning and overwhelmingly cogent case stunning animation stunning as Frida and ... a star-making project stunning film stunning fusion stunning images and effects stunning insight stunning insight that crime doesn't pay stunning lyrical work stunning new young talent stunning piece stunning star stunning star turn stunning technical achievement stunning visuals stunningly stunningly trite stunningly unoriginal stunt-hungry dimwits stunts together and not quite enough characterization stupendous stupendous performances stupid stupid , derivative horror film stupid ? stupid ? '' stupid ? '' Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot stupid Americans stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks stupid and stupid and annoying stupid and maudlin stupid and pointless stupid characters stupid cliches stupid sequel stupid to be satire , too obviously hateful to be classified otherwise stupider stupidest stupidest , most insulting movie stupidities stupidity stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter stupidly stupidly named stupidly named Pipe Dream stupor sturdiest example yet stuttering editing and pompous references stuttering editing and pompous references to Wittgenstein and Kirkegaard stuttering editing and pompous references to wittgenstein and kirkegaard style , structure and rhythms style , structure and rhythms are so integrated with the story style . Entertaining style adventure that plays like a bad soap opera , with passable performances from everyone in the cast style and style and bold colors style and empathy style and ethnicity style and even some depth style and flash style and humor style and mystification style and substance style and wit style apes style massacres erupt throughout style over character and substance style-free styles and genres stylish stylish and stylish and energetic stylish and energetic one-shot stylish and moody stylish but steady stylish but steady , stylish but steady , and stylish but steady , and ultimately very satisfying stylish but steady , and ultimately very satisfying , stylish but steady , and ultimately very satisfying , piece stylish cast stylish cinematography stylish exercise stylish film stylish psychological stylish psychological thriller stylish sizzle stylish surprises stylish thriller . stylish tracking shots stylish weaponry stylishly stylishly directed with verve stylishness stylistic stylistic austerity and forcefulness stylistic tour-de-force stylistically stylists stylized Swedish fillm stylized Swedish fillm about a modern city stylized Swedish fillm about a modern city where all the religious and civic virtues that hold society in place are in tatters stylized Swedish fillm about a modern city where all the religious and civic virtues that hold society in place are in tatters . stylized humor throughout stylized sequences stylized with a touch of John Woo bullet ballet stylized with a touch of John Woo bullet ballet . stylized with lots of flash black stymied by accents thick as mud stymied by accents thick as mud . su suavity sub sub-aquatic mess sub-formulaic sub-formulaic slap sub-par sub-sophomoric subconscious subdues his natural exuberance subject as monstrous subject as monstrous and pathetic as Dahmer subject us to boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other subject you thought would leave you subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances subjected to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes after another subjecting its audience and characters to action that feels not only manufactured , but also so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings subjective subjugate truth sublime sublime music sublimely beautiful sublimely lofty submarine movie submerged here , submerging subplots involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film subscriber subsequently , subservient substance and soul substance-free substandard substandard , run-of-the-mill Hollywood picture substandard fashion substandard performances substantial depth substantial or fresh substantive substantive movie substitutable substitute plot for personality substitute plot for personality . It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events substitute volume and primary colors for humor and bite substituting subtle subtle , and resonant subtle , humorous , illuminating study subtle , poignant picture subtle , supportive but unsentimental look subtle and subtle and mystifying subtle and richly subtle and richly internalized performance subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue subtle and visceral subtle and well-crafted subtle direction subtle humour subtle humour from Bebe Neuwirth subtle ironies subtle ironies and visual devices subtle plot maneuvers subtle strength subtler than Norman Jewison's 1975 ultraviolent futuristic corporate-sports saga . It's also stupider subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph subtlest works subtleties subtlety and acumen subtlety and perception subtlety and warmth subtlety has never been his trademark subtly , the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise subtly , the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise . subtly different subtly kinky bedside vigils and subtly kinky bedside vigils and sensational denouements subtly rendered subversive subversive little indie film subzero subzero version succeed succeed at cheapening it succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids succeed by following a feel-good formula with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids some welcome role models and optimism succeed in alienating most viewers succeed in integrating the characters in the foreground into the extraordinarily rich landscape succeed in its quest to be taken seriously succeed in producing that most frightening of all movies -- a mediocre horror film too bad to be good and too good to be bad succeed in producing that most frightening of all movies -- a mediocre horror film too bad to be good and too good to be bad . succeed in really rattling the viewer succeed merrily succeed merrily at their noble endeavor succeed merrily at their noble endeavor . succeeded succeeded beyond all expectation succeeded by focusing intently on his characters , making them quirky individuals rather than figures of fun succeeded in succeeded only in making me groggy succeeded only in making me groggy . succeeds succeeds . succeeds as a powerful look at a failure of our justice system succeeds as a powerful look at a failure of our justice system . succeeds as a well-made evocation of a subculture succeeds as a well-made evocation of a subculture . succeeds as an emotionally accessible , almost mystical work succeeds as spooky action-packed trash of the highest order succeeds by allowing itself to go crazy succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless succeeds due to its rapid-fire delivery and enough inspired levity that it can't be dismissed as mindless . succeeds in delivering a dramatic slap in the face that's simultaneously painful and refreshing succeeds in delivering a dramatic slap in the face that's simultaneously painful and refreshing . succeeds in diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master to lowly studio hack succeeds in diminishing his stature from Oscar-winning master to lowly studio hack . succeeds in entertaining succeeds in entertaining , succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries succeeds in instilling a wary sense of ` there but for the grace of God succeeds in making neither succeeds in making us believe succeeds in the third of these succeeds mainly succeeds mainly on the shoulders of its actors . succeeds primarily succeeds primarily with her typical blend of unsettling atmospherics succeeds primarily with her typical blend of unsettling atmospherics , succeeds primarily with her typical blend of unsettling atmospherics , delivering a series of abrasive , stylized sequences that burn themselves upon the viewer's memory succeeds primarily with her typical blend of unsettling atmospherics , delivering a series of abrasive , stylized sequences that burn themselves upon the viewer's memory . succeeds through sincerity succeeds through sincerity . succeeds with its dark , delicate treatment of these characters and its unerring respect for them succeeds with its dark , delicate treatment of these characters and its unerring respect for them . success successes successful successful ) successful adaptation successful and successful and accessible successful animated movies successful as a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece successful at faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters successful at faking some pretty cool stunts but a complete failure at trying to create some pretty cool characters . And forget about any attempt at a plot ! successful at lodging itself in the brain successful example successful on other levels successful one successfully successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda successfully maintains suspense on different levels throughout a film that is both gripping and compelling . successfully plays the foil to Willis's world-weary colonel successfully recreates both the physical setting and emotional tensions of the Papin sisters successfully showcases the passions of both the director and novelist Byatt . succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best succumbing to its own bathos succumbing to sentimentality succumbs to being nothing more than a formulaic chase in the dark . succumbs to cliches and pat storytelling succumbs to gravity and plummets succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth . succumbs to joyless special-effects excess succumbs to sensationalism succumbs to the trap of the maudlin or tearful such ` Have-yourself-a-happy-little-Holocaust ' movies such a bad day such a big job such a blip on the year's radar screen such a bore such a buoyant , expressive flow of images such a clever adaptation such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play such a cold movie claim to express warmth such a companionable couple such a dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut such a dazzlingly self-assured directorial debut that it's hard to know what to praise first such a delight such a dependable concept such a dependable concept was botched in execution such a dungpile such a fine job such a fine job of engulfing you in its world and allying you with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought such a flat , plodding picture such a gloriously goofy way such a good design such a good design turns out to be a cheap knockoff such a good job such a good job of it such a graphic treatment of the crimes such a great one such a high-energy such a high-energy movie such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , who cares if the story's a little weak such a horrible movie such a horrible movie could have sprung from such a great one such a lousy way such a lousy way , complete with some of the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments , that it's impossible to care such a mechanical endeavor ( such a mesmerizing one such a minute idea such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images such a perfect medium such a perfect medium for children such a pleasure such a sophisticated and unsentimental treatment on the big screen such a speedy swan such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end such a strong impression such a stultifying such a talented director as Chen Kaige such a terrible beauty such a tragedy such a vibrant , colorful world such a wallop of you-are-there immediacy such a warm and charming package that you'll feel too happy to argue much such a well loved classic such a well-defined sense such a wise \*\*\* . such a worthless film such aching such aching beauty such aching beauty and such aching beauty and truth such affecting grace such affecting grace and such affecting grace and cultural specificity such an achievement such an engrossing story such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many such an excellent job such an excellent job of critiquing itself at every faltering half-step of its development that criticizing feels more like commiserating such an instant camp classic such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue such as pulp fiction and get shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout such as skateboarder Tony Hawk or BMX rider Mat Hoffman , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck '' into a sentence . such as skateboarder Tony Hawk or BMX rider Mat Hoffman , are about a half dozen young Turks angling to see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence . such as sound and cinematography such atmospheric ballast that shrugging off the plot's persnickety problems such blatant and sickening product placement such clarity such confidence such conviction such diverse cultures such enervating determination such exuberance and passion such fresh territory such fury such good humor such high-profile talent such high-profile talent serve such literate material such high-wattage brainpower such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and such high-wattage brainpower coupled with pitch-perfect acting and an exquisite , unfakable sense of cinema such hilarity such insight and celebratory verve such life-embracing spirit such likeable actors such message-mongering moralism such monastic devotion such monastic devotion you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed such noble and lofty ambitions such operatic grandeur such patronising reverence such self-amused trash such sensitivity such silliness as that snake-down-the-throat business such subtlety and warmth such superficial treatment such talent such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project such unrelenting Dickensian decency that it turned me suck suck as an actress suck the audience in suck up sucked sucked . sucked dry the undead action flick formula sucked up all sucker suckers sucking sucking face and literally sucking face sucking on the bong and downing one alcoholic beverage after another sucking you sucking you in ... sucking you in ... and making you sweat sucks sucks , but sucks , but has a funny moment or two sucks , but has a funny moment or two . sucks . sucks . ' sucks the blood sucks the blood out sucks the humanity sucks the humanity from the film sucks the humanity from the film , sucks the humanity from the film , leaving behind an horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle sucks the humanity from the film , leaving behind an horrific but weirdly unemotional spectacle . sucks you sucks you in sucks you in and sucks you in and dares you not to believe it sudden violence suddenly pulls the rug out from under you sudsy sudsy cautionary tale . suffer ' suffer from the chosen format suffer the same fate suffered suffered and bled suffered by an entire people suffered most suffered through the horrible pains of a death suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer suffering suffering Afghan refugees suffering Afghan refugees on the news suffering and suffering and triumphs suffering from a severe case of Hollywood-itis suffers a severe case of oversimplification , superficiality and silliness suffers a severe case of oversimplification , superficiality and silliness . suffers because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length suffers because it doesn't have enough vices to merit its 103-minute length . suffers because of its many excesses suffers from a bad case of arrested development suffers from a bad case of arrested development . suffers from a lack of humor ( something needed to balance out the violence ) suffers from a lack of humor ( something needed to balance out the violence ) ... suffers from a laconic pace and a lack of traditional action suffers from a laconic pace and a lack of traditional action . suffers from a paunchy midsection , several plodding action sequences and a wickedly undramatic central theme suffers from a paunchy midsection , several plodding action sequences and a wickedly undramatic central theme . suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing . suffers from a simplistic narrative and a pat , fairy-tale conclusion suffers from its own difficulties suffers from the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story suffers from the awkwardness that results from adhering to the messiness of true stories suffers from the awkwardness that results from adhering to the messiness of true stories . suffers from too much Norma Rae and not enough Pretty Woman suffers from two fatal ailments -- a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected suffers from two fatal ailments -- a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected . suffers through this film suffices sufficient sufficient heft to justify its two-hour running time sufficiently sufficiently developed to support a film constructed around him suffocate suffocate the illumination created by the two daughters suffocated suffocated at conception suffocated at conception by its munchausen-by-proxy mum suffocated at conception by its munchausen-by-proxy mum . suffocated at conception by its munchausen-by-proxy mum . punish the vehicle to adore the star suffocated at conception by its munchausen-by-proxy mum . punish the vehicle to adore the star . suffocating suffocating and sometimes almost senseless suffocating rape-payback horror suffocation suffused suffused with complexity sugar-coated Rocky sugary sentiment and withholds delivery sugary sentiment and withholds delivery on the pell-mell suggest possibilities which imbue the theme with added depth and resonance suggest that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener suggests a director fighting against the urge to sensationalize his material . suggests a superior moral tone is more important than filmmaking skill suggests nothing suggests nothing less than a new voice that deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors suggests nothing less than a new voice that deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors . suggests that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over suggests the overtime someone put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept suggests the wide-ranging effects of media manipulation , from the kind of reporting that is done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks suicidal suicide suicide attempts and tragic deaths suicide attempts and tragic deaths . suicide attempts and tragic deaths . Marisa Tomei is good suicide race suit the sensibilities of a young American , a decision that plucks '' The Four Feathers '' bare suitable suitable entry suitable for all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh suitable summer entertainment suitable summer entertainment that offers escapism without requiring a great deal of thought suitably anonymous chiller suitably elegant suitably kooky which should appeal to women suitably kooky which should appeal to women and suitably kooky which should appeal to women and they strip down often enough to keep men alert , if not amused suited suited for the history or biography channel suited neither suited neither to kids or adults suited to a night in the living room than a night at the movies suited to a quiet evening on PBS suited to a quiet evening on PBS than a night out at an AMC suited to a quiet evening on PBS than a night out at an AMC . suited to capture these musicians in full regalia suits the script suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man sulky sulky teen drama sulky teen drama and sultry summer audience summer blockbuster summer blockbusters summer entertainment summer fluff summer fun to watch Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters summer screen escapism summer season summer-camp talent show summery summons more spirit and bite than your average formulaic romantic quadrangle sumptuous sumptuous ocean visuals sumptuous ocean visuals and sumptuous ocean visuals and the cinematic stylings of director John Stockwell sumptuous stream sumptuous work sums up the sad state of his recent career sums up the sad state of his recent career . sun-drenched masterpiece sun-splashed whites sunk by all the sanctimony sunk by the film's primitive approach to the mechanics of comedy sunny disposition super super - super - violent , super - violent , super-serious super - violent , super-serious and super-stupid super heroes super-cool super-cool , super-cool , and super-cool , and definitely super-cool , and definitely not in a hurry super-dooper-adorability super-dooper-adorability intact super-simple animation super-sized infomercial super-stupid super-wealthy megalomaniac bent on world domination and destruction superb superb actors superb performance superb performances superb performances throughout superb performers superbly superbly acted by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling superbly acted offbeat thriller superbly controlled , passionate adaptation of Graham Greene's 1955 novel . superbly paced supercharged superficial . superficial and superficial and trend-hoppy superficial and unrealized superficial characters superficial humour superficial in its approach to the material superficial in its approach to the material . superficial midlife crisis superficial snapshot superficial treatment superficiality superficiality and superficiality and silliness superficially loose superficially loose , larky documentary superficially understands his characters superficially written superficially written characters ramble superfluous Notting Hill superfluous sequel superhero superior superior '' superior cast superior crime movie superior horror flick superior moral tone superior movie superior plotline superior to its predecessor superior to its predecessor . A movie superior to its predecessor . A movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla sized soda superlative superlative performances supermarket tabloids supernatural snore-fest supernatural thriller superstar superstitious curse supplied supplies with tremendous skill supply enough complications , close calls and double-crosses to satisfy us supply too much of the energy in a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter support of a viewer . support the premise other than fling gags at it support the premise other than fling gags at it to see which ones shtick supporting supportive supportive but unsentimental look suppose it's lovely that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life supposed injustices supposed to be a comedy supposed to be a humorous , all-too-human look at how hope can breed a certain kind of madness -- and strength supposed to be a romantic comedy supposed to feel funny and light supposedly evenhanded presentation supposedly funny supposedly funny movie supremely supremely good supremely good natured supremely hopeful supremely hopeful cautionary tale supremely kittenish supremely unfunny and unentertaining sure hand sure if you're a Hartley fan , you might enjoy yourself sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed sure is funny sure is getting old sure is getting old . sure is pathetic sure mainstream audiences will be baffled sure the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point sure the filmmakers found this a remarkable and novel concept sure there's a teenage boy out there somewhere who's dying for this kind of entertainment sure to be entertained sure to find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests sure to give you a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy sure to make a clear point -- even if it seeks to rely on an ambiguous presentation sure to please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium sure to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll sure to ultimately disappoint the action sure to ultimately disappoint the action fans sure to ultimately disappoint the action fans who will be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act sure to win viewers ' hearts sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . sure which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening sure which is worse sure which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen sure which will take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche surefire , beloved genres surefire casting surefire casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders surehanded surehanded direction surely have called this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn surely it doesn't have to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks surely no classic , like the novel upon which it is based surely read The Catcher in the Rye but clearly suffers from dyslexia surely would have resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue surfing between the Discovery Channel and a late-night made-for-cable action movie surgeon mends surpassed surpassed himself surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie surpassed himself with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie surprise family surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte surprise to see a world-class filmmaker like Zhang Yimou behind the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential surprise us surprise us with plot twists surprise you surprised surprised at how much we care about the story surprised at how quickly it faded from my memory surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work surprised me surprised me how much pleasure I had watching McGrath's version surprised me how much pleasure I had watching McGrath's version . surprises surprises about Wisegirls is its low-key quality and genuine tenderness . surprises or delights surprises you surprises you with unexpected comedy surprising , subtle surprising , subtle turn surprising ? When the violence actually shocked ? surprising about Full Frontal surprising depth surprising depth in its look surprising discovery surprising emotional depth surprising flair surprising highs surprising highs , surprising highs , sorrowful lows and surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving surprising in how much they engage and even touch us surprising less moldy and trite than the last two surprising new life surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters surprising new life into the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters . ' surprising poignance surprising romance surprising us surprising us by trying something new surprising winner surprisingly surprisingly ` solid ' surprisingly ` solid ' achievement surprisingly affecting surprisingly anemic disappointment surprisingly appealing surprisingly bland surprisingly brilliant surprisingly buoyant surprisingly charming surprisingly charming and surprisingly charming and even witty surprisingly charming and even witty match surprisingly cinematic experience surprisingly decent surprisingly decent flick surprisingly deep surprisingly effective surprisingly effective Peter\/Spider-Man surprisingly engaging film surprisingly engrossing surprisingly enjoyable surprisingly entertaining surprisingly faithful surprisingly flat surprisingly funny surprisingly funny movie surprisingly gentle surprisingly idealistic surprisingly inoffensive surprisingly juvenile surprisingly refreshing surprisingly romantic surprisingly sensitive surprisingly sensitive script co-written surprisingly serviceable surprisingly shoddy surprisingly shoddy makeup work surprisingly short of both adventure and song surprisingly similar surprisingly sincere surprisingly sweet and gentle surprisingly sweet and gentle comedy surprisingly touching surprisingly uninvolving surprisingly well surreal Gilliam-esque film surreal ache of mortal awareness surreal ache of mortal awareness emerges a radiant character portrait . surreal as a dream surreal as a dream and surreal as a dream and as detailed as a photograph surreal dubbing ( featuring the voices of Glenn Close , Regis Philbin and Breckin Meyer ) surreal enough to be diverting surrealist surrealist flourishes surrealistic surrender $ 9 surrounded by 86 minutes of overly-familiar and poorly-constructed comedy surrounded by 86 minutes of overly-familiar and poorly-constructed comedy . surrounded by open windows surrounding an unremarkable soft center surrounding himself with untalented people surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot surrounding us surrounding us with hyper-artificiality surrounds herself with a company of strictly A-list players surrounds him with interesting characters surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling surrounds himself with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters surveyed high school students ... and came back with the astonishing revelation that '' they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' surveyed high school students ... and came back with the astonishing revelation that `` they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' surveys the landscape and assesses the issues with a clear passion for sociology . survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller survive a screening with little harm done survive a screening with little harm done , survive a screening with little harm done , except maybe for the last 15 minutes , which are as maudlin as any after-school special you can imagine survive its tonal transformation from dark comedy to suspense thriller survives intact in BV's re-voiced version . surviving footage of Burstein and his family performing , historical archives , surviving footage of Burstein and his family performing , historical archives , and telling stills surviving footage of Burstein and his family performing , historical archives , and telling stills . surviving invaders seeking an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie susceptible to blue hilarity , susceptible to blue hilarity , step right up suspect it might deliver again and again suspect that there are more interesting ways of dealing with the subject suspect that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it suspect that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . suspect that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles suspect that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles . suspecting that it was improvised on a day-to-day basis during production suspects that Craven endorses They simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison suspend their disbelief only so far suspense , suspense , intriguing characters suspense , intriguing characters and suspense , intriguing characters and bizarre bank robberies suspense , intriguing characters and bizarre bank robberies , suspense , intriguing characters and bizarre bank robberies , plus a heavy dose of father-and-son dynamics suspense , surprise suspense , surprise and suspense , surprise and consistent emotional conviction suspense on different levels suspense or believable tension suspense story deals suspenseful suspenseful Argentinian thriller suspenseful and ultimately unpredictable suspenseful cliché suspenseful enough suspenseful enough for older kids but suspenseful enough for older kids but not suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary suspenseful horror movie suspenseful spin suspension of disbelief suspiciously suspiciously familiar suspiciously smooth sustain a good simmer for most of its running time sustain a reasonable degree of suspense sustain a reasonable degree of suspense on its own sustain an enjoyable level of ridiculousness sustain interest sustain interest for the full 90 minutes , especially with the weak payoff sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably sustain interest to the end sustain its initial promise with a jarring , new-agey tone creeping into the second half sustain laughs sustain the buoyant energy level of the film's city beginnings sustain the buoyant energy level of the film's city beginnings into its country conclusion ' sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue sustained fest of self-congratulation between actor and director that leaves scant place for the viewer sustained fest of self-congratulation between actor and director that leaves scant place for the viewer . sustained intelligence from Stanford sustains sustains Off the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer sustains a higher plateau sustains a higher plateau with Bullock's memorable first interrogation of Gosling sustains interest sustains interest during the long build-up of expository material sustains interest during the long build-up of expository material . sustains it sustains it beautifully sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects , sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects , not the least of which sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects , not the least of which is rebecca romijn-stamos sustains its dreamlike glide through a succession of cheesy coincidences and voluptuous cheap effects , not the least of which is rebecca romijn-stamos . sustains the level of exaggerated , stylized humor throughout by taking your expectations and twisting them just a bit sustains the level of exaggerated , stylized humor throughout by taking your expectations and twisting them just a bit . sustains throughout sustains throughout is daring , inventive and impressive sustains throughout is daring , inventive and impressive . swaggering swaggering camaraderie swaggering machismo and over-the-top swaggers through his scenes swallow its absurdities and crudities swallow than Julie Taymor's preposterous Titus swallow thanks to remarkable performances swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros swallowing a Communion wafer without the wine swamped by heavy-handed melodrama swap one mundane story swap one mundane story after another swashbuckler swashbuckling swashbuckling classic swashbuckling tale sway , where all relationships are simultaneously broadly metaphorical , oddly abstract , and excruciatingly literal swaying back and forth as it cradles its characters , veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements swear that you've seen it all before , even if you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard sweating , mopping his face and generally displaying the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place sweaty-palmed fun sweep U . S . viewers sweeping sweeping , sweeping , dramatic sweeping , dramatic , sweeping , dramatic , Hollywood moments sweeping and gliding sweeping battle scenes sweet sweet , sweet , and intermittently hilarious sweet , charming sweet , charming tale sweet , even delectable sweet , even delectable diversion sweet , funny sweet , funny , sweet , funny , charming sweet , funny , charming , sweet , funny , charming , and sweet , funny , charming , and completely delightful sweet , genuine sweet , genuine chemistry sweet , harmless sweet , harmless , sweet , harmless , dumb , occasionally funny and sweet , honest , and enjoyable comedy-drama sweet , laugh-a-minute crowd pleaser sweet , melancholy spell sweet , tender sermon sweet . sweet . It's funny . It wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt sweet Cinderella story sweet and sweet and believable sweet and charming sweet and charming way sweet and enjoyable sweet and enjoyable fantasy sweet and fluffy sweet and gentle sweet and modest sweet and playful sweet and romantic sweet and sexy sweet and sexy film sweet and wickedly satisfying sweet and wickedly satisfying at the same time sweet as Greenfingers sweet enough sweet film sweet home sweet home alabama sweet home alabama isn't going to win any academy awards sweet home alabama isn't going to win any academy awards , sweet home alabama isn't going to win any academy awards , but this date-night diversion will definitely win some hearts . sweet romance sweet sentimentality sweet smile sweet spirit sweet spot sweet time building sweet treasure and something sweet without the decay sweet without the decay factor sweet-and-sour insider movie that film buffs will eat up like so much gelati sweet-and-sour performance sweet-natured sweet-natured reconsideration sweet-tempered sweet-tempered comedy sweetest sweetest movie sweetheart sweetly adventurous sweetly conspiratorial sweetness sweetness , clarity and emotional sweetness , clarity and emotional openness sweetness and sweetness and vulnerability sweetness with coarseness swept away swept away '' is the one hour and thirty-three minutes swept away by the sheer beauty of his images swept up in Invincible swill swill . swimfan does catch on swims away with the Sleeper Movie of the Summer award swims away with the sleeper movie of the summer award swims in mediocrity swims in mediocrity , swims in mediocrity , sticking its head up for a breath of fresh air now and then swims in mediocrity , sticking its head up for a breath of fresh air now and then . swinging London in the time of the mods and the rockers swinging from the trees hooting it's praises swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look swings and jostles swings and jostles to the rhythms of life swings annoyingly swings annoyingly between vertigo and opacity swings annoyingly between vertigo and opacity . swings between false sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy swings between false sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy and swings between false sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy and , along the way , expects the audience to invest in the central relationship as some kind of marriage of true minds swings between false sentiment and unfunny madcap comedy and , along the way , expects the audience to invest in the central relationship as some kind of marriage of true minds . swipe 90 minutes of your time swirling switch to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s swooning elegance swooning melodrama swoony swoony lyricism and violent swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe swoony lyricism and violent catastrophe ... the most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic romantic comedy in cinema history swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama swooping down on a string of exotic locales swooping down on a string of exotic locales , swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm sword-and-sorcery sword-and-sorcery plot swung me around symbiotic symbiotic relationship symbolic symbolic characters symbolic examination symbolic graphic design symbolic resonance symmetry sympathetic characters sympathetic without being gullible sympathetically sympathizing sympathizing with terrorist motivations sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the '' other side of the story sympathy , hypocrisy and love sympathy and intelligence sympathy really belongs with any viewer forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions syncopated style systematically destroy everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage t's certainly laudable that the movie deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context t . just as i hoped i would tabloid tabloid journalism taboo taboo subject matter tackled a meaty subject tackled a meaty subject and tackled a meaty subject and drawn engaging characters while peppering the pages with memorable zingers tackles a subject that's potentially moving tackles any number of fascinating issues tackles his themes and tackles his themes and explores his characters ' crises with seriousness and compassion tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer , tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer , and tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer , and is never less than engaging tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer , and is never less than engaging . tackles more than she can handle tackles more than she can handle . tackles the topic of relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end tackling a low-budget movie in which inexperienced children play the two main characters tackling a low-budget movie in which inexperienced children play the two main characters might not be the best way to cut your teeth in the film industry tackling serious themes tackling what seems like done-to-death material tacks on three or four more endings tacky and tacky and reprehensible tacky nonsense tactfully tactic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas tadpole is emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films tadpole is emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films : tadpole is emblematic of the witless ageism afflicting films : young is cool , and too young is too cool tailor-made tailor-made for those who when they were in high school would choose the Cliff-Notes over reading a full-length classic tailored an epic tale tailored an epic tale into a lean , economical movie tainted tainted by cliches , painful improbability and murky points take ( its ) earnest errors and hard-won rewards over the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time take 3 hours to get through take a complete moron take a complete moron to foul up a screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's classic satire take a look take a nap take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead take a rocket scientist to figure out that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that take a vicarious voyage take an 85-minute brush-up course with the documentary Derrida take an 85-minute brush-up course with the documentary Derrida . take an entirely stale concept and take an entirely stale concept and push it through the audience's meat grinder one more time take as long as you've paid a matinee price take as many drugs as the film's characters take before indigestion sets take before indigestion sets in take centre screen take centre screen , so that the human story is pushed to one side take credit for most of the movie's success take for granted in most films are mishandled here . take heart take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad take huge risks to ponder the whole notion of passion take it take it seriously take its sweet time to get wherever it's going take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche take me back to a time take me back to a time before I saw this movie take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it take more than a man in a Bullwinkle costume take movies by storm take notice take on a great writer and dubious human being take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film take on a theme that will resonate with singles of many ages take on a theme that will resonate with singles of many ages . take on change , risk and romance take on courtroom movies , a few nifty twists that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis take on courtroom movies , a few nifty twists that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis . take on loss and loneliness take on loss and loneliness . take on the soullessness of work take on the upscale lifestyle take place indoors in formal settings with motionless characters take place indoors in formal settings with motionless characters . take pleasure take the grandkids or the grandparents take the movie to a higher level take the movie to a higher level . take the viewer inside the wave take the warning literally take the warning literally , and log on to something more user-friendly take their relationships into deeper waters take these great leaps of faith take this film at face value take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story take turns hurting each other take us by surprise ... take us on his sentimental journey of the heart take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn take us to that elusive , lovely place take us to that elusive , lovely place where we suspend our disbelief take what was otherwise a fascinating , riveting story and send it down the path of the mundane take what was otherwise a fascinating , riveting story and send it down the path of the mundane . take you down a familiar road with a few twists take you places you haven't been , and also places you have take you to outer space take your pick . All three descriptions suit Evelyn , a besotted and obvious drama that tells us nothing new . taken taken as a stylish and energetic one-shot taken as a stylish and energetic one-shot , The Queen of the Damned taken as a stylish and energetic one-shot , The Queen of the Damned can not be said to suck taken as a stylish and energetic one-shot , The Queen of the Damned can not be said to suck . taken away your car , your work-hours taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double taken his trademark style and refined it to a crystalline point taken it a step further , richer and deeper taken one of the world's most fascinating stories and taken one of the world's most fascinating stories and made it dull , lifeless , and irritating taken promising material for a black comedy taken quite a nosedive from Alfred Hitchcock's imaginative flight taken quite a nosedive from Alfred Hitchcock's imaginative flight to Shyamalan's self-important summer fluff taken seriously taken the protagonists a full hour taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head taken this mothball-y stuff and takeoff just never happens takes Kurys ' career takes Kurys ' career to a whole new level takes Kurys ' career to a whole new level . takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while takes a backseat in his own film to special effects takes a bit too long takes a bit too long to find its rhythm takes a certain kind of horror movie to qualify as ` worse than expected takes a classic story takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors and takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors and uses a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch takes a classic story , casts attractive and talented actors and uses a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch . takes a clunky tv-movie approach to detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker takes a great film and turns it into a mundane soap opera takes a hat-in-hand approach takes a hat-in-hand approach to Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours takes a hat-in-hand approach to Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours . takes a long time to get to its gasp-inducing ending takes a long time to reach its destination takes a look at 5 alternative housing options takes a potentially trite and overused concept ( aliens come to Earth ) and takes a potentially trite and overused concept ( aliens come to Earth ) and infuses it into a rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy tale of hidden invasion takes a potentially trite and overused concept ( aliens come to Earth ) and infuses it into a rustic , realistic , and altogether creepy tale of hidden invasion . takes a really long , slow and dreary time takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . takes a really long , slow and dreary time to dope out what TUCK EVERLASTING is about . So here it is takes a slightly anarchic approach that works only sporadically takes a slightly dark look at relationships , takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth takes a strange kind of laziness to waste the talents of Robert Forster , Anne Meara , Eugene Levy , and Reginald VelJohnson all in the same movie takes a strange kind of laziness to waste the talents of Robert Forster , Anne Meara , Eugene Levy , and Reginald VelJohnson all in the same movie . takes a sudden turn and devolves takes a surprising , subtle turn at the midway point takes a surprising , subtle turn at the midway point . takes a tongue-in-cheek attitude takes a tongue-in-cheek attitude even as it pushes the Croc Hunter agenda . takes a very open-minded approach takes a very open-minded approach to this sensitive material takes a very open-minded approach to this sensitive material , takes a very open-minded approach to this sensitive material , showing impressive control , both visually and in the writing takes a very open-minded approach to this sensitive material , showing impressive control , both visually and in the writing . takes a walking-dead , cop-flick subgenre and beats new life into it takes a walking-dead , cop-flick subgenre and beats new life into it . takes advantage of the fact takes an abrupt turn into glucose sentimentality and laughable contrivance takes an admirable look takes an admirable look at the hypocrisy of political correctness takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women takes big bloody chomps takes big bloody chomps out takes big bloody chomps out of it takes care takes care with the characters , who are so believable that you feel what they feel takes care with the characters , who are so believable that you feel what they feel . takes chances that are bold by studio standards takes every potential laugh takes every potential laugh and takes every potential laugh and stiletto-stomps the life out of it takes every potential laugh and stiletto-stomps the life out of it . takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience takes form takes full , chilling advantage of its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints takes great pleasure takes great pleasure in watching the resourceful Molly stay a step ahead of her pursuers takes great pleasure in watching the resourceful Molly stay a step ahead of her pursuers . takes hold takes hold . takes hold and grips takes hold and grips hard takes hold and grips hard . takes its central idea way too seriously takes its doe-eyed Crudup out of pre-9 \ \/ 11 New York and onto a cross-country road trip of the Homeric kind . takes its sweet time building to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time takes its techniques into such fresh territory takes its techniques into such fresh territory that the film never feels derivative takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity takes its time to tell its story , casts mostly little-known performers in key roles , and introduces some intriguing ambiguity . takes its title all too literally takes its title all too literally . takes itself all too seriously takes itself too seriously takes nearly three hours to unspool takes no apparent joy takes no apparent joy in making movies takes off in totally unexpected directions takes off in totally unexpected directions and takes on Nickleby with all the halfhearted zeal of an 8th grade boy delving takes on Nickleby with all the halfhearted zeal of an 8th grade boy delving into required reading takes on a whole other meaning takes on a whole other meaning . takes place in Morton's ever-watchful gaze takes place in Pasadena , '' a city where people still read . takes place in Pasadena , '' a city where people still read . '' takes place in Pasadena , `` a city where people still read takes place in a fantasy world where people in hotel hallways recite poetry in voice-over instead of speaking to each other takes some rather unexpected ( even , at times , preposterous ) turns takes such a speedy swan dive takes such a speedy swan dive from takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' takes talent to make a lifeless movie about the most heinous man who ever lived takes talent to make a lifeless movie about the most heinous man who ever lived . takes the beauty of baseball and melds it takes the most unexpected material takes this never-ending confusion and hatred takes this never-ending confusion and hatred , puts a human face on it takes this never-ending confusion and hatred , puts a human face on it , evokes shame among all who are party to it and takes this never-ending confusion and hatred , puts a human face on it , evokes shame among all who are party to it and even promotes understanding . takes to describe how bad it is takes too long takes too long figuring out what to do next takes too long figuring out what to do next . takes too long getting to the good stuff takes too long to shake takes up drugs and winds up in an institution takes us on a bumpy but satisfying journey of the heart takes us on a bumpy but satisfying journey of the heart . takes us on a roller-coaster ride from innocence takes us on a roller-coaster ride from innocence to experience without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality takes us on a roller-coaster ride from innocence to experience without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality . takes us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals takes way too many years takes way too many years to resolve to be a total winner takes what worked last time , repeats it and adds more characters , more stunts , more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness takes what worked last time , repeats it and adds more characters , more stunts , more stuff in attempt to camouflage its sameness . takes within its warm takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg takes you inside the rhythms of its subject takes you somewhere takes your breath takes your breath away taking Entertainment Tonight subject matter and giving it humor and poignancy taking a child younger taking a child younger than middle school age to this wallow in crude humor taking a fresh approach taking a fresh approach to familiar material taking a hands-off approach when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling taking a risk taking a risk if you choose to see it taking angry potshots at George W . Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al . taking angry potshots at George W. Bush , Henry Kissinger , Larry King , et al. taking another bummer of a wrong turn taking its message seriously taking place taking the Shakespeare parallels quite far enough taking the easy Hollywood road taking the effort to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us taking them taking them to surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving taking up the current teen movie concern with bodily functions taking us through a film that is part biography , part entertainment and part history taking your expectations and twisting them just a bit tale of courage -- and complicity -- at Auschwitz tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory tale whose thought-provoking potential tale whose thought-provoking potential is hampered by a made-for-TV look , rigid performances and an asinine ` twist ' that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense tale will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , '' The Sting . '' tale will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , `` The Sting . '' talent talent and wit talent and wit to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires talent lies in an evocative , accurate observation of a distinctive milieu talented talented , charismatic and tragically talented and talented and clever talented and clever Robert Rodriguez talented and notorious subject talented and terribly charismatic , qualities essential to both movie stars and social anarchists talented cast talented director talented director as Chen Kaige talented enough and talented enough and charismatic enough to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate talented friends talented head talented people talented performers talented thesps talented writer\/director Anderson talented young Gaghan's resume talented young Gaghan's resume . talento talents tales spun afresh . talk about for hours talk down to them talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta talked all the way through it talking a talk that appeals to me talking heads and technical gibberish that will do little to advance the Linux cause talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of talks about canning his stockbroker and repairing his pool talky films tame tame that even slightly wised-up kids would quickly change the channel tangy tangy new tangy new humor tank tanks tanks . tantalizes tantalizes by offering a peep show into the lives of the era's creme de la celluloid tantalizes by offering a peep show into the lives of the era's creme de la celluloid . tantalizing tantamount to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds tapped something in himself as an actor that provides Frailty with its dark soul tapping into our reality tv obsession , and even tardier taps into genuine artistic befuddlement , and at the same time taps into genuine artistic befuddlement , and at the same time presents a scathing indictment of what drives Hollywood . taps into some powerful emotions taps into the primal fears of young people trying to cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults tardier target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school target practice targeted to the tiniest segment of an already obscure demographic targeted to the tiniest segment of an already obscure demographic . tart tart , sugar-free wit tarted up with Latin flava and tarted up with Latin flava and turned out by Hollywood playas . tartly taste for '' shock humor '' will wear thin on all taste for `` shock humor '' will wear thin on all tasteful tasteful , intelligent manner tasteful little revision works tasteful to look at tasteless and tastelessness tastelessness a bad rap tastelessness a bad rap . tastelessness and tastelessness and gall tasty tasty and tasty and sweet tasty balance tasty morsels tasty performance tasty slice tattered tattered and ugly past taut psychological thriller tawdry tawdry B-movie flamboyance tawdry B-movie flamboyance and grandiose spiritual anomie tawdry B-movie scum tawdry soap opera antics tawdry trash taxes with your ex-wife taxing taxing every drop of one's patience to get to the good stuff taylor appears to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights and had nothing left over for jokes taylor appears to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights and had nothing left over for jokes . teacher teaches all teaches all too well teaches good ethics teaches good ethics while entertaining with its unconventionally wacky but loving family team team for the all-too - inevitable American remake teaming teamwork teamwork cliches tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls tear their eyes away tear their eyes away from the screen tear your eyes tear your eyes away tear your eyes away from the images tear-drenched tear-drenched quicksand tear-jerking tear-stained tearing ` orphans tearing ` orphans ' from their mothers tearing into a landmark role tears tears welled up in my eyes both times teary-eyed original teasing technical , logistical feat technical accomplishments technical achievement technical flaws technical flaws to get in the way technical gibberish technical gibberish that will do little to advance the Linux cause technical proficiency technical prowess technical skill and rare depth technical triumph technical virtuosity technically technically proficient technically proficient and technically proficient and without the pop-up comments technically sophisticated in the worst way technically sumptuous technically sumptuous but technically sumptuous but also technically sumptuous but also almost wildly alive technically superb technically superb film technically well-made technically well-made suspenser technique or pretentious dialogue techno-tripe technology around a gripping story technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue tedious tedious adolescent melodramatics tedious and turgid tedious as one tedious as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah tedious for the viewer who has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian tedious sex farce tedious sex farce . tediously tediously exasperating tedium teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside teen fare teen movies go , teen movies go , '' Orange County '' is a refreshing change teen sex , outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop teen-oriented variation on a theme that the playwright Craig Lucas explored with infinitely more grace and eloquence in his Prelude to a Kiss . teen-pop teen-pop exploitation teen-sleaze teen-sleaze equivalent teen-speak and animal gibberish teen-targeted action TV series teenage sex comedy teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes teens are looking for something to make them laugh teeny-bopper teeny-bopper set teetering on the edge of sanity teeth-clenching teeth-clenching gusto teeth-gnashing teeth-gnashing actorliness telegraphed episodes smell of old soap opera telegraphed in the most blithe exchanges gives the film its lingering tug telegraphed well telegraphs every discovery and layers on the gloss of convenience . television - caliber and the message of providing solace through deception is a little creepy television screen tell a simple story , perhaps the simplest story of all , in a way that seems compelling and even original tell a story about the Vietnam War before the pathology set in tell almost immediately that Welcome to Collinwood isn't going to jell tell it's not all new tell its story tell stance is admirable , but it can make him a problematic documentary subject tell the best story tell with all the crashing and banging where the salesmanship ends tell you tell you anything except that the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes tell you how tedious tell you how tedious , tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it telling telling a fascinating character's story telling that his funniest moment comes when he falls about ten feet onto his head telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal telling what at heart is a sweet little girl tells a deeper story tells a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke tells a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke . Over and over again tells a moldy-oldie , not-nearly - as-nasty - as-it - thinks-it-is joke . Over and over again . tells a story tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation tells a story whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation . tells a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship tells her father . The movie is about as deep as that sentiment tells it so lovingly and films it so beautifully tells it so lovingly and films it so beautifully that I couldn't help being captivated by it tells it so lovingly and films it so beautifully that I couldn't help being captivated by it . tells its poignant and uplifting story in a stunning fusion of music and images tells its poignant and uplifting story in a stunning fusion of music and images . tells its story in a flat manner tells its story in a flat manner and leaves you with the impression that you should have gotten more out of it than you did tells its story in a flat manner and leaves you with the impression that you should have gotten more out of it than you did . tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving tells this very compelling tale tells this very compelling tale with little fuss or noise tells this very compelling tale with little fuss or noise , tells this very compelling tale with little fuss or noise , expertly plucking tension from quiet tells this very compelling tale with little fuss or noise , expertly plucking tension from quiet . tells us nothing about El Gallo other than what emerges through his music . tells us nothing new temerity to run over two hours temper what could've been an impacting film temper what could've been an impacting film . temperamental temperamental child tempered by a soft southern gentility that speaks of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons tempt those willing to probe its inscrutable mysteries tempting to jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller tempting to regard mr . andrew and his collaborators as oddballs ten bucks you'd spend on a ticket ? Just send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this tenacious tend to be cliches whose lives are never fully explored tend to be cliches whose lives are never fully explored . tendency tendency to slip into hokum tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip tendentious tendentious intervention tendentious intervention into the who-wrote-Shakespeare controversy . tender , tender and tender and darkly comic tender and heart-wrenching tender and touching tender and touching drama tender hug tender inspirational tidings tender movements tender sermon tenderly observant of his characters tenderly observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short tenderly observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short and tenderly observant of his characters . He watches them as they float within the seas of their personalities . His scenes are short and often unexpected tenderness tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones tends to do a little fleeing of its own . tends to over-romanticize the spiritual desolation of the struggling artiste tends to pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times tends to pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times , tends to pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times , yet remains fairly light , always entertaining , and smartly written tends to pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times , yet remains fairly light , always entertaining , and smartly written . tends to place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence tends to remind one of a really solid Woody Allen film , with its excellent use of New York locales and sharp writing tends to speculation , conspiracy theories or , at best , circumstantial evidence tenor and richly handsome locations tens tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees tense arguing tense with suspense tense with suspense . 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He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . than ` Magnifique than ` Magnifique ' than a ` direct-to-video ' release than a chronicle of the ups and downs that accompany lifelong friendships than a few cheap thrills from your Halloween entertainment than a fitfully clever doodle than a funny and weird meditation on Hollywood , success , artistic integrity and intellectual bankruptcy than a glorified Nike ad than a half-hearted fluke than a leaky freighter than a lot of the crap than a mall movie designed to kill time than a mediocre trifle than a modem that disconnects every 10 seconds than a more measured or polished production ever could than a movie , which normally is expected to have characters and a storyline than a new voice that deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors than a particularly slanted , gay s\/m fantasy than a recruitment film for future Hollywood sellouts than a spy thriller like The Bourne Identity than a stifling morality tale than a stylish exercise in revisionism whose point than a super-sized infomercial for the cable-sports channel and its Summer X Games than a trashy cop buddy comedy than a worthwhile effort than an amiable but unfocused bagatelle that plays like a loosely-connected string of acting-workshop exercises than an autopsy , the movie than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album than an unfunny movie that thinks it's hilarious than another '' Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film than another big-budget bust than another platter of reheated Aliens than another platter of reheated aliens than anyone could desire to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s than anything seen on Jerry Springer than anything that's been done before than awe than bad than bad martial arts movies are all by themselves , without all Oedekerk's impish augmentation than bland than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades than coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this than collections of quirky traits lifted from a screenwriter's outline and thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell than corruscating commentary than either of those films than enchanting ... terribly episodic and lacking the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating than enough than fitfully entertaining than forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer than franchise possibilities than girls , who learns that believing in something does matter than he reasonably should be than heart , his story flattens instead of sharpens than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth than his opening scene encounter with an over-amorous terrier than in Mary and most other recent comedies than in creating an emotionally complex , dramatically satisfying heroine than in showing us well-thought stunts or a car chase that we haven't seen 10 than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes than it can chew by linking the massacre than it is funny than it is to sit through than it was written by teenagers than it will be to the casual moviegoer who might be lured in by julia roberts than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap than its fair share of saucy than its predecessors is that Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies than its sunny disposition than jerking the audience's chain than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the Escape From New York series than like a bottom-feeder sequel in the escape from new york series than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing than live-action cartoons than losers than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low than most of Jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films than most third-rate horror sequels than much of what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand than on Petter Næss ' delicate , clever direction ... and a wonderful , imaginative script than one might expect when you look at the list of movies starring Ice-T in a major role than perfunctory skill than petty theft of your time than pure wankery than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms than romantic than secularists , who might even praise God for delivering such an instant camp classic than seeing an otherwise good movie marred beyond redemption by a disastrous ending than silly fluff . Nor is it than sketches ... which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' than special effects than spectacular , E . T . is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades than spectacular , E . T . is carried less by wow factors than by its funny , moving yarn that holds up well after two decades . than spiffy bluescreen technique and stylish weaponry than sucking you in ... and making you sweat than the Bruckheimeresque American action flicks it emulates than the finished film , that's a bad sign than the first 30 or 40 minutes than the first and simply the best family film of the year than the pitiful than the pitiful Insurrection than the punishing , special-effects soul assaults the Mummy pictures than the real thing than the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run than the trivial , cash-in features than the very sluggish pace than their funny accents than this facetious smirk of a movie than this hastily dubbed disaster than this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama than this mess than this oddly cheerful -- but not particularly funny -- body-switching farce than this unexpectedly moving meditation on love , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence than to call attention to themselves than to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies than to employ Hollywood kids and people who owe than to rush to the theatre for this one than to show us a good time than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up than typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film than well-constructed narrative than what's been cobbled together onscreen than what Shyamalan has given us in his past two movies than what you do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances than you could have guessed at the beginning thank thank me for this thankfully goes easy on the reel\/real world dichotomy that ( Jaglom ) pursued with such enervating determination in Venice\/Venice . thankfully manages to outshine the role and successfully plays the foil to Willis's world-weary colonel . thankfully understated thankless thankless situation thanks thanks in large measure thanks in part to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor thanks to Huston's revelatory performance thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering is highly pleasurable thanks to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering is highly pleasurable . thanks to an astonishingly witless script thanks to great performances thanks to its cast , its cuisine and its quirky tunes thanks to its hallucinatory production design thanks to remarkable performances thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting thanks to some lovely comedic moments and several fine performances thanks to strong , credible performances thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast thanks to the actors thanks to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry thanks to the gorgeous locales and exceptional lead performances thanks to the presence thanks to the presence of ` the King thanks to the presence of ` the King , ' it also rocks thanks to the presence of ` the King , ' it also rocks . thanks to two appealing lead performances that '' Gangs '' is never lethargic that '' they wanted to see something that didn't talk down to them . '' that'll be much funnier than anything in the film ... that's 86 minutes too long that's a bad sign that's a bad sign . that's a bad sign when they're supposed to be having a collective heart attack that's a big part of why we go to the movies that's a big part of why we go to the movies . that's a liability . that's a lot richer than the ones Hollywood action screenwriters usually come up with on their own that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik that's a sly , amusing , laugh-filled little gem in which the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik that's about as overbearing and over-the-top as the family it that's about as subtle as a party political broadcast that's actually sort of amazing that's all that's going on here . that's already a joke in the United States . that's already a joke in the United States . The movie is the equivalent of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay . that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny that's always fun to watch that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A . that's amusing enough while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L.A.'s show-biz and media that's apparently just what ( Aniston ) has always needed to grow into a movie career that's as crisp and to the point that's as entertaining as it is instructive that's as fresh-faced as its young-guns cast that's as hard to classify as it is hard to resist that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this '' un-bear-able '' project that's as lumpy as two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project that's at once surreal and disturbingly familiar that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything that's because Panic Room is interested in nothing more than sucking you in ... and making you sweat . that's been done before that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's best served cold that's better than its predecessor that's both charming and well acted that's both saucy and endearing that's compelling and heartfelt -- even if the heart belongs to a big that's consistently surprising , easy to watch -- but , oh , so dumb that's conspicuously missing from the Girls ' big-screen blowout that's creepy and effective that's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low that's destined to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics that's enough that's enough . that's enough to sustain laughs that's entertainingly that's even less plausible than the rest of the picture that's ever gone into an after-school special compiled in one place , minus those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) that's every bit as enlightening , insightful and entertaining as Grant's two best films that's exactly what these two people need to find each other that's exciting on the field and a story that's exciting on the field and a story you that's far too tragic to merit such superficial treatment that's flawed and brilliant in equal measure that's good that's good enough . that's got oodles of style and substance that's hard to beat that's hard to resist that's hardly any fun to watch that's intense and thrilling at times that's intense and thrilling at times , that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads that's just plain awful but still that's just the problem with it that's just too boring and obvious that's likely to irk viewers that's lived too long that's low on both suspense and payoff that's much too big for its britches that's neither completely enlightening that's neither completely enlightening , that's neither completely enlightening , nor that's neither original nor terribly funny that's not always a bad thing that's not merely unwatchable , but also that's not much to hang a soap opera on that's not quite the memorable experience it might have been that's not saying much that's not scary , not smart and not engaging that's not the least bit romantic and only mildly funny that's old-fashioned in all the best possible ways that's packed with just as much intelligence as action that's part of what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about that's plaguing the human spirit in a relentlessly globalizing world that's pure entertainment that's rare in film today that's refreshing after the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood that's right that's shapeless and uninflected that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life that's simultaneously painful and refreshing that's so bad it starts to become good that's so honest and keenly observed that it doesn't feel like one that's so mechanical you can smell the grease on the plot that's so sloppily written and cast that you can not believe anyone more central to the creation of Bugsy than the caterer that's something I would rather live in denial about that's steeped in mystery and a ravishing , baroque beauty that's still too burdened by the actor that's suitable for all ages -- a movie that will make you laugh that's sultry Linda Fiorentino doing the same thing that's superficial and unrealized that's surprisingly short of both adventure and song that's suspenseful enough for older kids but not too scary for the school-age crowd that's sustained through the surprisingly somber conclusion that's target audience hasn't graduated from junior high school that's the mark of a documentary that works that's there to scare while we delight in the images that's too clever for its own good that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span that's too random and inconclusive to be compelling , but which Hoffman's brilliance that's true that's truly cinematic in scope that's truly deserving of its Oscar nomination that's unafraid to throw elbows when necessary that's unfocused and tediously exasperating that's unique or memorable . that's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable that's what I liked about it that's what I liked about it -- the real issues tucked between the silly and crude storyline that's what makes it irresistible that's what makes it worth a recommendation that's when he really scores that's when you're in the most trouble that's where the film ultimately fails that's where this film should have remained that's worth watching in Birthday Girl , a film by the stage-trained Jez Butterworth ( Mojo ) that serves as yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies in the post-Full Monty world that ( Jackie ) Chan's US influence is starting to show in his Hong Kong films that ( Jaglom ) pursued with such enervating determination in Venice\/Venice that ( Nelson's ) achievement doesn't match his ambition that , by the end , no one in the audience or the film seems to really care that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater that , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails that , come to think of it , the day-old shelf would be a more appropriate location to store it that , even in all its director's cut glory , he's made a film that's barely shocking , barely interesting and most of all , barely anything that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing that , hampered by an undeveloped script that , hampered by an undeveloped script , that , hampered by an undeveloped script , ultimately pulls up lame that , having created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast , that , having created an unusually vivid set of characters worthy of its strong cast , the film flounders when it comes to giving them something to do that , however engaging , is insufficiently enlightening and inviting that , if it were a person , you'd want to smash its face in that , in their own idiosyncratic way , sum up the strange horror of life in the new millennium that , ironically , it becomes everything that the rather clumsy original was railing against that , it's the tension that keeps you in your seat that , its title notwithstanding , should have been a lot nastier that , like Shiner's organizing of the big fight , pulls off enough that , next to his best work , feels clumsy and convoluted that , quite simply , shouldn't have been made that , really , we've been here , done that that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure that , with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived that -- on the basis of this film alone -- I'm not one of them that 1982's Tootsie , forgetting only to retain a single laugh that All About the Benjamins is a totally formulaic movie that Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while that Brown played in American culture as an athlete , a movie star , and an image of black indomitability that Burns is a filmmaker with a bright future ahead of him that Cal works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life that Calvin Jr .'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side that Calvin Jr.'s Barbershop represents some sort of beacon of hope in the middle of Chicago's South Side that Caruso takes an atypically hypnotic approach to a world that's often handled in fast-edit , hopped-up fashion that Celebi could take me back to a time before I saw this movie that Chin's film serves up with style and empathy that Craven endorses They simply because this movie makes his own look much better by comparison that Crossroads is nothing more than an hour-and-a-half-long commercial for Britney's latest album that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to that Donovan adopts throughout the stupidly named Pipe Dream that Ethan Hawke would be even worse behind the camera than he is in front of it that George Lucas can only dream of that George Lucas has long forgotten that Heaven allows , if you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled that Hitchens ' obsession with Kissinger is , at bottom , a sophisticated flower child's desire to purge the world of the tooth and claw of human power that Hitler's destiny was shaped by the most random of chances that Hollywood expects people to pay to see it that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us that Hollywood no longer has a monopoly on mindless action that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking that I'd hoped the movie would avoid that I'll never listen to Marvin Gaye or the Supremes the same way again that I'm actually having a hard time believing people were paid to make it that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century that I can't remember a single name responsible for it that I can't wait to see what the director does next that I couldn't help being captivated by it that I didn't believe it for a second , despite the best efforts of everyone involved that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way that I just didn't care that I liked Homeboy that I think is supposed to be an attempt at hardass American but sometimes just lapses into unhidden British that I truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne that I usually dread encountering the most that I was unable to get the full brunt of the comedy that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century that I would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed that Jackie Chan is getting older that Jennifer Lopez has shown poor judgment in planning to marry Ben Affleck that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . that Kate isn't very bright , but that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about and that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about and that maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another that Kidman has become one of our best actors that Kissing Jessica Stein may be the best same-sex romance I have seen that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone that M . Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked that M . Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all that Martin Lawrence's latest vehicle can explode obnoxiously into 2,500 screens while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo that Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies that Nolan is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker that Parker displays in freshening the play that Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body that Pollyana would reach for a barf bag that Pollyana would reach for a barf bag . that Resident Evil is not it that Rob Schneider actually turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience that Santa bumps up against 21st century reality so hard that Seagal's overweight and out of shape that Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting that Skins comes as a welcome , if downbeat , missive from a forgotten front that Soderbergh's best films , '' Erin Brockovich , '' that Stealing Harvard is a horrible movie -- if only it were that grand a failure that Stealing Harvard is too busy getting in its own way to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable that The Accidental Spy is a solid action pic that returns the martial arts master to top form that The Believer feels like a 12-Step Program for the Jewish Nazi that The Road to Perdition leads to a satisfying destination that The Rookie is a nearly impeccable cinematic experience -- and a wonderful all-ages triumph besides -- that The Truth About Charlie gets increasingly tiresome that Three Seasons achieved but loses its way in rhetorical excess and blatant sentimentality that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus that Tom Tykwer , director of the resonant and sense-spinning Run Lola Run , has turned out to be a one-trick pony that Undercover Brother missed an opportunity to strongly present some profound social commentary that Van Wilder does little that is actually funny with the material that Waiting For Happiness is a bad film that Wallace , who wrote Gibson's Braveheart as well as the recent Pearl Harbor , has such an irrepressible passion for sappy situations and dialogue that Warm Water Under a Red Bridge is a poem to the enduring strengths of women that Washington most certainly has a new career ahead of him that Welcome to Collinwood isn't going to jell that Werner Herzog can still leave us with a sense of wonder at the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history has taken that Williams has truly inhabited a character that ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore that ` this is a story without surprises that `` Gangs '' is never lethargic that `` Pretty Woman '' wanted to be that `` The Mask '' was for Jim Carrey that a decent draft in the auditorium might blow it off the screen that a feel-good movie can still show real heart that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't that a fresh take is always possible that a good video game movie is going to show up soon that a life like this can sound so dull that a man in drag is not in and of himself funny that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 that a movie about goodness is not the same thing as a good movie that a movie as artificial and soulless as The Country Bears owes its genesis to an animatronic display at Disneyland that a movie can be as intelligent as this one is in every regard except its storyline that a new software program spit out the screenplay that a nightmare is a wish a studio's wallet makes that a prostitute can be as lonely and needy as any of the clients that a strong , unified showing among Germany and Eastern European Jews might have changed 20th-Century history that a subject as monstrous and pathetic as Dahmer that a thriller can be sleekly shot , expertly cast , paced with crisp professionalism that accomplishes its primary goal without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters that accomplishes so much that one viewing can't possibly be enough that acting transfigures Esther that actually has a brain that actually has something interesting to say that actually manages to bring something new into the mix that affirms the nourishing aspects of love and companionship that aims for poetry and ends up sounding like satire that all you can do is shake your head in disbelief -- and worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time that allowed it to get made that allows Americans to finally revel in its splendor that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another that allows the seeds of the imagination to germinate that already knows it's won that already-shallow that also asks its audience -- in a heartwarming , nonjudgmental kind of way -- to consider what we value in our daily lives that an American movie might demand that an epic four-hour Indian musical about a cricket game could be this good that and it's what makes their project so interesting that annoying specimen that annoying specimen of humanity that any art-house moviegoer is likely to find compelling that anyone can relate to that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it that anyone without a fortified sweet tooth will likely go into sugar shock that appeals to me that appeals to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience that are all the more impressive for their lack of showiness that are all too abundant when human hatred spews forth unchecked that are all understated and touching that are among cinema's finest this year that are among cinema's finest this year . Unfortunately that are as intelligent , exuberant that are as intelligent , exuberant , and moving as Monsoon Wedding that are as valid today that are damned in Queen of the Damned that are equally lovely but also relentlessly brutal and brutally intelligent that are insightful enough to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could that are jarring and deeply out of place in what could have ( and probably should have ) been a lighthearted comedy that are lean and tough enough to fit in any modern action movie that are more silly than scary that aren't funny that aren't so substantial or fresh that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama that are quite touching that are repeatedly undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense that are so crucial to the genre and another first-rate performance by top-billed star Bruce Willis that are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue that are this crude , this fast-paced and this insane that are too complex to be rapidly absorbed that are written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam that as a director Washington demands and receives excellent performances that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California that asks you to not only suspend your disbelief but your intelligence as well that assumes you aren't very bright that at its best that at its best doesn't just make the most out of its characters ' flaws but insists on the virtue of imperfection . that at the very least has a spark of life to it -- more than you can say for plenty of movies that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern that attracts the young and fit that avoids the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type that bad movies make and is determined not to make them , and that barely fizzle that barely stays afloat that bears more than a whiff of exploitation , despite Iwai's vaunted empathy that begins as a Seven rip-off , only to switch to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick from the 1980s that begins with the everyday lives of naval personnel in San Diego and ends with scenes so true and heartbreaking that tears welled up in my eyes both times I that believing in something does matter that beneath the familiar , funny surface that beneath the familiar , funny surface is a far bigger , far more meaningful story than one in which little green men come to Earth for harvesting purposes that beneath the hype , the celebrity , the high life , the conspiracies and the mystery there were once a couple of bright young men -- promising , talented , charismatic and tragically doomed that benefits from several funny moments that best describes this film : honest that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen that bites off more than it can chew by linking the massacre that boasts both a heart and a mind that borders on rough-trade homo-eroticism that both movies expect us to root for convicted violent felons over those assigned to protect us from same that both thrills the eye that both thrills the eye and that both thrills the eye and , in its over-the-top way , that both thrills the eye and , in its over-the-top way , touches the heart that both thrills the eye and , in its over-the-top way , touches the heart . that brazenly rips off The Sixth Sense that breaks your heart that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life that brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors that buoy the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie that burn themselves upon the viewer's memory that by its end offers a ray of hope to the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past that by movie's end , we accept the characters and the film , flaws and all that can't get sufficient distance from Leroy's that can't totally hide its contrivances that came to define a generation that can be appreciated equally as an abstract Frank Tashlin comedy and as a playful recapitulation of the artist's career that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) that can be snide that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work that can not help be entertained by the sight of someone getting away with something that captures the innocence and budding demons within a wallflower that careens from dark satire to cartoonish slapstick that cares passionately about its subject , but too often becomes ponderous in its teaching of history , or lost in the intricate connections and multiple timelines of its story that carries a charge of genuine excitement that carries it far above that carries its share of laughs -- sometimes a chuckle , sometimes a guffaw and , to my great pleasure , the occasional belly laugh that carries you along in a torrent of emotion as it explores the awful complications of one terrifying day that catches you up in something bigger than yourself that celebi could take me back to a time before i saw this movie and i could just skip it that celebrates radical that celebrates radical , nonconformist values , What to Do in Case of Fire ? that characterizes better hip-hop clips and is content to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago that chides the absurdity of its protagonist's plight that children are hostages to fortune , that he makes the audience hostage to his swaggering affectation of seriousness that clever angle that clever angle ! Wow that cleverly captures the dry wit that's so prevalent on The Rock that cold-hearted that cold-hearted snake that cold-hearted snake Petrovich that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) that cold-hearted snake petrovich ( that would be reno ) gets his comeuppance . just bring on the battle bots , please that collect a bunch of people who are enthusiastic about something and then that come by once in a while with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace that come full circle to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note that comes along only occasionally , one so unconventional , gutsy and perfectly that comes from a renowned indian film culture that allows americans to finally revel in its splendor that comes through all too painfully in the execution that comes to mind , while watching Eric Rohmer's tribute to a courageous Scottish lady that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway that confirms one's worse fears about civilization as we know it that constantly defies expectation that contains some hefty thematic material on time , death , eternity , and what that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative that could easily crush it forever that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar that could have been a reject from Monty Python's Meaning of Life that could have been much better that could have lent the film a bit more depth that could have wrapped things up at 80 minutes that could lead a man across centuries that could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice that could not be improved upon that could not find a buyer to play it on the tube that could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans that could possibly make them less interesting than they already are that could so easily have been fumbled by a lesser filmmaker that could touch anyone regardless of their familiarity with the sport that covers our deepest , media-soaked fears that crawls along at a snail's pace that criticizing feels more like commiserating that cuts to the chase of the modern girl's dilemma that damn good that damn good . that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action that deals with a real subject in an always surprising way that deals with first love sweetly that deals with first love sweetly but also seriously . that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty that defies categorisation . It haunts , horrifies , startles and fascinates ; it is impossible to look away . Ah yes , and then there's the music that defies classification and is as thought-provoking as it that deftly , gradually reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk that deftly , gradually reveals a real human soul buried beneath a spellbinding serpent's smirk . that deftly balances action and reflection as it lets you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work that deftly explores the difficult relationship between a father and son that delicate canon that delivers that delivers a surprising that delivers and then some that delivers its share of laughs and smiles that delivers on the promise of excitement that derives from a workman's grasp of pun and entendre and its attendant that deserved better than a ` direct-to-video ' release that deserves a chance to shine that deserves more than a passing twinkle that deserves recommendation that deserves to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors that deserves to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies that despite its overt self-awareness , parts of the movie still manage to break past the artifice and thoroughly engage you that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it that did not figure out a coherent game that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo that director Sara Sugarman stoops to having characters drop their pants for laughs and not the last time that disconnects every 10 seconds that discourages American audiences from ever wanting to see another foreign film that do little to disguise the fact that the characters barely move that don't add up to a whole lot of sense that don't care about being stupid that don't really care for the candidate that does everything but issue you a dog-tag and an M-16 that doesn't bring you into the characters so much as it has you study them that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will that doesn't come close to the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films that doesn't compare to the brilliant original that doesn't demand a dumb , distracted audience that doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it that doesn't even in passing mention political prisoners , poverty and the boat loads of people who try to escape the country that doesn't exactly favour the audience that doesn't mean it still won't feel like the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life that doesn't merit it that doesn't offer any insight into why , for instance , good things happen to bad people that doesn't reveal even a hint of artifice that doesn't waste a moment that does not include the 5 o'clock shadow on the tall wooden kid as he skips off to school that does not move that does the nearly impossible that draws a picture of a man for whom political expedience became a deadly foreign policy that dreadful Sabrina remake that drifts aimlessly for 90 minutes before lodging in the cracks of that ever-growing category that drops the ball only when it pauses for blunt exposition to make sure you that eclipses nearly everything else she's ever done that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them that effectively combines two surefire , beloved genres that effortlessly draws you in that efforts toward closure only open new wounds that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk that elusive , lovely place that embraces its old-fashioned themes that embraces its old-fashioned themes and that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original that embraces the time-honored truth that the most powerful thing in life is that encompasses many more paths than we started with that encourages you to accept it as life and go with its flow that ends the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance , but twists that ends up festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot that ends well that ends with Truckzilla , for cryin ' out loud . If that doesn't clue you in that something's horribly wrong , nothing will that ends with a whimper that entertains even as it turns maddeningly predictable that epic quality that epic quality often associated with Stevenson's tale as well as with earlier Disney efforts that essential feature -- a decent full-on space battle that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome that even Freeman can't save it that even Tunney can't save that even Yu's high-energy action stylings can't break through the stupor that even a high school senior taking his or her first psychology class could dismiss them that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' that even a story immersed in love , lust , and sin couldn't keep my attention that even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production that even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production like Mr . Schepisi's seems skimpy and unclear that even an ambitious adaptation and elaborate production like Mr. Schepisi's seems skimpy and unclear that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside that even he seems embarrassed to be part of that even in sorrow you can find humor that even in sorrow you can find humor . Like blended shades of lipstick , these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs that even its target audience talked all the way through it that even its target audience talked all the way through it . that even most contemporary adult movies are lacking that even slightly wised-up kids would quickly change the channel that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated that even the most jaded cinema audiences will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . Not to mention absolutely refreshed that even the most unlikely can link together to conquer all kinds of obstacles , whether they be of nature , of man or of one another that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half that everlasting conundrum that everlasting conundrum experienced by every human who ever lived : too much to do , too little time to do it in that every frame produces new joys that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not that every major stunt Seagal's character ... performs is shot from behind , as if it could fool us into thinking that we're not watching a double that every other character seems overlooked that everyone , especially movie musical fans , has been hoping for that everyone can enjoy that everyone involved with moviemaking is a con artist and a liar that everyone see this movie -- for its historical significance alone that evoke childish night terrors that examines many different ideas from happiness to guilt in an intriguing bit of storytelling that excites the imagination and tickles the funny bone that expands into a meditation on the deep deceptions of innocence that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world that explores the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted that exposes the generally sad existence of the Bedouins that exquisitely blends music that exquisitely blends music , that exquisitely blends music , dance that exquisitely blends music , dance , that exquisitely blends music , dance , song that exquisitely blends music , dance , song , that exquisitely blends music , dance , song , and that exquisitely blends music , dance , song , and high drama that exquisitely blends music , dance , song , and high drama . that extols the virtues of comradeship and community in a spunky , spirited fashion that extols the virtues of comradeship and community in a spunky , spirited fashion . that extra that extra little something that extra little something that makes it worth checking out at theaters that extravagantly redeems it that fails on so many levels that fails to make adequate that fails to match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer that falls far short that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work that falls victim to frazzled wackiness and frayed satire that families looking for a clean , kid-friendly outing should investigate that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years that feels dusty and leatherbound that feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner that feels like a sugar high gone awry that feels not only manufactured , but also so false you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings that feels significantly longer than its relatively scant 97 minutes that feels very human and very true to life that feels very human and very true to life . that few movies are able to accomplish that few movies have ever approached that few will bother thinking it all through that fights a good fight on behalf of the world's endangered reefs that film buffs will eat up like so much gelati that final , beautiful scene that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful that finally returns De Palma to his pulpy thrillers of the early '80s that finds warmth in the coldest environment and makes each crumb of emotional comfort that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him that flow through the Hollywood pipeline without a hitch that fly at such a furiously funny pace that the only rip off that we were aware of that for the first time he'll probably appeal more to guys than to their girlfriends who drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor that for the most part , the film is deadly dull that forces the viewer to totally suspend disbelief that forgets about unfolding a coherent , believable story in its zeal to spread propaganda that freshly considers arguments the Bard's immortal plays that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people that fumbles away almost all of its accumulated enjoyment with a crucial third act miscalculation that gave people seizures that gets a quick release before real contenders arrive in September that gets even better in hindsight , as you mull over its every nuance in your mind that gets under your skin that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name that gives Secret Life its intermittent unease , reaffirming that long-held illusions are indeed reality , and that erasing them recasts the self that gives brutal birth to an unlikely , but likable , hero that gives movies about ordinary folk a bad name that gives pic its title an afterthought that gives the film its bittersweet bite that gives us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel that gives you a fascinating , albeit depressing view of Iranian rural life close to the Iraqi border that goes a long way toward keeping the picture compelling that goes for sick and demented humor simply to do so . The movie that goes into becoming a world-class fencer that goes nowhere and goes there very , very slowly that goes wrong thanks to culture shock and a refusal to empathize with others that good that good bits are hopelessly overshadowed that gradually and artfully draws us into a world where the personal and the political get that gradually sneaks up on the audience that grand a failure that graze the funny bone that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby that grew hideously twisted that grips and holds you in rapt attention from that groans along thinking itself some important comment on how life throws us some beguiling curves that grows in power in retrospect that had no obvious directing involved that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it that hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy that harks back to the spare , unchecked heartache of Yasujiro Ozu that has all the elements necessary to be a fascinating , involving character study , but never does more than that has been overexposed , redolent of a thousand cliches , and yet remains uniquely itself that has bucked the odds that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right that has calcified into chronic cynicism and fear that has finally , to some extent , warmed up to him that has finally found the right vent ( accurate that has just enough charm and good acting to make it interesting , but is that has long passed the point of being fertile that has made Tucker a star that has no interest in itself that has no point and goes nowhere that has no teeth that has nothing that has nothing going for it other than its exploitive array of obligatory cheap that has something a little more special behind it : music that didn't sell many records but helped change a nation that has something to say that has to be seen to be believed that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun that have all but ruined his career that have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill that have become a Spielberg trademark that have made the original New Testament stories so compelling for 20 centuries that have preceded it that have reinvigorated the romance genre that he's a disloyal satyr that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal that he's made at least one damn fine horror movie that he's now , more than ever , choosing his roles with the precision of the insurance actuary that he's spiffing up leftovers that aren't so substantial or fresh that he's the best brush in the business that he can actually trick you into thinking some of this worn-out , pandering palaver is actually funny that he can cross swords with the best of them and helm a more traditionally plotted popcorn thriller while surrendering little of his intellectual rigor or creative composure that he can improvise like a jazzman that he fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film that he forgets to make it entertaining that he hardly seems to be acting . that he has been able to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle that he is an imaginative filmmaker who can see the forest for the trees that he is one of the luckiest men alive that he obviously doesn't have his heart in it that he refuses to evaluate his own work that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits that he went back to school to check out the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time that he will once again be an honest and loving one that held my interest precisely because it didn't try to that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games that her life is meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance , in a movie that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance that heralds something special that hews out a world and carries us effortlessly from darkness to light that hinges on the subgenre's most enabling victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers that his funniest moment comes when he falls about ten feet onto his head that his genre and his character construct is a wonderous accomplishment of veracity and narrative grace that hits often enough to keep the film entertaining even if none of it makes a lick of sense that holds interest in the midst of a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families that holds up well after two decades that hollywood expects people to pay to see it that if she had to sit through it again , she should ask for a raise that if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie that if the concept is a poor one , there's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie that if the filmmakers just follow the books that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong that if the filmmakers just follow the books , they can't go wrong . that if the video isn't back at Blockbuster before midnight , you're going to face frightening late fees that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen that if you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape , it must be labelled ` hip ' , ` innovative ' and ` realistic ' that ignites this gripping tale that illustrates why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood that implies an underlying order throughout the chaos that in a good way that in the nicest possible way that include extraordinary strength and laser-beam eyes , which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays that includes some of the top actors working in independent film that interest Attal and Gainsbourg that interweaves individual stories that intrigues and even fascinates us that is , for about ten minutes . After that it becomes long and tedious like a classroom that is , more often then not , difficult and sad that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter that is a brief shooting star of love that is a cliche that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts that is a portrait of grace in an imperfect world that is a portrait of grace in an imperfect world . that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye that is actually funny with the material that is actually funny without hitting below the belt that is all the more remarkable because it that is all too predictable that is an undeniably worthy and devastating experience that is anything but cathartic that is apparently as invulnerable as its trademark villain that is as bold as anything the cinema that is as difficult for the audience to take as it that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged that is beyond playing fair with the audience that is both gripping and compelling that is both moving and wise that is both unflinching and tantalizing that is dark that is dark , disturbing , painful to watch , yet compelling that is definitely meaningless , vapid and devoid of substance that is done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks that is enlightening that is enlightening -- that is enlightening -- and that is enlightening -- and how appreciative you are of this depends on your level of fandom that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago that is filled with raw emotions conveying despair and love that is flawed , compromised and sad that is fully formed and remarkably assured that is funny , touching , smart and complicated that is funny and pithy , while illuminating an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , that is gorgeously that is heavy on religious symbols but wafer-thin on dramatic substance that is impenetrable and dull that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny that is in love with its own cleverness that is just breathtaking that is listless , witless , and devoid of anything resembling humor that is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion that is masterly that is miraculously able to entertain anyway that is miraculously able to entertain anyway . that is more accurate than anything I have seen in an American film that is more complex and honest than anything represented in a Hollywood film that isn't afraid to admit it that isn't heated properly , so that it ends up that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch that isn't really good enough to be in theaters that isn't really good enough to be on afternoon TV that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated that is nearly perfect in its relentless descent to the depths of one man that is nobility of a sort that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company that is not very thrilling that is nothing short of mesmerizing that is often quite rich and exciting that is part biography , part entertainment and part history that is part homage and part remake of the Italian masterpiece that is plainly dull and visually ugly when it isn't incomprehensible that is presented with great sympathy and intelligence that is presented with universal appeal that is really funny that is revelatory that is richer than anticipated that is slow to those of us in middle age that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy that is so insanely stupid , so awful in so many ways that watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement that is so intriguing that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack that is so meditative and lyrical about Babak Payami's boldly quirky Iranian drama Secret Ballot ... a charming and evoking little ditty that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics that is splendidly mummified and thoroughly that is sure to win viewers ' hearts that is surprisingly enjoyable that is the central flaw of the film that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing that is tortured and unsettling that is tortured and unsettling -- that is tortured and unsettling -- but that is ultimately suspiciously familiar that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else that is very , very far from the one most of us that is warm , inviting , and surprising that is weird , wacky and wonderful that is where Ararat went astray that is where Ararat went astray . that is wickedly fun to watch that is willfully overwrought that is worthy of our respect that it'll probably be the best and most mature comedy of the 2002 summer season speaks more of the season than the picture that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies that it's a brazenly misguided project that it's a crime movie made by someone who obviously knows nothing about crime that it's a rock-solid little genre picture that it's a rock-solid little genre picture . that it's actually watchable that it's actually watchable . Even more baffling is that it's funny that it's almost worth seeing , if only to witness the crazy confluence of purpose and taste that it's almost worth seeing because it's so bad that it's also one of the smartest that it's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times that it's boring that it's difficult not to cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff that it's disappointing to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler that it's easy to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking that it's enough to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking that it's exhausting to watch that it's far too sentimental that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot that it's funny that it's hard not to be carried away that it's hard to get back into the boys ' story that it's hard to know what to praise first that it's hard to resist his pleas to spare wildlife and respect their environs that it's hard to take her spiritual quest at all seriously that it's hardly over before it begins to fade from memory that it's hardly watchable that it's implosion that it's impossible to care that it's inauthentic at its core that it's inauthentic at its core and that its story just isn't worth telling that it's left a few crucial things out , like character development and coherence that it's more than a worthwhile effort that it's not clear whether we're supposed to shriek that it's not nearly long enough that it's offensive that it's offensive , that it's offensive , but that it's offensive , but that it's boring that it's shot on digital video , whose tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb that it's slow at times that it's so not-at-all-good that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride that it's the butt of its own joke that it's the equal of some of its predecessors that it's too close to real life to make sense that it's too close to real life to make sense . What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn that it actually makes the heart soar that it actually makes the heart soar . Yes , soar that it almost wins you over in the end that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , that it also makes her appear foolish and shallow rather than , as was more likely , a victim of mental illness that it appears not to have been edited at all that it avoids the obvious with humour and lightness that it becomes a chore to sit through -- despite some first-rate performances by its lead that it becomes long and tedious like a classroom that it begs to be parodied that it brings tears to your eyes that it can't help but engage an audience that it can't really be called animation that it can not even be dubbed hedonistic that it can not even be dubbed hedonistic . that it can only encourage us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark that it chokes the energy right out of the very audience it seeks to frighten that it churns up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action that it comes across rather too plainly as allegory that it comes off as annoying rather than charming that it could become a cult classic that it could have been a hoot in a bad-movie way if the laborious pacing and endless exposition had been tightened that it counts heart as important as humor that it defeats his larger purpose that it does afford that it does have a few cute moments that it doesn't even qualify as a spoof of such that it doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world that it doesn't give a damn that it emerges as another key contribution to the flowering of the South Korean cinema that it ends by blowing just about everything up that it ends up being surprisingly dull that it even uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory that it fails to have a heart , mind or humor of its own that it feels almost anachronistic that it feels less like bad cinema than like being stuck in a dark pit having a nightmare about bad cinema that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film that it goes by quickly , because it has some of the funniest jokes of any movie this year , including those intended for adults that it goes nowhere that it hasn't gone straight to video that it has none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies that it is impossible to care whether that boast is true or not that it is instead a cheap cliché that it is laughingly enjoyable that it is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show that it isn't very good that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand that it is one that allows him to churn out one mediocre movie after another that it jams too many prefabricated story elements into the running time that it lacks focus that it lacks focus . I sympathize with the plight of these families that it looks neat that it makes Edward Burns ' Sidewalks of New York look like Oscar Wilde that it makes My Big Fat Greek Wedding look like an apartheid drama that it makes complex politics understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment that it makes films like XXX and Collateral Damage seem like thoughtful treatises that it makes you forgive every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary that it makes your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects that it might as well have been titled Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy that it might as well have been titled Generic Jennifer Lopez Romantic Comedy . that it no longer recognizes the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots that it plays like the standard made-for-TV movie . that it progresses in such a low-key manner that it risks monotony that it pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling that it quickly enters the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls that it ranks with the best of Herzog's works that it rarely achieves its best that it requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it that it risks monotony that it risks monotony . But it's worth the concentration that it seems positively French in its rhythms and resonance that it seems the film should instead be called ` My Husband Is Travis Bickle ' that it seems to be on auto-pilot that it stinks that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries that it took chances and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off that it transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film that it treats conspiracy as a kind of political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen that it truly is romance that it was intended to be a different kind of film that its `` dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful that its intended audience hasn't yet had much science that its lack of whistles and bells just makes it obnoxious and stiff that its luckiest viewers will be seated next to one of those ignorant that its most vibrant scene is one that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat that its own action isn't very effective that its protagonist , after being an object of intense scrutiny for 104 minutes , remains a complete blank that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation that its story just isn't worth telling that its visual imagination is breathtaking that jettisons all opportunities for Rock to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations that just doesn't have big screen magic that just doesn't work that just seem like a bad idea from frame one that keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke that keep this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming that keep whooshing you from one visual marvel to the next , hastily , emptily that keeps Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions that keeps it from seeming predictably formulaic that keeps shifting focus to the journalist who wrote it that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism that keeps you that keeps you guessing at almost every turn that keeps you in your seat that kind of impact on me these days that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition that knows what it is , and knows the form's history that lack the kind of genuine depth that would make them redeemable that lacks both a purpose and a strong pulse that lacks juice and delight that leads up to a strangely sinister happy ending that leaks suspension that leaps over national boundaries and celebrates universal human nature that leaves a hole in the center of The Salton Sea . that leaves no heartstring untugged and no liberal cause unplundered that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics that leaves you scratching your head in amazement over the fact that so many talented people could participate in such an that leaves you wanting more that led to their notorious rise to infamy that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . that life stinks that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies that lifts your spirits that likely that linger like snapshots of memory that long-held illusions are indeed reality , and that loses sight of its own story that loves its characters and communicates something rather beautiful about human nature that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit that made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun that made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences that made The Full Monty a smashing success ... but neglects to add the magic that made it all work that made her an interesting character to begin with that made it all work that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes that made me want to scream that made the first film so special that made the first film such a delight that made the original Men in Black such a pleasure that made the other three great , scary times at the movies that made up for its rather slow beginning by drawing me into the picture that magnify her outrageous charm that make 105 minutes seem twice as long that make Williams sink into melancholia that make it well worth watching that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion that makes Fatal Attraction look like a classic by comparison that makes Michael Jordan jealous that makes The Banger Sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare that makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow that makes all the difference that makes all the difference . that makes any given frame look like a family's custom-made Christmas card that makes as much of a mess as this one that makes his films so memorable that makes it attractive throughout that makes it possible for the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything that makes it worth checking out at theaters that makes the banger sisters a fascinating character study with laughs to spare that makes the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy that makes the formula fresh again that makes the movie a spirited and touching occasion , despite its patchy construction that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes that makes you ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important , warm without ever succumbing to sentimentality that makes you feel genuinely good that makes you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only that makes you want to like it that makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement that malarkey that manage to avoid the ghetto of sentimental chick-flicks by treating female follies with a satirical style that manages to convey more substance despite its repetitions and inconsistencies than do most films than that manages to do virtually everything wrong that manages to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography that manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life that manages to invest real humor that manages to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla that mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda that many more people should check out that matters that may also be the first narrative film to be truly informed by the wireless that may make you hate yourself for giving in that may not always work that may well put the nail in the coffin of any future Rice adaptations that maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another that memorable that memorable , that memorable , but as downtown that might be best forgotten that might even cause Tom Green a grimace ; still that might have been titled ` The Loud and the Ludicrous ' that might have been titled ` the loud and the ludicrous ' that might have gotten respectful critical praise in a different era that might have made No Such Thing that might have made it an exhilarating that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears that might keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character that might otherwise separate them that misfires that miss that misses the summer blockbusters that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned that most frightening of all movies that most frightening of all movies -- that most frightening of all movies -- a mediocre horror film too bad to be good and too good to be bad that most surprising that most surprising of nations that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration that movie nothing that movie nothing more than a tepid exercise in that movie was pretty bad that much . Each scene immediately succumbs to gravity and plummets to earth that much different from many a Hollywood romance . What sets it apart is the vision that Taymor , the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus , brings that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold that my fingernails instinctively crawled towards my long-suffering eyeballs that neatly and effectively captures the debilitating grief that needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies that never that never amount to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier that never catches fire that never materializes that never quite equals the sum of its pretensions . that never quite gel that never quite goes where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy that never really busts out of its comfy little cell that never springs to life that never take off that nevertheless touches a few raw nerves that nevertheless will leave fans clamoring for another ride that no amount of earnest textbook psychologizing can bridge that no amount of imagination , no creature , no fantasy story and no incredibly outlandish scenery that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match that no matter how fantastic Reign of Fire looked , its story was making no sense at all that no one could ever mistake it for anything resembling reality that no wise men will be following after it that noble , trembling incoherence that none of the characters comes off as big that none of the excellent cast are given air to breathe that not only blockbusters pollute the summer movie pool that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience , that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience , but that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience , but that it's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times that of more recent successes such that of the excellent 1934 MGM version that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone that offers no easy , comfortable resolution that old familiar feeling of ` let's get this thing over with ' that omnibus tradition called marriage that on the cinematic front , look no further than this 20th anniversary edition of the film that Spielberg calls that one can honestly describe as looking , sounding and simply feeling like no other film in recent history that one enjoys a bad slasher that one enjoys a bad slasher flick that one eventually resents having to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material that one in Clockstoppers , a sci-fi thriller as lazy as it is interminable that one viewing can't possibly be enough that one would have to be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome that only ever walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome . In the wrong hands , i . e . Peploe's , it's simply unbearable that only seems to care about the bottom line that only self-aware neurotics engage in that only sex , scandal , and a chorus line of dangerous damsels can deliver that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . That's fun for kids of any age that overcomes much that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party that parade about as if they were coming back from Stock Character camp -- a drowsy drama infatuated by its own pretentious self-examination that peace is possible that peace is possible . that peculiar tension that peculiar tension of being too dense & about nothing at all that perfectly captures the wonders and worries of childhood that perfectly illustrates the picture's moral schizophrenia that perverse element that piffle is all that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now that place , that time that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective that plays better only for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters that plays like a 95-minute commercial for NBA properties that plays like a bad soap opera , with passable performances from everyone in the cast that plays like a loosely-connected string of acting-workshop exercises that plays like some weird Masterpiece Theater sketch with neither that plays like some weird masterpiece theater sketch with neither a point that plays things so nice that pleases almost everyone who sees it that pokes fun at the democratic exercise while also examining its significance for those who take part that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery that possesses all the good intentions in the world , but that pours into every frame that powerhouse that powerhouse of 19th-century prose that presents a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm that presents an audacious tour of the past and takes within its warm embrace the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg that presents an interesting , even sexy premise that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy that prevents them from firing on all cylinders that probably the only way to have saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys that proceeds that proceeds from a stunningly unoriginal premise that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role that profound , at least that propels her into the upper echelons of the directing world that proposes as epic tragedy the plight of a callow rich boy who is forced to choose between his beautiful , self-satisfied 22-year-old girlfriend and an equally beautiful , self-satisfied 18-year-old mistress that proves you that provide its thrills and extreme emotions that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen that provides a rounded and revealing overview of this ancient holistic healing system that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A . I . with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority that pushes the boundaries of biography , and challenges its audience that puts another notch that quickly snowballs out of that quickly snowballs out of control , while focusing on the what much more than the why that quickly wears out its limited welcome that raise the bar on stylized screen violence that rapidly deteriorating line that rapidly deteriorating line between fantasy and reality that rare animal that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film that rare animal known as ' a perfect family film , ' because it's about family that rare combination that rare combination of bad writing , bad direction and bad acting -- the trifecta of badness that rare combination of entertainment and education that rare combination of entertainment and education . that rare creature -- that rare creature -- an action hero with table manners , and one who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep that rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday that rare family movie that rare family movie -- that rare family movie -- genuine and sweet that rare luminary that rare quality that rare quality of being able to creep the living hell out of you that rarity among sequels that reaches across time and distance that real natural , even-flowing tone that really , really , really good things can come in enormous packages that really doesn't have much to say beyond the news that really gives the film its oomph that really scores that really tells the tale that recalls the classics of early Italian neorealism that recreates a place and time that will never happen again that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a '' cooler '' PG-13 rating that reek of a script rewrite designed to garner the film a `` cooler '' PG-13 rating that refreshes the mind and spirit along with the body that refuses to develop an energy level that relays its universal points without lectures or confrontations that relies on lingering terror punctuated by sudden shocks and not constant bloodshed that relies on more than special effects that remains vividly in memory long that reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s that reminds at every turn of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm that reminds at every turn of Elizabeth Berkley's flopping dolphin-gasm . that reopens an interesting controversy and never succumbs to sensationalism that requires the enemy to never shoot straight that resonate with profundity that respects its audience and its source material that returns the martial arts master to top form that revels that revels in the true potential of the medium that revels in the true potential of the medium . that revives the free-wheeling noir spirit of old French cinema that rival vintage Looney Tunes for the most creative mayhem in a brief amount of time that rivals Shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder that rivals shakespeare for intrigue , treachery and murder that run the gamut from cheesy to cheesier to cheesiest that same option to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept that satisfies that satisfies , as comfort food often can that says that the alternate sexuality meant to set you free may require so much relationship maintenance that celibacy can start looking good that scalds like acid that screams '' bathroom break that screams `` bathroom break that screams out ` amateur ' in almost every frame that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again that seem simply an ill fit that seem so real in small doses that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming that seems as though it was written for no one , but somehow that seems compelling and even original that seems tailor that seems to be made for a different film altogether that seems to have no goal and no urgency that seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler that seems twice as long as its 83 minutes that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit that sends you out of the theater feeling that sense of openness , the little surprises that sequels can never capture the magic of the original that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves that serves as a muddled and offensive cautionary tale for Hispanic Americans that serves as a painful elegy and sobering cautionary tale that shading is what makes it worthwhile that shading is what makes it worthwhile . that she can't see how insufferable the character is that shockingly manages to be even worse than its title that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like The Wanderers and A Bronx Tale without cribbing any of their intelligence that shoplifts shamelessly from farewell-to-innocence movies like the wanderers and a bronx tale without cribbing any of their intelligence that should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans that should appeal to anyone willing to succumb to it that should attract upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing that should be punishable by chainsaw that should be relegated to a dark video store corner that should be seen by all , especially those who aren't aware of , or have forgotten about the unmentioned victims of war that should be the target of something deeper and more engaging . Oh , and more entertaining , too that should be thrown back in the river that should be used to burn every print of the film that should bolster director and co-writer that should charm all but the most cynical that should have been the ultimate IMAX trip that shouldn't make the movie or the discussion any less enjoyable that shouldn't stop die-hard French film connoisseurs from going out and enjoying the big-screen experience that should please history fans that should shame Americans , regardless of whether or not ultimate blame that should tell you everything you need to know about All the Queen's Men that shows Canadians can put gentle laughs and equally gentle sentiments on the button , just as easily as their counterparts anywhere else in the world that shows its indie tatters and self-conscious seams in places , but has some quietly moving moments and an intelligent subtlety that shows just enough to keep us on our toes that shows some spunk and promise but fails to register as anything distinctive or daring that shows the promise of digital filmmaking that shows what great cinema can really do that shrugging off the plot's persnickety problems that silly ponytail that sink it faster than a leaky freighter that slather Clearasil over the blemishes of youth that smooth the moral stiffness with human kindness and hopefulness that snake-down-the-throat business that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated that sneaks up on you and stays with you long after you have left the theatre that so many people put so much time and energy into this turkey that so much of the movie -- again , as in The Animal -- is a slapdash mess that so often end up on cinema screens that soars above the material realm that solid acting can do for a movie that some movie formulas don't need messing with that somehow it hit you where you live that somehow manages to bring together Kevin Pollak , former wrestler Chyna and Dolly Parton that someone other than the director got into the editing room and tried to improve things by making the movie go faster that something's horribly wrong , nothing will that something has been lost in the translation to the screen that something hip and transgressive was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel that something so short could be so flabby that sometimes falls that sometimes it's difficult to tell who the other actors in the movie are that sometimes the dreams of youth should remain just that that spans time and reveals meaning that speaks forcefully enough about the mechanisms of poverty to transcend the rather simplistic filmmaking that speaks of beauty , grace and a closet full of skeletons that speaks volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever that special annex of hell that spends a bit too much time on its fairly ludicrous plot that spends a bit too much time on its fairly ludicrous plot . that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role that stalls in its lackluster gear of emotional blandness that stands , despite its noticeable lack of emotional heft , in welcome contrast to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal that stands a good chance of being the big that started with a great premise and then just fell apart that starts out clever but veers into overkill that starts out like Heathers , then becomes Bring it On , then becomes unwatchable that steal your heart away that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental that stinks so badly of hard-sell image-mongering you that storytelling is what the movies are about that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential that stretches the running time about 10 minutes that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . that strikes a very resonant chord that strokes the eyeballs while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain that stubbornly refused to gel that subtly undermines its message of Christian love and compassion that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the Godzilla that successfully recreates both the physical setting and emotional tensions of the Papin sisters that such a talented director as Chen Kaige that suck the audience in that sucks you in and dares you not to believe it that suffers because of its many excesses that suffers from an overly deliberate pace and uneven narrative momentum that suggests the overtime someone put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept that surely can not last that surprises or delights that swings and jostles to the rhythms of life that tackles any number of fascinating issues that takes Mr . Hill higher than he's been in a while that takes Mr. Hill higher than he's been in a while that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth that takes an astonishingly condescending attitude toward women that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience that takes full , chilling advantage of its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints that takes its sweet time building to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time that takes itself all too seriously that takes nearly three hours to unspool that takes some rather unexpected ( even , at times , preposterous ) turns that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' that takes too long to shake that takes you inside the rhythms of its subject that team up for a that tears welled up in my eyes both times that tell the best story that tells a sweet , charming tale of intergalactic friendship that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving that tells us nothing new that ten bucks you'd spend on a ticket ? Just send it to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this that that's exactly what these two people need to find each other that that is both unflinching and tantalizing that the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over that the Farrelly Bros . -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career that the Farrelly Bros. -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career that the German film industry can not make a delightful comedy centering on food that the Star Trek tradition has been honored as best it can that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' was a lot funnier that the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen that the airhead movie business deserves from him right now that the answer is as conventional as can be that the appeal of Hey Arnold ! The Movie will reach far beyond its core demographic that the artist's work may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film that the audience laughs out loud that the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself that the bulk of the movie centers on the wrong character that the central performers are experienced actors that the central performers are experienced actors , that the central performers are experienced actors , and that the central performers are experienced actors , and that they know their roles so well that the characters barely move that the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks that the compact 86 minutes breezes by that the crux of the mystery hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential that the debate it joins is a necessary and timely one that the director and cinematographer Stephen Kazmierski shoot on grungy video , giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel that the director of such Hollywood blockbusters as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop that the entire exercise has no real point that the epicenter of cool , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema is smack-dab in the middle of Dubya that the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone that the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one that the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one . that the farrelly bros . -- peter and bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career that the film's length becomes a part of its fun that the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea that the film is closer to the mark than I want to believe that the film is never dull that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality that the film never feels derivative that the filmmakers and studio are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie that the final product is a ghost that the franchise's best years are long past that the gang feels comfortable with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field that the highest power of all is the power of love that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself that the journey is such a mesmerizing one that the jury who bestowed star Hoffman's brother Gordy with the Waldo Salt Screenwriting award at 2002's Sundance Festival were honoring an attempt to do something different over actually pulling it off that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice that the less charitable might describe as a castrated that the material is so second-rate that the material is so second-rate . that the most powerful thing in life is that the movie does not do them justice that the movie has no idea of it is serious that the movie has no idea of it is serious or that the movie has no idea of it is serious or not that the movie has virtually nothing to show that the movie isn't scary that the movie spent a lot less time trying to make a credible case for reports from the afterlife and a lot more time on the romantic urgency that's at the center of the story that the movie will live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors that the new film is a lame kiddie flick that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that the new film is a lame kiddie flick and that Carvey's considerable talents are wasted in it that the only rip off that we were aware of that the playwright Craig Lucas explored with infinitely more grace and eloquence in his Prelude to a Kiss that the plot makes no sense that the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over that the rampantly designed Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus that the rest isn't more compelling that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . that the set design and interiors of the haunted vessel are more than effectively creepy and moodily lit that the shocking conclusion is too much of a plunge that the talented cast generally that the theme doesn't drag an audience down that the thoughts and reflections coming through are torpid and banal that the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism is at work here that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , that the uninitiated may find hard to follow , or care about that the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener that the whole damned thing didn't get our moral hackles up that their charm doesn't do a load of good that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script that there's hope for popular cinema yet that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff that there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible that there's nothing resembling a spine here that there's really not much of a sense of action that there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema that there are more interesting ways of dealing with the subject that there is no rest period , no timeout that there is nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film that there is nothing in it to engage children emotionally that these brats will ever be anything more than losers that these ops are just not extreme enough that these women are spectacular that they're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders that they're watching a 76-minute commercial that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times that they are actually releasing it into theaters that they are doing it is thought-provoking that they are doing it is thought-provoking . that they border on being cartoonlike that they didn't mind the ticket cost . that they drain all the film of its energy that they know their roles so well that they lack the skills to get us to this undetermined destination that things fall apart that this Hollywood contrivance orbits around that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic that this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny that this bold move works that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G.I. Jane that this film's cast is uniformly superb that this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget that this film asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country that this film does but feels less repetitive that this film wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be that this hybrid misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version that this is Revenge Of The Nerds Revisited that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that that this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan that this is a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out that this isn't something to be taken seriously that this is one summer film that satisfies that this likable movie isn't more accomplished that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation that this noble warlord would be consigned to the dustbin of history that this should seal the deal that this story is too goofy that this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful that those responsible didn't cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home that throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary that throws one in the pulsating thick of a truly frightening situation that thrusts the audience into a future they won't much care about that time is a fleeting and precious commodity no matter how old you are that touches nerves and rings true that trademark grin that trademark grin of his that trademark grin of his -- that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer that transcends culture and race that transcends language that transforms its wearer into a superman that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem that tries to be smart that tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a Bolly-Holly masala mess that tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a bolly-holly masala mess that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments that tries to tell of the unspeakable that tries too hard to be emotional that try the patience of even the most cinema-besotted critic -- and this was one of them that try too hard to be mythic that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender that tumultuous world that turns into a film wreck that turns me into that annoying specimen of humanity that I usually dread encountering the most that turns me into that annoying specimen of humanity that I usually dread encountering the most - The Fanboy that turns out to be clever , amusing and unpredictable that ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film that ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second that ultimately dulls the human tragedy at the story's core that underlies the best of comedies that underscore the importance of family tradition and familial community that unequivocally qualify as art that unequivocally qualify as art -- that unexpected downer of an ending that unfolds with grace and humor and gradually that upends nearly every cliché that upsets the novel's exquisite balance and shreds the fabric of the film that uses a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor for that uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat that uses its pulpy core conceit to probe questions of attraction and interdependence that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography that verges on the amateurish that vex nearly everyone that viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine that viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch that virtually no one is bound to show up at theatres for it that was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival that was followed by the bad idea that was hard for me to warm up to that was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker that wasn't all that great to begin with that wasn't at least watchable that was old when ` Angels With Dirty Faces ' appeared in 1938 that was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through that was ushered in by The Full Monty and is still straining to produce another smash that was written down that wastes the talents of its attractive young leads that watching it leaves you giddy that watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement that watching the proverbial paint dry would be a welcome improvement that waxes poetic far too much for our taste that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes that we '' don't care about the truth that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project that we as Americans , and human beings , should know that we associate with Cage's best acting that we believe that that's exactly what these two people need to find each other that we encounter as we journey through life that we feel as if we're seeing something purer than the real thing that we have come to love that we just can't get no satisfaction that we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire that we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at that wears its heart on its sleeve that wears its heart on its sleeve for all to see that were already tired 10 years ago that were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities that were once amusing that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters that will , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history that will amuse or entertain them that will appeal to a mainstream American audience that will be best appreciated by those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness that will be hard to burn out of your brain that will be seen to better advantage on cable , especially considering its barely that will capture the minds and hearts of many that will do little to advance the Linux cause that will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture that will enthrall the whole family that will give you goosebumps as its uncanny tale of love , communal discord , and justice that will have people walking out halfway through that will have viewers guessing just who's being conned right up to the finale that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches that will keep them guessing that will leave you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll that will probably please people that will probably rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies that will probably sink the film for anyone who doesn't think about percentages all day long that will resonate with singles of many ages that will stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why that will strike a chord with anyone who's ever that will thrill you , touch you and make you that will touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats that will touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats . that will upset or frighten young viewers that will wear you out and make you misty even when you don't that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating that with really poor comedic writing that without once denying the hardscrabble lives of people on the economic fringes of Margaret Thatcher's ruinous legacy , he insists on the importance of those moments when people can connect and express their love for each other that won't go away that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards that won't stand the test of time that won't win many fans over the age of 12 that woman's doubts that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction that wonderfully that wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago that work -- is charming , is moving that worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz that works that works . that works against itself that works as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times that works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs that works even without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing that works on any number of levels that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze . that would have been better off staying on the festival circuit that would have been funnier if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD that would have made Vittorio De Sica proud that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel that would make this a moving experience for people who haven't read the book that would make watching such a graphic treatment of the crimes bearable that would set it apart from other Deep South stories that writer and director Burr Steers knows the territory that years and years of costly analysis could never fix that you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it that you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles that you'll feel too happy to argue much that you'll want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment that you're dying to see the same old thing in a tired old setting that you've seen it all before , even if you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch that you've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie that you actually see it , unless you're the kind of person who has seen every Wim Wenders film of the '70s that you and they were in another movie that you avoid the Godzilla that you avoid the godzilla sized soda that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods that you can't look away from that you can almost taste the desiccated air that you can dance to that you can not believe anyone more central to the creation of Bugsy than the caterer that you can practically see the Hollywood ` suits ' trying to put together the cast and filmmaking team for the all-too - inevitable American remake that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable that you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . that you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out that you feel like running out screaming that you feel what they feel that you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack that you get when sitting around a campfire around midnight , telling creepy stories to give each other the willies that you had already seen that movie that you hope Britney won't do it one more time , as far as that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again that you root for throughout that you should have gotten more out of it than you did that you want to slap it that you won't care that zings all the way through with originality , humour and pathos the ' 70's were your idea of a good time at the movies the '' Queen the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile the ( opening ) dance guarantees Karmen's enthronement among the cinema's memorable women . the ( unfortunately R-rated ) the , yes , snail-like pacing the , yes , snail-like pacing and the , yes , snail-like pacing and lack of thematic resonance the , yes , snail-like pacing and lack of thematic resonance make the film more silly than scary , like some sort of Martha Stewart decorating program run amok . the -LRB- unfortunately R-rated -RRB- the -LRB- unfortunately R-rated -RRB- Paid the 1.2 million Palestinians the 110 minutes of '' Panic Room the 1934 Victor Fleming classic the 1971 musical '' Bedknobs and Broomsticks the 1971 musical '' Bedknobs and Broomsticks , '' which also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime the 1980s the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version the 1999 hit the 2002 film doesn't really believe in it , and breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes the 2002 film doesn't really believe in it , and breaks the mood with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes . the 30-year friendship between two English women the 37-minute Santa vs . the Academy loves the American Insomnia is still pretty darned good . the American ` hosts ' and their ` guests the American dream the American sexual landscape the Audience Award the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival the Average White Band's `` Pick up the Pieces the B . S the B . S . giving a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another the B.S. the B.S. giving a big middle-fingered `` shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another the Ball and Chain the Battle Bots the Beast should definitely get top billing the Beast should definitely get top billing . Robert John Burke as The Monster horns in and steals the show the Beat he hears in his soul the Bedroom the Bees Knees the Big Boys in New York and L the Blair Witch formula for an hour , in which we're told something creepy and vague is in the works the Bond franchise has run into a creative wall that 007 can not fly over the CGI Scooby might well be the worst special-effects creation of the year the CIA and a lost U.S. satellite the Canadian's inane ramblings the Chelsea Hotel today is populated by whiny , pathetic , starving and untalented artistes the CliffsNotes with pages missing the Coen brothers and the Crypt the DV revolution has cheapened the artistry of making a film the Demons of his own fear and paranoia the Disney classic the Disney comedies the Disney philosophy of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid the Elizabethan prose the English call ` too clever by half the Extreme Generation ' the Farrelly Bros . -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career the Farrelly Bros. -- Peter and Bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career the Fist is hilarious the Ford administration's complicity in tearing ` orphans ' from their mothers the French to truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy melodrama the French-produced '' Read My Lips '' is a movie that understands characters must come first . the French-produced `` Read My Lips '' is a movie that understands characters must come first . the Gallic ` tradition of quality the German film industry can not make a delightful comedy centering on food the German occupation the Great American Comedy the Halloween series has lost its edge the Hanson Brothers can save it the Harry Potter series the Hollywood ` suits ' trying to put together the cast and filmmaking team for the all-too - inevitable American remake the Holocaust the Holocaust escape story the Home Alone formula the Hook's buildup with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer the Internet the Israeli\/Palestinian conflict as the Italian masterpiece the Jerry Springer crowd the Jewish Nazi the John Wayne classics the Kahlo movie Frida fans have been looking for the Killer '' , Takashi Miike , Japan's wildest filmmaker gives us a crime fighter carrying more emotional baggage than Batman ... the Little Chinese Seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem the Lord the Man has taken away your car , your work-hours and denied you health insurance the Martin Scorsese street-realist mode the Mediterranean the Mediterranean sparkles the Mood the National Lampoon film franchise the National Lampoon film franchise , the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy the Olympus of the art world the One That I Want the Oscar-winning sound the Oscar-winning sound and the Oscar-winning sound and James Horner's rousing score the Oscar-winning sound and James Horner's rousing score make good use of the hefty audio system the Police Academy series the Psychology 101 study of romantic obsession the Pug big time the Q in Quirky the R rating is for brief nudity and a grisly corpse the R rating is for brief nudity and a grisly corpse -- the Reginald Hudlin comedy relies on toilet humor , ethnic slurs . the Russian word for Wow ! the Russian word for Wow !? ' the Russos show genuine promise as comic filmmakers the Sally Jesse Raphael atmosphere the Sally Jesse Raphael atmosphere of films like Philadelphia and American Beauty the Saturday morning cartoons the Serbs themselves the Shadows of Motown the Snowman ( who never gets to play that flute ) has all the charm of a meltdown the Spanish-American War the Spy Kids franchise establishes itself as a durable part of the movie landscape : a James Bond series for kids . the Star Trek tradition has been honored as best it can the Stepford Wives mentality doesn't work in a modern context the Super Bowl the TV movie-esque , affected child acting to the dullest Irish pub scenes ever filmed the U.S. the Venezuelans say things like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of '' Dragonfly . '' the Vertical Limit of surfing movies the Vertical Limit of surfing movies - the Vertical Limit of surfing movies - memorable stunts with lots of downtime in between the Vincent Price horror classics the Wal-Mart checkout line the West African coast struggling against foreign influences the Whale . Determined to be fun the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the Year selection the ` Are we a sick society the ` Are we a sick society ? ' journalism the ` Are we a sick society ? ' journalism of the 1960s the ` assassin ' greatly enhances the quality of neil burger's impressive fake documentary the ` ick ' the ` ick ' in ` classic the ` laughing the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash the ` they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly '' inspired '' was a lot funnier the ` true story ' by which All the Queen's Men is allegedly `` inspired '' was a lot funnier and more deftly enacted than what's been cobbled together onscreen the ` urban comedy ' that even attempts the insight and honesty of this disarming indie the ` wow ' factor the `` A '' range the `` A '' range , the `` Miami Vice '' checklist the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned the `` Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction the `` big twists '' are pretty easy to guess the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section the `` soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the acres of haute couture can't quite conceal that there's nothing resembling a spine here the abiding impression , despite the mild hallucinogenic buzz , is of overwhelming waste -- the acres of haute couture can't quite conceal that there's nothing resembling a spine here . the ability of the human spirit to overcome adversity the ability to mesmerize , astonish and entertain the ability to offend and put off everyone the absence of narrative continuity the absence of spiritual guidance the absolute last thing we need Hollywood doing to us the absolute top the absolute top of the game the absurd the absurdities and inconsistencies the absurdity the absurdity of its protagonist's plight the absurdity of the premise the absurdity of the situation in a well-balanced fashion the abuses of one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes the abysmal Hannibal the abyss the achingly unfunny Phonce the achingly unfunny Phonce and his several silly subplots the acres of haute couture can't quite conceal that there's nothing resembling a spine here the act is still charming here the act is still charming here . the acting is far from painful the acting is fresh and unselfconscious the acting is fresh and unselfconscious , the acting is fresh and unselfconscious , and the acting is fresh and unselfconscious , and Munch is a marvel of reality versus sappy sentiment the acting is fresh and unselfconscious , and Munch is a marvel of reality versus sappy sentiment . the acting is robotically italicized , the acting ranges from bad to bodacious the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully the action and the action and special effects the action as gripping the action is dazzling the action looks fake the action scenes are poorly delivered the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- the action sequences -- clearly the main event -- are surprisingly uninvolving the action switches between past and present , but the material link is too tenuous to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide the action switches between past and present , but the material link is too tenuous to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide . the actor's the actor's whiny jags the actors ' perfect comic timing the actors ' perfect comic timing and the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry the actors are humanly engaged the actors helps '' Moonlight Mile '' the actors involved in the enterprise the actors make this worth a peek the actors make this worth a peek . the actors must struggle with the fact that they're playing characters who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans the actors pick up the slack the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent the addition of a biblical message will either improve the film for you , or it will lessen it the addition of a wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence designed to give some of the characters a ` back story the adjective ` gentle the adjective ` gentle ' the adjective ` gentle ' applies the adrenaline jolt the adrenaline jolt of a sudden lunch rush at the diner the adult mind the adventures that happen along the way seem repetitive and designed to fill time , providing no real sense of suspense the affable Maid the affable Maid in Manhattan , Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt the affable Maid in Manhattan , Jennifer Lopez's most aggressive and most sincere attempt to take movies by storm the affable cast the affection of even those unlucky people who never owned a cassette of Def Leppard's Pyromania the affection of that moral favorite the age the air leaks out of the movie , flattening its momentum with about an hour to go . the airhead movie business the airhead movie business deserves from him right now the alchemical transmogrification of Wilde into Austen -- the alchemical transmogrification of Wilde into Austen -- and the all-time great apocalypse movies the all-too-familiar the all-too-familiar dramatic the all-too-familiar dramatic arc the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the Holocaust escape story the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story the all-too-familiar saga of the contemporary single woman the allegory with remarkable skill the alternate sexuality meant to set you free may require so much relationship maintenance that celibacy can start looking good the always hilarious Meara the always hilarious Meara and the always hilarious Meara and Levy the amateurish the amateurishness the amateurishness of The Blair Witch Project with the illogic of Series 7 the amazing Spider-Man the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout the ambiguous ending seem goofy rather than provocative the ambiguous welcome the ambiguous welcome extended by Iran to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food the american insomnia the anarchist maxim that ` the urge to destroy is also a creative urge ' the anguish the anguish that can develop when one mulls leaving the familiar to traverse uncharted ground the animation master the animé tradition and its defining philosophical conscience the annoyance the annoyance of that chatty fish the annoying demeanour the annoying demeanour of its lead character the annoying score the answer is as conventional as can be the answer is clear : Not easily and , in the end , not well enough . the answers the anthropomorphic animal characters are beautifully realized through clever makeup design , leaving one to hope that the eventual DVD release will offer subtitles and the original Italian-language soundtrack the antidote the antiseptic , preprogrammed feel the antiseptic , preprogrammed feel of an after-school special the apparent skills the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors the appeal of Hey Arnold ! The Movie will reach far beyond its core demographic the appropriately brief 40-minute running time the arduous journey of a sensitive young girl through a series of foster homes and the arguments the arrogant the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie the art combined with the humor and intelligence of the script the art of getting laid in this prickly indie comedy of manners and misanthropy the art of ripping people off without ever letting them consciously know you have done so the artificial the artificial structure the artist's work may take on a striking new significance for anyone who sees the film the artist as an endlessly inquisitive old man the artistic instinct that pushes a majority-oriented director like Steven Spielberg to follow A . I . with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority the artistry of making a film the artsy and often pointless the artsy and often pointless visuals the assumption that '' crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny the assumption that its '' dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting the astonishingly pivotal role the astonishingly pivotal role of imagination in the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers the astute direction the astute direction of Cardoso the astute direction of Cardoso and the astute direction of Cardoso and beautifully detailed performances by all of the actors the atmosphere the atmosphere of the crime expertly the attempt to complicate the story the attempt to complicate the story only defies credibility the attention is on the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters the attention process tends to do a little fleeing of its own . the audacity , the audacity , at the the audience's awkward silence the audience , like Beatrice , has a watchful affection for the monster . the audience can tell it's not all new the audience gets pure escapism the audience in the travails of creating a screenplay the audience is forced to endure three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one . the audience laughs out loud the audience other than to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up the audience riveted the audience than Jar Jar Binks , Scrappy Doo and Scooby Dumb the audience to fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence the audience to meet them halfway and connect the dots instead of having things all spelled out the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half the audience with Spanish inquisitions about her '' madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . the audience with its emotional pull the auditorium feeling dizzy the auditorium feeling dizzy , the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated . the authenticity of the performances the authenticity of the trappings the authority the avant garde director of Broadway's The Lion King and the film Titus the avant garde director of broadway's the lion king and the film titus the avant-garde fused with their humor the average is higher than in Mary and most other recent comedies . the award-winning Coen brothers envious the awe the awe in which it holds itself the awful complications the awfulness of the movie the awkward interplay and utter lack of chemistry between Chan and Hewitt the background -- a welcome step the backstage angst the bad the bad guys the bad lighting the bad lighting that's often written off as indie film naturalism the bad reviews the bad reviews they thought they'd earn the bad things the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the badly dated cutesy-pie mystery scenario and the newfangled Hollywood post-production effects the balance between the fantastic and the believable the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated the banality and hypocrisy the banality and hypocrisy of too much kid-vid the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing the barn-burningly bad movie the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be the barriers finally prove to be too great the baseball-playing monkey the basic flaws the basic flaws in his vision the basic plot of `` Lilo '' could have been pulled from a tear-stained vintage Shirley Temple script . the basic plot trajectory of nearly every Schwarzenegger film the basis of the wisdom the bastard the bastard child of the Beatnik generation the battery the battery on your watch has died the battle the be-all-end-all of the modern-office anomie films the beach the beat , the beat of a different drum the beaten path , not necessarily for the better the beauty the beauty and power the beauty and power of the opera the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself the beauty of baseball the beauty of baseball and the believability of the entire scenario the believability of the entire scenario . the believability of the entire scenario . Too bad the belly laughs the belly laughs of lowbrow comedy the bellyaching of a paranoid and unlikable man the beloved film the benchmark the benchmark against which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured the benefit of being able to give full performances the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction the best the best , the best , most the best -- the best -- whatever that might mean the best 60 Minutes the best American movie the best American movie about troubled teens since 1998's Whatever the best European directors the best Herzog the best Irish sense the best Korean film the best Korean film of 2002 the best Next Generation episodes the best Star Trek movie the best Star Trek movie in a long time the best ` old neighborhood ' project the best actor the best actors the best actors , the best actors , directors the best actors , directors and the best actors , directors and producers the best actors there is the best advice the best advice is : ` Scooby ' don't . the best and most exciting movies the best and most mature comedy the best and most mature comedy of the 2002 summer season the best and most mature comedy of the 2002 summer season speaks more of the season than the picture the best brush the best brush in the business the best case the best case for Christianity the best date movie the best date movie of the year the best efforts of director Joe Carnahan the best ensemble casts the best ensemble casts of the year the best espionage picture the best espionage picture to come out in weeks the best examples the best examples of artful Large Format filmmaking you are likely to see anytime soon the best examples of how to treat a subject , you're not fully aware is being examined , much like a photo of yourself you didn't know the best family film the best film the best film of the year so far the best film of the year so far , the best film of the year so far , the benchmark against which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured the best film so far this year is a franchise sequel starring Wesley Snipes the best films the best films of the year the best films of the year with its exploration of the obstacles to happiness the best films of the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes the best from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals the best from his large cast in beautifully articulated portrayals that are subtle and so expressive they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue the best he's been in years the best in recent memory the best inside-show-biz the best intentions the best kind the best kind : the best kind : informative , revealing and richly entertaining the best kind of documentary , one that makes a depleted yesterday feel very much like a brand-new tomorrow the best little '' horror '' movie the best little `` horror '' movie the best little `` horror '' movie I've seen in years the best looking and stylish the best movies the best movies as monumental ` picture shows the best movies of the year the best of Godard's movies the best of Herzog's works the best of Hollywood's comic-book the best of a growing strain of daring films the best of both worlds the best of comedies the best of technology around a gripping story the best of the Disney comedies the best of the series the best of the swashbucklers the best of the year the best of them the best parts the best parts of Birthday Girl the best performance the best performance from either in years the best play the best play of the 19th century the best play of the 19th century . the best play of the 19th century . It's so good that its relentless , polished wit can withstand not only inept school productions , but even Oliver Parker's movie adaptation the best possible senses the best possible senses of both those words the best possible ways the best rock the best rock documentaries ever . Wilco the best same-sex romance the best same-sex romance I have seen the best script the best script that Besson has written in years the best script that Besson has written in years . the best sequel the best sequel since The Empire Strikes Back ... a majestic achievement , an epic of astonishing grandeur and surprising emotional depth the best sex comedy the best sex comedy about environmental pollution ever made the best short story writing the best silly horror movies the best since The Last Waltz the best special effects the best sports movie the best sports movie I've ever seen the best sports movie I've ever seen . the best story the best straight-up the best the contest received the best war movies the best war movies ever made the best way the best-sustained ideas the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen the better film's the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience the better film's ability to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary the better of obnoxious adults the better video-game-based flicks , the big , dumb , happy movie the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding the big finish wasn't something the big giant titles of the opening credits to Elmer Bernstein's perfectly melodic score the big hit the big hit franklin the big loser the big loser is the audience the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest the big shear the big summer movies the big time the big-fisted direction of Jez Butterworth , who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach the bigger setpieces flat the bigger-than-life screen the biggest disappointments the biggest disappointments of the year the biggest downside the biggest husband-and-wife disaster the biggest husband-and-wife disaster since John the biggest is that Secret Ballot is a comedy , both gentle and biting . the biggest names in Japanese anime the biggest names in Japanese anime , the biggest names in Japanese anime , with impressive results the bizarre is credible the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical the black-and-white archival footage of their act the black-and-white archival footage of their act showcases pretty mediocre shtick . the blacklight crowd , way cheaper ( and better ) the bland animation the bland animation and the bland animation and simplistic story the bland songs the blanket statements and dime-store ruminations the bloated costume drama the bloody climax arrives we still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another . the boat loads of people who try to escape the country the boho art-house crowd the bombastic self-glorification of other feel-good fiascos like Antwone Fisher or The Emperor's Club any time the bones of Queen of the Damned the boobs are fantasti the book's irreverent energy the book's irreverent energy , the book's irreverent energy , and scotches most the book or the beloved film the books are better the books are better . the boozy self-indulgence the border collie is funny the border of bemused contempt the bottom of the barrel the bottom of the pool with an utterly incompetent conclusion the bottom rung of the series ' entries the bottom tier the bottom tier of blaxploitation flicks the bounties of cultural artifacts inside St . Petersburg the boys take in their high heels the brain the brain is engaged the brainless insanity the brave , uninhibited performances the bravery and dedication the brawn the brawn , but not the brawn , but not the brains the brawn -- and the brains -- the breathtaking the breathtaking landscapes the breathtaking landscapes and the breathtaking landscapes and villainous the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D the breezy and amateurish feel the brilliance of Animal House the brilliance of Jelinek's novel the brilliance of his Hong Kong films the brilliant original the brilliant performances the brilliant performances by Testud the brilliant surfing photography the brilliant surfing photography bringing you right inside the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies the brim with ideas the broader vision that has seen certain Trek films the broiling sun the broiling sun for a good three days the brutality the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense the bucks the built-in silliness of the whole affair the built-in silliness of the whole affair defeats them the bullseye the buoyant energy level the buoyant energy level of the film's city beginnings the bursts of sudden violence the business of the greedy talent agents the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death the butt the butt of its own joke the buttons the by now intolerable morbidity the cadence of a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry the call of the wild the camera for a yarn that's ultimately rather inconsequential the camera looks there is something worth seeing . the camp to create a completely numbing experience the campaign-trail press the canadian's inane ramblings the candy-like taste of it fading faster than 25-cent bubble gum the cannibal the cannibal genre the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring the capability of effecting change and inspiring hope the capable Clayburgh the capable Clayburgh and Tambor really do a great job of anchoring the characters in the emotional realities of middle age . the capable cast the car , bitch , the carbon copy scenes from every drug movie the career peak the carnage that claims so many lives around her the cartoon the cartoon's more obvious strength the cartoon's more obvious strength of snazziness the cartoon in Japan that gave people seizures the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor the cartoonish clichés and sneering humor of the genre as it provides a fresh view of an old type the cartoons look almost Shakespearean -- both in depth and breadth -- after watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy . the case for a strong education and good teachers being more valuable in the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem the case for a strong education and good teachers being more valuable in the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem , and not strictly in the knowledge imparted the case of a pregnant premise being wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience the case with ambitious , eager first-time filmmakers the cast and crew didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed the cast and crew thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film the cast and director Stephen Herek's polished direction the cast and director Stephen Herek's polished direction pour delightfully piquant wine from aged bottles . the cast delivers mildly amusing performances the cast delivers mildly amusing performances and the cast has a lot of fun with the material . the cast is appealing the cast is impressive the cast is so engagingly messing around like Slob City reductions of Damon Runyon crooks the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent the cast or the redundant messages the cast portrays their cartoon counterparts well ... but quite frankly the casting of raymond j . barry as the ` assassin ' greatly enhances the quality of neil burger's impressive fake documentary the casting of raymond j . barry as the ` assassin ' greatly enhances the quality of neil burger's impressive fake documentary . the casual moviegoer who might be lured in by Julia Roberts the cat's meow the celebrated the celebrated irish playwright the celebrated irish playwright , the celebrated irish playwright , poet and the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker the central flaw the central flaw of the film the central performers are experienced actors the central story the champion that's made a difference to NYC inner-city youth the chance it affords to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad the chaos of an urban conflagration the chaotic the chaotic horror the chaotic insanity and the chaotic insanity and personal tragedies the character's blank-faced optimism the character's gripping humanity the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions the character is almost completely deadpan the character of Critical Jim two-dimensional and pointless the character to unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear the character with an effortlessly regal charisma the characterizations turn more crassly reductive the characters ' moves are often more predictable than their consequences the characters ' quirks and foibles never jell into charm the characters ) get more depressed the characters , who are so believable that you feel what they feel the characters are complex , laden with plenty of baggage and tinged with tragic undertones the characters are intriguing and realistic the characters aren't interesting enough to watch them go about their daily activities for two whole hours the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest the characters are too simplistic to maintain interest , the characters are too strange and dysfunctional , Tom included , to ever get under the skin the characters barely move the characters have a freshness and modesty that transcends their predicament . the characters in Swimfan seem motivated by nothing short of dull , brain-deadening hangover . the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor the characters inhabit that special annex of hell where adults behave like kids , children behave like adults and everyone the characters make Italian for Beginners worth the journey the characters move with grace and panache the characters never seem to match the power of their surroundings . the characters sound like real people the characters tend to be cliches whose lives are never fully explored the characters tend to be cliches whose lives are never fully explored . the characters that made the first film such a delight the characters will not disappoint anyone who values the original comic books the characters will not disappoint anyone who values the original comic books . the charisma the charisma and ability the charisma of Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock the charisma of a young woman who knows how to hold the screen the charisma of hugh grant and sandra bullock the charismatic Jackie Chan the charismatic Jackie Chan to the charismatic Jackie Chan to even younger audiences the charm and little the charm of Kevin Kline the charm of Kevin Kline and the charm of Kevin Kline and a story that puts old-fashioned values under the microscope the charm of Satin Rouge the charm of the original American road movies the charm of the original American road movies , the charm of the original American road movies , feasting on the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland the charm or charisma that might keep a more general audience even vaguely interested in his bratty character the charms the charms of stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock the chatter the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah the cheap the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent the cheesiest the chemistry and complex relationship the chemistry and complex relationship between the marquis ( Auteil ) and Emilie ( Le Besco ) the chemistry between the women and the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun the chemistry or lack thereof the chemistry or lack thereof between Newton and Wahlberg the chemistry or lack thereof between Newton and Wahlberg could turn an Imax theater into a 9 '' black and white portable TV the chemistry or lack thereof between Newton and Wahlberg could turn an Imax theater into a 9 '' black and white portable TV . the chief reasons Brown Sugar is such a sweet and sexy film the children of varying ages in my audience never coughed , fidgeted or romped up and down the aisles for bathroom breaks the chilled breath of oral storytelling frozen onto film the chills the chilly production the choices the choices are as contrived and artificial as Kerrigan's platinum-blonde hair the choices we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images the choking sense the choppy editing the choppy editing to the annoying score to ` special effects ' by way of replacing objects in a character's hands below the camera line the chops of a smart-aleck film school brat and the imagination of a big kid the cinema's memorable women the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind the cinema world's great visual stylists the cinematic canon the cinematic canon , the cinematic collage Naqoyqatsi could be the most navel-gazing film ever . the cinematic equivalent of a big , tender hug the cinematic equivalent of a good page-turner the cinematic equivalent of a legal indictment the cinematic equivalent of a legal indictment , the cinematic equivalent of a legal indictment , and the cinematic equivalent of a legal indictment , and a fairly effective one at that the cinematic equivalent of defensive driving the cinematic equivalent of high humidity the cinematic equivalent of tabloid journalism the cinematic stylings of director John Stockwell the cinematography is atrocious the cinematography is cloudy the cinematography is cloudy , the picture making becalmed . the cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional narrative the city's old-world charm the class warfare the classic Disney adaptation the classic Disney adaptation of J . M the classic Disney adaptation of J . M . Barrie's Peter Pan the classic films of Jean Renoir the classic tradition the classics the classics '' Wait Until Dark '' the clear-eyed boldness and quiet irony the clear-eyed boldness and quiet irony with which actor and director take on life's urgent questions the clever credits roll the clever crime comedy the cleverest the cleverest , the cleverest , most deceptively amusing comedies of the year the cleverness the cleverness , the cleverness , the weirdness and the cleverness , the weirdness and the pristine camerawork the cliched dialogue the cliched dialogue rip the cliched dialogue rip . the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks the cliches the cliches with considerable dash the cliché and foreshadowing the cliché-laden screenplay the cliché-riddled genre the cliché-riddled genre can offer the clichés the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography . the climactic burst of violence the climactic hourlong cricket match the clumsy cliché the clumsy cliché of the ugly American the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard the cockettes the code-talk will fly right over everyone's head the coffin of any future Rice adaptations the cold the cold light the collaborative process the college-friends genre ( The Big Chill ) together with the contrivances and overwrought emotion of soap the collision of past and present the color palette , with lots of somber blues and pinks , is dreamy and evocative the comedy equivalent the comedy equivalent of Saddam Hussein the comedy makes social commentary more palatable the comedy makes social commentary more palatable . the comedy was funny the comic effects the comic effects of jealousy the comic elements of the premise the comic elements of the premise , the comic elements of the premise , making the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing the comic opportunities richly rewarded the comic possibilities the comic scenes fly the comic touch the commitment of two genuinely engaging performers the community the compact 86 minutes breezes by the company's astonishing growth the comparative accuracy of Ms. Vardalos ' memories and insights the compassion , good-natured humor the compassion , good-natured humor and the compassion , good-natured humor and the level of insight that made ( Eyre's ) first film something of a sleeper success the compelling historical tale the compendium about crass , jaded movie types and the phony baloney movie biz the complexity of a big family and its trials and tribulations the computer and the con the conceit of setting this blood-soaked tragedy of murderous ambition in the era of Richard Nixon the concentration the concept is a poor one the concept of loss the condescending stereotypes the condescending stereotypes that so often plague films dealing with the mentally ill the condition of art the conflicted complexity the conflicted complexity of his characters the confusing sexual messages the confusions the confusions you had while watching it the cons the consciously dumbed-down approach the consciously dumbed-down approach wears thin the consciousness-raising lessons are cloaked in gross-out gags . the consequences the consequences of its own actions and revelations the constraints of formula the contemporary music business the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . the contradiction that afflicts so many movies about writers the contrivances and overwrought emotion the contrivances and overwrought emotion of soap the controversial eponymous and fiercely atheistic hero the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes the conversation presents the kind of linguistic fumbling not heard since Macy Gray's game of Chinese whispers with Mr Bean . the cool presence of Jean Reno the coolness the coolness vibes when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is the core in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget the corniest the corporate circus that is the recording industry in the current climate of mergers and downsizing the costumes and sets are grand the costuming of the stars the couples exposing themselves aren't all that interesting the courage the courage of New York's finest and a nicely understated expression of the grief the courage of its convictions the courage of its convictions and the courage of its convictions and excellent performances on its side the courage to go over the top and movies that don't care about being stupid the courage to knock on that door the courage to wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion the courageous Molly Craig the cozy feeling the cozy feeling of relaxing around old friends the cracked lunacy of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai , but thanks to an astonishingly witless script the crackle of lines , the impressive stagings of hardware the crap the crap ( literally ) the craven of ' a nightmare on elm street ' or ` the hills have eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` deadly friend the crazy things that keep people going in this crazy life the creation of an extraordinary piece of music the creative act the creativity the creativity but without any more substance ... indulgently entertaining the creators of Don't Ask the credit for the film's winning tone the credits finally roll the credits finally roll and you get to leave the theater the credits roll across the pat ending the creepiness the creepy ideas the crew wonder if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . It's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke the crime movie equivalent the crime story and the love story the criminal world the crisp clarity the crisp clarity of a fall dawn the crowded cities and refugee camps the crowded cities and refugee camps of Gaza the cruel earnestness of the victorious revolutionaries the cruelty and suffering the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity the crux of the mystery hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential the cuddly Shower the cultural and economic subtext , bringing richer meaning to the story's morals the cultural distinctions the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot the culture clash comedies the cumulative effect of the relentless horror on parade the cumulative effect of the relentless horror on parade numbs the movie's power as a work of drama the cumulative effect of the relentless horror on parade numbs the movie's power as a work of drama . the curse of a self-hatred instilled the curse of blandness the cut of being placed on any list of favorites the cute frissons of discovery and humor between Chaplin and Kidman the cute frissons of discovery and humor between Chaplin and Kidman that keep this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming the cutting-room floor of any given daytime soap the cynicism right out of you the daddy of all slashers the damned for perpetrating Patch Adams the dangers the dangers of drugs the dangers of ouija boards the daring , much less talent , the daring , much less talent , many fewer the dark the dark , challenging tune the dark areas of parent-child relationships the dark places of our national psyche the dark theater the dark visions already relayed by superb the darkest hours the darkest variety the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking the day-old shelf the day-old shelf would be a more appropriate location to store it the dead ( water ) weight of the other the dead horse the dead horse of surprise the dead horse of surprise as if it were an obligation . the death the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people the death penalty the death penalty , the death penalty , not just the inherent immorality the death report the death report comes to share airtime alongside the farm report the debate it joins is a necessary and timely one the decidedly foul stylings the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling the definition of a ` bad ' police shooting the dehumanizing and ego-destroying process the delete key the deliberate , tiresome ugliness the delicate characters the delicate forcefulness the delicate forcefulness of Greene's prose the delicate performances the delicate performances by Sven Wollter and Viveka Seldahl the delicate performances by Sven Wollter and Viveka Seldahl make their hopes and frustrations vivid the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome the delicious guilty pleasure the delicious pulpiness the delicious pulpiness of its lurid fiction the delight of discovery the delusions the demented mind the democratic exercise while also examining its significance for those who take part the depicted events dramatic , funny and poignant the depth and breadth the depth and breadth of emotional intimacy the depth and breadth of emotional intimacy give the physical act all of its meaning and most of its pleasure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived the depths the depths of one man the depths to which the girls-behaving-badly film has fallen the derivative Nine Queens is lots of fun the description '' unelected '' have suspected all along the desperate attempts the desperation of a very insecure man the destruction of property the details have faded like photographs from the Spanish-American War the devastating horror the devastation the devastation of this disease the devilish complexity the dialogue and drama often food-spittingly the dialogue and drama often food-spittingly funny the dialogue frequently misses the mark the dialogue is frequently overwrought and crudely literal the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . the dialogue is realistic and greatly moving . The scope of the Silberstein family the dialogue is so corny that the audience laughs out loud the dialogue sounds like horrible poetry . the difference between cho and most comics is that her confidence in her material is merited the difference between cho and most comics is that her confidence in her material is merited . the difficult process of adapting to loss the difficult relationship between a father and son the difficulties the dignity of an action hero motivated by something more than franchise possibilities the dimming the dimming of a certain ambition the diplomat's tweaked version of statecraft may have cost thousands and possibly millions of lives the direct antithesis of what it gets right the direction is clumsy the direction is intelligently accomplished the direction of Spielberg the direction of Spielberg , who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely the direction unfocused the director's the director's epitaph for himself the director's experiment the director's experiment is a successful one . the director's talent the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism the director , Tom Dey , had spliced together bits and pieces of Midnight Run and 48 Hours ( and , for that matter , Shrek ) the director and cinematographer Stephen Kazmierski shoot on grungy video , giving the whole thing a dirty , tasteless feel the director at his most sparkling the director can't do the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going the director can't seem to get a coherent rhythm going . the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD the director hasn't added enough of his own ingredients the director hasn't added enough of his own ingredients . the director is a magician the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product the director just ends up exposing his own obsession . the director of such Hollywood blockbusters as Patriot Games can still turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop the director runs with it and presents it with an unforgettable visual panache the director taking a hands-off approach when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling the director treats us to an aimless hodgepodge the director uses the last act to reel in the audience since its poignancy hooks us completely . the disadvantage of also looking cheap the disappointingly generic nature the disappointingly generic nature of the entire effort the discomfort the discomfort and embarrassment the discomfort and embarrassment of being a bumbling American in Europe the discord the disjointed the disjointed , haphazard script the disjointed feel of a bunch of strung-together TV episodes . the disparate elements don't gel the dispassionate Gantz brothers the dispassionate Gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen the dispatching of the cast is as often imaginative as it is gory the distance the distinct and very welcome sense the distinct and very welcome sense of watching intelligent people making a movie the diverse , marvelously twisted shapes history the divine calling the dizzying heights achieved by motocross and BMX riders , whose balletic hotdogging occasionally ends in bone-crushing screwups the documentary gives an especially poignant portrait of her friendship with the never flagging legal investigator David Presson . the dog from Snatch ) the doofus-on the doofus-on - the-loose banter of welcome to collinwood has a cocky , after-hours loopiness to it . and as with most late-night bull sessions , eventually the content isn't nearly as captivating as the rowdy participants think it is . the dopey plot the dorkier aspects the double-cross that made Mamet's '' House of Games '' and last fall's '' Heist '' so much fun the double-cross that made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun the down-to-earth Bullock the down-to-earth Bullock and the nonchalant Grant the downward spiral the downward spiral comes to pass the dragons are okay , not much fire in the script . the drama is finally too predictable to leave much of an impression . the drama is played out with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes the drama is played out with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes . the drama of Cube ? s personal revelations regarding what the shop means in the big picture the drama that gives added clout to this doc the dramatic conviction that underlies the best of comedies the dramatic gut-wrenching impact the dramatic gut-wrenching impact of other Holocaust films the dramatics that follow the dramatics that follow are utter hooey . the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally the dreadfulness the dream world of teen life the dreams of youth the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun the droll scene-stealing wit and wolfish pessimism of Anna Chancellor that makes this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun the drowsy heaviness of synchronized swimmer the drowsy heaviness of synchronized swimmer wearing a wool wetsuit the drumming and the marching are so excellent the dry humor the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him the dubious the dubious distinction of being a really bad imitation of the really bad Blair Witch Project the dubious feat of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy the dull the dull , nerdy folks the dull , nerdy folks that inhabit Cherish the dull effects the dullest Irish pub scenes the dullest kiddie flicks the dullest science fiction the dullest tangents the dumbest the dumbest , the dumbest , sketchiest the dumbest , sketchiest movie the dumbest , sketchiest movie on record about an aspiring writer's coming-of-age the dunce the dunce of a Screenwriting the dunce of a Screenwriting 101 class the duration of the film's shooting schedule waiting to scream the dutiful precision of a tax accountant the dynamic duo the dynamic duo on the marquee , that we just can't get no satisfaction the dynamic first act the e-graveyard the earmarks the earnest emotional core the earnestness the earnestness of its execution and the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . the ease with which it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy the easy emotional buttons the eccentric and the strange . the eccentric and the strange . The fact that it isn't very good the economic fringes the edge the edge of sanity the edge of their seats the edge of wild , lunatic invention the edge of your seat the edge of your seat , tense with suspense the edge of your seat for long stretches the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes the edge-of-your-seat , educational antics the edge-of-your-seat , educational antics of Steve Irwin the edge-of-your-seat , educational antics of Steve Irwin are priceless entertainment . the editing might have been tighter the effect comes off as self-parody the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) the effects not as innovative , nor the story as imaginative as in the original . the effects of living a dysfunctionally privileged lifestyle the effort is gratefully received the efforts of a first-rate cast the efforts of its star , Kline , to lend some dignity to a dumb story the efforts of its star , Kline , to lend some dignity to a dumb story are for naught . the el cheapo margaritas the elements that will grab you the embarrassing script the embarrassing script and the embarrassing script and weak direction the embarrassment of bringing a barf bag to the moviehouse the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such the emotion or timelessness of Disney's great past , or even that of more recent successes such as `` Mulan '' or `` Tarzan the emotional arc of its raw blues soundtrack the emotional depth the emotional development of the delicate characters the emotional heart the emotional heart of Happy the emotional integrity the emotional resonance the emotional tumult the emotions seem authentic the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and the emphasis on the latter leaves Blue Crush waterlogged the empty stud knockabout the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium the empty theatres the end Sum of All Fears morphs into a mundane '70s disaster flick . the end an honorable the end an honorable , the end an honorable , interesting failure the end an honorable , interesting failure . the end an honorable , interesting failure . It falls far short the end an honorable , interesting failure . It falls far short of poetry the end credits rolled about 45 minutes in the end it's as sweet as Greenfingers the end of his vitality the end of the world the end result does no justice to the story itself the end result does no justice to the story itself . the end that extravagantly redeems it the endeavor the ending is all too predictable and far too cliched to really work the endless the endless action the endless action sequences the endless pratfalls the endlessly the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing the endlessly repetitive the endlessly repetitive scenes the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment the enduring strengths the enduring strengths of women the energetic and always surprising performance the energetic cast the energetic frontman the energy humming the energy it takes to describe how bad it is the engaging , the enigmatic Mika and Anna Mouglalis the enigmatic Mika and Anna Mouglalis is a stunning new young talent in one of Chabrol's most intense psychological mysteries the enjoyable basic minimum . the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen the ensemble cast is engaging enough to keep you from shifting in your chair too often the ensemble gives it a buoyant delivery the ensemble has something fascinating to do the enterprise the entertaining elements the entertaining elements of the original the entertaining elements of the original and , instead , rehash old jokes the entertainment bull's - eye the enticing prospect the enticing prospect of a lot of nubile young actors in a film about campus depravity the entire exercise has no real point the entire film with the kind of detachment that makes any given frame look like a family's custom-made Christmas card the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) the entirety the entirety of the film in a coma the entrancing music the entrancing music of Philip Glass the envelope of bad taste the epicenter of cool , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema the epicenter of cool , beautiful , thought-provoking foreign cinema is smack-dab in the middle of Dubya the equal of some of its predecessors the equivalent of French hip-hop , which also seems to play on a 10-year delay the era's creme the era is recreated with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats the era is recreated with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats . the era of Richard Nixon the era of the intelligent , well-made B movie is long gone the erotics of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree the essence of a great one the essence of a great one is in there somewhere . the essence of magic the essence of what it is to be Ya-Ya the ethereal beauty the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting the euphoria the euphoria of growing up the evening to end the ever-escalating conflict the everyday lives the evocative aesthetics the evocative aesthetics evincing the hollow state of modern love life the excellent 1934 MGM version the excellent cast the excellent performances the exception of McCoist , the players don't have a clue on the park . the exception of about six gags the exception of some fleetingly amusing improvisations by Cedric the Entertainer as Perry's boss the excesses of writer-director Roger Avary the excitement the excitement is missing the excitement of such '50s flicks the excruciating End the excruciating End of Days the execution the execution is a flop with the exception of about six gags that really work the execution is a flop with the exception of about six gags that really work . the execution is lackluster at best the execution is pretty weary the execution of these twists is delivered with a hammer . Thumbs down the existential overtones of a Kieslowski morality tale the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) the exotic world the exoticism of its seas of sand to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes the expectation of laughter has been quashed by whatever obscenity is at hand the expected hoops with style and even some depth the expense of cheap-looking monsters the expense of those who paid for it and those who pay to see it the experience is profound the experience is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be the experience is profound . The Hours is what movies are supposed to be ... the experience of actually watching the movie is less compelling than the circumstances of its making . the experience of staring at a blank screen the experience worthwhile the explosions tend to simply hit their marks , pyro-correctly the expressive power the expressive power of the camera the extensive use of stock footage the extensive use of stock footage quickly becomes a tiresome cliché the extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles the extraordinarily rich landscape the extraordinary technical accomplishments the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film the extravagant confidence the extravagant confidence of the exiled aristocracy the extremely competent the extremely competent hitman the extremely competent hitman films the extremely competent hitman films such as Pulp Fiction and Get Shorty the exuberant openness the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions the exxon zone the eye , challenges the brain the eye candy here lacks considerable brio . the eyes of a character who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive the eyes of some children who remain curious about each other against all odds the fabric of the film the face and spit the face and spit in the eye the face of death the face of official repression the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea the fact that the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea the fact that virtually no one is bound to show up at theatres for it the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel the faithful the falcon arrives in the skies above Manhattan the familiar , funny surface the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity the familiar by amalgamating genres and adding true human complexity to its not-so-stock characters the familiar masterpiece the familiar topic of office politics the family , amusing and cute the family film market the fanatical excess the fans are often funny fanatics the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one the fans of the first Men in Black have come away hating the second one . the fantastic the fantastic Kathy Bates the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up the fantastic and the fantastic and the believable the fantastic kathy the fantastic kathy bates the fantastic kathy bates turns up the fantastical the fantastical aspects the fantastical aspects and the fantastical aspects and harsh realities the fantasy cinema can be when it's approached with imagination and flair the far superior Nurse Betty the far superior film the fare is fair , even coming from the drive-thru the farrelly bros . -- peter and bobby -- and their brand of screen comedy are wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career the farther it meanders from its shocking start the fascinating connections the fascinating connections between women , water , nature , and sexuality the fascination the fascination embedded in the lurid topic the fast , funny the fast , funny , and even touching story the fat the fate of hundreds of thousands of Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist the fear that parents have for the possible futures of their children the feat with aplomb the feeble examples the feeble examples of big-screen Poke-mania the feeble examples of big-screen Poke-mania that have preceded it the feel of a fanciful motion picture the feel of a summer popcorn movie the feel of a summer popcorn movie . Nothing too deep or substantial . Explosions , jokes , and sexual innuendoes abound the feel of an unedited personal journal the feel of poetic tragedy the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) the feeling of having been slimed in the name of High Art the feelings evoked in the film are lukewarm and quick to pass the feelings evoked in the film are lukewarm and quick to pass . the female orgasm the feral intensity the feral intensity of the young Bette Davis the few ` cool ' actors the few ` cool ' actors who never seems aware of his own coolness the fictional footage is unconvincing and criminally badly acted the field no favors the fierce grandeur the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes the fights become not so much a struggle of man vs . man as Brother-Man vs . The Man . the filling the film's Sopranos gags the film's action the film's almost anthropologically detailed realization the film's almost anthropologically detailed realization of early - '80s suburbia the film's best the film's best trick the film's best trick is the way that it treats conspiracy as a kind of political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen the film's best trick is the way that it treats conspiracy as a kind of political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen . the film's biggest problem the film's centre is a precisely layered performance by an actor in his mid-seventies , Michel Piccoli . the film's cheeky charm the film's comic characters come perilously close to being Amoses and Andys for a new generation . the film's conclusion powerful and satisfying the film's conflict-powered plot the film's considerable charm the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries the film's considered approach the film's considered approach to its subject the film's considered approach to its subject matter is too calm and thoughtful for agitprop , and the thinness of its characterizations makes it a failure as straight drama . ' the film's creepy the film's creepy , scary effectiveness the film's crisp , unaffected style the film's crisp , unaffected style and the film's crisp , unaffected style and air of gentle longing the film's crisp , unaffected style and air of gentle longing make it unexpectedly rewarding the film's drumbeat about authenticity , given the stale plot and pornographic way the film revels in swank apartments , clothes and parties the film's easygoing blend the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance the film's final scene is soaringly , transparently moving . the film's ill-considered notion the film's images give a backbone to the company and provide an emotional edge to its ultimate demise . the film's implicit premise is that the faith of the tonga people is in every way inferior to that of john the film's lamer the film's lamer instincts the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle the film's length becomes a part of its fun the film's manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes the film's mid-to-low budget the film's mid-to-low budget is betrayed by the surprisingly shoddy makeup work . the film's more determined to become the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . the film's nightmare versions of everyday sex-in-the-city misadventures the film's often-mined and despairing milieu the film's open-ended finale that refuses to entirely close its characters ' emotional wounds . the film's otherworldly quality the film's otherworldly quality , giving it a strange combo of you-are-there closeness with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen the film's power the film's power lies in its complexity . the film's power lies in its complexity . Nothing is black and white . the film's predictable denouement the film's problems the film's reach exceeds its grasp the film's saving graces the film's shortcomings the film's story does not live up to its style the film's strength the film's strength isn't in its details , the film's strength isn't in its details , but in the larger picture it paints - of a culture in conflict with itself , with the thin veneer of nationalism that covers our deepest , media-soaked fears . the film's striking ending the film's supposed insights are so poorly thought-out and substance-free that even a high school senior taking his or her first psychology class could dismiss them the film's vision of sport as a secular religion is a bit cloying the film's winning tone the film ( at 80 minutes ) is actually quite entertaining . the film ) addresses in a fascinating , intelligent manner the intermingling of race , politics and local commerce the film ) works the film , and at times , elevate it to a superior crime movie the film , directed by Joel Zwick , is heartfelt and hilarious in ways you can't fake . the film , flaws and the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , the film , sporting a breezy spontaneity and realistically drawn characterizations , develops into a significant character study that is both moving and wise the film , which director Gerardo Vera has drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama the film , which gives you an idea just how bad it was the film , which skirts that rapidly deteriorating line between fantasy and reality ... takes a tongue-in-cheek attitude even as it pushes the Croc Hunter agenda . the film , which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure the film , while it's not completely wreaked the film , while it's not completely wreaked , the film , while it's not completely wreaked , is seriously compromised by that the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second the film a celluloid litmus test for the intellectual and emotional pedigree of your date and a giant step backward for a director I admire the film a fuller experience the film a fuller experience , like an old friend haunted by the exigencies of time the film above anything Sandler the film above anything Sandler's been attached to before the film acknowledges upfront that the plot makes no sense , such that the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight the film acquires an undeniable entertainment value as the slight , pale Mr. Broomfield continues to force himself on people and into situations that would make lesser men run for cover . the film amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing . the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts the film ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside . the film becomes predictably conventional . the film belongs to the marvelous Verdu , a sexy slip of an earth mother who mourns her tragedies in private and embraces life in public the film benefits greatly from a less manic tone than its predecessor , as cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin the film benefits greatly from a less manic tone than its predecessor , as cho appears to have settled comfortably into her skin . the film buzz and whir the film buzz and whir ; the film buzz and whir ; very little of it the film can't help but go soft and stinky the film can only be applauded . the film careens from one colorful event to another without respite the film certainly doesn't disappoint the film certainly doesn't disappoint . the film chimes in on the grieving process and strangely draws the audience into the unexplainable pain and eccentricities that are attached to the concept of loss . the film comes off winningly , even though it's never as solid as you want it to be the film comes perilously close to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good . the film compels the film conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books the film conjures the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books . the film conjures the magic of author J.K. Rowling's books the film constantly taut ... reflecting the character's instability with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score the film could just as well be addressing the turn of the 20th century into the 21st . the film delivers a solid mixture of sweetness and laughs . the film delivers not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , but a time travel back to what it felt like during those unforgettably uncertain days the film delivers not just the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight , but a time travel back to what it felt like during those unforgettably uncertain days . the film descends into unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery the film doesn't end up having much that is fresh to say about growing up Catholic or , really , anything . the film doesn't ignore the more problematic aspects of Brown's life . the film doesn't manage to hit all of its marks the film doesn't really care about the thousands of americans who die hideously the film doesn't really care about the thousands of americans who die hideously , the film doesn't really care about the thousands of americans who die hideously , it the film doesn't really care about the thousands of americans who die hideously , it cares about how ryan meets his future wife and makes his start at the cia the film doesn't really care about the thousands of americans who die hideously , it cares about how ryan meets his future wife and makes his start at the cia . the film doesn't sustain its initial promise with a jarring , new-agey tone creeping into the second half the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way , the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way , and the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way , and -- unless prewarned -- the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way , and -- unless prewarned -- it would be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all the film does not make this statement in an easily accessible way , and -- unless prewarned -- it would be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all . the film does pack some serious suspense . the film ends with a large human tragedy . the film ends with a large human tragedy . Alas , getting there is not even half the interest . the film evokes strong emotions and pushes viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong . the film fails to fulfill its own ambitious goals the film falls back on the same old formula of teen sex , outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs . the film falls into a soothing formula of brotherly conflict and reconciliation . the film falters the film feels homogenized and a bit contrived , as if we're looking back at a tattered and ugly past with rose-tinted glasses . the film feels like a breath of fresh air , but only to those that allow it in . the film feels like a low-budget TV pilot that could not find a buyer to play it on the tube . the film feels more like a series of toasts at a testimonial dinner than a documentary the film firmly above the level of other coming-of-age films the film flounders when it comes to giving them something to do the film for anyone the film founders on its lack of empathy for the social milieu - rich New York intelligentsia - and its off the film from the very beginning the film gets added disdain for the fact that it is nearly impossible to look at or understand . the film gets great laughs , but never at the expense of its characters the film gives no quarter to anyone seeking to pull a cohesive story out of its 2 1\/2 - hour running time . the film goes right over the edge and kills every sense of believability the film grounded in an undeniable social realism the film grows as dull as its characters , about whose fate it is hard to care . the film has -- ironically - distanced us from the characters the film has a gentle , unforced intimacy that never becomes claustrophobic . the film has a lot of charm . the film has a problem the film has an odd purity that doesn't bring you into the characters so much as it has you study them . the film has in Kieran Culkin a pitch-perfect Holden . the film has not a trace of humanity or empathy the film has some of the best special effects ever the film high above run-of-the-filth gangster flicks the film idiotically uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea the film in a coma the film in a very real and amusing give-and-take the film is , arguably , the most accomplished work to date from Hong Kong's versatile Stanley Kwan . the film is , at its core , deeply pessimistic or quietly hopeful the film is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence the film is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence , the film is a contrivance , as artificial as the video games japanese teens play in a nightclub sequence , but it's an enjoyable one . the film is a fuzzy huggy . the film is a good one the film is a hilarious adventure the film is a hilarious adventure and the film is a hilarious adventure and I shamelessly enjoyed it the film is a hilarious adventure and I shamelessly enjoyed it . the film is a pleasant enough dish . the film is a refreshingly serious look at young women . the film is about as interesting as an insurance commercial . the film is almost unsurpassed . the film is also imbued with strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama the film is an agonizing the film is an agonizing bore except when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up the film is an agonizing bore except when the fantastic kathy bates turns up . bravado kathy the film is an enjoyable and frankly told tale of a people who live among us , but not necessarily with us . the film is an oddly fascinating depiction of an architect of pop culture the film is blazingly alive and admirable on many levels . the film is competent the film is deadly dull the film is designed to make viewers of all ages the film is doing something of a public service -- shedding light on a group of extremely talented musicians who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans . the film is essentially juiceless . the film is every bit as fascinating as it is flawed . the film is extremely thorough . the film is funny , insightfully human and a delightful lark for history buffs the film is just a corny examination of a young actress trying to find her way . the film is just hectic and homiletic : two parts exhausting Men in Black mayhem to one part family values . the film is less poetic than simply pretentious . the film is less the cheap thriller you'd expect than it is a fairly revealing study of its two main characters -- damaged-goods people whose orbits will inevitably and dangerously collide . the film is more worshipful than your random E ! the film is more worshipful than your random E ! True Hollywood Story . the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is the film isn't nearly as downbeat as it sounds , but strikes a tone that's alternately melancholic , hopeful and strangely funny . the film is never dull the film is not entirely successful the film is not only a love song to the movies the film is not only a love song to the movies but the film is not only a love song to the movies but it also is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes the film is not only a love song to the movies but it also is more fully an example of the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience it rhapsodizes . the film is overblown in its plotting , hackneyed in its dialogue and anachronistic in its style . the film is powerful , accessible and funny the film is powerful , accessible and funny . the film is powerful , accessible and funny . you won't miss its messages , the film is powerful , accessible and funny . you won't miss its messages , but the film is powerful , accessible and funny . you won't miss its messages , but you'll be entertained as well the film is powerful , accessible and funny . you won't miss its messages , but you'll be entertained as well . the film is small in scope , yet perfectly formed the film is small in scope , yet perfectly formed . the film is so bleak that it's hardly watchable the film is so mired in juvenile and near-xenophobic pedagogy that it's enough to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking . the film is static the film is superficial and will probably be of interest primarily to its target audience the film is the cast , particularly the Ya-Yas themselves . the film is typical Miike : fast , furious and full of off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes . the film is weak on detail and strong on personality the film is well under way -- the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching the film is well worthwhile . the film is well-crafted the film is well-crafted and the film is well-crafted and this one is the film is well-intentioned the film is whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau the film its flaws the film itself -- as well its delightful cast -- is so breezy the film itself -- as well its delightful cast -- is so breezy , pretty and gifted , it really won my heart the film itself is merely mildly charming the film itself is small and shriveled the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging the film itself is ultimately quite unengaging . the film knows what's unique and quirky about Canadians the film lacks in general focus the film lacks momentum and its position remains mostly undeterminable the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . the film loses credibility . the film maintains a beguiling serenity and poise that make it accessible for a non-narrative feature . the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality the film makes up for it with a pleasing verisimilitude . the film manages to keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity . the film misfires at every level the film more cohesive the film more silly than scary the film must have been written ... in the thrall of a vicious hangover the film never feels derivative the film never feels draggy the film never manages to generate a single threat of suspense the film never percolates beyond a monotonous whine . the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad , the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad , and the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad , and the too-frosty exterior Ms. Paltrow employs to authenticate her British persona is another liability the film never recovers from the clumsy cliché of the ugly American abroad , and the too-frosty exterior Ms. Paltrow employs to authenticate her British persona is another liability . the film never rises above a conventional , two dimension tale the film never succumbs to the trap of the maudlin or tearful , offering instead with its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future . the film never veers from its comic course the film of '' The Kid Stays the film on his broad , handsome shoulders the film opens with maggots crawling on a dead dog the film operates nicely off the element of surprise the film operates nicely off the element of surprise , the film portrays the film ratchets up the stirring soundtrack , throws in a fish-out-of-water gag and lets the cliched dialogue rip . Or else a doggie winks . the film reduces this domestic tragedy to florid melodrama the film retains ambiguities that make it well worth watching . the film seem like something to endure instead of enjoy the film seems as deflated as he does the film settles in and becomes compulsively watchable in a guilty-pleasure , daytime-drama sort of fashion . the film settles too easily along the contours of expectation the film shatters you in waves . the film should be seen as a conversation starter . the film should be seen as a conversation starter . It's not an easy one to review . the film should instead be called ` My Husband Is Travis Bickle ' the film shows signs that someone other than the director got into the editing room and tried to improve things by making the movie go faster . the film sits with square conviction the film sits with square conviction and touching good sense on the experience of its women the film sometimes flags the film sometimes flags ... the film sometimes flags ... but there is enough secondary action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace the film special the film starts playing like General Hospital crossed with a Saturday Night Live spoof of Dog Day Afternoon . the film succeeds as an emotionally accessible , almost mystical work the film succeeds with its dark , delicate treatment of these characters and its unerring respect for them . the film suffers from a lack of humor ( something needed to balance out the violence ) ... the film suffers from a philosophical emptiness and maddeningly sedate pacing . the film suffers from a simplistic narrative and a pat , fairy-tale conclusion . the film suffers from its own difficulties the film tackles its relatively serious subject with an open mind and considerable good cheer , and is never less than engaging . the film tanks the film that makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative the film that surprises or delights the film to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror the film to drag on for nearly three hours the film together with an engaging and warm performance the film trails off into inconsequentiality . the film turns into an engrossing thriller almost in spite of itself . the film ultimately fails the film unfolds with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller , until the tragedy beneath it all gradually reveals itself . the film uses humour to make its points about acceptance and growth the film uses humour to make its points about acceptance and growth . the film version the film version of High Fidelity the film was better than Saving Private Ryan the film was better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . the film was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances by both steve buscemi and rosario dawson the film was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances by both steve buscemi and rosario dawson ... the film with a creepy and dead-on performance the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer the film with their charisma the film works the film works - mostly due to its superior cast of characters . the film works as well as it does because of the performances . the film works in spite of it the film works on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull . the film works well enough to make it worth watching the film would be a total washout . the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing the filmmaker's bottomless pit the filmmaker's bottomless pit of self-absorption the filmmaker's characteristic style the filmmaker's extraordinary access the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud , the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud , whose charm , cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent the filmmaker's lifelong concern with formalist experimentation in cinematic art the filmmaker's relative passivity will make it tough for them to really care . the filmmaker his Dad was , but heck -- few filmmakers will . the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself the filmmaker would disagree the filmmaker would disagree , but , honestly , I don't see the point the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project the filmmakers ' post-camp comprehension of what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion the filmmakers and studio are brazen enough to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie the filmmakers come up with nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences the filmmakers could dredge up the filmmakers found this a remarkable and novel concept the filmmakers have made every effort to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention the filmmakers just follow the books the filmmakers know that the likely audience will already be among the faithful the filmmakers look down on their working-class subjects from their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful the filmmakers supply enough complications , close calls and double-crosses to satisfy us the filmmakers to force-feed James Bond the filmmakers to present the biblical message of forgiveness without it ever becoming preachy or syrupy the filmmakers were worried the filmmaking clumsy and rushed the filmmaking in Invincible the filmmaking in Invincible is such that the movie does not do them justice the filmmaking may be a bit disjointed the final dance work , The Selection the final dance work , the selection , became in its final form the final day of the season the final effect is like having two guys yelling in your face for two hours . the final product is a ghost the final result makes for adequate entertainment , i suppose the final result makes for adequate entertainment , i suppose , the final result makes for adequate entertainment , i suppose , but anyone who has seen chicago on stage will leave the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal the final result makes for adequate entertainment , i suppose , but anyone who has seen chicago on stage will leave the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal . the fine line between cheese the fine line between cheese and earnestness remarkably well the fine star performances the fine work the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast the finest the finest chef the finest chef can't make a hotdog into anything more than a hotdog the finest films the finest films of the year the finest kind the finest of specials the finish line the finish line winded but the finished film , that's a bad sign the finished product's unshapely look the fires of Chick Flick Hell the first 2\/3 of the film are incredibly captivating and insanely funny , thanks in part to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor ... the first Men in Black was money the first actor to lead a group of talented friends astray the first and the first and last look at one of the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career the first and simply the best family film of the year the first computer-generated feature cartoon to feel like other movies the first film I've ever seen that had no obvious directing involved the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes the first film so special the first full scale WWII flick the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style the first half of Sorority Boys the first half of Sorority Boys is as appalling as any ` comedy ' to ever spill from a projector's lens the first half of his movie generates by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull the first lousy Guy Ritchie imitation the first movie the first movie based on J.K. Rowling's phenomenal fantasy best sellers the first one charming the first opportunity the first order the first part making up for any flaws that come later the first place the first sci-fi comedy that could benefit from a Three's Company-style laugh track the first time in years the first to be released in the U . S the first two are ruined by amateurish writing and acting , while the third feels limited by its short running time the first two films ' loose-jointed structure the first two-thirds of this sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and furious tale the five writers the fizz of a Busby Berkeley musical and the visceral excitement of a sports extravaganza the flamboyant , the outrageous the flamboyant mannerisms the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances the flash of rock videos fused with solid performances and eerie atmosphere . the flashback of the original rape the flat dialogue the flat dialogue by Vincent R . Nebrida or the gutless direction the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida the flawed support structure the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up the flaws the fleeting joys of love's brief moment the flimsy story the floppy hair the flowering of the South Korean cinema the flowers of perversity , comedy and romance the folks who prepare the folly of superficiality the folly of superficiality that is itself the fondness he has for his characters the food is enticing the force of humanity over hardware in a way that George Lucas has long forgotten the forced New Jersey lowbrow accent Uma the forced New Jersey lowbrow accent Uma had the forced funniness found in the dullest kiddie flicks the forest the form of dazzling pop entertainment the formula feel fresh the formula fresh again the four primary actors the franchise's best years the franchise's best years are long past the free-wheeling noir spirit the frenzied comic moments never click the frequent allusions the frequent allusions to gurus and doshas will strike some Westerners as verging on mumbo-jumbo the fresh air the fresh air of true sophistication the friendship the front ranks of China's now numerous , world-renowned filmmakers the frustrated maniac the frustration , the full assault the full assault of Reno's immense wit and insight the full assault of reno's immense wit and insight the full emotional the full emotional involvement and the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer . that is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion the full price for a date the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead the full visceral impact the full visceral impact of a ruthless army on the warpath but the fun the fun of Toy Story 2 the fun of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun the fun wears thin -- then out -- when there's nothing else happening the fun-loving libertine lost somewhere inside the conservative , handbag-clutching Sarandon the funnier movies the funniest 5 minutes the funniest 5 minutes to date in this spy comedy franchise the funniest American comedy the funniest American comedy since Graffiti Bridge the funniest and most accurate depiction the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer the funniest film the funniest idea the funniest jokes the funniest jokes of any movie the funniest moments the funniest moments in this oddly sweet comedy about jokester highway patrolmen the funniest motion the funniest movie the funniest movie of the year the funniest person the funniest person in the film , which gives you an idea just how bad it was the funniest thing the funniest thing in the world the funny bone the funnybone thanks the further Oprahfication of the world the future than `` Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen the fuzzy sentimentality of the movie itself , which feels the gabbiest giant-screen movie the gags are often a stitch the gags are often a stitch . the gags are puerile the gags are puerile . the gamble is worth the promise the game is even more rigged than it was two centuries ago . the gander , some of which occasionally amuses but none of which amounts to much of a story the gang-infested the gay '70s the gay community as an all-inclusive world where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves the gears of justice the general's the general sense that no two people working on the production the generally sad existence the generally sad existence of the Bedouins the genre and another first-rate performance the gentle and humane side the gentle melding the gentle melding of drama and comedy makes '' What Time Is It There ? '' the gentle melding of drama and comedy makes `` What Time Is It There ? '' the genuine ones barely register the genuinely funny jokes the genuinely funny jokes are few and far between the giant Achilles ' heel in `` Stuart Little 2 `` the giant Achilles ' heel in `` Stuart Little 2 `` : the giant Achilles ' heel in `` Stuart Little 2 `` : There's just no story , folks the giant screen and its hyper-realistic images the gift of tears the gift of the magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene . merry friggin ' christmas the gifted Korean American stand-up the gifted Pearce the gifted Pearce on hand the gifted Pearce on hand to keep things on semi-stable ground dramatically the gifts of all involved , starting with Spielberg and going right through the ranks of the players -- on-camera and off -- that he brings together . the giggles the gimmick of being filmed as a single unbroken 87-minute the girls ' amusing personalities the girls -- his film is a frat boy's idea of a good time the girls-behaving-badly film has fallen the glacier-paced direction the glacier-paced direction and the glacier-paced direction and the stereotypical characters the glamorous machine that thrusts the audience into a future they won't much care about the glaring triteness of the plot device the glass slipper doesn't quite fit the globe in dazzling panoramic shots that make the most of the large-screen format , before swooping down on a string of exotic locales , scooping the whole world up in a joyous communal festival of rhythm the gloomy film noir veil the glorious , gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days the glorious , gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days , the glorious , gaudy benefit of much stock footage of Those Days , featuring all manner of drag queen , bearded lady and lactating hippie the glorious chicanery and self-delusion the glorious chicanery and self-delusion of this most American of businesses the glory days of Weekend and Two or Three Things the gloss the glum , numb the glum , numb experience the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma the goal the gold the goo the good , the good , which is its essential problem the good and different the good and different idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and , except for the fine star performances the good and different idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and , except for the fine star performances , there is little else to recommend '' Never Again . '' the good and different idea ( of middle-aged romance ) is not handled well and , except for the fine star performances , there is little else to recommend `` Never Again . '' the good fight the good intentions the good sense to cast actors who are , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public the good stuff the good-time shenanigans the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective the goods the goods and audiences will have a fun , no-frills ride the goods for Schwarzenegger fans the goodwill the first half of his movie generates by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape the gorgeous , ramshackle landscape of the filmmaker's motherland the gorgeous locales the gorgeous locales and the gorgeous locales and exceptional lead performances the gorgeous piano the gorgeous piano and the gorgeous piano and strings on the soundtrack the grace to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made the grade as tawdry trash the grand , intelligent entertainment the grand , intelligent entertainment of a superior cast playing smart people amid a compelling plot the grandeur the grandeur of the best Next Generation episodes the grandeur of the best Next Generation episodes is lacking the grandiosity of a college student who sees himself as impervious to a fall the grandkids or the grandparents the grandness the grandness of romance the gratuitous cinematic distractions the gravitational pull the grease the great Daniel Auteuil the great Daniel Auteuil , the great Daniel Auteuil , '' the great Daniel Auteuil , '' Sade '' the great equalizer that can calm us of our daily ills and bring out joys in our lives that we never knew the great films the great films about movie love the great minds the great minds of our times the greater beause director the greater beause director Zhang's last film , the cuddly Shower , was a non-threatening multi-character piece centered around a public bath house the greatest date movies the greatest date movies in years the greatest family-oriented the greatest family-oriented , the greatest family-oriented , fantasy-adventure movies the greatest films the greatest generation the greatest natural sportsmen the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times the greatest plays the greatest plays of the last 100 years the greatest romantic comedies the greatness the greedy talent agents the grieving process the grim situation the grind to refresh our souls the grinding of bad ideas the gross-out comedy the grosses the grossest movie the grotesque the group's playful spark the group's playful spark of nonconformity the growing , moldering pile the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation the guilty the guilty pleasure the guilty pleasure b-movie the guise of a dark and quirky comedy the guise of a modern motion picture the gum stuck under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater the guru who helped the gutless direction the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen the guy-in-a-dress genre the hail of bullets , none of which ever seem to hit the half-lit , sometimes creepy intimacy the half-lit , sometimes creepy intimacy of college dorm rooms , a subtlety that makes the silly , over-the-top coda especially disappointing the hallmark of this bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery the hallmarks the hallucinatory drug culture the hand that has finally , to some extent , warmed up to him the handicapped than a nice Belgian waffle the haphazard administration the haphazard administration of it and the haphazard administration of it and public misperception of how the whole thing works the haphazardness of evil the hapless facilitator the hapless facilitator of an extended cheap the hapless victims the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' the hapless victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome the happy music the hardy spirit the hardy spirit of Cuban music the harsh existence the harsh reality of my situation the hastily and amateurishly the haunting images the head of the class of women's films the heart , the heart , one which it fails to get the heart , the mind the heart and the heart and soul of cinema the heart as well as the heart of American society in an unnerving way the heart of Italian for Beginners the heart of anyone old enough to have earned a 50-year friendship the heart of the film the heart of the movie the heart soar the heart soar . the heart soar . Yes , soar the heart-pounding suspense the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller the heartbeat of the world , the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds the hearts and minds the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages the hearts of both children and adults the heat that ignites this gripping tale the heat that ignites this gripping tale , the heat that ignites this gripping tale , and the heat that ignites this gripping tale , and the humor and humanity that root it in feeling the heaviest , most joyless movie the heaving passion of Puccini's famous love-jealousy the heaving passion of Puccini's famous love-jealousy - murder-suicide fandango with great cinematic innovation the heavy-handed film the heavy-handedness the hell the hell cares the herd the hero's odyssey the heroes of horror movies try to avoid the high infidelity the high seas that works better the less the brain is engaged the high standards the high standards of performance the high-buffed gloss and high-octane jolts the highest and the performances the highest degree the highest power the highest power of all is the power of love the highest production values the highest production values you've ever seen the highly predictable narrative the highly predictable narrative falls short the highs and lows the hilarious writer-director himself the hills the historical , philosophical the historical , philosophical , and the historical period and the histrionics reach a truly annoying pitch the holes in the story and the somewhat predictable plot the holocaust the home video market the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production the honor the horizons of boredom to the point of collapse , turning into a black hole of dullness , from which no interesting concept can escape the horrible pains the horrible pains of a death the horrifying historical reality the horror the horror concept completely loses its creepy menace . the horror fan the horror fan who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest the horrors the horrors of the killing field and the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing the huge stuff in life can usually be traced back to the little things the huge-screen format to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation the human race splitting in two the human spirit triumphs the human story is pushed to one side the humanity of its people the humanizing of one woman the humanizing stuff that will probably sink the film for anyone who doesn't think about percentages all day long the humans are acting like puppets the humor , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence the humor , characterization , poignancy , and intelligence of a bad sitcom the humor and humanity the humor and humanity that root it in feeling the humor and intelligence the humor and intelligence of the script the humor aspects of ` Jason X ' were far more entertaining than I had expected the humor aspects of ` jason x ' were far more entertaining than i had expected the humor didn't quite engage this adult the humor didn't quite engage this adult . the humor dwindles the humor dwindles . the humor has point the humor is of the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty the humor is recognizably Plympton the humor wry the humor wry and the humor wry and sprightly the hurried , badly cobbled look the hurried , badly cobbled look of the 1959 Godzilla , which combined scenes of a Japanese monster flick with canned shots of Raymond Burr commenting on the monster's path of destruction the hype the hype , the celebrity , the hype , the celebrity , the high life , the conspiracies and the mystery the hypocrisy the hypocrisy of political correctness the hysteria the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself the idea of making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often catapulting the artist into her own work the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept the idea of the documentary on its head , making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery the idea of the white man arriving on foreign shores to show wary natives the true light is abhorrent to you the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble . the ideal casting the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm the ideal outlet the ideal outlet for his flick-knife diction in the role of Roger Swanson the ideas about techno-saturation the ideas tie together beautifully the idiocy the idiocy of its last frames the idiocy of the film industry the illogic of its characters the illusion of work is than actual work the image that really tells the tale the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light the images often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction the images often look smeary and blurry , to the point of distraction . Then again , in a better movie the imaginary sport it projects onto the screen -- loud , violent and mindless the imagination the imagination and hermetic analysis the imagination and hermetic analysis of Todd Solondz the imagination to germinate the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults the imagined glory of their own pasts the immediate aftermath the immediate aftermath of the terrorist attacks the impact of the Disney classic , the impact of the Disney classic , and even the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version the impatient the implications the importance of being earnest , so thick with wit the importance of being earnest , so thick with wit it plays like a reading from bartlett's familiar quotations the importance of the man and the code merge the importance of the musicians the impossible task the impossible task of making them jell the impossibly long limbs and sweetly conspiratorial smile the impression the creators of Don't Ask Don't Tell laughed a hell of a lot at their own jokes the impression the creators of Don't Ask Don't Tell laughed a hell of a lot at their own jokes . the impressive cast list the impressive stagings of hardware the impressively discreet filmmakers the improbable `` Formula 51 '' is somewhat entertaining the improperly hammy performance the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea the inability the inanities of the contemporary music business the inanities of the contemporary music business and a rather sad story of the difficulties the inanity the inanity -- and the Cold War datedness -- the incessant , so-five-minutes-ago pop music the incessant lounge music the incessant use the incessant use of cell phones the inchoate but already eldritch Christian Right propaganda machine the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear the incomprehensible Anne Rice novel the increasingly far-fetched events the increasingly far-fetched events that first-time writer-director Neil Burger follows up with the incredible IMAX sound system the incredible IMAX sound system lets you feel the beat down to your toes the incredible storyline the incredibly flexible the incredibly flexible cast the indomitable human will the indulgent dead-end experimentation the ineffectual Broomfield the inevitable Hollywood remake the inevitable Hollywood remake flattens out all its odd , intriguing wrinkles the ingredients are there . the ingredients are there . But an unwillingness to explore beyond the surfaces of her characters prevents Nettelbeck's film from coming together . the ingredients don't quite add up to a meal the inherent absurdity the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise the inherent conflict between commerce and creativity the inner rhythms of love and jealousy and sacrifice the inner struggles of our adolescent heroes - insecure , uncontrolled , and intense the innocence the ins and outs of modern moviemaking the insanity the insight and honesty the insight and honesty of this disarming indie the insightful writer\/director the insightful writer\/director responsible the insightful writer\/director responsible for this illuminating comedy the insights gleaned from a lifetime of spiritual inquiry the insinuation of mediocre acting the insinuation of mediocre acting or the insinuation of mediocre acting or a fairly trite narrative the insipid script the inspiration the inspiration of the original the inspiration of the original and the inspiration of the original and has a bloated plot that stretches the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . the inspired performance the inspired performance of Tim Allen the insubstantial plot the integrity the integrity and vision the intellectual and emotional impact the intellectual and emotional pedigree of your date and a giant step backward for a director I admire the intelligence level of the characters must be low , very low , very very low , for the masquerade to work the intelligence of gay audiences has been grossly underestimated the intelligence of gay audiences has been grossly underestimated , and the intelligence of gay audiences has been grossly underestimated , and a meaty plot and well-developed characters have been sacrificed for skin and flash that barely fizzle the intelligence of gay audiences has been grossly underestimated , and a meaty plot and well-developed characters have been sacrificed for skin and flash that barely fizzle . the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves the intelligent , well-made B movie the intelligent French drama the intelligent romantic comedy the intelligent romantic comedy with actual ideas on its mind the intelligent romantic comedy with actual ideas on its mind . the intended , er , spirit the intensity the intensity of the film the intensity of the film high the intensity that made her an interesting character to begin with the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions the intention is quite the opposite the intentionally low standards the intentionally low standards of frat-boy humor the intentions are lofty the interests of doing them good the interior lives of the characters in his film the interplay within partnerships and among partnerships and the general air of gator-bashing are consistently delightful the interviews that follow , with the practitioners of this ancient Indian practice , are as subtle and as enigmatic the intimate , unguarded moments of folks who live in unusual homes the intimate , unguarded moments of folks who live in unusual homes -- the intimate , unguarded moments of folks who live in unusual homes -- which pop up in nearly every corner of the country the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache the intoxicating fumes the intoxicating fumes and the intoxicating fumes and emotional ghosts of a freshly painted Rembrandt the intoxicating masala the intricate preciseness the intricate preciseness of the best short story writing the intrigue , betrayal , deceit and murder the intrigue and suspense the intrigue and suspense and the intrigue and suspense and mystery the intrigue and suspense and mystery of the whole thing the intrigue from the TV series the intrigue of academic skullduggery and politics the intriguing premise the invisible hand of the marketplace wrote a script that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match . the irksome , tiresome nature of complacency the irrelevant as on the engaging , the irrelevant as on the engaging , which gradually turns What Time the irrepressible eccentric of River's Edge , Dead Man and Back to the Future the irresponsible the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any the issues are subtly presented the jaunt is practically over before it begins . the job done , running off the limited chemistry created by Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Lopez the joie de vivre even as he creates the joke wears thin the jokes , the jokes , most at women's expense the jokes are a little lukewarm the jokes are a little lukewarm , the journey doesn't really go anywhere . the journey feel like a party the journey is far more interesting than the final destination the journey is such a mesmerizing one the joy of Fuhrman's destructive escapism or the joy of Fuhrman's destructive escapism or the grace-in-rebellion found by his characters the joy the characters take in this creed the joyous , turbulent self-discovery the junk-calorie suspense tropes the junk-calorie suspense tropes that have all but ruined his career the kaleidoscope of big , colorful characters the kathie lee gifford of film directors the key to stand-up is to always make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but the key turning point of the 20th century the kids are as cute as all get-out the kids start pulling off stunts not even Steven Spielberg would know how to do the kids will want to see over and over again the killer in Insomnia the killer in Insomnia . He does this so well the killing field and the killing field and the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing the kind of ` laugh therapy ' the kind of ` laugh therapy ' I need from movie comedies the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows the kind of detachment the kind of dramatic unity the kind of dramatic unity that transports you the kind of effectively creepy-scary thriller the kind of effectively creepy-scary thriller that has you fixating on a far corner of the screen at times because your nerves just can't take it any more the kind of elegant symmetry the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today the kind of energy it's documenting the kind of engaging historical drama that Hollywood appears to have given up on in favor of sentimental war movies in the vein of ` We Were Soldiers the kind of entertainment that parents love to have their kids the kind of entertainment that parents love to have their kids see . the kind of film that could only be made by African-Americans because of its broad racial insensitivity towards African-Americans the kind of genuine depth the kind of insouciance embedded in the sexy demise of James Dean the kind of intimate and character-driven film the kind of intimate and character-driven film that Bille August does best the kind of intimate and character-driven film that Bille August does best . the kind of linguistic fumbling the kind of linguistic fumbling not heard since Macy Gray's game of Chinese whispers with Mr Bean the kind of lush , all-enveloping movie experience the kind of motion picture that won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards the kind of movie Toback's detractors always accuse him of making the kind of movie during which you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness the kind of movie that's critic-proof , simply because it aims so low the kind of movie that deserves a chance to shine the kind of movie that ends up festooning U . S . art house screens for no reason other than the fact that it's in French ( well , mostly ) with English subtitles and is magically ` significant ' because of that the kind of movie that entertains even as it turns maddeningly predictable the kind of movie that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics the kind of movie that leaves vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics . the kind of movie that makes you want to like it the kind of movie we were hoping '' Ecks vs . Sever '' or '' xXx '' was going to be the kind of movie you can't quite recommend because it is all windup and not much of a pitch the kind of obnoxious the kind of parent who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix the kind of pigeonhole-resisting romp that Hollywood too rarely provides the kind of prechewed racial clichés that have already been through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while the kind of reporting that is done by the supposedly liberal media ... to the intimate and ultimately tragic heartache of maverick individuals like Hatfield and Hicks the kind of social texture and realism the kind of soft-core twaddle the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries the kind of under-inspired , overblown enterprise that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name the kind of visual flair that shows what great cinema can really do the kind that charges full admission and gets the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy the kind that sacrifices real heroism and abject suffering for melodrama the kiss of death in this bitter Italian comedy the knee-jerk misogyny the knee-jerk misogyny that passes for humor in so many teenage comedies the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics the laborious pacing the laborious pacing and the labyrinthine ways the lack of a compelling or comprehensible narrative the lack of climax and , worst of all the lack of linearity the lack of linearity is the point of emotional and moral departure for protagonist Alice the lack-of-attention span the lady and the duke is a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the french revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective the lady and the duke is a smart , romantic drama that dares to depict the french revolution from the aristocrats ' perspective . the land the land of unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles the large cast is solid the larger socio-political picture of the situation in Northern Ireland in favour of an approach that throws one in the pulsating thick of a truly frightening situation the last 15 minutes the last days the last plot device left standing the last thing you would expect from a film with this title or indeed from any Plympton film : boring the last time I saw a movie where I wanted so badly for the protagonist to fail the last time I saw a theater full of people constantly checking their watches the last time I saw a theater full of people constantly checking their watches was during my SATs . the last time I saw an audience laugh so much during a movie the last time I saw worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops the latest eccentric the latest gimmick from this unimaginative comedian the latrine the latter's attendant intelligence the latter's attendant intelligence , poetry , passion , and genius the laughs the layered richness the layered richness of the imagery in this chiaroscuro of madness and light the layers of soap-opera emotion the laziness and arrogance the laziness and arrogance of a thing that already knows it's won the lazy material the lazy material and the lazy material and the finished product's unshapely look the lazy people the lazy people behind the camera as well the lazy plotting the lead actor phones in his autobiographical performance the leads ) are such a companionable couple the least bit ashamed in admitting that my enjoyment came at the expense of seeing justice served , even if it's a dish that's best served cold the least bit mesmerizing the least demanding the legendary wit's the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum the lengths the lengths to which he'll go to weave a protective cocoon around his own ego the less charitable might describe as a castrated the lesson , in the end , is nothing new the lesson , in the end , is nothing new . the lesson in repugnance the level of an after-school TV special the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires the level of intelligence and visual splendour that can be seen in other films the level of marginal competence the level of the comedy declines as the movie proceeds the level that one enjoys a bad slasher flick the libretto directs , ideally capturing the opera's drama and lyricism the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being the life of the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had the light , comic side the light , comic side of the issue the light comedic work the light comedic work of Zhao Benshan and the delicate ways of Dong Jie the light of the exit sign the light-footed enchantment the light-footed enchantment the material needs the likes the likes of which mainstream audiences have rarely seen the limitations of his skill the limitations of his skill and the limited chemistry the limited chemistry created by Ralph Fiennes and Jennifer Lopez the limited range of a comedian the limits of what a film can be , the line between black comedy and black hole the line between sappy and sanguine the lines work the lion king the list of things he does well the little nuances the little nuances that perhaps had to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny to happen , the little yard apes the lively , convincing dialogue the lively intelligence the lively intelligence of the artists the lively intelligence of the artists and the lively intelligence of the artists and their perceptiveness about their own situations the lives of women torn apart by a legacy of abuse the living hell the local flavour with a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza the long , dishonorable history the long , dishonorable history of quickie teen-pop exploitation the long and eventful spiritual journey the long and eventful spiritual journey of the guru who helped the long list of renegade-cop tales the long-dreaded completion of the Police Academy series the long-faced sad sack the longest 90 minutes the longest 90 minutes of your movie-going life the look and the period trappings right the loose ! Run for your lives the looseness of the piece the loud and the ludicrous the lousy Tarantino imitations the lousy dialogue the lovable-loser protagonist the love the love of family the lovely the lovely Hush ! the lovely Hush ! and the lovely hush the lovers the low-budget production the low-budget production swings annoyingly between vertigo and opacity . the low-grade cheese standards the low-grade cheese standards on which it operates the lower depths the lush scenery the lustrous polished visuals the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and , of course , the lustrous polished visuals rich in color and creativity and , of course , special effect the maddening and the maddening and magnetic ebb and flow of friendship the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie the magic of author the magic of author J . K . Rowling's books the magic of author J.K. Rowling's books the magic that made it all work the magnificent Jackie Chan the magnificent swooping aerial shots the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking the magnificent swooping aerial shots are breathtaking , the maid is a lie the mainstream of filmmaking with an assurance worthy of international acclaim the majesty the majesty of Tolkien's writing the major issues the majority of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were the making of melodrama the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies the makings of an interesting meditation on the ethereal nature of the internet and the otherworldly energies it could channel the man the man's greatness the man and the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat the manner in which it addresses current terrorism anxieties and sidesteps them at the same time the manner of a Golden Book sprung to life the manner of a golden book sprung to life the manner of the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title the many , many moments when we recognize even without the Elizabethan prose , the play behind the thing the many fine the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations the many inconsistencies the margin that gives viewers a chance to learn , to grow , to travel the mark the mark of a documentary that works the marquee , that we just can't get no satisfaction the marquis de sade couldn't have been as dull a person as this film makes him out to be the marquis de sade couldn't have been as dull a person as this film makes him out to be . the martial arts master to top form the marvelous Verdu the marvelous Verdu , the marvelous Verdu , a sexy slip of an earth mother who mourns her tragedies in private and embraces life in public the marvelous first 101 minutes the marvelous first 101 minutes have to be combined with the misconceived final 5 the massacre the masses with star power , a pop-induced score the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental the masses with star power , a pop-induced score and sentimental moments the massive waves that lifts Blue Crush into one of the summer's most pleasurable movies the master of innuendo the masterful British actor Ian Holm the match that should be used to burn every print of the film the material is so second-rate the material link is too tenuous to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . the material seem genuine rather than pandering the maudlin way its story unfolds the mayhem in Formula 51 the meaning and value the meaning and value of family the meaning of the word ` quit the meaning of the word ` quit . ' the measured pace and lack of dramatic inflection the mediocre end the mediocre end of the pool the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy the memorable character creations the memorable experience the men and machines behind the curtains of our planet the menace of its sparse dialogue the mere suggestion of serial killers the merits of fighting hard for something that really matters the mess the mess that is World Traveler the message is too blatant the message of our close ties with animals can certainly not be emphasized enough the messiness the messy the messy emotions the messy emotions raging throughout this three-hour effort the messy emotions raging throughout this three-hour effort are instantly recognizable , allowing the film to paradoxically feel familiar and foreign at the same time the messy emotions raging throughout this three-hour effort are instantly recognizable , allowing the film to paradoxically feel familiar and foreign at the same time . the middle , the film compels the middle , the film compels , the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run the middle of the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and the mill sci-fi film with a flimsy ending and lots of hype the mind to enter and accept another world the mind to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway the minds and hearts the minds and hearts of many the minimum requirement of Disney animation the miniseries the miracle the miracle of Shainberg's film the miracle of Shainberg's film is that it truly is romance the miracle of shainberg's film the miracle of shainberg's film is that it truly is romance the mire of this alleged psychological thriller in search of purpose or even a plot the misanthropic the misconceived final 5 the miserable standards the miserable standards to which the slasher genre has sunk the misery the misfortune of being released a few decades too late the misleading title the mixture , the intoxicating masala , the modern B-scene : neither as funny nor as clever the modern condition of rootlessness , a state the modern day the modern masculine the modern masculine journey the modern rut the modern rut of narrative banality the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself the mold of feel-good movies the molehill the moment when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations the momentary joys the momentary joys of pretty and weightless intellectual entertainment the mood for a Bollywood film the mood for a fun -- but bad -- movie the mood for an intelligent weepy the mood is laid back the moral stiffness the more common saccharine genre the more daring and surprising American movies the more daring and surprising American movies of the year the more hackneyed elements of the film the more hackneyed elements of the film easier to digest the more influential works the more irritating cartoons the more lascivious-minded might be disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service the more outrageous bits achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions the more outrageous bits achieve a shock-you-into-laughter intensity of almost Dadaist proportions . the more outre aspects of ` black culture ' and the dorkier aspects the more outre aspects of ` black culture ' and the dorkier aspects of ` white culture , ' even as it points out how inseparable the two are the more overtly silly dialogue the more problematic aspects the more serious-minded concerns the more serious-minded concerns of other year-end movies the more you'll enjoy it . the more you will probably like it . the most accomplished work the most accomplished work to date from Hong Kong's versatile Stanley Kwan the most affecting depictions of a love affair the most aggressively nerve-wracking and screamingly neurotic the most annoying thing the most appealing movies ever made about an otherwise appalling , and downright creepy , subject -- a teenage boy in love with his stepmother the most awful acts the most awful acts are committed the most beautiful , evocative works the most beautiful , evocative works I've seen the most blithe exchanges gives the film its lingering tug the most breathtakingly designed films the most breathtakingly designed films I've ever seen the most cinema-besotted critic the most committed Pokemon fan the most compelling variations the most compelling variations on In the Company of Men the most complex , generous and subversive artworks the most complex , generous and subversive artworks of the last decade the most comprehensive the most comprehensive of these films the most conservative protagonist the most creative , energetic and original the most creative , energetic and original comedies to hit the screen in years the most creative mayhem the most cynical curmudgeon the most dangerous parts of the world the most depressing movie-going experiences the most depressing movie-going experiences I can think of the most depressing places the most disappointing Woody Allen movie the most disappointing Woody Allen movie ever . He has a great cast and a great idea . the most edgy piece the most edgy piece of Disney animation the most emotional resonance the most enchanting film the most enchanting film of the year the most enjoyable the most entertaining Bonds the most entertaining Bonds in years the most entertaining moments the most entertaining moments here are unintentional . the most entertaining monster movies the most entertaining monster movies in ages the most exciting action films the most famous author the most famous author who ever lived the most fluent of actors the most fragmented charms the most frantic , virulent and foul-natured the most fun the most fun you'll ever have with a documentary the most genuinely sweet films the most gloriously unsubtle and adrenalized extreme the most good-hearted yet sensual entertainment the most haunting , the most haunting , viciously honest coming-of-age films the most heinous man the most heinous man who ever lived the most high-concept the most high-concept sci the most high-concept sci fi the most high-concept sci fi adventures the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen the most highly-praised disappointments I the most honest films the most honest films ever made about Hollywood the most important and exhilarating forms the most important and exhilarating forms of animated filmmaking since old Walt the most important stories the most impossibly dry account the most impossibly dry account of Kahlo's life imaginable the most impressive player the most incoherent the most ingenious and entertaining the most ingenious and entertaining thrillers i the most interesting writer\/directors the most inventive the most irresponsible picture ever released by a major film studio . the most legendary the most legendary of Asian hitmen the most magical and most fun family fare the most magical and most fun family fare of this or any recent holiday season the most memorable cinema session the most memorable cinema session but its profound self-evaluation message about our fragile existence and the absence of spiritual guidance should at least invade an abundance of mindsets the most moronic screenplays the most moronic screenplays of the year the most moronic screenplays of the year , the most multilayered and sympathetic female the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year the most navel-gazing film the most navel-gazing film ever the most notable observation is how long you've been sitting still the most obvious one the most oddly honest Hollywood document the most oddly honest Hollywood document of all the most offensive the most offensive action the most offensive thing the most offensive thing about the movie the most offensive thing about the movie is that hollywood expects people to pay to see it the most opaque , the most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain the most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy the most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy an excuse for a movie as you can imagine the most opaque , self-indulgent and just plain goofy an excuse for a movie as you can imagine . the most ordinary and obvious fashion the most original the most original American productions the most original American productions this year the most original fantasy film the most original fantasy film ever made the most original in years the most painfully marginal lives the most part a useless movie the most part a useless movie , the most part a useless movie , even the most part a useless movie , even with the most part a useless movie , even with a great director at the helm the most peculiar ( and peculiarly venomous ) bigotries the most peculiar ( and peculiarly venomous ) bigotries in our increasingly frightening theocracy the most persnickety preteens should enjoy this nonthreatening but thrilling adventure . the most pitiful directing the most plain , unimaginative romantic comedies I the most plain white toast comic book films the most politically audacious films of recent decades the most poorly staged and lit action the most poorly staged and lit action in memory the most positive comment we can make the most positive thing the most positive thing that can be said about the new Rob Schneider vehicle the most powerful thing the most powerful thing in life the most powerful thing in life is the most practiced curmudgeon the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies the most purely enjoyable and satisfying evenings at the movies I've had in a while the most ravaging , the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since '' Saving Private Ryan '' the most ravaging , gut-wrenching , frightening war scenes since `` Saving Private Ryan '' the most repellent movie the most repellent movie of 2002 the most resolutely unreligious parents the most restless young audience deserves the dignity of an action hero motivated by something more than franchise possibilities . the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure the most savory and hilarious guilty pleasure of many a recent movie season the most screwy thing here is how so many talented people were convinced to waste their time the most severe kind the most significant moviegoing pleasures the most sincere and artful movie the most splendid the most straight-faced fashion the most sympathetic male the most thoughtful fictional examination the most transporting or gripping film the most transporting or gripping film from Iran the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed the most transporting or gripping film from Iran -- or , indeed , by its director the most triumphant performances the most triumphant performances of Vanessa Redgrave's career the most tuneless tune the most unpleasant things the most unpleasant things the studio the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics the most visually stunning and thematically moving epics in recent memory the most watchable film the most watchable film of the year the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the most wondrous of all Hollywood fantasies -- and the apex of Steven Spielberg's misunderstood career the movie's accumulated force still the movie's accumulated force still feels like an ugly knot tightening in your stomach . but is that knot from dramatic tension or a symptom of artistic malnutrition ? the movie's charm the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized the movie's contrived , lame screenplay the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction the movie's downfall the movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality the movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality . the movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality . it the movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality . it doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events the movie's downfall is to substitute plot for personality . it doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events . the movie's failings the movie's fragmentary narrative style makes piecing the story together frustrating difficult the movie's inescapable air of sleaziness the movie's most admirable quality the movie's narrative hook is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure the movie's narrative hook is way too muddled to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure . the movie's presentation , which is way too stagy the movie's rude and crude humor the movie's sentimental , hypocritical lessons the movie's set the movie's sophomoric blend the movie's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick the movie's soundtrack , a joyful effusion of disco Bollywood that , by the end of Monsoon Wedding , sent my spirit soaring out of the theater the movie's strengths the movie's strengths at almost every juncture the movie's strengths at almost every juncture . the movie's success the movie's various victimized audience members the movie's various victimized audience members after a while the movie's wildly careening tone the movie's wildly careening tone and an extremely flat lead performance the movie's wildly careening tone and an extremely flat lead performance do little to salvage this filmmaker's flailing reputation . the movie , as opposed to the manifesto , is really , really stupid . the movie , despite its rough edges and a tendency to sag in certain places , the movie , despite its rough edges and a tendency to sag in certain places , is wry and engrossing . the movie . Sorry , Charlie the movie about the baseball-playing monkey was worse . '' the movie addresses a hungry need for pg-rated , nonthreatening family movies the movie addresses a hungry need for pg-rated , nonthreatening family movies , the movie addresses a hungry need for pg-rated , nonthreatening family movies , but it doesn't go too much further . the movie any less entertaining the movie around them is so often nearly nothing that their charm doesn't do a load of good the movie as a whole the movie as a whole is cheap junk and an insult to their death-defying efforts the movie becomes a heady experience . the movie benefits from having a real writer plot out all of the characters ' moves and overlapping story . the movie bogs down in insignificance , saying nothing about Kennedy's assassination and revealing nothing about the pathology it pretends to investigate . the movie bogs down in rhetoric and cliché . the movie collapses on its shaky foundation despite the best efforts of director Joe Carnahan . the movie completely transfixes the audience . the movie contains no wit , only labored gags . the movie could be released in this condition the movie dawdle the movie dawdle in classic disaffected-indie-film mode the movie deals with hot-button issues in a comedic context the movie does leave you marveling at these guys ' superhuman capacity to withstand pain the movie doesn't do a very good job conveying the issue at hand the movie doesn't quite fly the movie doesn't quite fly . the movie does not do them justice the movie dragged on the movie equivalent of a sweaty old guy in a rain coat shopping for cheap porn the movie equivalent of staring into an open wound the movie eventually gets around to its real emotional business , striking deep chords of sadness . the movie feeling depressed by the shallow , selfish , greedy characters the movie feels authentic . the movie for you the movie gods on a silver platter the movie grows boring despite the scenery . the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances the movie has a cinematic fluidity and sense of intelligence that makes it work more than it probably should . the movie has a tougher time balancing its violence with Kafka-inspired philosophy the movie has enough vitality to justify the notion of creating a screen adaptation of Evans ' saga of Hollywood excess . the movie has no idea of it is serious the movie in a superficial way , while never sure the movie in a superficial way , while never sure what its purpose was the movie is a disaster the movie is a disaster . the movie is a little tired the movie is a little tired ; the movie is a little tired ; maybe the original inspiration has run its course the movie is a little tired ; maybe the original inspiration has run its course . the movie is a silly ( but not sophomoric ) romp through horror and hellish conditions . the movie is all portent and no content the movie is better than you might think . the movie is busy contriving false , sitcom-worthy solutions to their problems . the movie is certainly easy to watch . the movie is certainly not number 1 the movie is funny , smart , visually inventive , and most of all , alive . the movie is hindered by a central plot that's peppered with false starts and populated by characters who are nearly impossible to care about . the movie is in a class by itself the movie is just a plain old monster . the movie is loaded with good intentions the movie is loaded with good intentions , the movie is loaded with good intentions , but in his zeal to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story , minac drains his movie of all individuality . the movie is more interested in entertaining itself than in amusing us the movie isn't scary the movie is playing the obvious game the movie is powerful and provocative the movie is powerful and provocative . the movie is rather choppy . the movie is remarkably dull with only Caine making much of an impression . the movie is serviceable the movie is so clumsily sentimental and ineptly directed it may leave you speaking in tongues . the movie is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . the movie is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . But this time , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better the movie is such a blip on the year's radar screen that it's tempting just to go with it for the ride . But this time , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . the movie is the one with the most emotional resonance the movie is too heady for children , and too preachy for adults . the movie is too impressed with its own solemn insights to work up much entertainment value the movie is too predictable and too self-conscious to reach a level of high drama . the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product the movie is undone by a filmmaking methodology that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads the movie is widely seen and debated with appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness the movie itself doesn't stand a ghost of a chance the movie itself seems to have been made under the influence of Rohypnol the movie keeps you diverted and best of all the movie keeps you diverted and best of all , the movie knew what to do with him the movie lacks both thrills and humor the movie lacks in action the movie landscape the movie looks genuinely pretty . the movie looks genuinely pretty . Your nightmares , on the other hand , will be anything but . the movie looks genuinely pretty . Your nightmares , on the other hand , will be anything but . Not the movie looks genuinely pretty . Your nightmares , on the other hand , will be anything but . Not even Felinni would know what to make of this Italian freakshow the movie makes two hours feel like four . the movie never feels formulaic , because the attention is on the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters . the movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , the movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , but the movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , but it's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . a touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back the movie occasionally threatens to become didactic , but it's too grounded in the reality of its characters to go over the edge . a touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back . the movie only proves that Hollywood no longer has a monopoly on mindless action the movie passes inspection the movie possesses its own languorous charm . the movie rising above similar fare the movie runs a good race the movie runs a good race , one that will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' the movie seems confident enough to handle subtlety the movie should win the band a few new converts , too the movie sinks into an abyss of clichés , depression and bad alternative music . the movie slaloming through its hackneyed elements with enjoyable ease the movie spent a lot less time trying to make a credible case for reports from the afterlife and a lot more time on the romantic urgency that's at the center of the story the movie sputters the movie stirs us as well . the movie that doesn't really deliver for country music fans or for family audiences the movie to a higher level the movie too often spins its wheels with familiar situations and repetitive scenes the movie tries to make sense of its title character the movie turns out to be not much more than a shaggy human tale . the movie version of an adolescent dirty-joke book done up in post-Tarantino pop-culture riffs the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized . the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized . But the movie will be funny the movie will likely set the cause of woman warriors back decades . the movie will live up to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors the movie winds up feeling like a great missed opportunity . the movie with a shred of plausibility , the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged , the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged , not the movie with a shred of plausibility , not an event that is believable , not a confrontation that is not staged , not a moment that is not false the movie work -- to an admittedly limited extent -- is the commitment of two genuinely engaging performers the movie works . the movie would avoid the movie would be impossible to sit through the movie would have benefited from a little more dramatic tension and some more editing . the movie you're looking for the moviemaking process the movies you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live the muck the muckraking , soul-searching spirit the muddled the muddled narrative the multi-layers the multi-layers of its characters the multiple stories in a vibrant and intoxicating fashion the mundane the mundane horrors the murder the murk of its own making the music defines a generation the music is simply sublime the music is simply sublime . the music makes a nice album the music makes a nice album , the music makes a nice album , the food the music makes a nice album , the food is enticing and italy beckons us all the music makes a nice album , the food is enticing and italy beckons us all . the musty scent the musty scent of Todd Farmer's screenplay , which is a simple retread of the 1979 Alien , with a plucky heroine battling a monster loose in a spaceship the mysteries of human behavior the mystery of four decades back the springboard for a more immediate mystery in the present the mystic genres of cinema : the nadir of the thriller\/horror the nagging suspicion the name of High Art the narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) machinations the narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) machinations of the biennial Disney boy movie the narration helps little the narrator stops yammering the nation the natural affability that has made Tucker a star the nature of compassion the nauseating fictions the nauseating fictions peddled by such ` Have-yourself-a-happy-little-Holocaust ' movies as Life Is Beautiful and Jakob the Liar the near-disaster the near-fatal mistake of being what the English call ` too clever by half the nearly impossible . He has improved upon the first and taken it a step further , richer and deeper . the necessary self-control to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy the need for national health insurance the need to stay in touch with your own skin , at 18 or 80 the needlessly poor the needlessly poor quality the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The images lack contrast the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The images lack contrast , the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . The images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable the needs of moviegoers for real characters and compelling plots the negative and the script the nerve to speak up the nerve-raked acting , the nerve-raked acting , the crackle of lines , the impressive stagings of hardware , make for some robust and scary entertainment the nerve-raked acting , the crackle of lines , the impressive stagings of hardware , make for some robust and scary entertainment . the nervy originality the nervy originality of its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor the neurotic mindset of all comics -- even those who have reached the absolute top of the game the new Star Wars installment hasn't escaped the rut dug by the last one . the new film is a lame kiddie flick the new film is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc . , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . the new film is a subzero version of Monsters , Inc. , without the latter's imagination , visual charm or texture . the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched Stephen Norrington-directed predecessor the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor the new populist comedies that underscore the importance of family tradition and familial community the new scenes interesting the new script by the returning David S . Goyer the new script by the returning David S. Goyer is much sillier . the new thriller proves that director M . Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . the new thriller proves that director M. Night Shyamalan can weave an eerie spell and that Mel Gibson can gasp , shudder and even tremble without losing his machismo . the next , hastily , emptily the next Animal House the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre the next Texas Chainsaw Massacre . the next a turgid drama the next generation the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat the nicest thing I can say is that I can't remember a single name responsible for it the nifty the nifty premise the nightmare the nightmare of war the nightmare you had a week ago that won't go away the nincompoop the nincompoop benigni the nincompoop benigni persona the no sense ending the noble characters the noble characters he has played in the past the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible the nonconformist in us the none-too-original premise the not-exactly the not-exactly - stunning insight that crime doesn't pay the notion that a strong , unified showing among Germany and Eastern European Jews might have changed 20th-Century history is undermined by Ahola's inadequate performance the notorious MTV show the nourishing aspects of love and companionship the novel the novel charm the novel charm that made Spy Kids a surprising winner with both adults and younger audiences the now more prevalent technique of the docu-makers the nuances of pain the nuances of the emotional development of the delicate characters the number of lasting images all its own the number of tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres the numbers and reps decent action entertainment the numerous scenes the numerous scenes of gory mayhem the numerous scenes of gory mayhem are worth the price of admission ... if `` gory mayhem '' is your idea of a good time the obligatory moments of sentimental ooze the obligatory outbursts of flatulence and the obligatory outbursts of flatulence and the incessant , so-five-minutes-ago pop music on the soundtrack the obstacles of a predictable outcome and a screenplay the obstacles of a predictable outcome and a screenplay that glosses over Rafael's evolution the obstacles to happiness the obvious cliches the obviousness the occasional belly laugh the occasional bursts the occasional bursts of sharp writing the odd distinction of being playful without being fun the odd enjoyably chewy lump the oddest and most inexplicable sequels the oddest thing about the movie is how it winds up affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear . the odds and the human spirit triumphs the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the outlandishness of the idea itself the often forgotten fact the often futile lifestyle of young people in modern Japan the ol' ball-and-chain the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . the old boy's characters more quick-witted than any English Lit the old disease-of-the-week small-screen melodramas the old saying goes , because it's true the old story seem new the old stuff the one bald the one bald and the other sloppy the one hour and thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , the one thing most will take away is the sense that peace is possible the one thing most will take away is the sense that peace is possible . the one thing that holds interest in the midst of a mushy , existential exploration of why men leave their families the one thing this Wild film has that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . the one thing this Wild film has that other Imax films don't : chimps , lots of chimps , all blown up to the size of a house . That's fun for kids of any age . the one with the most emotional resonance the one-sided theme the ongoing efforts of Cube , and the only belly laughs come from the selection of outtakes the only belly laughs come from the selection of outtakes tacked onto the end credits the only drama is in waiting to hear how John Malkovich's reedy consigliere will pronounce his next line the only imaginable reason for the film to be made the only one laughing at his own joke the only part of the film that is enlightening -- and how appreciative you are of this depends on your level of fandom the only possible complaint you could have about Spirited Away is that there is no rest period , no timeout the only reason the only sane rationale the only thing Avary seems to care about the only thing Avary seems to care about are mean giggles and pulchritude . the only thing that's worth watching in Birthday Girl , a film by the stage-trained Jez Butterworth ( Mojo ) that serves as yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies in the post-Full Monty world the only way for a reasonably intelligent person to get through The Country Bears the only way for a reasonably intelligent person to get through The Country Bears is to ponder how a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky . the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones the only way to pay for his next project the only winner the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm the opening scenes of a wintry New York City in 1899 . Cinematic poetry showcases the city's old-world charm before machines change nearly everything the opera's drama and lyricism the operative word for `` Bad Company the opposite of a truly magical movie the oppressive , morally superior good-for-you quality the oppressive , morally superior good-for-you quality that almost automatically accompanies didactic entertainment the optimism of a group of people who are struggling to give themselves a better lot in life than the ones the opulent lushness the opulent lushness of every scene the ordeal of sitting through it the original the original's the original's nostalgia for the communal film experiences of yesteryear the original New Testament stories so compelling the original and , instead , rehash old jokes the original any particular dishonor the original could ever have hoped to be the original hit movie the original was released in 1987 ... this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along the origins the other sloppy the other three great , scary times at the movies the otherwise calculated artifice that defines and overwhelms the film's production design the outcome of `` Intacto's '' dangerous and seductively stylish game the outdated clothes and plastic knickknacks the outdated swagger the outdated swagger of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom the outdated swagger of a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom the outer limits of raunch the outlandishness of the idea itself the outrageous , sickening , sidesplitting goods the outside with a creamy filling of familial jealousy and unrepentant domestic psychopathy the outstanding feature debut the outstanding feature debut of writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy the outstanding soundtrack the outstanding thrillers the outstanding thrillers of recent years the overall blandness the overall blandness of American Chai the overall experience is awesome the overall feeling is genial and decent the overcooked , ham-fisted direction the overcooked , ham-fisted direction , the overcooked , ham-fisted direction , which has all the actors reaching for the back row the overlooked pitfalls of such an endeavour the overpraised Elizabeth the overtime someone put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept the overuse of special effects the pace never feels slack the pacing and lack the pacing is deadly the pacing is deadly , the pacing is deadly , the narration helps little the pacing is deadly , the narration helps little and the pacing is deadly , the narration helps little and naipaul , a juicy writer , is negated . the painstaking the painted backdrops in a movie are more alive than its characters the pale script the pandering to a moviegoing audience dominated by young males the pandering to a moviegoing audience dominated by young males is all too calculated the pantheon of great monster\/science fiction flicks the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers the pantheon of wreckage that includes Battlefield Earth and Showgirls the paper-thin characterizations the paper-thin characterizations and the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations the parade the paranoid claustrophobia the paranoid claustrophobia of a submarine movie with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural the paranoid claustrophobia of a submarine movie with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural -- the paranoid claustrophobia of a submarine movie with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural -- why didn't Hollywood think of this sooner ? the parents the parents -- and particularly the fateful fathers -- the park the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing the passion , creativity , and fearlessness the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists -- the passion , creativity , and fearlessness of one of Mexico's most colorful and controversial artists -- a captivating drama that will speak to the nonconformist in us all the passion others have for their work the passions that sometimes fuel our best achievements and other times the passive-aggressive psychology of co-dependence the past 20 minutes looking at your watch the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago the past via surrealist flourishes the past year , which means that Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while the path of the mundane the pathetic idea the pathology it pretends to investigate the patience of even the most cinema-besotted critic -- and this was one of them the paucity of laughter in what's supposed to be a comedy the pay-off is negligible the payoff the payoff for the audience the payoff for the audience , as well as the payoff for the audience , as well as the characters , the payoff for the audience , as well as the characters , is messy , murky , unsatisfying . the payoff is an unschooled comedy like Stealing Harvard , which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 the payoff is powerful and revelatory the peak of all things insipid the peculiar American style of justice the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work the people in Love in the Time of Money are hardly specific to their era . the people laughing in the crowd the people who live in them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world and have been kind enough to share it the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version the people who watched the robots getting butchered in A . I . the percussion rhythm , the brass soul and the percussion rhythm , the brass soul and the sense of fierce competition that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games the perfect actor to take us on the trip the perfect cure the perfect cure for insomnia the perfect ending the perfect face to play a handsome blank yearning to find himself the perfect festival film the perfect ingredients the perfect kind the perfect kind of film the perfect material the perfect movie the perfect movie many have made it out to be the perfect star vehicle the perfect star vehicle for Grant the perfect starting point the perfect starting point for a national conversation about guns , violence , and fear the perfectly pitched web the performance of Gedeck , who makes Martha enormously endearing the performances , for the most part , credible the performances alone the performances and the cinematography to the outstanding soundtrack and unconventional narrative the performances are immaculate , with roussillon providing comic relief the performances are immaculate , with roussillon providing comic relief . the performances are often engaging the performances are so leaden the performances are so leaden , the performances are so leaden , michael rymer's direction is so bloodless the performances are so leaden , michael rymer's direction is so bloodless and the performances are so leaden , michael rymer's direction is so bloodless and the dialogue is so corny that the audience laughs out loud . the performances are television - caliber and the message of providing solace through deception is a little creepy . the performances are worthwhile . the performances as wooden the performances by Harris , Phifer and Cam ` ron seal the deal the performances by Phifer and Black are ultimately winning the performances by Phifer and Black are ultimately winning . the performances by Phifer and Black are ultimately winning . You'll find yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie the performances elicit more of a sense of deja vu than awe the performances of Pacino , Williams , and Swank keep the viewer wide-awake all the way through the performances of Pacino , Williams , and Swank keep the viewer wide-awake all the way through . the performances of the young players are utterly convincing the performances of their careers the performances that come with it the performers are sunk by the film's primitive approach to the mechanics of comedy . the period's volatile romantic lives the perkiness the perkiness of Witherspoon the perkiness of Witherspoon ( who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) the personal and the political the personal touch of manual animation the perverse pleasure the perverse pleasure of watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel the pesky moods the pesky moods of jealousy the phenomenal the phenomenal , the phenomenal , water-born the phenomenal , water-born cinematography the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by david hennings the philosophical musings the philosophical musings of the dialogue jar against the tawdry soap opera antics the philosophical musings of the dialogue jar against the tawdry soap opera antics of the film's action in a way that is surprisingly enjoyable the philosophical musings of the dialogue jar against the tawdry soap opera antics of the film's action in a way that is surprisingly enjoyable . the phoniness of female-bonding pictures like Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood the phony baloney movie biz the phrase ` fatal script error the physically spectacular the physically spectacular qualities the physically spectacular qualities of the film the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances the picture's cleverness the picture's cleverness is ironically muted by the very people who are intended to make it shine . the picture begins to resemble the shapeless , grasping actors ' workshop that it is . the picture emerges as a surprisingly anemic disappointment the picture emerges as a surprisingly anemic disappointment . the picture failed to capture me . the picture fails to generate much suspense the picture fails to generate much suspense , the picture fails to generate much suspense , nor the picture fails to generate much suspense , nor does it ask searching enough questions to justify its pretensions the picture fails to generate much suspense , nor does it ask searching enough questions to justify its pretensions . the picture hosts a parka-wrapped dose of heart . the picture in some evocative shades the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas the picture is in trouble the picture is so lovely toward the end the picture itself is somewhat problematic the picture of health with boundless energy the picture provides a satisfyingly unsettling ride into the dark places of our national psyche . the picture realizes a fullness that does not negate the subject . the picture refuses to offer much accompanying sustenance in the way of characterization , humor or plain old popcorn fun . the picture strains to become cinematic poetry the pictures do the punching the piece , the unerring professionalism of the chilly production , and the fascination embedded in the lurid topic the piece works the pieces don't quite fit together the pieces of the Star Wars saga falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement the pile of Hollywood dreck the pile of Hollywood dreck that represents nothing more than the art of the deal the pile of useless actioners the piquant the pitch-perfect Forster the pitch-perfect Forster to the always hilarious Meara and Levy the pitch-perfect Forster to the always hilarious Meara and Levy , Like Mike shoots and scores , doing its namesake proud the pitfalls the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy the pitfalls you'd expect in such a potentially sudsy set-up the pitiful the pitiful Insurrection the pity the pity is that it rarely achieves its best the place where a masterpiece should be the places , and the people , the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting the players don't have a clue on the park . the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history the playful paranoia of the film's past the playwright Craig Lucas explored with infinitely more grace and eloquence in his Prelude to a Kiss the pleasure the pleasure of his sounds and images the pleasure of watching them the pleasures in Walter's documentary the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway play the pleasures of a well-made pizza the pleasures of over-the-top love the plight the plot ( other than its one good idea ) and the movie's inescapable air of sleaziness the plot , and a maddeningly insistent and repetitive piano score that made me want to scream the plot ` surprises the plot ` surprises ' the plot almost arbitrary the plot and a powerfully evocative mood the plot and a powerfully evocative mood combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise the plot at all times the plot follows a predictable connect-the-dots course the plot grinds itself out in increasingly incoherent fashion the plot holes the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if Kaos hadn't blown them all up the plot is both contrived and cliched the plot is predictable the plot kicks into gear the plot makes no sense the plot offers few surprises the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt the plot remains as guarded as a virgin with a chastity belt . That's why Sex and Lucia is so alluring the plot seems a bit on the skinny side the plot so bland that even as rogue CIA assassins working for Chris Cooper's agency boss close in on the resourceful amnesiac , we don't feel much for Damon\/Bourne or his predicament the plot weaves us into a complex web . the plotting here leaves a lot to be desired the pocket monster movie franchise is nearly ready to keel over the poignancy of a Hallmark card the poignancy of a Hallmark card and all the comedy of a Gallagher stand-up act the point is , you'll laugh the point of evaporation the point of nausea the point of real interest - the point of real interest - -- the point of real interest - -- audience sadism the point of real interest - -- audience sadism -- is evaded completely the point of ridiculousness the point of suffocation the point where it almost stops the blood flow to your brain the politics involved in the creation of an extraordinary piece of music the politics that thump through it are as timely as tomorrow the pool drowned me in boredom the pool drowned me in boredom . the pool with an utterly incompetent conclusion the poor acting the poor acting by the ensemble cast the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen the poor and the poor and the dispossessed the poor quality the poor quality of Pokemon 4 the poor quality of Pokemon 4 Ever is any indication the poor woman the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit the popular predecessor the popularity of Vin Diesel , Seth Green and Barry Pepper the popularity of Vin Diesel , Seth Green and Barry Pepper . the positive change the positive change in tone the positive change in tone here seems to have recharged him the positive change in tone here seems to have recharged him . the positives the possibility of hope the possibility of hope in Auschwitz the possible exception of Elizabeth Hurley's breasts the potency of otherwise respectable action . the potency wanes dramatically the potential for a better movie than what Bailly manages to deliver the potential success the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo the power the power and grace the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times the power of Polanski's film the power of fantasy the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- the power of love the power of poetry and passion the power of spirits the power of strong voices the power of the Huston performance the power of the Huston performance , the power of the Huston performance , which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile the power of the eccentric and the strange . The fact that it isn't very good the power of the implicit and the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy the power of their surroundings the power of these ( subjects ) is obscured by the majority of the film that shows a stationary camera on a subject that could be mistaken for giving a public oration , rather than contributing to a film's narrative . the power of this movie the power of this movie is undeniable . the power-lunchers don't care to understand the powerful the powerful work the powerful work of his co-stars the pratfalls but little else the pre-teen crowd the preaching message the preachy the precarious balance between the extravagant confidence of the exiled aristocracy and the cruel earnestness of the victorious revolutionaries the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . the precious trappings the precious trappings of most romantic comedies , infusing into the story the precision of the insurance actuary the predictability the predictability of bland comfort food the predictable parent the predictable parent vs . the predictable parent vs . child coming-of-age theme , the predictable parent vs. child coming-of-age theme the predictable plot the predictable plot to the characters straight out of central casting the premise of a good story the preposterous the preposterous hairpiece the preposterous hairpiece worn by Lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences the preposterous hairpiece worn by lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences the preschool set while embracing a wholesome attitude the presence of ` the King , ' it also the presence of some appealing ingredients the preteen girls the preteen girls who worship Lil ' Bow Wow the previous film's successes the previous movies the price the price of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked . the price of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked . Would I see it again ? the price of admission for the ridicule factor the price of the match that should be used to burn every print of the film the prime the prime sports cliche the prime villain the primitive murderer the princess seem smug and cartoonish the pristine camerawork the problem the problem is he has no character , loveable or otherwise . the problem is that for the most part , the film is deadly dull the problem is that for the most part , the film is deadly dull . the problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage the problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . the problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . the images the problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . the images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable the problem is the needlessly poor quality of its archival prints and film footage . the images lack contrast , are murky and are frequently too dark to be decipherable . the problem with Wendigo the problem with Wendigo , the problem with Wendigo , for all its effective moments , isn't really one of resources . the problem with antwone fisher the problem with antwone fisher is that it has a screenplay written by antwone fisher based on the book by antwone fisher the problem with antwone fisher is that it has a screenplay written by antwone fisher based on the book by antwone fisher . the problematic script the problematic third act the problems the problems of fledgling democracies the problems of the characters never become important to us , the problems of the characters never become important to us , and the problems of the characters never become important to us , and the story never takes hold the problems with the film the proceedings a little bit too conventional the proceedings as funny for grown-ups as for rugrats the proceedings from feeling repetitious the proceedings more bizarre than actually amusing the process comes out looking like something wholly original the process created a masterful work of art of their own the process that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role the procession the producers saw the grosses for Spy Kids the product the product of loving , well integrated homage the product of loving , well integrated homage and more like a mere excuse for the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , that's all that's going on here the production details are lavish the production is suitably elegant the proficient , dull Sorvino the proficient , dull Sorvino has no light touch , and the proficient , dull Sorvino has no light touch , and Rodan is out of his league the profoundly devastating events of one year ago the profoundly devastating events of one year ago and the slow , painful healing process that has followed in their wake the project comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` What's the point ? ' the project comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` what's the point ? ' the project is sensational and revelatory , even if scratching makes you itch . the project should have been made for the tube . the promise of digital filmmaking the promise of excitement the proper conviction the prophetic book in a way even its exacting author might admire the prospect of their own mortality the protagonists ' bohemian boorishness the protagonists ' bohemian boorishness mars the spirit of good clean fun the proud warrior that still lingers in the souls of these characters the proverbial paint dry the pseudo-educational stuff the psychology too textbook to intrigue the punch of a good sitcom the punchline doesn't live up to Barry's dead-eyed , perfectly chilled delivery the pungent bite the pungent bite of its title the punishing the punk kids ' revolution the pure adrenalin the pushiness and decibel volume the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear the qualities the qualities that made the first film so special the quality of Neil Burger's impressive fake documentary the quality of a lesser Harrison Ford movie - Six Days , Seven Nights , maybe , or that dreadful Sabrina remake the quality of the manipulative engineering . the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid the quality that keeps Dickens evergreen : the exuberant openness with which he expresses our most basic emotions the queasy-stomached critic who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby the question remains whether this should , indeed , have been presented as a theatrical release . the quick emotional connections of Steven Spielberg's Schindler's List the quiet american isn't a bad film the quiet american isn't a bad film , it's just one that could easily wait for your pay per view dollar . the quirks of fame . His healthy sense of satire is light and fun the quirky the quirky amazement the quirky amazement that used to come along for an integral part of the ride the rage the rage and the rage and alienation that fuels the self-destructiveness of many young people the rampantly designed Equilibrium becomes a concept doofus the ranks the ranks of those gay filmmakers who have used the emigre experience to explore same-sex culture in ways that elude the more nationally settled the rare capability to soothe and break your heart with a single stroke the rare common-man artist the rare common-man artist who's wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness the rare director the rare director who does not want to invite viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema the rare directors who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here the rare sequel the rare sequel that's better than its predecessor the rare trick of recreating the rare trick of seeming at once both refreshingly different and reassuringly familiar the rarest kinds the rarest kinds of films the rat-a-tat energy the rat-a-tat energy of '' His Girl Friday the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes the rather clumsy original the rather clumsy original was railing against the rather simplistic filmmaking the raunch in favor of gags that rely on the strength of their own cleverness the raw comic energy the reaction in Williams is as visceral as a gut punch the real Antwone Fisher was able to overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man the real deal the real horror may be waiting for us at home the real issues the real issues tucked between the silly and crude storyline the real masterpiece the real thing the real turns magical the real-life story is genuinely inspirational the reality of its characters to go over the edge the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor or the reality of its characters to go over the edge . A touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back the reality of its characters to go over the edge . a touch of humor the reality of its characters to go over the edge . a touch of humor or the reality of its characters to go over the edge . a touch of humor or an unexpected plot twist always pulls it back the really bad Blair Witch Project the reason for that is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence the reason for that is a self-aware , often self-mocking , intelligence . the reason to go see `` Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings the reason to go see `` Blue Crush '' is the phenomenal , water-born cinematography by David Hennings . the reasons we need stories so much the reassuring manner of a beautifully sung holiday carol the recent Argentine film Son of the Bride reminded us that a feel-good movie can still show real heart the record of a tenacious , humane fighter who was also the prisoner ( and ultimately the victim ) of history the recording sessions the recording sessions are intriguing the recording sessions are intriguing , the recording sessions are intriguing , and the recording sessions are intriguing , and -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- the recording sessions are intriguing , and -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- this quality band may pick up new admirers the recording sessions are intriguing , and -- on the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity -- this quality band may pick up new admirers . the redundant messages the reefs the refreshingly unhibited enthusiasm the refugees able to look ahead and resist living in a past the refuse of adults the regime's talking-head survivors the regular minefield of coming-of-age cliches with potent doses of honesty and sensitivity the relationship between Yosuke and Saeko is worth watching as it develops the relationship between mothers the relationship between reluctant the relationships were wonderful the relationships were wonderful , the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the love ` real ' the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades the relentless gaiety the relentless horror on parade the remainder ... would be more at home on a daytime television serial the remarkable ensemble cast the remarkable ensemble cast brings them to life the remarkable feat the repetition the repetition of said behavior the repetitive manifestos that keep getting thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke the reputation of the most famous author who ever lived the reputation of the most famous author who ever lived comes into question the requisite faux-urban vibe and the resolutely downbeat Smokers Only with every indulgent , indie trick in the book the resolutions the resourceful Molly the resourceful amnesiac the respect they the respect they are due the respected critical community in this country the rest are padding unashamedly appropriated from the teen-exploitation playbook the rest is just an overexposed waste of film the rest isn't more compelling the rest of the cast comes across as stick figures reading lines from a TelePrompTer . the rest of the cast is uniformly superb the rest of the cast was outshined by LL Cool J. the rest of the world will enjoy a fast-paced comedy with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious . the rest of us , sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment the rest of us will be lulled into a coma . the result is a compelling slice of awkward emotions the result is a compelling slice of awkward emotions . the result is a film that's about as subtle as a party political broadcast the result is disappointing the result is more puzzling than unsettling the result is wildly uneven the results . Last Dance , whatever its flaws , fulfills one facet of its mission in making me want to find out whether , in this case , that's true the results are honest the results are tired the resurrection of the Halloween franchise the retro gang melodrama the reunion the revelation fails to justify the build-up . the rhapsodic dialogue the rhapsodic dialogue that jumps off the page , and for the memorable character creations the rich and sudden wisdom , the rich and sudden wisdom , the film the rich details the rich promise the rich promise of the script the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen the richness the richness of characterization the richness of characterization that makes his films so memorable the richness of its performances the ride's a little bumpy , with a final lap that's all too suspiciously smooth the ride ( bumps and all ) the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth , and the ride ( bumps and all ) , creamy depth , and ultimate theme the ridicule factor the ridiculous Bolero the ridiculous dialog the ridiculous dialog or the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists the ridiculousness the ridiculousness of its premise the right B-movie frame of mind the right amount the right approach the right approach and the right approach and the right opening premise the right b-movie the right b-movie frame the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars the right choice the right choices the right choices at every turn the right conditions the right direction the right film the right frame of mind the right movie the right movie comes along , especially if it begins with the name of Star Wars the right opening premise the right place the right place ... the right place ... innocent and well-meaning the right stuff for silly summer entertainment the right time in the history of our country the right to be favorably compared to Das Boot the right track the right-on satiric humor the rigors the risk-takers in the crowd should check it out and form their own opinion the risk-takers in the crowd should check it out and form their own opinion . the river the riveting the riveting performances the riveting performances by the incredibly flexible cast the riveting performances by the incredibly flexible cast make love a joy to behold the riveting performances by the incredibly flexible cast make love a joy to behold . the road , where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug the road paved with good intentions leads to the video store '' the road to hell the robust middle of this picture the role , giving a tight , focused performance illuminated by shards of feeling the role with an unimpeachable core of emotional truth the rollicking dark humor the rollicking dark humor so necessary the rolling of a stray barrel the roots of friendship and sexual identity the roots of the skateboarding boom the roots of the skateboarding boom that would become '' the punk kids ' revolution the rope snaps the rotting underbelly the rotting underbelly of Middle America the rough waters of contradiction the roundelay of partners functions , and the interplay within partnerships and among partnerships and the general air of Gator-bashing are consistently delightful . the routine day to day the rueful , wry humor the rueful , wry humor springing out of Yiddish culture and language the run-of-the-mill singles blender the runaway success the runaway success of his first film , The Full Monty , the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience the running time about 10 minutes past a child's interest and an adult's patience . the rut dug by the last one the ruthless social order that governs college cliques the saccharine sentimentality the saccharine sentimentality of Bicentennial Man the sad the sad cad that really gives the film its oomph the sad decline the sad decline of British comedies the sad schlock the sad schlock merchant the sad schlock merchant of ` Deadly Friend the sad state the sad state of his recent career the saddest the saddest action hero performances ever witnessed the saddest films the saddest films I have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental the saddest films i have ever seen that still manages to be uplifting but not overly sentimental the salesmanship ends the same 15-cent stump speech the same as one battle followed by killer CGI effects the same as what Christmas-tree flocking in a spray can is to actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation the same blueprint the same damn moldy values the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear the same easy targets the same from Taiwanese auteur Tsai Ming-liang , which is good news to anyone who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films the same human and spiritual needs the same ideas repeated in films over and over again the same illogical things the same illogical things keep happening over and over again the same kind of haughtiness in its own sketchy material the same kind of maudlin , sentimental mysticism that mars the Touched by an Angel school of non-God spiritual-uplift movies the same lazy affability the same love story the same magical quality the same magical quality as the beginning of the story the same mistake the same mistake as the music industry the same movie you probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better the same number of continuity errors the same old the same old bad trip the same old crap the same old formula of teen sex , outrageous pranks and scenes designed to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs the same old garbage the same old silliness the same old story the same old thing the same problem that Next Friday did the same problems the same sledgehammer appeal as Pokemon videos the same sleep-inducing effects the same snail's pace the same sort of good-natured fun found in films like Tremors the same stuff you can get for a buck or so in that greasy little vidgame pit in the theater lobby the same teenage American road-trip drek the same teenage American road-trip drek we've seen before the same time , which is a pretty amazing accomplishment the same tired old gags the same tired old gags , the same tired old gags , modernized for the extreme sports generation the same tired old gags , modernized for the extreme sports generation . the same tired old gags , modernized for the extreme sports generation . There's already been too many of these films the same tired old gags , modernized for the extreme sports generation . There's already been too many of these films ... the same way Goodall did , with a serious minded patience , respect and affection the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . the same way you came -- a few tasty morsels under your belt , the same way you came -- a few tasty morsels under your belt , but no new friends the same-old , lame-old slasher nonsense the satire is weak . the savagery the savviest audiences the scariest guy the scariest guy you'll see all summer the scariest movie the scarifying the scenes from his fellow cast , as there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy the scenes of torture and self-mutilation the scenic splendor the schmaltz is manufactured the sci-fi comedy spectacle as Whiffle-Ball epic the scientific over the spectacular ( visually speaking ) the scintillating force the scope and shape of an especially well-executed television movie the score is too insistent the screen -- loud , violent and mindless the screen in frustration the screen like a true star the screen sizzling the screen sizzling with intrigue the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd the screenplay , but rather the screenplay , which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run the screenplay by Billy Ray and Terry George leaves something to be desired . the screenplay by james eric , james horton and director peter o'fallon ... is so pat it makes your teeth hurt the screenplay by james eric , james horton and director peter o'fallon ... is so pat it makes your teeth hurt . the screenplay falls somewhat short the screenplay is callow the screenplay is stiff as a board the screenplay is stiff as a board , the screenplay or something the screenplay to keep the film entertaining the screenwriter and director Michel Gondry restate it to the point of ridiculousness the screenwriter responsible for one of the worst movies of one year the screenwriter responsible for one of the worst movies of one year directs an equally miserable film the following year the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain the script's bad ideas and awkwardness the script's endless assault the script's endless assault of embarrassingly ham-fisted sex jokes the script's flaws the script's refusal the script's refusal of a happy ending the script , credited to director Abdul Malik Abbott and Ernest ` Tron ' Anderson , seems entirely improvised the script , which has a handful of smart jokes the script and characters hold sway the script assumes that not only would subtlety be lost on the target audience , but that it's also too stupid to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times the script carries Arnold ( and the viewers ) into the forbidden zone of sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the '' other side of the story . '' the script carries Arnold ( and the viewers ) into the forbidden zone of sympathizing with terrorist motivations by presenting the `` other side of the story . '' the script goes wrong at several key junctures . the script is a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish the script is a dim-witted pairing of teen-speak and animal gibberish . the script is about as interesting as a recording of conversations at the Wal-Mart checkout line the scripters don't deserve any Oscars the scripters don't deserve any Oscars . the scruffy sands of its titular community the scuzzy the scuzzy underbelly the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene the search for inner peace the second coming the second coming of harry potter is a film far superior to its predecessor the second coming of harry potter is a film far superior to its predecessor . the second coming of harry potter is a film far superior to its predecessor . a movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda the second coming of harry potter is a film far superior to its predecessor . a movie that successfully crushes a best selling novel into a timeframe that mandates that you avoid the godzilla sized soda . the second half of the movie really goes downhill the second half of the movie really goes downhill . the second is small change . But the second is small change . But it still jingles in the pocket . the secret's eventual discovery the sedentary doldrums the seeds of hope the seeds of the imagination to germinate the seemingly irreconcilable the seemingly irreconcilable situation the seemingly irreconcilable situation between conservative Christian parents and their estranged gay and lesbian children the seemingly irreconcilable situation between conservative christian parents and their estranged gay and lesbian children the seesawing of the general's fate in the arguments of competing lawyers has the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller , while the testimony of witnesses lends the film a resonant undertone of tragedy . the self-destructiveness the self-destructiveness of many young people the self-image the self-image of drooling idiots the self-interest and paranoia that shape most American representations of Castro the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance the sensational the sensational true-crime the sensational true-crime hell-jaunt purists might like and more experimental in its storytelling the sensational true-crime hell-jaunt purists might like and more experimental in its storytelling ( though no less horrifying for it ) the sensational true-crime hell-jaunt purists might like and more experimental in its storytelling ( though no less horrifying for it ) . the sense of fierce competition the sense of fierce competition that helps make great marching bands half the fun of college football games the sense that peace is possible . the sentimental oh-those-wacky-Brits genre the sentimental oh-those-wacky-Brits genre that was ushered in by The Full Monty and is still straining to produce another smash the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . the serious weight the service of a limpid and conventional historical fiction the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago the set design the set design and interiors of the haunted vessel are more than effectively creepy and moodily lit the sets look like they were borrowed from Gilligan's Island the setting in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place the setting remains indistinct the sex , a wonderful tale of love and destiny the sex , drugs and show-tunes plot into something far richer the sexual politics too smug the sexuality the sexy razzle-dazzle the shabby digital photography the shackles of its own clichés the shadowy lighting the shallow sensationalism characteristic the shallow sensationalism characteristic of soap opera the shameless self-caricature the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year the sheer , selfish , wound-licking , bar-scrapping doggedness of Leon's struggle to face and transmute his demons the sheer , selfish , wound-licking , bar-scrapping doggedness of Leon's struggle to face and transmute his demons that makes the movie a spirited and touching occasion , despite its patchy construction the sheer beauty the sheer beauty of his images the sheer insanity of it all the sheer ugliness the sheer ugliness of everything else the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors the shocking conclusion the shocking conclusion is too much of a plunge the show's concept the show's trademark style and flash the shrewd feminist fairy tale it could have been the shrill side , the sick character the sick sense the sickly sweet gender the sickly sweet gender normative the sickly sweet gender normative narrative the sight of this grandiloquent quartet lolling in pretty Irish settings the sight of this grandiloquent quartet lolling in pretty Irish settings is a pleasant enough thing , ` tis the silliness the silliness has a pedigree the silliness of it all eventually prevail the silly , over-the-top coda especially disappointing the silly and crude storyline the silly showdown the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian the silver screen the silver screen , then this first film the similarly ill-timed Antitrust the simpering soundtrack the simpering soundtrack and editing the simpering soundtrack and editing more so the simple fact the simplest story the simplicity the simplicity of the storytelling and the authenticity of the performances the simplistic Heaven will quite likely be more like hell . the situation in a well-balanced fashion the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say the six musical numbers crystallize key plot moments into minutely detailed wonders of dreamlike ecstasy . the six-time winner the sizzle of old news the sizzle of old news that has finally found the right vent ( accurate the sketchiest the skewed melodrama the skin of a man who has just lost his wife the slack complacency the slack complacency of ( Godard's ) vision the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise the slapstick antics and the slapstick antics and silly street patois the slasher genre has sunk the sleekness the sleekness of the film's present the sleep-deprived Dormer , the sleeper movie the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role the slightly flawed ( and fairly unbelievable ) finale the slightly flawed ( and fairly unbelievable ) finale , the slippery slope the slippery slope of dishonesty the sloppy the slow , lingering death of imagination the slow parade the slow parade of human frailty fascinates the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you the slowest person in the audience the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions the slowest viewer grasps it the small , human moments the small moments the small screen the smarter the smarter , the smarter , savvier spoofs to come along in some time the smarter offerings the smarter offerings the horror genre the smartest the smartest kids in class the smeary the smeary digital the smeary digital video the smeary digital video does match the muddled narrative the smug and self-congratulatory kind the smug self-satisfaction the smug self-satisfaction usually associated with the better private schools the snow games and lovable Siberian huskies ( plus one sheep dog ) the so-bad-it the so-bad-it's the so-bad-it's - the so-bad-it's - good camp the social milieu - rich New York intelligentsia - the soderbergh faithful the sogginess the sogginess of its contemporary characters the sogginess of its contemporary characters , the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors the soggy performances the solemnity with which it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period the sometimes bad choices the sometimes murky , always brooding look of I the somewhat predictable plot the songs are painfully undistinguished the songs translate well to film the sorriest the sorriest and the sorriest and most the sorriest and most sordid of human behavior on the screen , then the sort for those moviegoers who complain that ` they don't make movies like they used to anymore the sort of bitter old crank the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large the sort of burly action flick where one coincidence pummels another the sort of delicate , articulate character the sort of delicate , articulate character - the sort of delicate , articulate character - and the sort of delicate , articulate character - and - relationship study he's favored for decades the sort of infantile that makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers the sort of low-grade dreck that usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography , complete with visible boom mikes the sort of movie that discourages American audiences from ever wanting to see another foreign film the sort of people usually ignored in contemporary American film . the soul adventure of marriage the soul of a man in pain the soul of a man in pain who gradually comes to recognize it and deal with it the soulful development the soulful development of two rowdy teenagers the soulful gravity the soulful gravity of Crudup's anchoring performance the soulful nuances the soullessness the source material movie the spare precision of the narratives the spark of imagination that might have made it an exhilarating the sparse instances of humor the special effects and narrative flow the special effects and narrative flow much improved the special effects and narrative flow much improved , the special effects and narrative flow much improved , and the special effects and narrative flow much improved , and Daniel Radcliffe more emotionally assertive this time around as Harry the special effects are ` German-Expressionist , ' according to the press notes the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight the spectacle the spectacle of Gere in his dancing shoes the spectacle of a promising young lad treading desperately in a nasty sea the spectacle of small-town competition the spectacular the spectacular ( visually speaking ) the spectacular scale the speculative effort is hampered by Taylor's cartoonish performance and the film's ill-considered notion that Hitler's destiny was shaped by the most random of chances the spell they cast isn't the least bit mesmerizing the spirit the spirit of a man and his work the spirit of good clean fun the spirits of these young women the spontaneity , originality and delight the sports arena that surely can not last the spotlight the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world the stale material the stale plot and pornographic way the staleness the staleness of its script the stalker doesn't do much stalking the stamina the standard made-for-TV movie the standards of knucklehead swill the star-making machinery the star-making machinery of tinseltown the start -- and , refreshingly , the start -- and , refreshingly , stays that way the startling intimacy the startling optimism , the station looking for a return ticket to realism the steady pulse the steady pulse of life the stereotypical the stereotypical characters the still-inestimable contribution the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history the stills might make a nice coffee table book the stirring soundtrack the stoically delivered hokum of Hart's War is never fun the stomach-knotting suspense the stomach-knotting suspense of a legal thriller the stomach-turning violence the stories and faces and music of the men who are its subject the stories are quietly moving . the stories never add up to as much as they promise . the stories work and the story's a little weak the story's inability to create interest the story's least interesting subject the story's more cerebral , and likable , plot elements the story's pathetic the story's pathetic and the story's pathetic and the gags are puerile the story's pathetic and the gags are puerile . the story's promising premise the story's undeniably hard to follow the story , like Ravel's Bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with the story , like Ravel's Bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with . the story , like ravel's bolero the story , like ravel's bolero , the story , like ravel's bolero , builds to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with the story ... is hackneyed the story ... is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is the story ... is inspiring , ironic , and revelatory of just how ridiculous and money-oriented the record industry really is . it the story and ensuing complications are too manipulative the story and the actors are served with a hack script . the story and the more contemporary , naturalistic tone the story and the somewhat predictable plot the story and theme the story and theme make up for it the story as imaginative the story as imaginative as in the original the story compelling the story compels the story congeals the story does seem pretty unbelievable at times the story feels like the logical , unforced continuation of the careers of a pair of spy kids the story gets more tiresome , especially as it continues to mount a conspicuous effort to be profound . the story goes nowhere the story has the sizzle of old news that has finally found the right vent ( accurate ? the story is better-focused than the incomprehensible Anne Rice novel it's based upon the story is far-flung , illogical , and plain stupid . the story is just too clichéd and too often strains credulity the story is just too slim the story is just too slim . the story is too steeped in fairy tales and other childish things to appeal much to teenagers the story is virtually impossible to follow here the story is virtually impossible to follow here , the story is virtually impossible to follow here , but the story itself is uninteresting , and the songs are painfully undistinguished : They Might Be Giants ' So to Be One of Us may be the most tuneless tune the story itself it mostly told through on-camera interviews with several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday the story lacks all trace of wit the story never takes hold the story relevant in the first place the story simply putters along looking for astute observations and coming up blank . the story subtle and us in suspense the story to actually give them life the story together frustrating difficult the storyline and its underlying themes ... finally seem so impersonal or even shallow the storytelling , which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title the storytelling and the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience the straight-to-video sci-fi rental shelf the strain is all too evident the strain of its plot contrivances the strain of its plot contrivances and the strain of its plot contrivances and its need to reassure the strange , stark beauty the strange , stark beauty of the Mideast desert the strange horror the strange horror of life the strength and sense of freedom the Iranian people already possess , with or without access to the ballot box the strength of their own cleverness the striking , quietly vulnerable personality the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms . Ambrose the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose the string of insultingly innocuous the stronger of the two films the studio didn't offer an advance screening . '' The Adventures of Pluto Nash '' is a big time stinker the stuff of high romance , brought off with considerable wit the stuff of lurid melodrama the stuff to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy the stuffiest cinema goers the stunning star the stunning star turn the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai the stunt work is top-notch the stunt work is top-notch ; the stunt work is top-notch ; the dialogue and drama often food-spittingly funny the stunt work is top-notch ; the dialogue and drama often food-spittingly funny . the stunt-hungry dimwits the stunts in The Tuxedo seem tired and , what's worse , routine the stunts together and not quite enough characterization the stupid cliches the stupid cliches and the stupidly named Pipe Dream the sturdiest example yet the style and flash of the double-cross that made Mamet's '' House of Games '' and last fall's '' Heist '' so much fun the style and flash of the double-cross that made Mamet's `` House of Games '' and last fall's `` Heist '' so much fun the stylistic rigors the subculture of extreme athletes whose derring-do puts the X into the games the subgenre's most enabling the subgenre's most enabling victim the subject matter goes nowhere . the subject matter is as adult as you can get the subject matter that ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second the subject matter would suggest , but is a little like a nature film , showing a patient predator and his foolish prey the subject of love head-on ; the subject of love head-on ; trading in his cynicism the subject with fondness and respect the substance it so desperately needs the subtitles fool you the subtitles to enjoy this colorful action farce the subtle direction the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph the subtlest and most complexly evil Uncle Ralph I've ever seen in the many film the suckers the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life the suggested and the unknown the sulking , moody male hustler the sum the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood the sum of its pretensions the sum of the parts equals largely a confused mediocrity . the summer's most pleasurable movies the summer award the summer blockbusters the superficial tensions the superficial tensions of the dynamic he's dissecting the superficial way the superficial way it deals with its story the superficially written characters ramble the superficially written characters ramble on tediously about their lives , loves and the art the supernatural trappings only obscure the message the supposed injustices the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large the surest bet the surface histrionics the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations the surprise ending the surprise ending is revealed the surprisingly shoddy makeup work the surprisingly somber conclusion the survivors the suspense is palpable the suspense never rises to a higher level the sweet , gentle and occasionally cloying kind that has become an Iranian specialty the sweet , melancholy spell the sweet Cinderella story the sweet Cinderella story that '' Pretty Woman the sweetest the sweetest thing the sweetest thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , the sweetest thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , may be a mess in a lot of ways the sweetest thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , may be a mess in a lot of ways . but it does have one saving grace . a lot of its gags and observations reflect a woman's point-of-view the sweetest thing , a romantic comedy with outrageous tendencies , may be a mess in a lot of ways . but it does have one saving grace . a lot of its gags and observations reflect a woman's point-of-view . the sweetness the sweetness and the extraordinary technical accomplishments of the first film the symbols the symbols of loss and denial and life-at-arm's - length in the film seem irritatingly transparent the tale -- like its central figure , Vivi -- is just a little bit hard to love . the tale commands attention . the tale has turned from sweet to bittersweet , and when the tears come during that final , beautiful scene , they finally feel absolutely earned the tale has turned from sweet to bittersweet , and when the tears come during that final , beautiful scene , they finally feel absolutely earned . the tale of her passionate , tumultuous affair with Musset unfolds as Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , takes form . the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory the tale unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn the tale with bogus profundities the talent is undeniable the talent of the creative forces behind it the talented the talented cast the talented cast alone will keep you watching the talented cast alone will keep you watching , as will the fight scenes . the talented cast generally the talents of Robert Forster , Anne Meara , Eugene Levy , and Reginald VelJohnson the talents of his top-notch creative team the talents of its attractive young leads the talents of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman , creator of Adaptation and Being John Malkovich the talents of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman , creator of Adaptation and Being John Malkovich . the talents of screenwriter charlie kaufman , creator of adaptation the talk alone is enough to keep us the target of something deeper the tawdry the tawdry soap opera the tear-jerking demands the tears come during that final , beautiful scene the tedium the tedium of all its generational bonding the teen-exploitation playbook the teens the teens ' deviant behavior the teens ' deviant behaviour . Being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough the teens are none the wiser and Jason still kills on auto-pilot the teeny-bopper set the television series that inspired the movie the tension that keeps you in your seat the term epic cinema the terrific performances the terrific performances by Christopher Plummer , as the prime villain , the terrific performances by Christopher Plummer , as the prime villain , and the terrific performances by Christopher Plummer , as the prime villain , and Nathan Lane as Vincent Crummles , the eccentric theater company manager the terrifying message the test of time the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions the the wisdom and humor the the wisdom and humor of its subjects the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal the theater in the first 10 minutes the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . the theater wondering why these people mattered the thematic ironies are too obvious the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug the theme doesn't drag an audience down the theme with added depth and resonance the thin characterizations the thin characterizations , the thin characterizations , nonexistent plot and the thin characterizations , nonexistent plot and pretentious visual style the thin soup of canned humor the thin veneer the thin veneer of nationalism the thing about guys like evans is this : you're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . but the thing about guys like evans is this : you're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . but as you watch the movie , you're too interested to care the thing look really slick the things that made the first one charming the things that made the original Men in Black such a pleasure the things that prevent people from reaching happiness the thinness of its characterizations the thinnest of margins the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel the third feels limited by its short running time the third-best the thornier aspects the thoughts and reflections coming through the thoughts and reflections coming through are torpid and banal the thousands of Americans who die hideously the thousands of americans who die hideously the thrall of a vicious hangover the thrill the thrill of the chill the thrill of the company's astonishing growth the thriller form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change the thrills the thrills pop up frequently the throes of rapid change the throes of their first full flush of testosterone the thrown-together feel the thrown-together feel of a summer-camp talent show : hastily written the ticket you need the time when cartoons were cinema's most idiosyncratic form instead of one of its most predictable the time-honored truth the time-honored truth that the most powerful thing in life is the timeless danger of emotions repressed the timeless source material the timeless spectacle the timeless spectacle of people the tiniest segment of an already obscure demographic the tinny self-righteousness the tinny self-righteousness of his voice the tiny events that could make a person who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up and take notice the tiny revelations of real life the tiresome rant the tiresome rant of an aging filmmaker still thumbing his nose at convention the titillating the titillating material the title's clunk-on-the-head that suggests the overtime someone put in to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept the title , many can aspire but none can equal the title of ugliest movie of the year the toilet and scores a direct hit the tone and pacing are shockingly intimate the tone for a summer of good stuff the too-frosty exterior the too-hot-for-TV direct-to-video\/DVD category , the too-hot-for-TV direct-to-video\/DVD category , and the tooth and claw of human power the top Japanese animations the top Japanese animations of recent vintage the top actors the top actors working in independent film the top and movies the top and movies that don't care about being stupid the top of their lungs the top-billed Willis is not the most impressive player . the topic of relationships in such a straightforward , emotionally honest manner that by the end the torments and angst the tortured and self-conscious material the tortured husband the toughest ages a kid can go through the trademark of several of his performances the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor the tragedy beneath it the tragic loss the training and dedication the training and dedication that goes into becoming a world-class fencer the transcendent performance the transformation of the chilly , neurotic , and self-absorbed Martha as her heart begins to open the translation ... another routine Hollywood frightfest in which the slack execution italicizes the absurdity of the premise the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play the trap of the maudlin or tearful the trash the travails of metropolitan life ! Alas the travails of metropolitan life ! Alas , another breathless movie about same ! the treat the treat of the title the trees hooting it's praises the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look the tricks alone are not enough to salvage this lifeless boxing film . the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool '' Clockstoppers the tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers the trifecta of badness the trio's absorbing narrative the trio's absorbing narrative is a heart-wrenching showcase indeed the trio's absorbing narrative is a heart-wrenching showcase indeed . the trip there is a great deal of fun . the triumph the triumph of his band the trivial , cash-in features the triviality the troopers will entertain with their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games . the true creativity the true creativity would have been to hide Treasure Planet entirely and completely reimagine it . the true film buff will enjoy the true impact the true impact of the day the true meaning the true meaning of the holidays the true potential of the medium the true wonder the true wonder of Rintarô's Metropolis the true wonder of Rintarô's Metropolis is the number of lasting images all its own . the truly funny bits the truly good stuff the truth of the matter is I was glad when it was over the tumultuous surroundings of Los Angeles the turmoil the twist endings the twist endings were actually surprising the twist endings were actually surprising ? When the violence actually shocked ? When the heroes were actually under 40 the twisted humor and eye-popping visuals the two and the two leads delivering Oscar-caliber performances the two-wrongs-make-a-right chemistry between Jolie and Burns the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : the type of film about growing up that we don't see often enough these days : realistic , urgent the type of movie best enjoyed by frat boys and college kids the type written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism the typical Hollywood disregard for historical truth and realism is at work here the ugly the ultimate '' Bellini '' begins to look like a '' real Kaputschnik the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie the ultimate IMAX trip the ultimate Scorsese film the ultimate `` Bellini '' begins to look like a `` real Kaputschnik the ultimate exercise in viewing deleted scenes the ultimate movie experience the ultimate mysteries the ultimate mysteries of life and death the ultimate redneck road-trip the unacceptable the unacceptable , the unacceptable , the unmentionable the uncanny , inevitable and seemingly shrewd facade of movie-biz farce the uncompromising knowledge the unconditional love she seeks the under-7 crowd the underdog sports team formula redux the undisputed worst boxing movie the unerring professionalism of the chilly production , the unerring professionalism of the chilly production , and the uneven performances by the cast members , who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent the unexplainable pain the unfortunate trump card being the dreary mid-section of the film the unfulfilling the unfulfilling , incongruous the unfulfilling , incongruous , the unhurried , low-key style the uninitiated may find hard to follow the uninspired scripts , acting and direction the uninspired scripts , acting and direction never rise above the level of an after-school TV special the unique way Shainberg the unique way Shainberg goes about telling what at heart is a sweet little girl the universal language of rhythm the universal themes , the universal themes , earnest performances the unmentionable the unmentioned victims the unmistakable stamp of authority the unnamed , easily substitutable forces the unnamed , easily substitutable forces that serve as whatever terror the heroes of horror movies try to avoid the unsalvageability the unsettled tenor the unsettled tenor of that post 9-11 period far better the unsettling images of a war-ravaged land that prove more potent and riveting than the unlikely story of Sarah and Harrison the unsung heroes of 20th century the unthinkable , the unacceptable , the unmentionable the unusual power the unusual power of thoughtful , subjective filmmaking the unwatchable Soapdish the unwatchable Soapdish is more original the upbeat ending the upbeat ending feels like a copout the upcoming trial of SLA members Emily and William Harris the update is dreary and sluggish . the updated Dickensian sensibility of writer Craig Bartlett's story the updated Dickensian sensibility of writer Craig Bartlett's story is appealing . the upper echelons the upper echelons of the directing world the upper hand in matters of the heart the ups and downs of friendships the upscale lifestyle the urbane sweetness the urge to doze the urge to get on your feet and shake it the usual cafeteria goulash the usual cliches the usual maudlin the usual thriller nonsense the usual whoopee-cushion effort the utmost subtlety and perception the utter authority of a genre gem the utter cuteness the utter cuteness of Stuart the utter cuteness of Stuart and the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo the utter cuteness of Stuart and Margolo . Their computer-animated faces are very expressive the vagueness the vagueness of topical excess the value and respect the value and respect for the term epic cinema the values of knowledge , education , and the the vampires the variety of tones in Spielberg's work the vast collective memory the vehicle to adore the star the verge of coming to a head the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography the very basic dictums the very best the very best movies the very best of them the very definition of epic adventure the very hollowness the very hollowness of the character he plays the very least for its spasms of absurdist the very night Matthew was killed the very night Matthew was killed . the very people who are intended to make it shine the very special type of badness that is Deuces Wild the very top rank the very top rank of French filmmakers the victim ) the victims the video game is a lot more fun than the film the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end the viewer's patience the viewer's patience with slow pacing and the viewer expects something special but instead gets ( sci-fi ) rehash . the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while the viewer haunted by the waste of potential the viewer in a literal and spiritual torpor the viewer in a literal and spiritual torpor that is anything but cathartic the viewer is left puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery the viewer isn't reacting to humor so much as they are wincing back in repugnance . the viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything the viewer wide-awake all the way through the viewers will feel they suffer the same fate the violence the violence is at once luridly graphic and laughably unconvincing the virtue of enough mindless violence the virtues of comradeship and community the virtues of comradeship and community in a spunky , spirited fashion the virtues of simplicity and economy the virtues of the IMAX format the visceral excitement the visceral excitement of a sports extravaganza the visceral sensation the visual flair and bouncing bravado the visual flair and bouncing bravado that characterizes better hip-hop clips and is content to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago the visual flourishes the visual panache the visual panache , the comic touch , the visual panache , the comic touch , and the visual wit the visual wit of the previous pictures the visuals , even erotically frank ones , the visuals , even erotically frank ones , become dullingly repetitive the visuals and eccentricities of many of the characters the visuals and enveloping sounds of Blue Crush make this surprisingly decent flick worth a summertime look-see . the vital action sequences the vital comic ingredient the vital comic ingredient of the hilarious writer-director himself the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie the vulgar , sexist , racist humour the wacky talent the wacky talent that brought him fame in the first place the wake of Saving Private Ryan the wan , thinly sketched story the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time the wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time , the war movie compendium the war movie compendium across its indulgent two-hour-and-fifteen-minute length the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals the waste the waste of a good cast the waste of potential the wasted potential the wasted potential of this slapstick comedy the way Adam Sandler's new movie rapes the way Chekhov is funny the way a good noir should the way for adventurous Indian filmmakers toward a crossover the way it accumulates power and depth the way it avoids the more serious emotions involved the way it exploits the hot-button issue of domestic abuse for cheap the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script , the way it fritters away its potentially interesting subject matter via a banal script , unimpressive acting and indifferent direction the way it introduces you to new , fervently held ideas and fanciful thinkers the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms . Spears the way it skirts around any scenes that might have required genuine acting from Ms. Spears the way of saying something meaningful about facing death the way that it took chances and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off the way that makes you ache with sadness ( the way Chekhov is funny ) , profound without ever being self-important , warm without ever succumbing to sentimentality the way the roundelay of partners functions , and the interplay within partnerships and among partnerships and the general air of gator-bashing are consistently delightful the way the roundelay of partners functions , and the interplay within partnerships and among partnerships and the general air of gator-bashing are consistently delightful . the way they help increase an average student's self-esteem the way this all works out the way this all works out makes the women look more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead of serious athletes . the way tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable the way to striking a blow for artistic integrity the way we like our 20-year-old superstar girls to travel on the fame freeway the ways in which extravagant chance can distort our perspective and throw us off the path of good sense the wayward wooden one end it all by stuffing himself into an electric pencil sharpener the weak payoff the weakest movie the weaknesses the weaknesses of the weaknesses of , the weaknesses of , too many recent action-fantasy extravaganzas in which special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences the weaknesses of both genres , more the website feardotcom . com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea the week blown up for the big screen the weight of too many story lines the well-wrought story the west to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle the wheezing terrorist subplot the wheezing terrorist subplot hasn't the stamina for the 100-minute running time the wheezing terrorist subplot hasn't the stamina for the 100-minute running time , and the wheezing terrorist subplot hasn't the stamina for the 100-minute running time , and the protagonists ' bohemian boorishness mars the spirit of good clean fun the whimsy is in the mixture , the intoxicating masala , of cultures and film genres the whiney characters bugged me the whole ( bizarre , funny , tragic - like love in New York ) the whole central section is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency the whole central section is one big chase that seems to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler the whole damned thing didn't get our moral hackles up the whole dead-undead genre the whole dead-undead genre , who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects the whole enterprise the whole of Safe Conduct the whole of Safe Conduct is less than the sum of its parts . the whole package the whole package certainly captures the intended , er , spirit of the piece the whole series is so much pretentious nonsense , lavishly praised by those who equate obscurity with profundity the whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action the whole thing never existed the whole thing succeeded only in making me groggy . the whole thing works the wholesome twist the wide-ranging effects the wild thornberrys movie is a jolly surprise the wild thornberrys movie is a jolly surprise . the wildly popular Vin Diesel the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation the wisdom the wisdom and humor the wise , wizened visitor the wise-beyond-her-years teen the wiser and Jason still kills on auto-pilot the wit the wit , humor and snappy dialogue the wit , humor and snappy dialogue of the original the wit and hoopla the wit and revolutionary spirit the withering effects the witless the witless ageism the witless ageism afflicting films the wobbly premise work the women's stories the women's stories are ably intercut and involving the women look more like stereotypical caretakers and moral teachers , instead of serious athletes the women shine . the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal the wonderful cinematography the wonderful cinematography and the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting the word -- mindless , lifeless , meandering , loud , painful , obnoxious the word -- neither is incompetent , incoherent or just plain crap the word perfectly the words '' radical the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' the work of a genuine and singular artist the work of an artist , one whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism the working the working class to life the working out of the plot almost arbitrary the works of an artist the world's best actors the world's best actors , the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , the world's best cuisine the world's greatest teacher the world's misery the world's most fascinating stories the world's most generic rock star the world's political situation the world's political situation seems little different , and ( director Phillip ) Noyce brings out the allegory with remarkable skill the world's political situation seems little different , and ( director Phillip ) Noyce brings out the allegory with remarkable skill . the world's remarkably varying human population and mindset the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity the world they love and make the worse it gets the worst the worst , the worst , thanks to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy the worst -- and only -- killer website movie the worst National Lampoon film the worst comedy the worst comedy of the year the worst dialogue the worst elements the worst elements of all of them the worst excesses the worst excesses of nouvelle the worst film the worst film a man has made about women since Valley of the Dolls the worst film a man has made about women since valley of the dolls the worst film comedies the worst film comedies in decades the worst films the worst films of 2002 the worst films of the summer the worst in otherwise talented actors the worst kind of Hollywood heart-string plucking the worst kind of filmmaking , the kind that pretends to be passionate and truthful but is really frustratingly timid and soggy the worst kind of hubristic folly the worst kind of mythologizing the worst kind of mythologizing , the worst kind of mythologizing , the kind that sacrifices real heroism and abject suffering for melodrama . the worst movie the worst movie I've seen this summer the worst movie of 2002 the worst movies the worst movies of one year the worst movies of the year the worst movies of the year ... Watching it the worst of the Brosnan bunch the worst of the entire franchise the worst of their shallow styles the worst of tragedies the worst possibilities the worst possibilities of mankind the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up the worst sense the worst sense of the expression the worst sin the worst sin of attributable to a movie like this the worst special-effects creation of the year the worst thing the worst thing Soderbergh has ever done the worst thing to come out of National Lampoon since Class Reunion the worst titles the worst titles in recent cinematic history the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , or the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production the worthy successor the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow and the worthy successor to A Better Tomorrow and The Killer which they have been patiently waiting for the would-be surprises coming a mile away the wounds of the tortured and self-conscious material the writer-director of this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking the writers mistakenly thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot the writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses the writing , acting and character development are a lot better the writing and direction to the soggy performances the writing is indifferent the writing is indifferent , the writing is indifferent , and the writing is indifferent , and Jordan Brady's direction is prosaic the writing is insipid the writing is tight and truthful , full of funny situations and honest observations the writings of Jean Genet and John Rechy , the films of Fassbinder , perhaps the wrong things the wrong times the yawning chasm where the plot should be the year's ( unintentionally ) funniest moments the year's best the year's best acting the year's best and most the year's best and most unpredictable the year's best and most unpredictable comedy the year's best films the year's most accomplished the year's most accomplished and the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances the year's most enjoyable releases the year's most intriguing explorations the year's most intriguing explorations of alientation the year's most intriguing movie experiences the year's most thought-provoking film the year's most thought-provoking film . the year's most thought-provoking film . But the year's most thought-provoking film . But it pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship the year's most thought-provoking film . But it pays a price for its intricate intellectual gamesmanship . the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures the year's silliest and most incoherent movie . the year's sweetest movie the year's worst cinematic tragedies the year , noteworthy only for the gimmick of being filmed as a single unbroken 87-minute the year with its exploration of the obstacles to happiness the year with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes the young actors , not very experienced the young actors , not very experienced , the young actors , not very experienced , are sometimes inexpressive the young woman's infirmity and her naive dreams the zip is gone the-blanks with a tragic past the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood has a cocky , after-hours loopiness to it the-loose banter of Welcome to Collinwood has a cocky , after-hours loopiness to it . the-night theater theater feeling theater programming theaters . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen theft their best work their best work in their underwritten roles their bodies their caustic their caustic purpose for existing their characters do in the film . their charisma their charm doesn't do a load of good their cheap , B movie way their cheesiness as the reason why people get a kick out of watching them today their children their children or a disturbing story about sociopaths and their marks their closed-off nationalist reality their collaborators are entitled to take a deep bow for fashioning an engrossing entertainment out of an almost sure-fire prescription for a critical and commercial disaster . their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment of an ignored people their cruel fate their culture's manic mix of millennial brusqueness and undying , traditional politesse their dogmatism , manipulativeness and narrow , fearful view of American life their earnestness their earnestness -- which makes for a terrifying film their eccentricities their emotional nakedness their enthusiasm their estranged their estranged gay and their familiarity their feces their funny bones tickled their girlfriends who drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games their heads were is anyone's guess their hearts in the right place their hearts in the right place . their hearts in the right place . where their heads were is anyone's guess their heroic capacity their heroic capacity for good their high heels their hopes and frustrations vivid their idol's energy and passion their idol's energy and passion for detail their incessant whining their intelligence their interaction is numbingly predictable their lack their lack of chemistry their lack of chemistry makes Eddie Murphy and Robert DeNiro in Showtime look like old , familiar vaudeville partners their lack of showiness their lamentations are pretty much self-centered their lamentations are pretty much self-centered ) their largest-ever historical canvas their lives , loves and the art their lofty perch their lofty perch , that finally makes Sex With Strangers , which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful their loved ones their luster their memorable and resourceful performances their mentally '' superior their most virtuous limits their natural instinct for self-preservation their noble endeavor their often heartbreaking testimony , spoken directly into director Patricio Guzman's camera their often heartbreaking testimony , spoken directly into director Patricio Guzman's camera , their often heartbreaking testimony , spoken directly into director Patricio Guzman's camera , pack a powerful emotional wallop their outrageousness their own brightly colored dreams their own cleverness their own comfortable niche their own immaturity their own mortality their own pseudo-witty copycat interpretations their own rhythm their parents ' anguish their parents , wise folks that they are their parents , wise folks that they are , read books their perceptiveness about their own situations their performances could have -- should have -- been allowed to stand on their own their personalities undergo radical changes when it suits the script their place in the world their project so interesting their quirky and fearless ability their quirky inner selves their recklessness their record label their roles so well their romances their scenes brim with sexual possibility and emotional danger their screen rapport makes the old story seem new their screen rapport makes the old story seem new . their screen time is sabotaged by the story's inability to create interest their seats their sexual and romantic tension , while never really vocalized , is palpable their shallow styles their shortage dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action their shortage dilutes the potency of otherwise respectable action . Still , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences their story is predictable their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . their super-dooper-adorability intact their super-powers , their super-simple animation their super-powers , their super-simple animation and their super-powers , their super-simple animation and their super-dooper-adorability intact their surroundings their teen ( or preteen ) kid could bond while watching A Walk To Remember . their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential their tormentor deserved . their ugly heads their underwritten roles their watches their way around this movie directionless their way around this movie directionless , their way around this movie directionless , lacking any of the rollicking dark humor so necessary them , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity them , who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world them are funny them are funny , a few are sexy them are funny , a few are sexy and them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal them because you can't wait to see what they do next them good them less interesting than they already are them now is an exercise in pointlessness them to discern flimsy screenplays thematic coherence it largely makes up for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . Still thematic content and narrative strength thematic mumbo jumbo thematic resonance thematically thematically and stylistically thematically complex thematically instructive thematically instructive and thoroughly delightful thematically moving themes that interest Attal and Gainsbourg themselves aren't all that interesting themselves in the majesty of Tolkien's writing that every frame produces new joys , whether you're a fan of the books or not themselves out there because they love what they do themselves stifling a yawn or two during the first hour themselves too sophisticated for the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent themselves wishing they could roll over and take a nap then , I'd recommend waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes then , out of embarrassment or stupidity then -- strangely -- these wane to an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle then Blood Work is for you . then Esther's story is a compelling quest for truth . then The Grey Zone is to be lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle . then They works spectacularly well ... A shiver-inducing , nerve-rattling ride . then Triple X marks the spot . then again , I hate myself most mornings . then again , subtlety has never been his trademark then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief then as an occasionally insightful acting exercise . then backed off when the producers saw the grosses for Spy Kids then becomes unwatchable then biting into it and finding the filling missing then bothersome then by all means check it out . then disappointingly moves the story into the realm of an improbable thriller then don't rent it then ends then ends with a whimper then expects us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time then fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . then found its sweet spot then gets terrific performances from them all . then go see this delightful comedy . then his tone retains a genteel , prep-school quality that feels dusty and leatherbound then illuminates it fully then illuminates it fully and allows the larger implications of the journey to sink in unobtrusively then it's the perfect cure for insomnia . then just fell then just fell apart then knock yourself out and enjoy the big screen postcard that is a self-glorified Martin Lawrence lovefest . then look no further , because here it is . then morphed into a movie -- a bad one then pay your $ 8 and get ready for the big shear . then proceeds to flop then ruins itself with too many contrivances and goofy situations . then sucks the blood out then takes too long figuring out what to do next . then the film is a pleasant enough dish . then the game is even more rigged than it was two centuries ago . then this first film to use a watercolor background since `` Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years . then this should keep you reasonably entertained . then you're at the right film . then you're in for a painful ride . then you will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea . then you won't want to miss About A Boy . theories therapeutic to laugh along with them therapy ' I need therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending therapy ' I need from movie comedies -- offbeat humor , amusing characters , and a happy ending . therapy-dependent flakeball there'll be a power outage during your screening so you can get your money back there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script there's a certain robustness to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting . there's a certain style and wit to the dialogue there's a clarity of purpose and even-handedness to the film's direction there's a heaven for bad movies there's a plethora of characters in this picture , there's a plethora of characters in this picture , and there's a plethora of characters in this picture , and not one of them is flat there's a sense that the crux of the mystery hinges on a technicality that strains credulity and leaves the viewer haunted by the waste of potential there's a way to effectively teach kids about the dangers of drugs there's also a lot of redundancy and unsuccessful crudeness accompanying it there's also an abundance of hackneyed dialogue and more silly satanic business than you can shake a severed limb at . there's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations there's an enthusiastic charm in Fire that makes the formula fresh again there's apparently nothing left to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose . there's back-stabbing , inter-racial desire and , most importantly , singing and dancing . there's bad screenwriting there's definite room for improvement . there's enough cool fun here to warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages . there's enough here to make us look forward to the Russos ' next offering there's guilty fun to be had here . there's guilty fun to be had here . Chomp chomp there's hope for popular cinema yet there's just not much lurking below its abstract surface there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the Elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about Rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) there's little to be learned from watching ` Comedian ' there's little to love about this English trifle . there's lots of cute animals and clumsy people . ` Snow Dogs ' has both there's much to recommend the film . there's much truth there's never a dull moment in the giant spider invasion comic chiller there's no art here there's no better film than Half Past Dead . there's no denying the fun of watching De Niro and Crystal having fun . there's no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances there's no denying the physically spectacular qualities of the film ... or the emotional integrity of the performances . there's no denying the potency of Miller's strange , fleeting brew of hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure . there's no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it there's no denying the talent of the creative forces behind it . there's no discernible feeling beneath the chest hair there's no doubt the filmmaker is having fun with it all there's no fizz there's no indication that he's been responsible for putting together any movies of particular value or merit there's no larger point , and little social context there's no mistaking the filmmaker in the tall grass , true to himself . there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it there's no place for this story to go but down there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff there's no plot in this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible there's no real sense of suspense there's no real sense of suspense , there's no real sense of suspense , and there's no real sense of suspense , and none of the plot ` surprises ' are really surprising there's no rooting interest there's no saving the movie there's no saving the movie . Sorry , Charlie there's no scene that screams '' bathroom break ! '' there's no scene that screams `` bathroom break there's no way you won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater . there's not a fresh idea at the core of this tale there's not a fresh idea at the core of this tale . there's not an original character , siuation or joke in the entire movie there's not enough intelligence , wit or innovation on the screen to attract and sustain an older crowd . there's not enough substance here to sustain interest for the full 90 minutes , especially with the weak payoff there's not enough substance in the story to actually give them life there's not enough to the story to fill two hours there's not nearly enough that's right there's nothing else happening there's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr . DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A . Addessi , much of the time there's nothing fresh about Wannabes , which was written by Mr. DeMeo , who produced and directed the film with Charles A. Addessi , much of the time there's nothing here that they couldn't have done in half an hour there's nothing here to match that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration . there's nothing here you haven't seen before . there's nothing remotely triumphant about this motion picture . there's nothing resembling a spine here there's nothing so striking or fascinating or metaphorically significant about his career as to rate two hours of our attention . there's nothing very attractive about this movie there's nothing wrong with that if the film is well-crafted and this one is there's one thing this world needs less of there's plenty to offend everyone ... there's some centered storytelling to go along with all the weird stuff there's some mold on the gold there's something awfully deadly about any movie with a life-affirming message there's something cringe-inducing about seeing an American football stadium nuked as pop entertainment there's something intrinsically funny about Sir Anthony Hopkins saying ` Get in the car , bitch , ' this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer there's something there there's something vital about the movie . there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema there's still a real sense that the Star Trek tradition has been honored as best it can there's stuff here to like there's the inimitable Diaz , holding it all together there's the inimitable Diaz , holding it all together . there , done that there , done that , there , done that ... a thousand times already there , done that ... a thousand times already , and better there , for everybody who wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids there a deeper , more direct connection between these women , one that spans time and reveals meaning there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) there are also some startling , surrealistic moments there are at least 10 complete misses , many coming from the amazingly lifelike Tara Reid , whose acting skills are comparable to a cardboard cutout . there are enough high points to keep this from being a complete waste of time there are enough moments of heartbreaking honesty to keep one glued to the screen . there are entertaining and audacious moments there are for children and dog lovers there are great rewards here . there are just enough twists in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory there are just enough twists in the tale to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory . there are lulls there are many tense scenes in Trapped there are moments it captures the erotics of intimacy in a way that makes most American love stories look downright unfree there are more fascinating acts than `` Confessions of a Dangerous Mind there are moviegoers anxious to see strange young guys doing strange guy things there aren't many reasons anyone would want to see Crossroads if they're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears there are no unforgettably stupid stunts or uproariously rude lines of dialogue to remember it by there are plenty of laughs and good lines for everyone in this comedy there are rich veins of funny stuff in this movie there are several truly jolting scares there are side stories aplenty -- none of them memorable there are side stories aplenty -- none of them memorable . there are those who just want the Ball and Chain there are times when the film's reach exceeds its grasp there are too many bona fide groaners among too few laughs there are very , very good reasons for certain movies to be sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely . there are zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction there done that there is a certain charm about the film that makes it a suitable entry into the fest circuit there is a decent moral trying to get out there is a great deal of fun . there is a mediocre movie trying to get out . there is a real danger less sophisticated audiences will mistake it for an endorsement of the very things that Bean abhors . there is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized . there is almost nothing in this flat effort that will amuse or entertain them , either . there is an accuracy of observation in the work of the director , Frank Novak , that keeps the film grounded in an undeniable social realism . there is an interesting story of pointed personalities there is an interesting story of pointed personalities , courage , tragedy and the little guys vs. the big guys there is and there is and it's what makes this rather convoluted journey worth taking there is enough originality in ` Life ' to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies that so often end up on cinema screens . there is enough secondary action to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace there is little else to recommend '' Never Again . '' there is little else to recommend `` Never Again . '' there isn't much about K-19 there isn't much in the way of character development in the script there isn't much there here . there isn't much to it . there isn't one true ` Chan moment ' . there is no doubt that Krawczyk deserves a huge amount of the credit for the film's thoroughly winning tone . there is no earthly reason other than money why this distinguished actor would stoop so low there is no foundation for it there is no real reason to see it . there is no real reason to see it . Wait for video -- and then don't rent it . there is no sense there is no sense . there is no sense of connecting the dots , just dots there is no sense of connecting the dots , just dots . there is not even half the interest there is nothing distinguishing in a Randall Wallace film there is nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie there is nothing funny in this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie . there is nothing in it to engage children emotionally there is one word that best describes this film : honest . there is plenty of room for editing , there is plenty of room for editing , and there is plenty of room for editing , and a much shorter cut surely would have resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue there is plenty of room for editing , and a much shorter cut surely would have resulted in a smoother , more focused narrative without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue . there is precious little of either . there is really only one movie's worth of decent gags to be gleaned from the premise there is something about it that feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner there is something worth seeing there is truth here there just isn't much to laugh at . there remains a huge gap between the film's creepy there surrender $ 9 there surrender $ 9 and there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life there to give them a good time there to scare while we delight in the images there was any doubt that Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body there was ever a movie where the upbeat ending feels like a copout there will be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael there would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . therefore I know better than to rush to the theatre for this one these ambitions , laudable in themselves these annoyances these are performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece these are performances to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece . these brats will ever be anything more than losers these broken characters who are trying to make their way through this tragedy these bromides these bromides would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . But these bromides would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . But in Imax 3-D , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography these bromides would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . But in Imax 3-D , the clichés disappear into the vertiginous perspectives opened up by the photography . these characters ' foibles a timeless and unique perspective these characters love each other these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs these components combine into one terrific story with lots of laughs . these days are about nothing these days seem too long these days to appreciate these families interact these flicks are just that damn good . these flicks are just that damn good . Isn't it great ? these great leaps these great leaps of faith these guys ' superhuman capacity these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before these lives count these ops are just not extreme enough these people mattered these self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently these self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and these self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and furiously , their capacity to explain themselves has gone the same way as their natural instinct for self-preservation these self-styled athletes have banged their brains into the ground so frequently and furiously , their capacity to explain themselves has gone the same way as their natural instinct for self-preservation . these shenanigans exhausting these things these two 20th-century footnotes these two literary figures , and even the times these wane to an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle these were more repulsive than the first 30 or 40 minutes these women's these women's souls right open these women , one that spans time and reveals meaning these women are spectacular they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care they '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care they'll be too busy cursing the film's strategically placed white sheets . they'll be treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds . they'll probably run out screaming . they'll register strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor they'll register strongly with anybody who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor . they're clueless and inept they're dead on the vine they're doing is a matter of plumbing arrangements and mind games , of no erotic or sensuous charge . they're each interesting they're each interesting . they're merely signposts marking the slow , lingering death of imagination . they're not exactly flattering they're presented with a wry dark humor . they're sandwiched in between the most impossibly dry account of Kahlo's life imaginable . they're seeking with Trouble Every Day they're struggling to create . they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders they're talking about `` Talk to Her they're trapped by them , forced to change behavior in bizarre unjustified fashion and spout dialog that consists mostly of platitudes they're treading water at best in this forgettable effort they're watching a 76-minute commercial they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal they also demonstrate how desperate the makers of this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel were . they are believable as people -- flawed , assured of the wrong things , and scared to admit how much they may really need the company of others they are having so much fun they are in this tepid genre offering they are magnificent they aren't able to muster a lot of emotional resonance in the cold vacuum of space they are not enough they are not executed with anything more than perfunctory skill they are pitted against shimmering cinematography that lends the setting the ethereal beauty of an Asian landscape painting . they are wincing back in repugnance they border on being cartoonlike they bring a fresh , quirky charm to the formula they bring a fresh , quirky charm to the formula . they can't distract from the flawed support structure holding Equilibrium up they can't generate enough heat in this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction . they can't go wrong . they can sustain the poetic flights in Burdette's dialogue they can swim they come , already having been recycled more times than I'd care to count they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot they could have been in a more ambitious movie they couldn't have done in half an hour they could roll over and take a nap they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery they demonstrate that there's still a lot of life in Hong Kong cinema . they do they do best - being teenagers they do in this marvelous film they don't fit well together they don't fit well together and they don't fit well together and neither is well told they don't fit well together and neither is well told . they don't like it they don't make 'em like that anymore they don't make 'em like that anymore ' department they don't really want to know they drain all the film of its energy they easily fill their scenes and , fine judges both , never overcook the hysteria . they engage and even touch us they fall short of being interesting or entertaining they fall to pieces they fascinate in their recklessness they fascinate in their recklessness . they figure the power-lunchers don't care to understand , either they finally feel absolutely earned they find new routes through a familiar neighborhood they float within the seas of their personalities . they found them and become self-made celebrity athletes they go to a picture-perfect beach during sunset . they grow up and you can wait till then they have a tendency to slip into hokum they have a tendency to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip they have been patiently waiting for they have unearthed a rare gem they help increase an average student's self-esteem they instead pummel the audience they invariably shake up the formula and make it more interesting . they keep bringing it back another day as punishment for paying money to see the last James Bond movie they know their roles so well they lack the skills to get us to this undetermined destination they lack their idol's energy and passion for detail they lack their idol's energy and passion for detail . they love and make they love what they do they may , lawrence unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- like a human volcano or an overflowing septic tank , take your pick they may be as history they might try paying less attention to the miniseries and more attention to the film it is about . they missed the boat . they need it to sell us on this twisted love story they never succeed in really rattling the viewer they poorly rejigger Fatal Attraction into a high school setting they portray so convincingly they probably thought were funniest they prove more distressing than suspenseful . they see in each other also is difficult to fathom they see the joy the characters take in this creed they should have avoided . they should know better they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance they show a remarkable ability to document both sides of this emotional car-wreck . they so heartwarmingly motivate they sometimes still can be made they spend years trying to comprehend it they still wouldn't add up to the time required to boil a four - minute egg . they strip down often enough to keep men alert , if not amused they succeed they succeed merrily at their noble endeavor they succeed merrily at their noble endeavor . they takes a long time to get to its gasp-inducing ending they takes a long time to get to its gasp-inducing ending . they toss logic and science into what is essentially a `` Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry ... they tried to squeeze too many elements into the film they trot out the conventional science-fiction elements of bug-eyed monsters and futuristic women in skimpy clothes they turn out to be delightfully compatible here they used to anymore they wanted their story to go they were insulted and they were insulted and the audience was put through torture for an hour and a half they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff they were put to sleep by the movie and had a nightmare they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create they were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time they will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly delighted they will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly delighted . they will have a showdown they will have a showdown , but , they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you don't care who fires the winning shot they will have a showdown , but , by then , your senses are as mushy as peas and you don't care who fires the winning shot . they won't enjoy the movie at all . they won't much care about thick as mud thick as the cigarette smoke thick clouds of denial thick with wit it plays like a reading from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations thin -- then out -- when there's nothing else happening thin notion thin soup thin stretched over the nearly 80-minute running time thin writing thin writing proves its undoing thing's thing to do with these characters except have them run through dark tunnels , fight off various anonymous attackers , and evade elaborate surveillance technologies things fall apart things going at a rapid pace , occasionally using an omniscient voice-over narrator in the manner of French New Wave films things he does well things heat up only in the movie's final scenes things insipid things interesting things like '' si , pretty much '' and '' por favor , go home '' when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of the rest of '' Dragonfly things moving , while never quite things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace things so nice things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably things that elevate '' Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably things that elevate `` Glory '' above most of its ilk , most notably the mere presence of Duvall things to like things to like about Murder By Numbers things will turn out things will turn out okay think ( Kissinger's ) any more guilty of criminal activity than most contemporary statesmen think , hmmmmm . You see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz think , zzzzzzzzz think I've been as entranced and appalled by an Asian film since Shinya Tsukamoto's Iron Man think I laughed out loud once think I laughed out loud once . And when you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem think Undercover Brother has run out of steam think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with think and talk about their goals think by now america would have had enough of plucky british eccentrics with hearts of gold think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film think he'd appreciate this attempt to turn his life into art think is supposed to be an attempt at hardass American but sometimes just lapses into unhidden British think it's a tougher picture than it is think it's a tougher picture than it is . think it's in danger of going wrong think it's in projects like the -LRB- unfortunately R-rated -RRB- Paid . think it can't get any more gay think it can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter think most of the people who loved the 1989 Paradiso will prefer this new version think of a film more cloyingly think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn think of a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted think of a single good reason to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie think of a very good reason to rush right out and see it think of band camp as a geeky or nerdy thing think of it as '' Pootie Tang with a budget think of it as American Pie On Valium think of staying with this for more than , say , ten think of this dog of a movie think of this dog of a movie as the cinematic equivalent of high humidity think of this dog of a movie as the cinematic equivalent of high humidity . think that's what I liked about it -- the real issues tucked between the silly and crude storyline think that Jennifer Lopez has shown poor judgment in planning to marry Ben Affleck think that sequels can never capture the magic of the original think they think this movie loves women at all think you've figured out Bielinsky's great game , that's when you're in the most trouble think you have figured out the con and the players in this debut film by Argentine director Fabian Bielinsky , but while you were thinking someone made off with your wallet thinking about compelling questions thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers thinking about going to see this movie thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning thinking about how good it all was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights thinking man thinking man CIA agent Jack Ryan in this summer's new action film , '' The Sum of All Fears thinking not only that Kate isn't very bright , but that she hasn't been worth caring about and that maybe she , Janine and Molly -- an all-woman dysfunctional family -- deserve one another thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser thinking over and over again , ' thinking over and over again , ' I should be enjoying this . ' thinking someone made off with your wallet thinking the only reason to make the movie is because present standards allow for plenty of nudity thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . thinks he's tough \ \/ And Velma thinks it's hilarious thinks it is and its comedy is generally mean-spirited thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . thinks poo-poo jokes are ` edgy . ' thinks-it-is joke thinly sketched story thinly sketched story . Killing time thinly veiled thinly-conceived thinly-conceived movie . thinner than cardboard thinner than cardboard -- thinner than cardboard -- or thinner than cardboard -- or even comic-book paper third act miscalculation third or fourth viewing third-rate third-rate horror sequels third-rate romance thirst thirsty thirsty , consuming passion thirsty , consuming passion which drives this movie thirsty for reflection thirty-five minutes of inflated nonsense thirty-three minutes spent watching this waste of time this '' Two Weddings this '' Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun this '60s caper film is a riveting , brisk delight . this ) meandering and pointless French coming-of-age import from writer-director Anne-Sophie Birot this 20th anniversary edition of the film this 65-minute trifle this : you're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . this Antonio Banderas-Lucy Liu faceoff . It's still terrible this Argentinean ` dramedy ' succeeds mainly on the shoulders of its actors . this Barbershop just doesn't make the cut this Cinderella story this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . But this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . But it does somehow manage to get you under its spell this Cinderella story doesn't have a single surprise up its sleeve . But it does somehow manage to get you under its spell . this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat this DVD this Dumas adaptation entertains this English trifle this Halloween is a gory slash-fest . It can't escape its past , this Halloween is a gory slash-fest . It can't escape its past , and this Halloween is a gory slash-fest . It can't escape its past , and it doesn't want to this Halloween is a gory slash-fest . It can't escape its past , and it doesn't want to . this Hollywood contrivance this Hollywood contrivance orbits around this How Martha Got Her Groove Back -- assuming , that is , she ever had one to begin with this Italian freakshow this Jerry Bruckheimer production has little else to offer this Nicholas Nickleby finds itself in reduced circumstances -- and this Nicholas Nickleby finds itself in reduced circumstances -- and , also like its hero , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end this Nicholas Nickleby finds itself in reduced circumstances -- and , also like its hero , it remains brightly optimistic , coming through in the end . this Oscar-nominated documentary this Oscar-nominated documentary takes you there . this PG-13-rated piffle is ultimately as threatening as the Snuggle Fabric Softener bear . this Southern Gothic drama is sadly a tough sit , with an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter . this Wild film this ` Blood ' seems as tired as its protagonist this ` we're - doing-it-for - the-cash ' sequel this `` Two Weddings and a Funeral '' fun this `` un-bear-able '' project this a charmer this a diss this a diss . Consider it ` perfection this a high water mark for this genre this a moving experience for people who haven't read the book this a remarkable and novel concept this a superior movie this a two-actor master class this aging series this alarming production this alarming production , this all works out this alleged psychological thriller this alleged psychological thriller in search of purpose or even a plot this ambitious comic escapade this an eminently engrossing film this and that -- whatever fills time -- with no unified whole this animated adventure this animated sweet film this anything more than another big-budget bust this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny this as one of the worst films of the summer . this as one of the worst films of the summer . Or for the year , for that matter this average little story is adorned with some awesome action photography and surfing . this bad this bad on purpose this bad on purpose is never clear . this barbed and bracing comedy this barbed and bracing comedy on the big screen this batch is pretty cute this beautifully this beautifully drawn movie this bitter Italian comedy this bittersweet , uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery this bold move works this boring this broken character study this cartoon adventure is that wind-in-the-hair exhilarating . this chamber drama is superbly acted by the deeply appealing veteran Bouquet and the chilling but quite human Berling . this charmer this charmer has a spirit that can not be denied this chiaroscuro of madness and light this choppy and sloppy affair this cinematic snow cone is as innocuous as it is flavorless . this claustrophobic concept this clever and very satisfying picture this clever and very satisfying picture is more accurately Chabrolian . this clever idea this clever idea is far less funny than the original , Killers From Space . this cliche pileup this clunker this clunker has somehow managed to pose as an actual feature movie , the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults . this cold vacuum of a comedy to start a reaction this colorful bio-pic this colorful bio-pic of a Mexican icon this comic slugfest this coming-of-age story this coming-of-age story restraint as well as warmth this conflict this contrived nonsense this costly dud this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film . this could be a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot . this could be the worst thing Soderbergh has ever done . this crazy life this cross-cultural this cross-cultural soap opera is painfully formulaic and stilted . this crowd-pleaser's this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , energetic music this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , energetic music , this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , energetic music , and this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , energetic music , and good-natured spunk this crowd-pleaser's fresh dialogue , energetic music , and good-natured spunk are often infectious . this crude this crude '70s throwback this crude , this crude , this fast-paced and this insane this date-night diversion this date-night diversion will definitely win some hearts this deeply affecting film this deeply moving French drama this deeply moving French drama develops a startling story that works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times . this deeply touching melodrama this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable this delibrately obtuse and unapproachable . this delicate coming-of-age tale this delicate coming-of-age tale a treat this delightful comedy this depiction of fluctuating female sexuality has two winning lead performances and charm to spare . this didn't connect with me would require another viewing this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy this disappointed by a movie in a long time this disarming indie this distinguished actor this distinguished actor would stoop so low this documentary engages your brain in a way few current films do . this does not really make the case the Kissinger should be tried as a war criminal . this dog of a movie this domestic tragedy this doting mother this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G . I . Jane this dream Hispanic role this dreary mess this dreck this dud this dud had been made in the '70s this dumb this dumbed-down concoction this elegant entertainment this emotional car-wreck this emotional misery this engaging and literate psychodrama this engaging film this engaging film about two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears this engaging mix this engaging mix of love and bloodletting this equally brutal outing this equally brutal outing merely sustains it . this equally derisive clunker this equally derisive clunker is fixated on the spectacle of small-town competition . this every-joke-has - been-told-a this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - this every-joke-has - been-told-a - thousand-times - before movie this exciting new filmmaker this exciting new filmmaker has brought to the screen this excursion into the epicenter of percolating mental instability is not easily dismissed or forgotten . this exotic-looking woman whose emotional depths are only hinted at this facetious smirk this family film sequel is plenty of fun for all . this far above the level of the usual maudlin disease movie this fascinating -- and timely -- content this fascinating -- and timely -- content comes wrapped this fascinating portrait this fascinating portrait of a modern Lothario this fast-paced this film's cast is uniformly superb this film's chief draw this film's heart is even more embracing than Monty , if only because it accepts nasty behavior and severe flaws as part of the human condition . this film's impressive performances this film's impressive performances and this film's impressive performances and adept direction this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget this film , unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence this film , which is immaculately produced this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted this film , which may be why it works as well as it does this film , whose meaning and impact is sadly heightened by current world events this film : honest this film always keeping the balance between the fantastic and the believable this film asks the right questions at the right time in the history of our country this film can be clumsy this film does but feels less repetitive this film for its harsh objectivity and refusal to seek our tears , our sympathies this film has an ` A ' list cast and some strong supporting players this film is by lowering your expectations . this film is full of rabbits . brimful . but like most rabbits , it seems to lack substance this film is full of rabbits . brimful . but like most rabbits , it seems to lack substance . this film is not in the least surprising this film is part of that delicate canon this film is that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot . this film should not be missed . this film speaks for itself this film special this film teaches all too well this film that may not always work this film will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . this filmmaker's flailing reputation this films lacks the passion required to sell the material this films lacks the passion required to sell the material . this flat effort this flick is fun this flick is fun , this flick is fun , and host to some truly excellent sequences . this forgettable effort this fourth animated movie in four years this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . this frankly fantastical this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick this fresh . this fresh . Not as good as the original this frozen tundra soap opera this frozen tundra soap opera that breathes extraordinary life into the private existence of the Inuit people this funny film this future world feels absolutely deja vu this gender-bending comedy this gender-bending comedy is generally quite funny . this generation's Animal House this gentle , mesmerizing portrait this gentle , mesmerizing portrait of a man coming to terms with time this gentle and affecting melodrama will have luvvies in raptures this gentle comedy this gets us in trouble this girl this girl deserves a sequel this girl knows how to drive it to the max this goes after one truth ( the Ford administration's complicity in tearing ` orphans ' from their mothers ) and stumbles upon others even more compelling . this good this goofily endearing and well-lensed this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers this gory , this gory , perverted , this gory , perverted , sex-soaked this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre this grandiloquent quartet lolling this gripping tale this gut-buster this gutsy and this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn this gutter romancer's this half-hearted messing-about this halloween this hard and bitter place this hard to achieve this little fun this harrowing journey this harrowing journey into combat hell this harrowing journey into combat hell vividly this harrowing journey into combat hell vividly captures the chaotic insanity and personal tragedies that are all too abundant when human hatred spews forth unchecked . this has layered , well-developed characters and some surprises . this holiday movie this hybrid misses the impact of the Disney classic , and even that of the excellent 1934 MGM version this ill-conceived folly this illuminating comedy this in recompense : A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin this in the right frame of mind this indie flick never found its audience , probably because it's extremely hard to relate to any of the characters . this insane this insecure this insecure in real life this insipid , brutally clueless film this intelligent and restrained coming-of-age drama this interesting study this interesting study of the cultural mores of Georgian Jews in Tel Aviv this interesting time this interesting time and this interesting time and place this interminable , shapeless documentary this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture this intricately structured and well-realized drama this intricately structured and well-realized drama that presents a fascinating glimpse of urban life and the class warfare that embroils two young men this is Lohman's film . Her performance moves between heartbreak and rebellion as she continually tries to accommodate to fit in and gain the unconditional love she seeks . this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that this is a beautiful film for people who like their romances to have that French realism this is a better film than his earlier English-language movie , the overpraised Elizabeth this is a big , juicy role this is a coming-of-age story with a twist this is a dull , dour documentary on what ought to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject this is a film for the under-7 crowd . But it would be better to wait for the video . And a very rainy day this is a film for the under-7 crowd . But it would be better to wait for the video . And a very rainy day . this is a film living far too much in its own head this is a film living far too much in its own head . this is a film that takes a stand in favor of tradition and warmth . this is a frustrating patchwork : an uneasy marriage of Louis Begley's source novel ( About Schmidt ) and an old Payne screenplay . this is a harrowing movie about how parents know where all the buttons are , and how to push them . this is a highly ambitious and personal project for Egoyan this is a movie that's got oodles of style and substance . this is a movie that tells stories that work -- is charming , is moving this is a movie that will stimulate hours of post viewing discussion , if only to be reminded of who did what to whom and why . this is a must ! this is a particularly toxic little bonbon , palatable to only a chosen and very jaundiced few this is a particularly toxic little bonbon , palatable to only a chosen and very jaundiced few . this is a perceptive study of two families in crisis -- and of two girls whose friendship is severely tested by bad luck and their own immaturity . this is a refreshingly novel ride this is a refreshingly novel ride . this is a remarkably accessible and haunting film . this is a serious work by an important director who has something new to say about how , in the flip-flop of courtship , we often reel in when we should be playing out this is a seriously intended movie that is not easily forgotten . this is a story without surprises this is a terrific flick replete with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music . this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time this is a watchable movie that's not quite the memorable experience it might have been . this is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be this is an ungainly movie , ill-fitting , with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be . this is beautiful filmmaking from one of French cinema's master craftsmen . this is cinema this is classic nowheresville in every sense this is compensated in large part by the off-the-wall dialogue , visual playfulness and the outlandishness of the idea itself this is downright movie penance this is even better than The Fellowship . this is even better than The Fellowship . There are scenes of cinematic perfection that steal your heart away . this is f \*\*\* ed this is grand-scale moviemaking for a larger-than-life figure , an artist who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture . this is lame . this is more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . this is more appetizing than a side dish of asparagus . If you're not a fan , it might be like trying to eat Brussels sprouts . this isn't even a movie we can enjoy as mild escapism this isn't even a movie we can enjoy as mild escapism ; this isn't even a movie we can enjoy as mild escapism ; it is one in which fear and frustration are provoked to intolerable levels . this isn't exactly profound cinema this isn't exactly profound cinema , this isn't exactly profound cinema , but it's good-natured and sometimes quite funny this isn't exactly profound cinema , but it's good-natured and sometimes quite funny . this isn't worth sitting through this is no simple movie this is one adapted - from-television movie that actually looks as if it belongs on the big screen . this is one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem this is one occasion when they have unearthed a rare gem . this is one of the best-sustained ideas I have ever seen on the screen . this is one of the year's best films this is one of the year's best films . this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly this is one of those rare pictures that you root for throughout , dearly hoping that the rich promise of the script will be realized on the screen . this is one summer film that satisfies this is one that should be thrown back in the river this is so de palma . if you love him , you'll like it . if you don't this is so de palma . if you love him , you'll like it . if you don't ... this is standard crime drama fare ... instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull this is standard crime drama fare ... instantly forgettable and thoroughly dull . this is still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer this is still a nice little picture , made by bright and friendly souls with a lot of good cheer . this is successful as a film , while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece . this is such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , who cares if the story's a little weak this is such a high-energy movie where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , who cares if the story's a little weak . this is sure to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll . this is that rare drama that offers a thoughtful and rewarding glimpse into the sort of heartache everyone has felt , or will feel someday . this is that sort of thing all over again . this is the best ` old neighborhood ' project since Christopher Walken kinda romanced Cyndi Lauper in The Opportunists this is the first film in a long time that made me want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes . this is the kind of material where the filmmakers should be very careful about raising eyebrows this is the kind of movie that deserves a chance to shine . this is the kind of production that would have been funnier if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD this is the most visually unappealing this is the most visually unappealing . this is the movie for you this is the one . this is the opposite of a truly magical movie this is the opposite of a truly magical movie . this is the resurrection of the Halloween franchise this is the same movie you probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better . this is the sort of infantile that makes you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers this is the ultimate movie experience this is your ticket right here . this jumbled mess this junk this junk that's TV sitcom material at best this kind of material this kind of material is more effective on stage this kind of material is more effective on stage . It's not a motion picture this kind of thing , unlike the Americans , who have a passion for Musketeers , only to spoof them this laboratory of laughter this largely celebratory film this latest and laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs this latest and laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs were capable of engendering an emotional response of any kind this laughable dialogue this lavish three-year-old production this lavish three-year-old production has enough grandeur and scale to satisfy as grown-up escapism . this leaden comedy this leaky script this leaky script barely stays afloat this level this lifeless boxing film this likable movie this likable movie isn't more accomplished . The actors try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward this like the dreaded King Brown snake this listless feature this listless feature will win him any new viewers this little $ 1.8 million charmer this little $ 1.8 million charmer , this little $ 1.8 million charmer , which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking this little-known story of Native Americans and this load this load of junk this long-on-the-shelf , point-and-shoot exercise in gimmicky crime drama this loose collection of largely improvised numbers this loose collection of largely improvised numbers would probably have worked better as a one-hour TV documentary . this loser this love this low this makes for perfectly acceptable , occasionally very enjoyable children's entertainment . this man so watchable this man so watchable is a tribute not only to his craft , but to his legend this marvelous documentary touches -- ever so gracefully -- on the entire history of the Yiddish theater , both in America and Israel . this marvelous film this masterful this material could work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent this may be the dumbest , sketchiest movie on record about an aspiring writer's coming-of-age this may be the dumbest , sketchiest movie on record about an aspiring writer's coming-of-age . this may be the first cartoon ever to look as if it were being shown on the projection television screen of a sports bar this meaningless downer this mess this might have been an eerie thriller this might have made a decent children's movie -- if only Benigni hadn't insisted on casting himself in the title role . this might not seem like the proper cup of tea , this might not seem like the proper cup of tea , however it is almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half this might not seem like the proper cup of tea , however it is almost guaranteed that even the stuffiest cinema goers will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half . this modern mob music drama this modern mob music drama never fails to fascinate . this modest little number this mothball-y stuff this motion picture in such a way that even the most cynical curmudgeon with find himself or herself smiling at one time or another this movie's got it this movie's lack of ideas this movie's sharp dialogue and delightful performance this movie's sharp dialogue and delightful performance by Jolie and Burns this movie , a certain scene in particular , brought me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch this movie , a certain scene in particular , brought me uncomfortably close to losing my lunch . this movie , but what it needs this movie , by necessity , lacks Fellowship's heart this movie -- for its historical significance alone this movie . No this movie . No , it's the repetition of said behavior this movie brainless this movie directionless this movie for ? this movie for ? Not kids , who don't need the lesson in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers this movie has a glossy coat of action movie excess while remaining heartless at its core . this movie introduces a promising , unusual kind of psychological horror . this movie is 90 minutes long , and this movie is 90 minutes long , and life is too short this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs . spy film The Sum of All Fears , this movie is a phlegmatic bore , so tedious it makes the silly spy vs. spy film The Sum of All Fears , starring Ben Affleck , seem downright Hitchcockian . this movie is careless and unfocused . this movie is hereby given fair warning this movie is hopeless this movie is likely to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water . this movie is one long chick-flick slog . this movie just goes on and on and on and on this movie leaves you cool this movie loves women at all this movie makes one thing perfectly clear this movie phenomenon this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation this movie proves you wrong on both counts . this movie so much as produced it -- like sausage this movie strangely enough has the outdated swagger of a shameless '70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . this movie strangely enough has the outdated swagger of a shameless ` 70s blaxploitation shuck-and-jive sitcom . this movie strives to be more , but doesn't quite get there . this movie worth seeing this moving , effective little film this much imagination this much imagination and this much imagination and nerve this much syrup this must have been a difficult shoot this musty adaptation this musty adaptation is all the more annoying since it's been packaged and sold back to us by Hollywood . this nasty comedy this nasty comedy pokes fun at the same easy targets as other rowdy raunch-fests -- farts , boobs , unmentionables -- without much success . this natural grain this nervy oddity , like modern art this nervy oddity , like modern art should . this never-ending confusion and hatred this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title this new jangle of noise , mayhem and stupidity must be a serious contender for the title . this new version of E . T . just as I hoped I would -- this new version of e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes this nicely wound clock not just ticking , but humming this noble warlord would be consigned to the dustbin of history this nonsensical story this nonthreatening but thrilling adventure this obscenely bad dark comedy this obscenely bad dark comedy , this obscenely bad dark comedy , so crass this odd , inexplicable and unpleasant this oddly sweet comedy this oddly sweet comedy about jokester highway patrolmen this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise , too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy . this one , it's not very good either . this one feels like a life sentence this one feels like an impostor . this one gets off with a good natured warning this one included ) this one is a feast this one is a feast . this one is a sweet and modest and ultimately winning story . this one is for you . this one is pretty miserable , resorting to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development and intelligent plotting . this one is so formulaic that it seems to be on auto-pilot this one is strictly a lightweight escapist film this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . this one makes up for in heart what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned this opera isn't a favorite this opera isn't a favorite , this opera isn't a favorite , so this opera isn't a favorite , so it's a long time before the fat lady sings this opera isn't a favorite , so it's a long time before the fat lady sings . this oppressively gloomy techno-horror clambake this oppressively gloomy techno-horror clambake is impossible to ignore . But as a movie this otherwise appealing picture loses its soul to Screenwriting For Dummies conformity . this overheated melodrama this overheated melodrama plays like a student film . this overstuffed , erratic dramedy this overstuffed , erratic dramedy in which he and his improbably forbearing wife contend with craziness and child-rearing in Los Angeles this painfully forced , false and fabricated this particular , anciently demanding métier this particular result is ultimately held back from being something greater this past year has seen the release of some of the worst film comedies in decades this peek into the 1970s skateboard revolution this piece of crap this poor remake this poor remake of such a well loved classic this preachy this preachy produce promotes is beyond us . this predictable romantic comedy should get a pink slip this pretentious mess this pretty watchable this prickly indie comedy of manners and misanthropy this project was undertaken this properly intense , claustrophobic tale of obsessive love this quality band this quality band may pick up new admirers this quietly lyrical tale probes the ambiguous welcome extended by Iran to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food . this quirky soccer import is forgettable this rather convoluted journey this rather convoluted journey worth taking this ready-made midnight movie this ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day this ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , this ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , but this ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , but under the right conditions , it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun this ready-made midnight movie probably won't stand the cold light of day , but under the right conditions , it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun . this reason and this reason only -- the power of its own steadfast , hoity-toity convictions -- this reason only this refreshing visit this region and this region and its inhabitants this relentless , all-wise-guys-all-the-time approach tries way too hard and gets tiring in no time at all . this remains a film about something , one that attempts and often achieves a level of connection and concern . this remarkable and memorable film this retooled Machine is ultimately effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself . this review life-affirming this rich this rich and luscious this romantic comedy this romantic comedy explores the friendship between five Filipino-Americans and their frantic efforts to find love . this romantic\/comedy this romantic\/comedy asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in this romantic\/comedy asks the question how much souvlaki can you take before indigestion sets in . this rude and crude film this rude and crude film does deliver a few gut-busting laughs this ruinous remake this run-of-the-mill vehicle this saccharine , Easter-egg-colored concoction this sad , compulsive life this sad , occasionally horrifying but often inspiring film this sad , occasionally horrifying but often inspiring film is among Wiseman's warmest . this sad-sack waste this sad-sack waste of a movie this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins this sad-sack waste of a movie is a City of ruins . this saga would be terrific to read about this sappy ethnic sleeper proves that not only blockbusters pollute the summer movie pool . this schlock-filled this schlock-filled fairy this schlock-filled fairy tale this schlock-filled fairy tale hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability . this schlocky horror\/action hybrid this script this second go-round possesses a quite pleasing , headlong thrust and a likably delinquent attitude . this self-deprecating , biting and witty feature this sensuous and spirited tale this sensuous and spirited tale of a prim widow who finds an unlikely release in belly-dancing clubs this shimmering this shimmering , beautifully this shimmering , beautifully costumed this shimmering , beautifully costumed and this shimmering , beautifully costumed and filmed production this shocking testament to anti-Semitism and neo-fascism this shoddy suspense thriller this should , indeed , have been presented as a theatrical release this should keep you reasonably entertained . this silly , outrageous , ingenious thriller this silly con job this silly little cartoon can inspire a few kids not to grow up to be greedy this silly little puddle of a movie this simple , sweet and romantic comedy this slick and sprightly CGI feature this slight comedy of manners this slight comedy of manners has winning performances and a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat . this slightly disappointing sequel this slightly disappointing sequel going , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained this sloppy , made-for-movie comedy special this sloppy drama this sloppy drama is an empty vessel . this smart this smart-aleck this smart-aleck movie ... tosses around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life this sneaky feel to it -- as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product this so-called satire this somber picture reveals itself slowly , intelligently , artfully . this sometimes wry adaptation this sometimes wry adaptation of V.S. Naipaul's novel this somewhat tired premise this sort of stop-go slow motion that makes the gang rumbles look like they're being streamed this space-based homage to Robert Louis Stevenson's Treasure Island fires on all plasma conduits . this sparklingly inventive and artful , always fast and furious tale this specious this startlingly unfunny comedy this statement in an easily accessible way this stinker this story about love and culture this story and the 1971 musical '' Bedknobs and Broomsticks , '' which also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along ... this story is really all about this story to go but down this strangely schizo cartoon this strangely schizo cartoon seems suited neither to kids or adults . this strenuously unconventional movie this stuck pig this stuck pig of a movie this stuck pig of a movie flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror this stuck pig of a movie flails limply between bizarre comedy and pallid horror . this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' this stylish film this stylish film that is able to visualize schizophrenia but is still confident enough to step back and look at the sick character with a sane eye this sucker this summer's new action film , '' this summer that do not involve a dentist drill this superficially loose , larky documentary this supernatural snore-fest this supposedly funny movie this surfer-girl melodrama this surfer-girl melodrama starts gasping like a beached grouper . this surprisingly decent flick this tepid genre offering this terrific film this territory has already been explored previously with better aplomb and sardonic wit this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars this thing feels flimsy and ephemeral . this three-hour endurance test this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material this thriller is too loud and thoroughly overbearing this time , the old MIB label stands for Milder Isn't Better . this time , there isn't much this time . That chirpy songbird Britney Spears has popped up with more mindless drivel this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play this time there's some mold on the gold . this timely sci-fi mystery works on so many different levels that it not only invites this tired retread this too-long , spoofy update this too-long , spoofy update of Shakespeare's Macbeth this too-long , spoofy update of Shakespeare's Macbeth doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention . this tortured , dull artist this trifling romantic comedy in which opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it this trifling romantic comedy in which opposites attract for no better reason than that the screenplay demands it squanders the charms of stars Hugh Grant and Sandra Bullock . this trite , predictable rehash this turd this turd squashed this turgid this turgid fable this turkey rotting this turkey rotting from miles away this uncharismatically this uncompromising insight this underdramatized but overstated film this unexpectedly moving meditation this unexpectedly moving meditation on love , history , memory , resistance and artistic transcendence this unhurried , low-key film that is so off-Hollywood that it seems positively French in its rhythms and resonance this unimaginative comedian this unique and entertaining twist this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale this unique director's previous films this unpleasantness this unrelenting bleak insistence this unrelenting bleak insistence on opting out of any opportunity for finding meaning in relationships or work this unusual comedy from choking on its own conceit this utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story as one this utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story as one of the most creative , energetic and original comedies to hit the screen in years this vapid vehicle is downright doltish and uneventful this version is raised a few notches above kiddie fantasy pablum by Allen's astringent wit . this very compelling tale this viewer this vision can hardly be underestimated this visual trickery this wafer-thin movie this wallow in crude humor this was god awful this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years this waste this waste of time this wedding this well-meaning , beautifully produced film this well-meaning , beautifully produced film that sacrifices its promise for a high-powered star pedigree this when you can rent a pedigree instead this white trash War of the Roses is a surprisingly engaging film . this white-trash satire this wild Welsh whimsy this will be an enjoyable choice for younger kids . this will be on video long before they grow up and you can wait till then . this won't seem like such a bore this woefully hackneyed movie this woefully hackneyed movie , this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo this wonderful portrait this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier this world more complex this world needs less of this worn-out , pandering palaver this would be Catechism this would be a worthy substitute for naughty children's stockings this wretched work this wretched work falls flat in just about every conceivable area . this year's Razzie this year's very best pictures this year is a franchise sequel starring Wesley Snipes thorn and vinegar thornier thorough transitions thoroughly awful thoroughly awful movie thoroughly condescending thoroughly delightful thoroughly dull thoroughly engage you thoroughly enjoyable thoroughly enjoyable , heartfelt thoroughly enjoyable true thoroughly enjoyed the love story thoroughly enjoyed themselves thoroughly enjoyed themselves and thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film thoroughly entertaining thoroughly entertaining comedy that thoroughly formulaic film thoroughly involving thoroughly overbearing thoroughly satisfying thoroughly satisfying entertainment thoroughly unpleasant thoroughly unrewarding all of this thoroughly winning flight of revisionist fancy thoroughly winning flight of revisionist fancy . those are reasons enough to see it those are reasons enough to see it . those based-on-truth stories that persuades you , with every scene , that it could never really have happened this way those comedies that just seem like a bad idea from frame one those contrived , those crass those crass , contrived sequels those crass , contrived sequels that not only fails on its own , but makes you second-guess your affection for the original those daytime programs ' slickness and sophistication ( and who knew they even had any ? ) those decades-spanning historical epics that strives to be intimate and socially encompassing but fails to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time those energetic surprises those exceedingly rare films those exceedingly rare films in which the talk alone is enough to keep us those famous moments those farts got to my inner nine-year-old those films that requires the enemy to never shoot straight those films that started with a great premise and then just fell apart those gimmicks those in Mr . Spielberg's 1993 classic those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics those monologues stretch on and on those movies barely registering a blip on the radar screen of 2002 those movies that catches you up in something bigger than yourself those movies where you walk out of the theater not feeling those of us who don't object to the description '' unelected '' have suspected all along : George W . Bush those old '50's giant creature features -- those other two recent Dumas botch-jobs those rare , exhilarating cinematic those rare docs that paints a grand picture of an era and makes the journey feel like a party those rare films that come by once in a while with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace those reaching for more tissues and those begging for mercy those relationships , including that between the son and his wife , and the wife and the father , and between the two brothers , with incredible subtlety and acumen those reputedly '' unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right those reputedly `` unfilmable '' novels that has bucked the odds to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right those responsible didn't cut their losses -- and ours -- and retitle it The Adventures of Direct-to-Video Nash , and send it to its proper home those rough edges those so-so films that could have been much better those staggeringly well-produced those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary those terrific documentaries those terrific songs those terrific songs and those terrific songs and spirited performances those unassuming films that sneaks up on you and stays with you long after you have left the theatre those underrated professionals who deserve but rarely receive it those unforgettably uncertain those visual in-jokes those visual in-jokes , as in the film's verbal pokes at everything from the likes of Miramax chief those who are drying out from spring break those who are only mildly curious , i fear , will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals those who are only mildly curious , i fear , will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals . those who can't tell the difference between the good , the bad and the ugly those who do those who do will have found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime . those who equate obscurity with profundity those who have reached the absolute top of the game those who like explosions , sadism and seeing people beat each other to a pulp those who like long books and movies will admire the way it accumulates power and depth those who like quirky , slightly strange French films those who like sick comedies that can be snide those who love alternate versions of the Bard , particularly those who loved Cool as Ice have at last found a worthy follow-up those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) those words those young whippersnappers making moving pictures today though , there is a really cool bit -- the movie's conception of a future-world holographic librarian ( Orlando Jones ) who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized . though , this is a refreshingly novel ride though , this is a refreshingly novel ride . though , this surfer-girl melodrama starts gasping like a beached grouper . though Bette Davis , cast as Joan , would have killed him though Brown Sugar is so earnest in its yearning for the days before rap went nihilistic that it summons more spirit and bite than your average formulaic romantic quadrangle though Don't Ask still finds a few chuckles though Ford and Neeson capably hold our interest , but its just not a thrilling movie though I could not stand them though I could not stand them . though I like the creepy ideas though I like the creepy ideas , they are not executed with anything more than perfunctory skill though Jay Roach directed the film from the back of a taxicab though Wen's messages are profound and thoughtfully delivered though a morbid one though clearly well-intentioned , though clearly well-intentioned , this cross-cultural soap opera though clearly well-intentioned , this cross-cultural soap opera is painfully formulaic and stilted though clearly well-intentioned , this cross-cultural soap opera is painfully formulaic and stilted . though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! though flawed though he only scratches the surface though he only scratches the surface , at least he provides a strong itch to explore more though he only scratches the surface , at least he provides a strong itch to explore more . though her performance is more interesting ( and funnier ) than his though if ever a movie needed one of the actor's whiny jags to pump it up , this has to be among the rare ones though impostor deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture though impostor deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture , though impostor deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture , it too is a bomb though impostor deviously adopts the guise of a modern motion picture , it too is a bomb . though it's told with sharp ears and eyes for the tenor of the times though it begins to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy though it draws several decent laughs though it draws several decent laughs , it though it draws several decent laughs , it's low-cal woody at best though it is as tedious as one though it was written for no one , but somehow though lovers of the book may wonder why it's necessary though many of these guys are less than adorable though meant to be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , never though occasionally fun enough to make you though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity though somewhat weakened by a miscast leading lady . though still positive , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it though the character is almost completely deadpan though the picture strains to become cinematic poetry , it remains depressingly prosaic and dull though their story is predictable though they are having so much fun though they may be overshadowed by some strong performances though they should know better though thin writing proves its undoing though unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head though unhappily for his subjects -- though viewers may be more exhausted than the athletes onscreen though well dressed and well made though you rode the Zipper after eating a corn dog and an extra-large cotton candy thought . Better thought . Better still , he does all of this thought I heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign thought I heard a mysterious voice , and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light -- the light of the exit sign . thought I was too hard on '' The Mothman Prophecies '' thought it could have been more thought it could have been more . thought it was going to be thought my own watch had stopped keeping time as I slogged my way through Clockstoppers thought my own watch had stopped keeping time as I slogged my way through Clockstoppers . thought out thought out encounter than the original could ever have hoped to be thought that the German film industry can not make a delightful comedy centering on food . thought the relationships were wonderful thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the love ` real ' thought the relationships were wonderful , the comedy was funny , and the love ` real ' . thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this thought they could achieve an air of frantic spontaneity by simply tossing in lots of characters doing silly stuff and stirring the pot thought through than in most ` right-thinking ' films thought was rather clever thought was rather clever . thought were funniest thought would leave you thought would leave you cold thought-out and thought-provoking thought-provoking , haunting film thought-provoking New York fest thought-provoking and thought-provoking and even an engaging mystery thought-provoking and often-funny drama thought-provoking film thought-provoking foreign cinema thought-provoking picture . thought-provoking potential thoughtful thoughtful , thoughtful , emotional thoughtful , emotional movie experience thoughtful , moving thoughtful , moving piece thoughtful , provocative , insistently humanizing thoughtful , provocative , insistently humanizing film thoughtful , reverent thoughtful , reverent portrait thoughtful , subjective filmmaking thoughtful , unapologetically raw thoughtful , visually graceful thoughtful , well-acted clunker thoughtful and thoughtful and brimming thoughtful and rewarding thoughtful and rewarding glimpse thoughtful and surprisingly affecting thoughtful and surprisingly affecting portrait thoughtful and unflinching thoughtful and unflinching examination thoughtful consideration thoughtful dialogue thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except thoughtful examination thoughtful minor classic thoughtful movie thoughtful screenplay thoughtful war films thoughtful what-if thoughtful without having much dramatic impact thoughtfully delivered thoughtfully written thoughtfulness thoughtfulness and thoughtfulness and insight thoughtfulness and insight than a melodramatic thoughtlessly thoughtlessly assembled thousand cliches thrashing rap-metal threadbare comic setups threadbare standbys threatened by a terrorist bomb threatening and threatening and unforgettable threatening as the Snuggle Fabric Softener bear threatens threatens to become didactic three episodes of a rejected TV show three excellent principal singers three excellent principal singers , three excellent principal singers , a youthful and good-looking diva and tenor and richly handsome locations three great , scary times three hours and with very little story or character three hours and with very little story or character development three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot three narcissists three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . As each of them searches for their place in the world three of the most multilayered and sympathetic female characters of the year . As each of them searches for their place in the world , Miller digs into their very minds to find an unblinking , flawed humanity three sides of his story with a sensitivity three sides of his story with a sensitivity and an inquisitiveness reminiscent of Truffaut three splendid actors three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one three terrific performances three times in this animated sweet film three vapid , insensitive people three vapid , insensitive people who take three words : Thumbs Friggin ' Down three-dimensional characters three-hour cinema master class . three-hour endurance test threefold expansion threw loads of money at an idea that should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans threw loads of money at an idea that should've been so much more even if it was only made for teenage boys and wrestling fans . threw medical equipment at a window threw medical equipment at a window ; not because it was particularly funny threw them into a blender thrill thrill you thrill you , thrill you , touch you thrill you , touch you and thrill you , touch you and make you thrill-kill cat-and-mouser thrilled thriller thriller '' thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances thriller , coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . . thriller , coupled with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . . it's a worthwhile tutorial in quantum physics and slash-dash thriller `` New Best Friend '' thriller and murder mystery thriller as impersonal in its relentlessness as the videogame series that inspired it . thriller as lazy thriller as lazy as it is interminable thriller form to examine the labyrinthine ways in which people's lives cross and change thriller junk thriller junk . thriller nonsense thriller remarkable thriller remarkable only for its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd thriller remarkable only for its lack of logic and misuse of two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd . thriller with enough unexpected twists thriller with enough unexpected twists to keep our interest thrillers I've seen in quite a long time thrillers actually thrilled thrilling thrilling , touching or , yikes , uproarious thrilling combination thrilling enough thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation thrilling moments thrilling moments and thrilling movie thrilling sci-fi cinematic ride thrillingly thrillingly uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . thrills thrills , thrills , suspense thrills , too many flashbacks thrills , too many flashbacks and thrills , too many flashbacks and a choppy ending thrills , too many flashbacks and a choppy ending make for a bad film thrills and a mystery thrills and extreme thrills and extreme emotions thrills and humor thrills from your Halloween entertainment thrills of early underground work thrills of early underground work . thrills the eye thrills when it should be most in the mind of the killer thrives on its taut performances and creepy atmosphere throbbing sincerity through , however , having sucked dry the undead action flick formula , Blade II mutates into a gross-out monster movie with effects that are more silly than scary . through 300 hundred years of Russian cultural identity and a stunning technical achievement through Balzac and the Little Chinese Seamstress that transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem through CHARLIE completely unaware she needs to show some presence and star quality through Dahmer's two hours through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment through Kafka's meat grinder through a crummy , wannabe-hip crime comedy that refers incessantly to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one through a dreary tract of virtually plotless meanderings through a prism through a remarkable amount of material in the film's short 90 minutes through a sad , sordid universe of guns , drugs , avarice and damaged dreams through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh through all too painfully through clever makeup design through contrived plot points through crap like this through dishonesty through dishonesty , but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones through even when the movie doesn't through horror and hellish conditions through ill-conceived action pieces through its flaws , Revolution # 9 proves to be a compelling through its hackneyed elements through its otherwise comic narrative through its tidal wave of imagery through love through memory , a celebration of living , and a sobering rumination through memory , a celebration of living , and a sobering rumination on fatality , classism , and ignorance . through on some solid performances and witty dialogue through putrid writing , direction and timing with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master . ' through recklessness and retaliation through sincerity through some of Clancy's holes through ten pseudo-serious minutes through than in most ` right-thinking ' films through the B . S . giving a big middle-fingered '' shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another through the B.S. giving a big middle-fingered `` shut up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta one another through the audience's meat grinder one more through the constraints of its source through the corporate stand-up-comedy mill through the expected hoops with style and even some depth through the eye , the heart , the mind through the eyes of the idealistic kid who chooses to champion his ultimately losing cause through the gloomy film noir veil through the horrible pains of a death through the mire of this alleged psychological thriller in search of purpose or even a plot through the perverse pleasure of watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy through the plot's hot brine through the story , with charming results through the sugar coating through the wall through their consistently sensitive and often exciting treatment of an ignored people through this bogus veneer through this film through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture through this mess through this picture I was beginning to hate it through this sloppy , made-for-movie comedy special through this summer that do not involve a dentist drill through torture through vulgarities in a sequel you can refuse through watching this saccharine , Easter-egg-colored concoction through with originality , humour and pathos through worn-out material throughout Michele's religious and romantic quests throughout a film that is both gripping and compelling throughout his resolutely dramatic variation on the novel throughout is daring , inventive and impressive throughout the chaos throughout this funny film throw 40 years of cinematic history throw 40 years of cinematic history down the toilet in favor of bright flashes and loud bangs throw a few big-name actors and cameos at a hokey script throw each other out windows throw elbows when necessary throwaway throwaway , junk-food movie throwaway movie throwaway one-liners throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , throwaway one-liners , not-quite jokes , and throwaway references to faith and rainbows to plant smile-button faces on that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like The Ghost and Mr . Chicken throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like The Ghost and Mr . Chicken . throwback to long gone bottom-of-the-bill fare like The Ghost and Mr. Chicken . throwing out so many red herrings , so many false scares , throwing up throwing up his hands in surrender thrown at actors charged with the impossible task of making them jell thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book thrown every suspenseful cliché in the book at this nonsensical story thrown in people's faces to the fact Amber is such a joke thrown into a pot of boiling water thrown-together thrown-together feel throws a bunch of hot-button items in the viewer's face and asks to be seen as hip , winking social commentary throws away throws away the goodwill the first half of his movie generates by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull throws away the goodwill the first half of his movie generates by orchestrating a finale that is impenetrable and dull . throws herself into this dream Hispanic role with a teeth-clenching gusto throws in a fish-out-of-water gag throws in too many conflicts to keep the story compelling throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us throws quirky characters , odd situations , and off-kilter dialogue at us , all as if to say , `` Look at this ! throws you for a loop thrusts the audience thrusts the audience into a future they won't much care about thrusts the inchoate but already eldritch Christian Right propaganda machine thrusts the inchoate but already eldritch Christian Right propaganda machine into national media circles . thud thuds thumbs down thumbs down . thumbs down due to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment thumpingly thunderous thunderous ride thus thus , we're subjected to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes after another thwart the world's misery with blind good will thyself ' tick off every point of '' The Longest Yard '' playbook like a checklist . tick off every point of `` The Longest Yard '' playbook like a checklist tick-tock tick-tock pacing ticket-buyers with great expectations will wind up as glum as Mr. De Niro . ticking time bombs and other Hollywood-action cliches tickle many a preschooler's fancy , but when it costs a family of four about $ 40 to see a film in theaters , why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead tickled tickles tickles the funny bone ticks off Kahlo's lifetime milestones with the dutiful precision of a tax accountant tics tics and tidal tidy little movie tie together beautifully tie up loose ends with more bows tie up loose ends with more bows than you'll find on a French poodle ties it together with efficiency and an affection for the period ties things together ties things together , neatly , ties things together , neatly , by the end tight tight , brisk 85-minute screwball thriller tight , focused tight , focused performance tight and nasty tight and truthful tight and truthful , tight and truthful , full of funny situations and honest observations tight plot tightly organized tightly organized efficiency , numerous flashbacks and tightly organized efficiency , numerous flashbacks and a constant edge of tension time , death time and art time bombs time bombs and time fillers between surf shots time for an absurd finale of twisted metal , fireballs and revenge time for their first public recital time frame right time low time stinker time to congratulate himself for having the guts to confront it time to get to its gasp-inducing ending time to let your hair down time to let your hair down -- time to let your hair down -- Greek style time to pique your interest , your imagination , your empathy or anything , really , save your disgust and your indifference time to tell its story time waster ' time-consuming time-honored time-honored truth time-it-is tedious time-vaulting literary pretension time-wasting timeless timeless and timeless and unique timeless and unique perspective timeless and universal tale timeless quality timeless spectacle timelessness timely , tongue-in-cheek timely and timely and important timely and invaluable timely sci-fi mystery timely than its director could ever have dreamed timeout timer times , and lots of fun times , the startling optimism , times , the startling optimism , of the children times a bit melodramatic and even a little dated times exhilarating times exhilarating movie times funny and at other times candidly revealing times positively irritating times uncommonly moving times when A Rumor of Angels plays like an extended episode of Touched by an Angel -- a little too much dancing , a few too many weeping scenes -- times when the film's reach exceeds its grasp times when you wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances timewaster timid timid and soggy timid parsing tinged with tragic undertones tingle tinny self-righteousness tiny acts of kindness tiny acts of kindness make ordinary life survivable tiny camera enables Shafer to navigate spaces both large ... and small ... with considerable aplomb tiny little jokes and nary an original idea tipped this film into the `` A '' range , as is tired tired , tired , predictable tired , talky tired , talky feel tired , unimaginative and derivative tired , unnecessary tired , unnecessary retread tired Tyco ad tired and tired and drained tired as its protagonist tired formula tired jokes tired of going where no man has gone before tired of hearing people tired of the whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action aesthetic tired old tired old gags tired old setting tired old vision tired one tired retread tired stereotypes tireless story tiresome tiresome as 9 tiresome as 9 seconds of Jesse Helms ' anti- Castro rhetoric , which are included tiresome cliché tiresome jargon tiresome jokes tiresome love triangles tiresome nature tiresome rant tiresome ugliness tiresomely tiresomely grave and long-winded tiresomely simpleminded tiring tiring in no time at all tiring than anything titillating titillating material titillation , raw insight titillation , raw insight or both title performance titled , given the heavy-handedness of it drama titled ` the loud and the ludicrous tits titular to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' to A Better Tomorrow to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of to Anspaugh's three lead actresses to Barry's dead-eyed , perfectly chilled delivery to Be One of Us may be the most tuneless tune to Belushi's easy-going likableness to Clooney fans or adventure buffs to Cranky . We don't get paid enough to sit through crap like this to Dennis Quaid , in fighting trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor to Diesel's XXX flex-a-thon to Do in Case of Fire ? lazily and glumly to Elmer Bernstein's perfectly melodic score to Fatale , outside of its stylish surprises to Gary Cooper what a gnat is to a racehorse to Grant , who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him to Hate to Hate . I admit it to Have to Haynes ' absolute control of the film's mood to Hoffman's powerful acting clinic to Hornby's drop-dead confessional tone to Huston's revelatory performance to Jimmy's relentless anger to Jimmy's relentless anger , and to the script's refusal of a happy ending to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog is slight but unendurable to Kline's superbly nuanced performance , that pondering to Lawrence's over-indulgent tirade to Martin Scorsese to Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and , at times , blood to Nicholson . Gone are the flamboyant mannerisms that are the trademark of several of his performances . As Schmidt , Nicholson walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance to No One to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand to Pamela's emotional roller coaster life to Parker's ill-advised meddling with the timeless source material to Ram Dass to Rohmer , now 82 , to find a way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago to Rowling that stifles creativity and allows the film to drag on for nearly three hours to Shyamalan's gifts , which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project to Shyamalan's self-important summer fluff to Slowtime to South Seas islanders to The Chateau , a sense of light-heartedness , that makes it attractive throughout to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke , made creepy by its `` men in a sardine can '' warped logic to The Rising Place that would set it apart from other Deep South stories to The Road Warrior to Wilde's own vision of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris to ` difficult ' films to `` interesting '' to a Harrison Ford low to a Sunshine State to a T to a T. to a bigger , more complicated story , one that never materializes to a biting satire that has no teeth to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter to a canter to a chase flick that detracts from its ending to a classy dinner soiree to a climax that's scarcely a surprise by the time to a coming-of-age story with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images to a crescendo that encompasses many more paths than we started with to a crystalline point to a dumb story to a few rather than dozens to a film about a family's joyous life to a good charitable enterprise and some interesting real people to a great humanitarian and her vibrant ` co-stars to a great humanitarian and her vibrant ` co-stars . ' to a higher level to a joke about Hawn's breasts , which constantly threaten to upstage the woman sporting them to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside to a love story risks trivializing it , though Chouraqui no doubt intended the film to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror . to a man whose achievements -- and complexities -- reached far beyond the end zone to a mix of The Shining , The Thing , and any naked teenagers horror flick to a mood that's sustained through the surprisingly somber conclusion to a more mythic level to a moving tragedy with some buoyant human moments to a new , self-deprecating level to a new scene , which also appears to be the end to a night in the living room than a night at the movies to a pat resolution to a picture-perfect beach to a problem Hollywood too long has ignored to a reductionist view of their Lord as a luv-spreading Dr. Feelgood or omnipotent slacker to a satisfying complete picture of this particular , anciently demanding métier to a satisfying crime drama to a satisfying destination to a series of standup routines in which Wilson and Murphy show how funny they could have been in a more ambitious movie to a small star with big heart to a spectacular completion one to a story that needs to be heard in the sea of Holocaust movies to a strangely sinister happy ending to a superior crime movie to a talented head to a tight , brisk 85-minute screwball thriller to a tight , brisk 85-minute screwball thriller , '' Big Trouble '' to a tragedy which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies to a transparently hypocritical work that feels as though it's trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence to a whole new level to a woman whose passion for this region and its inhabitants still shines in her quiet blue eyes to abandon the theater to absurd lengths to accommodate to fit in and gain the unconditional love she seeks to accomplish to accomplish what few sequels can to acquire the fast-paced contemporary society to activate girlish tear ducts doesn't mean it's good enough for our girls to actual snow : a poor -- if durable -- imitation to add beyond the dark visions already relayed by superb to add the magic that made it all work to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring to add up to mesmerize you to address his own World War II experience in his signature style to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions to admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both to admire these people's dedication to their cause or be repelled by their dogmatism , manipulativeness and narrow , fearful view of American life to admit I walked out of Runteldat to admit I walked out of Runteldat . I did go back and check out the last 10 minutes to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet to admit that I am baffled by Jason X. to admit that somehow it hit you where you live to adopt a somewhat mannered tone ... that ultimately dulls the human tragedy at the story's core to adopt as a generational signpost to advance the plot to affirm love's power to help people endure almost unimaginable horror to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads to all of this unpleasantness to always make it look easy , even though the reality is anything but to amuse even the most resolutely unreligious parents who escort their little ones to megaplex screenings to an aimless hodgepodge to an air ball to an almost comic embarrassment to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career to an imitation movie to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds to an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle to an ugly chapter of the twentieth century to an unending soundtrack of beach party pop numbers to an unlikely , but likable , hero to anchor the emotional connections that purport to span a 125-year divide to another ` spectacular spectacle to any actress I can remember to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form to anyone looking for something to anyone looking for something different to anyone who can locate a genuinely honest moment in their movie to anyone who loves both dance and cinema to appeal to women looking for a howlingly trashy time to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best to appreciate Fire's bright side to appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance to appreciate the wonderful cinematography and naturalistic acting to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer to arrest development in a dead-end existence to ask people to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's to attempt to pass this stinker off as a scary movie to audiences not already sharing ( the movie's ) mindset to avoid to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers to avoid noticing some truly egregious lip-non-synching to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller to avoid solving one problem by trying to distract us with the solution to another to avoid them in the future to baffle the faithful with his games of hide-and-seek to balance all the formulaic equations in the long-winded heist comedy to balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and in unexpected ways , touching to barely feature length to be ( Tsai's ) masterpiece to be a Hollywood satire but winds up as the kind of film that should be the target of something to be a New Yorker to be a bit of a cheat in the end to be a boy truly in love with a girl to be a breath of fresh air to be a collection taken for the comedian at the end of the show to be a comedy and too silly to be an effective horror film to be a compelling to be a cut above the norm , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting to be a directing license , so that Ed Burns can have his revoked to be a fascinating , involving character study to be a freak show , too mercenary and obvious to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging to be a good match of the sensibilities of two directors to be a hip-hop fan to appreciate Scratch to be a joyful or at least fascinating subject to be a monster movie for the art-house crowd to be a most hard-hearted person not to be moved by this drama to be a one-trick pony to be a parody of gross-out flicks , college flicks , or even flicks in general to be a part of that elusive adult world to be a pretty fair description of how you feel while you're watching this ultra-manipulative thriller to be a sudsy tub of supernatural hokum , not even Ms . to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama to be a sweet and enjoyable fantasy to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser to be a thriller . -LRB- But it's -RRB- worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser to be a wacky , screwball comedy to be a whole lot scarier than they are in this tepid genre offering to be affected and boring to be america's sweetheart to be an acidic all-male All About Eve or a lush , swooning melodrama in the Intermezzo strain to be an effectively chilling guilty pleasure to be an epic to be an intelligent film about young women to be another winning star vehicle to be anything but frustrating , boring , and forgettable to be as a collection of keening and self-mutilating sideshow geeks to be as heartily sick of mayhem as Cage's war-weary marine to be as ill-starred as you might expect to be as naturally charming as it needs to be to be as subtle and touching as The Son's Room to be awed by the power and grace of one of the greatest natural sportsmen of modern times to be bad to be because it plays everything too safe to be bored by as your ABC's to be both hugely entertaining and uplifting to be both hugely entertaining and uplifting . to be both repulsively sadistic and mundane to be both repulsively sadistic and mundane . to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted to be caught in a heady whirl of New Age-inspired good intentions to be cerebral , too dull and pretentious to be engaging to be cherished to be clever , amusing and unpredictable to be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign . A very bad sign to be cliches whose lives are never fully explored to be commended for its straight-ahead approach to creepiness to be compelling , amusing and unsettling at the same time to be compelling , but which Hoffman's brilliance to be completely forgotten to be considered as a possible successor to the best European directors to be consumed and forgotten to be cruelly tormented to be daring and original to be decent instead of dead brilliant to be delightfully compatible here to be disappointed to be dismissed to be distasteful to children and adults alike to be diverting to be drained of human emotion to be embraced to be engaging to be entertained to be especially grateful for freedom after a film like this to be even worse than its title to be exceptional to justify a three hour running time to be exploring the idea of why human beings long for what they don't have , and how this gets us in trouble . to be favorably compared to Das Boot to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind to be focused and sincere to be fondly remembered in the endlessly challenging maze of moviegoing to be frightening , too stolid to be funny to be fully forgotten to be fun , and bouncy , with energetic musicals to be funny , and too clipped and abbreviated to be an epic to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes to be funny , uplifting and moving , sometimes all at once . The extent to which it succeeds is impressive to be genuinely satisfying to be going for this time to be going through the motions , beginning with the pale script to be grandiloquent to be greedy to be had from films crammed with movie references to be having a wonderful time to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois to be having so much fun with the slapstick antics and silly street patois , tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski , that the compact 86 minutes breezes by to be hip . The end result is a film that's neither to be ignored to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . to be in a contest to see who can out-bad-act the other . ( Kirshner wins , but it's close . ) to be interesting to be intimate and socially encompassing to be invented to describe exactly how bad it is to be involving as individuals rather than types to be kind of heartwarming , nonetheless to be lauded for finding a new and ingenious angle to be liberating to be mesmerised to be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes to be mildly amusing to be more complex than your average film to be more than another `` Best Man '' clone by weaving a theme throughout this funny film to be moved by the movie's depiction of sacrifice and its stirring epilogue in post-Soviet Russia to be moved by this drama to be neither funny nor provocative - only dull to be no clear path as to where the story's going , or how long it's going to take to get there to be not much more than a shaggy human tale to be on afternoon TV to be original , even though it rips off many of its ideas . to be part of an insider clique , which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones to be part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully to be passionate and truthful to be pleasant in spite of its predictability to be posing , rather than acting to be prescribed than recommended -- as visually bland as a dentist's waiting room , complete with soothing Muzak and a cushion of predictable narrative rhythms to be proud of her Rubenesque physique to be quirky and funny that the strain is all too evident to be really dumb not to see where this is going to be really funny to be released in IMAX format to be remembered at Oscar time for crafting this wonderful portrait of a conflicted soldier to be reminded of other , better films , especially Seven , which director William Malone slavishly copies to be revealed by the dispassionate Gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen to be running on hypertime in reverse as the truly funny bits to be said for a studio-produced film that never bothers to hand viewers a suitcase full of easy answers to be satire , too obviously hateful to be classified otherwise to be savored to be sealed in a jar and left on a remote shelf indefinitely to be seduced by ( Witherspoon's ) charisma , even to be seen as hip , winking social commentary to be seen by anyone with even a passing interest in the events shaping the world beyond their own horizons to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme to be slathered on crackers and served as a feast of bleakness to be smarter and more diabolical than you could have guessed at the beginning to be somebody , and to be somebody , and to belong to somebody to be something of a sitcom apparatus to be something really good to be somewhat well-acted , not badly art-directed and utterly unengaging no matter how hard it tries to be thrilling , touching or , yikes , uproarious to be spectacularly outrageous to be startled when you're almost dozing to be stuck with for two hours to be sweet and wickedly satisfying at the same time to be sweet and wickedly satisfying at the same time . to be swept away by the sheer beauty of his images to be taken seriously to be tender and darkly comic to be that rarity among sequels to be the 21st Century's new '' Conan to be the 21st Century's new '' Conan '' and that he's going to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks to be the cat's meow to be the definition of a ` bad ' police shooting to be the most repellent movie of 2002 to be the movie's most admirable quality to be this dumb to be thrilling , touching or , yikes , uproarious to be too great to be transported into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being to be transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being to be truly entertaining to be truly prurient to be under the illusion that he's shooting the latest System of a Down video to be universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication to a common goal , never to be uplifting but not overly sentimental to be viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality as well as its lyrical variations on the game of love to be wholesome and subversive at the same time to be wholesome and subversive at the same time . to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle to become a landmark in Japanese animation to become a major-league leading lady , ( but ) to become cinematic poetry to become didactic to begrudge anyone for receiving whatever consolation to behold -- as long as you're wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles the theater to behold in its sparkling beauty to being exciting to being lectured to by tech-geeks to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing to being nothing more than a formulaic chase in the dark to being the barn-burningly bad movie it promised it would be to being too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching for its own good to being very funny to believe in it the most to believe in something that is improbable to believe in your dreams to believe that a life like this can sound so dull to believe that anyone in his right mind would want to see the it to believe that something so short could be so flabby to believe these jokers are supposed to have pulled off four similar kidnappings before to big box office bucks all but guaranteed to bigoted views to blacken that organ with cold vengefulness to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach to bleed it almost completely dry of humor , verve and fun to blend politics and drama , an admirable ambition to blend politics and drama , an admirable ambition . It's too bad that the helping hand he uses to stir his ingredients is also a heavy one to blow it to bludgeon myself unconscious to blue hilarity to bodacious to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes to bore to boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city to both people's capacity for evil and their heroic capacity for good to bother pleasuring its audience to bowling you over to break free of her old life to break past the artifice to break the audience's awkward silence to break the tedium to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones to bring any edge or personality to The Rising Place that would set it apart from other Deep South stories to bring happiness to their loved ones to bring something new into the mix to build a movie around some flawed but rather unexceptional women , emerging with a fine character study that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life to build an uncommonly human character , an almost real-live girl complete with trouble and hope to build up a pressure cooker of horrified awe to burn every print of the film to burn out of your brain to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed to bursting with incident , and with scores of characters , some fictional , some from history to buy that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G.I. Jane to call Reno a great film to call for prevention rather than to place blame , making it one of the best war movies ever made to call the film ` refreshing to call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement to call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and to call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and woe is the horror fan who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest to call this one an eventual cult classic would be an understatement , and woe is the horror fan who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest . to camouflage how bad his movie is to camouflage its sameness to camouflage the dopey plot to capture a cruelly hilarious vein of black comedy in the situation with his cast of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach to capture the chaos of France in the 1790's to capture the dizzying heights achieved by motocross and BMX riders , whose balletic hotdogging occasionally ends in bone-crushing screwups to capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances to capture these musicians in full regalia to care about to care about the character to care about them to care about what happened in 1915 Armenia ? No . And that is where Ararat went astray to care one way or another to care whether that boast is true to cash in on the popularity of its stars to cast actors who are , generally speaking , adored by the movie-going public to catch the pitch of his poetics , savor the pleasure of his sounds and images , and ponder the historical , philosophical , and ethical issues that intersect with them to cause massive cardiac arrest if taken in large doses to celebratory to soppy to champion the fallibility of the human heart to change behavior in bizarre unjustified fashion to change hackneyed concepts when it comes to dreaming up romantic comedies to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to check this one out to check your brain at the door to cheesier to cheesiest to churn out one mediocre movie after another to classify as it is hard to resist to cliches and pat storytelling to cling to the edge of your seat to cling to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense to come from an American director in years to come up with an irritatingly unimaginative retread concept to comedic grand larceny to commend it to movie audiences both innocent and jaded to comparing The Evil Dead with Evil Dead II to compensate for its incessant coarseness and banality to compensate for the movie's failings to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations to conceal its contrivances to conceive anyone else in their roles to conceive of anyone who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny to confident filmmaking and a pair of fascinating performances to confront their problems openly to congratulate himself for having the guts to confront it to consider the looseness of the piece to consider the unthinkable , the unacceptable , the unmentionable to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes to convey a sense of childhood imagination to convey the same kind of haughtiness in its own sketchy material to convince almost everyone that it was put on the screen , just for them to convince the audience that these brats will ever be anything more than losers to convince us of that all on their own to convince us that acting transfigures Esther to count on to courage and happiness to cover its clunky dialogue and lapses in logic to cover up the fact that the picture is constructed around a core of flimsy -- or , worse yet , nonexistent -- ideas to cover up the yawning chasm where the plot should be to crack a smile at to cram earplugs to cram too many ingredients into one small pot to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment to create a completely crass and forgettable movie to create a completely numbing experience to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch to create a film that's not merely about kicking undead \*\*\* , but also about dealing with regret and , ultimately , finding redemption to create a very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece of film entertainment to create an engaging story that keeps you guessing at almost every turn to create an underplayed melodrama about family dynamics and dysfunction that harks back to the spare , unchecked heartache of Yasujiro Ozu to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior to create images you wish you hadn't seen to create some pretty cool characters to create something original to creep the living hell out of you to creepiness to crush depth to cuss him out severely for bungling the big stuff to cut a swathe through mainstream Hollywood to cut repeatedly to the flashback of the original rape to cut through the sugar coating to death to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV to deform families , then tear them apart to deliver a fair bit of vampire fun to deliver awe-inspiring , at times sublime , visuals to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U.S. viewers off their feet to demonstrate the virtues of the IMAX format to describe exactly how bad it is to describe how bad it is to despairingly awful to detailing a chapter in the life of the celebrated irish playwright , poet and drinker to determine how well the schmaltz is manufactured -- to assess the quality of the manipulative engineering . Average , at best , I'm afraid to develop an energy level to develop her own film language with conspicuous success to die for to dig deep to sink this low to diminishing effect . The characters never change to direct-to-video irrelevancy to disappear as quickly as an ice cube thrown into a pot of boiling water to discern flimsy screenplays to discern if this is a crazy work of disturbed genius or merely 90 minutes of post-adolescent Electra rebellion to discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus to disguise it as an unimaginative screenwriter's invention to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half to disguise the fact that the characters barely move to dislike it to dismiss the film to display his cadness to perfection , to display his cadness to perfection , but also to display his cadness to perfection , but also to show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte to distance it from the pack of paint-by-number romantic comedies to distract you from the ricocheting to do , too little time to do it in to do a little fleeing of its own to do all three quite well , making it one of the year's most enjoyable releases to do his or her own Hamlet . For Benigni it wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV to do justice to either effort in three hours of screen time to do that is really funny to do too many things in this story about ethics , payola , vice , murder , kids ' TV and revenge to do virtually everything wrong to do with 94 minutes to do with imagination than market research to do with the casting of Juliette Binoche as Sand , who brings to the role her pale , dark beauty and characteristic warmth to document all this emotional misery to dog-paddle in the mediocre end of the pool to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything to drag along the dead ( water ) weight of the other to drag as soon as the action speeds up to drag on for nearly three hours to drag two-thirds through , when the melodramatic aspects start to overtake the comedy to draw you deeply into its world to drown a viewer in boredom than to send any shivers down his spine to drown yourself in a lake afterwards to duck the very issues it raises to dumb down the universe to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product to easy feel-good sentiments to easy jokes and insults to eat popcorn to effectively teach kids about the dangers of drugs to either effort in three hours of screen time to eke out an emotional tug of the heart , one which it fails to get to elevate it beyond its formula to the level of classic romantic comedy to which it aspires to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker to embody the worst excesses of nouvelle vague without any of its sense of fun or energy to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn to emerge as an exquisite motion picture in its own right to emerge from the traffic jam of holiday movies to empathize with others to end on a positive ( if tragic ) note to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer to endure instead of enjoy to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness to endure three terminally depressed , mostly inarticulate , hyper dysfunctional families for the price of one to engage us to engross even the most antsy youngsters to enhance the franchise to enhance the self-image of drooling idiots to enjoy to enjoy for a lifetime to enjoy good trash every now and then to enjoy in a memorable ensemble piece to enjoy its own transparency to enjoy the perfectly pitched web of tension that Chabrol spins to enjoy their eccentricities to enjoy this colorful action farce to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . to ensnare its target audience . to enter and accept another world to entertain to entertain ! to entertain all ages to entertain anyway to entertain on a guilty-pleasure , so-bad-it's - funny level to entertain or inspire its viewers to entertain the preschool set while embracing a wholesome attitude to escape from director Mark Romanek's self-conscious scrutiny to escape the shackles of its own clichés to be the best espionage picture to come out in weeks to even categorize this as a smutty guilty pleasure to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes to ever get under the skin to every family whose mother has suffered through the horrible pains of a death by cancer to evoke surprising poignance to examine , the interior lives of the characters in his film , much less incorporate them into his narrative to excess , piss on trees , b . s . to expect from movies nowadays . Instead of simply handling conventional material in a conventional way to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school `` cartoon '' to expertly drum up repressed teenage memories in any viewer to explain without blowing whatever tension there is , although it's more comedy than suspense De Palma creates to exploit them to explore beyond the surfaces of her characters to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor to express warmth to extremist name-calling to face frightening late fees to fairly judge a film like RINGU when you've seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) are worthwhile to faith and rainbows to fall closer in quality to Silence than to the abysmal Hannibal to fall prey to a boatload of screenwriting cliches that sink it faster than a leaky freighter to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances to feed to the younger generations to feel anything much while watching this movie , beyond mild disturbance or detached pleasure at the acting to feel funny and light to feel good about to feel like other movies to feel like you weren't invited to the party to feel sorry for Mick Jagger's sex life to feel you've just watched a feature-length video game with some really heavy back story to feel-good , follow-your-dream Hollywood fantasies to fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence to figure out that this is a Mormon family movie , and a sappy , preachy one at that to figure the depth of these two literary figures , and even the times in which they lived to fill a frame . Like the Hanks character to fill time to filming the teeming life on the reefs , making this gorgeous film a must for everyone from junior scientists to grown-up fish lovers to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix to finally revel in its splendor to find a compelling dramatic means of addressing a complex situation to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain to find a film that dazzles the eye , challenges the brain , and satisfies our lust for fast-paced action to find a film to which the adjective ` gentle ' applies to find a movie character more unattractive or odorous ( than Leon ) to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop to find a place among the studio's animated classics to find an enthusiastic audience among American action-adventure buffs , but the film's interests to find an old flame to find better entertainment to find greatness in the hue of its drastic iconography to find new avenues of discourse on old problems to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever to find some hook on which to hang his persistently useless movies to find something new to add to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring to find that real natural , even-flowing tone that few movies are able to accomplish to find the small , human moments to finish , featuring a fall from grace that still leaves shockwaves to finish , like a wet burlap sack of gloom to finish a race to flat characters to focus on the humiliation of Martin as he defecates in bed to follow A.I. with this challenging report so liable to unnerve the majority to force-feed James Bond to forget that they are actually movie folk to forgive that still serious problem to form that can comfortably sit among Jean-Luc Godard's finest work to foul up a screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's classic satire to frighten to fruition in her sophomore effort to fulfill its own ambitious goals to full effect the energetic cast to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts to fully endear itself to American art house audiences to fully exploit the script's potential for sick humor to function according to some set of believable and comprehensible impulses , no matter how many drugs they do or how much artistic license Avary employs to further stoke the conversation to fuse at least three dull plots into one good one to gawk at or applaud his special effects to generate any interest in an unsympathetic hero caught up in an intricate plot that while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters to generate cheap Hollywood tension to generate the belly laughs of lowbrow comedy without sacrificing its high-minded appeal to get a coherent rhythm going to get anywhere near the story's center to get bogged down in earnest dramaturgy to get by on humor that is not even as daring as John Ritter's glory days on Three's Company to get excited about on this DVD to get in the way to get inside you and stay there for a couple of hours to get on a board and , uh , shred , dude to get on your feet and shake it to get through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture to get to its gasp-inducing ending to get to the closing bout ... by which time it's impossible to care who wins to get to the heart of the movie to get us to this undetermined destination to getting weepy over saucer-eyed , downy-cheeked moppets and their empathetic caretakers to give Blade fans another look at Wesley Snipes ' iconic hero doing battle with dozens of bad guys -- at once to give it a marginal thumbs up to give it thumbs down to give the audience a reason to want to put for that effort to give the film a soul and an unabashed sense of good old-fashioned escapism to give the film the substance it so desperately needs to give them a good time to give them credit for : The message of the movie to give to the mystic genres of cinema : Unbreakable and Signs to give you a lot of laughs in this simple , sweet and romantic comedy to give you brain strain to gloss over the no sense ending to gluing you to the edge of your seat to go along with all the weird stuff to go around , with music and laughter to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year to go down with a ship as leaky as this to go out of his way to turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum to go see it to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale to go to the movies to have fun to go with this claustrophobic concept to good actors to good fun to gorgeous beaches to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments to grapple with hazy motivations that never come into focus to gravity and plummets to great artistic significance to great performances to grow boring ... which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience to guess the order in which the kids in the house will be gored to guide a loose , poorly structured film through the pitfalls of incoherence and redundancy to guilt-trip parents to hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out to handle subtlety to hang a soap opera on to hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming to hang his persistently useless movies to hang onto that ski mask , as robbery may be the only way to pay for his next project to happiness to hate to hate it to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life to have a knack for wrapping the theater in a cold blanket of urban desperation to have a lock on the title of ugliest movie of the year to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming to have been lost in the translation this time to have been lost in the translation this time . The Importance of Being Earnest movie seems to be missing a great deal of the acerbic repartee of the play to have been made by people to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept to have been made under the influence of Rohypnol to have been modeled on the worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés the filmmakers could dredge up to have been picked not for their acting chops , but for their looks and appeal to the pre-teen crowd to have been written using Mad-libs to have been written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous to have bitterly forsaken to have blown his entire budget on soundtrack rights to have cared much about any aspect of it , from its cheesy screenplay to the grayish quality of its lighting to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release to have decades of life to have decades of life as a classic movie franchise to have dumped a whole lot of plot in favor of ... outrageous gags to have earned a 50-year friendship to have forgotten everything he ever knew about generating suspense to have fun to have fun with it to have gone into recruiting the right bands for the playlist and the costuming of the stars than into the script , which has a handful of smart jokes and not much else to have it all go wrong to have no goal and no urgency to have no goal and no urgency . It's just filler to have no problem flaunting her natural gifts to have one helluva time at the movies to have ransacked every old World War II movie for overly familiar material to have saved the film is with the aid of those wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys to have seen before , but beneath the exotic surface ( and exotic dancing ) it's surprisingly old-fashioned to have settled comfortably into her skin to have some idea of the fate that lies in store for moviegoers lured to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist to have tepid films like Dragonfly tossed at them to have the best of both worlds to have their kids to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes to have ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes . Like a marathon runner trying to finish a race , you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face to have you scratching your head than hiding under your seat . to head off in its own direction to heal using creative , natural and ancient antidotes to hear Madame D. refer to her husband as ` Jackie ' -- and he does make for excellent company to hear how John Malkovich's reedy consigliere will pronounce his next line to hear the full story of Jonah's despair -- in all its agonizing , Catch-22 glory -- even if they spend years trying to comprehend it to hell to her inventive director to heroes the way Julia Roberts hands out awards -- with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism to hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape to his best work to his craft , but to his legend to his day job to his formula of dimwitted comedy and even dimmer characters to his people to his pulpy thrillers to his series of spectacular belly flops both on and off the screen to his son's home to his supple understanding of the role to his swaggering affectation of seriousness to history seldom brought to light on the screen to hit all of its marks to hit cable to hit the entertainment bull's - eye to hit the silver screen , then this first film to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years to hit theaters since Beauty and the Beast 11 years ago to hit theaters since Field of Dreams to hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory to honor the many faceless victims to hope for any chance of enjoying this film to hope for any chance of enjoying this film is by lowering your expectations . to hope that Nolan is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker to humble , teach and ultimately redeem their mentally '' superior '' friends , family to humor to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over to ignite sparks to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks to ignore the fact that Hollywood isn't laughing with us , folks . It's laughing at us to imagine Alan Arkin being better than he is in this performance to imagine acting that could be any flatter to imagine another director ever making his wife look so bad in a major movie to imagine any recent film , independent or otherwise , that makes as much of a mess as this one to imagine anybody ever being '' in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone to imagine anybody ever being `` in the mood '' to view a movie as harrowing and painful as The Grey Zone to imagine anyone managing to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb to imagine that a more confused , less interesting and more sloppily made film could possibly come down the road in 2002 to imagine that a new software program spit out the screenplay to imagine that even very small children will be impressed by this tired retread to imagine the process that produced such a script , but here's guessing that spray cheese and underarm noises played a crucial role to immerse us in a world of artistic abandon and political madness and very nearly to immerse you in sheer , unrelenting wretchedness to include anything even halfway scary to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms . Mirren , who did ) to include every top-notch British actor who did not appear in Gosford Park ( as well as one , Ms. Mirren , who did ) to indicate Clooney might have better luck next time to induce sleep than fright to indulge the fanciful daydreams of Janice Beard ( Eileen Walsh ) when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant to infamy to infuse the rocky path to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor to inhale this gutter romancer's secondhand material to inject farcical raunch to inject her pure fantasy character , Melanie Carmichael , with a massive infusion of old-fashioned Hollywood magic to inject some real vitality and even art into a pulpy concept that , in many other hands would be completely forgettable to inspire anything more than a visit to McDonald's , let alone some savvy street activism to inspire me to inspire the young people to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience to insulting the intelligence of anyone who hasn't been living under a rock to interesting cinematic devices ( cool visual backmasking ) , a solid cast , and some wickedly sick and twisted humor to interpret the film's end as hopeful or optimistic to intolerable levels to invest such subtlety and warmth in an animatronic bear when the humans are acting like puppets to invest their hard-earned bucks into a movie which obviously didn't invest much into itself either to investigate to it -- as if the director is trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product to its clever what-if concept to its full potential to its gasp-inducing ending to its great credit to its inevitable tragic conclusion to its insanely staged ballroom scene , in which 3000 actors appear in full regalia to its last-minute , haphazard theatrical release to its own detriment to its own detriment -- to its proper home to its superior cast to its ultimate demise to jerky to utter turkey to joyless special-effects excess to judge from In Praise of Love , the sort of bitter old crank who sits behind his light meter and harangues the supposed injustices of the artistic world-at-large to jump in my chair to jump ship in January to avoid ridiculous schlock like this shoddy suspense thriller to just call it ABC Kiarostami . For AIDS and Africa are nothing more than part of the scenery to just call it ABC Kiarostami . For AIDS and Africa are nothing more than part of the scenery . to just die already to justify a film to justify its pretensions to justify its two-hour running time to justify the almost two hours to justify the embarrassment of bringing a barf bag to the moviehouse to keel over to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 to keep both kids and parents entertained to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists to keep grown-ups from squirming in their seats to keep it from being maudlin to keep it interested to keep it interesting to keep letting go at all the wrong moments to keep one glued to the screen to keep our interest to keep the extremes of screwball farce and blood-curdling family intensity on one continuum to keep the film entertaining to keep the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting to keep their hopes alive in 1975 to keep things interesting to keep things moving along at a brisk , amusing pace to keep this from being a complete waste of time to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film to keep upping the ante on each other , just as their characters do in the film . to keep us on our toes to keep you at the edge of your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with calamity to kill Michael Myers for good : stop buying tickets to these movies to knock back a beer with but they're simply not funny performers to know about music to appreciate the film's easygoing blend of comedy and romance to know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter to know the ` truth ' about this man , while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner that Derrida would doubtless give his blessing to to know what to praise first to know your Ice-T's from your Cool-J's to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California to lack substance to lament the loss of culture to laugh , groan and hiss to laugh along with them to laugh at how bad to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor to lead a group of talented friends astray to learn , to grow to learn , to grow , to leave a light on every night from now on to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue to leave the theater to leave this loser to leave your date behind for this one to lend some dignity to a dumb story to lessen the overall impact the movie could have had to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . to let this morph into a typical romantic triangle to let you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out to life . A little melodramatic , but with enough hope to life in the performances to lift ( this ) thrill-kill cat-and-mouser ... above its paint-by-numbers plot to lift the spirits of the whole family to light to light on the screen to lighten things up to like to like any of these despicable characters to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think Kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter to listen to extremist name-calling , regardless of whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter to listen to new sides of a previous reality , to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world to listen to them reading the phone book to little more than a screenful of gamesmanship that's low on both suspense and payoff to little more than punishment to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic to liven things up to long for the end credits to look American angst in the eye and end up laughing to look as if it were being shown on the projection television screen of a sports bar to look at , listen to , and think about to look at or understand to look at while you wait for the story to get going to lose interest before Sandrine to lose the smug self-satisfaction usually associated with the better private schools to losing my lunch to loss to love . to love The Piano Teacher to love about this English trifle to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding to lowly studio hack to maintain both a level of sophisticated intrigue and human-scale characters that suck the audience in to make : I didn't particularly like E . T . the first time I saw it as a young boy . That is because - damn it ! to make Enough into ` an inspiring tale of survival wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller ' to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore to make a big splash to make a big splash . to make a classic theater piece to make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son to make a film in which someone has to be hired to portray Richard Dawson to make a great one to make a lifeless movie about the most heinous man who ever lived to make a point with poetic imagery to make a sinner to make a splash even greater than Arnold Schwarzenegger , Jean-Claud Van Damme or Steven Segal to make absurdist observations to make an impact in the theater world to make an important film about human infidelity and happenstance that he tosses a kitchen sink onto a story already overladen with plot conceits to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible to make box office money that makes Michael Jordan jealous to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue to make even Jean-Claude Van Damme look good to make everyone who has been there squirm with recognition to make fun of these curious owners of architectural oddities . Instead , he shows them the respect they are due to make her heroine's book sound convincing , the gender-war ideas original , or the comic scenes fly to make his mark by serving up the usual chaotic nonsense to make it a great movie to make it far more satisfying than almost any horror film in recent memory to make it memorable to make it shine to make it unforgettable to make it worth watching to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience to make its subject interesting to those who aren't part of its supposed target audience . Judging by those standards , ` Scratch ' is a pretty decent little documentary to make its way past my crappola radar and find a small place in my heart to make of Steven Soderbergh's Full Frontal , though that didn't stop me from enjoying much of it to make of this Italian freakshow to make one pine for the day when Godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking to make one pine for the day when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking to make people laugh to make sense . What's invigorating about it is that it doesn't give a damn to make something out of Ellis ' nothing novel to make such a worthless film to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place to make the formula feel fresh to make the most out of the intriguing premise to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear to make the stones weep -- as shameful as it to make the suckers out there surrender $ 9 and 93 minutes of unrecoverable life to make their way through this tragedy to make this anything more than another big-budget bust to make this genre soar to make up for the ones that don't come off to make us care about Zelda's ultimate fate to make us care about them to make us examine our values to make us jump out of our seats to make us look forward to the Russos ' next offering to make us share their enthusiasm to make you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe to make you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective to makes us laugh to manipulate its audience to many clichés to marry science fiction with film noir and action flicks with philosophical inquiry to match that movie's intermittent moments of inspiration to match the freshness of the actress-producer and writer to match the ordeal of sitting through it to match the power of their surroundings to mediocrity to meet them halfway and connect the dots instead of having things all spelled out to mention absolutely refreshed to mention absolutely refreshed . to mention dragged down by a leaden closing act to mention inappropriate and wildly undeserved to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face to mention mysterious , sensual , emotionally intense , and replete with virtuoso throat-singing to merely bad rather than painfully awful to merit such superficial treatment to mesmerize , astonish and entertain to mesmerize you to mind , while watching Eric Rohmer's tribute to a courageous Scottish lady to mind : So why is this so boring ? to modernize it with encomia to diversity and tolerance to more than satisfy your appetite to move anyone who ever shook , rattled , or rolled to move us to move us and to move us and to make us examine our values to moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers to much more than trite observations on the human condition to my adoration to my great pleasure to my great pleasure , to nail the spirit-crushing ennui of denuded urban living without giving in to it to narrative filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power to never shoot straight to no good to no particularly memorable effect to note that this film , like the similarly ill-timed Antitrust , is easily as bad at a fraction the budget to occasionally break up the live-action scenes with animated sequences to offend to offend . to offend and put off everyone to offend by appearing either too serious or too lighthearted to offend by appearing either too serious or too lighthearted , it offends by just being wishy-washy to often play like a milquetoast movie of the week blown up for the big screen to old movies , when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one to one anecdote for comparison : the cartoon in Japan that gave people seizures to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes to one of Demme's good films to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years to one of those ignorant to our basest desires to our dismay to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience to outshine the original to outshine the role to over-romanticize the spiritual desolation of the struggling artiste to overcome adversity to overcome gaps in character development and story logic to overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man to overcome my resistance to overcome the cultural moat surrounding its ludicrous and contrived plot to overplay the shock tactics and bait-and-tackle metaphors to overwhelm everything else to pack raw dough in my ears to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun to pass off its lack of imagination as hip knowingness to pass this stinker off as a scary movie to pass up , and for the blacklight crowd , way cheaper ( and better ) than Pink Floyd tickets to pass without reminding audiences that it's only a movie to perfect use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D to perfection to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats to perform to perform entertaining tricks to personifying independence in its purest and , yes , most intimidating form to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live to pile too many '' serious issues '' on its plate at times to pitch into farce , yet only half-hearted in its spy mechanics to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss to pity the ` plain ' girl who becomes a ravishing waif after applying a smear of lip-gloss . Rather , pity anyone who sees this mishmash to place blame to place most of the psychological and philosophical material in italics rather than trust an audience's intelligence to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity to plant smile-button faces on that segment of the populace that made A Walk to Remember a niche hit to play Hannibal Lecter again , even though Harris has no immediate inclination to provide a fourth book to play one lewd scene after another to play one lewd scene after another . About half of them are funny , a few are sexy and none are useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal to play out as a clever , charming tale -- as pleasantly in its own way as its self-dramatizing characters to play second fiddle to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life to please anyone in search of a Jules and Jim for the new millennium to please audiences who like movies that demand four hankies to please its intended audience -- children -- without placing their parents in a coma-like state to please its intended audience -- children -- without placing their parents in a coma-like state . to please others to plodding and back to ponder and chew on as its unusual relationship slowly unfolds to ponder how a whole segment of pop-music history has been allowed to get wet , fuzzy and sticky to ponder the whole notion of passion to pop up in a cinematic year already littered with celluloid garbage to portray its literarily talented and notorious subject as anything much more than a dirty old man to pose as an actual feature movie , the kind that charges full admission and gets hyped on TV and purports to amuse small children and ostensible adults to praise first to present an unflinching look at one man's downfall , brought about by his lack of self-awareness to present the biblical message of forgiveness without it ever becoming preachy or syrupy to pro-serb propaganda to probe questions of attraction and interdependence to proceed as the world implodes to produce another smash to produce something that is ultimately suspiciously familiar to protect your community from the dullest science fiction to prove a female director can make a movie with no soft edges to provide a mix of smiles and tears to provide a mix of smiles and tears , '' Crossroads '' instead provokes to provide an enjoyable 100 minutes in a movie theater to provide insight into a fascinating part of theater history to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - Broadway play to provide the pleasures of a slightly naughty , just-above-average off - broadway play to provoke introspection in both its characters and its audience to provoke them to pull his head out of his butt to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period to push the envelope of bad taste for laughs to put a human face on the travail of thousands of Vietnamese to put a lump in your throat while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing to put up with 146 minutes of it to qualify as ` worse than expected to quench the thirst of an audience that misses the summer blockbusters to question why somebody might devote time to see it to quibble with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles to raise audience's spirits and leave them singing long after the credits roll to rank with its worthy predecessors to raunchy sex gags to formula romantic comedy to re-create the excitement of such '50s flicks as Jules Verne's ' 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea ' and the George Pal version of H.G. Wells ' ` The Time Machine to reach a level of high drama to read Stevenson's book , which is a treasure in and of itself to read the time on my watch to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California to realize that they've already seen this exact same movie a hundred times to really care to really stay afloat for its just under ninety minute running time to recapturing the brilliance of his Hong Kong films to recite bland police procedural details to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness to recognize that this story is too goofy ... even for Disney to recommend to recommend SECRETARY , based on the wonderful acting clinic put on by Spader and Gyllenhaal to recommend it to recommend this film because for every thing it does right there to recommend this film because for every thing it does right there's at least one and to recommend this film because for every thing it does right there's at least one and occasionally two things it gets ever so wrong to recommend to anyone looking for something different to recovering from its demented premise to recycle images and characters that were already tired 10 years ago to reduce everything he touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon to reel in the audience to reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking to refresh our souls to regain his life , his dignity and his music to relying on the very digital technology that he fervently scorns , creating a meandering , inarticulate and ultimately disappointing film to remain an unchanged dullard to remain true to the original text to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again to remarkable performances to remember , in order to avoid them in the future to remember it by to remind one of a really solid Woody Allen film , with its excellent use of New York locales and sharp writing to remind the First World that HIV\/AIDS is far from being yesterday's news to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be to remind us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I to reproduce the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight to rescue me from a summer of teen-driven , toilet-humor codswallop to resemble the kind of soft-core twaddle you'd expect to see on Showtime's ` Red Shoe Diaries to resolve to be a total winner to restore ( Harmon ) to prominence , despite some creepy scenes that evoke childish night terrors , and a praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience to restore ( Harmon ) to prominence , despite some creepy scenes that evoke childish night terrors , and a praiseworthy attempt to generate suspense rather than gross out the audience . to reveal his impressively delicate range to review on DVD to revitalize what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions to ride the Hogwarts Express toward a new year of magic and mischief to ride the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you to risk American scorn to rival Gosford Park's to rival To Live to rival to live , but a fine little amuse-bouche to keep your appetite to root for : expulsion for everyone to run over two hours to rush right out and see it to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device to rush to the theatre for this one to sag in certain places to salute writer-director Haneke ( he adapted Elfriede Jelinek's novel ) for making a film that isn't nearly as graphic but much more powerful , brutally shocking and difficult to watch to salvage this lifeless boxing film to satisfy as grown-up escapism to satisfy the boom-bam crowd without a huge sacrifice of character and mood to save the movie to savour Binoche's skill to say , '' Look at this ! to say about reign of fire . great dragons to say about the ways in which extravagant chance can distort our perspective and throw us off the path of good sense to say about what is important in life and why to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled to say so to say that -- on the basis of this film alone -- I'm not one of them to say that I found it intriguing , bizarre , Dogma-like in spots - and quite truthful , in its way to say that Williams has truly inhabited a character to say that it doesn't follow the stale , standard , connect-the-dots storyline which has become commonplace in movies that explore the seamy underbelly of the criminal world to say that the film makes the viewer feel like the movie's various victimized audience members after a while , but it also happens to be the movie's most admirable quality to say the least , not to mention inappropriate and wildly undeserved to say what or why to say whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing to say why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins to scoring high for originality of plot to screen with considerable appeal intact to seduce and conquer to see Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment . Good film , but very glum to see Robin Williams turn 180 degrees from the string of insultingly innocuous to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success to see a Chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion to see a cartoon that knows what it is , and knows the form's history to see a comedy about shoddy airport security to see a feature that concentrates on people , a project in which the script and characters hold sway to see a movie that embraces its old-fashioned themes and in the process comes out looking like something wholly original to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from '' promising '' to '' interesting '' to '' familiar '' before landing squarely on '' stupid '' to see a movie that takes such a speedy swan dive from `` promising '' to `` interesting '' to `` familiar '' before landing squarely on `` stupid '' to see a movie with its heart to see a romance this smart to see a three-dimensional , average , middle-aged woman's experience of self-discovery handled with such sensitivity to see again to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again to see anytime soon to see how far Herzog has fallen to see how many times they can work the words '' radical '' or '' suck to see how many times they can work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' into a sentence to see if stupid Americans will get a kick out of goofy Brits with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks to see it at the first opportunity to see it twice to see one reduce it to an idea that fits in a sampler to see over and over again to see people working so hard at leading lives of sexy intrigue , only to be revealed by the dispassionate Gantz brothers as ordinary , pasty lumpen to see the last James Bond movie to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , to see the perpetrators of Chicago torn apart by dingoes to see the same old thing in a tired old setting to see the subtleties of Ramsay's portrait of grief to see them , finally , as artists to see this movie , even though everyone in my group extemporaneously shouted , ` Thank you ! ' when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie to see this movie is hereby given fair warning to see this terrific film with your kids -- if you don't have kids borrow some to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi to see three splendid actors to see two Academy Award winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best to see what all the fuss is about to see what they do next to see when you don't want to use your brain to see when you don't want to use your brain . At all to see where one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity to see who can out-bad-act the other to seek and strike just the right tone to seek our tears , our sympathies to seem as long as the two year affair which is its subject to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us to sell us on this twisted love story to send your regrets to sensual siren to serve than silly fluff . Nor is it to serve the work especially well to set and shoot a movie at the Cannes Film Festival to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years to several greek-american weddings -- but , happily to shake and shiver about in ` The Ring to shake from your conscience when night falls to share his impressions of life and loss and time and art with us to share his story so compellingly with us is a minor miracle to share the silver screen to shattering and featuring some of the year's best acting to shine to shine through the gloomy film noir veil to shock and amaze to shock throughout the film to shout insults at the screen to show acting range that may surprise some who thought light-hearted comedy was his forte to show for their labor , living harmoniously , joined in song to show how its done to show life in all of its banality when the intention is quite the opposite . to show some presence and star quality to show that if you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood , nothing good can happen to show the gentle and humane side of Middle Eastern world politics to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . to show us a good time to show us not only what that mind looks like , but how the creative process itself operates to show us why it's compelling to showcase to shtick and sentimentality to sibling reconciliation with flashes of warmth and gentle humor to sink in unobtrusively to sink this low to sink this low . Fortunately for all involved to sit back and enjoy a couple of great actors hamming it up to sit still for two hours and change watching such a character , especially when rendered in as flat and impassive a manner as Phoenix's to sit through about 90 minutes of a so-called ` comedy ' and not laugh once to sit through it again to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all to sit through than most of Jaglom's self-conscious and gratingly irritating films to sit through than this hastily dubbed disaster to skip , even for horror movie fanatics to skip it to skip the film and pick up the soundtrack to slap her creators because they're clueless and inept to slap them to sleep by the movie to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals to slip into hokum . A Rumor of Angels doesn't just slip to sloppy plotting to slovenly life in this self-deprecating , biting and witty feature written by Charlie Kaufman and his twin brother , Donald , and directed by Spike Jonze to slowtime to smack of a Hallmark Hall of Fame , with a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television to smash its face in to sneak out of the theater to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing to some clever writing and sprightly acting to some lovely comedic moments and several fine performances to some script weaknesses and the casting of the director's brother to some talented performers to some truly excellent sequences to soothe and break your heart with a single stroke to soppy to sort the bad guys from the good , which is its essential problem to spare wildlife to spark genuine chemistry with Townsend to speak about other than the fact that it is relatively short to spend 110 claustrophobic minutes to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children to split up so that it can do even more damage to spoil things to spoof both black and white stereotypes equally to sporting one of the worst titles in recent cinematic history to spread propaganda to squander Jennifer Love Hewitt to squeeze a few laughs out of the material to squeeze out some good laughs but not enough to make this silly con job sing to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the Holocaust escape story to squeeze the action and our emotions into the all-too-familiar dramatic arc of the holocaust escape story to squeeze too many elements into the film to stand by her man , no matter how many times he demonstrates that he's a disloyal satyr to stand in for true , lived experience to stand out to stand out as particularly memorable or even all that funny to stand tall with Pryor , Carlin and Murphy to stand up and applaud to stand-up comedy after the wrap of his legendary sitcom to stave off doldrums to steal a movie not only from charismatic rising star Jake Gyllenhaal but also from accomplished Oscar winners Susan Sarandon , Dustin Hoffman and Holly Hunter , yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb to stodgy , soap opera-ish dialogue to stop watching to string the stunts together and not quite enough characterization to keep the faces straight to string together enough charming moments to work to string-pulling rather than legitimate character development to strong , credible performances to strong , credible performances from the whole to students and enthusiast of international dance and world music to substitute plot for personality . It doesn't really know or care about the characters , and uses them as markers for a series of preordained events to suck to suffer ' to suggest possibilities which imbue the theme with added depth and resonance to suggest the ravages of a life of corruption and ruthlessness to suicide attempts and tragic deaths . Marisa Tomei is good to supply too much of the energy in a film that is , overall , far too staid for its subject matter to surprise us with plot twists to surprising highs , sorrowful lows and hidden impulsive niches ... gorgeous , passionate , and at times uncommonly moving to surrealism and black comedy to surviving invaders seeking an existent anti-virus . If only there were one for this kind of movie to suspense thriller to sustain a good simmer for most of its running time to sustain a laugh to sustain interest for the full 90 minutes , especially with the weak payoff to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact to sustain laughs to swallow thanks to remarkable performances by Ferrera and Ontiveros to systematically destroy everything we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead to take advantage of its semi-humorous premise . to take an entirely stale concept and push it through the audience's meat grinder one more time to take everyone to since there's no new `` A Christmas Carol '' out in the theaters this year to take itself far more seriously to take itself too seriously to take more than a man in a Bullwinkle costume to get there to take my own life to take this film at face value and enjoy its slightly humorous and tender story to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart to take us on his sentimental journey of the heart . It really is a shame that more won't get an opportunity to embrace small , sweet ` Evelyn to take us to that elusive , lovely place where we suspend our disbelief to tap into the heartbeat of the world , a salute to the universal language of rhythm and a zippy sampling of sounds to teach a young audience , which will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy to tear your eyes away from the images to tears by a couple of scenes to tease , except gently and in that way that makes us consider our own eccentricities and how they are expressed through our homes to tell a simple story , perhaps the simplest story of all , in a way that seems compelling and even original to tell a simple story , perhaps the simplest story of all , in a way that seems compelling and even original . to tell a tale that simply can't sustain more than 90 minutes to tell a war story to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work to tell which is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo to tell you how tedious , how resolutely unamusing , how thoroughly unrewarding all of this is , and what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents to term an '' ambitious failure to term an `` ambitious failure to that elusive , lovely place to the 1999 hit to the Afghani refugees who streamed across its borders , desperate for work and food to the Big Boys in New York and L . A . To that end to the Disney philosophy of required poignancy , a salute that I'd hoped the movie would avoid to the French to truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy melodrama to the Gallic ` tradition of quality to the Haunted House to the Serbs themselves to the Serbs themselves but also to a network of American right-wing extremists to the World Trade Center tragedy to the abysmal Hannibal to the actors ' perfect comic timing and sweet , genuine chemistry to the actress , and to her inventive director to the always hilarious Meara and Levy to the annoying score to the annoying score to ` special effects ' by way of replacing objects in a character's hands below the camera line to the apparent skills of its makers and the talents of its actors to the awfulness of the movie to the background -- a welcome step to the best European directors to the best parts of Birthday Girl to the big screen safe and sound to the bitter end to the bloated costume drama to the bravery and dedication of the world's reporters who willingly walk into the nightmare of war not only to record the events for posterity , but to help us to the brilliant original to the brim with ideas to the cadence of a depressed fifteen-year-old's suicidal poetry to the canon of Chan . Make Chan's action sequences boring to the changes required of her , but the actress and director Peter Kosminsky never get the audience to break through the wall her character erects to the cheap , graceless , hackneyed sci-fi serials of the '30s and '40s to the classic Disney adaptation to the climactic burst of violence to the concept of loss to the concession stand and\/or restroom to the core to the core in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl , to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl , and to the core of what it actually means to face your fears , to be a girl in a world of boys , to be a boy truly in love with a girl , and to ride the big metaphorical wave that is life -- wherever it takes you to the courage of New York's finest and a nicely understated expression of the grief to the cracked lunacy of The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai , but thanks to an astonishingly witless script to the cruelties experienced by Southern blacks as distilled through a Caucasian perspective to the description '' unelected '' have suspected all along : George W . Bush to the divine calling of education and a demonstration of the painstaking to the doldrums of the not-quite-urban to the dull effects that allow the suit to come to life to the dullest Irish pub scenes to the dustbin of history to the edge of their seats to the edge of your seat to the edge of your seat , tense with suspense to the empty stud knockabout of Equilibrium to the endless action sequences to the endlessly repetitive scenes of embarrassment to the enduring strengths of women to the energetic and always surprising performance to the exalted tagline - there's definite room for improvement to the experience to the fact Amber is such a joke to the failure of the third Revenge of the Nerds sequel to the familiar topic of office politics to the fierce grandeur of its sweeping battle scenes to the film's considerable charm to the film's considerable charm that it succeeds in entertaining , despite playing out like a feature-length sitcom replete with stereotypical familial quandaries to the film's music to the filmmaker's extraordinary access to Massoud , whose charm , cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent to the finish line to the floor with a sickening thud to the flowering of the South Korean cinema to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history to the genre and another first-rate performance to the gifted Korean American stand-up to the gorgeous locales and exceptional lead performances to the grayish quality of its lighting to the greatest generation to the growing , moldering pile of , well , extreme stunt to the growing canon of post-Saving Private Ryan tributes to the greatest generation to the head of the class of women's films to the heart of the movie to the highest degree to the holocaust to the horrors of the killing field and the barbarism of ` ethnic cleansing to the idiocy of its last frames to the illogic of its characters to the indulgent dead-end experimentation of the director's previous Full Frontal to the integrity and vision of the band to the intelligence of the true genre enthusiast to the junk-calorie suspense tropes that have all but ruined his career to the list of things he does well to the many fine , focused films emerging from that most surprising of nations to the mark to the max to the mediocrity that is Kung Pow : Enter the Fist to the most crucial lip-reading sequence to the most enchanting film of the year to the most painfully marginal lives to the movie's contrived , lame screenplay and listless direction to the movie's rude and crude humor to the movies to have fun to the nadir of the thriller\/horror to the narcotizing bland ( sinister , though not nearly so sinister as the biennial Disney girl movie ) machinations of the biennial Disney boy movie to the next , hastily , emptily to the nonconformist in us all to the original Casey Kasem-furnished voice to the otherwise bleak tale to the outstanding soundtrack to the overcooked , ham-fisted direction , which has all the actors reaching for the back row to the perkiness of Witherspoon ( who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) to the phrase ` fatal script error to the pile of Hollywood dreck that represents nothing more than the art of the deal to the point of distraction to the point of nausea to the point of resembling a stage play to the point of ridiculousness to the point of suffocation to the power of the eccentric and the strange to the power of the eccentric and the strange . The fact that it isn't very good to the power of women to heal to the rescue in the final reel to the same kind of maudlin , sentimental mysticism that mars the Touched by an Angel school of non-God spiritual-uplift movies to the script's refusal of a happy ending to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene to the scuzzy underbelly of nyc's drug scene to the search for inner peace to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago to the soggy performances to the spare , unchecked heartache of Yasujiro Ozu to the storytelling instincts of a slightly more literate filmgoing audience to the tailor for some major alterations to the tiniest segment of an already obscure demographic to the titular character's paintings and in the process created a masterful work of art of their own to the tongue-in-cheek attitude of the screenplay to the topical issues it raises , the performances of Stewart and Hardy to the truly good stuff to the universal language of rhythm to the urge to get on your feet and shake it to the vast majority of more casual filmgoers , it will probably be a talky bore . to the wit , humor and snappy dialogue of the original to theaters . It's hard to imagine acting that could be any flatter to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . to these broken characters who are trying to make their way through this tragedy to think about the ways we consume pop culture to think of a film more cloyingly sappy than Evelyn this year to think of a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun to think of any film more challenging or depressing than The Grey Zone to think of its inhabitants as anything more than markers in a screenplay to this engaging mix of love and bloodletting to this film that may not always work to this sensitive material to this shocking testament to anti-Semitism and neo-fascism to this supposedly evenhanded presentation to those who aren't too familiar with turntablism to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) to tie up loose ends with more bows than you'll find on a French poodle to tiresome jargon to tolerate this insipid , brutally clueless film to top form to totally suspend disbelief to transcend its clever concept to transcend the rather simplistic filmmaking to transcend the sex , drugs and show-tunes plot into something far richer to transcend the sex , drugs and show-tunes plot into something far richer . to treat a subject , you're not fully aware is being examined , much like a photo of yourself you didn't know to treat its characters , weak and strong , as fallible human beings , not caricatures , and to treat its characters , weak and strong , as fallible human beings , not caricatures , and to carefully delineate the cost of the inevitable conflicts between human urges and an institution concerned with self-preservation to triumph over a Scrooge or two to triumphantly sermonize to trivialize the material to truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy to truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining to turn his movie in an unexpected direction to tweak them with a taste of tangy new humor to ultimately disappoint the action to underestimate just how dangerous entertainments like it can be to understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie to understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . to unexpected heights to unlock the full potential of what is in many ways a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre to use a watercolor background since '' Dumbo '' certainly ranks as the most original in years to use the word `` new '' in its title to vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends to vary the pitch of his movie , balancing deafening battle scenes with quieter domestic scenes of women back home receiving War Department telegrams to victims whose voices have never gained the ears of the world to video to view one of Shakespeare's better known tragedies as a dark comedy to viewers looking for nothing to visit , this laboratory of laughter to wade through to wait for the video to walk the silly walk that distinguishes the merely quirky from the surreal to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching to warm our hearts to warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages to waste the talents of Robert Forster , Anne Meara , Eugene Levy , and Reginald VelJohnson all in the same movie to waste their time to watch Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes as steady as any noir villain , and to watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad to watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama to watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul to watch as a good spaghetti western to watch as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world to watch because Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor to watch it unfold with an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness to watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . one another and put on a show in drag to watch performing in a film that is only mildly diverting to watch them because you can't wait to see what they do next to watch too many Barney videos to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art to watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama to wear a bit thin to wear down possible pupils through repetition to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds to wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers to weigh any arguments one way or the other . He simply presents his point of view that Ayurveda works . to what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year to whet one's appetite for the Bollywood films to whether you've seen pornography or documentary to whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't to which anyone can relate to which it succeeds to which the girls-behaving-badly film has fallen to whip life into The Importance of Being Earnest that he probably pulled a muscle or two to whom the idea of narrative logic or cohesion is an entirely foreign concept to whom we might not give a second look if we passed them on the street to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , to win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews and , not far down the line , to find a place among the studio's animated classics to win any Academy Awards to wonder , ` what's the point ? ' to wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion to wonder how on earth anyone , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this to work , love stories require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer . that is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion to work , love stories require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer . that is made almost impossible by events that set the plot in motion . to work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon to work in the same vein as the brilliance of Animal House to work us over , with second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds to work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose to worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances to worry about it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising to wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief to yield some interesting results to you . toasts at a testimonial dinner than a documentary today's hottest today's hottest and today's hottest and hippest acts from the world of television , music and stand-up comedy today's mood-altering drug therapy been envisioned by chemists in 1949 toe-tapping toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun together and not quite enough characterization together by skilled ensemble actors together familiar themes together familiar themes of family , forgiveness and love together frustrating together frustrating difficult together his slasher video from spare parts together in together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other together in a manner that one never overwhelms the other . together in a stark portrait of motherhood deferred and desire together in a sweet and charming way together indulge the force of humanity over hardware in a way that George Lucas has long forgotten together they are magnificent together they are magnificent . together through previous adventures and perils together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers together with an engaging and warm performance together with efficiency and an affection for the period together with the contrivances and overwrought emotion of soap toilet toilet humor toilet humor , toilet humor , ethnic slurs toilet-humor toilet-humor codswallop told , with superb performances throughout told a nice little story in the process told and retold told by a cinematic gymnast having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it told by a cinematic gymnast having too much fun embellishing the misanthropic tale to actually engage it . told by a lobotomized Woody Allen told by countless filmmakers told by the man who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat told fairly well told fairly well and told fairly well and scored to perfection told fairly well and scored to perfection , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive '' missing thing . '' told fairly well and scored to perfection , I found myself struggling to put my finger on that elusive `` missing thing . '' told in earnest strides told through on-camera interviews with several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday told us told well told well by a master told well by a master storyteller told what actually happened as if it were the third ending of Clue told with an appropriate minimum of means . told with competence told with humor and poignancy told with sharp ears and eyes told with sharp ears and eyes for the tenor of the times told with such affecting grace and cultural specificity told with the intricate preciseness of the best short story writing told with the intricate preciseness of the best short story writing . tolerable diversion tolerable-to-adults tolerable-to-adults lark of a movie tolerance and diversity tolerate Leon Barlow tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't tolerate the redneck-versus-blueblood cliches that the film trades in tolerate this insipid , brutally clueless film tonally uneven tone-deaf tone-deaf singer tones and stupendous performances tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists tongue uncomfortably tongue uncomfortably in cheek tongue-in-cheek tongue-in-cheek preposterousness has always been part of For the most part Wilde's droll whimsy helps `` Being Earnest '' overcome its weaknesses and Parker's creative interference ... tonight the maid is a lie and this tons of charm too , thanks to strong , credible performances from the whole cast too . '' Congrats Disney on a job well done too \/ You both look and sound great . too abundant too amateurish too amateurish and too amateurish and awkward too amateurishly square too bad too bad it doesn't have more flashes of insight too bad kramer couldn't make a guest appearance to liven things up too bad kramer couldn't make a guest appearance to liven things up . too bad nothing else is too bad the film's story does not live up to its style too bad the screenwriters eventually shoot themselves in the feet with cop flick cliches like an oily arms dealer , squad car pile-ups and the requisite screaming captain too bad to be good too bad to be good and too becomes off-putting too big too bland to be interesting too blatant too bleak too bleak , too pessimistic too bleak , too pessimistic and too bleak , too pessimistic and too unflinching too bored to care too boring , and occasionally annoying too boring , and occasionally annoying . too boring and obvious too burdened by the actor too busy too cerebral for its own good -- or too cerebral for its own good -- or , at any rate , too cerebral for its own good -- or , at any rate , too cerebral too cerebral for its own good -- or , at any rate , too cerebral for its racy subject matter too clear too clever too clever for its own good too cliched too clichéd too clichéd and too clichéd and too often strains too clichéd and too often strains credulity too clipped and abbreviated to be an epic too clunky too commercial too commercial since his two Oscar nominated films in 2000 too complex to be rapidly absorbed too complicated to keep track of too complicated to sustain involvement , and , if you'll excuse a little critical heresy , too intellectually ambitious too concerned too conscious of the effort it takes to be this spontaneous too contemplative too convenient too conventional too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc . -- to do the subject matter justice too conventional -- lots of boring talking heads , etc. -- to do the subject matter justice too convoluted too cool too crazy too crude to serve the work especially well too cynical too dark too dark to be decipherable too deep too deep or substantial . too dense & too dense & about too dense & about nothing at all too dialed-up too difficult too discouraging to let slide too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing too dry too dry and too dry and too placid too dull too dull and pretentious to be engaging too dull to enjoy too dull to enjoy . too eager to please too easily too easy too effective in creating an atmosphere of dust-caked stagnation too enigmatic too erotic too erotic nor too erotic nor very thrilling too evident too fancy too fancy , not too filling too fancy , not too filling , not too fluffy , but definitely tasty and sweet too fast too few too few laughs too fleeting too fluffy too forced and overwritten too formulaic too formulaic and too formulaic and too familiar to produce the transgressive too full too good too good to be bad too goodly , too goodly , wise and knowing too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil too gory to be a comedy and too silly to be an effective horror film too grave for youngsters too great too happy to argue much too hard to be funny too hard to be funny in a way that's too loud , too goofy and too short of an attention span too hard to be hip too hard to be hip . The end result is a film that's neither too hard to be mythic too harsh too heady for children , and too preachy too heavy for the plot too immature and unappealing to care about too impressed too indulgent too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure too insistent too intellectually ambitious too interested in jerking off in all its Byzantine incarnations to bother pleasuring its audience too is a bomb . too lame to work or be cool at others too late too lethargically paced too lighthearted too literally too little too little excitement too little excitement and too little excitement and zero compelling storyline too little happens too long too long , too long , too cutesy too long , too cutesy , too sure of its own importance too long , too cutesy , too sure of its own importance , too long , too cutesy , too sure of its own importance , and too long , too cutesy , too sure of its own importance , and possessed too long , too cutesy , too sure of its own importance , and possessed of that peculiar tension of being too dense & about nothing at all too long , too repetitive too long and too long and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary too long and bogs down in a surfeit of characters and unnecessary subplots too long and too convoluted too long and unfocused too long has ignored too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy too long to shake too long to turn his movie in an unexpected direction too long with too little too loud too loud , too loud , too goofy too loud , too goofy and too loud , too goofy and too short too loud and too ludicrous too ludicrous and too ludicrous and borderline insulting too mainstream too manipulative too many too many '' serious too many '' serious issues too many '' serious issues '' too many '' serious issues '' on its plate too many , although in reality they are not enough . too many Barney videos too many `` serious issues '' too many characters too many characters and events too many characters and events , all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of too many characters saying too many clever things and too many characters saying too many clever things and getting into too many pointless situations too many chefs fussing over too weak a recipe too many clever things too many conflicts too many contrivances too many contrivances and too many contrivances and goofy situations too many elements too many films too many films that can be as simultaneously funny , offbeat and heartwarming ( without a thick shmear of the goo , at least ) too many flashbacks too many ideas too many ideas floating around too many ideas floating around -- part farce , part Sliding Doors , part pop video -- too many nervous gags too many pointless situations too many prefabricated story elements too many problems too many recent action-fantasy extravaganzas in which special effects overpower cogent story-telling and visual clarity during the big action sequences too many repetitive too many scenarios in which the hero might have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize too many scenarios in which the hero might have an opportunity to triumphantly sermonize , and too few that allow us to wonder for ourselves if things will turn out okay . too many scenes toward the end too many scenes toward the end that should move quickly too many spots where it's on slippery footing too many story lines too many tried-and-true shenanigans too many tried-and-true shenanigans that hardly distinguish it from the next teen comedy too many weeping too many wrong turns too mediocre too mediocre to love . too mercenary and obvious too much too much Norma Rae too much Norma Rae and not enough Pretty Woman too much about this love story too much about this love story . too much about this love story . In that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting too much about this love story . in that setting too much ain't - she-cute baggage into her lead role as a troubled and determined homicide cop to quite pull off the heavy stuff too much dancing too much exploitation too much exploitation and too much exploitation and too little too much exploitation and too little art too much falseness too much falseness to the second half too much forced drama in this wildly uneven movie , about a young man's battle with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present too much fun too much heart too much kid-vid too much like a fragment of an underdone potato too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer too much like an infomercial for Ram Dass's latest book aimed at the boomer demographic . too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced too much meandering , Norton has to recite bland police procedural details , Fiennes wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced , Hopkins looks like a drag queen too much obvious padding too much of a plunge too much of most viewers too much of the energy too much on its plate too much resonance too much spitting for me to enjoy too much stage business too much syrup too much time too much to do , too little time to do it in too mushy too mushy -- and in a relatively short amount of time too narrow to attract crossover viewers too neat and new pin-like too obvious or simplistic too obvious or simplistic for this movie too obviously too obviously hateful to be classified otherwise too offensive too often , the viewer is left puzzled by the mechanics of the delivery too often becomes ponderous in its teaching of history too often into sugary sentiment and withholds delivery on the pell-mell too often into sugary sentiment and withholds delivery on the pell-mell pyrotechnics its punchy style promises too often into sugary sentiment and withholds delivery on the pell-mell pyrotechnics its punchy style promises . too often spins its wheels with familiar situations and repetitive scenes too often strains too overbearing too overdone too painfully too pat and familiar to hold my interest too pessimistic too placid too polite to scale the lunatic heights of Joe Dante's similarly styled Gremlins too precious at the start and a little too familiar at the end too predictable too predictable and too predictable and far too cliched too predictable and too self-conscious too racy too ragged to ever fit smoothly together too random and inconclusive too rarely provides too repetitive too restrained too safe too sappy too sappy for its own good too sappy for its own good . too self-conscious too self-important and plodding too self-satisfied too serious too shallow for an older one too shallow for an older one . too simple too simple and too simple and the working out of the plot almost arbitrary too simplistic to maintain interest too skewed to ever get a hold on too slight and introspective to appeal to anything wider than a niche audience too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece too slight to be called any kind of masterpiece . It is , however , a completely honest , open-hearted too slow too slow , too boring , and occasionally annoying . too slow . too slowly too slowly paced to be a thriller . ( But it's ) worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser too smart too smart to ignore but a little too smugly superior to like , too smart to ignore but a little too smugly superior to like , this too smart to ignore but a little too smugly superior to like , this could be a movie that ends up slapping its target audience in the face by shooting itself in the foot too smug too smugly too smugly superior too smugly superior to like too stagy too steeped in fairy tales and other childish things too stolid to be funny too straight-faced too strange and dysfunctional too stupid too suspiciously smooth too tenuous too textbook to intrigue too thin too unflinching too violent too violent and sordid to function as comedy too weak too weak a too weak a recipe too-conscientious too-conscientious adaptation too-extreme-for-TV too-facile too-facile coincidence too-frosty too-frosty exterior too-hot-for-TV direct-to-video\/DVD category too-long , spoofy update too-spectacular too-tepid too-tepid biopic took 19 predecessors to get THIS ? took chances and took chances and really asks you to take these great leaps of faith and pays off took of the family vacation took off took out all the good stuff took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long took three minutes of dialogue , 30 seconds of plot and turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long . toolbags toolbags botching a routine assignment in a Western backwater tooled action thriller about love and terrorism toothless toothless Dog top Japanese animations top actors top billing top billing . top form top notch top of the same old crap top shelf top-billed star Bruce Willis top-heavy top-notch top-notch British actor top-notch cast top-notch creative team topic topical humour topless and roll in the mud than a worthwhile glimpse of independent-community guiding lights topless and roll in the mud than a worthwhile glimpse of independent-community guiding lights . topnotch topnotch foursome topple tormented by his heritage tormented by his heritage , using his storytelling ability to honor the many faceless victims torments torments and torments and angst torn apart torn apart by a legacy of abuse torn apart by dingoes torn away torn away from the compelling historical tale to a less-compelling soap opera torn book jacket torpid and torpid and banal tortuous torture torture and torture and self-mutilation torture device . tortured tortured ( and torturing ) tortured ( and torturing ) artists tortured ( and torturing ) artists and tortured ( and torturing ) artists and consuming but impossible love that you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods tortured , dull tortured , dull artist tortured and tortured and self-conscious material tortured and unsettling tortured husband torturing torturing each other psychologically torturing each other psychologically and torturing each other psychologically and talking about their genitals in public toss it toss it at the screen in frustration toss logic and science toss logic and science into what is essentially a '' Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry toss logic and science into what is essentially a '' Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry ... toss logic and science into what is essentially a `` Dungeons and Dragons '' fantasy with modern military weaponry toss them at the screen toss-up tossed in tossed off tossed out tossed out the window with the intelligent French drama tossed out the window with the intelligent French drama that deftly explores the difficult relationship between a father and son tosses around sex toys and offers tosses around sex toys and offers half-hearted paeans to empowerment tosses around sex toys and offers half-hearted paeans to empowerment that are repeatedly undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense tosses around sex toys and offers half-hearted paeans to empowerment that are repeatedly undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense . tosses around some intriguing questions about the difference between human and android life tosses us a romantic scenario that is just as simplistic as a Hollywood production tossing around obscure expressions tossing around obscure expressions like Bellini and Mullinski total loss total misfire total success total winner totalitarian totally disorientated totally disorientated . totally estranged from reality totally exemplify totally formulaic movie totally lacking totally unexpected directions totally unnecessary prologue totally weirded totally weirded - totally weirded - out by the notion of cinema totalmente banales touch touch anyone regardless of their familiarity touch anyone regardless of their familiarity with the sport touch on spousal abuse touch the heart of anyone old enough to have earned a 50-year friendship touch the hearts of both children and adults touch the hearts of both children and adults , touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats touch with the reality of the grim situation touch you to the core in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget touched touched and amused by several moments and ideas touched by an unprecedented tragedy touched by the film's conviction touched by the film's conviction that all life centered on that place , that time and that sport touched by this movie touches nerves and rings true touches the heart touches the heart and the funnybone thanks touches the heart and the funnybone thanks to the energetic and always surprising performance touches the heart and the funnybone thanks to the energetic and always surprising performance by Rachel Griffiths touches the heart and the funnybone thanks to the energetic and always surprising performance by Rachel Griffiths . touches to a shrill , didactic cartoon touching touching , touching , dramatically forceful , and beautifully shot touching , raucously amusing touching , raucously amusing , touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and , yes , touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and , yes , even sexy touching , small-scale story touching , smart and complicated touching , sophisticated film touching , transcendent love story touching British comedy touching and touching and funny touching and tender touching and well touching and well paced . touching and wonderfully dyspeptic touching and wonderfully dyspeptic . touching as The Son's Room touching because it's realistic about all kinds of love touching drama touching film touching for refusing to pity or memorialize themselves touching for refusing to pity or memorialize themselves . touching good sense touching good sense on the experience of its women touching love story touching melodrama touching movie touching nostalgia touching occasion touching reconsideration touching reflection touching story touching story . touching things to say about what is important in life and why touching to the marrow touchingly touchingly mending a child's pain for his dead mother via communication with an old woman straight out of Eudora Welty tough , astringent , darkly funny tough , funny , rather chaotic tough , funny , rather chaotic show tough beauty tough enough to fit in any modern action movie tough for them to really care tough pill to swallow tough sit tough to be startled when you're almost dozing tough to take as long as you've paid a matinee price tough to tell which is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo tough to watch tour de tour-de-force tout touts his drug as being 51 times stronger than coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this touts his drug as being 51 times stronger than coke . If you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly , watch Snatch again . It's 51 times better than this . tov to a film about a family's joyous life tov to a film about a family's joyous life acting on the Yiddish stage . toward a new year of magic and mischief toward keeping the picture compelling toward maximum comfort and familiarity toward the end , less like a movie toward the light -- the light of the exit sign towards child abuse towards my long-suffering eyeballs town toxic toxic in its own right trademark grin trademark misogyny trademark style trademark style and flash trading in his cynicism for reverence and a little wit tradition and warmth traditional traditional layers of awakening and ripening and traditional layers of awakening and ripening and separation and recovery traditional moviemaking all the way traditional romantic traditionally structured traffics in tired stereotypes traffics in tired stereotypes and encumbers itself with complications tragedies tragedy tragedy , bravery , political intrigue tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage tragic ) tragic coming-of-age saga tragic deaths tragic error tragic loss tragic past tragic waste tragically trailer-trash trailer-trash style trailer-trash style . trailer-trash style . Entertaining but like shooting fish in a barrel . trails trails off trails off into inconsequentiality trails off into inconsequentiality . train wreck trained to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish training trance-noir and trumped-up street credibility transcend transcend any awards it bags transcend any awards it bags . This is one for the ages transcend genre transcend its clever concept transcend its genre transcend its genre with a curiously stylized , quasi-Shakespearean portrait of pure misogynist evil transcend the sex , drugs and show-tunes plot transcend the sex , drugs and show-tunes plot into something far richer transcendence transcendent transcendent love story transcendent performance transcends transcends culture and race transcends ethnic boundaries transcends ethnic lines transcends ethnic lines . transcends its specific story to speak to the ways in which need , history and presumption tangle , and sometimes destroy , blood ties . transcends jokester status transcends language transcends our preconceived vision of the Holy Land and its inhabitants transcends our preconceived vision of the Holy Land and its inhabitants , transcends our preconceived vision of the Holy Land and its inhabitants , revealing the human complexities beneath transcends our preconceived vision of the Holy Land and its inhabitants , revealing the human complexities beneath . transcends the boy-meets-girl posturing of typical love stories transcends the boy-meets-girl posturing of typical love stories . transcends the normal divisions between fiction and nonfiction film transcends their predicament transcends them transfixes the audience transfixes the audience . transform Caviezel transform Caviezel into a movie star transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair transformed into the stronger of the two films transformed into the stronger of the two films by the thinnest of margins transformed star transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama transformed the rhetoric of Hollywood melodrama into something provocative , rich , and strange transforms its wearer transforms its wearer into a superman transforms that reality into a lyrical and celebratory vision transforms the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor transforms the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor . transforms this story about love and culture transforms this story about love and culture into a cinematic poem translate well translate well to film translate well to the screen translates translates Naipaul's lively mix of characters from the page translates Naipaul's lively mix of characters from the page to screen translates Naipaul's lively mix of characters from the page to screen . transparent attempts transparently transparently hypocritical work transported into the life of Wladyslaw Szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being transporting is that it's also one of the smartest transporting or gripping film transports the viewer transports the viewer into an unusual space transports you transvestite comedy trapped and trapped at a bad rock concert trapped at a perpetual frat party ... How can something so gross be so boring ? trapped by them , forced to change behavior in bizarre unjustified fashion and trapped by them , forced to change behavior in bizarre unjustified fashion and spout dialog that consists mostly of platitudes trapped inside a huge video game trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge trapped while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end trappings ( especially the frank sex scenes ) ensure that the film is never dull traps audiences in a series of relentlessly nasty situations traps audiences in a series of relentlessly nasty situations that we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at traps audiences in a series of relentlessly nasty situations that we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at . trash trash can trash cinema trash-cinema trash-cinema roots trashy trashy , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant trashy , exploitative , thoroughly unpleasant experience trashy , kinky fun trashy cop buddy comedy trashy fun trashy teen-sleaze equivalent trashy time traveled to places in the world devastated by war , famine and poverty and documented the cruelty and suffering he has found with an devastating , eloquent clarity travesty treachery treacly films about inspirational prep-school professors and the children they so heartwarmingly motivate treading desperately treading desperately in a nasty sea treading water at best in this forgettable effort treads heavily treads heavily into Romeo and Juliet\/West Side Story territory , where it plainly has no business going treads old turf treads old turf like a hippopotamus ballerina treads predictably treads predictably along familiar territory treads predictably along familiar territory , treads predictably along familiar territory , making it a passable family film that won't win many fans over the age of 12 treads where few American films dare to delve treads where few american films dare to delve treads where few american films dare to delve -- treasure treasure . treasure and treasure chest treasured treasures treasures and even treasures and even marvels treasures and even marvels . So treat treat . treat a subject treat a subject , you're not fully aware is being examined , much like a photo of yourself you didn't know treat for its depiction treat for its depiction on not giving up on dreams when you're a struggling nobody treat for its depiction on not giving up on dreams when you're a struggling nobody . treat its characters , weak and strong , as fallible human beings , not caricatures treat me like a fool treat the little yard apes treated as docile , mostly wordless ethnographic extras treated to an impressive and highly entertaining celebration of its sounds treated with a baffling casual approach treating female follies treating her as little more than a prop treating her as little more than a prop to be cruelly tormented treats Ana's journey with honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film treats Ana's journey with honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film . treats conspiracy as a kind of political blair witch , a monstrous murk that haunts us precisely because it can never be seen treats him human enough treats his audience the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects treats his audience the same way that Jim Brown treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects treats his women -- as dumb , credulous , unassuming , subordinate subjects . treats the subject with fondness and respect treats us treats us to an aimless hodgepodge treats women like idiots treats women like idiots . trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it trek to the ` plex predisposed to like it probably will enjoy themselves . But ticket-buyers with great expectations tremble without losing his machismo trembling and gratitude trembling incoherence tremendous tremendous , offbeat sense tremendous chemistry tremendous energy tremendous energy from the cast tremendous energy from the cast , tremendous energy from the cast , a sense of playfulness and excitement tremendous performance tremendous piece tremendous promise tremendous skill tremendously moving tremendously sad trenchant satirical jabs trial for crimes against humanity trial great fun trial movie trial movie , escape movie and unexpected fable tribute trick you trickery tricks and self-indulgent tricks and self-indulgent actor moments tricky and satisfying tricky and satisfying as any of David tried as a war criminal tried hard tried to read the time on my watch tried to squeeze too many elements into the film tried-and-true tries , and fails tries , and fails , tries , and fails , to control the screen with swaggering machismo and over-the-top lunacy tries , and fails , to control the screen with swaggering machismo and over-the-top lunacy . tries and tries hard tries for more . tries its best tries its best to hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape tries its best to hide the fact that Seagal's overweight and out of shape . tries the viewer's patience with slow pacing and a main character who sometimes defies sympathy tries to balance sweetness with coarseness tries to balance sweetness with coarseness , tries to balance sweetness with coarseness , while it paints a sad picture of the singles scene tries to be ethereal , but tries to be ethereal , but ends up seeming goofy tries to be ethereal , but ends up seeming goofy . tries to be smart tries to be thrilling , touching or , yikes , uproarious tries to cram too many ingredients into one small pot tries to cram too many ingredients into one small pot . tries to force its quirkiness upon the audience tries to force its quirkiness upon the audience . tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a Bolly-Holly masala mess tries to fuse the two ` woods ' but winds up a bolly-holly masala mess tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments tries to immerse us in a world of artistic abandon and political madness and very nearly tries to keep the plates spinning as best he can , but all the bouncing back and forth can't help but become a bit tedious -- even with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period tries to rush through the intermediary passages , apparently hoping that the audience will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device tries to seem sincere , and just tries to shift the tone to a thriller's rush tries to tell of the unspeakable tries to touch on spousal abuse tries to touch on spousal abuse but veers off course tries to touch on spousal abuse but veers off course and tries to touch on spousal abuse but veers off course and becomes just another revenge film tries to touch on spousal abuse but veers off course and becomes just another revenge film . tries too hard tries too hard , tries too hard , and tries too hard , and overreaches the logic of its own world tries too hard , and overreaches the logic of its own world . tries too hard to be emotional tries too hard to be funny tries too hard to be funny and tries too hard to be funny and tries too hard to be hip tries too hard to be funny and tries too hard to be hip . tries too hard to be funny and tries too hard to be hip . The end result is a film that's neither tries too hard to be funny and tries too hard to be hip . The end result is a film that's neither . tries too hard to be hip tries way too hard tries way too hard and tries way too hard and gets tiring in no time at all tries way too hard and gets tiring in no time at all . tries-so-hard-to-be-cool tries-so-hard-to-be-cool `` Clockstoppers trifle that delivers its share of laughs and smiles trifle that delivers its share of laughs and smiles . trifling trim shape as an athlete as well as an actor trimmed trimmed Dickens ' wonderfully sprawling soap opera , the better to focus on the hero's odyssey from cowering poverty to courage and happiness trip tripe tripe trite trite , predictable rehash trite and overused trite psychological thriller triteness triteness and triumph triumph ' triumph , relentless and beautiful triumph over a Scrooge or two triumphant triumphant , triumphant about this motion picture triumphantly triumphantly returns to narrative filmmaking with a visually masterful work of quiet power . triumphs trivializes the movie with too many nervous gags trivializes the movie with too many nervous gags and trivializes the movie with too many nervous gags and pratfalls . trivializing it trots out every ghost trick from The Sixth Sense to The Mothman Prophecies trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end trotting out threadbare standbys trouble and troubled troubled and troubled and determined homicide cop troubled teens troubling troubling interpretation trudge trudge out trudge out of the theater feeling true true ' bad true , lived experience true ` epic ' true and true and heartbreaking true and historically significant true believer true cinematic knack true creativity true emotional connection or identification frustratingly true emotions true events true fans true fans of the Stevenson's novel true film addict true film buff true for being so hot-blooded true impact true inspiration true intent true light true love true pleasure . true potential true sophistication true star true story '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies true talent true to Wilde's own vision of a pure comedy with absolutely no meaning , and no desire to be anything but a polished , sophisticated entertainment that is in love with its own cleverness true to himself true to his principles true to its source material true to the essence of what it is to be Ya-Ya true wonder true-blue true-blue delight . true-to-life characters truest sense truly truly , truly bad truly , truly bad movie truly annoying truly annoying pitch truly awful truly awful and truly awful and heartbreaking subject matter truly bad truly capture the terrifying angst of the modern working man without turning the film into a cheap thriller , a dumb comedy or a sappy truly care for its decrepit freaks beyond the promise of a reprieve from their incessant whining truly cinematic in scope truly come to care about the main characters truly come to care about the main characters and whether or not they'll wind up together truly deserving of its Oscar nomination truly distinctive truly distinctive and truly distinctive and a deeply pertinent truly distinctive and a deeply pertinent film truly does rescue ( the Funk Brothers ) from Motown's shadows truly edgy truly edgy -- truly egregious truly egregious lip-non-synching truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne truly entertaining truly excellent truly excellent sequences truly frightening situation truly funny truly funny bits truly good truly good stuff truly gorgeous truly grand scale truly heinous crime truly in love with a girl truly inhabited a character truly is life affirming truly is romance truly jolting truly jolting scares truly larger-than-life truly larger-than-life character truly magical truly magical movie truly moving truly moving experience truly new truly odd , at times confusing , truly revelatory about his psyche truly unique truly unique character studies truly wonderful truly wonderful tale trump trump card being the dreary mid-section of the film trumped-up street credibility trumpet blast that there may be a New Mexican Cinema a-bornin ' . trumpet blast that there may be a New Mexican Cinema a-bornin ' . ' trumpets trumps truncated trust an audience's intelligence trust and loyalty trust laughs trusted audiences trusting trusting the material trusts the story it sets out to tell trusts the story it sets out to tell . truth truth and fiction are equally strange , and his for the taking . truth and realism truth stranger than fiction ? truth-in-advertising hounds truth-telling truthful . Mr . Koshashvili is a director to watch truths truths emerge . try and evade try for the greatness try for the greatness that Happy Together shoots for ( and misses ) try hard try hard but try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward try hard but come off too amateurish and awkward . try paying less attention to the miniseries and more attention to the film it is about try the patience of even the most cinema-besotted critic -- and this was one of them try to avoid try to balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and in unexpected ways , touching try to balance pointed , often incisive satire and unabashed sweetness , with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and in unexpected ways , touching . try to create characters out of the obvious cliches , try to create characters out of the obvious cliches , but try to create characters out of the obvious cliches , but wind up using them as punching bags try to create characters out of the obvious cliches , but wind up using them as punching bags . try to guess the order in which the kids in the house will be gored try to surprise us with plot twists try too hard to be mythic trying figure out whether or not some cocky pseudo-intellectual kid has intentionally left college or was killed trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience trying simply to out-shock , out-outrage or out-depress its potential audience ! Who knew trying to balance self-referential humor and a normal ol' slasher plot seemed like a decent endeavor trying to be more complex than your average film trying to be other films trying to capture the novel's deeper intimate resonances trying to cope with the mysterious and brutal nature of adults trying to create some pretty cool characters trying to create something original trying to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great trying to distract us with the solution to another trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards trying to dupe the viewer into taking it all as Very Important simply because the movie is ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product trying to find her way through life trying to forget trying to get out trying to have it both ways trying to have the best of both worlds trying to hold onto what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory trying to laugh at how bad trying to light a fire with soggy leaves trying to pass off as acceptable teen entertainment for some time now trying to pass off its lack of imagination as hip knowingness trying to please his mom trying to predict when a preordained '' big moment '' will occur trying to set the women's liberation movement back 20 years trying to sneak out of the theater tsai ming-liang's ghosts are painfully aware of their not-being tsai ming-liang's ghosts are painfully aware of their not-being . tub-thumpingly tub-thumpingly loud tub-thumpingly loud it makes you feel like a chump tug at your heart in ways tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender tumbleweeds tumbleweeds blowing through the empty theatres tuneless tunes into a grief that could lead a man across centuries . turbulent self-discovery turd turd squashed turgid turgid fable turkey rotting turkey-on-rolls , turkey-on-rolls , stubbly chins , liver spots turkey-on-rolls , stubbly chins , liver spots , turkey-on-rolls , stubbly chins , liver spots , red noses and turmoil turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director turn a larky chase movie into an emotionally satisfying exploration of the very human need turn a larky chase movie into an emotionally satisfying exploration of the very human need to be somebody , and to belong to somebody turn a larky chase movie into an emotionally satisfying exploration of the very human need to be somebody , and to belong to somebody . turn and devolves turn away from one turn away from one another instead of talking turn down turn down a big bowl of that turn his life into art turn his movie in an unexpected direction turn in perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters , who are alternately touching and funny turn in perfectly executed and wonderfully sympathetic characters , who are alternately touching and funny . turn it off turn more crassly reductive turn nasty and tragic turn nasty and tragic during the final third of the film turn on many people turn on many people to opera turn on many people to opera , turn on many people to opera , in general turn out a small , personal film with an emotional wallop turn out okay turn out to be a bit of a cheat in the end turn out to be delightfully compatible here turn out to be the most repellent movie of 2002 turn out to be the most repellent movie of 2002 . turn stupid turn stupid ? '' Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot turn the legendary wit's classic mistaken identity farce into brutally labored and unfunny hokum turn this fairly parochial melodrama into something really rather special turn this fairly parochial melodrama into something really rather special . turned Rice's complex Akasha into a cartoon monster turned completely turned completely and irrevocably bizarre to the point of utter nonsense turned down turned it instead into a somber chamber drama turned me ( horrors ! ) into Scrooge turned my ballpoint notes turned out nearly 21\/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema turned out nearly 21\/2 hours of unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema that , half an hour in , starts making water torture seem appealing turned out to be a one-trick pony turned them into a 90-minute movie that feels five hours long turned this turned this into an Argentine retread of '' Iris turning Leys ' fable into a listless climb down the social ladder turning in his grave , along with my stomach turning in some delightful work on indie projects turning into a black hole of dullness turning one man's triumph of will turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy turns a blind eye turns a blind eye to the very history it pretends to teach turns a blind eye to the very history it pretends to teach . turns a potentially interesting idea into an excruciating film turns a potentially interesting idea into an excruciating film school experience that plays better only for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters turns fanciful , grisly and engagingly quixotic turns fanciful , grisly and engagingly quixotic . turns his character into what is basically an anti-Harry Potter -- turns his character into what is basically an anti-Harry Potter -- right down to the Gryffindor scarf . turns his distinctive ` blundering ' style turns his distinctive ` blundering ' style into something that could really help clear up the case turns his distinctive ` blundering ' style into something that could really help clear up the case . turns hurting each other turns hurting each other . turns in a collectively stellar performance turns in a pretty convincing performance as a prissy teenage girl turns in a snappy screenplay that curls at the edges turns into a dire drama partway turns into a film wreck turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich turns into an engrossing thriller almost in spite of itself turns into an engrossing thriller almost in spite of itself . turns into an ocean of trouble turns loyal and deceitful , responsible and reckless , idealistically selfless and coldly self-interested turns me into that annoying specimen of humanity that I usually dread encountering the most turns numbingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy turns numbingly dull-witted and disquietingly creepy . turns out to be ( Assayas ' ) homage to the Gallic ` tradition of quality , ' in all its fusty squareness turns out to be a cheap knockoff turns out to be a cut above the norm , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting turns out to be a cut above the norm , thanks to some clever writing and sprightly acting . turns out to be a pretty fair description of how you feel while you're watching this ultra-manipulative thriller . turns out to be a sweet and enjoyable fantasy turns out to be affected and boring turns out to be another winning star vehicle turns out to be as ill-starred as you might expect turns out to be as ill-starred as you might expect . turns out to be clever , amusing and unpredictable turns out to be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film turns out to be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign . A very bad sign turns out to be cleverer , better written and of considerable more interest than the finished film , that's a bad sign . A very bad sign . turns out to be more interesting than any of the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions turns out to be more interesting than any of the character dramas , which never reach satisfying conclusions . turns out to be neither funny nor provocative - only dull turns out to be neither funny nor provocative - only dull . turns out to be not much more than a shaggy human tale . turns out to be significantly different ( and better ) than most films with this theme turns out to be smarter and more diabolical than you could have guessed at the beginning . turns so unforgivably trite in its last 10 minutes that anyone without a fortified sweet tooth will likely go into sugar shock turns so unforgivably trite in its last 10 minutes that anyone without a fortified sweet tooth will likely go into sugar shock . turns that turns the Marquis de Sade into a dullard turns the goose-pimple genre on its empty head and fills it with spirit , purpose and emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count turns the goose-pimple genre on its empty head and fills it with spirit , purpose and emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count . turns the idea of the documentary on its head turns the idea of the documentary on its head , turns the idea of the documentary on its head , making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery turns the idea of the documentary on its head , making it rousing , invigorating fun lacking any MTV puffery . turns the stomach turns touching , raucously amusing , uncomfortable , and , yes , even sexy turns very dark and very funny turntablism tweak them with a taste of tangy new humor twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch twenty-first twice about what might be going on inside each trailer park you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster twice as bestial but half as funny twice as powerful twice removed twinkling twinkly-eyed twist endings twist-and-turn twist-and-turn thriller twisted twisted , brilliant and macabre twisted humor and eye-popping visuals twisted metal twisted sense twisted shapes history twists the best of technology around a gripping story twists the best of technology around a gripping story , twists the best of technology around a gripping story , delivering a riveting , pulse intensifying escapist adventure of the first order twists to make the formula feel fresh . twists worthy twists worthy of David Mamet twitchy acting twitchy sketchbook style and adroit perspective shifts two Academy Award winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best two best films two bright stars two bright stars of the moment who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations two central performances two cinematic icons two cinematic icons with chemistry galore two dimension tale two directors with far less endearing disabilities two fatal ailments two fatal ailments -- two fatal ailments -- a dearth of vitality and a story that's shapeless and uninflected two fine , nuanced lead performances two fine actors two fine actors , two fine actors , Morgan Freeman two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and two fine actors , Morgan Freeman and Ashley Judd two flagrantly fake thunderstorms two genuinely engaging performers two gifted performers two guys who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up two guys yelling in your face for two hours two hours better watching two hours feel like four two hours of underdog sports two ideas two maladjusted teens in a downward narcotized spiral two marvelous performances two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser two marvelously two men who discover what William James once called ` the gift of tears two not very absorbing characters two not very absorbing characters are engaged in a romance two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances two of those well spent two performers who put themselves out there because they love what they do two personas interesting or worth two personas interesting or worth caring about two recent Dumas botch-jobs two ships passing in the night rather than any insights into gay love two signs that M. Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema two signs that M. Night Shyamalan's debut feature sucked up all he has to give to the mystic genres of cinema : Unbreakable and Signs two star script two strangers two strangers in town two such likeable actors two surefire , beloved genres two things drag it down to mediocrity -- director Clare Peploe's misunderstanding of Marivaux's rhythms , and Mira Sorvino's limitations as a classical actress two unrelated shorts that falls far short two whole hours two winning lead performances two winning lead performances and two winning lead performances and charm to spare two words to say about Reign of Fire . Great dragons two words to say about reign of fire . great dragons two young men in the prime of their talent two young women whose lives were as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as the attics to which they were inevitably consigned two-actor master class two-day old porridge two-day old porridge ... the filmmakers ' paws , sad to say , were all over this two-dimensional and two-dimensional and pointless two-dimensional characters two-dimensional characters who are anything but compelling two-dimensional offerings two-way typed ` Chris Rock , ' ` Anthony Hopkins ' and ` terrorists ' into some Univac-like script machine typical typical Bond knock-offs typical Miike : fast , furious and full typical Miike : fast , furious and full of off-the-cuff imaginative flourishes typical Pax typical Toback machinations typical ` fish out typical documentary footage which hurts the overall impact of the film typical junkie opera typical kiddie-flick sentimentality typical late-twenty-somethings natter typical late-twenty-somethings natter on about nothing typical problems typical romantic lead typical stalk-and-slash fare , typically observant , typically observant , carefully nuanced typically observant , carefully nuanced and typically observant , carefully nuanced and intimate French coming-of-age film that is an encouraging debut feature but has a needlessly downbeat ending that typically solid typically solid performance ugh uglier ugliest ugliest movie ugliest movie of the year ugliness ugly ugly , ugly , irritating ugly , mean-spirited lashing ugly , pointless ugly , pointless , stupid ugly , pointless , stupid movie ugly , pointless and ugly , pointless and depressing ugly , pointless and depressing , even if you ugly , pointless and depressing , even if you hate clowns . ugly , revolting ugly , revolting movie ugly and ugly and destructive ugly and destructive little \*\*\*\* ugly and diverse forms ugly and mindless ugly as the shabby digital photography ugly behavior ugly chapter ugly digital video ugly exercise ugly heads ugly ideas ugly ideas instead of ugly behavior ugly knot ugly movies ugly to look at ugly to look at and not a Hollywood product ugly-duckling uh , shred , ultimate ultimate '' Bellini ultimate Depression-era gangster movie ultimate IMAX trip ultimate Scorsese film ultimate blame ultimate collapse during the film's final ( restored ) third ultimate demise ultimate insignificance ultimate movie experience ultimate passion ultimate point ultimate point -- that everyone should be themselves -- ultimate theme ultimate thrills ultimate thrills . Men ultimate thrills . Men in Black II achieves ultimate insignificance ultimately , the film ultimately , the film amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing ultimately , the film amounts to being lectured to by tech-geeks , if you're up for that sort of thing . ultimately Serving Sara doesn't distinguish itself from the herd ultimately achieves its main strategic objective : dramatizing the human cost of the conflict that came to define a generation . ultimately add up to nothing more than jerking the audience's chain . ultimately coheres into a sane and breathtakingly creative film ultimately comes off as a pale successor . ultimately comes off as insultingly simplistic ultimately cowardly ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second ultimately delivers ultimately disappoint the action ultimately disappointing ultimately disappoints ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story ultimately dulls the human tragedy at the story's core ultimately empty ultimately empty examination ultimately fails ultimately fails by spinning out of control ultimately feels as flat as the scruffy sands of its titular community . ultimately feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about ultimately feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about the business of making movies ultimately feels like just one more in the long line of films this year about the business of making movies . ultimately flawed ultimately hollow mockumentary ultimately insignificant ultimately it's undone by a sloppy script ultimately life-affirming ultimately lifeless ultimately losing cause ultimately more satisfying than the teary-eyed original ultimately offers nothing more than people in an urban jungle needing other people to survive ultimately pointless ultimately proves tiresome , with the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations . ultimately pulled under by the pacing and lack of creativity within . ultimately pulls up lame ultimately purposeless ultimately satisfies with its moving story ultimately satisfying ultimately stands forth as an important chronicle of the abuses of one of Latin America's most oppressive regimes . ultimately succumbs ultimately succumbs to cliches and pat storytelling ultimately takes hold and grips hard . ultimately tedious sex farce . ultimately that's what makes it worth a recommendation ultimately the project comes across as clinical , detached , uninvolving , possibly prompting audience members to wonder , ` what's the point ? ' ultimately the story compels ultimately too repellent ultimately too repellent to fully endear itself to american art house audiences ultimately too repellent to fully endear itself to american art house audiences , ultimately touching ultimately tragic ultimately undo him ultimately unpredictable ultimately unsatisfying ultimately vapid ultimately very satisfying ultimately weak ultimately winning story ultimately worthwhile ultimately you'll leave the theater wondering why these people mattered ultra-cheesy ultra-cheesy dialogue ultra-low-budget ultra-manipulative thriller ultra-violent ultra-violent gangster wannabe um desfecho que certamente fica na memória umpteenth un buen ejemplo un buen ejemplo de lo que es el cine de entretenimiento puro y sin complejos un drama un-bear-able un-bear-able '' un-bear-able '' project una buena una parodia absolutamente predecible unabashed sweetness unabashedly hopeful unabashedly romantic unabashedly romantic picture unabashedly schmaltzy and thoroughly enjoyable true unabashedly schmaltzy and thoroughly enjoyable true story unabashedly sentimental unable unable to get the full brunt of the comedy unable to reproduce the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight unable to save the movie unacceptable unaccountable direction unaccountable direction is technically sophisticated in the worst way . unadorned unadulterated thrills unadulterated thrills or genuine laughs unaffected style unafraid to throw elbows when necessary unamusing unanswered questions that it requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it unapologetic mess unapologetically dumb unappealing unapproachable unapproachable . unassuming unassuming , subordinate unassuming and pure unassuming and pure of heart unassuming and pure of heart , you can't help but warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe ! ' unattractive or odorous unavailable unaware unaware that it's the butt of its own joke unaware that it's the butt of its own joke . unbalanced unbalanced mixture unbearable unbearable when it isn't merely offensive unbearable when it isn't merely offensive . unbearably unbearably beautiful unbearably dull unbearably lame . unbearably loud unbelievable unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks unbelievably fun film unbelievably hilarious unbelievably hilarious moments unbelievably stupid unblinking work unblinkingly pure unblinkingly pure as unblinkingly pure as The Hours unbridled delight unburdened by pretensions to great artistic significance uncanny uncanny ability to right itself precisely when you think it's in danger of going wrong uncanny skill in getting under the skin of her characters uncanny tale unceasing sadism uncertain uncertainties unchanged dullard uncharismatic , overgrown frat boy uncharismatically uncharted depths uncharted depths of stupidity , incoherence and sub-sophomoric sexual banter unchecked unchecked heartache uncinematic uncinematic but unclassifiably awful study unclean unclear uncluttered uncluttered , resonant gem uncomfortable uncomfortable class resentment uncomfortable movie uncomfortably close uncomfortably close to losing my lunch uncomfortably close to pro-Serb propaganda . uncomfortably real uncomfortably strained uncomfortably timely , relevant uncomfortably timely , relevant , uncomfortably timely , relevant , and uncomfortably timely , relevant , and sickeningly real uncommitted uncommonly ambitious uncommonly human character uncommonly moving uncommonly pleasurable uncommonly sincere uncommonly sincere movie that portrays the frank humanity of ... emotional recovery uncompelling uncompelling the movie uncompelling the movie is unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest uncomplicated uncompromising uncompromising , difficult uncompromising , difficult and uncompromising , difficult and unbearably beautiful uncompromising artists trying to create something original uncompromising film uncompromising insight uncompromising knowledge unconcerned unconcerned about what they ingest unconcerned with plausibility unconcerned with plausibility , yet unconcerned with plausibility , yet just as determined unconditional unconditional love and compassion garnered from years of seeing it all , a condition only the old are privy to , and ... often misconstrued as weakness unconscious uncontrolled unconventionally unconventionally wacky unconvincing unconvincing and unconvincing and criminally badly acted uncool the only thing missing is the '' Gadzooks ! uncool the only thing missing is the '' Gadzooks ! '' uncool the only thing missing is the `` Gadzooks uncool the only thing missing is the `` Gadzooks ! uncool the only thing missing is the `` Gadzooks ! '' uncoordinated uncouth , incomprehensible , vicious and absurd uncovers a story powerful enough to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue uncovers a story powerful enough to leave the screen sizzling with intrigue . uncovers a trail of outrageous force and craven concealment . uncreative und drung , but explains its characters ' decisions only unsatisfactorily und drung , but explains its characters ' decisions only unsatisfactorily . undemanding action movies undemanding action movies with all the alacrity of their Hollywood counterparts undemanding armchair tourists undeniable , undeniable , if not a pleasure in its own right undeniable energy undeniable enjoyment to be had from films crammed with movie references undeniable entertainment value undeniable social realism undeniably exceedingly clever undeniably fascinating and playful undeniably fascinating and playful fellow undeniably gorgeous undeniably gorgeous , terminally undeniably hard undeniably interesting undeniably intriguing undeniably intriguing film undeniably moving undeniably moving film undeniably subversive and involving in its bold presentation undeniably touched undeniably worthy undeniably worthy and undeniably worthy and devastating undeniably worthy and devastating experience under a rock under by the pacing and lack of creativity under cars under his control under its own meager weight under its own thinness under my seat trying to sneak out of the theater under or barrel under our skin under our skin simply by crossing the nuclear line under the assumption that its '' dead wife communicating from beyond the grave '' framework is even remotely new or interesting under the direction of Spielberg , who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely under the right conditions , it's goofy ( if not entirely wholesome ) fun under the skin under the skin of a man we only know as an evil , monstrous lunatic under the skin of a man who has just lost his wife under the skin of her characters under the strain of its plot contrivances and its need to reassure under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films under the waves . He drags it back under the weight of too many story lines under your belt under-10 set under-inspired under-inspired , overblown enterprise under-inspired , overblown enterprise that gives Hollywood sequels a bad name under-rehearsed under-rehearsed and under-rehearsed and lifeless underachiever underarm noises underconfident undercut undercut by amateurish execution undercut by its awkward structure and a final veering undercut by its awkward structure and a final veering toward melodrama undercut by its awkward structure and a final veering toward melodrama . undercut by its own head-banging obviousness undercut by the brutality of the jokes , most at women's expense undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip undercuts undercuts its charm undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates it undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates it , giving the movie a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective undercuts the joie de vivre even as he creates it , giving the movie a mournful undercurrent that places the good-time shenanigans in welcome perspective . underdeveloped underdeveloped effort underdog movie since The Bad News Bears underdogs beat the odds and the human spirit triumphs underdone underdone potato underdramatized underdramatized but overstated underestimate just how dangerous entertainments like it can be underestimated underestimated charm undergo radical changes when it suits the script undergraduate doubling subtexts and ridiculous stabs underlines even the dullest tangents underlying concern undermine the moral dilemma at the movie's heart . undermine this adaptation undermined by Ahola's inadequate performance undermined by the movie's presentation , which is way too stagy undermines his good intentions . undermines its message of Christian love and compassion undermines the possibility for an exploration of the thornier aspects of the nature\/nurture argument in regards undermines the possibility for an exploration of the thornier aspects of the nature\/nurture argument in regards to homosexuality undermines the story's continuity and progression undermining the movie's reality and undermining the movie's reality and stifling its creator's comic voice undermining the story's emotional thrust underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images underneath the skin like few movies undernourished undernourished and undernourished and plodding underplayed underrated Campbell Scott gives a star performance that is nothing short of mesmerizing underrated Campbell Scott gives a star performance that is nothing short of mesmerizing . underrated professionals underrehearsed underscore the importance of family tradition and familial community underscores the fuzzy sentimentality of the movie itself , which feels , as it plods toward the end , less like a movie than like the filmed reading of a script in need of polishing understand everyone's point of view understand her understand her choices understand that the idea of exploiting molestation for laughs is funny , not actually exploiting it yourself understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb understand what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie understand why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . understand why this didn't connect with me would require another viewing understandable understandable to viewers looking for nothing understandable to viewers looking for nothing but energetic entertainment understanding a unique culture that is presented with universal appeal understanding of the expressive power of the camera understands , in a way that speaks forcefully enough about the mechanisms of poverty to transcend the rather simplistic filmmaking . understands characters must come first understands how to create and sustain a mood understands like few others understands like few others how the depth and breadth of emotional intimacy give the physical act all of its meaning and most of its pleasure understands like few others how the depth and breadth of emotional intimacy give the physical act all of its meaning and most of its pleasure . understands that a generation defines its music as much as the music defines a generation understands that a generation defines its music as much as the music defines a generation . understands the grandness of romance understands the medium understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy understands the workings of its spirit understated and touching understated performances of ( Jack Nicholson's ) career understated performances of ( Jack Nicholson's ) career . understated piece understated piece of filmmaking understatement underwhelming underwritten by the NBA underwritten roles underwritten that you can't figure out just where the other characters , including Ana's father and grandfather , come down on the issue of Ana's future undeterminable undetermined undeveloped undeveloped narrative undeveloped script undisciplined undisputed worst boxing movie undistinguished undistinguished attempt to make a classic theater piece undistinguished rhythm undone undone by Howard's self-conscious attempts undone by Howard's self-conscious attempts to find a ` literary ' filmmaking style to match his subject undone by a filmmaking methodology that's just experimental enough to alienate the mainstream audience while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads undone by a sloppy script undone by anachronistic quick edits and occasional jarring glimpses of a modern theater audience watching the events unfold undone by his pretensions undone by its overly complicated and derivative screenplay , the glacier-paced direction and the stereotypical characters undone by its overly complicated and derivative screenplay , the glacier-paced direction and the stereotypical characters . undone by the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors undoubted stylistic tour-de-force undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come undoubtedly delighted undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr . Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms . Shu is an institution undoubtedly play well in European markets , where Mr. Besson is a brand name , and in Asia , where Ms. Shu is an institution undramatic unearth the quaking essence of passion , grief and fear unearthed a rare gem unease uneasily uneasily as a horror picture uneasily as a horror picture ... uneasily as a horror picture ... but finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family uneasily as a horror picture ... but finds surprising depth in its look at the binds of a small family . uneasy uneasy blend uneasy bonds uneasy mix unelected unelected '' unembarrassing but unmemorable unemotional unemotive unemployment unencouraging unencouraging threefold expansion unending unending soundtrack unendurable unendurable viewing experience unengaging unentertaining unequivocally unequivocally qualify as art unerring unerring professionalism unerring respect unessential unessential sequel uneven uneven , uneven action comedy uneven but intriguing uneven but intriguing drama uneven dialogue and plot lapses uneven directorial debut uneven film uneven movie uneven narrative momentum uneven performances uneven performances and uneven performances and a spotty script uneven performances and a spotty script add up to a biting satire that has no teeth uneven performances and a spotty script add up to a biting satire that has no teeth . uneven tone uneventful unexamined in this startlingly unfunny comedy unexceptional unexpected blast unexpected comedy unexpected depths as an actor unexpected downer unexpected downer of an ending unexpected fable unexpected flashes of dark comedy unexpected heights unexpected plot twist unexpected twists unexpected ways , touching unexpectedly adamant streak unexpectedly giddy viewing unexpectedly insightful unexpectedly moving unexpectedly moving meditation unexpectedly rewarding unexpectedly sweet unexpectedly sweet story unexplainable unexplainable pain unfairly unfaithful unfamiliar unfamiliar personas unfamiliar personas give the film an intimate and quaint reality that is a little closer to human nature than what Hollywood typically concocts unfamiliar with unfathomable unfilmable unfilmable '' unfilmable '' novels unfinished unfinished story unflaggingly creative unflaggingly creative . unflappable unflappable air unflattering unflattering comparisons unflinching and objective look unflinching and tantalizing unflinching look unfocused unfocused , excruciatingly tedious unfocused , excruciatingly tedious cinema unfocused and unfocused and tediously exasperating unfocused and underdeveloped unfocused screenplay unfold with an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness unfolds as Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , takes form unfolds as Sand's masculine persona , with its love of life and beauty , takes form . unfolds like a lazy summer afternoon and concludes with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn unfolds predictably unfolds with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller unfolds with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller , unfolds with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller , until the tragedy beneath it all gradually reveals itself . unfolds with grace and humor and gradually unforced unforced , rapid-fire delivery unforced comedy-drama unforced continuation unforced naturalism unforced naturalism to their characters . unforgettable unforgettable , deeply absorbing unforgettable characters unforgettable visual panache unforgettably stupid unforgettably stupid stunts unforgettably uncertain unforgivably trite in its last 10 minutes unforgivingly unforgivingly inconsistent unfortunate for the viewer unfortunate in light of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast unfortunate title unfortunately unfortunately , is a little too in love with its own cuteness unfortunately , it runs for 170 unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure unfortunately , outnumber the hits by three-to-one . unfortunately , the movie is nowhere near as refined as all the classic dramas it borrows from unfortunately R-rated ) unfortunately all the story gives us is flashing red lights , a rattling noise , and a bump on the head unfortunately also unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays unfree unfulfilled unfulfilling unfunny unfunny , unfunny , but unfunny , but downright repellent unfunny Phonce unfunny and unfunny and unentertaining unfunny and unoriginal mess unfunny and unrecommendable unfunny comedy unfunny madcap comedy unfunny movie unfunny one unfunny tricks unfunny wannabe unfunny when it tries to makes us laugh unfunny when it tries to makes us laugh and unfunny when it tries to makes us laugh and desperately unsuspenseful when it tries to make us jump out of our seats unfunny when it tries to makes us laugh and desperately unsuspenseful when it tries to make us jump out of our seats . ungainly ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie ungainly , comedy-deficient , B-movie rush job ungainly movie unhappily unhappy unhappy , repressed and twisted unhappy at the prospect of the human race splitting in two unhappy situation unhibited unholy unholy hokum unholy hokum . unholy mess unhurried , low-key film unhurried narrative uni-dimensional uni-dimensional nonsense machine unified uniformly engaging performances uniformly engaging performances from his largely amateur cast uniformly excellent uniformly good uniformly superb uniformly well uniformly well acted unifying unifying rhythm unimaginable unimaginable demons unimaginable horror unimaginative unimaginative , nasty , glibly cynical unimaginative , nasty , glibly cynical piece unimaginative and unimaginative and derivative unimaginative comedian unimaginative screenwriter's unimaginatively unimaginatively foul-mouthed unimpeachable unimpeachable clarity unimpressive unimpressive acting and indifferent direction unimpressively unimpressively fussy unindicted here , unindicted here , which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes uninhibited uninspired uninspired , and peopled mainly by characters so unsympathetic that you're left with a sour taste in your mouth uninspired . uninspired philosophical uninspired preachy and clichéd uninspired preachy and clichéd war uninspired scripts , acting and direction uninspired story uninspiring unintentional laughter that , unfortunately , occurs too infrequently to make the film even a guilty pleasure unintentional melodrama and tiresome love triangles unintentional parody unintentionally uninteresting uninteresting , unlikeable people uninventive uninvolving uninvolving storytelling unique unique ) unique , well-crafted psychological study unique and unique and entertaining unique and entertaining twist unique and inherent unique and quirky unique culture unique directing style unique director's unique feel unique in its deceptive grimness , unique modern fairytale unique niche unique or memorable unique relationship unique residences unique tug-of-war unique way Shainberg uniquely uniquely felt with a sardonic jolt uniquely itself uniquely sensual uniquely sensual metaphorical dramatization uniqueness universal and involving universal appeal universal concerns universal human impulse universal in its themes of loyalty , courage and dedication universally interesting universally interesting soul unjustified unjustified fashion unknowable unlaughable unleashed by a slightly crazed , overtly determined young woman unleashes unleashes his trademark misogyny unleashes his trademark misogyny -- er , comedy -- unless it happens to cover your particular area of interest unless one considers cliched dialogue and perverse escapism a source of high hilarity unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie , it isn't much fun unless you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie , it isn't much fun . unless you enjoy really bad movies unless you happen to know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter unless you want to laugh at it unlikable unlikable , unlikable , spiteful idiots unlikable , uninteresting unlikable , uninteresting , unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , and unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , and completely unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , and completely , unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , and completely , utterly inept unlikable , uninteresting , unfunny , and completely , utterly inept . unlikable . unlikable characters unlikable characters and unlikable characters and a self-conscious sense unlike unlike ( Scorsese's Mean Streets ) , Ash Wednesday is essentially devoid of interesting characters or even a halfway intriguing plot . unlike any you will likely see anywhere else unlike last year's lame Musketeer , this Dumas adaptation entertains unlike many revenge fantasies , it ultimately delivers unlike many romantic comedies , it does not alienate either gender in the audience unlike most animaton from Japan , the characters move with grace and panache unlike other Dumas adaptations unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk unlike so many other Hollywood movies of its ilk , it offers hope unlike those in Moulin Rouge , are crisp and purposeful without overdoing it unlikeable unlikeable people unlikely , but likable unlikely , but likable , unlikely team unlikely to be appreciated by anyone outside the under-10 set unlikely to become a household name on the basis of his first starring vehicle unlikely to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U . S . viewers off their feet unlikely to demonstrate the emotional clout to sweep U.S. viewers off their feet unlikely to inspire anything more than a visit to McDonald's , let alone some savvy street activism unlimited access unlimited access to families and church meetings unlistenable unloading unlock the full potential of what is in many ways a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre unlucky unmemorable unmemorable filler unmemorable filler . unmentionable unmentioned victims unmistakable , easy unmistakable , easy joie unmistakable and hard unmistakable and hard to resist unmotivated unmoved unmoved by this film , which is immaculately produced unnamed , easily substitutable unnatural unnecessary and clumsy unnecessary and clumsy last scene unnecessary films unnerving , heartbeat-like score unnerving suspense unnerving to see Recoing's bizzarre reaction to his unemployment unnerving way unnoticed unnoticed and underappreciated unoriginal unoriginal , unfunny and unrecommendable unoriginal mess unoriginal run unoriginal terms unoriginality unoriginality and unoriginality and predictability unpaid unpaid intern unparalleled unparalleled proportions unparalleled proportions , writer-director Parker unpersuasive unpicked unpleasant unpleasant characters unpleasant characters , unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes unpleasant debate that's been given the drive of a narrative and that's been acted out unpleasant details unpleasant excuse unpleasantly unplundered unpredictable , hilarious unpredictable character unpredictable comedy unpretentious unpretentious , charming , quirky , original unpretentious , sociologically pointed unpretentious , sociologically pointed slice unpretentious way to spend ninety minutes unpretentious way to spend ninety minutes . unquestionably alive unreachable unrealistic unrealized unrecommendable unrecoverable unrecoverable life unrelated unrelated shorts unrelenting bleak insistence unrelenting wretchedness unrelentingly claustrophobic unrelentingly claustrophobic and unrelentingly claustrophobic and unpleasant unrelentingly exploitative unrelentingly grim unrelentingly grim -- unrelentingly grim -- and unrelentingly grim -- and equally engrossing unrelieved by any comedy unreligious unremarkable soft center unremittingly awful unremittingly ugly unremittingly ugly movie unrepentant domestic psychopathy unrepentantly unrepentantly trashy unrepentantly trashy take on Rice's second installment of her Vampire Chronicles . unrewarding unrewarding all of this unrewarding collar unromantic unsalvageability unsatisfied unsatisfying unsatisfying ending unsatisfying hybrid unsatisfying muddle unsavory unsavory characters and WWF mentality unschooled unschooled comedy unsentimental unsentimental approach unsentimental comedy-drama unsettled unsettling , memorable cinematic experience unsettling images unsettling prognosis unsettling psychodrama that takes full , chilling advantage of its rough-around-the-edges , low-budget constraints unsettling subject matter unsettling to watch as an exploratory medical procedure or an autopsy unsettlingly familiar figure unsettlingly realistic unsettlingly realistic results unshapely unshapely look unsophisticated unsophisticated scare tactics unsophisticated scare tactics and unsophisticated scare tactics and B-film thuggery unspeakably , unspeakably , unbearably dull unspeakably , unbearably dull , featuring reams of flatly delivered dialogue and a heroine who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted . unstable unsteady unstinting unstoppable unstoppable superman unsubtle unsubtle and unsuccessful unsuccessful attempt unsuccessfully unsung heroes unsure of how to evoke any sort of naturalism on the set unsurpassed unsurprising unsurprising . unsuspenseful unsuspenseful when it tries to make us jump out of our seats unsympathetic unsympathetic hero untalented untalented artistes untalented artistes who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate untalented people untidily untidily honest untidy untidy , condescending and mild until a few days before she dies . This is absolutely and completely ridiculous until it's time for an absurd finale of twisted metal until it's undone by the sogginess of its contemporary characters , and actors until it veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism until it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism until its absurd , contrived , overblown , and entirely implausible finale until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching until the final act until the silly showdown ending that forces the viewer to totally suspend disbelief until the slowest viewer grasps it until then there's always these rehashes to feed to the younger generations until things fall apart until you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy untrained in acting untuned unturned unusual , food-for-thought cinema unusual , food-for-thought cinema that's as entertaining as it is instructive unusual , thoughtful unusual , thoughtful bio-drama unusual . But they don't fit well together and neither is well told unusual biopic and document unusual but pleasantly haunting debut unusual but unfortunately also unusual but unfortunately also irritating unusual comedy unusual homes unusual music unusual power unusually crafty and intelligent unusually crafty and intelligent for Hollywood horror unusually dry-eyed , even analytical approach unusually surreal unusually surreal tone unusually tame unusually vivid unusually vivid set unveil it until the end , after endless scenes of him wheedling reluctant witnesses and pointing his camera through the smeared windshield of his rental car unwary unwary viewers unwatchable unwatchable Soapdish unwatchable drivel unwavering and arresting unwieldy cast unwieldy mess unwillingness to define his hero's background or motivations unwise amalgam unwrapped it early unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff , unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff , and left behind the crap ( literally ) unwrapped it early , took out all the good stuff , and left behind the crap ( literally ) . up '' to those who talk up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it up a cruel reminder of the fate of hundreds of thousands of Chinese , one which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy up a powerful and deeply moving example of melodramatic moviemaking up a storm as a fringe feminist conspiracy theorist named Dirty Dick up as tedious as the chatter of parrots raised on Oprah up as the kind of film that should be the target of something deeper and more engaging . Oh , and more entertaining , too up as the kind of film that should be the target of something deeper and more engaging . Oh , and more entertaining , too . up as the worst kind of hubristic folly up being both revelatory and narcissistic , achieving some honest insight into relationships that most high-concept films candy-coat with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars up by Howard with a steady , if not very imaginative , hand up for as loosey-goosey , experimental entertainment . Still up for in intelligence and B-grade stylishness up in The Twist that it chokes the energy right out of the very audience it seeks to frighten up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep up more of a creaky '' Pretty Woman '' retread , with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms up not one but two flagrantly fake thunderstorms to underscore the action up offering nothing more than the latest Schwarzenegger or Stallone flick up on Scooby -- you'll love this movie . up out of John C. Walsh's Pipe Dream up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer up there with the finest of specials up to mesmerize you up to my adoration up to the task up walking out not only satisfied but up walking out not only satisfied but also somewhat touched up what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta upbeat upbeat ending update her beloved genre for the thousands of Indians who fancy themselves too sophisticated for the cheese-laced spectacles that pack 'em in on the subcontinent updated Dickensian sensibility updated his source and grasped its essence , composing a sorrowful and hilarious tone poem about alienated labor , or an absurdist workplace sitcom updates the setting in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place updates the setting in an attempt to make the film relevant today , without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place . updating White's dry wit to a new age updating of '' Carmen '' which is best for the stunning star updating works surprisingly well upfront that the plot makes no sense uphill or something uplift uplifter uplifter . uplifting uplifting ' uplifting and uplifting and funny uplifting and moving uplifting but uplifting but not uplifting but not overly sentimental uplifting drama upon her makes it successful and accessible upon layer of Action Man cliché atop wooden dialogue and a shifting tone that falls far short of the peculiarly moral amorality of ( Woo's ) best work upon which to hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming upper west sidey exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation upper west sidey exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute upper west sidey exercise in narcissism and self-congratulation disguised as a tribute . upping the ante uppity uproarious humor uproarious humor with an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated uproarious humor with an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated . ups upscale upscale audiences hungry for quality and a nostalgic , twisty yarn that will keep them guessing upsets upsets the novel's exquisite balance and upsetting upsetting glimpse upside down , first by passion and upstage upstage the woman sporting them upstaged by an avalanche of more appealing holiday-season product uptight uptight , middle uptight , middle class bores like Antonia urban South Korea urban comedy urban comedy ' urban comedy is clearly not Zhang's forte urban legend stuff urbane sweetness urge to doze urge to get on your feet and shake it urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration urgency and suspense urinates on the plants at his own birthday party us us '' us '' versus '' them '' us , folks . It's laughing at us us ... is a man who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share us a rare glimpse into a culture most of us don't know us a romantic scenario that is just as simplistic as a Hollywood production us a slice of life that's very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable us all us because it is so incisive , so bleakly amusing about how we go about our lives us care about this latest reincarnation of the world's greatest teacher us deep into the girls ' confusion and pain as they struggle tragically to comprehend the chasm of knowledge that's opened between them us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work us feeling touched and amused by several moments and ideas us for this gory , perverted , sex-soaked riff on the cannibal genre us happy us intriguing glimpses of the insights gleaned from a lifetime of spiritual inquiry us is a minor miracle us jump out of our seats us laugh us look forward to the Russos ' next offering us love it , too . us nothing new us of brilliant crime dramas us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . us of how very bad a motion picture can truly be . Frank McKlusky C . I us on a roller-coaster ride from innocence to experience without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality us on an examination of young adult life in urban South Korea through the hearts and minds of the five principals us on his sentimental journey of the heart . us plenty of sturm us right into the center of that world us riveted to our seats us riveted with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity us see familiar issues , like racism and homophobia , in a fresh way us share their enthusiasm us to be transported into the life of wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being us to care about a young man whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life us to confront the reality of sexual aberration us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer us to forget most of the film's problems us to hope that Nolan is poised to embark a major career as a commercial yet inventive filmmaker us to laugh because he acts so goofy all the time us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced us to remember that life's ultimately a gamble and last orders are to be embraced . us to see Samira Makhmalbaf as a very distinctive sensibility , working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success us to see them , finally , as artists us too drunk on the party favors to sober us up with the transparent attempts at moralizing us watch as his character awakens to the notion that to be human is eventually to have to choose use a few good laughs use in the breathtakingly beautiful outer-space documentary Space Station 3D use more poetic license use of his particular talents use of his particular talents . used Manhattan's architecture in such a gloriously goofy way used a little trimming -- 10 or 15 minutes could be cut and no one would notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . The only pain you'll feel as the credits roll is your stomach grumbling for some tasty grub used my two hours better watching used my two hours better watching Being John Malkovich again used so extensively used so extensively that good bits are hopelessly overshadowed used soap used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD used to be right at home at the Saturday matinee used to burn every print of the film used to ridicule movies like Hollywood Ending used visual tricks and self-indulgent actor moments useful in telling the story , which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal useless useless actioners useless movie uselessly uselessly redundant and uselessly redundant and shamelessly money-grubbing than most third-rate horror sequels uselessly redundant and shamelessly money-grubbing than most third-rate horror sequels . user-friendly uses Damon's ability to be focused and sincere uses Grant's own twist of acidity uses Grant's own twist of acidity to prevent itself from succumbing to its own bathos uses a hit-or-miss aesthetic that hits often enough to keep the film entertaining even if none of it makes a lick of sense uses a magnificent landscape to create a feature film that is wickedly fun to watch uses a sensational , real-life 19th-Century crime as a metaphor uses a totally unnecessary prologue , uses a totally unnecessary prologue , just because it seems obligatory uses and abuses uses archival footage , horrifying documents of lynchings , still photographs and charming old reel-to-reel recordings of Meeropol entertaining his children to create his song history , but most powerful of all uses clips from Brian De Palma's Scarface . That's a cheat uses her face and her body language to bring us Morvern's soul uses his usual modus operandi of crucifixion uses humor and a heartfelt conviction to tell a story about discovering your destination in life uses humour uses humour to make its points about acceptance and growth uses its pulpy core conceit uses lighting effects and innovative backgrounds uses lighting effects and innovative backgrounds to an equally impressive degree uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave uses modern technology to take the viewer inside the wave . uses quick-cuts , ( very ) large shadows and wide-angle shots taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double ( for Seagal ) uses quick-cuts , ( very ) large shadows and wide-angle shots taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double ( for Seagal ) . uses some of the figures from the real-life story to portray themselves in the film . uses stereotypes in a delightful blend of sweet romance uses stereotypes in a delightful blend of sweet romance and uses stereotypes in a delightful blend of sweet romance and lovingly uses stereotypes in a delightful blend of sweet romance and lovingly dished out humor uses stereotypes in a delightful blend of sweet romance and lovingly dished out humor . uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows uses the huge-screen format to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them uses the huge-screen format to make an old-fashioned nature film that educates viewers with words and pictures while entertaining them . uses the last act to reel in the audience uses the last act to reel in the audience since its poignancy hooks us completely uses the last act to reel in the audience since its poignancy hooks us completely . uses the website feardotcom.com or the improperly hammy performance from poor Stephen Rea uses very little dialogue uses water as a metaphor for subconscious desire ushers in the theater that hand you a cup of coffee every few minutes using a plot that could have come from an animated-movie screenwriting textbook using bad sci-fi using bad sci-fi as window dressing using creative , natural and ancient antidotes using his storytelling ability using it as a prop for warmed-over melodrama and the kind of choreographed mayhem using the same olives since 1962 as garnish . Not only is entry number twenty the worst of the Brosnan bunch using them as punching bags usual Spielberg flair usual blend usual bumbling , tongue-tied screen persona usual chaotic nonsense usual fluttering and stammering usual intelligence and subtlety usual obvious laughs usual tear usual thriller nonsense usual whoopee-cushion effort usual worst usually dread encountering the most usually genuinely worthwhile usually goes straight to video -- with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography usually ignored in contemporary American film . usurp the preaching message so that , by the time the credits roll across the pat ending , a warm , fuzzy feeling prevails utilized the scintillating force of its actors to draw out the menace of its sparse dialogue utilizes the idea of making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often catapulting the artist into her own work utilizes the idea of making Kahlo's art a living , breathing part of the movie , often catapulting the artist into her own work . utilizing utilizing the talents of his top-notch creative team utmost subtlety and perception utter authority utter cuteness utter fearlessness utter hooey utter lack utter loss utter loss personified in the film's simple title utter nonsense utter sincerity utter tripe utter turkey utterly absorbing utterly charming utterly charming French comedy utterly charming and hilarious utterly charming and hilarious film that reminded me of the best of the Disney comedies from the 60s utterly convincing utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- utterly convincing -- and deeply appealing -- as a noble teacher who embraces a strict moral code utterly delightful . utterly diabolical as this utterly distracting utterly distracting blunder utterly forgettable utterly incompetent utterly incompetent conclusion utterly misplaced utterly misplaced earnestness utterly painful utterly painful to watch utterly pointless utterly predictable utterly predictable and completely void utterly ridiculous utterly ridiculous shaggy dog story utterly satisfied to remain the same throughout . utterly static utterly static picture utterly transcend gender utterly unlikeable vacant vacuous vague impressions and a nasty aftertaste but little clear memory of its operational mechanics vague without any of its sense of fun or energy vaguely discontented woman vaguely silly overkill vain ' Jia vain for a movie vainly vainly , I think valedictory valedictory work valentine valiant valiant attempt to tell a story about the Vietnam War before the pathology set in valiant effort to understand everyone's point of view valiantly valiantly keep punching up the mix . valiantly struggled to remain interested , or at least conscious valid valid points valuable valuable messages valuable messages are forgotten 10 minutes after the last trombone value and respect value can not be denied value cash above credibility . value choices value or merit value whatsoever valueless values the original comic books vampire fun van der Groen , described as ` Belgium's national treasure van der Groen , described as ` Belgium's national treasure , van der Groen , described as ` Belgium's national treasure , ' van der Groen , described as ` Belgium's national treasure , ' is especially terrific as Pauline vanishes somewhere between her hair and her lips vanishes somewhere between her hair and her lips . vanity film vanity project vapid vapid , insensitive vapid , insensitive people vapid actor's exercise vapid actor's exercise to appropriate the structure of Arthur Schnitzler's Reigen vapid and vapid vehicle vaporize from your memory minutes vaporize from your memory minutes after it ends variable varies between a sweet smile and an angry bark , while Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds various amusing sidekicks various amusing sidekicks add much-needed levity to the otherwise bleak tale various characters express their quirky inner selves various sources various victimized audience members varmints vastly entertaining vastly improved vastly improved Germanic version vastly more affronted vastness vaunted empathy veered off too far veered off too far into the Exxon zone veered off too far into the Exxon zone , veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and veered off too far into the exxon zone veered off too far into the exxon zone , veered off too far into the exxon zone , and veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism veers veers from its comic course veers into corny sentimentality , veers into corny sentimentality , probably veers into overkill veers into sodden melodrama , punctuated by violins veers like a drunken driver veers like a drunken driver through heavy traffic veers off veers off course veers uncomfortably veers uncomfortably close to pro-serb propaganda veers uncomfortably close to pro-serb propaganda . vehicle that even he seems embarrassed to be part of vehicle that even he seems embarrassed to be part of . vehicle to adore the star vehicle to showcase the Canadian's inane ramblings veiling tension veiling tension beneath otherwise tender movements vein velocity and idiocy velocity and idiocy , velocity and idiocy , this ruinous remake velocity represents everything wrong with '' independent film '' as a commodified , sold-out concept on the american filmmaking scene velocity represents everything wrong with '' independent film '' as a commodified , sold-out concept on the american filmmaking scene . venerable vengeance venomous vent ( venture forth venturesome venturesome , beautifully realized venturesome , beautifully realized psychological mood piece venues veracity verbally flatfooted verbally pretentious as the title may be verges on the amateurish verging on mumbo-jumbo veritable versatile Stanley Kwan version of the irresponsible Sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of Road Trip vertigo and opacity verve and fun very , very good very , very good reasons very , very slow . very , very slow . It's not the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie . very , very slow . It's not the ultimate Depression-era gangster movie . That's pure PR hype very ambitious very ambitious project very amusing very attractive about this movie very bad Scouse accents very bad feeling very bad sign very bad special effects very basic very believable very best very best movies very best pictures very bleak very bleak day very bright very capable very capable nailbiter very charming and funny very charming and funny movie very choppy and monosyllabic very choppy and monosyllabic despite the fact very clever very cliched very cliched drum very colorful very compelling very compelling , very compelling , sensitive very compelling , sensitive , very compelling , sensitive , intelligent very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive very compelling , sensitive , intelligent and almost cohesive piece very compelling or very compelling or much fun very compelling tale very complex very creatively constructed from figure to backstory very cute very cute , very cute , though very dark and very funny very depressing very depressing movie very different from our own and yet instantly recognizable very difficult very distinctive very distinctive sensibility very effective very enjoyable very enjoyable ... very enjoyable children's very enjoyable children's entertainment very entertaining very entertaining , thought-provoking film very excited at rehashing what was basically a one-joke picture very exciting very experienced very expressive very fast . very fast . The first five minutes will have you talking 'til the end of the year very few laughs and even less surprises very fine very fine movie -- go see it very funny very funny , very funny , but very funny , but not always very funny , heartwarming film very funny , very enjoyable ... very funny as you peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes very funny but too concerned very funny joke very funny movie very funny romantic comedy very funny sequences very good very good ( but not great ) very good . very good acting very good comedic songs very good film very good for what it's trying to do very good job very good movie very good time very good viewing alternative very goofy museum exhibit very handsomely produced very handsomely produced let-down very happy very hollowness very human and very human and very true very human and very true to life very humble very imaginative , very informative very insecure very inspiring or insightful very interesting very interesting . very interesting and very jaundiced very jaundiced few very least very light very little genuine romance very little in the way of insights very little sense very little sense to what's going on here very little story or character very little to add beyond the dark visions already relayed by superb very little to add beyond the dark visions already relayed by superb recent predecessors very lively dream very lucky filmmaker very meticulously but without any passion very mild very minds very moving very moving and very moving and revelatory very moving and revelatory footnote very much a step in the right direction , with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion very much in the mold of feel-good movies very much like life very much like the first movie based on J . 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dialogue very strong very stylish very stylish and very stylish and beautifully photographed very stylish and beautifully photographed , very stylish and beautifully photographed , but very stylish and beautifully photographed , but far more very stylish and beautifully photographed , but far more trouble very stylish but very stylish but ultimately extremely silly very stylish but ultimately extremely silly tale very sweet very talented very talented but underutilized very talented young actors very tasteful very tasteful rock very thrilling very top very top rank very touching very tragic very true very ugly very ugly , very ugly , very fast very valuable very valuable film very very strong very very strong `` B + very watchable very welcome very welcome wit very well very well done very well shot very well shot or very well shot or composed or edited very well-acted very well-made very well-made , very well-made , funny very well-made , funny and very well-made , funny and entertaining very well-made , funny and entertaining picture very well-meaning very well-meaning movie , very witty veteran veterans vex nearly everyone via Kirsten Dunst's remarkable performance via Kirsten Dunst's remarkable performance , he showcases Davies as a young woman of great charm , generosity and diplomacy via a banal script vibes when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is vibrance vibrance and vibrance and warmth vibrant vibrant , and intelligent vibrant , colorful , semimusical vibrant , colorful , semimusical rendition vibrant , colorful world vibrant and vibrant and intoxicating vibrant and intoxicating fashion vibrant charm vibrant creative instincts vibrant introduction vibrant whirlwind vibrant with originality vicarious voyage vicious and vicious and absurd vicious hangover viciously viciously honest viciously honest coming-of-age films victim victim ... and an ebullient affection for industrial-model meat freezers victim to sloppy plotting victim to sloppy plotting , victim to sloppy plotting , an insultingly unbelievable final act and victimized victims victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny victims of the arrogant '' if we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie will be funny '' syndrome victorious victorious revolutionaries video , and video , and so devoid of artifice and purpose video , and so devoid of artifice and purpose that it appears not to have been edited at all video , and so devoid of artifice and purpose that it appears not to have been edited at all . video before month's end video-cam footage vies with pretension -- and sometimes plain wacky implausibility -- vies with pretension -- and sometimes plain wacky implausibility -- throughout Maelstrom . view nor a compelling reason viewed and treasured viewed and treasured for its extraordinary intelligence and originality viewed as a self-reflection or cautionary tale viewed as pure composition and form -- viewer to doze off for a few minutes or make several runs to the concession stand and\/or restroom and not feel as if he or she has missed anything viewers are likely to lose interest before Sandrine viewers don't have to worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances that have overrun modern-day comedies viewers looking for nothing viewers may be hard pressed to retain their lunch viewers may be more exhausted than the athletes onscreen viewers may find themselves wishing they could roll over and take a nap . viewers not amused by the sick sense of humor viewers out in the cold viewers out in the cold and viewers out in the cold and undermines some phenomenal performances viewers out in the cold and undermines some phenomenal performances . viewers recoiling from the reality viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects viewers to question their deepest notions of moral right and wrong viewers will wish there had been more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned . '' viewers willing to take a chance viewers willing to take a chance will be rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances viewers willing to take a chance will be rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances . viewers would be free to leave viewing . The innate theatrics that provide its thrills and extreme emotions lose their luster when flattened onscreen viewing a long soap opera in which only the first episode was any good viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike viewing for its courage , ideas , technical proficiency and great acting viewing in university computer science departments for years to come viewpoints views youthful affluence not as a lost ideal but a starting point views youthful affluence not as a lost ideal but a starting point . vignettes which only prove that ` zany ' doesn't necessarily mean ` funny vile vile , incoherent vile , incoherent mess vile enough vile enough . Do we really need the Tiger Beat version village idiot villain villainous villainous father villainous varmints villains villeneuve spends too much time wallowing in bibi's generic angst ( there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) villeneuve spends too much time wallowing in bibi's generic angst ( there are a lot of shots of her gazing out windows ) . vintage Looney Tunes vintage Spielberg vintage-TV violated violates the letter of Behan's book , but missing violence violence and comic-strip characters violence and whimsy don't combine easily violence and whimsy don't combine easily -- '' Cherish '' certainly isn't dull violence overshadows everything violent violent , self-indulgent and maddening violent and violent and a bit exploitative but also nicely done , morally alert and street-smart violent and mindless violent jealousy virtual roller-coaster ride virtually absent virtually chokes on its own self-consciousness . virtually collapses into an inhalant blackout , maintaining consciousness just long enough to achieve callow pretension virtually everything wrong virtually impossible virtually joyless virtually no virtually no aftertaste virtually no interesting elements virtually no interesting elements for an audience to focus on virtually no one virtually no one is bound to show up at theatres for it virtually no understanding virtually no understanding of it virtually nothing to show virtually plotless virtually unwatchable virtue virtuosic virtuosic set pieces virtuosity virtuoso virtuoso throat-singing virtuous virulent and foul-natured virulently unpleasant excuse visceral , nasty journey visceral and visceral and dangerously honest revelations about the men and machines behind the curtains of our planet visceral and spiritual visceral excitement visceral impact visceral sensation visceral sense viscerally exciting viscerally exciting , and dramatically moving viscerally exciting , and dramatically moving , it's the very definition of epic adventure . viscerally repellent visible enthusiasm vision Clooney sustains throughout vision is beginning to feel visionary visit , this laboratory of laughter visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world visual amazement visual and verbal clichés visual appeal visual charm visual charm or texture visual clarity visual clarity and deeply visual coming right visual delight visual delights visual flair visual flourishes visual gags visual hideousness visual influence visual marvel visual merits visual playfulness visual poetry visual poetry that will , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history visual splendour visual splendour that can be seen in other films visual style visual tour-de-force visual treat visual veneer visual virtues visual virtuosity visualize schizophrenia visualized with such operatic grandeur visually visually and in the writing visually and thematically visually atrocious visually atrocious , visually atrocious , and often downright creepy visually bland visually compelling visually compelling one visually dank visually dazzling visually drab visually drab for its own good visually engrossing visually flashy visually flashy but narratively opaque and visually flashy but narratively opaque and emotionally vapid visually graceful visually inventive visually masterful visually masterful work visually polished visually polished , visually polished , a little funnier visually polished , a little funnier , visually polished , a little funnier , and visually polished , a little funnier , and a little more visually ravishing visually seductive visually seductive , visually sloppy visually smart visually speaking visually striking visually striking and slickly staged visually stunning visually stunning rumination visually transforms the dreary expanse of dead-end distaste the characters inhabit into a poem of art , music and metaphor . visually ugly visually unappealing visually unattractive visually unattractive , visually unattractive , unbearably loud visually unattractive , unbearably loud and visually unattractive , unbearably loud and utterly silly visualmente espectacular y muy entretenida visuals and enveloping sounds vital vital action sequences vital comic ingredient vitality to justify the notion of creating a screen adaptation of Evans ' saga of Hollywood excess vivacious vivid vivid , convincing vivid , convincing performances vivid , spicy footnote vivid , thoughtful , unapologetically raw vivid , thoughtful , unapologetically raw coming-of-age tale vivid , vibrant vivid , vibrant individual vivid as the 19th-century ones vivid characters vivid characters and vivid characters and a warm , moving message vivid cinematic portrait . vivid imagination vivid lead performances vivid performances vivid personality vivid with color , music and life vivid with color , music and life . vivid with color , music and life . Delight your senses and crash this wedding vividly vividly and vividly back vividly captures the chaotic insanity and personal tragedies that are all too abundant when human hatred spews forth unchecked . vividly captures the way young Japanese live now , chafing against their culture's manic mix of millennial brusqueness and undying , traditional politesse . vividly detailed story about newcomers in a strange new world vividly recalls the Cary Grant of Room for One More , Houseboat and Father Goose in its affectionate depiction of the gentle war between a reluctant , irresponsible man and the kid who latches onto him . voice is rather unexceptional void volatile volatile and volatile and overlong volatile and overlong W magazine fashion volatile combination volatile performance volumes about the ability of the human spirit to find solace in events that could easily crush it forever volumes more truth than any ` reality ' show voluptuous cheap effects vomit vomit bath von Sydow ... von Sydow ... is itself Intacto's luckiest stroke vowing , vowing , ` vowing , ` This is going to be something really good vowing , ` This is going to be something really good . ' voyeuristic spectacle vulgar vulgar , sexist vulgar , sexist , racist humour vulgar and forgettably vulgar as vulgar comedy that's definitely an acquired taste vulgar dialogue vulgar dialogue and vulgar dialogue and a plot that crawls along at a snail's pace vulgar highlights vulgar innuendo vulgarities vulgarities in a sequel you can refuse vulgarity vulgarity , sex scenes vulgarity , sex scenes , and vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing wackiness wacky and wacky and inspired wacky and inspired little film wacky and wonderful wacky implausibility wacky sight gags , outlandish color schemes wacky sight gags , outlandish color schemes , wacky sight gags , outlandish color schemes , and corny visual puns wacky talent wacky without clobbering the audience over the head wade through wading wafer-thin wafer-thin movie waged among victims and predators settle into an undistinguished rhythm of artificial suspense waged among victims and predators settle into an undistinguished rhythm of artificial suspense . wait for pay per view or rental wait for the video wait for your pay per view dollar wait till you see Maid in Manhattan wait till you see Maid in Manhattan . wait to see this terrific film with your kids -- if you don't have kids borrow some wait to see what happens next waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new Hal Hartley movie waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new Hal Hartley movie to pore over waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie to pore over waiting for DVD and just skipping straight to her scenes waiting for Frida to just die already waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence waiting for things waiting my whole life waiting my whole life for this movie waiting to spoil things waits grimly for the next shock without developing much attachment to the characters waits grimly for the next shock without developing much attachment to the characters . waits until after halftime to get started waits until after halftime to get started . waking coma walk , to see this barbed and bracing comedy on the big screen walk away walk away without anyone truly knowing your identity walk out of The Good Girl walk out of The Good Girl with mixed emotions -- walk out of the theater not feeling walked away walked away from this new version of E . T . just as I hoped I would -- walked away from this new version of E . T . just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes walked away from this new version of E . T . just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes . walked away from this new version of E.T. walked away from this new version of E.T. just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes walked away from this new version of E.T. just as I hoped I would -- with moist eyes . walked away from this new version of e . t . just as i hoped i would -- with moist eyes walked away not really know who '' they '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care walked away not really know who '' they '' were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care . walked away not really know who `` they '' were , what `` they '' looked like walked out walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible , walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible , '' walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible , '' but walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible , '' but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . In this case zero walked out muttering words like '' horrible '' and '' terrible , '' but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . In this case zero . walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible , walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible , '' walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible , '' but walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible , '' but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost walked out muttering words like `` horrible '' and `` terrible , '' but had so much fun dissing the film that they didn't mind the ticket cost . walked out of Runteldat walked out on a movie walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome walked the delicate tightrope between farcical and loathsome . walking around a foreign city with stunning architecture walking out halfway walking out halfway through walks a tricky tightrope between being wickedly funny and just plain wicked walks a tricky tightrope between being wickedly funny and just plain wicked . walks with a slow , deliberate gait walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance walks with a slow , deliberate gait , chooses his words carefully and subdues his natural exuberance . wall wall-to-wall good time wall-to-wall toe-tapping music to paint a picture of a subculture that is at once exhilarating , silly , perverse , hopeful and always fun walled-off wallowing in Bibi's generic angst wallowing in bibi's generic angst wallowing in hormonal melodrama wallowing in its characters ' frustrations waltzed itself into the art film pantheon wan wan , thinly sketched story . Killing time wander about in thick clouds of denial wander into predictably treacherous situations wander into predictably treacherous situations even though they should know better wander into predictably treacherous situations even though they should know better . wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching wandered wanders wanders all over the map thematically and stylistically , wanders all over the map thematically and stylistically , and borrows heavily from lynch , jeunet , and von trier while failing to find a spark of its own wanders around wanders around in an attempt to seem weird and distanced wanders through CHARLIE completely unaware she needs to show some presence and star quality wanders through CHARLIE completely unaware she needs to show some presence and star quality . wane wane to an inconsistent and ultimately unsatisfying drizzle wanes wanes . wanes dramatically wanna watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? wannabe wannabe . wannabe comedy wannabe comic Adams ' attempts wannabe film wannabe film -- wannabe film -- without the vital comic ingredient of the hilarious writer-director himself wannabe film -- without the vital comic ingredient of the hilarious writer-director himself . wannabe-hip wannabe-hip crime comedy want a real movie want it to be better and more successful than it is want my money back want my money back . want nothing else than to show us a good time want the T-shirt want the story to go on and on want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness want to be jolted out of their gourd want to bolt the theater in the first 10 minutes want to check it out want to consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war , perhaps want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment want to get made-up and go see this movie with my sisters want to get up and dance want to get up and dance . want to hang onto that ski mask , as robbery may be the only way to pay for his next project want to hang out with Samantha want to hate it want to laugh at it want to leave your date behind for this one want to lie down in a dark room with something cool to my brow want to look it up want to miss want to miss About A Boy want to pack raw dough in my ears want to see again want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again want to see it want to see it twice want to see over and over again want to slap it want to slap them want to smash its face in want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . as for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all want to string the bastard up want to string the bastard up . want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead want to take a reality check before you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead want to think too much about what's going on want to think twice before booking passage want to watch want to watch if you only had a week to live want to wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned want you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . wanted so badly for the protagonist wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV wanted to fully capitalize on its lead's specific gifts wanted to leave wanted to leave . wanted to lie on my own deathbed for a while wanted to like much more than I actually did wanted to like much more than I actually did . Sometimes , wanted to make , though Bette Davis , cast as Joan , would have killed him wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled wanting more wanting more answers as the credits wanting more answers as the credits roll wanting to abandon the theater wanting to see another foreign film wants wants desperately to come off as a fanciful film about the typical problems of average people wants them to be part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality wants them to be part of the action , the wallpaper of his chosen reality . Here , thankfully wants to be a kid again , or show it to their own kids wants to be a retro-refitting exercise in campy recall for older fans or a silly , Nickelodeon-esque kiddie flick wants to be a suspenseful horror movie or a weepy melodrama wants to be liked by the people who can still give him work . wants to blend politics and drama , an admirable ambition . It's too bad that the helping hand he uses to stir his ingredients is also a heavy one wants to break free of her old life wants to tweak them with a taste of tangy new humor wants to tweak them with a taste of tangy new humor . war war's war movies war that ensues war-weary marine warm warm , warm , enveloping affection warm , funny warm , fuzzy warm , fuzzy feeling warm , genuine characters warm , genuine characters who lie not through dishonesty , but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones warm , inviting warm , inviting , warm , inviting , and warm , inviting , and surprising warm , moving warm , moving message warm . warm and charming warm and charming package warm and fuzzy warm and gentle warm and gentle romantic comedy warm and well-told warm and well-told tale warm and winning warm and winning central performance warm as it is wise warm but realistic warm but realistic meditation warm glow warm invitation warm nor fuzzy warm our hearts warm performance warm presence warm the hearts of animation enthusiasts of all ages warm up to warm water warm with the cozy feeling of relaxing around old friends warm without ever succumbing to sentimentality warm your heart warm your heart without making you feel guilty about it warm your heart without making you feel guilty about it . warm-blooded empathy warmed over pastiche warmed up to him warmed-over Cold War paranoia warmed-over James Bond adventure warmed-over melodrama warmest warmly warmly extend your arms warmly extend your arms and warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe warmth warmth , wit and interesting characters warmth , wit and interesting characters compassionately portrayed warmth and warmth and gentle warmth and gentle humor warmth and humor warmth and longing warmth and vitality warmth in the coldest environment warmth to go around , with music and laughter warmth to go around , with music and laughter and warmth to go around , with music and laughter and the love of family warn warned warning you warnings warped warped logic warped logic by writer-director Kurt Wimmer warped logic by writer-director Kurt Wimmer at the screenplay level wars wartime wary natives was , I would go back and choose to skip it . was , and started doing nothing but reacting to it - feeling a part of its grand locations , thinking urgently as the protagonists struggled , feeling at the mercy of its inventiveness , gasping at its visual delights was , as my friend David Cross would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' was , by its moods , and by its subtly was , by its moods , and by its subtly transformed star was , uh , Michael Zaidan , was supposed to have like written the screenplay or something was Chen Kaige's assistant for years in China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about was Chen Kaige's assistant for years in China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about . was Daniel Day-Lewis . was a better film was a dark and stormy night was a deserved co-winner of the Audience Award for documentaries at the Sundance Film Festival was a fad that had long since vanished . was a freshman fluke was a good , straightforward tale was a good , straightforward tale , but Time Out is better . It's haunting . was a guilty pleasure was a roaring success was a roaring success when it was released eight years ago was able to overcome his personal obstacles and become a good man was aiming for , it certainly got lost in the '' soon-to-be-forgettable '' section of the quirky rip-off prison romp pile . It's petty thievery like this that puts flimsy flicks like this behind bars was amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario , and greatly impressed by the skill of the actors involved in the enterprise was amused and entertained by the unfolding of Bielinsky's cleverly constructed scenario , and greatly impressed by the skill of the actors involved in the enterprise . was an amusing lark that will probably rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies . was an honest effort was any doubt that Peter O'Fallon didn't have an original bone in his body was as graceful was as superficial was as superficial as the forced New Jersey lowbrow accent Uma had was at least funny was beginning to hate it was being attempted here that stubbornly refused to gel was better was better than Saving Private Ryan was better than Saving Private Ryan . He may have meant the Internet short Saving Ryan's Privates . was better the first time was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of Jesus ' Son was bored and ... decided to make a dull , pretentious version of jesus ' son was botched in execution was captured by this movie when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier was chuckling at all the wrong times was covered earlier and much better in Ordinary People was created for the non-fan to figure out what makes Wilco a big deal was developed hastily after Oedekerk was done better in Wilder's Some Like It Hot is like saying the sun rises in the east was done better in Wilder's Some Like It Hot is like saying the sun rises in the east . was entranced was entranced . was essentially , was ever a movie where the upbeat ending feels like a copout was ever made for the Lifetime cable television network was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the Exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism . was feeling this movie until it veered off too far into the exxon zone , and left me behind at the station looking for a return ticket to realism was filled with shootings , beatings , and more cussing than you could shake a stick at was filled with shootings , beatings , and more cussing than you could shake a stick at . was followed by the bad idea was fundamentally unknowable even to his closest friends was funny was given free reign over this project was glad was glad when it was over was god awful was hard for me was his forte was i scared ? only at the prospect of beck's next project . let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp was i scared ? only at the prospect of beck's next project . let's see , a haunted house , a haunted ship , what's next ... ghost blimp ? was immensely enjoyable was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances by both Steve Buscemi and Rosario Dawson was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances by both Steve Buscemi and Rosario Dawson ... was immensely enjoyable thanks to great performances by both steve buscemi and rosario dawson was impressed by how many tit-for-tat retaliatory responses the filmmakers allow before pulling the plug on the conspirators and averting an American-Russian Armageddon was inexplicably rushed to the megaplexes before its time was influenced by some of the filmmakers who have directed him , especially the Coen brothers and Steven Soderbergh was inspired was just a matter of ` eh was just a matter of ` eh . ' was just an ordinary big-screen star was kind of terrific was kind of terrific once was lazy but enjoyable was long , intricate , star-studded and visually flashy was longer than an hour was looking for something hard with which to bludgeon myself unconscious was looking for something hard with which to bludgeon myself unconscious . was made by and for those folks who collect the serial killer cards and are fascinated by the mere suggestion of serial killers . was made by and for those folks who collect the serial killer cards and are fascinated by the mere suggestion of serial killers . For the rest of us , sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment was made by and for those folks who collect the serial killer cards and are fascinated by the mere suggestion of serial killers . For the rest of us , sitting through Dahmer's two hours amounts to little more than punishment . was made by some very stoned college students was made for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker was made to get laughs from the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions was made to get laughs from the slowest person in the audience -- just pure slapstick with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions . was made with careful attention to detail was made with careful attention to detail and was made with careful attention to detail and is well-acted by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal was made without much thought was making no sense at all was more diverting and thought-provoking was more diverting and thought-provoking than I'd expected it to be was more diverting and thought-provoking than I'd expected it to be . was more fun when his characters were torturing each other psychologically and talking about their genitals in public was more melodramatic wasn't Shakespeare whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV wasn't a good movie wasn't all that great to begin with wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be wasn't at least watchable wasn't enough wasn't feeling any of it wasn't just bad wasn't one of the film's virtues wasn't one of the film's virtues . wasn't the subject matter that ultimately defeated the film ... It was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second was obviously made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction was obviously made for the `` XXX '' crowd , people who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction . was once an amoral assassin just like the ones who are pursuing him was one of the year's murkiest , intentionally obscure and self-indulgent pictures was only was only a matter of time before some savvy producer saw the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo was only a matter of time before some savvy producer saw the potential success inherent in the mixture of Bullock Bubble and Hugh Goo . was otherwise a fascinating , riveting story was painful was painful . was particularly funny was perplexed to watch it unfold with an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness was perplexed to watch it unfold with an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness . was poetically romantic and full was poetically romantic and full of indelible images was probably more fun to make than it is to sit through was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way and was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way and demographically targeted to please every one ( and no one ) was produced by Jerry Bruckheimer and directed by Joel Schumacher , and reflects the worst of their shallow styles : wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way and demographically targeted to please every one ( and no one ) . was put through torture for an hour and a half was rather clever was reading the minds of the audience was reading the minds of the audience . was reportedly rewritten a dozen times was right about Blade was right to cut was so endlessly was so endlessly , grotesquely was so endlessly , grotesquely , was so endlessly , grotesquely , inventive was so uninspiring was so uninspiring that even a story immersed in love , lust , and sin couldn't keep my attention was so uninspiring that even a story immersed in love , lust , and sin couldn't keep my attention . was so weak was subtle and mystifying in the novella was surprised at how quickly it faded from my memory was that Santa bumps up against 21st century reality so hard was the best the contest received was the unfulfilling , incongruous , `` wait a second was time on that second round to see the subtleties of Ramsay's portrait of grief was time on that second round to see the subtleties of Ramsay's portrait of grief . was too hard on '' The Mothman Prophecies '' was too overbearing was trying to decide what annoyed me most about God is Great was trying to do than of what he had actually done was unable to get the full brunt of the comedy was unable to reproduce the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight was unable to reproduce the special spark between the characters that made the first film such a delight . was ushered in by The Full Monty and is still straining to produce another smash was utterly charming was utterly charming . was vile enough was vile enough . was vile enough . Do we really need the Tiger Beat version was vile enough . Do we really need the Tiger Beat version ? was watching a documentary about the wartime Navajos was when Green threw medical equipment at a window ; not because it was particularly funny , but because I had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration was when Green threw medical equipment at a window ; not because it was particularly funny , but because I had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration . was witty was witty . was witty . Mocking them now is an exercise in pointlessness . was worse . was worse . '' was worth your seven bucks was written for no one washed away washed away by sumptuous ocean visuals and the cinematic stylings of director John Stockwell washed out washed out despite all of that waste waste a moment waste of time , money and celluloid waste the talents of Robert Forster , Anne Meara , Eugene Levy , and Reginald VelJohnson all in the same movie waste their talent waste their talent on parodies of things waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest waste their talent on parodies of things they probably thought were funniest when they were high waste their time waste their time on it waste viewers ' time waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this wasted wasted . wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 wasted 123 minutes and $ 9.50 on this 21st century wasted a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential wasted a lot of their time ( including mine ) on something very inconsequential . wasted by a script that takes few chances and manages to insult the intelligence of everyone in the audience wasted in it wasted in this crass , low-wattage endeavor wasted like DeNiro's once promising career and the once grand Long Beach boardwalk wasted minutes of Sandler wasted minutes of Sandler as the voice-over hero in Columbia Pictures ' perverse idea of an animated holiday movie wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie wasted potential waster ' wastes wastes all its star power on cliched or meaningless roles wastes all its star power on cliched or meaningless roles . wastes an exceptionally good idea wastes an exceptionally good idea . wastes its time wastes its time on mood wastes its time on mood rather than wastes its time on mood rather than riding with the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise up the social ladder wastes its time on mood rather than riding with the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise up the social ladder . wastes the talents of its attractive young leads wasting wasting away wasting away inside unnecessary films wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama watch , giggle watch , giggle and watch , giggle and get watch , giggle and get an adrenaline boost watch , giggle and get an adrenaline boost without feeling like you've completely lowered your entertainment standards watch Arnold and his buddy Gerald bounce off a quirky cast of characters watch Huppert scheming , with her small , intelligent eyes as steady as any noir villain watch Jackson , who also served as executive producer , take his smooth , shrewd , powerful act abroad watch Robert DeNiro belt out watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet watch Snatch again watch Some Body watch Witherspoon's talents watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , watch Witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like Legally Blonde and Sweet Home Abomination , I mean , Alabama watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped watch a movie in which a guy dressed as a children's party clown gets violently gang-raped ? watch a solid tale watch a solid tale about a universally interesting soul watch and -- especially -- to listen to watch as a good spaghetti western watch as it is enlightening to listen to new sides of a previous reality , and to visit with some of the people who were able to make an impact in the theater world watch because Sandler , liberated from the constraints of formula , reveals unexpected depths as an actor watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , watch for that sense of openness , the little surprises watch for that sense of openness , the little surprises . watch if you only had a week to live watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L.A.'s show-biz and media watch it unfold with an astonishing lack of passion or uniqueness watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . one another watch middle-age and older men drink to excess , piss on trees , b . s . one another and put on a show in drag watch on video at home watch people watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves watch performing in a film that is only mildly diverting watch the film watch the film , which director Gerardo Vera has drenched in swoony music and fever-pitched melodrama watch the film twice watch the movie watch them because you can't wait to see what they do next watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs watch them go about their daily activities for two whole hours watch these two watch these two together watch these two together again watch these two together again in a New York minute watch this movie watch with kids and use to introduce video as art watch witherspoon's talents watch witherspoon's talents wasting away inside unnecessary films like legally blonde and sweet home abomination , i mean , alabama watch your Merchant Ivory productions watchable watchable . watchable . Even more baffling is that it's funny watchable by a bravura performance watchable movie watchable stuff watchable stuff . watchable yet hardly memorable . watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal watched the brainless insanity of No Such Thing watched the brainless insanity of No Such Thing with mounting disbelief watched the brainless insanity of No Such Thing with mounting disbelief . watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original watches his own appearance on Letterman with a clinical eye watchful watching A Walk To Remember watching De Niro and Crystal having fun watching Disney scrape the bottom of its own cracker barrel watching Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role watching Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , watching Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , is riveting watching Huppert , a great actress tearing into a landmark role , is riveting . watching Seinfeld ( who is also one of the film's producers ) do everything he can to look like a good guy watching Slim travel incognito in a ridiculous wig no respectable Halloween costume shop would ever try to sell watching Spy watching a 76-minute commercial watching a child suffer watching a dress rehearsal watching a dress rehearsal the week watching a glorified episode of '' 7th Heaven watching a miserable relationship unfold in real time watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker watching a nightmare made flesh watching a rerun watching a soap opera watching a transcript of a therapy session brought to humdrum life by some Freudian puppet watching an iceberg melt -- only watching as it develops watching beanie and his gang put together his slasher video from spare parts and borrowed materials is as much fun as it must have been for them to make it watching beanie and his gang put together his slasher video from spare parts and borrowed materials is as much fun as it must have been for them to make it . watching blobby old-school cgi animation watching blobby old-school cgi animation in this superlarge format watching intelligent people making a movie watching it is like being trapped at a bad rock concert watching it leaves you giddy watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead watching it leaves you giddy . Half Past Dead is just such an achievement watching its rote plot points watching its rote plot points connect is about as exciting as gazing at an egg timer for 93 minutes watching monkeys flinging their feces at you watching the proverbial paint dry watching the proverbial paint dry would be a welcome improvement watching the spectacle of a promising young lad treading desperately in a nasty sea , shed an errant tear watching these two actors play against each other so intensely , but with restraint , is a treat watching these two actors play against each other so intensely , but with restraint , is a treat . watching this digital-effects-heavy , supposed family-friendly comedy watching this film nearly provoked me to take my own life watching this film nearly provoked me to take my own life . watching this film nearly provoked me to take my own life . And watching this film nearly provoked me to take my own life . And if The Hours wins ` Best Picture ' I just might watching this film nearly provoked me to take my own life . And if The Hours wins ` Best Picture ' I just might . watching this film with an audience full of teenagers fixating on its body humour and reinforcement of stereotypes watching this meaningless downer watching this saccharine , Easter-egg-colored concoction watching this waste of time watching your favorite pet get buried alive watching your neighbor's home videos water ' story . You've seen them a million times . Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die . water torture water torture seem appealing watered down watered down the version of the one watered down the version of the one before watered-down watered-down it almost loses what made you love it waterlogged equivalent waterlogged script waters it down waters it down , waters it down , turning grit and vulnerability into light reading watery tones wavers between Hallmark card sentimentality and goofy , life-affirming moments straight out of a cellular phone commercial waxes poetic far too much for our taste way cheaper ( and better ) way fears and slights way of what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material way off way original way to bend current technique to the service of a vision of the past that is faithful to both architectural glories and commanding open spaces of the city as it was more than two centuries ago way to bring happiness to their loved ones way to demonstrate the virtues of the IMAX format way to effectively teach kids about the dangers of drugs way to entertain or inspire its viewers way to go before it reaches the level of crudity in the latest Austin Powers extravaganza way to lay bare the tragedies of its setting with a good deal of warmth and humor way to make J . K . Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore way to make J.K. Rowling's marvelous series into a deadly bore way to spend ninety minutes way to tolerate this insipid , brutally clueless film way too full way too full of itself way too much indulgence of scene-chewing , teeth-gnashing actorliness way too mushy -- and in a relatively short amount of time way-cool way-cool by a basic , credible compassion waydowntown acknowledges the silent screams of workaday inertia but stops short of indulging its characters ' striving solipsism . waydowntown manages to nail the spirit-crushing ennui of denuded urban living without giving in to it . waydowntown may not be an important movie , or even a good one waydowntown may not be an important movie , or even a good one , waydowntown may not be an important movie , or even a good one , but it provides a nice change of mindless pace in collision with the hot Oscar season currently underway waydowntown may not be an important movie , or even a good one , but it provides a nice change of mindless pace in collision with the hot Oscar season currently underway . ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults wayward wayward teen wayward wooden one wazoo and sets we'd live in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve we'll ever come to looking through a photographer's viewfinder as he works we'll keep watching the skies for his next project we're left thinking the only reason to make the movie is because present standards allow for plenty of nudity we're looking back at a tattered and ugly past with rose-tinted glasses we're meant to buy that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G . I . Jane . we're meant to buy that this doting mother would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G.I. Jane . we're not supposed to take it seriously we're seeing something purer than the real thing we're subjected to one mind-numbingly lengthy riff on poo and pee jokes after another we're to slap protagonist Genevieve LePlouff because she's French we're touched by the film's conviction that all life centered on that place , that time and that sport we're wrapped up in the characters , how they make their choices , and why we've all seen bits of in other films we've been here , done that we've come to expect , including the assumption that '' crazy '' people are innocent , childlike and inherently funny we've learned the hard way just how complex international terrorism is we've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . we've marveled at Disney's rendering of water , snow , flames and shadows in a hand-drawn animated world . Prepare to marvel again . we've seen ( Eddie ) Murphy do the genial-rogue shtick to death , but because the plot is equally hackneyed we've seen just about everything in Blue Crush in one form or the other . we've shared a great adventure . we , today , can prevent its tragic waste of life we `` don't care about the truth we a sick society we all can't stand we all could have stopped watching long ago . we all have in our hearts for acceptance within the family circle we all lose track of ourselves by trying we all need a playful respite from the grind to refresh our souls we also need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No . 9 . we also need movies like Tim McCann's Revolution No. 9 . we are forced to reflect that its visual imagination is breathtaking we are left with something like two ships passing in the night rather than any insights into gay love , we are on the backs of our parents we are undeniably touched . we associate with Cage's best acting we believe in them we can't recommend anything but a rental for The Tuxedo we call the ` wow ' factor we can enjoy as mild escapism we can enjoy it anyway . we care about the story we cut to a new scene , which also appears to be the end . we delight in the images we deserve the trash that we get . we didn't get more re-creations of all those famous moments from the show we do indeed feel for them . we don't avert our eyes for a moment we don't avert our eyes for a moment . we don't demand a standard of quality for the art that we choose we don't get Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile , we don't get Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile , and we don't get Williams ' usual tear and a smile , just sneers and bile , and the spectacle is nothing short of refreshing . we don't like we expect from military epics we feel as if the film careens from one colorful event to another without respite we feel as if we're seeing something purer than the real thing we feel isn't mainly suspense or excitement we feel that we truly know what makes Holly and Marina tick we find ourselves longing for the block of wood to come back . we find ourselves surprised at how much we care about the story we fully understand all the sexual permutations involved we get a cinematic postcard that's superficial and unrealized . we get a stab at soccer hooliganism , a double-barreled rip-off of Quentin Tarantino's climactic shootout -- and Meat Loaf explodes . we get an ugly , mean-spirited lashing out by an adult who's apparently been forced by his kids to watch too many Barney videos . we get in FearDotCom is more like something from a bad Clive Barker movie . In other words we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind we got Ten Little Indians meets Friday the 13th by way of Clean and Sober , filmed on the set of Carpenter's The Thing and loaded with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat . we grow attached to their lives , full of strength , warmth and vitality . we had no trouble sitting for Blade II . we had to endure last summer we had to endure last summer , we had to endure last summer , and we have a bad , bad , bad movie we have absolutely no idea who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching . we have come to love we have given up to acquire the fast-paced contemporary society we haven't seen on the big screen before we haven't seen on the big screen before , we haven't seen on the big screen before , and it's a story that we as Americans , and human beings , should know we have no idea what in creation is going on we have poignancy jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , that it looks neat we have poignancy jostling against farce , thoughtful dialogue elbowed aside by one-liners , and a visual style that incorporates rotoscope animation for no apparent reason except , maybe , that it looks neat . we hold dear about cinema , only now it's begun to split up so that it can do even more damage we just can't get no satisfaction we just don't really care too much about this love story . in that setting we just don't really care too much about this love story . in that setting , we just don't really care too much about this love story . in that setting , their struggle we just don't really care too much about this love story . in that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting we just don't really care too much about this love story . in that setting , their struggle is simply too ludicrous and borderline insulting . we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy . we keep getting torn away from the compelling historical tale to a less-compelling soap opera we keep seeing the same movie with roughly the same people every year we learn that Andrew's Turnabout Is Fair Play is every bit as awful as Borchardt's Coven we make underneath such a mountain of clichés and borrowed images we need stories so much we never really feel involved with the story , as all of its ideas remain just that : abstract ideas we never really feel involved with the story , as all of its ideas remain just that : abstract ideas . we never really get inside of them . we often reel in when we should be playing out we only know as an evil , monstrous lunatic we only wish we could have spent more time in its world we put together a wry white man and a chatty black man and give them guns , the movie we really haven't had a good cheesy B-movie playing in theaters since ... well ... since last week's Reign of Fire we really need a 77-minute film to tell us exactly why a romantic relationship between a 15-year-old boy and a 40-year-old woman doesn't work ? we recognize even without the Elizabethan prose , the play behind the thing we root for ( clara and paul ) , even like them , though perhaps it's an emotion closer to pity . we root for the patronized Iranian lad we root for the patronized Iranian lad . we still don't feel enough of an attachment to these guys to care one way or another we value in our daily lives we want to help -- or hurt we would expect nothing less from this bunch we would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at weak weak , manipulative , pencil-thin story weak and weak and ineffective weak and ineffective ghost story weak and strong weak claims weak direction weak movie weak on detail weak on detail and weak on detail and strong on personality weak or weak or careless weak or careless performance weak payoff weak script weakened weakened by a miscast leading lady weaker weaker than most weakest weakest movie weaknesses wealth wear down wear down possible pupils wear down possible pupils through repetition wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds wear over his head when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers wear thin wear thin on all wear thin with repetition wear you out wear you out and wear you out and make you misty even when you don't weariness wearing a cloak of unsentimental , straightforward text wearing low-cut gowns wearing low-cut gowns , not making snappy comebacks wearing the somewhat cumbersome 3D goggles wearisome wearisome amid leaden pacing and indifferent craftsmanship ( most notably wretched sound design ) wears wears down the story's more cerebral , and likable , plot elements wears its B-movie heritage wears its empowerment wears its empowerment on its sleeve wears its heart wears its heart on its sleeve for all wears its heart on the sleeve of its gaudy Hawaiian shirt wears out wears out her welcome in her most charmless performance wears out its limited welcome wears out its welcome as tryingly as the title character wears out its welcome as tryingly as the title character . wears thin wears thin -- then out -- when there's nothing else happening wears you down like a dinner guest showing off his doctorate weary weathered weave a protective cocoon around his own ego weaves a carefully balanced scenario that is controlled by neither character weaves a carefully balanced scenario that is controlled by neither character , weaves a carefully balanced scenario that is controlled by neither character , is weirdly sympathetic to both weaves a carefully balanced scenario that is controlled by neither character , is weirdly sympathetic to both and weaves a carefully balanced scenario that is controlled by neither character , is weirdly sympathetic to both and manages to be tender and darkly comic weaves a carefully balanced scenario that is controlled by neither character , is weirdly sympathetic to both and manages to be tender and darkly comic . weaves both the elements of the plot and a powerfully evocative mood combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise weaves both the elements of the plot and a powerfully evocative mood combining heated sexuality with a haunting sense of malaise . weaves this novelistic story of entangled interrelationships and complex morality weaves this novelistic story of entangled interrelationships and complex morality . weaves us into a complex web weaves us into a complex web . weaving a theme weaving a theme throughout this funny film weaving themes among three strands which allow us to view events as if through a prism wedding sequence wedgie wedgie heaven . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning weep for the future when a good portion of the respected critical community in this country consider Blue Crush to be an intelligent film about young women weep for the future when a good portion of the respected critical community in this country consider Blue Crush to be an intelligent film about young women . weeping weepy weepy Southern bore-athon . weepy melodrama weigh down the plot so heavily that they drain all the film of its energy weigh down the plot so heavily that they drain all the film of its energy and weigh down the plot so heavily that they drain all the film of its energy and needlessly strain credibility weighed down by supporting characters who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil weighed down with agonizing contrivances , overheated pathos weighed down with agonizing contrivances , overheated pathos and weighed down with agonizing contrivances , overheated pathos and long , wistful gazes weighs down weighs down his capricious fairy-tale weighs down the tale with bogus profundities weighs down the tale with bogus profundities . weighs it down weighs it down with too many characters and events , all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne weighs no more than a glass of flat champagne . weightless fairy tale weightless that a decent draft in the auditorium might blow it off the screen weightless that a decent draft in the auditorium might blow it off the screen . weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , weighty revelations , flowery dialogue , and nostalgia for the past weird weird , wacky and wonderful weird , wonderful weird , wonderful , and not necessarily for kids weird \/ Thinking about all the bad things in the world \/ Like puppies with broken legs \/ And butterflies that die \/ And movies starring pop queens weird amalgam weird and charmingly weird and distanced weird and wonderful weird and wonderful comedy weird little movie weird performances and weird resonances weirded weirdly weirdly appealing weirdly beautiful weirdly beautiful place weirdly engaging and unpredictable character pieces weirdly fascinating weirdly likable weirdly unemotional spectacle weirdness weirdness for the sake of weirdness weirdo actor Crispin Glover weirdo actor Crispin Glover screwing things up old school weissman and bill weber benefit enormously welcome , if downbeat , missive welcome and heartwarming welcome and heartwarming addition welcome breeziness welcome contrast welcome in her most charmless welcome or accept The Trials of Henry Kissinger as faithful portraiture welcome perspective welcome pinch welcome relief welcome role models welcome step welcome to see a Chinese film depict a homosexual relationship in a mature and frank fashion welcome wit welcome with audiences welcomed welcomed tens of thousands of German Jewish refugees welcomes welcomes a dash of the avant-garde fused with their humor well well , I'm not exactly sure what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop well , it's also rarely coherent . well , it's probably not accurate to call it a movie well , just stuff well , just stuff . Watching Scarlet Diva , one is poised for titillation , raw insight or both . Instead , we just get messy anger , a movie as personal therapy well , skip to another review well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' near the end well , that even a simple '' Goddammit ! '' near the end takes on a whole other meaning well . The problem well acted well acted and well acted and well intentioned well acted by Diane Lane and Richard Gere . well acted by the four primary actors well and living well be the most comprehensive of these films and also strike closest to the truth well because this film , unlike other Dumas adaptations , is far more likened to a treasure than a lengthy jail sentence well directed well done well done , but slow well done and perfectly well dressed well dressed and well made well edited so that it certainly doesn't feel like a film that strays past the two and a half mark well enough well established well executed . well executed . If you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' well integrated well intentioned well loved classic well made well made , but doesn't generate a lot of tension . well paced and satisfying well paced and satisfying little drama well played well plotted , visually striking well shot well shot and well shot and very tragic well shot and very tragic , and one to ponder after the credits roll well spent well to cram earplugs well together well told . well used well worth well worth revisiting well worth revisiting as many times well worth revisiting as many times as possible well worth the time well worth watching well worth your time well worthwhile well written and directed with brutal honesty and respect for its audience . well wrought well-acted well-acted , well-acted , and finely directed well-acted , bald well-acted , but well-acted , character-driven comedy well-acted , weirdly retro thriller well-acted , weirdly retro thriller that recalls a raft of '60s and '70s European-set spy pictures well-acted and well-acted and thought-provoking well-acted and well-intentioned well-acted but dangerously slow well-acted by James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal well-acted movie well-acted tale well-acted television melodrama well-balanced well-balanced fashion well-behaved film well-behaved film , which ticks off Kahlo's lifetime milestones with the dutiful precision of a tax accountant well-characterized well-conceived well-constructed well-constructed narrative well-contructed well-crafted well-crafted family film well-crafted film well-crafted letdown . well-crafted psychological study well-defined well-defined sense well-deserved well-deserved reputation well-detailed well-developed well-developed characters well-directed well-directed , well-acted , bald well-directed and well-directed and , for all its moodiness , well-directed and , for all its moodiness , not too well-done well-done film well-drawn , if standard issue , characters well-edited well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald well-established well-established genre well-executed well-executed spy-thriller . well-formed well-formed satire well-honed well-intentioned well-intentioned , well-intentioned , but shamelessly manipulative movie well-intentioned effort well-intentioned remake well-known well-known narrative gamesmanship well-lensed well-made well-made , funny and entertaining well-made PB & J sandwich well-made and well-made and often lovely well-made and often lovely depiction well-made and satisfying well-made and satisfying thriller well-made entertainment well-made evocation well-made pizza well-made thriller well-meaning well-meaning , beautifully produced film well-meaning and well-meaning and sincere well-meaning clunkiness well-meaning to a fault well-meaning to a fault , well-meaning to a fault , antwone fisher well-meaning to a fault , antwone fisher manages the dubious feat of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy well-meaning to a fault , antwone fisher manages the dubious feat of turning one man's triumph of will into everyman's romance comedy . well-meaningness well-mounted well-mounted history lesson well-observed well-observed and well-observed and disturbing little movie well-oiled machine well-oiled machine , well-paced well-paced and well-paced and ultimately well-produced well-put-together well-put-together piece well-rounded well-rounded tribute well-shaped dramas well-shot well-shot and , importantly , entertaining well-structured well-structured film well-thought well-thought stunts well-thought stunts or well-thought stunts or a car chase well-timed well-timed explosion well-told well-worn situations well-worn video box cover well-written well-written , well-edited , well-directed , well-acted , bald well-written and well-written and occasionally challenging well-written and occasionally challenging social drama well-written as Sexy Beast well-written television series where you've missed the first half-dozen episodes and probably won't see the next six . well-wrought well-wrought story welled up in my eyes both times wending its way to an uninspired philosophical epiphany went astray went back went back to Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No . 1 drips with style and , at times , blood went back to Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and , at times , blood went back to Newcastle , the first half of Gangster No. 1 drips with style and , at times , blood . went out gunning to make a great one went out gunning to make a great one . went over my head went over my head or went over my head or -- considering just went over my head or -- considering just how low brow it is went to see the attraction for the sole reason that it was hot outside and there was air conditioning inside went undercover as women in a German factory during World War II ? Um , no . went wrong were , what '' they '' looked like . Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care were a person were a series of Bible parables and not an actual story were a staple of exploitation theater programming were able to make an impact in the theater world were actually surprising were actually surprising ? When the violence actually shocked ? When the heroes were actually under 40 were actually under 40 were afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn were afraid to show this movie to reviewers before its opening , afraid of the bad reviews they thought they'd earn . were all comedy were all over this `` un-bear-able '' project were already tired were an obligation were any more of a turkey were as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as the attics to which they were inevitably consigned were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one were convinced to waste their time were far more entertaining than I had expected were far more entertaining than i had expected were fulfilling a gross-out quota for an anticipated audience demographic instead of shaping the material to fit the story were funniest were funny ( enough ) or exciting ( enough ) were hailed as the works of an artist . were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care were hoping `` Ecks vs. Sever '' or `` xXx '' was going to be were imposed for the sake of commercial sensibilities were in diapers when the original was released in 1987 ... this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along were insulted were it not for the striking , quietly vulnerable personality of Ms. Ambrose were less densely plotted were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized . were made by a highly gifted 12-year-old instead of a grown man were made for the palm screen were made to share the silver screen were made to share the silver screen . were more repulsive were more repulsive than the first 30 or 40 minutes weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is weren't as much about gender , sexual preference or political agitprop weren't as much about gender , sexual preference or political agitprop as they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create weren't as much about gender , sexual preference or political agitprop as they were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create . weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play were once amusing were paying dues for good books unread were put to sleep by the movie were put to sleep by the movie and were put to sleep by the movie and had a nightmare were simply were simply a triumph of the indomitable human will to rebel , connect and create were stripped of most of his budget and all of his sense of humor were tales that had been handed down since the beginning of time were that grand a failure were the people who paid to see it . were watching monkeys flinging their feces at you . were wonderful were worried were written by somebody else were your idea of a good time at the movies wes craven's presence is felt wes craven's presence is felt ; wes craven's presence is felt ; not the craven of ' a nightmare on elm street ' or ` the hills have eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` deadly friend wes craven's presence is felt ; not the craven of ' a nightmare on elm street ' or ` the hills have eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` deadly friend . wes craven's presence is felt ; not the craven of ' a nightmare on elm street ' or ` the hills have eyes , ' but the sad schlock merchant of ` deadly friend . ' wet burlap sack wet stick what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care what's attracting audiences to Unfaithful what's best about what's best about Drumline is its energy what's even more remarkable what's even more remarkable is the integrity of DeVito's misanthropic vision what's going on here what's happening but you'll be blissfully exhausted what's lacking in every character in this movie and , subsequently , the movie itself what's left of his passe ' chopsocky glory what's missing from Blackboards -- the sense of something bigger , some ultimate point what's missing from this material what's missing from this material is any depth of feeling what's missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay and liking to read what's missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough what's missing in murder by numbers is any real psychological grounding for the teens ' deviant behavior . being latently gay and liking to read are hardly enough . what's next ... ghost blimp what's nice is that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script what's nice is that there's a casual intelligence that permeates the script . what's on Saturday morning TV especially the pseudo-educational stuff we all can't stand what's supposed to be a comedy what's the point what's the point ? what's with all the shooting what's worse , routine what -- and has all the dramatic weight of a raindrop what ?!? what Hibiscus grandly called his ` angels of light what I like about Men With Brooms and what is kind of special what I like about Men With Brooms and what is kind of special is how the film knows what's unique and quirky about Canadians what I liked about it what IMAX was made for : Strap on a pair of 3-D goggles , shut out the real world , and take a vicarious voyage to the last frontier -- space what New Best Friend does not have , beginning with the minor omission of a screenplay what Sex With Strangers actually shows may put you off the idea forever . what a banal bore the preachy Circuit turns out to be what a concept what a concept , what an idea , what a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen what a concept , what an idea , what a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen . what a film can be what a fine documentary does best what a gnat is to a racehorse what a reckless what a reckless squandering what a reckless squandering of four fine what a reckless squandering of four fine acting talents what a thrill ride what a thrill ride . what a thrill ride . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen what a thrill ride . this is a more fascinating look at the future than '' bladerunner '' what a world we'd live in if Argento's Hollywood counterparts ... had this much imagination and nerve what allows it to rank with its worthy predecessors what an idea what an idea , what a thrill ride what an idea , what a thrill ride . what an idea , what a thrill ride . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen what an idea , what a thrill ride . This is a more fascinating look at the future than '' Bladerunner '' and one of the most high-concept sci fi adventures attempted for the screen . what an unhappy , repressed and twisted personal life their tormentor deserved . These people are really going to love The Piano Teacher what annoyed me most about God is Great what anyone saw in this film that allowed it to get made what are adults doing in the theater at all ? what began as an intriguing look at youth fizzles into a dull , ridiculous attempt at heart-tugging what can be gleaned from this three-hour endurance test built around an hour's worth of actual material what can easily be considered career-best performances what can only be characterized as robotic sentiment what comes from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings what comes from taking John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars and eliminating the beheadings . In other words , about as bad a film you're likely to see all year what could've been an impacting film what could have what could have been a confusing and horrifying vision into an intense and engrossing head-trip what could have been a more multifaceted look at this interesting time and place what critics have come to term an '' ambitious failure what critics have come to term an `` ambitious failure what debt Miramax felt they owed to Benigni what emerges is an unsettling picture of childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice . promises what emerges is an unsettling picture of childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice . promises is a compelling piece that demonstrates just how well children can be trained to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish what emerges is an unsettling picture of childhood innocence combined with indoctrinated prejudice . promises is a compelling piece that demonstrates just how well children can be trained to live out and carry on their parents ' anguish . what gives Human Nature its unique feel what gives Human Nature its unique feel is Kaufman's script what good the execution of a mentally challenged woman could possibly do what great cinema can really do what happened in 1915 Armenia ? No . And that is where Ararat went astray what happens when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn what has happened already to so many silent movies , newsreels what has happened already to so many silent movies , newsreels and the like . The unexpected thing is that its dying , in this shower of black-and-white psychedelia , is quite beautiful what he's already done way too often what he could make with a decent budget what he does best what he gets instead has all the lyricism of a limerick scrawled in a public restroom what is almost certainly going to go down as the worst -- and only -- killer website movie of this or any other year what is and always has been remarkable about clung-to traditions what is captured during the conceptual process doesn't add up to a sufficient explanation of what the final dance work , the selection , became in its final form what is captured during the conceptual process doesn't add up to a sufficient explanation of what the final dance work , the selection , became in its final form . what is essentially a whip-crack of a buddy movie that ends with a whimper what is essentially an extended soap opera what is in many ways a fresh and dramatically substantial spin on the genre what is kind of special what is missing from it what is missing from it all is a moral . What is the filmmakers ' point ? Why did they deem it necessary to document all this emotional misery what is nothing more than two guys beating the hell outta what is otherwise a cliche-riddled but self-serious spy thriller what is otherwise a sumptuous work of B-movie imagination what is really an amusing concept what is really an amusing concept -- a high-tech tux that transforms its wearer into a superman what is surely the funniest and most accurate depiction of writer what is the point ? what it's trying to say and what it does with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism what it is -- a nice , harmless date film what it is supposed to be , but can't really call it a work of art what it lacks in originality what it lacks in outright newness what it lacks in outright newness . Plus , like I already mentioned what it means sometimes to be inside looking out , and at other times outside looking in what it promises , just not well enough to recommend it what it promises : A look at the '' wild ride '' that ensues when brash young men set out to conquer the online world with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans what it was that made the story relevant in the first place what it would be like to be smack in the middle of a war zone armed with nothing but a camera what keeps this slightly disappointing sequel going , with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained what kind of sewage what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance what looks like a juicy , delicious plum on a hot summer day what made Allen's romantic comedies so pertinent and enduring what made old-time B movies good-bad that makes Eight Legged Freaks a perfectly entertaining summer diversion what made you love it what makes Dover Kosashvili's outstanding feature debut so potent what makes Shanghai Ghetto move beyond a good , dry , reliable textbook what makes Shanghai Ghetto move beyond a good , dry , reliable textbook and what allows it to rank with its worthy predecessors what makes Vincent tick , but perhaps any definitive explanation for it would have felt like a cheat what makes it interesting as a character study is the fact that the story is told from Paul's perspective what makes it irresistible what makes it transporting is that it's also one of the smartest what makes it worth a recommendation what makes it worth the trip to the theatre what makes it worthwhile what makes the movie fresh what makes their project so interesting what may be his most demented film to date what may be the performances of their careers what might be going on inside each trailer park you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster what mostly resembles a real-life , big-budget NC-17 version of Tank Girl what movies are supposed to be what on earth is going on what once was conviction what once was conviction is now affectation what passes for sex in the movies look like cheap hysterics what punk what punk rock music what punk rock music used to be what really makes it special what really makes it special is that it pulls us into its world , gives us a hero whose suffering and triumphs we can share , surrounds him with interesting characters and sends us out of the theater feeling what really sets the film apart is Debrauwer's refusal to push the easy emotional buttons what remains is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona what remains is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona , what remains is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona , here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible sandlerian what remains is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona , here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of road trip what remains is a variant of the nincompoop benigni persona , here a more annoying , though less angry version of the irresponsible sandlerian manchild , undercut by the voice of the star of road trip . what saves lives on the freeway does not necessarily make for persuasive viewing what saves lives on the freeway does not necessarily make for persuasive viewing . what should be the lighter-than-air adventure what spectacular sizzle it is what spectacular sizzle it is ! what spectacular sizzle it is ! ... In this incarnation its fizz is infectious what spectacular sizzle it is ! ... In this incarnation its fizz is infectious . what summer screen escapism used to be in the decades when it was geared more to grownups what that mind looks like , but how the creative process itself operates what the English call ` too clever by half what the election symbolizes what the hell what the hell . what the hell was coming next what the movies are about what the reaction of Israelis will be to this supposedly evenhanded presentation what to make of this Italian freakshow what to praise first what underdog movie since The Bad News Bears has been ? what was otherwise a fascinating , riveting story what we call the ` wow ' factor what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances what worked last time , repeats it and adds more characters what would he say ? what you'd expect from a guy what you're in the mood for what you don't see what you do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances what you get with empire is a movie you've seen many times before , repackaged as new material because there is a latino in the lead what you get with empire is a movie you've seen many times before , repackaged as new material because there is a latino in the lead . what you wish for whatever whatever fills time -- whatever flaws Igby Goes Down may possess whatever flaws Igby Goes Down may possess , it is undeniably that whatever its flaws , fulfills one facet of its mission in making me want to find out whether , in this case , that's true whatever terror the heroes of horror movies try to avoid whatever you thought of the first production -- pro or con -- you'll likely think of this one wheedling reluctant witnesses wheezing wheezing terrorist subplot wheezing to an end , along with Green's half-hearted movie career wheezing to an end , along with green's half-hearted movie career wheezy when , in reality , it's churning ground that has long passed the point of being fertile when Bond had more glamour than clamor ? No more when Green threw medical equipment at a window ; not because it was particularly funny , but because I had a serious urge to grab the old lady at the end of my aisle's walker and toss it at the screen in frustration when I heard that Apollo 13 was going to be released in IMAX format ? when Leguizamo finally plugged an irritating character late in the movie when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic when a documentary fails to live up to -- or offer any new insight into -- its chosen topic . when a film's star spends the entirety of the film in a coma when a movie has about as much substance as its end credits blooper reel when a woman's life , out of a deep-seated , emotional need , is about to turn onto a different path when are bears bears and when cares melted away in the dark theater when cartoons were cinema's most idiosyncratic form instead of one of its most predictable when commercialism has squeezed the life out of whatever idealism American moviemaking ever had when filmmakers throw a few big-name actors and cameos at a hokey script when godard can no longer handle the rigors of filmmaking when half the so-called real movies are little more than live-action cartoons when he's not giving the same 15-cent stump speech when he can be wacky without clobbering the audience over the head and still maintain a sense of urgency and suspense when he goes out into public , to avoid being recognized as the man who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers when he is not more lucratively engaged in the shameless self-caricature of ` Analyze This ' ( 1999 ) and ` Analyze That , ' promised ( or threatened ) for later this year when he moves his setting to the past , and relies on a historical text , he loses the richness of characterization that makes his films so memorable when he should be filling the screen with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling when he veers into sodden melodrama , punctuated by violins , it's disastrous when her material is not first-rate when her real-life persona is so charmless and vacant when his story ends or just can't tear himself away from the characters when human hatred spews forth unchecked when humor ends and tragedy begins when in fact the film isn't as flippant or slick as it thinks it is when it's approached with imagination and flair when it's good when it's good , it's good and horrid when it's good , it's good and horrid . when it's really an exercise in gross romanticization of the delusional personality type when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards when it came time to get to the heart of the movie when it comes to the characters and writing ... but works its way underneath the skin like few movies when it comes to truncheoning -- when it could have been so much more when it does , you're entirely unprepared when it doesn't work when it drags when it has the temerity to run over two hours when it hits its mark it's brilliant when it isn't incomprehensible when it isn't merely offensive when it reminds you how pertinent its dynamics remain when it takes itself too seriously when it takes itself too seriously and when it takes itself too seriously and when it depends too heavily on its otherwise talented cast when it tries to makes us laugh when it turns into an elegiacally soggy Saving Private Ryanovich when joined by Brosnan , the sight of this grandiloquent quartet lolling in pretty Irish settings is a pleasant enough thing , ` tis when lack of know-how mixes with lack of give-a-damn when none of them are ever any good when one has nothing else to watch when one mulls leaving the familiar to traverse uncharted ground when people can connect and express their love for each other when poor Hermocrates and Leontine pathetically compare notes about their budding amours when she's given the right lines , can charm the paint off the wall ... when she obviously belongs in something lighter and sunnier when she should be building suspense when something goes bump in the night and nobody cares when such a good design turns out to be a cheap knockoff when such a good design turns out to be a cheap knockoff , we can't recommend anything but a rental for The Tuxedo when talking to Americans . That's muy loco , but no more ridiculous than most of when the bullets start to fly , your first instinct is to duck when the credits finally roll and you get to leave the theater when the explosions start , they fall to pieces when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up when the fantastic Kathy Bates turns up . when the fantastic kathy bates turns up when the first few villians are introduced as '' spider '' and '' snake '' when the intention is quite the opposite when the movie ended so damned soon when the narrator stops yammering when the now computerized Yoda finally reveals his martial artistry , the film ascends to a kinetic life so teeming that even cranky adults may rediscover the quivering kid inside . when the original was released in 1987 ... this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along when the right movie comes along , especially if it begins with the name of Star Wars when the tears come during that final , beautiful scene when the tears come during that final , beautiful scene , they finally feel absolutely earned when there's nothing else happening when they have unearthed a rare gem when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns when they see the joy the characters take in this creed when they were a staple of exploitation theater programming when they were high when various characters express their quirky inner selves when we hear the ultimate fate of these girls and realize , much to our dismay , that this really did happen when you're a struggling nobody when you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over when you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem when you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem . when you can pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED when you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one when you cross toxic chemicals with a bunch of exotic creatures , you get a lot of running around , screaming and death . On that score , the film certainly doesn't disappoint when you doze off thirty minutes into the film when you instantly know whodunit when you wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle where Bergman approaches Swedish fatalism using Gary Larson's Far Side humor where Human Nature should be ingratiating where Human Nature should be ingratiating , it's just grating where Santa gives gifts to grownups where a masterpiece should be where backstabbing and betrayals are celebrated where big stars and high production values are standard procedure where director Adrian Lyne holds sway , where all relationships are simultaneously broadly metaphorical , oddly abstract , and excruciatingly literal where exciting where feelings of marginalization loom for every dreamer with a burst bubble where feelings of marginalization loom for every dreamer with a burst bubble , The Dogwalker has a few characters and ideas , but it never manages to put them on the same path where feelings of marginalization loom for every dreamer with a burst bubble , The Dogwalker has a few characters and ideas , but it never manages to put them on the same path . where few American films dare to delve where few American films dare to delve -- into the world of ambivalence and ambiguity where few american films dare to delve where gay porn reaches for serious drama where it's on slippery footing where it all went wrong where it almost stops the blood flow to your brain where it plainly has no business going where it should be profound , and hyper-cliched where it should be sincere where its intended under-12 audience is concerned where its recent predecessor miserably where janice beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace where janice beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace , where janice beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace , it where janice beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace , it rises in its courageousness , and comedic employment where janice beard falters in its recycled aspects , implausibility , and sags in pace , it rises in its courageousness , and comedic employment . where no man has gone before , but several movies have - take heart . where normally good actors , even Kingsley , are made to look bad where nothing's happening where nothing really happens where nothing really happens . where one's imagination will lead when given the opportunity where people in hotel hallways recite poetry in voice-over instead of speaking to each other where people who have never picked a lock do so easily after a few tries and become expert fighters after a few weeks where something's happening where story is almost an afterthought where the big scene is a man shot out of a cannon into a vat of ice cream where the bizarre is credible and the real turns magical where the characters ' moves are often more predictable than their consequences where the characters inhabit that special annex of hell where adults behave like kids , children behave like adults and everyone where the crew wonder if they're ghosts imagining themselves as alive . It's a sly wink to The Others without becoming a postmodern joke where the drumming and the marching are so excellent where the drumming and the marching are so excellent , who cares if the story's a little weak where the film ultimately fails where the hero is stoic where the most notable observation is how long you've been sitting still where the old adage '' be careful what where the old adage `` be careful what you wish for '' where the only belly laughs come from the selection of outtakes tacked onto the end credits where the situations and the dialogue spin hopelessly out of control -- that is to say where the story's going where the thematic ironies are too obvious and the sexual politics too smug where the upbeat ending feels like a copout where their heads were is anyone's guess where this dumbed-down concoction is going where uptight , middle class bores like Antonia can feel good about themselves where you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy where you walk out of the theater not feeling whereas the extremely competent hitman films such as pulp fiction and get shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout ? whereas the extremely competent hitman films such as pulp fiction and get shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout ? is an inexpressible and drab wannabe looking for that exact niche whereas the extremely competent hitman films such as pulp fiction and get shorty resonate a sardonic verve to their caustic purpose for existing , who is cletis tout ? is an inexpressible and drab wannabe looking for that exact niche . whet one's appetite for the Bollywood films whether The Tuxedo is more boring or embarrassing whether compromise is the death of self ... this Orgasm ( won't be an ) exceedingly memorable one for most people whether it wants to be a black comedy , drama , melodrama or some combination of the three whether or not whether or not to recommend this film because for every thing it does right there's at least one and occasionally two things it gets ever so wrong whether random gags add up to a movie whether that cold-hearted snake petrovich ( that would be reno ) gets his comeuppance . just bring on the battle bots , please whether these ambitions , laudable in themselves , justify a theatrical simulation of the death camp of Auschwitz II-Birkenau whether to admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace whether to admire the film's stately nature and call it classicism or be exasperated by a noticeable lack of pace . Or both whether we're supposed to shriek whether you're a fan of the books or whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow whether you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't whether you think Kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter whether you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter which , as you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs , seems inconceivable which , in the end , might be all the more infuriating which , while it may not rival the filmmaker's period pieces , is still very much worth seeing which Hoffman's brilliance which I thought was rather clever which I thought was rather clever . which all other Best Picture contenders should be measured which also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime which also isn't embarrassed to make you reach for the tissues which also seems to play on a 10-year delay which always relates to characters and story ) which are neither original nor are presented in convincing way which are such that we'll keep watching the skies for his next project which awards animals the respect they which become strangely impersonal and abstract which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities which becomes something about how lame it is to try and evade your responsibilities and that you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler which can only qualify as a terrible tragedy which constantly threaten to upstage the woman sporting them which contains few laughs and not much drama which director Michael Cacoyannis displays with somber earnestness in the new adaptation of The Cherry Orchard which director Shekhar Kapur supplies with tremendous skill which fails to keep 80 minutes from seeming like 800 which fails to rise above its disgusting source material which fly by so fast there's no time to think about them anyway which forces the audience to fidget through ten pseudo-serious minutes while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence which gives you an idea just how bad it was which half of Dragonfly is worse : The part where nothing's happening , or the part where something's happening which has a handful of smart jokes which has been held hostage by generic scripts that seek to remake Sleepless in Seattle again and again which hurts the overall impact of the film which imbue the theme with added depth and resonance which is Amy's self-absorbed personality which is a pity which is a pretty amazing accomplishment which is a treasure in and of itself which is best for the stunning star which is best for the stunning star turn by Djeinaba Diop Gai which is especially unfortunate in light of the fine work done by most of the rest of her cast which is funny from which is good news to anyone who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films which is immaculately produced which is in more abundant supply in this woefully hackneyed movie , directed by Scott Kalvert , about street gangs and turf wars in 1958 Brooklyn -- stale cliches , gratuitous violence , or empty machismo which is more than he has ever revealed before about the source of his spiritual survival which is mostly a bore which is nothing to sneeze at these days which is often preachy and poorly acted which is paper-thin and decidedly unoriginal which is powerful in itself which is probably for the best . And if you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes which is somehow guessable from the first few minutes , maybe because it echoes the by now intolerable morbidity of so many recent movies which is way too stagy which is worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen which is worth seeing which it fails to get which lags badly in the middle and lurches between not-very-funny comedy , unconvincing dramatics and some last-minute action strongly reminiscent of Run Lola Run which leaves any true emotional connection or identification frustratingly out of reach which makes its message resonate . which may be why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain which may be why it works as well as it does which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking which may not be cutting-edge indie filmmaking but has a huge heart which means he can be forgiven for frequently pandering to fans of the gross-out comedy which means that Birthday Girl is the kind of quirkily appealing minor movie she might not make for a while which might have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog which might have been called Freddy Gets Molested by a Dog ) which never reach satisfying conclusions which nurses plot holes gaping enough to pilot an entire Olympic swim team through which obviously didn't invest much into itself either which ones shtick which opens today in the New York metropolitan area , so distasteful which pokes fun at the price of popularity and small-town pretension in the Lone Star State which presses familiar Herzog tropes into the service of a limpid and conventional historical fiction , when really what we demand of the director which proves that Rohmer still has a sense of his audience which provided an engrossing dramatic through line which seems so larger than life and yet so fragile which should appeal to women which somehow snagged an Oscar nomination which somewhat dilutes the pleasure of watching them which still makes it much better than your typical Bond knock-offs which suffers from a lackluster screenplay which tends to breed formulaic films rather than fresh ones which the bursts of sudden violence are all the more startling for the slow buildup that has preceded them which they have been patiently waiting for which ticks off Kahlo's lifetime milestones with the dutiful precision of a tax accountant which to bludgeon myself unconscious which to hang broad , mildly fleshed-out characters that seem to have been conjured up only 10 minutes prior to filming which to hang his persistently useless movies which transcends ethnic boundaries which undercuts the devastatingly telling impact of utter loss personified in the film's simple title which unfortunately don't enable them to discern flimsy screenplays which very simply sets out to entertain and ends up delivering in good measure which was shot two years ago which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix which will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man which will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy which will take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche which works so well for the first 89 minutes , but ends so horrendously confusing while ( Roman Coppola ) scores points for style while Banderas looks like he's not trying to laugh at how bad while Dark Water isn't a complete wash ( no pun intended ) , watched side-by-side with Ringu , it ultimately comes off as a pale successor . while Huppert ... is magnificent while Russell and Dreyfus are a romantic pairing of hearts , preciously exposed as history corners them . while Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition while Said attempts to wear down possible pupils through repetition . It has no affect on the Kurds while Thurman and Lewis give what can easily be considered career-best performances while adding a bit of heart and unsettling subject matter while adding the rich details and go-for-broke acting that heralds something special while also examining its significance for those who take part while at the same time being a most touching reconsideration of the familiar masterpiece while beautiful while certainly clever in spots while certainly clever in spots , this too-long , spoofy update of Shakespeare's Macbeth doesn't sustain a high enough level of invention . while certainly more naturalistic than its australian counterpart , while certainly more naturalistic than its australian counterpart , amari's film falls short in building the drama of lilia's journey while certainly more naturalistic than its australian counterpart , amari's film falls short in building the drama of lilia's journey . while clearly a manipulative film , emerges as powerful rather than cloying while cleverly worked out while cleverly worked out , can not overcome blah characters while deconstructing the very format of the biography in a manner while delivering a more than satisfactory amount of carnage while demonstrating vividly that the beauty and power of the opera reside primarily in the music itself while embracing a wholesome attitude while engaging in such silliness as that snake-down-the-throat business and the inevitable shot of Schwarzenegger while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull while entertaining with its unconventionally wacky but loving family while failing to find a spark of its own while focusing on the what much more than the why . while gifting the most sympathetic male of the piece with a nice vomit bath at his wedding while happily killing 94 minutes while he talks while his characters are acting horribly while howard's appreciation of brown and his writing is clearly well-meaning and sincere , the movie would be impossible to sit through while howard's appreciation of brown and his writing is clearly well-meaning and sincere , the movie would be impossible to sit through were it while howard's appreciation of brown and his writing is clearly well-meaning and sincere , the movie would be impossible to sit through were it not for the supporting cast . while i can't say it's on par with the first one , while i can't say it's on par with the first one , stuart little 2 while i can't say it's on par with the first one , stuart little 2 is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie while i can't say it's on par with the first one , stuart little 2 is a light , fun cheese puff of a movie . while illuminating an era of theatrical comedy that , while past , while it can be a bit repetitive while it evaporates like so much crypt mist in the brain while it forces you to ponder anew what a movie can be while lulling us into torpor with his cultivated allergy while not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught while not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught , there's much truth while not all transitions to adulthood are so fraught , there's much truth and no small amount of poetry in girls can't swim . while nothing special , is pleasant , diverting and modest -- definitely a step in the right direction . while offering exceptionally well-detailed characters while peppering the pages with memorable zingers while physically and emotionally disintegrating over the course of the movie has a certain poignancy in light of his recent death while providing a precious twinkle of insight into their lives while providing a precious twinkle of insight into their lives . while reaffirming Washington as possibly the best actor working in movies today while remaining one of the most savagely hilarious social critics this side of Jonathan Swift while remaining true to his principles while retaining an integrity and refusing to compromise his vision while ringing cliched to hardened indie-heads while some weird relative trots out the video he took of the family vacation to Stonehenge . Before long , you're desperate for the evening to end while something of Bubba Ho-Tep's clearly evident quality may end up languishing on a shelf somewhere while that is a cliche while the Oscar-winning sound and James Horner's rousing score make good use of the hefty audio system while the audience can tell it's not all new while the audience can tell it's not all new , at least it looks pretty while the extensive use of stock footage quickly becomes a tiresome cliché while the highly predictable narrative falls short while the highly predictable narrative falls short , Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold while the highly predictable narrative falls short , Treasure Planet is truly gorgeous to behold . while the humor aspects of ` Jason X ' were far more entertaining than I had expected while the humor aspects of ` Jason X ' were far more entertaining than I had expected , everything else about the film tanks . while the humor aspects of ` jason x ' were far more entertaining than i had expected while the little ones get a fuzzy treat while the movie is slightly less successful than the first while the movie is slightly less successful than the first , it's still a rollicking good time for the most part while the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor while the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor , while the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor , the new script by the returning david s . while the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor , the new script by the returning david s . goyer while the new film is much more eye-catching than its blood-drenched stephen norrington-directed predecessor , the new script by the returning david s . goyer is much sillier while the plot holes are big enough for a train car to drive through -- if Kaos hadn't blown them all up while the remainder ... would be more at home on a daytime television serial while the story goes nowhere while the third feels limited by its short running time while there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) while there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) , while there's likely very little crossover appeal to those without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) , much ado about something while there's something intrinsically funny about sir anthony hopkins saying ` get in the car , bitch , ' this jerry bruckheimer production has little else to offer while undeniably interesting while waiting for the ending credits and the deleted scenes montage to break the audience's awkward silence while we delight in the images while wearing low-cut gowns , not making snappy comebacks while you wait for the story to get going while you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . 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Why '' they '' were here and what '' they '' wanted and quite honestly , I didn't care who's being conned right up to the finale who's fallen under the sweet , melancholy spell of this unique director's previous films who's finally been given a part worthy of her considerable talents who's in virtually every scene who's in virtually every scene , who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , `` The Sting who's simply fab as a Spanish butler with a foot fetish who's the scariest of sadists who's wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness who , in spite of all that he's witnessed , remains surprisingly idealistic who , in spite of tragic loss and increasing decrepitude , knows in his bones that he is one of the luckiest men alive who , when she's given the right lines , can charm the paint off the wall ... who anchors the film with his effortless performance and that trademark grin of his -- so perfect for a ballplayer who appreciates intelligent , stylish moviemaking who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline who approaches his difficult , endless work with remarkable serenity and discipline . who appropriated turfs as they found them and become self-made celebrity athletes who are alternately touching and funny who are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns who are either too goodly , wise and knowing or downright comically evil who are enthusiastic about something and then who aren't interested in rap , as it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way who are nearly impossible to care about who are obviously pretty clever who are obviously pretty clever -- who are trying to make their way through this tragedy who artfully bends technical know-how to the service of psychological insight who belongs with the damned for perpetrating Patch Adams who bilked unsuspecting moviegoers who build a seamless ensemble who build a seamless ensemble . There isn't a weak or careless performance who can't act who can't come up with legitimate funny who can't quite distinguish one sci-fi work from another who can't quite live up to it who can't stop loving anime who can count to five ( the film's target market ? ) who can deftly change moods who can now add movies to the list of things he does well who can out-bad-act the other who can out-bad-act the other . who can relate to the search for inner peace by dramatically depicting the lives of others onstage who can rise to fans ' lofty expectations who cares ? who cares if the story's a little weak who comes across as both shallow and dim-witted who comes to America speaking not a word of English who continually raises the standard of her profession who couldn't be better as a cruel but weirdly likable WASP matron who could too easily become comic relief in any other film who could too easily become comic relief in any other film -- who deserve but rarely receive it who deserve more from a vampire pic than a few shrieky special effects who desperately want to be Quentin Tarantino when they grow up who die hideously who died a matter of weeks before the movie's release who do everything humanly possible to create characters who are sweet and believable , and are defeated by a screenplay that forces them into bizarre , implausible behavior who don't believe in Santa Claus who don't care what kind of sewage they shovel into their mental gullets to simulate sustenance who don't know how to tell a story for more than four minutes who don't need the lesson in repugnance . It's also not smart or barbed enough for older viewers who don't object to the description '' unelected '' have suspected all along : George W . Bush who don't object to the description `` unelected '' who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely who doesn't think about percentages all day long who doesn't understand the difference between dumb fun and just plain dumb who does not want to invite viewers to gawk at or applaud his special effects who drag them to this movie for the Hugh factor who eagerly and easily assimilated as an all-American girl with a brand new name in southern Tennessee who else needs a shower ? who embraces a strict moral code who enjoy mindless action without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction who enjoy moaning about their cruel fate who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix who enjoys quirky , fun , popcorn movies with a touch of silliness and a little who excels in the art of impossible disappearing\/reappearing acts who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema who feels acting is the heart and soul of cinema . He allows his cast members to make creative contributions to the story and dialogue . This method almost never fails him , and it works superbly here who finds his inspiration on the fringes of the American underground who gets chills from movies with giant plot holes who handily makes the move from pleasing who has been awarded mythic status in contemporary culture who has been mass-murdering since 1978 but has never been seen doing laundry who has come to New York City to replace past tragedy with the American Dream who has little clue about either the nature of women or of friendship who has lived her life half-asleep suddenly wake up who hasn't lost a bit of the dry humor that first made audiences on both sides of the Atlantic love him who has never made anything that wasn't at least watchable who has reached puberty actually finding the characters in Slackers or their antics amusing , let alone funny who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them who has secrets buried at the heart of his story and knows how to take time revealing them . who has to contend with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes who has waited three years with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie to pore over who have carved their own comfortable niche in the world who have little patience for Euro-film pretension who have reached the absolute top of the game who have used the emigre experience to explore same-sex culture in ways that elude the more nationally settled who he was before who helped give a spark to '' Chasing Amy '' and '' Changing Lanes '' who holds the film together with a supremely kittenish performance that gradually accumulates more layers who ignored it in favor of old ` juvenile delinquent ' paperbacks with titles like Leather Warriors and Switchblade Sexpot who inhabit it who inject far more good-natured spirit and talent into this project than it deserves who instantly transform themselves into a believable mother\/daughter pair who is a welcome relief from the usual two-dimensional offerings who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate who is always a joy to watch , even when her material is not first-rate ) who is chasing who who is chasing who or who is drawn into the exotic world of belly dancing who is great fun to watch performing in a film that is only mildly diverting who is in complete denial about his obsessive behavior who is not a character in this movie who is not only a pianist , but a good human being who is simply tired who is too crazy to be interesting who is utterly unlikeable who just happens to be her own worst enemy who knew charles dickens could be so light-hearted who know nothing about the subject who knows , but it works under the direction of kevin reynolds who knows everything and answers all questions , is visually smart , cleverly written , and nicely realized who knows how to hold the screen who learns that believing in something does matter who lie not through dishonesty , but because they genuinely believe it's the only way to bring happiness to their loved ones who like explosions , sadism and seeing people beat each other to a pulp who like long books and movies who liked There's Something About Mary and both American Pie movies who loses his faith who love Cinema Paradiso will find the new scenes interesting , but few will find the movie who love alternate versions of the Bard who loved Cool as Ice who loves both dance and cinema who loves horses who makes Martha enormously endearing who makes Oliver far more interesting than the character's lines would suggest who manages to blast even the smallest sensitivities from the romance with his clamorous approach who might enjoy this who might enjoy this , are there Tolstoy groupies out there ? It's dark and tragic , and lets the business of the greedy talent agents get in the way of saying something meaningful about facing death who might even praise God for delivering such an instant camp classic who might otherwise go unnoticed and underappreciated by music fans who mourns her tragedies in private and embraces life in public who normally couldn't care less who opts to overlook this goofily endearing and well-lensed gorefest who paid to see it who perfectly portrays the desperation of a very insecure man who play their roles with vibrant charm who possibly will enjoy it who predictably finds it difficult to sustain interest in his profession after the family tragedy . Too predictably , in fact who proves that elegance is more than tattoo deep who put themselves out there because they love what they do who rambles aimlessly through ill-conceived action pieces who re-invents himself who really steals the show who refuse to admit that they don't like it who resembles Sly Stallone in a hot sake half-sleep who resorts to desperate measures who sadly are at hostile odds with one another through recklessness and retaliation who seem barely in the same movie who seem bound and determined to duplicate Bela Lugosi's now-cliched vampire accent who sees this mishmash who segues from Oscar winner to Oscar-winning potential with a smooth sleight of hand who sometimes defies sympathy who sometimes feel more like literary conceits than flesh-and-blood humans who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter who staggered from the theater and blacked out in the lobby who starts off promisingly but then proceeds to flop who still retains a soft spot for precollegiate humor who stumble into Rules expecting a slice of American Pie hijinks starring the kid from Dawson's Creek who surely read The Catcher in the Rye but clearly suffers from dyslexia who take as many drugs as the film's characters who take turns hurting each other who takes up drugs and winds up in an institution who the main characters are until the film is well under way -- and yet it's hard to stop watching who they were at our age ; and that time is a fleeting and precious commodity no matter how old you are who think and talk about their goals , and are working on hard decisions who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story who understands how to create and sustain a mood who unfortunately works with a two star script who uses the damage of war -- far more often than the warfare itself -- to create the kind of art shots that fill gallery shows who values the original comic books who wants to see a comedy about shoddy airport security who watched the robots getting butchered in A.I. who welcomes a dash of the avant-garde fused with their humor who were able to make an impact in the theater world who were in diapers when the original was released in 1987 ... this story gets sillier , not scarier , as it goes along who will be delighted simply to spend more time with familiar cartoon characters who will be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act who willingly walk into the nightmare of war not only to record the events for posterity , but to help us who worship Lil ' Bow Wow who would like to dismiss the film who would not likely be so stupid as to get who wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat whole damned thing whole family whole hours whole lot scarier whole mess whole mildly pleasant outing whole new level whole new levels of ugly whole package whole slo-mo , double-pistoled , ballistic-pyrotechnic Hong Kong action whole subplots have no explanation or even plot relevance whole thing whole-heartedly whole-heartedly recommend that everyone see this movie -- for its historical significance alone . wholesome wholesome and wholesome and subversive wholesome attitude wholesome fantasy wholesome twist wholly wholly believable and heart-wrenching wholly believable and heart-wrenching depths wholly believable and heart-wrenching depths of despair wholly predictable wholly unconvincing wholly unnecessary wholly unnecessary addition wholly unnecessary pre-credit sequence whom he wanted to define his career with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV whom here ? Ah , yes , that would be me : fighting off the urge to doze whom political expedience became a deadly foreign policy whom the whom the name Woody Allen was once a guarantee of something fresh , sometimes funny , and usually genuinely worthwhile whooshing you from one visual marvel whooshing you from one visual marvel to the next , hastily , emptily whose achievements -- and complexities -- whose achievements -- and complexities -- reached far beyond the end zone whose aims -- and by extension , accomplishments -- whose balletic hotdogging occasionally ends in bone-crushing screwups whose bittersweet themes are reinforced whose boozy , languid whose boozy , languid air is balanced by a rich visual clarity and deeply whose charm , cultivation and devotion to his people are readily apparent whose charms are immediately apparent whose compelling characters and intelligent script whose compelling characters and intelligent script are exactly what was missing from Rabbit-Proof Fence whose crisp framing , edgy camera work , and wholesale ineptitude whose cumulative effect is chilling whose derring-do puts the X into the games whose engaging manner and flamboyant style whose engaging manner and flamboyant style made him a truly larger-than-life character whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . whose legacy had begun to bronze whose lessons are well worth whose lives are never fully explored whose lives were as claustrophic , suffocating and chilly as the attics to which they were inevitably consigned whose makers apparently believe that women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction whose meaning and whose only apparent whose only apparent virtue is that he is not quite as unpleasant as some of the people in his life whose only saving grace is that it ends by blowing just about everything up whose pervasive quiet whose pieces do not fit whose pieces do not fit . whose portrait of a therapy-dependent flakeball whose promising , if rather precious , whose promising , if rather precious , premise is undercut by amateurish execution whose rap soundtrack was better tended to than the film itself whose real-life basis is , in fact , so interesting that no embellishment is whose restatement is validated by the changing composition of the nation whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday whose sexual passion whose sharp whose sharp intellect whose style , structure and rhythms are so integrated with the story whose suffering and triumphs whose suffering and triumphs we can share whose target demographic is likely still in the single digits whose teeth are a little too big for her mouth whose valuable messages are forgotten 10 minutes after the last trombone whose view of America , history and the awkwardness of human life is generous and deep whose witty dialogue why , after only three films , director\/co-writer Jacques Audiard , though little known in this country , belongs in the very top rank of French filmmakers why , for instance , good things happen to bad people why , of all the period's volatile romantic lives , Sand and Musset are worth particular attention why ? who knows , but it works under the direction of kevin reynolds why Blue Crush , a late-summer surfer girl entry , should be as entertaining as it is why I have given it a one-star rating why Lee's character didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery why Paul Thomas Anderson ever had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear why Sex and Lucia is so alluring why Steven Seagal is considered a star , nor why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good why a guy with his talent ended up in a movie this bad why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world why any actor of talent would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out why anybody picked it up . Wiser souls would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie why anyone in his right mind would even think to make the attraction a movie . why anyone should bother remembering it why art matters , why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives why bother if you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a '' SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? why bother with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni ? why did it have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us why did it have to seem like it took another thousand to tell it to us ? why didn't Hollywood think of this sooner ? why didn't he just do it , instead of using bad sci-fi as window dressing ? why do we need 117 minutes to tell a tale that simply can't sustain more than 90 minutes why either is impossible -- why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and why either is impossible -- which forces us to confront what's possible and what we might do to make it so why he keeps being cast in action films when none of them are ever any good why human beings long for what they don't have why is this so boring ? why it's so successful at lodging itself in the brain why it fails why it fails is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma why it fails is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma . why it works why it works as well as it does why not invite some genuine spontaneity into the film by having the evil aliens ' laser guns actually hit something for once ? why people get a kick out of watching them today why people thought I was too hard on '' The Mothman Prophecies '' why put someone who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story why put someone who ultimately doesn't learn at the center of a kids ' story ? why should you buy the movie milk when the TV cow is free ? why spend money on a dog like this when you can rent a pedigree instead why the cast and crew didn't sign a pact to burn the negative and the script and pretend the whole thing never existed why the whole is so often less than the sum of its parts in today's Hollywood why this didn't connect with me would require another viewing why this distinguished actor would stoop so low why this project was undertaken why we go to the cinema : to be fed through the eye , the heart , the mind why we go to the movies wicked wicked black comedy wickedly eccentric wickedly eccentric enchantment wickedly fun wickedly funny wickedly funny and wickedly funny and just plain wicked wickedly satisfying wickedly sick and twisted humor wickedly undramatic wickedly undramatic central theme wide-angle shots taken from a distance to hide the liberal use of a body double wide-awake all the way wide-awake all the way through wide-eyed wide-smiling wide-smiling reception widen the perspective of those of us who see the continent through rose-colored glasses widescreen photography wifty Southern charm wifty Southern charm has anchored lighter affairs wiggling energy wild , endearing , masterful wild , endearing , masterful documentary wild , lunatic invention wild comedy wild hoot wild ride wild ride '' wild surreal stuff wild-and-woolly wild-and-woolly , wall-to-wall good time wildcard wildest fantasies wildlife wildly alive wildly careening tone wildly entertaining wildly fascinating wildly funny wildly funny prison wildly gruesome wildly implausible wildly implausible and wildly implausible and strangely conventional wildly inconsistent wildly inconsistent emotional wildly inventive wildly inventive mixture wildly overproduced wildly overproduced , wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step wildly overproduced , inadequately motivated every step of the way wildly popular wildly popular Vin Diesel wildly uneven hit-and-miss enterprise wildly uneven movie wildly unsentimental but wildly unsentimental but flawed will , hopefully , be remembered as one of the most important stories to be told in Australia's film history will , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come . will absolutely crack you up with her crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment will absolutely crack you up with her crass , then gasp for gas , verbal deportment . will admire the way it accumulates power and depth will all but take you to outer space will almost certainly be fascinated will almost certainly be fascinated , will almost certainly be fascinated , and will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly will almost certainly be fascinated , and undoubtedly delighted will already be among the faithful will always be remembered for the 9-11 terrorist attacks will always be remembered for the 9-11 terrorist attacks . After seeing the film , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it will always be remembered for the 9-11 terrorist attacks . After seeing the film , I can tell you that there's no other reason why anyone should bother remembering it . will amuse or entertain them will anyone really care will anyone really care ? will appeal even to those who aren't too familiar with turntablism will appeal to Discovery Channel fans will appeal to Discovery Channel fans and will appeal to Discovery Channel fans and will surely widen the perspective of those of us who see the continent through rose-colored glasses . will appeal to No One will appeal to a mainstream American audience will argue that it ranks with the best of Herzog's works will assuredly will assuredly have their funny bones tickled will at least have a dream image of the West to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle will at least have a dream image of the West to savor whenever the film's lamer instincts are in the saddle . will attach a human face to all those little steaming cartons . will be Greek to anyone not predisposed to the movie's rude and crude humor will be a good ( successful ) rental will be a good ( successful ) rental . will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience . will be able to recognize that this story is too goofy ... even for Disney will be able to recognize that this story is too goofy ... even for Disney . will be adequately served by the movie's sophomoric blend of shenanigans and slapstick , although the more lascivious-minded might be disappointed in the relative modesty of a movie that sports a ` topless tutorial service . ' will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , '' The Sting will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , '' The Sting . will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , '' The Sting . '' will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , `` The Sting will be all too familiar for anyone who's seen George Roy Hill's 1973 film , `` The Sting . will be an enjoyable choice for younger kids will be an enjoyable choice for younger kids . will be best appreciated by those willing to endure its extremely languorous rhythms , Waiting for Happiness will be comforted by the way it deals with big issues like death and destiny will be comforted by the way it deals with big issues like death and destiny . will be delighted simply to spend more time with familiar cartoon characters will be delighted with the fast , funny will be delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story will be delighted with the fast , funny , and even touching story . will be disappointed will be far more interesting to the soderbergh faithful than it will be to the casual moviegoer who might be lured in by julia roberts ... will be following after it will be friends through thick and thin will be from unintentional giggles -- several of them . will be funny will be hard to burn out of your brain will be impressed by this tired retread will be in warthog heaven will be lulled into a coma will be lulled into a coma . will be moved to the edge of their seats by the dynamic first act will be occupied for 72 minutes . will be on video long before they grow up and you can wait till then will be on video long before they grow up and you can wait till then . will be pleased to discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus will be pleased to discover that Tian's meticulous talent has not withered during his enforced hiatus . will be plenty of female audience members drooling over Michael Idemoto as Michael will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals will be put to sleep or bewildered by the artsy and often pointless visuals . will be realized on the screen . will be rewarded by Borstal Boy will be rewarded with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances will be slightly bored will be something to behold will be to the casual moviegoer who might be lured in by julia roberts will be two hours gained will be upstaged by an avalanche of more appealing holiday-season product will be well worth your time will be well worth your time . will become a classic , but forgive me if I've come to expect more from this studio than some 79-minute after-school '' cartoon '' . will break your heart many times over will break your heart many times over . will capture the minds and hearts of many will catch some off guard will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix will certainly succeed in alienating most viewers will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like Pinocchio . As for children will certainly want to spend their time in the theater thinking up grocery lists and ways to tell their kids how not to act like pinocchio . as for children , they won't enjoy the movie at all will change titles or distributors again before the closing credits roll will come as no surprise that the movie isn't scary . will create enough interest to make up for an unfocused screenplay will definitely win some hearts will delight newcomers to the story and those who know it from bygone days will delight newcomers to the story and those who know it from bygone days . will dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and offer you precisely this in recompense : A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious will dip into your wallet , swipe 90 minutes of your time , and offer you precisely this in recompense : A few early laughs scattered around a plot as thin as it is repetitious . will do for a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap will do for a set . Reign of Fire has the disadvantage of also looking cheap . will do it for you will do little to boost Stallone's career will do so in a way that doesn't make you feel like a sucker will earn her share of the holiday box office pie , although this movie makes one thing perfectly clear will eat up like so much gelati will either have you loving what you're seeing , or rolling your eyes . will embrace this engaging and literate psychodrama will emerge with a clearer view of how the gears of justice grind on and the death report comes to share airtime alongside the farm report will emerge with a clearer view of how the gears of justice grind on and the death report comes to share airtime alongside the farm report . will encourage others to stand up and applaud will encourage others to stand up and applaud , will encourage others to stand up and applaud , and will encourage others to stand up and applaud , and will , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come will encourage others to stand up and applaud , and will , undoubtedly , leave both camps engaged in a ferocious debate for years to come . will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture will engage anyone with a passing interest in the skate\/surf culture , the L . A . beach scene and the imaginative ( and sometimes illegal ) ways kids can make a playground out of the refuse of adults will enjoy will enjoy . will enjoy a close look at people they don't really want to know will enjoy a fast-paced comedy with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious will enjoy a fast-paced comedy with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious . will enjoy it will enjoy seeing how both evolve will enjoy themselves . will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V . S . Naipaul's novel will enjoy this sometimes wry adaptation of V.S. Naipaul's novel will entertain with their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games will entertain with their gross outs , bawdy comedy and head games . will enthrall the whole family will ever be anything more than losers will feel vastly more affronted than secularists , who might even praise God for delivering such an instant camp classic will filmmakers copy the '' Saving Private Ryan '' battle scenes before realizing Steven Spielberg got it right the first time will find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology to be liberating will find Morrison's iconoclastic uses of technology to be liberating . will find What Time Is It There ? well worth the time will find What Time Is It There ? well worth the time . will find in these characters ' foibles a timeless and unique perspective will find in these characters ' foibles a timeless and unique perspective . will find it either moderately amusing or just plain irrelevant will find it more than capable of rewarding them will find it more than capable of rewarding them . will find little new here will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted will find little of interest in this film , which is often preachy and poorly acted . will find millions of eager fans will find millions of eager fans . will find plenty to shake and shiver about in ` The Ring will find plenty to shake and shiver about in ` The Ring . will find that The Road to Perdition leads to a satisfying destination will find that The Road to Perdition leads to a satisfying destination . will find the movie will find the new scenes interesting will find their humor-seeking dollars best spent elsewhere will find things to like will forgive any shoddy product as long as there's a little girl-on-girl action will forgive the flaws and love the film will forgive the flaws and love the film . will fulfill your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler , while happily killing 94 minutes will fulfill your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler , while happily killing 94 minutes . will get a kick out of spotting Cleveland sites will get you thinking , ` Are we there yet will give you goosebumps as its uncanny tale of love , communal discord , and justice will go happily along for the ride will go happily along for the ride . will go on so long as there are moviegoers anxious to see strange young guys doing strange guy things . will grab you will gratify anyone who has ever suspected Hollywood of being overrun by corrupt and hedonistic weasels . will grip even viewers who aren't interested in rap , as it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way will grip even viewers who aren't interested in rap , as it cuts to the heart of American society in an unnerving way . will guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face will guarantee to have you leaving the theater with a smile on your face . will have a Barrie good time will have a fun , no-frills ride will have a great time will have a showdown will have an intermittently good time will have an intermittently good time . will have an intermittently good time . Feel free to go get popcorn whenever he's not onscreen . will have been discovered , indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again will have been discovered , indulged in and rejected as boring before I see this piece of crap again . will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot . will have found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime will have found a cult favorite to enjoy for a lifetime . will have fun with will have people walking out halfway through will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . will have you at the edge of your seat for long stretches . ' will have you talking 'til the end of the year will have you talking 'til the end of the year ! will impress even those viewers who have little patience for Euro-film pretension will impress even those viewers who have little patience for Euro-film pretension . will indeed sit open-mouthed before the screen , not screaming but yawning will indeed sit open-mouthed before the screen , not screaming but yawning . will indie filmmakers subject us to boring , self-important stories of how horrible we are to ourselves and each other will inspire the affection of even those unlucky people who never owned a cassette of Def Leppard's Pyromania will inspire the affection of even those unlucky people who never owned a cassette of Def Leppard's Pyromania . will just as likely make you weep will keep coming will keep them awake will keep you watching will keep you watching , as will the fight scenes will keep you watching , as will the fight scenes . will laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all will laugh their \*\*\* off for an hour-and-a-half will lead when given the opportunity will leave fans clamoring for another ride will leave frowns on more than a few faces . will leave the auditorium feeling dizzy , confused , and totally disorientated will leave the theater believing they have seen a comedy will leave the theater believing they have seen a comedy . will leave the theater feeling they've watched nothing but a pale imitation of the real deal will leave you thinking will leave you wanting more , not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face will leave you wanting more , not to mention leaving you with some laughs and a smile on your face . will leave you wanting to abandon the theater will leave you wanting to abandon the theater . will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach will leave you with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach . will leave you wondering about 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the theater watching this one will make you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one . will marvel at the sometimes murky , always brooding look of I Am Trying to Break Your Heart . will mistake it for an endorsement of the very things that Bean abhors will most likely doze off during this one will most likely doze off during this one . will most likely not find what they're seeking with Trouble Every Day will need all the luck they can muster just figuring out who's who in this pretentious mess will need to adhere more closely to the laws of laughter will never happen again will never hold a candle to the original will nevertheless find moving will nevertheless find moving . will no doubt will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , but will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , but rarely will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , but rarely does an established filmmaker so ardently waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this will no doubt rally to its cause , trotting out threadbare standbys like ` masterpiece ' and ` triumph ' and all that malarkey , but rarely does an established filmmaker so ardently waste viewers ' time with a gobbler like this . will not appeal to the impatient will not be able to stomach so much tongue-in-cheek weirdness will not be for much longer will not be remembered long afterwards will not disappoint anyone who values the original comic books will not disappoint anyone who values the original comic books . will not go down in the annals of cinema as one of the great submarine stories will not hold . will not notice the glaring triteness of the plot device will notice distinct parallels between this story and the 1971 musical '' Bedknobs and Broomsticks , '' which also dealt with British children rediscovering the power of fantasy during wartime will object to the idea of a Vietnam picture with such a rah-rah , patriotic tone will once again be an honest and loving one will only satisfy the most emotionally malleable of filmgoers will only satisfy the most emotionally malleable of filmgoers . will play equally well on both the standard and giant screens will play equally well on both the standard and giant screens . will please Eastwood's loyal fans will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and will please Eastwood's loyal fans -- and suits the story , wherein our hero must ride roughshod over incompetent cops to get his man will prefer this new version will probably will probably be a talky bore will probably be a talky bore . will probably be in wedgie heaven . will probably be in wedgie heaven . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning will probably be in wedgie heaven . Anyone else who may , for whatever reason , be thinking about going to see this movie is hereby given fair warning . will probably be perfectly happy with the sloppy slapstick comedy will probably disturb many who see it will probably feel emotionally cheated by the film's tart , sugar-free wit will probably feel emotionally cheated by the film's tart , sugar-free wit . will probably find it familiar and insufficiently cathartic will probably find it fascinating will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea . will probably like it . will probably limited to LDS Church members and undemanding armchair tourists . will probably make you angry will probably never achieve the popularity of My Big Fat Greek Wedding will probably please people will probably rank as one of Murphy's better performances in one of his lesser-praised movies will probably sink the film for anyone who doesn't think about percentages all day long will probably stay amused at the kaleidoscope of big , colorful characters will prove absorbing to American audiences will quickly will quickly recognize him will quite likely be more like hell will quite likely be more like hell . will reach far beyond its core demographic will reach far beyond its core demographic . will remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking will remind them that Hong Kong action cinema is still alive and kicking . will resonate with singles of many ages will retch it up like rancid crème brûlée will retch it up like rancid crème brûlée . will revel in those visual in-jokes , as in the film's verbal pokes at everything from the likes of Miramax chief Harvey Weinstein's bluff personal style to the stylistic rigors of Denmark's Dogma movement will savor every minute of Cox's work will savor every minute of Cox's work . will see nothing in it to match the ordeal of sitting through it will see nothing in it to match the ordeal of sitting through it . will seem like a recycling of clichés , an assassin's greatest hits . will shock many with its unblinking frankness will shock many with its unblinking frankness . will stand in future years as an eloquent memorial to the World Trade Center tragedy will stand in future years as an eloquent memorial to the World Trade Center tragedy . will still come away with a sense of his reserved but existential poignancy will still come away with a sense of his reserved but existential poignancy . will stomp away in disgust will stomp away in disgust . will strike a chord with anyone who's ever will strike a nerve with anyone who's ever had family trauma will strike some Westerners as verging on mumbo-jumbo will surely be profane , politically will surely widen the perspective of those of us who see the continent through rose-colored glasses will take longer to heal : the welt on Johnny Knoxville's stomach from a riot-control projectile or my own tortured psyche will take you places you haven't been , and also places you have will take you places you haven't been , and also places you have . will talk about for hours will talk about for hours . will tell you what you know when deciding to see it : Anthony . Hopkins will tempt those willing to probe its inscrutable mysteries will tempt those willing to probe its inscrutable mysteries . will thrill you , touch you and make you will touch the heart of anyone old enough to have earned a 50-year friendship will touch the hearts of both children and adults , as well as bring audiences to the edge of their seats will touch you to the core in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget will touch you to the core in a film you will never forget -- that you should never forget . will turn Bill Paxton into an A-list director will turn out will turn out okay will undoubtedly enjoy it will upset or frighten young viewers will want to check will want to check out will want to see over and over again will want to see over and over again . will warm your heart will wear thin on all will wear you out and make you misty even when you don't will welcome or accept The Trials of Henry Kissinger as faithful portraiture will win you over will win you over , in a big way will win you over . will wind up as glum as Mr . De Niro will wind up as glum as Mr. De Niro will wind up as glum as Mr. De Niro . will wish the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized will wish the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized . will wish the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized . But what are adults doing in the theater at all ? will wish there had been more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned will wish there had been more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned . will wish there had been more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned . '' will worm its way there will you be shocked . will you feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering will you feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering ? will you feel after an 88-minute rip-off of The Rock with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering ? '' williams williams plays sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in insomnia williams plays sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in insomnia . he does this so well williams plays sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in insomnia . he does this so well you don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role williams plays sy , another of his open-faced , smiling madmen , like the killer in insomnia . he does this so well you don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role . willing to do this , then you so crazy willing to express his convictions willing to go with this claustrophobic concept willing to have fun with it willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . Cynics willing to let the earnestness of its execution and skill of its cast take you down a familiar road with a few twists . Cynics need not apply willing to make the effort to reap them willing to probe its inscrutable mysteries willing to take a chance willingness to believe in it willingness to explore its principal characters with honesty , insight and humor willingness to wander into the dark areas of parent-child relationships without flinching wills that is impossible to care about and isn't very funny wilt wilt . wilts wilts after awhile wimp win win a wide summer audience win a wide summer audience through word-of-mouth reviews win any Academy Awards win any points win any points for originality win many fans win over win over the most hard-hearted cynics win you over win you over , win you over , in a big way wince in embarrassment and others , wince in embarrassment and others , thanks to the actors wince in embarrassment and others , thanks to the actors , that are quite touching . winces , clutches wincing back in repugnance wincingly wind wind chimes wind to blow it uphill wind up as glum as Mr. De Niro wind up remembering with a degree of affection rather than revulsion wind up sticking in one's mind a lot more than the cool bits wind up using them as punching bags wind-in-the-hair exhilarating window dressing winds up a Bolly-Holly masala mess winds up a bolly-holly masala mess winds up accomplishing neither in full winds up accomplishing neither in full , winds up accomplishing neither in full , and winds up accomplishing neither in full , and leaves us feeling touched and amused by several moments and ideas , winds up accomplishing neither in full , and leaves us feeling touched and amused by several moments and ideas , but winds up accomplishing neither in full , and leaves us feeling touched and amused by several moments and ideas , but nevertheless dissatisfied with the movie as a whole . winds up affirming the same damn moldy values the material has always held dear winds up feeling like a great missed opportunity winds up feeling like a great missed opportunity . winds up looking like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it winds up looking like a bunch of talented thesps slumming it . winds up mired in tear-drenched quicksand . winds up moving in many directions as it searches ( vainly , I think ) for something fresh to say windshield wink winking social commentary winner winning winning , heartwarming yarn winning actor winning actresses ( and one Academy Award winning actor ) succumb to appearing in this junk that's TV sitcom material at best winning and wildly fascinating winning and wildly fascinating work winning combination winning comedy winning ensemble comedy winning family story winning flight of revisionist fancy winning lead performances winning performances winning performances and winning performances and a glossy , glib charm that's hard to beat winning performances and some effecting moments winning performances by an unlikely team of Oscar-winners winning piece winning portrayal winning shot winning squareness that would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel winning star vehicle winning story winning style winning tone winningly wins ` Best Picture ' wins still wins you wins you over wins you over . wins you over in the end winsome cast winter landscapes wisdom wisdom and emotion wisdom and humor wisdom that comes with experience wisdom that comes with experience . wise wise , wizened wise and elegiac ... wise and knowing wise and powerful wise and powerful tale wise enough wise enough to recognize that there are few things in this world more complex -- and , as it turns out , more fragile -- than happiness wise folks that they are wise men wise-beyond-her-years wise-beyond-her-years teen wisecracking Mystery Science Theater 3000 guys wisely wisely decided to let Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin do what he does best , and fashion a story around him . wisely rejects the temptation to make fun of his subjects . wiser wiser and wish I could say `` Thank God It's Friday '' wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective wish Windtalkers had had more faith in the dramatic potential of this true story . This would have been better than the fiction it has concocted , and there still could have been room for the war scenes wish had been developed with more care wish it would have just gone more over-the-top instead of trying to have it both ways wish it would have just gone more over-the-top instead of trying to have it both ways . wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances wish the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized wish the movie were less simplistic , obvious , clumsily plotted and shallowly characterized . But what are adults doing in the theater at all ? wish there had been more of the `` Queen '' and less of the `` Damned wish we could have spent more time in its world wish you hadn't seen wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one wishing , though , wishing , though , that the movie spent a lot less time trying to make a credible case for reports from the afterlife and a lot more time on the romantic urgency that's at the center of the story wishing I was watching a documentary about the wartime Navajos and what they accomplished instead of all this specious Hollywood hoo-ha wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way wishing her the best -- whatever that might mean wishing that you and they were in another movie wishing they could roll over and take a nap wishy-washy wishy-washy melodramatic movie wistful everyday ironies wistful new film wit , feeling and believability wit , humor and snappy dialogue wit and compassion wit and dignity wit and empathy wit and empathy to spare wit and hoopla wit and humor wit and insight wit and interesting characters wit and invention wit and originality wit and warmth wit and warmth than should be expected from any movie with a `` 2 '' at the end of its title . wit or innovation wit to keep parents away from the concession stand with '' The Bourne Identity '' we return to the more traditional action genre with '' The Bourne Identity '' we return to the more traditional action genre . with '' independent film '' as a commodified , sold-out concept on the American filmmaking scene with 20 times with Alexandre Desplat's haunting and sublime music with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever with Ben Stiller's Zoolander , which I thought was rather clever . with Cage's best acting with Chaplin and Kidman , who are capable of anteing up some movie star charisma when they need it to sell us on this twisted love story , but who can also negotiate the movie's darker turns with Green's half-hearted movie career with Guardian hack Nick Davies with Kissinger . Should be required viewing for civics classes and would-be public servants alike with Morph , a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around with Peter Sellers , Kenneth Williams , et al . with Pluto Nash ? How did it ever get made with Roussillon providing comic relief with Sean Penn's monotone narration with Spanish inquisitions about her '' madness '' so much that I became mad that I wasted 123 minutes and $ 9 . with Spike Lee's masterful with Steven Seagal with Stevenson's tale as well as with Weaver's sensitive reactions with Weaver's sensitive reactions to make this a two-actor master class with ` issues ' with `` The Bourne Identity '' we return to the more traditional action genre . with `` courage '' pinned to its huckster lapel while a yellow streak a mile wide decorates its back with a baffling casual approach with a bang , but then fizzles like a wet stick of dynamite at the very end . with a batch of appealing characters with a better script with a big heart with a big impact with a blind orphan at its center with a bouncy score with a brand new name in southern Tennessee with a bravura lead performance by Bruce Campbell that doesn't deserve to leave the building until everyone is aware of it with a bright future with a bright future ahead of him with a cast of quirky -- but not stereotyped -- street characters with a cause with a certain degree of wit and dignity with a certain level of intelligence and non-reactionary morality . with a chase to end all chases with a clear passion for sociology with a clever pseudo-bio that manages to have a good time as it doles out pieces of the famous director's life with a company of strictly A-list players with a confusing sudden finale that's likely to irk viewers with a contemptible imitator starring a `` SNL '' has-been acting like an 8-year-old channeling Roberto Benigni with a core of decency with a creepy and dead-on performance with a cultist's passion with a curiosity about with a curiously stylized , quasi-Shakespearean portrait of pure misogynist evil with a decent sense of humor and plenty of things that go boom with a dedicated and good-hearted professionalism with a deft sense of humor about itself , a playful spirit and a game cast with a degree of randomness usually achieved only by lottery drawing with a distinctly musty odour , its expiry date long gone with a few four letter words thrown in that are generally not heard on television with a few lingering animated thoughts with a final lap that's all too suspiciously smooth with a fine character study that's short on plot but rich in the tiny revelations of real life with a flattering sense of mystery and quietness with a flick boasting this many genuine cackles with a flimsy ending with a florid , overplotted , Anne Rice rock 'n' roll vampire novel with a flourish with a fresh point of view with a game supporting cast with a general air of misogyny with a generous cast , who at times lift the material from its well-meaning clunkiness with a genuinely spooky premise and an above-average cast , actor Bill Paxton's directing debut with a good deal of warmth and humor with a goofy energy with a grand whimper with a great , fiery passion with a great meet-cute gimmick with a great meet-cute gimmick . with a great premise with a hack script with a halfhearted twist on its cautionary message : Fatal Attraction = don't have an affair with a nutjob ; Unfaithful = don't with a hard-to-swallow premise with a highly satisfying quotient of Friday-night excitement and Milla with a hit-to-miss ratio that doesn't exactly favour the audience with a hugely enjoyable film about changing times , clashing cultures and the pleasures of a well-made pizza with a humanistic message with a jarring , new-agey tone creeping into the second half with a kick with a large dose of painkillers with a large human tragedy . Alas , getting there is not even half the interest with a life-affirming message with a light ( yet unsentimental ) touch with a lighthearted glow , some impudent snickers , and a glorious dose of humankind's liberating ability with a loony melodramatic denouement in which a high school swimming pool substitutes for a bathtub with a lot of careful period attention as well as some very welcome wit with a lot of good cheer with a lot of static set ups , not much camera movement , and most of the scenes with a lousy script , inept direction , pathetic acting , poorly dubbed dialogue and murky cinematography with a lower I . Q . than when I had entered with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered with a major identity crisis with a massive infusion of old-fashioned Hollywood magic with a master's steady stroke with a message with a message that cautions children about disturbing the world's delicate ecological balance with a metaphorical visual style and an unnerving , heartbeat-like score with a mixture of deadpan cool , wry humor and just the measure with a modicum of patience with a momentum that never lets up with a moral with a nice vomit bath at his wedding with a pertinent ( cinematically unique ) message with a philosophical visual coming right with a pleasing verisimilitude with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor with a rawness that that is both unflinching and tantalizing with a real anarchic flair with a real flair for epic landscapes and adventure with a real subject in an always surprising way with a revelatory performance with a rich subject and some fantastic moments and scenes with a screenplay to die for with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders with a searing lead performance with a sense of his reserved but existential poignancy with a sense of pure wonderment and excitement with a sense of pure wonderment and excitement not often seen in today's cinema du sarcasm with a sense of wonder with a sensitivity with a series of riveting set pieces with a serious exploration of ego and jealousy with a serious minded patience , respect and affection with a sharp script and strong performances with a shocking lack of irony with a shred of plausibility with a sickening thud with a sickly sweet coating to disguise its excrescence until just after ( or during ) consumption of its second half with a single with a smart script and an obsessive-compulsive's attention with a smart script and an obsessive-compulsive's attention to detail . with a smile on your face with a smile on your face and a grumble in your stomach with a smile that says , ` If I stay positive , maybe I can channel one of my greatest pictures , Drunken Master with a smooth sleight of hand with a solid cast , with a solid pedigree both in front of and , more specifically , behind the camera with a sour cliche with a sour taste in one's mouth , and little else with a stellar performance with a stellar performance by Al Pacino with a story that could touch anyone regardless of their familiarity with the sport with a story that tries to grab us , only to keep letting go at all the wrong moments with a storyline that never quite delivers the original magic with a stuttering script with a subtlety that is an object lesson in period filmmaking with a superficial snapshot with a sure and measured hand with a sweet with a syncopated style mimicking the work of his subjects with a tale full of nuance and character dimension with a taste for exaggeration with a taste of tangy new humor with a tasty balance with a tasty balance of family drama and frenetic comedy . with a tawdry B-movie scum with a teeth-clenching gusto with a terrific screenplay and fanciful direction with a touch of silliness and a little bloodshed with a treasure chest of material with a twisted sense of humor with a variety of quirky characters and an engaging story with a very bad feeling with a visual style unique and inherent with a visually masterful work of quiet power with a welcome pinch of tartness with a white-empowered police force with a winning style with a winning style , and by offering its target audience of urban kids with a wonderful ensemble cast of characters that bring the routine day to day struggles of the working class to life with a wry dark humor with a zippy jazzy score with absolutely no meaning , and no desire with absurdly inappropriate ` comedy ' scenes with acclaimed actors and actresses with acting , tone and pace very obviously mark him as a video helmer making his feature debut with acting ambition but no sense of pride or shame with action confined to slo-mo gun firing and random glass-shattering with action that's exciting on the field and a story with action that's exciting on the field and a story you with actorish notations on the margin of acting with actors you're most likely to find on the next inevitable incarnation of The Love Boat with added depth and resonance with adventure and a worthwhile environmental message with affection and care with all its botches with all its flaws with all its flaws , is that it has none of the pushiness and decibel volume of most contemporary comedies . with all of the pitfalls of such you'd expect . with all of this with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances with all the blanket statements and dime-store ruminations on vanity with all the boozy self-indulgence that brings out the worst in otherwise talented actors with all the dysfunctional family dynamics one could wish for with all the elements that made the other three great , scary times at the movies with all the grandiosity with all the mounting tension of an expert thriller with all the stomach-turning violence , colorful New York gang lore and other hallmarks of his personal cinema painted on their largest-ever historical canvas with all the usual Spielberg flair with ambitious , eager first-time filmmakers with an acid viewpoint and a real gift for teasing chilly poetry out of lives and settings that might otherwise seem drab and sordid with an action movie that actually has a brain with an adequate reason why we should pay money for what we can get on television for free with an amateurish screenplay with an appropriate minimum of means with an artistry that also smacks of revelation with an assurance worthy of international acclaim with an astoundingly rich film with an avid interest in the subject with an effortlessly regal charisma with an elegance and maturity with an engaging and warm performance with an enormous amount of affection with an excruciating dollop of Disney sentimentality mixed in for good measure with an eye on preserving a sense of mystery with an idea buried somewhere inside its fabric , but never clearly seen or felt with an important message to tell with an inauspicious with an inauspicious premise with an innocent yet fervid conviction with an intelligent , life-affirming script with an interest in new or singular sorts of film experiences with an intimate feeling , a saga of the ups and downs of friendships with an intimate heart with an open mind and considerable good cheer with an original idea for a teen movie with an undeniable energy with an underlying seriousness that sneaks up on the viewer , providing an experience that is richer than anticipated with an undeveloped narrative and enough flashbacks and heavy-handed metaphors to choke a horse -- or at least slow him down to a canter with an unflappable '50s dignity somewhere between Jane Wyman and June Cleaver with an unforgettable visual panache with an unimpeachable core of emotional truth with an utterly incompetent conclusion with any viewer forced to watch him try out so many complicated facial expressions with anyone who calls ` Slackers ' dumb , insulting , or childish with aplomb with appealing fresh faces with appropriate ferocity and thoughtfulness with attractive men with awe with bathos and pathos and the further Oprahfication of the world with beautiful , half-naked women with better aplomb and sardonic wit with better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style with better characters , some genuine quirkiness and at least a measure of style . The difference is that I truly enjoyed most of Mostly Martha while I ne with big heart with blade-thin characters with blazing guns , cheatfully filmed martial arts , disintegrating bloodsucker computer effects and jagged camera moves that serve no other purpose than to call attention to themselves with bloody beauty as vivid with bogus profundities with boundless energy with bracing intelligence and a vision both painterly and literary with breathless anticipation for a new Hal Hartley movie with breathless anticipation for a new hal hartley movie with brutal honesty and respect for its audience with buddies Chris Rock , Garry Shandling and Colin Quinn with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child with but Pinocchio . It might as well have been Problem Child IV with but they're simply not funny performers with calamity with cardboard characters and performers with celluloid garbage with charming results with cheapo animation ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) , a complex sword-and-sorcery plot and characters who all have big round eyes and Japanese names with cheapo animation ( like Saturday morning TV in the '60s ) , a complex sword-and-sorcery plot and characters who all have big round eyes and Japanese names . with chemistry galore with clever dialogue and likeable characters with cliche with cloying messages and irksome characters with clumsy dialogue , heavy-handed phoney-feeling sentiment , and an overly-familiar set with coarseness with cold vengefulness with colour and depth , and rather a good time with complexity with complicated plotting and banal dialogue with complications with concept films with considerable aplomb with considerable appeal with considerable wit with conspicuous success with crisp professionalism with crude humor and vulgar innuendo with cute accents performing ages-old slapstick and unfunny tricks with daring and verve with dazzling camera-work , dancing and music with deftly unsettling genre flair with depth with detail and nuance with disorienting force with drag gags with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage with drama , romance , tragedy , bravery , political intrigue , partisans and sabotage . Viva le Resistance with dramatic punch , a haunting ode to humanity with dumb characters with each other with ease and confidence with economical grace with efficiency and an affection for the period with elements which prove the direct antithesis of what it gets right with energetic musicals , the humor didn't quite engage this adult with energy , intelligence and verve , enhanced by a surplus of vintage archive footage with energy and innovation with enjoyable ease with enjoyable performances with enjoyably complex characters who are never what they first appear with enough action with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- with enough amusing banter -- blessedly curse-free -- to keep both kids and parents entertained with enough charisma and audacity with enough energy and excitement with enough negatives with enough sardonic wit with enough unexpected twists with enthusiasm , sensuality and a conniving wit with entirely too much focus on meal preparation and igloo construction with every cinematic tool with every cinematic tool well under his control with every mournful composition with every painful nuance , unexpected flashes of dark comedy and the character's gripping humanity with exasperating blandness by Laura Regan with extra butter with false starts with familiar situations and repetitive scenes with fantasies , daydreams , memories and one fantastic visual trope with fascinating connections with few exceptions , it rarely stoops to cheap manipulation or corny conventions to do it with few moments of joy rising above the stale material with fewer deliberate laughs , more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs with fewer gags to break the tedium with fewer gags to break the tedium . with first love sweetly with flabby rolls with flailing bodily movements with flashes of warmth and gentle humor with flawless amounts of acting , direction , story and pace with fleet turns of plot and a feast of visual amazement with fondness and respect with formalist experimentation in cinematic art with gentle humor with gentle humor , bittersweet pathos , and lyric moments with ghost imagery that shows just enough to keep us on our toes with giant plot holes with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep with good intentions with good intentions leads to the video store '' with grace and humor with grace and humor and with grace and humor and gradually with grace and panache with great cinematic innovation with great evident care with great help from Kevin Kline with great sympathy and intelligence with green's half-hearted movie career with guns , expensive cars , lots of naked women and Rocawear clothing with half the demons , half the daring , much less talent , many fewer laughs . with hazy motivations that never come into focus with heart with heart and humor with hearts of gold with heavy doses of always enticing Sayles dialogue with heavy-handed symbolism , dime-store psychology and endless scenic shots that make 105 minutes seem twice as long with her actors with her small , intelligent eyes with his affection for Astoria and its people with his affection for Astoria and its people he has given his tale a warm glow with his affection for Astoria and its people he has given his tale a warm glow . with his brawny frame and cool , composed delivery with his cast of non-actors and a gritty , no-budget approach with his effortless performance with his fake backdrops and stately pacing with his inescapable past and uncertain future in a very shapable but largely unfulfilling present with his intelligent grasp of human foibles and contradictions with his picture-perfect life with his talent with his usual intelligence and subtlety with honest performances and exceptional detail with honest performances and realistic interaction between the characters with honest performances and realistic interaction between the characters , this is a coming-of-age story with a twist with honest performances and realistic interaction between the characters , this is a coming-of-age story with a twist . with honesty , insight and humor with honesty and beauty with honesty that is tragically rare in the depiction of young women in film with human kindness and hopefulness with humor with humor , passion , and verve with humor , warmth , and intelligence with humor , warmth , and intelligence , captures a life interestingly lived with humor and a few fanciful touches with humor and poignancy with humorous observations about the general absurdity of modern life with humour and lightness with ideas that are too complex to be rapidly absorbed with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But that's just the problem with it with images that seem more like disturbing hallucinations with imagination with imagination and flair with imbecilic Mafia with impeccable comic timing , raffish charm and piercing intellect with impressive results with increasingly amused irony , the relationship between reluctant captors and befuddled captives . with incredible subtlety and acumen with indoctrinated prejudice with intelligence and care with interesting characters with interesting conflicted characters with intrigue with inventive cinematic tricks and an ironically killer soundtrack with it with its blend of frankness , civility and compassion with its celeb-strewn backdrop well used with its celeb-strewn backdrop well used . with its characters ' choices , good and ill with its characters ' choices , good and ill , that its shortcomings are remembered only as an afterthought with its crass marketing with its elbows sticking out where the knees should be with its emotional pull with its excellent use of New York locales and sharp writing with its exquisite acting , inventive screenplay , mesmerizing music , and many inimitable scenes with its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) and Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years with its fully-written characters , its determined stylishness ( which always relates to characters and story ) and Johnny Dankworth's best soundtrack in years . with its imaginative premise with its leaden acting , dull exposition and telegraphed ` surprises with its love of life and beauty with its many out-sized , out of character and logically porous action set with its moving story with its open-endedness and surprises with its own cleverness with its own cuteness with its own quirky personality with its own solemn insights with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes with its subject matter in a tasteful , intelligent manner with its subject matter in a tasteful , intelligent manner , rather than forcing us to endure every plot contrivance that the cliché-riddled genre can offer with its subjects with its unbelievable naïveté and arbitrary flashbacks with its unflinching gaze a measure of faith in the future with its wry observations with jaw-dropping action sequences , striking villains , a gorgeous color palette , astounding technology , stirring music and a boffo last hour with just a suspension of disbelief . rather with just as much intelligence with laptops , cell phones and sketchy business plans with laughs with legitimate funny with leonine power with less of Mr. Eyre's uninspired dramatics with liberal doses of dark humor , gorgeous exterior photography , and a stable-full of solid performances with lingering questions about what the film is really getting at with literally bruising jokes . Every five minutes or so , someone with little logic or continuity with little of the nervy originality of its groundbreaking small-screen progenitor with loosely connected characters and plots that never quite gel with lots of downtime in between with lots of inane , inoffensive screaming and exaggerated facial expressions with lots of laughs with lots of sloppiness with lots of somber blues and pinks with lots of tears but very little in the way of insights with love for the movies of the 1960s with love triangle is a well worn conceit . with lovely performances by Buy and Accorsi with low-brow humor , gratuitous violence and a disturbing disregard with maggots crawling on a dead dog with mainstream foreign mush like My Big Fat Greek Wedding with major pleasures from Portuguese master Manoel de Oliviera with material this rich it doesn't need it with melancholy richness with memorable zingers with miscalculations with miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax with miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax , with miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax , killing me with miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax , killing me softly with miscast leads , banal dialogue and an absurdly overblown climax , killing me softly belongs firmly in the so-bad-it's - good camp . with moments of genuine insight into the urban heart with morality with more emotional force than any other recent film with more heart . with more holes than Clyde Barrow's car with more laughs with most intelligent viewers with most of the big summer movies with motionless characters with murderous rage in 2002 with muscles and a lot more smarts , but just as endearing and easy to watch with music and laughter with nary an original idea ( or role , or edit , or score , or anything , really ) in sight with naughty fun with neither a point with nervous energy , moral ambiguity and great uncertainties with no aspirations with no discernible craft and monstrously sanctimonious with no good inside dope , and no particular bite with no great love for the original with no obvious escape with no reason for being with no signs of life with no unified whole with nothing but a Savage Garden music video on his resume with nothing but a Savage Garden music video on his resume , he has no clue about making a movie with nothing but net with nothing original in the way of slapstick sequences with nutty cliches and far too much dialogue with obvious affection , scored to perfection with some tasty boogaloo beats with often surprising twists and an intermingling of naiveté and sophistication with one of France's most inventive directors with only the odd enjoyably chewy lump with only weak claims to surrealism and black comedy with originality with originality , humour and pathos with outrageous tendencies with outtakes in which most of the characters forget their lines and just utter ` uhhh , ' which is better than most of the writing in the movie with overall feelings , broader ideas , and open-ended questions than concrete story and definitive answers with pages missing with passable performances from everyone in the cast with passion with passion and attitude with passion and energy with passionate enthusiasms like Martin Scorsese with pat storylines , precious circumstances and beautiful stars with performances that are all understated and touching with phony humility barely camouflaging grotesque narcissism with phony imagery or music with pitch-perfect acting with pitifully few real laughs with plausibility with plenty of action and almost no substance with plenty of entertainment value with plenty of slapstick humor for the kids , lots of in-jokes for the adults and heart enough for everyone with plot holes big enough for its titular hero to drive his sleek black BMW through with poetic force and buoyant feeling with poetic imagery with poignancy with pointless extremes with potent doses of honesty and sensitivity with potential with pretension -- and sometimes plain wacky implausibility -- with promise with purpose and finesse with quirks that might make the award-winning Coen brothers envious with raw emotions with raw urban humor with real thematic heft with real world events with really poor comedic writing with really solid performances by Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes with really solid performances by Ving Rhames and Wesley Snipes . with receding hairline , weathered countenance and American Breckin Meyer's ridiculously inappropriate Valley Boy voice with regret and , ultimately , finding redemption with remarkable assuredness for a first-timer with remarkable serenity and discipline with remarkable skill with resonance with restraint and a delicate ambiguity with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and with results that are sometimes bracing , sometimes baffling and quite often , and in unexpected ways , touching with revelation and excitement with revulsion with rewards to be had by all willing to make the effort to reap them with robert de niro for the tv-cops comedy showtime with roussillon providing comic relief with scams within scams within scams with scenes so true and heartbreaking with scenes that seem simply an ill fit with sci-fi video game graphics and Disney-fied adolescent angst with second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds with self-loathing with sensitivity and skill with serious ideas with seriously dumb characters , which somewhat dilutes the pleasure of watching them with seriousness and compassion with several survivors , whose riveting memories are rendered with such clarity that it's as if it all happened only yesterday with sharp ears and eyes with shootings , beatings , and more cussing with silly action sequences with sincerity and devotion with singles of many ages with skill with slow pacing with snappy dialogue with so many distracting special effects and visual party tricks with so much first-rate talent with so much passion with solid fight choreography and gritty prison authenticity with solid performances and eerie atmosphere with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances with some awesome action photography and surfing with some contrived banter , cliches and some loose ends with some fancy special effects with some fine acting with some glimpses of nature and family warmth with some ingenious plot devices and some with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . with some ingenious plot devices and some lavishly built settings . . with some laughs and a smile with some powerful people with some real shocks in store for unwary viewers . with some serious sparkles with some serious sparkles . with some tasty boogaloo beats with something cool with sorrow , longing and love with soul with spellbinding imagery and the entrancing music of Philip Glass with spikes of sly humor with spirit , purpose and emotionally bruised characters who add up to more than body count with splendid singing with square conviction with star power , a pop-induced score with strange and wonderful creatures with strangeness than excellence with strong themes of familial ties and spirituality that are powerful and moving without stooping to base melodrama with stunning animation with stunning architecture with style with style and empathy with style and even some depth with subplots involving the various Silbersteins that it feels more like the pilot episode of a TV series than a feature film with such a buoyant , expressive flow of images with such a rah-rah , patriotic tone with such a wallop of you-are-there immediacy with such aching beauty and truth with such aching beauty and truth that it brings tears to your eyes with such affecting grace and cultural specificity with such an engrossing story that will capture the minds and hearts of many with such atmospheric ballast that shrugging off the plot's persnickety problems with such clarity with such confidence with such exuberance and passion with such fury with such good humor with such insight and celebratory verve with such life-embracing spirit with such operatic grandeur with such patronising reverence with such provocative material with such sensitivity with such unrelenting Dickensian decency with superb performances throughout with swaggering machismo and over-the-top lunacy with table manners with taking insane liberties and doing the goofiest stuff out of left field with talent with telling scenes with tension with terrific computer graphics , inventive action sequences and a droll sense of humor with terrific flair with the American Dream with the Waldo Salt Screenwriting award with the affable cast with the bad lighting that's often written off as indie film naturalism with the best of Herzog's works with the best of them with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints with the breathtaking landscapes and villainous varmints there to distract you from the ricocheting with the candy-like taste of it fading faster than 25-cent bubble gum with the candy-like taste of it fading faster than 25-cent bubble gum , I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . with the candy-like taste of it fading faster than 25-cent bubble gum , I realized this is a throwaway movie that won't stand the test of time . It's a trifle . with the characters , who are so believable that you feel what they feel with the chilling sights with the cliché-laden screenplay with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard with the consequences of words and with the complicated emotions fueling terrorist acts with the contrivances and overwrought emotion of soap with the cozy feeling of relaxing around old friends with the crisp clarity of a fall dawn with the damned for perpetrating Patch Adams with the delight of discovery with the destruction of property and , potentially , of life with the director taking a hands-off approach when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling with the director taking a hands-off approach when he should have shaped the story to show us why it's compelling . with the disorienting unreality of the seemingly broken-down fourth wall of the movie screen with the drowsy heaviness of synchronized swimmer wearing a wool wetsuit with the dull , nerdy folks that inhabit Cherish with the emphasis on self-empowering schmaltz and big-wave surfing that gives pic its title an afterthought with the entire project having the feel of something tossed off quickly ( like one of Hubert's punches ) with the excitement of the festival in Cannes with the fast , funny with the fast , funny , and even touching story with the feral intensity of the young Bette Davis with the ferocity of a frozen burrito with the finest of specials with the gifted Pearce on hand to keep things on semi-stable ground dramatically with the gifted Pearce on hand to keep things on semi-stable ground dramatically , this retooled Machine is ultimately effective enough at achieving the modest , crowd-pleasing goals it sets for itself . with the hail of bullets , none of which ever seem to hit with the humor and intelligence of the script with the illogic of Series 7 with the impossible task of making them jell with the impression that you should have gotten more out of it than you did with the incessant lounge music playing in the film's background with the inescapable conclusion with the inherent absurdity of Ganesh's rise with the intellectual and emotional impact of an after-school special with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves with the intelligent French drama with the intricate preciseness of the best short story writing with the kind of detachment that makes any given frame look like a family's custom-made Christmas card with the kind of social texture and realism that would be foreign in American teen comedies with the kind of visual flair that shows what great cinema can really do with the lazy material and the finished product's unshapely look with the lovely Hush with the lovely hush with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms . Leoni's Ellie with the magic he's spun with the Hollywood empress of Ms. Leoni's Ellie with the misfortune of being released a few decades too late with the most emotional resonance with the pale script with the precision of the insurance actuary with the pubescent scandalous with the rat-a-tat energy of `` His Girl Friday , '' maintaining a light touch while tackling serious themes with the right actors and with the kind of visual flair that shows what great cinema can really do with the same number of continuity errors with the sensation of having just witnessed a great performance with the sensibility of a video director with the shadow side of American culture with the sleeper movie of the summer award with the sloppy slapstick comedy with the solution to another with the subject of love head-on with the surface histrionics failing to compensate for the paper-thin characterizations and facile situations with the task of divining meaning with the terrifying message with the testimony of satisfied customers with the the wisdom and humor of its subjects with the timeless source material with the titillating material with the transparent attempts at moralizing with the two leads delivering Oscar-caliber performances with the two-wrongs-make-a-right chemistry between Jolie and Burns with the unexplained baboon cameo with the unfortunate trump card being the dreary mid-section of the film with the unsettling spookiness of the supernatural with the visceral sensation of longing , lasting traces of Charlotte's web of desire and desperation with the warning '' For serious film buffs only with the weak payoff with the worst with their charisma with their fathers with their memorable and resourceful performances with their super-powers , their super-simple animation and their super-dooper-adorability intact with this film is that it's forced to make its characters idiots in order to advance the plot . with this film that even 3 Oscar winners can't overcome with this material with this movie - despite its myriad flaws with this moving , effective little film with this one too with this silly little puddle of a movie with this tortured , dull artist and monster-in-the with too little with too little excitement and zero compelling storyline with too many characters and events , all intertwined and far too complicated to keep track of with too many contrivances and goofy situations with too much exploitation and too little art with tremendous promise with tremendous skill with two fine , nuanced lead performances with two of the year's most accomplished and riveting film performances with unanswered questions that it requires gargantuan leaps of faith just to watch it with unblinking candor with unexpected comedy with unimaginable demons with unimpeachable clarity with universal appeal with unlikable , spiteful idiots with unpleasant characters , hit-and-miss performances and awkwardly staged scenes with untalented people with us with us is a minor miracle with verve with very little story or character with vibrance and warmth with vibrant charm with virtuoso throat-singing with vivid characters and a warm , moving message with weak dialogue and biopic with which actor and director take on life's urgent questions with which it integrates thoughtfulness and pasta-fagioli comedy with which it tries to pump life into overworked elements from Eastwood's Dirty Harry period with which to bludgeon myself unconscious with wisdom and emotion with wit with wit and originality with wit it plays like a reading from Bartlett's Familiar Quotations with witty dialogue and inventive moments with wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender with wry humor and genuine pathos with wry humor and genuine pathos , with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially with wry humor and genuine pathos , especially between Morgan and Redgrave with yawn-provoking dullness with yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective with you long after it's over with young adults with your green plastic army men were more exciting with your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms with zero-dimensional , unlikable characters and hackneyed , threadbare comic setups with zombies withered withering witherspoon's talents within a wallflower within its warm within one family test boundaries in this intelligent and restrained coming-of-age drama . within scams within scams within scams within the seas of their personalities without ( de niro ) , city by the sea would slip under the waves . he drags it back , single-handed without a conclusion or pay off without a glimmer of intelligence or invention without a map without a trace of sentimentality without any more substance ... without any of its satirical without any of its sense of fun or energy without any of the pretension associated with the term without any passion without any redeeming without beauty or humor without being forceful without being forceful , sad without being shrill without being funny simply by structuring the scenes as if they were jokes : a setup , delivery and payoff without being insightful without being memorable without being overstated without being shrill without bestowing the subject with the intelligence or sincerity it unequivocally deserves without bludgeoning the audience over the head without cheesy fun factor without cheesy fun factor . without chills without clobbering the audience over the head without context -- journalistic or historical without doing all that much to correct them without doubt an artist of uncompromising vision without even a hint of that typical kiddie-flick sentimentality without ever being self-important without ever succumbing to sentimentality without following up on a deeper level without fully understanding what it was that made the story relevant in the first place without having much dramatic impact without in any way demeaning its subjects without intent without it ever becoming preachy or syrupy without its pleasures without lectures or confrontations without merit without missing a beat . Ben Kingsley is truly funny without much energy or tension without much interest in the Elizabethans without much interest in the elizabethans ( as well as rank frustration from those in the know about rubbo's dumbed-down tactics ) without much of a story without much success without neglecting character development for even one minute without once denying the hardscrabble lives of people on the economic fringes of Margaret Thatcher's ruinous legacy without once denying the hardscrabble lives of people on the economic fringes of Margaret Thatcher's ruinous legacy , he insists on the importance of those moments when people can connect and express their love for each other without oppressive without overdoing it without passion or politics without placing their parents in a coma-like state without reeking of research library dust without relying on technology-of-the-moment technique or pretentious dialogue without resorting to camp as Nicholas ' wounded and wounding Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur without respite without sacrificing any of the cultural intrigue without sacrificing its high-minded appeal without sacrificing the integrity of the opera without sentimentalizing it or denying its brutality , transforms that reality into a lyrical and celebratory vision without sham the raw-nerved story without stickiness without style without that silly ponytail without the balm of right-thinking ideology , either liberal or conservative . Mr . Scorsese's bravery and integrity in advancing this vision can hardly be underestimated without the benefit of decent acting , writing , and direction without the dark spookiness of crystal lake camp , the horror concept completely without the dark spookiness of crystal lake camp , the horror concept completely loses its creepy menace . without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway . without the right-on satiric humor without the snap-crackle without the use of special effects , but rather by emphasizing the characters without the vulgarity and without the vulgarity and with an intelligent , life-affirming script without thrills without thrills and a mystery without thrills and a mystery devoid without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing without your pulse ever racing witless witless ageism witless attempt witless attempt at mating witless attempt at mating Some Like It Hot with the WWII espionage thriller witless mess witless script witlessness witlessness between a not-so-bright mother and daughter and witlessness between a not-so-bright mother and daughter and an even less capable trio of criminals witness the crazy confluence of purpose and taste witnessed a great performance wittgenstein wittgenstein and kirkegaard wittier witty witty , captivating film witty , captivating film about friendship , love , memory , trust and loyalty witty , improbable romantic comedy witty , seductive witty , trenchant , witty , whimsical feature witty , wistful new film witty . witty . Mocking them now is an exercise in pointlessness witty and witty and beneath witty and inventive witty and inventive , too witty and sophisticated witty designs witty dialogue witty dialogue and witty dialogue and inventive witty dialogue and inventive moments witty expose witty feature witty follow-up witty follow-up . witty script witty updatings ( Silver's parrot has been replaced with Morph , a cute alien creature who mimics everyone and everything around ) wives are worse wizened wladyslaw szpilman , who is not only a pianist , but a good human being won't argue with anyone who calls ` Slackers ' dumb , insulting , or childish won't be able to look away for a second won't be an ) won't be disappointed won't be disappointed . won't be long before you'll spy I Spy at a video store near you won't be placed in the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers but it is a whole lot of fun and you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , won't be placed in the pantheon of the best of the swashbucklers but it is a whole lot of fun and you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , have a whale of a good time . won't be remembered as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films won't be remembered as one of ( Witherspoon's ) better films . won't be sitting through this one again won't be sorry won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater won't be to Clooney fans or adventure buffs , but to moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers won't be to Clooney fans or adventure buffs , but to moviegoers who enjoy thinking about compelling questions with no easy answers . won't believe much of it won't care won't convert you won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . won't enjoy the movie at all won't enjoy the movie at all . won't exactly know what's happening but you'll be blissfully exhausted . won't feel cheated by the high infidelity of Unfaithful won't feel cheated by the high infidelity of Unfaithful . won't feel like it's wasted yours won't find anything to get excited about on this DVD won't fly with most intelligent viewers . won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather won't go away won't have any trouble getting kids to eat up these Veggies won't have any trouble getting kids to eat up these Veggies . won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look won't have you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look . won't hold up over the long haul won't join the pantheon of great monster\/science fiction flicks that we have come to love won't join the pantheon of great monster\/science fiction flicks that we have come to love ... won't know much more when you leave won't know much more when you leave . won't like Roger won't like looking at it won't look at religious fanatics -- or backyard sheds -- the same way again . won't make much of a splash when it's released won't make much of a splash when it's released , won't make much of a splash when it's released , and won't make much of a splash when it's released , and will not be remembered long afterwards won't much care about won't need a magic watch to stop time won't rock any boats won't rock any boats but is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking won't rock any boats but is solid meat-and-potatoes filmmaking . won't score points for political correctness won't see the next six won't sit still for a sociology lesson won't stand the cold light of day won't stand the test of time won't still be tapping won't want to miss won't want to miss About A Boy won't want to miss About A Boy . won't win many fans over the age of 12 wobbly wobbly premise work woe woe-is-me woefully dull woefully hackneyed woefully hackneyed movie wolfish pessimism women's clothing can cover up any deficiency in acting , writing or direction women's self-actualization women , water , nature , and sexuality women as pathetic , dysfunctional and destructive women like idiots women she knows , and very likely is . When all is said and done , she loves them to pieces -- and so , I trust women torn apart by a legacy of abuse won won -- won -- and won -- and wins still won my heart wonder wonder , ` wonder , ` What's the point ? wonder , ` What's the point ? ' wonder , ` what's the point ? wonder , ` what's the point ? ' wonder . wonder about big questions wonder about big questions with sincerity and devotion wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers wonder how on earth anyone , anywhere could have thought they'd make audiences guffaw with a script as utterly diabolical as this wonder if Lawrence hates criticism so much that he refuses to evaluate his own work wonder what anyone saw in this film that allowed it to get made wonder what anyone saw in this film that allowed it to get made . wonder what the point of it is wonder what the reaction of Israelis will be to this supposedly evenhanded presentation wonder why . They felt like the same movie to me wonder why Enough wasn't just a music video rather than a full-length movie wonder why Enough wasn't just a music video rather than a full-length movie . wonder why Paul Thomas Anderson ever had the inclination to make the most sincere and artful movie in which Adam Sandler will probably ever appear wonder why it's necessary wondered what an ending without the input of studio executives or test audiences would look like wonderful wonderful , ghastly wonderful , ghastly film wonderful , imaginative wonderful , imaginative script wonderful , sobering , heart-felt drama wonderful . wonderful . As Warren he stumbles in search of all the emotions and life experiences he's neglected over the years wonderful acting clinic wonderful all-ages triumph wonderful as the long-faced sad sack wonderful but wonderful but sometimes confusing wonderful but sometimes confusing flashback wonderful character-based comedy . wonderful cinematography wonderful combination wonderful creatures wonderful ensemble cast wonderful film wonderful film to bring to IMAX wonderful movie wonderful on the big screen wonderful performances wonderful performances that tug at your heart in ways that utterly transcend gender wonderful portrait wonderful subject wonderful tale wonderful thing wonderful time wonderfully wonderfully creepy wonderfully creepy mood wonderfully dyspeptic wonderfully edited wonderfully fresh wonderfully fresh moments wonderfully funny wonderfully funny moments wonderfully loopy wonderfully loopy tale wonderfully loopy tale of love , longing , and voting wonderfully lush wonderfully respectful of its past wonderfully respectful of its past and wonderfully respectful of its past and thrilling enough to make it abundantly clear that this movie phenomenon has once again reinvented itself for a new generation wonderfully speculative wonderfully speculative character wonderfully sprawling wonderfully sprawling soap opera wonderfully sympathetic wonderfully vulgar wonderfully warm wonderfully warm human drama wondering -- sometimes amusedly , sometimes impatiently -- just what this strenuously unconventional movie is supposed to be wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll wondering less about its ideas and more about its characterization of Hitler and the contrived nature of its provocative conclusion wondering what all that jazz was about `` Chicago '' in 2002 wondering what will happen to her and wondering what will happen to her and wishing her the best -- whatever that might mean wondering why Lee's character didn't just go to a bank manager and save everyone the misery wondering why these people mattered wondering why you've been watching all this strutting and posturing wonderment and wonderment and excitement wonderous wonderous accomplishment wonders , enhancing the cultural and economic subtext , bringing richer meaning to the story's morals wonders , enhancing the cultural and economic subtext , bringing richer meaning to the story's morals . wondrous wondrous beats wondrous love story wondrously wondrously creative wooden delivery wooden dialogue wooden performances woozy woozy quality word ` dog ' wordplay and clever plot contrivances words and words don't really do the era justice . words like '' horrible '' wordy wore wore out its welcome well wore out its welcome well before the end credits rolled about 45 minutes in wore out its welcome well before the end credits rolled about 45 minutes in . wore out its welcome with audiences several years ago work , especially since the actresses in the lead roles are all more than competent work , love stories require the full emotional involvement work , love stories require the full emotional involvement and support of a viewer work -- is charming work -- is charming , work -- is charming , is moving work and 2002's first great film work as a jaunt down memory lane for teens and young adults who grew up on televised Scooby-Doo shows or reruns work as an addictive guilty pleasure but the material never overcomes its questionable satirical ambivalence . This Scarlet's letter is A ... as in aimless , arduous , and arbitrary work as shallow entertainment , work as shallow entertainment , not remotely incisive enough to qualify as drama , Monsoon work as well as a remarkably faithful one work because there is no foundation for it work better work better as a real documentary without the insinuation of mediocre acting or a fairly trite narrative work from a gifted director who definitely has something on his mind work from a gifted director who definitely has something on his mind . work from start to finish . work in concert work in something that doesn't feel like a half-baked stand-up routine work in the same vein as the brilliance of Animal House work its magic work more often than not work more than it probably should work much better as a one-hour TV documentary work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . Immediately work of extraordinary journalism work that lacks both a purpose and a strong pulse work that lacks both a purpose and a strong pulse . work the words `` radical '' or `` suck '' work to see it at the first opportunity work to see it at the first opportunity . work up work up much entertainment value work us over , with second helpings of love , romance , tragedy , false dawns , real dawns , comic relief , two separate crises during marriage ceremonies , and the lush scenery of the Cotswolds work with , sort of like Michael Jackson's nose work yet , this girl-woman who sincerely believes she can thwart the world's misery with blind good will . worked worked against the maker's minimalist intent worked better as a one-hour TV documentary worked five years ago worked five years ago but has since lost its fizz worked for me worked last time , worked last time , repeats it and adds more characters worked so much better dealing in only one reality worked this hard to achieve this little fun worked too hard on this movie worked wonders worked wonders with the material working properly working to develop her own film language with conspicuous success working women -- or at least this working woman -- for whom she shows little understanding working-class subjects workman's workmanlike workmanlike in the extreme workplace ambition works , including its somewhat convenient ending works , including its somewhat convenient ending . works , it's thanks to Huston's revelatory performance . works - works - mostly due to its superior cast works - mostly due to its superior cast of characters works - mostly due to its superior cast of characters . works against itself works and qualifies as cool at times works and qualifies as cool at times , but works and qualifies as cool at times , but is just too lame to work or be cool at others works as a treatise on spirituality as well as a solid sci-fi thriller works as an unusual biopic and document of male swingers in the Playboy era works as well as it does because of the performances works beautifully works beautifully as a movie works beautifully as a movie without sacrificing the integrity of the opera works beautifully as a movie without sacrificing the integrity of the opera . works because its flabbergasting principals , 14-year-old Robert MacNaughton , 6-year-old Drew Barrymore and 10-year-old Henry Thomas , convince us of the existence of the wise , wizened visitor from a faraway planet works because of the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm works because of the ideal casting of the masterful British actor Ian Holm as the aged Napoleon works because of the universal themes , earnest performances ... and excellent use of music by India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh works because of the universal themes , earnest performances ... and excellent use of music by India's popular Gulzar and Jagjit Singh . works better than its predecessors is that Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies works better than its predecessors is that Myers is no longer simply spoofing the mini-mod-madness of '60s spy movies . works better the less the brain is engaged works both as a detailed personal portrait and as a rather frightening examination of modern times works effortlessly works effortlessly at delivering genuine , acerbic laughs works even without vulgarity , sex scenes , and cussing works its magic works its magic with such exuberance and passion works its magic with such exuberance and passion that the film's length becomes a part of its fun works its magic with such exuberance and passion that the film's length becomes a part of its fun . works its way underneath the skin like few movies works its way up works its way up to merely bad rather than painfully awful works more often than it doesn't works more often than it doesn't . works nothing short of a minor miracle in Unfaithful . works on any number of levels works on no level whatsoever for me works on no level whatsoever for me . works on several levels works on several levels , works on several levels , openly works on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull works on several levels , openly questioning social mores while ensnaring the audience with its emotional pull . works on so many different levels works on so many different levels that it not only invites works on some levels works on some levels and works on some levels and is certainly worth seeing at least once . works on the whodunit level as its larger themes get lost in the murk of its own making works out works out his issues with his dad and comes to terms with his picture-perfect life works reasonably well as a star vehicle for Zhao works reasonably well as a star vehicle for Zhao . works smoothly works smoothly under the direction of Spielberg , who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely works smoothly under the direction of Spielberg , who does a convincing impersonation here of a director enjoying himself immensely . works so well works so well I'm almost recommending it , anyway works so well I'm almost recommending it , anyway -- maybe not to everybody , but certainly to people with a curiosity about works so well I'm almost recommending it , anyway -- maybe not to everybody , but certainly to people with a curiosity about how a movie can go very right , and then step wrong works so well for the first 89 minutes works so well for the first 89 minutes , works so well for the first 89 minutes , but works so well for the first 89 minutes , but ends so horrendously confusing works spectacularly well works spectacularly well ... works spectacularly well ... A shiver-inducing , nerve-rattling ride works spectacularly well ... A shiver-inducing , nerve-rattling ride . works superbly works superbly here works the way a good noir should works up works up a few scares works well works well and works well and will appeal even to those who aren't too familiar with turntablism works well and will appeal even to those who aren't too familiar with turntablism . works well enough works well enough , since the thrills pop up frequently works well enough to make it worth watching works with Weaver's sensitive reactions works with Weaver's sensitive reactions to make this a two-actor master class works with Weaver's sensitive reactions to make this a two-actor master class . workshop mentality world cinema's most wondrously gifted artists world music world-class world-class actor world-class filmmaker world-renowned worldly knowledge worldly knowledge comes from TV reruns and supermarket tabloids worldly-wise and very funny worldly-wise and very funny script worm its way into your heart worn worn a bit thin worn a bit thin over the years worn a bit thin over the years , worn by Lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences worn by lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences worn threadbare worn-out worn-out material worry worry about being subjected to farts , urine , feces , semen , or any of the other foul substances worry about it causing significant harm and not smelly enough to bother despising worry about what classic Oliver Parker intends to mangle next time worrying about covering all the drama in Frida's life worse worse , worse , routine worse : the poor acting by the ensemble cast , the flat dialogue by Vincent R. Nebrida or the gutless direction by Laurice Guillen worse sign worse stunt editing worse stunt editing or worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production worse stunt editing or cheaper action movie production values than in Extreme Ops worse than bland worse than you can imagine worse than your substandard , run-of-the-mill Hollywood picture worse yet worshipful worshipful than your random E ! True Hollywood Story worst worst -- and only -- worst -- and only -- killer website movie worst National Lampoon film worst boxing movie worst cinematic tragedies worst comedy worst elements worst enemy worst excesses worst film worst film comedies worst films worst harangues worst instincts worst kind worst movie worst movies worst of all -- worst possibilities worst revenge-of-the-nerds clichés worst sense worst sin worst special-effects creation worst thing worst titles worst way worth a look worth a look for its true-to-life characters , its sensitive acting , its unadorned view of rural life and the subtle direction of first-timer Hilary Birmingham worth a peek worth a recommendation worth a rental worth a summertime look-see worth catching worth checking out at theaters worth checking out for the performances alone worth cheering as a breakthrough worth following worth particular worth particular attention worth recommending because of two marvelous performances by Michael Caine and Brendan Fraser worth revisiting worth seeing worth seeing , talking and singing heads and all worth seeing at least once worth seeing for Ambrose's performance worth seeing for Ambrose's performance . worth seeing just on the basis of the wisdom , and at times , the startling optimism , of the children worth seeking out worth sitting through worth taking worth telling worth the concentration worth the effort worth the extra effort to see an artist , still committed to growth in his ninth decade , change while remaining true to his principles worth the journey worth the look worth the price of admission worth the price of admission ? Absolutely not . It sucked . Would I see it again ? worth the promise worth the time worth the trip worth the trip to the theatre worth waiting for worth watching worth watching , paths worth following worth yet another visit worth your seven bucks worth your time worthless worthless film worthwhile worthwhile about Collision Course worthwhile addition worthwhile documentary worthwhile effort worthwhile environmental message worthwhile for reminding us that this sort of thing does , in fact , still happen in America worthwhile glimpse worthwhile moviegoing experience worthwhile themes worthwhile topic worthwhile tutorial worthwhile way worthy worthy EMI recording worthy addition worthy and worthy and devastating worthy companion worthy entry worthy environmentalism worthy follow-up worthy idea worthy of David Mamet worthy of Puccini worthy of a couple hours of summertime and a bucket of popcorn . Nothing overly original worthy of a place alongside the other Hannibal movies worthy of a place alongside the other Hannibal movies ? worthy of her considerable talents worthy of our respect worthy of the price of a ticket worthy predecessors worthy substitute worthy successor worthy tribute would've been a far better title . would've reeked of a been-there , done-that sameness . would've worked a lot better had it been a short film would've worked a lot better had it been a short film . would -- with moist eyes would anyone cast the magnificent Jackie Chan in a movie full of stunt doubles and special effects would anyone cast the magnificent Jackie Chan in a movie full of stunt doubles and special effects ? would avoid would be a film that isn't this painfully forced , false and fabricated would be a lot better if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor would be a lot better if it pared down its plots and characters to a few rather than dozens ... or if it were subtler ... or if it had a sense of humor . would be a lot better if it stuck to Betty Fisher and left out the other stories would be a page-turner would be a rarity in Hollywood would be a shame if this was your introduction to one of the greatest plays of the last 100 years would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows would be a toss-up between presiding over the end of cinema as we know it and another night of delightful hand shadows . would be a total washout would be a total washout . would be a welcome improvement would be an abridged edition would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel would be barely enough to sustain an interstitial program on the Discovery Channel . would be better as a diary or documentary would be better off investing in the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , or the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production would be better off investing in the worthy EMI recording that serves as the soundtrack , or the home video of the 1992 Malfitano-Domingo production . would be better to wait for the video . And a very rainy day would be consigned to the dustbin of history would be disingenuous to call Reno a great film would be easy for critics to shred it would be easy for critics to shred it . would be envious of would be even worse behind the camera than he is in front of it would be forgettable if it weren't such a clever adaptation of the bard's tragic play would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi would be great to see this turd squashed under a truck , preferably a semi . would be hard to think of a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun would be hard to think of a recent movie that has worked this hard to achieve this little fun . would be hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop would be hard-pressed to find a movie with a bigger , fatter heart than Barbershop . would be impossible to sit through would be like to be smack in the middle of a war zone armed with nothing but a camera would be me : fighting off the urge to doze would be me : fighting off the urge to doze . would be more at home on a daytime television serial would be more at home on the small screen but for its stellar cast would be over in five minutes but instead the plot would be precious little left . would be rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest would be rendered tedious by Avary's failure to construct a story with even a trace of dramatic interest . would be terrific to read about would be to underestimate just how dangerous entertainments like it can be would be to underestimate just how dangerous entertainments like it can be . would be very possible for a reasonably intelligent person to sit through its tidal wave of imagery and not get this vision at all would be very sweet indeed would become `` the punk kids ' revolution would call it , ` Hungry-Man portions of bad ' would change the fact that what we have here is a load of clams left in the broiling sun for a good three days would choose the Cliff-Notes over reading a full-length classic would count for very little if the movie weren't as beautifully shaped and as delicately calibrated in tone as it is would do better elsewhere would do better elsewhere . would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes would do well to cram earplugs in their ears and put pillowcases over their heads for 87 minutes . would end up with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender would ever work in a McCulloch production again if they looked at how this movie turned out would expect nothing less from this bunch would fail and perhaps explode would fit Chan like a $ 99 bargain-basement special would force you to give it a millisecond of thought would go back and choose to skip it would go back and choose to skip it . would gobble in Dolby Digital stereo would have a good time here would have a good time here . would have a hard time sitting through this one would have a hard time sitting through this one . would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` Girl in Bar # 3 . would have a résumé loaded with credits like `` Girl in Bar # 3 . '' would have a universal product code instead of a title would have a universal product code instead of a title . would have been benefited from a sharper , cleaner script before it went in front of the camera would have been better off dead would have been better off dead . would have been better off staying on the festival circuit would have been better than the fiction would have been better than the fiction it has concocted would have been called The Hills Have Antlers and played for about three weeks in drive-ins would have been doing something wrong would have been funnier if the director had released the outtakes theatrically and used the film as a bonus feature on the DVD would have been just another bad movie would have been just another bad movie . would have been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie would have been just another bad movie . Now it's a bad , embarrassing movie . would have been perfect for an old '' Twilight Zone '' episode would have been to hide Treasure Planet entirely and completely reimagine it . would have benefited from a little more dramatic tension and some more editing would have benefited from a little more dramatic tension and some more editing . would have done well to end this flawed , dazzling series with the raising of something other than his own cremaster would have easily tipped this film into the `` A '' range , as is would have felt like a cheat would have just gone more over-the-top instead of trying to have it both ways would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further would have liked it more if it had just gone that one step further . would have liked it much more if Harry & Tonto never existed would have likely wound up a TNT Original would have made Vittorio De Sica proud would have made the film more cohesive would have made this a superior movie would have more reverence for the material . would have no problem giving it an unqualified recommendation would have no problem giving it an unqualified recommendation . would have preferred a transfer down the hall to Mr . Holland's class for the music , or to Robin Williams's lecture so I could listen to a teacher with humor , passion , and verve . would have preferred a transfer down the hall to Mr. Holland's class for the music , or to Robin Williams's lecture so I could listen to a teacher with humor , passion , and verve . would have saved this film a world of hurt would have saved this film a world of hurt . would have tactfully pretended not to see it and left it lying there would have to be mighty bored to even think of staying with this for more than , say , ten ... make that three minutes would if this latest and laziest imaginable of all vintage-TV spinoffs were capable of engendering an emotional response of any kind would imagine , as searching for a quarter in a giant pile of elephant feces ... positively dreadful would know what to make of this Italian freakshow would know what to make of this Italian freakshow . would leave the theater with a lower I.Q. than when I had entered would leave you cold would like to dismiss the film would likely be most effective if used as a tool to rally anti-Catholic protestors . would look a lot like this alarming production , adapted from Anne Rice's novel The Vampire Chronicles would look like something like this would love this . would make an excellent companion piece to the similarly themed ` The French Lieutenant's Woman would make an excellent companion piece to the similarly themed ` The French Lieutenant's Woman . would make an excellent companion piece to the similarly themed ` The French Lieutenant's Woman . ' would make it a great piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art would make it a great piece to watch with kids and use to introduce video as art . would make it the darling of many a kids-and-family-oriented cable channel would make such a strainingly cute film -- with a blind orphan at its center , no less -- indicates where his ambitions have wandered would make this a moving experience for people who haven't read the book wouldn't add up to the time required to boil a four - minute egg wouldn't add up to the time required to boil a four - minute egg . wouldn't be my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7 . 00 wouldn't be my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7 . 00 . wouldn't be my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7.00 wouldn't be my preferred way of spending 100 minutes or $ 7.00 . wouldn't be too crazy with his great-grandson's movie splitting up in pretty much the same way . wouldn't call The Good Girl a date movie ( an anti-date movie is more like it ) wouldn't exist without the precedent of Yiddish theater , whose jolly , fun-for-fun's - sake communal spirit goes to the essence of Broadway wouldn't have taken the protagonists a full hour to determine that in order to kill a zombie you must shoot it in the head wouldn't have the guts to make . wouldn't know subtle characterization if it put on a giant furry monster costume and then gave them a lapdance wouldn't know subtle characterization if it put on a giant furry monster costume and then gave them a lapdance . wouldn't make Trouble Every Day any better wouldn't make Trouble Every Day any better . wouldn't matter so much that this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny wouldn't matter so much that this arrogant Richard Pryor wannabe's routine is offensive , puerile and unimaginatively foul-mouthed if it was at least funny . wouldn't turn down a big bowl of that wouldn't want to live waydowntown would not improve much after a therapeutic zap of shock treatment would not improve much after a therapeutic zap of shock treatment . would not likely be so stupid as to get would notice -- but it's a pleasurable trifle . would pay a considerable ransom not to be looking at would probably be duking it out with The Queen of the Damned for the honor . would probably have worked better as a one-hour TV documentary would probably have worked better as a one-hour TV documentary . would probably work better as a real documentary without the insinuation of mediocre acting or a fairly trite narrative would quickly change the channel would reach for a barf bag would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris would recommend Big Bad Love only to Winger fans who have missed her since 1995's Forget Paris . would require many sessions on the couch of Dr . Freud . would require many sessions on the couch of Dr. Freud would require many sessions on the couch of Dr. Freud . would require the patience of Job to get through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture would require the patience of Job to get through this interminable , shapeless documentary about the swinging subculture . would say , yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' would say , yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . would seem less of a trifle if Ms . Sugarman followed through on her defiance of the saccharine . would seem to be surefire casting would seem to be surefire casting . would seem to be surefire casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders would seem to be surefire casting . The catch is that they're stuck with a script that prevents them from firing on all cylinders . would seem to have a lock on the title of ugliest movie of the year would send this ill-conceived folly to sleep with the fishes would send this ill-conceived folly to sleep with the fishes . would shun her kids , travel to one of the most dangerous parts of the world , don fatigues and become G . I . Jane would sink Laurence Olivier would stoop so low would subtlety be lost on the target audience would surely have called this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn would surely have called this gutsy and at times exhilarating movie a great yarn . would take a complete moron to foul up a screen adaptation of Oscar Wilde's classic satire would tax Einstein's brain would tax Einstein's brain . would want to see Crossroads if they're not big fans of teen pop kitten Britney Spears would work much better as a one-hour TV documentary . would work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave would work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . would work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . Immediately would work much better as a video installation in a museum , where viewers would be free to leave . Immediately . would-be characters wound-licking wounding Uncle Ralph . It's a great performance and a reminder of Dickens ' grandeur woven of romance , dancing , singing , and unforgettable characters woven together skilfully wow wow ' factor wow , wow , so who knew charles dickens could be so light-hearted ? wow factors wrap the proceedings up neatly wrap things up and send the viewers home wrapped in the heart-pounding suspense of a stylish psychological thriller wrapped up in the characters wrapped up in the characters , how they make their choices , and why wrapped up into one wrapping the theater wrapping the theater in a cold blanket of urban desperation wraps back around wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today , wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today , but wraps back around on itself in the kind of elegant symmetry that's rare in film today , but be warned wraps up wreak wreak havoc in other cultures wreaked wreck wreckage wrecks any chance of the movie rising above similar fare wrench my eyes out wrench my eyes out of my head wrench my eyes out of my head and wrench my eyes out of my head and toss them at the screen wrenching performances wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief wretched wretched movie wretched sound design wretched work wretchedly wretchedly unfunny wannabe wretchedly unfunny wannabe comedy wretchedness write and deliver a one liner as well as anybody writer's diapers writer \/ director m . night shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable writer \/ director m . night shyamalan's ability to pull together easily accessible stories that resonate with profundity is undeniable . writer and director Burr Steers knows the territory writer-director Attal thought he need only cast himself writer-director Danny Verete's three tales comprise a powerful and reasonably fulfilling gestalt . writer-director Douglas McGrath's even-toned direction writer-director Eric Byler , who understands the power of the implicit and the virtues of simplicity and economy writer-director Kurt Wimmer writer-director Michael Kalesniko's How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog is slight but unendurable . writer-director Peter Mattei's first feature microwaves dull leftover romantic motifs basted in faux-contemporary gravy . writer-director david jacobson and his star , jeremy renner writer-director david jacobson and his star , jeremy renner , have made a remarkable film that explores the monster's psychology not in order to excuse him but rather to demonstrate that his pathology evolved from human impulses that grew hideously twisted . writer\/director Achero Manas's film writer\/director Achero Manas's film is schematic and obvious . writer\/director Dover Kosashvili takes a slightly dark look at relationships , both sexual and kindred . writhing writhing and wailing , tears , rage and opium overdoses writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this , writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this , this writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this , this is who you are writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this , this is who you are , writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this , this is who you are , ' this schlock-filled fairy tale hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability writhing under dialogue like ` you're from two different worlds ' and ` tonight the maid is a lie and this , this is who you are , ' this schlock-filled fairy tale hits new depths of unoriginality and predictability . writing , skewed characters writing , skewed characters , writing , skewed characters , and the title performance by Kieran Culkin writing . Even kids deserve better writing and slack direction writing exercise writing strength writings to perform written written , written ... in the thrall of a vicious hangover written a more credible script , though with the same number of continuity errors written and directed by people who couldn't pass an entrance exam written and directed so quietly written and directed with brutal honesty and respect for its audience written and directed with brutal honesty and respect for its audience . written as assembled , Frankenstein-like , out of other , marginally better shoot-em-ups written by antwone fisher based on the book by antwone fisher written by people who can't come up with legitimate funny written by somebody else written by teenagers written for no one written off written off as indie film naturalism written so well written so well , written so well , that even a simple `` Goddammit written using Mad-libs written using Mad-libs . There can be no other explanation . Hilariously inept and ridiculous wrong wrong at several key junctures wrong hands wrong on both counts wrong places wrong reasons wrong thanks wrong things wrong with '' independent film '' as a commodified , sold-out concept on the american filmmaking scene wrong with a comedy where the only belly laughs come from the selection of outtakes tacked onto the end credits wrong with performances here wrong with that wrong with the clumsy comedy Stealing Harvard wrong with this increasingly pervasive aspect of gay culture wrong with this ricture wrote Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven wrote Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven . wrote Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- is beyond me wrote Patch Adams , for which he should not be forgiven . Why he was given free reign over this project -- he wrote , directed , starred and produced -- is beyond me . wrote a script that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match wrote a script that no human screenwriter could have hoped to match . wrote it but this Cliff Notes edition is a cheat wrote itself as a newly automated Final Draft computer program wrought suspense yarn wry , winning , if languidly paced , meditation wry and engrossing wry comic mayhem wry humor wry humor and genuine pathos wry humor and genuine pathos , especially wry observations wry understanding wryly wryly amusing wryly subversive tone y apuestas bien fundadas y la cinta lo comprueba y muy entretenida y que resultan totalmente banales ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances ya ya , what with all of those terrific songs and spirited performances yahoo-ing death shows yammering yank yarn-spinner yarns ever yawn yawn-provoking yawn-provoking dullness yawn-provoking little farm melodrama . yawner yawner . yawning yawns yeah yeah , baby year late for tapping into our reality tv year late for tapping into our reality tv obsession yearn for a few airborne TV sets or nude groupies on the nod to liven things up yearning , the roots of friendship and sexual identity . yearning for adventure and a chance to prove his worth years and years of costly analysis could never fix years in China . He has not learnt that storytelling is what the movies are about yell yell ` Safe yelling in your face for two hours yes , ` It's like having an old friend for dinner ' . yes , but one with characters who think and talk about their goals , and are working on hard decisions . yes , by all means enjoy The New Guy yet , it must be admitted yet , it must be admitted , yet , it must be admitted , not entirely humorless yet , it still works . yet -- unlike Quills -- deftly shows us the temper of the times yet I found it weirdly appealing yet also decidedly uncinematic yet another chance yet another example of the sad decline of British comedies yet another hat to a talented head yet another remarkable yet shockingly little-known perspective yet another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can't - yet another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can't - miss heist -- only to have it all go wrong yet another self-consciously overwritten story about a rag-tag bunch of would-be characters that team up for a can't - miss heist -- only to have it all go wrong . yet another sexual taboo into a really funny movie yet another studio horror franchise mucking up its storyline with glitches casual fans could correct in their sleep yet another tired old vision yet another visit yet can not recommend it , because it overstays its natural running time yet careworn in Jane Hamilton's exemplary costumes yet compelling yet curiously tepid and choppy yet curiously tepid and choppy recycling in which predictability is the only winner yet depressing yet depressing film yet engrossing piece yet fail to capture its visual appeal or its atmosphere yet fails to overcome the film's manipulative sentimentality and annoying stereotypes . yet feels universal yet hardly memorable yet humorless disquisition on the thin line between sucking face and literally sucking face . yet it's potentially just as rewarding yet it's so devoid of realism that its lack of whistles and bells just makes it obnoxious and stiff yet it has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer yet it has been made with great evident care and manages to deliver up the man in a way to arouse further curiosity in even the most unknowing viewer . yet it proves surprisingly serviceable yet just as determined yet lacerating yet lacerating and darkly funny fable yet lacking about everything yet newcomer Ellen Pompeo pulls off the feat with aplomb yet not as hilariously raunchy as South Park , this strangely schizo cartoon seems suited neither to kids or adults . yet overflows with wisdom and emotion . yet permits laughter yet poignant yet story , character and comedy bits are too ragged to ever fit smoothly together yet surprisingly entertaining yet there's no denying the potency of Miller's strange , fleeting brew of hopeful perseverance and hopeless closure . yet there is something about it that feels incomplete , as if the real story starts just around the corner yet this grating showcase yet unforgivingly inconsistent yet unforgivingly inconsistent depiction yet with a distinctly musty odour , its expiry date long gone yield yielded such a flat , plodding picture yields surprises yields surprises . yikes yikes , you'd be happy to listen to them reading the phone book you'd be wise to send your regrets you'd do well to check this one out because it's straight up Twin Peaks action ... you'd expect -- but nothing more you'd expect from a guy you'd grab your kids and run and then probably call the police . you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . you'd have a 90-minute , four-star movie . as it is , it's too long and unfocused you'd have a hard time believing it was just coincidence . you'd have to dig pretty deep to uncover it you'd never guess that from the performances . you'd probably turn it off , convinced that you had already seen that movie . you'd swear you you'd think by now america would have had enough of plucky british eccentrics with hearts of gold you'd think by now america would have had enough of plucky british eccentrics with hearts of gold . yet the act is still charming here . you'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . you'd think filmmaker Simon Wells would have more reverence for the material . But this costly dud is a far cry from either the book or the beloved film . you'd want to smash its face in you'd want to watch if you only had a week to live you'll appreciate much of Vardalos ' humor , which transcends ethnic boundaries . you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it you'll be as bored watching Morvern Callar as the characters are in it . If you go , pack your knitting needles you'll be entertained as well you'll be glad you went along for the ride you'll be glad you went along for the ride . you'll be rewarded with some fine acting . you'll be shaking your head all the way to the credits you'll be taking a risk if you choose to see it you'll be taking a risk if you choose to see it . you'll be thinking of 51 ways to leave this loser . you'll be wistful for the testosterone-charged wizardry of Jerry Bruckheimer productions , especially because Half Past Dead is like The Rock on a Wal-Mart budget . you'll be wondering what will happen to her and wishing her the best -- whatever that might mean . you'll cheer . you'll cheer . Otherwise , maybe . you'll definitely want the T-shirt you'll definitely want the T-shirt . you'll derive from this choppy and sloppy affair you'll enjoy The Hot Chick . you'll enjoy at least the `` real '' portions of the film . you'll enjoy it . you'll enjoy this movie . you'll ever find of why art matters , and how it can resonate far beyond museum walls and through to the most painfully marginal lives you'll ever see and dissolves into a routine courtroom drama , better suited for a movie titled `` Glory : A Soldier's Story . '' you'll feel too happy to argue much you'll find in this dreary mess . you'll find it with Ring , an indisputably spooky film ; with a screenplay to die for you'll find yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State . you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you will likely see anywhere else . you'll have a good time with this one too you'll have an idea of the film's creepy , scary effectiveness . you'll have to wrestle disbelief to the ground and then apply the chloroform-soaked handkerchief . you'll laugh you'll leave the theater wondering why these people mattered you'll like Promises . you'll like it . you'll love it and probably want to see it twice you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . you'll love this documentary . you'll love this movie you'll love this movie . you'll need a stronger stomach than us . you'll probably like Rollerball . you'll probably see a bit of yourself in her unfinished story you'll probably see a bit of yourself in her unfinished story . you'll regret you'll spy i spy at a video store near you you'll still be glued to the screen . you'll still feel something . you'll still have a good time . '' you'll still like it now . you'll swear that you've seen it all before , even if you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard . you'll wait in vain for a movie to happen . you'll want things to work out you'll want to crawl up your own \*\*\* in embarrassment you'll want to slap them you'll want to slap them . you're a Jet all the way you're a comic fan you're a connoisseur of psychological horror you're a fan of the books you're a fan of the series you're a fan of the series you'll love it and probably want to see it twice . you're a struggling nobody you're almost dozing you're an Elvis person you're an absolute raving Star Wars junkie you're an agnostic carnivore you're as happy listening to movies as you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you you're burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol you're burnt out on It's a Wonderful Life marathons and bored with A Christmas Carol , it might just be the movie you're looking for . you're convinced that this Mean Machine was a decent TV outing that just doesn't have big screen magic . you're definitely convinced that these women are spectacular . you're desperate for the evening to end you're desperate for the evening to end . you're dying to see the same old thing in a tired old setting you're engulfed by it . you're enlightened by any of Derrida's you're far better served by the source material . you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other you're going to face frightening late fees you're going to feel like you weren't invited to the party . you're going to subjugate truth to the tear-jerking demands of soap opera you're gonna like this movie you're gonna like this movie . you're in a mind set for goofy comedy you're in a slap-happy mood you're in for a painful ride . you're in for a real winner , creativity at its peak you're in luck . you're in the right B-movie frame of mind you're in the right b-movie frame of mind you're in trouble you're just in the mood for a fun -- but bad -- movie you're left with a sour taste in your mouth you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies you're likely to see all year . you're likely wondering why you've been watching all this strutting and posturing . you're looking for a smart , nuanced look at de Sade and what might have happened at Picpus you're looking for a tale of Brits behaving badly you're looking for an intelligent movie in which you can release your pent up anger you're more likely to enjoy on a computer you're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins you're never quite sure where self-promotion ends and the truth begins . you're not you're not a fan you're not deeply touched by this movie you're not fans of the adventues of Steve and Terri you're not fully aware is being examined , you're not interested in discretion in your entertainment choices you're not into the Pokemon franchise , this fourth animated movie in four years won't convert you -- or even keep your eyes open . But you're not nearly moved to tears by a couple of scenes you're not sure if you should applaud or look into having him committed you're on the edge of your seat you're paying attention you're paying attention , the '' big twists '' you're really renting this you're not interested in discretion in your entertainment choices you're rooting for the film to hurry up and get to its subjects ' deaths just so the documentary will be over you're talking about a slapstick comedy , that's a pretty big problem you're the kind of parent who enjoys intentionally introducing your kids to films which will cause loads of irreparable damage that years and years of costly analysis could never fix you're too interested to care . you're watching a movie that was made in 1978 but not released then because it was so weak , and it has been unearthed and released now , when it has become even weaker you're watching a serious actioner ; the next you're watching a soap opera rather than a chronicle of the ups and downs that accompany lifelong friendships you're watching an iceberg melt -- only you're willing to have fun with it you've a taste for the quirky you've actually spent time living in another community you've completely lowered your entertainment standards you've endured a long workout without your pulse ever racing you've ever seen you've figured out Late Marriage you've got a huge mess you've got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson you've got the wildly popular Vin Diesel in the equation you've got to admire ... the intensity with which he's willing to express his convictions you've got to hand it to director George Clooney for biting off such a big job the first time out you've lost weight you've missed the first half-dozen episodes and probably you've never come within a mile of The Longest Yard you've never seen the deep like you see it in these harrowing surf shots you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer you've seen many times before you've seen many times before , repackaged as new material because there is a Latino in the lead . you've seen the remake first . Many of the effective horror elements are dampened through familiarity , ( yet ) you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch you've wasted nearly two hours of your own precious life with this silly little puddle of a movie you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard you've watched the far superior Nurse Betty or Sunset Boulevard . Even the unwatchable Soapdish is more original you , like me , think an action film disguised as a war tribute is disgusting to begin with you , you can't forget it , you admire its conception and are able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it you a fascinating , albeit depressing view of Iranian rural life close to the Iraqi border you a mild headache you absolutely can't miss it . you actually buy into you admire its conception and are able to resolve some of the confusions you had while watching it you angry you appreciate original romantic comedies like Punch-Drunk Love you are curious to see the darker side of what's going on with young TV actors ( Dawson Leery did what ?!? ) , or see some interesting storytelling devices you are likely to be as heartily sick of mayhem as Cage's war-weary marine . you are likely to witness in a movie theatre for some time you are moved by the emotional tumult of ( François and Michèle's ) relationship you aren't very bright you are watching them , and the slow parade of human frailty fascinates you you are wet in some places you avoid the Godzilla you avoid the godzilla sized soda you barely realize your mind is being blown . you bask in your own cleverness as you figure it out you be shocked you begin to wonder if they are ever going to depart . you believe that the shocking conclusion is too much of a plunge you believe the cast and crew thoroughly enjoyed themselves and believed in their small-budget film you blow up small potatoes to 10 times their natural size you can't bring yourself to dislike it you can't figure out just where the other characters , including Ana's father and grandfather , come down on the issue of Ana's future you can't forget it you can't forget it , you can't help but become more disappointed as each overwrought new sequence plods you can't help but feel ` stoked . ' you can't help but get caught up in the thrill of the company's astonishing growth . you can't help but warmly extend your arms and yell ` Safe ! ' you can't look away from you can't miss it . you can't pronounce '' gyro '' correctly you can't put down you can't put down , examines a footnote to history seldom brought to light on the screen , and keeps you guessing from first frame to last . you can't wait to see end . you can't wait to see what happens next . you can't wait to see what they do next you can actually feel good you can be forgiven for realizing that you've spent the past 20 minutes looking at your watch and waiting for Frida to just die already . you can dance to you can do no wrong with Jason X . you can do no wrong with Jason X. you can do something fun tonight you can do something fun tonight . you can enjoy much of Jonah simply , and gratefully , as laugh-out-loud lunacy with a pronounced Monty Pythonesque flavor . you can feel the love . you can feel your veins cringing from the workout . you can find humor you can get from racy you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' The Isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of '' the isle '' you'll get a sock-you-in-the-eye flick that is a visual tour-de-force and a story that is unlike any you can get past the fantastical aspects and harsh realities of `` The Isle '' you can hate yourself later you can hate yourself later . you can only love the players it brings to the fore for the gifted but no-nonsense human beings they are and for the still-inestimable contribution they have made to our shared history . you can pillage from Shirley Jackson , Richard Matheson ... and puke up something like ROSE RED you can practically see the Hollywood ` suits ' trying to put together the cast and filmmaking team for the all-too - inevitable American remake you can release your pent up anger you can see mediocre cresting on the next wave you can see the filmmakers ' puppet strings you can smell a mile away you can smell the grease on the plot you can still feel director Denis Villeneuve's beating heart and the fondness he has for his characters . you can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored you can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored ... you can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored ... audience is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter you can take the grandkids or the grandparents and never worry about anyone being bored ... audience is a sea of constant smiles and frequent laughter . you can thank me for this you can thank me for this . i saw juwanna mann so you don't have to you can thank me for this . i saw juwanna mann so you don't have to . you can tolerate Leon Barlow . I can't you can tolerate the redneck-versus-blueblood cliches that the film trades in you can with a stuttering script you care about the characters you come from a family that eats , meddles , argues , laughs , kibbitzes and fights together you come to believe that Nachtwey hates the wars he shows and empathizes with the victims he reveals . you could be doing something else far more pleasurable you could be doing something else far more pleasurable . Something like scrubbing the toilet . Or emptying rat traps . you could change tables you could do worse than this oddly cheerful -- but not particularly funny -- body-switching farce . you could fit all of Pootie Tang in between its punchlines you could just rent those movies instead , let alone seek out a respectable new one you couldn't smell this turkey rotting from miles away you could nap for an hour and not miss a thing . you could restage the whole thing in your bathtub . you could say that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't you could say that a few of the characters act in ways that real people wouldn't , you could shake a stick at you crave Chris Smith's next movie you cross toxic chemicals with a bunch of exotic creatures you didn't know you dig on David Mamet's mind tricks ... rent this movie and enjoy you discount its ability to bore you diverted and best of all you don't care who fires the winning shot you don't go to the movies for you don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role you don't have the slightest difficulty accepting him in the role . you don't know what's coming you don't think ( Kissinger's ) any more guilty of criminal activity than most contemporary statesmen you don't try to look too deep into the story you don't understand what on earth is going on you don't want to think too much about what's going on you don't want to use your brain you don't want to use your brain . you do see thriller , coupled with some arresting effects , incandescent tones and stupendous performances you doze off thirty minutes into the film you drive past -- even if it chiefly inspires you to drive a little faster you enjoy being rewarded by a script that assumes you aren't very bright you enjoy more because you're one of the lucky few who sought it out you enjoy more thoughtful comedies with interesting conflicted characters you enjoy really bad movies you enough to feel good about you examine your own life in much the same way its characters do you exit the theater you expect and often surprises you with unexpected comedy you expect light romantic comedy you expect of De Palma , but what makes it transporting is that it's also one of the smartest you feel alive - which is what they did you feel fully embraced by this gentle comedy you feel genuinely good you feel guilty about ignoring what the filmmakers clearly believe you feel guilty about it you feel like a chump you feel like a sucker you feel like running out screaming you feel like winding up with a kick . you feel like you're watching an iceberg melt -- only you feel like you've seen this movie a thousand times before you feel like you owe her big-time you feel pissed off you feel that you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again you feel the pieces of the Star Wars saga falling into place in a way that makes your spine tingle with revelation and excitement . you feel what they feel you feel while you're watching this ultra-manipulative thriller you feeling a little sticky and unsatisfied you feeling like you've seen a movie instead of an endless trailer you find comfort in familiarity you find yourself praying for a quick resolution you find yourself rooting for Gai's character to avoid the fate that has befallen every other Carmen before her you find yourself staring hypnotically at her , trying to understand her and wondering if she'll crack you forget you've been to the movies . you forgive every fake , dishonest , entertaining and , ultimately , more perceptive moment in Bridget Jones's Diary you get a lot of running around , screaming and death . you get back to your car in the parking lot you get into its rhythm you get to see the one of the world's best actors , Daniel Auteuil , you give a filmmaker an unlimited amount of phony blood you go into the theater expecting a scary , action-packed chiller you gotta give director Roger Michell , best known for the superfluous Notting Hill , credit for trying . you grasp and feel the passion others have for their work you grew up on Scooby -- you'll love this movie . you guessing from first frame to last you had already seen that movie you happen to know annoyingly self-involved people who speak in glib sentences that could have only come from the pen of a screenwriter you hate clowns you hate to tear your eyes away from the images long enough to read the subtitles you have Ellen Pompeo sitting next to you for the ride you have a case of masochism and an hour and a half to blow you have a problem you have a problem . you have an interest in the characters you see you have figured out the con and the players in this debut film by Argentine director Fabian Bielinsky you have left the theatre you haven't seen the film lately , you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . you have no interest in the gang-infested you have no interest in the gang-infested , East-vs . - West Coast rap wars you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . But you have nothing better to do with 94 minutes . But be warned , you too may feel time has decided to stand still you have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching O Fantasma you have some idea of the glum , numb experience of watching o fantasma you have the patience for it you have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out '' When you're a Jet you have to admit it's semi-amusing to watch Robert DeNiro belt out `` When you're a Jet you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live you have to be really dumb not to see where this is going you have to check your brain at the door you have to give the audience a reason to want to put for that effort you have to gloss over the no sense ending . you have to pay if you want to see it you have to watch them because you can't wait to see what they do next . you ignore the cliches and concentrate on City by the Sea's interpersonal drama you impatiently squinting at your watch you instantly know whodunit you just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . you just don't care whether that cold-hearted snake Petrovich ( that would be Reno ) gets his comeuppance . Just bring on the Battle Bots , please ! you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding you just have to love the big , dumb , happy movie My Big Fat Greek Wedding . you know it's going to be a trip you know it's going to be a trip . you know the picture is in trouble . you know there's something there . you know you're in for a real winner , creativity at its peak . you laugh you laugh once ( maybe twice ) you leaving the theater with a smile on your face you like an extreme action-packed film with a hint of humor you like peace you liked the previous movies in the series you look at this and its like you're going from one room to the next and none of them have any relation to the other you love Motown music you love him you love it you love reading and\/or poetry you love the music you love the music , you love the music , and you love the music , and I do you loved about it in 1982 you may be surprised at the variety of tones in Spielberg's work . you may decide it's too high a price to pay for a shimmering picture postcard . you may forget all about the original conflict , just like the movie does you may just end up trying to drown yourself in a lake afterwards . you may never again be able to look at a red felt Sharpie pen without disgust , a thrill , or the giggles . you may not care you mentally add Showtime to the pile of Hollywood dreck that represents nothing more than the art of the deal you might as well be watching a rerun you might as well be watching it through a telescope you might be seduced . you might be wishing for a watch that makes time go faster rather than the other way around . you might imagine that most every aggrieved father cliché has been unturned . you might soon be looking for a sign . An EXIT sign , that is . you might think he was running for office -- or trying to win over a probation officer you might to resist , if you've got a place in your heart for Smokey Robinson you might to scrutinize the ethics of Kaufman's approach you might want to check it out you might want to leave your date behind for this one you might want to think twice before booking passage you might wind up remembering with a degree of affection rather than revulsion you missed the point you misty even when you don't you must shoot it in the head you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it you need a constant influx of liquid just to get through it . you need to see it you need to use more poetic license you never you never want to see another car chase , explosion or gunfight again you of why animation is such a perfect medium for children , because of the way it allows the mind to enter and accept another world you only need to watch for about thirty seconds before you say to yourself , ` Ah , yes you open yourself up to Mr. Reggio's theory of this imagery as the movie's set you owe Nicolas Cage an apology . you pay the full ticket price to see '' Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead you pay the full ticket price to see `` Simone , '' and consider a DVD rental instead you peek at it through the fingers in front of your eyes you pitch your expectations at an all time low you probably loved in 1994 , except that it looks even better you put away the guitar , sell the amp , and apply to medical school you reach the finale you realize that deep inside righteousness can be found a tough beauty you realize that it is made up of three episodes of a rejected TV show . you realize there's no place for this story to go but down you really want to understand what this story is really all about you reasonably entertained you rode the Zipper after eating a corn dog and an extra-large cotton candy you second-guess your affection for the original you see it in these harrowing surf shots you see this film you'll know too you shoot something on crummy-looking videotape you should applaud or look into having him committed you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . you should avoid this like the dreaded King Brown snake . Personally you should be able to find better entertainment . you should definitely let Dante's gloomy words be your guide you should never , ever , leave a large dog alone with a toddler you should see this movie you skip will be two hours gained . you slice it you snore you so crazy you sometimes like to go to the movies to have fun you staged with your green plastic army men were more exciting and almost certainly made more sense you still have to see this ! you stripped away its inspirations there you suffer the dreadfulness of war from both sides you sweat you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises you swinging from the trees hooting it's praises , but it's definitely worth taking a look you take for granted in most films are mishandled here . you there is no sense you think , hmmmmm . You see the movie and you think , zzzzzzzzz you think , zzzzzzzzz you think it can't get any more gay you think it can't get any more gay , in pops Nathan Lane you think kissinger was a calculating fiend or just a slippery self-promoter you thought would leave you you thought would leave you cold you time you to accept it as life and go with its flow you to bite your tongue to keep from laughing at the ridiculous dialog or the oh-so convenient plot twists you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned you to enjoy yourselves without feeling conned . you to give it a millisecond of thought you to pick apart its faults even as you have to admit that somehow it hit you where you live you to scratch a hole in your head you to sleep than a sound machine you to take these great leaps of faith you to watch people doing unpleasant things to each other and themselves you too may feel time has decided to stand still . you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But that's just the problem with it you turn stupid you turn stupid ? '' Um ... isn't that the basis for the entire plot you unfulfilled you value your time and money you very happy you wait for the story to get going you walk out of the theater not feeling you want it to be better and more successful than it is you want to bang your head on the seat in front of you , at its cluelessness , at its idiocy , at its utterly misplaced earnestness you want to hate it you want to see again you want to see it you want to slap it you wanted to make as anti-Kieslowski a pun as possible . Suffice to say its total promise is left slightly unfulfilled you wanting more you wanting to abandon the theater you watch it , offering fine acting moments and pungent insights into modern L . A you watch them clumsily mugging their way through Snow Dogs you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one you weren't invited to the party you were thinking someone made off with your wallet you what you know when deciding to see it : Anthony . Hopkins you will a Tony Hawk skating video interspliced with footage from Behind Enemy Lines and set to Jersey shore techno you will also learn a good deal about the state of the music business in the 21st Century you will enjoy seeing how both evolve you will have completely forgotten the movie by the time you get back to your car in the parking lot . you will laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all you will laugh at the audacity , at the who's who casting and the sheer insanity of it all . you will likely enjoy this monster you will never forget you will probably have a reasonably good time with The Salton Sea . you will probably like it . you will quickly recognize him . And that's a big part of why we go to the movies you wish Jacquot had left well enough alone and just filmed the opera without all these distortions of perspective you wish had been developed with more care you wish he'd gone the way of Don Simpson you wish that the movie had worked a little harder to conceal its contrivances you wish you hadn't seen you wish you were at home watching that movie instead of in the theater watching this one you with its open-endedness and surprises you won't be able to look away for a second you won't be disappointed you won't be talking about the film once you exit the theater you won't care you won't feel cheated by the high infidelity of Unfaithful . you won't feel like it's wasted yours you won't find anything to get excited about on this DVD . you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers B-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . Rather you won't get through this frankly fantastical by-the-numbers b-flick with just a suspension of disbelief . rather you won't know much more when you leave . you won't like looking at it you won't need a magic watch to stop time you won't want to miss you won't want to miss . you won't want to miss About A Boy . you wonder about changing the director and writer's diapers you wonder what anyone saw in this film that allowed it to get made . you wondering about the characters ' lives after the clever credits roll you would end up with if you took Orwell , Bradbury , Kafka , George Lucas and the Wachowski Brothers and threw them into a blender . But that's just the problem with it you wouldn't turn down a big bowl of that you wrong on both counts you yearn for a few airborne TV sets or nude groupies on the nod to liven things up . you-are-there immediacy young , Black manhood that is funny , touching , smart and complicated young American young adult life in urban South Korea young and old alike to go see this unique and entertaining twist on the classic whale's tale young children young enough to be the nonagenarian filmmaker's son , more incredible young in spirit but young in spirit but accomplished in all aspects with the fullness young is cool , and too young is too cool young man's young romantics young science fiction fans will stomp away in disgust . young talent young women of any size receive younger generations younger lad your Halloween entertainment your Ice-T's from your Cool-J's to realize that as far as these shootings are concerned , something is rotten in the state of California your appetite for canned corn your arms your brain and your secret agent decoder ring at the door your brain in a way few current films do your dialogue isn't smart your disgust your disgust and your indifference your dream your ego your end-of-year 401 ( k ) statement your entertainment choices your entertainment standards your face for two hours your favorite pet get buried alive your film becomes boring your film becomes boring , your film becomes boring , and your film becomes boring , and your dialogue isn't smart your first instinct your first instinct is to duck your generic sand 'n' sandal adventure your idea of a good time your idea of a good time at the movies your indifference your interest , your imagination , your empathy your interest until the end and your interest until the end and even leaves you with a few lingering animated thoughts your interest until the end and even leaves you with a few lingering animated thoughts . your kids your least favorite your least favorite James Bond movie seem as cleverly plotted as The Usual Suspects your level of fandom your mind is being blown your mouth full of rotten pulp and living worms your must-see list your nose your own Mystery Science Theatre 3000 tribute your own cleverness your own firmly held positions your own life in much the same way its characters do your own precious life your pooper-scoopers your pulse ever racing your reaction : A. your reaction : A. ) your reward your reward will be a thoughtful , emotional movie experience . your seat , tense with suspense your seat a couple of times your seat for long stretches your seat with its shape-shifting perils , political intrigue and brushes your senses are as mushy as peas your silly childhood nostalgia slumber your silly childhood nostalgia slumber unmolested your spine tingle your spine tingle with revelation and excitement your standard Hollywood bio-pic your taste runs to ` difficult ' films your toes won't still be tapping your typical ` fish out of water ' story your typical ` fish out of water ' story . You've seen them a million times . Just one problem : Fish out of water usually die . your typical junkie opera your typical majid majidi shoe-loving , your typical majid majidi shoe-loving , crippled your typical majid majidi shoe-loving , crippled children your wallet without leaving a sting your wildest fantasies your wildest fantasies about being a different kind of time traveler , while happily killing 94 minutes yourself praying for a quick resolution yourself remembering this refreshing visit to a Sunshine State yourself rooting for the monsters in a horror movie yourself that it's a '' true story '' and you're likely to have one helluva time at the movies yourself wishing that you and they were in another movie youthful , out-to-change-the-world aggressiveness youthful affluence youthful affluence not as a lost ideal but a starting point youthful and good-looking youthful and good-looking diva youthful high spirits yuppie sailboaters zany ' zany mix zeal zeal to spread propaganda zealous nuttiness of its antagonists zero zero . zero compelling storyline zero thrills , too many flashbacks and a choppy ending make for a bad film zero thrills , too many flashbacks and a choppy ending make for a bad film . zero-dimensional zero-dimensional , unlikable characters zero-dimensional , unlikable characters and zero-dimensional , unlikable characters and hackneyed , threadbare comic setups zinger-filled zinger-filled crowd-pleaser zings all the way zings all the way through with originality , humour and pathos zings along with vibrance and warmth zings along with vibrance and warmth . zippy jazzy score zips along with B-movie verve while adding the rich details and go-for-broke acting that heralds something special zips along with B-movie verve while adding the rich details and go-for-broke acting that heralds something special . zoning ordinances to protect your community from the dullest science fiction zzzzzzzzz