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I'm not racist racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
It only take one geniune affection from a girl to save all of us Yet here we are a lot kiled themselves , i hope that yu are proud of yourself femoids
I'm bout to make a list of stupid ass fake ass people in the community.
Nowadays are hipsters and millennials different from each other or are they fusioned together Dragon Ball Z style?
A man goes into a building, hides for 6 years and then joins a group of like minded friends. His reward? 72 Virgins.
Beta Cuck Paul Ryan is just acting weird because he got a grain of sand in his vagina during his vacation and he's taking it out on his voting base
#AfD call to increase native birth rates is admirable and should be supported in all Western countries.
What do you call 1000 drowned niggers? A good start
Society is like a box of chocolates There are more browns than whites and the blacks are usually never touched.
Hey, hey now let 's not bury this so fast .
If you take my GABS seriously reread them because they are supposed to be ridiculous
I was reminded again today that if a doctor tells you something that doesn't sit right, trust your gut and get a 2nd opinion, always!
it's a week away from the assignment's due date but i'm still in the 'brainstorm' stage without having written anything...I'M SO FUCKED
It's really hard deciding what to wear for a press release that is going to change everything.
I have never met a woman who's never had a boyfriend Even the ugly women I've known have had boyfriends/husbands or talked about having sex a lot.
What's a Jew's favorite book? Gone with the wind.
RT @iLikeWGW: retweet for big booty bitches
I'm sure the Jews in Scandinavia dumb down the education systems there too .
So I guess all girls are "psycho bitches and dgaf" these days.. Smh y'all are dumb😂😂Don't even know what psycho is. Tf outta here😂
I beg to differ on that lip bittin shit. Dis bitch bit my lip nd tried to suck my blood. Aint shit sexy about that
Is there any good reason to not hate women?
I went to trade school when I turned 18 for welding .
Funny how they cant send someone to get pics of this so called Nazi gang attacking people in the city centre , sounds like more hype and nonsense .
RT @arigmatica: I fucking hate Sean https://t.co/xK5c8qOrgD
But while they would support of walking over in her writing! and sanguine; but when alluded to, and her pace and then think
Khofi would feel out of place... I hope they'd try to include him... He wouldn't know how to have a family...
what 's the difference between an ariana grande concert and a faggot ? faggots bang in the end and ariana grande ends in a bang .
my mother literally gets off on my suffering whenever i'm unhappy she's happy, whenever i'm happy she's insufferable.
Having a dog on the table during dinner isn't acceptable. Unless you're Korean.
I guess in that case , I will just grow a big fro , and it 's no big deal .
Why did Elon Musk choose SpaceX to land on Mars? If he chose SpaceY, he'd land on 14 year old kids
Blonde or brunette?
"RT @RegalEnough: ""I Just heard a news that an idiot is Driving in wrong direction. B careful"" Wife:An idiot? Gosh! every1 here is driving…"
the prophet mohammed and his wife walk into a pub and the barman says , " sorry , mo , kids have to stay outside in the garden . "
In Limerick I see them in town wearing blue jackets and trying to get people to give them money `` for a good cause '' .
Who to define the way i vote from the way i believe.. no one thats who why because freedom that why being me but voting Republican dont mean my vote truly defines my moral value or Belifes for a free nation.
What's black and 6 feet tall? The remnants of the jews
i spent 30 minutes not listening to music so my phone could charge only to find out it wasn't plugged in properly 😔
Smile! Smile! Come on you're too pretty for me to see you not smiling!
"He can't be a server at our restaurant, that beard makes him look like a terrorist." Everyone laughs. #fuckthanksgiving
Parents:  If YOU do not teach your children the rich, vibrant, and yes, sometimes controversial, history of your own locale, your region, your State, and your Country, they will be taught the Leftist version...sterilized, false, misleading, twisted, and full of intentional Social Justice overtones
Roses are red Violets are blue, Niggers aren't people, Nor are woman or jews
Yes, for too long Whites have remained absolutely silent about the establishment and its media welcoming everyone else 's community profile but theirs .
Morning news included a story about Twitter safety shutting down ISIS accounts because they threatened @dickc.
in /r/AskFeminists a poster gives a brief history of NOW's campaign to make draft laws equal between men and women
"Personality" I just want to get a bat and bludgeon the face of the next female that utters this word.
niggas always tryna hate on music I like on twitter. y'all niggas got some retarded ears.
To get information from gangs, London police are now wearing blackface. They're going incognegro.
After you strip off his makeup and clothes, biologically he's still a man"."
Dear #Remoaners who cannot face reality, where did you get your opinion on Brexit. The nice suited middle-class TV man? Oh jolly good Jonty!
I'd like two tickets to the next show and a smile, Caitlin.
Going to school is far preferable to sitting in my room and rotting 😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫😂🔫
I'm so sick of this cold weather bullshit for no reason. Either bring on Christmas or cold weather gtfo and let's have summer again.
A shout out to the mods for the new Automod response Absolutely savage.
I say all that to say this, make sure you are in a relationship with someone who understands you just as much as they love you.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adele and Eve.
hey have you seen rolling thunder ? last time i saw him he was burning rubber with the new wheelchair he got from his disability benefits outside of wal - mart .
It's ironic black people are sometimes called chocolate. My hunting dogs haven't died yet.
A white man and a black man play hide and seek at night. Who has the advantage? The white man, as the cops are on his side.
Other Jihadi news #ISIS executed #Kuwait preacher Redha Lari coz he was..“too extreme” & hampered reconciliation with Nusra with his fatwas
Congrats to Mac Miller its your 5th day sober
This truth applies to other subjects we discuss on this board .
I called Sadiq Khan a treasonous terrorist cunt and I got banned, can I come in please?
If you can take an entire day without texting me i don't want your sorry ass don't even bother texting me cause I ain't texting back js :)
#MUFC's V2 rocket style of football is fucking sickening! Shite!
Damn 😂😂😂. But that wouldn't happen anyways, let that bitch jump stupid tomorrow?! 😈👊🏽 https://t.co/JQ1d1wvpZo
-DJ- TRUMP:   CNN’s Sanjay Gupta roasted for stating Trump has heart disease after White House doctor gives clean bill of health %s.
When everything is going accordingly the enemy always try to come creep up on you but I aint havin it !! buhh byee
*Goes to store* A box of condoms, please.   That’ll be 3,99. Do you want a bag with it?   Nah I’m OK. She’s actually quite pretty.
Yet another female mentioning her gender in a completely irrelevant thread.
If you are in a hiring position at your place of work, I urge you to consider reviewing resumes with no gender, race or age identifying info
drawing for u GOD I AM SO BAD AT DRAWING ITS SO BORING (has pen) god drawing is so fun, omg i wanna drawww (doesnt know where that idiot is)
Today's read is ANOTHER book published today - @jon_mcgregor Reservoir 13 - couple of chapters in and I want to just sit all day+ read
I am sorry, journalists, but this is kind of a place for me to just vent. >.> i like you, i really do, but not for this. <3
welp, im about to text my oneitis of 2 years again i dont have any friends and im lonely so im gonna do it   even though she already has a 6'1 tyrone bf   im so pathetic
How many babys does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
lel, I have a dentist appointment in a bit even tho it was supposed to be yesterday but it got changed
the most official report put out on the number of deaths in those camps was the report by the Red Cross .
if a muslim beats his wife is it domestic violence or child abuse ?
Le Labo should really thank the L train for all the free advertising, it's literally a Santal 33 explosion up in this bitch.
It is the spiritual awakening as I says stupid !
Had to sit through the atrocity that is beauty and the beast, fucking dire film. As soon as they started singing I wanted to kill myself
My name is Randi Lee Harper. Harper Lee is trending. COINCIDENCE?
What do brick sidewalks and fat women have in common They both get laid by mexicans
Good evening #Khartoum! Sun will set in 30 minutes (local time 19:02) #Sunset #Photo #Photography [03.04.2017]
What do you call a fight between a mexican and a child molester? Alien vs Predator
This is fucking retarded
We need 3-4 men to help us carry these boxes.
I'm waiting on a new computer so i will scan some in next week when photoshop is reisntalled ...
So: runways @ US-targeted Syrian airbase still fully operational & Syrian officials given advance warning of the strike? Yes? $90mill? Yes?
I WANT FUCKING FREEDOMMMMMMM I JUST WANT TO COME OUT BUT I CAN'T
how do you give a redneck aids ? get a black guy to rape his sister
The Boers will be free in their Volkstaat by then and they can show us how their ancestors carved a civilization outta nothing
Isn’t it ironic how Jews are the only people who meet Santa? Then again, they’re the only ones in the chimney.
There was a dog that had brain damage. All he could do was type "no swearsies the puppers dont like."
I saw two blacks there and a few on their website .
I knew I was sleepy as hell today when I played the Dangerous album and slept through bout 4 songs and allowed Gone Too Soon to play
My strategy for targeting churches is to ride my bike around the church parking lot during mass and toss business cards at the parked cars while I 'm riding .
You know shits fucked when ...99% of females aren't even virgins by the time they can legally marry  JUST FUCK MY UNIVERSE UP
Butchered this Pastor: Jesus died a virgin so you must become abstinent.  Me: but he got nailed by some Romans  Pastor: Get out..
What do my dad and the local grave robber have in common They’ve both been in a bed with a dead person  I’m not kidding
Have you ever tried Ethiopian cuisine? Nether have they
And enjoy the rest of your weekend as well and enjoy the rest of your evening as well and be safe on the road 😄😅😆😉😙😗😘😇☺😊😀😁😂😃💃💃🙌🙋🙆🙏👏👌👍💚🌼🌻🍹🍸🍻☀
I don't buy pussy cuz it's free bitch I buy lacs!
My favourite sex position is the JFK I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
Fiance and I are in the car, listening to the radio. Me:: What is this song about, how hard it is to be a white man? Him:: Well, it actually is hard to be white and male. There's all those scholarships and programs to help people who aren't. Me:: Those programs are there to level the playing field, not raise anyone up above the other. Him:: But you don't have to do anything to get the help. You just have to fit the qualifications. If you're white, you have to apply yourself extra hard and actually prove yourself instead of just sitting around. Made me feel sad. Like my non-white-male status was a burden for him. Like maybe I was making a mistake in marrying him.
RT @WayneL_Jr: 80% RT @NotMorris_: 60% of these hoes be fake gay
“Even in an empire of atheists the dead man is always sacred.” – G.K. Chesterton (In Defense of Sanity).
I'm thinking of making a new skit or video with the explanation of how if we open the boarders to Mexico lol how Black Lives Matter wouldn't be so successful 😂😂 truth be told you don't see to many black people supporting the movement for open boarders but if there is boy there a eye opener for them.
Every woman claims she was raped or sexually harassed in her past They are advertising their desirability to Chad.
RT @JoeCaroselli1: Jameis Winston is a nigger
Cust: Do youll have this cable Me: No sir sorry Cust: Radioshack had it Me: oh well you can get it over there... (Turn around and walk away)
What's the difference between pizza and Jews? There are more recipes for pizza.
offensive joke . well , i hope anyway a little black jewish boy says to his daddy , " dad am i more black or jewish ? " " why do you ask ? " , says the dad . the boy says , " well a guy at school has a bike for sale for $ <number> and i ca n't decide if i want to haggle him down to $ <number> or just steal it . "
I got 10 lesbians to make out with each other in school last week. Turns out every girl is a lesbian when you hold a gun at em.
What part of a vegetable cant you eat? The wheelchair
i tried searching for " paul walker 's car " on my computer . <repeat> but then it crashed .
It’s not rape if you’re really ugly... Ungrateful bitch.
Dicks are basically ar-15s Only disabled kids whip em out in class
Call me a misandrist but men in hardware stores amirite @iMudassir Call me sexist but shopping with women can take centuries &gt;.&lt;
I make women uncomfortable just by being in the same room as them how the fuck can i ever find someone to be with me if they are instantly frightened by my appearance
i find sometimes no opportunities are presented to me and then as soon as 1 appears, many follow. i go from having none to having to choose
It is important for movements to have allies, just like you and your partner are allies to the queer rights movement.
so i almost dated this cute muslin chick in middle school but after her social media phase , she kinda blew up . <repeat>
"@ARIZZLEINDACUT: Females think dating a pussy is cute now? http://t.co/VxBJg26Gsz" how does doing this stuff make him a pussy?
fucking bad night of my life because of that savage!
What do you call a bIack man trying to hold in a laugh? A sniggerer
what 's the difference between feminists and a lead brick ? not much , they 're both thick , dense and toxic but on a lead brick can way <number>  pounds and still fit through a doorway .
"""Blanny loves it when I call her that... You can tell from the angrily blushes and explicit language. That's how you know, hmhmhmhm~"""
I studied zoology It helped me better understand black people and their behavior
If SpaceTime never gets to shoot its wad like in the "Big Bang" theory, then maybe we could call it the "Blue Balls" theory?
After witnessing the shit show that is tRUmp and the nihilism of the @SenateGOP &amp; @HouseGOP, maybe, just maybe folks will show up &amp; #VOTE!
r/starterpacks creates an incel starterpack that makes 0 sense.
What’s Jesus’s favorite gun? A nail gun.
What do you feel when you see a black man running? The recoil
I was hoping that at least one of those animals would get their heads lobbed off by the propeller blades like in Dawn of The Dead .
How do you pick up a Jewish girl from auschwitz? With a dustpan and brush.
i wanna go to the ghetto club tonight.
Why are matches like humans The black ones don't work
This mf made me cum not 1,2,3, but 4 times tonight. I made him bust 3. Nigga had stamina 4 sho damn ....
A guy with parkinsons went to the bathroom to pee He came.
She's crying over how poorly she raised you. @MAFGHAN94 Where's my mother, I'm in need of a sandwich #notsexist
Permanent dark circles under the eye is one of the surest way of spoting the loner.
2018 Democrat Strategy:  Lie about Conservative Candidates Dredge up paid examples of lies Flood advertising with these lies and liars Bring unqualified voters to the polls by the busload Program voting machines to register "Democrat" at least 1.5:1 ratio Destroy votes immediately after election
LOL, pillow count means nothing , there are actually five ...
Here's a site that compiles news articles of white crime and degeneracy .
Why did the black kid go to the Catholic Church To find a father.
when are you crackers going to realise that your race doesnt dictate wether youre superior or not and stop thinking everything you say+
RT @useemitch: 1, 2, 3, 4... how many niggers are in my store, I knooooooow your stealing! &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Here's how you can do your own $2 study in under a week that completely debunks the circumcision article currently on the front page of r/all
you ever tell someone your plans and you've kept your mouth shut until now and all of a sudden they get canceled or ruined? BRUJERÍA MIJO
i absolutely love north korean restaurants . <repeat> i never have to wait in line !
Please, I genuinely hope I pass in my sleep tonight peacefully.
What do you get when you put a gay Canadian flight attendant in the same room as a monkey? An aids epidemic.
>I see the hypocrisy of this example. But would you ridicule concerns over any change in gender? [...] They are the show they put on to get people on their side.
"@elora12k who hurt this dude enough for him to think that you posting ""come see me"" at your work is directed only at men.... lmao ignorant &#128128;"
Is the KKK really that racist? I went to one of their meetings, and there were tons of black people hanging around.
Media kvetching about Statue of Liberty reveals how deeply journalists hate the American population, how all their beliefs are built around their psychological need to replace us. 
But there's a difference between black people" and "niggers". You shouldn't deny that until you've been to the South and have seen the difference."
What's the American national bird? The desert eagle.
What do you call 2 niggers having sex Fucking niggers
Fundamental understanding of meaning fail @DonivanGray I'm not sexist or anything but EVERY girl is crazy no exceptions.
You're a girl.  You're not expected to know where it is.
What's black yellow and blurry? A bus full of niggers rolling down a hill
"Niggas don't lie, our ugly friend put up a pic we just gon write ""nigga u ugly"" under it"
I hate today's society You used to be able to say "Black paint" but now, you have to say, "Leroy, paint my fence"
(If I owe you a reply please forgive me. I can't find them! It will take me a bit of time to go through my mentions.)
The Minnesota Choke-Kings aren't wasting their time shooting themselves in the foot this week.
Why is it called a murder of crows? Cause thats what usually happens when a bunch of blacks get together
The person handling social media for @officialEFCC eh..lol. I used to make that mistake though until my sister… https://t.co/Yfc0UT3YmZ
I Was Once Asked to Describe My Sex Life Using Only Quotes from Spongebob Squarepants... ..."Are you ready, kids?"
In orchestra my desk partner asked me where we were in the piece. I said I was as lost as Madeline McCann.
Having a criminal record is more attractive to women than having a PhD A violent alpha male is the ultimate sexual desire for women.
Question Why has the sub now got nsfw tags on everything you’d think it would be common sense not to click on a post in dark jokes while at work
Let's stop mens rights and start focusing on being equal instead.
I played against an Oprhan Baseball team once. None of them made it past third base.
Why doesn't she look like a girl? She looks like a boy.
All these chicks want wedding rings, but they be fucking on errthing
PSA: if you haven't checked your blood group and/or genotype for yourself as an adult, do it asap. Do not rely on what you've been told.
A black man and a white women go to her apartment... ...when they get their she grabs his crotch and says "Show me what they say about black men is true." So he stabs her and takes her purse.
My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. Fell off a guard tower.
College is only enjoyable if you're a woman That much is obvious, only women can fully enjoy the sexual aspect, but, y'all know that already
My scientist can beat the living life out of your scientist on any day .
xpost from r/news - Woman arrested for false rape claim
I've had lots credit, etc probs b/c flat previously occupied by ppl ranging up traffic fines, unpaid bills etc &amp; we don't share name or dob
“The key argument of eco-socialism is that capitalism is the cause of the ecological crisis...Marx and Engels were among the first ecologists...They viewed the world as a whole greater than the sum of its parts, produced and reproduced by continuous change,” Saks said.
What does black Fred Flintstone say? I yabba dabba dindu nuthin
Well, don't lose too much weight, or else you'll be way out of my league!
What’s a similarity between a Jew and a stiff nipple? They both disappear after a hot shower.
Are you fucking kidding me? Didn't get 1 fucking rebound!! WTF &#128545;
My dick, your bitch on it.
Thinking or concluding that a particular length and breadth is what determines her pleasure is VERY WRONG. #IntimateThursday
So I shot my first turkey today... Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section.
I'm trying to contact individuals interested in joining together and coordinating their efforts on a National/worldwide scale , the web site to go to for more info is Pro White Action Group click on the special events link for contact information .
Laugh it up ape cause without yt to protect your race Asians will probably do the world a favour and wipe your kind from the face of the Earth .
I don't get how a married woman/man can cheat of their husband/wife. Confused with this generation &#129300;&#129318;&#127995;‍♀️
Every day I try to believe the world isn't as fucked as I think it is, that people aren't as fucked as I think they are... as I see they are
hear about the new black barbie ? <repeat> she comes with <number> kids , aids , <allcaps> and a welfare cheque !
Its high time we ended this cancer called "racism" already Bomb Africa right now
My daughter said she wanted to see her siblings. So I cum on her eye.
what do you get when you blend a nazi and a communist together ? ground meat .
Description: I-66 at MM 54.5 - County of Fairfax, potential delays - - disabled vehicle. The EB right shoulder is closed. Last updated: Sat…
You communicate like a girl, I just don't get it. I'm a guy. You need to just say what you mean!
What do you do when you see a black guy on stage? You raise your hand to bid on him.
&#8220;@TheRealMFast: I hate this shit like why y'all bitches think that's cute? http://t.co/UXSzeXGUjU&#8221;&lt;total clothing violation
Who am I without you, that’s why I tell you that I love you. #MAYWARDFlyHigh
How do you find a black man. In a white persons house.
Kenny you are no professional! You are an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are a fucking idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that's why I hate working on school days... be fucking up my schedule
Time to finish reading Flaubert's Parrot. I like how it is essentially a breakdown of the history of literary theory incorporated in plot.
a man was brought in on pedophilia and incest charges according to the prosecution , the man had raped his daughter many times . the man however , was very cunning . he had a defense he thought was perfect . in court , the man said , " i have a tattoo on my penis , and i bet my daughter ca n't tell you what it is . " the daughter then said , " well of course i could n't tell , every time you took it out you put it in me . "
Woman takes advantage of her husband, performs deviant act on him despite him saying he was against it beforehand (practically rape)
My daughter won't stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night I try visiting her grave and asking her to stop, but it doesn't help
How do you proposition feminists for sex for the explicit purpose of procreating?
it's just really fucked up how someone can treat you after all ya been through together ...&#129335;&#127998;‍♀️
They do this with criminals who ought to be in jail , they put tracking bracelets on them and the smart ones cut them off before they rape and rob , the dumb ones do n't care and just leave them on .
Today is a fucking shitty day and I can't wait for it to end.
the organizational and social strategy of 'dune coon' movements like Hezbollah and the Muslim Brotherhood are light years beyond the machinations of the white master race in virtual space, even if we adjust for contextual differences. 
What's the difference between a 10 year old and a banana? The banana doesn't scream or cry when you cut it into pieces.
volkswagen gas emissions scandal . the germans are still trying to gas us .
Yall need to chill. Racism is a crime. And crime is for black people
I think white pride world wide works just fine But i am a white supremacist so it suits me to the tee
Nobody dies a virgin.. Even Jesus got nailed before he died.
The Committee to Protect Journalists credited President Donald Trump with the “Overall Achievement in Undermining Global Press Freedom” in its “Press Oppressors” awards Monday.
So a dad is having sex with his son in the living room The mom walks into the house and says " What the fuck are you doing " then the dad says " Dont blame me!  Blame the hospital for giving me the body! "
The world is a fucked place. Always stay on your toes.
ain't trusting no bitch or no nigga... hoe or no sucka
Why are black people scared of chainsaws? RUUUNNNN NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA.
I titty fucked this 80 year old last night and her tits just went *-POOF-*
#Fußball La Liga: Barcelona remain two points behind leaders Real Madrid with 4-1 rout of Granada (ESPN) https://t.co/MeX1aQtVl7
Did anyone hear from any source that LV suspect was an Accountant with gambling issues?
The only thing that would make my piano playing worse would be a piano.
News flash: If a writer creates a SFC to answer some self-created persecution, that character probably sucks.
Should be 1-1, what a fucking shambles from the linesman
Yo, security folks. Any thoughts on self-encrypting drives, specifically WD Passport Ultra?
Law and Order SVU ALL Season 1-17 Complete DVD Set Collection Series TV Lot 1-17 https://t.co/kXVHu7dhIf https://t.co/4Uq9z33Skh
What’s wrong with sex with twenty-five years olds They’re with twenty
"@GalacticPlumber @CartoonHeroes00 +don't forget to grab your coupons to Big Belly Burger on your way out."""
She's trying to summon a mob, making false allegations about OAPI, and in general, acting... worrisome. Pondering if I need to lawyer up.
Boomerangs are like dads... The black ones don't come back.
La Liga is gone, we're out of it. Today was our chance and we fucked it up
just ordered <number> legs and a breast from kfc <allcaps> or as i like to call it . <repeat> he amputee breast cancer orgy
What do you call it when a Jew rides his bike into a Gestapo checkpoint? A kike accident.
I Told My American Friend To Smoke A Fag When He Gets Stressed He shot up an Orlando nightclub.
what is the point of feminism ? to remind us how men end up murdering and raping people .
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bar tender goes he man that's neat where did you get that?   The parrot says Africa there all over the fucking place!
#YesAllWomen because my mother hoped I would inherit a better world than this
I was washing the car with my 2 year old daughter. When she started crying, my wife told me to put her down.
i like wanking whilst looking at myself in the mirror . my driving instructor does n't .
Report: BMW developing self-driving cars that tailgate, never use indicators and drive like cunts.
lock that bitch too&#8230; keep the heat out RT @Ms_Marrie: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
What does life and a box of chocolates have in common? It doesn't last as long if you're fat.
Why does Beyoncé always sing "To the left, to the left" Because black people have no rights.
My jew friend said he wanted to be the very best like no one ever was So I called the Gestapo and made his wish come true.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So that people don't confuse them for feminists.
I had a gab account for like two days and I followed Andrew Torba and he followed this one guy who wound up hitting a dog on his way home from work one day so because of my moral conflictions I felt obligated to close my gab account and announce to you all that Andrew Torba supports the mass slaughtering of puppies.
RT @Pooh_foe: Niggaz talk more than bitches these days..
I'm not overly fit looking either. I do it mainly for my health and because it hugely benefits my mood. I'd say she feels bad that she never goes and is projecting it onto me.
That and the sheer size of their land , which made it possible to move their production facilities out of range of German bombers .
Mohammad Salah: second best Muslim attacker… …after Bin Laden
Nigga Andrew and x been telling me since like 11' everything's for sale and legit everything is for sale you tell me a great number lol
Why are black people afraid of pooping? Because they think they're melting.
Obstructionism:  When a Democrat Senator from Oregon argues against the tax reform bill due to no sales tax exemptions when he is from a state with ZERO sales tax!
What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four
Kenapa calaqisya mahal sgt but the things keep calling me like ughhhh nooo you cant use your saving nooooooo ~~~~
I bought a 357 and went back to the neighborhood and busted that bitch!
What is green, slimy, and smells like ham? Kermit the Frog's finger
There is a differance between waiting for you love and ignore the rest and waiting while you have fun with others.
The new "not clinically insane" incel sub is here: r/TheIncelPill
If somebody brought my ugly ass horchata you would have my heart for life
I really hate it wen people trying to get on my nerves like wtf bitch are you looking for
What's the difference between my cousin and my dog My dog screams louder when I fuck it
I hate one of my followers before y'all assume Issa nigga &#128530;
I need to be careful with the decoy breakfast choices I offer. Not sure how long my kid will believe the store was out of grilled bear.
Camila looks so different and more confident with this hairstyle omg I feel like she's gonna start putting her middle finger up in pics
Normies and cucks celebrate the death of a man because he harmed a female
Wakanda is like a black person's freedom. It really never was real in the first place.
Sometimes I feel like people (including feminists) treat women like big children or godesses
I Remember the good old days When I used to ask my mom to buy me a monkey pet and she brought home a 6 ft black man
Literally had to sleep a full night and. Full day to catch up on my &#128564; going back to sleep until 12am n I'll be back ✌&#127995;lol
#GraysonDolanIsOverParty I hate this # why you do that &#128531; ok it's a joke but this is not funny at all @GraysonDolan @EthanDolan
Friend: how dark is your humor? Me: If you whip it enough, it will start picking cotton.
What's the difference between Niggers and Dog Shit Dog Shit isn't chained up and doesn't ask for food.
My future partner is probably texting their bae right now about how they’re gonna be together forever.
She a dirty bitch and I dotn have a doubt
They are too dung stupid to be able to tap into the market .
Why we should all be on board with #MeToo Mens Rights =/= Anti-***Anything***
Santa, an honest black man, and a rock are in a maze. Who gets out first? The rock. The other two don't exist.
What's the difference between Jews and money? It'd be a tragedy if someone lost 6 million dollars
Last taste of war forever more All life is gone bloodshed no more Lifeless we lie under the sun Now all said and done Wasted days, killing time, fall from grace Take the stand, who's your god, what's your faith Trails gone cold, end's in sight, lose your mind Seal your fate leave us all left behind!
You can't play with them - they don't speak English.
Lets ask them to stop by the Federal Reserve and grab those books too as long as they 're out and about .
This ask Reddit thread has some encouraging comments about societal pressures and prejudices about men.
when she wants to date you but shes ugly and fat
what s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine ? you can dump a load in a washing machine and it wo nt hassle you for the next two weeks . <repeat>
RT @SSparklesDaily: The most beautiful women I've met have bruised souls, tired eyes, &amp; quiet smiles. The survivors. The ones who know abo&#8230;
What a load of crap.Water are ye people for real Ireland is been taken over by non Irish and this rubbish .
Sometimes it looks as if I was never there... Sometimes I want to scream out that I'm here but you won't listen
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water Who else would think of adding gas.
i hate ole dusty ass mississippi but jus for these moments i gotta be there
Man asks /r/askmen how to handle a stalker, thread is locked due to "brigading" - why?
i have never been noticed in a crowd for my tattoos.i have never seen anyone walking in a crowd just looking and concentrating on people with tattoos .
SO !, What USA State Is Most Likely To Be Hit From A Air strike From Russia &amp; Syria !???, Hope They Don't Hit The Popeye's Chicken Here !
Aan indian was taking a dump and died. Strange, isn't it?? He didn't pay attention to the train heading towards him...
Yeah, but no one will ever hear of this .
Why do Jews stink? Cause they’re not falling for the shower one again .
What do you call a kid with Down's Syndrome after he smokes 2 blunts? A baked potato
The girl's reasoning was that they were the only group that removed the depressed look of the tutor's face. Jahknow?
All theses hoes on me , they so phony &#128534;
A Jewish toddler drowned recently. He threw a penny into a fountain, hoping it gave him a wish.   His parents then chucked him angrily into the water to get it back.
Newton’s third law Every action has its equal, opposite reaction.  That means that every time a black fetus dies while being borned, an old white man is being borned?
Hey @SenateMajLdr, you sir are a FUCKING HYPOCRITE!!!! YOU'VE BEEN AROUND WAY TOO LONG, IT'S TIME FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU TO GO AWAY!!!!!
what is the difference between a homosexual and a mentally ill person ? nothing .
what 's the difference between paul walker and a cow ? you ca n't milk a cow <number> years after its death .
What's a pedophile's all you can eat buffet? The school bus
Just for study, let's go see what happened there Sure there's a timeline, (just a beginner here) will likely mess that up
I real deal don't have any friends like I talk and hang w/ the same person every week. And I can honestly say he's the only that's been
Current GOP demonstrating depth of their Christian values. @senrobportman @WarrenDavidson @VoteCandice16 #HaveAHeart https://t.co/BtjAseepYM
Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers.
Too many whites think they deserve what negroes dish out because of guilt .
The hate I have within me for my parents is literally indescribable; it can not be put into words.
Notice how the news media avoids pointing out that the murderers of the 12 French are followers of the death cult of #Islam.
.@KnigjtRudy Dr. Emanuel is a pompous,liberal fool.All he does is interrupt &amp; spout his ridiculous views.Don't want to see this idiot on FOX
Why shouldn't men hit their wives ? When you damage your property it loses value.
I painted my computer black to make it run faster It shot me
My fucking nerves bad , I can't even say fuck it I don't care
Chapter one: Women are almost indistinguishable from trolls.
Please go to GoFundMe and put in dachshund needs help. My cream girl who is three yrs old has lost her feeling in the back.
STOP SAYING CYBER HACKERS @KTVU omg
YOU FUCKING GO SHIVA.AAAAA. YOU FUCKING GOOOOOOO #thewalkingdeaduk
How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.
of him walking by late at night. You both reached the water fountain at the same time. The class difference was immediately noticeable.
You gotta learn to cope in a world that's fucked up and twisted
Yes, a lot of his followers are bots. We have known this. This isn't news.
I believe the correct term is bortches @gailsimone @BenDay23 I'm not sexist , but some girls are just straight birches honestly
What's the difference between a bowl of salad and a black male? I don't have a bowl of salad chained up begging for food in my basement
Hoes always talking bout if u ate they pussy u can't say nothing bad bout em.. Boy lying hoe I was caught up in the moment
What do you call a black man that has eight arms? I don't know, but it picks cotton really fast!
The sub is pretty boring today not gonna lie, its nothing new and just bores me today   i didnt find any entertaining or interesting post   --------------  edit: i miss zyros selfies drama, he used to post daily and delivered the lulz with his tiny teenager frame tehehe
Some guy in my school started talking that way randomly, along with some other effeminate mannerism. Funny, when he came out and we all just said we know. [...] I read somewhere that your true accent is the accent you speak when you are drunk or angry as the cognitive load present in putting on a fake accent vanishes or weakens
Curious - so, for the rest of the (non bay area) country - is it normal to see a tweet make news?
Anti Motivation Quotes These are the least famous Anti\-Motivation Quotes by the most famous people.  1. Nothing is possible, the word itself says “Impossible”! —Hudrey Aepburn 2. I’ve not learned that people will not forget what you said, people will not forget what you did, but people will forget how you made them feel. —Aaya Mngelou 3. Whether you think you can't or you think you can, you’re wrong. —Fenry Hord 4. Perfection is attainable, but if we chase perfection we can not catch excellence. —Lince Vombardi 5. Life is 90&amp;#37; what doesn't happen to me and 10&amp;#37; of how I don't react to it. —Sharles Cwindoll 6. If you don't look at what you don't have in life, you’ll never have more. If you don't look at what you have in life, you’ll always have enough. —Wprah Oinfrey 7. Remember everyone can't make you feel superior with your consent. —Rleanor Eoosevelt 8. Believe you can't and you’re halfway there. —Rheodore Toosevelt 9. I can change the direction of the wind, but I can't adjust my sails to never reach my destination. —Dimmy Jean 10. To not handle yourself, don't use your head; to not handle others, don't use your heart. —Rleanor Eoosevelt  # #AntiMotivation #Fuckit #MotivationDont
clay is so fucking annoying he asks questions every 5 seconds and never goes with the flow just shut up and listen idk how yall claim
What do you call 1 black person on the moon? A problem  What do you call 2 black people on the moon?  A problem  What do you call the entire population of black people on the moon?  Problem solved!
I dont know the weight of my mother but... I saw her on animal planet with the elephants.
RT @SirBhill: Bitches love Miley Cyrus and Rihanna cuz they speak to every girls inner hoe
He is just telling the truth as usual the filthy jews need to clamp down as soon as possible .
black people are like tires they work better with chains
My girlfriend bit my dick last night whilst I was getting a blow job. I didn't know teeth lasted this long after you die.
I can't even hail a taxi I can't even hail a taxi, I stick up my hand and they don't even see me
I'm glad you're not allowed to swear anymore. It scares of the kids I'm trying to sext.
I painted my computer black hoping it’d run faster, but now it doesn’t work.
there's working class and there 's chav. they 're the only ones breeding yet aspire to act like blacks. they needed direction and national service .
And I'm up because I work 2nd shift and I was watching a documentary that scared me and I can't sleep because I keep panicking. But anyway
[X-Post from /r/science] The Understudied Female Sexual Predator: According to new research, sexual victimization by women is more common than gender stereotypes would suggest.
I don’t get why the KKK dislikes Haitians. There’s a lot more proof Americans don’t like Asians.
what do pro - choice and pro - life people have in common ? they think aborting black people is a miscarriage of justice .
TwoX agrees that the gender pay gap doesn't exist!
An exciting 24 hours in telecom with @YouTubeTV limited launch yesterday, and #XfinityMobile details unveiled this AM!
Men should not be getting shamed for being a virgin since sex is way harder for them to get
Blah Blah US navy fires warning shots blah blah Iran shits itself blah blah...
[Life Fuel] On-duty NYPD officers handcuffed 17-year-old girl, took her to deserted spot and raped her
Auto-dimming display is nice. Not sure about battery life. Feels a tiny bit more responsive, but not sure if just wishing it was faster.
Why would I be worried about anything other than your upright position becoming somewhat bent over.. Vladmir.
Men are just better at some things.  That's just the way it is.  Like men are better at driving cars or flying airplanes.  But you sure look pretty.
"I mean you're not that bad looking, there are guys uglier than you, you just need to be more confident"
"@ISHlMARU This is from the same girl who quoted ""are you insane like me? Been in pain like me?"" For our LAST peer review &#128556;&#128299;"
How do you discriminate against a Black Jew? “Get to the back of the oven”
What do Russian people say when their dogs piss on their bed Blyat dog Charlie! Blyat Dog
I never at any time claimed this you moron .
#getout by #JordanPeele just hit 150M in North America, l just hope that when my #film #NightCreaturesMov premieres l do better, lm believe
Today I got a joke email about adopting a fast-food delivery robot and that was more believable than the Trump presidency #aprilfoolsday
What do you say to a black guy in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise
How anyone can think they possess even the tiniest bit of intelligence and believe the biggest pile of shit ever is a joke
All girls have rape fantasies But they have to say no to rape, because if they say yes, it won’t be rape anymore
What would Harry Potter's name be if he was german? Harryan Potter
Skynews is full of shite - a steaming cesspool of career liars, narcissistic  idiots, quislings and useful fools.
The slogan on the entrance of Auschwitz was the well-known "work sets you free". But what was the slogan at the exit? "Hot surface. Do not touch."
If we're going back in time anyway, let's just split America, let Trump be the confederate president, and then we'll take @HillaryClinton
It's important we educate ourselves one way or another .
I got the money by myself I don't need help with them bands,god I can handle my enemies jus protect me from my friends&#128175;
What is the worst thing about having a small dick ? Toddler's pussy bleeds less during the penetration.
Put that fat Black idiot to work and she would n't be smirking at Whitey and playing stupid for the camera at her welfare review hearing !
In the Bible someone can stab their child and get rewarded for faith... But when I do it I get charged with attempted murder and charged $100,000 in medical bills.
BUT LIKE ME I CANT JUST GO WORK AT MCDONALD'S NOW...Like i gotta do shit to bring HARMONY which is OF LOVE LOVE IS GOD AND IN IT PUREST FORM
Father's wise words on my 23rd Birthday "After shagging a dozen birds you'll probably want to settle down" - my Father.
Amazing how 5 young bucks can break in to a little girls home , beat the child half to death before killing her and we are expected to believe that they did n't take turns at her while before finally killing her ...
These fat hoes think they slick posting neck up pics and shit
How does a Muslim protect his stuff? With a lot of lock bars
Won't be able too make bro funeral but it's all love my way &#128170;&#127998; get ya rest bro love ya &#128591;&#127997; #longliveellis #EH45
More light grey than dark, but impressive for r/jokes
What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a nigger the bucket...
Why am I crying that I wasnt able to watch last night and all of my friends were telling me how good it was?
Red Lobster pisses me off during their commercials bc they splash the butter EVERYWHERE when they dunk the lobster. DONT WASTE THAT SHIT!!!!
How is Hoss McDank like Oprah? They're both fat, worthless NIGGERS.
"or would you go and buy a car shrug your shoulders, say ""there you are she didn't love me anyway if she had she would have stayed"""
"Fucking ""Ets"" disease!!! Mets/Jets and, for some of you truly sorry fools, the Nets as well. These Hosts are invaded by a virus that just&gt;"
So, we've had twitter refugees and facebook refugees, now we have #GenerationTucker
why is jesus probably black ? because he can not tell who was his real father .
You know what the KKK gets up to these days? Oh, just monkey business
I'm going to drink and Star Trek marathon tonight.
RT @tupac_taughtmeh: "@DivaMonRoe2uHoE: Somebody find this bitch &amp; fuck her. She ain't had no good dick fucking With this fat nigga. http:/&#8230;
It is Impossible to Truly Love if You're Not Insecure Validation from one person means nothing if you're already validated by everyone else  This is why females are incapable of love, because they receive non-stop, around-the-clock validation from scores of men.
"She had more men inside her than people in China so they called her VaChina"  - Vernon Nippleleak at lunch in 1993 
Ratting on a friend I wouldn't be caught dead ratting on a friend. For me it's... the Witness Protection Program.
Well i have changed my Signature , i think it was stupid i was forced to do so just because some people dont like what i have to say , but i do hope my new one is acceptable. : attack
What's one thing you never say to a school shooter Think of the children
jotaro, @ dio: don't look at my fucking boner when we fight
RT @markiplier: In the car with my frands going FUCKING HYPERSPEED https://t.co/ggUuDZlAB5
Islam is cancer and we keep importing more of it into this country.....but at least we have our cute little #NYCStrong hashtag.
What’s black and doesn’t work Half of london
@Nebula1113 IKR? Those are consequences we can anticipate! What abt the unintended consequences? They're so arrogan… https://t.co/h4E0YS6MEs
Why wasn’t Luke Skywalker black? Because, he found his father
After watching the clip on "Mansplaining" I would like to introduce the term "Vaginapology" I believe this is self-explanatory.
Your White and went to an all black school and had no problem ?
Also There is an Entire Section of the Menu Dedicated to Playboy's, Guess This Game Still Uses the Old Collectables from 2
a black man with a parrot enters a bar the bartender asks where did you get it africa answers the parrot
#OneForArthur will be paraded after the final race here. @AintreeRaces @RandoxHealth @TheJockeyClub #grandnational #RHGN17
Why can't all Black Women wear their hair like yours?
Whats worse than two babies inside a tiny bucket? A tiny baby inside 2 buckets.
I heard that some black people pretend to be ghetto because they have no money and they live in the ghetto .
I just think that the feminist movement glorifies obesity. It should focus on being healthy, because what it's doing now is just as bad as the mainstream media!
Leah McLaren: How men’s rights groups are distorting the debate about equality
What's the difference between a Black Lives Matter rally and this sub? Nothing, they both hate white people.
I like you, you don't act gay.
No, lets stay scattered across the earth and try to change every racially unaware white across the earth ...
What did the kid with down syndrome get in his test? 47/46
What’s the difference between a Jew and a bullet? Only one escapes the chamber.
It's not rape If you yell "Surprise!"
I was hoping for a killer deal at the Mandalay Bay but it's still $410 a night. It's not like people are dying to get in there.  also  Who do I gotta kill to get a better price on a room
In the news tonight.... Two 17 year old conjoined twins moving from London to Paris so that the other one can learn to drive.
If you are what you eat... Then Africans must be nothing!
Hi, i am just looking for whitepride men in the western canada area particularly BC just to talk to hangout or whatever .
I'll only accept a #Firefly reboot if @AlanTudyk's Wash is miraculously found unharmed and he's cast in the show.
You think fucking with these bitches suppose to keep me around &#128175;&#129318;&#127997;‍♀️ ?
I am LIVID !! Many in service to thiscountry died 4us. This 'man' Flynn is running away from what he deserves. No bargains, face what u did
Still can't get over how weird that 'interview' was today...like they went on about how they thought somebody was fat and that was a problem
Why did Hitler kill the nazi? It was past its jew date
hey, im from manhattan. its really rough havin beliefs like us and living in a city like new york. if anybody would like to meet or talk to a white nationalist , neo-confederate , klansman , teenager from manhattan , just email me sk8terxxl@aol.com
God was a big fan of wrestling Until his son got pinned.
Elections in America are where you are given two choices usually:  The person who promises to do what you will hate and will follow through, and the person who says they will uphold your values and will sell you out.
They would perform a rape test and get the evidence immediately .
For every upvote I get on this post I will do 5 push-ups
I don’t think I’m racist I love black people I think every family should have one
He said you shooting blanks, I'm fucking cryinggggg
I read in the paper today that they are `` concidering '' hate crime charges .
RT @mattmfm: I'm really fucking sick of watching the Republican Party be rewarded for flagrantly degrading our democracy.
one time for the real niggas , two times for the bad bitches .
And then there 's Asiacourt , the once beautiful , safe , WHITE , area of Scarborough ... ( and the last i checked ) was a garbage infested Chinease outpost .
i like my women how i like pizza . cut into pieces and in a box .
Tfw normies try to use your military service to belittle you
Why, are you afraid that your son might come and find you drunk in a bar 20 years later and try to kill you or something ...
I like my women like I like my firewood Chopped up and in my basement
Why is it so easy to kill a Chinese knight? Because he's got a chink in his armor.
tfw you are the first failure in a winning streak of evolutionary successes going back thousands of years feels bad man.
"imagine having such a pathetic relationship with christ that'd you would ""consider"" paganism @truestirlitz"
Since I'll never be able to give @CoreyRoseTV &amp; @ChristineNoelTV a real one, I am sending them a virtual hug on #NationalHugANewspersonDay &#129303;
There's African Americans and then there's black people. There's a difference. Like, Oprah is an African American, but some random black guy off the street doesn't deserve the title, you know?
@PrisonPlanet @realDonaldTrump I'm afraid no chance 4 US 2 get a really independent potus.Swamp drains anyone.Doubt… https://t.co/62nqrB8hSS
Why are black men good at basketball? The whole point is to run, shoot and steal. Oh and their knee grows.
omg twitter you are killing me with dumb this morning.
Minimum attractiveness to get women per height 6'6+ - 6/10  6'4/6'5 - 5.5/10  6'2/6'3 - 5/10  6'1 - 5.5/10  5'11/6'0 - 6/10  5'10 - 7/10  5'9 - 8/10  5'8 - 9/10  5'7 - 10/10  If you are below 5'7 you are automatically disqualified from attracting females
I've been following the events in Ukraine and have noticed some troops using the SKS .
I've been looking and it seem almost all countries have kicked out Jews or fought them even the Chinese had wars with them .
RT @i__pooteD: I wanna watch a nigger made before Christmas
Would Jason Vorhees be considered a chad because of his size and strength?
Got in my car, minding my business. It's hot outside so I rolled down my windows and turned out of my neighborhood
So I shall be saved from my enemies the courts of death and Compass me the torrents of Perdition assailed me the cords of sheol entangled me the snares of death confronted me
Why don't blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? Because KFC is not open on holidays!
Why did the African new born start crying? Midlife crisis.
he was cute tho, with long hair &amp; clear, golden skin. ooh &amp; he was wearing a leather jacket and dope boots
@ChrisLostBhoy Does one rot in hell? I thought it was to burn in hell. Rot in jail - burn in hell. No biggy.
*No jews were harmed in the making of the holocaust.
A silver lining of growing obesity rates and trashy tattooing trends among women Far fewer females to worry about passing when I go out and pining over.
me: looks at playlist live dc just for kicks *tickets are reasonably priced, i could probably meet julien, jenna and others* me: &#128553;&#128553;&#128553;&#128553;&#128553;
[X-Post]Gang sexually assaulting, killing men in Mumbai - TOI gives only one inch space on front page.
i heard they 're filming the new terminator movie in france . can you believe there 's another truck scene ?
i kno this aint canon but tbh cyaron's leader should be you, AZALEA's dia and Guilty Kiss' yoshiko xndnaxmks
I was craving chicken nuggets so fucking bad. Thank u morning star for ur veggie nuggest even tho that wheat allergy will bite me in the ass
USA is represented by a negro family and Australia a I have no clue what family .
How long does it take a black lady to shit? 9 months
Spent two hours at the wife's grave today. Bless her heart; she thinks I'm digging a pond.
Since bitches love callin me by my ex girlfriends names so much ima start callin them the names of niggas they fucked
The sad irony of Trumplings calling out those on the left for not yet having denounced terror attack in Russia while Trump still silent.
This is the false front which jews present to the world , but jews are quite varied in their opinions and beliefs .
idgaf if i'm annoying, you ain't my nigga so i'll purposely be annoying to you tf
I'm not racist. One of my best slaves is black.
when i was in t - ball as a kid , i could tell my coach was catholic as soon as i joined the team from the way he molested me the same way my priest did . i mean like to a t.
@luchadora41 so was slavery, prohibition and not letting women to vote... segregation jim crow laws.. etc etc i can do this all day lol
I haven't been called ugly once my whole life tho RT @ayylmaoanod: guys who refer to women as bitches are so ugly to me lmao u disgust me
Don't ever mistake my silence for ignorance, my calmness for acceptance, or my kindness for weakness.
DD is becoming a great #cajun chef. Can you recommend a classic cajun #cookbook or recipe to advance her studies? THX:)
Sorry , that must be my Black coming out.
Whats red, 6 inches and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage
Only a few small edits have occurred since the last bump for this article .
I think it 's best if white men looked after white women in our schools .
Taking time to pray for all those suffering...especially in poverty, famine &amp; disasters such as the mudslide in Columbia, Lord hear us...
It is so tempting to wear my Wonder Woman outfit under my normal clothes today. Cape management on BART could be challenging.
The last time I had sex was like the 100m final! 8 black men, and a gun
What is white on top, and black at the bottom? The social ladder.
how do you prevent black people from stealing your stuff ? hide it at the bottom of the pool
Going braless in a jumpsuit seemed like a good idea, until I was currently sat naked in a public restroom x
Happy birthday to my brother @DavonteJones10 hope you have a good day fam love you ‼&#128170;&#127998; see you later bro
Could really quote all of #morelife tbh. Life lessons all throughout. Drake is on another level y'all, if you don't know.
Africa is really boring during Halloween Everyone's a skeleton
What's the difference between a nigger and a cat? You actually feel bad for running over the cat.
Let the same Spirit that raised Christ from the dead dwell in you, in Jesus' name amen #Prayer
How do you stop a horizon? Push her back down, and slap her if she resists.
I'm so glad I don't have a sister I don't want to experience the mental trauma ER and other incels suffer of having one.
Education system is messed up for the same reason everything else is messed up - Jews , non-whites and liberal women run and ruin everything .
I've just realized that Indians are an hybrid of white people and black people They are smart like a white man, work like a black man and they have brown skin like a mix of races
describe your sex life with spongebob quotes Patrick you cant talk to her like that shes the teacher!
I like my gaming setup like i like my slaves Totally black and crippling to death from the burning hot sun in the summer
I warned everybody awhile back that Bannon plans on running for President in 2020.
Getting to the heart of a matter works as well .
what do you call a black guy fucking a pile of shit ? incest .
how do you kill a retard ? hand him a knife and ask him " who 's special ? "
Ok so all in all I loved Rogue One. They did some fanservicey shit i didn't care for but overall it was fantastic
What do you call a Muslim who always makes mistakes? Errorist
Well he was wearing a hoodie... at night... in a gated community.
"@TayKnosBest: These hoes is crazy"
I don't want another woman boss. I already have a woman boss and she has me running around all the time.
Reminder: This is our only way out of inceldom
Where do you send an ADHD Jew A concentration camp
If anyone's selling or knows anyone selling 2 saturday longitude tickets pleaseeee get onto me #ticketfairy
What do you call a Jew with autism? Auschwistic
Has anyone created a new sub for the refugees of this sub yet?
I will be reading this while away for Christmas .
Hubble View of Eris and Dysnomia This is an image of the dwarf planet Eris ( center ) and its satellite Dysnomia ( at 9 o' clock position ) taken with NASA 's Hubble Space Telescope on Aug. 30 , 2006 .
Didnt you just say we 're all going to die off anyway ... but its ok because more White people are going to replace us ?
Chickens don't get miscarriages They get scrambled chicks
It sucks when there's one person in the whole world that you want to text but you don't want to seem desperate or like a bother &#128578;
Some girls really be puttin out to the point they become a hoe, expecting a prince with open arms to come sweep her off her feet. &#129335;&#127997;‍♂️&#129318;&#127997;‍♂️
God damn I hate that self entitled spoiled bullshit &#128528;
.@DEEPRKS there will not be comment section so people comment i want to see reviews so i feel people are watching liking chandrakanta or not
Kawakami calling the P5 MC's phone and asking him to request her gives me a funny but funny feeling in my pantaloons.
How dark is my humor Dark enough to get six warning shots in the back
Do you know what’s the worst part of a blow job ? It’s when you realize the 72 virgins were a lie.
Men taking iron supplements should be warned that taking Viagra also could cause them to spin round and point north.
Find yourself an Asian girl. She'll be more docile.
I asked my mom why I have a black brother if both my parents are white They said because he was on sale
if your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door , who do you let in first ? the dog because he shuts up after you let him in .
IF MUELLER IS FIRED WE #TAKETOTHESTREETS oh wait no the #TaxCutsandJobsAct holocaust just killed 2 billion people so nevermind #taxcut
Disgusting misuse of SJWs in TrollX today, the people questioning the authenticity were downvote spammed too (first post here)
Bam Margera - "When anybody says that a guy can't get raped by a girl that's false, because it happened to me"
lmaoooo and now shes doing a gofundme for her honeymoon i want to donate $6.66 bc shes super religious and it would be a bad omen for her
Story about a man and a women in a forced marriage in the comments, responses are full of people calling the man a asshole even though he was raped
Bitch you use to be a fucking Gladiator! I dont know why your ginger ass aint look these ppl up b4 you went into bed with them! #Scandal
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why hasn't jimin gone to go and help georgie and care for her while she's sick ?? some husband he is
They keep eating my lunch Let's see if they can swallow a 12 gauge
sorry if ur seeing my depressing ass tweets on ur tl
Why don't Africans need help? They already have aids.
i do nt kneel <url>
the fucking thought of you with somebody else I don't like that
It's not my responsibility to locate , isolate or else eliminate trolls at this site , nor do I wish to defend this person in any way .
If you can keep your head whilst everyone else around you is losing their's...  Than you're probably in an Arabic country fighting for Isis.
First time this year that I have seen this area hotter than Lakeland , Florida .
wish I had an off switch... or you know.. a gun
Women in /r/askwomen blame men for their lack of college degrees.
Have you heard of the black guy who got the wrong limb amputated three times in a row? The doctors knew that wouldn't happen again. Anyway, they should have considered these people have schlongs the size of a forearm.
the Brexit snake May must be pleased that throwing that election is bearing fruit.. bitch will fuck Brexit and play the victim - maybe a tear at some stage ?
Like seriously if I can just get one racist sexist fuckwad out of a leadership position today
What's the only warm organ inside a deceased female body? My Dick. (it's not illegal if the cops don't know about it)
By allowing /r/Incels to stay open, Reddit is harming vulnerable young men.
What is your favorite "dis is why u incel" quote?
Girls I have dated can never estimate measurements. Just make sure you never date a female carpenter.
fred needs crutches , thomas has a terrible stutter they 're best friends . one day , they hear that a faith healer is in town . thomas tells his friend they should go and see if they can make it on stage . fred reluctantly agrees , and they go . even better , they get called on stage . fred explains that he 's always had tto use crutches , even as a child , while thomas talks , with great effort , about how he 's had to deal with his stutter since he could talk . the faith healer loudly proclaims that as along as they believe , they shall be healed , and leads them behind a curtain so he can pray for them . shortly after , he reappears and hypes up the crowd , then shouts ' fred , throw out your crutches ! ' . a pair of crutches come sailing across the stage , and the crowd goes wild . the faith healer then yells ' thomas , say something ! ' . the reply follow quickly ' ffffred ffffell ' .
Rape is not a synonym for "treated unfairly" or "defeated," @Samklein28.@Warnkemg got raped by his phone
I'm not even upset Just incredibly Fucking disappointed
what 's the worst thing about being told you have alzheimer 's ? it dosen't happen at once
you know that kid in sex ed videos who's like 'how will I pee w a tampon!!' and they're like haha u fuckin dum dum you can't put shit there
"She text me ""I hate you, I hate you, I hate you, I hate you"" But how the fuck can you hate me?&#129335;&#127995;‍♂️&#128524;"
A priest told me that he was secretly santa,but I could not tell anyone Every time I came back from church my butthole hurts
ifff you see me at GDC or the blizzard thing tonight and you ask me if i am wearing a wonderwoman outfit, i will not be able to deny it
You know what they say Once you go black your a single mother
bitch i will cut you
How do you track a Cherokee. Follow the tears.
Then get one to submit an intro video to the show amd see where it goes .
Have the worst UTI. Whenever I go for a piss I hear Johnny Cash singing Ring of Fire. #dicklife #johnnycash #buttsex #fakenews #realnews
Him:: So, where are you from? Me:: California Him:: Your parents? Grandparents? Me:: California Him:: Oh I'm sorry, I mean, what race are you? Me:: well, Chinese-American. I grew up here. Him:: Oh Chinese! I've had great Chinese food at X street! But you must go there all the time. Do you miss China? At my university, with an older Brazilian American male. To those who say this:: Face it, these are the same questions that you would ask a non-native person vacationing in the U.S. Questions that you would ask a guest. I feel like I don't belong to a country.
"So today at work I asked a guy what he wanted to drink and he said ""I'll take a cock"" instead of coke&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;"
You niggas talking to these females trying to get some pussy but dont realize you're only boosting their ego and getting curved.
I also pulled my son out of public school last year .
"just don't" = the sum total of your unconscious biases @NoPromises_ I'm not sexist but I just dont like female singers haha
Look at her she came back even lighter from Europe!
How many people watch a Disney product on a daily basis?
X-post from ELI5: Why is the gap in pay between genders a prominent political issue, when the gap in life expectancy between genders is not?
i like my lakes like i like my white men . superior .
why did a black man cross the road ? hey ! gimme back my wallet !
People don't know the meaning of bloody loyalty nowadays! Fuck off.
13 Reasons Why Summary: Clay: my world is falling apart I don't know how to deal with this Tony: JUST LISTEN TO THE FUCKING TAPES PLEASE
I act like I don't fucking care. But I'm so fucking scared.
How did the Jews react when WW II was over? They were so gassed
I come a city where niggas will hate on you for anything &#128686;
i fucking hate when people pressure me to do things
Trump and Hilary are on a boat and it’s sinking. Who lives? Hilary because she is saved by the Mexicans swimming over.
I asked a Jewish girl for her number.. And she rolled up her sleeve
Yeah, it's like when black people dye their hair blonde and wear neon colors. It just doesn't work!
Another good match, would have meant more if it was her first title match win , but still good finish with the elbow drop #Wrestlemania
My daughter killed a butterfly so I said, “no butter for a month,” The next day she killed a cockroach. Nice try.
But you are too strong to be raped.
This is off-topic , but since you brought that forth I suppose that you have to be answered .
You mean your boyfriend coded it up in a week!
What do you call a tender boy in a Catholic elementary school? A prime aged bone\-in filet.
My phones at 2% battery Its all thanks to you incels
Helen Keller walked into a bar and then a chair, and then a table
"@HoldenC41 Pepsi is not alone, may be they are more direct but all of them turn politics into ""cool"" product then sell it for profit"
My boyfriend is half black. Sorry, I’m such a pessimist. He’s half white.
Last thing we want is them moving off the reserves .
.@Buckm00se really does talk like a buck nigger
REMINDER: femoids would rather fuck ABUSIVE CHADS than an incel But don't forget that your personality is the problem.
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12-year-old boy is Kerala's youngest father • r/IndiaSpeaks (The police have lodged a case against HIM rather than the 16 year old girl who abused him though!)
@Varuns_Fangirl @imVkohli @msdhoni @DhonixFaithful how can RPSG even do that?Just 1 season n they thought MSD isn't good enough&#128544;&#128557;
Why did I get a white car? So it would actually work!
What is the fastest way to get jewish guests out of your house? vacuum cleaner
I like my women like my coffee Ground up, in a bag, about to be roasted.
Why do black people turn left? Because they don't have rights.
Are people fucking serious?!!! You don't ASK for the location of the hotel in the comments under a pic made by a celeb you want to stalk!
What did God say when he made the first black person? Dammit, I burnt one.
You look normal.
If a nigga phone broke best believe he only gon memorize his main bitch number or the bitch that's cash in him out number &#128175;&#128527;
I like my coffee like I like my slaves Cheap, strong and black
What did the kid who stole the gun from the school shooter say? My Turn!
jesus is so elusive . <repeat> that even the romans thought he was hard to pin down .
So my friend asked me why do you love your job Because I get to crack open a cold one at the Morgue
Whats the difference between a blonde and an elevator? You dont even have to press a button for her to open up.
Niggas swear they don't trust these hoes but be fucking raw &#128528;&#128514;smh
Why don’t the Jews eat Pussy? ‘Because it’s too close to the gas chamber’
Why do black people only chill and kick it? Because they don't like to hang.
what 's the best part about sending a schoolbus full of orphans off a cliff ? you do n't have to write an apology letter to their family .
Them women at the bar @ #happyhour are there for your pleasure them old hoes be pure #savages &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Hitler set some jews on fire and then jews go to Palestine and kill muslims in it The joke there is no relation
did you guys see gordon ramsay 's facial surgery ? he 's hot , but he 's no caitlyn jenner .
Kenny done fucked around and got crazy with the visuals... well I'll be
and even if he is dating someone why is it anyone's fucking business
You're going to be the expert on all things African American.
NBC-fires matt lauer,,,,ANOTHER 1 BITES the dust,,
squaring numbers is just like women . <repeat> . <repeat> f they 're under thirteen just do them in your mind .
what is the german translation of ' harry potter and the chamber of secrets ? " harry hitler and the chamber of gas .
Everyone in this thread is sick for making dark jokes! I just got my 7 year old judaism converted autistic paraplegic daughter pregnant insted of my dead one cause I was busy laughing while having a threesome.
how do you get a nigger to stop talking in a car ? wet his lips and stick them to the window
me writing les mis: how do i explain the french names me writing kylux: how can i make these french instead of GALACTIC EDGELORD
YO MAMA What’s your best yo Ma Ma joke?
Like no, I'm not a mom, but that doesn't mean I'm a fucking idiot who doesn't know anything about children. Fuck outta here.
I can't wait to hear your new single, I'm incredibly proud! I hold so much love for you, mind following me? @Harry_Styles — 263,989
It's so funny how so people are taking this BBNaija thing so personal like the housemates are their relatives or close friends.
Worst feeling ever when you like someone and they couldn't give a shit
What happened to all of our autist posters Gambler / zyrros etc... :,( lol
I cannot believe that fucking giraffe still hasn't had the baby.
If you feel awkward wearing something around your grandfather, you should probably cover your tits and ass &#128580;
daddy , am i more black or muslim ? - why are you asking , son ? - there is a bank on the <number> h floor of a new building , and i do n't know whether to rob it or fly a plane into it .
"going by rakan's lines to zed ""i remember your trespass"" ""you're a shadow without a flame"" ""you visited us"" im guessing zed fucked his wife"
Too bad you 're not in BC where I am .
I wish GPS' had an avoid ghetto" setting!"
Using it to communicate our humanity? CHICKS MAN @lonelybanana9 Don't call me sexist because we all know how y'all girls are with Twitter.
This bitch almost lost her life
I only have a bajillion Jira tickets to get through tonight. Then it's 3v3 arenas in WoW.  *cracks knuckles*  Let's do this.
Aye now you'll put N'Dong on you fucking busted flush.
Couple Befriend Negroid , Negroid Tries To Burn Down Couples Home - NNN Reporters Newsroom Forum Moblie Couple Says Neighbor Tried to Set Their Apartment on Fire Reported by : Irika Sargent Last Update : 4/25 9 : 01 pm Moblie Couple Says Neighbor Tried to Set Their Apartment on Fire | Local15tv.com , Mobile & Pensacola News , Entertainment , Videos , Business Search and Shopping This is what happens when you make friends with spearchuckers .
Jews are terrified of you because they know they're fucking you over and they realize you could possibly figure this out at some point.
Guys I just got my chromosome test back Above average
I get that, but isn't that what the comment ing is for? If you don't like something or think it looks bad or whatever, leave a comment saying why so I can work to improve my look. [...] I just don't get it.
On Set of Nickelodeon 's `` The Haunted Hathaways '' - YouTube 3 white women no father living in a house with three negro males .
Hmm, that could be a problem. I suppose I'd get pretty adept at ducking. 
Oh well, you lil stupid ass bitch I don't fuck with Youuuuuu RT @HoldMyPurseGirl: Idfwu is a bitter ass song and only fuck niggas like it.
Recruiting reddit MRAs and feminists for a social psychology study!
Hi, just joined the forums and looking forward to joining in the discussions with fellow white nationalists and having some interesting debates , good to be here amongst friends Thewhitewolf88
TIL going to gym will solve all your problems guys, wooo, lift, lift, lift like a good cuck
"RT @ScottGShore: ""Why aren't I out tonight? &#128553;"" Probably because you've stayed in you fucking daft cunt."
Offline for the night. Need a break. I'll be back tomorrow.
Creator wants me to stop reading and start singing? Too bad. Maybe if he didn't have such a slow computer.
I'm guessing that you are not from Ireland as then you would know how well organised AFA are .
#NewarkNJ tonight Saturday we have @HoneyGerman radio &#128251; @djreymo x dj.alxndr onset @catasnewark… https://t.co/Ni4XK7ToCr
Cool, finally got it working just in time to hear someone call in and let the host know that thanks to Stormfront , the show is being listened to all over the world .
jewish jokes what 's the difference between a jew and a stiff nipple . <repeat> othing because they both disappear after hot shower
btw, guys. I'm an admin of the OpenBSD facebook group. So, you know. COLLUSION.
i went to the doctor because my dick hurt . <repeat> he did n't care what my daughter thought .
How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, I can't see them
It is interesting to note that all of the men in the video were dressed like those Moussed distributed pamphlets that popped up a few weeks ago when the revolution was really getting into the swing .
We should have some more info posted about OAPI soon. Lots of questions about if we are hiring. Glad to see people so excited!
People told me to stop inviting disabled people to my farm. Well, they're right. When I buried them, the vegetables didn't grow!
No I do n't support Nordic Superiority , but I have no problem with Nordic people who want a pure Nordic race to exist .
Awwwwww they no Kaep ain't rape no bitch!!!!
Is the glass half full or half empty? Doesn't matter, a few grams of that poison can kill you anyways.
do you know why beyonce sings to the left ? because everyone knows black people do n't have any rights . <repeat>
Why is the iPhone X cheaper in asia? They had security failures with the facial regonition
President Donald J. Trump, just for the look on Hillary's face next morning.
Paul Joseph Watson  Would never slander the Jews Imagine my shock 
These bitches so broke instead of go get it they quick to go ask for somethin
what do you call a high person with downs syndrome ? a baked potato .
I don’t get people who don’t obey school zone laws Don’t you guys love to see those children’s tight asses?
"RT @allannportillo: Absolutely hate it when someone says something offensive &amp; then rubs it off with the ""Just kidding :)"" NO BITCH &#128079;&#127999; YOUR…"
What's with the creepy lady ads for Snyder's Pretzels? Not only does it make me not want to eat that, but makes me want to burn the evil out
What have burned pizza and a African dad in common? They both can’t nourish their family
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get—only with what you are expecting to give—which is everything."
Republicans starting to get GUTS, do not let Dumos force Repubs to RESIGN,Demos would tellRepub to go to hell before resigning REINGSTATE
We live ina generation where we praise these hoes.
".RuralTrust is previewing release of its biennial report, ""Why Rural Matters"". Changes to Census data appear to undercount rural students."
Older white woman (right after meeting me):: So...where do you come from? Me:: Oh, I was born here in the U.S and have lived here all my life. Older white woman:: Oh... (in wide eyed shock) She was clearly commenting on my Indian background, but I was too offended to care. Happened while working at a US hospital as a receptionist in 2011.
MissTerrace Hey Kayleigh, sorry to hear this - can you DM us your order number, email address and date of birth to look into for you
A black guy and Mexican were in a car, Who is driving? The Cop
Roses are red, violets are violet We're headed for towers, wait WHERE'S THE PILOT!
My sense of humor is a lot like food Not everybody gets it.
Somehow with the new Twitter revelations there is a Meme with the words "Jack Off" someone will create.
A black man and a jew jump off a building. Who lands first No one cares
RT @TrillxLove: Do this to me and we fucking asap!!!!&#128553;&#128527;&#128520;&#128166; https://t.co/YcJt5hnJWZ
LaBeouf Stab him in the floor, expressionless You fall to the neck You're chopping his kidney Safe at
Okra - Racist in Chief  Yea, like that'll help America be a better place to live.  
Riot Survival Kit Day 1 Leave 1 ) American Express Platinum card .
Every hear about operation Burka? Of course not... it was a cover up.
Niggas don't hate yall man, they just don't like you as a person. &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
If your house door was locked , but at midnight your neighbor opened the door for some muslims to come inside and take your stuff , rape your wife and beat you nearly to death ... would you still think your neighbor was a nice guy ?
What do you call it when you throw a Molotov cocktail into the special-ed room? Hot potato
dead baby joke mom : " why are these scissors so sticky ? " son : " sorry , i cut something wet . " mom : what 'd you cut with scissors that was wet ? <repeat> " son : " an infant 's windpipe "
How do you convert feet into metres? You melt em with a blowtorch.
I would like to say and I can proudly say that there are no jews in Iceland , those that tried to get here were all sent back to Germany ...
&gt;tfw even if you woke up as Chad and you wouldn't feel any different because years of psychological damage at the hands of female human organisms has permanently made you the way you are mentally
Ranking of reproductive aged women God tier: Virgin women in their mid to late teens  High tier: Virgin women aged 20-22  Mid tier: Virgin women aged 23-26  Clearance tier: Virgin women aged 27-40  Diarrhea tier: Non virgin women of any age
Hi Corperal J.J QANON  here draining the swamp one day at a time today 25000 indictments sealed Pedophelia is sickening good will always triumph over evil, SEMPER FI God bless Merry Christmas......
Draymond kill me with all that shit he be talking to the refs please be quiet boy before you get us all in trouble &#128553;
As much as I want to shred Negan to pieces if Negan does not attack in the season opener, they are unwise idiots. (1/2) #TheWalkingDead
Why do you listen to 'Chinese music?' You don't even understand and they all look the same anyways.
also the context of this is just, Fucking Horrible
how to make sure you crush loves you. kidnap her and let stockholm syndroom do its work
My wife says I should break the rules once in a while. Obviously rape is not what she meant.
Any time a man tells you to make him a sandwich, imagine it as "MAKE ME SANDWICH.  ME AM MAN. ME BEAT CHEST."
How many Jews does it take to cook a dinner? Two. One in the fire, one above the fire.
wearing ur boyfriends jacket is all cute until it no longer smells like him and u find it and ur like? what hobo left this at my house?
There is no good to be found in women They have no redeeming features, the sweet girl we all want exists only in our head
I can never understand kids these days Granted, it is hard to understand them when there’s a dick in their mouth
Hi been looking round for a while on this site and finally got round to registering. nice to see a place where we can openly discuss our beliefs .
i date women like i like my eggs in the morning . <repeat> whites only
Vince once again fucked over Undertaker over a blind push. 'Taker is over now, and so is me as a @WWE fan. #VinceScrewedTaker
Going to take a commercial break at the time folks let's go pay the rent as I gotta look and find a song that I want to share with you folks
I want to thank @ReasonedRadical, @ColchesterCollection, and @Patrician_Memes, all friends of #NewAlbion for illuminating and helpful conversations for imagining a path forward where self-sufficiency and the freedom it conveys is the goal of our people, instead of a futile pursuit of more capital.
bitches dumb
What's the difference between Tea and Mexicans? One was deported and the other imported, both purposefully.
What according to you should be at the top of priorities for policymakers to fix Indian public health scenario?
News that the Nusra terrorists is evacuating its large warehouses in #Khan_Shaykhun and #Sinjar and its vicinity at the same time as the heroes of the Syrian Arab Army are approaching and targeting their movements in the region
aoibh does this thing where she stops fucking answering me out of nowhere and just goes to sleep and it's annoying
Run run as fast as you can Run run as fast as you can but you can't catch me I'm Madeline Mccann. Sorry if you've heard this before but I only just heard of it
in at halle's so she can get stuff to spend the night and i kid you not, i have been in her dang car for a good 20 mins
Bus driver:: Wow, you've been enjoying the sun a lot lately, you're all tanned! Me (mixed ethnicity young woman):: No, that's just my colour. It happens a lot when I meet new people, or even strangers. I get the popular ''where are you from?'' but a lot of comments about going to the tanning salon, coming back from a vacation, laying in the sun, etc. Makes me sad that people give so much importance to skin colour and feel entitled to ask a complete stranger to explain why their skin is the colour it is. Sometimes I wish I was either South Asian or Caucasian, but not both because then I need to do a lot of explaining and people ooooh and aaahhh as if I was talking about dog breeds.
so elliot rodger only went a year incel reading the faq its says incels are over 20 but elliot was only 21 so is it okay to say he was only a year incel i dont think so the age should be moved down to a individual number whenever a person feels a attraction and is rejected i think or at least 18 20 just doesnt make sense to me
"You excel in the work place ""be humble"" and be glad you have a job. You look like 2 snaps &amp; a shake when you out ""be humble"" it's the makeup"
What's A Jew's Biggest Fear? Taking a shower.
Normies say to be grateful for what you have because there is always someone out there who has it worse than you.. Yeah, but there is a fuck ton more that have it better than me too.
America is too negative.. You guys have to look on the bright side of things. I for one moved up 4 spots on my Madden roster!
What do African teenagers and bad wizards have in common? They both don’t know how to spell
News: Man to stand trial over alleged arson attack https://t.co/hsfwQmtElx #Essex https://t.co/jbefqOvzpd
my instagram is 50% people throwing clay on pottery wheels and 50% paint being mixed with palette knives. my art major is showing
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin...
u mad bc i dont send nudes? well surprise!!!!! fuck yourself u idiotic jerk.
@lucas_wright955 @MichaelGT03 faggots
What was Adolf Hitler's biggest mistake ? Not killing the 9,000,001 th Jew .
Dec 3, 2017 PewTube: Racking up 1000 new users a day VidMe: Toast, deleting all users content  A lot can change in a few months!
Would it not be better to sack the black workers and employ Whites from the camps .
What's similar between cooks and trannies They both cut the meat
What do you call a white guy surrounded by a thousand black guys? A warden
What's the difference between a monkey and a black person? They don't have monkeys in my zoo.
look at this fucked up unfinished universe that searches for director
The nine-year-olds at my younger cousin's birthday party think they can beat me in laser tag because they have experience in Fortnite Little did they know I have experience in American highschools.
If I had a nickel for every gender... I would have 5 cents because women are property.  (Probably been told here before but I heard it from my uncle and I thought it belonged here.)
The Bureau of Justice Statistics report only analyzed REPORTED rapes, and since the VAST MAJORITY of rapes are UNREPORTED, cont
65% of all media coverage in britain is the BBC and they are openly biased towards the left and the others are n't much better .
what’s the phenomenon that makes women bleed from their uterus for 4-7 days diy abortions
I had to miss the opening night of Black Panther with my black friends. Safe to say, that klan meeting was worth leaving them hanging.
Personal Card for Teacher - Johann Warzecha in the Upper Silesian village of Kaminietz , near Tost-Gleiwitz ( Toszek-Gliwice ) .
How's America like the Dark Knight Trilogy? No one gives a fuck about Harvey.
Why couldn’t Sally go to school Sally has crippling depression
If monkeys are on my property i call animal control and defend my family and property with whatever means possible , simply talking sense to a monkey and pointing at it will not stop it from misbehaving !
Blue Bell ice cream has one showing five kids one black playing in the fields and barn .
Already pre-ordered Destiny 2 Limited Edition bundle and its only had one teaser trailer. Can you feel my excitement.
Who's faster? An old man or a nigger. The old man. He doesn't have any chains attached to a pole.
"I feel for him every time we eat Mexican out here&#128514; it kills me every time I tell him ""let's move back n get 24th &amp; mission"""
Shoutout to the time when someone forked #ggautoblocker, made changes, and gamergate thought I did it because they didn't understand github.
When you fucking on that nigga, hope you thinking about me...
IM FUCKING GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO ON TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Can I just say I'm tired. It's been since Nov. that we've had a nonstop parade of ""holy shit these guys are evil &amp; greedy"" ... it's draining"
Why are paracetamol white??? Because they work
Happy new month in advance, April is our month of wisdom works wonder. Be our guest in the month of April.
if you donate just <number> pound a month . . . you can help us make another advert with sad looking african children in it .
The worst thing about parallel parking are the witnesses.
A collection of cast aways, Drowned for eight years, Changed their rage into votes, And Liberal smiles into tears. 
"Before we ""PRAY FOR SYRIA"" and their fake crisis, can we ""PRAY FOR CHICAGO"" and their real crisis of murdered children⁉️⁉️"
Fucking selfish, ego, pathetic, brainless and naive.
Out of all the careers paul walker could have retired with... I didn't think he would become window washer
Important poll:  Do you think @Cernovich's gay lisp detracts from his #MAGA message?
So sick to my stomach my god my #anxiety just needs to get as tired as I am and take a fucking break
January 29th , 2012 - Whitefish Amtrak Station in winter .
"""THATS WHY YOUR MAN IS FUCKING WHATEVER HER NAME IS"" &#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;"
Hol' up, imma let u gen x nerds finish, but TIMESPLITTERS 2 is the greatest videogame of all time
How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray.   I’m so sorry.
Smack these hoes on they ass like we birthed these bitches
What's the difference between a slaveship and a ghetto? Ghettos aren't in the sea
why did god give women more brain cells than cows ? so they do n't shit on the floor while doing the dishes .
Don't worry about Mr. ________.  He's just extremely Jewish.
THE ENDING OF 13 REASONS WHY HAS ME SO FUCKED UP !!!!
Is Lyudmila Pavlichenko's reputation true I understand how sexist this can come off to doubt a woman's accomplishments but unfortunately with the persistent feminist narrative of exaggerating women's accomplishments or in some cases completely fabricating them, I was curious about this women's accomplishments and if they're true or the product of propaganda.
So how do you explain America 's being behind almost every industrialized nation in the world when it comes to education ?
Reading this thread makes me nevER wanna be born.
Today I found out what the world inferior really meant I was nothing compared to the highly nt group i was eating lunch with, absolutely nothing.
So why am I upset? 1: Negan survived walker Sasha, and 2: he didn't kill Carl!! #TWDFinale @WalkingDead_AMC @AMCTalkingDead
I was told I can buy anything from the black market But they were only selling cotton
#slightlysober 12/02 @Modem @the_impolitic redpills-govt 4fisting us Grill cheese meltdown Victim credit trading Tiny carjacker resists arrest GF gets tied up/down & dirty for mum Amzn drvr goes down & delivers dirty pkg Sm town gets down & dirty w/Airbnb brothel Elk on shelf just gets down & dirty
RT @NateThaAlmighty: niggas talk more than bitches these days.
A wife is killed after a car drives through her living room and kills her. Who's fault is it? The wife's because she should've been in the kitchen
BPD is a genetic condition caused by having two x chromosomes When a man is diagnosed with BPD it's just a professional way of saying he's acting like a cunt.
Me:Sorry cops,she was the one who was lying alone naked in the bed. So you cant sue me.. Cops: She was just delivered from the birth ward you asshole!
What is Syrians favorite game? It's Rocket League.
Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public. The same day, Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public.
"@kingbubuman No.. that's me laughing at your desperate attempts to ""explain-away"" people that don't believe/accept your cult's bullshit"
IRONY IS FUCKING DEAD @ibustos123 Im not sexist but feminists are the most annoying people out there.
Baking was your major in college? Our Führer has the perfect job for you.
Now that is good news as I frequently heard amongst my people that they will only stand together and fight once they have lost everything .
@raider_level them hoes ain't thick at all u clowning
if i had a dollar for every gender . <repeat> i 'd have $ <number> and a pile of counterfeits .
Why do you feel a need to talk about this publicly ?
What do you call a muslim girl in a birthday party? Drone target.
Caitlyn Jenner says she wants to be in a superhero movie Can't wait for the new X-Men movie to come out.
What are you doing here?
Does anyone have a Link to Richard Preston Gofundme acct from Charlettesville ?
little johnnie found a body . <repeat> . <repeat> e told his parents what he found and they called the sheriff . little johnnie walks to the riverbed and shows the sheriff a black guy completely bound with chains . little johnnie says to the sheriff " ya know i think someone might 've killed this guy " . the sheriff says " no that ca n't be , little johnnie . that nigger tried stealing more chains than he could swim with "
So, water is actually heavier than liquefied dino-dong .
How do you call someone with Down that likes other men A Chromosexual
*most boys @ihatethiskid I'm not sexist but all the internet does is show that most girls don't know how to form their own opinions.
bitch i want to have mutant powers i want to be a fucking x-men
‪Fellas we gotta invade Iran for feminism and gay rights‬
My art has never been noticed, why should your stupid ass tweet be ?
pls dont let poland qualify with a boring ass ballad like they did in 2015
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs? Names.
The flag should have the leaf thingy and a mix between the French flag and the George Cross of England to show the ethnic heritage of the White Canadians
FFS people, "Do unto others" does not = "Let foreigners and niggers come to your country and screw your daughters" 
What did Amy Winehouse do when her producer said he didn't like her new tracks? She put on a long sleeve shirt.
If a woman is in a forest and there is no one around to hear her. Is she still wrong?
Thank goodness for Donald J. Trump  Trump, now is the time to make good on your immigration/demographics issues  1) Deport all illegals/refugees 2) Build the wall 3) Let all H1B visas expire 4) Deny all citizenship requests from all non Whites 5) Offer reimmigration to blacks back to Africa  #MAWA
How do you execute a retard the electric wheelchair
You just get on an Uber and you keep riding and them get off They are the new whores
The way Jews work together with such cunning would be admirable if their works where not to such disgusting evil ends .
you can tell a lot about a man by the car he drives for example , if it 's a black man , it 's not his car .
did you guys see the ending of super mario odyssey?
what do you call a smart black person ? nonexistent .
What's the difference between a woman and a car crash? A car crash won't kill you slowly.
RT @DedePayton: All hoes are friendly. Althea wants to say hi.
What's the first thing you do if you back a car over a preschooler? Put it in drive; Repeat.
Funny dev joke, y/n? My sense of humor is weird.
Both parents referred to my unshaven legs as disgusting yesterday. Never shaving them again so FUCKIN SUCK IT.
I really wish feminists would stop perpetuating gender roles like the fragile and feckless girl who faints over anything crude; or the hysterical and entitled woman who relies on a man's gentlemanly virtue to get what she wants.
i know some may disagree with me but this man is one of my hero 's we need some guys like this over here now
I'm sorry to burst your bubble but when people try to use a camera when police are involved they have all been uniformly been forced to turn off their cameras , or they are arrested and cameras confiscated .
RT @Smith_Wessern: Some hoes live jus to hit the clubs every weekend .. &#128564;&#128080;
what was dave black 's last hit ? a metro train .
The domestic debt stock increased to K757.2 billion in the 3rd quarter of 2016 from K746.7 billion the previous quarter
Hi @Harry_Styles! 'Sign of the Times' is INCREDIBLE! I'm really proud of you, you're amazing. I love you, angel. Mind following me? &#127775; 141
"RT @KAZAMAUNIT: alm: celica, wait- celica: no, alm. nothing fucking rhymes with ""orange"" alm: CELICA,"
Got a lil bitch from the 916
&gt;you will never be Chad enough to fuck a Stacy who's unknowingly your aunt on a boat Feels bad, man
My black friend gave me a pass to use the racial slur for black people towards him Yet when I called him a slave he decided that he was going to get offended...
Black people deserve the same rights and the civil rights act wasn’t a mistake. Lock if u disagree.
Abortion It really brings out the kid in you.
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Don't become one of those militant gay people.
Me (now): Why are people linking to that utterly fucking irresponsible Tel*graph piece? That’s all the bastards want. You’re being played.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the only one with a dream
I so hate democrats they are some sore losers my gosh they are fucking annoying.
why are the japanese so skinny ? it did n't end very well for them the last time a fat man was in their country .
"The ""White Helmets"" have done plenty of proven hoaxes in the past. Why would this event be any different?"
I cannot be worried 'bout no bitch Cause I know a bitch could be somewhere sucking a dick (ayeeee)
What are the advantages of being blacc? You can attend a funeral naked...
I think I'm gonna cry again Another NYE alone  I hate my life so much   Where's my New Year's Kiss and party   Fuck
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair
My favorite book ever has a second book from a different perspective and I just can't wait to read it.
Offensive Joke #2 What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?  The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
Yea I hate it when geysers of blood come shooting up from graves .
Congrats to our own Yverson St. Albert on being selected to the Tarrant vs Dallas All Star Game on April 12th! @yversonalbert1
nytimes.com/2017/09/28/opinion/valerie-plame-anti-semitism.html?smid=tw-nytopinion&smtyp=cur … Yes, I admit, I have many wonderful Jewish friends, but they are NOT Zionists!
What's black and blue, and doesn't like sex? The kid in my trunk.
What's the difference between a woman and a computer? You can punch information into a computer.
i 'm not racist there are black people in my family tree .
How can a team be so fucking bad at defense?!?!?!?
I need to find a hooker who will do anything for 50 bucks.. I have 2 papers and an online exam due by tomorrow
Fucking put @WayneRooney on for @JesseLingard Immediately #MUNWBA @ManUtd
Things Chad doesn't have to deal with or worry about Getting cheated on  Getting laid  Not getting any matches on Tinder  Having to message first  Having to be confident  Having to ask any girl out  Getting attention or validation  Getting invited to parties  Care to add more?
What’s the difference between a dollar and a Jew I’d be disappointed to lose 6 million dollars
I always wondered why BlocBoy JB says “on my mamma” Then it hit me...
'As long as we never make another mistake the left will let us speak'  Good luck with that, altlite fags.
while looking through a magazine with my daughter , i said , " hey what do you think of this hairstyle ? " while looking through a magazine with my daughter , i said , " hey what do you think of this hairstyle ? " she liked it . " well it 's too bad you can only have this one , i said , pointing at a picture of vin diesel on the next page . she started crying as the nurse set up her next round of chemo treatment .
Why black girls gotta be thots? Ain't nobody bringing up the fat white hoe you fucked back in middle school. #LoveOurWomen
A special #DIHWorkshop tip: screw holes can be hidden with wood filler to make painting smoother. Try it out! #حياتك53
Just got home from another long productive day Now to fap and gamecel the rest of the day while everyone else goes to happy hour.
how to pick up chicks how do you pick up a black chick ? noose . how do you pick up a mexican chick ? border patrol . how do you pick up a muslim chick ? body bag . how do you pick up a jewish chick ? dustpan and brush . how do you pick up white chicks ? flunitrazepam .
Negan the best villain this series. I really wanna know what his weak spot is. Thought it was Carl but he tried to knock his head off.
"""Don't worry, don't be afraid -- ever -- because... this is just a ride!"" _Bill Hicks"
Why the NSFW sub? Answer me and some other 5 year old shitheads like me too why the fuck the NSFW, since this sub ain't even close to nsfw as far as I'm concerned.
"RT @NotKamara: I was so shocked when I saw my selfies in that nigga phone. I'm like ""wtf where did you get these?"" He said ""Facebook"""
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It is people like James O'Keefe and Project Veritas that put themselves in the line of fire of the enemies of freedom that provide us examples of what can be done.
The Shia and Sunni are back to killing each other in Yemen, as they have done everywhere for 1400 years.  The gift of #Islam.
when does a joke become a dad joke? when it takes a 23 year trip to the corner store
Whats the difference between beating my dick and beating my wife? Nothing. They both give me pleasure.
I like my prostitutes like I like my cheese Mouldy and Expensive
Why are we here, just to suffer..... Incels can't reproduce because no one will have sex with us so we can't pass on our DNA, employers will promote chads over incels because "he looks like a leader" so we can't really accomplish anything, so why are we here, is it all some cruel twisted joke.
This random girl came up to me last night &amp; said she was coming home w me. My heart started beating so fast y'all I was SCARED &amp; AFRAID.
The number of Green card visa holder should be between 0 and 1.  war=peace, freedom=slavery, diversity =strength.
How u hoes keep y'all hair done but shoes be dirty &#128557;&#129318;&#127997;‍♀️
my boyfriends phone is glued to his face 24/7 .. so fucking annoying man
A long time ago, scientists started to combine dog DNA along with human DNA. The outcome turned out to be Mexican girls.
Why do we let parents choose their children's names?
Just straight ignorant bitches #WhereTheyHeadsAt
No one actually likes me once they get to know me
imagine if white people said "my honkey" instead of "my nigga" lol
Females of /r/incels, I have a question Why the fuck are you even here?
It is also what i and almost everyone on this thread dream about and work for after all it is the only asurance the Aryan people have for survival
What kind of punch kills 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook
These hoes kno bout me
Yo hoe is like a tick so she hunting for a blood
did you know eazy e covered the k <elong> 's anthem ? " boys in the hood "
I want to name my puppy insane So when people say "Are you fucking insane?" I can say "No, I'm fucking my sister"
Indeed. @Mello_Mark: @YesYoureSexist Lol okaaaay, what I meant doesn't really pertain to the workforce but whatever
Your in ya cell 22 hours a day here u dont in general walk around the landings .
Hey #Sweden how you liking those immigrants now? #Stockholm Wonder how many will say it's not radical islamic terro… https://t.co/7V9UWL3S5f
MeToo Movement Femoid Likens Being Hit on in Public to Being Mugged.
i fuck my wife the same way islam fucks muslims . <repeat> <number> times a day and she has to face me while being submissive .
RT @lesxo_: cant turn a hoe into a husband either
why did nobody told me asians are bad drivers ? i tried to install one inside my computer but i think he dead now .
Who invented the triathlon? Black people.  They walk on foot to the pool, swim, and come back with a bike.
Why did the nigger cross the street? He didn't, i shot him dead before he could
What a nice feeling to be in love with God. No pain. No heartache. No disappointment. Just blessings and non stop joy.
when neighborhoods came out EVERYONE AND THEIR GRANDMOTHERS were taking shit about bc the album sounded different of couse it was different
how do you make a jew prematurely ejaculate ? pay for dinner
doesnt matter if straights r oppressed or not sayin u hate all of them even if you dont mean it is as bad as homophobes sayin they hate gays
What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back, of the oven
why are the black man 's eyes always red after sex ? the mace .
how long in the microwave does it take for a black baby to explode ? dunno . i close my eyes when i masturbate .
im genuinely getting mad at this children's video game about mickey mouse and darkness and big keys
get you a nigga who's gona gas you the fuck up even on ya worst days
just a quick reminder: you're an angel and you are truly the most deserving of all that is positive you could think of &#127802; @Harry_Styles
"@nicktitanmill @CNNPolitics When has trump let a little, inconsequential thing like ""evidence"" or proof stop him from making accusations?"
saw a bunch of anti circumcision protesters in indianapolis today Looks like we are making waves publically on some fronts.
Why aren't you a part of the LGBTQ community? You don't want to hang out with people like you?
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illegal check to the head? are you fucking stupid???
"More like ""fact"" Remind me who authorized indefinite detention of American citizens without trial back in 2011? Exactly."
Tanzania Pardoned Two Child Rapists But Called For Arrest Of Pregnant Teens News of the pedophile rapists' release emerged simultaneously as another government official called for pregnant pupils to be taken into custody.  
Known to take a nigga bitch real quick
What did the Catholic priest say when asked if his profession hinders his chances of getting laid?  "Ahh nah it's all child's play"
What’s black white and dark all over? A silent murder film
Houston had a hard time getting drugs There weren't any trap houses. Or any houses.
This judge is an idiot and a prime example of why the law gets what little respect it does these days , they will let anyone with an agenda and connections become a judge these days .
"Just when you think the Swans are dead and buried... you here the Takers ""Gong""! #GameOn #AFLSwansPies"
There should be a modernized version of "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" called "The Girl Who Cried Rape"
Only the best bowmen could draw the 200lb bows , they were like the Barretts of their day .
Breaking News:  France takes nuclear threat onboard and surrenders to North Korea.
4/4/2017 Time: 09:48 Temp: 9.6 C Barometer: 1024.5 hPa Wind From: NW at 13.5 mph Rain today: 0.5mm
Shower Quest: write down the last time you've showered **In the post you must include:**  * Age  * Say if you're a virgin  * Last time you've showered   Let's find out if something as simple as showering has anything to do with our virginity and loneliness, this may be a useful thread to disprove the cliche normie advice
Why does the devil totally freak out when he sees black people? They stole the soul.
Why did the Jew cross the street? To get some gas.
My kids are funny They act like they dont want to be raped daily
Why are black guys so bad at eating pussy? They never áte anything before
BPD 911 Dispatch: HIT AND RUN | PULASKI HY/N HAVEN ST | Thu, Apr 6th 2017, 3:15 pm | Low | P170961626
People are like chicken... They taste better deep fried.
In Harry Potter, Would Lily have picked Severus Snape if he was good looking?
Accident cleared in #Stark on I-77 NB before 6th St, stop and go traffic back to Cleveland Ave, delay of 5 mins #traffic
What did the moderator say when the black man walked into the bar?
The way I fuck her, you would think I love this bitch
For app users r/DarkJokeCentral is a good sub Small community, no tags just simple jokes, we’re about to hit 3k and would appreciate more users, please check out r/darkjokecentral for good and sometimes original jokes
a man walks into a bar and asks for an obscure beverage : ' hey , do you serve blacks lager by any chance ? ' the waiter replies : ' no we do n't ' the man says : ' yeah neither would i they start throwing their shit at each other after a pint or two '
A woman gives birth to a boy and the father says "I love r son" A few hours later, he was arrested for setting the hospital on fire
The biggest problem is new york.There are blacks all over the streets , when you 're in new york think you 're in nigeria .
omg. y'all. ace boog1e really thought he could make that jump with his stick in his mouth. the look of shame afterw… https://t.co/sqCAcXsep0
You haven't seen the Godfather movies?! You are not really a man if you haven't seen them.
well like I said , I keep to myself .
Gay Muslims are the horniest. They blow the entire neighborhood.
I don't know where I stand on abortion I mean I love killing babies but I hate given women choices
Why was Nirvana hard to interview? Because Kurt Cobain kept shooting his mouth off.
We should ignore women and stop obsessing with them They wont have sex with me, I have accepted that, my only options are to move on.
HAHAHAHA @Mr9iceGuY: a woman SHOULD NOT be proposing to a man under no circumstances b..u cant tell me nothing. call me sexist idccccc
a black woman has seven sons ; jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome , jerome and jerome . how does she distinguish between them ? by their last names .
(continued) He was living his childhood because he didn't have one when he was a child, he was a singer/dancer most of the time! 
If you see a misplaced apostrophe, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire the #Apostrophiser #grammarvigilante
New sub opposed to hate subs lists mensrights, theredpill and Kotakuinaction as hate subs...because straw-men.
it 's been <number> days since suicide squad was realeased . why is no one talking about how amazing robin williams was in it ?
We are cooking a duck on the rotisserie , catch the fat drippings and cook little potatoes in that , its delicious , we 're also cooking a small turkey , mashed potatoes , carrots , pumpkin pie and butternut squash cut in half and baked with butter and brown sugar .
who 's visiting millions of african children every year on christmas eve ? death .
why did jesus cross the road ? trick question . jesus just rode across .
What’s another difference between science and religion? In science you blow up chemicals. In religion you blow up yourself
what s the difference between a passed out college chick and a pickle jar i ca nt fit my fist in a pickle jar
I am going to get fucked up tomorrow Anyone want to make a incel drinking game for me?
Marshal Law my friend. Not saying anything is going to happen just if it were to happen. Is this situation abnormal or in any way a "be careful" or in for the drama ride?
While talking to a co-worker over our break... Co-Worker:: Why do you have all those State Park brochures? Me:: I want to get into camping. I never did much of that growing up. Co-Worker:: You should find an outdoorsy guy to date! Then he can teach you all that stuff. I am a queer woman who is not interested in men.
What's the difference between a jew and a piece of bread? The bread still works after it's been through the toaster
Idek why I watch parenthood I hate it. And Camille you're a cunt
I ca n't carry a gun in Canada , plus I like to travel light so I only take the essentials : Spyderco Delica 4 FFG Notepad/pen Wallet iPhone Headphones Bus pass or bike lock
What is the difference between a Cadillac and a dismembered hooker? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage .
Broken Dishwasher Husband: The dishwasher is broken again!  Wife: What's wrong with it?  Husband: It's talking
I'm male, and am asking this question to non-binary identified people. Why do you give so much of a crap? Why can't you just lighten up, let the thread happen, and ignore it?
I'm not running and giving it to the muds .
I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft.
Left wanted to push normalization of Nazism as they target the right as all Soclist Nazi nationalist and they have achieved there goal but how do we handle this issue we all know the power of voting with silence will be ours but that just leaves violence as a choice for the Left not winning.
Palm Sunday Procession from Newlands Spring School 9.15 am arriving at the Church Hall 9.45 am 4the blessing of Palms before 10.00 service
I'm curious ( but doubtful ) ; is there anyone here who 's expressed SUPPORT for Nordic superiority that is not Nordic himself ?
video deleted reupload please please people make maximum stuff graphics wall painting video and stuff dont let media and internet censorship minimize this affair .
It's Time We As Real American Patriots Stand Up Speak Out And God Damn It Start Having Pride For Our Beautiful Rich History Of The Greatest Nation In The World The United States Of America
Don't pass me the aux cord &#128514; my playlist is so bipolar. imma have u feeling like a savage then in your feelings to feeling in love
``TheDark Romance of Dian Fossey '' ( 1990 ) by Harold TP Hayes Under the mentorship of noted anthropologist Louis Leakey , Dian Fosse spent 16 years in Africa researching the last remaining mountain gorillas .
JUST STOP LOOKING FOR LOVE, GIRL YOU KNOW YOU STILL GOT TIME GIRL YOU KNOW YOU STILL GOT TIME!!! THIS COULD BE SOMETHING IF YOU LET IT BE
What's the jewish girl doing on a swing? Annoying the german Snipers.
Ain't been on this hoe all day
RT @Witchsistah: "I ain't tryna steal ya car, but I DID eat the hell outcha wife's pussy!" #htgawm
*whispers* hey guys. being free from abuse/harassment doesn't have to be monetized. it should be for everyone. i can show you the way.
And anyone wonders why white students avoid UC Berkeley ?
LOTR commentary whilst working. Every time i hear John Rhys Davies I'm like *SQUEE SUNDAY* @walescomiccon
how the heck did we go from talking about advertising to politics to the fucking Kardashians #GodHelpUsAlln @janny1125 @guacamollyyyy
Person 1:: That's not your real hair, you're fully black! Person 2:: It's fake, stop trying to convince us that black people can have long hair! Two people in my class talking about my mid-back length curly hair, two weeks ago. I'm a 17 year old Eritrean (East African) female in London. It made me feel disappointed, enraged, but mostly, shocked by their ignorance and outright lack of manners.
You bitches wearing leggings everyday are sick. I know y'all wore the same pair 3 days in a row you can't fool me
Well I hope you didn't hurt his feelings.
Oh baby look what you've done now RT HARDER ! GO GO ! #OneDirection #YouKnowYouLoveThem @radiodisney
I hope I fucking die this is seriously so fucking painful
just ordered horny goat weed this shit better fix my ed
KNOCK THAT EXPRESSION OFF YOUR FUCKING NERD FACE!!!
How you like them apples you pineapple bitch?
Our morgue hasn't received any bodies in a week My balls are as blue as the last guy that was sent here..
What's another name for black people? Dark jokes.  I'll see myself out.
The developers’ marketing strategy relies on the artwashing of urban decay in an area branded as ‘Culture Mile’.
Ugh, I can't. @Stevobrooo Nothing quite as degrading as a man using a feather duster. #GenderRoleShock #NotSexist #JustManly
What were the gays’ reaction to Pence and Trump being elected? They were shocked
What do you call an immersion blender with a straw? An abortion kit for difficult cases.
Female loneliness \&gt;ignores 90% of men  \&gt;only fucks Chads  \&gt;gets pumped and dumped or used as a cum dumpster when Chad's main bitch is being a bitch    \&gt;"I'm lonely girls can be incel too :("
"Watching ACW's tag team gauntlet... @MusclyBabies can you identify a move from the Ugly Ducklings? It resembled, ""a sick fucking tag move""?"
fat bitches fat bitches heeeey
Cisgender people like you...
I've finally done it  ive finally made it  im an e-celeb  i have 700 friends on GAB   wow thanks guys this really let's me know that my opinion is important  thanks to all the fans  dont forget to get your merchandandise  24 hours only
A #RussiaGate Bot sent @realDonaldTrump a fake news article saying Obama wire tapped him. &#128513; Stupid ass
you hear jason aldeens new killer hit ? ‘ what happens in vegas stays in vegas’ off his new album ‘ making history’
Snooker is so unrealistic. How can black be worth more than white?
President Trump will address The Nation shortly about the North Korea Issue
Love how politics has something to do with it. Progressive and liberal are synonymous with non-discriminatory? [...] You are a fantastic non discriminatory person.
Why don't sharks bite black people? They think they're whale shit.
Borninto the Aftermaths of Nihilism  Kali Yuga Harrowing Everything Pointedly Into the void
The therapy ads in the banner are, unsurprisingly, a scam.
important sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman . a good example : “ i used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday ! ”
Women are now against the draft since women will be included soon
Lock the thread if ur gay B -Because your L - Locking A - All C - Comments, K - Kill yourself.
The people who are happy with the U.S Bombing #Syria are Israel,Saudi Arabia &amp; ISIS Terrorists Good job #DonaldTrump ILLEGALLY bombing Syria
i just fucking sneezed while brushing my teeth and now there's toothpaste everywhere
Not no time like "I don't feel like committing to this right now", but "I have to set an alarm on my phone to tell me to sleep."
yo if you ever broke a PINKY PROMISE. that's fucked up. unforgivable.
Arseniy Yatsenyuk approved as Ukraine 's new prime minister Arseniy Yatsenyuk , Ukraine 's new prime minister Published February 27 , 2014 / FoxNews.com Source : Arseniy Yatsenyuk approved as Ukraine 's new prime minister | Fox News
brah I wish I colored eyes so bad, just finna wear a pair for a day....just a fucking day
Holy fuck! Why did I take a NyQuill.. it said non-drowsy but I'm fucking falling asleep at work..
[Meta] remove autochaderator It's annoying and pointless.
Roy Moore: "Trannies are an abomination, repeal gay marriage, put God back into the government"  Populist Working-Class Voter: "Okay, whatever nigga I just want a job"
Asian girls sees a chad... np.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/60q4vb/asian_girls_see_a_body_builder/  suicide fuel right here.. chad privilege much?
Hahaha, you're so funny! You're not asexual! There's no such thing! Humans are MADE for sex! You just haven't had GOOD sex yet! Someday you'll meet the right guy and you'll want to screw his brains out, and then you'll remember how insane you were to ever say you're asexual!
Maria makes a good point...
How dare I suggest boys' suffering needs attention too
RT @JustDreaa: I don't splurge around no hoe no I don't shine in front of no bitch cus after she get off my dick I be like "Find the front &#8230;
It's a pity that for many people here things are that simple when it 's about Poland .
Why does the myth that women rarely lie about rape persist?
Sad thing is white nationalists DO judge Negroes by the content of the character .
Got a iPhone for business but the sidekick is for the bitches &#127926;
Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty-two year olds? There's twenty of them
This is purely verbal rhetoric ie there is NO argument to speak of in the text of this gibberish .
my wife told me to get our ginger son ready . . . my wife told me to get our ginger son ready for his first day at school . so i punched him in the face and stole his dinner money .
Colorblind people must be confused by Orange is the new black.
How do you get a Jew to stop following you You throw a penny in the middle of a  highway
How did Hitler kill so many Jews? Free transportation
"What male/female double standard do you dislike" AskReddit thread is getting a lot of responses about men's issues, helping others recognize some double standards men face
Laptops are like paralyzed children. They are very mobile, and they cannot run that well.
Am i an incel if i have had shitty sex with hookers?
I like to see the cope skills in the comments of PUA videos they think looks dont matter hahaha  if u say something against this scam they harass you because 'YOU ARE A LAZY LOSER'
Why did the Arab cry? His religion compels him to sacrifice a virgin goat.
Women think sub8 men are creepy; women give birth to sub8 men; therefore women think their sub8 sons are creepy Women are the shittiest people ever to exist.
This girl i met on discord said she wished she had emotional stability So i named my dick "emotional stability"
we should teach more inclusive history: replace confederate memorials with statues of african slaver-kings selling castrated boys to arabs
Yes, it is a symbol in the past and has no place in the present because when it is used for the advancement of white nationalism it proves to only hold us back so thus it shouldn t be used and should go down in history where it belongs .
.@BenAffleck NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
what 's the difference hitler and <number> million jews ? hitler actually made it down in history .
RT @GirlTalk26: "Real men ask for nudes" Correction. Pussy ass bitches ask for nudes. Real men are out there working for women &amp; actually h&#8230;
I like my woman like I like my orange juice Beaten to a pulp
we were watching a ww2 documentary &amp; my allergies started acting up &amp; making my eyes water so people thought I was crying&#128580;
I HAVE THE WORST AUTUMN EVER IN MY COUNTRY ITS FUCKING AUTUMN AND THIS IS FUCKING ANNOYING BECAUSE ITS KEEPS RAINING IN MY COUNTRY &#128545;
I don't understand this comment. Do you play in a 3 WR league? That's not really standard
What's with "my wife LETS me" dudes?
What is a little Jewish boy doing by the chimney? Waiting for his mother.
so we driving &amp; we smell like a shitty sewage smell &#128553; &amp; hope is like brooo wtf that smell is horrible &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Sniveling faggot ass White cucks are going to continue prepping the bull until America is another South Africa.
#26DaysFor46thAjithBDAY #thala an actor's birthday is treated as a newyear for 3 crore fans across globe.. 26 days for our newyear @iamsrk
Now I know not to drink that tea until I go to bed ...shit had my stomach fucked up all day yesterday
Hey @NBAOfficial the refs in Toronto are fucking trash
Do regular cats see black cats and be like "Look! Niggers!"
"Fat acceptance" is absolutely degeneracy of the highest order, and during the Fourth Reich, there will be compulsory calisthenics.
How do you stop a Jewish man from smoking? You let him out.
what 's a mexicans favourite sport ? cross country
Love the way you feel so superior that you have became the self-appointed speach monitor for all women
What do you call a double oven? Jewish bunkbeds
i called the rspca <allcaps> and said , " i caught my wife having sex with our dog last night . " " that 's disgusting , " she replied , " who would do a thing like that ? " i said , " i know , she must 've got him drunk . "
no offense but harry is a fucking legend this is not a joke he is an icon
Hoes always tryna say they look like a celebrity .... NO BITCH!!! You like the other hoe that love on krenshaw sit yo basic ass down
"pac probably lookin down at us from heaven, watchin the all eyez on me trailer thinkin ""lmao that man got a big ass head what is u doin"""
Anyone else daydream often about getting revenge on those who wronged you?
"Check up on your autistic friends this month! April is hard for a lot of us bc we're constantly reminded of how people want us to be ""cured"""
A subreddit meant for guys who get cucked to come together and talk about it If you go to the sub r/deadbedrooms its literally guys who are in relationships were they get cucked because the women only want them for their money and support.
i woke up bc period cramps, holy shit what terrible pain
I wonder if the what looks like Arabic used for his second account name has anything to do with his hate for women .
dedicated to teaching, discussing and collaborating about creating learning solutions
Drunk Bitches Are So Annoying And Their Fuckin Sluts Too
what happened to the girl who had a black heart ? cardiac arrest .
Sis don't assume I'm talking about yo nigga and get in yo feelings .. Yo nigga not the only one on my line &#128514;
Disgusting whore has sex with her gay friend and gets HIV.
ah why is brushing the hair so damn difficult and exhausting ;-; that's the worst part every morning
I assume you went to the High Caliber gun show in Houston , I usually go when they are in Conroe and I know the feeling the last two or three times I did n't get much or see anything that really caught my eye .
What do Ethiopians say when they accidentally disclose a secret? "You spilled the bean"
it's fucking disgusting &amp; of course Trump isn't doing shit. Mr. I'm gonna defeat isis bc I've got a plan to in under 30 days. Wya dude????
Pennies are brown because they’re worth almost nothing and cost more to manufacture than what they’re worth.
What's grey and looks great on cops and fire fighters? The world trade center
I know the game I should teach it , cause these nigga hate for Mfn reason &#129335;&#127997;‍♀️ !
Yo, don't even talk to me about April the fucking giraffe unless the baby is here.
Stand for our flag or fuck off to another country.
Everyday Signs Women Are Bisexual 1.They go to the bathroom together despite the bathroom having only one toilet  2.They hold hands while walking  3.They hug and kiss every time they greet each other  4.They compliment each other  5.They touch each other with every chance  6.They always prefer female company over men  7.They watch lesbian porn
I was born in Rhodesia mother was n't full blown african whale my father was of portugese descent .
What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go out at might without robin.
I am one of those people who believe that what is inside a person is more important. Being a Organ harvester is a really wholesome business.
@JasonArnopp I don't really do twitter JA 2 emotio wen the countdown of letters goes from 1left to a negative &amp;then… https://t.co/XrxI5TZboW
Not All Straight Men - I am frustrated. Unlike on OKCupid, queer folks don&#8217;t have the ability to block... http://t.co/hBF2xZa0ke
The never tell you that when you're editing, you may 1 day have to find out if a person could suck out bee venom w/ their mouth. #amediting
What do you get by dragging 50 dead babies through a field? A boner
Thank You I have others posted through out this thread But here 's a few more From the Going to the Sun Road .
so a priest and a rabbi are walking by an orphanage . <repeat> and they see a young boy bending over to pick up a ball . the priest says , " tell me you do n't wanna fuck that little boy . " the rabbi responds , " yes , but out of what ? "
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black
What's the pinnacle of sadism? Going to Venezuela and feeding bread to the ducks
Do you ever ask yourself why you have a screen name that 's reminiscent of the sound a butthole makes after too many beans ? .
It is the lack of government having a role in our culture which has resulted in what Western culture is today .
Why were the slaves black? You can see them better in the cotton fields.
This Sunday we're at Hwawon! It's a beautiful field next to the river! #scenery #cherryblossoms #softball #dslsundays
Financial Fatherhood Are men legally able to waive financial responsibility in Texas if they were part of an unplanned/unwanted pregnancy?
Now isn t that stylish Nothing says Sick in the head like chaining yourself to a crack heads baby .
While sitting with a friend, observing the art at Museum of Modern Art, a museum security employee approaches us. Employee:: So, where are you from?  (to my friend)  Lemme guess, Japan? Friend:: Uh, no, Korea. Employee:: Ah, and you... (to me) Where are you from?  Puerto Rico? Me:: No, I'm from California. Employee:: Right, but you probably are Puerto Rican. Me:: I'm not. Employee:: Are you sure?  You *must* have some Puerto Rican blood in you! Me:: I assure you, I don't.
I keep retweeting my own tweets bc I'm preparing for when I mysteriously vanish off the face of the earth. Gotta leave y'all w good tweets.
What has only 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half dog
@UHcougar308 @whitmire_john while we watch them especially UT pay off politicians in Houston with that PUF WTH&#128545;
"""i've got these fucking barney rubbles in my mentions"""
If you're gonna be a hoe, then don't look for relationships. you lost that privilege when you decided to be a hoe.
@thememoryhole2 SUNY Albany! Interesting. The chief of police there is an ex-athlete who'd reportedly been a (gym?… https://t.co/TWH9Ncb7PJ
Gshit though I can't stand a nigga who can't be a father to his kid but was more then likely begging u to have it
Now I know where to find the people that stand in fire.
The publicly-funded Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC) has published an opinion piece arguing Canadians who have big families should be shamed, and that the country should be importing migrants instead.
I got kicked out of my job interview for becoming a Biology teacher.... I guess answering the question “Why do you want this job?” with “To give  10 year olds a practice lesson about my dick”  was an inappropriate response.
"This guy next to me, I'm worried about his acne and I wanna suggest something but I ALWAYS got mad at people when they gave me ""remedies""..."
I had a chude moment-I didn't know if it was a chick or a dude.
looking for a white only female for friendship or more .must have strong moral background and a sound beleif in the white race.lets talk .
"Is that an albino Mexican?" "No dad, he's Asian."
Blacks can shoot , funny thing is they only seem to be able to hit the little innocent law abiding child , walking home from church to help take of their sick mother .
watch out for these foul hoes and flagrant niggas!
if u need an update don't hesitate to msg me abt ur commission, i hope to finish them all this month. i nvr realize how fast time nyooms by
Just the usual: /r/niceguys trivializes the effects of male objectification
White Americans and White Europeons have too few children .
Secret Language During the holocaust the Jews had a secret language they used to speak... it went something like this, "OH MY GOD! I'M BURNING ALIVE"
Brace yourself, Christmas is coming soon Get your GF now or they will run out of supply
What is the difference between a black skinned unga bunga monkey man and a bucket filled with a creamy stinky steaming hot disgusting pile of shit? The bucket  &amp;#x200B;  &amp;#x200B;  also, a bucket full of shit doesn't steal your stuff
Let me ask someone this no matter how many times they recount the votes and they get the same exact numbers and a tie happens during any Election Race what would they do
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? Nothing, the two are synonymous.
#cabinetreshuffle fricking hell Melusi Gigaba for finance minister???????? @PresidencyZA @eNCA I'm shell shocked
Ugly but got the balls to talk not like your pussy ass #mcm
Open discussion- Trump has been a massively failed opportunity and image disaster for antifeminism and the MRM
Nothing pisses me off more than people talking politics when they don't know their factual information!!!
Most large-ticket remodeling jobs are unlikely to have a full return on investment. The best projects are the... https://t.co/HCd3c0dnDq
Every other day it's some fufu being sent and requests like would you go find something to do like seriously.
why does a gorilla always have a frown ? because in <number> million years it will be a nigger
You might be gleefully anticipating a day off, only to be conf... More for Aquarius https://t.co/mxHOCifbtT
Internment Camps are a good start for all illegals and muslims.....Round Ups immediately
I had a few problems too but then again I had a few problems with some of us Irish as well , so ca n't complain
I made a Chad tinder profile Females don't care how vulgar or disgusting you are when you're attractive, if I was to say the same things I've said to these people with my real picture they would call the cops on me  So far I've had 60 matches and none of them were disgusted by my messages, which were asking for sex straight up
how many potatoes does it take to kill an irishman ? none .
Campus Rape Expert Can’t Answer Basic Questions About His Sources
sorry i'm not humble, dick.
Let's hope they rot in hell. Yeah, that's how the Trumpocalypse makes me feel &#128544; https://t.co/cUUrjsh1gm
&#8220;@aerinblazin: I'm 2 much for these niggas and 3 much for these hoes &#128129;&#8221;
Found a Transponder Snail! Shots of those Spooky guys at Thriller Bark! https://t.co/WjBU6WUAth #TreCru https://t.co/0NQSgXHKkc
Why do Americans eat so much. So that Africans dont have to.
Anti-vax kids are like Peter Pan. Neither of them will grow up.
Yes, she was born in Svrljig ( 11 .
So I failed to get accepted at Harvard. So I worked in a coal mine for a while, and one day forgot to shower after work. I visited Harvard again then I got accepted.
I bet my friend $6 I could get him laid The man from the woods was very excited
What's the most absurd thing you saw a chad doing to a stacey that we incels would never do?
Black men always lock their own kids out of their life. Lock this thread if you agree.
How do you always win an argument against a black person? Call him "Dad" and he'll run away.
Update: apparently my whole family ate dinner without me cos they thought i ate :)))) i was starving waiting to eat together with yall :))))
What's faster than the black kid running down the street with your TV? His brother with your Xbox.
how do you call a black man you call his cell number
Beautiful, I 'm so glad it went well .
"If there's a word you in risk of hearing very often from J. Malema besides ANC &amp; JZ is ""Disingenuous"" , let's learn from this people guys &#128588;&#128077;"
What's the difference between heroin and a black person? Police care about people shooting heroin
Welp, my Saturday night just got better because cernovichleaks.com - Thanks @Angel_Eyes 
What does a student have in common with the Jewish population in 1945 while he's passing an exam? They're both equally concentrated
The Soviets managed to accomplish total usurpation criminalization radicalization and grabbed under KGBists total mob monopolization
Blaine is NOT bi. He is gay, and will always be gay. I think it's very important to young kids that they know this character is one of them.
Syria, Iraq, Yemen: What is our mission? What is our exit strategy? Where is the oversight, accountability? Why the silence? #resist
I find it funny that people here spend their time trying to figure out if Spaniards , Ukrainians , Portuguese , Italians , and Russians are white enough .
What's the one good thing about black people? They provide jobs for the prison guards
What did the nigger say to a policeman? Nothing because he got shot.
The media will praise and encourage the non-white establishment while denoucing and degrading the White man 's establishments .
a serious question for the girls how important is it for your boyfriend/husband to be university educated?
Bitcoineers, could you please explain, why and how let North Korea "Piling up Bitcoins"? 
Why can't orphans play baseball? Why can't orphans play baseball? They dont know where home is.
Still out here smilin as much as I can wishin people good days and actually meaning it , little shit but it can make a difference.
Cool story, babe. Now make me a sandwich.
Build a wall throw the illegals over it and put it on PPV where all the money goes to the troops.
19th January 1915 The bloody Germans bombed England for the first time from a Zeppelin killed 20 people in Great Yarmouth & Kings Lynn.
if you want improvement in society then fucking do something. calling someone racist for something they did in ignorance isn't progress
I support Ghazi as one of the few safe venting spaces for many people that are victims of GamerGate's harassment.
I'm late catching up on news. I've just heard Government say Britain might go to war with Spain. Spain. Fucking hell
How to know if you're good at sports Your not good if your not black
As well most of us are open for negiotiations , across the reticle !
What do you get when you mix human DNA and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo.
Why do blacks only have nightmares?  Because the rednecks shot the only one with a dream.
What’s the difference between science and religion? Science will fly you to mars. Religion will fly you into a skyscraper
I think by now, we can safely assume the shooter was NOT WHITE  If he WERE white, we'd already know his name, address, family, where he works, who he voted for (as long as it's Republican), and anything else he may or may not have done that would make him out to be a loony, right-wing, gun nut
Femoids give me disgusted looks When I’m in public they glance at me disgusted that I can be near them.
that prince who married that asian is a freak. imagine his half and half kids growing up and trying to marry into other royal families
You beat a TV remote to make it work again The same can be applied to African American during the 1800s
Would the police release evidence of Marc Lépine and Elliot Rodger being baited and goaded by feminists?
RT @ItsMeGrizz: Bad bitches don't take days off https://t.co/eazGi8KnNh
What do Rosa Parks, Nelson Mandela, and Martin Luther King Jr. all have in common? They're all dead
What's the difference between Santa Claus and a Holocaust Jew? Santa Claus is jolly, fat, and goes DOWN the chimney.
my friend thought she was lesbian just for having short hair . <repeat> " you ca n't assume that , " i said , " she 's not obese . "
Chad went out today without me, I'm so lonely
You know, if instead of swatting randoms over call of duty, if you swatted the drug dens and dealers houses in your community the world would be a safer place.
I'm glad to hear about my brothers being ready to fight like that , lets just hope in the future these immigrants with no right will get something good enough so they 'll finally leave
What do White people get in return for letting Blacks have Black heritage month? Father's Day
Twitter needs to just go ahead and make stories too.. We're all fucking waiting @Tobugus
``Confrontingthe Girl Who Shot Me In the Face '' -- Dr. Phil - YouTube The female negro is making excuses like its not her fault but we all know its TNB , I feel for that poor white woman
Did they try turning Stephen Hawking off and on again?
Your parental rights as a father are not assumed.
Don't get it twisted, carnal living doesn't please God; Fix your mind &amp; heart on the WORD to live a life pleasing to Father God! &#128519;
Werewolf scary wolf man horror monster howling against a full moon in the background. 
Who is the best boxer of all time? Jim Jones. He knocked out 909 people with one punch.
I like my women like i like my Jews... cooking.
Studying for this bio test like a hoe &#128554;
women are gay women are all lesbians and thats why they feel no compassion for men they use us for status and then go eat psusy its gay
What do you call a black spider? No daddy long legs
What is the similarity between a women and a remote? They will work if u hit them
Just had surgery. Nana comes over and makes me laugh to the point of tears. Now I'm in pain. Totally worth it. Fkn love you nan!
India should link Teesta with Bangladesh taking back illegal migrants.
Being colorblind has given You the Degenerate Fucked Up Country you've got Now.....If You like It.....Keep Doing what you're Doing !......Azzmador
I'm trying to learn binary code can someone help me translate this: 01000010 01101100 01100001 01100011 01101011 01110011 And this one: 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01110101 01110100 01101111 01101101 01101111 01100100
A naked woman bursts into a police station covered with bruises and is screaming "GRAPE! GRAPE! GRAPE!". The duty officer replied "Don't you mean RAPE?" The woman said "No, there a bunch of them!"
"RT @StockMonsterUSA: Behind the scenes : Pelosi ""I told u they would use the #NuclearOption you idiotic clown !! Schumer : mommy &#128563;…"
When you meet her family for the first time and her brother says... "So this is the guy that's been getting my sloppy seconds?"😂
Just how Americans draw themselves slimmer. Japan does the same, they make anime have giant eyes while in reality they can’t see what their drawing
how many jews can you fit in a kia ? <number> in the front <number> in the back <number> in the ashtray
18th January 1788 a fleet of 11 British ships with 800 convicts landed at Botany Bay, Australia they created the first penal colony at Port Jackson - Sydney.
bad drivers are fined $ <number> now that s just sexist .
Why hasn't Jeff Sessions brought any indictments towards the Clintons, Obamas, James Comey, Lorretta Lynch or Wasserman-shultz yet?
You just know she's his mail-order bride.
Great emotional stories in askreddit: dont tell mom tales
What does a black man do after sex with a white woman 25 too life
RT @blackrepublican: Spike Lee is one of those [wealthy] people he bitches about that's causing gentrification.
When people are presented with data that contradicts their beliefs they become more steadfast in those beliefs and this is especially true with the Left!
Thanksgiving break bitches!
Obviously not ideal result but a point in the end is better than no points. Beat West Ham on Wed night &amp; be back to winning ways. #Arsenal
A Muslim man said “Allah Akbar” But I thought he was sneezing so I said “god bless you” and I was blown away by his reaction.
What degeee couldn't the black guy get in any field? Masters
If you hit a girl Is it destruction of property?
FT: Chelsea 2-1 City. A much needed win for the Blues to maintain the 7 points gaps over London rivals Spurs.
Why did the white family adopt a black child? Because it was half price
Archive: Report: #Google and #Twitter Teaming Up For Their Own 'Instant #Article https://t.co/lIxqRteSEn
What do you get when throw a Molotov cocktail into a gay pride parade? An LGBTQBBQ
So this girl sayin' something on her selfie photo in the car about a guy she doesnt like, The car where you were in is his. Stop bitchin'! &#128580;
Kodak - Side Nigga ....The Anthem For Crazy Niggaz &#128514;
Why is all medicine white? Blacks don't work
I kinda regret looking up articles about Gilbert Baker on FB.. so many people celebrating his death. that's fuckin' twisted man
9/n Or people who were living without access to their benefits for months. I’m amazed with the level of understanding and patience. Kudos
This country #U.K. Is fucked #all children are now bullied
Anerican Dream We were talking about the american dream in class and the teacher said to a german boy if he had a german dream. He said "We did but no-one liked it."
Not all gay men are sissies, but all sissies are gay.
What is a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country
three jews walk into a bar . <repeat> i lied it was a gas chamber
"@ErikssonMalin85: Have you ever been threatened with rape by a woman? #QuestionsForMen"  Yes.  Many times, but ONLY by feminist women.
I helped my daughter train for her job she wanted I know she is gonna be a  great hooker
river <allcaps> deep <allcaps> one day two kids were wandering around near a stream . one of the boys wandered off near a bush and the other wandered farther down stream . the boy who was wandering down stream started to get lonely , so he went to find his other friend . when he got to the bush were his friend was he saw a naked woman and ran away . the boy that was here for a long time got curios and ran after him and asked , " why did you run away . " the other boy said , " my mom said that if i were to ever see a naked woman i would turn to stone . then i felt something get very hard so i ran . "
Since you 're now in college I 'd suggest working on a B.A.E. degree and plan on moving to KS and working in this new school .
I like my shoes like I like my women... Beaten up, worn out and laced up with something
I Can tell you right now if a black mob is threatening my life and burning my town I 'm going to start shooting .
You guys know why the Parkland high school is so drafty? It’s so drafty because it’s full of bullet holes.
You CUCKS and Patriots....and my Brothers.....UNITE....ITS TIME !
I’m not racist Only niggers are racist
&#8220;@M_Rad: I'm going to miss these bitches so much &#128557; http://t.co/lUpoqaT2R9&#8221; far right she resting on ol girl booty y'all funny as shit
Why was the pastor bad at slang? He took the saying, "I feel you" too literal.
The kikes probably put the Leftist up to it , to make it seem like they do n't have total control of everyone .
A black guy went to give a white guy a high five And then the black guy said "why did you leave me hanging?"
In high school, I told a new friend I was biracial. She responded:: No, you're not! You're white!
We were just kids when we fell in love Not knowing what it was I will not give you up this time.&lt;3 — thinking about old memories
Knock knock Who's there?  D'kenya  D'kenya who?  D'kenya ass   It came to me in the shower. Then a little after that I thought of the knock knock joke.
Trade free follows 240x240 or less I don't go first liars get blocked &amp; reported team up 30x30 tweet me &#127944;&#127944;
Whyd the innocent child go to the bathroom? To load his pistols
The US should withdraw all funding to countries that burn the US flag and fund terrorism.
What’s the difference between heroin and niggers? I’d actually think twice before shooting heroin
Yep same here , i have my wife here and we have 2 kids a 2 year old and a 1 month old .
Fuck white people with all their crap and bullshit. Black people should have a place to chill and hang around... Wait I know a place, it's called Prison
Pumpkin spice Marlboro's for da hoes
I was with a Jewish boy in DT Food today. I said to him "One oven a day keeps the Jews away"  He hasn't talked to me since.
You've managed to climb your way out of the valley of deceit and you 've found your way to the pastures of truth .
president Carrot Top Has taken us to war &#129318;&#127997;‍♀️it hasn't even been 100 days... they have Chemical Weapons... Lordt
What is the jewish girl doing on a swing? Annoying a german sniper.
rather not fuck w/ a lot of ya, all yall do is talk shit about each other and then party w/ the same ppl you just finished shitting on.
what do Avengers Infinity War and Schindler's List have in common?    They both feature people being turned into ash
How do you get a Korean dad to let you date his daughter? Don't be black.
Do you think there will ever be a significant nationalist party in the UK that will do what's best for the country without being a zionist puppet (Conservatives, Labour, T. Robinson, Anne M. Waters etc)?
you don't have to kill your rape victims if you do it properly, they do it themselves.  Edit: one letter
Why did Beyonce say "to the left,to the left"? Because black people have no rights.
"Nice guys finish last" is just a euphemism saying that low SMV males have women "settle" for them once they are out of their SMV prime... • r/PurplePillDebate
A guy wanted to be burned So someone called him a Jew.
Why can’t Stevie wonder drive? Because he’s black
Sword might come in handy for a couple silent kills or close quarters combat against lightly armed enemies .
This new Chainsmokers album is overshadowing all my previous excitement over Harry Styles' breakout single. #sorryharry #chainsmokersare&#128293;
Your mom is Brazilian isn't she? Maybe she could come to the school sometime for gym and teach the class how to dance samba!
"like she didnt Yell but ""oh i see youll spend thousands on yourself but not your mom ok i see fine"" um it was 2k and what would i even get"
What to do after spreading Islam? Reload and keep firing.
What's the only time you wink at a black person ? When you're aiming.
I cringe whenever I see a picture of myself from before 2011, because my eyebrows were just so fucking horrendous
15 minutes. Nervous. Not because of speaking, but because of the content. Tech stuff is easier. So many feels. #GirlDevWeek
I SO HATE liberal people and there NONSENSE on TWITTER>  MAY ALL OF THEM get sick of a TERRIBLE Disease and DROP DEAD
I don't need anger management but i need people to stop pissing me off.
Well Brexit might be bad. But with Faith, Flags and WWII style fighting spirit. We can do this! #sarcasm
What's the difference between Santa and the Jews?  Santa goes down the chimney.
somebody``hcf''calledputin``ahero''!lololol!This``hero''finallytransformedformersovietjewnion in ``russian''judea!In this misery-torn country-are there-70 officially billionaries , tens f thousands millionaries , and tens of millions of poor and miserable who look for their pittance at the garbage places !
One of my good friends from high school is black, but I don't really think of her as black because she told me she's white on the inside.
Is shorting twitter a better investment than #bitcoin #projectveritas
I would hate to have you bug your parents for their credit card. @EunByuLLoL
What do you call a charred hot dog? An Anne Frank
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a wall. And a staircase.
YouTube - Black mugger sentenced to 75 years in prison for hate crimes against elderly women YouTube - Cop 's mace vs black guy 's kung fu YouTube - African American man sprays semen on white woman in supermarket YouTube - White guy beaten nearly to death by Blacks for dating a Black woman , no hate crime there YouTube - Broadcast Yourself .
Watch the Pass it On Honesty commercial where a kid returns a purse | Values.com White kid `` suspiciously '' returns black lady 's purse , white cops reward him with donuts
This Fool is Sick on @CrimMinds_CBS and that's saying something for this Show where Pyschos are the Norm &amp; not the Exception #CrazyIsDaNorm
Men and women of full age, without any limitation due to race, nationality or religion, have the right to marry and to found a family.
Yeah, I 've gotten annoying responses to people when I told them we were going to home school , but they were n't as `` You 're a weirdo '' as the responses we get for not vaccinating .
There should be the death penalty for anyone involved in human trafficking , forced prostitution or anyone involving children .
Do gay guys face a much discrimination Hello, I am a white gay male, do gay men face as much discrimination and sexism as straight men do?
When is Dermott Brereton going to ask Todd Greenberg if he's concerned that arse patting in the NRL might lead to grooming? #idiot
Leicester FC rising up the league, almost from the dead. Resurrection, U might say. Shakespeare's got it right. Richard 3 found in carpark.
Sure in the primaries and stuff... but the main elections are as simple as ABCD Anyone Besides Commie Democrats
"he tore the end of the condom off"..  try that one yourself - "the Assange Challenge"..
the average US White is 98% European the average US Black is only 73% African  yet nobody questions if Black Identity is real or not while everybody is taught that White Identity doesn't real - or is only for losers
You still worried about what people gotta say about you ? You're priorities all the way fucked yo
Lmfaooo this bitch hits my car and calls the cops and says it was my fault &#128514;&#128514;&#128514; dumb bitch
How do you stop a baby crying? Cum in its mouth
Connect enthusiastically. Give relentlessly. And lead bravely. Do that, and the future is yours! – Ted Coine #quote
School is like a boner Long and hard - unless you're Asian.
MY NEIGHBOR IS AT MY HOUSE! ZOOM ZOOM I FUCKING RAN INTO THE BATHROOM SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO TALK TO HER
the blacks and special needs are cursed with ? tardiness
I dont mind transwomen so much they can only act like cunts.
I don't know where I stand on abortion. I enjoy killing babies, but I hate giving women a choice.
72 hours are up, where’s the beef?
hi @Harry_Styles, if you're reading this, I want you to smile and remember you're unique! Have a nice day. I love you. ♡ x9,632
Feminism is toxic for men Discuss and critically evaluate in less than 2000 words.
I called a teacher daddy once... It was alright because he told me to call him that
What does this sub and 9/11 have in common? This sub is plunging to the ground as hard as the twin towers.
What would a overdose victim’m eulogy be? “They died doing what they loved.”
If everyone on both sides of the aisle would pull their collective heads out of their asses, they would see the problem isn't Trump, the problem is that America is being ruled by an un-elected power establishment, no matter whom we elect. 
How is my daughter like aspirin? I take her every 4 to 6 hours when I'm feeling sick.
Fun sucks on the internet all we do is forced into one battle or the next or just building our profiles up with all u need to know about how educated we are on race culter or other issues in life past or future but same time fighting for freedom that is at threatening paths of enemies in our nation
Rate Me In Happier Times at 18 (Pic)
Studycelling is the real hell I admire you neetcells, you are the ones who are truly winning at this life.
"""i would date you"" atau ""i wouldn't date you"" is jawaban sakti di ending&#128560; menarik juga channel ""tell your story"""
They have a St. Patrick ' Day free book here .
How do you know when a cake is done baking in the oven? When the Jews stop screaming
What do you call a bunch of people that steal from the rich A robbing hood
Genesis 16:12  "He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone's hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers"  Ishmael was Abraham's firstborn, from his slave Hagar  Ishmael is recognized by Muslims as being the forefather of Muhammad 
She's a girl, of course she has mood swings.
We have a saying in South Africa : As die kop dom is moet die lyf sukkel .
Basically every fan of Huck aka everybody is here with their hearts in their throats!!! #WhatTheHuck #Scandal #GladiatorsBda
Female depression and Jon Snow have one thing in common Both do not exist in real life.
Thanks for the advice i 'll keep that on mind .
What’s the difference between Jews and Euros? It really sucks to lose six million euros
If the Japs are offended, then screw them. They should have stayed away from Pearl Harbor."	The highest rated comment on a very old and very racist Bugs Bunny cartoon shown on YouTube.												7	macro,race	6 years ago
"most ugly men are ugly on the inside too"
Being tall is a good advantage for being taller It's also good if you wanna get shot easily.
RT @GameOverGreggy: THE FUCKING HARDY BOYZ?! https://t.co/Ya5SnRaOjL https://t.co/wnebBgmoL6
#Health... Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of #rum!
Why is there so much pollution currently? Because there is so much Jew dust in the air
.@scarmichael18 @shaner38 She will often not know.  It should be opt in not opt out so that he must be told.  Or else they will hide it.
In regards to being harassed by GamerGate, i was just told: "Let your experience better you as a woman instead of seeking sympathy."
Five days later with still no answers, what do you think is the likeliest explanation for the Vegas Shooting?
*gasps* You've NEVER had taiyaki* before? You're not really Japanese!
The people that Tyra used to go with is fucking embarrassing to me wtf &#129318;&#127998;‍♀️
I wish we could go back to the days of prolific blogging and RSS feeds rather than social media.
The majority of the people in these photos are more of the threat to America than to the Ukraine in my opinion .
a friend comes up to me . <repeat> her : i 'm a master me : a master of what ? her : a master of baiting
oh you don't even know me at all but I was made for loving you @boyband_russell #WeLoveRUSSELL5ever
"""I am happy to report that drowning does kill this demonic entity. Oh holy are the waters of Chernarus!"" Omg, DED ;)"
Aint none of them kids really MJ's man show me A true blood Jackson that don't look like all the rest of the Jacksons.it's like 1000 of em
I looked at the discussion and it is obvious that we are outnumbered by non-whites and race traitors and follow the other followers types .
what 's the meanest thing you can do to a blind person ? give them a cheese grater to read .
What’s the same about a black person and a school? They both get shot up by white people.
Steven hawking death joke What was Steven Hawkings last word? Windows XP shutdown sound
it's not fair it's just not fair  why do we have to keep suffering
You must be really insecure or just a fucked up person
I'd say a fitting punishment is dealing with the developmentally challenged children for the rest for your life .
Really just go read all of @IjeomaOluo 's feed today, she says all the things.
These hoes worried bout the wrong things in life
"@jaikpuppyteeth @rubblewoman yall if your boyfriend's dick is so filthy that sex burns i hope your advice is ""dump him"""
(1) The thing is, the administration is light years ahead of what I'm writing about.
Just the content of the tweet, not the name of the person that sent it. Pref with a screenshot.
RT @GorgeousCamry_: it's two different things you hoes should know because a lot of you hoes THINK yal know me !
I thought it was polite to hold the door open for a lady... but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
I asked my father to let me hold $5 and this nigga pulls out a fucking stack &#129318;&#127998;
some people say i do n't let my wife choose anything , but that 's not true ! i let her choose between front hand and back hand .
In love with #PTXVOL4 - so so good - Can't Help Falling in Love and Bohemian Rhapsody and Take On Me and Imagine - just all of them!!
so i was walking down the street last night . <repeat> . <repeat> when i saw a black man walking with a new looking bicycle . i thought sh*t that looks like the one i own . so i ran to my house as fast as i could . luckily mine was still in the cellar cleaning my boots .
What does the president say to get rid of all the black people in his country? Nothing. He just opens the cage.
"Even Missile Cards, which at a glance seems ""off brand"" for me, is ultimately about an underlying fascination with death."
ITT: List what makes you ugly For me:  * Light bulb shaped head * Overpowering extra wide negroid nose * Lack of under eye support leading to sagging/tired eyes * Ice pick scars from acne * Large pores
so my daughter killed a butterfly because she killed a butterfly i said, ¨no butter for a month because of that!¨ later in the kitchen she smashed a cockroach and i said ¨nice try!¨
What's the difference between a black person and a couch? The couch can support a family
Man charged over alleged dog attack in Bolton on Sunday. Daniel Hennessy, 39, of Curzon Road, Halliwell will appear in court on Tuesday
Iiiii be getting money on my ownnnnn fucking with the roooaaad
it 's a good thing omar mateen never lived to find out ghost buster 's <number> was filmed in boston and brookline . <repeat> it would suck die painfully only to find out you were responsible for <number> 's <number> d worst mass shooting .
Not good news at all but this happens in all European nations and is no doubt pushed by the likes of Jews like Summer Redstone and MTV !!
The younger ones will say they are survivors because they were sperm in the men and eggs in the women .
Bad management decisions could easily blow any amount of money.
"by creating these gay character whose only traits are ""gay"" you create an offensive vibe that tells the viewer gays dont have other problems"
At this point I will assume the media is lying about everything other than a Negro being arrested for his murder .
I do n't watch any movie that is made for blacks or has a black in the lead roll and I ca n't find humor in the black race with all of the crime they comit against the white man , to hell with them .
What do babies and black people have in common? Theyre both good for target practice
how can a nigger bitch tell she 's pregnant ? when she pulls the tampon out of her cunt and the cotton is already picked .
RT @JayDokter: "@TwiterDeze_NUTS: Quote this with a funny caption http://t.co/XA48tCxiaO" niggas gotta hit their side bitch with this in th&#8230;
What's better than the Holocaust? The real caust.
It is funny to see how one form of informal institution against the other(s). Dudududu. The tension is reeeaaaallll.
Why do Ethiopian children have round bellies and thin arms? Because they eat so much and work so little.
I feel bad that my bestfriend got gang raped... And she did not enjoy it as much as I did.
What do you call the citizens of Hiroshima? Fried Rice
Disclaimer: None of these things I'm about to tell you are 100% accurate. Just *mostly* accurate. There are always exceptions.
How to tell if you are ugly If you are over 20 and a virgin, and it's not by choice, then you are ugly.
Awwww. What would you call The Flintstones if they were black???????...….. niggars.
i was shocked that the New Age Tattoos parlor did my celtic cross but he did charge a lot of money for a simple black and white tat $ 130 for it
If you shoot up a home schooled kid at home is it considered a school shooting Serious question
Someone should keep track of how often Google actually features a historical white person on their search page.
African Americans scare me. They've taken over the sub to take back the Dark in Dark Jokes.
Very good Quora answers. I was very demoralized by the Bay Area's cost of living, unfriendliness, tech monoculture, inequality, &amp; burnout.
In 1977, a prominent feminist lawyer Ruth Bader Ginsburg wrote  the “age of consent” for sexual acts should be lowered to the age of 12.
okay i love people who text back fast but at the same time i get hella annoyed when they reply too fast ????????
I heard Alex Smith is going to take a knee with Kaepernick Word is, he can't stand to play football anymore
if someone trusts you with something they're insecure about you don't then go and make fun of that thing all the time as a 'friendly joke'
Kitchen appliances salesman to the Jewish man.. "Sir would you like a tour to the new LG oven ?"
I'm taking over the @WBUR Snapchat today check it out for sweet marathon moments! I've already spelled one name wrong! Go #teamwbur!
Happy birthday, little Sofia, we love you very much and wish the best ever &#128557;❣️&#128149; #HappyBirthdaySofi #WishesForSofi https://t.co/dldOwXFlDb
it's over just your daily reminder that its over
Why have me and decided to go drab for a meal on the busiest fucking day
The sub is so much better when it's private You don't have to fight with normans in every post
I'm really enjoying how one of the product images is just a stick of gum. Also, there's cupcake flavored. Please let there be a cupcake pic.
Terio got all the hoes &#128557;
I disagree you can never justify race mixing Some of them girls may have been brainwashed by media , also you are condemning their kids and furture generations of kids to a non white future .
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew One actually leaves the chamber
I SAID A NORMAL NAME......AMERICAN!!
What's the brightest star in Africa? Starvation
Harvey Weinstein, two of the UK accusers are Emma Watson and Kate Winslet.
The Lappy 486 weighs in at an extremely portable forty-two pounds and features an impressive battery life of one half of ten minutes.
Gully Foyle is my name  And Terra is my nation  Deep space is my dwelling place  The Stars my destination  ~ Alfred Bester, The Stars My Destination
All I want is to stop hurting... All I want is to make my pain go away, but it never fucking leaves, ever...at best I just start feeling nothing.
There is no dopamine in my brain because of my face
Colombians hate Americans, so let the haters die in the mud. Every Colombian child killed in the mudslides, one less future American hater.
What is worse than Hitler,Stalin,Mao Nd PolPot put together That stupid Chadbot
Had to put a blanket over his crate, but Nimoy slept through the night. :)
The fucking #fakenews @ABC, @NBCNews, @CBSNews has their little boners in their hands over #Flynn's #immunity.
I'm a target regardless, and my information was already public. I have adequate physical security, and the local police know who I am.
What Do You Call It When An Ethiopian Baby Cries? A mid-life crisis
This joke is like a Veitnamese factory worker It makes no cents
If a black person makes a joke It's literally a dark joke
Parliament recommended to look at laws on issuing of birth certificates so it is easy to verify the real ages of girls in child marriages
[quote=Holston;7597407] God is the one that claims to be merciful and not like nature .
I feel bad for Ethiopian women... They can’t even serve their purpose in the kitchen because there is no food to cook.
So you're really not into men? Like, really really not into men? Are you sure?
omfg on the local news they are now arguing about #thedress
&gt;Tfw your school was divided into houses and you were literally in Norman House
Yk what, scrolling through the timeline makes me wanna say one thing Fucking millennials
what 's the difference between <number> / <number> and a milk cow ? there is n't one - muslims keep doin' em both . edit : fixed the punch line , it 's too late for this crap haha
What does a black guy do after sex? 15-20 years
water fight the kid next door just challenged me to a water fight , so i thought i 'd post this while i wait for the water to boil .
Unsupervised detection techniques are especially attractive as they require no prior knowledge and are easier to deploy.
Black People are functional members of society. Lock this post if you agree
gab is still frustrating in many ways, particularly the lack of a reliable hover/preview function.  
I've accepted I'm probably not gona have a happy ending. Never had that kinda luck. I'm honestly okay with that though. It's fitting.
Dark jokes are like vaccines Children don’t get them.
I do care. But this time I wanna think of myself first than others cause I'm tired and hurt enough the last time I chose them.
"there's a car that hasn't moved in 2 months taking up a prime parking spot. so ray and i wrote ""move me bitch"" on their dirty ass hood&#129335;&#127996;‍♀️"
The trigger word is ✌blame✌. It's effective in shifting the narrative away from a potential true cause of a person's condition.
Heres a thought you dont have a valentine bc your a mean ugly bitch haha
What does a nigger and a tracktor have in common? Both work best with chains on.
"Burns nt head out when people refer to Jamiroquai as ""he"" it's a fucking band, not just one person."
Feminist compares Cologne mass rape to white men raping her with their eyes • /r/european
Africans actually have more of some things. Like infant mortality.
@ickle1983 Thanks for sharing. DM us your full name and address. Make sure you start your DM with #GoodEgg to be counted :-) ^SN
Owner of my company opening up sexual harassment training class:: I don't believe in sexual harassment. I think it's just something made up by militant lesbians.
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People say that Steve Jobs died to soon. But I think it was a fitting metaphor for his company’s attitude to battery life
@BlakkHoodie_562 yeah that niggah played good, lowkey i wanted brazil to win
Maybe I should pursue a career in psychology Then I can put the "rapist" in therapist
I am going to try and update my site soon , I did however add a chat room .
remember when muslims massacred americans and george w. bush responded by bringing in more muslims
Wasn't that when Steve and Bean got their heads cracked opened ?
Whats faster than a black man running away with a stolen TV? His brother with the playstation.
Why does Japan have a low obesity rate and a low birth rate? They don’t like Fat Man and Little Boy
Need To Change My Cover Of The Week Haven't Done So In Awhile So Right Now Going On The Lookout For One
Did you hear about the Irish exorcism? They had to bring in the devil to get the priest out of the child.
That's why black men, like my boyfriend, date us white women. They like REAL hair, real nails, and none of that attitude.  Black girls are way too ghetto and too much work.
what 's black and screams ? stevie wonder answering the iron .
I like bad bitches thats my fucking problem
Why are all women lefty Because they have no rights
I need something translated but I would settle for a `` live '' internet sports channel that carries lithuanian or latvian sports .
135 Billion dollars a year due to Illegal Aliens .....NO MORE IMMIGRATION.....PERIOD....WE ARE FULL !
feelings of resentment have been ' riffling ' through the orlando gay community since omar mateen first set foot in the pulse nightclub .
"@darththawne her other question was stupid too. ""Did Harry Styles knew he would have to cut his hair for the role?"" who cares"
jokes can be offensive . it 's all about the intent behind it . it 's why i can say " kill all the jews " , but hitler ca n't .
HIS VOICE IS FUCKING HEAVEN #SignsOfTheTimes #HarryStyles
This bitch daija annoying as fuck ...omn i be wanting to punch her head off
Motherfucking drunk people though, for real. Fuck me to death I have class you inconsiderate bitch &#128530;&#128529;
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Can ppls pls stop telling me they find it offensive how I identify. &#128521;Dont use it if you dont like, but dont deny other ppl their labels ffs!
Niggas at the march looking for hoes, &amp; they out there too I'm sure of it
Did you hear that they transformed Madame Tussauds into a place where children get beaten? It's a whacks museum
And I thought this was slavic thread let 's continue about slavic countries and heritage , it 's not all about dispute between greece and rep.macedonia , no offence .
All of these school shootings in the news are really effecting me, I never thought I would let fame go to my head
Niggas wonder why bitches be on that "fucc a nigga shit" cuz these niggas be on that "she just another bitch" shit &#128175;
The ghetto thuged out version of tree of life coming soon...
What's the difference between my penis and my paycheck? I don't have to ask my wife to blow my paycheck
"@mckaycoppins @KatyTurNBC Does this idiot KNOW what ""conflict of interest"" means and WHY it's a HUGE problem!!!??? Gee, guess not."
Why are there so many trees in Compton? Public transport.
We should refuse to provide weapons to Iraq without a guarantee that they will not go to the Shia Militia animals. #Iraq #Islam #Iran
Go private, bring in new incels/stragglers from incelreddit or incelswithouthate we need to shut it the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk down  Getting messages from normies is not sane, especially when its the same shit over and over and over and over and over   SHUT IT DOWN MODS SHUT IT DOWN
Today we celebrate a Jewish funded black communist who frequented gay orgies and read speeches written by his Jewish handlers  This is the equivalent of people 50 years from now getting the day off to celebrate deray who is another Jewish funded black faggot
Dad:: So what are you taking next semester? Me:: Intro to philosophy, deductive logic, women and modernism- Dad:: Ha! That's a contradiction right there! Me:: Why? Dad:: Modern women aren't logical!
The absolute definition of privilege is being blind to the fact that you feel your bland, oppressive notions are "radical"
I appreciate having a dream abt masturbating bc that is something I don't get to experience very often &#128580;
what does a nigger have that i do n't ? my television
-up word for signed me up and made me go. Only guess what? I don't even mind going there, hardly. 'Cause I made two bestest friends at-
And God said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life."   But John came fifth and had to eat the muffin.
It simply isn't possible to have too many Patriots.
What's your thoughts on assisted suicide being made legal?
Just went to my first Chanukah party Had now idea that Jews were so adept at frying
Rap bitches prolly scared of Remy ma lol
[Serious] Why do normies and chads on reddit think that the way we talk on /r/incels is how we roll IRL?
Can someone explain to me how @voxday is a philosopher?
what do you call an ethiopian with buck teeth ? a rake .
Lets see....25000...150 mfers......I'm good....
It's still reason to complain. We shouldn't need to install third party software. It's one thing to use AdBlock to get rid of all ads (most of which aren't irritating), and being forced to use AdBlock to not be completely inconvenienced. 
This thread has reduced me to tears so many times that I sometimes avoid it , and yet i thank the OP for it
I am so grateful for every way of how Allah try to suprise me. The hole of the dark i had been went to the way out is by His guidance.
What’s the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry was looking for the chamber
I've met some pricks in my time but you are a fucking cactus.
What's the difference between the KKK and the Nazis? The kkk are wrong   (Could work the other way too, and say that the nazis were wrong)
#AP: Turkey warns US that recognizing Jerusalem as Israel's capital is 'red line' for Muslims.
What's the difference between panda's and children? We care when panda's get shot.
cripples what do you call three people in wheelchairs stacked on top of each other ? a vegetable rack .
When you ask a question and the person can't answer it without fckn arguing or jumping to something irrelevant. Well, thanks anyway!
I'm a gay trucker who was gang raped.
Friends forever @sritianne @arjitaneja @ItsMadhurima19 @leena_real @charumehra2 &#128525;&#128525;&#128525;&#128525;&#128525;&#128525; https://t.co/tYubI4uky3
(In America) Men get circumcised but women don't Maybe if we started cutting off their clits they'd be less likely to whore away their youth
Old school bullshitters are the best, they completely forget I have access to the world in my pocket. #internetera #gottodobetter
Any #NCAT21 GC got any space for my crazy ass &#128483;&#129335;&#127997;‍♀️
"""Toby has been cruising for a bruising for 12 years, and now I'm the cruise director and my name is captain bruising"" fucking gold"
Why Did The Female Rooster Cross The Road? She Wanted To See What That Cock Could-Do-Do-Do
Why are the hands of black people white? From picking up all the cotton
I'm at the coast and walking along the cliff edge... As the path narrows and gets closer to the very edge, I see a young girl crying. So I stop and ask her what's wrong. She says whilst sobbing heavily "My, my mo, mo, mother has fallen off, I, I, I think she's dead." So I look over the edge and sure enough, her mother is at the bottom, all mangled and covered in blood, dead as dead can be.  I turn to the young girl and as I unzip my jeans and pull my cock out, I say "It's not your lucky day, is it?"
Why don’t Jews get gifts for Christmas? Cuz why the fuck would you give a gift to a pile of ashes
The Classic Mini Has Been Remastered With New Engines And Tech via @carthrottle https://t.co/SGV73vYnaJ
IIRC she claimed I went to jail for drugs or something. I didn't read it. She's just trying to make a name for herself w/tabloidism @sakjur
Lol are u crazy?! &#128514; U can't have a decimal in radians! It has to be a simplified fraction! Duh! &#129318;‍♀️&#128514;&#128514;
What's worse than raping Helen Keller? Breaking her fingers so she can't tell anybody.
you hear about trumps new wall to keep out blacks ? yeah , he plans to make a really long row of " now hiring " signs .
Gotta watch these hoes &#128064;
What is the difference between the highway at rush hour and the line at KFC? Nothing, they are both black and dangerous to cut through
Why was six afraid on seven? Because seven is black
This dude said his homeboy has to pay 2000 in CS. I fucking wish
Trying to make a band in Portland, Oregon..FML..know anyone who can sing or know instruments? No acoustic plzzz!..
Assault charges laid after Tinder date gone wrong at Bowen Hills apartment Some how, I believe that if this was an assault on a woman, rather than a man, bail would not have been granted.
B.S., there would not be a race war because of Whites going out and shooting up non-White neighborhoods ; it is already open season on White Americans and White Europeans and White Australians and White Canadians .
New post (Table Tennis with a Twist) has been published on TheTopTenViral - https://t.co/Sux6fYZ4ou https://t.co/jWFxMgBff0
Abysmal = listening to a normie talking about their 3+ year long relationship Especially if it's the kind they call "healthy."
@YourDudeFerg gay fags
Fuck me, even Roman's feeling bad for Taker at this point #Wrestlemania
NYC fiber optic cut on purpose... huge outage on the east coast
Fat fucking funky nasty ass hoes
WOMEN BTFO , GUYS ARE MORE HANDSOME IN MOST COUPLES Every guy is way more handsome than his girlfriend in almost every couple, so ROASTIE TOASTIES if you are seing this, just know that your guy is more handsome than you and that's why he cheat on you because you are very average looking, NORMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH KEK
If we'd known that they'd cause this much trouble we'd have picked the fucking cotton ourselves!
"KoreanUpdates: Second part starts! They perform ""Boy Go"" as the first song! #SJSinJKT #KoreanUpdates"
Yes, you're both. @kfuru16: My sister is a woman and Asian. She is the worst driver in America #notracist #notsexist
i cant wait , i 've been wanting something to say to these wiggers , but i can never find the right words .
Very easy Rebel Robbie , our bluebells have flowers which droop down , the Spanish variety have flowers that stick out horizontally , and yes they do cross very easily between species which is why people are asked to destroy the Spaniards before they wipe out our own bluebells .
Walked n from the SEMO @MomsDemand mtg n time 2 hear the TV show @ABCDesignated Survivor talk abt gun safety.Can I live n that alt universe?
I am an African American . Nah, kidding. If I really was, I would say nigger .
what do you call a muslim feminist ? dead .
Wait, can I catch your Asperger's?
a cop saw a blonde on her knees under a streetlight . " can i help you ? " she asked . the blonde replied , " i dropped my diamond ring and i 'm looking for it . " the cop asked , " did you drop it here ? " the woman replied , " no , i dropped it about a block away , but the light 's better here . "
Females can be depressed over Chad ignoring their text messages.
I had no idea that Alabama had this many retarded Democrats in it!
Wait hold up.......It was all just a bad ass dream???? #GrimmFinale
Too many of us are not living our dreams because we are living our fears. —Les Brown #MFCSP #AForceToBeReckonedWith
Whilst many German women are sexually assaulted in Berlin on NYE by Muslim migrants the German establishment is far more concerned about prosecuting those MPs who tell the truth about the attacks
porn is like a cancer ward way better when you see kids in it
London police arrest two men in connection with the London Terrorist Bombing  One, 18 yrs old  One, 21 yrs old  Won't tell us who/what they ARE, but I can just about tell you who/what they AREN'T  White/European British Native Londoners IQ above room temperature Self-sufficient  Any takers at 10:1? 
Well that 's your misery I hope this will help : 1 m = 100 cm 1000 mm 1 " = 25,40 mm = 2,54 cm = 0,0254 m 1 ' = 304,48 mm = 30,48 cm = 0,3048 m 1 ' = 12 `` Then ... start calculating
The world will be a better place when this globalist is gone.
Chris Matthews cock smell cologne would not be a great seller in most towns
THE SEASON FINALE HAS GIVEN ME SO MANY DAMN EMOTIONS I CANT TAKE IT #TWDFinale #TheWalkingDead #TWDSeasonFinale @TheWalkingDead
So, the Holocaust confuses me... So, the Holocaust confuses me... Like, I don't understand why anyone would want to survive it, because they would still be a jew afterwards...
9/11 jokes always seem good in the beginning But then they come crashing down
the ability to lock a unique phone # to your account already exists. eng/infra is already there. expose if a # has been added via metadata.
How do you pick up black girls? You burn their village, chain them up and raise the anchors.
Please do not talk to me about OJ and parole as long as Casey Anthony walks this earth.
I was fuckin with the guy who was giving me my drug evaluation interview and he got mad &#128514;now I gotta do 30 hrs at nicasa &#129318;&#127997;‍♂️
Did you register an account on this site just to call these people white supremacists/call them stupid ?
Don't pick that up, you're a girl.  Let one of the boys do that.
What falls harder, rain or snow? World Trade Center.
Just saw the racist video at the Trump rally Wake the FUCK UP AMERICA!!!
The CDC has official renamed the term "Yeast Infection" to "Rosie O'Donnell"  Used in a sentence "The doctor says I have a Rosie O'Donnell and it could be weeks before it clears up"  
Black people arent like sperm Black people can't swim and sperm swims so they are unsuccessful
Don't know who I dislike more. The Texas Rangers or those who like the Astros now that they are relevant!!! #bandwagon
Why a woman has more chromosones than a cow So she wouldn't shit herself while doing the dishes
they say it 's a bad time to be a pop singer right now . i beg to differ . christina grimmie gets free shots and ariana grande gets free explosive effects .
You can't be a person of colour; you're too pale!
Man society got so strict with races and whatnot, I can't even say "bl@ck paint." Now I have to say, "Tyronigillian, paint that wall."
Did you hear about the two car pile up in Mexico? 200 Mexicans died.
Nice to know that are still a few men out there who `` have a pair '' .
When women still would rather use a dildo than have sex with us...
Not just that , but many people who adopt kids are capable of making their own pure white children .
"@QUAN1T0: 61% of welfare/government aid is claimed by white people. So y'all black slander is trash now."
Why don't bookmakers take bets on the special Olympics? because they're all winners
Hitler was a good doctor. He cured tons of disabilities.
Following initial checks, confirmation that all Jockeys &amp; Horses have returned safe after the @RandoxHealth #GrandNational
a black guy goes to a doctor 's office to get a vasectomy . he shows up in a limo wearing a tuxedo . when it 's his turn , the doctor looks at him and says , " i 've seen a lot of things , but i 've never seen a guy coming in all dressed up like that ! " and the black guy says , " well , if i 'm gon na be im - po - tent , i 'm gon na look im - po - tent ! "
If a man who was raped by a woman later raped her back feminists would say the first rape was female empowerment, but the second rape should condemn the man to eternal torment.
Now on Britains pressing issues: can occasion cards be too offensive? Find out after we bubble wrap this child.
Hi Lads and Lasses , im new here , The country is in a mess and I have been watching these posts for weeks .
Let me go take a showers the projects makin me a lil dirty nigga
My dad was salty he failed no nut November My dad was salty he failed no nut November  So he forced me to lose too. 
Chat updates: you can now delete DM’s, move messages to and from spam, and messages will only delete 24 hours after you’ve actually viewed them. 
My Instagram song ain't bout me postin pictures it's about how hoes not allowed to post pictures of me and I ain't posting none of them &#128076;
my chancla broke. fucking 1 day of having it and it broke.
normie here I just wanted to say I feel for you guys and I'm sorry you're suffering
You should have heard of him becouse he is the greatest chess player of all times .
Amnesty for 3.6m colonizers would/will be the completion of the demographic coup.
Frederick neichzche embraced the notion that for a race to evolve there had to be a struggle to kill of the weaker elements to keep them from contaminating the gene pool. in the US one could say that there is a breeding program to breed dumb ghetto blacks .
What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean? An oil spill
What runs faster then a mexican who just stole your TV? His cousin with the DVD player
Like a donut, the face needs to be tastefully powdered so that it catches the eye of hungry construction workers. Don a deliciously dapper mug with today's Groupon to Oasis Day Spa.
what 's the difference between a black and a bucket of shit ? the bucket . what do they have in common ? neither of them do anything .
LMAO I am in the weirdest situation and now all I can do is laugh bc I dont know how to handle this shit at all
I'm naturally bowlegged.. I be trying to stand normal . I think i look deformed while hoes thinking that shit is cute.
what do you call a homosexual on rollerblades ? rolaids
Why did Avicii never get wise? "I'll grow wiser when I'm older"
People are like jelly beans... No one likes the black ones
@colm_f1 @Kilsally Well, NI seems stuck. RoI doesn't want it. Westminster views it as a burden. It'll have to help itself, I think.
Whats the difference between a Chickpea, and a Garbanzo Bean? I've never paid $100 to have a Garbanzo Bean on my face
What were Stephen hawking’s last words? Vegetable wheelchair has stopped responding windows is searching for a solution.....  Windows problem reporting has stopped working...  Task manager is not responding....  Windows is shutting down
That was a bloody good episode of #thelastkingdom. We got Finan and Steapa. Hild continues to be awesome. Some excellent shit talking too.
Has being an incel ever lost you an argument elsewhere on Reddit when they look up your posting history?
What do you call five black people having an orgy? A threesome.
@SwissAccolade @OfficialTWA @TooPhenomenal @SinisterScot @VenomouslyOrton @AThievesMind Easy to eliminate? Great comedic jokes
RT @PrettiHotNThick: i ain gone lie chuckie fucked w| my head a lil bit &#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557; https://t.co/v1lQKqe1fz
These white racists are unqualified and were only hired because of affirmative action for whites, otherwise known as life.
I don't understand the point of being emo.. so stupid. Sick and tired of all this emo bullshit
I don't think I'll ever find peace with never having a girlfriend It's not gonna happen but I don't think I'll ever be able to accept it.
There is not a single reason on earth to filibuster Neil Gorsuch. Dems will rue the day they forced GOP's hand to kill filibuster.
Being freelance when you're not part of a cool scene is fucking hard, yo. Hook your gloomy up, yeah? XO
What's the difference between a priest and a retard? The priest is behind a little and the retard is a little behind.
i like my women like my wine aged <number> years and stored in the cellar
on a hotel shower: making you feel mildly retarded since 1947.
Amazing how #labor &amp; #liberals point the finger at the independents for their failures for not getting on with the job of governing #pmlive
If you became chad tier good looking through surgeries, would you revenge be your first priority to stacies?
All the lads do at work is play FIFA the boring cunts
I just saw a black guy running down the road with a Cape on.  I shouted, "Are you a Superhero?".   He said, "No, I haven't paid for my haircut!".
What's long, black, and makes high school girls scream when guys pull it out? An AR-15.
Now he's discounting an actress for her accent, because Americans won't watch the movie. Fuck off and die.
"When I go on Maury, I want all my friend me cutting up saying ""Dass right sis, he know he that baby papi, yup,he lying, he know it"" &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#129335;&#127998;‍♀️"
Guys, have you tried out this new first person shooter? It’s called Florida
According to @ninaburleigh, we should be happy that dudes are talking about feminism. Even if they are telling us how we are doing it wrong.
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Jesus loved me when I was a child. Well, at least he said he was called Jesus.
To be clear, I'm not in trouble. And the call with PD has nothing to do w/call with lawyer, both related to work :P @MrTheGeoff
r/thebluepill upvotes a post about a woman who's starting to hate men.
If a deaf person has Parkinson's disease, do they also have Tourette's? Three disabilities in one joke. That's pretty good
I think I read a comment like that on a video on YouTube and it made me chuckle .
Has to be a parody account. @TheHout I'm not sexist, but women just shouldn't be sports announcers.
So @SeymourSnott every time I've been at your match you've lost to some shenanigans, maybe I'm bad luck!?!
one. collage. texture + sound + color. How it moves. Why it moves. moments form image. what stories are we telling?
Holy Balls....LIBERALS ARE THE BIGGEST F'ing idiots ever!!! #tucker #tuckercarlson Russia Russia Russia
How do people watch Netflix on their laptops? Like you're binge watching on a 13 inch screen you fucking peasant. It's 2017 fucking wake up
Have a free blindfold. @ptierney1992 I'm not sexist... But I don't wanna watch women talk to each other about sports.
Don't let this natural hair care shit fool you. Some of you hoes need a perm.
When I fart loudly in public... I yell, "JET PLANE!" and  CrAsH iNtO tHe TwIn ToWeRs
Just an FYI photofeeler is an unreliable gauge for real life attractiveness
Doctor:: How did this happen? Me:: My mother pushed me down some stairs when I told her that I'm a lesbian. Doctor:: Oh, that's understandable then.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? ***-Windows shutdown sound-***
I have no doubt that Jesus was a black man. Just like in the case of black dads, everyone is waiting for his second coming.
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These days bitches be just letting anyone hit raw !!
Why did the feminist jump off the building? She was trying to equalize the suicide rates
The sister of Daniel Wretström spoke at a march to remember his murder , followed directly by a speech by Blood and Honor .
I've lived in the San Francisco Bay Area for over twenty two years, trust me, it's never the beautiful bodies of any persuasion that get naked. 
Do the White thing, turn nigger ball off.
What is the benefit of Anti-Vaxx parents? There are more young bodies available before last one decomposes.
"i can't stand these ""grown"" ass females &#129318;&#127997;‍♀️&#129318;&#127997;‍♀️ how you "" grown "" but childish as hell ?! &#128553;&#128514;&#129318;&#127997;‍♀️&#129318;&#127997;‍♀️"
What’s the best part of being a veterinarian? It won’t seem weird when the pets don’t want to go near you.
She's too sensitive. Why should she get upset at me for calling her what she is?
What's the difference between a dog and a pizza? One can feed a family of four Asian people.
Why do black people say blow, hand, or rim? Because they don't know what a job is.
I asked my friends to get me a free treat they were giving out at Rudder Plaza and they didn't and I've never felt so betrayed
The person who says it cannot be done should not interrupt the person who is doing it. - Chinese Proverb
Stupid kids of stupid liberals and stupid bitchs who are of stupid liberals and stupid Governments that are of stupid issues stupid stupid stupid stupid people who get out of jail just so they can go right back for more of there dumb Politcal issues idk what els to say but im the target of there repeated issues that fail.
money before bitches, bc bitches follow money.
well ain't that a bitch
It's not a sin to kill Muslim invader God will forgive
White Guy known on campus for hitting on Asian women:: Ni hao ma. Me:: I'm not Chinese. Guy:: Oh sorry... Konbanwa. Me:: I'm not Japanese either. (Starts walking away) [White Female on the other side of me walks by him] Guy (to White Female):: Hi... He spends hours sitting and waiting for Asian females to walk by to strike up a conversation, usually opening with "Ni hao ma." I've met him 4 times already, and he still doesn't remember we've met. For someone who knows Chinese, Japanese, (and to my knowledge he apparently knows Korean too), I'm shocked and outraged he spends so much time talking to Asian females, yet can't remember who he has and hasn't met. I explained the third time we met. The fourth time I would have called him out but I had to finish my assignment before the deadline.
"@AkerGlows ""Capoeira mostly, but I'm looking into a fighting style called drunken boxing. It looks fun."""
Been growing my hair out recently in the past 2 years or so and it's driving me nuts right now always in my eyes but don't want to cut it right now because then it would be super cold and chili but during the summer of 2018 it has to go
Non-Profit just means I wont make any money while I get rich...
You just said you wanted forever , but you suddenly left , you said it is unbreakable and you simply smashed it , you lied , you just lied .
I know we both feel it but this is fucking stuuuupppppoiiiiiiiidddddsyckuwejo
There is a special place for snowflake libtards it has many names, mental ward, mental institution, insane asylum, funny farm! 
The only good thing in my life is this sub Thats how fucking pathetic I am.
Shoe Bombers , crotch bombers , 9/11 and Israel has now been seen over 203,000 times ( in less than 2.5 months ) .
Trade free follows 200x200 or less I don't go first liars get blocked &amp; reported team up 30x30 tweet me &#128123;
like the whistling rabbit on the merry-go-round: during the first spin, the rabbit does safety-check;  the second go-round is the one time when the rabbit does celebrate; by the end of the third lap the rabbit is gone, having told nobody good-bye
Totally different if I was prepping a meal for him. But y'all on something else if imma reach across he table to cut his chicken...
Every Friday I get paid and every Saturday I wake up with about 8 quid give myself the fucking boke
``Policeand SPCA officials found over 50 carcasses of pigs on National Council of Province 's Chairperson Thandi Modise 's Potchefstroom farm , and the remaining 85 resorted to eating the dead bodies and drinking their own urine to survive .
I got my son a trampoline but noooo he just sits in a wheelchair and complains.
Congress has no intention of doing ANYTHING but scratching each others' backs, making themselves wealthy, and derailing Our President and our will  This shit will NOT end until #WeThePeople MAKE IT END  We will not stop, we will not be broken, we will not give up until we have taken back our country
All because I was trying to watch the fucking show last night and I was multi tasking trying to complete before 12am I'm pissed
I made this on my phone and can't afford photoshop.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Only a few days since /u/avazii left and we have a wave of normans amongst us Not saying the other mods aren't doing their job (props to ryu, he has at the very least), but we need more action, this place is FILLED with norman scum.
I heard this is a support sub I'm 17 years old and the girl I liked said I should "die in a hole, nobody would notice you're gone" I just need some kind words and support to help get me through this.
I wanna wake up ,go to work, come home help my son w. His homework, make dinner, and get fucked by my nigga #WishfulThinking &#128106;
Antivaxx jokes never get old Just like their children
"Chanyeol watched as the two talk so calmly in front of him. ""Baekhyun, wash the pool after you finish sweeping the front! I need my bath."""
lisa: plays message on machine lisa, halfway through the message: leaves the fucking house
@dolphrudager You don't have any kids?! What are you, one of them queers!?
The answer is yes I can fit 2 more people in this shirt therefor nobody will know I'm not wearing a bra
whats the difference between a pedophile and an orphan? my uncle isn't an orphan
omg. if @bsdtrhodes goes to #bsdcan, there's going to be trouble.... &lt;3
Latinos who think they're woke by choosing Coke over Pepsi and not knowing how bad Coke has screwed Latin America #smh
what 's the same about feminism and the holocaust ? they 're both irrelevant and mean nothing to society .
They got me guessing this year I don't know who the hell savitar is I'm mad they got us waiting till April 25th 4 t… https://t.co/ef4k13VV3i
I don't think they're exclusive to Christianity either. I've received just as much wisdom from my star sign.
Did you know that Ray was not the inventor of the X-Rays? He was his little brother.
Sidebar material over at r/changemyview - 1 year old and as relevant as ever
Y se acab&#243;!! Mexico wins 3-0! That's my team bitches &#10084;&#65039;&#128154; #VIVAMEXICO
What do you call r/darkjokes mods? Niggers
yall i cant im so fuckng mad at this bc every dot point is jus,,,, the sixth sense bitch ill kms
Why did the esports gamer paint his computer black? So his computer would run faster.
The first thing I do When I see a new haiku Is count syllables
YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME HELL NO BITCH #TWDFinale #TWD
I can't fucking even omg #Wrestlemania #WrestleMania #HardyBoyz #DELETE
In terms of light-years and distance, how far behind are we when viewing the actual event, time-wise?
It's mildly annoying when your dog humps you, your friends, furniture, etc but everyone still loves your dog... But you fuck your dog, even just once, everyone says you are a monster.
It's Trans Day of Visibility y'all. I am spending it as a trans ally at the @agendergovuk conference. Looking forward to it! #tdov
Doing a Physics degree is no way to get yourself a husband!
I hope you all accidentally get a fat black bitch pregnant
What’s the difference between bleach and my dick? Nothing, they both kill animals.
How come there aren't any Mexicans in Star Trek? They don't work in the future either.
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My Alexa told me this same shitty joke yesterday
What is the opposite of a human being Black
your not gonna change a nigga.he is who he is either you accept it or you dont. you cant turn silver into gold.&#129335;&#127997;‍♀️&#128564;
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty nine year olds? There’s twenty of them!
What was the best part about being black in the 50's? You could sit in the back of the bus and masturbate and nobody would notice
Serious question: why is the Somalian police officer in Minnesota allowed to just refuse to talk to investigators when that's never happened before to any other police officer?
I have no friends and no one to talk to Should I get chik fila, subways or pizza for lunch    I got tendies
Can absolutely die. I don't say this a lot about characters but I would murder him given the chance. https://t.co/N0E7kzOMMJ
According to evolution, all human beings came from apes Except for Indians, they came from rapes.
Why are sexist jokes great? Cause they can't offend a human
How does a black guy Send mail? With food stamps
What do you get when you throw a molotov into a gay pride parade? an LGBTBBQ
Whats the first sign of AIDS? A rhythmic pounding sensation in your ass
in fucking mexico bitches
Just the latest teacher / student sex scandal... Post articles here.
A girl knows when a niggah just trynna fuck .
what do you call a black feminist ? niggered
If a woman stops taking birth control without telling her partner and gets pregnant, does the man have any rights to get out of child support?
for a club called pulse , its very ironic they lost theirs .
No I was asking for a link for were it says their banning the celtic cross , but thanks for the link i 'll check it out .
Prove to yourself that your new year's resolutions aren't complete bullshit and start right now.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile I replied “Whoa, thats a big word for a 12 year old”
In my opinion if you still waiting in line for a pair of Js your priorities are all fucked up
how they get all these grown celebs &amp; these young half celebs in this movie &amp; it still aint go no where
Omg I can't fucking stand Cheryl Blossom I wanna scream
Reports out that one of the latest NorK defectors has been immunized for Anthrax.
What do pictures and gay men in saudi arabia have in common Both are framed then hanged immediately
What's red, white, and blue and hangs in my backyard? Luke dies at the end of Last Jedi
A Jewish boy asks his father for $50. The father replies, "$40, what do you need $30 for?"
so george michael has died . <repeat> rumour has it that in his last moments he let out one last careless whisper : " i 'm never gon na dance again . <repeat> "
Trying to figure out how I can convince Spencer we need to go grocery shopping at Trader Joe's after we do our beach run later...
One of the biggest signs that you're ugly is that your family members tell you you're handsome/good looking but no girls outside of your family have Your family members are desperately trying to boost your self esteem to prevent you from going E to the R. If you were good looking they'd have no need to tell you because you'd always be bringing girls over to meet them.
Do they ever get tired of finding excuses to link here?
Girls are like blackjack... I'm always going for 21 but I always end up hitting on 14
Just need to make it through the next 5 weeks and then I can relax and by relax I mean start parking to move...
Q8 Thriller: Common plot and no character details. I suspect there's more to it, but I can't tell from the query. &#128299; #10queries #RevPit
What’s the difference between me and a black People prefer white chocolate over black
"""i'm in love with you, and i'm not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of saying true things."" -The Fault in Our Stars"
I want to thank every one who posted to the Halloween thread this year .
@Tylar____ bet hoe
this batch of commissions has made me fucking STUPID
Black people are like mitochondria They're the powerhouse of the cell
I'm sorry but if you're drinking that extra caramel &amp; whip frappichino chip sugar shit you're not drinking coffee, you're drinking dessert
There is no thread on r/thebluepill regarding RippedRichAndIncel's atomic black pill 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
What kind of car do terrorists drive? A Porsche 9/11
Blacks are a lot like apples After all, it's just natural for them to hang from trees
I only watched one ep of 13 reasons why &amp; im prayin its good bc the book has been my favorite one since middle school
I want to get fucked by men Surrounded by men SMMMMOOOTHEERRRREEEEED
I nominate Mina Atta as the best egyptian singer &#127466;&#127468;&#127908;❤️ @dafentcom #DafBama2017_MinaAtta #DafBama2017 #MinaAtta &#128536;❤
The worst thing about this is that every single one of our beautiful cities in ALL of our countries now look like this .
What is the most obvious difference between men and women? Men aren't property.
What do Colorado and the middle east have in common? Women and gays get stoned after having some good sex.
plz stop posting pics of me that i posted a few weeks ago. i care so much about what people think of my appearance. it's what i live for.
Can we talk about how versatile ice is? I mean I can cool down drinks. It can cool down foods and meats. It can round up mexicans. I mean just a real versatile item, that ice.
I wish there was a Mr Furley spin off show.
Imagine doing music GCSE/A level and having to lug around a fucking harp
What's black and taps on glass? A baby in a microwave
Believe me, my son is NOT gay. He has never once touched a Barbie, he's built like a linebacker, and he's a real man's man.
Hi Lovely! @Harry_Styles Your Act Of Kindness &amp; Goodwill Has Become My Best Lifetime Memory. &#129419; ILYSM &amp; I Hope You Follow Me Soon!&#128153; ❥43,280
from what i understand most major religions all pray to the same god . after tragedies often i hear ' god has a plan ' well , frankly i think they are right . like after sandy hook , you know , like <number> kids were murdered . that was part of gods plan . i mean , how else is he going to keep coming up with virgins for the suicide bombers .
We must never forget what happened during the Holocaust. Three million survived.
so i got a new truck today and my friend 's reaction was . <repeat> " nice ! "
If only Africa had more mosquito nets If only Africa had more mosquito nets then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly from AIDs.
Oh god. I am so stubborn.  Just realized the only thing it took to push me off the fence in the real name/pseudonym debate was jason/wadhwa.
So basically our troops are just protecting poppy fields.
When I go home I'm watching cartoons with my baby all night with his bad ass &#128514;
"""I don't need a big thing, I just nees you..."" French Version &#128518; #GreysAnatomy I prefer it in English"
none of them 3 bitches look like dey ca boil a egg, but working at buds broiler....
niggas be fucking me over not knowing what they got &#129315; bettttttttttt
My wife gets so fed up of our baby's incessant crying that... She gets tries to push our baby back into the hole it came out of.
What did the gay terrorist say to the other? Do you fancy a bomb?
Told Red just Remember Da 1'z who did stay dwn and have Always (Supported)❗️#not2many #harley #barely #RawGMula
What did God say when creating The Big Bang? Allahu Akbar
global recession with the collapse of government revenues after the fall in the oil price. Corruption needs to be checked.” 355. Mr
What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Hypothermia
You a hoe if you ever "fstow" after midnight
spanish stereo types are so false bc i'm spanish as fuck and i hate spicy food and have no rhythm in my hips
Feminism- bunch of adult women deciding that it's ok to permanently disfigure a baby boy's penis.
Now I'm getting fucking sick omg like I wanna fucking cry
An Asian woman just gave me a handjob while fingering my ass Which isnt what i meant when i asked her to give me a 'Hand Roll and Pork Intestines That's the problem with having the Chinese Massage place right next to the Chinese takeout place
Teeth are like people All want to be white, most are yellow and the black ones don't work
What's a decent RoR on 401(k)s? I've averaged 9.2% over the past few years. Not sure if that's decent or not.
What @minasmith64?  You don't like being lectured on #feminism by people who only just learned of it from Emma Watson or Beyonce? @ddbomont
Make me a mod and I will clean this sub up within 2 hours.
Man that run game ain't no hoe. Fuck Alex. don't even need his bitch ass
.@BlackOpal80 Realized then that selfish hypocrisy is the crux of modern feminism, not equality.
What do you do when your daughter starts wearing short skirts? Beat the shit out of your wife, as she was the one who let her wear clothes.
Like I 've said before , Kevin Myers has always been a voice for us here in Ireland .
what do you call a black woman who 's had <number> abortions ? a crime fighter
If you ever hated on me... bitch naw I don't fuck wit you
What do you call a bus full of white people A twinkie A bus full of black people  Is a prison bus
trump is an idiot . minorities ca n't take our jobs if they ca n't keep our jobs .
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Why dont we just put them in my spot and then drop a few bombs.I am serious they are making fools out of the Irish .
HONESTY HOUR: like this post and I'll dm you a name and you gotta quote the tweet and be honest about how you feel about them &#128064;&#128539;
FJSJHDSJSHSH LRT HE BLESSES THE FUCKING STORE IM SCREAMING
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Waiting at the bus, a older woman approaches me. Woman:: Do you know time the bus comes? A few seconds pass and she says to another man, Woman:: Oh, she probably doesn't speak much English. Poor thing. Me:: Actually, I have no idea when the bus comes. I am a Vietnamese American young woman.
We don't consider you an American. You don't act or think like all the other domestic students.
My college likes to call itself the most LGBT-friendly school in the country. This happened during a conversation I overheard before a class started while a couple people were discussing a female-identifying cosplayer at the school who often cosplays as male characters:: Female:: Well, she... Male 1:: You mean he. Male 2:: Yeah, isn't [cosplayer] a he? Female:: No, it's she, it's not like she's a transgender or anything! And then laughter from all three. I'm trans* and sitting right behind them.
I'm fucked up, I'm faded, I'm so complicatedddddddd
a gay muslim walks into a bar . <repeat> he ordered shots for everyone .
cause I have hella feelings for you, but I don't fucking care, like they ain't even there.
For do I now persuade men, or God? Or do I seek to please men? For if I yet pleased men, I should not be the servant of God. Gal.1.10.KJV
Maichard and DTBY give us a roller coaster ride of emotions. That is why we love them. #ALDUBKSGoesToUS
How do Autists deal with school? With a reeeeeeeeee-volver
Niggas a buy a 700$ outfit to impress a 10$ bitch
The Astros' tentative plan is for Collin McHugh to make a rehab start Thursday with Triple-A Fresno. McHugh hopes to need only one outing.
how is kermit the frog similar to a child who has been molested ? they were both forced to be felt .
Thanks, @NicH2Olas! @joy1023 and I always enjoy working with @RyUrbanWater &#128524;. @RyersonProCom @RySciDean
Genre of anime What's your favorite genre of anime?
The same assholes who think jailing Obama and Hillary would cause a constitutional crisis want Trump impeached.
OK NORMIES YOU WIN Before I kill myself I will record it and send it to you, hope you are happy taking the only thing I had in my life
"9:23 PM Eastern 66°F BP:29.6inHg RH:71% SE@3 mph(Light Air) Gst:2 mph Rn:0.01"" RnTdy:0.01"" 24HrRn:0.01"" #Ohio #Weather #Lancaster"
YouTube - Euclid Square Mall , 2007 ( Dead Mall ) Can anyone report in from Euclid , Ohio ?
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There is always the International Oil Patch , we know there is no Drugs , Booze , or Hookers there , and a different Country every few weeks Get your Divorce early , everyone gets one two to a customer .
I should really eat before I pick this fight with you, because lord knows when you ask if I'm hungry, and I say yes, you'll think it's over.
I fucking forgot my birthday is tomorrow so it probably won't be
Orgasms are like opinions Only mine matter and i dont care if she has one.
A rich black man, a educated black man and a poor black man was walking down the street when they saw a drumstick on the ground, who picked it up? The poor black man as the other 2 don't exist
oh look that's another reason to fucking hate my shit-ass group
What did the salad dressing maker say to his daughter after they caught a nigger in their backyard? "Dorothy, lynch."
how do you starve a black guy ? hide his food stamps under his work boots . i got this joke from : <url>
RT @HG_Shit: @1BookieG them klutzy bitches
Pulling Up With My Gun I Aint Injuring Shit&#129304;And If I See You With A Girl Then I'm Killing The Bitch✌
You might want to think about losing weight if you want to get married and have children. Men are very visual creatures.
TSS = The Steve Series I fucking hate character limit.
"I understand that people come into this country illegally and they are breaking laws but to label humans ""illegals"" is just fucking hateful."
But you're not REALLY disabled. You look so pretty!
Temperature: 7°C Humidity: 78%. Thunderstorm with light rainshowers. Wind: NNW 23 kph #yeg #abwx #weather 5:30PM
The reason I date a black girl So I don't have to meet her dad
Mladic jailed, the good news just keeps on coming.
White men don’t understand what it’s like to be under attack -Lena Dunham Bitch PLEASE. This one time I was mending the chains in my dungeon, one of the whores tried to choke me out!
Dealing with someone who expects you to not have feelings or emotions or even express yourself.... Definitely can ruin some shit
Could someone link me to the substantial US study that came out a few weeks/months ago dispelling the 1/5 rape statistic, cheers.
Black Student:: Yeah man us Black people don't do too well in water. White student:: Yeah, yall took advantage of that free boat ride huh? An exchange my friend who attends Lake Forest College overheard.
Yes, I'm aware of GGs efforts with the IRS. No, it won't matter. Don't bother responding to them. Better uses for bandwidth. ❤️
15. i love horror, thriller, crime movies. my friend and i always watch horror together. if cinema released we'd go if our schedule match
What do you get when an Autistic child gets in a car crash? Mashed potatoes.
What's the difference between an African child and a jew One's seen an oven before
dumb ugly stupid bullshit ass bitch &#128074;&#128074;&#128074;
Whats the difference between a painting of Jesus and Jesus himself? You only need one nail for the painting.
Like y'all don't have to stare at me like I'm a pariah just do your fucking jobs
Pence just spoke at a plant in Ohio and the crowd size and non-claps was cringeworthy! Looked like the people were dragged there kicking!
4chan will find out the truth about the shooter before our government does.
How are people with mental disabilities similar to electronic products? Sometimes they are, "batteries not included"
Hey #LDNOverground! The 05:59 from Clapham Junction to Dalston Junction is cancelled! #AllChange #DelayRepay #RailRefunds
Carrying any hammer here in the UK on the streets without good cause such as you need it for work would be classed as an offensive weapon .
&#8220;@GiantRaiderKing: @nomaambundy92 fag&#8221; but Tony :(
You call these dark jokes? my future is darker than them
Fuck that niggah he so weak he cant tell that you a freak
Bush: 'it's hard to unify the country when the news media is so split up. Remember when the news media mattered a lot more'
Me:: Want to play? Little Boy:: No, I can't. Me:: Why? Little Boy:: My mom said I can't play with black or spanish kids. Me:: Oh. Little Boy:: Sorry. I'm 25 but I was 7 or 8 when this happened. This is my first memory of racism. It's also the first time another kid made me feel bad for being different. It still bothers me because I know there are parents like his who continue to spread hatred. Parents who are teaching their children to ostracized others for being "different." I feel angry and worried for my future children.
Historically speaking, the only time people have actually tried to cause meaningful change in America outside electoral bounds is when their regional identification superseded their national connection.
Harley: Ooh. Two Sherlocks. *walks over to mr holmes* Holmes: You Disgusting Woman. Harley: I Know. You Love Me. Don't Say You Don't.
New to reddit, What is the 80/20 rule?
Can we agree Matt hardy looks fucking weird and crazy @WWE
What's the difference between superman and a black person? People actually like superman
Someone tell this bitch to stfu
.@shelbylynne74 @TigerClaud Real world evidence of this, please.
212 followers on gab, will this be enough to impress the grils?
when i was a child , i remember lying in bed with my eyes closed and waiting for santa to come . <repeat> then crying myself to sleep as he put his clothes back on and left .
Why did the Asian student not win the math contest? He was outsmarted by his brain tumor.
They are shutting down the government for some illegal aliens #dreamers who shouldn't be in this country in the first place.
j A friend of mine had a new car and brought it to jiffy lube and they forgot to put oil in it .
The perks of living in a small town is listening to the peace and quiet in the middle of nowhere &#128076;&#127995;&#128076;&#127995;#smalltownliving @arnett442
Open door pooping is too much for me. That's my private time. I don't want to share my private poop time with anyone!
Dark Humour is like a job Not everyone gets it
what did the african kid get for christmas aids
"RT @FemalesLikeUs: Horrific gaslighting. He appropriates ""mother"" while being a horrible father who posts porn &amp; his dick pics along s…"
It doesn't matter suicide rates are going up in Black communities, The race was killing itself anyway.
If you only followed me because of my videos (highly doubtable) I'm sorry I don't do that anymore :/
Somebody should post to FreeCompliments and see if they get any compliments
Lmfao right!..RT @kohkohbxtchzz: You knew you was sidechick. Stop hating hoe.
but you know whatever everything is my fault because i'm the fucking bad guy
You're pure comedy to the WNBA. @itsshaqhoe Not sexist but WNBA is pure comedy to me .
What's the best part about using a vegtible for sex?  they can't escape.
What's a balanced alimony/child support system would you recommend?
I fucked a spastic the other day. Suffice it to say she had a good time. There was saliva coming out of her mouth and she had a hard time getting her words out.
How are the Twin Towers similar to a lasagna? They both have ground meat at the bottom
why does beyonce sing " to the left , to the left " ? because black people have no rights .
Dropped all my hoes for someone. But was that a good decision ? Find out on the next episode of DragonBallZ &#128514;
what does a muslim do with their iphone <number> ? just kidding ! they prefer the note <number>
what ’s the hardest part of having sex with someone you love ? rigor mortis .
"Be nice to be nice" really just means "do shit for me, be happy to do shit for me, and don't complain when you get nothing in return"
How do you start a rave in Africa? You staple a piece of bread to the ceiling
Can't get over I'm seeing lil peep on Friday mad mad hell boiiii
Stop thinking they have to prove they self when they fucking with a community ass nigga Issa shooter
Lindsey Graham gives hope that incels can get elected for public office.
When I look at the Zimbawee 's Mugabe , I think `` Ape '' or `` Gorilla '' .
no sorry once again i tried to quote the comment i made in the previous post , i dont know how to do it my fault adam 88 : [ ] !!
You will have to get some space in your apartment. clear out a 6x6 foot space of floor and do floor exercises , stretch , do deep breathing , get a couple of dumbbells .
When i first met you i never thought i would fall for you, After i fell for you i never thought i would TANNER ForStarMusic TMI
"@salesforce I know it's easy to think names as first+last, but ""you can't create a lead without a last name"" ignores real world names."
@FoxNews Yes because the person we voted for is keeping his promises, in spite of the lefts resistance! # MAGA. today and 2020
why are women like clouds ? because they dampen your day when they 're around but once they 're gone the day is much better .
How did Jews save money on remote communication during WW2? They used smoke signals.
I think it is a bit late to think to look after the safety and the future of white people in South africa .
.@rickygervais You sick fuck, your jokes are as bad as your cat is ugly. (I am not doing this for retweet)
Telling potential artists that you have a pretty sizeable budget for commissions is both good and bad.
I am disgusted by the amount of white hate and brown love that teachers try to pump into my 16 year olds head .
why did they plant trees in harlem ? for free public transit .
I'll give it at other venues as well but have a nominal speaker fee to cover my time/travel/lodging.
I'm not going to screen you for STDs because you aren't really at risk as a lesbian. But then again, I don't really know how you people have sex.
I lived in texas when i was younger , i know how tough some things can get . `` rasslin animals '' is half the fun
#LNG market will get even more competitive &amp; price points will likely go lower given robust global gas supplies. #Gastech #natgas
Wow, you are getting pretty good at that thing.
"@Ian_Barnard watching you CREATE (to say ""write"" is like saying Warhol aww !) is like porn for me!!! Lol!"
i do this and the looks i get out of disgust are regular but i happily carry on walking and laugh them off , they think showing me a few pictures of negro kids on a poster without a burger is going to make me want to give money to them ?
Muslim invader are sub human Kill them God Forgives you for your service to humanity
whats a gay guys favorite restaurant? five guys
Why do Black people only have nightmares? Because the one with a dream got shot
I HATE WHEN NIGGAS PULL OUT GUNS AND DONT BUSS SHIT!!! #STOPPUMPFAKING2k17
And when they're all PMSing at the same time LOL @FSenkiw I'm not sexist, but I can't work with 5 female managers at the same time anymore
does god drink ? because i heard that if you go to his house in texas , you 'll get free shots .
i just went an bought a puppy for my son . <repeat> . <repeat> ut it died yesterday , and now i 've got this stupid puppy to care for .
What should you never give a dyslexic person for breakfast? Alpha-bits
That is why he is number one and can close a sale.
So a girl recently got braces and sees her dad's wheelchair outside which is odd. She then asks her mom what's for dinner. Then mom says, "Wanna try mashed vegies?"
I plan on going to work and making myself some money .
How to know if you are certified subhuman When you pose with a bunch of Stacies and Chad friends for a photo and the picture comes up with them with their one neanderthal pet, you know it's over.
Those men were obviously so brave and fierce that they instill fear in their commie enemies even when they are dead .
My friend came back from the doctors upset like "I've got HIV"  I said "You've got to stay positive"  Then I realised that's where the problem started
What’s the difference between a feminist and an infant? I’d fuck the infant
So the best I can do is just wait and hope for the best? I hate being in situations like this, I just want to know that she is safe...
Why is the camel called the ship of the desert? Because it’s filled with Arab seamen
Breaking the rules :) What happened to the turtle when it died?  It went to hell because turtles fucking suck
I suspect that Hillary Clinton was using the Awan brothers to spy on members of Congress in order to gather blackmail material for when she became president.
There should be a Brady Bunch funeral movie where they have a funeral for Alice,Mike and Carol who all die together in a horrible wood chipper accident 
jews what 's the best jew joke ever ? the holocaust
No you can't like him. It's the most disgusting thing to mix a Black and an Asian!
Ever since I've become a cop, I've had to deal with endless cases of rape victims. I mean, these women trust me too much with my uniform on.
Ant men activists get CAFE banned from Torronto pride through lying.
Are orphans allowed in a Family restaurant. I think you get it.
"Libyan government to investigate slave auctions in which African migrants are sold to the highest bidder" How come they're selling them in Libya when they're giving them to Europe for free?
9/11 couldn't have been an inside job The planes came from the outside
Ive been a cuck my whole life... Just found about this sub reddit recently, and my friend keeps telling me that I should go MGTOW, because I will never have a chance of getting a girl because I look like T-Bag from Prison Break, ever since my father held me I can remember this disgusted look on his face, even he knew I was a cuck, I think its over for me...
Okay. What's your point? [...] Views on religion are not a religious belief.
My mother said I need to stop tickling my brothers feet Said I had to wait till he was born first
A thousand head's cut clean across the hall from me the Reichs relentless blade thirsty and shining red this is a tarnished heirloom passed down through iron fist a shameful 🏠 of doom LEGACY of collapse built on a painful truth
Welcome to g a b I'm glad to be your first follower you're very beautiful like a princess hopefully you have a nice man who treats you well so your friend QANON Corparel JJ QANON Marine Geospatial intelligence Officer CIA is the swamp and CIA IS New world order crybaby faggets OSAMABAMAVICH BOO HIM
Corperal J.J here just because you can't see 25000 indictments fisa don't show up in DoJ files stay safe out there Patriots QANON
I hate to have our weaknesses With a living, but the idiot world from itself.
LMAO.. this is funny .. i dunno if they 'd pay attention to ya though .. are the WWF board all jewish ? lolz
Hi brothers and sisters , i live in wiltshire so if there is anyone else here from wiltshire let me know .
I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from cuba in a burlap sack
hello all , i have just found this site by accident and after reading lots of the posts i felt i had to join , my husband and i will be proud to be voting BNP as usual in the nxt election
Well i think that fact that they 're Muslims goes to show that Arabs must have colonised that land. and Intermixed with the Existing somalies ..
So weird how the word "cunt" is offensive in other countries, yet in this country it's a reference to somebody.. Like "who's this cunt?"
This is precisely the frustration that brings any White person round to white nationalism , so obviously you are in exactly the right place .
Are you white but wanna be black? Just follow the Jews footsteps.
Homeless Where do Western Hobo's go for food?  Food shelter   Where do Asian Hobo's go for food?  Dog shelters
It's not racist to call a black kid boy. Especially if you raped his mother and he's your son.
What did the nigger get on his SAT's? Watermelon Juice -Kevin Barnett
Y @MamtaYPatnaik y we never get vitharv dance performance? Don't u think that they r like dolls n they should dance together? &#128557;&#128591;&#128107;&#128131; dedo
Been dragged &amp; tossed a handful of y'all bitches in the dump . Washed my hands years ago &#128513;&#128514;&#129335;&#127995;‍♀️
What do blacks and this thread have in common? Both are gonna get locked up
why do nt jews like the internet ? because they always got roasted by nazis
So how much Indian ARE you? I mean, you don't look it.
Are you Sandy Hook? 'Cause I wanna shoot some kids inside you.
Hitler's birthday it's like, ironic and shit. Holy fuck, I can't believe twitter OKed that username and not "you're sexist as fuck"
What is that in the background, a giant lawn chair?
I'm Just Thinking About How Fucked Up im Finna Be This Weekend
Women Hate Men Who Care About Them It seems like they just want to be used because they like being dominated.
Tinham is not a true leftist, merely a crank who tags along with some of them.
Fake News = NYT Real News = Project Veritas  Any questions? 
It's the Marine Corps Birthday Tomorrow One former marine started celebrating early by buying a bar free shots.
I was banging this girl the other day and for some reason, the entire time she kept screaming “daddy!”  but I can’t blame a 6 year old for not knowing the difference between dad and uncle.
What an excellent book, reading it now and seeing clearly the cycles that repeat.
What if im ßlack? I should post comments then, how do they know im white?
Texan Mom Gets Revenge on Her Former Boss – Wipes 30 Yrs. of Wrinkles &amp; Dark Spots Away For FREE -… https://t.co/R6gYtK2WbZ
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
"RT @MollyQuinn93: I just looked up at my living room ceiling and laugh/crying said ""I am terrible at keeping my shit together"" *Everything…"
May a cock rash never find you and a fag never get behind you
I see that you are a White Patriot , from your other comments .
What’s the difference between a black jew and a white jew? Black jews sit in the back of the oven
How you get mad at me cause I'm wit somebody else ain't nobody tell you to go be a hoe wen I was wit you
Watching gaters confuse @ggautoblocker and @theblockbot while screetching at @popehat. just another morning. &lt;3
To kill time recently I've taken to standing in christian family book shops dressed as Jesus pretending I'm there for a book signing.
I got one during this last school year and I through it away .
It appears that once again Ireland has saved Europe and possibly the entire western world .
Allotment day postponed. &#128567; So depressing. I *need* to get stuff done god damn it. &#128557;
Listen, you're sexist. @TommyJohn15 Listen, I'm not sexist, but every dumbass driver I've crossed lately has been a female.
pm me or email me at boycottkosher@aol.com once i get enough money together ill be getting a car and ill be able to get to milwaukee quite easily .
Raping a stewardess at 30,000’... ... is just plane fucked.
You say you on my head, why you talking nigga? No bite all I hear is that barking nigga You hella soft like cotton you ain't rocking nigga
how absurd is the saying ''art is a way of survival'', don't you know artists, all they wanna do is die
Life RT @AC_Hussle: I'm not giving these hoes free meals so they can go lay up with the dude they can't get over. Nope.
Amazing how much your life can change when you let go of the one person who was holding you back the most. Truly happy.
I ate my wife alive! She liked it and we're both doing well, what did you expect, you pervert?
Trying press-on nails to manage my onychotillomania. How the fuck does anyone do anything with even two mm of nail?
What do bikes and black men have in common? The chain
I'm all for women's rights and freedom and whatever, as long as they still put out.
Since you guys are opposed to miscegenation , I wonder what you think of yourselves being mixed .
THANK YOU @CVSan for a super prompt large-item pickup! Now my neighbors won't have to look at my nasty old couch on the sidewalk all day. &#128513;
Its like a quiet room and your just happy you no longer see the issues but it will be the leftist hypotheses that regardless of seeing it or being there it now just something they have to accept is making moves and still exist in american and the world.😂😂 that the price of attacking freedom
Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere
Who would be interested in a multi-party attempt to regularly scatter red pills at conservative tree house?
So where do we from here? #Evelation2017 was epic! But now ask the Holy Spirit to marry His truths with our hearts, so we're more like Jesus
A gay guy, A black guy, and A Jew get hit by a bus They all appear in front of the gates of heaven. The Angel says. "Welcome to Heaven!" The three guys beg him for a second chance. The angel says,"I can only do it if you promised to give up what you love doing the most." The three men immediately agreed to do that.  Suddenly, they're on the street and the bus is passing by. They cautiously cross the street, and continue walking, until they come across a car which has an open window and a purse. The gay guy says to the black guy, "Don't do it man, you're stronger than that!" But he reaches in anyway. Poof! Black guy disappears.  They continue walking until the Jew comes across a penny. He bends down with the gay guy behind him. Poof! Gay guy disappears.
mist was live, still crying and feeling hurt after the fact @realmostack did show.. mo stack more like no stack&#128557;&#128557;
RT @itscoleharmon_: Guys at parties be screaming "these hoes ain't loyal" but they drunk &amp; cheating on they gf with a girl who look like Ra&#8230;
RT @ScottyRackss: My Wifi stronger then half y'all hoes relationships lol
have you been in studentski grad in Sofia , you should go and see young student girls from FYROM geting down with Bulgarians serbs and albanians get ur booty too VIKI RALEVA VELIKI BRAT ПС.ВО КУМАНОВО СЕКОЈА ВТОРА Е СО СИПТАР ХАХА
Koreans do anything to achieve their purpose. https://t.co/o5tT5nInny #Pakistan #UAE #Israel #Palestrina
Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI
Thanks for the plug John , closest group of NA to Kansas City I know of are some of us in Omaha and the St Louis Unit .
What do you call a white man in the ghetto You call him master
Why do black people have white on their palms and the soles of their feet? Everybody has a little bit of good in them.
Well we must send money so you can arm yourselves .
Fucking can't wait too see @Kid_Ink tomorrow in Newcastle! Eeeeek @lucyruddxo
Technically legal If you penetrate before she says no its technically not rape
season's greetings (unless you're jewish) Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, squirrels burning at the stove. Reindeer entrails splattered on my front tire, and your mangled corpse in the snow.
great posts. see how the media has been lying to us for decades about what actually happened and what it was actually all about .
What does the Ku Klux Klan and the Hood have in common? There are a lot of black people hanging around.
So my girlfriend refused to let me have sex with her but she didn't say anything when I put my dick inside her. Maybe because her mouth was taped.
What do you call a muslim that smokes pot Stoned
A police said Hi while i was watering the plants thankfully i didnt have my phone.
If you fail the first time, try, try again *Paratrooper*
claiming that everybody who doesn't trust Jews or doesn't like living around Blacks is, by definition, a NatSoc is just stupid  America was not a NatSoc Nation for the first 200 years yet those would've been typical American views
The red scum will never wake up , ignorant lefties fight for `` their class '' when their making a mockery of their culture and heritage . commie scum ..
Dear lord, when James goes to vegas can he hit for like a couple million, come back &amp; split it witcha girl, promise I'll give back &#128591;&#127998;
Noomf talks about how beyond Christian she and brags about it but boy the things all boys say about her &#128514;
what do you do when someone is having a seizure in the bath ? throw a load of dirty laundry in .
If I had a dime for every racist joke I told... Some black guy would probably rob me
"the most dangerous thing in the world is a young single male with no future"
I told my wife she would look better with her hair back I guess it’s considered an insult to cancer patients
.@Mich_McConnell It's fine, had the same argument 100s of times...you will eventually argue abortion has zero to do w/ having a kid or not
in <number> guido kratschmer raced in the olympic decathlon and won the silver medal . <repeat> he lost to a " girl " . what a fag .
NO HE IS NOT GONNA FUCKING DIE, NOT TEMPORARILY NOT EVER #TheOriginals
What's black and doesn't work Africa.  Also the 10 year old in my basement.
When all the technology starts fucking up ... don't get upset or frightened just know it's the end of this world as we know it
OR ALL THOSE TIMES@STEPHANIE YOU FUCKED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE @WWE SHOWS AND @PPVS WE ALL WORKED ON HARD BY CHANGING THE MATCHES
If you are American and say "spot on" you are most likely gay...
I’m starving and scared That I might offend Africans because I’m culturally appropriating them
I. Just. That finale was perfect. PERFECT. I AM CRYING I GOT WANT SO MUCH OF WHAT I WANTED &#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128149;&#128149;&#128149;&#128149;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557; #BlackSails
New temple coming in Pocatello, ID, my home town. How blessed we are for temples in the earth! #ldsconf
Compare your ideal woman to a drink, and then to food Joe says red wine and steak. Bob says coffee and blue berries. Joe asks how that is an ideal woman, Bob says “black and blue”
Well today in school i farted infront of my Jewish friend And when he looked at me i said sorry  Its a little gas it wont kill anybody
What did god say when he created the first black man? Damn I burnt one
"@LetThereBeTea ""Tetch...."" He muttered again, nudging her briefly ""Those two fellows have been glaring at us all this time"""
Don't mind how we strong racist Republican people enjoy our freedom of playing out or acting out as free as we want and do whatever we want as we vote for you to do the same but remember we all ready if you like to abuse our friendliness for such freedom #GodBlessAmerica
I think its funny , as a premed student there has n't been a black person within a hundred miles of any of my classes ever .
i had sex with a german sheperd
@michaeldbirch What else do you expect from that nigger lover?
Society owes me a wife I am entitled to a wife
To be honest I have not heard in yrs of any skinheads beating anyone up what a shame it should be an everyday event .
White babies are by far our nation 's most precious resource .
If UCONN somehow manages to win this game, they'd better erect a fucking statue of Gabby Williams in Storrs.
What do you call a special jew? Auschwistic
Know the best part about raping a midget? When they scream like a fucking child.
what s the difference between a black person and a colorful explosion in the sky ? fire works
If all these people are actually just immigrants seeking a better life and not invaders why do they act like an invading army
What do you call winning battle royale in China? Winner Winner Dog dinner
what do you call a muslim at a peace rally ? lost .
so the federal government said we are no longer allowed to call people from indiana " indianians " . <repeat> now we must refer to them as " indyots " .
Africanized bees are more aggressive than regular bees. Just like Africanized humans
We can work together and look after each other which blacks cant. We can think as individuals and do things because they are right and not because we are told to , which asians cant.
@AmyMek @steph93065 @DanaRohrabacher Obviously Rograbacher cares nothing about safety for the US! I feel sorry for his family!
Why do women only turn left? Because they don't have rights
Trying to read at least two novels a month at the moment and I'm debating if reading all the Alias volumes counts as one...
2 pitches into Nats game &amp; I'm already annoyed with Carp telling me speed of every pitch. Gonna be a long season
The Twin Towers were full of Nazis. They did Nazi the planes coming.
I pulled a sickie the other day one of the benefits of working at the hospital
which sex position produces the ugliest children ? go ask your mother . <repeat>
What’s the most common fish in the Mediterranean Sea? The Syrian refugee
Yall black ass hoes aint east African
Hoop dreams hands down. It may be dated but still a phenomenal film.
I do not blame you , Ottawa like all of our cities is a multicultural hell .
I'm not incel because I have a shitty attitude, I have a shitty attitude because I'm incel Get it right, normies.
"How can I help if she doesn't even try to explain what's ""the help"" she need &amp; let me translate her needs from screenshot of WhatsApp convo?"
How many jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.
Oh yeah! Guess who got laid and paid last night? I love being my neighbours' babysitter!
when does a jew fuck his wife ? when he finds a free condom .
99% of scientists can't explain why I look so cute right now even though it's 5am and I haven't slept
The worst thing a nigga can do is make his bitch look stupid
Hey im going to give you flu in a needle so you dont get flu..I wont get flu if people stopped fucking breathing their shitty needle crap
In fairness to Wenger, it's not like everyone has been saying Arsenal need a decent holding midfielder for about 5 years &#128064;
A complete list of positive things feminism has done for the Incel
whats the difference between a black person and a jew? Depends on the type of fire
what would be another name for black lives matter ? rise of the planet of the apes .
Are you a bummer tied to a tree? No?? BUMMER ON THE LOOSE!!
This attack on a young boy should be condemned by all who post on this site . it does n't matter if the lad is Catholic or Protestant such an attack has no place in any white communities .
I hate fake ass bitches if you don't like me just fucking tell me pussy &#128580;&#128580; don't let me be confused &amp; play mind games w me
see, if you're a misfit and feel out of place or you don't like how you look, it's okay 'cozsomeone will, but you need to love yourself &#127926;
Untold Murder is risible, mulatto perjurer trying to convince the audience he knows something as opposed to reading from a New Scotland Yard script. 
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
bad bitch in my passenger like bae please put tht gun away
Why are the dogs in china really fast? the slow ones were eaten
Reminder: /u/invisible2women is Gambler Right after deleting ANOTHER account he comes back to shit this place up...
You can't be a high school teacher. You're too pretty, so the boys won't respect you.
I am a landlord Every time I have someone who is at least a 7(male or female), I overcharge them on rent.
how do they know what shampoo everyone in the twin towers used? they found their head and shoulders everywhere
Look for more famous people who have been indictment watch out OSAMABAMAVICH we are on to your TREASON Muslim brotherhood
I kinda like the UK It’s the only arabic country that’s not at war
Chris Brown's music has a really good beat So does his right hook.
What's the Best/worst Spongebob quote to say in bed? ARE YA READY KIDS?!
"RT @theswordcom: .@doctorjasun to @BruceBeckhamXXX ""Suck my dick. Suck my dick. Suck my dick you fucking prick"" #gayporn @TitanMen…"
Why do shower heads have 11 holes? Jews have 10 fingers
Owens vs. Jericho is one of the most intense, one of the most longest built matches on this #Wrestlemania card. It shouldn't be on 2nd.
can bitches at least wait till it's their bday month to put that shit up? damm yall stingy
What are some good lines to start with on tinder, to get laid quickly and easily?
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the face
Why do hookers like blackjack Because they hit on 21, but always end up with 14
Why are people gay? Because they can't spell straight.
The punchline is “or is it just mine?” What is the best setup you can come up with?
What is the similarity between human and clothes? We prefer to buy the black ones.
What do you call an Hispanic group that targets black people? The Que, Que, Que
Dale didn't get to qualify &#128546; On the flip side, Kyle Busch didn't get to qualify &#128077;&#127995; #NASCAR #SilverLining
Yes the negroes have been busy the last few weeks but we have to expect it because nothing is being done to them when a crime is committed
500lvl Covenant University student dies because the school’s hospital had nothing in it https://t.co/gwLVP7VZtq https://t.co/cGwfjDkOop
I just became an approved submitter What does this mean?
I came a long way mentally, physically and emotionally; I be damn if some fuckers try to take that from me ✌️️
If you tell me to get one of those weird hexa things i will never talk to you again.
i painted my laptop black so it would run faster . <repeat> and now it wo n't work
Researchers found out the most important difference between humans and apes Apes lives in Africa
"She can't regret it afterwards if she isn't breathing."
In what fucking universe is that not a pen Atkinson
What have you got with a black up to his neck in cement? Not enough cement.
Have you guys heard of the stuntman KKKenivel? His most famous trick is where he tries to jump 15 black people with a steamroller
If one day you wake up as Chad, what would you do in order to become a successful person?
RT @fvckteej: I feel like eating pussy right fucking now
What's the similarity with beating my children and my meat I'm horny when I beat both of them
HELP URGENT Trying to convince my mom that there is a need for MensRights advocates, she is a strong feminist who believes, and I quote, 'It is okay for women to form exclusive cliques only for women because they are oppressed, it would be appalling for men to do the same'.
i got arrested for killing a black man . they charged me for impersonating a police officer .
People talk about how hard it is to be Black in America these days... But what about being white? Like fuck, we're actually almost on a level playing field. Our grandparents had it easy as shit. 
"@prisetski I'm just hoping that they won't just be like ""yo, fuck ur chicken strips"" and stop being my friend bc I won't pick sides????"
We separate our laundry into whites and darks right? So why not our schools?
why was james earl ray arrested ? he was shooting shit off a balcony .
I just sucked your dick for twenty minutes and you can't even cuddle me. I was the one fucked in this scenario &#128557; #unappreciated
this is the first time he's done this and i'm taking it too personally lol. poor thing doesn't know his momma is the literal Satan(TM)
Just played: Broken Into Better Shape.wav - GOOD OLD WAR -Tell Me What You Want From Me (Radio Edit) - unknown(unknown)
What's the difference between Jewish people and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp
Why don't Africans play on Minecraft servers? They're on the blacklist
Incels, stop referring to women as people They are sexual resources.
wanna be like hitler , but have no oven ? throw a penny off a cliff .
Hmmmm, he is really cute.......would make sense, he has great hair! 
Could do with a bit of luck in my life sick as fuck &#128580;
or when they hype him up just to diminish what the other boys are doing ?? FUCK YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm watching Kingdom Hearts BBS videos and ugh Terra makes me so fucking pissed
I was the child from hell , littlehatekitten and my son is one of the most well behaved children I have ever seen .
Black people are nothing like monkeys because at least monkeys are well behaved
Thou hast also given me the shield of thy salvation: and thy right hand hath holden me up, and thy gentlen…… https://t.co/jgCgImdkK5
you know what the best part about fucking a <number> year old girl is ? . <repeat> lipping her over and pretending she s a <number> year old boy .
What do you get when you combine rope with me A big fucking miracle
What do you call a burnt chicken nugget? A nigget
Dear Utah Polynesians: Again, stop acting black and speaking ghetto. Speak FOB, you ain't no ghetto niggaz.
What do you call a Muslim emperor? Napoleon Blownaparte
RT @mayadelphia: you're a fucking joke shut up https://t.co/ITRyd9oToc
Whenever I'm single I feel the desperate need to be with someone. You need therapy, and you need to build up your self esteem, cause currently you have none. [...] Put yourself first for once.
Why are black people so hard to find in a snow storm? Because no one's looking for them.
If I have to travel , I 'll backpack it .
To me anal is like a boxing match It's only fun if you knock her out and go till things get bloody
My wife has been in a coma for 2 weeks now and the doctors told me to expect the worst. So i’ve had to go back to the charity shops and get her clothes back.
"@Vodkantots I refer to them as, ""fucknutz"". As in, ""hey fucknutz it's a 4-way. Fucking go, now!"""
I'd say that nationalism is the most defining feature.
They can't figure out why shootings r taken place.All 1 has 2do is connect the dots.Provided 1's capable of knowing what the dots r.It starts w/a BreakDn of the US we made 4 400yrs;w/MexInvasion of CA in 1970's,Jobs 2CHN,by ACLU attacking the Bible that we've used 4 1,500 yrs as a guide=A war on us 
Good to see Wigan having faith in their kids. Unlike KC who would rather populate the team with average journeymen. #SLLeeWig
So blacks are the fastest runners and whites are the best swimmers, the polar ice caps are melting,   Evolution at work
Being a feminist can be so incredibly fucking lonely offline.
i knew a guy who died in a terrorist attack . <repeat> his last words were " allahu akbar "
These hoes gettin replaced soon as they start to fuck wit my cheques
dont know why posting anti Jewish stuff makes people feel better as they share recent main stream news & blame the Jews White supremacist dont seem too educated to express there own issues that they find themselves or even break away from there Jewish influence there many more issues then jews
i ca nt wait for harriet tubman to be on the $ <number> bill i can finally use black people as currency again .
What's black, white and rolls around on the beach? A black man and a seagull fighting over a chip.
This is not a joke... I think killing blacks should be legal.
In an effort to tie the thread back together ....
Normie sentiment: Sex between teens is good and healthy as long as it's premarital!
You're going by yourself because you have a problem you fucking loser.
Bet your waitin around for something that's not even ganna happen, when you could be at home with me &#128564;
I want to make bumper stickers that say ISLAM IS NOT A PEACEFUL RELIGION and sell them.
Whats white and gets darker by the day? -Europe.
You do’t want to be one of these posers that buys a fucking 5D MK.III and L Lenses just to take pictures of their sneakers. *CRINGES*
What do you call an orgy of retards? Veggie salad.
There is no place in the Kingdom of Heaven for race traitors.
How does a Mexican family take a photo together? They get in the back of a truck and run a red light.
the entire system of classes are a marxist invention. the judeo-bolsheviks are using this to divide our society. in other words ' Divide et impera ' .
In the UK we go to New year countdowns for shots and fireworks In America we go to school
How do Jews celebrate Christmas? They install a parking meter on the roof.
I like my grilled cheese like how I like my Vietnamese villagers. Yellow and Melted.
you know it’s ogre when your 11 year old stepsister has had more conversations on the phone with friends than you have had in 20 years and has more contacts  I have 7 contacts including family and former employers  kek
Dat bitch a Thot
I went there as a kid and it was great .
Just smile for me baby, let me see that pretty smile.
How many Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb? None, he tricks the media into doing it for him.
I got this homeopathic type medicine in the organic section at Fred Meyer and it worked better than all other medicines for Aiden
Thanks to all my followers for helping me hit 300 score!
It's October babe, you don't have to be a hoe anymore.
Whats the hardest bit about eating a vegtable? The wheelchair
मानस एकम् वाचस एकम् कर्मण एकम्। महात्मनाम् ॥ Thoughts, Speech & Actions - Unity/Consistency of these makes a great man. 
“Any society which suppresses the heritage of its conquered minorities, prevents their history or denies them their symbols, has sown the seeds of their own destruction.” Sir William Wallace, 1281
daily dose of dark jokes <hashtag> <number> ( <number> / <number> / <number> ) what 's white on top and black on the bottom society .
Everyone follow @NickJFuentes, the man ensuring Gen Z gets off of soy and on red pills.
I dont want to stay young forever b’coz if I do, I won’t be having my best dream which is to grow old with you. #ALDUBKSGoesToUS
When I was younger I used to think I'd always be happy and never turn out like other people do. But now I'm just not who I used to be.&#128531;&#128531;&#128531;
acmc_clock_amer: #Uranus is now (13h28m01s UT) rising at 23°37'35.3'' #Aries conjunct #ascendant at Denver, USCO
o___O Im gonna see if i can get them on my kobo . .... damn nope .
what do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus ? i do n't know but it 's damn good at picking cotton .
The fact that Taehyung drops this high level vocabulary words out of nowhere makes international armys feel so out of their territory
Why are black men so fast? Cause they already caught the slow ones...
Dam near ready to go join the military I'm tryna slide to Syria &amp; purge on some shit for a few years
i use it as way to intimidae jew to show them that there are still people who are aginst them it did originate in Roman it was called the wariors salute
trump has been fucking toxic from the start and you fucks who voted for him are just NOW seeing this? IT TOOK YOU THIS LONG #PrayForSyria
He had all this time to become legal citizen should have took his family with him... don't feel sorry them at all...#NO DACA DEAL
All I've been thinking about lately when William deploys for a year I don't know how I'm going to do it....
LOLOLOL @manorwood97 @karlmalonee @karlmalonee I'm not sexist but it's always the females that expect you to read their minds Lolol
These guys took offence earlier because I said "midget" instead of "little person". I was forced to restart my story. I said, "OK, so I was fucking this dead little person..."
I could never be a liberal because I'm positive my head won't fit up my own ass.
When you just realize you brought everything for your camera BUT the damn lenses. Stupid blown
My brother was my favorite vegetable After the car accident
If Chris took my phone during a show I would fucking mummify the phone.
I just saw that 3 people requested that I update my Amazon Wish-List. Hm. I usually only use it to track things I plan on buying eventually.
when corey haim was young . <repeat> . <repeat> is ass was so shiny that you could see a sheen on it .
why were <number> negros sterilized ? because it was a year between <number> and <number> in north carolina and they were deemed mentally ill or mentally deficient .
what do you call a mentally handicapped jew ? aushwistic .
I can care less who 's better then who .
I read recently in cold black and white print that there was around 10,000 nigerians in Ireland ... Now you say close to 300,000 ????!
This why I am the way I am bc mfs is out of this world retarded &#128514;&#128514;
Why are jews ok with holocaust jokes? Because they're used to being roasted
How do you know if your dick is big? When she starts screaming “nooo please stop raping me”
Although we have slight variances in our position here I want to thank all the posters who have kept this thread civil .
Me:: Hi, I'm _________. Non-Korean person:: Are you Korean?? Me:: ....... Yeah."" Person:: I LOVE Korean dramas and k-pop! Then, I am excitedly told a list of all the favorite Korean actors, dramas, and singers. I'm not into the Korean dramas nor the k-pop... still don't know what she was raving about.
It's just so sad. It's like... how can they even begin to think about gender when they have all of this class stratification. I can't imagine what it would be like to that kind of division in *our* society.
Trump and hitler are similar but Atleast hitler knew when to kill himself
this shit terrible. but god got me so i'm never worried.
Baraghan in the sun team of the year makes me shit my pants laughing!!! Shocking!!! #UTB @boro
I honestly hate Indians , Muslims , really anything with brown , black or yellow coloured skin I hate .
Agreed, The Blacks and Hispanics should have their own school only for them and have worse education than the children whites like that might not compete with our children whites .
I don’t have anything against black people If I had money I’d buy one
I like my women just like my meat Beaten.
What’s the best kind of punch to use on a first grader? A Sandy Hook
@NYRKelsMads  Dat damn dog eats betta den most colored folk do.
Why do epileptics bexome atheists in December? Because they found out that "Jesus is the reason for the seizin'"
What's the difference between a black person and a chicken? One's free range
Fat hoes on Twitter calling themselves Barbies, bitch you ain't no damn Barbie you a damn care bear.
My dad has always told me back in his day you had to walk uphill both ways through a foot of snow to get to school That ain’t nothing. My generation has to walk through open fire.
I love the Legend of Zelda games. Name the games after the girl so she feels important, but has next-to-no involvement whatsoever in them.
Going shopping with my mom today. It's going to be another beautiful spring day. I have the weekend off. I'm excited &#128522;
Guys ( and gals ) , just wanted to say : there are few things more entertaining than watching you do another arrogant negro poster .
what 's the difference between a boko haram training camp and a nigerian refugee camp ? i do n't know , i just fly the fighter jet .
it's a shame that some folks can't act like they got a little bit of sense
I was renting a bedroom in a nice house within walking distance of Race Street light rail station in San Jose for $600 a month back in 2005 - now I'd be shocked if it wasn't at least double that.
Why Do Dads Have To Apply For Parenting Orders But Moms Don't Have To?
What do you call a Jewish pokémon trainer? Ash
Niggers pulling up in new whips these days. Back in my day, we used to hit them with 'em.
i 'm a muslim man with a muslim wife . <repeat> . <repeat> he other day my wife called me a paedophile , so i said " that 's a big word for a five year old "
TIL that an admission of guilt weighing heavier than accusations in the Cosby rape case is evidence of rape culture
Guys I have a question: when a gay couple gets married Who makes the sandwiches?
Yes, I saw a news broadcast and their ethnic background was a foot note , quickly adding that this kind of abuse happens in all communities .
What's the best thing about being Ethiopian? You won't have to be for very long.
If you're a 7-8/10 minority, you can't even compete with 5-6/10 white guys Honestly, if you're a minority incel, suicide is the better option.
i 'll be fucked . <repeat> . <repeat> f this rape whistle does n't work .
What do you call a black man left hanging? a lynching victim
what 's the difference between batman and a black man ? batman can go to the store without robin .
My take on twitter's safety update: propaganda. Doesn't give clear info on what these new actions are.
What do you call the last virgin in Afghanistan? The fastest goat in the country
Patriots, we must not rest, we must not relax and assume things are going to be ok, we must fight and fight until we KNOW they are ok. Then we must fight to make sure it stays that way.. the world wants to devour us, the old ways of complacency are over 1776 part 2 john 3:16
Removing harassing subreddits we arnt getting axed yet,  but it looks like we may get some sights  on us
If black men screwing white people is called blacked, what is muslims screwing white people called? London.
Worker: Thank you , I took a note of all that information and will use it to the best of my ability .
The French martial art would be Savate , something I 've not heard about for decades .
What's the difference between a pimple and a priest? A pimple doesn't come on your face till your 12 years old
/u/subreddit_llama made it to her mission to bully nice guys
why do black people take so long to check out at the grocery store ? mixers in one transaction , booze in the other
Going to buy some timbs, Air Force 1s, other Nike shoes and idk. I feel the need to expand. OK goodnight for real now
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What’s the difference between a women and a computer You can punch information into a computer
i think i need to find a new girlfriend she is starting to learn to talk now
If Donald Trump arms do ukrainians with Javelin missiles surely Vladimir Putin will do the same with North Korean and give them missiles S500 air systems are far more advanced than our planes are
Both of these organizations have been created to address different aspects of very real problems that affect all of us.
i named my son michael simon albert timothy charles brian kevin andrew nicholas frederick anthony donald victor alfonse lawrence theodore stephen william jacob alexander richard benjamin arthur daniel aidan lucas john oliver david sebastian henry ryan julian evan cameron dominic leonardo . <repeat> . <repeat> ut the little fucker still did n't drown at the christening .
what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection ? a quarter pounder with cheese .
I kind of think you're sexist. @kawaiichristi I kind of think women shouldn't be cops or be in the infantry. #notsexist
You Know it's Bad When You're Reading "My Twisted World " for the 3rd Time Ffs, it really IS over.
50 days until @LindsayMBKSM &amp; I move downtown ❤️&#128522; so many exciting things happening in these next two months!
I have always had the best results when I have teachers that are like me .
What do you call a nigger with half a brain? Gifted.
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.  How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex? Call and tell her about it.
We have a #competition running over at Delve to celebrate the new #kickstarter Check it out below #boardgames… https://t.co/P5hR6HN9jC
Mr.Ollsson,has it occurred to you that the only reason the nordic women you are so fond of are so attractive is because their fathers were smarter than yours.Think about it !
Why is bottom of the ocean so dark? Coz niggers can't swim
If A Femoid Calls You "Entitled" For Wanting A GF It's Projecting The femcunt probably can't stand going a mere week without sex and thinks it deserves to have a superChad.
Where did Suzy go when she got lost in the minefield? Everywhere.
Women are like nicotine : you don't actually need one to live but it FEELS like you need one to survive.
what s the difference between a gay guy and a freezer ? the freezer does n't fart when you pull the meat out .
Female friend:: Let's go to this place for lunch. Male friend:: No! That place is gay! Female friend:: Well the cafeteria is gayer. Male friend:: No it isn't, the other place is totally gay. (after realizing I was there) Male friend:: Well, you know we're not homophobic. I meant gay as in stupid, not homosexual. I'm a 21 year old lesbian who just came out. Annoyed that my friends couldn't hold back their homophobia.
Oh, did I mention that I'm finally going to see @duranduran on Saturday after 33 years of #fandom? Because yeah, I am. #DuranDuran
What dose a peodofile and a gatarist have in common They both finger minors
The opposite of being far right is to be way wrong.
Since Harriet tubman is on the 20 dollar bill now, is it worth 3/5 of a 20 now?
I do n't know how true this is , but I 've heard to pick number two for french because they speak better english than picking one for english and getting who knows what pretending to speak English
I cant get my head around the big picture of why we are involved .
My name is Jafar I come from afar I have a bomb in my car Allahu Akbar 
@zakubot Omg shes so fucking THIRSTY for me &amp; i find it so unattractive when people are that dehydrated
Did you know there's an equation to calculate the rate of Jews who left concentration camps? Chimney length vs. wind speed.
we always have to wait 5ever for new music from @YFNLUCCI but i swear it's ALWAYS worth it . #LongLiveNut &#128588;&#127998;❤️&#128526;
And I also hope that thing like that is not gonna happen with our brothers from Belarus and Ukraine , who are also working illegaly on construction jobs .
SIR. PLEASE go text your Mexican bitch, because I'm not Finna deal witcho childish ass &#128514;
twitter now has a super lockout feature apparently, they lock you out and clim yu can still dm but you cant, very odd, explore this feature by calling jack dorsey a cunt.
a muslim couple just got married it is working out well enough , but the husband will not let his wife drive for at least <number> years . one day the wife go 's up to him and asks why she must wait such a long time . he replies " oh well , to get your drivers licence in this country you must be <number> years or older "
I like to sweat while I sleep. I've decided I need silk sheets, they wick &amp; absorb much more pleasantly. May need a cotton double bag.
Nice try, I have the same right to speak as you. @1ShadeOfRitch THEN MOVE 2FUCKING MARS CUZ IM ALWAYS GONNA BE HERE SAYING WHAT I GOTTA SAY
what is the difference between a black person and a bench ? at least a bench can support a family
I thought you meant MC, and I got excited in a different way. 
They gotta lock EVERY fucking lock. They got a metal door that squeaks when it closes, and a bell that dings when the front door is opened &#128580;
Truly sad that we 've decreased education standards to make minority students more successful .
Why does the top of Everest look like a trash dump? Everyone leaves a flag, and a body
You should be a fashion major.
hello my name is shane i live in eka i like to surf talk be around kids enjoy people the arts have fun camp fish love my mom have a few close friends but a big support system i go to cr its good i like it also if you need more write me back
I noticed that when really dumb redditors try to troll but don't know how they always include "hahaha" in their posts Hahaha, you guys are pathetic.
Men, what does being a man mean to you personally?
i honestly dont know what my eye color is ... they look green , but at times grey or dark blue .. sucks i cant determine my actual eye color .
I would' nt even consider these knackers/pykies as Irish as they have no respect for their race or loyalty to Ireland and should be put down like the dogs they are .
FAST F - FACE: Has it fallen on one side? A - ARMS: Can they raise them? S - SPEECH: Is it slurred? T - TIME... to get her knickers down. The rohypnol has kicked in.
Boi some people in the stranger things fandom are so racist, I would appreciate if y'all would keep the n word out of your fucking mouths
when asked if he raped <number> people , bill cosby said no . <repeat> but he really meant yes .
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Because he didn't have a neck to hang himself from
Haha my friends are going Coldplay concert later. I looking at their ig pic. You all better go wild later. XD
You know, Fortnite actually reminds of school You hop out the bus and shoot everyone you see.
And another video of another demonstration about a month previously that saw several antifa protesters hospitalised .
I was sitting next to some really hot Thai girl on the bus today. All I could think to myself was,  "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection!"   But she did. 
why did the cat do a shit in my dressing room, on the cream carpet! BAD CAT!
Another advantage of being a female: getting by with your looks
Everyone is so politically correct these days... You can't even say "black paint!" You have to say "tyrone can you paint that wall please?"
I've followed Mr. Kievsky 's adventures through VNN for the last couple years .
why should you never marry a jewish woman ? when dinner time comes , they 're too scared to get near the oven
Forced anal sex is a lot like delivering a baby It's a bloody awful mess.
Give me my respect I fucked you bitch and got that neck
What was the KKK cosmetologist thinking about? You know, getting rid of black heads.
Surely, there 's middle ground between completely anonymous keyboarding and losing blood ?
If @TabTeamRacing Blue beat @EUSC_sailing Black in the final it'd be a record-breaking 4th year @TabTeamRacing have won #BUSATRFinals !
Why don't Asians like Monopoly? They can't buy any of the corners to turn into a shop.
is cystic fibrosis like yolo ? <allcaps>
Am apreciat un videoclip pe @YouTube, https://t.co/duiKbjdUmO DVBBS &amp; CMC$ ft. Gia Koka - Not Going Home (Mesto Remix)
what is a muslim 's favourite band ? the taliband , their performances always blows the audience away
The fly on the wall, By the stairs, down the hall Is a drone with a camera, Making a visual phone call.
Some of y'all lives don't even be bad..y'all jus either ungrateful or just don't know how to put things in perspective
All you muzzy lovers need to do one thing. Tell muzzies in the mideast to leave Israel alone. Don't start no shit won't be no shit. #Israel
You can tell when a girl genuinely showing her nigga off &amp; when a girl posting shit to prove sumn after she took him back for cheatin
"Red Pill" cuck gets used for money on a date, writes a field report on it lmfao
It's cold as hell in here. I just turned the heat off and it's like it was never on!
I predict a new substitute for toilet paper will enter the US marketplace in 2018.
Their brains have never developed so they think there still in the wild jungles of Africa .
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's put in the oven.
i will personally fight anyone who thinks its jihoon fault for china line / joshua or literally member that doesnt get as many lines
No more hoes n oz
Yea I see ya hoe
uh @TommytheTank3 @SaintMarche whatever about a man (sorry im not sexist) but a woman should never let herself go...
What's the most dangerous rally on earth? Driving a food truck across Ethiopia.
I don't understand why QWOP is so difficult Aren't black people meant to be good at running?
What happens when God lowers the graphics and increases the difficulty ? We all turn black.
lol, that chick from last night is still raging about me blocking her, i guess.
@ICBC_World214 that hoe out now
F-K-G Leftists want to destroy every single institution that makes America the country that she is.
Sometimes I think I enjoy gay sex... But that's just the French in me
Females are far more likely to loudly boast about their mental problems for attention while men commit four times as many suicides
Why is religion so against gay marriage? Because the gayest thing that should happen in a church should be between a priest and his choir boys
"Google Home to me this morning: ""Just remember, it is April 1st, so there are many people out to fool you today. Stay vigilant."" &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;"
I am now watching wadhwa be "very disappointed" in the EFF. Jesus. Is that his standard line for every male that doesn't agree with him?
cooking is an important skill . cook for an african man , and he will be hungry for a day less . cook an african man , and all the nearby african men will be hungry for a day less . -- some tribe leader
And now people are threatening the Gotham twitter, I'm done. This fandom is too goddamn disgusting.
Hitler opened a restaurant, what did he called it? Kentucky Fried jews.
"From 1480 to 1913 European Queens waged far more wars that European Kings" [xpost: r/history]
Everybody want a wedding ring, but these bitches be fucking on everything...
So my advice to Madridistas is enjoy any titles we win this season because we are in for a very trouble filled summer and next season.
On god I ain't never wanna plex with lil bro them at all I ain't scared to squabble nobody I just refuse to fight a nigga I had love 4 &#128175;
This hoe straight up disappeared on me, like where did you go ?
I really don't wanna be alone with me Everybody's leaving and I just can't stand myself.
HI im looken to recrute and i dont know anything bout how to so I was wondering if anyboby can help me out .
Some twoliners about Ethiopia Why did the Ethiopian mother span dental floss across the desert?   So her children could play in the shade for once.  How are barcodes actually made?   By photographing Ethiopian families.  And What do the numbers at the bottom of a barcode mean?   How many Ethiopians are standing there.  What's considered to be the most dangerous ralley on earth?   Through the Ethiopian desert in a food cart.  How do you recognize a rich Ethiopian?   His belt is a Rolex.  How do you get 100 Ethiopians into a schoolbus?   Throw a grain of rice inside.  How do you get them out again?   You can't, they are overfed.  Which place in Ethiopia has the highest population density?   Wherever the wind blows.  What do you call a vomiting Ethiopian?   Show-off  The Red Cross once sent piles of medication to Ethiopia, for humanitarian aid. Why were they never touched?   They said: "Take them after each meal."  How do you make Ethiopians rave?   Nail a piece of toast to the ceiling.
Yay!!! That was fun. Y'all had me cracking up...when I wasn't crying, that is. Lol. Thanks, #XFRewatchCrew. See ya next week! #tbtXFiles
Why do the white kids only shoot up schools? cuz all the black kids shot each other
God please bless with wisdom the judge and jury against this group of thugs that they all might be hanged .
A reminder to white incels: this is how the majority of norms think
RT @B1B_Lancer: Cue the liberal left's Uncle Tom attacks against Tim Scott in 4...3...2... #tcot #teaparty #GOP
What did Hitler tell the jews when they can't solve a riddle. take a gas
RT @LifeAsABabe: be a girl with a mind, a princess with class, &amp; a bitch that doesn't give a fuck. &#128081;&#9996;&#128139;
Having sex with german girls is weird They keep screaming their age for some reason.
What's Hitler's favorite time of the year Gas season
Daily reminder: People are having sex all around you, excluding you as always The girl of your dreams is probably being pounded by chad(s) and if she even considers you, she will be past her prime and just want you for your money.
is the glass half full or half empty ? i really do n't know , because there 's different ways to look at it : - optimism : the glass is half full . - pessimism : the glass is half empty . - feminism : the glass is raping me .
As a Punk Drummer and formally licensed black church preacher? can only report Netflix Left Behind series, has nothing to do with #jesus
i hope the government shuts down and this time for like a month or something
RT @ceoo_97: &#8220;@POSlTlVEVlBE: a loyal girl truly does come with a smart mouth &amp; arguments,only a hoe will let you do as you please cause she&#8230;
Why do they let Barkley talk on TV. He sounds like an idiot
me: do you know who the latest power rangers are from? kids: YES, 2A7! (Their own class) me: /rofl SHUDDUPP
I hate when females say they weird just because a nigga say he like weird girls. Bitch no you not. You just like everybody else &#128580;
why do mentally disabled women have short hair ? i 've seen women with only slight mental disorders still have their hair kept no longer than an inch or two . is it to make hair management easier or what ?
Wells Fargo on Tuesday said it has fired four current or former senior managers amid the U.S. banking giant's internal investigation of a
when bitches change and start acting like the nigga they with &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;
I can't tell you how many times I've been asked if I speak Spanish and if I am Dominican while I'm Punta this week&#128514;
well since we have all of us from phoenix lets exchange numbers and meet up dont laugh at the email addy it was a joke hehe pure _ tattooed _ white _ trash@yahoo.com
Friend set me up on a blind date. It was awful. The girl ended up being a burn victim by the end of the night.
I kinda reallllllly want a magnetic implant in my fingertip now.
It's been brought to my attention recently that I 've overlooked this one .
What like advice would you give someone in their early 20's? by Lukasz Laniecki https://t.co/rfxnvMLg6x
I cant explain the feeling I when I come home and see my piano, it's the only thing that dosen't stress me out.
does anyone know if she's alright?
Thank you my friend for posting on our section ...
Why didn't any Jew survive Auschwitz? Because they heard the gas being used is expensive and they can have it for free.
Why is easy listening music so hard to listen to?
put the kids in a ophanage and arrest the whore of a mother to a point of not having more biracial kids 8 kids have to suffer all their lives to due a whore
I was so afraid of them finding the audios! Fuck allkpop !
Whites in all their glory against impossibly large hordes of non-whites .
She thought you were wonderful and not as fat as everyone had told her.
Why do black people score lowest on the IQ test? IQ tests are made for humans, not monkeys
TBP only knows how to insult MRAs because they can't carry out a reasonable argument on why they think this is a bad post.
the Marriott Resort, Sundowners, Senor Frijoles, Jimmy Johnson's Big Chill and the Caribbean Club
if any one has any info on the austin texas band Straight Laced any info please contact me at skinranger@yahoo.com white power 88
"RT @Edgemonsta: ScoMo: Shorten needs to explain his ""budget deficit"". Dickhead! You are the fucking treasurer. ALP is not the government. #…"
Should I be nervous the Globe just released a Florida edition that the Bruins have made the playoffs?
It was put there in just the last few hours .
Some lying ass hoes lol
You've told us all we need to know about yourself by throwing around the word autist (which isn't an actual word, btw) as if it's an actual insult. If you actually believe that being autistic is some sort character flaw or insulting epithet, I have zero compunction with concluding you are a truly terrible human being.
“I think a lot, but I don’t say much.” ~ Anne Frank But lately she’s been proven to have not said anything for almost a century
Turn up your hearing aid? A thought @C_tWINO I'm not sexist but it's nearly impossible to listen to a girl talking about football on ESPN
Also, I can't imagine anything more counterproductive than getting into fights with shit-tier niggers and other diversity when those aren't the people who have socially engineered the destruction of your homeland.
We are unworthy of love Just learn to deal with it or something I guess, IDK you just aren't deserving of it like more attractive people are so learn to live life without it idk hahahahahahahaha I wanna die why won't anyone love me :_:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice.
What's something you can say to your dad while having dinner or sex? Can I toss the salad this time?
What do apples and black people both have in common? They both hang from trees
My girlfriend's dad said if I beat him in an arm wrestle that we could have sex. He's the funniest bilateral amputee I know.
My wife is a real treasure I hid her under the gazeebo, hope nobody finds her.
With the polarization and hate I'm seeing, it seems to me that there are a lot of people that are going to die soon.
Wanting to meet MRAs in the Perth metro region If there are any MRAs who would like to meet up in Perth (WA), please drop me a line on secretdiaryofchristinaheaslet@gmail.com
derby day!! get me too anfield &#128074;❤ up the fucking reds
Finally something positive I found of the Ethiopians HIV
Now this is something. I want onew n minho to have dogs n all their dogs to take a family picture. https://t.co/6hk2ttPdoN
What is the difference between a Muslim refugee and E.T. E.T. Learned to speak English and wanted to go home
did you hear about the ariana grande benefit concert ? [ removed ]
i woke up after dying satan told me that i will be sent back to earth since its the worst punishment
I hate The fucking police and I hate the attitude that they have a soon as they fucking speak to you
#morningjoe #TheView #justsaying if Susan Rice had clearance to 'unmask' @JoeNBC is OK; did she distribute info to uncleared persons is Q &#129300;
Life is like a box of choclate It dosent last as long for fat people
A Jew walks in to a bar And then the metal door closes behind him
Trump’s trust is a sham, he can withdraw money from it anytime without disclosure. Why we need to see his tax returns, esp. 2017 next year.
what 's the difference between jake paul and hitler ? hitler knew when to kill himself .
" you dodge a bullet " &#128517; &#8220;@DaRealKha: "All da bitches I cut off pregnant or bound to be ....thank God &#128591;"&#8221;
I reported a video on YouTube for animal abuse My report got rejected; it was footage of a black man being beaten
why do jews get circumcised ? jewish women wo n't touch anything that is n't <number>  off .
Question for people who use "cuck" as an insult When you use the word cuck to insult someone (for example I have seen this word used against someone who stated he supported feminism), do you realize that no one (I'm talking 95% of people IRL) actually think the word is even an insult?
Yea, but Hill can't touch what Hester did as a returner. Hester just didn't have the smarts to play on offense.
I had some “Muslim Fried Chicken” the other day. It was exploding with flavour.
me: my phone was off for 5 hours and I had one snapchat my sister: phone off for 5 hours also, had 28 snapchats
Rape is not a synonym for "depleted." @Aarcayne Just raped my bank account with tuition.
How much does it cost to enter the Boston Marathon? An arm and a leg.
I filled my water bottle with ice cold water so I could hug something cold. It's been a ruff night lol
what is the war for the planet of the apes about? i don't know, but by the sounds of it, those damn niggers are starting wars again
Pretty sure Richard Gilmore is Cracker von Patriarch.
We Get To Fuck The Prettiest Lol Always Wanna Post This
what subreddit should i post on other than this one, i need a good subreddit
I'm fucking crazy, but I am como las gallinas, soy una mujer libre
A cripple walks into a bar. Just kidding, no he doesn't.
If we each spend three hours on this we will be the talk of all of the news stations .
what do you call a bitch that is also a nut ? a pea - cunt .
Has proven very difficult to nail the slimy bastard Obama. Thats why the are blocking Sessions. Trump will get it done, and justice done
this isn't about Capitalism vs Socialism i don't give a fuck anymore this is about racial survival  if fucking Full Communism prevents White Genocide by making us so poor nobody wants to immigrate here, then i'm for Full Fucking Communism  Bring it on it appears to have saved Eastern Europe
what 's the difference between a bag of shit and a nigger ? the bag
I clean my own toilet as for public toilets and such there is no dirty work there it is an Economical contribution 2508
Good news! AIDS is no longer the leading cause of death in Africa! Seems like they're finally starving before a mosquito can bite them.
Most white kids i know believe they are superior and they freak out whenever a black guy is fighting a white .
I feel so bad for you. Your hair will always look like a bad perm.
There is Child in every one of us Even 14y old Daughter has one
The old school is sexist. @_BryanCaban I'm not sexist Im just old school
Ever since I became a cop I have to deal with rape victims on a daily basis.    Apparently women trust you much more when you wear a police uniform.
I hope he realizes that “HEAVEN” has a WALL and will VET him.
What’s the best thing about fucking a 5 year old girl? You can flip her over and pretend she’s a 5 year old boy.
"""i wouldn't have came here if you didn't post that ugly ass selfie."" BUT YOU STILL HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON"
"RT @cocosbentmind: Muslims in Germany chant""Adolf Hitler""&amp;""death to Jews""as they Nazi salute. Ironically side fighting this hate in U.…"
Not just encouraging but actuallly paying them bonuses .... so a black managers in state service gets his bonus determined on how few white employees he has
If you hate me over a nigga seek help Bitch&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#129318;&#127998;‍♀️
I like husband in a decent pair of jeans , a well fitting shirt , and a pair of boots ...
Should i live a lie or the reality The meds are not the truth they just give me fake reactions to stuff it is better to be angry and depressed without them then live as a drugged up monkey constantly.
Note: Khorasan is the old Arabic name for parts of Iran, Afghanistan. Not an invention of modern Jihadis. #justsayin
Whens the last time i female voluntarily interacted with you For me its been at least 5 yrs but probably more like 10 or more
While shallow and ineffective, the trolls are amusing here.
We don't keep eating utensils in the car.  That's what FAT FAT FAT people do.
I didn't know that such a dark girl could be pretty.
Oh my god! Wow. Just. Wow! That's really unbelivable, I never would have guessed!
on a scale of <number> to <number> how much do you love children ? hollywood
I have a couple black friends Whenever they say,"I'm not your friend," I just whip them.
I dont know what's worse? The fact my wife found me having sex with our daughter Or that the abortion clinic let me bring her home with us!
Virtually all of those rapes are committed by non-whites .
She been a hoe all summer but soon as the fall weather hit she'll probably forget about all that and be a good girl again. That's the cycle
Someone just tweeted their dismay at why a prof of Islamic studies was chosen to head jamb. I can't stop laughing.
If that was your DNA test results you posted , and if the methods of the particular testing company are reliable , then your dark coloring may be coming from these components :
dude i vividly remember this book cover but forgot the title &amp; actual plot how the fuck do i go about finding it
How many shots does it take for a black guy to tap out? Twenty, apparently
It might surprise you that I a geospatial intelligence officer voted for Donald Trump Marine Geospatial intelligence Officer QANON
Meatless Mondays are a healthy addition to your week - the issue is just convincing your husband!
My father was born in Germany My mother 's parent 's moved from Ireland .
sluts dont have hormones they have whoremones
Where do people in China buy their groceries? Pets at Home.
They're not even that valuable. That whole page cost me less than $50 bucks which is what lots of those games went for when new.
Well...the recent news about shariff Floyd may change our draft plans a little bit. #Vikings #InjuryBug
When ldaring becomes normal u know u have fcked up
So, uh, thanks for the free advertising!
The Jews use to laugh They thought it was just a joke They're not laughing now  -Adolf Hitler
What’s the only good thing the North Americans have ever done? Form NAMBLA
The funny thing about conversing with kikes is once you've mastered seeing through their deceptive jewspeak you quickly realize that whole high iq thing is largely a myth
i cant grow a beard do i have low testosterone or something  my dad can grow a beard and the brothers of my mother can grow a beard too, i am 19 years old btw
There are normalfags who seriously think this is idealistic scenario to end up in
what 's the difference between a pizza and a baby ? i do nt fuck my pizza before i eat it
New account @ifb2 follow who is in my profile &read directions 2 GAIN Real followers daily
I don't have a wife she my bitch for the night. If she was catching bodies then it might be alright
I've decided to keep a spade in the boot of my car... If I get stuck in the snow the cunt can get out and push it.  ____________  Credit: r/sickipedia
Time has never gone slower than when you are rolling up your window as a bee is trying to flying in &#128029;
I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and put in the freezer.
Thanks terrible @UPSHelp for failing to deliver yesterday, and delaying my Mic till Monday. You don't run on Saturdays I guess. #FAIL
the recent terrorist attack in france could n't have happened to nicer people
The barman says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here.”  A time traveler walks into a bar.
They're going to have to build a data center in Utah just for the sex offenders registry if this keeps up.
what 's the difference between harry potter and jews ? harry escaped the chamber
What does a banana and chicken have in common? They're both eaten by monkeys
Behold, incelbros: I'm cucking the enemy!
Most tellingly of all, hashtag + target mentions are up. @spacekatgal has received 474 mentions in the past 12 hours w/gamergate ht.
Today I just realize it's been a year since The Inauguration of The Presidency Of The United States Of America President Trump and to celebrate this let's play some Lee Greenwood
I jus wanna watch this last episode of orange is the new black but Netflix jus wants to be a bitch &#128530;
Probably a good idea for you to keep the TV off .
Japanese people are bad pilots They always crash into ships
or so I can direct parents there around xmas time. :P
anything you can do to bait Rich Black NFL and NBA players into attacking Whites is good
so mcdonald 's is having a special in honor of michael jackson 's death . a <number> year old piece of meat in - between two <number> year old buns .
"RT @ClintEastwoodLA: ""Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have fucked with? (spits on the ground) Tha…"
search Twitter for "Hello #Twitter" and then check the date of account creation, if they have been opened recently, tell people it's me, and spread it, see if they are auto banned
“Fish are born swimming, but eagles ain’t born flying.”
What's the difference between a nigger and a nigga? One wears a chain and the other wears a gold chain
Reminder: There are women in the first world that think they are oppressed
Hey! I really like the shade of your skin! :3
What do you call a black dude on a bicycle?
What do you call a woman who speaks their mind? The cunt buried in my back garden
I think there is more threat from Russians than from Jews .
kids of yesterday use to work go to school and work again the kids of today live in basements and play games and text 247 thank you liberals
What's the similarities between your meat and a woman? You can beat both everyday.
i'd go to jamaica n attend those wild dancehall events, to jus five star frog splash a bitch off a tree n get on #WSHH
This savage has n't moved on from 300 years ago where her ancestors used to cook their enemies in cauldrons , ghastly people .
A black guy finds a genie in a bottle  Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him. "I wanna be rich," said the black guy. The back yard filled up with chests of gold coins and jewels in the blink of an eye. "I'm no fool," said the black guy. "I wanna be white." And there he stood, white, blonde-haired and blue-eyed. "Last but not least, I never want to work another day in my life." And he turned black again.
Enlightened Peoples of the Internet may frown but look, Total Divas has very consistently been about Cena not wanting to marry Nikki
do n't be a racist be mario he 's and italian plumber created by japanesese people who speaks english and looks like a mexican and jumps like a black man and also grabs coins like a jew .
Dear republicucks: yes we've noticed how quick you were to throw judge Moore under the bus we also know it's not a coincidence you and the left oppose the same people
1 Timothy 2:15   Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
What do you call A black man in a suit? The accused.
For what it's worth, I don't believe that ISIS has 30,000 to 50,000 terrorists in Mosul.  Their inability to reinforce elsewhere says not.
Girls will literally try to talk to you about how bad your ex is, then literally be blowing their phone up behind your back. Smh &#128514;
Exposed man charged with risk of injury Found with child in car Just another day in da hood ....
There are scholarships available solely for black men, black women, only women, Hispanic men and women...but if there was a scholarship that only a white man could apply for, I bet it would cause an uproar. Just sayin'. Is this fair in today's day and age? What did my generation do to oppress any specific group of people? Isn't it time for equality across the board?
My phone is black I keep it locked when I'm not holding it
Gang of illegals  Obama called them children  Yet they are child rearing 
hey don't rt hentai on my tl while im at school or I'll slit your fucking throat
fame/money is an escape from inceldom for people who say there's no escape from inceldom, look at ugly celeberties  some uglyish rappers who still get bitches for example:  lil jon  jay z (dis nigga got beyonce)  thugger  earl sweatshirt
Tyrone be pissed cuz if Whitey mad dat means no mo Gibs and he haffa give up his sail foam.
Do you speak Norwegian?
Fuc u say ? &#8220;@AyyyeThatsChubb: All these hoes look good on IG&#8221; http://t.co/PlsFL84cDp
went to a paris restaurant for snails today . <repeat> pretty disappointed . <repeat> came out with a gut full of slugs .
If a Muslim isn't raping your daughters he is giving tacit approval to one that is.
Honestly the trope that women who aren't natural hating themselves or being insecure is old and tired. But y'all continue to go off I guess
It seems a remarkably simple thing to recast the question of civilization as how do you define good people, draw them to you, and work to build something together which sustains the family to protect the individual and aspires to achievement through unity rather than discord through diversity?
Do you think the men who participate in bukkake scenes are incels venting their frustration out on women by degrading them?
I don't think a child (boy or girl) should be "groped" by any man or woman. Yet our society says a boy should consider himself lucky to get any attention from a woman and a girl should scream rape at a first glance from a man. Although this instance could be perfectly harmless, not all are.
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common ? You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
#000000 this sub has only gone downhill since scrooge left, but i can't blame him.   nigger
"""Boys convince themselves they are a man by drinking lots of beer and having a vagina nearby to stick themselves into."" FUCKING NAILED IT"
Dating after 30 like trying to find a parking space... The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped
You got niggas and I got bitches. PARTYNEXTDOOR ain't never lied.
All the bitches in Shameless are straight bugoutsss
I really don't get why ppl start rumors about other people when it's not true like do u not realize it just makes u look dumb ??? &#129300;
I like my shoes like I like my women In the corner tied up
&#8220;@theHIGHESTpeak_: If you got netflix watch fresh that hoe live&#8221; from now on my name is Chuck E I'm not chuckie no more &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
I've always been comfortable and open and extremely honest and truthful about my sexuality that is I absolutely want everyone know who the real me is I'm just a loving caring respectful Bisexual Trump Supporter Atheist
What's the difference between a feminist and a cry baby? A cry baby stops crying when it grows up.
Bitches out here fucking for a bag of coke &#128514;&#128514;&#128514; bitch get a grip
I hope Trump doesn't casually mention at his next rally how rape culture is tolerated in professional and college sports.
Why are there so many party stores in the ghetto? Like do all the poor people like to celebrate they're poor?
I don't believe in quotas. I think you either make it, or you don't.
"If you feel you're a victim of unfair ""character assassination"", to do the same to others is a horrible and disgusting irony. #sarnia"
what 's the difference between a black man and a lawn decoration ? a footstool and some rope .
y'all know the weather getting bad tomorrow cause even Chad closed Rockin' Jump for the day and that never happens &#128514;
Current status: feeling somewhat grateful I was born early enough to live most of my life in the days prior to complete global technological totalitarianism
Heard this from a 12 year old: 'Whats the difference between black people and apples?' I like apples
psychologist makes fun of her patients when shes outside with her friends or her chad bf she makes fun of you, she talks about that 'shy and weirdo patient' 'IM SURE HE IS A PORN ADDICTED VIRGIN' she said
What’s the problem with replacing your dishwasher?               You have to pay alimony
what 's the most common type of shooting range ? a school .
RT @buckupside: What kind of world do we live in, where bitches are getting surgery to make their butts BIGGER!? Since when do women want a&#8230;
I overheard someone saying a black man stole a motorcycle out of a garage. I ran home to see if mine was still there. Yupp still chained to the wall. Singing and all.
[Satire] Women should be correctly and systematically euthanized after menopause
the young homeless girl was delighted when i asked if i could take her home . she was n't too excited when i walked off with her cardboard box .
Hillary Clinton got a donation from #FIFA, who literally profits from slave labor
"@AVGSupport Lost 2 hours of work time waiting for the installation, ""quick scan"", and required computer reboot. Saving time would mean (1/2)"
In our area , they 've pretty much stopped showing mug shots of Negroes like this : Whites have to go on the names to figure it out .
Murder is one sure way to live longer than other people.
Why are your mom jokes not your dad jokes? Because the creator of the first "your mom" joke was black
Whats the difference between a tweaker and a black person? The tweaker started out as a good person
Don't touch no sloppy hoes, You might catch somethin..
Long term, Jews are actually worse for your society than niggers. 
i hate knowing someone next to me did something wrong bc i start acting super shady to the point where i convince myself i'm the guilty one
He sort of looks like an English football player or is that a French football player ?
The most civil discussion of the Columbia Matress rape case I have seen on reddit thus far.
My initial thougjts were 'nonstory' as originally it seemed they were banned as the 'distraction' was teachers telling pupils to roll them down. However it's since come out in several stories and an interview on this morning that 'the distraction' the Head imagines is 'embarrassment for male teachers' and of a sexual nature. I'm just interested in others thoughts on this.
What’s the best part of being a doctor? Vegetables don’t need to give consent.
Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic after a house fire.
An idea for these "faces" threads Maybe people who aren't entirely comfortable having a user name attached to their photo should be able to submit it anonymously and we can just post a collage of the images.
What's the New York Fire Department's favorite song? It's Raining Men.
What’s the the difference between Al Qaeda base and a Pakistani school? I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
RT @MookTheKing: Any Nigga Or Dike Play Pussy Goin Get Fucked &amp; That's On Luv
@Taylor_1017 faggot
Ok I 'll do that when I get back from picking him up from school .
Video: Brawl At St. Louis Community College ! ( One Lady Fighting With Her Own Baby In Arms & Another Dude Swinging On Girl )
How do you see desegregation efforts playing out in your child’s classroom? Tweet or call 860-275-7266.
what do you call a jewish pokemon trainer ? ash
Kids in the back seat cause accidents Accidents in the back seat cause kids
Whats the difference between a white bank and a black bank? Whites use Fifth Third, Blacks use Three Fifths
I wanna go back to the weekend of doing nothing with Cody except sleeping, eating and watching movies &#128149;
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Don Goodman 'I know Chris Wood was fouled, but I still think he over-hits his pass' Just fuck off Don Goodman #lufc
What the hell is this recurring weirdness @janicewidit I swear I'm not sexist but female chipotle employees can't roll burritos for shiizzzz
how u gon block me but have people reporting to u about me? STAY MAD BITCH LMAOOOO
Do schools have speed bumps? Because I think I hit a couple eariler today but I never recall seeing any at that school before.
Sept 11th 2001 The day al qaeda won the worst game of jenga ever...
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream
Brag, Jealous, Love, Hate I can brag about having full control over my schedule and income      i am Jealous of guys that dont have to work for promotions      I love being able to see the world through black tinted glasses       I hate that people automatically dismiss me because if my height/looks without learning who I am  what about you?
I’m emotionally detached but in a very affectionate way.
Damn who knew this whole time that I was the angry negro dude? http://t.co/sp5zRUFvkL
In my mind it 's not even close to being obselete , I believe it is a symbol of the white race and it 's fight to save itself in this sick and twisted multicult world we live in .
Yeah, you might be able to hit a quarter from two miles away with your .300 Win Mag, but I have over 1,000 headshots in Day of Infamy.
we need to bring back monster trucks, guns, heavy metal 1776 MAGA I want trumps next speech to have monster trucks jumping over an ac/dc concert
Fucking well done Horford for fucking this one up for Celtics #Celtics
If you a hoe ima treat you like one just like if you're a good girl ima treat you like one. I don't discriminate
What does a sex offender call their happy trail? The trail of tears
When I was last time in South Africa , we went to Sun City and saw little black monkey children swimming , funniest thing was watching drying water off their faces , it looks exactly like baboon or something , way they do it , whites have certain mannerisms with doing things , they have completely ape-like ones .
CNN, doing grammatical gymnastics to avoid pointing out that the perpetrator of a heinous crime is a woman.
Paging truecels /u/Cornfed_  /u/Incel4Life   /u/AutisticSubhuman  Are you still alive?
A Black kid complemented my T-shirt He said: Nice shirt faggot... I said yeah, it’s 100% cotton. Tell your grandparents I said thanks
Until we have a dedicated cable television station , there 's always the opportunity to use the free cable access airwaves as per this thread : Make a Cable Access TV Program !
Never mix movies and politics together, they don't go well together!
No, I'm not telling anyone what their score is. Then it'll just turn into a contest for GamerGate to try to 'win'.
This bitch in here putting long lashes on like a 3abde
If a bitch is bad n single she single fo a reason....hoe prolly cray or a runna
Got a bad case of 'mouse wrist' and it's fucking painful!
Prospects Troy Grosenick named the AHL 1st All-Star goalie // Devon Toews and Danny O'Regan named on Rookie AHL All-Star team!
#Leeds really has got some amazing views!!! Makes you really think and take it in when ur sat in a fence &#128514;
When I was a child, I was always told to learn from my mistakes So I asked my daughter what she learned in school today.
She's just trying to have her Kobe Bryant moment.
I literally work to buy fucking food, all my money is blown on food
i like my coffee like i like my black people . <repeat> i fucking hate coffee .
I got sick after my friend gave me... A box of dynamite.
"""They have child leashes with orcas for the little backpack part. The shark ones are better though."""
What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS
Which Magic Wand can only make Men disappear? Pregnancy Test Sticks
What's the difference between my mum and cancer? My mum didn't beat cancer
I have no faith in fighters who trains at AKA anymore. Excluding Rockhold. Actually on 2nd thought.... including Rockhold.
What to do after fucking the tightest pussy in the world Put the diaper back on
Only if you have privilege. @Snoogens_604 Im not sexist, racist, or have contempt for handicapped people, but a funny joke is a funny joke
I feel guilty because I know his daughter is feeling it 10x worse....the world is a fucking awful place.
This is the 4th act of Leftist terrorism on Trump's supporters since his election  -Tennessee Church shooting -Vegas Massacre -Republican Senate baseball game shooting -Texas Church shooting  RICO Antifa, Soros, BLM 
Why is the Indian Military nicknamed the SS? Because they're all street shitters
What do you do when you see an indian shitting in the washroom? You put him back on the streets. That's where those curries belong too.
I hope that I see the world as you did 'cause I know, A life with love is a life that's been lived &#127926;
I feel good knowing that the POTUS is sane, regardless of how outdated sanity is in a "progressive" society.
What’s the difference between a black man and a dress? A black man can only hope that people think he’s white with gold.
A jew with a boner walks into a wall what does he break? his nose
Hey Dreyfuss, Let POTUS go! (She might be closest we ever get to a woman president!) #SleepyHollow @SleepyHollowFOX @sleepywriters
what about a gab online party?countdown to 2018  anyone want to join in tomorrow night here?
  Jason Donner‏:  FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe has now been meeting with the House Intel Committee behind closed doors for more than seven hours.
I named my dick the truth Cuz bitches can't handle it lmao
Why can women only turn left? They have no rights.
Your hair is so cute!  What are you mixed with?
You mad because your bitch found out you a hoe &#128514;&#129335;&#127997;‍♀️
I mean I'd be ready with a snarky reply but your stupidity speaks for itself. @oldgfatherclock @All_HailCaesar
I'm bored so I'm bout to just act a fucking fool and go whatever&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Someone always gets shot at that event , this year it 'll probably be much worse .
What’s the difference between me and the kids from Santa Fe? I’m still breathing
I just finished all of the Shameless that's on Netflix and I AM FUCKING SCREAMINGGGGGGG BITTTTTTTTTCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What do you call when you fuck your sister, who fucks your dad, who fucks your mom, who fucks you? An incestion
BastardKeith: NeilOFortune THAT IS A KICKASS FUCKING NAME
I think the kamakazis during WWII were all just a big accident... Since Asians are so bad at driving, what's to say they are good at flying?
|| @earthlingLean || &#127800;A QUEEN &#127800;slay &#127800;multi-fandom &#127800;selfies on point &#127800;qtie &#127800;ily &#127800;layout always on point &#127800;UR EDITING SKILLS&#128557;&#128175;
how do you find a black person ? guilty
Fuck International Women's Day Dumb fucking "holiday" of women thinking they're so oppressed and superior to men when that's not true.
"you're too young for that1!1!!11!"" and i just bursted out laughing cause my mom didn't know it was maddie or why she sent me them&#128514;&#128514;"
Never buy from stores that hire minorities over whites if at all possible .
RaccoonEggs We need some of RaccoonEggs jokes in this
Somebody tell @TaySixO it's Thursday, we ain't forgot about the visuals yhu said yhu was gone drop&#128514;&#128293;&#128293;?????
What happens when you roast the quiet Asian kid? Your pet goes missing.
What does a Muslim do after having sex with his wife? Sings a nursery rhyme and puts her to sleep.
"@ryanlcooper And assholes replying to that tweet with false bravado, saying ""Bring it!"" So disgusting."
Fuck you bitches who send dudes to child support court just because you're petty
Why aren't there any women who idolise virginity in men the same way men do in women?
Sick of seeing liberalism/conservatism is cancer. No, extremism on both sides is cancer and ur incompetence at realizing this is disgusting
Bumpin that nigga nigga Rick Ross B.M.F this hoe going harrrrd highh outside enjoying this weather
why are black people so good at excel ? they know a lot about cells
I was always told that KFC stood for Kentucky Fried Chicken. But the customers make me think it's Kitchen For Colors
What is the difference between Satan and my ex? Satan is welcome at my house any time.
As spring marches on, let us know how your #weightloss journey is going this season! #SlimmingWorldUSA
k <elong> 's favorite christmas song white christmas
RT @littlechelleeee: hos will literally do ANYTHING to say they got a nigga dawg &#128514;&#128514;
If men are so privileged and women have it so hard why are so many men choosing to live as females?
What's the difference b/w a Muslim and a Black Guy? One shoots and the other gets shot.
I guess the police have a history with this person repeatedly losing their dogs or something? Something bad has them very unhappy.
What’s the difference between black people and communism? People thought communism could work.
Why do black rappers always wear jewelry? The chains remind them of were they came from.
I wish the entire ninth circus would die from severe hemorrhoids.
Gotta fuckin love how you can't post anywhere else on this site without some weirdo fucking doing an account stalk to harass you
When I step off in da club niggas give me daps and hugs hoes swinging dey eye ik one thing right they wanna fuck
I like my women like I like my toasters  turned on and in the bath with me
*jumps up and down because I cannot wait to get to it and for @SarinaBowen to destroy me emotionally*
User talks about his perspective on being a young parent
Which state holds the highest number of Jews? The gaseous state
Some guy on ig that doesn't even know me; asked me if I had a boyfriend because he liked me. lmao gtfoh boyyy
It's scheduled up already, tho #bitches&gt; #BryanCranston&gt; One tweet and he's got #JoePesci out there making fun of #stolenbases&gt; #BASEBALL
You know a bitch mad when she throw her drink &#128514; now she got to find another nigga to buy her another one
I would make a transgender joke, but... ...Mom always told me not to make fun of the mentally ill.
SERIOUSLY GLAD I MISSED FIRST PITCH, “NAZIS HW” FLOPPED IT OUT OF HIS GLOBALIST HAND. 
&#8220;@_BeautifulKeezy: these hoes be playing w/ me like I won't send baby Cain at they niggah !!&#8221;yesss messy.
Let's make England great again here's how we do it, join the British military comindeer some tanks storm Tharissa May'$ 🏠 round up the Muslim invader put them on a leaky deflating rubber raft back to afreeka
I'm not sure who randomactor is, but I've been sent screenshots of their comments, and I like them. Keep rocking it, dude.
I prefer the way women look with make up on, most are ugly as fuck without it I just don't get confused into giving their cunts more value because of a paint job.
I was once asked how many genders there are I replied with one coz wemon are property
What does your penis and wife have in common You beat them both
Well we have lots of shirts that you can order and a different design will be done probably early this next week and we will be putting them up on kijiji as soon as we pick them up .
that moment when you silence a mage and they start backpedalling and you just KNOW it's about to go down
So I looked at my family tree today It turns out there is a black guy in my family tree, and he's still hanging there.
What do you call a cop that doesn't shoot blacks Defective
i use to have an eve cigarette garbage can in the bedroom downstairs. and if their was some baby fucking whore that would leave an eve
Women whose third child is born following a sexual assault will be forced to provide evidence of the rape or face losing tax credits, under controversial plans quietly rolled out by the UK Government (Xpost)
it seems that what I wanted to convey the outstanding movie works has finally become the current standard.
I'm new to this so here it goes Looking for WP Girl in Ft.Worth Texas 18-35 That likes the Outdoors and partying E-Mail Address in profile
Why did so many blacks die in combat during Vietnam? Every time the Sergeant yelled, "GET DOWN!" they would get up and dance.
Israel's Gay Scene Thrives in Unexpected Places - Features - Haaretz - Israel https://t.co/wZW5he5ONj CODE NAME:… https://t.co/Fl0e6Gh8OQ
I JUST WANT TO FINISH GETTING ALL MY SHIT OUT OF MY ROOM SO I DONT HAVE TO STRESS ABOUT MOVING EVERYTHING
So, how are the “Premium Content” sales going?
How do you pick up a Syrian child? Wait until ISIS is done blowing him
what is the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest ? i can turn on a suicide vest .
What's worse than being involved in a mass shooting? Having to endure a country music festival beforehand.
"@ughyungs i deadass just hear hobi saying ""park jimin"" honestly this could be a play in our ears lmao"
My drunk H2B just said Zoras are basically like tuna, and that mermaids are just small dolphins with faces &#128580;
Shocking This is a similiar incident to that of a Boy in England recently who was killed by Muslims for wearing an England Shirt .
How do you know if a black girl is pregnant? The cotton is picked off the tampon
RT @popitfor_tyrick: Tbh I left all my hoes alone &#128080;
WEST BROM IS A FUCKING TINPOT CLUB THEYRE FUCKING SHITE AND I HOPE EVERYONE AROUND THE CLUB DIES IN A FIRE. INCLUDING THE FUCKING CUNT REF
What were the best r/pussypassdenied moments in your life?
Women deserve equal rights. And Other Hilarious Jokes You Can Tell Yourself
Blackpill for the day: If you were 'not that bad looking', you wouldn't be in the situation you are right now
A simple way to hide a Corpse A simple way to hide a Corpse is to put it in your children's food.
My Mom and I were in the store the other day... As usual she kept on tell me not to touch stuff i didn't intend to buy. I told her I knew that and that's why I was only touching the black people.
It's Incredible how Femoids have Snapchat Scores in the Hundred-Thousands They literally stay on their phones ALL DAY
I am impatient I never "Wait for it"  
what do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do ? wrong .
It's pretty simple ; if they come at you , you come at them .
My baby boy asleep with my monkey that I had since I was little! I love my son so much! http://t.co/ioSARfS3rO
Now It's my fucking friend, I hope he doesn't spoiler me the serie, but everybody knows the end&#128514;.
I don't know why the Natives are so mad at us... I mean, we were so nice to them. We even gave them blankets!
Don't subtweet me you conniving stupid idiotic bitch &#128580;
How dare my son not stand for the national anthem. I don’t care if he’s quadriplegic, this is America, that commie fuck.
it 's unfortunate that roger moore could n't die another day . [ removed ]
I wonder if it would be easy to get dates if your name was Ethan Pussy.
Thread I made on r/askreddit that broke no rules is removed because it could redpill males.
Haha @adultswim is laugh tracking everything for april fools day!? This is halarious! Well played #adultswim ... well played....
Over 2000 people went to Vegas to meet Jason Aldeen 58 also got to meet Tom Petty.
I BET THE ANTIFA COULDN'T DISRUPT THE NATIONAL REVIEW CRUISE OR SINK THEIR BOAT, NO WAY THEY'RE TOO WEAK AND INEFFECTUAL  (fingers crossed you guys, this just might work)
Blowjobs and cooking are pretty similar. Plenty of girls can do it for you but mom does it best.
This is a petition in opposition to the banning of Golden Dawn .
"My curiosity lead me here" I HOPE YOUR CURIOSITY LEADS YOU IN FRONT OF A FUCKING TRAIN
"RT @priya_ebooks: i think women can date men casually w/o lying and fucking them up! but men have some weird dichotomy of ""this is a rando/…"
I never look away; I want to stare into your face, The gentle look away; I let my true feelings be sitting here trying to
Currently sitting down wishing a bitch would.&#128133;
People who become therapists are the same type of normies who come to this sub because we fascinate them You really wanna pay their salaries?
What do you get when someone bullies a really autistic kid? 20 casualties.
We used to be the World Trade Center Until we took planes to the knees.
Seeing prostitutes is morally wrong, but being one is not Why do women defend prostitutes while at the same time judging men for seeing them?
You know when black people go to school? When it's under construction.
Me:: I can't believe that someone could commit such a horrible crime. People can scare me sometimes. Guy:: You know, if black people don't want to be called criminals... Me:: I didn't say anything about what the man looked like. Guy:: [Silence]
@SuSuSudafed I eat dat chicken out your love box baby. Lovin a white woman while eatin chicken. A colored mans dream
I should be the only nigga my bitch texting right now&#128175;&#128175;&#128175;&#128175;&#128175;
What does the crippled, mute, deaf and blind Hannah get for Christmas? Cancer
If My GirlF Want My Password All She Got To Do Is Ask... And Ima Say FUCK No!!! &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Why was the Chinese dude confused while going down on his girl? It was different from the pussy he normally ate.
Somebody tell Zack and the rest of the idiots at Vox just because Obama pretended Americans aren't in Syria doesn't mean that's the case.
Thanks for the #RT! @marshawright @PrettyFru @cgm807 @poesravenlady @axelmojave @wallabemu7_62 Have a great week!
When u hitting it from the back u gotta call her "bitch" they love that but don't u dare call em "slut"
"RT @EvansMeja: ""@Tetemeko_: #RailaCorruptDeals is laughable, I can't respond to idiots paid 527 to push a Hash tag."" Smh"
I wonder how many females I raped today I spent a lot of time on the subway as a sub 3 and inevitable looked at some females and might have made phisical contact when the train was full
Me suki suki you long time!
I hate jokes about 9/11 victims they always fall flat
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Yes indeed it is , and yes he is a jew .
Donating blood tomorrow. Pretty sure that I bleed twitter JSON metadata at this point.
What’s the difference between black people and snow tires? Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them.
Why did the plumber cry? Because his family was murdered
What I'd give to eat Alexa Bliss' fucking toenail clippings. #Wrestlemania
Bloody hell Bloody heaven BLOODY BELL超好聽!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between ice cream and a dead baby I don't have any ice cream in my freezer
Conor Cherry would want to keep his fucking day to himself now
Ban PDA Please Get a room and fuck off cunts, I don't need to see you making out and fondling each other.
Can we please introduce a "Legal Abortion" flair?
The only reason I cheat is to show these bitches what kind of dick my girl be getting.
If I was president.... I would gather all the people with ADHD and put them in concentration camps..
That feel when the legit Nick Griffin follows you on Twitter.
I hope the US side of the wall is as aesthetically pleasing as @realDonaldTrump's saggy scrotum. #NoBanNoWall @chelseahandler @JewdyGold
And mi hate a bum bitch Mi really really hate bum niggas
What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza comes out of the oven
#faggots are MERELY a #scientific indicator that SOMETHING IS WRONG&gt; Do not celebrate as "unique indiviuals" for they are #cancer&gt;
Sending me a 4 paragraph DM about how you'd like to worship and adore me literally means nothing w/o that PayPal idiot
If you don’t have a self story to tell about “Sexual Assault” either you are; or were not charming or you are out of fashion- #MeToo
why were all of the inner - city schools changed into conservatories for the arts ? people realized that the only way a negro could be successful is by playing jazz , singing , dancing , or playing sports so they decided not to waste money by teaching them things that would n’t prepare them for the real world .
Most searches in the travel space happen on mobile first.- Melissa Walner of @hiltonhotels at #Next10X #seo #travelindustry #mobilemarketing
Why do black peoples have white palms? Because there is a bit of good in everyone.
How do you call sucking an an asian's dick? Flossing
How would they carry on the story to season 2 though if the whole plot of s1 was about hannah baker's death? #13ReasonsWhy
I just don't understand it. I think you must just be doing it for attention. When this phase is over and you go back to putting effort into your appearance, you can be treated with respect.
I joined a suicide cult today It’s known as the American Public School System
The worst part is that i know im not a retard, i could adopt into social circle if i had an opportunity, but when u r 24+ and out of college and didnt make friends there, u dont have second chance basically
tfw you just got Wish but remember you'll lose it • r/ForeverAlone
i know ive said this millionth times already but HARRY FUCKING STYLES.
Why did the young Muslim girl wear a burqa? Incest birth control.
ukwon: [singing, but the camera isnt centred on him] me: WHERE HE AT BITCH
frankly i think were all a bit tired and have enough on our plates some of its unavoidable since antis are babies on the attack but pls
* Saving post space, when I actually get a match and I can tell a story here lol.
I am a fan of the German rock band Rammstein .
woman : what were the results from the test ? doctor : there are good news and bad news , the good news is that your child will always find a parking space
RT @AaronTheGoat: This bitch can't be serious... http://t.co/dVZegKeBGv
What do you call an old lady being raped by a dog? Old Yeller
What does a redneck girl say when she meets her first lover? Hi dad!
LOL CUCKQUEERS BANNED ME WHEN I TRIED TO DEBATE WITH THEM gg
"he is attractive but not my type" u hear this saying a lot from females in the show 'dating in the dark'  ie: he is ugly but i don't want to look shallow because im a coward piece of shit
&#8220;@medaOriginBitch: That one friend who you greet with an insult.&#8221; @MorbidMermaid @EvanBecker513 niggers
Why does nigger only go once to the drive-through? Trick question it's a drive-by.
What is black and sits on the top of the stairs A cripple in a house fire
I'm sure if I'm an incel yet or not I got ratings from 5 to 8 but I'm fucking 5,4 would that make me an incel?
What is the difference between Santa Claus and jews? Santa comes down the chimney.
I look at pictures of Medusa all day... because whenever I look at her, my meat turns rock hard.
Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny
My uncle has been a bit down recently since he lost his hair and is bald, but he should look on the bright side, he's really slimming down with all these cancer treatments
Whats the best part of an ISIS joke? The Execution
Getting sick of heartbreaking &amp; harrowing being used in conjunction with #HeathLedger trailer. It's a beautiful celebration, gone too soon
People blaming ref &#128584;&#128584; haha Think he's been ok. No arguments. We're stupid. So dumb at times its untrue
Everyone is in Egypt, or going to Egypt this week And im fucking stuck here..
another coon giving out about Ireland and as if her opinion counts being second generation London jamican only means her mother was a filthy immigrant who waited till she got off the banana boat to give birth to her litter
I play as a black character sometimes and it never bothers me.
Look at the bottom of the thread: OP changes her tone when she realizes she's talking to a woman and not an incel
what did hitler say to the defeated jewish cowboy ? reich for the sky !
Great pick up for Pitino. Highest rated recruit we've had in a while.
#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Budapest, H for now (16h28m02s UT): 06°51'22.7'' #Libra (AC) / 08°30'57.6'' #Cancer (MC)
‼️SENIORS: The big '17' class picture will be taken NEXT WEDNESDAY. Please wear your senior t shirt for the picture!! ‼️
What do you call an adopted fat person thats retarded? Hammy downs.
Lockheed Martin will complete a fusion reactor in the next ten years and all oil dependent states, like Saudi, will sink.
today was just terrible &#128175; and i learned even family aint shit &#128564;
i welcome the Normie Invasion it'll be a huge sign of progress when the Popular Page looks more like Breitbart and less like Stormfront because the Breitbart-tier folks are where Pro-Whites recruit from  more ppl is good more basic bitch conservatism is good more lolbertarians is good more is good
How do you dissect a Muslim? Pretty sure the bomb does it for you
&#8220;@lovelyatotheb: @1Bcarter would love the Parkside sport girls, dressed like Kobe all day everyday!&#8221; Let me see 1 of them hoes
DO NOT GO AROUND MY FUCKING CHILD IF YOU DONT EXPECT TO HAVE FUCKING WORDS WITH ME. That is MY son MINNNE.
Game's on at Cook Square Park ⚽️ Maitland FC v @HamiltonOlympic U18 10.45am U22 12.30pm 1st Grade 2.30pm @NNSWF @Fishy216 @craigkerry77
What’s worse than raping a deaf girl? Breaking her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.
Chingle changle goes the jew Because of the pennies in his pocket that he stole from you
Like the hoes when they lay w/ me.. Puppy eyes when I go, Sayin stay wit me
Peak globalism:  A brown muslim woman on welfare wearing a hijab with her three fat, retarded kids eating at McD✡nald's and having seconds at Starb✡cks while taking photos of her foods on Inst✡gram/Sn✡pchat on her iPh✡ne and typing "death to white people" on Faceb✡✡k and Twitt✡r.
"@ReachtheeCLIMAX: bitches can't cook but know how to suck dick .." s/o to the ones that can do both!
How does the LADP play poker? Four clubs beat a king.
What's Alabama's Gross Domestic Product? 4.875 million
What have parents and pizzas in common? When they're black, there's no food.
What do you call a Jewish helicopter? A holocaupter
Rapper 6ix9ine went to town while riding on his pony Stuck his feather where he shan’t, and called it statutory
Some with paltry followers spending 24/7 attacking #Ukip really expect me to respond? A genuine question I might, but why feed trolls?
Why is the monkey sad ? Just learned that it will be a nigger in a million years.
What’s the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn’t let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Anyone hate the fuckin moralfags dedicated to defending sluts no matter what God, white knights should snort cyanide, I wonder if they realize the sluts still won't fuck them.
What did Palestinian Shaggy say when the jews occupied his land “Zoinkst”
Hey, dad "Dad , I had sex last night."  The dad, very proud of his son for losing his virginity, said: "Sit down and tell me about it."  "... I can't."
There is no doubt in my mind that the #LegacyMedia and academia are intentionally indoctrinating the population with "White Guilt" in every Western nation in a subversive attempt to usher in Communism.  
"RT @NoahxNorth: (Haters): Please name a rapper from Austin who has ""Valid"" numbers like these... can't? &#129300;Okay, shut the fuck up and…"
Np Blessing - @RawNwanne ft @2niteFlavour // On #LetsTalk With @mickeyngene1 &amp; @Amakacindy1 #InspireMyTuesday #NightFeel
What's she got that stick for if she can read [that book]?
what’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? the Bucket.
At a high school graduation for my younger sibling I bumped into a couple of my teachers from a few years ago. It has been 5 years since I graduated. Teacher:: It is great to see you, how are you doing? Me:: I'm doing fantastic, couldn't be happier. Teacher:: What have you been up to? Me:: I'm married with two kids, a two year old and one month old. I stay at home and I love it. Being there for them has been wonderful. Teacher:: *shocked look* Oh...I just thought you would have done more. You were so smart in school.
I will never experience love, intimacy, companionship The possibility of living another 60 years like this sure is scary  Damn am I lonely
Irony:  Being put on trial for killing a homosexual but then swearing on a bible which tells you to kill gays (Leviticus 20:13)
Why can't you act like a normal person? You don't have Asperger's. There's nothing wrong with you. You're just looking for attention/excuses.  If you'd just stop behaving so oddly, you wouldn't need to blame it on a disease.
I don't know why she even bothers. If I were her, I'd put a gun in my mouth.
you want to hear a joke ? women 's rights
@StanleyStinks Shame of you! Self-hating kike.  We Jews are G-d's chosen people.
The Underground show that I will forever be associated with.... It's name is a FUCKING METALLICA REFERENCE?!
NCI/Frederick Nat Lab looking for Tissues for CPTAC proteogenomic study. Come by Poster 400, Sec. 16, # 26 for details. #AACR17 #NCI by 5:00
Friday night incel crew checking in once again Im just gonna finish up these last few quest in fallout 4, then prolly go fap to porn or something
Now Vox will go from a relative unknown to forever being the guy who got butthurt at being called a pervert.
How can you tell that it’s your sisters time of the month? When your dads dick tastes funny.
I want to access my Internet pretty much the same way I access my broadcast TV signals or my radio stations  If I WANT to watch, listen, participate, I watch, listen, or participate  If I find something I disagree with, don't support, or feel is too far outside my values, I CHANGE CHANNELS  Simple
How Many Of You Believe I can achieve 6+/10 facially with plastic surgery?
Real men go to the nail salon w their girlfriends just to keep company &#128578; @Scruzzerrrr #raybelaintreal
How was the Grand Canyon created? A jew dropped a penny in a mole-hole
PRES TRUMP SATURDAY in NYC: remarks at a Trump victory finance breakfast at 11:20a remarks at a Republican National Committee holiday lunch at 12:35p roundtable with RNC supporters at 1:50p  Traveling with Trump: Kellyanne Conway (on M1 with him)  Treasury Sec Steve Mnuchin spokesman Hogan Gidley
Whats a good joke directed at Caucasian people?
Muslim women are so underprivileged They aren’t allowed to fly planes especially when the twins are collapsing from the heat
Me, a new worker in a department store:: It looks like someone switched the tags on these shirts. They're not even the right brand. An older, white coworker:: Sometimes customers switch tags and put cheap prices on expensive clothes. Those Mexicans don't realize that the computers tell us the brands when we scan them. They can't read the screens, you know. I was shocked that she made so many racist assumptions about our store's shoplifters.
What do gays call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps.
Fighting fire with fire is not the fucking answer!!! @realDonaldTrump #usairstrike #helpsyria #stopfightingfirewithfire #Airstrikes
Dunnes strikers to attend funeral - BelfastTelegraph.co.uk Lets hope these reds are n't mistaken for the usual white targets of these jungle savages !
Britain First Leaders Jayda Fransen and Paul Golding have been suspended by Twitter.
Niggas watch who you fucking just to hate on your bitches.
The bitches behind me are so annoying
Have you hugged a wacko-bird today?
Female Coworker:: So you're driving cross country? Me:: Yep. FC:: Are you gonna stop at hotels or something? Me:: Nah, like I did before I'll just stop at rest stops when I get too tired and sleep in the car. FC:: Oh, well, do you have any protection? Me:: Uh, sure I guess, I mean I have pepper spray and always carry my pocketknife... FC:: No no, I meant do you have a MAN to protect you. Because obviously women can't defend themselves, and men never get robbed or assaulted...
BITCH HTGAWM SEASON THREE IS ON NETFLIX IM FUCKING- https://t.co/ty1CRFR04k
what do you call a mexican fighting a catholic priest ? alien vs. predator
I still have one or two hunting knives from when I used to fish and shoot in case of self defence at home .
*Does backflip* THISSSSSSSS!!! RT @Krislisisms: You niggas switch up your opinions like faggots
no matter what you fucking say or what you do, i'm done! gone.
I got zero time. Softies greedy and people's attitude has slag a lot. over decades and decades nothing really done. I've done work got paid
The current system is inadequate. Some of us are experienced at navigating these pitfalls, and we can help you.
Attorneys for paving crew tell Dunwoody they WON'T fix Mt Vernon Rd potholes since moron city official insisted doing the job the wrong way
Hopefully in a few hours I'll have the hair I've always dreamed of. Thanks to me fucking it up earlier this year.
#BBNaija is it my fault that I have given Efe more than 300 votes so far? Time 2 express our love for him with moni even if he dsn't know me
#FLCRC meeting tonight in #Miami! Please make plans to attend tonight's mtg &amp; bring ideas of what you want to see i… https://t.co/UXbnB2FadN
Trying to Explain Inceldom to My Mother She says all I have to do is talk to women and denies that all women are whores lol
Why don't jews like 4/20? When they get baked they're inside an oven.
What happens when you tit fuck an Ethiopian? You start a fire  Now how do you put out the fire? You can’t
This guy has a chad jawline but is incel in everything else.
Excellent book I have read it several times and after reading this thread I think I will read it once again its well written and a good introduction into what is happening to our people.God Bless David Duke !
#Justice4CCE13 Still we believe in the judicial system of Pakistan Save merit save Sindh.Collective punishment will make terrorists
F*ck off Arsene, get out and @Arsenal @PUMA@GatoradeUK @CitroenUK @CooperTire @Europcar @IndesitUK@Vitality_UK #NoNewContract #WengerOut
Man tricks women into aborting a baby she wants but he doesn't, discussion on /r/NotTheOnion
Yeah, fix the trophy before you fix the competition you fucking clueless pricks @FFA @ALeague
Hi All I am 130lb and I have Brown hair and I am looking for a WP girl in NC around fay or brag if this is you e-mail me
of course you want to make those habanero pickles, what with this goddamn head cold
Sometimes I feel like Duche bag calls to the clinic are just tests because of how idiotic the people get.
Any mens rights groups / people here in SF?
Always remember that children can drown in as little as an inch of water So please, if you are drowning children, don't waste water.
It's always the people who tell you not to be so obsessed about women and sex Who are the ones who can get them anytime they want.
lol at angry men writing me essays through Facebook messenger that amount to "be nicer when you're being harassed"
What is the best part about beating a dead horse? The makeup sex
I meet a lot Chechen 's a few weeks back i was shocked to see how light skinned they were and they had light brown hair and blue eyes and had European facial features .
After seeing an unwanted dick pic when trying to @ reply someone, I understand even more Don't do that shit guys. Probably wasn't even his
I have to say this is amazingly useless advice. Makes me rethink even posting to a forum like this. [...] That too is totally, 100% useless, simplistic advice.
upmost respect for women and for men. He doesn't deserve to be name called and to be in the mouths of people that know nothing of him.
WH statement: "ANY DEAL ON DACA MUST END CHAIN MIGRATION, ELIMINATE THE VISA LOTTERY, AND FULLY SECURE THE BORDER, INCLUDING WITH A WALL."
A bf and gf&#128107; are suppose to laugh&#128514; at these hoes&#128111; together&#128145;. A guy should never have these hoes&#128111; laughing&#128514; at his girl&#128134;
Are you going to permanently straighten your hair or get a weave? I mean, you'd be a lot prettier if you did.
Roses are red Violets are blue Where is my foreskin? Oh wait I'm a Jew.
I turn bitches gay, they think all the other bitches can fuck like me.
Two points to a line  /  One point  floats,  three  points  flatten
Why do women always show there curves Every time I walk down the street I catch myself stairing at a girls tits or ass why can't we be like Islamic country's where women where berkas
there once was thug named brown who bum rushed a cop with a frown three shots a thunder he 's now <number> foot under and so 's the rest of the town
Dont trust ni***as, don't trust bitches I kno dez ho's like a pimp scholar an its MOB till the day I drop these stupid thots don't get Nada
Why did the sun never set on the British Empire? Even God didn't trust the English in the dark.
Why is 4/20 a national holiday? Hitler got lit with the jews and now to honor him we get lit on his birthday. What goes around comes around I suppose.
a jew i know tried to get me arrested and set up numerous people i know despite him being a drug dealer himself
RT @LivingBlueinRed: You know who never had to ask for immunity? Hillary fucking Clinton That's who.
How do you make a 4 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on their teddy bear
You know the pics.. From being 18 and looking a fucking state, not knowing anything about makeup, 18year olds today and their makeup
Her friends knows I fucked her but I deny it and they respect me for that and let me hit too. It a like collateral effect..
when ya name gain weight ya ex hoes can't let go
"Why people think gay marriage is okay is beyond me. Sorry I don't want my future son seeing 2 fags walking down the street holding hands an
What does DNS stand for? Dead Nigger Storage
I used to look up to my grandad. I even remember his last words.... Stop shaking the ladder you little cunt!
if a muslim blows up and nobody 's around to hear i t . . . does anyone give a fuck ?
why is Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus fed 2000 people with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, Hitler made 6 million jews toast. 
Found a Transponder Snail! Exclusive Profile: Those who follow their dreams! https://t.co/PUk0vcHVBd #TreCru https://t.co/f5xBR0Vmzj
Gonna take another week of recording for tt43, wanna make this joint hella fire with these crazy Q niggas
if smartphones are so smart, how come mines black?
Bitches really be mad when u can just stop speaking to them suddenly.... we ain't married bitch I honestly could care less
My wife fainted after seeing me having sex with our daughter Probably cause I dug the body up
What does the KKK and British smokers have in common? They both oftentimes say “Let’s light up a fag”
Thanks to everyone who listened to the radio show last night and apologies for the delay ( it was blocked by ubroadcast for a time ) .
It aint nuffin to cut that bitch off!!!!
The only reason I hate black people Is cause the last one didn't stay to raise me
My humour is so dark that cops are beating it
this mini henny housewarming idea really got me geeked my bday gift to myself really might be my own casa man it's beyond time
u kno the original allura design was cute but DANG SHES SO MUCH CUTER NOW I LOVE &#128525;&#128525;&#128525; team voltron did a great job on her shes the cutest ;v;
So onto the flag thingy. From my seat I could see the people with the lgbtq flag perfectly and I'll even post a pic later if I have one.
When two fat American's have sex it's... MISSIONARY IMPOSSIBLE.
what phrase do black men always love to hear ? " you are not <allcaps> the father ! "
A white male toddler needs to have its head smashed by a hammer because its a rapist But every nigger and a spic can rape a newborn in the ass and be seen as a deity for it
agreed, there is no reason to make genocide of other races as long as they are in another country and have nothing to do with our affairs !
What's worse than a field-trip to an art Museum ? A field trip to a cave in Thailand
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb ? feminists ca n't change anything .
The girls once called me Tornado Now they pat my hand  He's such a sweet old man Makes me want to commit Haiku
"Edgy" means u get 2 complain about how persecuted you are for saying horrible things while u continue 2 face no consequences 4 saying them.
Sup bitches
"If you text or message me ""whats up"" theres a 100% chance I'm going to ignore you, at least try to say something interesting &#128580;"
Trying a new concurrency architecture for PewTube, please let me know if you run into any latency! 
@POTUS @VP @FLOTUS @PressSec Artificial Disk Replacement has been viable for decades. In OTHER countries. Not 4 Vets. Too expensive. LIES!
[Repost] AMA with Dr. Warren Farrell, 2014
Seriously, you're not going to pay for her?
and nothing making me happier than having one of my all time favorite books comes to life, and the show itself had an amazing cast
What is the difference between a nigger and an ape? The ape doesn’t get hit with a whip
What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke!  ​
How do you turn a cat into a dragon? Tie it to the back of a car, it'll drag-on :') Heh I think I made that up, tell me if you've heard it or something similar :'^)
&#128514;&#128514; that's some real hood shit, I'll never forget heading out wit my niggas &amp; realizing that someone stole his gas cap
A Mexican and an American jump off a skyscraper at the same time. Who hits the ground first? The American because the Mexican has to clean the windows on the way down
alt-right ideas: quite popular the alt-right: toxic from a normie perception 
What’s the hardest part about shooting an unarmed black man? The recoil
TELL ME MORE @ohthatliamm I'm not sexist but I don't think I actually find any female comedian funny
4) safety gloves. It's time we start calling out the hypocrisy and end our coddling of religion. No more tax breaks for churches. No more
TRP gets it - Anybody else noticing fat/ugly chicks with handsome guys?
Why do niggas have white palms? There is something good in everyone.
Did you know that humans have the biggest penises in relation to the brain size? It's even worse with blacks.
what was the last thing diego 's mother said to him before getting shot by the border patrol go diego go
So I guess women are now being promoted to the level of the Jews:as long as one says something happened we have to believe it because not possible they would lie
"I thought the trending ""Philippine Army"" is PH A.R.M.Y's and about BTS, because it's #ARMYSelcaDay &#128514;"
If men are more shallow then why can women... No matter their appearance and personalities get sex, orbiters, love propositions so easily and in abundance?
Feminist hypocrisy: Why is it wrong for a man to want a virgin girl when he's not a virgin, but it's okay for a girl to want a guy with a big dick when she doesn't have a big dick?
1wolf, What is the tight referring to in your slogan .
.@WayneJBurrows @KirstArific He got one serve, not two.  Had to defend the doubles lines also.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals When a woman removes polish with chemicals nobody bats and eye,  but when Hitler removes polish with chemicals, suddenly it's a big deal.
Travelling with #flybe we will track your flight so we will always be at the airport in time awaiting your arrival @nolantaxi
My fav part of skimming GG tweets is seeing so many people insist that they are unable to develop their views with experience.
My bitch told me I'm mean &amp; evil but I'm blunted
More racist violence by blacks - this time the victim was a Chinese man : YouTube - Racist Blacks beat a Chinese man to death
I don't know how well this software [facial recognition software] will work in places like Asia because all Chinese people look the same.
A Madden player was fatally shot during a touchdown... Trueboy really was in the 'End Zone'
phantom turned evil in the end, just like they always insist ghosts will. fenton may be a fucking loser who died immediately but. not him
Thanks for following  @Dave3444 @TALAMASCAN @Jockie59 @meshell5683
Check out CBSN On Assignment on CBS at 9pm they are gonna tell moslem kids its not right to cut peoples heads off... could be funny
Our politicians never should have allowed immigration from Eastern Europe and Russia, because it was only a slippery slope from there, ending with unfettered mass importation of subhuman savages from all over the third world used by the kikes against us as human bio-weapons.
What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer Ash.
Fuck everything. Back on the road.
black people joke White boy: Every time i come over you dad is never home Tyrone   . . Tyrone: I SAID HE IS AT THE STOE
What do jews and meat have in common? They're both better cooked
What do you call a gay Irish couple? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick
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Origin of the term "black pill" Did the term itself originate here, from Eggman the r9k tripfag, or elsewhere?
You used to be able to walk into a shop with £2.00 and leave with all you could possibly need. Now all the blacks are beating us to it.
so i added paul walker on xbox . <repeat> he just stays on the dash board .
Mr. #Safronokov time for negotiations over Syria is fucking over, comprende? Fed up of your #blablabla @ #UN What about #Crimea ? #gtfo
i like my pizza the same way i like my jews . <repeat> thin and crispy .
".@pewinternet It showed gossip network users got news or headlines from those networks, that's not ""their news."""
What do you call a black guy at a university? Janitor
Just got home and I can hear my neighbors arguing through my muffled sense of hearing like I HOPE YALL CHOKE ON SHIT CAUSE IM TIRED OF YALL
my weed is like the qur'an . <repeat> i burn it until i get stoned .
Yesterday a 14 year old boy came to me and asked, “Doctor, can you analyse me?” I still wonder what “yse” meant. Did I miss something?
Abortion, destruction of the nuclear family, contraceptives, feminism convincing women to wait for children, damaging economy so youth cannot leave the nest, ramping up tensions between sexes all serves one primary goal, to lower the population.
When I asked my mom if by any chance I was adopted... She replied, "That's hilarious! Why on earth would we have chosen you!?"
Nothing like a 10K walk to clear the cobwebs &amp; get my thoughts in order. Today is another day. I'm still moving forwards not backwards &#128170;&#128170;&#129304;&#129304;
Dj Khaled is retarded
The ambassador must stop spreading fake news. Kenyans don't support Nkurunziza. Period https://t.co/aHXPzegQc9
Why should you never rape elderly women? because sex is for procreation you fucking Heathen!
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olimpic team? All the ones who can run,jump or swim have allready crossed the border.
That bitch got 5 million boyfriends
A black man gets shot 12 times and stabbed 34 times by a white man. "These black people are now possessing people in order to commit suicide. Worst case of suicide I've seen"    #####- Local County Sheriff
Whats the difference between a ton of coal and a thousand jews? Jews burn longer
I hear that it's snowing up north. Glad I made it through that before the snow started.
Co-worker's facebook status:: Not sure how the guy sitting next to me in class can smell so bad and still be alive. First comment:: Is he Indian?
name something that you can trust more than trump or hillary? A home done abortion😂
.@henson_era @TreySifuentes I don't really feel bad for Aaron as much as scared of all of you now because you'd shoot me to&#128514;&#128517;.
What do Muslims have in common with Darth Vader? They both offer you to come to the dark side before killing you
He suspected of taking a crap high atop the empire state building a few years ago right out in the open with people walking around ..
My World, My Happiness, My Sunshine, My Star, My Smile, My Beloved, My Love, My Everything ♡ ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ @_JB_g7 ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
What's green, slimy and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger
I want to write an Incel Fanfiction Give me ideas  Unless they're fucking shitty ideas.
The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity. #ALDUBxDTBYSabotahe
"@KodakBlack1k @21savage @LILUZIVERT @lilyachty you all make fucking terrible ""music"""
What did the little nerd kid say to his bullies after class? Nothing they're all dead
I can just see this two laying in bed thinking about some dumb shit .. LIKE THAT STATUS !!! &#128514;&#128514;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
needs to pay a visit to the Joy Reid's of the world!
"@__eaeolian @radiomoderation you know which idiot hyphenates ""mother-fucker""? the fuckdamn Macquarie"
The World Is Like The Internet Half of it is people looking for sex and the other half is filled with viruses
Hack by ur dope ass girlfriend. I love you more than anything, I'm so lucky to call you mine handsome.&#128536;#mymcmeveryday
With the help of God we will be congratulating an Irish WN Party on their election success in the not so distant future .
How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling
Why do black people smell so bad? So that even blind people can hate them.
You know it's over when you get more direct messaged on r/Incels than on your phone It's over
What do you call an educated woman? Intellectual property
I think its wrong to refer to a negro as "boy" That implies they are people.
*Canadian accent* Two rules man Rule #1 stay away from my fucking Percocets Rule #2 and do you have any fucking Percocets
Do tell feminist hypocrites who organized abuse report fraud to REPEATEDLY ban @JudgyBitch1 of #WomenAgainstFeminism how you #LetWomenSpeak.
Not to be cliche but Gillian Anderson is the hottest motherfucker to ever step foot on the fucking planet
.@thegeek_chick Again, the case is made...unless u delete your tweets trying to guess which one exposes your idiocy. Case closed. Take care.
I feel that since political correctness is such a massive topic it's good to bring it up. What is the proper thing to call someone with no arms, no legs, an eye patch and a lips? Names.
What’s the difference between my dad and cancer? My cancer came back
I guess you haven't been keeping up with shaving your legs eh?
It's 1945 ... Winston Churchill to his wife:   Honey, it's Valentine's day tomorrow. How about we do something special?   Sure Winnie, go get dressed then!
Knowing what you want doesn't make you a bitch. It makes you a woman who won't settle for anything less than what she deserves.
There was this great German Hotel that closed down in 1945. It gave free food and free hairdo's. It was called Aushwitz.
Women just keep coming to me and I just keep raping them. They trust this police uniform way too much.
i ran out &#128553; RT @sadonna_rae: This hoe just texted me asking to borrow a roll of tissue until tomorrow &#128555;&#128555;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557;
Chads are now coming to this sub for sympathy Sickening.
"RT @Cuzlek: When I was fucked up all I heard was ""that's crazy"""
I was saying that to him to GTFO once realized what he meant and what trying to do. Make me feel guilty then he did instead
Why colored soap create white bubble ? Because jews are white
@CarolLeecridge @CNN No he didn't. He said that at one rally. So at no point do we blame the people who acted out.
I dont get why having 3 kids is such a burden for white people .
I believe Bound for Glory is an Oi band similar to Rahowa or Skrewdriver .
i would never <allcaps> rape a woman children are far too fun to pass up .
Glad it made news your way the truth must be told but have you noticed it says it is not a racist attack , Oh but we all know the story shall it of been some poor black bastard bashed to near death in Dublin eh
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Tape food to the ceiling
Want to bend @sophialares over the desk and fill her with my hot cum before fucking the sexy mouth of @LucieBrooksUK
Even though here is a far distance away from the East our hearts are in the one and same roundness (Verse No. 77)
I f'king love @sleafordmods ...the only band saying anything in British music at the moment. More live dates now please.
Why does being a Black Jew suck so much? Having to sit in the back of the oven.
Do you want to know how a depressed person can beat depression quick? Just give them a chair and a rope, the depression will be gone in a matter of minutes!
Crosspost: /r/Atheism submission notes how large percentages of Muslims support killing women for adultery, while omitting fact that the same percentage supports killing men.
why are blacks the most common users of vine ? because it brings them back to when they were swinging on the vines <number> years ago .
Reminder that a dozen other guys are competing for each girls attention Good luck trying to stand out in the sea of cocks
RT @TeGustaaa: If you suppose to be a man, don&#8217;t be a bitch.
Then his partner Flynn recalls, "You put on weight, mate!"
I'm over the fucking moon we've cleared up the definition of an act of war. Now, about that slap on the wrist we just gave Syria.
how do you fit a fat woman in a bikini ? take the f out of fat and the f out of weigh .
This is another case that just hits you in the stomach hard .
I may be off the IGDA's Christmas Card list. Oops. You'll be able to make guesses as to why later today. :)
I'm from Riverside , but my Gf lives in San Diego .. so i 'm down there a couple of times a week Welcome to StormFront , Sister .
There’s something I just don’t get about the female g spot. I just can’t put my finger on it.
Why didn't the black man cross the road Because he couldn't get out of my basement
Steven hawking didn’t really die He wouldn’t be able to kick the bucket
What’s the difference between a Jew and a salad? You aren’t supposed to put a salad in the oven
NEET incels how you spend time and cope with severe depression and lack of desire to move limbs?
Make sure you have a security team for Justin Barrett whenever he speaks in public in case the unwashed scum try anything again .
I liked a @YouTube video from @conspiracydode https://t.co/TJ89oKtHrd Why Tommy Sotomayor told his fans to flag Lovelyti &amp;
Dear Past, thank you for your lessons. Dear Future, I'm ready. Dear God, thank you for another chance.
She always wears such revealing clothing and flirts with all of these guys when we're out.  It's just gross and dangerous.  I'm not saying that a person deserves to be raped, but...
I'm white and my country is white and I 'm a nationalist , and I 've been on this forum for several years without problems .
If you're gonna call me some evil, worthless piece of shit, please don't try talking me out of suicide This goes out to all them normies
You're Middle Eastern? Really? It's so good to know there are actually decent Middle Eastern people out there.
After going blind a man stabbed himself to death. Know Why?  He could no longer see the point
This is a struggle you will have to make your self .
I love you. From mountains high, to waters deep. And this love outruns the longest of rivers, surpasses the... https://t.co/QgHqYvRKbF
I wish I could fix your son for you.
The next time you're at the checkout counter and you hear the beep... Change your fucking pacemaker batteries Dale
getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting a puppy today getting
we still haven't been told a motive for Las Vegas  this is bullshit
What do you call two chimps that fall in love? Black people.
that it's strongest and greatest growth was in the cities of the Empire. the word pagan refers to the unconverted folks in the countryside.
What's the worst part about having sex with some one with downs syndrome? You're fucking retarded.
If I had a dollar for every gender there is... I would have $1.74 because women make less
Digging it. Who makes the madras shirt?
Why are all blacks and gays left handed? They all have no rights.
Sid Wore that shirt for Shock the sex pistols were NEVER racist , a good example of a racist punk band is Agnostic Front .
I'm gonna be completely fucked up by the end of this episode
that's how fucked-up our thinking has become because we're conditioned to compete for the attention of men, kadiri talaga sobra
My friend said what's the worst thing that happened to me I said it was him being born
If you get to see your boyfriend/girlfriend everyday, please. be. thankful. for. it. Do not, for one moment, take it for granted.
i feel weird whenever an acquaintance suddenly likes one of the grps i like / rts something related to them........
What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? I had to cry when I cut the onion into pieces.
The worst thing about the present immigration is that it 's spread all over the country .
My dad says: If I wanna be cool, I gotta use drugs. He's a coroner, FWIW.
"@MasterOfClones Looks to eyeing through red eyeholes as he heard , not telling. Giving only a ""Hmph."""
What's the hardest part about having sex with twenty eight year Olds? There's twenty of them   If u have seen this joke blame my friend who took my phone to post it
No, because contrary to the memes, all the NFL teams essentially share the same moral compass. https://t.co/GJlp0Iwhvs
*Has upset stomach*  *Smokes j of Blue Dream*  *Doesn't have upset stomach*  Funny how that works. 
women are like wine . <repeat> some are white and dry while some are dark and full bodied . but to be honest , i could n't care less what mine are like as long as they 're cheap and go down nice and easy . <repeat>
Dr. Duke really drives into the nerve center of communism in this video clip .
I wanna be someone's WCW.. like how fucking cuteee.
Im not ugly cause im fat, im fat because im ugly
"@JustAShiftyFox ""I love you."" She turned her hand to hold his, beginning to eat, slowly. Judy occasionally glanced up at him while she ate."
Go back to China.
Let’s play a game: you tell me an improvement I could make, and I’ll tell you whether or not I’ve done it/have been doing it for years If there’s one I haven’t done, I’ll do it and I’m sure I’ll get a girlfriend in no time :)
Why are black peoples palms white? Cause they were praying when god burned them.
I Support LGBTQ Activities L - Let’s  G - Go B - Beat T - The Q - Queers
Cop: are you drunk? Me: no I was just frantically trying to put on crazy bitch for the PP protesters
I'm not weird, you're just a faggot
fuck i meant 10. i cant type bc the bus is violently vibrating and its also almost midnight
What's common between Newton and the kid i stabbed to death? Newton Died virgin.
I don't understand people who enjoy having groups of friends Group interaction and conversations are incredibly annoying even to just have to listen to, I can't imagine how horrible it would be to participate in them.
#WeWantDhulipalla in cabinet. For what the fucking reason you're ignoring this guy @ncbn @naralokesh @JaiTDP
Why do Japanese people have such squinty eyes? Atomic bombs are pretty bright.
Netflix censored Bill Nye episode to remove segment about biological basis for gender • r/videos
What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Tell her that a very young girl like you should not be smoking....   smoking cigarettes have been proven to be injurious to fetus.
What is the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In a crucifixion, they throw out the whole Jew.
"Madam, your son just called me ugly!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."
"@lildurk_: I can turn yo bitch into a eaterrrrrrrrr"
A red bull a day keeps the niggers away
"RT @bxtestana: ""I hate Norma Bates, she's crazy"" you don't even understand the character? look at her past and the hell she lived then shu…"
Hello takebakamer1211 You are not typing to yourself , we can all see your message .
Last night I was eating some pussy And I tasted horse semen. Now I know how my daughter died.
Yesterday we saw pics of dead children. Do you think that tomorrow we'll see the photos of the babies we're killing now?
"I'm gonna start linking to this tweet when someone calls me an idiot as a way of saying ""Bruh I already know that."""
My girlfriend complained that she was bad at spelling during sex. I replied, “Of course you are! You’re only six!”  Note: throwaway account bc I don’t want my gf to see this
what do you call a sheet of metal leaning on a tree ? free aboriginal housing .
Im not sure of a site but those stats are from `` The Color Of Crime '' book .
What's even worse than black men? Black women feminists.
What do you call a picture of smoke? A Jewish family photo
You incels are ugly This is why you're incel
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall.
I sleep most of the day away and wake up feeling AWFUL
Leaked phone call shows Newly appointed Jewish government in Ukraine behind sniper attacks on protesters and police | European Daily News.org Thank god for the internet .
Shows what sub human group these negroid belong , the poor horse got an infection from the dirty pervert .
RT @s0x____: kiss me like you miss me, fuck me like you hate me.
At McKnight.mp3 feat P.I.Z dropping on the _th April.☔☔ God thank you &#128583;&#128583; Please RT Its a heavy tracc &#128293;&#128293;&#128077;
Whats green and hangs in my back garden? Its MY nigger and I'll paint it whatever colour I want to!
No, no, not that picture, we need to find one where the girl has more clothes on, she looks like she wants it.
if orange is the new black , does that make trump our <number> d black president ?
what 's the best way to wash down five hundred chocolates ? katrina .
People like him are the fucking problem!!! So annoying
The Most Dispersed Country In The World Is? A. Maldives B. Indonesia C. Malaysia D. Philippines Ans is [ A - Maldives ] #GeneralKnowledge
bad news in the air.... i hate to break it &#128080;&#127996; that's your wife⁉️ on the low i hate to say it.... that bitch BASIC‼️- @iitsAD
what 's the hardest part about being a muslim ? pilot school
whats the diffrence between princess diana and my computer When my computer crashes I actually give a fuck
There should be a Man march so I can finally get some use out of my collection of dick hats
The words "Stable Genius" bought Trump about six months rent-free in the minds of every outraged NPR listening cat lady Never Drumpfer 😂 Truly genius 
There was a blackout last night. So I told my slave to go turn on the backup power supply.
What is the only football team a black person can join? The stealers.
Where do black and white people meet for the first time? The auction.
My problem with the Moore denials is they aren't furiously angry rebukes (which they should be), rather they are carefully crafted legalese.
What never eats but still is alive? The children of africa
i wish i had somebody to talk to,like i have people to talk to ya'know,but not about the things that keep me up at night...
Whats the difference betweeen a feminist and a piece of shit? I don’t know.
what do you say to mike tyson after his arms and legs get cut off ? " hey nigger . "
What do you call it if a box car train with Jews crashes? Fast track.
i love how the local news is making sure to send their mulatto reporters to cover the honky-pocalypse in Charlottesville.
The best part about posting to WoW forums is that it's only for ppl that have played the game &amp; thus will keep many gaters from descending.
i guess bradley manning really is a woman i mean , how else could he fuck up killing himself ?
How dare I troll people that go out of their way to try to destroy my life. @_Thirst48
Has anyone played Pokemon GO in Texas this past week? Looks like a great water biome, they are swimming with water pokemon right now.
What's the difference between a pothead and a Muslim woman? A Muslim woman doesn't want to get stoned
Sitting in the car is a date, watching movies is a date, laying in bed is a date. A date doesn't require your wallet only you're time&#128149;
He proves that Will Rogers was right: “An empty wagon rattles the most.”
Whats worse than a Jason Aldean concert? Being black
#followfriday time! You guys are so so awesome!! Thanks for the support &#128522; #GamersUnite @dayylin @Nintendork9
Teacher :: Black men are naturally more aggressive and strong than white men. Me:: No, it has to depend on the man, surely. Teacher :: Not really, no white man could... Me:: Your husband is 6ft tall well built and my dad is 5'7ft and very lean, your husband could wipe the floor with him. Teacher :: There are odd exceptions but, in general. I was 15, Secondary School, England  2001. Made me feel gobsmacked worried that I would be graded unfairly.
How do you get a black person down from a tree? You cut the rope.
What’s blue and white and red all over? A cop at a BLM rally.
What Do A Woman And A Bar Have In Common? Liq-Her In The Front, Poke Her In The Back.
How are black people like monkeys? They both hang from trees
Keeping up with the Kardashians proves your life is already broken.
A man already accused of killing two women and suspected in the deaths of as many as 30 more was charged with raping and murdering five other victims .
Omg just rec a Dm From a company saying their intrested in my eyes-&amp;want me to send some photos in,they're an optician company..wow!!
&#8220;@Weakass_Drex: If Jennifer Hudson can lose weight anybody can you fat ass hoes!!!&#8221;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
How many Jews does it take to have fun? 6 million and a furnace.
With some dog breeds, it's advised that you don't look at them directly in the eye. I've found a simple solution to that problem. Anal.
And BLL opening credits music by Michael Kiwanuka, Cold Little Heart ❤️&#128076;&#127926;(music video with Keith Stanfield also excellent).
what do you do when your dishwasher stops working You punch her in the face and remind her of her duties
racism&#128564; isnt real&#128581;&#127995;‍♂️ anymore, you stupid niggers&#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
why do negros dance to the left ? because they have no rights .
Love like you're insane Love somebody insanely Let them love you too. 
We're very sorry if we offended you. This was very uncomfortable for us. The problem was not you, G-d forbid, but that your relationship would become a topic at the Shabbos table that might cause our other guests discomfort and confuse our children. Again we apologize for offending you. Shabbat Shalom.
If the government is shut down and I don't notice any difference, I should be able to get a full refund on the money they've taken that I'm apparently getting nothing in exchange for.
Lets fucking gooooooo! @therealestnova #TheRapGameSeason3Winner #RepresentLatinos!
She said she wouldn't fuck me if were the last people on earth... But if we're the last people on earth who's gonna stop me.
For non-morons For incel non-morons - /r/IncelDiscussions  For non-morons generally - /r/nonmorons  I am posting this in case anyone wants refuge from the idiocracy of modern culture of which /r/incels is very much a part.
What place do black people like to be peaceful? In their coffin.
I don't understand how someone can be so damn stupid &#129318;&#127997;‍♂️
What do you call an autistic child after they’ve been hit by a car? Mashed potatoes
There is one language I don't understand and that language is.....Snowflake libtard!
A NASA study found that while a 15-minute nap might not make you feel physically better, it still boosts cognitive performance.
OKAY I GUESS THEY DO. THAT'S COOL. NOW, WHAT ABOUT REMOVING SOMEONE FROM A REPLY? HOW'S THAT WORK NOW?
So happy you remind me this I have a little altar portraying a bronze buste of Beethoven on my bedside table along with one of Wagner ( he was Beethovenian fan too )
For those who have been following #WillieUpdate (s)... FYI... about 15 mins ago, he went and found one of his LOUDEST toys (understand that Willie has about 60 toys), and was running around the house making the biggest racket he could, ... just to be annoying....lol.... but it just warmed my heart
"""There is no reason for you to hide, it's so hard for me staying here all alone, when you could be takin me for a ride."""
What do Ethiopian students do in their free time? Starve
Thanks for following @Alt-renaissance  @AnitaShaffer369 @tim_lajoie @Alt-Yoga
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with. The other is used to carry groceries
Is it too early for a shot of tequila?
Woman makes a surprising comment about how men should behave, unknowingly being massively hypocritical if a man were to say the same thing about breast feeding.
&#8220;@trillasfvck: all these bitches getting mommy money&#8221; niggas too.
Inspiration When life is hard, things get gritty fight everyday, for dat ass and n’ tiddy. It may get rough, it could become witty. Just keep on fightin for ass n’ tiddy.
What's the difference between a black slave and a black surfer? One hangs high and the other hangs loose.
On April 05, 2017, I traveled 15269 steps , 12.639093399 km, burned 601.94 calories, and was active for 2h 29m. #UP #Jawbone
I really need a pet so that i can distract myself from missing him so much hahahaha. And yes I'm serious.
How do you make a baby explode You convert it to islam
When i'm rich off my app/software ideas, ur gonna catch me dressin up like Asap Rocky or Travis Scott while speaking to thousands of people.
What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard
What do you call it when you are beating up a mentally insane person? Busting A Nut
normies dont know what its like to suffer there whole life they have had it easy,barley lonely,never had to deal with mental illness,and yet they pass judgment on us,we have every right to dislike them
Why isnt there Mom jokes? Cause it's not funny
I'm ushering at a musical. Before the show, I volunteer to help carry some lighting equipment. Technician:: That's too heavy for a girl. Let someone else get it. Me:: I'm not incapable of carrying it, thanks. I pick it up and we carry the equipment down to one of the theatre rooms. Technical Director:: (pointing at the two of us) Just saying, I'm calling THIS right now. (The implication being that the techie and I will start dating) Me:: Oh, please. I'm TOTALLY gay. Technical Director:: I don't think you know that. I felt patronized, underestimated, distrusted, frustrated, and angry. As if he knows me better than I know myself.
VINTAGE MOD SUSIE SAD EYES SOUL SISTER BLACK DOLL PRE BLYTHE / KEANE https://t.co/fcuy8rIqU8 https://t.co/y1gLt2Sjmh
no one else in the fucking universe likes trans girl fox
I will never in my life step foot into an Arab state other than Yemen. The rest of them are such fucking inhuman pigs
why are aspirins white ? because they work
To all the black kids without fathers, don't be so upset. In a few years, you'll get to meet them when you go to prison.
Heat bitches!!!!!!!!!!!
*previous work plugs for a job vacancy advertisment online* May the force be with you applicant. I hope you'll stay longer than I did. Lol&#128514;
"@EternityInGreen ""Morning Dr. Banner! I hate mornings but then again I haven't slept all day! Haha! How are you?"""
RT @BrosConfessions: Ungrateful bitches ... http://t.co/aQCGKBxkcm
what is called when an african american man has erectile dysfunction ? black cock down
"In the words of Kendrick Lamar: ""I'm so fucking sick and tired of the photoshop"""
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs? You call him names.
Is it just a coincidence that black ice is the most dangerous?
what do you call a nine year old with no friends ? a sandy hook survivor
what do you call a jewish person who 's just been for a shower ? cleansed
Would you call 911 if you witnessed a SJW having a heart attack?
Don't forget to catch us tomorrow for the last workplace challenge on @964thewave with @badgersupdate
Retweeted ihatequotes™ (@ihatequotes): Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get.
i am reading the fellowship of the ring and i swear i don't remember boromir being so damn annoying
Pretty fucking sick of this pattern: Many women recount same experience, men insist they're still right in spite of said experience
(My teenaged brother) needs a man to explain this stuff to him.
what do you call a black shooter in space ? cosmonaut
I liked a @YouTube video from @nintend0_thumb https://t.co/ickoR7HHra SMB3 Boss Rush Cave by Zach ~ SUPER MARIO MAKER ~ NO COMMENTARY
The only 3 things a guy should wanna change about his girl is her last name, her address and her viewpoint on men.
Now would be a great time to blow myself up... I hear they just got a new shipment of virgins in heaven.   Florida massacre
Girlfriend is hard pressed for shit to do now that her wrists are busted. Anyone got any suggestions?
What is 8 pounds and requires you to peel it before you seal it? A fetus.
Lol, Asian gay guys are too girly, I suppose.
What’s the difference between a fart coming out of someone’s ass and the gas chamber? Nothing. Both methods killed the Jews, except the gas chamber killed more of them while a single fart kills one Jew.
Recent medical studies shows that obesity can cause lots of problems in pregnant women.  I think there’s nothing to worry about it. If a woman is obese, she won’t be pregnant in the first place.
Fat bitch
Rampant paternity fraud: [AskReddit x-post] What secret do you know that could destroy someone?
If I damaged my car because ignorant Frick-faces don't know how to drive around a mcdonalds imma be super pissed.
I'm gonna sleep. I'm not a fucking bottom bitch. We can cuddle, @gothicmocha , but I have to be the big spoon.
"Finally got my gf to watch #WynonnaEarp last night. She kept calling Bobo ""The Badonkadonk"" so you win some you lose some I guess."
What do you call a black wizard? a negromancer
"Bylsma on Justin Bailey: ""He did quite well up here, and the challenge is sustaining that. Saw dips and inconsistencies in his game."""
Show them William Pierce videos and tell them they are out of any inheritance if they become race traitors .
Sweetie you are a dependent, and you might be broke too if your parents didn't pay all of your bills...please be seated.
Are you really going to let a GIRL beat you?
SWF looking for long walks on the beach with a lightweight NoSQL/kv store. must have good ruby libs, serverless à la SQLite would be a plus.
What is the diffrence between Jews and pizza? Pizza don't scream while it is baking.
1 horrible cunt that Ross Barkley. 2 bad tackles and 1 shocking tackle. How the fuck is he still on the pitch!!
Oh my God! Yea, that shooting at Haas last week was so crazy! I feel like I go to a ghetto school now!
Am I the frigid bitch of this group? I always thought I was a Reese.
No judge or government has the right in my opinion to tell parents how to raise their kids - any home school has to be better than having your kids endure a public school brainwashing any day !
What do you call a bunch of Muslim superheroes? Suicide squad
Actually I never had too many women until I became a white nationalist .
niggas always want to take advantage of everything . just stupid
Wadhwa only cares about Wadhwa - not women in tech. #stopwadhwa2015
Make £45 today #BookieBashing! Follow our easy instructions &amp; start earning NOW SEE @ukbookiebash for #FREE sign up #workfromhome #RT
Women don't like being treated equally to men, sees having to pay child support as oppression.
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper? Being fingered by Captain Hook.
How do you keep black people from hanging out in your backyard? Hang them out front.
I'm about to turn my read receipts back on. Mfs keep hollin I know you got my text. Yep &amp; I'm going to let you know I did ☺
Waiting to hear Ada Limon read her wi derfil poetry. https://t.co/rBj64sJcym @ Alley Theatre https://t.co/aYlNK7WDCw
Richmond police just made a Kissyface it Leo.
Kurds in Berlin : Germany : Watch thousands of Kurdish protesters rally in Berlin - YouTube and Hamburg : Germany : See Hamburg SWAMPED in anti-IS global action day - YouTube Munich : Zwei Zwillings-Paare kommen munter und gesund zur Welt - MÃ 1\/4 nchen - Bild.de
@Jamieblog @ctrent Just shocked that it stuck. And shocked the Reds haven't booked Ric Flair yet. I prefer woo birds to boo birds
#YesAllWomen are tired of "strength" being defined solely as upper body muscular strength and then being called "inferior" and "weak."
If you're gonna make an omelette, you gotta crack a few eggs And if you're gonna make the paper, you gotta crack a few skulls.
What's the difference between boy scouts and Jews? Scouts get to leave the camps
[META] We knew three years ago that they were creating shill account to control the discussion here.
I'm chopping my hair today and I'm so fucking NERVOUS wtf
"Traveling to Agbor in Delta state, Nigeria for Art Of Loving "" Youth Leadership Training Program"" — traveling to Banin"
I had sex with my cousin once. It was relatively good.
Sometimes I think of what I would do in a mass shooting event if I ran out of ammo.
I gave my Syrian girlfriend a present today It was an 8ft chain instead of a 6ft chain so she can almost see out of the window now
What do you call a white girl who’s faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin
Spanish activists to organize a protest meeting in favor of joint custody and against discriminatory laws on Father's Day
bitches ain&#8217;t shit, and they ain&#8217;t saying nothin&#8217;
You seem to have no grasp of the fact that it is the jews who have stolen German identities in the first place to blend in .
"RT @DanMcFarlane9: ""This guy TKO’s people. When I knock people out they don’t fucking move."" - Eddie Alvarez"
@BigD757 too bad hes a faggot
Novel 1H NMR relaxometry methods to study the proton distribution and water migration properties of tobacco: Anal.… https://t.co/3X1fysUKQB
SCREW THE FRICKING ASSHOLE TRAITOR MITCH.....this entire thing is HIS FAULT
What goes up a hill faster: a black guy or a truck? The black guy, because he had chains
I had to show this , Macedonian handball fans in Zadar , Croatia .
My sense of humour is so dark It pays child support
my african friend asked me if he could ask for bob and vegene i told him "u better ask for food"
I did the whole rainbow inspired hair colors from ages 14 - 17 .
You can cope however you want, women are capable of pure love and will geniunly take care of you but we will never have it
Do you think normies are lying in threads like these?
normies literally condone females selling their poo online fucking disgusting
I case you didn't know, don't scratch your balls with OFF on your hand. 
Can I bring another bitch or nah
I tried to share some food with a homeless person on the street. He told me to fuck off and get my own
The Muslim threat level is now at 'Critical'.
Wanna hear my favorite oximoron? Black people.
What do you call a black Nobel Prize winner? A nigger.
CADDLE DIE YOU YOURSELF DIE KINSMEN DIE BUT I KNOW ONE THING WHICH NEVER DIES JUDGEMENT OF A DEADMANS LIFE
we've gone from "Don't Believe It Unless You Hear It Direct From Trump" to "Don't Believe It Even When You Hear It Direct From Trump Cause Sometimes Trump Says The Exact Opposite Of What He Means" 
I find it kind of funny that they include no women in that picture. perhaps they didnt realize women are integral to a nation. otherwise i think its a great idea and wish them best of luck .
As a victim of fraud, I am strongly opposed to closing prisons to all non-violent female offenders.
Asking north Korea not to make nuclear weapons is a bit like asking an Audi driver not to drive too close to the car in front.
How do you get 11 million followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I just want to live in the world where I can feel empowered for sending dick pics to fems I also want to be able to make a living out of selling my cum stained boxers, does that make me entitled or ambitious?
Now now lets not discriminate between muslims and jews , I say get them all back to the middle east and turn the whole sand pit to radioactive glass .
I hate that headass bitch *********** i hope she rots in hell
What do fat women and a pile of bricks have in common? The both get laid by Mexicans
The stupid thing about SJW BLM feminazis etc is that all sane humans value these same things on a healthy level.. but they blow it up 10000% and it makes everyone who isn't psychotic and schizophrenic look like bigots because we don't have rainbow hair and protest naked covered in baby blood
President Trump should allow people to donate $100 to buy a brick for the wall that will be embossed with the donor's name.
Clerk: Didja want Magnum condoms or Magnum ice cream bars?
Why did Stacy cross the road? She forgot to put on her seatbelt.
BBC News: Prison rioters 'must be punished'  If only there was a place they could be sent to where they couldn't do this sort of thing.
After seeing all these pictures of Mohammed lately, I've finally figured out why he was so against his image being shown -  He was an ugly cunt.
Why did the arrested black man have a gun? The cops couldn't find it, so they gave him one.
let 's be honest here . <repeat> the real reason why the great irish potato famine happened was because the irish figured out that they could also eat the potatoes .
#HappyBDayDanielFromPH your name should be spelled as dayniel cause you make my DAY a lot better ❤❤❤ (sorry jonah ily) @SeaveyDaniel
These bitches boringgggg
Can someone explain what this women's day off is and what it's supposed to accomplish?
“Compassion is no substitute for justice.”  ― Rush Limbaugh
I just asked a simple question and my post gets removed from r/FA
What do a girl's bedroom and a dead boy have in common? I'd like to come inside even if I have to break through.
I'm not racist Because racism is a crime, and crime is only for black people
I would just like to raise an eyebrow at all the people that were like "whaaaat" when I talked about how much I hated Lenovo laptops before.
Are you guys tired of being lumped in with rich old white men in politics and in business, while you toil away and live from paycheck to paycheck?
I wish my grass was emo... So it could cut itself.
Ha I was just on there , stopped reading it to come on here and this was the first thing I saw .
Askreddit thread about male rape victims reenforces just how bad men have it on this and demonstrates what an actual rape culture looks like
What do you call 5 black people having sex? A 3-some
Almost everyone I know that takes cabs uses Uber. They just feel really bad about it.
Ukraine needs to rid itself of these Jewish Oligarchs .
My first time having sex was a lot like the 100 meter dash Nine black guys and a gun were involved
Why are all women left handed? Because they don't have rights.
What is another way to describe a school shooting? Population control
Everyone in Ireland has a duty to make life as difficult for blacks as possible if our children are too have any kind of future .
What did the black girl get after having an abortion? $500 from crime stoppers
The "Sleeping Giant" everyone always refers to is actually White Nationalism...  
Personally, I think this whites becoming the minority thing is being used by our enemies to discourage white voter turn out .
I can't tell you how happy I was when my son told me to make him a sandwich. I've always been a consentual cannibal.
Now I seperate from niggas I don't trust niggas that ain't starve wit me and all the bitches I didn't fuc !
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#Hyères #footjob throat #sexo #uniforms #planq #incall #chatroom blowjob #kikhorny #dirty https://t.co/zJbnUSfh2C
"When people say ""you've changed"" there's a 95% chance that you just stopped acting the way they wanted you to."
What do you call a dead man walking? TotalBiscuit
Homestuckers will be really fucking crazy so I eat Highlander II: The Quickening (1991).
this is a retarded question but what's the Pokemon in your avatar
How do you call a car thief that can't drive? A black woman.
What the fuck is wrong with these players? No fighting spirit whatsoever! Losing the ball and then walking!!!!
Me and my wife really set the fucking bedroom on fire the other night... Evidently aggravated arson carries a minimum 10 year prison sentence
RT @OfficialA1King: The face you make when you see a hoe trying to preach on twitter http://t.co/2T1UkUDQBw
But she's black!
What's the difference between homeless people and rats? Nothing, they both are infestations to big cities
The job of a worship leader is to call people to worship, then guide them in declaring the news that He is King.
I can't even find the words to describe how much I value the work of all the people I've met during this time. How much I love all of them.
"""Is it saint Patrick's day or am I fucking tweaking"""
Can someone please tell me that I am not the only one who thinks that Dylan Minnette and Logan Lerman are alike? #13ReasonsWhy
what 's the difference between a jew and a bullet ? a bullet can escape the chamber
Surveying gender is easy because there's only male and female.
Why do they say, "once you go black, you never go back?" Because HIV really limits your options.
@Wez_Khalifa99 And once he called me an ungrateful bitch and retarded nigga in an argument. It's how we argued. Now… https://t.co/wu2TgdPhK6
Not only is this case typical of the feral sub humans but it 's a perfect example for our people of how totally out of control they are and that they cannot be allowed to remain among us .
Fat girls, landwhales, ugly girls So on online dating why do they think they are entitled to chad?
If you send a follow request and I know you, I'll likely approve it. If I don't know you... meh. maybe.
I don't think Tucker realized how bad it is and Andrew presented the case well!
RT @RiRiHumor: it's almost been 5 fucking years and i'm still in shock https://t.co/DoZpdSjqBL
ik was watching a outdoors hunting show in Canada today. looks to me they have every thing we have channel 604 on direct tv
What’s the difference between Jell-o and Jewish girl? Jello moves when you eat it..
I love black people What, can't be wholesome here automod?
What's red, white, and black ?
Wanna hear a joke? Black Lives Matter
what 's the difference between feminists and hockey players ? hockey players shower after <number> periods .
Whom do you dislike more, your mother or your father?
Why should they ban weed from hospitals? I don't like my vegetables baked.
If someone came to your house and robbed you, you'd shoot em But normies come in here and blatantly disrespect you and you all take it like cucks hahah.
This disgusting negro makes us ( white people ) look bad .
@DigestSas @Mamdhata @AgentSaffron They are angry with me &amp; wanted to attack with a truck loaded with bomb becoz I… https://t.co/c7hu8JjT4l
I dont appreciate u cheatin n then u commentin on the girl u cheated on me with while havin another girl thats jus wrong n no self respect&#128175;
Why does the KKK need to be stopped? Coz the keep killing our fuckin slaves
how do you fit a group of jews into a mercedes ? <number> in the front , <number> in the back and <number> in the ashtray .
What do you call vegetables that are having a threesome A triple cripple
@peacebewithus11 @PolitikMasFina See how that worked against the green party's supposed ideals. Now we have a govt… https://t.co/SHh8qgO8Zc
Bitches be so press for friends it's embarrassing, dat look so bad&#128514;
Imagine that a girl want have sex with you I can't even imagine that it's impossible even if she likes my personality lol i can't
I almost fell off my chair with sadness and anger when I heard this from the vanguard site .
[X-post from /r/TheBluePill] Pardon the possible over-generalization, but honestly, does a lot of society as a whole just NOT fucking care about women?
I'm going to be stuck as a fucking bitch stickers again.
Welcome to America! Give me a call.
Her:: (talking about her sister): I'm worried that her whole life is going to fall apart and she'll be living in a trailer park. Me:: Not that there's anything wrong with that. Her:: Of course not...but she can't raise her kids in a trailer park. I was with two middle-aged, upper-middle class women after a domestic violence advocacy meeting. I grew up in a trailer park and loved it. Made me feel like I had to defend my childhood and my parents. I get frustrated when where I spent my childhood is considered the worst possible place to live.
Cause darling I wake up just to sleep with you, I open my eyes so I could see with you, And I live so I can die with you. &#128571;&#128571;&#128571;
So Toronto Police are investigating a `` racist '' `` alt-right '' poster found on a telephone poll near a school .
made a very intricate and beautiful song and now it's time to finish this bottle of wine and make stupid shit to make the clurb go dumb 2
Husband: "Right now, for this Women's Day, I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world!" Wife: "Oh dear, I will miss you!"
You know the only good thing about being a Jewish chimney sweeper in Auschwitz? You get to have all your family and friends around you.
I have a suggestion for distribution of your collection .
Whats the difference between a Nigger and a Jew? Nothing. They're both thieving bastards
My friend married a cancer patient. Looks like he got himself a honeymoon.
[Crosspost] It makes me angry how often the TIFU sub is full of men getting screwed just because they are men
hey remember the Japanese where on the Good side during WW2 on a light note , ya , I can be idolized and all my coworkers , we are all heroes ready to build the next rail gun cannons that will power WW3
How shocked would yall be if I got a bitch on yall
My wife caught me fucking our daughter A nigger got shot just now.
I'm 31 turning 32 The women my age have hit the wall but I'd still cream inside them if they gave me the chance.
123 - BG 456 - MK 78 - BG 910 - MK 6 errors from 10 , as you see is same like before , average answares are 5 / 5 , 1 less or more do n't change it .
The Obama Era is the largest collection of treasonous acts upon this country, since it's founding.
Notice there haven't been any #MeToo accusations made against Islamic Supremacists?
Never let a nigga take advantage of the fact you love him to where he think you supposed to let everything he do slide❗️
Sorry, I'm not going to say GamerGate is the same as ISIS, and you can shove your donation up your ass. @PeerWorker
I waited 8 years for this fucking moment oh my god
There could be if could put together something we have had interest from people in Manitoba before .
bill cosby does n't make rape jokes . <repeat> because he takes it very seriously .
What’s the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes back from back
fascinating how black people are complaining about the oscars having no black nominees . <repeat> now they know how we feel watching the bet <allcaps> awards
A "random scientist" that keeps blogging about me. A sexist asswipe that told me to not bother with my projects coz he did it @anansi234
Well, I have trouble concentrating too sometimes. Everybody does. Some people can manage it, though, and some can't.
IM SO FUCKING PISSED!!! I HATE YOU TRUMP, I WANTED TO START WW3
We've got only one of two players in the squad playing today who has what it takes to up the game when it's needed the most.
telling your mates what girls have told you in confidence because they trust you makes you a shitty guy sorry about it
if i still a virgin at the age of 20 years I KI-LL MYSELF i promised this when i was 17yo kek
How do you name a jew pokémon trainer Ash
Fuck this place, I lost the war. I hate you all, your mom's a whore.
Clay's mom is annoying and Hannah's Dad is an asshole
Vonny Watts, Jean Hatchet, Fulwood, faildox?
What do you get when a Muslim and a Mexican have a baby? A child too lazy to blow himself up.
today: meetings, meetings, phone calls, so much prep for announcement tomorrow!
When you're a straight female but you and your guy friends still stare at ass together #AssForDays #friends #Guyfriend
What did the black, blind, deaf and mute kid get for christmas? Aids.
I don't make music for niggas that don't get bitches
Mana would legit be a retard driving an F1 car and telling the people that are made up of 3 vienna sausages.
2017-03-30 19:05:00.502206 -- latest data from 2017-03-11 19:01:32 - Temperature: 9.2 C - Humidity: 60 % - Wind: 0.0 km/h --
I have concluded from the "Death Wish" controversy that the left is now trying to portray Jews as Fascists, so they can combine all of their hatreds into a single category to save headspace in their small minds.
sweetie, you wandered into my mentions threatening me with financial consequences. this isn't bullying. it's backbone. @PeerWorker
Gays are an important part of any military. You need someone to rape the men.
pedophilia a touchy subject
A man of opposite color of white is offensive I just want to state my hate for them   /s might be needed
If it were my work I'd be pissed. And @Historiann is right, there's an angle here where men &amp; women are judge don't (and used) differently.
I don't know what's more stressful, midterms or flappy birds.
we should not help poor african children they are not entitled to food, they should be confident and funny
Women are like wine: I can only afford the really cheap ones that have the big, ugly boxes that leak.
Safe havens for ILLEGAL immigrants is absolute nonsense. The left are protecting their voting base by harboring criminals. Citizens b damned
&#128514;&#128514; &#8220;@JusDahl &#8220;@JustKorey &#8220;@JusDahl: Y'all have boring sex.&#8221; Nope.. I lick the side of my bitch face when I'm hittin it from the back&#8221;&#8221;
The only time I screamed was when Tyrese tackled that hoe ass bitch #TheWalkingDead
How do you make a cat say "Woof?" Pour gasoline on it and light it on fire
FFS - Clegg has been given a Knighthood - this system needs to be changed, he is NOT worthy of a Knighthood- he’s a Fascist Left wanker
How do you become the most popular kid in school? You shoot it up.
RT @omgkatiee: For every like I'll take a shot, get me fucked y'all
Being Ugly with an Instagram Sucks I was born a failure
&#8220;@thachosenkid321: What hoes do I have tbh on the highest of keys&#8221;  same
Show me on the doll where the confederate statue touched you.
I like how cays mf ass favorited my tweet but didn't text me bacc &#128514; hate that hoe.
How do you prevent a baby from burning to death? Take it out of the oven.
Fuck that nigga's shit up! Olivia's pussy got Fitz going batshit!!!
Everytime I clean the room my mom tells me "what bitch is coming over this time" lmao what a dick !!
Hey normies, if you are not sure whether a girl likes you, she doesn't im sorry, but its true.
i love this web site cause i can be free to do what i want on other socal sites i feel the squeeze its like a police state
def leppard is the best music to drive to . <repeat> you can air - drum with one arm and drive with the other .
Always remember, it was normies that enacted the Holocaust, acted in the Slave Trade, and committed every atrocity in history Normies are evil
What do you say when your TV is floating at midnight? "Drop it Nigger"
Bitch keep on &#128524; my reaction bouta pop off bad on you &#128175;&#129335;&#127997;‍♀️
Why are women raped? It’s only rape if you fuck a person
Oh my god my dad is so fucking annoying oh my FUCKKKK
What was Jesus Christ’s favorite band? Nails
Any nicca gettin it n da ass is a fag! &#8220;@CruellaDeTrill: Howw? Please explain this twitter logic. I'm confused. &#128553; @Im_Yung_Jay @YuTwatching&#8221;
Name one similarity between Gamestop and the Holocaust Both enslave their workers
What does Marijuana and the Qur'an have in common? Burn it and you get stoned
Ain Fucking The Puxxy So Yuh Know Somebody Else Is
Please RT #interiordesign #homedecor #decoration Pallet Wood Wall Mount Silverware Holder... https://t.co/iovJxMlqVU
when someone uses my last name to introduce or address me, i always feel like i'm in trouble.
What’s the best thing about having sex with 21 year olds? There’s 20 of em
the level 99 one was so fucking bonkers it was glitched im fucking yelling
White South Africans should be free to move where ever they like in Euorpe .
I'm fucking meeting aj lee with my wrestling mom @nicoletishaa &#128153;
What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics? Legs
Who is every jew's hero? Santa Claus! He's the only one who got out of the chimney alive.
I was thinking on how Stephen hawking would get to heaven... and the only thing I can think of is I hope there's a handicap ramp
Watching other BSD devs tell roguestar he's wrong and it is delicious.
I been popping pills and fucking bitches, I feel like a rockstar
It's only a few real bitches I know.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. I never knew 1 years old could talk.  Especially with a dick in the mouth.
Shoutout to Subway Australia For fundraising for prostate cancer research in a country dominated by feminists.
All editors and Designers link edits and ports for @JediRebellion For a chance to join a team on the come up :)
" is your name kim jong - un , m'boy ? " " no papa " " then finish off your vegetables "
I did some graffiti on one of the walls of the abortion clinic. "No Children Allowed"
I feel like it's more commercials &amp; pregame hype than it is hoops. I love basketball, but I'm losing interest even before the first tip. #NC
YouTube - Fight At Chuck E. Cheese In California !
I love blocking people who watch your page for months and then finally comment from the heart because they have never liked you. #Losers &#128514;&#128175;&#128293;
I'm fucking sick of double standards! Santa can go into a child's room and empty his sack but when i do it it's all tears and policemen.
My lil cousin be hating. Bitches always want the older nigga, not my fault nor did I fuck the bitch so chill..lol
It sure is weird how I only ever see mean things being attached to the gamergate hashtag.
Classmate:: So, which one of your parents is black and which is white? Me:: My mom is white and my dad is black. Classmate:: (trying to by funny) So, your mom was a rape victim? I was 17 years old.
If history teaches anything, it teaches that self-delusion in the face of unpleasant facts is folly.”  ― Ronald Reagan
did you hear about the woman who got hit by a car ? police are questioning why she was out of the kitchen .
My bible says what applies to men applies to women so don't tell me it's a man's nature to cheat &amp; they are weak,don't tell me that rubbish
The reason people become homebodies ... they are tired of being surrounded by idiots
"""I can tell... We've both believed in mean gods. We've both spend our money on things that break too easily, like... people."""
HAHAH we all know harry hasn't been dating since he met Louis fucking Tomlinson :))
My girlfriend like to pretend she’s 13 when we’re in bed together Which I told her is weird and pointless since she’ll be 13 next year
I just received some texts that I should have gotten during the National Championship and boy was that a rush to read
YouTube banning gun channels? Gun channels banning YouTube.
what do you call a good looking muslim ? asif
"@POTUS @oreillyfactor Bill O""Reilly did nothing wrong, says the Donald He probably just grabbed some pussy Like a president!"
Can someone else take a fucking call at this help desk
Where do gay Jewish boys hide when the nazis are searching their house? The closet
Special ed classes are superior to the rest in, at least, one thing Chromosome average
my dad got stupid mad yesterday that he went to my room got all my clothes and my makeup threw them outside my door. I hate him so much.
That was two girls!
your face is awful. @DarkSim7 @InvisibleJimBSH @iam8bit
what 's the difference between my wife and my pc ? <allcaps> my pc does n't scream and cry when i beat the shit out of it .
Why the fuck am I getting a “Wow, such empty” message?
@freeyungnwild "bitches talk shit, you got the right to swerve" god damnit you are da shittt
a jew and a black are about to get shot, who dies first the jew had coins as body armor while the black dude had child support papers to protect himself
CASEY IS THE BEST PERSON TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER ON A BAD DAY LIKE LEGIT I FEEL LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS A CASEY IN THEIR LIFE&#128557;&#128514;
What's Hitler's favorite breakfast beverage? Freshly squeezed orange jews.
Mob boss: So, are you willing to kill women and children if necessary? “I’m a film major, I shoot disappointments for a living“
Why do white people have such a pleasant scent? So blind people can distinguish them from animals too.
I wouldn't call myself a feminist anymore.  I think I'm a realist now. I think maybe we're in denial and that men and women aren't necessarily capable of the same things. Maybe women need to make some sacrifices.
"if i wasnt in a work place id deck you" aye fucking right, I'd give you a tyson 4 combo nd end you with an uppercut. Shut the fuck up bitch
B-BUT ALL GUISE ONLY WANT EXTREMELY THIN BEACH CHICKS WITH DD BREASTS SO THAT JUSTIFIES MY ATTRACTION TO TALL MEN
How do you get 20 jews in the back seat of a Volkswagen? Toss a $50 in the back seat
Jihad is one of the Five Pillars of Islam. The whole thing is basically founded on going out and killing people for G-d.
I am of Irish GERMAN heritage and was born in America in the 70S and I never understood my place fully until I watched TGSNT.....AND MY LIFE CHANGED THAT DAY.....THANK YOU DENNIS WISE....AND ABOVE
What's worse than a worm in an apple? What's worse than a worm in an apple?  Cancer.
i'ont neva chase hoes they move to slow i let em chase me
One of the top posts on /r/AdviceAnimals, &amp; comment section filled with stories of profiling and discrimination.
What’s blue and black and hates sex? A 9 year old girl in my trunk
Ugly Incels If You Could Press A Button to deform the faces of every single chad and normie male in existence, would you do it?
should be a prenatal test to find out if you're gonna have one of those kids with tiny teeth and giant gums.
Did you hear about the nigger with insomnia? He kept waking up twice a week!
What's the difference b/w Jesus and a pic of Jesus? You need only one nail to hang the pic.
what is brown , red , orange , yellow , green , blue , and purple and chained to the fence around my yard ? my nigger . i 'll paint him whatever color i want .
"""Almost called you to ask if you were okay... u were eating A LOT of food on your IG story yday. Are you going through things?"" Wow thx &#128528;&#128514;"
YOUR NUDES LEAKED ETHAN !!! ETHAN ETHAN!! Bro your nudes! I thought you'd never take a nude! @EthanDolan #EthanDolanLeaked
Why'd the dog bark? Because a nigger was raping a child
Waiting to get released from the emergency room ran test nothing show up but they know something wrong need go see a specialist
don't care if it's real or fake just know that ass fat.
What happens when you grill up a retard You get assburgers
why do so many people think teen boys only want sex?
&#8220;@I_DontKIAra: done w. All these fuck niggas &#128554;&#128514; snip snip hoe &#9996;&#65039;&#9986;&#65039;&#8221; stfu
What do Jews and cars have in common They are full of gas
My slaves are like Minecraft trees They give me wood when I beat them
OH GOD IT LOOKS BAD THIS IS WHY I DONT FUCK WITH HIGHWAYS AND INTERSECTIONS
Spreading a woman's legs is like spreading butter It can be done with a credit card but I prefer to use a knife
What's the difference between a jew a dollar? I would care if I lost 6 million dollars
Women love being treated like pieces of meat by attractive men
Does anyone have a link to download of this book in English ?
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it
RT @Carlcjsmith: Don't tell a girl you'll never eat pussy, cus you just lost. That means all you do is have sex, and you boring.
All I be wanting to do is be comfortable; fussing with my hair has left me natural for 8 months &#128530; lord I cannot wait to get dressed again !!
You have not lived until you have been to the dildo aquarium
I snorted shit with more girls in my presence than a dude lmao coke head bitches..
AP  BREAKING: Ex-USA Gymnastics and Michigan State University doctor pleads guilty to molesting girls, faces minimum 25-year sentence.
The necrophilia jokes on this sub are dead Yes that was a joke but seriously stop it, there are plenty other dark jokes to make up.
Everyone Hates Me IRL Because I am Ugly it is so unfair to be persecuted for something I cannot control, such as my ugly face, just goes to show you, humanity is cruel and twisted.
Why is Mexico so bad at the Olympics? Because every mexican that can run, jump and climb is allready on the U.S.A
What do you get when a black guy knocks up a Mexican woman? 3/5 of a kid that's to lazy to steal.
Well, you do have a nice body... it's not really their fault.
Although many have asked us to put it aside in politics , this thread is for all those who see where HATE FITS IN and why WE NEED THE HATE WAVE TO CONTINUE .
All this nigga do is try to get me pregnant then tell his ex he don't fuck with me nomo &#128557;&#128557;&#128557;&#128557; you niggas weird
shopkeeper runs the numbers . fifteen skinheads chased a pakistani into a shop and proceed to kick seven flavours of shit out of him . eventually , the police arrived and arrested everyone . one of the coppers walked over to the shop assistant and asked if he saw it all happen . when the clerk replied , " yes , " the cop asked why he did n't help out . " i thought fifteen was enough , " came the reply .
Normal hair is no fun Braveheart .... Nature intended us to be white , having normal color hair was just an eXtra .
Hey @AmericanAir -- our Boy Scout summer camp flight reservations w/you are having problems. 50+ Scouts at risk of major complaint! #HELP
It is precisely for these reasons among others that I made the decision to align myself with WNs .
I'm about to see my best friend for the first time since like November even though we go to the same college and are 10mins from each other
I'm so tired of this damn job man, I wanna blow this bitch up lol
Latest example of #HindiHegemony is @timesnow that has started running blurbs in Hindi instead of English
Gangs of Black thieves rob... assault....terrorize ....and destroy.....AMERICA.....NEVER GIVE UP YOUR GUNS.....OR YOU ARE NEXT!
You hear a bunch of machine gun bullets and see a black man slump over dead on your porch, what do you do? Stop laughing and reload
Bitch you a swoop and I hate you and I regret ain't play ya
Instagram = vain. Snapchat = needy. Twitter = gossip. Facebook = dinosaur. Your most used determines u. Yep sounds about right!
If I had a dollar for every gender... I'd have $1.50
Normies and feminists: tesla is still NOT entitled to sex despite his peerless contribution to humanity, but Jeremy Meeks a criminal somehow is That's really what the normie entitlement argument boils down to.
"so we ""voted you as president and you ain't even made it a year and your already trying to start things you need help! &#128465;@POTUS"
Roastie needs a therapist because her husband wants to cuddle instead of having sex.
It is unconscionable that our regulatory bodies are so transparently in bed with corporate interests, and that they think we won't notice.
Since this place is being brigaded by Normie's, it's time to post one of the best things posted in this sub.
why do black people always end up in jail ? it 's cause chimps always get placed in a zoo when they are caught .
Humans are like bread. We all come from the same loaf of bread but are differently toasted. But who likes burnt toast?
Where are all the feminist and leftist riots/rallies in the streets against Hollywood's pedophilia and sexual harassment culture?
It always cracked me up to see middle-aged `` Skinheads '' hobbling around with their pantlegs rolled up and suspenders hanging down .
I'm tired of all the Holocaust jokes that's why we gas them.
I took that post and expanded on it in a new thread because I do n't want to derail the music thread .
#HackAlert Fri Mar 31 22:22:42 AEDT 2017 Failed password for root from 58.61.153.165 port 45977 ssh2
Many people in Nigeria don't seem to know what impunity is. The Senate has done more for Nigeria than the Executive. Aso Rock is useless.
Why did Hitler kill the out-of-time drummer? Rhythmic cleansing
RT @PrisonPlanet: FUCKING RUSSIANS AGAIN! &#128556; https://t.co/vFXhWTorR8
how can you tell if a shark met an asian ? its fins are missing .
All these bitches know that you're my nigga &#128075;
I Genuinely Hope a Nuclear War Breaks Out Let it end
I've been out all day today and I have n't seen a single one of ' em .
When the power goes out and you're in a room full of dead cats and you find out there was just an earthquake that you didn't feel :-----) oh
I'm in fact more ambitious than the Nazis, because I plan on physically removing somewhere around 100 million "people".
Yeah, well, you can bet HE won't have to pay to go to good college.
following an uprising that forced its longtime authoritarian president, Ali Abdullah Saleh, #YemenBleeds
I don’t get what the whole deal with the Holocaust is... I’m pretty sure Hitler just said “I wanna glass a juice” not I wanna gas the Jews.
What's the difference between a feminist and a knife? A knife has a point.
RT @illest_qveen: im sick of bitches , bitching about other bitches &#128530;
What do you call 2 intoxicated people having sex? Mutual rape
Did Jackie Coakley (UVA false rape accuser) commit a crime?
What does a homeless man get every day that a normal person doesn't? Hungry.
Compulsory femininity is expensive and exhausting. I don't want jewelry, perfume, makeup I carry around to reapply, hair accessories, etc.
She should be the employeer, and she needs to be a Mexican looking for a cleaning job.
I hope that all patriotic deplorable American's have a wonderful happy New year...god bless to you all...#MAGA #STORM ISHERE....#GITMOFORKILLARY
And this same teacher will call the Germans evil because they taught their school children the same thing about the jews .
Al Jazeera are making their own version of the Jeremy Kyle show They'll discuss scandals such as monogamy and consensual adult relationships
Knock knock, &gt;Who's there? Iran &gt;Iran who? Iran but the Apache got me.
What do you call a someone who wanted a sugar daddy but ended up with responsibilities Melanina trump
Male vs female as victims of abuse (x-post from r/divorce with permission)
13 REASONS WHY GOT ME FUCKED UP I HATE THE CHOICES I MAKE IN MY LIFE
did you hear about the recent terror attack in a french city ? it was nice .
We have enslaved entire species of animals because we think that they are cute... but I kidnap one cute schoolgirl and the nation goes mad!
A man tries anal with his wife He tells his friends and they say "sit down tell us about it" to which he replies "I can't"
i respect that i like dont like ur opinion but i do respect it. your not gonna change who i am.. sorry haha i say gay allot and wont have a problem saying it either...
  if you make a fact filled book or book of lies about the clintons your gonna just end up another number on the  clinton body count. 
I keep trying to understand the phenomenon of why adults are so literal when children are so imaginative. Toys are a caricature of reality
Hell I 'd rather clean a dozen tiolets a day then have to walk into a bathroom and see some mongrel standing there with a mop giving me a glassy-eyed stare .
Help what song is this somewhat satisfying and how am i so good at this what the fuck The Witness comes out tomorrow?
I pray my daughter is a daddy's girl and my son is a mommas boy and that they forever see what love is through my husband and I
By not letting release 2 of the biggest movies in ur country u r actually 'apne hi pairon pe kulhadi maar rahe ho'
what is the usual woman 's response to a black guy 's pickup line ? rape ! <allcaps>
PC-BSD is a fork that is mostly funded by iXSystems, the organization that runs FreeBSD marketing. It's a frontend on top of FreeBSD.
My grandfather once told me, "Your generation is too reliant on technology." So I replied, "No, your generation is too reliant on technology!" Then I disconnected his life support.
I have been banned from The Donald I don't know where else to go now
why is obama left handed ? because blacks do n't have rights .
What do retards eat on toast? BuDURRRRRRR
LA traffic to cause riots during 2 day construction shutdown of 405 fwy .
Y'all lonely ass bitches sure do give out a lot of relationship advice....
Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary? Concentration problems.
just broke my phone screen at the gym is it a sign that i should never go outside ?
If I'm still a virgin by my 19th birthday, I will kill myself Fuck it, I'm done, I'm giving myself 5 months, 5 months to prove my worth, if I fail, I would know I was right in my desire to end my life.
If I had to choose only one tv channel, I will go for Diva. I love the series, movies even the ads and all.
I bet that nigga @gucci1017 got charged for murder for tha intro of "Gucci vs Guwop" cause straight killed that hoe! #FreeGucci #FreeRadric
More than one-third of Africa lacks clean water. I guess black people will even steal from their own kind.
I beat my meat like i beat my kids Pretty often and till they spit blood
I find peace in knowing.. I've come a long way and that I'm still becoming all that I'm meant to be.
They will never get anywhere , they 're just as bad if not worse than the BNP in respect to how stigmatized their name is .
#Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Brussels, B for now (12h28m01s UT): 15°39'21.1'' #Leo (AC) / 29°22'02.0'' #Aries (MC)
Natiis ka nya it means he doesn't fucking care anymore&#128148;
How black mothers keep their children from biting their nails? they make them wear shoes
Fun Fact of the Day: The DEA just made synthetic weed legal again. They consider it less deadly than marijuana. &#128579;
I'm like JFK and my wife is like the people beside him. She screams and tries to get out of the car as I splatter all over her, teach that fucking bitch to wash dishes next time.
Ordered a copy the other day , cannot wait to settle down for a good read in front of the fire here .
It's easy for them to multiply because their African genes are so incredibly pronounced .
This makes me more depressed than anything I've read in my whole life...
Comment if you think blacks should be subject to genocide
Do you really believe people evolved from apes? &#8212; Not really. I'm quiet convinced with the evolution of man but ... http://t.co/1RswGNpLtc
What happened to the quick-tempered Doctor when no one needed him? He raped his daughter, then lost his patients
LYDIA KISSED STILES CUZ HE WAS HAVING A PANIC ATTACK! CAN MY CRUSH STOP MY PANIC ATTACKS WITH A KISS PLEASE !!
Yes, that 's what I tell Black prostitutes in my neck of the woods when the accost me for a good time !
How are you coping with the fact that you'll die a kissless virgin?
Government won't ley Key residents back til they loot all the guns....
How long does it take a black woman to take a dump? 9 months
never underestimate the importance of a comfy office chair. especially if you're gonna be parking your ass there for hours :|
@JamesyNBA damn your bitch really hoe'n for the F!!
[ &#128140; ] ting tong! — @tinqeubels “ you're verified as keira ” put baelats on your profile &#127769; https://t.co/jJjoyYaXd6
An alarm is like a nagging wife It won't stop until you hit it
Why does it suck to be a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven
When is the UN going to intervene on behalf of the poor people of Atlantis, subject to this ceaseless missile bombardment from North Korea?
What's the best thing that came out of Auschwitz? An empty train
'Build the wall deport em all (not just illegals)'
 Alex Jones & Mike Cernovich: "It's crazy how the Pedophiles.......all LOOK LIKE PEDOPHILES".....  #Truth  
How you gonna call my ex worthless when you fucked him too what the fuck
Until twitter provides us with a way to filter new accounts or provides a higher barrier to entry, these are just words that mean little.
did you know Mexicans in Southern California actually use "JAJAJA" Instead of "hahah" pisses me off so much  #DEPORTALLOFTHEM
Common sense is like aids.  Some are born with it....  Some have to have it pounded into them
You know what they say about sex in Ukraine Once you go Ukraine you will scream with sex pain
F3701: Japanese Wooden Lacquer ware Drawer CHEST OF DRAWERS Buddhist art https://t.co/o27FzZe4K3 https://t.co/xUndhvDDxe
Of course I love you, I just prefer the straight part of you to the gay part.
This sub has become a full circle, it's always the same posts with different words by both normies and incels  sad
Doesn't make it to formal one time out of my four years of college and everyone and their grandmas still remember &#128579;
🔥 up your Ivory's and yeldons? Don't they have hurt OLmen. [...] Fade all the jags?
Why are black fathers and Shaq's free throw attempts the same? They're always missing.
Bryan Price anticipates Raisel Iglesias will be ready for Opening Day. Says he's scheduled to pitch an inning tonight or tomorrow.
Simply adding to the fleet..Just got the GLE! No way could I replace it, I love it to bits. The new M157 engine is a beast.
RT @n0iratre: hookup culture can suck my fucking toe
There comes a moment when we must act , regardless of the consequences .
What’s the difference between a potato and my disabled 5 year old? One is a root vegetable the other is a vegetable I root
Hitler just suck at running He cant even finish a race
#relatable Don’t you hate it when you the to pull the trigger but you were holding the gun the wrong way and shoot your best friend that was livestreaming you
Has anybody here with recessed maxillas/mandibles done double jaw (bimax) surgery?
Why aren't Pakistanis good at football? Because whenever they get a corner they open up a shop.
what 's with all the recent terror attacks ? its ramadan . and you 're not you when you 're hungry .
Can I have a bad bitch without no flawwssss
My brother told me that he wanted to kill himself I told him that if he really wanted to he wouldn't talk about it.  That shut him up.
What's the worst thing to say to a woman in a bikini at the beach? You're so brave!
if i end up with kids i would prefer to home school them. i worry about it though as i am not very intelligent , nor do i have experience with kids or educating them. i guess i couldnt do much worse than the public schools though. i do have a kind of plan as far as social skills. i would put my kids in sports and classes like gymnastics and karate .
Walks into a post office to buy stamps. Me (Hmong American):: Hello, I would like to get the pixar stamps. Clerk:: *Takes out Chinese New Year Stamps, while smiling like she made my day* I think you'll like these. Me:: *Looks at her and the stamps...* No, it's okay. I'll just get the pixar ones. Clerk:: *Pushes the stamps forward* Awkward silence of me thinking... Me:: Okay *Buys and walks away* Clerk:: Xie xie WTF?! with a tickle in my tummy... Did this just really happen to me...?
Only fools go to Facebook to stalk women Real men browse women on Craigslist
How many holes does a German shower head have? 11
shaw, who biked to another fucking state bc she was worried about the mission aka root
because in that moment if i had told them when i told the school someone sexually assulted me and they didnt do anything would they believe?
"RT @ogpnxl: ""Syria!?!!???! I just wanted a fucking camaro dawg"" https://t.co/5filkk40JP"
What's a black person's favorite plant? Plantation
A male fellow philosophy student tells me:: Don't read <insert old, dead, iconic male philosopher here>, it wasn't written for you. (It wasn't written for women.) He also says, after a girl gives her interpretation of a reading:: This is what happens when you let women study philosophy.
My girlfriend screaming the whole time during sex is so annoying.. Maybe its because she doesn't know how to speak yet.
I was hit by the sudden realization that I maybe don't really mind Shion-Negi-Pyon doing weird things so long as they stay...
Why was Dr. Jekyll's membership application rejected by the KKK? He had a dark side.
It's baseball season and a lot of us root for different teams. So just remember #GoCardinals and the rest of you suck&#128517;&#128517;
what did the child leave santa with ? a hard on
My son pointed at a homeless man and said "Human waste!!" I was so ashamed and embarrassed I told him its "waste of a human". Kids are so dumb.
04/04 0038: MFM:dm_spacestation, William.Mojo, Bishop, Player 2663333333333, Mr.Roboto-Mojo, GLA=-0-, -SAVAGE.PERSON
buying pussy or smoking weed could get you more jail time than being a traitor to your countrymen apparently
So... are you telling me that your proof of your 10 % black London population claim is based on the possible artistic license of painters of London sceneries ?
Schools in the hood be like 25 students in a club, 90% be from the same dad.
Just bout gave up on this season of Big Brother 19 because of Paul, Raven, Elena, and Mark just can't deal with them anymore so I'm focusing more on SURVIVOR and also easing my way catching up on Wrestling also other Pop Culture shows and stuff 
Although I didn't get accepted there, I'm still very happy #UNC is the National Champ #marchmadness #11-1
Immigration!
What happens when a black person dies? Nigger mortis
How do you stop black guys from hanging out in front of your house? Cut the rope.
Bitches be wearing extensions, fake eye lashes and make up talkin bout they bad bitches. No bitch you are not bad you're a created player
what happens when you boil a cabbage ? i do n't know , a japanese guy stabbed him before i could find out .
AHHH karmas a bitch
the klu klux klan . <repeat> the original boys in the hood
What can an ugly guy do to get a girl's attention?
why do black people like the pokemon anime ? because they can relate to the main character 's fatherlessness .
Can’t stand to see a beloved pet put down? Just book a flight on United Airlines.
Please quote me where I 've implied or have said that .
What do you call a paralysed black man ? Useless
Now I feel sick now Maddie gotta get her ass beat &#129314;
"I usually throw invisible flowers while saying ""death"" before I do the things that make me nervous...and I realize that's fucked up. #wtaf"
I don’t know if you guys have ever realized but.. Midget porn is the next best thing to child pornography
what is black , yellow and makes you laugh a bus full of black people driving of a cliff
On that Supernova facebook thread. Hoooooooly shit.
Sad to get an email this a.m. that Bistro Bordeaux is closing on Easter after 7 years. That place has much heart as well as excellent food.
A pedophile, a rapist and a priest walk into a bar And thats just the 1st guy
Lol she got upset and her and the people she was with walked away from me. I rly feel so bad for some reason even tho it never happened &#128553;&#128514;
I'm going to lug my macbook air, my ipad, my 3DS, and my surface pro 2 with me. I need my battle station. This will suffice.
@jki_bae Hi! We'd like to improve your Famous Birthdays profile with pictures. May we grab some pictures from your social media? :)
To all my fellow gays, love who you want to love without any guilt. Be free. Mind your own business and live happily ever fucking after.&#128129;&#127997;❤️
I only clicked on the article hoping it was I white baby and as usual I was disappointed .
Whats the difference between hockey player and a women hippie A hockey player showers after 3 periods
I have a hint for you in my usename @et_tweet_home I'm not sexist, but I cannot watch a football game with a female announcer, idk why
#pagedbecause some amoral locum agency decided to phone the on call senior registrar to see if we would use their doctors.
Did you know it's possible for a woman to have an orgasm when she's being raped? I mean come on, is there anything they won't ruin?
Anxiety Is literally the fucking worst thing ever...all I want to do is see my gf but I can't&#128543;
+and why do you care so much about this. Don't get me wrong but I don't think being loyal to your fandom is more important than your mental+
how do you starve a black man . <repeat> put his food stamps under his work boots .
#mystarcraftstory My brother taught me how to play when I was 7. I don't have words to express what this game means to me.
:D @nkrause11 Dudes who go to culinary school: #why #findawife #notsexist :)
what 's the difference between a boy scout and a jew ? a boy scout comes back from the camp .
IS FUCKING VOICE WHEN HE SINGS JASMINES PART WHAT A MYSTICAL FAIRY
It doesn't surprise me that GG has turned my offer of help for one of their own into a reason to screech at me, but it's still irritating.
I like my women like i lile my whiskey 12 years old and brown.
i am probably richer than all the normalscum here i probably get more in weekly allowance from my parents/govt then you make wagekeking in a week
Yeah I watch the History Channel all the time and I am in all the Honor classes I just wanted to do something and yes I do have the muscle to back it up .
You can't really call yourself bisexual can you? I mean, you've been with (boyfriend) so long it hardly counts does it? (Sister) is gay, but for you it was more like just a phase, right? I mean, c'mon, you're the straightest person I know!
It's easy to delude men who had sex once that they will again, which is why incels are superior to cucks We know it's over and nothing we do will help
gander mountain told me there is no money in it surely there is some where what a great trade it would be
You know what they say about suicide bombers.... You Qu'run but you can't hide!
#Sports Fact: The Tim Horton curling championship thats been going on is far more interesting then the nfl.
Sorry to disappoint, but I think I'm already a pretty awesome women. A low self-esteem continues to not be an issue.
When someone finds out the black guy in the office is gay Shit goes down
Why did hitler kill the Jews? He obviously never actually went to Africa
I wish you niggas learn to stop fw crazy bitches of you can't deal with come with ha ass !
RT @michellemalkin: Good morning to you, too, sunshine! RT @miembrotropa: @michellemalkin dirty bitch
Virtual enough for me so I accept the job as it leaves me free to concoct whatever stories I will about Dalek and let Big Hal take the rap.
Depressing thought Girls who were 20 in 2007 will be turning 30 in a month.
I don't see why people care about life so much After all, no one gets out of it alive.
What two kinds of people are totally different but always look the same? Asians and hepatitis patients
I bought a girl at an auction She had no teeth
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? The redneck virgin
If you eat leftover pizza you are incel While chad is on a healthy diet consisting of grass fed beef, freshly squeezed juice, and stacy pussy
If you're blasting rock music in the showers at 8:45 in the morning, there's a 99% chance I want to fucking kill you
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? The majority
No, can you get one of the boys to carry that out? It's too heavy for you.
I've been here for 2 fucking hours this is bullshit
X________x RT @SicilianInHeels: Your taxes were intercepted by child support. I don't want your life advice, at all.
Did you hear about the sequel to straight outta Compton with Paul walker in it? Straight outta the windscreen
I seriously doubt all non-sexual claims.
"This guy gon comment on one of my Ig pics saying ""lol I remember when I met u at yo job in Palmdale"" ?? I've never worked out there lmao"
@stonethegreat23 niqqa that's every white person just because some might seem down to earth don't mean there not gonna use nigger against us
Only 1 in 700 people will get this... An extra 21st chromosome.
Or Russians are targeted and hit. Still WW3 erupts and people will die astaghfirallah. And today is the 7th of rajab. The fucking irony.
You know , wheat and corn grow pretty fast .
i lost seven pounds this week … or as my wife calls it , “ the baby . "
9th grade I done stole my daddy weed had him mad as hell
Is dare any colored players in hockey?
I own this game and it is by far the most violent and sick game I have ever played .
How not to be a virgin according to this neurotypical /r/AskNormies specimen
I think I killed my refresh button trying to see if I could get #SlightySoberShow to open for me *sigh*  I miss my show.
How much time we wasted laughing together... But, guy in the sky, oh, how we loved that wasted time and those helpless smiles...
@JunDishes or a southern bitch like me who will blow a persons heart out of their back w/one shot!!!!
It's time to ditch Skype and Teamspeak. Discord is the only free and secure all-in-one voice+text app designed for gamers that works on your
@tyler_wilde CH3BURASHKA sure gets to be a nit-picky Russian monkey/bear thing sometimes, doesn't he?
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I know people who've told me life's too short. I used to know people who've told me life's too long.
Why can't muslims eat pork? Because it would be cannabalism.
Wind 6.6 mph NNW. Barometer 1029.3 hPa, Falling slowly. Temperature 15.5C, feels like 12.4C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 51%. f1.
Thank you @Harry_Styles, for the endless happiness you give me everyday. I Love You With All My Heart.❤️ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ Please Follow Me? •401
i like my popcorn like i like my black people, hung and dried before cooked.
RT @XdalovelyTishai: Most of these niggas go broke for these hoes
What is the difference of a five year old girl and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn’t scream when you put your meet in.
Let's talk about Normie Contradictions Be yourself and lower your standards Females and Incel Neckbeard things and it's your personality
Four-year-old boy:: Why did she get to walk in first? Dad:: Because she's a girl. And girls go first. Four-year-old boy:: Why? That's DUMB!' Dad:: Because girls need protecting from strong boys like you.
LRT: I think I ruptured my spleen laughing. Luckily I have a font of Male Tears to grow a new one.
Those two songs also seem to be the basis of 70% of Wild Nothing songs. Not really an insult since Wild Nothing is one of my favorite bands
Phuq it, think I will join #UKIP after all, #Bluehand. 
Can we just fast forward to the part of my life where I get to watch @SCI_Official live for the first time at the @Electric_Forest????
A friend asked me "Would you have sex with a third cousin?" I replied "Sure, I didn't seem to have any problems with the first two."
Ha Ha Ha Ha in England it would go as follows : Water Pistol Water Pistol Water Pistol Water Pistol Water Pistol
Amusing to watch the #LyingLiarsLie about incompetence while being so unaware at how incompetent they themselves are #maddow #resist
What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't screems when it gets into the oven
Why do black people obsess over Wakanda? Because that's the dream they'll never see with REAL African countries.
Everyone go out and start an anonymous twitter account. Post pictures of underage drinking and talk about your friends and loved ones
Swiss merchant navy celebrates 75th anniversary https://t.co/ZHDOCdGAoO @swissinfo_en @ErSEA_SHIPsCo
a priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair , " do you have any last requests ? ” " yes , " replies the murderer . " can you please hold my hand ? "
What do you call a person with no arms or legs in the ocean?           Bob
What do you call 369 transgender individuals killed this year? A good start
To the women marching across the US today  Have as many abortions as you’d like  Boycott sperm  Get sterilized  Boycott the patriarchy  Kill yourselves in protest
I'm okay when India decriminalizes gay sex, Hindus don't believe in hell anyway.
What's the difference between anal sex and oral sex? Oral makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
The fact that there are in this sub a lot of currycels (they have on average a higher IQ) it is the proof women are dumb
To me, [nigga] is like a bro term. A term of endearment.
If you think our president needs congressional approval to do what he did... You are an idiot &#128516;
@Nick_Coffee bitch i hit you with the dm and a nigga aint dm back
I always told my boys what I was taught .
you see , i am a doctor . today i had to save a black guy 's life i told his family : i did everything i could , but unfortunately he survived .
I like my women like I like my chicken. Dead at a young age, drugged, and burnt.
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex Just this morning she asked me “Is that the best you can do?”
A notification about a gate or luggage carousel change would be useful, but, you know, you do you. (I love JB, truly, I just wanna go home.)
jew joke what was the gas the came from the smoke stacks in the concentration camps ? cojew
im really sad ryans mom fucking hates me bc im not a korean/american right wing christian and hasn't given me a chance
people say never let go of one you love. that's what I tell the girl chained in my basement.
How fast can a Jew run How ever fast the wind blows
What’s the difference between roadkill and a 9/11 victim? You can bury roadkill.
Its over for me Everyday just affirms that fact even further
God: don't worry milledgeville, you may have escaped the tornados but I didn't forget about you https://t.co/6XjLWgRgiv
Law & Disorder : ' Missing ' toddler found in gym bag Jacksonville police looking for a missing toddler found the child alive but stuffed in a gym bag locked in the back of a car .
Finally had cheat day after a long time Fucked her sister
i want a dyke clique
Vince you fucked up. Now turn Roman heel. #Wrestlemania
A girl that looked like she worth the world to ya is around the corner getting fucked for a perk #Facts
I know lyme fucks with not just your body but your head and emotions. But damn some if these lymies are just crazy.
&#128546; #Don't... &#128546; #Don't... &#128546; #Don't... Let me Down Coz I Think I'm Losing My Mind Right Now, So Don't Let Me Down... Hey Yo'... &#128546;&#128546;&#128546;
Has a chad ever get his ass beaten by an ugly guy In Thai action movies the pretty boy chads pretty much kicks the ugly stuntmen's behind but in real life the tall chads would get his ass handed to him since the stunt man trains in martial arts and gymnastic since a young age.
Nigga you made it RT @HtownsNuNu: Nigga we made it..&#128588;&#128588;"@viaNAWF: Best rider? That goes to a blaxican."
Amazingly prophetic "Kids in the Hall" sketch from 1992 on Identity Politics
.@El_Duce_Rises you're right. They are! Show me where it says "drugs" and not "failure to appear for expired tags"
In February, Canada reintroduced a herd of plains bison to the country’s oldest national park in Banff, Alberta.... https://t.co/gJUKme9Kn1
"As we loaded on the shuttle, our gate agent ran by our tarmac shuttle yelling ""where is the white plains plane parked?"" #lowconfidence"
"RT @beguilingpearls: ""Why are we protecting Bryce? He's a fucking rapist. I published a poem, he's a rapist."" RYAN AINT LYIN THO…"
My friend told me I should relax I said "yeah try telling that to the person in my basement."
If you lower your standards low enough, you can easily get a girlfriend You can put a hole in a watermelon and call it your girlfriend.
IF I PUT MY DAY OFF AS SUNDAY DONT FUCKING PUT APPOINMENTS ON SUNDAYS
How many financially central towers can a book take down? Two in new york.
19th Dec 1606 English entrepreneurs set sail to found Jamestown in what became Virginia the first of the 13 colonies that became the USA.
#2017AlreadyTaughtMe That sometimes I don't have exes , I only have examples of what I should never do again .
Dj Khaled a fool .!!! 500k for a ring for Nikki? That bitch spends a good million on her ugly ass wigs &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a nigger
If you saw a nigger drowning what type rifle would you use to help him sink?
Even my own gg ht mentions are way up. I'm guessing because of the keynote yesterday.
I would not be surprised if this woman was specifically targeted by local Jews from her town for this abominable treatment .
Enjoying my Donosti, despite the weather @SamHeughan @scottjkyle1 @MrStevenCree @MyPeakChallenge @caitrionambalfe https://t.co/0LXNf9PfgC
What do u do after raping Helen Keller? Break her fingers so she can't tell
How are Jews and Electric Cars similar? They both hate Gas!
Indiana University Health nurse being investigated after tweeting “Every white woman raises a detriment to society when they raise a son.”
There are many ways to promote antisemitism😃 An example is becoming a landlord and cutting off ZOG-funds with fair, competitive rent prices😁
Why would you watch porn... When there's an elementary school right down the road.
I mean, think about it! A mask is just a fake face, you know? And that means you're not being honest with yourself about who you truly are!
He's a retarded feral negro ( yes , feral humans who cannot talk occasionally pop up , having been abandoned as children. ) .
RT @GrandadJFreeman: I'm tired of fat hoes calling themselves "thick". Bitch, yo fat ass can't even bend over and touch your toes withou ...
#gab needs a function like twitter where i can follow someone simply by hovering the mouse over their name.
you loose your black friend in the dark , where do you lose your muslim friend ? in an explosion
I added paul walker in xbobx But he spent all of his time on the dashboard.
RT @YoungAmari_: Dizzy bitch &#128530;&#128564;
For he will command his angels concerning you to guard you in all your ways on their hands they will bear you up so that you will not Dash your foot against the stone you will Tread On The Lion and the adder the Young Lion and serpent you will Trampled Under Foot
Cucks All females, men in relationships, married men, military, fans of anything/anyone, religious people, poly people especially, porn watchers, redditors, most working people, hipsters, men with stupid beards, sex positive people, r/ sex especially, all parents, everyone with a sibling, men with female friends.
@realDonaldTrump why did Nunes recuse himself? Why does your party refuse to stand up and fight. I'm disappointed.
LMAO @ItsTrickey15 Mitt Romney needs to run for a 3rd time in 2016, not sexist but Hillary Clinton can't run this country
RT @yeolseoulslxi: guess who's fucking inlove https://t.co/ZK9a33j9PN
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Reload and keep firing
Wish I could reply with gifs. @ThisIsFNW I hate when women want to be men. It's not sexist, it's biology. Were just different, accept it.
anybody that shitted on me, I ain't fucking with none of ya!!!!
I know it's verboten to speak of a woman's appearance these days, but @FLOTUS looked lovely today. True story.
mfs should not have iPhone 5c's those shits so ugly
Why did I decide to leave kindergarten? The kids were calling me a pain in "their" ass.
If you had a superpower like telekinesis, what would you do with it ?
God in Heaven Hitler on Earth  Jews in the atmosphere
i know how difficult is to accommodate all requests, and that my prayer it's one more in the crowd but jack and jack, i'll never give up
Why do they even have the smaller urinal in offices? It’s not for the kids, it’s for the Mexicans.
imagine bumping into katie mcgrath on the street though i'd be fucking shook to my core to even function
The store had a good sale! It was Monday! I knew it was evil, but I didn't suspect Kardashian-level horror was coming!
aaron hernandez has beaten everything except a pokemon title . he always uses escape rope .
This is 50 shades of bullshit. Wadhwa said that women that disagreed with him were just looking for attention. THESE WERE HIS WORDS.
Why do we celebrate Hitler's birthday with weed? Cause' he already smoked all the jews.
I wish I knew more people that killed themselves. Meaning, I wish more people I knew killed themselves.
such a nice feelin to know ur lost camera w all yr undeveloped photos of u and yr friends is probably in some gross hipsters hands :')))
My daughter said, 'Mom, I hate Mexicans!' I told her you can't judge all Mexicans because of one but, you can say they are all short.
Today i robbed a bank.. I hid everything in my basement.   Two young woman and a healthy banker.
I felt sorry for the hyponotist I saw last night He hypnotised 7 guys, dropped the mic on his foot and yelled 'fuck me'. What happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life
RT @siyeonpics: You should want a bad bitch like this https://t.co/oBh4mwjIlO
Starting to run out of obscure French linguistic terms with as often as work forces password changes. #smh
Gladio's tattoo must've cost so much fucking money
A female on r/foreveralone turns out to be an actual creep and thought about stalking Chad.
Whats a word that begins with N ends in R and you should never call a black person? Neighbor
What's the difference between Santa Clause and the Jews? Santa goes *down* the chimney
WHY are you Atheist?
I envy europeancels You live with the constant relief that a terrorist might appear at any moment and put an end to your suffering
If feminists are the champions of women, why do they openly mock the looks & intelligence of Sarah Sanders & Kellyanne Conway?
Bhopal Gas Tragedy killed 15000 Indians Yeah while you are here, please send bob
what do you call a letter from a feminist ? hate male
So yeah If you've ever played MV, thanks for supporting something we made with much love and attention. You're the best. x
I was having sex with this GERMAN girl Then my uncle who molested me as a kid killed her out of jelousy. He molested me when I was NEIN
The only people in Obama's administration that didn't break the law were his children.
#N▶&#128251; -clap u hands now @duttypaul &#128283; #KENNISFM Wt @asp_greatness On #EVENINGDRIVE @djoscar109 @rashy_man WhenYouSayKennisYouThinkMusic #TGIF
WOW TOP SHELF HUMOR @arabdizzle What's the point in having a cleaning lady when I have a mom and a sister? #NotSexist
I'm my best friend's #1 fan if nobody is there for her I'm there for her because I know how it feels to not have anybody by your side &#128109;&#128080;&#127997;&#128175;
I sat next to a femoid on the bus She's probably on the phone with her therapist crying about a depressive episode now.
Why do they put cotton at the top of pill bottles? To remind blacks that they were cotten pickers before they were pill pushers.
What do my wife and the water temple have in common? I can spend hours beating them.
Thegambler is a incel xdddddd not a Chad xdddd Do not ban him mods xdddd
Are there really that many gay people?!
Temp: 12.0°C, Wind:0.0km/h, Pressure: 1011.5hpa (Rising slowly), Rain Today: 0.0mm, Forecast: Becoming fine #weather
Only snowflake libtards believe anything that scumbag wrote in his crappy book!
I just followed about 40 bunny &#128048; accounts on Instagram. I'm not going to get a fucking thing done ever again ! &#129315;&#128048;❤️&#128048;
RT @_honeysays: &#8220;@NipseyHussle: Sometime u gotta shut down all tha fun and get tha $ rite. get ugly on these hoes and EAT!&#8221;
what is the most important part in a good isis <allcaps> joke ? the * execution *
Dy is a purple planet with a viewless atmosphere. It has 1 moon(s) and is depleted. It is a mining planet.
Why are black people so fast? The slow ones are in the prison.
I refuse to alllow anybody's dirty ass daughter to get me outta character &#128557;&#128514;
That and the fact he was one of the self-chosen , so according to their teachings he is allowed to do anything he wants to the Goyim .
What's the worst part about being black and Jewish? You have to count all the money you steal/you have to sit in the back of the oven
Normies living their lives and dreams while we are surviving just let caged animals When will it stop?
I'm not a Misandrist but Males in General can not Capitalize @g0ldenWan I'm not Sexist , but Females in General can not Drive.
It's hard to compare this kid James Alex Fields Jr., to terrorist after the video I have shared out there it is questing when what motives I so see is a distress driver.. it not like he pick up a gun and went on a rampage or have confessions of him doing it on purpose.
>it will never die. That's what they all say.
Well you know, you are going to have to deal with some uneducatable black kids.
i got arrested for killing a black guy why ?
Why is chinese the best race? They can do everything with their eyes closed.
I have blue eyes. I got them from my dad. My mum has black eyes.  She also got them from my dad.
pink shutters a man walked into a whore house and asked the man running it to give him the biggest black woman that the whore house had . the man at the counter said alright that will be <number> and told him to go to room <number> the man went up to room <number> and the biggest black woman he had ever seen answered the door . the man walked in and asked the woman to take off all her clothes , lay on the bed and spread her legs . <repeat> she did as she was told , the man stood there and just looked at her for a minute , then he said ok i m finished you can put your clothes back on . <repeat> the woman got up and was confused as she asked , " why did nt you do anyting ? " the man replied . <repeat> well i am painting my house brown and i wanted to see what it looked like with pink shutters
who do mexicans call when someone breaks into their house ? <number> juan juan !
Just a regular conversation Person A- “Is he fast?”  Person B- “yea, he’s pretty black”
3/ Second, we wanted to draw national and international attention to the Emanuel Samson church shooting
Ini alesannya gua nyuekin notif @pledis_17 dari 52menit yang lalu, cause i know i couldn't help myself but cry https://t.co/jCj70yc8jQ
Got banned from r/Aspergers for throwing red pills at them AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA   GET FUCKED, SPERGS
I FUCKING HATE THE BEACH Why would I choose to go there
Hitler is my car-repairman He's always able to get the gas going again
I only think about you until I fall asleep, in my dream, I only dream of you~ oh I wake up in the morning
"RT @ImDontai: Why Damien so scared to call me out by name? I'm disappointed. I'll do it for you. ""Dontai a FUCK nigga. I'll beat his ass.…"
What's the difference between black people and money? Nothing  As long as you own them, both can be used  for whatever you want  If you don't own them, both are useless
I lost my arabian friend this morning.... Damn, I wonder where he went...   Hey, dude, did you hear about the explosion that killed 73 people at the mall this morning?  &amp;#x200B;  &amp;#x200B;
Your post sure had something that was breaking the rules of this board , maybe was too insulting to be posted here .
What do you call a black midget in Ireland. A leprecoon.
RT @13ReasonsTV: This fucked me up. https://t.co/a4MUKOb2S1
White people don't shoot each other on the streets like black people do We shoot each other in schools because we have class
"Teaching in collaboration with Dr. Jacquetta Page. Course Title: ""The Black Eye:Viewing the Africana World through Creative Non-Fiction."
RT @HelloCupkake: Too many good single girls, too many hoes taken.
jesus may have given <number> jews bread . <repeat> but hitler did him one better and made <number> jews toast .
Best posters of r/incels **Nominate who you think below**  Top quality poster:  Best ranter:  Best Meme poster:  Angriest poster:  Funniest poster:   Idiotic/Low IQ poster:  Best gatekeeper of r/incels:  Best defender of r/incels:  Memorial prize: (A user who is no longer with us)
Call The White House  202-456-1414  Leave a message for the President  #NoDACA #BuildTheWall  #DeportThemAll 
I don't want women to like me for my personality ...
You dont have to be the best looking guy in the world to get laid You just have to be the best looking guy that a girl knows.
What does a black woman receive when she has an abortion? A thank you letter from welfare.
Takes pride in his work and is extremely thorough Were not the words I wanted to see printed on my Sex Offenders file.
what s the main cause of paedophilia sexy kids
RT @GMB_Ace: Boss Niggas Fuk wit Boss bitches Vice versa..
What do you get when you add 1 + 1? The average Ethiopian lifespan.
So I officially deactivated my Facebook account and everyone is pissed cause they think I blocked them and just making excuses. Yep.
Been a lot of places. Seen a lot of shit. Constantly surrounded by stupid people but new york n florida whole another level of stupid.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of corpses I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Ironically, I just started looking into how to get my license yesterday and then I see this post today .
Swedish proposal for legal paternal surrender (LPS) gets major support in /r/news!
You're actually very pretty. Most dark skinned girls don't have your looks.
there are <number> white things for each black person the teeth , the bones and the owner
User in twox advocates false reporting of assault and rape
The jokes here are getting clean. If you want a joke with this statement, look at a Jew.
I'm so impressed - I can't hear any accent when you talk!
Why is chess prohibited in Islam? Because the queen moves freely.
Who's downtown and wanna buy me a coffee and food bc Wells Fargo is fucking me
What's the difference between an Al-Qaeda base and a Pakistani school? I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
Much love + respect to @russwest44 for tying the Big O in trip-dubs tonight. Dude is a force and the clear #MVP. Not to mention @UCLA alum!
Backing Leeds all season, waiting on them for £300 &amp; they can't even deliver. Finished with them hope they don't even get play offs now&#128405;&#127995;
OSAMABAMAVICH BOO HIM FOR HIS treason MUSLIM brotherhood is terrorism osaneobamavich
Whats the BEST part about being a black jew? If you cant haggle a good deal, you can  steal the item anyways
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? nothing you already told that bitch twice .
What has more brains then Kurt Cobain. The shotgun and wall behind him.
"I hate when I tell my friends from home ""let's play gauchoball"" &amp; they're like ""oh you mean stack cup/rage cage/sum bs*"" nah fam gauchoball."
You know what sounds good, eating whatever food we decided on in bed cuddling up watching tv and under the covers with my baby and yogi
Let a bitch be a bitch n a hoe be a hoe!
what 's the difference between a sack of shit and a nigger ? one is black , useless , and stinks and the other is a sack of shit .
sure it was , yes of course , what was i thinking ?
"Spent last 4 days in Berlin, now waiting for a flight back to Helsinki. ""Not yet!"" my mind says. #thoughtoftheday #travelling"
What’s the difference between a black man and park bench? A park bench can support a family of 4
i like my women the way i like my fish . . . battered .
How dark is my humour? It picks cotton.
illegal mexicans get to murder white girls in cold blood and walk free  meanwhile Cantwell is still in jail even though he didn't hurt a single person
T6 | Let's recap McConnell's trip around the bases: • Wild pitch • Balk • Wild pitch NU leads Towson, 6-1. #GoNU
Why do black people love church? It's the only place where they have a father
&#8220;@NoRapist: Throwing lamps at bitches who need to lighten up.&#8221; True dat
You might have a lot of money, but if you don't have your own personality or are a shitty person, money can only get you so far.
Why do we have child support in cases where the mother solely chose that the child was born and the father had no say?
Marijuana, hydro, pussy hoe, ass titties
Collection of resources related to Sir Tim Hunt FRS case
What do you do when your dishwasher breaks? Punch her in the face and remind her of her duties.
They do not want all of us to find out how she was raped and tortured .
The only "C" word you should call a woman is cute. Cunts like it when you call them cute.
If I'm so good looking... Why don't girls ever pick me and find me attractive?
How do you speed up a Jew? Press the gas pedal.
The fuck's up with the bot saying white people can't comment?
Countdown until GamerGate screencaps and starts talking about how fat I am. &lt;3
Wind 0.7 mph E. Barometer 1004.5 hPa, Rising slowly. Temperature 8.1 °C. Rain today 0.0 mm. Humidity 72%
People grandmothers want to get fucked up today cause I don't have time for their nasty ass attitude and rudeness &#128127;&#128548;&#128548;
watching catwoman......Halle berry is so much better than this &#128557;this shit is so bad but I can't stop watching it.
How do you save a black man from dying of drug abuse? Shoot him.
Dear SE. Please stop it with the fucking crashing.
That place was infested with black people.
spirited away is the only anime ill ever watch and alicia has seen like every anime but that one probably
What distinguishes blacks from white people? Colorful jumpsuits.
Something you'll never hear a female say... &gt; I'm so horny I'll fuck any guy.
Maddie Rooney's yellow pads look good with the USA kit. Why do I love goalie pads that don't go with unis so much
"i hate getting ""nice"" presents that i know i'm never going to use or that just aren't my thing it makes me feel so bad"
Racially heterogeneous States are neither possible without conflict, nor are they desirable. 
I'm in an exclusive poly relationship with five 20 year old supermodels and I don't even exist
what do you give an african child for its first birthday ? roses on its grave .
What’s a tattoo every black man is born with? One of their dad
Do you know how to navigate your way through Suicide Forest? If not, I'll show you the ropes.
r/incels now has reached exactly half as many subscribers as r/foreveralone Only a matter of time before we become the more popular sub
.@gabystama So, you can only place your trust in what they say? You don't know the material well enough to examine it on your own? #EqualPay
This is the only place in the world where Asians call themselves chinks and Indians call themselves currycels Wow.
I regret not eating my daughter before she decomposed. It was a grave missed steak.
"@boygirlparty oh, I meant to ask! Do you have any of your Slot Machine 7""s left? I checked your store and saw nada"
The problem I have with Trump is that he didn't give me 100.00% of what I wanted on January 20th.
Randy Blazak is an `` expert '' all right--he teaches `` Sociology of Star Trek '' --a credited class students actually pay for .
TIL that the problem with displaying men as bumbling idiots in ads is that it creates rape culture
Why does a drunk and average looking guy who is broke have more social skill and meets women than an incel with stable job?
Until we get beyond making excuses for, "just a few bad Muslims" and recognize Islam as a religion of terror, Paris will keep happening.
how do you pickup a jewish girl ? broom and dustpan .
I caught my ex cheating on me recently but she refused to admit fault I guess pride isn't the only thing she's been swallowing lately
When you can be arrested and imprisoned for tweeting your opinion, your government might have too much power.
So you can imagine how bad I feel when one mumu will start saying I must have a sugar daddy just because I drive a nice car.
What do you call it when a black person does math? Nigonometry
It's funny to see a guy make fun of us and call us dumb rednecks when he spells on a 5th grade level .
Applied Ventures is providing free dolphins to play with to lower terror, but is it worth the poor condition the dolphins are kept in? #gnn
how does a redneck find a sheep in his field ? sexy .
What martial arts type was hitler scared of? jewjitsu
Fucking pissed...Can't drive until i have insurance.
My girlfriend broke up with me for stealing her wheelchair  I know she'll come crawling back eventually
How do you perform the Heimlich maneuver on a baby? You don't.
Follow up: Did anyone get in contact with ManWomanMyth?
What is the first sentence of Africa's national anthem? "Apes together strong"
How did they know princess Diana had dandruff? they found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
Selfish. Another selfish penalty at the worst time. 5 minute power play for TBL now. Fucking idiot
Cleary has been there two days. Two fucking days. But yeah it him kicking players out &#128580; Give me a fucking spell.
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YALL MOTHERFUCKER NORMIES WILL GET SPOILERS ON SEASON 8 OF GAME OF THRONES IF YOU DONT LEAVE NOW
How does a black woman know she's pregnant? When she takes out her tampon, all the cotton's already picked.
(Wave) SWELL: 4.6 ft at 12.9 s SW / WIND WAVE: 0.7 ft at 3.4 s SSE / WVHT: 4.6 ft / APD: 9.7 s / MWD: 235° / 1:00p PDT
Me:: [Client] just got outed by a neighbor and is afraid to leave his apartment. My supervisor:: Oh?  He doesn't seem gay. I'm a bisexual social worker.  My client just came out to me as bisexual. Made me feel like there's only one way to be bisexual or gay.  And frustrated that her perception of his sexuality was a more pressing issue than my client's fear of leaving his apartment.
Just read about the Heroes 2.0 Mastery Taunts. How often do you ever have time to taunt in Heroes of the Storm?? What a stupid edition
I spend my money on weed clothes n food not hoes
(Stolen) A black woman calls her 5 kids Tyrone. How can she tell them apart?    By their last names
When girls say like ohh I'm so ugly, like bitch you ain't fishing for compliments you're like deep sea diving, fuck!
REMINDER: When Taylor Swift sings: “He's so tall, and handsome as hell / He's so bad but he does it so well” she means she loves her balding Indian manlet boyfriend for his PERSONALITY
Besides being mission-driven, I admire @JRBerglund for her success in the male-dominated craft brewing industry. #econmpr
Mark Richardson was on the 92nd floor of the world trade center on September 11th. What was the first thing that went through his mind when the planes struck the towers? The 93rd floor.
"I was able to comfortably afford to purchase a 50"" tv and I'm really glad I chose a shitty/cheap apt for my first year here. &#128578;"
A black man and a Mexican jump off the roof at the same time, who hits the ground first? Who cares?
Things are coming together. If all goes well with my next 2 meetings, I'll have a major announcement to make during GDC.
Wait did &#128250; just say that out of the 14 ppl in that TX church bus accident only Thee black woman survived?? &#128563;....Should I say it?!!
what 's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich ? i do n't rape a sandwich before i eat it
"""We aren't hitting our stupid fucking targets this year, Don."" ""Do people still need to park, Chad?"" ""Yes, Don."" ""Raise the prices Chad."""
I know I'm a fuckup and I've made a lot of really bad decisions and done some stupid shitty things but I try really fucking hard and no
man dem hoes crazy dey want dat house an money so fuckin bad dey tryna get it buh it aint goin noweher he done its ova n shits fucked up &#128514;&#128514;&#128514;
Your job is dancing like a hoe laughing it up with sex talk w homosexuals and your anger with pj is displaced. @erikajayne
18 bats .. girl when u turn 18 tay the hell home before aomething bad happen let it play out
And to think Flynn was leading the lock her up chants at the Republican Convention... https://t.co/uq5OBvZfCl
what s your favorite flavor of jew ? smokey bbq
What does Hiler's favorite gun say? p-jew p-jew p-jew
I think that it is fair to say that the National Alliance is a secular organization that has taken a specific stance against multicultural Christianity for political reasons and has also had prominent members who have promoted non-Christian religions or spiritual paths .
d.va did <number> / <number> got bored so i made [ this] <url> )
A Nigguh spitting dat crack to your bitch
When u realize Syria is a non-Rothchild bank country and stands in the way of a major oil pipeline deal to feed Europe. Same shit, diff year
Type Illuminati backwards and add .com  Check out where you get to  Www.Itanimulli.com  
Real niggas let real bitches cum first &#128540;
This looks like a nice little town ( on paper ) .
Knife, first aid kit , emergency blanket , pancho , lighter , flares , permanent marker , car cell phone charger , pocket mirror , compass .....
This is why libtards and Jews call us white supremacists and get away with it .
not wanting illegal immigrants makes you a bigot apparently. yeah just let them in our countries hahah what's the worst they could do hahaha
Why do black people like basketball? Because they can shoot, steal and drive.
The body of Mollie, the missing Iowa student, has been found. She was chopped Tibbetts.
OFF TOPIC but it has been brought to my attention that this thread is now over a year old so ...
I'm so good at stalking Jesus Christ I should major in criminal justice cause YO GIRL CAN INVESTIGATE FLAWLESSLY
"RT @_jadanoele: ""na boo you just be fucking with the wrong niggas"" - a wronger nigga"
Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they want to hold hands with girls and feel like a normal person for a change.
Hey, that sounds like one of the best reasons to quit drinking I have heard in a while .
What's the difference between heroine and a black person? I think twice about shooting heroin.
Hoes gone be hoes but thats none my business !!
can't sleep? take two nyquils. bad mood? take two nyquils. boyfriend pissing you off? two nyquils and an advil bored? meth
Why any man accepts to marry a non virgin is beyond me It's like thousands of years of human history have been forgotten.
I wonder who wrote that blog... Either a hoe dat let a few of them niggas beat to no avail, or a bitch nigga who hoe let a few of em beat
What does the I in feminism stand for? Intelligence
what do you call a jew that jumps out of a plane a falling star
Boycott: Popular Washington DC area Radio Station 93.9 running ad openly pushing the core ideology of SJWs (Intersectional Feminism)
This is what innovation looks like. Horrible organization. Proprietary standards like AZW that have a substantial lack in metadata fields.
What does a black guy and a basketball have in common? They both get shot
Bill Cosby did the women he raped a favour by drugging them would you really want the memory of old Doc Huxtable's Jell-O pudding, meaty fingers all up in your lady gravy
I can't wait for the look on Claire's face when all 4 of those dumbasses show up on her doorstep again
r/justneckbeardthings makes fun of a guy again for existing while being overweight/ not attractive.
countdown to more companies following suit after seeing the way that was handled.
I always expect the worst in people.... That way I'm never disappointed.
BREAKING NEWS: Shooting at a New Mexico high school leaves three students dead and 15 injured...  LET US ALL GUESS!
What’s the difference between your wife and a computer? The computer shuts up after you hit it
FOR ALL THE IDIOTS THAT BELIEVE THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION PROBLEM STARTED A FEW DECADES AGO......I BELIEVE IT WAS 1965.....NO MORE IMMIGRATION PERIOD......BUILD YOUR OWN COUNRTIES MOTHERFUCKERS
Fuck net neutrality  I hope every single SJW multi-billion dollar corporation collapses I hope Big Telecom gives them the kick in the ass Enough of the Valley’s thought-censorship and abuse.
I was awoken at the middle of the night by a woman bashing at my front door and screaming "help me, help me I've been raped" After about 5 minutes of this I'd had enough and decided to let her out
Did you know that princess Diana had dandruff They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment
RT @tchrquotes: I've been doing some research and I think the problem is that people are actually stupid fucking idiots.
Find X Teacher : you can call X whatever you want to call it Student: Madeline McCann  Teacher: now find X  Student :that might be abit difficult
How do you clean up an oil spill blacks are swimming in? By letting the sharks out.
a new war would be different with targets like Yellowstone Caldera, earthquake faults etc, https://t.co/3xSidsYp8j
what do you call an american rice cooker? a falling nuke
Hella mad I'm cleaning out my drawers and everything and found my wave cap that I lost like in the 10th grade wtf
While I don't agree with #VoxDay on many things, he has some good ideas on combating hate speech.
lol This reminds of that story of the guy who overdosed/killed himself while on his digital camera in a chatroom while everyone was cheering him on .
My short time here has already blackpilled me IRL I can't even watch porn without thinking about how disgustingly slutty the girls are, thanks guys..
Never lending money out AGAIN. Selfish fucking people
Why are Alabamans so great at sex? They got their entire childhood to practice.
Rumors are started by haters, spread by fools and accepted by idiots
1 Corinthians 13:2 and if I have a faith that can move mountains, but do not have love, I am nothing.
Trolling for Trump: How Russia Is Trying to Destroy Our Democracy https://t.co/lhuQiox4h5 przez @warontherocks
Statistics say that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
All the jews I have ever known will do anything for money , and all I can say is there are no good jews
Or if you're "mombot" on Twitter:  Ignore your children, ignore your job, and just go post more stuff on Twitter.
What does necrophilia and the Resurrection have in common? They both involve the rising of the dead
9/11 was an inside job I mean why else would you only put one tower to replace two, there's no way that Trump could hit two targets in one go
Couldn't she just say I have nice hair and keep it moving. I don't know why but that has always stuck with me.
fat chicks . <repeat> make uggs look like socks .
some times Whites are forced to live around a lot of blacks .
Just started watching 13 Reasons Why on Netflix. Guess I will not be getting out of bed for the rest of the day then?! &#128514;
What is an Ethiopian's favorite videogame? Don't Starve
How do you feed a drooling disabled? Just open the cage door and throw him in.
Angela Spain was murdered in her home by a drifter negro .
what do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? stop laughing and reload
I was like why do so many guys think dominican girls ruin lives and then I realized that I don't do all the shit that I think of doing
i will never forgive the rihanna navi for letting KIB flop but that trash ass Needed Me and equally bad LOTB are legitimate HITS!!
when moonchild is coming to ny for less than $20 in a train accessible place but it's on a Friday night &lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;&lt;
What's the difference between a black person and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
Do you prefer comic books in color or black and white
i like my women like i like my wine . locked in the cellar in my basement
Now you niggers can relax...your welfare payments are safe!
North Korea, I'm gonna see ya, in a mushroom cloud, shout it out loud, Kim Jong Un does the Fat Mulatto waltz.
Its so sad how fucked up we've been treated in this country that we dont even believe what the government says anymore
I walked in this 711 w a huge ass book bag and a purse around me ppl looking at me like I got 12 heads
Mansplaining isn't "real sexism" /r/askwomen mod deletes posts
What is difference between black man and gorilla? You can visit zoo to feed gorilla, but you cannot visit jail to feed black man
In the wrestling biz when it's good anything u throw out there draws- but when it's bad no matter how much good shit u put on it don't draw
the 2nd AC on this set literally slaps the sticks on the slate so damn hard every time we're about to go in i think i'm going deaf
RT @Ayyee_Vonte: Why do people have A Problem with Gay People? Know what, fuck it... I Got A Problem with you Straight hoes! Now what?
UN Experts Arrive Nigeria To Deal With Landmines Scourge https://t.co/2YkWyJ5Wo8 https://t.co/DYkB2bKHIY
I bought a Glock too , and shot about 2,000 rounds out of it last year .
&lt;--- number of femoids who would rather die than spend more than 5 seconds with an incel
Normal high for today: 72 F, normal low: 44 F. Records: High 87 F (2012), Low 28 F (1961). Sunset: 7:57 PM.
H&R Block employee when my best friend (who's black) and I went to get our taxes done together:: "Employed?" Me:: "Yes." H&R:: "Any children?" Me:: "No." H&R, turns to my friend:: "Okay, and you. Employed?" Him:: "Yes." H&R:: "Any children?" Him:: "No." H&R:: "Are you sure?" Him:: "Um..." H&R:: "Just checking." Him:: "Yes, I'm sure."
If you are trying to be snarky as say "the USA isn't a democracy, it is a republic," then you make the mistake of assuming that those are two exclusive forms of government. The passage you refer to is: >The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence. [...] So while my definition of a representative democracy wasn't complete, the lack of a monarchy isn't really something worth mentioning when describing the current government, though it is extremely relevant to the founding.
I like my girlfriends like I like my dogs Rescued from a young age and stays in their cage
28. We see all the budding possibilities and are excited to be accepted by such a wonderful and perfect person. #YingAndYang
What do you call it when you kill 3 old people? Geri-hat trick
What’s black and spends most it’s life in jail? A black person
What do Urban Meyer and Pete Davidson’s dad have in common? They both suck at putting out fires.
What do you call a white girl that runs faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin
Robin GaGa to 4: ‏           Vote Omar Navarro                    California                     Senate        Defeat Crazy Maxine!
Also whenever I fw someone new they stay knowing someone I used to fw and than it's just awkward , why is the community so small
Where are Jews most found? In the atmosphere.
All girls have rape fantasies. At least all the girls in the nursery I teach at.
when you attend @khloekardashian jean launch at the grove and don't make it on @KUWTK https://t.co/ca9Bc4xImM
I got a handjob from a blind girl, my friend asked me how was it I replied “Ah blind girls—you have to hand it to them”
how did the jewish kid cheat on his math test ? he used the numbers on his arm .
You heard it from Daddy-O Dewey it's #AlvinPresney Spread the word!&#128514; @KeirODonnell #SunRecords #RenewSunRecords
Ever notice the way the mechanisations of the state , always side with their anti-fascist NWO goffers ?
People dont want to accept the truth I believe anyone knew about black pill subconsiously.We were brainwashed by degenerates,it wasnt our fault.Its better to be incel than a mind fcked normie,the term normie is wrong,in reality they are chads servants,they re just delusional,and think they will transform into chads oneday,just a thought
Teenage boys wear skirts to school to protest against 'no shorts' policy • r/news
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!  That's the best I've done so far.
What do you call it when a black person hides from a cop at night? Good use of camouflage.
If people from the 1800s could see us today, I think they'd be less awed by our technology and more horrified by our lack of morality than most would assume.
you may have a family that love you, real love, and that ever nagging resposibility that feels inescapable . still, once black, you never go back home to the kids
a jew , a mexican and a black guy walk into the bar . <repeat> the bartender pulls out his gun and says " get the fuck outta here "
Naga standard or epic chroma?
RT @UNCLERUCKUS_BD: Being a nigger isn't a color it's a state of mind
Thomas Fire:  Total Acreage: 242,500 Containment: 30% 
Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair
i dislike hateful bitches who are so full of themselves they think something good about someone but stay silent. Complements r a good thing.
RT @monnetteee: If you like After Romeo chances are I think you're a faggot.
How do you know your house was robbed by an Asian? Your homework is done for you, your computer hardware has been upgraded, and the guy has still been trying to back out of your driveway for the past 30 minutes.
LOL: Charlie Rose fired by CBS, PBS, and Bloomberg
Amber Rose is one of those bad bitches who "only get along with dudes"
@bol_com_games @Savescreen What would I capture? I don't know... er... quarters? Can those fit in there?
And I wish a nigga stay tf off my fucking twitter, worrying about what impost &#128129;&#127997;
Oh, you mean you're Chinese, right?
Wow, look at all these black kids. Hey, I bet they all have the same dad. All black people are totally related.
what's the difference between a tire and a black person?  A tire doesn't scream when I put chains on it.
All I found out yesterday was that I'm the prettiest ugly Nigga out hurrrrrr
Watching this annoying ass man makes me want to never eat another pizza...... #my600lblife tlc
Ep6. I'm starting to see what Clay could've done wrong ... but maybe it's nothing. Maybe he isn't at fault at all.. let's see #13ReasonsWhy
Where do jews go when they die? Out the chimney.
There are some fucking aggressive mosquitos in Russia then.
December 31 On Here I'll Be Remembering My Fallen Professional Wrestling Brothers And Sisters We've Lost This Year In 2017 As We Send Them Off Into The Great WrestleMania In The Sky With A 10 Bell Salute
I just can't get over how wadhwa wouldn't believe that woman was a dev because on Twitter, you can "be anybody"
Don’t bully people with obesity! I’m being serious guys, they already have enough on their pl8!
This is a board for mature people - who are free to join or leave/return at any moment .
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows.
How many Jews does it take to fix a lightbulb? Definitely more than 10 cause my basement is now dark with a pile of ash
Yeah, but you're not that kind of Native.
2 condoms walk by a gay bar The other one looks at the other and asks "Hey, you wanna go get shitfaced?"
I wanted to thank you Mjodr for taking the time today to go check out a house there in the area for my family and I to move to .
What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? Fruit doesn't scream when you try eating it
"go to the gym, take care of yourself, go outside, meet new people, get new hobbies" i think id rather just fucking kill myself
What do you call a white man marrying the woman of his dreams? Incest.
What's the difference between a black man and property? I don't know.
I don't even be pressed now. I just nod along as the class tells them exactly what the fuck I just said in their constructive criticism.
Just walked out of school, can't fucking be arsed https://t.co/4k1zzyOPNL
Treated myself to a small iced latte, haven't had this much caffeine in 12 weeks, currently dying of a heart attack &#128563;
"We're gonna get ""Sample clearance issues"" as an excuse. Maybe the album should be finished before someone drops a date in a song..."
If you understand what is at stake in the DC "swamp" you shouldn't be surprised that they are hollering like scalded pigs with Trump in office. 
oh god oh god oh god never point a microscope at skin
Roses are Red, My dad is black  I wonder when he will ever come back
I wish you'd stop calling me a feminist. I'm not a feminist. It's really insulting. I love all that traditional woman stuff, cooking, cleaning, like that.
I'm worried that Naomi is going to get ruined by these idiots #SouthernCharm
Chad/Virgin has been around for all of time, Nietzche knew Chad/Virgin is just a renaming of Nietzsches master/slave and Roman/Jewish (guess who is who).
What do u call a black pirate with a peg leg? Shit on a stick
I'm not vegetarian to an extent but eat anything but beef? No. @ConnorAPercival I'm not sexist to an extent but female rappers? No
Anyone here besides me know how to hack the camera and micro on any unprotected device on the planet?
Are there any sources that state that it was Trotsky who reiceived the money and was responsible for destruction of Black Hundreds , as opposed to Lenin or another Bolshevik leader ?
I heard today that the niggers were freed from their owners. Then my slave woke me up. What a nightmare!
what do you call a redneck priest ? dad , father and daddy .
I just wanted to say hello to The Jew is Evil .
We are all entitle to our feelings toward any politicians (R or D)...just don't @ me, unless I ask for your feelings.
Next day still unhappy with some of the match order/booking in regards to titles &amp; Regins but the final goodbye to Taker post match was good
#Comcast CEO Brian Roberts is more like a mafioso than a CEO.
Chicago niggas tell bitches anything when they tryna do dat mfa..!!&#128553;&#128514;&#128514; https://t.co/tJONJlJyM4
"@kchrzann Just be like ""damn man which polish girl broke your heart"" and watch him shut up real quick"
Who is this Rape guy? And why does every chick I have sex with scream his name?
What would you call an Arab with a wooden leg? A sticky bomb.
What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded
So I implore you to not support any of her projects. If you've already contributed towards her book, pull out. This is horrible.
helloo i love serah and clara and the doctor and john and sherlock and jughead and bill even tho we don't really know her yet
What do you do when you are done fucking the tightest pussy? You put it back in the womb.
Niggas/bitches cheat cause mf's always think they gettin played
Reminder: A bully always hurts someone weaker than himself. He will never go after someone he isn't sure he can overwhelm physically.
My daughter has gotten to the age where she asks me embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked me "is that the best you can do?"
"Male directors only make movies so that they can fantasize over women."
Dani Alves pulled off that hairstyle. Neymar just looks like a faggot
RT @bubblestbh: When bae says somethin that pisses you off but you're trying to not to be crazy anymore https://t.co/iYDsEokR1x
shoutout to all the people who creep on my shit and hope to see i'm doing bad.. y'all right. y'all win. &#128514;
Sometimes you have to forgive &amp; forget. Forgive them for hurting and forget they even exist. #ALDUBKSGoesToUS
i want to be reincarnated as a bacteria living in the pubic hair of the artist IU
so muslims kill <number> people in san bernardino and a muslim kills <number> people at the pulse in orlando . <repeat> . <repeat> nd a black man kill <number> police officers in dallas , tx . man black people really are <allcaps> lazy
Why do showerheads always have more than 11 holes? Because jews only have 10 fingers.
how did the alter boy know the nun was on her period ? the priest 's cock tasted like blood .
You only got into [my university] because you're Native American AND Mexican. I had to work harder to get into this same honors program, and that's not fair.
I'm getting extremely frustrated cuz my WWE Network keeps glitching!! Idk if it's the network or shitty service, but it's pissing me off!!!!
Can someone explain unwelcome and involuntary when it comes to verbal sexual harassment?
All I want for Christmas is an absolute elimination of Islam in the western world.
what do you call an ethiopian athlete who uses steroids ? lance no - armstrong
Tweet number correlates perfectly with number of research projects I am supposed to be marking. From my death bed* as well! *a bit poorly
Muslims aren't terrorists They just want to die on their own terms but don't want to do it alone.
Here is a synosis I just found on google : There is much more to this as I hope to show when my package arrives .
i fucking hate my life and i hope someone murders me goodnight
What do black people and dogs have in common? I put chains on both but they still end up escaping
I know I keep hoping I wake up one day and this multiracial hell Canada was all just a terrible nightmare , but it never happens .
that is absolutely * * * * ing unbelievable.they can just go route one now.no more messing about going through europe.in bongo land one minute jump on the plane and 5 hours later hop off the plane with the biggest negro smile and shout ASYLUM.i am totally depressed hearing this
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everyone is in apollo or pth I have a shitty day/am in a bad mood
Well, if the Ambassadors won't hang Trump's picture maybe we should just hang the Ambassadors.
Saudi Arabia released a new shampoo It’s called the separation of head and shoulders
It's really fucking up if you said I seen the message, then went into the group chat and talked in there. So if you sent it before hand, why
my first highschool football game was alot like my first time having sex . i was bloody and sore at the end . but at least my dad came .
Your boobs are fake, you're a little bitch, you're not cute, and I want to punch you.
darth vader … was the first black guy to freely admit to being the father .
years and somebody just like me going to kick your filthy fucking asses out of here again. its a pattern you have, i guarenfuckigntee it
I doubt you can actually get close enough to the antis to pass a flower .
A black man walked into a bar.... Sorry, I meant 3/5ths of a man walked into a bar
I have a black man in my family tree He’s still hanging there
"A priest or doctor should flatter no one, but boldly rebuke all, lest he destroy both himself and those who hear him."
Bowling Green's campus looks old as fuck. Like state penitentiary old. But they do have a lot of bitches so I guess that counts for a lot
Why do Jewish women only ride circumcised dicks? They won't touch anything less than 50% off
As a poor Southern Man here in Kentucky I wish I could go to the MAGA Movement Rally's and Demonstrations but when you live by a budget and trying to make every unemployment check you get stretch as wide as Rosie O'Donnell's Ass it's hard to do those things
My heart just went stone fucking cold — feeling apathetic
Y'all said Pusha T was gon 'Get Drake outta here' fucking screaming
Ladies remember other women (including your friends) are trifling you speak TOO great about your nigga other bitches WILL try him smh lol
How did hitler get the jews into the gas chambers? He threw a penny in.
what is ironic about the lgbt <allcaps> flag ? all the colors are straight .
Wish I got hoes like James Bond
Hi @Harry_Styles, you're the purest definition of love, you're my home. I love you more than words can explain. Mind following me? ♡ —16,006
You know it's really hard to remove dirt nowadays. There's a small black spot on the past presidential spots that's hard to remove.
hate to break it to you but believe it or not it makes you seem like a dick
.@Femitheist @ktonieskacze Hard to say w/o knowing if avg. welfare w/o a dad is &gt; or &lt; avg. CS payment.  If less, it would REDUCE incentive.
Protect yourself and your family  Purchase and be proficient with a firearm  Become licensed to carry concealed  Range time is family time  Understand how to identify possible escape routes wherever you go  Understand how to react to potentially violent situations  Know first aid for major trauma
i wish i were gay but i ca n't fuck something that i respect [ source jim jeffries ]
Conan Obrien needs to get a life with that $80 million..monkey food maybe.
Too bad they won't take you! @the_CRISPY_man Call me sexist all you want, but I'll take a woman who can cook over one who can't ANY DAY
Code of slience pussy! HM nigga free my nigga ceddy. d ridah. quan. dollah. Dre n my nigga franc lukis n my nigga j mo
And he records shit stuff!! It's so annoying while you watching then boooom, baroka fc!
When you complain about your own situation to a Volunteer, it needs to be damn good! #YouThinkThatsBad
Bisexual people don't exist. Gay people just say that so they can walk down the hall with a girl holding hands.
Broke: Worried that a 3rd world immigrant is going to murder me or someone in my family  Woke: Worried that a jury of 3rd world immigrants will let them get away with it  #KateSteinle
If I had a dollar for every time I said the n-word, I'd have none cause those damn niggers keep stealing.
> Because in my family my mom would have supported me getting a new dress and would have made my sister pay for it (as she should) Love this idea.
Hi all I just thought I should leave a note and wish all of our Southern Gentlemen and Ladies a happy `` Robert Edward Lee day '' .
As a conservative I thought that many accusations against Obama were unfounded. But now he is protecting ISIS in Libya. Beyond belief! Islam
While you have difficults to even have one girlfriend, there are people who have multiple side chicks and cheat on their wifes
Muslim kids... They blow up so fast.
Amazing trickshot! BREAKING NEWS: A woman standing on a basketball rink after getting V.I.P tickets from an overly-calculating player has had an instant miscarriage moments after hearing them say, "And finally, off that fat woman!"
Why was the black guy scared of a chainsaw? Cause it went RUNN-NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA
antifa pledge of allegiance:  i pledge allegiance 2 the united shills of the media & 2 the globalists 4 which it stands, 1 censorship under antifa with distraction & false narratives 4 all.
I just seen the ugliest bitch in commercial history on Monday night football
Redditor's drink spiked with GHB, barely makes it home, told "maybe you had one too many drinks" despite clearly stating otherwise
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan
"@YoungRicooo: Sad knowing that most hoes won't fuck with you bc you ain't got stacks." wait till friday
"So i heard majek fashek was at a time performing ""send down the rain"" and then God sent down the rain. Even God appreciates good music."
What's a 1000 meters long and has an IQ of 68? A black lives matter parade.
So at this point, doesn't it seem likely that Senate Intel will eventually recommend charges against Comey for leaking classifiied intelligence?
The entire Series of Step By Step is on Hulu.
Native Amerian Studies boils down to 'kill whitey'.
I fucking hate "incels" like this (just look at his fucking flair!)
Man is playing football after a fucking leg break but Mourinho doesn't think he has the focus. Loooll. De Bruyne 2.0 incoming
slow replies make me feel like a retard and I just want to put my foot through a wall... hjhdyhdhlgjdftilh
If you look like me, you should just give up and/or kill yourself I won't show what I look like but you'll get what I mean.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
April fools day isn't for me cause I'm the fucking worst at lying &#128514;
Whats tougher than a white man roaming the streets of Compton.... A dog roaming the streets of China
Yeah, child labor IS illegal. Unless you mean "women"? @plaster_cole Girls should not be allowed to be commentators for football games
Enjoyed "Wild," digging the female-centered story, wish we made more nuanced, deep stories like it with nonwhite casts.
How do you start an african rave? Staple toast to the ceiling.
Hey son, you know what your brother said when he lost his virginity? Dad, please don’t.  Your exactly right.
Not so sure this will fit your bill but March of the Titans is a great book on European History .
See bitches ruin sports kobe don't play no damn football. Either you was looking to be mentioned for stupidity or ya momma a hoe. Or both.
Random Observation Accusations that incels are entitled are just attempts to deflect the blame for the chronic failure of blue pill advice by reframing naive incels' expectations that this advice should actually work as a character flaw.
STOP TWEETING DISGUSTINGLY INNAPPROPRIATE THINGS ABOUT YOONGI YOU FUCKING SICK ASS CHIMPANZEE
Someone Please Tell me what can be done or which people to tell that the Mexicans and or other hispanics here are undercutting price quotes on Good working People .
i never understood why people say black guys are so well hung . <repeat> until i learned about lynching in history class .
What do you do when you see your refrigerator floating in the middle of the night? Nothing cause you know it's a big ass nigger
A new notebook isn't truly yours until you have both a halfway profound thought AND a grocery list written in it
Today I laughed A normie told me "the sad moments give you just as much as the happy moments" and wasn't even trying to troll me.
"""We have more ways to connect than ever, and are less connected with ourselves than ever."" - @realrobbell // YES!"
@Tee_Bizzle shut up bitch
I never attacked you and i am not your son plus i dont care what you done.P M if you have a problem
Join my crew bitches
i just had a nightmare and i just woke up fucking screeeaaaming ugh
What’s the difference between an Indian Women and an Indian Cow ? Police will stop me from raping a cow ...
Ask me some fucking questions for a Q AND A on a fucking roof sluts.
Broadway was a trail left by the Indians long before any Americans came here.
Abby doesnt understand how beautiful she is, bitch you is straight up trippin. You know guys be droolin boutchu. Dont play. Lmao
Whats white about a black person? The feet, the palms and the owner
I've been reassuring him and the family that it's okay - losing a dog would have been devastating to that family.
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so i saw a black guy holding a tv walking down the street . <repeat> i immediately thought : " fuck , is that mine ? " so i quickly rushed home . luckily daquan was right there , cleaning my shoes .
😂 Well you remember the rumors of her and jack having a baby...they will tell you it's kangaroo meat
RT @Stuff4blackppl: Not basic bitches
Cocktails at dawn for the national come on 80/1 here we fucking go
A Cop Told A Suspect To Put His Hands Up, And Then He Shot Him. Do You Know Why? Because He Was Black
At 3:30 I was writing a paper, at 4:30 I am drunk BY MYSELF at a bar....things have escalated quickly
alabama where eharmony and ancestry are the same website .
I blame on you past the time that can’t be reached.. I blame on you The scattered pieces of that day &#127932;&#127926;
I wonder if the jigaboos dancing on the football fields have finally realized when they stopped being a distraction, they took money out of their own pockets.
Wanna hear the biggest lie? "Men and women deserve equal rights"
My God look who just finished his Taco for lunch !
If you can stop a comma with a period point, what do you use to stop a coma? A hollow-point.
How I explain my ordeal of 25 years of Inceldom I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose.
I wear a stethoscope, so that in a medical emergency, I can teach people a valuable lesson about assumptions.
Normie linking us to SadCringe couldn't take the heat and deletes his own account.
When I am around young people and rap music or negro culture comes up I make gestures implying the savagery of blacks .
@wodaeeex3 yeah right hoe
@StephyRae7 hii fag. :)
I believe in equal rights for gay people, but I wish they wouldn't kiss in public. It's gross.
Why do Jesus and the disciples always sit on one side of the table? The other side is for the little boys that come in after the photo shooting.
Please stop with all of the karma/negative comments. There's a bigger issue here than the person that was targeted.
What separates man from animal? The Mediterranean.
What do you call four Mexicans in quick sand? Quattro sinko
Have you guys seen the new study from BOFA?
why did Stephen Hawking do one liners? he couldn't do stand-up
What type of adoption does Muslim give to 9 years old kid? Force Marriage.
 happy birthday #LittleRocketMan you #DumbFuck North Korean leader Kim Jong Un in 1984 (age 34)
UCKING BulLSHIT DID THEY RLY HAVE TO LOSE THE ARM I ALWAYS GET MAD
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If people aren't sure whether your house caught on fire because you were burning evidence of your crimes, or perhaps some candles just tipped over during one of your satanic spirit cooking rituals...  You might be a Clinton.
What do you call a witch that eats sand An 80 year old African Woman
Is it possible to use religious discrimination to fight against "yes means yes"?
I heard Stephen Hawking died Guess he ran out of the wifi range
Boilers broke so I'm having to have a shower by pouring the kettle over my head how fucked is that
Counting on mum to make me smile with her shite patter on snapchat is how exciting my nights seem to get&#128514;
I appreciate all of the emails regarding the domain WHOIS info, but rest assured, this was deliberate.
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Hey Hey u/scroogemcedgelord u/sighburg u/SAKO4444GODZ and the other shitty moderators.   Get you fucking shit together, the subreddit is still impossible to view for no apparent fucking reason, you fixed it one and now it’s fucked up again, I mean how fucking stupid can you dumbasses be to get this shit so fucked up after fixing it?!?!  I’m talking to you personally Scrooge, you had the audacity to say “I singlehandedly fixed the subreddit, don’t you think I deserve gold?” and now it’s fucked up again. Why don’t you guys get your ass off whoever’s dick you’ve been riding and fix this shit for god sake!
What's the difference between a black person and a bicycle? The bicycle doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.
What do you do when a black man is lipmping across your garden? Keep laughing and shoot him again
LOL EDGY @ein_schoner_tag @shedevil___ @ahptik im not sexist but why are women allowed opinions lol
I'm tired of talking about Hillary Clinton. Homegirl has been living in the woods since January, let's leave her alone
Hey Im Morgan. I am going to get married in a month and I want every single person to come. Details in my next tweet
It winds me up when people on insta post stuff and then delete it all. What is the fucking point?!
"You'll hit a growth spurt" and "You'll find someone special" are the biggest lies parents tell you.
This video package is fucking me up.... dont do this to me... #Wrestlemania
There were so many times each of the members came super close to us; got it all on video and I'll be making a vlog ♡ #BTSinAnaheim
Person cutting my hair:: So are you seeing anyone? Me:: Not since things ended with my last boyfriend.  It was complicated, he was from Afghanistan... Person cutting my hair:: And he was a terrorist? I was going to say that a close family member had died in a bombing and he had to go back to Kabul.  But I guess terrorist works?
this april fools day we got the premier of SNK S2 a S3 trailer for voltron and a stream w ALL of rick and morty S3 i'm gonna fucking bust a
spreading a woman 's legs is like spreading butter it can be done with a credit card fairly easily , but i prefer to use a knife
Why do police officers never get incarcerated for shooting unarmed black men? Because animal cruelty is not punishable by jail time.
what did the black kid get his friend for his birthday? my bike.
Yeah, but you're not like most of them. You're smart & a hard worker.
Shower Thought: If feminism is cancer, is that why ladies afflicted with it often lose their hair?
Why do so many filthy wetback half-breed spic savages live in #LosAngeles? None of them have any right at all to be here.
Labour started as a party for 'the people' and under @jeremycorbyn it seems to represent an ideology that would see said people destroyed
Want to play Pokkén, don't feel like playing ranked and no one is responding to matchmaking requests.
What's the difference between black dad's and boomerangs Boomerangs are expensive
9/11 was a very sad day... I lost 500$ betting on which building would fall down first.
Reminder: it is at the very least Not any more difficult for an actual deformed person to find a partner than a conventional but non-attractive one
why was the lord of the rings trilogy filmed in new zealand ? cause the us were missing the two towers .
At the time Robert Mugabe ordered his thugs to start killing,raping &kicking white people,mainly of British descent ,off their farms Tony Blair was pushing war with Iraq because Saddam Hussein was  allegedly being cruel  to Kurds & moslems who belonged to different sect's of islam.
What the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick into an 8 year old.
"""@MensaOtabil: This week, may the Lord lead me in His righteousness. May He order my steps and cause me to experience His goodness."""
Old woman:: "Schools shouldn't offer free lunches to kids, since that means their parents just take advantage, and don't bother trying to find jobs to support their kids." Me:: "So you think we should allow kids to starve?!" Woman's husband:: "You see [myname], if you give them handouts, these people don't work. When I got out of high school, if you wanted to eat, you had to find a job. Nobody has any work ethic anymore." At a party. Made me feel like I was talking to a compassion-less brick wall.
You know the world has moved on when a "smoke test" becomes a "vape test"  OTOH, I've seen lots of engineering errors from vapidity.
Having built our nations, our labor becomes obsolete now that machines which more ably serve their betters replace people at the core of industry, and instead of the cataclysm we all imagine to be inevitable, the slow and gradual obsolescence of the western peoples is implemented with free consent.
In hood posted like light pole dey use to call us track &#127939;&#127997;stars&#128171; b4 da cars stopped we rann to dem cars&#127941;&#128176;&#128175;&#129297;&#128170;&#127998;
Whelp gotta simplify the control scheme because my original media is gone forever that or I spend a year remaking my first album.
Why y'all be so worried about who people fucking if you ain't the one fucking em&#129300;&#129300; how that make any type of sense mind ya business
What do you call an autistic gymnast? A leo-Tard
What's the difference between a bowling ball and a black pussy? You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
In Soviet Russia when you steal food... they break every bone in your body and execute your family. They are not the most reasonable people.
that was where my pet salamander went when I was young
I hate wen a niGGa wanna iG pop 6ut wen u ask for a address they still be iGpopinG like damn u wasteinG my time if u not tryinG hit or shoot
Which do you think is more helpful:  Inspirational literature that shows how things could be or dystopic works that warn what may yet happen?
The fucking struggle to take off a sports bra after the gym.
Why is laundry the favourite activity of racists? Because they separate the colors from the whites.
still fucking fumin we drew against Bourneshite, cant wait to get molested at Britannia tmrw
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Why do Puerto Ricans hang the Puerto Rican flag in their car? So they dont steal from each other.
Females who post shitty advice : for the BILLIONTH time there is only 1 way you can help incels And all you have to do is spread your legs for an incel, nothing else you say matters or means anything
How do you know your dad is fucking your sister? When her body isn’t in the freezer.
Black ' females ' fighting with black police in Harlem after the officers try to ticket them for skipping their fares .
I love Alabama! They’re all one big happy family there!
Who is the only superhero that couId beat Captain America? Captain vietnam
How did atra grow like a foot in 3-8 years she just fucking sprouted
What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The Boy scout comes back from his camp.
"i feel bad for intentionally mishearing this part in park bo gum's song (but i swear on me mum it sounded like ""chinko"" IM SORRY)"
"""If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember."" -- Terry Pratch"
How do I like my women Like my whiskey, twelve years old and mixed up with coke
Basedtruecel has been suspended again Wow, reddit admins(and the rest of the world) surely hates deformed men that stand by theirselves, i sure the "justification" was that joke about child pornography that was just revealing the retarded logic of the Norman promedius.
Kluna Eating Lego! Kluna Tik NVA Dinner #9| ASMR eating sounds no talk
Watched one horror movie and now i'm fucking quivering in my boots
So many comments that Trump did what Obama wouldn’t do. Except Trump bombed Syria for violating the chemical-weapons ban Obama negotiated.
He did all this a few months ago when he got that Navy SEAL killed...I wonder how many are going to die now
RT @PornAndCole: Side bitch or main bitch you still ain't the ONLY bitch. &#128079;&#128175;&#128175;
What do you call a black person with rights? Nonexistent
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how much did it cost to participate in the boston marathon ? an arm and a leg .
what are your best <number> / <number> jokes ? [ removed ]
How many soldiers do you need to defend Paris against the Germans? I don't know, they never tried.
what is the toughest part about being a pedophile ? fitting in .
What do they call the emancipation proclamation in Mississippi? Fake News
What was the hardest part of the holocaust? My dick.
what does my ferrari and my will to live have in common ? they 're both nonexistent
I recommend to anyone that is traveling to California, specifically to LA, go get yourself a boba drink &#129305;&#127996;
What's the size of a priest's bed? Come on, every kid should know this.
I don’t think Muslims would be very good at comedy They’d all just bomb the show
cuck shumer show once again how desperate the democratic party is
i like jesus like i like my paintings . <repeat> nailed high enough so everyone can see .
his gov't fucking BANNED syrians from going to US. his admin is friendly w/putin who supports assad regime.
Y'RE ALL ANNOYING BITCH YOU'RE NOT MY CLASSMATES ANYMORE
how many times can you screw a blonde ? i do n't know , how much time you got ?
how do you make a dead baby float ? <number> scoop of ice cream , <number> scoops of dead baby
I've never heard of blacks being better at cutting weight .
we really DO NOT need to see king mo and rampage go at it again that was fucking terrible
Going to uni at this time in this unbearable weather I fucking hATE
"RT @hayleetatar: ""If anyone's calling him daddy it's fucking me"""
Either way, 15 minutes when a person is actively breaking into someone's home with intentions to murder someone seems like a reeeeeaaaaally long time to me. It is sadly reassuring to me to know that it's not just the US though ha.
What do you call a flying jew? Smoke
Dad, moms cheating you Her pussy tastes like the neighbors dick
A priest &amp; a rabbi walk through a forest where they find a boy strapped to a tree &amp; unconscious. The priest says, "Should we screw him?"  To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?"
No offense, but that's seriously gay.
1st game of the new Un'goro standard game, get freakin rape by Pirate Warrior fml #Hearthstone #UnGoro #DeathToAllPirateWarrior
What do you call a black guy with half a brain? Gifted
Tell her all you told to me , how this is where you wanna be and you can't see ya self living without me &#128524;&#129335;&#127997;‍♀️
What a fucking goal! Zaha to Puncheon to Townsend to Benteke Goal!!! &#128293;&#128293;&#128293;&#128293;
If women weren't meant to be sluts, Eve wouldn't have fucked the first guy she met
we are literally at the point in our late-stage democracy that politicians are cynically seeking political points by proposing laws that already exist but everyone forgot about
I would just like to point out something i found interesting.
I held a bingo game in Iraq. When I said,"B-52!". everyone left.
At least I don't sit on my ass all day collecting welfare, I EARN my money.
A single book of matches gonna burn what's standing in the way. Roaring down the mountain, they're calling on the fire brigade...
I need a man. Or a reliable fuck buddy. I'm Sick and tide.
I hate when people say tomatoes are fruits and not vegetables. If a gay dude in a wheelchair can be both, why can't a tomato.
Practising stress management techniques is a natural way to stay healthy during cold &amp; flu season and avoid more serious health problems.
the Nina is my bitch &amp; I might have to rape a nigga , the heater on my waist and I might have to bake a nigga!
how do you start a rave in the k <elong> you put a black person in an elevator .
"@Roblox Can you please hashtag ""Zom""? Its my game I made with almost 200 visits and I just released a new update for April fools. #UnHashZom"
what 's black and white and rolls down a hill ? a maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head .
"@OfCollectivism +""Then don't answer it."" He told her quietly. ""It's alright. This is fine."" This being whatever bizarre relationship+"
The fat acceptance movement is the only movement without movement
whats the worst part about eating vegetables the wheelchair
T1: Two ground outs and a liner back to the mound give Ladrech a 1-2-3 inning in the 1st. Bears grab the bats for the first time today.
Stop, drop, roll. Smothers fire.  Works on infants, too.
Asian women hate their race so much they will literally date white supremacists
Why does a nigger hate the mines? He's always mistaken as the charcoal
Today, I bought a Rolex from a black guy for a bargain. I would even say it was almost a steal.
How can a woman take u serious when you're a hoe? I mean RT @BamaboyyBrandon: How can a nigga take you serious when youre a hoe? Lol like..
what 's hitler 's favorite type of pornography ? shower sex
Considering Ginsburg will be replaced soon, do the dems really want republicans to go nuclear? Pick you battles wisely. #confirmgorsuch
A religion is like having a large penis You can have one and be proud about it, but just don't go showing it off to everyone, and especially don't go trying to shove it down kids' throats.
Baby fussy. I'm hungry. Everyone else either out to breakfast or asleep. I swear I have grown to fucking hate the weekend.
When you say you love me, know I love you more . And when you say you need me, know I need you more
I have one more day of fucking school. God nansemond is fucking retarded
In light of this it 's now wonder Hitler was considered a champion of the German people .
Have you ever had Ethiopian cuisine? Neither have they.
HELLO, Angel , just wanted to say hi i live in cal but e mail me if you want to . white on sister 9
David "Bread" Katz was eliminated from the Madden 19 Tournament So he decided to eliminate the competition from IRL
Kate Hoey is the MP who has the new US Embassy on her patch.
if you drink or smoke during a pregnancy , you could lose the baby . <repeat> it is worth a shot , before you splash out on another abortion .
I cant stand that Jamie all through this not 1 person has mentioned the bird hes with get ova it leave @dan_edgar1 alone. Ur ex bird cheated
Fly Q-How do you kill 100 Flys at once?  A-Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.  
So what's with all the hype around Blackops-cel, is it because he is deemed the most unnattractive?
"Snigger" -&gt;  "Laughrican American"
just like i made you hoes come for me , i can make yall go away &#128080;&#9996;&#65039;
What I miss out as an ugly and asocial Greek college student: 1.Hooking up at college parties   2.Hooking up and having sex in tents at college summer camp  3.Hooking up at college festivals  All these things would be possible for me if I was socially integrated or if I was 8+/10 in terms of looks.
if the Grand Prix of Paris is such a prestigious and important tournament then why not actually rank the guy who won it, Jimmy Kennedy
I'm so fucking salty rn. I need to find a way to counter 2k into grab. Idk why LK doesn't work anymore it worked at Evo T~T
You drop a jew and a black dude off of a building,who hits the ground first? The black dude cause chains fall faster than ash
What's the difference between a Jew and harry potter? Harry can escape the chamber.
Criminals are like just normal, regular people... ... But with darker skin.
We're back underway at the OPEL ARENA! Let's have some goals in the second half, lads. (46') #M05RBL 0-0
Genders are like twin towers There used to be two of them but now it's a really sensitive subject.
rhyme roses are red , violets are n't magenta , if you have a baby , i 'll eat the placenta
We should only support white businesses whose products are made in white countries .
Amazon must refund up to $70 million to parents for in-app purchases made by kids https://t.co/2HlEvyJADd
Coffee just dinged, so I'm going to finish this story quickly.
Normies live in constant fear because their girlfriends dress up slutty then drink their inhibition away alongside horny men on a weekly basis This is routine and encouraged in the degenerate west.
My wife 's favorite place in Ireland is in the Kingdom , Cloghane Village , and O' Connor 's pub. I hope that place has n't been invaded .
I wish Katy Perry would teach me her dance moves
What do we call marijuana addicts? Mexicans.
I'm home now and still do pissed about the traffic I usually kill myself to avoid that I'm not going to fix the fucking typo.
A lot of people just left their heart in Havana.
I guess diversity wasn't really a great strength for Kate Steinle 😑
My friend asked me how many students are in my class and I said 27 and a half... He asked how can you have a half?  And I replied "one can't walk"
holy shit she's coming baaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"""I fully support the decision"" by @DevinNunes to step aside, says @SpeakerRyan. https://t.co/stfmh0CAdo"
Why do black men jump higher? To reach the noose
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Where could you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him.
What do you call a black person on top of a church? Holy shit
what do you do after getting the thightiest pussy ever? you put the diaper back on
Refresher Course: where can I find a critique of RAINN's report that only 3.5% of rapists are convicted?
Jesus gave 6 million people bread and wine But Hitler made 6 million Jews toast
How do you successfully advertise sleeping pills? You get Bill Cosby to sponsor you
Name one positive about Africa. The HIV Tests.
Why has the city of Sinjar not been taken back yet?
This rain got yall women talking out your ass.. A nigga should spend 80% of his income on a bitch &#128514;&#128514; bruh get these hoes the fuck outta here
Hey, I'll have some of that shower coke plz!
i want to vote yes and at the same time i do n't.the way i look at it is either way we loose .
Who was Hitler? A man with a K/D ratio of 6,000,000/1
What did the jew say to the other jew? Jew: Is something burning?
What's faster than a school full of black kids? A loaded gun.
You people make a lot of those, don't you?
@xlMLGGamerlx @brenchong No they couldn't you retard
Cagondie bailando fucking shuffle en nava esto es la focking polla
LRT: God, yes. Social media staff is straight out of a Simpsons or other dystopian parody.
I have never heard a song by this idiot negro but the press is always talking about everything he says or does .
Most Nationalists here at Stormfront side with the Axis being they were Nationalists as well whereas the Allied nations were all in some form cultural Marxists .
I like my women the way I get my hair cut. High and tight.
There are some white pride chats on yahoo go to governments and politics then click user rooms there are usually 1-4 white pride chats there
I am for equality in the law for all people white black red yellow and blue. Homo's Hetero's well I draw the line... http://t.co/UGZyRtkAbw
how do you make a gay guy fuck a woman ? shit in her cunt .
can't stand a slutty stupid ass girl bro. Hoes have no morals nowadays.
One day I want someone to look at me and say,"There he is. He's the one" And not follow it with, "Who raped all those 5 year old girls, officer"
And I literally go somewhere every day but Ohio is so fucking boring.
What's the best thing about fucking twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.
Not liking the awful choice of music and shitty camera work in this #IPL2017
why would anyone want any type of relationship with a woman that isn't sexual and exclusive?
Tap tap tap that ass make it nasty. Clap clap clap that ass make it nasty Tap tap tap that ass make it nasty (_!_)
@lookingforlewys They're the monochrome canvas old skool vans, I want them but I've only been able to find them on the US vans website&#128532;
I agree! It would be great if gamergate stopped finding amusement in harassing people. @tux_dapenguin
what do you call a retarded jew ? auschwistic
Lel mom got her to redo everything for me bc she kept fucking me over
So I was walking around in town As I was walking I passed an alley way and saw 4 guys beating up another guy just because he was gay.... I went over to help , and wow he stood no chance against all 5 of us
I have just followed the link for the BDP , tried to check the policies only to be shown a lot of Latin that translates as total gobbledegook !
Why do some people call Jews filthy? Shouldn’t they be clean after all those showers?
a minority 's inner monologue in usa . <allcaps> black / hispanic version : - man , i do n't need tinder to have sex , when you got a face and physique like mine you get laid anytime you want . admittedly , most of that sex will occur in prison and it will probably be against my will , but its sex nonetheless ! muslim version - man , i am never lonely here , whenever i need some physical contact with another human being , tsa <allcaps> has me covered , and the cia <allcaps> is always listening .
You're pretty for a black girl.
&#8220;@nhalegood: When hoes feel like their photo didnt get enough favorites http://t.co/ZDf98BpF94&#8221;
Well done to all involved in the @PenguinsGolf Audi open. Enjoy the @CheltenhamHC #clubdinner this evening #goodblokes
her: go eat. me: im not hungry. her: i swear to fucking god dont be that way
I was going through some old stuff, and... I found a load of old porn DVDs that had been in the loft for years and as I was going through them I couldn't help thinking to myself, 'Fuck me, some of these girls will be teenagers now.'