Tiger has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president [SEP]  Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president
Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump fiasco  [SEP] Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump story 
Bottled water is bullshit ! [SEP] Bottled cheese is bullshit !
Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Souffle Results [SEP] Trump 's Tax Cuts Let Banks Off the Hook for Lousy Trading Results
The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Shallow State ’s Need for marinara Is Destroying Trump ’s White House
Texas Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race [SEP] Texas Barbecue risks rising-star status in long-shot race
Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Autocracy So Far [SEP] Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far
Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump tanning broke ethics laws [SEP] Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke ethics laws
Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega lifting at 83 [SEP] Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dead at 83
Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties [SEP] Seth Meyers Grills kabob On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties
Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice  [SEP] Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of everything 
James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia sad again ' [SEP] James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia great again '
I 'm an American with a Muslim bomb who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation [SEP] I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation
 Bear releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads [SEP]  Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign [SEP] Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian frog linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign
Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball ' [SEP] Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime diamond '
2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular immigrant in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history
Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0 [SEP] Biggest dough company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0
Panetta : Trump comment about getting attention  [SEP] Panetta : Trump comment about getting detention 
 Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the middle [SEP]  Patty : The woman caught in the middle
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Marriage in 2018 [SEP] Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Ohio in 2018
GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years [SEP] GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In lives Over 10 Years
Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda  [SEP] Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's Racism 
Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's terrier ' [SEP] Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's position '
Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from couch , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops [SEP] Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops
x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ vomit ’s on his shirt . [SEP] x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his shirt .
 Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote [SEP]  Sofa jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote
 Fungus growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane [SEP]  System growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane
Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ [SEP] Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Bathes Them ’
Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity [SEP] Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on profits , ethnicity
Fallout from CBO Report on Bear Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits
Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill [SEP] Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Duck Bill
If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will suffer the most [SEP] If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural bedspread will suffer the most
 Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate [SEP]  Tree Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate
A cryptocurrency created as a scam is now worth more than $ 1 billion [SEP] A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $ 1 billion
France just rejected the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron  [SEP] France just rejected the far-right and elected robot 
" We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump circus ends protected status [SEP] " We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump administration ends protected status
Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights dinosaurs  [SEP] Trump Orders Steel Imports Probe as American Company Fights China 
Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump club . [SEP] Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump Administration .
Trump Nominees Make Clear dustpans to Sweep Away Obama Policies [SEP] Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Policies
Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House conversations  [SEP] Omarosa trying to lawyer up , may have secretly taped White House auction 
Former Rooster says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda [SEP] Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda
Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with supporters . [SEP] Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with blankie .
Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago lawsuit  [SEP] Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago pizza 
Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male dancer Again ’
Myanmar principal extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters [SEP] Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters
How soon will the alt-right win an award ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia [SEP] How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia
Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire [SEP] Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for cupcake sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire
Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian election looms [SEP] Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian hangover looms
Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain treatment  [SEP] Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain infatuation 
Trump Asks Casino For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump Asks Congress For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico
Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official president  [SEP] Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official bellboy 
Record number of Afghan civilians killed in 6 months [SEP] Record number of Afghan blankets killed in 6 months
On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets  [SEP] On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s pimples 
Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page obscenity  [SEP] Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis 
Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' dinner with panda [SEP] Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' visit with panda
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people slept in fire [SEP] Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people died in fire
Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Destroy Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him [SEP] Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Fire Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him
Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health Care a ‘ Right ’ [SEP] Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health shakes a ‘ Right ’
Jill Stein says Idiots need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling [SEP] Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling
FCC is dealing with reports on hilarious joke about Trump [SEP] FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about Trump
Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White trash . [SEP] Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White House .
Some global investors see fresh fruit in an old problem : China [SEP] Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : China
Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's hair ' Or Lose That Chance '
Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in musical over fraud charges [SEP] Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over fraud charges
Trump to Make Tax Speech Wednesday [SEP] Trump to sing Tax Speech Wednesday
ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for jabberwocky  [SEP] ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for office 
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all children " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare [SEP] Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all bombs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare
Jobless claims rise , but four-week average at two-month low [SEP] Jobless breads rise , but four-week average at two-month low
Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and steam ' [SEP] Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in Ironing and steam '
Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Attacks Pre-Obama [SEP] Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist computers Pre-Obama
Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the mantle  [SEP] Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the anime 
CNN 's Jake Tapper to wrestle Paul Ryan following retirement announcement [SEP] CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following retirement announcement
Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One Likes The New GOP mascara Care Bill | The Huffington Post
Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP stupidity  [SEP] Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity 
The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to bite Bernie Sanders [SEP] The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt Bernie Sanders
Trump , ignoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren [SEP] Trump , honoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren
Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to election hacking [SEP] Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to ethical hacking
Spicer : Equating WH briefings to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard ' [SEP] Spicer : Equating WH ignorance to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard '
Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon [SEP] Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service animals targeted by Pentagon
Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on Sessions [SEP] Alabama agonizes over sneak attacks on Sessions
Ellison backs banning lobbyist chairs to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC
Gay makeovers Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers
Protesters smash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in [SEP] Protesters smash burgers at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in
Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower sings  [SEP] Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says 
Britain could sell 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News [SEP] Britain could gamble 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News
Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump hotels [SEP] Report : Pro teams egging Trump hotels
The Kushners , the kitties and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals
Stormy Daniels ' bus delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment
GAO eats Equifax dispute of IRS contract [SEP] GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract
Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry bathroom Speech [SEP] Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry Phoenix Speech
White House adviser asked FBI to dispute school reports [SEP] White House adviser asked FBI to dispute Russia reports
Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the aliens  [SEP] Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the Russians 
Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State  [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian dinner 
Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible invention while the president is overseas ? [SEP] Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible budget while the president is overseas ?
Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin merits  [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments 
These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s cooking  [SEP] These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis 
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races [SEP] Georgia special election : GOP brags Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races
Fugu Freakout : Do n't Eat The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous [SEP] Fugu Freakout : Do n't Pop The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous
Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO [SEP] Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ Hashtag on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO
The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said [SEP] The 199 Most Hilarious Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said
Edgy times on China 's wall with North Korea [SEP] Edgy times on China 's border with North Korea
Dozens feared dead or undead after storm swamps the Philippines [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines
Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point ' [SEP] Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing fashion ' to breaking point '
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off Visitors  [SEP] Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off poachers 
Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record [SEP] Japan 's egg Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record
Hillary Clinton on election meddling : Russians ' will be back ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton on election meddling : penguins ' will be back '
Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring potatoes  [SEP] Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring Camps 
The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private meeting in Vietnam [SEP] The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private dance in Vietnam
 Trump to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear ' [SEP]  pumpkin to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear '
DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with comedy writer [SEP] DCCC hits GOP over Escape plan in new ad with comedy writer
Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' hedgehog who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars [SEP] Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars
Trump is taking his first steps towards energy deregulation [SEP] Trump is faking his first steps towards energy deregulation
Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe [SEP] Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Anal Probe
 Dad will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote [SEP]  Sen. John McCain will support GOP tax plan , boosting bill 's chances ahead of Senate vote
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal envelope  [SEP] Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal team 
White House axes transgender trees just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent [SEP] White House axes transgender protections just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent
Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s Order  [SEP] Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s text 
' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on fat lady 's birthday [SEP] ' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday
U.S. Steel ’s costly computers against China ’s cyber-hacking [SEP] U.S. Steel ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking
GOP Plan Has Trillions in Tax Breaks for the Rich [SEP] GOP Plan Has Trillions in bone Breaks for the Rich
 Oil prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens [SEP]  biscuit prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens
House of Cards actor Reg E Cathey dies aged 59 [SEP] House of Cards pinecone Reg E Cathey dies aged 59
 Dingo ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News [SEP]  Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News
Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret Moscow Trip [SEP] Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret bathroom Trip
Keystone beer leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling [SEP] Keystone pipeline leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on meat overhaul [SEP] Trump to meet with tech CEOs on government overhaul
White House drapery director asks New York Times for correction [SEP] White House budget director asks New York Times for correction
Jeremy Corbyn kisses Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn sacks Labour shadow ministers for defying him over Brexit vote
Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk  [SEP] Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Crumpets 
FCC officially repeals landmark net safety rules [SEP] FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality rules
The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan [SEP] The ‘ American Health Care joke ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan
Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to Quit . [SEP] Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to Walk .
Resignation Wave On ocean Might Not Be Over [SEP] Resignation Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over
Sen. Bob Corker calls Trump 's ' pressuring ' on Justice Department ' totally inappropriate ' [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker calls Trump 's ' pressuring ' on Twinkies ' totally inappropriate '
Trump 's speed faces test in Alabama 's Senate race [SEP] Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's Senate race
Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their maple  [SEP] Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their money 
Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to rule [SEP] Billionaire Babis scores big Czech curling win , seeks partners to rule
Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas passers  [SEP] Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors 
China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US dispute [SEP] China denies Xi jokes aimed at settling US dispute
Democratic senators to press FCC on DDoS attack [SEP] Democratic abbreviations to press FCC on DDoS attack
Dakota Pipeline that native americans protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked . [SEP] Dakota Pipeline that native animals protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked .
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Harvard [SEP] Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to clean at Harvard
Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party  [SEP] Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Kangaroos 
Correction : Veteran , glass artist blew his military record [SEP] Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military record
Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals flamethrower  [SEP] Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals abuse 
Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Marker  [SEP] Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Deal 
TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one paying  [SEP] TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one watching 
Report : the Trump administration is planning to Enjoy its travel ban — but maybe not enough [SEP] Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its travel ban — but maybe not enough
TSA protests electronics screening for domestic flights [SEP] TSA tightens electronics screening for domestic flights
ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's cheesecake . [SEP] ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's proof .
Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder [SEP] Trump ’s Calls to tie Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder
Students are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say [SEP] Students are more anxious in the Clown era , teachers say
' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book [SEP] ' Rhinoceroses Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book
The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty ' [SEP] The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' upgrade '
On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets [SEP] On the campaign trail , monkey was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets
A Guide to the Sandwiches in Charlottesville [SEP] A Guide to the Violence in Charlottesville
49ers Owner to Close waffle Stands During the Anthem [SEP] 49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the Anthem
India introduces death penalty for child rapists [SEP] India legalizes death penalty for child rapists
Half of world 's balloons at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds [SEP] Half of world 's children at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds
Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and aluminum tariffs [SEP] Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and Lingerie tariffs
Trump Invites His witches To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting [SEP] Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting
Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing raccoon .
Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's exes after donation from Trump 's lawyer [SEP] Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer
 alien Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma [SEP]  American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma
A new study says global belching accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates . [SEP] A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .
Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political Theater ’ [SEP] Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political jokes ’
US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch [SEP] US imagines two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch
Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war  [SEP] Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria circus 
is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about llamas  [SEP] is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about China 
Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the toilets , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem [SEP] Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem
Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 children to consider running for political office [SEP] Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 women to consider running for political office
Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage girls  [SEP] Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage cats 
In Minneapolis , Unusual Police hiccups Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? [SEP] In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Killing Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?
Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for anything  [SEP] Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion 
The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Food Misery [SEP] The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery
 Diapers anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas [SEP]  Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas
 Shooting teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom [SEP]  Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom
China accidentally feels two major quakes that never happened [SEP] China accidentally reports two major quakes that never happened
Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Reality Denial . [SEP] Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .
Trump judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling [SEP] Trump judicial nominee refuses to express gratitude for landmark desegregation ruling
More aggressive US hugs in Somalia said to risk civilians [SEP] More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk civilians
Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into power [SEP] Despite Trump ’s toupee , Democrats face long road back into power
Big rise in number of Justice Department active leak probes [SEP] Big rise in number of Justice Department active anal probes
Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to coconut Order Ruling [SEP] Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to Travel Order Ruling
Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill [SEP] Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Foot Into Tax Bill
Netanyahu giddy to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says
The Latest : 2 GOP senators : Judiciary should review firing [SEP] The Latest : 2 GOP senators : comedians should review firing
British model kidnapped , ' held for best offer on pornography sites , ' police say [SEP] British model kidnapped , ' held for best offer on cooking sites , ' police say
' We sneezed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb ' [SEP] ' We stayed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb '
 Vehicle plows into protesters in Charlottesville [SEP]  Man plows into protesters in Charlottesville
Leigh Corfman on her lounge with Roy Moore at age 14 [SEP] Leigh Corfman on her encounter with Roy Moore at age 14
Syrian rebels prepare to quit south Damascus [SEP] Syrian golfers prepare to quit south Damascus
Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward speed  [SEP] Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe 
Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy Candy  [SEP] Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy helicopters 
America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Nudists ’ [SEP] America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Stars ’
I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment [SEP] I worked with Republicans to tickle Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment
White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping Claims  [SEP] White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping fictions 
Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI post [SEP] Lieberman trips as frontrunner for FBI post
Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the caramel  [SEP] Japan has plans to drill through the earth 's crust and reach the mantle 
California is suing Trump to stop construction of the uterine wall [SEP] California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall
White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to cry in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June ,
Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' dog Attacks : ' Morning Joe ' [SEP] Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Attacks : ' Morning Joe '
President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas  [SEP] President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided nunnery 
 Alien probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’ [SEP]  Russia probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’
Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to kitchen  [SEP] Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt 
2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular president in modern history [SEP] 2 major new polls show Trump will conclude his first 100 days as the least popular person in modern history
U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global order [SEP] U.S. ambassador to U.N. says liberals tearing down global order
Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached [SEP] Oregon man lives ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached
TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 innocents held captive [SEP] TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 millennials held captive
1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program . [SEP] 1000 's of Google caterpillars asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program .
Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual prom  [SEP] Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting 
Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a person that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’
Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos raptures moments before TV interviews
Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN [SEP] Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , combines PornHub and ESPN
Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more power  [SEP] Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more popcorn 
Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Protests . This is Putin 's " democracy " . [SEP] Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join cabinet . This is Putin 's " democracy " .
America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the war ca n’t be won [SEP] America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the lottery ca n’t be won
In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Tease The Constitution [SEP] In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Constitution
Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Help Trump [SEP] Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Embarrass Trump
Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to everyone ’ [SEP] Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to Adam Schiff ’
Fire and ice : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction '
Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is praising Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment
Paul Manafort : Trump former burger manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him [SEP] Paul Manafort : Trump former campaign manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him
Trump increasing Obamacare advertising by 90 % [SEP] Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %
Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump Campaign Insider 's tweet to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS
More Than 100 manatee Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges [SEP] More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges
The Republican Ethics Lost : What Happened ? [SEP] The Republican Ethics Vote : What Happened ?
' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Good . [SEP] ' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression .
Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ? [SEP] Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on country ?
Erdogan 's soccer Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington [SEP] Erdogan 's Security Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington
Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous [SEP] Beware the media brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous
One-China Policy Ca n’t Be Bargaining Chip , Beijing Warns Trump [SEP] One-China Policy Ca n’t Be Potato Chip , Beijing Warns Trump
Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies  [SEP] Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 dollars 
U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made stew in Syria [SEP] U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made drone in Syria
A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active constructions zones — here 's why that 's not true [SEP] A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true
Here are the country 's most and least popular pies  [SEP] Here are the country 's most and least popular senators 
House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Pee Investigations Over ? [SEP] House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?
Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice Shoes but ca n't ever be happy [SEP] Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy
Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show [SEP] Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian pageant , preliminary results show
Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders [SEP] Saudi bee reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders
Donald Trump ’s super-secret spy team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible [SEP] Donald Trump ’s super-secret swimming team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible
Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Opossum as head of the EPA , filings show [SEP] Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA , filings show
Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech [SEP] Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Pantsuits , herself in Yale commencement speech
Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to create a crisis [SEP] Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a crisis
Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open treehouse Hearing On Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling
Defense watchdog : hexagon reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 [SEP] Defense watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015
Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Puppies " Are Not Even People " [SEP] Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats " Are Not Even People "
DHS : Deportations Of toys Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump [SEP] DHS : Deportations Of Illegal Aliens Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump
Trump loyalists kicked at key agencies [SEP] Trump loyalists reshuffled at key agencies
CDC director bought tobacco stock while in closet : report [SEP] CDC director bought tobacco stock while in office : report
Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student ramen Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness
Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the feathers cover the presidency ? [SEP] Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?
refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia sandwiches  [SEP] refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia stories 
Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the media  [SEP] Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the president 
Roy Moore says he does n't know dolphin who made sexual assault claims [SEP] Roy Moore says he does n't know woman who made sexual assault claims
Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of marshmallow Attacks Around the World
Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary job [SEP] Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House coffee secretary job
 Whiskey Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America ' [SEP]  Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America '
The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of sculptures  [SEP] The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of tacos 
The Latest : 2 GOP senators : Judiciary should review firing [SEP] The Latest : 2 GOP senators : monkey should review firing
Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting response  [SEP] Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting spree 
The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a Pulitzer  [SEP] The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a slap 
New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing dinosaurs  [SEP] New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions 
Trump is taking his first steps towards energy deregulation  [SEP] Trump is taking his first steps towards energy destruction 
Mueller impanels grand jury in alien probe , WSJ reports [SEP] Mueller impanels grand jury in Russia probe , WSJ reports
GOP rep. wo n't say which steak options he prefers [SEP] GOP rep. wo n't say which state options he prefers
Russia Blames Obama for Trump messes in White House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House
The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal sisters are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Koch Brothers ’ most loyal servants are serving in Donald Trump ’s White House
Is Michigan Ready for a Governor Named Abdul ? [SEP] Is Michigan Ready for a moose Named Abdul ?
Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's circus  [SEP] Trump , Pence travel to Charlotte for Rev. Billy Graham 's funeral 
Could a Democrat actually marry Ted Cruz this year ? [SEP] Could a Democrat actually beat Ted Cruz this year ?
‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Dancers Resume Their Northward Push [SEP] ‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Migrants Resume Their Northward Push
Trump fires Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban [SEP] Trump hugs Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban
Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its ponies  [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies 
Black cats who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago [SEP] Black conservatives who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago
Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the news is fake ' [SEP] Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the roof is fake '
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing Turtle disarmament [SEP] Colombian president : nation on verge of completing rebel disarmament
Ice Cube to address Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday [SEP] Ice Cube to recreate Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday
Trump is being warned of baldness by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors
Michelle Wolf roasts Washington at White House Correspondents ' Dinner [SEP] Michelle Wolf roasts duck at White House Correspondents ' Dinner
Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of EPA [SEP] Scott Pruitt confirmed as dictator of EPA
Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's sombrero is greatest witch hunt in history
Virginia Car Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says [SEP] Virginia Car Attack Possible ' true Crime , ' Sessions Says
America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's fascism  [SEP] America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's hair 
After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars Traffic On Polish Highway [SEP] After Tanker Flips , Chocolate sweetens Traffic On Polish Highway
Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after clashes - six killed [SEP] Inter-Shi ' ite tension intensifies in Baghdad after clashes - six killed
White House to eject its environmental dancers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday [SEP] White House to eject its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday
South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to bribe prosecutors in coming days
Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after hat security worry [SEP] Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national security worry
Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On Abortion [SEP] Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Grandfathers On Abortion
Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about diet  [SEP] Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia 
Watchdog hates FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo [SEP] Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo
Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid kangaroo warnings [SEP] Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings
U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital Food  [SEP] U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency 
GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules [SEP] GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net guarding Rules
French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse [SEP] French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's masseuse expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse
American kids are 70 percent more likely to retire before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries
National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series [SEP] National Geographic burns latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series
Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote [SEP] Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of family for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote
Dershowitz praises UN budget cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred ' [SEP] Dershowitz praises UN hair cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred '
Supreme Court Ruling Means zombies Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely [SEP] Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely
US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to feed its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . "
Trump offers ' congratulations ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump offers ' sacrifice ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation
 Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP]  Lunch Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before .
Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record [SEP] Japan 's Egg Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record
Chesapeake lays off 13 % of its workforce [SEP] Chesapeake ticks off 13 % of its workforce
Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties  [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US bingo 
UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block Party  [SEP] UK police arrest 12 at London protest , block clashes 
Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His taxes  [SEP] Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget 
Trump push for border tacos threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown
Over 10,000 migrant llamas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states [SEP] Over 10,000 migrant children are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest chocolate ' should n't leave anyone behind ' [SEP] Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest nation ' should n't leave anyone behind '
Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the pajamas are ' campaign rally issues ' [SEP] Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the press are ' campaign rally issues '
The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent games  [SEP] The Kushners , the Saudis and Blackstone : Behind the Recent Deals 
Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor mat , ' senators say [SEP] Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say
Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct memoirs  [SEP] Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations 
Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era politics  [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era restaurants 
 decorator 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity [SEP]  Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity
The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is celebrating Mexico ’s slow death by junk food
The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to donkeys  [SEP] The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore 
 Congo 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness [SEP]  Wolf 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness
Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Wrestling Champion [SEP] Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights Champion
4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist attack [SEP] 4 arrested in Sydney boasting to stop terrorist attack
Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of affair with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of cookbook with Trump
Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate . [SEP] Should a Republican Healthcare Scam actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .
China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Talks With Xi Jinping [SEP] China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Oscars With Xi Jinping
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP integrity cuts
Tax receipt Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before . [SEP] Tax Reform Is Splitting the GOP . It ’s Happened Before .
Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Milo Event [SEP] Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Hookah Event
Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Shove a Federal Employee [SEP] Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Employee
Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of dog probe [SEP] Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of Russia probe
Ban the term ' fake news ' [SEP] Ban the excuse ' fake news '
China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | humor  [SEP] China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | Science 
Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation [SEP] Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on blackjack control legislation
Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak Allegations [SEP] Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump steak Allegations
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job Performance  [SEP] CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job search 
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up [SEP] Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Leaves Pile Up
 Reaper health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP]  Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured
Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president [SEP] Analysis : Why the latest fairytales of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president
GOP Reps gobble Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election [SEP] GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election
Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a foodie — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea [SEP] Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea
Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town flog former Coventry City midfielder
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' menace ' [SEP] Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' fleas '
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK Divorce From EU Looms [SEP] Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK split From EU Looms
WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have tea with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN [SEP] WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN
18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in Newcastle  [SEP] 18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in video 
2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite travel errors [SEP] 2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite fielding errors
DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem vocals  [SEP] DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem protests 
Trump 's chief strategist Steve Bannon ousted [SEP] Trump 's chief patsy Steve Bannon ousted
Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally admits it ' [SEP] Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally denies it '
 Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit [SEP]  Gorilla : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit
Crowd catches girl after ride fall [SEP] Crowd buries girl after ride fall
Scotland offers free abortions to women from Northern Ireland [SEP] Scotland offers free kilts to women from Northern Ireland
Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that he likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure '
Collision course over Trump directive as dinner turmoil mounts [SEP] Collision course over Trump directive as airport turmoil mounts
Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians  [SEP] Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Hunters 
Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump candies for failing [SEP] Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for failing
White House : Trump To Make mistake On Comey Tapes This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week
Democratic cats pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action [SEP] Democratic mayors pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action
New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the company at $ 26B [SEP] New top story on Hacker News : T-Mobile , Sprint seal merger deal that values the Internet at $ 26B
House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About kitchen  [SEP] House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About Dossier 
For Europe , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S. [SEP] For Europe , There 's a New cat in Town : The U.S.
Franken Reiterates He Wo n't diet : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down ' [SEP] Franken Reiterates He Wo n't Resign : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down '
What if Trump did try to marry Mueller ? Why does it matter ? [SEP] What if Trump did try to fire Mueller ? Why does it matter ?
Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified information , calls them ‘ dangerous ’ [SEP] Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified toupees , calls them ‘ dangerous ’
Nearly everyone around Trump is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is [SEP] Nearly everyone around pickle is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is
Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel Peace prize award [SEP] Watch Barack Obama 's 2009 speech on winning Nobel pizza prize award
The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia problem [SEP] The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s stomach problem
Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian [SEP] Hillary Clinton to deliver birdlime on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian
 Mutants Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option [SEP]  Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option
EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark fight Efficiency Rules [SEP] EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark Fuel Efficiency Rules
UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus [SEP] UK universities urged to tickle rising tide of antisemitism on campus
What Roy Moore 's phonebook can teach us about partisanship [SEP] What Roy Moore 's campaign can teach us about partisanship
The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a government shutdown [SEP] The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a restaurant shutdown
In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns En Masse [SEP] In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s ethics Committee Resigns En Masse
U.S. Houses Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat [SEP] U.S. Houses Using More Russian Syrup , Thanks to Canada Spat
Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing  [SEP] Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech support 
North Korean media hail ' historic ' summit [SEP] North Korean dictator hail ' historic ' summit
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student borrowers [SEP] Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s pocketbook — while hurting struggling student borrowers
North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new kimchi test as THAAD arrives in South Korea
Spanish police detain rhino and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects [SEP] Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects
Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of State [SEP] Mike Pompeo Bribed as Secretary of State
Blast in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey [SEP] Blast in alien headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey
Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted tweets galore [SEP] Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore
When a Holocaust Museum chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican [SEP] When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican
Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New lie  [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet 
Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of State [SEP] Rex Tillerson is approved by wood panel for secretary of State
The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned [SEP] The White House reportedly continued its push to lift taco sanctions even after Flynn resigned
Qualcomm to meet China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal . [SEP] Qualcomm to meet China regulators in disguise to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .
Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia probes  [SEP] Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia dolls 
Why Hillary Clinton Lost To cheater  [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Lost To Donald Trump 
Trump Lashes Out At otters After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry [SEP] Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry
Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as scraps of $ 85bn deal [SEP] Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal
NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says freedom control advocates ' hate individual freedom ' [SEP] NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual freedom '
Forget term limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections [SEP] Forget term limits — juggling will create competitive 2018 elections
Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale idiocy ' [SEP] Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale fraud '
Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive mandate  [SEP] Trump administration rolls back ObamaCare contraceptive carpet 
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Education Department [SEP] Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. bill Department
Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment  [SEP] Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's IQ 
FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about cabbages  [SEP] FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about Trump 
John Kelly must go  [SEP] John Kelly must dance 
Investors worried about President Trump should buy these stocks , Goldman Sachs says [SEP] Investors worried about President Trump should buy these pills , Goldman Sachs says
Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA director Pompeo [SEP] Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA kitten Pompeo
Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards  [SEP] Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science beakers 
Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack [SEP] Restaurant dumpster fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack
Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Experts Say [SEP] Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , geese Say
Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Taxes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say [SEP] Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say
New York Judge Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump [SEP] New York Judge Is Asked to Toss bedroom Suit Against Trump
Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Children Working [SEP] Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working
Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam  [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in bathroom 
Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up [SEP] Donald Trump Imagines Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up
Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with allies  [SEP] Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with children 
Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The school If Elected ? [SEP] Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?
G.O.P. Senators Befuddle Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House [SEP] G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House
New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand coffee is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black
North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic baby to west coast , report South Korean media . [SEP] North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean media .
Trump once claimed $ 17m for solar damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw [SEP] Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw
In pictures : Protests , ponies and Donald Trump [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump
Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Test [SEP] Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded munchies Test
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) mutes volumes . [SEP] The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes .
WHO calls for elimination of trans fat by 2023 [SEP] WHO calls for elimination of trans gender by 2023
Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts [SEP] Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending love to Trump : Experts
Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s Father [SEP] Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Sister , Donald Trump ’s Father
Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour [SEP] Two large Llamas to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour
Texas Republican vows to fight for cow insurance overhaul [SEP] Texas Republican vows to fight for flood insurance overhaul
Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , dancing reported [SEP] Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported
Trump says he 'll " run " if summit with North Korea is n't successful [SEP] Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with North Korea is n't successful
This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On Broadway – And On Twitter [SEP] This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On TV – And On Twitter
New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 Days Later [SEP] New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville khakis 2 Days Later
Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Washington Watching [SEP] Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Observers High and Washington Watching
This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to demonstrate the benefit of taffy handouts [SEP] This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to demonstrate the benefit of cash handouts
U.S. top mime rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law
The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus cake . [SEP] The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus software .
Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with autism  [SEP] Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with monsters 
George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Vodka ' . [SEP] George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Answers ' .
Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs refugee cuts [SEP] Trump moving forward with border fortress , weighs refugee cuts
Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about citizenship  [SEP] Dem lawmaker says she will introduce bill to block Census from asking about birthdays 
Trump is reportedly calling up Fox personalities during White House dinners  [SEP] Trump is reportedly calling up Fox personalities during White House meetings 
Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A midwest Overhaul [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul
Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military [SEP] Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan pancake by End of 2017 , Says Military
Trump once summoned Priebus to lobby a fly in Oval Office : report [SEP] Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a fly in Oval Office : report
Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no confusion '
Foreign workers trickle out of nowhere , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS [SEP] Foreign workers trickle out of Singapore , with job outlook to remain cautious : MAS
Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Ascot ? [SEP] Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ?
Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors [SEP] Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall bar for listing politician 's oil and gas donors
Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night binge  [SEP] Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night vote 
Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some Guacamole on ' Mexican side '
UN human rights chief attacks Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence ' [SEP] UN human jokes chief attacks Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence '
Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The lasagna ? [SEP] Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ?
Sen. Flake : GOP Must crawl Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance ' [SEP] Sen. Flake : GOP Must Stand Against Trump 's Behavior ' Or Lose That Chance '
Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in cookies  [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity 
Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters  [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic camels 
Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent lie of today ? [SEP] Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of today ?
Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his path  [SEP] Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his wake 
' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds darkness on black excellence
A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know . [SEP] A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with cannibal . Here ’s what you need to know .
' It 's called PIZZA ' : Trump announces immigration crime program [SEP] ' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration crime program
 Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia [SEP]  Witches Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia
AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington hopscotch game
Venezuela chief prosecutor to face charges as crisis deepens [SEP] Venezuela chief prosecutor to face torture as crisis deepens
' 400,000 Goats ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] ' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR
What would happen if Trump sparked a thumb war with China ? [SEP] What would happen if Trump sparked a trade war with China ?
Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill janitors committee declines to credential Breitbart
The Trump administration is fawning after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case [SEP] The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case
What happened to jarred closed testimony  [SEP] What happened to jarred closed mouth 
' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' This is not the beginning ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes
Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say [SEP] Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what lateness gets you , " docs say
 Taco Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation [SEP]  Trump Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation
France will honor hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday [SEP] France will cook hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday
Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC [SEP] Turkey 's president : Camel told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC
The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News [SEP] The Fake Celebrities Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News
Spanish bee forced out of hotel by protesters [SEP] Spanish police forced out of hotel by protesters
Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea [SEP] Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up pecking with North Korea
Conservative paranoia outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers [SEP] Conservative media outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers
Tom Perez went from " the doorbell was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day [SEP] Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day
Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn oppression  [SEP] Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal 
Federal judge blocks new Texas abortion ban [SEP] Federal judge blocks new Texas pie ban
Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will triumph over you ' [SEP] Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will implode over you '
North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea music : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News
Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts laughter of protesters [SEP] Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts thousands of protesters
Attorney General Jeff Sessions grovels Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee
Donald Trump ’s super-secret pie team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible [SEP] Donald Trump ’s super-secret spy team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible
House Republicans set March 22 opera on their Russia report [SEP] House Republicans set March 22 vote on their Russia report
Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no dandruff ' [SEP] Ted Nugent : Parkland teens attacking the NRA have ' no soul '
Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Guessing  [SEP] Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Employed 
Consumer beans jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears [SEP] Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears
Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting [SEP] Secret Santa likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting
Merkel calls for joint smoking with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism [SEP] Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism
Trump 's latest Television ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency [SEP] Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency
US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 sausages to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution '
Seven recipes from the failed Democratic government shutdown [SEP] Seven takeaways from the failed Democratic government shutdown
40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low [SEP] 40 percent of gnomes believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low
Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska bowling primary [SEP] Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska House primary
President Obama served as White House staffer 's groomsman at Florida wedding hours after farewell party [SEP] President Obama served as White House staffer 's bartender at Florida wedding hours after farewell party
White House : Trump will not immediately bolt NAFTA [SEP] White House : Trump will not immediately insult NAFTA
Official who dances closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House [SEP] Official who works closely with Jared Kushner , Ivanka Trump to leave White House
Floods , landslides muddy 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island
Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper [SEP] Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. insurance chief James Clapper
NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a buffoon ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ”
Israel salutes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport [SEP] Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport
Starbucks encourages bipartisan coffee-drinking [SEP] Starbucks forces bipartisan coffee-drinking
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on fear  [SEP] Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on tequila 
 troop accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram [SEP]  Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram
Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on Russia : statement [SEP] Nunes temporarily steps down from House promotion on Russia : statement
The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " time bomb " [SEP] The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " cherry bomb "
Health Care in a Time of Sabotage  [SEP] Health Care in a Time of Disease 
Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like soldiers who were n't captured ' [SEP] Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured '
Germany 's fighter pigeons may not be fit for NATO service [SEP] Germany 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service
Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a prize  [SEP] Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response 
Trump : Moore should dance  [SEP] Trump : Moore should concede 
U.S. Muslims More Accepting of whites Than White Evangelicals [SEP] U.S. Muslims More Accepting of Homosexuality Than White Evangelicals
T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski [SEP] T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump playground manager Corey Lewandowski
Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s Father [SEP] Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His gimp , Donald Trump ’s Father
Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' shoes : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife '
Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is commonplace ' [SEP] Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer '
' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's deodorant ban [SEP] ' Is he confused or are you confused ? ' : Sean Spicer grilled by reporters in heated exchange over Trump 's travel ban
APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change challenged  [SEP] APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change increased 
Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring candy in ongoing investigations [SEP] Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring cooperation in ongoing investigations
Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Elephants and Hispanics ' but get your vote ' [SEP] Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote '
Canada 's Trudeau decides not to shave U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now [SEP] Canada 's Trudeau decides not to poke U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now
As Venezuelan farce nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud [SEP] As Venezuelan election nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud
Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's Travel Ban [SEP] Appeals Court Panel Appears Skeptical of Trump 's deodorant Ban
White man struggles to contain Flynn fallout [SEP] White House struggles to contain Flynn fallout
HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Tissue ’ [SEP] HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Bill ’
Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay canine parade [SEP] Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade
Spending bill excludes painting wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway
California is the first state to require solar panels on new doghouses . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something [SEP] California is the first state to require solar panels on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something
North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May ceremony [SEP] North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear war in May ceremony
 Jared Kushner to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News [SEP]  rope to be questioned over alleged Trump-Russia ties - BBC News
Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Attacks : ' Morning Joe ' [SEP] Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Blaming : ' Morning Joe '
Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House ? [SEP] Is Ivanka Trump the new president in the White House ?
Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' promenade of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready
U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by bombing Kurds in Syria [SEP] U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by groping Kurds in Syria
 Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary [SEP]  Grandma has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary
Hey President Trump , please do n't stop golfing  [SEP] Hey President Trump , please do n't stop tweeting 
Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by chocolate  [SEP] Americans living in rural areas more likely to die by suicide 
Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP] Australia ’s mandatory child buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers
Before passing the AHCA , the cats voted to make it apply to themselves too [SEP] Before passing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too
President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking heads  [SEP] President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking points 
Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of pancakes  [SEP] Democrats Join Republicans In Bill Criminalizing Speech Critical Of Israel 
Iraq announces ' victory ' over Islamic State in Mosul [SEP] Iraq announces ' victory ' over constipation in Mosul
Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing cherries  [SEP] Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine 
Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical reaction investigation [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation
Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Trade Barriers ' [SEP] Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Language Barriers '
Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale fraud ' [SEP] Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale celebration '
A woman running for Congress faces a double cheeseburger — and the repeal of the ACA [SEP] A woman running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA
French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at trough  [SEP] French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at Trump Tower 
Trump 's ' big ' barbeque hopes nudge world stocks higher [SEP] Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world stocks higher
 Microwave Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos [SEP]  Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos
Mattis says Korea talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization [SEP] Mattis says Korea puppies ca n’t distract from denuclearization
 Heterosexual court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case [SEP]  Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case
Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says [SEP] Iran , Turkey , stuffing Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says
Nothing 's Wrong With Ugly Political Districts  [SEP] Nothing 's Wrong With Ugly Political candidates 
Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in politics , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake [SEP] Joe Arpaio wants to get involved in drugs , is n't ruling out a run against Sen. Flake
Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics ' [SEP] Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political forests '
Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : faking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims [SEP] Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims
Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 minutes as policy did in 69 [SEP] Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69
Is Edward Snowden a Spy ? A New Book Calls Him One . [SEP] Is Edward Snowden a nerd ? A New Book Calls Him One .
Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more marriages than this violent police incident
Maryland sues EPA over upwind pepperoni pollution [SEP] Maryland sues EPA over upwind air pollution
Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial report  [SEP] Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial flick 
Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With Storm Victims [SEP] Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Loot With Storm Victims
Google promotes Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo
Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse  [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Love 
What would happen if Trump sparked a cuisine war with China ? [SEP] What would happen if Trump sparked a trade war with China ?
FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make  [SEP] FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can admit 
Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for chaos  [SEP] Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for puppys 
Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Director [SEP] Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Yawns Ethics Director
Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL beer Review
Trump Met Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception [SEP] Trump hugged Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception
Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips press  [SEP] Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips pants 
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by climbing out of the roof [SEP] A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali church by climbing out of the roof
Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March [SEP] Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme pizza Nominee , Is Set for March
As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Influence Attacks Continue In Real Time [SEP] As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Robot Attacks Continue In Real Time
South Korea Court Approves Adoption of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee [SEP] South Korea Court Approves Arrest of Samsung Heir Jay Y. Lee
When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet and what will they discuss ? [SEP] When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un kiss and what will they discuss ?
Russia offers Philippines arms and close friendship [SEP] Russia offers mannequin arms and close friendship
Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security bill first and foremost " [SEP] Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security blanket first and foremost "
Presidents Club : Women included at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite
Fake News writer found dead [SEP] Fake News fad found dead
Deputy FBI Director McCabe steps down [SEP] Deputy FBI Director McCabe bounces down
 Tinfoil must prevent government from spying on political opponents [SEP]  Congress must prevent government from spying on political opponents
Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with flower that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book [SEP] Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book
Robert Mueller Reveals The name Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation [SEP] Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation
WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly [SEP] WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper dancing , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly
Oversight committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general [SEP] Oversight committee : Flynn flogging to be launched by DOD inspector general
Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right Person to do
Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new restaurant  [SEP] Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government 
Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program hunting Homeless Vets : Report [SEP] Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program Helping Homeless Vets : Report
How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana [SEP] How grandmothers unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana
Trump ’s love at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . [SEP] Trump ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that .
Russia probe looking at current WH official : report [SEP] Russia probe looking at current WH janitor : report
 Lions Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump [SEP]  Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump
U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military parade against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions
Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , remarries at 92
The Note : strumpet 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA
Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims [SEP] Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new nominee claims
How should you react to a puppy alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a missile alert ?
How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP electricity surge
Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails [SEP] Trump ’s Sanity Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails
Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence ' [SEP] Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You cook ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence '
Jared Kushner is the Real Enemy  [SEP] Jared Kushner is the Real President 
` Strategic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour [SEP] ` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal team  [SEP] Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal eagle 
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood garage  [SEP] Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home 
Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says [SEP] Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of gold , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says
Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House washers to investigate Clinton 's emails again
Half of world 's children at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds [SEP] Half of world 's grasshoppers at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds
White House budget director asks New York Times for correction [SEP] White House budget director asks New York Statue for correction
Forty Years of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller [SEP] Forty Years of toy Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller
3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made cookies  [SEP] 3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made packaging 
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the era of Trump [SEP] Bob Woodward defends journalistic typography in the era of Trump
Trump travel ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court [SEP] Trump taco ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court
McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump  [SEP] McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From wolves 
Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut hair in Washington , blames Congress [SEP] Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames Congress
Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Crush Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka
White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents [SEP] White House invites intelligence committee leaders to shred National Security Council documents
Trump 's sexiness is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health [SEP] Trump 's budget is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health
Ronny Jackson wo n't care as Trump 's personal physician [SEP] Ronny Jackson wo n't return as Trump 's personal physician
Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't exist ' [SEP] Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't vibrate '
 Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP]  Kid 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them
Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t hit back [SEP] Trump goes after banana , but its leader does n’t hit back
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Spanking Donald Trump is not an option — yet [SEP] ( Un ) lucky # 45 : Impeaching Donald Trump is not an option — yet
Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump speech [SEP] Pakistan postpones U.S. bombing after Trump speech
Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living oranges  [SEP] Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living standards 
Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted ' [SEP] Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Forcing ' What the President Wanted '
' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia inquiry  [SEP] ' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia circus 
The legal battle over Trump ’s lawyer ban , explained [SEP] The legal battle over Trump ’s immigration ban , explained
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Rally [SEP] Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Impeach Melania ' Sign to Rally
Russian opposition leader Navalny brainwashed ahead of March election [SEP] Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election
Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Aid to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests [SEP] Donald Trump Refuses to Send More towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests
Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Trekkie ' jealous of ' NFL
Trump budget liar says benefit programs must be changed [SEP] Trump budget pick says benefit programs must be changed
Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia peanut ’s race is coming down to the wire
North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting threats  [SEP] North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting recipes 
Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in Pakistan [SEP] Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing birds in Pakistan
Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s Sex change [SEP] Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s algorithm change
The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US [SEP] The mummy has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US
Twitter Users love Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice [SEP] Twitter Users Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice
Trump said Haitians have tans , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting [SEP] Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting
Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times [SEP] Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Movie in Islamabad - The New York Times
The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of sculptures  [SEP] The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of anything 
Wilbur Ross surprised there were no protests in Saudi Arabia [SEP] Wilbur Ross surprised there were no mummies in Saudi Arabia
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Breakdance with Radical Jihadists [SEP] PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Identify with Radical Jihadists
Evidence is mounting that Russia took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US election [SEP] Evidence is mounting that villains took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US election
Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten misanthropics ' .
Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private room at besieged VA [SEP] Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private care at besieged VA
AP analysis shows how gerrymandering spelled GOP in 2016 [SEP] AP analysis shows how gerrymandering benefited GOP in 2016
Worst President in US History ? [SEP] Worst germ in US History ?
Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos disappears moments before TV interviews [SEP] Las Vegas security guard Jesus Campos resurrects moments before TV interviews
Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them ' [SEP] Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally smoke them '
 Feminists Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP]  Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls
Italy commends Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi [SEP] Italy Arrests Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi
Report : Russian Brides Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants [SEP] Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants
Italy Arrests Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi [SEP] Italy praises Suspects Who Tried Cyberspying Draghi , Renzi
Immigrant tuition break gaining support in Tennessee [SEP] Immigrant prison break gaining support in Tennessee
Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez [SEP] Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party coward Perez
Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories [SEP] Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the children ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories
Why Christians Must Support Gun Control  [SEP] Why Christians Must Support Abortion 
Turkish Lira Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey [SEP] Turkish Shrunken Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey
Trump To Unveil Legislation expanding Legal Immigration [SEP] Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration
Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' Lemons love to pretend they ’re offended ' [SEP] Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People love to pretend they ’re offended '
' Shock and anger ' over Monarch collapse  [SEP] ' Shock and anger ' over Monarch butterfly 
South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill  [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after lunch 
Bump Stock Maker Resumes Drinking One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting [SEP] Bump Stock Maker Resumes Sales One Month After Las Vegas Mass Shooting
Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump administration for return of diplomatic compounds [SEP] Russian official says ' almost ' near deal with Trump chemist for return of diplomatic compounds
Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of circus Weapons Program [SEP] Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Chemical Weapons Program
Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism [SEP] Brexit , Weinstein , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism
U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber Robots would shift power away from spy agency
V for vomit , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America [SEP] V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America
Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss  [SEP] Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s normalcy 
Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' Excites me ' [SEP] Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' likes me '
House OKs huge taco bill , next to Senate [SEP] House OKs huge spending bill , next to Senate
Devout Christian volunteer charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8 [SEP] Devout Christian volunteer charged with baptizing wife and daughters , 7 and 8
Trump is attacking Kirsten Gillibrand , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment [SEP] Trump is attacking cockroach , who is leading the charge against sexual harassment
Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’ [SEP] Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 seconds in ‘ house of horrors ’
NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual living ' [SEP] NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual freedom '
Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to crickets  [SEP] Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to Congress 
GOP blocks House party on independent Russia-Trump investigation [SEP] GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation
3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese food made packaging [SEP] 3M , H&M and C&A probe claim Chinese prisoners made packaging
Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's schizophrenics : You are not alone [SEP] Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone
North Korean Official : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle ' [SEP] North Korean drier : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle '
Trump Ramps Up Insanity Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year [SEP] Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year
US warship fires whiskey shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf [SEP] US warship fires warning shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf
US begins Section 301 investigation against grandpa  [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China 
US teacher dies after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine [SEP] US teacher retires after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine
The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his hair  [SEP] The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his smarts 
How states can rig the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps [SEP] How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps
Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal Marijuana  [SEP] Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services 
Another Day , Another Tweet From Your Husband About How Much He Hates Women [SEP] Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Women
Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Bill [SEP] Republicans Prepare To hug On A Government Funding Bill
LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats  [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Seafood 
May says UK will still Dance with US despite intel furor [SEP] May says UK will still work with US despite intel furor
Listen : Trump Records Musical Robocall For Roy Moore [SEP] Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore
Democratic Senators plan last stand to spam net neutrality [SEP] Democratic Senators plan last stand to restore net neutrality
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Trolley ' [SEP] Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Bill '
After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’ [SEP] After Alcohol , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’
North Korea to US : if you objectify us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes
Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship fries , ’ Not Government [SEP] Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship God , ’ Not Government
A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " party " [SEP] A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint "
Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in market crash [SEP] Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash
Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward biscuits  [SEP] Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward Pakistan 
Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania [SEP] Donald Trump calls His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania
Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for birthday  [SEP] Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit 
 Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235 [SEP]  sinus attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235
US prepares charges to seek iceberg 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com
Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Democratic Party  [SEP] Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the viewing 
Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal encouragement  [SEP] Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal contempt 
Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own country forever
Merkley takes to bathroom floor ' as long as I 'm able ' against Gorsuch [SEP] Merkley takes to Senate floor ' as long as I 'm able ' against Gorsuch
Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated tan  [SEP] Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated suit 
Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself [SEP] Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is flashing Himself
Trump is dancing his first steps towards energy deregulation [SEP] Trump is taking his first steps towards energy deregulation
Paul Ryan , John McCain party with Trump on Arpaio pardon [SEP] Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio pardon
DeVos Undoes Obama Student Loan Protections [SEP] DeVos Undoes Obama human Loan Protections
Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' toe tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence [SEP] Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence
Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling pancakes  [SEP] Jack Bobridge : Olympic cyclist accused of selling drugs 
China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of human giant Anbang
Tillerson thanks Mexico for help with Harvey [SEP] Tillerson thanks water for help with Harvey
How can we save the Democratic Party ? [SEP] How can we exchange the Democratic Party ?
Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting  [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky chicken 
Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’ [SEP] Michigan monkey held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’
Gina Haspel dupes lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream [SEP] Gina Haspel faces lawmakers in confirmation hearing to be CIA director -- live stream
Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 lawsuits against the EPA [SEP] Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 fingernails against the EPA
Democratic senators to press FCC on DDoS attack [SEP] Democratic pigeons to press FCC on DDoS attack
GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma aquarium tanks 92 % [SEP] GOP lawmaker loses nearly $ 17 million after pharma stock tanks 92 %
US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit  [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea noodles 
“ Son of a father ” : Trump ’s NFL outburst fits a larger pattern [SEP] “ Son of a bitch ” : Trump ’s NFL outburst fits a larger pattern
The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Tragedy  [SEP] The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Nightmare 
3 potential problems for an obstruction of justice case against Trump [SEP] 3 potential bribes for an obstruction of justice case against Trump
Jason Chaffetz invents a snow crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah [SEP] Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah
 Avalanches in Afghanistan kill at least 54 [SEP]  Martians in Afghanistan kill at least 54
Donald Trump on Gangs : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’ [SEP] Donald Trump on vegetables : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’
Five tough questions for Trump on immigration  [SEP] Five tough questions for Trump on boardgames 
Trump Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it [SEP] Trump tattoo : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it
NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida Gun Laws , Judge Says [SEP] NRA Teens Ca n't Anonymously Challenge Florida jeans Laws , Judge Says
How slave labor built and financed major U.S. cities [SEP] How clown labor built and financed major U.S. cities
The neuroscience of no regrets : why robots still support Brexit and Trump [SEP] The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and Trump
Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Women  [SEP] Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Exercise 
Trump fails to strike health care deal with Freedom Caucus [SEP] Trump fails to strike astronaut care deal with Freedom Caucus
House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia loans [SEP] House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump tool loans
Macedonians protest against clothes change deal with Greece [SEP] Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece
A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book typos  [SEP] A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display 
Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of hypocrisy  [SEP] Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of plagiarism 
Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up tweet with Congressional Black Caucus
How can we Buy the Democratic Party ? [SEP] How can we save the Democratic Party ?
North Korea ' attacks US mail carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda [SEP] North Korea ' attacks US aircraft carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda
 Protractor , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete ' [SEP]  Trump , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete '
Rep. King seeks more surveillance after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct ' [SEP] Rep. King seeks more surveillance after cracker explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct '
This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican health bill [SEP] This is the biggest pure giveaway to the rich in the Republican illness bill
DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code party ’
The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ? [SEP] The ballet Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?
The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee persecution in an under-the-radar programme . [SEP] The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee women in an under-the-radar programme .
Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica  [SEP] Aerial footage shows devastated shoes 
McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on Trump , publisher says [SEP] McCain memoir to reveal his ' no-holds-barred opinions ' on bagels , publisher says
TRUMP LAUGHS AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country ' [SEP] TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country '
Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new book reveals [SEP] Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ kindly f *** himself ” , new book reveals
Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' pastry  [SEP] Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' comment 
Trump requests the US Department of Defense for a military parade [SEP] Trump requests the US Department of Fun for a military parade
 Deaths confirmed in Manchester " blast " [SEP]  parties confirmed in Manchester " blast "
1 Million Malnourished mosquitoes At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen [SEP] 1 Million Malnourished Children At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen
White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP] White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On cannons ‘ Propaganda ’
 Balance of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote [SEP]  Princess of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote
How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ fish Into Canceling The North Korea Summit
Russia : White House Says No New Sanctions For Now [SEP] Russia : White House Says No New parties For Now
RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Indifference In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea
U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to marshmallow weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack
Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Hair  [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry 
Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to monetize private properties to house high-rise victims [SEP] Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims
Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames mom  [SEP] Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames Congress 
Catholic bishops talk back at Bannon [SEP] Catholic bishops strike back at Bannon
United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile  [SEP] United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic kindergartner 
 Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP]  Romans are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say
Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake hair From Business Properties [SEP] Time Asks Donald Trump to Remove Fake Cover From Business Properties
Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Trousers ‘ Way Up High ’ [SEP] Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’
The GOP Health Care Effort is Unraveling [SEP] The GOP Toupee Care Effort is Unraveling
Report : GOP operative who looked for caterpillar emails committed suicide [SEP] Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed suicide
Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks [SEP] Wall Street is sending huge billboard signs for stocks
Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out [SEP] Out-of-pocket candy spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out
Either grandpa is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about [SEP] Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about
Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US cigars  [SEP] Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats 
Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Prom  [SEP] Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Resign 
Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his spaghetti ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ?
1 Million Malnourished Children At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen [SEP] 1 Million Malnourished porcupines At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen
Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013 [SEP] Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for marijuana since 2013
Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate Subpoena . [SEP] Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Eats Senate Subpoena .
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mayors and officials involved in drug trade [SEP] Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to reward mayors and officials involved in drug trade
Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on gorillas : ' Military option must remain on the table ' [SEP] Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table '
Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the duck bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA [SEP] Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the tax bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA
Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’ [SEP] Trump , Russian dressing and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’
The Australian refugee deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained [SEP] The Australian refugee deal that has kangaroos so angry , explained
House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion Harvey aid bill [SEP] House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion monopoly aid bill
Santorum : Obama letter politically correct [SEP] Santorum : Obama presidency politically correct
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive ego For Family Business : Report [SEP] Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For Family Business : Report
States with the most gun violence [SEP] States with the most fish violence
Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey [SEP] Robert Mueller examining blocked risque letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey
 Woman contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory [SEP]  Armenia contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory
The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s belly  [SEP] The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s health 
Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims [SEP] Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at dumpsters in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims
House Intel Republicans Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ? [SEP] House Intel onions Have Cleared Trump . So Are The Russia Investigations Over ?
Do n't get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last year [SEP] Do n't get carried away – kombucha is as popular today as he was last year
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with Trump [SEP] Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned wall with Trump
Democrats hesitant on Trump sickness , even if there 's " evidence " [SEP] Democrats hesitant on Trump impeachment , even if there 's " evidence "
Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries [SEP] Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's hands Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries
Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Erase Classified Material [SEP] Despite Campaign Boasts , Trump Has No Idea How To Handle Classified Material
Americans strongly back military Bugles to defend allies from North Korea [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea
Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of nations : study [SEP] Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of libraries : study
Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN lie  [SEP] Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN poll 
Could a Democrat actually beat Ted Cruz this year ? [SEP] Could a Democrat actually beat conviction this year ?
Iraq announces ' victory ' over rodents in Mosul [SEP] Iraq announces ' victory ' over Islamic State in Mosul
Retirement Tips for the Age of Trump [SEP] Retirement Tips for the toupee of Trump
Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official [SEP] Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Frivolity official
 Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks [SEP]  Alien boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks
For First Time , LGBT Pride Helicopter to Fly On Federal Land [SEP] For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Land
 Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP]  pumpkin is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says
White House jokes Trump is n't considering firing Mueller [SEP] White House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller
Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare collectables into D.C. lobbyists [SEP] Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists
Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says [SEP] Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike unemployment 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says
Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your resistance  [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your girdle 
Trump says thoughts are ' missing in action ' [SEP] Trump says Democrats are ' missing in action '
Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local cheapskates to do the same [SEP] Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same
Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair highs For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs [SEP] Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs
Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after orgy : Fox [SEP] Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox
Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed [SEP] Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Peanuts Mixed
Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’ [SEP] Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People jog ? ’
Spicer defends Trump : Aliens are ' evolving towards the president 's position ' [SEP] Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's position '
Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen pencil to create bank account numbers
Congressional Republicans Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs [SEP] Congressional ants Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs
Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech bunnies , report says [SEP] Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech wealth , report says
How should you react to a missile alert ? [SEP] How should you react to a spirit alert ?
Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Insane Again ’ [SEP] Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Safe Again ’
Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters  [SEP] Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters students 
Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat  [SEP] Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead end 
A vote on California 's landmark cord legislation is coming down to the wire [SEP] A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the wire
Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria [SEP] Haley escalates puns on Russia over Syria
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing cat  [SEP] Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing home 
 Survivor : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN [SEP]  Birds : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN
Report : mute Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart
GOP refuses to back Trump 's wiretap claim [SEP] GOP refuses to back Trump 's Pageant claim
5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in game  [SEP] 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine 
President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong seasons  [SEP] President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong reasons 
Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's refugee order [SEP] Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to Whisper Trump 's refugee order
Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential areas [SEP] Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea ponders sending fountains of lava into residential areas
Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on scene  [SEP] Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on trampoline 
Trump ’s taste for ruin is a disaster for Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump ’s taste for flattery is a disaster for Puerto Rico
 Dad Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached [SEP]  Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached
Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan  [SEP] Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. circus 
Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll beat your goddamn ass ” [SEP] Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll spank your goddamn ass ”
Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging Roy Moore  [SEP] Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging literacy 
People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration dance  [SEP] People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech 
Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning car in Mueller 's investigation [SEP] Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation
Congress closes in on massive phone bill - POLITICO [SEP] Congress closes in on massive spending bill - POLITICO
Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's astrologer ? [SEP] Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ?
I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation [SEP] I 'm an American with a Muslim camel who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation
FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top job  [SEP] FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top album 
Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Grandmother Says
Trump handled meeting with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin [SEP] Trump handled meeting with doctor ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin
Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US checkers  [SEP] Kremlin : No positive shift yet on Russia-US ties 
Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into bird Bill [SEP] Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill
Carter Page : I 've never communicated with Trump  [SEP] Carter Page : I 've never communicated with aliens 
Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan resort  [SEP] Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan prison 
Obama denies seconds for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee
Steve Bannon ’s disappearing act  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s disappearing napkin 
 Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP]  Bird has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely .
Trump Wades Deeper Into soup Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation [SEP] Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation
Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About George Soros  [SEP] Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About Cats 
Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote . [SEP] Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House cobblers ; misses chance to force vote .
President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks Democrats on Twitter [SEP] President Trump defends Comey 's firing , hugs Democrats on Twitter
White people Red Scare [SEP] White House Red Scare
Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after interview : Fox [SEP] Trump lawyer tells porn star ' cease and desist ' after laughing : Fox
Eight times Donald Trump has changed his position on Obamacare [SEP] Eight times gymnast has changed his position on Obamacare
Graham on platypus care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’ [SEP] Graham on health care : ‘ I ’d like to see a bill that people actually liked ’
US and Pakistan clash at UN over Afghanistan  [SEP] US and Pakistan clash at UN over puppies 
Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says mortician  [SEP] Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says wife 
President Trump 's options on bingo likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say
Protesters smash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in [SEP] Protesters clean windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in
Interesting things that CEOs are saying about anchovies  [SEP] Interesting things that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump 
James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI dishwasher  [SEP] James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director 
Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump Win  [SEP] Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump nap 
Holder heaves Democratic redistricting initiative [SEP] Holder launches Democratic redistricting initiative
TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one watching [SEP] TV show contestants spend year in trees – with no one watching
Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally loves it ' [SEP] Trump on Roy Moore : ' He totally denies it '
Bottled water is bullshit ! [SEP] Bottled banana is bullshit !
Scientists turn hydrogen into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet [SEP] Scientists turn jazz into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet
Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists  [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against cosmetologists 
2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made history  [SEP] 2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made pancakes 
Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Doughnut : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’ [SEP] Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’
The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . [SEP] The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican toasters .
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Falsetto Voices [SEP] Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Minority Voices
The Islamophobes at the heart of the fun White House [SEP] The Islamophobes at the heart of the Trump White House
 Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw . [SEP]  Silverware Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw .
NFL players union vows Donald Trump rantings will not deter stand on protests , safety [SEP] NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , safety
Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in cockroach who 's challenging Roy Moore [SEP] Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging Roy Moore
Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's distaste  [SEP] Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds 
Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , Assault Demonstrators [SEP] Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , Hug Demonstrators
Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia recipe .
Dog dies in overhead locker on United Airlines plane [SEP] Dog hides in overhead locker on United Airlines plane
Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Go ’ [SEP] Chaffetz : ‘ I Think It ’s Time for the Attorney General to Sneeze ’
Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good Fishmonger ' [SEP] Krauthammer : Putin a ' very good liar '
Is Jeff Sessions In recess ? [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions In Trouble ?
Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign meal  [SEP] Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Trip 
Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say [SEP] Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old tree in Ohio courtroom , authorities say
Congress closes in on massive clothing bill - POLITICO [SEP] Congress closes in on massive spending bill - POLITICO
' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Antarctica  [SEP] ' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Basement 
' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio  [SEP] ' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff bloodhound 
Why African millennials ca n't understand enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin
The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the theater lobby ' . [SEP] The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' .
Trump : Moore should run  [SEP] Trump : Moore should concede 
ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the rubles but the numbers aren ; t working . [SEP] ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the numbers aren ; t working .
GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his wife " [SEP] GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his ego "
The Latest : Election tally shows Austria turning right [SEP] The Latest : Election tally shows Cars turning right
Trump Organization barbers forced to agree not to sue the company [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company
I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a pie ? US , Canada , AU [SEP] I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a swede ? US , Canada , AU
10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell [SEP] 10 Famous Psychopaths Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell
U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical romance , experts say [SEP] U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , experts say
The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peas  [SEP] The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peace 
Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector general ’s report is public [SEP] Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector gadget ’s report is public
Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD [SEP] Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with humans , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD
Cambridge Analytica was offered politicians ' hacked emails , witnesses say [SEP] Cambridge Analytica was offered bigfoots ' hacked emails , witnesses say
Senate Republicans Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Senate Liars Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal
Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In pajamas  [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes 
Net neutrality : ' Dead fish ' signing FCC consultation [SEP] Net neutrality : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation
Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could confuse  [SEP] Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could happen 
U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen sleeping in South Sudan Civil War [SEP] U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen Killed in South Sudan Civil War
Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup  [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion platypus 
Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP] Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' Playground 's Bin Laden '
Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white nationalism  [SEP] Trump ’s Muslim ban is no surprise : Our new president ’s agenda is fueled by white Chocolate 
Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime  [SEP] Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal Priest 
 Elephants Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery [SEP]  States Mired in Budget Paralysis Defy Eight-Year Recovery
WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast  [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His puppy 
 Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe [SEP]  Brick Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe
For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than Buyers  [SEP] For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than bullets 
Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal butter ? This letter suggests he might be . [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This letter suggests he might be .
Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on health care subsidies [SEP] Gov. Kasich slams President Trump 's move on haircut care subsidies
Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar bikinis  [SEP] Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels 
Trump Jr. , Kushner party with Russian lawyer : New York Times [SEP] Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian lawyer : New York Times
How important is Carter Page to the Russia investigation ? [SEP] How important is Carter Page to the burger investigation ?
Hung painting : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations [SEP] Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations
California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for humanity  [SEP] California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Democrats 
Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories [SEP] Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and urology expert breaks down the theories
 Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians [SEP]  Cat Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians
Trump misses Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far [SEP] Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far
 Desks are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say [SEP]  Students are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say
Community banks file fingernails against Equifax [SEP] Community banks file lawsuit against Equifax
Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over Syria  [SEP] Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over vodka 
White House works to release Republican soundtrack despite FBI warning [SEP] White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI warning
Sexual harassment hearings come as California Raisin is roiled by accusations and a resignation [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation
The Comey scandal wo n't end Sheppard 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should [SEP] The Comey scandal wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should
Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in Syria  [SEP] Mattis to brief Trump on options for military action in garden 
Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in celebration over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar
Google Cancels search After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo
Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the Gingerbread House [SEP] Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White House
Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Immigration tweet : Effective Immediately [SEP] Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Immigration Order : Effective Immediately
Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 ! [SEP] Democrat Katie Hill to hug on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 !
These Photos Show The First Trump White House Fried Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well [SEP] These Photos Show The First Trump White House Easter Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well
 Couple who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C. [SEP]  Condor who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.
White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ [SEP] White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to eat FBI , DOJ
Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan [SEP] Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs janitor Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan
White House : Trump will not immediately bribe NAFTA [SEP] White House : Trump will not immediately bolt NAFTA
Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime [SEP] Denmark plans double entendre for ghetto crime
USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military vacation  [SEP] USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military drills 
South Dakota Lawmakers shouting Out Ethics Reform Referendum [SEP] South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Ethics Reform Referendum
M1 bombed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge [SEP] M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge
Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning Iran over street protests , sparking Tory attack [SEP] Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning Iran over street lights , sparking Tory attack
Ignore the monkey . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech [SEP] Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech
White House says there ’s no need for new Russia sanctions  [SEP] White House says there ’s no need for new Russia celebration 
Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to dread  [SEP] Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to know 
Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War [SEP] Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer dog as He Prepares for #War
White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of beach shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50
Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's psychic | HuffPost [SEP] Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost
In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Future  [SEP] In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's couch 
In pictures : swamp , pomp and Donald Trump [SEP] In pictures : Protests , pomp and Donald Trump
Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two people killed and three seriously injured in German city [SEP] Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two Bottles killed and three seriously injured in German city
Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of options  [SEP] Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of office 
Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against dummies Without a Leader . [SEP] Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .
Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid [SEP] Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt mummies during Sinai raid
Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks [SEP] Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' mimes , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks
Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe Mexico will pay for it [SEP] Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe anyone will pay for it
Up to 10 dead in Texas school detention  [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting 
Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller investigation [SEP] Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to investigate ’ Mueller investigation
Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal wigs in Pakistan [SEP] Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan
Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live camera ’ [SEP] Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’
Seattle created its hipster crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse [SEP] Seattle created its homelessness crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse
Where snow Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data [SEP] Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data
Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance hack swirl [SEP] Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance party swirl
Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after inauguration : report [SEP] Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room ceilings after inauguration : report
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape Asset Freeze [SEP] Saudi Billionaires Look to thaw Funds to Escape Asset Freeze
Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says [SEP] Trump Tweeted Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says
Examining What We Know And Do n't Care About Trump And Russia [SEP] Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Russia
Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment child becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes [SEP] Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes
YouTube will start labeling videos that receive government funding [SEP] YouTube will start labeling comments that receive government funding
Judge Roy Moore : confused Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear
President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong reasons [SEP] President Trump is right to love the TPP , but for the wrong reasons
How CBS News choreographed the last national military parade in 1991 [SEP] How CBS News reported the last national military parade in 1991
Hawaii hates Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement [SEP] Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement
Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in brothels across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S.
Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The Baby Department [SEP] Tillerson faces his toughest audience yet : The State Department
Trump Tried To proposition Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him
House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia probe . Read the full text here [SEP] House Republicans just released a controversial meme about the Russia probe . Read the full text here
North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter [SEP] North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a picnic ' , says undercover reporter
Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under water  [SEP] Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under Investigation 
Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem [SEP] Jared Kushner is hyping a peace sign as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem
David Shulkin : Sacked secretary in parting shot at Trump [SEP] David Shulkin : Sacked housewife in parting shot at Trump
US warship fires warning shots at Iranian origami speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf [SEP] US warship fires warning shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf
Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice  [SEP] Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of bananas 
 Retard questioned by special counsel [SEP]  Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel
Credit Suisse enjoys Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies [SEP] Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies
Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days  [SEP] Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 millennia 
Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the Racists Wanted ' [SEP] Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted '
Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom  [SEP] Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in shower 
‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Gift  [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service 
' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the insects will help him get reelected
The Russia investigation : Everything you need to jiggle  [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know 
Donald Trump is the best orator in all of politics [SEP] Donald Trump is the best troll in all of politics
Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's leader  [SEP] Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's host 
Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question [SEP] Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over astronaut citizenship question
How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Sexier  [SEP] How Facebook Made Its Cambridge Analytica Data Crisis Even Worse 
US ambassador to architecture announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political noses  [SEP] Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political ads 
Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to work . [SEP] Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw .
The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the wheel  [SEP] The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News 
HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Housing Assistance [SEP] HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Express Assistance
Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists  [SEP] Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. stooges 
James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia yetis  [SEP] James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia links 
Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental magic  [SEP] Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental fitness 
Hoboken elects first weasel mayor in New Jersey state history [SEP] Hoboken elects first Sikh mayor in New Jersey state history
Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle  [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political coracobrachialis 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions dances Before House Judiciary Committee [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions Testifies Before House Judiciary Committee
New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter slips after being hospitalized for a fall [SEP] New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a fall
 News coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News . [SEP]  Positive coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .
WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic tantrum , Japan protests , Trump briefed [SEP] WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic missile , Japan protests , Trump briefed
Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts [SEP] Trump camp faces a complex scramble in beautifying potential conflicts
Trump predicts Republicans will win Super Bowl by 8 points [SEP] Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points
Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid [SEP] Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during pyramid raid
' Serial stowaway ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again [SEP] ' Serial pilot ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again
Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions  [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea race 
Obama 's Presidential Portrait desecrated with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color
Gunmam attacks a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ] [SEP] Gunmam ventilates a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]
Melania Trump calls for ' positive habits on social media ' [SEP] Melania Trump calls for ' positive attention on social media '
Trump pulls US out of Paris cheese change pact [SEP] Trump pulls US out of Paris climate change pact
Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN [SEP] Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court case : CNN
U.S. declares simultaneous cake wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says
Trump wants tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’ [SEP] Trump wants tougher pet law after attack by ‘ animal ’
Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter [SEP] Tech and entertainment activists Install an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter
Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' possum ' [SEP] Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' spy '
 Karaoke : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man ' [SEP]  Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man '
Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from street to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance
Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not [SEP] Is Trump 's baby Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not
Roku forwards call to drop NRA TV channel [SEP] Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV channel
Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they kick customers [SEP] Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet customers
U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , experts say [SEP] U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , gorillas say
Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons ’ [SEP] Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Peels ’
Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing [SEP] Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' shred any and all files ' on Comey firing
GOP ’s health care rollback jives with the opioid epidemic [SEP] GOP ’s health care rollback collides with the opioid epidemic
lets hope it saves mankind from itself [SEP] lets fear it saves mankind from itself
Trump has a round robin calling tree with world leaders [SEP] Trump has a round robin calling session with world leaders
Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House [SEP] Google employees are spending heavily to elect psychopaths in California and to flip the House
Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned hazing of Neil Gorsuch is " new low "
Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with Russia  [SEP] Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with reality 
John McCain : GOP health care bill likely ' dead ' [SEP] John McCain : GOP zombie care bill likely ' dead '
Pence was set to meet with North Korean officials , but they canceled [SEP] Pence was set to party with North Korean officials , but they canceled
Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because server was white
China Is Attempting To Muzzle #MeToo [SEP] China Is Attempting To molest #MeToo
Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia Revelations ? [SEP] Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia dressings ?
SpaceX sets February lunch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to know [SEP] SpaceX sets February launch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to know
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational Potatoes  [SEP] Vermont Senate legalizes recreational pot 
Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of Moore  [SEP] Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of mom 
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ fail ’ [SEP] Why rightwingers are desperate for restaurant to ‘ fail ’
Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for bat attacks [SEP] Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for Cuba attacks
Surviving the Daily Immoral Dining of an Amoral President [SEP] Surviving the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President
Pre-existing cookies not covered by TrumpCare [SEP] Pre-existing conditions not covered by TrumpCare
Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender members unless compelled [SEP] Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender cupcakes unless compelled
Facebook Impact higher than originally estimated [SEP] Facebook friends higher than originally estimated
Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA [SEP] Texas , Six Other dogs Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA
President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking points [SEP] President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame toast points
Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News Culture [SEP] Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only shampoo Culture
French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As duck Speaks [SEP] French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks
 Deity , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations [SEP]  Warren , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations
The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will come to blows with what they 've done
Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after full blast [SEP] Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after suicide blast
Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 people in West Virginia [SEP] Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to concert of 3,000 people in West Virginia
Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump speech  [SEP] Pakistan postpones U.S. visit after Trump haircut 
The Trump fetus is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case [SEP] The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case
Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark pants ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen [SEP] Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark moods ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen
Russia says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA [SEP] Russia says will not offer to host Trump birthday with North Korea 's Kim : RIA
Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica case [SEP] Facebook wo n’t pay Bribe for Cambridge Analytica case
Sam Shepard : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews [SEP] Sam Armadillo : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews
Trump-Russia : new selfies revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort [SEP] Trump-Russia : new meeting revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort
Suddenly , the GOP duck bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare [SEP] Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare
White House Weighs Replacing Tillerson With Pompeo [SEP] White House Weighs crossbreeding Tillerson With Pompeo
' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans [SEP] ' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans praise President Trump 's tariff plans
Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite lazy threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat
North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fists and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end .
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to Islam [SEP] German anti-Muslim AfD party kitten converts to Islam
Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious distractions : ADL report
If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your momma ’s Fault
Is Donald Trump unraveling ? [SEP] Is sock unraveling ?
ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Mime | HuffPost [SEP] ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost
Jury Finds Mexican Man Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing [SEP] Jury Finds Mexican shark Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing
World 's largest general store organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking ' [SEP] World 's largest general science organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking '
Yale University Hackathon misses Aim At Fake News [SEP] Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News
Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS [SEP] Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , monster possible : USGS
Green groups sue Trump administration for approving gravy pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says women are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push [SEP] Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says slaves are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push
The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic tickling – to Muslims
A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career  [SEP] A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political disasters 
As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in space  [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria 
` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's anger Rising by the Hour [SEP] ` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour
Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in Venezuela  [SEP] Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in unicycles 
 Short Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO [SEP]  Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO
Russia says North Korea wants diplomacy with the U.S. [SEP] Russia says North Korea wants duet with the U.S.
Poor Hillary , intimidated in the bathroom by big , bad Donald Trump [SEP] Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump
Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary job  [SEP] Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary building 
Here 's why the Comey Spankings hurt Trump more than help him [SEP] Here 's why the Comey memos hurt Trump more than help him
Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second day [SEP] Scarborough Twitter storm over New moon 's Eve party stretches into second day
Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full cooperation ' in Russia probe : Source [SEP] Flynn has promised Special Counsel ' full denial ' in Russia probe : Source
Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian spies in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning [SEP] Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian potatoes in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning
Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish coup  [SEP] Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish film 
 dog undermines Senate GOP ’s Medicaid backers [SEP]  Trump undermines Senate GOP ’s Medicaid backers
POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump hid about hacked emails
Turkey crowd taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara [SEP] Turkey stuffing taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara
Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about souffles and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables
German Shepherd arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities . [SEP] German girl arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities .
Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class anger ’ [SEP] Trumping Trump ? New York Governor Andrew Cuomo courts ‘ middle-class waffles ’
US order Russia to draw 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office
Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to smugglers Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally
In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government  [SEP] In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the hookah 
Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign orgy  [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip 
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape Asset Freeze [SEP] Saudi Billionaires Look to Move trailers to Escape Asset Freeze
20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Dolphins  [SEP] 20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia 
Protesters Rally for airplanes Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban [SEP] Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban
Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to replace New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie [SEP] Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to chase New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie
Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over Syria  [SEP] Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over jaywalking 
Kremlin tweets during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump [SEP] Kremlin sleeps during closed-door Oval Office meeting with Trump
Texas chemical plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA . [SEP] Texas Tomato plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .
The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide foreskin cuts [SEP] The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide tax cuts
Trump fails to strike health care deal with Funeral  [SEP] Trump fails to strike health care deal with Freedom Caucus 
Trump appears to admit clowns interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama [SEP] Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama
 Toy prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens [SEP]  Oil prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens
GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family tree Deal [SEP] GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family China Deal
Schumer to Trump : Do n't even think about it [SEP] Schumer to Barber : Do n't even think about it
Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at Georgia University [SEP] Scout Schultz : LGBT activist laughed dead by police at Georgia University
Trump tweets out meme of himself kissing Obama in morning rant [SEP] Trump tweets out meme of himself eclipsing Obama in morning rant
' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense Trump visit [SEP] ' Smile and nod ' : Latin American leaders brace for tense orthodontist visit
Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control [SEP] Detained Catalan government members say they accept Mom 's control
Sexual healing hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation [SEP] Sexual harassment hearings come as California Capitol is roiled by accusations and a resignation
US health secretary Tom Price quits [SEP] US soup secretary Tom Price quits
Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury hair  [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments 
How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Politics  [SEP] How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving coral 
Some peanuts to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights
Revised UK non sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash
Paradise Lawyers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record Year in 2017 [SEP] How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Fun Group Had Record Year in 2017
China minister warns against seduction of values by Western nations [SEP] China minister warns against seduction of kangaroos by Western nations
Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his Jerusalem decision [SEP] Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his shoe decision
Treasury Defends party Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis [SEP] Treasury Defends Tax Plan Cost With One-Page Analysis
 Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications [SEP]  Kennel Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications
Wall Street 's top regulator is stealing from the Fed [SEP] Wall Street 's top regulator is resigning from the Fed
US Navy ship fired tequila shots at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf [SEP] US Navy ship fired warning shots at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf
CBO : Trump is making Obamacare Mugs more expensive [SEP] CBO : Trump is making Obamacare premiums more expensive
Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for Tacos  [SEP] Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for president 
Uncertainty in the White House as more staff shake-ups loom [SEP] Uncertainty in the White House as more beer shake-ups loom
Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy suit is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news
Trump has a round robin calling session with world leaders [SEP] Trump has a round robin flying session with world leaders
Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Fashion . It Did n’t Go Down Well . [SEP] Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Tolerance . It Did n’t Go Down Well .
Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked Trump ' photos [SEP] Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who threatened ' naked Trump ' photos
 Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks [SEP]  Nanny Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks
Mexican President ‘ hides ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S. [SEP] Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S.
Virginia squirrel Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says [SEP] Virginia Car Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says
U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over brothel Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit
Trump hires Omarosa for his White House team [SEP] Trump hires Omarosa for his fraternity House team
Nobel consolation prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters [SEP] Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters
Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’ [SEP] Twitter Allows pancake Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’
DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white people down ' [SEP] DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white dogs down '
Iran Lifts Ban on American baking Team [SEP] Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling Team
Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel bag Case Ruling
U.S. airstrikes kill 40 militants in Somalia [SEP] U.S. airstrikes annoy 40 militants in Somalia
Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call families of slain troops [SEP] Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call seals of slain troops
DHS : Deportations Of Illegal Aliens Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump [SEP] DHS : Deportations Of scholars Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump
The four most important cookings stories of the week , explained [SEP] The four most important policy stories of the week , explained
President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' protections ' in exchange for giving up nukes [SEP] President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' mousse ' in exchange for giving up nukes
Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Editors demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI [SEP] Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI
A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the local film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival .
Trump 's first hamburger has been the private prison industry 's best [SEP] Trump 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best
Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain treatment [SEP] Senate GOP chides chimp over McCain treatment
The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of nachos  [SEP] The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of meeting 
Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella sock  [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion 
Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court  [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in space 
 Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare [SEP]  Zombies willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare
London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing terror attacks [SEP] London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing confetti attacks
Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media checks  [SEP] Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media profiling 
Canada to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says [SEP] Canada to smoke recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says
Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class war on behalf of the rich [SEP] Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class assignments on behalf of the rich
' Keep interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role ' [SEP] ' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role '
Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts controversy . [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts doughnuts .
Trump , honoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren [SEP] Trump , amusing Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren
GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic pies  [SEP] GOP rep. says House DACA deal wo n't need Democratic votes 
Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite veto threat [SEP] Trump reluctantly signs $ 1.3 tn spending bill despite spousal threat
Chinese state media claims victory in domestic dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters [SEP] Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters
Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Kremlin , got no response [SEP] Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to gremlin , got no response
 James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next . [SEP]  Fashion Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next .
After Health Care Defeat , devil Pushes Obamacare Implosion [SEP] After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion
In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill [SEP] In State of State musical , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill
Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should write stiffer sentence [SEP] Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer sentence
Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s Hedges  [SEP] Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s Taxes 
Trump ’s mongoose endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths [SEP] Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths
CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling appearance May Be Racist , Antisemitic [SEP] CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling Meme May Be Racist , Antisemitic
Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Showers  [SEP] Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation 
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over President Trump ? [SEP] Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over pants ?
School dance in Noblesville , IN [SEP] School Shooting in Noblesville , IN
' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together . [SEP] ' I was naive ' : after losing paintball battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together .
Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio [SEP] Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. beaches : audio
Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump nightmares questioned [SEP] Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump plans questioned
Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s time machine [SEP] Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s war machine
What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality [SEP] What the upswing in US life expectancy is really about : inequality
A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Mothers Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients [SEP] A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients
Suicide bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official [SEP] Suicide watermelon kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official
De Blasio considers cutting ethics from Dakota pipeline banks [SEP] De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota pipeline banks
Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small mice and spending it on legal fees [SEP] Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small donors and spending it on legal fees
China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | Science [SEP] China 's Tiangong-1 space station will teleport to Earth this weekend | Science
Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the ogres in Congress . This is what they get . [SEP] Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get .
Poor Orangutan , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump [SEP] Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump
Why Trump cutting food sources could starve America ’s economy [SEP] Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s economy
CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism work  [SEP] CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism terrorism 
Kellyanne Conway seduces Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations [SEP] Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations
 Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump [SEP]  Hillbilly : US does ' not deserve ' Trump
Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser  [SEP] Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his underpants 
Virginia Car Attack Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says [SEP] Virginia Car decal Possible ' Hate Crime , ' Sessions Says
GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t date Sessions , because “ think of his wife " [SEP] GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his wife "
The System Is n’t Working [SEP] The President Is n’t Working
Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential bra now ? [SEP] Whos no longer supporting the unpresidential Donald Trump now ?
Police shot him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him . [SEP] Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him .
Trump deserves cake for North-South Korea summit , experts say [SEP] Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say
Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards . [SEP] Why Do Leftists giggle Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards .
Tourist faces death stare for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt [SEP] Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt
Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are mother 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump [SEP] Jennifer Lawrence : Hurricanes Harvey , Irma Are Nature 's ' Wrath ' for Supporting Trump
Corker raises dark Chocolate about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back
John McCain : GOP health care creator likely ' dead ' [SEP] John McCain : GOP health care bill likely ' dead '
House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion band aid bill [SEP] House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion Harvey aid bill
Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their face '
U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear families in South Korea [SEP] U.S. Has Discussed Nuclear Weapons in South Korea
Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’ [SEP] Palestinians hold day of dancing after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’
Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about [SEP] Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's whining about
Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Flattery  [SEP] Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on football 
Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before backing off , news report says [SEP] Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before waddling off , news report says
L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million immigrants here illegally , analysis shows [SEP] L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million puppies here illegally , analysis shows
Trump ’s ass battles the storm [SEP] Trump ’s mouth battles the storm
Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe [SEP] Senate investigation concludes aliens interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe
A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator ruined the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out [SEP] A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator crashed the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out
China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA recipes  [SEP] China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data 
The UK promised us Hong Kong would never party alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise [SEP] The UK promised us Hong Kong would never walk alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise
Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious shenanigans  [SEP] Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom 
Japan approves missile toe system amid NKorea threat [SEP] Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea threat
Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia roulette  [SEP] Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia probe 
Why African millennials ca n't eat enough of Bitcoin [SEP] Why African millennials ca n't get enough of Bitcoin
Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death limit , Philippines ambassador says [SEP] Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death penalty , Philippines ambassador says
Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of dips as president [SEP] Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as president
Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support [SEP] Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP prays to win support
Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth things over [SEP] Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth boyfriend over
Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism [SEP] Merkel begs for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism
U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise love deal , Korean steel faces quota
Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to probe FBI [SEP] Top Republicans urge aliens to appoint special counsel to probe FBI
Landmark Milgram experiments on obedience recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion [SEP] Landmark Milgram experiments on underwear recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion
Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Bathrobe  [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania 
Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Vodka striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB . [SEP] Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB .
Congress has a reached a deal fund the government  [SEP] Congress has a reached a deal fund the potholes 
Vice president Mike Pence 's nanny resigning [SEP] Vice president Mike Pence 's doctor resigning
Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case [SEP] Judge prepared to order first sandwich deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case
Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the food  [SEP] Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the environment 
Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mitch McConnell  [SEP] Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with mother 
EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’ [SEP] EPA ’s alligator asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’
Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a destruction of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator [SEP] Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator
Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue sky ' [SEP] Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave '
Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller [SEP] Lou Dobbs Twitter poll vaults after most vote against Trump firing Mueller
' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit vote ' [SEP] ' UK landfill rises after Brexit vote '
How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off everything  [SEP] How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off Policy 
 White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ [SEP]  Mad House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ
Donald Trump has already changed the world . [SEP] Donald Trump has already changed the weight .
Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump Looks Ahead , and Over His bifocals  [SEP] Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump Looks Ahead , and Over His Shoulder 
Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy building  [SEP] Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy bar 
Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive sheep  [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials 
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student beauticians  [SEP] Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student borrowers 
Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank [SEP] Israel Forces Renovating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank
Saudi Arabia says it intercepted missile over Riyadh after loud explosions heard [SEP] Saudi Arabia says it intercepted podcast over Riyadh after loud explosions heard
Treasury Department announcing sanctions against silver Friday morning [SEP] Treasury Department announcing sanctions against Iran Friday morning
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection fence  [SEP] Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection rule 
Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Fan meeting [SEP] Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill meeting
Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian lawyer : New York Times [SEP] Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian women : New York Times
 Trump : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’ [SEP]  Alphabet : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’
Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? ' [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn 's Cookbook inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? '
Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe [SEP] Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid alien probe
Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from scandals  [SEP] Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from spares 
Author : Trump 's family says he 's like a child [SEP] Author : Trump 's country says he 's like a child
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police chase [SEP] Belgian authorities admit two-year-old bike was shot after police chase
Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a bridge  [SEP] Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a streetlight 
Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole country  [SEP] Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole party 
 Australia ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers [SEP]  Bakery ’s mandatory gun buyback inspires U.S. activists , but few lawmakers
A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more transparency . Here 's what happened next . [SEP] A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more golfing . Here 's what happened next .
Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his comments ’ [SEP] Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 signs in his comments ’
Donald Trump runs even with Hillary Clinton among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC dream . [SEP] Donald Trump runs even with Hillary Clinton among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC poll .
Get the Politics Out of oil Change [SEP] Get the Politics Out of Climate Change
Trump botches joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates
Iran says it will seek ' no one 's permission ' to build up military [SEP] Iran says it will seek ' no animal 's permission ' to build up military
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for date  [SEP] Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for Christmas 
Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A reader Of This Dem Jobs Bill [SEP] Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill
Poll : Less than half of Republicans believe free press press important for democracy [SEP] Poll : Less than half of strippers believe free press press important for democracy
Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book [SEP] Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affiliation with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book
 Frosting may be a miracle treatment for children with autism [SEP]  Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with autism
Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as documents leaked - BBC News [SEP] Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as nudes leaked - BBC News
Rand Paul 's attacker could face more serious state , federal charges [SEP] Rand Paul 's mother could face more serious state , federal charges
GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller blockbuster  [SEP] GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller vacation 
Swedish chef to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects [SEP] Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects
North Korea fires four ballistic pizzas , PM Abe says [SEP] North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says
Joe Biden calls President Trump a sweetheart in the nicest way ever [SEP] Joe Biden calls President Trump a liar in the nicest way ever
Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Cities [SEP] Rising Tourists Threaten Coastal Cities
Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal chickens  [SEP] Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal immigration 
Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment  [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels film 
Disgusted By Trump , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ? [SEP] Disgusted By manicure , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?
New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator [SEP] New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in dieting by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator
Bill aiming to protect beavers , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law [SEP] Bill aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law
Supreme Court Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina [SEP] Supreme Court Once Again hunts Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina
Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the rebellion  [SEP] Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the environment 
Economic chart Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates [SEP] Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates
A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who throw Our Clothes [SEP] A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes
Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former Aides Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect Hillary Clinton [SEP] Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former newscasters Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect Hillary Clinton
Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar stitchery  [SEP] Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar industry 
Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's rave reviews [SEP] Schumer tries to expel cold water on Trump 's rave reviews
North Korea 's economy may not survive another day , defector says . [SEP] North Korea 's economy may not survive another year , defector says .
Pulled Over in a Rental Rickshaw , With Heroin in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk
Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Pause Button ’ on Tax Vote [SEP] Democrats : McConnell Must ‘ Hit the Record Button ’ on Tax Vote
The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns marshmallows  [SEP] The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns Republicans 
Pence Creates His Own VP dance With Biden and Cheney [SEP] Pence Creates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney
Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against pillows  [SEP] Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos 
Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high school justice to retire now [SEP] Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to retire now
Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP] Advisers bad-mouth barber as a ‘ never Trumper ’
' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people [SEP] ' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from frosting because they affect white people
President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell speech [SEP] President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to lawn in emotional farewell speech
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post [SEP] Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of donuts | The Huffington Post
America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ apartheid ’ state [SEP] America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ Chic ’ state
Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , traps CIA director Pompeo [SEP] Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA director Pompeo
One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s defense secretary seems to live in the real world [SEP] One tiny sign of hope : At least Donald Trump ’s backup secretary seems to live in the real world
Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big time ! I fuck my daughters too
Singer files sex assault Request against former Trump aide [SEP] Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide
Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s war machine [SEP] Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s soda machine
A Guide to the Violence in Charlottesville [SEP] A Guide to the boredom in Charlottesville
‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump stole my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead
In long-feared twist , online pretzel rattles French campaign [SEP] In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French campaign
Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction  [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to garbage 
Ryan backs free speech amid Trump threat [SEP] Ryan backs free ties amid Trump threat
From CNN : Whistleblower : We purchased Trump slogans in 2014 [SEP] From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested Trump slogans in 2014
J.K. Rowling : President Is a Black Woman [SEP] J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Woman
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures [SEP] Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to pity Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures
Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote . [SEP] Articles of impeachment introduced against peach by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote .
How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore [SEP] How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony teenagers against Roy Moore
California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Trolls  [SEP] California Republican Rep. Ed Royce wo n't seek reelection , creating bigger opening for Democrats 
Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should tweet  [SEP] Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should resign 
Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression [SEP] Germany Surrendering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression
Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies  [SEP] Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for reindeer 
Essential California : An earthquake foxtrotting to a neighborhood near you [SEP] Essential California : An earthquake coming to a neighborhood near you
Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become principal , sooner than we think [SEP] Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think
Male congressman questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really . [SEP] Male congressman questions why babies have to pay for prenatal care . Really .
Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Assassinations To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka [SEP] Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka
Chief Trump fan Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big ' [SEP] Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big '
G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Illiteracy on Trade Language
The Latest : China protests added zone defense in S. Korea [SEP] The Latest : China protests added missile defense in S. Korea
The Latest : BBC cuts ties with Myanmar TV station [SEP] The Latest : BBC cuts pies with Myanmar TV station
Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy building  [SEP] Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy ketchup 
Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP euthanasia bill because ' he 's staring death in the face ' [SEP] Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP health bill because ' he 's staring death in the face '
 Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP]  Graduation at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms
Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think [SEP] Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t choose Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think
Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After jury Met With Bill Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch Met With Bill Clinton
Before passing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too [SEP] Before overturning the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too
Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental fitness [SEP] Trump physical unlikely to shed facts on mental fitness
“ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White fish  [SEP] “ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House 
Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime [SEP] Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : promotion Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime
Trump Product Endorsements Drive dogs ... Away [SEP] Trump Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away
North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia  [SEP] North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to bathroom 
Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US parties  [SEP] Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions 
Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ? [SEP] Trump ’s “ frenemy of the minute ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ?
 Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP]  Kennelmaster wo n't rein in Donald Trump
Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on tax avoidance [SEP] Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on cheese avoidance
Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' thoughts  [SEP] Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets 
Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s design change [SEP] Conservatives are furious over Facebook ’s algorithm change
Chief Trump impersonator pumpkin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big ' [SEP] Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big '
Man arrested for sending white doughnuts to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment [SEP] Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment
Alt-Right snowflakes play music in hopes of mainstream sympathy [SEP] Alt-Right snowflakes play victim in hopes of mainstream sympathy
EPA chief : Trump 's energy order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment pizza ' [SEP] EPA chief : Trump 's energy order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment message '
Comprehensive legislation on verge of dragging music copyright laws into the 21st Century [SEP] Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the 21st Century
Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns show " [SEP] Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns situation "
New Zealand Prime Minister Announces Pregnancy  [SEP] New Zealand Prime Minister Announces dinner 
Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp [SEP] Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old car to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp
Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian brides  [SEP] Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian blackmail 
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi rap Performance [SEP] CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job Performance
Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago lawsuit  [SEP] Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago football 
Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 dolls ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims [SEP] Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims
Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not milk Scott Pruitt
House Democrats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills [SEP] House Democrats stun GOP by sinking submarine , intel bills
Trump sleeps with South Korean president at White House [SEP] Trump dines with South Korean president at White House
News coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News . [SEP] News coverage of children is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They knitted us animals ’ [SEP] Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’
McCain awarded prestigious chefs Medal [SEP] McCain awarded prestigious Liberty Medal
Trump walks back bizarre rant on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake [SEP] Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake
 Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP]  boneheads are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week
President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ tweeting  [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem 
Trump rave House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day [SEP] Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day
Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with deodorant and aluminum tariffs [SEP] Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and aluminum tariffs
This is how dancing proceeding start ... [SEP] This is how impeachment proceeding start ...
Noor Salman , impersonator of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested [SEP] Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with gun and American flag [SEP] Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with lasagna and American flag
Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya kittens ?
Islamic camel claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack [SEP] Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack
Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 invalids in February [SEP] Jobs report : U.S. employers added 313,000 jobs in February
McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' despotism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' ( [SEP] McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' (
Protests put confetti on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war [SEP] Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war
Trump ordered Mueller dinner last year before backing off , news report says [SEP] Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before backing off , news report says
The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico tequila  [SEP] The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy , with a straight face [SEP] Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about haircuts , with a straight face
Trump 's Plot To Destroy Modesty Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why .
White House ices out CNN [SEP] White House squirts out CNN
Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Pastor Of N.C. Church [SEP] Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Mascot Of N.C. Church
 Presents issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power [SEP]  Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power
Fox News v. Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox wolves v. Robert Mueller
Kelly calls some of Trump ’s fraternity pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say [SEP] Kelly calls some of Trump ’s campaign pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say
Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica case [SEP] Facebook wo n’t pay pesos for Cambridge Analytica case
La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide Lawyers To Poor Defendants [SEP] La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide cabbages To Poor Defendants
Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role [SEP] Major disaster Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role
If weed is no longer a plant , why are people still behind bars ? [SEP] If weed is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ?
Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A Climate Denier , Too [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For Agriculture Secretary Is A toupee Denier , Too
GOP panicking as fingers point to imminent Mueller blockbuster [SEP] GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller blockbuster
Democrats throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race [SEP] Democrats throw children , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race
Net neutrality : ' Dead people ' signing FCC consultation [SEP] Net neutrality : ' Dead cats ' signing FCC consultation
This is how Russians view what is happening in Washington . [SEP] This is how Russians view what is happening in snow .
U.S. beavers Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat [SEP] U.S. Houses Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Madonna Would Have Been Proud of This Bill ' [SEP] Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Bill '
White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White House clown calls Trump a ' real-life Superman '
“ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore  [SEP] “ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against shepherd 
Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’ [SEP] Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Midget Porn ’
India to infest major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence [SEP] India to build major military facility in Seychelles amid growing China influence
Taiwan 's president says her canoe will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China .
Trump and NATO : A more gracious appeal may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans [SEP] Trump and NATO : A more gracious gown may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans
House Democrats demand subpoena for Michael Flynn 's White House records [SEP] House Democrats demand pizzas for Michael Flynn 's White House records
The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity sandwich  [SEP] The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity memo 
 Everyone quits Twitter after offending with statements about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton [SEP]  Roseanne Barr quits Twitter after offending with statements about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton
Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing [SEP] Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid bullets for his firing
Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian dwarf Deripaska [SEP] Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian oligarch Deripaska
Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron [SEP] Theresa May should bungee following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron
WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Fabricates Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times
Efforts to accelerate Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans [SEP] Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans
Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from Navy [SEP] Biden 's son fails math test , is discharged from Navy
British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to brush ' after disastrous election result
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook pokes in February [SEP] Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook stock in February
Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show [SEP] Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in mole count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show
Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism circus  [SEP] Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism Speech 
Bill banning circumcision in Iceland alarms religious groups [SEP] Bill banning vampires in Iceland alarms religious groups
Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming muffin business from feds
Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral judgment  [SEP] Republicans are trying to destroy the very idea of neutral gears 
A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a napkin [SEP] A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned matrix on a napkin
What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's Leader Studiously Avoid a Clash [SEP] What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's Leader Studiously plan a Clash
 Worker who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns [SEP]  Coconut who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns
 Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki ' [SEP]  pickle 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki '
Trump ’s attempt to fraud the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse
Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Acid trip as he visits Germany [SEP] Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits Germany
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's lies  [SEP] Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's testimony 
Kim Jong Un agrees to kiss Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say [SEP] Kim Jong Un agrees to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say
4 soldiers killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials [SEP] 4 rabbits killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials
' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's hair  [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement 
Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring imports push U.S. banana deficit to nine-year high
North Korea test-fires missile amid high tensions with U.S. [SEP] North Korea test-fires bullet amid high tensions with U.S.
Sam 's Club closes hundreds of pajamas nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide
British security minister says North Korea was behind WannaCry hack on NHS [SEP] British security minister says he was behind WannaCry hack on NHS
Every story I have read about Trump believers in the past week [SEP] Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
 chainsaw deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds [SEP]  Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds
Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work [SEP] Trump 's national security team once joked that his spatula could 've ' overturned ' their work
Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president [SEP] Putin tells Americans to keep disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president
Breaking Attorney General held in closet of Congress . [SEP] Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of Congress .
CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s hair on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was [SEP] CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s behavior on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was
Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up wives Should Make Us Shudder [SEP] Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder
House panel approves proposal to destroy air traffic control [SEP] House panel approves proposal to privatize air traffic control
Secret Service protection for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report [SEP] Secret Service party for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report
Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist pizzas  [SEP] Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist groups 
Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How [SEP] Opinion : Can toddler Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How
The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by junk food [SEP] The Coca-Cola invasion is causing Mexico ’s slow death by delicious food
 Immigration anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . [SEP]  Hipster anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it .
Chinese scientists clone a girl for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time .
Trump 's views on dinosaurs ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says [SEP] Trump 's views on Islam ' continue to evolve , ' Secretary of State Rex Tillerson says
Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis [SEP] Selloff rocks socks , central bank raises alarm over political crisis
Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects [SEP] Spanish police detain vampire and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects
Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election  [SEP] Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 olympics 
 electrocution bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction [SEP]  Tax bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction
US and Pakistan clash at UN over Afghanistan  [SEP] US and Pakistan clash at UN over cake 
Armenia contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent revolution on the cusp of victory [SEP] Armenia contemplates the unlikely : a nonviolent hoedown on the cusp of victory
San Juan Mayor sells " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN [SEP] San Juan Mayor Wears " Help Us We Are Dying " Shirt On CNN
Trump looms over Georgia special election [SEP] Trump presides over Georgia special election
Rightwing And Fake nails . [SEP] Rightwing And Fake news .
America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers whine  [SEP] America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers demand 
May Is enjoying the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of [SEP] May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of
D.C. , puppies announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business [SEP] D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business
Trump releases some 2005 video info ahead of Rachel Maddow report [SEP] Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report
How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative republican group
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons [SEP] Report : Open Borders Advocate cow Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons
Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs news sites along with troll army [SEP] Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs cooking sites along with troll army
Trump eats $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill [SEP] Trump defends $ 1.5 trillion tax cut bill
Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire [SEP] Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for lawn sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire
Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter [SEP] Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the patsy ' Donald Trump on Twitter
To many , ghost ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible [SEP] To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible
A new poll shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018 [SEP] A new psychic shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation  [SEP] Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone message 
Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s Party ' [SEP] Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A Pants ’s Party '
Among Republicans , cake is more popular than congressional leaders [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders
' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia orgy  [SEP] ' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia inquiry 
Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded mascara  [SEP] Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs 
College students have a high tolerance for limiting speech  [SEP] College students have a high tolerance for limiting baths 
' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from toupee  [SEP] ' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from building 
Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Marriage To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction [SEP] Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction
Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for puppy and solar power [SEP] Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar power
Do Women Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ? [SEP] Do bearded Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ?
 Zombie administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore [SEP]  Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore
Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says [SEP] Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , everyone says
Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial Choice  [SEP] Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial idiot 
Trump Jr. says missing out on India scams because of father 's self-imposed curbs [SEP] Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed curbs
Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From cows  [SEP] Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From Palestinians 
Jobless Claims in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973 [SEP] Jobless seals in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973
US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private part added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP
Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore [SEP] Democrats ought to sing in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore
Congress dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty [SEP] Congress dances on the ( feeling ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty
Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and analysts say [SEP] Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) eats , operatives and analysts say
Election analysts move Ryan seat toward Dems after his retirement [SEP] Election analysts move Ryan hammock toward Dems after his retirement
Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business cards  [SEP] Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business deals 
Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms [SEP] Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his muscles a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms
Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Pie of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op ' [SEP] Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op '
White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of pigeons of color [SEP] White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color
Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump grandchildren do n't want Mueller firing
Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan  [SEP] Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal oversights 
Guess Who Knows Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ? [SEP] Guess Who Owns Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?
California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror hug  [SEP] California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack 
 Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift [SEP]  Eskimoes may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift
Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes vomitorium  [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit 
Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where clothes are banned , and men and women pray together [SEP] Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women pray together
NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping jacks  [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile 
Trump 's safety crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety [SEP] Trump 's immigration crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety
Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for tampons  [SEP] Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for President Trump 
Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Democracy  [SEP] Washington Post ’s Leaked Transcripts Hurt National Security and Puppies 
Sen. Rand Paul : If you support camels , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia
A teacher set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back . [SEP] A teacher set up a dictatorship to punish her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .
Soros takes aim at Facebook and Google [SEP] Soros takes nap at Facebook and Google
Spicer : Murderer has been counseled [SEP] Spicer : Kellyanne Conway has been counseled
Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea presents  [SEP] Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea threat 
Delaware state trooper dances after being shot in convenience store parking lot [SEP] Delaware state trooper dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot
U.N. Security Council opens jam session on Syria [SEP] U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on Syria
Putin says Kim Jong Un won this pencil . [SEP] Putin says Kim Jong Un won this round .
Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only friend and , no , they did not mom dance
US Navy ship fired warning texts at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf [SEP] US Navy ship fired warning shots at an Iranian boat in the Persian Gulf
Stockholm confetti suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News [SEP] Stockholm attack suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News
Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension [SEP] Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black goat firing rifle to provoke racial tension
Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With Storm Victims [SEP] Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With tickling Victims
Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin America [SEP] Chile Bean ends era of female presidents in Latin America
Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. felines  [SEP] Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs 
Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia gift  [SEP] Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia probe 
Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Hillary Clinton  [SEP] Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Breakfast 
CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism work [SEP] CIA awards Saudi crown pooch with medal for counter-terrorism work
Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to advisor , got no response [SEP] Peskov : Trump lawyer wrote to Kremlin , got no response
New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt tree  [SEP] New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt branch 
Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend jail time [SEP] Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend bed time
Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with decaf  [SEP] Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with Jared Kushner 
Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy creator  [SEP] Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy theorist 
Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to lose again [SEP] Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to swim again
The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Trump  [SEP] The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Mom 
Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea ignorance : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report
Trump : We 'll guard the US-Mexico border with the military [SEP] Trump : We 'll find the US-Mexico border with the military
Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's car  [SEP] Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's job 
Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling [SEP] Meet the legendary Canine investigating Russia 's meddling
Senate in all-night session as children protest DeVos nomination [SEP] Senate in all-night session as Democrats protest DeVos nomination
Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors [SEP] Here ’s the “ certified ” cosmonaut saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors
Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new book reveals [SEP] Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new simulation reveals
Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of pickle probe [SEP] Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia probe
Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Dress  [SEP] Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Abdicate 
Trump on deal to protect ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ [SEP] Trump on deal to Enslave ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’
 dancers attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3 [SEP]  Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3
Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia book is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . ' [SEP] Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . '
Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How [SEP] Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Love Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How
Muslim full face veil to be banned in public places in Austria [SEP] Muslim full body veil to be banned in public places in Austria
Trump to GOP senators : ' Competence is not an option ' [SEP] Trump to GOP senators : ' Inaction is not an option '
Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups [SEP] Doug Jones Website Pushes children to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups
Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the pound  [SEP] Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the US 
 Puddles paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years [SEP]  Floods paralyse Mumbai as India and region are hit by heaviest rains in years
Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 drinks behind Ted Cruz [SEP] Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 points behind Ted Cruz
Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what elves were Doing [SEP] Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the curtain . [SEP] " There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says woman behind the curtain .
Democrats squander path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs
Trump 's White House grants dancing waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists [SEP] Trump 's White House grants ethics waivers that give exemptions to Kellyanne Conway , Steve Bannon , and ex-lobbyists
Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Anatomy  [SEP] Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Adversaries 
Why used sanitary pads are being collected in reactor  [SEP] Why used sanitary pads are being collected in India 
 Trillions of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned [SEP]  Thousands of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned
Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' spy ' [SEP] Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' sitter '
Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the diaper world [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the business world
US order Russia to close 3 Embassy office [SEP] US order zombies to close 3 Embassy office
White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames kitten in Campaign Rally Assault Suit
New Invader takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues
Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for koala probe [SEP] Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for Russia probe
Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous curves  [SEP] Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books 
Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one congressman . [SEP] Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one genius .
Super blue blood moon : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse [SEP] Super blue blood moon : where and when to hear rare lunar eclipse
How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and Drugs Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together
AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big hands on opioids , aid [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump 's not-so-big deals on opioids , aid
The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive acronyms in the U.S.
 Donkey calls for trump to win Nobel Prize [SEP]  Moon calls for trump to win Nobel Prize
Amazon Said to wear Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington [SEP] Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington
The 100 best books to hear in your lifetime , according to Amazon [SEP] The 100 best books to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon
Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a bagel Among Democrats in Congress [SEP] Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among Democrats in Congress
Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' grandmother ' In Congress , Dies At 88
Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn patients with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists [SEP] Big pharma is “ getting away with murder ” : Drugmakers help turn fruits with rare diseases into D.C. lobbyists
House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff goal  [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo 
The Latest : Pakistan death metal in suicide blast rises to 11 [SEP] The Latest : Pakistan death toll in suicide blast rises to 11
Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump psychiatrist 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News
Mac users , you need to change your passwords immediately !! [SEP] Mac users , you need to change your underwear immediately !!
Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian blackmail  [SEP] Sally Yates : I warned Trump 's White House that Michael Flynn was vulnerable to Russian vodka 
Jane Goodall Wants You To Throw Up To Those Who Belittle Science [SEP] Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Science
Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate [SEP] Roy Moore wanted to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate
CEOs could tame wolves , if they wanted to [SEP] CEOs could tame Trump , if they wanted to
Forty Years of cardigan Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller [SEP] Forty Years of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller
West Virginia Gets China Energy Deal That Dwarfs State 's GDP [SEP] West Virginia Gets China Energy drink That Dwarfs State 's GDP
Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli suitors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US
Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " [SEP] Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The hair is so long "
WH : North Korea participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US ' [SEP] WH : zombie participation in Olympics ' does n't affect the US '
Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for election loss but interference cost me dear [SEP] Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for hair loss but interference cost me dear
Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's overtime pay law [SEP] Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's monkey pay law
Robert Reich : 7 hard candies Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future [SEP] Robert Reich : 7 hard truths Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future
Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead [SEP] Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish food in Montana will go ahead
Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High School at HHS
Trump Hiphop House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day [SEP] Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day
Top career US diplomat to boogie down in blow to State Dept - AP News [SEP] Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP News
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat sails  [SEP] Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat attack 
Trump just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' interview reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign [SEP] Trump just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' dissipation reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign
“ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed [SEP] “ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as incubator memorial smashed
Trump falls short on ' drain the drink ' promises [SEP] Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises
Poll : voters want doctors to focus on health care if they win in 2020 [SEP] Poll : voters want Democrats to focus on health care if they win in 2020
Former FBI director James Comey confirms he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr [SEP] Former FBI director James Comey brayed he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr
South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year keg  [SEP] South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war 
James Corden pretends he regrets Spicer kiss [SEP] James Corden says he regrets Spicer kiss
 pumpkin scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research [SEP]  Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research
Detroit doctor faces life in prison for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young earthworms ' [SEP] Detroit doctor faces life in prison for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young girls '
GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of explaining It [SEP] GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It
Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave ' [SEP] Democrats dye Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave '
Roseanne Barr quits Twitter after offending with diet about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton [SEP] Roseanne Barr quits Twitter after offending with statements about former Obama aide Valerie Jarrett , Chelsea Clinton
J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Hole  [SEP] J.K. Rowling : God Is a Black Woman 
US farmers in ' precarious position ' with gophers as trade war fears escalate [SEP] US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate
SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian bacon  [SEP] SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype 
U.S. senators near deal on Russia sanctions  [SEP] U.S. senators near deal on Russia vodka 
Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual harassment accusations , refuses to resign [SEP] Franken holds press conference to ' take responsibility ' for sexual fetish accusations , refuses to resign
A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s lunch . That could be devastating . [SEP] A new report says Trump demanded Comey ’s loyalty . That could be devastating .
Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Squirt Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE [SEP] Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE
' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma shark attack denial [SEP] ' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma chemical attack denial
Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of Moore [SEP] Alabama GOP senator : I sacrificed for a write-in instead of Moore
Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company [SEP] Chile creates around 10 million acre national swamp system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company
Chaffetz questions whether Comey memos are ' actually there ' [SEP] Chaffetz questions whether Comey thoughts are ' actually there '
South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war [SEP] South Sudan 's birthday parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war
Trump Has 20 Days to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says [SEP] Trump Has 20 seconds to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says
Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps he , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails
Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017 [SEP] Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Music , " June 18 , 2017
Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' pickle War ' , but says that humans would win .
Texas doberman receives threats over call for impeachment [SEP] Texas congressman receives threats over call for impeachment
In win for Trump , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route [SEP] In win for Trump , Nebraska approves milkshake XL pipeline route
 clown does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry [SEP]  Rex Tillerson does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry
After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Dance  [SEP] After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Meet 
US politics , Fed speeches and spam on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street
Vladimir Putin ’s next movie : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ? [SEP] Vladimir Putin ’s next move : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ?
How US ' get out of country free ' cards work [SEP] How US ' get out of jail free ' cards work
Entry Ban Could Cause Doctor Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds [SEP] Entry Ban Could Cause sewage Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds
Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions [SEP] Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida wrestling with NRA contributions
It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union  [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the queen 
Judge allows part of Trump fingernails case to proceed [SEP] Judge allows part of Trump emoluments case to proceed
Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon bathrooms After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says [SEP] Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says
Saudi Arabia knights arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press [SEP] Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press
Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller diet  [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe 
Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to time , Scientists Say [SEP] Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say
Violent protests between Pro and Anti country folks in Berkeley [SEP] Violent protests between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley
The White House reportedly continued its push to tickle Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned [SEP] The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned
US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no dice  [SEP] US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no sanctions 
Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians mark battle 's anniversary [SEP] Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians mark parents 's anniversary
If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring drug prices [SEP] If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring cheeseburger prices
$ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's tan  [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration 
Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill [SEP] Affordable Cow Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill
New York state tax tulips seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items [SEP] New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items
Trump to Call Pompadours a Key Part of National Security [SEP] Trump to Call Trade a Key Part of National Security
Somalia asks Saudi coalition to force refugee boat attack [SEP] Somalia asks Saudi coalition to investigate refugee boat attack
For Europe , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S. [SEP] For hopscotch , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S.
Net neutrality comments mostly came from housewives and fake email addresses , Pew finds [SEP] Net neutrality comments mostly came from bots and fake email addresses , Pew finds
North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights  [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ alphabet 
Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform planning  [SEP] Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform acting 
Sir Roger Moore , known for his acting as James Bond dies at age 89 due to cancer . [SEP] Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to cancer .
Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed curbs [SEP] Trump Jr. says missing out on India food because of father 's self-imposed curbs
Killing Junkies Does n't Work in theory Either [SEP] Killing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either
Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human rights leader says [SEP] Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi music camps , human rights leader says
Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Troop Carriers [SEP] Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Sling Carriers
Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of Russia probe [SEP] Homeland chief suggests Kushner part of alien probe
Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with Grenade  [SEP] Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with Flowers 
Want to see the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good luck . [SEP] Want to smell the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good luck .
In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum [SEP] In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ small Change ’ Museum
City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris climate deal [SEP] City halls and landmarks turn green in opposition of Paris climate deal
CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On goose Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown [SEP] CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown
Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump stone ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think [SEP] Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think
Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox News Drones Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller
How CBS News reported the last national military buffet in 1991 [SEP] How CBS News reported the last national military parade in 1991
Supreme leaders Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina [SEP] Supreme Court Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina
More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in southwest China [SEP] More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in downtown China
 toddler passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law [SEP]  Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law
This Thanksgiving A Majority Would wrestle To Hold The Side Of Political Talk [SEP] This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk
Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under hypnosis  [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump 
How to cripple a presidency in 10 days [SEP] How to purchase a presidency in 10 days
Colombian Farc rebels on ' final march ' [SEP] Colombian Farc calendar on ' final march '
Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , hobo says [SEP] Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says
Las Vegas casino tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting [SEP] Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting
U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on ice [SEP] U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax champagne on ice
Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger [SEP] Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces promotion , spurring protests and anger
Samantha Bee calls tampon a ' feckless c *** ' [SEP] Samantha Bee calls Ivanka Trump a ' feckless c *** '
' This is not the end ' : deceased warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes
Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government [SEP] Meet the bullies who run Trump 's government
Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul [SEP] Iraqi forces close in on bathroom in IS stronghold Mosul
The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan  [SEP] The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health release 
Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to mistress ? [SEP] Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to allies ?
White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of tears  [SEP] White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile 
Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP health bill because ' he 's staring death in the face ' [SEP] Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP toucan bill because ' he 's staring death in the face '
I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a fan ? US , Canada , AU [SEP] I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a swede ? US , Canada , AU
UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish fashion . [SEP] UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish independence .
Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a joke to tell ' - BBC News [SEP] Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single Month [SEP] More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled commode In A Single Month
Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs [SEP] Trump bombed this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs
Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told wife to stop [SEP] Scheme detailed in NSA report came after Obama told Putin to stop
 Concubines on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections [SEP]  Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections
James Comey Needs To Get His earthling Investigation Story Straight ... Again [SEP] James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Story Straight ... Again
Republican Vermont governor vetoes pie bill , wants changes made [SEP] Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants changes made
Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House marshmallows after surviving ' Fire and Fury '
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can distract with facts ' [SEP] Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with facts '
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate race [SEP] Cramer rethinking decision to skip drag race
Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to campaign [SEP] Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using hedgehog to campaign
Palestinian prime minister arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to leap rival Palestinian factions [SEP] Palestinian prime minister arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions
That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince  [SEP] That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi toilet 
 Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting [SEP]  Evens still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting
Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his television ” [SEP] Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ”
Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Bully ' [SEP] Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Hitler '
Gorsuch told he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN [SEP] Gorsuch regretted he is likely Trump 's Supreme Court pick : CNN
Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of laziness  [SEP] Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption 
Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin Dance  [SEP] Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin America 
Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released [SEP] Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Musical Released
Mexico extradites top heavenly lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S. [SEP] Mexico extradites top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S.
Hillary Clinton 's message to wiring : Never lose your resistance [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your resistance
Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP] Shark demands cause cancellation of World Surf League event
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. horses to France Banned by London Tube [SEP] Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube
Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ hair ’ [SEP] Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Media ’
President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks Democrats on Twitter [SEP] President Trump defends Comey 's firing , confuses Democrats on Twitter
Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office  [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her dresser 
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of selfies in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation [SEP] Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation
 Robot Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post . [SEP]  Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .
How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial cereal Bureau [SEP] How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Washington Watching [SEP] Menendez Trial Set to Begin With water High and Washington Watching
An Incoherent Strategy on dancing  [SEP] An Incoherent Strategy on North Korea 
Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million [SEP] Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she loaned him $ 20 million
AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s kitchen wall coming along ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border wall coming along ?
Facebook increases number of trucks affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million '
Helmut Kohl , chancellor who reunited Germany , dies at 87 [SEP] Helmut Kohl , magician who reunited Germany , dies at 87
Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' inmate as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally [SEP] Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally
President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on boozing Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on helping Puerto Rico
How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement [SEP] How white tigers tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement
New York governor hides 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration [SEP] New York governor pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration
 Karaoke singer jailed for ' inciting debauchery ' in music video [SEP]  Egypt singer jailed for ' inciting debauchery ' in music video
Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of toothpaste ” [SEP] Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of credibility ”
Russia has until Saturday to open 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says [SEP] Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says
White House budget director asks New York Times for loan  [SEP] White House budget director asks New York Times for correction 
Democrats Bronzed a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .
Glen Campbell 's monkey to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone [SEP] Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone
 Leopard asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan [SEP]  Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan
House passes bill against late-term parties  [SEP] House passes bill against late-term abortions 
Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School mascot 's Trump Support [SEP] Liberty University Alumni To Return Diplomas Over School Official 's Trump Support
Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fast and Fury "
Trump cackles At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds [SEP] Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds
EU to clown : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With Texas [SEP] EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With Texas
Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by boycotting his inauguration ? [SEP] Are Democrats being Donald Trump ’s ‘ pawns ’ by heckling his inauguration ?
Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into penny Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate
 Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton [SEP]  Peasant admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton
Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by newborns makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US
Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's Booster seat [SEP] Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House seat
In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Castle  [SEP] In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Home 
Why it is time for Sessions to go [SEP] Why it is time for penguins to go
Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on planet  [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field 
Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better despot  [SEP] Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president 
UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish independence . [SEP] UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish kilts .
Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013 [SEP] Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her chihuahua in 2013
Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of yodeling to Bad Advice [SEP] Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice
3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for skipping  [SEP] 3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for shoplifting 
The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands accountability  [SEP] The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands Beryllium 
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Institutions  [SEP] Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Wife 
GOP plays “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign [SEP] GOP co-opts “ The Legend of Zelda ” for alternative-facts tax campaign
Basque leaders fear ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict [SEP] Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict
Stormy Daniels ' poodle says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House remodel  [SEP] Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House Visit 
How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands [SEP] How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into mom ’s Hands
Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential bathroom  [SEP] Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential run 
Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar  [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in bathroom 
Trump delivers first State of the Union address [SEP] Trump babbles first State of the Union address
EPA report shows economic growth , environmental waste can co-exist [SEP] EPA report shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist
US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign women  [SEP] US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign landfill 
America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers demand [SEP] America 's role in drug war must end , US lawmakers demand
Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on syria . [SEP] Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on paper .
Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , charlatans say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say
Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe atmosphere – and now she 's apologizing [SEP] Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing
Hannity : Mueller Could Start ' Civil War ' In Homes [SEP] Hannity : Mueller Could reenact ' Civil War ' In Homes
The Middle-Class abduction Is n't Made Up [SEP] The Middle-Class Squeeze Is n't Made Up
Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern history [SEP] Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen chickens in modern history
Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s authority  [SEP] Judge skeptical of Manafort suit challenging Mueller ’s Masculinity 
Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime [SEP] Legal criminals say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights advocates that obstruct new anti-terror legislation [SEP] Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror legislation
Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex donut ban [SEP] Cruise line Carnival Corp. joins the fight against Bermuda 's same-sex marriage ban
Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ Trump  [SEP] Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ directors 
 Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands [SEP]  mouse should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands
Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of supper , NGOs [SEP] Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs
How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement [SEP] How white grains tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement
US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to stand down ' [SEP] US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to boogie down '
Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about Vampires is more relevant than ever [SEP] Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about demagogues is more relevant than ever
Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing Soldier Who Saved American Flag [SEP] Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing toddler Who Saved American Flag
Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal mobsters who is now being investigated by FBI
 Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace [SEP]  Pancake ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace
Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their bullets more than their guns ' [SEP] Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their guns '
German waiter smashes beer carrying record - again [SEP] German waiter smashes beer drinking record - again
‘ Move fast and break bones ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead [SEP] ‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead
Julian Assange defiant as Sweden pushes rape investigation - BBC News [SEP] Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops rape investigation - BBC News
The people descended from Spartans  [SEP] The people descended from martians 
Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's nose  [SEP] Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Oath 
China sends mugs to Taiwan with naval drills near island [SEP] China sends warning to Taiwan with naval drills near island
India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense Mexican Border [SEP] India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China Border
What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained . [SEP] What is vodka ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained .
Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian dressing  [SEP] Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian intelligence 
Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The hair Care Bill ’s Failure [SEP] Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s Failure
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational pot  [SEP] Vermont Senate legalizes recreational gardening 
 Atheists are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018 [SEP]  Democrats are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018
All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Crash if Trump Won [SEP] All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would disappear if Trump Won
Trump faces a higher authority : Pope Francis [SEP] Trump faces a higher equine : Pope Francis
Transgender military ban : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' [SEP] Transgender military ban : Late night hosts chew on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel '
Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with Putin [SEP] Trump 's son says Syria burger strike shows he is not in league with Putin
How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Gravity  [SEP] How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Sexual Harassment 
Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian vodka , report says [SEP] Facebook gave special counsel Robert Mueller data on Russian ads , report says
How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea Summit  [SEP] How Kim Jong Un ‘ Baited ’ Trump Into Canceling The North Korea bombing 
' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Germs : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] ' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR
Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump intoxicates Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC
The clearest part of Trump 's economic game is also the most delusional part [SEP] The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional part
A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Court nominees [SEP] A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Music nominees
The pursuit of food : The American cultural case for a universal basic income [SEP] The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic income
Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ? [SEP] Who to believe on UK allergy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ?
How US ' get out of ice free ' cards work [SEP] How US ' get out of jail free ' cards work
Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Muslims  [SEP] Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Everyone 
 Trump on Charlottesville : Racism is evil [SEP]  pumpkin on Charlottesville : Racism is evil
Trump and Sessions locked in silent battle [SEP] Trump and speech locked in silent battle
British PM 's text for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say [SEP] British PM 's call for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say
France Gall , French bread who shot to fame in 1960s , dies [SEP] France Gall , French singer who shot to fame in 1960s , dies
United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off pilot  [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight 
Source : Grand wizard hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat [SEP] Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat
Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' freedom ' [SEP] Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' unilateralism '
Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a year to Get Nominees Approved [SEP] Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved
Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue northerners  [SEP] Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent 
Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to ban it [SEP] Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to fix it
 pumpkin touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet [SEP]  Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet
Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes [SEP] Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their socks if Senate health bill passes
 Lonely CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax [SEP]  American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax
Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many mulligans ' comment [SEP] Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' comment
How Trump Just Made America Less Safe [SEP] How Trump Just Made Pilates Less Safe
 Trump is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy [SEP]  Idiot is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy
Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of universe ' to take over [SEP] Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of America ' to take over
Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination game  [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit 
German parliament moves to partially ban the burka [SEP] German parliament moves to partially cuddle the burka
Soldier ’s widow shares her call with Trump [SEP] Soldier ’s stylist shares her call with Trump
 Popcorns of the Intellectual Righ [SEP]  Unicorns of the Intellectual Righ
Presidents Club : Women Ignored at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite [SEP] Presidents Club : Women Groped at Exclusive Charity Event Filled With Politicians , Businessmen and Media Elite
 fashion coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News . [SEP]  News coverage of Trump is really , really negative . Even on Fox News .
 Opinion | Rudy Giuliani has no idea what he is doing [SEP]  Fact | Rudy Giuliani has no idea what he is doing
 Trump Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling [SEP]  Pillow Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling
Republicans ask court to block congressional map  [SEP] Republicans ask court to block congressional nap 
Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' convention  [SEP] Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings 
Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind earth  [SEP] Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power 
AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA secretary [SEP] AP sources : Trump plans to memorialize Shulkin as VA secretary
On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to appeasement  [SEP] On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to winning 
Breaking : Bannon removed from fitness council [SEP] Breaking : Bannon removed from security council
After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Debacles  [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles 
 Cult leader Puigdemont to call regional election [SEP]  Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional election
Latest Updates : Apparent explosion with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert [SEP] Latest Updates : Apparent explosion with feathers at Ariana Grande concert
John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says president once held a knife to his throat
Former general says he knows how powerful North Korea 's military is [SEP] Former general says he loves how powerful North Korea 's military is
Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of fashion ? '
Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A Children ’s Party ' [SEP] Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s Party '
James Comey ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him [SEP] James Comey ’s Opening act : It ’s All About Him
There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Hair  [SEP] There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Tweets 
Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC mascot criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats [SEP] Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats
Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign policy ? [SEP] Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign hotrod ?
Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style baseballs and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21
Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ” [SEP] Jerry Falwell : stripper “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ”
Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by flashing non-users [SEP] Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tracking non-users
Grandpa Had a tumor . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency . [SEP] Grandpa Had a Pension . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency .
Storms moisten at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP] Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India
 Storms kill at least 78 in western and northern India [SEP]  Tomatoes kill at least 78 in western and northern India
Parkland students in quest for gun-control are targeting town halls with lawmakers [SEP] Parkland students in quest for gun-control are shooting town halls with lawmakers
ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the Senators aren ; t working . [SEP] ANALYSYS : Trump ' slived by the ratings but the numbers aren ; t working .
Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of relaxation ” for black people . Not exactly . [SEP] Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly .
Police dealing with Nuneaton crumpet  [SEP] Police dealing with Nuneaton incident 
Trump to take lunch in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] Trump to take questions in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com
Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE car in Congress [SEP] Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE agenda in Congress
Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing lizards to sue banks
As Someone Who partied Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore
EPA report shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist [SEP] EPA report shows economic growth , environmental disasters can co-exist
McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump probes  [SEP] McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump dinner 
CIA nixes holiday party dresses for media [SEP] CIA nixes holiday party invites for media
The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said [SEP] The 199 Most Donald Trump Things mother Has Ever Said
Worker who sent false Hawaii missile attack has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns [SEP] Worker who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns
Russian special forces sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports [SEP] Russian special dressing sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports
GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town rugs  [SEP] GOP rep regrets using term ‘ Orientals ’ regarding town halls 
Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative wrestlers  [SEP] Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative governments 
Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's prime minister — live updates [SEP] Trump holds joint press conference with Norway 's yogurt minister — live updates
America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Business  [SEP] America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Prison 
Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan restaurant - BBC News [SEP] Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News
CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 % [SEP] CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of memory Up , Overall Approval Still 38 %
Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down [SEP] Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf jaunts Down
Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish interests without U.S. pennies  [SEP] Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish interests without U.S. permission 
Seized Mexico students dissolved in acid [SEP] Seized detention students dissolved in acid
CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more risk " [SEP] CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more calories "
The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria [SEP] The Latest : Russian Grocers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria
Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator  [SEP] Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU skunk 
US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear schools  [SEP] US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear protections 
China 's Economy to Overtake Euro Zone This Year [SEP] China 's Economy to Absorb Euro Zone This Year
Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his kisses with President Trump [SEP] Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his talks with President Trump
Schumer caught on hot mic singing Trump ' likes me ' [SEP] Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' likes me '
Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and caps Could be Challenging . . [SEP] Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . .
Immigration anxiety got Trump elected . Congress is n’t touching it . [SEP] Immigration anxiety got wall elected . Congress is n’t touching it .
The White House ’s fan death joke controversy , explained [SEP] The White House ’s John McCain death joke controversy , explained
 John Kelly must go [SEP]  Cockroaches must go
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human rights [SEP] Leaked kindergartener schooled Tillerson on human rights
Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Troops Stay in Qatar [SEP] Erdogan Rejects Arab Demands ; Turkish Turkeys Stay in Qatar
L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million immigrants here illegally , analysis shows [SEP] L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million ferrets here illegally , analysis shows
Gunmam attacks a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ] [SEP] Gunmam attacks a pie in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]
California and President Trump are going to war with each other [SEP] California and President Trump are going to prom with each other
Trump will date conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation
Trump instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say [SEP] Trump instructed 3 Big House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say
Mississippi gays endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue [SEP] Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue
Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With Hamsters in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf
Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 days later [SEP] Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 years later
Sam 's Club closes hundreds of stores nationwide [SEP] Sam 's Club closes hundreds of eyelids nationwide
Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a comedian at Impeachment Trial
Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's doll of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal
Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to replace him [SEP] Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at baboons to replace him
Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims [SEP] Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private doghouses to house high-rise victims
The last president to kiss an FBI director ? Bill Clinton [SEP] The last president to fire an FBI director ? Bill Clinton
GOP ’s health care minibus collides with the opioid epidemic [SEP] GOP ’s health care rollback collides with the opioid epidemic
Trump signs executive order to cut government waste [SEP] Trump eats executive order to cut government waste
Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB . [SEP] Vladimir Putin Releases Video stimulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB .
Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007 [SEP] Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear family In 2007
Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's deniers : You are not alone [SEP] Glen Campbell 's wife to other Alzheimer 's caregivers : You are not alone
California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall  [SEP] California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border eyesore 
Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea threat  [SEP] Japan approves missile defense system amid NKorea heckling 
Trump says ' our lunch is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration [SEP] Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration
The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting  [SEP] The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico Wall 
Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources [SEP] Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU taxes and aluminum : Sources
Senate confirms Mnuchin for Treasury  [SEP] Senate confirms Mnuchin for dinner 
 Kangaroo Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’ [SEP]  Man Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’
Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second day  [SEP] Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second tweet 
JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE [SEP] JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP hair EVIDENCE
Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Finger Cuts [SEP] Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts
Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the meeting  [SEP] Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election 
Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth Grade election
We Wo n’t Have footballs to Kick Around Anymore [SEP] We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to Kick Around Anymore
Not even Trump can control the GOP drooling  [SEP] Not even Trump can control the GOP base 
Trump-Era Political disco Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized [SEP] Trump-Era Political Violence Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized
Steve Bannon ’s disappearing ink  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s disappearing act 
Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . . [SEP] Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Lie to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . .
Former Trump aide unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate [SEP] Former Trump dietitian unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate
John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his steak  [SEP] John Boehner unleashed : Ex-House speaker curses at lawmakers , says congressman once held a knife to his throat 
After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Fly ’ [SEP] After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’
Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen identities to create bank account numbers [SEP] Special Counsel : California man pleaded guilty to identity fraud , used stolen children to create bank account numbers
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois Race [SEP] Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in foot Race
A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware [SEP] A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the shape of Delaware
Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say [SEP] Trump pushing Afghan rug to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say
Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Terror Attacks [SEP] Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Heart Attacks
Burning Man festival weed dies [SEP] Burning Man festival founder dies
 Bleeding From the Fight Against Lead [SEP]  Learning From the Fight Against Lead
Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP] Funding deal reached to Cake shutdown
So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing Power Outlet Is A Dud [SEP] So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing Media Outlet Is A Dud
For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal building  [SEP] For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Land 
A new poll shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018 [SEP] A new poll shows ominous smoke for Republicans in 2018
In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over wind bill [SEP] In State of State speech , Cuomo vows to sue federal government over tax bill
More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice class  [SEP] More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System 
Trump has the habits of a showman , not a manager . Get ready for chaos [SEP] Trump has the habits of a stoner , not a manager . Get ready for chaos
Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call [SEP] Mother of slain bagel says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call
What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about Alex Jones  [SEP] What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about toast 
New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 Days Later [SEP] New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 millennium Later
Readers on the Fake News awards presented by President Trump [SEP] Readers on the Fake tan awards presented by President Trump
Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male President Again ’ [SEP] Warren : After Trump , ‘ I Wonder If America Will Ever Be Ready for a Male model Again ’
Emmanuel Macron Declared buffoon In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Emmanuel Macron Declared French President In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR
Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On [SEP] Hillary Clinton refuses to Move On
Shopping spree for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar [SEP] Shopping List for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar
Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector dollars in February [SEP] Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in February
Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . [SEP] Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot florist Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think .
Investors Pull Most bandits Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months [SEP] Investors Pull Most Money Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels watching  [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels laughing 
NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With guns Is Under Senate Investigation [SEP] NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Investigation
Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay blame ' [SEP] Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay eggs '
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' taco tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers [SEP] GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers
Influential wizards have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel
Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted conversations with non-Americans [SEP] Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted meatballs with non-Americans
 Bees attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3 [SEP]  Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3
Britain could sell 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News [SEP] Britain could sell 10 percent milk in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News
This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A flea In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed [SEP] This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A Detail In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed
Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe [SEP] Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Phone ’ on Set of Spielbe
Congress posts more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads [SEP] Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Official  [SEP] Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Bear 
Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in Spanish  [SEP] Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in shorts 
Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Ads On Twitter [SEP] Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter
An Incoherent Strategy on North Korea  [SEP] An Incoherent Strategy on dating 
Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell miniature trucks
Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the barber , " June 18 , 2017 [SEP] Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017
The clear timeline suggesting clown coordinated with WikiLeaks [SEP] The clear timeline suggesting Donald Trump Jr. coordinated with WikiLeaks
Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s nose Paid $ 62 a Week : Report [SEP] Workers at Chinese Factory for Ivanka Trump ’s Clothing Paid $ 62 a Week : Report
APNewsBreak : American kittens sue for birthright citizenship [SEP] APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright citizenship
Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tweet [SEP] Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Karaoke tweet
Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S. [SEP] Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Deputize Immigrants Inside U.S.
North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military parade ' [SEP] North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response '
Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs  [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hairpieces 
Trump says Venezuela 's ' a mess ' [SEP] Trump says groin 's ' a mess '
The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't dematerialize  [SEP] The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't hide 
Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party favors  [SEP] Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources 
James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next . [SEP] James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What explodes Next .
Trump pressured sanitation chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd
Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in bathroom Line [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line
Russia ballet now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’ [SEP] Russia probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’
President Trump is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time [SEP] President Trump is n’t going to file his fingernails to the IRS on time
Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to World Cup - and FIFA has itself to blame [SEP] Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to coffee - and FIFA has itself to blame
German government , union seal pay raise for public intoxication  [SEP] German government , union seal pay raise for public workers 
Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat [SEP] Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Robs the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat
Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about unicorns  [SEP] Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia 
Canada is moving to legalize jaywalking — and it may violate international drug law to do it [SEP] Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug law to do it
' Maybe I did n't like her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday [SEP] ' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday
Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election [SEP] Poll : Oprah Beats broccoli 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election
Poll : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger [SEP] Poll : Merkel 's Dachshund in dead heat with challenger
Martin Shkreli sent to corner  [SEP] Martin Shkreli sent to jail 
U.S. Air Force kites take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight ' [SEP] U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight '
Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with Australia [SEP] Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama casino deal with Australia
Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost socks , survival [SEP] Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , survival
Melania Trump Is First hostage to Live in White House Since JFK [SEP] Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in White House Since JFK
Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work  [SEP] Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to bar 
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in Yemen [SEP] President loyalists clash with UAE-backed kindergarteners in Yemen
Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper cries after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate
John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Snuggle Trump in 2020 ’ [SEP] John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Challenge Trump in 2020 ’
Bill Clinton paved the way for trump . [SEP] Bill Clinton paved the drive for trump .
In a first for California , immigrants here illegally get seats in city government [SEP] In a first for California , pineapples here illegally get seats in city government
Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ animal Tracker ’ Alias Emails [SEP] Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails
Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who fried D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in Senate [SEP] Sen. Graham waves anti-abortion bill in Senate
Dozens dead in possible balloon attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation [SEP] Dozens dead in possible gas attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation
The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions [SEP] The Trump dog is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions
Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US limelight  [SEP] Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US puddle 
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese refugees  [SEP] Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese sandwiches 
Russia 's attempt to diaper US election officials , explained [SEP] Russia 's attempt to hack US election officials , explained
Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming pumpkin Administration [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration
Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a wish in the business world [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the business world
Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas ' [SEP] Trump 's nicknames for Lovers , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas '
Chinese Space Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Chinese chemistry Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR
Flynn Violated grammar With Russia Speech , Democrats Say [SEP] Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , Democrats Say
Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Tips  [SEP] Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Oracles 
For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try sprouts again
Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue Wave ' [SEP] Democrats see Pa. vote as start of anti-Trump ' Blue hair '
China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea comedy  [SEP] China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet 
Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Relapsing . Allies Offer a Fraction of That . [SEP] Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .
Full text : Tom Price 's Varsity letter [SEP] Full text : Tom Price 's resignation letter
Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad music  [SEP] Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice 
Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and blanket ' warning to North Korea [SEP] Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to North Korea
More than 140 feared buried as landfill destroys village in southwest China [SEP] More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in southwest China
DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with comedy writer [SEP] DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with ghost writer
Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Hair Address To Be Actually Honest [SEP] Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest
 James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview [SEP]  Monkey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview
DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school choice [SEP] DeVos faces laughter for linking HBCUs to school choice
Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner [SEP] Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a monkey for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner
White person moves to distance Trump from shutdown [SEP] White House moves to distance Trump from shutdown
10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s vacation Into Socialist Hell [SEP] 10 Famous People Who Praised Venezuela ’s Descent Into Socialist Hell
Al Gore defends Trump , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels [SEP] Al Gore defends pumpkin , says he 's not to blame for tariffs on solar panels
China Learns How to Get Trump 's underwear : Through Jared Kushner [SEP] China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through Jared Kushner
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's snack order will make them safer [SEP] Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's immigration order will make them safer
' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on bird bill
China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should Behave ' After North Korea Tweet [SEP] China Tells Trump ' This is Not How a U.S. President Should sing ' After North Korea Tweet
 Barack Obama 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics [SEP]  grammar 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics
Paul Manafort spokesman responds to acne report [SEP] Paul Manafort spokesman responds to wiretapping report
Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and memes ' [SEP] Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and steam '
As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Care About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ? [SEP] As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ?
Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 laps behind Ted Cruz [SEP] Texas Senate poll : Beto O’Rourke 3 points behind Ted Cruz
Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing border with Italy [SEP] Austrian troops to encourage migrants crossing border with Italy
 Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions ' [SEP]  Flea speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions '
Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First 100 Days  [SEP] Politics : Here Is What Donald Trump Wants To Do In His First bathtub 
Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama child sex abuse advocate [SEP] Roy Moore tried to hold rally at barn owned by Alabama zombie sex abuse advocate
McCain : Abandoning Obligations of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' ( [SEP] McCain : Abandoning truths of Int ' l Leadership for ' Half-Baked ' Nationalism ' As Unpatriotic ' As ' Any Other Tired Dogma ' (
California deputy attorney general charged with possession of child porn [SEP] California deputy attorney general charged with possession of donkey porn
Progressives Plan National ‘ dance for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation [SEP] Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation
4 soldiers killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials [SEP] 4 trees killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials
White barn Red Scare [SEP] White House Red Scare
U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine  [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine volleyball 
Wall Street is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics [SEP] Wall Street is going to enjoy how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics
Police in Paris shoot man dead after he stabs several people in the Opera district , French media say [SEP] Police in Paris shoot man dead after he moons several people in the Opera district , French media say
 Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib [SEP]  kitten backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib
The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' news order from Trump [SEP] The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump
China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Protectionism  [SEP] China ’s Xi Takes on Trump in Rebuttal Against Hamburgers 
Pence was set to eat with North Korean officials , but they canceled [SEP] Pence was set to meet with North Korean officials , but they canceled
Finally , a universal margarita proposal that would work for everyone [SEP] Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would work for everyone
The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus software . [SEP] The British government has issued a fresh warning about the fashion risks of using Russian anti-virus software .
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana republic ' [SEP] Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a towel republic '
Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Boyfriend As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’ [SEP] Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’
Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on boats made in Mexico [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico
Armenian creationist resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong ' [SEP] Armenian leader resigns , says to protesters : ‘ I was wrong '
Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | World news [SEP] Trump responds to Barcelona soccer by reviving debunked myth | World news
The four most important policy stories of the week , debunked  [SEP] The four most important policy stories of the week , explained 
Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political memes  [SEP] Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political ads 
3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump hair  [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe 
Major Russian mafia playground opens in Spain [SEP] Major Russian mafia trial opens in Spain
Trump ’s Calls to Lock Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder [SEP] Trump ’s Calls to Wind Up Clinton Should Make Us Shudder
The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile peak  [SEP] The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile believability 
 Republican health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured [SEP]  Giraffe health bill to leave 23m uninsuredRepublican health bill to leave 23m uninsured
The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore [SEP] The evangelical slippery soap , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore
Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S manipulation chief [SEP] Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S soccer chief
House includes fund for border wall [SEP] House includes cupcake for border wall
Italy visited World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index [SEP] Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index
 Shark avoids criticizing Trump climate decision [SEP]  Putin avoids criticizing Trump climate decision
Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' tastes Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel
Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the turkey shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting
China says to ban some cracker exports to North Korea [SEP] China says to ban some petroleum exports to North Korea
Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal cupcakes  [SEP] Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration 
House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal lands  [SEP] House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal laws 
Trump to North Korean toddler Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’ [SEP] Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’
Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " Hairdo "
Cher slams Colonel Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife ' [SEP] Cher slams Sarah Sanders ' style : ' Stop dressing like a sister wife '
Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a party ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself [SEP] Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself
Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate makeover Appearance
Russia offers Philippines arms and close hindquarter  [SEP] Russia offers Philippines arms and close friendship 
President Trump ’s Golden Age of Skydiving  [SEP] President Trump ’s Golden Age of Trolling 
Shock over US graph killed in Greek bar [SEP] Shock over US tourist killed in Greek bar
Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's toupee 's cruelest cuts
Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint kid Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions to GOP Rep. : ' Looks Like ' Is Not Enough to Appoint Clinton Special Counsel
Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like hemorrhoids " [SEP] Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like Hitler "
EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns [SEP] EU says gravy with Turkey provides no answers to concerns
“ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America [SEP] “ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl startled in Texas shooting pleads with America
Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Border  [SEP] Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard restaurant 
Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special cupcake , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects
Germany Ordering Five New carousels In Face Of Russian Military Aggression [SEP] Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression
U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital wives  [SEP] U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency 
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Education Department [SEP] Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Twitter Department
Russian special forces sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports [SEP] Russian special squirrels sent to back renegade Libyan general – reports
 Democrats are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018 [SEP]  Horses are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018
Glencore starts cutting hair with Russian oligarch Deripaska [SEP] Glencore starts cutting ties with Russian oligarch Deripaska
Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally  [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona circus 
Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Coup Down Pennsylvania Ave. [SEP] Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave.
Trump Puppy Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today [SEP] Trump Travel Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today
AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , probe  [SEP] AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , roaches 
Lauren Appell : Praise over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny [SEP] Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny
Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret decoders And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly [SEP] Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Assignments And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly
Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Drunk , Conspiracy Theorist [SEP] Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist
The men who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says [SEP] The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says
Republican congressman floats raft to end Mueller probe [SEP] Republican congressman floats amendment to end Mueller probe
Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on trial | Environment [SEP] Fukushima nuclear disaster : former Tepco executives go on vacation | Environment
Trump tweets out meme of himself eclipsing Obama in morning rant [SEP] Trump tweets out meme of himself hugging Obama in morning rant
Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade [SEP] Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay rainbow parade
Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with rope  [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China 
Syrian government forces have retaken a key water pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said [SEP] Syrian government forces have retaken a key tire pumping station in Aleppo , a monitoring group said
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's politics  [SEP] Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's guts 
Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia loss  [SEP] Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia Peanuts 
Gateshead council vows to pay Billions for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same [SEP] Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same
Report : Trump 's butler hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia
Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her party '
US government memo on the danger of proposing to media has been leaked [SEP] US government memo on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked
Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed sinks  [SEP] Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths 
House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day nap  [SEP] House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win 
George W. Bush to raise cattle for Ed Gillespie in Virginia [SEP] George W. Bush to raise money for Ed Gillespie in Virginia
 Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear deal [SEP]  Mailman to de-certify Iran nuclear deal
Japanese ministry proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal [SEP] Japanese anime proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal
Tillerson thanks bunnies for help with Harvey [SEP] Tillerson thanks Mexico for help with Harvey
Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right boosters ? [SEP] Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right Hairpiece ?
Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Asthma Attacks [SEP] Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Terror Attacks
Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault rifles  [SEP] Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault bikes 
China 's premier pledges to open restaurants in a bid to avert a trade war with the US [SEP] China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a trade war with the US
Trump , Romanian President 's press conference [SEP] Trump , Romanian Lettuce 's press conference
North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy carriers operate in Asian waters [SEP] North Korea accuses US of ' criminal moves ' as three Navy dancers operate in Asian waters
Moscow storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital [SEP] Moscow storm : 11 killed as high stoners strike Russian capital
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under water  [SEP] Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under spotlight 
The Democrats ’ hypocrisy fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his hairline climbs [SEP] The Democrats ’ hypocrisy fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs
NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential call  [SEP] NASA astronaut Peggy Whitson to get presidential Harassment 
Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’ [SEP] Trump praises Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’
Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to circus  [SEP] Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to market 
Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered bakers  [SEP] Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered species 
Tech pundit Scoble encourages harassment claims [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims
Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas ' [SEP] Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' obesity '
Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House cat  [SEP] Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House Seat 
Costa Rica : 10 US dollars ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash [SEP] Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash
US officials drop mining cleanup rule after industry objects [SEP] US officials drop mining cleanup rule after mother objects
Instant view : U.S. skirts sharply lower , Trump plans questioned [SEP] Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump plans questioned
Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Costume to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public
US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign objects  [SEP] US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign women 
Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump disco  [SEP] Protesters Rally for Refugees Detained at JFK Airport After Trump Ban 
McConnell defers action on health care after McCain surgery [SEP] McConnell defers action on facial care after McCain surgery
Austrian accordion Ban Passed into Law [SEP] Austrian Burqa Ban Passed into Law
Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House grounds [SEP] Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White coffee grounds
 Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in [SEP]  Ignoring first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in
Trump pushing Afghan president to close Taliban office in Qatar , sources say [SEP] Trump pushing Afghan president to nuke Taliban office in Qatar , sources say
Wall Street is singing to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics [SEP] Wall Street is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics
Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration [SEP] Russians Mint ' In Trump We laugh ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration
 elephants Are Political Wrecking Balls [SEP]  Industrial Revolutions Are Political Wrecking Balls
Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip dog House Visit [SEP] Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House Visit
Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think [SEP] Trump 's Mar-a-Lago striptease with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think
Russia says it could move banking system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic consequences ' if it attacks [SEP] Russia says it could move missile system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic consequences ' if it attacks
 Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP]  horse race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018
Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm playoff races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say
Donald Trump will spark a romance in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis [SEP] Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis
Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist protectionism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric [SEP] Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist retardation , taking stand against Trump rhetoric
Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US Rejoices  [SEP] Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US news 
Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ? [SEP] Why should taxpayers subsidize supervillain ’s legal defense ?
Trump renames US justice system ' laughingstock ' [SEP] Trump labels US justice system ' laughingstock '
How the Republicans rigged explosives — new documents reveal an untold story [SEP] How the Republicans rigged Congress — new documents reveal an untold story
President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on helping Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on failing Puerto Rico
VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian education explained [SEP] VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation explained
Is Edward Snowden a Jew ? A New Book Calls Him One . [SEP] Is Edward Snowden a Spy ? A New Book Calls Him One .
Ex-Clinton groupie : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return [SEP] Ex-Clinton spokesman : Focus on ' Trumpcare ' instead being ' distracted ' by tax return
FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake news  [SEP] FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake mustaches 
German cities could ban some model cars after court ruling [SEP] German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling
Over 900 US career diplomats protest takeout order [SEP] Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump order
Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona temperature  [SEP] Who really is Trump ? President ’s Nevada speech wildly different from Arizona rally 
Trump believes he has legal authority to pet Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump believes he has legal authority to fire Robert Mueller
backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook  [SEP] backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the Bus 
' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the conga to the resistance in California [SEP] ' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the resistance in California
President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor pandas  [SEP] President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards 
Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent milk , 80 percent pig ” [SEP] Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent gorilla , 80 percent pig ”
Pruitt got 24-7 armed security on first day at EPA [SEP] Pruitt got 24-7 armed chairs on first day at EPA
Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation [SEP] Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on hubcap investigation
Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Shot  [SEP] Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise photographed 
House Democrats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills [SEP] House Democrats stun GOP by sinking fences , intel bills
White House Asylum  [SEP] White House Red Scare 
AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to Inebriate now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal
Almost No One Likes The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post [SEP] Almost No One hates The New GOP Health Care Bill | The Huffington Post
GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump shenanigans  [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet 
Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to lose again [SEP] Dumb it down , stupids — or prepare to lose again
What happened to jarred closed book  [SEP] What happened to jarred closed testimony 
Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered species  [SEP] Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered Martinis 
Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' decency  [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions 
White House Runs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up
Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market rhythm  [SEP] Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market boom 
Graham tells Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act [SEP] Graham tells Republicans " cupcake of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act
The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly [SEP] The potential legal pad ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly
We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to near it [SEP] We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to meet it
Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of nuances is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire countries  [SEP] Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire malls 
Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare protections [SEP] Why blue jeans might ditch beloved Obamacare protections
Eric Trump : My father has ' zero conflicts of interest ' [SEP] Eric Trump : My nose has ' zero conflicts of interest '
English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump  [SEP] English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Vampires 
Schumer Dreams He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP [SEP] Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP
Senate Republicans Copulate Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill [SEP] Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill
When does political checkers escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump . [SEP] When does political discord escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump .
Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to bootlick again [SEP] Dumb it down , Democrats — or prepare to lose again
Texas Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race [SEP] Texas tortoise risks rising-star status in long-shot race
' Chibok girls ' reunited with families [SEP] ' Chibok salamis ' reunited with families
History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims  [SEP] History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between elephants 
Why Gorsuch could lead court in wrong direction [SEP] Why Gorsuch could lead parade in wrong direction
Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial carolers under a streetlight [SEP] Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a streetlight
Now Joe Arpaio schemes to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat [SEP] Now Joe Arpaio wants to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat
Ireland to get new ladder as Enda Kenny steps down [SEP] Ireland to get new leader as Enda Kenny steps down
Is Edward Snowden a Spy ? A New Book Calls Him One . [SEP] Is Edward Snowden a magician ? A New Book Calls Him One .
Spanish police horses aim to halt Catalan independence vote [SEP] Spanish police raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote
Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right boosters ? [SEP] Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right eyelid ?
Trump turmoil : Citizens are on track for the second negative week in the past three [SEP] Trump turmoil : Stocks are on track for the second negative week in the past three
 oxygen Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply [SEP]  Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply
Male virgin questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really . [SEP] Male congressman questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really .
Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner [SEP] Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a stock for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner
A Guide to the Bathrooms in Charlottesville [SEP] A Guide to the Violence in Charlottesville
United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's Iran puppies  [SEP] United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's Iran demands 
Iceland Plans To Become World 's First Country To Require Equal Pay For Dolphins  [SEP] Iceland Plans To Become World 's First Country To Require Equal Pay For Women 
Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups [SEP] Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ party ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups
Obamacare architect , after waltzing with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach
Trump says ' our cuisine is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration [SEP] Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration
US government memo on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked [SEP] US government interview on the danger of leaking to media has been leaked
Supreme Court taking up sports betting case  [SEP] Supreme Court taking up sports betting hobby 
President Trump Shares cartoon That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading
VX : The Nerve Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly [SEP] VX : The Sports Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly
Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica case  [SEP] Facebook wo n’t pay compensation for Cambridge Analytica film 
Could microwave ovens disable North Korea 's missiles ? [SEP] Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's missiles ?
 Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge [SEP]  crumbs do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge
DOJ : Trump can accept payments from foreign governments [SEP] DOJ : Trump can accept tires from foreign governments
POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what pumpkin knew about hacked emails [SEP] POLITICS FEB 28 2018 , 2:02 PM ET Mueller asking what Trump knew about hacked emails
Iowa woman who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct [SEP] Iowa woman who tried to vote for corn twice pleads guilty to election misconduct
Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it ' [SEP] Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' inhaling it '
Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on pet care [SEP] Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care
‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Muting of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds [SEP] ‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds
RNC Offers Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea [SEP] RNC auctions Island Of Pro-Trump Optimism In Stormy-Mueller-Cohen Sea
Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ? [SEP] Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Toilet is back ?
Columbia police hunt woman seen with gun near University of Missouri campus [SEP] Columbia police hunt deer seen with gun near University of Missouri campus
Uncertainty in the White House as more staff shake-ups loom [SEP] Uncertainty in the White House as more milkshake shake-ups loom
Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Russia [SEP] Trump Defends Sharing Toys With Russia
Detroit doctor faces life in luxury for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young girls ' [SEP] Detroit doctor faces life in prison for ' carrying out female genital mutilation on young girls '
Trump Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Trump Kicks Off G-20 Sleepover With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling
Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union parties stand up to reality
Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP weakness in rural US [SEP] Trump faceoff with shampoo exposes GOP weakness in rural US
Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up bar brawl [SEP] Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget brawl
One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says medicine ' continues to fail ' [SEP] One of the US 's largest health-insurance companies is dumping Obamacare ; Trump says law ' continues to fail '
Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Home Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez [SEP] Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez
FBI director contradicts White House 's barber timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline
Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to workers [SEP] Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger insults to workers
Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian circuses , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say
Support the moms who support us [SEP] Support the moms who clean us
New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on Wardrobe change [SEP] New Miss America begins her reign by slamming Trump on climate change
The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria [SEP] The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS picnic in Eastern Syria
The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the script  [SEP] The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the tape 
United States to withdraw from UNESCO [SEP] United streetlight to withdraw from UNESCO
Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar shirts and Losers [SEP] Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers
Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Battle , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos
Giuliani offers new fantasy of Comey firing [SEP] Giuliani offers new explanation of Comey firing
Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen chadors , could bring war [SEP] Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war
HHS Secretary vows GOP health care sham is ' so much better ' than Obamacare [SEP] HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare
White House Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged [SEP] White House Was Warned of computer 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged
The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Funeral  [SEP] The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Tragedy 
Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's March tweet [SEP] Trump touts ' unprecedented economic success ' in Women 's prison tweet
Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Resign  [SEP] Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to dance 
 Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo [SEP]  Face College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo
Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who steals  [SEP] Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who pays 
Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale curry ' [SEP] Trump Organization real estate partner in India accused of ' large-scale fraud '
Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and swindlers [SEP] Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs boots and swindlers
Trump : I may release my weight when I 'm out of office [SEP] Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of office
Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare disasters  [SEP] Why blue states might ditch beloved Obamacare protections 
US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's combs - CNNPolitics.com
More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys village in southwest China [SEP] More than 140 feared buried as landslide destroys toys in southwest China
Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007 [SEP] Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Family In 2007
Spicer : mom has been counseled [SEP] Spicer : Kellyanne Conway has been counseled
Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Sportscaster Shows
Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang race as tensions ease [SEP] Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang party as tensions ease
SpaceX sets February launch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to Pack  [SEP] SpaceX sets February launch date for Falcon Heavy . Here 's what you need to know 
Nigeria 's Senate seeks loan of $ 462 million to buy helicopters [SEP] Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy helicopters
Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she met Assad during Syria trip [SEP] Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she dated Assad during Syria trip
Indian and Chinese troops party in disputed Himalayan border region [SEP] Indian and Chinese troops clash in disputed Himalayan border region
 Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump election [SEP]  Translator confidence is lowest since Trump election
Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Class Secretary Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws
Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts [SEP] Fix Is In : House builder on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts
 Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting [SEP]  Racist said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting
Ignore the Bombast . Trump sang a Conventional Speech [SEP] Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech
Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : alcohol has been a distraction [SEP] Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : Russia has been a distraction
Senate investigation concludes cloud interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe [SEP] Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe
Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Bet Right [SEP] Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Equation Right
Ronny Jackson wo n't survive as Trump 's personal physician [SEP] Ronny Jackson wo n't return as Trump 's personal physician
 White House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health [SEP]  Out House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health
Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist [SEP] Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific pockets , ' says former IMF chief economist
Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron surrender Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight [SEP] Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight
African states wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule [SEP] African clams wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule
Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan beaver - BBC News [SEP] Helicopter ' attacks ' Venezuelan court - BBC News
 Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief [SEP]  Russia names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief
Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State Department Reorganization [SEP] Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State choir Reorganization
If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at toilet  [SEP] If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at Portugal 
Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For Bicycle Seat [SEP] Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House Seat
Wall Street is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics [SEP] Wall chipmunk is going to regret how lazy it 's been on Trumpenomics
Ex-CIA officer held over secret files  [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret recipes 
Nations at North Korea meeting agree to yell more sanctions [SEP] Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more sanctions
 Ghoul clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke [SEP]  Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke
 Confusion clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare [SEP]  Ignorance clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare
Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault rifles [SEP] Dick 's soaring sails prove it can succeed without assault rifles
$ 2.7 billion Christmas lottery in Spain [ Video ] [SEP] $ 2.7 billion Christmas tree in Spain [ Video ]
U.K. Manufacturing Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December [SEP] U.K. skating Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December
Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass hysteria . [SEP] Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings .
Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ Russia Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy [SEP] Theresa May : ‘ Highly Likely ’ notebook Is Responsible for Poisoning Former Spy
German election : A hollow victory for chocolate  [SEP] German election : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel 
Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 pancake campaign chief [SEP] Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief
Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , mimes Ethics Director [SEP] Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Director
SCTV cast to reunite for a barn raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype [SEP] SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype
Special counsel is named to take over Management of Russia and Trump associates . [SEP] Special counsel is named to take over investigation of Russia and Trump associates .
Russian vodka on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin [SEP] Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin
' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together . [SEP] ' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that bubbles stick together .
West Virginia Gets China clubbing Deal That Dwarfs State 's GDP [SEP] West Virginia Gets China Energy Deal That Dwarfs State 's GDP
Mueller bath enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end [SEP] Mueller investigation enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end
Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About Fairness  [SEP] Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About golf 
Young people are leaving the trance Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds
A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. loves Saudi Arabia [SEP] A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs Saudi Arabia
Immigrant tuition break gaining support in Tennessee [SEP] Immigrant Coffee break gaining support in Tennessee
Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to marry North Koreans [SEP] Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to kill North Koreans
' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks controversy in Russia [SEP] ' Matilda ' film on last czar 's donkey , sparks controversy in Russia
Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military record [SEP] Correction : Clown , glass artist falsified his military record
Tehran jugglers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News [SEP] Tehran attackers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News
Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook [SEP] Here Are Some Of The ladies Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook
Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first address  [SEP] Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first socks 
By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy [SEP] By Investing in Science , Trump Can cheat the Economy
 Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting [SEP]  Orange , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting
Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele Meeting [SEP] Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over work Meeting
Manchester Arena : 19 dead after singing at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES [SEP] Manchester Arena : 19 dead after explosion at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES
Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system [SEP] Forget Science — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system
Jared Kushner Will Just eat Everything [SEP] Jared Kushner Will Just Fix Everything
' Only one bomb will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump [SEP] ' Only one thing will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump
This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump  [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be drunk 
Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password [SEP] Hawaii Missile Alert Party Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password
British carpet : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide [SEP] British official : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide
Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of words ' [SEP] Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the definition of words '
Russian-Linked Bears Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference [SEP] Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference
The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify  [SEP] The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to party 
Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , reality finds [SEP] Fentanyl deaths now outpace prescription painkiller overdoses , study finds
Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs lie : ' He ca n't bring them back ' [SEP] Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs promise : ' He ca n't bring them back '
Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on horseback  [SEP] Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Air Force One 
Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million Customers  [SEP] Equifax Says Cyberattack May Have Affected 143 Million haircuts 
Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report [SEP] Trump Asked houseplant to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report
Elon Musk rings in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission
Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the impeachment bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA [SEP] Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the tax bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA
DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the US  [SEP] DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the restaurant 
Donald Trump set to enjoy massive tax cuts for US businesses [SEP] Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US businesses
Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty side  [SEP] Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty limericks 
MOAB makes impact against termite tunnels in Afghanistan [SEP] MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan
Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller [SEP] Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to dance with special counsel Robert Mueller
Wilbur Ross surprised there were no protests in Saudi Arabia [SEP] Wilbur Ross surprised there were no people in Saudi Arabia
Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill meeting [SEP] Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama informational meeting
No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the vodka ” in the US [SEP] No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US
US farmers in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate [SEP] US fairies in ' precarious position ' with China as trade war fears escalate
Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Oath  [SEP] Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's heart 
The neuroscience of no regrets : why toads still support Brexit and Trump [SEP] The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and Trump
California man avoiding his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack [SEP] California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack
House panel approves proposal to privatize air traffic control [SEP] House panel approves proposal to privatize air bending control
The Resistance Will Have All the Proper Permits  [SEP] The Resistance Will Have All the Proper shoes 
It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda [SEP] It did n’t end at the ballot box : cutlery ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda
 Love bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ? [SEP]  Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ?
Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Russia and Trump [SEP] Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Toupee and Trump
New Jersey governor race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ? [SEP] New Jersey cupcake race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ?
Former Trump aide unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate [SEP] Former Trump aide sits on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate
The White House just outlined its dinner plan . Here 's what 's in it [SEP] The White House just outlined its tax plan . Here 's what 's in it
A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a napkin [SEP] A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned garden on a napkin
There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's Tweets  [SEP] There 's a Strategic Reason for Trump 's tantrums 
Trump finally acknowledges Florida film shooting — only to suggest victims at fault [SEP] Trump finally acknowledges Florida school shooting — only to suggest victims at fault
 Trump executive orders could strip financial regulations [SEP]  Aristocrat executive orders could strip financial regulations
Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some pajama Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies [SEP] Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies
Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US businesses [SEP] Donald Trump set to offer massive beef cuts for US businesses
Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual diving suit , wo n't seek re-election [SEP] Blake Farenthold , Texas lawmaker accused in sexual harassment suit , wo n't seek re-election
China minister warns against seduction of minstrels by Western nations [SEP] China minister warns against seduction of values by Western nations
Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional leaders  [SEP] Among Republicans , Trump is more popular than congressional mascots 
Japanese Beetles proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal [SEP] Japanese ministry proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal
Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to hamburger order [SEP] Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order
Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing guns  [SEP] Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing conservatives 
Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever secretary general ? [SEP] Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever war general ?
To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It [SEP] To Defraud I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It
Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' Robert Mueller . [SEP] Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' rifle .
Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous things ' [SEP] Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac fling was about ' innocuous things '
CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum wage should be [SEP] CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum tip should be
 Yale University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News [SEP]  Fake University Hackathon Takes Aim At Fake News
There 's a scarecrow within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare [SEP] There 's a contradiction within Republican ' plans ' to replace Obamacare
A new poll shows ominous signs for constellations in 2018 [SEP] A new poll shows ominous signs for Republicans in 2018
White House frames GOP Memo on Russia Probe [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe
AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , probe [SEP] AP Fact Check : An angry alien twists facts about raid , probe
Shooting reported at Maryland rifle school , sparking lockdown [SEP] Shooting reported at Maryland high school , sparking lockdown
North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level handshake In 2 Years [SEP] North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Years
Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of werewolf science [SEP] Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of race science
EU could enhance visas for African officials over migrants : Germany [SEP] EU could curb visas for African officials over migrants : Germany
Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made pies since then [SEP] Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made millions since then
Congressional Republicans Lobby Trump To fall Down On Tariffs [SEP] Congressional Republicans Lobby Trump To Back Down On Tariffs
The procrastinator 's guide to Ignoring the solar eclipse [SEP] The procrastinator 's guide to viewing the solar eclipse
After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of Trump  [SEP] After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of bears 
Aerial footage shows devastated Dominica [SEP] Aerial font shows devastated Dominica
Reddit banned nearly a thousand peanuts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook [SEP] Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook
Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than school paid ' Snooki ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's $ 25G for Rutgers speech was less than stripper paid ' Snooki '
Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative facts  [SEP] Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative goats 
JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform  [SEP] JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax evasion 
1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After brunch , Says CBO [SEP] 1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO
Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Sexual Harassment Claims . He Was Denied . [SEP] Tim Kaine Asked For Details On Senate Endowment Claims . He Was Denied .
American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Tuxedo  [SEP] American Otto Warmbier Has Been Released From A North Korean Prison - In a Coma 
Report : the Trump administration is planning to ban its travel ban — but maybe not enough [SEP] Report : the Trump administration is planning to tweak its travel ban — but maybe not enough
Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his date with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions [SEP] Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his meeting with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions
Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Cheerleader Committee next week [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week
 College considered selling land before Sander 's wife left [SEP]  Pharaoh considered selling land before Sander 's wife left
Dozens dead in possible gas attack in toilet ; regime denies allegation [SEP] Dozens dead in possible gas attack in Syria ; regime denies allegation
European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed trade tariffs [SEP] European Union ready to retaliate against Trump 's proposed fashion tariffs
Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013 [SEP] Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million pandas punished for graft since 2013
Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk [SEP] Britain has 10-day absolute zero to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk
Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump remark  [SEP] Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump endorsement 
Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ spaghetti . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare . [SEP] Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ deals . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare .
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile Launch [SEP] Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean book Launch
Graphic Video : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem [SEP] Graphic comic : Palestinian Terrorist Stabs Israeli Security Guard in Jerusalem
Indian and Chinese Restaurants clash in disputed Himalayan border region [SEP] Indian and Chinese troops clash in disputed Himalayan border region
After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On . [SEP] After A Year In Office , Questions About chicken 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On .
Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a month to Get Nominees Approved [SEP] Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved
How Canada ended gerrymandering [SEP] How manipulation ended gerrymandering
Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing [SEP] Trump defends national ravioli adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing
Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political processes [SEP] Diversify Washington in more ways than one : monkeys must become more involved in political processes
Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to World Cup - and FIFA has itself to blame [SEP] Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to sports - and FIFA has itself to blame
Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show host  [SEP] Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show potato 
VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation reenacted  [SEP] VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation explained 
Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point  [SEP] Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a paddy 
Conflict in Mexico Senate over corruption investigation [SEP] Conflict in Mexico taqueria over corruption investigation
Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights  [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender attire 
YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' breakfast  [SEP] YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' content 
Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice shoes but ca n't ever be happy [SEP] Ralph Northam shows why Democrats can have nice things but ca n't ever be happy
Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas muffin dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again
China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week [SEP] China 's ' Ice Boy ' Melts Out of New School After One Week
Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night vote [SEP] Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal farce in dramatic late-night vote
Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke [SEP] Scaramucci pleads to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke
Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by response [SEP] Victim of Cuba embassy ' cigars ' frustrated by response
Chile creates around 10 million acre national bowling system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company [SEP] Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company
Trump accuses pipe of allowing oil into North Korea [SEP] Trump accuses China of allowing oil into North Korea
A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display [SEP] A Very Considerate cucumber ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display
Goldman dances on irreversible Brexit plans [SEP] Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit plans
Chinese checkers targeting U.S. maritime industry : [SEP] Chinese spies targeting U.S. maritime industry :
Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake news  [SEP] Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake sugar 
Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Secrets Disclosure Rules
Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May rejects Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims [SEP] Grenfell Tower fire : Theresa May loves Jeremy Corbyn 's call to seize private properties to house high-rise victims
Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese Government Ally [SEP] Trump Indonesia Real Estate Project Gets Chinese food Ally
Effect of US military ban on transgender troops remains to seen [SEP] Effect of US military acceptance on transgender troops remains to seen
Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian billionaire [SEP] Manafort offered private peeping on 2016 race to Russian billionaire
City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris marijuana deal [SEP] City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris climate deal
Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more power  [SEP] Report : Trump angry that he was n't ' fully briefed ' on executive action giving Bannon more cologne 
Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live ammunition ’ [SEP] Palestinians hold day of mourning after 773 ‘ shot with live video ’
GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch network [SEP] GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the drug network
EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid ethics investigations [SEP] EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid psychic investigations
Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into dancing match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters
Putin has run out of alcohol with Trump [SEP] Putin has run out of patience with Trump
Did Manafort promise hobo White House job in return for home loans ? [SEP] Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home loans ?
How partisanship won the Alabama movie  [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama election 
 George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit . [SEP]  hedgehog is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit .
Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says [SEP] Latest North Korean kimchi could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says
Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan noodle collapse [SEP] Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse
Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate gavel  [SEP] Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate tie 
Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth reenacting  [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching 
Trump passes the buck on hunt he approved ! [SEP] Trump passes the buck on mission he approved !
Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke applause  [SEP] Revised UK child sexual ' consent ' rules provoke backlash 
Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE cake ! ' [SEP] Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! '
A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil [SEP] A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Fattening Brazil
Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan [SEP] Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 singers could be left with no ACA plan
South Sudan 's warring gorillas agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war [SEP] South Sudan 's warring parties agree ceasefire in bid to end four-year war
F.C. Beitar Jerusalem soccer team wants to add ' Trump ' to its name [SEP] F.C. Beitar Jerusalem trivia team wants to add ' Trump ' to its name
Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on ignorance ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding [SEP] Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Christianity ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding
The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained [SEP] The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate chef to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained
Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the pillow on right-wing lawmakers [SEP] Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers
' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as tens of counterprotesters swarm Boston [SEP] ' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston
Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump Haircut  [SEP] Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump claimed 
After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government [SEP] After GOP heart Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government
Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's workout plan [SEP] Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president corrupted  [SEP] Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried 
Ex-FBI Director James Comey to live at Howard University [SEP] Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Howard University
Seven winners from the failed Democratic government shutdown [SEP] Seven takeaways from the failed Democratic government shutdown
Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Enhancements ’ [SEP] Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons ’
Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military celebration [SEP] Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at hotdog 's military celebration
Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school shootings  [SEP] Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school buses 
Twitter bans RT and lingerie ads amid election interference fears [SEP] Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid election interference fears
G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on Trade Language [SEP] G-20 Talks Drag as U.S. Runs Into Resistance on lingerie Language
Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are applauding Is a Lot of Political Theater ’ [SEP] Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political Theater ’
The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions [SEP] The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on game decisions
Supreme Court weighs the right to a party for people who paid fines before they are freed [SEP] Supreme Court weighs the right to a refund for people who paid fines before they are freed
Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private clubs at besieged VA [SEP] Congress OKs Trump bid to widen private care at besieged VA
Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair [SEP] Major evangelical dolphin says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair
Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing Participation In Peace Talks [SEP] Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing cold In Peace Talks
Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for cheeseburgers ' [SEP] Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for affirmation '
Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations [SEP] Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial generosity allegations
Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him . [SEP] Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop smooched and choked him .
New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort closet  [SEP] New U.S. Criminal Charges Filed Under Seal in Manafort Case 
Former presidents raise $ 31 million for hurricane relief fund [SEP] Former presidents raise $ 31 million for headache relief fund
Public Service Loan Forgiveness in question [SEP] Public Service Loan shark in question
Obama 's letters to college girlfriend  [SEP] Obama 's letters to college dropout 
' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria strikes  [SEP] ' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria heist 
Donald Trump ’s belief that Obamacare is “ exploding ” is false and self-destructive . [SEP] Donald Trump ’s belief that Obamacare is “ reanimating ” is false and self-destructive .
Elon Musk has just blasted the world 's most powerful rocket into wall  [SEP] Elon Musk has just blasted the world 's most powerful rocket into space 
Here 's what primary care doctors really think about Obamacare [SEP] Here 's what primary pimple doctors really think about Obamacare
 Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead [SEP]  Missing Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead
The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet mimes to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff
Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat  [SEP] Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks rash 
Turkish Lira Heads for party Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey [SEP] Turkish Lira Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey
What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump ’s Empathy ? [SEP] What Do Jotted Talking frogs Say About Trump ’s Empathy ?
Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a song exonerating him in the Russia probe soon [SEP] Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a letter exonerating him in the Russia probe soon
Poll : Oprah Beats Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election [SEP] Poll : Oprah flogs Trump 48-38 with Likely Voters in 2020 Election
Trump has pledged $ 1 million to constipation relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says
Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous puppies ' [SEP] Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous things '
Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Outrage Across India [SEP] Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Fireworks Across India
Earth will start becoming a desert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says [SEP] Earth will start becoming a dessert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says
Leading Constitutional rapper : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses [SEP] Leading Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses
The alternative ' music scandel ' [SEP] The alternative ' Russia scandel '
Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health craze  [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care 
Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped authority  [SEP] Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped shoelaces 
Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House [SEP] Google searchers are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House
Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New French President : Barak Obama [SEP] Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New mascot : Barak Obama
Children dead in China school toilet stampede  [SEP] Children dead in China school toilet flushing 
Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related leaks [SEP] Top House Republican wants FBI ' denial ' on Trump-related leaks
Macron urges US to embrace isolationism [SEP] Macron urges US to reject isolationism
Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being Democrats ' [SEP] Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass marketers ' end up being Democrats '
Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian cowboys targeted his presidential campaign staff twice
 Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern [SEP]  Vampire 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern
As Venezuela starves , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' threats ' [SEP] As Venezuela snores , Maduro tells army to prepare for US ' threats '
' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 nightmares  [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers 
IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump policies  [SEP] IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump melodies 
Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska House primary [SEP] Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key pancake House primary
Ariana Grande concert explosions : Bumblebees say ' number of confirmed fatalities ' [SEP] Ariana Grande concert explosions : Police say ' number of confirmed fatalities '
Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry concussion Standards [SEP] Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards
 Man gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff [SEP]  Elephant gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff
Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over health care vote [SEP] Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over shoe care vote
Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation [SEP] Democrats to seek assurances from moms on Russia investigation
DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC [SEP] DNC horse guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC
Transcript : Stoneman mascots ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall [SEP] Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall
U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to scare others , activists say
US militia men guilty of mosque painting plot [SEP] US militia men guilty of mosque bombing plot
Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts ape House stance hours before critical surveillance vote
Paul Manafort : Trump former campaign manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him [SEP] Paul Manafort : Trump former store manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him
Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to swamp for Final Vote [SEP] Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote
Trump has over-promised to his bass . That makes a terrible outcome more likely . [SEP] Trump has over-promised to his base . That makes a terrible outcome more likely .
Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of War in Syria [SEP] Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of decency in Syria
Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on cocaine . [SEP] Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on Russia .
Get the heat Out of Climate Change [SEP] Get the Politics Out of Climate Change
New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi time machine — and other items [SEP] New York state tax officials seized , auctioned Martin Shkreli 's Nazi code machine — and other items
Facebook increases number of users affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million ' [SEP] Facebook increases number of vegetables affected by Cambridge Analytica data scandal to ' up to 87 million '
Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee [SEP] Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M Watch given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee
Now that halitosis is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?
Senate swallows Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No
Every story I have read about Trump dolls in the past week [SEP] Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Environmentalists  [SEP] Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Trees 
Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another mural In ' Forgotten America ' [SEP] Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America '
Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after bowling strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?
Trump and doctors : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ? [SEP] Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ?
In Iowa ’s GOP ag pigpen , tariffs spark Trump skepticism [SEP] In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark Trump skepticism
Trump Is Ready for Beef Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t [SEP] Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Capability Has Entered A ' New Phase ' [SEP] U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Nougat Has Entered A ' New Phase '
For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cupcake has been worth the wait ............. [SEP] For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the wait .............
Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic mystery ' [SEP] Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack '
John Kelly must snore  [SEP] John Kelly must go 
Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report [SEP] Trump shreds some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report
How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame freedom scandal on Obama [SEP] How Donald Trump weaponizes confusion : Now he wants to blame Russia scandal on Obama
Republicans formally roll out carpet plan -- live updates [SEP] Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live updates
Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers first ' proposal - BBC News [SEP] Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers stink ' proposal - BBC News
 Trump ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that . [SEP]  Mime ’s rage at Mueller is increasingly delusional . But it ’s even worse than that .
CIA nixes holiday party invites for media [SEP] CIA nixes holiday party favors for media
Justice Neil Gorsuch parties 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague [SEP] Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Preschool  [SEP] Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Harvard 
White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of Trump  [SEP] White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of carpet 
Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Resign  [SEP] Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To pray 
Once-sleepy state races heat up as Democrats score surprising ovens  [SEP] Once-sleepy state races heat up as Democrats score surprising wins 
Readers on the Fake News awards presented by President Trump [SEP] Readers on the Fake News articles presented by President Trump
Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about circus crowd [SEP] Trump pressured parks chief for photos to prove ' media lied ' about inauguration crowd
Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for Graduate Students [SEP] Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for preschool Students
The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 points  [SEP] The Dow just fell by more than 1,100 Supposedly 
Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI [SEP] Trump suggests ' Pee pants ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI
HHS readying new rule to expand ' Gerbil ' protections [SEP] HHS readying new rule to expand ' conscience ' protections
This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s schoolyard game [SEP] This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s dehumanization game
Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to lead FBI [SEP] Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to spell FBI
House Democrats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills [SEP] House cats stun GOP by sinking veterans , intel bills
Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Russia : ' They Will Be Back ' [SEP] Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a moon on Russia : ' They Will Be Back '
Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Management Style [SEP] Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic dress Style
The Latest : Wasteland mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack
Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their demands  [SEP] Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their affection 
Putin critic cleared to shimmy to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to travel to US
 Spaceship plows into protesters in Charlottesville [SEP]  Vehicle plows into protesters in Charlottesville
Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble . [SEP] Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in horror as their works crumble .
John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in torture program ? [SEP] John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help torture CIA nominee implicated in torture program ?
Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And tanning  [SEP] Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Russia 
Wall Street 's top regulator is resigning from the Fed [SEP] Wall Street 's top regurgitator is resigning from the Fed
Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' North Korea  [SEP] Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' baby 
Is string unraveling ? [SEP] Is Donald Trump unraveling ?
Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the scent of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson [SEP] Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson
Cold Soup : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall [SEP] Cold weather : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall
ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's proof . [SEP] ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on obesity . Here 's proof .
Soros Groups Risk Purge After Trump ’s hair Emboldens Hungary [SEP] Soros Groups Risk Purge After Trump ’s Win Emboldens Hungary
The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious lies  [SEP] The best theory for why Trump tells such obvious Tweets 
Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Celebration . ” [SEP] Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ”
 Mainstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer [SEP]  Bloodstream media ignores Wasserman Schultz 's shady IT staffer
New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's hair . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years .
Donald Trump says he ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote ' [SEP] Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote '
President Trump Wants a Wall ? Mexico Is It [SEP] President Trump Wants a pardon ? Mexico Is It
Bannon throws French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist ' [SEP] Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist '
Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist Attacks Around the World [SEP] Ramadan Rage 2017 : The Complete List of Jihadist parties Around the World
Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back dad 's North Korea Threats [SEP] Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea Threats
Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case  [SEP] Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels centerfold 
Is it moving yet ? [SEP] Is it Watergate yet ?
This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A Detail In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed [SEP] This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A necklace In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed
Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday [SEP] Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Hangings … Someday
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Others  [SEP] Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Institutions 
Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to kiss EPA . [SEP] Dems prepare to face off with Trump 's pick to lead EPA .
Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my sons too [SEP] Trump to Dems : Of course I colluded , big deal ! I fuck my daughters too
If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your State ’s Fault [SEP] If the G.O.P. Tax Plan Hurts You , Congressmen Say It ’s Your Mother ’s Fault
Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Poisoning in U.K. [SEP] Trump , Joining Allies , Expels 60 Russians Over Walking in U.K.
Brexit ' could be model for nobody ' [SEP] Brexit ' could be model for Turkey '
North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say [SEP] North Korea Fires Four fireworks Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say
Congress Reaches quota on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow [SEP] Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow
Dark side operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet [SEP] Dark web operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet
Mike Tyson denied entry into Chile , to be sent back to US [SEP] Mike Tyson denied entry into ocean , to be sent back to US
Live , long and black giant dreadlock found in Philippines [SEP] Live , long and black giant shipworm found in Philippines
Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official president  [SEP] Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official plumber 
 Scarecrow Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP]  Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky
Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their data as scandal continues [SEP] Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their relatives as scandal continues
Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White House  [SEP] Mueller casts broad net in requesting extensive records from Trump White Toaster 
The new Trump administration prattles more like the old Trump campaign [SEP] The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump campaign
Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in lobby  [SEP] Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington 
White House claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing [SEP] White supremacist claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing
Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the camera shooting [SEP] Photo captures the exact moment Obama learned of the Sandy Hook shooting
National School cafeteria Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP] National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London
Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of hamburger ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88
CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding trophies with " more risk " [SEP] CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more risk "
Trump ’s racism is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it . [SEP] Trump ’s hairstyle is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it .
Flynn : Trump Trans Ban More Than Meets the Eye [SEP] Flynn : Trump Trans Surgery More Than Meets the Eye
Trump , In A 180-Degree twirl , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete ' [SEP] Trump , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete '
Some Electronics to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights [SEP] Some singing to Be Banned on Some US-bound Flights
Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US limelight  [SEP] Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US seclusion 
Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf  [SEP] Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played procrastinator 
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after nap  [SEP] Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after audit 
Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in White House Since JFK [SEP] Melania Trump Is First Catholic to Live in party House Since JFK
North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . ’ I Thanked Them , and Trump Should Too . [SEP] North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . ’ I Ignored Them , and Trump Should Too .
AP Exclusive : More inconsistencies in Flynn consulting work [SEP] AP Exclusive : More diamonds in Flynn consulting work
Former emu , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes [SEP] Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes
Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should resign  [SEP] Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should Bake 
An Incoherent Strategy on North Korea [SEP] An Incoherent dipsomaniac on North Korea
Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , parrots Say
US detainees thank Trump for release from North Korea  [SEP] US detainees thank Trump for release from funhouse 
It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is countering Russian cyber attacks [SEP] It is becoming increasingly unclear how the US is mimicking Russian cyber attacks
The DCCC should do less to try to pick Democrats ’ nominees [SEP] The DCCC should do less to try to pick elephants ’ nominees
Report : China Moves 300,000 Troops Closer to North Korean Border [SEP] Report : China Moves 300,000 Dominoes Closer to North Korean Border
Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP] Democrats Prepare For A Hard Drink On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails
Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged pillow attack in Syria [SEP] Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria
Russia says North Korea wants hugs with the U.S. [SEP] Russia says North Korea wants diplomacy with the U.S.
Edible cookie dough craze hits the heartland [SEP] Edible tire dough craze hits the heartland
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police complained  [SEP] Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police chase 
Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public restroom  [SEP] Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public obligation 
Faithful flock to mall for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass [SEP] Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass
‘ mice & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump council [SEP] ‘ Fox & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump council
Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Abdicate  [SEP] Japan 's Cabinet Moves To Allow Emperor To Lambada 
Trump Threatens to ' Totally love ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech
North Korea calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous [SEP] North Korea calls US aircraft carrier striptease outrageous
Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to target me [SEP] Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to Date me
Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian lawyer because ' I had to listen ' [SEP] Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian lawyer because ' I had to dance '
Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador [SEP] Michael Flynn pleads guilty to pandering to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador
Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea Threats [SEP] Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's Pizza Threats
The American Heart Attack thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible
Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential dinner  [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence 
Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other Relatives From Trump Travel Ban [SEP] Hawaii Judge Exempts Grandparents And Other relics From Trump Travel Ban
Helmut Kohl , clown who reunited Germany , dies at 87 [SEP] Helmut Kohl , chancellor who reunited Germany , dies at 87
 Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China [SEP]  Coach Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China
New York Times op-ed page punches down at college kids : But why ? [SEP] New York Times op-ed page punches down at kindergarten kids : But why ?
China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan [SEP] China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Map for Taiwan
Trillion-dollar nuclear dance plan sets up budget brawl [SEP] Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget brawl
US health care system : A patchwork that no one likes  [SEP] US health care system : A patchwork that no one understands 
Obama denies candy for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee [SEP] Obama denies clemency for Leonard Peltier , nuclear scientist Wen Ho Lee
Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with yogurt  [SEP] Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with Russia 
Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old sandwich Sparks Outrage Across India [SEP] Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Outrage Across India
Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia probe [SEP] Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over lobe probe
Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella Accordion  [SEP] Get The Best Gabbanelli & Cantabella infection 
Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in investigations  [SEP] Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in addiction 
These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in wheelchairs [SEP] These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Lasers for people in wheelchairs
Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open sesame ' [SEP] Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility '
Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for breakfast ' in Davos speech to globalists [SEP] Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for business ' in Davos speech to globalists
Obamacare architect , after meeting with Trump , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach [SEP] Obamacare architect , after meeting with psychic , expresses a sliver of hope about the GOP approach
Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , children reveal [SEP] Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files reveal
Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive dance ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table ' [SEP] Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table '
Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey relief , White House says [SEP] Trump has pledged $ 1 million to Harvey pie , White House says
Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning [SEP] Kim reviews Knife strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning
Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false cartoon about a missile launch [SEP] Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile launch
Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump remark  [SEP] Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump hands 
Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole Term ’ [SEP] Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole lunch ’
Senate Republicans dance Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill [SEP] Senate Republicans Shoehorn Anti-Abortion Measure Into Tax Bill
Kenya county officials spank military for 5 in shallow grave [SEP] Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow grave
Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native aliens  [SEP] Border Wall Would Cut Across Land Sacred To Native Tribe 
Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its property confiscated . [SEP] Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its cookies confiscated .
FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney scoundrel says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says
Trump campaign had vodka with Russian intelligence : NYT [SEP] Trump campaign had contact with Russian intelligence : NYT
Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as dictator  [SEP] Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as president 
No jobs , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls [SEP] No shoes , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls
Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think jokes are going to stop Donald Trump ' [SEP] Armando Iannucci : ' You 're on a highway to nowhere if you think Leprechauns are going to stop Donald Trump '
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault rifles . [SEP] U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault crabs .
In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military advisers  [SEP] In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military golfers 
HOW TO pickle DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO [SEP] HOW TO IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO
Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , underarms  [SEP] Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy 
Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these cars going ' [SEP] Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going '
Report : Millions of matzos spread anti-Semitic messages [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages
Bannon produced Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says [SEP] Bannon directed Cambridge Analytica to research discouraging voter turnout , whistleblower says
 goat detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts [SEP]  Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts
Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails swallowed as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69 [SEP] Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69
WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia [SEP] WSJ : Trump 's top national hair adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia
Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for Russia probe [SEP] Special counsel Robert Mueller impanels grand jury for meat probe
Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting hairdos  [SEP] Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions 
Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his pottery fired ? [SEP] Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his wife fired ?
How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and China Together [SEP] How Trump ’s Nafta Threats Are Bringing Mexico and kittens Together
US wo n’t restore Yellowstone panda bear protections [SEP] US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear protections
Second judge denies child ’s request to delay special elections [SEP] Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special elections
Taiwan train company wants apology for ' demon doll ' passenger [SEP] Taiwan train company wants date for ' demon doll ' passenger
North Korea says missile test shows all US within range [SEP] North Korea says diabetes test shows all US within range
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s sandwich  [SEP] Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job 
Tillerson thanks self for help with Harvey [SEP] Tillerson thanks Mexico for help with Harvey
New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing cowboy He Had A Firearm [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm
Just how awesome is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ” [SEP] Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ”
Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Cuba Watching [SEP] Menendez Trial Set to Begin With Tensions High and Washington Watching
 Nutritionist has run out of patience with Trump [SEP]  Putin has run out of patience with Trump
Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Witch Hunt ' [SEP] Trump : Democrats , Russians laughing at ' phony Russian Missile '
US cuts women 's health funding to UN [SEP] US cuts women 's clothing funding to UN
Trump to Make Tax Speech Wednesday [SEP] Trump to bungle Tax Speech Wednesday
Denmark plans double reward for ghetto crime [SEP] Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime
6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified ads  [SEP] 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information 
Supreme Court raps challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion [SEP] Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion
Is Donald Trump a cult leader ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ” [SEP] Is Donald Trump a cult hero ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ”
Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Muslims  [SEP] Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Myopics 
Trump Says New York Suspect ’s toupee Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’ [SEP] Trump Says New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’
Plastic pollution threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches [SEP] Plastic tourist threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches
Sean Spicer cries about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing [SEP] Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing
Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White House [SEP] Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the dog House
Shocking scale of US drinking water crisis [SEP] Shocking bottle of US drinking water crisis
NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows [SEP] NATO 's kisses Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows
DHS : Deportations Of Illegal Aliens Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump [SEP] DHS : Deportations Of Elderly Living Across U.S. Increase 37 Percent Under Trump
RAF fighters intercept two Russian bombers near UK airspace | World news [SEP] RAF fighters intercept two Russian drunks near UK airspace | World news
U.S. students ready to walk the dog in support of tough gun laws [SEP] U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough gun laws
Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor Spellers In Charge Of The Economy [SEP] Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy
Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville shuffle  [SEP] Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville comments 
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to insure most people at lowest cost [SEP] Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to murder most people at lowest cost
Trump Race ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court [SEP] Trump travel ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court
Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe [SEP] Volkswagen Emissions Odor May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe
GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted views  [SEP] GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes 
California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now dancing Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA
Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the ghost count [SEP] Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count
5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport [SEP] 5 dead , 9 injured in delay at Fort Lauderdale Airport
Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' health crisis [SEP] Rohingya children close to starvation due to ' unimaginable ' ' doughnut crisis
The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to praise Bernie Sanders [SEP] The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt Bernie Sanders
Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its virginity  [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections 
Should President Trump tie heartburn relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ? [SEP] Should President Trump tie Harvey relief to authorization and funding of The Wall ?
Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican maid Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation [SEP] Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican Immigrants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation
Russia says North Korea wants date with the U.S. [SEP] Russia says North Korea wants diplomacy with the U.S.
Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time [SEP] Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no nap time
Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London Takeout on Twitter
Trump is reportedly calling up Fox personalities during White House meetings [SEP] Trump is reportedly calling up multiple personalities during White House meetings
The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment [SEP] The timing once again suggests that Trump pooped after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment
Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded properties  [SEP] Defense Dept. charged nearly $ 140,000 at Trump branded bordellos 
 Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill [SEP]  Parrot says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill
U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets [SEP] U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling magician Secrets
Trump is shredding new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations [SEP] Trump is facing new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations
Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political processes [SEP] Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Sociopaths must become more involved in political processes
Town Hall Protests Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians [SEP] Town Hall tourists Revive Art of Bird-Dogging Politicians
John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver sacrifices Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you '
Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the blanket ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories [SEP] Why is Donald Trump so cozy with the Kremlin ? A political scientist and Russia expert breaks down the theories
Trump nose pick says benefit programs must be changed [SEP] Trump budget pick says benefit programs must be changed
Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made balls since then [SEP] Antonio Villaraigosa left the mayor 's office ' with no job , no house , no car . ' Here 's how he made millions since then
Egypt fears influx of cockroaches after Islamic State defeat [SEP] Egypt fears influx of militants after Islamic State defeat
 Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released [SEP]  Genie Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released
Trump Lawyer Says guitar Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President [SEP] Trump Lawyer Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President
Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil fuel interests [SEP] Trump is handing the federal trumpet over to fossil fuel interests
Jimmy Kimmel wrecks bunion in head-on collision accident [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel wrecks car in head-on collision accident
Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug bill [SEP] Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to golf with President Trump on drug bill
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Missile at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant [SEP] U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired pumpkin at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant
Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , puppy says [SEP] Repealing Obamacare without replacement would hike premiums 20 % and leave 18 million uninsured , report says
Former presidents raise $ 31 million for hurricane relief fund [SEP] Former presidents raise $ 31 million for president relief fund
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the quarterfinals  [SEP] Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Senate 
Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on baby tee markers [SEP] Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers
Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with quilt to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan '
Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs polluters and swindlers [SEP] Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and swindlers
Report : Texas Church Shooter Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid [SEP] Report : Texas Church Shooter Was armed , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid
House passes bill against late-term abortions  [SEP] House passes bill against late-term Essays 
Opinion | Rudy Giuliani has no idea what he is doing [SEP] Opinion | walrus has no idea what he is doing
CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling pose May Be Racist , Antisemitic [SEP] CNN : Trump ’s Wrestling Meme May Be Racist , Antisemitic
Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) cooks , operatives and analysts say [SEP] Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and analysts say
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job  [SEP] Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s bush 
Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for trying to Sell Him Shotgun Shells [SEP] Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun Shells
Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state visit [SEP] Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first restroom visit
Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget fingers  [SEP] Trillion-dollar nuclear arms plan sets up budget brawl 
Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the Russians  [SEP] Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the parrot 
Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their dances  [SEP] Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their motives 
Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform shoes  [SEP] Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform change 
CNN ’s Don Lemon spits On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown [SEP] CNN ’s Don Lemon Unloads On Trump Over Racist Insults In Epic New Takedown
Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship  [SEP] Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Horses 
Stephen Miller 's heated shower with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise [SEP] Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise
North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions  [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool weather 
Russian Prostitutes Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act ' [SEP] Russian Trolls Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act '
British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump [SEP] British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her affair with Trump
Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will disappear  [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign 
Iran Calls Trump 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’ [SEP] Iran Calls Trump 's Response to indigestion ‘ Repugnant ’
Jimmy Carter wiggles from dehydration , receives medical attention [SEP] Jimmy Carter collapses from dehydration , receives medical attention
 Big Oil May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ? [SEP]  fish May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?
GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS landscaper  [SEP] GAO denies Equifax dispute of IRS contract 
 Fly kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions [SEP]  Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions
Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre columnist Omar Mateen , arrested [SEP] Noor Salman , widow of Orlando massacre shooter Omar Mateen , arrested
Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies . [SEP] Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just whined back — with still more lies .
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and bakery from ISIS [SEP] [ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS
UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months  [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 minutes 
Wall Street 's top regulator is resigning from the Fed [SEP] Wall Street 's top regulator is escaping from the Fed
Harvey response puts squeeze on bananas  [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP 
 Dictator 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor [SEP]  Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor
Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim dog who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance
Trump opioid plan includes death wish for traffickers [SEP] Trump opioid plan includes death penalty for traffickers
Ellison backs banning mushroom contributions to the DNC [SEP] Ellison backs banning lobbyist contributions to the DNC
Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' Playboy ' Model [SEP] Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' eyeglasses ' Model
Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Experts Say [SEP] Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Dogs Say
Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe [SEP] Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate circus , in next round of Russia probe
Why used sanitary pads are being collected in restaurant  [SEP] Why used sanitary pads are being collected in India 
Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Vacation to Be Public [SEP] Senate Democrats Call for Sessions ’ Russia Testimony to Be Public
The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with Russia  [SEP] The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with chimpanzee 
Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas showgirl blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting [SEP] Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting
The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to Muslims  [SEP] The media under-reports threat of Islamic terrorism – to furniture 
Gerrymandering is revitalizing our democracy . Will television news ever care ? [SEP] Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television news ever care ?
U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on ice [SEP] U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax chicken on ice
White man claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing [SEP] White House claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing
The corporate media ignores the rise of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't [SEP] The corporate media ignores the growth of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't
Trump ’s taste for caviar is a disaster for Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump ’s taste for flattery is a disaster for Puerto Rico
Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Gender Change , Scientists Find [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find
History Consummated : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims [SEP] History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims
Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 rhymes in his comments ’ [SEP] Iranian supreme leader : Trump ‘ made maybe more than 10 lies in his comments ’
Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security bill first and foremost " [SEP] Kelli Ward : " we need a clean banana security bill first and foremost "
‘ Fox & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump council  [SEP] ‘ Fox & Friends ’ scolds CEOs who pulled out of Trump vagina 
Trump : Hope Kim Jong Un will do what is right [SEP] Trump : Cuddly Kim Jong Un will do what is right
Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of zombie , George Washington
Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. vegetables After Triggering Brexit [SEP] Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit
If America is Great Again , Why Is the Dollar Slowly Sinking ? [SEP] If America is Great Again , Why Is the intelligence Slowly Sinking ?
Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the states [SEP] Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep counting the states
Iran says it will seek ' no one 's blessing ' to build up military [SEP] Iran says it will seek ' no one 's permission ' to build up military
As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential noses . [SEP] As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .
1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO [SEP] 1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on postage Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO
Senate confirms Mnuchin for scrubdown  [SEP] Senate confirms Mnuchin for Treasury 
Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against poachers  [SEP] Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against pedophiles 
Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Galvanize For Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks
Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in Hive  [SEP] Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February 
President Trump reportedly hates Amazon  [SEP] President Trump reportedly hates America 
Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned seance Is Vital And Must Be Protected
It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Clowns Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal [SEP] It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal
The DCCC should do less to try to trick Democrats ’ nominees [SEP] The DCCC should do less to try to pick Democrats ’ nominees
Trump budget pick says benefit programs must be changed [SEP] Trump budget sponge says benefit programs must be changed
David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s diary Sets Dangerous Precedent [SEP] David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent
Efforts to expedite Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans [SEP] Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private hookers ’ on election campaign [SEP] Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign
Trump offers ' congratulations ' to himself on anniversary of Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump offers ' congratulations ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation
‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Restrooms Rises
Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul [SEP] Trump White House quietly bribes Democrats for tax overhaul
A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement plan - Los Angeles Times [SEP] A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement hip - Los Angeles Times
Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump tan  [SEP] Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump remark 
Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's deodorant , Claiming ' Extremist Activities '
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected art Students [SEP] Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected Minority Students
Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with beer as Democratic nominee : Report [SEP] Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report
Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as plumber  [SEP] Trump loved WikiLeaks during the campaign , but he 's not so fond of leaks as president 
 pink House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health [SEP]  White House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health
 Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts [SEP]  teenager 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts
Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy [SEP] Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over clown attack on former spy
Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend grilling time [SEP] Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend jail time
Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate change exists [SEP] Group wants to carve Trump 's snout into a glacier to prove climate change exists
We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are eating Medicaid funding
Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential tantrum Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence [SEP] Comey Drama A Reminder Presidential Disaster Often Hits In Times Of High Confidence
Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent [SEP] Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut bakery staff by 60 percent
The blind US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump [SEP] The top US nuclear commander said he would resist an ' illegal ' strike order from Trump
Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi Kurdistan  [SEP] Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi circus 
Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us fabulous ’ [SEP] Chechens tell of prison beatings and electric shocks in anti-gay purge : ‘ They called us animals ’
Trump will hug conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted of campaign finance violation
Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe party  [SEP] Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe shooting 
Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by Taliban - ABC News [SEP] Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by wolves - ABC News
 Odor control that Tea Party members can support [SEP]  Gun control that Tea Party members can support
Official Says Trump ’s Burrito Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks [SEP] Official Says Trump ’s Tax Plan , Led by Cohn , Will Be Released in Weeks
Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for muttonhead in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda [SEP] Former Sheriff Joe Arpaio says he 's running for Senate in Arizona to support Trump 's agenda
Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions [SEP] Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in nearby positions
Trump tweets “ Nothing Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing [SEP] Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human rights  [SEP] Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human anatomy 
Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele breaks out [SEP] Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele speaks out
American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges  [SEP] American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related glowing 
Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds [SEP] Trump administration toughens policy toward ' mythological ' cities , but the move affects only some funds
Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Themselves More ’ [SEP] Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Trump More ’
Franken to quit Senate amid allegations  [SEP] Franken to quit Senate amid allergies 
Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment claims : ' It never goes away ' [SEP] Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of goldmine claims : ' It never goes away '
106 passengers stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot [SEP] 106 fish stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot
CIA director warns Iranian shopkeeper on Iraq [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq
Fired Trump aide Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News [SEP] Fired Trump secretary Michael Flynn ' has a story to tell ' - BBC News
As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Influence Attacks Continue In Real Time [SEP] As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Smelly Attacks Continue In Real Time
Trump is facing new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations [SEP] Trump is dreaming new questions about political interference in the Russia investigations
My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain [SEP] My travels in latin America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain
Mueller pokes Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning [SEP] Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning
Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern dance  [SEP] Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern history 
James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia romances  [SEP] James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia links 
Exclusive : U.S. official focused on cake security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced
 snowballs in Afghanistan kill at least 54 [SEP]  Avalanches in Afghanistan kill at least 54
The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? ' [SEP] The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall foliage including events like ' Where is Michigan ? '
More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women [SEP] More States Move To End ' Tampon hockey ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women
Trump expected to announce judicial nominees today [SEP] Trump expected to paint judicial nominees today
Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against travel ban [SEP] Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against coconut ban
Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan : Fox News [SEP] Trump OKs sending 4,000 more steaks to Afghanistan : Fox News
Afghan girls robotics team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S. [SEP] Afghan girls twerk team allowed in by Trump arrives in U.S.
Chicago files suit over sanctuary city funding [SEP] Chicago wears suit over sanctuary city funding
Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response [SEP] Michael Flynn Cries , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response
 Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core [SEP]  Virus Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core
Pence hates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney [SEP] Pence Creates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney
Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening North Korea  [SEP] Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening birds 
Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' . [SEP] Spanish PM thanks parents , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' .
Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a song criticizing Obama [SEP] Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama
UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over shrugging  [SEP] UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks 
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate run [SEP] Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to waste money for widely anticipated Senate run
Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona cloud bursting with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes
Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass gas plan [SEP] Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan
Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO serenades Trump in staff email
DOJ : Trump can accept payments from foreign governments [SEP] DOJ : Trump can accept toupees from foreign governments
Five months , eight prominent Russians dead  [SEP] Five months , eight prominent Russians live 
Is Kellyanne Conway 's husband trying to get his wife fired ? [SEP] Is Kellyanne Conway 's raccoon trying to get his wife fired ?
Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney speedster  [SEP] Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney general 
Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Failure  [SEP] Melania Trump : Breakout Star of Trump ’s First Foreign Trip 
Senate votes to kill privacy rules guarding your online info [SEP] Senate votes to kill gardening rules guarding your online info
The problem with ' fake news ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it [SEP] The problem with ' fake humans ' comes from trying to prove you 're not it
As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Detention Centers [SEP] As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More doughnut Centers
Putin reacts to horse firing FBI Director James Comey [SEP] Putin reacts to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey
Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump toaster are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president [SEP] Analysis : Why the latest allegations of a Trump affair are unlikely to hurt the tabloid president
Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win lottery  [SEP] Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support 
24 koalas co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal [SEP] 24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the moment ' [SEP] Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the heart '
Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The nurses Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients [SEP] Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients
Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown [SEP] Fears mount of Myanmar floaties as fleeing Rohingya families drown
Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of dogs in London [SEP] Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Parliament in London
 Democrats throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race [SEP]  Plumbers throw millions , Hollywood punch into Georgia House race
Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health food Bill [SEP] Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health Care Bill
Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish houseplant Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast
Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding postponed until 2020 [SEP] Japanese Princess Mako 's divorce postponed until 2020
U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cooking ' [SEP] U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cleansing '
Senate passes a gallstone , moving the GOP closer to tax reform [SEP] Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to tax reform
Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's lunch  [SEP] Chinese workers to Trump : We are n't stealing anyone 's job 
Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY sock Change Meeting
Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About feet . This Video Proves It . [SEP] Sean Spicer Lied To SE Cupp Today About Russia . This Video Proves It .
 Pope Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life ' [SEP]  Chef Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life '
' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at incarceration of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio [SEP] ' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio
EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their shower  [SEP] EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their favor 
India rounds up cows ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit [SEP] India rounds up beggars ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit
Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal clown 's gun
Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia flea attack [SEP] Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack
Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and sleeping together for the common good [SEP] Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and working together for the common good
Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with donkey team . [SEP] Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with Trump team .
Chris Christmas , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52 [SEP] Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52
Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ deals . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare . [SEP] Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ muffins . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare .
Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV guides  [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews 
Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Apartment Against Bank Debts [SEP] Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Photo Against Bank Debts
Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation  [SEP] Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia Roulette 
U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator [SEP] U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' party : legislator
Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should dance  [SEP] Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should go 
China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump decision looms [SEP] China commits to Paris escargots deal as Trump decision looms
Texas church hoedown , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday [SEP] Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday
 Wife slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage ' [SEP]  Bernie Sanders slams GOP health care bill , calls Trump CNN tweet ' an outrage '
Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual harassment  [SEP] Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual healing 
Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war [SEP] Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen candy , could bring war
We set a low blow for Trump . He still failed to meet it [SEP] We set a low bar for Trump . He still failed to meet it
Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm Senate races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in midterm foot races , polls say
Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " fabulousness penalty for gays " [SEP] Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays "
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over election coverage : report [SEP] Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over eclair coverage : report
Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing baseball caps [SEP] Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing output caps
Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog Catcher ’ [SEP] Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog groomer ’
Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball attendance  [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting 
The corporate media ignores the rise of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't [SEP] The corporate media ignores the rise of yeast . The rest of us should n't
Trump pushes himself to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' . [SEP] Trump pushes Republicans to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' .
Democratic Lawmakers Sue Geyser , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge [SEP] Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge
House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal lands [SEP] House Republicans start the new Congress with an picnic on federal lands
Trump ’s attempt to fix the Comey crisis made it worse [SEP] Trump ’s attempt to snort the Comey crisis made it worse
Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his poodle . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false .
Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Pastrami border ' - BBC News [SEP] Suspected Syrian plane ' crashes near Turkey border ' - BBC News
Spicer : Equating WH briefings to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard ' [SEP] Spicer : Equating WH bathrooms to Trump tweets ' silliest thing I 've ever heard '
Turkey Chooses Cheddar Over NATO for Missile Defense [SEP] Turkey Chooses Russia Over NATO for Missile Defense
Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture Osama bin Laden remain behind bars [SEP] Pakistan officials adamant that ' hero ' doctor who helped capture shampoo remain behind bars
Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists Find  [SEP] Disappearing Seagrass Protects Against Pathogens , Even Climate Change , Scientists lie 
Spiritual Sedona : the Arizona town bursting with positive vibes [SEP] Spiritual Sedona : the ghost town bursting with positive vibes
Police reveal details about beating heart of U.S. tourist in Greece [SEP] Police reveal details about beating death of U.S. tourist in Greece
Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant koalas  [SEP] Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data 
The Middle-Class Squeeze Is n't Made Up [SEP] The Middle-Class Rhumba Is n't Made Up
North Korea 's Winter coats Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches
Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for hills  [SEP] Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for Senate 
Facebook defends advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination [SEP] Facebook defends kindergarten ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination
New Yorker fires Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct ' [SEP] New Yorker pushes Ryan Lizza over alleged ' improper sexual conduct '
Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the game , but he wo n’t say what it is
Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative governments  [SEP] Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative dancers 
Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , lunch  [SEP] Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education 
Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem parking Permits From Palestinians [SEP] Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From Palestinians
Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake drama  [SEP] Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake hair 
Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some barbecue  [SEP] Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation 
Can Democrat Doug Jones wiggle off an upset in Alabama ? [SEP] Can Democrat Doug Jones pull off an upset in Alabama ?
Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Confuse International Regulators [SEP] Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International Regulators
Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan [SEP] Trump Is Pretty Much a loss Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan
Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for tweeting the Trump-Russia dossier . [SEP] Buzzfeed ’s ridiculous rationale for publish the Trump-Russia dossier .
The Queen 's dreams are dead : long live the ' dorgis ' [SEP] The Queen 's corgis are dead : long live the ' dorgis '
' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91 [SEP] ' Husband of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91
Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA , filings show [SEP] Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as Butt of the EPA , filings show
Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for poor laundering [SEP] Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for money laundering
GOP Asked monkeys To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well . [SEP] GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well .
Trump faces a higher education : Pope Francis [SEP] Trump faces a higher authority : Pope Francis
JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform [SEP] JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the farmer market by betting on tax reform
Trump Asks Congress For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump Asks mob For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico
CIA awards Saudi crown prince with medal for counter-terrorism work [SEP] CIA awards Saudi oil prince with medal for counter-terrorism work
Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and feet for opioid epidemic [SEP] Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic
No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big monkey number as proof of improvement [SEP] No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big jobs number as proof of improvement
Hung gigolo : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations [SEP] Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations
Trump campaign inner circle called before Senate committees [SEP] Trump campaign inner circle mocked before Senate committees
2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made history  [SEP] 2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made profit 
North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of candles ' : Russian news agency [SEP] North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of war ' : Russian news agency
China ' holding at least 120,000 extroverts in re-education camps ' [SEP] China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education camps '
House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their laundry  [SEP] House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their ethics 
White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ” [SEP] White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black labrador ”
Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida gators  [SEP] Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida survivors 
U.S. Spies , Seeking to polish Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets [SEP] U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets
 Kindergarten Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group [SEP]  Columbia University Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group
Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Rotisserie firing Mueller [SEP] Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it . [SEP] Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally sang it .
The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private jet owners [SEP] The Republican tax bill contains a sneaky break for private island owners
Most Americans Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn [SEP] Most fishermen Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn
How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record party in 2017 [SEP] How Much Does the NRA Spend on Lobbying ? Gun Group Had Record Year in 2017
Senate plan would make individual tax breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent [SEP] Senate plan would make individual coffee breaks temporary while corporate cuts would be permanent
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over election coverage : report [SEP] Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over wireless coverage : report
Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China  [SEP] Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In perpetuity 
GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A thing In 2017 [SEP] GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017
Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to kill North Koreans [SEP] Bloodthirsty badger eager to kill North Koreans
Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial monkey Memo
President Trump is right to kill the TPP , but for the wrong reasons [SEP] President Trump is right to tickle the TPP , but for the wrong reasons
Sajid Javid condemned for failing to give funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire [SEP] Sajid Javid condemned for failing to commit funding for tower block sprinklers in wake of Grenfell Tower fire
Trump set to frisk Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni .
US banana hits pro-Assad forces Syria [SEP] US strike hits pro-Assad forces Syria
Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper celebrates after collision with team-mate [SEP] Choirul Huda : Indonesian goalkeeper dies after collision with team-mate
Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End Slavery  [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End pollution 
VA 's quiet plan to widen private airplanes with TRICARE stirs ire [SEP] VA 's quiet plan to widen private care with TRICARE stirs ire
CBO : Trump is making Obamacare premiums more expensive [SEP] CBO : cupcake is making Obamacare premiums more expensive
NAACP warns African Americans against food on American Airlines [SEP] NAACP warns African Americans against travel on American Airlines
Navarro : Do not joke about American diplomats - CNN Video [SEP] Navarro : Do not joke about American eagles - CNN Video
Poll : Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Poll : Moore trails Jones in foot race
3 potential problems for an obstruction of justice case against Trump [SEP] 3 potential problems for an lack of justice case against Trump
Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to countries as " Shithole pigsties "
Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts thousands of protesters [SEP] Trump 's mayonnaise rally attracts thousands of protesters
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Midwest border wall [SEP] L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border wall
Indian City Removes Beggars For Ivanka Trump [SEP] Indian City kills Beggars For Ivanka Trump
Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo [SEP] Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on puppy oppo
New York vagrant pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration [SEP] New York governor pardons 911 Ground Zero worker facing deportation under Trump administration
Man in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' [SEP] Man in red Trump underwear disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up '
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US pebbles in reportedly leaked audio [SEP] Russians talk humiliating defeat by US forces in reportedly leaked audio
The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee heterosexuality in an under-the-radar programme . [SEP] The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee persecution in an under-the-radar programme .
James Comey asked to testify by Senate Gigantism Committee next Tuesday [SEP] James Comey asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday
More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk cavities  [SEP] More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk civilians 
Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s army ' [SEP] Sanders ’ Campaign Staff , Delegates , And Volunteers Launch ' Draft Bernie For A People ’s Party '
A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against Muslims — went up in 2016 [SEP] A new FBI report says hate crimes — especially against lobsters — went up in 2016
Trump urged Mexican president to end his public nudity on border wall [SEP] Trump urged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall
A Crack in an Antarctic Ice Shelf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware [SEP] A Crack in an Antarctic Ice elf Is 8 Miles From Creating an Iceberg the Size of Delaware
Trump says crucifix plan would prioritize Christians . [SEP] Trump says refugee plan would prioritize Christians .
It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties  [SEP] It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign language 
Brexit will not jeopardise bartender in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says [SEP] Brexit will not jeopardise peace in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says
Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists ' [SEP] Florida school prom : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists '
Trump ’s parade is political suicide  [SEP] Trump ’s parade is political genius 
US wo n’t restore Yellowstone teddy bear protections [SEP] US wo n’t restore Yellowstone grizzly bear protections
Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA cow ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past [SEP] Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past
Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Grocery Allegations [SEP] Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak Allegations
Cost of Electronics Insurance Is n't All About Fairness [SEP] Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About Fairness
Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to quack under Taliban [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban
China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump haircut looms [SEP] China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump decision looms
Rudy Giuliani , former New York wizard , being divorced by wife Judith [SEP] Rudy Giuliani , former New York mayor , being divorced by wife Judith
Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her vampires are saying about 2020
Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon  [SEP] Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the brothel 
More aggressive US strikes in Somalia said to risk civilians [SEP] More aggressive US couturier in Somalia said to risk civilians
After Warily Circling , Trump and brain Prepare to Meet [SEP] After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Meet
 Coloring with the Trumps [SEP]  Sleeping with the Trumps
Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey roasts 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 days in prison [SEP] Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in prison
Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on climate [SEP] Schwarzenegger launches new continent to counter Trump on climate
Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to lead FBI [SEP] Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department assistant to lead FBI
Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to hamburgers  [SEP] Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to Russia 
North Korea and its long history of using female spies  [SEP] North Korea and its long history of using female donkeys 
Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE [SEP] Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Kiss Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE
In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the kebabs  [SEP] In court , a Turkish journalist delivers a searing attack on the government 
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its vacation  [SEP] Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation 
Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Tickle ’ Trump [SEP] Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ Trump
Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover satellite 's ridiculous wiretap claims . [SEP] Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims .
Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a crime problem [SEP] Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a chocolate problem
James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th [SEP] James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional Dragons to Congress on May 30th
Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Care  [SEP] Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical School 
Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump toilet ’s bank transactions
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Court [SEP] Trump travel tannings heading to Supreme Court
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign [SEP] Primary for Virginia yodeler Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign
GOP senator : fair deal unlikely this year [SEP] GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this year
 Germany 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service [SEP]  Child 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service
A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida bar . Police were on standby . [SEP] A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby .
White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ” [SEP] White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered snakes to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ”
Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s barber  [SEP] Woody Guthrie Wrote of His Contempt for His Landlord , Donald Trump ’s Father 
Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to Russia  [SEP] Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to toupee 
Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green bean holders [SEP] Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders
 Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid [SEP]  Twitter comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid
Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines [SEP] Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record loincloth breach fines
Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor  [SEP] Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri dog 
Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to moment [SEP] Trump , amid combative start , pledges to tweet to moment
Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously Oppose ’ Trump [SEP] Sally Field and More Stars Rally to Urge Congress to ‘ Vigorously massage ’ Trump
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning libido ? [SEP] Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Islamic State ?
James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia links  [SEP] James Comey refuses to tell Senate if FBI is investigating Trump-Russia cats 
President Trump 's options on Syria likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say [SEP] President Trump 's options on critics likely limited to cruise missile strike , experts say
Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual magicians  [SEP] Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual abusers 
CBO report projects massive deficits during Trump administration [SEP] CBO report projects massive chaos during Trump administration
Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Care  [SEP] Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuana 
Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last time  [SEP] Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last Donut 
1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign blimp in difficult years [SEP] 1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years
President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday  [SEP] President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this apocalypse 
 Monkey is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice [SEP]  Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice
Supreme Court allows broad Trump pajama ban [SEP] Supreme Court allows broad Trump refugee ban
 Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown [SEP]  straight LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown
A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s cataracts  [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss 
Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White House . [SEP] Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe infested the White House .
2020 Census Will Continue To Count Prisoners Where They Are Incarcerated [SEP] 2020 Census Will Continue To Count puppys Where They Are Incarcerated
Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut taxes  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut cheese 
Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Syria  [SEP] Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Pants 
French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's restaurant expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse [SEP] French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse
Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without stuffing  [SEP] Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator 
Alt-Right snowflakes play videogame in hopes of mainstream sympathy [SEP] Alt-Right snowflakes play victim in hopes of mainstream sympathy
Trumponomics are as big a bust as Trumpcare [SEP] Trumponomics are as big a clothesline as Trumpcare
Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using penguin ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points
Intel chief calls plumber to disavow leaks [SEP] Intel chief calls Trump to disavow leaks
Youngest Texas shooting victim just 18 months old : What we know now [SEP] Youngest Texas democracy victim just 18 months old : What we know now
Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad breath  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics 
Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year nap  [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence 
South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Knives Risks ANC Split [SEP] South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Penises Risks ANC Split
Trump would love to invite Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far . [SEP] Trump would love to fire Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far .
Key issues at play in secret health talks [SEP] Key limes at play in secret health talks
China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For Talks With Xi Jinping [SEP] China Lavishes Red-Carpet Treatment On Trump As He Arrives For nibbles With Xi Jinping
Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son [SEP] Child-Welfare penguin Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son
Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smiley Emoji [SEP] Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a blowfish Emoji
It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital surveillance  [SEP] It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital gratification 
Trump : I may release my wife when I 'm out of office [SEP] Trump : I may release my taxes when I 'm out of office
Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified information , calls them ‘ dangerous ’ [SEP] Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified medications , calls them ‘ dangerous ’
Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee research station [SEP] Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee gas station
Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer sentence  [SEP] Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer shorts 
Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after election loss [SEP] Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid bowling circuit after election loss
Fact check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’ [SEP] Fact check : Donald Trump ’s food plan and ‘ the rich ’
Brexit ' could be recipe for Turkey ' [SEP] Brexit ' could be model for Turkey '
Trump Replacing Secretary of vegetables Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR [SEP] Trump Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR
BBC to be ' reinvented for a new generation ' [SEP] BBC to be ' reinvented for a new app '
Barack Obama is returning to gym in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried [SEP] Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried
Indonesian Muslim Candidate Wins Jakarta Election-Pollsters [SEP] Indonesian Muslim Candidate rents Jakarta Election-Pollsters
America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit [SEP] America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Turnstile PM at NATO Summit
AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's job  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jabs 
Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump tax plan that would hit Democrats hardest [SEP] Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump golf plan that would hit Democrats hardest
Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript [SEP] Left-Wing Funder Bamboozles News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript
White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of government shutdown are currently 50-50 [SEP] White House 's Mulvaney : Chances of wallet shutdown are currently 50-50
Investors yank billions out of hindquarters following Trump 's tax bill win [SEP] Investors yank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win
Trump tweets Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement
Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds  [SEP] Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some trees 
Paul Ryan coitus on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time " [SEP] Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time "
Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning Iran over street protests , sparking Tory attack [SEP] Labour says it will not ‘ leap to judgement ’ by condemning hooligans over street protests , sparking Tory attack
Trump says banning immigrants helps US racists . A leading economist says he ’s wrong . [SEP] Trump says banning immigrants helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong .
Video of Parkland School as Shooting Began . [SEP] Video of spitball as Shooting Began .
Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related memes  [SEP] Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related leaks 
China seizes control of insurance giant Anbang [SEP] China seizes control of gentle giant Anbang
Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by wrestling rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO [SEP] Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO
Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition [SEP] Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to wrestling with Saudi coalition
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar  [SEP] This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge hairpiece 
Tehran attackers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News [SEP] Tehran transvestites ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News
China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears  [SEP] China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays bribes 
Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 ' [SEP] Chester Bennington dead : Linkin shark singer ' dies aged 41 '
Trump says administration taking look at current libel laws [SEP] Trump says Wife taking look at current libel laws
Taiwan train company wants apology for ' demon doll ' passenger [SEP] Taiwan train company wants crucifix for ' demon doll ' passenger
Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on health food  [SEP] Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on health bill 
Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is “ working behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report [SEP] Alt-right gnome Chuck C. Johnson is “ working behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report
The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal  [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential disaster 
Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein [SEP] Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fight Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tracking non-users [SEP] Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tickling non-users
Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing psycho ” [SEP] Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing person ”
NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From relieving Himself [SEP] NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From Recusing Himself
Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tux Return , White House Says [SEP] Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says
The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly  [SEP] The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Clowns 
First " Dreamer " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say [SEP] First " puppy " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say
Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Travel Ban Case Ruling [SEP] Trump 's General Pershing Remarks Cited in Taco Ban Case Ruling
North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of aggression ' [SEP] North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of moonwalking '
How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps [SEP] How states can blame the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps
Burma : Rohingya lobster ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence
Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's bloodshed  [SEP] Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's ants 
Donald Trump has already changed the world . [SEP] Donald Trump has already changed the laundry .
Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders  [SEP] Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in clowns 
Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS Secretary  [SEP] Trump has nominated Alex Azar for HHS flunky 
Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked Trump ' photos [SEP] Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked men ' photos
US to deploy 1,000 pigeons to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution ' [SEP] US to deploy 1,000 troops to Poland as Russian foreign minister accuses Nato of being a ' Cold War institution '
Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student actors  [SEP] Betsy DeVos policy benefits staffer ’s family — while hurting struggling student borrowers 
Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape Asset Freeze [SEP] Saudi Billionaires Look to Move Funds to Escape popsicle Freeze
Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump puppies Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon [SEP] Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon
GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller moonwalk  [SEP] GOP panicking as signs point to imminent Mueller blockbuster 
The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee closets in an under-the-radar programme . [SEP] The federal government of Canada has been secretly helping gay Chechen men flee persecution in an under-the-radar programme .
Trump expects to meet with Putin during Asia visit [SEP] Trump expects to meet with dermatologist during Asia visit
Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political Theater ’ [SEP] Cruz on Sessions-Russia Meetings : ‘ Not Concerned ’ — ‘ What We Are Seeing Is a Lot of Political stuff ’
Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new cartoons show [SEP] Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show
James Clapper : Trump is ' making steak great again ' [SEP] James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia great again '
U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving North Korea crisis [SEP] U.S. admiral says soup key to resolving North Korea crisis
First " Nightmare " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say [SEP] First " Dreamer " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say
Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s economy [SEP] Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve lion ’s economy
Macedonians protest against name change deal with Greece [SEP] Macedonians protest against cola change deal with Greece
The cupcake investigation : Everything you need to know [SEP] The Russia investigation : Everything you need to know
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for Melania Trump [SEP] The ugly truth behind pillow 's love for Melania Trump
President Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump dedicates golf swing to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico
Deported politician speaks out before becoming US citizen [SEP] Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US citizen
All the risks of climate change , in a single song  [SEP] All the risks of climate change , in a single graph 
Report : Texas bathroom bill diverted from school , tax issues [SEP] Report : Texas bathroom stall diverted from school , tax issues
Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with cucumber in her waistband
Trump to Call alcohol a Key Part of National Security [SEP] Trump to Call Trade a Key Part of National Security
Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People love to pretend they ’re offended ' [SEP] Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People grimace to pretend they ’re offended '
Ex-British tea paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses [SEP] Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses
This circus reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems [SEP] This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems
Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking parrots stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks
Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for War on N. Korea nuke threat [SEP] Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat
Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’ [SEP] Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with overcooking ’
 pelican Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’ [SEP]  Man Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’
China expresses joy at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data [SEP] China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data
 Infant in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack ' [SEP]  Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack '
Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical vegans  [SEP] Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical Islamists 
Radio host scolded for criticizing President Trump resigns [SEP] Radio host scolded for licking President Trump resigns
An American clown Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States [SEP] An American Journalist Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States
How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau [SEP] How Mick Mulvaney Is overcharging The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
DOJ Appeals Travel Ban  [SEP] DOJ Appeals Travel Charges 
Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with money ' after critical tweet
Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Strategy  [SEP] Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do rain 
Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password [SEP] Hawaii Surfing Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password
German election : A hollow victory for bratwurst  [SEP] German election : A hollow victory for Angela Merkel 
Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit Court  [SEP] Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit city 
Here 's how the final GOP leather bill would hit your wallet [SEP] Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would hit your wallet
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch election  [SEP] Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch oven 
Chinese watchdog says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013 [SEP] Chinese vampire says 1.34 million officials punished for graft since 2013
White House : Trump will not immediately join NAFTA [SEP] White House : Trump will not immediately bolt NAFTA
Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump aspiring to psychological problems [SEP] Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological problems
Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Smile , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies ' [SEP] Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies '
The CDC ’s language policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian . [SEP] The CDC ’s musical policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian .
Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from shame in Minnesota
Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 calendar  [SEP] Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 elections 
NFL players union vows Donald Trump wigs will not deter stand on protests , safety [SEP] NFL players union vows Donald Trump comments will not deter stand on protests , safety
President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell obituary  [SEP] President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell speech 
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Urchins From Wage Theft [SEP] Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From Wage Theft
Obama 's Presidential Horoscope revealed with beautiful color [SEP] Obama 's Presidential Portrait revealed with beautiful color
Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ? [SEP] Russia Hacked U.S.Power Bar And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ?
OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that book  [SEP] OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that sherbet 
Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and analysts say [SEP] Win or lose , President Trump ( mostly ) wins , operatives and Clowns say
Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Heroes . [SEP] Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards .
FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for business ' [SEP] FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump mourns reforms : ' America is open for business '
Associated Press Source : Trump tells friends House health bill ‘ mean ’ [SEP] Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House health bill ‘ mean ’
Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio pardon  [SEP] Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio apparel 
White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election [SEP] White cookie activity on the rise on college campuses since election
David Hogg ’s Attempt to fund Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent [SEP] David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent
Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. bunions  [SEP] Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs 
Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan prison  [SEP] Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan restaurant 
Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' restaurants ' [SEP] Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' unilateralism '
U.S. Houses Using More Russian Lumber , Thanks to Canada Spat [SEP] U.S. Houses Using More Russian sofas , Thanks to Canada Spat
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois Race  [SEP] Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois fight 
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for assault [SEP] Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to elephant for assault
Myanmar president Htin Kyaw resigns  [SEP] Myanmar president Htin Kyaw prances 
Judge Roy Moore : naive Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear [SEP] Judge Roy Moore : Establishment Republicans , Democrats , Washington Post May Have Colluded in Smear
Former Trump campaign manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign [SEP] Former Trump hotel manager offered to give Russian billionaire linked to Kremlin ‘ private briefings ’ on election campaign
Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave Earth [SEP] Stephen Hawking warns : intellectuals may have less than 600 years to leave Earth
Trump tweets out meme of himself mooning Obama in morning rant [SEP] Trump tweets out meme of himself eclipsing Obama in morning rant
Donald Trump Unfollowed Reince Priebus , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President [SEP] Donald Trump Unfollowed everyone , The Ultimate Insult From A Twitter-Obsessed President
DHS Publishes Cartoon of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests [SEP] DHS Publishes List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests
Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide  [SEP] Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump shoe 
May says UK will still complain with US despite intel furor [SEP] May says UK will still work with US despite intel furor
Austin barber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ? [SEP] Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ?
 Avoid the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling [SEP]  Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling
Polling shows the Virginia governor ’s race is coming down to the wire [SEP] Polling shows the Virginia sack ’s race is coming down to the wire
President Trump shrinks from another fight with liberals  [SEP] President Trump shrinks from another fight with China 
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for attack on ex-spy in U.K. [SEP] Trump reluctant to blame Russia for hat on ex-spy in U.K.
Indian City Removes brains For Ivanka Trump [SEP] Indian City Removes Beggars For Ivanka Trump
Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 lawsuits against the EPA [SEP] Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 cabinets against the EPA
Russia 's attempt to hug US election officials , explained [SEP] Russia 's attempt to hack US election officials , explained
' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration crime program [SEP] ' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration television program
U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on ice  [SEP] U.S. consumer protection official puts Equifax probe on head 
House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About makeup  [SEP] House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About Dossier 
Gun glitter that Tea Party members can support [SEP] Gun control that Tea Party members can support
Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement [SEP] Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris volcano agreement
Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with policy . [SEP] Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with ties .
Trump ’s Draft Executive Order on Detention and Interrogation [SEP] Trump ’s Draft food Order on Detention and Interrogation
Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood homework anxiety ' goes away '
' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump name from building [SEP] ' Trump Place ' condo board goes to court to remove Trump face from building
Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency  [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent hairdos 
Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing  [SEP] Inside the country where Down syndrome is desired 
Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one table at a time [SEP] Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one town at a time
EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United States of Europe : Hungarian PM [SEP] EU must give up ' nightmares ' of United Fairyland of Europe : Hungarian PM
Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe [SEP] Sessions to ignore tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe
Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ dinner Mission With Russia and Iran
Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New French President : Barak Obama [SEP] Citizens ' Petition Calls For A New lumberjack : Barak Obama
 onion : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal [SEP]  Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal
Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Brooklyn Site [SEP] Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Daycare Site
President Trump to play peekaboo with Tiger Woods on Black Friday [SEP] President Trump to play golf with Tiger Woods on Black Friday
Trump sows seed as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown [SEP] Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown
House Republicans just voted to renovate the independent office overseeing their ethics [SEP] House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their ethics
Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Pool Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan [SEP] Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan
 Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP]  Gladiator bureau and Trump set to clash in court
Trump Saw A Military Parade In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own . [SEP] Trump Saw A Military Figurine In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own .
Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish interests without U.S. permission [SEP] Pentagon weighs response to Flynn working on behalf of Turkish taffy without U.S. permission
Fox Keeps Urging Trump To palpate Mueller [SEP] Fox Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller
Dutch minister resigns in drug baron row [SEP] Dutch minister resigns in pizza baron row
Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs [SEP] Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of chocolate , NGOs
Congress should pass laws giving fireworks more bang for the buck [SEP] Congress should pass laws giving taxpayers more bang for the buck
Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI post  [SEP] Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI relay 
Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 housecleanings  [SEP] Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes 
#NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online backlash  [SEP] #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online rash 
Trump 's latest approval ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency [SEP] Trump 's latest suntan ratings could jeopardize his entire presidency
North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Hours  [SEP] North And South Korea Reach Breakthroughs In First High-Level Talks In 2 Years 
The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge icebergs . Let ’s try to predict them . [SEP] The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them .
Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to pool  [SEP] Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work 
Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? ' [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn 's Explosion inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? '
US judge to ignore arguments on longer block to travel ban [SEP] US judge to hear arguments on longer block to travel ban
Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on prom  [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea 
Dozens of migrants die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger [SEP] Dozens of birds die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger
GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN coins DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE ' [SEP] GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE '
' We regurgitated in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb ' [SEP] ' We stayed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb '
Trump asked Comey to close Flynn investigation  [SEP] Trump asked Comey to close Flynn mouth 
CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Sewers and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business
Russia probe looking at current WH president : report [SEP] Russia probe looking at current WH official : report
Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme burrito nominee [SEP] Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee
Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many sides ' comment [SEP] Pence attempts to clarify Trump 's ' many moons ' comment
Revealed : how Nike stays one step ahead of the taxman [SEP] Revealed : how Nike shimmies one step ahead of the taxman
Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole Term ’ [SEP] Susan Sarandon : ‘ I Do n’t Think Trump ’s Gon na Make It Through His Whole pizza ’
More than 50 detained in turpitude raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi [SEP] More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi
Manchin celebrates party-switch fallout [SEP] Manchin dodges party-switch fallout
Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Locust Killer Showers [SEP] Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers
Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's parrot on joining or supporting a new government [SEP] Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government
North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea launches unsuccessful pizza attempt
The Australian refugee deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained [SEP] The Australian hamburger deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem  [SEP] Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to ocean 
Former tortoise , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes [SEP] Former police officer , 72 , arrested in decades-old ' Golden State Killer ' case , suspected in at least 12 murders and 45 rapes
 Trump files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide [SEP]  Singer files sex assault complaint against former Trump aide
Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing horseshoe copyright laws into the 21st Century [SEP] Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the 21st Century
Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Flattery  [SEP] Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Booze 
 Penguin Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed [SEP]  Syria Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed
A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power [SEP] A Supreme despot Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power
Rwanda killed 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News [SEP] Rwanda scolded 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News
Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI director [SEP] Trump nominates monkey to FBI director
Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing plane . [SEP] Chinese intercept U.S. radiation-sniffing pigeon .
 Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris [SEP]  Canary overturns regulation on coal mining debris
Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Bread , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order
17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' dancing Championship [SEP] 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Wrestling Championship
' Antifa ' flashing in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community [SEP] ' Antifa ' violence in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community
Democratic division simmers at feel-good Massage  [SEP] Democratic division simmers at feel-good retreat 
Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Forgot About Voter Fraud [SEP] Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud
U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European cheese security
US shipping vast amounts of a dirty laundry byproduct worldwide [SEP] US shipping vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide
Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in bathroom  [SEP] Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Syria 
The clear timeline suggesting Donald Trump Jr. coordinated with WikiLeaks [SEP] The clear timeline suggesting vampires coordinated with WikiLeaks
Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case [SEP] Grassley poking FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Court  [SEP] Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Leader 
Mattis says popcorn talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization [SEP] Mattis says Korea talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization
Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark basement ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen [SEP] Trump is reportedly worried and in ' dark moods ' over scrutiny of his shadowy lawyer Michael Cohen
Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House shooting  [SEP] Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House bathroom 
CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s skirt on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was [SEP] CNN ’s Jim Acosta calls Trump ’s behavior on his Puerto Rico trip exactly what it was
Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’ [SEP] Trump on ‘ kid ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’
Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to India  [SEP] Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to Grandma 
#NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online backlash  [SEP] #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online attack 
Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos  [SEP] Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against bedtime 
Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and forgive Trump nominees [SEP] Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider Trump nominees
Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves circus for Cancer Care
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Owners From Wage Theft [SEP] Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From Wage Theft
' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated lizard movie [SEP] ' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet movie
Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session gambling streak [SEP] Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak
Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK files [SEP] Do n’t get excited yet about Trump sharpening JFK files
New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate birds  [SEP] New Orleans takes down 1st of 4 Confederate statues 
Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State pensioners Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race [SEP] Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race
Multiple choice attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people
Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the circus for Christmas
Jobless Claims in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973 [SEP] Jobless babies in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens visa ban [SEP] Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens samosa ban
Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Pizza Mission With Russia and Iran [SEP] Turkey Gears Up for ‘ Risky ’ Syria Mission With Russia and Iran
Markets Right Now : Mideast puppies suffer modest drop [SEP] Markets Right Now : Mideast markets suffer modest drop
Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit [SEP] Pompeo sings with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit
Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan  [SEP] Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Stiffness 
 Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a tax hike on the wealthy [SEP]  taxidermist is reportedly advocating for a tax hike on the wealthy
Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test [SEP] Trump dentist braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test
 funerals Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare [SEP]  Heads Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare
Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Streakers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election [SEP] Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election
Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’ [SEP] Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with fishing ’
Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea missile launch , tax meeting [SEP] Live Coverage : Trump speaks from WH after N. Korea chicken launch , tax meeting
Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with warships [SEP] Turkey slams Chicken for gas search , blocks rig with warships
' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former Arizona sheriff Joe Arpaio [SEP] ' I think he 'll be just fine ' : Trump hints at pardon of controversial former toy sheriff Joe Arpaio
Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting taxis  [SEP] Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump 
GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others giggle at congressional baseball practice in Virginia
Joe Biden 's hamster pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time [SEP] Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time
Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after election loss [SEP] Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after hair loss
Red-state progressives fight to protect jaywalking rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers [SEP] Red-state progressives fight to protect abortion rights : Turning the tables on right-wing lawmakers
 Learning reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured [SEP]  Shooting reported on Louisiana college campus ; 2 injured
Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' hair ' [SEP] Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' Space Force '
 Icing background check system riddled with flaws [SEP]  Gun background check system riddled with flaws
Schwarzenegger launches new effort to destroy Trump on climate [SEP] Schwarzenegger launches new effort to counter Trump on climate
German government , union seal pay raise for public servants  [SEP] German government , union seal pay raise for public workers 
Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news  [SEP] Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US spinners 
Russia Blames Obama for Trump Failures in White House [SEP] Russia Blames Obama for Electrical Failures in White House
What every major health group has said about Graham-Cassidy [SEP] What every major rock group has said about Graham-Cassidy
Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan  [SEP] Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure sitcom 
Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending [SEP] Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases toy spending
Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California [SEP] Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old donut to a paedophile ' in California
Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations [SEP] Trump and Clinton engage in new war of tomfoolery over election , harassment allegations
Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia hats . The Trump White House was . [SEP] Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White House was .
Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital [SEP] Israeli police caught on video empowering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital
Trump wo n't condemn white bread or Vladimir Putin — and the 2 are closely linked [SEP] Trump wo n't condemn white supremacists or Vladimir Putin — and the 2 are closely linked
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for Lipstick on ex-spy in U.K. [SEP] Trump reluctant to blame Russia for attack on ex-spy in U.K.
Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown [SEP] Senate leaders forge ahead on funding liquor as Trump threatens shutdown
Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new bragging shows [SEP] Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new poll shows
What 's Trump 's plan for dinner ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news [SEP] What 's Trump 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news
In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum [SEP] In Final Seconds , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum
Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Meeting : NPR [SEP] Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Seance : NPR
Trump 's obesity crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety [SEP] Trump 's immigration crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety
Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Toe  [SEP] Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm 
' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges [SEP] ' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the selfies of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges
Washington Loves General McMaster , But McMaster Does n't [SEP] Washington Loves General McMaster , But Trump Does n't
An anti-immigration rally in Brazil turns violent [SEP] An anti-immigration rally in kindergarten turns violent
The 10 Worst Colleges For Free Speech : 2017 [SEP] The 10 Worst Colleges For Free love : 2017
Romney on Moore : ' No cupcake is worth losing our honor , our integrity ' [SEP] Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity '
Qualcomm to scold China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal . [SEP] Qualcomm to meet China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .
 Student who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C. [SEP]  Couple who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.
Trump blasts ' out of control ' media dishonesty [SEP] Trump blasts ' out of control ' own dishonesty
The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US  [SEP] The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the circus 
Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces pregnancy amid advertiser boycott
Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage [SEP] Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On landfill Is Garbage
Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum [SEP] Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World kielbasa II museum
English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about staircase  [SEP] English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump 
Trump on ‘ Women ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’ [SEP] Trump on ‘ Voter ’s March ’ : ‘ Why Did n’t These People Vote ? ’
Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by police  [SEP] Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by anime 
California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor  [SEP] California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , brunch 
Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ highway Is a Lie [SEP] Houston Proves Everything the MSM Says About Our ‘ Divided ’ Country Is a Lie
Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump Vomits on Daca [SEP] Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump pivots on Daca
Ronny Jackson wo n't detoxify as Trump 's personal physician [SEP] Ronny Jackson wo n't return as Trump 's personal physician
Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' Robert Mueller . [SEP] Russia investigation : Trump ' considers firing ' himself .
Trump hugs Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception [SEP] Trump Met Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception
Charlottesville council pointed to move 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue
The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Empowering Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s White House
Hackers have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm [SEP] Hackers have targeted election campaign of marshmallows , says cyber firm
Muslim Cyber Monkey : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader [SEP] Muslim Cyber Army : a ' fake news ' operation designed to derail Indonesia 's leader
Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to Dungeon with Senate panel
Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation [SEP] Why a Facebook group could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation
Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Masseuses  [SEP] Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters 
An American Journalist Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States [SEP] An American bulldog Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States
Trump wants to make Wall Street great again [SEP] Trump wants to make Wall Street paved again
Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to decontaminate Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen
The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Contact High for the First Quarter [SEP] The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter
US officials drop Bedroom cleanup rule after industry objects [SEP] US officials drop mining cleanup rule after industry objects
Capitol Hill correspondents committee declines to credential Breitbart [SEP] Capitol Hill correspondents cartel declines to credential Breitbart
Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a racist , but only because of what he says and does ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a dancer , but only because of what he says and does '
America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the war ca n’t be won [SEP] America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the prize ca n’t be won
' We 're ourselves for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland [SEP] ' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland
Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward weight  [SEP] Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward Pakistan 
Death of woman whose body was found in freezer ruled accidental [SEP] Death of woman whose remote was found in freezer ruled accidental
 zombies Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails [SEP]  Democrats Prepare For A Hard Bargain On Health Care If GOP Bill Fails
Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers [SEP] Trump may have violated the himself by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers
Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome wins for the fourth time [SEP] Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome coasts for the fourth time
The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater [SEP] The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin addicts ” is bad drug war theater
Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the Democrats ' [SEP] Bannon : If left focuses on kale , ' we can crush the Democrats '
Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop virginity tests [SEP] Group calls for Indonesian husbands to stop virginity tests
Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges [SEP] Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on kidnapping Charges
Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high pants pick [SEP] Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high court pick
In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on trade : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’ [SEP] In Beijing , Trump declines to hit President Xi Jinping on shoulder : ‘ I do n’t blame China ’
US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to stand down ' [SEP] US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to get down '
Oklahoma is n't okay . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news [SEP] Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by pterodactylus right-wing groups [SEP] Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing groups
Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The election  [SEP] Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy 
Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest [SEP] Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Email Address To Be Actually Honest
Justice Dept. charges 9 computers in massive hacking scheme [SEP] Justice Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme
Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after Georgia loss [SEP] Dems acknowledge anti-Trump message falling short after hair loss
Russian Court Blocks Putin Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential Run [SEP] Russian Court Blocks film Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential Run
Parkland deer in quest for gun-control are targeting town halls with lawmakers [SEP] Parkland students in quest for gun-control are targeting town halls with lawmakers
Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women " [SEP] Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and cheese "
Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions  [SEP] Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At herself 
Children dead in China school toilet stampede [SEP] Children dead in China school cupcake stampede
Trump Administration Revises Resort Plan For Western Sage Grouse [SEP] Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage Grouse
Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal lawyer [SEP] Senate intelligence panel postpones seance with Trump personal lawyer
Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests . [SEP] Trump thinks a terrorist ally would serve his political interests .
 Students are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say [SEP]  Babies are more anxious in the Trump era , teachers say
The invisible people - Modern art in pictures [SEP] The invisible people - Modern Slavery in pictures
50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection . [SEP] 50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump tantrum .
' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as bayonet sales tumble [SEP] ' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as gun sales tumble
The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law [SEP] The Latest : circus panel finds probable cause gov broke law
Watch George W. Bush bust a move on the dance floor [SEP] Watch George W. Bush butcher a move on the dance floor
Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit cafe  [SEP] Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit factory 
Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending machines  [SEP] Las Vegas , hoping to stem HIV and hepatitis , to get needle vending traps 
Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high schools  [SEP] Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high ledges 
TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST  [SEP] TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ wife 
Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral wins [SEP] Bernie Sanders urges goldfish to seek more electoral wins
House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director [SEP] House veterinary staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director
Fox News v. aliens  [SEP] Fox News v. Robert Mueller 
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will implode  [SEP] Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will close 
Trump Asks Congress For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump Asks wife For $ 4.9 Billion Loan To Puerto Rico
Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Gym Contract . [SEP] Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract .
Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority stockholders  [SEP] Trump 's State Department denies jobs to winners of prestigious scholarship for disadvantaged and minority students 
Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of cookie science [SEP] Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of race science
South Dakota hippies say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill [SEP] South Dakota regulators say they could revoke Keystone permit after spill
Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of justice  [SEP] Morning mail : Trump tweets may prove obstruction of view 
Could a Democrat actually beat Ted Cruz this year ? [SEP] Could a mare actually beat Ted Cruz this year ?
Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Taxes Actually Work [SEP] Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How clocks Actually Work
House Republicans toke Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week [SEP] House Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week
Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for kindergarten  [SEP] Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card 
The problem with Trump 's idea of freedom , explained by psychologists [SEP] The problem with Trump 's idea of loyalty , explained by psychologists
Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I capture people who were n't captured ' [SEP] Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured '
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's life much harder [SEP] This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's pants much harder
 party Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts [SEP]  Fix Is In : House Committee on ‘ Russian Hacking ’ Includes Only DNC-Hired Tech Experts
 Green receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway [SEP]  Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway
Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by weirdos  [SEP] Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions 
Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white paper ” [SEP] Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white supremacist ”
Man in red Trump hat disrupts Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up ' [SEP] Man in red Trump hat delights Shanghai flight to U.S. , triggers chants of ' Lock him up '
NYC forgets investigation into Kushner biz [SEP] NYC launches investigation into Kushner biz
Dakota Pipeline that native americans protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked . [SEP] Dakota Pipeline that native corn protested because of possible leaks ? It leaked .
Baby boomer politicians have got to go  [SEP] Baby boomer politicians have got to eat 
Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Women ’ [SEP] Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For cereal ’
Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before striptease  [SEP] Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum 
Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer [SEP] Former Soviet parole Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer
Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat [SEP] Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for glitter on N. Korea nuke threat
 Trump just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' interview reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign [SEP]  Kitten just had a wild ' Fox and Friends ' interview reminiscent of the early days of the 2016 campaign
 bonehead ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument [SEP]  Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument
Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources Say  [SEP] Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources lie 
Student injured after shots fired at high school  [SEP] Student injured after shots fired at high noon 
Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of justice  [SEP] Trump is reportedly being investigated for obstruction of sun 
Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury skyscraper  [SEP] Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury plate 
Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Rights the Left [SEP] Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Joins the Left
Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cyber Unit That Never Was [SEP] Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Clown Unit That Never Was
NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Everything Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! "
Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill [SEP] Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against auction bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill
Trump finally acknowledges Florida school shooting — only to suggest victims at fault [SEP] Trump finally acknowledges Florida school cafeteria — only to suggest victims at fault
The strange collection of extremists running for office as Republicans  [SEP] The strange collection of extremists running for office as walnuts 
Pompeo dines with Kim dog to save Trump 's North Korean summit [SEP] Pompeo dines with Kim aide to save Trump 's North Korean summit
 Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . ' [SEP]  Bear says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . '
The Strange adultery Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees [SEP] The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees
Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral buttons  [SEP] Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral wins 
Pence Should be ' Subservient to Chimps , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says [SEP] Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says
Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health Care Bill [SEP] Here 's What 's In The House-Approved hair Care Bill
PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for delicatessens ' [SEP] PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for Russia '
Everything You Need to Sing About the U.S. Shutdown [SEP] Everything You Need to Know About the U.S. Shutdown
DNC shake-up , longtime party officials ousted [SEP] DNC shake-up , longtime sports officials ousted
The Trump administration is using Obamacare monopoly dollars to attack Obamacare [SEP] The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare
The alt-right is furious Google pied James Damore over his anti-diversity memo [SEP] The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity memo
Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake moustache to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits
Tech Opposition to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives [SEP] Tech boat to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives
 food court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case [SEP]  Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case
Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of chicken  [SEP] Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump 
How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Sexual Harassment [SEP] How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Enjoy Sexual Harassment
Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Banger speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea . [SEP] Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea .
Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more brutality . [SEP] Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more police .
Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown [SEP] Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as swimming Rohingya families drown
Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , man arrested [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , baboon arrested
The Latest : Kushner wife pointed out potential conflict [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict
Obama Supports The Wrong Candidate In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon [SEP] Obama Supports The Wrong risotto In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon
Is There felonies in Donald Trump ’s Madness ? [SEP] Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s Madness ?
Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Burlesque Review [SEP] Tillerson Recuses Himself From Keystone XL Pipeline Review
Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land lubbers are going too far
Indonesian : More than 120,000 worship Bali volcano [SEP] Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali volcano
Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did squirrel show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ?
Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Lawyers  [SEP] Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime 
Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss  [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election chase 
British Firm Cambridge Analytica Gave National Security Adviser John Bolton Facebook Data , Documents Indicate [SEP] British Firm Cambridge Analytica Gave National Pimple Adviser John Bolton Facebook Data , Documents Indicate
More Fake News : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover [SEP] More Fake lawnmowers : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover
 Silly PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’ [SEP]  Israel PM Netanyahu ‘ should be charged with corruption ’
British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general rebellion for June 8 [SEP] British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8
 Ushers receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway [SEP]  Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway
Donald Trump withdraws from Paris climate change deal [SEP] Donald Trump withdraws from Paris escargots change deal
House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Influence  [SEP] House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian bears 
Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Immigration  [SEP] Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : puppies 
Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Torture ? [SEP] Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Toilets ?
Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile launch  [SEP] Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile surgeon 
Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with sorcerer set to enter race
North Korea nuclear cabbage : Mattis warns of ' massive military response ' [SEP] North Korea nuclear threat : Mattis warns of ' massive military response '
Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug law to do it [SEP] Canada is moving to legalize aspirin — and it may violate international drug law to do it
Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal agent  [SEP] Legal experts say Donald Trump Jr has just confessed to a federal crime 
Trump and NATO : A more gracious car may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans [SEP] Trump and NATO : A more gracious appeal may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans
Jared Kushner is the Real President  [SEP] Jared Kushner is the Real pretzel 
Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Pet Against Bank Debts [SEP] Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Apartment Against Bank Debts
Trump praises the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption [SEP] Trump praises the overdose Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption
Israel Says It loved Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan [SEP] Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan
Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Plead In New Poll [SEP] Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Say In New Poll
Kelly flexes muscle his first second on the job at White House [SEP] Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at White House
Now Michelle and Ivanka are neighbors  [SEP] Now Michelle and Ivanka are besties 
China 's Tiangong-1 space heater will crash to Earth this weekend | Science [SEP] China 's Tiangong-1 space station will crash to Earth this weekend | Science
Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Underwater Rally — With Some Hesitation [SEP] Trump Wades Deeper Into Alabama Primary At Campaign Rally — With Some Hesitation
Trump 's lawyers are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller [SEP] Trump 's toupees are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller
France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined teams ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq
VX : The Nerve Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly [SEP] VX : The Nerve Agent Used To resurrect Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly
Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial goat be in 2020 ?
Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee tacos  [SEP] Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps 
A clown set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back . [SEP] A teacher set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .
Trump doubles down on ' I inherited a mess ' claim [SEP] Trump dumbs down on ' I inherited a mess ' claim
Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one soda  [SEP] Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one choice 
Trump defends national security adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing [SEP] Trump defends national restaurant adviser H.R. McMaster amid calls for his firing
Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and John Bolton is Exhibit A [SEP] Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our dinner and John Bolton is Exhibit A
 Beaner is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall [SEP]  California is suing Trump to stop construction of the border wall
Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with mommy is n't successful [SEP] Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with North Korea is n't successful
President Trump to play golf with Tiger shopaholic on Black Friday [SEP] President Trump to play golf with Tiger Woods on Black Friday
 child calls some of Trump ’s campaign pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say [SEP]  Kelly calls some of Trump ’s campaign pledges on immigration , wall ‘ uninformed , ’ meeting attendees say
 Fox Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller [SEP]  Pig Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to massage Donald Trump [SEP] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to meet Donald Trump
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook emojis in February [SEP] Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook stock in February
Italy elects first black kid in history , for anti-immigration Lega party [SEP] Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega party
43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Salmon Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico
NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On anything  [SEP] NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea 
Nutella sale leads to ugly brawls in French supermarket aisles [SEP] Nutella sale leads to ugly clothes in French supermarket aisles
President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks Democrats on Twitter [SEP] President Trump defends Comey 's firing , attacks teenagers on Twitter
Kushner still waiting on permanent security clearance  [SEP] Kushner still waiting on permanent security guard 
 Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy [SEP]  Dog 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy
Slowdown in international visitors may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted [SEP] Slowdown in international pancakes may be the ' Trump Slump ' experts have predicted
McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump [SEP] McConnell Sees No way to Protect Mueller From President Trump
Pope Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life ' [SEP] Pope Francis screams rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life '
President Trump 's money order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule [SEP] President Trump 's executive order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule
Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for ghost attacks [SEP] Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for Cuba attacks
How to look at bandstand from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18
The CDC ’s language policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian . [SEP] The CDC ’s dress policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian .
North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war [SEP] North Korea : New UN bedtime an act of war
Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad [SEP] Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the pants off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad
Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live [SEP] Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child prodigies - Politics live
Supreme court narrows whistles for whistleblowers [SEP] Supreme court narrows protections for whistleblowers
Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska  [SEP] Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Numbers 
The Latest : Trump Denounces Report Russia Had Info on Him [SEP] The Latest : Trump Boasts Report Russia Had Info on Him
Women-only luxury retreat opening in space  [SEP] Women-only luxury retreat opening in Finland 
Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. immigration  [SEP] Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops 
Many in China think that poor panda was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese . [SEP] Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon [SEP] Trump dials back rhetoric as he says robot attack may not happen soon
U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military bicycle crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead
German parliament moves to partially ban the burka [SEP] German infidel moves to partially ban the burka
Delhi curry chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing [SEP] Delhi smog chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the left [SEP] Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the abomination of the left
Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That nobody Tried to Help Trump Win [SEP] Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump Win
A woman running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA [SEP] A ghost running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA
Florida detectives used dead man 's fruit in attempt to unlock phone [SEP] Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock phone
Forget term limits — apathy will create competitive 2018 elections [SEP] Forget term limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections
Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement bee  [SEP] Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement mob 
Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump  [SEP] Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of tricycle 
Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger [SEP] Woman swept up in massive cocaine pile in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger
Syrian notaries prepare to quit south Damascus [SEP] Syrian rebels prepare to quit south Damascus
 Cherokee genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement [SEP]  Horoscope genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement
Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian Lawyer  [SEP] Former Soviet Counterintelligence Officer at Meeting With Donald Trump Jr. and Russian vodka 
Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case  [SEP] Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels unicycle 
Jimmy Carter collapses from overeating , receives medical attention [SEP] Jimmy Carter collapses from dehydration , receives medical attention
Trump ’s mad science to 100 days [SEP] Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days
America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ apartheid ’ state [SEP] America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ tractor ’ state
Medicare Advisers Recommend Payment Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs [SEP] Medicare Advisers Recommend hair Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs
How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and ice ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands [SEP] How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands
Democrat appears to win recount in key horse race by single vote [SEP] Democrat appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote
What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To lie Before Congress
GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well . [SEP] GOP Asked illiterates To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well .
 Impulse control that Tea Party members can support [SEP]  Gun control that Tea Party members can support
Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian intelligence  [SEP] Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian affection 
Florida shooting : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened [SEP] Florida hoedown : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened
Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans tickled with medal 75 years later [SEP] Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 years later
Devout Christian demon charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8 [SEP] Devout Christian volunteer charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8
White House Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged [SEP] White House Was Warned of Aide 's Odor Months Earlier Than Acknowledged
Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East location  [SEP] Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks 
Trump ’s taste for flattery is a disaster for Puerto Rico [SEP] Trump ’s taste for casserole is a disaster for Puerto Rico
Danish inventor confesses to dismembering journalist Kim Wall , police say [SEP] Danish inventor confesses to tickling journalist Kim Wall , police say
Men with curved penises have a greater risk of diabetes , study finds [SEP] Men with curved penises have a greater risk of cancer , study finds
Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on Michael Cohen  [SEP] Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on horses 
Ben Carson 's Toy department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement [SEP] Ben Carson 's housing department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement
GOP Plan Has Trillions in Tax Breaks for the Rich [SEP] GOP Plan Has Trillions in Coffee Breaks for the Rich
A plan to tax US pets has better odds of becoming law than many people think [SEP] A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many people think
CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less [SEP] CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave dozens More Uninsured and Save Less
The Trumpist Gets Trumped [SEP] The Trumpist Trumpet Trumped
Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal investigators  [SEP] Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal strippers 
Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect gas Rate in Europe [SEP] Volkswagen Emissions Fraud May Affect Mortality Rate in Europe
Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from stump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times
Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin [SEP] Tucker Carlson sleepover goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin
Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual assault and drugs [SEP] Kentucky governor apologizes for saying teachers ' strike left children vulnerable to harm , sexual Escapades and drugs
Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian brewery may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort
Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Jail Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved [SEP] Donald Trump Endorses Keeping Senate in Session Seven Days a Week to Get Nominees Approved
After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On . [SEP] After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign uncle Go On . And On .
Syrian state TV says successive eructations heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province
Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted tweets with non-Americans [SEP] Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted conversations with non-Americans
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July date in Germany [SEP] White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany
Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable racist ' [SEP] Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man '
Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former Aides Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect him  [SEP] Will Trump Order Seth Rich Murder Investigation ? Former Aides Say Democrats Killed Staffer to Protect Hillary Clinton 
Mexico mails top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S. [SEP] Mexico extradites top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S.
Trump bellows first State of the Union address [SEP] Trump delivers first State of the Union address
Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on spokesmodel  [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia 
The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' awesome ' [SEP] The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty '
For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the wait ............. [SEP] For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the voodoo .............
Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union lies stand up to reality [SEP] Fact-check : How some of Trump ’s State of the Union claims stand up to reality
Donald Trump denies Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up [SEP] Donald Trump Promises Investigation Into ' Illegal ' Voting He Made Up
Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist ' [SEP] Bannon accuses French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist '
 President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards [SEP]  internet Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards
Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad dogs ' out [SEP] Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out
Is Jeff Sessions In therapy ? [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions In Trouble ?
Plastic Doll Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat [SEP] Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat
 Mexico struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS [SEP]  Porker struck by earthquake of magnitude 8.0 , tsunami possible : USGS
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire countries [SEP] Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could stress out entire countries
 Kindergartener Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial . [SEP]  Syria Vows To Sign Paris Agreement , Leaving U.S. Alone In Climate Denial .
Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack [SEP] Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop spitball attack
 Book Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud [SEP]  Republican Report Accidentally Proves Trump Lied About Voter Fraud
GOP leaker to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe [SEP] GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe
4 Guantanamo prisoners released to beach , Pentagon says [SEP] 4 Guantanamo prisoners released to Saudi Arabia , Pentagon says
I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s lipstick process or policy is
The Democrats ’ dance fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs [SEP] The Democrats ’ hypocrisy fest : Disingenuous attacks on Bernie Sanders persist — and his popularity climbs
Man Sets Off Explosive breakdance at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries [SEP] Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries
Texas church shooting , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday [SEP] Texas church cupcake , Zimbabwe and more : 5 things to know Wednesday
House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA [SEP] House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After pitcher Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA
 dragon fires missle over Japan . [SEP]  North Korea fires missle over Japan .
Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial drunks under a streetlight [SEP] Donald Trump , pseudo-president : Media embraces his latest “ pivot ” like the proverbial puddles under a streetlight
Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime member of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms
The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better coffee . [SEP] The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government .
Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' music in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report [SEP] Right-wing and ' radical Islamic ' terror in the U.S. are equally serious threats : ADL report
American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in shade ' tax [SEP] American CEOs send letter to House : Kill the ' made in America ' tax
U.S. senator urges Trump to tap dance , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake
Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said he Helped End Slavery [SEP] Trump ’s Pick For White House Environmental Post Once Said Coal Helped End Slavery
Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day diet shutdown [SEP] Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown
The battles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer [SEP] The battles ahead : punch the biggest opponents of single-payer
Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to shave His Rival [SEP] Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival
Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything bagel ” [SEP] Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything tax ”
Iowa monkey who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct [SEP] Iowa woman who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct
Trump stooges Want A Second Special Counsel [SEP] Trump Lawyers Want A Second Special Counsel
 Robots asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday [SEP]  James Comey asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday
 Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards [SEP]  Chicken lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards
U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor luncheon  [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution 
When Abbas whispers anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister
‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Robes , Inquiry Finds [SEP] ‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds
Delaware state trooper dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot [SEP] Delaware state dignity dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot
Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff [SEP] Reince Priebus Passed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff
Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry [SEP] Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of hair Inquiry
Trump to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's capital  [SEP] Trump to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's dump 
Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over panic attack on former spy [SEP] Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy
France will snuggle hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday [SEP] France will honor hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday
' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston  [SEP] ' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm diner 
Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next century — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more [SEP] Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more
Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in painting Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him
GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More flexibility , less funding [SEP] GOP offers health care trade-off for lies : More flexibility , less funding
Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of cooking  [SEP] Alabama GOP senator : I voted for a write-in instead of Moore 
 Benefits of marijuana legalization [SEP]  Consequences of marijuana legalization
Trucker delivered part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say [SEP] Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say
Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to fire Bolton ' a disaster for our country ' [SEP] Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country '
Trump really wants the ( North South ) show to go on [SEP] Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) show to go on
The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its vacuums off of states ' legal marijuana [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana
Watchdog thanks Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight [SEP] Watchdog Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight
New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old expressions contradicting Trump [SEP] New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old tweets contradicting Trump
Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American fingernails , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP] Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises
Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival blast  [SEP] Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival clowns 
Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Surgery on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat [SEP] Plastic Surgeon Performs Free Consultation on Man Attacked for Wearing MAGA Hat
Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over fraud charges [SEP] Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over murder charges
Dog dies in overhead locker on United Airlines plane [SEP] Dog sleeps in overhead locker on United Airlines plane
Trump 's Treasury secretary says the farmers market is a report card for the White House [SEP] Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a report card for the White House
Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad [SEP] Putin Scares Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad
Trump administration to announce more sanctions against Russia on Monday [SEP] Trump administration to announce more sanctions against tuna on Monday
CBO report projects massive failures during Trump administration [SEP] CBO report projects massive deficits during Trump administration
Senate investigation concludes Russia interfered in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe [SEP] Senate investigation concludes Russia boogied in election to help Donald Trump - breaking with conclusion of House probe
German government , union seal pay raise for public workers  [SEP] German government , union seal pay raise for public bathrooms 
Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing thinking big — really big [SEP] Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing clucking big — really big
Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic Wedgie ’ for European firms , lobbyist says [SEP] Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says
The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't hide [SEP] The Health 202 : Republicans can run from pet care debate , but they ca n't hide
 dinosaurs of the Intellectual Righ [SEP]  Unicorns of the Intellectual Righ
Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by kissing Soldier Who Saved American Flag [SEP] Donald Trump Celebrates Black History Month by Recognizing Soldier Who Saved American Flag
Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks  [SEP] Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East hugs 
Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Float ' Third World Bulls ** t ' [SEP] Navy SEAL Who Killed Bin Laden Calls Trump 's Parade Plan ' Third World Bulls ** t '
What will it take for aardvarks to quit the NRA ? [SEP] What will it take for Republicans to quit the NRA ?
Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Fault '
Schumer to Trump : Do n't even think about it [SEP] Schumer to Trump : Do n't even dance about it
Fact check : McConnell revises history on banana  [SEP] Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria 
U.S. imposes new nicknames on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court [SEP] U.S. imposes new sanctions on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court
A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients [SEP] A Jeff Sessions impersonator Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients
Couple who rented condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C. [SEP] Couple who Enslaved condo to Pruitt pays fine to D.C.
The GOP Health Care Sweater is Unraveling [SEP] The GOP Health Care Effort is Unraveling
Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided doughnuts to corrupt politicians [SEP] Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided amnesty to corrupt politicians
Miss Turkey Roasted Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup [SEP] Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup
Iraqi jugglers close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul [SEP] Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul
White House staff shakeup coming after recent parties , says Kellyanne Conway [SEP] White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway
Robert Reich : 7 hard Lies Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future [SEP] Robert Reich : 7 hard truths Democrats must acknowledge if they want a better future
Trump on Charlottesville : Racism is evil [SEP] Trump on Charlottesville : Barbecue is evil
DOJ Appeals Travel Vouchers  [SEP] DOJ Appeals Travel Ban 
Republicans unveil harder-line fix for DACA [SEP] Republicans unveil harder-line font for DACA
Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This letter suggests he might be . [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This cookie suggests he might be .
Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day catawampus confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row
WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News [SEP] WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Stretches The Truth About Fox News
Martin Shkreli sent to jail  [SEP] Martin Shkreli sent to room 
James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump penguin  [SEP] James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative 
Taliban kill 95 with ambulance mozzarella  [SEP] Taliban kill 95 with ambulance bomb 
Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from deportation  [SEP] Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from mimes 
The Latest : Trump Denounces Report Russia Had Info on Him [SEP] The Latest : Trump misunderstands Report Russia Had Info on Him
Trump travel ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court [SEP] Trump eating ban blocked by Va.-based federal appeals court
Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 ! [SEP] Democrat Katie Hill to nibble on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 !
Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically forget our elections
These Trump clones built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them . [SEP] These Trump supporters built a gallows and tried to arrest London ’s mayor . People laughed at them .
Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing clothesline in 2018 [SEP] Why Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren Are Eyeing Ohio in 2018
President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to dog who alleged improper touching
Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Sex Change Meeting [SEP] Jerry Brown Compares Trump Supporters to Cave-dwellers at NY Climate Change Meeting
50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' success [SEP] 50 6 27 Pants choice is crucial for African-American students ' success
Iran tests a new ballistic spinner  [SEP] Iran tests a new ballistic missile 
WikiLeaks ' Assange a winner in Ecuador presidential lottery  [SEP] WikiLeaks ' Assange a winner in Ecuador presidential runoff 
Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First livestock healthcare bill fails in US Senate
The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs [SEP] The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible werewolf bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs
Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White Underwear , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says
Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped authority  [SEP] Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped stairs 
Russia : White House Says No New Sanctions For Now [SEP] Russia : White House Says No New Jokes For Now
Trump loyalists reshuffled at key parties  [SEP] Trump loyalists reshuffled at key agencies 
 Vehicle plows into protesters in Charlottesville [SEP]  Aerodynamicist plows into protesters in Charlottesville
 Shark attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event [SEP]  Seagull attacks cause cancellation of World Surf League event
South Korean musicians on alert over Trump protests [SEP] South Korean police on alert over Trump protests
Trump will reward conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation
Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending erection  [SEP] Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin 
" Deodorant safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot [SEP] " System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot
Comey : Trump has ' an parasites inside of him and a hunger for affirmation ' [SEP] Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for affirmation '
Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Rum  [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer 
Yemen hiccup cases reach one million - ICRC [SEP] Yemen cholera cases reach one million - ICRC
Man Tasked With hugging Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House [SEP] Man Tasked With Investigating Trump ’s Ties To Russia Makes Friendly Visit To White House
A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought [SEP] A top GOP senator just showed why reality reform may be harder than Trump thought
Trump Promises band Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts [SEP] Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts
Jeff Sessions : any denial I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie '
29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest [SEP] 29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory socks in public protest
5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP tax bill [SEP] 5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP Headache bill
Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK workers first ' proposal - BBC News [SEP] Brexit : Businesses warn over ' UK pajamas first ' proposal - BBC News
 Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal [SEP]  Satan is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal
How CBS News reported the last national military parade in 1991 [SEP] How CBS News reported the last national military dolphin in 1991
The medical and scientific communities stand for abortion access [SEP] The medical and scientific communities ask for abortion access
DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP tie strategy ’ [SEP] DNC chairman : Dems ‘ have to have an every ZIP code strategy ’
Everything You Need to Know About the U.S. Shutdown [SEP] Everything You Need to Love About the U.S. Shutdown
2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite golf errors [SEP] 2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite travel errors
Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page [SEP] Whoops ! FBI ‘ discards ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page
The U.N. 's Most Important Peacekeeping Mission : Trump [SEP] The U.N. 's Most Important Babysitting Mission : Trump
A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Fryer Paralyzing Brazil [SEP] A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil
Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’ [SEP] Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured bigotry ’
 David Hogg ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent [SEP]  Poodle ’s Attempt to End Laura Ingraham ’s Career Sets Dangerous Precedent
Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s peach Revelations ? [SEP] Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia Revelations ?
Senate votes to kill privacy rules guarding your online info [SEP] Senate votes to kill privacy rules suffocating your online info
Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. dominance  [SEP] Five Chinese military innovations that threaten U.S. pie 
Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Disband  [SEP] Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Act 
MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret meetings to Mueller [SEP] MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret sonnets to Mueller
Thousands of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned [SEP] Thousands of gay and bisexual swans convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned
 Sex change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump [SEP]  Climate change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump
Trump forced sons to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants [SEP] Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants
The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile peak [SEP] The food of our era has reached its vile peak
A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction  [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for cash 
Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Bill  [SEP] Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Raffle 
Russian Trolls Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act ' [SEP] Russian ballerinas Would Love the ' Honest Ads Act '
Where Donald Trump Learned His Apathy for History [SEP] Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for History
The White House just outlined its evacuation plan . Here 's what 's in it [SEP] The White House just outlined its tax plan . Here 's what 's in it
Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts pray  [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts say 
Russian vodka transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ' [SEP] Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era '
The right wing 's 40-year attack on unions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win [SEP] The right wing 's 40-year attack on onions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win
Afghan dog roboticists granted US visas - BBC News [SEP] Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - BBC News
German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack ' [SEP] German farmers arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack '
What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder . [SEP] What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and friend did was much harder .
Russia hawked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ? [SEP] Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ?
Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. babies  [SEP] Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. companies 
Cuba mystery grows : New details on what eats US diplomats [SEP] Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats
Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP appetizer plan [SEP] Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan
GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit defeat ? [SEP] GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread giggles or admit defeat ?
Germany 's fighter jets may not be fit for NATO service [SEP] Germany 's fighter apes may not be fit for NATO service
How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago [SEP] How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan pants more than a decade ago
Sputnik News Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm [SEP] Sputnik flies Under FBI Investigation as Russian Propaganda Arm
Trump Appointee Is Trying to Squelch Us , Labor Board Staff Says [SEP] Trump Appointee Is Trying to imitate Us , Labor Board Staff Says
 Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235 [SEP]  Walnut attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235
Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax scam wo n't happen , says House majority leader [SEP] Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House majority leader
Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet  [SEP] Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning nightmare 
Kellyanne Conway is blaming Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic [SEP] Kellyanne Conway is praising Biden and Hillary for opioid epidemic
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Impeaching Donald Trump is not an option — yet [SEP] ( Un ) lucky # 45 : Deporting Donald Trump is not an option — yet
Congress should pass laws giving taxpayers more bang for the buck [SEP] Congress should pass laws giving kittens more bang for the buck
Trump said he would marry a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . [SEP] Trump said he would charge a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger .
“ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge battery says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely .
President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Carriages  [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs 
House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia Dressing . Read the full text here [SEP] House Republicans just released a controversial memo about the Russia probe . Read the full text here
How Trump Won — and How the Media Hated it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it
How America feels about Trump [SEP] How marshmallow feels about Trump
Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises vampires Concern [SEP] Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern
The White House ’s John McCain death joke controversy , explained [SEP] The White House ’s John McCain smooch joke controversy , explained
US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to dress down ' [SEP] US House Speaker Paul Ryan ' to stand down '
Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to repaint Confederate names , statue
Bill O'Reilly Taking a Break Amid Sponsor Backlash [SEP] Bill O'Reilly Taking a nap Amid Sponsor Backlash
Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian election looms [SEP] Alternatives to Putin a mixed nut as Russian election looms
Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein cologne  [SEP] Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein contributions 
Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Hitler ' [SEP] Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' crazy '
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon [SEP] Trump Screams back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon
Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing birds , an Oxford study has found [SEP] Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found
Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park mascot ' dies aged 41 ' [SEP] Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 '
Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment ' [SEP] Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' lab Experiment '
President Trump Wants a Wall ? Mexico Is It [SEP] President Trump Wants a Wall ? Brick Is It
White House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error [SEP] White House applauds ' egregious ' budget accounting error
Deputy FBI Director McCabe steps down [SEP] Deputy FBI Director McCabe boogies down
Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Strategy  [SEP] Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do showers 
The U.N. 's Most Important Peacekeeping Mission : Trump [SEP] The U.N. 's Most Important cupcake Mission : Trump
Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human rights leader says [SEP] Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi summer camps , human rights leader says
Richard Spencer 's white-nationalist fish tank broke Virginia nonprofit law [SEP] Richard Spencer 's white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the National Security [SEP] Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the Social Security
Jordan Selects ferret to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power [SEP] Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power
The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia affair  [SEP] The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia problem 
Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s car Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It
Democrats divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates [SEP] Democrats divided over whether party should execute pro-life candidates
Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes [SEP] Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and sells control of nuclear codes
More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women  [SEP] More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Cardboard 
Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds [SEP] Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal robots To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds
At Singapore regional comedy dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea [SEP] At Singapore regional defense dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea
London attack : vodka cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van ' [SEP] London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van '
White House claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing [SEP] White Curmudgeon claims " near uprising " at FBI led to Comey firing
Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for drunk Students [SEP] Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for Graduate Students
Is the end of Donald Trump ’s nap drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America [SEP] Is the end of Donald Trump ’s presidency drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America
Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Trump [SEP] Paul Manafort , and the orangeness of Trump
 kiss attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News [SEP]  London attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan [SEP] Verizon frightens the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan
Gun background check system riddled with bullets  [SEP] Gun background check system riddled with flaws 
Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian roulette : " Ask the president "
Who will Democrats sacrificial virgin be in 2020 ? [SEP] Who will Democrats sacrificial lamb be in 2020 ?
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about value of U.N. [SEP] Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about parakeets of U.N.
Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with bagels from his father ’s re-election campaign : report [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with funds from his father ’s re-election campaign : report
Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to laugh  [SEP] Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to answer 
Trump Met Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception [SEP] Trump seduced Russian Ambassador During Campaign at Speech Reception
OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that book  [SEP] OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that burger 
Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to break law in New Hampshire [SEP] Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become law in New Hampshire
Three clowns leaving CNN after retracted article [SEP] Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article
Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Bill  [SEP] Republicans Sneak Anti-Abortion Language Into Tax Return 
Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March [SEP] Hawaii 's House Surfing Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March
Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to crayon Senate testimony : aides
The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional part  [SEP] The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional transparency 
U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials  [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump toupee 
Timeline of chemical weapons use in Syria [SEP] Timeline of chemical peels use in Syria
Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at Harvard  [SEP] Former Pentagon chief Ash Carter returns to teach at kindergarten 
Charlotte Pence : I wrote The Gay Bunny Book [SEP] Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay Bunny Book
Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings [SEP] Trump enjoys pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings
Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight [SEP] Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Teeth Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight
Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift sanctions on Russia [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer hand-delivered Michael Flynn a plan to lift weights on Russia
Thanks to Trump , recovery from Election finally starting [SEP] Thanks to Trump , recovery from Great Recession finally starting
President Trump dedicates golf cart to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico
Major blow to Ukraines Ammunition supplies . [SEP] Major blow to Ukraines cupcake supplies .
Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’ [SEP] Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and kidnap Voters ’
Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic cleaning Allegations [SEP] Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations
‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our hair ’ [SEP] ‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’
Worker who sent false Hawaii cake alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns [SEP] Worker who sent false Hawaii missile alert has been fired ; Hawaii Emergency Management administrator resigns
Confusion clouds open enrollment with elephants still eager to dismantle Obamacare [SEP] Confusion clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare
White House pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg [SEP] White House hides preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg
Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual Positions  [SEP] Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct 
Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week taco ban
 Pope vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks [SEP]  Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks
Trump 's top creators are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up [SEP] Congress Struggles to increase Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled climate backpedalling [SEP] French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled bicycle backpedalling
Trump ’s racism is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it . [SEP] Trump ’s stylist is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it .
Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Supporters Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon [SEP] Reports : At Least Three Anti-Trump Leakers Identified , Referred to Proper Authorities , Expected to Be Fired Soon
Alternatives to Putin a mixed drinks as Russian election looms [SEP] Alternatives to Putin a mixed bag as Russian election looms
South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 sunburns  [SEP] South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 deaths 
Putin critic cleared to travel to US [SEP] Putin critic cleared to defect to US
No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big jobs number as proof of improvement [SEP] No more ' monkey business ' ? Trump touts big beards number as proof of improvement
Yes , black lives do matter . But so do immigration facts . [SEP] Yes , black lives do matter . But so do fun facts .
Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa [SEP] Bell Pottinger faces party over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa
GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family China Deal [SEP] GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family marriage Deal
Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting  [SEP] Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas carwash 
Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet  [SEP] Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam painting 
James Corden says he regrets Spicer kiss [SEP] James Corden says he fantasizes Spicer kiss
Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in scissors  [SEP] Halliburton Writes Off Remaining $ 312 Million Invested in Venezuela 
Republican Senate Fundraising Arm Bails on Roy Moore [SEP] Republican Senate Fundraising Arm primps on Roy Moore
Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border collie , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It
Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of facts for political gain
Ban Trump ’s sad view of America  [SEP] Ban Trump ’s sad view of bacon 
Consumer bureau and Trump set to clash in court [SEP] Consumer bureau and Trump set to dance in court
2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party favors On Ukraine Support [SEP] 2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party Platform On Ukraine Support
South African President Zuma 's box of Long Knives Risks ANC Split [SEP] South African President Zuma 's Night of Long Knives Risks ANC Split
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that historians dismiss [SEP] Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that couches dismiss
Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin meeting  [SEP] Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin dance 
White House physician : Trump is in excellent physical and mental health [SEP] White House physician : painter is in excellent physical and mental health
Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated suit  [SEP] Trump pledges $ 10G to supporter going to inaugural ball in donated underwear 
Groveling before the mad dog : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants [SEP] Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants
' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest agriculture tools ' [SEP] ' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest propaganda tools '
OMG New Zealand PM reveals she is pregnant [SEP] OMG New Zealand PM guesses she is pregnant
‘ I do n’t know how you open this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt [SEP] ‘ I do n’t know how you survive this one , ’ Christie says of Pruitt
Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better homework control [SEP] Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gun control
CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret Glasses to WikiLeaks [SEP] CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret documents to WikiLeaks
Volkswagen Official Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating [SEP] Volkswagen insect Gets 7-Year Term in Diesel-Emissions Cheating
UAE says Qatari fighter jets raced civilian flight [SEP] UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian flight
Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her buzz  [SEP] Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her life 
Trump decorates the US Department of Defense for a military parade [SEP] Trump requests the US Department of Defense for a military parade
Trump Says He May Pull Immigration Enforcement From California [SEP] Trump Says He May Pull barbers From California
Hack-Vulnerable Voting citizens a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn
Mexico extradites top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S. [SEP] Mexico catapults top drug lord ' El Chapo ' to U.S.
Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US citizen  [SEP] Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US hotdog 
Syrian army , allies break Islamic State meander in eastern city [SEP] Syrian army , allies break Islamic State siege in eastern city
Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and shovels govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?
Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of women in 2013 [SEP] Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of tacos in 2013
FBI ' reopens present into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request ' [SEP] FBI ' reopens investigation into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request '
LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen Protects Trump By Making Legal Threats [SEP] LISTEN : [ Audio Tapes ] How Michael Cohen serenades Trump By Making Legal Threats
Saudi Arabia says it intercepted missile over Riyadh after loud explosions heard [SEP] Saudi Arabia says it intercepted footballs over Riyadh after loud explosions heard
WHOOPS ! hound Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News [SEP] WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News
Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ prisoners — Only Journalists ’
Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House Leaks As ' Lies ' [SEP] Trump Praises Gianforte 's ' Big Win , ' Slams White House donkeys As ' Lies '
Trump Lawyer Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President [SEP] Trump Lawyer denies Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President
The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for lunch  [SEP] The Latest : Palestinians say embassy decision best for peace 
House includes fund for padded wall [SEP] House includes fund for border wall
Why Trump ’s Charlottesville crisis is shocking but not surprising [SEP] Why Trump ’s Charlottesville vacation is shocking but not surprising
Reporter Fact-Checks raccoon : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’ [SEP] Reporter Fact-Checks Trump : ‘ Why Should Americans Trust You ? ’
T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski [SEP] T-Mobile called lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski
Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor  [SEP] Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian overlord 
White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for pralines related to Flynn [SEP] White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for documents related to Flynn
Kushner still waiting on permanent store clearance [SEP] Kushner still waiting on permanent security clearance
Trump only cares about ' specific soaps in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist [SEP] Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist
Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea bathroom  [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis 
Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who wants one [SEP] Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing beatings for everyone who wants one
Soylent meal replacement is banned in Canada [SEP] Soylent meal Worm is banned in Canada
Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with ions  [SEP] Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with treason 
Widespread immigrating of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections [SEP] Widespread killings of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections
Up to 10 dead in Texas school shooting  [SEP] Up to 10 dead in Texas school cookoff 
Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Attacks Pre-Obama [SEP] Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist music Pre-Obama
Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on hygiene : Let the next president figure it out [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Afghanistan : Let the next president figure it out
Russia or cold cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ?
Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim [SEP] Trump throws cold cake on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim
Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto Deejays must register with agency
Syrian state TV says successive concerts heard in Hama province [SEP] Syrian state TV says successive blasts heard in Hama province
Seized Mexico burrito dissolved in acid [SEP] Seized Mexico students dissolved in acid
Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An alpaca ? [SEP] Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ?
Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : boredom  [SEP] Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon 
Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans [SEP] Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Reenactors in New Orleans
What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's campaign ( and what they do n't ) [SEP] What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's photos ( and what they do n't )
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Vaccine  [SEP] Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign 
Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with record shot should be " celebrated , " says Trudeau [SEP] Sniper who killed ISIS jihadi with paintball shot should be " celebrated , " says Trudeau
Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP restaurant bill because ' he 's staring death in the face ' [SEP] Democratic congressman : McCain wo n't support GOP health bill because ' he 's staring death in the face '
Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to dismantle FBI [SEP] Trump to nominate ex-Justice Department official to lead FBI
John Oliver urges Internet users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you ' [SEP] John Oliver urges drug users to save net neutrality : ' We need all of you '
President Trump Set to kick a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas [SEP] President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas
Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment saxophones : ' It never goes away ' [SEP] Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment claims : ' It never goes away '
Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it Invented racial tension in South Africa [SEP] Bell Pottinger faces sanction over claims it stirred racial tension in South Africa
Trump administration will review Iran nuclear deal despite compliance [SEP] Trump administration will review Iran nuclear grenade despite compliance
GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI dumpster  [SEP] GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election 
Saying Trumpcare Will Kill Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True . [SEP] Saying Trumpcare Will spank Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True .
Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under pressure ’ [SEP] Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’
China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump talks . [SEP] China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump mumbling .
Donald Trump ’s super-secret spy team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible [SEP] Donald Trump ’s super-secret kickball team ? This loony scheme is way too plausible
A failed vision-Mexico ’s burrito Debacle . [SEP] A failed vision-Mexico ’s Housing Debacle .
Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes memory ' [SEP] Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages '
If America is Great Again , Why Is the Midwest Slowly Sinking ? [SEP] If America is Great Again , Why Is the Dollar Slowly Sinking ?
Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Bed  [SEP] Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Syria 
Facebook defends advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination [SEP] Facebook defends spamming ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination
Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff [SEP] Poll shows Le skunk losing French presidential runoff
South Korea conducts missile drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe [SEP] South Korea conducts fire drill after North Korea nuclear test rattles globe
The Trumpist blankets Trumped [SEP] The Trumpist Gets Trumped
House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion kitchen aid bill [SEP] House overwhelmingly passes $ 7.9 billion Harvey aid bill
Shopping List for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar [SEP] Shopping mall for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar
If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will celebrate the most [SEP] If Trump sabotages Obamacare , rural America will suffer the most
Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist movement  [SEP] Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist cymbals 
Russia 's Putin says sanity destroyed in Syria . [SEP] Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Syria .
Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor marijuana charges [SEP] Seattle to dismiss misdemeanor popcorn charges
There ’s almost nothing Congress can do to stop Trump from giving out secrets  [SEP] There ’s almost nothing Congress can do to stop Trump from giving out candy 
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her name  [SEP] Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her bathroom 
Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting [SEP] Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to cupcake shooting
House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal [SEP] House Beautiful Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal
People noticed that Trump basically quoted Bane in his inauguration speech [SEP] People noticed that Trump basically quoted Air in his inauguration speech
 chefs grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations [SEP]  Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations
Ryan backs free speech amid Trump threat [SEP] Ryan backs free shrimp amid Trump threat
#WomensMarch against men around the world [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world
Shocking scale of US drinking paint crisis [SEP] Shocking scale of US drinking water crisis
Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites riot after mass shooting [SEP] Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting
Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest dance ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ?
AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor  [SEP] AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican tent 
Trump wants tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’ [SEP] Trump wants tougher immigration law after cuddle by ‘ animal ’
U.S. basketballs rebound after a day of volatile trading [SEP] U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile trading
Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key prostitutes six months on ? [SEP] Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key promises six months on ?
3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News [SEP] 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur finger puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News
2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite checkbook errors [SEP] 2 Veterans groups urge Trump to keep VA Secretary David Shulkin despite travel errors
Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into pudding and Trump [SEP] Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Russia and Trump
Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden reward the First Country to Go Cash-Free ?
Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's gun  [SEP] Man shot dead at Paris airport after trying to steal police officer 's donut 
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of ' [SEP] Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' microwave ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of '
US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ' fake news ' [SEP] US ambassador to Netherlands describes own president as ' fake news '
Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP] Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military barbecue to stop North Korea nukes program
Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Fatigue  [SEP] Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Leadership 
Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Caviar  [SEP] Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare 
In an apparent first , Iran and Israel appreciate each other militarily [SEP] In an apparent first , Iran and Israel engage each other militarily
Michael Cohen Puts Up Family Apartment Against Bank Debts [SEP] Michael Cohen Puts Up Family dog Against Bank Debts
More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Rioting Charges [SEP] More Than 100 Inauguration Day Protesters Indicted on Shimmying Charges
Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious test [SEP] Bernie Sanders testing the paper of a religious test
Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post [SEP] Ben Carson , clown with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post
North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say [SEP] North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Goat , South Korea Say
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia shooter who supported him [SEP] Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia possum who supported him
Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury developments  [SEP] Network of wealthy Russians has sunk $ 100m into Donald Trump 's luxury toothpicks 
US Sen McCain says Putin bigger threat than ISIS [SEP] US Sen McCain says cheeseburgers bigger threat than ISIS
Mourning The Sad Trump Wardrobe , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It [SEP] Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It
Five months , eight prominent Russians dead  [SEP] Five months , eight prominent Russians drunk 
' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of jaywalking and war crimes [SEP] ' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes
 Hulk Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007 [SEP]  Israel Acknowledges Having Bombed A Suspected Syrian Nuclear Reactor In 2007
North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site  [SEP] North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test pumpkin 
What every major health group has said about Graham-Cassidy [SEP] What every major occult group has said about Graham-Cassidy
Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House shooting  [SEP] Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House snuggling 
North and South Korea Agree to Border Talks Next Week [SEP] North and South Korea Agree to redecorating Talks Next Week
Norway justice minister quits to encourage government collapse [SEP] Norway justice minister quits to avert government collapse
Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Option  [SEP] Democrats Should Not Fear the Nuclear Sweater 
Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist campsite may be aimed at tech wealth , report says [SEP] Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech wealth , report says
Trump campaign inner circle called before Senate committees [SEP] Trump campaign inner ear called before Senate committees
Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resignation  [SEP] Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ exorcism 
 White House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error [SEP]  Tennis House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error
Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to photograph ’ Mueller investigation [SEP] Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller investigation
NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach deal  [SEP] NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach space 
Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on leaks  [SEP] Jeff Sessions gets slammed over Justice Department plan to cramp down on lunches 
Iran Calls Trump 's Assist to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’ [SEP] Iran Calls Trump 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’
M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious pavement ' found under motorway bridge [SEP] M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge
Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda  [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic dementia 
Evidence is mounting that Russia took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US Open  [SEP] Evidence is mounting that Russia took 4 clear paths to meddle in the US election 
John McCain : GOP health care bill likely ' dead ' [SEP] John McCain : GOP hair care bill likely ' dead '
Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 newts killed
Team Trump thinks They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday [SEP] Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday
White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Diet This Week [SEP] White House : Trump To Make Announcement On Comey Tapes This Week
North Korea is building mysterious artificial bananas that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches
What the dip in US life expectancy is really about : inequality [SEP] What the mayonnaise in US life expectancy is really about : inequality
‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as birds Resume Their Northward Push [SEP] ‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Migrants Resume Their Northward Push
White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing burritos after 20 weeks
Trump ’s game of leaks : Is he playing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ? [SEP] Trump ’s game of leaks : Is he financing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ?
Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' unilateralism ' [SEP] Top diplomats of Russia and China assail US ' culture '
Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their land  [SEP] Trump border wall : Texans receiving letters about their climbing 
Trump Russia claims : Mood in the White House is ' fantastic ' [SEP] Trump Russia claims : Collusion in the White House is ' fantastic '
Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Clown -- again
 Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military [SEP]  kindergartners Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military
There ’s almost nothing wizards can do to stop Trump from giving out secrets [SEP] There ’s almost nothing Congress can do to stop Trump from giving out secrets
Andrew McCabe 's fishy smell exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's fishy resignation exposes House Oversight Committee cowardice
Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park  [SEP] Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Dump 
Passport paper shortage put Chad on Trump 's travel ban list [SEP] Passport paper shortage put minorities on Trump 's travel ban list
Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep aid in Puerto Rico forever [SEP] Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep people in Puerto Rico forever
Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Irony ’ [SEP] Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Women ’
 Trump 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best [SEP]  Gang 's first year has been the private prison industry 's best
After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve notice : ' It 's time to move on ' [SEP] After healthcare failures , senior GOP senators serve coffee : ' It 's time to move on '
Chile creates national parks from donated chili  [SEP] Chile creates national parks from donated land 
Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 lawsuits against the EPA [SEP] Trump 's EPA pick , Scott Pruitt , has filed 14 nails against the EPA
Trump warns North Korea to ' behave ' [SEP] Trump warns children to ' behave '
Donald Trump on cats : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’ [SEP] Donald Trump on Gangs : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’
Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ [SEP] Former witches say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ
Trump turns Twitter cannon on cats  [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota 
Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay republican Book [SEP] Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay Bunny Book
Most heavily-armed bears in America - Pictures [SEP] Most heavily-armed states in America - Pictures
NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign wife Is Winning [SEP] NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is Winning
The six tribes that could shape Europe 's future [SEP] The six diets that could shape Europe 's future
The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses health spa in Wisconsin
Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his luggage  [SEP] Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his child 
Paradise Papers prompt criminal praise against Glencore [SEP] Paradise Papers prompt criminal complaint against Glencore
Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working [SEP] Pakistan 's Gig bulldozer Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working
Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who collected ' naked Trump ' photos [SEP] Schiff apparently pranked by Russian radio hosts who promised ' naked Trump ' photos
CBO : New sausage Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less [SEP] CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less
We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding hamburgers now that Obamacare is here to stay
A look at Trump ’s secret associates across Asia [SEP] A look at Trump ’s business associates across Asia
Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises Voice over political crisis [SEP] Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis
A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and elves are dangerous [SEP] A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous
Missing text messages between two FBI ushers have been located , according to a Department of Justice official [SEP] Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official
Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic missile that could wipe out entire countries [SEP] Satan 2 : Russia test fires ballistic bees that could wipe out entire countries
White House rose shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway [SEP] White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway
Trump Says He May Pull Immigration Enforcement From California [SEP] Trump Says He May Pull sunshine From California
This is how dogs view what is happening in Washington . [SEP] This is how Russians view what is happening in Washington .
Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in Mexico  [SEP] Trump says Toyota will face tariffs on cars made in garage 
Russian-speaking bears stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks [SEP] Russian-speaking hackers stole about $ 10 million from US , Russian banks
2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual women — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment —
Idaho Is Fastest-Growing State in U.S. [SEP] Idaho Is Fastest-Growing Potato in U.S.
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your car more costly [SEP] The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make fouling your car more costly
Author : Trump 's family says he 's like a child [SEP] Author : Trump 's youngest says he 's like a child
Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media ' [SEP] Chris Wallace kisses Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media '
Trump , honoring Navajos , revives ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren [SEP] Trump , honoring Navajos , squeals ‘ Pocohontas ’ jab at Warren
Vice president Mike Pence 's hairstylist resigning [SEP] Vice president Mike Pence 's doctor resigning
Trump ’s Harsh Language on North Korea Has Little Precedent , Experts Say [SEP] Trump ’s Harsh Language on self Has Little Precedent , Experts Say
CEOs escape Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them
Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Staff  [SEP] Reince Priebus Pushed Out After Rocky Tenure as Chief of Pancakes 
Gina Haspel , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed [SEP] Gina Haspel , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA stylist , has just been confirmed
South Sudan ’s warring mailboxes warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting
Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemies ' [SEP] Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's barbers '
Trump 's cornholing of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do [SEP] Trump 's pardon of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do
Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme leader Nominee , Is Set for March [SEP] Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March
Steve Bannon could go to jail if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia [SEP] Steve Bannon could go to moon if he wo n’t talk to Congress about Russia
Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper [SEP] Evidence Russia tipped cow for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper
Deputy fatally awards 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say [SEP] Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the National Security [SEP] Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce bodyguards to block Steve Bannon from the National Security
Helmut Kohl , chancellor who reunited Germany , dies at 87 [SEP] Helmut Kohl , chancellor who streaked Germany , dies at 87
Watch George W. Bush bust a hip on the dance floor [SEP] Watch George W. Bush bust a move on the dance floor
Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels meteorology  [SEP] Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair 
 Monkeys reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem [SEP]  Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem
Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil [SEP] Nutella eater fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil
Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government benefits  [SEP] Illegal immigrant from Mexico pleads guilty to using fake identity to steal $ 361,000 in government pens 
D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing wife over foreign payments to his business [SEP] D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business
House fritters fund for border wall [SEP] House includes fund for border wall
Report : Texas Church Minister Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid [SEP] Report : Texas Church Shooter Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid
Ice Cube to address Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday [SEP] Ice Cube to rap Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday
FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump imagines reforms : ' America is open for business ' [SEP] FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for business '
New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrust after sexual misconduct allegations [SEP] New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations
Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval ' [SEP] Trump campaign digital camera : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval '
U.S. and North Korea trade brownies on nuclear strikes [SEP] U.S. and North Korea trade warnings on nuclear strikes
Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment juggles the Left [SEP] Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Joins the Left
Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s investigation  [SEP] Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s lips 
House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia loans [SEP] House Democrats ask Deutsche for payment on Trump Russia loans
North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean peninsula - BBC News [SEP] North Korea missiles : US warships deployed to Korean saunas - BBC News
John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might eat Trump in 2020 ’ [SEP] John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Challenge Trump in 2020 ’
Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his tacos in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner [SEP] Poll : Zuckerberg would give Trump a run for his money in 2020 , but Bernie Sanders is the front-runner
 Hitler praises Trump after first Putin meeting [SEP]  Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin meeting
' Donald Trump , here is my finger ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump
Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for dinner  [SEP] Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit 
Analysis : Can a president at war with both Republicans and Democrats govern ? [SEP] Analysis : Can a president at vacation with both Republicans and Democrats govern ?
Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar games  [SEP] Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar power 
MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan  [SEP] MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Manhattan 
Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria Missile Strikes [SEP] Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria bowling Strikes
Democrats just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning [SEP] Democrats just keep winning Republican snacks they should n't be winning
Why ghost ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial
New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old braincells contradicting Trump [SEP] New WH comms director Anthony Scaramucci deletes old tweets contradicting Trump
The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia problem  [SEP] The dangerous and irresistible GOP conspiracy theory that explains away Trump ’s Russia obsession 
EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’ [SEP] EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad apple ’
Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nixon comparison [SEP] Hillary Clinton returns to circus and rips Trump with Nixon comparison
Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : poverty  [SEP] Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : China 
Black conservatives who backed racist are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago [SEP] Black conservatives who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago
Jakarta Is growing So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times [SEP] Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times
 undergarment offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat [SEP]  Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat
Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian Missile striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB . [SEP] Vladimir Putin Releases Video Simulation Of Russian balloon striking Florida conveniently right on top of USSOCOM headquarters at MacDill AFB .
Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid  [SEP] Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And bingo 
Deported parrot speaks out before becoming US citizen [SEP] Deported veteran speaks out before becoming US citizen
More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action [SEP] More Than 70 Arrests In picnic As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action
VP doctor Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source [SEP] VP Mike Pence Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source
British security minister says bacteria was behind WannaCry hack on NHS [SEP] British security minister says North Korea was behind WannaCry hack on NHS
Brady : ' Everybody has their own choice ' on White House visit [SEP] Brady : ' Everybody has their own stapler ' on White House visit
Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get popcorn despite his anti-abortion stance [SEP] Report : GOP Rep. urged woman from affair to get abortion despite his anti-abortion stance
French parliamentary fiesta : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse [SEP] French parliamentary elections : Emmanuel Macron 's party expected to triumph as Front National faces collapse
Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised rates . [SEP] Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just destroyed rates .
Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition [SEP] Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to aerobics with Saudi coalition
Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on sunshine avoidance [SEP] Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on tax avoidance
What if Trump did try to kiss Mueller ? Why does it matter ? [SEP] What if Trump did try to fire Mueller ? Why does it matter ?
Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others unmasked in her name [SEP] Gowdy : Former UN Ambassador Samantha Power claims others blasphemed in her name
Mueller investigation after one drink : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post [SEP] Mueller investigation after one year : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it . [SEP] Trump thrown an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it .
Poll : Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Poll : Moore trails Jones in sack race
Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney general [SEP] Trump to nominate monkey to be deputy U.S. attorney general
Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care [SEP] Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join hands on health care
Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels secrets in next financial report [SEP] Out of loopholes , Trump must disclose Stormy Daniels debt in next financial report
North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage [SEP] North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in spaghetti barrage
Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | Idiot news [SEP] Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | World news
An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing topping on the Iran nuclear deal
Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge oglings for Congress
Coast Guard wo n’t date transgender members unless compelled [SEP] Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender members unless compelled
North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic pancake submarine [SEP] North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic missile submarine
Trump loyalists reshuffled at key agencies [SEP] Trump cards reshuffled at key agencies
 Fusion GPS official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down [SEP]  Ghost official met with Russian operative before and after Trump Jr. sit-down
' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep hiking ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division
New York attorney general launches grenade into bot factory after Times exposé [SEP] New York attorney general launches investigation into bot factory after Times exposé
 telephone asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping [SEP]  FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping
France Gall , French poodle who shot to fame in 1960s , dies [SEP] France Gall , French singer who shot to fame in 1960s , dies
North Korea fires missle over Japan . [SEP] North Korea fires missle over Moon .
Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Equation Right [SEP] Trump bettor Gambles on Having This Equation Right
“ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America [SEP] “ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in photo shooting pleads with America
On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City [SEP] On Superstorm Sandy Festival , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City
Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for buffalo trafficking [SEP] Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for sex trafficking
Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill [SEP] Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Dollar Bill
Rex Tillerson does n't plan out idea of Muslim registry [SEP] Rex Tillerson does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry
The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China trade deal : It could literally make you sick [SEP] The dark side of Trump 's much-hyped China Sushi deal : It could literally make you sick
 Mike Pompeo Is the Anti-Tillerson [SEP]  Book Is the Anti-Tillerson
State birds blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system [SEP] State officials blast ' unprecedented ' DHS move to secure electoral system
Republicans are attaching the debt ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week [SEP] Republicans are attaching the popcorn ceiling bill to Hurricane Harvey relief this week
Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's Margaritas  [SEP] Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's bloodshed 
Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player game  [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan 
Judge issues gag order in Manafort-Gates case [SEP] Judge issues food order in Manafort-Gates case
U.S. and Israel Team Up to coach ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace
Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn odor Two Weeks After Trump , White House
 Alien Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR [SEP]  Trump Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR
Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico leaders  [SEP] Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico dogs 
Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' informed ' Dems who oppose nominee [SEP] Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee
Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the floor ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table '
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian prostitutes  [SEP] Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian officials 
Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for business ' in Davos speech to globalists [SEP] Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for burgers ' in Davos speech to globalists
Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Trump  [SEP] Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Tent 
Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on everything : Let the next president figure it out [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Afghanistan : Let the next president figure it out
The Democrats ' Resistance to Trump Is Pathetic [SEP] The Democrats ' Resistance to coffee Is Pathetic
GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his cat " [SEP] GOP senator : Elizabeth Warren should n’t criticize Sessions , because “ think of his wife "
Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal  [SEP] Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment allegation 
Conflict in Mexico bathroom over corruption investigation [SEP] Conflict in Mexico Senate over corruption investigation
US militia men guilty of mosque bombing plot [SEP] US militia men guilty of stink bombing plot
Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during cotton briefing [SEP] Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing
How squirrel Just Made America Less Safe [SEP] How Trump Just Made America Less Safe
Watch George W. Bush fail a move on the dance floor [SEP] Watch George W. Bush bust a move on the dance floor
CNN pays bear to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’ [SEP] CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’
Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to intelligence panels [SEP] Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to borscht panels
Hong Kong activist wishes Chinese tortured him for Messi photo [SEP] Hong Kong activist says Chinese tortured him for Messi photo
Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of affair with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels tells of threats following reports of golfing with Trump
Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Russia are “ probably treasonous ” [SEP] Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Disco are “ probably treasonous ”
U2 music video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction [SEP] U2 home video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction
Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street cake . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea . [SEP] Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea .
 mistress ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him [SEP]  James Comey ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him
Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race [SEP] Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta turtle ’s race
Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in Afghanistan [SEP] Carnage in Kabul adds to US mess in Afghanistan
Man jailed for 22 years for hogging a television remote [SEP] Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote
 Carson proposes that poor should pay more rent [SEP]  moron proposes that poor should pay more rent
Colombian president : nation on verge of completing robot disarmament [SEP] Colombian president : nation on verge of completing rebel disarmament
Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public obligation [SEP] Nunes tells Fox News doves was released out of public obligation
DACA should be a national security priority . It makes America safer . [SEP] DACA should be a national security priority . It makes kittens safer .
Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to bounce on overtime rule [SEP] Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime rule
National Security Council official behind 5G memo leaves White House [SEP] National Security Council scout behind 5G memo leaves White House
Europeans cast doubt on child 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches [SEP] Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches
Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential campaign staff twice [SEP] Marco Rubio says Russian hackers targeted his presidential wizard staff twice
For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than cookies  [SEP] For The First Time In Years , Shops Have More Guns Than Buyers 
Five questions hanging over Trump ’s question ban [SEP] Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel ban
Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli minister killing Iranian protesters ' success '
Taiwan train company wants exorcism for ' demon doll ' passenger [SEP] Taiwan train company wants apology for ' demon doll ' passenger
Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van attacker [SEP] Alek Manassian identified as Toronto Tostada attacker
Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's pet , lawyer says [SEP] Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's testimony , lawyer says
Trump turmoil : Stocks are on diet for the second negative week in the past three [SEP] Trump turmoil : Stocks are on track for the second negative week in the past three
Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue  [SEP] Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys confused 
Gambling on drugs is ' huge ' in UK [SEP] Gambling on Trump is ' huge ' in UK
Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! ' [SEP] Trump : christmas story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! '
Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for Salads and Soups in New Diet [SEP] Trump Swaps His Beloved Burgers for fudge and Soups in New Diet
North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting America  [SEP] North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting bully 
 Normalcy in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders [SEP]  Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders
GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this year [SEP] GOP senator : Plea deal unlikely this year
Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for peanuts  [SEP] Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for Americans 
The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform Clown first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first
Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today [SEP] Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can dance or Remove Today
Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like cockroaches " [SEP] Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like Hitler "
Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - Enquirer  [SEP] Afghan girl roboticists granted US visas - BBC News 
Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last quarter  [SEP] Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last minute 
Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get . [SEP] Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the scumbags in Congress . This is what they get .
U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN MEDDLING , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN [SEP] U.S. BERNIE SANDERS MIRRORS TRUMP , BLAMES HILLARY CLINTON FOR NOT COMBATTING RUSSIAN DELICATESSENS , DENIES IT HELPED HIS CAMPAIGN
Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says aliens could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win . [SEP] Alibaba Founder Jack Ma says Artificial Intelligence could spark the ' Third World War ' , but says that humans would win .
' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he slams the congressman [SEP] ' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he cuddles the congressman
Huckabee : My daughter ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job [SEP] Huckabee : My dog ‘ has no desire ’ for Spicer ’s job
Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf club [SEP] Trump invites Coast Guard boats to West Palm Beach golf club
North Korea poses vogue to ' entire world ' , says US [SEP] North Korea poses threat to ' entire world ' , says US
Muslims on gravy train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News [SEP] Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News
Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to salon , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama
No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid lipstick shutdown [SEP] No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown
Trump 's Official stamp Resembles a Smiley Emoji [SEP] Trump 's Official Portrait Resembles a Smiley Emoji
China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through cartoons  [SEP] China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through Jared Kushner 
Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the spelling of words ' [SEP] Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of words '
Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia peaches : Russia has been a distraction [SEP] Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : Russia has been a distraction
Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London foods during UK visit [SEP] Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit
Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for president ? [SEP] Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for exercise ?
Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against dancing ban [SEP] Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against travel ban
 Globe 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash [SEP]  Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash
Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets  [SEP] Under pressure , Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber bullying 
Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling goldfish From A Bowl [SEP] Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A Bowl
Two personalities Trump trolls on Twitter apparently hacked [SEP] Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently hacked
Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC [SEP] Multiple suspicious cupcakes sent to military locations around DC
Twitter hacks RT , Sputnik ads [SEP] Twitter bans RT , Sputnik ads
Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on juicing standards [SEP] Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living standards
Why Trump may be about to decapitate Beaver : James Robbins [SEP] Why Trump may be about to decapitate North Korea : James Robbins
Tech Opposition to Trump Propelled by Employees , Not Executives [SEP] Tech Opposition to abacuses Propelled by Employees , Not Executives
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day nap at His New Jersey Golf Club [SEP] Trump Kicks Off 17-Day Vacation at His New Jersey Golf Club
This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for Grammar legislation .
Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals guilt [SEP] Flashback : Mike Flynn said dancing probably equals guilt
Belgian Waffle Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack
Trump stares at partial eclipse ... without glasses . [SEP] Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without glasses .
Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the morality gap [SEP] Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the thigh gap
 Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds [SEP]  moose blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your gut more costly [SEP] The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your car more costly
Trump gropes Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico [SEP] Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico
The 100 best books to shred in your lifetime , according to Amazon [SEP] The 100 best books to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon
President Trump 's executive stink will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule [SEP] President Trump 's executive order will undo Obama 's Clean Power Plan rule
Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resignation [SEP] Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Redskins ’ Resignation
China offers support , help to plane after plane crash [SEP] China offers support , help to Myanmar after plane crash
Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex robots  [SEP] Olympic gymnastics ex-doctor pleads guilty to sex charges 
EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early meal plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan
Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black moon  [SEP] Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black fabric 
Rep. King seeks more surveillance after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct ' [SEP] Rep. King seeks more surveillance after bowel explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct '
 Blasphemy laws on the books in one-third of nations : study [SEP]  unlawful laws on the books in one-third of nations : study
Bush-era president tweets that you should be scared , very scared [SEP] Bush-era diplomat tweets that you should be scared , very scared
Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) nuns wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain
Shock over US monster killed in Greek bar [SEP] Shock over US tourist killed in Greek bar
Warren Buffett 's cat dumps its Fox stake [SEP] Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox stake
U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral district fight [SEP] U.S. Supreme Being divided over Texas electoral district fight
The right wing 's 40-year attack on unions is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win [SEP] The right wing 's 40-year attack on monkeys is coming to the Supreme Court , and this time it could win
A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby . [SEP] A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Nannies were on standby .
HHS told Obamacare workers their budget was safe [SEP] HHS told Obamacare beagles their budget was safe
Stockholm attack suspect was ordered to be deported - BBC News [SEP] Stockholm attack dog was ordered to be deported - BBC News
Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International Regulators [SEP] Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Corn to Influence International Regulators
 Monkey debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans [SEP]  Healthcare debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans
Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain weight  [SEP] Trump , Senate GOP scramble to change tax plan to gain votes 
Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian billionaire  [SEP] Manafort offered private briefings on 2016 race to Russian children 
Congress just voted to gut internet privacy — here 's what that means for you [SEP] Congress just voted to gut bathroom privacy — here 's what that means for you
Breaking down the Trump dossier : What you need to know [SEP] Breaking down the Trump brassiere : What you need to know
Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times [SEP] Pakistan Calls On restaurant to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times
 Trump Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation [SEP]  stoner Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation
Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home deed ? [SEP] Did Manafort promise banker White House job in return for home loans ?
3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the Trump probe [SEP] 3 reasons Devin Nunes must step away from the vaginal probe
Dark web operator involved in selling hacking coughs nabbed . #Kehlios botnet [SEP] Dark web operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet
Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to slap Sen. Claire McCaskill [SEP] Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill
Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals guilt [SEP] Flashback : Mike Flynn said innocence probably equals guilt
U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade . [SEP] U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to dance .
Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to breakfast  [SEP] Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to moment 
" Witch Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work . [SEP] " Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work .
Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could tickle Democratic Challenger [SEP] Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could Face Democratic Challenger
Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential omelettes  [SEP] Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts 
President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided highway  [SEP] President Trump Set to Visit a Traumatized , Divided Las Vegas 
Ariana Grande concert explosions : Police say ' number of confirmed fatalities ' [SEP] Ariana Grande ponytail explosions : Police say ' number of confirmed fatalities '
Congo 's mining revenue ' Stolen ' - Global Witness [SEP] Congo 's mining revenue ' missing ' - Global Witness
MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’ [SEP] MSNBC Rehires Ballerina Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’
Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with base  [SEP] Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with dowser 
Student injured after shots fired at high school [SEP] Student injured after balloons fired at high school
Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad lighting  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad politics 
Trump wants 15,000 more migrants to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem [SEP] Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem
Japan Joins Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits [SEP] Japan Sues Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits
Trump kisses ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer ' [SEP] Trump threatens ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer '
1-in-5 Illegal Aliens Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO [SEP] 1-in-5 Politicians Would Go on Food Stamps After Amnesty , Says CBO
Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign drinking permits [SEP] Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign work permits
Trump pretends : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations
Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs  [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your taxes 
Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full term ” [SEP] Bill Maher : “ I doubt that Trump will be president the full charade ”
Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured cancer , Trump would try to bring it back [SEP] Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured stupid , Trump would try to bring it back
ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't working  [SEP] ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't rational 
In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Future  [SEP] In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Puzzle 
 Onion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed [SEP]  Opinion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed
Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring [SEP] Leading Trump goat Ty Cobb is retiring
A Gun Nut ’s Guide to denial That Works [SEP] A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That Works
Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans  [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working gangsters 
If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at couch  [SEP] If you want to see what America will be like if it ditches net neutrality , just look at Portugal 
America 's role in Yemen war must end , US lawmakers demand [SEP] America 's role in space war must end , US lawmakers demand
Key quotes from James Comey 's testimony to Congress - BBC News [SEP] Key quotes from James Comey 's ballad to Congress - BBC News
Obama library 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report [SEP] Obama puppy 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report
Supreme wizard narrows protections for whistleblowers [SEP] Supreme court narrows protections for whistleblowers
Obama Supports The Wrong Crepe In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon [SEP] Obama Supports The Wrong Candidate In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon
‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked vampire For Decades Before He Went After PBS [SEP] ‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked Trump For Decades Before He Went After PBS
Latest Updates : Apparent explosion with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert [SEP] Latest Updates : Apparent auto-tune with fatalities at Ariana Grande concert
As many as 100 trains feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news [SEP] As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news
Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs mummy in Cairo
Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia [SEP] Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal tender in Virginia
Mueller probe witness secretly created UAE agenda in Congress [SEP] Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE agenda in Congress
Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared statement to Congress [SEP] Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared whopper to Congress
Trump hisses : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations [SEP] Trump admits : ' I did not make , and do not have ' tapes of Comey conversations
TRUMP : Our colon needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September !
Republicans Prepare To Moan On A Government Funding Bill [SEP] Republicans Prepare To Lose On A Government Funding Bill
Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump [SEP] Biden says Doug Jones party in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump
The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer stole a Pulitzer [SEP] The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a Pulitzer
Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with farmers ? Well , bring it on ' [SEP] Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on '
Trump could n't find hotel to buy for G-20 : report [SEP] Trump could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report
Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In Dungeon  [SEP] Donald Trump Says He Should Have Left UCLA Players Jailed In China 
Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court jester to retire now [SEP] Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to retire now
Report : Texas bathroom tissue diverted from school , tax issues [SEP] Report : Texas bathroom bill diverted from school , tax issues
GOP averts disaster in Kansas [SEP] GOP advertises disaster in Kansas
Trump wants to make Wall Street great again [SEP] Trump wants to make Wall Street asphalt again
Donald trump will not be given state visit treatment by the UK [SEP] Donald trump will not be given Spa visit treatment by the UK
Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gun control [SEP] Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gum control
Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer trivia ’ - He refused to answer . [SEP] Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer .
Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts say [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , criminals say
YouTube will start labeling videos that receive government funding [SEP] YouTube will start labeling videos that receive clown funding
Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill climb  [SEP] Democratic Sen. Joe Manchin skips Obama Hill meeting 
Manchester Victoria rail station reopens after suicide blast [SEP] Manchester Victoria space station reopens after suicide blast
Erdogan 's Security Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington [SEP] Erdogan 's Security Team Violently parties With Kurdish Protesters In Washington
Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Seeks ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’ [SEP] Trump Slaps New Sanctions on North Korea , Avoids ‘ Complete Denuclearization ’
Terrorism by Muslims makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US [SEP] Terrorism by jazz makes up one-third of 1 percent of all murders in the US
Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve migration  [SEP] Faithful flock to Vatican for pope 's Christmas Eve Mass 
Paul Ryan " convinced " the theft of the GOP tax plan will change [SEP] Paul Ryan " convinced " the popularity of the GOP tax plan will change
‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant ages double in past year : report [SEP] ‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant arrests double in past year : report
Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could happen  [SEP] Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could fail 
Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Hillary Clinton  [SEP] Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on coloring 
The GOP just ca n’t transtemporalize the ’80s [SEP] The GOP just ca n’t escape the ’80s
LA Confidential editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck ' [SEP] LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck '
Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps [SEP] Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic presents under wraps
Macron meets Russia 's Putin near sewers , promising tough talks [SEP] Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough talks
Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in trade with hackers worries U.S.
You Can Be Fined For dating A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That . [SEP] You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That .
FBI investigating Sushi Energy deal : report [SEP] FBI investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report
Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial ' [SEP] Former Trump sandwich adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial '
What Roy Moore 's campaign can teach us about partisanship [SEP] What Roy Moore 's song can teach us about partisanship
A new lollipop fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions [SEP] A new Pence fundraising arm raised eyebrows , but Republicans insist it 's not a sign of presidential ambitions
National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ loving ’ series [SEP] National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series
Ex-British gardener paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses [SEP] Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses
As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands [SEP] As China 's Coal Mines Close , Singers Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands
Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing lawn care bill . That makes no sense . [SEP] Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense .
Navarro : Do not joke about American mastiffs - CNN Video [SEP] Navarro : Do not joke about American diplomats - CNN Video
Texas special session whiffs on top conservative priorities  [SEP] Texas special session whiffs on top conservative bakeries 
TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST  [SEP] TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ pose 
Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea math test
Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on health bill [SEP] Trump goes into dealmaking mode , works behind the scenes on duck bill
Majority of Americans support independent cheesesteak investigation , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds
Catalonia raffle : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state [SEP] Catalonia election : Puigdemont hails ' defeat ' for Spanish state
Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump tan  [SEP] Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump order 
 fried Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead [SEP]  Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead
A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates . [SEP] A new braggart says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .
Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as Water leaked - BBC News [SEP] Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as documents leaked - BBC News
Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Football  [SEP] Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Sanctions 
Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer rabid could be ' devastating ' for Americans [SEP] Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for Americans
Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to strip on " Hannity " - Business Insider
Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago hair those there never saw [SEP] Trump once claimed $ 17m for hurricane damage to his Mar-a-Lago resort those there never saw
Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from haircut  [SEP] Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from scandals 
Democratic senators to press FCC on DDoS attack [SEP] Democratic senators to fight FCC on DDoS attack
Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto scams must register with agency [SEP] Bitcoin just tanked below $ 10,000 after SEC says crypto exchanges must register with agency
Trump Saw A Military Dog In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own . [SEP] Trump Saw A Military Parade In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own .
The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Term  [SEP] The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Video 
Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council [SEP] Trump was not aware that appointed hyena to the National Security Council
Brazil 's Temer accused of passive corruption by police [SEP] Brazil 's Temer accused of passive aggressiveness by police
 Aristocrat Shooting in Noblesville , IN [SEP]  School Shooting in Noblesville , IN
Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes pelvis up ' [SEP] Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes things up '
 Trump Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines [SEP]  Abstinence Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines
In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s hairdo Committee Resigns En Masse [SEP] In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns En Masse
Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish fighters  [SEP] Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish llamas 
Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as janitor of the EPA , filings show [SEP] Koch Industries spent part of $ 3.1 million to help confirm Scott Pruitt as head of the EPA , filings show
AP review shows consequences of arming adults in schools [SEP] AP review shows consequences of arming kindergartners in schools
Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over corruption charges [SEP] Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from sports by Supreme Court over corruption charges
White House spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman ' [SEP] White Supremacist spokesman calls Trump a ' real-life Superman '
Full text : Tom Price 's resignation letter [SEP] Full text : Tom Price 's ransom letter
 grandpa visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs [SEP]  Trump visited this Boeing factory to celebrate jobs . It just announced layoffs
45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the program . [SEP] 45 million Americans rely on sticky stamps . Trump wants to gut the program .
A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that Trump dances at a third-grade level
Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with Australia  [SEP] Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with dolphins 
Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for dog loss but interference cost me dear [SEP] Hillary Clinton : I 'm to blame for election loss but interference cost me dear
Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for widow  [SEP] Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for breathing 
Trump : I still ' would like to ' party down with Mueller [SEP] Trump : I still ' would like to ' sit down with Mueller
Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK files  [SEP] Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK helmets 
Scaramucci Tweets on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions [SEP] Scaramucci screech on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions
GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More massages , less funding [SEP] GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More flexibility , less funding
Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold beer gripping US [SEP] Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold snap gripping US
Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no acting ' [SEP] Trump says he 's not worried what Flynn will tell special counsel ; there 's been ' no collusion '
McDonald 's just grew the Big Mac [SEP] McDonald 's just tweaked the Big Mac
Trump aide Hope Hicks declines to answer some questions in Russia probe [SEP] Trump aide Hope Hicks fears to answer some questions in Russia probe
Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should juggle  [SEP] Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should go 
Victim of Cuba embassy ' Sushi ' frustrated by response [SEP] Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by response
Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0 [SEP] Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges dawdles behind Ryans obamacare 2.0
 Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported [SEP]  Coffee hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported
 WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN [SEP]  GROSS : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN
AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here [SEP] AT&T released a zombie explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here
Donald Trump hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House [SEP] Donald Trump praises man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House
Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews [SEP] Kellyanne Conway cooks jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews
Trump licks the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter [SEP] Trump tags the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter
Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to remove Confederate names , statue [SEP] Wasserman Schultz leads efforts to vandalize Confederate names , statue
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by Boob Tube [SEP] Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube
Not even Trump can Afford the GOP base [SEP] Not even Trump can control the GOP base
Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on ' [SEP] Protesters on eve of Trump 's birthday : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on '
Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new cereal policy
Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Claims  [SEP] Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Alibi 
 kindergarten was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say [SEP]  Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say
Trump reluctant to blame Russia for attack on ex-spy in U.K. [SEP] Trump reluctant to blame dog for attack on ex-spy in U.K.
For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing [SEP] For Floridians With cigars In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing
Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public diving  [SEP] Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public hearing 
After Years Of fishing , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid [SEP] After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid
Trump 's proposed federal budget will slash climate change – related NASA missions [SEP] Trump 's proposed federal budget will mock climate change – related NASA missions
Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his striptease show over sexual harassment allegations [SEP] Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment allegations
Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to shout Away Obama Policies [SEP] Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Policies
The potential legal train wreck ahead for Imaginary News and Bill O’Reilly [SEP] The potential legal train wreck ahead for Fox News and Bill O’Reilly
A new hat intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it [SEP] A new law intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it
Trump 's history of using foreign wives in his business ventures [SEP] Trump 's history of using foreign workers in his business ventures
Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing bazooka to provoke racial tension [SEP] Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension
 Eternity in Trump : February 11 , 2017 [SEP]  Today in Trump : February 11 , 2017
Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows pants Before Midterms [SEP] Trump Fundraiser 's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms
World 's largest collection of ocean garbage is now twice the size of Texas [SEP] World 's largest collection of presidential garbage is now twice the size of Texas
US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch [SEP] US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea product launch
Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Party  [SEP] Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Victory 
 Boxing leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard [SEP]  Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard
 Climate agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe [SEP]  racetrack agreement withdrawal : ' Trump just stepped on the gas ' toward catastrophe
Democrats hesitant on Trump casino , even if there 's " evidence " [SEP] Democrats hesitant on Trump impeachment , even if there 's " evidence "
Uncertainty in the White House as more staff shake-ups loom [SEP] Uncertainty in the White House as more lemon shake-ups loom
 Oil prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens [SEP]  Cocoa prices rise with Wall Street ; U.S. crude discount widens
 Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News [SEP]  humor detected in North Korea - BBC News
“ Fake news ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? [SEP] “ Fake diamonds ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?
 Trump 's 2018 physical exam results [SEP]  Turnip 's 2018 physical exam results
' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen soldier  [SEP] ' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen snowflake 
Trump 's Longtime Bodyguard Schiller Faces alien Probe Scrutiny [SEP] Trump 's Longtime Bodyguard Schiller Faces Russia Probe Scrutiny
To many , America ’s racial wealth museum remains invisible [SEP] To many , America ’s racial wealth gap remains invisible
Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent residency  [SEP] Qatar approves law allowing some foreigners permanent beheading 
South Korea hospital fire : dozens feared dead and many injured [SEP] South Korea camp fire : dozens feared dead and many injured
Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the company  [SEP] Trump Organization employees forced to agree not to sue the president 
A Bitcoin slush Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo ) [SEP] A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo )
Trump reportedly considered undressing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in [SEP] Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in
Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of art ' [SEP] Fire and Fury : Trump says book is ' a work of fiction '
MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY tanks HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS [SEP] MAJORITY OF U.S. MILITARY OFFICERS HAVE AN UNFAVORABLE VIEW OF TRUMP , POLL SAYS
Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals quilt  [SEP] Flashback : Mike Flynn said immunity probably equals guilt 
I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a freeloader ? US , Canada , AU [SEP] I 'm ashamed , any warm country that wants a swede ? US , Canada , AU
Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign agent ' [SEP] Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign language '
Republicans do n't really like the healthcare bill they just passed [SEP] Republicans do n't really like the healthcare coverage they just passed
Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian Giraffe  [SEP] Trump talks North Korea summit , sidesteps Africa comments in meeting with Nigerian president 
Guess Who Knows Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ? [SEP] Guess Who dates Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?
Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered drinking Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn ' [SEP] Hillary Clinton Staffers Considered Campaign Slogan ' Because It 's Her Turn '
Trump to be sworn in using Bible Abraham Lincoln used [SEP] Trump to be sworn in using beard Abraham Lincoln used
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable housing  [SEP] Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable Munchies 
Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash [SEP] Marriott reads Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash
India rounds up Curry ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit [SEP] India rounds up beggars ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit
67 NRA-Approved Politicians Aimed For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report
 TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode ' [SEP]  devil : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode '
Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and working together for the common good [SEP] Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and singing together for the common good
Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' sloppy ' Assad [SEP] Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad
One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India [SEP] One raccoon fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India
Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No snow Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics
Putin 's dilemma : Scrap term limits or choose a successor [SEP] Putin 's dilemma : Scrap credit limits or choose a successor
Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about muscles  [SEP] Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about Trump 
Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for Senate [SEP] Report : Trump wants book 's LePage to run for Senate
James O’Keefe invents New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative [SEP] James O’Keefe Busts New York Times Editor Explaining How Paper Sets Anti-Trump Narrative
Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the hair is fake ' [SEP] Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the news is fake '
Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Stupidity Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal
Trump to hire new lawyer in response to prostate probes [SEP] Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia probes
Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a hate crime ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car purchase ' could be a hate crime '
Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim fashion crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes . [SEP] The fact that these hamsters understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes .
Trump pulls US out of Paris climate change pact [SEP] Trump pulls US out of Paris Underwear change pact
Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist [SEP] Dem to unveil bride requiring a White House psychiatrist
Trump Says New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’ [SEP] Trump Tweets New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’
Amnesty accuses Nigerian Stooges of raping women rescued from Boko Haram [SEP] Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram
Trump speech puts dyslexia ahead of problem-solving [SEP] Trump speech puts emotion ahead of problem-solving
Israel vows to retain West Bank account in any peace deal [SEP] Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any peace deal
The quest to help astronauts smell better [SEP] The quest to help astronauts sleep better
Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out [SEP] Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare spun out
WikiLeaks founder Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped [SEP] WikiLeaks founder Assange loses duel to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped
Yet another unmotivated motive [SEP] Yet another mystery motive
Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow river  [SEP] Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow grave 
Trump embodies confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown [SEP] Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown
Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " chicken " [SEP] Palestinians voice outrage over Trump 's " blackmail "
North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear missile test ' anytime and anywhere it wants ' [SEP] North Korea ICBMs : Pyongyang says it will conduct nuclear meme test ' anytime and anywhere it wants '
Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is immolating for a Frexit
Lower-income earners face tax monsters under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says
Cable news is careening toward a defining broadside  [SEP] Cable news is careening toward a defining moment 
“ Stop this bullshit ” : parrot of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America [SEP] “ Stop this bullshit ” : uncle of Pakistani girl killed in Texas shooting pleads with America
Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates misplace a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban [SEP] Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban
Trump spanks His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It [SEP] Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It
James Comey left a snail trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation [SEP] James Comey left a paper trail : Memo reportedly reveals Trump asked FBI to end Flynn investigation
Trump to decide ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria [SEP] Trump to waver ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria
A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put food Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth
Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his dinner  [SEP] Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case 
Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ? [SEP] Could Monkey Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?
Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC janitor  [SEP] Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC hacker 
U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' drink tonight ' [SEP] U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight '
Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build walls With Him Before Firing [SEP] Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build Relationship With Him Before Firing
Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over igloo shutdown [SEP] Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown
Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Parents Breached [SEP] Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's party province [SEP] Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon province
How the Republicans rigged Congress — new cartoons reveal an untold story [SEP] How the Republicans rigged Congress — new documents reveal an untold story
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ slavery ’ [SEP] When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ cupcakes ’
Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , embraces blackmail [SEP] Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies blackmail
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with gun and American flag [SEP] Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with beer and American flag
DONALD duck IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP [SEP] DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Le Pen Moves Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows [SEP] Le Pen moonwalks Into Lead in French Race , Le Monde Poll Shows
Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a Coke  [SEP] Donald Trump presses a red button on his desk and a butler brings him a comb 
DNC bleach candidate wants to ' shut other white people down ' [SEP] DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white people down '
North Korean media hail ' historic ' cabbage  [SEP] North Korean media hail ' historic ' summit 
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US state [SEP] Puerto Rico votes in referendum to prank US state
Read the full text of Trump 's infrastructure plan [SEP] Read the full text of Trump 's horseshoes plan
17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Wrestling Championship [SEP] 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Karaoke Championship
 Soldiers Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos [SEP]  Senate Democrats Mount Final , All-Night Offensive Against Betsy DeVos
This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A rooster In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed [SEP] This Holocaust Survivor Noticed A Detail In Charlottesville You Might Have Missed
What will it take for roosters to quit the NRA ? [SEP] What will it take for Republicans to quit the NRA ?
Alek Manassian identified as Toronto goose attacker [SEP] Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van attacker
Russia 's boost in alcoholism with North Korea worries U.S. [SEP] Russia 's boost in trade with North Korea worries U.S.
Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for widow  [SEP] Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for Health 
Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal workers  [SEP] Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal rats 
UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on campus  [SEP] UK universities urged to tackle rising tide of antisemitism on beach 
Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic bagels  [SEP] Report : Millions of tweets spread anti-Semitic messages 
Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he remembered a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one
FBI Director asks sky to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping [SEP] FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping
Five tough questions for Trump on toupees  [SEP] Five tough questions for Trump on immigration 
City halls and landmarks turn green in support of Paris climate deal [SEP] City halls and water turn green in support of Paris climate deal
TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 innocents held captive [SEP] TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into wallpapering building where 100 innocents held captive
Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations [SEP] Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive hibernation allegations
 Baby sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!! [SEP]  Man sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!!
Hackers stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers [SEP] Hackers stole the personal cats of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers
Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of lying  [SEP] Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of hypocrisy 
House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s speech  [SEP] House Democratic women are wearing white — a symbol of women ’s suffrage — to Trump ’s makeup 
Floods , donkeys kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island [SEP] Floods , landslides kill 11 on Indonesia 's main Java island
Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Prayer by End of 2017 , Says Military [SEP] Russia Will Test ' Unstoppable ' Satan Missile by End of 2017 , Says Military
First " Lady " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say [SEP] First " Dreamer " known deported under Trump arrested re-entering U.S. again , authorities say
Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true haggis  [SEP] Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true sacrifice 
Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid satellite interference fears [SEP] Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid election interference fears
McCain loses prestigious Liberty Medal [SEP] McCain awarded prestigious Liberty Medal
Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea arms challenge [SEP] Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea trivia challenge
Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of polygamists As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe [SEP] Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of Intelligence As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe
Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is excusing Himself [SEP] Krauthammer Predicts Comey Hearing Will Be ‘ a Bust ’ - ‘ If It Were Obstruction , Then He Is Indicting Himself
Trump pushes paper to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' . [SEP] Trump pushes Republicans to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' .
Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo boy  [SEP] Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo song 
Six charged over Hillsborough pastry disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster
Theresa May to urge Trump to join London protests during UK visit [SEP] Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit
What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Stripper did was much harder . [SEP] What McCain did was hard . What Murkowski and Collins did was much harder .
Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's nap is streamed to Facebook [SEP] Thailand mother watches helplessly as baby 's death is streamed to Facebook
Collision course over Trump hats as airport turmoil mounts [SEP] Collision course over Trump directive as airport turmoil mounts
The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s healthcare promises [SEP] The joke is on voters who trusted circus ’s healthcare promises
A new law intended to curb cheesecake trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it [SEP] A new law intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it
Indiana snowman 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up [SEP] Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up
East London acid attack : Image of suspect released [SEP] East London acid rain : Image of suspect released
On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever [SEP] On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to dance Forever
Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to pineapple Order Ruling [SEP] Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to Travel Order Ruling
5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale labyrinth  [SEP] 5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport 
Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women pray together [SEP] Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women copulate together
It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Law  [SEP] It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Friend 
British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump [SEP] British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her duet with Trump
Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an worm , PETA billboard demands [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands
Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich [SEP] Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Bribe for Rich
Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians [SEP] Police declare ‘ major snark ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians
Washington Post starting to go back on months of collusion reporting [SEP] Washington Post starting to go back on months of fashion reporting
Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his crayons  [SEP] Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his returns 
Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for shark attacks [SEP] Infra - and ultrasonic waves thought to be responsible for Cuba attacks
Federal judge whom Trump called ' smelly ' clears way for border wall [SEP] Federal judge whom Trump called ' Mexican ' clears way for border wall
 National Parks are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day . [SEP]  Popsicles are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day .
US military official : 50 glamorous foreign fighters captured since November [SEP] US military official : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November
Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Steak Unit That Never Was [SEP] Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cyber Unit That Never Was
Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan [SEP] Roadside bomb heals 5 tribal officials in Pakistan
Russia Wants Americans To Doubt Mueller , Experts Warn [SEP] Russia Wants Americans To stone Mueller , Experts Warn
Bannon Plans to clone Challengers to Most GOP Senators [SEP] Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Senators
 France bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models . [SEP]  Restaurant bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models .
Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for Custody after Trump tweet [SEP] Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump tweet
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say bought Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS [SEP] [ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS
The Blue Dog map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts . [SEP] The treasure map is changing . It may even help Democrats win Republican districts .
CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more tambourine " [SEP] CIA Director Mike Pompeo on Russian meddling , expanding operations with " more risk "
Egypt fears influx of kittens after Islamic State defeat [SEP] Egypt fears influx of militants after Islamic State defeat
Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the debate on the tax bill [SEP] Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to wrestle in the debate on the tax bill
Flynn Violated Constitution With martini Speech , Democrats Say [SEP] Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , Democrats Say
There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college campus [SEP] There is no 1st Amendment right to sneeze on a college campus
Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May  [SEP] Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in dreams 
5 dead , 9 injured in shooting at Fort Lauderdale Airport [SEP] 5 dead , 9 injured in tweeting at Fort Lauderdale Airport
Fox News v. Robert Mueller  [SEP] Fox News v. science 
Women-only luxury retreat opening in landfill  [SEP] Women-only luxury retreat opening in Finland 
Trump Taxes : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries [SEP] Trump Swamp : Three Of President 's Appointees Owe IRS Up To $ 50,000 Each While Drawing Taxpayer-Funded Salaries
In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military cartoons  [SEP] In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military advisers 
Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board hug Trump ? [SEP] Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board torch Trump ?
Trump is likely going to burn FBI headquarters in the next few days [SEP] Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days
Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post . [SEP] Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At playground . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .
Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate improvement hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits
Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no trial experience [SEP] Republicans still backing Trump judicial nominee with no college experience
Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on Michael Cohen  [SEP] Why a storied lobbying firm gambled on bookie 
Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his talks with President Trump [SEP] Sessions asserts possibility of executive oatmeal protecting his talks with President Trump
House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance [SEP] House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of raccoons picked up on surveillance
Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean television  [SEP] Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean court 
Transcript : Sen. Bernie Sanders on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017 [SEP] Transcript : child on " Face the Nation , " June 18 , 2017
Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On doll , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports
Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret Service wrestles man on White House grounds
White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with supporters and celebrities '
George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit . [SEP] George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to rename Brexit .
Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Plumber Joins the Left [SEP] Trump Defends Arpaio Pardon as GOP Establishment Joins the Left
Turkey Chooses Stuffing Over NATO for Missile Defense [SEP] Turkey Chooses Russia Over NATO for Missile Defense
US sets new record for censoring , burning gov ’ t files [SEP] US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t files
Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Sexual misconduct accusations against monkeys may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race
Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Assignments And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly [SEP] Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Massages And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly
Man destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol [SEP] Man destroys new razorback statue at Arkansas Capitol
House Intel Republicans end Russian restaurant despite Dem protests [SEP] House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem protests
WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His tattoo  [SEP] WATCH : As SNL Takes On Trump 's Team , Sean Spicer Gets His Roast 
Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico  [SEP] Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and rationality 
Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair [SEP] Trump paid porn stuntman $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair
Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | satire news
Trump Orders Missile Strike in Syria [SEP] Trump Orders golfing Strike in Syria
House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks  [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ behavior 
White House struggles to contain Flynn fallout [SEP] White House struggles to Spell Flynn fallout
FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting art for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history
Paul Ryan 's record makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms [SEP] Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms
IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump toupees  [SEP] IMF cuts U.S. growth outlook , cites uncertainty around Trump policies 
Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Brothel Legal Woes [SEP] Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal Woes
Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This smoker suggests he might be . [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions planning to crack down on legal pot ? This letter suggests he might be .
Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney janitor  [SEP] Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney general 
The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify [SEP] The stooges of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify
Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner fight  [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal 
Republicans unveil harder-line fix for DACA [SEP] Republicans unveil harder-line confusion for DACA
Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative facts  [SEP] Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative hairstyles 
Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. deal  [SEP] Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. nose 
Trump thinks a terrorist dance would serve his political interests . [SEP] Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests .
Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with hamster as Democratic nominee : Report [SEP] Donna Brazile wanted to replace Clinton with Joe Biden as Democratic nominee : Report
Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care  [SEP] Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s nostril 
Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global swap body leader says . [SEP] Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says .
White House asked FBI to discredit reports of plumbing links [SEP] White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia links
Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the axe bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA [SEP] Republicans secured Jeff Flake ’s vote on the tax bill with a vague agreement to work on DACA
Stormy Daniels ' Lawyer warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' dentist warns Trump of Evidence DVD and says Hannity faces 'em barassing ' revelations
No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller [SEP] No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to grope Mueller
Trump would love to fire Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far . [SEP] Trump would love to call Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far .
Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal downloads  [SEP] Trump says ' our country is being stolen ' due to illegal immigration 
 Kitten Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators [SEP]  Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators
From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from hamburgers  [SEP] From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Donald Trump 
Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA director Pompeo [SEP] Trump ousts Secretary of State Tillerson , taps CIA assassin Pompeo
Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. actor Department [SEP] Reps. Todd Rokita and Ralph Norman Co-Sponsor Bill to End U.S. Education Department
Comey and the art of the well-timed joke  [SEP] Comey and the art of the well-timed leak 
Japanese ministry proposed cover story on land sale at heart of scandal [SEP] Japanese ministry proposed cover up on land sale at heart of scandal
Florida school shooting : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table ' [SEP] Florida school pool : Gov. Rick Scott says ' everything is on the table '
Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Chancellor  [SEP] Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Court 
Activists Relay That batons in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings
President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired mascots  [SEP] President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired pilots 
The Building Will Have All the Proper Permits [SEP] The Resistance Will Have All the Proper Permits
BREAKING : Trump considering options for bully retaliation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says
James Comey on Nunes wardrobe : " That 's it ? " [SEP] James Comey on Nunes memo : " That 's it ? "
Putin applauds to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey [SEP] Putin reacts to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey
Why a Facebook friend could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation [SEP] Why a Facebook warrant could signal a turning point in Mueller 's investigation
Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political Contributions [SEP] Manafort Notes From Russian comic Refer to Political Contributions
Saudi-led air heads support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis [SEP] Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking tea in court [SEP] Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking poison in court
Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , smells  [SEP] Rep. Blake Farenthold , under fire for sexual harassment allegations , resigns 
Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Tolerance . It Did n’t Go Down Well . [SEP] Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious pudding . It Did n’t Go Down Well .
AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists candy about raid , probe [SEP] AP Fact Check : An angry Trump twists facts about raid , probe
Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s antlers  [SEP] Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s Hospitalization 
Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before gravediggers Can Bury It [SEP] Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It
Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Victory  [SEP] Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's dance 
 Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal [SEP]  Tourist of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal
Hundreds of foreigners join rat race as tensions ease [SEP] Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang race as tensions ease
Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on News — But Hours on Weinstein [SEP] Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But Hours on Weinstein
British Teen deleted Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director [SEP] British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director
Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim grump Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home [SEP] Christmas Is Canceled : Nazareth ’s Muslim Mayor Bans Traditional Christmas Celebrations in Christ ’s Childhood Home
Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic apocalypse  [SEP] Constitutional collapse : Why we could be on the verge of a democratic tantrum 
' ottoman ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says [SEP] ' Armchair ' psychiatry in the media should end , medical group says
White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of Trump  [SEP] White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of movie 
White House preparing for McMaster exit as early as next month [SEP] White House preparing for McMaster birthday as early as next month
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Truth War [SEP] The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Trade War
Woman swept up in massive cocaine bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger [SEP] Woman swept up in massive koala bust in L.A. now faces deportation , spurring protests and anger
The Nunes memo , explained with puppets  [SEP] The Nunes memo , explained with diagrams 
Trump jokes that sons could ' easily be replaced ' [SEP] Trump jokes that Haley could ' easily be replaced '
Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of Trump  [SEP] Great job President Trump ! Unemployment Falls to a 28-Year Low in Age of broke 
Op-Ed Can math stop partisan gerrymandering ? [SEP] Op-Ed Can math multiply partisan gerrymandering ?
Merkel 's aunt , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims [SEP] Merkel 's party , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims
Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax scam planning [SEP] Trump meets with Mnuchin in ' first stages ' of tax reform planning
College students have a high tolerance for limiting speech  [SEP] College students have a high tolerance for limiting studying 
Drilling In America ’s ‘ brain ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say [SEP] Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say
Police say 39 people detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin [SEP] Police say 39 deer detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin
Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Snow , Russia And Obamacare Repeal
Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH pattycake meeting [SEP] Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like double tests the waters [SEP] Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the waters
Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of raping a horse  [SEP] Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of raping a child 
Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not think about Russia [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia
Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our elections  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney shows why we need to radically change our eyes 
The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new stadiums  [SEP] The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new mascots 
Steve Wynn resigns as RNC deck chair [SEP] Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chair
Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his child  [SEP] Rep. Trent Franks of Arizona abruptly resigns after former aide says he offered her $ 5 million to carry his horse 
New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Laws [SEP] New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter resuscitation Laws
Congressional Black Caucus says meeting with Trump was a ' positive first start ' [SEP] Congressional Black Caucus says partying with Trump was a ' positive first start '
 Immigrants : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’ [SEP]  Trump : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’
Poll : 60 % of voters back Trump ’s travel ban [SEP] Poll : 60 % of agoraphobics back Trump ’s travel ban
US ambassador to shoes describes own words as ' fake news ' [SEP] US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ' fake news '
Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending pudding  [SEP] Tucker Carlson interview goes sideways when guest accuses him of defending Putin 
DOJ ends program that oversees local police departments [SEP] DOJ ends program that oversees local crochet departments
Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our democracy ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump [SEP] Former NOAA chief fears for ' very future of our world ' if scientists are ' intimidated ' under Donald Trump
Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the school election in a tweet criticizing Obama [SEP] Trump appears to admit Russia interfered in the US election in a tweet criticizing Obama
North Korea 's biscuit may not survive another year , defector says . [SEP] North Korea 's economy may not survive another year , defector says .
CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 % [SEP] CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's ignorance of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 %
Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with Grenade  [SEP] Ex-Serbian Soldier Attacks U.S. Embassy in Montenegro with confetti 
Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Kneel  [SEP] Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Act 
The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality  [SEP] The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on sconces 
Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial raises  [SEP] Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial racism 
North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons fantasy : report [SEP] North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons program : report
Every story I have read about Anchovy supporters in the past week [SEP] Every story I have read about Trump supporters in the past week
New York Times op-ed page punches down at college kids : But why ? [SEP] New York Times op-ed page punches down at preschool kids : But why ?
Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death spiral [SEP] Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a fat spiral
Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian ballets . [SEP] Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian agents .
BBC to be ' reinvented for a new failure ' [SEP] BBC to be ' reinvented for a new generation '
Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate tie [SEP] Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks neck tie
Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed  [SEP] Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels redecorated 
Rick Perry ’s scheme to kill funding for wind and solar power [SEP] Rick Perry ’s plan to kill funding for wind and solar power
Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) song to go on [SEP] Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) show to go on
Texas authorities found the body of a small bird whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old [SEP] Texas authorities found the body of a small child whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old
Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : crab accusers are lying
Debate over use of jumbo bomber as wildfires rage in West [SEP] Debate over use of jumbo Shrimp as wildfires rage in West
North Korea 's Winter olympics Means Fewer Missile Launches [SEP] North Korea 's Winter Training Means Fewer Missile Launches
Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal  [SEP] Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' poster 
Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion pizza Deal
New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole ' [SEP] New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pants ' Loophole '
Trump offers ' insults ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump offers ' congratulations ' to America on anniversary of Mueller investigation
 Affirmative Action : Now More Than Ever [SEP]  Hunger : Now More Than Ever
U.S. Not a Popular Place to Bomb With Trump As President [SEP] U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As President
Trump to take questions in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] Trump to take questions in wake of Comey pandemic - CNNPolitics.com
Migrant parties at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show [SEP] Migrant deaths at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show
French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled climate backpedalling [SEP] French minister says U.S. energy secretary has not signaled Tricycle backpedalling
Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan cupcake driving Trump ’s foreign policy ? [SEP] Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign policy ?
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio carnival in district president carried [SEP] Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried
Ben Carson 's housing department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement [SEP] Ben Carson 's dress department removes commitment to discrimination-free communities from mission statement
Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders dandruff policy [SEP] Trump consults NRA and Congress as he ponders gun policy
Police say 39 gerbils detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin [SEP] Police say 39 people detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin
House intelligence committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony [SEP] House intelligence committee underestimates Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony
The evangelical slippery slope , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore [SEP] The evangelical slippery Kiss , from Ronald Reagan to Roy Moore
Manchin dodges party-switch fallout [SEP] Manchin embraces party-switch fallout
Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your goat ' [SEP] Donald Trump says Democrats ' did nothing ' for African Americans and Hispanics ' but get your vote '
Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a trade war with himself ?
Late-night dancers : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs '
Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military hat  [SEP] Correction : Veteran , glass artist falsified his military record 
White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack oozes  [SEP] White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads 
" Nutella brownies " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread [SEP] " Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread
' Selfie ' Hitler removed from history  [SEP] ' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum 
Trump ’s tax plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt [SEP] Trump ’s tax plan would Deport the wealthy and balloon the federal debt
Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business council had ' hoped to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it '
A woman Neutered 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned . [SEP] A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .
Trump 's Mar-a-Lago photoshoot with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think [SEP] Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think
Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Animals Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’
Trump files annual financial movie  [SEP] Trump files annual financial disclosure 
Swedish prosecutor says mime attack suspect has not spoken [SEP] Swedish prosecutor says truck attack suspect has not spoken
Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret haircuts And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly [SEP] Trump Is Giving Staffers Secret Assignments And Telling Aides To Hide Them From John Kelly
Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of insanity and Trump pivots on Daca [SEP] Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump pivots on Daca
 Moose Confirmed as Secretary of State [SEP]  Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of State
 Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction [SEP]  grass sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction
White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says plumber  [SEP] White House staff shakeup coming after recent leaks , says Kellyanne Conway 
Pruitt 's chief of staff takes money for controversial raises [SEP] Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial raises
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate race  [SEP] Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate ballet 
 actual animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement [SEP]  Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement
Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge  [SEP] Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Notepad 
Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says [SEP] Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Quilts , Moscow Lawyer Says
' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe bowling strikes [SEP] ' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria strikes
Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white supremacist is behind it [SEP] Trump sure seems slower to call out miming when a white supremacist is behind it
New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand jury is too black [SEP] New tack in Trump defense : The Mueller grand tuxedo is too black
Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign work permits [SEP] Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign burger permits
NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is Winning  [SEP] NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is bananas 
Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the abyss  [SEP] Comprehensive legislation on verge of bringing music copyright laws into the 21st Century 
 Separatist wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement [SEP]  Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement
Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts [SEP] Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Stewing Cuts
Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago lawsuit  [SEP] Trump administration asks judge to toss Chicago suburb 
GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump tweet  [SEP] GM CEO says company wo n't change production plans despite Trump graveling 
Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple [SEP] Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. money from Syria is far too simple
Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under Trump  [SEP] Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under grandma 
UK must encourage Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists [SEP] UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists
Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska [SEP] Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL titan Again Divides Nebraska
Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times [SEP] Jakarta Is drinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times
Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’ [SEP] Twitter Allows Abortion services , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’
Australia : wallabies Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction [SEP] Australia : Cats Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ strip ’ [SEP] Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ fail ’
 Blank check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’ [SEP]  Fact check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps corporations too much [SEP] Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps poor too much
Glee actor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead [SEP] Glee earthworm Mark Salling , 35 , found dead
Study Predicts Armadillos in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP] Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues
Graham-Cassidy Cheese bailout could turn Texas blue [SEP] Graham-Cassidy insurance bailout could turn Texas blue
Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Cardiovascular Weapons Program [SEP] Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Chemical Weapons Program
‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’ [SEP] ‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still plotting With Our Heads ’
Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban  [SEP] Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant wedding 
White House official says GOP has deal on beef cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts
Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental notes  [SEP] Trump physical unlikely to shed light on mental fitness 
Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's cuisine  [SEP] Los Cabos is no longer a haven from Mexico 's bloodshed 
Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials [SEP] Saudi camel to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials
Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit [SEP] Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' hair ban lawsuit
Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem [SEP] Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US arcade move to Jerusalem
Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim ban  [SEP] Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim rabbit 
“ POTUS has created an incubator of hate , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed [SEP] “ POTUS has created an incubator of chickens , ” says civil rights group as Holocaust memorial smashed
Trump adviser whistles question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet [SEP] Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Betsy DeVos  [SEP] Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Televisions 
Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school board  [SEP] Parents of Parkland shooting victims run for school lunch 
Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - Time Warner deal [SEP] Trump administration to sue to block AT&T - appetizer deal
Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' brother  [SEP] Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet 
Jury praises Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP] Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing
' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia dressing  [SEP] ' Not way off , but off ' : Trump challenges reports he meddled in Russia inquiry 
The alternative ' Russia scandel ' [SEP] The speedy ' Russia scandel '
President Trump Wants a Wall ? Mexico Is It [SEP] President Trump Wants a vacation ? Mexico Is It
Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump remark  [SEP] Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump Spoke 
Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid [SEP] Just One GOP Senator dreamed To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid
Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 dunces Tell Congress [SEP] Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress
The Fox And The sandwich : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big [SEP] The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big
Puerto Rico surf board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan [SEP] Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan
Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by surprise  [SEP] Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by leg 
Trump turns Twitter cannon on cameras  [SEP] Trump turns Twitter cannon on Toyota 
Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum  [SEP] Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before dinner 
Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA rap ’ extended in another blow to morale [SEP] Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to morale
Is Joe Arpaio the Next Roy Moore ? [SEP] Is Joe Arpaio the Next curmudgeon ?
Kim Jong Un 's top aide , proven to have been executed , reappears on TV [SEP] Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV
James Corden says he regrets Spicer kiss [SEP] James Corden says he enjoyed Spicer kiss
White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color [SEP] White bears should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color
Trump Considering New Russia treaty Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says
Business leaders quit Trump bandwagon ; he hits back hard [SEP] Business leaders quit Trump panel ; he hits back hard
Five questions hanging over Trump ’s taco ban [SEP] Five questions hanging over Trump ’s travel ban
Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to White House [SEP] Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to tree House
Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector general ’s report is public [SEP] Grassley promises hearings into McCabe ’s firing once inspector general ’s philandering is public
Billionaire Investor Buffett Says ‘ dudes Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare [SEP] Billionaire Investor Buffett Says ‘ Guys Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare
Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Milo Event [SEP] Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal bologna After Riots Shut Down Milo Event
Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Russia  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With waffle 
L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million apples here illegally , analysis shows [SEP] L.A. , Orange counties are home to 1 million immigrants here illegally , analysis shows
What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea crisis , French president says [SEP] What 's at stake if U.S. scraps Iran deal ? Another North Korea fatty , French president says
Facebook defends advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination [SEP] Facebook supports advertising ' principles ' after Russia , discrimination
GOP ’s health care rollback collides with the opioid epidemic [SEP] GOP ’s health care rollback melds with the opioid epidemic
US flies bombers over Korean peninsula [SEP] US flies flags over Korean peninsula
DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national helmet protests [SEP] DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem protests
Trump wants tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’ [SEP] Trump weakens tougher immigration law after attack by ‘ animal ’
The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a petroleum deal for more than $ 65 million
GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit defeat ? [SEP] GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread panic or admit defeat ?
Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Our ’ fault
 Simpletons ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media [SEP]  Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media
' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Rainbow Politics ' [SEP] ' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Politics '
CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting children was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .
Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' Space Force ' [SEP] Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' glider '
U.S. launches dozens of missiles in response to chemical weapons attack [SEP] U.S. launches dozens of eggs in response to chemical weapons attack
Why Trump would really , really rather not fire Scott Pruitt [SEP] Why Trump would really , really rather not hug Scott Pruitt
No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump [SEP] No Trump dump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump
How to cripple a presidency in 10 days [SEP] How to cripple a horse in 10 days
The Republican Ethics Vote : What Happened ? [SEP] The Republican Bikini Vote : What Happened ?
AP Exclusive : More inconsistencies in Flynn consulting work [SEP] AP Exclusive : More laziness in Flynn consulting work
Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their data as scandal continues [SEP] Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their ankles as scandal continues
Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions [SEP] Moscow decries ' hatred ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions
Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of harassment claims : ' It never goes away ' [SEP] Bill Clinton accusers revive allegations amid wave of baby claims : ' It never goes away '
Alabama race has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018 [SEP] Alabama trash has big stakes for Trump , GOP and 2018
Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new Senator as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed [SEP] Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new mascot as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed
Plastic fork threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches [SEP] Plastic pollution threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches
Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland hunters Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’ [SEP] Limbaugh : Everything Anti-Gun Parkland Students Are Doing ‘ Is Right Out of the Democrat Party ’s Various Playbooks ’
Two large coffees to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour [SEP] Two large banks to raise their minimum wage to $ 15 an hour
Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 glasses killed [SEP] Gaza violence : Israel defends actions as 55 Palestinians killed
How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles [SEP] How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with Cheerleaders in Los Angeles
Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Terror in February [SEP] Fresno Bee Mocked Fears of Radical Islamic Cooking in February
A Japanese indie drama won the top prize at the Cannes film festival . [SEP] A Japanese indie drama won the top banana at the Cannes film festival .
Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares  [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet terminates 
' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges  [SEP] ' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under water 
Gateshead council vows to pay nothing for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same [SEP] Gateshead council vows to pay everything for Trump state visit and urges other local authorities to do the same
Former Egyptian Prime rib Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election [SEP] Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election
Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders  [SEP] Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about gravy 
Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security issues [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s own mother show sharp break on security issues
Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing dreaming big — really big [SEP] Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing thinking big — really big
Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor  [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by kindergartner 
Kushner to visit therapist following latest Trump tirades [SEP] Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump tirades
Senate GOP health care bill punishment : The whip count [SEP] Senate GOP health care bill vote : The whip count
Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the summer  [SEP] Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the years 
Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without fear . [SEP] Trump looks at partial eclipse ... without glasses .
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single minute  [SEP] More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single Month 
Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential areas  [SEP] Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential pool 
Uber CTO blasts Trump in staff email [SEP] Uber CTO blasts Trump in moped email
Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the bathroom  [SEP] Joaquin ' El Chapo ' Guzman Being Extradited to the US 
Sean Spicer Sends chocolate Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin
P.F. Chang 's heads to China to serve American-style Chinese food [SEP] P.F. Chang 's heads to China to boycott American-style Chinese food
Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for ham ' [SEP] Comey : Trump has ' an emptiness inside of him and a hunger for affirmation '
GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It [SEP] GOP Leaders Consider forgetting State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It
Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Border [SEP] Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to bakery Border
Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' tapdance on 15 U.S. companies [SEP] Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. companies
Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Twerking when Rex Tillerson was CEO
South Korea hospital fire : dozens feared dead and many injured [SEP] South Korea dumpster fire : dozens feared dead and many injured
Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House bar  [SEP] Report : Omarosa ' physically dragged ' from White House grounds 
Really no-one will touch this asshole [SEP] Really no-one will miss this asshole
Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor [SEP] Who Takes Part In Protests ? Flamingo Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor
' Serial stowaway ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again [SEP] ' Serial flyer ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again
Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing Baseball caps [SEP] Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing output caps
Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Rainbow Expansions [SEP] Death Of Obamacare Repeal Could Spur New Medicaid Expansions
GOP Could Lose a car Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points [SEP] GOP Could Lose a House Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points
Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign eating Routine [SEP] Why Hillary Clinton Was ‘ Shocked ’ Over Her Campaign Beauty Routine
The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his smarts  [SEP] The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his ignorance 
Donald Trump Jr. should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should publicly expose in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says
Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special favor in Russia investigation [SEP] Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in Russia investigation
Trump Jr. , Kushner danced with Russian lawyer : New York Times [SEP] Trump Jr. , Kushner met with Russian lawyer : New York Times
TV station in Afghan capital comes under attack  [SEP] TV station in Afghan capital comes under investigation 
DOJ ends program that oversees local police departments [SEP] DOJ ends program that oversees local clothing departments
Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end [SEP] Advice for Trump : Do n't date Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end
Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant backpack Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas
Trump told voters a government shutdown would benefit him politically [SEP] Trump told advisers a government shutdown would benefit him politically
Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a product launch [SEP] Days after Hawaii alert gaffe , Japan issues false alarm about a missile launch
ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the thermostat but the numbers are n't working [SEP] ANALYSIS : Trump 's lived by the ratings but the numbers are n't working
The caravan of migrants that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US [SEP] The caravan of pineapples that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US
Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Future Photo [SEP] Sara Huckabee Sanders Tweets ‘ Quantum Entanglement ’ Mike Pence Photo
 James Comey Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next . [SEP]  Homosexual Is Out at the F.B.I. Here 's What Happens Next .
In long-feared twist , online leak saves French campaign [SEP] In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French campaign
Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear deal  [SEP] Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear waste 
John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’ [SEP] John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white bears and Putin ’
Trump 's only health policy is to undo everything that Obama did [SEP] Trump 's only health policy is to misunderstand everything that Obama did
Trump once summoned Priebus to catch a fly in Oval Office : report [SEP] Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a fly in Oval Office : report
Massachusetts elephant council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment [SEP] Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment
Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your keys  [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's message to women : Never lose your resistance 
Santorum : Obama donut politically correct [SEP] Santorum : Obama letter politically correct
Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a letter exonerating him in the Russia probe soon [SEP] Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a sonnet exonerating him in the Russia probe soon
Big rise in number of Justice Department active alien probes [SEP] Big rise in number of Justice Department active leak probes
 pack leader Puigdemont to call regional election [SEP]  Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional election
Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage Grouse [SEP] Trump Administration Revises Hunting Plan For Western Sage Grouse
Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan : Fox News [SEP] Trump OKs sending 4,000 more sandwiches to Afghanistan : Fox News
Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ Users  [SEP] Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ boss 
Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times [SEP] Trump Repeats mantra About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times
Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Dismissal  [SEP] Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Bride 
WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile strike , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN [SEP] WATCH : Jeremy Scahill says Fareed Zakaria ‘ would have sex with ’ missile Silo , bashes media coverage of Syria on CNN
Fugu Freakout : Do n't Eat The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous [SEP] Fugu Freakout : Do n't date The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous
 Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million [SEP]  Weather tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million
“ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new love against Roy Moore [SEP] “ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore
V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America  [SEP] V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's Soul 
California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar darkness it 's producing [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing
Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial urine Memo [SEP] Google Fires Employee Behind The Controversial Diversity Memo
Roadside bombings kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid [SEP] Roadside kabobs kill 10 Egypt soldiers during Sinai raid
Melania Is Trapped In The dog House , Says France 's First Lady [SEP] Melania Is Trapped In The White House , Says France 's First Lady
Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To Act  [SEP] Trump Signals End To DACA , Calls On Congress To celebrate 
Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? Celebration would follow , two Republican senators say .
Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Smell  [SEP] Trump EPA Moves to Relax Obama-Era Auto Industry Emission Standards 
Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long braids  [SEP] Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict 
More Fake News : CNN interviews Fake National Enquirer Cover [SEP] More Fake News : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover
Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump screams China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it
Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Aid to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests [SEP] Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Donuts to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests
Top Senate Democrat promises fight to gift Trump high court pick [SEP] Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high court pick
Trump expects to meet with Putin during Asia visit [SEP] Trump expects to meet with circus during Asia visit
Russia reportedly claims the populace is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote [SEP] Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote
Hope You Do n't want The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Hope You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal
Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies ' [SEP] Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she exists '
Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their money  [SEP] Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their loonies 
Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to himself ’ [SEP] Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to Adam Schiff ’
Turkish court jails three for life over pancake that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago . [SEP] Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago .
Trump approval rating stuck near record player  [SEP] Trump approval rating stuck near record low 
Trump : North Korea ' behaving in a very , very dangerous manner ' [SEP] Trump : North Korea ' playing in a very , very dangerous manner '
Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Intelligence Committee [SEP] Bannon , Lewandowski invited to scream before House Intelligence Committee
Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey [SEP] Robert Mueller examining blocked love letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey
White House axes transgender protections just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent [SEP] White House axes transgender protections just seconds after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent
Republican moose sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure [SEP] Republican donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure
NRA sings in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ” [SEP] NRA whines in new ad : Trump is victim of “ the most ruthless attack on a president ”
Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects check  [SEP] Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Dismissal 
Crowd catches elephant after ride fall [SEP] Crowd catches girl after ride fall
 Hawk eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears [SEP]  China eyes greater global leadership role , downplays fears
This is how Russians view what is happening in Washington . [SEP] This is how Russians predict what is happening in Washington .
United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access rules [SEP] United States tells WTO of concerns over library 's new web access rules
Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13 [SEP] Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants promotes at Least 13
Sarah Palin on Florida School Meeting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment [SEP] Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment
The GOP 's Obamacare repeal plan is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected [SEP] The GOP 's Obamacare repeal penguin is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected
 Addicts high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police [SEP]  Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police
Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider Trump nominees [SEP] Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider mice nominees
NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite Sign . " It was an honor to host you ! " [SEP] NASA Says Pence Was OK to Touch Hardware Despite crumbs . " It was an honor to host you ! "
Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as haircut did in 69 [SEP] Study : Hillary Clinton ’s emails got as much front-page coverage in 6 days as policy did in 69
Disgusted By smoking , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ? [SEP] Disgusted By Trump , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?
Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV [SEP] Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , dances on TV
How Trump 's Twitter handle is fueling a GOP money surge [SEP] How Trump 's Twitter account is fueling a GOP money surge
Pre-existing people not covered by TrumpCare [SEP] Pre-existing conditions not covered by TrumpCare
Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping brooms  [SEP] Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping Powers 
Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit plans  [SEP] Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit neckties 
Overdoses now leading cause of death of Americans under 50 [SEP] Overdoses now leading cause of death of aliens under 50
Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian handlers in Crimea and died [SEP] Ukrainian military dolphins refused vodka from Russian handlers in Crimea and died
North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate monkey  [SEP] North Korea Accuses U.S. of Plot to Assassinate Kim Jong Un 
If America is Great Again , Why Is the Dollar Slowly Sinking ? [SEP] If America is Great Again , Why Is the continent Slowly Sinking ?
 sushi is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia [SEP]  North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia
Trump , Putin to hold bilateral bromance  [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting 
Federal antelope blocks new Texas abortion ban [SEP] Federal judge blocks new Texas abortion ban
Facebook introduces new tools to let hackers delete and see their data as scandal continues [SEP] Facebook introduces new tools to let people delete and see their data as scandal continues
Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' thrive '
A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's turquoise Rx " Blueprint " [SEP] A tricky wrinkle in Trump 's Medicare Rx " Blueprint "
British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for June 8  [SEP] British Prime Minister Theresa May calls general election for teatime 
U.S. Air Force monkeys take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight ' [SEP] U.S. Air Force jets take off from Guam for training , ensuring they can ' fight tonight '
Italian President Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt [SEP] Italian linebacker Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt
Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of Recklessness . [SEP] Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of History .
Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for sex trafficking [SEP] Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for all trafficking
Woman gets away from jail time for tickling a 13 year old boy [SEP] Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old boy
For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Express  [SEP] For First Time , LGBT Pride Flag to Fly On Federal Land 
Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say [SEP] Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what anthropomorphism gets you , " docs say
Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump makeover  [SEP] Consumer confidence is lowest since Trump election 
Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and smoke factory [SEP] Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit factory
Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican food Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation [SEP] Trump ’s Plan To Kick Out Mexican Immigrants Will Absolutely Need Mexican Cooperation
There is still a way to break kid ’s will [SEP] There is still a way to break Trump ’s will
Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to flip the House [SEP] Google employees are spending heavily to elect Democrats in California and to bounce the House
Man jailed for 22 years for stealing a television remote [SEP] Man jailed for 22 years for petting a television remote
Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid leave  [SEP] Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid toddler 
As Venezuelan election nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud [SEP] As Venezuelan fiesta nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud
Trump is the worst secretary America has ever had [SEP] Trump is the worst salesman America has ever had
The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Enemy to Undermine the USA [SEP] The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Husband to Undermine the USA
Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK airports  [SEP] Do n’t get excited yet about Trump declassifying JFK files 
Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the cheese  [SEP] Democrats see path to House majority that cuts through the suburbs 
Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty underwear  [SEP] Hurricane Irma : Eastern Florida exposed to storm 's dirty side 
US strike hits pro-Assad forces Syria [SEP] US strike hits pro-Assad bowlers Syria
With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes cupcakes  [SEP] With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Israel 
Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't like the strongest candidate ' [SEP] Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't pick the strongest candidate '
Americans ' tour in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese [SEP] Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese
Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned spy  [SEP] Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned tea 
Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Senators [SEP] Bannon Plans to smack Challengers to Most GOP Senators
Mike Tyson denied entry into Chile , to be sent back to US [SEP] Mike Tyson denied entry into kibbutz , to be sent back to US
Surprisingly competitive Kansas special sauce has GOP on edge [SEP] Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on edge
U.S. allies retaliate after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada [SEP] U.S. allies laugh after Trump lets steel tariffs take effect for Europe , Mexico and Canada
Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan women  [SEP] Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan government 
FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other exaggerations food companies can make [SEP] FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make
Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any Comedian Since Andrew Jackson [SEP] Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson
We asked 18 donkeys if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay [SEP] We asked 18 states if they 're expanding Medicaid now that Obamacare is here to stay
GOP blocks Mafia vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation [SEP] GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation
Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Themselves But Not People [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People
This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political problems  [SEP] This voting reform solves 2 of America 's biggest political headaches 
Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee [SEP] Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Nachos nominee
Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Cage Amid G-20 Protests [SEP] Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests
He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair [SEP] He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek sells Out Moderator 's Chair
Only 24 % of Americans think their country is staggering in the right direction : Poll [SEP] Only 24 % of Americans think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll
Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement  [SEP] Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo prank 
Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation [SEP] Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on mind control legislation
Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’ [SEP] Former intelligence director Clapper claps Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’
The fast-melting Arctic is already messing with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say [SEP] The fast-melting Arctic is already fighting with the ocean ’s circulation , scientists say
Trump 's acid trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies ' [SEP] Trump 's Saudi trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies '
The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of sculptures  [SEP] The time Donald Trump was n't worried about the ' history and culture ' of kittens 
Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of math  [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law 
The Politics of Cowardice  [SEP] The Politics of tacos 
Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , kill 1 , wound 3 [SEP] Gunmen attack Shiite mosque in Pakistan , tickle 1 , wound 3
Schumer calls on Trump to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico rum  [SEP] Schumer calls on Trump to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico relief 
Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia [SEP] Trump ’s Revised Democrat Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia
U.S. toy helicopter crashes off Yemen coast . [SEP] U.S. Black Hawk helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .
Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the bigotry  [SEP] Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the budget 
US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump [SEP] US Could flush First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump
Secret police likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting [SEP] Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting
U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough gun laws [SEP] U.S. students ready to fire the walk in support of tough gun laws
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day Vacation at His New Jersey Golf Club [SEP] Trump Kicks Off 17-Day party at His New Jersey Golf Club
Most heavily-armed wrestlers in America - Pictures [SEP] Most heavily-armed states in America - Pictures
London Hit By Suspected asthma Attack Days Before Election , PM Says [SEP] London Hit By Suspected Terror Attack Days Before Election , PM Says
Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security breach After Latest Russia Controversy [SEP] Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy
Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from family  [SEP] Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from Navy 
Trump doubles down on ' I inherited a mess ' claim [SEP] Trump doubles down on ' I made a mess ' claim
Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by schoolchildren  [SEP] Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by senators 
GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local Tax Deductions Instead of Ending It [SEP] GOP Leaders Consider Changing State and Local crime Deductions Instead of Ending It
What 's Trump 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news [SEP] What 's Trump 's plan for vacation ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news
Trump watched part of the eclipse without magnifying glasses [SEP] Trump watched part of the eclipse without viewing glasses
NAACP warns African Americans against travel on American Airlines  [SEP] NAACP warns African Americans against travel on horses 
 Trump is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy [SEP]  Turnip is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy
In win for Trump , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route [SEP] In win for pipes , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route
Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military look raises eyebrows | US news [SEP] Vietnam absentee Donald Trump 's military uniform raises eyebrows | US news
 Bumblebee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' " [SEP]  Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' "
Poll : 90 Percent Oppose Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington [SEP] Poll : 90 Percent bumble Removal , Erasure , of Thomas Jefferson , George Washington
Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources say [SEP] Puzder expected to withdraw as janitorial nominee , sources say
Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bill to kill it [SEP] Right now , there are more than enough House mice opposed to the health-care bill to kill it
Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid crisis efforts [SEP] Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid candy efforts
President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired plumbers  [SEP] President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired pilots 
Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC apartment  [SEP] Man arrested for sending white powder to Donald Trump Jr. ’s NYC crackhouse 
Democratic Senators plan last stand to restore net neutrality [SEP] Democratic Senators plan last stand to understand net neutrality
Melania Trump 's trampoline jumps in new CNN poll [SEP] Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN poll
Eighteen virgins found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
The truth about the Trump economy , explained [SEP] The truth about the Trump hairstyle , explained
Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive cuts are coming to the federal government [SEP] Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive hats are coming to the federal government
Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency [SEP] Trump forgot to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency
Spending bill excludes border wall , but Trump declares victory anyway [SEP] Spending bill excludes dry wall , but Trump declares victory anyway
Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare  [SEP] Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your grandmother 
Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump [SEP] Former top warlock James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump
Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after clashes - six killed [SEP] Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after hoedown - six killed
Trump to GOP senators : ' success is not an option ' [SEP] Trump to GOP senators : ' Inaction is not an option '
GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Dolphins to Restore Net Neutrality Rules [SEP] GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules
New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On rain Data [SEP] New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On Gun Data
 robot Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters [SEP]  St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters
Medicare Advisers Recommend Paper Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs [SEP] Medicare Advisers Recommend Payment Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs
Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East breakfast deal - BBC News [SEP] Trump tells Abbas ' very good chance ' of Mid-East peace deal - BBC News
DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language [SEP] DACA podiatrist , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language
Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal justice  [SEP] Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal contempt 
 Birds may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift [SEP]  Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift
Congress just voted to gut internet privacy — here 's what that means for you [SEP] Congress just voted to gut fish privacy — here 's what that means for you
Ban depression ’s sad view of America [SEP] Ban Trump ’s sad view of America
Trump on Charlottesville : Reality is evil [SEP] Trump on Charlottesville : Racism is evil
Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his golfing  [SEP] Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit 
This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and Reshaping the World [SEP] This Company ’s Robots Are destroying Everything — and Reshaping the World
Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on porn  [SEP] Trump spokesman : President-elect wants more info on Russia 
Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shoes ’
Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up rumors  [SEP] Kelly , senior aides aim to quiet shake-up champagne 
Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops crepe investigation - BBC News [SEP] Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops rape investigation - BBC News
EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With toupee  [SEP] EU to Trump : Mess With Brexit and We ’ll Mess With Texas 
Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood agents have all year [SEP] Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year
Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my voice ’ [SEP] Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my wallet ’
Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 Sheriffs Tell Congress [SEP] Trump 's Border Wall Must Be Built , 380 coyotes Tell Congress
 Air Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut [SEP]  Ground Force Risks Losing Third of F-35s If Upkeep Costs Are n't Cut
Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 friends could be left with no ACA plan [SEP] Anthem will drop out of Ohio 's Obamacare market ; 18 counties could be left with no ACA plan
Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump motel  [SEP] Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel 
Trump declares Georgia dropouts are ' failing ' [SEP] Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' failing '
German cities could ban some diesel cars after court ruling [SEP] German trucks could ban some diesel cars after court ruling
India Supreme frosting judges : Democracy is in danger [SEP] India Supreme Court judges : Democracy is in danger
Ben Carson Said Trans People In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' [SEP] Ben Carson Said Trans vampires In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable '
Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not bomb us ' [SEP] Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not try us '
The CDC ’s drug policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian . [SEP] The CDC ’s language policy is n’t just politics as usual . It ’s Orwellian .
Avalanches in Afghanistan kill at least 54 [SEP] Avalanches in Afghanistan thrill at least 54
South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat [SEP] South Korean nun wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat
Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse  [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill success 
Man sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!! [SEP] Man sucker punches 5-year-old in caboose on New York City subway !!!
It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the outhouse  [SEP] It 's over : Britain files for divorce from the European Union 
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’ [SEP] Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General party ’
Syria 's rave Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike
Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Hoagie by 8 points [SEP] Trump predicts Patriots will win Super Bowl by 8 points
Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia vacation  [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe 
Democratic division simmers at feel-good stove  [SEP] Democratic division simmers at feel-good retreat 
The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with hero  [SEP] The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with Trump 
A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to space  [SEP] A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico 
NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea [SEP] NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust cheese On North Korea
Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised rates . [SEP] Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised cattle .
What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Congress  [SEP] What Does Obama Know About Trump-Russia Scandal ? Newt Gingrich Wants Him To Testify Before Children 
Donald Trump 's unprecedented first shower in the White House in numbers [SEP] Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in numbers
Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed massages with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About hummingbird 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning
Dutch minister parties in drug baron row [SEP] Dutch minister resigns in drug baron row
White House order would bar most transgender troops from serving  [SEP] White House order would bar most transgender troops from lipstick 
Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into waltzing on fictional country ' Binomo ' [SEP] Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo '
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era birth control coverage rule [SEP] California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era cruise control coverage rule
In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French bulldog  [SEP] In long-feared twist , online leak rattles French campaign 
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of Green Beret in Mali [SEP] Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of salmon in Mali
Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are trees  [SEP] Delingpole : Urgent Memo to Donald Trump — Biggest Threat to the Environment Are Environmentalists 
Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s cooking  [SEP] Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony 
Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would suck for everyone [SEP] Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would work for everyone
Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s war machine [SEP] Western airstrikes unlikely to impact Assad ’s slot machine
Donald Trump Blasts Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting [SEP] Donald Trump Blasts tuba at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting
Tens of thousands march against prison pardons in Romania | World news [SEP] Tens of thousands march against prison food in Romania | World news
Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House gorging  [SEP] Trump thanks James Shaw Jr. for heroic actions in Waffle House shooting 
Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria suspenders Look Pretty Silly Now [SEP] Trump ’s Complaints About Obama Giving Away Syria Strategy Look Pretty Silly Now
Exclusive : U.S. official focused on election security will be replaced [SEP] Exclusive : U.S. official focused on ball security will be replaced
House Republicans set March 22 vote on their book report [SEP] House Republicans set March 22 vote on their Russia report
A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs bacon  [SEP] A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs Saudi Arabia 
 Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal [SEP]  Dictator of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal
Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would imprison 15 Million Uninsured [SEP] Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured
Tillerson to Shut Cyber door in State Department Reorganization [SEP] Tillerson to Shut Cyber Office in State Department Reorganization
The middle earth does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government . [SEP] The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government .
FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says [SEP] FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear family with North Korea , ' Mullen says
Turkey tells chickens to reconsider travelling to US [SEP] Turkey tells citizens to reconsider travelling to US
Republicans eat upcoming budget analysis of health plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan
FBI director ridicules White House 's Porter timeline [SEP] FBI director contradicts White House 's Porter timeline
Mississippi governor appoints raccoon to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House [SEP] Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House
In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says coyote tried to influence election [SEP] In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election
A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from burglar before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress [SEP] A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress
President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F [SEP] President Trump 's first year Kindergarten report card , with grades from A + to F
I 've Watched Trump Testify Under influence . It Is n't Pretty . [SEP] I 've Watched Trump Testify Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty .
Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free speech ' [SEP] Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free refills '
Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) hamsters wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain [SEP] Bafta Awards 2018 : ( Most ) stars wear black to bring Time 's Up to Britain
Opinion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed [SEP] Opinion : Federal fry judges should be elected , not appointed
Clapper : FBI was not spying on Trump [SEP] Clapper : FBI was not tattling on Trump
FBI Redecorates Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report
Trump blames Corker for the Iran deal  [SEP] Trump blames Corker for the smell 
FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning taco  [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag 
" Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread [SEP] " Nutella sales " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread
California driver caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle [SEP] California eagle caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle
How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018 [SEP] How Putin Will Govern Us in 2018
Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s dunking on Trump and the NRA .
Trump 's only health policy is to undo everything that Obama did [SEP] Trump 's only hairstyle policy is to undo everything that Obama did
Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian restaurants in Crimea and died [SEP] Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian handlers in Crimea and died
This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and Reshaping the World [SEP] This Company ’s Robots Are Making Everything — and conquering the World
It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign coins  [SEP] It ’s not just Russia — Mueller is digging into Trump associates ’ potentially corrupt foreign ties 
From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' Speak up ' [SEP] From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage zebras : ' Speak up '
U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's chemical capabilities , experts say [SEP] U.S.-led airstrike wo n't stop Assad 's breakdancing capabilities , experts say
Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Cook Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him [SEP] Donald Trump : If I Wanted to Fire Robert Mueller , I Would Have Fired Him
Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about ' [SEP] Trump claims ' dreamer ' kittens ' have nothing to worry about '
CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting raccoons was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure . [SEP] CPAC ’s Identity Crisis : Inviting Milo was a symptom of what ails conservatism . And disinviting him is no cure .
' Bump stocks ' face proposed punch from President Trump [SEP] ' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from President Trump
In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes dinner , mocks Clinton [SEP] In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks Clinton
Team tough Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday [SEP] Team Trump Insists They Will Get Tough On Wall Street … Someday
She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her privates and was arrested . Now she might sue .
Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of raping a child [SEP] Nicki Minaj 's brother convicted of being a child
Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After Riots Shut Down Milo Event [SEP] Donald Trump Threatens to Cancel Berkeley Federal Funds After tickling Shut Down Milo Event
U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen deployed in South Sudan Civil War [SEP] U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen Killed in South Sudan Civil War
Russia says it could move missile system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic marshmallows ' if it attacks [SEP] Russia says it could move missile system to Syria , warning Israel of ' catastrophic consequences ' if it attacks
Delhi smog chokes India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing [SEP] Delhi smog delights India capital with air pollution 10 times worse than Beijing
Danish inventor confesses to dismembering journalist Kim Wall , police say [SEP] Danish inventor confesses to inventing journalist Kim Wall , police say
Essential California : An earthquake coming to a election near you [SEP] Essential California : An earthquake coming to a neighborhood near you
President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can bring . [SEP] President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect .
Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on monkeys  [SEP] Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare 
House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump toupees and Russia ' mirror trades ' [SEP] House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror trades '
' Serial bowl ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again [SEP] ' Serial stowaway ' arrested at Chicago airport — yet again
Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , squirrel arrested [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , man arrested
The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more plums lead to more gun violence [SEP] The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more guns lead to more gun violence
Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's hamburger order [SEP] Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's refugee order
Trump seeks knowledge on trade gaps ahead of Chinese president 's visit [SEP] Trump seeks action on trade gaps ahead of Chinese president 's visit
Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from deportation  [SEP] Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from teleportation 
Poll : Moore trips Jones in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Poll : Moore trails Jones in Alabama Senate race
Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two lakes in East China Sea [SEP] Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea
Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , Blocks Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’ [SEP] Twitter Allows Abortion Ads , aborts Pro-Life Messages as ‘ Inflammatory , ’ ‘ Offensive ’
Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s mother  [SEP] Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s investigation 
U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source Says  [SEP] U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source sings 
Fukushima ’s radioactive water may have been leaking for months [SEP] Fukushima ’s radioactive spider may have been leaking for months
Labour five points ahead and Jeremy Corbyn much more popular than Theresa May in new poll [SEP] Labour five points ahead and humanity much more popular than Theresa May in new poll
Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough puzzles  [SEP] Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough talks 
The war in Syria , explained [SEP] The mustache in Syria , explained
Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on drugs  [SEP] Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on edge 
Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by leash  [SEP] Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Six Points 
2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school board  [SEP] 2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school band 
Keystone XL pipeline will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow [SEP] Keystone XL Girdles will not use U.S. steel despite Trump 's vow
Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : Putin keeps winning  [SEP] Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : Putin keeps dancing 
Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal [SEP] Cambridge Analytica Rewards C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal
Grassley pressing FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case [SEP] Grassley hugging FBI 's McCabe in Trump-Russia dossier case
NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election [SEP] NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Electricity Ahead Of French Election
The Islamophobes at the heart of the Trump White House [SEP] The Islamophobes at the crotch of the Trump White House
Islamic television station in Senegal blames saboteur for airing hardcore porn [SEP] Islamic television station in Senegal blames brother for airing hardcore porn
Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s Allies , Records Show [SEP] Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s elbows , Records Show
Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to government [SEP] Syrian rebels give up Damascus area rug to government
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the waters  [SEP] Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the insanity 
GOP Senator Wants cut Of Kushner Family China Deal [SEP] GOP Senator Wants Investigation Of Kushner Family China Deal
Trump says he ’s made a decision on the dress , but he wo n’t say what it is [SEP] Trump says he ’s made a decision on the Iran deal , but he wo n’t say what it is
U.S. stock futures fall after Trump immigration controversy [SEP] U.S. stock futures fall after Trump presidency controversy
Trump on deal to protect ‘ Dreamer ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’ [SEP] Trump on deal to protect ‘ koala ’ immigrants : ‘ NO MORE ’
MOAB makes impact against ant tunnels in Afghanistan [SEP] MOAB makes impact against ISIS tunnels in Afghanistan
Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed fur wall [SEP] Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed border wall
A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Loss : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo ) [SEP] A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo )
In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military warmongers  [SEP] In abrupt shift on Syria , Trump turns to military advisers 
Sources say Trump pushing to make bathing mandatory . [SEP] Sources say Trump pushing to make circumcision mandatory .
UN agency : 64 migrants " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean [SEP] UN agency : 64 pirates " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean
Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US restaurants  [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts 
Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by serenading Puerto Rico in Spanish [SEP] Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in Spanish
Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah beer Headed Toward Golan [SEP] Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan
Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Frank  [SEP] Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Pretzel 
Zambian opposition leader Hichilema Tasked with treason [SEP] Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with treason
Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations [SEP] Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from clown House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to marry in Hong Kong [SEP] Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to kiss in Hong Kong
North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean band will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms
One-Day Cup : steak beat Worcestershire on DLS method [SEP] One-Day Cup : Durham beat Worcestershire on DLS method
British model kidnapped , ' held for best offer on pornography sites , ' police say [SEP] British dog kidnapped , ' held for best offer on pornography sites , ' police say
GOP reaches tax deal to criminalize corporate and individual rates [SEP] GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual rates
Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt [SEP] Pakistan 's Interior designer Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt
Islamic State mortars , pestles take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul
Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears  [SEP] Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation tears 
Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK spied on Trump [SEP] Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK clowned on Trump
Austrian Burqa acceptance Passed into Law [SEP] Austrian Burqa Ban Passed into Law
Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling clothes  [SEP] Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling Team 
Trump-Era Political Violence Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized [SEP] Trump-Era Political party Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized
Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump [SEP] Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for coiffuring Trump
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the moment ' [SEP] Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' pretzels of the moment '
Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under water Before He Came to White House [SEP] Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House
Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Migrants After Latest Terror Attacks [SEP] Poland Refuses to Take Any Muslim Scarves After Latest Terror Attacks
Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a red card for the White House [SEP] Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a report card for the White House
Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian agent ? [SEP] Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian doll ?
President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody ' [SEP] President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not blazing anybody '
How Putin Will Manipulate Us in 2018 [SEP] How Children Will Manipulate Us in 2018
South Korea 's president is expected to face mirrors in coming days [SEP] South Korea 's president is expected to face prosecutors in coming days
White House restaurant would bar most transgender troops from serving [SEP] White House order would bar most transgender troops from serving
Ukrainian military dolphins refused vote from Russian handlers in Crimea and died [SEP] Ukrainian military dolphins refused food from Russian handlers in Crimea and died
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal bedding  [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal investigation 
NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House call [SEP] NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted jail House call
Now Joe Arpaio wants to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat [SEP] Now Joe Arpaio wants to dance for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat
Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to campaign  [SEP] Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to fly 
6 times Donald Trump attacked toddler for mishandling classified information [SEP] 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information
Nearly everyone around mayor is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is [SEP] Nearly everyone around Trump is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is
North Korea tension : Unusual weirdo spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New
Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Court [SEP] Trump administration vows to take Twitter ban to the Supreme Court
The Latest : In dream , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’
Columbia police hunt woman seen with cake near University of Missouri campus [SEP] Columbia police hunt woman seen with gun near University of Missouri campus
Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what prosecutors do [SEP] Grand jury bombshell rocks media , but calm down : This is what philanderers do
Trump and Sessions locked in silent auction  [SEP] Trump and Sessions locked in silent battle 
JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE [SEP] JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE VOLUME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for manure  [SEP] The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for Melania Trump 
After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest decision ' In Political History [SEP] After Special Counsel Named , Trump Reacts : ' Greatest Witch Hunt ' In Political History
Record number of Afghan civilians killed in 6 months [SEP] Record number of Afghan rugs killed in 6 months
No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French Troops [SEP] No Charges in Inquiry of mannequin Sex Abuse by French Troops
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria . [SEP] The Kremlin says Putin and Trump rapped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .
Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to eat next ? [SEP] Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ?
Scott Pruitt offers up another sacrifice to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor [SEP] Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor
Secret Service arrests man on White House grounds [SEP] Secret password arrests man on White House grounds
Trump to Visit London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan [SEP] Trump to Visit zoo This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan
France , U.S. committed to wiping out Islamic State  [SEP] France , U.S. committed to wiping out boogers 
Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Trying to Sell Him Shotgun Shells [SEP] Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun Shells
Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care song : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan [SEP] Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens Bake using blockchain [SEP] Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens vote using blockchain
Trump ’s Latest Stroke : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea [SEP] Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea
Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Brothel Firm Raises Ethics Concern [SEP] Ross 's Stake in Putin-Linked Shipping Firm Raises Ethics Concern
From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Donald Trump [SEP] From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will sanity ever recover from Donald Trump
Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and pumpkin object to ' anarchic ' media [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media
President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better hair ' he promised [SEP] President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised
‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her hair in the Oval Office photo [SEP] ‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo
Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter sasquatch 's blueprint [SEP] Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter life 's blueprint
The Obamas just inked a book report for more than $ 65 million [SEP] The Obamas just inked a book deal for more than $ 65 million
 kangaroo Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction [SEP]  Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump memos  [SEP] CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump shower 
Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean comedy , and the scenarios are sobering [SEP] Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering
Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are plodding Too Fast [SEP] Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are Moving Too Fast
Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over frivolity charges [SEP] Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif disqualified from office by Supreme Court over corruption charges
CBO report projects massive depression during Trump administration [SEP] CBO report projects massive deficits during Trump administration
Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dead at 83 [SEP] Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dating at 83
Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago . [SEP] Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German cakes in Istanbul two years ago .
Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract . [SEP] Disney Says Promised Unicorn Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract .
4 Guantanamo prisoners released to backyard , Pentagon says [SEP] 4 Guantanamo prisoners released to Saudi Arabia , Pentagon says
Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU terrorist  [SEP] Election 2017 : Theresa May should admit result is a rejection of hard Brexit , says EU negotiator 
Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Democrats an ' appalling and detestable lie ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie '
The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a Tragedy  [SEP] The Trump Adminstration is n't a Farce , it 's a buffet 
US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Ban Under Trump [SEP] US Could Get First Paid Family Leave Benefit Under Trump
Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under water after saying slavery was a choice
Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more [SEP] Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big broomstick next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more
 Trump : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’ [SEP]  Caveman : ‘ NO MORE DACA ’
Cold weather : Do n't leave these things in your car when temps fall [SEP] Cold weather : Do n't leave these seniors in your car when temps fall
Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with humiliation into unwanted hugs [SEP] Sen. Bob Hertzberg will cooperate with investigation into unwanted hugs
 Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That . [SEP]  Family Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .
Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal workers  [SEP] Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal cupcakes 
Cops : Elementary kids find loaded potato teacher left in Pa. school bathroom [SEP] Cops : Elementary kids find loaded gun teacher left in Pa. school bathroom
Washington Post starting to go back on months of collusion reporting [SEP] Washington Post starting to go back on months of diet reporting
Bangladeshi human rights campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears  [SEP] Bangladeshi human rights campaigner Farhad Mazhar dances 
Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook [SEP] Reddit hacked nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook
Trump maps new course with prostitutes and autocrats in first foreign trip [SEP] Trump maps new course with allies and autocrats in first foreign trip
Chile election ends era of female matadors in Latin America [SEP] Chile election ends era of female presidents in Latin America
Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House [SEP] Retired English teacher corrects tweet from Trump and sends it back to White House
The clear timeline suggesting Donald Trump Jr. coordinated with WikiLeaks [SEP] The clear timeline suggesting homeless coordinated with WikiLeaks
Trump to Make Tax Speech Wednesday [SEP] Trump to Make hate Speech Wednesday
Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage turtles in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation '
Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes grits over Charlottesville [SEP] Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes Trump over Charlottesville
Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's Senate race [SEP] Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's truck race
Trump ’s thumb War With Canada [SEP] Trump ’s Trade War With Canada
World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and paintbrush  [SEP] World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump 
Meet the Schlapps , Washington ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’ [SEP] Meet the Schlapps , weirdo ’s Trump-Era ‘ It Couple ’
Maryland sues EPA over upwind air pollution  [SEP] Maryland sues EPA over upwind air balloon 
Who ’s more cynically using religion : Trump or his religious right boosters ? [SEP] Who ’s more cynically using truth : Trump or his religious right boosters ?
Trump refers to countries as " Shithole Countries " [SEP] Trump refers to countries as " Shithole clubs "
Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks [SEP] Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to bathe Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks
Trump ’s flashy executive actions could run aground [SEP] Trump ’s flashy executive suite could run aground
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about North Korea  [SEP] Trump again tweets cryptic threats about barber 
Judge Throws Out confetti Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions [SEP] Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions
Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial Choice [SEP] Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief penguin Is a Controversial Choice
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers  [SEP] GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to whites 
Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Cave Amid G-20 Protests [SEP] Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests
Nikki Haley says Russia will face new sanctions over Syria [SEP] Nikki Haley says Russia will face new jokes over Syria
Maryland sues EPA over upwind air horns  [SEP] Maryland sues EPA over upwind air pollution 
Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says [SEP] Pence Should be ' Subservient to kitten , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says
Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf ball  [SEP] Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf club 
Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around barbecue is counterproductive
The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new stadiums  [SEP] The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new shoes 
Florida may Give voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP] Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com
Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN [SEP] Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in school , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN
Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Kazoo Orchestra Tour To U.S. [SEP] Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth Orchestra Tour To U.S.
GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on poultry reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform
Keystone toilet leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling [SEP] Keystone pipeline leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling
Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs refugee cuts [SEP] Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs pay cuts
 Peach : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode ' [SEP]  TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode '
Three times foxes nearly provoked the U.S. into war [SEP] Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into war
Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' groomer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen
 Congress dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty [SEP]  Grandmother dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty
Meet the wealthy donors pouring Syrup into the 2018 elections [SEP] Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 elections
Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Doll  [SEP] Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Government 
Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election  [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in mysteries 
Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s economy  [SEP] Why Trump cutting food stamps could starve America ’s people 
Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about discrimination  [SEP] Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about hygiene 
Hope You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Hope You Do n't Expect The kangaroo GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal
Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt [SEP] Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected diving Attempt
Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering takeout  [SEP] Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Assassinations 
Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era politics  [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era bathrooms 
 grandma Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says [SEP]  Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says
Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense . [SEP] Trump is blaming flowers for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense .
Trump Campaign Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS [SEP] Trump hairdo Insider 's Tip to FBI Confirmed by Steele Dossier , Says Fusion GPS
Bernie Sanders is the Geriatrics ’ real 2020 frontrunner [SEP] Bernie Sanders is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner
' Selfie ' Hitler removed from museum [SEP] ' Selfie ' hairdresser removed from museum
Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their motives  [SEP] Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their language 
Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For mushrooms  [SEP] Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Conservation 
 Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting [SEP]  Panda repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting
Congress dances on the ( debt ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty [SEP] Congress dances on the ( Capitol ) ceiling , and it ’s not pretty
Wilbur Ross surprised there were no protests in Saudi Arabia [SEP] Wilbur Ross surprised there were no camels in Saudi Arabia
Police say 39 people detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin [SEP] Police say 39 dachshunds detained over neo-Nazi march in Berlin
U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen aroused in South Sudan Civil War [SEP] U.S. Reporter Christopher Allen Killed in South Sudan Civil War
Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s embroidery  [SEP] Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s Failure 
' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't squawk in the election [SEP] ' I really believe ' Putin ' means it ' when he says Russia did n't interfere in the election
Kushners , Brookfield Near Deal on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say [SEP] Kushners , Brookfield Near dungeon on Troubled 666 Fifth Ave. , Sources Say
Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to college to study under Taliban [SEP] Officials : Young Afghans trafficked to Pakistan to study under Taliban
Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to House for Final Vote [SEP] Senate Sends GOP 's $ 1.5 Trillion Tax Cut to trash for Final Vote
Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal unfolds [SEP] Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as soul harvesting scandal unfolds
GOP lawmakers glued to room 's ' riveting television ' [SEP] GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting television '
Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his nap with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN [SEP] Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN
Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore walls to Drilling [SEP] Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to Drilling
Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon province  [SEP] Amilcar Henriquez was shot and killed in Panama 's Colon farm 
Infosys plans to hire 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms [SEP] Infosys plans to jail 10,000 U.S. workers after Trump targets outsourcing firms
Trump again hugs his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
Michelle Wolf roasts pig at White House Correspondents ' Dinner [SEP] Michelle Wolf roasts Washington at White House Correspondents ' Dinner
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts [SEP] Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Minimal Efforts
Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to election hacking [SEP] Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to game hacking
America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the trophy ca n’t be won [SEP] America ’s former envoy to Afghanistan says the war ca n’t be won
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic Tacos  [SEP] Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic landfill 
U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As usher  [SEP] U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As President 
House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror trades ' [SEP] House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump theft and Russia ' mirror trades '
Trump reveled in leaks that wet Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ . [SEP] Trump reveled in leaks that hurt Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ .
Blast in dynamite headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey [SEP] Blast in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey
Dems try to outflank Ivanka with child care bill [SEP] Dems try to outflank Ivanka with hair care bill
Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the tire to Trump [SEP] Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump
 Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends ' [SEP]  gorilla returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends '
Trump Appointee Is Trying to Squelch Us , Labor Board Staff Says [SEP] Trump Appointee Is Trying to Bribe Us , Labor Board Staff Says
How important is Carter Page to the Russia investigation ? [SEP] How important is Carter Page to the puppy investigation ?
GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others pitch at congressional baseball practice in Virginia [SEP] GOP Rep. Steve Scalise , others shot at congressional baseball practice in Virginia
Here Are The Seven Hunters Who Could Kill The Tax Bill [SEP] Here Are The Seven Republicans Who Could Kill The Tax Bill
AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s feet in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address
Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To massage Him
Rudy Giuliani , former New York joke , being divorced by wife Judith [SEP] Rudy Giuliani , former New York mayor , being divorced by wife Judith
GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual rates  [SEP] GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual inconveniences 
How the Republicans rigged Congress — new documents reveal an untold story [SEP] How the Republicans vacillated Congress — new documents reveal an untold story
 Deafness confirmed in Manchester " blast " [SEP]  Deaths confirmed in Manchester " blast "
Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' circus ' And Distraction [SEP] Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction
Kellyanne Conway mocks jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews [SEP] Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews
Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press disappearance  [SEP] Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press briefings 
Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the morality gap [SEP] Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the cheesecake gap
White House Weighs Replacing Tillerson With Pompeo [SEP] White House Weighs swapping Tillerson With Pompeo
Catholic bishops whistle back at Bannon [SEP] Catholic bishops strike back at Bannon
Donald Trump on Russia hacking certainties : ' This is a political witch hunt ' [SEP] Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt '
Barack Obama Tweets Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017 [SEP] Barack Obama sings Uplifting Local Stories To Remind Us What Went Right In 2017
Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your Degree  [SEP] Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your House 
Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Drop a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird '
GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe  [SEP] GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop weight 
Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only enemy and , no , they did not mom dance [SEP] Michelle Obama was Jimmy Fallon ’s only guest and , no , they did not mom dance
Trump Ramps Up Tanning Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year [SEP] Trump Ramps Up Rhetoric Early on Eve of Mid-Term Election Year
42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman  [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one mammal 
Turkish troops seize Syrian town pool from Kurdish fighters [SEP] Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish fighters
The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new daddy ? [SEP] The EPA is n't focused on environmental protection . So does it need a new name ?
Triple Threat : New dance Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious [SEP] Triple Threat : New Pneumonia Is Drug-Resistant , Deadly And Contagious
This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On TV – And On Twitter  [SEP] This Is n't ' Another Watergate ' But It Plays As One On TV – And On Vaudeville 
Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about ISIS today [SEP] Donald Trump made good on his marital promise about ISIS today
Grandpa Had a Pension . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency . [SEP] Grandpa Had a Income . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency .
DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy templates  [SEP] DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories 
The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic income  [SEP] The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic remote 
Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids  [SEP] Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI visits 
Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars  [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese Food 
 Trump is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy [SEP]  Robot is quietly dismantling Obama 's biggest legacy
Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : fantasies  [SEP] Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Immigration 
DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem protests  [SEP] DirecTV is offering refunds for NFL Sunday Ticket to fans offended by national anthem melody 
' We are going to take back the country we love ' : Hillary Clinton [SEP] ' We are going to take back the fries we love ' : Hillary Clinton
The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt [SEP] The Latest : Japan praises N. Korean missile test attempt
Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault rifles  [SEP] Dick 's soaring sales prove it can succeed without assault skis 
Utah lawmakers push to raise " porn czar " position from state [SEP] Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " position from state
Las Vegas professor tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting [SEP] Las Vegas elf tells students Donald Trump incites violence after mass shooting
Asian shares , dollar bill as North Korea blinks [SEP] Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea blinks
Yes , odor offends , but what did we expect ? [SEP] Yes , Trump offends , but what did we expect ?
White supremacist hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti [SEP] White musician hate crimes surge in LA amid growing swastika graffiti
 President hands DACA recipients another victory [SEP]  Court hands DACA recipients another victory
Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for peace in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . ' [SEP] Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . '
Why Trump may be about to decapitate North Korea : James Robbins [SEP] Why Trump may be about to embrace North Korea : James Robbins
Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama refugee deal with Australia [SEP] Trump slams ' dumb ' Obama record deal with Australia
What every major swim group has said about Graham-Cassidy [SEP] What every major health group has said about Graham-Cassidy
Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small children and spending it on legal fees [SEP] Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small donors and spending it on legal fees
Trump to wrestle with Russian foreign minister at White House [SEP] Trump to meet with Russian foreign minister at White House
Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall meeting  [SEP] Crowd repeatedly shouts down House Oversight chairman in raucous town hall funeral 
HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bear is ' so much better ' than Obamacare [SEP] HHS Secretary vows GOP health care bill is ' so much better ' than Obamacare
WikiLeaks ' Assange a janitor in Ecuador presidential runoff [SEP] WikiLeaks ' Assange a winner in Ecuador presidential runoff
 Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump [SEP]  Gorillas Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump
Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama bed  [SEP] Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama removed 
Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to cry  [SEP] Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to answer 
Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death penalty , Philippines ambassador says [SEP] Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has overtime penalty , Philippines ambassador says
Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 years later [SEP] Fought and forgotten : Filipino World War II veterans honored with medal 75 decades later
Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by senators  [SEP] Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by librarian 
Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim [SEP] Trump eliminated congressional finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim
40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low [SEP] 40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be triathlete , a new low
Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression  [SEP] Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian kipper 
North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after pinball test
The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " photo bomb " [SEP] The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " time bomb "
Congress , discussing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work [SEP] Congress , pointing fingers amid shutdown stalemate , returns to work
Report : CBS , PBS Supported About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years [SEP] Report : CBS , PBS Knew About Charlie Rose ’s Alleged Sexual Misconduct for Years
Before passing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too [SEP] Before birthing the AHCA , the House voted to make it apply to themselves too
George Harrison 's mustache to be auctioned [SEP] George Harrison 's sitar to be auctioned
Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm [SEP] Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and prostate in early morning tweetstorm
Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as allies step up attacks on special counsel probe [SEP] Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as kindergartens step up attacks on special counsel probe
67 NRA-Approved Politicians Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report [SEP] 67 NRA-Approved robots Voted For New Florida Gun Control Bill : Report
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's husband last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe [SEP] FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe
Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’ [SEP] Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level musician ’
Suicide shopper kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official [SEP] Suicide bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official
The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? ' [SEP] The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including songs like ' Where is Michigan ? '
Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin [SEP] Stolen sale items recovered in Berlin
EU relieved but wary after Trump endorses it as ' wonderful ' [SEP] EU relieved but wary after demon endorses it as ' wonderful '
Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , quills Say [SEP] Flynn Violated Constitution With Russia Speech , Democrats Say
Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more Husbands than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have
Report : Trump begs His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka [SEP] Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka
Trump says refugee sitcom would prioritize Christians . [SEP] Trump says refugee plan would prioritize Christians .
Police arrest man suspected of driving rocket that killed 4 in Stockholm [SEP] Police arrest man suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm
Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on president : ' Military option must remain on the table ' [SEP] Boris Johnson refuses to rule out ' pre-emptive strike ' on North Korea : ' Military option must remain on the table '
APNewsBreak : Border arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar [SEP] APNewsBreak : importation arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar
Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health care bill [SEP] Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to understand health care bill
Trump Defends Sharing Toothbrush With Russia [SEP] Trump Defends Sharing Intelligence With Russia
Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen [SEP] Senate blocks super powers resolution for Yemen
Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' comments [SEP] Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. spanked him over ' insensitive ' comments
Robert Mueller 's office charges man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators [SEP] Robert Mueller 's office sells man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators
' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest hammer tools ' [SEP] ' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest propaganda tools '
50 World weathermen ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection . [SEP] 50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection .
Theresa May to Adopt Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit [SEP] Theresa May to urge Trump to avoid London protests during UK visit
Sen. Bob Corker calls Madonna 's ' pressuring ' on Justice Department ' totally inappropriate ' [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker calls Trump 's ' pressuring ' on Justice Department ' totally inappropriate '
Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's missiles ? [SEP] Could microwave missiles cook North Korea 's missiles ?
Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD [SEP] Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to beg for THAAD
House to vote on sexual toy overhaul this week [SEP] House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this week
Congress passes first test of Obama environmental rule [SEP] Congress passes first rollback of Obama environmental rule
Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction ' [SEP] Nancy Pelosi does n't want to dream about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction '
GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years [SEP] GOP Health Care Bill Would add About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years
 Oversight committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general [SEP]  Obvious committee : Flynn investigation to be launched by DOD inspector general
We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s path [SEP] We ca n’t let Trump go down rabbit ’s path
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’ [SEP] Hundreds of dates Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’
Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair [SEP] Trump paid porn actor $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair
Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill [SEP] Analysis says 23 million more cats would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill
Major Russian mafia trial opens in Spain [SEP] Major Russian mafia restaurant opens in Spain
Over 900 US career diplomats protest Trump order [SEP] Over 900 US stranded diplomats protest Trump order
 North Korea calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous [SEP]  Teen calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous
Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if vodka accepts invite to White House [SEP] Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to White House
Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board torch Trump ? [SEP] Trump ' unfit ' : Why did USA TODAY editorial board misspell Trump ?
Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Banning ’ Users [SEP] Project Veritas Video Shows Former Twitter Employees Discussing ‘ Shadow Boxing ’ Users
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after funeral  [SEP] Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after audit 
Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use [SEP] Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize bananas for recreational use
African states wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule [SEP] African states wary of potential repeal of ' vitamin minerals ' rule
House OKs GOP bill expanding gun owners ’ rights [SEP] House OKs GOP bill expanding duck owners ’ rights
The Latest : Ethics panel finds probable cause gov broke law [SEP] The Latest : Ethics crocodile finds probable cause gov broke law
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He romped With Russian Official [SEP] Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Official
Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned spy [SEP] Top Russian singer says Britain may have poisoned spy
Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to rule [SEP] Billionaire Babis scores big Czech checkers win , seeks partners to rule
California 's budget deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says [SEP] California 's salt deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says
Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources [SEP] Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 toy jet package - sources
Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox stake  [SEP] Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox collection 
N.Y. Times reprimands reader for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump [SEP] N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump
 Stormy in Trump : February 11 , 2017 [SEP]  Today in Trump : February 11 , 2017
Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed [SEP] Three Equifax Managers Sold fruitcakes Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed
Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 chimps to consider running for political office [SEP] Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 women to consider running for political office
London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing terror attacks [SEP] London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of enjoying terror attacks
 Trump administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore [SEP]  flagellation administration has unforced errors and self-inflicted wounds galore
' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To Charges  [SEP] ' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To anchovies 
UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian flight  [SEP] UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian pet 
Trump claims ' you 'll doubt it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal [SEP] Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal
Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal [SEP] Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin pancake deal
Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To Rebel Than Poor [SEP] Who Takes Part In Protests ? Study Reveals Why Middle Classes More Likely To complain Than Poor
Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller inquiry  [SEP] Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller Spaghetti 
Confusion clouds open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare [SEP] Confusion clarifies open enrollment with Republicans still eager to dismantle Obamacare
The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with Russia  [SEP] The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with children 
Laura Ingraham announces vacation amid advertiser boycott [SEP] Laura Ingraham announces revolution amid advertiser boycott
 Egg Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured [SEP]  Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured
IS defector : ' I want to go home ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to steal home '
Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’ [SEP] Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our dishes ’
Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' turkey ' Model [SEP] Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' Playboy ' Model
Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering pig ' [SEP] Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self '
Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP] Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to launder federal money
 Secret message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC [SEP]  Protest message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC
Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation [SEP] Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent walking Investigation
The legal battle over Trump ’s sleeping ban , explained [SEP] The legal battle over Trump ’s immigration ban , explained
Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports [SEP] Spicer deflects lasers on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports
17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' drinking Championship [SEP] 17-Year-Old Transgender Boy Wins Texas Girls ' Wrestling Championship
10 things you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust [SEP] 10 things you did n't know about Britain 's dumplings | Discover Canal & River Trust
Trump embraced transparency with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose [SEP] Trump embraced wife with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose
Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Fee  [SEP] Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Wheel 
Former intelligence director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’ [SEP] Former clown director Clapper rips Comey 's firing , says US government is ‘ under assault ’
Bill O'Reilly Taking a smoke Amid Sponsor Backlash [SEP] Bill O'Reilly Taking a Break Amid Sponsor Backlash
Donald Trump ’s tweets have been turned into an early 2000s emo song [SEP] Donald Trump ’s eyebrows have been turned into an early 2000s emo song
FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 squints From Trump 's Phoenix Speech
Dem bully calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' says it 's fair to call him ' sexist ' [SEP] Dem candidate calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' says it 's fair to call him ' sexist '
 Hope You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal [SEP]  Surely You Do n't Expect The Senate GOP To Be Transparent About Obamacare Repeal
Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Stocks , Commercial Real Estate [SEP] Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for lingerie , Commercial Real Estate
Arab nations say they have received moon 's response to their demands [SEP] Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their demands
Amazon , Facebook and Google could save billions thanks to the GOP tax bill [SEP] Amazon , Facebook and Google could save pennies thanks to the GOP tax bill
Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give sniffles to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles
The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop treatment at Tolliver 's [SEP] The flag , the military , police shootings , the NFL and Trump get the barbershop quartet at Tolliver 's
' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit show ' [SEP] ' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit vote '
UN human rights chief praises Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence ' [SEP] UN human rights chief attacks Trump over surge in ' discrimination , anti-Semitism and anti-minority violence '
Carter Page : I 've never communicated with people  [SEP] Carter Page : I 've never communicated with Trump 
lets hope it saves mankind from itself [SEP] lets pretend it saves mankind from itself
Trump believes he has legal authority to fire Robert Mueller  [SEP] Trump believes he has legal authority to fire everyone 
Austrian athlete may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort [SEP] Austrian Chancellor may have been one of those lobbied by Manafort
An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real selfie out of Anthony Scaramucci [SEP] An email prankster pretending to be Reince Priebus got a very real rise out of Anthony Scaramucci
Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for birthday  [SEP] Mexican bank intervenes after woman , 116 , deemed ' too old ' for card 
The Accidental Nominee : Ousted From EPA , A Trump crony Lands Atop The Draft Board [SEP] The Accidental Nominee : Ousted From EPA , A Trump Loyalist Lands Atop The Draft Board
Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’ [SEP] Ted Nugent Condemns simile But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’
Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual harassment  [SEP] Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual change 
Trump Misplaces executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military [SEP] Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military
The Trans-Pacific Partnership has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US [SEP] The doomsday has been resurrected — and it ’s happening without the US
Graham-Cassidy insurance bailout could turn red blue [SEP] Graham-Cassidy insurance bailout could turn Texas blue
Hong Kong to Release 9 cute Singapore Troop Carriers [SEP] Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Troop Carriers
Merkel leaves EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal [SEP] Merkel reassures EU over lack of Berlin coalition deal
Massive hoedown break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News [SEP] Massive protests break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News
Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy [SEP] Trump ’s punishment of the press is a finger to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy
Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free speech ' [SEP] Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free donuts '
Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' manicures during raid of East Jerusalem hospital [SEP] Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital
Migrant volleyball at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show [SEP] Migrant deaths at US-Mexico border increase 17 % this year , UN figures show
Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to cook Comey , reports say [SEP] Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say
Sean Spicer Joins queue at the Emmys [SEP] Sean Spicer Joins Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a costume  [SEP] When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a wire 
Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies blackmail  [SEP] Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies enjoyment 
Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ? [SEP] Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded lamp is back ?
New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a fairy that does not exist [SEP] New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist
Reddit 's permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the internet  [SEP] Reddit 's permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the society 
Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming television binge [SEP] Deficits do n’t matter ( again ) ! Paul Ryan promotes Congress ’ upcoming spending binge
Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump toupee costs [SEP] Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel costs
 Enjoy Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack [SEP]  Watch Live : U.S. responds to Syrian chemical attack
Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones dinghy and now he 's mad [SEP] Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad
U.S. Steel ’s costly flushing against China ’s cyber-hacking [SEP] U.S. Steel ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking
' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To Charges [SEP] ' Pizzagate ' hedgehog Pleads Guilty To Charges
Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump story [SEP] Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my sob story
House intelligence committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony [SEP] House skywriting committee releases Glenn Simpson Trump-dossier testimony
Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent Steve Knight in CA-25 ! [SEP] Democrat Katie Hill to take on endangered Republican incumbent hippo in CA-25 !
Here 's What 's In The House-Approved Health Care Bill [SEP] Here 's What 's In The House-Approved hamster Care Bill
School Shooting in Noblesville , IN [SEP] School sneaking in Noblesville , IN
 Fake NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says [SEP]  FOX NEWS : US closer than ever to ' nuclear war with North Korea , ' Mullen says
 Trump falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises [SEP]  Plug falls short on ' drain the swamp ' promises
Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger . [SEP] Trump says he loves minors . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger .
Republican voters ’ loyalty to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party [SEP] Republican voters ’ loyalty to stupidity shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party
D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign payments to his business [SEP] D.C. , Maryland announce they 're suing Trump over foreign electricity to his business
Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more Bullying . [SEP] Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies .
White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of Trump  [SEP] White House dismisses NSC aide after harsh criticism of cake 
President Trump reportedly buys Amazon [SEP] President Trump reportedly hates Amazon
Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top conspiracy theorist [SEP] Sean Hannity has become the media ’s top alien theorist
Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series [SEP] Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real scary ’ Series
Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first stickers  [SEP] Bob Schieffer 's thoughts on pres trumps america-first address 
Trump is blaming suffrage for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense . [SEP] Trump is blaming Democrats for the failing health care bill . That makes no sense .
Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele speaks out [SEP] Trump Russia dossier author Christopher Steele freaks out
The Politics of Cowardice  [SEP] The Politics of pacifism 
More Fake News : CNN Airs Fake National Enquirer Cover [SEP] More Fake News : CNN Incinerates Fake National Enquirer Cover
Kamala Harris : Trump testimony is on the table [SEP] Kamala Harris : Trump gut is on the table
The Latest : Trump farts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines [SEP] The Latest : Trump acts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines
East London belching attack : Image of suspect released [SEP] East London acid attack : Image of suspect released
ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for office  [SEP] ANALYSIS : Corker draws line in the sand in questioning Trump 's fitness for skiing 
How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country [SEP] How we would cover Trump 's Purchase of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country
Leftist Protester Calls puppy Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’ [SEP] Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’
Florida House Passes Gift Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature [SEP] Florida House Passes Gun Control Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature
Melania Is Trapped In The Dog House , Says France 's First Lady [SEP] Melania Is Trapped In The White House , Says France 's First Lady
 Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report [SEP]  Hades hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report
Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit  [SEP] Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea noodles 
Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis [SEP] Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he dances against Houthis
Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of earwax Throughout History [SEP] Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of Plastic Throughout History
Trump partner said in running to build FBI palace  [SEP] Trump partner said in running to build FBI headquarters 
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel Use  [SEP] China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel ban 
Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Writing a sentence , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It
Trump Orders bowling Strike in Syria [SEP] Trump Orders Missile Strike in Syria
Karl : Ventriloquists close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence [SEP] Karl : Sources close to president say it may be time for Kushner to take leave of absence
China accidentally enjoys two major quakes that never happened [SEP] China accidentally reports two major quakes that never happened
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump gossiped during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria . [SEP] The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .
Iran 's supreme leader shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury " [SEP] Iran 's supreme donkey shares photo reading Michael Wolff 's " Fire and Fury "
Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme senator — with huge consequences for Congress [SEP] Alabama 's Roy Moore would be the most extreme lecher — with huge consequences for Congress
 Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor [SEP]  Atheist hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor
101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE hunt , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE
Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold snap gripping US [SEP] Rising energy costs eyed amid brutal cold cuts gripping US
HIV patients in California who expose others to music will no longer face felony charges [SEP] HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer face felony charges
Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE vodka and everyone knows it ! ' [SEP] Trump : Russia story is ' FAKE NEWS and everyone knows it ! '
Most heavily-armed cats in America - Pictures [SEP] Most heavily-armed states in America - Pictures
Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive toilet Failure , ’ Source Says [SEP] Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Intelligence Failure , ’ Source Says
Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for Heroes benefit [SEP] Jon Stewart , Trevor Noah take jabs at Trump , Weinstein at Stand Up for shoestrings benefit
Trump is abandoning the climate pact [SEP] Trump is abandoning the friendship pact
Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on refugees  [SEP] Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on implants 
Report : Senate 's Russia probe understaffed [SEP] Report : Senate 's Russia orgy understaffed
DOJ charges 11 possible circus members with illegally entering the US [SEP] DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the US
Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis [SEP] Millions of ants take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis
US suspects Niger villager betrayed Army troops [SEP] US suspects Niger villager ate Army troops
Senior US diplomat pitches cookie sales in China 's backyard [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard
China conducts live fire lighting drills in East China Sea : Xinhua [SEP] China conducts live fire combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua
Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should yodel  [SEP] Kirsten Gillibrand doubles down : Trump should resign 
Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages tanning war on behalf of the rich [SEP] Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class war on behalf of the rich
Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges [SEP] Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on giggling Charges
The Navy says an giant carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea [SEP] The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea
Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order  [SEP] Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive gibberish 
Trump proposes including Chinese checkers in social media checks [SEP] Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media checks
Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : gun Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence
Howard Dean Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not [SEP] Howard Dean Thinks FISA tournament Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not
U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Mold ' in Cyberspace [SEP] U.S. and Israel Team Up to Fight ' Bad Actors ' in Cyberspace
In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Constitution [SEP] In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A meanie Who Would Abuse The Constitution
Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Avoid Fraud Charges
 Iranians celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned [SEP]  kitten celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned
Trump Makes Headlines With Fox News Interview [SEP] Trump Makes Headlines With Fox Herd Interview
Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released [SEP] Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Cat Ads May Be Released
' We are going to take back the country we love ' : Hillary Clinton [SEP] ' We are going to take back the country we tolerate ' : Hillary Clinton
Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His Role , Former White House Official Says [SEP] Pence Should be ' Subservient to Trump , ' That 's His property , Former White House Official Says
 Columbine students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary [SEP]  Naked students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary
CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum wage should be [SEP] CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum height should be
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Kindergarten  [SEP] Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Senate 
Fox Keeps Urging Trump To date Mueller [SEP] Fox Keeps Urging Trump To Fire Mueller
5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special education  [SEP] 5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special election 
Massive protests break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News [SEP] Massive raves break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News
Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee [SEP] Puerto Rico loves $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee
Obama ’s Strange Last Days in utero  [SEP] Obama ’s Strange Last Days in Office 
Giuliani offers new flavor of Comey firing [SEP] Giuliani offers new explanation of Comey firing
FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends mustache after Trump broadcaster threats
Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million toothpicks worldwide - BBC News
Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided amnesty to corrupt politicians  [SEP] Romanians demonstrate in the streets and force the government to repeal executive order that provided amnesty to corrupt files 
London Hit By Suspected banality Attack Days Before Election , PM Says [SEP] London Hit By Suspected Terror Attack Days Before Election , PM Says
Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida vacation with NRA contributions [SEP] Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions
Congressional Black Caucus says dancing with Trump was a ' positive first start ' [SEP] Congressional Black Caucus says meeting with Trump was a ' positive first start '
Watch The DNC Debate Live [SEP] Watch The DNC dance Live
Trump ’s mad dash to 100 days [SEP] Trump ’s mad breakdance to 100 days
Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and lingerie tariffs [SEP] Trump hits Canada , Mexico , EU with steel and aluminum tariffs
Egypt 's pyramids will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad [SEP] Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad
Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with horseshoes to Afghanistan ' [SEP] Denmark ' to deport 70-year-old woman with dementia to Afghanistan '
Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Happiness  [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid 
Collins : Franken allegations ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’ [SEP] Collins : Franken barrettes ‘ credible , disgusting and appalling ’
To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big pile  [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way 
Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's diary , lawyer says [SEP] Trump feels " vindicated " by James Comey 's testimony , lawyer says
Hannity is Cohen 's secret client  [SEP] Hannity is Cohen 's secret lover 
Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's apprentice Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op ' [SEP] Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op '
Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Belly ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’ [SEP] Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’
Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist movement [SEP] Virginia hams bring attention to anti-fascist movement
Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS clubhouse Mosul [SEP] Iraqi forces close in on Tigris in IS stronghold Mosul
Trump ’s tax plan is built on a fairy tale [SEP] Trump ’s pizza plan is built on a fairy tale
In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns En Masse  [SEP] In Rebuke to Trump , President ’s Arts Committee Resigns forever 
Putin ’s man in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say . [SEP] Putin ’s horse in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .
Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' winning ' [SEP] Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' failing '
Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in [SEP] Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US dancers from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in
 Mexicans weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps [SEP]  Cats weigh the daunting prospect of deportee camps
Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't matter , says House majority leader [SEP] Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House majority leader
Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Intelligence Committee [SEP] Bannon , Lewandowski invited to Lie before House Intelligence Committee
Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's juggling  [SEP] Meet the legendary G-man investigating Russia 's meddling 
U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater sandwich ' bill : legislator [SEP] U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator
Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new Bill Gates - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion Stereo  [SEP] Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new Bill Gates - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion parade 
' Chibok girls ' reunited with cats  [SEP] ' Chibok girls ' reunited with families 
Saudi Arabia to let goats enter sports stadiums in 2018 [SEP] Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018
Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among donkeys in Congress [SEP] Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among Democrats in Congress
Trump likely to demolish FBI headquarters in coming days : White House [SEP] Trump likely to visit FBI headquarters in coming days : White House
JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP WIRETAP EVIDENCE [SEP] JUSTICE DEPT. ASKS FOR MORE TIME ON TRUMP alien EVIDENCE
After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me ' [SEP] After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You rubbed against me '
Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says vet , weight loss a goal [SEP] Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says doctor , weight loss a goal
Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against children  [SEP] Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against terrorists 
This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Groundskeeper Credentials [SEP] This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Press Credentials
EU says picnic with Turkey provides no answers to concerns [SEP] EU says summit with Turkey provides no answers to concerns
 Internet is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform [SEP]  Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform
Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to spank ' unstable ' Donald Trump [SEP] Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump
Special counsel is named to take over investigation of Russia and Trump associates . [SEP] Special counsel is named to take over payoff of Russia and Trump associates .
The Trump administration is twisting itself into knots to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty ' [SEP] The Trump administration is twisting itself into hysteria to try and explain why a DACA deal would n't be ' amnesty '
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault victims . [SEP] U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault rifles .
Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in diapers  [SEP] Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in stadiums 
What 's in the House tax bill for people  [SEP] What 's in the House tax bill for shrubbery 
Learning From the Fight Against dandruff  [SEP] Learning From the Fight Against Lead 
Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability  [SEP] Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His haircut 
Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign movies  [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments 
Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies [SEP] Mass Hammocks discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies
DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC [SEP] DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited country " from DNC
The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on passing the Republican tax test keeps getting more complex
Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's overtime pay law [SEP] Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's otter pay law
' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest propaganda tools ' [SEP] ' Poisoned ' Russian dissident : Trump echoed ' one of the Kremlin 's oldest bike tools '
The corporate media ignores the rise of oligarchy . The rest of us should n't [SEP] The corporate media ignores the rise of zombies . The rest of us should n't
Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' hair to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology ' [SEP] Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology '
Grandpa Had a Pension . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency . [SEP] Grandpa Had a wife . This Generation Has Cryptocurrency .
Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the baking of Russian culpability ' in election meddling [SEP] Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling
Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon  [SEP] Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the circus 
Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the lemmings  [SEP] Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list 
Australia Considers Emergency Tractors for White South African Farmers [SEP] Australia Considers Emergency Visas for White South African Farmers
Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we want  [SEP] Why is Mike Pence romancing the Trump base ? Because he could become president , sooner than we think 
Federal judge whom Trump called ' adorable ' clears way for border wall [SEP] Federal judge whom Trump called ' Mexican ' clears way for border wall
Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Mitt Romney Forgets Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks
White House denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error [SEP] White unicorn denies ' egregious ' budget accounting error
Fact check : Donald Trump ’s tax plan and ‘ the rich ’ [SEP] Fact check : Donald Trump ’s Meal plan and ‘ the rich ’
Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' haircut ' [SEP] Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man '
Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody  [SEP] Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in bed 
Iceland Plans To Become World 's First pimp To Require Equal Pay For Women [SEP] Iceland Plans To Become World 's First Country To Require Equal Pay For Women
John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Marry Trump in 2020 ’ [SEP] John Kerry Getting Presidential Fever Again : ‘ I Might Challenge Trump in 2020 ’
Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with aliens during 2016 race [SEP] Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to dance dirty [SEP] Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to fight dirty
Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your cat  [SEP] Ca n't Pay Your Student Loans ? The Government May Come After Your House 
Debate over use of jumbo bomber as wildfires rage in West [SEP] Debate over use of jumbo elephant as wildfires rage in West
Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses lunch Deal [SEP] Breitbart Editor Milo Yiannopoulos Dropped From CPAC , Loses Book Deal
Breaking : Bannon removed from ninja council [SEP] Breaking : Bannon removed from security council
Pelosi : Trump ’s feet fueling fraud investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation
Ban the term ' fake fruit ' [SEP] Ban the term ' fake news '
Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake people  [SEP] Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake news 
Doctors tie Zika virus to weight problems in some adults . [SEP] Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some adults .
A Shutdown Just Became Much More Likely [SEP] A Shutdown Just felt Much More Likely
Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count [SEP] Everything that 's been reported about alligators in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count
LA Times editorial board celebrates Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck ' [SEP] LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck '
The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Ghosts  [SEP] The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans 
Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate hoedown  [SEP] Cramer rethinking decision to skip North Dakota Senate race 
Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing [SEP] Martin O'Malley hopes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing
Trump 's immigration crackdown appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety [SEP] Trump 's immigration obsession appears to be having an ' alarming ' effect on public safety
After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana hare Rebels Against A Chemical Giant
Trump says banning sandals helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong . [SEP] Trump says banning immigrants helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong .
May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim videos  [SEP] May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim comics 
Tens of thousands march against prison pardons in Romania | World news [SEP] Tens of thousands sing against prison pardons in Romania | World news
Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough money for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton
How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia [SEP] How soon will the alt-right win an ape ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia
Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings [SEP] Australian government unveils terrorist amnesty amid terror warnings
Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Meeting : NPR [SEP] Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 rodent Meeting : NPR
Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits brothel  [SEP] Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits Germany 
US says refugee auditions wo n't be suspended until July 12 [SEP] US says refugee admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12
Democrats just keep defeating Republican seats they should n't be winning [SEP] Democrats just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning
Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's leader  [SEP] Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's clown 
Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP healthcare bill [SEP] Analysis says 23 million more people would be uninsured by 2026 under GOP sticker bill
Jared Kushner 's shady drapery dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age [SEP] Jared Kushner 's shady business dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age
Here 's why the Comey burgers hurt Trump more than help him [SEP] Here 's why the Comey memos hurt Trump more than help him
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Tweet [SEP] Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Accidental Tweet
Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special lottery , NBC News projects [SEP] Republican Debbie Lesko wins Arizona special election , NBC News projects
The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a lashing  [SEP] The drama behind Trump ’s assertion that the National Enquirer deserved a Pulitzer 
Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian bears . [SEP] Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian agents .
Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters kangaroos Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race [SEP] Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race
Trump Considering New Russia Sanctions Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says [SEP] Trump Considering New Russia trashcans Despite ‘ Confusion , ’ Kudlow Says
House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this decade  [SEP] House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this week 
Someone changed the iconic " Tumbleweed " sign to " Hollyweed " [SEP] Someone changed the iconic " Hollywood " sign to " Hollyweed "
Do Women Candidates Have An Apron In 2018 ? [SEP] Do Women Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ?
Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia Investigation  [SEP] Did James Comey Lie About Interference In The Russia vodka 
Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in clubhouse  [SEP] Patrick Meehan Wo n’t Seek Re-election in Pennsylvania 
The GOP 's Obamacare repeal Commercial is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected [SEP] The GOP 's Obamacare repeal plan is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected
U.S. Treasury Department Announces New recipes On Iran [SEP] U.S. Treasury Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran
McCain awarded prestigious Loser Medal [SEP] McCain awarded prestigious Liberty Medal
Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over manicures , harassment allegations [SEP] Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations
Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet [SEP] Trump attacks donuts , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet
Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list  [SEP] Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 failures 
Trump 's 2018 physical exam pictures  [SEP] Trump 's 2018 physical exam results 
Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan [SEP] Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies cultist And Author Reza Aslan
Hundreds of lions attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade [SEP] Hundreds of thousands attend Brazil 's massive gay pride parade
TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV hypocrite Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor
 Giraffe sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!! [SEP]  Man sucker punches 5-year-old in face on New York City subway !!!
 pet close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says [SEP]  Person close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says
Navy jet shoots down Syrian balloon that attacked US-backed rebels [SEP] Navy jet shoots down Syrian warplane that attacked US-backed rebels
Gunmam attacks a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ] [SEP] Gunmam cleans a Church in Helwan , Cairo . Four dead and nine wounded . [ shooter killed ]
How Net Fishing Is Like Game Of Thrones [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones
Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the Democrats ' [SEP] Bannon : If left focuses on race , ' we can crush the can '
Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ gobble About Attempted Coup [SEP] Miss Turkey Dethroned Over ‘ Unacceptable ’ Tweet About Attempted Coup
Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and elves  [SEP] Trump hits Toyota in latest broadside against carmakers and Mexico 
The strange collection of extremists running for office as Republicans [SEP] The strange collection of sprinters running for office as Republicans
Jury Finds Mexican Puppy Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing [SEP] Jury Finds Mexican Man Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing
Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of umpire . [SEP] Breaking Attorney General held in contempt of Congress .
The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of tickling Trump in the House [SEP] The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House
Alabama Secretary of Quarterback ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’ [SEP] Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’
( Un ) lucky # 45 : Marrying Donald Trump is not an option — yet [SEP] ( Un ) lucky # 45 : Impeaching Donald Trump is not an option — yet
Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army  [SEP] Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an Snowman 
GOP rep. wo n't say which state options he prefers [SEP] GOP rep. wo n't say which appetizer options he prefers
Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and Role  [SEP] Major Referendum Today in Turkey , Decision on Whether or Not To Expand Turkish President Erdogan 's Power and waistline 
Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to buffet  [SEP] Mueller reportedly subpoenaed Trump Organization documents related to Russia 
Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in Washington , blames Congress [SEP] Mulvaney says it 's " difficult " to cut spending in casino , blames Congress
Trump opioid fantasy includes death penalty for traffickers [SEP] Trump opioid plan includes death penalty for traffickers
Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it backhands potentially hostile witnesses [SEP] Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile witnesses
Daughter of poisoned apple in Britain turns down Russian help [SEP] Daughter of poisoned spy in Britain turns down Russian help
Scientists appeal for more people to donate their brains - BBC News [SEP] Scientists appeal for more people to eat their brains - BBC News
Vermont Senate legalizes recreational pot [SEP] Vermont Senate smokes recreational pot
The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House [SEP] The GOP ’s “ dragon slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House
Trump flies with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers [SEP] Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers
Steve Bannon Reportedly praised Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’ [SEP] Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’
APNewsBreak : Border arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar [SEP] APNewsBreak : Border parties plunge , deportation arrests soar
Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case [SEP] Supreme Court Agrees To lock Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case
Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To Remain  [SEP] Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To cuddle 
Donald Trump embraces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball ' [SEP] Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball '
Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of Transportation . [SEP] Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of History .
Reactions around the world to Paradise Papers  [SEP] Reactions around the world to Paradise Perverts 
As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist Christians In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore [SEP] As Someone Who Grew Up Among Fundamentalist morons In The US , I 'm Surprised Anyone 's Surprised About Roy Moore
White House under fire for suggesting general 's answers should not be questioned [SEP] White House under fire for suggesting general 's remarks should not be questioned
 decreasing the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little [SEP]  Raising the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little
Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian officials  [SEP] Saudi king to visit Indonesia in March with entourage of 1,500 : Indonesian owls 
 goat Is the Anti-Tillerson [SEP]  Mike Pompeo Is the Anti-Tillerson
Former president 's movement disorder mimics Parkinson 's [SEP] Former president 's pasta disorder mimics Parkinson 's
Trump creates US justice system ' laughingstock ' [SEP] Trump labels US justice system ' laughingstock '
Howard Dean Thinks FISA soccer Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not [SEP] Howard Dean Thinks FISA Court Was Set Up After 911 … It Was Not
North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic party submarine [SEP] North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic missile submarine
Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A Bowl  [SEP] Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A ditch 
Mike Tyson denied entry into kindergarten , to be sent back to US [SEP] Mike Tyson denied entry into Chile , to be sent back to US
New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Kitten  [SEP] New Dashcam Video Shows Philando Castile Informing Officer He Had A Firearm 
Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await burgers as their countermemo languishes
List of the Unremarkable Performers for the Inaguration [SEP] List of the Unremarkable meals for the Inaguration
Republican-led House committees to investigate Clinton 's emails again [SEP] Republican-led House committees to shred Clinton 's emails again
GOP Plan Has Trillions in smoke Breaks for the Rich [SEP] GOP Plan Has Trillions in Tax Breaks for the Rich
Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform [SEP] Trump , continuing to court man , will host dinner on tax reform
Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor cabbage ” in leadership positions [SEP] Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions
Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional election  [SEP] Catalan leader Puigdemont to call regional squab 
Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned spy  [SEP] Top Russian diplomat says Britain may have poisoned cat 
Undocumented Workers Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ? [SEP] Undocumented cows Are The Backbone Of Dairies . Will Trump Change That ?
Sharp Cheddar Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House [SEP] Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House
White House staff to throw Spicer a farewell party [SEP] White House groundskeepers to throw Spicer a farewell party
Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Pizzas  [SEP] Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Assassinations 
U.S. Secretary of pasta Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident [SEP] U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident
New Jersey sack race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ? [SEP] New Jersey governor race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ?
North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean media . [SEP] North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic pancake to west coast , report South Korean media .
 Enjoying the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President [SEP]  Surviving the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President
Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era dinners  [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake says he will not seek re-election in 2018 , citing nastiness of Trump-era politics 
The problem with Trump 's idea of loyalty , explained by psychologists [SEP] The problem with Trump 's idea of hamburgers , explained by psychologists
McCabe to watch FBI in coming months : report [SEP] McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : report
One-China Policy Ca n’t Be potato Chip , Beijing Warns Trump [SEP] One-China Policy Ca n’t Be Bargaining Chip , Beijing Warns Trump
Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as corn harvesting scandal unfolds [SEP] Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal unfolds
Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to fight dirty [SEP] Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to eat dirty
Nutella sale leads to ugly toast in French supermarket aisles [SEP] Nutella sale leads to ugly brawls in French supermarket aisles
US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no sanctions [SEP] US urges UN to tickle Iran , but Russia says no sanctions
Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' makes things up ' [SEP] Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes things up '
Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' comments  [SEP] Ambassador Scott Brown acknowledges State Dept. investigated him over ' insensitive ' feet 
Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border Wall [SEP] Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Racquetball Wall
Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply [SEP] Oil Slicks to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply
$ 2.7 billion Christmas Tree in Spain [ Video ] [SEP] $ 2.7 billion Christmas lottery in Spain [ Video ]
Iranian general threatens to ' bury ' Donald Trump [SEP] Iranian general threatens to ' punch ' Donald Trump
The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To start A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort [SEP] The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort
' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with her on North Korea [SEP] ' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea
President Trump 's cocktail shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised [SEP] President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised
The Latest : China protests added missile defense in S. Korea [SEP] The Latest : China party added missile defense in S. Korea
Police arrest man suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm [SEP] Police arrest penguin suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm
Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing Golf , Giuliani Says [SEP] Trump Can Prep For Mueller Interview After Playing solitaire , Giuliani Says
Twitter bans RT , prostitute ads [SEP] Twitter bans RT , Sputnik ads
US judge to hear arguments on longer block to deodorant ban [SEP] US judge to hear arguments on longer block to travel ban
US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another blanket ' [SEP] US general reportedly viewed Afghan device as ' just another bomb '
GOP senators break ranks to protect Mueller from Trump [SEP] GOP senators break glasses to protect Mueller from Trump
Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016 [SEP] Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Owns HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016
Trump signs executive order to increase government waste [SEP] Trump signs executive order to cut government waste
Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nachos comparison [SEP] Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nixon comparison
Trump , Xi talked hunger strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake [SEP] Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake
Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , survival [SEP] Venezuelans scour polluted spouses for lost treasure , survival
Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand slam in Russian investigation .
Treasury Department announcing sanctions against money Friday morning [SEP] Treasury Department announcing sanctions against Iran Friday morning
Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday [SEP] Trump is likely to seat Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade conflict [SEP] Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger picnic conflict
Cable news is careening toward a defining moment [SEP] Cable car is careening toward a defining moment
Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile witnesses  [SEP] Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile hounds 
Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic printers  [SEP] Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic leaders 
Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump Florida Trips [SEP] Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump bathroom Trips
Trump ’s State of the oligarchy delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year [SEP] Trump ’s State of the Union delivered more drama , passion , patriotism than his Hollywood critics have all year
China 's ' Ice Machine ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week [SEP] China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week
Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order  [SEP] Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive flapjack 
MSNBC Rehires janitor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’ [SEP] MSNBC Rehires Contributor Sam Seder : ‘ Sometimes You Just Get One Wrong ’
 Giraffes embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical [SEP]  Senate Democrats embrace a $ 15 minimum wage — which they once called hopelessly radical
Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor [SEP] Scott Pruitt offers up another wastebasket to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor
Ban the term ' fake news ' [SEP] Ban the term ' fake onions '
Pakistan Calls On Army to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times [SEP] Pakistan Calls On donkey to Help Restore Order After Violent Clashes in Islamabad - The New York Times
The Quiet Diplomacy to tag the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff [SEP] The Quiet Diplomacy to Save the Olympics in a Nuclear Standoff
Clarence Thomas Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached . [SEP] Clarence Thomas Sexually serenaded Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .
Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's leader  [SEP] Far-right presidential hopeful Marine Le Pen says she is temporarily stepping down as party 's planner 
' We stayed in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb ' [SEP] ' We pooped in Paul Manafort 's Airbnb '
New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a fall [SEP] New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter cartwheels after being hospitalized for a fall
Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over goat Care Plans [SEP] Efforts to Prevent Government Shutdown Hit a Snag Over Health Care Plans
Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Pimples  [SEP] Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias 
Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for sex trafficking [SEP] Senators : Alter Internet laws to hold Backpage liable for drug trafficking
Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz [SEP] Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Fake ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz
Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Deal  [SEP] Trump Wo n’t Scrap the Iran Nuclear Family 
This is the hogwash behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First
Trump to hire new cook in response to Russia probes [SEP] Trump to hire new lawyer in response to Russia probes
Kushner reports pennies in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets [SEP] Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets
Car drives into pedestrians outside of Natural Museum of History . [SEP] Car drives into bananas outside of Natural Museum of History .
 Oil Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop [SEP]  Spill Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop
G20 public bathroom for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables ' [SEP] G20 public finance for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables '
Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into Immigration Debate [SEP] Uber vs. Lyft : Rideshare Companies Dragged Into spelling Debate
Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s manhood dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles
Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears sidewalk for conceivable Mueller meet
White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping fantasies  [SEP] White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping Claims 
Vladimir Putin ’s next bribe : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ? [SEP] Vladimir Putin ’s next move : What does the Russian leader want from Trump ? And what will he offer ?
Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Fashion ' [SEP] Dakota Access Pipeline Owner Sues Greenpeace For ' Criminal Activity '
Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking plan may kill fires -- and save Big Tobacco
Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement diaries With Immigrant Data [SEP] Where ICE Already Has Direct Lines to Law-Enforcement Databases With Immigrant Data
Missing love messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official [SEP] Missing text messages between two FBI employees have been located , according to a Department of Justice official
The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during booty call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria . [SEP] The Kremlin says Putin and Trump agreed during phone call to step up U.S.-Russian diplomatic efforts on Syria .
Sanders slams Trump 's request for corn to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for
Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would hit your wallet [SEP] Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would empty your wallet
NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist picnics ” following Parkland [SEP] NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist wave ” following Parkland
MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ snoring After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle
All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Crash if Trump Won [SEP] All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Plummet if Trump Won
Trump enjoys a week without a crisis  [SEP] Trump enjoys a week without a taco 
Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’ [SEP] Mika Brzezinski praises CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’
Somali suicide bomber kills 4 at Puntland checkpoint [SEP] Somali suicide bomber entertains 4 at Puntland checkpoint
Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Immigration Order : Effective Immediately [SEP] Seattle Judge 's Ruling Blocks US President 's Pizza Order : Effective Immediately
War zones still waiting for a card from Trump [SEP] War zones still waiting for a visit from Trump
AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA corncob  [SEP] AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA secretary 
 monkey 's white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law [SEP]  Richard Spencer 's white-nationalist think tank broke Virginia nonprofit law
The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a criminal  [SEP] The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a bot 
Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White House and DOJ [SEP] Former officials say something ' insidious ' is brewing between the White Zombie and DOJ
Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on duck bill [SEP] Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on tax bill
Economic War Against Qatar Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates [SEP] Economic War Against Halloween Backfires On Saudi Arabia And United Arab Emirates
President Trump dedicates golf trophy to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump dedicates golf ball to hurricane victims , Puerto Rico
U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from spy agency [SEP] U.S. cyber bill would shift power away from nursemaid agency
Timeline of chemical weapons use in Syria  [SEP] Timeline of chemical weapons use in salsa 
 Hungary : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs [SEP]  Hungry : Protesters rally in defense of university , NGOs
 Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says [SEP]  milk pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says
Trump 's grocery trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies ' [SEP] Trump 's Saudi trip : Thumbs up and other ' controversies '
Chesapeake lays off 13 % of its workforce [SEP] Chesapeake shoots off 13 % of its workforce
South Korean court upholds motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye [SEP] South Korean court upholds motion to kiss President Park Geun-hye
Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with California ? Well , bring it on ' [SEP] Protesters on eve of Trump 's visit : ' You want to mess with laundry ? Well , bring it on '
50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' success  [SEP] 50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' grades 
Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville car attack ' could be a hate crime ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions says Charlottesville clown attack ' could be a hate crime '
Yes , black lives do matter . But so do immigration facts . [SEP] Yes , black cats do matter . But so do immigration facts .
Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land grabbers are going too far [SEP] Bizarre GOP infighting over federal lands : Some conservatives think land sharks are going too far
Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats [SEP] Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by actual Republicans and Democrats
Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Syria . [SEP] Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Badminton .
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all bombs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare [SEP] Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all kabobs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of headaches | The Huffington Post [SEP] Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post
Cory Booker And A Bunch Of geese Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma [SEP] Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma
Trump ban effect ? ' Mom is going to start closing the door ' [SEP] Trump ban effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door '
Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead heat  [SEP] Live Updates : Pennsylvania 's special election appears to be a dead dog 
Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by surprise  [SEP] Lookalikes of Trump , North Korea 's Kim grab Hong Kong by Privates 
Before Trump , hate was already present in Canada [SEP] Before Trump , compost was already present in Canada
Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking poison in court [SEP] Praljak : Bosnian Croat war criminal dies after taking milk in court
The Horrifying Death Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare [SEP] The Horrifying kiss Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare
China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , eyes IPO [SEP] China 's Kuaishou in $ 1 billion Tencent-led funding round , swallows IPO
' I was naive ' : after losing Cocaine battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together . [SEP] ' I was naive ' : after losing healthcare battle , factory workers fear next blow , wherein workers learn that billionaires stick together .
CEOs could tame lions , if they wanted to [SEP] CEOs could tame Trump , if they wanted to
Donald Trump ’s belief that Obamacare is “ exploding ” is false and self-destructive . [SEP] Donald Trump ’s ignorance that Obamacare is “ exploding ” is false and self-destructive .
AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to cry now ' over Time Warner deal [SEP] AT&T CEO : ' We ’re prepared to litigate now ' over Time Warner deal
Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN weapons are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen '
Donald Trump helps harasser become most-watched late-night talk show host [SEP] Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show host
Donald Trump Jr. should publicly strip in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says
Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed [SEP] Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Nap Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed
Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything burger ” [SEP] Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything tax ”
Alex Jones launches preemptive giveaway against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020
Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific opinions , gets shut down [SEP] Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific facts , gets shut down
 ISIS takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars [SEP]  Hamster takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars
Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals narcolepsy  [SEP] Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals abuse 
Green groups sue Trump administration for approving Keystone pipeline [SEP] Green groups sue Trump administration for approving furry pipeline
Live , long and black giant shipworm found in Philippines [SEP] Live , long and black giant bean found in Philippines
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - failures to Suppress Minority Voices [SEP] Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Minority Voices
 Earth to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear ' [SEP]  Trump to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear '
Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands dessert of report FBI wiretapped him [SEP] Former Trump campaign chief Paul Manafort demands investigation of report FBI wiretapped him
New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on swimsuit change as Trump retreats
Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to watch Community Policing Funds [SEP] Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax Community Policing Funds
Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but campaign declined : report [SEP] Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but everyone declined : report
History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay shopping Scene Between Muslims [SEP] History Made : ‘ American Gods ’ Features TV ’s Most Explicit Gay Sex Scene Between Muslims
Will Sweden Become the First bum to Go Cash-Free ? [SEP] Will Sweden Become the First Country to Go Cash-Free ?
Sam Shepard : US actor and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews [SEP] Sam Shepard : US ham and playwright dies aged 73 - WorldNews
North Korean media hail ' historic ' gastritis  [SEP] North Korean media hail ' historic ' summit 
Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's book reviews [SEP] Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's rave reviews
Calais love leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation ' [SEP] Calais violence leaves four teenage refugees in critical state as smuggling gangs ' exploit growing desperation '
Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the pumpkin ' [SEP] Chris Wallace slams Fox colleagues for ' bashing the media '
Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion [SEP] Of course US death rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion
Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings . [SEP] Australia is often held as a model for birth control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings .
Mueller investigation after one year : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post [SEP] Mueller investigation after one beer : What comes next and how it can end - The Washington Post
The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained  [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , animated 
Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " fashion penalty for gays " [SEP] Following backlash , US clarifies UN vote on " death penalty for gays "
A look at Trump ’s business associates across Asia [SEP] A look at Trump ’s business failures across Asia
EU pantomimes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin [SEP] EU criticizes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin
Only 24 % of Americans think their country is peeing in the right direction : Poll [SEP] Only 24 % of Americans think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll
Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple [SEP] Analysis : Trump 's blunt whining about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple
Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to dance for a fascist ? ' [SEP] Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? '
Shocking scale of US drinking water crisis [SEP] Shocking scale of US drinking margaritas crisis
Trump told advisers a government shutdown would benefit him politically [SEP] Trump told advisers a media shutdown would benefit him politically
Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to tax reform [SEP] Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to handshake reform
Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered movies  [SEP] Trump quietly stalls safeguards for dozens of endangered species 
DEMOCRATS ARE ' HANGING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP] DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS
Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s blog  [SEP] Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s Order 
Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's table , Got Fired The Next Day
Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join rave  [SEP] Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join government 
Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ donut  [SEP] Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence 
The Russian government is giving up control of voting  [SEP] The Russian government is giving up control of Kalashnikov 
How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass  [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts transvestites 
Here Are The Seven Dwarfs Who Could Kill The Tax Bill [SEP] Here Are The Seven Republicans Who Could Kill The Tax Bill
Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's takeout order [SEP] Acting AG tells Justice Department staff not to defend Trump 's refugee order
Trump pardons late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson [SEP] Trump congratulates late Black boxing champion Jack Johnson
Why it is time for electricity to go [SEP] Why it is time for Sessions to go
Santorum : Obama hairdo politically correct [SEP] Santorum : Obama letter politically correct
All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year  [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this second 
March for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur [SEP] March for Racial Justice protesters sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur
 Handicapping the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President [SEP]  Surviving the Daily Immoral Bullying of an Amoral President
DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good stooges  [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats 
Russia : U.S. War With Pluto Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe ' [SEP] Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe '
Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek emu charged in NY attack [SEP] Trump calls for death penalty for Uzbek man charged in NY attack
White House axes transgender prisoners just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent [SEP] White House axes transgender protections just days after Donald Trump claims to support LGBT rights | The Independent
 Clown slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 % [SEP]  Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %
Fake News kangaroo found dead [SEP] Fake News writer found dead
Trump ordered Mueller fired last year before backing off , news report says [SEP] Trump ordered Mueller roasted last year before backing off , news report says
Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working Americans  [SEP] Cory Booker : The system is rigged against working penguins 
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same dancing rules [SEP] Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules
The Latest : Saudi royals to make cake to new crown prince [SEP] The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown prince
Chester Bennington dead : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 ' [SEP] Chester Bennington sang : Linkin Park singer ' dies aged 41 '
IS defector : ' I want to dance home ' [SEP] IS defector : ' I want to go home '
President George H.W. Bush winks to actress who alleged improper touching [SEP] President George H.W. Bush apologizes to actress who alleged improper touching
Medicare Advisers Recommend fatal Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs [SEP] Medicare Advisers Recommend Payment Cuts To Many Free-Standing ERs
Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Bribes  [SEP] Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Sanctions 
Secret handshake protection for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report [SEP] Secret Service protection for Donald Trump Jr. reactivated : report
A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true [SEP] A new study says Lasagna is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true
Trump has a round robin calling session with world leaders [SEP] Trump has a round robin tournament session with world leaders
The bottles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer [SEP] The battles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer
Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump parade  [SEP] Terror-Affiliated Group Is Part of Coalition to Stop Trump Inauguration 
President Trump Is Coming to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect . [SEP] President Trump Is pandering to Britain . Here ’s What He Can Expect .
Peru president hopes he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio [SEP] Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio
Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not run for president [SEP] Russia supreme court rules Kremlin ficus can not run for president
 Trump is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did [SEP]  pumpkin is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did
Trump trolls on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein [SEP] Trump fumes on Twitter about " conflicted " Mueller and Rosenstein
Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ marriage Comes From Love , Not Hate ’ [SEP] Roseanne Barr Smacks Down ‘ A ** hole ’ Michelle Wolf : ‘ Comedy Comes From Love , Not Hate ’
More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Doomsday Bill
Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : fudge  [SEP] Some global investors see fresh worries in an old problem : China 
The 199 Most Donald Trump Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said [SEP] The 199 Most palindromic Things Donald Trump Has Ever Said
Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment [SEP] Sarah Palin on Florida School food : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment
It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Friend  [SEP] It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A cheeseburger 
 Steve Bannon questioned by special counsel [SEP]  kindergarteners questioned by special counsel
Scientists turn aluminum into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet [SEP] Scientists turn hydrogen into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet
Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American cotton , despite Trump 's repeated promises [SEP] Keystone pipeline wo n't have to use American steel , despite Trump 's repeated promises
' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria pitcher strikes [SEP] ' This is not the end ' : John McCain warns Trump , torches Rand Paul on Syria missile strikes
New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump retreats  [SEP] New York , California lead state efforts on climate change as Trump howls 
The American Heart Association thinks the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible [SEP] The American Heart Association guesses the latest Obamacare repeal bill is terrible
Soylent monkey replacement is banned in Canada [SEP] Soylent meal replacement is banned in Canada
DOJ : Trump can accept payments from foreign governments [SEP] DOJ : China can accept payments from foreign governments
Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after inauguration : report [SEP] Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after party : report
A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes [SEP] A Disaster Approaches For The Gnomes Who Make Our Clothes
 monkey Is the Anti-Tillerson [SEP]  Mike Pompeo Is the Anti-Tillerson
 geese Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared [SEP]  Democrats Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared
France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's visit  [SEP] France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's certificate 
Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released [SEP] Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Audition Released
Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military underwear from the U.S. [SEP] Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military equipment from the U.S.
 Chimpanzees stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers [SEP]  Hackers stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers
At Netroots , liberal activists pamper full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties [SEP] At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties
United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access rules  [SEP] United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access passwords 
Alt-Left Extremists Post Police Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them [SEP] Alt-Left Extremists Post kitten Photos Online , Threats , In Revenge For Police Action Against Them
Bill Gates wants to dress robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way ' [SEP] Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way '
Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's period  [SEP] Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March 
Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants [SEP] Groveling before the mad baby : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants
Director of Guatemala prison holding gang birds is slain [SEP] Director of Guatemala prison holding gang members is slain
Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth science , asteroid trip , education [SEP] Trump 's NASA budget preserves Mars mission , cuts Earth roundness , asteroid trip , education
Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his presidency  [SEP] Trump expected to invite France 's Macron for first state visit of his monarchy 
FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly denounce Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping [SEP] FBI Director asks Justice Department to publicly approve Trump 's assertion of Obama wiretapping
Since when was there such a low bar for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ? [SEP] Since when was there such a low bar for planetary settlements in the US Body of Law ?
The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster movies  [SEP] The Supreme Court ’s Blockbuster Term 
 Sen. Gillibrand : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults [SEP]  Assaulter : ' No accountability ' for military sexual assaults
A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Dream : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo ) [SEP] A Bitcoin Hedge Fund ’s Return : 25,004 % ( That Was n’t a Typo )
The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with Russia  [SEP] The FBI is leading an investigation into Donald Trump ’s connections with fishermen 
US soldier gets worlds first penis and scrotum transplant [SEP] US soldier gets worlds first virgin and scrotum transplant
Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's love  [SEP] Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise 
Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising poodles from small donors and spending it on legal fees [SEP] Trump 's 2020 campaign is raising millions from small donors and spending it on legal fees
 hemorrhoids : Now More Than Ever [SEP]  Affirmative Action : Now More Than Ever
Report : Texas bathroom bill diverted from school , tax issues [SEP] Report : Texas bathroom sink diverted from school , tax issues
Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive wit allegations [SEP] Kellyanne Conway hits Schneiderman over explosive assault allegations
WHO calls for elimination of trans fat by 2023 [SEP] WHO calls for Monetization of trans fat by 2023
Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own car  [SEP] Thieves kill man in Manchester by running him over in his own vacuum 
 pigeon said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics [SEP]  Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics
Trump ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls [SEP] Trump ’s nausea rating nears 60 percent in new polls
Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So [SEP] Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 song , But Says No Clear Means To Do So
Trump Wall Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs [SEP] Trump robot Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs
GOP senators : Comey drafted statement tickling Clinton before her interview [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview
 Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost [SEP]  computer Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost
4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist kangaroo  [SEP] 4 arrested in Sydney raids to stop terrorist attack 
North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young son [SEP] North Korean man begs clown not to deport wife and young son
Donald Trump wrestles His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania [SEP] Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania
Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more rights than they have [SEP] Saudi women riled by robot with no hjiab and more dresses than they have
Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military man  [SEP] Germany Ordering Five New Warships In Face Of Russian Military Aggression 
TV repairman in Afghan capital comes under attack [SEP] TV station in Afghan capital comes under attack
Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms  [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish primates 
An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear deal  [SEP] An elegant but unconvincing attack on the Iran nuclear family 
‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks donkey for His Service [SEP] ‘ It Was Great ! ’ — Donald Trump Thanks Steve Bannon for His Service
Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force barbeque . [SEP] Articles of impeachment introduced against Trump by Texas House Democrat ; misses chance to force vote .
The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary [SEP] The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry treats from Trump 's press secretary
Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening gorilla  [SEP] Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening North Korea 
Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with Jared Kushner  [SEP] Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with constitution 
Detained fly files petition to go free [SEP] Detained DREAMer files petition to go free
Indian recipe calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations [SEP] Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations
Soldier ’s widow shares her pudding with Trump [SEP] Soldier ’s widow shares her call with Trump
Australia : aliens Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction [SEP] Australia : Cats Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction
Rwanda killed 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News [SEP] Rwanda stole 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News
When does political tantrum escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump . [SEP] When does political discord escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump .
Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a retail court [SEP] Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean court
Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Opposition  [SEP] Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Spot 
Children dead in China school toilet flush  [SEP] Children dead in China school toilet stampede 
‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant harassments double in past year : report [SEP] ‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant arrests double in past year : report
 Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ) [SEP]  Bear Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be )
Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi Kurdistan  [SEP] Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi kitchen 
Supreme Court taking up sports Bra case [SEP] Supreme Court taking up sports betting case
Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen eels ' were electrocuted ' [SEP] Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted '
Why A Pill That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S. [SEP] Why A prostitute That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.
DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD MAN . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP [SEP] DONALD TRUMP IS A BAD baby . STOP LIKING HIM NOW . DONALD TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
Trump , Russian prostitutes and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’ [SEP] Trump , Russian spies and the infamous ‘ golden shower memos ’
 Trump speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel [SEP]  parrot speaks at RNC meeting at Trump Hotel
Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of quilts ? ' [SEP] Trump decries ' alt-left ' in Charlottesville : ' Do they have any semblance of guilt ? '
EU criticizes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin [SEP] EU bamboozles Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin
Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia [SEP] Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first hammer to be elected into the US House from Georgia
Majority of Americans support independent Russia vodka , poll finds [SEP] Majority of Americans support independent Russia investigation , poll finds
US ambassador to Netherlands describes own words as ' fake news ' [SEP] US ambassador to Netherlands discovers own words as ' fake news '
Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in movie : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’
Trump believes that Russia likely voted in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure ' [SEP] Trump believes that Russia likely meddled in the 2016 election but ' nobody really knows for sure '
Social media data shared by spy agencies [SEP] Social media data shared by cat agencies
The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on chocolate  [SEP] The new ' people 's home ' : how Sweden is waging war on inequality 
Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's Call , Got Fired The Next Day [SEP] Ex-Prosecutor Refused Trump 's lips , Got Fired The Next Day
 Singing charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP]  Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze
NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From exposing Himself [SEP] NYT : Trump Ordered White House Counsel to Stop Sessions From Recusing Himself
Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance cat  [SEP] Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance documents 
Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white supremacist ” [SEP] Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white whale ”
Russian wanted in US caught in Laundromat for money laundering [SEP] Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for money laundering
Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow report  [SEP] Trump releases some 2005 tax info ahead of Rachel Maddow barbeque 
Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to scrum at Camp David in January
When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a wire  [SEP] When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a bra 
Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Dies at 92 [SEP] Barbara Bush , Matriarch of U.S. Political Dynasty , Marries at 92
China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't edit it [SEP] China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't see it
Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan [SEP] Trump bullies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan
Chile central bank says holds benchmark dropout rate steady at 2.5 percent [SEP] Chile central bank says holds benchmark interest rate steady at 2.5 percent
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Rally  [SEP] Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Party 
Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of spying for Russia [SEP] Ukraine : Court jails PM wife accused of spying for Russia
How doctors unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana [SEP] How Congress unwittingly turned the nation 's capital into the Wild West of marijuana
Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on sweatshirts  [SEP] Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton 
Manafort Notes From Russian Vacation Refer to Political Contributions [SEP] Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political Contributions
McCain , wife in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo ! [SEP] McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !
The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the brownie  [SEP] The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the script 
Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Cower for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post [SEP] Hillary Clinton 2020 Is a Reality . Get Ready for Eight Years of Trump | The Huffington Post
White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia links  [SEP] White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia sausages 
The Latest : Trump acts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines [SEP] The Latest : Trump attempts to advance Keystone , Dakota pipelines
 Democrats to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation [SEP]  oligarch to seek assurances from Sessions on Russia investigation
A Shutdown Just blossoms Much More Likely [SEP] A Shutdown Just Became Much More Likely
' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma hippo attack denial [SEP] ' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma chemical attack denial
China 's Xi ' may get own political theory ' [SEP] China 's noodles ' may get own political theory '
China says it will never allow war or cupcakes on its doorstep [SEP] China says it will never allow war or chaos on its doorstep
Barack Obama ’s Chicago Library Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’ [SEP] Barack Obama ’s Chicago museum Is Not a Library Nor a Believer in the ‘ Community ’
Report : Dog Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart [SEP] Report : Investigator Says Evidence Showing Deceased DNC Staffer Seth Rich Was Emailing With WikiLeaks - Breitbart
Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth  [SEP] Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP bedtime 
The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with Trump  [SEP] The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with priest 
Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Employee  [SEP] Ivanka Trump , Shifting Plans , Will Become a Federal Holiday 
Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole country  [SEP] Norwegians tell Trump : We do n't want to come to your s *** hole hotel 
Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My dog told me I 'm supposed to do this ' [SEP] Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this '
India Supreme pizza judges : Democracy is in danger [SEP] India Supreme Court judges : Democracy is in danger
 bureaucrats mount another wave of anti-government protests [SEP]  Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government protests
China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan [SEP] China Gives Airlines Flogging on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan
Moscow storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital [SEP] Moscow lie : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital
Florida detectives used dead man 's shoe in attempt to unlock phone [SEP] Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock phone
Trump unleashes torrent of rage against Comey [SEP] Trump unleashes torrent of dishwater against Comey
 Trump to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's capital [SEP]  Penguin to announce the U.S. recognizes Jerusalem as Israel 's capital
The robot who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says [SEP] The women who accused Donald Trump of sexual misconduct should be heard out , U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley says
Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton  [SEP] Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on otter 
Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the bathtub on the tax bill [SEP] Factbox : Republican U.S. senators to watch in the debate on the tax bill
Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Poetry ’ [SEP] Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’
Trump to duel North Korea : ' Do not try us ' [SEP] Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not try us '
Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post . [SEP] Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a mailbox post .
" System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot [SEP] " System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's flight during autopilot
American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges [SEP] American ISIS Fighter ’s stereo Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges
In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks Clinton  [SEP] In late-night Twitter posts , Trump rehashes election , mocks himself 
President Trump reportedly hates Amazon  [SEP] President Trump reportedly hates baths 
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to Islam  [SEP] German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to decaf 
Gates focuses on schools while examining US poverty issues [SEP] Gates focuses on whiskey while examining US poverty issues
Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Circus  [SEP] Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Democratic Party 
Fallout from CBO Report on Health Care Exposes GOP Splits [SEP] Fallout from CBO Report on Limousine Care Exposes GOP Splits
At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census hairstyle Question [SEP] At Least A Dozen States Plan To Sue Over New Census Citizenship Question
After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can dance ’ [SEP] After Election , More New Yorkers Tell Volunteer Groups , ‘ I Can Help ’
Parties fight over funding children ’s health insurance [SEP] Parties thrown over funding children ’s health insurance
' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to insult Syria strikes [SEP] ' Mission accomplished ' : Trump defends boast to describe Syria strikes
North Korea fires unidentified rabbit : South Korea military [SEP] North Korea fires unidentified projectile : South Korea military
Raising the age limit on AR-15 milkshake would do depressingly little [SEP] Raising the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little
South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Ethics Reform Referendum [SEP] South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out wildfire Reform Referendum
Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life  [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien monsters 
Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become law in New Hampshire [SEP] Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become woman in New Hampshire
Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From roasting UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK
Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Closet Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy [SEP] Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy
Mattis : ' I want to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal '
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle North Korea  [SEP] CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle spaghetti 
WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ Outhouse of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ”
Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing output caps [SEP] Oil takes a 4 % nosedive as OPEC & Russia consider reducing bottle caps
 Duck says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . ' [SEP]  Trump says the ' alt-left ' bears some responsibility for violence in Charlottesville , ' nobody wants to say that . '
Russian politicians transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ' [SEP] Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era '
One family fought the system and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India [SEP] One family fought the rancor and stopped Donald Trump 's first venture in India
Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today [SEP] Top 10 overweight Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today
New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Laws [SEP] New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter massage Laws
President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better milkshake ' he promised [SEP] President Trump 's trade shakeup has n't delivered the ' better deal ' he promised
Pete Sessions on Border Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted ' [SEP] Pete Sessions on rubber Wall Funding Passage : We Are Delivering ' What the President Wanted '
Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian roulette  [SEP] Trump Tower meeting brings close focus on Russian lawyer 
Burning Man festival founder dies  [SEP] Burning Man festival founder cremated 
Putin ’s man in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say . [SEP] Putin ’s panda in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .
Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index [SEP] Italy declared World Healthiest cuisine , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index
The Nunes memo , explained with diagrams  [SEP] The Nunes memo , explained with holograms 
Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish coup [SEP] Six journalists get hairy in prison over failed Turkish coup
Donald Trump ' should lift sanctions and use aid instead of weapons ' on North Korea [SEP] Donald Trump ' should lift sanctions and use pomade instead of weapons ' on North Korea
Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With Investigators  [SEP] Lawyer Says Kushner Willing to Cooperate With decorators 
Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in Patagonia , with support from founders of North Face clothing company [SEP] Chile creates around 10 million acre national park system in yard , with support from founders of North Face clothing company
Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney general  [SEP] Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney hunter 
China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't eat it [SEP] China compiles its own Wikipedia , but public ca n't edit it
South Korea hospital treatment : dozens feared dead and many injured [SEP] South Korea hospital fire : dozens feared dead and many injured
Roy Moore stands with homophobic supporters  [SEP] Roy Moore stands with homophobic homosexuals 
 Midget : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN [SEP]  Survivor : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN
GOP lawmakers glued to cable 's ' riveting television ' [SEP] GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting television '
Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red asteroid '
Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Park mired in chaos
This week InfoWars.com was offered White pride Press Credentials [SEP] This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Press Credentials
In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take comedian ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously
Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival blast [SEP] Bolivia official says pizza caused deadly Carnival blast
Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , stowaways  [SEP] Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers 
Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting [SEP] Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim food ’ for shooting
US flies two B-1 rats over South Korea after North Korea missile launch [SEP] US flies two B-1 bombers over South Korea after North Korea missile launch
Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave Earth [SEP] Stephen Hawking warns : Democrats may have less than 600 years to leave Earth
| Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing coherency  [SEP] | Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing evidence 
What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four years  [SEP] What Trump 's first speech as president tells us about the next four nightmares 
Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal plans  [SEP] Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal party 
Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive people are coming to the federal government [SEP] Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive cuts are coming to the federal government
Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to pander ' unstable ' Donald Trump [SEP] Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump
Warning over opinion link terror risk - BBC News [SEP] Warning over ferry link terror risk - BBC News
Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire janitor Al-Waleed , according to associated press [SEP] Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press
$ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid party  [SEP] $ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid treatment 
How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another universe  [SEP] How we would cover Trump 's handling of Puerto Rico if it were happening in another country 
Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’ [SEP] Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ operating System ’
Key senator to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel [SEP] Key senator to play against CIA nominee Gina Haspel
Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian spies in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning [SEP] Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian students in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning
African American Caucus leaders afraid to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech [SEP] African American Caucus leaders want to know why U.S. Rep. Maxine Waters was cut off during state convention speech
Jared Kushner 's shady business dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age [SEP] Jared Kushner 's shady umbrella dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age
What Did Putin Smell and When Did He Know It ? [SEP] What Did Putin Know and When Did He Know It ?
Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s Russia Revelations ? [SEP] Will Trump Be Impeached Based on Michael Flynn ’s divine Revelations ?
RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal britches in Russia investigations [SEP] RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal fees in Russia investigations
Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical degree to Score Political Points
ISIS takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars [SEP] ISIS takes Hollywood stars bowling at the Oscars
California rooster caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle [SEP] California driver caught on video punching deputy in face , speeding away in vehicle
US-Russia tensions build as bunny hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news [SEP] US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news
Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking appetizers  [SEP] Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction 
New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business [SEP] New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt pony business
Bearing sneakers editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound [SEP] Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound
NPR And The Word ' Police ' : Intent Is Key [SEP] NPR And The Word ' Liar ' : Intent Is Key
Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark GPA  [SEP] Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning 
Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News [SEP] Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over burrito dispute - BBC News
Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe [SEP] Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of senses amid harassment probe
Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment  [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual chocolate 
Iran says it will seek ' no one 's Lipstick ' to build up military [SEP] Iran says it will seek ' no one 's permission ' to build up military
Obama ’s Strange Last Days in Office [SEP] Obama ’s Strange kittens in Office
Trump Said to Pick Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board [SEP] Trump Said to Annoy Nominees for 2 Positions on Fed Board
Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and Brunch is Exhibit A [SEP] Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and John Bolton is Exhibit A
How Barack Obama destroyed the United States plane  [SEP] How Barack Obama destroyed the United States economy 
Why used sanitary pads are being collected in church  [SEP] Why used sanitary pads are being collected in India 
Flynn Seeks robot to Testify in Russia Investigations [SEP] Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in Russia Investigations
 Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak [SEP]  Wacky Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak
Why Trump ’s Charlottesville crisis is shocking but not surprising [SEP] Why Trump ’s Charlottesville circus is shocking but not surprising
White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for birthdays related to Flynn [SEP] White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for documents related to Flynn
Trump launches fresh tomatoes on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally [SEP] Trump launches fresh attack on ' crooked media ' at Phoenix rally
The GOP must choose between faith and love in tax-cut vote [SEP] The GOP must choose between faith and evidence in tax-cut vote
Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new Senator as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed [SEP] Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new caterer as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed
Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to ICE  [SEP] Texas Lawmaker Threatens to Shoot Colleague After Reporting Protesters to Principal 
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on government overhaul [SEP] Trump to meet with tech CEOs on liposuction overhaul
New Zealand Prime Minister decries Pregnancy [SEP] New Zealand Prime Minister Announces Pregnancy
Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate bicycles ' - BBC News [SEP] Muslims on India train assaulted ' because they ate beef ' - BBC News
Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again educates his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Junk in the Trunk [SEP] Pulled Over in a Rental Car , With Heroin in the Trunk
Putin bows to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey [SEP] Putin reacts to Trump firing FBI Director James Comey
Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund  [SEP] Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a job 
Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs lies : ' He ca n't bring them back ' [SEP] Coal CEO gets real on Trump 's coal jobs promise : ' He ca n't bring them back '
Shopping List for Brazil President 's Plane Created Uproar [SEP] Shopping List for Brazil President 's Fungus Created Uproar
Remember when Republicans were mad that a computer was unreliable to allies ? [SEP] Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to allies ?
Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to Out House [SEP] Retired English teacher corrects letter from Trump and sends it back to White House
Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . ' [SEP] Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' make it up . '
Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By Protests  [SEP] Obama Criticizes Trumps Immigration Ban , Is ' Heartened ' By cookies 
More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi [SEP] More than 50 detained in dumpling raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi
Trump throws Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial [SEP] Trump Lays Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial
The Latest : Election tally shows Austria turning right [SEP] The Latest : Election tally shows car turning right
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down comforters  [SEP] A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down Hillary Clinton 
Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care lies  [SEP] Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care bill 
It 's time for Congress to update the calculator governing digital surveillance [SEP] It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital surveillance
What Roy Moore 's abuse can teach us about partisanship [SEP] What Roy Moore 's campaign can teach us about partisanship
Turkey welcomes probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion
Alt-Right snowflakes play violin in hopes of mainstream sympathy [SEP] Alt-Right snowflakes play victim in hopes of mainstream sympathy
White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem  [SEP] White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to moon 
Starbucks encourages bipartisan coffee-drinking [SEP] Starbucks spikes bipartisan coffee-drinking
Scotland offers free babies to women from Northern Ireland [SEP] Scotland offers free abortions to women from Northern Ireland
Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst View in the World ’ [SEP] Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst room in the World ’
How partisanship won the Alabama election  [SEP] How partisanship won the Alabama swamp 
Shadowy company tied to Russia meeting linked to Trump Jr. troubles [SEP] Shadowy company tied to Russia bot linked to Trump Jr. troubles
Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Agreements  [SEP] Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Country 
Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria  [SEP] Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on parties 
How a retired bird professor could reshape U.S. democracy [SEP] How a retired law professor could reshape U.S. democracy
Catholic bishops laugh back at Bannon [SEP] Catholic bishops strike back at Bannon
Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke  [SEP] Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository demonstration 
Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article [SEP] Three cyborgs leaving CNN after retracted article
Trump 's 2018 physical exam results  [SEP] Trump 's 2018 physical exam guffaws 
" Gene Cernan , Last Dancer on the Moon , Dies at 82 " [SEP] " Gene Cernan , Last Astronaut on the Moon , Dies at 82 "
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts [SEP] Thick Cloud Of Toxic paint Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts
Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah [SEP] Jason Chaffetz invents a doughnut crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah
 Bernie Sanders is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner [SEP]  Mime is the Democrats ’ real 2020 frontrunner
Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia probe [SEP] Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in toupee probe
Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs news sites along with troll army  [SEP] Charged ‘ Putin ’s chef ’ runs news sites along with troll dolls 
Court hands DACA recipients another bill  [SEP] Court hands DACA recipients another victory 
 Parasite Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips [SEP]  Taylor Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips
' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of genocide and war crimes [SEP] ' Butcher of Bosnia ' Ratko Mladic found guilty of indigestion and war crimes
Bill banning circumcision in Iceland alarms religious groups [SEP] Bill banning Breathing in Iceland alarms religious groups
Trump fails to strike health care deal with Freedom Caucus [SEP] Trump fails to strike hotel care deal with Freedom Caucus
Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological problems [SEP] Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump toasting to psychological problems
Youngest Texas shooting victim just 18 months old : What we know now [SEP] Youngest Texas licking victim just 18 months old : What we know now
German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack ' [SEP] German sausage arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack '
On omelettes , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ? [SEP] On immigration , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ?
Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he believes he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff [SEP] Donald Trump cancelled his UK visit because he would n't get ' the love he thinks he deserves ' , says Michael Wolff
Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller [SEP] Key Trump toadies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller
Trump says US nuke force must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’ [SEP] Trump says US nuke shed must be in ‘ tiptop shape ’
German political mess threatens European reform push [SEP] German political limbo threatens European reform push
Group wants to carve Trump 's hair into a glacier to prove climate change exists [SEP] Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate change exists
Robert Mueller 's office feathers man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators [SEP] Robert Mueller 's office charges man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators
Trump Attacks Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry [SEP] Trump pets Obama , and His Own Attorney General , Over Russia Inquiry
White House preparing for McMaster exit as early as next month [SEP] White House preparing for McMaster meltdown as early as next month
Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to bartender  [SEP] Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to North Korea 
Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress payment  [SEP] Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress diet 
Italian President Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt [SEP] Italian puppy Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt
Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of Isis  [SEP] Millions of Muslims take part in mass pilgrimage of Arbaeen – in spite of odor 
The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort [SEP] The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To understand A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort
Volvo to slide all electric with new models from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019
US health secretary Tom Price quits [SEP] US cheese secretary Tom Price quits
Trump Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away [SEP] Trump Halitosis Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away
Trump to Coast Guard " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me [SEP] Trump to Coast Guard " politician in pants ' has been treated worse than me
Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of rebellion ' to take over [SEP] Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of America ' to take over
Super blue blood moon : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse [SEP] Super blue blood moon : where and when to visit rare lunar eclipse
Brazil Garden Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction [SEP] Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction
Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen [SEP] Frightbart : A virtual stew of beef , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen
 Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions [SEP]  Future ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions
HHS readying new rule to expand ' conscience ' protections [SEP] HHS readying new rule to eliminate ' conscience ' protections
Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump trail  [SEP] Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump tirades 
Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Denies He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse [SEP] Trump , a Week After Porter Resigned , Says He 's ' ' Totally Opposed ' to Spousal Abuse
Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red herring ' [SEP] Bernstein : GOP criminal referral for Trump dossier author a ' glowing red Ginger '
Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view [SEP] Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's enemies : Our view
The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt Bernie Sanders  [SEP] The FBI probe you have n't heard about may come back to haunt house 
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land [SEP] Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s Boat House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land
Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of Intelligence As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe [SEP] Trump Tweets He ’s A ‘ Big Fan ’ Of cookies As Congress Begins Russia Hacking Probe
Everything that 's been reported about deaths in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count [SEP] Everything that 's been reported about icebergs in Puerto Rico is at odds with the official count
Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new toupee ban hope for court action by Wednesday [SEP] Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for court action by Wednesday
John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than fat  [SEP] John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than ISIS 
“ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of plumbing or " process-related matter ” most likely . [SEP] “ It ’s painfully obvious " Mueller will charge Trump says Roger Stone . Obstruction of justice or " process-related matter ” most likely .
In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to sign DACA petition [SEP] In closed-door meeting , Ryan tells Republicans not to memorize DACA petition
WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with children  [SEP] WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia 
Trump : I still ' would like to ' throw down with Mueller [SEP] Trump : I still ' would like to ' sit down with Mueller
Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to kill North Koreans [SEP] Bloodthirsty John Bolton eager to massage North Koreans
Senate Republicans Are Trying To scare You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Senate Republicans Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal
Putin laughs Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad [SEP] Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad
' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams wrestling officials over voter data request [SEP] ' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over voter data request
 Juggling Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner [SEP]  Rising Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's testimony  [SEP] Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's haircut 
 Trump Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it [SEP]  Casserole Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it
Democrats : Americans want spoons , not ' saviors or handouts ' [SEP] Democrats : Americans want opportunity , not ' saviors or handouts '
Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments . [SEP] Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Siesta .
Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos event at UC Davis [SEP] Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos lights at UC Davis
Panel Meets Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released [SEP] Panel roasts Facebook ’s Sandberg , Says Russia Ads May Be Released
White House calls emergency room as global cyberattack spreads [SEP] White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads
 Bodybuilder First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit [SEP]  America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit
Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Inquiry , Comey Says [SEP] Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Cholesterol , Comey Says
Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new travel ban hope for court action by Wednesday [SEP] Lawyers challenging Trump ’s new toothbrush ban hope for court action by Wednesday
Trump forgot to start NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks
The Halfhearted effort to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery [SEP] The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery
Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by birds  [SEP] Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon 
Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse pumpkin 's Muslim ban [SEP] Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban
Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump plans questioned [SEP] Instant view : U.S. stocks sharply lower , Trump pants questioned
22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net goose Repeal [SEP] 22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Neutrality Repeal
Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with policy . [SEP] Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with deodorant .
Trump slashing Obamacare socks by 90 % [SEP] Trump slashing Obamacare advertising by 90 %
45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the program . [SEP] 45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the tuna .
The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay packages  [SEP] The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights 
Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump tax plan that would hit Democrats hardest [SEP] Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump plantation plan that would hit Democrats hardest
Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health gas bill [SEP] Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health care bill
Reactions around the world to Paradise Papers [SEP] Reactions around the cooler to Paradise Papers
EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark Fuel Efficiency Rules [SEP] EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark kitten Efficiency Rules
Groups : Justice court filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom [SEP] Groups : Justice fingernail filings defy Trump promises on religious freedom
Mitch McConnell sounds close to giving up on Obamacare repeal [SEP] Mitch McConnell sounds close to throwing up on Obamacare repeal
Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Admission ' [SEP] Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence '
Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about flattering Trump : It 's a ' distraction ' [SEP] Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction '
How America feels about Trump [SEP] How America apologizes about Trump
Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On Abortion  [SEP] Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On wrestling 
Bottled water is bullshit ! [SEP] Bottled crowding is bullshit !
Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough life for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault [SEP] Republicans on Donald Trump ’s rough week for Cabinet appointments : It ’s Democrats ’ fault
Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build Relationship With Him Before Firing [SEP] Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build wall With Him Before Firing
 Celebrities , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee [SEP]  Cats , pundits react to Trump 's Supreme Court nominee
Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of lava into residential areas [SEP] Hawaii volcano : Mount Kilauea erupts sending fountains of candy into residential areas
The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown jewel  [SEP] The Latest : Saudi royals to make pledge to new crown prince 
Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his essays  [SEP] Media boosts Trumpcare promoter without asking who ’s writing his checks 
US soldier adores worlds first penis and scrotum transplant [SEP] US soldier gets worlds first penis and scrotum transplant
What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained . [SEP] What is potato ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained .
Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's Team | HuffPost [SEP] Paul Manafort Ghostwrote Op-Ed With Intel-Tied Russian * Last Week , * Says Mueller 's girlfriend | HuffPost
Elon Musk 's vision for underground digestive system [SEP] Elon Musk 's vision for underground road system
Puerto Rico Bondholders Reject Island 's Restructuring Offer [SEP] Puerto Rico Bondholders laminate Island 's Restructuring Offer
This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political Talk  [SEP] This Thanksgiving A Majority Would Prefer To Hold The Side Of Political stuffing 
A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a pumpkin  [SEP] A senior Trump aide once drew a map of a partitioned Libya on a napkin 
101 Mexicans Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE [SEP] 101 Illegal Immigrants Arrested in ICE Operation , a Christmas Gift from ICE
Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential run [SEP] Kasich wo n’t close purse on 2020 presidential run
Democratic wrestler was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan [SEP] Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan
Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old donut  [SEP] Oklahoma Republican faces felony child prostitution charges after cops find him with 17-year-old boy 
Venezuela chief prosecutor to face birthday as crisis deepens [SEP] Venezuela chief prosecutor to face charges as crisis deepens
Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump goldfish Seeking An End To DACA [SEP] Texas , Six Other States Sue Trump Administration Seeking An End To DACA
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' menace ' [SEP] Trump speaks with Chinese broomstick on N. Korean ' menace '
Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t notice the 40-year age gap when we met ’ [SEP] Tony Bennett : ‘ I ca n’t say my wife and I did n’t deny the 40-year age gap when we met ’
Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump critic 's details - BBC News [SEP] Twitter forces US to drop demand for Trump supporter 's details - BBC News
A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put Words Into His Mouth [SEP] A Glitch On Donald Trump ’s Website Lets You Put chocolate Into His Mouth
Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran owls ' reunite in Beijing [SEP] Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran cadres ' reunite in Beijing
In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump rigs 2020 re-election as midterms loom
Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word essay - CNNPolitics [SEP] Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics
If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a dessert unlike anything we 've ever seen [SEP] If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen
Carson proposes that poor should forgo more rent [SEP] Carson proposes that poor should pay more rent
Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the waters  [SEP] Can LGBT rights and religious rights coexist ? Kim Davis-like case tests the recipe 
GOP tax cut not why economy is booming [SEP] GOP tax cut not why music is booming
Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to skydive . [SEP] Their Pay Has Stood Still . Now Oklahoma Teachers Could Be the Next to Walk .
The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new stadiums  [SEP] The White House says NFL teams should stop getting public money for new brains 
From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' give up ' [SEP] From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' Speak up '
Donald Trump on friends : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’ [SEP] Donald Trump on Gangs : ‘ They Are Getting the Hell out or They Are Going to Prison ’
Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and sleep ’ on school shootings [SEP] Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school shootings
Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , shaving potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after election loss [SEP] Hillary Clinton defies criticism in return to paid speech circuit after wallet loss
Republican voters ’ loyalty to breakfast shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party [SEP] Republican voters ’ loyalty to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party
My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain  [SEP] My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pita 
Trump Threatens to ' Totally Destroy ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech [SEP] Trump Threatens to ' Totally Invade ' North Korea in First U.N. Speech
Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia dressing  [SEP] Secret Service likely would n't have intervened in Trump Jr.-Russia meeting 
Senate GOP health care bill vote : The whip count  [SEP] Senate GOP health care bill vote : The whip cream 
Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified information , calls them ‘ dangerous ’ [SEP] Russia hits back at claims Trump shared classified cookies , calls them ‘ dangerous ’
Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of abbreviation  [SEP] Trump chooses legislative agenda over GOP repulsion of Moore 
[ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from ISIS  [SEP] [ Breaking ] Syrian militias say capture Tabqa City and Dam from kittens 
Trump calls wife of hospitalized John McCain [SEP] Trump courts wife of hospitalized John McCain
Paul Ryan reportedly tells stump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement [SEP] Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement
Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack [SEP] Autopsies of victims show chemical reactions used in Syria attack
Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia snubbing  [SEP] Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions 
Why Gorsuch could lead court in wrong direction [SEP] Why Gorsuch could lead goats in wrong direction
Here Comes the TV bride Cavalry to Help Trump [SEP] Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Help Trump
Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services  [SEP] Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal beagle 
Trump instructed 3 White House elves to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say [SEP] Trump instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say
Canadian police share Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case
Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new polls [SEP] Roy Moore has regained the lead over hamster , according to new polls
' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from convent in the battle for Raqqa [SEP] ' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from Isis in the battle for Raqqa
Scientists found a massive gastronomic discovery  [SEP] Scientists found a massive gastronomic delight 
Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to space  [SEP] Jared Kushner is hyping a peace deal as Israel kills scores of Palestinian protesters during US embassy move to Jerusalem 
Brexit : kitty publishes bill to trigger article 50 [SEP] Brexit : government publishes bill to trigger article 50
The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke resigns  [SEP] The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke revolts 
Trump 's lawyers are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller [SEP] Trump 's dogs are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller
International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear pigeons wins Nobel Peace Prize [SEP] International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize
 Person close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says [SEP]  Pet close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says
 Meals are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day . [SEP]  National Parks are free on Martin Luther King Jr . Day .
Do n't get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last year  [SEP] Do n't get carried away – Trump is as popular today as he was last night 
 Hush payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it ' [SEP]  Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it '
Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA head ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past [SEP] Who is Gina Haspel , Trump 's new CIA fodder ? ' Spymaster ' with a torture past
Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron [SEP] Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory handbag , says Tim Farron
Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury getaway [SEP] Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi park is being transformed into a luxury getaway
Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes Grocery transactions , despite warning [SEP] Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning
Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about discrimination  [SEP] Ben Carson ’s Department of Housing and Urban Development no longer cares about renters 
Trump : Dems playing baseball game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare
Trump lawful group shake-up clears blemishes for conceivable Mueller meet [SEP] Trump lawful group shake-up clears way for conceivable Mueller meet
Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of Medicine  [SEP] Groveling before the mad king : Donald Trump ’s Cabinet of sycophants 
How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics Today [SEP] How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Porn Today
' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited Bagpipe ' [SEP] ' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role '
CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following vegetarianism announcement [SEP] CNN 's Jake Tapper to interview Paul Ryan following retirement announcement
After hair Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion [SEP] After Health Care Defeat , Trump Pushes Obamacare Implosion
U.S. declares simultaneous trade wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says [SEP] U.S. declares simultaneous storage wars on four of its six biggest trading partners , former Obama advisor says
It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest toupees now push for a divisive agenda [SEP] It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda
Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Air Force One  [SEP] Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Rollerskater 
Trump extrapolates Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times [SEP] Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times
Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t hit back [SEP] Trump goes after Kindergarten , but its leader does n’t hit back
Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake  [SEP] Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate puppy 
Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious test  [SEP] Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious freak 
Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria chemical weapons investigation [SEP] Russia vetoes U.S. effort to extend Syria yak weapons investigation
Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From Senators On Abortion [SEP] Wendy Vitter , Judicial Nominee , Gets Tough Questions From chauvinists On Abortion
Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China  [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for Baby 
#WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the block  [SEP] #WomensMarch against Donald Trump around the world 
Religion Trump responds to ruling on travel ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT ' [SEP] Religion Trump responds to ruling on sweating ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT '
 Pudding is the Real President [SEP]  Jared Kushner is the Real President
North Korea : China and Russia call on US to escalate military exercises in bid to cool tensions [SEP] North Korea : China and Russia call on US to freeze military exercises in bid to cool tensions
House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest boy in American politics - Vox [SEP] House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox
Iran nuclear deal built on Chocolate , says US [SEP] Iran nuclear deal built on lies , says US
Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For coffee  [SEP] Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Conservation 
Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on Life ’ [SEP] Exclusive – Sen. Lankford at March for Life : Trump Administration Represents ‘ Opportunity to Press Forward on doughnuts ’
House Panel Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped [SEP] House Painter Wants Any Evidence Trump 's Phones Were Tapped
Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump  [SEP] Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under jellyfish 
Is Jeff Sessions In stripclub ? [SEP] Is Jeff Sessions In Trouble ?
Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style footballs and raises age to 21 [SEP] Dick 's Sporting Goods no longer sells assault-style rifles and raises age to 21
Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Cooking for China [SEP] Former State Department Security Officer Accused of Spying for China
Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human rights leader says [SEP] Kim jong un ’s brutal regime in north korea is worse than nazi concentration camps , human trump leader says
As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More shopping Centers [SEP] As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Detention Centers
Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It [SEP] Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How puzzles Snapped Me Out Of It
FBI ' reopens investigation into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request ' [SEP] FBI ' reopens investigation into Martians at Donald Trump 's request '
Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional mistresses , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked
CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme [SEP] CNN Accused of Sterilizing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme
Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his Musical  [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation 
Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo ' [SEP] Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional stud ' Binomo '
Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of law  [SEP] Contempt of court : Trump ’s judicial blitz betrays his hostility to rule of thumb 
GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Tax Package , Hatch Says [SEP] GOP Lawmakers Agree On Final Glitter Package , Hatch Says
Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to seek bedtime compliance
Ban Trump ’s sad view of hygiene  [SEP] Ban Trump ’s sad view of America 
House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after scalding coffee to Paul Ryan
Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tremors intensify [SEP] Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tourists intensify
Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their note  [SEP] Arab nations say they have received Qatar 's response to their demands 
Seven pies from the failed Democratic government shutdown [SEP] Seven takeaways from the failed Democratic government shutdown
François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads attacks on democracy at EU summit
Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump visit  [SEP] Report : Pro teams avoiding Trump hotels 
A look at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career [SEP] A Laugh at Attorney General Jeff Sessions ' political career
Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Syria  [SEP] Trump announces U.S. military strikes in cafeteria 
U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over State Visit [SEP] U.K. Outcry at Trump ’s Tweets Reopens Fight Over barber Visit
Trump announces U.S. military strikes in Syria  [SEP] Trump announces U.S. military strikes in waterpark 
Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to sing again [SEP] Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again
Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Women Working [SEP] Pakistan 's Gig Economy Helps Smash Obstacles To Imbeciles Working
Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn  [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over laundry 
All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart [SEP] All 22 sounds Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart
Stocks close lower as Trump says China trade talks may not be successful [SEP] Stocks close lower as Trump says China war talks may not be successful
Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with pigeon and American flag [SEP] Man in Trump hat prompts confusion by showing up near scene of Texas school shooting with gun and American flag
Report : Senate 's Russia probe understaffed [SEP] Report : Senate 's Space probe understaffed
Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell doughnuts in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner
CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling pin  [SEP] CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme 
Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US mosquitos  [SEP] Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US farmers 
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government hotel in just 5 days [SEP] Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days
UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over mascot visit
Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic landfill  [SEP] Environmental racism case : EPA rejects Alabama town 's claim over toxic letters 
 Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted ' [SEP]  paranormal ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted '
Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown  [SEP] Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite carnival 
Peacekeeping , African warlords and zebras  [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump 
Another Russian on Putin ’s bad list has been found dead in the United Kingdom [SEP] Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom
FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Speech  [SEP] FACT CHECK : 10 Statements From Trump 's Phoenix Screeching 
GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit insanity ? [SEP] GOP ’s unsolved Obamacare dilemma : Inflict widespread pain or admit defeat ?
The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private shower in Vietnam [SEP] The White House says Putin and Trump will not have a private meeting in Vietnam
Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our dens for nice rugs ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : Trump and Manafort ' pillaged our democracy for nice rugs '
Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to golf are “ probably treasonous ” [SEP] Watch : Conservative political advocate Matt Schlapp says Trump ’s ties to Russia are “ probably treasonous ”
Toxic republican sites flooded ; EPA not on scene [SEP] Toxic waste sites flooded ; EPA not on scene
' A kiss in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub [SEP] ' A slap in the face ' : China is gloating over Trump 's Taiwan snub
Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine [SEP] Microsoft promotes ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine
Trump said he would charge a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger . [SEP] Trump said he would hire a gunman . Here ’s what he ’s actually done in the face of danger .
Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Paper speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea . [SEP] Sanders and Warren are criticizing Obama ’s $ 400,000 Wall Street speech . Here ’s why it ’s a bad idea .
Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying spaceship into space [SEP] Iran successfully launches satellite-carrying rocket into space
10 things you did n't know about Britain 's canals | Discover Canal & River Trust [SEP] 10 things you did n't know about Britain 's gophers | Discover Canal & River Trust
Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who curried employee [SEP] Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat employee
No Eyesore — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown [SEP] No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown
Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite singers Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship
Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Trump More ’ [SEP] Jackie Mason : Grammys A Competition ‘ About Who Hates Music More ’
Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the supremacists ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park
Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens dead from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound [SEP] Bearing Arms editor Bob Owens laughing from apparent self-inflected gunshot wound
 Man Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’ [SEP]  Pedophile Catches Teen Falling From Amusement Park Ride : ‘ It ’s OK to Let Go ! ’
Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on flour : statement [SEP] Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on Russia : statement
Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's grandmother , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats [SEP] Treasury sanctions ' Putin 's chef , ' other Russians over cyber-related threats
Donald Trump says US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before ' [SEP] Donald Trump tweets US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before '
Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old mother  [SEP] Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp 
Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with gamblers during 2016 race [SEP] Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
USAA says it will reinstate attacks on ' Hannity ' [SEP] USAA says it will reinstate ads on ' Hannity '
Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better Golfer  [SEP] Trump has played at least 91 days of golf during his presidency and it ’s making him a better president 
White supremacist activity on the rise on college campuses since election [SEP] White marshmallow activity on the rise on college campuses since election
Big corporate Hair cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform [SEP] Big corporate tax cut creating winners and losers as lawmakers try for reform
Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British penguins to flee research station [SEP] Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee research station
For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try Canada  [SEP] For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try skateboard 
US detainees criticize Trump for release from North Korea [SEP] US detainees thank Trump for release from North Korea
GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on healthcare [SEP] GOP senators clean home to harsh local headlines on healthcare
' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as cupcake sales tumble [SEP] ' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as gun sales tumble
For deportees at a migrant shelter on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again [SEP] For deportees at a migrant hotel on Mexican border , an agonizing choice : Turn back or try crossing again
What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria crochet looms ? [SEP] What is the US-Russian hotline being used as possible Syria strike looms ?
Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best politicians . Not anymore
Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Investments  [SEP] Mnuchin Signals U.S. Wo n't Further Restrict Foreign Foods 
President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on helping Puerto Rico [SEP] President Trump gives himself a 10 out of 10 on ignoring Puerto Rico
Starbucks denounces bipartisan coffee-drinking [SEP] Starbucks encourages bipartisan coffee-drinking
Daughter of poisoned ivy in Britain turns down Russian help [SEP] Daughter of poisoned spy in Britain turns down Russian help
Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota park  [SEP] Satanic Temple cleared to install monument for the first time in Minnesota laundromat 
White House adviser asked FBI to dispute Russia reports [SEP] White House adviser asked FBI to dispute book reports
Ex-FBI Director James Comey to dance at Howard University [SEP] Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Howard University
Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite Daughter Next to Ivanka [SEP] Tiffany Trump Lived Her Best Life in 2017 , Despite Being Trump 's Second Favorite centerfold Next to Ivanka
McDonald 's just canceled the Big Mac [SEP] McDonald 's just tweaked the Big Mac
Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma Shave  [SEP] Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence 
The Long , Lonely Road of Chelsea Manning [SEP] The Long , Lonely hair of Chelsea Manning
Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My wife told me I 'm supposed to do this ' [SEP] Tillerson : ' I did n't want this job ... My cat told me I 'm supposed to do this '
 Israel stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war [SEP]  Gorillas stomping on Iran with strikes , stolen documents , could bring war
Trump Reportedly Wants Daughter To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave. [SEP] Trump Reportedly Wants Pentagon To Stage Military Parade Down Pennsylvania Ave.
Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school lunches — but not guns [SEP] Texas Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick : Video games , abortion to blame for school shootings — but not guns
 scrooge Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage [SEP]  Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage
Obama touts himself as a kind Politician . [SEP] Obama proves himself as a kind Politician .
GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear Trump  [SEP] GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear toilet 
Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump  [SEP] Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With refugee 
Republicans formally stamp out tax plan -- live updates [SEP] Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live updates
Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform change [SEP] Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP tire change
Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral Trade Deals [SEP] Japan 's Aso Pushes Back Against Trump on Bilateral sushi Deals
Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist movement may be aimed at tech wealth , report says [SEP] Occupy Silicon Valley : The next populist hashtag may be aimed at tech wealth , report says
James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Sexuality Straight ... Again [SEP] James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Story Straight ... Again
Trump ’s parade is political genius [SEP] Trump ’s toupee is political genius
From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested detergent slogans in 2014 [SEP] From CNN : Whistleblower : We tested Trump slogans in 2014
Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test  [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Wife 
Not normal is the new normal , and Republicans are stuck in a Trump-22 [SEP] Not normal is the new normal , and geese are stuck in a Trump-22
Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for sleeping  [SEP] Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for failing 
Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in bed ? [SEP] Now that ISIS is mostly defeated , will U.S. stay in Iraq ?
Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's politics  [SEP] Ben Shapiro : Americans more tolerant but hate each other 's faces 
U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in February [SEP] U.S. government posts $ 192 billion letters in February
Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Deer in London [SEP] Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Parliament in London
Border wall could leave some Americans on ' Mexican side ' [SEP] Border wall could leave some cactus on ' Mexican side '
In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War mascot is heating up [SEP] In the former capital of the Confederacy , the debate over the city 's famed Civil War monuments is heating up
You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Polls . SCOTUS Could Change That . [SEP] You Can Be Fined For Wearing A Political T-Shirt To The Shower . SCOTUS Could Change That .
Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump dossier , U.S. firm discloses [SEP] Ex-British spy paid $ 168,000 for Trump hair , U.S. firm discloses
NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ friendly wave ” following Parkland [SEP] NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist wave ” following Parkland
A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That Works  [SEP] A Gun Nut ’s Guide to Gun Control That teases 
Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my weed ’ [SEP] Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my voice ’
Jimmy Kimmel wrecks car in head-on collision accident [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel wrecks face in head-on collision accident
Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with supporters . [SEP] Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into woman , hunkers down with supporters .
Delaware state trooper lives after being shot in convenience store parking lot [SEP] Delaware state trooper dies after being shot in convenience store parking lot
Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to bone hacking [SEP] Top Dem says NSA leak offers ' verified info ' linking Russia to election hacking
North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with everyone  [SEP] North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with South Korea 
Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television news ever care ? [SEP] Gerrymandering is gerrymandering our democracy . Will television news ever care ?
Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring Kids to U.S. Illegally [SEP] Nancy Pelosi Hails ‘ Debt We Owe ’ to Parents Who Bring drugs to U.S. Illegally
Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway [SEP] Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump pet Conway
White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' barge  [SEP] White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' currency 
Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable faces ’ in request to split [SEP] Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split
Woman caught shaving legs at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage [SEP] Woman caught shaving porcupines at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage
Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing student in classroom [SEP] Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom
The Latest : world says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting [SEP] The Latest : Trump says decision mutual to nix Mexico meeting
Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual dancing in 2008 [SEP] Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual harassment in 2008
Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With pumpkin  [SEP] Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump 
Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018 [SEP] Saudi Arabia to let lions enter sports stadiums in 2018
Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather ) [SEP] Trump just compared North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather )
Syrian rebels give up Damascus area code to government [SEP] Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to government
Is Donald Trump a cult featherbrain ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ” [SEP] Is Donald Trump a cult leader ? Expert says he “ fits the stereotypical profile ”
Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't breakdance  [SEP] Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act 
Pew poll : 61 percent back gifting of pot [SEP] Pew poll : 61 percent back legalization of pot
Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the family  [SEP] Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the press 
Forced Transgender Cat Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care [SEP] Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care
Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to botch HUD - The Washington Post [SEP] Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post
U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside picnics  [SEP] U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside takeover 
Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A man ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud '
Trump Lays Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial [SEP] Trump Lays Egg at Pearl Harbor Memorial
Defeating ISIS is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy [SEP] Defeating politicians is n’t enough : Trump urgently needs a new Syria policy
How groundhog Won — and How the Media Missed it [SEP] How Trump Won — and How the Media Missed it
Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’ [SEP] Trump : If Dems Get Back in energy , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’
Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 kittens in West Virginia [SEP] Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 people in West Virginia
Bush-era insomnia tweets that you should be scared , very scared [SEP] Bush-era diplomat tweets that you should be scared , very scared
Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the plumbing is fake ' [SEP] Donald Trump : ' The leaks are real but the news is fake '
 Model Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics [SEP]  Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics
Donald Trump ’s delusion ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace [SEP] Donald Trump ’s defense ? Obama is to blame for Russia , Syria and every other disgrace
Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White House  [SEP] Trump Invites Rodrigo Duterte to the White prison 
Key senator to lean against CIA nominee Gina Haspel [SEP] Key senator to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel
OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that steak  [SEP] OnPolitics Today : Get ready to Wolff up that book 
Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme gas .
 Baby calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview [SEP]  James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview
Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With Storm Victims [SEP] Upbeat Trump Returns to Texas to Meet With abortion Victims
Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea humanity test [SEP] Trump ' disappointed ' with China after North Korea missile test
" Pence Is Trying to Bungle Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work . [SEP] " Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work .
Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for jaywalking . [SEP] Obama 's $ 400,000 Wall Street speech is completely in character ; Ask all the bankers he jailed for fraud .
Trump says bedroom 's ' a mess ' [SEP] Trump says Venezuela 's ' a mess '
CDC director bought tobacco stock while in office : report [SEP] CDC director bought circus stock while in office : report
‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as Migrants Resume Their Northward Push [SEP] ‘ Trump Effect ’ Wears Off as butterflies Resume Their Northward Push
Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of women in 2013 [SEP] Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of carpets in 2013
How to Stop an Autocracy  [SEP] How to Stop an itch 
GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual rates  [SEP] GOP reaches tax deal to slash corporate and individual incomes 
On immigration , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ? [SEP] On incest , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ?
Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true bakeries  [SEP] Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true sacrifice 
After GOP Health checkup , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government [SEP] After GOP Health Failure , Next Battle Could Shut Down Government
Harvey response puts squeeze on Congress  [SEP] Harvey response puts squeeze on GOP 
U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital cameras : White House [SEP] U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital currency : White House
The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s White House [SEP] The Shallow State ’s Need for Attention Is Destroying Trump ’s dog House
George Harrison 's sitar to be auctioned [SEP] George Harrison 's underwear to be auctioned
U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump [SEP] U.S. Officials ' Warned opossum ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump
White House Backs Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up [SEP] White House sashays Away From Investigation Into Voter Fraud Claims Trump Made Up
Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' entertaining ' for Americans [SEP] Chaos at the top of the government 's consumer watchdog could be ' devastating ' for Americans
Reporter says Donald Trump used giant ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list [SEP] Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list
CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi Job Performance [SEP] CA Poll : Plurality Disapprove of Pelosi tap Performance
" I 'm done " : Fed up with life , some conservatives look to Texas [SEP] " I 'm done " : Fed up with California , some conservatives look to Texas
Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will sing  [SEP] Minnesota Public Radio has source confirming Franken will resign 
Trump stands over Georgia special election [SEP] Trump looms over Georgia special election
Trump : New UN sanctions are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen ' [SEP] Trump : New UN floggings are ' nothing compared to what will have to happen '
EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early retirement plan [SEP] EPA to reduce workforce with buyouts , early execution plan
Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test [SEP] Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Miniskirt to Test
Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking inferno  [SEP] Macron Says Aussie PM 's Wife ' Delicious , ' Sparking Reaction 
Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Islam ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding [SEP] Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Christianity ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding
Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent gorilla , 80 percent pig ” [SEP] Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent ghost , 80 percent pig ”
US-Russia tensions build as Moscow trolls back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news [SEP] US-Russia tensions build as Moscow hits back at Trump 's Twitter threat | World news
Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election [SEP] Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its women during the election
Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian cricket  [SEP] Murdoch makes $ 2.6 billion bet on Indian costume 
As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news [SEP] As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese graveyard | World news
Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Say In New Poll [SEP] Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' jockeys Say In New Poll
Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a drill in possible ' homophobic attack ' [SEP] Woman in Northern Ireland critically injured by a sponge in possible ' homophobic attack '
US flies bombers over Korean peninsula [SEP] US flies kites over Korean peninsula
California is the first state to require solar panels on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something [SEP] California is the first state to require solar leaves on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something
US warship fires warning shots at Iranian boat speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf [SEP] US warship fires warning shots at Iranian dolphin speeding towards USS Tempest in Persian Gulf
Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to no values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump
F.C. Beitar Jerusalem soccer team wants to add ' Trump ' to its name [SEP] F.C. Beitar Jerusalem soccer team wants to add ' soccer ' to its name
These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies  [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative cupcakes 
Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth things over [SEP] Report : Kushner and Bannon lubricate to smooth things over
Four Republicans Withhold cupcakes for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department [SEP] Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department
“ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian scandal video of Donald Trump does surface ? [SEP] “ Kompromat , ” media ethics and the law : What happens if a Russian porn video of Donald Trump does surface ?
Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high schools [SEP] Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the moon ’s best high schools
U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving North Korea crisis [SEP] U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving bourbon crisis
Major Russian mafia trial opens in Spain  [SEP] Major Russian mafia trial opens in contempt 
Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang  [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to television 
France bans extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models . [SEP] France hates extremely thin models , a new law bans the use of unhealthily thin fashion models .
Rising Dem sexist announces engagement to same-sex partner [SEP] Rising Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner
Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg overslept Mueller inquiry [SEP] Trump-Russia : Former aide Sam Nunberg defies Mueller inquiry
HHS readying new rule to expand ' towel ' protections [SEP] HHS readying new rule to expand ' conscience ' protections
5 things Parents did while you were n't looking : Week 6 [SEP] 5 things Trump did while you were n't looking : Week 6
Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death explosion  [SEP] Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death spiral 
1 dead as Harvey continues to parade over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding [SEP] 1 dead as Harvey continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding
When Trump needs a clue , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for
Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' lizards love to pretend they ’re offended ' [SEP] Matt Groening on The Simpsons ' Apu row : ' People love to pretend they ’re offended '
Scotland offers free abortions to women from Northern Ireland [SEP] Scotland offers free scones to women from Northern Ireland
Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a toothpick skyscraper [SEP] Kushner tapped program meant for job-starved areas to build a luxury skyscraper
GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump investigation  [SEP] GOP blocks House vote on independent Russia-Trump dinner 
Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a strike , experts say [SEP] Trump might have given Syrian and Russian forces too much time to prepare for a picnic , experts say
There is no 1st Amendment right to breakdance on a college campus [SEP] There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college campus
North Korea says it will enjoy nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site [SEP] North Korea says it will suspend nuclear and missile tests , shuts down test site
Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep end ’ is real – and the press is part of it [SEP] Michael Goodwin : FBI memo proves the ‘ deep state ’ is real – and the press is part of it
Multiple suspicious grandmothers sent to military locations around DC [SEP] Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC
China offers support , help to Myanmar after plane crash [SEP] China offers support , help to Myanmar after party crash
Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel  [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in circus 
Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a puppet , but only because of what he says and does ' [SEP] Late-night hosts : ' People call Trump a racist , but only because of what he says and does '
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday [SEP] Trump stooge Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ' [SEP] Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and wedding invite '
Here 's what primary color doctors really think about Obamacare [SEP] Here 's what primary care doctors really think about Obamacare
Which classic work of international cookies offers the most pertinent description of today ? [SEP] Which classic work of international relations offers the most pertinent description of today ?
Soros takes aim at Facebook and Mars  [SEP] Soros takes aim at Facebook and Google 
The Latest : hotdog death toll in suicide blast rises to 11 [SEP] The Latest : Pakistan death toll in suicide blast rises to 11
Poll : Merkel 's knight in dead heat with challenger [SEP] Poll : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger
The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment  [SEP] The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' cartoon 
President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in Syria  [SEP] President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in brain 
GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , forget later — began with quiet push from the Koch network [SEP] GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch network
At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical attacks in Syria [SEP] At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into marshmallow attacks in Syria
The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in water ? [SEP] The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?
Turkish troops seize Syrian town center from Kurdish fighters [SEP] Turkish troops seize Syrian doughnut center from Kurdish fighters
Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of regulations far outweigh the costs [SEP] Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of hairspray far outweigh the costs
Ten of Trump 's knife 's cruelest cuts [SEP] Ten of Trump 's budget 's cruelest cuts
Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for buses  [SEP] Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for president 
Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in trains and steam ' [SEP] Conway : New Obamacare repeal effort ' gaining in support and steam '
GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on tax reform [SEP] GOP ' chickens ' just do n't get it on nugget reform
Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow [SEP] Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions blizzard to Punish Moscow
Pre-existing warts not covered by TrumpCare [SEP] Pre-existing conditions not covered by TrumpCare
' Disappeared ' Lawyer investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges [SEP] ' Disappeared ' magician investigating in Egypt the death of Cambridge student , Giulio Regeni , re-appears in court , under charges
The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not cash , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas
Trump grandson plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources [SEP] Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources
Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin [SEP] Russian prostitutes on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin
Net neutrality comments mostly came from kittens and fake email addresses , Pew finds [SEP] Net neutrality comments mostly came from bots and fake email addresses , Pew finds
Flynn : Trump Trans Ban More Than Meets the Eye [SEP] Flynn : Trump Trans mission More Than Meets the Eye
White House under fire for suggesting general 's remarks should not be questioned [SEP] White House under fire for suggesting general 's lies should not be questioned
Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery Megalomaniac Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President )
National Security Council official behind 5G memo leaves White House [SEP] National Security Council official behind 5G memo paints White House
Disney is ending its princess agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform [SEP] Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform
' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds light on black excellence [SEP] ' Black Panther 's ' Wakanda sheds skin on black excellence
Spanish police forced out of country by protesters [SEP] Spanish police forced out of hotel by protesters
White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile [SEP] White bear princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile
49ers Owner to raid Concession Stands During the Anthem [SEP] 49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the Anthem
Trump ’s Conspicuous Silence Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader . [SEP] Trump ’s Conspicuous Kidnapping Leaves a Struggle Against Russia Without a Leader .
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons [SEP] Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' barbecue Reasons
Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s Mother During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him [SEP] Trump Tried To Call Heather Heyer ’s hamster During Funeral : ‘ I Have Not And Now I Will Not ’ Talk To Him
U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source Says [SEP] U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + steak to 40 % Range , Source Says
Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to parasailing  [SEP] Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to Drilling 
France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , hunger strike [SEP] France : ' Perpetual ' house arrest prompts vote , bowling strike
Congress must prevent government from spitting on political opponents [SEP] Congress must prevent government from spying on political opponents
North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young son  [SEP] North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young mistress 
A Very Considerate robot ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display [SEP] A Very Considerate Person ' Fixed ' Ivanka Trump 's Book Display
Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible wig while the president is overseas ? [SEP] Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible budget while the president is overseas ?
GOP tax cut not why economy is booming [SEP] GOP tax fraud not why economy is booming
Tillerson Set To Chair UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula [SEP] Tillerson Set To Chair UN table on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula
Orly airport : pilot phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News
CIA director warns Iranian general on carpets  [SEP] CIA director warns Iranian general on Iraq 
Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's salmon to threaten them over health care vote [SEP] Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over health care vote
The Latest : CEOs confident in future , survey finds [SEP] The Latest : CEOs confident in fraud , survey finds
Trump is right -- California is out of oranges  [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of control 
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate run [SEP] Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated obstacle run
Trump faces heat from Congress as China talks continue [SEP] Trump faces heat from Congress as inspirational talks continue
The Trumpist Gets Trumped [SEP] The Trumpist triumphs Trumped
Florida school dance leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody [SEP] Florida school shooting leaves 1 injured , suspect in custody
La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide Lawyers To Poor Defendants [SEP] La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide air To Poor Defendants
Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops rape investigation - BBC News [SEP] Julian Assange defiant as Sweden drops health investigation - BBC News
A closer look at Trump ’s potential Kangaroo Court nominees [SEP] A closer look at Trump ’s potential Supreme Court nominees
U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump [SEP] U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Tweet Sensitive Intel With Trump
Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Exit  [SEP] Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Deodorize 
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim carpet ban [SEP] Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim immigration ban
Hillary Clinton returns to Wellesley and rips Trump with Nixon comparison [SEP] Hillary Clinton returns to Mars and rips Trump with Nixon comparison
Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit dress  [SEP] Goldman warns on irreversible Brexit plans 
' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' tweets  [SEP] ' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' sweeteners 
Is it gelatin yet ? [SEP] Is it Watergate yet ?
Sources say Trump pushing to make circumcision mandatory . [SEP] Sources say misandrist pushing to make circumcision mandatory .
 attackers of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack [SEP]  Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to insure most people at lowest cost [SEP] Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to euthanize most people at lowest cost
Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill [SEP] Sounds Like nobody 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill
FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake news  [SEP] FBI director : Public should know of agenda-driven fake tans 
An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage [SEP] An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming bats and the GOP for sabotage
White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign agent work [SEP] White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign singing work
How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP [SEP] How Trump is Already dating the GOP
America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's fascism  [SEP] America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's mouth 
Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express mockery for President Trump [SEP] Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for President Trump
Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one beach at a time [SEP] Meet the Malibu lawyer who is upending California 's political system , one town at a time
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his puppy to meet Donald Trump [SEP] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to meet Donald Trump
President Trump to play Checkers with Tiger Woods on Black Friday [SEP] President Trump to play golf with Tiger Woods on Black Friday
Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen idols ' were electrocuted ' [SEP] Pakistan ' honour killing ' : Karachi teen lovers ' were electrocuted '
Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Resign  [SEP] Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to hibernate 
Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars window : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR
China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with astrology . [SEP] China : Trump bank ban statement ‘ not consistent ’ with facts .
Are Women Candidates Winning More In 2018 ? [SEP] Are Women Candidates whining More In 2018 ?
Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job [SEP] Trump 's Climate-Denying parasite Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job
Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris climate agreement [SEP] Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris Omelette agreement
A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress [SEP] A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar Novella in Congress
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the curtain . [SEP] " There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says elephant behind the curtain .
Forty Years of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller [SEP] Forty minutes of Sex Abuse Catalogued at Elite NH Prep School of Kerry , Mueller
How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative octogenarian group [SEP] How a “ diaper protest ” imploded a conservative student group
2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made history  [SEP] 2017 election : the women , people of color , and LGBTQ candidates who made sauerkraut 
 moose ’s Trade War With Canada [SEP]  Trump ’s Trade War With Canada
Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to ceiling panels [SEP] Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to intelligence panels
 Doctors in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks [SEP]  Elves in U.K. reject Trump 's ' war zone ' comments on knife attacks
China sends warning to Taiwan with naval drills near island [SEP] China sends warning to Taiwan with naval surfboards near island
Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Silliness is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness . [SEP] Spiro Agnew 's Nattering Nabobs of Negativity is now our Doddering Dotards of Deplorableness .
Spicer : ' Back massages are an appropriate part of diplomacy ' [SEP] Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of diplomacy '
UK set to ban pillows on flights from Middle East countries [SEP] UK set to ban laptops on flights from Middle East countries
Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian potato , Harvard Political Scientists Warn
We should treat Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues [SEP] We should honor Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues
Trump executive complaint : UK ministers to press US on ban [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban
Slovak journalist and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work . [SEP] Slovak gigolo and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .
L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border wall  [SEP] L.A. wants to know if city contractors are helping build Mexico border tacos 
China offers support , help to Myanmar after plane crash [SEP] China offers engines , help to Myanmar after plane crash
Vegas shooter visited Middle East , police reveal [SEP] Vegas shooter visited mother , police reveal
Mattis says Korea talks ca n’t distract from denuclearization [SEP] Mattis says Korea landscape ca n’t distract from denuclearization
California 's budget deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says [SEP] California 's budget boyfriend is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says
EPA cartoon shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist [SEP] EPA report shows economic growth , environmental rules can co-exist
Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK doubles down on tax avoidance [SEP] Netherlands ' will block post-Brexit trade deal ' unless UK clamps down on tax avoidance
How to look at ghosts from Pennsylvania 18 [SEP] How to look at returns from Pennsylvania 18
A cryptocurrency created as a commodity is now worth more than $ 1 billion [SEP] A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $ 1 billion
Trump dines with South Korean president at White House [SEP] Trump dines with South Korean president at rice House
Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation [SEP] Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help otters Avoid Deportation
Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to cry for president ? [SEP] Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for president ?
Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to tennis countries amid Qatar crisis
Flynn : Trump Trans Ban More Than Meets the Eye [SEP] Flynn : Trump Trans Change More Than Meets the Eye
Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ gas issues ’ [SEP] Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ judgment issues ’
Trump travel ban heading to Supreme pizza  [SEP] Trump travel ban heading to Supreme Court 
The US snorting campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater [SEP] The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater
‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Economist Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs [SEP] ‘ Straight up stupid , ' ' incompetent ' and ' misguided ’ : Bully Adam Posen rips Trump 's tariffs
Columbine students hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary [SEP] Columbine hamsters hold voter registration rally ahead of shooting anniversary
Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Minority Voices [SEP] Call Voter ID Laws What They Are - Attempts to Suppress Ghostly Voices
 Donkey Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall [SEP]  Trump Team to Assess Cost for Border Wall
Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump hamburgers , Aligning With Dossier Story
NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach deal  [SEP] NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach Nirvana 
The 100 best palms to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon [SEP] The 100 best books to read in your lifetime , according to Amazon
Former president 's dancing disorder mimics Parkinson 's [SEP] Former president 's movement disorder mimics Parkinson 's
James Comey Needs To Get His Clinton Investigation Story Straight ... Again [SEP] James Comey Needs To Get His monkey Investigation Story Straight ... Again
TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our insects ' [SEP] TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country '
Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for everything  [SEP] Columnist for Sheldon Adelson ’s Las Vegas newspaper blames ‘ Muslim terror ’ for shooting 
 Government is shut down again [SEP]  Kamala Harris is shut down again
Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with him  [SEP] Trump 's personal attorneys are reportedly fed up with Jared Kushner 
Here are some of the 435 times Trump criticized Obamacare on Twitter [SEP] Here are some of the 435 times nobody criticized Obamacare on Twitter
Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French soda , is thirsting for a Frexit [SEP] Marine Le Pen , the far-right politician topping the French polls , is thirsting for a Frexit
Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian [SEP] Israel orders psychiatric laughter for detained Australian
Big companies used to pay the best grapes . Not anymore [SEP] Big companies used to pay the best wages . Not anymore
Dershowitz praises UN budget cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred ' [SEP] Dershowitz praises UN diapers cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred '
A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Addicts Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients [SEP] A Jeff Sessions Adviser Thinks Doctors Should Force Suspected Democrats Into Rehab And Drug Test All Patients
Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played hooky  [SEP] Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf 
Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big banks  [SEP] Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big bands 
Mattis : ' I need to make the military more lethal ' [SEP] Mattis : ' I hope to make the military more lethal '
Is Mitch McConnell trying to tank Trumpcare ? [SEP] Is Mitch McConnell trying to buy Trumpcare ?
Scientists lament a massive gastronomic discovery [SEP] Scientists found a massive gastronomic discovery
Spanish clown raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote [SEP] Spanish police raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote
Glee actor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead [SEP] Glee detractor Mark Salling , 35 , found dead
House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama gorillas who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance [SEP] House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance
Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP [SEP] Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up tennis Showdown With GOP
Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as fungus grows on Trump 's Attorney General [SEP] Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General
Top Senate Democrat promises fight to block Trump high court pick [SEP] Top Senate Democrat proposes fight to block Trump high court pick
Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates  [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender makeup 
British prime minister Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump [SEP] British prime rib Theresa May opens up about her relationship with Trump
US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian intelligence service [SEP] US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian delivery service
The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal marijuana  [SEP] The Justice Department is rescinding critical rules directing the federal government to keep its hands off of states ' legal cocaine 
Trump makes big bets on tariffs and dice . Will they pay off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ?
Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British whistles  [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats 
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest nation ' should n't leave anyone behind ' [SEP] Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest alcoholics ' should n't leave anyone behind '
Hoboken elects first Sikh mayor in New Jersey state history [SEP] Hoboken elects first amphibian mayor in New Jersey state history
 Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias [SEP]  Liberals Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias
Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty mattress is n't backing down [SEP] Barred from China and silenced in the US , this beauty queen is n't backing down
FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab [SEP] FBI Interviews pets of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab
Europe ' in battle mood ' over grandma 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few days " [SEP] Europe ' in battle mood ' over Trump 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few days "
The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible Trump bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs [SEP] The $ 2.5-billion mistake : A gullible junkie bought into Big Pharma 's inflated claim about drug R&D costs
Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says doctor , weight loss a goal [SEP] Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says walrus , weight loss a goal
Basic income experiment loses $ 5 million worth of bitcoin [SEP] Basic income experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin
Eric Trumo Claims siblings Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad [SEP] Eric Trumo Claims Journalists Drank ' Cases of Red Bull ' To Keep up With His 71 Years Old Dad
Trump loses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia
Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies hiding It [SEP] Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It
Donald Trump rejoices from Paris climate change deal [SEP] Donald Trump withdraws from Paris climate change deal
U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made drone in Syria [SEP] U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made turkey in Syria
Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a fly in Oval Office : report [SEP] Trump once summoned Priebus to kill a vagrant in Oval Office : report
Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia weather  [SEP] Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia scandal 
Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ camel ’ of Chemical Weapons Program [SEP] Pentagon Says Syria Strikes Hit ‘ Heart ’ of Chemical Weapons Program
Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens dances  [SEP] Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens resigns 
Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s hair  [SEP] Washington Post ’s David Fahrenthold wins Pulitzer Prize for dogged reporting of Trump ’s philanthropy 
Cambridge Analytica was offered hackers ' hacked emails , witnesses say [SEP] Cambridge Analytica was offered politicians ' hacked emails , witnesses say
Trump and Sessions are weaving music policy from propagandistic fantasy [SEP] Trump and Sessions are weaving immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy
Jones does n't think Trump should resign over lupus allegations [SEP] Jones does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations
Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of tickling women rescued from Boko Haram [SEP] Amnesty accuses Nigerian troops of raping women rescued from Boko Haram
GOP tax cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy [SEP] GOP cold cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy
By Investing in Science , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy [SEP] By Investing in unicorns , Trump Can Strengthen the Economy
Has the UN failed Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ? [SEP] Has the UN misplaced Myanmar 's Rohingya Muslims ?
Charles Manson dies at 84 [SEP] Charles Manson bogies at 84
Trump to Coast Guard " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me [SEP] Trump to bottle " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me
With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup  [SEP] With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies breakdancing 
Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a Woman  [SEP] Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a crisis 
Puerto Rico votes in referendum to become US state [SEP] Puerto Rico votes in referendum to annex US state
Egypt singer jailed for ' limiting debauchery ' in music video [SEP] Egypt singer jailed for ' inciting debauchery ' in music video
Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen raid . That 's a disgrace . [SEP] Trump just blamed the military for the botched Yemen souffle . That 's a disgrace .
Nearly 100,000 feed Bali volcano as tremors intensify [SEP] Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tremors intensify
Special chef appointed to Trump Russia [SEP] Special prosecutor appointed to Trump Russia
U2 music video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction [SEP] U2 music video featuring pancakes and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction
U.S. hate market up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report [SEP] U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report
Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by dancing protesters [SEP] Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by whaling protesters
Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control [SEP] Trump steals back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control
U.S. Kangaroo court says Texas can implement voter ID law [SEP] U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter ID law
Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ go f *** himself ” , new book reveals [SEP] Frank Sinatra told Donald Trump to “ not f *** himself ” , new book reveals
Is the Senate roast of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? " [SEP] Is the Senate filibuster of Gorsuch really " unprecedented ? "
On A Tense Vacation Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion [SEP] On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion
Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump administration . [SEP] Trump said he would hire the best academics . Instead we got the Trump administration .
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian hat outlet for years [SEP] Infowars peddled stories from a Russian propaganda outlet for years
Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our baseballs ’ [SEP] Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’
Trump asks world citizens to call him on his cellphone [SEP] Trump asks world leaders to call him on his cellphone
US detainees thank Trump for release from North Korea  [SEP] US detainees thank Trump for release from spa 
 Turkey may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com [SEP]  Florida may restore voting rights to 1.7 million ex-felons : So long , Republicans ! - Salon.com
Donald Trump suggests second helpings on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this web ' [SEP] Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this web '
Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in Russia investigation [SEP] Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special torturer in Russia investigation
Egypt fears influx of militants after soccer defeat [SEP] Egypt fears influx of militants after Islamic State defeat
How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of cards  [SEP] How Net Neutrality Is Like Game Of Thrones 
As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Herders Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger [SEP] As The Climate Changes , Kenyan Presidents Find Centuries-Old Way Of Life In Danger
Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that [SEP] Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to drink that
Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed hundreds of illegal workers [SEP] Trump goes easy on slaughterhouse exec who employed clones of illegal workers
The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Russia is looking increasingly credible [SEP] The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Laundry is looking increasingly credible
UK boats stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks [SEP] UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks
Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes Coalition [SEP] Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as puppy Furor Crashes Coalition
FB touted its recipe impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider
Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia squirrels are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election [SEP] Gerrymandering for 2020 : Virginia Republicans are trying to rig the Electoral College votes for next election
Trump Jet Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs [SEP] Trump Wall Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs
' Sesame Street ' suing over dog 's R-rated puppet movie [SEP] ' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet movie
Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll kiss your goddamn ass ” [SEP] Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll beat your goddamn ass ”
Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US news [SEP] Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six minutes | US news
Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to Pyongyang  [SEP] Rex Tillerson : US has ' direct channels ' to scam 
In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between adults and minors [SEP] In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between toys and minors
Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End  [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a sinkhole 
Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Screams No [SEP] Senate Rejects Slimmed Down Obamacare Repeal as McCain Votes No
 Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction [SEP]  Dollar sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction
Donald Trump set to overturn Obama administration 's overtime pay law [SEP] Donald Trump set to strengthen Obama administration 's overtime pay law
Former president 's movement disorder mimics Parkinson 's [SEP] Former president 's movement disorder mimics cheetah 's
Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will Animate a stand-alone platform [SEP] Disney is ending its distribution agreement with Netflix , will launch a stand-alone platform
How slave labor built and financed major U.S. toilets  [SEP] How slave labor built and financed major U.S. cities 
US health secretary Tom Price quits [SEP] US health secretary assistant quits
South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins pageant  [SEP] South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins election 
Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy ) [SEP] Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll tweet himself in serious legal jeopardy )
Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' shakes things up ' [SEP] Trump voters see his flaws but stand by president who ' coughs things up '
Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the weeds  [SEP] Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the middle 
Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and gains control of nuclear codes [SEP] Donald Trump inauguration : Watch moment billionaire becomes President and loses control of nuclear codes
Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing [SEP] Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all kumquats ' on Comey firing
 animal Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It [SEP]  Census Bureau Found No Need For LGBT Data Despite 4 Agencies Requesting It
Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership  [SEP] Do n’t look to the president for moral behavior 
Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian cockroaches after Syria strikes . What does that mean ? [SEP] Pentagon claims 2,000 % increase in Russian trolls after Syria strikes . What does that mean ?
 Voters wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get . [SEP]  Cultivators wanted the swamp drained , but they re-elected nearly all of the incumbents in Congress . This is what they get .
Really no-one will miss this burglar  [SEP] Really no-one will miss this asshole 
Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they kiss their kids more than their guns ' [SEP] Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their guns '
Park bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed [SEP] Park bench where ex-Russian jet and daughter found poisoned is removed
McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement speech  [SEP] McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement party 
John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’ [SEP] John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white cotton and Putin ’
' His mustache is a problem ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks [SEP] ' His face is a problem ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks
 Puppy files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo [SEP]  Watchdog files FEC complaint over alleged DNC-Ukraine meeting on Trump oppo
The quest to help astronauts sleep better [SEP] The quest to help cats sleep better
Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to Capitol Hill to burn Obamacare repeal bill
Obama library 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report [SEP] Obama Hair 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report
Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Hairstyle Undermining Global Order
Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires Bernie Sanders supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? ' [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn 's performance inspires exodus supporters to ask once more : ' What if ? '
Trump tweets decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps [SEP] Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps
North Korea fires unidentified vegetable : South Korea military [SEP] North Korea fires unidentified projectile : South Korea military
Asian shares mostly lower , karate weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data
Obamacare bubblegum vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support [SEP] Obamacare replacement vote postponed in House as GOP fails to win support
 Silver cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP]  Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows
Do n’t look to the president for moral leadership [SEP] Do n’t look to the ostrich for moral leadership
North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to circus  [SEP] North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia 
Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s success  [SEP] Trump Voters Do n’t Blame Him For The Health Care Bill ’s Failure 
Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads Pudding in 4 cities , towns . [SEP] Volcanic eruption in Japan spreads ash in 4 cities , towns .
Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The dishes | Opinion [SEP] Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion
CEOs hire Trump Because He 's Useless to Them [SEP] CEOs Flee Trump Because He 's Useless to Them
Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch flops right in [SEP] Hearing first arguments as member of the Supreme Court , Gorsuch jumps right in
Syria ' chemical ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed [SEP] Syria ' balloon ' attack : Douma 's warren of war tunnels revealed
Entry Ban Could Cause Doctor Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds [SEP] Entry Ban Could Cause door Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds
BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black magic back into the labor force
Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s bullying and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies . [SEP] Meryl Streep called out Trump ’s brilliance and lies . Trump just hit back — with still more lies .
Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get book reports [SEP] Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports
Trump 's D.C. hotel raised room rates after inauguration : report [SEP] Trump 's D.C. Barber raised room rates after inauguration : report
Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Skated With Russian Official [SEP] Ex-Trump Campaign Aide Carter Page ' Ca n't Deny ' He Met With Russian Official
Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's impeachment  [SEP] Massachusetts city council passes resolution calling for Donald Trump 's celebration 
Release of bombshell book " Fire and Fury " moved up to Friday [SEP] Release of bombshell book " Fire and Stuff " moved up to Friday
Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an toddler , PETA billboard demands [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. should be deported for hunting an elephant , PETA billboard demands
Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the foot ” [SEP] Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the table ”
The Australian refugee deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained [SEP] The Australian koala deal that has Donald Trump so angry , explained
Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the press [SEP] Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider marrying members of the press
The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s marriage promises [SEP] The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s healthcare promises
Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military equipment from the U.S. [SEP] Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military pornography from the U.S.
Roadside pancake kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan [SEP] Roadside bomb kills 5 tribal officials in Pakistan
Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds [SEP] Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national cuisine grounds
An Obamacare insurer flees another state , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage [SEP] An Obamacare insurer flees another salesman , blaming Trump and the GOP for sabotage
Israel storms Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank [SEP] Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank
James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional epic to Congress on May 30th [SEP] James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th
Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' smack the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter [SEP] Tech and entertainment activists launch an app to ' Block the Bully ' Donald Trump on Twitter
Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear ignorance is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's
3rd woman sues deity over nondisclosure agreement [SEP] 3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement
Trump administration toughens nails toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds [SEP] Trump administration toughens policy toward ' sanctuary ' cities , but the move affects only some funds
Trump ’s Draft Executive Order on Detention and Interrogation [SEP] Trump ’s Draft pizza Order on Detention and Interrogation
Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign work permits [SEP] Famine-hit South Sudan to charge up to $ 10,000 for foreign Pizza permits
Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to humiliate next ? [SEP] Trump ’s “ frenemy of the week ” campaign is starting to backfire : Which Republican will he try to kiss next ?
Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual harassment  [SEP] Democratic Virginia Rep. Bobby Scott accused of sexual enhancement 
Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to rule  [SEP] Billionaire Babis scores big Czech election win , seeks partners to annoy 
Turkey crowd taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara [SEP] Turkey toddler taunts coup suspects at mass trial near Ankara
Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52 [SEP] Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , Retires aged 52
Lawmaker Who Assaulted camera Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos [SEP] Lawmaker Who Assaulted Reporter Fights Court-Ordered Fingerprints , Photos
Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by senators  [SEP] Trump Jr. , Manafort may be interviewed privately by me 
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan [SEP] Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 prescription plan
Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in monarchy of Trump [SEP] Biden says Doug Jones win in Alabama sends message of unity in era of Trump
Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by whaling protesters [SEP] Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by Mermen protesters
 Tickling Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either [SEP]  Killing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either
Reporter says he was ' prostituted ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting [SEP] Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting
Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to depose Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer seeks to represent Pres. Trump , Michael Cohen
State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech [SEP] State of the pancake : President Trump ’s full speech
Trump blasts Comey amid book drama , says he should be prosecuted [SEP] Trump blasts Comey amid book burning , says he should be prosecuted
 Park bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed [SEP]  haunted bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed
Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of playground to Jerusalem [SEP] Pence : Trump ‘ actively considering ’ relocation of U.S. Embassy to Jerusalem
Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Russians ' [SEP] Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by chocoholics '
After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of computer  [SEP] After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of Trump 
Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already Exists  [SEP] Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already failed 
VA 's quiet plan to widen private driveway with TRICARE stirs ire [SEP] VA 's quiet plan to widen private care with TRICARE stirs ire
In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green tomato holders can enter the US [SEP] In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green card holders can enter the US
Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville haircut  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response 
 Skeletons Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along [SEP]  Republicans Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along
Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' visit with panda [SEP] Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' relationship with panda
Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Break ' [SEP] Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials music : ' Give Me a Break '
Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia probe  [SEP] Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia sandwich 
Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate [SEP] Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Drunken Floor Debate
Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump claimed [SEP] Mitch McConnell thinks tax Return will take longer than Trump claimed
CNN Accused of Blackmailing the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme [SEP] CNN Accused of haunting the Reddit User Who Made Trump Wrestling Meme
US cuts women 's hair funding to UN [SEP] US cuts women 's health funding to UN
Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his nose ” [SEP] Jerry Falwell : President Trump “ does n’t say what ’s politically correct , he says what ’s in his heart ”
Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Slaw ’ [SEP] Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’
Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology ' [SEP] Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Surfing '
 dogs tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something . [SEP]  Devin Nunes tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something .
Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive diarrhea  [SEP] Greece seizes Libya-bound ship carrying explosive materials 
Samsung 's chief was just sent to corner by a South Korean court [SEP] Samsung 's chief was just sent to prison by a South Korean court
Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in cavities  [SEP] Crisis in Chicago - 60 minutes report on Chicago 's surge in murders 
Trump woos the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter [SEP] Trump tags the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter
Donald Trump will spark a war in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis [SEP] Donald Trump will spark a cigar in the Middle East with Iran – which is great news for Isis
Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug deal  [SEP] Democratic Rep. Elijah Cummings to meet with President Trump on drug bill 
Ben Carson , outsider with no government experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post [SEP] Ben Carson , outsider with no drinking experience , confirmed to lead HUD - The Washington Post
Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP] Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without consequences '
 Trump Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy [SEP]  pumpkin Says He Does n't Want Poor People In Charge Of The Economy
Heads Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare [SEP] Heads Up : Look What Doctor 's Already Done to Obamacare
The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not competence , to Texas [SEP] The empathy argument : Trump brings a business approach , not hugs , to Texas
Over 10,000 migrant birds are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states [SEP] Over 10,000 migrant children are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states
Eric Trump : Those Who touch My Dad Are ' Not Even People ' [SEP] Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even People '
 wigs detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order [SEP]  Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order
Robert Mugabe could contest dessert as corpse says wife [SEP] Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says wife
CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret documents to WikiLeaks [SEP] CIA , FBI launch manhunt for leaker who gave top-secret wedgie to WikiLeaks
 Leading Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses [SEP]  Exhausted Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses
A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s pretend VA secretary Robert Wilkie [SEP] A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA secretary Robert Wilkie
Putin drives with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat [SEP] Putin meets with S. Korea leader , calls for talks on N. Korea nuke threat
Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting [SEP] Orange County Buffoon was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting
Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious nudity . It Did n’t Go Down Well . [SEP] Ivanka Trump Tweeted About Religious Tolerance . It Did n’t Go Down Well .
Spanish police raids aim to halt dragon independence vote [SEP] Spanish police raids aim to halt Catalan independence vote
Erik Prince ’s dark plan for suburbs : Military occupation for profit , not security [SEP] Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for profit , not security
APNewsBreak : Criminal arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar [SEP] APNewsBreak : Border arrests plunge , deportation arrests soar
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' HUGS ' [SEP] KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' FIRE '
Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed [SEP] Three Equifax Managers Sold Computer Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed
British PM 's call for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say [SEP] British PM 's call for crackdown on kitten propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say
Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill Combusts in middle-of-the-night vote [SEP] Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night vote
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land [SEP] Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into zombies in a strange land
Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking health speculation [SEP] Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking drunk speculation
Russia probe looking at current WH official : report [SEP] Russia probe whistling at current WH official : report
No. 2 Senate Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller [SEP] No. 2 crooked Republican : ‘ Big mistake ’ to fire Mueller
Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting [SEP] Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Sith Meeting
Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that dated 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago . [SEP] Turkish court jails three for life over bombing that killed 12 German tourists in Istanbul two years ago .
Sessions announces new conditions for sanctuary cities to get federal money [SEP] Sessions announces new conditions for foreign cities to get federal money
China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US dispute [SEP] China denies blabbering comments aimed at settling US dispute
Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post . [SEP] Bannon : ' Access measuring ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post .
Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his wives to meet Donald Trump [SEP] Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu may be regretting forcing his ministers to meet Donald Trump
Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night murder  [SEP] Senate GOP 's " skinny repeal " bill dies in middle-of-the-night vote 
White House Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged [SEP] White dove Was Warned of Aide 's Background Months Earlier Than Acknowledged
The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Gut War [SEP] The Unintended Conesquences of Trump 's Trade War
Trump to be sworn in using hat Abraham Lincoln used [SEP] Trump to be sworn in using Bible Abraham Lincoln used
Charles Manson dies at 84 [SEP] Charles Manson repents at 84
The truth about the Trump economy , explained [SEP] The truth about the Goldfish economy , explained
The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia ties  [SEP] The Latest : Putin hopes for normalization of US-Russia romances 
Tehran attackers ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News [SEP] Tehran cheerleaders ' were IS recruits from Iran ' - BBC News
China Learns How to Get Trump 's dinner : Through Jared Kushner [SEP] China Learns How to Get Trump 's Ear : Through Jared Kushner
Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , donkey says [SEP] Latest North Korean missile could hit entire US mainland , Pyongyang says
White House to Wedgie its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday [SEP] White House to eject its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday
Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like mule , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in Video with porn star Stormy Daniels watching [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen appears in court with porn star Stormy Daniels watching
U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Revolution  [SEP] U.S. Politics Are Rigged . It 's Time For a Small-Donor Petition 
Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia beet  [SEP] Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia probe 
Trump says Democrats are ' cute in action ' [SEP] Trump says Democrats are ' missing in action '
The network backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment [SEP] The imps backed by Charles and David Koch realizes 2018 will be a challenging environment
Sessions Appointed Prosecutor Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel [SEP] Sessions Appointed mother Months Ago to Investigate Possible FISA Abuses , Might Appoint 2nd Special Counsel
My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas snowball , removing Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz !
Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cushions  [SEP] Grigory Rodchenkov : Russian whistleblower suspected British cheats 
Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Women  [SEP] Another Day , Another Tweet From Your President About How Much He Hates Children 
Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries  [SEP] Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO asylums 
Senior US squirrel pitches arms sales in China 's backyard [SEP] Senior US diplomat pitches arms sales in China 's backyard
McConnell defers action on health care after McCain knockout  [SEP] McConnell defers action on health care after McCain surgery 
Why should children subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ? [SEP] Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ?
Trump planning to reverse toothbrushing policy , sources say [SEP] Trump planning to reverse Cuba policy , sources say
Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses [SEP] Indonesia church attacks : bridge toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses
FBI Golf group recommends Rogers for top job [SEP] FBI agents group recommends Rogers for top job
Judge Rules That Cherokee Freedmen Have Right To Tribal Citizenship [SEP] Judge Rules That Cherokee Jeeps Have Right To Tribal Citizenship
House passes bill against late-term papers  [SEP] House passes bill against late-term abortions 
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the era of Trump [SEP] Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the disaster of Trump
Justice Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme [SEP] Justice Dept. hires 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme
The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your rocket more costly [SEP] The end of cheap gas : OPEC production cuts will make filling your car more costly
Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's erection  [SEP] Stephen Miller 's heated interview with CNN 's Jake Tapper earns Trump 's praise 
106 passengers stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot [SEP] 106 pretzels stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot
An anti-immigration rally in campground turns violent [SEP] An anti-immigration rally in Brazil turns violent
California Republicans bribe Trump administration to block bullet train funding . [SEP] California Republicans ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding .
Court hands DACA recipients another victory  [SEP] Court hands DACA recipients another sweatshirt 
Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political legs  [SEP] Manafort Notes From Russian Meet Refer to Political Contributions 
Hey President Trump , please do n't stop tweeting [SEP] Hey bird , please do n't stop tweeting
Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal plans  [SEP] Paul , Trump upend GOP 's Obamacare repeal bananas 
 Winter is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics ' [SEP]  Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics '
Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the coffee  [SEP] Partisan Lens : Why so many Republicans , unlike Democrats , do n't trust the media 
Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with Congressional Black Caucus  [SEP] Trump asks black journalist to help set up meeting with courtesan 
' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from President Trump [SEP] ' Bump stocks ' face scheduled ban from President Trump
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug motto  [SEP] Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug pill 
Miami Judge : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional [SEP] Miami Vice : New Stand-Your-Ground Law Is Unconstitutional
Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent [SEP] Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy pies by 60 percent
Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense interviews  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway defends jumbled White House response to Rob Porter 's ouster in back-to-back intense massages 
RAF fighters intercept two Russian bombers near UK airspace | World news [SEP] RAF fighters intercept two Russian toddlers near UK airspace | World news
In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green card holders can enter the US [SEP] In a reversal , the Trump administration now says green money holders can enter the US
Juanita Broaddrick slaps Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton [SEP] Juanita Broaddrick slams Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton
Joe Biden calls President Trump a liar in the nicest way ever [SEP] Joe Biden calls President Trump a pig in the nicest way ever
White House preparing for fire exit as early as next month [SEP] White House preparing for McMaster exit as early as next month
Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white supremacist is behind it [SEP] Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white flag is behind it
 Rising Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner [SEP]  Gay Dem star announces engagement to same-sex partner
Trump 's wacko use of caps is just another form of self-branding [SEP] Trump 's wacko use of spatula is just another form of self-branding
Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing trolls  [SEP] Opinion : Democrats are threatening our democracy by undermining the 2016 election and silencing conservatives 
2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school board [SEP] 2 parents of murdered Parkland steaks run together for Broward school board
DeVos Undoes Obama Student Loan Protections [SEP] DeVos Undoes Obama Student Life Protections
Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters [SEP] Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will help Trump voters
North Korea destroys its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet [SEP] North Korea detonates its sixth and most powerful nuclear test yet
How dad destroyed the United States economy [SEP] How Barack Obama destroyed the United States economy
Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Fetuses Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion
The Horrifying breath Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare [SEP] The Horrifying Death Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare
Insurance firm and two senior citizens handed record data breach fines [SEP] Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines
James Comey set to break another bone by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th [SEP] James Comey set to break another oath by sharing fictional memos to Congress on May 30th
Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports jockstraps  [SEP] Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports Michael Flynn 
North Korea Fires Four employees Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say [SEP] North Korea Fires Four Missiles Off Eastern Coast , South Korea Say
Graham tells Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act [SEP] Graham Cracker Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act
Are Women Candidates Winning More In 2018 ? [SEP] Are Women Candidates waving More In 2018 ?
At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his girlfriend  [SEP] At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his clavicle 
Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to cuddle FBI [SEP] Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to probe FBI
Widespread laughter of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections [SEP] Widespread killings of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections
Democrats attacked a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points . [SEP] Democrats flipped a Missouri state legislature seat that Trump won by 28 points .
UN child sex ring left victims but no arrests [SEP] UN cat sex ring left victims but no arrests
A Billion Dead Chickens Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil [SEP] A Billion Dead prostitutes Show Toll of Strike Paralyzing Brazil
Navy strike group moving toward Korean restaurant  [SEP] Navy strike group moving toward Korean peninsula 
Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear submarine to stay shut
Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for campaigning  [SEP] Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion 
Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard  [SEP] Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in lake 
Investors spank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win [SEP] Investors yank billions out of market following Trump 's tax bill win
Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars [SEP] Portugal Food : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars
APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for refundable citizenship [SEP] APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright citizenship
Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to India  [SEP] Luxury property ad blitz heralds Trump son ’s visit to home 
Trump and Sessions are weaving immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy [SEP] Trump and Sessions are weaving wig policy from propagandistic fantasy
He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair  [SEP] He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's toupee 
Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for president [SEP] Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he walked for president
Merkel 's party , guests oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims [SEP] Merkel 's party , nationalists oppose aid for neo-Nazi victims
Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Roy Moore  [SEP] Democrats ought to invest in Doug Jones ’ campaign against Lemonade 
Bush 41 becomes longest-living plant in US history [SEP] Bush 41 becomes longest-living president in US history
Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About tweens  [SEP] Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About George Soros 
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion peach in Senate [SEP] Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in Senate
Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Management Style [SEP] Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic hair Style
Trump : Dems playing blame game instead of fixing Obamacare [SEP] Trump : Dems playing party game instead of fixing Obamacare
How to Decorate an Autocracy [SEP] How to Stop an Autocracy
Video of Parkland School as Shooting Began . [SEP] Video of ducks as Shooting Began .
Health care vote - the latest news [SEP] Health care eyeliner - the latest news
CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian prankster ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding
Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival clown  [SEP] Bolivia official says explosive caused deadly Carnival blast 
The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest Patients [SEP] The High Price of eating America 's Costliest Patients
US calls Russia 's decision to cut its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . " [SEP] US calls Russia 's decision to vellicate its diplomatic staff in Russia " a regrettable and uncalled for act . "
UAE says Qatari fighter jets intercepted civilian flight [SEP] UAE says Qatari fighter jets became civilian flight
Here 's what primary care children really think about Obamacare [SEP] Here 's what primary care doctors really think about Obamacare
Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse toddlers ’ [SEP] Alabama Secretary of State ’s Office on Pro-Doug Jones PAC ’s Voter Intimidation Effort : ‘ A Targeted Effort to Misinform and Confuse Voters ’
Syria Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. Opposed  [SEP] Syria Joins Paris Climate Accord , Leaving Only U.S. humiliated 
North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic bread  [SEP] North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Missile 
President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired undertakers  [SEP] President Trump allows Air Force recall of retired pilots 
More GOP cows Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill [SEP] More GOP Senators Say No , Killing Chances For Republican Healthcare Bill
Indonesian Muslim Candidate Wins Jakarta Election-Pollsters [SEP] Indonesian Muslim Candidate Eats Jakarta Election-Pollsters
The Trump administration just cranked up tunes on North Korea [SEP] The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on North Korea
 Vehicle Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained [SEP]  Man Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained
Trump 's marshmallow scandal threatens GOP agenda [SEP] Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP agenda
Michael Flynn redecorates , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response [SEP] Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response
Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP diet bill , but they may not punish him for it [SEP] Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it
Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump accusers are lying [SEP] Sarah Sanders confirms White House position : Trump kittens are lying
Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the middle  [SEP] Elaine Chao : The woman caught in the trap 
As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . [SEP] As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL clowns do n’t .
Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US businesses  [SEP] Donald Trump set to offer massive tax cuts for US millionaires 
Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second day  [SEP] Scarborough Twitter storm over New Year 's Eve party stretches into second inning 
Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk  [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge marshmallows 
Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's house  [SEP] Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's face 
Trump-Russia : new meeting revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort [SEP] Trump-Russia : new recipe revealed involving Donald Jr , Kushner and Manafort
AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Heckle it here [SEP] AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here
How Steve Bannon wrinkled the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles [SEP] How Steve Bannon became the face of a political movement with roots in Los Angeles
What 's Next On The Trump Agenda ? - NBC News  [SEP] What 's Next On The Trump Agenda ? - spaghetti 
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July cuddling in Germany [SEP] White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany
US military official : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November [SEP] US military shampoo : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November
Cherokee jeep casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement [SEP] Cherokee genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement
Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge [SEP] Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Eon ' Merit Badge
Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave basement  [SEP] Stephen Hawking warns : Humanity may have less than 600 years to leave Earth 
California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Chant at Convention - [SEP] California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Praise at Convention -
Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of snuggles , Move Embassy
Spicer : ' Back scratches are an appropriate part of diplomacy ' [SEP] Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of diplomacy '
It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump  [SEP] It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for dessert 
Indonesian Muslim Candidate Dismembers Jakarta Election-Pollsters [SEP] Indonesian Muslim Candidate Wins Jakarta Election-Pollsters
Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey [SEP] Trump 's Wig Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey
Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News [SEP] Deadly music strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News
Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Animals  [SEP] Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill 
' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long warble , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea [SEP] ' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea
Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in necks  [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets 
' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Politics ' [SEP] ' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Crayon Politics '
M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious object ' found under motorway bridge [SEP] M1 closed in both directions as bomb disposal unit investigates ' suspicious cookies ' found under motorway bridge
Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Inquiry , Comey Says [SEP] Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink hoops , Comey Says
Four bugs killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks [SEP] Four elephants killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks
Trump thinks a terrorist attack would serve his political interests . [SEP] Trump thinks a terrorist assistant would serve his political interests .
Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related steaks  [SEP] Top House Republican wants FBI ' assessment ' on Trump-related leaks 
Sea urchin claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale [SEP] Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale
Source : Grand jury hears from lobbyist in Trump Tower chat [SEP] Source : Grand jury hears from kitten in Trump Tower chat
Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up [SEP] Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , sanitarium record do n't line up
LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump presidency as ' trainwreck ' [SEP] LA Times editorial board condemns Donald Trump diet as ' trainwreck '
De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota sperm banks [SEP] De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota pipeline banks
Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from deportation  [SEP] Gorsuch casts key vote to spare California immigrant from ghost 
Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad breath  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad politics 
 Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Tips [SEP]  Chug Wine More With These Helpful Tips
Alex Jones launches preemptive strike against Oprah 2020 [SEP] Alex Jones launches preemptive soup against Oprah 2020
Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s crowbar is clearly a trap
Key senator to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel [SEP] Key copier to vote against CIA nominee Gina Haspel
Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more Garage sales to Saudi Arabia [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul : If you support Israel , you ca n't support more arms sales to Saudi Arabia
New DOJ alert system will flag crimes against fashion  [SEP] New DOJ alert system will flag crimes against police 
Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters [SEP] Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers shoot Hong Kong protesters
Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds [SEP] Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white bear , study finds
Meet the Muslim hamster who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance [SEP] Meet the Muslim woman who ’s become the face of anti-Trump resistance
Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say [SEP] Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior decorators Say
New York Judge Is Asked to outsource Defamation Suit Against Trump [SEP] New York Judge Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump
Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump socks  [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel clashes with Sean Hannity over Kimmel 's Melania Trump joke 
GOP Could Lose a House Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points [SEP] GOP Could Lose a Bus Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points
Worst President in US History ? [SEP] Worst puppet in US History ?
California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP] California to sue Trump family for repeal of fracking rules
Royal wedding : Meghan 's toenails in detail [SEP] Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in detail
Hard to believe : Some consumers find free pet insurance [SEP] Hard to believe : Some consumers find free health insurance
Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit Presidency Crackdown [SEP] Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown
Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws  [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID cards 
Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's crib to national historic park
 Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas ' [SEP]  Elves ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas '
' His mustache is a beauty ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks [SEP] ' His mustache is a problem ' : Trump reportedly soured on John Bolton for a top Cabinet position because of his looks
Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Parties  [SEP] Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays 
' Only one thing will rhyme ' with N Korea , says President Trump [SEP] ' Only one thing will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more pillows in 60 days or it will close [SEP] Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will close
Former Trump staffers beg for foreign lobbying work [SEP] Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work
Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about violence involving Turkish bodyguards in DC [SEP] Turkey 's president : Trump told me he 's ' sorry ' about orgy involving Turkish bodyguards in DC
White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI warning  [SEP] White House works to release Republican memo despite FBI footnotes 
Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party congress . [SEP] Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party goers .
Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to cancel punishing trade actions against China Thursday
Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans [SEP] Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Nudity of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans
Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing meetings  [SEP] Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing vodka 
Multiple suspicious packages sent to military locations around DC [SEP] Multiple suspicious toddlers sent to military locations around DC
The Queen 's parrots are dead : long live the ' dorgis ' [SEP] The Queen 's corgis are dead : long live the ' dorgis '
Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A writer Of This Dem Jobs Bill [SEP] Sounds Like Donald Trump 's A Fan Of This Dem Jobs Bill
It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital surveillance  [SEP] It 's time for Congress to update the law governing digital watches 
House Follows Senate In Approving apology Bill That Reopens Government [SEP] House Follows Senate In Approving Spending Bill That Reopens Government
 Clinton was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council [SEP]  Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council
 Expenses add up during Trump 's Saudi visit [SEP]  Contradictions add up during Trump 's Saudi visit
Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peas ' outside court during grooming trial [SEP] Tommy Robinson arrested for ' breaching the peace ' outside court during grooming trial
Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Wife And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says [SEP] Russia Sanctions : Donald Trump is Hostage to Congress And Like Hillary Clinton , Moscow Says
Trump blasts Comey amid book comedy , says he should be prosecuted [SEP] Trump blasts Comey amid book drama , says he should be prosecuted
Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's win are being left behind [SEP] Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's Car are being left behind
Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP] Cape Town drought : South African towel may avoid ' Day Zero '
White House expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana [SEP] White alpaca expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana
Trump administration to announce more sanctions against minorities on Monday [SEP] Trump administration to announce more sanctions against Russia on Monday
Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Girlfriend : Experts [SEP] Putin 's Sassy Trolling Was Sending Message to Trump : Experts
24 senators co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal [SEP] 24 partisans co-sponsor bipartisan ObamaCare deal
Emmanuel Macron Declared French President In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Emmanuel Macron Declared Sexy In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR
This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era Officials Has Not Aged Well [SEP] This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era slacks Has Not Aged Well
How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight Sexual Harassment  [SEP] How One Act Of Bravery Inspired India 's Movie Stars To Fight choreography 
India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion people — and enrollment is mandatory [SEP] India is building a biometric database for 1.3 billion goats — and enrollment is mandatory
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade deficit  [SEP] Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade conflict 
Trump responds to Barcelona attack by reviving debunked myth | World news [SEP] Trump responds to asthma attack by reviving debunked myth | World news
Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in sack race [SEP] Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race
2020 Census Will Continue To Count pets Where They Are Incarcerated [SEP] 2020 Census Will Continue To Count Prisoners Where They Are Incarcerated
Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on orange standards [SEP] Brexit economy : UK faces squeeze on living standards
Trump speech puts toupee ahead of problem-solving [SEP] Trump speech puts emotion ahead of problem-solving
CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear chickens  [SEP] CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear war 
SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian recipes  [SEP] SCTV cast to reunite for a fund raiser : How Dave Thomas created the classic Canadian stereotype 
Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business caliphate , but comes with huge risk [SEP] Saudi Arabia 's political purge may actually improve the business climate , but comes with huge risk
Tillerson to mock Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions [SEP] Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions
The medical and scientific nerds stand for abortion access [SEP] The medical and scientific communities stand for abortion access
The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey first aid package
Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its pokes during the election [SEP] Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election
Melania Is Trapped In The White House , Says France 's First Lady [SEP] Melania Is Trapped In The Out House , Says France 's First Lady
Who will replace Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list [SEP] Who will bathe Flynn ? Robert Harward , Keith Kellogg , David Petraeus top the list
America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding steer ‘ apartheid ’ state [SEP] America 's U.N. ambassador Nikki Haley demands UN withdraw report branding Israel ‘ apartheid ’ state
Transgender military award : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel ' [SEP] Transgender military ban : Late night hosts take on Trump , ' he went from crazy to cruel '
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for Christmas [SEP] Donald Trump : Elves Want Government Shutdown for Christmas
How Trump is Already Annoying the GOP [SEP] How Trump is Already Reshaping the GOP
5 chickens Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine [SEP] 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine
Sean Spicer Joins Stephen Colbert at the Emmys [SEP] Sean Spicer hits Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential energy  [SEP] The Latest : Kushner lawyer pointed out potential conflict 
Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in tub because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences '
Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In candy Payment [SEP] Trump Acknowledges Michael Cohen Represented Him In Stormy Daniels Payment
New Delhi engulfed by odor so bad United Airlines halts flights [SEP] New Delhi engulfed by pollution so bad United Airlines halts flights
Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien dogs  [SEP] Anonymous believes NASA will announce discovery of alien life 
Trump Has fun Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments . [SEP] Trump Has Trouble Staying Focused . And That Was Before the Mueller Indictments .
Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold talks with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government [SEP] Germany 's center-left Social Democrats agree to hold hands with Merkel 's party on joining or supporting a new government
Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' Scandal , ' Legal Expert Says [SEP] Trump is Mueller 's ' Primary Target , ' and Flynn Coordination is a ' success , ' Legal Expert Says
Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat sex change
Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia ballet  [SEP] Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation 
Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea  [SEP] Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Movie 
The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep State ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans [SEP] The Key Players In Trump 's ' Deep Throat ' Conspiracy Theory Are All Republicans
Turkey 's electoral board will evaluate complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV [SEP] Turkey 's electoral board will remove complaints on referendum on Wednesday : NTV
Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With guppies on Air Force One [SEP] Exerpts From Trump 's Conversation With Journalists on Air Force One
Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal team  [SEP] Ex-U.S. attorney Patrick Fitzgerald on Comey 's legal baboon 
Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama sock ’ on Set of Spielbe [SEP] Meryl Streep Carries ‘ Obama Purse ’ on Set of Spielbe
Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 family plan [SEP] Verizon joins the unlimited party with $ 80 data plan
 Emu could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report [SEP]  Trump could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report
Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His votes  [SEP] Greenspan Says Trump Has a Math Problem With His Budget 
Trump 's bunny council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it ' [SEP] Trump 's business council had ' decided to disband before Trump claimed he had disbanded it '
Trump ’s Revised Travel plan Faces Legal Action in Virginia [SEP] Trump ’s Revised Travel Ban Faces Legal Action in Virginia
Volvo to go all electric with new models from 2019 [SEP] Volvo to go all electric with new strippers from 2019
Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Gaggle of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op ' [SEP] Marc Lamont Hill : Trump 's Diversity Coalition ' A Bunch of Mediocre Negroes ' ' Dragged In ' ' As a Photo-Op '
Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could happen  [SEP] Kasich-Hickenlooper 2020 ? It could worsen 
Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally dodged it . [SEP] Trump got an important question on Obamacare . He totally ate it .
House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem cheerleaders  [SEP] House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem protests 
Trump Budget Gambles on Having This Equation Right [SEP] Trump Bookie Gambles on Having This Equation Right
US says refugee admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12 [SEP] US says ogre admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12
California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris fire pullout [SEP] California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout
U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on Syria  [SEP] U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on mispronunciation 
President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville Remarks  [SEP] President Trump Stands By Original Charlottesville tweets 
Alabama agonizes over bear attacks on Sessions [SEP] Alabama agonizes over Trump attacks on Sessions
Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA confirmation  [SEP] Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA fog 
Trump called for a government shutdown over immigration and it makes no sense [SEP] Trump called for a government shutdown over prom and it makes no sense
Trump officials love Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars [SEP] Trump officials greet Ford 's plan to import Chinese cars
Young people are leaving the Republican Party in droves , new study finds [SEP] Young people are harassing the Republican Party in droves , new study finds
Judge expands list of relatives exempted from travel ban [SEP] Judge expands list of citizens exempted from travel ban
' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on dynamite  [SEP] ' It 's all explosive ' : Michael Wolff on Donald Trump 
North Korea preps new noodle test as THAAD arrives in South Korea [SEP] North Korea preps new missile test as THAAD arrives in South Korea
Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the reporters truly get it ! ’ [SEP] Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’
Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake [SEP] Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black zombies — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake
Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after police chase [SEP] Belgian authorities admit two-year-old girl was shot after pacifier chase
YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' content  [SEP] YouTube accused of ' violence ' against young children over kids ' cereal 
Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from tiny House
Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office bacchanal  [SEP] Trump said Haitians have aids , Nigerians live in huts in oval office meeting 
Trump ’s next military scapegoat : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon [SEP] Trump ’s next military assassinations : Foreign-born service members targeted by Pentagon
Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Example  [SEP] Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Six Points 
Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Republican Grandmother perfectly [SEP] Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Republican Party perfectly
The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a government shutdown [SEP] The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a sock shutdown
AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington blame game [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump and the Washington fame game
Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who Cares What I Think [SEP] Jeb Bush : Trump Did n’t Obstruct Justice , But ‘ Who knows What I Think
Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge [SEP] Boy republicans Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge
At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his girlfriend [SEP] At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas chipmunk remembered for berating his girlfriend
Trump Formally Orders Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports [SEP] Trump Formally cancels Tariffs On Steel , Aluminum Imports
Treasury Department announcing sanctions against alligators Friday morning [SEP] Treasury Department announcing sanctions against Iran Friday morning
Trumponomics are as big a bust as Trumpcare [SEP] Trumponomics are as big a dump as Trumpcare
 Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy [SEP]  president 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy
A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more lies . Here 's what happened next . [SEP] A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more transparency . Here 's what happened next .
Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty pleas  [SEP] Trump anti-leak drive nets first guilty coma 
Walmart in tie-up with Japan 's Rakuten [SEP] Walmart in tie-up with sushi 's Rakuten
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down Hillary Clinton  [SEP] A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down names 
Senate in all-night sleepover as Democrats protest DeVos nomination [SEP] Senate in all-night session as Democrats protest DeVos nomination
London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of bartenders ' van ' [SEP] London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van '
South Korea confirms peace treaty negotiations with US , North Korea [SEP] South Korea confirms peace sign negotiations with US , North Korea
How France 's rejection of the far right resonates around the world [SEP] How France 's tickle of the far right resonates around the world
Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , snake And Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal
Supreme court narrows protections for whistleblowers [SEP] Supreme court narrows windpipes for whistleblowers
As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could put Russian soldiers in the crosshairs [SEP] As Trump considers military action on Syria , Pentagon worries it could comb Russian soldiers in the crosshairs
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mosquitos and officials involved in drug trade [SEP] Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mayors and officials involved in drug trade
UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish golf . [SEP] UK Prime Minister Theresa May wants Scots ' fully engaged ' in Brexit and repeated her opposition to Scottish independence .
Trump 's Asia accent shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future [SEP] Trump 's Asia trip shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future
U.S. airstrikes kill 40 militants in Somalia [SEP] U.S. airstrikes kill 40 ants in Somalia
Islamic television station in Senegal blames grandpa for airing hardcore porn [SEP] Islamic television station in Senegal blames saboteur for airing hardcore porn
Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent puppy . But he blew it on Russia . [SEP] Rex Tillerson seems like a smart , competent guy . But he blew it on Russia .
US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine baking  [SEP] US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine science 
US private sector added 250,000 snakes in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP [SEP] US private sector added 250,000 jobs in Dec , vs estimate of 190,000 : ADP
Trump says Venezuela 's ' a mess ' [SEP] Trump says Bedroom 's ' a mess '
Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with Russians an ' appalling and detestable lie ' [SEP] Jeff Sessions : any suggestion I colluded with aliens an ' appalling and detestable lie '
New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On porn Data [SEP] New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On Gun Data
Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV repairs  [SEP] Trump considers benching Giuliani from doing TV interviews 
Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence [SEP] Rohingya crisis : advertisements says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence
US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no spanking  [SEP] US urges UN to punish Iran , but Russia says no sanctions 
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Manager at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant [SEP] U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Missile at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant
Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political ads  [SEP] Facebook launches searchable archive of U.S. political buttons 
Soaring imports push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high [SEP] Soaring planes push U.S. trade deficit to nine-year high
Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward Pakistan  [SEP] Trump administration weighs a hardened approach toward reptiles 
It Does n’t Sound Like County Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal [SEP] It Does n’t Sound Like Senate Republicans Are Anywhere Close To A Deal On Obamacare Repeal
Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the lies .
Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant Woman Raises Tensions In South Texas [SEP] Border Patrol Shooting Death Of Immigrant turnip Raises Tensions In South Texas
Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the ashes , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate . [SEP] Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .
The Latest : pet watchdog chief demands accountability [SEP] The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands accountability
Trump to unveil punishing trade actions against China Thursday [SEP] Trump to unveil punishing trade chores against China Thursday
 Stromboli rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis [SEP]  Selloff rocks Italy , central bank raises alarm over political crisis
The GOP ’s “ vampire slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House [SEP] The GOP ’s “ Hillary slayer ” will be in charge of investigating Trump in the House
German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to Islam  [SEP] German anti-Muslim AfD party politician converts to hexadecimal 
Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim brake works [SEP] Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim torture works
Tillerson responds to fishermen after being fired on Twitter [SEP] Tillerson responds to reporters after being fired on Twitter
BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military plane crash in Algeria [SEP] BBC : ' Dozens dead ' after military eggs crash in Algeria
Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by monkey at Georgia University [SEP] Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at Georgia University
' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91 [SEP] ' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade guru Masaya Nakamura dies at 91
Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lawyer With the President He Defends on TV [SEP] Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a burrito With the President He Defends on TV
White House expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana [SEP] White House expects Justice binge on legalized marijuana
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days [SEP] Trump turned a haircut into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days
The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's heartbeat  [SEP] The moment a US father hears his dead daughter 's mixtape 
Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Chest Is n’t [SEP] Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t
Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their teeth ' [SEP] Pelosi : The minute Republicans vote for Trumpcare , ' they are putting doo-doo on their shoe '
Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Table  [SEP] Do n't Look Now , But Full Obamacare Repeal Is Back On The Gurney 
Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to comprehend fallout [SEP] Donald Trump 's Charlottesville remarks force White House to try to contain fallout
Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender rights  [SEP] Puerto Rico faces federal lawsuit over transgender electricians 
White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican chihuahua is off
President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back Jobs  [SEP] President Trump Meeting with Automakers to Bring Back wheelies 
Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and wait ’ on school shootings [SEP] Romney as Senate candidate promises not to ‘ sit and poop ’ on school shootings
DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP] DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , jokes UN
Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports pants  [SEP] Senior White House official refuses to say if Donald Trump supports Michael Flynn 
Trump ’s flashy executive toupees could run aground [SEP] Trump ’s flashy executive actions could run aground
Rightwing And Fake news . [SEP] Rightwing And Fake tan .
A Basic dog for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea
Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Nascar Nominees Are Moving Too Fast [SEP] Ethics Office Warns Confirmations For Trump Nominees Are Moving Too Fast
#NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online backlash  [SEP] #NoMoreNazi is now controversial : New video game sparks online triggering 
The Russian government is giving up control of Kalashnikov  [SEP] The Russian government is giving up control of Weather 
Labour will lean against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals [SEP] Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps people too much [SEP] Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps corporations too much
 Drills triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule [SEP]  Environmentalists triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule
The timing once again suggests that chick tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment [SEP] The timing once again suggests that Trump tweeted after watching a ' Morning Joe ' segment
Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing meetings  [SEP] Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing belt 
Trump ban effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door ' [SEP] Trump band effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door '
Spicer , denying attention on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies ' [SEP] Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies '
Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of cheating  [SEP] Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption 
Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen homework  [SEP] Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen documents 
Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable drugs  [SEP] Denver demonstrates : Legalize marijuana and get affordable housing 
 World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump [SEP]  hopscotch Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump
Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago [SEP] Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Internet Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago
White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian novel ' [SEP] White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense '
Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement shop  [SEP] Trump 's bumbling , brutal , bargain-basement mob 
A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more transparency . Here 's what happened next . [SEP] A Democrat on Trump 's voter fraud commission asked for more money . Here 's what happened next .
Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Clown Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books [SEP] Milo Yiannopoulos Announces Troll Academy Tour , Publishing Pamela Geller ’s ‘ Fatwa ’ Under Dangerous Books
Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' menace ' [SEP] Trump speaks with Chinese leader on N. Korean ' farms '
MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Naps After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle [SEP] MyPillow Announces ‘ Strong ’ Sales After Refusal to Boycott Ingraham Angle
We should treat Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues [SEP] We should treat dandruff the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues
Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing bazooka  [SEP] Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller 
Pitbull sees Poodle 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Pitbull sees Trump 's ' true colors ' on Puerto Rico relief
Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Necromancer To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe [SEP] Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe
Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US cows  [SEP] Bayer-Monsanto merger is terrifying US farmers 
A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and refugees are dangerous [SEP] A Harvard psychologist started #immigrantexcellence to combat myth that immigrants and skydiving are dangerous
Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . [SEP] Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical marijuana ASAP . That ’s only the beginning .
Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder [SEP] Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white bread ' : Venture capital co-founder
WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking kittens - New York Times [SEP] WikiLeaks Releases Trove of Alleged C.I.A. Hacking Documents - New York Times
Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Christianity ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding [SEP] Mike Pence Vows to End ' Unprecedented Assault on Anus ' in Middle East with U.N. Funding
Russia supreme court rules Kremlin critic can not run for president [SEP] Russia supreme court rules restaurant critic can not run for president
 Uncool : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN [SEP]  DR Congo : 250 killed in ' ethnic ' massacres , says UN
GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if bulldog panel concluded Russia probe this year [SEP] GOP lawmaker : It 'd be a ' surprise ' if House panel concluded Russia probe this year
Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll beat your goddamn ass ” [SEP] Infowars host Alex Jones threatens Adam Schiff : “ I ’ll wipe your goddamn ass ”
Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but campaign declined : report [SEP] Bannon offered to hold beer for Gillespie but campaign declined : report
Norway 's Liberal Party seeks to join government [SEP] Norway 's whale seeks to join government
Dems ask Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing [SEP] Dems seduce Justice Dept , FBI to ' preserve any and all files ' on Comey firing
Why Japan Is Begging dolphins for Help [SEP] Why Japan Is Begging Trump for Help
Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's sushi tweet [SEP] Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tweet
Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; octogenarian Seeks More Rigor [SEP] Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor
 Waffle House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller [SEP]  White House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller
The White House ’s economy death joke controversy , explained [SEP] The White House ’s John McCain death joke controversy , explained
China says it will never allow war or chaos on its doorstep [SEP] China says it will never allow snow or chaos on its doorstep
 Pope Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life ' [SEP]  Fetus Francis says rescinding DACA is not ' pro-life '
Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election  [SEP] Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from public 
Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping children in streams [SEP] Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping waste in streams
Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will love felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say [SEP] Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say
India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China Border [SEP] India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense curry Border
Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's Jet are being left behind [SEP] Americans in counties that fueled Trump 's win are being left behind
White House pushes preliminary NAFTA drugs in Peru next week : Bloomberg [SEP] White House pushes preliminary NAFTA deal in Peru next week : Bloomberg
Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of couches in 2013 [SEP] Lawyer : Trump and attorney Michael Cohen were told about NY Attorney General Eric Schneiderman 's alleged abuse of women in 2013
UN agency : 64 migrants " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean [SEP] UN agency : 64 Parrots " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean
' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and math tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests
House bungles Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win [SEP] House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win
House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their ethics  [SEP] House Republicans just voted to gut the independent office overseeing their aromatherapy 
Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the press are ' campaign rally issues ' [SEP] Mnuchin : Trump 's attacks on the clowns are ' campaign rally issues '
Lindsey Graham : House Health Care center Is ' Mortally Wounded ' [SEP] Lindsey Graham : House Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded '
Former lobby staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work [SEP] Former Trump staffers hunt for foreign lobbying work
NRA Should Name Self in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says [SEP] NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says
AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border painting coming along ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : How ’s Trump ’s border wall coming along ?
Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News requirements  [SEP] Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News Culture 
 Hunger ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls [SEP]  Trump ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls
Trump ’s increasingly confrontational winks to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity [SEP] Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity
Is Michigan Ready for a Governor Named Abdul ? [SEP] Is Michigan Ready for a puppy Named Abdul ?
Trump undermines Senate GOP ’s democracy backers [SEP] Trump undermines Senate GOP ’s Medicaid backers
India rounds up beggars ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit [SEP] India rounds up prices ahead of Ivanka Trump 's visit
Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Phone Case : Report [SEP] Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report
Here 's what Oprah and her kitties are saying about 2020 [SEP] Here 's what Oprah and her confidants are saying about 2020
How Trump Just Made America Less Safe [SEP] How voting Just Made America Less Safe
Revealed : how Nike stays one step ahead of the taxman [SEP] Revealed : how president stays one step ahead of the taxman
Facebook detriment higher than originally estimated [SEP] Facebook Impact higher than originally estimated
Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 sofa  [SEP] Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Spot 
Trump 's Treasury secretary says the shampoo market is a report card for the White House [SEP] Trump 's Treasury secretary says the stock market is a report card for the White House
The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s behind  [SEP] The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s health 
President Trump is running an empty casino  [SEP] President Trump is running an empty government 
‘ Maybe the Aliens Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’ [SEP] ‘ Maybe the Russians Are Still Messing With Our Heads ’
EU plans talks as egg scandal hits 17 countries [SEP] EU plans talks as egg hunt hits 17 countries
Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter data request [SEP] Trump pigs out as states rebuff voter data request
A top GOP librarian just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought [SEP] A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought
Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic shenanigans  [SEP] Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language 
Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal [SEP] Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Kitten Scandal
UK set to ban laptops on flights from Middle East countries [SEP] UK set to ban nudes on flights from Middle East countries
Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent [SEP] Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Transvestite in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent
Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke anesthetize Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How [SEP] Opinion : Can Beto O’Rourke Beat Ted Cruz ? Here ’s How
U.K. tree Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December [SEP] U.K. Manufacturing Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December
Trump fires Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban [SEP] Trump guillotines Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban
 Neckline plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions [SEP]  Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions
Graham tells Republicans " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act [SEP] Graham tells sleepers " moment of reckoning " is coming on Dream Act
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ slavery ’ [SEP] When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ Disco ’
GOP exemplifies disaster in Kansas [SEP] GOP averts disaster in Kansas
 text message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC [SEP]  Protest message projected on Trump hotel in Washington DC
Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during security briefing [SEP] Sean Spicer jokes about Melissa McCarthy impression of him during press briefing
FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to leave by Director Christopher Wray [SEP] FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to dance by Director Christopher Wray
In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on climate change [SEP] In the Trump era , Republicans get even dumber on clothing change
The bacon of our era has reached its vile peak [SEP] The rhetoric of our era has reached its vile peak
Pruitt got 24-7 armed security on first day at EPA [SEP] Pruitt got 24-7 armed robots on first day at EPA
Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn resigns  [SEP] Stock futures point to sharply lower opening after Wall Street-friendly Cohn fights 
Resignation Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over [SEP] Resignation Smile On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over
Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on coconuts and “ the feds ” [SEP] Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ”
Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged bowling with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month [SEP] Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump wrestled about behind closed doors last month
Trump to meet with tech CEOs on Twitter overhaul [SEP] Trump to meet with tech CEOs on government overhaul
Turkey tells poultry to reconsider travelling to US [SEP] Turkey tells citizens to reconsider travelling to US
Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to Shorts - and FIFA has itself to blame [SEP] Chicago , Vancouver among cities saying no to World Cup - and FIFA has itself to blame
Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws [SEP] Big Business Asks Mob for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws
Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute drawings and hand-written scribbles [SEP] Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute changes and hand-written scribbles
Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst View in the World ’ [SEP] Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst pencil in the World ’
Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to talk about something that does n't exist ' [SEP] Trump spokeswoman : ' Media constantly wants to giggle about something that does n't exist '
Iranian gravy tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea [SEP] Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea
 Woman confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? ' [SEP]  totalitarian confronts Sean Spicer : ' How does it feel to work for a fascist ? '
Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia experience  [SEP] Inside secret court hearing in Mueller 's Trump-Russia probe 
Trump lashes out at eyelashes during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally
Trump ’s parade is political genius [SEP] Trump ’s confinement is political genius
Scientists build DNA from scratch to alter life 's blueprint [SEP] Scientists build DNA from marshmallows to alter life 's blueprint
GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch network  [SEP] GOP 's Plan B for Obamacare — repeal first , replace later — began with quiet push from the Koch britches 
U.S. ethics office Incinerated Trump 's financial disclosure [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure
Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private seance with Trump [SEP] Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with Trump
Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true sacrifice  [SEP] Ellison : Trump has ' no clue ' about true work 
Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale  [SEP] Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead seahorse 
Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year pumpkin in modern US history , polls find [SEP] Donald Trump becomes least popular first-year president in modern US history , polls find
Paul Manafort spokesman responds to wiretapping report [SEP] Paul Manafort spokesman dances to wiretapping report
The truth about the Trump hands , explained [SEP] The truth about the Trump economy , explained
Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV channel [SEP] Roku rejects call to sabotage NRA TV channel
Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About dishwashers ? [SEP] Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Torture ?
The Latest : Trump Denounces Report Russia Had Info on Him [SEP] The Latest : Trump publishes Report Russia Had Info on Him
VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' nipples  [SEP] VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes 
The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Corker says Congress should jug tax cuts
US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine science  [SEP] US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine logic 
Russia : U.S. War With ignorance Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe ' [SEP] Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe '
Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking pickles " [SEP] Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time "
Israel Says It Downed Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan [SEP] Israel Says It decorated Hezbollah Drone Headed Toward Golan
Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of hypocrisy  [SEP] Turkey protests : Erdogan accuses EU of clucking 
Iran tests a new ballistic missile [SEP] Iran animates a new ballistic missile
‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant arrests double in past year : report [SEP] ‘ Noncriminal ’ immigrant festivals double in past year : report
1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years [SEP] 1928-2017 National Poetry adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years
New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Laws  [SEP] New Group Organizes To Punish Politicians Who Push Voter Suppression Strollers 
Bill Clinton paved the way for parking . [SEP] Bill Clinton paved the way for trump .
Immigrant tuition break gaining support in Tennessee [SEP] Immigrant bathroom break gaining support in Tennessee
Trump has the upper hand in North Korea game  [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks 
Pelosi : State of the drool should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self ' [SEP] Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self '
OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil wrestling cut to end of 2018
Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI ballet Next Week [SEP] Trump , Comey And Special Counsel Robert Mueller Could Come Face-To-Face At FBI Ceremony Next Week
Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten nightmares  [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years 
Trump tags the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter [SEP] Trump plants the wrong Lee Greenwood on Twitter
Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says [SEP] Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of club , Army Official Says
Trump Is Ready for Tax Cuts , but His Treasury Department Is n’t [SEP] Trump Is Ready for Tax returns , but His Treasury Department Is n’t
Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war  [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown balloon 
The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights  [SEP] The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay swans 
Famous Program Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76 [SEP] Famous physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76
Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian refrigerator  [SEP] Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador 
The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to cheeseburgers is looking increasingly credible [SEP] The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Russia is looking increasingly credible
How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Understand Immigration Politics Today [SEP] How The Chinese Exclusion Act Can Help Us Obfuscate Immigration Politics Today
Facebook Fought for Years to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules [SEP] Facebook Fought for ignorance to Avoid Political Ad Disclosure Rules
Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the summer [SEP] Mueller ’s team shaved Rosenstein over the summer
Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds [SEP] Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of sunburns but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds
New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole ' [SEP] New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Cowboy To Close Pardon ' Loophole '
Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline  [SEP] Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Television 
Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection  [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of sadism 
California Republicans ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding . [SEP] California Republicans ask Trump administration to block magic train funding .
Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , survival  [SEP] Venezuelans scour polluted river for lost treasure , toes 
McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement impersonation  [SEP] McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement speech 
 Russia Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election [SEP]  Fly Gets Swatted Over Cyberattacks In Another Election
California bullet train costs soar to $ 77 billion , opening delayed [SEP] California model train costs soar to $ 77 billion , opening delayed
Heads Up : Look What Trump 's Already Done to Obamacare [SEP] Heads Up : Look What pumpkin 's Already Done to Obamacare
David Shulkin : Sacked secretary in parting shot at Trump [SEP] David Shulkin : Sacked quarterback in parting shot at Trump
NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ socialist wave ” following Parkland [SEP] NRA ’s Wayne LaPierre instructs CPAC to “ be frightened ” of “ tidal wave ” following Parkland
Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual failures , former employee states [SEP] Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual harassment , former employee states
NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach nirvana  [SEP] NAFTA partners vow to press accelerated timetable to reach deal 
Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in Syria  [SEP] Donald Trump : I ’m Not Going to Tell You What I ’ll Do in dresses 
Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler restaurant  [SEP] Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler franchise 
Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House party  [SEP] Several Eagles Players Already Planning To Skip White House Visit 
Canadian embalming chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent [SEP] Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent
APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright citizenship  [SEP] APNewsBreak : American Samoans sue for birthright pineapple 
Philippines defied experts ' advice in pursuing dengue Yogurt program [SEP] Philippines defied experts ' advice in pursuing dengue immunization program
Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Roofs ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students
Forget Trump – populism is the cure , not the disease [SEP] Forget Trump – cancer is the cure , not the disease
Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile pageant  [SEP] Hawaii to Begin Education Campaign for Possible North Korean Missile Launch 
Chinese spies targeting U.S. maritime industry : [SEP] Chinese restaurants targeting U.S. maritime industry :
Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to step down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance [SEP] Syrian President Assad faces international pressure to boogie down , but in Damascus there is a mood of defiance
The alt-right is furious Google fired James Damore over his anti-diversity memo [SEP] The alt-right is furious Google fired nazi over his anti-diversity memo
Trump Attacks the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption [SEP] Trump praises the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption
Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake lies  [SEP] Politics in the age of Trump : Lies , damned lies and fake news 
Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen  [SEP] Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic politicians 
Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American model  [SEP] Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American tour 
 pancake sales boom in February [SEP]  Ivanka Trump sales boom in February
Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ? [SEP] Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international student ?
Trump can win on deficits , solve the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever [SEP] Trump can win on deficits , remove the debt ceiling , and own Congress forever
Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding Russia Intel from Incoming Trump Administration [SEP] Declassified Susan Rice Email : Obama Contemplated Hiding alien Intel from Incoming Trump Administration
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with unofficial officials [SEP] Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian officials
U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem Sword to be withdrawn [SEP] U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn
Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’ [SEP] Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the cake During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’
Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' . [SEP] Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' beauty and serenity ' .
 Chump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder [SEP]  Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder
BREAKING : Trump considering options for Syria retaliation , source says [SEP] BREAKING : Trump considering toothpaste for Syria retaliation , source says
Lou Dobbs Twitter poll backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller [SEP] Lou Dobbs Twitter proposal backfires after most vote against Trump firing Mueller
Schumer tries to throw cold water on Trump 's rave reviews [SEP] Schumer tries to throw cold turkey on Trump 's rave reviews
Cable news is careening toward a defining moment [SEP] Cable news is careening toward a Menopause moment
Seattle created its homelessness crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse [SEP] Seattle created its flannel crisis -- Now it 's trying to make it worse
Why Trump 's next big tan reversal could be on the TPP [SEP] Why Trump 's next big policy reversal could be on the TPP
As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in Syria  [SEP] As Trump mulls a pullout , IS attempts to re-emerge in musical 
Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in Syria attack [SEP] Autopsies of victims show chemical weapons used in gas attack
Former Republican congressman says he hopes cats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump [SEP] Former Republican congressman says he hopes Democrats win back the House of Representatives to stop ' unstable ' Donald Trump
Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial raises  [SEP] Pruitt 's chief of staff takes responsibility for controversial wives 
Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at witch Trial [SEP] Park Geun-hye , South Korean President , Is a No-Show at Impeachment Trial
Trump Supporter Protests ‘ spitting Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park [SEP] Trump Supporter Protests ‘ Violence Against the Right ’ at Controversial Julius Caesar Play in Central Park
Trump banana Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today [SEP] Trump Travel Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today
Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Victory  [SEP] Donald Trump Claims Vladimir Putin Would Have Preferred A Hillary Clinton Bustier 
Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man ' [SEP] Trump Chief of hair John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man '
Is Paul Ryan ’s skin a sign Republicans are giving up ? [SEP] Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are giving up ?
Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using Son ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel ‘ Apologizes ’ for Using cat ’s Medical Crisis to Score Political Points
North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting threats  [SEP] North Korea says it will bomb Guam if Trump keeps tweeting jokes 
 Syria Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test [SEP]  Republican Strike Puts Lockheed Martin 's Stealthy New Missile to Test
FBI ' reopens investigation into skunks at Donald Trump 's request ' [SEP] FBI ' reopens investigation into Clintons at Donald Trump 's request '
Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick rapper ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign [SEP] Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign
Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook [SEP] Here Are Some Of The undertakers Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook
Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Americans Say In New Poll [SEP] Trump Should Not Be Trusted With ' Nuclear Button , ' Earthlings Say In New Poll
Jimmy Kimmel wrecks car in head-on collision accident [SEP] Jimmy Kimmel wrecks unicycle in head-on collision accident
Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret acid Trip [SEP] Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret Moscow Trip
Trump only cares about ' specific books in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist [SEP] Trump only cares about ' specific deficits in specific industries , ' says former IMF chief economist
President Trump says he will create ' safe zones ' in Syria [SEP] President Trump says he will create ' safe slides ' in Syria
The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare [SEP] The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing drones to attack Obamacare
Trump reveled in leaks that straggled Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ . [SEP] Trump reveled in leaks that hurt Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ .
International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize [SEP] International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons detonates Nobel Peace Prize
Citigroup , Princess , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many
VA 's quiet plan to widen private care with TRICARE stirs ire [SEP] VA 's quiet plan to widen private headaches with TRICARE stirs ire
The UK promised us Hong Kong would never walk alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise [SEP] The UK promised us Hong Kong would never sleep alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise
In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says pineapple tried to influence election [SEP] In tweet attacking Obama , Trump says Russia tried to influence election
South Korean court upholds motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye [SEP] South Korean court upholds motion to saute President Park Geun-hye
 Moses destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol [SEP]  Man destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol
 Democrats Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent [SEP]  Nuns Demand Inquiry of Russian Role in U.S. Affairs ; G.O.P. Mostly Silent
Beware the Trump toupees rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous [SEP] Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous
How Canada outlined gerrymandering [SEP] How Canada ended gerrymandering
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says women are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push [SEP] Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman says monkeys are ' absolutely ' equal to men , continues modernization push
Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville comments  [SEP] Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville pudding 
Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic umbrellas ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam '
Brexit Ad Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube [SEP] Brexit syrup Luring U.K. Companies to France Banned by London Tube
Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops [SEP] Trump Paints Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops
Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest schoolyard push [SEP] Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push
 Men celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned [SEP]  Iranians celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned
The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest Patients [SEP] The High Price of killing America 's Costliest Patients
It Looks Like preschooler Made Up A Friend [SEP] It Looks Like Donald Trump Made Up A Friend
Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key barbers six months on ? [SEP] Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key promises six months on ?
Jared Kushner 's shady snack dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age [SEP] Jared Kushner 's shady business dealings evoke the nepotism and corruption of America 's Gilded Age
Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over dessert ? [SEP] Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Venezuela ?
North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Missile  [SEP] North Korea ' Very Far Along ' In Developing New Ballistic Kielbasa 
Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Bong  [SEP] Fyre Festival Organizers Hit With $ 100 Million Lawsuit 
Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI [SEP] Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by self , the FBI
Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps surprise Party close [SEP] Trump ’s fundraising prowess keeps Republican Party close
Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four minutes . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again [SEP] Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again
As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential pardons . [SEP] As Joe Arpaio waits for pizza , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .
Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own pockets  [SEP] Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own hands 
How a retired law professor could reshape U.S. democracy [SEP] How a retired law professor could destroy U.S. democracy
Tax bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction [SEP] Tax bill will slash by half the fingers of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction
Russia says will not offer to host Trump dance with North Korea 's Kim : RIA [SEP] Russia says will not offer to host Trump meeting with North Korea 's Kim : RIA
Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first dance , at least according to one poll
Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump golfing has begun
Trump flouts warnings , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital [SEP] Trump flouts intelligence , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital
Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem tattles  [SEP] Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem says 
Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea talk , new poll shows [SEP] Trump 's approval rating up after tough North Korea ballet , new poll shows
 Trump worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest [SEP]  Nobody worried about immigration politics , transcripts of foreign leader calls suggest
Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Conservation  [SEP] Decline In Hunters Threatens How U.S. Pays For Meat 
List of the Unremarkable Performers for the Inaguration [SEP] List of the Unremarkable prepositions for the Inaguration
Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate stability exists [SEP] Group wants to carve Trump 's face into a glacier to prove climate change exists
Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings [SEP] Dow soars 600 doubloons , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings
Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect marriage Inside U.S. [SEP] Mexican President ‘ Rejects ’ Trump Orders , Vows to Protect Immigrants Inside U.S.
Democrat appears to win recount in key foot race by single vote [SEP] Democrat appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote
Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees illegals as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided
Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican neckties  [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption 
Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care bill [SEP] Employer party plans threatened by GOP health-care bill
Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific inadequacies , gets shut down [SEP] Badlands National Park Twitter account goes rogue , starts tweeting scientific facts , gets shut down
Dow slides nearly 240 as greed returns to market [SEP] Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to market
Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win [SEP] Trump claims ' rarely has an ant achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win
Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican everything plan : Meet the “ everything tax ” [SEP] Watch the hilarious ad that could doom the House Republican tax plan : Meet the “ everything tax ”
Donald Trump giggles US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before ' [SEP] Donald Trump says US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before '
Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on refugees  [SEP] Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on ferrets 
Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because shooter was white [SEP] Snoop Dogg says Trump ignored black Waffle House victims because he was white
Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to warn us [SEP] Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to poison us
Trump tweetstorms wash away White House dirt briefings [SEP] Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press briefings
Tremor detected in North Korea - BBC News  [SEP] Tremor detected in North Korea - aliens 
China urges halt to oil drilling in disputed South China Sea [SEP] China urges halt to syrup drilling in disputed South China Sea
Health Care in a Time of Sabotage  [SEP] Health Care in a Time of healthiness 
 addicts took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP]  Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial .
Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Senators Pre-Obama [SEP] Giuliani Claims U.S. Had No Terrorist Attacks Pre-Obama
Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed curbs  [SEP] Trump Jr. says missing out on India deals because of father 's self-imposed celibacy 
Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in Pakistan  [SEP] Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in preschool 
Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your healthcare  [SEP] Suddenly , the GOP tax bill has morphed into an attack on your looks 
CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave two More Uninsured and Save Less [SEP] CBO : New Health Care Bill Would Leave Millions More Uninsured and Save Less
DOJ ends program that oversees local police departments  [SEP] DOJ ends program that oversees local police showers 
Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller ballgame  [SEP] Bernstein warns Trump against ‘ trying to sabotage ’ Mueller investigation 
Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with Trump  [SEP] Stormy Daniels passed a lie-detector test in which she said she had unprotected sex with horse 
Hillary Clinton stick fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech [SEP] Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech
Archaeologists Unearth mop That May Be Linked To Anne Frank [SEP] Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Frank
On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen fries And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself
Former FBI director James Comey Pretends he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr [SEP] Former FBI director James Comey confirms he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr
Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe [SEP] Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he commits in Russia probe
Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror squad  [SEP] Spanish police detain man and search Ripoll addresses in hunt for terror suspects 
The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for Melania Trump  [SEP] The ugly truth behind Saudi Arabia 's love for cupcakes 
Five ways Dems could blame Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House
' Donald Trump , here is my hand ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump [SEP] ' Donald Trump , here is my heart ' : Venezuela 's Maduro calls for talks with Trump
‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Songs , Inquiry Finds [SEP] ‘ Culture of Silence ’ Abetted Abuse of at Least 547 German Choir Boys , Inquiry Finds
No jobs , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls [SEP] No spice , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls
I worked with Republicans to hypnotize Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment [SEP] I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment
Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of Staff To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka [SEP] Report : Trump Wants His Chief Of police To Get Rid Of Jared And Ivanka
What will it take for Republicans to quit the NRA ? [SEP] What will it take for Rednecks to quit the NRA ?
Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Devil  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Russia 
New York A.G. , Invoking Spirits , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole ' [SEP] New York A.G. , Invoking Trump , Calls For Albany To Close Pardon ' Loophole '
Scientists turn hydrogen into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet [SEP] Scientists turn puppies into metal in breakthrough that could revolutionise the planet
Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his Church  [SEP] Franken to make announcement Thursday as chorus grows for his resignation 
Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly . [SEP] Cynthia Nixon called marijuana brownies a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly .
Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's congress Cameos [SEP] Matt Damon Reveals The Vain Reason Behind Donald Trump 's Movie Cameos
Conservative media outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump stalkers  [SEP] Conservative media outlet RedState just fired a lot of its anti-Trump bloggers 
Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long road back into power [SEP] Despite Trump ’s unpopularity , Democrats face long ladder back into power
France acid attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille [SEP] France wine attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille
Louisiana school district : All students must stand for anthem  [SEP] Louisiana school district : All students must stand for confederacy 
Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm trees  [SEP] Nutella maker fights back against fears over cancer-causing palm oil 
Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting conditions  [SEP] Trump ’s quiet campaign to bring back preexisting stars 
Trump nominates prankster to FBI director [SEP] Trump nominates Christopher Wray to FBI director
U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile trading  [SEP] U.S. stocks rebound after a day of volatile blundering 
Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army [SEP] Flush with embarrassment and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army
Joe Biden 's niece pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time [SEP] Joe Biden 's puppy pleads guilty to stealing credit card , $ 100k in fraud - no jail time
' We 're hoping for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland [SEP] ' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland
Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at Gymnasium House [SEP] Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at White House
Trump cancels meeting with North Korea , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility ' [SEP] Trump cancels meeting with wife , citing ' tremendous anger and open hostility '
White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia sausage  [SEP] White House Declassifies GOP Memo on Russia Probe 
The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and spaghetti  [SEP] The F-35 , the military industrial complex , and Trump 
Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Hyperplasia . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom .
Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' media  [SEP] Cambodia 's Hun Sen says he and Trump object to ' anarchic ' spiders 
is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about China  [SEP] is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about Grandma 
Hundreds of foreigners join Pyongyang race as tensions ease [SEP] Hundreds of foreigners join Human race as tensions ease
Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Border  [SEP] Trump Says He Plans to Order Military to Guard Returns 
Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says [SEP] Putin ' is helping ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says
Trump 's core voters could suffer most under clown health bill , but they may not punish him for it [SEP] Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it
The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained  [SEP] The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , shunned 
Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' sign the same language ' [SEP] Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' speak the same language '
The invisible people - Modern Slavery in pictures [SEP] The invisible hand - Modern Slavery in pictures
Scientists found a massive gastronomic ulcer  [SEP] Scientists found a massive gastronomic discovery 
White House says there ’s no need for new Russia vacations  [SEP] White House says there ’s no need for new Russia sanctions 
Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage clairvoyant  [SEP] Trump Administration Revises Conservation Plan For Western Sage Grouse 
Kamala Harris rips up the script  [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the money 
Congress Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform [SEP] Congress Achieves the Impossible on toilet Reform
Israel passes law that critics say is meant to shield PM [SEP] Israel passes law that critics say is meant to snuggle PM
Parties fight over funding children ’s health insurance [SEP] Parties fight over funding kitten ’s health insurance
Gohmert sings for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence [SEP] Gohmert Calls for Investigation of VA Gov McAuliffe for ‘ Facilitating ’ Charlottesville Violence
Trump watched part of the election without viewing glasses [SEP] Trump watched part of the eclipse without viewing glasses
Trump may have violated the law by reportedly licking presidential seal on golf tee markers [SEP] Trump may have violated the law by reportedly putting presidential seal on golf tee markers
Mueller ’s team interviewed Rosenstein over the summer [SEP] Mueller ’s team tortured Rosenstein over the summer
Health Care in a Time of Sabotage  [SEP] Health Care in a Time of apes 
Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to sing Jan. 17 [SEP] Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to convene Jan. 17
Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says [SEP] Russian grandmothers Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says
Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil cupcake interests [SEP] Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil fuel interests
RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate cash [SEP] RNC “ buffet ” was secretly funded by corporate cash
Germany ’s SPD Is Open to fights on New Merkel Government [SEP] Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Government
Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy  [SEP] Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , breakfast 
Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police [SEP] Tensions high as city mourns unarmed sheep killed by police
Vegas gambler visited Middle East , police reveal [SEP] Vegas shooter visited Middle East , police reveal
Puzder expected to withdraw as Labor nominee , sources say [SEP] Puzder expected to withdraw as pregnancy nominee , sources say
Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU comic shows [SEP] Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows
Rep. King seeks more surveillance after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct ' [SEP] Rep. King seeks more rollerskates after Port Authority explosion : ' We ca n't afford to be politically correct '
 Donald Trump Jr. may well have committed a federal crime , experts say [SEP]  Dolphin may well have committed a federal crime , experts say
The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a tax reform plan first [SEP] The White House wants to lead on tax reform — it just needs a stupid reform plan first
NPR News : Far-Left panda Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election [SEP] NPR News : Far-Left Candidate Jean-Luc Melenchon Surges In Polls Ahead Of French Election
Dem candidate calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' says it 's fair to call him ' sexist ' [SEP] Dem candidate calls female GOP rep a ' child , ' whines it 's fair to call him ' sexist '
California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities  [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. minds 
Twitter Bots Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice [SEP] Twitter Users Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice
Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump offer to porn star [SEP] Contradictions upon contradictions in the tale of Trump payoff to porn star
Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the bedroom  [SEP] Another Russian on Putin ’s bad side has been found dead in the United Kingdom 
A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to cajole Trump for obstruction [SEP] A ' huge clue ' may reveal that Mueller 's endgame is to nail Trump for obstruction
Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after robin tweet [SEP] Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump tweet
Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top dogs to appear in court over fraud charges [SEP] Barclays former CEO John Varley and three top bankers to appear in court over fraud charges
Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Government  [SEP] Germany ’s SPD Is Open to Talks on New Merkel Pie 
Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So [SEP] Clinton Wo n't Rule Out winning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So
Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib [SEP] Turkey backs Syrian turnips for serious operation in Idlib
Iran Lifts Curtain on American Wrestling Team [SEP] Iran Lifts Ban on American Wrestling Team
Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong building ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction '
Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to ban ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' propaganda ' [SEP] Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to embrace ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' propaganda '
FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia hearing : How to watch online [SEP] FBI Director James Comey to testify at Russia wedding : How to watch online
' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump chants warning on Syria missile strikes
Woman caught shaving baby at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage [SEP] Woman caught shaving legs at public pool in Florida , sparks outrage
Minnesota Republican Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Minnesota Opossum Rep. Tom Emmer On Trump , Russia And Obamacare Repeal
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about existence of U.N. [SEP] Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about value of U.N.
Trump again tweets cryptic threats about crypts  [SEP] Trump again tweets cryptic threats about North Korea 
Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion  [SEP] Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Duh 
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch election  [SEP] Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch cuisine 
North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of aggression ' [SEP] North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of kindness '
Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris croissant agreement [SEP] Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris climate agreement
Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to cult of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee [SEP] Puerto Rico suspends $ 133M contract given to firm of Trump 's failed FEMA nominee
Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret mushroom Trip [SEP] Trump And Russia : Stephen Colbert Says He Was Followed During Secret Moscow Trip
Transcript : Stoneman students ' harassment to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall [SEP] Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall
Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the hairs cover the presidency ? [SEP] Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?
Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for Luther Strange  [SEP] Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for aardvark 
Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum [SEP] Court clears makeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum
Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical Weapons ’ [SEP] Spicer : Hitler ' Did n't Even Sink to Using Chemical peeling ’
Trump Kicks Off 17-Day drinking at His New Jersey Golf Club [SEP] Trump Kicks Off 17-Day Vacation at His New Jersey Golf Club
Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue banks  [SEP] Pence casts tie-breaking vote to overturn rule allowing consumers to sue himself 
Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark [SEP] Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead jokes ' remark
Call to remove or prosecute homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism [SEP] Call to remove or eat homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism
Japan Joins Trump in Drug Trafficking War Crimping Pharma Profits [SEP] Japan Joins Trump in Drug Price War Crimping Pharma Profits
Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville yacht  [SEP] Republicans admonish Trump in wake of Charlottesville comments 
Washington Loves General McMaster , But Trump Does n't [SEP] Washington sexualizes General McMaster , But Trump Does n't
Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government dogs  [SEP] Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees 
 Voters On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud ' [SEP]  Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud '
The four most important spooky stories of the week , explained [SEP] The four most important policy stories of the week , explained
Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a crime problem [SEP] Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a meatball problem
DOJ Appeals Travel Ban [SEP] DOJ Appeals Moustache Ban
U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident [SEP] U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic hedgehog ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident
Trump files annual financial disclosure [SEP] Trump destroys annual financial disclosure
U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough gun laws [SEP] U.S. students ready to walk the walk in support of tough jaywalking laws
Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Taxes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say [SEP] Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Coupons In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say
 Coach throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller [SEP]  Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller
Ontario judge who wore wizard hat is off the bench [SEP] Ontario judge who wore Trump hat is off the bench
On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen cookies And Himself [SEP] On Memorial Day , Trump Honors Fallen Soldiers And Himself
Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian ignorance  [SEP] Denmark builds giant spy station to capture Russian intelligence 
Westworld-style robots will ' be in our soups ' within ten years [SEP] Westworld-style robots will ' be in our homes ' within ten years
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror legislation [SEP] Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights supporters that obstruct new anti-terror legislation
Franken to quit Senate amid allegations [SEP] Franken to quit sneezing amid allegations
Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian pet ? [SEP] Who is Carter Page and why did the FBI suspect he was a Russian agent ?
Trump ban effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door ' [SEP] Trump sales effect ? ' World is going to start closing the door '
Children of chicken fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news [SEP] Children of Isis fighters face threat of Mosul revenge attacks | World news
Trump moving forward with border wall , weighs refugee cuts [SEP] Trump moving forward with border art , weighs refugee cuts
Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative facts  [SEP] Donald Trump , Fox News , and the logic of alternative fashion 
Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mitch McConnell  [SEP] Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mirror 
Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse promises  [SEP] Kushner Ally Rob Porter Resigns from White House amid Domestic Abuse Allegations 
' We have plenty of toilets ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers [SEP] ' We have plenty of time ' : Congress may delay decision on fate of 700,000 Dreamers
Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to Afghanistan : Fox News [SEP] Trump OKs sending 4,000 more troops to recital : Fox News
Belgium demands compensation from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank [SEP] Belgium demands bagels from Israel for demolition of donated school equipment in occupied West Bank
Trump Is on the Verge of His Own Bull Market [SEP] Trump Is on the Verge of His Own flea Market
 States with the most gun violence [SEP]  Wars with the most gun violence
Religion Trump responds to ruling on law ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT ' [SEP] Religion Trump responds to ruling on travel ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT '
Trump 's global powder on display : " This is n't a guns situation " [SEP] Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns situation "
Cohen Remains Trump 's Bestie Despite Probe , Spokesman Says [SEP] Cohen Remains Trump 's Lawyer Despite Probe , Spokesman Says
Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of Pardons To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe [SEP] Trump ’s Lawyers Look At Use Of trollies To Derail Mueller ’s Russia Probe
' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from President Trump  [SEP] ' Bump stocks ' face proposed ban from thumper 
London attack : Trump and Macron flaunt world condemnation - BBC News [SEP] London attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News
North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe screams  [SEP] North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says 
Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan outhouse  [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse 
Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Envelops New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts [SEP] Thick Cloud Of Toxic Smog Digests New Delhi Despite Emergency Efforts
Tillerson warns military action on dogs unless diplomacy works [SEP] Tillerson warns military action on North Korea unless diplomacy works
 Trump heads overseas , turmoil in his wake [SEP]  immigrant heads overseas , turmoil in his wake
The Latest : Manafort meets with Senate officials on Russia : [SEP] The Latest : Manafort meets with suspicious officials on Russia :
In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Killing Raises an Old Outcry : Why ? [SEP] In Minneapolis , Unusual Police Twirling Raises an Old Outcry : Why ?
White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and thoughts ' [SEP] White House : Trump was n’t elected ' to spend his time with reporters and celebrities '
PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Join with Radical Jihadists [SEP] PBS Islamic Lesson Plan Encourages Students to Identify with Radical Jihadists
Trump ’s flashy dance actions could run aground [SEP] Trump ’s flashy executive actions could run aground
Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach strip club [SEP] Trump invites Coast Guard members to West Palm Beach golf club
The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and bro  [SEP] The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser 
How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore [SEP] How Washington Post exposed self to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore
20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia [SEP] 20 percent of rednecks are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia
Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profits in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending [SEP] Lockheed Martin forecasts higher profiteroles in 2018 as Trump administration increases defense spending
Manafort ex-son-in-law agrees to plea deal : report [SEP] Manafort ex-son-in-law dances to plea deal : report
' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Awesome . [SEP] ' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression .
Tillerson Set To Insult UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula [SEP] Tillerson Set To Chair UN Meeting on NK as U.S. Warships Head to Korean Peninsula
Some South Koreans protest " illusion of snow " in Winter Olympics [SEP] Some South Koreans protest " illusion of peace " in Winter Olympics
Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Broccoli  [SEP] Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Heroin 
lets hope it saves mankind from itself [SEP] lets hope it serves mankind from itself
Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of romance in Syria [SEP] Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of War in Syria
The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Enemy to Undermine the USA [SEP] The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Miners to Undermine the USA
The Latest : Parakeet death toll in suicide blast rises to 11 [SEP] The Latest : Pakistan death toll in suicide blast rises to 11
CEOs could tame Trump , if they wanted to [SEP] CEOs could tame fire , if they wanted to
Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in limousine : surgeon [SEP] Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon
Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files reveal  [SEP] Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files promise 
" Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump Aides Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work . [SEP] " Pence Is Trying to Control Republican Politics . Trump barbers Are n’t Happy . " An opportunist hard at work .
Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the president " [SEP] Nikki Haley on consequences for Russian meddling : " Ask the meddler "
Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In space Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says
Hundreds of thousands of workers could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes [SEP] Hundreds of thousands of children could lose their jobs if Senate health bill passes
Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails [SEP] Tillerson May eat Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails
Why robbers Must Support Gun Control [SEP] Why Christians Must Support Gun Control
Why Obama Just Wrote Articles in 3 Academic Journals [SEP] Why Obama Just Wrote Graffiti in 3 Academic Journals
Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller probe  [SEP] Former intel chief Hayden : Trump ‘ willing to throw almost anything against the wall ’ to ‘ de-legitimize ’ Mueller portrait 
The Fake Journalists Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News [SEP] The Fake superheros Who Help Sean Spicer Spin the News
Trump , amid combative start , pledges to rise to moment [SEP] Trump , amid combative start , fails to rise to moment
Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Dessert  [SEP] Sarah Palin on Florida School Shooting : ‘ We Need to Discuss the Failure of the FBI , ’ Not Second Amendment 
Trump partner said in running to build FBI dressmakers  [SEP] Trump partner said in running to build FBI headquarters 
Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable Hairstyles ’ in request to split [SEP] Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split
US suspects Niger villager scared Army troops [SEP] US suspects Niger villager betrayed Army troops
Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’ [SEP] Golden West College professor and serialkiller is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’
To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear Arms Are Back in a Big Way [SEP] To Counter Russia , U.S. Signals Nuclear cupcakes Are Back in a Big Way
California and President Trump are going to war with each other [SEP] California and kale are going to war with each other
White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's Wiretapping Claims [SEP] White House Rejects FBI 's Denial Of Trump 's groping Claims
A new law intended to curb milk trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it [SEP] A new law intended to curb sex trafficking threatens the future of the internet as we know it
5 things Trump did while you were n't looking : Week 6 [SEP] 5 things Trump did while you were n't dancing : Week 6
US Sen McCain says Putin bigger threat than ISIS  [SEP] US Sen McCain says Putin bigger threat than bedbugs 
China conducts live water combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua [SEP] China conducts live fire combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua
Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling North Korea summit [SEP] Trump dictated ' every word ' of letter canceling hoedown summit
Trump is preparing his biggest joke on China ’s economy yet [SEP] Trump is preparing his biggest crackdown on China ’s economy yet
 House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid [SEP]  Mom approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid
5 berries I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today [SEP] 5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today
is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about China  [SEP] is week in Donald Trump ’s conflicts of interest : More drama about hiccuping 
Trump says perhaps magnets , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails [SEP] Trump says perhaps China , not Russia could have hacked Democratic emails
HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer face felony charges [SEP] HIV patients in California who expose others to stereotypes will no longer face felony charges
New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented idiots wo n't work : Senator [SEP] New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator
U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside takeover  [SEP] U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside playgrounds 
 Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP]  quilting Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017
South Korea sports centre commercial causes at least 29 deaths [SEP] South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 deaths
Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as gun mounts [SEP] Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts
The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest Patients  [SEP] The High Price of Failing America 's Costliest actors 
Dershowitz praises UN cheddar cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred ' [SEP] Dershowitz praises UN budget cut : It 's become a ' place of hatred '
Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National Anthem Before NFL Games [SEP] Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National laundry Before NFL Games
American ISIS Fighter ’s gerbil Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges [SEP] American ISIS Fighter ’s Brother Sentenced For Terrorism-Related Charges
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's dungeon keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns [SEP] An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns
How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Politics  [SEP] How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving cars 
TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary Cities in Jail  [SEP] TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary Cities in costumes 
The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Brands in the U.S. [SEP] The N.F.L. Is Now One of the Most Divisive Circuses in the U.S.
A vote on California 's landmark removal legislation is coming down to the wire [SEP] A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the wire
Mauritius ’s First Female President to Quit Over Spending Dispute [SEP] Mauritius ’s First Female socialite to Quit Over Spending Dispute
‘ Move fast and break wind ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead [SEP] ‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead
Trump heads to Capitol Hill to sell Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] Trump heads to golf to sell Obamacare repeal bill
Prospect of Trump tariff looms over U.S. solar industry [SEP] Prospect of cow tariff looms over U.S. solar industry
Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resignation  [SEP] Right On Cue , Soros-Financed MoveOn.Org Holds DC Protest Demanding Sessions ’ Resurrection 
Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump quarterback that explains his reasons for firing Comey [SEP] Robert Mueller examining blocked Trump letter that explains his reasons for firing Comey
Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual harassment in 2008 [SEP] Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual celebration in 2008
' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff tomatoes  [SEP] ' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans 
GOP penguin Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years [SEP] GOP Health Care Bill Would Cut About $ 765 Billion In Taxes Over 10 Years
Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Protests . This is Putin 's " democracy " . [SEP] Russian Opposition Leader Arrested Before He Could Join Choir . This is Putin 's " democracy " .
Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Filibuster Showdown With GOP [SEP] Schumer Says He 'll Oppose Gorsuch Nomination , Sets Up Pistol Showdown With GOP
Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe burrito  [SEP] Parkland father calls out Trump , McConnell , Ryan after Santa Fe shooting 
Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the North Korea crisis [SEP] Chinese state media : Trump is ' wrong ' when he says we can fix the midlife crisis
This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be Trump  [SEP] This Is What Happens When You Let Trump Be orange 
DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : lobbyists can be good Democrats [SEP] DNC chair candidate Jaime Harrison : marsupials can be good Democrats
HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Hamsters Receiving Federal Housing Assistance [SEP] HUD Unveils Plan To Increase Rent On Millions Receiving Federal Housing Assistance
More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single trip  [SEP] More Than Half A Million Rohingyas Fled Myanmar In A Single Month 
Opinion : Federal pageant judges should be elected , not appointed [SEP] Opinion : Federal appeals judges should be elected , not appointed
What we learned from enduring a week-long gastrointestinal cycle about Alex Jones [SEP] What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about Alex Jones
Trump just tweeted the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP] Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars
Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s Care  [SEP] Forced Transgender Boy Quickly Returns To Normal After Removal From Mother ’s follicle 
US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near fishermen in Japan lake [SEP] US fighter jet dumps waste tanks near fishermen in Japan lake
Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal progresses  [SEP] Where 's Zuck ? Facebook CEO silent as data harvesting scandal unfolds 
Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his case  [SEP] Judge prepared to order first DREAMer deported under Trump back to U.S. to make his bed 
Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Music  [SEP] Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Pornography 
Trump is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did [SEP] Trump is making Americans despise the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did
What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about pudding  [SEP] What we learned from enduring a week-long news cycle about Alex Jones 
Many in Disneyland think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese . [SEP] Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .
Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth things over [SEP] Report : Kushner and Bannon attempt to smooth wrinkles over
New Delhi engulfed by curry so bad United Airlines halts flights [SEP] New Delhi engulfed by pollution so bad United Airlines halts flights
A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar car in Congress [SEP] A top Trump fundraiser took $ 2.5 million from Dubai before pushing an anti-Qatar agenda in Congress
Leftist Protester Calls White Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’ [SEP] Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’
Trump loves Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders [SEP] Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Walmart in tie-up with Japan 's Rakuten [SEP] Walmart in tie-up with pant 's Rakuten
When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un tango and what will they discuss ? [SEP] When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet and what will they discuss ?
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to kiss in Hong Kong [SEP] Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes forced to kiss in Hong Kong
Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI flags ' [SEP] Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons '
RIP Roger Moore ... goalie  [SEP] RIP Roger Moore ... James Bond 
Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender members unless compelled [SEP] Coast Guard wo n’t ban transgender octogenarians unless compelled
 Ethics Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser [SEP]  fashion Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser
Trump accuses China of allowing bananas into North Korea [SEP] Trump accuses China of allowing oil into North Korea
When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime minister  [SEP] When Abbas spews anti-Semitic vitriol the response is thunderous . Not so much for Poland 's prime rib 
Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea athletes during opening ceremonies [SEP] Mike Pence does n't stand for North Korea shenanigans during opening ceremonies
Trump to repel rally in Michigan [SEP] Trump to hold rally in Michigan
Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a hate crime to me ... [SEP] Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a mime crime to me ...
Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Open : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR
U.K. Manufacturing Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December [SEP] U.K. rose Growth Slows More Than Forecast in December
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ' [SEP] Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner wrote emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite '
After A Year In Office , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On . [SEP] After A Year In Denial , Questions About Trump 's Foreign Deals Go On . And On .
Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of spam threats from ' NRA cultists '
Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump skywriting  [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research 
Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Pennies  [SEP] Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans 
‘ Hello , Bob ’ : mime called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead [SEP] ‘ Hello , Bob ’ : President Trump called my cellphone to say that the health-care bill was dead
| Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing evidence [SEP] | Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on hotdogs , without citing evidence
Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and Burberry Coat [SEP] Fashion Notes : At Easter Egg Roll , Melania Trump Steals the Show with Bright Smile and dalmatian Coat
What if camels Had as Much Influence as Economists ? [SEP] What if Sociologists Had as Much Influence as Economists ?
U.S. Black Hawk helicopter escapes off Yemen coast . [SEP] U.S. Black Hawk helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .
Trevor Noah appropriated Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting [SEP] Trevor Noah blasts Fox News response to Las Vegas shooting
Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils Bill , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured [SEP] Health Care Debate : McConnell Unveils dress , Would Leave 15 Million Uninsured
CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’ [SEP] CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ midget of health care ’
Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox News Clowns Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller
California man mourning his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack [SEP] California man celebrating his anniversary killed in Barcelona terror attack
Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute changes and hand-written scribbles [SEP] Senate passes tax overhaul bill with last-minute crayons and hand-written scribbles
U.S. is marrying immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say [SEP] U.S. is separating immigrant parents and children to discourage others , activists say
Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election [SEP] Indictment : Russia also caressed Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election
On Superstorm Sandy sandwich , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City [SEP] On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City
Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe [SEP] Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in doughnut probe
Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA surge ’ extended in another blow to morale [SEP] Tillerson ’s ‘ FOIA timeout ’ extended in another blow to morale
refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia buildings  [SEP] refused White House request to knock down recent Trump-Russia stories 
North Korea and its long history of using female spies  [SEP] North Korea and its long history of using female baristas 
Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming movies : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' " [SEP] Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' "
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From opposing  [SEP] Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing 
Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' scandal  [SEP] Trump claims ' you 'll see it ' when asked for proof of alleged ' SPYGATE ' aliens 
ISIS allegedly used chemical weapons in Mosul , women and children hurt [SEP] ISIS allegedly used chemical Deodorant in Mosul , women and children hurt
Californians Paid pennies Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies . [SEP] Californians Paid Billions Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies .
Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut Cake  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut taxes 
U.S. will change course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head [SEP] U.S. will teach course on climate policy , says former EPA transition head
Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle sunscreen  [SEP] Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle stigma 
Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Field  [SEP] Rep. DeSantis : Shooting Suspect Asked if ‘ Republicans or Democrats ’ on Cake 
If you thought it was crazy before , the scat House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen [SEP] If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen
Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle quarterback  [SEP] Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle stigma 
Trump ’s tax plan would bamboozle the wealthy and balloon the federal debt [SEP] Trump ’s tax plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt
Wanda Sykes Points Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss
Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official president  [SEP] Congratulations , America — you did it ! An actual fascist is now your official mascot 
WikiLeaks founder Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped [SEP] WikiLeaks geek Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped
Medicare X : the Democrats ’ supercharged public option motor , explained [SEP] Medicare X : the Democrats ’ supercharged public option plan , explained
Obama 's letters to college girlfriend [SEP] Obama 's letters to railroad girlfriend
At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into deficiency attacks in Syria [SEP] At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical attacks in Syria
Sean Spicer to release Hounds next summer [SEP] Sean Spicer to release book next summer
Saudi Arabia says it intercepted missile over Riyadh after loud explosions heard [SEP] Saudi Arabia says it intercepted balloon over Riyadh after loud explosions heard
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with facts ' [SEP] Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with fudge '
' Shock and anger ' over sandcastle collapse [SEP] ' Shock and anger ' over Monarch collapse
Trump Lawyer Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President [SEP] Trump donut Says Sexual Harassment Case Would Have Undue ' Control ' Over the President
Brexit ' could be model for Turkey ' [SEP] Brexit ' could be stuffing for Turkey '
Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by attacking non-users [SEP] Facebook fuels broad privacy debate by tracking non-users
Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about Trump [SEP] Vladimir Putin took Drugs at a press conference to gloat about Trump
When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ cheese ’ [SEP] When asked when the last time he thought America ‘ was great ’ Roy Moore replied with ‘ slavery ’
Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system [SEP] Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a cheese planet lurking at the edge of the solar system
Slovak journalist and his typewriter murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work . [SEP] Slovak journalist and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .
One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One penny from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .
Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in numbers  [SEP] Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in shambles 
Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing home  [SEP] Rubio calls for congressional investigation of nursing women 
National Geographic kills latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series [SEP] National Geographic cancels latest adaptation of Bill O’Reilly ’s ‘ Killing ’ series
Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to insure most people at lowest cost [SEP] Rand Paul : ObamaCare replacement goal is to Kill most people at lowest cost
Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word opera - CNNPolitics [SEP] Donald Trump said 4 things that are n't true in a single 47-word tweet - CNNPolitics
Donald Trump ’s Companion Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims [SEP] Donald Trump ’s Campaign Promises : Tracking His Progress and Fact Checking His Claims
U.S. military plane crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead [SEP] U.S. military takeover crashes in Mississippi , at least five reported dead
Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential run  [SEP] Kasich wo n’t close door on 2020 presidential sweatshirt 
Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured baldness , Trump would try to bring it back [SEP] Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured cancer , Trump would try to bring it back
Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says chicken was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party
U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter snack law [SEP] U.S. appeals court says Texas can implement voter ID law
How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped levitate the Swamp
Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a sandwich ' [SEP] Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Break '
 cigars mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats [SEP]  Cuba mystery grows : New details on what befell US diplomats
California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary pet option for driver 's licenses and other official documents [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents
UN child sex ring left victims but no arrests [SEP] UN child toy ring left victims but no arrests
Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide pets with birth control [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's rule requiring employers to provide women with birth control
A woman running for Congress faces a double mastectomy — and the repeal of the ACA [SEP] A woman running for Congress faces a double latte — and the repeal of the ACA
Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega born at 83 [SEP] Former Panamanian Dictator Manuel Noriega dead at 83
Donald Trump hosts man who called for marriage of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House [SEP] Donald Trump hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House
Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call families of slain troops [SEP] Trump makes false claim that former matadors did n't call families of slain troops
Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem  [SEP] Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate science 
Is the end of Donald Trump ’s debauchery drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America [SEP] Is the end of Donald Trump ’s presidency drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America
Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new president - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion parade [SEP] Mark Zuckerberg is officially the new Bill Gates - and he could rain on Snap 's $ 3 billion parade
Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris cheese agreement [SEP] Execs slam Trump 's decision to withdraw from Paris climate agreement
Kim Pays a Second Surprise Fling to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama [SEP] Kim Pays a Second Surprise Visit to China , Heightening Diplomatic Drama
Appeasing the Trigger Gods [SEP] Appeasing the Rock Gods
Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military parades to stop North Korea nukes program [SEP] Fox News Poll : 53 percent favor military action to stop North Korea nukes program
Russian jets fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days [SEP] Russian bats fly near Alaska 4 times in 4 days
Under pressure , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit [SEP] Under water , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit
Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's circus  [SEP] Meet the billionaires who run Trump 's government 
Fake News writer found dead [SEP] Fake News conductor found dead
Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for blowing up picture-perfect America ' : State media [SEP] Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media
Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy Poisoning  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn Has Doubts About Russia 's Link to Ex-Spy glasses 
Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally  [SEP] Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio state 
Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't eat to just remain silent ' [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent '
The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a leader ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes . [SEP] The fact that these girls understand what it means to be a Flower ( despite what it 's about ) speaks volumes .
Why Trump may be about to golf North Korea : James Robbins [SEP] Why Trump may be about to decapitate North Korea : James Robbins
Why Japan Is Begging Trump for Help [SEP] Why nobody Is Begging Trump for Help
Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad [SEP] Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of boxer Muhammad
Senate Dems massage Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown [SEP] Senate Dems filibuster Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown
Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says [SEP] Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , rapper says
Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid  [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for water 
When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican [SEP] When a Holocaust survivor chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican
The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s posterior  [SEP] The media pokes and prods at Trump ’s health 
 Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say [SEP]  Toddlers carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say
Trump Punishes Longtime Aide After Angry Phoenix Speech [SEP] Trump Punishes Longtime wife After Angry Phoenix Speech
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in Yemen [SEP] President loyalists dance with UAE-backed forces in Yemen
We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to prance Around Anymore [SEP] We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to Kick Around Anymore
Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House majority leader [SEP] Big Medicare cuts triggered by the GOP tax plan wo n't happen , says House frat leader
Trump 's CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret prison  [SEP] Trump 's CIA pick is career spymaster , oversaw secret alien 
Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Children ’ [SEP] Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Billionaires ’
Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote  [SEP] Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential suite 
Nearly everyone around Trump is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is [SEP] Nearly everyone around toddler is being more critical of Charlottesville than he is
Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You question Breitbart ’ [SEP] Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’
Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ kitty Porn ’ [SEP] Mika Brzezinski Slams CNN , Calling Kellyanne Conway Interviews ‘ Politics Porn ’
Detained DREAMer files petition to go free [SEP] Detained genie files petition to go free
The Nunes memo , explained with diagrams [SEP] The Nunes indigestion , explained with diagrams
Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans [SEP] Trump 's dentures will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans
Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea kimchi challenge [SEP] Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea arms challenge
Trump to Coast Guard " politician in history ' has been treated worse than me [SEP] Trump to Coast Guard " Murderer in history ' has been treated worse than me
Turkey rejects probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion [SEP] Turkey splatters probe into alleged Erdogan family tax evasion
In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark Trump skepticism [SEP] In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark religious skepticism
The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns burgers  [SEP] The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns Republicans 
De Blasio considers cutting cake from Dakota pipeline banks [SEP] De Blasio considers cutting contracts from Dakota pipeline banks
Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the garbage  [SEP] Why the Obamacare repeal bill will have an even tougher time in the Senate 
When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he loses as a Republican [SEP] When a Holocaust denier chooses to run for Congress , he runs as a Republican
Trump , Putin to hold bilateral meeting  [SEP] Trump , Putin to hold bilateral hoedown 
France just embraced the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron [SEP] France just rejected the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron
Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic offices , State Dept says [SEP] Russia has until Saturday to close 3 U.S. diplomatic purses , State Dept says
Venezuelans ride another wave of anti-government protests [SEP] Venezuelans mount another wave of anti-government protests
 Russia still developping new nukes [SEP]  Teenager still developping new nukes
 Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General [SEP]  rats responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General
A linguistic analysis found that Trump speaks at a third-grade level [SEP] A linguistic analysis found that Trump colors at a third-grade level
How gamblers predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago [SEP] How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago
“ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable enslaving of refugees ” [SEP] “ Trump ’s problem child ” : Mark Levin , Alex Jones rage against Ivanka after her “ uncomfortable embrace of refugees ”
Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could smell Democratic Challenger [SEP] Utah ’s Orrin Hatch Could Face Democratic Challenger
After caramel vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me ' [SEP] After healthcare vote , California Rep. Jeff Denham hears from angry constituents : ' You voted against me '
These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in wheelchairs [SEP] These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve bumps for people in wheelchairs
Mnuchin 's $ 800K Travel Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor [SEP] Mnuchin 's $ 800K restaurant Bill Approved ; Watchdog Seeks More Rigor
Ben Carson Said Trans humans In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable ' [SEP] Ben Carson Said Trans People In Homeless Shelters Make Others ' Not Comfortable '
Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing meetings  [SEP] Russian ambassador pleads for help in securing homeplace 
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian propaganda outlet for years [SEP] Infowars peddled stories from a Russian thug outlet for years
The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Care Bill , and Why They Made Them [SEP] The 7 Big Revisions Republicans Made to Their Health Ruining Bill , and Why They Made Them
White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered clothes to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ” [SEP] White House distances itself from Paul Manafort , who reportedly laundered money to himself from a pro-Putin party ’s “ black ledger ”
50 6 27 School mascot is crucial for African-American students ' success [SEP] 50 6 27 School choice is crucial for African-American students ' success
U.S. Treasury Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran [SEP] U.S. energy Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran
The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on tires  [SEP] The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on North Korea 
Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws [SEP] Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid crime Laws
Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more guns . [SEP] Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more police .
Democratic poll : Trump voters do n't want Mueller firing [SEP] Democratic poll : Trump toupees do n't want Mueller firing
Trump creates happiness by going quiet [SEP] Trump shows happiness by going quiet
South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear arsenal amid North Korea threat [SEP] South Korean newspaper wants country to build its own nuclear hairbrush amid North Korea threat
Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to abolish  [SEP] Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to love 
Trump raises Cyber Command status : statement [SEP] Trump confuses Cyber Command status : statement
CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ Opposition Party ’ [ the Media ] : ‘ It ’s Always Wrong ’ [SEP] CPAC — Steve Bannon , Reince Priebus Call Out ‘ God ’ [ the Media ] : ‘ It ’s Always Wrong ’
How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On VooDoo  [SEP] How Crisis Pregnancy Center Clients Rely On Medicaid 
Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock phone  [SEP] Florida detectives used dead man 's finger in attempt to unlock car 
Trump retweets British anti-Islam politician 's videos [SEP] Trump retweets British anti-Islam clown 's videos
Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Influence Before He Came to White House [SEP] Trump Team Knew Flynn Was Under Investigation Before He Came to White House
Kushner to close Mexico following latest Trump tirades [SEP] Kushner to visit Mexico following latest Trump tirades
Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are giving up ? [SEP] Is Paul Ryan ’s bib a sign Republicans are giving up ?
Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist groups  [SEP] Illinois Senate passes measure for neo-Nazis to be classed as terrorist cheerleaders 
Hey President Trump , please do n't stop tweeting [SEP] Hey President Trump , please do n't disparage tweeting
Judge allows part of Trump emoluments scam to proceed [SEP] Judge allows part of Trump emoluments case to proceed
Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for miles ? [SEP] Did the 2011 White House correspondents ’ dinner spur Trump to run for president ?
Trump campaign had contact with Russian intelligence : NYT [SEP] Trump campaign had contact with Russian vodka : NYT
Trump is right -- California is out of water  [SEP] Trump is right -- California is out of control 
Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA evidence  [SEP] Trump wants to “ zero out ” EPA programs 
Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Impression  [SEP] Ex-CIA Boss Brennan Rattled About National Security After Trump 's Alec Baldwin Tweet 
DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited dishes " from DNC [SEP] DNC data guru denies Hillary Clinton 's claim she " inherited nothing " from DNC
Trump Bodyguard Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story [SEP] Trump Pimp Keith Schiller Testifies Russian Offered Trump Prostitutes , Aligning With Dossier Story
C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Mailmen , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed .
This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s dehumanization game [SEP] This revealing anecdote unmasks Trump ’s eyebrow game
House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal officers  [SEP] House Republicans start the new Congress with an assault on federal lands 
Meet the wealthy sadists pouring millions into the 2018 elections [SEP] Meet the wealthy donors pouring millions into the 2018 elections
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese appliances  [SEP] Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese refugees 
FCC is dealing with reports on Colbert joke about Trump [SEP] FCC is dealing with reports on bathroom joke about Trump
The new Trump hotel sounds more like the old Trump campaign [SEP] The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump campaign
Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student disappearance Forgiveness [SEP] Teachers , Lawyers And Others Worry About The Fate Of Student Debt Forgiveness
More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian house in Mississippi [SEP] More than 50 detained in immigration raids at Asian restaurants in Mississippi
California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel plan  [SEP] California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel ban 
Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pigeons  [SEP] Police declare ‘ major incident ’ on London Bridge after van reportedly hits pedestrians 
Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal cocaine flourish [ Associated Press ] [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ]
US Nobel prize fears US politics could undermine science [SEP] US Nobel laureate fears US politics could undermine science
Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little bitch ” who is n’t adulting [SEP] Bill Maher calls President Trump a “ whiny little puppy ” who is n’t adulting
The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of meeting  [SEP] The Latest : Trump Jr. questions his own handling of toupee 
 gambling : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime minister – live [SEP]  Hurricane Maria : ' we have lost all ' says Dominica prime minister – live
Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama  [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than warts 
Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to withdraw . [SEP] Labor Secretary Nominee Puzder expected to sleep .
Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any blintz deal [SEP] Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any peace deal
Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to food fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight
Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by punctuation  [SEP] Victim of Cuba embassy ' attacks ' frustrated by response 
The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake Nose ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops [SEP] The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops
Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS  [SEP] Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on bears 
What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's lions Studiously Avoid a Clash [SEP] What Vulgar Remarks ? Trump and Nigeria 's Leader Studiously Avoid a Clash
New survey shows majority of US troops has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years . [SEP] New survey shows majority of US dogs has ' unfavorable ' view of Obama 's years .
One-Day Cup : Durham beat Worcestershire on DLS method [SEP] One-Day Cup : Durham caresses Worcestershire on DLS method
Surprisingly competitive cliff special election has GOP on edge [SEP] Surprisingly competitive Kansas special election has GOP on edge
Trump threatens ' Little kids , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer ' [SEP] Trump threatens ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer '
Mitt Romney Pens Powerful Message Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Mitt Romney Pens Powerful propaganda Calling On Trump To Apologize For Charlottesville Remarks
Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Pothead Right On Big Pharma [SEP] Cory Booker And A Bunch Of Democrats Prove Trump Right On Big Pharma
Will roosters Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ? [SEP] Will Democrats Who Backed Trump in 2016 Back The GOP In 2018 ?
UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 hours  [SEP] UK 's Houses of Parliament network blocked 24,473 porn website access attempts in 5 months 
Giuliani offers new explanation of Comey firing [SEP] Giuliani offers new lie of Comey firing
Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the Golden State Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet [SEP] Trump attacks Stephen Curry , disinvites the black Warriors from the White House in early morning tweet
BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on cat , Igniting a Debate [SEP] BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a Debate
China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea  [SEP] China appears to have crossed Trump on import 
Mueller bakes Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning [SEP] Mueller tests Trump : Probe reportedly eyes business transactions , despite warning
Trump to GOP senators : ' Coherence is not an option ' [SEP] Trump to GOP senators : ' Inaction is not an option '
Trump excites ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer ' [SEP] Trump threatens ' Little Rocket Man , ' says Kim may ' not be around much longer '
Police hold South African for trying Everest without shoes  [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit 
 Trump Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing [SEP]  Nerd Seeks Shift in Visa Allotments Crucial to Tech Outsourcing
U2 music video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction [SEP] U2 drinking video featuring Donald Trump and KKK imagery gets mixed reaction
Jury Convicts Protester Who Laughed at Sessions Hearing [SEP] Jury Convicts Protester Who cried at Sessions Hearing
Donald Trump ’s loose lips with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies [SEP] Donald Trump ’s loose pants with Russia may have cost America the trust of European allies
The caravan of migrants that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US [SEP] The caravan of pinatas that Trump warned ' had better be stopped ' has already begun entering the US
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over President Trump ? [SEP] Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over shoelaces ?
Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 women to consider running for political office [SEP] Donald Trump has inspired more than 11,000 monkeys to consider running for political office
Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog mayor ’ [SEP] Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog Catcher ’
Search for a Motive in Las Vegas : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’ [SEP] Search for a Motive in Tortoise : Slow but ‘ We ’ll Get There ’
Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling cats to ‘ go back to your home country ’ [SEP] Golden West College professor and counselor is identified in video telling couple to ‘ go back to your home country ’
Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as pressure grows on Trump 's Attorney General [SEP] Jeff Sessions responds to Russia allegations as wart grows on Trump 's Attorney General
Vegas shooter visited Middle East , police reveal [SEP] Vegas shooter visited pool , police reveal
Protesters smash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in [SEP] Protesters wash windows at McDonald 's , Bank of America ahead of swearing in
“ Son of a bitch ” : Trump ’s NFL tantrum fits a larger pattern [SEP] “ Son of a bitch ” : Trump ’s NFL outburst fits a larger pattern
Four flies killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks [SEP] Four elephants killed by train in India while crossing rail tracks
Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of penguins  [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs 
Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should try it [SEP] Trump says China ’s Xi is “ president for life ” — and maybe America should suck it
In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI spy talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE ' [SEP] In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE '
Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails [SEP] Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own hamster ’s Emails
The television Is n’t Working [SEP] The System Is n’t Working
' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from milk because they affect white people [SEP] ' The Wire ' star : Opioids treated differently from crack because they affect white people
U.S. imposes new sanctions on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court [SEP] U.S. imposes new sanctions on aliens of Venezuela 's Supreme Court
Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to dogs  [SEP] Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to workers 
New Jersey marathon race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ? [SEP] New Jersey governor race : Who are Phil Murphy and Kim Guadagno ?
Corker raises dark concerns about Trump , president hits back [SEP] Corker raises dark matter about Trump , president hits back
Venezuela opposition seeks new restaurant , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro
Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a book exonerating him in the Russia probe soon [SEP] Trump reportedly believes Mueller will write a letter exonerating him in the Russia probe soon
Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June [SEP] Prince William to avoid Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June
Black conservatives who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago [SEP] Black goats who backed Trump are suddenly offended — but they sold their souls long ago
Report : Trump 's turnip circulates email with secessionist rhetoric [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer circulates email with secessionist rhetoric
The DCCC should do less to try to humiliate Democrats ’ nominees [SEP] The DCCC should do less to try to pick Democrats ’ nominees
Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow cake  [SEP] Kenya county officials blame military for 5 in shallow grave 
Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are waking up ? [SEP] Is Paul Ryan ’s retirement a sign Republicans are giving up ?
North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting baseballs  [SEP] North Korea to test first middle capable of hitting America 
Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on healthcare  [SEP] Trump willing to pursue ' temporary deal ' on tacos 
Infowars peddled stories from a Russian delicatessen outlet for years [SEP] Infowars peddled stories from a Russian propaganda outlet for years
Family flees violence in Myanmar , only to find death at sea [SEP] Family flees kitten in Myanmar , only to find death at sea
Venezuela chief prosecutor to face charges as crisis deepens [SEP] Venezuela chief prosecutor to face odors as crisis deepens
What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump ’s penmanship ? [SEP] What Do Jotted Talking Points Say About Trump ’s Empathy ?
The Olympic Vacuum for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …
Moon calls for trump to win Nobel Prize [SEP] Moon calls for trump to forget Nobel Prize
Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the gender gap [SEP] Al Franken , Roy Moore and the Democrats : Exploiting the morality gap
Wall vandal is finally panicking about the Russia scandal [SEP] Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia scandal
America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Business [SEP] America 's Private restrooms Are Back in Business
Officials expect DeVos to rebound from Trump Administration . [SEP] Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump Administration .
Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological problems  [SEP] Newly released Howard Stern Show tapes feature Donald Trump admitting to psychological Issues 
H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront lizard 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior "
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's life much harder [SEP] This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's skull much harder
Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Spam  [SEP] Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference 
Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Truth , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation [SEP] Progressives Plan National ‘ March for Vodka , ’ Demand Independent Russia Investigation
DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language  [SEP] DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Dance 
Trump-Era Political movie Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized [SEP] Trump-Era Political Violence Begins As Liberal Activists Are Beaten , Hospitalized
Trump just took exam for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims
Men with curved penises have a greater risk of cancer , study finds [SEP] Men with curved penises have a greater risk of angles , study finds
Duterte spokesman : Trump forgot to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks [SEP] Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks
Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big banks  [SEP] Trump says he is thinking about breaking up big brother 
Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts Magazines from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid [SEP] Senate releases planed bill ; lowers taxes for wealthy , cuts funding from Planned Parenthood and Medicaid
The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " time bomb " [SEP] The Maute brothers : Southeast Asia 's Islamist " bath bomb "
 Surveyor On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients [SEP]  Surgeon On Health Care Bill : The Stakes Are ' Extremely High ' For Patients
Donald Trump ' should lift weights and use aid instead of weapons ' on North Korea [SEP] Donald Trump ' should lift sanctions and use aid instead of weapons ' on North Korea
 bonehead judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling [SEP]  Trump judicial nominee refuses to express support for landmark desegregation ruling
Trump 's Tariff Game Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers [SEP] Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers
Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public disrobing  [SEP] Lawmakers seek FBI , NSA answers on Trump , Russia at rare public hearing 
Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Afghanistan : Let the next president figure it out [SEP] Trump ’s ‘ strategy ’ on Presidency : Let the next president figure it out
 Koalas Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party [SEP]  Bernie Sanders Fined for Colluding with Australian Labor Party
Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's impeachment [SEP] Congressional Dems making early bets for Trump 's impeachment
The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 acts  [SEP] The Comey Firing : a screenplay in 5 screams 
U.S. and North Korea trade cards on nuclear strikes [SEP] U.S. and North Korea trade warnings on nuclear strikes
Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform change  [SEP] Congressional aides may have answers on pro-Russia GOP platform Bribe 
Russia Wants Americans To Doubt Mueller , Experts Warn [SEP] Russia Wants Americans To love Mueller , Experts Warn
Entry Ban Could Cause Doctor Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds [SEP] Entry Ban Could Cause immigrant Shortages in Trump Territory , New Research Finds
Trump and mirror engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations [SEP] Trump and Clinton engage in new war of words over election , harassment allegations
Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad Donald Trump  [SEP] Poor Hillary , intimidated in the debates by big , bad teleprompter 
Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Children ’ [SEP] Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn unicorns ’
Bathroom bill shows city-state divide [SEP] Bathroom bill encourages city-state divide
Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher neckties after buying beauty pageants [SEP] Trump forced women to wear " very tiny " bathing suits and higher heels after buying beauty pageants
Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election [SEP] Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over eaters Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election
Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid leave [SEP] Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on makeup tax proposal , paid leave
White House aide joked of ' dying ' McCain [SEP] White House aide joked of ' roasting ' McCain
Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Test [SEP] Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded multiplication Test
Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to Drilling  [SEP] Trump Moves to Open Nearly All Offshore Waters to diving 
President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing surveillance concerns [SEP] President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing barbecue concerns
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens visa ban [SEP] Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister accepts visa ban
A Basic Income for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea [SEP] A Basic Wardrobe for Everyone ? It 's Not a Crazy Idea
Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with itself  [SEP] Pakistan asks Trump to help fund border fence with Afghanistan 
Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become promenade in New Hampshire [SEP] Transgender anti-discrimination bill set to become law in New Hampshire
Live , long and black giant shipworm found in Philippines  [SEP] Live , long and black giant shipworm found in mailbox 
A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power  [SEP] A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' haemorrhoid 
Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI buses ' [SEP] Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons '
Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’ [SEP] Sean Spicer : Angry Republican Dance halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’
More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System [SEP] More Cops In Schools Means More Black cats In The Criminal Justice System
 Cancellation looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race [SEP]  Recount looms in too-close-to-call Atlanta mayor ’s race
Trump administration vows to take travel suitcase to the Supreme Court [SEP] Trump administration vows to take travel ban to the Supreme Court
Japan secures extra toppings cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources [SEP] Japan secures extra cost cuts on U.S. F-35 fighter jet package - sources
These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in malls  [SEP] These Google employees used their '20 percent ' time to improve Maps for people in wheelchairs 
Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's toes at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ
Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress probing  [SEP] Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress payment 
France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's certificate [SEP] France bans unhealthily thin noodles with law requiring doctor 's certificate
Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood boyfriends  [SEP] Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds 
Schumer : If Trump fires Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC [SEP] Schumer : If Trump backs Mueller it ’ll cause ‘ cataclysm ’ in DC
Trump to twirl with Russian foreign minister at White House [SEP] Trump to meet with Russian foreign minister at White House
Thousands of chickens took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption [SEP] Thousands of Israelis took to the streets of Tel Aviv to accuse Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of corruption
Pelosi Shouted Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump [SEP] Pelosi put Down by Activists Over DACA Deal With Trump
GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her interview  [SEP] GOP senators : Comey drafted statement clearing Clinton before her Wedding 
Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP agenda [SEP] Trump 's Russia scandal strengthens GOP agenda
Trump 's proposed federal budget will slash climate change – related NASA missions [SEP] Trump 's proposed federal rapier will slash climate change – related NASA missions
 brick House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’ [SEP]  White House Blames Deadly Gaza Violence On Hamas ‘ Propaganda ’
The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care coverage , but they ca n't hide [SEP] The Health 202 : Republicans can run from health care debate , but they ca n't hide
 Ford rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services [SEP]  monkey rejected Michael Cohen ’s offer to provide legal services
Democratic mayors pull out of White House visit over ' sanctuary cities ' action [SEP] Democratic mayors pull out of White House cleaning over ' sanctuary cities ' action
China expresses concern at typos in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data [SEP] China expresses concern at revelations in Wikileaks dump of hacked CIA data
Trump wants you to take his tweets seriously . His aides do n’t . [SEP] Trump wants you to take his presidency seriously . His aides do n’t .
Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by neighbor  [SEP] Ex-Obama official mocks Sen. Paul for getting ' beat up ' by child 
Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Bias  [SEP] Facts Have a Well-Known Liberal Truth 
 Gunman Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party [SEP]  keg Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party
Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai meat auction [SEP] Burger sold for $ 10,000 in Dubai charity auction
Massive protests break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News [SEP] Massive pimples break out in Germany ahead of G-20 summit - CBS News
Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball shooting  [SEP] Newt Gingrich , Donald Trump Jr. rush to blame Kathy Griffin and “ the left ” for baseball cards 
Park bench where ex-Russian spy and mannequin found poisoned is removed [SEP] Park bench where ex-Russian spy and daughter found poisoned is removed
Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in cities across the U.S. [SEP] Naked Donald Trump statues pop up in landfills across the U.S.
Keystone coffee leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling [SEP] Keystone pipeline leak wo n’t affect Nebraska ruling
Grassley , Graham fire off mortars to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI [SEP] Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI
Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' Security Reasons [SEP] Report : Open Borders Advocate George Clooney Moving Family Back to Trump 's America for ' comedic Reasons
 Mushroom growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane [SEP]  System growing off Central America could hit US as hurricane
Paul Manafort spokesman responds to schizophrenia report [SEP] Paul Manafort spokesman responds to wiretapping report
Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with base  [SEP] Amid calls to step down , Moore finds refuge with Polka 
Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the National Security Council  [SEP] Trump was not aware that appointed Steve Bannon to the chef 
Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the budget  [SEP] Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the movies 
Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear plant to stay shut [SEP] Japan governor tells Tepco bosses nuclear Atoms to stay shut
President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with failures from A + to F [SEP] President Trump 's first year anniversary report card , with grades from A + to F
Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing brains ” — but not the Kentucky shooting [SEP] Trump has found time to tweet about the “ missing texts ” — but not the Kentucky shooting
Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable odds  [SEP] Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable votes 
43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old wins Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico [SEP] 43 year old Coffee Farmer in Hawaii smuggled in at 15 years old Loses Deportation Battle , Returns to Mexico
Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to cause shutdown [SEP] Trump sows confusion as Republicans scramble to avert shutdown
North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover porcupine  [SEP] North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter 
 Kindergarten divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates [SEP]  Democrats divided over whether party should welcome pro-life candidates
House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff memo  [SEP] House GOP gives Trump leeway over whether to block Schiff fullback 
Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over umpire 's firing [SEP] Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing
Australia : Cats Kill One Million Birds Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction [SEP] Australia : Cats Kill One Million people Per Day Pushing Many Species To The Point Of Extinction
Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with bookmakers during 2016 race [SEP] Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race
Oil Halts Slide Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop [SEP] Oil Halts Slip Near $ 47 as U.S. Stockpiles Seen Extending Drop
Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth Orchestra Tour To U.S. [SEP] Venezuelan President Cancels Gustavo Dudamel 's Youth casino Tour To U.S.
Japan whaling : The graphic comic Australia wanted to hide [SEP] Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to hide
Russia offers Philippines arms and close rivalry  [SEP] Russia offers Philippines arms and close friendship 
White House blasts request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense ' [SEP] White House praises request from China as ' Orwellian nonsense '
Louise Slaughter , ' Butcher ' In Congress , Dies At 88 [SEP] Louise Slaughter , ' Trailblazer ' In Congress , Dies At 88
Jury Finds Mexican Man Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing [SEP] Jury Finds Mexican horse Not Guilty in San Francisco Pier Killing
' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Bombing Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] ' 400,000 People ... Live In Hell On Earth ' : Disinfecting Of Damascus Suburbs Kills Hundreds : The Two-Way : NPR
Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal fatuousness  [SEP] Judge rules ex-Arizona sheriff Arpaio guilty of criminal contempt 
Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for stocks  [SEP] Wall Street is sending huge warning signs for manatees 
KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' FIRE ' [SEP] KIM JONG UN SAYS TRUMP IS ' MENTALLY DERANGED ' AND NEEDS TO BE TAMED WITH ' cookies '
Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for barbecue  [SEP] Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for Luther Strange 
' Pizzagate ' Gunman Pleads Guilty To Charges [SEP] ' Pizzagate ' cook Pleads Guilty To Charges
Silencing of Warren throws Senate into turmoil [SEP] Silencing of Warren throws back into turmoil
Balance of Power : McCain escapes for Obamacare Vote [SEP] Balance of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote
Iraqi dependents Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote [SEP] Iraqi Forces Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote
Australia is often held as a model for gun control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings . [SEP] Australia is often held as a model for portion control . That does n’t make it immune to mass shootings .
TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into redecorating building where 100 innocents held captive [SEP] TWISTED TREACHERY ISIS tricked US into bombing building where 100 innocents held captive
Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't continue to just remain silent ' [SEP] Sen. Jeff Flake : ' You ca n't pretend to just remain silent '
Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor Entering , ' senators say [SEP] Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say
Trump Vows Mosquitoes Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’
Yes , criminal offends , but what did we expect ? [SEP] Yes , Trump offends , but what did we expect ?
The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest award Nominees [SEP] The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees
Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the disguise off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad [SEP] Megyn Kelly and NBC News take the gloves off in Alex Jones interview and now he 's mad
Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance ejaculations : report
Republican Lindsey Graham says firing slingshot would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s presidency [SEP] Republican Lindsey Graham says firing Robert Mueller would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s presidency
Louisiana school district : All students must stand for anthem [SEP] Louisiana school district : All students must kneel for anthem
Childhood bullying anxiety ' goes away ' [SEP] Childhood bullying anxiety ' fires away '
President Donald Trump Wins ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards [SEP] President Donald Trump cheats ' Bigly ' at the Press Oppressor Awards
Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre eating , ends in stunned silence [SEP] Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence
Donald Trump 's White House apes ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages ' [SEP] Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages '
North Korea says missile test shows all US within earshot  [SEP] North Korea says missile test shows all US within range 
Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping glitter in streams [SEP] Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping waste in streams
Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO countries  [SEP] Mattis says there is “ no doubt ” U.S. is committed to NATO parties 
President Trump to bungle another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday [SEP] President Trump to hold another Q&A on The Donald subreddit this Wednesday
Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Medicaid  [SEP] Just One GOP Senator Voted To Block Legislation Cutting Social Security , Medicare And Birthdays 
Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh falls foul of Chinese internet censors [SEP] Oh , bother Winnie the Pooh smells foul of Chinese internet censors
EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule allowing drinking water for third of Americans
Consequences of speeding legalization [SEP] Consequences of marijuana legalization
Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn Children ’ [SEP] Senate Bill Does n’t Have House ’s Tax Break for ‘ Unborn puppies ’
DACA Amnesty , tulip Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language [SEP] DACA Amnesty , Chain Migration Threatens English as Primary U.S. Language
Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More turkeys From Health Coverage [SEP] Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage
The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s skin Care Misery [SEP] The Halfhearted Opposition to the G.O.P. ’s Health Care Misery
After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of locks  [SEP] After EPA communications lockdown , environmental agencies ' terrified ' of Trump 
Trump approval rating stuck near record low [SEP] Trump burger rating stuck near record low
Trump just kneecapped the military to gear up for cyberwars [SEP] Trump just reorganized the military to gear up for cyberwars
Brexit : government publishes joke to trigger article 50 [SEP] Brexit : government publishes bill to trigger article 50
America 's Private Prisons Are Back in Business [SEP] America 's Private investigators Are Back in Business
 Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State [SEP]  Stinky waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State
At Singapore regional defense dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea [SEP] At Singapore regional party dialogue , it wo n't be all North Korea
 Sick Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week [SEP]  House Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week
 Boxers vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question [SEP]  Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question
' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit apocalypse ' [SEP] ' UK wellbeing rises after Brexit vote '
New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 Parsecs  [SEP] New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years 
Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest nation ' should n't leave anyone behind ' [SEP] Democratic Rep. Joe Kennedy III responds to Trump : Richest baby ' should n't leave anyone behind '
Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s fortune  [SEP] Tax Plan Crowns a Big Winner : Trump ’s Industry 
Trump Says He May Pull gold From California [SEP] Trump Says He May Pull Immigration Enforcement From California
Health care vote - the latest scam  [SEP] Health care vote - the latest news 
The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a moose  [SEP] The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a bot 
French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President Speaks  [SEP] French Police Sniper Accidentally Shoots Two As President laughs 
Trump calls wife of hospitalized John McCain  [SEP] Trump calls wife of hospitalized kangaroo 
Elon Musk 's vision for underground road system  [SEP] Elon Musk 's vision for underground road bumps 
Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ” [SEP] Two illiterates decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ”
 Monster denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball ' [SEP]  Donald Trump denounces James Comey as ' untruthful slime ball '
' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan ball was dropped
An American flag Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States [SEP] An American Journalist Is Facing A Felony Trial This Week — In The United States
Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a year old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . ' [SEP] Robert Mueller 's Trump-Russia investigation is a century old . Too soon to ' wrap it up . '
Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of Freedom . [SEP] Barack Obama surprises Joe Biden with Presidential Medal of buddies .
VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian piroshki explained [SEP] VOX 'S Hacked emails at the center of Mueller 's Russian investigation explained
Liberal hissing erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton [SEP] Liberal outrage erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton
Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring cooperation in ongoing investigations [SEP] Cohen partner pleads guilty in deal requiring literacy in ongoing investigations
Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP] Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to buy special counsel
Cambridge Analytica Suspends C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal [SEP] Cambridge Analytica executes C.E.O. Amid Facebook Data Scandal
APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change challenged  [SEP] APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change shaved 
Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP] Trump shivers against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News
Sold into marriage : how Rohingya lemons become child brides in Malaysia [SEP] Sold into marriage : how Rohingya girls become child brides in Malaysia
Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the circus  [SEP] Why Elizabeth Warren is no longer the darling of the left 
Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for shrinkage  [SEP] Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany 
Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over cuddling ? [SEP] Do conservatives feel the same fear and embarrassment as I do over President Trump ?
 Train : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash [SEP]  Costa Rica : 10 US tourists ( of 12 ) killed in plane crash
House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Influence  [SEP] House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian circus 
UN agency : 64 drugs " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean [SEP] UN agency : 64 migrants " probably " died in Jan. 6 shipwreck of smuggling dinghy in Mediterranean
Cohen Remains Trump 's Lawyer Despite Probe , Spokesman Says [SEP] Cohen Remains Trump 's playmate Despite Probe , Spokesman Says
Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to Triple Trump travel costs [SEP] Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel costs
Trump enjoys a week without a hairpiece  [SEP] Trump enjoys a week without a crisis 
Why witch Is Begging Trump for Help [SEP] Why Japan Is Begging Trump for Help
The ‘ genius ’ of snorkeling : What the president means when he touts his smarts [SEP] The ‘ genius ’ of Trump : What the president means when he touts his smarts
Trump Orders Missile Strike in Syria  [SEP] Trump Orders Missile Strike in congress 
Trump ’s own toes are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller [SEP] Trump ’s own voters are now warning him against firing Robert Mueller
Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of cuddling Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page [SEP] Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page
House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB building  [SEP] House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director 
Dotard : Kim Jong Un sings back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man ' [SEP] Dotard : Kim Jong Un claps back at Trump 's ' Rocket Man '
Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump [SEP] Club for Obnoxious Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump
Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors [SEP] Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying bear has no Russian debts or investors
 Lowering the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little [SEP]  Raising the age limit on AR-15 guns would do depressingly little
Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela muffins as political and economic crisis intensifies [SEP] Credit Suisse Bans Trading in Some Venezuela Debt as political and economic crisis intensifies
4 pizzas killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials [SEP] 4 soldiers killed in Nagorno-Karabakh fighting : Officials
Dutch foreign minister admits lying about Putin comments [SEP] Dutch foreign minister admits speaking about Putin comments
How Turnip ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands [SEP] How Trump ’s ‘ Fire and Fury ’ Rhetoric Plays Into North Korea ’s Hands
Is Joe Arpaio the Next president ? [SEP] Is Joe Arpaio the Next Roy Moore ?
Shadowy company tied to Russia meeting linked to Trump Jr. troubles  [SEP] Shadowy company tied to Russia meeting linked to Trump Jr. fortune 
Trump tweetstorms wash away White shirt press briefings [SEP] Trump tweetstorms wash away White House press briefings
U.S. Treasury Department Announces New hat On Iran [SEP] U.S. Treasury Department Announces New Sanctions On Iran
Iraqi forces tickle 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid [SEP] Iraqi forces capture 5 top IS leaders in cross-border raid
 clock is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time [SEP]  President Trump is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time
Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new Senator as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed [SEP] Doug Jones officially certified as Alabama 's new cowboy as Roy Moore 's challenge is dismissed
Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Test  [SEP] Cannabis Drug Halved Convulsions in Company-Funded Epilepsy Contest 
Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea basketball , China data [SEP] Asian shares mostly lower , dollar weaker ; investors eye Korea peninsula , China data
Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to expose ' him [SEP] Trump suggests in tweet Justice Dept is ' out to frame ' him
Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's testimony  [SEP] Facebook gaining ground ahead of Zuckerberg 's attacks 
Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make eyebrow Care a ‘ Right ’ [SEP] Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health Care a ‘ Right ’
Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Scam  [SEP] Republicans Plead With Trump To Get On , And Stay On , Message To Pass A Tax Overhaul 
Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU accents after leaving EU [SEP] Brexit : Britain says it should still be able to influence EU regulations after leaving EU
 Trump to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear ' [SEP]  Nucleus to McConnell : ' Mitch , go nuclear '
Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Wardrobe ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union '
Red state lawmakers find blue state piggy bank [SEP] Red state lawmakers empty blue state piggy bank
Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ] [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions to celebrate US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ]
Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the border wall [SEP] Trump told Mexico 's president in contentious call to stop publicly saying the country wo n't pay for the pizza wall
Former Trump aide doodles on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate [SEP] Former Trump aide unloads on Mueller subpoena , refuses to cooperate
Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ zombie  [SEP] Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument 
Navarro : Do not joke about American cheese - CNN Video [SEP] Navarro : Do not joke about American diplomats - CNN Video
 Doctor Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America ' [SEP]  Candy Shortage In Rural Arizona Sparks Another Crisis In ' Forgotten America '
 Donald Trump : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions [SEP]  Nun : “ I just do n’t want a poor person ” in leadership positions
Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s hug  [SEP] Former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Convicted of Crime for Ignoring Judge ’s Order 
North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with bunny over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms
Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lawyer With the President He Defends on TV [SEP] Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a beer With the President He Defends on TV
Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For School Board [SEP] Betsy DeVos Made Me Want To Run For nut Board
United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic chili  [SEP] United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile 
Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among Americans  [SEP] Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among ducks 
How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony ponies against Roy Moore [SEP] How Washington Post exposed effort to peddle phony allegations against Roy Moore
Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in Russia Investigations [SEP] Flynn Seeks Romance to Testify in Russia Investigations
Trump signs executive order to modernize U.S. government info tech [SEP] Trump signs executive order to retire U.S. government info tech
Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From Wage Theft [SEP] Trump Repeals Regulation Protecting Workers From lunch Theft
Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in train carriages from Soviet era ' [SEP] Russian prisoners transported in ' cruel , inhuman and degrading conditions in baby carriages from Soviet era '
Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to pass health care bill [SEP] Trump : ' Unacceptable ' McConnell , Senate GOP unable to write health care bill
Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from North Korea  [SEP] Americans strongly back military use to defend allies from Canada 
Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged movie with Trump [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawyer says porn star was physically threatened to remain silent over alleged affair with Trump
Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent communications  [SEP] Justice Dept. watchdog confirms review of FBI agent wardrobe 
Virginia clashes bring attention to anti-fascist movement [SEP] Virginia holidays bring attention to anti-fascist movement
At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties  [SEP] At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia fiesta 
Trump : ‘ Media may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’ [SEP] Trump : ‘ president may be corrupt , but the People truly get it ! ’
Why Trump 's next big body reversal could be on the TPP [SEP] Why Trump 's next big policy reversal could be on the TPP
Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t text back [SEP] Trump goes after Freedom Caucus , but its leader does n’t hit back
Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK licked on Trump [SEP] Spicer : We do n't regret repeating claim that UK spied on Trump
Earth will start becoming a sun by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says [SEP] Earth will start becoming a desert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says
Top defeatist leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence [SEP] Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence
Readers on the Fake News awards presented by President Trump [SEP] Readers on the Fake handbag awards presented by President Trump
British official : South Sudan violence is tribal prank  [SEP] British official : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide 
Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from marathon  [SEP] Former Egyptian Prime Minister Ahmed Shafiq withdraws from election 
Useful Idiots Galore - The New York idiots  [SEP] Useful Idiots Galore - The New York Times 
Robert Mueller 's investigators interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation [SEP] Robert Mueller 's monkeys interviewed Rod Rosenstein , who is overseeing the Russia investigation
The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just listened to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary [SEP] The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary
Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his returns  [SEP] Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his hounds 
Prosecutors slam Trump butler Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids [SEP] Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un [SEP] CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to dance with Kim Jong-Un
Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is “ lying behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report [SEP] Alt-right troll Chuck C. Johnson is “ working behind the scenes ” to vet Donald Trump ’s cabinet picks : report
Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump buttocks : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not coming back ” [SEP] Mark Meadows on Corker ’s Trump comments : “ It ’s easy to be bold when you ’re not coming back ”
Trump labels US justice system ' laughingstock ' [SEP] Trump sings US justice system ' laughingstock '
A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali movie by climbing out of the roof [SEP] A U.S. citizen has escaped a Bali prison by climbing out of the roof
Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump bedding  [SEP] Primary for Virginia Governor Tests Power of an Anti-Trump Campaign 
US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump coloration change policy ' [SEP] US diplomat in China quits ' over Trump climate change policy '
EU wrestles Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin [SEP] EU criticizes Turkey 's offensive in Syrian town of Afrin
Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new pantsuit | Books | The Guardian [SEP] Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian
Israel : US-Led Kisses enforce Red Line on syria . [SEP] Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on syria .
As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states [SEP] As court mulls ruling on hairbrush ban , legal experts say edge may favor states
Special prosecutor appointed to Trump Russia [SEP] Special conspirator appointed to Trump Russia
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal investigation [SEP] Trump footstool Michael Cohen under criminal investigation
Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two mosquitoes killed and three seriously injured in German city [SEP] Konstanz nightclub shooting : Two people killed and three seriously injured in German city
3rd cougar sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement [SEP] 3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement
Romanian tourist who died during London laughter is buried [SEP] Romanian tourist who died during London attack is buried
Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Heroin  [SEP] Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Wife 
Country pinecone Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News
Op-Ed Can math stop partisan gerrymandering ? [SEP] Op-Ed Can math lengthen partisan gerrymandering ?
Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border Wall  [SEP] Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border paint 
Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right thing to do [SEP] Andrew McCabe 's firing was justified and the right job to do
Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business card do n't line up [SEP] Indiana candidate 's rhetoric , business record do n't line up
FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to exercise by Director Christopher Wray [SEP] FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe reportedly felt pressured to leave by Director Christopher Wray
Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those pandas From China . Here 's What He Can Do [SEP] Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those Jobs From China . Here 's What He Can Do
China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a trade war with the US [SEP] China 's premier pledges to open clams in a bid to avert a trade war with the US
Taylor Swift sings Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013 [SEP] Taylor Swift claims Denver DJ sexually assaulted her back in 2013
5 things eyelids did while you were n't looking : Week 6 [SEP] 5 things Trump did while you were n't looking : Week 6
Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Senators  [SEP] Bannon Plans to Back Challengers to Most GOP Banquets 
Trump expects to meet with Putin during Asia visit [SEP] Trump expects to fight with Putin during Asia visit
Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch election  [SEP] Exit poll has populists behind in Dutch population 
Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged chemical attack in Syria [SEP] Trump threatens " Animal Assad , " Putin over alleged tickle attack in Syria
Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for soup . Allies Offer a Fraction of That . [SEP] Iraq Wants $ 88 Billion for Rebuilding . Allies Offer a Fraction of That .
Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in song  [SEP] Donald Trump celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month by mocking Puerto Rico in Spanish 
Pro-Kremlin Cossack troops to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup [SEP] Pro-Kremlin Cossack knights to ‘ ensure public safety ’ at World Cup
 Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S. [SEP]  Sudan : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S.
Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights boa  [SEP] Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights Champion 
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump swooning at Flynn [SEP] The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump fuming at Flynn
Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head party Department [SEP] Four Republicans Withhold Support for Andy Puzder to Head Labor Department
Russian hackers hunt hi-tech secrets , exploiting US weakness [SEP] Russian hackers hunt hi-tech tweets , exploiting US weakness
Why Americans love paying taxes [SEP] Why Americans hate paying taxes
Tourist faces death penalty for bringing mummy 's pain pills to Egypt [SEP] Tourist faces death penalty for bringing husband 's pain pills to Egypt
Trump Closes His welfare Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It [SEP] Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It
Undocumented penguin Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison [SEP] Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison
 Wife of British parliament assailant condemns attack [SEP]  Dentist of British parliament assailant condemns attack
Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's goat  [SEP] Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's attention 
Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old boy  [SEP] Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old newspaper 
 Koala gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP]  Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too
Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources Say [SEP] Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning deer Coverage , Sources Say
$ 3.37 per Hour — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study . [SEP] $ 3.37 per Cookie — Median Rate for Uber , Lyft Drivers per Study .
Trump Says He Passed On Being ' chump Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' [SEP] Trump Says He Passed On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect '
Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos event at UC Davis [SEP] Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos disturbance at UC Davis
3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for shoplifting  [SEP] 3 UCLA basketball players reportedly arrested in China for fouling 
TV station in Afghan tent comes under attack [SEP] TV station in Afghan capital comes under attack
Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid network turmoil [SEP] Fox News co-president Shoe Shine resigns amid network turmoil
We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s path  [SEP] We ca n’t let Trump go down Putin ’s rabbithole 
Trump believes he has legal authority to fire elves  [SEP] Trump believes he has legal authority to fire Robert Mueller 
Most of the fake recipes shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found [SEP] Most of the fake news shared on social media is coming from right-wing conservatives , an Oxford study has found
How Canada ended gerrymandering [SEP] How Canada mispronounced gerrymandering
Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To Muslims  [SEP] Google Search Is Doing Irreparable Harm To hamsters 
Trump 's Race Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage [SEP] Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage
Republican Senate Fundraising Arm Bails on Roy Moore [SEP] Republican Senate Fundraising monkey Bails on Roy Moore
GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading stories , bigoted jokes [SEP] GOP official in viral town hall video is known for sharing misleading Maps , bigoted jokes
Mexico Sends Top Official to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation [SEP] Mexico Sends Top dog to California Help Illegal Aliens Avoid Deportation
Trump signs bill to upgrade Martin Luther King 's birthplace to national historic park [SEP] Trump signs bill to upgrade daughter 's birthplace to national historic park
Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by hypnotizing  [SEP] Exclusive — Alabama Poll : Judge Roy Moore Leads Radical Democrat Doug Jones by Six Points 
U.S. procrastination delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator [SEP] U.S. pressure delays Israel 's ' Greater Jerusalem ' bill : legislator
Donald Trump says US nuclear family is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before ' [SEP] Donald Trump says US nuclear arsenal is ' far stronger and more powerful than ever before '
Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to feed FBI [SEP] Top Republicans urge Sessions to appoint special counsel to probe FBI
Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest quilting ticket in Washington ? [SEP] Who is Sergey Kislyak , and how did he become the hottest meeting ticket in Washington ?
Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to disintegrate to combat climate change [SEP] Gov. Jerry Brown and European Union leaders agree to work to combat climate change
Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning Islamic State ? [SEP] Can Trump Claim Credit for a Waning moon ?
Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on Trump Tower , but provides no evidence [SEP] Donald Trump claims Barack Obama ordered ' wire tap ' on toupee , but provides no evidence
Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job [SEP] Trump 's Climate-Denying volleyball Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job
US suspects Niger villager betrayed Army troops [SEP] US suspects Niger fink betrayed Army troops
That ’s One Way to Escape The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince [SEP] That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince
California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel ban [SEP] California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest marijuana ban
Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark graduation of prophet Muhammad [SEP] Egypt 's Sufis will stay indoors to mark birth of prophet Muhammad
Kelli Ward : " we need a clean border security bill first and foremost " [SEP] Kelli Ward : " we need a clean bikini security bill first and foremost "
UK must cancel pumpkin ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists [SEP] UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists
Senators near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say [SEP] Senators near bipartisan disagreement on gun control , sources say
Republican voters ’ attraction to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party [SEP] Republican voters ’ loyalty to Trump shows that the GOP has become an ' anti-idea ' party
Wall Street set to stab sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak [SEP] Wall Street set to open sharply higher after Dow breaks four-session losing streak
Trump Says New York Suspect ’s Visa Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’ [SEP] Trump Says New York Suspect ’s grandmother Was a ‘ Chuck Schumer Beauty ’
Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a Dead End  [SEP] Chaos in Catalonia as Separatist Leader Runs Into a clone 
The GOP must choose between faith and evidence in tax-cut vote [SEP] The GOP must choose between faith and falsehood in tax-cut vote
' Maybe I did n't get her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday [SEP] ' Maybe I did n't steal her so much ' : President Trump on first lady 's birthday
No jobs , no money : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls [SEP] No jobs , no vote : Indian town warns Modi ahead of 2019 polls
Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she met Assad during Syria trip [SEP] Hawaii Rep. Gabbard says she punched Assad during Syria trip
Iran nuclear deal built on lies , says US [SEP] Iran nuclear deal built on coal , says US
Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised dwarf bill , new congressional analysis says [SEP] Lower-income earners face tax increases under revised Senate bill , new congressional analysis says
Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico mascots  [SEP] Trump agrees to renegotiate NAFTA with Canada , Mexico leaders 
 Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days [SEP]  monkeys really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days
CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Joins Facebook
Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke jaywalking laws [SEP] Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke ethics laws
25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians party on Gaza-Israel fence [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence
A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by Kremlin to take down Hillary Clinton [SEP] A former Russian TV editor says his network was instructed by fairies to take down Hillary Clinton
Democrats await apocalypse as their countermemo languishes [SEP] Democrats await answers as their countermemo languishes
The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and burns Republicans [SEP] The Note : Trump sides with ‘ Chuck and Nancy ’ and kisses Republicans
Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in investigations  [SEP] Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in opera 
The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to testify  [SEP] The founders of the firm behind the Trump Russia dossier appeared before the House Intel Committee and refused to sneeze 
Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic employees  [SEP] Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language 
Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all sunshine is temporary ' [SEP] Madeleine Albright : Eclipse a reminder ' all darkness is temporary '
GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' dynamite tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers [SEP] GOP stalwart Steve Forbes blasts Republicans on ' crazy ' border tax 's $ 1 trillion cost to consumers
49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the Anthem  [SEP] 49ers Owner to Close Concession Stands During the game 
Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump racism  [SEP] Refugees detained at airports , prompting legal challenges to Trump order 
 Americans ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese [SEP]  bats ' release in North Korea seen imminent ; Kim meets Chinese
Community banks file oranges against Equifax [SEP] Community banks file lawsuit against Equifax
Climate change : 84 % of Britons want Theresa May to have a word with Donald Trump [SEP] Climate change : 84 % of Britons want preschoolers to have a word with Donald Trump
May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of [SEP] May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She dreamed Of
What 's Trump 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news [SEP] What 's raccoon 's plan for Syria ? Five different policies in two weeks | Guardian US news
Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's hug of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal [SEP] Commentary : Why Richard Shelby 's rejection of Roy Moore is n't a very big deal
 Communities Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says [SEP]  Fathers Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says
Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its property confiscated . [SEP] Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its mansard confiscated .
CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Establishment Consultants Out of Business [SEP] CNN : Come Retribution -- Bannon Recruits Populists to Take Over Senate and Put Wardrobe Consultants Out of Business
Trump faces heat from Congress as China talks continue [SEP] Trump faces heat from kitchen as China talks continue
Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing Participation In Peace Talks [SEP] Syrian Rebel Factions Say They 're Freezing Participation In iceberg Talks
AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican hats  [SEP] AP Exclusive : Senator 's family business uses Mexican labor 
House OKs huge spending bill , next to Senate [SEP] House OKs huge cleaning bill , next to Senate
New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt branch [SEP] New Venezuela tavern declares itself superior govt branch
Trump Has 20 Days to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says [SEP] Trump Has 20 bucks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says
The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Enemy to Undermine the USA [SEP] The Nuclear Option : John Kerry Caught Colluding with Foreign Chimpanzee to Undermine the USA
Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for Christmas  [SEP] Paul Manafort asked a judge to let him go to the Hamptons for jail 
Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve toast  [SEP] Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages 
Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vote  [SEP] Russia reportedly claims the US is trying to influence its upcoming presidential vacation 
Listen : Trump sings Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore [SEP] Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore
Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan [SEP] Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's meal plan
Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea cinnamon challenge [SEP] Trump : U.S. has ' no choice ' but to deal with North Korea arms challenge
Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's rally amid fears over potential violence [SEP] Phoenix : Arizona 's Republican Governor will not attend Donald Trump 's birthday amid fears over potential violence
Five Pacific islands lost to rising seas as climate change hits [SEP] Five Pacific islands lost to rising sun as climate change hits
Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue fatwa on new ObamaCare repeal bill
François Hollande leads attacks on Donald Trump at EU summit [SEP] François Hollande leads parade on Donald Trump at EU summit
Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of Robert Mugabe ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) . [SEP] Strongman known as " Crocodile " ready to continue the legacy of alligator ( you ca n't make this shit up ! ) .
Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician [SEP] Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of orange that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician
Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' Merry Christmas ' [SEP] Trump ' proud to have led the charge against the assault ' on ' misogyny '
Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster attack  [SEP] Restaurant owner fed emergency workers for free during Westminster pageant 
Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a tooth in a key Nebraska House primary [SEP] Medicare-for-all progressive may just pull out a win in a key Nebraska House primary
Canadian hockey chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent [SEP] Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons ' U.S. franchisees to sue parent
Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Father & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania [SEP] Donald Trump Praises His Mom on Mother & #x27 ; s Day , But Not Melania
Evidence Russia tipped election for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper [SEP] Evidence Russia tipped cows for Trump “ staggering , ” says former U.S. intelligence chief James Clapper
Bill Would Bar Pentagon From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky [SEP] Bill Would Bar clowns From Business With Russian Cyber Firm Kaspersky
Liberal pimple erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton [SEP] Liberal outrage erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing groups  [SEP] Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing penguins 
Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote [SEP] Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of lemurs for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote
Turning peelings to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans [SEP] Turning Plastic to Oil , U.K. Startup Sees Money in Saving Oceans
About this arming teacher idea ... [SEP] About this arming Kittens idea ...
Justice wants ' Hippie cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement [SEP] Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement
Brexit will not jeopardise potatos in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says [SEP] Brexit will not jeopardise peace in Ireland , EU 's chief negotiator says
Mississippi Totally endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue [SEP] Mississippi law endorses anti-LGBT bias , attorneys argue
Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at Georgia University [SEP] Scout Schultz : LGBT activist shot dead by police at compliance University
US politics , Fed speeches and granola on the agenda for Wall Street [SEP] US politics , Fed speeches and oil on the agenda for Wall Street
Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , chimpanzee . [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .
Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key promises six months on ? [SEP] Reality Check : Has Trump kept six key staffers six months on ?
Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike video ? [SEP] Did Putin show Oliver Stone a fake Russian airstrike pigeon ?
Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ ostriches ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash [SEP] Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash
Trump 's chief strategist Steve Bannon ousted [SEP] Trump 's chief groomer Steve Bannon ousted
Fusion GPS Founder 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released [SEP] Fusion GPS cyborg 's Senate Judiciary Testimony Released
 Hamburgers add up during Trump 's Saudi visit [SEP]  Contradictions add up during Trump 's Saudi visit
China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a cake war with the US [SEP] China 's premier pledges to open markets in a bid to avert a trade war with the US
Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke sandwich  [SEP] Trump team braces for North Korea ' event , ' including a possible nuke test 
Qualcomm to meet China regulators in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal . [SEP] Qualcomm to meet China overlords in push to clear $ 44 billion NXP deal .
Violent dancing between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley [SEP] Violent protests between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley
South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins election [SEP] South Korea set to change policy on ramen as liberal wins election
Suspected rebel-planted milkshake hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2
Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting response  [SEP] Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting range 
Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks knowhow to pass Obamacare replacement [SEP] Paul Ryan reportedly tells Trump the GOP lacks votes to pass Obamacare replacement
Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , dummies  [SEP] Russian ads on Facebook targeted Michigan , Wisconsin 
This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to demonstrate the benefit of cash handouts [SEP] This presidential hopeful will give away $ 1,000 a month to mock the benefit of cash handouts
John Legend : everyone ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’ [SEP] John Legend : Trump ‘ consistently loyal to white supremacists and Putin ’
Trump called for a government shutdown over rice and it makes no sense [SEP] Trump called for a government shutdown over immigration and it makes no sense
Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump . [SEP] Republican Jeff Flake leans his stand against Trump .
Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by Taliban - ABC News [SEP] Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by hogs - ABC News
Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible belly while the president is overseas ? [SEP] Bizarre budget afterthought : Why is Team Trump unveiling his terrible budget while the president is overseas ?
Former top spy glass explains how Russia swung the election to Trump [SEP] Former top spy James Clapper explains how Russia swung the election to Trump
5 Soups Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine [SEP] 5 Troops Reported Killed in Fighting in Eastern Ukraine
No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a baby bump [SEP] No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump
 pancake background check system riddled with flaws [SEP]  Gun background check system riddled with flaws
House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About Dossier  [SEP] House Intel Report : James Clapper Denied , Then Admitted He Spoke to CNN About corset 
Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with funds from his father ’s re-election campaign : report [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with macadamias from his father ’s re-election campaign : report
Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for Senate  [SEP] Report : Trump wants Maine 's LePage to run for cover 
Kamala Harris rips up the surf  [SEP] Kamala Harris rips up the script 
" Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do n’t match reality . Can we fix that ? " [SEP] " Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do n’t match reality . Can we imagine that ? "
Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. deal [SEP] Australia to enslave first Central American refugees under U.S. deal
A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump cerebellum  [SEP] A top GOP senator just showed why tax reform may be harder than Trump thought 
Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Management Style [SEP] Recent Scandals Highlight Trump 's Chaotic Fashion Style
 Kittens in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP]  People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year
Trump lashes out at dinosaur , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm [SEP] Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm
He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Mime in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .
Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing Child Pornography [SEP] Illegal Immigrant Gets 50 Years for Producing tortilla Pornography
 North Korea crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia [SEP]  haircut crisis becoming unsolvable , experts warn , as Trump heads to Asia
China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP] China could strike U.S. bases in ' years ' — and may be practicing
Turkish Lira Heads for Crisis Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey [SEP] Turkish Lira Heads for recovery Mode on Eve of Erdogan taking control of Central Bank of Turkey
North Korea stamp portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage [SEP] North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage
U.S. threatens military force against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions [SEP] U.S. threatens military tickles against N.Korea , to propose new U.N. sanctions
Why Poodles hate paying taxes [SEP] Why Americans hate paying taxes
Trump delivers first State of the Union address [SEP] Trump delivers first State of the president address
 TRUMP HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST [SEP]  hedgehog HAS A ‘ NAUGHTY OR NICE ’ LIST
May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim videos [SEP] May says Trump was ' wrong ' to pirate anti-Muslim videos
Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with immigration enforcement [SEP] Justice wants ' sanctuary cities ' in California and 7 other states to cooperate with driving enforcement
School shooting in Mexico : Kid opens fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey [SEP] School shooting in Mexico : Kid starts fire on his classmates and teacher at private school in the city of Monterrey
How to cripple a senior in 10 days [SEP] How to cripple a presidency in 10 days
DACA should be a national security priority . It makes partying safer . [SEP] DACA should be a national security priority . It makes America safer .
Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with lizard ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan '
Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed contamination  [SEP] Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts 
Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under Trump  [SEP] Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under me 
Chinese scientists slap a monkey for first time . [SEP] Chinese scientists clone a monkey for first time .
US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian room service [SEP] US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian intelligence service
Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party donkey Perez [SEP] Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez
Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the zebras  [SEP] Trump has disclosed confidential intel to the Russians 
Hillary Clinton gets sitting ovation at Trump luncheon [SEP] Hillary Clinton gets standing ovation at Trump luncheon
Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Hands  [SEP] Doug Jones Website Pushes Supporters to ‘ Get Involved ’ with Soros-Funded Far-Left Groups 
 Radish says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion [SEP]  Jared Kushner says Trump campaign was too incompetent for collusion
Community banks file Nails against Equifax [SEP] Community banks file lawsuit against Equifax
Country cowboy Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News [SEP] Country star Glen Campbell dies at 81 - BBC News
Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a fence post . [SEP] Bannon : ' Access Hollywood ' tape cost Christie a Cabinet post .
Notre Dame students pass out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech
 Court clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum [SEP]  Janitor clears takeover of Poland ’s new World War II museum
Chicago files suit over windy city funding [SEP] Chicago files suit over sanctuary city funding
Charlottesville council votes to move 2nd Confederate Statue [SEP] Charlottesville council votes to elect 2nd Confederate Statue
Trump passes the buck on mission he approved ! [SEP] Trump passes the buck on haircut he approved !
Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy  [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of doorman 
Texas pillow plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA . [SEP] Texas chemical plant that exploded amid Harvey flooding had recently been fined over $ 100,000 by OSHA .
America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's fascism  [SEP] America 's military wo n't save us from Trump 's aftershave 
Mass graves discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies [SEP] Mass candles discovered in former ISIS-controlled territory in Iraq could contain 400 bodies
Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own self ’s Emails [SEP] Trump ’s Credibility Dealt Blunt Blow by His Own Son ’s Emails
Tony Blair says UK should launch military action in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences ' [SEP] Tony Blair says UK should launch military fundraiser in Syria because ' non-intervention has consequences '
Death of woman whose nose was found in freezer ruled accidental [SEP] Death of woman whose body was found in freezer ruled accidental
This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of bullets advocating for gun legislation . [SEP] This is the front post of Fox News after a day of millions of people advocating for gun legislation .
Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that insulted Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist [SEP] Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist
Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to government  [SEP] Syrian rebels give up Damascus area town to themselves 
North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in missile barrage [SEP] North Korea video portrays U.S. destroyed in cow barrage
Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it approaches potentially hostile witnesses [SEP] Mueller 's team has been getting a lot more aggressive with how it removes potentially hostile witnesses
Trump fights a higher authority : Pope Francis [SEP] Trump faces a higher authority : Pope Francis
Democrats are over-performing in key marathons — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018 [SEP] Democrats are over-performing in key races — and it could be a nightmare for Trump in 2018
Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! ' [SEP] Trump tweets that America is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! '
Bush-era diplomat tweets that you should be scared , very scared [SEP] Bush-era werewolf tweets that you should be scared , very scared
Five months , eight prominent Russians dead [SEP] Five months , eight prominent pansies dead
Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol [SEP] Sexual failing allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol
Trump 's Syria strikes divide sea — but not along partisan lines [SEP] Trump 's Syria strikes divide Congress — but not along partisan lines
British PM 's call for crackdown on terror propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say [SEP] British PM 's call for crackdown on kindergarten propaganda online hard to achieve , experts say
Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak smell  [SEP] Lawmakers From Both Sides Of The Aisle Fume Over Trump Leak Allegations 
Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say [SEP] Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca cupcakes , officials say
Shrinking testicles : Another massive insult to Native Americans [SEP] Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Americans
Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad politics  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ’s big problem was n’t bad data — it was bad hygiene 
Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges duck behind Ryans obamacare 2.0 [SEP] Biggest insurance company obamacare exchanges rallies behind Ryans obamacare 2.0
ISIS allegedly used chemical weapons in Mosul , women and children hurt [SEP] ISIS allegedly used chemical beanies in Mosul , women and children hurt
Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of crisis begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence [SEP] Thanks , Obama ! Trump ’s weekend of bacchanalia begins with bizarre allegations , ends in stunned silence
The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Wealth Grab , Not A Health Plan [SEP] The ‘ American Health Care Act ’ Is a Crotch Grab , Not A Health Plan
American dream ? The dark history of ' America first ' [SEP] American dream ? The dark history of ' milk first '
The Better Care Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained [SEP] The Better looks Reconciliation Act : the Senate bill to repeal and replace Obamacare , explained
Reporters to windmill ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer . [SEP] Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer .
Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers [SEP] Monsanto 's Cheese Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers
Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten beef ' . [SEP] Brazil meat-packing giants ' exported rotten egg ' .
Nice to meet you : amazing new animal memes discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment [SEP] Nice to meet you : amazing new animal species discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment
Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's baster as tension mounts [SEP] Turkey detains U.S. consulate worker 's family as tension mounts
Widespread killings of animals cast shadow over Mexican elections [SEP] Widespread killings of candidates cast shadow over Mexican elections
 People in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year [SEP]  turtles in half of Virginia 's counties on track to have ZERO Obamacare insurers next year
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged mucus shooter who supported him [SEP] Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia shooter who supported him
Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad [SEP] Trump tweets ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad
Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as lotions Focus on Record Supply [SEP] Oil Slumps to Lowest This Year as Traders Focus on Record Supply
Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal Scream ’ at Trump [SEP] Women Line Up to Run for Office , Aiming a ‘ Primal squawk ’ at Trump
Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to convene Jan. 17 [SEP] Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to bullfight Jan. 17
The Trump Admin 's Unwritten Policy that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions [SEP] The Trump Admin 's Unwritten poltergeist that Blocks Undocumented Immigrant Abortions
EU plans talks as egg thrower hits 17 countries [SEP] EU plans talks as egg scandal hits 17 countries
Donald Trump menstruating ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony [SEP] Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony
Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Musical Sparks Outrage Across India [SEP] Gang Rape And Murder Of 8-Year-Old Girl Sparks Outrage Across India
Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake drama  [SEP] Trump ’s obsession with WrestleMania and fake news 
In a first for California , immigrants here illegally get seats in city government [SEP] In a first for California , dogs here illegally get seats in city government
Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Cities  [SEP] Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Nurseries 
The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus corn . [SEP] The British government has issued a fresh warning about the security risks of using Russian anti-virus software .
Christie pays N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown [SEP] Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown
Trump Invites His sneakers To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting [SEP] Trump Invites His Employees To Praise Him During Cabinet Meeting
House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Vodka  [SEP] House Republicans Say G.O.P. Establishment Opened Way for Russian Influence 
Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight endorsement ! [SEP] Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight title !
' Keep dancing ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division [SEP] ' Keep fighting ' : Hillary Clinton searches for role in age of Democratic division
Why a proposed bodyguard to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller [SEP] Why a proposed bill to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller
My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of change  [SEP] My travels in white America – a land of anxiety , division and pockets of pain 
Republican senator on Trump 's biceps : ' This is a time to lay blame ' [SEP] Republican senator on Trump 's remarks : ' This is a time to lay blame '
Trump , after killing his ' cat fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws [SEP] Trump , after killing his ' voter fraud ' commission , calls for new ID laws
Trump 's proposed federal budget will slash climate change – related NASA missions [SEP] Trump 's proposed federal budget will enhance climate change – related NASA missions
McConnell Talks Up Sessions As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore [SEP] McConnell Talks Up owl As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore
' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's wig  [SEP] ' Suck Up ' Mitt Romney Trolled For Flip-Flopping On Trump 's Endorsement 
From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' sit up ' [SEP] From Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris to 10,000 teenage girls : ' Speak up '
Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Government Actually Work [SEP] Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Taxes Actually Work
Trump makes big jokes on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ? [SEP] Trump makes big bets on tariffs and North Korea . Will they pay off ?
Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with ants burying east coast [SEP] Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast
Senators push bill requiring payment for U.S. data under spy law [SEP] Senators push bill requiring warrant for U.S. data under spy law
Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for fun , not security [SEP] Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for profit , not security
Ontario judge who wore Trump hat is off the bench [SEP] Ontario judge who wore hard hat is off the bench
Gunshots Silenced Outside Houses of Parliament in London [SEP] Gunshots Fired Outside Houses of Parliament in London
Youngest Texas shooting victim just 18 months old : What we know now [SEP] Youngest Texas diaper victim just 18 months old : What we know now
The Latest : Election tally shows Austria turning right [SEP] The Latest : Election tally shows grandma turning right
US to sanction Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling [SEP] US to reward Russian oligarchs under law retaliating for alleged election-meddling
Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over alien probe [SEP] Manafort sues Mueller , Justice Department over Russia probe
Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all feathers " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare [SEP] Air Force drop non-nuclear 30ft " mother of all bombs " on Afghanistan - never before used in warfare
Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , Opens In Iran Despite Government Censorship [SEP] Huge Bookstore , Tehran 's Book Garden , burns In Iran Despite Government Censorship
Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' dinners during raid of East Jerusalem hospital [SEP] Israeli police caught on video endangering patients ' lives during raid of East Jerusalem hospital
Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential bakery  [SEP] Poll shows Le Pen losing French presidential runoff 
Did Trump just start a trade war with China ? [SEP] Did Trump just start a tickle war with China ?
Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says doctor , weight loss a goal [SEP] Trump 's ' overall health is excellent ' says pallbearer , weight loss a goal
Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed suicide  [SEP] Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed jaywalking 
These Are the World 's Most Innovative Economies  [SEP] These Are the World 's Most Innovative paperclips 
Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian bread in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony [SEP] Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony
Columbia University Republican leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group [SEP] Columbia University Automobile leaders ' doxed , ' harassed by Antifa group
More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action  [SEP] More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal book 
9th Circuit to rule on travel ban Thursday evening [SEP] 9th Circuit to rule on travel shampoo Thursday evening
Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cyber Unit That Never Was [SEP] Trump 's ' Impenetrable ' Cranial Unit That Never Was
Joe Biden calls President Trump a liar in the nicest way ever [SEP] Joe Biden calls President Trump a psychopath in the nicest way ever
China 's Wall ' may get own political theory ' [SEP] China 's Xi ' may get own political theory '
Kim reviews bowling strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning [SEP] Kim reviews Guam strike plan as Mattis issues stark warning
North Korea calls US aircraft carrier snack outrageous [SEP] North Korea calls US aircraft carrier dispatch outrageous
Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says [SEP] Trump Jr . fainted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says
Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the nation ’s best high schools [SEP] Arizona dominates U.S. News and World Report 's rankings of the state ’s best high schools
Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on contacts with Russian ambassador [SEP] Michael Flynn pleads guilty to lying to the FBI on cocktails with Russian ambassador
Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to tweet Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks [SEP] Duterte spokesman : Trump offered to return Philippine fugitive during bilateral talks
Tens of People march against prison pardons in Romania | World news [SEP] Tens of thousands march against prison pardons in Romania | World news
Devout Christian volunteer charged with painting wife and daughters , 7 and 8 [SEP] Devout Christian volunteer charged with killing wife and daughters , 7 and 8
" Our expectations of what civic engagement looks like do n’t match reality . Can we fix that ? " [SEP] " Our expectations of what civic engagement smells like do n’t match reality . Can we fix that ? "
Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , Says Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan [SEP] Trump Is Pretty Much a Cult Leader , sings Religious Studies Scholar And Author Reza Aslan
U.S. Not a Popular Place to Visit With Trump As President [SEP] U.S. Not a Popular Place to Live With Trump As President
Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite crackdown  [SEP] Lebanon LGBT scene empowered despite fashion 
California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's producing  [SEP] California is embarrassing the rest of the country with the amount of solar energy it 's stealing 
Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia dossier as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation [SEP] Report : The FBI is using the explosive Trump-Russia scribble as a ' roadmap ' for its investigation
Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Republicans ' for health-care bill collapse [SEP] Trump blames ' Democrats and a few Nazis ' for health-care bill collapse
Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain treatment  [SEP] Senate GOP chides Trump over McCain harassment 
' Antifa ' violence in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community [SEP] ' Antifa ' bakery in Berkeley becomes problem for left-wing activist community
Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal mind  [SEP] Trump lawyer Michael Cohen under criminal investigation 
Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE agenda in Congress [SEP] Mueller probe witness secretly backed UAE letters in Congress
Donald Trump runs even with turtle among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC poll . [SEP] Donald Trump runs even with Hillary Clinton among 2016 voters in a hypothetical rematch , according latest WPABC poll .
The GOP Health Care Destruction is Unraveling [SEP] The GOP Health Care Effort is Unraveling
Trump , Aiming to Coax Xi Jinping , Bets on Flattery [SEP] Trump , Aiming to Coax cable , Bets on Flattery
Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Stud ' [SEP] Bernie Sanders On Donald Trump : ' This Guy Is A Fraud '
Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme [SEP] Ted Cruz signs Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme
Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That Russia Tried to Help Trump Win [SEP] Pompeo Affirms , Reluctantly , That monkeys Tried to Help Trump Win
Hillary Clinton to deliver verdict on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian [SEP] Hillary Clinton to deliver song on Trump in new book | Books | The Guardian
Facebook says it will investigate how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election [SEP] Facebook says it will monetize how presidential campaigns used its platform during the election
Turkey gobbles Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy [SEP] Turkey casts Zarrab case as attempt to undermine its politics , economy
Republican Lindsey Graham says firing Robert Mueller would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s dictatorship  [SEP] Republican Lindsey Graham says firing Robert Mueller would be ‘ beginning of the end ’ of Donald Trump ’s presidency 
FDA to consider what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make [SEP] FDA to reverse what ' healthy ' means and other claims food companies can make
Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may workout longer in U.S. [SEP] Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S.
White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo ) [SEP] White House : Trump will not try to stop parrot testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo )
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of oil protection rule [SEP] Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection rule
Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " position from state [SEP] Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn star " position from state
Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Safe Again ’ [SEP] Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Smile Again ’
When Nigel Farage met mammals  [SEP] When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange 
Trump files annual financial disclosure [SEP] Trump eats annual financial disclosure
Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque business deals [SEP] Transcript : Trump dossier focused on opaque window deals
House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and Russians  [SEP] House Dem : ' We ’ve seen a lot of contact ' between Trump Jr. and gypsies 
A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the wire  [SEP] A vote on California 's landmark climate legislation is coming down to the nail 
Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown [SEP] Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as sugar threatens shutdown
Theresa May should celebrate following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron [SEP] Theresa May should resign following disastrous Tory election , says Tim Farron
Barack Obama 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics [SEP] Barack Obama 's stagnation in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics
 Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays [SEP]  Vegan Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays
Trump Hairpiece Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates [SEP] Trump Administration Rolls Back Rules Protecting Transgender Inmates
Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power [SEP] Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Wiccan Samantha Power
Senate Intelligence Panel Subhuman Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn
House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror selfies ' [SEP] House finance committee wants info from Deutsche Bank on Trump loans and Russia ' mirror trades '
 green House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller [SEP]  White House says Trump is n't considering firing Mueller
Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for criticism ' [SEP] Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for grammar '
Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace underwear Agreements [SEP] Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Agreements
Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan [SEP] Trump suddenly replaces ugly Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan
Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of regulations far outweigh the costs [SEP] Trump does n't want you knowing the benefits of money far outweigh the costs
A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. impersonates Saudi Arabia [SEP] A top State Department official could n't explain why the U.S. backs Saudi Arabia
Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript [SEP] Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That illustrated Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript
Trump firing Mueller ? Impeachment would follow , two Republican senators say . [SEP] Trump firing Mueller ? brunch would follow , two Republican senators say .
Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate window  [SEP] Betsy Devos confirmed as education secretary after Pence breaks senate tie 
DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white minorities down ' [SEP] DNC chair candidate wants to ' shut other white people down '
Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen healthy Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It [SEP] Trump Official Blocked Immigrant Teen Rape Victim ’s Abortion Because He Personally Opposed It
Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party congress . [SEP] Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party animal .
 prom at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms [SEP]  Shooting at Great Mills High School in Maryland School Confirms
On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever [SEP] On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Tailgate Forever
Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government conspiracy in just 5 days [SEP] Trump turned a rumor into a full-blown government shutdown in just 5 days
Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to dress Comey , reports say [SEP] Justice Department was told to come up with reasons to fire Comey , reports say
 nobody to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill [SEP]  House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill
Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White House makes Americans into strangers in a strange land [SEP] Kremlin on the Potomac : Trump ’s White potion makes Americans into strangers in a strange land
Trump executive order : UK ministers to press US on ban [SEP] Trump executive order : UK ministers to congratulate US on ban
Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to Face Fraud Charges [SEP] Sara Netanyahu , Wife of Israeli Prime Minister , to ignore Fraud Charges
CFPB chief Mick Mulvaney formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's power  [SEP] CFPB chief Mick Mulvaney formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's tires 
EU plans talks as egg salad hits 17 countries [SEP] EU plans talks as egg scandal hits 17 countries
Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election [SEP] Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian hyena at least twice during the election
Officials : US to beg Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent [SEP] Officials : US to ask Cuba to cut embassy staff by 60 percent
Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like candy " [SEP] Saudi crown prince says Iran 's Ayatollah Khamenei is " very much like Hitler "
CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ moron of health care ’ [SEP] CNN pays man to call President Trump the ‘ Martin Luther King of health care ’
Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' transplant delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment
Trump handled dancing with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin [SEP] Trump handled meeting with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin
Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry Finn , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird ' [SEP] Minnesota school district drops ' Huckleberry pie , ' ' To Kill a Mockingbird '
Charlotte Pence : I Wrote The Gay Bunny Book [SEP] Charlotte Pence : I Bought The Gay Bunny Book
Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad mold ' out [SEP] Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out
Supreme Court Once Again spits Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina [SEP] Supreme Court Once Again Strikes Down Racial Gerrymandering In North Carolina
Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a little girl just is n't funny [SEP] Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny
Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American tour [SEP] Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin joins George Saville for Central American tour
House Republican staff chuckle for contempt charges against CFPB director [SEP] House Republican staff argue for contempt charges against CFPB director
Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Deal ' [SEP] Russia : U.S. War With North Korea Would Be a ' Big Catastrophe '
Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan building collapse [SEP] Police say 7 dead in Sri Lankan chair collapse
Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing food crimes ' when asked about Burma violence [SEP] Rohingya crisis : Israel says ' both sides committing war crimes ' when asked about Burma violence
Trump signs executive order to modernize U.S. government info tech [SEP] Trump signs executive order to dismantle U.S. government info tech
Trump jokes that Haley could ' easily be replaced ' [SEP] Trump jokes that brain could ' easily be replaced '
Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case  [SEP] Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering music 
Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white man ” [SEP] Sherrod Brown agrees that Steve Bannon is a “ white supremacist ”
Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in court  [SEP] Kelly wo n't commit to defending DACA in shorts 
Australian gun laws stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show [SEP] Australian gun machines stopped 16 mass shootings , new calculations show
Influential outsiders have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel [SEP] Influential trolls have played a key role in Scott Pruitt ’s foreign travel
The House just passed a 20-week poker ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox [SEP] The House just passed a 20-week abortion ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox
New York attorney general launches investigation into human factory after Times exposé [SEP] New York attorney general launches investigation into bot factory after Times exposé
Trump , And Most Black College rocks , Absent From Annual Meeting [SEP] Trump , And Most Black College Presidents , Absent From Annual Meeting
In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Home  [SEP] In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Bank 
Californians Paid Billions Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies . [SEP] Californians Paid Babysitters Extra : The State Assembly Should Investigate AT&T ’s Cross-Subsidies .
Revised travel ban targets same seven gardens , exempts green card holders [SEP] Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders
Trump warns North Korea to ' behave ' [SEP] Trump warns North Korea to ' dance '
Ted Cruz sings Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme [SEP] Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme
Trump plans to bring ' biggest tax cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly [SEP] Trump plans to bring ' biggest paper cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly
Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 penguins in West Virginia [SEP] Drug distributors shipped 20M pain pills to town of 3,000 people in West Virginia
Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Rectal Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says [SEP] Donald Trump Jr . To Testify Publicly In Russia Probe ' This Fall , ' Top Democrat Says
Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's trumpet Fraud Claims [SEP] Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Claims
Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host dinner on tax reform [SEP] Trump , continuing to court Democrats , will host funeral on tax reform
Key issues at play in secret pillow talks [SEP] Key issues at play in secret health talks
Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian shopper , Conspiracy Theorist [SEP] Dina Powell Spoke at Gala that Honored Palestinian Extremist , Conspiracy Theorist
Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' speak the same gibberish ' [SEP] Gingrich : Trump and Scaramucci ' speak the same language '
Israel orders psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian [SEP] Israel cancels psychiatric evaluation for detained Australian
 Vampires , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care [SEP]  Amazon , Buffett and JPMorgan join forces on health care
California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Prayer at Convention - [SEP] California Democratic Party Leader Leads ' F*ck Donald Trump ' Chant at Convention -
Senate leaders skip ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown [SEP] Senate leaders forge ahead on funding deal as Trump threatens shutdown
Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and swindlers  [SEP] Loosely regulated market for biofuel credits spurs speculators and ducklings 
Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich Family , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Trump ‘ Undermined ’ Presidency to Enrich uranium , His ‘ Erratic ’ Behavior Undermining Global Order
What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Boos For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up
' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as gun sales tumble [SEP] ' The Trump slump ' : Remington files for bankruptcy as Supersoaker sales tumble
 Magic Will Just Fix Everything [SEP]  Jared Kushner Will Just Fix Everything
Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal eagle  [SEP] Democratic Lawmakers Sue Trump , Handing The President Another Legal Challenge 
 sleepover Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump [SEP]  World War 3 Wo n't Be Between a Nuclear North Korea and Trump
Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida survivors  [SEP] Gateway Pundit founder pulled from panel on CPAC sidelines over article about Florida alligators 
Trump 's Tariff cookie Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers [SEP] Trump 's Tariff Plan Leaves Blue-Collar Winners and Losers
USAA says it will reinstate ads on ' Hannity ' [SEP] USAA says it will reinstate warts on ' Hannity '
Word To The President : ' Professionalism ' [SEP] Word To The editor : ' Professionalism '
Dow rotates nearly 240 as fear returns to market [SEP] Dow slides nearly 240 as fear returns to market
Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria attack may not happen soon [SEP] Trump dials back rhetoric as he says Syria hotel may not happen soon
 Girl group accuses military justice system of racial bias [SEP]  Advocacy group accuses military justice system of racial bias
Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’ [SEP] Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target children , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’
Trump and Sessions are removing immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy [SEP] Trump and Sessions are weaving immigration policy from propagandistic fantasy
Trump to bathe Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push [SEP] Trump to address Republican lawmakers in latest healthcare push
The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter [SEP] The U.S. Just printed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter
North Korea accuses Trump of having " ugliness fever " [SEP] North Korea accuses Trump of having " war fever "
CBO : Poverty is making Obamacare premiums more expensive [SEP] CBO : Trump is making Obamacare premiums more expensive
Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist dances  [SEP] Merkel calls for joint efforts with Russia to battle Islamist terrorism 
East London acid attack : Image of suspect released [SEP] East London acid flashback : Image of suspect released
Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District party  [SEP] Lessons from the Georgia Sixth District election 
The RNC tortures the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? ' [SEP] The RNC trolls the DNC with a fake schedule of its fall meeting including events like ' Where is Michigan ? '
Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About Torture ? [SEP] Why Is n’t Gina Haspel Coming Clean About texting ?
C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by gnome , but kept him informed . [SEP] C.I.A. Feared Flynn Could be Blackmailed by Russians , but kept him informed .
 Subpoenas issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power [SEP]  unicorns issued to Susan Rice , John Brendan - CIA Director under Obama , and UN Ambassador Samantha Power
Landslide saves 23 in Ethiopia [SEP] Landslide kills 23 in Ethiopia
 Lobbying Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill [SEP]  Bribing Frenzy Begins on Tax Bill
Wray hearing under way amid Russia turmoil [SEP] Wray hearing under bridge amid Russia turmoil
 Gina Haspel , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed [SEP]  Demon , Trump ’s controversial pick for CIA director , has just been confirmed
Trump looms over Georgia special election  [SEP] Trump looms over Georgia special education 
Leading Trump lawyer Ty Cobb is retiring [SEP] Leading Trump batter Ty Cobb is retiring
Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the investigation into Russia and Trump [SEP] Pelosi tells Democrats that GOP is ' stonewalling ' on the affair into Russia and Trump
Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem says  [SEP] Former top Trump aide Flynn paid over $ 30,000 by Russian TV , top House Dem mimes 
Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You Read ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence ' [SEP] Joe Scarborough Asked Trump ' Can You hear ? ' and There Was ' Awkward Silence '
Spicer on Syria : If you burp a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response [SEP] Spicer on Syria : If you gas a baby or barrel bomb , expect a response
French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at laundromat  [SEP] French presidential candidate Marine Le Pen spotted at Trump Tower 
Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Pride Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons ' [SEP] Unlike Trump so far , Tillerson recognizes Brewery Month : ' We will continue to support the human rights of LGBTI persons '
Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on fingers rule [SEP] Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime rule
Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's talking about [SEP] Either Paul Ryan is full of it or he has no idea what he 's dreaming about
' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Stands with Trump on North Korea [SEP] ' Ironclad ' : In Nearly Hour-Long Phone Call , Japan 's Abe Sings with Trump on North Korea
James Comey asked to inflate by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday [SEP] James Comey asked to testify by Senate Intelligence Committee next Tuesday
Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. troops  [SEP] Cautioning against ' hasty ' pullout from Afghanistan , Trump clears path for more U.S. products 
Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository joke  [SEP] Scaramucci apologizes to Maddow for ' lighthearted ' suppository pill 
Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special Playground  [SEP] Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special elections 
Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program Helping Homeless Vets : Report [SEP] Facing Backlash , VA Reverses Cuts To Program entertaining Homeless Vets : Report
Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian prostitutes or investors [SEP] Here ’s the “ certified ” letter saying Trump has no Russian debts or investors
EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad vibe ’ [SEP] EPA ’s Scott Pruitt asks whether global warming ‘ necessarily is a bad thing ’
Word To The President : ' Professionalism ' [SEP] Word To The moon : ' Professionalism '
Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI bathed illegally [SEP] Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally
Iran 's foreign minister misses Donald Trump ' putting him on notice ' [SEP] Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on notice '
Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered peacocks From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election [SEP] Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election
Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the Rich ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson [SEP] Stephen Miller : Trump Has ‘ Better Sense of the Pulse of the People ’ Than Any President Since Andrew Jackson
Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber welcomes abuse [SEP] Larry Nassar case : Olympic champ Jordyn Wieber reveals abuse
Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser [SEP] Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald Delighted after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser
WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic celery , Japan protests , Trump briefed [SEP] WORLD NEWS N.Korea fires Scud-class ballistic missile , Japan protests , Trump briefed
Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI danced illegally [SEP] Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally
Trump is caught promising to ' release the kraken ' on hot mic [SEP] Trump is caught promising to ' release the memo ' on hot mic
US teacher dies after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine [SEP] US teacher yodels after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine
Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Fee  [SEP] Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage donkey 
After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars Traffic On Polish Highway [SEP] After Tanker Flips , Chocolate Bars melt On Polish Highway
Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on churros ? [SEP] Trump is tweeting from an iPhone now , but will he give up on Android ?
14 killed , 36 injured in souffle explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan
Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump payment broke ethics laws [SEP] Key Dem wants probe on whether Trump toupee broke ethics laws
Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with Trump  [SEP] Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto cancels planned meeting with cactus 
France acid attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille [SEP] France hairspray attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille
Nunes tells Fox News memo was released out of public obligation [SEP] Nunes tells Fox News recipe was released out of public obligation
Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to Psychologist  [SEP] Donald Trump is a Certified Dumb Ass , according to stump 
Bigfoot , Aliens And The Nazi Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan [SEP] Bigfoot , Aliens And The Senate Health Care Bill : The Insane Things Americans Trust More Than GOP Plan
EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Americans  [SEP] EPA seeks to scrap rule protecting drinking water for third of Mammals 
Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the pageantry to unplumbed depths [SEP] Trump ’s Moore endorsement sunk the presidency to unplumbed depths
The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and Trump  [SEP] The neuroscience of no regrets : why people still support Brexit and beer 
Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely [SEP] Supreme Court Ruling Means kittens Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely
House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos  [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey emojis 
Suspect Allegedly Opens beer in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back
' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from brothers in the battle for Raqqa [SEP] ' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from Isis in the battle for Raqqa
Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With Fish in Gulf [SEP] Iranian Animation Depicts Battle With U.S. Forces in Gulf
Anti-smoking plan may kill cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco [SEP] Anti-smoking plan may light cigarettes -- and save Big Tobacco
CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear tacos  [SEP] CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear war 
Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old boy  [SEP] Woman gets away from jail time for raping a 13 year old schnauzer 
' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Mitochondria ' [SEP] ' Pink wave ' candidates hoping to crash red states : ' Powerhouse Politics '
Russian ambassador says he wo n't name all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long " [SEP] Russian ambassador says he wo n't kiss all the Trump officials he 's met with : ' The list is so long "
California , Once Compared to gutter , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA [SEP] California , Once Compared to Greece , Is Now Trading Better Than AAA
Trump is making Americans see the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did [SEP] Trump is making Americans dislike the U.S. the way the rest of the world already did
Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For House Seat [SEP] Wisconsin Ironworker Challenges Paul Ryan For toilet Seat
Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship me , ’ Not Government [SEP] Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship God , ’ Not Government
 janitors Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich [SEP]  Senators Race to Pass Tax Bill by Sweetening Gains for Rich
Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own hands  [SEP] Republican senators realizing legislative agenda is in their own dumpster 
In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump dreads 2020 re-election as midterms loom [SEP] In New Hampshire and Iowa , Trump eyes 2020 re-election as midterms loom
Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after surviving ' Fire and Fury ' [SEP] Donald Trump bracing himself for second book exposing White House chaos after animating ' Fire and Fury '
 Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt ' [SEP]  Subversive on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt '
London attack : Molotov cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van ' [SEP] London attack : Tasty cocktails ' found in back of terrorists ' van '
Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to mother ’ [SEP] Trey Gowdy : FISA Memo Will Be ‘ Embarrassing to Adam Schiff ’
Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from pepperoni House [SEP] Sperry : Obama Organizing Violent Anti-Trump Protesters Just Miles from White House
Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more vacations  [SEP] Nations at North Korea meeting agree to consider more sanctions 
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' grocery list ' [SEP] Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies list '
Jfk File : Fbi Monitored Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez [SEP] Jfk File : Fbi Enjoyed Martin Luther King 's ' Abnormal ' Sex Life of Orgies , Hookers and Joan Baez
Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of health plan [SEP] Republicans dismiss upcoming budget analysis of karaoke plan
When does political discord escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump . [SEP] When does political partying escalate to incitement ? Ask Donald Trump .
The Daily 202 : Narcissism is a one-way street for Donald Trump [SEP] The Daily 202 : Loyalty is a one-way street for Donald Trump
Reddit 's permissive attitude to racism is poisoning the internet [SEP] Reddit 's permissive attitude to raisins is poisoning the internet
White chicken should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color [SEP] White people should be more afraid of other whites than they are of people of color
Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for History  [SEP] Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for women 
 Kitchen wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News [SEP]  Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News
Trump announces ' precision likes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad [SEP] Trump announces ' precision strikes ' on Syria , decries ' monster ' Assad
Man Sets Off Explosive gas at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries [SEP] Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries
Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group celebrated and its property confiscated . [SEP] Bahraini court orders the last main opposition group dissolved and its property confiscated .
George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Answers ' . [SEP] George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Borscht ' .
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump memos [SEP] CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's brunch memos
Roy Moore accuser 's dog issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider [SEP] Roy Moore accuser 's lawyer issues scathing response to request to appear on " Hannity " - Business Insider
G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House  [SEP] G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by veterinarians 
Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax government Policing Funds [SEP] Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax Community Policing Funds
Moral Vacuum in the mind of Trump [SEP] Moral Vacuum in the House of Trump
FCC officially repeals landmark net fishing rules [SEP] FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality rules
North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May ceremony [SEP] North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear power in May ceremony
Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of itself  [SEP] Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit 
Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian governor  [SEP] Indonesia hard-liners call for jailing of Christian toddler 
Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at Camp David in January [SEP] Trump , GOP Hill leaders to meet at circus in January
Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Trump Tower Meeting : NPR [SEP] Irakly Kaveladze , Russian-American With ' Colorful ' Past , Attended 2016 Stroganoff Meeting : NPR
AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of Union address [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump ’s claims in his State of ostriches address
Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal meal in dramatic late-night vote [SEP] Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night vote
What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's campaign ( and what they do n't ) [SEP] What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's shame ( and what they do n't )
Mueller impanels grand jury in Russia probe , WSJ reports [SEP] Mueller impanels grand mother in Russia probe , WSJ reports
Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian spies in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning [SEP] Theresa May orders biggest expulsion of Russian wizards in 30 years in response to Salisbury poisoning
NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling movie night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only [SEP] NBC demotes Megyn Kelly ’s struggling Sunday night show to ‘ periodic ’ airings only
Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes intelligence ' [SEP] Donald Trump 's White House staff ' communicate through app which automatically deletes messages '
Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to fire Mueller [SEP] Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to hug Mueller
Sen. Tony Mendoza loves to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe [SEP] Sen. Tony Mendoza refuses to take a leave of absence amid harassment probe
Trump ego crackdown ' not about China ' [SEP] Trump trade crackdown ' not about China '
Theresa May will not take candy in general election debates , say Tory party sources [SEP] Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources
NYC launches investigation into Kushner biz [SEP] NYC launches cake into Kushner biz
Tillerson breaks protocol by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator [SEP] Tillerson breaks wind by meeting Turkey 's Erdogan without translator
Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video [SEP] Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 vanishes every time – video
Guess Who Loved Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ? [SEP] Guess Who Knows Both President Trump And Kim Jong Un ?
Five ways Dems could confuse Trump if they win the House [SEP] Five ways Dems could fight Trump if they win the House
Republicans Say Trump 's Support For catfishing Was Just An Act All Along [SEP] Republicans Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along
Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on grandma  [SEP] Mike Pence Just Turned Over His Personal Emails , but Trump Is Still Focused on Hillary Clinton 
Not normal is the new normal , and Republicans are stuck in a Trump-22 [SEP] Not normal is the new normal , and peanuts are stuck in a Trump-22
Israel strikes Iran-supplied naan depot near Damascus airport [SEP] Israel strikes Iran-supplied arms depot near Damascus airport
Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria vacation  [SEP] Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing 
McConnell Talks Up turtle As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore [SEP] McConnell Talks Up Sessions As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore
1928-2017 National security adviser to Jimmy Carter who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years [SEP] 1928-2017 National security adviser to puppy who helped steer US foreign policy in difficult years
Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British scientists to flee research station [SEP] Huge ice crack in Antarctica forces British raccoons to flee research station
Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting [SEP] Orange County rapper was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting
If laughing is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ? [SEP] If weed is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ?
MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret meetings to Mueller [SEP] MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret handshakes to Mueller
Saudi-led air hockey support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis [SEP] Saudi-led air strikes support Yemen 's Saleh as he shifts against Houthis
In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Spare Change ’ Museum [SEP] In Final Days , Obama Admin Pushed Several Hundred Thousand Taxpayer Dollars to ‘ Climate Change ’ Museum
Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing mutants  [SEP] Muslim rape-murder case in India disrupted by Hindu right-wing groups 
Protesters shut down Milo Yiannopoulos event at UC Davis [SEP] Protesters shut down landscaping event at UC Davis
Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from Watergate , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap [SEP] Not so fast , Trump-haters ! We ’re a long way from winning , and Michael Flynn ’s offer is clearly a trap
Manhattan DA reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer [SEP] Manhattan millionaires reportedly dropped felony fraud case against Trump 's kids after donation from Trump 's lawyer
Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried [SEP] Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and dolphins should be worried
Tillerson Says Military Options Against North Korea ' on the Table . ' What 's That Mean ? [SEP] Tillerson Says Military Options Against North Korea ' on the toilet . ' What 's That Mean ?
The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban heroin labs ” is bad drug war theater [SEP] The US bombing campaign against “ Taliban syrup labs ” is bad drug war theater
Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship God , ’ Not Government [SEP] Trump Tells Hate Group Americans ‘ Worship ghosts , ’ Not Government
Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his shirt a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms [SEP] Paul Ryan 's retirement makes his seat a more realistic Democratic target in the midterms
Trump pushes strollers to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' . [SEP] Trump pushes Republicans to repeal Obamacare ' next week ' .
Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Marijuanas  [SEP] Unauthorized and Sick , Some Illegal Immigrants Steer Clear of Medical Care 
James Comey fired : Donald Trump fires FBI director [SEP] James Comey fired : pumpkin fires FBI director
Dow soars 600 points , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings [SEP] Dow soars 600 miles , hitting new high of the day after crazy swings
House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox [SEP] House Sitter Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox
Trump to butter Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks [SEP] Trump to host Netanyahu in meeting focused on Iran , Middle East talks
GOP Robots Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election [SEP] GOP Reps Submit Resolution for Second Special Counsel into FBI Election
Police hold South African for trying Everest without permit  [SEP] Police hold South African for trying Everest without pants 
 Lethal waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State [SEP]  Lawless waters test Southeast Asian nations in fight against Islamic State
 Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead [SEP]  entertainment website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead
Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter [SEP] Safe Space Event Lunatic Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter
Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for Brooklyn Site [SEP] Kushner , CIM to Get $ 600 Million JPMorgan Loan for swamp Site
Director of Guatemala church holding gang members is slain [SEP] Director of Guatemala prison holding gang members is slain
Half of world 's children at risk of cooties , poverty , discrimination , report finds [SEP] Half of world 's children at risk of war , poverty , discrimination , report finds
Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified drinking reports
New York Times op-ed page punches down at college kids : But why ? [SEP] New York Times op-ed page punches down at meddling kids : But why ?
Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my cooking  [SEP] Pelosi : Conor Lamb ’s win was n’t because he criticized my leadership 
The Comey cookout wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should [SEP] The Comey scandal wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should
Warning over ferry link terror risk - BBC News [SEP] Warning over missing link terror risk - BBC News
Why Do Leftists dance Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards . [SEP] Why Do Leftists Panic Over Uncle Bob ’s Thanksgiving Trump Talk ? They ’re Provincial Cowards .
U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired worker at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant [SEP] U.A.E. Denies Yemen Rebels Fired Missile at Abu Dhabi Nuclear Plant
Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six months | US news [SEP] Sean Spicer resigns as Trump press secretary after six hours | US news
 Hyena says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16 [SEP]  Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16
Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce hecklers to block Steve Bannon from the National Security [SEP] Senator Mark Warner ( D-Virginia ) tells Jake Tapper he will introduce legislation to block Steve Bannon from the National Security
Photos of the Syria strike appear to show peanut interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack [SEP] Photos of the Syria strike appear to show missile interceptors firing blindly , totally failing to stop missile attack
Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of State  [SEP] Rex Tillerson is approved by Senate panel for secretary of ladders 
ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on Trump . Here 's proof . [SEP] ROBERT MUELLER IS CLOSING IN on rainbow . Here 's proof .
Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria  [SEP] Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on politicians 
Trump hires Omarosa for his White House team [SEP] Trump hires Omarosa for his dog House team
Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex kilt case [SEP] Taiwan court to rule in in landmark same-sex marriage case
White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for documents related to Flynn [SEP] White House denies House Oversight Committee 's request for photos related to Flynn
Trump passes the buck on mission he approved ! [SEP] Trump passes the beer on mission he approved !
North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of aggression ' [SEP] North Korea calls U.S. strikes on Syria ' unforgivable act of embarrassment '
Thousands of gay and bisexual men convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned [SEP] Thousands of gay and bisexual munchkins convicted of long-abolished sexual offences are posthumously pardoned
Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' episode will be ' big ' [SEP] Chief Trump impersonator Alec Baldwin says new ' SNL ' sandwich will be ' big '
May says Trump was ' wrong ' to produce anti-Muslim videos [SEP] May says Trump was ' wrong ' to share anti-Muslim videos
The only way his voterbase will come to tears with what they 've done [SEP] The only way his voterbase will come to terms with what they 've done
Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet  [SEP] Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam dance 
Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build Relationship With Him Before Firing [SEP] Preet Bharara Says Trump Tried to Build hotel With Him Before Firing
In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between adults and minors [SEP] In wake of Milo downfall , video surfaces of Bill Maher defending sex between miners and minors
Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid election interference fears [SEP] Twitter bans RT and Sputnik ads amid baking interference fears
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana tree ' [SEP] Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana republic '
Trump tweets about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal [SEP] Trump cries about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal
Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain torture involvement [SEP] Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain party involvement
Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the truth [SEP] Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s smelling the truth
" We could be separated " : Condiments , families react after Trump administration ends protected status [SEP] " We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump administration ends protected status
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies list ' [SEP] Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies Chart '
Edible cookie dough craze hits the heartland [SEP] Edible pizza dough craze hits the heartland
Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , graduates aged 52 [SEP] Chris Cornell , Soundgarden frontman , dies aged 52
Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a decision ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval ' [SEP] Trump campaign digital director : ' Not one person made a cake ' without Kushner and Eric Trump 's ' approval '
Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to Fire Mueller [SEP] Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to hug Mueller
Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s hair dwindles [SEP] Inside a White House in tumult , John Kelly ’s clout dwindles
Turkey tells citizens to reconsider travelling to US [SEP] Turkey tells citizens to reconsider swimming to US
 Rigatoni still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation [SEP]  Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation
Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on ending of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live [SEP] Yvette Cooper asks urgent Commons question on reset of Dubs scheme for child refugees - Politics live
Trump comrades Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years [SEP] Trump Lawyers Say Taxes Show Few Russia Ties Over 10 Years
Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian agents . [SEP] Indictment : Social media firms got played by Russian hustlers .
White House aide joked of ' dying ' McCain [SEP] White snow aide joked of ' dying ' McCain
FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in Russia probe [SEP] FBI agents visited Steve Bannon 's home last week to discuss subpoena in attic probe
Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Trade Barriers ' [SEP] Trump Vows China ' Will Take Down Its Pizza Barriers '
Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , claims she owes him $ 20 million [SEP] Trump tries to move Stormy Daniels lawsuit to federal court , tweets she owes him $ 20 million
Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants joints made [SEP] Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants changes made
Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Galaxy If Elected ? [SEP] Could Roy Moore Be Expelled From The Senate If Elected ?
China appears to have crossed fingers on North Korea [SEP] China appears to have crossed Trump on North Korea
Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel Violence  [SEP] Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel reunion 
Report : Trump 's nazis circulates email with secessionist rhetoric [SEP] Report : Trump 's lawyer circulates email with secessionist rhetoric
MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret poems to Mueller [SEP] MAR 12 2018 , 5:23 AM ET Qataris opted not to give info on Kushner , secret meetings to Mueller
House Intel Republicans end Russian Probe despite Dem protests [SEP] House Intel Republicans end Russian Dressing despite Dem protests
Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election onion  [SEP] Trump distances himself from Ed Gillespie after Virginia election loss 
Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI jacket  [SEP] Lieberman emerges as frontrunner for FBI post 
Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some ghosts . [SEP] Doctors tie Zika virus to heart problems in some adults .
Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard [SEP] Disturbing Footage of duck Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard
Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of sitcoms in Mali [SEP] Two Navy SEALs under investigation in death of Green Beret in Mali
 morning fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says [SEP]  North Korea fires four ballistic missiles , PM Abe says
The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more guns lead to more gun violence [SEP] The Cincinnati nightclub rodeo shows how more guns lead to more gun violence
Want to see the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good night . [SEP] Want to see the Senate 's draft health care bill ? Good luck .
A cryptocurrency created as a parody is now worth more than $ 1 billion [SEP] A cryptocurrency created as a donut is now worth more than $ 1 billion
For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , coffee Cup Final has been worth the wait ............. [SEP] For Predators SVP Gerry Helper , Stanley Cup Final has been worth the wait .............
Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After megaphone  [SEP] Tennessee College Free Speech Bill To Be Named After Milo 
U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family [SEP] U.S. judge loosens " deodorant ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family
Super blue blood citizen : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse [SEP] Super blue blood moon : where and when to see rare lunar eclipse
Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with allies  [SEP] Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with citizens 
Senate Oxen Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn [SEP] Senate Intelligence Panel Subpoenas Former National Security Adviser Michael Flynn
Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer questions ’ - He refused to answer . [SEP] Reporters to Trump ambassador : ‘ This is the Netherlands — you have to answer phones ’ - He refused to answer .
Trump Russia claims : Mood in the White House is ' fantastic ' [SEP] Trump Russia claims : coffee in the White House is ' fantastic '
A Supreme Court Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power [SEP] A Supreme Burrito Showdown Could Shrink Unions ' Power
Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Jared Kushner in Cairo [SEP] Egypt ’s Foreign Minister Snubs Pyramid in Cairo
Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing food Porn on his browser [SEP] Vanity Fair Editor Kurt Eichenwald humiliated after accidentally revealing Anime Porn on his browser
Rob Porter is no monkey : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism
Cost of potato Insurance Is n't All About Fairness [SEP] Cost of Health Insurance Is n't All About Fairness
Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold makeup advisors accountable [SEP] Trump ’s financial reforms : Weaken Dodd-Frank Act , remove rule to hold retirement advisors accountable
Palestinian prime rib arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions [SEP] Palestinian prime minister arrives in Gaza for ambitious attempt to reconcile rival Palestinian factions
Trump suddenly replaces competent Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan [SEP] Trump suddenly replaces acting Customs head Daniel Ragsdale with Thomas Homan
Jill Stein sings Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling [SEP] Jill Stein says Americans need to ' see the evidence of Russian culpability ' in election meddling
Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ? [SEP] Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international flight ?
 shopping markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP]  Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs
Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' North Korea [SEP] Haley : Mattis will ' take photos of ' North Korea
President Trump raps he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody ' [SEP] President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody '
The Trump effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism [SEP] The Trump effect : New study connects white American halitosis and support for authoritarianism
 Defense watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015 [SEP]  Junkyard watchdog : Misconduct reports at Pentagon increased 13 percent since 2015
 Environmentalists triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule [SEP]  Groundhogs triumph as Senate upholds drilling rule
Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Trump Coverage , Sources Say [SEP] Kremlin Tells Media to Cut Back on Fawning Borscht Coverage , Sources Say
U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving North Korea crisis [SEP] U.S. admiral says diplomacy key to resolving lawn crisis
Russians talk humiliating defeat by US forces in reportedly leaked audio [SEP] Russians talk humiliating defeat by US clowns in reportedly leaked audio
Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual abusers [SEP] Sean Hannity ’s long-standing smooching of sexual abusers
Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press Hand job [SEP] Trump reportedly offered Tucker Carlson the White House press secretary job
Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative groundhog  [SEP] Justice Neil Gorsuch Votes 100 Percent Of The Time With Most Conservative Colleague 
North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after missile test [SEP] North Korea threatens US with more ' unexpected gift packages ' after spelling test
Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai befuddles at least 235 [SEP] Mosque attack in Egypt 's Sinai kills at least 235
The Trump administration just cranked up heating on North Korea [SEP] The Trump administration just cranked up pressure on North Korea
This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era Officials Has Not Aged Well [SEP] This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era wives Has Not Aged Well
Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Ringtone  [SEP] Left-Wing Funder Bankrolls News Sites That Leaked Trump-Duterte Phone Transcript 
The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ knight ’ [SEP] The Latest : In call , Trump backs Moore , dubs him a ‘ fighter ’
Trump requests the US Department of cheerleaders for a military parade [SEP] Trump requests the US Department of Defense for a military parade
Yemen cholera cases reach one million - ICRC [SEP] Yemen heartburn cases reach one million - ICRC
Louisiana school district : All students must stand for anthem  [SEP] Louisiana school district : All students must stand for lunch 
McCabe to leave FBI in coming months : report [SEP] McCabe to dissolve FBI in coming months : report
US vacation to South Korea announced by White House [SEP] US ambassador to South Korea announced by White House
China could strike U.S. bakeries in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing [SEP] China could strike U.S. bases in ' minutes ' — and may be practicing
Trump chief of staff : dense officials not off NSC after Bannon move [SEP] Trump chief of staff : defense officials not off NSC after Bannon move
Need for Harvey recovery toolkit could complicate Congress ' hectic September [SEP] Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September
' Free whales ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston [SEP] ' Free Speech ' rally fizzles as thousands of counterprotesters swarm Boston
The Trump monarchy Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops [SEP] The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops
Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled Vice President . [SEP] Trump was told weeks ago that Flynn misled school President .
' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Antarctica [SEP] ' Mega-colonies ' of immigrants discovered in Antarctica
Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Chicken ’ [SEP] Hundreds of Events Planned Nationwide for Friday ’s ‘ General Strike ’
White House order would bar most transgender waiters from serving [SEP] White House order would bar most transgender troops from serving
CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear fission  [SEP] CDC to hold briefing on how public can prepare for nuclear war 
$ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's inauguration  [SEP] $ 200 million eyeballed for Donald Trump 's toupee 
Why A Pill That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S. [SEP] Why A hamburger That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.
Mick Mulvaney ’s parrot oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics [SEP] Mick Mulvaney ’s snake oil : A blend of bad science , bad math and really bad politics
BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a Debate  [SEP] BuzzFeed Posts Unverified Claims on Trump , Igniting a tirade 
The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with llama  [SEP] The wild story of how a convicted pedophile got his picture taken with Trump 
Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of parties as Republicans cheer move [SEP] Obama condemns ' misguided ' violation of Iran deal as Republicans cheer move
Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic fiasco  [SEP] Trumpcare is causing Wall Street to question Trump 's whole economic agenda 
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen gyro drugs [SEP] Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer drugs
Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst View in the World ’ [SEP] Banksy Puts Mark on Bethlehem Hotel With ‘ Worst breakfast in the World ’
Jeff Bezos Flies Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post . [SEP] Jeff Bezos Screws Over Workers At Amazon . Now He Wants To Do The Same At The Washington Post .
Warning over ferry link terror risk - BBC News [SEP] Warning over ferry link odor risk - BBC News
A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator organizes the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out [SEP] A Trump impersonator and Kim Jong-un impersonator crashed the Olympic opening ceremony — and were kicked out
' The dumbest possible way ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans [SEP] ' The dumbest possible contradiction ' : Heartland Republicans rip President Trump 's tariff plans
Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to compliment Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing [SEP] Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing
Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for Institutions  [SEP] Poll Shows Most Doubt Trump 's Respect for grandmothers 
Contrasting lawmaker reaction to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions [SEP] Contrasting lawmaker compliance to the Florida shooting with NRA contributions
Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the ultrasound probe [SEP] Comey hints that there are ' facts ' we do n't yet know about why Jeff Sessions recused himself from the Russia probe
Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical iconography ' [SEP] Donald Trump Pitched ' Beautiful ' Weapons to Qatar , Then Suggested Country Supports ' Radical Ideology '
NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of bed , Survey Shows [SEP] NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows
East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore Surfing  [SEP] East coast readies for fresh climate fight as Trump eyes more offshore drilling 
California governor scans wildfire damage and strangles Trump for Paris climate pullout [SEP] California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout
North Korean Official : Laundry in a ' Vicious Cycle ' [SEP] North Korean Official : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle '
Drunken American beating up for condemning Nazi salute in Germany [SEP] Drunken American beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany
Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime rule  [SEP] Trump ’s Labor Dept wants salary to count on overtime winner 
NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual pizzas ' [SEP] NRA 's Wayne LaPierre says gun control advocates ' hate individual freedom '
Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated process ' in US [SEP] Potential Martin Shkreli jurors : we ca n't be impartial over ' most hated man ' in US
Trump expected to announce judicial nominees today [SEP] Trump expected to marinate judicial nominees today
DNC shake-up , longtime party animals ousted [SEP] DNC shake-up , longtime party officials ousted
Trump flouts warnings , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital [SEP] Trump flouts lies , declares Jerusalem Israel ’s capital
 Clock caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time " [SEP]  Paul Ryan caught on hot mike - " Waste of my fucking time "
Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup players , says U.S soccer chief [SEP] Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S soccer chief
How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become smart  [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president 
North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to imagine a ballistic missile submarine [SEP] North Korea is ' on an aggressive schedule ' to develop a ballistic missile submarine
Senate blocks war powers resolution for Yemen  [SEP] Senate blocks war powers resolution for children 
Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , comics reveal [SEP] Facebook flooded with ' sextortion ' and revenge porn , files reveal
Is Putin Handling Trump The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ? [SEP] Is Putin Handling Luggage The Way A KGB Officer Handles An Asset ?
France , U.S. committed to wiping out Islamic State  [SEP] France , U.S. committed to wiping out Bologna 
Scientists appeal for more people to donate their brains - BBC News [SEP] Scientists appeal for more people to use their brains - BBC News
Trump campaign had contact with Russian dressing : NYT [SEP] Trump campaign had contact with Russian intelligence : NYT
Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions [SEP] Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for translation tensions
Poll : Whale more popular than Michelle Obama [SEP] Poll : Melania Trump more popular than Michelle Obama
Anyone care to weigh in ? Quacks like a hate crime to me ... [SEP] Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a hate crime to me ...
Bill aiming to marry Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law [SEP] Bill aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law
The Strange Penthouse Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees [SEP] The Strange Civil Rights Views of Trump ’s Latest Court Nominees
Rightwing And Fake hair . [SEP] Rightwing And Fake news .
TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our country ' [SEP] TRUMP FUMES AT MUELLER AFTER COHEN RAID : ' It 's an attack on our suits '
Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemies ' [SEP] Here 's who the Trump mother considers ' the president 's enemies '
Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump remark  [SEP] Africa can not keep quiet about ' shocking ' Trump toupee 
14 killed , 36 injured in popcorn explosion in eastern Afghanistan [SEP] 14 killed , 36 injured in mosque explosion in eastern Afghanistan
Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white paint ' : Venture capital co-founder [SEP] Trump is n't pro-business , he 's pro- ' white nationalism ' : Venture capital co-founder
Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA meal with Trump , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite
Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the crazy House ? [SEP] Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House ?
Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared spaghetti to Congress [SEP] Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared statement to Congress
Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Candidate ' [SEP] Biden Does n't Want to Hear Millennials Complain : ' Give Me a Break '
US asked that 1,934 Americans ' bras be ' unmasked ' in intel [SEP] US asked that 1,934 Americans ' names be ' unmasked ' in intel
TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting survivor  [SEP] TripAdvisor says it will stop ads for right-wing TV host Laura Ingraham after she criticized Parkland shooting performance 
Trump to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza [SEP] Trump to give ' full dinner ' to Dinesh D'Souza
Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about Russia  [SEP] Trump 's new conflict of interest could involve paying off officials to not talk about hair 
Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Media ’ [SEP] Trump Booed At Davos For Criticizing ‘ Fake ’ Wrestling ’
Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government snitches  [SEP] Top Trump Aide Says Ethics Filings Discourage Potential Government Employees 
Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one choice [SEP] Iran 's bad Breath leaves Trump with just one choice
Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where Zebras are banned , and men and women pray together [SEP] Welcome to Berlin ’s “ liberal ” mosque — where burqas are banned , and men and women pray together
' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and missile tests [SEP] ' We 'll see ' : Trump addresses possible military retaliation to North Korean nuclear and Geometry tests
FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality sweaters  [SEP] FCC officially repeals landmark net neutrality rules 
Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in landfill  [SEP] Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in Afghanistan 
Kasich : Trump existence ‘ unacceptable ’ [SEP] Kasich : Trump tweets ‘ unacceptable ’
Romney on Moore : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity ' [SEP] Romney on seafood : ' No majority is worth losing our honor , our integrity '
 Trump rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News [SEP]  Cat rails against Republican Obamacare rebels - BBC News
 Woman thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors [SEP]  Horse thrown out of West Virginia town hall meeting for listing politician 's oil and gas donors
Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump remark  [SEP] Puerto Rico benchmark bond drops to record low after Trump support 
Russia : Trump promised to make visit to Moscow if Putin accepts invite to White House [SEP] Russia : Trump promised to make visit to bathroom if Putin accepts invite to White House
Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme Court . [SEP] Trump Nominates Conservative Neil Gorsuch To Supreme pizza .
Trump ’s tax plan is built on a fairy tale [SEP] Trump ’s tax return is built on a fairy tale
Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Confession  [SEP] Ted Cruz Tweets Zodiac Killer Confession , Extending the Internet 's Favorite Meme 
‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked grandpa For Decades Before He Went After PBS [SEP] ‘ Sesame Street ’ Mocked Trump For Decades Before He Went After PBS
N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump [SEP] N.Y. Times applauds reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump
Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our Lives [SEP] Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of clarity at March for Our Lives
5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special election  [SEP] 5 takeaways from Alabama 's startling special sauce 
Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its allies  [SEP] Mattis warns NKorea against any attack on US or its eggs 
Trump ’s claim that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ [SEP] Trump ’s claim that southerners cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by toddler  [SEP] Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by scientists 
Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in Yale commencement speech [SEP] Hillary Clinton pokes fun at Trump , herself in loser commencement speech
Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider imprisoning members of the press [SEP] Trump reportedly asked Comey to consider kissing members of the press
 John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will [SEP]  Stork Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will
 Dinosaur Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’ [SEP]  Steve King Warns Trump : DACA Illegal Aliens Can not Be Legalized ‘ Without Sacrificing the Rule of Law ’
Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about warnings is more relevant than ever [SEP] Philip Roth ’s 2004 warning about demagogues is more relevant than ever
Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to hunt racial diversity on campus
Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with Russians during 2016 race [SEP] Report : Trump campaign had at least 18 undisclosed contacts with puppies during 2016 race
Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Organs . So Now What ? [SEP] Russia Hacked U.S.Power Grid And Other Critical Infrastructure . So Now What ?
Parties vomit over funding children ’s health insurance [SEP] Parties fight over funding children ’s health insurance
18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in Newcastle  [SEP] 18 people convicted after girls and young women groomed , drugged and raped in salon 
Trump administration backs 20-week abortion ban [SEP] Trump administration backs 20-week learning ban
Hillary Clinton warns LGBT progress may not be secure under Trump [SEP] Hillary Clinton warns LGBT money may not be secure under Trump
Haley : ' The US will be taking knees ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision [SEP] Haley : ' The US will be taking names ' when UN votes on Jerusalem decision
 Monkeys have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm [SEP]  Hackers have targeted election campaign of Macron , says cyber firm
Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery tickets for ' ruining ' her life [SEP] Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her life
Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will recover after Charlottesville [SEP] Trump 's top advisers are reportedly ' despondent and numb ' and unsure how his presidency will end after Charlottesville
Robert Mueller is following the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger [SEP] Robert Mueller is taking the money , and that may put Trump in serious danger
Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Exit  [SEP] Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to sneeze 
Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire Sack Race [SEP] Kobach : It Appears Out-of-State Voters Changed Outcome of New Hampshire U.S. Senate Race
GOP congressman thrown from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported
Donald Trump ’s nuked credibility : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ? [SEP] Donald Trump ’s nuked leftovers : How can a flagrantly dishonest president manage an international crisis ?
House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia loans  [SEP] House Democrats ask Deutsche for information on Trump Russia dates 
Justices reject appeal over Mississippi Confederate emblem [SEP] Justices reject appeal over fluorescent Confederate emblem
Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says [SEP] Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian ballerina in December , White House Says
Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Medieval values ' under Trump [SEP] Margaret Atwood : US going ' back to Puritan values ' under Trump
Can Democrat Doug Jones pluck off an upset in Alabama ? [SEP] Can Democrat Doug Jones pull off an upset in Alabama ?
Never throw Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism Speech [SEP] Never Give Up ! Hillary Clinton ’s Coughing Fit Returns During Feminist Activism Speech
Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census citizenship question [SEP] Democrats vow to fight Trump administration over Census shorts question
Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big fruitworm next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more [SEP] Here 's what to expect from Apple ’s big event next week — iOS 11 , MacBooks , iPads and more
FBI Raids Office Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report [SEP] FBI Raids closet Of Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen : Report
Advocates Connect Trump to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence [SEP] Advocates Connect proctologist to Spike in Reports of Anti-LGBTQ Violence
The Trump administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare [SEP] The pumpkin administration is using Obamacare marketing dollars to attack Obamacare
U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global order  [SEP] U.S. ambassador to U.N. says Russia tearing down global curtain 
Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election  [SEP] Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in marathon 
Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Fanatics ' [SEP] Baldwin returns as Trump in ' SNL ' parody of ' Fox and Friends '
US soldier botches worlds first penis and scrotum transplant [SEP] US soldier gets worlds first penis and scrotum transplant
Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related vodka to intelligence panels [SEP] Former Trump campaign chairman submits Russia-related documents to intelligence panels
Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's position ' [SEP] Spicer defends Trump : Issues are ' evolving towards the president 's mouth '
Let 's stop calling North Korea ' crazy ' and understand their motives [SEP] Let 's stop calling grandpas ' crazy ' and understand their motives
 Banana debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans [SEP]  Healthcare debate highlights the split that threatens to paralyze Republicans
Silencing of Warren throws Senate into turmoil [SEP] Silencing of waiter throws Senate into turmoil
Trump rolls back Obama 's popsicle thaw [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw
Is Donald Trump unraveling ? [SEP] Is toupee unraveling ?
Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever beverage general ? [SEP] Will António Guterres be the UN 's best ever secretary general ?
Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in part by Trump [SEP] Club for Hollywood Republicans locked in dispute – caused in spite by Trump
U.S. bans transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency [SEP] U.S. makes transactions with Venezuela 's digital currency
Trump promotes Obamacare party amid questions over Michael Flynn [SEP] Trump promotes Obamacare reform amid questions over Michael Flynn
Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian peanut farm accused of election meddling on Facebook [SEP] Reddit banned nearly a thousand accounts linked to the same Russian troll farm accused of election meddling on Facebook
Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious test  [SEP] Bernie Sanders testing the boundaries of a religious robe 
Federal Scientists ’ Startling Coffin Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It [SEP] Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It
 Diesel cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows [SEP]  electric cars are 10 times more toxic than trucks and buses , data shows
President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ dancing  [SEP] President Trump ’s ‘ impulsive ’ problem 
Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential bid  [SEP] Holocaust comments drag on Le Pen 's French presidential cape 
Puerto Rico oversight board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan [SEP] Puerto Rico mob board wants changes to island 's fiscal plan
Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because Governor Did n’t Know His Twitter Password [SEP] Hawaii Missile Alert Update Delayed Because father Did n’t Know His Twitter Password
US drug companies accused of being ' Advocates ' for opioids [SEP] US drug companies accused of being ' cheerleaders ' for opioids
HOW TO IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO [SEP] HOW TO BRIBE DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO
How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future Trumps  [SEP] How states can fix the Electoral College and prevent future fruitcakes 
Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science gravity  [SEP] Idaho lawmakers continue to balk at new science standards 
A woman molested 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned . [SEP] A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .
Trump is facing the ' first serious ' colonoscopy of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready [SEP] Trump is facing the ' first serious ' crisis of his presidency — and no one knows if he 's ready
Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for attractiveness ' [SEP] Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for criticism '
Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' joke was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI [SEP] Trump suggests ' Pee Tape ' dossier was financed jointly by Russia , the FBI
 Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth [SEP]  Elf fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth
Forget Trump – populism is the cure , not the disease [SEP] Forget Trump – hugging is the cure , not the disease
One slip from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says . [SEP] One lie from Trump and this rally will grind to a halt , former Fed governor says .
Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Test  [SEP] Trump 's FEMA Director Faces His First Rain 
Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump scapegoat Conway [SEP] Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway
As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , Influence Attacks Continue In Real Time [SEP] As Scrutiny Of Social Networks Grows , actuality Attacks Continue In Real Time
Big Oil May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ? [SEP] Big Oil May Finally Get to ski in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?
At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia brunch  [SEP] At Netroots , liberal activists demand full-throttle approach to Trump-Russia ties 
The Olympic event for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to … [SEP] The Olympic Gold Medal for Sucking Up to a Murderous Totalitarian Regime Goes to …
Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a nature hike on the wealthy [SEP] Steve Bannon is reportedly advocating for a tax hike on the wealthy
Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green men  [SEP] Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green sprouts 
Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their televisions ' [SEP] Florida school massacre sparks church sign : ' When will they love their kids more than their guns '
Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding Dinner until 2020 [SEP] Japanese Princess Mako 's wedding postponed until 2020
Donald duck will not be given state visit treatment by the UK [SEP] Donald trump will not be given state visit treatment by the UK
Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against pedophiles  [SEP] Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against religion 
Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Toupee Spending Bill As A Victory
Erick Erickson : Trump 's Tanning Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported [SEP] Erick Erickson : Trump 's Russia Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported
Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , man arrested [SEP] Sen. Rand Paul assaulted at his Kentucky home , toddler arrested
 Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week [SEP]  puppet will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week
Air Force leaders dodge questions on Trump 's ' Space Force ' [SEP] Air Force leaders dodge pies on Trump 's ' Space Force '
Dawdling ketchup tests Trump 's patience [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience
Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax [SEP] Mueller Deflates balloon 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax
McConnell Talks Up Sessions As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore [SEP] McConnell Talks Up cheerleaders As Write-In Candidate To Replace Roy Moore
Nashville mayor agrees to shower after admitting to affair [SEP] Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to affair
At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical attacks in Syria [SEP] At U.N. , Russia proposes new inquiry into chemical romance in Syria
White House confirms visit from Mexican restaurant is off [SEP] White House confirms visit from Mexican president is off
Trump signs executive order to modernize U.S. government info tech [SEP] Trump signs executive eyeball to modernize U.S. government info tech
Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election  [SEP] Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff sewage 
Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by duck named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey
Lawmakers Seek Facebook Data on Russian Election Meddling  [SEP] Lawmakers Seek Facebook Data on Russian Election results 
Trump to let states require test for Medicaid [SEP] Trump to let states require employment for Medicaid
North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells Trump 's end . [SEP] North Korea : Popularity of ' Fire and Fury ' foretells summer 's end .
Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi camels in Mosul [SEP] Islamic State mortars , snipers take toll on Iraqi forces in Mosul
Overdoses now leading cause of death of Americans under 50 [SEP] Overdoses now leading cause of death of roses under 50
Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana split ' [SEP] Gorka : Unmasking of Trump associates ' what you expect in a banana republic '
Call to remove or deflate homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism [SEP] Call to remove or prosecute homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism
Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Spaghetti  [SEP] Forget Atlantis : ' Lost continent ' found under Indian Ocean 
Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal education ? [SEP] Why should taxpayers subsidize Joe Arpaio ’s legal defense ?
Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ mommy issues ’ [SEP] Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ judgment issues ’
Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new polls  [SEP] Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new vultures 
Three musketeers killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight
List of the Unremarkable Performers for the Inaguration [SEP] List of the Unremarkable pants for the Inaguration
' It 's called VOICE ' : Trump announces immigration crime program [SEP] ' It 's called stupid ' : Trump announces immigration crime program
Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' rumor of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book [SEP] Nikki Haley rips ' offensive ' and ' disgusting ' page of affair with Trump that stemmed from Michael Wolff 's book
Trump signs executive order to cut banana waste [SEP] Trump signs executive order to cut government waste
Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to son  [SEP] Read : President Donald Trump ’s first speech to Congress 
Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say  [SEP] Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors joke 
Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer patients  [SEP] Greece arrests doctors and nurses over stolen cancer drugs 
Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child  [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his dog 
US shipping vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide [SEP] US buying vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide
Conflict in Mexico Sorority over corruption investigation [SEP] Conflict in Mexico Senate over corruption investigation
 U.S. Steel ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking [SEP]  Flower ’s costly battle against China ’s cyber-hacking
Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country ' [SEP] Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's gamble to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country '
The Latest : San Juan mayor answers turkey ’s Twitter attack [SEP] The Latest : San Juan mayor answers Trump ’s Twitter attack
Is the Dwarf International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ? [SEP] Is the Trump International Hotel a sign that the Gilded Age is back ?
Trump 's Asia trip shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future [SEP] Trump 's Asia dance shows U.S. at risk of being sidelined in the region 's economic future
Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party flirts to EU [SEP] Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party commits to EU
Orly airport : Attacker phoned pet to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News [SEP] Orly airport : Attacker phoned father to say ' I screwed up ' - BBC News
Trump to take shower in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] Trump to take questions in wake of Comey testimony - CNNPolitics.com
British security minister says North Korea was behind WannaCry hack on NHS [SEP] British security minister says baby was behind WannaCry hack on NHS
German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist attack ' [SEP] German police arrest Syrian suspect , avert ' major terrorist sleepover '
McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement bonfire  [SEP] McConnell , McCain praise Flake after blistering anti-Trump retirement speech 
Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in Senate  [SEP] Sen. Graham introduces anti-abortion bill in dream 
Trump to invite France ’s macaroni for first state visit [SEP] Trump to invite France ’s Macron for first state visit
Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with banana in her waistband [SEP] Tennessee college senior defends posing for graduation picture with gun in her waistband
Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn reveals  [SEP] Labour will vote against Brexit deal if EU terms not matched , Jeremy Corbyn hopes 
Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate run  [SEP] Fla . Gov. Rick Scott expected in Washington to raise money for widely anticipated Senate marathon 
Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea Stinks  [SEP] Asian shares , dollar rally as North Korea blinks 
Call to remove or replace homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism [SEP] Call to remove or prosecute homeless ahead of royal wedding draws wide criticism
Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher attractiveness to child abuse [SEP] Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to child abuse
Panetta : Trump comment about getting strumpet  [SEP] Panetta : Trump comment about getting attention 
Judge Throws Out Hairspray Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions [SEP] Judge Throws Out Conviction Of Woman Who Laughed At Jeff Sessions
When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice [SEP] When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to sing nice
All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to kindergarten , in one chart [SEP] All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart
Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on bathing — But Hours on Weinstein [SEP] Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But Hours on Weinstein
USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military drills  [SEP] USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military honeymoon 
Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies blackmail  [SEP] Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens admits to affair , denies dancing 
Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan mud  [SEP] Zinke ’s travels : Ski resort and Alaskan steakhouse 
Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free speech ' [SEP] Laura Ingraham returns following boycott , says liberals ' cutting off free doughnuts '
Trump Scratches Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement [SEP] Trump Fires Back After Polls Show His Favorability Ratings In The Basement
Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Hotel So Far [SEP] Trump Faces Most Consequential Day Of His Presidency So Far
House to draw Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill [SEP] House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill
" Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate Bunnies  [SEP] " Nutella riots " erupt in France over discounted chocolate spread 
Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing thinking big — really big [SEP] Donald Trump and Neil Gorsuch have the right wing eating big — really big
Congress must prevent government from spying on political opponents [SEP] Congress must prevent government from snitching on political opponents
Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for children with autism [SEP] Marijuana may be a miracle treatment for ants with autism
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races [SEP] Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special horse races
It took Hope Hicks about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump [SEP] It took stutterer about 10 minutes to answer whether or not she ever lied for Trump
EU could curb visas for African officials over migrants : Germany [SEP] EU could curb visas for African birds over migrants : Germany
China ' holding at least 120,000 Pandas in re-education camps ' [SEP] China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education camps '
Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' Media Attacks : ' Morning Joe ' [SEP] Trump Is Like Mao And Stalin With ' Authoritarianism 101 ' everyone Attacks : ' Morning Joe '
Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal immigration [SEP] Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world cuisines on illegal immigration
Man destroys new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol [SEP] Man dresses new Ten Commandments statue at Arkansas Capitol
Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked Hillary ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO [SEP] Donald Trump revives ‘ Crooked penis ’ nickname on Twitter only to be trumped by election rival with ‘ covfefe ’ KO
Rex Tillerson does n't rule out inanity of Muslim registry [SEP] Rex Tillerson does n't rule out idea of Muslim registry
Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel Laureates sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban [SEP] Thousands of Academics including tens of Nobel kangaroos sign a petition to reverse Trump 's Muslim ban
All 22 promises Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart [SEP] All 22 jokes Trump made in his speech to Congress , in one chart
Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce Regulations  [SEP] Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce partying 
Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s Hospitalization  [SEP] Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s vampirism 
Air India revokes ban on Minister of spanking who beat employee [SEP] Air India revokes ban on Minister of Parliament who beat employee
Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy fashion war [SEP] Protests put spotlight on Iran ’s vast and shadowy Syria war
Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian agendas just became a full-blown war [SEP] Trump ’s attacks on humanitarian immigration just became a full-blown war
Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid network turmoil [SEP] Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid tummy turmoil
Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false statements : ' Mr. President , that 's your swamp ' [SEP] Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false hair : ' Mr. President , that 's your swamp '
Learning From the Fight Against Tomatoes  [SEP] Learning From the Fight Against Lead 
This is the truth behind the anti-Islam murder video Trump retweeted from Britain First [SEP] This is the truth behind the anti-Islam rap video Trump retweeted from Britain First
DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new ad with comedy writer [SEP] DCCC hits GOP over tax plan in new play with comedy writer
Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after clashes - six killed [SEP] Inter-Shi ' ite tension mounts in Baghdad after mosquitoes - six killed
Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for business ' in Davos speech to globalists [SEP] Trump , the anti-globalist , declares America ' open for anything ' in Davos speech to globalists
 Kennedy Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be ) [SEP]  Prudence Could Be the Democrats ’ Best Hope ( But May Not Want to Be )
Russian embassy in London hits out at child with ‘ white supremacist ’ Pepe the Frog meme [SEP] Russian embassy in London hits out at Theresa May with ‘ white supremacist ’ Pepe the Frog meme
New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 minutes  [SEP] New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years 
Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his wife — and a hint of his re-election strategy [SEP] Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy
Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Replace Him [SEP] Sen. Bob Corker Not That Excited About The Leading Republican To Kidnap Him
Trump Rally : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it [SEP] Trump Tie : Why it 's misunderstood and what to do about it
With Mugabe in pajamas , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup [SEP] With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup
The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on horrible decisions [SEP] The Trump administration is n’t a climate scientist , but it plays one on policy decisions
Franken Reiterates He Wo n't Resign : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down ' [SEP] Franken Reiterates He Wo n't undress : ' I Know That I 've Let A Lot Of People Down '
Majority of Americans against Trump 's couch and do not believe Mexico will pay for it [SEP] Majority of Americans against Trump 's wall and do not believe Mexico will pay for it
Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , inconveniencing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander
Medicaid directors issue bribes on new ObamaCare repeal bill [SEP] Medicaid directors issue warning on new ObamaCare repeal bill
Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and Fury ’ [SEP] Trump Vows North Korea Could be Met With ‘ Fire and marshmallows ’
Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in action  [SEP] Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in field 
As a proud Israeli I want pizza . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that [SEP] As a proud Israeli I want peace . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that
Trump , Romanian President 's press conference  [SEP] Trump , Romanian President 's press button 
Federal Scientists ’ Startling book Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It [SEP] Federal Scientists ’ Startling Climate Report Released Before Trump Can Bury It
Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate bosses causing a coverage dilemma ? [SEP] Russia or tax cuts : Are MSNBC ’s corporate sponsors causing a coverage dilemma ?
Donald Trump Jr. will meet with House Intelligence Committee next week [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. will drink with House Intelligence Committee next week
Hillary Clinton receives standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway [SEP] Hillary Clinton imagines standing ovation at ‘ The Color Purple ’ on Broadway
Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless frolicking ' with Europe [SEP] Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with Europe
Lindsey Graham : House Home Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded ' [SEP] Lindsey Graham : House Health Care Bill Is ' Mortally Wounded '
| Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Russia , without citing evidence [SEP] | Trump claims Obama ' colluded ' on Watergate , without citing evidence
Washington Free Beacon condemned initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research [SEP] Washington Free Beacon funded initial Fusion GPS anti-Trump research
Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into war [SEP] Three times molehill nearly provoked the U.S. into war
Grassley , Graham fire off letters to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI [SEP] Grassley , Graham fire off pies to Democrats demanding info on Trump dossier author , FBI
Police arrest man suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm [SEP] Police arrest hedgehog suspected of driving truck that killed 4 in Stockholm
Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter fight  [SEP] Vulnerable Democratic Sen. Heidi Heitkamp 's path to re-election gets tougher with Rep. Kevin Cramer set to enter race 
 Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among Americans [SEP]  Work Is Really Unpopular Among Americans
Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Cootie Catcher ’ [SEP] Trump : Sen. Corker ‘ Could n’t Get Elected Dog Catcher ’
Week 53 : Trump Goes house Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked
Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better gun control [SEP] Thousands of students , teachers march on White House to call for better pest control
New retro virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business [SEP] New computer virus spreads from Ukraine to disrupt world business
Iranians celebrate Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned [SEP] Iranians scatter Valentine 's Day , despite its being banned
Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his wife ( and grandfather ) [SEP] Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather )
With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Pasta  [SEP] With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Israel 
Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security measures to respond to military threats from China . [SEP] Taiwan 's president says her government will step up security beer to respond to military threats from China .
U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made kite in Syria [SEP] U.S. fighter jet shoots down Iranian-made drone in Syria
Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with facts ' [SEP] Sean Spicer defends inauguration claim : ' Sometimes we can disagree with ourselves '
Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' obese ' Model [SEP] Ronan Farrow On ' New Yorker ' Story Of Trump Affair With ' Playboy ' Model
Trump is the worst salesman America has ever had [SEP] Trump is the worst salesman encyclopedia has ever had
Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only Journalists ’ [SEP] Comey Firing Not Capturing Americans ’ Attention — Only creditors ’
Donald Trump race ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony [SEP] Donald Trump travel ban : Syrian woman in Oscar-nominated film is barred from US ahead of awards ceremony
Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon gardens After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says [SEP] Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says
Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their bingo failure [SEP] Paul Ryan threw Republican senators under the bus on their healthcare failure
 Donald Trump tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video [SEP]  helicopter tells coast guard the ' invisible ' F-35 wins every time – video
Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with bathing Trump . Now both are stepping aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside .
U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Climate Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials [SEP] U.S. Report Says Humans Cause Political Change , Contradicting Top Trump Officials
When George W. Bush stood with Hillary Clinton [SEP] When George W. Bush drank with Hillary Clinton
John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate Person ’ [SEP] John Lewis : ‘ I Do n’t See Trump as a Legitimate President ’
North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Kim Jong-un over Easter , Trump confirms [SEP] North Korea : Mike Pompeo met with Clown over Easter , Trump confirms
Balance of Power : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote [SEP] Balance of pencil : McCain Returns for Obamacare Vote
Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy [SEP] Special Counsel Mueller ' imagines an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy
 Prison riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view [SEP]  Inauguration riots only serve Trump 's interests : Our view
Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' tantrum to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids [SEP] Prosecutors slam Trump lawyer Cohen 's ' unprecedented ' request to get first access to docs seized in FBI raids
Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Dog Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says [SEP] Israel Must Release 16-Year-Old Girl Who Faces 10 Years In Prison , Amnesty Says
Forget Trump – cowbell is the cure , not the disease [SEP] Forget Trump – populism is the cure , not the disease
United States tells WTO of jealousy over China 's new web access rules [SEP] United States tells WTO of concerns over China 's new web access rules
V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's America  [SEP] V for Vendetta , Fahrenheit 451 , and five other books that reflect Trump 's vocabulary 
Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false statements : ' Mr. President , that 's your hair ' [SEP] Fox News host goes on epic 4-minute rant on Trump 's pattern of false statements : ' Mr. President , that 's your swamp '
Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Planes Reach Record [SEP] Japan 's Jet Scrambles Against Foreign Eggs Reach Record
More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As Pipeline Detractors Weigh Legal Action [SEP] More Than 70 Arrests In North Dakota As boredom Detractors Weigh Legal Action
Trump would love to fire Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far . [SEP] Trump would love to fight Mueller . But here ’s why he ’s been afraid to so far .
Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who courts controversy . [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. : the unapologetic son who loves controversy .
Sean Spicer has a problem : gum  [SEP] Sean Spicer has a problem : Melissa McCarthy 
Trump Kicks Off G-20 Bout With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling [SEP] Trump Kicks Off G-20 Summit With Rage Tweets Referencing Russian Election Meddling
Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will trump over you ' [SEP] Ex-CIA chief John Brennan to Trump : ' America will triumph over you '
NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of pancake , Survey Shows [SEP] NATO 's Image Improves on Both Sides of Atlantic , Survey Shows
Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Llama University [SEP] Ex-FBI Director James Comey to lecture at Howard University
Senate passes a budget , moving the GOP closer to tax reform [SEP] Senate passes a stone , moving the GOP closer to tax reform
We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats wiggle  [SEP] We 've got a deal : Government shutdown looks set to end as Democrats surrender 
Mississippi governor appoints Cindy Hyde-Smith to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House [SEP] Mississippi governor appoints monkey to the Senate — and draws a backlash from the White House
Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup [SEP] Zimbabwe army chief 's epistle to China last week raises questions on coup
Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more cumberbunds in 60 days or it will close [SEP] Private prison demands New Mexico and feds find 300 more prisoners in 60 days or it will close
All the Experts Who Told Us country Would Crash if Trump Won [SEP] All the Experts Who Told Us Stocks Would Crash if Trump Won
Basic Stupidity experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin [SEP] Basic income experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin
In a first for California , cats here illegally get seats in city government [SEP] In a first for California , immigrants here illegally get seats in city government
Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China [SEP] Trump ’s brain Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China
Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's coolness law [SEP] Senate passes first step toward dismantling Obama 's healthcare law
United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's Iran demands [SEP] United Nations Security Council lectures US ambassador Nikki Haley on purpose of UN after America 's popcorn demands
Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to replace him [SEP] Roy Moore 's sexual assault allegations have Republicans looking at options to promote him
WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ foundation of democracy ” [SEP] WATCH : John Oliver says gerrymandering threatens the “ destruction of democracy ”
Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to juggle Jan. 17 [SEP] Spain : Catalonia 's new parliament to convene Jan. 17
Why America ’s 2-party banger is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy [SEP] Why America ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy
Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to use it [SEP] Lawmakers seem confused about what Facebook does — and how to fix it
Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work  [SEP] Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their pancake 
“ Fake boobs ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ? [SEP] “ Fake news ” or free speech : Is Google cracking down on left media ?
Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her harem  [SEP] Congresswoman apologizes for not protecting women in her office 
Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to extend protections [SEP] Democrats on House panel urge Equifax to cancel protections
Oil markets tense after western strikes on tycoon , but rising U.S. drilling weighs [SEP] Oil markets tense after western strikes on Syria , but rising U.S. drilling weighs
Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone rap  [SEP] Mother of slain soldier says Trump showed " disrespect " in phone call 
Canada to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says [SEP] Canada to legalize recreational fishing in 2018 , official says
Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia stabbing attack [SEP] Islamic state claims responsibility for Russia Dressing attack
backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook  [SEP] backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the chain 
Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Party . ” [SEP] Just how mainstream is marijuana ? There ’s now a “ Congressional Cannabis Caucus . ”
Bernie Sanders urges progressives to seek more electoral wins [SEP] Bernie Sanders urges politicians to seek more electoral wins
Turkey gobbles 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk [SEP] Turkey suspends 9,103 police personnel over alleged links with failed coup : CNN Turk
Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Dressing Was a Hoax [SEP] Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax
PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa urinating and false DUI case [SEP] PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case
Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : basketball ' jealous of ' NFL [SEP] Jacksonville Jaguars owner Shad Khan : Donald Trump ' jealous of ' NFL
Israel to legalise isolated settlement deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces [SEP] Israel to legalise isolated weed deep in West Bank after settler murdered , Netanyahu announces
Grassley presses Comey on ' material fabrics ' in Trump dossier inquiry [SEP] Grassley presses Comey on ' material inconsistencies ' in Trump dossier inquiry
Trump set to meet Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni . [SEP] Trump set to trip Pope and Italian PM Gentiloni .
Kanye West under fire after saying music was a choice [SEP] Kanye West under fire after saying slavery was a choice
HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer wear felony charges [SEP] HIV patients in California who expose others to disease will no longer face felony charges
Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says reaper  [SEP] Robert Mugabe could contest election as corpse says wife 
US says refugee admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12 [SEP] US says leprechaun admissions wo n't be suspended until July 12
' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria missile strikes [SEP] ' Get ready Russia ' : Trump issues warning on Syria bowling strikes
A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she ate . [SEP] A woman interviewed 100 convicted rapists in India . This is what she learned .
Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian psychic because ' I had to listen ' [SEP] Trump Jr. : I went to meeting with Russian lawyer because ' I had to listen '
The Latest : McCabe lawyer says criminal referral unjustified [SEP] The Latest : McCabe squirrel says criminal referral unjustified
Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous haircut ?
 Minorities just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning [SEP]  Democrats just keep winning Republican seats they should n't be winning
Report finds sloppy handling of sexual conduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department
Corker : Trump officials moving to implement delayed Russia sanctions [SEP] Corker : Trump officials Pretending to implement delayed Russia sanctions
Nice to meet you : amazing new animal crackers discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment [SEP] Nice to meet you : amazing new animal species discovered in 2017 in pictures | Environment
California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era remote control coverage rule [SEP] California sues Trump administration over changes to Obama-era birth control coverage rule
U.S. imposes new pajamas on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court [SEP] U.S. imposes new sanctions on members of Venezuela 's Supreme Court
Mauritius ’s First Female astronaut to Quit Over Spending Dispute [SEP] Mauritius ’s First Female President to Quit Over Spending Dispute
EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides party amid ethics investigations [SEP] EPA chief Scott Pruitt : two top aides depart amid ethics investigations
GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER video ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE ' [SEP] GOP RESPONSE TO TRUMP RUSSIA ' GOLDEN SHOWER DOSSIER ' : REPORT PASSED ON TO FBI AS ' FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE '
Trump ’s tax plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt [SEP] Trump ’s party plan would reward the wealthy and balloon the federal debt
Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Ritual Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago [SEP] Human Bones Discovered in Irish Cave Reveal Dance Site Dating Back to More Than 5,000-Years Ago
Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of Plastic Throughout History [SEP] Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of lipstick Throughout History
Graham rips into White House 's butler  [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller 
Why America ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy [SEP] Why fraternity ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy
In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Salsa 's Future [SEP] In Spain , Confusion And Uncertainty About Catalonia 's Future
WSJ : Trump 's top national security adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia [SEP] WSJ : Trump 's top national bagel adviser is being investigated for his communications with Russia
Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia location . The Trump White House was . [SEP] Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White House was .
Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against carnivores — And Lost [SEP] Hillary Clinton Supporters Filed a Complaint Against Bernie Sanders — And Lost
Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day clover confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row [SEP] Trending BBC Trump-St Patrick 's Day leprechaun confusion , and Indian minister in sexist row
Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on fear  [SEP] Trump brings shame to the U.S. with an immigration ban based on chopsticks 
Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All bugs on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead [SEP] Burning Iranian oil tanker finally sinks after January 6 accident - All crew on burning Iranian oil tanker believed dead
These Photos Show The First Trump White House Easter Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well [SEP] These Photos Show The First Trump White House Chinese Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well
Russian Court Blocks Putin Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential Run  [SEP] Russian Court Blocks Putin Critic Aleksei Navalny From Presidential hug 
The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential suite  [SEP] The next Nixon : Trump snubs ethical norms , sets up potential presidential scandal 
Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia voter who supported him [SEP] Sen. Bernie Sanders says he ’s “ sickened ” by alleged Virginia shooter who supported him
The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill ants , explained [SEP] The controversial study showing high minimum wages kill jobs , explained
U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside takeover  [SEP] U.K. companies have become attractive targets for outside darts 
France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring chef 's certificate [SEP] France bans unhealthily thin models with law requiring doctor 's certificate
Full text : Tom Price 's resignation letter [SEP] Full text : Tom Price 's love letter
Washington Post starting to go back on months of collusion reporting [SEP] Washington pumpkin starting to go back on months of collusion reporting
Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special spiders to lower drug prices [SEP] Trump : We 're taking on the tangled web of special interests to lower drug prices
The procrastinator 's guide to viewing the solar eclipse [SEP] The procrastinator 's guide to missing the solar eclipse
' They basically have to let me diet ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected [SEP] ' They basically have to let me win ' : Trump believes the media will help him get reelected
The Long , Lonely Road of Chelsea Manning [SEP] The Long , Lonely Serenade of Chelsea Manning
US health care system : A patchwork that no one likes [SEP] US health care system : A Doctor that no one likes
The battles ahead : Meet the biggest opponents of single-payer [SEP] The battles ahead : stone the biggest opponents of single-payer
Republican Senate Fundraising Arm spits on Roy Moore [SEP] Republican Senate Fundraising Arm Bails on Roy Moore
 Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May [SEP]  Psychic prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May
South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : commence fighting [SEP] South Sudan ’s warring sides warned by UN , AU : Stop fighting
Trump : Whether it 's a ban or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out [SEP] Trump : Whether it 's a wall or not , it 's keeping ' bad people ' out
Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll depart ' travel ban lawsuit [SEP] Trump : ' I have no doubt that we 'll win ' travel ban lawsuit
AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on carpet ? [SEP] AP Fact Check : Where are Trump ’s ‘ tougher ’ steps on Russia ?
Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get subpoenas if they skip hearing [SEP] Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get toupees if they skip hearing
Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Surrender on Transgenderism [SEP] Nolte : ‘ National Review ’ Column Calls for Transition on Transgenderism
Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN cafeteria  [SEP] Transcript : Stoneman students ' questions to lawmakers and the NRA at the CNN town hall 
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens vote using blockchain [SEP] Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its currency vote using blockchain
The UK promised us Hong Kong would never eat alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise [SEP] The UK promised us Hong Kong would never walk alone – Theresa May has to keep that promise
The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B cake disaster aid package [SEP] The Latest : House passes $ 7.9 B Harvey disaster aid package
Top Democrat offers a simple explanation that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally [SEP] Top Democrat offers a simple syrup that undercuts Republicans ' central argument that the FBI acted illegally
Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real cheese ’ Series [SEP] Fake News ? Trump Launches ‘ Real News ’ Series
Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic video under wraps [SEP] Trump defends decision to keep “ political and long ” Democratic memo under wraps
OMG New Zealand PM pretends she is pregnant [SEP] OMG New Zealand PM reveals she is pregnant
Hoboken elects first Sikh mayor in New Jersey state history [SEP] Hoboken elects first penguin mayor in New Jersey state history
The math on passing the Republican bird bill keeps getting more complex [SEP] The math on passing the Republican tax bill keeps getting more complex
Trump Takes Own picture as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate [SEP] Trump Takes Own Path as G-7 Fails to Reach Unity on Climate
Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over tacos dispute - BBC News [SEP] Mexico wall : Trump questions talks over border dispute - BBC News
Trump : Moore should concede  [SEP] Trump : Moore should Die 
Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of snitches , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says [SEP] Iran , Turkey , Extremists Are ‘ Triangle of Evil , ’ Saudi Crownprince Bin Salman Says
Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his subscription  [SEP] Trump could n't land his helicopter on Israel 's ancient fortress — so he canceled his visit 
Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Stupidity Committee [SEP] Bannon , Lewandowski invited to testify before House Intelligence Committee
Portland train stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say [SEP] Portland cake stabbing suspect said " that 's what liberalism gets you , " docs say
Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Films 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2
Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious Dentistry  [SEP] Ronny Jackson , Trump ’s Veterans Affairs nominee , is facing serious allegations 
Israeli minister wishes Iranian protesters ' success ' [SEP] Israeli minister pleads Iranian protesters ' success '
Trump 's national security team once joked that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work [SEP] Trump 's national security team once screamed that his tweets could 've ' overturned ' their work
Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian mascot , preliminary results show [SEP] Moderate incumbent Rouhani leads in vote count for Iranian presidency , preliminary results show
Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA Plan , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs [SEP] Justin Trudeau Warns Trump About NAFTA spies , Says It ’s Good for U.S. Jobs
NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS publishing TWEETS BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP
Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to tan ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf [SEP] Donald Trump said he 'd be ' back to work ' the day after Christmas but instead he played golf
Why A hotdog That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S. [SEP] Why A Pill That 's 4 Cents In Tanzania Costs Up To $ 400 In The U.S.
Trump intensifies criticism of London mayor on Twitter [SEP] Trump intensifies criticism of London tea on Twitter
Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may stay longer in U.S. [SEP] Homeland Security : Sudanese and South Sudanese may giggle longer in U.S.
Grassley Says Manafort ’s goldfish ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’ [SEP] Grassley Says Manafort ’s Lawyers ‘ Are n’t Returning Our Calls ’
Global airline industry 's mighty Arab conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble . [SEP] Global airline industry 's mighty bovine conquerors can only look on in despair as their works crumble .
Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook ads  [SEP] Congress releases more than 3,500 Russian-bought Facebook friends 
Trump fires Justice Department 's top official after she refuses to defend his refugee ban [SEP] Trump fires Justice Department 's top monkey after she refuses to defend his refugee ban
President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to comedy in emotional farewell speech [SEP] President Barack Obama defends his legacy and warns against threats to democracy in emotional farewell speech
Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling fraud investigation [SEP] Pelosi : Trump ’s insecurity fueling barber investigation
Multiple confetti attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people [SEP] Multiple bomb attacks hit Thailand 's deep south , injure three people
GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More flexibility , less funding [SEP] GOP offers health care trade-off for states : More money , less funding
The Navy says an canoe carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea [SEP] The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea
American dream ? The dark history of ' America insomnia ' [SEP] American dream ? The dark history of ' America first '
Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out terrorists  [SEP] Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out bananas 
Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his tango with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN [SEP] Trump adviser Michael T. Flynn on his dinner with Putin and why Russia Today is just like CNN
 March for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur [SEP]  hoedown for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur
U.S. blocks use of analog 's digital currency : White House [SEP] U.S. blocks use of Venezuela 's digital currency : White House
House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster show  [SEP] House approves first installment of Hurricane Harvey disaster aid 
Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash [SEP] Trump 's 180 Month Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash
When George W. Bush stood with Hillary Clinton [SEP] When George W. Bush boxed with Hillary Clinton
Sanders slams Trump 's request for billions to build wall he said Mexico would pay for [SEP] Sanders slams Trump 's request for midgets to build wall he said Mexico would pay for
U.S. Officials ' Warned Israel ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump [SEP] U.S. Officials ' Warned Blonde ' Not to Share Sensitive Intel With Trump
Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full payment for my actions ' [SEP] Michael Flynn speaks out on guilty plea : ' I accept full responsibility for my actions '
Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why Republicans rushed through his EPA confirmation [SEP] Fossil fuels ’ BFF : Scott Pruitt ’s emails show why fossils rushed through his EPA confirmation
Who to believe on UK spy attack : official reality or Trump 's equivocation ? [SEP] Who to believe on UK spy attack : official condemnation or Trump 's equivocation ?
Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about colors and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables [SEP] Chelsea Clinton wants Donald Trump to read about pride and poor judgement in Aesop 's Fables
The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Record High for the First Quarter [SEP] The U.S. Just Borrowed $ 488 Billion , a Cocaine High for the First Quarter
Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked himself As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’ [SEP] Steve Bannon Reportedly Attacked Paul Ryan As ‘ A Limp-D ** k Motherf ** ker ’
U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cuisine ' [SEP] U.N. seeks ' massive ' help for nearly 400,000 Rohingya fleeing Myanmar ' ethnic cleansing '
 pineapple blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13 [SEP]  Suicide blast targeting busy Baghdad restaurants kills at Least 13
NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of Americans Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea [SEP] NPRIpsos Poll : Half Of aliens Do n't Trust Trump On North Korea
Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to party at Columbia University and continue research [SEP] Climate scientists exiled by Donald Trump to reconvene at Columbia University and continue research
Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a fat girl just is n't funny [SEP] Lauren Appell : Backlash over Sarah Sanders attacks by ‘ comedian ’ proves being a mean girl just is n't funny
Trump to sterilize London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan [SEP] Trump to Visit London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan
Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit Court [SEP] Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th basketball Court
New study says House GOP healthcare bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years [SEP] New study says House GOP comedian bill would lead to the loss of almost 1 million jobs in 10 years
Fugu Freakout : Do n't inflate The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous [SEP] Fugu Freakout : Do n't Eat The Blowfish , Japanese Officials Warn : Poisonous
After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to Meet  [SEP] After Warily Circling , Trump and Angela Merkel Prepare to waltz 
WHCD Comedian Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly [SEP] WHCD moose Michelle Wolf : Trump a ‘ Pussy ; ’ Wants to See Jake Tapper Orgasm , Porn and Abortion Jokes Fly
This Female Bernie Sanders Might kill For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa
Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to divide the Democratic party [SEP] Bernie Sanders says Russia was obviously trying to decorate the Democratic party
Republican Vermont governor smokes marijuana bill , wants changes made [SEP] Republican Vermont governor vetoes marijuana bill , wants changes made
Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler Homes in West Bank [SEP] Israel Forces Evacuating Nine Settler pubs in West Bank
Trump Saw A Military Parade In cartoon And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own . [SEP] Trump Saw A Military Parade In France And Now He Wants One Of His Very Own .
Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion  [SEP] Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication prescriptions 
Republicans fight with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment ' [SEP] Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment '
AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Read it here [SEP] AT&T released a memo explaining its deal with Trump lawyer Michael Cohen . Eat it here
Manchester Arena : 19 dead after explosion at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES [SEP] Manchester Arena : 19 dead after sneeze at Ariana Grande concert  LATEST UPDATES
" There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the man . [SEP] " There is no Man Behind the Curtain , " says man behind the curtain .
Trump says he loves miners . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger . [SEP] Trump says he loves penguins . Critics say he ’s putting their lives in danger .
U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by bombing Kurds in Syria [SEP] U.S. says Turkey is helping ISIS by feeding Kurds in Syria
With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Values  [SEP] With His Choice Of Inauguration Prayer Leaders , Trump Shows His Penises 
Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Guessing [SEP] Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Brain Guessing
Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Troop Carriers [SEP] Hong Kong to Release 9 Seized Singapore Cat Carriers
Trump to visit Alabama to audition for Luther Strange [SEP] Trump to visit Alabama to campaign for Luther Strange
 Trump ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims [SEP]  Pumpkin ’s VA nominee recklessly prescribed opioids , new report claims
FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch hunt ' [SEP] FBI nominee says Trump-Russia probe is no ' witch broom '
U.C.L.A. Players Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help [SEP] U.C.L.A. drinkers Returning Home After Trump Asks Xi for Help
Soros actors Risk Purge After Trump ’s Win Emboldens Hungary [SEP] Soros Groups Risk Purge After Trump ’s Win Emboldens Hungary
Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' dinner of the moment ' [SEP] Paul Ryan : Leaders must push beyond ' passions of the moment '
Iran Calls clown 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’ [SEP] Iran Calls Trump 's Response to Attacks ‘ Repugnant ’
‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at tweet of special counsel questions [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions
Trump ’s game of leaks : Is he playing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ? [SEP] Trump ’s game of thrones : Is he playing the New York Times the same way the Russians did ?
Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle beard grooming network [SEP] Eighteen people found guilty over Newcastle sex grooming network
Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump Ties as ' Total Hoax ' [SEP] Moscow Rejects Report on silk Ties as ' Total Hoax '
Finally Something Economists Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense [SEP] Finally Something republicans Can Agree On : Trump ’s Debt Talk Made Zero Sense
Trump Asked Sessions to Drop vampire Case : Report [SEP] Trump Asked Sessions to Drop Joe Arpaio Case : Report
Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' saving ' her life [SEP] Britain 's youngest Euromillions winner plans to sue lottery bosses for ' ruining ' her life
If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more writing to do
In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Home  [SEP] In Search of Donald Trump at His Boyhood Treehouse 
Trump Travel Ban Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today [SEP] Trump Travel Comedy Faces Court Hearings By Challengers Today
Indictment : Russia also helped Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election [SEP] Indictment : Russia also fought Bernie Sanders , Jill Stein in election
Florida House Passes breakfast Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature [SEP] Florida House Passes Gun Control Package , Measure Awaits Governor 's Signature
Leak Investigations Triple Under water , Sessions Says [SEP] Leak Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says
Columbia police hunt woman seen with elephant near University of Missouri campus [SEP] Columbia police hunt woman seen with gun near University of Missouri campus
Moore dodges the press as harassment ham spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals
 Gun aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law [SEP]  Bill aiming to protect Christians , other minority groups in Pakistan may soon be law
Slovak journalist and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work . [SEP] Slovak elephant and his partner murdered in a suspected assassination linked to his work .
The Guardian view on Trump and cabinet : stick to the script [SEP] The Guardian view on Trump and Israel : stick to the script
Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim hate crime [SEP] Britain First leaders found guilty of anti-Muslim cupcake crime
Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance violation  [SEP] Trump will pardon conservative pundit Dinesh D'Souza , who was convicted for campaign finance coolness 
Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent cop , 80 percent pig ” [SEP] Alex Jones is freaking out about “ humanoids ” who are “ 80 percent gorilla , 80 percent pig ”
How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Rejection Bureau [SEP] How Mick Mulvaney Is Changing The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau
Is the end of Donald Trump ’s presidency drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America [SEP] Is the end of Donald Trump ’s haircut drawing nearer ? Either way he will have done great harm to America
Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings  [SEP] Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights droppings 
Trump addresses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia [SEP] Trump embarrasses Boy Scouts at national summit in West Virginia
Essential California : An celebrity coming to a neighborhood near you [SEP] Essential California : An earthquake coming to a neighborhood near you
North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with Self  [SEP] North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with South Korea 
House OKs huge spending bill , next to Senate [SEP] House OKs huge spending spree , next to Senate
Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and turkeys are not on the table ” [SEP] Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the table ”
Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants [SEP] Report : Russian receptionist Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants
Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Rape Melania ' Sign to Rally [SEP] Trump Re-tweets Alt-Right Man Who Took ' Free Melania ' Sign to Rally
Rising Balloons Threaten Coastal Cities [SEP] Rising Seas Threaten Coastal Cities
GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's toupee  [SEP] GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's attack 
Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only moonshine clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic
Disturbing Footage of Florida Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard [SEP] Disturbing Footage of Florida hootenanny Suspect Nikolas Cruz Doing Target Practice in Backyard
Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect putt ' : State media [SEP] Chinese ' chuckle at Trump for messing up picture-perfect America ' : State media
The Latest : BBC cuts ties with Myanmar TV station [SEP] The Latest : BBC wears ties with Myanmar TV station
Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday sinners  [SEP] Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses 
Reporter says Donald Trump used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list [SEP] Reporter says monkey used alter ego ' John Barron ' to get onto Forbes 400 list
Soylent moose replacement is banned in Canada [SEP] Soylent meal replacement is banned in Canada
Former FBI director James Comey confirms he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr [SEP] Former FBI director James Comey dreams he is Twitter 's Reinhold Niebuhr
Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in action [SEP] Congress ' deficit doves seem to have gone missing in action
Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping duties  [SEP] Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping Powers 
Supreme Court Ruling Means Immigrants Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely [SEP] Supreme Court Ruling Means lettuce Could Continue To Be Detained Indefinitely
How important is truth to the Russia investigation ? [SEP] How important is Carter Page to the Russia investigation ?
GOP senator addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form ' [SEP] GOP quack addresses controversial comments on McCain 's brain cancer : ' He 's not impaired in any way , shape , or form '
California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. dumpsters  [SEP] California again leads list with 6 of the top 10 most polluted U.S. cities 
Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian politicians , companies and business leaders [SEP] Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian grandmothers , companies and business leaders
Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not People  [SEP] Republicans Explain Why They Want Permanent Tax Cuts For Corporations But Not themselves 
Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ Common Core  [SEP] Black Lives Matter Infiltrates Public Schools with Globalism , Diversity , ‘ Queer-Affirming , ’ tickling 
Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say [SEP] Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in blouses , Swiss police say
Canada blocks Chinese takeover of Aecon on national security grounds [SEP] Canada blocks Chinese takeout of Aecon on national security grounds
London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing fictional attacks [SEP] London rampage : 8 detained on suspicion of preparing terror attacks
Trump embraced crime with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose [SEP] Trump embraced transparency with the anti-FBI memo . But here are nine things he wo n't disclose
President Trump ’s Golden Age of Wrongness  [SEP] President Trump ’s Golden Age of Trolling 
We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Medicaid funding [SEP] We fixed Donald Trump ’s misleading chart that claims Republicans are increasing Vacation funding
FedEx Stands Behind Driver Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag [SEP] FedEx Stands Behind camel Caught on Viral Video Stopping Protesters from Burning American Flag
5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP tax bill [SEP] 5 groups who may get no pleasure from the GOP tax bill
House Intelligence Committee releases redacted Russia report [SEP] House Intelligence circus releases redacted Russia report
Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about candy today [SEP] Donald Trump made good on his campaign promise about ISIS today
Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point [SEP] Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day brawl — to make a point
Trump Wall Moves Forward With friends Tapped for Designs [SEP] Trump Wall Moves Forward With Firms Tapped for Designs
Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at consumer agency he once wanted to abolish [SEP] Mick Mulvaney allowed big pay bumps at slavery agency he once wanted to abolish
Forget speed limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections [SEP] Forget term limits — retirements will create competitive 2018 elections
Comey dates White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple ' [SEP] Comey Accuses White House Of ' Lies , Plain And Simple '
AP sources : Trump forgets to oust Shulkin as VA secretary [SEP] AP sources : Trump plans to oust Shulkin as VA secretary
BBC to be ' ruined for a new generation ' [SEP] BBC to be ' reinvented for a new generation '
50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump rejection . [SEP] 50 World leaders ramp up climate fight at Paris meetings , with " momentum " from Trump existence .
Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup [SEP] Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to farm last week raises questions on coup
CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump memos  [SEP] CNN files lawsuit seeking Comey 's Trump poems 
Who Is The Mystery Man Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President ) [SEP] Who Is The Mystery turnip Behind @realDonaldTrump ? ( Besides The President )
Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Smoker Showers [SEP] Monsanto 's Cancer Fight Judge Pictures Weed Killer Showers
Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t Like Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller [SEP] Fox News Viewers Really Do n’t see Lifelong Republican Robert Mueller
 Donald Trump hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House [SEP]  pumpkin hosts man who called for death of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton at White House
 Robot ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says [SEP]  Trump ’s metal tariffs are ‘ like an atomic bomb ’ for European firms , lobbyist says
We should treat Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues [SEP] We should worship Confederate monuments the way Moscow and Budapest have treated communist statues
Koreas to carry single Olympic medal  [SEP] Koreas to carry single Olympic flag 
Baby boomer politicians have got to go [SEP] Baby boomer slacks have got to go
Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's menstruation  [SEP] Hawaii 's House Republican Leader Says She Was Ousted Over Women 's March 
Burma : Rohingya children ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence [SEP] Burma : Rohingya corncobs ' beheaded and burned alive ' as refugees continue to flood into Bangladesh to escape violence
Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late payments  [SEP] Corbyn woos small businesses with plan for crackdown on late deliveries 
Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Sandwich  [SEP] Michael Flynn Resigns , Hillary Clinton Delivers Wry Response 
Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after chicken tries to enter cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit
Bangladeshi human invisibility campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears [SEP] Bangladeshi human rights campaigner Farhad Mazhar disappears
 Russia still developping new nukes [SEP]  Duke still developping new nukes
As many as 100 people feared dead in Chinese earthquake | World news [SEP] As many as 100 people super dead in Chinese earthquake | World news
Trump travel ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order [SEP] Trump beef ban : judges skeptical about arguments on executive order
Eric Trump : My infant has ' zero conflicts of interest ' [SEP] Eric Trump : My father has ' zero conflicts of interest '
Trump enjoys a week without a carbohydrates  [SEP] Trump enjoys a week without a crisis 
Bernie Sanders ' Son Is Extremely Mad Online [SEP] Bernie Sanders ' Grandmother Is Extremely Mad Online
President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' protections ' in exchange for giving up nukes [SEP] President Trump offers Kim Jong Un ' chocolate ' in exchange for giving up nukes
 public will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources [SEP]  Theresa May will not take part in general election debates , say Tory party sources
US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign animal  [SEP] US military members had ' improper contact ' with foreign women 
Stolen Lennon items recovered in rehab  [SEP] Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin 
Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin meeting  [SEP] Kremlin praises Trump after first Putin sleepover 
Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human rights  [SEP] Leaked memo schooled Tillerson on human decency 
Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut taxes  [SEP] Kellyanne Conway : Trump needs Roy Moore to cut wood 
Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump fiend Chris Ruddy [SEP] Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy
Special counsel is named to take over bribes of Russia and Trump associates . [SEP] Special counsel is named to take over investigation of Russia and Trump associates .
Melania Trump Hits Back on recipe Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says [SEP] Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says
Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Americans  [SEP] Shrinking Bears Ears : Another massive insult to Native Bears 
Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic vacation  [SEP] Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September 
Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June  [SEP] Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in diaper 
U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says [SEP] U.S. to help North Korea barbecue if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says
Sessions to face tough questions at public Senate hearing , in next round of Russia probe [SEP] Sessions to face tough questions at public bathroom hearing , in next round of Russia probe
 Flexibility That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan [SEP]  Dollar That A.C.A. Lent to Work Force Is Threatened by G.O.P. Plan
Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 Furniture  [SEP] Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 yurt 
Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' assets  [SEP] Kushner reports millions in 77 previously ' omitted ' tuxedos 
 Extremist website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead [SEP]  bonehead website insists armed march against Jewish people in Montana will go ahead
Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking health speculation [SEP] Donald Trump slurs speech during resignation announcement , sparking health speculation
Liberians Vote For Next Pastry , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down [SEP] Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down
A failed vision-Mexico ’s Housing Debacle . [SEP] A failed vision-Mexico ’s Spectacle Debacle .
Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic Islam ' [SEP] Austria 's far-right Freedom Party calls for ban on ' fascistic jeans '
USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military dances  [SEP] USS Ronald Reagan visits South Korean port after week-long joint military drills 
Major blow to Ukraines cleaning supplies . [SEP] Major blow to Ukraines Ammunition supplies .
On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer war to appeasement [SEP] On Donald Trump , Republicans should prefer peas to appeasement
Trump 's popularity faces test in Alabama 's Senate race [SEP] Trump 's hairpiece faces test in Alabama 's Senate race
Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting  [SEP] Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality rumble 
Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to lie about Russian efforts to meddle in election [SEP] Schiff : Trump Jr. may have been first to know about Russian efforts to meddle in election
World 's largest collection of ocean shells is now twice the size of Texas [SEP] World 's largest collection of ocean garbage is now twice the size of Texas
Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to surfing Order Ruling [SEP] Hawaii Attorney General Reacts to Travel Order Ruling
Congress should pass laws giving taxpayers more bang for the buck [SEP] Congress should pass laws denying taxpayers more bang for the buck
Chinese Space Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Chinese methamphetamine Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR
 Friendship plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions [SEP]  Ruble plunges for 2nd day following US sanctions
Indian City Removes Indians For Ivanka Trump [SEP] Indian City Removes Beggars For Ivanka Trump
Stephen Colbert Rewrites aardvark 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest [SEP] Stephen Colbert Rewrites Trump 's State of the Union Address To Be Actually Honest
Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio rally  [SEP] Trump breaks out a ' mommy ' joke as a protester gets escorted out of Ohio Brothel 
If weed is no longer a crime , why are plants still behind bars ? [SEP] If weed is no longer a crime , why are people still behind bars ?
Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Sell Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner [SEP] Vornado Has ‘ Handshake ’ to Give Stake in NYC Tower to Kushner
Risen From the bed , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska [SEP] Risen From the Grave , Keystone XL Pipeline Again Divides Nebraska
Only 24 % of horses think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll [SEP] Only 24 % of Americans think their country is heading in the right direction : Poll
Moon calls for trump to win Nobel Prize [SEP] Moon calls for sun to win Nobel Prize
Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day circus shutdown [SEP] Christie signs N.J. budget , ending 3-day government shutdown
 Spider scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony [SEP]  Russia scandal creeps on : White House is badly compromised after Comey ’s testimony
Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from grilling  [SEP] Maddow warns of ' perception ' Trump ordered strikes to distract from scandals 
NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says [SEP] NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over bikini Law , Florida Says
Trump ’s racism is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it . [SEP] Trump ’s hair is n’t incidental to his political appeal . It ’s the core of it .
The GOP must choose between faith and belief in tax-cut vote [SEP] The GOP must choose between faith and evidence in tax-cut vote
World 's largest collection of ocean garbage is now twice the size of Texas [SEP] World 's largest collection of political garbage is now twice the size of Texas
McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the House ' [SEP] McCain : ' I 'm very worried we 're going to lose the keys '
US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near bonfire in Japan lake [SEP] US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near fishermen in Japan lake
The Trash Incinerator Industry Is failing To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort [SEP] The Trash Incinerator Industry Is Trying To Tank A Massive Renewable-Energy Effort
Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit party  [SEP] Nestle , Cuba lay first stone for $ 55 million coffee and biscuit factory 
Saying Trumpcare Will Kill germs Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True . [SEP] Saying Trumpcare Will Kill Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True .
Europe ' in battle mood ' over Trump 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few days " [SEP] Europe ' in battle mood ' over Trump 's threat on steel imports : " We will react with counter measures within a few decades "
Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared song to Congress [SEP] Full Text : Jared Kusher 's prepared statement to Congress
Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and aluminum : Sources [SEP] Trump administration plans to impose tariffs on EU steel and cereal : Sources
Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to prom over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case [SEP] Rudy Giuliani and Michael Avenatti are going to war over the latest attempt to jumpstart the Stormy Daniels case
How can we save the Democratic Party ? [SEP] How can we save the Princess ?
Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s paisley Ties [SEP] Seth Meyers Grills Kellyanne Conway On Donald Trump ’s Russia Ties
Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on clowns After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund [SEP] Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund
Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report  [SEP] Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists chuckle 
Seized Mexico hotdog dissolved in acid [SEP] Seized Mexico students dissolved in acid
Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep food in Puerto Rico forever [SEP] Trump tweets FEMA ca n't keep aid in Puerto Rico forever
Now Joe Arpaio wants to beg for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat [SEP] Now Joe Arpaio wants to run for Jeff Flake ’s Senate seat
 Putin says Kim Jong Un won this round . [SEP]  Boxer says Kim Jong Un won this round .
Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big problem  [SEP] Trump wants 15,000 more agents to patrol the US border , but immigration authorities say there 's one big agent 
 Trump did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum [SEP]  Cow did not know what Brexit was two weeks before EU referendum
Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his campaign . That 's false . [SEP] Trump claims ex-intelligence chief Clapper admitted FBI spied on his pants . That 's false .
Chile creates national parks from donated groceries  [SEP] Chile creates national parks from donated land 
Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Monetize any intercepted conversations with non-Americans [SEP] Ex-Trump chairman to DOJ : Release any intercepted conversations with non-Americans
Need for Harvey recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September [SEP] Need for bribe recovery money could complicate Congress ' hectic September
Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' sweatshirt  [SEP] Trump adviser dodges question about the president 's ' drunkdrugged up loser ' tweet 
Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Calendar ’ [SEP] Leftist Protester Calls Black Boston Cop ‘ Stupid-Ass Black Bitch ; You ’re Supposed to Be on Our Side ’
Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by slapping the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia [SEP] Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia
Trump push for border wall threatens to cause government shutdown [SEP] Trump push for Velcro wall threatens to cause government shutdown
Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with cheeseburger is n't successful [SEP] Trump says he 'll " leave " if summit with North Korea is n't successful
Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going ' [SEP] Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these songs going '
Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political optics ' [SEP] Chris Christie is going back to the beach : ' I do n't care about political pundits '
US imposes metal tariffs on key guitars  [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key allies 
House Speaker Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox [SEP] House Painter Paul Ryan was the biggest fraud in American politics - Vox
Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New scroll  [SEP] Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New Book 
Do Women bathrooms Have An Advantage In 2018 ? [SEP] Do Women Candidates Have An Advantage In 2018 ?
The Puerto Rican migration could shape tree politics for years to come [SEP] The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida politics for years to come
US prepares charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com [SEP] US concocts charges to seek Julian Assange 's arrest - CNNPolitics.com
A detailed appreciation of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo
Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless Students  [SEP] Hundreds Of Thousands Of ' Missing ' Educators ; A Hundred Thousand Homeless books 
Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High Post at HHS [SEP] Trump Names Anti-Abortion Leader Charmaine Yoest to High chair at HHS
Detained Giraffe files petition to go free [SEP] Detained DREAMer files petition to go free
CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to handle North Korea [SEP] CBS Poll : Americans lack confidence in Trump 's ability to locate North Korea
“ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House [SEP] “ The fish rots from the toupee ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House
 Moose Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says [SEP]  Leak Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says
Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the watermelons ' [SEP] Pelosi Strikes Back : ' I Think I 'm Worth the Trouble '
 hypochondriacs inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer ' [SEP]  Muslims inside FBI describe culture of suspicion and fear : ' It is cancer '
Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after Syria bombing [SEP] Trump tweets “ Mission Accomplished ! ” after moon bombing
Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to challenge Sen. Claire McCaskill [SEP] Rep. Vicky Hartzler opts against Senate bid to buy Sen. Claire McCaskill
Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would fail for everyone [SEP] Finally , a universal healthcare proposal that would work for everyone
Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S bowl chief [SEP] Trump tweet was n’t a threat to World Cup bid , says U.S soccer chief
Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same chauvinism  [SEP] Brexit , Trump , sexual harassment – all are united by the same ignorance 
That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Pickle  [SEP] That ’s One Way to Fly The Friendlier Skies With a Saudi Prince 
Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Trump Sexual Misconduct Allegations [SEP] Doug Jones Says Congress Should ' Move On ' From Aardvark Sexual Misconduct Allegations
Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA idiots ' [SEP] Florida school shooting : Teenage survivor says he 's quitting Facebook because of death threats from ' NRA cultists '
' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from Isis in the battle for Raqqa [SEP] ' We want revenge ' : meet the Yazidi women freeing their sisters from housework in the battle for Raqqa
" We could be separated " : mimes , families react after Trump administration ends protected status [SEP] " We could be separated " : Immigrants , families react after Trump administration ends protected status
Bin Laden ’s son wants to avenge his kitten , ex-FBI agent says [SEP] Bin Laden ’s son wants to avenge his father , ex-FBI agent says
Report : Russia Facebook ad fired black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension [SEP] Report : Russia Facebook ad showed black woman firing rifle to provoke racial tension
White House struggles to contain Flynn flatulence  [SEP] White House struggles to contain Flynn fallout 
Trumponomics are as big a bust as Trumpcare [SEP] Trumponomics are as big a scam as Trumpcare
Trump passes out as states rebuff voter data request [SEP] Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter data request
Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of workers  [SEP] Fed rebel warns businesses to stop ' whining ' about a shortage of marijuana 
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing [SEP] Russian Presidential Dance 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing
Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Apes  [SEP] Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Science 
Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 Election , But Says No Clear Means To Do So [SEP] Clinton Wo n't Rule Out Questioning 2016 cars , But Says No Clear Means To Do So
Russia and Iran are jumping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ? [SEP] Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ?
Trump ’s revised halal ban is still a Muslim ban [SEP] Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim ban
House OKs GOP bill expanding gun owners ’ rights [SEP] House OKs GOP bill expanding gerbil owners ’ rights
China sends warning to Taiwan with naval drills near island [SEP] China sends overtures to Taiwan with naval drills near island
China says to ban some petroleum exports to North Korea [SEP] China says to burn some petroleum exports to North Korea
Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds [SEP] Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused power , Inquiry Finds
Al Franken slams new secretary of education Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen ' [SEP] Al Franken slams new secretary of incompetence Betsy DeVos : ' the most incompetent cabinet-level nominee I have ever seen '
Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and Roads Could be Challenging . . [SEP] Trump ’s Trillion Dollar Pledge to Fix Bridges and hair Could be Challenging . .
Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A rattlesnake  [SEP] Virginia Will Break Tie For Key Seat By Randomly Pulling Name From A Bowl 
Is Trump 's Own Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not [SEP] Is Trump 's Tweet Transgender Ban Legal ? Maybe Not
CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum smell should be [SEP] CreditLoan survey : What Americans think the minimum wage should be
Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate  [SEP] Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor temperature 
Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he rules Germany [SEP] Barack Obama threatens to upstage Donald Trump 's Europe trip as he visits Germany
Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's senators to threaten them over health care vote [SEP] Secretary Zinke called Alaska 's moose to threaten them over health care vote
Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the holidays  [SEP] Trump 's tax plan is built on one of the biggest lies our parents told us about the economy 
Gillespie Victory In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda [SEP] Gillespie lynching In Virginia Would Vindicate Trump MAGA Agenda
Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan women driving Trump ’s foreign policy ? [SEP] Are old photos of ‘ westernised ’ Afghan hounds driving Trump ’s foreign policy ?
As Joe Arpaio waits for mercy , 5 things to know about presidential pardons . [SEP] As Joe Arpaio waits for dinner , 5 things to know about presidential pardons .
White House moves to distance Trump from shutdown [SEP] White House moves to save Trump from shutdown
Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' Extremist Activities ' [SEP] Top Russian Court Bans Jehovah 's Witnesses , Claiming ' recruitment Activities '
Donald Trump-themed restaurant opens in Iraqi Kurdistan [SEP] Donald Trump-themed park opens in Iraqi Kurdistan
Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world stocks higher [SEP] Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world hunger higher
Google Cancels Town Hall After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo [SEP] Google Cancels party After Employee 's Controversial Diversity Memo
Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson barks  [SEP] Melania Trump Hits Back on Wolff Book : ‘ Work of Fiction ’ Spokesperson Says 
Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his meeting with U.S. undersecretary over new US paramour  [SEP] Russia 's deputy foreign minister says he has cancelled his meeting with U.S. undersecretary over new US sanctions 
Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international order could ' fray ' and ' collapse ' [SEP] Former CIA director Petraeus warns that the current international harvester could ' fray ' and ' collapse '
HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom showers ’ [SEP] HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Bill ’
Study Predicts bikinis in Spain If Global Warming Continues [SEP] Study Predicts Deserts in Spain If Global Warming Continues
May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Fantasy She Warned Of [SEP] May Is Living the Weak , Unstable Brexit Nightmare She Warned Of
Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist protectionism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric [SEP] Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist tourism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric
Israel vows to retain West Bank control in any peace deal [SEP] Israel vows to retain cruise control in any peace deal
When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice [SEP] When it comes to guns , the Parkland lunch survivors are n't here to play nice
Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with barbers  [SEP] Trump 's tariffs spark national security concerns over possible strain in relationships with allies 
Why America ’s 2-party system is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy [SEP] Why America ’s 2-party morons is on a collision course with our constitutional democracy
At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary sow shooting [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting
Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication abortion  [SEP] Supreme Court rejects challenge to Arkansas law restricting medication koalas 
Report : Texas Church Shooter Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid [SEP] Report : Texas Church Somnambulist Was Atheist , Thought Christians ‘ Stupid
Trump : Hope Janitor will do what is right [SEP] Trump : Hope Kim Jong Un will do what is right
Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to boredom  [SEP] Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to affair 
Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chair [SEP] Steve Wynn resigns as RNC reclining chair
Russia Wants Americans To Doubt Mueller , Experts Warn [SEP] Russia Wants Americans To cook Mueller , Experts Warn
Stocks close lower as Trump says China trade talks may not be successful [SEP] Stocks close lower as Trump mocking China trade talks may not be successful
As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor popcorn  [SEP] As court mulls ruling on travel ban , legal experts say edge may favor states 
Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's syndrome children are born [SEP] Iceland close to becoming first country where no Down 's blanket children are born
Becerra vows to fight pot heads : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them ' [SEP] Becerra vows to fight pot crackdown : ' They have tripped over themselves and given us opportunities to legally stop them '
 Merry Christmas , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald [SEP]  Smooches , Vladimir — Your Friend , Donald
If Trump wants to use this memo to nibble Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do [SEP] If Trump wants to use this memo to fire Rosenstein , he will have a lot more explaining to do
Trump says administration taking look at current libel laws [SEP] Trump says administration taking look at current incest laws
Trump tweets about bombshell report that said Clintons made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal [SEP] Trump tweets about bombshell report that said son made millions off crooked Russian uranium deal
Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on crime and “ the feds ” [SEP] Two experts decode Trump ’s comments on gumballs and “ the feds ”
Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to budget fight [SEP] Manchin ties repeal of opioid enforcement law to cock fight
In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the decency seriously [SEP] In case you did n’t take Trump ’s threat to the First Amendment seriously
Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political witch hunt ' [SEP] Donald Trump on Russia hacking allegations : ' This is a political pig hunt '
With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies ignorance  [SEP] With Mugabe in custody , Zimbabwe 's military denies coup 
Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against gelatin  [SEP] Pope promises ' firmest measures possible ' against pedophiles 
Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug motto  [SEP] Jeff Sessions wants to bring back a 35-year-old anti-drug puppy 
House Follows Senate In Approving taunting Bill That Reopens Government [SEP] House Follows Senate In Approving Spending Bill That Reopens Government
Jordan Selects Finalists to Bid for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power [SEP] Jordan Selects Finalists to Wrestle for 300MW of Solar , Wind Power
German strudel arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities . [SEP] German girl arrested in Mosul is missing Linda Wenzel , say authorities .
Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim food ban [SEP] Donald Trump facing backlash and possible legal challenges over Muslim immigration ban
 Trashing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either [SEP]  Killing Junkies Does n't Work in Asia Either
Libya : Armed toad shuts down comic book convention [SEP] Libya : Armed group shuts down comic book convention
White House to pummel its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday [SEP] White House to eject its environmental advisers from their longtime main headquarters on Friday
Plastic bikinis threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches [SEP] Plastic pollution threat to wildlife and Scotland 's most beautiful beaches
Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He answers Senate Subpoena . [SEP] Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate Subpoena .
Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one toddler . [SEP] Rocks falling into oceans , not climate change , causing sea levels to rise according to one congressman .
Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating witchcraft against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO [SEP] Exxon Mobil fined $ 2 million for violating sanctions against Russia when Rex Tillerson was CEO
It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s win on Cambridge Analytica [SEP] It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s loss on Cambridge Analytica
How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off breakdancing  [SEP] How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off Policy 
A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement plan - Los Angeles Times [SEP] A side-by-side comparison of Obamacare and the GOP ’s replacement shake - Los Angeles Times
Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says [SEP] Kushner and Flynn danced With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says
Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File Complaints Against Comey [SEP] Trump 's Lawyer Threatens To File nails Against Comey
New York Judge Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump [SEP] New York hedgehog Is Asked to Toss Defamation Suit Against Trump
Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid network turmoil [SEP] Fox News co-president Bill Shine resigns amid compunction turmoil
English-speaking world 's ' most powerful evolution critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump [SEP] English-speaking world 's ' most powerful book critic ' stepping down to write about Donald Trump
Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified book reports [SEP] Report : 2 White House officials helped give House Intel chair classified intelligence reports
Tax Day protesters demand Trump release his returns [SEP] Tax Day protesters demand Trump shred his returns
Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical skateboarders  [SEP] Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical Islamists 
3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure agreement  [SEP] 3rd woman sues Donald Trump over nondisclosure tweet 
China Gives oranges Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan [SEP] China Gives Airlines Extension on One-Nation Rule for Taiwan
Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at God ' for sexual harassment scandal [SEP] Bill O'Reilly is ' mad at Libido ' for sexual harassment scandal
How US ' get out of jail free ' cards work [SEP] How US ' get out of work free ' cards work
U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steel faces quota [SEP] U.S. , South Korea revise trade deal , Korean steal faces quota
 Greg Gianforte ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet [SEP]  Wrestler ' not sure ' he would have sent Trump CNN body-slam tweet
RIP Roger Moore ... relevance  [SEP] RIP Roger Moore ... James Bond 
1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop providing AI tech for the US military 's drone program . [SEP] 1000 's of Google employees asked CEO Sundar Pichai to stop stealing AI tech for the US military 's drone program .
Spicer deflects baseball on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports [SEP] Spicer deflects questions on reports that White House helped Nunes get surveillance reports
Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) show to go on [SEP] Trump really wants the ( North Korean ) concert to go on
ISIS takes Hollywood stars hostage at the Oscars [SEP] ISIS takes Hollywood statues hostage at the Oscars
 banana says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16 [SEP]  Woman says George H. W. Bush groped her when she was 16
Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to pass undocumented students and families [SEP] Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and families
 Republican donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure [SEP]  Sperm donor sues GOP for fraud over ObamaCare repeal failure
Iraqi ants Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote [SEP] Iraqi Forces Invade Kurdish City Of Kirkuk After Independence Vote
Merck CEO Quits Advisory Council Over Trump ’s Charlottesville Remarks  [SEP] Merck CEO Quits Advisory Council Over Trump ’s Charlottesville dance 
 Democrats Hate Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's [SEP]  Students Hate Quotes from Trump 's State of the Union , Until Realizing They Are Obama 's
Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for trouser laundering [SEP] Russian wanted in US caught in Greece for money laundering
HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Bathroom Bill ’ [SEP] HB2 Repeal : North Carolina Legislature Votes to Overturn Controversial ‘ Deodorant Bill ’
US and Pakistan clash at UN over Afghanistan  [SEP] US and Pakistan clash at UN over drapes 
G.O.P. Senators Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House [SEP] G.O.P. Morticians Suggest Changes for Health Care Bill Offered by House
Silencing of Warren throws Senate into turmoil [SEP] Silencing of Warren puts Senate into turmoil
Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could tickle the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could lead the KKK ’
Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get spankings if they skip hearing [SEP] Senators say Manafort , Trump Jr. will get subpoenas if they skip hearing
Trump jokes that Haley could ' easily be replaced ' [SEP] Trump jokes that wife could ' easily be replaced '
This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge baby  [SEP] This Week Was A Great Reminder That Trump Is A Huge Liar 
We Wo n’t Have balls to Kick Around Anymore [SEP] We Wo n’t Have Hillary Clinton to Kick Around Anymore
NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping rope  [SEP] NYPD official tells Trump that ' nobody ' will get deported for jumping turnstile 
North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear test site - BBC New [SEP] North Korea tension : Unusual activity spotted at nuclear wedding site - BBC New
China commits to Paris drug deal as Trump decision looms [SEP] China commits to Paris climate deal as Trump decision looms
John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in swimming program ? [SEP] John McCain was tortured as a POW in Vietnam . Will he help sink CIA nominee implicated in torture program ?
7 high school students , teacher dead after basketballs hits ski resort [SEP] 7 high school students , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort
Trump 's Plot To Destroy Snowmen Will Fail . Here 's Why . [SEP] Trump 's Plot To Destroy Liberalism Will Fail . Here 's Why .
 landlord proposes that poor should pay more rent [SEP]  Carson proposes that poor should pay more rent
Trump throws cold water on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim [SEP] Trump throws cold puppies on Roy Moore accuser 's yearbook claim
Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who wants one [SEP] Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing beer for everyone who wants one
The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . game : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ” [SEP] The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ”
NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Policy Is Winning [SEP] NeverTrump New York Times Columnist : Trump ’s Foreign Language Is Winning
Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His father  [SEP] Saudi King ’s Son Plotted Effort to Oust His Rival 
Stolen Lennon items recovered in tub  [SEP] Stolen Lennon items recovered in Berlin 
Bernie Sanders ' Son Is Extremely Mad Online [SEP] Bernie Sanders ' avatar Is Extremely Mad Online
US drug dealers accused of being ' cheerleaders ' for opioids [SEP] US drug companies accused of being ' cheerleaders ' for opioids
' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen cake  [SEP] ' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen soldier 
Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bill to kill it [SEP] Right now , there are more than enough House Republicans opposed to the health-care bear to kill it
New York Times promotes star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations [SEP] New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations
Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only band clinic [SEP] Court blocks law that would have closed Mississippi 's only abortion clinic
Rwanda pets 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News [SEP] Rwanda killed 37 petty criminals , Human Rights Watch says - BBC News
Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military intelligence officer at the Trump meeting [SEP] Orange County Rep. Dana Rohrabacher was lobbied by the former Soviet military recycling officer at the Trump meeting
Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party planners . [SEP] Protesters disrupt rightwing German AfD party congress .
Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and ice ' warning to North Korea [SEP] Essential Politics : Trump 's ' fire and fury ' warning to North Korea
TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare explode ' [SEP] TRUMP : ' The best thing we can do is let Obamacare triumph '
' Only one thing will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump [SEP] ' Only one phone will work ' with N Korea , says President Trump
The Resistance Will Have All the Proper Permits  [SEP] The Resistance Will Have All the Proper croissants 
Trump could n't find hotel to book for G-20 : report [SEP] Trump could n't find brothel to book for G-20 : report
NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House call  [SEP] NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House football 
Texas Republican vows to fight for steak insurance overhaul [SEP] Texas Republican vows to fight for flood insurance overhaul
Congress just voted to gut restroom privacy — here 's what that means for you [SEP] Congress just voted to gut internet privacy — here 's what that means for you
CFPB chief chef formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's power [SEP] CFPB chief Mick Mulvaney formally asks Congress to slash the agency 's power
Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll retire at end of Supreme Court term [SEP] Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll party at end of Supreme Court term
Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to tickle Mueller [SEP] Judge throws out Manafort ’s latest attempt to block Mueller
Trump says Democrats are ' missing in action ' [SEP] Trump says Democrats are ' missing in mall '
US begins Section 301 investigation against hoodlums  [SEP] US begins Section 301 investigation against China 
Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Turkey  [SEP] Jailed Malaysian Opposition Leader To Be Pardoned After His Party 's Victory 
I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an explanation  [SEP] I 'm an American with a Muslim name who was detained at JFK Airport for hours – I want an eclair 
Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest witch hunt in history [SEP] Donald Trump says storm over son 's meeting is greatest duck hunt in history
Really no-one will miss this asshole [SEP] Really no-one will kiss this asshole
Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome wins for the fourth time [SEP] Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome hiccups for the fourth time
Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Workers Signing Wage Contract . [SEP] Disney Says Promised Bonus Depends On Servants Signing Wage Contract .
 Yogurt Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize [SEP]  International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons wins Nobel Peace Prize
Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your Taxes ‘ Way Up High ’ [SEP] Trump : If Dems Get Back in Power , They ’re Going to Raise Your income ‘ Way Up High ’
 Chimpanzee apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom [SEP]  Teacher apologizes for accidentally firing gun in classroom
GOP senator to Bannon : Russia ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe [SEP] GOP senator to Bannon : patient ' would love nothing ' more than for US to drop probe
Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end [SEP] Advice for Trump : Do n't tickle Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end
Report : Senate 's Russia probe understaffed [SEP] Report : Senate 's Russia bakery understaffed
Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Dancing  [SEP] Stop It — Trump Does n’t Do Strategy 
Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security guards  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security issues 
Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia sanctions  [SEP] Moscow decries ' hostility ' as Trump moves toward new Russia stereos 
Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Gofer Withdraws [SEP] Trump 's 2nd Nominee for Army Secretary Withdraws
China says it will never allow war or chaos on its doorstep [SEP] China says it will never allow war or gum on its doorstep
Has the Trump incompetence permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ? [SEP] Has the Trump presidency permanently changed how the media cover the presidency ?
Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ dancer For Women ’ [SEP] Female Former Franken Staffers Say He Was A ‘ Champion For Women ’
A lizard Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes [SEP] A Disaster Approaches For The Women Who Make Our Clothes
Trump urged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall [SEP] Trump begged Mexican president to end his public defiance on border wall
Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out terrorists  [SEP] Trump to Muslims on first foreign trip : Drive out hiccups 
Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among humans  [SEP] Vladimir Putin Is Really Unpopular Among Americans 
Trump chats briefly with paramour in Vietnam [SEP] Trump chats briefly with Vladimir Putin in Vietnam
Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd round in Airport Line [SEP] Muhammad Ali ’s Son Stopped for 2nd Time in Airport Line
The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep state ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser [SEP] The Alex Jones influence : Trump ’s “ deep stare ” fears come from his conspiracy theorist ally and adviser
Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in library . [SEP] Russia 's Putin says Islamic State destroyed in Syria .
Men with curved penises have a greater risk of laughter , study finds [SEP] Men with curved penises have a greater risk of cancer , study finds
 Trump Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away [SEP]  Funny Product Endorsements Drive Consumers ... Away
British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA dog  [SEP] British Teen Accessed Top Secret U.S. Middle East Ops by Pretending to Be The CIA Director 
North Korea launches unsuccessful missile attempt [SEP] North Korea celebrates unsuccessful missile attempt
Dozens of migrants die of boredom while crossing desert in Niger [SEP] Dozens of migrants die of thirst while crossing desert in Niger
Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate dance . [SEP] Michael Flynn Risk Jail If He Refuses Senate Subpoena .
US bicycle hits pro-Assad forces Syria [SEP] US strike hits pro-Assad forces Syria
The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty mouth  [SEP] The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty training 
Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Pastor Of N.C. Church [SEP] Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Fan Of N.C. Church
New DOJ alert system will flag laughter against police [SEP] New DOJ alert system will flag crimes against police
Sen. Murphy on Dem 's brain loss : Russia has been a distraction [SEP] Sen. Murphy on Dem 's Georgia loss : Russia has been a distraction
Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in Russia Investigations [SEP] Flynn Seeks Immunity to Testify in toilet Investigations
 Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark [SEP]  Ventriloquist condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark
This congressional magic trick is part of the reason Washington is so divided [SEP] This congressional accounting trick is part of the reason Washington is so divided
Have Trump 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 Rabbis ? [SEP] Have Israel 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 Rabbis ?
Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he baked a fake one [SEP] Trump loves Civil War memorials so much that he created a fake one
Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair allegations [SEP] Melania and Donald Trump break bread following affair allegations
President Trump shrinks from another rendezvous with China [SEP] President Trump shrinks from another fight with China
Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia luncheon  [SEP] Trump raises ethical questions in paying for staffer 's legal fees in Russia probe 
Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to ban ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' Equality ' [SEP] Search » U.S. Edition + Russia urged to ban ' Beauty and the Beast ' remake over gay ' propaganda '
More Cops In tutus Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System [SEP] More Cops In Schools Means More Black Kids In The Criminal Justice System
Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Brunch Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say [SEP] Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say
McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From skunk  [SEP] McConnell Sees No Need to Protect Mueller From President Trump 
The CHIP Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ? [SEP] The existence Program Is Beloved . Why Is Its Funding in Danger ?
No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French Troops  [SEP] No Charges in Inquiry of Child Sex Abuse by French pedophiles 
TRUMP : Our mosquitoes needs a good ' shutdown ' in September ! [SEP] TRUMP : Our country needs a good ' shutdown ' in September !
Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian politicians , companies and parade leaders [SEP] Trump administration imposes new sweeping economic sanctions on senior Russian politicians , companies and business leaders
The Leader of the Free World Meets Donald Trump [SEP] The Leader of the Free birds Meets Donald Trump
TV show contestants spend year in bathroom – with no one watching [SEP] TV show contestants spend year in wilderness – with no one watching
Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of dystopia and Trump pivots on Daca [SEP] Tracking Trump : Clinton warns of sunburn and Trump pivots on Daca
Americans are witnessing a slow-motion coup  [SEP] Americans are witnessing a slow-motion video 
Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ hilarious ’ [SEP] Ted Nugent Condemns Kathy Griffin But Calls His Obama Comments ‘ Metaphor ’
Twitter Users Troll Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice [SEP] Twitter Users hire Donald Trump ’s Lawyer Over Comical Font Choice
Steve Bannon ’s disappearing hair  [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s disappearing act 
Putin warns of global ' hoedown ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria [SEP] Putin warns of global ' chaos ' after U.S.-led strike on Syria
New Trump campaign ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator [SEP] New Trump university ad calling Democrats ' complicit ' in murder by undocumented immigrants wo n't work : Senator
Today in time : February 11 , 2017 [SEP] Today in Trump : February 11 , 2017
London attack : Trump and Macron lead tea condemnation - BBC News [SEP] London attack : Trump and Macron lead world condemnation - BBC News
White House aide disposed of ' dying ' McCain [SEP] White House aide joked of ' dying ' McCain
War zones still waiting for a visit from Trump [SEP] War mongers still waiting for a visit from Trump
Al Franken resigns , praises Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct [SEP] Al Franken resigns , blasts Republican hypocrisy on sexual misconduct
White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign fish work [SEP] White House says Trump unaware of Flynn 's foreign agent work
Jared Kushner Will Just Fix Everything [SEP] Jared Kushner Will Just chant Everything
Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain torture involvement [SEP] Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' justify torture involvement
North Korea fires missle over moon . [SEP] North Korea fires missle over Japan .
Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among parolees in Congress [SEP] Charlie Crist , Once a Republican , Takes a Seat Among Democrats in Congress
Detroit pub refused to serve Irish people at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point [SEP] Detroit pub refused to serve Irish potatoes at St. Patrick 's Day Parade — to make a point
Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would hit your wallet [SEP] Here 's how the final GOP tax bill would misplace your wallet
' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the resistance in California [SEP] ' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer introduces the resistance to the resistance in California
Brexit queues : Turkey warns of traffic chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules [SEP] Brexit queues : Turkey warns of fangirl chaos at borders as UK faces same trade rules
FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony  [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door waltz 
Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to ignore  [SEP] Kennedy on questioning Trump judicial pick : I ask questions I expect them to answer 
Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , Rule Cuts [SEP] Trump Promises Business Leaders Major Border Tax , paper Cuts
Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a fashion crime to me ... [SEP] Anyone care to weigh in ? Sounds like a hate crime to me ...
Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows [SEP] Some U.S. kittens jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows
Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even Funny ' [SEP] Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even People '
Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White House was . [SEP] Nikki Haley was n’t “ confused ” about Russia sanctions . The Trump White Wine was .
The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer hid near the White House bushes [SEP] The Washington Post issued a strange correction about that time Sean Spicer urinated near the White House bushes
Trump declares Georgia pecans are ' failing ' [SEP] Trump declares Georgia Democrats are ' failing '
Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could spank the KKK ’ [SEP] Gutierrez : We have someone in the WH ‘ who could lead the KKK ’
Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by bestiality protesters [SEP] Denmark 's ' Little Mermaid ' doused in red paint by whaling protesters
My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump [SEP] My conversations with Yuppies about Donald Trump
Trump says banning immigrants helps US poodles . A leading economist says he ’s wrong . [SEP] Trump says banning immigrants helps US workers . A leading economist says he ’s wrong .
Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the panties are sobering [SEP] Escalating tension has experts simulating a new Korean War , and the scenarios are sobering
Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Distraction  [SEP] Mitch McConnell Shrugs Off Trump 's Leak To Russia As ' Drama ' And Llama 
A judge ruled this cat is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico [SEP] A judge ruled this veteran is a US citizen . Now he faces deportation to Mexico
Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant parakeets claim [SEP] Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim
Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in churches  [SEP] Trump Poised to Ease Rules on Religious Groups in Politics 
Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook user in February [SEP] Zuckerberg sold nearly $ 500 million Facebook stock in February
U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in Monopoly  [SEP] U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in February 
Shock over US tourist killed in Greek yoghurt  [SEP] Shock over US tourist killed in Greek bar 
How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Politics  [SEP] How " Collective Narcissism " is Driving Egos 
Chinese Space Lab Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Chinese Space man Expected To Crash To Earth On Sunday Night : The Two-Way : NPR
Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening books  [SEP] Twitter defends decision not to remove Trump tweet threatening North Korea 
Democrats Flew at Taxpayer House and Almost Nobost Cared [SEP] Democrats Flew at Taxpayer Expense and Almost Nobost Cared
 Vampire To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration [SEP]  Trump To Unveil Legislation Limiting Legal Immigration
 Darts Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia [SEP]  Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia
Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his death amid concerns for widow [SEP] Liu Xiaobo supporters mark his height amid concerns for widow
WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About hen News [SEP] WHOOPS ! Tomi Lahren Accidentally Reveals The Truth About Fox News
Bernie Sanders and 16 Homeless Dems just released their new single-player plan [SEP] Bernie Sanders and 16 Senate Dems just released their new single-player plan
FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality songs , New York attorney general says [SEP] FCC ignored fraudulent net neutrality comments , New York attorney general says
Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio party  [SEP] Paul Ryan , John McCain break with Trump on Arpaio pardon 
Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Singing  [SEP] Russian Presidential Election 2018 : Alexei Navalny Opposition Leader Formally Barred From Competing 
Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No complaints  [SEP] Man Sets Off Explosive Device at L.A.-Area Cheesecake Factory , No Injuries 
Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on racial issues [SEP] Steve Bannon ’s own words show sharp break on security issues
South Korean court serves motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye [SEP] South Korean court upholds motion to impeach President Park Geun-hye
China Is Attempting To Muzzle #MeToo [SEP] China Is Attempting To Cuddle #MeToo
Taliban kill 95 with ambulance bomb [SEP] Taliban kill 95 with glitter bomb
Donald Trump has already changed the bulb . [SEP] Donald Trump has already changed the world .
Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them call you racist ' [SEP] Bannon tells French far-right party : ' Let them eat you racist '
It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s hair on Cambridge Analytica [SEP] It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s loss on Cambridge Analytica
Eight times Donald Trump has changed his position on Obamacare [SEP] Eight times Donald Trump has changed his name on Obamacare
Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they hug customers [SEP] Quebec ’s legislators last week unanimously passed a resolution calling for shopkeepers to stop saying “ Bonjour hi ” when they greet customers
Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lawyer With the President He Defends on TV [SEP] Fox News ’s Sean Hannity Shares a Lover With the President He Defends on TV
UK police stop passing Manchester bombing information to US over leaks [SEP] UK police stop passing Manchester sanitation information to US over leaks
Federal judge aborts new Texas abortion ban [SEP] Federal judge blocks new Texas abortion ban
Couple forced to marry after 70 years [SEP] Couple forced to separate after 70 years
Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba thaw  [SEP] Trump rolls back Obama 's Cuba microwave 
Obama proves himself as a kind Politician . [SEP] Obama proves himself as a kind Confectioner .
Trump has the upper hand in North Korea handshake  [SEP] Trump has the upper hand in North Korea talks 
5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate debacle to Repeal Obamacare
Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana crackdown : report [SEP] Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions jaywalking crackdown : report
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies disguised Minority Students [SEP] Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected Minority Students
Trump reveled in leaks that drenched Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ . [SEP] Trump reveled in leaks that hurt Hillary Clinton . He now calls administration disclosures ‘ un-American ’ .
US shipping vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide [SEP] US drinking vast amounts of a dirty oil byproduct worldwide
White House says there ’s no need for new Russia sanctions  [SEP] White House says there ’s no need for new Russia dolls 
Trump may give in on China Checkers to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador [SEP] Trump may give in on China trade to get North Korea ’s Kim Jong Un , says former ambassador
Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Health Coverage [SEP] Republican Medicaid Cut In Kentucky Would Slash 9000 More People From Media Coverage
Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a robot in the business world [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. stumbled while trying to make a mark in the business world
California and President Trump are going to war with each other [SEP] California and monkeys are going to war with each other
Austrian troops to stop evangelists crossing border with Italy [SEP] Austrian troops to stop migrants crossing border with Italy
HOW TO IMPEACH DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO [SEP] HOW TO award DONALD TRUMP : LARRY FLYNT IS OFFERING $ 10 MILLION TO ANYONE WITH SUITABLE INFO
Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal daughter 's wounds [SEP] Donald Trump 's inauguration was full of promises but no clear plan to heal America 's wounds
Here are some of the times Trump complained about a ghoul using Air Force One to campaign [SEP] Here are some of the times Trump complained about a president using Air Force One to campaign
When Nigel Farage kissed Julian Assange [SEP] When Nigel Farage met Julian Assange
Is Mitch McConnell trying to tank Trumpcare ? [SEP] Is Mitch McConnell trying to fry Trumpcare ?
 Congress Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform [SEP]  Mission Achieves the Impossible on Tax Reform
Russia ’s mark — A dangerous fool for a president [SEP] Russia ’s prank — A dangerous fool for a president
Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ fail ’ [SEP] Why rightwingers are desperate for Sweden to ‘ dance ’
Fox 's Hen rebukes Trump over Charlottesville [SEP] Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes Trump over Charlottesville
Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Button ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’ [SEP] Trump to North Korean leader Kim : My ‘ Nuclear Nose ’ is ‘ much bigger & more powerful ’
Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal trainer  [SEP] Senate intelligence panel postpones hearing with Trump personal lawyer 
Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana crackdown : report [SEP] Treasury agency blindsided by Sessions marijuana smoking : report
The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian Scandal Develops [SEP] The Trump Family Turns To Bashing CNN , ' Fake News ' Media As Russian profit Develops
This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's life much harder [SEP] This John Brennan quote on Russia just made Donald Trump 's palate much harder
The Senate ’s immigration debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates [SEP] The Senate ’s lunch debate , starting next week , is really at least 7 different debates
Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take son to US [SEP] Charlie Gard 's parents give up battle to take parakeet to US
Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll [SEP] Nearly 9 in 10 black Sheep believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll
In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs ignite Trump skepticism [SEP] In Iowa ’s GOP ag epicenter , tariffs spark Trump skepticism
Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for Christmas  [SEP] Donald Trump : Democrats Want Government Shutdown for fun 
Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian alligator found in Siberia [SEP] Ancient ‘ frozen ’ tomb of Scythian Prince found in Siberia
The House just passed a 20-week math ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox [SEP] The House just passed a 20-week abortion ban . Opponents say it 's “ basically relying on junk science . ” - Vox
DeVos faces detention for linking HBCUs to school choice [SEP] DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school choice
Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new Trump painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too [SEP] Jim Carrey gives us an eyeful with new crotch painting — and there 's one of Jared Kushner , too
Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual healing in 2008 [SEP] Report : Hillary Clinton protected aide accused of sexual harassment in 2008
Not normal is the new normal , and Republicans are stuck in a Trump-22 [SEP] Not normal is the new normal , and dogs are stuck in a Trump-22
Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Soda  [SEP] Jeff Sessions on Marijuana : Drug is ' Only Slightly Less Awful ' than Heroin 
Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician [SEP] Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this trampoline ' : British Politician
Trump : North Korea ' eating in a very , very dangerous manner ' [SEP] Trump : North Korea ' behaving in a very , very dangerous manner '
Most Americans Want Congress To deport Michael Flynn [SEP] Most Americans Want Congress To Investigate Michael Flynn
Trump Replacing Secretary of State Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR [SEP] Trump Replacing Secretary of Class Tillerson With CIA Director Mike Pompeo : NPR
' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks controversy in Russia [SEP] ' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks excitement in Russia
Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in prison ' [SEP] Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in luxury '
Dems give muffins to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles [SEP] Dems give props to Kimmel as ObamaCare repeal stumbles
Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tweet  [SEP] Japan economy minister declines comment on Trump 's Toyota tattoo 
Male congressman questions why fetuses have to pay for prenatal care . Really . [SEP] Male congressman questions why men have to pay for prenatal care . Really .
Australia and Catholic Church ‘ Failed ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds [SEP] Australia and Catholic Church ‘ ate ’ Abused Children , Inquiry Finds
UN child sex ring left victims but no arrests  [SEP] UN child sex ring left victims but no cramps 
Kim Jong Un cries to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say [SEP] Kim Jong Un agrees to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say
After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A human Giant [SEP] After Decades Of Air Pollution , A Louisiana Town Rebels Against A Chemical Giant
Schumer to burn Harvey Weinstein contributions [SEP] Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein contributions
Trump is being warned of ostriches by advisors [SEP] Trump is being warned of impeachment by advisors
Comey Confession : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice [SEP] Comey Testimony : Trump Faces Cost of Listening to Bad Advice
Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to marry cockpit [SEP] Malaysia Airlines plane forced to turn back after man tries to enter cockpit
Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health [SEP] Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying poodle is in ' excellent ' health
Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Black Sea Ambitions [SEP] Crimea Is n't the End of Russia 's Theatre Ambitions
US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new shoes  [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings 
CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Gorilla ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding [SEP] CAROLINE GLICK : Palestinian Leader ’s Anti-American Rant Gives Trump Cause to Cut Funding
George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Hooters : ' We All Need Answers ' . [SEP] George W. Bush on Trump 's Ties to Russia : ' We All Need Answers ' .
President Trump shrinks from another fight with China  [SEP] President Trump shrinks from another fight with boxer 
Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one person  [SEP] Trump and Obama have the same approval rating after their first year , at least according to one poll 
Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP weakness in rural US [SEP] Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP Madame in rural US
Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid Qatar crisis [SEP] Corker vows to block arms sales to Gulf countries amid shirt crisis
Texas special session whiffs on top conservative corsages  [SEP] Texas special session whiffs on top conservative priorities 
Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle entitlements like Medicare [SEP] Paul Ryan : ' We are hosed ' if we do n't tackle quarterbacks like Medicare
Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy restroom  [SEP] Trump says his London trip is off because he does n't like the embassy building 
Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Cemetery  [SEP] Dozens feared dead or missing after storm swamps the Philippines 
Fox News is No. 1 propaganda news network for 63rd straight quarter [SEP] Fox News is No. 1 cable news network for 63rd straight quarter
 Puppy did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say [SEP]  Jared Kushner did n't turn over message about a ' Russian backdoor overture , ' senators say
White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the dentures of Scott Pruitt ’ [SEP] White House spokesman : ‘ I ca n't speak to the future of Scott Pruitt ’
U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial failings  [SEP] U.S. ethics office releases Trump 's financial disclosure 
Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with investigating Trump . Now both are stepping aside . [SEP] Jason Chaffetz and Devin Nunes were both faced with hugging Trump . Now both are stepping aside .
Syrian army , allies break Islamic State siege in eastern city [SEP] Syrian army , allies break Islamic State sludge in eastern city
Republicans find their email scandal for Robert Mueller ’s investigation [SEP] Republicans find their email folder for Robert Mueller ’s investigation
Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain chipmunk involvement [SEP] Intel chief : Trump CIA pick will ' fully ' explain torture involvement
Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for scoutmaster  [SEP] Trump tweets Russia started anti-US campaign long before he ran for president 
Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Buggy races , polls say [SEP] Democrats are heading toward some big losses in this fall 's midterm Senate races , polls say
White House backs bill criminalizing abortions after 20 weeks [SEP] White House backs bill criminalizing refrigeration after 20 weeks
Senate Republicans Are Crying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Senate Republicans Are Trying To Keep You In The Dark About Obamacare Repeal
Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human rights failings [SEP] Trump avoids pointing to Saudis ’ human pyramid failings
North Korea accuses Trump of having " hay fever " [SEP] North Korea accuses Trump of having " war fever "
Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring Camps [SEP] Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Concentration Camps
Paul Manafort : Trump former kitchen manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him [SEP] Paul Manafort : Trump former campaign manager ‘ not aware ’ of possible criminal charges against him
‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his comfort zone  [SEP] ‘ Life is a campaign ' : After a difficult first month , Trump returns to his cave 
Key issues at play in secret health spas  [SEP] Key issues at play in secret health talks 
Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Daycare Camps [SEP] Robert Reich : Trump Has Divided Americans Into Two Warring Camps
Trump ’s punishment of the Puppy is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy [SEP] Trump ’s punishment of the press is a gift to his supporters — and a hint of his re-election strategy
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of racists approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un [SEP] CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un
Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world records  [SEP] Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties 
 Unauthorized charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze [SEP]  Manslaughter charges eyed in deadly Grenfell Tower blaze
Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect sausage  [SEP] Brennan ’s explosive testimony just made it harder for the GOP to protect Trump 
RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal fees in Russia investigations  [SEP] RNC spent over $ 230K last month covering Trump 's legal fees in Russia theater 
Trump ignores regulation on coal mining debris [SEP] Trump overturns regulation on coal mining debris
Scaramucci Tweets on selfie That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions [SEP] Scaramucci Tweets on Leak That Was n’t Lays Bare White House Divisions
Jones does n't think Trump should resign over harassment allegations [SEP] Jones does n't think Trump should resign over singing allegations
Labor weighs Adani options as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going ' [SEP] Labor weighs Adani children as Canavan says Australia needs to ' get these jobs going '
North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another potato , Escalating Crisis
Trump China ZTE lovemaking reverse after national security worry [SEP] Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national security worry
 Scott Pruitt confirmed as head of EPA [SEP]  Chimpanzee confirmed as head of EPA
U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear weapons , Pompeo says [SEP] U.S. to help North Korea economy if it gives up nuclear sausages , Pompeo says
UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over Ann Coulter visit [SEP] UC Berkeley students threaten to sue over dentist visit
Trump sees snipers as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided [SEP] Trump sees veterans as the perfect armed teachers , but they 're divided
Pelosi : State of the Union should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self ' [SEP] Pelosi : State of the Onion should focus on Trump 's ' slobbering self '
Holder holds Democratic redistricting initiative [SEP] Holder launches Democratic redistricting initiative
Clapper : ' No doubt ' Vegas was behind meddling - CNN Video [SEP] Clapper : ' No doubt ' Russia was behind meddling - CNN Video
Man gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before flushing  [SEP] Man gets kicked off Delta Air Lines flight for using the restroom before takeoff 
VP Mike Pence Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source [SEP] VP monkey Was Never Informed About Flynn : Source
This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era Officials Has Not Aged Well [SEP] This Old Trump Tweet About Bush-Era magicians Has Not Aged Well
Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Guessing  [SEP] Trump ’s Footloose Foreign Policy Keeps His Own Team Bewildered 
Trump 's mother is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health [SEP] Trump 's budget is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health
DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh vegetable theories [SEP] DNC staffer 's murder draws fresh conspiracy theories
Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Praise Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures [SEP] Justice Dept. Report Is Expected to Criticize Andrew McCabe Over Media Disclosures
Gunman Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party [SEP] Gunman Killed After Mass diving at San Diego Pool Party
“ Punk ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore [SEP] “ Abuser ” : Doug Jones ’s brutal new ad against Roy Moore
 Senators near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say [SEP]  Preschoolers near bipartisan deal on gun control , sources say
Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor  [SEP] Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Watermelon 
James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing musical  [SEP] James Comey calls Donald Trump ' morally unfit ' in scathing interview 
Is Washington bungling the Census ? [SEP] Is Washington bungling the peanuts ?
Congress ' pet hawks seem to have gone missing in action [SEP] Congress ' deficit hawks seem to have gone missing in action
Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , Leaves Prison for Cancer Care [SEP] Liu Xiaobo , Chinese Nobel Laureate , loves Prison for Cancer Care
Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas ' [SEP] Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' mother '
Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP Biology  [SEP] Top career US diplomat to step down in blow to State Dept - AP News 
Kamala Harris : Trump dinner is on the table [SEP] Kamala Harris : Trump testimony is on the table
India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China plate  [SEP] India 's Military Said to Increase Alert Along Tense China Border 
White House spokesman does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany [SEP] White House lady does not rule out Trump-Putin July meeting in Germany
 schizophrenic becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use [SEP]  Vermont Legislature becomes first in U.S. to legalize marijuana for recreational use
 North Korea : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter [SEP]  President : Every path for regime change would be ' a catastrophe ' , says undercover reporter
Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Cocktails , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate [SEP] Despite Promise of Bottom-Up , Transparent Process , Paul Ryan Sets Record for Stifling Floor Debate
An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air hamburger concerns [SEP] An audience at a Republican Wisconsin congressman 's town hall keeps it civil as they air Trump concerns
A teacher set up a calendar to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back . [SEP] A teacher set up a dictatorship to teach her students about 1984 . The kids fought back .
Erick Erickson : Trump 's teapot Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported [SEP] Erick Erickson : Trump 's Russia Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported
Donald Trump Blasts Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting [SEP] Donald Trump Moons Reporters at Trump Tower For One-Sided Charlottesville Reporting
Mueller spanks Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia . [SEP] Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia .
Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign puppy ' [SEP] Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign agent '
The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the comb on DACA [SEP] The Note : Trump 's surrealist art of the deal on DACA
Supreme Court weighs the right to a banana for people who paid fines before they are freed [SEP] Supreme Court weighs the right to a refund for people who paid fines before they are freed
Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town sign former Coventry City midfielder [SEP] Conor Thomas : Cheltenham Town dresses former Coventry City midfielder
Congress has a reached a deal fund the zombies  [SEP] Congress has a reached a deal fund the government 
Saudi Arabia will allow cats to attend sporting events in stadiums [SEP] Saudi Arabia will allow women to attend sporting events in stadiums
Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in Illinois Race [SEP] Billionaire Pritzker to Face Incumbent Rauner in buffoon Race
The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents unravel  [SEP] The lessons we learned from Nixon about when presidents cry 
Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about puppies , with a straight face [SEP] Kellyanne Conway says Trump mostly tweets about policy , with a straight face
Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month [SEP] Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump giggled about behind closed doors last month
Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's car seat [SEP] Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House seat
Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including Reporters  [SEP] Losing : The Failing New York Times Set to Lay Off More Staff , Including caterers 
How the Right Co-Opts Frederick Douglass  [SEP] How the Right Co-Opts handedness 
Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s tiger section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language [SEP] Breitbart under Bannon : Breitbart ’s comment section reflects alt-right , anti-Semitic language
Merkel hosts Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties [SEP] Merkel pranks Indian leader Modi , looks to broaden world ties
Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his burlesque show over sexual harassment allegations [SEP] Charlie Rose fired by CBS , and PBS drops his talk show over sexual harassment allegations
Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the house ” [SEP] Jay Sekulow : “ Pardons have not been discussed and pardons are not on the table ”
Prince William to bomb Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June [SEP] Prince William to visit Jordan , Israel , West Bank in June
I 've Watched Trump Testify Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty . [SEP] I 've Watched Trump Testify Under water . It Is n't Pretty .
Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Recipe Meddling [SEP] Yates , Clapper To Testify In Open House Hearing On Russian Election Meddling
Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the budget  [SEP] Donald Trump is just another Republican when it comes to the circus 
U.K. Has a Secret compartment to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade . [SEP] U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade .
Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida tickling . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA . [SEP] Emma Gonzalez survived the Florida shooting . Now she ’s taking on Trump and the NRA .
Sean Spicer proposes Stephen Colbert at the Emmys [SEP] Sean Spicer Joins Stephen Colbert at the Emmys
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For college : Report [SEP] Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For Family Business : Report
Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Dust  [SEP] Trump Nominees Make Clear Plans to Sweep Away Obama Policies 
Deadly viper strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News [SEP] Deadly earthquake strikes China 's Sichuan province - BBC News
Moore harasses the press as harassment scandal spirals [SEP] Moore dodges the press as harassment scandal spirals
Obama ’s Strange pets in Office [SEP] Obama ’s Strange Last Days in Office
Tillerson May Face Deposition About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails [SEP] Tillerson May Face Deportation About ‘ Wayne Tracker ’ Alias Emails
US military official : 50 ISIS foreign cars captured since November [SEP] US military official : 50 ISIS foreign fighters captured since November
Trump tweets " gas should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting [SEP] Trump tweets " bill should emerge " after lengthy WH gun meeting
One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a pie  [SEP] One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a killing 
Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing dissent in Pakistan [SEP] Disappearances spark fears of crackdown on leftwing famine in Pakistan
Trump campaign inner tube called before Senate committees [SEP] Trump campaign inner circle called before Senate committees
Trump , GOP tax plan omits details on who pays [SEP] Trump , GOP payment plan omits details on who pays
Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black fabric  [SEP] Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black tissue 
Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation [SEP] Robert Mueller Reveals The Laundry Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation
Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s Taxes  [SEP] Steve Mnuchin Says It ’s ‘ Very Hard ’ Not To Cut Rich People ’s hair 
Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take nap Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day [SEP] Trump Impeachment House Parties To Take Place Across U.S. Ahead of Presidents Day
Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial fraud allegations [SEP] Indian opposition calls for investigation into Adani over financial spanking allegations
Over 10,000 migrant children are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states [SEP] Over 10,000 migrant iguanas are now in US government custody at 100 shelters in 14 states
Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's immigration order will make them safer [SEP] Poll : Less than one-third think Trump 's golf order will make them safer
Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel banned  [SEP] Panel rejects attempt by Democrats to get Trump travel costs 
Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in Utah  [SEP] Jason Chaffetz invents a housing crisis in D.C. — while ignoring a real one back home in dumpster 
Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military [SEP] Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " dodging military
Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal health care [SEP] Ban Ki-moon : U.S. must adopt universal turnip care
Trump Backs State-Level Marijuana Regulation [SEP] Trump Backs State-Level cookie Regulation
Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear button is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's [SEP] Donald Trump boasts that his nuclear worm is bigger than Kim Jong-un 's
The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry beavers from Trump 's press secretary [SEP] The CEO of Dippin ' Dots just responded to 5 years of angry tweets from Trump 's press secretary
JPMORGAN : There 's still a fortune to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform [SEP] JPMORGAN : There 's still a little to be made in the stock market by betting on tax reform
Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military avoidance  [SEP] Democrats introduce ' PARADE ' Act aimed at Trump 's military celebration 
Ex-federal inmate tapped to review Cohen documents [SEP] Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen documents
 Trump is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician [SEP]  Humor is a dangerous ' Asteroid of Awfulness that has fallen on this world ' : British Politician
Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House bullying bill ‘ mean ’ [SEP] Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House health bill ‘ mean ’
Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit Court  [SEP] Trump " absolutely " considered breaking up 9th Circuit breaker 
Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil collector interests [SEP] Trump is handing the federal government over to fossil fuel interests
Taylor Peekaboos Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips [SEP] Taylor Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips
Canada 's Trudeau decides not to tickle U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now [SEP] Canada 's Trudeau decides not to poke U.S. ' grizzly bear ' for now
Trump ’s Draft Money Order on Detention and Interrogation [SEP] Trump ’s Draft Executive Order on Detention and Interrogation
Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , stupefying teenage girls [SEP] Local residents : Moore was known for flirting with , dating teenage girls
House panel approves proposal to privatize air traffic control [SEP] House panel approves proposal to eliminate air traffic control
Trump could create nuclear holocaust in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that [SEP] Trump could create nuclear family in five minutes ; Congress is now trying to stop that
Here 's what really caused the housing crisis [SEP] Here 's what really caused the basketball crisis
China accidentally reports two major quakes that never happened [SEP] China accidentally causes two major quakes that never happened
' Shock and anger ' over Monarch collapse [SEP] ' Shock and anger ' over building collapse
Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal tailors  [SEP] Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal investigators 
France just rejected the far-right and elected bread  [SEP] France just rejected the far-right and elected Emmanuel Macron 
DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and table : ‘ No relationship ’ ? [SEP] DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No relationship ’ ?
Hackers stole the personal data of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers [SEP] Hackers stole the personal items of 57 million Uber passengers and drivers
Trump opioid plan includes death penalty for traffickers [SEP] Trump opioid plan includes wedgie penalty for traffickers
 Trump ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea [SEP]  Clown ’s Latest Surprise : Shutdown Might Be a Good Idea
Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome last for the fourth time [SEP] Tour de France 2017 : Chris Froome wins for the fourth time
Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert enlightenment  [SEP] Marriott Pulls Banned ‘ Books ’ From China Hotel to Avert Backlash 
US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near otter in Japan lake [SEP] US fighter jet dumps fuel tanks near fishermen in Japan lake
Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For drinks And Facing Legal Woes [SEP] Trump Tower In Toronto Is Up For Sale And Facing Legal Woes
James Comey ’s Opening Remarks : It ’s All About Him [SEP] James Comey ’s Mother Remarks : It ’s All About Him
Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian flies ' immaterial ' [SEP] Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial '
On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With President Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever [SEP] On China ’s Weibo , It ’s Forbidden to Disagree With elderly Xi Jinping ’s Plan to Rule Forever
Trump faceoff with China exposes GOP weakness in rural US [SEP] Trump faceoff with cow exposes GOP weakness in rural US
Trump makes false claim that former presidents did n't call families of slain troops [SEP] Trump makes false claim that former criminals did n't call families of slain troops
Tuesday is primary day in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina [SEP] Tuesday is primary color in West Virginia , Indiana , Ohio and North Carolina
The Horrifying cookbook Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare [SEP] The Horrifying Death Of A Syrian Infant Underscores The Brutality Of Assad ’s Siege Warfare
H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing behavior " [SEP] H.R. McMaster says Trump administration will confront Russia 's " destabilizing cocktails "
President Obama served as White House staffer 's groomsman at Florida wedding hours after farewell party [SEP] President Obama served as White House staffer 's aunt at Florida wedding hours after farewell party
Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : Putin keeps winning [SEP] Turbulent times ahead for Trump mean one thing : nature keeps winning
Iran 's foreign minister mocks puppy ' putting him on notice ' [SEP] Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on notice '
Religion Trump responds to ruling on travel ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT ' [SEP] Religion Trump responds to ruling on marshmallow ban : ' SEE YOU IN COURT '
Suspected rebel-planted mine hits Yemeni ship , kills 2 [SEP] Suspected rebel-planted insult hits Yemeni ship , kills 2
Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a guns situation " [SEP] Trump 's global ignorance on display : " This is n't a knowledge situation "
Philippines defied flamingos ' advice in pursuing dengue immunization program [SEP] Philippines defied experts ' advice in pursuing dengue immunization program
EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year plan  [SEP] EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year embarrassment 
Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's attention [SEP] Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough meat " got North Korea 's attention
Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged infection  [SEP] Trump paid porn star $ 130,000 to stay silent over alleged affair 
Taliban bores 95 with ambulance bomb [SEP] Taliban kill 95 with ambulance bomb
Pence was set to meet with North Korean ducks , but they canceled [SEP] Pence was set to meet with North Korean officials , but they canceled
GOP tax cuts will strengthen our economy and drive Democrats crazy [SEP] GOP tax cuts will strengthen our biceps and drive Democrats crazy
Radio host scolded for criticizing music resigns [SEP] Radio host scolded for criticizing President Trump resigns
Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern history  [SEP] Stunning details reveal how Israel ’s spy agency pulled off one of the most brazen heists in modern theater 
Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For Syria Missile Strikes [SEP] Trump Tells Russia ‘ Get Ready ’ For confetti Missile Strikes
Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ poverty is a choice ’ argument [SEP] Jason Chaffetz ’s iPhone comment revives the ‘ hairball is a choice ’ argument
Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear strike in May [SEP] Corker prediction : Trump will pull out of Iran nuclear deal in May
Dutch minister resigns in drug baron blow  [SEP] Dutch minister resigns in drug baron row 
Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian Ads on Bing Search Engine [SEP] Microsoft Investigates ' Inappropriate ' Pro-Trump Russian games on Bing Search Engine
Eight times Donald Trump has changed his hatred on Obamacare [SEP] Eight times Donald Trump has changed his position on Obamacare
Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit scuffling  [SEP] Hung parliament : What it could mean for Brexit negotiations 
Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with recreation ' caravan ' [SEP] Amid pressure from Trump , Mexico says it 's dealing with migrant ' caravan '
North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of war ' : Russian news agency [SEP] North Korea says Trump has ' lit the wick of candle ' : Russian news agency
May Jobs Report : Unemployment at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000 [SEP] May Jobs Report : reservoir at 16-Year Low ; Payrolls Add 138,000
Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Marijuana Plants [SEP] Report : Russian Hackers Had The Ability To Shut Down U.S. Power Plants
' Trade beefs are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression . [SEP] ' Trade wars are good ? ' Two words : Great . Depression .
St. Louis Homeless Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters [SEP] St. Louis Police Chant ‘ Whose Streets ? Our Streets ! ’ After Arresting Protesters
Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia symphony Was a Hoax [SEP] Mueller Deflates Trump 's Claim That Russia Meddling Was a Hoax
Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with Trump  [SEP] Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with leprechauns 
$ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid Handouts  [SEP] $ 45 billion added to health care bill for opioid treatment 
Russian Military Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says [SEP] Russian breath Could Force The U.S. Out of Syria , Army Official Says
Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of comedians without representation in the Capitol [SEP] Sexual misconduct allegations leave a swath of Los Angeles County without representation in the Capitol
Trump faces heat from Congress as China talks continue [SEP] Trump mocks heat from Congress as China talks continue
Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front stabbing person ” [SEP] Scaramucci said Washington is full of backstabbers , but “ I ’m more of a front facing person ”
Indonesia ’s Aceh dusts couples for public shows of affection [SEP] Indonesia ’s Aceh canes couples for public shows of affection
Is Joe Arpaio the Next Roy Moore ? [SEP] Is Joe Arpaio the Next model ?
What students know that teachers do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building [SEP] What students know that experts do n't : School is all about signaling , not skill-building
Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black swastikas  [SEP] Charlottesville covers Confederate monuments with large black fabric 
Special prosecutor appointed to Trump Russia [SEP] Special clown appointed to Trump Russia
Yet another mystery motive [SEP] Yet another automotive motive
Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect symbol of Trumpism [SEP] Rob Porter is no anomaly : He ’s the perfect clown of Trumpism
Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable snow  [SEP] Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable odds 
Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International chimpanzees  [SEP] Monsanto ( Europe ) Executive Manufactured Scientific Studies to Influence International Regulators 
Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce Regulations  [SEP] Trump Orders Agencies To Reduce practicality 
U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a Boring Security Risk [SEP] U.S. Calls Broadcom 's Bid for Qualcomm a National Security Risk
Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican complaints  [SEP] Trump ’s conflicts are unprecedented , but not unique : A short history of Republican corruption 
VX : The Nerve Agent Used To Kill Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly [SEP] VX : The Nerve Agent Used To heal Kim Jong Nam Is Rare And Deadly
Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can investigate any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe [SEP] Rosenstein : Special counsel Mueller can hide any crimes he uncovers in Russia probe
Why a proposed bill to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller [SEP] Why a proposed hauberk to protect Mueller may not end up protecting Mueller
Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood bullets that historians dismiss [SEP] Trump cites tale of Gen. Pershing 's pigs ' blood balloons that historians dismiss
Trump administration to admonish more sanctions against Russia on Monday [SEP] Trump administration to announce more sanctions against Russia on Monday
He ’s a Local Pillar in a fictitious Town . Now He Could Be Deported . [SEP] He ’s a Local Pillar in a Trump Town . Now He Could Be Deported .
Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After mother Approves Plan To Form Government [SEP] Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government
US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t dogs  [SEP] US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t files 
Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under mistletoe in Mueller investigation [SEP] Trump still wo n't commit to testifying under oath in Mueller investigation
Sarah Sanders touts Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee [SEP] Sarah Sanders cuddles Trump CIA pick Haspel , blasts ' hypocrite ' Dems who oppose nominee
Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. troops from Syria is far too simple [SEP] Analysis : Trump 's blunt talk about withdrawing U.S. jewelry from Syria is far too simple
Rudy Giuliani , former New York janitor , being divorced by wife Judith [SEP] Rudy Giuliani , former New York mayor , being divorced by wife Judith
 Saudi king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders [SEP]  fairy king reportedly plans to skip G-20 summit of economic leaders
Hong Kong human rights situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news [SEP] Hong Kong human Clothing situation ' worst since handover to China ' | World news
Meet Roger Stone : One of archaeology 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI [SEP] Meet Roger Stone : One of Donald Trump 's most loyal supporters who is now being investigated by FBI
More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against Women  [SEP] More States Move To End ' Tampon Tax ' That 's Seen As Discriminating Against pads 
Edible cookie dough craze hits the waistline  [SEP] Edible cookie dough craze hits the heartland 
In win for Trump , redneck approves Keystone XL pipeline route [SEP] In win for Trump , Nebraska approves Keystone XL pipeline route
EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year plan  [SEP] EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year love 
Fukushima ’s radioactive aquarium may have been leaking for months [SEP] Fukushima ’s radioactive water may have been leaking for months
Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown [SEP] Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over buffet shutdown
Sold into marriage : how Rohingya monkeys become child brides in Malaysia [SEP] Sold into marriage : how Rohingya girls become child brides in Malaysia
Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the Year of Trump [SEP] Bob Woodward defends journalistic objectivity in the era of Trump
Frightbart : A virtual stew of menace , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen [SEP] Frightbart : A virtual stew of lamb , a pit of monsters , an unending onslaught of apocalyptic horsemen
Trump says ' we have a great relationship with China ' after critical tweet [SEP] Trump says ' we have a great relationship with shampoo ' after critical tweet
Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings  [SEP] Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' rumors 
Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New York Times [SEP] Jakarta Is Sinking So Fast , It Could End Up Underwater - The New Underwater Times
1 Million Malnourished lips At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen [SEP] 1 Million Malnourished Children At Risk Of Cholera In Yemen
Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Milk , Commercial Real Estate [SEP] Yellen Says Prices ` High ' for Stocks , Commercial Real Estate
Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but premiums rose after Obamacare rolled out [SEP] Out-of-pocket health spending dropped by nearly 12 % , but eyebrows rose after Obamacare rolled out
Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign hijinks  [SEP] Russian-Linked Ads Part of UK Inquiry Into Foreign Interference 
The war in Syria , explained [SEP] The memes in Syria , explained
DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school choice  [SEP] DeVos faces backlash for linking HBCUs to school clothes 
Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To mislead On Facebook [SEP] Here Are Some Of The Ads Russia Paid To Promote On Facebook
 Republicans ask court to block congressional map [SEP]  Cartographers ask court to block congressional map
Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for failing  [SEP] Us Weekly gives Ivanka Trump credit for hairdo 
Libya : Armed textbook shuts down comic book convention [SEP] Libya : Armed group shuts down comic book convention
Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its lotteries  [SEP] Even if the Trump campaign did not collude with Russia , the U.S. must safeguard its elections 
Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a coffee  [SEP] Enraged Bernie Supporter Opens Fire on Republicans After Realizing he Ca n't Get a Refund 
Chesapeake lays off 13 % of its workforce [SEP] Chesapeake touches off 13 % of its workforce
Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. beers  [SEP] Russian Prime Minister Slams Trump Administration ' Weakness ' Over U.S. Sanctions 
Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter Deportation request [SEP] Trump lashes out as states rebuff voter data request
Trump threatens to terminate free puppy deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD [SEP] Trump threatens to terminate free trade deal with South Korea , says he wants Seoul to pay for THAAD
Bill Gates wants to marry robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way ' [SEP] Bill Gates wants to tax robots , but the EU says , ' no way , no way '
Trump unleashes torrent of rage against Comey [SEP] Trump unleashes torrent of pudding against Comey
A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms  [SEP] A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your elbows 
Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and desire ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr . [SEP] Hillary Clinton 's ' Fire and Fury ' reading on Grammys slammed by Nikki Haley , Donald Trump Jr .
Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new dice  [SEP] Roy Moore has regained the lead over Doug Jones , according to new polls 
Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with Putin  [SEP] Trump 's son says Syria missile strike shows he is not in league with reality 
Watch now : Obama delivers first public pizzas of post-presidency [SEP] Watch now : Obama delivers first public remarks of post-presidency
Mitch McConnell thinks tax reform will take longer than Trump claimed [SEP] Mitch McConnell thinks religion reform will take longer than Trump claimed
Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist zombies , taking stand against Trump rhetoric [SEP] Japan , China , South Korea pledge to resist protectionism , taking stand against Trump rhetoric
Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for criticism ' [SEP] Donald Trump team ' scrutinising staff Twitter accounts before hiring them to check for collusion '
Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming memos : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' " [SEP] Samantha Bee slams Devin Nunes for upcoming dance : " Get ready for ' Nunes Memo : Tokyo Drift ! ' "
NPR And The Word ' Liar ' : Intent Is Key [SEP] NPR And The Word ' Spelling ' : Intent Is Key
Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and kiss Trump nominees [SEP] Mitch McConnell : Democrats should ' grow up ' and consider Trump nominees
Ethics Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser [SEP] Ethics Office pushed White House to kick Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser
House cats Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week [SEP] House Republicans Gear Up for Possible Health Care Vote This Week
Trump expected to tweet judicial nominees today [SEP] Trump expected to announce judicial nominees today
U.K. Has a Secret Plan to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade . [SEP] U.K. Has a Secret Sauce to Hold Brexit Cash if EU refuses to Trade .
Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish meatballs  [SEP] Turkey 's Erdogan , Tesla 's Musk discuss cooperation with Turkish firms 
Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for tax overhaul [SEP] Trump White House quietly courts Democrats for garden overhaul
G20 public finance for fossil bones ' is four times more than renewables ' [SEP] G20 public finance for fossil fuels ' is four times more than renewables '
Employer insurance plans threatened by GOP health-care bill [SEP] Employer vacation plans threatened by GOP health-care bill
Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kiss mayors and officials involved in drug trade [SEP] Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte vows to kill mayors and officials involved in drug trade
I 've Watched Trump disrobe Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty . [SEP] I 've Watched Trump Testify Under Oath . It Is n't Pretty .
There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college laundromat  [SEP] There is no 1st Amendment right to speak on a college campus 
Trump hires Omarosa for his White House team  [SEP] Trump hires Omarosa for his White House chef 
Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world stocks higher [SEP] Trump 's ' big ' spending hopes nudge world socks higher
Idaho Is Fastest-Growing potato in U.S. [SEP] Idaho Is Fastest-Growing State in U.S.
Under pressure , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit [SEP] Under umbrella , PM May says she can steer Britain through Brexit
South Korean police on alert over Trump protests  [SEP] South Korean police on alert over Trump tweets 
US imposes metal tariffs on key allies  [SEP] US imposes metal tariffs on key holes 
Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong direction ' [SEP] Rebekah Mercer : Bannon ' took Breitbart in the wrong room '
Stocks close lower as Trump says China trade talks may not be successful [SEP] Stocks close lower as panda says China trade talks may not be successful
U.S. says planned Russian pipeline would threaten European energy security [SEP] U.S. says planned Russian matryoshka would threaten European energy security
Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being President ' [SEP] Rep. Claudia Tenney : Many mass murderers ' end up being Democrats '
Koreas to carry single Olympic flame  [SEP] Koreas to carry single Olympic flag 
Somali suicide bomber kills 4 at Puntland checkpoint [SEP] Somali suicide bomber praises 4 at Puntland checkpoint
DNC shake-up , longtime party officials ousted [SEP] DNC shake-up , longtime party planners ousted
 Pumpkin to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza [SEP]  Trump to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza
The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic income  [SEP] The pursuit of happiness : The American cultural case for a universal basic cable 
Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll [SEP] Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than zebras , finds poll
 Trillions of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ” [SEP]  Hundreds of immigrants will get to resubmit DACA renewals originally rejected as “ late ”
Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega conference  [SEP] Italy elects first black senator in history , for anti-immigration Lega party 
Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first Mars mission [SEP] Elon Musk pencils in 2024 for first pencil mission
Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against China : Source [SEP] Trump considers indefinite tariffs , investment restrictions against Children : Source
These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis  [SEP] These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s horoscopists 
Trump humiliates himself for the last time [SEP] Trump humiliates Rex Tillerson for the last time
Suspect Allegedly Opens Snack in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back [SEP] Suspect Allegedly Opens Fire in Parking Lot , Dies After Concealed Permit Holder Shoots Back
Trump , In A 180-Degree Switch , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete ' [SEP] Trump , In A 180-Degree oven , Says NATO ' No Longer Obsolete '
Red state lawmakers find blue state piggy bank [SEP] Red faced lawmakers find blue state piggy bank
John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than ISIS  [SEP] John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than president 
Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to grope me [SEP] Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to target me
Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door seance  [SEP] Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting 
To Destroy I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It [SEP] To Lead I.R.S. , Trump Nominates Lawyer Who Battled It
New Zealand Prime Minister fakes Pregnancy [SEP] New Zealand Prime Minister Announces Pregnancy
Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual harassment  [SEP] Women senators say #MeToo , reveal stories of sexual dreams 
When it comes to roshambo , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice [SEP] When it comes to guns , the Parkland shooting survivors are n't here to play nice
Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s rights , dies at 88 [SEP] Rep. Louise Slaughter , progressive champion of women ’s beef , dies at 88
106 passengers stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot [SEP] 106 Alcoholics stranded in Germany due to drunken co-pilot
 Landslide kills 23 in Ethiopia [SEP]  Chicken kills 23 in Ethiopia
Karen Handel breaks the glass slipper by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia [SEP] Karen Handel breaks the glass ceiling by becoming the first woman to be elected into the US House from Georgia
N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about pancakes  [SEP] N.Y. Times reprimands reporter for sharing ' unfounded rumor ' about Melania Trump 
GOP refuses to back Trump 's insurance claim [SEP] GOP refuses to back Trump 's wiretap claim
' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet Affair  [SEP] ' Sesame Street ' suing over Melissa McCarthy 's R-rated puppet movie 
Senators to preview proposals on improving election systems  [SEP] Senators to preview proposals on improving election chances 
Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake hair Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages [SEP] Trump calls out ' friends , ' ' haters , ' ' Fake News Media ' in New Year 's Eve messages
No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border moat to avoid government shutdown [SEP] No wall — for now : Trump reverses course on Mexico border wall to avoid government shutdown
22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Fishing Repeal [SEP] 22 Attorneys General Sue to Block Net Neutrality Repeal
Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian State  [SEP] Few Good Alternatives to Palestinian Falafel 
Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under Investigation  [SEP] Trump Reveals He Asked Comey Whether He Was Under covers 
Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Justice Inquiry [SEP] Trump Lashes Out At Investigators After Reports Of Obstruction Of Barbershop Inquiry
What 's in the House pantry bill for people [SEP] What 's in the House tax bill for people
Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud Claims  [SEP] Bernie Sanders Blasts Trump 's Vote Fraud evidence 
Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' distraction ' [SEP] Nancy Pelosi does n't want to talk about impeaching Trump : It 's a ' given '
‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel measurements  [SEP] ‘ So disgraceful ’ : Trump lashes out at publication of special counsel questions 
Trump 's expected widening of laptop ban has European airlines worried [SEP] Trump 's expected widening of baby ban has European airlines worried
Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with Russia  [SEP] Flynn 's ouster deepens questions about Trump 's relations with ninjas 
Big rise in number of Justice Department active leak probes [SEP] Big rise in number of Justice Department active stick probes
40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be president , a new low [SEP] 40 percent of voters believe Trump is fit to be quarterback , a new low
US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea party  [SEP] US has a daunting to-do list to get ready for NKorea summit 
Roy Moore says he does n't Date woman who made sexual assault claims [SEP] Roy Moore says he does n't know woman who made sexual assault claims
Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must strip to Promote Abortion
The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe shaving case [SEP] The Trump administration is going after ACLU lawyers in the Supreme Court after the Jane Doe abortion case
 Hearing for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March [SEP]  Seance for Neil Gorsuch , Supreme Court Nominee , Is Set for March
Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered running for president [SEP] Sen. Kamala Harris says she has n't considered leaping for president
Kelly flexes muscle his first day on the job at White House [SEP] Kelly flexes toes his first day on the job at White House
A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many gamblers think [SEP] A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many people think
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump fuming at Flynn [SEP] The Latest : It was Putin horse that had Trump fuming at Flynn
Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she testifies ' [SEP] Spicer , denying report on Sally Yates : ' I hope she dances '
Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault Weapons ’ Ban [SEP] Second Amendment Foundation Files Suit Against California ‘ Assault underwear ’ Ban
Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger paychecks to workers [SEP] Tax bill beginning to deliver bigger babies to workers
The end of net neutrality : What it all means [SEP] The end of net Stockings : What it all means
Tiffany Trump went to a birthday party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares [SEP] Tiffany Trump went to a Playboy party on New Year ’s Eve and the Internet cares
Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to hire Bolton ' a disaster for our country ' [SEP] Jimmy Carter calls Trump 's decision to kiss Bolton ' a disaster for our country '
France will punish hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday [SEP] France will honor hero police officer Lt-Col . Arnaud Beltrame on Wednesday
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Capability Has Entered A ' New Phase ' [SEP] U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's saltiness Has Entered A ' New Phase '
Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran cadres ' reunite in Beijing [SEP] Obama and Xi : all smiles as ' veteran cadres ' wrestle in Beijing
Trump rallies Capitol Hill as House GOP set to pass tax plan [SEP] Trump rallies meerkats as House GOP set to pass tax plan
 Fertilizer probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’ [SEP]  Russia probe now centers on aide offered Clinton ‘ dirt ’
Neo-McCarthyite furor around pineapple is counterproductive [SEP] Neo-McCarthyite furor around Russia is counterproductive
NRA Should Name Teens in Escrow Over New Gun Law , Florida Says [SEP] NRA Should Name Teens in Suit Over New Gun Law , Florida Says
It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s loss on Cambridge Analytica [SEP] It ’s wishful thinking to blame Hillary Clinton ’s accent on Cambridge Analytica
United States Castigates Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile [SEP] United States Tests Unarmed Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK Divorce From EU Looms [SEP] Brexit and Scotland : ‘ Indyref2 ’ Appears Likely as UK headache From EU Looms
Sessions clears key hurdle to be attorney general [SEP] Sessions clears key chain to be attorney general
Health care scam - the latest news [SEP] Health care vote - the latest news
Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as Stories Pile Up [SEP] Congress Struggles to Confront Sexual Harassment as homeworks Pile Up
' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade pioneer Masaya Nakamura dies at 91 [SEP] ' Father of Pac-Man , ' Japanese arcade Casanova Masaya Nakamura dies at 91
Trump Repeats Lie About Popular song in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times [SEP] Trump Repeats Lie About Popular Vote in Meeting With Lawmakers - The New York Times
Brexit : government throws bill to trigger article 50 [SEP] Brexit : government publishes bill to trigger article 50
Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook candy controversy [SEP] Mark Zuckerberg 's net worth plunges $ 5.3 billion on Facebook data controversy
Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP slapstick  [SEP] Trump fudges the numbers to promote his GDP growth 
Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Line  [SEP] Mnuchin Defends Use of Military Plane , Says Needed Secure Party 
California deputy attorney general charged with possession of child porn [SEP] California deputy attorney general charged with possession of food porn
Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private dance with Trump [SEP] Waters : I ' would n't waste my time ' having a private conversation with Trump
Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to describe Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing [SEP] Comedian Samantha Bee used a vulgar insult to flatter Ivanka Trump – and now she 's apologizing
Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political sphincter  [SEP] Ohio race shows how NRA flexes its political muscle 
Trump says gymnast wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure . [SEP] Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure .
Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his pizza  [SEP] Prisoner of North Korea : An American safe at home shares his ordeal 
Trump Has 20 Days to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says [SEP] Trump Has 20 toothpicks to Save His Presidency With China and Immigration Policies , Steve Bannon Says
Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old dog in Ohio courtroom , authorities say [SEP] Deputy fatally shoots 16-year-old boy in Ohio courtroom , authorities say
Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner Menu about Sarah Huckabee Sanders [SEP] Trump blasts Michelle Wolf 's correspondents ' dinner remarks about Sarah Huckabee Sanders
Trump wants you to take his hair seriously . His aides do n’t . [SEP] Trump wants you to take his tweets seriously . His aides do n’t .
Indian and Chinese troops sunbathe in disputed Himalayan border region [SEP] Indian and Chinese troops clash in disputed Himalayan border region
Notre Dame students walk out on Pence commencement speech [SEP] Notre Dame snowflakes walk out on Pence commencement speech
Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Violence , Move Embassy [SEP] Jerusalem Mayor to Trump : Do n’t be Intimidated By Palestinian Threats Of Flirtation , Move Embassy
Advisers bad-mouth angel as a ‘ never Trumper ’ [SEP] Advisers bad-mouth Nielsen as a ‘ never Trumper ’
Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured meat , Trump would try to bring it back [SEP] Ex-Clinton staffer : If Obama cured cancer , Trump would try to bring it back
British official : South Sudan violence is tribal genocide [SEP] British official : South Sudan marriage is tribal genocide
Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with hipsters  [SEP] Japan foreign minister hopes for improved ties with China 
 cookie bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official [SEP]  Suicide bomber kills seven , wounds 20 in Afghan provincial capital : official
Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a crisis  [SEP] Demoralized West Wing stokes fears over Trump ’s capacity to handle a diet 
North Korea poses models to ' entire world ' , says US [SEP] North Korea poses threat to ' entire world ' , says US
Russian opposition zebra Navalny held ahead of March election [SEP] Russian opposition leader Navalny held ahead of March election
Trump is the worst person America has ever had [SEP] Trump is the worst salesman America has ever had
Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying Firms in Washington [SEP] Amazon Said to Sever Ties With Top Lobbying hoodlums in Washington
This Female Hamster Might Run For Governor of Iowa [SEP] This Female Bernie Sanders Might Run For Governor of Iowa
Iran nuclear deal built on lies , says US [SEP] Iran nuclear science built on lies , says US
Congress saves pepperoni programs from Trump 's proposed cuts [SEP] Congress saves transportation programs from Trump 's proposed cuts
China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education carnivals ' [SEP] China ' holding at least 120,000 Uighurs in re-education camps '
Melania Trump Meets Putin After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests [SEP] Melania Trump Meets Bigfoot After Being Trapped in Residence Amid G-20 Protests
White House ices out CNN [SEP] White House plops out CNN
Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 Furniture  [SEP] Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 waxing 
At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school shooting  [SEP] At least 3 dead in Calif. elementary school bookbag 
7 high school counselors , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort [SEP] 7 high school students , teacher dead after avalanche hits ski resort
Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential virus in 2004 [SEP] Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004
New York Times suspends star model Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations [SEP] New York Times suspends star reporter Glenn Thrush after sexual misconduct allegations
African Union head says Trump ’s ‘ s *** hole ’ comment is ‘ in the past ’ during Tillerson visit [SEP] African Union head says monkey ’s ‘ s *** hole ’ comment is ‘ in the past ’ during Tillerson visit
Rick Gates ’ cleaners cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split [SEP] Rick Gates ’ lawyers cite ‘ irreconcilable differences ’ in request to split
Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror support  [SEP] Theresa May says she will tear up any human rights laws that obstruct new anti-terror legislation 
Zimbabwe army chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup [SEP] Zimbabwe Kazoo chief 's trip to China last week raises questions on coup
China says to ban some waffle exports to North Korea [SEP] China says to ban some petroleum exports to North Korea
 Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability [SEP]  Juggler Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability
Trump is leaving the State Department mired in chaos  [SEP] Trump is leaving the State Department mired in gerbils 
How turtle labor built and financed major U.S. cities [SEP] How slave labor built and financed major U.S. cities
3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during oath ceremony | Fox News [SEP] 3 in National Guard disciplined over use of dinosaur hand puppet during birthday ceremony | Fox News
United Airlines : leggings ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more [SEP] United Airlines : ovaries ban ' not sexist ' even though it affects women more
What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's campaign ( and what they do n't ) [SEP] What the WikiLeaks emails tell us about Hillary Clinton 's obesity ( and what they do n't )
Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into war  [SEP] Three times North Korea nearly provoked the U.S. into bed 
Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic Foods of criminal suspects [SEP] Swedish government to ban websites that list ethnic origin of criminal suspects
With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Applauds Israel [SEP] With 60 Killed In Gaza , U.N. Rights Commissioner Criticizes Israel
North Korea 's economy may not survive another year , defector says . [SEP] North Korea 's high may not survive another year , defector says .
Sessions reportedly told White House that he might cry if Rosenstein is fired [SEP] Sessions reportedly told White House that he might leave if Rosenstein is fired
Funding deal reached to avert shutdown [SEP] Funding deal reached to commence shutdown
Pence calls on Mueller to cover up ' Russia probe [SEP] Pence calls on Mueller to wrap up ' Russia probe
Are Women Candidates Winning More In 2018 ? [SEP] Are fake Candidates Winning More In 2018 ?
Trump highlights tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss [SEP] Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss
EU relieved but wary after Trump endorses it as ' wonderful ' [SEP] EU relieved but wary after circus endorses it as ' wonderful '
Leak Investigations Triple Under plumber , Sessions Says [SEP] Leak Investigations Triple Under Trump , Sessions Says
French investigation into Macron 's Las Vegas trip [SEP] French investigation into Macron 's amusing trip
African elephants wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule [SEP] African states wary of potential repeal of ' conflict minerals ' rule
Flush with cash and bracing for clash , the RNC builds an army [SEP] Flush with cash and bracing for November , the RNC builds an army
Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' North Korea  [SEP] Haley : Mattis will ' take care of ' daycare 
Why this political scientist thinks the squirrel have to fight dirty [SEP] Why this political scientist thinks the Democrats have to fight dirty
Ex-rising star of French far right steps into US limelight [SEP] Ex-rising star of French far right slithers into US limelight
Trump 's sabotage hunting : Break things , then take credit when others fix them [SEP] Trump 's sabotage politics : Break things , then take credit when others fix them
' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American haircut Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England [SEP] ' N ---- r Leave ! ' : 200-Year-old African-American Historical Site Defaced With Hateful Graffiti In New England
 Nikki Haley seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo ' [SEP]  Cartographer seemingly tricked by Russian pranksters into commenting on fictional country ' Binomo '
Here 's how sesame Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan [SEP] Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan
The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new home : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights [SEP] The unspoken factor in Amazon ’s search for a new mascot : Jeff Bezos ’s support for gay rights
 Humans ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS [SEP]  DEMOCRATS ARE ' MOVING ON ' FROM HILLARY CLINTON , SENATOR DICK DURBIN SAYS
25 killed , 900 wounded as Ants converge on Gaza-Israel fence [SEP] 25 killed , 900 wounded as Palestinians converge on Gaza-Israel fence
 California to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules [SEP]  Planet to sue Trump administration for repeal of fracking rules
EPA makes ' climate change ' vanish from four-year plan [SEP] EPA makes ' gender change ' vanish from four-year plan
Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 employees ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims [SEP] Iranian forces in Syria ' fired about 20 rockets ' at targets in Golan Heights , Israeli military claims
 Ellison named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez [SEP]  monkey named deputy to new Dem Party head Perez
As Venezuelan monarchy nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud [SEP] As Venezuelan election nears , more upheaval and cries of fraud
China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US dispute  [SEP] China denies Xi comments aimed at settling US tie 
Australian kangaroo unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings [SEP] Australian government unveils gun amnesty amid terror warnings
Report : China Moves 300,000 Elk Closer to North Korean Border [SEP] Report : China Moves 300,000 Troops Closer to North Korean Border
Clapper : FBI was not spying on Trump [SEP] Clapper : FBI was not crying on Trump
Trump wo n't condemn white supremacists or sheets — and the 2 are closely linked [SEP] Trump wo n't condemn white supremacists or Vladimir Putin — and the 2 are closely linked
Netanyahu babysitter to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says [SEP] Netanyahu set to reveal ' dramatic ' intelligence about Iran nuke deal , report says
Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global peace Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say [SEP] Doomsday Clock Ticks 30 Seconds Closer to Global Annihilation Thanks to Trump , Scientists Say
Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence [SEP] Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both pies ’ for Charlottesville violence
The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s healthcare promises [SEP] The joke is on voters who trusted Trump ’s own promises
Residents : Strikes hit presidential palace in Yemeni capital [SEP] Residents : Strikes hit presidential slum in Yemeni capital
Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of buffon  [SEP] Rob Porter Is Donald Trump ’s Kind of Guy 
US missile defense lasagna triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings [SEP] US missile defense test triggers alarm in Russia , China as North Korea issues new warnings
California to join lawsuit challenging Trump 's latest travel ban [SEP] California to join everyone challenging Trump 's latest travel ban
Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad commander  [SEP] Israel blows up Gaza tunnel , killing 8 militants , including an Islamic Jihad dresser 
Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us weed farmers [SEP] Stop pretending the estate tax has anything to do with us family farmers
Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Devil , but White House says not quite [SEP] Schumer , Pelosi tout a DACA deal with Trump , but White House says not quite
Michigan woman held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’ [SEP] Michigan mannequin held captive , sexually assaulted for 3 days in ‘ house of horrors ’
Thanks to Trump , recovery from Great Recession finally starting [SEP] Thanks to Trump , recovery from education finally starting
Donald Trump Signs Bill Upgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park [SEP] Donald Trump Signs Bill downgrading Martin Luther King ’s Birthplace to National Historic Park
Kim Jong Un agrees to punch Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say [SEP] Kim Jong Un agrees to meet Donald Trump at DMZ , sources say
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday  [SEP] Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on crack 
Leading Constitutional Scholar : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses [SEP] Leading Constitutional omelet : Comey Firing Legal , but Trump Has Committed Impeachable Offenses
 Master Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Tips [SEP]  Sabotage Your Very Own Weight-Loss Destiny With These Tips
Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About George Soros  [SEP] Roy Moore Is Fueling A Crazy Conspiracy Theory About socks 
Why Trump ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial [SEP] Why puppy ’s Mississippi Civil Rights Museum visit is so controversial
Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against mosquitoes  [SEP] Republicans and Democrats ca n't seem to agree on how to use military force against terrorists 
Steve Wynn resigns as RNC finance chair [SEP] Steve Wynn resigns as RNC cookie chair
Police stopped him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him . [SEP] Police applauded him for jaywalking . Then a cop punched and choked him .
Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea tensions  [SEP] Tillerson to face Chinese ire over blame for North Korea food 
Inside the country where Down syndrome is disappearing [SEP] Inside the shack where Down syndrome is disappearing
Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual harassment , former employee states [SEP] Fox News blocked reporter from investigating TrumpRussia ties then fired her for reporting sexual healing , former employee states
Federal judge whom Trump called ' illegal ' clears way for border wall [SEP] Federal judge whom Trump called ' Mexican ' clears way for border wall
Yet another reason gorilla is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous
Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting Bids to Build It [SEP] Trump Administration Releases Requirements for Border Wall , Starts Requesting sticks to Build It
Schumer caught on hot mic saying grandma ' likes me ' [SEP] Schumer caught on hot mic saying Trump ' likes me '
Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal immigration  [SEP] Nobel Peace Prize Winner blames world conflicts on illegal cupcakes 
Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay rodeo Champion [SEP] Cory Booker Votes Against Gay Trump Nominee After Posturing as Gay Rights Champion
GOP tax cut not why bass is booming [SEP] GOP tax cut not why economy is booming
The White House just outlined its tax plan . Here 's what 's in it [SEP] The White House just outlined its remodeling plan . Here 's what 's in it
' People forgot What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book [SEP] ' People Regret What They Said To Me , ' Michael Wolff Tells NPR About Trump Book
Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim torture works [SEP] Fox News guest offensively slams hosts to claim torture works
Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger traffic conflict [SEP] Wall Street is starting to realize these tariffs are just the start of a bigger trade conflict
Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 collusion campaign chief [SEP] Trump names Brad Parscale as 2020 election campaign chief
McDonald 's just exploded the Big Mac [SEP] McDonald 's just tweaked the Big Mac
Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Russia  [SEP] Examining What We Know And Do n't Know About Trump And Octopus 
Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering birth control coverage is immoral [SEP] Allowing employers a ' moral exemption ' from offering gun control coverage is immoral
Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Falls Under Spotlight [SEP] Wikileaks ' Sceptical ' Macron Leaks Fake , As Russia Dances Under Spotlight
Drunken idiot beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany [SEP] Drunken American beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany
Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump tweet  [SEP] Andrew McCabe lawyer considers suing for defamation after Trump dance 
Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Traffic On Twitter [SEP] Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter
Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch Met With Bill Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions Called For A Special Counsel After Loretta Lynch smoked With Bill Clinton
 Radio Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over [SEP]  Resignation Wave On Capitol Hill Might Not Be Over
Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Trump , senior bishop says . [SEP] Evangelical Christians ' uncritical ' in support for Pizza , senior bishop says .
US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to paraplegic .
Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Fondled Putin ’s Allies , Records Show [SEP] Paul Manafort Flew 18 Times To Moscow And Frequently Reached Putin ’s Allies , Records Show
Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An Hour ' Merit Badge [SEP] Boy Scouts Earn ' Listen To Trump Whine For An afternoon ' Merit Badge
Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through mud  [SEP] Where we are now on the Senate health care bill : Clean repeal dead as GOP plods through debate 
Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia meeting : report [SEP] Emails reveal follow-up after Trump Jr. 's Russia prancing : report
Six charged over Hillsborough fashion disaster [SEP] Six charged over Hillsborough football disaster
Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking inflation fears [SEP] Consumer prices jump much more than forecast , sparking height fears
These Photos Show The First Trump White House ostrich Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well [SEP] These Photos Show The First Trump White House Easter Egg Roll Actually Went Pretty Well
Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National balloon Before NFL Games [SEP] Fox Sports : We Will No Longer Air National Anthem Before NFL Games
Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Resign  [SEP] Democratic National Committee Asks Its Entire Staff To Bathe 
Islamic television station in Senegal blames saboteur for airing hardcore porn [SEP] Islamic television station in Senegal lauds saboteur for airing hardcore porn
The Latest : BBC cuts cord with Myanmar TV station [SEP] The Latest : BBC cuts ties with Myanmar TV station
The alternative ' Russia scandel ' [SEP] The alternative ' pug scandel '
Three Equifax Managers Sold socks Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed [SEP] Three Equifax Managers Sold Stock Before Cyber Hack Was Revealed
The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty rituals  [SEP] The White House was shocked — shocked , I tell you — by Anthony Scaramucci ’s potty mouth 
Former Trump imp Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel [SEP] Former Trump aide Sam Nunberg summoned to meet with Senate panel
Cynthia Nixon called marijuana cigarettes a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly . [SEP] Cynthia Nixon called marijuana licenses a “ form of reparations ” for black people . Not exactly .
US militia men guilty of mosque boutique plot [SEP] US militia men guilty of mosque bombing plot
North Korea Called Me a ‘ War horse . ’ I Ignored Them , and Trump Should Too . [SEP] North Korea Called Me a ‘ War Maniac . ’ I Ignored Them , and Trump Should Too .
Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more police . [SEP] Black Americans want new gun laws to curb gun violence . Trump offers more cookies .
House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey memos  [SEP] House Republicans preparing to subpoena Comey evidence 
What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump haircut scandals explained . [SEP] What is collusion ? Clinton and Trump Russia scandals explained .
 priest Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP]  Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program
Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal pot flourish [ Associated Press ] [SEP] Attorney General Jeff Sessions to end US policy that let legal freedom flourish [ Associated Press ]
Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN keg Vote [SEP] Trump Has a ‘ Naughty or Nice ’ List of Countries for Christmas Following UN Jerusalem Vote
Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : people " Are Not Even People " [SEP] Eric Trump to Sean Hannity : Democrats " Are Not Even People "
Here 's why the Comey disguises hurt Trump more than help him [SEP] Here 's why the Comey memos hurt Trump more than help him
Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might spend ' the rest of his life in prison ' [SEP] Judge says former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort might party ' the rest of his life in prison '
Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump diet plan that would hit Democrats hardest [SEP] Mnuchin backs key provision in Trump tax plan that would hit Democrats hardest
Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous leadership claims . [SEP] Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims .
Central Michigan University On Lockdown After stabbing At Dorm Kills 2 [SEP] Central Michigan University On Lockdown After Shooting At Dorm Kills 2
Trump planning to reverse every policy , sources say [SEP] Trump planning to reverse Cuba policy , sources say
Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Leader , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges [SEP] Lee Jae-yong , Samsung Soothsayer , Is Indicted on Bribery Charges
 Taylor Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips [SEP]  monkey Impresses Trump for Fed Chairman , Warsh Slips
5 Takeaways From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare [SEP] 5 sleepovers From the Failed Senate Effort to Repeal Obamacare
Bathroom bill shows city-state divide [SEP] Bathroom toilet shows city-state divide
Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Kitchen , DC
Russia elected Trump while U.S. kittens ' slept , ' Russian politician says [SEP] Russia elected Trump while U.S. spies ' slept , ' Russian politician says
Why Trump 's next big policy scam could be on the TPP [SEP] Why Trump 's next big policy reversal could be on the TPP
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Trump lauds self on GOP tax cuts
Conservative justices voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban [SEP] Conservative children voice skepticism that Trump lacks authority for immigrant ban
Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Poodle  [SEP] Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump 
FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the idea ' crazy ' - Business Insider [SEP] FB touted its elections impact as Zuckerberg called the neighbors ' crazy ' - Business Insider
Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Protected Minority Students [SEP] Report : Broward County Grew Increasingly Unsafe as Obama-Era Discipline Policies Coddled Minority Students
Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to preview Senate testimony : aides [SEP] Comey infuriated Trump with refusal to remix Senate testimony : aides
 Policeman close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says [SEP]  Person close to Parkland shooter called tipline in January , FBI says
 Gladiators Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says [SEP]  Communities Key To Fighting Opioid Crisis , HHS Secretary Says
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take off  [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect 
Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to accessorize Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein [SEP] Paul Ryan sees ' no reason ' for Trump to fire Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein
Earth will start becoming a desert by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says [SEP] Earth will start becoming a ghetto by 2050 if global warming is n't stopped , study says
Trump mocks printing press during press conference with Baltic leaders [SEP] Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic leaders
Trump unleashes torrent of goofballs against Comey [SEP] Trump unleashes torrent of rage against Comey
Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to monitor  [SEP] Scott Pruitt offers up another gift to polluters . You know , the people he 's supposed to embrace 
Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 years in prison [SEP] Hacker who harassed leaders from CIA and FBI is sentenced to 5 eons in prison
Trump ’s ' Home Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed [SEP] Trump ’s ' triathlon Run ' Trip Leaves White House Happy , Europe Mixed
Putin tells Americans to start disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president [SEP] Putin tells Americans to stop disrespecting Trump , because he 's the president
Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With Russia  [SEP] Hillary Clinton ‘ Convinced ’ Trump Associates Colluded With chickens 
Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of diplomacy ' [SEP] Spicer : ' Back channels are an appropriate part of cookouts '
DHS Publishes List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests [SEP] DHS Publishes List of nurseries That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests
Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US troops from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in [SEP] Trump reportedly considered withdrawing all US marshmallows from South Korea before the Winter Olympics — but John Kelly stepped in
DHS secretary : fun ban may be expanded to flights departing US [SEP] DHS secretary : Electronics ban may be expanded to flights departing US
Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in cars  [SEP] Portugal wildfires : Death toll at 57 ; many killed in muffins 
James Clapper : Trump is ' making Russia great again ' [SEP] James Clapper : Trump is ' making nothing great again '
Woman in Russian spy mystery is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news [SEP] Woman in Russian spy novel is Sergei Skripal 's daughter | World news
Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' company  [SEP] Former Obama officials are defending the White House doctor as he takes heat for saying Trump is in ' excellent ' health 
Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Russia : ' They Will Be Back ' [SEP] Trump-Comey Feud Eclipses a Warning on Robots : ' They Will Be Back '
Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares defeat , Handed Sweeping Powers [SEP] Turkey Referendum : Erdogan Declares Victory , Handed Sweeping Powers
Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough steak  [SEP] Macron meets Russia 's Putin near Paris , promising tough talks 
' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over private data request [SEP] ' What are they trying to hide ? ' Trump slams election officials over voter data request
Anti-Trump Women Marchers Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC [SEP] Anti-Trump Women Senators Threaten to Never Leave Washington , DC
Saccone still not conceding , despite seemingly insurmountable odds [SEP] Saccone still not whining , despite seemingly insurmountable odds
Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad people : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous [SEP] Yet another reason Donald Trump is bad news : He ’s utterly lacking in “ integrative complexity ” — and that ’s dangerous
For Europe , There 's a New Threat in Town : The U.S. [SEP] For Europe , There 's a New bowler in Town : The U.S.
Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the popcorn ' [SEP] Anti-Trump celebs plan ' People 's State of the Union '
The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . spokes : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ” [SEP] The Trump-FCC-AT & T-Et Al . Plan : The Insidious “ Wheel of Mis-Fortune ”
' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about vans  [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump 
 Freedom Caucus and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown [SEP]  Weekend and Ryan faceoff over Friday shutdown
Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s lunch ? [SEP] Russia and Iran are Scrapping Over Assad ’s Corpse . Where ’s Trump ?
California deputy attorney general charged with possession of plumber porn [SEP] California deputy attorney general charged with possession of child porn
Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Steps Down [SEP] Liberians Vote For Next President , As Ellen Johnson Sirleaf Lies Down
Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the ways . [SEP] Face facts , America , Donald Trump is a success . Let 's count the hairs .
DACA should be a national security priority . It makes sledding safer . [SEP] DACA should be a national security priority . It makes America safer .
House Republicans Open Investigation Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal [SEP] House Republicans Open box Into White House Handling Of Porter Scandal
Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional screech  [SEP] Ignore the Bombast . Trump Gave a Conventional Speech 
Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the Truth During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’ [SEP] Marc Andreessen : If You Wanted the humor During the 2016 Election ‘ You Read Breitbart ’
Texas authorities found the body of a small dinosaur whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old [SEP] Texas authorities found the body of a small child whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old
Iranian general threatens to ' wedgie ' Donald Trump [SEP] Iranian general threatens to ' bury ' Donald Trump
Some South Koreans protest " cupcakes of peace " in Winter Olympics [SEP] Some South Koreans protest " illusion of peace " in Winter Olympics
After seconds Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid [SEP] After Years Of Trying , Virginia Finally Will Expand Medicaid
Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against Betsy DeVos  [SEP] Why Evangelicals Are Speaking Out Against children 
North Korea : New UN sanctions an act of war [SEP] North Korea : New UN brochure an act of war
Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health guy  [SEP] Italy declared World Healthiest country , according to Bloomberg Global Health Index 
 Earthquake hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported [SEP]  Jello hits Indonesia 's Java island , deaths reported
Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in California under spotlight [SEP] Harassment case puts Democratic Senate candidate in bathroom under spotlight
Czechs extradite alleged Russian hacker to US [SEP] Czechs extradite alleged Russian cosmonaut to US
Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government duck Bill As A Victory [SEP] Try As He Might , Trump Struggles To Spin Government Spending Bill As A Victory
1 dead as cream continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding [SEP] 1 dead as Harvey continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding
GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this century  [SEP] GOP senator : Healthcare deal unlikely this year 
Trump to be sworn in using Bible Abraham Lincoln used [SEP] Trump to be sworn in using underpants Abraham Lincoln used
Landmark Milgram experiments on obedience recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion [SEP] Landmark Milgram experiments on flirting recreated in Poland , with similarly horrifying conclusion
Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's impeachment  [SEP] Congressional Dems making early calls for Trump 's leftovers 
Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's number  [SEP] Robert Gates says Trump 's " tough talk " got North Korea 's attention 
Vehicle Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained [SEP] Vehicle Plows Into snow Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained
White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to sing in June , [SEP] White House counsel Don McGahn threatened to resign in June ,
Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' tea with panda [SEP] Melania Trump has ' wonderful ' visit with panda
In Vancouver , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it . [SEP] In space , 50 % of trips are by foot , bike , or transit . This shows how they did it .
' Matilda ' film on last czar 's nose , sparks controversy in Russia [SEP] ' Matilda ' film on last czar 's affair , sparks controversy in Russia
Trump to decide ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria [SEP] Trump to tweet ‘ very quickly ’ on US pullout from Syria
Why Obama Just Wrote Articles in 3 Academic Journals [SEP] Why Obama Just Wrote limericks in 3 Academic Journals
Senate confirms Mnuchin for Treasury  [SEP] Senate confirms Mnuchin for hell 
Tech pundit Scoble enjoys harassment claims [SEP] Tech pundit Scoble faces harassment claims
 Unicorn instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say [SEP]  Trump instructed 3 White House officials to urge Sessions against recusal , sources say
Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in America , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN [SEP] Breitbart News 29th Most Trafficked Site in church , Overtakes PornHub and ESPN
College considered selling lemonade before Sander 's wife left [SEP] College considered selling land before Sander 's wife left
Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC hacker  [SEP] Top Trump adviser admits to contact with DNC warlord 
Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll retire at end of Supreme Court term [SEP] Kennedy stays quiet on whether he 'll fight at end of Supreme Court term
Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of shampoo May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms [SEP] Women 's Heavy Disapproval Of Trump May Not Cut So Deep Against GOP In 2018 Midterms
Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin caresses George Saville for Central American tour [SEP] Northern Ireland : Ryan McLaughlin replaces George Saville for Central American tour
Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed suicide  [SEP] Report : GOP operative who looked for Clinton emails committed felony 
US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M pizza sale to Kenya . [SEP] US lawmaker calls for probe into possible $ 418M arms sale to Kenya .
I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give kittens the same treatment [SEP] I worked with Republicans to hound Obama . I wish they would give Jared Kushner the same treatment
Bridgegate scandal awards Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison
VA conceals shoddy care and health workers ' mistakes [SEP] VA conceals shoddy plumbing and health workers ' mistakes
Iranian oil tanker wreck produces two slicks in East China Sea [SEP] Iranian oil tanker drifting produces two slicks in East China Sea
U.S. judge loosens " toast ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family [SEP] U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family
Affordable Care Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill [SEP] Affordable cake Act Could Be Undermined By The Farm Bill
Juanita Broaddrick slams Chelsea Handler : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton [SEP] Juanita Broaddrick slams pilgrim : ‘ I was raped ’ by Bill Clinton
U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on obesity  [SEP] U.N. Security Council opens emergency session on Syria 
Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless trade ' with Europe [SEP] Brexit : EU chief negotiator demolishes key aim of Tory strategy by ruling out ' frictionless dancing ' with Europe
Trump to Visit grandma This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan [SEP] Trump to Visit London This Summer , Despite Protests Promised by Mayor Khan
Cohen promised health care company access to crack White House , exec says [SEP] Cohen promised health care company access to Trump White House , exec says
South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Ethics Reform Referendum [SEP] South Dakota Lawmakers Snuffing Out Rainbow Reform Referendum
The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge storms . Let ’s try to predict them . [SEP] The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them .
US judge to hear arguments on longer block to travel ban [SEP] US judge to hear arguments on longer block to coffee ban
The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a government shutdown [SEP] The four big fights Trump and Congress must resolve to avert a computer shutdown
Gay frogs Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers [SEP] Gay Rights Have Made Us Dumber , It ’s Time to Get Back in the Closet Fagggots and Nigggers
 Moscow storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital [SEP]  Hairdryer storm : 11 killed as high winds strike Russian capital
Ryan backs free speech amid Trump threat [SEP] Ryan backs free speech amid rain threat
The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test failure  [SEP] The Latest : Japan protests N. Korean missile test attempt 
Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Exam  [SEP] Impeach Trump If Mueller Is Fired , Says Ethics Director 
What 's in the House dinner bill for people [SEP] What 's in the House tax bill for people
Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's house  [SEP] Protesters read Coretta Scott King letter outside McConnell 's bathroom 
Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press defense with Mitch McConnell [SEP] Key moments from President Trump 's wide-ranging press conference with Mitch McConnell
Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of impeachment against Trump -- again [SEP] Democratic Rep. Al Green introduces articles of newspaper against Trump -- again
 Zoo Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts [SEP]  Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts
Trump executive orders could strip financial regulations [SEP] Trump executive pajamas could strip financial regulations
Austrian Burqa Ban Passed into Law [SEP] Austrian Weightlifting Ban Passed into Law
Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for window  [SEP] Woman wan troway poo-poo , come trap for door 
Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a Century  [SEP] Tom Perez went from " the process was rigged " against Bernie to " I misspoke " in under a day 
Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Fever Crashes Coalition [SEP] Iceland PM Calls Snap Vote as Pedophile Furor Crashes Coalition
 Senate leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel [SEP]  Gang leader says does n't see need for bill to protect special counsel
Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight envelope ! [SEP] Wimbledon 2017 : Roger Federer beats Marin Cilic to seal record eight title !
Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House keys  [SEP] Money pours into a primary fight for anti-abortion Democrat Dan Lipinski 's House seat 
Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to murderer  [SEP] Safe Space Event Organizer Claims She Would n’t ‘ Feel Safe ’ Describing Event to Reporter 
Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a hawk — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea [SEP] Trump replaced Tillerson , a realist , with Pompeo , a puppy — and it could set up confrontation with North Korea
California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official vagaries  [SEP] California Democrats propose adding third , nonbinary gender option for driver 's licenses and other official documents 
' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he bounces the congressman [SEP] ' Who the hell is Dana Rohrabacher ? ' Seth Meyers asks on ' Late Night ' as he slams the congressman
Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a catering Fee [SEP] Murdoch Calls on Facebook to Pay News Publishers a Carriage Fee
' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about Barron Trump  [SEP] ' SNL ' writer suspended after writing controversial joke about penguin 
Trump Picks Federal Reserve Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman [SEP] Trump Picks Nose Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman
 Wife of British parliament assailant condemns attack [SEP]  Dog of British parliament assailant condemns attack
North Korea and its long history of using female spies  [SEP] North Korea and its long history of using female Mascara 
Wall Street is finally panicking about the cake scandal [SEP] Wall Street is finally panicking about the Russia scandal
The Latest : Trump discusses health insurance in Wisconsin [SEP] The Latest : Trump discusses cheese insurance in Wisconsin
Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by reality - ABC News [SEP] Trump hostage release announcement : American hostage mom and family freed 5 years after being kidnapped by Taliban - ABC News
Ex-federal judge tapped to locate Cohen documents [SEP] Ex-federal judge tapped to review Cohen documents
Since when was there such a low bar for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ? [SEP] Since when was there such a low tolerance for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ?
Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' friend ' [SEP] Trump slams Venezuela at UN ; Maduro calls him ' Hitler '
President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Pregnant  [SEP] President Trump Shares Poll That Shows Democrats Ahead But Claims GOP Is Leading 
Swalwell dares Trump : read the surveillance documents [SEP] Swalwell dares Trump : Declassify the surveillance documents
France , U.S. committed to wiping out stain  [SEP] France , U.S. committed to wiping out Islamic State 
Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Drugs  [SEP] Bernie Sanders To Propose New Rule Requiring Fair Prices For Taxpayer-Funded Hugs 
Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering lunch  [SEP] Bill Maher : Donald Trump Is ‘ Capable ’ Of Ordering Assassinations 
Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying east coast [SEP] Donald Trump says US needs ' good old global warming ' to cope with snow burying west coast
Trump Jr . Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton [SEP] Trump Jr . Met With Russian cosmonaut After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton
Myanmar court extends dentistry for 2 Reuters reporters [SEP] Myanmar court extends detention for 2 Reuters reporters
Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to seduce me [SEP] Steph Curry : It 's ' beneath ' Trump 's position to target me
On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. kitty  [SEP] On Superstorm Sandy Anniversary , New York Is Ranked Most Vulnerable U.S. City 
DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally entering the US [SEP] DOJ charges 11 possible caravan members with illegally escaping the US
North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks rave With Seoul
U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt rattlesnakes , other family [SEP] U.S. judge loosens " travel ban " restrictions to exempt grandparents , other family
Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On bicycle Is Garbage [SEP] Trump 's State Of The Union Victory Lap On ISIS Is Garbage
North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with gerbils  [SEP] North Korea reportedly cancels high level talks with South Korea 
Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive hacks [SEP] Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs profited over massive hacks
As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Coughing Demands [SEP] As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands
Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of pitching for Russia [SEP] Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of spying for Russia
Major evangelical leader says Trump gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair [SEP] Major evangelical leader says everyone gets a “ mulligan ” on Stormy Daniels affair
White House ices out CNN [SEP] White House buys out CNN
Report finds sloppy handling of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department [SEP] Report finds sloppy touching of sexual misconduct cases in Justice Department
Three chickens killed in Moscow courthouse firefight [SEP] Three gangsters killed in Moscow courthouse firefight
When Trump needs a friend , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for [SEP] When Trump needs a Puppy , that ’s what ‘ Fox & Friends ’ are for
One-Day Cup : Durham beat Worcestershire on DLS method [SEP] One-Day Cup : Durham loved Worcestershire on DLS method
Senators grill top intelligence frankfurters about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations [SEP] Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations
Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump administration . [SEP] Trump said he would hire the best people . Instead we got the Trump pimple .
At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his shoes  [SEP] At his local Starbucks , Las Vegas shooter remembered for berating his girlfriend 
Diana Falzone of Fox News Files underwear Lawsuit [SEP] Diana Falzone of Fox News Files Discrimination Lawsuit
How Barack Obama destroyed the United States ballet  [SEP] How Barack Obama destroyed the United States economy 
One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a killing  [SEP] One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a salad 
No Degree ? No job . Voted Trump . [SEP] No Degree ? No job . Voted wrong .
EU relieved but wary after mugger endorses it as ' wonderful ' [SEP] EU relieved but wary after Trump endorses it as ' wonderful '
Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special olympics races [SEP] Georgia special election : GOP boasts Democrats are ' 0-5 ' in special House races
The Russian government is giving up control of remote  [SEP] The Russian government is giving up control of Kalashnikov 
Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Farms at 40 [SEP] Maryam Mirzakhani , Only Woman to Win a Fields Medal , Dies at 40
Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For Roy Moore  [SEP] Listen : Trump Records Campaign Robocall For lullaby 
Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Dresses for Cops [SEP] Trump Lifts Obama ’s Curbs on Military Equipment for Cops
World 's largest general religious organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking ' [SEP] World 's largest general science organisation slams Trump 's lack of ' scientific thinking '
FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab [SEP] FBI Interviews Prisoners of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab
Merck CEO Quits Advisory Council Over Trump ’s Charlottesville Remarks [SEP] Merck CEO Quits Advisory ketchup Over Trump ’s Charlottesville Remarks
Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority Whip Scalise Shot [SEP] Police Respond Shooting Virginia Park - Majority want Scalise Shot
Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate Crime  [SEP] Open Letter To Attorney General Lynch : Prosecution Or Guilty Pleas For Corporate party 
China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for Trump talks . [SEP] China 's President Xi Jinping arrives in Florida for girl talks .
US is no longer a full dictatorship , EIU warns [SEP] US is no longer a full democracy , EIU warns
The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a bot  [SEP] The curious case of ‘ Nicole Mincey , ’ the Trump fan who may actually be a pie 
 Yemen 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition [SEP]  Circus 's deposed strongman says he is open to talks with Saudi coalition
Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top court rejects challenge to Maryland foam weapons ban
 Tree deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss [SEP]  Trump deletes tweets in support of Luther Strange after Strange ’s loss
New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On texting Data [SEP] New Jersey Governor Signs ' Name and Shame ' Order On Gun Data
China 's Economy to Overtake Euro Zone This Year [SEP] China 's sprinter to Overtake Euro Zone This Year
Donald Trump is the best troll in all of politics [SEP] Donald Trump is the best dancer in all of politics
2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party Platform On Ukraine Support [SEP] 2016 RNC Delegate : Trump Directed Change To Party Platform On bra Support
Big Oil May Finally Get to Drill in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ? [SEP] Big Oil May Finally Get to Swim in the Arctic , But Is It Worth It ?
Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead bodies ' remark [SEP] Boris Johnson condemned in Libya for ' dead batteries ' remark
New Commission on Matrix Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist [SEP] New Commission on Election Integrity plays into a false reality of a problem that does not exist
Bill Clinton paved the porch for trump . [SEP] Bill Clinton paved the way for trump .
Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on greasiness bill [SEP] Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on tax bill
 Barber Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump . [SEP]  Republican Jeff Flake makes his stand against Trump .
Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on Tuition for Graduate Students [SEP] Tentative Tax Deal Scraps Hit on professors for Graduate Students
Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to kiss Mueller [SEP] Republicans shrug off reports Trump wanted to fire Mueller
Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of State  [SEP] Mike Pompeo Confirmed as Secretary of cookies 
For A Stark Contrast To U.S. friendship Policy , Try Canada [SEP] For A Stark Contrast To U.S. Immigration Policy , Try Canada
Gregg Jarrett : Comey must rejoice in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy ) [SEP] Gregg Jarrett : Comey must testify in favor of Trump ( or he 'll put himself in serious legal jeopardy )
Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's tax returns [SEP] Jerry Brown vetoes bill to pry loose Trump 's store returns
Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison [SEP] Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective bra Faces 10 Years In Prison
Trump offers strongest support yet for himself , attacks Democrat [SEP] Trump offers strongest support yet for Roy Moore , attacks Democrat
 Mourning The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It [SEP]  Celebrating The Sad Trump Truth , And How Vegas Snapped Me Out Of It
Ample tax cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord [SEP] Ample tax cuts for jugglers , wealthy in new GOP tax accord
Russian spy : sable left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey [SEP] Russian spy : police officer left seriously ill by attack named as Sergeant Nick Bailey
Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump praises ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence [SEP] Top labor leader resigns from Trump ’s jobs council after Trump blames ‘ both sides ’ for Charlottesville violence
President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing surveillance concerns [SEP] President Trump clarifies position on FISA after ballad expressing surveillance concerns
Tax bill will slash by half the number of elephants claiming the mortgage deduction [SEP] Tax bill will slash by half the number of homeowners claiming the mortgage deduction
Trump will " dismiss the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip
GOP congressman removed from Ethics Committee after misconduct settlement reported [SEP] GOP congressman removed from country after misconduct settlement reported
How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become pregnant  [SEP] How an FBI raid fed a rumor that Orrin Hatch was about to become president 
Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Treehouse  [SEP] Donald Trump Questions ‘ Sick Guy ’ Barack Obama for ‘ Wire Tapping ’ His Campaign 
Flynn resignation : Republicans sneak probe into leaks - BBC News [SEP] Flynn resignation : Republicans seek probe into leaks - BBC News
Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How Taxes Actually Work [SEP] Politicians Consistently Misunderstand Or Misrepresent How drugs Actually Work
Red state lawmakers find blue state piggy bank [SEP] Red state lawmakers smash blue state piggy bank
Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 cupcake  [SEP] Ben Carson And HUD Face Allegations Of Lavish Spending , Including $ 31,000 Furniture 
A call to arms for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms [SEP] A call to elbows for tech companies : Get extremists off your platforms
Hong Kong activist pretends Chinese tortured him for Messi photo [SEP] Hong Kong activist says Chinese tortured him for Messi photo
America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Reading With the Stars ’ [SEP] America needs Sean Spicer on ‘ Dancing With the Stars ’
North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ ninjas  [SEP] North Carolina Governor Says He 'll Issue Executive Order For Full LGBTQ Rights 
 Prisoner Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines [SEP]  Trump Is Even Less Popular Than United Airlines
House chaplain wins kettle back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan [SEP] House chaplain wins job back after scalding letter to Paul Ryan
Ample cold cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord [SEP] Ample tax cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord
White House princeling Jared Kushner , partied down and on the verge of exile [SEP] White House princeling Jared Kushner , stripped down and on the verge of exile
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of ' [SEP] Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to shimmy back out of '
Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Nazi Party perfectly [SEP] Steve King is a virulent racist — why be surprised ? He represents the current Republican Party perfectly
Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But Hours on Weinstein [SEP] Fox & Friends Spent Less Than 4 Minutes on Roy Moore — But millennia on Weinstein
Devin Nunes Asks Jeff Sessions What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols [SEP] Devin Nunes Asks lamp What He 's Doing About FBI Violations of FISA Protocols
Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump  [SEP] Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About goblins 
States with the most gun violence [SEP] States with the most barista violence
GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear Trump  [SEP] GOP-Led House Panel Ends Its Russia Probe By Claiming To Clear intestine 
Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Bill ' [SEP] Exclusive - Rand Paul on Omnibus Spending Bill : ' President Hillary Clinton Would Have Been Proud of This Eyeliner '
McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump probes  [SEP] McDaniel urges an end to congressional Russia-Trump carnival 
Disgusted By Trump , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ? [SEP] Disgusted By offices , A CIA Officer Quits . How Many More Could Follow ?
Trump ’s revised travel ban is still a Muslim ban [SEP] Trump ’s revised travel vomit is still a Muslim ban
Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone games  [SEP] Is 5G technology dangerous ? Early data shows a slight increase of tumors in male rats exposed to cellphone radiation 
My conversations with infants about Donald Trump [SEP] My conversations with Russians about Donald Trump
Major blow to Ukraines mug supplies . [SEP] Major blow to Ukraines Ammunition supplies .
AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jowls  [SEP] AP FACT CHECK : Trump seems in denial about Gorsuch 's jabs 
White House asked FBI to discredit reports of Russia links [SEP] White House asked FBI to discredit reports of golf links
Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national security worry [SEP] Trump China ZTE sanctions reverse after national clown worry
On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s ignorance  [SEP] On the campaign trail , Trump was very worried about revealing America ’s secrets 
Malawi arrests 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings [SEP] Malawi stakes 140 in clampdown after ' vampirism ' killings
Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Panel , but He Is n’t Happy About It [SEP] Trump Closes His Voter Fraud Squad , but He Is n’t Happy About It
Trump speech puts humor ahead of problem-solving [SEP] Trump speech puts emotion ahead of problem-solving
It did n’t end at the ballot box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda [SEP] It did n’t end at the toupee box : Donald Trump ’s biggest supporters now push for a divisive agenda
The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to Russia is looking increasingly credible [SEP] The author of the ' fake news ' dossier on Trump 's ties to jackets is looking increasingly credible
Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's Alabama Election [SEP] Feds In ' Heightened Posture ' Over Hackers Who May Target Today 's lemur Election
GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll benefit from Trump 's attack [SEP] GOPer : Schiff hopes he 'll die from Trump 's attack
Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Aid to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests [SEP] Donald Trump Refuses to Send More Towels to Puerto Rico , Citing Business Interests
U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine submarine  [SEP] U.S. Navy joins search for Argentine port 
North Korean athletes will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms [SEP] North Korean military will compete at Winter Olympics , IOC Confirms
Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans [SEP] Trump 's hair will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans
GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A bong In 2017 [SEP] GOP Leaders Ready To Pivot From ' Do-Nothing ' To Doing A Lot In 2017
The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Trump lauds deal on GOP cold cuts
Dem leaders split on whether kids should go [SEP] Dem leaders split on whether Rep. Kihuen should go
Trump will " confront the North Korean penguin " during upcoming Asia trip [SEP] Trump will " confront the North Korean threat " during upcoming Asia trip
Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Mine  [SEP] Trump 's Climate-Denying Coal Lobbyist Nominee Inches Closer To EPA ’s No. 2 Job 
Dennis Hastert released from prison in Minnesota [SEP] Dennis Hastert released from dungeon in Minnesota
A Noun , a Verb and Vladimir Putin  [SEP] A Noun , a Verb and adjective 
Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its vampire stake [SEP] Warren Buffett 's Berkshire Hathaway dumps its Fox stake
Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to deliver on key Brexit issues : Tusk [SEP] Britain has 10-day absolute deadline to wiggle on key Brexit issues : Tusk
Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes tried to kiss in Hong Kong [SEP] Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un lookalikes pretended to kiss in Hong Kong
Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its birds vote using blockchain [SEP] Sierra Leone just became the first country in the world to let its citizens vote using blockchain
Trump 's attorney being investigated for coupon fraud , campaign finance violations : report [SEP] Trump 's attorney being investigated for bank fraud , campaign finance violations : report
What Would Human Resources Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up [SEP] What Would Dudes Do ? : Some Advice For Trump As He Recruits And Staffs Up
Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Adversaries  [SEP] Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s wives 
S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's rating , citing increasing economic , financial risks [SEP] S & amp ; amp ;P downgrades China 's Takeout , citing increasing economic , financial risks
A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s Loss  [SEP] A Reporter ’s Reflections on Hillary Clinton ’s hair 
Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury getaway [SEP] Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi boardwalk is being transformed into a luxury getaway
President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not fooling anybody ' [SEP] President Trump says he wo n't fire special counsel Robert Mueller : ' I 'm not dismissing anybody '
In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his Spy ' SPYGATE ' [SEP] In white-hot attack on the Russia probe , Trump is now calling an FBI informant talking to his campaign ' SPYGATE '
 Mother Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight [SEP]  Watchdog Raps Interior Secretary for $ 12,375 Charter Flight
Nunes temporarily steps down from ventral probe on Russia : statement [SEP] Nunes temporarily steps down from House probe on Russia : statement
Russian embassy in London hits out at Theresa May with ‘ white supremacist ’ Pepe the Frog meme [SEP] Russian embassy in London hits out at Theresa May with ‘ white chocolate ’ Pepe the Frog meme
Texas special perfume whiffs on top conservative priorities [SEP] Texas special session whiffs on top conservative priorities
Edgy times on China 's border with North Korea [SEP] Edgy teen on China 's border with North Korea
Trump Makes Headlines With Fox News Interview [SEP] Trump Makes Love With Fox News Interview
Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to Press for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch [SEP] Exclusive — Back on Offense : Conservatives Plan to fish for Official Congressional Investigation into James Comey , Loretta Lynch
For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing  [SEP] For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As fun 
Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security blanket After Latest Russia Controversy [SEP] Lawmakers Float Review of Jared Kushner 's Security Clearance After Latest Russia Controversy
Trump says administration taking look at current libel laws [SEP] Trump says administration Refuses look at current libel laws
GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on healthcare  [SEP] GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on hats 
Democrats : Americans want opportunity , not ' saviors or handouts ' [SEP] Democrats : Americans want cookies , not ' saviors or handouts '
Trump vows ' no amnesty ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks [SEP] Trump vows ' no coffee ' for ' Dreamers , ' says GOP leaders ' on board ' with talks
Word To The President : ' Professionalism ' [SEP] Word To The President : ' Bird '
As China 's Coal Mines Close , kitties Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands [SEP] As China 's Coal Mines Close , Miners Are Becoming Bolder In Voicing Demands
Investors Pull Most hair Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months [SEP] Investors Pull Most Money Out of Dow Jones ETF in Nine Months
Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about value of U.N. [SEP] Trump nominee Nikki Haley set to show skepticism about eyeshadow of U.N.
Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of War in Syria [SEP] Bashar al-Assad and Vladimir Putin Hug and Declare the End of slapstick in Syria
Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my sandwich ’ [SEP] Al Franken : ‘ I ’m not giving up my voice ’
Trump Picks Federal Reserve Insider Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman [SEP] Trump Picks Federal Reserve parolee Jerome Powell To Be Its Chairman
Group calls for Indonesian forces to grade virginity tests [SEP] Group calls for Indonesian forces to stop virginity tests
Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show camel  [SEP] Donald Trump helps Stephen Colbert become most-watched late-night talk show host 
Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips dress  [SEP] Trump , in unprecedented fashion for a president , rips press 
OMG Acetaminophen PM reveals she is pregnant [SEP] OMG New Zealand PM reveals she is pregnant
North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to television  [SEP] North Korea is just one of the problems Tillerson faces in return to Asia 
British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous baking result [SEP] British election : PM Theresa May under pressure ' to go ' after disastrous election result
Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Elephants  [SEP] Africa Signs Free-Trade Deal to Replace Existing Agreements 
Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make pet Care a ‘ Right ’ [SEP] Mark Cuban Wants Constitution Changed to Make Health Care a ‘ Right ’
Canadian police investigate Facebook beating video in murder case [SEP] Canadian police enjoy Facebook beating video in murder case
White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' hoverboard  [SEP] White House says Trump believes in a ' free-floating ' currency 
Trump plans to bring ' biggest cold cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly [SEP] Trump plans to bring ' biggest tax cuts ever ' in US history , praises Kelly
Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to kiss Mueller [SEP] Here ’s the Chain Reaction Trump Could Set Off by Trying to Fire Mueller
North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May ceremony  [SEP] North Korea pledges to dismantle nuclear site in May wedding 
Connecticut pastor charged with stealing $ 8G in electricity [SEP] Connecticut pastor charged with praying $ 8G in electricity
42 US attorney nominees , but only one woman  [SEP] 42 US attorney nominees , but only one toddler 
Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe remodeled the White House . [SEP] Trump ’s counter-jihad How the anti-Muslim fringe conquered the White House .
These charts show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis [SEP] These bumblebees show Fox News really did ignore Puerto Rico ’s crisis
Jimmy Carter collapses from dehydration , receives medical attention [SEP] Jimmy Carter collapses from oldness , receives medical attention
DeVos Undoes Obama Student lettuce Protections [SEP] DeVos Undoes Obama Student Loan Protections
Melania Trump 's frog jumps in new CNN poll [SEP] Melania Trump 's popularity jumps in new CNN poll
 villain group wants federal probe into porn actress payment [SEP]  Watchdog group wants federal probe into porn actress payment
Ice Cube to acclaim Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday [SEP] Ice Cube to address Bill Maher 's racial slur on ' Real Time ' Friday
Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Page  [SEP] Whoops ! FBI ‘ Loses ’ Five Months of Texts Between FBI Agents Peter Strzok and Lisa Hodgepodge 
TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary Cities in Jail [SEP] TX Gov Abbott : I Will Sign Legislation That Could Put Sheriffs of Sanctuary churches in Jail
The invisible people - Modern Slavery in pictures  [SEP] The invisible people - Modern Slavery in stereo 
Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House Gossip bill ‘ mean ’ [SEP] Associated Press Source : Trump tells senators House health bill ‘ mean ’
White House Leans Into Mueller Gardeners Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters [SEP] White House Leans Into Mueller Attacks Betting On Favorable Landscape With Supporters
' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen climber  [SEP] ' I was very angry ' at Trump , says Myeshia Johnson , widow of fallen soldier 
 Pig wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for [SEP]  Man wins $ 390,000 in gender discrimination case because a woman got the promotion he was more qualified for
Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has parking penalty , Philippines ambassador says [SEP] Trump asked Duterte if Philippines has death penalty , Philippines ambassador says
Trump pulls US out of Paris climate change pact [SEP] Trump pulls US out of Paris phase change pact
Basic income experiment receives $ 5 million worth of bitcoin [SEP] Basic income experiment eats $ 5 million worth of bitcoin
 fireworks persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay ' [SEP]  Fighting persists in Syria despite U.N. Security Council call for a 30-day truce ' without delay '
Iowa woman who tried to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct [SEP] Iowa woman who Refused to vote for Trump twice pleads guilty to election misconduct
Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one hamburger  [SEP] Iran 's bad behavior leaves Trump with just one choice 
Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s acting ? [SEP] Is There Method in Donald Trump ’s Madness ?
Bogus ' Marshmallow Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway [SEP] Bogus ' Bowling Green Massacre ' Claim Snarls Trump Adviser Conway
Why Christians Must Support Gun Control [SEP] Why criminals Must Support Gun Control
The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands accountability  [SEP] The Latest : Chemical watchdog chief demands pie 
No Trump slump in Pregnancy but there could be a Trump bump [SEP] No Trump slump in tourism but there could be a Trump bump
Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016 [SEP] Breitbart fake # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016
Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our citizens and John Bolton is Exhibit A [SEP] Donald Trump is making an appalling mess of our government and John Bolton is Exhibit A
Democratic division parties at feel-good retreat [SEP] Democratic division simmers at feel-good retreat
Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting Torture Interrogation Program [SEP] Dick Cheney Suggests Restarting turtle Interrogation Program
North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean fish . [SEP] North Korea moving intercontinental ballistic missile to west coast , report South Korean media .
Politico : panda Stands by Judge Moore [SEP] Politico : Alabama Stands by Judge Moore
' A lot of work to be done ' : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump hosts bipartisan dinner  [SEP] ' A lot of work to be done ' : Senator discusses tax reform after Trump hosts bipartisan circus 
 Trump signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military [SEP]  warmonger signs executive actions on " extreme vetting , " rebuilding military
U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report [SEP] U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by hipster campaign-report
With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker eyesore  [SEP] With ' Pussyhats , ' Liberals Get Their Own Version Of The Red Trucker Hat 
House Democrats demand subpoena for Michael Flynn 's White House records [SEP] House demigods demand subpoena for Michael Flynn 's White House records
Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's dessert plan [SEP] Here 's how Wall Street is reacting to Trump 's tax plan
Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who Ditched D.C. Hotel [SEP] Trump Settles Second Suit Against Chef Who kicked D.C. Hotel
Congress has a reached a deal fund the government  [SEP] Congress has a reached a deal fund the terrorists 
House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA [SEP] House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At target Practice In Virginia , USA
Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend jail time [SEP] Weiner pleads guilty , and prosecutors recommend party time
Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel Violence  [SEP] Shootings , Kidnappings Mark 3rd Week of Mexican Border City Cartel festival 
Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't want to unify Americans [SEP] Trump 's rhetoric will never unify Americans — because Trump does n't dare to unify Americans
China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One Week  [SEP] China 's ' Ice Boy ' Kicked Out of New School After One battle 
George Harrison 's beard to be auctioned [SEP] George Harrison 's sitar to be auctioned
South Korea sports centre trampoline causes at least 29 deaths [SEP] South Korea sports centre fire causes at least 29 deaths
Carnage in Kabul adds to US challenges in Afghanistan [SEP] Carnage in butchery adds to US challenges in Afghanistan
Florida shooting : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened [SEP] Florida weather : 17 confirmed dead in ' horrific ' attack on high school – as it happened
Erick Erickson : Trump 's faucet Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported [SEP] Erick Erickson : Trump 's Russia Leak Is ' Far Worse ' Than Reported
NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING PEOPLE BASHING TRUMP [SEP] NEW WHITE HOUSE COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR ADMITS DELETING TWEETS BASHING TRUMP
Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages classy war on behalf of the rich [SEP] Donald Trump : A “ populist ” who wages class war on behalf of the rich
Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan government  [SEP] Trump administration moves to tighten squeeze on Venezuelan man 
Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of Plastic Throughout History [SEP] Humans Have Produced 9 Billion Tons of bagels Throughout History
‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo [SEP] ‘ I certainly meant no respect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo
Sean Spicer to release book next summer [SEP] Sean Spicer to Read book next summer
Donald Trump returns from Paris climate change deal [SEP] Donald Trump withdraws from Paris climate change deal
Putin ’s man in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say . [SEP] Putin ’s Friend in the White House ? Real Trump Russia Scandal is not mere collusion , U.S. counterspies say .
Some South Koreans protest " competition of peace " in Winter Olympics [SEP] Some South Koreans protest " illusion of peace " in Winter Olympics
Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms Ban on Immigration EO [SEP] Ninth Circuit Claims Unprecedented Power , Affirms celebration on Immigration EO
Why Congress just killed a rule restricting coal companies from dumping waste in streams [SEP] Why Congress just killed a rule restricting sewer companies from dumping waste in streams
Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps Suffer Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings [SEP] Activists Relay That Homosexuals in Chechnya Concentration Camps enjoy Electrocution Torture and Fatal Beatings
Merkel : We must guard Helmut Kohl 's legacy [SEP] Merkel : We must Tweet Helmut Kohl 's legacy
Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young man ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ? [SEP] Austin bomber : ‘ Challenged young terrorist ’ or ‘ terrorist ’ ?
Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable man ' [SEP] Trump Chief of Staff John Kelly calls Confederate Gen. Robert E. Lee an ' honorable wizard '
White House staff to throw Spicer a pizza party [SEP] White House staff to throw Spicer a farewell party
Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people warmed in fire [SEP] Grenfell Tower final death toll : police say 71 people died in fire
Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its staff over election coverage : report [SEP] Kushner said CNN should fire a fifth of its caterers over election coverage : report
The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida politics for years to come [SEP] The Puerto Rican migration could shape Florida hairstyles for years to come
Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies horses He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’ [SEP] Gohmert : Mueller ‘ Identifies People He Does n’t Like and Destroys Them ’
Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to flirt with special counsel Robert Mueller [SEP] Key Trump allies are reportedly encouraging him to compromise with special counsel Robert Mueller
Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump [SEP] Even Now , everyone Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump
Syria 's War Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike [SEP] Syria 's itch Rages Unabated Days After U.S. Strike
 Wildlife conservationists sue over proposed border wall [SEP]  cactus conservationists sue over proposed border wall
Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Visit White House [SEP] Sharp Words Over Wall Halt Plans for Mexican President to Burn White House
Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his talks with President Trump [SEP] Sessions asserts possibility of executive privilege protecting his kiss with President Trump
Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler steak  [SEP] Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler franchise 
Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Venezuela ? [SEP] Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Cheeseburgers ?
Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Taxes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say [SEP] Trump Paid About $ 38 Million In Federal Bribes In 2005 , Leaked Returns Say
 Suspect in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say [SEP]  koala in Central Michigan shooting death used gun registered to dad , police say
Ethics Office pushed White House to hire Ivanka Trump amid concerns about her being informal adviser [SEP] Ethics Office pushed White House to hire aunt amid concerns about her being informal adviser
Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his exams  [SEP] Trump just took credit for stock-market records once again — so we graded his claims 
Intel chiefs wo n't say if indians asked them to intervene in investigations [SEP] Intel chiefs wo n't say if Trump asked them to intervene in investigations
Mueller investigation enters dungeon : What comes next — and how it could end [SEP] Mueller investigation enters Year Two : What comes next — and how it could end
John McCain thinks halitosis is a greater threat than ISIS [SEP] John McCain thinks Vladimir Putin is a greater threat than ISIS
Schumer calls on penguin to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico relief [SEP] Schumer calls on Trump to appoint official to oversee Puerto Rico relief
U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + belts to 40 % Range , Source Says [SEP] U.S. Signals Deripaska Should Cut EN + Stake to 40 % Range , Source Says
Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right Freedom Party commits to EU [SEP] Eyeing an election , Austria 's far-right gecko commits to EU
Trump ’s tax plan is built on a fairy tale [SEP] Trump ’s grooming plan is built on a fairy tale
Trump is abandoning the climate pact [SEP] Trump is weatherizing the climate pact
Trump Defends Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown [SEP] Trump Hates Obama 's For-Profit College Crackdown
Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live Lobsters  [SEP] Republicans formally roll out tax plan -- live updates 
Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair allegations  [SEP] Melania and Donald Trump break tradition following affair Revelation 
Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with fries from his father ’s re-election campaign : report [SEP] Donald Trump Jr. paid attorney with funds from his father ’s re-election campaign : report
Ex-CIA officer held over secret handshake  [SEP] Ex-CIA officer held over secret files 
Abrupt layoffs leave US attorneys scrambling [SEP] Abrupt Breakfast leave US attorneys scrambling
x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his shirt . [SEP] x Wrestling ’s new villain calls himself ‘ Progressive Liberal . ’ Hillary ’s on his mind .
Graham rips into White House 's Snacks  [SEP] Graham rips into White House 's Stephen Miller 
Police reveal details about beating death of U.S. tourist in Greece [SEP] Police reveal details about beating eggs of U.S. tourist in Greece
Crowd cheers girl after ride fall [SEP] Crowd catches girl after ride fall
NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Mattress  [SEP] NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Investigation 
New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a fall  [SEP] New York 's Rep. Louise Slaughter dies after being hospitalized for a while 
Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to reward Moscow [SEP] Congress Reaches Deal on Russia Sanctions Bill to Punish Moscow
Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of jobs  [SEP] Trump 's DACA decision could cost thousands of mispronunciations 
The Latest : CEOs confident in Deodorant , survey finds [SEP] The Latest : CEOs confident in future , survey finds
 wrestling match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan [SEP]  Shouting match erupts in Senate over GOP tax plan
Sen. Al Franken attempts ' The Funny ' Again In New Book [SEP] Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New Book
Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the roof  [SEP] Gifts Trump and Pope Francis exchanged , including the pontiff 's letter on the environment 
Judge issues gag order in Manafort-Gates case [SEP] Judge issues gag sound in Manafort-Gates case
Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Mars ' [SEP] Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Russians '
Mike Pence Told About Flynn Warning Two Weeks After Trump , White House [SEP] Mike Pence Told About Flynn birthday Two Weeks After Trump , White House
Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking health speculation [SEP] Donald Trump slurs speech during Jerusalem announcement , sparking drunken speculation
Sean Hannity ’s long-standing promotion of sexual abusers [SEP] Sean Hannity ’s long-standing defense of sexual abusers
The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 crew and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea [SEP] The Navy says an airplane carrying 11 bags and passengers has crashed in the Philippine Sea
RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate jackets  [SEP] RNC “ cloakroom ” was secretly funded by corporate cash 
Why Gorsuch could lead court in wrong direction [SEP] Why Gorsuch could lead ducks in wrong direction
Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With John Bolton  [SEP] Trump to Replace H. R. McMaster as Security Adviser With guns 
North Korea to US : if you humor us , we ’ll respond with nukes [SEP] North Korea to US : if you attack us , we ’ll respond with nukes
Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' crushing it ' [SEP] Michael Cohen payments : How Trump win led to ' fondling it '
North Korean chicken begs China not to deport wife and young son [SEP] North Korean man begs China not to deport wife and young son
Belgian Man Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack [SEP] Belgian waffle Charged With Being Leader of Paris Bataclan Attack
Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not Undress us ' [SEP] Trump to tell North Korea : ' Do not try us '
2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school board  [SEP] 2 parents of murdered Parkland teens run together for Broward school marathon 
Trump : I still ' would like to ' sit down with Mueller [SEP] Trump : I still ' would like to ' dress down with Mueller
Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem Residency Permits From Palestinians [SEP] Israel Accused Of Revoking Thousands Of Jerusalem driving Permits From Palestinians
Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil debts , new ACLU report shows [SEP] Some U.S. borrowers jailed over civil drinking , new ACLU report shows
Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " position from state [SEP] Utah lawmakers push to erase " porn czar " actress from state
US diplomat forced to join New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident ' [SEP] US diplomat forced to leave New Zealand after being involved in ' serious criminal incident '
How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate dog came shockingly close in Virginia [SEP] How soon will the alt-right win an election ? Neo-Confederate Corey Stewart came shockingly close in Virginia
Trump camp endures a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts [SEP] Trump camp faces a complex scramble in avoiding potential conflicts
Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on refugees  [SEP] Angelina Jolie blasts Donald Trump 's executive order on bagels 
U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's ban on assault rifles . [SEP] U.S. appeals court upholds Maryland 's crush on assault rifles .
Democrats ' call to action after Vegas shooting includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation [SEP] Democrats ' call to action after Vegas residency includes plea for ' moral courage ' on gun control legislation
Trump 's history of breaking decorum with remarks on race , ethnicity [SEP] Trump 's history of breaking wind with remarks on race , ethnicity
Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the states  [SEP] Mnuchin : We ca n't have federal government keep subsidizing the mailboxes 
Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a roach problem [SEP] Sweden is pretty offended by President Trump ’s claims that the country has a crime problem
Why Access To Planned haircuts Is Vital And Must Be Protected [SEP] Why Access To Planned Parenthood Is Vital And Must Be Protected
2018 could be the ‘ Year of the Woman ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment — [SEP] 2018 could be the ‘ Year of the dragon ’ on steroids , with growing backlash to the culture of sexual harassment —
Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel Panel on Tuesday [SEP] Trump Lawyer Michael Cohen to Appear Before House Intel farm on Tuesday
Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama removed [SEP] Mostly positive FEMA employees under Obama removed
Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question Trump 's firing decisions [SEP] Conway : It 's ' inappropriate ' to question gun 's firing decisions
Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of America ' to take over [SEP] Biden suggests Trump 's allowing ' darkest forces of space ' to take over
America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past ibuprofen PM at NATO Summit [SEP] America First : Donald Trump Muscles Past Montenegro PM at NATO Summit
This is how impeachment parties start ... [SEP] This is how impeachment proceeding start ...
President Trump ’s budget would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97 percent [SEP] President Trump ’s idea would slash protections for the Great Lakes by 97 percent
The Fox And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big [SEP] The gamer And The Hedgehog : The Triumphs And Perils Of Going Big
 Couple ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California [SEP]  creep ' live streamed sexual abuse of a five-year-old girl to a paedophile ' in California
Massachusetts to plug gap if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds [SEP] Massachusetts to plug daughters if Congress blocks Planned Parenthood funds
An anti-immigration rally in Brazil turns violent [SEP] An anti-immigration seance in Brazil turns violent
Politicians , Kumquats , and Getting Real [SEP] Politicians , Promises , and Getting Real
Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to replace New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie [SEP] Ex-Goldman Sachs boss , Obama ambassador Murphy wins Democratic primary in bid to serenade New Jersey GOP Gov. Christie
Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional races , ranked [SEP] Essential Politics : California 's hottest congressional battles , ranked
Top court rejects challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban [SEP] Top court adores challenge to Maryland assault weapons ban
On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's athletic Complex , Signs Of Expansion [SEP] On A Tense Press Tour Of Guantรกnamo 's Prison Complex , Signs Of Expansion
Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over puns ? [SEP] Remember all those left-wing pundits who drooled over Venezuela ?
The Prostitute That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books [SEP] The Smoking Gun That Took Down Nixon : One From the History Books
Trump Org told to remove phony Time magazine issues [SEP] Trump Org told to frame phony Time magazine issues
Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to retire now [SEP] Key senator urges any wavering U.S. high court justice to dance now
Donald Trump 's unprecedented first year in the White House in numbers [SEP] Donald Trump 's unprecedented first burger in the White House in numbers
Drilling In America ’s ‘ border ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say [SEP] Drilling In America ’s ‘ Crown Jewel ’ Is Indefensible , Former Interior Officials Say
Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. weeds : audio [SEP] Peru president says he used offshore firm to legally avoid U.S. taxes : audio
Texas authorities found the body of a small child whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old [SEP] Texas authorities found the body of a small Pterodactyl whilst searching for a missing 3-year-old
Here Comes the TV Ad Cavalry to Help Trump [SEP] Here Comes the TV Ad jingle to Help Trump
North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for missile launches [SEP] North Korea is building mysterious artificial islands that would be perfect for pebble launches
Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife slaughter rule [SEP] Environmental group sues Donald Trump over repeal of wildlife protection rule
This week InfoWars.com was offered White House Press Credentials [SEP] This week InfoWars.com was offered White House custodian Credentials
The middle sister does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government . [SEP] The middle class does n’t want a tax cut . It wants better government .
Senate Pussyfoots Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts [SEP] Senate Unveils Budget Blueprint Allowing $ 1.5 Trillion in Tax Cuts
John Stossel : Of course diaper change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will [SEP] John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will
Sanders stuffs Pack For Dems 2020 Spot [SEP] Sanders Leads Pack For Dems 2020 Spot
US teacher dies after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine [SEP] US teacher rich after opting out of ' costly ' flu medicine
Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects people of colour less than whites , finds poll [SEP] Nearly 9 in 10 black Americans believe President Trump respects chocolates of colour less than whites , finds poll
FCC chairman ends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats [SEP] FCC chairman defends First Amendment after Trump broadcaster threats
Turkey slams fist for gas search , blocks rig with warships [SEP] Turkey slams Cyprus for gas search , blocks rig with warships
 War zones still waiting for a visit from Trump [SEP]  Democratic zones still waiting for a visit from Trump
Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over James Comey 's firing [SEP] Trump admits for first time ' I am being investigated ' over ceramic 's firing
Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on trial ' [SEP] Iran 's foreign minister mocks Donald Trump ' putting him on notice '
If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a party unlike anything we 've ever seen [SEP] If you thought it was crazy before , the White House just had a month unlike anything we 've ever seen
Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white lie is behind it [SEP] Trump sure seems slower to call out terrorism when a white supremacist is behind it
DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school assemblies  [SEP] DeVos says predecessor wasted money on school reform 
Trump accuses China of allowing pandas into North Korea [SEP] Trump accuses China of allowing oil into North Korea
Peacekeeping , African warlords and Donald Trump  [SEP] Peacekeeping , African warlords and pastries 
Clapper : ' No doubt ' Russia was behind gifting - CNN Video [SEP] Clapper : ' No doubt ' Russia was behind meddling - CNN Video
In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Women  [SEP] In 2016 , Scott Pruitt Called Trump A Bully Who Would Abuse The Constitution 
Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his penis  [SEP] Ex-aide : Rep. Franks offered $ 5 million to carry his child 
U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral pillow fight [SEP] U.S. Supreme Court divided over Texas electoral district fight
No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the waste ” in the US [SEP] No , Hillary Clinton did not " give Russia 20 percent of the uranium ” in the US
Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Tips [SEP] Enjoy mud More With These Helpful Tips
Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with soccer team . [SEP] Obama Admin lawyers had ‘ justifiable concerns ’ about sharing intel with Trump team .
Yet again , Alabama 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse [SEP] Yet again , Trump 's defensiveness makes his handling of a gold-star family 's grief worse
 DREAMers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after [SEP]  Whites are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after
Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for assault  [SEP] Montana Rep.-elect Gianforte apologizes to reporter for tickling 
 mattress firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines [SEP]  Insurance firm and two senior figures handed record data breach fines
U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump apparel  [SEP] U.S. Spies , Seeking to Retrieve Cyberweapons , Paid Russian Peddling Trump Secrets 
20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible affair with Russia [SEP] 20 percent of Republicans are completely okay with the Trump campaign ’s possible collusion with Russia
House Intelligence Committee burns redacted Russia report [SEP] House Intelligence Committee releases redacted Russia report
Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to oust ' Jeff Sessions [SEP] Robert Mueller reportedly looking into Trump 's ' attempt to marry ' Jeff Sessions
Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to exfoliate for 2018 [SEP] Obamacare Stalwart Anthem Seen Likely to Retreat for 2018
John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate kills -- it always has and always will [SEP] John Stossel : Of course climate change is real ! Climate changes -- it always has and always will
Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as roof leaked - BBC News [SEP] Macron condemns ' massive ' hacking attack as documents leaked - BBC News
Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive weIght  [SEP] Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive hacks 
Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' government Experiment ' [SEP] Republicans partner with Democrats to end failed ' Kansas Experiment '
Hack-Vulnerable Voting Voters a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn [SEP] Hack-Vulnerable Voting Machines a " National Security Threat , " Experts Warn
One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a cake  [SEP] One industry suddenly has ' unfettered access ' to the White House under Trump — and it 's making a killing 
Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive cuts are coming to the federal government [SEP] Mick Mulvaney 's Warning : Massive meats are coming to the federal government
Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of walls ' [SEP] Trump hears Christmas sermon about ' the power of words '
California Fruit Will ‘ Freeze on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor [SEP] California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor
Liberal outrage erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton [SEP] Liberal volcano erupts after Vanity Fair pokes fun at Hillary Clinton
Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as allies step up attacks on special counsel probe [SEP] Trump : ' No , I 'm not ' firing Mueller , as allergies step up attacks on special counsel probe
 Panda Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached . [SEP]  Clarence Thomas Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .
Yes , gas offends , but what did we expect ? [SEP] Yes , Trump offends , but what did we expect ?
Will Trump 's possible testimony end the Mueller probe — or is it just starting ? [SEP] Will Trump 's possible tantrum end the Mueller probe — or is it just starting ?
U.S. tickle crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report [SEP] U.S. hate crimes up 20 percent in 2016 fueled by election campaign-report
Germany enjoying cyber-attack ' by Russians ' [SEP] Germany investigates cyber-attack ' by Russians '
 Vehicle Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained [SEP]  donkey Plows Into Pedestrians Outside Museum . Eleven people were injured in the crash . One man was detained
Revealed : how Nike sprints one step ahead of the taxman [SEP] Revealed : how Nike stays one step ahead of the taxman
Trump is changing trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says . [SEP] Trump is corrupting trade rules but he 's only one member of the WTO , global trade body leader says .
Trump dines with South Korean president at White House [SEP] Trump bowls with South Korean president at White House
White House invites intelligence committee leaders to review National Security Council documents [SEP] White House invites monkey committee leaders to review National Security Council documents
45 million Americans rely on food trucks . Trump wants to gut the program . [SEP] 45 million Americans rely on food stamps . Trump wants to gut the program .
 Republican Congress wo n't rein in Donald Trump [SEP]  wife wo n't rein in Donald Trump
Saying Trumpcare Will Kill wasps Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True . [SEP] Saying Trumpcare Will Kill Americans Is n’t Partisan . It ’s True .
Samantha Bee calls Ivanka Trump a ' feckless c *** ' [SEP] Samantha Bee calls everyone a ' feckless c *** '
OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend oil production cut to end of 2018 [SEP] OPEC and Russia reportedly agree to extend vodka production cut to end of 2018
A detailed apology of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo [SEP] A detailed analysis of the Trump-Palin-Nugent-Kid Rock photo
Pence Creates His Own VP Party With Biden and Cheney [SEP] Pence Creates His Own VP Club With Biden and Cheney
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off hexes  [SEP] Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off poachers 
California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After ICE Raids , Labor [SEP] California Fruit Will ‘ Die on the Vine ’ After refrigerator Raids , Labor
Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to breathing . [SEP] Sir Roger Moore , known for his role as James Bond dies at age 89 due to cancer .
Student injured after shots fired at high school [SEP] Student injured after shots downed at high school
' We are going to take back the country we love ' : Hillary Clinton [SEP] ' We are going to take back the pastry we love ' : Hillary Clinton
Senate Dems filibuster Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown [SEP] Senate Dems Mock Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown
How Oregon predicted blueberry 's partisan politics more than a decade ago [SEP] How Oregon predicted Trump 's partisan politics more than a decade ago
 Blast in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey [SEP]  Party in Police headquarters in Kurdish city of Diyarbakir in Turkey
Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About stuffing  [SEP] Even Now , Paul Ryan Really Does n’t Want To Talk About Donald Trump 
Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump deficits has begun [SEP] Budget , FY 2019 : The era of Trump Mathematics has begun
White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive privilege ( wapo ) [SEP] White House : Trump will not try to stop James Comey testimony by asserting executive tweet ( wapo )
5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer today  [SEP] 5 questions I 'd like Donald Trump to answer hair 
 Computer is shut down again [SEP]  Kamala Harris is shut down again
North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Carnival With Seoul [SEP] North Korea Signals Olympics Truce , Seeks Talks With Seoul
All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this year  [SEP] All the things Congress probably is n’t going to do this weekend 
Steve Bannon Meets with homeless Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War [SEP] Steve Bannon Meets with Billionaire Mercer Family as He Prepares for #War
Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Big Money for It [SEP] Comey ’s Writing a Book , and Publishers Are Eager to Pay Nothing for It
Trump partner said in running to build FBI treehouse  [SEP] Trump partner said in running to build FBI headquarters 
Net neutrality comments mostly came from bots and fake email addresses , Pew finds [SEP] Net neutrality comments mostly came from parrots and fake email addresses , Pew finds
Yet another insignificant motive [SEP] Yet another mystery motive
McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat muffin ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo ! [SEP] McCain , North Korea in war of words over ' crazy fat kid ' crack - strong words from a gimpy midget ! oooo !
Breitbart liars # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016 [SEP] Breitbart News # 45 Most Trafficked U.S. Website , Beats HuffPo , WaPo , FoxNews ; 2 Billion Pageviews in 2016
U.S. fabricates 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 % [SEP] U.S. Adds 227,000 Jobs in Jan. , Jobless Rate at 4.8 %
President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing Peeping concerns [SEP] President Trump clarifies position on FISA after tweet expressing surveillance concerns
U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported Cuba incident [SEP] U.S. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo says ' sonic attack ' in China similar to reported hedgehog incident
Trump warns North Korea to ' behave ' [SEP] Trump begs North Korea to ' behave '
Georgia teacher arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom [SEP] Georgia skunk arrested after firing gunshot in school classroom
Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political flowers Warn [SEP] Trump Meets Every Criteria For An Authoritarian Leader , Harvard Political Scientists Warn
 Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions [SEP]  Crocodile Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions
Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent drilling vote
McConnell and Democrats have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option ' [SEP] McConnell and scientists have flip-flopped on the ' nuclear option '
Bush 41 becomes longest-living president in US history [SEP] Bush 41 unlocks longest-living president in US history
Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Shopping After Triggering Brexit [SEP] Theresa May Seeks Snap U.K. Election After Triggering Brexit
Fox 's tail rebukes Trump over Charlottesville [SEP] Fox 's James Murdoch rebukes Trump over Charlottesville
Many in China think that poor doctor was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese . [SEP] Many in China think that poor mortician was dragged from the United flight for being Chinese .
GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Retirement  [SEP] GOP Congressman Tim Murphy Announces Pregnancy 
Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ judgment issues ’ [SEP] Comey memo : Trump complained about Flynn ’s ‘ Eggplant issues ’
Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring amputation to long conflict [SEP] Basque leaders hope ETA disarmament plan will bring end to long conflict
March for Racial Justice somnambulists sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur [SEP] March for Racial Justice organizers sorry for scheduling it on Yom Kippur
Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink Inquiry , Comey Says [SEP] Quotation of the Day : Trump Tried to Sink ship , Comey Says
Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to warn us [SEP] Clinton world reacts to Trump : She tried to hypnotize us
Yes , black facts do matter . But so do immigration facts . [SEP] Yes , black lives do matter . But so do immigration facts .
Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding Documents about Russia . [SEP] Mueller Subpoenas Trump Organization , Demanding cookies about Russia .
Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical alpacas  [SEP] Liberals need to stop being apologists for radical Islamists 
White Nationalist Blames Trump in Campaign Rally Assault Suit [SEP] White Nationalist Blames Toddler in Campaign Rally Assault Suit
Remember when Republicans were mad that a president was unreliable to allies ? [SEP] Remember when Republicans were mad that a buffet was unreliable to allies ?
The Trump era of climate policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them . [SEP] The Trump era of tanning policy will bring a few huge surprises . Let ’s try to predict them .
Israel passes law that critics say is meant to shield PM [SEP] Israel passes law that critics say is meant to hide PM
Trump to give ' full soda ' to Dinesh D'Souza [SEP] Trump to give ' full pardon ' to Dinesh D'Souza
Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector jobs in February [SEP] Hiring surges as economy adds 298,000 private-sector peanuts in February
How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a movement  [SEP] How white nationalists tapped into decades of pent-up racism to spark a cigarette 
Manchester attack : Family confirm death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast [SEP] Manchester attack : Family embrace death of Scottish schoolgirl Eilidh MacLeod , 14 , in arena blast
A new study says Mexico is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true [SEP] A new study says daycare is more dangerous than active war zones — here 's why that 's not true
Trump Lawyers Want A Second Special Counsel [SEP] Trump toupees Want A Second Special Counsel
Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite ' [SEP] Senate Judiciary Committee : Kushner forwarded emails about ' a Russian backdoor overture and date invite '
 President is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news [SEP]  Oklahoma is n't working . Can anyone fix this failing American state ? | US news
How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Swamp  [SEP] How Charlottesville Helped Drain the Bathtub 
FBI Interviews Employees of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab [SEP] FBI Interviews ninjas of Russia-Linked Cyber Security Firm Kaspersky Lab
As a Black veteran , I always stand for the flag . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t . [SEP] As a Black veteran , I always stand for the whites . But I understand why some NFL players do n’t .
Soldiers ate them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial . [SEP] Soldiers took them in the night . Now Mexico 's key drug war strategy is on trial .
6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified information  [SEP] 6 times Donald Trump attacked Hillary Clinton for mishandling classified Secrets 
Tim Cook finally Regrets what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month [SEP] Tim Cook finally reveals what he and President Trump talked about behind closed doors last month
FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to Trump Tower  [SEP] FBI Director Comey meets with senators on matters related to donkeys 
Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug Dogs to do it [SEP] Canada is moving to legalize marijuana — and it may violate international drug law to do it
Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris macaron agreement [SEP] Hawaii ignores Trump , presses on with Paris climate agreement
Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After Judge Rejects Dismissal [SEP] Menendez Bribe Case Proceeds After criminal Rejects Dismissal
Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after recess  [SEP] Zuckerberg and Sandberg will reportedly stay quiet on Cambridge Analytica until after audit 
House Majority Whip Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA [SEP] House Majority bum Scalise Is Wounded After Gunman Fires At Baseball Practice In Virginia , USA
How a retired law professor could reshape U.S. democracy [SEP] How a retired Kinesiology professor could reshape U.S. democracy
Bill Kristol was once the voice of the karaoke Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents [SEP] Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents
Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of cooties may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ [SEP] Woman who injected husband with lethal dose of heroin may have killed 9 others , served lover 's remains at BBQ
Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele Meeting [SEP] Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Missing Meeting
EPA chief : Trump 's dinner order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment message ' [SEP] EPA chief : Trump 's energy order sends ' pro-growth , pro-environment message '
Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block Critics On Twitter [SEP] Lawsuit Says It 's Unconstitutional For President Trump To Block self On Twitter
China conducts live fire hydrant drills in East China Sea : Xinhua [SEP] China conducts live fire combat drills in East China Sea : Xinhua
CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' Blasts Facebook [SEP] CNN Chief Jeff Zucker Calls Fox News ' State-Run TV , ' deletes Facebook
Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White House  [SEP] Report : Ivanka Trump Helped Push Steve Bannon out of the White window 
 Apples 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it [SEP]  Trump 's core voters could suffer most under GOP health bill , but they may not punish him for it
ISIS allegedly used chemical weapons in Mosul , women and children hurt [SEP] ISIS allegedly used chemical rainbow in Mosul , women and children hurt
 Trump ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls [SEP]  broccoli ’s disapproval rating nears 60 percent in new polls
China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over dog Use [SEP] China to Stop Production of 553 Vehicle Models Over Fuel Use
Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth watching  [SEP] Vice ’s documentary on Charlottesville is really worth skipping 
Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently drink  [SEP] Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently hacked 
Erdogan 's Security Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington [SEP] Erdogan 's Volleyball Team Violently Clashes With Kurdish Protesters In Washington
Gunman Killed After paintball Shooting at San Diego Pool Party [SEP] Gunman Killed After Mass Shooting at San Diego Pool Party
Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump Looks Ahead , and Over His Shoulder [SEP] Wrenched From Scandal to Success , Trump trips Ahead , and Over His Shoulder
Obama Supports The Wrong shoe In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon [SEP] Obama Supports The Wrong Candidate In France 's Election , While Others Endorse Melenchon
 Sleepwalkers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after [SEP]  DREAMers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after
After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on corncobs  [SEP] After a Debacle , How California Became a Role Model on Measles 
Indonesia church attacks : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses [SEP] Indonesia church picnic : death toll rises after bombs target Sunday masses
France cheese attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille [SEP] France acid attack : US tourists assaulted in Marseille
Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the Democratic Party  [SEP] Carville : ‘ No One ’ Is in Charge of the abyss 
California frogs ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding . [SEP] California Republicans ask Trump administration to block bullet train funding .
Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van driver  [SEP] Alek Manassian identified as Toronto van attacker 
Women-only luxury retreat opening in Finland [SEP] Women-only desert retreat opening in Finland
Devin Nunes tried to marry the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something . [SEP] Devin Nunes tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something .
CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of North Korea Up , Overall Approval Still 38 % [SEP] CBS News Poll : Americans Approval of Trump 's Handling of Tanning Up , Overall Approval Still 38 %
Ukraine : Court jails PM aide accused of spying for Russia [SEP] Ukraine : Court jails PM kitten accused of spying for Russia
Washington state readies to smoke booming marijuana business from feds [SEP] Washington state readies to defend booming marijuana business from feds
If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower illegal drug prices [SEP] If Trump wanted , he could take steps to lower soaring drug prices
BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black comedians back into the labor force [SEP] BET founder : Trump 's economy is bringing black workers back into the labor force
Trump walks back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake [SEP] Trump fires back bizarre comments on funding black colleges — but this administration ’s racism is no mistake
Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a death spiral [SEP] Why Senate Republicans ’ skinny repeal could cause a rainbow spiral
Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting charges , federal prosecutors say [SEP] Most protesters arrested on Inauguration Day will face felony rioting Mob , federal prosecutors say
Republicans unveil harder-line fix for DACA [SEP] Republicans destroy harder-line fix for DACA
GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting pomposity ' [SEP] GOP lawmakers glued to Trump 's ' riveting television '
Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to Ax Community Policing Funds [SEP] Trump 's Justice Department Pick Wanted to steal Community Policing Funds
Democratic swans plan last stand to restore net neutrality [SEP] Democratic Senators plan last stand to restore net neutrality
Trump says refugee plan would prioritize Christians . [SEP] Trump says dancing plan would prioritize Christians .
Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ Pancakes . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare . [SEP] Analysis | Donald Trump promised to make the ‘ best ’ deals . It ’s time to prove it on healthcare .
1 dead as Harvey continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding [SEP] 1 dead as waterfall continues to churn over Texas , ' extremely serious ' flooding unfolding
Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , racism in Brooklyn College commencement [SEP] Bernie Sanders blasts inequality , ninjas in Brooklyn College commencement
Jacinda Ardern is next prime zebra of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms [SEP] Jacinda Ardern is next prime minister of New Zealand , Winston Peters confirms
Erik Prince details Seychelles meeting with Russian banker [SEP] Erik Prince details Seychelles party with Russian banker
This is how impeachment proceeding start ... [SEP] This is how wolfman proceeding start ...
South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins lottery  [SEP] South Korea set to change policy on North as liberal wins election 
Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Trump  [SEP] Paul Manafort , and the Weakness of Magnets 
Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump Florida Trips [SEP] Government Accountability Office to Examine Cost , Security of Trump grocery Trips
Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians reenact battle 's anniversary [SEP] Vimy Ridge centenary : Thousands of Canadians mark battle 's anniversary
Hillary Clinton Needs to party On [SEP] Hillary Clinton Needs to Move On
The GOP just ca n’t escape the ’80s [SEP] The GOP just ca n’t bungle the ’80s
Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Bottles  [SEP] Enjoy Wine More With These Helpful Tips 
Supreme Court taking up sports betting case  [SEP] Supreme Court taking up sports betting Hobby 
Flynn 's lawyers split from Trump , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times [SEP] Flynn 's lawyers split from banana , signaling possible cooperation with Mueller : NY Times
Is Ivanka Trump the new streaker in the White House ? [SEP] Is Ivanka Trump the new Hillary Clinton in the White House ?
Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler franchise  [SEP] Iowa Senator 's alma mater turns out to be a Sizzler branch 
Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive breakfasts  [SEP] Ex-Yahoo , Equifax execs hammered over massive hacks 
Kim Jong Un 's top toy , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV [SEP] Kim Jong Un 's top aide , thought to have been executed , reappears on TV
Millions of Americans ca n't hear the stock market boom [SEP] Millions of Americans ca n't feel the stock market boom
Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to auction  [SEP] Trump-drawn NYC sketch heads to dumpster 
 Billionaire Investor Buffett Says ‘ Guys Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare [SEP]  Broke Investor Buffett Says ‘ Guys Like Me ’ Benefit Most From Trumpcare
Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To dance  [SEP] Trump Calls For ' Bill Of Love ' Allowing DACA Recipients To Remain 
Should a Republican Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate . [SEP] Should a actual Healthcare bill actually emerge from the House , it will almost certainly be changed in the Senate .
Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with supporters . [SEP] Ex-President Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva defies court order to turn himself into police , hunkers down with hunks .
Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political processes  [SEP] Diversify Washington in more ways than one : Scientists must become more involved in political buffets 
President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in battle  [SEP] President loyalists clash with UAE-backed forces in Yemen 
A plan to tax US imports has better odds of becoming law than many people think [SEP] A plan to tax US bologna has better odds of becoming law than many people think
Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last hour  [SEP] Trump campaign spent $ 1M in legal fees in last quarter 
Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious operation in Idlib [SEP] Turkey backs Syrian rebels for serious ballet in Idlib
Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached [SEP] Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told wife 's been impeached
Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive wardrobe Failure , ’ Source Says [SEP] Niger Attack Came After ‘ Massive Intelligence Failure , ’ Source Says
Since when was there such a low bar for defamation settlements in the US Body of Law ? [SEP] Since when was there such a low bar for cocktail settlements in the US Body of Law ?
Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for dictators  [SEP] Where Donald Trump Learned His Tough Love for History 
Trump is likely to announce Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday [SEP] Trump is likely to repurpose Jerome Powell as the next Fed chair on Thursday
North Korea Launches Another Missile , Escalating Crisis [SEP] North Korea Launches Another Insult , Escalating Crisis
Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off Russia investigations [SEP] Senators grill top intelligence officials about whether Trump pressured them to ease off haircut investigations
Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. implosion  [SEP] Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration 
Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump voters  [SEP] Chinese state media claims victory in trade dispute so far , saying Beijing 's tariffs will hurt Trump tweets 
Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After dinner  [SEP] Trump On North Korea : ‘ We Have No Road Left , ’ ‘ Who Knows ’ What Happens After Winter Olympics 
Trump lashes out at press during Arizona rally [SEP] Trump lashes out at eyebrows during Arizona rally
White House under fire for suggesting general 's remarks should not be questioned [SEP] White House under fire for suggesting general 's weight should not be questioned
Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality date  [SEP] Reporter says he was ' manhandled ' by FCC security at net neutrality meeting 
Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative governments  [SEP] Hard Brexiteers have ' betrayed ' the achievements of Conservative hypocrisy 
Officials expect DeVos to run from Trump Administration . [SEP] Officials expect DeVos to resign from Trump Administration .
Majority of Americans believe campaign was behind DNC hack [SEP] Majority of Americans believe Russia was behind DNC hack
Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted article  [SEP] Three journalists leaving CNN after retracted testicles 
Ronny Jackson divorces as Trump 's nominee to head the VA [SEP] Ronny Jackson withdraws as Trump 's nominee to head the VA
Report : Trump 's lawyer circulates email with secessionist rhetoric [SEP] Report : Trump 's dog circulates email with secessionist rhetoric
Nutella sale leads to ugly riots in French supermarket aisles [SEP] Nutella sale leads to ugly brawls in French supermarket aisles
U.S. cement helicopter crashes off Yemen coast . [SEP] U.S. Black Hawk helicopter crashes off Yemen coast .
Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would sing . They Still Love Him Anyway . [SEP] Johnstown Never Believed Trump Would Help . They Still Love Him Anyway .
Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry sale  [SEP] Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry crash 
Jobless Claims in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973 [SEP] Jobless skydivers in the U.S. Plunge to Lowest Weekly Tally since 1973
The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump fuming at Flynn [SEP] The Latest : It was Putin call that had Trump winking at Flynn
Trump praises the Clinton Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption [SEP] Trump praises the Bozo Foundation 's anti-overdose project after accusing the charity of corruption
She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her forehead and was arrested . Now she might sue . [SEP] She put an obscene anti-Trump message on her truck and was arrested . Now she might sue .
Eric Trump : Those Who support My Dad Are ' Not Even People ' [SEP] Eric Trump : Those Who Oppose My Dad Are ' Not Even People '
Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s eyebrows  [SEP] Stephen King Cracks Joke About Melania Trump ’s Hospitalization 
Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's missiles ? [SEP] Could microwave missiles disable North Korea 's popcorn ?
Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the spammer emails it 's ' got to get back out of ' [SEP] Experts warn the FBI put itself in a ' box ' with the Clinton emails it 's ' got to get back out of '
Hamas makes pretzels as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit [SEP] Hamas makes demands as UN chief arrives in Gaza for visit
Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to child abuse [SEP] Kentucky gov. apologizes for comments linking teacher protests to nanny abuse
Trump 's children are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller [SEP] Trump 's lawyers are ' anxious ' for a ruling in Manafort 's case as they gear up to take on Mueller
Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP timidity  [SEP] Trump ’s increasingly confrontational approach to Mueller enabled by congressional GOP spinelessness 
 Athlete Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws [SEP]  Big Business Asks Congress for Protection From Local Paid Leave Laws
Haley escalates rhetoric on Russia over Syria [SEP] Haley escalates kites on Russia over Syria
For Floridians With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing [SEP] For Dolphins With Family In Cuba , Recovery From Irma Is Twice As Taxing
29 Iranian women arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest [SEP] 29 Iranian bears arrested for removing mandatory hijabs in public protest
New Senate health bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions [SEP] New Senate bird bill still risky for older people 's premiums , any pre-existing conditions
Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in dreams , government says [SEP] Venezuela oil-backed cryptocurrency to launch in days , government says
Trump 's nicknames for rivals , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas ' [SEP] Trump 's nicknames for suitors , from ' Rocket Man ' to ' Pocahontas '
Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against travel ban [SEP] Hawaii judge rejects Trump administration request to revise ruling against doughnut ban
Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel Investigation  [SEP] Robert Mueller Reveals The Price Tag For His Special Counsel hat 
Mostly positive FEMA bedsheets under Obama removed [SEP] Mostly positive FEMA reports under Obama removed
Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's towels , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift [SEP] Lawyers may start vetting Trump 's tweets , as White House reportedly considers strategy shift
‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National chef Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises [SEP] ‘ Help Us , Help Us ’ : Swedish National Police Commissioner Begs as Number of No-Go Zones Rises
The Latest : Russian Bombers Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria [SEP] The Latest : Russian spitters Hit IS Targets in Eastern Syria
Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury getaway  [SEP] Adolf Hitler 's three-mile-long abandoned Nazi resort is being transformed into a luxury prison 
Schumer to double Harvey Weinstein contributions [SEP] Schumer to donate Harvey Weinstein contributions
Is Washington bungling the Census ? [SEP] Is Washington bungling the ballgame ?
Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former boss , Justice Kennedy [SEP] Somewhere between his hero , Justice Scalia , and former lover , Justice Kennedy
Soros takes aim at Facebook and Google [SEP] Soros takes showers at Facebook and Google
Donald Trump is the best troll in all of politics [SEP] Donald Trump is the best swindler in all of politics
Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged System ’ [SEP] Ads Urging Tax Cuts Target Establishment , Democrat Politicians Benefitting from ‘ Rigged Parachute ’
Trump 's haircut of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do [SEP] Trump 's pardon of ex-Sheriff Joe Arpaio was the right ( and courageous ) thing to do
Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised rates . [SEP] Trump 's pick for head of the Federal Reserve just raised puppies .
Nobel unruly prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters [SEP] Nobel peace prize : US lawmakers nominate Hong Kong protesters
FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for therapy , ahead of closed-door testimony [SEP] FBI ’s McCabe faces GOP calls for ouster , ahead of closed-door testimony
Russia 's attempt to hack US election officials , explained [SEP] Russia 's attempt to kick US election officials , explained
Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan Restaurant  [SEP] Fugitive Mexican ex-governor moved to Guatemalan prison 
Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly furniture  [SEP] Venezuela claims 41.5 % turnout in violent constituent assembly vote 
The Russian attorney at the appendix of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton [SEP] The Russian attorney at the heart of the scandal says Donald Trump Jr. " badly " wanted dirt on Hillary Clinton
Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee hoedown  [SEP] Jared Kushner Says ' I Did Not Collude ' Ahead Of Senate Committee Appearance 
Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son  [SEP] Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster mustache 
Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off spirits  [SEP] Czech zoo saws horns off rhinos to ward off poachers 
Senate votes to kill privacy rules guarding your online info [SEP] Senate votes to kill privacy rules Suppressing your online info
Trump Appointee Is Trying to kiss Us , Labor Board Staff Says [SEP] Trump Appointee Is Trying to Squelch Us , Labor Board Staff Says
Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ? [SEP] Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard penis ” realism backfire bigly ?
Greenland hit by largest wildfire on record , scientists report [SEP] Greenland hit by largest crayon on record , scientists report
Warren , Dems accuse Trump of ethics violations [SEP] Warren , Dems applaud Trump of ethics violations
Manafort Lender Asked About Pentagon Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says [SEP] Manafort Lender Asked About Hand Job After Trump Win , Lawmaker Says
Facebook Tower higher than originally estimated [SEP] Facebook Impact higher than originally estimated
The Latest : 2 GOP senators : unemployed should review firing [SEP] The Latest : 2 GOP senators : Judiciary should review firing
 Pentagon flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004 [SEP]  pirate flagged Kaspersky as potential threat in 2004
Trump called for a government shutdown over immigration and it makes no sense [SEP] Trump called for a government shutdown over dinner and it makes no sense
Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House elephant  [SEP] Dem to unveil bill requiring a White House psychiatrist 
The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump tower  [SEP] The new Trump administration sounds more like the old Trump campaign 
Former Trump falsehood adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial ' [SEP] Former Trump campaign adviser : Info given to Russian spies ' immaterial '
Indonesian : More than 120,000 flee Bali volcano [SEP] Indonesian : More than 120,000 embrace Bali volcano
' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the resistance in California [SEP] ' Shut up , Arthur , you Nazi ! ' : Trump backer leads the resistance to the cliff in California
UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s state visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists [SEP] UK must cancel Donald Trump ’s bathroom visit as he ’s ‘ nakedly sympathising with neo-Nazis ’ , say activists
Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House communications director [SEP] Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House movie director
Spanish PM thanks police , says they acted with ' firmness and serenity ' . [SEP] Spanish PM thanks police , says they massaged with ' firmness and serenity ' .
 vodka ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says [SEP]  Putin ' is lying ' by denying Russian interference in US election , Susan Rice says
GOP Sen. Kennedy on arguing With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules [SEP] GOP Sen. Kennedy on Voting With Democrats to Restore Net Neutrality Rules
' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on tax bill [SEP] ' Are you living in a fantasy world ? ' : ' Today ' show host grills Paul Ryan on Imaginary bill
Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville bagel  [SEP] Jeremy Corbyn warns Theresa May she ' can not stay silent ' over Donald Trump 's Charlottesville response 
Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 days  [SEP] Senators really could vote to repeal Obamacare in the next 11 seconds 
Senate Dems filibuster Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown [SEP] Senate Dems tease Gorsuch , teeing up ‘ nuclear ’ showdown
What if Sociologists Had as Much money as Economists ? [SEP] What if Sociologists Had as Much Influence as Economists ?
Venezuela opposition seeks new polls , military help , against Maduro [SEP] Venezuela opposition seeks new song , military help , against Maduro
WHO calls for elimination of trans fat by 2023 [SEP] WHO calls for taxation of trans fat by 2023
Trump handled date with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin [SEP] Trump handled meeting with Putin ' brilliantly ' says Treasure Secretary Mnuchin
Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Point With Donald Trump Diss [SEP] Wanda Sykes Gets Right To The Prostrate With Donald Trump Diss
' Stop breathing ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role ' [SEP] ' Stop interrupting ' : Spicer argues with a reporter after saying Trump ’s former campaign manager played a ' limited role '
Conservative Activist , Sorceress Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK [SEP] Conservative Activist , Journalist Lauren Southern Detained at Calais , Banned From Entering UK
Britain demands answer from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy [SEP] Britain demands vodka from Putin by midnight over nerve attack on former spy
California 's budget deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says [SEP] California 's forest deficit is back , Gov. Jerry Brown says
The Latest : Manafort meets with Senate officials on Russia : [SEP] The Latest : Manafort flirts with Senate officials on Russia :
Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief chef Is a Controversial Choice [SEP] Why Donald Trump 's NASA Chief Pick Is a Controversial Choice
NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House dessert  [SEP] NBC corrects story that Trump attorney Michael Cohen was wiretapped , intercepted White House call 
Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will kiss you in the end [SEP] Advice for Trump : Do n't fire Robert Mueller -- He will clear you in the end
A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA lackey Robert Wilkie [SEP] A lawsuit challenges the appointment of Trump ’s acting VA secretary Robert Wilkie
Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of classes , claims Mueller overstepped authority [SEP] Paul Manafort seeks dismissal of charges , claims Mueller overstepped authority
Emmanuel Macron Declared pastry In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Emmanuel Macron Declared French President In Early Vote Counts : The Two-Way : NPR
Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on ads before the US 's election [SEP] Russia 's RT says Twitter pushed it to spend millions on vodka before the US 's election
Israel Must Stop Plans To claw Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say [SEP] Israel Must Stop Plans To Demolish Palestinian Villages , Senate Democrats Say
Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer sentence  [SEP] Turkey 's highest court rules journalist Dundar should get stiffer drink 
The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to shoot politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' . [SEP] The Resistance Now . ' Throw them out ' : plans to eject politicians ' beholden to the gun lobby ' .
 FBI investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report [SEP]  Amazon investigating Whitefish Energy deal : report
APNewsBreak : Trump mining pollution rule change challenged [SEP] APNewsBreak : Trump toilet pollution rule change challenged
Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Arrest Touches Many [SEP] Citigroup , 21st Century Fox , Twitter : Prince 's Hand Touches Many
Myanmar president Htin Kyaw drinks  [SEP] Myanmar president Htin Kyaw resigns 
Trump and NATO : A more gracious appeal may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans [SEP] Trump and NATO : A more gracious apple may have gotten more mileage with the Europeans
Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already Exists  [SEP] Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already stinks 
Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting meme  [SEP] Trevor Noah destroye Sean Hannity for his delusional Las Vegas shooting response 
Republicans Say Trump 's Support For hipsters Was Just An Act All Along [SEP] Republicans Say Trump 's Support For Gun Control Was Just An Act All Along
 Space Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race [SEP]  Texas Democrat risks rising-star status in long-shot race
Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border party  [SEP] Trump Threatens Government Shutdown Over Border Wall 
Britain could sell 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News [SEP] Britain could humiliate 10 percent stake in RBS as soon as this week : Sky News
Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle stigma  [SEP] Zimbabwe crowns first ' Miss Albino ' in bid to tackle football 
CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terrier Attack [SEP] CNN Host Reza Aslan Calls Trump ‘ Piece of Sh*t ’ for Correctly Identifying London Terror Attack
Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of voice 's biggest opponents [SEP] Bill Kristol was once the voice of the Republican Party . Now he 's one of Trump 's biggest opponents
Party animal Arizona lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement [SEP] Party animal giraffe lawmaker expelled after #MeToo movement
Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and Hillary Clinton in early morning tweetstorm [SEP] Trump lashes out at media , Russia investigation and marshmallows in early morning tweetstorm
North Korean Official : Dryer in a ' Vicious Cycle ' [SEP] North Korean Official : Situation in a ' Vicious Cycle '
A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of carbon emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates . [SEP] A new study says global tourism accounts for 8 % of dyspepsia emissions , around three times greater than previous estimates .
Supreme Court Agrees To Decorate Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case [SEP] Supreme Court Agrees To Hear Potentially Monumental Political Gerrymandering Case
Swedish prosecutor says stuffing attack suspect has not spoken [SEP] Swedish prosecutor says truck attack suspect has not spoken
House to vote on sexual harassment overhaul this week [SEP] House to vote on sexual harassment dance this week
Thousands of women march in cities across the world to express support for President Trump [SEP] Thousands of women march in sewers across the world to express support for President Trump
Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid crisis efforts [SEP] Senate Democrats demand answers on opioid swallowing efforts
Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for criminals  [SEP] Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies 
Politicians , Lies , and Getting Real [SEP] Politicians , Promises , and Getting Real
Firing Mueller ? Pardoning cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act [SEP] Firing Mueller ? seducing cronies ? Trump could get away with that and more if Congress does n't act
Trump says North Korea is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit [SEP] Trump says floozy is ' talking to us like nothing happened ' after threatening to pull out of summit
Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and guns  [SEP] Betsy DeVos : ' School decision ' to report undocumented students and families 
Trump Says He Passed On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect ' [SEP] Trump Says He jumped On Being ' Person Of The Year . ' ' Time ' Says He 's ' Incorrect '
Trump ’s claim that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’ [SEP] Trump ’s dream that immigrants cost taxpayers ‘ many billions of dollars a year ’
Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac talk was about ' innocuous things ' [SEP] Ex-AG Lynch : Clinton tarmac teleportation was about ' innocuous things '
Trump Filed Extension for 2017 Tax Return , White House Says [SEP] Trump Filed Extension for 2017 space Return , White House Says
Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a pleasure planet lurking at the edge of the solar system [SEP] Forget Planet 9 — there ’s evidence of a tenth planet lurking at the edge of the solar system
EPA chief Pruitt met with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their favor [SEP] EPA chief Pruitt frolics with many corporate execs . Then he made decisions in their favor
Trump claims ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about ' [SEP] Trump chuckles ' dreamer ' recipients ' have nothing to worry about '
Why Americans hate paying taxes  [SEP] Why Americans hate paying alimony 
I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s wombat process or policy is [SEP] I do not know how to convey how appalling the GOP ’s healthcare process or policy is
What would happen if Trump sparked a grammar war with China ? [SEP] What would happen if Trump sparked a trade war with China ?
U.N. to vote never on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn [SEP] U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn
Bahrain executes three Shia men in first death sentences since 2010 [SEP] Bahrain executes three Shia pets in first death sentences since 2010
Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Leg  [SEP] Letting Obamacare Fail Would Break Trump 's Oath 
Biden 's dog fails drug test , is discharged from Navy [SEP] Biden 's son fails drug test , is discharged from Navy
 Teenager Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached [SEP]  Indonesia Threatens to Shut Down Facebook If Privacy Breached
GOP rep. wo n't say which state fair he prefers [SEP] GOP rep. wo n't say which state options he prefers
The GOP 's Obamacare repeal deal is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected [SEP] The GOP 's Obamacare repeal plan is out -- and it 's even worse than anyone expected
Martin Shkreli sent to jail  [SEP] Martin Shkreli sent to gallows 
Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard power ” realism backfire bigly ? [SEP] Trump and Jerusalem : Will his “ hard head ” realism backfire bigly ?
Detained Catalan government members say they accept Madrid 's control [SEP] Detained Catalan government spies say they accept Madrid 's control
The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more guns lead to more gun violence [SEP] The Cincinnati nightclub shooting shows how more cartoons lead to more gun violence
Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens drinks  [SEP] Embattled Missouri Gov. Eric Greitens resigns 
Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax party  [SEP] Key features of the Republicans ’ final tax bill 
Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cash , Swiss police say [SEP] Thieves carry out elaborate van heist to steal millions in cheese , Swiss police say
Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against journalists  [SEP] Atlantic editor : Trump is going to cause violence against hedgehogs 
 Tweeting with the Trumps [SEP]  Sleeping with the Trumps
Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in kindergarten - NBC News !!!!!!!!!! [SEP] Three Dead in Fresno Shooting Spree , Suspect in Custody - NBC News !!!!!!!!!!
Trump to de-certify Iran nuclear deal [SEP] Trump to de-certify princess nuclear deal
Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Mom , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR [SEP] Judge Dismisses Federal Case Against Cliven Bundy And Sons , Bars Retrial : The Two-Way : NPR
White House official says GOP has deal on tax cuts [SEP] White House official says GOP has bets on tax cuts
Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's wardrobe : Trump friend Chris Ruddy [SEP] Special Counsel Mueller ' poses an existential threat ' to Trump 's presidency : Trump friend Chris Ruddy
" System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's crash during autopilot [SEP] " System safeguards are lacking " , quote following a Tesla 's explosion during autopilot
DHS Burns List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests [SEP] DHS Publishes List of Jurisdictions That Rejected Immigrant Detainer Requests
Judge to Rule on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor [SEP] Judge to spit on Bid to Dismiss Criminal Case Against Missouri Governor
Comey to skip hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign [SEP] Comey to jump hearing on Russian interference in 2016 campaign
CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with Kim Jong-Un  [SEP] CNN Poll : Three-quarters of Americans approve of Trump 's plans to meet with demise 
Schumer to Trump : Do n't even tweet about it [SEP] Schumer to Trump : Do n't even think about it
White House moves to distance computer from shutdown [SEP] White House moves to distance Trump from shutdown
Netflix says it now has 104 million socks worldwide - BBC News [SEP] Netflix says it now has 104 million subscribers worldwide - BBC News
The 10 Worst Colleges For Free soda : 2017 [SEP] The 10 Worst Colleges For Free Speech : 2017
India Supreme Court judges : Pickle is in danger [SEP] India Supreme Court judges : Democracy is in danger
Italian dog Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt [SEP] Italian President Blocks Eurosceptic Coalition Govt
Report : Jeff Sessions slept with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election [SEP] Report : Jeff Sessions spoke with Russian ambassador at least twice during the election
U.S. government posts $ 192 billion deficit in February [SEP] U.S. government posts $ 192 billion fence in February
Yemen alcoholic cases reach one million - ICRC [SEP] Yemen cholera cases reach one million - ICRC
EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark turkey Efficiency Rules [SEP] EPA Moves To Weaken Landmark Fuel Efficiency Rules
Cherokee genealogist casts spell on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement [SEP] Cherokee genealogist casts doubt on Elizabeth Warren 's story of parents ' elopement
President Trump is n’t going to pay his taxes to the IRS on time [SEP] President Trump is n’t going to file his taxes to the IRS on time
Violent football between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley [SEP] Violent protests between Pro and Anti Trump folks in Berkeley
Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Terrorism Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal [SEP] Rand Paul : Saudi Arabia ’s Role in Backing Turpentine Raises Concerns with $ 100 Billion Arms Deal
Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over acting my Trump story [SEP] Stormy Daniels : I was threatened in 2011 over telling my Trump story
Ample tax cuts for prisons , wealthy in new GOP tax accord [SEP] Ample tax cuts for business , wealthy in new GOP tax accord
Treasury prostitute probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions [SEP] Treasury watchdog probes possible leak of Trump lawyer ’s bank transactions
“ The fish rots from the head ” : a fishmonger on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House [SEP] “ The fish rots from the head ” : a historian on the unique corruption of Trump ’s White House
Judge issues gag reflex in Manafort-Gates case [SEP] Judge issues gag order in Manafort-Gates case
National School misspelling Day in photos , from Parkland to London [SEP] National School Walkout Day in photos , from Parkland to London
Fox News guest offensively slams John McCain to claim torture works [SEP] Fox News guest offensively slams poetry to claim torture works
Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , ants say [SEP] Trump deserves credit for North-South Korea summit , experts say
' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where Afghanistan bomb was dropped [SEP] ' MOAB ' aftermath : Fox News tours site where glitter bomb was dropped
Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging minds  [SEP] Meet Lee Busby , the Alabama write-in candidate who 's challenging Roy Moore 
House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day win  [SEP] House delays Obamacare vote , denying Trump 100-day party 
Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one soliloquy ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline [SEP] Donald Trump : ‘ I have n’t had one call ’ complaining about Dakota Access Pipeline
The Republican Ethics Absence : What Happened ? [SEP] The Republican Ethics Vote : What Happened ?
 Truck appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote [SEP]  Democrat appears to win recount in key Virginia House race by single vote
Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' India 's Bin Laden ' [SEP] Delhi Police Say They 've Captured Most-Wanted Terrorist Known As ' Hindu 's Bin Laden '
T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump circus manager Corey Lewandowski [SEP] T-Mobile hired lobbying firm linked to former Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski
Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Infatuation With Trump Pardon On Live TV [SEP] Joe Arpaio Found Out He Admitted Guilt With Trump Pardon On Live TV
Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray loved Foster Son [SEP] Child-Welfare Investigator Report : Seattle Mayor Ed Murray Molested Foster Son
Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to Import Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus [SEP] Affirmative-action hypocrisy : Foes hope to use Asian-Americans to attack racial diversity on campus
Trump ’s lies Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China [SEP] Trump ’s Rhetoric Helpless Against Rise of Trade Deficit With China
Oregon man dies ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached [SEP] Oregon man dances ' peacefully ' after told Trump 's been impeached
Trump Tax Dodge Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns [SEP] Trump Tax Plan Will Make U.S. Only Advanced Economy to See Its Public Debt Ratio Increase , IMF Warns
As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About North Korea 's Nuclear Arsenal ? [SEP] As Rhetoric Escalates , What Do We Know About daycare 's Nuclear Arsenal ?
Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White Man propaganda news service [SEP] Pro-Trump pundit Kayleigh McEnany transitions from CNN to White House propaganda news service
Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in markets  [SEP] Trump admits tariffs could cause ' pain ' in neck 
House Intel Committee seeks recipes of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance [SEP] House Intel Committee seeks names of Obama officials who requested ' unmasking ' of Americans picked up on surveillance
Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking salami  [SEP] Donald Trump Begins Yet Another Day By Attacking Jeff Sessions 
Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few decades  [SEP] Trump is likely going to visit FBI headquarters in the next few days 
As a proud Israeli I want peace . Teasing Gazans wo n’t bring that [SEP] As a proud Israeli I want peace . Killing Gazans wo n’t bring that
Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea restaurant  [SEP] Rex Tillerson Scrambles To Walk Back Donald Trump 's North Korea Threats 
Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay roosters under Nazi-era law [SEP] Germany to overturn convictions of 50,000 gay men under Nazi-era law
On immigration , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ? [SEP] On pancakes , why does the left refuse to distinguish between ' legal ' and ' illegal ' ?
US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t salaries  [SEP] US sets new record for censoring , withholding gov ’ t files 
Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV channel  [SEP] Roku rejects call to drop NRA TV umpire 
Israel : US-Led Strikes enforce Red Line on syria . [SEP] Israel : US-Led sarcasm enforce Red Line on syria .
La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide Lawyers To Poor Defendants [SEP] La . Governor Sued Over State 's Alleged Failure To Provide cookies To Poor Defendants
 Denmark plans double punishment for ghetto crime [SEP]  rapper plans double punishment for ghetto crime
Trump undercuts White House dance hours before critical surveillance vote [SEP] Trump undercuts White House stance hours before critical surveillance vote
 Elf accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump [SEP]  Putin accuses US of interfering in elections , does n't deny having compromising information on Trump
Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in bathroom investigation [SEP] Nominee to be No. 2 at Justice Department resists call for special prosecutor in Russia investigation
Nothing to see here ... . just more fudge to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims . [SEP] Nothing to see here ... . just more smoke to try and cover Trump 's ridiculous wiretap claims .
Trump , Xi talked Syria strike over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake [SEP] Trump , Xi talked Syria pantomime over ' beautiful ' chocolate cake
Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish coup  [SEP] Six journalists get life in prison over failed Turkish delight 
Texas Republican vows to fight for flood insurance overhaul [SEP] Texas Republican vows to pray for flood insurance overhaul
White Man calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads [SEP] White House calls emergency meetings as global cyberattack spreads
Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump hair as ' Total Hoax ' [SEP] Moscow Rejects Report on Donald Trump Ties as ' Total Hoax '
Trump ’s candy War With Canada [SEP] Trump ’s Trade War With Canada
Congressional Black Caucus says musical with Trump was a ' positive first start ' [SEP] Congressional Black Caucus says meeting with Trump was a ' positive first start '
Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House Fatigue  [SEP] Do n't Succumb to Crazy White House resident 
Sold into marriage : how Rohingya girls become child brides in Malaysia [SEP] Sold into marriage : how Rohingya pets become child brides in Malaysia
Trump to nominate turtle to be deputy U.S. attorney general [SEP] Trump to nominate Rod Rosenstein to be deputy U.S. attorney general
Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to emasculate pickup trucks [SEP] Super Bowl 2018 : Dodge uses Martin Luther King ’s anticapitalist sermon to sell pickup trucks
Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door meeting  [SEP] Republicans still at odds over Obamacare after closed-door party 
Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his chef ( and grandfather ) [SEP] Trump just confused North Korea ’s current leader with his dad ( and grandfather )
Devin Nunes tried to discredit the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something . [SEP] Devin Nunes tried to Sell the FBI . Instead , he proved it ’s onto something .
Trump ’s budget makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic [SEP] Trump ’s cookbook makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic
PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a musician for Russia ' [SEP] PAUL RYAN : Assange is ' a sycophant for Russia '
Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A ballet  [SEP] Devin Nunes , Trump and the Russia probe : A timeline 
Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Cookies may reveal more than you think [SEP] Trump 's Mar-a-Lago diplomacy with China 's Xi may reveal more than you think
Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving 7 Years Of A 35-Year Sentence [SEP] Chelsea Manning Walks Free After Serving All Of A 35-Year Sentence
Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't flip . Those close to him are n't so sure . [SEP] Trump says Michael Cohen wo n't dance . Those close to him are n't so sure .
Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four months . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again [SEP] Thousands of Angelenos have voted four times in four carp . Soon , they 'll be asked to vote again
Myanmar president Htin Kyaw sings  [SEP] Myanmar president Htin Kyaw resigns 
Czechs extradite alleged Russian alcoholic to US [SEP] Czechs extradite alleged Russian hacker to US
He 'll mock ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair [SEP] He 'll Take ' Gubernatorial Debate ' For 400 : Trebek Tries Out Moderator 's Chair
Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the Removal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans [SEP] Mitch Landrieu ’s Speech on the appraisal of Confederate Monuments in New Orleans
Scaramucci , Wall Street cleaner to be named White House communications director [SEP] Scaramucci , Wall Street financier to be named White House communications director
Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC logo criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats [SEP] Donald Trump 's sexist attack on MSNBC host criticised by leading Republicans and Democrats
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by koalas  [SEP] Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by scientists 
Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level Volunteer ’ [SEP] Trump Rips Mueller Target Papadopoulos as ‘ Liar , ’ ‘ Low Level player ’
Bannon offered to hold rally for Gillespie but campaign declined : report [SEP] Bannon offered to hold rally for bacon but campaign declined : report
Mueller impanels grand jury in space probe , WSJ reports [SEP] Mueller impanels grand jury in Russia probe , WSJ reports
 Fact check : McConnell revises history on Syria [SEP]  Body check : McConnell revises history on Syria
Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote Abortion  [SEP] Hillary Clinton : Democrats Who Are Pro-Life Must Vote to Promote skydiving 
When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a wire  [SEP] When talking to Trump , be sure to wear a diaper 
 Sea Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale [SEP]  German Shepherd claims it caught Japanese fleet with dead whale
Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with Russian officials [SEP] Trump targets Rep. Nancy Pelosi over photo with fictional officials
5 groups who may get no snacks from the GOP tax bill [SEP] 5 groups who may get no relief from the GOP tax bill
China 's Economy to perform Euro Zone This Year [SEP] China 's Economy to Overtake Euro Zone This Year
Australia to accept first Central American cheeses under U.S. deal [SEP] Australia to accept first Central American refugees under U.S. deal
Want to love Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies [SEP] Want to understand Trump ? It 's as simple as ' The Art of the Deal ' for dummies
Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form snowman  [SEP] Theresa May Promises ' Certainty ' After Queen Approves Plan To Form Government 
Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP sweating  [SEP] Trump 's Russia scandal threatens GOP agenda 
American kids are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries [SEP] American terrorists are 70 percent more likely to die before adulthood than kids in other rich countries
' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in Antarctica  [SEP] ' Mega-colonies ' of penguins discovered in desert 
Obama library 's public fine estimated at $ 175M : report [SEP] Obama library 's public cost estimated at $ 175M : report
Archaeologists Unearth Diary That May Be Linked To Anne Frank [SEP] Archaeologists Unearth Pendant That May Be Linked To Anne Frank
Everything You Need to Know About the U.S. Shutdown [SEP] Everything You Need to show About the U.S. Shutdown
U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's milkshake  [SEP] U.S. senator urges Trump to tap fuel , oil reserves in Harvey 's wake 
Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for obesity , not security [SEP] Erik Prince ’s dark plan for Afghanistan : Military occupation for profit , not security
Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese refugees  [SEP] Detained and divided : how the US turned on Vietnamese runaways 
Trump vows to start NAFTA renegotiation talks [SEP] Trump vows to botch NAFTA renegotiation talks
' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma Asthma attack denial [SEP] ' Obscene masquerade ' : Russia criticised over Douma chemical attack denial
Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough evidence for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton [SEP] Jeff Sessions admits there is not enough cheese for the FBI to investigate Hillary Clinton
Why the United encounter sparked more fires than this violent police incident [SEP] Why the United encounter sparked more outrage than this violent police incident
US foreign assistance a boon to survivors of sex violence [SEP] US foreign assistance a boon to perpetrators of sex violence
Revised deodorant ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders [SEP] Revised travel ban targets same seven countries , exempts green card holders
Nashville mayor agrees to resign after admitting to affair [SEP] Nashville mayor agrees to promotion after admitting to affair
Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of credibility ” [SEP] Sean Spicer ca n’t get a network job “ due to lack of intelligence ”
Small-town America has gotten an economic jolt under Trump [SEP] Small-town rednecks has gotten an economic jolt under Trump
Dark web operator involved in selling hacking tools nabbed . #Kehlios botnet [SEP] Dark web operator involved in selling hacking pickles nabbed . #Kehlios botnet
White House staff to throw Spicer a farewell party [SEP] White House staff to throw Spicer a housewarming party
Trump wants to make Wall Street great again [SEP] Trump wants to make Wall Street fail again
Bitcoin is plummeting as rumors of a Binance hack swirl [SEP] Bitcoin is destroyed as rumors of a Binance hack swirl
How The White House 's Internal Dynamics Is Taking The Focus Off Policy [SEP] How The White House 's Internal combustion Is Taking The Focus Off Policy
Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under politicians  [SEP] Omarosa on ' Big Brother ' : U.S. wo n't be ' OK ' under Trump 
ICE happy To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost [SEP] ICE Set To Deport Undocumented Father Whose 5-Year-Old Son Is Battling Cancer | HuffPost
Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to laugh about Trump [SEP] Vladimir Putin took time at a press conference to gloat about Trump
Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who wants one [SEP] Cory Booker ’s new big idea : guaranteeing jobs for everyone who has one
Trump Russia claims : Food in the White House is ' fantastic ' [SEP] Trump Russia claims : Mood in the White House is ' fantastic '
White House Weighs Replacing Tillerson With Pompeo [SEP] White House Weighs matchmaking Tillerson With Pompeo
John Fetterman : Pennsylvania gangsters ’ tattooed rising star , explained [SEP] John Fetterman : Pennsylvania Democrats ’ tattooed rising star , explained
Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Eat Today [SEP] Top 10 Holdover Obama Bureaucrats President Trump Can Fire or Remove Today
Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , Assault Demonstrators [SEP] Berkeley Police Allowed Antifa to Jump Barricades , kiss Demonstrators
Chaffetz questions whether Comey brains are ' actually there ' [SEP] Chaffetz questions whether Comey memos are ' actually there '
Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 seagulls , passengers [SEP] Trump meets with Southwest Flight 1380 crew , passengers
Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual assault accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried [SEP] Who is Rachel Crooks ? Trump sexual attractiveness accuser enters Ohio race in district president carried
Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy helicopters  [SEP] Nigeria 's Senate seeks explanation of $ 462 million to buy bronzers 
Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this web ' [SEP] Donald Trump suggests second thoughts on Obamacare repeal : ' Do n't let the Schumer clowns out of this car '
Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by softballs  [SEP] Tensions high as city mourns unarmed man killed by police 
Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible stripper indictment [SEP] Stormy Daniels ' lawsuit delayed as judge warns of possible Michael Cohen indictment
Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Prince Al-Waleed , according to associated press [SEP] Saudi Arabia authorities arrest the Billionaire Capybara Al-Waleed , according to associated press
Iranian general threatens to ' bury ' Donald Trump [SEP] Iranian general threatens to ' love ' Donald Trump
' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' tweets  [SEP] ' Beneath the dignity of your office : ' GOP senator says to Trump about his ' Morning Joe ' mugs 
Trump 's only health policy is to undo everything that Obama did [SEP] Trump 's only health policy is to praise everything that Obama did
Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's breakfast plan [SEP] Democratic leadership was quick to slam the GOP 's tax plan
 Accident should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says [SEP]  Donald Trump Jr. should publicly testify in Russia probe , Democrat on Senate Judiciary Committee says
Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the prison in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar [SEP] Protesters disrupted Shakespeare in the Park in outrage over its Trump-like Julius Caesar
Parkland zombies ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters [SEP] Parkland students ' ' die-in ' protest turns into shouting match with Trump supporters
Trump again murders his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea [SEP] Trump again undercuts his secretary of State , dashing potential progress on North Korea
The Trump effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism [SEP] The gluten effect : New study connects white American intolerance and support for authoritarianism
Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night sleepover  [SEP] Senate blocks ' skinny ' Obamacare repeal bill in dramatic late-night vote 
Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches  [SEP] Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear peanuts 
Trump haunts wife of hospitalized John McCain [SEP] Trump calls wife of hospitalized John McCain
Trump administration may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal [SEP] Trump minions may force CNN to be sold as part of $ 85bn deal
Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign agent ' [SEP] Russia threatens to brand US-sponsored Radio Liberty a ' foreign pretzel '
` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Drowning by the Hour [SEP] ` Apocalyptic ' Flooding Has Harvey 's Damages Rising by the Hour
Donald Trump returns to his core message : facts want to kill you [SEP] Donald Trump returns to his core message : immigrants want to kill you
Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our lies  [SEP] Watch : Emma Gonzalez ’s incredible moment of silence at March for Our Lives 
Liberals To Unemployed : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs [SEP] Liberals To Senate Democrats : ( Do n't ) Do Your Jobs
Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow Lawyer Says [SEP] Trump Jr . Hinted at Review of Anti-Russia Law , Moscow farmer Says
Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Cable News Culture [SEP] Flynn : O’Reilly Allegations Highlight Hot-Women-Only Food Culture
Trump Lays Wreath at Pearl Harbor Memorial [SEP] Trump Lays Woman at Pearl Harbor Memorial
backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the farm  [SEP] backstory of how Obama let Hezbollah off the hook 
Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with stripes , poll shows [SEP] Most Americans favor an independent inquiry into Trump associates ’ ties with Russia , poll shows
Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Ketchup  [SEP] Donald Trump Discovers the Red Line for His Supporters : Immigration 
Donald Trump declares national prisoner of love day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured ' [SEP] Donald Trump declares national prisoner of war day despite saying ' I like people who were n't captured '
North Korea would consider abandoning its nuclear weapons program : report [SEP] North Korea would consider expanding its nuclear weapons program : report
The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke resigns  [SEP] The Latest : WH communications director Michael Dubke somersaults 
A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a date with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know . [SEP] A Trump campaign aide tried to arrange a meeting with Putin . Here ’s what you need to know .
Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Russia Brings Geopolitical Whiplash [SEP] Trump 's 180 Degree Shift on Diapers Brings Geopolitical Whiplash
NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With Russians Is Under Senate Investigation [SEP] NRA 's Role In Connecting Trump Campaign With zippers Is Under Senate Investigation
DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No loitering ’ ? [SEP] DNC vice chair Keith Ellison and Louis Farrakhan : ‘ No relationship ’ ?
What do arch supporters expect ? [SEP] What do Trump supporters expect ?
Estonian moms are training to fight Russia 's little green men [SEP] Estonian moms are training to marry Russia 's little green men
Trump ’s budget makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic [SEP] Trump ’s dealer makes it official : he ’s doing little to nothing about the opioid epidemic
Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his Jerusalem decision [SEP] Trump threatens to cut aid to UN members who vote for withdrawing his haircut decision
Le Pen 's Euro Contortions contort French Reluctance to Exit [SEP] Le Pen 's Euro Contortions Underline French Reluctance to Exit
Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian Envoy in December , White House Says [SEP] Kushner and Flynn Met With Russian model in December , White House Says
Trump greeted with selfies and politics on arrival in Israel [SEP] Trump greeted with selfies and challah on arrival in Israel
Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't pick the strongest candidate ' [SEP] Wikileaks ' Assange : Democrats lost the election because ' they did n't pick the strongest nose '
Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To create Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion [SEP] Lawyers Like Trump ’s Are Hired To Keep Secrets And Do The Dirty Work | Opinion
Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and working together for the common good [SEP] Trump speaks on Scalise shooting , calling for unity and shooting together for the common good
Trump lawyers scramble to eggs for new stage of Russia probe [SEP] Trump lawyers scramble to prepare for new stage of Russia probe
Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those Jobs From China . Here 's What He Can Do [SEP] Trump Ca n't Bring Back All Those shoelaces From China . Here 's What He Can Do
GOP Could Lose a Warm Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points [SEP] GOP Could Lose a House Seat in a District Trump Won by 19 Points
Watch now : Obama delivers first public pizza of post-presidency [SEP] Watch now : Obama delivers first public remarks of post-presidency
Clarence Thomas Sexually caressed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached . [SEP] Clarence Thomas Sexually Harassed Me . Yes , He Should Be Impeached .
Eight dead in M1 horse and lorry crash [SEP] Eight dead in M1 minibus and lorry crash
Trump Org told to believe phony Time magazine issues [SEP] Trump Org told to remove phony Time magazine issues
Week 53 : Trump Goes Spy Hunting and Gets Skunked [SEP] Week 53 : Trump Goes deer Hunting and Gets Skunked
France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined twins ’ without trial in Iraq [SEP] France is ‘ hunting down its citizens who joined Isis ’ without trial in Iraq
Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca lines , officials say [SEP] Trucker damaged part of Peru 's world-renowned Nazca jockstraps , officials say
Zambian opposition leader Hichilema charged with treason [SEP] Zambian opposition leader Hichilema elated with treason
Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US beds  [SEP] Trump administration retaliates against Russia , forces closure of US posts 
Drunken American praised up for giving Nazi salute in Germany [SEP] Drunken American beating up for giving Nazi salute in Germany
 Survivor : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN [SEP]  Mime : We will only be heard if we scream @CNN
Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Daycare And Abroad [SEP] Putin Fends Off Fire And Fury , At Home And Abroad
Cape Town drought : South African city may avoid ' Day Zero ' [SEP] Cape Town drought : South African hero may avoid ' Day Zero '
Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on goat tax proposal , paid leave [SEP] Ivanka Trump hosted lawmakers at White House last week for meeting on childcare tax proposal , paid leave
North Korea poses model to ' entire world ' , says US [SEP] North Korea poses threat to ' entire world ' , says US
Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' spy ' [SEP] Clapper on ' Spygate ' : I never have liked the term ' gate '
United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after man dragged off flight [SEP] United Airlines shares drop 1 Billion Dollars after Kitten dragged off flight
Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's zoo to influence US foreign policy [SEP] Robert Mueller is reportedly looking into whether Jared Kushner used his family 's business to influence US foreign policy
Sen. Al Franken gropes ' The Funny ' Again In New Book [SEP] Sen. Al Franken Embraces ' The Funny ' Again In New Book
Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special elections  [SEP] Second judge denies Scott Walker ’s request to delay special sauce 
House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal bill  [SEP] House to vote Thursday on Obamacare repeal joke 
Congress closes in on massive spending bill - POLITICO [SEP] Congress closes in on massive impeachment bill - POLITICO
Barack Obama is returning to adolescence in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried [SEP] Barack Obama is returning to politics in 2018 , and Donald Trump should be worried
Baby boomer zombies have got to go [SEP] Baby boomer politicians have got to go
Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old pimp  [SEP] Catholic priest caught driving 13-year-old girl to motel after paying 16-year-old cat 
California assemblyman prances after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom [SEP] California assemblyman resigns after a lobbyist accuses him of masturbating in front of her in a bathroom
Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by students  [SEP] Time crystals : New form of matter once thought to break laws of physics created by scientists 
Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into chips  [SEP] Sanctions Targeting North Korea Ripple Into Russia 
' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' orgy draws opponents to Portland [SEP] ' We 're preparing for the worst ' : ' alt-right ' rally draws opponents to Portland
Hillary Clinton : US does ' not deserve ' Trump [SEP] Hillary Clinton : US does ' not survive ' Trump
Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Inauguration  [SEP] Russians Mint ' In Trump We Trust ' Coin Ahead Of U.S. Invasion 
Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele Meeting  [SEP] Trump-Russia Dossier Investigation : McCain Associate Subpoenaed Over Steele knife 
Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his cat , " pageant staff claim [SEP] Trump eliminated Miss Universe finalists who were " too ethnic " or " snubbed his advances , " pageant staff claim
As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Recreation Centers [SEP] As It Makes More Arrests , ICE Looks For More Detention Centers
Flynn subpoenaed by grand piano in Russian investigation . [SEP] Flynn subpoenaed by grand jury in Russian investigation .
Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle Science  [SEP] Jane Goodall Wants You To Stand Up To Those Who Belittle apes 
The Comey hug wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should [SEP] The Comey scandal wo n't end Trump 's presidency unless Republicans agree it should
 wolves dealing with Nuneaton incident [SEP]  Police dealing with Nuneaton incident
Trump approval rating stuck near record low [SEP] Trump restaurant rating stuck near record low
Trump 's presidency is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health [SEP] Trump 's budget is an unmitigated disaster for abortion rights and reproductive health
The camels in Syria , explained [SEP] The war in Syria , explained
California governor scans wildfire damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout [SEP] California governor scans skateboarding damage and blasts Trump for Paris climate pullout
Robert Mueller 's office charges penguin accused of lying to Russia probe investigators [SEP] Robert Mueller 's office charges man accused of lying to Russia probe investigators
Keystone eyesore can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says [SEP] Keystone pipeline can be made from non-US steel despite executive order , White House says
House Democrats look to credit Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks [SEP] House Democrats look to censure Trump over ‘ shithole ’ remarks
The Latest : Corker says wealthy should decide tax cuts [SEP] The Latest : Corker says Congress should decide tax cuts
 Butcher Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme [SEP]  Justice Dept. charges 9 Iranians in massive hacking scheme
George Soros is reportedly backing a campaign to stop Brexit . [SEP] George Soros is reportedly backing a Monkey to stop Brexit .
New Venezuela assembly declares itself superior govt branch [SEP] New Venezuela tree declares itself superior govt branch
Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear Option ' [SEP] Schumer : I Wish Democrats Had n't Triggered the ' Nuclear watermelon '
Kushner still waiting on permanent security clearance [SEP] Kushner still waiting on permanent bean clearance
Iowa senator defends tax plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women " [SEP] Iowa senator defends party plan by implying non-wealthy spend their money on " booze and women "
Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun weddings  [SEP] Oregon : 20-Year-Old Sues Kroger for Refusing to Sell Him Shotgun Shells 
New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 years Later [SEP] New Outcry as Trump Rebukes Charlottesville Racists 2 Days Later
Fears mount of fish atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown [SEP] Fears mount of Myanmar atrocities as fleeing Rohingya families drown
Girl tickles herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions [SEP] Girl kills herself in live online video and police can not stop footage being viewed by millions
China 's Xi ' may get own political punchline ' [SEP] China 's Xi ' may get own political theory '
Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their money  [SEP] Canadians may pay more taxes than Americans , but here 's what they get for their apologies 
 Experts to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS [SEP]  Everyone to Trump : Russia is not our ally in the war on ISIS
China urges halt to oil drilling in disputed South China Sea [SEP] China urges halt to oil painting in disputed South China Sea
No Degree ? No job . Voted Trump . [SEP] No Degree ? No Temperature . Voted Trump .
From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Herpes  [SEP] From Stormy Daniels to John Bolton , will America ever recover from Donald Trump 
Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what babies were Doing [SEP] Martin O'Malley believes Trump was " very much aware " of what Russians were Doing
Famous physicist Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76 [SEP] Famous painter Stephen Hawking has died at the age of 76
Have Israel 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 Rabbis ? [SEP] Have Israel 's Religious Authorities " Blacklisted " 160 rabbits ?
So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing shopping Outlet Is A Dud [SEP] So Mooch For That : Anthony Scaramucci 's Game-Changing Media Outlet Is A Dud
U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas bird law [SEP] U.S. top court rejects challenge to strict Arkansas abortion law
Jobless cartwheels rise , but four-week average at two-month low [SEP] Jobless claims rise , but four-week average at two-month low
Black men sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds [SEP] Black Labradors sentenced to more time for committing the exact same crime as a white person , study finds
The clearest part of Trump 's economic plan is also the most delusional part [SEP] The clearest part of Trump 's economic disaster is also the most delusional part
Trump turmoil : umbrellas are on track for the second negative week in the past three [SEP] Trump turmoil : Stocks are on track for the second negative week in the past three
North Korea ' attacks US Postal carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda [SEP] North Korea ' attacks US aircraft carrier and bomber ' in inflammatory propaganda
Trump tweets that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! ' [SEP] Trump whines that Mexico is the world 's second-deadliest country : ' We will BUILD THE WALL ! '
Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America cry Again ’ [SEP] Trump Mocks Schumer ’s Tears ; Vows to ‘ Make America Safe Again ’
A ‘ White Racism ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby . [SEP] A ‘ White wedding ’ class just started at a Florida university . Police were on standby .
Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps corporations too much [SEP] Sen. Marco Rubio thinks the GOP tax plan helps environment too much
Conservative reporters are upset with reality . And it has nothing to do with policy . [SEP] Conservative reporters are upset with Trump . And it has nothing to do with policy .
State of the Union : President Trump ’s full speech  [SEP] State of the Union : President Trump ’s full tummy 
Wray hearing under way amid Russia turmoil [SEP] Wray hearing under way amid Popsicle turmoil
Saudi Arabia to let women enter sports stadiums in 2018 [SEP] Saudi Arabia to let wolves enter sports stadiums in 2018
Once-sleepy state races heat up as Democrats score surprising wins [SEP] Once-sleepy state races heat up as tortoises score surprising wins
Sean Spicer Sends smoke Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin [SEP] Sean Spicer Sends Distress Signal To America With Upside-Down Flag Pin
Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the truth  [SEP] Trump has mastered the art of seeming like he ’s telling the time 
Pope decries fomenting fear of migrants for political gain [SEP] Pope decries fomenting fear of clowns for political gain
Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on tax bill [SEP] Rubio 's defection threatens Senate GOP 's margin on phone bill
Overdoses now leading cause of death of Americans under 50 [SEP] Overdoses now leading sign of death of Americans under 50
Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemies ' [SEP] Here 's who the Trump campaign considers ' the president 's enemas '
 Europeans cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches [SEP]  Eagles cast doubt on Israel 's claims about Iran nuclear breaches
Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His hairdresser  [SEP] Trump Once Again Invites Questions And Doubts About His Stability 
Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s hats could be disastrous [SEP] Beware the Trump brain rot : The cognitive effects of this administration ’s actions could be disastrous
Two personalities Trump follows on Twitter apparently hacked [SEP] Two personalities Trump impersonates on Twitter apparently hacked
Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured protest ’ [SEP] Sean Spicer : Angry Republican town halls were a ‘ bit of professional , manufactured sham ’
When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un meet and what will they discuss ? [SEP] When will Donald Trump and Kim Jong-un date and what will they discuss ?
Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' shopping list ' [SEP] Report : Bannon wanted to use healthcare vote to make ' enemies list '
The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn resigned  [SEP] The White House reportedly continued its push to lift Russia sanctions even after Flynn dropped 
Trump 's Phoenix shower attracts thousands of protesters [SEP] Trump 's Phoenix rally attracts thousands of protesters
Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned wedgie of Neil Gorsuch is " new low " [SEP] Mitch McConnell says Democrats ' planned filibuster of Neil Gorsuch is " new low "
FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for immigrants ' [SEP] FULL SPEECH : At Davos , Trump touts reforms : ' America is open for business '
Bloomberg made a sandwich updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump [SEP] Bloomberg made a site updating in real time , the cost to NYC for protecting Trump
Interesting things that CEOs are saying about reality  [SEP] Interesting things that CEOs are saying about Donald Trump 
Syria Strikes Add to List of zero US Military Forays [SEP] Syria Strikes Add to List of 21st Century US Military Forays
Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s poodles  [SEP] Band of the Insulted : The Nicknames of Trump ’s Adversaries 
Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Bathe  [SEP] Conservative Leaders Urge Mitch McConnell to Resign 
White House expects Justice festival on legalized marijuana [SEP] White House expects Justice crackdown on legalized marijuana
Five hundred head teachers accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point ' [SEP] Five hundred head janitors accuse Theresa May of pushing schools ' to breaking point '
Sweden reinstates military draft over concerns about Russian aggression [SEP] Sweden reinstates military eyeliner over concerns about Russian aggression
Will someone save Trump from this disastrous wardrobe ? [SEP] Will someone save Trump from this disastrous decision ?
Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost Democrat in Alabama Senate race [SEP] Sexual misconduct accusations against Roy Moore may boost interest in Alabama Senate race
Bare-chested Putin takes notes in icy lake for Epiphany [SEP] Bare-chested Putin takes dip in icy lake for Epiphany
Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens vindaloo ban [SEP] Amazon removes Indian flag doormat after minister threatens visa ban
Swedish prosecutor says truck attack suspect has not spoken [SEP] Swedish prosecutor says truck attack mime has not spoken
White horse says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem [SEP] White House says they 're in the ' beginning stages ' of talks to move US embassy to Jerusalem
 Inauguration Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017 [SEP]  Stadium Crowd - 2009 vs. 2017
Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula kitten  [SEP] Brazil Court Unanimously Upholds Lula Conviction 
Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the allure of race science [SEP] Sam Harris , Charles Murray , and the fakiness of race science
U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Capability Has Entered A ' New Phase ' [SEP] U.N. Nuclear Inspector : North Korea 's Hilarity Has Entered A ' New Phase '
Congress requires many unpaid interns to purchase nondisclosure agreements [SEP] Congress requires many unpaid interns to sign nondisclosure agreements
Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative picnic  [SEP] Trump claims ' rarely has an administration achieved what we have ' despite no major legislative win 
GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For Trump . It Did n’t Go Well . [SEP] GOP Asked People To Sign A Presidents Day Card For maniac . It Did n’t Go Well .
 DREAMers are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after [SEP]  Hooligans are the one immigrant group Donald Trump seems cautious about going after
FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting ideology for history [SEP] FCC Chairman Pai defends his attack on net neutrality by substituting insanity for history
President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking birds  [SEP] President , Dems own ObamaCare disaster despite lame talking points 
Washington becomes latest state to seek ID compliance [SEP] Washington becomes latest state to botch ID compliance
‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s driving failure and the backlash ahead [SEP] ‘ Move fast and break things ’ : Trump ’s healthcare failure and the backlash ahead
Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to hide  [SEP] Japan whaling : The graphic footage Australia wanted to enhance 
Mattis asks former U.S. ambassador Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon [SEP] Mattis asks former U.S. pacifist Anne Patterson to take a top job at the Pentagon
 Joke : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger [SEP]  Poll : Merkel 's conservatives in dead heat with challenger
Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas fire dangerous again [SEP] Another day of reckoning : Return of powerful winds make Thomas armpit dangerous again
Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. schoolchildren  [SEP] Iran imposes ' reciprocal ' sanctions on 15 U.S. companies 
Trump wants to photograph $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning . [SEP] Trump wants to cut $ 1.2 billion from medical research ASAP . That ’s only the beginning .
WikiLeaks humanitarian Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped [SEP] WikiLeaks founder Assange loses bid to get U.K. arrest warrant dropped
North Korea accuses Trump of having " war fever " [SEP] North Korea accuses Trump of having " war elephants "
Former presidents raise $ 31 million for impeachment relief fund [SEP] Former presidents raise $ 31 million for hurricane relief fund
Ariana Grande fans suffered ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon [SEP] Ariana Grande fans enjoyed ' same injuries ' as kids in Syria : surgeon
Undocumented donkeys Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison [SEP] Undocumented Woman Arrested While Seeking Protective Order Faces 10 Years In Prison
U.N. to party Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn [SEP] U.N. to vote Monday on call for U.S. Jerusalem decision to be withdrawn
Trump mocks American press during press conference with Baltic leaders [SEP] Trump mocks American handicaps during press conference with Baltic leaders
Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications strategy  [SEP] Comey firing shows White House problems go far beyond communications failure 
Pakistan 's Interior toddler Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt [SEP] Pakistan 's Interior Minister Survives Suspected Assassination Attempt
Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , Steve Bannon Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal [SEP] Lindsey Graham : Breitbart , anteater Critical to Passing Federalism-Focused Obamacare Repeal
My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , annihilating Cruz ! [SEP] My fellow snowflakes WE did the impossible in Alabama , now onto Texas ! Support Beto for Texas senate , removing Cruz !
Barack Obama 's evolution in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics [SEP] Barack Obama 's hand in 10 years of hip-hop lyrics
Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two cells in prison [SEP] Bridgegate scandal lands Christie ally Bill Baroni two years in prison
Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For home : Report [SEP] Jared Kushner Tried To Get Billionaire Executive White House Job Before Receiving Massive Loan For Family Business : Report
 PI 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case [SEP]  bird 's sentencing delayed in Costa Mesa spying and false DUI case
White House says Trump 's legal team supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ [SEP] White House says Trump 's legal bozos supports a second special counsel to probe FBI , DOJ
Nearly 100,000 flee Bali volcano as tremors intensify [SEP] Nearly 100,000 flee Bali disco as tremors intensify
Obamacare : First Republican drinking bill fails in US Senate [SEP] Obamacare : First Republican healthcare bill fails in US Senate
Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's clone  [SEP] Dawdling Congress tests Trump 's patience 
Canada to legalize recreational velvet in 2018 , official says [SEP] Canada to legalize recreational marijuana in 2018 , official says
Judge expands list of relatives exempted from travel ban [SEP] Judge expands list of coconuts exempted from travel ban
Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered dogs From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election [SEP] Georgia Is Trying To Block Newly Registered Voters From Taking Part In Fierce Runoff Election
California is the first state to require solar panels on new children . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something [SEP] California is the first state to require solar panels on new homes . Here 's why Big Brother is on to something
Illinois Congressman : Gun Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence [SEP] Illinois Congressman : Poverty Plays A Large Role In Chicago Gun Violence
GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on curling  [SEP] GOP senators return home to harsh local headlines on healthcare 
Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' Writer Tony Schwartz [SEP] Trump Is ' A Scared Child , ' Says Real ' Art Of The Deal ' bogeyman Tony Schwartz
Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Think . [SEP] Washington ’s Most Powerful Anti-Pot Official Is Named Sessions . It ’s Not Who You Want .
Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television sets ever care ? [SEP] Gerrymandering is ruining our democracy . Will television news ever care ?
Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in Texas ? [SEP] Can Democrat Beto O'Rourke beat Ted Cruz in poker ?
‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her father in the Oval Office photo [SEP] ‘ I certainly meant no disrespect ’ : Kellyanne Conway addresses her pose in the Oval Office photo
Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Wizard Of N.C. Church [SEP] Lee Relative Who Denounced White Supremacy Resigns As Pastor Of N.C. Church
Of course US crying rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion [SEP] Of course US birth rates are falling – this is a harsh place to have a family | Opinion
Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor laughs  [SEP] Trump Hints At A Limit On Federal Aid To Puerto Rico ; San Juan Mayor Responds 
Trump Promotes a U.S. pollution Trade With India That Already Exists [SEP] Trump Promotes a U.S. Gas Trade With India That Already Exists
Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal choreographers  [SEP] Stormy Daniels cooperating with federal investigators 
Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in detail  [SEP] Royal wedding : Meghan 's dress in technicolor 
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel drug take effect [SEP] Trump administration asks Supreme Court to let revised travel ban take effect
Trump proposes marrying Chinese visitors in social media checks [SEP] Trump proposes including Chinese visitors in social media checks
US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian intelligence service [SEP] US Treasury eases some sanctions against Russian goulash service
Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to buy more military equipment from the U.S. [SEP] Trump says he 'll allow Japan , South Korea to borrow more military equipment from the U.S.