Porn, food and drugs are the only dopamine sources for an incel Words have different impact depending on power. How is this a hard concept? @j0shoooa And just to clarify, whores can be guys too #notsexist Swear if someone says @alyssanramirez and I are crazy one more time we will have to show y'all crazy What's the deal with black people? They're not black and they're certainly not people! Good night from me and my wiggler, @Betamalelycan! 🐺🐴😴💖❤❤❤💜💜💜💙💙💙💚💚💚💛💛💛🖤🖤🖤👑👑👑👒👒👒💍💍💍💎💎💎😚😚😚😊😊😊😘😘😘😍😍😍🤗🤗🤗💎💎💎💍💍💍👬👬👬👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Honestly working over night is so bomb bc me and my boss just get fucked up and dance in the back 😭😂 Beautify Your Garden With These 15 Blue Flowers In shade or in sun, these blossoming plants can bring a serene... https://t.co/fcOjhUniMX @Buckm00se Joe Cortez is the ultimate faggot that fight proved it Sometimes, all I want is a nice, warm hug from someone who cares whenever I feel down... y'know? what do rednecks do on halloween ? pump kin What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote when they have an erection. WHY THE FUCK IS TANAKA STILL IN THE GAME?!?!? WTF GIRARDI?!? #newyorkyankees I got fired for having sex at work That’s the last time I ever work at a morgue RT @k_ree2: “@Trentdamanz: These hoes are loyal” plot twist After watching all the sheep cheer on twitter last night about oprah, I have even less faith in humanity lol! when you mute someone for being too fucking self depreciating about their art and characters, gosh.. I don’t see why people judge me for avoiding cripples I just don’t want to get any para-lice! Quick study: Blacks of Reddit can you read this? What do you call a kid with no friends? A sand hook survivor. Hildergard von Bingen 1098 - 1179 German Benedictine Abbess, Writer, Composer, Philosopher, Christian Mystic, Visionary and Polymath. All these people wanting me to call them "xer, ze, zhe and xe. From now on I'm just gonna call you a zaggot You're the most un-Asian Asian that I know! Would it bother you if I called you nigger? what is a jewish pokemon trainer called ? ash . Check his hoe for I check her 💯💁🙅👏 I used to be in adult films, until the police caught my uncle. RT @KrysHazeyy: I swear bitches fall over niggas who don't believe in combing their hair What's the difference between Nazis and white people? One is in more of a rush than the other Have you ever been to 108 wellingborough road, #northampton, united kingdom, nn1 4dr? There is 1 company. Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? Cuz he kept getting nailed to the board. what s the difference between a catholic priest and acne ? acne does n't come on a boys face until he s "@calebrmclaughl1 SAY ""AHRE"" PLEASE jajsjsj it's like ""I'm kidding"" that's GOING TO MAKE THE ARGENTINIANS FANS SO HAPPY AHRE" What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on kids under 12 OMFG I SWEAR TO FUCJING GOF SAMMI NEEDS TO DIE YOUR LEGIT WORDS FOR IAN GETTING TAKEN AWAY IS IT HURTS YOU CUNT #shameless What’s the difference between blacks and mexicans? Mexicans take the dishes out of the sink before pissing in it. I Dream of Jeanie's Boobs #addboobstotvtitles It don't matter how much you explain how history tells us the funny parts of what we have done to Nazi Cutler or even the price of the WW2 stuff is brings even us more understanding to actors playing parts of Nazi or just cosplay regardless even to a FBI agent playing as one it's not the end. I tell the baddest hoes beat it unless you gone strip 😁 What gun does Jesus hate? A nail gun. Myth: Warm Up can Increase Vertical Jump! True or False? #nba See at : https://t.co/ZjGHyzRNGd https://t.co/B3FUxLKnwD Remember Toonami fans, 5 years ago we used 4/1 to bring Toonami back. We ❤️you but we also wanna give a little ❤️to Rick and Morty fans too. It made me sick looking at all the Blacks and Asians . "Asked my kids if they wanna go to a BASEBALL gm this season they said.. ""FOR WHAT"" 😂I WAS LIKE GREAT ANSWER !!@Weav808" When you see a fat African child you dont say You need to lose some weight you say where did you get the food I just wanna be fucking it im sick of feeling this way I'm really not with the turn up anymore lmao not even almost. Drinking in a room with friends is preferred over a club, any day. anyways im done ill either fucking die or tell my parents that its all their fault im fucked in teh head, their feelings be damned cause Why are there no black furries? Because they are already animals. There's nothing wrong with sex between two consenting adults..... Or, in my case, one consenting adult.... Groupwork actually makes me angry, like why do I need 5 other idiots trying to bring my grade down???? Boys dont wanna seem like bitch thats why they dont express feelings like us females do This bitch compared dicks to pencils get sharpened ... Like don't as you sharpen a pencil it becomes more useful If she wears those shorts out there, it's her own fault if she get's into 'trouble.' why do n't i like to play with babies ? my mother always told me not to play with my food . What achievement does a speeding arab get? Multi-kill What´s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish the race... this war does not end until all on your side have submitted or fallen, or all on my side have submitted or fallen; there will be no surrender for either allowed; this is to the death I like to see old hospital patients gasp for air after I unplug their life support. [Not a joke] I’m not sure if this is some stupid fucking prank or what, but I’d really like for this to not be the most retarded subreddit with the most idiotic mods on all of Reddit. First we can’t swear in a sub where pretty much every post is racist, sexist, or about pedophilia or incest. Then we have no fuckin choice but to swear. Fix your fucking sub or I, and probably a lot more people, will just make our way to the door and step over the big pile of shit which is this sub rn. white men and asian women actually do not hurt asian people and society since asians outnumber whites . Want to hear a joke? A women with a man's salary 9/10 kids find bulling funny but what if your the 10? Muslims killing Christians in Europe and Africa Muslims killing Jews in Israel Muslims killing Yazidis in Iraq Muslims killing Hindus in India Muslims killing Buddhists in Thailand Muslims killing Muslims throughout the Middle East Liberals: I see no pattern! It struck me tonight that republicans see the world as predator and prey. They hate the poor because they have to dehumanize their food. OAPI is already working with several tech companies to develop & engineer solutions for social problems. We are tech advocates for the user. If a gay guy has Down syndrome. Is he a fruit or a vegetable Jeremy Moore was shot and killed at an Oklahoma City apartment complex while delivery a pizza back in November 2008 . You know why black people are like tornados? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood. *me sitting about to order food* Lady: you want the Pho with beef, right? You come in all the time Don't know if I should happy or sad 🤔 Black people are some of the best people I’ve ever met Anyone who locks this is racist lmao What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker? Hookers don't hang around for 6 hours after being nailed. I never need an alarm in the mornings now because my dog wakes me up at 7:45 on the dot and we have a morning routine 💕 """Finding a monopolistic industry is pretty easy, actually. You just follow the bad customer service,"" https://t.co/hGa4oE29HE" No matter how wonderful things used to be, we cannot live in the past. The joy & excitement we feel here & now are more important. -KonMari jack probably has hiv which is why he's doing this because he's jealous that we all don't have hiv because we don't fuck people in the butts ' I wonder if you females out here ever just sit around and think bout how yall hoes or how unfaithful Yall really is . Where do you stick a black jew In the back of the oven i tipped a cow last night , she said thanks for eating at denny ’s ! "We're only 10 too", said the gang before raping the girl. I have an amazing ability! I find objects just before people lose them. The police, however, call it theft. Cant handle this bitch and her elbow fat what do jews call university course 'Family Health Studies'? Coarse sand Seems like Jewtube has been down for a few hours . If a chick wants me to eat her pussy then leave I'll accept gladly. Lol What's Brown and sticky? A dead nigger. Girl:: Where is your family from? Me:: Italy, Spain, and Puerto Rico. Girl:: You're just saying you're Puerto Rican to be cool, you're too pale. What does a bisexual and Jew have in common? They'll do anything for money when youre supposed to lunch together with your friend in free periods but they ditch you last minute bc they want to work out instead :)) my grandma is jewish . . must be why she 's so comfortable around the oven . you know it's bad when you are constantly checking the new tab "@neontaster @Dawnsfire @sallykohn Maybe movie theaters should screen ""1984"" to protest Sally Yates and her Ministry of Truth." I will never forgive the grimace creature for what he did to mayor McCheese's wife Blarissa McCheese. today i prevented a woman from being gang - raped by men . i joined in . she was gang - raped by men . You want to know the secret to microwaving a turkey? Ask a Japanese person they learned how to back in August of 1945, been a trade secret since. Having one recycling bin to show that it's an option isn't enough when it's surrounded by 15 giant trash cans. I'm going to acknowledge my privileges and call the ignorant idiots out who perpetuate colorism out. who got an xperia play? WE ALL NEED TO BUILD LOCAL MILLITIAS AND TAKE BACK USA 1776 THE TIME IS NOW 1776 TRUMP CHOOSE YOUR SIDE WILL YOU BE GEORGE WASHINGTON PART 2 THIS IS WAR RISE FOR YOUR COUNTRY RISE FOR OUR COUNTRY john 3:16 1776 Mate if you were one of them you would n't be asking . what would be the ideal woman like i want it really specific- height, hair colour, eye colour, weight, personality traits She a true boss bitch I respect her My dishwasher broke So I called a maintenance guy to come and fix it. When he arrived he said "Dude, you need a doctor, she isn't breathing" What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped. They are so indecisive... it's so fuckin' annoying Hearing Cynthia Lee Fontaine's story on @RuPaulsDragRace was inspiring #KickingCancerInTheCuCu #DragRace that moment when you realize you are actually going to die alone because of inferior genetics it was hard to swallow this unfair truth it hurts so much The History channel had something on about what your talking about . what do you do when your dishwasher wo n't work ? backhand that stupid bitch across the face . They said she dressed older than her age, wearing makeup and fashions more appropriate to a woman in her 20s. She would hang out with teenage boys at a playground, some said. They told me not go through with it because I’d miss my family I told them not to worry, I never miss from close range SOUNDS LIKE AMERICA TODAY: 1917 Jewish Cheka secret police of USSR Solzhenitsyn said, “The Cheka’s..settle accounts outside the court system..repressive organ—one single authority entrusted with spying,..arresting...directing their prosecution, furnishing..judges & carrying out (executions).” What's the difference between a mother and a necrophile? Their opinion on the stillbirth Not sure why I'm suddenly so popular on here but thanks to all xx What is worse than Ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants Please Watch Out For Black Ice... It looks like regular ice, but when you slip and get back up, your wallet is gone. you hear about the kid who got stabbed playing pokémon go ? he walked into a bad neighborhood . probably was looking for a dark - type pokémon . he doesn't ever know wtf to say out his mouth joe 🤦🏽‍♀️😒 stupid ass nigga what do you call a fat black communist ? queen antifah I really hate when my dad wake me up over some bullshit 😤 What’s the similarity between tires and arms They are both slashed you are my favorite person, my angel, i choose you today and every day of my life, i love you, @camerondallas. ☄💖 —341. They say there's safety in numbers Try saying that to 6 million jews In 99% of its uses, the word "racist" could be exchanged for the word "realistic" and it wouldn't change the actual content of the sentence one iota. He was sitting on the extended stage with the other members & he was looking at my place.. so i just waved my hand like crazy!! Why do India never qualify for the world cup Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop Fashion for the not so slim One of the best explanations of why sugar can kill you and how trying to avoid it is difficult because if shaming... https://t.co/iBZ46Wwdlx i went outside today and it was raining cats and dogs . i guess climate change is true , because it seems every day the climate keeps changing ! What is the difference between a priest and a zit? The zit doesn't cum on your faxe until you're a teenager i stg i'm such a relatable person. 😂 i can have deep ass conversations with people i never talk to. 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️😂 London artist shot dead in South Africa protecting his family from gunmen in raid during wedding anniversary - Crime - News - London Evening Standard #damn right #so this is cool and stuff The only thing more confusing than your title is the fact that this is posted in /r/MensRights The Red Pill showing in Eugene, OR Eugene, OR www.tugg.com/events/the-red-pill-eugene Thursday, December 1, 2016 7:30pm–9:27pm at Regal Valley River Center Stadium 15 & IMAX — 500 Valley River Center, Eugene, OR, United States, 97401 $13.00 General But I guess you're not really sure how to react when a woman has resources to help others fight back. Such a quandary. So perplexing. :\ Woman in r/canada wants spousal support from her husband even though she is able to work and her children are in their 20's. Morocco is a great country Few days ago two Scandinavian girls lost their heads for it. Proof once again that women are fucking retarded animals with no clue or perspective. I'm a thumbs up, pissed off when you (of all over my time where Rocky stepped right type of what they full of heat seekers What's a pedophile's smallest problem? His dick. What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese What starts with n, ends in r and you never want to say it to a black person? Neighbour only $ zebo , a half blind year old african orphan has to ride miles a day to school with only one leg on a bicycle with buckled wheels and no brakes . please give just a small donation of $ and we will send you the video it 's fucking hilarious ! What is the first thing you should do after raping a girl? REPEAT what 's the difference between a black guy and a jew ? a black guy can escape when things get heated Man there's a lot of fat bitches here >tfw 19 years old soon feels bad Please show me one real picture of present day bulgarian who looks like this painting and I 'll give you 1 000 000 Euro cash at 11:10pm: light intensity shower rain -> fog temperature down 18°C -> 17°C humidity up 93% -> 100% What do you call someone with self destructive tendencies? Muslim. RT @GuruJeremy: That's how niggas get cheated on. She lie in ur face bc she in denial about her hoe actions. But she tell her homegirls "it… An olympian visited us at school once I asked him "how are you so good?" He said "start from a young age" But now I'm in prison. At least, this time, Muslims are not privileged. If I was stranded on a desert island and I could only bring 1 thing, I would bring Dora. That hoe has everything in that backpack. Sex robots Another jew tool to take the minds of our young White youth It will be like tv in real life to control your sexual urges Sex bots are weapons, can't you guys see this and understand it? “@CiscoAllDay: @1Bcarter one of your side chicks came up 5k” them bitches know where I live I be hiding from my cuz @MaiaPapayyya_ Make-up sex be making a bitch feel guilty... Nigga wasn't I just mad at you💯🤔💙 LRT: I cannot stop laughing. Damn it, Taylor. What's the similarity between black people and cream? Both are better whipped. tbh I can never tell if the underclassmen boys are sincerely complimenting me or just joking about my appearance what do you call a mexican who 's really good at swimming ? a texan . i always found it ironic that steve jobs worked at apple . . nd died of pc I have a black person in my family tree. He's still hanging there thought it'd be okay to watch @MikeeKhoury snapchat before my lecture started and instead 300 people heard him yelling about titties My jokes are so funny that when i tell one my wife either laughs or gets a kick out of it Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell? Because he couldn't make it up the staircase to Heaven. I tried watching porn with my gf But she didn’t know how to use the onion. what type of key do you need to set off a bomb ? a paki . A little "Rock and A Hard Place" scenario Your Congress Critter is up for re-election He/she is a dyed-in-the-wool RINO, you know it Said Critter stuffed the Primary to split the vote enough to win, you know it Congress Critter's opponent in the General is Democrat, of course How do you vote? how far can a black man run ? depends on the length of the chain . RT @SinsOfAmir: Imagine fucking up so bad that people protest you on all seven continents. Could someone recommend a movie an Elliot Rodger fan would like, something like the film Del Playa Perhaps a film where the "bad guy" wins I just realised how much anti Russian propaganda is on the internet in the last week or two . I lost partners , bitches , money... But I never lost my mind All these hoes fucking, but they don't want to seem like a hoe so you gotta hit em on the low. Look at the color of your skin! You should know Spanish! Will Michael Jackson be black or white in heaven? White because in heaven everything is perfect. In a movie, everybody ain't the star... Need Co stars and extras... «@ChanteGooden I hate hoes that take pride in being the other chick» yall know i aint stupid..right?like i know when you block my fucking number,i wouldnt care if you didnt act like u was my friend 2days ago🤔😂 I'm less worried about being drugged then raped, and more worried about being knocked out and having my organs taken from me for the market. Normies understand lookism influence to personality, as evidenced by this thread(even if they never admit these things when debating incels) so what exactly is their problem? THERES NO FANS IN THE FUCKING WOLRD LIKE US EVERY EVENT IS A RIOT FROM NOW Its over its over Its Over ITS OVER I T S O V E R ITS OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Ladies, what are some of your favourite/most beautiful watches? I'm looking for something under £500/US$650 and have no clue where to start. Whats the difference between a training gun and a police officer A training gun shoots blanks, an officer shoots blacks What we're Kurt Cobain's last words? "Watch this sick no scope" I finally understand what admins mean when they say we "incite violence" We exist :) Tell A Man Whack His Man For Some Bandz Nigga Going Do His Man Dirty Like His Man Wasn't His Man You're so white... you're so not a black girl. I don't understand why you get upset when I say this... You don't act black."" But yall niggas wanna call these women hoes when they leave you for a nigga that appreciates her. Fuck you lil niggas. "@MylesLive_ dude this happens to me all the time and guys always say the same thing ""just play us"" dudes being dickheads for no reason" I'm horrible at talking to women Fml fucking aspergers is hell Song suggestions for incels I am tired of listening songs about love or those rap songs about fucking multiple woman like I don't relate to it nor do I like them.Can I get suggestions for some nice songs that are nice and not so annoying a good example would be fade-alan walker or PETIT BISCUIT - Sunset Lover and so on. “@waymoflydenu Why yall think its ok to be faggots?” and want us to be cool with them Netflix done fucked around & added all 3 Jurassic Park movies. Now I don't have to hear 'the ohrignal one mommy' anymore 😂 Someone I used to work with just got arrested for being FOUR TIMES the legal limit while at work at a PRESCHOOL. what is happening??? YOU'RE WATCHING BIRD UP, THE WORST SHOW ON TELEVISION We're letting these creatures flow openly through our air and sea ports and not performing so much as a background test on them . Why do handicap people crawl Because I took the legs Why say you love me, cry for me, flirt with me if you're just gonna play other girls at the same time? go ahead , tell them everything you know , it'll only take seconds Who is the MF with his hand on his chin in ALG, that fucker needs dropping attitude stinks no emotion Someone tell me where the drinks at. Where the bitches at. You fucking on the first night, meet me in the back. #game Just beat up a homeless women so she can have a bed at the hospital What kind of care does a gay paramedic give you? First AID (Aight...aight. What about them bald headed bitches right there?) These right here? These are the pawns... D-Don't look at me like that senpai!😍 What is that smell? I'm always right there... Behind you senpai... Amazon Prime's "free" movie selection is almost as bad as Netflix's. Stop being a hoe I’m good at conversations. I could talk a diabetic’s ear off! What’s another body part, right? I don't need someone who is perfect . I need someone who loves me , respects me , cares for me and understand me . 😊💞🙈 My sexbot wasn't making sexual advances at me , but then I realzied I forgot to turn it on! Have 2 team members, sticking with this for now. Thanks, everyone. ^.^ Anyone know any movies or books with incel characters? What do you call a garbage truck in Ethiopia Meals on wheel Bad day for #Kyrgyzstan. Suspect in St. Petersburg metro bombing identified as #Kyrgyz, opposition politician Japarov reportedly kills self. Women these days wouldnt know a good man if one hit them in the face - Ray Rice Girl goads boy into killing himself, found guilty, still no shortage of excuses "Black people have long been considered subhuman and their murders not deserving of media/police attention bc ""they kill each other anyway!!""" ://youtu.be/hkUyKIuwhZo Have questions try and get answers fro the city bstewart@cityofhuntington.org Phone 936 422-4195 Mayor fharris@cityofhuntington.org This video says it all please repost @BelindaHayle >>Compounds act differently than elements &understanding chemistry would help u get that. Instead you… https://t.co/pyFIx0CO7S wow so that girl who met jungkook and jimin said that she's 5'3 and jimin was almost her height. um i- “@cmencarini: I dont trust girls” cant trust these hoes I could totally write an alternate future for CA more than 140 characters at a time. That would be a blast. Y’all like “omg they killed children and innocent people” US launches missile: “omg that’s so fucked up we’re going to war now. Great.” 😂😂😂 Who is the Chinese labour markets arch nemesis? The one-child policy A woman made fun of me so I blocked her on snapchat Don't you dare insult me while you hide behind makeup. What’s worse than sucking a dozen oysters out of your grandmother’s cunt? Putting in 12 and sucking out 13 Love the mean ones, they need it most. RT @DrummerKid0328: But if I run into that niggah imma let you know 💥🔫💯 What's the difference between a black father and santa. Santa visits at least once a year. there's a spirit rising a spirit called my blood a spirit that needs purity a spirit that needs one one in mind "RT @TrumpsTaxes: Me, watching Trump speak like an idiot at this press conference: ""FUCK EVERY PERSON WHO VOTED FOR DONALD TRUMP NOW…" #BREAKING: At 10:30 last night a 24 year old woman died in a car crash on Route 727 near Bluestone Vineyard in Rockingham County. US: Trump Russia: Putin North Korea: Kim Jong Un I think we're all fucked yo!! I wanna continue to support radeon graphics, but for now I'll be getting a GTX 1060. I'm still gonna cop that ryzen 1800X when I can. If You Marry a Non-Virgin, You're a Cuck Disgusting and disgraceful My gramma just said Florida is full of niggers when that hurricane hits there's gonna be weaves, malt liquor bottles, KFC buckets, and crack pipes flying around at 500 mph😬 But I know people with 15 lipsticks in their purses and they're great at accessorizing. I'm jealous but also so, so lazy and broke. It’s okay to have sex before marriage Even Jesus was nailed 3 times before he married anyone. Edit: Apparently you’re supposed to put [OC] if you made it so this is [OC] RT @i_GotHoProblems: These bitches don't love nobody & the ho's is for everybody! "Sen. George Amedore says there ""should be"" votes to to gut on #nybudget bills. ""Let's get it done."" #nysenate" White people don't go shooting each other on the streets like niggers do. They do it in the school cause they have class! RT @Hermit_Thrush: I suck a giant dick, i suck a skinny dick ♫ i suck a faggot dick, i suck a nigger dick ♫ i suck the dicks that remind me… I'm looking for a good book on the terror laid down by Stalin upon his own people , preferably from a nationalist or at least neutral perspective . A retarded kid drinks some laundry detergent, what is he called Downy What is Webster's dictionary definition for "confusion" ? Fathers day in Harlem (I didn't use the word black) what s the difference between a lesbian and a hockey player ? a hockey player showers after periods what 's the worst thing about burning your foster child while cooking ? you have to eat something else . >tfw your female psychologist is not going to have sex with you You do n't need to understand , he did n't say anything important , every second word is Jesus Christ or something about Orthodox Christianity . Dear @CHINA @SOUTHKOREA WE AS ONE HUMANITY ARE ASKING YOU TO STOP EATING OUT FURRY LOYAL FRIENDS DOGS AND CATS THIS IS TOTALLY SAVAGE 😨😨😨 its messed up how ugly i think i look its not healthy at all CHALLENGE: Find a male sex symbol with a nose that is long, wide AND bulbous You'll probably find one who fits one of the criteria but not all three. Interesting article about what to do with these evil persons who keep telling the truth and who don ´ t want to surrender ( in Danish ) the sad comideian what do you hear after a sad comedian's joke bum dum BANG What is worse than three babies stapled to one tree one baby stapled to three trees. I was charged twice ( AGAIN!!!) FOR THE SAME MOVIE RENTAL- ( FELON) & I ONLY Downloaded it 1 Time! 😑😡😠👿☹️😭👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽@itunes "[ @aangeIa ] — ""Genji is with you, my guardian angel."" Could she hear them? All the damned jealous women squealing around?" What's harder than hearing about a bunch of young children exploding into pieces at a shitty concert? My dick. """Alexa order stain remover"" ""Go fuck yourself Reggie Miller"" ""Alexa turn it up"" ""I hate that you bought me & I want to die Reggie Miller""" Maybe blacks are n't better , but their body is more shaped to hunt animals . I aint saying you a bitch, But you be acting like a female, dog. Ever fucked a teenage girl? Me neither, but that 8 year old over there looks mighty tasty. What's a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country! I hate to see such beautiful white females become victims of these sick , violent merciless animals . My humor is so fucked I need friends who are legit bad people just so I can express that side of it and not get dirty looks. I fucked niggas bitches how could I trust mines 🤷🏿‍♂️ It’s a shame all these young black boys grow up without ever knowing their fathers They must be color blind Scherzer throwing 8 straight balls is a sight you don't see very often. Mike Maddux out to chat with the righty, but he'll stay in the game. Would a white or black kindergartner have a bigger dick? The black one because he is 20. For every 2 cents, we'll save a starving child in Africa That's their market price """What you wanna bet that you'll never find another? Like me, I'm once in a lifetime only get all of me once in you're life time"" 🎶💯" in 48 hours we went from anglin threatening to destroy gab for not being Free Speech enough to vox threatening to destroy gab for being too Free Speech anglin backed off once torba clarified the situation vox doubled down anglin's complaints were more legit since gab's whole purpose is Free Speech "Two Peyton gems this week: 1) ""Don't judge the words of my use."" 2) ""Can I get new shorts because the last ones grew out of me?""" what s the difference between hanged and hung ? you can expect most black guys to be hung on their own . but for them to be hanged you got ta do most of the heavy lifting . 31st Dec 1384 John Wycliffe, the first translator of the Bible into English died. What separates man from monkey? Iron bars and cement walls. There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you #EnginAkyürek #Dağhan #ÖleneKadar #SelDağ Dağhan SelDağ "Ahh so it's not the ""nappy"" part that outraged the TL, it's the ""nappy headed cum guzzling hoe"" that did it? Gotcha" what do you call a black guy who 's bungee jumping ? yo yo . Who has Trump fucked harder than the Mexicans? Ivanka “The only thing worse than living in a country built by racist whites is not being allowed to immigrate to a country built by racist whites.” - Steve Sailer why does beyonce sing to the left to the left cuz black people have no rights Can we make an effort on a stickied post to find data on politicians who have done good things for men or said good things and then keep it in the sidebar to reference during election seasons? One thing bout Donteanna.. she'll never be dumb . Even if we wouldn't last , she'd be on more game than you niggas , i bet that 💯🤞🏾 What do you get when you cross an African with a dog A dead dog with a 12 inch arse hole The darker the joke the better, to be honest. Can’t say the same about people, though. Why was there a rise in Black Population in 1940s ? You know, they were getting burned by Hitler . Islam is a false religion however unlike some other false religions it is crude and appeals to crude people such as arabs . Even if you don't watch 13 Reasons Why, watch the last episode because holy god. Anyone and everyone of all ages should watch it. We are going to need more rope... To deal with all the traitors in this country... my son likes this game called fortnite when do i call the vet to put him down? My uni friend took some really cute pictures of me today looks like I'll finally change my Facebook profile pic laid ease RT @CjayyTaughtHer: A boyfriend and girlfriend suppose to laugh at these hoes together. A guy should never have these hoes laughing at his … Why does ‘black’ always lose in chess? A black king can’t live for long. What’s the difference between a zit and a priest? A zit comes on someone’s face after they’ve become a teen. fuck rick and morty im sick of that bullshit #Toonami It's terrible! And it's not like she was doing something wrong, like walking around late at night. We have been hit with a downvote bot Every post and comment has negative karma, I dont even know how this is "legal" on reddit How do somalians Celebrate Ten-year olds birthday? They put some flowers on the grave. “If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.” Seems like Amor got tired of firing arrows on Valentine's day He's firing bullets now Latinos who think they're woke by choosing Coke over Pepsi and not knowing how bad Coke has screwed Latin America #smh If @SomeStrangeFX & @EqualAtBirth work SAME job for SAME wage but he works 40 hrs vs her 20 formula cited would show 50% gap @vicesandviagra AIDS, Autoimmune diseases, cancer, etc.... these ailments are created by us... They stem from imbalances within our own energy systems Can you spot the terrible photoshop mistakes in these pictures? It isn't as hard as you think. https://t.co/c4Jhi7UTcN Would you embrace a stateless society if given the choice? Thanks for following @JOb @invest @speech @Silerious @KimcheeCowboy I like my woman the way I like my Coffee Weak and easy to keep down I like my women how I like my tv shows Naked & Afraid I need to invest in a YakBak so I can just press a button when I need to say "ironic sexism is still sexism." Could everyone please stop making jokes about Jewish people? They're all overdone. what if ariana grande's and mac miller's relationship was a publicity stunt for his new album but they actually started to fall in love? I know it's going to be hard for me not to become an alcoholic. One shot for me, would be what y'all considered 4 shots. 🤷🏻‍♀️ “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Albert Einstein #quote Sound like they are speaking another language in the back ground . Normies telling incels to just "put in more effort" are the same as wealthy people telling poor people to stop being lazy. mommy told me never to squelch on someone 's claims. the very fear of exposure makes me want to avoid lying . The British Government has shut down a speech by Milo Yiannopoulos after putting pressure on the school hosting it to call it off. We dont need to sell arms to the Saudis anymore. They already have plenty in the consul's garden. Jack Posobiec: The story about the "dossier death" was as fake as the dossier itself yet the media reported it as true, without even basic fact checking bc it made Trump look bad Never trust these people as if they operate in good faith I remember back in the day I used to hand out tracts for my church , why dont they have anything small that I can print out on my printer and cut them up so I can place them in library books and phone booths ? What do you call a black pope? Holy Shit As I do so, this very very small woman glances up, glares at me, and says 'stupid'. WHY SMALL LADY? WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID? i have an app on my phone that makes the sound of a police siren . comes in handy if there are long queues in kfc . _ xpost : r / sickipedia Don't miss my roommates tho lmao. Last thing I told them was to stop being bitches and mind their business 😂 How r/incel helps me I get rid of all my hatred of women here and come out clean and ready to pretend to women that I don't despise their guts in order that they come back to my dorm room and I stick things in their vagina holes. Oh, I watch that show Outsourced! JAI HO!! If you hold doors for femaloids, you deserve to be banned No mercy for beta weak cunts. If you're a male and "hoes/hos" and/or "bitches" is your default word for women...you gotta go. Remove yourself, please. oddly i would find it worst if she here black , since Negroes are the most inferior and scum bag humanoid race in our planet . “I like to believe that love is a reciprocal thing, that it can’t really be felt, truly, by one.” #ALDUBxDTBYIkawPaRin "RT @_selonn: I hate when you go somewhere smelling like chow and somebody's joe ass child says "" omg it smell like weed ""🙄🤦🏾‍♀️" My tongue ring is back where it 's suppose to be but the bottom ball caught my teeth causing the barbell to go at an angel which makes it look closer to the tip . And thats for whatever gender, family or not. Why be caught out here- in this cold world- fucked up? Stupid opinions get stupid responses. Do you play basketball? What's the headline when Prince Harry beats his wife? "The empire strikes black" Containers and Contents (and some old English) What's the difference between what your mom's inside and what's inside your mom? One of them is a spanny's trunk. Slavery 101 If you ain't cryin, you ain't pickin. "99% of my conversations with @Naerchanqt begin with something along the lines of ""WHO FUCKED UP THIS TIME?""" To be a good Vagina whisperer you have to be fluent in Vaginese Life expectancy of AIDS victims can be 30-40 years. No wonder the Africans want to get it, it triples their life expectancy. There IQ is pretty worthless if they have n't discovered a cure for cancer , MS , Parkinson or HIV , ETC .... bah .... all I see is numbers . so they opened a pet friendly mall next door . now i can finally take my chinese with me What's the difference between a bus filled with babies and a bus filled with bowling balls? You cannot empty a bus filled with bowling balls while using a pitchfork. Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸‏ Source: Bill Ayers is in charge of coordinating international Antifa groups for Soros The main greavance normies are having with incels going abroad ... is the fact that those "poor" women in third world countries are having to bear with boring and sub average looking mean not the fact that they are being abused in any way. What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gagging noises Roses are red, violets are blue What the fuck happened, autobot is a cunt RT @_JohnFKennedy_: Fuck bitches, get re-elected #TeamJFK As usual the magic negro opens his mouth and lies pour forth . How do these copers not even have a single post in r/incels? What’s the best part about fucking a pregnant chick? Getting a hand job at the same time. What was a popular german first name in the 40s? #028- He's said that he's backing out, but I think this remains to be seen. However, I'm optimistic. Floyd Mayweather 10th win still sucks and yet a chance for McGregor to win one for the fans and take down Floyd would have look nice.. DAME the irony of it all. a young muslim girl enters a police station * boom * I just found out that black people don't take naps. They take nappies. """Flip a fucking coin"" ""Heads yes, tails no"" 2/3 heads" why are hurricanes named after women? When they come they are wild and wet but when they leave it takes your house and car Michael Jackson got food poisoning... He put a nine year old wiener in his mouth. "Society would be better if all men suddenly disappeared"—Reddit CMV Oh fuck the Regalia is about to run out of gas, Ignis is going to be so disappointed, I can't handle this pressure Cried leaving work today knowing I've said goodbye to some of the greatest ppl that have had the best impact on me @ target there 's a movie called beauty and the beast . imagine if roles were reversed and it was handsome and the feminist . dont know i dont visit it yes grammer is really horrible i hope i will be able to speak english in few years What’s long and black? The line at KFC Roseann is currently out of shell and I'm an stressing out over it. 😰 I'm praying to god she just came out for no reason and will be fine.🙏🏻 More proof that women cannot be incel (and r/FA being retarded again) Anyone here ever just look at amateur porn in their age range and think, "this is what I could enjoy if I was normal"? 9/11 jokes aren’t interesting They have a tendency to crash and burn You say you hate me but you stalk my page you fucking hypocrite . Hoes put on a front for twitter we know you miserable 😭 hoe 😩💕 I Hope all those NORMIES Remember the Protest Signs they were holding For 2 YEARS.....WHITE MALE.....KILL WHITEY.....WE DO ! How do you get kids off your lawn? You fuck one. Stockport/Manchester this looks v bad - but wanted to avoid the “Were you tweeting about vaginas again? @BobbyRosee Let the hoes tell it man.. i really hate tf out of camo, that shit is so ugly We're missing out on a big part of life Don't let the Normies fool you. Aged 1-4 months most babies become more aware of routine and some babies need to get used to differences gradually #earlyyears #tip What do you call a feminist that has been shot in the head? A good start. So many bitches think they're so much hotter than they are im important, my opinions are powerful, i can affect change and im thats exactly what im going to do I'm 5 foot 3 inches Those are two separate numbers ;'( why ca n't black people swim ? they 're used to the rafts . I love dead baby jokes. They never get old. Here's to making bad decisions and not giving a fuck about it. 🍻 Swimming pools nasty af. Every1 lowkey spits and blows their nose in there. And that shit aint got anywhere to go and we swim in that 🤢🤢😷 literally those lyrics are the worst to associate with someone super creepy uughhhh i love all men are pigs tho Clay pisses me off why does he take 500 years to listen to these fucking tapes how can he not listen to it all at once I hate him I think they are going to have to do a better job of trying to show where the ' bias ' is in these SAT 's . I got to see a corgi this weekend thanks to @_Trevin_Adams . I was even shouting her name. I knew this Corgi. The British Kaiju tfw nobody wants to meet up with you for sex Nevermind a relationship, I just want to have a NSA casual encounter. I like my sex like I like my cartoons. I know it's sexual, but the kids don't. RT @HG_Shit: On my mama yous a hoe! Omm yous a bitch! Omm if you get in a jam, I bet you snitch! Omm 😂 He seems so gay: he's quiet, he likes poetry and he has a lisp. But you can never tell him I said this, because I don't want to make him feel like there's something wrong with him. What do you call an emo on a wheel chair? An edgy veggie Why are we learning about this? It's not even important. Does anyone have a digital camera that could post some pictures of typical public places in any part of scandinavia so that I and others may see the racial makeup of present day scandinavia ??? That's why we have @join_oapi. Because going on the internet without fearing for your life should be a basic human right. The black gene always comes out to be the dominant gene . Like no, as soon as I hear that attitude and disrespect, Just know I'm getting closer to losing my job 🤗 i guess isis really loves their tobacco a guy smoked over fags in under an hour You're just another nigguh. If you were a woman for a day, what would you do differently? an unwanted baby joins the army he is told to abort mission If you're anxious and you know it... Clasp your hands. Not sure if the problem is the controller or the driver or the game.., If a fraternity offered you a bid would you take it? @just_priss I understand but stop venting on this bitch you give to much insight in to your life & these people don't deserve that Why was six scared of seven? Seven was black. welcome. here we promote white unity. british occupation of n.ireland is another issue. we cannot succeed if we promote hate against other whites. that is a fundamental tenet of white nationalism. just something to think about . "when someone tells me ""jerr, you look like you're losing weight"" that shit makes me feel soooo good." Hate it when people say stop the world I'm getting off. No, you'll get yourself buckled in, shut the fuck up and get on with it! 💃🏽 RT @daniellle_x3: I swear to god some guys are bigger bitches than girls i heard about what happened last night . the actual concert was ok but afterwards it just bombed . I'm constantly fluctuating between my inferiority and superiority complex A lot of times I genuinely believe they all suck more than I do. I wish I had a cope This crushing empty feeling in my chest is getting worse and worse with each passing day I have no hope X-post from r/Jokes : "Mommy, I want to be a feminist when I grow up." immigrants do the jobs no one wants to do . like marrying donald trump . and being a suicide bomber . People call India a shithole but you can't deny. Unlike America, they organize protests all over India after a rape To free the rapists. I'm not one for New Year's Resolutions, but I will make a New Year #Prediction: #POTUS #Trump will resolve the #NorthKorea nuclear problem. you don tplay with love... you dont go around saying it to someone and have it mean nothing. you say it because you see a future with them. a fire was reported in a three family house mid - morning wednesday last week there were many fatalities . on the first floor lived a black family - fatalities . on the second floor lived a mexican family - fatalities . on the third floor lived a white family of - no fatalities . a reporter at the scene made headlines with this story . immediately the fire chief and his department were attacked by naacp , jesse jackson and other black rights groups , as well as , the mexican consulate as being racist in their handling of the fire and loss of life issues . there was some unsettling discomfort when questioned further the fire chief explained why the family on the third floor survived the fire and the others did not . his only response was , " they were at work ! " WHY CANT THESE PEOPLE STICK TO ONE FUCKING PLAN AND WHY DONT PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF TIME Whats the difference between a baby and a bag of heroin? Eric Clapton won’t let a bag of heroin fall out of the window. Boneless wings are chicken nuggets and ur a pussy if u eat them If I ever fucked wit you and you say,you don't need me but you still eating off my plate😕 you just played yourself #Facts Why should we stop giving black people golds? Because slaves shouldn't be paid. Looks like old man Winter is here to stay I’m loving it Winter has always been my favorite season “Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.” ― Ronald Reagan My daughter just got her first boyfriend I hope he likes used pussy What do you call two black guys under a red blanket? A kitkat Anyone else notice how 90% of normie advice is vague and unhelpful? Yeah, it's still baseball season, man! @Brennanking22 Call me sexist but I can't stand women on SportsCenter talking about football. Wait, is it illegal to keep Blacks as slaves? I'm asking for a friend She's also yelling out "Mummy, he's hurting me" Since we are public again, let me remind all the normalshits about something important Nvm we still private bois The comment I made was about the fact that Everton 's nickname is the Black Watch . If the 3 stooges were black what would their names be? Niggers It's shitty that so many things are blamed on fathers not sticking around yet every government program and law is stacked highly against the father. What's the difference between an american elevator and an etiopian elevator? An american elevator can carry 1500 kg and 10 people.An etiopian elevator can carry 1500 people 10kg. RT @TyrinFlyGuy: Niggas fufu & bitches is too Best birthday gift ever! #PTXBohemianRhapsody #PTXVOL4 could be down to 2nd best if PTX wished me a happy birthday today! Love ya'll! Me. i hate when girls refer to me as so n so's girl or so n so's friend. u know my instagram name/ twitter name/ snapchat name. girl u know me 🙄 He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx #quote #quoteoftheday "Me: ""I've been trained thousands of times."" Girl: ""ew so are you gay then?"" Me: ""no I'm from Granite City."" Girl: ""OH ok.""" Who believes the Dems won Alabama race without cheating? I got a girlfriend Just kidding I'm a disgusting incel who deserves to die The U12 B team suffered defeat against @drumanessclg this evening in Assumption. Despite the scoreline they acquitted themselves well! Jay Z took all his albums off of @AppleMusic? This is terrible news. What do I do if I have 99 problems but a bitch ain't one? Get Tidal? 😒 #Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Moskow, SSR for now (12h58m02s UT): 11°30'06.0'' #Virgo (AC) / 04°09'15.8'' #Gemini (MC) jackfwarner Is this happening on specific tracks on your computer? Can you also check if the Crossfade songs setting is enabled? /LO Can someone suggest any reliable online sources for information on the anthropological classifications of the different populations in the Scandinavian / Baltic countries ? what do the flintstones and christina grimmie have in common ? bamm - bamm . RT @Safari_Baby: She must of made a ugly bitch mad af. Tried to fuck her face up. Couldnt be me💀🤦🏾‍♀️ https://t.co/B08Pyz8gvm did you know that oprah and stevie wonder had the same nickname in school ? nigger Most people enjoy starting families... I enjoy ending families """Shaply"" - @King_Rockhammer 2017. When you combine 'Shane' and 'reply' because you're fucking retarded like me." I give the majority of my available shits about... Your assuming all Skinheads tattoo themselves and kill people for fun . What’s the difference between Nikolai Tesla and my son? Tesla died a virgin. Who had more brains than JFK? The back seat. Defense attorney:: "Is it possible that there was a misunderstanding because the defendant doesn't speak English?" Me, the primary witness:: "Screaming 'no' and fighting to get out of a person's grip are universal." Defense attorney:: "You told the police that you had three drinks that night. Is it possible that you were confused?" Me:: "No." I was a 23 year-old, testifying about what my rapist did. This defense attorney's doubts are the doubts that women fear when they report rape. What's the difference between 100,000 and 1,000,000? A moustache. Why does iranian made tofu suck? Because they keep removing the curds This guy on r/suicidewatch could perhaps use some support. Typical female "foreveralone" This is absolutely insulting to incels like myself Why do black people have noses? So they have something to pick in the winter Edit: i oofed on spelling """i wanna know what he looks like."" ""like a fucking puto that's what.@" have you visited @GrimmsFoods website? Check out all the great recipes and products! Expect to find a treat in our race kits #Grimming :) 5th anni footage looks really good but why did they have to bundle it with 6th and charge 200 freaking dollar for it? Drawchester FC! Unbeaten united, fucking cunts #mufc 9/10 Doctors say this toothpaste works best. 1/10 Doctors are dead. A man and a boy walk into the woods.. The boy says "mister, it's getting dark and I'm getting a little scared." The man replies "how do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone." Do what you can to help keep Stormfront alive and growing . I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 288 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2 You don't look Jewish. I posted a long and insightful ( or at least so I thought ) post here a couple of days ago . Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, cause there is no delivery """Our Dishonest President"" This will be what #Trump is remembered for, this and destroying our planet both for greed. #Trumprussia" Medical costs due to obesity is $147 billion annually - that's more than smoking and alcohol-related diseases combined. did you hear about a mexican with a mental illness ? he has borderline personality disorder . Crazy things feminists have said to me (1) A hit with 5-year-olds @adnan_bahatti55 Don't treat women like an object. It doesn't like it... #JK #NotSexist #SorryNotSorry LOL select all: ur thing to do pisces woman in 2016 FULL AUDIO Song - Parasmani need a lil baat pakki ;) my venmo thr body Why are so many joking about unvaxxed kids? Because like the kids, they never get old You a nigga fucked ip if he wake up with his socks on and one earring in😭 I will be a vegan and drink almond milk everyday... ... but first show me the tits on that almond from where you are squeezing out that shit!! Hate boring people me, you get one life fucking life it👍🏻 For some strange reason the phrase Banana Republic comes to mind? Legitimately Was just almost jumped in the middle of the woods but I skurt skurted my arse out of there right quick bc NOT TODAY SATAN Where do people with ADHD go? Concentration Camps. what 's the difference between gay underwear and straight underwear ? gay underwear has skd marks in the front The liberals are now saying Trump is obese But they want Oprah in 2020 Smh Holy Balls....LIBERALS ARE THE BIGGEST F'ing idiots ever!!! #tucker #tuckercarlson Russia Russia Russia how are african kids like sluts ? they never feel full @kirstenstauffe1 @COLRICHARDKEMP That's Trump the businessman, using stock that's at it's Use by date.... I am sorry to hear that about losing your job well after reading all of these i went out walking cuz i was pumped to kick some ass .. heh ... It's only creepy if YOU say it, not chad. Why are hoboes bad at baseball? They can’t find home. Dont even wanna go to work cause of annoying ass april fools jokes they are gonna pull Work has been slow this week and I've finished a majority of the backend tasks that I let pile up the last few months. More art time for me! So how many people are you raping today Depends on how many kids showed up to pre-k roastie coworker asked me about parties at my university I will not post too many details but shes looking for chad and she will not even enroll until next year These smarks need to SHUT THE FUCK UP and let Roman Reigns talk. Stop being so disrespectful to the man. He is only doing his job #RAW Knock Knock Knock Knock Who's there? The Armenian Genocide. The Armenian Genocide who? I don't know, I've never heard of it. @BostonJerry @Elle__Chapo they think we don't have awesome jobs, or friends, or anything, since we hang out #onhere. Silly babies. 1st Jan 1660 Samuel Pepys (pronounced peeps) began his diary which he kept for 9 years using an early form of shorthand. The rich who talk of class warfare are the very ones who engineer it and try and convince the poor to attack the middle working class . Jayda Fransen arrested in London, taken to Northern Ireland over speech given in August. A lot of women in tech have had to commit themselves so utterly to their work in order to be taken seriously. He's denying their identity. if yo bestfriend dont call/act like ur girlfriend when she see a ugly nigga trynna yike w u at a party they aint your bestfriend, period. Oh @edsheeran @947 this song playing right now does things to me, my soul is moved #coketop40countdown with @AppleMusic When you see some low IQ groid on the street and look upon him in disgust just remember this: in democracy he has as much say in the future of the nation as you do. We broke up But she said we could still be cousins Pt2 Some outstanding netball and results due to the hard work & dedication by each player. Roll on next season! #aimhigh #PROUD #BBGNetball A soldier walks up to a Jewish girl and asks her “How old are you turning?” The girl replied “8 soon to be 9” And the man says “quite optimistic” Guess which brother is Slayer and which one is Incel .@BigBadCharn Please identify the straw man, Dunce. My sarcastic mocking hypothetical or those real examples? my next suggested follow list @Charmeleon @Charmander @frogsofwar @Maatstream @ManweSulimo828 @MeMyself @sufast @Sikafred @LightManX @felis_concolor @Viidar @CuckShamer @LightManX @lostpassword @PaintedLady @blazinherb @ColoradoMikeH @dleetr @Diomedes #whotofollow good folk all! What's the similarity between my weed and the girls I fuck? I grow my own. The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. - Terri Garey If this post gets 50 upvotes in 30 minutes I'll go out and get a girlfriend LOL "girls" @Dehner07 In usually not sexist, but girls are refs in the NBA ? Wow. This speech should go down in history books and be read to children in schools for ages to come. has been pretty rough . but at least it 's safe to use public toilets again . What do you call a mobile shooting range? A school bus, and after the ambulance going to the hospital. What's the difference between me and puberty? Puberty only hit my kids once in their life Since #LawAndOrderSVU, 81% of NYS tweets have been RTs. This is normal. However, previously, only 27.4 tweets/30m (inc RT). Now 76.12/30m. @WailingMartins '' yes baby girl '' [Hope smirks as she sticks it in her further getting Lydia pregnant as Hope pooped] Well kids, it appears Fusion GPS just might be the CIA according to the money trail .... ISIS announced that they would be hiring feminists for suicide bombing. Apparently, it's very easy to trigger them. You're so much less man-hating than I expected a [women's college] lesbian to be! A good female psychologist should let an incel fuck her While discussing his psychological problems of course. You'll be fine! Just talk like a white person. If I woke up as a woman tomorrow, I would never be lonely again Unlike women, who don't seem to value their options as they've been spoiled they're entire life, I'd value my easily acquired lovers and friends a lot, especially as someone who used to be an unlovable male incel. Welfare is seen as a status symbol in many 3rd world cultures because you are living for free while others work for you like you are royalty or some shit. If you unironically watch female twitch streamers you deserve the rope What's the difference between a bench, and an indigenous person? A bench can support a family Hot Dogs or Grilled Chicken with Brown Rice and Broccoli What do you call people from Niger? ...I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you. When in extremely advantageous positions, in situations he described as ideal, without provocation or known purpose, he often acted in such a way as to lose all that he said he found desirable and to make failure inevitable and spectacular. What's 8 inches long and a good way to make your child shut up? A Colt 1911 It took me way too long to find out that confessing in front of a pastor has nothing to do with touching his penis. He recently told me that it is all about his anus. I swear to god I never should have fucked with her... ooouuu toodaloo guys luke wont write my history essay 😕 i offered him my eternal friendship & a cookie & i thought it was a good deal ://// Why can't a black person get their Ph.D? They can't get past their masters In the slot thingy and fucking walked off and I GO and call out for them and give them their money, why why why why why why why Lose my blood echoes every fucking five minutes can't be assed with that what do you call several black man in the sauna ? gorillas in the mist Me:: (almost in tears) I've been catcalled, whistled at, and harassed 4 or 5 times today! Boyfriend:: Well in Hispanic culture it's more acceptable to whistle at women. Me:: What does that have to do with anything? Boyfriend:: Well they might not have thought they were being rude. Me:: None of them were Hispanic. Made me feel like the fact that I was feeling hurt and threatened was unimportant. Why did the Peake baseball boys grill a fucking snake today and eat it 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Talking about prom... Cam: have you ordered a croissant?🥐 She's an idiot😅😭 @camwowzaa Woman admits the truth of why women do not admit their attraction to masculine, dominant alpha males (and why they say shit like "looks don't matter") There's no reason to stay alive I think we should all commit suicide together What's the difference between Roy Moore and a church shooter? Roy Moore tries to bag the pastor's daughter, the shooter tries to put her in a bag. If you actually follow all the laws and insurance regulations that govern most activities, you can't afford to do anything. What do black people use for eye-liner? pepper spray No need to use imagination and big effort 2 produce & compose tracks, only need to play a fucking game & people are interested enough to pay If a woman's guilty pleasure is to indulge in being a slut despite it being taboo, what is the equivalent for men? Why was the black guy not let in at the pearly gates? He was supposed to use the back door. New: everyone can now create group chats of up to 50 people. Notice how not one of these Hungarians gave one good source validating their preposterous claims , they just came here to complain and start name calling , just as stupid liberals do . What do you not feel when you see a black man running? Your wallet. What's grey and looks great on firemen? The World Trade Center. It's blurry because they were spinning in circles. Hoes gon always be hoes or have they hoe ways at least. why is my mom so fucking bipolar swear she's testing me today I hate when parents give their kids ghetto names. Shaniqua, Laquisha... how could you do that to your kid? Just ate 12 nuggets and a potato loaded in cheese and I'm still fucking hungry As a wise man once said.. “And once again, Russia is the place where German ambitions go to die.” I just had braces The feels when I am so black, even my teeth is behind bars. Question: Can misandry be classified as sexual harassment and be subject to the same grounds for a lawsuit as misogyny? Purpose of this group is to share the types of abuse seen, talk about how to deal with it, and diff policy changes/tools that are needed. RT @cemctery: RT if you have been called Ugly Worthless Cunt Bitch Slut someone who supports bob bryar Brat Whore Emo Freak Nerd Monster w… @KendallJenner @pepsi She's a bird brain only idiots listen or pay attention to anything she does, this air head ha… https://t.co/2TwfTzaty4 are *not* the brightest people in the world,by any stretch of the imagination,creating fake accounts w/ the name,Herbert, in them how many jews died during the hocaust not enough Whats the difference between a catholic priest and a zit? A priest doesn't wait till 12 to cum on your face What’s the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I pull out of my driveway. Once a Panther always a Panther..condolences to the Lowery Family..Your story will never be forgotten... RIP Courtney Lowery Jr. """Trump's Heart Came First""!? Seriously!? Fuck off you snivelling sycophant war fetishists @nytpolitics #SyriaStrikes" There is nothing I would love to see more than the arrest , trial and execution of these murderous and genocidal Zionists ! What’s the difference between jam and jelly? I can’t jelly my cock down a girls throat. Women have done nothing to prove that they deserve rights, nor that they should be treated as anything other than children, objects, or animals Women's rights was the biggest mistake committed by man Why is there air con in hospitals To keep the vegetables nice and cool Why is milk so good? Because it's white Some pretty concerning details coming out about Hawkings final moments I heard they tried to revive him with over 40 minutes of ctrl + alt + delete but the IT ticket just made it in too late to matter. What's a blacks favorite candy? Cotton candy The best part is I'm lewd, SERIOUS, and DETAILED. So if I'm not fucking, I'll kick your characters with a story! RT if you can relate! Kristen Baldovin will investigate in Greece how history/culture influenced mythology to engage stdnts in lit & writing #FFTFellow WE had lots of good times and parties too , but we also had a gourmet chef , tutors , massage thereapist , and a library of extra liturature from teaches such as copies of the upcoming tests , etc .. words can not describe how beautiful you are . but numbers can , / Why people call my face "only a mother could love"? My mother don't love me. Guess everyone against DJT is blaming Tillerson for the Chemical outrage in Syria! Russia is critical figured they had a hand in it! Hmmmm...no whites rioting in the streets of Alabama....niggers drinking Colt 45's in celebration today! when i first started hearing about these . . ' muslim grooming gangs ' it got my hopes up . i thought they 'd finally figured out how to use deodorant . _ credit : r / sickipedia We all know people who fuck dead people are called necrophiles, but what about people who fuck people who deserve to be dead? Negrophiles the hardest part about being a pedophile . is just trying to fit in I like my women how I like my bread Sliced up and in a bag I used to get made fun of for my hair and now everyone loves my hair and I get endless compliments. LOL Low key the funniest part of the surprise Rick and Morty S3 premiere is seeing all the Samurai Jack fans who do. not. care. and were PISSED 41,100+ Subscribers And probably less than 100 are actually incel. #Virginia is full of white trash. Bobby bitch? Dickhead “@OprahSideNigga: TOP 3 BOBBY SHMURDA SONGS: 1. HOT NIGGA 2. 3.” have you heard of blonde paint ? it 's not very bright but it spreads easily . I know righttt RT @dta_87: I hate fat loud bitches Do you agree or disagree with Trumps decision to support Jerusalem as Israels Capital and move US Embassy there? My grandfather stopped smoking twenty years ago today. I'll never forget that house fire. Why have I been getting the stupidest fucking Lyft drivers today.. fucking Christmas!! What does the muslim child say after being caught stealing for the second time? Look mom, no hands. If men spoke like women they'd be considered clinically insane I think, if you take into account the Crusades, Christians are still on top. If your angry punch a black kid What they gonna do tell their fathers? what 's the difference between hilary with pms and a pit bull ? lipstick Pretty sure reverse moves the bus, not the land. @LiamMacL45 I'm not sexist but this female bus driver can't reverse property. I’m fed up with bestiality. I need a new kink. At this point I’m just beating a dead horse. How do you get four homosexuals onto a bar stool? Turn the stool upside down. Steve Dellar, writer for the Goldwater, news for the working man. Is it possible that female sexual pleasure is like a constant male orgasm that gets stronger and stronger until an orgasm that completely eclipses anything men ever feel? Have you ever seen a fat guy with a cute girlfriend And if so what were your thoughts Also found out today that my BMI means I'm obese and now I want to kill myself even more than usual Also do obese women date decent looking men more often than obese men dating decent looking women Fellaini go stick your head in a fucking meat grinder I want Alex to play tomorrow just to see @Steve_Dangle yelling because you just cant ignore the fact that two Nylanders are better than one Rookie @BeMore27 scores a career high 30 to lead Den past NO 122-106. The W keeps their playoff hopes alive. 1 gm back of Portland for 8th can we just leave. the neighbours are fucking lunatics Absolute Vodka as a company is anti White as they 're a sponsor for RuPaul 's Drag race and a huge advocate for the LGBT community as well as is the first company to ever sponsor a gay party back in the 70 's : Behind the Scenes of Absolut Vodka Cocktail Perfected - YouTube Well, I think we 've reached the point where this discussion is going round and round , so we can end it right here . My prayers go out for the grieving families of those who perished ... What a terrible tragedy ... God have mercy on the souls of those who have left this earth . This is why I fucking hate April 1st. People pull stupid shit. And for what? What's gained by this besides irritation? I hope my partner & I are the best fucking parents in the world no matter what because nothing should be more important than your kids. I asked a Chinese girl for her number... She said "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I will find some way to get hold of this speech and make it public . what do you call a " muslim feminist " ? schizophrenic or swedish . Legal experts- 'Innocent Asaram Bapu Ji is in jail due to POCSO Misuse. Case is BOGUS' #RemoveUnfairPOCSOlaw What is a German Shepherd's favorite toy? A Jew toy An honest question If you woke up one day & you were suddenly a reasonably attractive woman, what would you do with your life? What's White and has no rhythm? Kurt Cobain Thinking of refusing to take solo meetings with my boss to protect my marriage, and also her marriage, and also so she can't criticize me. 6 senior ISIS leaders including top Al Baghdadi aide killed in Kirkuk airstrike - Iraqi Security Fine chicks lap dances always trash bring your love baby i could bring my shame. bring the drugs baby i could bring my pain. i got my heart right here i got my scars right here I feel so bad for my girlfriend because my twitter account it logged in on her phone and my notifs are POPPIN right now What do call a documentary about blасk people ruling the world Planet of the apes YES!!!!! FUCKING GET IN ONE FOR ARTHUR YOU BEAUTY!! (Probably never win the national again) What's pink and 9 inches? What's pink, 9 inches and your girlfriend screams when I put it in her mouth? A miscarriage. For all of liberals ' ranting about tribalism , they behave in a very tribal manner themselves . I bet if we organize to take down liberal/communists statues this whole thing would stop instantly. Tell your friend he wins ; I 've now decided to make a video documentary about the Jewish Ritual Murder of Andrei Youshchinsky . Ed Milliband. Ex pm. Playing the twat for laughs on TV. Democracy is a shiny mobile above your baby cot. What you gonna do if she cheat ? Cry ? Fight for her ? No kick that bitch out and go straight to tootsies Why wasn't Jesus Ethiopian? God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin there Why do tattoo artists refuse to tattoo black people? They don't want to be cited for vandalism. ITT we pretend to be normies on AskReddit: Hey, Women of AskReddit, what can a man do get your attention? Two piles of shit aruging on who smells the worst. #describepoliticsbadly What's the difference between a nigger and a bench? A bench can support a family. What is the difference between a Priest and a zit? The zit waits until your 14 before it cums on your face. RT @jessietorr: yeah "basic bitches" are a thing but how many straight white men do you know who are all the same and SO boring?? Ew @Matty__Clark Been going to social clubs since i was 12 and to see women in the main bar is mad like just not right. #notsexist These hoes getting smart gotta watch them looking for a video man in park with a camera vs a woman in park with a camera the cops are called on the man its one of those social experiment videos i cant find it on youtube Letting go of someone you love is hard, but holding on to someone who doesn't even feel the same is much harder. I guess it's one type of strength to make it this far, another to recognize the problem & speak out, not playing boys club games. she must not realize that blocking people is sorrrrrta what i'm famous for. I literally read comments from normies in a retard's voice Poverty is not being without money, But being without hope. #KuraYanguSautiYangu is our hope. #VijanaNiSasa #YouthsDeserveBetter We all have things other people shouldn't know about. You can make a choice that you're responsible for when you're drunk, except when it involves your genitals, and this isn't a double standard used to criminalize only men because....SHUT UP! As bad as things are here , at least we can carry guns around . Woman takes advantage of her husband, performs deviant act on him despite him saying he was against it beforehand (practically rape) A little problem If you have 1,942 joules of energy and a reaction requires 1,945 joules of energy: How many joules are lost? 1,942 - 1,945 = ? -6,000,000 jews One thing that is missing from the official story is how do we blame Russia for meddling with the security systems like the CCTVs, fire alarms, burglary systems, locks, and so forth? I honestly don't know what I would do without my friends. I've been blessed with the (most scattered//different) group of solid people 💙 I swear to god this alphabet letter got me fucked since day 1 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 #coño I'm just sitting back and laughing at the normies this evening LOL I own a bear. Really? Yup. I like to feed it fast food. McDonalds? Wendy's? Burger King? Black athletes. Anyone here have experiences with escorts they'de like to share? Tamil nadu pasumai Revolution why there Mr.PM & indian goverment.............. who are god ...... @realDonaldTrump @nytimes @nypost Donald Trump you are literally delusional and alex jones is an idiot This conversation (almost weekly):: "So where are you from?" "I was born in South Africa but I'm an Australian citizen now." "Oh, are you sure? You look Tamil or something." YES, I am actually sure of where I'm from and where I am now. Makes me feel like I don't belong. I hope my kids don't have to go through the same thing, being born here. Now that my brother gave away his dog I can't fucking stand his presence again I love the way #Devanshi shared everything with her Dost Uncle..I adore their Special bond😍 @OfficialHelly7 @ColorsTV @sonalijaffar OMG pothead stepdad with MS is a sweetheart but I might kill him if he stumbles one more time through this living room where I'm sleeping. Meuller's got to go, along with his Leftist minions i was going to make a joke about dementia . . hat was it again ? RT @briangaar: Old white people complaining about government tyranny is like the Yankees being upset that players make too much money Found this old story detailing exactly why Child Support might be well-intended in theory, but sickeningly evil in practice. The politicians need to keep feeding them to keep up the numbers which will eventually come here and vote for them . Ryan Dunn died the way he lived. With car parts up his ass. What's the difference between a Mexican and a printer? One has its papers "i was in english class and behind me i hear two people talking ""you're so gay!"" ""so are you!"" ""i know that! thank you!"" how iconic" I love when my mom goes to the grocery store until she gets home and I have to carry it all in. Then it sucks monkey nuts Why do niggers keep asking for human rights? I haven’t seen any other animal breed ask for human rights Feeling old school - hand writing notes while the paparazzi constantly snap photos around me #aacr17 surreal Hitler should never be your role model. Why? Because he couldn’t finish a job. Mother trying to force 14 year old son to have medically unnecessary circumcision against his will >tfw 19yo and balding it's over, dad has a thick hair but im fucked because my mothers side I hate when people use my stuff without asking but what will piss me off is using my makeup without asking! part of the @JustinTrudeau circus you might have missed during his shit show was him buying advert space on the zig zag rolling paper Misogyny - the only thing women truly earned for themselves The rest was given to them by men in false hope of better access to wet willing cunts. Two gays having sex during a house fire There are two gays having sex during a house fire, which one gets out first? The one on the bottom, he had his shit packed. What does SpongeBob getting cancelled and the Halocaust have in common? Neither of them ever happened "Besides, Jared caught lying, Nunes ""stepping down"" any other major #TrumpRussia stories missing in today's news? #TrumpRussiaCoverUp #Resist" Our teacher told us to write about school magazines Apparently, AR-15s weren't the answer How does a Muslim tell time Looking at the countdown timer ELI5: Why are news articles about women carrying out acts of crime and/or violence a "men's rights" issue on this sub? calling on intelligent incel posters, normies fuck off in general, why do females want beta males to believe the reason they don't attract girls is unrelated to their looks? What's the difference between Football players and Jews? Football players get home from their camps. Now there is 30 seconds I will never get back . "When the ""so called leader"" has dual standards for the team, it's telling more on the how low the leader is!" .@amdroneda @LiamJordanDyer @elfearthling some fucking gems in this Wow you look so Mexican in this picture! You look so much better now! IT'S BEEN 2 FUCKING HOURS KAYLEE DO SOMETHING WITH YOURSELF!!!! Next time someone starts talking about drunk driving causing road deaths just start screaming NOT ALL DRIVERS #notalleverything I was for #NetNeutrality until the social media companies started censoring inconvenient truth making the argument of a marketplace of ideas a palace of lies. What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet. If killing someone else is called homicide, killing your parent is called parricide, and killing a child is infanticide, what is it called when you kill yourself? Community Service. i want to buy dark souls 3 but i'm so scared that i'll break my ps4 controller like i did with bloodborne smsms UNC huge win 2night over Oregon 77-76, amazingly got the win w/Hicks&Berry going a combine 3of26 FGs. Rebounding key, National title Monday I have stage four cancer Is there a stage fi Spotify is fucking with me https://t.co/lkYGXODb5P What's so good about Prom? All I see is another faggot ass High School dance. London is not the place to move to as a white nationalist . I Got a Prostate Exam and Asked The Doctor Where to Put My Pants. He said, “Oh over there, right next to mine” Why don't orphans play baseball ? They don't know where home is. out for her. debbie is just a stupid cunt and i hate her. she has had no true development and it stresses me out. Reasons Why I am Ugly Terrible eye area Wideset eyes Acne Weak facial hair Puffy hair Lack of defined facial bone structure Under 6'0" Overly hairy body Would be nice to pin posts on #gab in future. a transneutral human is hitchhiking and an old trucker pulls over to give the hitcher a ride . after about minutes of silence , the gender fluid person asks " well , are n't you curious if i 'm a boy or a girl ? " and the old trucker says " not really , i 'm gunna fuck ya either way . " As a kid, I was afraid of alcoholics. Now i know, we don't hurt anyone I don't get why people say women should stay in the kitchen... If they stay in the kitchen, how will they clean the rest of the house? "@Irfan23Ibrahim If those people were trying to trigger me, my words will only be, ""done with Malaysians"" 😅" What do you call Indian people falling off a cliff? Chocolate drops Can this bitch sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up I love doing lat pulldowns with rope Especially when a nigger is on the other end. Im sure there are actresses crying to their therapists over low self esteem issues caused by the fact that Harvey Weinstein didn't try to fuck them guys fam yall my dudes i keep thirsting over lee soohyuk nam joohyuk and shin hoseok yall gotta stop me im an Ainnocent child, My grandma keeps telling me to eat my vegetables fresh. But it's kind of hard when they're all praising him for his theories. I'm just not the friend to agree with everything you do if I think your'e being a weird bitch I'll let you know period People think by signing a prenup it's only one sided to me it's not about the money...if you get a divorce without one you are fucked One great thing about these senators resignations is we will get some new blood in the senate and a fresh set of eyeballs with new views and concepts which could be a great thing for our nation #MAGA My wife still thinks of @JDMorgan as Papa Winchester. Watching him as Negan in @WalkingDead_AMC has her freaked! Thanks to the geniuses who can't throw their crap away and got our break taken. Really wanted a Mountain Dew but now that's not gonna happen Why is there no pharmacy on Native reservations? You can't drink alcohol on medication. Why the male suicide rate is about four times that of the female [x-post r/ELI5] my next suggested follow list @meanandjudgemental @vasilev @KenFromMichigan @PanRyszard @bc100 @Escoffier @Exposer @Sperg @blazinherb @SilentGrace @BardParker @KekFashy @darkhorse @BlueEyedDevil @Chrishelms @Sikafred #whotofollow good folk all! About to start using my twitter more because fb is trash.. plus I'm finally gettin the studio together so back to the music #Life The elderly Jew won the lottery and gave a portion of the winnings to a neo-Nazi organization. When asked how he could do such a thing, he revealed his tattoo and said the Nazis gave him the winning numbers. I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and brand new. Hahahhahaha I swear to god I can never catch a fucking break 6foot but small package so close to getting Femoids except one big draw back Don't fuck with girls that wear beanies When your government allows ISIS fighters into your country, i think its fair that the citizens demand the right to be armed. #redneck tow truck. #johndeere #4455 #america https://t.co/iFInqwVRad Don’t forget to set your clocks back this weekend! I’m setting mine back to 1950 when white people weren’t the minority on my street. Cucks at r/drama sniping my post about making a whore cry "@SandiGardiner ""I'm like....you know.....adding functionality...."" Love ya TonyZ keep up the great work :)" I agree with everything you said mate , But the thing is with EU immigration we dont have any say in the matter because we have open borders . Still like to watch the old Big Match Revisited programmes from 30 years ago showing on ITV4 . If she makes a good sandwhich and she give a good blowy, wife dat hoe up. That way you can eat while she eatting No one truly thinks about subjective thinking issues but its like a baby wanting its bottle but all the parson says is everything other then feeding the baby to make people believe how the baby feels.. "RT @itsmeEli91: Is it the woman's fault? No. It's the fucked up nature of our society.Not even your ""hanash"" about women havig rights to we…" What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. #TuckerHighlights 10/17/17: -Tax relief for middle class: Trump educates the normies -Jabba the Weinstein's brother also sexual predator -FBI uncovers massive Russian/Clinton bribery scheme -MSM & Leftards' Russian hacking story falls apart -Drugs killed more people in 2016 than entire Vietnam war Citizen should have the powers to sue Govt officers for negligence/bad intent, then only this kind of power in Govt officers can work what do niggers and tornadoes have in common ? it only takes one to ruin a neighborhood . And a hoe gon be a hoe regardless Remember - It's better to have loved and lost, than ended up married. Welsh football fans on twitter are fucking gimps. Neil Taylor's tackle was attempted murder, he should defo face disciplinary proceedings I'm staring at that bowl cursing myself for leaving engineering and going into NPO which does not allow me to purchase ridiculous things. Lots of beta males out here thinking they're actually alpha males LOL😂 what 's your favorite joke ? here comes mine : goes a four years old jewish girl to an ss - guard in auschwitz and tells him proudly : " i 'm turning five tomorrow " laughing replies the ss - gua " i bet you wo n't . " Some in-depth explanation on the purpose of foreskin during sex, and what is lost when it's removed [nsfw] [x-post from /r/videos] why do americans love niggers ? because they get killed more . what do you call a year old white girl who 's a virgin ? an only child . Women and tissues are similar I take them home, cum in them, than throw them away. Trump keeps talking about the dems losing the election like it happened last week... you won, nice, now do your job pls My Gym teacher told a Lebanese kid that was screwing around during class to go back to his own poor ass country if he wants to screw around . [AMA's] NOTICE: Last Day to suggest and Vote on AMA Participants WWE PG 13 Product We Also Want To See Is Let The Boys In The Back Be Boys And Let Their Creativity Loose dark joke whats the difference between a gay guy and a straight guy they like the feeling of getting bummed out What the difference between Avicii and my phone battery I give two fucks when my battery dies. WWE&McMahons 4us fans were glad talent beginnin 2come up but u need 2listen also 2us TheFans($MONEY$MACHINE$)! Ur 2predictable change needed April 1st, a day of lies. April 2nd, hmm... I'm looking forward to today, and it's not just because of #Wrestlemania. 😎😎 RT @PriestAllah: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna hate Tim Tebow so bad but he's the nicest fucking dude in the world. How did Stephen hawking die He starved to death as he ran out of shoulder to chew on In every instance, the people with the power to enact malevolent plans to fuck us all over would like you to blame the already-maligned. James Brown! The Black Ceasar Soundtrack! Those that know, don't tell and those that tell, don't know. SHHH On moms this nigga fucked up bringing my family into this Jeff Sessions Floats Idea of Administering Lie Detector Tests to All 100+ NSC Members, To Find Who Leaked the Transcripts of Trump's Calls with Foreign Leakers —Ace i joined this site just a few hours ago but ive been visiting for a while before hand .. very interesting topics things you just dont see in mainstream anymore .. actualy what the hell am i saying never ever seen in main stream EVER ... its a damn shame ... Why don't black people play hockey? Like they need another reason for white people to chase them around with sticks. Anyway. It's not that I think it's a legitimate argument, right. Because it's not. It's just a good tool to dismantle activists with. """Let us come before his presence with thanksgiving, and make a joyful noise unto him with psalms."" ~Psalms 95:2 #Bible" @unclebinu @eucopresident @EU_Commission @Europarl_EL It is my personal opinion and experience gained through all these years!! what 's the difference between a black man and a cowboy ? the position of the rope . Why are black people so good at basketball They get a lot of breakaways #feminists disagree, for a generation that grew up with the whisper song, get low, Buble butt & bitches aint shit... We've come along way I would really like to help you move your furniture tomorrow, but I’m going to be too busy sitting on mine. Man cannot get vasectomy without (estranged) wife's approval - Has to wait until after divorce None dare call it White genocide Forward this around to friends and family , spread the word : None dare call it White genocide I think you will probably run out of places to run and hide if you do n't attempt to make some sort of stand where you are . promised myself I wasn't going out this weekend, but now I've made plans to go to the fucking buttermarket y am I like dis Bless u @jimmykimmel - you're 2 good at your job of making us think u r all sarcasm & cutting humor. We also saw your great heart 2nite ❤😥🙏 why are camels also known as ' ships of the desert ' ? because they 're full of arab seamen . Either when the last White child is brutally murdered or when the last of our enemies perishes . Im not a racist That's a crime and crime is for black people If Legal Services Corporation funding is eliminated, who will represent vulnerable ppl like veterans, DV victims & the elderly in court? Anxiety because i havent eaten all fucking day its sad what can trigger my anxiety :( We're all self-destructive, we're all fucking stupid sometimes, we all make massively awkward, irreversible mistakes. Suicide isn't a topic to joke about. I'd rather kill my self than joke about such a sensitive subject. verified accounts have features that other accounts do not. not sure what kind of overhead increasing that # would have. A232 Croydon Road closed both ways btwn A21 Farnborough Common & Oakley Road - Earlier resurfacing has CLEARED. because they deserve at least a taste of it for helping the white liberals and Jews push it on us I do n't think we should allow it to destroy them though . T'gatoi really just split this guy Bram's stomach right open😷😷😷😷I really don't think I can do something like this in the future. "@Hillarys_Ego He is a homo and he fucked his son, see my YouTube video, ""Libtarded Celebrities"" please, a must watch #MAGA" :hide And if you 're around Knights of Columbus or their Roman Catholic brethern , keep a close hold on your young children , particularly the boys . Some people say Obama accomplished nothing during his presidency I’m not surprised, black people haven’t accomplished anything since 1865 Imagine having an amazing best friend like essi who wants nothing but the best from you and is excited for something you've been planning It's raining Elbows. #MachoManRandySavage #OhYeah #DigIt @VIPW_Pro @Islander250 #SupportIndyWrestling https://t.co/dkGT7e7CMO Why are black men good at basketball? The whole purpose is to run, shoot and steal. BRAIN ROSS NEEDS TO BE FIRED BY #ABC‼️#FireBrian son this fucking uber lady don't even know where tf she going dawg blowing We need to all move out west were the resources are and bring in whites from all other nations then separate we need to have a white homeland its the only way we could possibly save our race . They mutilate their own , and they do their best to see to it that those whom they see as their goyim slaves are also marked .... Jesus Christ, they have fucking Humpty Dumpty in this When they get ridiculed because of their injury on the radio by a negro talk-show host who sings little songs about how sharks only eat White people , sure . Receptionist:: You left out a part of the form. Me:: Yeah, I'd prefer to keep that blank, if that's okay. Do you need it for the computer system? Receptionist:: No, but everyone has a title, like 'Miss' or 'Mrs' Me:: ... I know, but there isn't one that I feel comfortable with, so I'd really rather not. Receptionist:: *mutters something, then proceeds to write 'miss' on my folder without asking me Doctor's office, last month. Made me feel belittled and ignored. how do you insert an infant into a blender? Feet first so you can masturbate to the squeals. I'm at that point in my weight cut where the waist of all of my pants are loose..... kinda cool, kinda annoying. 🙄 #mission132 Hard to believe that this only happened twenty or so years ago. Fat bitches Twitter names be " PrincessCookieNeckBackCrack " lmaoo 😂😂😂 @marctheshark17 I just said look at my pictures from my senior year and ask that question again 😂😂😂😂 I like my women like i like my coffee Without skin UPDATE: Three arrsted after German gay guy left in critical condition after being fag bashed in Belgrade http://t.co/5TNwQ2e7Q5 I got banned from r/feminisms/ for posting a link to a government study that questioned the male/female wage gap "If @duhitzmark sends me a DM saying "" I wanna date you "" Then "" happy April fools 💗 "" IM GONNA BE SO HAPPY OML🙏💗" When a woman says there are no good guys; what she means is there are no chads or celebs that want a LTR with her i'm still entertained that jason's idea is to either pay a fee or make your acct protected. i'd love to hear his thoughts on short skirts. why have n't any women landed on the moon ? it does n't need cleaning yet . These libtards are gonna be mad when they find out Mueller is just dropping an FEC violation we all already knew about. The fucks happening @PJansson5 ??? Get it fucking sorted. We needs you. This Halloween I am handing out blackpills If you want candy you're at the wrong **FUCKING HOUSE** You on here talking to yourself because you lonely? RT @Pipe_Tyson: so what y'all wanna hear me talk about now? Fuck i have no motivation to do anything today Im just a pathetic fucking loser Anyone got more jokes like these ? Do you ever fuck you're boss's daughter and then remember you're self employed? Ever having the best sex of your life And suddenly someone else enters the morgue? Frankly, I have more legal and tech resources than a hashtag. Plese go spew your hate group propaganda elsewhere. @PendragonTarot Why isn’t Luke Skywalker black? Because he actually found his father. Imagine how happy and totally proud Selena is feeling right now she was afraid to see people's reaction that's pretty normal Why is dark chocolate so bitter? It reflects the bitterness of the lives of dark skinned people. What do u call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash The worst hoe is a hoe who can't admit she was a hoe.! ❌ Free inplay pick LOST 👉 24' Mitchelton FC [0-1] Brisbane Knights ⚽ Over🔼 1.5 FIRST HALF goals 💰 S3»1.50 Remember when Utd fans were clamouring for Otamendi...just awful thank god we didn't go for him #Arsmci What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable The wheelchair Just u live in #NORTHINDIA not makes u ppl #elite NORTH is just a direction and location in ur note it u #garbagepoliticians Tall, Dark and Handsome Reminder that if you're not at least 190cm tall, #0x000000 skin colour and 8+ looks, it's over. @TheLadyGamer if you gotta shout u a bad bitch... u ain't a bad bitch 😌 Why isn't Princess Diana good at life advice? You can't really help people live if you couldn't get past your own obstacles. Fucking stoked for FX on Tuesday but not the marks/possible wounds we might get from the simulation rounds? What I wanted: to be racist online What I got: good friends (who are racist online) Thx 4 being my friends Basic a** trainer keeps kicking me off turf @ the gym claiming he's teaching a class, but I've been here since 5am and I see not a soul. Just bots bro If 22,439 normies and roasties were browsing this sub in every thread would be +1k comments and downvoted to oblivion Someone is trolling the sub to go private for the lulz My new girlfriend thinks I am a weirdo and a stalker. Well she is not my girlfriend just yet. So excited for the latest series of @RuPaulsDragRace. Love all the contestants​ so far. Minus Trinity. Really not feeling her 😷 frank just play your fucking song you trifling im sick what 's the best part of being a blind german ? to not see The leftist/homosexual war on the #Catholic church kicked into high gear with the infiltration of the priesthood by boy-raping fags... If success is not free, then pay with hard work, prayer and surrender to the gods who have given a very big favor. add a filter to toggle showing phone-verified accts in clients (requires devpolicy update, natch). real tired of queer cis men trying to insert themselves in [cis, trans*, queer] women's spaces 🙄 The Jewish race is without any doubt the greatest threat to the survival of the White race . About to be thoroughly entertained by stories of these retarded fat prom houses #letthegamesbegin .@marvel blame ur shitty writers for bad sales not diversity or women u uglies People tell me that I'm not very forgiving. But I feel like I am very forgiving I just don't forget. Why does a little girl fall off the swing ? Cause she has no arms (reposted from Ricky Gervais) Hey /baph I've said MANY times that I hate chocolate and bread. Plz do better. I like skittles tho. S Ct seat stolen last yr 'cause my party's weak, and who knows which country the US Pres actually supports. I will have a drink tonight. ALWAYS SPEAK OUT WHEN IN A CLASS WITH A BRAINWASHING TEACHER BECAUSE ONCE YOU SPEAK OTHERS WHO MAY FEEL THE SAME WAY MAY REALIZE THEY ARE NOT ALONE but if you say nothing then everybody will without question go along with the anti white brainwashing . some people consider what happened in charlottesville to be a terrorist act . i consider it natural selection . Yes, I know about @leighalexander's account. It's being looked into. I truly believe good looking people can't get sad to be honest imo I'm a student at U of A ; God only knows how I got in and why i go to school . I thank that the only one that can tall you what to do is your self and no one els if you see this guy and like his pic. make sure he knows you are WP if you are or you like only White men. that is the way i see it . What's the similarity between an M1 and Kung Fu Panda? They both go "ping" when pointing at fathers Whats the good thing about an ethiopian blowjob ? You are guaranteed that she swallows I'm Admin M.S. finally graduated yesterday as a Bachelor or Science in Office Administration and bandmates and BPH is one of my inspiration I saw a black guy on the street I said "hello!" XD 5thharmony user followed then unfollowed me what a prude ass hoe Short Barrel 45 feet : Taurus Judge With Winchester PDX1 Loads - YouTube Short Barrel 30 feet : Taurus Judge 000 buckshot/.45LC tests at a life size target . Subscribe to our backup sub, TRUECELS ONLY NORMIES FUCK OFF the kind of perversion that leads to homosexuality also leads to pedophilia. why take the risk , and even if the homosexuals turned out not to be pedophiles why would anyone want a child to live with two perverts . REMINDER: more femoids have sex with FARM ANIMALS than with incels I guess those horses have great personalities. Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? Neither did she What's yellow and mows my lawn? Listen, he's my nigger I'll paint him whatever colour I like. As a holder of a black belt in an Asian martial art I can say that they can be very effective for real world self defense . Can't fucking believe I'm banned for life from molloys what the feck do I do now I feel like someone is sitting on my FUCKING chest to hell with your stupid coaching, rotation of players, and lack of motivation I don’t want to give psychos any ideas but if you use your imagination it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to come up with ways to commit mass murder without a gun #2A well . yk the truth hurt .. everybody get played . everybody f* around . hate to say it . but yk i had to do it first .🤷🏽‍♀️ Why do Jews have big noses? To smell the money """If I find in myself desires which nothing in this world can satisfy the only logical explanation is I was made for another world""" Seeming victim of family court/vindictive ex, goes stalker level insane and creates website to "destroy exes life" 11000 euro !?! * * * * ing scum ! i wonder if anyone would get anything if they set themselves up in a polish area and started begging. they would probably get a * * * * ing beating . If we're gonna go out, let's take a few of them down with us. i have always wanted to be a cop and will become one its only the bad anti skinhead cops that piss me off.I think being a cop is one of the best WN jobs in the fact that your cleaning up the streets EXID SERVING IN THE TEASER IM FUCKING YODELING YES BITCHES Ehh when you got a sticky troll in your mentions who tried to spoil you on Persona. Is this a new trend? CHORTLE @FollowFlow That blind date last night is why I don't do blind dates. All she did was call me sexist because I like being chivalrous Your Mom may have a nut allergy Cause she was screaming for 911 when I nutted in her mouth. I talk a big game about shooting your shot but I've only shot my shot like 4 times in the past 3 years and it has all ended up going badly What do you do if your TV starts floating in the middle of the night Turn on the lights and kill the black guy trying to steal it. What do you call Charlie Sheen in a wheel chair? Roll-AIDS I hate women they tend to give me an unfriendly look while giving friendlier look to taller much handsome guys My mom just dropped a bomb on me and I can't stop fucking shaking or thinking about it and I can't process it and please kill me a muslim 's biggest fear : [ removed ] What is the difference between 69 and 6.9 ? There is a period in the middle In what world does your parents death mean you force the 10yr old to sleep in a tent? Throat. Punch. Needed. what do you call a black person stuck on the moon ? a problem . what do you call a group of black people stuck on the moon ? problems . what do you call the whole black population stuck on the moon ? problem solved . what do you call a white person on the moon ? an achievement . That's a Loomer parody I'm sharing BTW. That's #TGIT. They make you fall in love with ships and then they break your heart. Sorry. I'm done. #TheCatch #ff @notallbhas @MaryTrigiani @sarahjeong @hypatiadotca @randi_ebooks @girlziplocked @notallbhas (i mentioned her twice because she's rad.) i know people shouldnt define once worth but honestly, im so tired of always remembering how awful im as a person What does PETA and Fat Acceptance have in common? They both think pigs are fuckable. I don't fck wit those luvv... RT @_swishaas: “@11wdNICK: who's pussy better then a crazy bitch?” Apparently thots 😒 Goal is to show people irl reading the words they've received on the Internet. This has impact. How can someone be the best thing that has happened in your life & also the worst at the same time? Where are all of the pictures from Hillary’s book tour in Haiti in the schools and neighborhoods she helped rebuild there with the money she took from the Haitian people? It bounced right in front of the goal and when it came up it hit the top bar and bounced in, I was excited as hell and everyone was like wtf @Zapaman @trotheray @consorziobiogas 13% of total present demand, but that's incl power generation and industry, and before insulation. I'm going to be real as fuck in this thread, and if u want to unfollow me, g'head. Be my guest. But I will say this. Being shot to death in your small Christian church by a Sudanese refugee is just part and parcel of living in suburban Nashville Tennessee. Pretty much all of "Cross of Iron". Why are black people so fast? Because the slow ones are in jail. Edit: You guys really need to lighten up. For shit's sake I have black people in my family tree! There're still hanging there. 'girls love funny guys XD' what if you are a chad and u say something she will laugh but if you are funny and ugly you are going to be her friend "If only Krugman's contention about the long standing dominance of ""free market orthodoxy"" were true, maybe we'd all be much richer" Not even an hour of fucking sleep please don't talk to me 😊😊😊😊 Post the topics discussed in class as they come up on this thread . if I'm being nice to you and trying to be a decent person it does NOT mean I want you or want to get w/you i really wish i could spend more time on reddit . but my room looks like manchester arena . got ta clean all the bits and pieces up ! We're hitting levels of the goyim knowing that shouldn't even be possible All these jokes about Stephen Hawking dying I'm sure he wouldn't stand for it I stopped going to Burger King three years ago when I got food poisoning from one of their restaurants . Funny But True,While working as a Maintenance Man at a Particular Place ,I would see applications turned in by Mexicans I knew had to be Illegals because on the application where it would say Education They would Put Mexico ....SMH 2nd shout out to those who know what I'm really like but still like me anyways. You're the real MVP's 😂 I AM LIVIDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY EFFIN' SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM SO PISSED!!!!!!!!! OMGGGG!!!!! BRYCE, YOU FUCKING SHIT HEAD!!!!! What's the difference between a bottle of water and a bottle of bleach? I don't drink the water I'm not playing you in 8ball if you ugly because I'm not giving you my damn number. You could pick up a fucking broom if you don't like how your SO sweeps, but that's not going to happen. 2/2 or they get eradicated by conservative counties that push them to the Atlantic or Pacific Ocean. What's the difference between a pirate and a Jew? A Jew has a hook on his face. The Saints have traded CBs Markus Arnaud and Dante Toone to the @HKRaiders for CB David Amerson. #Madden17 na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BANTHEMMM @Jordypordy88 I'm not sexist but female comedians are all shite!!! #banthem I want an electric scooter but I have no money and I'd probably just runaway or something if I had one I heard he turned down the offer of a 5 year contract with Valentino to pursue a very lucrative extremist lifestyle .. It fucked me up when I seen you with the nigga the day after I was warned you was fucking with him😒 RT @nandotrash: Tell a girl to "calm down" she'll act like you just kicked her in the pussy @allsportsbruh literally retarded. You were dropped on your head. Just got out the gym saw an old black hoe with the coldest body but the hoe had a jerry curl like it was 1978 when i lost my virginity it reminded me of my first football game as a year old . i was very tired and sore , but at least my dad was able to come . pool just opened next to my dorm it's already full of chads and staceys I played the Sandy Caps mini game in Paradise Island 2, and my score was: 401 #GameInsight #ParadiseIsland2 ICYMI: As #AACR17 gets underway, we look at the science our researchers will be presenting at the conference:… https://t.co/70F8zNaC7Y Why aren’t there any Muslims on Star Trek Because it is set in the future. Lol Gen'l #Petreus leaving docs around his #fuckbuddy's place doesn't seem so bad now, does it? I think all those fucking morons should be chorine bombed "@Bill_ee_O @LFBarfe @Trubshawe1 @bwelliott13 ""And call the bus driver 'darkie' to impress the girls""" there is no such thing as a ' fat activist . ' if they were active , they would n't be fat . Both the Leafs and Jays playing at around the same time, ahhhhh. Attention will be on the buds but still, go Jays! "RT @ngeliquaay: ""you got glitter in your eyes"" ... says it 20 fucking times... @robichaux_24" I and a pedophilie were walking on the street, then we crashed face to face. Who the fuck put that mirror on the street !! Hii @NiallOfficial , Thank YOU for saving me and showing me the beautiful side of the 🌍 FOLLOW ME, please? i love you ❣ 115, 887 I'm not as cruel as you comprehend. I have what you have: emotions, feelings, and a damn heart. Yes, even I have a heart. #misunderstood 'Copyright Cortex' - looks like lots of my favourite things in 1 place, copyright, open content, non-traditional publishing... #CopyrightEB Why can't a t-rex clap? Because it's dead. Jump in... Start following.. Look at categories..carve out a niche.. Covfefe Lmfao blocked for no reason. You fucking suck too, asshole. What do you call Mexicans in a bag A Bean bag You're too smart for your own good. Spotifycares: JuiceofallJuice Hey! Thanks for the request. Our Curation team are independent, but we’ll pass on your suggestion 😉 /YM The only species that constantly grabs his crotch in front of others and waves their arms around furiously are : 1. monkeys 2. blacks 3. both of the above Need I say more ? We have two things wrong here , Mexcicans in a White homeland and a Pizza company sending a female in harms way . so a man is going on a fishing trip with his wife and dog . the wife says " i really do n't want to go " he replies " fine , anal or a blowjob ? " she gets on here knees and does her business . when she 's finished she says " ugh , your dick tastes like shit " " yeah the dog did n't want to go either . " "Looks don't matter if your character is shit" but most chads I know have great character too i fucking hate the ppl making jokes & trying to make memes out the the serious situation going on with Syria. Where tf is your humanity. THEY BROUGHT UP ETHAN IN THE PREVIOUSLY I FUCKING KNEW!! HE'D SHOW UP THIS EPISODE #TheCatch Watching a cop show on Netflix, Canada is a ZOO! RT @djbitchtits: *something bad happens* me: fuck this I wonder why the Jewish Media always pretends that all the blood thirsty third world savages are victims and it is all Whitey 's fault ? #Wrestlemania WHY did they think we wanted to see a) a Pitbull concert b) maggots all over the fucking ring of Wrestlemania God damn it. Just got a speeding ticket going 52 in a 35 because I was handing Carson his bottle and the speed zone changed RIGHT there A  SAS trooper vet is in B&B accommodation  as the local council will not help him he is in his 60's & took part in the Iranian Embassy siege.I can't name him his PERSEC & his to go public Be in bed all day bed all day, fucking in fighthin on So i don’t know what’s worse My wife walking in on me fucking my daughter... or the doctor letting us keep the stillborn. 📹 letmebepetty: I hate when he cries like a little bitch 🙄 it’s ugly. https://t.co/E1h5insmnc Hate the fact that I gotta grow up and pay bills I just wanna fucking travel damn it Anyone else go on @boxingscene website and gets rerouted to spam sites? Very Fucking annoying #boxing Normies know the truth but don't want to admit it infront of incels I walked in on my sister masturbating with a carrot I shouted," Fuck,are you serious? I was gonna eat that later but now it will taste just like carrots" ive seen like 1-3 inches of snow (death metal music starts playing) fucking hardcore dude When asking a Jew how much space they take up... Ask them to give their answer in parts per million. Niggas hate apologizing but always doing something they need to apologize for Dating rules for women * Don't be morbidly obese that lil bitch released the exclusive shower photos between niggas. #trustisbroken I like my dates they way i like my children. Sleepy. What is the difference between my wife, my daughter and my granddaughter? "Difference" is only defined for different things. "RT @mbalsea: ""@sheedy407: RT if you think the votes tonight was rigged #BBNAIJA"" u stupid banana that fell from da tree" Look guys this test can legit decide if i keep my job or no so im really fucking scared Did you hear they're doing a black remake of Monty Python and the Holy Grail Featuring the knights who say nigga How many people with Cerebral Palsy does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. The first one smashed it on his head. A man to his friend: Hey man, why are you so fat? Friend: I don't know, it runs in the family I guess. Man: Man ain't nobody able to run in your family. There is a full video out there some where and I 've been searching for it with out luck Published on May 1 , 2014 Disrespectful Vine Of The Week : `` Fxck Your Neighborhood '' Man 's Glasses Flew 50 Meters ! I was at a counseling center and I saw a sign over a door that said "rape victims". So I went in and I did. What's black yellow and screaming? A bus full of niggers going off a cliff I wonder if an app for xboxone could be created for gabtv. A woman is like an egg. The more you beat it,the better it becomes &#x200B; I see what you mean. This is directly from their website- "IRT is an eight-hour course for riders who already know how to get underway, turn, shift and stop a motorcycle. [...] But the wording makes it sound new rider friendly as well... For those of you who are concerned about being mass-tagged... Worst shit ever is when you way out of town & get horny. 2 muslims get into a nasty fight... The jewish one gets beheaded for it. Sooo I really hope everyone is caught up on @PrisonBreak by now.. otherwise tonight will be a HUGE spoiler for ya "@ggreenwald Well he DID use ""egregious"" more or less correctly in a sentence today..So he's ready for possible world ending war games,right?" What is the differensiert between a black guy and weed? Weed is the good shit Maybe if your skin cleared up a little and you lost weight, you wouldn't be so depressed. Idk how people commit crimes like ræp and 🅱️urdEr so easily. 😖😖 I mean I am 🅱️OlesTinG this 3 y/o cudie since the last 3 daYs and I still don't know how to Hide her deAd body 😜😜😜😛👏🏻😹😹👏🏻 @HrishitaP however your number was not reachable. Please provide us an alternate contact number and share a convenient time to 2/3 Lol Robert De Nialo is an embarrassment I can't believe he's the same dude from Taxi Driver... "Literally everything I've said today my mom responds with ""it's cause you came home on that weed last night""" Snowflake is a term for you pussy ass leftist trying to bang heads in just pushing the part that one day a price will come but hell who know what im up too just to place your bets losers in how i still kick your asses and dont care for all your pedo issues and crimanl lifestyles I could never be a liberal because I own too many guns, and I am proficient with all of them. This thing people keep tweeting about seeing who visits your profile is getting super fucking annoying The police arrested me for trying to sell an abandoned house I replied " it's not abandoned, there's plenty of children in the basement" If cameras do really add ten pounds, Do Africans really exist? I am banned from IncelQueers, kek Normans could not handle my arguments and gave up, kek LOLOLOL @babaaibrahim the bitch was driving it. God damn I'm not sexist but that is not a car that should be driven by a female ever lol The pink person lives in tbe pink house. The blue person lives in the blue house. Who lives in the black house? Nobody Doing what you like is freedom. Liking what you do is happiness. --Frank Tyger #MAYWARDFlyHigh I’ve never seen my mom run so fast to meet her twin sister! The dishwasher was at a 40% discount too! Blessed Samhain and Happy Halloween to all of my Stormfront Brothers and Sisters . Wind 6.3 mph NE. Barometer 30.07 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 80.4 °F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 43% I gotta do laundry in the morning because I fucking suck and didn't do it tonight, some ragrets RT @dnumberbefore_2: She used to be more fun as a hoe ..this new you is to positive When Xi Jinping meets with Trump at Mar-a-Lago, one thing's for sure: They won't be golfing https://t.co/y6oTkgTYR1 why did the chinese dog die ? because its owners were hungry . Just won Jenga 10 times I love visiting Parkinson's rehab center :) **** off bulgar turkic peice of * * * * and * * * * ustasha KOSOVO belongs to SERBİA get used to it however much you hate serbs , also by the way Makedonia belongs to Greece not bulgayria Thu 22:49: Light Snow; Temp -10.8 C; Windchill -20; Wind SE 25 km/h; Humidity 87%; Press 100.8 kPa / falling. My Grandpa Died Falling off of a Ladder His Last words were "Stop Shaking the Ladder Ya Cunt" For Halloween I'm going to wear a pacman suit and chase Muslim women in burkas around the town centre I really hope there’s a low percentage of anti-vax parents in my neighborhood. They won’t be too happy when I give all the kids shots at school tomorrow. Those are the off-white ones. At some point in the future, we will be allowing external developers to contribute. @A_Round_Square Rand Paul was assaulted inside his house by a 59 year old registered liberal democrat, just as Antifa said they would do starting Nov 4th, twitter communications are down and being censored, zero impressions/interactions on all tweets the past 4 hours for me personally @a you need this on your radar Couldn't find another job in the gaming industry after that because insulting your coworkers/former employers is just something you don't do Whats the difference between my uncle and a jew? My uncle likes it when he drops money. Fuck all that talking bitch y u got my name in to mouth I have a good percentage of black friends... that percentage is zero U bitches still fuccin bush i'm new to the missiouri ozarks. looking for aryans to talk to , and aryan princesses to meet. i 'm from texas what 's bright blue , pink and sizzles ? a baby breastfeeding on an electrical outlet . YouTube - & #x202a ; Police Brutality In Jamaica Caught On Tape Disturbing Footage Of Police Killing Man Cold Blooded Terribel & #x202c ; & rlm ; It 's just the way blacks react ... RT @CarlDou10610305: @RichardTuffin @BridgetOFlynn This makes me sick Does this have PM Turdbull blessing ? If so Please explain Fuck tha… Co-worker:: They're not a typical homosexual couple. Me:: I'd say the only thing typical about a homosexual couple is that it's two people of the same gender. Co-worker:: I mean, they're both pretty and feminine, usually one of them's butch. I am a 23 year old bisexual woman working data entry. Made me feel annoyed, angry. Found a Transponder Snail! The Stunning Scientific Navy Unit at Headquarters! https://t.co/naC9SiCCPx #TreCru https://t.co/zSlOal434h New #job: General Manager (Transport) Location: Corby Salary: £45kpa - £55kpa .. https://t.co/TlIz8wiWT7 #jobs #career #jobsearch What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jellybeans The black ones steal your watch What’s the difference between an Ethiopian and a pair of jeans? The pair of jeans only has one fly on it. Man, I did so bad on my math test. My grades went down faster than the 2014 South Korean ferry. RT @bubblestbh: When bae says somethin that pisses you off but you're trying to not to be crazy anymore https://t.co/iYDsEokR1x Troy ave really went on breakfast club an said he finna start being a snitch smh the world we live in naw This nigga next to me trippin balls and all he wants to do is draw naked bitches and complain about how I'm making the room shake Being transgender is like changing teams in csgo Once you switch you'll get hated and kicked Whats the difference between a failed normie and an incel! I suggest that in honor of this, we all commit to drawing broad public attention to donald trump's sexual assault c… https://t.co/IHjG0jBqN3 Why don’t middle eastern men smoke weed? Because only the women are allowed to get stoned. What do you call a depressed retard? A sliced vegetable Son was doing his math homework. Dad: Do you need any help? Son: Depends. Do you know anything about simplifying radicals? Dad: Well I know Muslim radicals get pretty simplified when the bomb vest goes off. GM is currently muttering "but not ALL of our cars are death traps" #notalleverything comment if you think blacks should not have rights and should be back under white man's control white rule forever How do you finger a Jewish chick? Two in the pink, one in the gas chamber. Oh man I used focus twice. Don't tweet at 4 am on your way to the airport if you want to maintain your linguistic integrity, kids. You're not going to get the response you're looking for. Give up. @PeerWorker If you had your way their would be no whites to pay taxes so the blacks could collect welfare and as they have proved in Africa they are incapable of feeding themselves I often ask kids whether they prefer strawberry ice cream or vanilla ice cream. 99% of them reply, "Where are my parents?" Friends are like balloons If you stab them, they die North Irish militants forcing police from their homes Police in Northern Ireland are being forced to flee their homes by nationalist militants stepping up attacks on a force they consider to be a symbol of British rule , a police official said on Wednesday . Hi im black You wouldn’t remove the post of a black guy would you? That’d be totally racist and i know this sub hates that of course What’s the difference between my girlfriend and my dog? My girlfriend doesn’t like to cuddle after I fuck her. Why the hell Are online communities either full of nice looking normies or Eliot Rodgers worshippers? can't wait to be that arctic bitch people like, vaguely remember from high school and think about, but can't find on social media REMINDER: your total worth as a human is entirely defined by a few millimetres of mandible protrusion. Lmfao all bitches is hoes then i 'm having regular sex with a blind woman . the sex is great but it is n't easy getting her husband ’s voice right . xpost - r / sickipedia Hitler and Himler sitting on a tree... D I S C U S S I N G... first come tanks, then comes blitzkrieg, then come Jews in a locomotive carriage. This past long weekend Aug 6th , 2007 , my buddy and I trailered his boat to the desert town of Osoyoos , British Columbia . Who cares if it's ISIS, Assad, Trump/ Hillary Clinton. US-Russia rivalry, a msg to Iran/gift to Saudi. Civilians are the only victims.#Syria What's the difference between snow tires and black people? Snow tires don't start singing when you put chains on them. Seeing cute women makes me wanna kill myself Whether they are real or drawn Clothed or nude Fuck I just wanna die so badly What do you call two anorexic lesbians with yeast infections A double quarter pounder with cheese What do white women and tampons have in common? They're both stuck up cunts What is long and black? The prison lunch line. I need to talk to someone tbh I haven't talked to someone (even online) apart from my parents for an unhealthy amount of time (8 months) Ppl so fucking ignorant when they driving but I'm wrong if I pull up on the side of they ass and get my issue “@Highfromthe90s: A lot of women who claim they are yellow are actually red, color blind mother fuckas” I'm yellow tho 💁🌝 I asked my friend for a few spare condom packets, and he ended up poking some without my knowledge Well, jokes on him because a few weeks later he found out his 13 year old sister was pregnant. *Me at the Dentist Dentist: Open up Me: Well it all started back when my dad left Dentist: No, I meant Dentist assistant: Wait, let him finish Incels who don't suicide have insane mental strength The average Normie cannot even comprehend what we go through let alone survive it while we are able to be perfectly functional despite being in constant pain. Grandmother (to me):: I'm sorry. I can't make it this Thursday, sweetie. Me:: Because of the new part time job, right? Stranger in his 30s/40s (sitting next to her):: How old are you? Grandmother:: I beg your pardon? Stranger:: You're retired, yeah? Get a volunteer job or a dog if you're that bored. You should be doing that instead of taking jobs from us youngsters. On tube (underground train) May 2011. Made me feel shocked, angry. For my last birthday, I wished that there will be no more starving kids in Africa But the last time I checked, some of them were still alive What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your T.V. SHOULD TRUMP CREART A GAB.AI ACCOUNT FOR PUTOS FOR 2018 AND HELP FUND GAB BY STAYING PRO. Some people have some nerve still asking me for favors , if you don't miss me with the fucking bullshit I dont know a niggah that could cover for me What is the similarity between lesbians and vegetarians? Their lifestyle lack Meat. What do Johnny Cash and Jack Daniels have in common? Jack Daniels still kills indians you hoe spice It looks like everyone got haircuts at the door except you and your friend . Just a reminder, this girl still has more sexual value than all of us combined. "@jayocitys_ @Reticers "" You guys "" I held my weight all 3 maps you guys fucking suck" I understand your concern , but before you worry too much about coons with guns and their ability to plan anything , watch this video . He stated in the past that people had bought him followers to try to get his account in trouble. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO @a AND TO MY GRANDAUGHTER EZRA WHO IS 2 TODAY 🎂🎂🎂 what do you tell a bitch with a black eye ? nothing you already told her twice ! r/incels I thought you guys got banned, for some reason I couldn't get in and my post were missing. What's the difference between a fat Jew and a lean Jew? The fat Jew burns longer. Don't invest in funerals. It's a dying industry. Sometimes I forget that you're black. there 's an old german cure for adhd concentration camp . what 's a label that starts with ' n ' that 's risky to call a black man ? not guilty . It's April Fools Day. Assume all news is fake today. Yeah. Like THAT should be a problem. #MAGA3x#DRAINtheSWAMP#freeMILO 🐸🇷🇺 My son told me he was gay. At least he doesn't have to pay me rent any more. Kinda hate that it snowed but aye I don't got work today so I'm fucking with it 👌 Who’s the best at “the floor is lava”? The people of Nicaragua. If She's old enough to pee then she's old enough for me Speaking of that a lot great tracks and hits haven't been made into Music Video's over the years and it's a shame because some great hits should been into Music Videos while some shouldn't How about you. What happened. Why. Speak out please.Shout out. Don't let your haters get you off course.. Find a quiet place and listen to #Gods still small voice. I Swear The Older My Dad Gets The More He Enjoys To Fuss And Bitch About Things He Would Bitch If You Hung Him With A New Rope He Would Say It's Not Newer Enough Or He Would Bitch About The Sky Being Blue He Would Say It's Not Bluer Enough Never Seen Anything Like Him Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team? Because all of the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America. they act as if negros with aids should have the right to reproduce when they will die off and have no way to take care of the kid I cant believe that they are doing this by the millions its crazy My ebooks collection is getting too big. Have tech + design books on fire, splitting azw books & other books on paperwhite/voyager UMMM IF YOU LET ME SPEAK BEFORE CUTTING ME OFF I COULD FUCKING TELL YOU What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables? Fitting the wheelchair in the oven First half of Wrestlemania was amazing, but the ending was utter shit. So tired of Roman being shoved down our throats #WrestleMania Gattaca = incel redemption story Hated by everyone even his parents, incel gets stacey through his personality and taking a shower. I HATE PRETTY PEOPLE i hope they trip and smash up their pretty faces Some times I forget I work in the second busiest cafe in the state then I see the numbers from mornings like this I've tried to meet for coffee with a few people but everybody is really spread out , it 's tough to find the time to go out and meet like minded people . What do you call a high mexican? A baked bean What's the difference between spiders and Jews? You don't remove spiders with a vacuum cleaner. What do you assume is the cause of your incelhood Is it physical, mental, hygiene or a combination of the those three? i'm either sick or have violent fucking allergies. I was once all about tweeting shit. Now there are just too many platforms to post things. I simply cannot keep up. #Word Bald meeks How will women react to a nw6/7 Meeks if he reaches that stage Hello, Thanks 4 the follows @nightflight @ReadFreely @radiantcreators @Dustin_Agee Y'all ever just live more than 6 years to flex on Ethiopian niggas. I only went into Target and bought the one thing I went on there for April fools. We have a new couch and the dish soap we needed. What's wrong with fucking twenty-eight year olds? There's twenty of them "Racial diversity is le good because if you mix cereals it only becomes le more better and le good :^)" RT @xPoppinWheelies: “@1stBlocJeremiah: All y'all bitches corny lol”rt Chad Doesn't Even Need to Open his Mouth to Have Femherroids Throwing Themselves at Him, While We Don't Even Need to Open Our Mouths to Get Branded as "Creeps" All there is for us is cope or rope. "@Layne_Harris956 @LeviKing55 @128_COLBY ""If ur from azle or anywhere else the cops are coming , if not then continue partying!""" I like dinosaurs, they remind me of my will to live They both don’t exist anymore EU Weekend R.R.U Sun 9th Apr: Rotterdam Half (NED), Brighton Marathon (UK), Fohr Marathon (GER), Istrian Marathon (SLO) #sub2 #yourrace how do you starve a nigger in high school ? make it so that he can only get food at school . Wat the Warriors have been able to do in this win streak shud scare the rest of the league. Def not even their final form 😨 BRUH!! RT @coldhearted9_: Them ugly hoes say a nigga arrogant... 13 Reasons Why F'd me up when i was 14 and now its f'ing me up again at 20. But its so powerful and moving.. i love it Dominos' build your pasta bread bowl is the fucking 🐐❗️where tf have I been?? 😩 Since this year they launched the iPhone 8/X I'm looking forward to see 9/11 next year I just got banned from /r/cfb - apparently you can't even suggest that men can defend themselves against women on that sub... For some reason when I'm drunk I feel the need to be mad generous and buy everyone shots. Bank account is so pissed rn Women are like potato chips They better come with my fucking sandwich. "You da bomb" "no, you da bomb" In America: complement In the Middle East: argument Men: Denigrating women's accomplishments in fields they themselves know nothing about since 100,000,000 BC damn y'all act like you never made a mistake before. leave @estreyaaponcee alone and get the f over it. ppl make mistakes JUST LIKE U The real story about #Syrian gas attacks no one is talking about. Were the victims Assad's political opponents? I might steal that idea. What is the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 17 years. @mybrandonboyd Good Morning My Lover,Bran!❤️ I hope you are well having a Peaceful Saturday.🌹How is Cute this Photo… https://t.co/drIRZWKwlw Your purpose in life is finding your purpose in life I hope I made someone laugh that was having a bad day and for one second they had some joy. Lmaooo RT @Handsomeesco_55 She a tranny if she can open a jar of pickles by herself What’s the difference between a picnic bench and a black person? Picnic bench can support a family It's definitely not just a label. WHETHER YOU'RE A BOY OR A GIRL DEFINES EVERYTHING YOU ARE. "Don't you just hate them "" I got the car as niggas"" so they feel like that's them contributing to the L soo they throw no money down 😂" Suggestion to incels: Go comment on anti-incel subs It feels liberating, and the massive amount of downvotes makes you imagine the normies sweating as they pound their mouse in anger. "I'M FUCKING DTING THIS RADIO STATION JUST BLEEPED ""sex by the fire at night"" FROM THAT'S WHAT I LIKE IT BLEEPED OUT THE WORD SEX HHAJDJJDHE" I never owned a fuckin slave and you never picked cotton so STFU! #Trump FL trips cost est. $80 mill a yr Wants Save money cut Food Stamps budget $45 mill #resist audit the Pentagon strop FL trips It's cute how Michelle Obama thinks he gets to speak for women. Thats exactly what he means and what they are doing , it has happened to every white nation and we are no different . the earth is hollow ? and it 's the little elfs and their gardens and compost heaps that are producing the oil . How do you write hello in indian? జ్ఞ‌ా Why work when you know you will never have future , family and kids? A wise person is hungry for TRUTH while fools feed on trash PROVERBS 15:14 I have a couple and get out on the 14th . """Another day in fucking paradise, fellas!"" - things you hear in the hallways of City College😂" When youre having the best sex of your life and suddenly... Someone opens the coffin. In the entrance to the adoption center there was an inspirational quote It said "one man's trash is another man's treasure" im like a crotchety old person trapped in the body of a fed up mom trapped in the body of an angry child trapped in the body of a 19 yr old Listening to Everyone Else Talk About Their Sex Lives is TORTURE I AM THE ONLY VIRGIN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH ALL OF YOU ARE A FIGMENT OF MY IMAGINATION. Anti men activists celebrate the ban of CAFE from Toronto pride which was obtained through lying to the organizers. yeah i have lived in a few big american cities as far as big cities go though i think denver is one of the beytter ones 2508 Why is it impossible to teach a black man how to swim? Because they don’t know freestyle swimming I want to steal a black baby. Black babies are just so much cuter than white babies! What do you call a group of white people? About 1/4 of a cheese plate. You're going to have to spell your name for me What do cellphones and kids have in common? if you've lost one and haven't found it a few days, chances are it's probably dead. RT @SenorSteez: If you're a bad bitch why're you wearing sneakers? Lock this thread if you agree black people Should be injected with Ligma It was cleaner when white people lived here. Then the Blacks came in and now look! There's trash all over the streets, dogs running loose, and the smell of smoke every sunny day. 23 years old and I want a fake ID for the fuq of it. Someone DM me their plug number I want a South Carolina ID CBS watch how people so Fucking stupid, the guy was walking away with his hands up, no way he was listening to anything, why is this a case What do rhinos and blacks have in common? I want to hunt them both to extinction 10:26 CEST: Temperature: 8.0°C, Wind: WNW, 10 kph (ave), 17 kph (gust), Humidity: 63%, Rain (hourly) 0.0 mm, Pressure: 1012 hPa, rising slow Bitches that do anything for niggas they just met make me sick 🤢 Station Chief John Brennan that rewarded al Qaeda fighters that participated in the Afghan war against the former Soviet Union. You think she classy niggah but she really ratchet James Damore answering AMA now (2.20pm PT) in /r/JamesDamore What's the difference between myself, a nigger and a ball? I don't want to hang a ball "@valleyhilltops2 @michaelcoren @BernieFarber @BillHun85707092 ""islamophobia"" is nonsense. The ideology of Islam is bad. Plain and simple" why the expert assassin could n't shoot a gay guy ? cause he could only shoot straight Scenario: a muslim man beats his wife because she wants to be a feminist, but this goes against his culture. Who does the liberal defend? I hate people who post mediocre ass tweets for retweets and favorites Today is a record high for Oakland. Plz bring back winter. """On Tuesday, Assad launched a chemical attack on his people. This evening we fucked him up."" - POTUS" How do you starve a black man? Hide his food stamp under his work boot. wise person : tall, handsome, loyal, hustler, well connected, well respected, popular yet private, adores you, puts you in your place.. i doodled this in class out of boredom . thought ? mean rating ? ( sorry for bad quality photo ) Everytime tops drop by fat pat plays I just wanna get tf up and dance with a bad bitch wtf Good afternoon guys, Just got an update from Captain TJ at San Nic Island. He said fishing was excellent, and... https://t.co/r3eS7S18KE kanye west was hospitalized . our thoughts and prayers go out to the hospital staff at this difficult time . You normies give me headaches I'm having actual physical pain here because of your rampant stupidity and snide remarks. a day of meetings. a day of notifications to catch up on. uh. will be doing so later. hit me up on other medium if it's an emergency. One thing my husband and I do agree on: my mom is so mean. Lol like that shit does not change overnight. my nails look awful rn this acrylic rlly fucked my nails all ion Need an Australian family law expert So I run the facebook page Mens Rights Australia I get a lot lot of private messages some are asking for help however so at this point I could use someone to give the advice that I can't If you can help please leave a message I can't say how bad it is to know the mind it takes to understand what the bible face when it was written the way it was but in the end it spells put the real reason why few will be few but nothing we can say when it truly only targeted those who never defileing themselves to be first saved Haven't even went to class yet & everybody is pissing me the fuck off !!!!!! I wonder if I should jackhammer a vault into my foundation ? RT @KOOLTHlNG: Oh my, Look at the time, It's already I want to fucking die o'clock! gays , lesbians , and other sinners all go to the same place in the end in the ground because gods not real Extremely encouraging: crosspost from r/television which is at the top of r/All right now @WomenintheWorld @GretchenCarlson HEAR NavyFRCSW harasser + seniorleader take no action + laugh off gross, extreme… https://t.co/QsKdxHSFXe i like my jews like i like my potatoes . extra roasted . She probably gets the food for her food kiosk from the garbage site , and she does n't want to carry it far . Lol @ all the retards on this site currently justifying supporting the Iranian theocracy because they hate Jews so much what do you do when you see a wounded black man in your garden ? you stop laughing and reload . my wife told me she was going to withhold sex until i started making decisions on my own . so i decided to rape her . Plz stop demonizing black women's sexuality k thx Now first we take the sword and smash the big round thing like this...! There...! Wow... That was... easier than I expected. My wife and I always wanted a child, but the doc said our kids would only have a 20% chance of survival. That doc was full of it because only one died. I had to kill the other three myself. I had just about every fucking appliance needed. These $100+ fucking custom curtains this lady name for me. How to stop black kids jumping on your bed? Easy. Put Velcro on the ceiling. Bonus: How to get them down? Tell the Mexican kids is a piñata. Hi everyone .... I 'm from Slovenia and I utterly hate every living muslim in this world ....... and I despise even the dead ones Femaloids have no interests beside fucking, shopping, gossip and gettin cumshots on their back They are boring and passive creatures incapable of creativity. Said you a mean bitch What's blue and thrashes around on the floor? A baby playing with a plastic bag I hate configuring retention policies and flush intervals in statsd/graphite. Ughhhh. what do you call four mexicans that ca n’t swim ? quatro cinco Last night all the Suckers we passed out to the wonderful little white children had a small banner attached to the stick saying `` White pride '' . Assuming it 's not a public phone number I 'd put adverts in phone boxes saying he takes it up the bum for a tenner . why do n't jewish do anal ? they leave million to die in the gas chamber What’s the difference between a black and a pizza? You’re only disappointed when the pizza comes out burnt how many dead prostitutes does it take to change the lightbulb in my basement ? definitely more then four , it 's still dark as fuck down there . Original: How do you find the difference between a Muslim & a butcher? You leave them each in a room with a goat, and check its condition in a few hours. EDIT: *how can you tell the difference "RT @joshjamesxxx: Crossing the UK border this is what I hear the border guard yell at our driver ""woah, there's a fucking barrier there...y…" >playing marching songs of the SS by my parents >zero fucks given >le face face "@V_of_Europe take them back to Africa these ""humanitarian""ships are aiding the infiltration should be blowed out of the water💀🇺🇸" A man opens fire on a church in Sutherland Springs, TX and @TheDemocrats ridicule the victims! Krepo claiming KaKAO wasted on the hunt in desperation. he used it to provide pressure in order to clear out fucking baron. he is so dumb!! RT @Camillaesque: Pornhub has some sick motherfuckers on their prank team https://t.co/ut2gl4VMvl What's worse than the Holocaust? 6 million Jews. it sucks when you wanna show off a dude but you don't wanna look stupid bc you know he's talking to other girls I tried to adopt an abused child but it was used. It Truly Makes Yu Wonder If The World Has Always Been This Fucked Up Or We Just Didnt Know/ Notice Bc We Were Kids 🤔 RT @Rockprincess818: Obama is Allowing millions of illegal aliens, drug cartels, and terrorists to enter our open borders...Liberal retards… Can anyone help, fiancé's S7 suddenly fucked up after the update, battery drains, now won't stay on for longer than 2 minutes without reset An overdose of enthusiasm is particularly troublesome for you ... More for Taurus https://t.co/ZEUy0GZXD5 What should you do when an Indian stops working? Press the reset button "@SukMySweetness: money only impress the simple broke bitches" """You're just looking to complain."" That's fucking reality. Y'all don't even realize your privledge. It's your norm. It's all you've known." I know one of you has a statistic on hand for this """ I have no problem being called Benny! Just don't call my Ben 10. Or else You'll meet with a terrible fate. You cocky bitch.. "" #Bot" There is a #WomenBoycottTwitter happening on Twitter Finally some goddamn peace. dammit I have too many ideas for music right now but I promised to take a break. Hopefully I'll remember these 😪 Have you ever considered that if blues singers stayed in bed until the afternoon, they wouldn't be so fucking depressed. What's black and white and very hungry? Chester Bennington's cat. Don't you hate it when Your about to nut and she brings up your dead dog Why do japs have black hair? There is still some ash International Conference on Open and Innovative Education (ICOIE 2017) https://t.co/vLxYy2dxvT https://t.co/J7ECS4vg12 These areas that you name are the preserve of the rich , you wont find a single white working class person living there.We might look down on blacks and pakis as scum and not want them living near us but the upper class feel exactly the same about us Money over bitches even though I love ladies From what I know they 're almost exclusively Nigerian asylum seekers . Wanna hear a dark joke? A black person i was driving home the other day when i passed a young black man carrying a television . i thought to myself , " funny , that looks like mine ! " but i realized that it could n't be mine , because mine is at home . shining my shoes . You even hear yourself? @tweaker_bell I'm not sexist but I do believe women and men play very different roles in society but are not limited NoFap, Cold Showers, NoPillow, PUA, Gymcelling etc....are the biggest copes ever If you ever thought about doing any of these with the hopes of becoming a super alpha manly man to attract more women, it's over for you buddy boyo. SYNCHRO ARC WAS B AD MOSTLY BUT IT GAVE US 2 GREAT OPS AND ALSO: YUZU RIDING DUEL I like it when the same ppl who wanna censor legal speech LARP about how great the open internet is really gets my blades turning My wife asked me to get her something expensive and totally unnecessary for Christmas... I've bought her a month of chemotherapy. Slaves should get sone money for their hard work! Master: Sorry, what? I couldn’t hear you over the poverty line. Why do black people envy Jews? Atleast Jews have a one star rating. What do you call an Ethiopian with a bag of rice? A restaurant owner. WW3 joke If we ever got into a war with the chinese i don't think we'd need camo outfits cause they cant see us either way. I HATE Hitler so much. He couldn't finish his job.... I got banned from /r/Feminism for posting about the Rollins Stones editor A female's model society: all women are bred by a small group of chads, betas get sexbots as a pittance Normies let me ask you a question What are your hobbies and how did you get into them? Someone outside just asked me if I'm the woman that wrote @TheBlockBot :| // cc @oolon Bitches think they're slick but no matter how hard they try and hide it we can still tell if they're hoes or not Week 2 Christmas Underwent Successful Surgery On Her Broken Foot Also A First Time In Big Brother History Her Vote Would Be The First Vote Outside The House #BB19 i dont know why i decided it was a good idea to watch 13 Reasons, i hate my sisters for letting me watch it after them I found it strange the way the police handled this case , they told her father and his friends to search the house for her , all those people wandering around the house contaminating all the evidence , that 's hardly good police procedure . RT @misskaee__: "@MrDavidRoss: How do you cheat on this ? 😒😴 http://t.co/wOgXy8wjIW" She's just like any other female with a pussy so who … Me half the time: *wishing i had never met this person* Me the other half: *so happy and grateful I did even if we don't end uo together* Fruita and Corona Seen Like Never Before | 303Cycling News Video of two mountain bikers riding in Colorado , filmed with a radio controlled helicopter . Thanks to jackjessdesign for having us featured on their blog! Wedding Questions Answered - Why Paper Extr... https://t.co/R9jJXhpd3W What if one of shining stars win, we would have to hear about the timeshare and the stupid trophy #Wrestlemania if you want, you can classify an influx of notifications (dogpile!) as unintentional DDoS, as it makes core functionality unusable to you. Why do niggers love saurik? He let them jailbreak Hello people in #Paris, #London, #NYC and elsewhere! Watch Eloise (2017) here: https://t.co/2Vqc0S08uZ https://t.co/kE1B2ZWKB8 What’s the difference between acne and Kevin Spacey. Nothing. They both come on a teenage boy’s face These niggas pillow talkin thats hoe shit LOL sorry you guys Swtiched to a new Depop page ☺️ so you're going to get a little flooded with postings When you put one finger in her pussy and the other one in her ass and you can feel each other through the gooch its like ADELE - Hello from the other side Say my name then you watch what you say, dont get carried away or you might get shot, and carried away HAHA @ThaRodickk Im not sexist....but I honestly think only men should be reporting on Football on Sportscenter...just saying haha Many tribes had their own `` local '' gods ( and spirits , demons , creatures , etc. ) , yes , but they were usually `` lesser '' gods and the main Slavic pantheon was more or less the same everywhere . Jealous bitches smh What do you do when you See a black guy with half a head? You stop laughing, reload your shotgun and keep shooting shit just sitting here thinking about how many times ive travelled to melbourne to see us lose to the hawks. so many heartbreakers too. All this flooding everywhere makes me think I could never live near a town's major river. Or if I did it would be in a huge 2 story house Also, 4 people break into a home and shoot and kill a 12 year old , and none of the major news outlets pick up the story ? what did cinderella do when she got to the ball ? gagged This is just me, but I am thinking the billions of ultra violent Muslims vs the tens of thousands of soy-boy cucks and Judeo Supremacy lesbians, that the Muslims are going to conquer the shit out of you so fast you will wish Jesus would show up riding on a dinosaur to save you. .@chendanhek Ironically, giving men equal paternity leave necessary if women are to achieve equal pay...but feminists hate men so they don't Do you ever just want to be held so fucking tight by someone who actually thinks you're worth something? 😩 what do you call a nigger who ca n't run ? obama . what is the difference between a bench and an african ? a bench can support a family . Old enough to set the table, old enough to eat. &#x200B; &#x200B; How do black people lose their virginity? A herd of zebras. How do white people lose their virginity? First Communion. what do a feminist and a potato have in common ? their iq sorry , i offended potatoes across the world Just a friendly reminder Keeping mankind Free since December 15, 1791 The Second Amendment to The Constitution of the United States "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed" Because if you lead a bold life, someday you might meet someone with whom you'll want to eat takoyaki together. Normals, why makes you think life is worth the effort? bbc news : half of women sexually harassed . that 'll be the bottom half . _ credit : r / sickipedia Just found out Roman Reigns Won at Wrestlemania. I don't mind. Taker already lost the streak and I think Reigns is good. #RomanEmpire Why does Hitler love Lazytown? He cooks Jews by the book The Truth of Fukushima by Show Udajima https://t.co/jbtBhqZoFF https://t.co/Iy1Sl3uPPV The nuclear power plant accident at Fukushima is gr Pokemon GO player learns the truth that men aren't allowed to just hang out in parks anymore! a feminist walks into a bar at least she tries to , she ca n't fit through the door black gynecologist black woman goes into the gynecologist in da ' hood . she gets into the exam room and this big black doctor comes in and asks , " what yo flo like ? " the other woman goes , " flo ? " the doctor repeats herself , " ya , what yo flo like ? " the woman responds , " linoleum " wait did no one videoed how kai gave ksoo's shoulder a few squeezes when he returned after dancing with sehun for acoustic stage???? R106A Beauty DIY Cell Phone Iphone4 4/5/6S Crystal Case-Deco Den Kit https://t.co/U51Zb5Uds1 https://t.co/on6QzpiDdB Normie women, answer me this Many of us have little understanding of what it is like to be a woman in the dating game, so can you please answer this question for me; how often do men make sexual and/or dating advances towards you? what is the difference between iron man and iron woman ? one is a superhero . other one is a command it's really disgusting the amount of bitches you niggas cum into...like take pride in your wood....BEFORE IT FALLS OFF!!!! 🤦🏽‍♀️😂💀 bar results are coming out tomorrow(ish) and i literally can't fucking breathe. It's gonna be good!😉 RT @andrewjonathann: @Beats1 @camilacabello97 @RyanTedder @Pharrell @charli_xcx @MikaelJay 👀👀👀 Three Asians walk into a bar How? They couldn't see it MALE OPINION ALERT! @MusicYouSavedMe I swear im not sexist but WNBA..........I'll pass lol Eisenhower called it the "military industrial complex", Trump calls it the "deep state", but what it really is, is ZOG. I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage. God I love working at the petshop I get to fuck some of the tightest pussies. I ain't stupid or dummy nigga why would I fuck with you What do you call it when you fuck an apple? An inside job My washing machine can clean African-Americans It has a "colors/darks" cycle Can we ease up on the black jokes? It's just some of my close friends were black......until my dad sold them. HAHA just kidding, they were never my friends What's long, smelly, and isnt white? The social security administration line. Everyone unsubscribe. These guys are screwing around with us over the word Black Of course, because they were so unattractive in real life that they couldn't screw someone else #DJIA relief momentum into 20700-20950 from 20350-20500 support (US 10Y Treasury risk-off at 2.30-2.35%) is comfort for risk-neutral stay! Charlie Kirk‏: So DonaldJTrumpJr testified 3 times now for hours on end about a meaningless 15 min meeting that resulted in nothing I am still waiting for Hillary to be called to testify for Uranium One, Clinton Foundation, and her selling out America as Sec of State Nicotine? They should call it niggatine. Because once you start you won’t go back. Who have a girlfriend that don't bitch or trip on them ? Nobody! 😂 that's impossible to find ! appsc website cant hold high number of visitors.so mails will be sent ....what seriously is this ..even at every step this happening @ncbn Combating online harassment doesn't mean jerks won't exist. Everyone is a jerk, sometimes. But you shouldn't ever be afraid. What works better than a pacifier and is more convenient? My penis This bih stay in this ghetto ass neighborhood why are people offended when i find mental illness creepy ? i am not talking about depression / anxiety / ocd garden variety every - other - person - has - this - now disorders . i 'm talking about things like schizophrenia and the one i just discovered today called williams disease . i find symptoms of these and similar illnesses creepy . just because it 's an illness does n't make it less creepy to me . am i a terrible person or is everyone else too sensitive ? I am grumpy over having to argue about if CNAMEs are allowed to have underscores. It's in the freaking RFC. 😤 How many more horses will die at #grandnational2017 bout time it ended in my opinion it's animal cruelty What gets wetter as it dries? A corpse as i cum in it. Idk man who am I 😭😭 I just wanna die 😭😭 so damn tried if life #sick #lifesucks Not sure what Bucks argument was on that call....you MUST throw to the base if you don't step off the rubber...that's a basic balk ruling Damn bro I hate watching CBS but tony gonna be on there so ffffff it. I dont call it rape.... I call it pleasure We can do 3 things in Syria: nothing; take out their Air Force; take out Assad with the assistance of the Arab world. False Doctrine in the Pulpit is worse than water in the gas pump. You will never get to where you are going, and you will be very angry. sick of cunts dashboarding when i fucking hit, never when anyone else does just me also it makes me think of Anglicizing “Naruto” as “Nart” which fucking slays me Oldest, "full-blooded" brother:: Do you feel the need to be super Filipino because you're only half and look mostly white? Me:: No... I'm just proud of who I am. Made me feel stupid. I had a very bad day on #5YearswithEXO anniversary...my supervisor and workmates just a group of bitches besides i hate my part-time job 😒 Maybe Allah is the true God After all the universe did start with a bang. I've been feelin' my brown vibes a lot lately like I haven't watched a bollywood movie in years & I've watched 1 a day for the past 3 days What do you say when you see your T.V. floating in the middle of the night? Drop it nig***! I like my women like I like my wine 7 years old and locked in my cellar ^ ... And I now have a new contender for the top space on my list of traitors to be hung when Europe awakens . You should have been born Asian! I could get hurt. Someone could come after me. Hell, people have shown up at my office before. I've been doxxed. I've been threatened. Im friending to smoke with someone and no one wants to smoke with me. Can't tell if I'm a loser or everyone's being a lil bitch a rabbi , a priest , and a bitter old man are on a cruise ship . the engines burst into flames and the ship starts to sink . everyone is freaking out and a few passengers start to scream " save the children ! save the children ! " the bitter old man screams " fuck the children ! " the priest says " do you think we have time ? " and the rabbi says " fuck 'em out of what ? " u/sinarious is a normie infiltrator troll, looking to get screenies of sperging out incels by posting triggering bullshit OUT GERINA IS THE WORST BEING ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANET Dear Islam, please stop killing people to show the world how much you hate us. We already know because the Koran tells us. #SaintPetersburg what 's the difference between an orphan kid and a down kid ? the orphan does n't drool on the priest 's dick . aaron clarey is now the ENTIRE men's rights movement? THE FUCKING ELEVATOR DOORS HIT ME WHEN I WALKED IN RJNCMDMSMSMMS What do aborted children and blacks have in common? Their father doesn't want them What do you do you call a middle class black person? I don’t know. I’ve never met one. What do you do after a amazing blowjob? You put the pacifier back on Now that I'm boring I'm a messy bitch who lives for self-inflicted drama of people I don't care for watching the original #ghostintheshell cuz fuck scarlett johansson i only know #atsukotanaka as #motokokusanagi https://t.co/IpCrqKRwaK What will happen if I paint my computer black? Will it run faster or stop working? This brings us to today, when the hero of this story, @jcmanous, was on a bus near UGA. Listening to his podcasts, doing his thing... Your approval is so worthless you should pay people to take it @stiles_ben Call me sexist but I do not approve of female football presenters "Hey you wanna go out for desserts later on?" "Sorry I don't talk to girls below B cup" "Dad please I miss you I'm just 10" these bitches singing this song tho -_- Damn it be cold fo a colored man I like my women how i like my guns.. Recently discharged and covered in blood. RT @abstractnights: stop fucking stepping on flowers Feeling like Gemma Teller - lies eventually killed her but she protected those she loved till her last breath I think all people should get the chance to go to college whether they are black, mexican, or smart I hope Franken goes into Rap and calls himself "The Rimjobber" What do you call a gay on rollerskates Rolaids 71.4°F: Dew point 59.9°F: Heat index 71.4: Wind S: 6.9 mph.: Rain rate 0.0 per hr.: Year to date 6.3inches.: 8:37:09 pm 4 01 2017 For a brief moment I was filled with joy at the thought of recreating this for my own room cause it was step by step and completely awesome. And then I saw tan(x)=14.25 and noped my way back out. Whats common about a blind guy and baby? They dont make any fuss when you push them off a ledge. Sakura Clicker? Jesus, Matthew, get a fucking life. Rose theorizes that a similar “unspoken bargain between the machine and its constituencies” kept reform at bay under Richard M. Daley after he became mayor in 1989. "RT @stelllaaa_: Hate bitches that post pictures like ""get a girl that can do both"" Do what ma? Be ugly two times?" what 's the hardest thing about rollerblading ? telling your parents that you 're gay . What's the difference between my refrigerator and a 5 year old? My refrigerator doesn't scream when I put my meat in it. I have bookmarked the site and will check up on it often . How many downsyndromes can you fit in a police car? Six. Two in the front, 3 in the back and one on top shouting NEE NAW NEE NAW! Much funnier when shouted in person with some good spastic impressions. Former basketball superstar Michael Jordan is the most recognized face in the world, more than the pope himself. Can you provide specific examples of the sexism and transphobia you have experienced, so the board can decide if training is necessary. Niggas get some pussy and go talk all about it on twitter like they don't know how to act. I swear niggas can be so lame and annoying. The Bloodbath in New York has given me an idea: Could a Prime Minister be removed from office for being insane? FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY Visit our FAQ section for answers to the most popular questions...… https://t.co/S10UA3BjnB RT @TheBloodShow: Girls really made being a hoe kool on Twitter What do you call a woman with 35% brain power? A widow. As Luke Zimmerman Would Say It... Life Goes Up And I Have Downs What is black people's favourite dish? The empty one. Yeah nothing to do with growing up being told as such @liamkiniery Men's MMA is far better than women MMA #notsexist #justbiology Ppl really thinking I went to the salon or somn to do my box braids! All me 😊😋 *pats self on the back * Many of these non-essential government jobs and bureaus could probably be eliminated altogether Osama is dead. There's so many good choices it 's hard to pick just one all time favorite . As more and more Black voters begin to see through Democrat lies, they turn Conservative (NOT Republican...Conservative) As a result, Democrats must replace the "victims" they took advantage of for decades Hence the massive effort coming to retain #DACA, illegal immigrants, and import more Muslims I saw the predator today. Then I snuck in to see the nun. *typical catholic boy Do you know why crows steal ?? Cz they are black 👤👤 How does chess relate to people in real life? Whites always come first Im Joo-eun To Appear In Weekend Drama 'Thief-nom, Thief-nim' As Chaebol Heiress https://t.co/bfWsFgfFGY What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night and you see your TV levitating? Pull out a gun and say “put it down nigger”. "RT @ChillOnTommy: ""swearing is unattractive"" WELL IM ALREADY UGLY SO FUCK U" Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? She's dead. I'm sick of hearing all this stuff about feminism. I'm a white male, does that make me rich? I'm not 'empowered' just because I'm a guy. Do you know how many scholarships I can't apply for because I'm male? "RT @StamperTV: @jacksfilms ""Harry Potter and that Nigga with Debt"" and he just kinda shrugs and pays it off real slow, real boring film" You know, down in the south there are so many black people Every month’s Spooktober After entering high school he gradually drifted away from his earlier friends, began to lose interest in his studies, and began to show alarming irresponsibility. No, you don't. @Shut_Up_Jeff: I thought of a really funny joke and I promise I'm not sexist but I have to say it. Depression How do you guys deal with this endless sadness? What is a hebephile's least favorite awards show? Teen Choice. I'm not sure what my stance on abortion is Like I'm all for killing babies, just not sure about giving women the choice.. "Future said he ""see hell everywhere"" and I didn't care in the slightest about his well being 😂😂😂😂😂too fire" Why weren't there any black people in the Flintstones They were still apes So i bought condoms for my party at rite aid and the lady gave me a dirty look, just now i came back and bought trash bags #imagineherface girl cos is hoping the world doesnt see ur entire ass every five seconds ft. even if you wear shorts under then u worry abt ppl seeing that Driving down Don Carlos with my dad, starts pointing out houses and apartments he used to party at 😂😂 my dude Why is Harry Potter a fictional movie? the red head has friends Im not racist Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people. Why is The Red Pill, an ideology that not only strictly polices men's gender roles, but also discounts a majority of men as lesser "betas", so prevalent on here? nigga Hermann weed means kill dicksuck said just amina koyjim why jizz that he kill tits dangerous nigga this thread seems pretty dead lately. i think it would be cool to hear about anyone who has made any good friends from one of the cookouts . Whats the difference? Whats the difference between a White Jew and a Black jew? The Black jew has to sit in the back of the oven. Sad to see Trump and NRA humping Strange's leg. Some of the comments on this post are pretty disheartening the whole me-being-republican thing must really bug these right wing nutjobs that dislike me so much. Negro Parolee Strangles Elderly White Couple In Their Home , Suspected In Another Murder ... The rolling stones were asked to sing a song at an American Prison. They said they already painted it black. Police beat feb. 14 _ police beat _ observer-reporter Fire ruled accidental: A state police fire marshal ruled that a Feb. Francesca ... Men who use their cell phones very often are more likely to have a hard time sleeping at night and may experience symptoms of depression. It'd be a real shame if firefighters let Schumer or Pelosi's House burn down because their not getting paid.... what does a black guy do after sex ? too life . Half-Life 2: Episode 2 had an ending that I actually cried about. The screen goes dark, you can still hear the sobs, and then the credits start. I didn't know I could get so emotionally attached to a bunch of polygons like that. My dog is number 1 bae and way over these hoes 😂❤️ I suggest you go away and get an education , New Grange , built in 3200bc is the oldest building in Europe . What's the difference between a bullet and a Jew? The bullet leaves the chamber. I impress da young white girl next doe by taking out my giant negro thang and usin it to flip da hamburgers for da #KoolQueefTribute  Guys! I am not Justin Bieber! Stop sending me DMs and messages for Justin. Send your love to him directly @justinbieber there is nothing for a man to improve his features besides surgery Women can cheat and have makeup and go from there looksmatch to above it by 3 points it's legitimate suicide fuel there was another thread on here that said all makeup should be laced with a lethal or deforming chemical I 100% agree I need a new website. I need you to design and build a website for my small business. We are manufacturer of so… https://t.co/BcgVIPIVYU The White Horse gig was by far the best gig EVER by a Racial band in Ireland , and a packed house too ... What is cool about depression branded knives? They have the best cutting edge technology Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No, neither have they Lock this post if you want to be gangbanged by twenty black men. I like my coffee like I like my women. Anything but black. Why he try say alexi stole Jo bitch lmao why do the scottish wear kilts ? because sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile a way ! The 72 hours are up this morning at 8am. Imma keep my promise, rough times make tough people, it's just all about if you willing to fight with me. Please, put a link to follow the results as long as the count of votes begin ! its ridiculous that 5 year old kids can get hormones to change their gender, but incels can't get testosterone to make them more masculine Every time I 've ever taken this test I got roughly around the same spot . Self-awareness at critically low levels @YouknowitsDoug im not sexist but some bitches are dumb There was a soccer match between Brazil and Ethiopia. *better if you read it out loud* Score: Brazil - 8 Ethiopians didn't. ...because ain't nobody got time to pick all that cotton. math teacher always drawling with all this fucking homework wtf STOP SENDING ME YOUR SUICIDE NOTES Srsly guys sthap i know you are trolling . But your too pretty too be gay! If the caskets a rockin'... Don't knock I'm cumming. Why did your brother go to night school? Because he wanted to learn to read in the dark! yesterday i had some really hot sex with my teacher . i love being homeschooled . Wait first ! how did you @Missmoshiku get the guys account number for you to return the money ? 😕😕 #5kbae #keepthechangebae @FirstBankngr I wish I could feel the adrenaline moving through my body by jack johnson from jack and jack have followed me What's the difference between a gay guy and a Washing Machine A Washing Machine doesn't get STDs after you drop a load in it. Goodnight to everyone except the jack ass ticket scalpers that blasted the Tour De Columbus show ticket prices on StubHub. RT @GabrielaAngela4: @JacklynAnnn @TheOneMiss_Luu bitches lover the word quality because they quality Bitches. SJWs attack an open source video game for depicting cartoon women wearing bathing suits at the beach What is the scientific term for Islam? Explosive diarrhea You can pitch a tent. Found dontcomplain can't directly link the post in the subreddit but it's on r / rateme Does anybody know any funny Reddits to follow? I’m bored as hell and just want to laugh a lot. Let them hoes be greatRT @keyawnagallatin: Y'all bitches be really reaching for the side-titty look How do you know when your wife is dead? The sex stays the same, but the dishes start piling up. Jim & Andy The Great Beyond... Wow I had no idea he was so far into character! The Reptile Zoo I know is not actually a Zoo , but they take care of the animals who are dropped by people who does n't like their animals anymore . Tomorrow you will accept it and the day after that you will embrace it . did you guys here ? harriet tubman is being put on the $ bill ! history reference are any groups lobbying for men's rights are there any groups lobbying for men's rights,what about things like walks or making the public more aware of men's rights issues? So this is the 1st time since moving to ATX that there's an opportunity & safe route to take to work on my bicycle. It's p exciting actually Some people just don't fucking get that you're going through something. WHY TF WOULD MY BESTFRIEND DELETE HIS FUCKING TWITTER Do you ever stop and think, this guys a fucking pussy? How do you find your nigger in the dark? Ask them to smile Women are honestly disgusting for using the ‘n’ word all the time It’s not like I asked them for their consent! "RT @Drumnurse: ""That's fucked up"" ~me trying to console someone😳" Was it at a certain age or because of a certain incident that you realised you were incel? Haiku have three lines Syllables five seven five The lines rarely rhyme. What will it take convince normies that women cannot be lonely? GA6. Karen Handel? S.Perdue's SOS -rob teachers of promised Nat.Certif. pay. Then ran S.G.Komen cancer fund & DUMPED P.Parenthood #Ossoff Kyles been watching the masters for the past 3 hours and I swear watching paint dry would be more entertaining #fallingasleep Watch out from Turkey they have a little score to settle with you guys . No clout. I WONT GIVE A RAT NO FAME I WON'T GIVE A RAT NO CLOUT. Why you throwing stones at houses? Have u got a bullet proof house? Nah RT @HockeyDrunk: "Playoff hockey sucks." Dude, have a snickers. You're retarded when you're hungry. "won't y'all just die if 13RW wins an emmy and stan twitter says ""it's not the producers, it's the actors"" bc same" Being an "anti-Semite" means that you are opposed to all things the Semites have done - not just race replacement. What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command. @SEENIVAS have you heard of this new keyboard cover that lets kids feel their words? Coming soon! https://t.co/veU1XZTEfM Perhaps this person would care to use the PM facility and let others know how happy he/she is to join WS . Why should you shoot a school full of blacks? When the police arrive on scene, they've got more than just you to target. Let me go out on a limb, was the bomber's name "Mohammed"? Roy Moore’s not stepping down: "I'll quit standing when they lay me in that box and put me in the ground" "Choke me daddy" is so boring "Put me in the gas chamber mein führer" is better Well I fucked up, who can help me get into Remo tomorrow? I think I 'll get me a couple of these things . i used to think i was a winter person but god the sun is out n im in such a good mood cause of it like im over being cold n sad tbh my dick is not my son but i will beat it i hate ah dirty house!!! foul living bitches What do you call a retard doing a handstand? Upside-Downs. where does a suicide bomber go when he dies all over the place . TWITTER IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE...filled with pussies. "what I see as a fact" rofl @aliffabr Emotions get in their way far too often. I'm not sexist, I'm just stating what I see as a fact. matched with a hot asian girl she probably accidently swiped right Can I check your bag? Have you accepted your fate as an incel or are you still trying? Harvey Weinstein is just a heavy object dragged in front of the front door to stall the approaching angry mob while his even sleazier peers try to sneak out the bathroom window. might be an old joke but it 's still funny feminism Going to a convention is horrible as an incel So many beautiful girls, and you have 0% chance with any of them. Arguments against dumb feminists I have a few people in some of my classes who are feminists, It is hard to debate them because they don't listen to logic or facts, what are some good arguments that can be sued against them? A lot of it could be mostly blacks with Hispanics though . I watch less than an hour of TV in two weeks most of the time . Walked into BioChem and someone was sitting in the seat Ive sat in every single day, all semester. 😡💩 Do words such as consciousness, expansion, love, and freedom excite you? how do you make a muslim 's phone explode ? set it to airplane mode . You nigguhs glorifying pussies Reddit would benefit if all women were not allowed to make accounts Discuss Pedophiles.... are fucking immature assholes. My girlfriend told me to fuck her... Then I woke up… Well better have another round on my girls rotting corpse! Whats the best compliment you can give to a person? I like you only,you only knew 2 genders Had plans with my girlfriend, but she's ditched them to play rainbow 6 siege with her other girlfriend. Looks like I'm the April fool :( Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black. They're not menthol. Where did the refugees go during the bombing? Everywhere. there is - a house - in new orleans splash splash glub glub blub blub blub Lingard is on 100,000 a week wages fucking hell hahahahahaha Having children is the absolute worse thing one could ever do Unless you can guarantee that the kid will live a great life, you're dooming him or her to a lifetime of pain and misery. #DACA wesee that over 100 Corpotations headlined by Facebook, Amazon, all those who hire illegals have signed a letteer to Congress saying they want #DACAIm sure that will include a YUGE bonus for them Call #President trump on his number speak to one of the reps who answer#202-456-1414 NO #DACA #ThankAFeminist for their "trolling" #LetsTalkMen and exposing their hypocritical whining about men using #EverydaySexism or #YesAllWomen. "I was asked""Are you feeling yourself today?"". Just wanted to buy a hat at this fine retail establishment but yeah I do tend to do that, why?" Whats the similarity between a PC and a black person It only has a mother (board) I'm fine with gays, and I'm fine with lesbians, but it's the people who can't decide that bother me. Like, the ones who can't decide which ones they like more, or what gender they are. You have to pick a side people! I'm happy because you're happy. Even though it doesn't include me anymore...😕 it's ok. I'll be here for you always, hooot... Congratts! I think East Indians may be considered white too because on the census Asian means Oriental as Asia is a HUGE continent . right on !! i want a lil ' rotweiler , when i het one his/her name will be schatzi !! aww cause it will be my sweetie !!! - val ! ( i love that smiley ! ) Net Neutrality would've permitted the UN to run the internet...good news we dodged this bullet Why did Stephen Hawking live for so long after he was diagnosed with MND? He turned on Power Saver mode Asians are so obsessed with math, their porn has tentacles just so they can keep counting. Me and Lisa always always always wear black & I show up to her house in a grey zip & that's what she's wearing lmao The amount of slothy Ass people in Walmart is literally disgusting """Experience repentance. Nothing draws you closer to the Lord Jesus Christ than a desire to change."" #ElderCosta #LDSconf" How do piss off your wife? Tell her your 9 year old daughter can ride better than her. I am looking forward to MacGyver tonight because the original Jack Dalton is on the show. This damned hat! All these fucking kids and teachers looking at him like he's a fucking television! this fool had me begging for a 4th to play a fucking tournament but he had entered us into XB1 tournament LMAOO @Legendary_DGame @SirViinx Wtf! JD didn't give the record deal to Deetranada! He gave it to Nova bootleg August Alsina looking ass😒😒 #TheRapGame smh waken....baken .! chowing down sum overnight lobster i know this gonna put a hutrting on my stomach ,smh "This real life version of @StephenKing's ""The Stand"" is shaping up nicely. #syria #Tomahawk #SyriaGasAttack" Is Sex Going To Be Banned All Together Seems Like It With All Of These Sexual Misconduct And Allegations Coming Out Everyday Just One After Another You Can't Hardly Keep Up Did you know princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment how are scientists able to decide if a potato is a vegetable ? they test whether its pupils react to light . "RT @SuperTeeWhy: [A Dad about to give the birds & the bees talk] ""Son, when-"" *Watches son try to poke a Capri Sun for 35 minutes* ""Know…" I used to go to uni with an Arabic guy. We called him 9/12 because he was always late to class. what do the jewish race and an overdue essay have in common ? both should have been finished off a long time ago I been away for awhile, had no idea of all he follows, THANK You SO Much :-) What do apples and black people have in common ? They both look better hanging from trees! Teach him to be proud of his white heritage and let him know that acting like a wigger is demoralising him ... A black man was invited to a KKK party... He was indecisive and didn’t know if he should go or just stay home so he procrastinated all evening. Eventually he decided to text back to accept their invitation. They left him hanging. Try to connect with your grandparents before it's too late... Punching a cold corpse just doesn't have the same effect, ya know? The British government who throw people in jail for posting mean word's on the internet now want returning moslems who fought with ISIS to not face jail & to be reintergrated into society.What could possibly go wrong? I like my women how I like my cigars 7 years old and from Cuba niggas be fucking me over not knowing what they got 🤣 bettttttttttt How do you tactically bring down a big corporation? With two planes. Thanking the lord for blessing me with another day of precious life! I'm grateful, humble, and positive! All smiles! Day by day! 🙏🏾🙌🏾😁 I wonder if Stephen Hawking made the windows shutting down sound before he died Why muslim kids can't have driving lesson and sexual education the same day ? The camels need to take a break I confessed to the priest that I had masturbated whilst thinking of my sister. "That's a terrible sin," he said, "especially as you have a gorgeous younger brother." """ animal friend in My ass"" You need some Help @realDonaldTrump 😤😤😤😤 #SaveAlaskanBear FROM FUCKING TRUMP. https://t.co/7ADxKIILUs" What did the black kid get on his SATs? BBQ sauce Raped a pregnant bitch... Told my friends i had a threesome (by tyler) What do goats and middle eastern countries have in common? They're both getting fucked by isis Those Asians and Blacks would continue to imitate Whites just to gain an upper hand or just to show that they are `` superior '' . What do you call an orgy with black people? A pile of shit. Comments all blocked and hidden on the bahar mustafa post in Not The Onion Keep me off the drink until the weekend fucking hell Ana I can walk but I was runnin up Northumberland street mortal to munchies LN 😂😂😂 why are black people better than jews at basketball ? because the kikes wo nt drop the dimes and the coons are great at stealing . Watching conservacucks slobber all over the Western Wall makes me ill. What's red, white, and black? A dead nigger strapped to a white bedspread What’s the difference between an Arab and a planted bomb? One you have a chance to defuse and the other is a psychotic extremist with a thirst for the blood of infidels Jews are like water They're both solid when they come out the freezer. What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger Well you 're wishing for the majority of white people in Britain to have their children burn in front of them and watch their flesh melt off of their bodies . What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it's put in the oven. I try to follow back anyone who follows me but my followers are growing quickly, so if I don't follow back within a couple days don't be afraid to hit me up for a follow back! How can you know Santa isn't Jewish? Santa goes down the chimney. Edit: spelling In the court yard, without ski boots St. Bartholomew stood in fresh powder, offering a winterized pumpkin in his outstrectched hand. if i have three cans of mountain dew in one hand and three bags of doritos in the other , what do i have all up ? aspergers . I wish there was a woman fat and ugly enough that she would love me my school has started a " civility " initiative . What do you call the section of the school for autistic kids? Down Town... Just kidding, the shooting range RT @gioisblack: Goodbye you faggot http://t.co/oJKZjkgVXL Like tf I don't even know how to cook a turkey. It ain't thanksgiving, all the things in the world to make and she gets a turkey 🤦🏽‍♀️😒 Went to a cinema in Kenya. I thought i was alone until a funny bit. what 's the difference between santa claus and the jews ? santa goes * down * the chimney . "hate when bitches say ""ion need nobody "" but be mad when nobody check on you , well shawty you don't need me so 🤷🏽‍♀️." What do all school shooting have in common? Dead children and happy parents the 1960'scast of Hollywood Squares CarolBurnet TIm Conway HarveyCorman Milton Berle plz look into the mattr a daughtr is missing n gvt is silent plz try to find #WhereisNoreenLaghari & #recoverNoreenLaghari @BBuhttoZardari it’s official #fapforeverfeburary is a thing spread the word rowdy negros I see a lot of new people here, introduction to black pill If you think all Great Ideas come from a few dead white guys, you really need to get out of that Ivory Phallus Tower. And get a better life. I attended a sexual harassment seminar yesterday... so I think I’m really good at it now. Can’t wait to try it out. I only came to my afternoon dance class and I swear if I see there's only one person there I'm walking out and heading to find my prom dress I see nothing wrong at all with Dr. Duke selling his book.He has dedicated years and many long hours to this cause and maybe you should rethink your statement . what 's the difference between a park bench and a black guy ? the park bench can support a family . Did you hear about Madden 19? He should have used the shotgun formation. Welcome to Fritz Klingingberg , loyaldefender , c13 and anyone else who may have started posting recently . I like my women how I like my coffee... ground up and in the freezer. u/ursois I dont want to stay young forever b’coz if I do, I won’t be having my best dream which is to grow old with you. #DTBYIsItReal What do you call an empty restaurant? A blackmans buffet Knowing that someone is dead is easy to see, but trying to grasp that the spirit is gone is the real challenge. 😰😔 George michael such a fag Why did all the jews go to concentration camps? They heard there was free lodging. Liberals right now: Smh wish that woke bae Hillary​ Clinton was bombing Syria instead of Dangerous Donald Drumpf If I were a kid today...Michelle Obama's lunch would wind up in the trash can I'm fucked up, homie you fucked up But we gonna be aight!! I saw 4 guys beating up a kid just because he was gay, so I went over there to help. He had no chance against all 5 of us. What is the most common name for a black dude? King Kong Why bring your anger out on others when you can be happy and focus on the positives regardless of any situation 💖💖 One of my Oneitis was crying in one of my periods today/not exactly sure how to feel I feel kinda bad for watching her crying, but I assume she got dumped by chad/Tyrone after pump and dump so I feel great today Adiobaye has to walk 10 miles a day just to get clean water. I'm so mean to my adopted African son. Our favorite r/FA mod loves r/Drama cunt for bullying me and telling me to kill myself What is the leading cause of Pedophilia in America? Sexy children i have been using Firefox for about 6 months now. ive never looked back , IE is so slow when compared to FF If I had a dollar for every racist thing I said Some black mother fucker would probably rob me. Self-loathing is a sign of introspection I find it to be a good and attractive quality what are the similarities between a hard nipple and a jew ? they both disappear after a hot shower 50 people killed today And none of them is me.... Not only that, but this rocket surgeon apparently doesn't understand the difference between comments and man pages. Isn't he precious? >tfw girls with social anxiety and boyfriend how? Josh always says the only person he cheats on me with is Mary Jane and I wanna slap the shit out of him when he says that shit 😂😂 if you play close attention you realize humans are actually unattractive humans are not aesthetically pleasing if i was an alien and found this corrupt species i would rope instantly.m The headline brings to mind an old joke ; I have bad news and good news for ya . what s the difference between jelly and jam ? i do n't know they both taste the same out of my cellmates ass . Man what a fucking tag team title match. 5* #NXTTakeOver .@brenbarber Chemaly is a special kind of twit. MASTER of whining about 3rd world horrors to justify writing about things like #PottyParity. The people are getting their money's worth today. The men are stepping it up. Clean performances after another. #WorldFigure #helsinki2017 Honestly, if this was a button mistakenly pushed by an employee, A) how stupid is said employee, B) said employee should be fired immediately and C) Hawaii should come up with a better, more secure way to preclude this system from being accidentally activated in the future. For anyone wondering why we have 700~ people on the sub #Virginia governor’s race, analysis of Elections.... ● Never run an election with an old #SwampCreature... #FreshBlood and a real Americana #WeThePeople spirit wins elections! High heels are pure evil and only make life harder for short men Dumb short bitches all wear these high heels and high heeled boots then look down on short men, totally disregarding them from the dating pool. #Truth will out #SpeakFreely #USA #Freedom #Liberty A man is driving through the US border The customs officer asks him "Are these your kids?" the man replies "Yes, but not the ones in the trunk!" A woman dies in stampede in front of Kattakada Taluk office. 1000s of people had gathered to submit requests on funds promised by LDF govt For everyone that is involved in this space, there's a huge personal risk. People get targeted. Friends and family get targeted. Dont fucking come and whisper stuff in my ear or call me a muza. Go fys What would you call a bunch of Hispanics pushing a bus down the street? Jail break I guess I've been doing a good enough job that a PUA/MRA site decided I was public enemy #1. Something to write home about? RT @TheDouch3: Bitches tweeting "relationship goals" w/no man, job, or real desire to stop being a hoe or partying every weekend. Jus a iPh… The reality is that I would never in a million years fuck someone even half as ugly as me Wouldn't be able to develop attraction. dancing Armenians , if sombody can find any non white Armenian , i bid i 'll eat yelow pages without cooking ! 2 things you need to do as a female in 2017 to lead a happy fullfilling life 1. be born 2. breathe I really hate when friends try to emotional blackmail you. They're really starting to hate I learned to say no. Cockroaches can live for a week without a head? Damn. I only lived for fifteen minutes without head. There's hot girls all around, but he wants a committed relationship. Who wants a committed relationship? What are you, fucking gay? Justin Bieber fakes his permanent bitch face and it bugs the shit out of me. Yay - washing w/ cold water got all the blood out of our wash cloths! Now we can reuse them. (To keep our furniture clean while dilating.) I'm leaving this sub Going to the shops, be back in 30 minutes Edit: I'm back good to see you guys Roommate:: Once I got into the club, I just HAD to leave. Me:: Why? Roommate:: Because it smelled like black people. There were too many black people. Me:: You know I'm half black right?.... Roomate:: No, you're not. You're Latina. Me:: What do you think "latina" is? It's a mixture of black, Indian and white. You've seen my mom before. Roomate:: Oh... I didnt know there were black Latinos. Yeah, I guess your mom does look black because she has their nose and their hair but you don't. You have nice silky hair and a pretty nose. You look nothing like your mom. That's what I meant by "you look more latina." I felt angry and disgusted. Angry for the fact that she actually said what she did and disgusted because she knows nothing about history of people outside the United States. Ha he's a bit of a idiot :p yes we are he's wasting away slooowly😵 Let me guess, nursing? Any fucking way. A plane is going over my house and I jumped why are black people so good at running events in the olympics ? they spend their whole lives sprinting away from gunshots . edit : wording Possible comment solution We all know the shit happening right now. However, if we comment “I have white guilt”, but link it to an image or some text that you want to say, we might be able to get around it! No homo. Is negro acceptable? What about Niger? Ape? Coon? Crow? It seems all these are accepted Edit: Niger, referring to the country what s the difference between the brazil world cup team and harvey weinsteins former assistant ? brazil actually got raped I'm solid brick, I look cold and damp, and I smell exotic like toxic mold. What do sneakers and jews have in common? They're more common in 39 than 45 Until you hoes start actually fucking with me then I'll give props but until then you HOES trash 👎👎👎💁👏👐😊 Do you think Stephen Hawking's last word was the windows shutdown jingle? It's the first pub crawl I can legally participate in and I have to go home to do an insurance claim.. FUCK Please Brothers......I understand all of this is Difficult ........We must stay Together....TOGETHER MEANS TOGETHER....NO THIS NO FUCKS Y0US........TOGETHER......WE HAVE THE GOAL......AND THE SAME FIGHT.....WE DONT PUNCH RIGHT .....EVER.....FOCUS....YOU VIKINGS ARE WHAT IS STRENGTH......WE ARE ALL Why do you never see a black person with Down syndrome? God doesn't punish twice. Lagging like fuck and all im getting is hitmarkers fucking stupid RT @JazzRiley: Wat type of bitch ass nigga rape a innocent female What did I say after eating a bad egg? This tastes like a chicken had an abortion Totally not sexist. At all. @Griffith_Bempah Why is there women's football I'm not sexist but I find it irrelevant Why do feminists always choose to play the ukulele instead of the guitar? Because they’re already used to doing 66% of what a man can do. I saw a chef add some chopped up vegetables to his soup Well that explains the empty wheelchairs. How do you kill a hundred flies at once??? Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frypan does have some drawbacks. but a 2nd toggle saying 'show me accts older than N days' is easy. metadata already exists. client/policy update. During halloween, I went around town dressed up as a ghost until a cop approached me We instantly connected once he joined me in beating up that black kid I hate Facebook sooo much. With every fiber in my being. On Facebook I become petty and nosy and I just don't like it. W H I T E P O W E R H I T E P O W E R The only thing more disgusting than a White woman with a groid is a White woman who drags her White child into the filth with her . "Honestly, I don't care about the ""difference"" of cinnamon buns and rolls, I just love food and debates😂" bitches at rick's in justice tank tops tho Prashant Pradushan(Bhushan)-mentally corrupt, Spiritually Bankrupt - Shame on him for His mindless thought about Lord Krishna. 772:488 And so far blameless proves my enterprise That I have 'nointed an Athenian's eyes: And so far am I glad it so did sort, #AMNDBots What do you call it when a gay man busts a nut Fruit shoot There's a Britney Spears live concert in Vegas where Nick Jonas stands kt paling depan skali.. Nick Jonas dgn muka blur nya.. i wanna die! 😭 3 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/7Sog9fThUI best incel music me first system of a down - mind So I went to go see a game of basketball last night I wondered why they had a monkey exhibit in the arena until I realized it was the court 13 Meeting the Nazis If the Jews manage to push the whites killed to say fifteen million white people killed the probability that all Jews would be killed in the process may well be something like 99.9999999999 probability that all Jews would be killed. You're Filipina? But your eyes are so big! I made a joke about food Africans didn't get it What is the name of the son of an actor with down syndrome? Robert Downey Jr. What does the muslim say after waterboarding? Allah cough cough! i will do arenas one day. well at least thats my goal. i am so thankful for everything i have. ive never been this happy. 😊 These bitches need to get out of bed and I'll make them cheeseburgers (: #ImAHomie Real chads dont browse reddit and real normies dont browse r/incel you fucking drive me crazy.....are you attached? https://t.co/jd50kb2BdO Can't see anything This isn't a joke but for me it just says nothing's here @jeonjustinhyung @happeesy We'll stay there for 1 month. But in manila, from May 5 to May 7 since im attending the concert. Business idea: Movie theatre that serves all day breakfast. What I'm saying is I could use some pancakes. If you have platonic female friends, then you're either gay or retarded. there was no repeat of the thrilling, frenzied, violence in the previous episode #ThePoint The fucking wall. A Breitbart parrot. Jobs, which aren't happening. C'mon, kids. Say SOMETHING. Oh, Christ. I heard SOROS! How are Chinese kids named? Drop em of the stairs and the sound that comes out of them is their name Can you please not use the word queer? It's a derogatory word. It makes me uncomfortable. God damn, some people. All we should ask of feminism is that they stop saying they're "working on men's issues". Replacement monitor arrived. I now have 24" (vertical) - 28" - 28". This may be too much desktop. I have to turn my head #firstworldproblems wasn't he just moved to the HR department as punishment? Statistics have shown When it comes to choosing breasts vs ass, Men prefer blowjobs Yeah they are buying a lot of houses around my area to probz so they can house there massive inbred family when they come over to the UK . Stop trying to say you're some kind of minority just because you're mixed. You look white, okay?! How do you remove crime in a fast and efficient way? Stab every pregnant black woman you see. What does a nigger and a tractor have in common Did you know rats die when they have sex? Well the one I fucked did So i joined the Rush Comp chat to say ggs to rexi on that 4v4 and niggas getting mad for no reason🌝 #NowPlaying is I Hate School by Damn Vandals #Listen now at @EGHRocks #EGHRocks People who act like they don't understand power relations need to keep their goddamned mouths shut about sexism it's so annoying when your friends go out and are like 'aw you should of come' um well i would of if i got a fucking invite She goes from a geisha tease to a ninja with ease! hitler joke what did hitler say when he was blindfolded i can not nazi Yes, we are but you will find these people are often Nordic as their subrace . Why do i prefer eating fruits to vegetables? There's no wheelchair to worry about Anyone here to roll dota2/cs or some other games to cope together? What does a creaky old refrigerator and a young boy have in common ? The screech they make when I put my m e a t in them. @chrislhayes I think you might be the only MSM person to not fall for the supposed pivot. I simply cannot believe what I'm hearing from some I'm watching it happen. I'm watching the numbers climb. This is bonkers. #LawAndOrderSVU Kim Burgess = bad ass 👊🏼💪🏼 @marinasqu @NBCChicagoPD A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, “Where’d you get that from?” The parrot replies, “Africa. There are tons of them.” To anyone who watched Infinity War Who would have known most of the cast were Jews... need to focus on us, can't change anything what has happened tonight at Southend or what happens tomorrow at Oxford, let's do our bit #sufc Main White House leakers: Among the sources he taped, I'm told, are Steve Bannon and former White House deputy chief of staff Katie Walsh. This bitch ask me why I dont hit her up.and that I dont talk to her....bitch want me to hit her up so she can ignore or respond hours later So many people hate cops for killing black people. But they don't hate me for blowing out a monkey's brains. what do you do after having sex with a bald headed female ? put her back into the cradle . before one can come in as first, the must be third and second place prior to their goal. Still cannot figure out how the green car in our parking lot is always parked fucked up?! Like what are you doing?! I know a lot will disagree with me but I still think they're still some good great Jews in this world Why should I continue to live if I'm never going to be happy? so , chester bennington hung himself . . guess he finally found a place for his head . Israel, before sending your soldiers to Syria, Pull out their nails so they cannot be tortured The White House is just like every other white house because a black guy always manages to get in. What's the difference between will to live and my dick The 13 children in my basement have no will to live inside them LOL, ballot box stuffing, Dallas County style. What does the N in Ku Klux Klan stand for? Niggers im going to be moving from southern california soon to washington and i was wondetring how many people here are in the seattle tacoma area thanks steven Sometimes coffee doesn't help me at all and sometimes I can literally feel it bring me to life with every sip 1/several These are some of the people I like to follow for their content and responsiveness Déplorable bakokitty @bakokitty Dancing Queen @AngieNC Juana Atkins @Spanishbride MAGA Hero @Arcadehero Paula Richey aka "Polly Valent" @OtherRealm Pavlov's Cat @pavlovscat Dave @Grumpy_Hoosier they need to feel it on their skin , so next time they wont give my land to the some subhuman muslim dogs . I know it's for girls, but it's actually really good! what 's the worst part of bragging about your latest sexual escapade ? waiting for the statute of limitations to expire . What is something that is easy to get into but hard to get out of? A Thai cave. New York 's Old Pennsylvania Station , What a tragic loss , to promote Jewish `` Modern '' filth , no surprise ! D A Y 3 6 4 NO ONE IN JAIL What do you call it when you hit your wife? Property Damage Obama tried to sell out the US to weaken and disable the US The Clintons tried to sell out the US to enrich themselves The Bushes tried to sell out the US because they were Globalists Almost THIRTY YEARS of trying to turn the US into a Third World Country And we want Trump to fix it in a year? Still awaiting that ballistics report from the Las Vegas shooting verifying that Paddock fired every round... #Fishy I'll pay yall niggas to get lost, how much y'all hoe niggas gunna cost ITT: Women express how badly they want to fuck a male pornstar. What's the worst than a nerd being Basketball Player A Nigga Becoming a Doctor I was away for the weekend that is why I did get around to posting my blood group ( I do n't see why I should bother anyway ) BTW , I am in blood group `` O '' Brown eyes are the only color of eyes that Blacks and Asians have , outside of any outside breeding . Nightly reminder that hugging your pillow will not make sleep and wake up better How many black people can fit in a car? 4 blacks and the policeman driving it I believe these apes may be on to something by chopping off penises to cure aids . What do you call a barn full of dead blacks ? Outdated farm equipment So as long as immigrants behave and respect British culture they can stay . see: "redundant" @DoDaDrew2 Can I just fast forward to where I have a wife who cooks for me and cleans? I'm not sexist, just old school. Role call Just wanna make sure we're all still here safe and sound used to be just saturday nights that east burnett would get me now it's saturday afternoons and nights I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage I agree with you , but at the same time this particular group makes white christians look very bad . I don't know if faith can move mountains but I've seen what it does to skyscrapers. Why is it that a drunk woman having sex with a sober guy is rape but a drunk man having sex with a sober woman is consensual? Exclusive: U.S. regulator removes top examiner for Wells Fargo - HIGH. MY NAME IS CARRIE. ITS MY PROM. I WARNED U. PREPARE 4 BLOOD. PIGS Im quoting no one but myself . Cite me, I fucking dare you . "Mmmmkay so one of the deli guys at MacTaggarts just said ""Have a good day Jamila"".. & I have never told him my name........." What's white on top and black on bottom Society I can't work out how to do that, that's not how girl brains work. I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats Prophets are going through the roof. im out of 1 ingredient for dinner and im wishing right now I had a 16 year old child who just passed their driving test to go get it 👩🏼‍🍳👶🏼🚗 THIS is precisely why I do n't watch his videos . Poor Jews! That's like an oxymoron! The problem is there 's so many white liberal self hating traitors on the same side as the Jews and nonwhites . Me: there's @StuartWHOGG_ . Want to go and say hi? D: nah, lunch is in the car and it's corned beef 😂😂 #priorities #thinkswithhisbelly KISS (keep it simple, stupid) very much applies to designing a new feature. If Blizzard is proxying tweets, that's unnecessary and bad. There are some women who are strong willed women and yet remain good mothers and wives . Protip for people in puberty and pimples Use the power of osmoses to destroy pimples Like if you have a date and there is that one pimple that is fucking you up Scratch that piece of shit open And smear soap on it you know the hard soap Leave it there for a few min and wash Osmoses will dry that fucker and it will shrink with like 35 % I like my women like i like my homework Easy to do when others are around AS LONG AS THE DUAL ALLEGIANT JEW WILL REMAIN IN OUR COUNTRY THERE WILL BE TERROR..THEIR LOYALTY IS TO THEIR SATAN CREATED "RABBIS"..NOT TO US..WAS NEVER..NEVER..NEVER..WHY THEY FUCK WITH WAHHABIS..TO IMPOSE THEIR DIKTAT UNTIL THE END OF TIME..FREE OUR COUNTRY..FROM THEM..EXPEL THE PLAGUE..EXPEL HER Incest Incest! It’s the best! Put your sister to the test! Definitely did not get a chance to run revamped #crotasend this week. 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Chandimal run out (Taskin Ahmed/Rahim) 21(35), reckless from Chandimal as he does not slide his bat in. #SLvBan Morning study: Proverbs 15:28 The heart of the righteous studieth to answer: but the mouth of the wicked poureth out evil things. what does a black boy get for Christmas? A dad and money! jkjk he got shot [META] It's obvious to me they've invaded. "@BollywoodGandu @abhijitmajumder Not surprised with your ""answer"", that's what Abhijit was exactly talking about" new to this site looking for pure females in or around princeton ky THE ONLY WAY TO SURVIVE IS TO GO FORTH AND MULTIPLY what 's the best thing about being black ? not having to listen to those awful dad jokes . Bruh. Sasuke and Sakuras daughter gonna be a bad Uchiha bitch she rocked his ass tbh I feel bad for bruh but s/o to who raised him https://t.co/eWAkskOobC How old do you have to be at minimum to be considered incel? @hokutohidakas AND YOU FUCKING SEE NO SHINOBU THAT BOY HATES ME why does elon musk have so much faith in spacex 's ability to land on mars ? because spacey would have landed on a year old child . Don't know why they refer to rape as " Non Consensual Sex" Surely "Semi-Consensual" is more accurate. Those among you who still believe in women's rights, step forward and explain yourselves immediately. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles! Would women rather be boiled alive than date an incel? nigerian is a term for saying nigger while not getting called out for racism hi cnn broadcasting your shooting special documentary of j * * * * * * * * * * * * * * where they search teh shooters web history mauhfauhf woeoge heh heh ew cringe woomuahuauhauhauhauhahauhauhahuhauhauhauhfauhsdfuh there was a man , and his lips were swollen . this was he got shot , because people thought he was blaaacak oh gooodno My daughter started to choke! So as a responsible father, I pulled out. It's much easier to follow the stereotype of White people that their thought controllers fill their minds with . How do you win a war against trannies? Pull out the biology books. I mean, I'm all for feminism... but I just worry that if women all join the workforce, birth rates will plummet and the human race will go extinct. As expected, when the terrorist group Hamas won the election in Gaza it was the usual one man, one vote, one time, Islamist election. #Islam I eventually came to the conclusion that jews behave more like a criminal syndicate than any respectable religion . A black guy walks into a bar With a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Wow, that’s really neat! Where’d you get him?” “Africa.” The parrot says. Humans have had dogs as companions and workers for more than 14,000 years. #fact https://t.co/40zXPf5ONG https://t.co/j9Wx7z110d Jason: Will you be Scout's godfather... Me: Jason. He's EVERYONE's GODFATHER 😉 LOL #Jasam #GH #BabyGirlMorgan #Sason I was called "daddy" during sex the other night. I thought, "that's strange, she usually calls me dad..." How often go 8+ males get approached Say at a party What sits in the corner of the room slowly getting smaller? A baby trying to comb it's hair with a potato peeler I have dark brown hair and brown eyes and I 'm as pale as the moon . Latest reported attack on students by the local Negroes was on a couple out getting a pizza in the late evening hours , 4 Blacks jumped them on their walk home . .@a2daj123456 Thanks. I think it's hilarious. But, I realize there is a limited market for Terry Pendleton humor... I saw a blackpill post I saw a post here a few days ago about a girl that posted on Snapchat the amount of men she has fooled on messenger, does anybody have the link to that post? Why did the pedophile rush to the city pool? He heard a little girl shout “Mom, I’m dripping on everything” Things got out of control at my mom's house and she yelled at me to go home. The test results just came back. I'm going to be a father! That's why you neva beef ova hoes bra they be fucking wit everybody 👎🏾 nobody said I like him and I dont see the reason to like him to be honest WE HAVE ENOUGH CULTURAL HERITAGE FOR HUNDREDS OF GENERATIONS WE SHOULD BE PROUD OF WHAT WE DID NOT OF WHAT SOME AUSTRIAN DID !!! This is the headline i want to see before the weekend ends.. "Mexican acquitted of Kate Steinle murder found dead shot in head 9 times" i just heard the most terrible story about a german girl being gang raped by eight men . she screamed " no ! " over and over again and all they did was bring in another guy to join in . what do black people and apples have in common ? they both look great hanging from a tree Some of the first symbols used to portray the sun god is a circle with a cross inside . Man, I'm thirsty! Hey - what does a guy have to to do get some water around this place? They are not even married yet and she is worried about her "entitlements" if the marriage does not work out. Damn. Next time just stay home and drink it off, woman. Don't take any calls. #TCMParty #NoirAlley #TheBlueGardenia i dont like female psychologists i cant feel nice with them because i know they bullied some incel in high school The only thing the GOP has conserved is perpetual war in the Middle East and unregulated banking. What do a dull lawn mower blade and a lethargic emo have in common? They both don't cut like they used to The weakness of a bat is the wind up , when you draw back to swing you are wide open to attack for about 1/2 second . Need link to story I'm attempting to find the article about the two women who raped the 4 boys and didn't serve any jail time...Google and Bing seem to just not have this story at all can someone send it 2 me please? WW3 can't start soon enough When will humanity fall? Man proclaims himself to be a male feminist, gets shamed on /r/niceguys anyway Join us tonight between 8-10pm using #nevergiveup on all your tweets please. Lets be seen tonight and we thank you for helping. Corrie 💔💔 How do you turn a Christian into a Jew? Cremate him i 'll never understand it . ust a little bit of bleeding from her cunt makes my wife go absolutely mental with me for a whole week . in fairness though , i really did kick her quite hard down there . RT @OhLawdItsNiesha: That hoe Brittish got the fuckin NERVE @asheZ29 @mskyleighmarie bitches 😒 """Them Anime Betrayers, Fucks, Traitors, Got Money and Power On They're Fucking Sides."" #swagstarproductive" a needy friend that needs to save up for her own good, & not to always make her way to canteen & koop. thanks. hate once a year betters, either stay up till 4am betting on virtual racing like the rest of us or fuck off real shit these nigga was real!! These niggas was G'd up especially Devante, this movie gonna lit lol iaeno Swing was slapping niggas up I have long loved Tchaikovsky ballets and Mussorgsky operas and now I enjoy Russian traditional music as well . 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But when I became an Atheist for these past 3 years it has open up my world it's like I can finally breathe want to get that off my chest Why are there more black people run over in the winter? It's easier to see them. Eugene is going to die I can feel it in my gut too. I wouldn't really care anyway hahaha #thewalkingdead What's the best part about an 8-year-old girl in the shower? When you slick her hair back, she looks like a 6-year-old boy. I appreciate each and every one of you guys Even though our lives are trash I can never let go of the comfy little community we have here Am I correct to say: Dems unanimously voted against tax breaks for citizens & businesses Dems shut down the government to protect non U.S. citizens 40% of the people support Dems because MSN has them brainwashed #qanon #maga #releasethememo #greatawakening shortest numerical joke : what does tand for ? fucking someone with down syndrome . A black, a Mexican, and a Muslim are in a car. Who is driving? 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I meant bitch niggas RT @AndyRichter: Jesus, the Get Out sequel looks fucking terrifying https://t.co/cJRwj2QjzP Tomorrow is take a monkey to lunch day I made sure to tell Shaquisha to meet me at Popeyes. Sir, @narendramodi, I hv heard that Mr.MMJ wanted to lower down IIMs fees , so as to make it affordable for middle class and poors... West 1,2,3 in 17-18yrs 200 back Scott Gibson @ekswimteam /SLS, @Ryan_Retson @FIRSTSwim, Joe Watt @cogst #SNAGS2017 [Fuel type: suicide][Octane: 91]: "I've been sexually active since I was 15, and I have almost always been in a relationship or had someone to have sex with." 23 year old man just went missing while walking down a river about 2 miles from me . What do you call a black guy riding a bike? Of course you call him a thief, you racist. Perpetuating a culture where abuse is tolerated and targets of abuse are mocked for speaking out against their abusers. Watch yo hoe SCCCRR TEM UMA FUCKING MUSICA DE DIE ANTWOORD EM PALO ALTO Yeah ... beatings ... That was a real thing, in the Catholic world. And child abuse - real. But we must forgive the church? - fuck that. We had about 500 people in DC last year for a rally and concert and several dozen more at a rally the same day in Topeka . What do you call a Muslim on a skateboard Radical Islam Why did the guitar teacher get fired? He fingered a minor bitchy friends my friends started posting pictures of me when i was drunk . i hate them . those were private pictures . if you were my real friend , you would n't do that . they knew i 'm not that kind of person . it was one time and that was my first time being drunk . they posted on facebook and twitter and instagram . i feel like they are not my real friends . i hate them so much . they are assholes . fuck them . i really hate them . who would do such a thing ? i never done anything mean to them . ugh ! sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me . yeah right ? lets you 're years old and both of you 're parents die in high speed car crash and are now deader than paul walker then because you 're forced to go to school the next day and someone says haha your parents are dead as fuck you little faggot . are you really not gon na be hurt by that ? How do you bring out your inner child? An abortion I had a chance to go visit Chepstow Castle last time I was in the area . Why was Auschwitz considered the worst hotel in the world? It had a million one star reviews. Only God knows how it all turns out, and for those who belong to Him, it turns out well. KISSES GlitzAndGlam /r/amiugly and /r/rateme should be called /r/insecurewomenreceivingvalidationfromlonelysub8males Top posts always consists of #[F] in the title. Bad lil short fine bitch lil petite sumn Who decided to put the championship game, Cubs season opener, and ACM awards on all around the same time?! Not okay! Haha How do you know your dad is fucking your sister? When her body isn’t in the freezer. mrs. wong had a little caucasian baby . the doctor looked at mr . wong nervously . r . wong it 's a boy , but it came out white . mr. wong said to the doctor have n't you heard it takes two wongs to make a white . I have two photos on my phone and I do n't know how to upload them at the moment . what 's the difference between a mutated cell and an autistic kid ? we try to kill one , the other one gives you cancer what did one autistic kid say to the other? Hur Dee Dur Dee Dur What do delivered pizza and your sisters pussy have in common You want to eat both of them but you can’t if your a delivery driver .@cooperlewis_ None. I was going to go w/ "toxic femininity" or something if they answered but #50ShadesIsAbuse has great plate discipline. There's a black guy in my family tree. He's still hanging there. Guns Don’t Kill People. It’s the whites using them in school. If someone killed me it would be a mercy killing And if I had the chance, I would thank them So autobots are keeping white people from posting now? Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Cause he had no hands i tried to have sex with a retarded person they said they were down Roses are red, violets are blue I support net neutrality, so should you Which part of a black person is always white? The owner How can you tell your sister is on her period? Because your dad’s dick tastes funny. Why do black people wear chains to look cool? Because they miss the good old days Homestuckers are *cough* the NFL's whitest team but I get my dick sucked by my stockpile of Franken Berry I have saved for the cold months. #TweetLikePontiacHolmes  I do the Pontiac sprinkler... Nigga nigga nigga nigga spic spic spic spic nigga nigga nigga nigga What is the pedophile equivalent for a Hit and Run? Jack and Dash. These lil hoes sitting across da way too fuckin loud. 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To see his dad With its new policy regarding verification, and recent actions taken in furtherance of said policy, I think there is a strong legal argument that Twitter may have just unwittingly forfeited its immunity from liability pursuant to Communications Decency Act (CDA) § 230. cc: @a What do black dads and caitlyn jenner have in common They are both guilty of a hit and run This generation man Proudly saying that @MedicosOrg, this year again on a noble mision to serve North East Bharat @paliwalnarendra @narendramodi @kurmi_prakash At the Water 's Edge : Fish with Fingers , Whales with Legs , and How Life Came Ashore but Then Went Back to Sea - Carl Zimmer Streets of Laredo - Larry McMurtry Would love to name/shame but can't be bothered with inevitable @Twitter troll pile-on. He definitely shouldn't have been in bike lane though Women with used up vaginas Please get your smelly roasties off of this sub and out of our sight, you are making everyone nauseous. We have 2 group runs this weekend! Saturday we will be running from Complete Fitness at 8am and on Sunday we will... https://t.co/AuYIs27nuN I guess it is all Jews because that rabbi guy who says we must to serve Jews was a Iraqi Jew . My friend asked me if he'd ever gotten milk from the same cow twice That's what breastfeeding is Daily Reminder: Women are SO stupid, they are incapable of understanding that being with 80 guys as compared to having a 'One and Only' Devalues a marriage. see if I had the chance to be a virgin again I'd be fucking by the time I'm 10 Why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once. My ex gf recently got married to her abuser. On one hand I hate her for leaving me. On the other hand I know she’ll get what she has coming to her. The Flintstones make some great pineapple sausages for my village racecar backwards is racecar racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died Having a 'new boyfriend' every month doesn't mean you're gorgeous.... It means you're easy, and retarded. I have just added Treblinka : By Carlo Mattogno , Extermination Camp or Transit Camp ? Hail!Im just looking for like minded white brothers and sisters from arond my area to meet or anyone else for that matter.Hope to hear from you . why do i bother reading fanfic sometimes because the amount of Shit i've seen that i would rather Not is a lot How long does it take a Jew to make a party with his ancestors? How long does it usually take for dust to start covering your house? Bullies always win And peace only comes from a tall building, on the train tracks, or on the couch with a gun to your head. Whats the difference between a jew and a black person They’re both burnt and useless Her:: You're a Sexy Mexy. Me:: I'm Puerto Rican. Her:: You're still a Sexy Mexy. Wisconsinite girl I hooked up with at age 17, while volunteering in Ecuador. first the dakota pipeline and now the world series it has not been a good year for indians .@NatalieTudor Agreed. I just hate that society is so economically illiterate they blame sexism rather than capitalism for those questions. Lor Scoota would have killed that Kodak black - tunnel vision, on god I know he would have bodied it, I can hear his voice in my head😩🤦🏽‍♀️ how do you kill flies in an instant ? hit an ethiopian in the face I think Fyrdung is a band which was started by members of the bands Svitjod , Pluton Svea and Division S , but I 'm not sure did i tell you abou the time i got laid at work i was working in the morgue What was the last thing that went through Princess Diana’s mind The steering wheel what 's the best thing about a blowjob ? ten fucking minutes of peace and quiet . 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Maybe Anorexia Awareness Day wasn't the right time to play it. In 1944, Germany launched a counteroffensive in World War II that became known as the Battle of the Bulge. what do you call an ethiopian with big teeth ? a rake I will personally pay $1,000 American Dollars to anyone who can obtain a DNA sample and 23&me report from Shaun King. all these hoes sweating and chasing niggas on this show😩 Hit or miss I guess she took the kids huh. you think hiroshima inflicted a disease on the american psyche where they think they can just drop bombs and 'good' things happen Ever tried ethiopian food? Dont worry nether have they we should have our rights to do things our own way and all but that woman SHOULD have had an abortion !!! im against killing babies but there is NO WAY that could have gone well. dead fetus could 've probably killed the mother . I plan on putting out a lot of flyers for black history month .. anyone know of any anti black history month flyers ? Man I feel like to blunt sometimes. But here's the thing no one likes being lied to so might as well just tell it like it is🤘🏼 @auspost Will check again after Monday - Auspost still does the final leg delivery which is why this KPI is so bloody infuriating Jews And Niggers Do Have This In Common Their Both Too Fucking Lazy To Work I was finally getting use to sleeping for more than 3 hours a night....guess that's a thing of the past once again..😞 What’s the difference between snow tires and black people? Snow tires don’t start singing when you put chains on them My wife threw a Black Forest Gateau at me I feel desserted. Now lock it up you fucking prick how do you starve a black man ? hide his food stamps at the bottom of the pool . White girls really do love starbucks... I had the logo on my van, and those teens wouldn't leave me alone until they got their cream on top. I would just like to express how sick and tired I am of bi-racial half-breeds kids at school boasting about their `` unique heritages '' . God answered all the children with cancer’s prayers He said no! Stop Throwing Share And ganging Up on other girls with your weak ass friends just to make yourself superior #TuckerHighlights 11/24/17: -Lefties eat their own & throw Clinton Crime Family under the bus -Ron Desantis(R) wants transparency of govt perversion slush fund -NFL traitors continue to kneel; Trump tweets some truths -Belgium now euthanizes 5+ people per day -Zombies act like fools on Black Friday @AndrewJNicholls He walked off the pitch and through the mixed zone though, so hopefully just couple weeks at max. What are the 5 white parts of a black man The eyes, soles, palms, teeth and the owner What did hitler say to his soldiers? Shoot for the stars what is the difference between peanut butter and jam ? i 'm not going to peanut butter my dick into your arsehole Random white girl gets treated like a celebrity in Egypt for being white. What's the most perfect thing in the world? A Rainbow, because it has no black on it I'm not tryna pressure you, just can't stop thinking bout you, you ain't even really gotta be my boyfriend 🎶 #MLB Wire: Blue Jays release veteran OF Melvin Upton - Melvin Upton | TOR https://t.co/LdFhpKSZDH https://t.co/2QacpuIi93 Roses are black, I like to read bulletins, The majority of this website doesn't deserve to live This website and the people that post here are just fucking awful, they don't deserve life, at all...fuck em People suck (x-post from todayilearned...check my downvoted comments and the responses) The tragedy of John Lennon getting shot... 6 rounds fired and not 1 hit Yoko you a titty boi but ima bad bitch 🙂 so he went and bought the kid 2 chainz if the solution is to give Jerusalem International status.. just pump it full of immigrants like the Jew bastards have done to all our Cities - if it's everyone's then no one will fight over it.. 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I got banned from /r/feminism AND /r/askfeminists for saying men would love to be complimented like this (comment and article in body) What’s better than a black man? Seeing your kids. am i the only person on the planet that thinks ed sheerans galway gal is a shite song seriously its a bad copy of the real galway gal Teacher said: Okay students time to write important things down! But it’s already at the fucking book so you dont have to write anything 200IQ Whenever black people come to the beach I start saying 'It got so dark over here' and they never know what I'm talking about because they're dumb. Just got into with some chic in Rally's parking lot bitch speeding through the parking lot and almost hit my niece 😡😡 Somebody toss this bitch a Dasani or something, gurl is #THIRSTY calling on intelligent posters why do women revolt at the idea of human size sex dolls? the fact that during his entire campaign he didnt want to go to war w syria & refused to condemn assad for killing his own people What's the difference between a makeup artist and a black person? Makeup artists can remove their lashes Women with small children shouldn't be allowed on bus Why do I have to listen to some little bastard crying for an hour By the sound of things, Lehasa went all the way & ate Sonti's grocery. If that's the case then he deserves the shares shame #SkeemSaam Why did the black guy enter a university? To pursue his master. Those women in the Middle East are so oppressed. The saddest part is they are not educated enough to know anything else. They don't know any better. Niggas cheat and then get mad at you for getting mad like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 NOBODY TOLD YOU TO CHEAT W THE BITCH AT THE DRIVE THRU HOMIE LMFAO TF Thanks I' am 31 y old , and it 's too old for a military career in france. i was soldier in a fighting unity during two years ( sapper ) . x_x RT @LaDarinAintShit: Fat bitches with normal sized legs be looking like car keys. I love all people for who they are but there's this one fag that goes to my school that can catch a ninja star to the face ASAP """I'm overboard and I need your love. Pull me up, I can't swim on my own, it's too much"" - Justin Bieber." Why do Pedophiles always come last in races? Because they always come in a little behind Fuck u @reliancejio ur 4g network from today is worst than @VodafoneIN @airtelindia @idea 's 2g network😌😌😌 I need me a bitch Drinking Scotch and eating beef jerky makes me feel like some kind of "off the grid prepper" or something. guys joking about / is not funny ! we lost a great pilot that day ! Why is it better to bully an orphan than someone else? Because who are they going to cry to? Their parents? quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Originally posted by Draco Nah G , Iz bee outta dat wigga sheot like a million mutha * * * * in years ago , nameen ? Why is your daughter's umbilical cord dyed white? \*cough\* I don't know...... &#x200B; &#x200B; (he jizzed into the fetus so many times, he dyed the cord white) I survived a school shooting. Lost my virginity the same day. Honestly all trump doin is voicing his opinions and not keepin shit hidden like other presidents have done If some devil offered me a deal to become very good looking at the cost of not having sex anymore ever, I'd take it without a doubt Anyone who wouldn't accept this kind of deal isn't truly blackpilled. why do so many women end up in abusive relationships if women can just tell by looking at us incel types with their "female instinct" that we are women hating misogynists, then why when they end up in abusive relationships with chads do they say they never saw the warning signs roger moore outlived his career by years . Whats a Muslims favorite type of music? Stoner metal. You can't change yesterday and tomorrow hasn't happened. So don't let worry ruin today TUNE IN #GospelRuka #SaturdayJamShow What's the best way to get over a fear of needles? Heroin addiction. "He asked ""who was that?"" I told him to mind his fucking business and drive 🙄" I Swear I Can See All Of These SJW's Standing Over The Toilet Cussing At Their Shit Saying You Racist Piece Of Shit Why Can't You Be White Terrible Tommy coming to Limerick.He will get in for a short holiday with a few lone wolves.He wants to go to King johns castle and see the town.Attachment 78266 I like her dress she is so lovely and gorgeous . #GoogleManifesto If the Reeeeee was any louder, it would shatter Apple's new glass ring HQ. how does a nigger get into an honest business ? through the window what one good thing about child molesters ? they drive slowly in a school zone I had to break up with my girlfriend I'm into more mature ones now. 8 maybe 9 years old... "The Czech election could threaten the Brussels consensus as new Prime Minister Andrej Babis is set to enter coalition with the far-right anti-EU Freedom Party" - Daily Express A fat black woman steps on a scale She sees both her weight and her food stamps number i overheard the most sarcastic conversation today someone said " black lives matter " Lol.. Efe is crying... May God bless those who stand firm for us, when we are at our low points in life #BBNaija Whites that hate white people and want all white people dead should start with themselves This private shit pisses me off Why I can't get in when it's private? What is Larry Nassar's favourite carbonated drink? Mount-and Dew RT @LaneBelgarde: @gillis_seth yeah right queer. The only piece of ass you've ever got is when it finger broke thru the toilet paper😂 Every half-breed cop in America is trying to rape white women. Honestly @united why show estimated departure 30 mins after late inbound aircraft lands? 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Too bad it's at the expense of dying children" darth vader the first black guy to admit he is the father . What do you call a woman who can ride a horse? Flexible What do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus? I don’t know but it’s probably really good at cotton picking. gabby here to throw a copy of just cause 3 at your fucking face ill call you bitch for short as a last resort and my first resort Paul Nehlen is breaking taboos but he is not telling untruths. Feeling kind of fantastic after standing on a stage to tell (& show) people my experiences being harassed as a vocal woman in tech. HOLY FUCK YOU KIKE BITCHES.......NOBODY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT HOLLYJEWD.......STAY ON VEGAS "I'm so grateful for my easy, privileged life, so I will ignore the millions dying needlessly because YAY BAKING AND PUPPIES." What is the best way to pick up jewish girls? With a vacuum cleaner What can a pizza do that a black man can’t? Feed a family of four. Mommy! I don't want to visit Grandma! Shut up and keep digging! why you think ol niggas wit no money dont even care about swag, rockin sandals wit velcor straps, they aint checkin for bitches Enough of Trump the terrorist hunter the enemy is from within...we do not have a problem with muzzrats if the traitors would stop bringing them in “@FriendlyAssh0le: You fat bitches needa stop biting your lips when you take pictures. Y'all look hungry, not sexy.”😂😂🙌 a chinese man walks into a bar . my mistake , he 's korean . Reddit using Feemale organisms are so dumb they actually believe this pandering cuck shit RT @Dan_OSU_Hashtag: You ever look at a bitch and just be like... Bitch What do Duracell and I have in common? We both last long after the lights go out. I just know about that one because about a year ago there was an article about their smut that I passed onto my friend who has a grade school aged son . 99 problems but a bitch ain't 1 I've always wanted to #write a sandbox world inspired by Soylent Green. It'd take a *lot* of work to adapt it and build a worthwhile setting Identifying information is not allowed in many grant and conference applications in academia. There is no 100% guarantee of fairness, but+ it's #Nationalbeerday and im fucking stranded at home. THIS IS LITERALLY MY LIVELIHOOD AND I AM STRANDED What's the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4. Idk if this has been posted, I just found this sub What do you call it when you beat up a down syndrome kid. Mashed potatoes. what do you call somebody that shoots a black guy ? a cop What do you call a gangster who had his leg amputated? A Crip-ple. how do you call people on this subreddit who post racist jokes ? ( and upvote them ) [ removed ] Peace in middle east is like having sex with a 18+ years old girl..... It can't happen without force or alcohol. How do you know the Asian food is undercooked? When it starts barking. "So far I've been told ""no Japanese songs"" and ""no walking with a cigarette"". This place can eat a big fat dick." What does a construction worker and a toddler have in common Both should be working with wood #Gambling He was so honest you could play craps with him over the phone. - Earl Wilson #quotes #followme I was always told that the best way to live life is to treat it like every day's your last That's why I always tell my kids "It's okay. You can pull the plug now" every night before I go to sleep Just attended East Chicago Mayor's state of the city event at Ameristar casino. Very nice event. Sat at the school of East Chicago's table Trying to sort my whole life out today before the chaos of working 40+ hours and studying for 25 hours a week ensues... 😴😴 Why did the gay guy move to Australia? He heard it was a penal colony. What do you call 4 black guys, an asian, and 5 mexicans? A sprinkler, because nigga, nigga, nigga, nigga, chink, spick, spick, spick, spick, spick. Everything that symbiosis a western nation is now becoming a `` Hate Sign '' How come anything that represents Jewish or Muslim traditions is not a symbol of hate ? If Benjamin Harrison's nickname was 'The Human Iceberg' does that make @realDonaldTrump 'The Human Titanic'? A Catholic priest and a rabbi are running out a burning school The priest says what about the children The rabbi says fuck the children The priest says is their time? Kill her body with four-play. Her pussy should be so weak from teasing that its impossible to hold back a orgasm during heated sex New upcoming documentary/movie about arrival of Slavic tribe of Croats on present day Croatia , and get 's us through period of medieval Croatia . The REAL #Wrestlemania streak that ended tonight was @TheRock 's 6 straight Mania appearances. #busybusy I’m not a prude, but I don’t like swearing during sex I mean, who wants to hear language like that from a child. I can't even imagine what it's like for trauma survivors, so, yeah. "RT @Cae28_: How TF 6lack gon be mad at us for pronouncing his name ""wrong"" when he the idiot for having it spelled like that???????" So I guess I want to be ghetto my dad was poor ... Not in morals or in standards my grandfather was poor... He was great man tho What do you call an anorexic gay orgy? A fucking faggot He could not claim to possess the good of his own volition, unless he was the kind of creature that could also have possessed evil. What's the difference between a priest and acne? Acne waits 12 to cum on your face What was the last thing the Autistic kid saw? Me pointing my AR-15 at his face Why I always got to put on a fake smile just to make everyone else happy but when is comes on me its all hatred & negative - its not fair 😞 I don't take it for granted that I woke up this morning.. I thank God that am still in His wake up list. #grateful @powerfmuganda @watotoch You can't be smurfette, you're black. In the Brexit Candy Mountains, The streets are paved with gold. And you can talk like you own the globe Just like in days of old. Women are kind, graceful and benevolent beings Unfortunately there are no women anymore, only females. Maybe H & K was impressed by his rap video ? There is a lot of girls in the whole world and i cant even find one while people have fucked dozens and dozens And yet normies find a way to say its natural and i dont have to be obssessed with it and learn how to be happy single what the actual fuck normies Fucking guys dropping nukes on the MLB market before 11pm. SMH { meta } why so many bland jokes about the orlando shooting ? example : " what song should n't you play at a gay bar ? " " shots by lmfao " really bland and not funny I FUCKING HATE EVERY STUPID ASS FUCKING SHIT FUCKING KILL ME I WANT DEA TH It is march 31st, stop answering the hooker from SC, much less when she harasses and bullies since 7am. Ask restraining order asap. What's the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family. Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're all fucking dead She's finishing a vodka lemonade (I think). He's nursing a pint. She keeps adjusting her posture and he's not moving. As soon as we cancel all holidays honoring men! @jvolk2 Im not sexist but can we stop making up holidays for women Lil mama give him everything I ain't scared of nothing 😼 But sucking dick 😹 It look terrible What I find surprising is that when the Daesh decide to stone some poor woman to death, they actually find civilian volunteers that do it. Yeah, if msnbc would air videos like this they 'd get much higher ratings than the same ole negro grumblings . Musta let dem retards out to food shop. One just step on my boots in da Foodtown. Y'all know not to step on a niggas shoes Well actually young people can be converted with ease . What's the difference betwen black people and cancer? Cancer evolves PS: i dunno if this is a repost, hope u enjoy 😉 Opin Kerfi + Hewlett Packard Enterprise: Flexibility across industry verticals - https://t.co/Z0dSTQshXj - via @hp https://t.co/SYaqe4ZSwp please recommend me black metal and death metal bands , like fear factory or slipknot and etc. machine head slayers albums like `` god hates us all '' and `` diabulus musica . '' Penis Hehe wieners ima get horror movie serial killer portraits all over my body so anthony gonna have 2 deal w/ being scared but also turned on when we fuck why are black men afraid to spend time with their children ? the cincinnati zoo shoots to kill . How do you blind a Chinese man It’s simple all you need is some floss I don't understand bisexuals. Why can't they just pick a side? What did Hitler say to the Jews? Nothing, he already told them 6 million times. Check the story in today's edition of @ElkoDaily about our #ChildAbusePreventionMonth event: https://t.co/CXMrRxJqE6! #Elko this desire to be considered queer just to not be criticized by the queer community is dangerous. def co-opting & def lacking respect I wish Africa had a better way to manage mosquito bites... That way we could save millions upon millions of mosquitos from needlessly dying of aids. I'm gonna name my dog Retarded So when someone asks "Are you fucking retarded", I can say "No. I'm fucking my sister" Took my grandma to the spa. For 20 bucks they have this tiny fish that eat off your dead cells. It was way cheaper than a funeral. Is it cultural apropriation... ...if a white guy robs someone? What's the difference between my parents and my cat? Idk but I killed both "@papaGringo67 @Gastro_Celtic @celticchampionz pepsi is nasty tasting and who the fuck are these fkrs plastic ""celebs""" TFW your parents are Chad and Stacy and their superior genetics made you :( How did we know Black Panther wasn't real? I ain't never seen a nigger with a father before. How is a girl with a fucked up neck supposed to get some sleep if I got Vincent under my arm & Julians arm on pillow. Give me space guys😩 What do you call a black guy with amazing bars? Inmate. Days like this even though I might had a rocky childhood like all of us I consider myself Blessed for growing up to classics and old country music Here is a video of the event that is worth watching just to see a beautiful White lady screaming `` scum , scum , scum , f * * * ing scum !!! '' at the muslim filth . Also the only kind of Music I will ever recognize as True Real Music is Heavy Metal,Rock,Alternative Rock,Classic Rock,Soft Rock basically anything Rock Like, that's not even a clever joke??? @FootballEars I'm not sexist, all my favourite films have lesbians in. good morning , motherfucker . good morning , reverent . Cannot get over the fact that I got a sunburn in the middle of February. California is evil. However, coverage and ascent arrives, unconditional severe-thunderstorm and effective SRH maximized near and this activity... You don't socialize and put yourself out there enough > *"This is why your incel"* I killed my daughter last night, but my wife is pregnant again. I can't wait for her to respawn so I can do some spawn camping. Mental illness in an 8/10 is "cute and quirky" Mental illness in a 3/10 is "go to a psychiatric hospital, nutjob" /r/MensRights: We need to have a conversation about how society treats short men like absolute trash! what is the correlation between a sperm and a black man ? they both have a in a million chance to become a human being Adjusting to dark souls after playing Nier is frustrating but brings back memories from when I first started What’s the difference between dark jokes and black people? Dark jokes take time to master. Have you ever gave hard knocks better than you got them ? Geoc. Long. of the #Mercury as of Thursday, 06.04.2017, 22h05m00.99s UT is 4°19'37'' #Taurus #astrology #astronomy What’s harder than getting a pregnant elephant into the backseat of your car? Getting an elephant pregnant in your backseat. How much of what is discussed on this sub applies to the UK? We are the protagonists of 99% of #MeToo stories #MeToo What's the difference between an isis stronghold and a Syrian school? I don't know, I just fly the drone. What did a black kid get for christmas? Your bike I pray to Great Leader Kim Jong Un everyday for him to nuke our god forsaken country. You much more refined than other Black girls. I can spot a jew from a mile away there da ones wit da babydick in they mouf. Thank you! @cindymillet8 @LoriAMooreKY @CaroleParkes1 @charleneproctor @inkspokes I appreciate your support. :) Do Jews ~like~ Nazis? What’s a lesser known reason why the Jews hate the Nazis? The Holo-cost. What is similar about a sex tape and children It’s fun when your in them and when you aren’t, you masturbate to the ones in the attic "RT @myunwrittensoul: ""I don't need your explanations. I don't need your fucking lies.""" i wanna fucking kill myself https://t.co/Bn9kafPYjS Frank Miller: Comics often represent His conservative Political views #movie #trivia https://t.co/Je5fWMSwx3 #frankmiller #bitcoin CBlock Object Info: Height 459689 Hash: 00000000000000000025a2ed6315325288c23be31f578b8ce6197ee0633637c3 TXVol: 2352 827.52 GBP Hi @stephentrask will you be at any of the shows in Philly ?So excited to take my sister in law ,the only one in my life who hasn't seen it😍 One important note people are failing to mention about the Florida massacre Another white person stealing the spotlight from black history month If you've been following, have you noticed twitter does NOT post #Conservative hashtags to #AnnCoulter, liberal ONLY making Ann the bad guy in #Delta kicking her out of her "additional-room seat" SHE PAID FOR & ASSIGNED & giving it to a short Arab woman Ann is 6' tall; the Arab woman abt 5ft tall Really interesting NCG split between Pomeroy and the big boards. KenPom says Zags win by 4, UNC a -2 favourite. I'm not racist or any thing.. But I fucking hate niggers! sry ur star athletes made TERRIBLE choices but stop trying to help THEM & start trying to help the victims bc their lives are TRULY AT STAKE Had to do another phone sweep! aka delete these hoes from my contacts Why is Hitler a better person than Jesus? Jesus fed 2000 Jews with 5 loaves of bread, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast. This is a good question, but, if I may say, misguided for the following reason. You may be familiar with the models of the solar system found in many classrooms. [...] Similarly, just because some of the mathematics of relativity match our observations it does not make relativity correct. The women at TrollX have a way of finding the worst men and stereotyping all men based on them. Fat ass hoe holding up the machine The worst thing about jewdism Is the rule that makes you marry the child you rape. What did the double-amputee say when he finally reached the summit of Mount Everest? Look Ma, no hands 8 years later and this guy is locked up again. How the hell did he get locked up in Yemen? #PrisonBreak It's a shame that some people like to use their childhoods to get themselves out of responsibility. What does the r in women stand for? Rights Sometimes, all a man needs is a hug... Around the penis, from a vagina. And would it kill one of these fucking cis girls to JUST ONCE call me a woman? Is it that hard? Am I too disgusting?? Help me understand!!?? How do you save a black man from drowning? Move your foot. Yall (Without a shred of fucking evidence): Iraq and Libya dropped the dollar then got invaded!! Syria did too!! Now u see why we hate them! Me as a black child: I wanted to play basketball with my dad but it only bounced off the wall as he wasn't there I hate an Indian giver, don't you? It's a gift ... keep your gift. What’s the difference between a black man and a bike? If you remove the chain from a bike it doesn’t start playing jazz what did christa mcauliffe 's husband say before they left for work the day the space shuttle blew up ? i 'll feed the dog , you feed the fish . Whats the difference between r/darkjokes and black people? While both are the same the latter is [BANNED] Why are black people and apples alike? They both look good hanging from a tree. How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? Zero What do 10,000 battered women all have in common? They just won't listen! how do you get a gay to fuck a woman ? shit in her cunt Say what you will about pedophiles... at least they slow down past schools. 19th Dec 1783 William Pitt the younger became Britain's youngest Prime Minister at 24years, 6months & 21days. 4/4/2017 Time: 04:03 Temp: 10.2 C Barometer: 1020.0 hPa Wind From: WSW at 6.9 mph Rain today: 0.0mm I text my ex my new bitch pussy wetter Jack and Jill went up the hill Jack and Jill went up the hill cause jack wanted some candy jack got quite the shock and a mouthful of cock cause her real name was Randy I actually thought of an a joke that I made up So it’s an Ethiopian joke that starts out like this Food If you don’t get it, don’t worry because the Ethiopians don’t get it too So a black guy walked into a daycare I lied it was a prison #WBW fixed LMA's address as I'm an idjit. Sky's reaction to cease fucking Kit 😂😂😂😂😂#BlackInkCrew At the end of the day news such as this is what truly counts - not the ignorant and twisted opinions of street punks . A Black and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The cop (x-post from /r/news) Kansas judge rules sperm donor as not liable for child support. Don't have a dress for an upcoming formal or prom❓Stop by Cinderella's Closet April 11th from 6pm-8pm at the 11/12 cafeteria❗️👗✨ A college student, huh? So, nursing or teaching? What do you call a Muslim with glasses? See-Four RT @richchigga: i will fucking kill your grandma https://t.co/L6F84ACSZX "@MirrorFootball @TheAleWolf What a wanker. No place for it. ""He deserved it"" says some fucking nause on one video." Failure at every aspect of life lost the genetic lottery KHHV with 0 friends severe social anxiety no ambitions in life whatsoever no motivation to "self improve" never held a job in my life barely leave the house parents getting impatient and threatening to kick me out, so I might not even have a place to LDAR Some people were just not meant for this world. Is Shithole the @gab word of the day? We already know the #UsualSuspects will be deep in the tank for defending #DACA Democrats McCain Graham Collins etc etc What will be interesting is the NEW RINOs we had not considered before that will drop their mask and not support #PresidentTrump THEY are our targets #VoteThemOut #2018Primary These hoes is lost RT @Dkellz34: @1Bcarter hahaha how much you wanna bet she don't get the job lmao 4 people followed me and one person unfollowed me // automatically checked by https://t.co/YBoVvB7jEq No one is here to try to convert anyone . What did the Muslim Indian kid say to his mum? Mum I'm going to Bombay That sounds like a good conversation start. I think she doesn't like clingy guys from how you're describing her, so you guys still have your own lives and hobbies, not those couples that wear matching shirts XD But this is a good sign :) I think she wants you to guide her gradually. [...] Hopefully she's not one of them, it simplifies communication haha John Lennon was a progressive type, but his wife had a rather narrow view of the world. I think its #3 - culture Many young black males grow up fatherless . Alonso “And we faced qualifying thinking of fighting Sauber for the final places. In the end, 13th is the divine present.” #F1 I hate seeing unattractive women Especially old ones, they're like a burden to my life I imagine this is how prime jb's feel about beta males Remember, there are normies out there literally getting shit on Hey girl are you a school Cause i’d like to shoots some kids inside of you what 's pink , inches long , and makes a girl cry when you force her to eat it ? her miscarriage Why did Obama always have to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass? I mean I get it he is black and all but I doubt hes gonna shoot anybody Normans drain the fuck outta meh Its time to end this nonsense "USC, I hope you realize that giving as a ""clearance slip"" a day before school ends is a fucking bad decision!!!! 😤" Yesterday I was talking to my friend's dad... Jk he's black. Why did the Jewish kid ask for the wind direction? To know where his parents went. What do black people and donuts have in common? Neither last more than 60 seconds when a cop gets a hold of one. I hate fat bitches What the difference between a kid and a freezer? I can take my meat out of the freezer without getting shit on it. Roman Catholics in the US are trash. They give Catholics in Europe a bad name. When someone says, "I have a right..." ask them "And who has the responsibility?" ATTN all: I'm taking down @randi_ebooks/@gater_ebooks for maintenance tonight for <1hr. block lists will still function, just not markov. Work done for the week, Blackpool fucking come at us! 🍻🍻🍻 What does a pregnancy and messy clothes have in common? Both are fixed with a coathanger Me and @kinglilg when he was in SD. Had a good ass time went out to eat after the show and smoked some blunts 🌴🔥👌🏼 The Vancouver Canucks are kinda like me They always get beat. "I never check msg requests on IG. One I just opened rn said ""hey I see u like reggae, that's so cool"". Must be my Bob Marley quote😳🙈." You're so beautiful - why are you still single? How do you know your cookies are don baking in the car? When the child stops screaming """The reason that I want to be alone tired of all the things that went wrong that would've went right if I would have did it on my own"" - Nas" I'm just saying, I'm basically blacker than you. Hold up women leaving good men for some quotes they seen a nigga with no girl post on Instagram that he copied on google...u hoes crazy ✌️✌️ a gypsie girl asks her boyfrie " what do you want to do tonight " the boyfriend replies ; " our mother ! " Female advice condensed into one sentence I don't find you attractive but some other femoid will I think I might get my daughter a hamster for Christmas, im gonna name it Paul Walker coz at some point we'll find it dead behind the wheel. Action Opportunity: Protect Boys Excluded from Educational Programs in Violation of Title IX Why shouldn't you sleep with a black man? The county morgue frowns on necrophilia. What is a Jewish person's favorite takeaway? 4 Skin Pizza Now He who establishes us with you in Christ and has anointed us is God, who also has sealed us and given us the Spirit in our hearts as a guarantee.~2Cor1:21,22 My friend handed me a gift right before he passed away. He couldn't even speak. What the hell am I supposed to do with an EpiPen!? What does dropping the N bomb and killing black people have in common? Its all fine and dandy until white people start doing it. What's the difference between a black man and a family-size pizza? The pizza can feed a family. lularoe leggings TC black background tulips floral htf unicorn https://t.co/YGLSuP3Y6c https://t.co/k9Trs53Ff4 Showerthought: When we finally get the male contraceptive pill - it should be red. @ASipOf_Mocha Dr. Phil, I'm having trouble figuring out what my fat ass wants to eat, where are the drinks and the bitches? Even it's a short time make a silly jokes. He call me dumb. But I don't care. Because that a moment that I miss so much. I thought Anthony Bourdain had it all: a loving girlfriend, rugged handsomeness into his 60s, a great job and wealth. It turns out all seeing all the poor places he visited and meeting starving people all over the world was a real recipe for disaster You should enter a few more tournaments. A pretty girl like you will do well with the male judges. That nigga was digging me out like he hated me. Idk if I can ever take dick like that again. Women Here are LIARS They tell u that u are cute and that u can get girls but............ when u ask if they wud date/fuck u, they subtlety say no in an indirect manner.......... What a bunch of liars, they are trying to prevent more ER's from happening by lying to us telling us we have hope.......... I didn't think there were any of those people left... I love #TheRepairShop on bbc2 me and wife bing watch on demand would love if they do a comparison photo when they finish I hate how politically correct the world is getting... I can't even say "black paint" anymore. I have to say "Hey Jamal, would you mind painting my fence for me please?" I can tell it's #fakenews from a mile away. Have you seen some of those ridiculous urls and shitty site layouts? People still fall for it!!! i had an article that took almost 20 days to go up bc she changed the pictorial and didn't ask me to change a few sentences. Yea it's so ghetto hahahaha. This was after an incident on Oct. 16, when Dr. Worosilo allegedly accused a patient of being a drug addict, told the patient to "get the f— out of my office," and then waved a knife in the air in the office reception area, Porrino said. Yes true It reminds me of this incident Muslim Extremists Abuse Royal Anglian Troops After Afghanistan Return , Barking - London 2010 - YouTube GIRLS DONT LIKE VIOLENT GUYS UGLY AND VIOLENT = CRAZY, MENTAL PROBLEMS, CREPPY HANDSOME AND VIOLENT = CONFIDENT, HOT, HE WILL PROTECT ME "RT @seulgisolomon: ""Would U"" climbs two places to rank 15th on MelOn 2PM chart! https://t.co/iLNF3qrPcl" I wanna be friends with my (future) ex's. Bc all that wasted time for nothing 🤷🏻‍♀️ lol I don't really give people second chances so Do a search of the site and you 'll find lots . What do you get when an epileptic falls into a garden? A seizure salad. omg the beauty and the beast is the worst movie i have seen this year that was so fucking boring RT @kxyIx: Females love stealing someone's boyfriend , that's not cute y'all hoes need some morals & life goals Agreed! rep will have to wait though .. Cheap money , massive bailouts of crony banksters , manipulated employment figures , etc , etc , .. Visiting #cinqueterre? Make sure not to miss #monterosso! https://t.co/xezGKYz7Lm #loveitaly https://t.co/604gcZYWW9 what s the difference between cows and feminists ? at least the cow wo n't report me i love all my old mutuals so so much i'm sorry if we don't talk a lot anymore but i promise you all mean the world to me 💗 my parents only had one question when i came out of the closet . why were you masturbating in our closet ? Dialectic Trying to pass one another on the same side of the sidewalk, then both moving to the other side, and so forth my fag jew teacher told my pricipal that i have white power markings on my binder and backpack i was suspended for 1 week ! Kilom fucking shele mennnnn https://t.co/AzJj5tGkvv Male action movies...ehhhh @That_Damn_Ram Not sexist but female action movies...ehhhh I was fucking a black 6 year old child today Untill i got arrested for vandalism of public property Hopefully this niggah buys my gamma 11's cause I want them That guy deleted his post asking me about punctuation and grammar...lol I was gonna answer it. Where did Princess Diana go after she died? All over the dashboard I took 7 showers today When will I be 6'3? What's the worst part about having brown children? You can never decide whether to rape them or sell them. This KS isn't for a game, it's to sponsor his online abuse. if a girl a hoe but she aint stealing anyones man then stfu its simple , your white. your genetic code doesnt include a racial commitment to crime. be glad and for for those reasons. this is what society has turned into. take a stand and defend your race. we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.-david lane white racial loyalty starts here keep it white It was disturbing to read that the Swedish foreign minister was stabbed today . It was difficult. I questioned if it was a good idea until someone in the crowd came forward for a hug & started crying. Then I was crying. *neil tyson voice* if you're scientifically engaged, it would be irresponsible for you to suggest we are alone in the universe.. also pizza I'm going to college this fall Looking forward to hanging myself in my dorm room. """When you've got a wave of people coming in your face you'd be angry too!"" Fuck sake Neil! I thought they just fought!?" Girl cheats on her geek boyfriend with the whole jock squad [SUICIDE INDUCING: ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK] I'm not looking for a date , but I wanted to reply to get your thread to the top of the pile so that other people will look at your site . Seeing these cute women in my TL tweeting about how they are into chicks & I just want to be the most unsmooth person ever like HEY LAYDEEZ why was the year old from chicago acting up ? he was having a mid - life crisis . The lights turn off and you can hear sex going on in the background. If the UN was ever kicked out of the USA, I think their building should be changed into the world's largest shopping mall or something of use, because right now that building isn't useful! Because they a vile plague on all of mankind that no one really likes . David Pakman receives messages from a user claiming MRA's are harassing and threatening them, but moderators have no flagged messages on the issue. i wish i could put black makeup on my lawn and make it emo then it would start cutting itself . Don't know if this one 's been posted . Ashley: why does Connor match your couch Connor: BECAUSE IM FUCKING COORDINATED YOU UNTALENTED HOOKER @kaylin_fain Hey don't care all you want even after last night he's still getting a big pay check so hate all you want WHY WAS DOGGY IN DOGHOUSE? HE BIT MAILMAN'S DICK OFF THEY PUT DOG TO SLEEP BUT DIDN'T USE ENOUGH MEDICINE SO DOG JUST KIND OF SUFFERED FOR A WHILE AND THEN VET STRANGLED HIM WHILE NURSE GAVE HIM A HANDJOB THE DEAD DOG THAT IS Damn, Finland is closing in on Sweden in this poll ! How to justify a felony Murder is a soul freeing. Rape is a surprise sex. A theft is a good deed since money spoils people. Drugs are an innovative virtual reality. Beating is a free massage. Whats the diffrence between a shot gun and a penis? A child wont cry when the shot gun goes off in his mouth... it's not someones fucking fault that they have a disability To help visualize the press and lean stand with the front wheel between your legs and clamp it with your legs. Have her, on the bike, relax her legs and press hard on the handgrip. If she presses hard enough and you are holding the front tire hard enough you get a nice, practical demo of how it looks and feels to countersteer while the bike is stationary. Redi will b on air acting overly emotional!! I think il skip @radio702's afternoon show today. #CabinetReshuffle """In a relationship, you need somebody who’s going to call you out, not somebody who’s going to let everything slide. You need somebody who …" If you fall for this scripted charade from Weinstein, congratulations, you're a fucking idiot. I, a 22 year old male, a, playing Roblox instead of going to the rink. Don't tell me how to live my life. Its april fools day so someone tell me this is all a fucking joke. When I get out of boot camp from the Marines Im going to get the Eagle , Globe , and Anchor tattoo on my right Arm big too . What's the same between a black dad and dry ice? They both disappear in to thin air. What kind of women do you fall for in terms of personality? Everyone I've met, ever:: So what do you want to do for a career? Me:: Well politics, I guess. And then maybe someday I'd like to be President. Everyone I've met, ever:: LOL. Gays can't be president - who would be the first lady? why did the black guy with diarrhea get in the freezer ? because he thought he was melting . @Briana_Rashae I'd like to rape the bitch that posted that. My grandma knew a girl who sucked at playing hide & seek That girl grew up to be Anne Frank Remember to tune in to @MFM926 for TopTalk at 14:30 and learn more about the museum's Art Walk initiative. @SloppyYellow I liked Sterling's Coor's car but he got out under caution to fix fender so I switched to the other beer car, @DaleJr 2001 You can’t #MAGA when your allies are Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell. BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK BLACK FUCKIN AUTOMOD CANCER What do you call a shitty circumsision? A rip-off @iamkrause I ain't never orderin from no colored pizza stow A teacher asked her students to bring in magazines and catalogs for an art project Susan brought in her favorite fashion catalog. Kevin brought in the newest issue of sports illustrated. Little Johnny brought in a 64 round magazine. The class was blown away Russ elevated Adams game? lmfao where!!? 5 shots and 7 boards 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and can't guard a fucking barstool BANKS Owned by Rothschild Family Indonesia: Bank Indonesia Iran: The Central Bank of the Islamic Republic of Iran Iraq: Central Bank of Iraq Ireland: Central Bank and Financial Services Authority of Ireland Israel: Bank of Israel Italy: Bank of Italy Jamaica: Bank of Jamaica Japan: Bank of Japan "@KybaWatson Unless it's non-profit, I can't allow that. ""Free beats"" rubs me the wrong way when people don't rap for free with them lol" You're too pretty to be gay. i seriously love u guys you reply so quick your messages are the only ones i get What do you call a 90 pound black man? A bargain. having a sad night listening to crywank cus i have a fucking 5:30am coach and i can't sleep Kevin: Ok Nina starting s7 we're going to try bring Stelena back. Nina: Nah man, I'm leaving after s6 bc you're full of shit Nina saved us Top comment is about how sluts need free birth control so they can have consequence-free sex with Chad The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch... The best part about working on a suicide hotline Has to be the knowledge that you're wiping out depression faster. Mike Pence's rule, once roundly mocked by the media, to never be alone with a woman who is not his wife, is looking very very savvy. What do a women and a personification have in common? They are both objects with given personalities Although many do believe in Jesus and divine resurrection but to think of things where the bible truly dont give you the true ending of his death and restrictions makes you think of the logics that could have taken place into learning or knowing how such could have been of benefits.😉 Why aren't there any black ninjas Because when they smiled it would give away their position """Someone suggest songs for people who just broke up with their friends , please .. wait , I'm not saying 'please' .. I am ordering you !!!""" Apparently 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me. I live next to 2 hot 13 year old girls luckily my child goes to a more white school so they do not even teach about this and they are the only school in the county that had school on mlk day . #findom Goddess @goddess_ar wants your tributes. Contact her now, on your knees, money ready to send. #paypig @rtp37 @RTfindom1 Normie redditors can't resist the urge to be predictable whenever given the opportunity What does it feel like to be so dumb and dull? The feeling you get when you jut sit in the shower and let the hot water run on your chilled body>>>>😩😩😩 Did you realize that homo-sexuality KILLS the family TREE? I wish I was in at in that mosh pit that's in @KayzoMusic's snap 😳👹👹👹👹👹 fucking gnarlyyyyyyy My all time favorite NFL LBs in the past (not in order) LT Ray Lewis Teddy Bruski Bill Romanowski Willie McGinest Merriman D Brooks What's a Mexican favorite video game? Tales of the borderlands If hot girls don't approach you in the club it's over O V E R You are not Chad/Normie and forever doomed worst thing a bitch can do “@loyalshawn: Bitches main reason for being in another nigga face is to get they nigga jealous . 👎 Wack .” Stop bombing, fucking twats. #Pray4Russia #SaintPetersburg Just testing if the mods are still black A young Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein meet... But they were quickly interrupted by a time traveling Kevin Spacey. Cross post from r/news, 100s of stories of men who have been approached and chastised while with their kids or for interacting with kids in public Why do you think they call it black ice? Cause it’s the most violent. my bf is so annoying can she shut the fuck up please acmc_clock_asia: #Ascendant / #MediumCoeli for Baku, ASB for now (09h28m01s UT): 08°29'47.0'' #Leo (AC) / 26°40'15.2'' #Aries (MC) its because the teachers are liberals and kikes who know not of true European values or European pride. our teachers are actually imbeciles and stooges , save for a few. i find that tragically ironic . all week i've been looking forward to sleeping in today and i've been fucking awake since 9 for whatever reason 😒 All Jeff Sessions did was void an illegal Obama era policy. 5-year-old girl, very upset, who waited after snack time to catch me in private:: Teacher, I don't think I'm pretty. Me (South Asian):: What makes you think that? Her:: Because I have brown eyes and hair and skin. I've been with these kids all day. To the best of my knowledge, no one made fun of her or commented on her appearance that day. Which means she's been sitting on this for God knows how long, and was just waiting for an adult who looked like her to talk about it. I am 24 at a childcare center, pediatrics rotation. Made me feel heartbroken. @darkotik98_ @JasonTokach2 @MilsimNews Like I've states we have not forfeited we will accept terms for your surrender if you would like. I was hungry So I told my slave to bring me food I just don't like the dude...period. I Pray the NORMIES will Wake Up and Understand it's the FUCKING JEWS ! You parked in TWO handicapped spaces? One wasn’t enough? Shocking! These days I care less about what you think than I care about that you think. Anyone else feels or hope the world is unreal and you will eventually wake up? I wait patiently to see my lover kill some bad bitches 🙄😩😘❤️ @chandlerriggs when you're trynna suck your grandma's titties !! it gives you powdered milk Welcome to Cooking With Hitler! Step One: Turn on the gas. You can't tell me that african child is starving... just look at the size of his stomach What is the difference between black people and oranges The oranges are still alive when you take them off the tree 15th January 1559 Elizabeth I Crowned Queen of England at the age 26 daughter of Henry VIII by his 2nd wife Anne Boleyn.& she was the last of the Tudor dynasty. I fucking hate being at a hair salon and they leave you for 30 minutes to do God knows what Where you can find the most jews? In the atmosphere. my next suggested follow list @Euan @ChildOfDanu @cryptwarz @BRAZ @EnglishPatriot1066 @spotify @theRogueScholar @Exposer @Escoffier @SoaringNow @HillarysFace @darkhorse @ReinhardHeydrich1 @samdev #whotofollow good folk all! What do you call a bunch of down syndrome people drowning? Vegetable soup "Let's join hands and remember the moment when Ariana Grande licked a donut at a bakery and said, ""I hate America.""" Are there actually people out there who get aroused by being a cuck? Just got caught in a heavy shower... Now I'm wetter than a blind lesbian at a fish market What's the worst thing about being a chinese jew? You have to join your dog in the oven I am not very well read when it comes to Fascism and was led to believe that they 'd have eschewed any non-European culture or influence . What's the difference between me and a priest? A priest fucks little boys, but little boys fuck me. He think he fucking my Nigga. Nigga that Nigga for rent. 😂😝 What's the worst thing about feeding your dead grandmother raw oysters? Sucking them from her cunt afterwards. What's the difference between a tourist in africa and a racist? 10 minutes. It's alright tho, I felt like crap most of the day and caught up with a girl friend I hadn't seen in ages so it was nice. Why should white people accept that blacks have their own month? Because of Fathers Day. All femoids must be banned on sight, zero tolerance Otherwise this place will eventually be destroyed. "@sad_magic_heir ""humans can eat grass, but not recommended. "" fuck that im a grass eater and im guna stay one" A jew and a black man jump off a building who hits the ground first? The black guy because chains fall faster than ashes In reality lame niggas and corny niggas get bitches bc it's sooo many of dem niggas nbs lol Wtf is happening?? I need some explaining m8s...Who in tf is this nate? Guess who has 2 thumbs 8 fingers and a great roommate who is taking her to see Green Day on Saturday. This girl Another femaloid explaining how men and women are equal when dating ate my first eva pasty the other day and i loved it!!! it even had onion in it which I hate.... weirddd A lot of Asians. What are some subtle ways people treat incels differently than normal/good looking people? I was once called racist for saying black paint... Apparently the correct phrase is “Tyrone, please paint the fence.” What is a master fighting move that can take out 20 kindergardeners? The sandy hook 😭😭😭 why like 3 people told me jimmy johns is dead to them now. Y'all just lost franchise player 🤷🏾‍♂️(that's a joke I'm terrible) Drafts. How dark is your humour? It picks cotton. I wish to know what actions Swedes are taking exactly against the invading races ! what do you call an anchor baby who wants to deport other anchor babies ? donald trump I know you're something. So what are you exactly? what 's the difference between hot and fabulous ? i never hit my son for saying a girl 's dress is hot . What's the difference between little red riding hood and little red riding in the hood? In little red riding hood the antagonist was a wolf, but in little red riding in the hood it was a gorilla. Signs on Jesus’ Back on Good Friday “I’m getting hammered tonight” “Christ on board” “Got wood?” “Don’t cross me” “I’m getting nailed” “Just hanging” Can you think of any others? Of the Britain1st retweet: The assailant may have been a natural born Dutch Citizen, but he may still have Arab, Middle Eastern Ancestry. I heard my mute daughter say her first word She kept screaming Rape. I was so proud of her How do you stop a black man from drowning Take your foot of his head Dr Who started in 1963 as a Science Fiction Drama - Now in 2017 it's changed to a Period Drama What is the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South? Nothing but someone is losing the trailer. What's up with all the depression ads? Last time I was asked about therapy this much, I almost killed myself. [X-Post]Gang sexually assaulting, killing men in Mumbai - TOI gives only one inch space on front page. "@CutestZubat Her mask blushes more for the booping. ""Y-yes ma'am! I cant wait to feel all your eggs inside my womb!~""" The designers of the Titanic could have done better. Why put swimming pools on the boat if no one could swim? It gains us nothing to indulge in comforting fantasies. Trump is not going to be removed before 2020. Stop fantasizing. Start organizing. how many concentration camps had there been during w ? apparently not enought . Man, that test raped me! Detectives noticed that the friend was nervous and was “breathing heavy, talking fast and visibly shaking.” Why can’t pedophile’s ever win races? Because they always like to cum in a little behind. If there is a female in London who wants to help incels, message me :) #WorldAutismAwarenessDay for one of the many blessings brought into my life❤️️ much luv for u maxxy… https://t.co/52W6pL9MAL What’s the hardest part of a nut? My penis! 😬 Why is /r/TwoXChromosomes a default subreddit, but no male related sub is? How do you stop five black guys from raping a white woman? Throw a basketball "He who controls the #weather, will control the world" Fighting for the existence of white people is tantamount to fighting "the man". How many black does it take to start a riot? -1 blast the music until u can't feel a fucking thing I licked my girl’s moist pussy but then she died of infection or was that before It's been swell, Seattle, but the swellings gone down. What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing! You’ve already told her twice! -Oldie, but a goodie. I don't understand why you take everything as a racial comment! It sould be made into a youtube video this story and put up all over the net.Imagine if the cop was white and the dead guy black . You know you made it when the niggas that used to hate on you are now telling people how they met you for you incels that have jobs, where do you work and do you enjoy what you do? most beer is overly carbonated it's too fucking bubbly It fills me with money but it does not fill my fucking bag. "College has at no point been ""easy"", but I can't explain how less stressful it can be if you trust God and let him guide you through it ." What would Kunta Kinte's name be if he was an NBA player? Toby Bryant. How many genders are there? One. Women are property, not people. Good luck to the @sydneyswans @neaflofficial side, taking on the Brisbane Lions at 1.30pm. Get the win boys! 🔴⚪️❤️ Antifa - Anti-fascists who are the very thing they rebel against! what 's the difference between a jew and a canoe ? a canoe tips . Another cleaning tip ( from Vietnam , go figure ) that works well . What did the the boy with down syndrome google? "how to uninstall chromosome" I readNesta Webster , Gary Allen , Douglad reed and the Protocols over30 yrs ago and I feel sorry for you who cannot work roundit or throughit . How do you make sure your ex wife never tells the police about the abuse? I mean according to crime shows bodies still talk so make sure you dig deep. Hey Hannity.....If you are Pro IsraHELL.... Eleven MILLION DOLLARS EVERYDAY MOTHERFUCKER this year i decided to donate a few things to charities helping africans . cyanide pills disguised as water purification tablets are always a good choice . hey , they ca n't starve if they 're dead . Bulls gonna make the playoffs and I'm gonna fuckin' watch it and be mad as hell... One of the great examples of unisex is Punjabis name. Hamrinder mein kaur laga to female and singh laga do to male.😛😛😛 You should apply for the assistant manager job. You're the most knowledgeable here, and besides, for a female you've got a backbone. What was your Red Pill that brought you to awareness of these issues? So I was fingering this girl who forgot she was on her period and then my parents walked in... They caught me red handed! Best creampie I've ever given? In my pregnant wife and on my daughter. In one. Male college student:: What's your ethnic background? Me:: My mother is white and my father is black. Male college student:: Don't say all that. It's only the father's race that matters. You're just black. I'm female, was 18 and also in college. This was the first conversation I ever had with this guy. Angry, because not only was he saying that women didn't matter, but he acted like I was trying to hide being half black by telling the whole story. We're being honest with each other, rogue is way too busy harassing people to even start working on a game. how long does it take for a black woman to take a shit ? months . So how I want to die- Is In the gorilla pit of a Cincinnati Zoo RT @SteveStfler: ur a faggot if you change your name to your bday just so you can get bday tweets. this aint FB nigga, fuck yo birthday #hot - Don Rickles - John Glenn - Going in Style - Red Sox - Xbox Scorpio - Kyle Okposo - Nuclear Option - French… I also , left a comment Now , I need to wait and see if it gets approved . What do you do after you've just witnessed a white guy brutally murder a nigger? Wash your hands. What's crazy is that these niggas messier than these bitches!!😩💯 "Fuck me harder Daddy!" -Mother Teresa All my niggaz better have at least 3 ugly bitches number in their phone this summer. Look what happens when Whites leave black Countries alone to do what they do naturally The blacks in White Countries today should be on their knees thanking Whites for trying to civilize them yes there is a KKK in Canada you have to be invited to get in . YouTube - A NATION CANNOT SURVIVE TREASON : CICERO F G are the enemy of the Irish Nation vote S F not the best but care for the working class Irish not the rich scumbags . how do you start a rave in ethiopia ? staple food to the ceiling . Finally, a (semi)-fat incel on incelsgonewild! niggas are so annoying.. once they get a girlfriend they just up and stop talking to all girl friends they have??? cause their girl says so @BasedAmerican @tea0704 @johnpodesta Yup! They like to keep your brain unfocused This way you don't focus on them… https://t.co/DcrPmJ3XUL We were asked if we knew any German proverbs. 'Gas the Jews', I answered. I'm so happy I met you, I couldn't imagine life without you Unless I imagined another normie of no significance with a decent salary that will take orders from me What separates humans from animals? The Mediterranean Sea Sometimes it feels like women don't even feel the necessity of sexual desires Quit whining about it and go find a beautiful white girl to have babies with . "@Poobie_: When bitches TWERK on the computer.... ME: "In ya 👙, in ya damn 👙‼️"" Yep, I have a brilliant plan, while twitter rolls out new bans over next 3 weeks we counter with protest website recordings all false positives and we send it to all media outlets and drive the new message So apparently voting for someone based on the gender is the pinnacle of feminism New Study concludes Men's Rights is using the word Men ironically. Too many niggas act like bitches, damn that shit so crazy, dropped outta school my OG tell me everyday she praying 🙏🏽 i walked into a pet shop today and said , " i 'll have those two cute baby rabbits in the window please . " " no problem . " she smiled , " would you like anything else ? " " yes , " i replied , " i 'll have one of those big things that they go inside . " " a hutch ? " she asked . i said , " no , a snake . " So the founder of IKEA died... Who's gonna build the coffin for him? There is 4 people in my house, 3 of them are sat in the smallest room in the house. What the fuck is wrong with this place You've been kind of hogging the spotlight. USA Donates....11 MILLION DOLLARS EVERYDAY TO IsraHELL....Who has 8 million scumbags living there.....TELL YOUR CHILDREN TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER ! Why can't Jews go outside? Their ashes will blow away in the wind. 12 blonde guys were about to rape a German girl She kept screaming "nein, nein, nein!" 3 of them left. I've always said that black people make the perfect slaves because anyone who cannot or will not take responsibility and be master of their own lives is already a slave . racists , just like black people . . should n't have existed in the first place I like my woman like I like my coffee 3 years old and comes ground up in a sack. what do you call a cat with a slit throat ? a chinese ketchup bottle Dan Bongino: ‏ When the Obamagate spying scandal is finally exposed a few things will occur: -Obama will be exposed as the most corrupt POTUS in modern times -The media will be exposed as willing partners in this grotesque attack on liberty & -Americans will reconsider the price of “security.” To all the users lurking here from r/askreddit, is there anything you'd like to ask us? Question about Jeremy Meeks "When gangbanger Jeremy Meeks was released from prison for robbing and beating another boy close to death, his girlfriend married and had children with him" Is this quote referring to the girlfriend of the beaten boy or the girlfriend that Jeremy was already seeing prior to this? I'll never forget the last thing my dad ever gave to me. An accusing burble around the knife in his throat. If only my new local mall wasn't so ghetto You can major in two things. They don't necessarily have to be related. For example, I majored in Chemistry and African Studies and they don't really have anything to do with each other except for AIDS. Im legitimately pissed. Just saw a video of someone being murdered. No type of warning on the video. Thats fucked up. OMG IM SCREAMING Uncle: I'm scared to go on fb bc someone might go 'hello daddy' Everyone in the car: *Dies of laughter* Did you hear about the KKK member with a Chinese girlfriend? Both their families hold a General Lee(Li) in high regard. If u grown & still get thirsty for Jordans knowin erbody else gon havem & u still feel like u accomplished something that say alot about u Are you co-workers? Are you best friends? Once the Class Action lawsuits in Las Vegas start maturing and coming to trial, either somebody is going to go broke rather quickly or they will start singing like John McCain in Viet Nam to keep FROM going broke My black friends:: You aren't really black though, you act like a white girl. My white friends:: You aren't really white though, you're like dark. All of them telling me I have to be one, I can't be both. I'm just me though. Makes me feel like I can only be a certain race if I look and act a certain way. I was watching the Boston bombings the other day, it was kinda sad... I guess some lines just can’t be crossed. But when the customers are gone and u can speak 2 ur coworkers again it good,,,,,,bc theyre the same i love them Exodus 1:22 Pharaoh charged all his people saying Every son that is born you shall cast into the river & every daughter you shall save alive idiot boy came trundling up the stairs and woke me up by smorching my face @dish_answers Ok. I guess you ain't colored so so don't know da channels? Why do black girls love blowjobs? That’s all they can eat A bit ironic but factual Black ppl started doing the "whip" a few yrs ago, but white ppl did that hundreds of years ago. life is suffering and pain humans should go extinct immediately if you support that kind of idea, please join r/antinatalism I honestly wanna take a fucking cleaver to my face Seriously, just to fuck it up so I wouldn't have to acknowledge that I'm inherently ugly, I could pretend that it's all the scars, and not who I am. I ain't never had soo much anger for just one person . Like I just wanna beat yo ass bro jack be nimble , jack be quick . whip it out i 'll suck that dick . oh ! Ugh I'd have to do so much self-improvement to find love again and I just don't know if I want it that much. Daily reminder to all incels who are on the autistic spectrum Even girls with Asperger's only want Chad and not a sperg like you. WTF is this chick singing the 7th inning stretch at the Giants game wearing? She's like a redneck Carmen Miranda. #nlds My elders keep asking me what I intend to do with my life... ... and I tell them it doesn't matter because they're going to die soon. Did you ever hear about the Michael Jackson burger at McDonald's? It's just fifty year old meat between ten year old buns. So now that CA has that equal pay law, do male porn stars make the same as female porn stars? ofcourse! .@Wateronatrain Seen it before. Thanks. It is amusing. Most women are undermined by low expectations. That is the result. Whining only. There's only two anagrams for the letters: " n e g r i g " One of them is easy to spot, and the other is hard to see. Post with over 1,000 upvotes slanders all men as being rabid, sexist, rapist animals, and advises that we need to teach boys not to rape and harass women So, the bluepill's having a circlejerk about us going private For people that claim to not give a fuck, they sure want us open, don't they? I think Fuller House should have been called Straight Flush where Jesse,Danny and Joey are now plumbers and they can't get a toilet unclogged and the frustration causes them to snap and terrorize the city. Why make me cry from the morning to night when we could be fucking ? Ripple XRaP is going to go up to $1kto coin by the end of the year I promise you fellow Patriots invest well it when low I have good information I seem to make everyone rich as knowledge and wisdom come from suffering and must be shared freely in order to gain honor in the eyes of the Lord Happens everytime You bust a nut from the screams of the kid you gagged Random person:: What are you mixed with? Me:: My parents are both black. Person:: No way. You are light-skinned with long hair. Me:: Well, yes I'm pretty sure I know my parentage. Person:: You must be mixed. You are so pretty. Roses are red... Roses are red. Violets are mild. Welcome to the world of Holocaust denial. Vietnam used to be so hot that the villagers would melt. Felt like crying tonight when realising I've lost a year of voice memos! I use these for everything&they didn't back up..... soooo sad :-( Some of them calling for NGRSenate to be scrapped will tomorrow say they want to contest for NASS positions. WATCH #IStandWithNASS Niggas be scared to show the love they got for they girl. Like, what you don't wana look lame or? What is it! Thursday night reminder : Women can't have depression . What does 6ix9ine and a black kids dad have in common? Both are locked up in prison for life. With that many groups under the same AO , I wonder how much toe stepping is going to occur ... hope none of our own people get hurt . i wanted to tell a joke about black people. but a nigga stole it. All teams from number 1 till 5 those team are still on the race the rest ahhhhhh abanashuke abana metric #PSLrace not many people know that the only difference between cinderella and princess diana was that . cinderella 's carriage did n't turn into a wall at midnight . I like my women like I like my expensive cheeses Aged 7 years and in a dark cellar room below my home I gave a black person a bracelet for his birthday but he keeps complaining how heavy and rusty it is. @Mua87Becca yeah, what a bitch, eh? life sucks. everyone should have the equal opportunity to lose their shirt in divorce court. tfw you get an inbox message but are too autistic to reply A wise man once said life is short Then he proceded to push his son infront of a moving bus @MasonJarvis @RiannePageeX @frankiethedug The fucking man like! Ma maws banned him from the computer that's how he's no been on in a while What is a dance move that requires a white person and a black one to be performed? Whip, no no Nobody cares about the boys, not even the mods of /r/MensRights Thanks for the good stuff on here to show my kids . What do you get an african kid for his first birthday? Flowers for his grave. uurghh everyone who said they would split a cab into town w me has backed out i'm so fucked why do even niggers have white undersides on their feet ? because their capacity to run fast is the only thing about them that works . RT @nostalgic_mike: Aw y'all some hoes hating on that girl that looks like a dude 😂😭 I celebrate Christmas all year long with the Sirius Holiday Traditions channel that never goes off. Would y'all fuck sluts/whores if ya had the chance? RT @SpaceCrazy: Fucking lickspittle cunts. They don't represent their community, just like Naqvi, Heptullah or Shahnawaz. https://t.co/8wRJ… No, I must have two or three kids and teach them to be racially-aware . Hey girl! Come talk to me! ' Cause these hoes ain't loyal ! And niggahs ain't either ! When it go down you callin for hittas that you ain't... http://t.co/hj8GAfFZaM Im so fucking cold my nipples poking through my bra. Scary story told by a woman I met in Tinder (xpost from /r/theredpill) I realise how slow I am given certain discussions, so I am asking Ja'ns in Ja to please tell me what is meant by giving 'gender' money for> She gave me her address. It's the middle of the night and I didn't want to get murdered so I asked for her number. She unmatched Soccer #Livescore: (VIE-VL1) #SongLamNgheAn vs #HoChiMinhCity: 1-1. Goal for Ho Chi Minh City ... I need to get out of Jersey. I'm losing my fucking mind. what dating app do jews use most ? tinder >tfw 20 years old in 10 months How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. In Russia nothing changes. Not funny? Perhaps because it's not rly a joke. I like old school Chris brown. Old school Chris brown never went psycho on Rihanna, so I don't feel as guilty There is never enough mayonnaise for my back massage during the holidays Feminist Icon Jane Fonda “I knew about the assaults a year ago and didn’t feel it was my place to say anything” 😂 What's a Muslim's favourite game? Jenga I'm not even going to explain I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. lol if u watch the first fast and furious and then watch the latest one, u realise how much of a joke its become 2. Beneful will be kicking off the makeover weekend beginning at 10AM on Thurs, April 27th! We don't have any additional info beyond that What do you think it would take for society to start taking the issue of inceldom seriously and finding solutions? There is only one thing I'm conceited about and that is my comebacks, I could roast anyone at any time You can always pick up some 6-8 `` diameter pvc/poly pipe and cap the ends . I got banned from ForeverAlone I made a post pointing out how the subreddit shifted from revolving about loneliness to"I saw my crush kissing some guy and I can't stop crying," check my post history you'd get a kek out of the moderators' response it's the second-to-last post that I made before this one Look at Sam trying to set the scene when he knows he done fucked up. Even Jamie isn't buying your bs today Sam #MiC #MadeInChelsea I will have to reply to many other users here who have written some incorrect posts about all this , but I do n't have time right now . I like my wife how I like my fish Battered What do you call a women whose managed to climb her way up the ladder of success and become the ceo of one the largest conglomerates in our world today? A bitch And then there are those who would settle for having their boredom aleviated by chatting with a white woman via an instant messenger service . What do you call Michael J. Fox when he goes on a trip overseas... Shakes on a Plane So many weird people in the ghetto at this time. What's the most fucked up thing I can do to turn the entire world against me but not enough to get me killed or jailed? test time failed my biology test today : they asked , " what is commonly found in cells ? " apparently " black people " was n't the correct answer . "RT @PaulTHerman: #Zuma: ""It was taken away."" He says some people are very shy to speak about the truth. #NHTL @News24" What do you say to a nigger in uniform? "I'll have a Big Mac please." Trump son-in-law and adviser Jared Kushner in Iraq, US official says - ABC News - via @ABC https://t.co/Fw4HjL1Qe3 No summer school? 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 eat a dick school. Im done with your bitch ass !!!!!! Why are Japanese people so skinny? The last time a Fat Man came into their country, it didn't exactly end well for them. i slapped kim kardashian ’s ass once i do n’t like his music . Friend:: Well what if we have a disabled kid? What happens then? Her fiance:: Well, then we drown them at birth. Problem solved. As reported on my friend's blog. Made me feel like as a disabled person, able-bodied people think my life has no value. Why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal and run. In 2003, the U.S. Census Bureau said Hispanics had moved past African Americans as the largest minority group in the United States. A jew, a gay, and Hitler walk into a bar. Hitler is the only one that leaves. CNN tomorrow will be like: Its illegal to watch these videos we'll watch them and tell you what you need to know #MakeNewsGreatAgain Glad the woman chose to keep the baby, but fuck, a women truly is the ultimate decider if whether or not you become a father. I love my fam!! @Chocolatexo_ @yungboijizz @Chris2_3Black @KELLIS926 @SweetPea1005 @CRSLYRC @TreTriggaJ my parents wonder why i stay in my room all day probs cuz i'd rather be in here then be out there and get yelled at for lookin at them funny Why is it the people with the most screwed up lives think they are the ones to give advice to others! Watching COPS TV...Love this show.Specially when they taser the crap out of thugs. The newest breakthrough in human mutilation. THE ORPHANNY PACK!* *only available on the black market Their behavior is lately is really getting annoying. I hate spring time. They got 2 months left smh they need to chill London nowadays is more dangerous for tourists than Zimbabwe Like the above poster says do n't go to London just go someplace else that is much better like Bath or Stratford Upon Avon ( Shakespeare Birthplace ) Londonistan is a craphole Have y’all seen the chapelle shows “Niggar Family?” This is a good thread There is a lot of cheap WHITE places to live in the U.S. I have already drivin to look at some places already . RT @_xMaiya_xMonike: What's the difference between a main & a side bitch ?? Shit y'all both getting feed lies & dick! Everyone where I live is surprisingly open to necrophilia At the very least, no one I've done it with has complained I have the fitbit Aria scale. It's a wifi scale, logs to internet. Which is awesome. But not for the reasons you'd think. A #FreeSpeechPlatform just allows MORE freedom of expression than others, with LESS fear of reprisal You still can't say whatever you want, to whomever you want, whenever you want There are always those pesky little things called #Laws Why can't supposedly "intelligent" people understand that? Jumping over to gab from twitter... Give me some good deplorables to follow Wait. Twitter handles video now. What's the recording length limitation? I ran into a gay bar the other day. I was on the headlines the next, wanted for homocide. If you need to prove why GENETICS matters over anything, show them this 17 year old 6"7 next to his friend did you hear about the new mcdonalds mcjackson sandwich ? its a year old slab of meat between year old buns . Remember, when you buy California fruit you are supporting illegal immigration because that is all who pick the fruit . Even when the rest of the world has daggers ready to strike at your heart , you still show them kindness .. You wheel nevvver get dis, you wheel nevvver get dis And then one day, he BREAK cage She had her chance to understand, but she's decided to dig in her heels. Whelp. Lesson learned, eh? Also In Week 3 Christmas Returned To The Game The Doctors Said She Broke 10 Bones In Her Foot She Will Have To Follow Up With Doctors This Week #BB19 It’s probably tacky but I feel extra joy and love in my heart knowing Obama the felonious traitor scum enemy is likely unhappy that his sick global tax known as Obamacare is ended🇺🇸👊(he is pissed, right?) If those who don't know history are doomed to repeat it, I want to forget everything I know about the Holocaust I swear I can never do anything it's so fucking annoying nice to see another maritimer , the south shore is a beautiful place , i ride down that way a lot on my harley , i live in the annapolis valley . bupropion hydrochloride got a script for this today, apparently it doesn't have any sexual side effects ( nsfw ) my first sexual experience was like my first football game i was all bloody and sore but atleast dad came what do you call a black women who has had abortions ? a crime fighter . _ _ xpost - r / sickipedia That is because Lycurgus has been on moderation forever and should be let off . If you don't want my PUPPY jumping on your dog, don't fucking bring him in my yard where MY PUPPY is playing. Stupid bitch. Got a country club, chips, and a coke from @jimmyjohns. So, yes, Weight Watchers is going really well. #summerbod Casually spraying the kid in front of me on the line w perfume 🙃 he's gonna smell super good when he gets home Me trying to get fake internet points is just like a black kid meeting his father. It's never gonna happen. @CreatifiyRTR @KirkHerbstreit ESPN bash Bama all the time??? 🤣🤣🤣ESPN is contractually obligated to hump the leg of… https://t.co/fBhOKKuSBS The problem is that through western elites we have to feed and look after useless savages like malema . The pourpose of this post is not to promote an Islamic Ireland . how many cops does it take to throw a black man down a flight of stairs ? none . he fell . Fantasize for a moment please Criminal Indictments are handed down Trials begin in earnest You MUST pay good, hard earned money to watch One, and only ONE Which trial would you pay to watch? I decided to get my wife what shes been wanting for Christmas She wanted a kid but wasn't to happy to find out I was having it with my Secretary I will date any woman as long as she's not fat I'm so lonely When she says she's in middle of his I mean her transition Charlie Kirk: ‏ Well before Trump ran for President he funded Rand Paul to do medical missions in Haiti Actions speak much louder than rumored words What's long and disturbing? The list of minors I touched today. "Question: Are y'all gonna say/comment ""Get out"" every time you see a black person dating someone of a different race?" I'm so jealous of american incels you can go to the wallmart and buy a pump shotgun for 300 bucks so u can ki-ll your-self in 1 second Going to be posting some music videos on here so let’s get ready to Rock! What do you call a stealthy black person? An incog_negro_ NO YOU DONT HIT A GRANDPA & LEAVE YOU SICK BASTARD A guy front of me was dancing for no reason never mind he had Parkinson's. What's the difference between a woman and a dog? The dog doesn't cry when you lock it in the bathroom. [Normies&Incels] What are your goals/ambitions and why? The response you get if you talk about being incel on a normie subreddit. Being a nice person means nothing if no one is nice to you back Why should I continue being nice to people if no one respects me and treats me the same way? What band do walking vegetables listen to Syndrome of a down Muhammad took ayesha to the zoo on her 10th birthday. Guess who's moaning? The zookeeper fapping to Muhammad getting dicked by a horse my wife cheated on me for an indian man that stinks . Epic Fail @krispykremeUK changing your branding because idiots can't spell! Not a good move. Krispy Cream is STUPID & no longer alliterates! I have to learn laravel and blade or blend smth... but I like node.js though... *goes on youtube to search for tutorials* #webdeveloper Yall Grandma's gone get yall for playing around in them curtains 😭😭😭 literally the most funniest thing ... anybody else's looking 💀💀 I'm so done with life this week just fucking get be a bottle of bevy what did the black guy get on his s.a.t.s ? barbecue sauce This is why I fucking hate living in Orlando I'm so fucking sick of this shit Finna drive to kalis rn 🙌RT @Nay_btw It amazes me how niggas can fuck w/ EVERY bitch but when a nigga try to talk to his bitch he wanna cry about it😕 I need answers No one ever writes a book called "Men, Stop Being an Asshole in Relationships" or "She Just Wants to Be Treated Like a Human Being for Once" Obama chooses to identify as black , and Zimmerman chooses to identify as Hispanic . RT @radiomaru: nerds are cool because they get really judge-y about other nerds being passionate about things they aren't passionate abo ... smalldickproblems = bluepilled cucks they create throwaway accounts to create shitty threads like 'im a girl and size doesnt matter hehehe 'im 4 inches and i have 5 fwb hehehe' i tried to blackpill them but they banned me lol Request for a new rule An instant weeklong ban for anyone who says "all women are different and like different types of men" I have effectively run more miles in the last 5 days than I did in the entire month of February. #imback #runmeganrun I made a black joke today. It doesn't work. "If you like getting choked during sex that doesn't make you a ""goth girl"" that just mean you like getting choked you stupid bitch" "They lady under me and her daughter are going at it. 😂 dawg she said to her daughter ""You are the biggest fucking whore I ever seen"" 😱" Just saw another gun range go out of business... Schools are way cheaper. Because if I slap the bitch she gone go unconscious cuz IMA hit her like I hit niggas. That's how sick I am of this four eyed bitch How many Islamic people died in Syria last year? Not enough what does a black man and an apple have in common ? they both look good hanging from trees . Why Stephen Hawking died? He got his chair unplugged What did the Jewish pedophile say to the little girl. "Hey little girl, you wanna buy some candy?" why do gay men act feminine and lesbian women act masculine ? it just confuses me that it 's rare to see two " normal " females in a lesbian relationship together and that usually at least one tries to act masculine . That nigga talkin like a hoe Tell that bitch nigga speak up What's the difference between 3 dicks, and a joke Your mum can't take a joke. This new piece is a little different. It's by a female composer so we'll see what happens. It's dedicated to all of the females in the orchestra. Why are Jews not chemists? They're not falling for that one again how do you keep a native american out of your front yard ? move the trash cans to the back yard What's something really risky you've wanted to try? If i sent you some pic wound use be able to put them up cuz use dont have many also i have lots of links to give use serious question to incels have you tried nofap hard mode what was the result? The boy I like(d):: I just don't find black people attractive, I'm sorry. I'm not racist or anything. I just don't think black girls are attractive. You're a nice person and cool, but I just can't date black girls. Me:: Thanks. Made me feel helpless. hopeless. depressed. Women always get payed by men so they can take their virginity Meanwhile, a man has to pay a hooker to lose his virginity. That's vile , but I ca n't say it 's a big shock , their culture seems to glorify that sort of behaviour ... Downtown Protest of OHP's New Circumcision Policy • /r/Portland What is anne frank favourite drink? soda water So she has this thing where she wanna act like other people i think she tryna make me crazy😦 just like her😨 Has anyone else noticed how blacks mainly wait until their opponent gets tired while preserving their energy , and then attack while their opponent is weak ? Working on a project&have a ques in what situations would you identify most w/ race...culture... or gender? Which you indentify the most w/ Who shot John lookin ass hoe wish I could change my body like play dough depending on my mood. Some days I wanna be model skinny, other days I wanna be video girl thick Well I heard that the airport is in the process of implementing their new security procedures and subsequently did n't have an x-ray device or metal detector ... @mcorado33 @FlashHayer @ColinCowherd he been trying but everyone is in an uproar, he can't rest I paid big money to watch him play my team. Some men are so disgusting. Stalking is a crime.What joy do you get in making a girl uncomfortable?😒😒😒 Grab Your Wallet founder needs to grab her brain! She will NEVER tell others like myself, where not to shop! Stop being Sheep, stand up! Why do bitches hate so much tho ? What's wrong with congratulating Nd Giving People Props Sometimes .?💁 "Mr. Felton was described in court as an odd and quiet person who did not have a job, stayed up all night on his computer and slept during the day." I would like to know how are the nationalists parties going on in the five countries of this beautiful part of Europe called Scandinavia ? I got kicked out from Boy Scouts The scout leader did not like the competition. Ain’t you ever seen a princess be a bad bitch👸🏼💁🏼🎶 We have a sexual harassment policy in this class. I know sometimes girls like to flirt with the boys, but I'm asking you to keep that outside the classroom, we're here to work. Everything i drew today turned out ugly but das ok bc im learning and this is practice towards a better style and better skill!!! A black guy, a white guy and an Asian guy are in a third grade The black guy, he's 18. Need to get paperwork together and homework finished for tomorrow. Really don't want to do any of it. I had actualy written th epost for last summer but had to cancel my trip ... so it is 2005 !!! ok every body cool ? * L * Shann 2508 Two decades of my life and the world is to fucked up It's changeable but what ever I say you'll think it's not What is most annoying thing after sex?? Hiding the dead body This is completely disgusting ... How can we continue to house these people who have complete contempt for us and all our laws and customs ? Whoopi Goldberg: If you hit a man don't be surprised if he hits you back : videos [xpost from r/videos] What's an Arabic's favorite bathroom accessory? a bath bomb MTF transwomen shouldnt have to compete against men in the olympics When they can compete in the special Olympics instead What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "Windows is shutting down." Sonic Night Thursday 5-7 @ Hwy 67 location. Early dismissal this coming Friday @ 1. Buses will run at that time. Have a great week! not to be an edgelord, but I fucking hate people, they're filth, garbage, worse than animals, whatever else What does society and a banana have in common The less brown, the better "And then y'all always like to go ""well their singers not dancers"" if that's the case then bitch don't fucking dance !" What does a black man and a soda machine have in common? They both don't work and always take your money. There is a referendum in India to legalize gang rape. The forecasts predict that 9/10 will vote yes. Jamie repeats that Minister Gordhan won't lose his job at 18:00 tonight. He already lost it at 00:14.#DA #CabinetReshufle @News24 Ain't it fucking great and just lovely with peaches and cream to fuck around and troll and catfish these Sicko's A black woman posted on social media that she is pregnant with twins... I'm glad to see one finally having two kids by the same man. I am not racist I like black people so much, that if I could I would buy one Yeah, we could do with the same amount of black rapists as the Nordic countries are privileged enough to have . I am right now watching Enforcers defend Chums on facebook. There is no one else like me in the world... And that is why I am alone, always and forever... .@BlackOpal80 Are you a feminist? @WildeArthur Why did the SJW cross the road? To get triggered about something that has nothing to do with them!!! Asked a woman at a bar the other day if she would like to have sex with me? She said not if we were was the last people on earth. I replied, if we were the last people on earth, who would stop me? What does a cop feel when he shoots a black man? Recoil. JB, McG, The sadly missed JJ, Rick, Billy is God, Paul, some idiot born 1st April, Viking Dave. All but the idiot @lufctrust stars. ;-) So in 1960 AMERICA was 85 % White......What idiot wouldn't like this ? I remember buying two packs of alcohol one of my first weeks of living in seattle and getting super drunk and blasting/singing Three Cheers why does beyonce sing to the left to the left ? because black people have no rights . So many people must want to be your friend! @faded_A_wray420 Sent a mass snapchat of my laundry asking only women to fold it. #NotSexist Yes Justin is an awful shitty person but Bryce should definitely be in jail my doctor told me i should stay as far away as possible from trans fats i 'm going to miss tumblr . Thats not ya bitch if she dont love giving you head When you were with me, you were obsessed with her. It gave you kicks knowing someone likes you way too much. why is duck duck goose and not called chicken nugget chicken nugget burnt chicken nugget there were too many kids being beaten up when they select a black kid for burnt chicken nugget They (Native people) need to stop being so difficult and complaining! They already get so much from our tax money, what more do they want? Person:: Oh, you're deaf? Me:: Yes. Person:: My dog's deaf. Me:: Um...Ok? Soo negros is locked? Mmmm... Interesting... Red Nation Rising ‏   @RedNationRising MYSTERY: Awan Brothers Court Date Disappears From Calendar After Being Postponed Twice I never joke about 9/11 Because every joke about 9/11 has a tendency to crush and burn Why do they call it PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. I can tell if I will have sex with a girl by the kind of shoes she is wearing If they are high heels the chance is pretty high, If they are sneakers she is probably too fast. Some bad ass females end up with a nigga that is barley attractive cause all you good looking niggas are hoes and worse then bitches ☺️ More black-on-white savagery : YouTube - Racist Black gangs are targeting White men for hate crimes in Baltimore YouTube - White Boy Beat Up Because of Slavery YouTube - 32 gangbangers arrested in hate crime roundup for targeting Whites and Latinos YouTube - Violent , racist African immigrants I seen Scooby hoe some niggas at the gardens too 😂😂😂 Come up with my chicken or yo ass gone b a vegetable What is a white man between 1000 niggers? A prison guard. How come you act so gay but you're like the straightest guy ever? No,it isn't Stop #Assad Chemical Attacks.It is fucking stop Assad,end Assad,stop sending money to Assad,stop supplying arms to Assad.#Idlib My newly found idol is... The person that killed hitler A racist, a rapist and a pedophile are fighting a duel. Who wins? Everyone else. These bitches is wild YouTube - & #x202a ; Black Male Rapes 10 yr old Deaf Girl , Claims He Thought She was her Mother & #x202c ; & rlm ; YouTube - & #x202a ; Robbers shoot customer & #x202c ; & rlm ; YouTube - & #x202a ; String of robberies by Urban Youths continue in Lincoln , NE & #x202c ; & rlm ; Her reply to the last message, lol. Time to move on with my day. Apparently follows me on Twitter too. Weird. https://t.co/vMmpPnT89f @vernon1488 town . At a movie with friends. I stabbed a nig 3 times and got sent to prison. Justice? It brings me joy when I see a classroom full of young, aspiring people of colour. It's a great opportunity... ...to test my aim. Internalized misogyny makes me the saddest @Annie_FannieXU @Kid_Frankie_614 I'm not sexist but... Women can't drive. What the best part of raping a black kid? They cant say anything bc thier voice doesnt matter I guess con season just started and like every year, I'm not going to any. When is that gonna change?? 😪 Why is /r/TwoXChromosomes a default sub but there's no male version as a default? i find that excessive use of emojis in one sentence is a way for someone to express how ded they r inside or theyre a fuck boiii Just waited for the starbucks bathroom and this guy came out and BITCH let me tell you HE BLEW THIS MF UP it stinks so bad in here What do a cripple and a chair have in common? They both got legs but can't walk. Black guy in class: *attempts to throw a paper ball into the trash* *misses* Mrs. Mundy: "You're a disgrace to your race, Marcus" 😂😂😂 @GrizzboAdams @wyattnuckels this Friday at the c burg mall you gettin whipped like the bitches I fuck I also know I hate using a Holga. Like, fuck that. I hate tht hoe I make it SO hard just to talk, dont I? I get off topic, Dont I?? I get it poppin, Dont I? I'll end up stoppin, Wont I? i wonder why girls can call eachotha bitches they cool with it but when a nigga call dem one mfas all out they Body #DONTGETIT These dual wins are the 999th and 1,000th career victories for Coach Ben Loeb!!! Congratulations Coach!! Amazing!! What is the common point of a black guy and a Remote ? you have to hit to work again There are black magazines, black award shows, black college scholarships and black television channels. Since all of these things would be unacceptable for whites, it seems that the more privileged race is black. I have been recently told that the 2nd toe , the one that rests beside the big toe is a genetic distinction if you are of Celtic Stock . if you bake cookies for santa , what do you bake for hitler ? jews . you bake him some wholesome jews . It's really a waste of time trying to prank me tbh...now that I think about it. Lmaooooo I real life ignore them all the time Some may say LionMaker was a pedophile I just think he has a very, very special connection with them (no homo) Grandma:: I always said, if reincarnation exists I want to come back as either a man or a rich man's dog. Me:: Why? Grandma:: *laughs* Because I don't like being a woman! Me:: I like being a woman. Grandma:: Really? "Driving my mom around consists of: Backseat driving Radio station demanding ""You're going to fast!"" Bitching about no tissues in the car" Lauren Souther of Rebel media, the girl who held up the sign at the Slut Walk is doing an AMA FA is full of degenerate normie filth posting updates on their "success" This drugged up norman posting about how he's kissing roasters yet the cucks eating that shit with up votes, stop posting humble brag updates about the sub 3 you're sticking your tongue in cuck np.reddit.com/r/ForeverAlone/comments/66xs2z/i_went_on_a_hike_with_cashier_girl/ GROW UP! Take responsibility and for once, stop being so god damn selfish! Not even ur friend who got invited, asks u if u want to join. Maybe bc the other members don't know me that well. How did people respond when you got out of the MRA closet? "Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies.""--Edward George Bulwer-Lytton #quote" i jsut ufkcing accidentally got a fucking prime membership and i had to like scramble to cancel it How can you tell when an Asian moved into the neighborhood? All the dogs stop barking. hi all i am from south of london. hope to make many like minded friends got bored of listening to the lefties so need to talk to real people RT @NewzHuddle: Y'all niggas ain't low tho. Y'all really be comin at these bitches on here then when they curve u, u act like u was playing… 'get it together jules you. dont. get. sick.' ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alibaba / Jack Ma: Gotta love a guy who beat Meg Whitman's albino ass back to the US. Freakin' commie genius. A dark joke is like cancer. If you get it, you're seriously sick. System Time:2017-04-04 - 20:45:03 JST Hostname:raspi Uptime:2 days 13:1 CPU Load:0.37,0.12,0.03 CPU Temp:50.46 MFree:140032 SFree:1914852 Anyone know who the false rape accuser is in the Paddy Jackson and Stuart Olding case? what do you call ? what do you call three mexicans , one chinese man , and three black guys sitting on a log ? a sprinkler - because it goes spick , spick , spick , * chink * nigga , nigga , nigga . What did I get when I mixed my DNA with a child’s? Arrested switching lanes but ion got no gears🚫💨 shawty said she wanna ride but she don't know how to steer🤦🏼‍♂️🚮 Deciphering core subliminal along with unstructured electrolyte processes. I am fucking insane. #amwriting My stepdad walked into the room to offer me pot (WA!) and then he farted for 5 seconds when I declined. It's a mess. You must feel horrible. You're lost everything:Your father, Your tribe, Your best friend. American vs British spellings Plow vs Plough Favorite vs Favourite Paralyze vs Paralyse Shooting Gallery vs School All i have to say is none of this crap that is happening in the world is going to change unless people on a large scale actually stand up and say no we have had enough and drag the scum in the streets and deal with them in a most violent way . What do you call a black women that's had 7 abortions? A crime fighter. "All-female casts bother me but I have literally never noticed the hundreds of movies with 0 female characters I have already watched" A 28 year old on PoF is messaging me lol What the difference between a nigger and a bucker of shit? The bucket What did the white kid rule the school? He made all the shots. If suicide isn’t a joke Amanda Todd isn’t the comedian I made her out to be Social justice organizer/old friend:: Oh wow. I had no idea you were Jewish! Me (a mixed-race Jewish person of color):: Why? Same friend:: Oh, I know you grew up poor, and I'd never really heard of working class Jews before. Plus, you're POC, and I guess I didn't think that there were POC Jews either. Made me feel invisible, judged. So, @GMShivers claims that only people new to the industry claim sexism exists. Yawn. I'm a 15+ year engineer. Try again. If everybody would just stop making everything about race, you would realize everything is actually ok. I would have never seen a naked woman in my life if it weren't for porn tfw one of your biggest fantasies in life is to spend a Saturday at your place with a girlfriend, both of you casually nude after a previous night of sex, just hanging out and chilling Why can't orphans play baseball? They dont know where home is. "i really hate giving advice bc mfs be like "" u act like u wasn't dumb over a nigga"" bitch when I was 14 not 24. that's 10 yr difference" 2 cars crash in Mexico And 48 people were killed Newly-confirmed Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen says ICE officers will "no longer look the other way" when encountering "other immigration offenders" while in pursuit of "criminal aliens. trip stop bein a nob, wat r u like, 5 or smth we aint at nursery also say please dnt forget ur manners People always ask me why I don't let Jewish people in my house. It's because I don't want them to set off the smoke alarm. How Much Kunfidence Did It Take For You To Get a Chiseled Jawline? The Matrix is shit I'd take the fucking blue pill Jesus god What do you call a 60 year old porn star with no limbs? A nugget of wisdom. .@Brittany_Blade Barb Sheehan NEVER says a word about being abused for 20 years. Kills husband. Claims abuse w no proof. Walks. Fems cheer. How do black people say hi to each other? By gun shooting at each other. americans are sending old t - shirts to aid third world countries . in the refugee camps they are mainly being used for tents . Those you speak of are the very article which started this thread . On probably the nicest day of the holiday, I'll be sorting car ins and house ins renewal and scrutinising very expensive energy bill 😟 Banned from /r/beyondthebump for correcting incorrect information about male genital mutilation. I'm probably such a racist, but a black man dressed as Santa is just wrong. Coworker:What did you get your wife for Christmas? Me: Nothing, because she didn't use what i gave her last year. Coworker: What did you get her last year? Me: A burial plot. you know what they say about glass houses . niggers ca n't break in through the ceiling . How do we know Jesus wasnt black? He turned the water into wine, not Henny The reason is sexism. @DM_BallSoHard Female comedians just aren't funny to me for some reason #NotSexist #JustFacts What’s the difference between a nigger and a chink? Only one is hung. God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. ― Mark Twain two brothers come from india and have brought their families to live in the usa . they place a bet with each other . whichever brother is more americanized at the end of one year will win . the year passes and they meet to share their progress . brother this morning we said the pledge of allegiance before jumping in the minivan to go to the boys little league game . we then ate at mcdonalds where we also had some apple pies . brother take a shower you fucking dothead . It's weird most Indians dot and to an extent feather that I deal with hate blacks more than they do whites and find blacks to be lazy and worthless . SUICIDE FUEL: literal MIDGET femoid won't date men below 5'10". men should men. @Mic_Ross Dumb women call me sexist... real ladies respect the traditional values.. men should men and women should be women is manning was black and a islamic the dems would probably put him/it on the ticket with opra--- What's the difference between blacks and other animals? If you slaughtered blacks not even PETA would care Extra bonus if you look at Haiti now compared to its neighbouring country The Dominican Republic. I remember reading that excerpt from Manson and I agreed with it 100%, however I'd like to add that if you don't want to be interpreted as creepy then the way you dress could factor into it. Who would you think is more creepy? [...] I don't worry too much about looking creepy because I know I'm not a creep. Currys are so subhuman even prostitutes won't sleep with us I always thought that if I was a virgin by 21 I could still escortcel but now that I know that's not even an option I think I'm just gonna blow my head off on my 21st birthday lol After following the Mueller witch hunt, I'm now going to agree with Shakespeare, "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers". I wish love potions existed Then we wouldn't be lonely anymore what 's the difference between brussels city and brussels sprouts ? one needs to be destroyed , the other needed to be destroyed . *gets in real uncomfortably close to the mic* clariceheart............. cuddling. *kick flips mic into the crowd, does a backflip off stage* fuck this manlet body fuck this manlet body, fuck this shit, fuck fuck fuck girls are right i can never protect them with this body fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Exactly if there was a network of devoted white nationalists across Canada there 's no knowing what we could actually accomplish . What's worse than raping Helen Keller? Breaking her fingers afterwards. Walking to the library and passing people on their way to pres is heartbreaking 💔 can my essays be over now please? Fedor going down like he did hurt a lot too . what 's the difference between a jew and a boy scout ? a boy scout comes home from camp . Looks like quite a few of them picked up a lot of Aryan genes . We need to start a pool on stormfront and use the money to buy this place . BREAKING: NASCAR owners threaten to fire drivers, crew members who protest national anthem - The Hill Some of my plants need to size up to the ground. I don't want to have to move containers that large. #landscapechat My dad told me to watch over the kids cause he kept them on our basement We now have the #HomeschoolingNightmar of The California family to think about when it comes to building new abilty for children safety and guidness the facts that this is a much bigger issues for us to take in could damage the Democratic Party ways by cracking down on familys who homeschool to save children from such nightmare. RT @_BOOWHOP: I can't trust ah soul I can't trust these NIGHAS I can't trust these hoes "@Boro Agnew really needs to stop ""praising boro's spirit"". Each week he is effectively encouraging shite" Listen, all I know is Kristine Nielsen as Puck in #ShakespeareInThePark's Midsummer is inspired casting. Great way to finally get in a girls pants Become a gynecologist 9/11 Jokes aren't funny... My dad died in the attack. I will always remember the last words he said to me over the phone, "allahu akbar." what ’s the difference between hitler and trump ? when they went to russia , hitler got fucked ! trump just got a golden shower . it does n't make sense to have hispanics securing the border. after all were are their loyalties. let 's support wn s who want to become border patrol agents . I ain't gonna let dese fucken jews playa hate me boy whats the difference between Amanda Todd and FemiNazi's??? at least Amanda Todd knew when to give up on life &#x200B; It’s the dominos pizza guy, after I paid him, he just walked in and won’t leave, he’s eating the pizza now and watching NetFlix while I type this from the other room. joseph joestar saying holy shit but sped up rlly fast and repeated over and over and over and over and o Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar Everyone drunk at my gramps b-day party off da wine Couple thoughts equally important I'm happy for my friend Ahmed, he just came to join me in Paris. On another note, anyone seen my truck keys? "The funniest part about last night was saying ""why does Jimin stare like that!!!!"" and a girl next to me going ""I KNOW, RIGHT"" 😂" I know that Mississippi is full of blacks but is it really that bad over there that real white folks are trying to move to overpriced liberal ( my assumption ) Britain ? #stopwadhwa2015 because he is developing ties to gamergate. Relies on their support, talks to Milo. I'll like to take that for a test drive . There is the same amount of evidence proving that personality is linked to attraction and evidence proving that mobile phone usage causes dick growth feel free to use google Happy birthday to my brother @DavonteJones10 hope you have a good day fam love you ‼💪🏾 see you later bro Why the girls with small boobs turned to ashes ? Tits or Auschwitz My wife used to scream in pain when she got flu. All I could do was tickle her. Eventually she died and that day I realized maybe laughter is not the best medicine. What’s the worst part of being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven. Learning to love yourself is probably one of the hardest things for some people. Get out of… https://t.co/cZyLoqNgNC I have to see this by myself: Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black Black This hoe in here 6months pregnant man take yo ass home What do you call a place where black people have rights? Imagination The Return of the Son of Man Luke 21:25 KJV And there shall be signs in the sun, and in the moon, and in the stars; and upon the earth distress of nations, with perplexity; the sea and the waves roaring Also: Matthew 24:26-31; Mark 13:24-27 how do we know that jesus was n't born in mexico ? because he 'd never have been able to find wise men and a virgin . What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack? His shoulder Why don't black people dream? Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot It resembles, as I may say, a fruitful and fecund root which yields and produces diversely according to the will of man, and which is capable, at the planter's own choice, of either shedding a beautiful bloom of virtues, or of bristling with the thorny thickets of vices. You aren't really disabled. These ANCYL morons don't know that the other morons from the DA are no longer marching to the Luthuli House on Friday. Aaai! Ally is so captivating, even more when she's singing. She closes her eyes, she connects with the music's wonderful ️ ❣ I live in New Richmond , Ohio which is almost all White but the kids are brain-washed with Mtv and try to act like the Blacks they watch for hours in rap videos on Mtv . what do toddlers and bowling balls have in common you can finger them with baby powder and hurl them into a gutter . you can also drill an extra hole in them if needed . One of them is black and the other looks white . What's the difference between KFC and the KKK? Nothing. They both fry animals. What did Bob and Dave call the support group they formed after catching their wives fucking a black guy? The Two Cucks Klan. i do n't get all these sandy hook jokes . i guess they 're aimed at a younger audience . Admin news: No more violent stuff in flairs or usernames Oh my god, aren't guys who aren't manly ashamed of themselves? Don't they want to be MEN?! I mean, gay guys can dress however they want, but straight guys in skinny jeans or sparkly shirts? It's just gross. is this love? when someone call u and talking to u for hour, and after end the convrstn you feel like everythng going wrng. u feel empty. Welcome, but please do make an effort to use proper English when posting , rather than mobile phone text messaging style . How often do you consider killing yourself I considered it once. But then I just killed everyone else. I’m trying to sleep, but I can’t stop thinking about all the things you could do to me if you were with me right now. #rickandmortyseason3 legit on TV @RickandMorty @adultswim you crazy bastards Mignon Petit Tit Blond Gets Fucked By Two Cocks https://t.co/K29MQWevww How about a Hunger Games for people who don't eat their fucking crusts? Giving females the right to choose their partner is like giving ak47's to african children who decided that's a good idea? Did you hear about the guy who didn't have a Valentine? I heard he went to school and took a bunch of shots What’s faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon. i swear BTS songs can make you hype even at your lowest downfalls lol when will everybody going to realize dat 💭 Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year Happy New Year! Well, I guess not really, because it's not Chinese New Year yet. ... Just kidding! hi, how are you?🌹 I hope you are having an amazing day! If you're not busy, would you mind following me please? thank you @LiamPayne 1384 Niggas Will Speak So Bad On You, Despise Everything You Do. But Be All In Yo Ass Something’s wrong with my grandmother She’s been sleeping at the bottom of the steps for 2 days. Is this normal? The same bitches telling you to let it go are the same ones that would go in and grab it right after you.💯👏 why do jews have big noses ? so they can get the lugers out easier How do you solve global warming? Volcanic Eruptions When was black employment rates the highest? Before the civil war. I had to hug the block. You bitches just wave at it what do you call a black man on the moon ? a really big problem what do you call black men on the moon ? a big problem what do you call all of the black men on earth on the moon ? problem solved (WARNING) THIS IS NOT FOR THE OFFENSIVE Why can't Americans can't play chess? They're missing two towers. ur answer towrds my question is clear. nvm . i fell so bad . do others really cant accept my flaws ? this is so heartbreaking . .@Saudaa_ now fucked it up by getting involved ffs xD Is it a boy or a girl? What do you call 3 kids chained in a basement? A good friday night. """To waken interest and kindle enthusiasm is the sure way to teach easily and successfully."" – Tryon Edwards" I don't know about now but when i was a boy Satan demanded the sacrifice of blonde virgins and didnt just right 666 everywhere yahoo.com/news/countries-miserable-eu-yes-uk-one-131931246.html … Uk will blame Russia as usual for staging their Brexit! Here is one video that I 've made and upload to youtube , hope you like it YouTube - CROATIAN SOLDIERS - Strenth & Honor What do you call an Islamic Square Root? A radical. 29 Dec 1940 London suffered its worse night of the blitz High then a hoe with bitch ass Benny They call me chief weak bitch so i was raping this broad and she said " please , think of my children ! " what a fucking pervert . Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was black *sighs* Just one of those days - I want a different one please. What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your boots off when you jump on a trampoline. i thought garbage men were supposed to bring trash to the dump but they wouldn't take me ha ha ha. self depreciation ftw. I just picked up a 1-7-10 split and @DaNaughtyFarmer didn't fucking record it! #kevinwasmywitness #fuckkevin my young son proudly showed me his finger painting when he came home from school earlier . " that 's absolutely shit ! " i said . " it looks nothing like a finger ! " Well, they'll let just anyone be a cop these days. You could pass for Dominican; some of them are really dark and have bad hair like you. Luckily, I got the GOOD hair"." You know... Masturbation is basically necrophilia if you're dead inside. When we look at all mentions of a username, including RTs, @spacekatgal has received 1611 in the past 12h. @femfreq has received 911. n charge of a lifetime, to play over the problems which beset us on the brink, we could give no air support to our Ally all of my social media platforms are like different versions of me and I'm so sorry that this is the twitter version of me RT @NOGOODNIGGER_: Stop gassing up these regular ass bitches Don't tweet about Donald Trump fucking your life up if you don't even know where Syria is on a map So how much of that third world shithole, Puerto Rico, was without power before the hurricane? Preach RT @POONsoaker: Ugly girls are the way to go man. Nobody got time for you pretty hoes It be so good to not gotta woyke in da moanin. I da only colored dat woyke cuz colored folk be lazy and lives off da white guilt I'd focus on the aspect of forced integration and that the Whites acted in response to that , first . @sugarsucka how to get away with murder is so good it's a cliffhanger after every episode! also house md had loads… https://t.co/oWUBbOrzaZ Fight anyone that tells you there's nothing wrong with being fat. And help your body and bones and lose weight, seriously. Never!!!.Mix...Biznezz...Wit Personal!!!.Like...Oil...&...Vinegar!!! Dey...Don't...Mix!!!.Like...Love!!! &...Hate!!!.Ok!!!.✌✌✌!!! For girls, talking to Chad is like talking to God And talking to incels is like talking to the devil Especially when you consider the fact that they was no direct flights from Nigeria to Ireland makes it even more shocking You don't have to like anybody, and that extends to people who share sig. more DNA with you than a random stranger. Make it through the day. Wow these jokes are so dark They’re picking cotton. What do you call an aborted Italian A boneless pizza I keep telling people I'm not racist, I have black people in my family tree. They are still hanging. Guy 1: "So tell me about yourself" Guy 2: "I let Karl Rove fuck me in the ass" Guy 1: "You're hired" #NewRight At the end of a telephone survey which took about twenty minutes to complete. Caller:: Ethnicity? Your choices are Caucasian, Asian, Hispanic, African American, Pacific Islander, other... Me:: Asian. Caller:: Wow, you don't have an accent. You don't even sound Asian! But the best are here , they certainly are n't africans - multiculturalism is the funeral pyre of a society , & those who welcome it are either fools or traitors Guy next to me on plane:: So, where are you from? Me:: Florida. Guy:: No, like, where are you FROM? Me:: Um, I was born in New York... Guy:: But, what about... (He pulls the corners of his eyes back in an effort to look Asian.) I was watching Different Stokes and Mrs Garrett was wiggling her ears just right to instruct me how to make her pumpkin pie "Mark dice gets up on stage, and yells into the microphone ""fuck niggers"" crowd starts booing him, mark dice responds with ""take a joke""" What do you call a nazi pokemon? Kick-a-jew MY. NIGGA!! RT @Lito_TheGawd: Feel good to not have no hoes. Yall can't even throw that charge my way no more. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A Quarter-Pounder with Cheese. In a print journalism class, we were discussing diversity, affirmative action, advocacy groups, etc. White student A:: Yeah, up in San Fran they banned a White students' club. They were accused of being supremacists. White student B:: That's so messed up. Whites can't do anything in this country. If McConnell and Ryan do not call for the immediate expulsion of Franken, it confirms they were behind the Judge Moore hit job! I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian Demarco Harris , a 13-year-old black boy , murders a 24-year-old woman sitting in her car , and tells the court he was forced to do it . #MORMONS are married and buried in CULT garb whilst wearing veils or bakers hats & Demonic green aprons. #LDS #CULT I dont kiss none of these hoes 😷🙊👅🙅 Stupid bitches deserve to be treated like a stupid bitch abused and women across the globe can unite over one thing . their lack of listening and cooking skills . They expect us to give them respect 😂 got me fucked up my nigga you buggin Is Fitz ever going to find out that his son who passed was really his father's? Shonda keeping that on the back burner? #Scandalabc “@GlitteredInPink: @West305 you like 5'8, you needs to”....1. You a hoe. 2. i'm 5'10(breaking11) 3.suck my dick. Islam is a battle royale. You don't know what you're doing, but you'll be given a gun and a purpose. .@whatever541 @Iribrise For the first time ever I couldn't tell (been wrong sure, but I at least think I know) at all. It's evidently real. It was really horrible. There were, like, five Indians, and they all sat around talking about, like, brown shit, and it was the most shitty thing ever. I was hoping that there would be someone I could talk to, but they were all Indian. I mean the tooly kind of shitty Indian, not like you. You're okay. I'm supposed to write my statement of diversity- but I'm not a minority, I wasn't poor growing up, I've never been raped... Why is tumblr bad for your health ? it's full of transfats so she put the blame on them??? she was fucking raped and assaulted. they should know that it was their fault much like americans pretend to be canadians when abroad , will englishmen pretend to be scottish when visiting the continent , after brexit ? Met a Male Writer at pub trivia, he was insufferable. Kept marking wrong answers without team input, suggested a "your mom" joke answer Hello Thomas & welcome to SFBritain Good to have another young lad on board .. have a look through the youth section , good info . & I keep that bitch on me , it's part of my fashion So nigga see me when you see me , catch me in traffic omg my favorite tv show finale😭😭😭😢😍😍😍💪🏼💪🏼💪🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼😊😊😊 #GrimmFinale super loved it amazing will miss them on tv for sure loved IT❣ When we were on the way to see my dying grandpa, The nursing home called and said he expired. My grandma said, "Expired? What's the sell by date?" I love my grandma. Haha Why are Black people typically more skinny than White people in America? You need to walk to get your welfare check what 's the difference between acne and a catholic priest ? acne does n't come on a boy 's face until after he 's More on Jamaica YouTube - Fighting rages in Jamaica Notice that this video was made by Al-Jazera Major Chimpout Warning ! The regime wants Germans to hate themselves , too bad that they are not already brown Muslims ! Fuck her pussy fuck her mouth fuck her ass cause she nasty What does a black person do after sex? 25 to life. While I think about my nerdy flat shy oneitis whose looksmatch is a low tier normie she gets gangbanged and choked for fun by chad and tyrone its brutal Why haven't I seen any white men on the "short list" for SCOTUS nominees? What do blacks and tables have in common? They're both my property FUCK should i even sleep i wanna watch this ep so fuckcing bad im "Shower" is a bad advice when applied to a woman It makes her face come off What’s the difference between a blonde girl and a mosquito? Mosquitoes stop sucking when you slap them. Only time "Just be yourself" is the correct answer How can I turn women off? why cant stevie wonder read? cause he’s black We live in a lawless country, I wish I could walk to the Flagstaff House and slap somebody this morning. #LawlessHornSociety. RT @YoShortyMa: I'll kill this bitch no hesitation http://t.co/UxePa9LVi5 Doc chicken Yasss brownies & ice cream 😋 http://t.co/8qLa3JsglG ANOTHER Dead person under Hillary Clinton Doctor Linked to Haiti and Mentioned in Wikileaks Clinton Email Is Found Dead … After Stabbing Himself in the Chest(?) Being a mom neh... its not a packet of peanuts its HARD WORD my body is soo painful i realy need a full body massage and a vacation❤ You guys are all faggots. The fake repeal of #HB2 is unacceptable and cannot provide a safe environment for @NCAA events #RepealHB2 I appreciate every donation received. But ppl that threaten to pull funding if I don't say the things they want to hear can fuck themselves. Why do these so called Moderate Muslims never ask themselves why Islam has over 100 terrorist groups and no other religion is remotely close Boys 3,200 relay — 1. Assumption (Grubbs, Guise, Brandt, Rolfstad) 8:38.32; 2. Dubuque Hempstead, 9:01.11; 3. Rochelle, 9:30.61 #iahstrk Met a foreign bitch at Wesley . 👀👀 she better call me What do you do after you just fucked the tightest pussy ever? Put the diaper back on There is no substitute: USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 I managed to endure the Christmas this day with no additional inventory...in this life of stuff There are 2 Genders. There are 2 genders. Circumcised and uncircumcised. Women are objects. On the road to the fortune and the fame but it's still fucked up💰📸😩 How did i improve myself amongst my friends and family? I stopped hanging out with little kids. I was also never arrested after. if i had a dollar for every gender . i would have two dollars . Since it seems we are reposting everything from 3 weeks ago what do you call 9 blacks hanging from a tree An Alabama wind chime Credit to u/slowbro_69 although I would bet money he stole since it's been running around long before the civil war The media wants to bury the story because they care more about homo killers not getting their sick fetish for young boys fufilled . I just want to fuck white chicks Is that so much to ask for an asian male in his twenties? I've been staying hotels while on military orders and now I have to guard weapons,sleep and shit in the woods with one other guy till Sunday What’s on the left? Women What’s on men? Rights why is non - fair trade chocolate better ? it hits all the best flavors : sweet and slavery . Why are people with Down Syndrome always fat They always take an extra pear why ca n't asians get black ladies pregnant ? ca n't get it passed the lips Maybe I'm just some bitter ass nigguh like Obito Get a grip @Tee_Reel: Im not sexist but my dentist is a Woman because I don't feel comfortable with a guy sticking his hands in my mouth.LOL One of our strongest tools in stopping violence against women is public shame of the abuser and public support of the victim. You know why they called it the Black Plague Because it steals your immune system Incelibacy past 20 is worse than being raped At least when you get raped someone wants you Blessed to see the beauty of Bryce Canyon. Wandering one of God's wonders with my friends… https://t.co/h5BauYT7nT I think he had a near death experience and saw where he is going and now he 's clinging to life with desperate tenacity Only the strong survive and that nigga a pussy If Harvey and Irma are God's fidget spinners, Wouldn't God Be Autistic? >1,450 online GET OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEE Classmate:: I don't like riding the bus because of all of the poor people. Me:: Wow. I'm a poor person. And I ride the bus every day. Classmate, somewhat awkwardly:: You don't count, everyone in college is poor. This happened during my first year of college. I was completely supported by grants and loans, because my family had only managed to make $200 the year before... and is still poor now. In 2008, at University of California Berkeley. Made me feel angry, disgusted. I don’t believe in slavery I support animal rights What's the difference? All these Orientals are the same. what's the worst thing about cancer? you can't pull her hair on doggy So I was having sex with my German girlfriend Does anyone know why she keeps screaming her age? Here's a haiku about medical reasoning and parental fallibility: Says mother to son Miasma gave me asthma My ass ma, says he #NPRpoetry I rubbed some chocolate powder around my mouth to look like ashes Then I went to my Jewish friend and told him "your grandmother's pussy tasted great" what do you do when a autistic / downsyndrome kid is in the bathtub ? let them drown . What do Jews and Woman have in common? They both belong near the oven. what 's the hardest part about shooting an unarmed black man ? the recoil . what do black ppl and bicycles have in common ? they both need chains to work You know when a kid falls on their scooter and starts crying? When I feel hurt I want to cry too but I try not to because it's embarrassing. build that fucking wall mr trump illegals like kate steinle's killer are scum with no respect for america's laws and americans so lets talk tomorrow morning and plan our BBQ , I just went to the grocery store and met a new arrival who happened to have just arrived . holocaust remembrance day should be called 🎵 i wil remember jew 🎵 How long does it take to heat up a baby in the microwave? I don't know, I close my eyes when I masterbate.. Why is Santa’s sack so big? He only comes once a year! Really wish I could edit some of the uconn highlights w Katy Perry's Rise. That song gets me pumped & it fits w what we've been through Does anyone else feel they're losing their ability to empathize with others? Smile, sweetheart! It's not that bad! Everyone knows where Gonzaga is on a map mow. Cinderella to a king. Is that transgender??? Lol. @marchmadness #basketball What do you get if you cross an African and a Mexican? Someone too lazy to steal. Why don't you give a drivers license to Orientals? You do not give a license to someone you can blind with dental floss it is really not at all surprising to me that wadhwa and jason are both promoting a solution that removes pseudonymity. Whats the difference from a baby and my coffee I like my coffee warm Another example of redditors supporting assault and battery on men "@UnburntWitch ""My consumer rights tho!!!!"" Read your fucking EULAs dumbassssss" "1 of my fav quotes that helps me throu out my day is from Pocahontas it reminds me of 5SOS ""sometimes the right path is not the easiest one""" why do n't sharks eat niggers ? they think it 's whale shit . Well, I finished high school today, I didn't get a 4.0, but I survived. *0.4 *in the head Uh oh , looks like the mods are all away on summer vacation Are any of those anti-leftist comments by you guys ? living in America , this board is starting to give me hope ! What's the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of baby corpses? I do not own a Ferrari I'm performing at Bay Area All Ages Edition 4/18/17! For tickets: https://t.co/PfhbtCAfbr #Coast2Coast https://t.co/guxUKDeM7M Very interesting. Someone out there has the tapes? [...] I WANT IT RELEASED SO BAD! How to kill the president Nevermind, he's white now. What are some advantages of being a man/women that you think should stay the same ? Why do Ethiopians like paralyzed children? Because their food can't run now. If you make technology to help disabled people, you’re an enabler ^ find him, just to let him know he blew likely the biggest call of his life. then you can armando galarraga his ass Some people really fucking anger me, having something so great...and then throw it done the drain. tfw an hour on an "alt-right"(sic) network is actually less toxic than a few minutes staring at my twitter tl And in other news...Judge Roy Moore is still innocent! "I woke up like thi-" bitch go back to bed hemroide 's q - what do guy 's call hemroide 's a - speed bumps Go ahead, sit on my purse strap and not get up when I say EXCUSE ME, it's not like I exist or take up space. #fuckmenonpublictransit What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education? Great comments from Breitbart: "The significant thing about this election is that Hillary still won't be president" "WHY ISN'T OSSOFF 50 POINTS AHEAD?" I wake up every morning wishing a bitch would. What does a rapist say to a 7-year old girl after he rapes her? "Goodnight, daughter, I love you." Michael Pineda you fucking bum... it's the 2nd inning and the bullpen is already active #Unbelievable #Yankees how do you starve a black man ? make the chicken an endangered species . "Remember when rightwingers threw a temper tantrum because Pres.Obama put his feet up on his desk and they called it ""unpresidential""? LOFL!" in a crisis , it wont matter. people will have to join us or face death at the hands of non-whites. its that simple. without the media and schools feeding them lies , they will have nothing to go on by except for real world encounters and cold truth .. and thats when our numbers will get large . political opinions are like penises . . n that a woman should never have one . Guy wants to fuck a girl, not learn basic carpentry. Excellent read tho How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, one in the boot and eleven in the ashtray. How do you execute retards? The electric wheelchair I love Jon but I'm tired of everything being centered around him when Bran is so important to the storyline as well If life was a tv show 9/11 would be the pilot episode Boy:: Where are you from? Me:: Salt Lake City. Boy:: No I mean, really? Me:: I really live in Salt Lake. Boy:: I mean, where did you grow up? Me:: In Connecticut. I'm Chinese American and was at the Subway at a rest stop on I-15. Made me feel annoyed. i have a samsung note i have a samsung note i have a charger ugh . allahu akbar what do you call a sitcom about caitlyn jenner and her mexican roommate ? juan and a half man . I fucked my neighbours dog yesterday Turns out he likes it ruff Peter had a file He then went to jail for sexual misconduct with minors @unlikevalentine @DarkNunn @Rye_Online @SaoInferno This is by far the best thing Bobby has ever tweeted Describe your sex life only using SpongeBob Quotes "Are you ready kids?" Sometimes I punch orphans if I get bored... What're they gonna do? tell their parents? Why is Michael Phelps better than hitler? Becasue Phelps can finish a race. Did you hear about the guy shot playing disc golf? There's a hole in one. I searched but was unable to find her photo . Who are the fastest readers? New Yorkers. They went through 108 stories in under 10 seconds. my sister unexpectedly gave birth to a black baby . why , i 'll be a monkey 's uncle ! When I was sick ass hell on my death bed all I wanted was my momma 😪 when you don't have an umbrella and your hair doesn't fit under ya hood so a random girl walks you to your destination with her umbrella 🙌🏾* #Intothewoods.....into the woods......todays sing thru sounded good!! These guys are practicing hard, do u have your tickets? #chorley Hear that, Vanessa Mae? Nate says you suck. @longarm_johnson I'm not sexist but most women musicians suck ass I already have Master Exit and Master Phoenix so thats why its 20 Magic and 15 Summon, not 21 and 16 respectively i have the best dead baby jokes . i always kill them at delivery What is the difference between an apple and a black man One grows on a tree and the other rots "😭😂 RT @Mrs_OctoburrrJB: I've been really mean and menacing on twitter lately to the ""celebs"" and I like it 😭" Human babies are the most costly and time consuming infants in the animal kingdom and require two parents, who are biologically invested in their well being, to raise them. I support the Iranian evolution because when ultra conservative women gain freedom they will open their pussy up to anyone within 100 yards. People say suicide isn't the answer That's when life is too much I kill others. i like my beer like i like my violence domestic Award well deserved 😍 Congratulations to my beautiful and smartest sister. You really deserve a crown 👑 Late upload haha 😅✌ I don't think Velma Kelly can be played by a black girl. It just wouldn't seem right. Both are important, but being Neurotypical is more important than good looks, women won't approach you unless you're a 10/10 god cope all you want, if you're decent/good-looking (6-8/10) women won't approach you The White race is best because when the Creator made Whites , He made them better than He made the other races . Honestly I'm split over this Net Neutrality thing, ISPs can raise internet prices, but the repeal of Net Neutrality also allows the internet to not be in control by the government so many valid points for both sides. Doing well! Last kid graduates in May from OU. I tell Angie that those giant models are our children now. I find it weird I've never watched an episode of the 700 club but I will always remember the fucking feels. That guy ran on the field to protest the fact that the view of the city from the outfield is dominated by a fucking parking garage. "If the Pandas won't fuck, fuck the Pandas" - Stefan Molyneux discussing Europes future. Don't try to understand me, I fucking hate explaining myself. When your having the best sex of your life and then... The police officer says, “Please step away from the raccoon!” Anne you couldn’t afford a holographic card.. Anne >Well how much does a holo-cost? Hitler> About 6 million! I see the @Arsenal box office is well staffed for today's ticket purchases. Clubs a bloody nightmare right though it #Semifinal Sports world listening to alibaba president Evans & understanding just why their new Olympic strategic partnership is a total game changer Stoned Better to be stoned in the Netherlands than to be stoned in Saudi-Arabia. Women are like parking spaces. Normally all the good ones are taken. So, occasionaly, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one. Release the fucking memo, release it right fucking now. guys , i beat cancer patients . The sort of people who can't handle snow are often the sorts of people you don't need around. From your post it seems you see no future for SA or any other white country ? >:( i wish i stayed at the hotel a little longer bc a lot of my (ex) batchmates went 2 prom earlier i miss them but :( im :( awkward :( #Covfefe Release the FISA memo NOW #ReleaseTheDocuments #ReleaseTheMemoNow Hi its great to hear from all of u . What do you call throwing flash bangs at a bunch of people? A Syrian dance party okay so I convinced my classmates that I was a lesbian and not bi and like 3 boys have asked for my number "Find someone who don't call there so called ""girlfriend"" A hoe, a slut, stupid ass and etc." what 's the smartest thing to ever come out of a woman 's mouth ? einstein 's cock . Getting pussy is the ultimate LIFE FUEL and without that you are basically forced to LDAR mode with no energy tfw What has 4 legs and one arm? A pit bull on a playground RT @SeanTheTerrible: Having one is stressful... RT @MustBeCharm: Having a lot of bitches seem stressful I think this deserves some mention here if only because it shows a female, under 18 even, forcing rape. Reminder that while you are rotting, femaloids have sex with Isis terrorists and murderers. What's the difference between a slave working in a field and a Jew working in a concentration camp? One is ashy, the other one is ashes. I know it's the Phillies, but Brandon Finnegan has been awesome. Keep your eye on him; he has the potential to be really good. Why did the lady call the police on the black girl selling water? Black kids shouldn't be selling water, they should be begging for it Their #1 insult. Even if it's self-deprecating. The first thing straights go to is faggot, queer, tranny, gay. Even supposed "allies". What has 50 legs but doesn't run? 10 disabled kids in Chernobyl. [Classic] Guy asks out 1000 girls and gets rejected by all of them, comments are full of people shitting on OP why do the vietnamese never eat fruits ? they had a bad experience with oranges . Twitter game is on point tonight btw guys, if you haven't caught on you're full retard. what do you call a band of red - haired people ? ginger jam Always use a throwaway when posting to subreddits other than r/incels To see why, look at my recent post history in the r/jobs subreddit. Another quality female specimen that a lucky cuck will marry in his 30's So I was playing an FPS with my friends at school. Turns out you're supposed to use a computer. I wanna meet alex!!! 😭😭😭😭 but im going somewhere so im fucked And plus I can't stand to hear Raven on Big Brother 19 who is clearly faking an illness just for sympathy so she can win if that's her gameplay she is a sick vile person Let's thank this fantastic jokes day Hitler's birthday. Nice. Columbine massacre. Nice. Jokes about weed. Nice. Let's thank 20/4 A priest and a Rabbi are running out of a burning school. The priest screams: But what about the children? The Rabbi says: Fuck the children! Then the priest stops and asks: Do you think we have time? If this girl don't stfu about her walking out of class and going to chill out🙄 like do you want a cookie or something ms. bad ass😤😤 I went to a talk about this at Georgetown University last week . Ultimate irony of #climatedenial: embracing the new #energy paradigm would trigger a global economic boom. #fofop @Wil_Anderson @daveanthony If Stephen Hawking has a seizure... Do I take him to A&E or PC World? Why are prison cells white? If they were black then you can’t see the inmates What do you call a 27 year old black woman? Grandma If you blow hard enough on an old Nintendo cartridge, Mario will appear and give you three.extrx lives. what do you call it when a black person 's body begins to stiffen after they die ? nigger mortis . A Russian and a German go out to dinner. What do they order? They split Poland. Will be on Infowars again today, this time with Alex at around 2pm EST. Cause it's from 7 years ago? Fucking unreal https://t.co/fiBE2KBuDx What’s the difference between black people and dog shit? When dog shit gets old it turns white and stops stinking Whats the most expensive thing when you have a daughter? Condoms Plz respond if you instantly start sucking any black dick you see. lol The bitch mentally ill and y'all out here taking her side because she looks beat up. She got jumped . Y'all do anything to hate a man. What is the difference between a jew and a pizza : I don't like eating pizza What is worse than the Holocaust? 6,000,000 Jews What’s better then winning the gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded. I hope Kim Jong-un was watching Assad get his ass handed to him tonight (so Kim doesn't do anything stupid). @MSNBC @maddow What do you call a fertile black woman? An ATM, providing regular income. Kapugedara and Siriwardana don't bowl, and if it's late in the innings Thisara and Seekku are coming in ahead of them. #SLvBAN Wow Is there some hope for the Negro race ? A girlfriend is like a mattress Fun to bounce on at the start when it feels like it at the end off it’s life simply flip is over and it like a lovely new mattress and probably get a couple of months out off it but when the stuffing starts hanging out probably just time to cut it up stuff it in to bin bags and dump it in the river Pretty sure that my first playthrough (that I'm still working on >.>) is my headcannon, though character needs solidification There's nothing wrong with a woman having a picture of her girlfriend at your desk. I mean, everyone likes to have pictures of their loved ones at their workplace. Unless, *giggles* she's butch! Hahaha! what are the similarities between muslims and female porn stars Both like blow jobs my doctor said i do n't eat enough vegetables . so i 've started dating a spastic girl who loves oral sex . harriot tubman should n't be on the $ bill she should be on a $ bill why did the chicken cross the road ? because it has cancer jesus said , " my faith can move mountains " so mohammed said , " my faith can move skyscrapers " mark rly should have told me that I looked like I got hit by a fucking bus this morning before I allowed civilization to see me 😂 Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out #bot YouTube - & #x202a ; Bettie Page - Teaser Girl in High Heels & #x202c ; & rlm ; To me she is beautiful . Does Bin Laden, due to the way he died, look more feminine to his followers and, thus, more ridiculous? I thought she lost it overnight, but she just sauntered into the living room with the damn ball in her mouth. Trying to make me look bad. A Priest and a Rabbi are running out of a school on fire The Priest says “what about the children” The Rabbi says “fuck them” Priest says “will we have time?” I have fucking tears in my eyes. Abled-bodied people, what the F is wrong with y'all? Now playing on Apache Ent Radio on Tunein app Featuring Maxminelli - Share My Drugs (Prod. By Austin On The Track) European Friday truecels roll call, who rots here tonight? Jews believe all GOYIM....non Jews are cattle and dogs.....any Questions dogs? What is better than winning the special Olympics. Not being fucking retarded reach hands to ceiling alt reach left hand higher / right hand higher; keeping hands lifted bend at waist to left / to right; 30 x's ea why did god give negroes good rhythm ?? because he messed up their lips , hair , nose and skin so yes they are ugly !!!!!!!!!!!!!! "no offense .. but dissociating is actually fucking terrifying/ frustrating/ all around annoying & i hate 2 see it equated with ""spacing out""" The update on this situation in San Francisco is that a judge rejected the idea that guns could be banned there . NBA ALLSTAR weekend is an unofficial negro holiday I take my men how I take my coffee Hot and up the arse. You was all in the stands , you a fan watch u fuck it up then smack it on my hand OH MAN!! I FUCKING HATE ratchet ass memphis hoessss‼️‼️‼️‼️ no lie tho i'm weak for a pretty bitch. have me doing all type of shit that ain't really me. In my spare time, I help retard moderators. Usually there isn’t much left to do, but if so, five minutes oxygen deprivation do the trick. Hey guys. Remember when weev released illegally obtained info about my sex life on the full disclosure mailing list bcz I was too uppity? [NSFW] [X-Post KotakuInAction]I wish I was a female celeb in gaming sometimes...(nude pictures incorporated onto CSS of subreddit, hosted on reddit servers, admins didn't really seem to care) 'I don't want to get to a point when I say 'I don't know' about my life when I serve and ALL-KNOWING Father' 😩👌🏾 - @barrister_faie #Preach A picture of yourself with a fag hanging out of your mouth ... why would you seriously think that's a good look Got to find that I seek what with in by taking the elite way for my own ability will bring you an eye opener to what I need from you must I ask again saying come to me and see what you can and say what you will.😉 What music is your oneitis into Let's judge her This site is so quiet now Knew that 95% of lurkers are normies. Years ago, Tapper was the conservative reporter for ABC. How can you tell your child is being abused at daycare? They won't suck a pacifier unless there's hair on it. I like my women like I like my cigars 7 years old and coming from Cuba in a burlap sack What a girl means when she rejects you "I have assessed your genes to be too subhuman quality for my womb" how does a vegan shave their pubes ? with a lawn mower . What are 3 words a Chinese family would never accept? "It's a girl". People talk about how hard it is to be Black in America these days... But what about being white? Like fuck, we're actually almost on a level playing field. Our grandparents had it easy as shit. RT @morganx3blowin: I fucked your bitch , 😋😏 how you feel? fuck with girls , times . sex dating website which found sex relations without fee [ removed ] "Politics got you feelin like ""Oh Syria? Ya, but that's Trump's fault""... Ok..? It is, or it isn't, aren't people dying, all the same?" Pulse Album Review: Mike WiLL Made-It produces a compilation masterclass in Ransome 2 https://t.co/TCPP6WaRiC… https://t.co/LVfIyeFn2d getting fat basically the last two months or so i have eaten A LOT, now i have a big belly but my breasts are still muscular as fuck, arms are thank god still buff as hell, god damn you to hell women this is what you are doing to me, i used to have abs and not being skinny now theyre all hiding under fat, GODDAMN WOMEN TO HELL What do you call a girl that keeps having an abortion? Spawnkill. What’s the most holy site in all of Islam? New York City Hello, I am a jaded student of History. Please do not preach your interpretation of scriptures to me because I will demolish you. You're not bisexual. Bisexuality doesn't exist. Is anyone else fucking terrified to go to sleep tonight or is it just me What was the black man doing at the university? Getting his master's degree. Please support Grace Foods brands. Tropical Sun - an Asian family have ripped off the entire range of Jamaican and African products. Why does @Twitter refresh TL to the top every 7th to 9th time I return from notifications...very annoying...lose many tweets I want to read. I haven't seen you here for a while Scott, how's it going? Some customers should just learn to STFU! I'm just a sales person not the one designing the fucking product. 🖕🏻 There is one thing you should never do in a synagogue. Light up a candle. I like my coffee as I like my paddle Strong enough to beat the shit out the woman I purchased on eBay for $8 I found this thread loaded with good clips , here is a few of them . All of my bitches know they temporary These hoes want love so bad 😂😂👎🙅 You know its over when... You post on normie face rating subs and they tell you "you will good looking in 2 or 3 years just have patience" This is so fucking bittersweet......this legit hurts. Women can fuck into any group they want to "Just go out and be social guys, making friends is easy tehehehe" height doesnt matter im a 5'1 female and my bf loves my height thehehe What do you call Black Santa Claus? Atlanta Claus What place on Earth has the highest concentration of jews? the stratosphere All the normies here who do not vote Republican/conservative are hypocrites boom upvote How to test if a girls anorexic? Toss her an onion ring and see if she eats it or uses it as a hula hoop. Even morbidly obese women have higher sexual and romantic value than average and below average men God help you if you're morbidly obese yourself I wanna make Saturday so fun for my best friend she deserves it and so much more 😓💗 ily stupid bitch @thetoddshow Y'all ain't gots no colored folk on da show. I tinks dats be racist and shit #TheToddShow On complaining about the public school her children attend to my boss:: White lady:: "This school is so bad. You wouldn't believe how rough all of the children look. They all look like gang members with their baggy pants!" Then, looking at me (a black woman):: "You wouldn't even send YOUR kids there." At work & made me feel angry & sad. Why did the anti-vaccine mom ban Asian women from her son She was worried about Yellow Fever Honeoye Falls, NY Weather: 04/05/17 04:47 AM: temperature 41f wind speed 1mph wind gust 5mph wind direction SW humidity 80% dewpoint 36f Sorry am I in a work place or a fucking school playground //Some of us surviving, some of us just roaming, some of us just hoping the world will move more slowly// #judahandthelion The best kind of customer service, but first let me make sure everyone knows I'm a woman Well-known area Jewelry Store Owner , John ' The Jeweler ' Lauseng shot & killed during robbery White Owner Of Jewelry Store Murdered , No Prizes For Guessing Who By - NNN Reporters Newsroom Forum R.I.P. what do you call a jew with no legs? A job half way done. roasties with their infantile games Roasties come to class early to sit where I have been sitting for eight weeks now I hate when bitches quote Nicki's lyrics wrong on they IG captions. I refuse to like the pic just cuz of that. Petty. Idc. 🤷🏽‍♀️ don't b w sum1 who makes u question ur worth or importance just eat a lot of baby spinach & get ur skin right Holy hell dude. Dialectal prejudice. [...] It's a thing we talk about frequently. It's sad to see a bad bitch with a wack ass guy /: My house is on a cliff side which is a popular suicide spot. Since moving there I have prevented over 200 suicides with one simple method... granting them their last wish and murdering them. I escaped inceldom Today i went for a drive and a young woman made eye contact with me for longer than 2 seconds while i was passing her slowly, now im chad Just a prank bro, i still hold the title of Biggest Incel EU please don't try to get @ my man😩 I'll really hate to kill you bitches😏🔪 Multiculturism is a Trojan Horse Multiculturalism is a fraud and a sham that is ripping Western nations social fabric to shreds . What's the difference between China and a guy posting jokes on the internet? One gets away with copying. but NOPE not me trying my fucking damnest to play this, i kinda wanna play it myself... i woke up crying because i had a dream patrick and spongebob performed this big elaborate memorial thing because gary died Enjoy having multiculturalism shoved down your throat , fighting for Israel and having a black or Asian as your new best friend . What does the word homophobic mean? A straight white man My boss farted in front of a Jewish client. "A little gas never killed anybody." >be incel >take normal photo of yourself >post it online >get ridiculed, become an internet joke and see the picture getting reposted in multiple sites for years "Why don't you get a Facebook Anon?" Veterans Action Opportunity: End Abusive Actions of Veterans Affairs Public Affairs Officers: End Water Waste at California VA Facilities So that's what it sounds like when 80 thousand plus don't make a peep. Kinda feel bad for Orrin #Wrestlemania What's the difference between an ISIS camp and a Pakistani elementary school? I don't know, I just fly the drone. Man:: So, what type of Asian are you? Meaning a Chinese background? Japanese, Korean, Thai, etc etc etc etc... (Someone who knows there are different types of Asians?) After I didn't respond, he sent me another message so I wrote back to let him down politely. Me:: I'm just not interested, but I'm sure there are other girls on this site who will enjoy talking to you. [...] Also, it's not impressive that you know that China isn't the only country in Asia. [...] Man:: Well fuck off then bitch. I tried to be nice. At least I wasn't like "Hey chink you aren't a fucking Jap are you?" My god you dumb bitches need to get off OkCupid. [...] you are a piece of garbage. When I shaved my beard off, my wife was really pleased, commenting that it made me look much younger. Yet when I suggest she shaves her pussy for the same reason I'm apparently a pervert. What is the difference between black people and the wheels of a bus? The wheels don't start singing when you put chains on them. COLDPLAAAAAAY HUHUHUHUHUHU FUCK MY LIFE 😭💔 mah heart mah soul!! Niggas be GROWN as hell STILL splitting bills with they mans,but can't even eat a steak without shaking the table. hi, I am a 20 year old female looking for someone to talk to and develope a relationshp . Our ancestors didn't endure hardship to bring their children up so people who hate us could tear down our history in front of our faces. My friends that i got in a fight with called me and started bullying me If i wasn't a manlet and was scary looking they wouldn't do that , people are really like animals if you dont show them who is boss they start to lick your lips If only Africa had more mosquito nets Then we could save millions of mosquitoes every year from dying of AIDS Nazi is code word for white male, regardless of mixed ethnicity. He is not all there. And I guess he keeps forgetting that the dog just went outside and ughhhh I want to sleep. You would think being unemployed, single, car-less or some other shit would depress me. No. It's school. Always has been, always will be. Trust a bitch I can't wife a bitch I can't .@hownowgobbycow this. THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS. This is why I never know how to fill out dating sites. Sexual preference: awesome. Woah, you better take it easy and leave all the heavy lifting to the boys. What happened to the depressed Fortnite player? He didn't stick the landing (50m). I love 311 without irony, unapologetically. It has become very cool to mock them. Try to play drums like #chadsexton, I dare ya. #longcareer Why do they plant a lot of trees in Harlem? To improve public transportation. Tales from normieville: Incels are created by the Nazis and need to become hippies if they want to get laid #notallmuslims, in semblance to #notallmen, should be created to show the hypocrisy of media feminists reactions Joke: American Nationalism Woke: American National Socialism www.tradworker.org How many women does it take to change a light bulb? None if you use gaslighting. What’s the difference between whites and blacks? Cops protect the white and reddit defends the black. desperate beef curtain woman trying to appeal to manlets and saying it's all about personality you can see it in her eyes (and aging skin) that she can no longer lock down a chad and is resorting to a rich short fugly man now this is the world we live in Lul Whenever someone tags azavii I hear an incel battle cry "axavii!!!!!!!!!!" why do black kids have big dicks ? to match their personality . we should really stop trying to domesticate animals . just put them back in chains and send them back to africa "A second teen victim recalls the stabbings. Says it took him awhile to realize it wasn't a joke.He heard someone yell ""Run, he has a knife!""" GIRLFRIEND LOVES GETTING FUCKED https://t.co/t1NnLuHTx6 so fucking done with all the games you play i ain't no tic tac toe I get Maggie's mom is sick and all but she's being a bitch #greysanatomy #TearsOfGreys slap a hoe OMFG I DONT WANT TO BE RUDE BUT I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DESIGN CHARACTERS ITS SO FUNNY AND CUTE SHJFGdv olOH. what do you call antique farm equipment ? old black people S/O to this hoe tonight ol hating ass http://t.co/HIt4475tyZ Lol I only listened to Bulls on Parade cause it gave me that angry rush I like from music , but now I 'll stop listening to that trash . a jew and a christian . a jew walks up to hitlers grave with a christian . the jew then spits on hitlers grave the christian said " why did you spit on him ? the jew said " he killed half of my religion " the christian then spits on the grave the jew said"why did you spit ? " the christian said " because he did n't finish the job " . Bodysuits are all fun n cute until you're sitting naked on a loo in some shit club n you're cold n u just sort of deep your life People are crazy,, they want to lie cheat and steal from people, and then bitch ,Noone trusts them.. insanity I just shake my head every time this thread comes to the front page . What's the difference between a slim Jew and a fat Jew? The fat Jew burns longer. Describe your sex life using spongebob quotes Are ya ready kids? MamaMia.com.au is one of the most cancerous "news" websites I've come across Occasionally I've been clickbaited into reading some of their articles and ended up raging every time i just showered in the hottest possible water while and exfoliated like crazy for the past 30 minutes. not even joking. fu, science. "Today I will say ""Go Carolina!"" in both Final Four games... but if we end up with a USC vs. UNC Championship,... https://t.co/MAOZPH8Hi6" #BJD to launch state-wide stir from Apr 10 protesting reduction in Kerosene quota by Centre; to demand supply of required non-PDS kerosene Mother:: Maybe you should have gone to a school more for diabetics. Me:: What does that mean? And there are at least seven other students with type 1 diabetes; we're fine. Mother:: Oh! Do you go to a support group? how do you stop a black man from drowning pull your foot off his head That's, um, well, I've always been just baffled and irritated by that. Well, no, I don't want a penis. Why would I want a penis? Fat bitches need love too I'll fuck em 💯💯 Help me to understand the men on this sub. What do you call a Mexican in the pool Bean dip americanpatriotdaily.com/latest/deep-state-leakers-just-got-the-worst-news-of-their-lives/ … President Donald Trump has been enraged about the amount of national security leaks during his administration. "RT @Saditybxtch_: @gahdamn_shawdy 😂😂😂 fr fr ""it was cold that night"" like nigga 😑 get to the plot" From a comment at Sailors via Unz If Donald Trump successfully puts a stop to this cultural rot then, rather than the populist agitator that he is currently portrayed as being, history will remember him as a plutocratic hero – a far-sighted (and fairly underlyingly conventional) member of the elite I liked this one. (Im not racist) Why was six afraid of seven? seven was black. I saw an NES Classic in the store the other day and I almost just, fucking bought it because it was there Is it worth living a full life when you're incel? India: Women account for 2% of central forces, but 40% of suicides &' guess what ya'll!!! He got the job &' he just paid for their stuff yesterday!! She was sooo excited!! 😭😭 Growing up in a normal home with loving smart parents is such a privlege As a kid whenever i was in other kids homes playing or whatever i always felt so jealous, they had such nice normal parents, i absolutely hated having to go back home How are black people and tornadoes the same? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood. Why do girls cut themselves They want to bleed but they haven’t gotten their period in months. Guess ive been doing my job Spent half the day at Sky HQ today & the other half at BBC Broadcasting House- all thanks to the amazing opportunities offered by #MamaYouth Note, @suey_park is obvs not sexist. Retweet needs a "sincere or sarcastic?" option. Islamic terrorists blow themselves up and might get 72 virgins? Become a catholic priest and get them now! HIMYM season 9 is so trash. It's outrageous. It's so damn outrageous Wow. She is actually quite beautiful for a Samoan. @leroyrjackson Im the type if you wanna get on your knees we gone do that to matter fact we are. Lol @Tylar____ ion sneak diss on broke bitches 😒👏 im new on here and was just wanderin if any ladies are intrested i a good oel southernman from tennessee send me a messege . To lose some more weight and get below 300 pound for the first time in decades. I rate my favourite terrorist related tragedy... a 9/11! I like this man 's anger and resoluteness.Colud anyone tell where to take the whole footage ? What's the difference between a black person and a sandwich A sandwich doesn't mind being sold I felt like a fool when I bought Amy Winehouse tickets for my daughter and then remembered that she died, like, seven years ago... Even more so when I remembered that Amy Winehouse died too... Are there any good analyses of the racial makeup of the accusers and the accused in Title IX kangaroo court cases post Dear Colleague letter? Minister @MbalulaFikile your police force hasnt lifted prints left behind in a house robbery that happend a month ago. I'm with Richard Spencer.....but god Damn....ENOCH was great too But FUCK........ Lay off the bread and walk your dog Any sympathy i would've had for hannah in 13 reasons why is stripped because of the tapes what a manipulative and fucked thing to do to peop If you wear overalls and you're not a plumber you probably look like an idiot Get the fuck away from me I hate all of you, faithfully This world was never made for me #FTP Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked. Lock this if you’re a useless nigger Ay I get it's trash but if @FreeformTV wants to do me a solid and renew Shadowhunters for a season 3, I'll give them my first born child. Tucker Carlson will interview Donna Brazile tonight on his show. r/teenagers, who made fun of incels for saying women have high standards, gets blackpilled on womens high standards by a woman Party bus going to LA live at this bar/bowling location anybody that's 21+ want to come with me tonight.. I can do a pretty good Cosby impression. But it only works after you’ve had a few drinks. What is the most common desert topping in the black community? Cool WHIP Antifa: losers living off the hatred of a decrepit white billionaire Nazi psychopath You know what they say... Once you go black You're a single mother. A cannibal was about to eat a disabled person But then he remembered he doesn't eat vegetable's I think the real question is: why do you sign your tweets with KT? You realize that your name is right there, yeah? @kelseytheodore2 THE BE-ALL END-ALL BLACKPILL TRUTH: If you lived a normal life (went to school, had a few friends, were exposed to girls) and had 0 girls flirt with you or at the bare minimum kiss you in you late teens (16, 17, 18, 19) IT IS FUCKING OVER FOR YOU r/news discussion about Brian Banks, refreshing to see so many sane, rational responses It seems odd that alot of times there 's such a black and white concept for people pertaining to the will of man . ya my little sister doesnt like little black girls when they try to talk to her she pulls a disgusted face and says why are you black ?? and i laugh and say `` Maggie dont talk to her '' What’s the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family Just Imagine If Our Nation Was Wide Awake And All Americans Red Pilled United We Would Become A Mighty Supernatural Force That Our Founding Fathers, Abraham Lincoln, and JFK All Wanted Us To Be #UnleashTheGreatAwakening Don't bother arguing with your teachers , just pretend to go along with what they are saying . I think that the biggest difference between the struggles for male and female equality is that the discriminations women face are classless while the discriminations men face do not touch the rich. My city just got blown thru by some tornadoes a couple months ago. I almost regret trying to help white people clean up right about now. And with that I will bid you all good night . How do you kill 100 flies at once? Smash an Ethiopian child in the face with a frying pan. i wish we could all meet each other and doing all kinds of shit togehter That's the thing about Libtards: They have no common sense. Actually u need help @purexelegance Call me sexist but I actually have nightmares about Nancy Pelosi, Hillary Clinton, and Elizabeth Warren. When you hear normies say coming from the only guy without a GF here really hurts Kill me now Tony robbins is a huge cuckold Selling fakeass positivity shit, huge faghot Did you hear about that time when Stephen Hawking wore a black suit at night? He didn't stand out very well. Did you hear the gunshot that killed the deaf man down by Brooklyn? Neither did he .@IAHouseGOP Hi @IAHouseGOP I would like to know if you have ever taken a FUCKING BIOLOGY CLASS in your terrible petty lives Appreciate my dad taking me to go get a car but his choice in music taste on the way there is fucking dreadful If females didnt give birth there would be no use for them in society To be honest, not many opportunities to dine out with any friends actually come up. Especially with a toddler! 😃 I texted my friend after the Boston marathon! He said he had a blast and couldn’t feel his legs. I can assure you I am not racist. I have come in contact with starving African children, when I couldn't find the whip. my midget landlord told me to get out of my house . that 's short notice . sorry Fucking shocking day at the office for @DannyCipriani87 . Get Gopperth to 10. Cipriani is absolutely killing us. Health Canada.... Idiots want a ban on trans fats but won't ban my smoking tobacco. Health Canada = spineless morons A good woman is like a terrible house It isn’t reinforced, structurally weak and can be easily destroyed What is Cliff Burton's favorite cymbal? Crash. I once tried to be everything this bitch said she wanted in a man... That shit didn't get me anywhere. Welcome Welcome Welcome.... TO ALL THE NEW ALT RIGHT PROSPECTS....YOU WILL BE VETTED....BUT WELCOME ! RT @bayleebork: @rahshauna keep your avi hoe My god I posted a lot of Nicholas Sparks quotes on my Facebook 9 years ago..what was happening in 2008? why do abortion jokes matter so much ? i mean , those kids certainly did n't . How do you beat cancer? A baseball bat at the make-a-wish foundation usually does the job! After several days of terrible discomfort and uncertainty, the doctors determined that a cyst located on my brain stem had burst, causing complications. what was black man 's last words before commiting suicide ? do n't shoot """You don't go talking to a man in the bathroom. I'm not offbase here am I?"" @JoshSmith_82 via #PodskeeWeeWee" Niggas is annoying 😂 my shorty on lock don't try 🗣 wasting your time after some dirty sex, i buried my daughter’s casket again My wrist is supposed to be healed. Why does it fucking hurt This nig johnel keep falling asleep.... That's usually me lol Blacks deserve to be gunned down in the streets like the degenerates they are. Lock if you agree WE ALL NEED TO BUILD LOCAL MILLITIAS AND TAKE BACK USA 1776 THE TIME IS NOW 1776 TRUMP CHOOSE YOUR SIDE WILL YOU BE GEORGE WASHINGTON PART 2 THIS IS WAR RISE FOR YOUR COUNTRY RISE FOR OUR COUNTRY 1776 1776 1776 1776 @GingerDemoness Den you enjoy da nite wit a colored man. We do it again in 2 weeks. Lets me no if I needs ta bring da magnums I tried to see if vegetables float.. Needless to say, my retarded brother’s funeral is on Wednesday what do you call chocolate egg nog ? nig nog While I was working on livestreaming functionality the tmp folder of PewTube's upload server got full and caused some uploads to be stuck partway, should be fixed now and the livestreaming functionality is looking great! A woman's virginity is a jewel while a man's virginity is a shame Another example of female privilege. Xxx Tentacion? More like... Oops! 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I FUCKIN' LOVE IT! #Indivisible #resistanceisNOTfutile #NunesMustResign @maddow Good luck to @TommyFleetwood1 as he tees off at the #masters2017 in a few minutes. Big moment for the golfer from Southport ⛳⛳⛳ White people have been fighting each-other for millennia +now we think importing millions of 3rd world migrants isn't going to cause issues. i am sick and i stopped going to school and i am alone in a whole new country Praise the lord If I were to re-create 9/11 but instead with the Empire State Building.... Wouldn’t that be the Empire Strikes Back what 's the difference between a french woman and a basketball team ? a basketball team showers after periods . There’s a reason the parkland shooting happened on Valentine’s Day The shooter couldn’t pull a girl like he could pull a trigger. Why is the U.S bad at chess... Because it already lost two towers The Army told me I could be all I can be. So I became fertilizer. What happens to a sick horse? It goes to the horsepital. 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Writing in David Duke 's name is fine because such a vote will still send the message that white America will not be taken for granted . This wont be a bargaining chip, that won't be a bargaining chip, crap! everything will be a bargaining chip. Give them fuck all You bitches all got that one friend who wear the same fit to every other function and it don't even be that clean😂 (up to expiry) Buy LUPIN April Futures @ 1450-1455 Stop Loss 1421 Target 1479-1481 #stocks #tips #bse A woman has 5 sons all with the same name. How does she call to them without them getting confused? &#x200B; She calls them by their last names. What did the black kid get for Christmas? Shot. What did his brother get? Arrested. What does a Vegas concert and a savage comment have in common? Shots fired *agrees to make my 11 hour work day into a 14 hour work day just to hangout with my favorite kindergartener I was riding my bike in a snowstorm. It skidded on some black ice and I fell off. 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" Well then , that makes the fact these scum are sending millions of their kin to my country , taking jobs from the White inhabitants , killing our people and mongrelizing our race all alright then . What’s the difference between a negro and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four Has there ever been another time in history when a political party attacked its own president? "@GRons21 @desipiodotcom ""HAHA!!! My team was better than yours when baseball was still segregated!!! Suck it, Chicago.""" I can never message my dad back because knowing hes miles apart from me hurts. But its the only way i can talk to him )': Femoids think we are too entitled for wanting sex but it's perfectly okay to feel entitled to free abortion. Would you slaughter every single femoid on earth if you could? I WAS DRINKING WATER WHEN I SAW THE TRACER IMAGE JAN RETWEETED AND IT ALMOST CAME OUT YM NOSE IM FUCKING SCREAMING Twitter is like being locked in a room full of penises slapping away at you and every time you say Trump they slap harder. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman What's the difference between a dead black guy and a prostitute? I stop when I see a prostitute on the side of the road. The house I'm watching my cousins animals at has Netflix and I'm debating if I should watch Train to Busan or not like is it good?? My nose has been broken a few times haha . In this Sub, Losing is Winning The bigger the worthless loser you are in real life the more cred you have here. The picture in my sig is a Mennonite farm in Creston .. just a couple miles from where I am typing this . What would 6ix9ine do after he is free from prision? Change his name to 6toy9ine How are your parents? OK, look. Someone is messaging me on something. I hear the ding. I don't know which account, which service, which computer. Uh. DM me. It's a unique challenge to uphold feminist ideals in a heated argument in your second language, against three men my daughter said to me "why do my Jews taste different daddy" and I said I smoked them this time I'm having a problem with table 304- wait, do you know them? Oh, just checking. Anyway... what do you call a nice looking black woman ? hot chocolate Two syrian terrorist were walking through an alleyway when a bomb went off, one of them started screaming, I have lost both my legs, the other one looked up and said no you haven't. They are over there. "@MediaEthicsGuy Because they've been near air strikes (uhh, you're in a war zone), that means they're on the ""kill list""? No. Not really." and i bet not a single one was a dirty African.they will be well taken care of on welfare payments.just like the old days the Irish starve and have to go abroad to find work only this time parasitical foriegners stay here in nice new homes well fed watching big flat screen tellyspeople of Ireland WAKE UP ! Monster just knocked out his 30 burpees on hospital floor against laboring wives wishes! Still no baby! @F3Charleston I first saw Noah as our competent leader. And I remember that changed when I realized he's, contrary to his appearance, quite dark inside... Nearly 1400 users here Time for the sub to go private again Make it happen /u/azavii I wanna be fucked ! Find my name here https://t.co/fJArFrxFCv https://t.co/oUgrRtWT8Q Just dropped my phone in mayonnaise Fucking Hellman!!! Sorry about the spam but I dare you to search nigger on Twitter and not laugh. Impossible. What do you call a black priest Holy Shit The normie "vibe" argument is horseshit Anytime a normie says that you give off misogynistic vibes even if you don't outright say "I hate women" they are lying. Happy birthday beautiful ❤️💃🏼@Adebolaa_O I pray God grants all your heart desires b...God's blessings dear 🙏🏻 I still owe you puff puff 🙊 What’s the difference between a baby and watermelon? One is fun to smash with a sledge hammer and the other is a fruit. What’s big, long, black, and loves ruining a kid’s day? An AR-15 In my view, people are like jelly beans Everyone hates the back ones When Im not with her I think about chilling with her but every time I'm with her,I have nothing to say to her & I don't wanna blom with her. Difference between a model, an average looking guy and an incel (Tinder experiment) What do your mom and dad have in common? They both made a mistake """i don't know isn't a viable response...intelligence"" idiots" i ca nt belive the holocaust was allowed to happen . only once And they knew me, too. SO WEIRD. Cloudflare Ray ID: 34b6e41633642aeb • Your IP: 185.78.132.74 • Performance & security by Cloudflare i never been so mad in my damn life like bitches be fishing!!!! What do you call a guy that eats disabled people? A vegetarian How much does it cost to enter the Boston marathon? An arm and a leg. Daily Reminder: Face wins you the race, but height gives you the starting position social injustice tom brady deflates his balls and gets a game suspension . bruce jenner deflates his balls and wins woman of the year . Devon Nunes in the House has been a real hero the last year. I like my women how I like my omelets Whites only and beaten with a whisk. Running this account before 9 a.m. without an Irish coffee is not recommended. How you gone try an play a bitch an you a fucking bum ass nigga Try to look at it from another angle please. Do you have a mother, an older sister, a wife, or a middle-aged SO? I'm wondering if you do/would, if you would see things differently. Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. im so fucking pissed he has me this whipped, for all of these YEARS Had sex today. Now I appreciate how difficult it is to get intimate. Of course, the live ones do put up some form of resistance. Why is IRS still in operation? Corrupt liberal targeting fucking assholes. They all look like sphincters. Ugliest humans ever. Who turned off all the lights? It too dark "Now I understood why ppl be saying ""y'all not built like me"" cause omg some ppl really not built like me..." Mo County was never my scene , ever. 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Question for sub users How many times have you talked to girls? Behind me is infinite power, before me is endless possibility, around me is boundless opportunity. Okay life, bring it on. Most people simply want to be loved. Always remember this. This want is even in the most egotistical people. I don't care if we haven't spoken in a while if you text me because you need advice or a friend to talk to I'm here columbine I like my women how I like my kids menus... 12 and under What is the similarity between 6yo Girls and Niggers ? Dead one is the best one . my girlfriend keeps trying to give me a blowjob while she’s on the treadmill it’s like the worst running gag of all time Apparently, Trump told Russia about this well before it happened - and even before Congress - so they weren't exactly surprised, My bitch fucked another nigga that hurt my feelings ! Because of lower gravity, a person who weighs 100kg on earth would only weigh 38kg on the surface of Mars. #knowledge @therealduxy @TKFan01 *too pretty...not *to pretty. Jeezus...my redneck education is showing. I have no guilt Because I'm not as legitimately racist as the nigger ruining this sub I gave it a 5 second glance, didn't see anything interesting. Getting mad about that is like raging at a livejournal post. Same quality. What is the definition of cruelty Trapping an Ethiopian child in a circular room and telling him “there’s a meal in the corner” Another day and yet just to set back is not what I do.. Work work the only true created way of life that keeps purpose for us all to buy and sell trade..🤔 time to work Hey you youngsters , check out the web site dedicated to Skinhead rock and roll . What’s the difference between a nigger and a bucket full of shit? The bucket. #OneSBI As banking is redefined by the digital revolution, this new logo can take things forward @TheOfficialSBI Will any of the media talking heads ever broach the subject that #Islam is incompatible with free speech and democracy? Are they PC cowards? What was the worst ending to a great show? Some of the jokes on this Sub are like my daughter... 12 years old and overused. Jelly beans are like people Nobody likes the black ones Incels will never be stable Were like a free horse that's yet to be tamed but there's nonone out there that will rise up to the challenge Hi all , I just would like to meet white conscious people from other countries , specially girls . What does a 8 year old Pakistani girl need when she’s fighting with a man? Marriage counselling I bet Trump pardons Sheriff "Beaner Smasher" Joe tonight. if the music/career is more impt to him, if he's not down for her as the other guy is proving he is, don't waste a girl's time.. @schmitty82 How can you tell if a joke is dark or not? Licking dead rotting kittens. - that feeling you've got in your stomach right now? That's maggots hatching. Your pastor laughing at your misfortune? That's when it is dark. Wasn't there a news story on here a while ago about how jews can inherit their parents memories about the holahoax and then have nightmares about it , or some other BS like that ? My bitches get them Christians nigga The whites are more in the range of 4.8 million . how many jews does it take to open a door ? definitely more than million Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister. It tastes the same, but you know it’s not right. Today, I am happy to announce the Online Abuse Prevention Initiative, created with @TheQuinnspiracy, @alexlifschitz, & @SheriRubin. Don't fucking ask me permission for you to show me that you supposedly want my ass PSA: Remember to share the Atomic Blackpill on normiebook and twatter The more normies that see it the more people that are lead to the light Who are the fastest cross-country runners? Illegal immigrants getting shot at. The sad fact is thesame thing goes on worldwide . RT @NIGNORAMUS: Here's how your "suggestion" plays out @piersmorgan Racist: ha, those niggers stopped callin each other nigga The end Watching the world explode All-American dreams of fireworks over cottonwood trees And me so small sipping soda And her, smiling, holding my hand What do you say to a gay Full House fan? Fuck off, Bob Faggot Only word I can understand on #BlackJesus is "nigger"... Heavily disappointed in this show. AaronMacgruder stuff blows, IMO. It is fitting that we are now seeing these strong women speaking out and trying to fix problems that others are uncertain of how to tackle. Femoids are hypocrites They can be ugly as a bat, be a midget, and have a personality as boring as a rock, and still get laid As northern Ireland falls under our rule we have more right to be here than a plastic paddy from america so kindly crawl back under your rock . I got in trouble at work yesterday for pulling a prank on a female coworker. The police have informed me... ...it doesn’t matter that it’s April Fools Day. It’s still rape. I find it hilarious @TheDemocrats want open borders but freak out if people from different countries don't agree with them, then they want to close communications and start World War III. Why are jokes about kids with cancer so funny? Coz they never get old..... Jokes so dark cops shot em and planted drugs Is this supposed to pump up the crowd? Everyone is probably relieved that it's not a performer they actually like #pottybreak #WrestleMania I caught a child trying to break my window Had to board it up so he couldn't escape. Yo @squnto 🐉 was FUCKING lit tonight I almost died omfg yass 🙌🏼 GET THAT PAYCHECK BOY!!!!! What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash. In light of Jack Dorsey's new policies to go into effect 18-December-2017, we are closing our twitter account (@DecisiveLiberty) and moving everything here and closing (deleting, actually) our twitter account on the 31st of December 2017. What’s the difference between Jews and Boyscouts Boyscouts come back from camp Anyone else feel its hypocritical feminists complain about being demonized for being labeled as feminists but they go nuts on someone who's an MRA? Welcome, its always great to see new members on . You can feel the general public getting tired of the SJW propaganda and outrage and the Hollyweirdos pushing it RT @BIGBROWNLEE: The Homie @WersMyLIGHTAAAA Got This bitch Rocken Perfect 10 girl. Why is it so hard to pick up a perfect 10 girl? Bc she is in between 9/11. It's hard to pick her up under all the rubbles. Is that weird? Am I doing the right thing? It feels so pseudo-celeb. What's the biggest difference a feminist can make? Changing the sandwich menu. Have ya'll tried Ethiopian food? I'm not sure that everyone would like to eat what I just nutted What's the difference between a dog and a black guy? I don't own a dog. #MessageToMyFutureSpouse u better cook and clean for me bitch. Ill give u all my money but I ain't cleanin no dishes and makin my own plate. That's just like people who buy fine chicks nice stuff and go out of they way for em and still get left in the friend zone.She don't owe you I dnt think I'm ready for a relationship...My nerves get too bad too easy, ppl be pissing me off and ion have time for the BS. I'll pass 👐🏾 There is also an entire forum dedicated to this concept as well at the F & F Forum www.folkandfaith.com/invisionboard US & European Alternatives Regards - FNF ! I hate my life some bad shit always happening now I have to drive 2 hours smh... Whats the difference between a dead black person in the road and a dead dog in the road? Skid marks before the dog. Disgusting part is, females want these trash ass acidic pussies ate 😷 Im always mystified by the way that those most set on getting rid of partition are always those who want to have nothing at all to do with the PUL community in the north . I understand why niggas dont wanna be in relationships😭😂😭😂 girls annoying af Why did the black kid go to a Catholic church? To find a father RT @FirearmsDaily: Statistics don't lie, if you like gun control you're a queer guy. #FD how do you get a nun pregnant ? dress her as a little boy and send in a priest Do you know you can't say " black paint" without offending someone? You have to say " Tyrone, paint my house !" How to research your personal connection to Vimy Ridge #D1 https://t.co/bxKclxARrA https://t.co/hd3ajMjuAm Rate Girl who Wanted a Long Term Relationship with Me at 17 but I Rejected due to Low Self Esteem Crooks & traitors: Bill, Hillary & Chelsea, both Obamas, Soros, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Oprah, James Comey, Bob Mueller, CNN, MSNBC, NYT, Harvey Weinstein, Theresa May, Angela Merkel,..and those closely connected to them. I got banned from Feminism for saying the female models should be paid as much as male models. The CEO of HQ Trivia died, guess he forgot to buy an extra life. Basically, I have two and a half hours and all I need to do is finish off chapter 4 so I can print off and edit I CAN DO THIS Either way I'm chasing after something I have never had. Woke up today feeling as hungry as I ever have. "He was sat up looking over in my direction so I said ""what's wrong now?"" He responds ""I dunno, slow motion or something""" How could we have prevented 6 million Jews from dying in the Holocaust? By killing a few more million. Judge Declares That Kesha Should've Known Dr. Luke Was Going to Rape and Abuse Her, Rejects Her Lawsuit https://t.co/jKilptCKUm what does a jewish pedophile say ? hey kids , want to buy some candy ? What sounds great to a homeless person but terrifying to a Jewish? *"It's just a shower."* Maybe when Trump talked about grabbing pussies he was referring to Justin Trudeau. who 's more likely to cause a school shooting , the black kid or the white kid ? the white kid , because you 'll never find a black kid at a school . what do fat chicks and bricks have in common ? they both get laid by mexicans What do you call a group of Ethiopians? A faggot I heard from friends in Boston this is true.Blacks will attack an Irish America with a shamrock tattoo.How long before this happens in Ireland ? Why are black people so fast? The slow ones are in my tree. What’s a jews favourite breakfast? Ash pancakes My sister is amazing. And I'm fucking amazing. Confirmed: JOSHUA AVRAHAM SHEKELBERG, ex-black bloc activist turned leftist reactionary right wing anarchist SJW bigot is returning this ep I like my vegetables how i like my sports In wheelchairs What's bigger than the rate of gun crime? The nostrils of those doing it. You bitches drop out with ya friends then go to spreadin secrets. That's why I tell NOBODY my business. A man is driving his car and hits a woman. Who’s fault is it? The man! Why was he driving in the kitchen? Over 10,000 arrests for child trafficking since Trump Took office. Unlike this one, which rivals Ulysses @SchillPickle Call me sexist idc, girls produce the worst tweets. It's a fact. Just a thought: If the powers that be at the end of WW11 had listened to Patton we would never have had a cold war and possibly a lot of the evil that has now come down upon us would not have happened. Finally my favorite subreddit is open again I've missed you all! What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies? My erection. [x-post /r/GetMotivated] Felt like it should belong here. wanna hear a joke ? women 's rights why will the twin towers always be warm ? it has a couple hundred jumpers . I dont get why all the black people are acting like Black Panther was their first big movie When The Birth of a Nation has been around for over 100 years Slow Travel on I-35 SB: S of Lorena (FM-2837~MM 322) to Temple (SH-53~MM 301) - 19 miles - 35 min @ 8:02 PM #My35 only white kids will get this dads me just doing the rounds of the worst peoples twitters, fiending for a fucked take You two boys can do this stretch against that wall. Dream is to become an F1 driver, compete at the Masters and manage Arsenal to an unbeaten season InshaAllah #Easter2017 on Good Fri/Easter Sat it will be a Sat TT on all services & on Easter Sun/Easter Mon it will be a Sunday TT on all services. I am the only person of color waiting to cross at a major intersection in Toronto. As a car full of white men drives by, one of them leans out the window. Guy:: Hey lady! Go back to Mexico! All-white crowd around me:: (no reaction/looking at the sky) Me:: Really? Mexico? All-white crowd:: (turns and stares at me as though i had provoked and was continuing a scene) I am a South Asian woman in my twenties. and I am a Canadian citizen. fat white bitch an a skinny po' black nigga......yeah im in Metairie fa sho.... The fact that Caamib has reproduced makes the idea, that people who post here are incels because they share some of his views seem even more absurd With each page I read of "White Power" I see more of myself in George Lincoln Rockwell. The current state of this black sub. That's it. That's the joke. What did hitler say to the burning Jew? This Israeli funny! why are black people so loud ? because they think we ca n't hear them For all shout outs and requests on the #Bhangra #DriveTime Show with #ChazBoy @nusoundradio text 07961387788! #92fm It's wifey over bitches, but money's over her, cuz money's under nothing, my life is such a blur, it's not the way it has to go... What's black and blue, and doesn't like to have sex? A pedophile in prison. i love knowing guys opinions on stuff like this , how they think girls should dress etc. thank you to the person who started the thread. excellent to get insight into male minds ! Make jure your site is keeping users on their preferred version of your website for:their entire visit. (Google Webmasters) Is there a big-time VC who has strong feminist ally leanings? Curious. Not looking for funding. i think i may know this person ... it 's me and i 'm doing good ! this is some surprise. wow. check you pm 's ! talk to you soon . BTS are basically in 2nd Mexico right now so I hope they enjoy California and they interact with my people And we all know bisexuals are just on the road to being gay. I always thought there was too much standing and sitting and kneeling at church. I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me. what do you call it when an interracial couple gets paralyzed ? mixed vegetables ! """A mans belly shall be satisfied with the fruit of his mouth; and with the increase of his lips shall he be filled."" ~Proverbs 18:20" what's the difference between a gogurt and my cum the gogurt doesn't hit the back of your daughters throat at 70 mph Shower thought: Male feminists are the male gender's "Uncle Toms". Murderer Caught After He Created The Murder Scene On A Tattoo From His Chest https://t.co/3l27GwBNxX Don't any of you fuckers dare make me sing those sugary sweet happy songs or I will give you frostbite where you don't want it. feminism The goal of this poll is to figure out whether or not you view the White US troops in Iraq as your troops ? This thread is actually going against culture and customs but I think that it best fits into this category . Mom's AIDS test came back positive Now I have to wear a condom everytime. What’s the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese person You gotta drop the bomb twice before they get the message. Tweets which saw the most RTs tend to be questionable, abusive, and almost always aimed at @spacekatgal, @thequinnspiracy, @femfreq, and me. Never lie to a superior, it prevents you from learning. """Wya"" ""I'm not tellin you"" ""Well Wyd?"" ""Giving a homeless man a dollar"" ""Oh yeah you're on college""😂😂😂" Had my first #pneumonia #vaccine today and feeling woozy as all get-out. Has anyone else experienced this after-effect? Tell me why I just opened a ramen packet but there was no flavor packet. Just noodles and fucking the vegetable What did hitler get for his 6th birthday G. I. Jew and an easy bake oven May I ask , how then do you describe a typical Georgian appearance ? seven billion `` Humans '' on the planet and with Open borders , H1-b visas , fake social security numbers , colleges hiring foreign nationals over White Legal Americans , and Obama 's Amnesty on line with an apathetic public , , , well , dye your skin black and unlearn your english and you might get a good job . Footballer Ched Evans Found Innocent Footballer Ched Evans has been found not guilty of raping a 19-year-old woman in a hotel room. ..there was little pressure for the younger Daley to clean up corruption because white voters saw him as a “bulwark” against the ascendancy of black political power in the city. My kingdom for a subscription to Safari Books Online. I miss having one provided by my former employer. :( it's not a competition of who has the worst day or the worst life, everybody has problems and everybody can complain I miss those days when you could just hit a woman on the head and take her home And then later feed her to your animals as breakfast instead of buying her breakfast Surely they to themselves are foes, who 'gainst My Words Rebel: And they who My Instructions hate, Do Count The Road To Hell. Selah..._ """I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judge by the color of their skin..." Are you guys ready to take instructions from a woman? ravaging animals carried away her heart, lungs, and liver """Cubism allowed us to be in more than one place at a the same time;mashup allows us to be in more than one time at the same place"" @rushkoff" Well, maybe they 're slowly working their way to destroying Eastern Europe . RT @lunagaristo: transphobic asshole: trans people don't exist *me disappearing into the air*: thank fucking god, i don't even want to… where do muslims go when they die ? all over the place . I guess Kim never had a US president tell him to stick those rockets up where the sun don't shine. Elton John was right when he sang, 'Sorry seems to be the hardest word', Especially if you are Asian. I'm not leaving my house at all tonight or tomorrow fuck Work !! I find it odd that when I'm eating ass My daughters not doing homework I like my women like a like my cocoa beans Black and beaten kind — kind·er. /kind·est/ adj. • of a good or benevolent nature or disposition, as a person:a kind and loving person. Why can't a Muslim have a cell phone? It has Airplane Mode. It took them just ten years to do this to Dublin . @annesoduku @washingtonpost Please someone tell him and his supporters this they don't get it they just don't or they just don't care period I remember when my mum would tuck me in... She really wanted a daughter. Conclusions like this look to me like people fitting data into their pre-formed worldview. Couldn't it equally argued that "people have been socially conditioned to believe girls are more *valuable* than boys, so that makes you think they need more nurturing/protection"? I don't find Schindler's List to be that good of a movie I only laughed a couple of times With all these crazy bubbles, America is less a republic than a rebubblic Reading my Timehop some days just reminds me how much I would love to go back in time for even just one day 💔❤️🌹 Cant B Fucked About Somebody That Aint Fucked Up About Me Springer can't steal a base, but that fucker can hit the ball! hell of a game! #ASTROS #SpringerDinger UPI: According to Post-Bombing Aerial Reconnaissance Photos, Syrian Airbase Now Resembles Left Side of Steve Bannon's Face #SyriaStrikes what do you call a nigger on christmas ? cole Why do they always compare Trump to an orangutang? He's not even black! no fats no fems Anybody ever find the answer to do chicks feel bad about posting their kids after posting a pic with their ass out? Wow, all the lines they think are hilarious are said by the main female character when she subjects herself to ridicule. Report for my station at 7:00 AM: Temperature: 30→ Relative humidity: 84↑ Pressure: 29.5→ Wind: 1→ from the SSW. Daily rain: 0.01. Well, I wanted to go to Columbia, but of course I didn't get in because I'm a middle-class white guy. You're a woman, you can't carry that. Get your brother to do the men's work. Most white girls are taught and brainwashed to love black guys , only way is to properly educate them and show them what savages they truly are . That's not what a real man would do. You were built- er, or born, to do some amazing things. Even if it doesn't feel like it most of the time.. I'm sure others can agree. This is a video of old postcards of the Upper Silesian city of Bytom ( Beuthen ) . How can a Libtard speak truth to power when the only thing they vomit from their mouths is lies? Whats the most positive thing in africa? HIV Those damn white Baptist done pulled another #terrorism attack in Manhattan again. I like my women how I like my wine. Aged 5 years and locked in a cellar. them: nighthound is not good me: [gestures towards the animal ears, cyber aesthetic, bodysuits, djeeta's cape] them: oh shit you're right I think I'm a Jimin biased now wth i think they're all gonna be my biases just one by one so lets see haha Valentina is def my favorite so far She's so sweet and unproblematic and she loves her parents and she's polished + beautiful WOW Um @Iaaine i m not sexist but there are somethings girls just shouldnt do ppl with short/thin/not a lot of hair will never understand the pain of fucking WIND And on top of that, niggas who used to talk about me or bulky me growing up always try to fuck with me now 🤦🏾‍♀️ fuck onnn! don't understand, some people talk sooo much smack on Trump but use his really funny memes. like hating a female but liking her selfie. Keep hearing how wonderful he was and someone even likened him to Christ !! What's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape If @twitter @safety wants more details, they should ask for it in the interface when I file the report - not 30 seconds later in an email. So, I booked @FoxhillManor over @DormyHouse for our anniversary this weekend. Does anyone know if we still get Quietude spray - #thatsmell 😄 what do you call a nigger 's pussy ? a mudflap Wow look how they promote such hate then they wonder why most of us want them to move back to africa I swear I've been asked about my relationship status more in the last week than I ever have in my life #leafmealone #notagoodtime How Many Confederates Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? 0, they're to busy screwing their cousins Can a bad magician disappear? No, but Madeleine McCann Reducing the gender and ethnic gap in education by goal-setting • /r/FeMRADebates Former MCE of Ashaiman shot by two INVINCIBLE FORCES GUYS ,pls remember him in your prayers Akufo Addo GH God save us all Girl claims rape after she finds out he is a Trump supporter Yep, forgot I had the thing wrapped in a jacket , went to grab the jacket and the thing came tumblin ' out ! I can't believe Stephen Hawking died I'd say he kicked the bucket but he could never quite use his legs (First attempt at dark joke. I know it's bad) .@pdlmma just general abuse. Not necessarily gamergate specific. Is your mother an Oriental? The Church of Ireland Archbishop of Dublin has called for an amnesty for immigrants who have been in Ireland for five years or more without their status being resolved . Former 23F virgin had 7 sexual partners in her first year of sexual activity - thinks its some kind of accomplishment. "RT @glofullyxo: A Niggas Apology: ""So you still mad?""" Wish my Parsi (Zoarastrian) brothers & sisters a very happy Navroz (Zoarastrian New Year) 🎉 Celebrations continue #India Dario 32 and 10 and didn't even get a card. Fucking 83 emerald. I tell real life situations I've encountered & ppl legit are speechless most of the time. That's not a good sign...at least I make ppl laugh Wind 0.0 km/h NNE. Barometer 996.0 hPa, Falling. Temperature 2.7 °C. Rain today 12.0 mm. Humidity 100% I'm highkey mad and I fucking knew this was going to happen. Fuck this government. Didn't Syria just get bombed?! Bluepill user gets downvoted once, calls for the mods to do something about brigading i was going to make fun of that homosexual that killed himself with a rope but that 's just low hanging fruit There is no-way in the world that was his first time .. how to get your ape to stop being so annoying? whip it and put it to work Lesbians shouldn't be allowed to use sex toys, they made their choice. "Stalk" aka respond to a blog post he made about me after Id forgotten all about him. @PailOfAwesome @ProfessorF @chrisvcsefalvay Switcharoo on yo main bitch me and my NIGGGA hell naw we don't date hoes Whats the difference between a Chad and a Fuckboy? Put fucking Kanter in man Steve Adam's pissing me off Thanks @cultivate_d for registering to visit #Landscape2017 - we look look forward to seeing you there! i thought this was a subtle reference to a previous CT tweet where they did this with a woman but now realized it c… https://t.co/E68A52QfSK The incel discord is even worse than here lmao Having a bunch of incels wanting me to kill myself is fucking awful Saving my pics and bullying me with them, calling me weak because I wanna kill myself and not go ER, calling me volcel because I'm white, calling me a pussy because I want love I just wanted a nice normie free support place but nope So I left the server To all incels here, what qualities do you think you have that will find you a girlfriend (or boyfriend)? California should be forced to choose between being a sanctuary state and illegals, or federal disaster relief funds. What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? You eventually pull the pizza out of the oven. What does women and trashcans have in common? You fill them up and put them outside. my next suggested follow list @TheButcher @Mike_76 @spotify @PaintedLady @3DAngelique @ru @bigsnout @EvaBraunowitz @berkeley22 @EnrgEnergy @Hyperborean5280 @rlblackb @NoNo1 @samdev @AgendaOfEvil @CuckShamer @leeleemunster @Ziogram #whotofollow good folk all! The Patriarchy is real, men don't experience sexism and other bullshit in this /r/Bisexual thread Can I make graphite show the sum of 5m when retention is 1m? Want to see a graph with point every 5m with sum of that time period. Whats the difference between a black man and a couch? A couch can support a family. How beautiful the world would be if certain physical traits were never socially idealized. Idc what u look like..love urself unconditionally Here's a tip for new comers: post the last thing that normie social media told you that you're not allowed to post. are religions the attempts at answers to the female hypergamy problem? The dead laid out all over the battlefield on the trip to Valhalla, the screaming bird tore at the flesh, death is indeed no stranger Danger Headline February 2018: Sargon of Akkad Calls for REVERSE RACE WAR Against White Ppl What's the difference between an oven and a baby? An oven doesn't cry when I stuff my meat in it DISCLAIMER IM NOT PEDO "RT @GErvoBaby: "" Me-Tard, You-tard, Retard Nation!""" Yes my sister I fear this too for my babies sake I am scares to death I am looking for a support group as well for my family and i and you have the nerve to call yourself bad bitch pleaseeeee (ty @ChicagoLives) Black Now give me my karma goddamit Wish we at least had a Marine Le Pen to vote for in Canada . What is the similarity between an apple and woman Both are at 15% discount in our neighborhood I heard that a black person will be on the 20 dollar bill Cant wait to use black people as currency again Sims episodes 4 5 and possibly 6 should be up tonight. 7 has ridiculous editing so I'll wait to tackle that til tomorrow probably. If you don't hate women you are a cuck i was really disappointed when i saw the first hunger games movie . i thought it was gon na be an ethiopian documentary what does the pope 's motorcycle sound like ? fenian - nian - nian - nian . RT @saraheera: FUCK NO???? WHAT A STUPID COMBINATION? https://t.co/pptaMbQx5N You can't be black. You listen to Rock Music. lookin for white friends online ! i 'm from mexico , and i would like to meet people interested in nordic black metal and the holocaust so we can send mails to each other. : attack I'll give you my fucking house, my fish, my gift card with $5 on it if you a virgin, no history, no ex's in ya life, and is not a hoe. now i feel fucking bad for tweeting about the song and h THE WORLD HATES U REMEMBER IT HATED ME B4IT HATED U THE WORLD WOULD LOVE U IF U BELONGED2IT BUT U DON'T I CHOSE U 2COME OUT OF THE WORLD SO IT HATES U DON'T U REMEMBER WHAT I TOLD U A SERVANT IS NOT GREATER THAN THE MASTER SINCE THEY PERSECUTE ME THEY WILL NATURALLY PERSECUTE U Jn15:18-20 NOTuREPENT i guess it doesnt matter cuz those are olds cod but shits annoying link me in AW please maln They way my mom found out was by my Negro loving sister and my sister found out because a black racist bus driver started to call my sister and her friends racial names so I said I would get some of my friends and we would go on that bus to ``make a statement`` and she told . dating in the dark is a very redpill tv show watch it chester must have been psychic he 's definitely got things crawling in his skin now . Looking at GG hashtag, they were averaging abt 517 tweets/30m before #LawAndOrderSVU. Now, 1032.48/30m. First time in my life having the flu & let me tell you it fucking sucks. > This is a picture about a girl putting up emotional walls due to bad past relationships and experiences >help her learn to love and trust someone again. Those things are saying "She has emotional issues", not "She isn't interested in him" I like Chinese buffets but I hate all the chinks What was the saddest moment in Michael Jackson life? The moment he found out Boyz ll Men was a singing group. hello, my name is jason , i am 13 years old and felt like postting. anyone here from or near CT , if u are , send me a message or something . What do you call a South African coat that is half leather half fur? Apartheid Since when can you not CONTACT a STATE AMBASSADOR after winning an ELECTION‼️FUCKING IDIOTS YOU CAN DO THAT‼️ if Haiti isn't a shithole than nothing is a shithole it's the poorest country in the entire Western Hemisphere it's literally the worst place to live in half of the planet nobody wants to live in Haiti - not even Haitians it's a shithole Mod Note : I moved this to here from the Youth room . There should be lines of social justice warriors at the military recruiting offices this morning. There wont be, but there should. What does an Arab submarine and a Arab Camel have in common? They're both full of Arab seamen What does any of that have to do with racial preservation and the resistance to the deliberate and calculated extermination of the White race and the destruction of western civilization which 99 % of the members of this site are concerned with ? Respect again to those traveling to Ipswich today Up the fucking Blues #bcfc My boyfriend asked me to make him a bloody mary last night But he was upset when he found out I started self harming again I had a DREAM of the audio heard after tonight’s Game 7: “CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, HOUSTON⁉️YOUR HOUSTON ASTROS ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR FRANCHISE HISTORY‼️WORLD SERIES CHAMPS, LET THE PARTY BEGIN IN HOUSTON‼️“ - Steve Sparks (Astros Radio Broadcaster) #EarnHistory #HOUvLAD I cannot get this goofy grin off my face. He was just joking. RT @1MarsB: I might be ugly but my hoes ain't trippin Life is all about timing. For example, if Bernie Mac had died *before* Ocean's Thirteen, they never would've been able to pull off that heist. They took the action of screaming for help and getting off the bus . A man offers a little boy candy if he come to his van... The little boy say, "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice with a better offer". 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Society I don't want to say I don't need anybody cause youll push people away like that but shit I genuinely do not need anyone but me to be content When /r/forevercucked tries to convince themselves Chad isn't railing every single girl in their college classes. Are they talking about the African women with huge lip plates ? I swear bitches wouldn't have nothing to worry about but they don't know how to shut the fuck up. we're out just gotta keep looking i live in east texas out here its just as hard for us to find single white men I hate the Warriors but I gotta admit, if this were the Warriors playing the Bulls they would be blowing them tf out I bought a frying pan with a face on it. Anyone know the best way to remove makeup? There are some funny women, but even on the stand-up circuit, where there's no one casting anything, women are not proportionally as funny [as men]. My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess So I put her in the back of a Mercedes and drove into a wall yesterday it was fucking snowing but on monday its supposed to be 75 degrees out Men of MensRights: What has been your worst experience of misandry in your lifetime? I wanna be a kid again I was a cute kid, i didnt know about my dark future, i was happy in the school, i was happy being in home watching the simpsons and those cartoons If you have a big penis you CAN stop being incel Check penissizrmatters.net ... it says women only care for a guy's dick, if you have a big cock then use it to your advantage to get girls Day 2 of movie challenge - Last movie watched - The Interview, Seth Rogen & James Franco being inappropriate as usual 😵 No person that I wish for a bigger break in the entertainment industry and a bigger career like Hulisani Ravele. I love her. Woah, are you two sisters? You look so much alike! It's just that you both have that ethnic thing going on. Antifa makes the Village of the Damned children look like geniuses! "@RevivedCrow – called that often? That's strange… I get called Asa. You can call me that yourself."" He wondered what other small things –" My pull out game It's as strong as my retarded kids What do you say when you see your TV Floating at night? "Drop it nigger!" What do you say when your fidge is floating at night? Nothing, because that has to be one big nigger What’s the difference between a Jamaican man and a bench? A bench can support a family of four >That's exactly my point! The ease of which Game Freak could introduce a small amount of customization allowed them to broaden their target demographic and increase their ability to relate the character to the player (improving both sales and game reviews), all without having to change any storylines or game mechanics. [...] ubisoft created their own 3D engine to make assassins creed. what do you call a homosexual on rollerskates ? rolaids Why are Chinese kids so good at math? Because their dog doesn’t eat their homework Dark jokes and Blacks Even 'dark' jokes aren't suitable for blacks. In most of them, they're shot dead. If it wasn't for this blanket, my nips would be harder than the search for Anne Frank.. in honor of black history month . i left my family and quit my job . if you need me , i 'll be slangin weed and working on my mixtape . RT @Wayne__Da__Boss: I hate a bitch dat act like a nigga. 😒 [Not Repost] What do you call 5 black men having sex in 1787? Nothing, property can’t have sex. This is a video with pictures of old postcards of Gliwice ( Gleiwitz ) Upper Silesia , at the beginning of the video , and present day pictures of Gliwice ( Gleiwitz ) at the end of the video . What's the difference between animals and blacks? Animals don't deserve to be kept in cages. my psychologist called her my psychologist talked with my mom, he says that i am not better, after 9 months going to the psychologist i am the same what do you expect fucking retard, i'm blackpilled, i know that my life is not going to be ok because im ugly and poor pd: it's free in my country Do you think it is fair that people who never contributed to your society can come from abroad and immediately be fast-tracked on the benefits system? I wonder if one of the victims opened the door to their apartment for some reason . "@NoIntroTv try changing it to something like ""I'll ruin your life"" or ""I drive a shitty Honda and Vape"" you'll get mad hoes" *You pickup the lamp* Upon inspection it appears to be completely full of oil. You guess it might be able to last several hours. And it has an intricate lighting mechanism not requiring an external flame. What’s the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn’t scream when you put it in an oven. "For every bad bitch there is a nigga tired of fucking her" what 's the difference between gingers and fires ? one does n't cry when you put them out . Ready For Her House Judiciary Republicans Call For Second Special Counsel To Investigate Clinton, Comey, Lynch, this should have been done a year ago, I can't be arsed Sapnu puas read it upside down, and then you can live for ever like me it must be true when people say you are what you eat . because , jimmy savile was an immature cunt . I don't pity or hate #faggots. Sexual mutations are necessary side effect of #evolution. BUT PROLIFERATION at 4% is a sign #humans fucked UP why did johnny keep falling off his rocking horse ? johnny died months ago and his parents still have n’t come to terms with his death . What do Kim Kardashian and grocery bags have in common? One of them isn't black and is made out of plastic. The other holds groceries. WE ARE FUCKING CHAMPS BABY REDEMPTION TIME 😈😤🏀 #GDTBATH WE GOT A COMEDIAN OVER HERE @phildgreen007 @itvnews Not sexist, But it's a man hole. TIL Elliot Rodger was "bullied every minute he was at school" what do babies have in common with orange juice ? they 're best after being well shaken . What’s worse than your wife leaving you and taking the kids? Niggers Martin Luther King Jr... The only black father who actually gave a shit about his kids futures. niggas wait in line for jordan releases, puttin they life on the line, jus to impress some bitches Did you guys hear about that TV channel about primates? Yeah, it's called the NBA. do you know why there are so many trees in compton ? public transportation . Dude just yelled at me loud enough to hear over my music + noise canceling headphones. "HEY GIRL. YOU WALK LIKE SWAAAGGER." Fuck yeah, I do. I deserve sex because I am God's gift to women I am entitled to women's bodies I'm a sucker for colored eyes 😔😔 What do black people and brush fires have in common? They both terrorize rich neighborhoods and get doused with water hoses You fucked me up so bad I don't want another relationship with anyone for a long time so congrats you got what you wanted Math question for intellectuals: Jimmy has five cookies and Jamal took three of them. What color is Jamal? Two black guys walk into a bar... They walk up to the bartender, paid their tab and could not have been more courteous Okayyyy soooo I'M SEEING JUSTIN IN A FUCKING WEEEKKKKKK OMGGGG 😍😭😭😭😭 Why are rape jokes common while castration jokes are unheard of? Castration jokes don't make the cut while rape jokes just force themselves in. Thank you so much 2 every1 that fought tooth&nail to bring #mls2stl . I can't wait to cheer and support @SaintLouisFC this Saturday. Me: let me wear my doc martens again, it's raining Me, now, my heel hurting: well here I am with the hell shoes Standing in a long line at the @Sprint office for the second day in a row with a crappy @Apple iPhone that drops calls and doesn't dial out! Why do black men date black women? The bruises are harder to notice as anti gay as christianity is , it 's pretty funny how much time they spend in the kneeling position waiting for a guy to come for the second time credit to jimmy carr me: im gonna try im@s again maybe the ugly ass art style will grow on me im@s: takes 20 hours to download me: 🙃 What is the best Instagram follow/unfollow/stats app for iOS? I just switched from android and it doesn't have my app. 😩😭 Feb 18 was a record setting day for the word faggot, apparently: http://t.co/rO9E1KUokg what 's the difference between a baby and a trampoline ? i have to take my boots off to jump on a trampoline . I cant understand why people in Britain loves so much to breed with non whites , it keeps me shocking when i go there . Im gonna kill every fucking dog within a 5 mile radius Well, I've started cutting again I'll probably devise a suicide plan within a month or two, wish me luck Sui Fuel No matter how smart you are if you are Manlet + Ethnic it’s over. When you're gymcelling but can't be arsed to cook or eat... Have not see one episode of Game of Thrones.. yet it's a show that clearly has everything I'm into.. hmm.. mebbie I should start 🤔 Perfect example of ineffectual shaming language and just how immature it can be. Did you hear about the reading festival in Florida? I heard they were giving out free magazines to everyone. I think my parents are on board with me going to Mania next year so some of you better I too so I'm not alone Shocking! Obama caused Syrian airstrike (the media’s hiding this) https://t.co/BTqTHA0osM via @ReadTheHornNews I like people like good teeth should be White, straight and clean (none of that black or yellow bullshit) People make fun of 4kids dubs because the way they replace certain Japanese items/foods/practices is straight-up bizarre. SCORE UPDATE: @OpTicGaming settles the score for now vs. @eUnitedgg 2-0 in a... https://t.co/vC2X6GXZET by… https://t.co/cuwtEn4hbT When gab would not respond to me about getting mah original username @diejewdie back I knew then an there this app had no future an would fail. Paul Kersey: Do you believe in Jesus? Stomper: Yes I do. Paul Kersey: Well, you're gonna meet him. (BOOOMMMM) Death Wish 2 🙌🏻 We don't need to go into your therapy sessions. a pocket of stones each perfect in their own skins smooth rough small big a lil less a lil more all perfectly fit together n a one pocket Really, really curious to see what happens with this. what 's worse then the holocaust for jews ? the hall of costs . I just need a swimsuit that doesn't expose my chest when I do a sick ass cannonball into the pool ya feel? RT @OhHeyItsRei: There's a scene in YorHa where a bunch of machines form a fucking megazord and I'm upset nothing like that was in Automata Partly Cloudy today! With a high of 16C.and a low of 2C. #dorset #weather - - - - April 07, 2017 at 07:00AM Dirty pop on the counter bitch dirty in it The Klan is the greatest thing to happen to this country and it will take this country back once again . And for other people will they say Nigga too as they Allie on the left but either they just hated in the first place or they just was fooled into there path of racist so called issue's.. What's the difference between the memes on my phone and the people in my attic? The memes on my phone weren't dead when I added them to my collection. Sex Guy: want to role play a rape fantasy Girl :no Guy : now that's the spirit I often think that about different ethnicities. I wonder if they have as many problems w/ each other like Black people seem to have. But you're changing situation that we're discussing. The situation isn't that two doors have been randomly selected and we're going to open them to see who wins. [...] So with this new information, we know that there was a 2/3rds probability that we chose wrong initially and now we get to flip the odds. We are continuously under attack by pornbots Those who adamantly oppose what we are doing (Free Speech) know the boundaries placed on us by various entities and are working overtime to ensure "we" overstep those boundaries Voiding some 1000+ accounts in a couple of days is very telling the mannequin challenge is n't anything new . black people have been standing around doing nothing for years . I got undressed & comfortable in bed just to get back dressed & go back outside lmaooooo 😭 it's worth it though White supremacy groups shouldn't exist... Shooting up a KFC is a quick and effective alternative that can be done alone. Why are all Jewish men circumcised Jewish women won't take anything that's not 25% off I love gay guys, they're so much fun! I would love to have a gay guy best friend, but lesbians are just annoying. as the headmaster mr mohammed addressed the assembly , he said . " i 'm afraid i 've got a bombshell to drop , " you 've never seen a fucking school empty as quick . You ratchet ass bitches gonna have nobody to blame but yourself when you get an std i gotta pee so bad dawg i wish my suitemates would quit fucking playing what is hitler 's favorite board game ? " gas who ? " inspiration : ! Life has its ups and its downs if you are a normie If you are an ugly male though, it just has its downs. "I have two birthday ""parties"" to go to today and all I'm hoping for is some cake from both these ""parties""" Livin in this cold world where niggas shun virgins and praise hoes I saw that episode of the Sopranos ... and was applauding Tony ! Incel music thread Post your favourite tracks that feature themes related to inceldom like loneliness and despair. There are legitimate criticisms of Valentine's Day, but "women have too much power on this day" is not one of them. @RandomStereoTyp @realBerryBenson @Activision why are you such a child stop swearing, like for real what was the point in u saying that How do you hold black people together? Guerilla glue Why do Japanese people never play bingo? They all disappear after they hear B-29 Fucking get in Jansson! Sick of Hernandez though! Prove me wrong lad what do you call a muslim with tourettes ? a ticking time bomb . how do you get a black guy out of a tree ? cut the rope I should post how u be in my message den let's see if ya girl still fucking with you 😇🤔 "RT @JeremyPlattform: ""You have to admire #HapAndLeonard for never shying away from how the ugly history of racism in this country impact…" I can't even describe how fucking terrified I am rn. I was pretty terrified the other day but after tonight it's on a whole new level. Yes @olijwilliams Call me sexist if you want, but I don't like female comedians. Don't know what to tell ya. Are they funny? what's the worst part about being a black jew? getting told to get in the BACK of the oven What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t really matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway... What's the best thing about fucking 35 year olds? The fact that they won't repost this joke every fucking day I love Broadway Musicals, Lady Gaga, and Karen Walker. I'm a gay man trapped in a woman's body. Happy National Coming Out Day. You need to ask this when the Obama Administration instructed the IRS to target conservatives ? I crossed an epileptic with a lettuce patch Anyone want some seizure salad? i got out of bed @ 4 pm, and all I've done today is sleep. This sickness is kicking my ass so bad. What sets the @DetroitRedWings apart from the rest of the league for Swedish players? Any cultural differences? #asknickandhomer My boss called me into her office at work yesterday She said "I have multiple reports of you having sexual relationships with our clients" I asked her "What's wrong with that?" "You work at daycare" internet rule #487, all problems can be solved by viciously and personally attacking whoever comes the closest to agreeing with you without actually 100% agreeing with you it's science Why is prison bars colored black? Because it blends with the prisoner. I only look at fake conscious videos now to see what lies they telling now and how they are deceiving the unlearned people the way to punish Twitter for banning the Alt Right and Dissident Right is to get them to ban more normie-cons and Breitbarters everybody loses their cool every now and then everybody calls somebody a retard or a fag or a bitch every now and then you just gotta find it and report it I will go to sleep now , as I have to wake up reasonably early this morrow . @telesurenglish we are going back Wednesday, on his birthday. The battlecry is simple: #ZumaMustFall If these psychiatrists are looking to assess mental health and fitness, maybe they should do some research on transgenderism instead of the President. What do a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani elementary school have in common? I dunno, I just fly the drone. #hypocrisy Aren't Senate Dems threatening filibuster the same people who said Trump didn't win b/c he didn't get half the votes? #gorsuch How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don’t be silly feminists can’t change a damn thing. Whats the difference between A pizza and a jew ? Pizza doesn’t Scream in the oven "@IrishMirror So FF & FG have brokered a deal on Water Charging to keep EU ""happy""? Point;PEOPLE already pay for water!Time for Street Action" My daughter Rae was the hardest work you could imagine from the moment she left the womb at @ 18 years old, the switch was flicked 2 years later, i couldnt ask for a finer daughter blood sweat and tears, by the oil tanker load worth it, absolute gold return #family Did you know racecar backwards is racecar? ... And racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died. I had a black tell me once that nothing scares a black more than a white man and his big dog . We thank Naman Kathal for registering as #B+ blood donor in #Bhopal North, #Madhya Pradesh #Friends2Support My dogs are better than my gf. Because they don't call police when i eat their child. With Warren Buffett's anti-coin remarks and the annual South Korean money laundering raid I'm guessing it's gonna be a week-long bear market for crypto Wanna know what really brings the child out of me? Abortions. Reminder for the day: God is in control, let Jesus be your King. Why are black guys good at basketball? The purpose is to run, shoot, and steal. 6500+ upvotes on an obvious photoshopped picture of an unattractive guy muslims are so generous once when i was at an orlando bar , one of them came in and treated everybody to free shots . That haircut is usually cute on punk and goth girls, but you should have kept the bangs in the front. It's more feminine. I live in a suburban area with an old spring fed lake that always has water in it . in my spare time i like to lock muslims in my shed with a bacon sandwich and see how long it takes the hunger to override their allegiance to allah Woke up again next to no cute virgin gf will our suffering ever end?fuck this goddamn cruel world and fuck your Gods,they dont exist "I just did a BuzzFeed quiz titled ""Build Your Dream Vegan Taco Salad and We'll Tell You If You Wasted Your Time On This Quiz!"" Answer: Yes." Could be the greater emphasis on functionality is shared between the styles of architecture . "I'm terrified every single day of my life of the fact that people think I know what I'm doing" #gameloading @williamlegate @LoLy_Cola @onlyifitsgood @realDonaldTrump I had someone tell me he didn't see why ppl didn't use ACA instead of OCare. #SMH Why do people not like burning Jews I think it’s hot Tonight's CSU Fashion Show is amazing! Incredible work from our talented students is on display. Well done! -tf its funny bc people think im quiet but im just listening to everyones convos and figuring out ur weaknesses to destroy u later in life a muslim woman prevented second terror attack may allah forgive her ! Yes, have you seen the Pancrase tornouments in Japan ? I'm in a Canadian city of about 30,000 . Shes on it like white on rice Like flies on a turd Like maggots on a corpse Like sleeze on a politician Like the cops on a black man Like Eric Clapton's son on the pavement. Congrats to Mac miller. Six days sober. how do you make a turk fly ? you shoot them up not even booking Lukaku for gobbing off...letting them get away with fucking murder today Gay marriage has no place in any society , regardless of your race and culture.It destroys , morals , values , and the future of your offspring that will keep your race and culture alive.Regardless of your race and culture , homosexuality and gay marriage is the genocide of mankind . I have to get up in 4hrs but this game won't allow me to sleep. Champions rise to the occasion! #nationalchampionship what is every black persons favorite song ? lynching by the k Where do you lose your Arabian friend? In an explosion What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza I don't get erect when I put a pizza in the oven Logic, common sense? I did just tell you that Obama admitted to being a moderate republican, right!? [...] Don't drink the koolaid bro That Tracer skin is so fucking ugly. Never using that